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Maybe you caught your girl cheating,You're not sure how to handle it,
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truth later today as well. Sometimeswhen I get up in the morning and
I'm watching TV, just kind ofseeing the news and what's going on.
I catching up on what happened overnight. Yeah, maybe some sports center highlights.
Yea top ten. Way different bythe way, because I watch like

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self Park. Yeah, I'm miningfor the show. I'm trying to find
stuff to talk about the for theshow, and occasionally a commercial comes on
and it's usually like a really bizarrecommercial and whatever, it's background noise,
really because I'm doing a bunch ofstuff on line too. And then later

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I go was that a thing?Like? Was that real? Did I
really see a commercial trying to getyou to sell your mortgage back? Right?
But you can't anyway. I sawcommercial like that this morning, and
I didn't all. I know verylittle about this except that I saw the

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commercial and it feels very odd.Okay, you're familiar with The Bachelor,
Yeah, hugely successful franchise. They'vedone men, they've done women. Right,
it's a pretty bizarre show because ingeneral, it's just bizarre because you
see an individual man or woman datingmultiple people at the same time, making

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out with multiple people at the sametime, and the other women are totally
fine with it. Only in TVland is that okay? In real world?
No, No woman's down with that. No woman's gonna chum up with
somebody who was just making out withthe guy they like, right, right,

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very rarely right, right. Sothey I guess it's getting tired.
I know it's quite successful show,but apparently it's getting tired because they've introduced
a new type of bachelor, andit's gonna show in September apparently, and
it's called the Golden Bachelor, likethe Golden Child, that movie with Eddie

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Murphy from back and no, ohgosh no, and it is a seventy
one year old man, Get kids, Get off my law? What what
I mean? The good news isall the filming he will be done by
four o'clock every day. Yeah,but they're gonna start at like two in
the morning. Right. The son'snot even up right, and he his

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wife died in like twenty seventeen.It was his high school sweetheart, like
right, perfect like heart tug.Yeah right, He's gonna need a lot
of power naps, right, yeah. Yeah. He gets discounts on all
the dates they go on. Theyboth get discounts, which is I don't
know. That was going to bemy next question. Are they hooking him

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up with like other women of hisage or are they going for like,
you know, women in the fortiesfifties. They have not disclosed who his
the contestants are. Oh my god, he has children, and of course
and grandchildren, maybe even great grandchildrenseventy so far no great grandchildren, but
according to the bio it says thathe has great or he has grandchildren.

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Okay, no word if they're gonnahave to explain to him what the egg
plant emoji means when he gets textedto him right right, every everywhere they
go, it's just bland ass foodmashed haters, you know, oat mail,
right, black eyed peas. Uh, let's see what else did I

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write down? Because I wrote downa ton h I wrote down. Uh
yeah, the egg plant one.I got that. Uh. He's constantly
telling the contestants it's not the heat, it's the humidity. Right. Uh.
He tells him, Hey, thisisn't my first rodeo. Wait till
you get older. All he wantsto do on the dates is played cards.

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Right, he's not a black man. What I'm saying, you might
play throw some bones with these oldladies. Any type of intimate scene they'll
need thirty to sixty minutes prior.Okay, because he gotta take my agraph
right. Uh, no night scenesof film at four I wrote down.

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They'll do lots of pickle ball dates, yes, and I read in his
bio that he's a big pickle ballfan. Uh, a lot of They'll
have to edit a lot of thisoh, getting out of chairs or going
down into a chair, I'll makethe same noise as going up as I

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do going down. Wow, therose ceremony is gonna take forever, right
because he shuffles his feet. Getto walk her upt you go. They
may have a problem midway through becausehe's going to refer to the contestants breast
as perky. They tell that.I read that already that they're like,

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hey, stop handing the contestants grosscandy. I was gonna say, they
won't even use roses. It'll bea where there's original, those weird strawberry
ones. I hope the contestants arenear his age bracket. Oh yeah,
I do too. I kind ofdon't. I kind of don't. I'm

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one would love. I'll see howthese younger women and I say younger because
they're younger than you're saying under fiftyright, yeah, yeah, yeah,
anywhere between like forty to sixty five. Oh no, no, like if
they get fifty five, no,no, no, if they go like
fifty and younger, I'm gonna considerit jump in the shark. You think
so, yes, because it's notauthentic to me, It's not authentic at

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that pall. No, of course, not that shows not authentic anyway.
But I mean I think no,I think that in most of the scenarios,
they really are trying to find thesepeople, like the people that go
on, are trying to find arelation, a real relationship. Maybe maybe
so, maybe so. But youstarted off the bit with you know how

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all these other women and men youknow, are watching their competition and nobody's
really only in TV land as thathand Yeah, no, it's bizarre.
I was just about to look tosee how many of these Bachelor and Bachelor
relationships actually work out and are stilltogether. I think it's a handful.
Its tones, Yeah, they allin most scenarios they continue on, but

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the majority of them do fall apart, as do a lot of relationships because
you're it's it's like people that meeton vacation and then they decide to date
in real life and it don't work. Right. You had a great time,
the passion was hot and fiery,and well then life sets in.
Yeah, like wait, wait aminute, yeah, can we just go

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back to vacation time, Yeah,go back on vacation. That's you get
that vacation d and then you realize, no, this is just a person.
Yeah, so okay, so listento this. Just a quick Google
searches said there have been twenty sevenseasons of the Bachelor with five couples still
together. The Bachelorette is at nineteenseasons plus one with two leads and four
couples are still together. So outof all those, yeah, only nine

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of the couples are still together.Yeah. I don't think that's good numbers.
Yeah, I mean dating in generalisn't great. Yeah, absolutely,
But this is power dating, right, I guess like it's power dating.
Well, what do you mean bypower dating? You're dating a lot of
people in a short amount of timeto see if they match, like speed
dating. Yeah, it's power dating. Got you? Got you? Okay?

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Right, it's like cramming for afinal right, and how often does
that work out for? Not?Probably the same percentage? Probably so,
right, because the success of thoseworking it depends on the individual and obviously
the motive of each party, right, because aren't they all like they're all
like ritchie people one, aren't they? Usually the contestant is well off in

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some capacity, right, the Bacheloror the bachelorette. Yeah, they're not
all millionaires in this case, withthe seventy one year old man. Oh
god, the kisses are gonna beawkward. Oh my god, he's gonna
have to hold on, you gotsome of that crusty stuff in the corner
of your mouth? Hold on?Does he have to take his dnchers out?
Right? Right? It probably hasveneers. I saw the picture.

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He totally has veneers. The straightestteeth line ever. Right, it's possible,
cob hater, I just want ifit's over all the contestants are over
the age of fifty, it feelsa little more authentic. I could buy
that. I could buy that.I mean to an extent. It's still

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television, you know, so I'mstill very skeptical about it. To be
honest with you, I don't thinkI've ever watched a single episode of either
one of them. I know ofthe shows I've heard. I've seen the
commercials. Yeah, but to sitdown and actually watch an episode or to
get into it, not even anyof my axes, you know, because
usually that's how I get suckered intohaving to watch those stupid shows, because

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one of the axes likes it orwhatever. Never never have, And I'm
okay with that. I'm okay withit the first few weeks. Oh yeah,
oh gosh, because they immediately startwith a ton of women and they
narrow it down pretty fast. Soit's like watching American Idol in the old
days, people like I could singlike you can't sing so many train wrecks,

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oh dude, just like bad,bad, bad. Yes, that's
the part for me that's entertaining.When they start, you know, becoming,
you know, working on things.I'm like this. As I'm out,
I could care less you got serious. I'm done, but I might
watch this. Yeah, yeah,this seems very interesting, and I hope
they do. I hope they startedat like even I'll even say forty five

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age, because now we're getting liketwenty six years younger. M h that's
a that's a big difference. Yeah, that's that's almost three decades difference.
Right. That's like me dating aneighteen year old. But I have seen
him and he does look pretty young. He doesn't look seventy one years old.

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Okay, So I guess my responseto that is, so what,
he's still seventy one. He stillis retired. There's no way he wants
to be with anybody who's got awork full time. I mean maybe who
knows, works in mysterious ways.But I can tell you one thing's for
sure. They're gonna get tired ofgetting MW selects in their water every day,

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right fiber con And Lord knows ifwe have to change not we,
but you know they have to changehis diapers, you know, depends.
Surely they wouldn't have somebody that's thatold and continent, you know, where
they have to have a caretaker withthem. You listen, age hits everybody
different right there. You can besixty and need depends, and you can

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be ninety and not like it.Who knows. That's the part that's also
crazy. He looks he appears tobe a fit individual, So what fit
people get hurt and die all thetime suddenly. So that hardly is a
quantifier that everything's gonna be fine.As you get older, though, the
likelihood of you dropping dead in asecond increases. And holy cow, the

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risk that they're taking by he coulddrop dead or what if the excitement He
was married to his high school sweetheartfor years decades, so like everything was
pretty chill, right he's been he'sbeen retired for a minute. Everything's pretty
chill. And now he's gonna basicallygo skydiving, right, right? Do

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you think this is something his familytalked him into doing? Yes, he
said that. Oh okay, hesaid his daughters talked him into it.
Oh god, oh god, thatjust leave just leave me, right,
standard, Well, intentions, Ihear you accept two things. One,
as your parents are older, youand single, you want them to find

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companionship and be happy. Right yeah. Also you your kids, you want
you want to appease your kids evenmore because you know, right, the
reapers awaiting right right, just gomade a nice woman at to Walmart or
something. Man, when you whenyou talk about your life, this man's

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easily in the three digit weekends lefton earth, right, think about that,
at minimum one hundred one hundred weekends. I mean that's two a little
over two years, right, Sobut he's easily in the three digit number,
whether that's eight hundred, whether that'sone hundred. So as you get

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older, I think you really areaware that the end is near, and
all you want to do is leaveyour kids with awesome memories, for sure.
So that's where I'm thinking. Hishead was, how about his wife
died suddenly? They both retire,they're like, right, It's the perfect
TV story, right, high schoolsweethearts and then tragedy. There's now a

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second chance at love with horse.Yes, there's that says the other way.
An older woman and younger guys wouldnever work. Do you think that
like a bachelorette? But she wouldn'tnot. That's that's why I'm asking.
That's just what the text says.I don't don't. You may not want
to watch you dude may not wantto watch it. Right, But we

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joke all the time about older womenfinding younger men. They just did that
show we talked about that one thatwas Moms. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, that was different though.That was a scoche different because the
moms came on with their sons tohelp them find relationships, unknowingly that they
were potentially dating all these other sons. Yeah. Awesome train wreck. Yeah.

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So they're like going to this retreatthinking like, oh, we're gonna
help my mom find a day only. No, you're part of the meat,
right, m et for all ofthe No Emmy a t You're all
the meat for the other moms thatare there. Odd guys don't care if
they're gonna put out, they're gonnaput it out, we're gonna take it,
doesn't matter how old they are.I'm thinking, I don't agree with

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you. You've got a forty fiveyear old man, and you know there's
a seventy year old woman who lookshot. He totally hit it. I
don't know if I agree with you. I don't. I'm not so I'm
also not going to ask for anID if they're older, right, you
know what I'm saying. I'm clearlyif I'm dating younger, that feels completely

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appropriate. But if I'm out inthe scene single Corbin and I see a
woman, I'm not going, well, she looks seventy and my threshold is
seventy, ma'am. Do you havean excuse me, ma'am? Do you
have an idea on you? Iain't doing that to do that younger.
By the way, it's also verybizarre. I have to ask anybody for

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idea is weird. If you haveto ask them for ID, you probably
should not be talking to them anyway. I think that's a great rule of
thumb, you right, I thinkthat's a great Just avoid the uncomfortable and
go with pass. Yeah, Imean that's obviously, you know, for
the younger women, I don't thinkyou have to do that. That rule
doesn't apply to the older women unlessyou're just going to be that guy.
You know. It's like my thresholdseventy you look like it could be seventy

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one, maybe seventy five, whichis rude, like we just established.
But definitely with the younger ones,if you have to ask him for an
ID, just walk away. Yeah. One has motives of being a dick.
The other has motives of criminality,right right, right, there's no
I don't know some of y'all theway you elude you bang, it may

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be elder abuse. I was justabout to say, I mean, you
know, old people getting it.But you think about the scene the people
in the senior homes right that aregetting sexually abused by their caretakers. You
know. Okay, I have areally weird question that's gonna be uncomfortable for
us. I love it. Iknow there's porn with old people Granny yes,

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dot com yes, but they usuallythose are just women that look old
or are like they can take theirdentures out right, I'm talking elderly porn.
Get on the hub and you canfind you're usually the guy that does
that. They have older porn onthe Hub for sure. When I say

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older porn, I'm talking like gamgam styles like you would. And when
you hear gam gam, you thinksmall, gray haired, blue haired,
you know, just taking like musicteacher. Oh god, yeah, Sunday
school teacher esque type of woman,Sunday school. I don't always think of
old. Yeah, yeah, justjust getting at everything is all wrinkly and

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you're like, wow, you cansee like shred wear on those tires.
Yeah, like careful yes? Orwho she's had hip replacement, like like
be careful, don't break that hipkind of old I'll send you No,
I don't need that does not Idon't find that's not appealing, But you're

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gonna use it. If you useit, then that's your own weirdness.
I'm just so you can have thevisual of what kind of old people are
on the Hub, Like there werelife alerts old like they have an EMT
on set, yeah, just incase. And do you just approach them
at the grocery store at like onepm to set that up or do you

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go, hey, I have agrandma that's willing to film a great grandma.
Yeah, let me get let meget signed in here real quick.
Sure it doesn't not un luck inHuh, there you go, buddy,
How fun with that one? Andthat was just a quick search. The
words I turned and I searched waselderly and I clicked on what does it

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say? Same? God, dang, no way? And this castle what
twenties thirties? Maybe he's got topick him up off the ground. Ninety
year old? What's the thing aroundher waist? That's what they call a

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girdle. This woman has never shavedher pubic groud. Oh that's so gross.
I plase it in the wrong spot. Goodness gracious, that's the Why
can't I not stop wanting it?Oh my god? Yeah? Yeah,

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So Corbyn, to answer your question, it does exist. So question I
have is does it get Is thereolder than this? I'm sure I don't
know. There's a seventy four yearold grandma who looks like a Florida grandma.
If you know what that means?The sun spots say it all and

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she yeah, And I don't understand. It looks very Sahara, all right,
and I can get up. Wehave to take a break and reset.
Please get it off my screen,all right? Tickets to rocohol about

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news quickies when we come back.More of The Big Man Morning Show is
good morning. It's The Big ManMorning Show. Who's quickies are stories you
may have missed in the news.We cover them here and put the link
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BMMS six nine Time for news quickies, World news, local news and news
that just makes you say, whatthe Here's Corbyn Gibby m Lindsay with what's
going on news quickies from the BigMad Morning Show. In ninety seven five,
md Awsee man arrested for lighting fires, found with ducklings in his undy's.

