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us each and every day. Goodmorning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn,
Good morning, Gimbee. Well,good morning, We've got tickets we're gonna

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give away for star set. Camody'sSpring Fling thing is tomorrow, said Stalls
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got the que called in correctly nowhas a chance to win tickets to every
concert Camody is a part of,including VIP Weekend ro Ock Oklahoma tickets.
And Lindsay said yesterday something that Iwas like, that's right, warrant she
brought it up. I didn't eventhink about it, and that is this
winner is gonna get Aerosmith tickets.That's right. Because they finally decided,

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Hey, we're gonna go ahead anddo this peace out tour. Oh yeah,
let's go ahead and do that.I have my confidence is low,
you think so? Is it becausethey've canceled once before already, or just
because they old and they don't haveto. If you hurt your leg,

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you rehab your leg. You don'tjust start running marathons. Yeah. True.
So maybe maybe they've done you know, some smaller shows and smaller venues
and they're like, all right,guys, I think we can do this.
I think we can go on thispeace out World tour now. I

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hope they can. Yeah, Ormaybe they'll do like what the Who did
when they came back out on Whenthey came back on tour, they brought
with them a one hundred piece orchestraso they wouldn't have to do all the
work. And then like Roger Daltreytook a bit big break to save his

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vocals, and so then while hewas off stage for a little while resting
his voice, you know some otherchump saying, well, no, well
they have the orchestra, man,somebody played the violin or a cello.
I'll tell you this. When wewent and saw Paul McCartney, I was
psyched to see Paul McCartney to meetbucket list artists and got there. He

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barely played, he harmonized, didn'treally. I was like, this isn't
what I paid this money for.Yeah, I want to see Paul McCartney,
not Paul McCartney and friends. TruePete Townshend. Also he took over
for a little bit and did hissome of his solo stuff. Yeah,
I'm with Corvin on that one.If I'm paying the money to see a

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band like The Who or Aerosmith,I'm there to see them put on the
show that we're expecting them to puton, even at their old ass a.
Listen, I'll give it. Let'sdo a modern example. Okay,
if Ragement Against the Machine does atour and they do a stop and I'm
like, yeah, and they're going, Hey, Rage against the Machine is
coming to Tulsa, They're not.This is just a hypothetical scenario. Don't

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go get all excited now. AndI get my tickets and I go and
Zach plays four songs twenty minutes,and then I got to listen to Tom
Morello. Yeah, yeah, man, I'll be pissed. Yeah, Tom
Morello is a god. Not goingto see Tom Morello, right, the
old Tom Morello highly disappointed The onlyexception I personally wouldn't make, and this

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is just a given thing, okay, would be Godsmack. And I say
that because I'm paying to go seea Godsmack show. But if the rest
of the band breaks off and solelydoes some of his solo stuff, wait,
yeah, I'm in because I likehis solo stuff for one, And
I guess, I guess you'd probablyright. It's not like Sully. He's

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Godsmack, right right, It's notlike it'd be Shannon Larkin the drummer do
with some solo stuff. Fair enough. Let me give a different example.
If you present the bill that PearlJam will be in town, and I
gotta go, and they do twoPearl Jam songs and then I gotta listen
to his pan flute, I'm pissed. Yeah, by the way, same

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thing if I go and see anartist and they only play the new album,
right, yeah, I hate that. That piss is a lot of
people off. And I get it. You're on tour to push this new
album that, but we're here forthe old sing along stuff that we all
like. Play your new stuff,play, just sprinkle it in. You
don't have to douse us with it. Like it's some hot sauce or something.

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Just sprinkle a little bit in there. And who is on the peace
Out tour with Aerosmith? Yeah thosepeople? A yeah, is it the
count and Crows? Oh god,maybe they're doing it different. The Counting
Crows are on tour with the BlackCrows, the Black it's not the Black

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Crows, the Jones. Oh god, it is the Black Black Crows,
not the County Crows. Some crows. Maybe the Black Crows aren't gonna just
open, but maybe they're going tocome out later on. Oh I'll be
that too, Yeah, because they'rean opener and they should just stay the

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opener. Here's your forty minutes somethingdifferent, the Black Crow. I'm surprised
the Black Crows are opening. Ithink they could do their own shows right
now. Yeah, there's kind ofa resurgence with them. They could definitely
play the Canes or Theater lower Bowlbe okay, which they've done. Yes,
Yeah, Counting Crows makes sense,Like eh, like nobody really cares.

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All those brat frat bros are likeokay, that's what I mean.
Well, maybe that's why they're they'regonna have to do something different. Maybe
they'll play in the middle somewhere togive them a little break. Steven Tyler
can rest his vocals. I don'tknow short of run DMC, no Aerosmith,
No, first of all, No, yeah, it's not running DMC

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anymore. Right, it's just run. But also, you can't have Aerosmith
with out Stephen Tyler. You justcan't. No, No, you sure
can't. Though there are other playersthat are stars in that band. It's
like having The Stones without Jagger.It just don't work right now. I
will give you an exception that itworked for The Grateful Dead, but only

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because those fans are deranged and they'rea jam band. You don't really need
a lead singer for that forty fiveminutes for one song, you know what
I'm saying. You know, anybodycan sing Trucking' or Casey Jones or whatever.
You know, but you're right,they're frontman for a reason. That's

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like Metallica without James. You knowwhat You're gonna hear Lar saying yeah,
yeah, it's just not the sameman. Right, we're gonna get John
Mayer doing yeah. Adam Levine,No, it ain't. It ain't gonna
work. Oh good, it ain'tgonna work. Yeah, I couldn't do
it. Man, if I wantto go see Aerosmith, that's that is

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a one hundred percent bucket list show. I am contemplating putting my neck out
there on a school night. Yeahyeah, but if they're not playing the
whole time, or it's like,you know, four drum solos right as
text Sair says saw Stephen Tyler whenhe was at the joint with his country
band played ninety percent Aerosmith and saysI was fine. Answered that question with

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the statement, right, right,country band, Right, he ain't Darious
Rutger, Right, He's like allI got is his his Aerosmith songs.
By the way, you went,yeah, do you want to go see
I didn't even know you had acountry I didn't either. No, I

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knew he did some solo stuff.And if they want to call it country
because the way it sounds okay,well, but I mean, if you're
gonna go and you're gonna play ninetypercent Aerosmith and the other ten percent is
your solo jive, that sounds alittle twangy. Well did the country stuff
was it? Was it? Clearlynot? Yeah, clearly not. I

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don't even know if it if itcharted. Uh, this says that the
chart on it was it was thetop number one US Top Country albums on
Billboard. Huh, that doesn't meananything. No, you can be number
one just on name alone. That'sthe album. The lead track on it,

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there were three. Yeah, hedid Janie's Got a Gun. So
we did Aerosmith songs this country.That's what I'm gathering from what the texture
sent in. Sure, Janie's Gota Gun sounds like a country song.
Jane He's got a Gun. Okay, man's an. He moved to to

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Nashville in twenty fifteen and worked withsongwriters on new material for his album.
Love Is Your Name was the firstsong that came out for those sessions,
and April officially signed a record deal, which was for a subsidiary of Big
Machine, which, for those whoknow Big Machines a huge country label.
He explained his appreciation country music hasdeep roots Everly Brothers, Hicks, Pat's

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Klein Love and Spoonful and the songbegins with an auto harp. We're playing
this, Oh, I got itright here, You're ready excellent? Okay,
we's going to take it straight fromthe top, all right, So
here we go. This is Loveis Your Name from the country album of
Steven Tyler. That sounds like aThat sounds like a to Stephen Tyler song

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Sanya Kisses Man Away, bring YouSeed Out to Me, I've been waiting
for tell me on your stories,lease Mode, Would you consider this country?

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So? I dug into this acouple of weeks ago after we had
this conversation with what makes a countrysong? I'm sure this can be a
subjective. I'm sure you can makean argument for it. Ultimately, over
and over again, I found thesame answer of it being for to be
a country song, it has tohave some sort of steel guitar sound.
That's and a storytelling that's fair.That's fair. I don't love that definition

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because I don't know. I don'tunderstand how the steel guitar makes that difference.
And a lot of people tell storyA lot of folk songs are storytelling
right right, which is But butyou could argue folk is a is a
branch of of country music, alongwith a mat and stuff like bluegrass.
Absolutely, I feel like maybe afiddle and a steel guitar definitely make it

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a country because you don't find manyfiddle or steel guitar in rock, metal,
rap. You know what I'm saying. You know, rap songs tell
stories. Yeah, rap songs tellstories, but you don't have a steel
guitar in it or a fiddle.Yeah, but I don't. A lot
of country songs don't have fiddles,true, Todd, some of the newer
stuff doesn't. I guess you're right, but definitely, you know, steel

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guitar has got that twang. Idon't think Joe Lane has a a fiddle
in it. Johnny Cash and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. I just I hear yourpoint, and I think it's completely
valid. I just that's not ayou can't do that across the board,
right, But nonetheless that that song'sfine. It did not number nineteen on
the country chart. He doesn't soundcountry to me. It's not considered it

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hit. Stephen Tyler. Yeah,his voice is too distinctive. Absolutely absolutely,
he's and he's See this is theproblem. When you hear this conversation,
you might get offended. I amnot. He is amazing. They're
an amazing band. If I'm somebodywho's amazing like Steven Tyler, why would
I not try country, especially ifI'm a giant fan of the music world.

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Why would I not want to payhomage and have the means Yeah to
do that. Yeah, he hiressome of the best songwriters to help him
write songs for contry. He didn'twrite that song. I was gonna say
maybe, but no, no,he didn't. He didn't write that song.

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Yeah for a country, and youwent, yeah, I think it
was more I'm gonna go see StephenTyler, not for the country. I
could be wrong, not this guyfrom Adam, but you know, I
think it's more of a Hey,let's go see Stephen Tyler a Vero Smith.
Yeah, Sublime with Rome is thatone for me? Like people are
like, oh, I'm gonna gosee Sublime with Rome. I'm like,
ooh, it's not this. It'snot Sublime. No, it's Sublime with

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Rome. They're a new band andI ain't hating on them. It's their
own thing. It ain't sublime.Brad Nowell was he was Sublime, right.
That'd be like if you got everybodyfrom Nirvana together with the exception of
Kurt Cobain, and you just throwsomebody in there, You're like, this
is not Nirvana. Nirvana with AdamLevigne, you're like God boy, right,

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I'm just throwing whatever name in there. Yeah yeah, insert any artist
there. It's just not gonna bethe same. Does Queen do that with
what's his name, Adam Lambert?Did they do No? No, No,
they just call themselves Queen. Yeahyeah. They don't go Queen with
Adam Lambert. No, no,they just Queen and Adam Lambert's just like,
guys, I'm just grateful to behere, thank you. Oh no,

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dude, he was successful on hisown before that. Yeah, I
mean I guess. I mean hedid the American Idol or whatever, and
then he went straight from American Idolinto with Queen, right, No,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahyeah yeah no. Yeah, as someone
who worked at his albums, no, okay, he had moderate success at
top forty right, Okay, buthe didn't go right leave American Idol go

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right to that. Okay. Therethere was a split of time, wasn't
there talk of him doing something else? There was another band he was associated
with for a short period of time. I mean he did some share stuff,
but I mean, I don't knowwhat that means. Was there a
need for share stuff? There wasa missing part of a band, and

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then I think he was considered forthat. Possibly, I don't I listen,
I'd saying he's the man. I'msaying he didn't go straight from American
Idol straight to Queen with like,you know, a month, right,
right right? It might have beentwo years, four years maybe, So
he's been with them since twenty eleven. And when was he an American Idol

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Adam Lamberts on American Idol okay,thousand and nine, a couple of years.
Yeah, I'll default to that,that's fine. Yeah, it just
seemed like to me he went straightfrom American Idol right into Queen, you
know, because I think he didlike a Queen song on American Idol and
they're like, that's amazing. Whydon't you go ahead and jump come join

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us? And it's like, well, all right, I mean I get
to tour with legendary rock band Queen, Why the hell wouldn't I I'll take
that ticket every day. Absolutely,Also not to see him who I love
Queen. I think they may bethe best band of all time. I'm
willing to get in that argument withpeople, but I'm not going to see
him with Adam Lambert because it's justnot the same. It's not Queen Freddie

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Mercury prancing around on stage and hittingthose notes. Though Adam Lambert can get
close, is not the same,right, It's just not right. You
see him on Live Aid and howamazing he was, by the way,
so close to death, right andstill killing it and still killing it.
What it's like? Who is aforeigner or whatever? It's got the little

