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I saw this story on the newsthis morning or was it It might have
been last night where an animal controlofficer. Do you know the story?

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I read it this morning and I'vegot some connections at the Tols Animal Welfare.
I'm just wondering who was it becauseI didn't hear about it until I
read it this morning. I waslike, hmmm, interesting. Well,
so they get called out for adisturbance with a dog, and when the
animal control officer shows up, aman wearing no shirt started chasing after him

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with a pick axe. Oh,which aren't light? No, if it's
a full handle one, yeah,not light. If you're it's a splunking
one, it might you might beable to write right when you use for
when you're rock climbing. Blazer stuckon a glacier And they responded to the

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area because this dog was hit bya car and and the animal control officer
found the dog and what animal todo? They do? What animal control
officers do? Pick up the dog, put it in the car. Unsung
heroes, Yeah, claiming up dogcarcass. Who wants to do that?
Not I not me. Just thegrossness of it and then you're like,

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this is someone's pet and that's whatthey do pretty much the day his pick
up dog carcass. How are youwith with blood? Right? I just
want to be the best dog controlofficer I can possibly be anyway, So

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the uh, this guy, misterTrey Basks apparently was angry and upset and
claimed the dog was his dog.So he initially chased the animal control officer
with a pickaxe and then tossed itinto a field and then started making threats
to shoot the animal control off.Sir. The animal control officer attempted to

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drive off this man, and thena woman that was with him attempted to
start opening the crates of the backof the truck to retrieve the dog.
Then the man got the pickaxe againand threw it at the truck, striking
the truck. Animal Control was like, I am not paid enough to deal

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with this Scooby dude out of there, and then police responded and he was
arrested an assault with a dangerous weapon. The mugshot is phenomenal. He's clearly
going through something, right, He'sgot he's very distraught about the loss of
his dog, right, which,like, I get it. If that's

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your dog. If that truly isyour dog and you're sad, you're upset
that it got ran over, I'msure you might even want to bury yourself.
Maybe even if AC's already out thereanimal control not AC. I love
it. If Ace's already the coolingof a room. Yeah right, if

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they're already out there and they gotthe dog, I mean, that just
saves you that much more work thatyou have to deal with. You know,
I'm doing you a favor. Sure, Yeah, absolutely, I mean
I mean I guess he did havehis pick axe out, so he was
ready to start digging or mining oneof the two. Right, Hey,
spot got hit by a dog.Okay, got hit by a car?
Right, say thank you got hitby a car? Big dog? Yeah,

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I've met some and all right,well I'll get the pick axe and
I'll go bury him. Yeah.I've never dug a hold of burying animal
with a pickaxe before. Yeah.Do you even own a pick axe?
No? Okay for picking an axing. Where I live, there's a lot

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of rock and if you dig inyour yard and you need to get further
down, and it helps when you'redigging it. Like in all honesty,
when you're digging up weeds, orif you don't own a tiller, it
works really well for that, allright, picking an ax, it's a
pick axe. I was looking becauseI didn't know. I don't know what

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happens when an when sorry, whenAC gets your dog, do do you
and like they pick up a deckdog, do you can go? Hey,
do you have a semi flat Labradorretriever? Right, it's got some
Michelin prints on it, right,looking for some sort of takia tread.

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Uh, you know from what Iknow, I mean, they just take
them and then go and cenerate them. That's it. Even if there's like
a tag, yeah, I meanI don't know if they give you a
call or anything like that. Butnot a lot of tags, you know,
have numbers on Some of them arejust like the rabies tags. It
shows hey, we we got ourshots. You know, it's on the
person to go out and get likeright, he says, called me.

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I would think AC animal Control,if they pick up a dog for any
reason, dead or alive, theywould scan it for a chip. Absolutely,
I would think, I would thinkso true. I don't know,
I'm just making a guess. Buteven then, if a dog is chipped,
it doesn't does it necessarily take youto the owner or does it just

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take you to the vet, likedoes it? I think it has the
owner's information. Yeah, yeah,my dog was chipped and you so they
put the chip in and then theyscan it to show you it's in there,
right, the vet does, andthen they give you a code and
you go to a website and putyour information in. Right, That's what

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it was. Now. That wasten years ago, so it could have
evolved. Now there's probably just anapp and you bluetooth it. I don't
know, right, it could be, but I think it does what information
you put on the chip. Right. But if that dog's not chipped,
because not every dog is chipped,you know what I mean, just the

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loved ones, right, right,then then it wouldn't have anything. And
then it's like all right, well, spot in the oven, you go,
and then they cook your dog.Mm wow. Yeah. I mean
let's just assume it is they dogsthey check for chipping. They would check
the dead ones, right, Iwould assume. I mean maybe why why

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why do they have to let themknow? You know that your dog got
ran over, it got picked out? Yeah, I mean, is it
on them. Is it in themanual that says all right, if you
pick up a dead dog scanning forchip. I don't know if they capture
dog. Is it on them tolet you know they have your dog?
Not necessarily, I don't Is iton the city if they have your car
to let you know they have yourcar? Now, you got to figure
that stuff out on your own.So maybe that's the case. Anytime I've

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had a dog get picked up orlost, ran off or whatever, I
call them up and I'm like,hey, do you happen to have you
know, a pug out there ora husky or something of that. What
was the dog that always got outthat you had? Charlie B. Charlie
B. Yeah, yeah, hewas never chipped, but he got out
a lot. He got Yeah,but he always come back. He never
picked him. I never, never, never, never. He always he'd

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like go down the road, Iguess, and get some action and then
come back or whatever. I don'tknow. He'd just be gone for a
little while. But nonetheless I'd alwayscall it. I'd be like hey,
and it'd be like, yeah,we've got your Because I had to do
with the plug one time when whenI had that stupid, stupid ass pug.
You know, hey, you gota pug. As a matter of
fact, we do. You wantto come get him? I will,
all right, that'll be X amountof dollars. Okay, cool. So

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then he pay the fine and thenyou go on about your business. Huh.
Now I've got like I said,I've got a connection. But I
really don't want to talk to thatperson. That's fine, not this early
or at all. Really, fI don't want you to because you don't
need to. It's not necessary.I'm good with ignorance on this, thank
you. Someone said that dogs aretaken to the landfill and not incinerated.
I know dogs are taken to thelet's just let's clean that up. I

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know animals, dead animals are takento the landfill, and that does include
dogs, horses, cattle, whatever. But I don't know if that's the
city's policy, right, that's justif the owner just dumps them in the
trash can and says, okay,it was nice. Now when you right,
or they put it on a flatbed, you can haul it to the
dump, which I've seen, yeah, been behind them, Like is that

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a horse laying down? Yeah,in line to get into the dump.
I also I know that it isn'tIt's really not legal to bury animals in
your backyard. Oh, we've actuallyhad this conversation on the air. I
believe it is legal in some states. I don't know in some states.
Yes, here is what we're talkingabout. Ye, I don't know if

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it is. Well, you justsaid it wasn't. I don't think it
is here. I think you can. I feel like we've had this conversation
on the air and we talked aboutit, and you can bury your animal
on your land. Yes, itis legal to bury a dead animal untilsa,
Oklahoma, including dogs. As longas you do so on your property.

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You can call Toulsa's Street and StormwaterDepartment at blah blah blah blah blah
blah for help. Yeah, Imight want to call eight one one Oakie
dig before you know, yeah,before you start digging. You know,
you don't want to go on burryspot And like, I don't know it
had a power line or a cableline or something. Right, Well,
I mean can't die twice, No, but you can't yeah, die once

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by Jammin has shovel down into electricline. Yeah, I'm trying to think
The number of pets that I've beena part of that died and we buried
is pretty minimal. Right. Wehad a bird like a finch, okay,
and I remember us burying that,and I may have that feels like

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it. The other dogs, Idon't know, one of them like died
and my dad put it in acooler, sealed it and then drove to
my grandparents' farm six hours away,wow, and buried it. I needed
a reason to go see what parentsanyway? Yeah, which if I bury
this cooler pops, which was likea really great gesture my dad did for

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my mom. But I've of thedog like pd I didn't bury. I
had his ashes and I still gothim. I'm kind of confused on what
to do with him, to behonest. Leave them up on the mantle
for your kids to deal with.No, no, no, I'll eventually,
I guess I'll just throw them awayoff finish. I'll get to it.

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Throw them away, yeah, becausethat's what you gotta do. Sprinkle
them over a garden. You don'thave a garden anywhere, not that he
lived at, not that he livedat, didn't have a favorite park or
a favorite hydrogen or anything like that. I'm not a giant fan of sprinkling
ashes in public places. I getwhat people do it. I'm not I'm

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not saying you shouldn't, but whenit comes to pets, I feel like,
let's go ahead and we can justnot do that that your loved one.
Okay, So it's socially acceptable tojust throw your dog's ashes away,
But if you throw grams in thetrash, no, no, you can't
do that one hundred percent right.It's also okay to euthanize dogs and take

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them out of a misery. Buthuman beings, no, suffer you stupid
ignorant ride that bitch out. Youjust sit there and suffer, right,
You just let that cancer eat youaway. That's what I do with my
animals. Hey, if we gottalive through it, so do you.
And and dogs were like, Ithink he's not doing okay, right,
He's probably just got an upset stomach, ate something bad out of the trash,

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and you're like, ah, putthem down some grass. I've done
it with two dogs. It ain'tawesome. It is not an awesome experience
putting a dog down. No,I've never had to. If they you
know, just die naturally or whatever. Never have to take them to a
vet to put them down. Youcan just d't aet the port vet.
Y watch your limit, gampy.Two dollars if I gotta pay more than

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two bucks to get this animal fixed. Two bucks. What can you get
for a dollar? Ninety nine donefor a dog march? Not much?
Not anything? Uh, just useyour find my dog app? Okay.
Wild Country Meats takes the deer carcassesto the landfill. Yeah. I buried
my cat in my backyard three daysbefore Halloween during a thunderstorm. If any

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of my neighbors saw that was gonnabe a weird conversation. I don't know
how you got that cat in yourbackyard, but that's on you. Tulsa
City trucks dump animals, including dogs, all the time. I have to
walk around them a lot. Ihave been to the dump. There is
a surprisingly large number of carcasses,and for me, more than one is
a surprisingly large number. Right,you have the dog ashes added yours so

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they can join you after Sure,No, that seems weird. No,
you mean like once I cross theRainbow bridge, it'll run to me.
Yeah, right right? Be like, oh, we are meant to beat
I get no, okay, No, I ain't Reese's peanut butter cupping ashes.