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This alleged fire bug in Melbourne Southeastwas caught with live ducklings and his
underwear, police say. The thirtyone year old man of no fixed address
was arrested Sunday night after twelve fireswere reported across the Frankston CBD over the
weekend. The small fires included blazesin a loading dock behind a school,

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in a shop car park, outsidea real estate agent's office, and in
several bins. So after the arrest, police searched the man and they found
two live ducklings in his underwear.The man's been charged with animal cruelty,
reckless conduct, endangering, serious endangering, serious injury, four counts of lighting

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and open air fire, possess apossessing a weapon, and negligently dealing with
proceeds of crime. He was remandedto face Frankston Magistrate's Court on Monday.
You've clearly never had a duck inyour underwear, right, You're not living
unless you got to duck in yourpants. I want to see what this
guy looks like. It will helpme determine what's going on, okay,

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whether he's like mentally ill or justa guy that likes to have ducklings in
it. I mean we can sayhe is mentally ill, you know,
or he's got a kinky fetish.I mean the behavior of a series of
fires and then also the quacks,right, would imply that something is off.
But why so, like, doeshe look all there? Or is
he meted out like his metha problemin Australia, right, I'm not sure.

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Yeah, you just gotta go upat the end. That's fun.
A woman puts bug spray in herold man's drinks. Has come out of
Florida where this woman she's Veronica Klein, that's her name, she's twenty nine
years old. She's got a youngerboyfriend about twenty four. They have a
kid together. She's out drinking orwhatever. She comes home. She's on

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her way home, She's like,Hey, why don't you fix me a
drink so we can have some drinksto night together. Sounds great, So
they do. They have a fewdrinks. As the night continues, she
starts making the drinks for him.Well, shortly after she started making a
couple of drinks for him, hegot violently ill and started uncontrollably barfing everywhere,
and he's like, this doesn't seemright, calls nine one one.

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Eventually, after thirty minutes of straightbarfing, he's able to call him and
be like, hey, send somebody, I'm sick af So the cops come
out and they try talking to him, but he continues to barf while he's
talking to the police. Eventually hestops and they can talk. So before
the police got there, the womanhad admitted that she had put the bug

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spray the raid into his drinks,and I guess he took an audio recording
of it, so he plays thatfor the police. While they're there,
they found a giant can of bugspray in the house, of course,
and they went ahead and determined thatshe did intentionally put the bug spray in
his drinks with intent to kill orinjure him, and then took her in
on a felony poisoning. So wasshe feeling bad? Was she feeling guilty?

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Is that why she admitted to it? He didn't say. I mean,
I think it could more of thehe gets sick, He's like,
poison my thing, and she's like, damn, right I did. I
don't know if she was like,hey, by the way, I need
to feeling kind of bad. Ididn't know that poisoning, like that's a

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crime. It makes sense. Yeah, And in Oklahoma it's five years and
or a one thousand dollars fine,that's it. I agree, h I
figured to be a little bit moreharsher penalty for that, and you're trying
to kill somebody? Can we justgo with like it's a thousand a year,
so like if it's five years,it's five thousand dollars right on top

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of yeah, right, should gohand in hand? I think right?
Not either or you get five years, which would you rather have? Well,
give me the thousand dollars it's noteither or it's it can be with
and or right, or maybe itdepends on what you put in the drink,
what you poison the person with,right, say, more like what
would that mean? Like, likewhat is the eyedrops rops? Yeah isn't

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That won't kill the person, butit might give you explosive diarrhea. I
mean you can die from diarrhea.Absolutely, that is true. But I'm
saying like, if it just givesyou upset Tom Tom for a little while,
that's what he got, Yeah,okay, yeah, but if it
is going to kill you, ifit's something yeah arsenic, I well,
that would be a tempted murder ormurder. Right, So the completely different

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charge. I think that it's weirdthat raid made him sick. Sounds way
worse than vizine and both would dothe same, just different exits right,
right, Well, because the thingis is like vizine is specifically used to
kill excuse me, raids used tokill insects, and viazine just makes your
kill their Yeah that's it though,No, nothing real like harm to it.

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Yeah, but the result is thesame. Rapper faces child abuse charges.
Rapper with an R not a Whas been arrest did on child abuse
and battery charges. According to reports, the wife of forty four year old
Richard Morales, otherwise known as gumPlay, had had asked his kid to

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be more quiet as he played Xboxin order not to disturb their six month
old daughter. She claims he losthis cool and pointed a rifle at the
wife and the son. Gun Play, who played out in real life,
apparently was a member of the fellowlocal rapper Rick Ross's Southern hip hop group
Triple C's. He was also featuredon the MTV reality show Love and Hip

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Hop Miami, which, according tothe report, he was commonly saying to
people, don't you know I wason Love and Hip Hop Miami. That's
his claim to fame. Huh,I can just hear it. I was
on Love and Hip Hop Miami.I'm a TV star. Meanwhile, I'm
sitting here. Didn't know when theydid a Miami version. All these stories

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It's The big Man Morning Show nineeight four six zh K m O D.
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eight two, nine four five.There's quick eas We did that. We've
got tickets to Oklahoma we're gonna giveaway. But right now we need to
see what Lindsay's gone for. Ballsto the wall Sports, Well, you

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see, the longest active winning streakin the NFL has been snapped. For
the first time in twenty four contests, the Ravens have dropped a preseason game.
Baltimore's record came to an end afterfalling twenty nine to twenty eight to
the Washington Commanders at FedEx Field andlandover Joey slide kick to forty nine yard
field goal with nine seconds remaining tolead the Commanders to their second victory of

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the preseason. Sam Howell completed nineteenof twenty five or one hundred and eighty
eight yards and two touchdowns. JoshJohnson and Anthony Brown each saw time under
center for the Ravens and each threwtwo touchdowns and one interception. Shane Ray's
comeback attempt may have been cut short. The Bills placed the defensive end on
injured reserve Monday after he was injuredin Saturday's preseason lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

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Ray played twelve total snaps before leavingwith a hamstring injury. The thirty
year old won't play this season unlessan injury settlement is reached with Buffalo.
Ray just played in the NFL intwenty eighteen during his time with the Broncos.
The defensive end played his whole careerin Denver and helped the team win
Super Bowl fifty. Long time NFLlinebacker Brandon Copeland is hanging up his shoulder

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pads. The ten year vet,who spent time with six separate teams,
announced his retirement yesterday. The thirtytwo year old went undrafted out a pen
in twenty thirteen, before spending timeon the practice squads of the Baltimore Ravens
and Tennessee Titans. Copeland then playedfor the Detroit Lions, New York Jets,
New England Patriots, and Atlanta Falcons. He finished his career with one

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hundred and sixty three tackles, eightsacks, and two forced fumbles in eighty
five games. But he hadn't beenreally playing right no, so is he
retiring or does no one won himon their team right? Both both Cincinnati
bengalstar is focused on being a leaderfor his team this season. Joe Mixon

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spoke to the media during training campyesterday, exactly exactly after saying he wasn't
gonna he did yesterday, shared histhoughts on this contractor restructure and criminal case.
The running back said, it's agreat thing for everything to be pretty
much over with and to be ableto hone in on being the best teammate

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that I can possibly be, beingthe leader and the captain that I am
around the team. Mixon reiterated sincehe is in a super Bowl window and
wants the focus to only be onfootball. The Oklahoma standout is entering his
seventh season with the Bengals, andthat's your balls to the Wall sports.
I'm Lindsay on ninety seven five TA. Good morning. It's the Big Man

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You can also text bmms and thenwhat you want to say to eight two
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buy stuff for us, yeah,bring us back something cool. No,
that's what you said. That's whatyou said, sars to spend on us.
Oh no, it was a misplacecomma. Yeah, so I was
like, why would they buy us? That's the worst prize ever for somebody
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tickets are in house. If youhappen to win something from us or on
a Rocklahoma Thursday, you'll be ableto pick those up this Thursday or even
next Thursday. I honestly next Thursday'syour only chance after this week because Rock
Clahoma's next weekend. Uh So,there's a in the new like the nightly
news, there's a weird thing thatthey do sometimes, and I thoroughly enjoy

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this category of news coverage. It'sfeel good. There's always a heart when
this news story happens. That allowsfor a little game I like to play
where you have to guess what they'regoing to say. Okay, And it's
just in coincidence that we covered thattopic about the Golden Bachelor this morning.

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These are not connected, but it'sI like to kind of call it old
person gibberish, and it's when thenews covers somebody's hundredth birthday and at one
point they always turn to the endof the old person and ask what the
secret is? Right, right?And so we will hear them cover this

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person's hundredth birthday, and then thewill switch to another video where they ask
the person the secret. We willpause it. We will then all guess
what the secret is. Okay.So this is the story of a man
celebrating his hundredth birthday, celebrates hiscentury of life and friends from family from

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all over the country. He cameto celebrate with him. He's Texas News
Weekends. Bob Hallmark has more onhow he shared a lifetime of memories with
those who celebrated with him. HidawayLake resident Paul Harrington had a two day
celebration for his one hundredth birthday.Two days. Right, it's my birthday
week. I mean, I guessit's centennial. Yeah, it's a big

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man. Yeah, as people camelong distances to celebrate with him. Lots
of people come a honor to beto have and make that guy a tripe.
Yeah. Did he ever have memorableevents to share As a child,

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He says he saw Charles Lindbergh landin Minnesota. Land that Minneapolis on his
tour after he had flown across Atlantic. At ten, he flew with the
pilot in the World's Fair in Chicago. My folks faid for me to go
over the World's Fair in nineteen thirtythree, ten year old kiddy. He's

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pretty pretty happy about being in thatsituation. He served in the War with
the Army Air Corps doing the dangerousjob of flying artillery spotter planes in Europe
and came home without a scratch ormarks from moving target. I guess After
the war, he became an educator, teaching a variety of subjects. I

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taught agriculture and biology and physics.And some of his former students arrived for
his birthday. One of him wasa former certain of mine, and he's
eighty awesome, right, like Ihope when I'm having my hundredth god forbid

(39:54):
birthday, and they shoved some microphonein my face asking me, I hope
I still have my wits about meto make some stupid statement, and I'm
definitely taking forever in the answer.So here is the reporter's going to ask
him the secret? All right?Yeah, it's been a very long and

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not too many people get to whereyou are. I mean, I guess
not Boston Profess Sir at the Universityof Boston said one out of five thousand
make a hundred, and that's notvery good. Dog, Well, you

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certainly beat those odds. A lotof people are going to see this and
they're gonna go, boy, youknow, the guy's pretty sharp. I
mean one hundred years old and he'she's very sharp and everything. Do you
have advice for people? I guesshow to live a long, happy life?
Okay? On the magic question,asked on every single hundredth birthday video

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that I love watching I play thisgame at my house, so we're not
gonna play it here. What willbe his secret to live to a hundred
A slew of answers right here,like beer, cocaine, horrors, avocado,
what like? It can be?Any answer? Yeah, there's no

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wrong answer until we hear the response. You gotta surround yourself with good people.
Okay, Okay, some allusion tolike, yeah, it ain't him,
it's the people around him that makeshim live old Okay, Yeah,
I ain't hating that. Okay,I'm gonta say whiskey and hot bitches.
Whiskey and hot bitches. Yeah,I can hear that old man saying that.

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I can hear the whiskey part.I mean, just from the interview,
he feels pretty timid. Maybe maybehe's a little slow for sure,
but you know, he's a hundredtotal pass. Absolutely absolutely, But I
can see him sitting back, youknow, drinking a bottle of whiskey a
week, you know, going tothe strip clubs, you know, spending

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your retirement check wheeling in Yes,I don't know, dude. The highlights
of his life were when he wasa child, right, His parents put
him on a plane with a pilot, like a stunt plane at the World's
Fair when he was ten. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds insane to me.

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Who's a different time. Yes,it was, it was. Maybe
it is to live adventurously then,all right, So here here's his response
to the secret to living a longlife. No, I don't, I
guess you just try. Try.You just try, dude. Those are

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words to live by, right there, no matter what the situation. Just
try. Part of the doing thisis a total like tongue in cheek.
It's silly, but also they're gems. Man. Yeah, well you just
put one foot in front of theother. Yes, just try. I

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just wake up. Yeah, Like, there's no like, ah God,
if I'm a hundred, I don'twant to say anything ever stop learning.
Well, I just breathe. There'sa little bit of Forrest Gump in doing

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the perfect old person impression. What'sthe secret to being a hundred? Well,
Mama said, I just to run. Okay, just try not to

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shoot yourself today. What's the secretto living to one hundred? Well,
I wake up and go damn it? Right, shoot? Well, I
wake up. I would complain,but who would listen? Oh my god,

(44:37):
huh. Look, because now theydo these ones with them where they
show there's the package, right,that's the thing you see on the news,
and then the reporter usually puts someunedited full thing on their personal page
or something. Yeah, because theyonly got so much time on the news.
Yes, right, they edited downthe ums and clear all that up
and make it sound like, youknow, they have their wits about them.

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But when you can find the uneditedone, it's fantastic because I want
to find the one where the oldperson goes, can you help me?
Right? There's a I can't reach, there's a drip. Because they're always
asking for help. Yeah, Ijust imagine if I'm a hundred, I'm

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asking everyone's help. Boy, Yeah, can you open this jar a pickle
for me? I've been wanting apickle for a week. I've been trying
so hard, but I can't writethe right is right? I cannot Why
they insist I'm making them so tough? All right, we gotta take a
break. We'll be back. You'relistening to the Big Mad Morning Show.

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This is Telsa's morning shows. Goodmorning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.
Four six z KMOT. You canalso text bmms s and then what
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We as individuals don't really understand oracknowledge how cool it is we have
a music festival steps away from ourfront door, and Rock Oklahoma is such
a cool thing to have right herein our area. Other states wish they
had something like this, and wehave it right here, and we want

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to give away a pair of ticketsright now. Let's play a game Labor
Day weekend. A ton of bands. You can go just for the day,
you can go all weekend, youcan get a campsite, you can
go boogie, you can experience Rocklahomathe way you want to. We got
a pair of tickets for you rightnow, Labor Day weekend. We're gonna
play Sing Sing current record is itlooks like I'm leading with eleven Corban.

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You have nine Lindsay should be Embarrassed, Shells or last week's Winter Nobody.
So anybody is available nine eight foursix o KMO D nine on eight four
six O kmod you call it,decide who's going to be your clue giver.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Sean,
Sean, how are you today?I'm good man, hopefully right on?