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lazy feller Journey, that's who itis. And he's good, he's good.
It's just not the same. I'veseen him twice actually, and he's
very very good. But he sawhim twice like he was so good.
You're like, I need to seenot Journey again. I'm just asking.
The first time my mom was intown and she wanted to see him,
so we went, and the secondtime got tickets. A girlfriend of mine

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wanted to go, and so wewent. And do you tell people no
ever really, I'm always for agood time. But anyways, good journey
with I know, but you're right, a good time. Yeah, if
you're a fan of the music,then yes it is. It's not the
music, but it's not the same. It is not the same. But

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he's good, he is definitely good. Are you gonna go see holographs.
No, why not. You're upfor a good time if you love the
music, right, your words?Very true, But no hard pass for
me. I don't think there's anybodyI would have to go like. It'd
be like my mom going, hey, I want to go see this holograph

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of Elvis. Oh yeah, you'rebeing forced to. Yeah, forced two
are obligated to h thin line becauseat that point, I mean, you
might as well just stay at homeand put it on your regular stereo and
then just put a picture up onthe wall. We're on the television or
something, you know, because that'sall you're really doing. You're just listening
to the music with a picture witha video, Yeah, a video projected

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out there on the dance or youknow, the stage or whatever. Paying
ticket prices, yes, so insane. Hey would you like to pay three
hundred dollars to go see a hologramof Elvis? I'm good, right,
They don't label it that way.They don't go, hey, do you
want to go see a movie?Yeah? I paid forty five to eighty
dollars. No, I want tosee the live thing. It's like people

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that when the Grill remember the Gorillasalternative band and they went on a tour,
right though they're not a real bandyet they are. People went to
go see them and I was likewhy, Like it's the gorillas. I'm
like, it's not. They dropa screen and they project the cartoon characters
and the band plays behind. Younever see them. Nobody got to hear

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them though, So the musicians thatmade the album are there performing, but
you don't see them. You watchcartoons. Why on God's Green Earth would
I pay concert ticket prices to gowatch a cartoon? Thought of it?
Like you watch it live? No, Because if you're a fan of the
music, what do you care?All Right, we got to take a

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break. We've got beer giving awayfor freakin' a Friday. Here's what we
want to know. What's your whatwas I thinking? Moment? Bmmmss and
what that is? Or was Dtwo nine four five. We've got a
case of course, banquet and pairof tickets. Km otis spring fling thing

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with star set. We'll take abreak and we'll be back. Telsa's Morning
Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault continues the next study seventy
five. Good morning, It's theBig Man Morning Show. Here's quick These

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are stories you may have missed inthe news. We cover them here and
put a link on our Facebook pageif you want more. On Friday we
do just the headlines. It's timefor news quakies, world news, local
news, and news that just makesyou say, what the Here's corby Gimpi
and Lindsay with What's going on newsQuakies from the Big Med Morning showing ninety
seven five Newpoole finds that fifty fivepercent of Americans trust Google more than their

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education. Well yeah, google it. That's interesting. The mother of son
with where wolf syndrome says it happenedwhen she ate a cat just trying to
day. Uh. Woman found deadin Italian church was searching for ghosts.

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Impossible, TikTok stunt. Oh God. I hate to say it, but
I feel like she kind of gotwhat she deserved. You know, you're
just out there trying to get clicksand likes, and you know, got
yourself in a precarious position, andhell, you paid the ultimate price.
I want to know what the stuntwas. Excited bride exits her wedding with

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the wrong guy. That's awesome.I love that movie. You're not my
husband or I don't want you.I want that, I don't want you.
Man pulls a Thelma and Louise inNew York and survives right at the
end where they get the yeah,round up is safe, but himp drinks

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are nefarious. In the Iowa Senate, I would rather drink a hemp drink
than round up. That's just methough. It's even not just weeds.
Roundup is not safe. No,literally causes cancer. Yeah, they multiple
lossits out there. Law student,excuse me. Law student pays one point

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seven thousand dollars to cover X ratedtattoo inked by drunken friend that looked like
a hairy penis. The friend lookslike a hairy penis. I think the
tattoo looks like a hairy Oh gotit? Yeah, yeah, Lindsay,
I'll see your hairy penis and raisingsome genitals right, Mexican newscasts duped and

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showing genitals instead of eclipse. Yeah, Lindsay and I talked about. That's
the Tommy Lee story from Wednesday.Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting communist US States.
God woman horrified after receiving thinking ofyou letter with bag of toenail clippings

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in the mail. That's awesome.What a weird thing to send to somebody
and also terrifying. Yes, yes, so nasty. I do like wonder
how long she been collecting toenails inorder to or she just like fresh clip
to tend that she have? No, no, no, If you're going
through that much, you want tomake sure you get at least a couple
of weeks. Boy, yeah,oh yeah, this story just upsets me

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greatly. Guy amputates fingers to treatbodied dysmorphia. Son of a bitch,
just chopping off fingers Willie Hill agentbecause he don't whack him. Meanwhile,
I could use those fingers, right, Greedy, you don't know how lucky
you have it. Man admits tofaking his own death to avoid paying one
hundred thousand dollars in child support.That's an insane story because he went through

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a lot of links to make thathappen. And I'm just like, bro,
you're gonna have to pay anyway,right, You're still gonna go do
other things, right, Yeah,And those guys, they get so pissed
and I'm not. I it happenedto me when I first started having to
pay child sport. Oh this isa bunch of bull crap blah blah blah.
And I tell everybody that has togo through it, you get used
to it, you figure it outand you adapt. Yeah, but beyond

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that, it's yours sponsibility exactly.Just do what's right. Breathing Yeah,
uh you me? You okay.Passenger horrified by barefoot flyers snuggling on top
of each other during flight. Thereain't nothing wrong with that. I mean,

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it's not like they were a fornicatingranked there in the seats, or
were they? True Man Sue's doctorafter mail enhancement surgery leaves him impotent.
That's going to suck. British soldiersin Kenya having unprotected sex with prostitutes as
part of initiation. No, takethat condom off, soldier. What are

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you talking about? Wow? Exwaffle house worker and stolen SUV told police
the car was a tip from acustomer. It's a pretty good story.
M h. Interesting hand signer.Hand sanitizer recalled for causing blindness. I

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don't think it goes in your eyes. Le've you got dirty eyes? True?
I've seen some things where I feltlike I needed hand sanitizer in my
eyes. Several cops investigated for antiinstitutional extremism, believing the world is ruled
by a secret, evil elite.Hmm, but it isn't dance. By

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the way, if you're a policeofficer, you're a part of the government.
You are one of them, oneof their lackeys. Last one.
Dancers sue strip club claim it forceda socialist economic system by making them share
tips. That's not safe. Ithought they tipped out anyway. I have

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no clue, but I thought theytipped out. I don't know how that
works out. I thought that allthe money I give to the stripper,
that's hers to take home. Ididn't know she has to split. I
thought, you know six other youknow women, Yeah, oh to another
women. I don't know. ButI thought they tipped out to like bar
backs and things like that guy andstuff like that. Yeah. See,
I don't know. I don't knowhow that works out. I just like

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I said, I assume it allgoes to her and her electric bill or
to help pay through college. Yeah, kids, her kids take care.
Flights diverted after passenger's dog takes acramp in the aisle. I'm not a
fan of pets on planes. That'sanother reason why they shouldn't. I mean,

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unless you medically need it. Eventhen, it's an animal, and
animals get skittish when they're nervous.I can imagine being in a tube in
the air. You know the pressure, you don't know what's going on.
So it's natural that the animal takesa deuce. Because there's there's emotional support
dogs and then there's service dogs.Right, those are two different types of

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right, right, Yeah, ifyou're emotional support dog, I don't care.
If you're a service dog, that'sa completely different thing. I have
seen how dogs help people who medicallyneed them, absolutely, absolutely, But
still there's a chance that that dogis going to take a crap in the
aisle. But I'll walk that backbecause even emotional support dog, I think
that would be a PTSD dog,Like I've seen those dogs do amazing things

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for people that have PTSD. Yeah, but so many people fake that with
the emotional support dogs, cats,animals, alligators, drafts, whatever.
I don't want to be on aplane with the draft, but I'm willing
to let those people do be stupidbecause I don't want to negate the people
that really utilize like it really helpsdie. So if you're the that's on

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you. Then, Uh, lastone I have is I really wasn't worried
us man was getting visected me asearthquake struck Scorbyn's Uh, let's see I
got twisted there. Uh, what'syour what's your what was I thinking?
Moment? BM A mess and whateverthat is to eight two nine four five.
Case of course banquet and a pairof tickets to came otis spring fling

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thing with Star said we're gonna giveaway some beer tickets. We'll come back.
Good morning. It's the Big ManMorning Show nine one eight four six,
Oh kmod can also text BM amass and then what you want to
say to eight two nine four five. Nick is on the phone with us

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as we're giving away beer friggin aFriday. We've been asking what's your what
was I thinking? Moment? Nick? How are you friend? Pretty good?
How you doing? Corvin good Man? What was your what was I
thinking? Moment? Wherever I knockedup? But the baby mama? Yeah,
what were you thinking? Were youguys together a long time? We're

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going together on an oscar for foryears and in four years you did one
time of unprotected sex. Uh no, it was many, many times I'll
soon end of the relationship. Didyou get her knocked up? I was
probably about three years in. Ohall right, yeah, I mean you're
pretty established at that point. Well, and I think you you go that

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long with unprotected sex, that's prettygood odds man. Yeah sure, yeah
man, But we're gonna hook youup. Gimp. You go ahead and
tell him exactly what he's gonna get. Your ability to make poor decisions.
Just got you a case of corsbanquet and the pair of tickets to see
star Set tomorrow night. Back toyou, cooln Hay online friend. Gibby's

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gonna get some personal info and havea fantastic weekend. Thank you too.
See what Lindsay has for Balls tothe Wall Sports. Former NFL star and

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two times Super Bowl champion Terrell Shuggswas arrested Tuesday after an alleged assault.
Records from the Maricopa County Sheriff's Officein Arizona say that Shugs was booked on
two charges, assaults and offenses againstpublic order. The charges stem from a
dispute that allegedly occurred in a Starbucksdrive through about a month ago, during

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which Shugs reportedly was seen sticking agun out of his window. Shugs was
released from police custody early I saidsoy bitch early Wednesday morning, and is
scheduled to have a status conference incourt on April twenty fifth and a preliminary
hearing on April twenty ninth. Apparentlythreatened to kill another driver. Yeah,

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get it together, people, I'mhurrying or hurry up. I need listen.
Some people are like, I needmy coffee before I do anything in
the morning. This took it alittle too far here right, yup,
Kansas City Chiefs Wide Receiver. Yeah. Courton documents say he drove away,

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he stuck his middle finger up atthe other driver and then began swearing at
Suggs, the former Baltimore Raven cardinaluh. And then he stuck a handgun
out of the driver's side window anddrove off after telling the other man,
I'll kill your bitch ass. Ohgod, a Starbucks drive through, it's

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coffee, bro which drive through feelsthe most appropriate? Chick fil A?
I'll buy a wave of a gunof somebody. No, no, no,
no, no, It's never okay, okay, but sometimes you got
to prove. Let's we always talkabout the what would be right, And
I feel like Chick fil A iskind of chaotic. It's always very busy.
It's frustrating. No, it goesso quickly though. I mean it's
a well oiled machine, one hundredpercent. Still a lot of people,

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Yeah, but it goes quick.You get one person. It's like at
the pickup line that doesn't know howit works. You're like, come on.
I feel more it would be itwould be more at like like a
tackle bell. Maybe why where's myhot sauce? I said, fire,
not mild. Yeah, but thatargument could be had at any location of
anything. I was thinking more likeJack in the box or like water Burger,

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because you're already drunk. I likethat the best. Yeah, you've
already loosey goosey there anyway. Yeah, anyone that's open, real real late,
okay, because they might be drunk. Yeah. Not Starbucks at five
am with the Charonay moms, Yeahyeah, or Corbyn. Kansas City chiefs

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wide receiver Rashi Rice appears to havelucked out and won't be facing any repercussions
for the reported eleven grams of weedfound in the crashed Lamborghini he was driving
during the six vehicle crash in Dallas, but that doesn't mean he's not at
legal risk. On Wednesday, DallasPolice announce that Rice would be charged with
eight felony count one aggravated assault,one collision involving serious bodily injury, and

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six charges of collision involving injury.The first count could result in a twenty
year jail sentence, the second aten year sentence, and the third would
max out at five Regardless of howthose legal charges pan out, reports say
that it's likely Rice will also benailed with a suspension of some kind from
the NFL. Another person involved inthe crash, SMU Wide receiver Teddy Knox,

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has now been suspended after being iddas the second driver in the crash.
Wellvon Grahams, it's like one anda half, yeah, just under,
just under, And I think they'reletting him go because that's the least
of his worries right now. Iknow he's got eight other selonies on or
whatever, So that half ounce ofpot this is like okay, I mean

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it would be hard. I thinkthat one is a little bit tougher.
The car. The cars are inhis name, so he that's where he
could get in trouble on those,Right, the weed is a little harder
to pinpoint, but still it wasin his car that's under his name,
so therefore it's his possession, youknow what I mean. It's kind of
like when you get pulled over andyour friend next to you in the passenger
seat throws his dope on the groundor on the floor board. Right,

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you're the one that's getting in troublefor it because it's your work. Hall.
The difference is you don't know whowas in that car at that time.
The scene was not secured before that. There's a time before the police
got that. You could make anargument there's too many holes and they planted
it. No, I'm not sayingthey plant I'm saying that in terms of
evidence improving, it is different thanthe example you're giving because there's a time

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when the police weren't there and thepeople that are accused were not there.
Yeah, right, right, right, So thirty five years total for all
of those but charges. He's notgoing to jail. You don't think he'll
servefl player. Nobody was seriously injured. He's already said he'll take care.
There's no reason for him to goto jail. For thirty five years insane.

