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about fifty two minutes, so makesure you're listening. I think we all
know what stand your ground law is, right, the castle law. Yeah,
you feel threatened, you have aright to shoot him. So I
want to get your guys' take onthis story on if you think this is
a stand YOURD ground scenario. Itis unique. So I feel like when

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you hear the story, go goyeah, that is definitely not a standard
stand YOURD ground castle law scenario.Okay. So this woman's an uber driver
and she gets an uber request togo pick up a package out of house.
I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't either, nor did
I, And so she goes.Unbeknownst to her the house she's going to,

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that man has been told that hisfamily member is in trouble and he
has to provide a ransom. Okay, So she goes because that's what the
app says, and she goes upto the front door. He comes out
with a hand cannon a and yellsat her. They start arguing she has

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no weapons. She's never like,there's no aggression from her, he shoots
her three times. She dies,Damn, damn, damn Daniel. Okay.
She had no idea of what hehad been told. He thought she
was a part of this kidnapping scenariothat he had to provide ransom for.

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Uber has come out and said,hey, good news, we've canceled that
account. Well, that's good,and that they are working with authorities.
The man has been arrested and hehas been He's received multiple charges in the
incident, as he probably should untilthey get it sorted out. He's been

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arranged. He was originally arranged onmurder charges on Wednesday. He posted a
two hundred thousand dollars bond. Ifconvicted, he could get fifty years to
life in prison. A grand juryhas also been put together and they think
he's going to get three more countsof murder, one count of felonious assault,
and one count of kidnapping. Okay, kidnapping, I think is a

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bit of a stretch, but okay, he held her at a gun and
was trying to tell her she couldn'tleave. Okay. They have it on
video, Okay, because her Uberhad a video Okay, so he had
full reason to be concerned for hislife when someone comes to take a ransom
on his front porch. The box, the package itself was the ransom.

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Yeah, okay, but she wasjust doing her job. Well, hold
on, I didn't address that part. I said. I'm talking about him.
I think he had full reason.But she showed no aggression exactly.
She's like, here, I'm herefor a package. My understanding. She
just walked up to the front porchto get the package, and then that's

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when he came out to me.That's the same as you know orch pirates
coming and stealing her stuff off yourporch because you don't know what they're doing,
you know what I mean. Which, So are you saying that that
falls under that under a standard groundor I don't think it? Okay,
I don't think it does at all, because this gal was not being threatening
at all whatsoever. She didn't displayany weapons. This guy apparently did both

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of those. You know, shewas just doing her job. So I
don't think it falls under stand yourground. I think it does, I
think because it doesn't matter if shehas weapons or shows aggression. He has
to be in fear of his life. Yeah, but it's all on video.
You say right. I mean Ihave to watch the video and find
don't see the door, right,But there's a car camera, so it's

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pointing forward and she's trying to backup and he's moving forward. See he's
maybe they gets her in this one. He's totally one percent the aggressor in
this one. But if somebody breaksin your house and puts their arms up,
okay, does that mean that nolonger unger a threat. Yeah,
they're showing that they're not armed andthey have no intentions on reaching for any

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weapons. It might be different though, because they crossed the threshold in your
home. Yeah, I don't thinkthat this falls under a standard ground sort
of thing. He's house, Yeah, it falls under this guy's an asshole.
I don't know if he's an ah. Somebody calls uh so apparently,

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so he receives this phone call fromsaying that they were they are an officer
of the court, and that theythen said that his family member was incarcerated,
that he had had a bond ofa significant amount of money. Then
the calls turned from I'm an officerof the court to we have this subject

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hostage. This is a ransom demand. Okay, So then that person apparently
requested the uber ride to the houseto pick up the money, so she
had no idea what was going on. She arrived at the home approached the
front door, he confronted her witha gun, asked her who she was
working for. He took her cellphone and prevented her from getting in her

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vehicle and driving away, which wouldbe the kidnapping. When she tried to
get away, he shot her once. Then there was more exchange between them.
At some point, the old manreceived an injury to his head and
then shot her a second time,But then apparently there was conversation and then
he shot her a third time.Only after he shot her the third time
did he make contact with the authoritiesto report the incident. All right,

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right, right, right right,So I'll watch the video here, breeze
over the article. This is ascam where both parties got duped. Yeah,
all right, and one died andone died. You've got this dude
who's eighty one. This is theguy that did the shooting. Right,
he's eighty one years old. Hegot scammed by these scammers saying, hey,

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we need you know, ransom money. I don't know if anybody ever
really does land anymore or all.Ever, I haven't been involved in many
kidnappings, neither of I. UhSo there you go. There's red flag
number one. Well, okay,I don't think anybody's been skinned. There
was an attempt to scam, anattempt to scam. I don't think she
was scammed at all. She wastaking a direct request from Uber, who

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she's contracted to, right right,so she thought it was legitimate, right
right. Uber is the one thatgot scammed in this one, right because
the scammers were like, hey,eighty one year old man, we need
your money or else we're gonna harmyour family. And eighty one year old
man's like, all right, cool, I'll put it in a box,
you know, and then they justsimply which I'm still blown away that Uber

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has people going out picking up packages. That's I don't know if that's ever
been a thing, but apparently itmight be something new. Gotta make money
anyway, you camp anyway. SoUber dispatches somebody that keeps the scammers out
of it, you know, Andthere's no real target there. This woman
just got caught up. She wasjust doing her job. You see in
the video We're them is clearly gothis revolver like a cold forty five or

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something like. Horrible technique. Horribletechnique, right in front of him,
down to the side. Like hesaid, he's an Old West type of
faith, right, And and herehe's he's walking towards her, and she
is backing up, backing up,backing up. I'm trying to get the
hell out of here. And DSK, I don't want to get shot.
You can see clearly that she's distraught. She's just trying to get away.

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I don't think this is a standardground at all whatsoever. I think that
the guy got scammed. And uh, I bet you he probably thought that
this. And I think you saidthat in the beginning of this conversation he
thought that the driver getting a packagewas the in this part of that Sam,
Yeah, yeah, so he heboom was taking justice into his own

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hands. Oh, I'll get thesesons of bitches. But that's what stand
your ground is is taking justice intoyour own handscessarily, not necessarily. It's
a yes and no on that sortof thing. This guy does not look
like he is threatened at all whatsoever. He does not look at it by
the looks in the videos. Theway he is approaching her and keeps on

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walking. He doesn't feel threatened.He knows he's got the upper hand,
So there's no threat there for thestand your ground law. So people are
texting and asking what state it's Ohio. Go ahead? Yeah yeah, so,
I mean he's obviously the aggressor.I can. I look at the
guy, and I'm like, hedoesn't look threatened. He doesn't look like
he feels threatened. His life isin danger. When the woman's got her

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hands up, but she's back ina way, trying to get away from
the man and put some distance betweenthe two of them. Yeah, how's
that a threat? That's a simplede escalation of the of the of the
process. Here the Ohio law,it says that use of deadly force in
self defense by ohions is justified underfollowing circumstances. The person is not the

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aggressor. The person believes they arein him a danger of death or great
bodily harm. Again, I don'tconsider putting I don't consider putting your arms
up as a neutral situation. Thehell of it ain't. How's it not?
Because I don't she nailed it rightthere, she's surrendering. No,
that's not surrendering. What the hell? How is it not because you don't

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know what's happening on? Hold on, because when you show up at a
house and you are led to believethat somebody is taking money from you and
has one of some a loved oneof yours kidnapped, which is what was
said. Ok just because you putyour hands up doesn't mean the situation's neutral.
You have no idea what's going on. Okay, they came to you,

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they came to your property. Youdidn't go looking for trouble. I'll
give you that. But also hedidn't have to open up the door,
he didn't have to come outside,he didn't have to pull his gun,
he didn't have to go after thewoman. Yes, lendsy get him.
Question did he ever, at anytime call the police before the uber even
shots? I said that none.Only after the second time, the second

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time, or right, was itafter the third shot? After the third
shot he decided, Oh, Iwant to go ahead and call the police.
Not the one time, boom,I've got her innate or disabled.
Let me call the police. There'ssomebody up here take a package. Is
in a shot? Not after thefirst one, not after the second one.
Boom, damn, I shot thisbitch twice, officer. You need

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to send somebody knows after the thirdone. So in his mind he was
he was already always going to takethis matter in his well. I don't
think it's as black and white aslike a certain number of shots determines that
you've gone too far. If Iget a message asking me for ransom because

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I have a loved one being heldagainst their will, I'm calling the police.
Well, you're not an alf instantly. Yeah, and this guy is
eighty one year old Ebeneezer with hisWestern pistol. I mean, they're people
that misinterpret that law and do believethat that gives them the right. You
that absolutely right, and that probablyis what the case is here. But

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the guy, there are so manyred flags that came up, you know,
one with the ransom, you know, and and getting contact from the
scammers. Didn't call it. Bythe way, the court doesn't call,
by the way, they called totell you when you have to be at
court. They don't call. Ifthey call, they don't call and say
you need to provide money. Right, Okay, I'm not following you.
But because that's how the call start, that's how all this started. The

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moment they called him, were like, you need to provide money. It's
not the court. The court doesnot go you need to provide this money
right now, right, that's notYeah, there's no court involved at all
whatsoever. No, no, no, but he was led to believe that
that's how the conversation started. Rightsomeone texts this. There's no proof she
wasn't involved exactly. So just becauseyou raise your hands does not mean that

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you're suddenly not involved. I disagree. I disagree. When you're told to
put your hands up so we knowthat you're not armed. Lindsey was trying
to say it earlier. When thepolice gets you involved in they're like,
hey, come out with your handsup. You come out so they know
you're not armed and you're not gonnado anything. So you come out with
your hands up. I surrender.That is a clear eye surrender move.

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I don't agree. Oh yeah,I don't agree. There's too many times
where you could do that and bestill be the aggressor in the situation to
try and put let the other personput their guard down, right, And
there are times and people are there'sa text coming and even using the Castle
doctor and it has to be equalforce heft up by if she wasn't armed

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and had a gun out. No, I agree, one hundred percent.
But you don't know she's not armed. Just because you visually can't see it
does not mean that he is aconfused individual. He doesn't even gets the
old man pass. No, Ididn't say that, I said the chaos
of the situation. Listen. Idon't think he's innocent. I'm asking a
simple question about stand your ground.That's all it is. I don't think

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the text. I blame Hallmark Moviesanother one. Even here in Oklahoma,
castle doctrine isn't a blank check toblow anybody on your property away for just
any reason. I agree. Yeah, and that's another good text. Why
not try reaching out into the kidnappedloved one first? Right, Becky,

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Hey, Becky, have you beenHave you been kidnapped? I got I
got a message you said you're kidnapped. Yeah, and they want money.
I'm just making sure another text.She very well could have been part of
the scam. That is entirely possible. It is true, it is true,
But I think he lost everything.When she's back in a way,
clearly distraught, hands in the air, clearly surrendering, and he shot her

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three times and didn't call the copsuntil the third shot. I would argue,
the moment he opened the door,he invited the threat. Yeah,
maybe so for sure. If anything, the moment he came outside, he
became the aggressor. Should have justleft the stayed inside, left the package
on the porch, and then gofrom there. You would have been out

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some money, but you also wouldn'tbe hopped up on murder charges. Now
would you have time? What's theduration of time between the phone call hung
up and when they said they weregoing to have a package delivered. There's
plenty of time in that window tocall the person that you they said was
kidnapped, to call the authorities,right to call your neighbor. I mean,
there was time for you to dosomething, not sit on a stool

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at the front door waiting, absolutely, which I feel is what he was
doing to me. This is veryequal to the scenario of the pharmacists down
in Oklahoma City, remember that.And he got robbed and he shot one
of them, and then he wentrunning outside and chased the other person and
shot that person too, and thencame back inside and shot the other guy
some more. Yeah, and theywere like no, no, no,

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you crossed over at that point.Uh huh uh. I think maybe he'd
get away with it if he wouldhave shot her once put the gun down,
call the police and say hey,this is what's going on. But
he didn't. He didn't. Justlike a criminal mindset. If you and
I were engaged in a situation andI'm the criminal and I knew all I

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had to do was to neutralize thesituation was put my hands up, and
then I could turn to the aggressorquickly on my terms, I would totally
do that. So that's why Idon't believe that just putting your hands up
makes it a neutral situation. Ithink we've watched too many movies to where
that sort of thing happens. It'slike, okay, you got me,
you got me, surprise, andyou come out with the gun. I'll
agree that we watched too many moviesthinking that you put your arms up and

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then that's the end of the andthere's the credits and it's a happy ending.
It gets hardly over that. That'swhy police don't just take hands up
as the end of the situation.It just feels like a welcome to my
lawn situation and get off my lawn, or yeah, it's get off my
line, welcome to my lawn,get on my lawn. But also,

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this isn't a Clint Eastwood movie,all right, you kids, welcome to
my lawn. Sheriff told me Ishould drug the thief back inside after shooting
them in my yard, And whydidn't I kill him? Okay, the
sheriff told you that. I don'tknow. I feel like there would be

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a trail of blood, and theyknow that he was outside before he got
him inside. Yeah, I thinkthere's a few things we need to figer
out there before we do that.Right, then it's a whole other thing.
You've now escalated it too, Andcan you shoot them on your lawn?
I always thought they had to bein the house, but I guess
if you know your lawn is partof your property, then sure. So

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somebody's on my yard that is equalto my my brother holding his finger near
my face going I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. You know
what you're saying? Yeah, acrossthe face or in this case, shot
in the face. I mean,I don't think the lawn jockey would be
the concern. I think it wouldbe more of I mean, we see
people all the time there that havea car and they see somebody breaking into

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the car and then they go outsideand start shooting. That's outside your car.
Isn't your house right to me?If you are in my yard yelling,
I'm gonna kill you, I'm notgonna come out and have a peaceful
conversation. No, I'm not waiting. Yeah, it's a bizarre story,
right for sure. Yeah, twotakeaways. I didn't know Uber will go

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pick up a package for you.Can they look at my target pickle porter.
I hope people are gonna start deliveringdrug now right? The amount of
criminal behavior you could have an Uberdriver due there's no way this is a
policy. That's the only part likethis doesn't make sense. Yeah, so
she very well could have been apart of it unknowingly, like a relative

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like hey go do this. Well. I mean there's been times where like
on door dash where it says,hey do you need something from like Walgreens
on sure, but that's not pickingup a package that's part of the order.
M M. Yeah, all right, we got to take a break.
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doorbell video captures car going airborne crashinginto a California home. This happened on
April fourth, around six point thirtyin the morning in Jarupa Valley, California,
where a black sedan was seen oncamera speeding down a residential street.
Before it hit the curb, goesairborne over two pickup trucks parked in a

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driveway and it crashes into a house. It flies over the vehicles and into
a garage door and lands on topof one of those trucks, but inside
the house. It causes major damageinside the home. The driver was actually
able to exit the vehicle. Followingthe incident. First responders arrive at the