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Who do you want to help you? Lindsay Gimbier, Corbin Gimby,
Shawn Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue.
Are you ready? Ye? Allright? Here we go? All right,
Sean. This is a nineties hiphop group. They're three girls something

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Left I Lopez And this is asong about the liquid that goes over a
mountain. There you go, okay, so mid eighties song. It's rock
song. And this is about beinghooked on an emotion. So the artist's

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name, You have your hand,you have the top of your and and
then you flip your hand over.You have the what party? There you
go? Okay? So this isa sixties seventies rock band. Uh.
The name is also synonymous with theWorld Health Organization. And you have oh

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no, no no. You havedifferent parts of these in your family,
like your grandpa and your dad andthen you those are what different do?
No? No no? You havethese different parts like age gaps in your
family. What would that be called? There you go? What possessive part
of it? Not? There yougo? Time three is what you got

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Sean might be good enough for thewind. Hang on the line. Okay,
alrighty, good morning, you're onthe air. What is your name?
Hey, Twicky? Hey Ricky?How are you man? I'm good
man. Choices are Lindsay or Corbin. You gotta be Sean and gimpy with
three So who's your choice? Lindsayor Corbyn? Well let's go Corbyn sixties?

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Why the disappointment in your voice?Sixty seconds are on the clock.
Timer starts after the first clue.Are you ready? All ready? Here
we go? Uh? This eightiesfemale singer was in the WWE. Her
dad was Captain lu Albano. Hewas also in the video for this song.

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If I remember correctly, true colorswrong song. This is the opposite
of boys girls just want to havefun. There you go. This is
the rapper from Seattle and he's singingabout women's bottoms. Baby's got back?

(49:53):
There you go. Uh. Thisguy was in in Sync and he's talking
about the return of his sensuality,bring thy back? Correct? Uh?
This surge Tankian and this is thatband and this is the song that is

(50:14):
named after a Chinese food Put theketchup on the table. Yeah, what's
if you were gonna call a pig, you would go, what there?
It is excellent? Uh, I'mguessing this is the Billy Okay, it
doesn't matter. Congratulations man, yougot those tickets. Man, you're gonna

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go to Oklahoma weekend GA tickets.Very exciting stuff. Okay, hang on
the line. I'm sorry, SeanMan three did not make the cuts.
Yeah, that little a little itwas to least tag you should have seen.

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I got in here super early todo that. Hang on to appreciate
your brother, Have a good day, many and see you later. I
got all right, lindsay a littlebread here in the middle, right.
Oh yeah, this is Billy JoeArmstrong's band. And I couldn't tell any
of the words to it. Sowhat's the opposite of short? And then

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this would be like this balcony hasa great blank of the ocean perfect Yeah,
yeah, yeah, good job.And he got he got Gimbi's last
one right on the buzzer, littlesister right Yeah, that that long views
though I don't know if that's avery popular enough song, if people would

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know that. And we gotta putthe artist's name on there too, just
to make sure. I don't knowwhy that wasn't on there? All right,
so now the record, well itmoves you to ten, but I'm
still in the lead with eleven,and we just won't even mentioned. All
right, We'll take a break andwe'll be back. Tell Us Morning Show.
Oh yeah, he's coming right back, Man Morning Show. Tell us

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US Rock Station ninety seven five KMOT, Good morning, It's the Big Man
Morning Show. Nine eight four sixO. KMOT. Can also text BMMS
and then what you want to sayto eight two nine four five. Listener

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emails coming up. You can alwaysemail us The email addresses show at kmod
dot com. Let's see what isin GIMP's four by four. Well.
Calvina says here that the FDA approvesthe first RSB vaccine for infants. Breeze
Bore is a single though shot wouldbe given to expectant mothers layton their pregnancy
and triggered the development eventI bodies thatare passed onto the fetus. It would

(52:55):
then provide protection for about the firstsix months of the baby's life. RSB
respiratory infection that causes cold life symptomsand his common and young children. And
it's all fine until they're born withan arm growing out of their back.
I ended that party for a shorterarm, right, See, I have

(53:16):
proof. Woman's been arrested for threateningTrump and his son. A Chicago woman
has been arrested for allegedly threatening tokill President Trump and his teenage son Baron.
Prosecutors say she's sent multiple emails twoofficials at a Florida school earlier this
year, saying she shoot both Trumpsstraight in the face at any opportunity that

(53:38):
I get secure service agents later interviewedthe woman, during which she admitted to
writings set emails. A woman appearedin Chicago federal court on Monday and will
likely be transferred to Florida, wherecharges against her filed. A detention hearing
is set for Tomara. I meanthey should take any threat against any current

(54:00):
former president completely serious. Absolutely.I could understand why a president you might
have some sort of animosity for itdoesn't make it okay, right, you
should definitely be investigated and pursued andcharged if necessary. But to go after
his son, right kind of lowhanging fruit, isn't it. It's not
even fruit, right? Like thekid didn't play no part in any of

(54:23):
it. Maybe she knows something.He's the Antichrist killer. Now I'm good,
glad they got her. Yeah,that's not cool. Hey. The
State Department issues a travel warning toBelarus in case you plan on going to
Bells anytime soon. The administration iswarning Americans dot I travel bel Rose,
and they're urging those in the countryto hurry up and get the hell out

(54:45):
of there. The State Department categorizedthe country as a level four risk,
which is the fighest security warning.Four. Huh, Dare you think it
would go a little more? LikeI could see three? Okay, Like
there's three levels and then I couldsee five. But four or which is
the highest? Yeah, on ascale of one to four, How serious
is it? No one says thatthis is a four? Bro? Dude,

(55:08):
my temper at a four, whichyou need someone next to you going,
that's the highest level? Yeah,right, right, because everybody's be
like, if you have to tellpeople it's the highest level, you need
a new system. I think you'reright. I think you're right. We're
gonna leave off here. Oh yeah, they're at a level four, the
highest risk, due to their continuedfacilitation of Russia's war against Ukraine. Officials

(55:31):
said that authorities have detained thousands ofindividuals, including US citizens, for alleged
affiliations with opposition parties and participation inpolitical demonstrations. And then lastly here Collinsville
has some exciting plans for a downtownpark with all the bells and whistles.
That's the headline. Should be morethan bells and whistles. I mean,

(55:52):
how about like some playground equiped Well, I'm telling you. Currently the plan
is to implement a playground, acafe, a splash pat and a stage.
The City of Collinsville is currently applyingfor grants for the depot park funding.
A person that's a big listener ofour show is highly involved in that.
I won't say the name on theair, but you know this person

(56:12):
as well, So that's cool.Yeah, it's a big He told me
about it like two months ago.Gitch park man, Collinsville needs something out
there. They got one part that'sgot a good nine whole discords out there.
Yeah, I'll get him that.Yeah. The Colts are granting Jonathan
Taylor permission to seek a trade.According to ESPN, Indie will be seeking

(56:36):
significant trade compensation, including a firstround pick or a collection of picks that
equates to one Taylor and the teamhave been in a three week standoff that
began when he reported a training camp. The twenty four year old, who
was entering the final year of hisrookie deal, has been seeking a long
term contract extension. The Colts selectedTaylor with the forty first overall pick in

(57:00):
the twenty twenty NFL Draft. Heholds the franchise record for a single season
with one eight hundred eleven rushing yardsand eighteen touchdowns. If they can find
somebody that's gonna give them a goodamount, that would be. That doesn't
mean they're gonna take it. Andthe thing that I saw is that the

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Dolphins and the Bucks are the biggestpotential prospects and maybe the Cowboys. Okay,
moving on to some basketball, theKnicks and Raptors could be hitting a
different kind of court in the future. On Monday, the New York Knicks
sued the Toronto Raptors, members ofthe Raptors organization, and a former Knicks

(57:42):
employee whom they allege illegally procured andthen disclosed propriety information. The lawsuit,
which was filed in the US DistrictCourt in Manhattan, states that former employee
I Kichu Ku a Zotom. There'sthousands of confidential files, including play frequency

(58:05):
reports, a prep book for thetwenty twenty two twenty three season, video
scouting files, opposition research, andmore. Why are why so, here's
a question. Why is the Knickssuing them? Why isn't the NBA handling
it? Good question, right,because what they're alluding to is that there's

(58:29):
been a scandal or cheating, thatthe Raptors had a spy, some informants,
something has some basketball espionage happened,and that I just don't know why
there's a lawsuit happening and the NBA. It just isn't it, Like,
Hey, we got this and thena lawsuit, you know what I mean?

(58:50):
Like, why isn't there an internalinvestigation with the NBA. There's some
weird things happening with the NBA.Yesterday or the day before, and a
person who was on the NBA socialmedia team went on the NBA website and
like went on a rant about howhard the working conditions were for the social

(59:13):
media team and that they still hadthe user name and password and that that
that nobody even like got it fromhim or changed it when he quit,
let go fired whatever that looked like. And it took the NBA twenty minutes
to take it down. H wow, well they're really busy organization or they're
not right now, like, butso did they the guy eluded or girl

(59:37):
eluded that they were working like crazyhours and the pressure to do certain things.
And then was he the only orshe the only one? Right?
Right? And then now this there'sthis aura that the NBA is a very
well run organization and that apparently isnot true. Yeah, yeah, it

(01:00:06):
seems like the NBA would have beeninvolved. Feels like an internal matter absolutely
should not be hedled in a courtroom. The Oakland Athletics are taking a step
forward and building their new Las Vegasballpark. Oakland hired the Mortenson McCarthy construction
firm for the team's new stadium onthe Las Vegas Strip. The A's picked
the same company that built the LasVegas Raiders Allegiance Stadium, which opened in

(01:00:30):
twenty twenty. The ballpark will bebuilt on the current Tropicana property and will
feature a retractable roof and thirty thousandseats. The A's are expected to open
the new park in twenty twenty eightand Michigan is enforcing a self imposed three
game suspension on their head football coach. The Wolverines are suspending Jim Harbaugh for

(01:00:53):
the first three games of the upcomingfootball season due to alleged violations that are
during the COVID nineteen dead period.Michigan Athletic director said in a statement that
the school will continue to support coachHardball, his staff, and the outstanding
student athletes. Hardball is entering hisninth season as the head coach of the

(01:01:15):
Wolverines. An interim coach will benamed at a later date. Uh,
they had to do this. Ifthey wouldn't have done it, they would
they were going to impose it onthem anyway, what would What did he
do? Exactly like a recruiting thingif I remember correctly. Yeah, he

(01:01:36):
cheated when nothing was supposed to happenduring COVID he was still working basically.
Uh sure, I don't I don'tknow what it was. But hey,
they have a philosophical difference. Hedidn't think he cheated. They think he
did. And that's your balls tothe wall sports. By the way,
if you haven't watched the Johnny Manzeldocumentary on on Netflix about what he did

(01:01:59):
and how crappy. The NCAA wastowards him. It's mind blowing. He
I mean, he is not agood dude. But the whole motive for
what he did was because all thesepeople around him were making so much money
and he was like, I'm gonnaget mine right and then now the NCAA,

(01:02:22):
let's everyone. Yeah, it's reallya crazy storyline. That's your bass
to the Wall sports, some wendsyand ninety seven five M. Good morning,
It's the big Man Morning Show foursix zero KMOD. You can also

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text bmms and then what you wantto say to eight two nine four five
coming up here in a minute.We're gonna do listener emails. You can
always email us show at kmod dotcom and uh yeah, so good morning,
Lindsay, hold on, sorry,thank you. Good doing multiple things

(01:03:04):
at once. Yes, gotta lovethe talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app.
Earlier this morning, we were talkingabout the Golden Bachelor and someone's got something
to say about it and made acomment And this is why I love this
feature. Hit it. Can youplay fifty years? You loved her,
support that their guided her, andthen she died and you were broken.

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But now, thanks to a newsshow called The Golden Bachelor. You're gonna
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listen live right here on km ouD. You can even stream it on
the Art Radio Amp. Listener emailsYou can always emails show at kmod dot
com. We read an email onthe air, and then you guys get
to give advice. And this onesays, I'm getting married in the fall.
My soon to be husband is takingme to meet his parents. He

(01:04:15):
asked me to tell them that Igo to church every Sunday. I've never
seen him go to church. We'venever talked about church. He says his
mom always wanted him to marry agirl who went to church a lot.
But I feel like he wants meto lie to his mom, which feels
like not the right way to startmy relationship with her. Do I tell
her the truth? Or do Ido what my future husband is asking?

(01:04:44):
Couple for me? The big questionis you're just now meeting the parents.
That's what. I'm right, It'swhat was going through my head too.
Okay, So did I don't thinkit said it and say how long they've
been together? Right? They justsaid they're getting married in the fall,
so that it would it would maybethey just recently got together, right,
which is dumb to begin with,like getting married just shortly after being together.

(01:05:08):
Ah, you're being old maybe,so maybe I am doesn't make sense
to let's say you've been together ninetydays and you're like, I know they
made a TV show off of it. Yeah, But then to be like,
yeah, let's go ahead and getmarried. You know, I've seen
it too many times happen, youknow, and it just falls apart.
Yeah. And I've also yeah,I've also seen people be together for seven

(01:05:29):
years and it didn't fall apart tworight. So my thought here is if
they just recently got together, they'veonly been together a couple of months,
then it's not out of the realmof possibility to meet the parents. The
bitch that I was with last right, last, last, last, last
together four years never met her folksonce, not once. And it's not

(01:05:53):
like I can introduce her to minebecause mine are dead. Right, You
see what I'm saying so to me, I mean to have that shock of
why you haven't met the parents yet? I don't see it as that crazy,
Okay, And especially if he's notlike there's some religious family and he's
clearly not based on what she's saying, maybe he's very hands you know,

(01:06:14):
keeps them out of arm's length.That would also tell why you haven't met
them. But not even like aphone call or FaceTime. Yeah, I
know, even if they're in anothercountry or states and states away. I
would think a phone call at least. Yeah, yeah, not not not
unless they're not close. Right,He's not close to his parents and and

(01:06:38):
and he just feels like, well, this is a pretty big deal.
Maybe I should introduce them, youknow, at least once. We don't
have to hang out on holidays orwhatever. But they should at least know
who their son's marrying. But evenif they're not close, then why the
lie? Why lie to them?If they're not close, then why is
it so important to lie to themabout going to church? It's a good
question. Holy cow. I don'teven think like he has shame that's why

(01:07:02):
he oh man, Okay, thathe doesn't go to church and he's not
as uper religious as they are.No, like shame about her. So
he's got to sell this thing abouther that isn't true to his parents to
impress them rather than just that's fair. He met a stripper, fell in
love with her right, and theystarted dating and banging it whatever, And

(01:07:24):
yeah, he doesn't want to tellhis Sunday school teacher mom that he's he's
banging sentiment from the local strip bar. Is he gonna lie about going to
church? Two? It's a textcoming in another text just now meeting parents
and this mini of battles to pickare not But if it's a lifelong thing,
then she has to keep it upuntil mom keels over. Did your

(01:07:49):
husband ask you to lie to hisfamily? Never can be in any relationships
you've ever been in. Have youever been asked a lie to the to
their parents? Not to my recollection? M how about you? I don't

(01:08:10):
think so. I don't remember likea statement of like, hey say this.
There may have been a scenario ofdon't mention this, Well, that's
just a lie biomission totally totally don'tdisagree. I don't recall that, but
I'm I'm not ready to eliminate that. Here's a text. Is it a

(01:08:32):
white lie? Or is it compromisingyour morals and ethics? Much better to
be hated for who you are thanto be loved for who you are not?
Uh? Much better to be hatedfor who you are than be loved
for who you are? Not?Right? Right, because you're being fake
just to get somebody else's acceptance andI'm not. I don't hate that answer.