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But if it were you were me, I'd be going. I also
don't think now, I also don'tthink that that would be a thing.
That's your balls to the wall sports. I'm Lindsay In ninety seven to five
Kmody, Good morning, It's theBig Mad Morning Show. Nine one,

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eight four six oh KMOD can alsotext BMMS and then what you want to
say to eight two, nine fourfive, Good morning, Lindsay, Good
morning Corbyn, and congratulations goes outto Anthony Hopton of Salina, getting himself
qualified to see them all in twentytwenty four. Pair O tickets to every

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Kmody concert for the rest of theyear, including weekend VIP tickets to Oklahoma
and those Aerosmith tickets we were talkingabout this morning. You can qualify two
coming up next hour around eight o'clockthis morning and again throughout the day with
melon from Yingling, America's oldest breweryand Tulsa's Rock Station. Ninety seven to
five KMOD, Good morning, gimbe well, good morning. If you

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like to see first responders beat thehell out of each other, got a
treat for you. It's called smokingGuns. It's going down at the bok
Center on Saturday, April twenty seventh. They fight for charity, one for
the Firefighters Burn Camp of Oklahoma,the other for the Special Olympics of Oklahoma.
Unless you can get your tickets abokaycenter dot com. Uh, we're
giving away beer friggin a Friday.What's your what was I Thinking? Moment?

(39:29):
Case of cors banquet and a pairof tickets to km Ody's Spring Fling
thing with star Set are up forgrabs. You just text your answer to
that question to us BMMS Space andwhatever that answer is to the phone number
eight two nine four five. What'syour what was I Thinking? Moment?
Lindsey, all right, so there'sprobably been a lot. Most recently though,

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was about a month ago when Ichecked out the Piano Bar downtown.
I knew better, but wasn't thinkingbecause I was in a good mood drinking
at little Bit, and then Iwas asked if I wanted a gummy,
and I know better don't mix thetwo, but I was in such a

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good mood, Sure I'll take agummy. And Kevin looked at me and
he was like, don't do it. But then that little devil on my
shoulder was like, no, youknow you want the gummy. Take the
gummy, lindsay, have a goodtime. And I took the gummy.
And by the time we were drivinghome, I knew you shouldn't have done

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that for sure, And I alreadyknew I shouldn't have done it, But
I was throwing up outside my vehiclewith me. Yeah. And when we
got home and the next morning,there's vomit on the side of my car
and my kids are like, whatis this on your car window? Mom's

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vomit? Yeah. I hate that. So someone you knew was like,
hey, do you want a gummy? Uh? Yeah, and you just
said yes and took a square orwhatever it was, yeah, and just
popped it in your mouth. That'scrazy. I know what. I know

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that they if I mix the two, I'm gonna get it. Isn't the
mixing that's the problem. You don'tknow the dosage, right. You have
no idea how strong it was,right. It could have been a hundred
milligram, you know, by thesounds of it. It wasn't a twenty
five or a five mm hm hmm. And it's and it's every time that's

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the problem with edibles. When someoneoffers an edible. I'm like, I'm
good, because unless I can holdthe package and read what's in it,
and even then that's not a guarantee. I want to make sure I'm eating
edibles I have bought and I knowwhat the dose sages on them, because
too many times have done that.And the next thing I know, I'm
asleep, which isn't necessarily a badthing. It isn't a concert, right

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it is at the dinner table.Yeah. Well, my girlfriend, she's
like, the real mild, itdoesn't matter, It does not matter.
Imagine hearing that from Gimpy. Hismild is what to you and me?
Yeah? Way above it's vomited onthe side of your car. Absolutely absolutely

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giving away beer and tickets to Kmody'sspring fling thing with star set. What's
your What was I thinking? Moment? Gimpy? All right, here we
go, somebody vive. That's somebody. That's a tough one, dude,
because I could be like, yeah, sure, what was I thinking when
I stepped on the smallest patch ofice in the parking lot? Thinking that
it would have been all right?It could have been, it could have

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been you know, uh, whatwas I thinking? Drinking so much?
You know, it's so many,so any what was I thinking moments?
But I think the one I wantto land with is probably my first motorcycle
accident, not not not the lasttwo, but the very first one.

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When I was coming home from Rocklahomaabout twenty eighteen. Yeah, you know
it. It was I knew thestorms were coming in, right and we've
been having a good time all night, and I knew. I was like,
all right, well, I knowthey're coming, but I could beat
it home. I can beat it. I can beat it because my home
is just right there, right there. It's not like I had to drive

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to Glenn Pool or anything. Itwas a Catoosa okay, So I thought,
okay, I could beat the sonof a bitch home and and hey,
listen, I've ridden in the rainbefore. It's not a big deal.
And until it is, until yourface is sliding across the highway and
you're thinking to yourself. Two thoughtsat that point in time. One what
was I thinking? Two I'm gladI decided to wear my helmet this time.

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You know, for whatever reason,maybe it was because it was gonna
rain. I put that some bitchon, And I'm glad that I did,
because you know, Yeah, sure, I messed up my only good
hand pretty good, to the pointto where my index finger is no longer
ever going to be straight ever again, it's always gonna look like a pregnant
joint, you know what I mean. So so I'm glad that you know

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my face isn't, you know,hamburger meat. Nonetheless, Yeah, very
very very very revaluable lesson learned atthat point in nine. Do you have
any vivid memories of that particular momentof that, like, like, can
you vividly remember like the bike,dude, hundred percent. So we're coming

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back. It's me and Promo Heatheron the bike and uh, you know,
we get to that big turn upthere at the uh at the hard
rock, because where I was living, Na Catusa right there, you know
where that that quick trip is rightthere by the hard rock, right,
I lived just like maybe two blocksaway from that, So again it's not
that far away. So we're goingthrough. We're blazing down four to twelve,

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trying to beat the weather, andit starts raining harder and harder and
harder, and I'm like, holycramp. All right, well I just
got I just gotta get there,just got to get to Catusa. It's
not that far away. And sowe're going and we're leaning into that turn.
We're leaning into that turn because that'swhat you do when you're in a
curve, You lean into it.And we're leaning and and I hear Promo

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Heather in the back scream at gimpie, gimpy, what's going on, Gimpy,
what's going on? Because the bikejust kept going further and further and
further, closer and closer and closerto the ground, to the road,
right, and like, your depthperception just got twisted off. And it's
raining, it's training. I havea mirrored visor on my motorcycle helmet,

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so it's tinted. Okay, badenough as it is anyway, you know,
and granted there's highway lights out thereand stuff, but still, nonetheless
totally stupid move on my part.Should have just stuck around, but nonetheless
thought I could beat the rain.So the rain's coming down harder and harder
and harder. And you know,as we're leaning into this turn, I
hear Heather, get people, what'sgoing on? Get people, what's going

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on? Hey, hey, hey, And then I stopped hearing Heather,
and that's when the bike went completelyon. You were on the side,
I was on the ground and thebike. A lot of things are going
through your mind at that point intime. One, where the hell's my
passenger at now right? Two?Holy crap, I'm going down. This

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is the first time I've ever gonedown on a bike. And the rules
about bikes are it's not if yougo down, it's when you go down.
It's going to happen regardless. Sothis was my first time doing that.
And so I've got that going throughmy head, and then a stupid
YouTube video pops into my head.I'm not lying, I'm not lying,
And it's a YouTube video of aguy on a motorcycle who laid his bike

(47:08):
over in the rain and just rodeit out. Don't tense up, just
ride it out, just slide.And that's exactly what I did. I
remember that YouTube video popped into myhead. Don't tense up, just ride
it out. So I did.And again, as my face is sliding
across the highways, I'm sliding acrossthe highway. I leave my bike.

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My bike keeps going forward, andI am like hot on its tail,
you know, and I'm sliding itweighs more so that's why it's going farther.
Absolutely, And I've got my handpinned underneath me because when I went
down, it's just just's where itlanded. Right. Luckily for me,

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I was able to get my legsout from underneath it and it didn't rip
my leg off. Okay, soI slide, got my hand underneath me.
I'm not really thinking at that pointin time. Oh damn, my
hand hurts right, you're drilling aspumped. Oh it is out there,
and I'm just only thinking I'm gladthat I have my helmet on at this
point in time. So finally cometo a stop. Finally bike's over there,

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maybe fifteen feet away from where Ifinally landed. Oh your hear's rain.
That's it. That's it. AndI get up. I get up,
and I'm like, holy cramp,what is going on? Keep in
mind, I'm in the middle ofthe highway right now, and I look
over and off in the distance,maybe a mile maybe less. I couldn't

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tell you, but I see carscoming. I see semi trucks coming.
I see headlights heading my way.Luckily for us, there were two people,
two innocent bystanders that stopped to helpus out. So I get up,
Holy cramp, what's going on?There's two dudes tending to promot head

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in the grass. I uh,all right, take my helmet off right,
just trying to get my wits aboutme. And uh, I'm like,
crap, I gotta get my bikeout of the middle of the road
or else it's going to become,you know, cause another accident. You
know, somebody's going to run intoit. So I go over there and
go to go to lift my bikeup, and I think that is when

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I snapped the tendons in my hand. And I say that because I remember
a very distinctive pop. Yeah,And when I went to go pull that
bike up and get it out ofthe middle of the road, I remember
hearing that pop and I just droppedthe bike instantly, and I was like,
hey, can I get one ofyou guys to help me get this
out of the middle of the road. Sure enough, that guy comes over,
helps me up. We pushed tothe side of the road. Da

(49:43):
da da da, And then theregoes the traffic that I had mentioned earlier.
Right anyhow, ambulance comes out andthat's after that is when it gets
a little fuzzy, you know,right, the adrenaline starts dissipating slutely,
and they've come out. They loadme and Heather up into the ambulance.

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She's, you know, cautious.Everything seems to be all right. Scrape
the hell up, I know forsure, but you know she's not dead.
So we're both in this ambulance goingdowntown. And from what she tells
me, I fainted. I'm outboom right there, like they had to
like bring me back. I don'tknow if it's because bring you back,

(50:29):
like wake you back up, wakeme back up. Okay, I don't
think I died, because bring youback implies you were dead, right,
I don't think I died, Butagain, everything was fuzzy at that point,
and and she says that I guessthey passed out and they had to
revive me, wake me up orwhatever. And I kind of remember.
I remember sitting in the ambulance andHeather's in the lay down stretcher part of

(50:49):
it, and I'm just sitting there. So they had you say okay,
wow, they had me sitting orwhatever. And I remember looking at my
hand right, and I'm like,that's pretty gnarly. It's all dashed open.
I could see the bones of myhand, the white bones in my
hand, and I was like,well, that's cool, and I start
messing around with my hands because I'venever seen the inside of my hand work

(51:12):
before. So and it could havebeen the blood, the amount of blood
that I had going on that causedme to pass out, the adrenaline,
dumb all that stuff, just maybeall the one time caused me to and
I was done. They brought meback and then I woke up and I
was in the hospital. Dad dada da. Next thing you know,
nurses are taking off all my clothes. And yeah, not as exciting as
I thought it would be, youknow, but it was. It was

(51:35):
definitely a what was I thinking?Moment? And since then I ain't messing
with that jive. I got caughtin the rain the other day coming back
from the Drillers game, and I'mjust I'm grandma on that son of a
bitch down the road. I waswondering if you made it back for a
downpourn. I only got a littlewet. It wasn't downpouring, but I
mean it was still enough to makeme say, God, damn it,
this sucks. Uh So you're inthe hospital and I imagine you're going in

(52:00):
and out of consciousness. They probablygot some pain pills. What was the
point, like the it hit youare like, oh, like, this
isn't awesome. I think when everythinghit me after it was all said and
done. You know, when Iwhen I was in the hospital and I'm
laying there and the doctor comes in, I was just like, hey,
can't you just stitch me up andsend me home? You know, this

(52:22):
is a bunch of hooey. Ididn't realize that I had severed those tendons
or whatever snapped those tendons, andthe doctor was like, yeah, we
could totally do that, but yousee those two things, and she's got
her little pin or a little pinand she starts flicking my tendons right and
she's like, you see those righthere. I was like yeah. She's
like, uh, if we don'tfix that, you're gonna lose that hand
completely. And then I was andthat's when I told her, well,

(52:44):
it's my only good hand, soI guess you gotta do is what you
gots to dos. So they takeme in, they do the surgery,
and it was the next day afterI'm cast it up, you know,
others still in the hospital dealing withthat jive, right, But her friend
ended up giving me a ride home, and uh, it was when I

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got home and I've got this hugecast on my hand when everything hit me
and I was like, oh god, damn it. What was I thinking?
Your bike? Who took care ofyour bike? Like? Who dealt
with your bike? Uh? Recordservice come picked it up? Okay,
towed it off somewhere, and thenthat next day my brother and his neighbor
went and got it from the fromthe lot. Yeah. Yeah, harsh

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lesson learn Remind me did you justmisswork that month? Because there's there's a
discrepancy in my brain of did youmiss work because of what happened? Or
was it a don't come to work? Ooh no, Okay, so it
was definitely not coming to Rockklahoma becausethat happened on the Friday night at Bronklahoma.

