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on Thursday. You must be thereby six point thirty to be a part
of that. So I don't knowif you saw this in the news,
but Madonna is getting sued again becauseof starting her tour late or concert late?
How what's an acceptable amount of timefor a concert? You know the

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story, So I'm not asking youwhat's an acceptable amount of time? The
concert could start? Can be latelate? Does concerts rarely start on time?
Right right right? Right after thirtyminutes, I'm getting manned? See
okay, okay? After an hour, I'm thinking Holy crap, is this
ever gonna happen? After an hourand a half, I'm out. I

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am absolutely out. Honestly, Alot of that depends on who the artist
is. Do I really want tosee him? Okay, you bought tickets.
Let's just say you bought tickets soyou really want to see them?
Absolutely absolutely? I think after anhour, I'm sitting here, TikTok says
the clock. When's this thing goingto start? Thirty minutes later, I'm
out the door. I'm not messingwith this. Remember when Guns N' Roses

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played Rock Klahoma years ago, AnAxel was late because he's always late getting
on the stage, and I wasat the point of getting up and getting
my chair ready and walking away whenit finally came on stage. And what
the reason? I stuck around?Because well, it's Guns and Roses.

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Now, granted it wasn't the originalband, it was just Axl and some
hired guns or whatever, but stillI ain't never saying them, So I'm
like, all right, I almoststick around for this. God damn,
I wish I wouldn't have. Though. The people that are suing say that
the Live Nation and Madonna are wantonexercise and false advertising. So forcing this

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is forcing consumers to wait hours becauseit was over two hours for her performance
in a hot, uncomfortable arena isdemonstrative of Madonna's arrogant and total disrespect for
her fans. According to the lawyer, in essence, Madonna and Live Nation
are a consumer's worst nightmare. Imean, I don't know about I don't
know about Madonna, but definitely fiftypercent of that statement feels true for sure

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for how much they charge. Thiscomplaint is not about unhappy fans who don't
want to stay up late, butinstead a reasonable, responsible people who had
commitments to babysitters work, getting theirvehicles out of parking lots that closed at
midnight, and realizing that public transportationwould no longer be out operating. Those
are legit reasons. I feel likethose are legit reasons. Yes, it

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feels less frivolous at that point.Absolute. With that being said, though
this isn't a new thing with Madonna, she has the same rep that Axel
has. Right, There's been alot of artists over the years. George
Jones is another one that comes tomind about not showing up and playing at

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all when he's been contracted to orshowing up late and pissed drunk and putting
on a poor performance. You know, he's gotten sued many, many,
many times for his actions on thestage or whatever, or lack thereof.
I guess I should say, so, what makes these you know Madonna any
different? But it's not excusable.No, it shouldn't be excusable. No,
it's because it's her regular thing.It's it's disrespectful to your fans.

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I don't care how old you are, or how you know, big a
pop star you are, or whateveryour legendary. It ain't right, especially
when people pay what they do thesedays, Yeah, for tickets. I
don't know if I'm ready to jumpout to disrespectful because I don't know what's
happening. Right, If it's ifyou do it a lot kind of sound,

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I don't think. Yeah, ButI don't think she's sitting back there
going no, she's sitting back orgoing uh. I don't want to go
out there. I don't want todo this making up whatever stupid excuse that
it is. She's just now.I don't know. Honestly, we don't
know what's going on through her head. But here's the deal. As a
performer, imagine this. Imagine ifwe waited until seven o'clock to start the

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show. M that'd be awesome.How pissed off people would get right because
they're expecting us to be on atsix o'clock six oh five. When we
don't start at six oh five becauseI forgot to pull a song out or
adjust the clock in one way orthe other. People are like, oh,
what's going on here? Is everythingall right? So imagine if we,

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as entertainer, because that's what weare, we started an hour late
and did that continuously, like morethan just it's a one off. It
happens once every year, once everysix months. Yeah, if we're doing
it once a month, that's unacceptable. Uh, I don't. It's not

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the exact same, But I hearwhat you're saying. And Howard Stern went
to starting at seven, he wentto going not every Friday. You know
what I'm saying, And I'm notsaying for him. I'm saying that when
you're big enough, right, sometimesyou can do those things. I understand.
But it's a completely different beast.I understand that completely. If there's
talks about that ahead of time,Hey, we're gonna start the show at

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seven o'clock instead of six. We'regonna start taking Fridays off. We're warning
people, we're warning our listeners thatthis is the plan, this is what
we're gonna do. Start adjusting yourselvesto that mindset, then that's acceptable.
But if you just and it seemslike with Madonna and with Axel with no
Show Jones, you know, it'sjust there is no discussion. It just

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happens, and they're expecting us asthe consumers to just be like, oh,
okay, yeah, it is whatit is. Kind of feel like
it's the same as going to acomedy show and then being mad that it's
really crude. Like you, ifyou don't know that Jesselnick is that guy,

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that's on you. If you don'tknow Daniel Tosh is a really crude
comedian, that's on you. Becausethe image is there, the character is
there. Yeah, but that's that'son Yeah, definitely that's on you.
But when your ticket says that yourshow starts at eight o'clock and it doesn't
start until ten, that's on theperform Yeah. But if the show started
at eight o'clock and the opener performed, then it did start on time.

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Absolutely, but we're not here tosee the opener. We're here to see
Madonna. You don't know what timeright, but you don't. It's at
eight o'clock. It started a date. I think that's a BS loophole I
agree to go through. We didstart to show. They always keep it
secret, always right, be okay. Center does a good job of putting
out like what to expect when youshow up and stuff, but rarely do

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they get to put out set timesright because he already doesn't want that.
Yeah, I think that Madonna shouldjust start selling her tickets for half the
price and say I'm doing an hourset. It'll start at ten. We'll
be out of there by eleven.Because these venues too, they most of

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them have to shut down by elevenor eleven thirty. That's a loose thing
they're supposed to and they could getfines, yes, but that's they're not.
They don't have to shut down right. It's not like they're gonna be
like that's it. Get out right. Text Year says, I think it's
two thousand and three. You wentto see fifty cent play at the tu
Arena and he showed up almost twohours late, performed for a maximum of

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thirty minutes, and what's gone thatsucks. It's a different thing because that
type of show is a one offshow, not a part of the tour.
He's probably paid a contract, heprobably did his minimum, he had
to wait, probably flew in justfor that. And I'm not defending them.
I'm just saying it. They're notall the same, right, there's
reasons behind them. Yeah, bythe way, also not okay, right

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right, short of there being asevere weather and he couldn't land his plane,
maybe he just didn't get on theplane. Also not okay. But
this is a tour. There's abunch of people involved. Like, there's
structure, right, there's a machinebehind it. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I get it. And she's puttinga wrench in that machine, in that
cog. But everybody on staff knows, right, well, then everybody on

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staff needs to share, no,they know because she's that person. Huh
huh. I think when it comesto that sort of thing, maybe put
a disclaimer on the tickets. Youknow, artists may not start, you
know, on time or what youknow, artists may start late. Yeah,
but the show will go on regardless. If you put some kind of
disclaimer on the ticket that just rightthere forgives everything that the artist pretty much

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can do. Good news. Everybodyreads the small print on a ticket.
And two, with them being digitaltickets more often than not, now there
ain't nothing to hold. And eventhen, you're absolutely right you got a
digital ticket, there's still a popup that can pop up. You see
what I'm saying. We get themfor all kinds of stuff. You go
to a porn site and you getin all kinds pop ups, you know,