(01:08:54):
I don't even be honest with you. If you don't like who I
am, kick rocks you'll get Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna sit
here and pretend to be something I'mnot just so you can like me.
I spent enough of my life doingthat, trying to just, you know,
make sure everybody likes me. Ifinally get to the point to where
f you, buddy? Yeah?But the problem with the statement of much

(01:09:14):
better to be hated for who youare than beloved for who you are not
is it's empowering those people's opinions aboutyou and give them making it valid.
Right. So, like if someonethinks you know you're a jerk because you
ride motorcycles, right, well,that's on that has zero to do with

(01:09:36):
you. It empowers their hatred.Okay. What means more make be honest
with those people or you know,I hate this term, serve your partner
okay, which is more important forme personally? I think being true to

(01:09:58):
yourself Okay, whether it's no matterwho's going to hate it, your partner
or these other people, family friends, whatever, always stay true to yourself.
And if the other partner or theother family members whatever don't like it.
This all goes back to kick rocks. Yeah, except partners lie for

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partners all the time, right,like, hey, will you say you've
got a thing we've got to leavefor sure? Right? And I feel
well, yeah, that goes backto the white lie or is it compromising
morals and ethics? And also isshe against going to church? Is that
something that you know? Are theygoing to get married in a church?
I mean that feels like a completelydifferent conversation, right yeah, right,

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that doesn't feel like like that answerhas no basis of what is happening right
now, whether it's true or not. It's something that hasn't been discussed.
And oh, by the it feelsan oh by the way type of thing,
right as my family is super religiousand on lie that I go to
church to them because that's what theybelieve. Reasonable answer. It's never a

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good idea, idea to start arelationship out with a lie. That happens
all the time. Nuclear answer,tell her you're more spiritual than religious,
but you don't do, but youdo spend a lot of time on your
knees. Sometimes it's a don't ask, don't tell thing. Are they going

(01:11:23):
to get married in a church theydon't go to? Seems like it's all
gonna snowball quickly. Me and mywife married three weeks after meeting, been
happily married six years now. Anotherone, my wife is super religious,
and then I go to church becausethat's what can we just said. He
might have already spun the table ofher habits, the tale tale, oh

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thank you, tale of her habits. How about the mom doesn't bring up
anything about church, then don't mentionit. But if she does, then
just be true to yourself and tellthe truth and show your future husband that
you are no liar at any point. That to me shows pure loyalty to
our relationship. In Sometimes when youmeet parents, though, it can feel

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like an interview absolutely every time,especially if a very traditional family. Your
you know, your parents are verytraditional in their values. They're already judging,
and you want you want them.You love their son or their daughter,
and you want them to love youjust as much. In Da da
da Da da da, I couldtotally get that. You know why you
would, you know, say lie, but you know, fabricate, you

(01:12:30):
know whatever, just to make themhappy, to impress them. I'm not
saying it's right, right. Seewhy people do it because you think you're
gonna go, Oh, I justwant them to be happy, but you're
definitely gonna go what do you wantto do with your life? How do
you plan on supporting my daughter?Because she's incapable of supporting herself, so

(01:12:54):
therefore you must carry the weight.She can't open doors with her frail little
arms. So this one here isbasically lie to your partner, but tell
your parents. Tell the parents thetruth, it says, tell a partner,
sure, no problem, Then tellthe parents. Hey, so and
so wanted me to tell you I'mreligious, but I'm not. Yeah,
yeah, that feels that feels liketo tell your partner one thing and then

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do the opposite. Also doesn't feelvery good, right. It doesn't seem
like a good move. Some people. That's their dynamic, right, and
they love putting their partner in uncomfortablesituations. Right. That's a dick move,
I think. But if that's whatyou guys do, you joke around
all the time that it's acceptable.Yeah, right, some people have that

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dynamic. If they can't accept heras odd, are they even Christians?
Seems pretty judgy to me. Getout of here. That's what the state
we live in now. Everybody judges. Yeah. To me, religion is
a very private thing, so it'sno one's business. But in today's society

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we love nosing in other people's businessand deciding what they can and can't do
with their their bodies, their minds, the books, They read everything under
the guise of religion. This messagesays here, it says, I don't
think she should. I had totake piercings out when I was younger twenty
for a girlfriend's mom, but itwas worth the ass. Great, great

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text. Right, Yeah, thoughit isn't religion because that feels more serious.
Isn't that the same thing? You'rechanging who you are, exactly adjusting
who you are. You're not changingwho you are, You're just adjusting for
the situation. Oh, don't wearthat in front of my mom, right
or dad? Okay, No,that's a good point too. Is there
a difference between hey, tell themyou're this and also, can you wear

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a dress that you've never worn ever? I've never seen you wear one ever?
Right, Yeah, look like somethingmade out of curtains. Yeah?
Is that equal worse? Not asbad? Lindsay, it's equal. Yeah.
I want you to change who youare, compromise what you are all
about just for this one day.But guys and girls in relationships wear clothes

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for their partner all the time,Like, Hey, we're going to this
work event. I need you towear a suit, but I don't wear
suits. Yeah, but just weara suit for work this event. That's
the same. You're adjusting for thesituation to peasing your partner. Yeah,
you're not. You're not changing.I mean if it's addressing up event,
making them, but hold on makingthem look good in front of their co

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workers instead of being true to whoyou are. Right, So why should
you do that but not look goodfor your partner to their parents? Right?
Huh? I mean it's a respectthing. What is looking to look
good? I mean, like youcan still look good like what's wrong with

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what I'm wearing? Well, butit's it's different, Like you can look
good in not wearing a dress.Are not really going with the no,
no you look good to me argument? No no, no. I'm saying
like, if you're saying, wearthis dress for my mom, you know,
because she would really appreciate a dress, or that's what she would expect

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you to wear in front of her. But you could say, like,
well, I think I would lookgood in my in the pants that I
wear. I don't have to weara dress, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, But at the same time, at a work function or whatever,
if it is a dress up event, that's different. Well, to
go to a black tie event,yes, is different than we're going to

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have dinner at my mom's house.Right, So those aren't fair comparisons,
right. I wear jeans and aT shirt and a ball cap everywhere I
go, and nine times I'm ata ten I want to tell you to
kick rocks. If you don't likeit, this is who I am.
You can get bent. However,I know how to adjust to the environment.
So if there was a dress upevent, a black tie event,

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or even something to that effect wherejeans, T shirt and all cap backwards
isn't acceptable. I know that,and I will adjust just to make everything
cool and kashyah right. Ignoring therules or societal rules dress code wise,
like court and stuff like that iscompletely different than hey, will you wear

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this to this company event? Right? Right, right, which is what
we're talking about. Another text comingin if mom asks if she goes to
church, reply, oh, yes, Hail Satan, right, because that
can also be a church, rightyeah. Covering your tats? Hey can
you cover that tat on your bottomlip? That says nut tray? No

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religious mom believed decorate desecration of thebody. They're being asked to lie,
so lying to them should be okay. Hm h listener email from uh some
who is saying that they're getting marriedin the fall. My son to be
husband has taking me to meet hisparents. He's asked me to tell them

(01:18:06):
that I got I go to churchevery Sunday. I've never seen him go
to church. We've never talked aboutchurch. He says his mom always wanted
him to marry a girl who wentto church. But I feel like he
wants me to lie to his mom, which feels like not the right way
to start my relationship with her.Do I tell her the truth or do

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or do what my future husband isasking, Lindsay, I don't lie.
Do not lie. And you knowwhat, if you're if that's something that
is important to them, I'm justcurious to know why you haven't met the
parents yet in the first place.And also if going to church is important

(01:18:48):
to his family, and if that'ssomething you're open to go, why not
if you're going to be But that'snot what they're talking about now, I
know. But don't lie about it, absolutely not. If it's if it's
brought up, just say no,you don't go. That's it. Don't
lie. Don't start the relationship onlies. Gimby, Uh yeah, Lindsay's

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got a good point there. Imean, the truth will come out regardless,
no matter what the situation is.The truth always comes out. Me
personally, wouldn't mention it. Iwouldn't say s about it until it's brought
up. And if it's brought up, you can you know, yeah,
I've been a few times. It'snot something I'm regularly go to. But
you know whatever, or maybe shedoesn't. I don't know this person from

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Adam or Eve in this case becauseit's a woman. But the fact of
it is is the truth will comeout eventually, and it'll be the least
suspecting. You know that you'd behaving, you know, Thanksgiving dinner,
Well, how was service you knowlast week, Becky, And you'll be
like, so you gotta keep thatup. You gotta keep that up,
and eventually you'll lose track of yourlife. So just be honest and stay

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true. Yeah, I would say, flip a coin. Who do you
want to please? Who are youtrying to make happy? Are you guys
going to be a unit together,or like are you a team? Or
are you worried about your own virtues? I think ultimately it doesn't matter if

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she does or does not, becauseif you lie and then she's like,
I thought you went to church.She's just looking for a reason for you
to be the corrupt person that ruinedher little boy. And if she catches
you in a lie or whatever,you can say he asked me to right,

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because he should also stand in theline of fire. He should also
be the one to put his noseout and be like, Hey, we
don't go to church, mom,I haven't been to church in a long
time. That's like going, hey, will you act like you cook?
Feels like a weird flexea. Butif it's important to them and you want

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to be with this person, you'regonna get asked to do other things that
are might be against your boundaries.Right. It's not like, hey,
can you deal with the kids soI can go play golf. There's gonna
be countless things that come up thatare gonna question the things you wouldn't normally
do. By the way, havea freaking conversation about religion, okay,

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way, because you would have knownthis a long time ago, but now
you're getting married in months and nowyou're like, whoa, you gotta have
those I think you gotta have thoseconversations. What does religion look like for
you? What role do you wantit to play in your future life.
There are people that are like,weren't very religious in their twenties, and

(01:21:50):
now in their thirties and forties withchildren, they're like, I want this
to be a part of my life. Well, we never listen when I
met you, we never went tochurch. Yeah, how it's important to
me? That seems like a majorconversation religion because it can be quite polarizing
for people, and people take itreal personal your answers. Yeah, they

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judge you for it if you go. I don't go to church, they
go Sha Satanist. Meanwhile, theyhaven't practiced one bit of the Bible.
All right. You can always emailus show at kmod dot com. Untilsa's
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sweat down my face. I hadto come in here and get a paper
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heating air. He come in lastnight. I was like, it's hot

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his balls outside? Tell me aboutit. I was just like, yeah,
I don't have I can't say anythingbecause I work inside. Yeah.
I go home and close all myshades, like I want it darken house.
I want no sunlight eating up myhouse, all the lights off.
I'm sitting there eating dinner in thedark. It feels good minunderwear. Yeah.
Does it feel warm in here toyou? No, No, it

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doesn't because I've been outside all day. All right. Listener emails, you
can always email us show at kmoddot com. Show at kmod dot com.
This email says, my kid playssoccer and one of the kids parents
yelled at the kid during the game. I guess their kid during the game.
When the game was over, allthe kids get snacks. That parent

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took the snack away from their kidand at the end of the week took
their ribbon they get for working hardall week. These kids are nine years
old. This feels extreme. Doyou guys think there should be a rule
that parents need to shut up duringgames or practice? When I do stuff
with kids jiu jitsu, there's alwaysare. I go watch my kids,

(01:24:39):
there's always some parent yelling at theirkid do this, do that, And
you look at them and you're like, I don't even know if you do
this right. They're just living vicariouslythrough their children. Yeah, And you're
trying to tell your kid to likego for a you know, an arm
choker whatever triangle chow to take theirback and I'm like, bitch, you

(01:25:01):
couldn't even get up off the ground, right, exactly, But you gotta
push for perfection exactly. We don'traise losers in this house. Corbon.
If you ain't first, your last, this is what you get from paint
spilling paint in the ground. Right. I think it's one thing to push
your child to, you know,encourage them to do their best, or

(01:25:27):
to encourage them to be out doinga sport or whatever. It's a whole
other thing to do to act likethat take away their snack or take away
their ribbon. And well, theyweren't trying hard. They weren't trying hard
to see that. There needs tobe a repercussion for their lack of effort
in nine year old soccer. Leavethe coaching to the coaches. I don't

(01:25:51):
know if Tiger Woods's dad would agree, right, look at him. He
turned out fine. He turned outfine, world class as golfer. He's
just kind of some issuous, butwho doesn't. Yeah, but right,
he's a world class. He wasa world class golfer. Yeah, right
now currently kicking his ass on youknow, PGA two K twenty three.

(01:26:13):
But hey, are you really?Oh yeah, it was free with PlayStation
Network this month, so I waslike, oh, yeah, I'm gonna
take it. It's got Tiger Woodson it and we just got done being
rivals. And uh, I thinkhe shot like two over and I'm like
a twelve hundred, So really stumphis little lass every time? Does that
make you want to play regular golf? No, it does make me want

(01:26:34):
to get out and play disc golfbecause I haven't played in a long time.
But then I go outside and I'mlike, no, it's an oven
outside. Yeah, but parents dothis. Oh yeah, I think it
is parents. And you, asa parent of a child athlete, probably
can't relate to this. Is youwant them to excel, sure, sure,

(01:27:00):
but not like not by screaming atthem and and being a dick on
the field. I mean that's Imean, you witness it all the time.
Yeah, and there's I mean,I've heard of stories of parents pulling
guns on other parents at games,pulling guns what yeh like finger guns,

(01:27:21):
bud into actual fights, going totheir cars coming back with guns. Dude.
Yeah. If I'm at an eventwith my kid and for them to
play and another parent either tries tofight me or pulls a gun on me,
we're done. Yeah, we're notgoing. We're not playing soccer anymore.

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That's not a healthy environment. Ohno, what are you teaching these
kids because they're learning as they're playingsoccer. Oh well, are you getting
a disagreement? You just go tothe car and get your gun. Come
on, I mean you see parentslose their minds if your kid tackles their
kid. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Last year on the football field,

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I saw a kid who got ejectedfrom the game for any illegal hit and
his parents. Both parents ended upgetting ejected from the game because they did
not agree with the referee and theygot ejected. The kid got ejected followed

(01:28:26):
by the parents because they did notagree. Probably that's probably, yeah,
unfortunate for the kid because the parentis an adult who can't handle their emotions
of a child's game, right,right, and the child has to suffer
for it. Yeah, some textscoming in that parent did and said fighting
words, beat the cheating, okay, popperd der pop do her ass.