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Correct, and we were supposed tobroadcast live that Saturday. So correct
like, don't come to rock Homeat all whatsoever? Get you're not welcome
you pretty much basically. Yeah,but I did come to work head hung
in shame that Monday. Yeah,I couldn't remember. I couldn't remember,
because to imply that the boss wasnot happy would have been a dramatic understatement,

(54:15):
huge understatement. I lost so much. I lost every remote that I
could have possibly done that summer.I had a podcast going lost that had
the hardly days of May. Youcan't come to that, you know what
I'm saying. I lost a lot. He punished me. Good. Yeah,
I've said it before. You're luckyto get fired. Oh, absolutely,

(54:36):
because the summer work event and youhad an employee. Absolutely, I'm
very very gracious. Yeah. Anyway, anyway, I think, what's your
what was I thinking? Moment?You think that was bad? Went to
your mind? Case? Of course, banquet and a pair of tickets came
out. He's spring fling thing withstar sat Did you eat an edible?
I did not. I did not. I was gonna pick when I first

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got married, my first marriage,and then something just reminded me, because
I'm still feeling it is when Ifell to the attic. He knows you
can't step on the wall. Ididn't think I stepped on drywall. It's
one of those things where I putmy foot down and the next thing I

(55:22):
knew I was in the house holdinglike barely holding on to a across across
timber, and like I fractured mypelvic bone my pubic bone. There's a
difference in two spots. Tore myhamstring, I'm still dealing with pain,

(55:42):
messed up my knee that they're like, well, we're just gonna have to
see how it is in a year. If you might need surgery, you
might not. We'll see where weare in a year. And yeah,
all just to get something from mywife that had nothing to do with me,
right, I didn't need to do. Have you helped her? Since?
Of course? Have I gone intothe attitude that my next question next?

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No, no, but I'm supposedto go get some stuff. But
I may make my oldest do it. Yeah, sure you can step on
that. You're light, Yeah,she's light enough. Yeah, it'll be
fine. She's young. Kids bonesat that age feels so fast. Absolutely
right. We want to know fromyou, what's your what was I thinking

(56:28):
moment? BM A mess and whatthat was to eight two, nine,
four five case course, banquet andpair of tickets came oty springkling thing with
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what's your what was I thinking?Moment? To the phone number eight two,
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(56:58):
Morning Show giving away beer. What'syour what was I thinking? Moment?
Case of course, bene quitting apair of tickets to Camodies Sprinkling Thing with
Star Set is Saturday. We're gonnagive away some tickets right now. Let's
play a game. Wow, youhave to take on Lindsay, and Lindsey
is just barely stopping people from winningtickets. You'll call up at nine one,

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eight, four to six, ohkmod you'll decide what category numbers,
percentages or averages. You get fivequestions from Gimpi. She'll step out the
room so she won't hear them.She'll then return when you're done. Get
the same five questions. Whoever's theclosest to the answer is winning those tickets
to Camodi's Spring Fling Thing with StarSet That is Saturday at the Tulsa Theater.
Let's go to the phone. Goodmorning, you're on the air.

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What is your name, Ryan,Ryan? How are you today? I'm
good, sir. How Are yougood? Ryan? What category do you
want? Numbers? Percentages or averages? Let's do averages? Average? Is
it is? It's five questions fromGIMPI just do the best you can and
then Lindsay will return it gets thesame five questions. Are you ready?

(58:07):
I am? Here? We go? I forgot which questions these are?
Have been so long? All right? Ryan? A prairie dog has an
average weight of how many pounds?A prairie dog has an average weight of
how many pounds? Eight pounds?Eight pounds? All right? Ryan?
A male excuse me? The malealligator has an average length of how many

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feet? The male alligator is anaverage length of how many feet? Five
feet? Five feet? All right? Ryan? The average lifespan of a
gorilla is how many years? Fortyforty years? All right? Ryan?

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What is the average age of deathfor humans in the United States? What
is the average? Seventy six?And last one here? Ryan, the
bald eagle has an average wingspan ofhow many feet? Uh and a half?

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Three? Just give me a solidnumber, man, Let's be four.
Go rounding it up to pour allright? All right, Linday's gonna
come back in and get the samefive questions. And uh, yeah,
we'll see how she does. Andare you ready, Lindsay, Yeah,
Lindsey, A prairie dog has anaverage weight of how many pounds? A

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prairie dog, We'll say not.The Urban dictionary does thirty pounds. Thirty
pounds, yeah, Lindsay. Themale alligator has an average length of how
many feet? The male alligator hasan average length of how many feet?
Seventeen feet? All right, Lindsey. The average life span of gorilla is

(01:00:00):
how many years? Ummm, fortygive me a different number, forty five,
forty five, all right, Lendsey. What is the average age of
death for humans in the United States? Uh? Eighty seven, eighty seven,

(01:00:28):
all right, Lendsy. Last one, the bald eagle has an average
wingspan of how many feet? Five? No, four feet, give me
a different answer, five feet,five feet all right? All right.
How do you think she did that? Ryan? Alright, I don't know.
I think we're pretty close on bothof them. All right, let's
find out. Give you a questionone. When the question was asked,

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A prairie dog has an average weightof how many pounds? Ryan? Set
eight, Lendsey said, the biggestguy, damn prairie dog known size of
a dog. That's a little aren'tthey the thirty pound prairie dog. Only
that's big, bigger than most toddlers. The answer is three, right,

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so Ryan, you're up one tonothing. You need three. Told them
to win those tickets to Kimody's sprinklingthing with Star said. Here's question two
is to number two, the malealligator as an average length of how many
feet? Ryan set five feet.Lindsay said seventeen feet sounds a little more
realistic than your thirty pound prairie dog. The answer is eleven feet. Eleven

(01:01:44):
feet. That was actually a tie, so it's a poosh. So it's
one to nothing. Ryan stell,all right. Three. Question three,
the average lifespan of a gorilla ishow many years? That's the question.
Ryan set forty Lindsay set forty fiveyears and the answer is forty years.
Yeah. Ryan got that one perfectly, so he's up two to nothing and

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he needs one more. Question four. Question is what is the average age
of death or humans in the UnitedStates? Ryan said seventy six Lindsey City
seven eighty seven. We're living alot longer people are, never mind.

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The answer seventy cent Yeah, Ryan, congratulations man, you're getting those tickets
to Camody's Sprinkling Thing with Star Set. Brother excellent contestants air hang on the
line, handline, so give youcan get your info. Last one,
last one. The bald eagle hasan average wingspan of how many feet?
Ryan said four feet? Lindsay saidfive feet and the answer is six.

(01:02:47):
Lindsay gun on the board. Soit doesn't matter though Ryan got those tickets.
Came otis spring Fling Thing with StarSet is tomorrow night at the Tulsa
Theater. Get your tickets Tulsa Theaterdot com. We're giving away beer when
we come back to get you.Text to us, what's your what was
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(01:03:08):
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(01:04:00):
what was I thinking moment? Gettinga married woman pregnant? Getting We couldn't
hear you getting a married woman pregnant? Okay, I'm okay, you weren't
married to this person? Oh andand uh were you married at the time?

(01:04:23):
No? Not because I could atthat time. You know what I
mean? How did you meet thismarried woman? I was doing GD classes
and he was up there. I'veseen everybody kind of haul out of it,
and I'm like, okay, welllet me shoot my shot to what's
up? One thing? Lets another? Okay. I get really annoyed when
people say one thing led to anotherbecause I feel like you're skipping over all

(01:04:44):
the detail, all of it.So, so when you say how long
did it take you from when youshot your shot to when you had sex
with her? Same day? Wow? The same day? Yes? How
okay? Tell me the magical thingyou said? Oh no, I'm just
really talking to you, you knowwhat I mean? Kind of making a
really you know what I mean?No, I don't know what you mean.

(01:05:11):
Well, it's been over ten years, my man, so I can't
really remember all that details, youknow what I mean, ever since then
I got married. So sure.But so you're in And was she older
than you? Were the same ageas you? Oh, she was very
older than me. I was onthe eighteen and she was twenty seven.
I mean that's not way older,but yeah, almost ten. And so
you're different. And so you're like, hey, baby, you want some

(01:05:32):
of this eighteen year old boy?Noah. I told her, I'm like,
you met John You want to meetJohnny? Oh? God god?
And she went, hell, yeah, yeah man? And did she see
it? And so she you went, we went back to your mom's house?
Oh no, No, I hadmy own apartment, and so you

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go, hey, do you wantto go back to my apartment? Yep,
and we did, and we didkind of had a little relationship going
on there here and there, andshe ended up getting pregnant and she told
me she didn't know whether it washer husband or mine, and I kind
of met up their relationship, Ican only imagine. So did you ever
find out if it was yours?Or not an episode is that I haven't

(01:06:18):
seen her, so who knows tobe real? So you may have a
kid floating out there, yes,possibly, and that doesn't bother you at
all. Oh, I barked mea lot, but I'm very man now,
you know what I mean. It'shappening. I still don't know what
you mean when you say that youyeah, right on, Okay, Gimpy
go ahead and tell him exactly whathe's gonna get. I don't know what

(01:06:41):
Corman was thinking when he decided tostart making his own cleaning products. You
could literally buy them at the grocerystore. Here's a case of cars banquet
and pay her tickets, Kodi springfling thing. The store said back to
you, guys, Jonathan, hangon the line. You gotta talk to
Gimpede. Try not to get himpregnant. He's got to get some infoo
from he's got some magic formula.All right, Let's see what's a gimpiece

(01:07:05):
four by four? Well, Colvin. It says here that the Biden administration
moves to close guns show loophole.According to ag Merrick Garland, he said
yesterday that a new federal rules willexpand the definition of licensed firearm dealers and
sharpened existing enforcement measures to ensure backgroundscreenings are carried out in more gun sale

(01:07:30):
locations. The Justice Department estimates thatthere are around twenty three thousand unlicensed firearm
dealers in the US who will nowbe required to complete background checks when selling
guns. Hard hitting news right here. New York City, New York shitty
considering rat birth control not in Arizona. The New York Times reported the city

(01:08:00):
Council is introducing legislation that calls forthe distribution of salty pellets that sterilize both
male and female rants. Two neighborhoodsexcuse me, two neighborhoods would be targeted
under this pilot program. The cityhas unsuccessfully tried similar methods in the past,
but wants to give it another shotdue to improvements in the city's handling

(01:08:23):
of garbage, as well as advancementsand rack contraceptives little mousey condoms? Are
you gonna put one on them?Not it? Right? Well? I
could be wrong. I don't thinkthey have pockets or wallets, right?
What else we got here? TSAreports more than fifteen hundred firearms intercepted so

(01:08:46):
far in twenty twenty four and it'sonly April. The Transportation Security Administration says
over fifteen hundred firearms have been interceptedat airports across the country so far this
year. If the trend continues,use it'll be on track to be just
slightly lower than last year's record settinggoal. The TSA is reminding travelers that

(01:09:08):
if you want to fly with afirearm, you need to keep it unloaded
and in a hard sighted the caseand declare it to the airline when checking
a bag. Guns are not allowedat security checkpoints. And then, lastly
here, Oklahoma state lawmakers are workingon a bill that would create criminal penalties

(01:09:29):
on illegal immigrants. Leaders in theHouse and Senate announced the joint legislation yesterday.
It comes after Attorney General gentting OrDrummond urged lawmakers and marched to pass
the law that would enable law enforcementofficers to arrest illegal immigrants. House Speaker
Charles McCall said that the goal ofthe proposed law is to make Oklahoma the

(01:09:51):
least attractive states in the nation forillegal immigrants. Well, it now appears,
according to a federal affidavid filed yesterday, that shohe Otani's interpreter might have

(01:10:16):
stolen way more than the four pointfive million that was initially reported. Federal
investigators now believe that Missuri Mizupara gotaway with more than sixteen million dollars from
Otani's accounts over a two year periodto allegedly pay off the illegal gambling debts.