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Nope, I just assumed dig ahole in the backyard. Is it
romantic, lindsay to for her husbandand wife to mix their ashes together.
I don't know if it's romantic,but it's fine. Sure you could totally
do that. Of course you couldtotally do that. Yeah, it's fine.
Also saves you money on uh onthe urn one ear. No,

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you need a bigger you need abig You need a bigger'na need a bigger
especially if she's a hefty gal.Yeah, right, No, that's an
interesting question. We have people inthat field. Yeah, when it's a
hefty person, Is there more ashes? I want to say yes, but

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I don't know. I would imaginethere would be. I would think some
of the fat and stuff would breakdown. Yeah, yeah, I mean
there's more mass of a person.It's not all just oily fats. You
see what I'm saying. You knowthere's more skin. There's more skin,
right, I think it's mostly bones. Okay, I don't know. My
dad. When my dad I hadhim cremated, and I he was six

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foot two hundreds and it was fivepounds of ashes. Yeah, I have
you compared that to other ashes?No, that's the question. That's the
question, big ass box of ashes. Yes, but that's sure, but
that's the quest. They're all surprised. You're like, huh, yeah,
I have handled personally four different individualsashes and I didn't once think to compare,

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right, hmm, this one mustbe Grandpa, right, Nope,
it's all And even then when itcomes to cremation, you don't even know
if you've got Grandpa. You don't. You probably have six other people before
Grandpa, probably people that you didn'tlike for one reason or another, absolutely

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religious color of their skin, andnow they're political belief house living in your
house, in a box, ina shelf, in your closet or on
the mantle. Uh, Corbyn,I think you're old enough to know this.
The farm isn't real. Your dadspent forty five minutes driving to the
landfill in the rest of the sixhours at the bar. That's possible.
He didn't come home for three days, so he could have been tying a

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bender. That's entirely But I shouldtell you my grandparents did have a farm,
right, a legit farm right thatI legit had been to and there
was a marker there. I didnot dig in to see if the red
igloo with the latch was down inthere. All right, we are gonna

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We're gonna see Gimby. Let's talkabout we got news quikies and we
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Gimbi and lindsay what's going on?News quickies from the Big mid Morning.
So in nineties at the five Mantries to Rob Store with Snake, Reginald
Cook was twenty six years old,walked into a Shell gas station in Memphis
and initially made a purchase before returningthirty minutes later to demand money from the

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register, prompting the cashier to believehe had a weapon. After the cashier
refused to comply, Reginald left,only to come back thirty five minutes later
with a five foot live snake aroundhis neck and a green backpack. This

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time he was threatening the cashier whilereaching into the backpack. The cashier,
fearing for his safety, called nineto one one and brandished his own firearm,
leading to Cook's arrests without any moneyever being taken or injury sustained.
Authorities found a railroad spike and arock inside Cook's backpack, and they confiscated

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the snake. He was arrested ontwo counts of attempted aggravated robbery, with
a bond set at four thousand dollars, probably more than what he would have
gotten from the register. What kindof snake? Not sure? I think
that's an important factor, right,became with a rattlesnake or you know,
a python or something like that.Probably a python, more than likely the

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ballpipe or a boa constrictor. Dopeople have a lot of bowl restrictors as
pets? I don't think so.I don't think so. My science teacher
had one and I got to takecare of it in the sixth grade.
Well, it'd be a science teacher. He was right, was friendly?
Was it a ball python or aboa constrictor? I mean I think a
boa? Okay, yeah, howold were sixth grade? So eleven or

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twelve? That seems crazy if myeleven year old ten year old was like,
Hey, I want to bring asnake home and be like, hell's
no, because I don't want totake care of it. I don't how
long, just for the summer orjust a weekend. No, it was
all the class pets and the onlytime I ever got to take it home

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was I think two weekends during theyear. Otherwise he took the animals home.
But he had a rabbit and classhe had oh he had cockroaches in
the cage and the if you wantedto take care of the classroom pets,
you had to prove that you weren'tafraid of animals by holding a cockroach in
your hand. So you had tohold the snake. Oh yeah, I

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got to hold the snake, butI had right in front of him,
like you're doing the whole class oryeah? Yeah, how big was like
how long? Oh he was hewas a good probably four to five feet
long. He was a good fourto five Okay, yeah, good for
him, Good for him. Yeah. What color was it? Is it
a black one? No? Hewas he spot? He was brown,

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all different tand what was its name? Oh? I don't remember. Wow,
it was a female, though,I do remember it being a female.
How do you know did it havenice boobs? Yeah? How do
you know? What's fu man?Yeah? I just remember it being a
girl. Did it come in andaddress and some makeup? I mean that
doesn't really mean anything nowadays anymore.Well, wouldn't he addressed you? Though?

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Woman calls cops over bad meth.This comes out of Indiana where this
gal her name Sarah Sarah Harris.She had gotten some dope from somebody and
I guess had an adverse effect onher, so she called the police want
to turn him in. She madetwo different calls to the police, and
one of them she told him thatshe had snorted a line of this myth

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and something was different when it touchedher skin and her nostrils. And then
she made another call that said thather and her friend had smoked ball of
normal math and didn't have it anyof these issues. God damn these people
anyway. So the cops are like, all right, well, we got
to go check this out. Sothey go out to her house and they
talk to her, and that's whenshe proceeded to hand them said baggie of

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meth that did test positive for methmfhetamines. They went ahead and took her
in for possession of meth em fhetamines. She said that she thought that the
Sheriff's department had a better illegal businessbureau and that she wanted to turn in
her dealer for giving her some somebunk dope. Nonetheless, possession of myth

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is what she got, not thefirst time, though previous convictions theft,
meth possession, criminal mischief, disorderlyconduct, resisting and operating a motor vehicle
while intoxicated. Now look at hermugshot. I didn't see math. When
I look at her mugshot, Iwas like, are you Is this the

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first time you've ever done math?But what the hell was going on here?
Because you don't look like your stereotypicaltweaker nubie. You know it has
to be has to be. Well, this isn't the same. This isn't
the same kind of myth that Igot from last time. I mean,
maybe she's a first time buyer andthat's why she was so distraught. Maybe
so and didn't know better, orshe's so spun out of her gorge she

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just didn't have any idea what wasgoing on right either way? Either way,
Only Fans girl made two hundred andfifty thousand dollars doing one hundred and
twenty two spring Breakers in can kunI have a picture of her on her
Facebook page if you'd like to judgeher for yourself. Bonnie Blue and a
couple of friends recently made two hundredand fifty thousand dollars on OnlyFans through X

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rated exploits in Can Kuhn. Withan army of young men, Blue went
to spring Break with the goal ofgetting down and dirty with one hundred spring
Breakers and pulling two two hundred andthirty pulling in two hundred thousand dollars.
Along with co creator le Leleani May, Blue says she hit that number more,
serving one hundred and twenty two happycustomers and breaking the quarter million dollar

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mark. She says the boys enjoyedevery second of it, and she did
as well, and has plans todo it again and them next year.
So first of all, I don'tcare if you have sex with one hundred
two. That's that's on you.Ain't nothing wrong banging. I am not
going to be last in that line. I don't know if I want to
be fifty spring breaks a week?Right, yeah, maybe second or third.

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That's a good point. They didn'tsay in the story whether it was
all at one time or you know, spaced out over the week. If
she did seven days, that's overfifteen a day, right right, there's
not enough hours. I don't let'sso she had another person that's eight a
day. Uh huh, that's stilla lot. That is a lot.

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That's a lot of dong. Yes, physically on the body, that's just
a lot. I don't know.I don't want to say no. But
maybe she did other things and notjust have sex, right course, Okay,
the story reads or sounds like that. I mean, at least that's
the implication that you get. Butyou're absolutely right. It just says half
sex. It doesn't say you knowor or otherwise, So, yeah,

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you're right, or is she youin handies and all this other stuff?
You see? So maybe maybe so. And if that's the case, then
that's just lying short of setting upsome sort of assembly line. You're talking
an hour in each situation. Okay, I'll give you thirty minutes for each
dude. Yes, oh no,there's short of an assembly line, right,

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there's no foreplay involved in this atall, whatsoever. This is number
and wait in line, all right, But that's what I'm saying. That's
the assembly line. If that's thesetup, totally possible. Right. But
if it is, she's just goingmeeting people at the club or whatever,
and then hey, do you wantto go back to my room between engaging
the conversation and you know, goingback to work, right right, Yeah,

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you're absolutely right. That takes sometime. My thought when I read
the story is that it was justa giant gang bang. You know,
at least I got the picture thatI had in my head. Anyway,
maybe that's just me. And ifyou're taking on, you could do at
least four at one and one sittingright at four at a time, four
at a time, you four guys. But boom poo, you're done,

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all right, bring in the nextfour, you four guys. Boom pal
you're done. I can then runthem like that. I guess I could
get. I mean as a twentyyear old, twenty one year old.
Okay, I don't see me sayingno. The anxiety is like so overwhelming

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in me when I hear about it, Like four people say, all standing
there looking at each other's eyes,right, waiting my turn, like I'm
in the checkout. Pretty much.I can't stand waiting in line at the
checkout. Well, what do youdo for work? Huh oh, I'm
a an investor? What do youdo? You go to Texas? H

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of course? Yeah? Very bizarre, right, very scale of one to
ten, lindsay, looking at her, she's gorgeous. She actually looks like
you know those pictures that AI cantake now on a new app. That's
what she reminds me of, likean enhanced AI photo. Okay, Kimpy,
I'd give her about a seven beautifuleyes. She's got beautiful eyes.

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That's why they call her Bonnie Blue. I would give her just a man
face, you think so. Ithink she's she's got kind of a man
face. She's really shiny, butshe break a sweat, bro She's always
breaking a sweat. After doing onehundred and twenty two dudes. Yeah,
she's got a great body. Yeah, I'm good with the seven point eight.

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What about her friend? That's whatwe need to be looking into.
It's on here. Yeah, okay, her friend is a little lesser.
Yeah, she's a six point Justto not make the joke eight. Yeah,
I'm with you on that one.Yeah, her in the wet t
shirt. Sure, anytime you seenipples, your your hotness factor goes up

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for sure, and and the like. Just like there's the one of her
bent over on a bed wearing athong and her butts in the air.
Her hotness goes up from that alone. Her bum on the beach, that
photo solid eight bum on the beach. Are we talking about the one in

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the jeans, No, in thebikini. We're talking about Bonnie or her
friend? Well, Bonnie's a blonde. Yeah, friends, it's definitely Bonnie.
Okay, I don't see the onewhere she's her butt's on the beach.
Oh you passed it boom to thefar right. Oh this where she's
on all fours on the beach.Yeah. Again, when you make that

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pose, your hotness factor goes up. Definitely. You can be a four
And there are plenty of butters thatpeople are like, yeah, she's got
a great body, but you're right, she's got a lot of a lot
of glisten to her to her face, a lot of shine, a lot
of oily which whatever. I don'tcare. But when we're grading, you

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got to take all those things intoaccount. One hundred and twenty dudes.
All right, so you know thatship is sailed, You're you're you meet
a girl, right, you're ona date. Yeah, what was it
like? Group in your twenties?What was younger Bonnie like? I dabbled

(32:43):
in only fans, which is goingto be a really common thing. Yeah
for sure at some point, right, you're gonna hear people like that was
a part of their life in somecapacity or others. I dabbled in only
fans. Oh yeah, at onepoint I made like quarter of a million
dollars. No, kid, thatshould be you should your ears should perk
up, absolutely, because they don'tjust hand that money out right, true,
I'm rich. Yeah, and you'relike, how I just you know,

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sexual experience in filming it and lettingit, letting strangers watch. They
don't call me Bonnie Blue for nothing. You can't help but not judge by
the way if it was a guy, I would expect the same thing.
People to judge that absolutely there ain'tno guy as much as guys are more
salacious that way. Ain't none ofthem ever done one hundred and twenty in

(33:34):
one week? Not a week,yeah, probably not even lifetime unless you're
wil Chamberlain. In a month,we'd be like, what a horror,
right, what a man whore?All right, we got to take a
break. We'll be back. Morningshoe, good morning. It's the Big

(34:00):
Mad Morning Show. Nine four six, oh kmot. You can also text
BMMS and then what you want tosay eight to nine four five See what
Lindsay has for Balls to the WallSports. The NBA's playing tournament continued yesterday.