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So you can't have a pop uppop up on a digital ticket that
says, hey, this artist maynot start on time, because that's what
they're known to do. Again,this isn't the first time she's been sued
for this. The fans also aresaying that the venue was uncomfortably hot,
and that Madonna herself insisted on thetemperature. When fans allegedly chanted act her

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at her, they say, sheresponded, f you, I'm cold.
If you're hot, take your effingclothes off. That's disrespectful. If it
would have been like a Meadow show, people have been like, yeah,
I don't know, man, Youknow when hot you get uncomfortable in her
ruins everything I mean, concerts arehot. I rarely go to a show

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going this is a very perfect temperature. The music's okay, but wow,
I get it if you're in thepit body to body to body. But
they also say that she lip syncedportions of her show. That which they're
saying is false advertising to fans whoexpected she would perform her music live.
Had the Planets and other class membersknown that the performer would be lip singing,

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they would not have purchased their tickets. Again, if you are not
aware, that's what happens at popshows, right, that's on. You
can't be dancing around the way thatthey do and still sing and control everything.
You can be huffing in a puffingout out of breath. So yeah,
there's going to be some backing tracks, some lip syncing, I guess
involved. I know that a lotof pop singers do it, a lot

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of rock singers doing a lot ofpop singers do it because you're right,
the movement moving around, and they'relike, damn the thing, and then
they're like, yeah, some variationof that. I don't know if that's
actual. I think you're one hundredpercent accurate on that. I understand the
frustration though, when s Paul McCartneywas very excited and found it and then

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he didn't play sixty percent of thestuff or seeing sixty percent of it,
that's that's a disappointing concert. Butdid he show up on time? Did
he did he start on a timely? Man? I think that's what a
lot of this is structured around.The other stuff is just frivolous other stuff,
you know, the lips sinking,the temperature of the venue or whatever.

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Dude, there's so many weird thingsthat happen in shows that people are
oblivious to. Sometimes artists will delaythe start of the show because they stop
beer sales at a certain time,and they get a percentage of the beer
sales, so they will delay,like, hey, let's push an hour
so we can get some more beersales. That happens. I don't think

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that it should. I don't thinkthat it should. I think that your
artist, you and your opener,you say the show starts, you know,
doors open a seven, show startsat eight. Your opener starts at
eight o'clock. Everybody knows that theopener goes for about maybe an hour,
and then you wait for about maybethirty minutes to an hour for the headliner
to come out. All right,so opener plays until nine. From nine

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to ten is intermission. Yeah,and then at ten o'clock, goddamn it,
the headliner should be on stage readyto rock and roll. And then
you play your hour and a halftwo hour set and then go on about
your business. And if you can'tmake it on, then you ask your
opener to continue. No, thatwould never happen. That that would never

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happen because they're paid a contractual feeto pay a certain amount. Are you
gonna work more hours? No?Right, and they don't. You can't
get shown up by your opener.That's a whole other thing. Absolutely,
And I get that they don't wantto be shown Then if you don't want
to be showed up by your opener, then you need to get your ass
together. Yeah, this is who'sbossretty funny text. She was two hours
late when she played the Bok Center. It sucked, but the gays knew

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because they didn't show up until shecame on. Yeah, because they know
she's gonna be late. You thinkshe has some special social media for the
gays. What a weird thing.Well, the gays knew if that's the
thing. Then why were you there? Bro? Settled down with the smug

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slinging Bro, he was there voguing, he knows. Calm down, Chad,
we get it. You're not gaylike you, but Donna doesn't make
you gay, man, So stopyour hammer your thumb tapping right all right?
We got tickets. We're gonna giveaway two smoking guns VIP tickets.

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That's this Saturday at the Bok Center. And we've got listener emails and to
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Morning Show. Nine one eight foursix ozh kmod can also text bmms and
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Then it's time for newsquakies. Worldnews, local news and news that just

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makes you say, what the Here'sCorby Gibb and Lindsay with what's going on
Newsquakies from The Big Man Morning Showingninety so the fivee AMoD man uses his
bare hands to remove eight foot gatorfrom busy road. This happened in downtown
Jacksonville, Florida, where no shoes, no equipment was no problem for Mike

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A. Dragonitch aka the Blue CollarBrawler. He is a licensed Florida alligator
trapper. He's also an MMA artist, a veteran, and a nonprofit leader
in Florida. He trapped Enerymo Yeah, pretty much, an eight foot alligator

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wandering the streets of downtown Jacksonville.He told a news outlet that he was
at a Iceman hockey game with hisfamily when he heard the nuisance gator call
from the Jacksonville Sheriff's office seeking atrapper. He said he didn't have any
equipment on him, so he caughtthe gator in true Florida man style with

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his bare hands and bare feet,which I don't understand because he was at
a hockey game downtown. He saidthat when he got the call, he
left. He was only five minutesfrom the game, so he left the
game, caught the gate, andthen went back to the game. You're

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watching the hockey game with no shoeson. That was weird. He says,
I guess, so April is thestart of mating season for alligators.
So he said, that's why they'reseeing a lot of gators coming out and
popping up in random places. Andin the video, I mean, he
just he gets in there and hejust grabs this gator like it's no big

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deal to him. True Florida manstyle, I guess, not Florida man.
This is what he does. Yeah, yeah, that's why he's so
comfortable. I don't understand why thisis a news story. This is what
this man does. He makes itlook easy. Well he should, that's
his job, right, That's likegoing man a baker shop makes baking a

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cake look easy normally. I meanthey do use equipment like what they have
long utility takes and did have thingsthat trap that go over there. They
use electric tape or duct tape.Really most of the time they jump on
it all right, because they canonly go from left to right. That's

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how that's how they bite. Theydon't bite straight on. They can't turn
their head all the way around like, and they cover their eyes so they
can't see anything. I'm just theuniqueness of the story I get and why
you picked it. It is moreof like, why did they make it
a new story? This is whatthis man does. He left a hockey
game. Yeah, bitch, that'syour job. Yeah, it made the

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headlines because you know, not everybodycues them with the bear hands. It
says they caught them with the bearhands, so that makes it. They
put they go hands on, theyuse their hands. It feels a little
bravado usually with gloves and stuff,though I would I don't know again that
I don't know, but if youcame from a hockey game, you may

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not have had, as you saidit, you're equipment right, probably had
on some crocks, maybe some flipfloppers, your bunkle on my feet.
And he was like, I gottaget this gator. You know, some
people kick their shoes off while they'redriving. You know, maybe he just
got out the car forgot to puthis shoes back on. Yeah, and
this is super misleading that he usedhis bare feet. He doesn't have feet

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on him. But if he hadslides shoes on him, like god,
I hope he has feet on,right, Yeah, but he didn't have
shoes on her. Like, ifhe had slides on, I could see
him taking those off. So hedoesn't trip and fall right, yeah,
yeah, traction, because we allknow those flip flops aren't good with traction.
They try to make it sound likehe used his feet to like he's,
you know, my left foot.Man accused processing horse meat for human

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consumption. Another Florida story where thepolice they got a warrant to go check
this guy's house. Lazarro Rodriguez ishis name, and they had a warrant
to search for stolen property. Andwhen they get there, they they looking
around and they notice all differ diferentkinds of different meats and different locations.
Some of it was appearing to bein the process of defrosting. They said

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that they found some meat in thekitchen and some in the laundry room,
and then some in the frigerator,some in the freezer, some in the
sink, and they quatched him aboutit. He's like, oh, man,
listen this and this and listen listen. This is like pork and chicken
legs and pork and banadas covered bananaleaves and beef. But it's not horse.
I promise it's not horse. Oneof the detectives noticed that one of

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the packages was labeled Caboalo cabayo cabo, which is Spanish for horse exactly,
so that they took that meat.They took that meat and went and took
and had to test it, andthey came back and tested that it confirmed
it was definitely horse meat. Sothey went ahead and arrested the man.