(01:28:53):
I don't know what any that's okay. That person might be drunk texting in
reasonable answer, that's no way totreat a kid. You should say something.
Nuclear answer that parent is raising awinner. You and your loser kid
just play for fun while his kidgets a full ride, scholarship or blown
out knees. Yeah. Nuclear answerisn't wrong, I mean not necessarily right

(01:29:21):
right? Remember what happened to Booieand Varsity Blues? Is it? Not?
Varsity Blues? Is it? What'sthe movie with that Billy Bob Thornton
is the coach Friday Night Lights?Ok? Yeah, and he's the star
and everything matters, and then hecan't. He hurts his knee in high

(01:29:45):
school, never plays again. Rightright. As youth sports official, and
seeing all I've seen the horrible behaviorof parents, I think parents should be
banned from youth sports. Just letthe kids play. If parents want to
watch, let them do it frommany yards away with binoculars. Settle as
an official, I can't imagine howhard that job is. But you're not

(01:30:11):
gonna make me be what was theword? Many yards away from my child
watching them play? Right? Youcould be watching on YouTube. You know
what I'm saying. Parents allowed,You're gonna have to stream it. Here's
our Twitch account. I have alsoseen in some instances, I have also
seen some pretty poor referees not makegood calls where I've seen some Hold on,

(01:30:34):
hold on, what makes you anexpert? What training have you had?
Have you ever? Been a rhetoricalquestion, but I have heard that
statement from so many parents that havenever played that sport and have never had
any training. Okay, I well, okay, so on when Leo started

(01:30:55):
lacrosse last year as as a thirdgrader, I have seen third graders get
hurt, sure by other third gradersbecause of calls that have been that not
even by referees or things that havehappened. It's not an insult. I'm
not insulting, Okay, but that'snot that to be a ref or an

(01:31:18):
official for any a sporting event,they have just a scoche more than you.
You have entrusted the organization to hirethese people. So when I hear
parents complain about the refereeing of achild's game. That is just a scoche
above what happens at the playground.You sound silly, but when they don't

(01:31:40):
call it, that's how children.But but you don't know. You are
not trained in that facility, inthat organization, in that sport. Bizarre,
not in referee. A lot ofcoaches are also referees. A lot
of them are not well. Theones that I'm referring to are okay,
but that doesn't make them They're notdoing the referees job coaching, right,

(01:32:01):
But when they step in and say, hey, you have to make these
calls so these children don't get hurt, I've seen that sounds like a scapegoat
to embarrass the refereeing. Right.The NFL coaches, would you agree that
they're most some of the most elitecoaches. Yeah, they know the sport
inside and out, have vast knowledge. Ye, easy, we can easily

(01:32:21):
go. They are experts. Sure, they even go they got it wrong,
and then they do the review andthe coach was wrong, right,
because they're not referees. They're notthey're too referee. Yeah, and that
is even worse at the younger levelbecause they're not full time coaches. Right.

(01:32:42):
At a soccer tournament last spring,I saw a twelve year old keeper
go after another player. When theref intervened, the kid went after him.
He got ejected from the tournament,but refused to leave. Cops had
to be called. Yeah, becausethe parent probably allows that behavior. Absolutely.
Yeah, Booby miles from in atlights. Yes, sounds like a
bunch of couch coach parents. Maybethe kids should tell them they don't want

(01:33:06):
their lives. Good reference. Teengirl basketball games are the worst. Had
a woman trying to fight the reftand the opposing coach. It was Effie
Nuts. With all due respect toLindsay, moms of athletes are the worst,
right, They're almost worse than thedads, because that's the baby,
right right, and you want tosee him do well, and you don't

(01:33:27):
want to see him. I've heardabout guns being pulled was at girls basketball
games, I mean any of thosesports, because some parents are seeing their
kids like this is their golden ticket, this is my retirement plan, which
is garbage, garbage. It shouldnot be like that. You should be
playing because they want to play andthey just want to have fun. Listener

(01:33:50):
email from somebody who said that mykid plays soccer and one of the kids
parents yelled at the kids their kidduring the game. When the game was
over all the kids got snacks andthe parent took the snack away from the
kid and at the end of theweek took their ribbon they get for working
hard a week. These kids arenine years old. This feels extreme.

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Do you guys think there should bea rule that parents need to shut up
during games? In practice? Lindsay, yeah, definitely. It is.
If you want to coach your kid, then become a coach, because it
is volunteer work. So if you'regoing to coach them, either coach them
at home. But if you wantto coach, become a coach. But
otherwise it's their job to do it, not yours. Gimpy. In the

(01:34:38):
words of the bus driver from SouthPark, sit down and shut up.
Pretty simple, man. Let yourkids play. Let your kids play.
It's really none of this person's businesshow that parent treats their kid or whatever.
But that's not the question. Thequestion is should the parents, you

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know, sit down and shut up? And yes, they should sit down,
shut up and enjoy the game.That's that Watch your kid be happy?
Yeah, I mean some parents don'tgo with the mindset they're there to
just watch their kid and let theirkid have fun. They're there for their
own personal reasons, right, AndI agree with Lindsay. You coach at

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home if your kid wants that,right, they're they're not the nine year
olds. You're not MESSI ay,right, right, Tiger Woods dad coached
at home. Oh that's a wholeother thing, man. I'm just saying,
would make him take swings in thegarage into a net and while his

(01:35:42):
dad yelled expletives and racial slurs athim. Listen, I didn't say he
was the greatest coach or dad.Yeah, it doesn't feel like coaching at
that point. No, you canalways email us show at kmod dot com.
We'll be back. Tell USA's Morningshow, Good Morning, It's the

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Big Man Morning Shown four six zeroKMOD. You can also text bmms and
then what you want to say toeight two nine four five. Let's see
what Lindsay has for Balls to theWall Sports. New Orleans Saints head coach

(01:36:35):
Dennis Allen gave an update on tightend Jimmy Graham following the players run in
with police on Friday. The fivetime pro bowler was arrested in Newport Beach
for suspicion of being under the influenceof narcotics and obstructing a police officer.
Graham caused quite a stir with hispeculiar peculiar behavior on Friday night, which

(01:36:58):
led to officers taking him into custody. The Saints stated that Graham's behavior leading
to his arrest resulted from a medicalordeal. Graham was suspected by doctors of
potentially having a seizure prior to theordeal. On Sunday, Alan was asked
about Graham's status. Jimmy's with us, said the Saints coach. He's healthy.

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He'll have some more testing to goon. He's a little shook up,
but overall he's doing okay. Iwent, I can't wait to see
the police video. Yeah, becauseremember when the coney was it the cony
guy who was masturbating in the streetin San Diego. Yeah, here's naked
and we're like, what's happening.He's on some he was not on drugs,

(01:37:43):
right, And are they going todo toxicology? Why would they need
to? He didn't die, No, But I mean because I mean,
or a drug test whatever, becausethey suspected that he was on narcotics.
I'm not sure how that works.I mean, just because they think you're
they probably would go you failed somesort of test field sobriety tests. I

(01:38:06):
guess, I don't know. Yeah, public is public and tough. There's
public drunkenness, right, and there'spublic intoxication, is there? So like
being coked out of your mind?Or yeah? Yeah? Yeah yeah,
because drunkenness, you're obviously drunk,but public intoxication could be anything high on
the pills, on the coke,yeah, on the weed, if they

(01:38:28):
get drunk on the booze. Andthen so how do they do a field
sobriety test for that or do theyjust base it off of your behavior?
Base it off your behavior? Thatfeels like you could fight that. Yeah,
Like I mean where you're where youslurring your words, you know stuff
like that. Do you check theboxes here? Yeah? You know of
something that you know, we don'tknow what you're on, so that's why

(01:38:50):
you're getting public intox right, Butthey that feels like you could fight that.
You're just making a guess, yeah, based off my ratic behavior.
M interesting, but I can't waitto see the video Tennessee football is securing
a top prospect for the twenty twentyfour season. Jordan Ross announced Monday he's

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joining the volunteers next year. Thesix foot four, two hundred and thirty
five pound edge rusher is a fivestar prospect according to twenty four seven Sports.
He's the top ranked recruit in Alabamaand the second best edge rusher in
his class. Ross is also rankednumber twelve overall nationally. Vestavia Hills High
School senior chose Tennessee over Alabama,Florida, and Texas. The quarterback competition

(01:39:35):
at Ohio State is heating up.After c J. Stroud was selected by
the Houston Texans second overall in April'sdraft. The Buckeyes have turned to Kyle
McCord and Devin Brown for the university'snext signal caller. Head coach Ryan Day
told the Medium Monday, I knowin my heart this thing will work itself
out. I'm proud of the waythe guys are competing. If I fell

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to any other way, I'd sayit. Day believes both players are slit
down the middle in relation to earningsthe starting earning the starting job. McCord
was ranked thirty first overall in ESPN'stop three hundred for twenty twenty one,
while Brown was eighty feet in thetwenty two class. Ohio State opens its
season against Indiana on September second,and that's your Balls to the Wall Sports.

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You're scorping in the gang with allthe truth you're gonna need, normally asked

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us when Mike from Antelini's is inand I just saw this online, I
was telling lindsay, I just sawa clean product I need. Okay,
and you know what a squeegee is. I know exactly what you use it
too. Sometimes remove the SuDS fromyour window. Some people use them in
their showers. This is a squeegeethat has a vacuum on it. Okay,

(01:42:09):
So you know when you're squeege inall the water and everything falls to
the ground. This has a vacuumon it, so it sucks the water
and colects it in a reservoir.So if you use it on your counters
or something like that, it wouldn'tjust fall over the place. It sucks
it up, right. He getsa little lot more cleaner to wa Yeah,
okay, yeah, okay. Theyhad something like that for hair called

(01:42:30):
the flow being well that cuts hairright, but also sucked all the hair
yeah, through the vacuum, andI don't see those around much anymore.
But hey, if this works foryou, then I think Flowby is still
a thing. Dude, man,I think I think Flowby is still a
thing. I think the problem ofthe obstacle with Flowby is it only does
one hair cut. Yeah. Yeah, it has attachments for length, okay,

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but it doesn't do it like.You can't do a skin fade on
it, right, So it's kindof like it's one dimensional. Really,
you can't do any style. Youdo one cut, right, you can
totally tell you got the Flowby cut, your mama did the Flowby cut.
They need a smaller version for beards, Okay. I'm not hating that because
I've seen the like, well,like a bib that you put around your

(01:43:23):
neck and then it suction cups tothe mirror, yeah, to catch everything.
Yeah no, no, no,no, I'm not doing all that.
What I do when I when Idid have to shave or whatever,
I just put the trash can inthe sink and shave over that, you
know, I just shave and thenwipe the sink off. It would take

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longer to get that catch all thingout and then suction cup it to the
window or the glass and then takeit down and shake it out. Then
it would have just wiped down thecounter when I'm done. My name is
Rick Hunts. I'm the inventor ofFlowby. I don't know, you're gonna
love it. That's on their website. Yes, it's still a thing,
and you could have one for oneninety nine ninety five. That's the Flowby

(01:44:08):
system with the super mini back.I mean, I guess you could just
get a shot back out, plugit in and just trim and hold it
next to you while you're trimming yourbeard. Right, No, thank you?
Yeah? And why isn't people thatinvent things think they need to show
us who they are? Right?Mike Lidellillow, Guys, I am fascinated
when we drive down the road andit always flabbergasts me how people that roof

(01:44:31):
houses or sell insurance or real estateneed to show me who they are,
right? Right? Like, wasthat like on day three in that training
that you're like, hey, ifyou want to be a good whatever roofer,
you must do a picture of yourselfwith your roofing company, right,
Yeah, Well, because I looklike a trustworthy person tells me immediately you're

(01:44:57):
not okay. I understand where bothof you were coming from. But if
I saw a roofer right contractor signand you look at the guy and he
looks like, you know, he'sgot a good, decent family, he
works hard, du cling cut kindof guy, you're going to go with
that one more so as if youhad Tweak or Tom you know on the

(01:45:18):
picture, or somebody methed out,missing teeth, face all sunken in.
It's like I do your roof forninety bucks. Yeah, but here's the
problem with that. If you fallfor that, you'll probably also fall for
the inflatable grill out front. Thatmeans there's a special happening because you won.
You don't know if that's the owner. Two, you don't know when
that photo was taken. Right.Three photoshops really a thing? Does the

(01:45:42):
gorilla break dancing? Well, no, he's just up on the roof.
Yeah, you're talking about the flailingsock, wacky wild inflatable alarm, flailing
tube man. Yeah, yeah,okay, Yeah, I've thought about buying
a bunch of them and renting themfor in a ridiculous slee cheap amount.
Yeah, And I'll come and setthem up at your business and all that.

(01:46:03):
Why the hell not? I don'tknow why they can't be battery powered?
Now, why do I have anextension cord that's running halfway across my
lot? Right? Would you ratherhave one million dollars right now? Or
flip a coin for five billion?So I'll either hand you a million dollars
right now or take your chances forfive billion or nothing though, right?

(01:46:27):
I mean it's heads correct, Yeah, I'm gonna do I'll just take a
cool mill. I'll take a coolmill. No, no reason for greed,
gimpy absolutely man, instant cash rightnow, take a chance. You
bet me that the sky is blueand I'm gonna lose, So just give
it my money, and I wantit in a sack that has a dollar
sign on it. Yeah, uhno'm I'll take the I'll take a coin

(01:46:49):
flip you never know. I alreadydon't have a million, right right,
So if I lose, I'm inthe same boat I am in now as
apposed to I take a million andbe like I could have been a million
nor a coin. Would you ratherwake up tomorrow and be triple your body
weight that you can try to loseor wake up tomorrow and permanently have the

(01:47:13):
same haircut you had in second grade, and if you shave it off and
immediately grows back second grade style.I will totally take the haircut I had
in second grade totally because it waslong. My dad hated one I had
short hair, like he was wholoved long hair. My mom I had
long hair. I had long hair. I'll take my long hair gimby.

(01:47:36):
Yeah, man, I mean ifI wake up tomorrow and I am,
that would put me in four poundsseven hundred pounds five you multiply that three.
Yeah. Most of its blew thewaist, meaning his gut hanging down.

(01:47:59):
I would totally take that second gradehaircut style and they look like my
mama cut it with a flowby.But I don't care. I'm not a
seven hundred pound mess. Yeah.I don't understand why tripling my body weight
is a more desirable choice, right, unless you weigh fifty pounds, that

(01:48:19):
should never be the answer. Evenif you weigh fifty pounds, you're gonna
have to buy all new clothes.Your life is going to be very challenging
for a while until you get usedto that weight. But a haircut is
a U problem. That ain't aME problem. You're the one that has
to look at it, right,I just put a hat on. You

(01:48:41):
can wear a hat. Didn't sayanything about hats. And to go to
Gibbie's point of the photo of theroofer or insurance person or whatever, that
they might be trustworthy. I justdon't think those attributes are make you trustworthy
or not. I know plenty ofsharp dressed people that are swindlers. Right.
Right, my barber's uses a Flowby, but he's eighty three. You
need a new barber, right,it's time for the contingency plan. Let

(01:49:06):
the man retire. Are you hisonly client? What keeps you in business?
At eighty three? The flowb?Yeah, because he can't do anything
else. Dude, eighty three,Unless you are giving me advice, I

(01:49:29):
can't imagine. There's too many thingsand no offense. Eighty three year old
listeners, There's not a lot ofthings I would go to you for at
eighty three. Right, we've hadthis discussion about age before on the air.
You shouldn't be a politician. Youshouldn't be cutting my hair. You
shouldn't be doing heart surgery. Idon't want you doing driving instruction or ubering.