(01:10:36):
The FEDS are now accusing him ofbank fraud, which can come with
a maximum fine of one million dollarsand up to thirty years in prison.
In a news conference, US AttorneyMartin Estrada emphasized that mister Otani is considered
a victim in this case and hadno involvement beyond that. Misuhara is expected

(01:10:57):
to be arraigned in US district courtsthis afternoon. Except he's guilty of being
stupid. He took his interpreter withhim to go open his bank account,
which makes sense, yeah, right, but then let his interpreter fill out
the forms and put his name onthe account. Even so, we make

(01:11:18):
this assumption. These people get millionsof dollars and they surround themselves with smart
people. You would think that didnot happen in this case. People are
people. I wonder how long heknew him before he trusted him to do
these things. Some cultures, I'mnot saying this one, but some cultures

(01:11:39):
believe I trust you until you giveme a reason not to. Yeah.
I think that's sixteen million reasons notto. Absolutely, Yeah, the NFL
may have to reintroduce itself to thegreatest of all time. During an appearance
on The Deep Cut podcast, TomBrady said he's not opposed or returning to

(01:12:00):
if a team called him in theevent of an injury. The San Francisco
forty nine Ers, New England Patriots, and the Vegas Raiders were teams that
were mentioned. Brady did acknowledge thatthe league might not let him play if
he becomes an owner of an NFLteam. The seven time Super Bowl champion
reached an agreement with Raiders owner MarkDavis in May of twenty twenty three to

(01:12:21):
join the organization's ownership group. Healso has plans to work as a sports
broadcaster at Fox Sports this summer.We'll see if he can make it.
They're doing that camp right now.ESPN holds a camp where they helped broadcast
like guys converting over to Learn,and that camp's going on this week.
So he's not coming back. Thechance No, it just ain't happening.

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Though he may be staying in shape, he may even be throwing balls.
I also wouldn't be surprised if somebodygot hurt and they brought him in,
but he would be on his termsin the team. He would want to
Yeah, don't see him doing itfor the Browns. No, well,
the Panthers. Right well, Ithink that's exactly what he was saying.
Like there's a few selects. No, I would. I think he was

(01:13:10):
just being he's like the worst dryhumor guy ever. I think he was
just saying it, just trying tobe funny. Yes, or misses it.
He's bored. Of course he missesit. It's been a part of
his life since he was eighteen oryounger, so of course he misses it.
And that's your bass with the WallSports, I'm lindsay in ninety seven

(01:13:31):
five kmo D, Good morning,it's the Big Man morning shown six oh
kmo D the one I wanted totake. Can also text BM mass and

(01:13:55):
then what you want to say toeight two nine four five we're giving away
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got corn coming to the Boka Centerthis October twenty third. Tickets are on

(01:14:20):
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Hey, good morning. If you'relooking for a fun way to get in
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(01:14:40):
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say, and then it gets sentto us and then well we'll listen to
it and may or may not playit back. Congratulations or an order as
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(01:15:01):
every concert. KMOD is a partof UH including VIP. We can Rockaholma
tickets another chance coming up here verysoon. It's not connecting. Oh oh
no, we can do the alternative, all right, and that's where you
know, we asked the questions andif you get the question wrong, then

(01:15:23):
everybody else on the show gets toslap you right in the face. No
tortillas, no tortillas, saying yourother show, I got it, it
worked cool, right, So Gimbywent last last week, so he's gonna
draw the first person that's gonna gofor taser time trivia. We've got electrocal

(01:15:43):
apparatus that will get attached to us, and then you've got to try and
answer questions. You have three chancesto not get shocked. If you get
them incorrect, you're getting shocked.First person going is Lindsey. See,
I will read if you want to. Oh yeah, give me that remote,
big fellow. So Gimpy is gettingit ready as Lindsay is attached big
envelopes this time. Okay, yeah, I think we ran out of region.

(01:16:06):
That does not surprise me. Aroundhere, we're focused on the big
things, like yeah, all right, So we've got three questions and we
have these done from outside the studio. Are you ready, Lindsay? Question

(01:16:26):
one, tigers are native to whichcontinent? Tigers are native to which continent?
Uh, Africa Africa is your finalanswer. Okay, tigers are native
to which continent you said Africa?The correct answer is Asia, Yeah,

(01:16:57):
lions or Africa tigers as I havehigh confidence in this next question for you,
Oh, question two, Back tothe Future is set in what town?
Back to the Future is set inwhat town? And you have high
confidence for what why? You likemovies? We talk about movies. You've

(01:17:19):
mentioned how good this movie is.Yeah, what town? Though? Do
they ever really mention their tone?Back to the Future is set in what
town? Back to the Future.Oh, by the way, it's probably
going to do this. Please makesure your phone's turned over. Please make
sure you're texted. I know thatI warranted. I am warrant. I

(01:17:42):
know, but I'm warranted to sayI'm warranted to say it. I Back
to the Future is set in whattown. I don't ever remember them saying
what town they were from, ifif they ever did, I know that
they take it in front of microphonefor me. Thanks. Sorry, I

(01:18:05):
feel like, uh, somewhere upnorth or why they got to be out
north, or somewhere in California,like a like a Burbank or Hollywood or

(01:18:31):
somewhere in California. Back to theFuture is set in what town? Or
maybe in Illinois. It could beMassachusetts, it could be it could be
Hell, it could be in Floridasomewhere. Oh wait, she had an

(01:18:51):
epiphany. Back to the Future isset in what town? And there were
is baseball? I love the wayher brain works. Just baseball, I
don't know. I'm sure there wasbaseball played in that town at some point
in time. I don't remember themovie right, Well, maybe that it

(01:19:15):
was in the second one. Maybeback to the Future is set in what
town? Let's go with Cleveland.Final answer. Sure, back to the
Future is set in what town?You said, Cleveland? Do you know
the answer to this? No,man, The only thing that I could

(01:19:38):
think of is Sunny Veil. Butthat's the trailer park that the trailer park
boys are in. So but theother thing is it's Twin Pines because of
the Twin Pines mall, right,and then when they come back, it's
the Lone Pine mall. But Idon't think that's the name of the town
though. They say the town alot because they go to prompt they go
to the Dancer to the Stars,right, they talk about the high school

(01:20:00):
a lot back to the future issaid, in what time? You said
Cleveland? Correct answer is Hill Valley. Making it short and sweet on that
one. The next one's not gonnabe some nice this one. What did
I say a minute ago? Isaid, I had a lot of confidence
in you, and that didn't workout. Wow, this one I have

(01:20:23):
zero confidence in nice. So maybe, but I was wrong on the other
one. So who was the presidentduring Apollo thirteen mission? Who was the
president during the Apollo thirteen mission?Eisenhower? Eisenhower's you're getting Wow. Usually
it takes a little bit more forthe engine to go. Eisenhower final answer.

(01:20:46):
Yes, that was the first onethat came to my mind. I
love that. Who is the presidentduring Apollo thirteen mission? You said,
Eisenhower, do you know Gimbi?Is it tricky Dicky? Oh? Richard
Nixon? They correct answer is Nixon. That was a little bit longer.

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I get that sometimes, Yeah,I I I can't because I remember in
the movie or whatever they had him, they had him like it was like
could tell you know, he's youknow, broadcasting to the the nation or
whatever. That's the only reason Iknew that one. Yeah, Lindsay's gonna
pick the next person. It's fine, pick the next person here, that's

(01:21:29):
gonna go for taser time trivia andit is okay, all right? How
about was that gonna be like thethird or fourth week that you're gonna be
last? Yeah? Because I knowit was last last week and the week
before that, so yeah, whynot? And hopefully I won't get some
stupid ask questions like which date hasthe most borders? Yeah, yeah,

(01:21:49):
you got you gotta hate those questions. Oh man about geography? Yeah yeah,
all right, yeah, she gotthe thing to our jihanda. Yeah
all right, so uh we're gettingall set here. Hey, she just
shocked me. So sorry. Yougotta pay attention. You gotta pay attention.

(01:22:14):
You gotta pay attention. Duh.Hit the in a row. Come
on, girl, I did thesame thing once. It's okay, okay,
thank you. It happens. Itsucks, but it happens. Yeah,
not cool. So I tell youwhat. I'll tell you what if
it's all right with lindsay, sinceshe's fine, will make it right.

(01:22:35):
Okay, fine, fine, Iwas gonna try to make it right.
But you appreciate that, yes,are under the assumption that she is ready
because she's already act you wait,it works, Corbyn. Question here is
how many children are in the vonTrapp family in the sound of music?
You like your musicals? I doso. How many children are in the

(01:22:55):
bond Trapp family is a good question. I like this question. I'm not
I'm not confident my answer, butI like this question. This is a
good question for something like this.Yeah, for sure, okay, von
Trapp family. How many children?I'm gonna say three? Final answer?
Three is your final answer? Yeah, do you know this, lindsay no,

(01:23:20):
I have never seen the sound ofmusic music not. The hills are
alive with the sound of I knowall the songs from the sound of music.
Yeah, I've seen an only asmall handful of times. And it's
not It's all right. I feellike it might be two. But three
is my final answer, said three, and you're just your final answer.
The answer to how many children arein the von Trant family and the Sound

(01:23:41):
of Music is seven? Oh no? What was the Oh no, you
sounded very confident and okay, yeah, all right? Question two number two?
Oh, they you should know thisone. You should know this one.
I know this trick. No,seriously, he should know this one.

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And you'll find out why in justa second. All right, the
question Corbin number two. In thecar industry, because you're a huge motorhead,
what does bm doub stand for?You own one? You should know
this. In the car industry,what does b m W stand for?

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I'm gonna say British Motorworks, Britishmotor final answer. In the car industry,
BMW stands for Bavarian Motorworks Bavarian becauseit's German. Well that kind of
hit me, but then you realizethings move around a lot, right the
Bavarian. Yeah, they make goodpretzels. All right? Question three?