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They released him the next day andhe's got to be back in court later
next month. So it is toconsume horse meat is legal in a bunch
of states. Bit illegal in Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Rhode Island.
So consuming legal right, sale anddistribution of horse meat illegal in all the

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states. So you can do itfor your own right. But where this
guy got choked up is because hewas selling it right right distribute, he
got distributing possession with intent. Yeahhorse meat, Yeah yeah, who thought
you can kill your own horse andate it. But if you try to
sell to anybody. I think that'snot just true with horse meat. I

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think any meat, if you tryto process and sell it out of your
home's fair because I think it's illegal. There's standards, FDA standards and stuff
that they got to go through.Yeah, but it's completely legal to eat
horse in Florida. Right. Ididn't know man arrested after grilling meat on
sword over fire and shopping cart.So many people have swords, at least

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fifty forty nine. This happened inof Course, California, over the weekend.
The cart was filled with burning wood, which the man tried to stoke
by pouring beer onto the flames.He faces misdemeanor charges for allegedly stealing the
shopping card, reckless burning of anopen flame in public, and resisting arrest.

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The police say he likely won't facea weapons charge for the sword.
Well, yeah, because it wasa skewer, right, It's not a
weapon at that point. At thatpoint, it's just a skewer. It's
a dish, that's right. It'slike tongs, right, right. Hey,
man, if he wants to youknow, cook his whatever, his
meat and a shopping cart with asword, let him do it, right,

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osey harden. Is it a penalty? I don't know. I'm just
asking is it a penalty for havinga shopping cart that I don't know?
It is technically theft because you hadto take it from some store somewhere,
not if it's all these, Ifit's all these, it's mine for a
delease a determined determined amount of time. There's no sign that says, hey,

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you're only written this for an hour, right right? Right? Yeah,
I don't know what the punishment fortaking cart says. Never really needed
one, to be honest with you, and what are you in for?
Murder? What are you in for? I don't know rape? What are
you in for? Shopping cart?All right? I'm still a shopping cart.

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And then cook some meat on asword over it. That's just being
you know, that's just using theresources. I don't hate that. I'm
imagining that this is a homeless guy. It wasn't a target cart, that's
for sure. No, No,you would not hold up, not at
all. Your Your meat would tastelike plastic. And I was just thinking,
unless it's it's a shopping cart thathas you know, uh sign on

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it, like a target. Youknow, a target cart for sure,
But not all carts have where it'sfrom mostly a lot of handle, don't
they on the handle? The plastichandle will at least it'll say like Research
or Walmart or something to that effect. I don't really do a walk around
when I get a cart, butI do feel like there is a logo

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on it in some capacity. Allright. I feel like I've seen a
logo on a shopping cart, butyou definitely could have done more of a
thorough investigation of a shopping cart thanI have a color. Maybe the logo's
worn off. I mean, ifit's orange, you know what store it
came from. Right, If it'sred, you know a store came from.
If it's gray, plastic, you'llknow that research are gray? Are

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they they're metal? But I wasI got that plast Yeah they're No,
they're metal, but they got thatwhat's that grippy stuff that you put on
tools to hold? You know I'mtalking about? No, yeah, you
do tape? No, now youwhen you buy the fancy ones? Oh
yeah, the Boogie Suburbia ones.All right, we got tickets to smoking

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Guns we're gonna give away, andwe've got listener emails and we got to
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Good morning, It's the Big MadMorning Show KMOD. You can also
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another former first round pick, ison the move this offseason. ESPN
reports but the New York Jets aretrading quarterback Zach Wilson to the Denver Broncos.
The Jets will send Wilson and aseventh round pick in this week's NFL
Draft to Denver in exchange for asixth round pick. The two teams will

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split the five point five million dollarsalary that the twenty four year old signal
caller is due this upcoming season.Wilson was selected by the Jets second overall
in twenty twenty one. He woneleven and twenty one as a starter in
New York, passing for six twohundred and ninety three yards with twenty three
touchdowns and twenty five interceptions. Ifeel like that's a bad move. How

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about it's awesome that someone wanted you. Yeah, right, because he was
in limbo at the Jets, andDenver's like, you know what, what
we want him. With that beingsaid, how bad of a state is
your organization? They are like,let's get Zach Wilson. Yeah, who
the backup for the Jets. We'rethe backup back. Now. You could

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argue that the plenty of quarterbacks movearound and then they flourish somewhere else.
Somewhere else, so that's entirely possible. I didn't think however, he was
not good. He was considered oneof the worst. So did the Jets
trade him over to get an earlierpick or were was Denver like, hey,

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we'll give you our early pick becausewe need a quarterback. No,
so they did. I think itwas like sixth and seventh. Yes,
I think picks, but imagine havingRussell Wilson and you go, no,
Zach Wilson is better. I mean, they still got a Wilson. Sure
they well, they don't have toget a new jersey, right, but

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you're paying thirty eight million dollars tomake Russell Wilson play on another team,
right, Let's I say about oldRuss Yeah, I think Broncos fan is
gonna have a rough year. Whendid they not? As I saw posted
online, I think the Broncos aregonna win their division. And also,
look between the H and L onyour keyboard, here's some good news for

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you. The Chiefs are rewarding theirhead coach, general manager, and president
with new contracts. Kansas City issigning head coach Andy Reid, general manager
Brett Veach, and the president MarkDonovan to contract extensions that will keep the
core of their leadership group in placefor years to come. The trio have
worked together since twenty seventeen and haveclaimed seventh straight AFC West titles and three

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Super Bowl championships. The Chiefs arecoming off a win over the San Francisco
forty nine ers and Super Bowl fiftyeight. Oh good for you. I
mean, of course they won theSuper Bowls. Of course they're going to
try and keep those people in placebecause people are trying to poach them.
I don't see Andy Reid doing fourmore years, you don't think, think

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what maybe another year? Maybe two? Max, I think you will.
You could see him do the likethe next five with Malmes and then I
don't know. I don't know.I don't think. I don't think he's
got the health to be honest,right, just catch it up. Yeah,
the moment it gets rough, Ithink he might be like why,

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But I'm glad. It's a fandompsyched, Yeah, for sure. And
former Atlanta Falcons in Indianapolis Colts quarterbackMatt Ryan is retiring. Ryan made the
announcement and a video posted to socialmedia. He was taken by the Falcons
with the third pick of the twothousand and eight NFL Draft and helped lead
the team to the Super Bowl inthe twenty sixteen season. Ryan played one

(32:38):
season with the Colts back in twentytwenty two. Of course, of course
they're going to do that. Ofcourse he's going to retire. No one
wanted him, right, and he'sdoing TV and he's great at it.
Yeah he is. And I thoughthe already announced his retirement, to be
honest. No, no, hewas on the Colts and then they cut

(32:58):
him correctly, and then he didsome TV. Yeah. Right, if
he's doing good at TV, let'sless stress on the body. You're still
getting paid exactly, he doesn't have. And if I'm not mistaken, they
just wrapped up the ESPN Football AnnouncersCamp where they take athletes and stuff to
try and train them to become announcers, and he could have been a part
of that, and they were like, Wow, he really gravitated towards it.