(01:49:51):
Well, my dad got his tonsilsout at he was like twenty one
or twenty two years old. Hisdoctor was I think e and he dropped
the needle down his throat. Healmost died. Yes, yeah, it's
a lawsuit on the hospital. Ithink that's happened before of other people,
not eighty. But I hear youyour hands are super shaky like that.

(01:50:13):
You should not be a surgeon exactly. I might go to like an old
like Thailand tattooist, you know thatuses the needle thing and like taps the
stick. I might do that,but I'm not going to a modern tattooist
that's eighty three even though man,even like in a lecture. I'm trying

(01:50:40):
to think of somebody like maybe acook, right, but I'm not going
to your restaurant. I'll let youcook my dinner, like at home.
Let this old man in your housecook cooking dinner. Yeah, if you're
a chef, I'll like a personalchef. Yeah, okay, okay,
I just like thought random something randomthree year old. No, I'm talking

(01:51:00):
about like things you would trust aneighty three year old person to do.
Shine my shoes Nope, chef makessense. They've been in it for godden
Will you assume they've been in itfor god knows out? Yeah, you
couldn't. Yeah to the point earlier, just because they look. I let

(01:51:21):
a ninety three year old man cutmy hair and he did a damn good
job. I think you're just beingnice. Seen your haircut? Yeah,
dude, I've seen your hair.No offense. Brother. I like you.
You're an awesome guy. But Idon't know if you stood in front
of a group and they're not puttingyou on a poster, I'm wide to
get your hair cut there, right, give me the second grade haircut.

(01:51:45):
I started losing mine to ninth.Yeah right. There's got to be somebody
out there who's the best in theworld at cutting hair with the flowbe Maybe
he's that guy. No, that'sfair. You also might be the best
heart surgeon with a rusty scalpel.That hardly means that it's good, right.
You might be the best person thatmakes the most delicious liver cobbler.

(01:52:14):
Right, that hardly means anything,right, right. A good storyteller,
all right, Yeah, I'd goto an eighty three year old sad story
time. Same problem with the barbertime right? Three days? Uh?
Do you guys believe in what goesaround comes around? Gimpy? I'm sorry,

(01:52:36):
lindsay yes totally. I didn't evenmean now I swear to God.
Definitely might take a while, youmight never witness it, but I do
believe in it. So you believethat if you do something good you will
get something good, and you believeif you do something bad, something bad
will happen to you. Okay,do you think you're a good person?

(01:52:59):
You also say you're not a luckyperson, So explain that sometimes I I
well, I think that if Ididn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have
luck at all. That's what Ijust said. So if you do good
things and you're a good person,why do you have bad luck? But
I think sometimes good things happen tooto me, just not I'm not hitting

(01:53:20):
the powerball I would love to.But but also, I mean I'm healthy.
So you do have luck? Yeah, but is that luck to be
healthy? Is that good? Yeah? It's good? But is it?
But I don't think that's a luck? What is it? I think it's
just good. I think it's justgood. Give me what about you?

(01:53:40):
I think life just happens, andif you want to look at it,
it's like, hey, this iscarma or whatever that's on you. I
think s happens and there's nothing youcan do about it. I think that
statement is something people say to thinkthey have control or they don't have control.
Things just happened. We in lifehave constantly had a track record of

(01:54:04):
things happening to us, right,people cheating on us, parents dying,
getting fired. It's just life.If it wouldn't be, then it wouldn't
be life. Right, Uh,Mary, bang kill Anna Kendrick, Mila

(01:54:26):
Kunis Amelia Clark, who's the blondegirl from Game of Thrones, Denarius,
thank you, Okay, I'm gonnakill Anna Kendrick, And I'm going to
bang Amelia Clark and marry me Lacunasbecause I believe Mila Kunas probably has the

(01:54:47):
most money. She's definitely I thinkshe's, in my opinion, the cutest
Amelia Clark is Game of Thrones,definitely the hottest, and she seems like
she'd be probably the best in bed. And Anna Kendrick, I just she's
just kind of annoying to me.So yeah, I'm gonna kill Anna marry

(01:55:11):
Mila and bang Amelia. Mela's seventyfive, the other two or twenty,
Gimpie, what about you. I'mnot in it for the money. I'm
killing Anna Kendrick, all right.She just oh she's seems nice, maybe
a little too nice, kind ofmousy, right, wholesome. I need
a dirty girl in my life.I don't think you do. I think

(01:55:36):
that box has been checked. Yeah. However, so, by the way,
they're all short, right, fivetwo. Mela's the tallest at five
four. I am going to uh, I'm gonna go ahead and bang Mila
Kunis. But I want to marryAmelia. What's her nuts? But she

(01:55:59):
has to, you know, goback to blonde. I don't think she
looks that good as a brunea haveto be honest with which she's way hotter
as a blonde. So under thatstipulation, yes, yeah, I'm killing
Emilia Clark. I agree with gimpshe's better looking as a blonde. I'm
banging Anna Kendrick because she looks fun. And then I'm marrying Mila Kunas because

(01:56:23):
she is the hottest for sure,no no doubt about it. She's the
hottest one there. You have time, he doesn't. No, that's true.
Time is definitely running out for you'reninety three year old. Ninety three
year old barber. Right, here'sa weird question. I saw this.

(01:56:45):
Does your little husband have a beard? Lindsay yes, why it looks good?
He grew it during duck season andit just never went away. Jimpy,
why do you have a beard?I was gonna say it, does
my husband have a beard? Ido know because I honestly it. It

(01:57:08):
started off as a vacation thing,because you know, vacation beards are great.
You don't shave for a week.And at that point in time,
beards just happened to come along,you know, and and it made it
look good. So there you go. I gotta hear moswood. Why not?
Why do you have yours? Easily? Because my wife asked me to

(01:57:28):
grow one? That is it?Yeah, once Kevin grew his and I
got used to him like, don'tever shave it. Now I like it
a lot. I'll say that,yeah my face, I'll shave it if
I want to. I just haveto get over it. Do you just
don't like pleasing somebody you're in arelationship with? Uh? Yeah, I
do. We have these pictures ofwhen we first started dating, and I

(01:57:49):
don't have a beard, and they'reso bizarre because it's been so long that
I've had a beard that only oncehave I shaved it off, but you
kept them first. Yeah, which, by the way, I was in
Marvel yesterday. First of all,I am blown away with how busy that
place is, really right, blownaway. I don't know if I've ever

(01:58:13):
even been in like a Christian bookstore. Yeah, it's more of a I
think you just say a Christian store, okay, because they have more than
just books, right right, right, right. But anyway, I went
on a hunt to see if thatmovie was there that I'm in. Yeah,
right, did you find it?No? I did not. Did
you get recognized from oh you're thecop? If that happened? And I

(01:58:39):
was eat we all know how oldI am, right, Yeah, I'm
easily the youngest person in there byfifteen years. Yeah, easily in the
store and from the store. Okay, I was gonna say, no,
I'm not in the movie. No, in the store for sure, Yeah,
yeah it was. I was shockedwith how busy that place is and

(01:59:00):
the array of things that are availableto buy. And I've been in there
before. I guess I just neverreally paid attention. Yeah, and I
went there like whatever time it opened, So I was there. I left
here and went right there. Okay, and they have multiple locations. Yeah,
those other ones just got done walkingthe mall and need to come by
and get their Bible rewrapped. MaybeMary bang kill Jason Momoa. The Rock

(01:59:29):
and the Mountain. The Mountain isanother large human being who was in Game
of Thrones. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm gonna kill him. Okay,
And I'm going to bang the Rockand Mary Jason Momoa because then I can
bang him whenever I want to,Okay, gimpy, Yeah, the Mountain's

(01:59:54):
gotta go. Man, That dudewould split me in half like a hot
dog that's been in a goddamn Micowaved too long and who wants to hear
every time they're walking. Oh mygod, I would have to widen all
the door frames in the house.You need two beds for real, for

(02:00:15):
real. So sorry, Mountain,you're out of there. And by the
way, to kill him ain't gonnabe easy either. No, No,
he's a mountain. You have topush him off one. I guess that
leads me banging Jason Momoa. He'sa stud and he seems like a fun
kind of dude. And that's that'sreally where the where the real question here
is because the Rock he's a studtoo, and he's a good dude.

(02:00:38):
Right, They're both equally funny andseemed like they would be fun to be
around. Okay, but the Rockcome on, come in home right long
day from work and he says theinfamous line, Hey, gimpy, can
you smell what the Rock is cooking? I'm like, hell yeah, we're
having macaroni and cheese also, andhe says in bed, yes, by

(02:01:02):
the way, do you hear that? Macaroni and cheese? I'm killing the
Mountain for sure. Enough is aword we should all learn to embrace.
I guess I'm banging Jason Momoa tomake y'all envious. Sure, and then

(02:01:27):
I'm marrying the Rock. Come on, he's he Mamoa is cool. I
don't know enough about the Mountain toknow if he's cool. But and the
Rock is easily the coolest person andso much money. Yeah, and you'll
have Kevin hardover every now and againfor dinner for babysitter. Yes, yeah,
Yeah, that's that's a fun one. All right, we gotta take

(02:01:47):
a break. We'll be back.Tilsa's Morning Show continues next Jack the Big
Bad Morning Show on Tilsa's rock stationninety seven five KMOT Good morning, It's

(02:02:11):
the Big Bad Morning Show four sixzero kmo D. You can also text
BMMS and then what you want tosay to eight two nine four five Lindsey.
I'm gonna give you a couple ofchoices here. Gross uh, bad

(02:02:31):
guests or bugs? Gross bad guestsor bugs bad guests? So uh.
Some of the worst behaviors that hosthave seen has been revealed. According to
a survey of two thousand people,seventy two percent have told a guest to

(02:02:58):
make space their own own, andninety one percent of those have regretted doing
it afterwards. Some of the reasonsrespondents have regretted allowing people to make themselves
at home include guests expecting more mealsthan planned, overstaying they're welcome, and

(02:03:18):
making a mess. Results also lookto see who makes the worst guests with
friends at forty two percent, siblingsand in laws. Third of the respondents
say the situation became unpleasant enough thatthey've told someone they're a bad guest,

(02:03:42):
and on the flip side, Americansurvey believe they're a good host. Of
course they do, with thirty onepercent of those saying they're a very good
host. I think there's just agood way to just avoid all that.
Don't host it. Don't be ahost, always be the guest. But
then you can be you can belabeled a bad guest, but if you

(02:04:05):
don't go in. And that's thething. Man, when they're like,
i'll make yourself at home, youdon't know how these people are, you
know what I mean? So Itotally get it. Well, you said
make myself at home. My shoesyou're coming off, my pants are coming
off. I'm sitting on your couchin my underwear. Why because you told
me to make myself feel at homeor I'm going to, you know,

(02:04:27):
I don't know, pick my noseand wipe it on the wall because whatever
reason, people think that's the thingthat they should do. So gross,
But if that's what they do intheir own home, exactly exactly so Ultimately,
you as the host, brought itupon yourself when you said we'll make
yourself at home. Right, theyfollowed instruction absolutely when we expect them to
be decent human beings and not wipethe buggers on the walls of our bathroom.

(02:04:49):
Right, goes along with the phraseof light, let me know if
there's anything you need, if Ican help you out in any way,
please ask a lot of things,right, right, but most of your
request I will deny pretty much.Yeah, but you're probably not having those
people that you don't really know staylike you're you're you're gonna know who your

(02:05:13):
guests are. Okay, don't youlike, if you're gonna have your in
laws stay with you, you're gonnaknow what they're what they're gonna do at
your house? Maybe, No,why would you know that? How would
you know that? Because you knowthem? Here's here's the fun thing about
this. Say like, yeah,you went over there for Thanksgiving dinner or
whatever. Everybody's on their best behaviorbecause they don't want to be judged.

(02:05:36):
Okay, But what happens when thecrowd isn't around while the pants get unzipped
and my hand goes down it andgoddamn it, I'm comfortable. You see
what I'm saying. So when you'reat somebody else's house, yeah, you
may you may know them, butdo you really really really know them.
Right. As an example, whensomeone comes over to your house, what's

(02:05:58):
the first thing you do before theyarrive? Clean? Straighten up? Yep?
And why is that because you're puttingon a facade when if in all
reality, if they were true friends, family, whatever, and they didn't
care, they would not care.Yeah, whether your house is clean or
not, sometimes it depends on whoit is. If it's someone that comes

(02:06:20):
over all the time, they alreadyknow what your house looks like or but
right, but to your point,they go, why I've been at her
house, I'm comfortable having her overbecause her house is always clean, not
you roll you, but then youcome over and you're a slob. Yeah,
right, Well, I don't getit. Every time I've been to
their house, it's they're clean,right, because you're being fake, trying

(02:06:43):
to put on this presentation, yourrepresentation unless you're always clean, right,
and then that's a different story.Yeah, but you would be able to
tell that no matter what, Likeif it's co worker or whatever, you
would be able to tell because thosehabits and traits would carry over from their
house into their up. Right,you come in here once a month and
you clean this entire studio. Yes, scrub it down, practically, dust

(02:07:06):
it. You do everything. Manfeels a little embellished, but yes,
to a degree, or lighten everything. Yes, So I can tell that
that you do the same thing atthe house. Right, Not only have
you mentioned it before, but becauseyou do that, you see me mimic
that behavior and multiple scenarios exactly.My workstation may not be the squeakiest,

(02:07:29):
but it's not the worst either.Yeah, so that could tell you a
lot about me. My house maynot be squeaky clean, but goddamn tidy.
You know, people don't walk inand go h go on. You
know you're not stepping over stuff,You're not pushing stuff over to set your
cup down, you know what I'msaying. Yeah, I think you can
judge if somebody's cleaned just by lookingin their car. Are getting in their

(02:07:49):
car? Yeah, abs or justthe floorboard yes minus right, you have
children in the back seat because they'rejust messy. Yeah. Yeah. But
if you've got clothes that have beenin there since November and it's August now,
you know, almost a year,you know, stuff is piled high,

(02:08:11):
looks like they've been living out ofit. I can tell you a
lot about their actual living space orbetter yet, even their hygiene. Yeah,
because if it can't clean out goddamncar, who's gonna say they ain't
cleaning out the snooch saying I meanthere are people that think if I run
soapy water over it, it's fine, right, it's true. Right.