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scene transport the driver to the hospitalfor minor to moderate injuries. No one
inside the home was it was hurtduring the crash, thankfully. Richard Hernandez,
a neighbor who provided the door bellvideo, told the Outlet that the
driver was attempting to make a leftturn at a high speed before losing control
and crashing into the house. Thisis why door bell like ring cameras are

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so great. They capture videos likethis. I was trying to figure out
how fast he had to be goingbecause he was like, oh, I
was trying to turn. I meanhe had to have been going near one
hundred to airporne that high he landedalmost on the second story. Yeah,
yeah, he was going damn fast, that's for sure. I seen this
video on the TikTok yest year.I was like, nammm, well that's
the same thing. How fast theygoing sixty seventy in a neighborhood easily had

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to be going one hundred easily.Yeah. The caption on the video I
seen said nobody needs is what itwas that nobody's in that much of a
hurry this early in the morning,or some giant ya just driving way too
fast. I don't think the timeof the day matters. There's no need
to be that much of a hurry. Ever, No, especially in a
residential area ever, right ever,anywhere, there's no reason. But like

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GHIMPI said, seventy eighty miles perhour is probably all you need. If
he jump a curb, no wayover distance in height, the distance he
he went airborne for forty feet sixtyfeet maybe ninety and then land and landed
in the second story like above thegarage, right, it lands, it

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goes through the garage door, butthe top part of the garage. Yeah,
that's woof. Yeah. I meanhe's over two trucks that were parked
in the driveway. Yeah, landson one of them, but the top
of it, I mean he clearsone whole truck. Yeah, wild it
is. Can you imagine being Imean, you would be awake at that

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time, six point thirty in themorning, Corbin. You're having a lot
of feet A lot of people wouldYeah, like what was that suspect popped
and preposterous pizza pelting. There's adude, he's thirty two, his name's
Joseph, and he lives with asixty two year old guy named Elvis,
and I guess this past Thursday,Joey was in there making some pizza and

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Elvis comes in and he sits downat the kitchen table and he's got his
back turned towards Joey and he juststarts making some coughing noises. Well,
Joey didn't like that too much.Ended upset Joey to the point to where
Joey takes the pizza dough from thepizza that he was making and he slams
it on the ground and then hepicks it up and then he throws it

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at Elvis and it hits him inthe back of the head. Elvis is
like, what the hell man.Of course, the conversation comes out and
cops get called up, and Joeytold him, you know, yeah,
I threw the pizza dough at him, but it was because he was making
these coughing noises that I didn't liketoo much anyway, So they went ahead
and took him in for battery andcriminal mischief because apparently Joey went into Elvis's

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room and like broke some furniture orwhatever anyway, so they took him in.
Not the first time this has happenedthough, Curarently last year Joey and
Elvis here. Elvis came in,sat down, was making the same coughing
noises, and Joey didn't like that, so instead of throwing pizza at him,
he just punched him right in theface. His name's Elvis, I

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know. Are you sure it wascoughing noises or were they like musical grunts?
Sure? World record set for balancingrunning lawnmower on chin, David Rush.
We might you might have heard ussay his name before. This guy
is like two hundred and fifty GuinnessWorld records last year. The year before,
he did fifty two records in fiftytwo weeks. He's quite the accomplished

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individual. He's the pride of Idaho, and he's in the midst of the
of a mighty quest to hold theworld record for the most world records.
His latest entry into Guinness Book ofWorld Records, it's for balancing running lawnmowers
on his chin for nine minutes.And seventeen seconds. It was four years
ago when his last attempt at thisrecord, but this time three minutes and

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fifty seven seconds, was disqualified becausethe mower he was using didn't have a
bag on it. Oh. No, Currently he holds one hundred and sixty
five records, putting him fifteen shortof the record of one hundred and eighty
which is held by Silvio the GreatSabah. How many lawnmowers did he balance
on his chin? One? Okay, because they make a sound like he

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balanced more than one lawnmower on hischim It's one. I have the video.
It looks like one. Um,it just didn't have a bag,
which the gates the attempt. Yeah, there's a part of me that hopes
that it falls and mangles his faceup. You get what you deserve,
kind of like those people that dochainsaw juggling. I hope they miss and

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cut an arm off. Do youfeel that way about swordswallers? Eh?
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Nine to one eight four six zeroAMoD. We got four seats to Jeff
Donah will give away coming out.Plus we've got a concert announcement of nine.
We've got more qualifying for Seamal twentytwenty four, so make sure you
listening. Another chance coming up inabout eight minutes. Let's see what Lindsay
has for Balls to the wall sportswell. The Indiana Fever selected Caitlin Clark

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with the number one pick the twentytwenty four WNBA draft. The former Iowa
guard set numerous records during her careerwith the Hawkeyes. In her senior season,
Clark became the all time NCUBLEA Divisionone men's and women's scoring leader.
She also achieved the most three pointersin a single season by any male or

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female Division IE player and became thefirst player in NCUBA tournament history with three
career forty point games. Stanford's CameronBrink went second overall to the Los Angeles
Sparks. The Chicago Sky selected SouthCarolina center Camilla Cardozo third overall. This
guy then took LSU star Angel Reesewith the seventh pick. Also, what

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I thought was pretty cool was CaitlinClark's mom had a thing where when Caitlyn
was a kid, she had wroteone of her childhood goals, like in
elementary school was to play in theNBA WNBA and her mom still had it,
which was really neat. Yeah,finally picked off for all that pack
rock she'd been doing. Absolutely twoget interesting things that I thought happened.

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One, Kaitlin Clark was wearing Prada, which is the first time in NBA
or WNBA they've ever provided an outfitfor a player. Wow, that's I
think that's pretty big. Yeah.And then the other thing is one of
her teammates from Iowa was there tosupport her an unknowing, like didn't know
what was going to happen until likeminutes before got drafted. Oh wow,

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goosebumps. Oh yeah, you're well, that's cool. Yeah. The NBA
behemoth continues to grow. The leagueannounced ticket sales and sellouts were record breaking
this season. While attendance was upone point four percent, a total of
seventy one percent of games were soldout, with an average attendance of eighteen
thy three hundred and twenty two whichmarks a nearly ten percent increase from last

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season. The Celtics, Cavaliers,Nuggets, Mavericks, Warriors, Heat,
Timberwolves, seventy six Ers, Sons, and Kings sold out every single game.
The association points to the in seasontournament as a reason for the sharp
attendants boost. Team USA has itssights set on another gold medal this summer.

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According to ESPN, USA Basketball isfinalizing its twenty twenty four Paris Olympics
roster. Warriors guard Steph Curry,Lakers forwards Lebron James and Anthony Davis,
Sons forward Kevin Durant, Celtics forwardJason Tatum, Sixers center Joel Embiid,
Sons guard Devin Booker, Pacers guardTyrese Haliburton, Timberwolves guard Anthony Edwards,

(32:37):
Celtic's guard Deru Holliday, and Heatcenter beam at Abayo make up eleven of
the twelve roster spots. The Red, White and Blue will be looking to
win its seventeenth Olympic gold medal.And that is your Balls to the Wall
Sports wendsay on ninety seven five kmOde, Good Morning, It's the big

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Guns is going down April twenty sevenat the bok Center. Get your lenk

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for tickets at bokcenter dot com.So we have a thing that we brought
up the other that I decided togo down the rabbit hole on, and
that is for the number of timesrock stars have dated kids. Oh boy,
oh man. And it is ainsane list. Some of them you

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will remember, some of them youwon't. First one I have is Prince
I didn't remember he dated a child, but he did a girl by the
name of Mayete Garcia. She wasonly sixteen. After a month's mom slipped
him a tape of her belly dancing, he invited her backstage and then later

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back to his hotel room. Bothparties said they did not have sexual relationships
until she was nineteen, but Princelater claimed he knew she'd be his wife.
She says that he never denied thatthe occasional impure thought crossed his mind,
but he was too wise and decentto take advantage of a sixteen year

(34:59):
old g el and they just sentmessages back and forth like letters. Prince
became her legal guardian at seventeen,that's creepy. She then moved in with
him and danced on his tour atnineteen. She says that Prince told her
it was time to go on birthcontrol and they began a sexual relationship.

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They went in ninety six, andwhen she was twenty two they broke up.
Didn't work out because she was old, Yeah, probably that, or
she just wanted someone his height becausehe was a very short man. Yeah,
now that that was in his obituary. If you remember another one,
Rick Springfield, who did he date? Do you know, Lindsay, I

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mean he needed a lot of soapopera stars. This is a pretty big
one, pretty big star a atthe time eyebrows. He was twenty five,
she was fifteen. Huh Linda Blairoh from The Exorcists. He proudly

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wrote about the fact that he datedher in his autobiography quote, I'm her
first lover, and she's an enthusiasticlearner. We share a love of dogs
and sex, separately, not incombination. Most of the time we don't
leave the apartment she invited to.She was invited to premieres and Hollywood parties,
and we go as a couple blindlyand innocently to the media slaughter.

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We actually were really shocked by theincensed articles in both teen and regular press
about our affair. Either we havezero understanding of what makes the press tick,
or it's a really slow month fornews. That's not okay, Right,
No, he's twenty five, she'sfifteen. Right, Well, it's

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only ten years. If she wastwenty five and he was thirty five,
it wouldn't be a big deal.But she's fifteen and she looked fifteen.
Oh you know, I mean sheit wasn't like she looked twenty woh Jerry
le Lewis we know about that withhis cousin who is what thirteen? She

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was thirteen once removed, so thedaughter of his cousin. A year later,
at fourteen, Brown had already givenbirth to their first child, who
died when she was seventeen. Afterthirteen years of marriage, the cut,
they divorced she was twenty sixth thenafter thirteen years, Oh my gosh ah.

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And she said he was very physicallymentally abusive. Dang cook. He
began dating his now fiance when shewas seventeen and he was forty five.
They met at a game night athis house, like playing Monopoly, and
started up a friendship while Taylor wasstill a minor, which later became a

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romantic relationship. Michael Jackson and BrooksShields. She was thirteen, he was
twenty. He claimed they were datingand later called Shields one of the loves
of his life. So she deniedthat the relationship was ever romantic. I
didn't know this about this next actor, but I went down a rabbit hole

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about it. And this is apattern for him. And that's Brad pitt
Okay twenty seven, and he datedJuliette Lewis at seventeen. They met on
the set of Too Young to Diewhen Lewis was only sixteen. They only
dated for two or three years beforethat. He dated Christina Applegate when he
was in his twenties and she wasseventeen. And he also dated Shelaine McCall

(38:45):
when he was around fifteen or sixteen, or she was fifteen or sixteen he
was in his twenties. Who isShlaine McCall some celebrity uh R and B
singer Michelle was only seventeen when shebegan a relation with doctor Dre. They
later got married, had a child. They eventually split. She accused Drea

(39:06):
of beating her so badly that shehad to get plastic surgery on her nose.
Damn, I didn't know about thiseither. The Knack Doug Figer figure
wrote My Sharona about then teenage teenagerSharona Apple A Pern. According to her,
she was about sixteen or seventeen whenshe met the singer, who was

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nine years older than her. Withintwo months, he'd confessed his love for
her, though she states they didn'tget together until a year later because she
was dating someone else at the time. He and her then dated for four
years. Song feature lyrics such asI always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind, oh yeah, good dirty old man. When asked

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about her react just creepy. Whenasked about her reaction to the lyric two
years later, she said, Idon't know how I ever felt. I
was certainly caught up in the middleof it. It wasn't as scandalous and
as salacious as it would be interpretednow. Now you can't really say those
things. But when he was basicallysaying is he got hot for younger,
younger girls specifically, meta doesn't makeit okay? No, you know,

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it was a different time. Man. Fifth Eleman is a fantastic movie.
The director, Luke best Son Basan, was twenty nine when he met twelve
year old may Wan the bestco Thetwo allegedly began a relationship when she was
fifteen or sixteen. The two weremarried and expecting a child. The girl

(40:37):
they you know the movie Leon withNatalie Portman, and she's a twelve year
old with a romantic interest in theolder man. Yeah, it's a great
movie Leon. The professional Yes,great movie. Uh was apparently based on
that relationship. Well, that's interesting. I didn't know that that movie's so
creepy. Oh yeah, it's alike from a standpoint of the acting and
the writing and all that, it'sa fantastic movie. Jeck matter and is

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just so uncomfortable yeap Bizarro. Yeah, and Nalie Portman's so young having to
be exposed. It was poof Uh. David Bowie. Multiple women have alleged
that they slept with David Bowie whenthey were teenagers and he was an adult,
including Lorie Matt Maddox, who saidshe had sex with Bowie at fifteen

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and had a threesome with fellow BabyGroupie and fifteen year old Sable Star the
same night Bowie had first propositioned herwhen she was fourteen, and Sable Star.
Most famously, Uh has slept withSpear guitarist Randy California when she was
twelve Jeez at thirteen. She begana sexual relationship with Iggy Pop when he

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was twenty three, which Iggy sangabout in the song look Away, saying,
quote, I slept with Sable whenshe was thirteen. Her parents were
too rich to do anything. Idon't get how these people look at a
twelve year old and be like,yeah, I hit that, so I'm
fair. I'm okay with your statement. I just don't get it. Marvin

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Gay met his second wife, janwhen she was only seventeen. They immediately
started up a relationship, despite thefact he was thirty four. Oh god,
whoa. There's also speculation that themother of his first son was not
his first wife, Annie Anna Gordy, but actually her fifteen year old niece.
Oh my gosh. Chuck Berry wasthirty three when he was arrested for

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transporting fourteen year old Janis Escalante forimmorl purposes in nineteen fifty nine. She
alleged that he had raped her fourteentimes while she traveled with him over two
weeks. While his initial trial sufferedfrom racism and causing a retrial where he
was again convicted. Barry himself admittedto transporting the teenager over state lines,

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though he said he thought she wastwenty, and of taking photos of Escalante
and sharing hotel rooms with her.Any sexual relations, Oh, of course
they never had any. Of course, there's another one I didn't know,
share and Warm Baty Warren Baty.They dated for almost a year after he
hit her with his car when shewas sixteen and he was in his twenties.