(33:22):
We already knew he was good.Let's snatch him up. And then
he was like, yeah, whyI getting paid that much and I don't
have to travel, watch film orhurt myself. Yeah, I'm in And
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You know on Monday mornings we doa little thing called our Listeners are Awesome.
And next month, for the monthof May, we're going to be
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up with the case of Schinerbach anddinner for two again me personally gimpiakmodi dot
com or just sat to the showshow at gamody dot com. Uh,
all right, I thought we'd doa little dead ass or fake news.
I'll read the story or the headline. You guys tell me if that's real
or not dead ass for real fakenews. It's not first one dead ass

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or fake news. Ray Kroc,the founder of McDonald's, served in the
same World War One ambulance unit asWalt Disney. Dead ass or fake news.
H all right, Ray Croc,the guy who did he what did
he do again? Now McDonald McDonald'sOkay, Okay, Old McDonald, okay,
got you, got you, gotyou? And he was serving in
the same ambulance with Walt Disney WorldWar one. World War One. I

(35:45):
don't remember hearing anything about Walt Disney. I don't remember in World War One.
I don't remember hearing the founder ofMcDonald's his last name being Kroc.
Why, I mean, because it'sMcDonald's, right, I feel like his
name should have been McDonald. Okay, I'm gonna say fake news, me

(36:07):
too, dead ass. They wereboth medical technician drivers, and unfortunately both
Walt and Ray died before the companystarted doing business together in nineteen ninety seven.
Where that they became, they workedtogether, They were in an ambulance
scene together. They never were aware, or maybe they are, that they

(36:29):
became they worked together as a company. Yeah, polar bears are practically invisible
to infrared. Dead ass or fakenews? I feel I've heard that before.
Yeah, me too, right,M I want to say dead ass
the same dead ass. Only abear's eyes, nose, and breath are

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visible to infrared vision. A bear'sbody temperature is the same as the snow.
However, a bear is easily seenwith traviolet detection devices. Dead ass
are fake news. The US militarystudied the Frisbee to see if the same
idea could be used in warfare.Dead ass, Why do you think that

(37:15):
you're just guessing? I am,but I think we I think we've talked
about that before. I mean,they've used everything else. Russia's using dolphins.
Why can't we get oh, weused dolphins, still, Frisbee out?
I think that's fake It just seemedI mean, yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna go ahead and say fakenews. I sit here and I think
about it, and I'm like,well, maybe they saw the idea and

(37:36):
they're like, all right, aflying disc you can throw out there.
So like, let's make a lightweightmine that you can chunk out there one
hundred feet or so, and thenit explodes on contact like a like a
flat grenade, but like that fellshort, and they're like, this is
we just can't do it. It'stoo heavy. People can't throw this dinner
plate. I'm still sticking with fakenews, dead ass. The US Navy

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spend four hundred thousand dollars on researchand the development of a frisbee launching machine
to launch flares. Frisbees are alsoused in the Navy's dolphin research and training
programs. Okay, dead ass orfake news. An Olympic swimming pool is
one hundred and fifty feet long.I've been an Olympic sized pool, at

(38:22):
least they say it is. Anyway. I never really measured it though,
to see if it was one hundredand fifty feet long. I think that's
fake news. I'll loong go deadass, fake news. An Olympic swimming
pool is fifty meters long, whichis one hundred and fifty feet over one
hundred and sixty four feet when you'rein when you go holy cow. Yeah,

(38:47):
dead ass or fake news. Themost consumed drink in the world is
tea? Where in the world.Oh, the most consumed drink in the
world is tea. I'll say,dead ass, But I don't know why.
I think it's fake news because teais good in all and then the

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people drink it in all different formsiced tea, hot tea, room temperature
tea. But I don't think thatit's the most consumed in the world.
I feel like water would be themost consumed in the world. Or beer.
Yeah, dead ass, it's noteven close. If you add up
all the coffee, soft drinks andalcohol consumed in the world, it equals

(39:32):
the amount of tea that's consumed.Wow, tea, it's fine, but
it's like dishwater. I gotta juseeit up right. I ain't not gonna
put some sugar in it or something. Dead ass, are fake news.
The first toy to be advertised ontelevision was Mister Potato Head. First toy

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to be advertised on television was MisterPotato Head. Ah. I like it,
but I'm going to say fake newsbecause I don't know how old mister
potato Head is and I feel likeI feel like it was probably Mister potato

(40:17):
Head is probably newer than a lotof the toys that my parents played with,
and those were on television. I'mgonna say fake news. I feel
like cigarettes were the first toy advertised. Dead Ass potato Head wasn't selling well

(40:38):
when Hasbro bought the rights in nineteenfifty one. The first ad for the
toy hit televisions the next year,and they've sold one million potato Head kits
in nineteen fifty two. I wonderhow they got to that. Right,
they got a real potato and thenjust started drawing on it and they're like,
hey, my kid loves this thing, minus the rotting ray. All

(41:00):
right, made a new one.They're like, well, listen, we
can make one out of plastic andthe next thing, you know, millions
of years later, they're gonna dressingup looking like Steve Harvey. It's still
a toy. Like my kids hadone, and I don't know if they
got it, because I like,we had one but to play and they
get to change stuff out. Isa really beneficial toy for them? Yeah,

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Dead Ass are fake news. TheEiffel Tower is taller than the Statue
of Liberty. The Eiffeld, theEiffel towers taller than Statue Liberty. I
won't say fake news. I thinkStatue of Liberty is a little bit taller.
Y'all go with that, fake news, dead ass. It's not even

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close. The Eiffel Tower is onethousand and sixty two feet tall. The
Statue of Liberty is only three hundredand six feet tall. It's in terms
of size of things, that's notvery big. So thirty stories, right,
dead ass? Hmmm, Oh no, I just think seems like it's
about size. That's a big bit. You look at it like that.

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That's a weird bitch. One ofmy useless facts that I've known for since
eighth grade that I will never forgetis the Statue of Liberty will fit inside
the rotunda of the Capitol in termsof size. So that's how you know
it's not very big. Okay,dead ass for fake news. Crocodile sweat
is sold as an aphrodisiac in somecountries. Crocodile crocodile sweat is sold as

(42:30):
an aphrodisiac in some countries. Lindsey, what you're thinking I think it's fake
news. Know, I'm with youon this one because I don't think crocodile
sweat. They're they're cold blooded,so therefore they don't really sweat and have
pores like us. Warm blooded creaturesdo it, right, So I'm saying
fake news. But like I mean, well, there's weird things people consider

(42:54):
afrodisiacs fake news. I'm sure someonewould try to sell cock crocodile sweat,
but it doesn't exist. Crocodiles don'tsweat. They release heat through their mouths
to stay cool. Yeah, didn'task for fake news. The Cherokee were

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the Native American tribe that took partin the first Thanksgiving feast. Didn't aster
fake news. The Cherokee were theNative American tribe that took part in the
first Thanksgiving feast. Right now,there are people listening that are about to
lose their s right, full disclamor. I don't know s about this,

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So if I give you an answerthat you are not happy with, there's
a reason why. No, Idon't need an email sent I'm gonna say
fake news. I honestly just becauseI don't know anything about all that and
I never really studied up on whowas the first natives to the first Thanksgiving.

(44:00):
So I'm just gonna say now anallegree fake news. The Wampenga tribe
who lived in Rhode Island in southeasternMassachusetts at the beginning of the seventeenth century
with the first dead ass for fakenews. People with eleccoorophobia are afraid of

(44:21):
chickens, dead ass for fake news. People with electrophobia are afraid of chickens.
Sounds like more like they would beafraid of electricity or electric fences or
light switches because those things always matchup, or electro lights, so they
wouldn't be drinking a lot of gatorade. You're saying fake news, I'm saying

(44:45):
fake news. I want to saydead ass because agoraphobia is the fear of
being outside, and that agre hasnothing to do with the outside. I
don't think just doing word association likeelectrophobia. So I'm I want to say,
you're right, dead ass. Thatis the fear of chickens. Dead
ass. The name comes from theGreek word elector for rooster. One of

(45:10):
us has a Greek characters in theroom. Yeah right, only my insertion.
Then you can't brag about it anymore. That's true. The official flag
of the Vatican is the only flagin the world to feature the Bible.