(02:08:35):
I think that when it comes tohaving guests at your house, you have
to have the same attitude that youshould have when you loan money to somebody,
Right, and that's that it's gone, like everything's all bets are off.
You have somebody come into your home, you hope they follow the rules,
But people be people. This textsays, my worst guests picked they

(02:08:58):
run and the pain on the wallin the bathroom and clip their toenails at
my kitchen table. Yes they werefamily. Yeah, yeah, I think
family's a different thing. And whichfamily, Like was it a brother a
sister? Either way, you couldsimply be like bro sis, Hey,

(02:09:20):
let's stick it to it, takingsit. Don't be clipping your toenails at
the dinner table. We're having spaghettilater on, and I don't want to
have to your big toe nail yourtalent if we're putting the garlic bread down.
Yeah, I think that it's thisis a because I've heard people get
fixated on clipping nails or clippings before, and I think it's a weird thing

(02:09:45):
to focus on because the number ofother weird things that happens at a dining
room table, right is also gross. We're assuming that you didn't just have
sex on him before we sat downthere, or clean your shoes or take
apart the vacuum right right, right, which is equally as gross. And
it's not like if they're just clippingthem and walking away, I hear you.

(02:10:11):
If you're clipping your toenails in themiddle of the bathroom floor and leaving
it to me, it's just asgross. Right. So if you're a
careless person who clips their nails andthey ting, and you don't go retrieve
it or try to, you know, don't let them fly off because you're
dehydrated, right watch now? Yeah? Yeah, then I'm with you.

(02:10:39):
But I would like to think mostpeople are aware that they're toe nails pinball
around the room and try to shelterthem. As long as you try to
clean it up as much as heonly possible. You're gonna miss a few,
right, I'm sure we get thebiggins out. If you can look

(02:11:00):
down on the floor and like tellclearly yes that is the nail from the
big toe, then you probably justclean that up. Man. My wife
thinks it's weird because I clip mineinto the sink, okay, in the
bathroom sink, wash it down thesaint. That makes sense. But they
all fall in one spot rather thantry to collect them from all over.

(02:11:22):
Right, this text message says,my mom blows her nose in the kitchen,
should be done in the bathroom,settled down, prude. Right,
I don't have a problem with thatas long as they're not blowing snot rocket's
you know, on the snove.That's kind of where I would be at.
What a weird thing to nitpick onyour mom about it? Yeah,
and it gets caught in a kleenexright, exactly exactly it's contained. My

(02:11:48):
wife pointed something out to me thatI've never recognized before and now I can't
unsee it, and that is bathroomsnext to kitchens, okay, and the
number of houses that have of likea half bath next to a kitchen,
and how disgusting it is that someone'sducing so close to food. We have

(02:12:09):
a half bath. Not I'm offof our kitchen, Like there's a hallway,
like if someone do well, holdon the hallways the thing I'm talking
like, from the kitchen, it'saccessible. If they duced in there,
you would smell it. Right,if somebody punched a hole in the wall,
you'd be looking into the kitchen orthe bathroom. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah, That's howmine is in my house, my duplex.
It's so I'm not telling you're wrongor whatever. I'm just it's a

(02:12:31):
weird design to like or someone vomitingor whatever that happens in bathroom right so
close to the place we prepare foodand I can't see it. Now.
I go places, I'm like,oh, we'll look at airbnb is.
I'm like, we can't. No, nope, not staying. I don't
need you hearing me not being ableto deal with my travel food while you're

(02:12:54):
preparing or eating breakfast. I don'tknow what's boiling? Is it the stove
over Corbyn's gut. We gotta takea break. We'll be back from Telsa's
Morning show. Is coming right back, The Big Mad Morning Show Telsa's Rock
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the Big Man Morning Shows. Lindsay, what'd you learned? I learned that
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after you, then you may bea bad house guest. And also seventy
one is the new hot single bachelor. Gimby what you learned today? I

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learned just try, It doesn't matterwhat it is, just try. I'll
also learn that Corbin would like anold man to tamp them with the stick.
I learned that there's elderly porn.Why Mom, I'm not sure if

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they get turned on by the sexthe elderly people are having or them not
hearing them. Huh. I alsolearned that the secret to life is just
showing up. That's half the battleman sage saying make sure that dishwashers loaded

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Boy. Here's the idea that there'ssomebody that's turned on by the idea that
someone can't hear them. Is thesexual appetite that they have to do?

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You have traditional casting for those typesof h do you have like a grandma?
Right, right? Okay, comesit on the couch. So sadly
that group or demographic of people,there are people that are financially in need
and so they probably get taken advantageof probably, so you're probably right,

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or maybe they just never retired before, you know, because I mean,
porn's been around for goddamn long time, you know, so it's just maybe
it's one of those it's like that'sall I know to do. That's all
I know how to make money.You know. That's why you know prostitutes,
you know, you see them oldass bitches out there. Yeah,
that's all that they know how todo. But maybe they do. It's

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probably fifty fifty split either way?How do you cast for that one?
They're like, hey, we're shootinga new movie when you go down to
the senior center. Hey hey,community center? Right? I mean,
is there also a denial? Right? And then what makes that? You're
not good enough? Your bush isnot hairy enough? Right, you ain't
got enough wrinkles down there? Youlook, you don't look old when you

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spread your legs. You don't havethat film that goes with it. So
we're just gonna have to let yougo. Is that series sponsored by Loupe
Company? Right? And Ensure andLipatore? Right? They're casting calls are

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probably like, we need old ladiesthat look like so and so, like
from the Golden Girls, or ifyou have this certain they have to have
a certain look. No they don't. Did you see the videos? You
know? I'm sorry, they doneed a certain look. It's called old
girls were not old? No,that is true. That's what they call

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acting in costumes. And apparently sois this. Yeah, oh god,
grandma, how are you well?Grandma's been pursuing a hoppy Oh yeah,
what are you doing there? I'vebeen doing some acting. Yeah. You
guys down at the community said,what are you doing. What is a
cat on a hot tin roof?I mean there's a kiddy cat involved and

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it's hot. My friend was inone with ten really. Wow. Yeah,
you're using your walk or more morethese days. I noticed. Yeah,
my back then you got the guyyou saw that he was a younger
dude. You don't tell people,right, you tell him in porn you're

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in porn. You just don't tellhim what kind of porn? Okay,
No, you bring up an interestingpoint. I don't think you tell people
you're in porn. Okay, whyis that? In less? You're banging
hot bitches? Right, but that'swhat everybody thinks automatically, No, automatically
all you're inmporn? Yeah, youfucking hot bitches? Yeah, okay,
yeah I might. But my I'mI have a follow up question and I

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won't make a decision on it baseduntil I hear your answer to the second
one, which is how long haveyou been in the industry? And if
you're like first film, then I'mlike, you ain't banging hot bitches.
You might be banging hot dudes rightright, or old ladies or you're getting
bangs all right, Right, that'sa good point. The gate keeping for

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the porn industry is a real thing. The good thing about video is there's
not smell that goes with it.Here's a question, why aren't there more
documentaries about the porn business. Ieat to get into it, the travels
of one's journey, Okay, yeah, ears and downs, the challenges that

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come that arrive with it. Youknow what I'm saying, Like that's compelling.
They should? They should. AndI think there was somebody that made
something like that a couple of yearsback, and it was a male porn
star. Maybe he wrote a bookor something about it or is it not
exciting? It probably isn't, buthe was I want to say it was

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a book, and I want tosay it was a male porn star and
it was he was trying to likeeducate people that wanted to get into that
business on like the pitfalls and likebeing taken advantage of from certain people and
data data da dar ye. Likeabsolutely absolutely. I that doesn't sound fun

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to me being in a porn star, I thinking a porn star. Being
in a porn star is totally differentthing. I think being an actor of
any kind is like being an influencer, where you see the fun stuff and
you don't see the work, right, absolutely, people being I gotta be
I'm being honest, all joking aside, doing that movie that I did was

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one of the most abysmal times.Right. It takes forever, right,
because you have certain delays, youhave certain things to hold your back.
You know, you run out offilm, you gotta change it. You
got somebody who's had a bad dayand they're just not their acting is you
know, as it should. Apiece of equipment isn't working. Yeah,
they do it from four different anglesright, right, because we're not sure

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which shot that we want, Yeah, and SOPs to. Yeah. If
you have a twenty minute, saylike scene, right, and you do
that four times, right, you'rewell over an hour, right, just
doing the one scene. Yeah,yeah, Yeah, That's the thing.
It's a job, you know,and it's a fun job, but it's
still a job. There's there's workthat goes in fun when it's over and

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you get paid and you go tothe premiere, right, and it's a
lot of standing around. I'm surethere's people that you know, we're in
drama class in high school, youknow, even took theater drama in college
and then got in and being andthat's what they do and they love it.
They love the dress, rehearsals,they love you know, it's it's
all about just getting up there andacting and saying my lines. I'm sure

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there's people out there that I actuallylike him, but it's still a lot
of fucking work. It's uh singtwo as the movie on repeating our house
right now. And Matthew McConaughey isin it, Reese Witherspoon is in it,
Scarlett just a ton of a listersare in that right, and there's
a high probability, which is whatmakes it so good is they were never
in the same room together. Theyjust did their lines like they Matthew McConaughey

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comes in as mister Moon and hedoes his just rips his lines right.
You could do that with animation.But my point being is that's work.
Like it went on and on.There was no like this is fun.
We you sang a fun song.We're singing a fun song. They're not
all grouped together like you would imagine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The
magic you're right, the magic oflike the ensemble nous is what's cool.

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But also he can if you've everlike to stand there and read script over
and over and over and over andover is a beating yes, yes,
and there's time you went down onthat inflection. Nope, you gotta go
up your Nope, that wasn't you. You hung under the s too long,
right, and then you know it, just you stumble, So you

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gotta start all over again. Hell, we do that with a thirty second
copy we get for a goddamn giveme the vin dot com commercial. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. SoI can just imagine what a five
hundred thousand page script would be like. So now translate to the porn industry.
Oh god, and you're getting Listen, we didn't exactly. We need

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to do it from another angle,right, So stop right, and you
gotta maintain as a guy a girl. Yeah, yeah, you gotta keep
thinking certain things that and well,I mean but they have people for that.
They have Yeah, when you neverhear people like well I was a
fluffer, right right, that's likeminor league and now it's make Yeah yeah,

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so and so broke their ankle andit was my chance to step in.
Though I notice, uh, youknow, when you're doing your fluffing
duties, you're doing that pretty goodhave you thought about going big time?
I don't even know if that's areal thing. I'm gonna get it.
Sounds full then, by sure,I'm sure it will find out be real.

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Right? How to be a fluffer? Come on, it's got it,
there's gonna be something. How muchHow much does a fluffer pay?
I'm not saying that I was gonnado. Hold on, how much should
have a puffer a fluffer get paid? Okay, because all you're doing is
just sucking dick long enough to keepthem hearts so they can get onto the
next scene. And by the way, here's what's wrong with this mentality that
that's a thing. What do thewomen get right so far? Is I

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mean they just gotta love? That'sfighting. You're underestimating man, maybe because
that's the guy should be able todo it himself. Yeah, absolutely should
absolutely, But do you know whothe fuck I am. I'm not touching
my own tickler exactly. I gotbitches to keep me on it. Maybe.
How many times are they like,get away, get away. I

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don't need you. I don't needyou around me right now. I can
do it myself, right? Isit like those football players when they come
on the side the person that youshow up on the sidelines and they have
the water bottle, that right,And what if you're like, I just
don't want to get pruny? Canyou use your hand? Like I don't
know. I I would be shockedto find out that there's a bunch of

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has been fluffers that feel like theywere wronged by the industry or or retired
porn actresses porn stars that you know, you're not as good as you were
before, like on screen, butwe could still use you in the industry.
How about you're a fluffer, youknow, and that way you're still
getting paid. You're still in thebusiness because that's all you know is how
to suck a dick and it's work. So like in the movie, there's

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a lot of eye contact and allthese other things. And if you're fluffing,
is it just nothing like you justare you just not into it.
It says here that the average salaryfor a fluffer in the US is ninety
thousand a year, no no,no additional cash. Competition for a fluffer
United States is eighty three hundred,with the range of you know, sixty

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two hundred to eleven thousand dollars salariesestimated based on five salaries submitted anonymously.
So, according to Glassdoor, theaverage porn star makes fifty seven thousand per
year, right right, or anywherebetween fourteen to thirty three dollars per hour.
And that's the same source here forthe fluff set, the fluffer makes

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more. Yeah, yeah, that'swhat it says. But okay, average
base salary. Come on, canwe come continue? I'm not going to
continue this. Uh, this heresays your average fluffers fifty three thousand a
year. Kevin Dubois. A flufferas a person hired on a porn set

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to keep the year. Yea doesbois the fluffer is always behind the scenes.
Then in the context of the exhibit, exhibit exhibition, Yep, it's
anybody that enters the space. Someonetold me, I guess this is an
interview with a fluffer or somebody inthe porn industry. This says fluffers have

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an almost mythical quality. They neverexisted as a dedicated role in porn.
No one was hired as a fluffer. However, it was common in early
production for the for some people inthe support staff like makeup to quote prep
the actor by giving them oral sexor some other kind of stimulation to get

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them ready for a scene. Somuch like anything in life, yes and
no, right, or the Hensleyanswer, It depends. It depends.
Yeah, yeah about things. Soswitching gears. Yes, you know who
Taryn Manning is. She was aneight Miles. She was in Orange is
the New Black. Oh yeah,I know you're talking about now. Very

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odd looking girl, right, Andshe recently was on TikTok and went on
a little rant talking about a relationshipshe was in. Doesn't look anything like
Taryn Manning by the way, butthis is part of that rant because he
liked it and I didn't mind doingit. Does that? Does that bother?

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Is that weird? Yeah? Andthat is what demons do. So
I we drove all the way downto Newport Beach today so I could buy
him a boat. I was soin love, so I thought, so
I could buy this gentleman about andI and I brought cash to put a

(02:29:05):
down payment down, like I reallyloved him, and I was like,
yeah, it's like we're into thesame thing, like we're kinky blah blah
blah. And his wife because he'smarried. And I feel so bad because
no I can't stand her. Ican't stand her his wife because she wasn't

(02:29:26):
even like, wait, what you'vebeen messing with my mess? She said,
you luned to you get out ofmy life. I'll get an ro
on you. No, I'll putyour ass in jail anyway. So I've
been licking your man's butt hole forweeks on him because he likes it a
lot. Dude. She looks likeshe's rolling. I think she is.