(43:17):
Like he hit her physically or likeshe was driving as well. No,
no, it says that he almosthit her with his car when she
was only sixteen. He was twenty, and he was like, hey,
oh, I'm so sorry, soto take my number. Yeah, I'm
warm, batty. And then justafter sixteen, she met Sonny, who

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was a decade older than her.He moved and moved in with him.
Then the relationship reportedly took off,took a while to become romantic by the
time she was eighteen, though theywere married and pregnant. It took a
while to take So what were theydoing. They were just roommates. They
were waiting for marriage. Man,we're gonna save ourselves. We're gonna stay
in the house, be no touchytouchy, absolutely until things are all on

(44:05):
the up and up. And thenat midnight because mate, yeah, yeah,
weird. And then there's a singernamed Justin Gaston and he dated Miley
Cyrus when she was fifteen and hewas twenty. He denied they were dating,
but Miley Cyrus confirmed it, thoughstopped short of confirming they were in
a relationship. The two broke upwhen Cyrus was sixteen and she left him

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to film the movie The Last Song. So this has been something that's been
happening for a long time. Yeah, where movie stars musicians, and we
didn't even get over the highlights,right, the ones that we all know
about Stephen Tyler, right, uh, Elvis, Elvis. Yeah, So

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it has always been a thing.It isn't a new thing. So with
these ones that are relative recent,because i'll give you the pass of you
know, fifties, sixties, itwas a different time, seventies. I'm
talking like the brad pitt Ons,right, these ones that are somewhat relatively
recent, this justin guest Own kindof guy. How come they're not in

(45:14):
any kind of trouble? How comethey're not locked up? You mean,
why aren't the police? Didn't youpolice pursue? Absolutely good question, because
question was me, they'd be knockingon my back door right now. Probably
because in like Miley's case, sheprobably told her parents, Hey, I'm

(45:37):
Miley Cyrus, I'll do what iwant. I'm making my own money.
You're not good. But she's herdad's Billy Ray Cyrus, So it was
probably like I'm Billy Ray Cyrus.You're nobody right exactly. I think she
was making more money than her dad. I don't know time how old she
was when she started her Disney quest, right, But nonetheless, I think,

(45:57):
but I think this might be whereyou're going a lot of these people
mingle in a group. Like let'sjust take the Brad Pitt thing. If
I had to rationalize this, BradPitt goes to parties and sees people there.
He ain't checking IDs. No,you are absolutely right there. But
you can look at somebody until damnthey're not eighteen, right, Damn she

(46:21):
looks thirteen. Bruh. Yes,I would agree, and I think that
is the probably the right attitude tohave about this topic. But if you're
at the club, sorry, whenyou're at the club and you see somebody,
you assume they're of age to bein there. Not necessarily. I

(46:42):
mean, I get what you're saying, but if I see somebody and I've
had to do it before, youknow, you don't look old enough to
be in here. You got anID on you real quick, and if
they show you a fake ID,then you know, okay, it's on
person to figure out whether it's fakeor not. You know, But at
least you're going up and you're questioningand you're trying to figure it out.

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Like I said, you can lookat somebody and tell you're not twenty one,
you're not eighteen. I would agree, I have not tested that theory.
And Brad Pitt, he really wasn'ta big celebrity at that time when
he was dating Christina Applegate, forexample, she was more popular, she
was married with children at that time, she was extremely hot. Everyone wanted

(47:31):
a piece of Christina Applegate. Andyou know, he always pretty much dated
the popular girls at that time.You know, he hooked up okay with
her, and then Gwyneth Paltrow andthen you know he married Jennifer Aniston.

(47:52):
She was definitely by far more popularthan he was. I mean, he
was on Growing Pains, he wasdoing Another World at that time. He
was on Dallas. I'm telling no, I'm telling you he was, but
he was. He was on Dallas. And if you're on Dallas, you're
on one of the most famous shows. Yeah, but if you're nobody on

(48:14):
Dallas, you're still a nobody.Four episodes. It does mad that's before
returning. That's that's I'm not sayinghe's an a lister exactly. But he
isn't a nobody either. I thinkthat's what we're getting at. If you
are, you know, uh,nobody gave a damn about Leonardo DiCaprio when
he was on Growing Pain, right, You see what I'm saying. By
a very successful show, had verymany, many returning roles, he was

(48:37):
still a nobody. It wasn't untilafter Thelma and Louise that Brad Pitt became
a household name. Oh, Idon't know if I should agree with you
now, you had me there,lindsay you until you said that he did
Thelma and Louise, and then peopleare like, oh, is this Brad
Pitt character? Let's put him inmore things. I mean, I'm looking

(49:00):
at these other movies and I wouldbe lying if I didn't I said I
knew them. But he was onthe poster of the Dark Side of the
Sun, you know what I'm saying. Like, and you're not a nobody
if you're on the poster. Whatmovie was that? It's a movie from
nineteen eighty eight. He didn't doFilm and Luis till ninety one, and

(49:22):
he was on He was in Acrossthe Tracks, which again I'm not saying
these are big movies, but he'son the poster. Okay, so you're
somebody, if you're you're if theyput your face on the poster of a
move for a movie. Definitely agood looking guy. Yeah. Again,
they don't put just good looking peopleon the poster. You have to maybe

(49:44):
somebody to make it a good movieor give it some traction. But he
was on Growing Pains in eighty seven. I didn't know. I don't know
what Freddy's nightmares well, that HBObased on Freddy Krueger. And then as
far as Christina Applegate, I wouldbe lying if I told you I knew

(50:08):
when that when Mary with Children started, I'm going to take a guess and
say nineteen eighty six. It's prettygood. Guess what do you think,
lindsay? I would say late eighties, eighty seven, eighty eight, let's
see eighty seven. Go ahead,yeah, nineteen eighty seven. So but

(50:30):
it wasn't a thing until like lateeighties and eighty seven, right, so
she wasn't the to do How oldwas she when she did that? Seventeen?
No, fifteen, maybe sixteen?Maybe I'm just a guessing guy here.

(50:53):
Sixteen. So if she was fifteen. She had just started or was
getting ready to start married with children. Yeah, so she isn't a big
deal yet. No, but shehad the looks. Yeah, well he
had the looks. All right,we gotta take a break. We'll be
back. The Big Men Morning Showreturns next Tulsa's Morning Show ninety km o

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D. Good morning, It's TheBig Men Morning Shown four six oh kmo
D. You can also text bmmsand then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. Let'splay a game. We got a pair

(51:42):
of four tickets to see Jeff Dunhamnext Friday at the Bok Center. Tickets
available bok center dot com. We'regonna play sing saying current record is that
looks like I'm dominating this one twowith six and then Lindseys four and you
have to last week's winter that'd beme Corbyn and so Corbyn and Lindsay at

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nine one eight four six oh kmoD nine one eight four six o KMOD
call decide who's gonna be your clue? Giver ever gets the most ride is
gonna win. These tickets floor ticketsto see Jeff Dunham next Friday at the
Bok Center Good morning, you're onthe air. What is your name?
Goodd morning? Is Matt Matt?Who do you want to give clues?
Lindsay or Corbyn? Let's go withLindsay, Matt. Sixty seconds are on

(52:29):
the clock. Timer starts after thefirst clue, Are you ready? I
am ready? All right, He'llget all right. This singer wears the
big hat on his head and thissong is the opposite of sad happy.
Yes. This woman died of breastcancer and she was in Greece with Travolta,

(52:58):
and she sings a song about exercise. She wants to get no,
no, don't get in a blankaltercation with someone physically. Yes, this
is I want to relax. I'mjust gonna blink. Yeah, yeah,

(53:25):
Yes. This has got the ourour national bird. The groups. Damn
if if it's if it's if it'snot hard, it's the opposite of hard
easy, take it easy, dangit. Uh. This is an icon

(53:49):
time time time time time, Soit looks like three is what you got.
Hang on the line and see ifthat is going to be See if
that's going to be good enough.Hang on the line for me, Matt.
Okay, don't go anywhere. Goodmorning, you're on the air.
What is your name? DJ?DJ? How are you? I am

(54:13):
fantastic? How are you? I'mgood? We have to beat three.
Okay, we can do it.Come on, all right, here we
go. Yes, this is thegirl from No Doubt, And I said
girl the Man in Black? Heredid this nine inch nail song? Oh

(54:37):
the Man in Black? Give memore clues. Nobody carries this around anymore.
It's another name for money papers.Uh. Though, when you have
money, you have coins, andthen there are and that's all known as

(54:59):
cash. Yes, okay, manin black cash nothing? No, okay?
Uh, you go to the bathroomin these. It's a porta party.
It's also the name of a personyou would use a John correct.

(55:20):
Okay, uh cash John's own castJohnny Cash. Okay, yes, Oh
my gosh, what's song? Didyou freaking do time time? John in
Time Time? DJ? Dang it? Yeah, but we're dealing with someone
here who has absolutely no life.Yeah, well listen, it just wasn't

(55:43):
nus. We'll get to what itwas here in a minute. Okay,
thanks for playing, all right forsure? Thank you, Matt. Congratulations,
due, Yes, you are gonnaget terrible getting stuck like that seems
to be a pattern as of late. Hang on the line, man,
so get your info and have afantastic time in your floor. Seats that

(56:07):
Jeff Dunham next Friday. Okay,thank you, don't go anywhere. This
is the one that Lindsay ended on. Yeah, we were just talking about
this individual and she was married toSonny and she this is one of her
most recent songs, the darkness ofa song called I blank in a thing

(56:30):
called love. There you go.I believe smash Mouth sing a song for
her. I'm a believer, butyeah it's close enough. Yeah, yeah,
so share believe. So funny whenyou say most one of her most
recent songs, and that song's probablywhat twenty years old? I mean of
her famous songs, definitely the mostresearch. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,

(56:52):
I believe. Yeah. And thenthis is the one that we just could
not needed more clues for. Ijust I gave really bad clues. So
that's on me. Yeah. Ifyou are in pain and suffering, if
you fall and you got a scratch, doctor, you might be blank stupid.

(57:16):
You have a broken heart, Yeah, you have a boo boo mommy,
I blink my elbow hurt. Yeah, what would you get for that
one? Gimpie, I blank myselftoday. I was going to, but
I wasn't sure if that was thechorus. I think that's one of those

(57:37):
songs that doesn't have a chorus specificchorus. I could have it all my
empire dirt. Yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah yeah. You never know,
man, you never know who you'regonna get on the other line.
And the anxiety about playing and theirmusical knowledge, and that goes to show

(58:00):
that's a two way street. It'snot just the listener, you know.
Sometimes you know, you just getfroze up, like yeah, or the
clue Giver's bad. I'll go ahead, I'll talk about it. That's what
I'm talking about. The clue giverFrozen. I'm sure I've been giving bad
clues all year. I'm sure thathas been the problem every on every game.
I got a look at this rohold on, Oh no, go

(58:21):
ahead, and I'm I'm for it. I'm I am willing to submit to
this. So you've got two insing Sing and you've got two in a
snipe nationeer. Yeah, but you'redoing good. And pick the flick.
You've got four yeah, So Imean you got your movie knowledge going for
in mine. I'm the sing singchampion from last year and to pick that
so it's I don't just suddenly getbad. Hey, life comes at you

(58:45):
fast man. All right, whatare you gonna do? All right,
we'll take a break and we'll beback. You're listening to the Big Mad
Morning Show. This he's Tulsa's MorningShow. Kim, Good morning. It's

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the Big Nin Morning shown six hk ode could also text bmms and then
what you want to say to eighttwo nine four five, Let's see what's
in GPS four by four? Hellgo hoping and says here the psychologists worn
against social media and young people.I guess you got to watch out for

(59:30):
those young people. Social media platformsare not inherently suitable for the utes.
That's what top psychologists and tech companiesand lawmakers need to do more to protect
their kids mental health. Uh.The American Psychological Association said that the endless
scrolling and push notifications are particularly riskyfree young'ins whose brains are still developing.

(59:57):
Social media companies like Meta Book,Instagram, What's have They've been working to
protect children, but the APA reportssays it's not yet enough. Idaho's gender
firming care ban remains in effect.The US Supreme Court has ruled Idaho's ban
on gender affirming care will remain ineffect while the case is challenged in court.

(01:00:20):
Under a twenty twenty three law,physicians who provide hormones, puberty blockers,
or other gender affirming care to peopleyounger than eighteen can be sentenced to
ten years in the big house.The court is allowing two teens who sued
to challenge the law to continue receivingcare. Here's one for you. Three

(01:00:40):
new kangaroo species have been discovered.Eh, hard hitting news. Three.
Even though there was pointed more thanmy right, I didn't know this was
a thing. This is actually kindof interesting. It's why I grabbed it.
Three new species of ancient kangaroos havebeen identified by a research group from
Flinders University in South Australia. Theresearch was published in the Mega Taxa Journal

(01:01:07):
and identifies kangaroos that lived between fivemillion and four forty thousand years ago.
The heaviest This is the fun part. The heaviest weighed up the three hundred
and seventy five pounds. Good god, that's a big ass kangaroo. Twice
as heavy as today's largest kangaroos.At their tallest, the ancient creatures would

(01:01:29):
have been six and a half feettall sixty six three hundred and seventy five
pounds of kangaroo. Can you believethat? And they are mean right right
in a fight with one of thosebetts, I don't even want to get
a fight with a regular damn kangaroo, let alone one that's six six and

(01:01:50):
three hundred and seventy five pounds.That's a goddamn linebacker. Man. Have
you ever heard the Urban Dictionary definitionof kangaroo? I got know. Uh,
Apparently it's a woman who has gota huge ass and her top half
is tiny. Okay, so she'sI figured there was one. You can
crawl in their pouch anyway. It'salso the name of a hoodie. Like

(01:02:10):
apparently the kids call their hoodies akangaroo. Okay, because they borrow my
kangaroo. That's weird because of thepouch kids. Hey, the city of
Talaqua to host a free dump dayallowing residence allowing what residents to dispose of
unwanted items. All right, y, yes, that makes more sense Tallakua
residents. If they start charging youto dump dude, that's like, that's

(01:02:35):
overreach of the government. See,I'll see you a shelter over real h
Talaqua residents will have the opportunity todump in the unwanted items and dispose of
them at the Talaquas Solid Waste Departmentfor free on Saturday from nine am to
two pm. Some of the accepteditems on Free Dump Day household trash,
trampolines, gardens and flower bed supplies, yard place sets, junk from spring

(01:02:59):
cleaning, old toys, broken shells, and so much more and so much
more, Thank you. The Netsappear to have their next bench boss.