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The Philadelphia seventy six Ers locked uptheir spot as the seventh seed in
the Eastern Conference with a one ohfive to one oh four win over the
Miami Heat in the City of brotherlyLove. Joel Embiid and the Sixers will
now face the New York Knicks inthe first round of the NBA Playoffs.
Elsewhere, the Chicago Bulls kept theirseason alive with a dominant one thirty one

(34:49):
to one sixteen takedown of the AtlantaHawks at the United Center. The Heat
and Bulls will square off for theEast eight eighth seed on Friday. The
millwalk Y Bucks are getting some goodnews on an injured player. Damian Lillard
returned to practice yesterday after recovering froma sore left adductor. The star point
guard was officially limited at the session, but head coach Doc Rivers told the

(35:14):
media he did some shooting and allof the walk through stuff. Milwaukee went
just one in eight in games Lillardmissed during the regular season. The team
is already preparing to be without superstarIannis a Dade Coumbo, and he works
through a calf injury. The Buckshost the Indiana Pacers in Game one of

(35:36):
the best of seven first round serieson Sunday, and the NBA is handing
down a major punishment to one ofits players for gambling. Toronto Raptors forward
Johnte Porter has been banned from theleague after an investigation revealed he disclosed confidential
information to betters. League officials alsosay Porter limited his participation in at least

(35:59):
one game to affect prop bets andplaced wagers on NBA games when he was
playing in the G League. Federalauthorities are also now investigating Porter. This
is a crazy story. It isinteresting that. I mean, the biggest
defense he made probably would be thathe gave inside information to bookies. That's

(36:22):
the real problem. Yeah, butthey have video footage of him asking to
be taken out of a game thatthere was a prop bet that he wouldn't
spit play very many minutes. Sodirty, I don't know if it's dirty.

(36:43):
It's morally not okay, right,but I don't know if it's dirty.
You. By the way, thiswhole report's brought to you by DraftKings
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like you see what I'm saying,Like it's everywhere and you expect these guys
to just not participate in it.Well, but it's illegal. It's not

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illegal in some states but for accordingto the NBA. But there they you're
not supposed to do it. Theycan't do it. They can't I'm not
clear if they can't gamble on othersports. I'm not clear if they can't
gamble at all. Can they gointo the casinos? Can they play the
lottery? Right? Right? Right, But betting on their sports or their

(37:28):
team, yeah, you know can't. Yeah, I don't. I don't
think they can. But noll,I don't know. I think betting on
the sport. I don't think that'sa big deal. Betting on the sport
that the game you're involved in,not okay, And especially if there's bets
like hey, I bet you he'snot going to play that much and you're
like, hey, take me outof the yeah I want Yeah. But

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I think athletes in gambling they gohand in hand, sure, but sports
betting athletes in sports betting go handin hand. And that's the part that's
dirty about it when you when yousay take me out of the game,
right again morally not okay, likelike throwing the game to win yeah money,
Yeah, And that's your balls tothe wall sports. I'm Lindsay on

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train. You are my kind ofcripple. Gimpy tremendous. Found something on
Facebook made me think of Lindsay.But I guess the way to get into
this. Lindsay, you're a hunter, you're a fisherman. You and your
old man you get into that sortof thing. Yeah, yes, have
you ever gone on guided hunts before? Once? Which is tell me about
it. Not really, it wasn'tso much guided, but it was what

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was it then? Well, itwas a buy the birds and they hunt
they release the birds for you.That like feels like cheating, but go
ahead a little bit kind of.So what you're sitting in a chair and
you're like Paul, and then theyrelease the doves and you shoot them or
why no, it was pheasant hunting. So you buy the birds and then

(40:36):
they release pheasants. You still haveto hunt for them, but you know
that they're there somewhat so they willhold up now, all right, So
you're like, all right, Iwant to purchase a dozen pheasant. Right,
I'm just throwing that number out there. I don't know what I want
to purchase a dozen pheasant And they'relike, all right, well here's twelve
of our fatness, or like,all right, so what do you want?
Do you want a small pheasant,medium pheasant? You want a large

(40:58):
peasant? And you're like, I'lltake a dozen of the big ones,
or maybe give me six beggins anduh, three medium ones and three small
ones. I don't know if ifyou purchase by size, oh yes,
pretty the way You're like, Iwant a dozen of these birds, this
peasant. So they put them allin a sack and then take them out
into a field and then throw themin the field. And then you just
sit there and they take them outto the field and release them and yeah,

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and then you go out and youhunt them. Interesting, Yeah,
inter what's doence do that? Andguided hunting? A guided hunt is where
you actually have a guide who takesyou and directs you where to go.
I believe it takes to the besthunting spots or like guided fishing trips.
They like, we know where thehoney hole is, so we're going to

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take you over here, but firstwe got a blindfold you and blah blah
blah stuff like that and spin youaround a few times. Well that's interesting,
that's very interesting. Well, Ifound a guided hunt that I think
you would be interested in, butI'm not going to get into that yet
because I got to fill some timehere, so doing some research, right,

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I was like, I think thisis neat. My dad before he
died, went out and bought meand my brother rifles and stuff, and
it was always like his dream forall of us, him and the boys,
to go to Alaska and do likea guided hunt. Or something like
that, go hunt some moose orsome bear or something like that. Unfortunately
he died before any of that couldever happen. But I found this on

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the Facebook, and I'm like,all right, well, let's dig in
some more because again need to fillsome space here. And so I'm looking
at some of the world's most expensiveguided hunts. Right, tell me if
this interests you at all, lindsay, hunting a white rhinoceros? No,
why not? I because I don'twhat are you gonna do with a rhino

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besides maybe have it stuffed and putin your house, Like that's just gonna
take up space. Number one,I was gonna say, where would you
put this massive mass animal if you'regoing to have the entire white rhino taxi
dermied, because that's what you're doinghaving it stuff. You don't put that
in your living room? Do youput it in your backyard? I can't.

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If you're gonna go hunt a whiterhino and can afford to go hunt
a white rhino and evade all thethings that come along with it, you
want to do more than just thepicture. You're gonna get it stuffed,
right, maybe just the head anda lot of people hunt things for just

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the stuffing part, right right,right, Well, this here says the
white rhino is probably the most expensiveone. People pay one hundred and twenty
five thousand dollars to go hunt thisanimal, and after the hunt, their
sharp horns become the trophies. Soyou're not you're not keeping the whole rhino.
You're just keeping the horn from therhino, and you're paying one hundred

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and twenty five thousand dollars to doso. I'm like, holy cow,
all right, lindsay how about thisone? How about tiger hunting? Nope?
Why not? Again, I'm noteating I If I'm gonna hunt,
need a tiger. Hell out ofa tiger? Yeah, I'm eating a
tiger. If I'm going hunting fora tiger, I'm eating tigers, absolutely
no, And I think they're abeautiful animal. But again, I don't

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necessarily want a tiger decorating my houseeither. They say here that it costs
any from one hundred and twenty fourthousand dollars to go do this, and
they do it mostly for the skin, like so make some shorts out of
it, or something really nice hadrug or something to that effect, which
you know as I'm saying this,it takes me back to that scene and

(44:36):
Tropic Thunder when Ben Stiller kills thepan yeah and wears his head and his
pause. I would do something likethat. But if eating the tiger is
an option, then sign me thehell up. How about elephant hunting there,
lindsay, no, they're too beautiful? Really yeah, So, like

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so, Kevin worked for a guywho did big game, wild game hunting
like that, and he actually,excuse me, he did shoot an elephant
and excuse me, it's getting herall choke tips in Africa. And he
had a stool made out of anelephant's foot in his home, Like he
had this whole wild game hunt room, and he had a flex absolutely,

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he had a uh giant bear.He had a giraffe I believe, Like,
I mean, crazy stuff in thisroom of his his kill room.
And it costs so much to havethose stuffed and sent back. It's just

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beyond I mean, I can't evenimagine, like why would you spend that
much? But it is. It'sa flex much like said, if you've
got the money to go on thesehunts like hunting elephant, it says it
cost anywhorre twenty five thousand and sixtythousand dollars. If you've got that money
to do it, You've got thehouse, the space, you know,
that's your thing. So paying tohave these trophies, get them tax the

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dermy stuff whatever, that's nothing.And they donate he don't donates the meat
to the village there and then theyyeah, which is a weird smooth over.
It is the U for me.The tiger thing I'm out on because
I've seen too many videos of tigersgetting revenge y right, Like they're sitting
there waiting for their picture to betaken and then a tiger attacks, see,

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And I feel I kind of feelthat way with any of these large
game animals, elephants, tiger.I'm not saying that I wouldn't love to
hunt them down, but it's likethat video we saw on the TikTok what
was like last week week before?Were that elephant? You know, they
got the tour bus out there andit keeps lifting up that tour bus,
damn near flipping it over. Yeah. Yeah, it's enough for me to
say I think I'm good on thatone. I'm gonna go and look at

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these animals and the safety of azoo there behind some kind of cage.
And even then I go to thezoo and it's a secret phobia of mine,
where like, these animals, ifthey wanted to, these fences are
nothing. These fences wouldn't be anything. It wouldn't be nothing for an elephant

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to knock over this fence and starttrampling everybody. It wouldn't be nothing for
the bears to get out of theirenclosure. Well, that's why they do
the moat thing. Now. Alot of zoos are getting away from cages.
They're doing like moats. Okay,okay, I guess that makes sense.
It's been a while since I've beento the zoo, to be honest
with you, but I just alwaysalways think, Man, it's like,

(47:36):
if they really wanted to, theseanimals could f some stuff up. Oh
yeah, and it wouldn't be nothing. I don't think even a moat really
would stop much, it does.I feel like a tiger could jump over
remote. No, it's a bigmoat, fair enough. Yeah, I
mean think about the circus, right, and how many times they did elephants

(47:57):
there, and they would show elephantsgoing crazy, right, And there's like
swaying back and forth. I'm like, oh, here it comes, and
then they trample everybody in the thirdrow. Yeah. So lindsay, let
me ask you what kind of guidedhunt would you go on? Since you're
not much for tigers or lions orelephants or whinoceros or whatever. To be
honest, I probably wouldn't. Iwouldn't go on a guide even if it

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was like prairie dogs. I know, even if it was a thirty pound
prairie dog. No, I know. I honestly, hunting isn't really my
jam anymore ever since having children.I tried going duck hunting with my husband
after having children, and it wasa beautiful morning. There's nothing like getting

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up early and going to the duckmarsh and seeing and it's beautiful, watching
the sun come up, and it'sjust it's a gorgeous morning. In your
coffee, very serene. It's lovely. And there was one morning but all
of these these ducks came in andKevin's like, go ahead, take them,

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and I just froze. I couldnot do it. And he was
like, Okay, I'm going todo it then, and he got them,
and I'm just bawling my eyes out, and he's like, what happened?
And I'm crying and I'm like,you have babies come out of your
vagina and then go shoot god,it was terrible. It was. I
just couldn't do it any longer.I love to fish. It's it's the