(02:29:50):
I think, I think because orangeis a new black isn't a thing anymore,
is it really? And that washer last like real film. I'm
entry. I guess. I don'tknow, so I think. And after
that she probably did get on theon the meth the coke or crack or
something, because you're right, shedoesn't look like she used to. She's
got the same mannerisms when she's talkingas a lot of the tweakers that I

(02:30:15):
used to have to deal with,you know what I'm saying. So all
that sounds very familiar, not thewhole butthole liking part. But you know,
but if you however, if youare you know, on the meth,
right, that might be something youwould do that you normally wouldn't do
absolutely absolutely, and especially if thisguy, this married man is feeding your

(02:30:39):
addiction, okay, monetarily whatever,then yeah, okay, I guess I
could see where want to be,like, yeah, I'll lick your butt
hole for some meth. I forgotshe was a hustle and flow too.
Yeah, she's been in a fewthings, but I haven't seen her in
anything lately. It took me asecond to remember who she was, But

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yeah, she was. She wasthe cracked out one on Orange is the
New Black. Yeah, brilliant inthat. I mean that was perfect for
her. Yeah, but she wasgreat. She's I think she's good in
everything that she does. She's anawkward person that makes that character the character
she plays work right. And sheissued an apology, which feels like something

(02:31:26):
her people would make her do,to apologize for lick and butthole. She
says. Over the past few days, I've had some time to reflect on
the situation I've been dealing with.I was deeply hurt and handled things on
a public platform when I should havejust dealt with them quietly with the support
of my close friends and family.I feel a lot of capital, g

(02:31:46):
capital, a guilt after exposing everythingand thought maybe the best resolution to the
situation would be to say I liedabout it all, but that's not the
truth. See this already feels likea real apology. I started a relationship
with somebody who was married and toldme he would leave his wife. In
the end, I found out thatwasn't possible. I pride myself I'm being

(02:32:09):
an ethical and kind person. Imean, you might have done that in
the past. I know what Idid was wrong, but the heart makes
you do crazy things sometimes. I'msorry for exposing my situation. I'm not
sorry for how I love. Ihope to find somebody who cherishes me the
way I adore them, a healthytype of love. I love. I

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love that isn't so blind that itforces me to be somebody I'm not.
I'ship never a day after. Ilove that isn't so blind that it forced
me to someone him not. Thiswas a huge learning lesson for me.
With all this said, I'm askingeveryone to please give me privacy so I
can heal and mend my heart.Thank you, leave me alone, quit

(02:32:56):
making fun of me. I willpublicly do something, but then I will
ask for privacy when I sit inmy shame. Absolutely, they don't want
to be harassed anymore because we're alljudging the bottle liquor. Oh god,
it's the truth. They say,it's great, that's what they say.
Just wash that motherfucker first, right, Yeah, in the shower, absolutely,

(02:33:16):
like the end of the shower,right, right, not at the
beginning of the shower. Yeah,No, let me pre soak that thing.
Like, for example, if yougo on a date today, let's
just say you're going to go toa ball game. Yeah, oh god,
after the game, you've got afew drinks. Yeah, don't.
Maybe went for a run, right, run in some scooters, right,

(02:33:39):
ran down, had some MEXICALI maybeafter your nightly softball league. That's not
the night to do it. No. I tell my wife all the time,
when it's hot, we'll be sittingthere like having a beer on the
back patio or whatever. And I'mlike our ancestors, it's crazy to think

(02:34:00):
there was any type of sexual activityat all. Right, hair, right,
Yeah, let's just start with hair, right, because it was everywhere.
Absolutely, Legs didn't get shaved,pits didn't get shaved, pits didn't
get shaved. Yeah, but Ithink that's something you look over, you

(02:34:20):
know, you kind of just glanceover the amount of hair. We think
it's weird because we're used to cleanliness. Yeah, to them, that's all
natural. That's all they know.No, I know, but a smell
is a smell. All that isa true statement. Yes, But when
everybody stinks, then there's nothing youcan do about it. And you know,
at that time everybody stink, peoplewere shipping where they were. You'd

(02:34:45):
be standing there at a fruit standlooking as the pomegranates and you fucking drop
shit right there because you gotta go. Yeah, it just flowed in the
streets. Absolutely so. So ifthat's all you knew, so I can
imagine, like you can think aboutthe first person that decided, you know,
okay, I need to wash.I don't feel right. I don't
want to get the slime off me. And then you know the person that

(02:35:07):
was like, why does this Youdon't smell like a will to beast?
And oh, I'm sure they weretaken back a little bit. And then
you got a think of the firstperson that was like, fuck, I
gotta shave this. The fuck isgown below. I know there's a dick
there somewhere, somewhere somewhere. Itlooks like spiders are having a maten.
You know, it looks like abunch of slowly growing cucumbers. Right,

(02:35:33):
So somebody was like, you knowwhat, fuck this, Give me them
scissors over there, you know,the ones that you use a rusty cut
cloth with or whatever cut the sheepyou're shearing sheep with. Yeah, yeah,
give me those, or a fuckingknife. I mean, men didn't
cut their hair because there wasn't greatstuff to cut hair with, right,
right, So that's why men hadbeards and all that other stuff. They

(02:35:54):
would use a regular old fucking huntingknife. You probably just killed a fucking
bore with it, and now you'reusing it fu cutch pubes off. Yeah.
I mean keep in mind that asign of a good doctor was how
dirty your hands were, right,supposed to be laughed. The woman that
was like we should wash hands.They were like, you stupid bitch.
You know, as soon as thatguy walked down on the first shape plus
he was like, whoa, that'swhat that fucking looks like. No,

(02:36:16):
no, you don't think so.No, I think it was angels and
everything. No, because historically peoplewould date young because the idea was to
have a pure, pure hymen.I get where you're at. And so
there was a some like you remindme of my child bride. Yeah,

(02:36:37):
okay, okay, yeah, that'sfucking weird, but point's taken. Yeah,
monogamy was like not really a thing, right, everybody sucking everybody.
At least the men were allowed tofor sure. It's got to spread that
seed. Yeah. I read anarticle this morning that and people believe it
is a man. There are menthat believe it is my role on earth

(02:36:58):
to spread my seed just on thewalls, the door handles, just spreading
that shit everywhere. I can't speakto the authenticity of that, like the
truth of that, but I cansay to the virtues of life. To
do that to another person as bizarreas fucking right. Right, I don't
know, maybe it is natural todo that. I just think when you're
like, hey, I want tobe with you. By the way,

(02:37:18):
I'm also an animal, right,it's weird, it's listen, It's just
instinct. It's natural, instant.Yeah, speaking of I have a question
for you, based off the newsyou exposed yesterday about your girlfriend who took
the name of your favorite watering holeto heart, right, will you You've
mentioned you can work through anything.Is this something you can work through?

(02:37:45):
If that happened. I'm not askingyou to go into that personal details.
I'm asking you about the a scenario. It makes perfect good sense. Yes,
it can be. It can beworked through. Anything can be worked
through. I am a believer becausenow that I happened to you, I
was curious to like what you're feelingwould be on that. Oh man,
we can go deep into this,but we won't do it right here,
you and I will do it later. So yes, there is you can't

(02:38:09):
work You can't work through anything.I believe that everybody deserves a second chance.
Lord knows, I've gotten many ofthem in my time. I gave
my most recent acts right, theone I was with for four years,
many unnecessary second chances. And thenyou just kind of learn, you figure

(02:38:31):
it out. You get to thatfucking into that road and you're like,
well all right, well fucking I'vetried everything and it's still not work And
that's when you can cut it off. So yeah, to answer your question,
it is something you can't work throughit. It is something that can
be done. It's just gonna taketime. Yeah, take a lot of
fucking time. And it's gonna takea lot of pride swallowing. Pride swallow

(02:38:52):
because I share that same sentiment.Now, you you should be able to
work through anything if it's meant tobe right. I also think there's a
new caveat that should be added tothat, and it is the nature of
what has happened, right right,right, right. So for example,
if you if you're like, oh, we can work through anything, and

(02:39:15):
they commit a crime and you're like, we can work through that is a
lot different than Hey, I've beentrafficking children for years, absolutely, and
I walked in on you rounding upchildren. Yeah, that would be a
completely different thing, you may say, page the level of it or the
intensity of the event that you wouldhave to try and work through ebbs and

(02:39:35):
flows, and so it depends onwhat the situation is. Again, much
like the answers in the middle.Yeah, yeah, you walk in and
you find your partner fucking a smallchild. There's no working through that.
Okay, I don't give and maybeyou can, Maybe you can. Maybe
there's somebody out there that could.I don't trust those people, but I'm

(02:39:58):
just saying. You get what I'msaying. People are different and people can
work through whatever they want. Ithink the only way to work through something
like that, and really any scenarioof bleuss, I'm allergic to child traffic,
any type of infidelity, is thatyou have to accept. It's not

(02:40:18):
you can't go back. It's notthe same, it's not going to be
the same. So if we're gonnabe together because you did old children,
it is a new chapter. Absolutely, this is gonna where I have to
have a new relationship. We haveto start over, right, Absolutely.
But to answer the question, yeah, you can work through anything asked to
risk, Yeah, because you've saidthat on the air, and I think
it's important important to give you theplatform to answer that question. Absolutely.

(02:40:45):
Trust me, that's thoughts that's alreadygot through my mind since you know,
yesterday morning when I had mentioned whatwill happen or whatever? And and and
though that's just all kinds of stuffthat I am having to deal with and
I'll work through and you know,and what I figured it out, I'm
sure I will. Yeahune, whofucking knows, you know, will it
happen? I don't know. We'llfigure that out when as as we move

(02:41:07):
along to this. But much likeyou said, I've said up before,
and I've got to stay true tomy word and true to who I am.
And if I said that, youknow you could work through it,
then then you can. But onthe other side of that, it takes
both people, both people to want, you know what I mean, Like
with with for example, with myex wife, Okay, you know,

(02:41:30):
she didn't give me a second chance, but she wasn't willing to work through
it either. She was yeah,and I'm sucking out of here I was.
She was not philosophical issues, Whatthe fuck appen? You know what
I mean? But that's the keything. It takes both people to be
willing to work through it and figureit out. There is a philosophical response

(02:41:54):
that you they kind of in books. They talk about that you should have
two events that happened in your life, whether you're cheated on, your house
burnts down, you get fired,you get a raise, your dinner is
paid for. And that phrase isthe word all right, because no matter
what, everything will be all right. No matter what, at the end
of the day is going to beall right, and that that self talk

(02:42:16):
is so important to navigate through thehairiness of whatever the situation is good or
bad. Obviously good ones are easyto navigate, but to have the statement
of all right, to start offthe crazy train absolutely before you become a
ruma in the corner right right,that you can go all right, knowing,
oh, yes, everything will beokay, everything's always all right.

(02:42:39):
That that word right there has gotme through so much in life. All
Right, all right, all rightwhatever, Oh it'll be all right.
Trust me, I promise you.Jesus ain't gonna come back. You'll be
all right. Right. If heis, I'm not witnessing it. Right,
it's all right, everything will beall right. So I believe that.
Yeah. I don't know why thelick in the butthole and the Tarry
Manning thing trigger that question I have, But I'll tell you what. From

(02:43:01):
fucking old people fucking hole licking togetting deep, you never know what you're
gonna get, all right. Hypotheticalquestion for both of you your partner.
This may feel too fresh. Yourpartner cheats on you, huh they?
Which is worse? You find outthey had oral sex with somebody or they

(02:43:22):
licked their butt hole. You haveto choose one of the offenses they do,
Lindsey, which one do you wantthem doing? What you would yeah.
Yeah, because you're getting back together. It's gonna work out absolutely absolutely,
whicholute which, which one's your flavor? Oral? I would rather them

(02:43:45):
have a world. You'd rather themgo down on your husband, in this
case, go down on another womanin his beard. Yeah, okay,
all those vagina juice is just soakingup in there? Can it all shiny
and soft? Yeah? Yeah?What about you get world? Dude?
Come on now, I can't kissyou knowing that you've had somebody's butthole,

(02:44:07):
somebody else's butthole. One thing.We all like her own brand. Yeah,
but you know whatever, But youlike somebody else's butthole? No,
no, no, no, no, no, how about you Corbyn?
I mean I would be very hardfor me to not have a ton of
resentment. And if I have resentment, I'm a fucking piranha. So I

(02:44:33):
would rather you just eat that buttholeso I can just spew venom okay and
not have any remorse. See.The fun thing about that is is not
every girl's swallows, right, Sonot everyone lets a dude shoot a load
into their mouth. God damn,I'm just following me on this one,

(02:44:56):
Okay, So you won't, Yeah, you'll get some dicks, skin germs
and your lips or whatever. It'snot having the juice is soaking into your
your the crash your teeth where youknow that steak gets stuck when you're fucking
eating, you know, at abutt hole, but you're fucking tongue.
Is taming true? Well, however, I have to ask, as we're

(02:45:20):
working through the problems of our relationshipand your infidelity, I have to ask
a follow up question. Whereas thebutt hole one, I don't you're yeah,
you have a point there. Youknow exactly what happened. There's no
secondary level, however, you getto however, if it's your partner,

(02:45:41):
you would know if they are spitteror a swallower. All right, First
of all, your partner does thingswith other people they have never and we'll
never do with you, So thatdon't mean shit. I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, you'd like tothink that you'd know if they you know,
or spitters or swallowers, or you'llkeep that hang away from me,
shooting in my belly button, whateverthe case is. Typically when people have

(02:46:03):
cheated, they do things that theywould not do with their partner because they're
already engaged in a moment of thrill, right, and they're in a place
of vulnerability that in shame usually comesalong with it. So like they're already
way past a boundary they would everhave with you. Yeah. Maybe,
So even if it's true that theydon't swallow in your example and that scenario,

(02:46:26):
they might they might have. Yeah, yeah, and that's something you're
gonna have to deal with. Ifeel like that washes down because it's gelatinous
liquid. Yeah, but soap isa thing. Soap is a thing.
How many people do you know runa bar soap over their TONGUEUW mouthwashes,
yes, and toothpaste. Those areall real things, and those all work

(02:46:48):
in the same scenario of having somebodyelse's private part, you know, whether
it be a dick or it's what. Yeah, you know, it's still
the same thing. You can stillwash it out, but just to know
that that thing has dragged. Yeah, I hear you, I hear you.
I hear you. For the record, and all honestly, they're both

(02:47:11):
really fucking bad, like the veryeven they're very very even. I'm saying,
for the purpose of my improvisation ofassassination, I'm gonna do in a
completely unacceptable, toxic, unhealthy way. I'd rather you have licked his asshole
so I can just be so fuckingnarly ya that it'll you'll leave. Okay,

(02:47:37):
that's fair, that's fair. Iguess that's how you would handle things.
Yeah, not healthy, not good. But I would already be a
deranged lunatic because every time you closeyour eyes, you're going to see it.
Yeah yeah, but you're also gonnasee getting dick sacked or oh yeah,
we're not having sex for a whileminute, or it's gonna be really

(02:47:58):
hateful, had some good old grudgefucking yeah no, like like farfaknugan ain't
gonna exist, right right, thereare no sex, which is also horrible
and not okay, right, Yeah, I'm yeah, I would. My
cheese would be so far off thecracker. Yeah, you know, everybody

(02:48:20):
handles things differently, Yeah, andhealthy in that scenario is not one.
That's why I don't think I wouldbe able to work through it. Be
like, yeah, I'm just gonnabe a complete fucking dick, So let's
just go ahead and call it whatit is and now, yeah, and
it like you did in his fuckingass I hope he had tacos because I'm

(02:48:43):
fucking mad now and I don't evenknow why. You guys have a great week far

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