(01:03:24):
According to ESPN, Sacramento Kings topassistant Jordi Fernandez has emerged as Brooklyn's choice
to become the next head coach.The forty one year old will take over
a franchise that finished thirty two andfifty under interim coach Kevin Ali this season.
It's the fifth coach for the Netssince twenty twenty. Fernandez will continue

(01:03:47):
to coach the Kings for the restof the season. Sacramento is slated to
play the Golden State Warriors in theWestern Conference play in tournament. The Sons
are locking up a key member oftheir rotation with a new long term contract.
Multiple reports say Phoenix is signing guardGrayson Allen to a four year,
seventy million dollar contract extension. Thedeal does include a player option. Allan

(01:04:13):
averaged thirteen point four points, threepoint one assists and three point nine rebounds
per game while starting seventy three gamesthis season. The twenty eight year old
is knocking down forty six point onepercent of his shots from three point range,
which leads the league this year.The Suns originally acquired Allen from the
Milwaukee Bucks in a three team tradelast summer. Legal troubles are continuing to

(01:04:36):
mount for Kansas City Chiefs wide receiverRushi Rice. A new lawsuit in Texas
is seeking over one million dollars inactual damages and ten million dollars in punitive
damages by a pair of people whoclaim to have been injured in a six
vehicle crash last month in Dallas.The plaintiffs allege that Rice and smu wide

(01:04:59):
out Teddy raised their vehicles at highspeeds, well beyond the speed limit,
which led to the six vehicle crash. According to police, Rice and Knox
are both facing one count of aggravatedassault, one count of collision involving serious
bodily injury, and six counts ofcollision involving injury. This keeps getting worse

(01:05:19):
for him because they sued for amillion dollars when he didn't even make a
million. And I'm not clear ifthey sued him the rental car company like
other entities. And to me,the lawsuits stated that they had lacerations and

(01:05:40):
all these things when initially there fromwhat we read, there were no injuries.
Yeah. People, there's a differencebetween you know, whiplash or whatever
and then you feel it a coupledays later and lacerations. So to me,
this feels like a little bit ofwe just want to settle. And
if I were his lawyers, I'dbe like, let's just settle and move
on. Oh, absolutely going tofight another day. Yeah, he's for

(01:06:04):
sure. I think he's probably gonnaget suspended at least one game. I
think he kind of has to,right, I mean, because he's having
an accident. Well, no,because of walking away from the stuff that
went with the accident. Number one, I'm not clear. It just doesn't
look good. That's why I thinkmaybe one game, But I don't know.

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What he did that was against therules of the NFL, right,
I mean being an idiot letting womanbeaters to continue to play. You know,
what's a little street race making baddecisions. It's human to make bad
decisions. Of course. Additionally,he's twenty four, he's I'm not just

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defendent because he's a Chiefs player,No, I know. I think in
general, I'm not sure why heshould be punished for making a stupid decision.
I think if anything, they're justgoing to suspend them for a game
to say, look, we don'ttake lightly of situations like this. If
you're going to play with us,you have to act professional on the field

(01:07:12):
off the field. I don't knowthey should and they should start implementing that,
yes, all across the board,and they should do that with any
and every player that gets in troublefor no matter what it is. Start
making an example out of these bastardsand maybe they'll start straightening up instead of
I can get away with whatever becauseI'm an NFL player. Yeah, I

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don't know if it is a kissa syndrome of being a athlete, and
you know, having seven hundred thousanddollars in the world of the NFL is
not a lot of money. Ratherthan the just kids making stupid decisions,
it just splashes because he's an NFLplayer. I think there's a lot that
we could do when you start cuttingtheir payoff. They don't need that much

(01:07:56):
goddamn money. These kids. Youlaugh all you want, man, it's
a little rabble rabble. It's notif you were twenty four and you had
seven hundred thousand dollars yearly income toyou, I get that. You're like
in the NFL, it's not thatmuch. But a twenty four year old
kid, that's a buttload of moneysent you know what I mean, to
any regular person that works a regularjob, that's a buttload of money.

(01:08:16):
So of course these kids think they'reuntouchable, and I think we need to
cut their goddamn pay We need tostart making examples out of them and throw
the book at them for any stupidlittle thing that they do, whether it's
street racing and causing accidents, beatingup your baby mama because you're pissed off
at her for whatever reason, allof it, all of it. Make
an example out of them, andmaybe we can get this thing straightened up.

(01:08:40):
And it kind of goes back towhat you're taught when you get your
driver's license in the first place.It's a privilege to have one. Don't
abuse it. Oh, we don'teven And it's a privilege to play for
the NFL, don't abuse it.As far as two things, one,
the driver's license thing is a privilege. Get out of here. People don't
care about that. What makes youthink you gotta have a driver's license.
I mean, if you want one, yeah, you don't have to get

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one. It is the law.It's also the law to not speed right,
so right, yes, but you'remissing the point. It doesn't matter
if you have a driver's license ornot. It really doesn't. It just
would be a more intense crime.And as far as the idea of it's
a privilege to pay play in theNFL, at this point, when you

(01:09:24):
have a franchise that wins a SuperBowl and one of their key players,
you're gonna do all you can toretain him. It's like employees that are
the best. Employees are garner themost work or do the best like whatever
they get away with much more.It's just the way it is. You're
not going to punish the a guyon your team because he won't follow the
dress code. Well maybe we should, Yeah, maybe we should. Yeah,

(01:09:47):
it's just not how it works inany job. So they don't look
like an entitled brat to everyone else. He doesn't look like an entitled brat.
He does if he doesn't get punished. Ah. I agree with her
on that one. That's your ballsto the walls boys, Kitchen theer driving
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We read an email on the airand then you guys give advice on what

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they should do. So one says, my eighteen year old stepdaughter wants to
go to a very expensive university andwill likely take on a two hundred thousand
dollars in debt for her undergraduate degreealone. The two hundred thousand dollars is
after scholarships and money that has beensaved for her education. Her dad and
I have talked to her about howfinancially crippling it is to be in debt

(01:11:47):
like this, but she's dead seton going to this particular school and taking
on the debt. I tell myhusband, we've told her our opinion and
we just need to back off andlet her make her own decisions. What
would you say to your child ifthey wanted to take on this type of
debt nine four to six, ohkmod can also text BMMS And then what

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you want to say to eight two, nine four or five lindsay you went
to school, you got a degreeor an associate, stuper associate. How
much did that cost? Twenty grand? That's not bad, No, that's
a steal. Yeah, And didyou do you still have it or you
paid off? Paid it off?How fast? Probably five or six years?

(01:12:30):
Okay, gimbi went to abs?How long? How much was your
bill on that? Do you rememberthinking? Okay? And how long did
it take you to deal with that? If I would have done it the
rightway, I would have gotten anddone in like a year or so.
But I didn't. You pushing itoff, pushing it off, pushing it
off. So it took me aboutseven eight year hell. To be honest
with you, I don't think Iever really did pay that off. They

(01:12:54):
just kept intercepting my taxes until itwas finally taking care of. So to
the point of this parent like it, it sucks to be behind the eight
ball. My four year degree wasuh, I think final bill was like
eighty seven. I'm not mistaken.And then I deferred and deferred and deferred
and deferred and deferred until they werelike start paying right, And uh,

(01:13:16):
I think final bill was like onesomething and I paid that off nine years
ago, I think. So.Yeah, it takes a while to pay
off student debt. Yeah, forsure, except for kids nowadays they just
let you have it. Yeah,we'll forgive it. Sure. Real,

(01:13:36):
Hen, the guys are just gettingso old, really just real? And
on how's that real? Because that'swhat they're doing. They have proposed several
times on it, but it hasn'thappened. Okay, doesn't mean that it's
not going to happen. I don'tmean it isn't going And it wasn't an
option when we went to school.That conversation of student debt relief was never

(01:13:56):
on the books for anyone and allwhatsoever. Yeah, but now we're trying
four or five different ways to makeit happen. Yeah. Uh, also
don't care. Yeah, you're right, I mean I shouldn't be. I
don't pay for it, do younot? No taxes one way or my
taxes aren't going up for it?Okay. And additionally, we pay out
corporations constantly, so who cares?You don't get mad about that because I

(01:14:20):
had to pay off mine. Right, it would have been nice if,
if you know, it was offeredto me. But just because it wasn't
offered to me, it doesn't makeit bad. And the whole thing of
like your kid taking on debt togo to school suck tax perfect right there,

(01:14:42):
do it, Biden, We'll forgiveit. Sure. Also hasn't happened.
The idea of the going to schooland getting your degree. I was
raised believe going to school, andnobody talked to me about how expensive it
was going to be, right right, nobody sat me down. I was

(01:15:03):
just led to believe that's what Ihad to do, told that's what you
do. That was an option forme. But then realistically it was not
an option because we didn't have moneyfor that sort of thing. So I
was destined to go to work straightout of high school, which is what
I did, you know, untilI turned about twenty five ish, and

(01:15:27):
then I was like, okay,well maybe I should do something. And
then you knew you had to getsome sort of further in education or to
get into some kind of career fieldthat's not you know, manufacturing or you
know, busting my back for thefor the next forty fifty years of my
life, you know what I mean. So it's like, yeah, if

(01:15:49):
you want to do something, yeah, you gotta go. You gotta go
to school, you gotta get ayou gotta get an education in it.
And then what really pisses me offjust turn around find out I really didn't
have to, really didn't have to. You really don't know somebody? Yeah,
who pushed you to go to school? Lindsay Both my parents did,
and I wanted to go to schooltoo. I don't see anything wrong with

(01:16:14):
going to school. However, Ialso don't think that school is for everyone.
And you can make a really goodliving without going to college. Yeah,
plenty of people do it. Yeah, I think there are some careers
that you do need to go tocollege for. M hm, not all
definitely. Yeah, right, ifyou want to be a doctor of sorts,
I think that makes sense, youknow, at for being a physician

(01:16:40):
just doesn't work out. I meanit could. Somebody had to learn somehow
right way back in the day,and then they were like, well,
I'll teach you how to do this, but it's gonna cost you. Yeah,
I don't know if I what's theyou see people like where you went
to school? And they rate thestreets like, I don't know if I
want my doctor, right, Idon't want him learning on the streets how

(01:17:02):
to do open heart search? Right? Where'd you go to school at doctor
Smith? The School of Hard Knocks? Oh? God, right, that's
it. Where'd you go to Schoolof Hard Knocks? First of all,
No, you didn't. When yousee people putting that, I'm like,
no, you didn't. As atext says, just let her learn.
You can give her advice and that'sall you can do. But she's an

(01:17:24):
adult, now, I agree.Yeah, did it say what she was
going to school for? No,did not. But it's a two hundred
thousand dollars tuition or some jive likeyeah, but I mean that doesn't necessarily
mean anything. It doesn't mean she'sgoing to be a doctor, right,
absolute school tuition is incredibly expensive now, more than averag. Yeah, she
could be paying two hundred and seventyfive thousand dollars for underwater basket weaving.

(01:17:47):
Yeah, because she wants to goto the school with the flashy name right
right, right exactly? Yikes?Do you what do you? What's your
plan with your kids? Lindsay whenthey go to side, like you guys
start having the college talk. Yeah, so we Marcus and I and and
and can we we talk about collegeall the time. He he really wants

(01:18:09):
to go to OU. He'd reallylove to play football there. He he
says he would love to if hecan't get a football scholarship, he would
like to get an academic scholarship.And he has big goals for himself to
play. And if he can't geta football scholarship, he's rooting for an

(01:18:31):
academic scholarship. And if he getsan academic scholarship, he will try out
for the football team. Either waythough, O you is his goal and
that is well except oh you likeTulsa, right, Yeah, I think
he probably would the right but thatbut that is definitely that is his goal,

(01:18:58):
and I'm sure and he will toapply for grants. He knows how
expensive it is. It's nine grand. Tuition's nine grand a year, I'm
sorry, semester, a semester,semester, four semesters a year, right,
that adds up quickly, and ifit's out of state, it's twenty
five Texas. I don't think collegeis the golden ticket, that it used

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to be. But I agree somefields definitely need a degree. Yes,
I don't know if it's ever beenthe golden ticket. Well, I mean
that for the longest time, andyou even said it for you, you
know, that's just what you thoughtyou had to do. It was pushed
you go and you go to collegeso you can get a degree, so
you can get a nice paying job, and you can have a nice house,
and you have a nice car,and you have a nice wife with

(01:19:42):
the nice kids and your nice life. You see what I'm saying. So
they push you to go to collegeto get that degree in something another you
know when and when ultimately, youknow, the rich kids, damn country
song. Rich kids go to college, poor kids go to work. That's
the way it's always been. I'mjust saying, I don't think college is
ever been the golden ticket where yougo to college and it automatically you get

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all those things. You just said, no, no, the bill of
sale, you're right on, Butnever has it been that. I know
plenty of people that have college degreesthat don't have a thing right right,
But that's how they paint the picture. Yeah, they being your parents,
recruiters, college whatever. M twohundred thousand dollars degrees so she can flip

(01:20:24):
burgers or make coffee. Yeah.Thanks. We need to start promoting trade
schools as much as college. Withthe boom and technology now, in the
future, trades people will become morevaluable. I think trades people have always
been valuable. But I know plentyof people that go to trade schools and
then can't find a job in thattrade, right Or they thought it was
a good idea, and once theyget into that trade, they're like,

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well, this is hard work andit sucks. Those are also really expensive.
Yeah, yeah, it's not liketrades. I think they're saying college,
I think in this email, butI think continuing education. I think
I'm everything's on the table. Growingup up there was the University of Northern
Iowa, and then there was HawkeyeTechnical College, and all the losers went

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to Hawkeye Tech, and all thosesmoot kids went to the university right right,
right, community college, regular collewhere. Now I see those as
a very level playing field. Thedegrees can vary, of course, but
one is just as good as theother in my opinion, right right right.
But some people it kind of goesback to that school with a flashy
name. You know, you're lookingat somebody who has a degree from OU.

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You're like, hey, hey,look at somebody who's got a degree
from TCC, or like, uhokay, I mean yeah, good,
good for you, bravo. Butwe'll pick the guy from OU first every
time. Sometimes sometimes, right,I know people that I've hired working here,

(01:21:49):
I've never looked at where they wentand went, oh, we should
hire them because they went there,not once. A matter of fact,
if you led with that, youautomatically weren't out for me, because it
don't matter now some places, I'msure that means something. Right now,
if you go to you want toget in the basket weaving industry, and

(01:22:12):
you went to a school that doeswell in basket weaving, I could see
why that would mean a difference,right right, compared to a school that
doesn't. You're like, I don'tknow that Corbyn University as a basket weaving
program wouldn't mean I went to theMichael Berberger School of Basket Weaving. That's
an esteemed basket weaving school. That'sright where it would mean something. I

(01:22:33):
could so I could see it fromthat from that standpoint, and the number
of people you get out after thatdegree and then don't get a job in
that field because you were told youcan't change your degree once you start.
Right. Yeah, Now this texthere is is interesting thing about it getting
a degree. Literally, no employerhas ever asked for any sort of proof
that I graduated or went to college. I often wonder if I just if

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I had just lied. Here's thefun thing. They did not ask for
physical proof. Let me see yourdiploma, but your work is the proof.
If you lied and he said,you know, yeah, I'm great
with computers, I know all theit stuff. But you didn't go to
school and you don't know dick aboutit, it's gonna come out when you
start working when you're like, hthey shouldn't do that, You see what

(01:23:17):
I'm saying. Yeah, the proofis when you start working. I think,
yeah, I agree one hundred percentwith the text and everything that you're
saying. But characters are really importanttrait for sure. Yeah, and if
you lie, d day comes soit in certain careers they do check.
Right, you have to prove thatyou can do all those things, not

(01:23:41):
all I've never been asked, youknow, to show my diploma. It
was this thing and I was like, oh, I should put it in
my safe deposit box so if somethinghappens, I can prove in my high
school didn't know A Yeah, no, exactly why? Listener email from somebody
who says, my eighteen year oldold stepdaughter wants to go to a very
expensive university and will likely take ontwo hundred thousand dollars in debt for her

(01:24:04):
undergraduate degree alone. The two hundredthousand dollars is after scholarships and money that
has been safe for education. Herdad and I have talked about how financially
crippling it is to be debt likethis, but she's dead on, dead
set on going to this particular schooland taking on the debt. I tell
my husband, we've told her ouropinion, and we just need to back
off and let her make her owndecisions. What would you say if you're

(01:24:27):
to your child if they wanted totake on this type of debt? Lindsey,
are you crazy? Do you knowhow long it'll take you to get
out of two hundred two hundred grandin debt? It would take forever,
But it's your life. I can'thelp you with two hundred thousand dollars of

(01:24:48):
debt. So you think twice aboutthis. TCC is free for a couple
of years, I would I wouldstrongly think about that before you go off

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and away and commit to two hundredthousand dollars of debt. Take advantage of
free for at least two years.You might change your mind. Are they
following someone? There? Is it? You know, a group of friends
going to this certain university. Theywant to be a part of that,

(01:25:30):
you know, really make them think, maybe work out a financial plan,
how long it might take them toget out of two hundred thousand dollars worth
of debt. Let them really reallywork through this. But otherwise, the
choice is theirs. If they knowthat you're not prepared to help them with
it, and they can get outof it on their own, it's really

(01:25:55):
up to them, gimb. Imean, listen, if that's what you
want to do, have fun.I can't help you. That's all there
is is that you're gonna You're gonnabe paying on it for a while,
But it's your choice. So havefun and uh facetiming when you get there,
Uh what are you talking about?You told them that's the end.