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All right? Who was the firstAmerican in space? Cormyn? Who you're
a space nerd? Who was thefirst American in space? Then a name,
a first name is popping. Thisis a trick question, right,

(01:25:15):
because a plane went up into spacefirst and then came back down before a
rocket went into space. They wantedto make like prove that it could happen.
So who was the first American inspace? I want to say Glenn
Fry would be the obvious wrong answer. Glenn Fry wasn't he went the Eagles

(01:25:36):
or something? Right? Who wasthe first am? JN? Glenn final
answer. John Glenn final answer.The first American in space was Alan Shepherd.
No, no, Alan Shepherd.I don't even know who the hell
Alan Shepherd is. He's the firstAmerican in space. I've never heard the

(01:25:59):
name. Yeah, So congratulations bothof you got it. You went three
for three. I went three forthree. Well, gimb go three for
three. We're gonna find out whenwe come back. We want to know
from you. What was your whatwas I thinking? Moment? A case
of course banquet and a pair oftickets came out the spring Flink Thing with
star Set. Take a break andwe'll be back. Rush four of The
Big Mad Morning Show is next ninetyseven five. Good morning, It's the

(01:26:39):
Big Mad Morning Show. Nine oneeight four six, oh kmod can also
text BMMS and then what you wantto say to eight two nine four five.
We are giving away beer for freakinga Friday. What's your what was
I thinking moment? Case of coursebanquet and a pair of tickets to km
odes spring Fling thing with star setcould be yours. Make sure you get
it over to us BMMS and whatthat is to eight two nine four or

(01:27:01):
five. Lindsay and I both wentwe both got shocked three times, and
Gimbey's going last again. We'll seeif he will get shocked three times.
Are you ready, Impeah, Iguess I doubt he's gonna get shocked three
times unfortunately. Fun Let's have thequestion then, Question number one in Greek
mythology, who was the god ofthe sea? Oh, Greek mythology,

(01:27:29):
god of the sea? I believewould be Poseidon. Final answer, that
is the final answer in Greek mythology? Who was the god of the sea?
You say posided? The correct answeris Poseidon. Didn't We just have
a variation of that question last weekwhere I said the wrong one and I

(01:27:50):
even remember you going no, itwas Poseidon. Oh, I have no
idea. I have no idea,but my for whatever reason, it was
in my brain and I was justabout to get shocked even though I knew
the answer was right. I've beentrauma by this thing anyway. Number two,
Question two, what is the largestvenomous snake in the world? Oh,
the largest venomous snake in the world. The king cobra is is what's

(01:28:16):
pointing. It's what's screaming in myhead right now. To be quite honest
with you. I don't know alot about snakes. I know, I
know corba, I mean shocking,I I have, I've handled a few,
but I don't know knowledge wise.Okay, and it's the western diamondbag

(01:28:44):
ratt snake. But for whatever reason, the King Cobra is sticking out in
my head. So let's just forat the risk of being shocked. King
Cobra the largest venomous snake in theworld. You say, king that's your
final answer, Yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, King Cobra
is correct. Son of a Wow. Yeah, diamondback questern diamond back doesn't

(01:29:08):
make sense? Yeah yeah, wow. I surprise myself on that one.
They're not venomous. They just theyjust don't want buns. Question three.
Which Peanuts character Peanuts p Nuts alwaysplays the piano. Oh, that's fun,

(01:29:36):
that's fun. Let's see, let'sgo through the rolodex of pe Nuts
characters. You got Charlie Brown,that's the main one. You got Snoopy
Lucy is the one that gives theadvice all the time. The doctor is
in pig Pen. Well, he'sthe dirty one that always has his be

(01:30:00):
with him and has that cloud ofdust falling behind him. We all have
a pig pen in our life ora woobee No, And then you got
to lesbian and I forget her name, but she doesn't play. She doesn't
play the piano or the organ.Oh and I can't remember her name.

(01:30:23):
But she's insignificant. She's the onethat she's the bitch, the one that
always pulls the ball from Charlie Brownevery time he goes to kick it.
And then you've got Linus. Linusis the one you're forgetting one too,
oh snoopy. And then you've gotWoodstock you're for And I'm sure I am
forgetting one's sister Patty or Patty's thelesbian. Yeah, but either way,

(01:30:49):
Linus is the one that plays thepiano. Is that your final answer?
I guess the only one I canthink of? Peanuts character? Do you
know the answer? Yes? WhichPeanuts character? Always Peanuts puts nuts?
Which penis character? What I said? Peanuts always plays the piano? GIMPI

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says Linus, Gorbyn, Who isit? Just give the answer? Schroeder?
Plase, who the hell Schroeder?According to this piece of paper,
it's who Schroeder? Google that nobodyknows who Schroeder is. Where's my phone,

(01:31:36):
I left it in there. Yeah, sure enough. I thought that
was Linus. Yeah, okay,shock me baby, yeah, he Well,
who's just shocked me? God,damn no, who's Linus? Then?
Yeah? Yeah I heard that one. Yeah, you had the right

(01:31:59):
vision. Yeah, pig Pen didn'thave the woman. No, pig Win
was the dirty kid. Linus wasthe bibby kid. Sally was the sister.
Sally was the sister. Patty wasthe lasbian. Yeah, sandal girl.
Yeah, Schroeder, great question.Wow, the questions are really good
this week. Yeah, that wassolid. I thought I had that one

(01:32:20):
wrapped up. Man, all threeof them. I did two. Damn
man. Yeah your confidence you gotso Yeah, for sure I would have
said line is too so Yeah,okay, cool, Well now I know
Schroeder not on my radar. Schroeder, Schroeder on your radar. By the
way, for anybody that's that iswas not born in the seventies. Charlie
Brown is a series of cartoons basedout of a comic book strip. Comic

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book, a comic strip was somethingin a newspaper. A newspaper is what
your parents used to line the cage? Are they just let it sit in
the back of the seat of thecar. Schroeder, Yeah, what an
asshole? What sure? What wasI thinking? Moment? A case of
course banquet and a pair of ticketsto Camody's Spring Fling Thing with Star set,
We're gonna give away some beer comingup. If you answer this question

(01:33:08):
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And what that was or is toeight two nine five More of The Big
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(01:33:55):
what was your what was I thinking? Moment? A case of course
banquet and a pair of tickets toKamodes including Thing with Star said, let's
go to the phones. We're good. Rachel is on, Hey Rachel,
how are you good? How areyou good? Rachel? What's your what
was I thinking moment? So lastyear I was going to pick up my

(01:34:16):
son from school. I was runninga little late, and we live out
in Talala. I don't know ifyou've ever heard of it. It's fine.
Yeah, it's way out there.So there's a lot of back roads
and crazy ditches off the road.We were driving. It was myself and
my five year old daughter and IShe was complaining of an earache, and

(01:34:39):
so I was looking for a paperto write down her doctor's number, and
I happened to look down and Iwasn't paying attention, and we went off
the road. And it was onforty one ten road, just this little
back road, and hit a andI flipped the car and completely told the

(01:35:04):
car, obviously, and we hitone of the trees out on some farm
and uprooted the tree. And luckilythere was a older man who was behind
us. That's all the whole thing, because we're like out in the middle
of nowhere, and he called theambulance. I couldn't we couldn't get out,
myself and my daughter, we couldn'tget out of the car because we
were flipped on the driver's side andthat's where she was was on, you

(01:35:29):
know, the driver's side and theback, and so we had to wait
there until the ambulance came and hadto pull us out of the back windshield.
Wow. Yeah, And how olddid you say your daughter was?
She was five? Luckily she didn'tshe had a bruise on her head.
I got, obviously some pretty badbruises. That was the first accident I've

(01:35:56):
ever gotten into. I'm thirty sixyears old. He go hard, get
it? Yeah right? It wasterrifying, and honestly, I felt so
terrible afterwards. I hated myself fora long time. But I'm luckily I'm
such a stickler on putting children inthe car seat the right way, making
sure the chess clip is where it'ssupposed to be. They're tight in there,

(01:36:18):
and I don't mess around with that. And I have no doubt that
that car seat saved her life thatday. And how what was it like
getting in the car again with yourdaughter? Ah? So yeah, I
had to. Obviously my car wastolld so I had to drive my husband's
truck the next day because I stillhad to take my kids to school.

(01:36:40):
And it was terrifying. I drivepast that dang tree that I uprooted every
single day, multiple times a day. I mean, that tree is just
laid over and dead and completely uprooted. Wow. That that is a crazy
story. I can't imagine the feelingyou get if you think about it too
long, like it goes through yourmind. Right. Yeah, I try

(01:37:03):
not to think about you know,just because I didn't see the way that
she you know, that impact ofthe crash on her. Obviously, Thank
goodness I didn't because I think thatit would still give me nightmares. But
I mean we I like, giveyou said this morning, how I've always
heard like you don't tense up whenyou get in the car wreck, and

(01:37:26):
I just we kind of just wroteit out. I mean I saw when
it was coming, you know,I looked up and I was like,
here we go, and we wentoff the road, and I kind of
just let myself go loose, andit was terrifying. Yeah, I can
only imagine right on, Gimbie,tell her exactly what she's gonna get.
You know. I decided to forna gate what the fucking bus? And

(01:37:48):
wait several years of my life?What was I thinking? I have a
case of kurzban witting a bear.Tickets to star sit at the Tulsa Theater
Back to you call me Shell.Thanks for sharing that story and hang on
the line so Gimpie can make surehe has your info. Okay, thank
you so much, my girl,don't go anywhere. Let's see what Lindsay
asked for. Balls to the ballSports. Caitlyn Jenner has just two words

(01:38:23):
after the death of OJ Simpson.Oh God, good riddance. She posted
that on social media Thursday morning,after news broke that Simpson had died from
cancer at the age of seventy six. Jenner is long believed Simpson was responsible
for the murders of his ex wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend
Ronald Goldman, back in nineteen ninetyfour. He was acquitted in ninety five,

(01:38:44):
but later held civilly liable. Jenner'sthen wife, Chris Jenner, was
a friend of Nicole Brown Simpson andhad also been married to Robert Kardashian,
one of Simpson's defense attorneys. Apair of drivers are hoping to carry over
dominant performances into Fort Worth this weekend. Denny Hamlin and William Byron have traded

(01:39:06):
wins over the past four races.Heading into the Auto Trader Echo Park Automotive
four hundred on Sunday afternoon. Byronis coming off a cookout four hundred win
at Martinsville, while Hamlin took homethe checkered flag in the Toyota Owners four
hundred at Richmond the weekend before.Hamlin is third in the NASCAR Cup Series

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standings and Byron sits in fourth.Kyle Larson and Martin Trueck's junior make up
the top two, while Ryan Blaneyis fifth. Caitlin Clark is already making
an impact on the WNBA, withthe Indiana Fever expected to select the Ioastar
with the first overall pick and Monday'sdraft, and an uptick in interest and
ticket prices is already happening and averaging. After averaging the second worst home attendance

(01:39:51):
in the league last season, theFever confirmed a spike in ticket interest.
Ticket marketplace vivid Seats has reported thatthe the team's regular season opener at the
Connecticut Sun has seen a price increaseof ninety one percent since Clerk declared for
the draft. Indiana's home opener againstthe New York Liberty has seen a fifty

(01:40:11):
percent price increase since Clerk declared.Not only that forty like thirty six of
their forty games are going to beon national television. Yeah, WNBA national
television. That's massive, and stillnobody's going to watch. Oh no,
no, no, watch're watching now. It was like four million more people
watch the women's final than the men, than the thanks than the men's right

(01:40:36):
n Cuba, Yes, well we'retalking WNBA, dude. There were more
people that watched her play than watchedthe NBA. Uh. One of the
NBA finals are pre like semi finals, right, so people want to watch
her. Maybe maybe this will helpthe WNBA. Finally, think I'm just
saying big time. Cleveland Browns havemade sure that their star running back will

(01:41:00):
still be the next will still bewith the team next season. ESPN reports
Nick Chubb has agreed to a reworkeddeal for twenty twenty four. The twenty
eight year old will account for justover six million dollars against the salary cap,
which is nearly ten million dollars lessthan he was originally going to cost.
Chubb can earn up to twelve pointtwo million through performance incentives. The

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four time Pro Bowl rusher got hurtin Week two last year against the Pittsburgh
Steelers and missed the season after undergoingknee surgery. It was the same knee
he injured while playing for Georgia intwenty fifteen, and the Lions star quarterback
wishes that local media was more positive. Jared Goff appeared on Wilbo's Trading Cards

(01:41:43):
podcasts and said reporters almost relish what'sthe name of the podcast, Wilbo's Trading
Cards, Oh gee yeah, andsaid reporters almost relish in negativity at times.
He acknowledged being negative could lead tomore clicks, but they've had success
as a team and don't have tobe written about as the underdog in every
game. The Lions are coming offtheir first NFC North title since nineteen ninety

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three and made the championship game,where they lost to the San Francisco forty
nine Ers. The number one overallpick in the twenty sixteen draft threw for
more than forty five hundred yards togo with thirty touchdowns and twelve interceptions last
season. And that's your balls tothe Wall sports. I'm Lindsay at ninety
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you want to talk about, bringup something new, go back to something.
I feel like I've got to saythis because this man is a monster
in the college wrestling world. JohnSmith, the Oklahoma State wrestling coach,
is retiring after thirty three years atOklahoma State. Easily one of the best.

(01:44:14):
We talk about greats, Dan Gablewhatever like he is in that conversation,
if not higher, and for himto move retire, they're losing a
monster in that wrestling program. I'msure he'll still be a part of it
in some capacity. Everybody he's broughtup through there has been absolute killers.
So that is congratulations to him.Graduating after that long Dell City kid went

(01:44:39):
to Oklahoma State, won gold medalsin a fun little fact, he lost
to Jim Jordan, the nationals incollege who went on to be a US
representative. Like wow, yes,that's pretty impressive. Yeah, he's an
absolute killer, and so congratulations tohim on retiring, and not all of

(01:45:00):
his the guys he's coached have ahuge affection for him. They love that
man like it's their own father.He is an absolute stud. So congratulations
to him getting retired, and inthe college world, that is a big
deal for Oklahoma State to have totry and deal with that. So hopefully
they'll find someone to step in andhelp replace him. Uh. Not everybody

(01:45:24):
follows wrestling or cares, but II think it's awesome. As I've gotten
older, I love it more andmore. Uh William. I wrestling in
high school. Yeah, I wasnot good. I was not good,
but the work ethic it takes isinsane. I was so small and so
light that training was hard because therewas everybody was much bigger than me,

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right right. You have to puton a butt load of pounds, yeah,
which I wasn't good at. AndCoach Walter would have the wrestling room.
It was the only room with noair conditioning. I mean all those
things. Cutting weight is the absoluteworst thing a human being goes through.
That is self inflicted, right right, It's pretty bad if you do any
sports. Sorry, I didn't meanto cut you off, but I'm did.