(49:30):
same thing a parent or some somefishes probably, but you know what,
fish ugly and delicious. Yeah,and I just I just couldn't do it,
just couldn't do it. And forme when when Kevin and Kevin's the

(49:51):
same way now, Mark is thesame way. They hate deer hunting.
They really don't like it. It'sboring. They sit all day patience,
yes, yes, but venison isdelicious, it is. I don't know
if why they do it. Idon't know. If you know this you
may, but you can get allof that at the store. Venison,

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fish, doug any fish. Youcan get any fish at the store,
Duk, duck and goose. Yeah, did you know that? Not the
same. It's it's it's different whenyou are when you kill it yourself.
And Kevin, but that's what murdererssay. Kevin, butcher's his own meat

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as well. So because you don'tknow what you're getting when you take it
to you don't know who's near you'regetting. Do you buy lunch meat hot
dogs? You don't know what you'regetting? Gross, It's so weird logic.
I am really just blown away atthis because I thought you were like
big into it, that was yourthing, Like that's what brought you and

(50:59):
your man and together. And youguys do that regularly and why Fishing for
sure? Fishing for sure, butnot the hunting not so much, not
so much and it was ever sincethe kids. Huh, you just like
I can't do it anymore. Yeah, well that kind of just ruins everything
I have here. But I'm gonnago through terry hunting season. I'm more
of a I'm more of a widowhunting. Yeah. No, she loves

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playing this card. I've heard thisso much. Duram Brand, He'll be
bad, he's gone the wall.He'll be back in six months. So
I found this on the TikTok.They don't pay me for this, but
I thought it was awesome and Ithought of Lindsey U when when I saw
it. I've seen it on theFacebook and this is helicopter pig hunts.
Oh, I've heard about this,how friggin awesome they do it, that'd
be they do it right over here, really really, this one's based out

(51:45):
of Texas or whatever. And Iwas looking through. I was like,
well, this is cool for nearlytwenty six hundred dollars twenty five ninety five,
right, this is what you get. This is what you get.
You get two hours of flight timeand an R forty four helicop. I
had to look it up. Ye, it's like magnum p I ish yeah,
right, all right, ayeah,that's cool unlimited, ammo? How

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awesome is that? Right? Andthen you get an AR fifteen rental and
along with and if you want topay any extra hours, it's gonna cost
you about thirteen hundred dollars to doso. But my thought was they're gonna
take you up in this helicopter fortwo hours, right, and you're just
gonna sit there and blast at pigswith an AR fifteen, shoot as many

(52:29):
bullets as you want. Yeah,that does sound badass, and right,
those wild hogs are a big nuisance, so right, that would be awesome
and I probably would do that onefor me. The idea of let's make
something already really extreme, let's adda other level of extremity to it.
I'm like, I don't need tobe falling out of no plane trying to

(52:49):
shoot a hog. Oh that'd befantastic. Man. Only thing that would
make that better if they put likea heavy machine gun on the helicopter and
just let you got I go.I gotta mow them bitches down, right.
I don't need no rocket launcher orsomething. I don't need to be
shooting. And the blast of windis throwing shells down my collar. Yeah,

(53:15):
card stop. Uh so yeah,this thing it comes with all kinds.
They got all kinds of different packageswhatever. I'm not going to get
into that. I was really visionright. Uh you can throw a night
vision in there. I think I'msure he could. It didn't say anything
in here about it. I wasjust blown away by two hours an unlimited
AMMO and a helicopter and you getto shoot things. Sign me up.

(53:36):
If I had an extra twenty sixhundred dollars, I would be on it
in a heartbeat. So, butyou know, going through this and then
finding out that lindsay, you know, it's just kind of I don't like
to hunt anymore because my kids ruinedit for me. That just kind of
humm. But the hogs though,I would do that, but you know
what, you don't need a helicopter. DA have mommies too, right,

(53:58):
there's there's still assholes though, howdo we know? Yes, oh,
koala hunting, Kualas are assholes.Birds are assholes. If you go koala
hunting, is that kind of likemakes you a dick? Right, because
kualas they're supposed to be. They'reall cute and cuddly looking unless they get

(54:19):
wet, and then they're ferocious andmean. Right, they look like they'll
rip your head off. A wetkoala will. But like, I feel
like you're an asshole if you gokuala hunting. I don't know what do
they taste like? I have nevertaste. We're supposed to be really good,
but you ductually good. You're againstthat. Ducks are delicious, depending
on what kind anywhere for just over, you know, just twenty six hundred

(54:43):
dollars you can kill as many pigsas you want from a helicopter. Crown
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of meat, not bacon, butsage. Yes, people die by lethal
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was worried there for a beginning.Sage. It's kind of a hangout.
It came too strong. Good morning, you're on the air. What is
your name, Mike? Mike,we got to beat six? Okay,
all right, here we go.This is a long rifle and gets kind
of a lot of negative image asanother one like that, AK four seven.

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Correct. This is a website yougo for dating. There was a
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(58:47):
know if mechanics were smocks, butit is something that goes over your hands.
Glove. What kind of gloves?Glove? Another name for rubber late
late x? What? Correct?This is a type of poem made up
of three sentences Japanese obsolute question.It's not a question. Uh. Three

(59:19):
is what you got? And that'snot good enough? Mike. I'm sorry,
Yeah, de Sean, I'm congratulations. Man. You got the win
there. Yeah, that's often.I don't know how I got big.
That was a rough. It wasimpressive. Hang on the line. You're
gonna see Jeff Dunham on the floorand also be impressed by that. Hang

(59:42):
on The line was the question again, this is right here of Japanese poetry.
That's all you really can say,you know, and if they don't
get it, I just don't knowhow you get saucy sage. And then
my first one's AK forty seven.What you got pretty quickly, pretty quickly,

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and he sent a R pitt Butthen he got around to it.
Yeah, I was hoping he'd goasks and then get to plish to cough.
I mean the record now puts mein a lead with seven. Let's
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USA Today's Best New Attraction in twentynineteen and Best City Park in twenty twenty
one. I mean it is anamazing gem, for sure, it is.
I wanted to see what the othertop ones were, Yeah, I'm
interested. Number six was a parkin Hawaii. Well that makes sense.
Seems like any park in Hawaii isgoing to be nice. Number five was

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Clyde Warren Park in Dallas, whichis nice, okay. Number four was
wild Wood Preserve Metro Park in Toledo, ohhh okay, And then Forest Park
in Saint Louis. It's Forest Park'sawesome, okay. Where the zoo is.
Number two Golden Gate Park in SanFrancisco, very nice, also an
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one is the Gathering Place in Tulsa. Yeah. I have a friend in
Chicago who says that a friend ofhers there. They came in front of
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NFL Draft. The Los Angeles Chargersare signing running back JK. Dobbins to

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a one year deal. The twentyfive year old has struggled with injuries throughout
his career and was sidelined for fortytwo of the final fifty one games that
he was a member of the BaltimoreRavens. He missed the last sixteen games
of last season due to a tornachilles. Dobbins's totaled one, three hundred

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and forty seven rushing yards and twelvetouchdowns in twenty four career games. Harm
is an interesting dude. He's livingwhich Harbo, did you say, Jim?
Yeah, he's living in an RVon the beach in Sandy Are in
La Good. He just hasn't founda place to live yet, like a
house or dude's living on a beach. That's all rue there are well,

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I mean, I don't know ifhe's like on the beach, but like
go down the rabbit hole of it. It's it's like one hundred and fifty
thousand dollars RV of course, right, So yeah, this ain't no you
know, we're making right out ofit, breaking bad Marvi. Right,
he didn't bite used from Maybe hedid. I don't know, but it
doesn't look like shabby. And canyou imagine here's what he's worth millions?

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Arguably you can make an argument nowhe's one of the best coaches in football
now that Saban has retired and he'sjust living in an RV down by the
ocean. Bill Belichick is still preparingfor the NFL Draft. The former head
coach of the New England Patriots willbe part of the team on the Pat

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McAfee show Draft Spectacular as an analyst. Belichick said that he's looking forward to
seeing it from the other side.After spending that last five decades coaching in
the NFL. It's seventy two yearold and the Patriots agreed to part ways
in January. After twenty four seasonsand six Super Bowls in New England.

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Belichick is fifteen wins away from breakingDon Shula's all time record of three hundred
and forty seven career victories including playoffs. You say fifteen, yes, sir,
good luck with that one. Yeah, yeah. I don't see him
coach on huh nah, I don'tsee him coaching again, and I don't
want to see him go. Holdon, I don't want to see him
go. Every time somebody drafts something, he's like, no, I wouldn't

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have done that right. The transferlandscape could change for NCAA athletes. The
Division I Council approved a new ruleproposal on Wednesday, which would allow athletes
to transfer and play for their newschool immediately if they meet specific academic requirements.
The previous legislation of forced athletes tosit out a year if they transferred

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to a new school more than once. Players will have no limit on transfers,
but they won't be able to switchprograms mid season and play for second
school in the same academic year.The measure is expected to pass on Monday.
Yeah, that makes sense. Howabout you only get so many?
Yeah, yeah, makes sense.You have a right to move on if
you're not happy, but if youcan't figure it out after two three,

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it might be you. Yeah,I agree with that. The quest for
Lord Stanley's Cup begins on Saturday.First round matchups in the Eastern Conference have
already been set. A battle betweentwo and three seeds in the Metropolitan Division
takes place when the Carolina Hurricanes faceoff against the New York Islanders in Rally.