(01:26:23):
They're gonna do what they want,right it doesn't matter. The conversation about
being financial fiscally responsible should have beenhad a long time ago. Now,
when they've set their goal, howabout this, you're like, set goals,
set goals. Wait, not thatgoal. You told them. You

(01:26:43):
probably encouraged them to set goals,maybe further their lives or whatever. And
then you find out that's how they'redoing it. You're like, well,
that's not what I meant. Imeant realistic goals. So it depends on
what they want to do. Ithink you've passed the torch on. Hey,
make your own decision and be there. Two hundred thousand dollars. I
think you're short changing the cost becauseof food and places to live and rent

(01:27:10):
right right, car repairs and insurance. Two hundred thousand is just to go
to school. It's a misnomer thatit's in just nine grand a semester to
go to you. And she canget up on a stage and dance on
a pole and shake her ass andwork her way right on through. I
saw some lady on TikTok talking abouther taxes yesterday, which is hilarious,

(01:27:30):
but it was a stripper and shewent through how much she made, uh
three hundred and eighty thousand dollars.Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a
business that just keeps a home building. Y'all don't want student loan forgiveness,
but y'all go badly hand it overat the strip club. All right,
more listener emails when we come back. You're listening to the Big Mad Morning
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Big Man Morning Show. Nine foursix oh KMOD. You can also text
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give advice. This one says,my ten year old daughter keeps asking for
a phone this summer. She'll behome alone all summer while her dad and

(01:28:28):
I are at work, and Idon't know if she should have one.
My husband says, she has atablet and can FaceTime, but I want
her to be able to call nineone one. Any advice or tips on
kids owning phones this young? Doesmy kid need a phone? It's all
a other spectrum that I never thoughtabout. When term like when there's a

(01:28:49):
certain age they cross over where theycan just be home alone during the summer.
How old did I say this?Good? Was? Again? Said
ten? Okay, so okay,Uh. Marcus walked to school when he
was ten. We lived right acrossthe street, like when you say across

(01:29:10):
the street, like from your frontporch, you can look across and see
it. It's right there, likeyou could throw a rock to it.
Yeah. Yeah, and be inthe school yard. Yeah. And he
would have a phone because if Iwasn't home, he would call to let
me know that he got home.And he was ten and like an iPhone

(01:29:32):
er No, it was Oh,I forget what kind it was, but
it was. It was one ofthose that were made for kids, and
it was it would call only afew numbers. It had an emergency number.
But anyways, is there an optionfor a landline? Can't a tablet

(01:29:56):
call nine one one if it canface time? No, because that's a
video service face oh ice, Isee you could probably can you add,
well, let's not do advice yet. It's just I don't I don't know
if if do people even have landlines. I'm sure they do. I don't

(01:30:18):
think so. I don't think so. I think very I think percentage wise,
it's got to be like less thanthirty percent, and once you get
outside the city limits, it's probablya higher number. But I think people
don't have landlines as much as theyused to. And is it even is
it cheaper to have one anymore?What a landline mine? Yeah? I

(01:30:44):
don't know. My mom had onefor a while for a fax machine.
I was like, I think it'syou can go hang get rid of it
now, right. We had alandline for when the kids were younger and
home alone because you know, cellphones are expensive, you know, And
there's the phone right there, andhere's a list of numbers. You know

(01:31:04):
how long ago was that? OhI was still married and I was just
by my house. Was eighteen fouror five years ago? Five years ago?
No? I know, all right, feels longer eighteen nineteen twenty for
six six, my man. Yeah, But to give them a phone and

(01:31:27):
they have to be home alone alla ten year old being home alone all
day today, yeah, is crazyto me. Yeah. I don't live.
There's an where my kids go toschool. It's kind of far,
but there's an elementary school not farfrom my house. I couldn't throw rock
to it. It's not like whatyou described there's no way I'm letting my
kid walk to that school if theywent there, not at all. But

(01:31:48):
growing up I'd walk a mile ormore right to school, never thought twice
about it. So being home alonenot a big deal. And even the
times of my when my mom startedworking, there was no I got home
and had to call her and lether know I made because how would I
call her? Right she was working? There was no. She didn't have
a cell phone, right right.You be damned if you interrupt her dearing

(01:32:11):
work to let her know that she'shome. She worked in a department store,
so it wasn't like a desk phonethat I could call and tell her.
Missus spears, you have a callon line three. It's your son
again, right right, Greggs hitme. He's gonna sit no much,

(01:32:33):
Chad, he's gonna spit on me. Totally happened. Not traumatized by no,
not at all. Yeah, SoI can't relate to that at all.
And to be honest, I mywife and I have not had a
discussion at what age we're going tolet our kids be home alone. Text
other day, I was emailing mymom on AOL email after school and landline

(01:32:55):
only got a phone at thirteen becausemy dad died. Wasn't supposed to get
one until sixteen. Got a landline, so you emailed on AOL you would
have had to have dialed in.Well, no, he had emailed and
used the landline. Didn't get aphone cell phone, got hill thirteen because
dad died. Why would that be? Why? I'm curious to what dad

(01:33:17):
dying was the yang that triggered theymust have a phone at that's time.
Yeah, I don't know, youknow, Sorry, your dad's dead.
You're gonna grow up fast. Nowhere's the phone. I don't know.
Now get to work. Yeah.And the peer pressure too, because some
of all parents just give your kida phone, don't care, right,

(01:33:39):
and you create problems for the restof us. Right. My daughter is
seven. We got her a smartwatch. This is a phone, has
its own plan, can call nineto one one or any number that is
stored into it. Also text.It's a good option. And she can't
do social media on it. Shecannot do social That's what I said.

(01:33:59):
She can't. She can't. Shecan't do it. U track phone for
emergencies only. It's another one thatcame in. How much is that a
Trackphone. How much is it?I'm sure there's a plan and you got
to pay for it. There's amonthly fee and stuff. Maybe minutes,
I think it's minutes. I thinkyou pay for minutes on a track phone.

(01:34:20):
The no contract five G prepaid plansand smartphones from Trackphone. Refill your
plan. That's just going straight off. So you got to add minutes to
it. It's a bank of time. Yeah, So I put on fifty
dollars here. That gives you,you know, one hundred and twenty minutes.
You don't need one hundred and twentyminutes to call nine one one,

(01:34:42):
no, because I think nine oneone is a free call, full stop.
Oh and if that's the case,if they're so worried about you know,
well what if they need to callnine one one? You're right,
you know, the emergency line doesn'tever stop. So use that old phone.
What's that commercials say? Now?Give your kids your Janki phone,
you know, Oh, I don'tknow, Get that old jankie phone of

(01:35:04):
yours and give it. It's somead that we run on here, you
know, And give those kids thatold Janki phone of yours, you know,
And and all you got to dois hold down the nine and you
can call nine one one. That'sall. You really didn't know that.
I didn't know that. Huh.Why do you gotta hold down the nine

(01:35:24):
because it automatically dials. It's alreadystored into your phone. It is go
ahead and take your phone right now. Hold on. You can do it.
It's your idea because it won't hit. It won't call until I actually
hit send, you know, butit still pops up like if you hold
down the number one, that sendsyou to your voicemail. Same way on
that see number nine and uh,yeah, there you go. I can't

(01:35:48):
show you because you know, camera'sworking. But it's an interesting thing that
Okay, I I have a lotof credit. That's a separate thing,
all right. Listener email from aperson who says, my ten year old
daughter keeps asking for a phone thissummer. She will be home alone all

(01:36:10):
summer. Her dad and I areat work during the summer, and I
don't know. My husband says,they have tablets and they can FaceTime,
but I want them to be ableto call nine one one. Any advice
or tips on kids owning phones asyoung? Does my kid need a phone?
Lindsey, I'm still stuck on tenyears old. Home alone all day

(01:36:32):
long? Is there neighbors that theycan run to if there's an emergency?
I hate that phone? Can wetalk about that for just a second.
What are your kid's gonna what gorun and pound on some stranger's door while
you're convulsing in the in the orwhatever the house is on fire. And
that's what we do, and that'swhat we did. You were told to

(01:36:54):
do that, But the logistics ofthat actually working? And then how many
houses do you go to? First? One that answers? Yeah, so
you just keep going pretty much becausea lot of people work during the day,
a lot of people aren't home duringthe day. Yeah, well,
then they definitely need a phone.Then they're gonna have to be able to
get a hold of nine one one, especially if they're being left alone all

(01:37:15):
day long, they will need someway to get a hold of not just
nine one one, but mom anddad as well. So, yeah,
definitely they need some sort of phone. If not a cell phone, then
a landline. It doesn't have tobe a one thousand dollars smartphone. It
can be a track phone, butsomething that they can call nine to one

(01:37:38):
one with for sure, GIMPI.I'm torn here. I'm kind of with
Lendsy on the why is your tenyear old, you know, being home
alone? All right? And itsounds like an email that there's other kids
involved as well too, So theten year old is the oldest one out
of all these kids that's gonna bebabysitting the big ones watching the little one.

(01:37:59):
Does that make that doesn't make muchsense at all to me anyway,
Behayve, I'm not the parent.That's interesting because I've heard you say other
like you set a certain age.I don't recall what it was that they
can stay and see all the kids. Yeah, twelve years old, you
know, I think is a goodage. And that's also a good age
for you know, a phone.And I know I'm going to sound old.

(01:38:19):
I really don't care. We didit without it. We did it
without cell phones. Some of usdid it without a landline because we were
poor and couldn't afford that either.So you just if you have to do
it, you kind of hope forthe best, you know. And here's
the deal. As long as youcome home and your kids are still alive

(01:38:41):
and they have all their appendages,everything's all right. The house isn't burnt
down. You see what I'm saying. It's fine. Your kid doesn't need
a phone. Your kid doesn't needa phone. Your kid doesn't even need
to call mom and dad when they'reat home or when they're gone. Okay,
because let's think about this realist.In an emergency scenario, Oh my

(01:39:02):
god, Timmy just cut his footoff, They're they're gonna be too busy
freaking out. They're not going tobe they're not going to to think to
call nine one one. They maycall Grandma before they call nine one one,
just because they know that person.All right, So and and and
if you really want to get downinto it, Timmy's probably gonna die because

(01:39:24):
he bled out because the kid doesn'tknow what to do in such an emergency
situation when everything's all heightened. Rightnow, I think that's an interesting point,
like, are you training your kidin first aid and all those other
things right? Right? No,you're just trying to get a fu Okay,
no, So so if you thinkabout it realistically, you don't need
any of that at all whatsoever.So if you want to let your kids

(01:39:45):
sit at home at ten years oldand babysit the other ones whatever. Just
lay down the ground wool rules.All right, there's and you can still
lay down the ground rules and they'llstill get broken. It doesn't matter.
At the end of the day,did your house get down? Is your
kids still alive? If the answerto those house being burnt down is no,
we're good, kids still alive,Yep, we're good, then you

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know what You're good. You don'tneed all the other job. Yeah,
I don't disagree with your husband.They can FaceTime. I don't need a
phone. I think a lot ofparents get phones for their kids at a
convenience of being a parent, soI don't have to do anything. Right,
they call me so I can comepick them up. Well, you

(01:40:34):
can ask to borrow a phone,or you could just get there right.
But they could FaceTime. The watchthings an interesting take. I've never heard
of that. I didn't know watchescould have their own phone plan, and
they'd have to if they did aphone call, they'd have to do it
on the watch out loud, soeverybody would hear the phone call. It's

(01:40:58):
an interesting way to deal with it. But if you are so concerned that
they need a phone for an emergencyand that they may not be able to
handle it and you will have toswoop in and be fifteen minutes out.
Maybe they're not ready to be alone. Yeah, I think if they've got
a FaceTime thing they can get ahold of you. Should they need to,

(01:41:21):
because if phone call rings, you'renot going to answer it anyway.
You're going to carry your phone withyou that leash with you all the time
into every meeting. Right, Oh, you know it's for the kids.
Yeah, I don't know. Uh, My wife have been having conversations about
when our children are have phones,and right now I'm pretty stuck at sixteen.

(01:41:43):
Right, I'm having a hard timecoming off sixteen. There's no reason.
There just isn't right. I getit, I get it. It's
just jealousy of all the other kidshaving they phones and I want to be
on social media and I want itmy ask for the tiktoks. They won't
say that out loud, but yeah, I cannot, for the life of

(01:42:06):
me wrap my head around why anyoneyounger than sixteen needs a phone. Yeah,
because if they are at a practiceor something and they need to get
picked up early, they can borrowa phone or or like a sit there
and wait for the regular time thatmom and oh my god, the number
of times I waited. Right,you may be waiting a little bit longer,

(01:42:28):
but it's okay. But did youdie? I also we should say
this too. I think it alsodepends on the kid the majority of it.
Some kids are just different than otherkids, and they can handle certain
responsibilities more than other kids at thesame age. Absolutely, if your ten
year old is trading stocks on thestock market, then go ahead and get
them a phone. I saw astory this morning a four year old who
wrote a book. Right then,that kid can have a phone. Maybe.