(01:46:10):
I Yeah. I played a soccerfor two seasons in high school.
In high yeah, and then Itried tennis for one season. I enjoyed
it, but I was not goodat it. Okay, Okay, gimpy,
I didn't know. I played hfootball when in junior high, you
know, junior varsity football. Butthat's about it. You know. After
that one season there, I wasdone and then moved on to the to

(01:46:33):
the band. It became a bandork. Yeah. Yeah, I did
all that wrestling, basketball, football. I didn't do track, couldn't get
over the hurdles. Huh. Ijust was done. I was spent right
after doing fall and then winter,and then to try and do that in
the spring. I was just like, right, was that a you decision

(01:46:56):
or your folks push you to domore sports? My parents never pushed me
to sports. My parents were alwayslike, if you commit, you commit,
gotcha. That's kind of how minework too. Yeah, that's why
I did the one the one yearof JB football. Yeah I don't.
I have a friend and there theyhave to go to uh softball games for
their kid, and I'm like,huh to go sit in a softball field

(01:47:17):
or raindo ler? Please? Horriblesoftball? Baseball? Those are the big
commitments I think. Well, Ithink there are plenty of like weekend commitment
things like swimming has a week intournament. Gymnastics is another one that's crazy,
right, softball, baseball, allthose things. You're like, oh
my gosh, you have to goand spend a whole weekend. One of

(01:47:41):
my friends has an RV and hejust goes and parks his RV wherever they're
playing and just hangs out. Andthen when it's time for the game,
he goes there. And when there'sa rain delayer whatever, he goes back
and there's air conditioning and a TVand all that. He doesn't have to
sitt, doesn't pay for hotels orwhatever. Genius. Uh, what is
your coma test? This is ifyou're in a coma and you don't react

(01:48:03):
to a certain thing, pull theplug. Like if a stranger put their
feet on Corbyn's face and he didn'trise up and beat their ass, it's
time to let him go. Interesting. Yeah, a coma test. I
like it. I don't know aboutthe practicality of this, but I'll go
with it for the text in what'syour coma test? What would be your

(01:48:25):
thing? Lindsay? I never reallythought about this, but I would hope
that if I were, you know, hear my kids' voices, that I
would, you know, make somesort of I'd smile or you know,
hear them that would bring me toyeah, or tickle my feet that would

(01:48:46):
give you that tickle. I thinktickle the feet is what they're looking for,
and something a little more extreme,that's something pleasurable. Tickling usually,
I mean I cannot tickling is what'sgonna probably get me. So if I
don't, if I don't move ona tickle, you probably know it's time.
Kim be man, all right.So what you do is take a

(01:49:06):
big old bong rip and you blowit in my face. And if I
don't wake up and say, letme hit that again, too pleasurable,
I'm taking a lemon and drop doinglemon drops into your mouth. Okay,
that's a good one. Even ifyou had not even be into my mouth,
right you can just put it undermy nose because it's the smell,

(01:49:30):
just the thought of it makes mewant to punch a baby right in the
face right now, followed by somesauteed mushrooms. Does vinegar have that same
effect on you? Vinegar not somuch. I mean, vinegar still sucks.
Just the acid smells. What Iwas thinking, it's just the lemon
limes don't bother me that much.It's just the lemons that make me want
to punch a baby right in theface. Yeah, maybe like okra,

(01:49:53):
rub okra on me. Okay,rub your lips with some pickled okra.
Yeah, or maybe put prop meup in a car and then take me
to a four way stop and havesomebody direct traffic. See how that works.
I like this one. How bigcould a grape get before it would
be weird eating it by just bitinginto it? Hmm? Okay, grapes

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are delicious some Oh no, Ilove all grapes. So just the taste
is so like all over the place. Some are really sweet, some are
kind of sour like they just kindof bounce all over. There's no like
you taste an apple, a fuji, and a honey crisp, but pretty
much tastes the same minus the sweetness. Right, they all have the same

(01:50:40):
texture. They all have the samething. Grapes to me all all over
the place. Seeds no seeds?Yeah right, So like I'd be interested
in eating a grape the size ofan apple. It'd be pretty cool.
Okay, So how big could agrape get before it would be weird eating
it just by it? Lindsay,anything bigger than an apple would be weird.

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Okay, GIMPI basketball size, basketballsize, a basketball size grape.
You're sitting there holding this massive grapeand just god taking a chomp out.
Yeah, yeah, that'd be weird. Yeah, I'm going the size of
a State Fair pumpkin, okay,because they can get pretty big, Like

(01:51:24):
if I if I can swim intoit, that should be concerning. Or
I could hide a kid in it. That seems like that would not be
okay. You know what I wasthinking for willingly driving is wild. It's
so crazy. The fact that wecan get in these machines and go insanely
high rates of speed with really nocheck to make sure you are should be

(01:51:48):
driving it, and then go buyeach other at sixty five eighty five miles
per hour with no space. Yeah, is just it's so wild to think
about. When we don't let peoplelike you know, become a doctor without
doing a certain thing. You haveto very much prove that you can go.

(01:52:08):
Oh, well, they have driver'slicense, so what right? Right,
it's not like the training's too awfulextensive, right right? Or they
check it again? Yeah, andI heard they stop doing parallel parking now
and the driver's test or whatever,because it's not really relevant. I guess,
huh, I don't know. Ithought that was weird, But yeah,
there's really not much training when itcomes to driving a car. Think

(01:52:28):
and we let sixteen year olds doit. Think how dangerous driving is in
general? And when you even ifyou're on the highway, people get to
blow by you at whatever miles perhour. But I'm thinking more of like
on a two lane road and somea semi coming at you and the opposite
direction going eighty sixty miles per hourand there's nothing separating from you and complete

(01:52:49):
destruction. No, it's so wild. There's the amount of freedom you have
with it. It's I'm not sayingit's a bad thing. I'm just saying
it's wild to think about dangerous morethan dangerous. Name another thing we let
that much craziness go with, right, Uh, what's the best chaser for

(01:53:13):
tequila? Gimpy? Oh? Ithink we could all have an input on
this, but go ahead and gimpy. Yeah, nothing, you pussy?
What do you think? Lindsay?I like? I like a lime?
Yeah it makes sense you wouldn't.Yeah, yeah, because I don't like
really sour things or whatever. Butyeah, I I I'm just a regular

(01:53:36):
straight. I don't need a chaser. Like my girlfriend likes a pineapple back
or whatever, which is great.It cuts a lot. That is that
was gonna be mine is the bestway. But I feel like you should
be able to drink it. Andthat's just the meat with any liquor whiskey,
same way. Drink a straight yourpussy. You don't need a chaser,
come on, sure, minus thetimes I mix it with soda or

(01:54:00):
I mix it with a ginger beeror seven up at that point, get
out of here, jail. It'sa cocktail of shot, but just a
bigger shot. It's a bigger chaser. Random fact. Ricky Henderson had one
thousand and four and six career stolenbases. The current active leader has three
hundred and forty. That's insane.The more you know, Uh, it's

(01:54:27):
so wild to think they gave ablond guy driver's license. It's so wild.
They give a lot of people driver'slicense. I don't know about you
guys, but growing up getting adriver's license, you're like, I hope
I pass. Yeah right, No, they want you to have it.
I am more convinced than ever thatdriving is just a prop up piece from
the oil and gas industry to getpeople to drive cars. That probably is

(01:54:50):
they want people. They're not stoppingpeople. No, Right, even if
you get a suspended light, theystill you still get to drive. Hmm.
Yeah, you may be doing itillegally, but you can still do
it. Yeah. And as longas you don't have a broken tail light
and you're doing it, you won'tget in trouble. You hear that,

(01:55:12):
kids, it's wild. It iswild. If you are mentally unstable,
right and they are like, hey, you can't be around other people,
you can still get in the car. Right, then you could drive away
from all the people you're not supposedto be. Hear around ratts. If
you have a protective order because you'relike they're dangerous, you can still get

(01:55:35):
in the car. I'm not sayingyou shouldn't. I'm just saying it is
a wild thing if you think aboutit when applying it to other things that
are dangerous and whether people should orshouldn't do them. Right, They don't
just willing illy hand out pilot's license. No, nobody fly a plane or
a helicopter. You have to haveclear a medical approval to fly an airplane.
Yeah. Right, But here's thekeys to a two thousand pounds you

(01:55:58):
know vehicle one that goes ridiculous speedsor whatever. That looks like it's wild
man, and it's not a constitutionalthing. That's the other part. You're
one mile away from your exit offthe interstate and there's a semi truck in
front of you. Do you staybehind the truck and wait? Or do

(01:56:20):
you speed up and cut in frontof the truck and then exit? Lindsay,
I'm only one mile away. Oh, I'll stay right behind and wait.
Gimbi. Yeah, you stay behindand wait. You don't cut the
truck off, asshole. Yeah,I don't understand that. It feels pretty
obvious. Some people like to getin a hurry. Oh I gotta hurry

(01:56:42):
up and get there. It's amile away. Just hold on. I
talk about this like when you growyour own fruit. Yeah, save seven
cents, right, you're very frugal, uh, I mean sometimes it is
nice to grow your own fruit.I have my own fruit, like it's
an achievement. I started my ownherb garden recently. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:57:05):
growing yeah for a while. Yeah, it's pretty nice and it smells so
good. Sure, we've got basil, cilantro, parsley, lots of parsley.
When did you plant this when mymom was here? Okay, and
it was already we bought the plants, right yeah, yeah, ok So

(01:57:30):
nice going out there and just clippingoff the leaves and bringing it for now,
the work hasn't started. I mean, you're in you're in the you're
in the honeymoon phase of starting agarden, right right, I just have
them in flower pots. Okay,you're still in the honeymoon phase. You
gotta go out there and till upthat backyard. Girl, No, I'm

(01:57:50):
just keeping them in. I'm justkeeping them until they Yeah, but they're
still like living off their initial starter, right, so when they start like
kneading nutrients or why is this onedying? Or I didn't get in enough
sun or blah blah blah blah blah, it ain't awesome. Yeah, but
it was like a dollar fifty tobuy them. Yeah, and how's that

(01:58:14):
going? Fine? All the freshbowsl you want? Yeah, it smells
so good. Ad you know,I love I love gardens, I love
picking fruit, I love all that. But then when you think about all
the time you've spent doing it,maintaining it, pulling weeds, not in
a pot like you're describing, butin a garden, and then watering it,
and then the okay, it's toohot. I got to cover from

(01:58:35):
the sun. And then there's abug eating and then I got the thing,
and then this, and then Igot one tomato. But goddamn is
it a good tomato? Right?It's like tomato ever, it's like having
a kid, and then at thirteen, it gets pregnant, moves out,
hates you, doesn't want anything todo with you, Like, why did
I invest all this work? What'syour favorite movie series, Lindsey, Hmmm,

(01:59:00):
movie series? Any horror movies Iliked, you know, I like
the what's the all those scary ones, the with the annabel Dow Yeah,
but not the Annabelle, not thatone, but those that the what is

(01:59:23):
the name of those? The oldLady and she's the witch and her husband
Hansel and Grittel. No, no, no, it's your thing. But
we'll come back to you. Oh, man, simple, that's the Kingsman
series. Man. Uh, it'sit's kind of you know, James Bondish

(01:59:44):
kind of it's young kid and it'sa British dude. If you haven't seen,
it's pretty awesome, that whole seriesof them. You know, the
King's Been the Secret Service or whatever, and then the Golden Circle and then
even the most recent one when theysent it back in time with the Resputant
and how the whole Kingsman the King'sGuard started up. Dude, it's an

(02:00:06):
awesome series. Watching it anytime it'son. H James Bond. Any spy
series, to be honest, missionimpossible, Jason Bourne. But uh,
the j James Bond might be thebest. Think of the evolution of time.
It's gone through the many different starsit has been as James Bond,
and it still is a killer.That's that's awesome. And we're in another

(02:00:30):
chapter of it that's about to startwith Whoever's going to be the next Bond.
But to me, that is easilythe best franchise movie wise, and
uh, maybe just movie series everbecause of their ability to keep hammering it
out. Dude. They redo themwith the new guy and it's still killer.
Yeah, yeah, probably Bond forsure. Did you find out what

(02:00:51):
Conjuring? The Conjuring series? Thosewere good ones. Uh, have you
ever been to a movie opening whereit was a big people showing up in
costume, acting, crazy prize giveaways, that sort of thing. What was
the movie and what happened? Sonot a movie premiere like star studded red
carpet thing. A movie premiere wherepeople it's the first one and people are

(02:01:14):
very excited for it. You havebeen one of those, Lindsay, I
dropped off my husband and his bestfriend for one of the Harry Potters and
people are dressed up. Yeah.Was he dressed up? No, he
just went and I was just like, I cannot believe people get so much
into this. So your husband bigHarry Potter fan, Yeah he was.