(45:30):
Dead ass or fake news. Theofficial flag of the Vatican is the only
flag in the world to feature theBible. Lindsay, have you been to
the Vatican? I have not.Have you ever seen the Vatican flag?
Did you know the Vaticans of country? Did you even know the Vatican?
I've never seen the flag that Ican recall. I'm gonna say dead ass,

(45:55):
though I would agree because of itsreligious part of it fake news.
There is one flag with the Bibleon it, and it's not the Vatican.
The official flag of the Dominican Republicfeatures a Bible open to John eight
thirty two that reads, and theTruth shall make you free. Dead ass

(46:15):
are fake news. Japan is thelargest island in the world. Dead ass
are fake news. Japan is thelargest island in the world. Dead ass.
I want to say fake news.I feel like Australia is the largest
island in the world. Right,it's so big they consider a continent.

(46:37):
Okay, so I almost say fakenews, fake news. The biggest island
on Earth is Greenland, with atotal area of one million square miles,
even though most of it is coveredwith ice. I always forget about Greenland.
Dead ass are fake news. It'sillegal to bring a bear to the

(46:58):
beach in Israel. Dead ass arefake news. It's illegal to bring a
bear to the beach in Israel.Not Gimbi's definition of a bear. Say,
I think they mean an actual bear, a bear like rown or bear
like roar. I'll say dead ass. Why why not? It sounds like

(47:19):
one of those It sounds like oneof those stupid rules like in the state
of Indiana where you can't beat yourwife with anything larger than a stick.
That's the size of beer thumb.That's just the rule of thumb, right
so, or you can't walk yourpet goose past six o'clock in the state
of New Jersey. Damn noisy asses. Yes, do you are those?
Do you really know those? Yeah? Huh? I am going to say

(47:44):
dead ass because I think somebody hadlike a pet bear once and they're like,
hey, me and old Smokey's gonnago down to the beach and then
old Smokey does you know bear thingsand starts mauling everybody at the beach,
or it just you know, stolesomeone's picnic basket. Can't Well, that's
in the woods or on the beach. No, but that's your reference is

(48:06):
the woods, Yes, but plentyof people picnic at the beach. Dead
ass are fake news. It's deadass along in Israel bands people from bringing
their pet bears to the beach sothey won't scare other beach goers. That
feels logical. It's not clear onwho in Israel has a pet bear.
It's a dead ass or fake news. Skateboarding is the official sport of Maryland

(48:29):
or Maryland dead ass or fake news. Skateboarding is the official sport of Maryland.
It sounds it sounds like dead assto me, because why what other
sports would be in Maryland? Whatdo you do in Maryland? You should

(48:53):
know that Maryland for you should knowthis because one of your kids plays it.
Lacrosse, yes, huge, Yeah, but lacrosse hasn't always been huge.
It has in the East Coast rightright, it's just getting around to
the other side of the life.I want to say fake news. I

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feel like skateboarding is too extreme forthe people of Maryland. They just seem
like a bunch of doll and boringpeople over there. You're gonna eat your
words. This is awesome fake news. Jousting became the official sport of Maryland

(49:34):
in nineteen sixty two, because whatwere your words gonna be? They need
to be more extremes. Are like, what's more extreme than lacrosse? Well
we could try skateboarding. Nah,that's not extreme enough. How about jousting?
Done? Done, Get on yourhorse, grab your shiny armor,
let's go. Since nineteen sixty two, right, wow, right, I

(49:57):
don't why in nineteen sixty two hasn'tbeen a thing since these sixteen hundreds he
needed some. Jousting tournaments have beenheld in the state since colonial times and
increased popularity after the Civil War.Mailand was the first Stape to adopt an
official sport. Oh, what doyou think the official sport of Oklahoma is?

(50:19):
They went with jousting an official sport? What is it? Jousting the
Oklahoma's official sport state sport football doesseem legit, But I'm gonna go with
fishing instead. It does not accordingto this list, there is not We
don't know. We haven't got aroundto that. We got strawberries figured out

(50:39):
or whatever in the onion burger,but that we have not so I'm looking
at the list here. Dog mushingin Alaska that makes sense. Yeah,
surfing in California totally makes sense.Colorado pack borough racing, what like donkey
racing, that's the state summer sport, and then skiing snowboard is the state's

(51:00):
winter sport. Delaware, Hi,I'm from Delaware. Bicycling, bicycle,
Hawaii surfing, and uh, teamsport is canoe paddling, Maryland jousting,
and team sport is lacrosse, Massachusettsbasketball, volleyball, Michigan American football.

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That's right now of the European jibs, Minnesota ice hockey, Missouri archery,
really, New Hampshire skiing, NewYork baseball, that makes sense. North
Carolina stock car racing that makes onepercent. North Dakota curling, and South
Dakota, Texas, Washington, Wyomingare all the same. What do you

(51:43):
think they are for their state sport? Hunting soccer, rodeo rodeo huh okay,
yeah, I don't figure that wasmore of a broad term rodeo as
opposed to you know, that's justthe sport, because in the rodeo you've
got all different kinds of sports,you know, bare back riding, bull
riding, steer wrastling, you know, all the mutton busting, mutton riding

(52:05):
sheep yep uh, Dead ass arefake news. Pope Francis used to be
a nightclub bouncer. Dead ass arefake news. Pope Francis used to be
a nightclub bouncer fake news because howcould he be the Pope if he was
a nightclub bouncer? Con strength,good forgiveness. Yeah, but he could

(52:32):
be a religious bouncer, couldn't heis? He is? How big a
guy is he is? Bounce?That's what she said, is the bouncer
can do? Bouncers have to bereally bad people. Is that what you're
implying? Well, couldn't you bethinking more muscular build? You know,
it looks like he can tear somebodyup and instead of he's like, you
know, you have done wrong andhere it is time for you to repent

(52:55):
for your sins and get the hellout of my club. Absolutely, what
do you think can be? Ithink he was, I'm gonna say dead
ass, you know, was abouncer and then decided to you know,
change his ways and instead of justgoing to church on Sundays and every other
Wednesday he said, f it,I'm all in. I'm gonna be the
Pope, dead ass. The popeworked as a nightclub bouncer in Buenos Aires,

(53:17):
Argentina to help put himself through schoolto study to be a priest.
Hey man, I'm just working throughcollege, right You and Cinnamon too,
dead ass are fake news. TheKing of Hearts and a deck of playing
cards is the only king without amustache, dead ass or fake news.