(01:42:50):
But if your kid is eating paintchips off the goddamn wall, you
might want to fight your house onfire a little bit, right, mutilating
the road cats? What else?All right, we gotta take a break.
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before we get to four. Likewhen you go and or whomever goes and
gets breast enlargement augmentation done, likedo you do you have the option for
like giant saucer nipples or do youdo you get the option for like teeny
tiny like her she kiss tight nipples, right? Or is that just kind

(01:48:11):
of you get the nips you get? How does that? I'm not sure
about. Her nipples are like weirdand disgusting, and I'm like, well,
would it look even more weird ifshe had tiny nipples? You know,
saying I feel when you get yourbreasts done, you should have the
nipples to go with proportionate nipples.I don't. I don't. I think

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it depends on if you've had kids, yes, right, because they can
evolve. I think it depends onif you liked what you had. I
think there's a couple of U Xfactors that go involved. Not everything's a
silver dollar, right, Those sureas hill aren't. I've never been hung

(01:48:55):
up on ariolas, like it doesn'tbother me one way or another. Okay,
I've never been like, how howis dating? Blah blah? Oh
man couldn't deal with their areolas?Never been a problem. Okay, Yeah,
I guess smoking, yes, right, maybe uh wonky feet, Harry

(01:49:18):
nipples. I wouldn't want to messwith those. I don't even know if
Harry would be how hair are wetalking? We're talking like an Italian man
with the shirt bun button pretty low. We'll see that'd be just a hairy
chest. I'm talking just like Harrynipples. Then that's a total hair happens,
you know. And I get that. I get that, you know.
And when I was working in theswingers club, the girls would take
their pictures and da da da dawith their boobs hanging out, and we

(01:49:39):
put them up on the big screenfor everybody to google. And then some
of those look like they'd have herpieson them. And I'm like, well,
that doesn't seem right. You're youshould not have lumpy nipples just my
opinion. I I don't know.I don't know if you should or shouldn't
have lumpy nipples. I just don'tknow. I don't know enough about women's

(01:50:02):
nipples to decide what nipples a womanshould have. I guess they're like snowflakes.
They're all different, right. Someof them are hairy, some of
them are lumpy. Some of themlook like saucers. I've never dated a
girl, and when I had thelucky privilege to even see them, gone,
I can't. Can't do it?Man? Really have you? Yeah,

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I've looked at a few of them. I'm like staying away and got
away like ended it. No,thanks, I'm done. I mean,
I still finish what I need todo. But the thought is still there
and it is slowly ruining things aswe're you know, going at it.
It feels a little weird. That'swhat I thought to have that be your
thing? Oh oh okay, Ithought just lumpy nipples feel weird? What

(01:50:49):
is this? How many nipples doyou have? I've never been a hard
and fat Do you have a heart? Did you ever have a hard and
fast rule with dudes? Like VanityWise? Like no body hair, freckles,
like red hair, any of thosethings. I can't say that I

(01:51:09):
have. I mean, I'm no, I can't say that I have.
I uh, I mean I Iwant you to not be missing teeth.
But I so that's that's a thing. What about hair longer than yours?
M I don't think that that wouldbother me, because if it's nice hair,

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I could see why you would haveit long. If you have good
hair, you would be jealous.I would probably be jealous. I would
probably be jealous. You guys swampshampoos. You know. I will say
I don't like a guy that takeslonger to get ready than myself. Shouldn't
take you longer to get ready fora night out. That's a problem.

(01:52:00):
Okay, Yeah, smoking is theonly hard and fast I've ever had.
That makes sense? Yeah, becauseI felt lucky if whether you had red
hair or freckles or whatever, Iwas like, well, I mean,
if you like me, that's justluck. Why would I give away that
lottery ticket? You know? Idid want date a guy that chewed tobacco,
and I thought, I I'll neverdo that again because this tastes like

(01:52:24):
winter green. No, it wasjust it got stuck in their teeth a
lot, and it was disgusting.Yeah, huh, but smoking not a
problem? No, because I wasa smoker. Yeah, that's just really
interesting to me. You've already crossedthe line of grossness of tobacco just because

(01:52:46):
you can visually see it. Orthey don't rinse their mouth after they're done
chawing, and that constantly goes.Yes, I got a plastic cup and
about but were paper towels. Yeah, it's stuck in the beer. Yeah,
that's just sloppy though, right,Like you just you're just imagine them

(01:53:11):
eating to me, if you're thatway with something you do on the rag
in front of other people, godknows what it's like when you're watching you
eat, right, right? Uh? Do you all have a bidet at
your office since Corby loves them somuch? No, we do not.
I don't know if every we Idon't know if people are mature enough to

(01:53:33):
use them. Here you're playing aroundsplashing a minute, yes, yes I
do. Gimpy, you have beenin there. How disgusting is the bathroom?
I mean it could be a lotworse, for sure, but well,
of course it's it's not that bad. I mean it's on the floor

(01:53:53):
like a lot. Yeah you know. I mean that goes with any any
public restroom anywhere. You have evenpointed out stuff on the wall, like
I don't know what that is thatI think is weird and disgusting, and
it's still there. Like I'm justsaying, it's your your own bathroom.
Isn't that disgusting? Right? Andso when I say people, we have
people that use this bathroom, wedon't even know who they are. That
is true. They come up fromother floors and they're shame they have right

(01:54:16):
they like quickly duck out. You'relike, it's fine, bro, it's
more weird that you're ducking everybody.Poops, Man, I did it.
You don't want people on three toknow you had a Mexican Mary Bang,
kill Whoopy Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell,and Honey Booboo's mom. That's a weird

(01:54:39):
one, very weird. I'll marryoh who's got more money. I'll marry
Whoopee. I think she probably hasthe most money. I'll bang Rosie and
kill Honey Booboo's mom because she isannoying, even worse than the other two.

(01:55:02):
And she's just she's not a goodmom. So, yeah, well
you're marrying or you're not asking forher to be your mommy. I know
I'm killing Whoopy Goldberg. I can'tstir on her or her views or any
of those other winches that she's onthat show with, so canceling that show

(01:55:23):
good almost cuts there lord and finallywomen having a voice that I don't agree
with. Yeah, listen, AMRCA, I can believe what I want.
They can't though, No, notpublicly. No, they can. They
can. I just don't want tohear it. Rosie O'Donnell, I guess
I'm gonna have sex with her becauseI can't kill her. I'm already killing

(01:55:44):
Whoopee, but I can't stand hereither or her views. So one night
standing with Rosie why not? Andthen that leaves me, you know,
marrying Honeyboo's mom because I don't wantto be having to deal with this bitch
for the rest of my life.At least I know we can get along.
I'm totally banging Whoopie Goldberg. Eddie'sa fantastic movie. Okay, I'm

(01:56:10):
marrying Rosie O'Donnell because I'm not hertype. I'm gonna get married. You
don't have sex anyway, so andthen I'm killing honey Booboo's mom. Even
her kid doesn't like her, right, so that's good enough for me to
move on? Uh to tell thetruth? What's the best and worst Girl
Scout cookie? Ooh? The bestis a thin mint all the way frozen,

(01:56:32):
got a storm in your freezer.They're so good when they are super
cold. And the worst? Isthere a worst Girl Scout cookie? Probably,
I guess. Is there a lemonone? Yes, all right,
I'll take I'll say the lemon onebecause I've never purchased the lemon one.

(01:56:56):
Gimbi. Uh. For the mostpart, they're all pretty bad. Yeah,
yeah, for sure, But yeah, lemon gonna be the worst just
because there's no other cookie in theworld that makes me want to punch a
baby. I feel like there's anothercookie in the world that makes me want
to punch a baby. But yeah, but I if I had to pick

(01:57:16):
up the thin mints, thin mintsare probably the best. Mm hmm yeah,
thin mints all day. They makelike other like Hostess cupcakes out of
thin mints and ice cream easily thebest, worst, short bread worst?
Okay, so plain that is true. Shrift foils, trifas. What's that?

(01:57:41):
Oh, that's the iconic shortbread cookiethat you Oh? Is that what
it's called? I just called theshort bread And the funny thing about thin
Min's is I don't like York peppermintpatties. I don't like I don't like
mint ice cream. I don't likethe SHAMROCKI I don't like any of that
stuff. Right, But you asleeve with those in once, and I
will. It must be the balance. It mean's so subtle. Uh huh,

(01:58:01):
because most of the reason I don'tlike peppermint patties or anything is I
don't want to feel like I'm brushingmy teeth. I assill say that with
cleaning, but for thin Men's itjust doesn't. That's not the same.
You're right, So, yeah,you know what's funny about the trifoil.
They call it the short bread cookieis so boring they have to give it
an interesting name to make it sound. That's how bad it is. I'm

(01:58:25):
sure there's some story. Would yourather be the perfect weight forever or have
perfect hair forever? I'd rather bethe perfect weight forever, never have to
dyet or worry about it, worryabout what you eat. Just be the
perfect weight. Oh that would beamazing. I could put on a ball

(01:58:46):
cap if I'm having a bad hairday, put on a baseball yt.
I was like, what does thathave to do with weight? Okay,
yeah yeah, Or wear a wig. I love wearing wigs to person every
day. Yeah, Gimby, Yeah, I'm with Lindsay on that one.
I guess give me the perfect weight. My hair's already falling out as it
is, so whatever. Yeah,waight, hair is the easiest manipulated thing.

(01:59:11):
Shave it like Gimpy's implying, wherea wig like Lindsay's implying. Those
are all good, solid solutions.Losing weight is incredibly challenging. Yeah,
you can't comb your fatness over,can you? You can? It's called
an extra extra large. Uh it'sbeen a while. What celebrity would you
currently punch in the face with noconsequences? P Diddy? Like, yep,

(01:59:41):
pe fed up? But what dothey call him now? Pedophile?
I mean whatever they're they call himpedophile? Yeah, okay, Pee,
it's not very creative. What arethey calling you? I don't know you're
saying it, Gimby, that's atough one, but uh, you know,
just for fun Steve Bhimmy, Yeah, it's very unsuspecting. I'll see

(02:00:06):
if we can't get his eyeballs topop out even more. This is tough,
right, this is tough. DoI want to punch someone at like
out of vengeance? Do I wantto punch a celebrity because it'd be funny?
Do I want to punch a celebritylike whatever name I say, just

(02:00:27):
to shock you, right, shockyou? Jimmy Carter, that's awesome,
funny. Shimy's a good funny one. Jimmy Carter. You're not gonna change
his face? No funny. I'llgo with the rock, okay, because

(02:00:51):
you know I'm about to get destroyed. Yeah, or Mike Tyson, and
then vengeance would be Elon Musk yes, ye him or Bezos interchange. I
don't care. Act your age afterintelligence level Jeff Bezos dressing up to go

(02:01:15):
to parties feels like the Steve Bouschemimeme with the skateboard, Like, what's
up my kids? You're like,yeah, who's the nark? So many
good concerts this year? What areyou excited for? Pink? Did that
surety happen? No? It's lateNovember December. Oh okay, okay,

(02:01:44):
kim be Rockingholm man. I meanit's three days of awesomeness right there.
The old bands on top of bands, on top of bands on top of
bands. Why settle for just oneband and be excited for one group when
you can get excited for hundreds ofthem. Uh, I'm gonna say Black
Keys because can be said Rockklahoma.That's a good choice. Yeah, he's

(02:02:08):
on a Friday. Huh yeah,okay, I hear you knocking. That's
pretty good. Let me see howmuch here, Let me see how much
of these tickets. Five hundred dollars. That does not surprise me one bit.
So this is this is a sectionsection one twenty five hundred dollars.

(02:02:30):
Stupid. Yeah, nope, notworth it. Let's go up a little
higher. Let me go up alittle higher here. Let me see like
in a three hundreds in the rowthree point fifty for the back of one
twenty Yeah, all right, I'llgo upper level since Gimby brought that up.
Let's see might as well right abovethe one twenty one hundred and sixty

(02:02:54):
dollars to six third level to seepink. Now, just for fun,
look at the very last row inthat section. So okay, in the
you or whatever it is where youget vertigo when you're walking up Okay,
very last section, one thirty five, really one hundred and thirty five to

(02:03:15):
give vertigo, and hope you don'tspill your beer. Dang, she ain't
worth it. She it would beawesome. So let's just go one thirty
so two seventy not including fees.Uh huh, beverage three hundred and you
got to bring your binoculars. AndI gotta pay in the park. Yeah,
and I gotta get a babysitter.That's a thousand dollars night. That's

(02:03:38):
good dinner. We're gonna be closeto a thousand Where she concert was I
excited about? You ain't paying fortickets. There ain't no way you're paying
for tickets. You love your Weall love free tickets. You'll go just
because it's free, even if you'renot interested free ones for that yet yet,

(02:04:02):
fingers crossed. Do local celebs count? If so, I'm punching Corbin.
Okay, does it bother you?Guys? When the girl scouts hit
you up outside Walmart? I alwaysfeel awkward telling them no, lindsay,
uh no, it doesn't bother me. They're just doing their thing. But
uh, I don't feel awkward tellingthem no. Normally, I'll I say

(02:04:26):
yes, I sucker, I buye. Really yeah, because only if I
see thin mints. A lot oftimes they're out of thin mince, and
I don't feel bad saying no becausethose usually go first. Kimby, I've
got no problem telling a kid,no, no problem at all, So
don't bother me none. You keepon hustling, Darling, maybe you'll get

(02:04:49):
one. Yeah, I have noproblem telling no. Girl. Scouts are
otherwise. I'm going there to shopthe stuff I need, not some weird
wooden cross because you're trying to straightenyour path out right, right, I'll
be nice and say, you know, good luck, But I guess I
wanted to be tricky. I go, Uh, which boxes are you out

(02:05:10):
of? Right? Finn's, Ohthat's what I was gonna get. Oh
we're out of short breads, nodang or name one. You know they
don't sell anymore, right, somediscontinued product. Oh they don't sell those
anymore. Ah, well, wejust happen to have this one box.
If they came here, what comedianwould you pay to see? Lindsay.

(02:05:32):
Oh, I want to see maybemaybe Chelsea Handler. I'm not I don't
necessarily like her so much, butI like I used to like her show
and she had it on. Uhwas it Bravo or Comedy Central? Comedy

(02:05:58):
Central? Yes, I might payto see her, he said comedian gimp.
Robin Williams. Yea hologram. Nope, I didn't even think about dead.
I went with alive alive. Iam picking. Oh my gosh,
his name escaped to me just now. Dave Chappelle, Okay, I would

(02:06:24):
too. I would pay to seeChappelle. Chris Rock, okaya, Kat
Williams, Kevin Hart, he's like, I don't know about that. I
think he's funny, but I don'twant to get yelled at for an hour
and a half. Right, hedoes a lot of yelling in his shows.
Chris Rock does a little bit toogreat. Uh. Kat Williams would

(02:06:49):
be awesome. Yeah, I thinkit'd be a good show. I'd probably
pay to see him. If we'regoing with a live yeah dead Richard pryor
all Day, that's good choice priorover Williams. All Day. Woms would
be awesome. But Williams is alsoa yeller. Right, He's always been

(02:07:10):
my favorite, no matter what himor Polly Shore oh goraw, all right,
we got to take a break.We'll be back. Good morning.