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The same seeds square off in anAtlantic Division show down in Boston,
where the Maple Leafs visit the Bruins. Western Conference matchups are still up in
the air as the league closes outthe regular season on Thursday night. The
Golden Knights lead the Kings by onepoint for third place in the Pacific Division.
With both teams in action. Andthat's your balls to the wall sports,

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Tulsa's Rock Station. Ninety seven tofive kmod conspiracy theory Thursday, where I
saw that the Australian Department of Defensereleased a ten page uf essay because the
public was like, hey, what'sgoing on? So they did a Freedom

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of Information Act request and the documents, investigations and other reports created between July
and October twenty twenty three mentioned seventeenDepartment of Defense communications about UFOs or UAPs,
which is unidentified aerial phenomena phenomena.However, compared to places such as

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the United States, Canada, theUnited Kingdom, China, Australia does not,
at least based on these documents,apaire to have much interest in the
topic. There was no scientific orother compelling reason to continue to devote resources
to the recording and investigation of unidentifiedaerial phenomena phenomena. According to the DoD

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in Australia Defense does not have apolicy on the reporting of UAP by either
member of the public or defense members. Defense safety of flight incidents, including
those potentially posed by UAPs, arehandled by the Defense Aviation Authority, with
civilian flight incidents their purview of theCAA. The ten page dossier does make

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some points clear. The Australian Departmentof Defense does not have a policy governing
the reporting or recording of UFOs.The Air Force stopped ceased the handling reports
of UAPs in nineteen ninety six afterdetermining there were no scientific or other compelling

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reasons to continue to devote resources toit. The Australian Department of Defense also
claimed in the documents that under AirForce aviation protocols, again this is in
Australia, there have been no recordsof observations or sightings of unidentified aircraft in
the past ten years. They alsostate that they are aware of the US

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based All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office withinthe United States Department Defense and continue to
monitor their reports. The Australian DoDalso admits that as of the latest reporting
in April of twenty twenty three,they are examining number of cases but have
not found any credible evidence of extraterrestrialactivity, off world technology, or objects

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that defy the known laws of physics. Air Force's position continues to be that
there is no scientific or other compellingreason to divert resources to the recording and
investigation of UAPs. This aligns withthe priorities and mission and objective of the
Department of Defense in Australia. Sothey drew a thick line in the sand

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and were like, no, there'sno reason to even document any of this
stuff. There are, in theiropinion, zero incidents in Australia. Seems
hard to believe. Yeah, ifthat thing was happening, they're like,
oh, don't go there. Yeah, So are they Is there something in

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the air that they're keeping things out? Like? I think one take for
sure is that they're just trying tokick the can down the line or smoke
screen it like, nothing to seehere, right, move along? Nothing
to see here? Certainly possible.So one position could be that they're one
hundred percent line. Another position isthey're not lying, yeah, that there

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is none. Isn't it fascinating thatthe take you had was and I'm not
saying it's wrong, but the takeyou had immediately that you felt you needed
to go to. Is that they'relying, Yeah, because there's obviously some
right because we see it well,but claims here constantly. Yeah, there's

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also claims people running down the streettelling me that you know, I've got
their iPod or whatever. Yeah,it feels more like just nothing to see
here because we don't want you here. No, because why would they because
why why would they have that take? Because we don't. We don't want

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the fuss. We don't want Wewant to keep everything secretive here to line,
Yeah, to benefit what I don'tknow, just to keep we don't.
We don't need the rumors, wedon't need the we don't need the

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the attention. We want everything hushhush. Maybe, or they just you
know, hey, that's all crazy, that's all crazy talk. We don't
deal with crazy talk. Yeah,let you guys look crazy in us.
Yeah, we're going to focus ondefense. Why do we need to do
any resources when you guys are doingall the research. We don't have to

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deal with it at all. Andif you have something alarming, then we'll
get involved, sure, or wejust choose not to talk about it.
It isn't real if we don't talkabout it. Yeah, or maybe there
really isn't anything going on over there, maybe or anywhere. Maybe the Aliens

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know not to go over there,or there is nothing, No, come
on, Australia is gorgeous, GoldCoast is amazing, or there's nothing going
on, and they're the first onesto be like, yeah, we're not
going to get involved in crazy.There's nothing going on. There's no reason
for us to even put the factthat it when ten pages is impressive if

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there's nothing to talk why ten pages? If there's nothing to talk about,
wouldn't one press release go hey,listen, well, we haven't found we
have no documentation of any sort ofsituation where we need to investigate further.
We'll follow the United States Department ofDefense in regards to UFOs or UAPs,
and it should anything change, willchange. Someone said the Australian government was

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warned by the aliens to deny everythingor else it's possibility. I don't think
it's a possibility. I'm not readyto say there's no aliens, but I
don't know if they've told them whatto do, right, I feel pretty
comfortable going no, that didn't happen. I mean, you never know.

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I mean, they've been around alot longer than we have, have they.
Sure, Sure, I've heard andseen some things about ancient alien bases
underneath Antarctica, you know, underneathall that ice, so living at the
bottom of the ocean as well.So who's to say that, you know,
they don't have like a home basein Australia, right, They just

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haven't established an office maybe in Australia, right, and they're just like,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no, if you know
what's good for you in this giantisland, y'all need to keep a trap
shut or all Jilean islands. Ihear you though, So they just hey,
you don't. We don't know eachother. I'm I'm a neighbor,
right right, shut your mouth,keep your name, my name out your

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mouth. Yeah. Absolutely, that'sexactly how it went down. Man.
Yeah, I'm not going with that. I'm not prepared to jump out on
that ledge that the whole government islike, listen, we got a visitor,
man. We can't say anything,right, if we say anything,

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we'll look crazy as ever someone else, right all right, that text says
the wildlife in Australia is pretty alienlooking. That's I was gonna say maybe
Australia is Australian for alien, orAustralia Australian Australian alien. Yes, it's

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stretched, but I see where you'regoing. Yeah, Like, what is
it foster that is Australian for beer? Also not ow back. Our back
is also not an Australian restaurant.Ahead and put that out there. Onion
is not an Australian thing. That'sa bunch of just delicious. It's just
all it is. It's just delicious. You know, I'm going to Australia.

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I can't wait to have a bloominonion. You get there, they're
like, huh well, okay,well can you at least throw a shrimp
on the barbie? We don't.Yeah, but if you want to box
a kangaroo, we got you sendthem in oblivion. Right, it's delicious
there. I don't think that's Australian. That'd be wrong. Nonetheless, Yeah,

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if so, I don't think there'san Australian. Maybe they're listen.
I like the argument. I couldsee that more than anything is like that
is their home base. Yeah,like when they all got together, they
went you can have Australia. Noone wants it right because there every time
somebody goes over there, they getkilled by aliens. And then finally the
British were like, all right,listen here, let's make a deal.

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All right, we just need tosend some prisoners over here. Do with
them what you want. We reallydon't care, but we kind of need
to use this land. And we'relike, okay, well, prisoner slaves,
I like it. Bring it on. So the aliens and then they
come together and they got a nicelittle pact. Everybody lives happily after.
Australians are known for being like adifferent breed. They kind of have that

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Russian thing, uh huh right,grit, tough, snails, right,
pretty much crazy. Everything in Russia'sgray. Everything in Australia is brown.
I get what you're saying. Aureliahas enough to worry about with every creature
they're trying to kill you. Maybealiens see the saltwater crocs, et cetera,
and they're just like, Nope,don't want to go there. Oh

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so the opposite conversation, Okay,yeah, four friends are skaters scared of
kangaroos. I get it, especiallythe ancient one. The other day,
three seventy five pounds. Yeah,I'm crossing the street if I see a
six foot kangaroo as as I can. Oh, I'm going to try not
to bring attention to myself. Runningbrings attention. Yeah, walk really fast,

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just turn around and don't make eyecontact. What I didn't see?
No six foot tall kangaroos for you. Undred seventy five pounds. Nope,
nope. Kangaro is just waiting foryou to make eye contact, right sitting
up on his tail, because that'swhat kangaroo do it do it? Come
on. I like the argument thatkangaroos are aliens. I can wrap my

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head around that. More than thatthe aliens had a conversation with the ustra
Alien government. That feels more.Are cats Australian cats like actual kittens?
Yeah? Like few lines? Yeah, I think those come from like Egypt,
that's like where they were mostly,and then we decided to domesticate them,
you know, because I was thinkingmaybe the cats have a connection to
Australia. And then because cats arealready alien, I think those are aliens.

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They could be, the watchers couldbe. They're all scouts, all
linked together in one way or theother. Yeah, But it's a pretty
big deal, I think in thatworld to come out and say no,
there is no we don't document it, there's no reason to the line that
I thought was super line in thesand made it clear that there is no

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scientific evidence to prove it, sothere's no reason to investigate it. And
nineteen ninety six, after determining therewas no scientific or other compelling reason to
continue to devote resources to the recordingor investigating of UAPs, that's a pretty
definitive line. Yeah, But thenthey still just keep popping up, right,

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So I mean, why wouldn't youif these You're like, hey,
there's no scientific evidence that we needto be tracking these things or researching or
studying or whatever. And then thatto me sounds like there aren't any at
all whatsoever. You know what itis, And it just occurred to me,
we're getting hung up on vocabulary.Are most people are where maybe they

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don't treat it as a UFO ora UAP, any suspicious flight or air
situation, they all get classified underthe same thing. They don't have a
separate classification. Okay, so ifan incident, it's just probably labeled an
incident. So if another aircraft thatisn't supposed to be there, enters the
airspace, they scramble their jets.It is an incident, period and they

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just leave it at that. Itdoesn't get subclassified into something else, right,
or the Australian people are just tooworried not to die by six foot
kangaroos that they're like, listen,we're not gonna mess with this anymore.
We got other things to worry about. Six foot, three hundred and seventy
five pound kangaroo right and from backin the day, and snakes and the
deadliest spiders in the world. Allright, we gotta take a break.

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We'll be back. If you're listeningto The Big Mad Morning Show, this
is Tulsa's Morning Shown. Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

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Nine one, eight four six ohkmod can also text to be a mess
and then what you want to sayto eight two nine four five Conspiracy theory
Thursday. Cloud seating is something alot of people believe in. And in
the last couple of days, SaudiArabia, Saudia Arabia cutter Aman bah Rain

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UAE all got rain. Saudi ArabiaAirport received five and a half inches and
twenty four hours their yearly rain accumulationthree wow. So it created some catastrophic
events in terms of flooding. Andit all started late Monday, and by

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the next day, in twenty fourhours, they got that five point five
to nine inches of rain and obviouslyclosed the airport. They showed airplanes with
trying to taxi down the runway,which I was like, how they get
luggage loaded. Nonetheless, and oneof the problems is is in that country,

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it is against the law to becritical of the country, so they're
having a hard time getting people's statementsabout it. Okay, I was gonna
say of the country or of thegovernment or both. Yes, yes,
yes, okay, America. Soit's kind of hard to get people's feedback
on what happened. Some people aresaying it is because of cloud seating,

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because it happened in these other areas. So cloud seating is where these small
planes flown by the government go throughclouds burning special salt flares, and some
believe those flares can increase precipitation.Several reports quoted meteorologists at the National Center
for Meteorology as saying they flew sixor seven cloud seating flights before the rains.

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The Center did not immediately respond toquestions on Wednesday, though flight tracking
data analyzed by the Associated Press showedone aircraft affiliated with the UAE's cloud seating
efforts flew around the country on Sunday. The UAE, which relies heavily on
energy hungry Desolin Nation desalination plants toprovide water, conducts cloud seeding in part

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to increase its dwindling limited groundwater.They close schools and all these things.
Now, the problem with cloud seatingis that there's no real data to show
that it works. Okay, countriesdo it like UAE, like Saudi Arabia,
but there's no data to show itworks. There's no substantial data.

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If if you cloud seed, there'sno way to know how much rain you
were going to get before or ifyou did or did not do it right.
But I think if you're in aplace where it doesn't normally rain like
that and then all of a suddenyou're getting more than your year's worth of
rain in one day because of thisexperiment that the government has done, I
think that's proof enough. But again, that's not how it works. They

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don't just do it on a sunnyday. They do it on a day
when they think it's going to rain, and then they do it, so
there's no way to know if theyif it would have still rained if they
didn't do it. There's no wayto know how much rain they would have
got if they didn't do it right, right, I understand you're not going
to do it on a clear skyday, you see what I'm saying.
But even just a few clouds upin the sky, you go up there

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and see them some bitches boom,it's raining. There's proof, not necessarily,
because again, how do you knowit wasn't gonna rain if you didn't
do it. How are you gonnaknow how much rain you got? Right
if you didn't do it, There'sno way to know that. Again,
but the yearly averages, they getwhat three inches of rain a year,
and they got five inches in oneday. I think that's your proofs.