(53:37):
The King of Hearts in a deckof playing cards is the only king without
a mustache. I expect you toknow this, Lindsay fake news, Kimbi
dead ass, dead ass. Heoriginally had a mustache when playing cards were
created, but it was lost inthe reproduction of the original design and has
been left ever since. Left offever since. Uh last one. Captain

(54:00):
dead ass for fake news. CaptainCrunch's full name is Captain Christopher Tasty Crunch
dead as for fake news. CaptainCrunch's full name is Captain Christopher Tasty Crunch
fake news. Do you know whathis real name is? Then? I
think it's longer than that, saymore, I think it's I think it's

(54:24):
I don't think Tasty is in there. Actually, I feel like It is
a really long name, and you'relike, what where did that come from?
I mean, Captain Christopher Tasty Crunchis a pretty long name. I
feel like, for some reason,I don't know, I feel like Bartholomew
is in there something. Okay,Yeah, I'm feeling Tiberius instead. So

(54:45):
I want to go fake news,fake news. The serial mascot does have
a full name, but Captain ChristopherTasty Crunch is not it? Is it?
Captain Christopher wreck your mouth crunch?Yeah, if you eat that dry,
you're a savage. You just runon a different octane. Navy seals

(55:06):
eat Captain Crunch with no milk andChuck Norris part of their training. His
full name is Captain Horatio Magellan CrunchRatio. That's right, it's Captain Kirk.
That was Tiberius. All right,we gotta take a break. We
come back. VIP tickets to SmokingGuns. Tulsa is the Morning Show.

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So Corbyn and Gimpi at nine oneeight four six oh kmod nine one
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on the air. What is yourname, Alex? Alex? How are
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(56:59):
you want to give clues? GimpierCorbyn? I'm sorry you say that again?
Please sure, just gonna make sureyou pay attention so we can play
the game. Who do you wantto give clues? Gimpier Corbyn? Corbyn?
Yay, Alex, you got sixtyseconds on the clock. Timers starts
after the first glure. You're ready, sir, I'm ready leads through.

(57:22):
This band is Robert Smith and it'stheir most famous song. Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday. Alex are youthere? Yes, I'm here.
Okay. Are you doing something else? Alex? No not, I'm thinking.

(57:47):
Well you got your first clue.This will be the last chance.
Uh. I guess I have tostart the timer because he did start talking.
So what is the day after Thursday? Friday? Robert Smith? Yep,
yep, yes, sir. Uh. This is a song from the

(58:08):
early two thousands, sometimes played atfootball games. Jamaican song about the animals
that go woolf sound effect. Butno, it's not correct. This is

(58:28):
two female lead singers. It's alsothe name of a fish. The name
of a fish, not a piranha, but a correct the rapper from Seattle.
Uh, she's got buns hunt.Oh, it's fine. I don't

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know what your time has run out? Time has run out, Alex,
we got three might be good forthe wind. Hang on the line,
don't go anywhere. Okay, thankyou, good morning, you're on the
air. What is your name?Victor? All right, Victor? Your
Victor is GIMPI sixty seconds around theclock timer starts after the first clue.

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Are you ready? Yes, sir? No? Vic okay. I believe
this is an old eighties hair metalband, and it's named after a reptile
and a color. And I believethis is the one where the girl was
dancing on the car. Tawny KatineI believe was her name. Who exactly

(59:37):
exactly? So like if you wereto get divorced and start all over again,
one would say, well, whatever, move on past this, yeah,
good luck exactly all right. Sothis is one of the songs from
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Youknow that movie, like Kevin Costner,

(01:00:04):
Kevin Costner looking too much? Canyou see what you mean to me?
Follow me something? Yeah, I'mfollowing you. I can't remember the name
of that. I'm sorry, allright, So, uh, we're just

(01:00:24):
going to ride this donkey out.Courten needs points anyway, and you're not
catching these clues. I love thatyou're giving me points. I mean,
I've got her a whole of whatyou're gonna have, so I've got room
to move and room to lose timetime time. I'm so sorry did not
win, Victor. I'm all right, I'm awesome. I'm driving around.

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Congratulations all you're getting those VIP ticketssmoking guns? Is this Saturday at the
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Thank you? All right? Sorry, line, you can't pass in this
game, just for the record,so you were doomed from the beginning.

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You know, I'll figure both ofthis word. But at least alex knows
a little more than being better inthe middle. Okay, so physically this
one was the one I ended on. Gimp ah, Yeah, I like
big you older brothers to him.Didn't know when a girl walked in with
a native waste and a round thing. And you'll base, you get strong.

(01:01:30):
And I'm hoping that alex Or Victorwas versus. Yeah, never dated
actress an. I kind of don'twant nothing unless you've got fun hunt that
be the of course it's got.That's one in the middle where she got
much past and then the one Gimpyended on. I feel like Tonic Tane

(01:01:51):
is a the one friend he inadvertentlypassed on. Well, he didn't pass
on it, but he said thisword yeah, yeah, yeah, white
Snake, Here I go again.And then this one he couldn't get.
Yeah. The last name of thisartum is uh. It was a sitcom.

(01:02:12):
There's also a remaking of Wednesday.Her last name the TV show Oh
yeah Adams, Yeah, very genericname is his first name. He wouldn't
even got that any no, Iwould. We have struggled on this one

(01:02:32):
a lot. I figure with thatopening line like the song Man, because
it was such a popular song backin the nineties and going with that movie,
you know, and hell there wasa kid that on Tosh made a
video about that song and I waslame and got some exposure there. So
right, but if you were youwent to prom in the eighties, right,

(01:02:54):
Yeah, we don't know that song? Yeah, Brian, Brian Adams,
Everything I do, I do itfor you, the best best parenthesy
song of all time. I gotall right the record now keeps me in
lead with six, which is okay. Len will keep lindsay five what moves
you up? With me to takea break and we'll be back. Big

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It says here the Robin F.Kennedy Junior plans to put US budget on
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a ledger of transaction that is typicallyassociated with cryptocurrency. Kennedy's familiar with the
use of digital assets, accepting campaigndonations and bitcoin, and discussing his plans
to back the US dollar with cryptocurrencyif elected to the White's House. Tourists
dies after falling into an active volcanoin Indonesia. Chinese woman was on a

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guided tour of a volcano park whenshe fell into the crater. According to
International News, a thirty one yearold and her husband climbed to the top
to catch the sunrise. The tourguide said she was warned of the dangers
of falling while posing for photos beforeshe tripped over her clothes. Authority said

(01:04:43):
it took rescuers about two hours torecover her body. Or I guess what
would be left of it. Idon't know if it was considerated by a
hot and magma, but nonetheless right, trip over your damn fine? Or
was she really tripped and sacrificed Nocameras on volcano problem? Uh huh?

(01:05:08):
A woman treated? Women treated bywomen doctors are less likely to die.
That's according to a new study offthat also found that they were less likely
to be readmitted to the hospital.The study was published in the journal Annals
of Internal Medicine, found that amongwomen sixty five and older, eight points

(01:05:29):
treated by women died within thirty days, compared to the eight point three eight
percent treated by males. Getting ridof that gap could save around five thousand
lives a year. And then,lastly here the sixteenth annual Red Fern Festival
is coming to Tahlequah this weekend.The sixteenth annual Red Fern Festivals coming back
to Tallaqua this Friday Saturday. Thefestival celebrates Tahlequah and its role in the

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story where the Red Fern grows.The festival spans seven blocks and has more
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a half career sacks to go withthree hundred and fifty seven total tackles.
The NBA playoffs continued on Monday witha trio of games. The Cleveland Cavaliers
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lead. At Madison Square Garden,the New York Knicks picked up a thrilling
one o four to one oh onewin over the Philadelphia seventy six ers.
Josh Hart totaled twenty one points andfifteen wards to lead the Knicks to a
two to nothing series lead. InDenver, the reigning champion Nuggets took down
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two to nothing series lead. Theaction continues Tuesday with three more playoff contests.
The Lakers blew a thirty point lead. Listen to this, hech Mura
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seem like no, it's nothing.Were they hungover? What's the deal?
No? Eighty had thirty two,Lebron had twenty six, Russell had twenty
three. Come on, man,you got to carry your weight. That's
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they missed the playoffs for the firsttime in six years. Former head coach
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the year as the interim coach.Fernandez will become the franchise's twenty fourth head
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Kings and the Hornets are interviewing alocal legend for their head coaching vacancy.
The Athletic reports that Charlotte is setto interview JJ Reddick for their head coaching

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job. The fifteen year NBA veteranand former Duke Superstar has served as an
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Another chance in fifty four minutes.All right, So listener emails,
you can always email us. Weget an email from listeners and we read
it and you guys give advice onwhat that person should do. This email
says, my girlfriend and I brokeup in January. She took my PS

(01:11:38):
five and won't return a pair ofkeys to my car. I've tried talking
to her Facebook messages and emails.She doesn't respond. My sister said I
shouldn't have cheated on her. Oneof my buddies said I should sue her,
and the other said I should justshow up at our work. What
would you guys do? Spare carkeys and a PS fives five runs?