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According to check yousity, they testedfifty three dog owners to find out whether
they could pick their dogs smell outof a lineup. Each person was given
jars with six gaws that had thesense of their dog and five others.
Three quarters of the pet parents pickedtheir dog's jar. The study notes that

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dogs that don't get bathed much,go outside often, and eat dry food
are easier for owners to identify.There's only one person out of the trio
that has dogs. Do you thinkyou could pick your dogs compared to other
dogs just by scent? Uh?You know, I don't know, probably
not, because to me, alldogs smell the same. The smell like

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dogs. That's why they have thatthing like, oh, you smell like
dogs? Yeah yeah, and ifit gets wet, it's even worse.
Yeah, so yeah, totally.I mean i'd like to think I could,
But again, I think all animalsnot all animals, Like a cat
smells different than a dog, anda dog smells than a ferret, and
a fair smell is different than alizard, and as one and so forth

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in such age. But I thinkall dogs smell the same. I think
all cats smell the same. Doesyour you have, well, you have
a lizard, right, yeah,I've got an iguana. Okay, go
on, Yeah, that's why Iwant them to make sure. Do you
think you could smell? Tell itdifferent between you'r a guana smell with other
iguana smell? No, again,they all smell the same. Ferrets,

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I don't think uh, when itcomes to iguanas, we'll move on to
the ferrets in a minute. Idon't think that Reptiles actually, if you
put them up to your nose andsmell them like you would a dog or
a cat or a ferret, therewouldn't be much of a smell what you're
smelling, is there? Waist?I guess essentially, right, whatever they're
rolling in. There's no dander.Yeah, there's no actual smell. Humans

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have an actual smell, pheromones,stuff like that. Uh, so far
as the ferrets, could I beable to tell them a different apart,
Well, it depends on on whatthe situation is. Are the ferrets that
were being tested stood up against arethey Are they descented because all of mine
are, and the ones that aren'tdescented are gonna have a way muskier smell

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than the ones that I have.So if that's the case, then yeah,
I can totally I can totally pickthem out. This says that guanas
do have pheromones, but it's closerange, so it's hard to distinct unless
you're like right on the right rightor sniffing their rear. I don't know.
I've sniffed my lizard a few timesand I just can't. I'm getting
nothing. I getting nothing. There'stimes you pick it up and I'll be

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stroking it and I'll kiss it righton. It's a little impressive, you
know, you know, and Irub its belly, you know, and
stuff like that, and I Idon't smell anything, So maybe it's weird.
You continue to go to that well. I mean, if you did
it once and there was no smell, I mean it's right there. When
you're coddling your lizard, you knowyou're going to get a whiff every now
and again. And yeah, youhave a fairly recent addition in your family

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of a girlfriend that is, doesshe coddle your iguana? No? No,
she tries to stay away from alot of the animals. She's allergic
to some of them. Really,yeah, yep, yep, yep.
Did she know this? Like going, yeah, you know, going into
it, and we just stock upon zero tech and allergy meds and you
know, hopefully, you know,it's not too awful bad. But she
makes it a point to go andplay with them, you know, at

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least try to pet them or whatnot. So it's not like, you know,
instantly, good, now, keepthat beast away from me, you
know. Right, It's one thingto be allergic and another to just be
straight hateful about it. Right.She she doesn't really go in and mess
with the ferrets any at all whatsoever, which is understandable, you know,
or the iguana. But the dogsare out there in gin pop you know.

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So it's like I kind of can'tget around, can't get around them,
so she's cool with them or whatever. But again, get her loaded
up on on the allergy meds becauseyou have You don't have a dog,
right, lindsay, No, notanymore. But I thought you were gonna
get on. What happened to thatone. It was like a little of
the summer last year or whatever,We're going to get a dog. But
we didn't get a dog. Yeah, no, we we looked, but

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there was another family that was interestedin it and right away. But a
few when when we did have adog, Hank, he went missing.
We took we went for a trip, a day trip to I think we
were in the Grove area, Yeah, Grove, Oklahoma, and he wandered

(02:12:26):
about and he his sniffer went crazyand he must have got on something and
he was gone, gone, gone, gone for about a week and we
thought we would never see him again. And every day after work I would
drive out to that area and lookfor him and nothing. We were devastated.

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And someone called and said, hey, take one of Kevin's uh sweatshirts
or sweat or something of his andtake it back there and leave it for
him, leave it where where welost him. And so we did.
There was a fence post, andI took one of Kevin's hunting sweatshirts and

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left it there on a fence post. And the next day, sure enough,
we found Hank laying there at hissweatshirt. What yeah, because he
smelled it and he went back toit and waited and it was crazy and
he smelled so bad. What happened? How long ago was this? Oh?
Years ago? I mean we evewe haven't had Hank in like fourteen

(02:13:35):
years. So oh okay, yeah, yeah, so you've been in Tulsa
fourteen years. We've been here sincetwo thousand and six. Okay, so
damn near twenty yeah, so okay, so that's fun story. But in

(02:13:56):
terms of smelling your dog. Butyou have a cat though, right?
Yeah? What kind of cat doyou have? A mutt? I don't
know. He's fat one, bigyeah, big fat one. He's half
he's half big cat. Whatever breedthat is, we know that for sure.
Whose cat is yes? Whose catis it? You? It's all

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of ours, but it started offas Marcus's. He has the most responsibility
with it. He cleans the litterbox. Okay, do you think you
could smell your cat out of othercats. No, you wouldn't be able
to tell the smell of your kiddie. I don't think so. I don't
think so. I'm just saying Igot a pretty good whipper, So I

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think I could, like I puthim up in a lineup. You think
so she ate witches, which,yeah, you could put her kitty and
up lined up with other kiddies.Absolutely, and you think no way,
absolutely, And I think the differencebetween like, you know, having her
kiddy up there in a kitty lineupand me being able to be like,
yes, this is Lindsay's kitty andlike me smelling like my my own animals,

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I'm just nose blind to my ownanimals. If that makes it's so
different exactly, you know, I'mused to them. Her kitty is so
polarizing you would be able to tell. Yes, he'd be like, whoa,
that's definitely Lindsay's kitty. Yes,I think anyway that could be wrong.
Yeah, I don't want to bea part of that study. Lindsay's

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are anyones? Not at all?No, because you hate animals, I
don't get it. No, Ijust don't like the smell of stinky animals,
any stinky animal. I don't hateanimals. I like animals, I
just don't want one as a pet. And those both those not again right,
Both those can be true of notwanting them and also loving them.

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Oh I was gonna say, I'mnot wanting them and hating them. Yes,
they go hand in hand with eachother. Some people hate pets and
then also have them as pets,and they treat them horribly. I just
choose to just not have one,save money, and you won't have to
worry about your kiddy being up ina kiddy lineup and getting it snipped out.

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There you go. Tulsa's Morning Showis coming right back, the Big
Morning Show, Tulsa's rock station nKMOD. Good Morning, It's the Big

(02:16:26):
Bad Morning Show. Find out whateverybody learned. We'll start with Lindsay.
Lindsay, what'd you learn today?I learned that free dump day in Tahlequad
doesn't mean a bunch of big bootygirls aka Kangaroo is looking for new love.
And also I learned that GIMPI knowsthe scent of my kiddy. Yeah

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it is gimpy. What'd you learntoday? I'll learn even if clearly surrender,
I'll still shoot you and also learnbefore you leave your kids at home
alone, make sure they have aphone and seep e are training and a
portable defibrillator, and spend some timeon the volunteer fire department. Uh.
I learned that cuddle Iguana is agreat band name. And I also learned

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that Gimp wants to know when you'recoming in the back door. It's Corbyn
say, make sure that dishwashers loadedright? Yeah, it's lindsay stop tracking
my cycle. This is Kimfy andDaddy. Can I get a call?

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We honor and respect you. Wehonor and respect you. We honor
and respect you. Rock and Roll. I'm bless Tulsa. We try a
boy. So a listener was likeyou would be You want to hear how

(02:18:28):
much I paid for to take mygirl to see Tyler Childress right right over
nine hundred dollars. Oh yeah,that's ridiculous, man, there's no way
that's that's wild for two hours.That's just my wife and I have this
conversation because it's just a wild amountof money to pay for two hours of
anything. Yeah, a prostitute,that's insane, right right, it's a

(02:18:50):
dinner that's insane. How does itmake sense for a con That's my argument
with my wife is she's like,yeah, but we get to see these
hours. I'm like, for thatmuch money, do you That's like a
third of a trip to Mexico,right right? And that's not even drink.
We're not even to drinks. It'sridiculous, man, two tickets.
That's for two tickets. It justmakes me wonder, like, who's the

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one responsible for the ticket prices?Is at the venue? Is that?
The band? Is that the promoter? Is it? You know, a
combination of all of them? Who? Who? Who? Says? I
got a fucking punch in the faceto get these goddamn tickets lowered. I
can't name a Tyler Childers song.Oh yeah, your I'm going to White

(02:19:35):
House Roads. Hold on, Ithink your point is he is he a
b or C in the country Worldand that and that would hold on a
poster for a concert for a festival, Oh yeah, for sure as the
lead a headliner. Yeah, he'dbe a headliner at Born and Raised or
any other other music festivals. Forsure. He's he was a nobody.

(02:19:56):
Everybody was nobody at one point intime. But he's really blown up over
the last couple of years. Likehe was doing he was doing and this
was just like fucking like maybe fouryears ago, doing the hard rock shows,
which there's nothing wrong with hard rockshows, but you're established, yeah,
exactly exactly, and now he's fuckingselling out the Bok Center and fucking
charging nine hundred dollars for two fuckingtickets. All right, who's bigger,

(02:20:18):
Jelly roll or Tyler Childress, they'reabout to say, Really, I think
if I was going to go anywhereon that one, I'd say Jilly Rolls
bigger. And that's simply because hehas two other genres that he caters to.
He caters to the rock genre andthe hip hop rap genre and country
music and Top forty right exactly onTop forty, where Tyler Childers is strictly

(02:20:41):
fucking country. Yeah, And isthat all you got? Was Tyler Childress
Is that? Oh yeah, acouple of So I'm going to Billy Joel
in September with Sting in Saint Louis. I bought three tickets and it was
seven hundred three tickets. Okay,So that's I think that's a different show,

(02:21:01):
Okay. And it's different because it'sa destination show. He's playing ballparks
around America, right right, there'sthe seating isn't ideal? Right, You're
not gonna it's not like an arena. It's not a very intimate show.
It's a massive show. You'll watchmost of that show on the screen.
Right. I'm not knocking it tome, but but I would warrant paying

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a thousand dollars to see Billy Joelin the ballpark, right, that's a
little bit different. Legendary motherfucker rightnow? Yes, you know, yes,
paying thousands of dollars to see howmuch was it again? Seven hundred
dollars? Yeah, seven hundred dollarsto see Tyler Childers or any of these
other newer people. That's ridiculous,you know. But we're talking fucking legendary.

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So I got this open. ZachBryant's playing to b Okay three nights
in December, right, uh huh, And like he's Oklahoma City in May,
but and then Tulsa in December,and there's good amount of seats open
for Thursday night and he's in theround right and awesome, Yes, great
way to see a show and tosit in the lower level like two rows

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back. Three hundred and fifty fivedollars a ticket. Yeah, so it
means we're talking seven hundred dollars formy wife and I had to go to
that show. Yeah, absolutely absolutely, And I think he is a you
know, I think he's awesome.Yeah, He's not seven hundred dollars awesome,
though, I'm sure he puts ona fine show. Yeah. So
that's where I like fucking music festivalsrock Oklahoma born and raised, stuff like

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that. Bang for your box absolutelyYeah. You may have to peel off
thousand dollars for two tickets, butyou're getting three days of fucking music so
many bands, much better experience,I feel as opposed to seven hundred dollars
one night, one spot, onespot, that's your fucking seat. There's

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no real experience there. You're justsitting there listening in line to piss stand
in line to get in, getfreshed, right in line for cocktail or
drink right and that costume? Yeah, yeah, which would you rather do?
Would you rather me give you sevenhundred dollars? I'll say, you'll
say eight hundred dollars, eight hundreddollars to go see Zach Bryan. Great

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seats, A little extra cash forparking and great seats, drinks floor like
one twenty first row one twenty rightin front of the stage. No one's
gonna be in your way. Thoseare great seats. Yes, you're gonna
be able to see his facial expressions, right, Yeah, Or me give
you eight hundred dollars for you togo to the bar and buy all your

(02:23:35):
friends drinks and have people and partyfucking be man, yes all day every
day. You know you're getting waymore experience, making better memories. The
only memory you're making. Yeah,you got great seats. You got to
see a great show, but itwill always be eclipsed by fucking paid eight
hundred dollars or seven hundred dollars fortwo tickets. Yeah. So all that

(02:23:56):
awesomeness that you're getting right there isthe lips by Fuck Yeah. I think
people just to go back to yourquestion about who's picking these prices. This
is the big debate that is goingon with people questioning Live Nation and some
of these other companies, is who'ssetting this price? Why is it cost
that much money to go see TaylorSwift or to pay three hundred dollars to

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see Zach Bryan? Who sets that? Does Zach Bryan say set that price
point? I would like to thinkhe's not. I don't think he does,
but I don't know that. Hehas his fee and that's his fee.
And then they did my understand howthe industryer's if it's we'll just say
one thousand dollars for argument's sake toget Zach Bryan. And then the promoter

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goes, well, I can chargethis much, I'll make this much per
ticket, or I got to sellthis many tickets to maybe maybe they've reinvented
it. But he used to belike, oh, I've got to sell
half the house in order to profitjust to afford this guy and make some
money. Yeah, I get that. Or have they been like I don't.
People are going less as long asI saw a quarter. But to

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do that, the ticket price hasto go up. And then they're these
you know, jackpot artists. Right. But here's the thing though, I
mean, if that's the case,people would go more often and go to
shows more often if it was affordable. And I'm not talking you know,
fucking ten dollars a ticket. Imean even even if there's fifty dollars a

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ticket, one hundred dollars a ticket, I'd much rather pay two hundred dollars
for me and my lady to goto a concert and enjoy the night than
fucking seven hundred happy to go andtake a fucking loll that thing. They're
still the shows are still selling out. Yeah, people are still paying these
prices, so they're gonna charge They'regonna keep charging these prices because people are

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paying them. So I was justlooking. You know, aj Rs the
artists. They have a couple ofhit songs. You would know them if
I played them, but they're kindof a faceless band they're playing. Their
tickets are like one hundred dollars forlower level, right, Okay, that
seems reasonable. Yeah, seems it'sexpensive. But also I'm okay with that.
Nicki Minaj, same seats five hundreddollars, So what is just because