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That's well, it is a correlation, that's true. But there are years
when it goes up when they didn'tdo it. In order for it to
work, does there already have tobe clouds in the sky? Yes,
okay, because if it did work, if it was a major thing,
I'm like why wouldn't they do itin California. Well, I think they're
getting plenty of rain as of rightnow. But well in other countries that

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are water depleted, sure, yeah, or over forest fires and put it
to good use. One hundred percentfive inches of rain in twenty four hours,
no joke. Yeah, even herewe would feel the pressure of that.

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And we have a very sophisticated rainremoval system in Tulsa that is considered
one of the best in the world, where those engineers go to other countries
to explain how it works and howto implement it. That's how advanced our
water removal system is. But theidea that this is the most water that

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they have ever seen in since collectingthe data of rain since was it nineteen
forty nine, I think, iswhat I saw? Right. Well,
I mean, if it worked onthis experiment, or at least they're trying
to figure out if it worked,do it again, do it again,
and continue doing it, and thatshould be enough to prove hey, yeah,

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this stuff works. And but againthere's blooded there's a correlation. I
agree, but it doesn't mean itworked because you don't know how much would
have happened if they wouldn't have doneit. Would this reign of this substantial
amount happened if they wouldn't have doneit, right, there's no way to
know that. I guess, Idon't know. It's smart people's stuff.
I'm out, I was going,I'm I'm just saying, but just because

(01:29:24):
something happens doesn't mean that's that thatthat that happens. It's just a correlation.
I don't know. Where there's smoke, isn't always fire. Explain that
to me, because how is therenot smoke if there's not fire? Burnouts?
Okay, cool, I get that. But you're burning something there's no
fire though, Huh. I meanit's getting hot nonetheless getting hot? Yes,

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nonetheless, I think me personally thatthat this actually, you know,
worked the way they wanted it to, you know, and and and I
get what you're saying. You know, we don't if it could have you
know what it would if we didn'tdo this, Yeah, you could have
still gotten five inches. But youguys only get three inches a year.

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You're getting five inches in a day. So whatever. Like I said,
it makes my brainer thinking about it. Sure, all right, we're gonna
take a break. We'll be backto Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back,
The Big Mad Morning Show, Tulsa'sRock Station ninety Good morning, It's

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the Big Mad Morning Show. Nineeight four six oh kmod can also text
bmms and then what you want tosay to eight two nine four five Join
us now from the Tulsa Drillers isMike Malega, Hey, Mike, how
are you? I'm great? Goodmorning, good morning, good morning.
Currently the Drillers are on the roadand they are still playing well. But

(01:31:08):
really the talk is Dalton right,Dalton Rushing. This guy is continuing to
be everything that was predicted about him. You know, it's funny you say
that we have had that conversation herethis week. He looks like the real
deal. You know, sometimes eventhe biggest prospects, guys like Nolan Aronado,
they get to Tulsa with an awfullot of fanfare and they struggle.
You know, Double La is abig leap. It's they struggle, and

(01:31:30):
Rushing is just kind of hit theground running. I mean he hits the
ball hard. He plays with youknow, like a high level of competitiveness
and all the things that you needto be a winner. And it looks
like he's gonna be a winner.Yeah, and they'll be. The Drillers
will be back in action on Wednesdaynext week, and so you want to
make sure you see the Tulsa Drillersdown at one Oak Field. Get your
tickets Tulsa Drillers dot Com and soa lot of stars happening with Tulsa Drillers.

(01:31:56):
Make sure you get your tickets tohang out. The fireworks are always
a good time. We're just gettinginto the season and to have a team
playing as well as they do helpswith people coming out to see the Drillers
in action, right, Yeah,I mean it always helps. It never
hurts. I mean, the winningand the losing isn't the be all end
all with the Drillers experience, butit helps when we're winning. And we've
just taken two in a row fromour rivals up in Wichita on the road.

(01:32:20):
We're undefeated on the road, butwe're kind of upside down at home.
I think we only went one infive at home. So we look
to turn that around next week andcome out with a win on the series.
Yeah. U Tilsa Dailer's back inaction on Tuesday. Northwest Arkansas visits
two Dollars Tuesday, So we'll getinto that more next week when we talk
about the Drillers. Let's talk aboutsome baseball stuff. Crazy stack came out

(01:32:44):
of the Red Sox game last nightwhere they had something I didn't even know
this was a thing. I'm sureyou did, but it's called a maddox
where their pitcher, Tanner Hawk Ibelieve his name is, he threw a
two and zero and to make ita maddox make one of the quickest games
in a nine in stretch of anhour and forty nine minutes. It hadn't

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happened since twenty ten. I know, it's crazy, right, So,
like you know, you're talking aboutfifteen years since the last time it happened.
And yeah, the maddix is anine in incomplete game with nine or
more strikeouts. So you just don'tsee that nowadays because generally the big strikeout
guys they ranked, they crank theirpitch counts up and they pull them out
of games. So you talk abouta guy who had tremendous command last night,

(01:33:28):
even though he has to get atleast three pitches into to get a
batter out with a strikeout, hegot that game done. He got a
complete game under one hundred pitches andyeah, an hour and forty nine minutes,
which is just insane. So that'sa combination of great pitching and the
pitch clock and the effects of theon the game that I had. That's
a fun I didn't think about that. So do you think that doesn't happen
if the pitch clock doesn't exist?Well, certainly not. I mean the

(01:33:53):
pitch clock knocked off, but Ithink twenty six or twenty eight minutes off
off of the average game time lastyear. So you got that's already fully
baked into the game, you knowwhat I mean? And all that did
court, but is it gets usback to the way it used to be.
Guys just used to play with afaster pace without needing the clock to
remind them, hey, it's gotime, kind of move it on,
move it along. So the pitchclock has gotten these guys back to a

(01:34:16):
pace that that you know, peoplesaw with baseball back in the in the
fifties and sixties and seventies and eighties, when games were played around two hours
long. So when the fact thatMaddox did it makes it an even more
incredible stat for him. And isit fair to put this guy on the
same level. Because of the pitchclock, then you know, I think it's

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I think it's fare I mean,an hour forty nine is it crazy low?
I mean even for pitchclock standards.Right if even if you added half
an hour to that or twenty fiveminutes to that, you're still you're still
talking about a two hour and fifteenminute game. And that's an incredibly it's
an incredibly short game. I mean, but the maddox is really not about
the game time. The game timewas kind of secondary. The Mattox is
really about the effectiveness of the pitchgoing allmine innings, which is way more

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rare nowadays than it used to be, and having that many strikeouts in a
complete game performance. That's the maattics really more so than the time of
the game. Let's talk a littlebit too about the NBA and John Tay
Porter getting banned for betting on basketball. We kind of had a little debate
this morning. Athletes and gambling kindof go hand in hand. Do you

(01:35:23):
agree with that, as I mean, you're so much closer to it than
we are. Athletes and gambling dothey just they for some reason like each
other? You know, they're competitive, you know, and they like to
get wins, and I think justpsychologically it's probably You're probably right to make
the connection. You do hear aboutit a lot. You know, we
grew up with you know, MichaelJordan and Charles Barkley and those guys,

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and they were notorious for hitting Vegasand doing those types of things. Dennis
Rodman back in the day would goto Vegas all the time. So yeah,
I think it is that they arekind of synonymous with it. And
then today they've all partnered with allof these gambling sites, you know,
the DraftKings and the fan duels,that the leagues are all in bed with
them and they're promoting it. Butat the same time, they expect the
players not to bet on their ownsport, and I don't think that's too

(01:36:09):
much to ask. I think theyhave to. They have to keep the
integrity of the game intact, andif they're betting on their own sport,
like Baseball did with Pete Rose,I think the NBA is just kind of
doubling down and following suit. Yeah, it's kind of a challenge to take
the money from the gambling organizations andthen also punish a player for doing the

(01:36:29):
gambling. I think the headline iswhat most people see and they don't get
into the details about how he wasgiving insider information, right. I mean,
you know, if you're inside aclubhouse or and you're you're inside a
locker room in the NBA or ina clubhouse in baseball, and you know
the GMS, and you know thatthe decision making that's going on, it
is it's not you know, it'snot a right for you to be able
to gamble on that. That's likeinsider trading, and so it makes sense.

(01:36:53):
I think all the league should absolutelyhave strong rules against their players betting
against their own sport. But tomy knowledge, I don't think that that
precludes them from gambling on golf orgambling on another sport that they're not participating
in. And anytime gambling in sportsgets brought up, you did it in
a second ago. Pete Rose namegets thrown into it. Is the Major
League Baseball too harsh by not allowinghim into the Hall of Fame? No,

(01:37:15):
no, no, no, Idon't think so at all. And
you know, I think you haveto make you know, you have to.
Unfortunately, this guy is a Hallof Fame caliber player. And he's
the one that had to be madethe example of. It would have been
a lot better for the game ifit was you know, some dude that
was maybe like a one time AllStar and played in the big leagues for
six or seven seasons, but wasreally kind of a mid mid level guy.
But it just shows the importance ofit. And I think it sets

(01:37:38):
the tone with all the other leaguestoo, that you know, they do
need to kind of follow suit.You can't look the other way in one
sport and not in the other.So I think Baseball has been kind of
a leader on that, and that'swhy the whole conversation that we were having
a few weeks back about Otani,I mean, that was such a serious
deal because again, this guy's aninternational superstar and all of a sudden he
found himself maybe in the crosshairs ofa gambling scandal, and we know how

(01:38:00):
Baseball has ruled on that before,and they would have had no choice but
to do it again. So I'mglad that all cleared itself up. And
I'm not sure and maybe you are, of the rules. Even though Otani's
interpreter, he's in the club house, he sees insider information. Is he
also held to those same restrictions interms of gambling. Yes, he was
an employee of the Los Angeles Dodgers, so they, you know, anybody

(01:38:20):
that's going to have that type ofaccess on the regular basis, they they
need to, they need to bereally a full time employee of the club.
And so he was. So he'she's, you know, up to
the same set of standards and hasto follow those rules. And that's no
different down here in the miners.I mean we have to we all have
to sign documentation everybody that's on myfull time staff that says we will not

(01:38:42):
bet on baseball. So it's it'snot just players and the folks that are
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typerbic Man morningsho'se top list random topics, randomly drawn with random results. Now
Here's Corbyn, Gimpie and Lindsay withthis week's top list. This week's top
list is sexiest Villains. I can'tspeak for certain you, but I feel
like Lindsay's list is gonna be alittle different than Gimbe's and eyes we'll see.