(01:12:00):
What gimpie five hundred bucks? Fivehundred bucks dollar? Yep, yep.
Man, that's just for the machine, and you know, a controller,
you know, and of course thecables. If if there were other games
that were involved a separate controller.I mean we're looking upwards to seven eight
hundred dollars value. Yeah, itonly it only comes with one controller that's
a bomber, and it's called businessNow they get you to buy more.

(01:12:25):
It's like they're starting to sell iPhoneswithout chargers, right uh yeah, getting
like when you into relationship, youjust lose stuff. Sometimes it's a PlayStation
five, sometimes it's friends. Iwonder if she bought the PlayStation five for
him. Yeah, but if youlike a hoodie, like you take a
hoodie, I'm not okay, hoodhe's thirty five dollars right, BS five

(01:12:54):
keys to my car? Right,that's a whole other ball wax. I
feel I don't feel like those arethe things you should be losing in a
in a relationship. Also, itmeans it sounds like it was a gift.
You know. He just can't betaking gifts back because you're pissed off
at somebody, you know, Ican, I guess, except the engagement

(01:13:16):
ring. I mean you can too. I don't think it's right that One's
not right? Why not? Becauseit was a gift. Same thing with
the PS five gift. You shouldn't. I don't think you should take gifts
back, regardless whether he cheated orwhatever. You shouldn't. A gift is
a gift. But the car keys, that's theft. Well, she hasn't

(01:13:41):
taken the car yet, no,but those are his keys that with his
car. If you take keys toa car, is that theft? Yeah?
Well hold on, think about it. What makes it theft? If
he gave her the keys so shehad a pair, how is it theft?

(01:14:02):
Did M you're adding just what Igave you. She took the keys
to his car, his spare keys. I mean, if you into relationship,
you say they took them, right, even if it was a matter
of just packing up a bunch ofdifferent stuff, not really knowing, you
know, really looking through, you'rejust piling stuff in a box. You

(01:14:25):
just want to get the hell outof there as quick as possible. Yeah,
I don't think having possession of keysmakes you a thief. No,
No, taking those keys and takingthe car, taking the car, one
hundred percent, especially if it's notin her name. Now, if it
is in her his and her name, like the title says John Mister and
missus John Smith or John Smith andJane Smith whatever you know, and or
Jane Smith, then that's her cartoo, and she can take it.

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Somebody texts this cars can be hundredsof dollars as well, one hundred percent
nowadays a car and it's keyless andgetting it a new key program and only
that's not you. No, it'snot right. So yeah, you're right,
that could be a lot of money. But if it's the spars,

(01:15:08):
come on, now, it's they'rejust the spars. Have you lived with
someone in a relationship mended lindsay,yes, did they take anything when it
ended? No, I'm I movedout. Okay, did you take anything?
No? No, like not thatI'm aware of. Maybe a DVD
or something that you really wanted cocktail, right, Yeah, that probably was

(01:15:30):
it. It wasn't where the redfern grows And did he call you and
go, hey you have my ex? No? What about you? Gimbe?
Oh yeah, I've ended many relationshipsthat have lived with me. Uh,
And yes, they have taken things, and I'm sure I have to.
You know, like I just said, when you're in the middle of
trying to get out of here anddo this thing as quick as possible,

(01:15:54):
you don't think, you know.Uh, Sometimes things just get thrown in
a box. Sometimes you give thosethings back. Sometimes you don't out of
pettiness, you see what I'm saying. So it happens. Maybe she thought
she was a gamer. Maybe youboth played it and she felt it was

(01:16:14):
just as much hers, right right, right, right right, Key feels
like an oversight. Who knows?But uh, yeah, one hundred percent.
I have ended relationships and had stuffand then I have had stuff not
returned to me that was mine,clearly mine. No debate, right,
this text. She hit him whereit hurts with the PS five. Not

(01:16:36):
just the value of the PS fiveit's the hours of saved data on there
that really hurts. That's truth,That's goddamn truth. Well, how can
I hit this guy where it hurts? Wait? So PS five doesn't save
to a cloud your stuff to acloud. It saves it to the unit
you can for serve phenomenal fee,sure you know, but for the most
part is saved to the console itself. Uh, she could take the keys,

(01:17:00):
pack the car, and leave inyour car. All it is unauthorized
use of a motor vehicle misdemeanor.It had it done personally. No,
if she takes the keys and leavesin the car, that is of course
not Okay. Before I kicked myex out, I took his multiple pounds
of weed and then packed the restof his s and threw it out.

(01:17:21):
Weed was mine tax. She justwanted that. I think. I think
throwing stuff out in the front yardis also as just as crazy Like that
makes no sense either. It's destructionof property. I mean, oh,
yeah, go is it? Yeah, the stuff belong outside? No,

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but what damage is being done unlessit's raining? Okay, Come and get
your stuff. Your name is noton the lease. You don't live here
anymore. That doesn't matter. Wehave addressed that multiple times. If you
live there, got mailed there,you live there. They can't just throw
you out. You have to beevicted. I'm evicting you. Then you

(01:18:05):
get thirty days. Uh let itride, homie, you cheated. Now
you out of PS five and somekeys. Life goes on. Another one
just called loss and move on pussyreasonable answer, ask for them back.
If she says no, keeps ghosting, small claims court nuclear answer. Find

(01:18:27):
her unattended car, put a lockinggas cap on it, tell her you'll
give the key to it when shegives your stuff back. That's awesome.
Another one, hire Jeff, senda letter, go to court. But
it's boyfriend girlfriend. No marriage there, right unless you file taxes right according

(01:18:47):
to what Jeff has told us.And do you want to go through a
divorce situation? Yeah? No,right right? Thousands and thousands and thousands
of dollars over a PlayStation five.The money that you spent on an attorney,
you could have boughten several ps viveswith it. This text, you
cheated, play stupid games, winstupid prizes. You're lucky she didn't lorraina

(01:19:09):
bob at your ass. Come on, Like, I don't know who knows
what the parameters of cheating were.People cheat for different reasons. I'm not
condoning it, but not all ofit is nefarious. Right, Sometimes you
trip, slip and fall land rightinside. Right, Maybe she was she
was a giant bee and he isnot capable of ending it right, and

(01:19:33):
that's how he handled it. Nowthat it's okay, I guess self sabotage
for yeah, not that it's okay. Or maybe she did it once and
he felt like it was his turn. It's just not that easy, not
okay. I think cheating isn't playingstupid games. I think cheating is just
playing a dangerous game. Right.People get shot for cheating, or get

(01:19:59):
their wingers got or get their rearscut off. So to me, it's
a is that worth the squeeze?Is it worth the drama? Too?
Cheat? This text says trade thecar and to get something else to drive.
She's waiting for a chance to drivethat car away while you're not watching.
I feel like that would have alreadybeen done though, if that was
the case. But if yeah,at they said they broke up in January.