(02:01:35):
Yeah. Huh did he read thebooks? No, he watched the movies.
Really. I think he may havelistened to the books on audio,
okay, like while he drove towork and stuff. But yeah, I
couldn't. I never got into theHarry Potter but I was glad to and
I think they went to the midnightshowing. I had to see it.

(02:01:56):
Yeah, jeez, lose okay,GIMPI No, never have never been to
a premiere on a movie. Uh, never dressed up in theme for a
movie. None of that. TVor I'm sorry. Radio used to do
a bunch of movie premieres when theywould come to town, and we would
get screenings before the movies would start, So if it was on a Friday,
we would get a Thursday night screeningof the movie. And I remember

(02:02:19):
when the when they announced they weredoing the new Star Wars right after Return
of the Jedi, the first oneafter Return of the Jedi, and we
did one with that, and peopleshowed up dressed in Star Wars and we
gave away a bunch of Star Warsstuff, and that was a pretty big
one. I also remember this onesticks out in my brain as a big
one, even though it's not likeStar Wars big. And that was when

(02:02:41):
Harold and Kumar go to White Castleand a bunch of people showed up wearing
white Castle gear and we handed outwhite Castle sandwiches and we didn't have a
white castle, and we handed outwhite Castle sandwiches and stuff, and that
was that one sticks out as apretty big one. So that those are
two very very opposite ones. Butthis was a really good question, especially

(02:03:06):
after some of the things we've talkedto I talked about, but who what
is one musical artist you still listento and enjoy their music, no matter
their past. Oh, Michael Jackson, his past doesn't bother me. I
still, it doesn't bother you thathe I mean, I don't groom children.

(02:03:26):
I don't. I don't let thataffect my like for his music.
It just sounds so messed up tosay out loud, right it does.
You're right, it doesn't bother methat he groomed children. His music's too
good. Right, Well, gimbior I do that. We're convicted of

(02:03:49):
anything. I do that? Yougo, ah, man, but come
on, right, would you havethat same opinion? Uh? No,
what about you, gimpie. Iwas trying to think of any what music
have you written? I think MarkKelly, I guess would be the one.
You know, still listening to himfrom time to time. If Bump

(02:04:12):
and Grind comes on, I'm notgonna change the station or change the song
or whatever. You know. Sowhat if he liked to pee on girls,
it's you know, it's just thatit was just one girl, right,
sure that we know of? Yeahor Kelly? I believe I could
fly. I mean, the numberof musicians that have that we all love,
that have been with children. Youdon't think it's a long list,

(02:04:39):
but it is, Yeah, mostlymen, mostly the classic rock genre with
girls who were like seven, seventeen, sixteen, fifteen, fourteen, thirteen,
twelve. Yeah, So I'm I'mgonna sit. I'm just picking one
because we talked about him, StephenTyler, right, Ian Elvis would fit
that bill. I don't love Elvis'smusic, hot take. I don't love

(02:05:05):
Elvis's music for a bunch of differentreasons. That's one of them. Oh,
because he's he's a thief. Thatmight be the other. There you
go. He took credit for somethingthat was not his that's another. But
he was a caring Everybody's like,he's such a good dude. No,
he wasn't name the thing he didthat was great. My mom and I
can't have this conversation because she getsso upset. Really, Oh, she

(02:05:27):
loves Elvis. She loves Elvis,and when I bring up things, she's
like, stop it, that's notwhy are you ruining that. I'm like,
I'm you mean with the truth becauseof your false god complex with him.
Horrible dude. All right, wegot to take a break. We're
giving away beer and tickets to Camody'sSpring Fling thing with star Set that's tomorrow.

(02:05:51):
What's your what was I thinking moment? We'll take a break and we'll
be back. Good morning. It'sthe Big Man Morning Show nine one,
eight four six oh kmod can alsotext BMMS and then what you want to

(02:06:14):
say to eight two, nine fourfive giving away beer freaking eight Friday.
We've been doing it all morning long. We've been asking people, what's your
what was I thinking? Moment?Kiss course, banquet and fair, tickets
to km ods, sprinkling thing withstars. It could be yours. Cassidy
is on right now. Hey,Cassidy, how are you? I'm doing
well, how are you guys?Good Cassidy? What's your what was I

(02:06:36):
thinking? Moment? Ell? Iwent skiing with some friends I've never been
to my whole life, and wemissed my lessons that morning because we slept
in and they all said, well, we could teach you, and why
the third day they I mean,they taught me French frying pizza that's basically

(02:06:56):
where I lived. And by thethird day they had me go down to
black and I kind of started goingdown like an Olympic skier and my right
ski was on pretty tight. Iguess that's not a thing when you're a
new skier, and it happened,and so I'm going down and I end
up crashing pretty hard, and thatski didn't come off, so it twisted

(02:07:17):
up my leg pretty good. Endedup going down in a body bag,
getting skied down in a body bag. And then I get home and get
the test back and I tore myACL, my MCL, my meniscus and
it crashing the boat. Wow.Some say that's the best way to go
skiing because then you just gotta haveto get to sit in the lodge and
at the bar the whole time.That is true, It was pretty nice.

(02:07:39):
I did hang out the rest ofthe time, just drinking beers.
So I am not a skier.So I don't know what pizza and French
fry skiing means. Basically, keepingthe skis in front of you or turning
them in. That's how you slowdown, Okay, pizza fresh fries make
you go fast. Pizza slows youdown. I only know that because the
South Park. Yeah, I wentfor pizza. I I crashed. You

(02:08:03):
should have stuck with French fries.Girl, just stuck with French fry and
just made it into the barn.How long did it take you to recover
from that all those injuries, wellit was about three months on a couch
and then I ended up having toget another surgery, so that added another
three months. It was pretty gnarly. Did you ever ski again? I

(02:08:24):
have not. It is a goalto do it, but I'm going to
take lessons. Yeah, I gottabe honest. At forty nine, I'm
like done. I am not worriedabout ever doing it. And we have
some really good friends. They goskiing all the time. It looks so
much fun. And then when Ifind out you got to pay for everything
and stand in line and lug allthat stuff from the car, like,

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look, that doesn't sound awesome atall. That doesn't and then injuries on
top of it. You know whatsounds good? Hot Coco? All right,
hanging out in the lot. We'llhang on the line. Can make
sure he's got the right info andhave a fantastic weekend. See you later.

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Was the thing? No thing?Oh? Oh, I'm robbing you
of something? Girl here, Cassieahead, tell Cassidy exactly what she's gonna
get, you know, I'm sureLindsay thought, what was I think?
And as she was pushing two babiesout of her love tunnel. Initually this
case of gurs bank and a pairof tickets to our spring pling thing starring

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star said act to you guys.Alright, girl, sorry about that.
Hang on the line so Gimpie canget your in from now. Okay,
I thinks, all right, don'tgo anywhere. Uh wow, what were
they called hump dumps? Is whatI was. I heard somebody refer to
children as crotch goblins is nothing.Yeah, I saw this awesome thing about

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O. J. Simpson. Therewas so many things that I didn't know
about O. J. Simpson thatI have found out in the last twenty
four hours. Yeah. One ofit was like how many things he had
done right, like rushed for allthe like eleven thousand yards right, absolutely
unbelievable football player murder murders allegedly notallegedly being cleared of right And and also,

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uh, in all that time,Buffalo Bills is still not a one
super Bowl? Yeah maybe this year, Josh, No, not happening.
But then I saw this thing oflike ten like things that you didn't know
about the O. J. Simpsonthing. Did you know that Domino's pizza

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sales skyrocketed went during the car chaseand that that was the start of car
Chases TV. They didn't do thaton TV, but when ninety five million
people watch it, they're like,well, you may have something here.
Yeah, I watched it. Idid do uh. And so apparently the

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number of Pizza Soul was reportedly onlycomparable to sales on the Super Bowl.
Huh. Why, It's not likepeople ordered pizza and just to tune in
to watch OJ run? Was there? Okay? Was there a Domino's pizza
delivery involved with the chase? Likeyou've got the Bronco, You've got all
those cops behind him, right,and then behind those cops it's a pissed

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off Domino's delivery driver, Like,come on, man, thirty minutes or
less, you're slowing me down.Yeah. I don't know that. Nichole's
dog discovered the crime scene. Thatapparently they were left lying in their own
blood for hours before her dog discoveredit. The dog freaked out, went

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and like found a human, druggedthe human to the crime scene, and
that's when the police got involved.Huh. Wow. I didn't know that.
I know, right, I didn'tknow this. The kids were asleep
in the house. Okay, itdoesn't surprise me. But okay, so
while she and this guy lay theredead, the kids are inside sleeping,
and no screams. See what I'msaying, which is usually the sign of

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I know the person. Uh huh. Apparently I don't know if I believe
this, but OJ was allegedly seenkissing Nicole's corpse. Nicole's funeral was an
open casket, and witnesses, includingNicole's mother, say OJ spent a lengthy
time with her body, even kissingher on the lips, saying sorry,

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why, I mean, that's notan omission of guilt. He's just said
that his ex y. Apparently OJwrote a suicide note. I don't know
if this is true. This isjust what it says, but he pinned
a note and it was read aloudby a lawyer and his friend, Kim
Kardashian's dad, to the press,and many thought the note was intended to

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be a suicide note. OJ deniedit. The note said, why do
I end up like this? Ican't go on. No matter what the
outcome, people will look and pointI can't take that. I can't subject
my children to that. This way, they can move on and go on
with their lives. Uh o JSimpson lied about the evidence. Please found

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a shoeprint that belonged to a veryspecific shoe size of Bruno mcgali size twelve.
When I question, OJ was adamanthe didn't own a pair and that
he would never wear such ugly assshoes quote unquote, pot prosecutors were prepared
and produced about thirty photos of OJwearing those shoes. Shoes unbelievable, right,

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Best me and I saw was OJstanding next to Nicole Simpson and under
Nicole Simpson it had the text,it had some text and then over OJ
had had some texts. The textover Nicole Simpson it said OJ, and
under OJ it said cancer. I'veseen one. It was like Nicole Brent

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No, Coole Simpson, I cansleep easy now knowing that her killer is
dead something like that. Or hecan he can rest yeah, knowing that
his killer's dead. Yeah, killeris dead. I read a thing that
said that. I don't I don'tknow if this is accurate. This is

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this is from somebody else who justhappened to be black. So I felt
like him saying it is different thanif I say it. So I'm just
reciting what he said, but hesaid that most people, most people that
become famous are aware of who theyrepresent, and those that come from black
communities are aware that what they doimpacts the black community even more and how

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much that represents right, And thatOJ was quoted as saying, I'm not
black, I'm OJ okay, andthat he he honestly believed the rules didn't
apply to him, right, he'sthe juice man. Yeah. It was
a really interesting read about the perceivedpsychosis of O. J. Simpson,

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which would explain some things in hislife. Not just that, but when
he went and stole his own merchandise, Yeah, right, thinking he can
get away with it. Yeah,Yeah, how'd that work out for him?
I went to jail for nine years. Yeah. So anyway, we
got to take a break. We'llbe back. The Big Man Morning Show
returns next Elsa's Morning Show. Goodmorning, It's The Big Man Morning Show.

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Time to find out what everybody learned. We'll start with Lindsay. Lindsay,
what'd you learn today? I learnedthat to deter immigrants from coming to
Oklahoma, they're going to try tomake our state less attractive. Good luck
with that. And also I learnedthat OJ Simpson died of prostate cancer.

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I heard he didn't to get annualprostate exams. He wanted to, but
his doctor couldn't find a late textglove to fit. Gimpy. What'd you
learn today, don't? I learnedthat Lindsay's prairie dog really needs to go
on a diet for real. AndI also learned that unless Corbin can hold
the package, he doesn't want it. I learned there are times where I

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felt like my prairie dog was thirtypounds. And I also learned that I
also learned that GIMPI will see Lindsay'shairy penis and raise her. It's Corbin
saying, make sure that dishwashers loadedright? It was just attracking my cycle.
This is gimpy. I'm sorry,Maddy. Can I get a yeah?

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