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So we're doing top list sexiest Villains. What do you have for number
five? Lindsay? Catwoman? MichellePfeiffer. I was gonna say which one?
Yeah, what about when she wasSupergirl? Was he's that girl?
You had a Halle Berry was aCatwoman, and then you had got Dawn

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the original one. She was asinger and I can't remember her name for
the life of me, but apparatelyshe doesn't really matter. Yeah, Michelle
Pfeiffer, I thought, well,so sixth or seventh grade, my grandma
actually ordered me the Catwoman costume,and uh my mom was so pissed.
She was like, that is soinappropriate. I mean that costume was so

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hot, and I mean black leather. When will black leather ever stop being
sexy? Truth? Never, itwill never stop being sexy. And Michelle
Pfeiffer was so damn sexy in thatmovie, probably the sexy at she's ever
been and ever will be. Doyou think it was a leather that did

(01:42:00):
it? Oh? Yeah, Imean she's pretty hot as it is,
but I mean she was. Yeah. I mean Halle Berry in the bikini
thing pretty hot. Yeah, yeah, but you know what that was probably.
I don't think that movie got greatreviews. No one really liked that
one, so I think more peopleliked and saw it wasn't good. It's

(01:42:28):
sexy. I didn't even see.Halle Berry is Catwoman and I love me
some halle Berry. She is sexy. But Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman, she did
it. Number four Rio from GoodGirls on NBC. Manny Montana is the
actor who played Rio. He isyeah, he's uh. He plays the

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big drug dealer and he's got thegirls working and he's just he's mean.
And every time he talks mean tothem, I'm like, yeah, I
want him to tell me what todo. Like he's just yeah, he's
just a jerk. I'm like,you could, you could boss me around
anytime. Yeah. He's in Mayanstoo. Yeah. Yeah, he played

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Manny and Mayans. Oh well,that's a civil easy role to remember,
isn't it. Absolutely My name isManny. Uh. Number three Tyler Durden
from Fight Club Brad Pitt. Imean his body in that, his abs,
and he's so freaking hot, sweaty, his shirt is off. I

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mean, he's probably one of thehottest roles he's ever played. Fu Yeah
for me, at least, doeshim being crazy because he's crazy? Yeah,
does that make him hotter? No? No, it takes him less
hot. Then it's just his hisbody. You see him without his shirt
off most of the time. Andoh and he's fighting, oh my gosh.

(01:44:06):
And yeah yeah sometimes Yeah. Andhonestly, what was it the last
film that he did with Leonardo theHollywood, the Quentin Tarantino movie. Yes,
yes, Once upon a Time inHolliday. I didn't really like that

(01:44:27):
movie until the very end when hestarts kicking ass. Yeah. Number two
Meagan from The Walking Dead Jeffrey DeanMorgan. Yeah, it was hard to
hate him because he's of his hotness. He was so bad, but I
just loved him. Okay, hewas Do you like him in Gray's I

(01:44:49):
never watched Gray's Anatomy. Yeah,you're not missing much, but that feels
like something would be in her wheelhouse. I agree. I've watched Gray's Anatomy
spinoffs, but I've never watched Grays. Huh, Yeah, how can you
watch? I mean you can,but don't you need to know the backstory
for them to watch the spinoffs?Passive people just watched Joni Loves Chachi for

(01:45:13):
the right And then number one forme was Eric Northman from True Blood,
played by Alexander Scarsguard. He's prettymuch hot and everything, but he was
a great vampire villain and I prettymuch watched a True Blood just for him.
All your ones you picked of men, all play scumbag human beings.

(01:45:41):
I think she's got a type,dude. I'm just saying, sounds like
it in a fantasy world, becauselet's let's think about this year's True Man.
Your old man is a pretty cleancut kind of guy or whatever.
You know, he's not Tyler Derndon. You know he's not a scumbag.
Absolutely, Kevin's not. I lovehim, so in a fantasy world,

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I think, Yeah, you've definitelygot a bad boy type. Sure that
and Fireman Scott's Guard always plays anabsolute scumbag and almost every movie he's ever
been in, he's a fantastic actor. I guess if you're a villain,
you're a scumbag. So right,right, he's the one that did it
right well. He played Penny Wise, was that guard? No, okay,
I'm trying to I'm trying to thinkof something you would know him as.

(01:46:26):
But uh, because you don't watchWhat's the True Little Lies? Is
that what it's called Every Little Liesor something like that? He plays the
nicole kidman's husband in Real pos BigLittle Lies? Yeah? Yeah, Succession
he's a scumbag in Succession of VersusCang. I did watch that, but
I don't remember him. So okay, yeah, I mean, is he

(01:46:47):
like Legit Balding. No, he'sgot the I was gonna say. I
just got the picture up here,and it shows him got the Costanza or
the the bozo haircut. So okay, doing Topless Sexiest Villains, Skimpy's turn,
what do you have for number five? Coming in at number five?
I wanna make an adjustment there realquick, all right, Number five is

(01:47:11):
going to be Sears Lanister. Ohyeah, you know, they kept her
pretty well clean, not like youknow her character or anything, but she
didn't show her boobs or getting nakedor anything until later on in the series.
And then yeah, granted that probablywas a putt double, but nonetheless,
I mean just looking at her withall those layers and layers and layers
and layers and layers of dress on, she still looked pretty hot to me.

(01:47:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, andjust a bitch, Yeah, just
a bitch. It's the sex withthe brother that kind of slows me down
a little bit. But I mean, what evs. Everybody's got a history,
right. The short hair kind ofthrew I was like, yeah,
I give you that. I'll giveyou that when she cut it off,
but you know, doing her walkof Atonement man naked as can be,

(01:47:54):
people yelling CURSI and spitting on her. Yeah yeah, okay. Number four
is going to be doctor Julia Harris. Now you're probably wondering, who the
hell is doctor Julia Harris. That'snot my dentist, but it was the
dentist played by Jennifer Aniston in HorribleBosses. That dirty, dirty girl.

(01:48:16):
Oh my gosh, so naughty inthose movies. Man, it is Jennifer
Aniston. How you go wrong?How you go wrong with Jennifer Aniston.
Number three sexiest Villains is going tobe Poison Navy from Batman and Robin played
by Uma Thurman. Uma Thurman,Yeah, see the something about him?

(01:48:43):
Man, You know, I don'tknow if it was all the green,
it's just Uma Thurman. Maybe thatlong red hair. I don't know.
But even in Kill Bill, Iwas like, hey, but for for
me, Poison Ivy man and mademe do it. That got it for
me. Number two here is probably, I want to say, like probably

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the first time I ever like lookedat a movie character and thought, holy
cow, she's hot. Because thenwe grow up we have our little little
crushes or whatever. But you know, when I was you know, when
I was a when I was ayoung warthog, I had a crush on

(01:49:26):
Daphne from Scooby Doo. But thatdoesn't mean anything, you know what I
mean. So as you get older, you know, like things start to
move and adjust, and then yourealize that t X from the Terminator was
probably one of the hottest super villainsthat you ever come across. You ever
found. You know, I lookedat her, I was like, danm

(01:49:46):
because before it was Arnold, youknow, and then you had the weird
guy, and then this bitch comealong and you're like oh oh oh and
again much like Lindsay said, it'sthe leather pants. You know, she
just happened to be in red leather, red leather, yellow leather, red
leather pants instead of black out numberone. Come on, come on,

(01:50:10):
come on, how do you notmake Harley Quinn? You're number one,
Marico Robbie, Harley Quinn, evenHarley Quinn, the character man, the
comic book character does have to beplayed by Margot Robbie. That just helped
out tremendously because Margot Robbie's a goddamnsmoke show one hundred percent so. But

(01:50:30):
looking at like, you know,just the character drawn up in the comic
books, you're like, damn Marle, way to go, Joker, Bravo.
Good for you, man, AndMargot Robbie came in and just stole
it all away, and I'm justlike, thank you. I knew Margot
Robbie was gonna show up. Ithought on one of your lists. I
was like, for sure, Yeah, Tom List's Sexiest Villains. Number five

(01:50:55):
for me is an older movie,but in it she's just I don't know
what it is about her, ormaybe it's her curly hair, her playfulatitude.
Everybody she looks fun to hang outwith till she goes crazy. And
that's Glenn close and fatal attraction.Okay, there's some about until she wants
to boil the rabbit. You're like, oh, she's seventy seven. Yeah,

(01:51:15):
but she wasn't in the movie.I know she wasn't. And you
like older women, they are beautifullovers. Number four from Dust Till Dawn
samahayak Oh, anything samahayaks In isawesome. But to find her as a
villain, yeah, perfect. Yeah, I didn't think of her as the
villain, but I guess she is. I mean she is a vampress,

(01:51:39):
all right. She was a segeductresswith her dancing. Yeah, I just
thought her as a as a asa dancer who happened to be a vampire.
But you know, not so muchthe villain, but it is what
it is. I think her boobshave gotten bigger over the years. Oh
yeah, I'm just saying lower,No bigger or lower bowler Number three.

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Some people have texted this in SarahMichelle Geller from Cruel Intentions. I thought
about putting that one on my list. She's so hot in it. That
movie should not be liked by men, but man, it's so good.
She's such an evil person. YoungReese Witherspoon in it, in the scene

(01:52:19):
where she's like Sarah Michelle Geller andher stepbrother is played by Ryan Philippi and
they kiss and you're like, whyis this hot? It shouldn't be hot,
it's wrong. Number two easily ahorrible individual, and she has been

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evil in a couple movies. Casinois one of them. But she wasn't
super sexy in it. And that'sSharon Stone when she was the villain in
Basic Instinct scene where she crosses herlegs right, nice beaver she is.
She is ridiculously hot and sex sex. He oozes sex in that movie.

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Yeah, I would agree with that. And then number one for me,
we've cited this movie many times.I think still at her current age,
she's incredibly attractive. She wears redleather in this movie, and that is
Elizabeth Hurley and but dazzled, Yeah, plays the devil. She does play

(01:53:25):
the devil. Uh huh, she'sincredibly sexy. Everything she wears. You're
like, when she wears the copoutfit, You're like, dang, if
that's what the devil looks like.Yeah, I am in for sure.
Some texts coming in. Uh,Hella and thor Okay, I can't forget

(01:53:46):
it. Poison Ivy earth a kitfrom the The o G Catwoman, Sarah
Sanderson from Hocus Pocus. Oh yeahthat was Sarah Michelle or Sarah Jessica Parker's
character. Oh, We're gonna runa book a horse face. Yeah,
but you know what, she actuallywas very, very hot in that movie.

(01:54:08):
I've never said that. I've neversaid that about Sarah Michelle Sarah Jesska
Parker. Ever, she was moreattractive than the other two witches. I'll
give you that. Hey, youget three witches in room, one of
them's hot. I get you outof the three, she was the hottest.
Uh. Ravena Ravenna snow White andthe Huntsmen played by Charlie Staring one

(01:54:30):
hundred percent. Uh Madison Lee Charlie'sAngels full throttle. Okay, Uh yeah,
I know somebody else texting in aboutHocus Sarah Jessica Parker for Hoax Folcus.
I didn't realize so many people likedhorses h you know, I mean
two each is their own. Ifa long face is what gets you going,

(01:54:53):
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and then what you want to sayto eight two nine four five. Taking
your kids on vacation, going tohotel rooms very common. This woman took
her one year old boy. Theywere in South Dakota in a hotel and

(01:55:57):
the one year old fell out ofa third story win at the highly esteemed
Clubhouse hotel in suites and sue fallsand then died two days later from the
injuries. Oh my. Uh.They're going to do organ donations with his

(01:56:18):
little body to help other people.They're investigating the death. The police are
I should say, uh, there'snothing to lead us to believe it's anything
other than just a tragic accident.I did not know hotel windows opened.
I didn't know they did either.I thought they kept them sealed shut for

(01:56:41):
that reason. And if they didopen up, it's only like maybe an
inch or tew. I guess theyhave some of those Juliette balconies that are
balconies you can't really step on,right, but they're there. Can you
still open the windows? Yeah?Usually it's like a door, Okay,
right, If that's the case.I was thinking maybe if it's an older

(01:57:03):
hotel or something like that, mightthat might be a possibility, you know,
they just hadn't gotten around to nailingthe window shut. But I think
this is a relatively new at leastlooking at the pictures, it's a relatively
new looking hotel. Yeah, itdoesn't look like a old one, is
as you said, perhaps it is? Yeah, No, it looks you're

(01:57:26):
right, it looks very very new. Yeah. Ah. The grief that
they must be dealing with, ohyeah, such a tragedy even to even
try and think about that. No, And I'm sure they're probably blaming themselves
and one way or the other.But I mean, was it their fault?