(02:26:07):
it's a bigger name you gotta payfor. That's true. Nicki Minaj is
massive. She meant like a raeis. Yeah, but she's a massive for
sure artist absolutely. So that kindof makes me wonder, is it just
a collaboration of everybody? Are theartists overreaching so far? Is trying to
get as much money as possible?Is the promoter also adding on top of

(02:26:31):
the artist overreach because they need tomake money? And then you know,
the venue itself also needs to makemoney, right, So everybody's just stacking
on top of everybody and and andthen the next thing, you know,
it's just this ridiculously outrageous price.I don't know who it is, but
it's tired of it. So Hosier'splaying what a hoser? Right, and

(02:26:54):
he's like, I think he's hadhis time, right, but people still
love him. He puts on agreat show. Look the tickets are,
it's pretty sold out lower Bowl,but the first closest available tickets seventy five
dollars. That's not bad, that'sfucking reasonable. But so so okay,
so economics guy who's maybe had hismoment trying to have another one. Okay,

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Nicki Minaj, red Hot Okay,Hosier shows up at the mall,
people will go, yeah, right, Nicki Minaj goes, they're gonna have
to shut them all down. Yes, it'll be a right, I would
agree. I would agree Tyler Chilljust goes to the mall, I think
it'd be it would be a lotof people would show up. Might need
to shut it down, right,Zach Brian shows up, one hundred percent

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right, shut it down either way. I think they'd probably even if Tyler
shows up, they're going to shutit down. I don't know, because
I don't think a lot of peopleknow what he looks like. Fucking Ginger,
Yeah, oh, fucking Ginger.Creed, here's a good I think
this is a good example. Creedlower level, third row, left of
stage not shutting them all down.Two hundred and ninety five dollars. I

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think they would do pretty good.Do you think so? Yeah? Okay,
I think yeah. Not that theywould walk through the mall. But
let's just say they're gonna do aif they you said free. This is
my argument with people like videos.I'm like, bitch, if I gave
away tool tickets, all right,you go, you do lose your goddamn
mind. Right, And people woulddo that anyway for any free tickets just

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because it's free. You know,I don't want to see Todd Runggren,
but I mean I've got free ticketsso I can listen to the one song,
right whatever. Yeah, Pumpkins,it's just billy right, yeah,
now the original members. People stillship their pants about that one. Yeah,

(02:28:50):
people still shit their pants over Pumpkins. I don't think they shit their
pants. Maybe it's just the peopleof mine nine inch nails. I'll stay
in the genre nine inch Nails,Okay, sill ship, yeah, but
they don't play that often. Pupkinsdon't put on a good show. They
just don't. I would agree,But people still get excited and ship their
pants. They're like, oh mygod, it's Pumpkins at the Pumpkins.

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Think so maybe, like I said, maybe it's just my circle of people
that are you know, still indid tell me about it? Green Day?
That is one I'll buy, right, Like, I get people lose
their mind over that, but thatshow is like, eah, I was
trying to see I was gonna godown to see the show that's in Dallas

(02:29:35):
Arlington. Sorry, right, GlobalLife Field gonna be that's a massive show.
It's kind of like the show thatLindsay's talking about. I mean the
stage is in, you know,about halfway into center field. So if
you're sitting in a great seat behindhome plate, yeah, eighty five dollars
because you're not gonna be able tosee anything. You're watching that show on

(02:29:58):
the screen, right. Tickets onehundred and fifty five bucks, even that
last sorry sorry on the grass onehundred and fifty five pit tickets around the
runway. Huh, five hundred andtwenty nine. Okay, that's more like
it. That's more like it.I was gonna say, one hundred and
fifty bucks for fucking pit tickets toGreen Day. Hell yeah, no,

(02:30:20):
yeah, I can't do it.I just find myself equating experiences comparing cost
experiences. Yeah, and maybe I'vejust seen too many concerts and that's the
problem. I'm just so done withit. Maybe so. But it's gotta
be worth it. It's got tobe somebody I really want to see.
I just look at the fucking dollar. Even even if it's somebody I really
really, really really wanted to see. If it's gonna cost me seven hundred

(02:30:43):
bucks for two tickets, I ain'tfucking doing it. That's fucking that's most
my rent, and I'm not gonnago and throw myself in debt for a
night of fun, you know,fun with the question mark at the end.
I'd rather go to the bar andbuy a few and you know,
you can on the absolutely we'll haveour own goddamn Green Day concert or whatever

(02:31:07):
the case is. Yeah, pisseverybody off, load up the touch tunes,
nothing but Green Day for the nextthree hours. You're welcome. Yeah.
I was trying to see looking attickets at the Canes because maybe it's
just a yeah, maybe it's justhas to be the you know, because
it's such a big venue. Okay, you think you got to pay that
much, Okay to see a show. That's fair. Now, some of

(02:31:30):
the shows that come to the Canesare a lot of up and comers or
whatever. Right, they're not hugeartists like that. They start off at
the Canes, but then they endup at the fucking be Okay Center.
Yeah. I've seen so many artistsprogress that way. Starts with the Canes,
then goes to the Tulsa Theater,to the Brady or whatever, and
after the Brady, maybe a casinoor something. To that effect. But

(02:31:54):
after the casino, you know,boom be Okay Center, and that's where
they you know, they're they're bigtime. Then Aaron Watson playing the Canes
Okay up and comer in the CountryWorld twenty five bucks. Yeah, Brittany
Howard establish Alabama Shakes doing her soloat fifty six bucks. But if it
was Alabama Shakes, they'd be atthe Bok Center, your tickets would contion

(02:32:18):
three hundred dollars piece. But likewe learned too, when a show is
at the Bok Center, if yougo directly to the box office and buy
your tickets, it is less expensive, right, because you're not paying for
all the fees exactly. And that'sanother thing. You got the you got
the venues charging, you got theartist charge, and you got the promoter
charging. And then you got thepeople who are like, hey, we'll
sell your fucking tickets, but what'sgonna cost you, you know? And

(02:32:39):
so that's laziness right there, fuckingcapitalizing on laziness because oh well, I
can just go to a website.I don't have to wait in line,
I don't have to camp out andline anymore. When these tickets go on
sale, yeah, yeah, I'mtrying to look because Morgan Wade's playing that
show sold out. Morgan Wade's awesome. Yes, she's awesome and like a

(02:33:01):
good human being too. If youlisten to interviews with her, you're like,
you're pretty cool her. So Ican't see the exact, but it's
it has sold out forty five dollarsfor best seats in at Fort in Fort
Smith. That's not bad, That'swhat I'm saying, And maybe that's what
it is too, Like I thinki'd rather see an up and comer in
a small venue. I like arent of shows, but I'm just not

(02:33:22):
paying that price, right, It'sfucking ridiculous, That's damned ridiculous. But
if they happen to have tickets hereand a drawer at work, then Brady,
that's a good one too. SoMorgan, first of all, Zach
bryanticket, I'm going, right,if I'm offered free tickets, I'm going,

(02:33:43):
even if it's the Thursday show,I'm in. Yeah, oh yeah,
yeah, I'm going. If it'sMorgan Wade, yeah, I might
go. Offering free tickets from here, I would go one hundre just because
I like her music that much.I like her music. That's one that
I might even go out on aschool night for, you know, which

(02:34:05):
I think you know, at leastfor us anyway. Yeah, it says
a lot. It says a lotfor that artist. I love Alabama Shakes.
It's one of my favorite bands ofall time. I would easily put
them in my top twenty. Iwouldn't go see Britney Howard on a school
night, not by yourself. Idon't even know if i'd go during the
weekend, not by yourself, butif it was Alabama Shakes, you'd be
in it. Yeah, but that'snot what we're talking about. It exactly

(02:34:26):
what it is different exactly now.I'd go see fucking Soli Erna and some
solo shit. But that's just becauseI got a huge man crush on Soli
and I'm a huge fan of Godsmackand everything that he does. He's fucking
shit's gold. You know, that'sjust my opinion. I just wake up
in the morning, I piss excellent. You know. I'm the greatest thing

(02:34:46):
that's ever been around. Watch theother Day. It's a great movie.
My wife and I joke about this, and because it's the podcast, we
can bring it up. Do youink, lindsay, men naked from the
torso down you only see their torsoright. Could you pick out your husband's

(02:35:07):
penis? Yes? Do you thinkwomen torso down? Do you think he
could pick out your vagina? Yes? I don't think so. I think
it could. I think short.Now you have to subtract a distinct feature
freckle right, something to that degree, right right, right, right right,
Oh, there's a freckle on theleft labia or whatever, right mole

(02:35:31):
or some crazy right right. Youhave to put that out obviously, you
know, right right right, Getthe HRPI stores cleared up, all this.
I don't I don't think. Idon't think you could. They're they're
like snowflakes. Man, they alllook different. Waiters and be jeans,
they are all different. They theygot the same basic shape, but when

(02:35:52):
it comes down to it, molor no mole, there's subtle differences,
differences. You played the memory game, right, ye, where you put
the cards down, you flip oneover and you flip another and you gotta
find the match, right. Yeah. The part of the problem with that,
the challenge of that game is it'sdisorienting because there are so many right
and I think when you start puttingten vaginas or ten dicks, yeah,

(02:36:16):
you go, well, you wouldgo, well, that one's it,
and then you would go, whoashit, shit, it might be that
one, and then the pressure oflike, shit, I gotta get this
right, right right. If there'san actual, real legit game, there
might be a little bit of achallenge to it. But I think it
could be done breast. I'll gowith breast. I think you might be
because I think there's some more discerningfeatures right, right, But how often

(02:36:39):
you may give fillatio in some regards, but you ultimately aren't looking at it
like men look at breasts. Ilook at my I don't stare deep into
the abyss. You don't. No, I might be working, but I'm
not take an ee inventory, youknow what I'm saying. It's just me.

(02:37:03):
I'm a gazer, man. Ifucking sit there and stare at that
some bitch all day long, working, not working whatever. Absolutely, it's
a little awkward to stand and stare, even when it's yours. It's is
it though? Right? Sure?But I mean you're friends with it,
like you? Yes, Yes,that's my pal mia miga. We get

(02:37:24):
close, very intimate. Yes,I look, Yeah, I'm not saying
you don't know. I'm just sayingit isn't the same as like staring at
someone's face or staring at someone's breast, right, But I mean I'm not
the one that man escapes for him, so but I would know he has

(02:37:46):
somebody to do that for him.No, he does it. But I'm
just saying, like I I wouldknow because again I'm friends with it.
Have everybody shaves the exact same right? Right? Right? They all got
or whatever it is? Yes,they an'll have a heart, Yes the
triangle heard one of those weird uhhaircuts from the Hunger Games. Whatever.

(02:38:09):
I still think you put I thinkI think you could. I think you
could, you know, because you'regetting so close to it and so intimate
with it. You know, it'sit's your best friends. You don't have
to think. And I think itwould be I think it would be more
difficult if it were like pictures flippedover like polaroids. I think that would
be more difficult than seeing them,yeah, up close in a lineup,

(02:38:33):
live versus pictures. Pictures would bemore difficult. Yeah, And there's no
way to test this. I'm notgonna you know, ask your husband to
take a picture of this dick,and they will find six other pictures,
print them out on cards and thenit becomes a thing. And I gonna
explain to corporate why we're printed pictureof cocks. Satam signed a fucking waiver
man, It's all good waivers,picks everything. It's like feet, like

(02:38:56):
some people think, short of aspecific discerning feature, they do this thing
online. A couple of sights doit where they're like, oh, what
celebrities feet are these right? Andyou're like, oh shit, right,
belly buttons stuff like that. You'relike, a fuck, hairlines or what
the Yeah? You might own awhat color is your car? Silver?

(02:39:18):
Yeah, a silver car? Butyou how many times have you walked up
to another silver of that same modeland make and you go, oh and
you see that car all the time? Yes, Well it depends on how
much you've been drinking too. Thatmakes a huge difference. You walk out
in the parking lot and there's likefour fucking silver cars and you're like,
oh, yeah, we're talking sober, which one? I'm yeah, we're
talking sober. Yeah. Right.So that's why that's part of my argument

(02:39:43):
of why I think you ain't gonnatell your man's cock from six other stranger
cocks. And obviously again you like, it wouldn't be like your husband's your
husband's dick and then like an Asiandick, right, and I'm you know,
in African American cock. It isn'tlike that clear differences, right yeah,

(02:40:05):
And it isn't like you know,you know, a Hope solo and
then you right fucking lasagnia turned onits side. Yeah, somebody's chewed up
gum. It isn't that they alllook very similar. That's my girlfriend right
here. That's actually a beef andcheddar from armies. A hot pocket exploded.

(02:40:30):
That's probably more. Sorry, babe, sorry, right right, you
do not. That's the other thing. Right, you're on a date,
maybe you haven't gotten too intimate withthe girl you're with, and you're watching
something or somebody tells about some stripper'sbirthday, and you can get someone going,
look that was goddamn nipples. They'relike, oh shit, my nipples

(02:40:56):
look like someone was smacking in betweencinder blocks. Maybe you won't want to
fix it, but it's okay,I'll still look anyway. I'll make fun
of him. And she's like,hey, I'm having surgery, Like,
oh, what's happening. I'm havingplastic surgery? Oh wow, what we're
getting a little uh, you know, retightening. What are we doing?

(02:41:16):
My nipples? They looked like theywere stepped on by an elephant. Okay,
well all right, then the manI was with before really gave him
working Let me let me let mesee real quick, let me see what
we're working with here. If you'llbe the judge of that, how about
this scenario, gimpee, you're datinga girl no kids. Uh, you

(02:41:39):
know she's dated other men. Let'sjust say an NBA player and she's like,
oh, I'm having plastic surgery andyou go, oh what for?
And she's like, oh, I'vegot to get a tightening because because I
was uh, I was with SergeIbaka for a couple of yek years.

(02:42:01):
Yeah, that was with the MVP, right right, Well, I mean
all right, cool, what's thehealing on that? When are you going
to do that process? Oh you'redoing that tomorrow. Okay, I'll be
right here to help you and holdyour hand all the way through it.
That's some other man. Yeah,well you know took a wrecking ball.

(02:42:22):
Yeah, and then hopefully I can. You know, they're pulling a chain
through it and put a tire onit and pull the chain drill right,
pull the tire through to clear itout? Right? Is that an NBA
Championship ring they just pulled out?It says my keys right here? Yeah?

(02:42:46):
Right, but I don't see it. What fucking here? Tags?
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(02:43:07):
what we'll be doing the giveaway.So you're fucking kidding me, correct.
I was wondering how long it wasgonna take. So that's happening next Thursday
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you to come by and say hi, you guys, have a fantastic week.
Bye bye, I know, sorrysee yuh some bullshit man, Bye bye