(01:57:49):
I don't know. Did they openthe window? Maybe how old was
the kid again? Run? Yeah, so there's no way the kid could
have opened the window, so myeah, I'm not gonna say you blame
them for it, even if theyopened the door and then decided to go
have a quickie, right, whichI don't think is what happened. Good

(01:58:12):
news though, she's got another kidon the way. The uh Tommy,
yeah it worked fast. Yeah hegot teos so I can't even And then
to have another baby on top ofit. Does it horrible that poor little
kid with the new one, whois always going to get compared to the
other one. I won't say compared, I mean, really, that only

(01:58:34):
lasts for a year, you're notI'm just being honest for real. But
they'll definitely be able to go thebrother they are, yeah, the brother
they never knew, right right,But that'll always still hang over. Man.
I wonder what Johnny would have beenlike at this age. I wonder
what Johnny would have been like atsixteen as they're trying to teach this new

(01:58:56):
kid how to drive. Oh man, I'm sure something like that hangs around
for a while. It's not somethingyou just forget about the next day or
next year, the next couple ofyears, they'll they'll probably consider him to
be the new baby's guardian angel andtalk about him o constantly. Well,
you can't be oh oh oh,the one that died will be the guardian
angel. Right, your brother isalways watching over you. Sure that's nice,

(01:59:23):
isn't though? How many days doyou get off work if your kid
falls off the third story balcony?Oh my, while you were on vacation.
Yeah, you already had vacation off, so you took a week off.
This happened on day one. OhJesus Christ, vacation ruined. Doesn't
matter, You still took time off. You continue, you blurn the lines.
The question is how many days doyou get off? And this happened

(01:59:45):
on April seventh. Yeah. Thequestion isn't what day they're coming back the
day, lindsay. The question isthe question is how many days do you
get off? A month? Youget a full months? Yeah? Wow,
I think that's a lot. Okay, say more, it's a lot.
I mean a month off of war. You already took a week off

(02:00:06):
for this vacation, and now you'regonna get two to three more weeks,
just depending on which month it is. You know, to come on,
Come on, I think a monthis excessive. It's your child. How
much can be d you think so, Diane? Day one again, first

(02:00:28):
day vacation on a Monday VACATIONI uh, we'll get back. I've got so
many subparticles on that one. We'llcome back in a minute. But I'm
gonna say you get at least aweek. You need at least a week,
and that's to you know, puttogether. Listen, it happened day
one of your vacation. Granted,vacation's pretty well ruined, but you know

(02:00:49):
you're still off that week. Youcan't tell me that you know you're going
back to work that next day becausewell, no, you're right. Well
you're right about that, and I'mnot coming back to work the next day.
Yes, you know, vacations ruined, kid died, might as well
go back to work. No,that's not how that's going to work out.
Man, You're gonna end up takingthe leaving, you know, staying

(02:01:11):
off the rest of the week.I've already got the week off anyway,
might as well take this opportunity toplan some things so you get a week
off, and then you say you'llget it, You'll give another week.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Imean two weeks. Yeah essentially, No,
no, because you only got oneweek off. You've already taken that.
See, the week that you're gettingoff, the week that I'm allowing
you is because your baby died.Okay, you've are that that week that

(02:01:36):
you were off, you're you know, you already had that plan. You
were going to sue Falls for whateverstupid ass reason, but you were going
to sue Falls. You had thatpre planned. Not my fault. Your
baby died. I didn't do it, but you already had that week planned.
So with that being said, yourbaby's dead, give you next week

(02:01:59):
to kind of finish wrapp get yourselftogether. Sure, yeah, and then
back to work. Uh. Justfor a point of clarification, I heard
Media Corporation gives three days, soright, I'm being generous, damn it,
almost three times the right Come on? Yeah, okay, because I

(02:02:27):
got to answer those two ways,I gotta answer it if I was the
manager, and then I got totell you what I would do how many
days I'm personally like, whether Idon't care what you say type of thing,
right, Like, you're not rationalizingwith me. Huh, Okay,
let's have it. Okay, Soas a manager, I'm I'm with lindsay,
I'm gonna say four weeks. I'mnot gonna say a month because every

(02:02:49):
month is different, so I'll justsay four weeks. But why, it's
incredible, it's an incredibly You cancome back whenever you want, of course,
right, but you could take asmuch time off. Well, I
think it's a two tiered thing,right. I think there's how much time
is going to go by before Ibother you, uh huh? And then

(02:03:09):
there's how much time? How much? And then like how many after that?
How much am I going to pushthe pedal to the floor and be
like, you gotta come back.I gotta when when I start encouraging you
to come back. So you're gettingradio silence for at least two weeks.
I'm not talking to you for twoweeks, two weeks after you come back
from your week of already being offthough, okay, glad you brought that

(02:03:30):
up, because your vacation's over atthat point, so there is no vacation.
I'm stopping your time off at thatpoint, and so we'll figure it
out. But you take at leasttwo weeks radio silence so you can come
back to me later and be like, hey, remember that vacation. Yes
you cut off because my kid does. Yes, I'm going to be taking
that here November. Yes, no, yeah, no uh. And then

(02:03:55):
after two weeks then I'll be checkingin with you weekly to see how you
doing, how you feeling or youknow, what's going on, and based
on your answers, saying when you'reready, we'd love to have you here.
Everybody would love to see you.And that's that. And if it
goes on for a month, itgoes on for a month. If it

(02:04:15):
goes on for two months, goeson for two months, I think you
have a choice to look like theasshole or let people just deal with something
so heavy. Yeah, they're nevergoing to fully get over a Gorman.
Your kid is dead. Maybe youwere changed for out one hundred percent.
So the only way to get pastthis and to get back to some kind

(02:04:40):
of normal stuff it down. Don'tprocess it. You could process it on
your own. Okay, here's anotherissue you got to think about. The
wife is pregnant, so now she'sgot more stress to worry about because she's
got the other baby. High stresscauses more problems during your pregnancy yeah,

(02:05:01):
yeah, but now we're making upstuff. We don't know if that's gonna
happen. That definitely could happen,but that's a problem that if it's surfaced,
you deal with that when it happens. Right, as much as much
time as how much are you taking, lindsay, forget what the company says,
how much are you taking? Atleast I'm gonna ask for at least
a couple of weeks and hope thatmy boss is like, no, note

(02:05:26):
to take as much. Exactly,take as much time as you need.
They all are gonna say, takeas much time as you need. Deep
down inside, we're saying you needto get back to work. Okay,
these reports aren't gonna fill themselves.How much the cover sheets are just sitting
here? How much time are youtaking? Can be probably two weeks,
and that's including the week that Iwas just off. You know, kid

(02:05:47):
died on day one. H Okay, we did the thing you said it,
man, Vacation's over. So I'mstarting to plan and take care of
affairs and everything that week. Yeah, and then the next week is to
the the get my s together week. I don't think you can call the
person go Okay, so listen,your PTO ends on Friday. We'll start

(02:06:09):
bereavement on Monday. I don't thinkyou could say that sounds weird. Your
breaming starts now, we'll deal withall that other stuff. Uh Me,
personally, I'm not coming back.It's over at all over. I'm I
don't know how I'm going to beable to come back and even try to
make a joke. Right, Oh, you're talking about in this job.

(02:06:30):
Yeah, that's all I know.Okay, I was just thinking any job
in general. It's all I know. I mean, sure you can.
You did it after your dad died, so it's different. It's totally different.
I guess neither none of us havedead babies, so I mean,
we really don't know how it wouldfeel. And we will tell you how
it's different, how we would process. I'll tell you how it's different.

(02:06:51):
There is not a moment or secondI'm not thinking about the safety and well
being of my child where my father. That didn't occur, fear, So
it's completely different. I don't needto lose one of my children to understand
that. But yeah, I needa hard reset. I can't go through

(02:07:13):
the same routine. I can't comehere and try and explain everything to everybody
and relive it and have people tohand on my shoulder. I can't.
I can't do it because I can't. I can't get my head I probably
will probably drugs. I can't getmy head together to build up the stamina
to come into work and then haveto constantly rebuild the lego set. And

(02:07:34):
it's Jenga, right, And everyoneis on eggshells around you all the time,
aren't they? Anyway? They betterbe? What's the new stress?
How can I keep this one alivewhen I couldn't the other one? Yeah,
that's a text. Just offer thema leave of absence. I mean,

(02:07:55):
that's essentially what you're doing. Buta leave of absence has an endate,
right, and that's what we're talkingabout, right. But if the
person, if you're like, takeas much time as you want, and
then a year later they still haven'tcome to work, And it's crickets that
it's like you said, I couldtake as long as I'm just trying to
process the death of a job.Yeah, taking as long as you want

(02:08:16):
is equal to call me if youneed anything. Okay, whatever you need,
I'm here for you. Those aren'treal. Some people are gonna cash
in on that one of these daysand just just say you know they need
they'll call you for one hundred thousanddollars after Grandpa does Yeah, in a
heightened state of grief. I'm notgonna hear what you say anyway when I

(02:08:41):
have to be back to work foryou. Not on my radar, not
even on the planet. So youcan tell me tomorrow night's go sounds good?
All right, have a great day, Corvin. You said you'd be
here today with where you are,bro And I'll go ahead and say this,
I ain't even calling. I'm notcalling. My work is not even

(02:09:09):
on the radar because, as theTexter said, I'm trying to keep the
other one alive. At that point, we're going into lockdown mode, right
right, nobody does nothing. Don'tbreathe. Well, we're not eating canned
fish, right, Don't tell himnot to breathe. That's how you kill
him, Corbin, A fair point. All right, We got to take
a break. We'll be back.Four of The Big Man Morning Show is

(02:09:33):
next nine. Good morning, It'sThe Big Man Morning Show's time to find

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out what everybody learned. Will startwith Lindsay. Lindsay what'd you learn today?
I learned that a lot of peopleare attracted to horses, and Gimpy
could totally afford something badass like helicopterhog hunting if it weren't for his damn
Touch tunes obsession. Gimp what didyou learn today? What was the question?
Again? Also learned. I alsolearned the most it ever cost me

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to go hog hunting was a coupleof drinks. I learned that we wouldn't
have the railroad if it wasn't forall the picking and axing that was done.
And I also learned Lindsay showed herLindsay touched her teacher's snake in front
of the whole client. It's Corbinsaying, make sure that dishwasher is loaded

(02:11:03):
right, it's Lindsay stubs tracking mysitele. This is Dimpy and thank you,
thank you, thank you Daddy.Can I get a call with the

(02:11:24):
yeah? What y me? Dioped? No nose makes a noise? Interpassword
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