(01:20:20):
Here we are four months later,and she ain't drove off on that
car yet. And she could alsojust be holding the keys to torture you,
right, which is more likely whatit is. Taking both those things
could have been a chess move,you gave me angst your turn, right,
absolutely, or maybe she just threwthem away. Could have you know,

(01:20:45):
she took that key and threw itin the nearest lake, right,
PlayStation goes to pawn shop or thesame lake. Yeah, she could have
pawned the PlayStation or gave it toher little brother, thrown in the lakes
worse. Oh yeah, it is, because there's no coming back from that,
at least to a pawn shop.You can buy it back, you
know, to buy back your ownPS five. That would suck, that's

(01:21:09):
dude, that that isn't quite theplay Yeah, to sell to a pawn
shop and go it's at a pawnshop, go find it? Yeah yeah
right, not even here's the ticketaround town. Yeah, And even if
you showed them it was like,hey, that's mine. Short of you
having the serial number right and provenand it's yours, right, you still

(01:21:30):
have to pay to get it backthough even if you had all that,
I mean, the only way Ican see you could get around that is
get the police involved, file apolice report, say she stole it,
you know, and then she's sellingstolen goods in a pawn shop. I
never even thought of that, isfiling a police report an option? Do
people file police reports on people theylived with when they don't return stuff?

(01:21:55):
Probably the petty do, but they'rebusy with other things, I'm sure.
Yeah, but I'm yes, Butthat is also what they are there for.
And you can file a police reportwithout having to have a police officer
there, right, and do itall online. For sure. I think
that they might maybe they maybe wouldtake the car keys things more seriously than

(01:22:16):
the PlayStation five. I don't know, five hundred dollars is in some states
grand larceny. Yeah true, Ohyou're talking about, like the police taking
it more seriously. Yeah yeah,Well again, though she didn't steal your
actual car, She just took thekeys. Yeah. I don't think holding
the keys makes a crime. Acrime has not occurred. Yeah, nope,

(01:22:39):
Maybe she gave the PlayStation five toher new boyfriend. Oh no,
she's a drama bitch. She isclearly digging this out for a while,
probably just sitting in a box inthe corner of the room collecting dust.
My girlfriend and I broke up inJanuary. She took my PS five and
won't return keys to my car.I've tried talking to her Facebook messages and

(01:23:00):
emails. She doesn't respond, andmy sister said I shouldn't have cheated on
her. When my buddy said Ishould sue her, the other said I
should just show up at her work. What would you guys do, lindsay,
maybe he could, maybe he knowsa lawyer or has a lawyer friend
to write up a letter and sendit to her for what What does that

(01:23:23):
do? Maybe it might scare like, oh, he's going to take me
to court for this stuff. Idon't want to pay court fees. This
is what everybody should do when theyget a letter from a lawyer, because
it means nothing. It holds noway. Yeah, but not everyone thinks
that way. They see that I'mtelling you that, like, no,

(01:23:44):
that is the truth. It isnothing. It's like receiving a letter from
you. It means nothing. It'sa threat. Yeah, well, sometimes
threats can be scary. What I'mtrying to say threats don't have to be
scary, you make them as anindividual. Right. Well, either that
or he just needs to move onforget about it. Give me it's a

(01:24:10):
loss. Yeah, I'm taking thelatter half of Lindsay's right there on that
one. Just chalk it up asa loss. Bro. I hope you're
young because you know this is probablygonna happen again. Okay, so kind
of deal with it. Count yourlosses, go on about your business.
You can go buy another PlayStation.They're at pawnshops all over, Okay,

(01:24:33):
save you money. Whatever it is. The keys doesn't sound like she took
the car. Sounds like she gotyour spare keys. I don't know,
you don't really specify in the email, so but I'm assuming that you're still
driving and going to work because Ithink if like it was that big of
a deal, Oh she took myonly pair of keys, my only set

(01:24:53):
of keys, and now I can'tdrive my car to get to work and
blah blah blah, that would havebeen mentioned in the email. So I
think she just to with the keys, and he's pissed off about it.
So if it was me, Man, Canada has loss all into the next
one. This text is amazing.Years ago, my step dad she did
on my mom. She went psycho, put all of his clothes in the
bathtub, bleached them. They endedup getting back together. Wow, yeah

(01:25:17):
that happens. Yeah, let's pieceone. Let's take one of these one
at a time. The first oneI'll go with. The last one.
Show up at her work. Don'tdo that. Don't do that. Yeah,
your a psychopath if you do that. I forgot about all that job
at the end. Yeah, don'tdo that. Don't show up at her
work. Horrible idea. The punishmentyou will pay potentially for trespassing or anything

(01:25:42):
else, it is not worth it. Her coworkers are on her side.
My buddies say I should sue her. Ah, sue. I don't know
what a court costs are right now, like seventy five dollars for small claims,
depending on the value. I guessif you want to go through all
that again, I see it asfeeding the cat. Does Judge Judy charge

(01:26:08):
you to go on a show?No, I think you have to get
there. Well, you can drivein the car. You don't have keys
too. Yeah, and then theidea of just messaging her is about all
you can do, and he's donethat it is, Yeah, it is
what it is. Man, ifyou didn't want to lose your PS five,

(01:26:30):
you can make an argument that someof it landed on you. You
bought it, you let her movein, or you moved in together and
you cheated. There's three things thatyou were in control of to keep your
PS five that you You could havebeen there when she moved left right,
Yeah, there are a lot ofthings in your control to stop that from

(01:26:53):
happening. Yeah, that sucks.I bet you won't cheat again. At
least you'll know where your PS fiveis before you do it. Right,
PS five switch to xbox, allright. You can always emails show at
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and then what you want to sayto eight two nine four to five listener
emails can always emails show at kmoddot com. Next one says, my
wife constantly leaves trash bags at thegarage door and Amazon boxes. They blocked
the way I don't know why shecan't take them to the trash or break

(01:27:59):
them down? Is this just myjob as the man in the house.
If it is, what do wiveshave to do that men don't have to
coming in hot? Oh, Lindsaygave a little stiff upper lip on that
one. You know there, Ithink taking out I mean I will take

(01:28:21):
out the trash. However, Ido find that to be more of a
manly job. What makes it manly? It's a dirtier thing. I don't
want to be the one to takethe trash cans to the street. Who
does the laundry in your house,Lindses, I do, yes. So
it is dirty, nasty, skidmarked underwear worse than having to take the

(01:28:45):
trash out, garbage that's in aplastic bag, tied up and somewhat sealed.
But yet you're rummaging threw people's dirtyunderwear. Yeah, I can grab
it by the waistband and if itis too nasty, I'll be honest,
I'll pitch it. I will throwit away underwear, Yes, I will,

(01:29:10):
because there are plenty of backups.M hmm. That goes for the
hubby and the kid. I'd bepissed. If my wife drew some clothing
mine away because she felt like itwas quote too dirty. Absolutely, you
know what, that's the point ofa washing machine. They have puts the
water in it and the soap init, and it and it gets the

(01:29:31):
dooty out of the pants or whatevermight be in there. Right, No,
what really, when it comes todoing the laundry, the thing that
drives me the crazy the most iswhen clothes are inside out. That's the
thing I don't I agree. Ihate that. Or socks, especially after

(01:29:57):
after sports because I turning those insideout or right side in and they're sweaty
and dirty and gross. Yeah yeah, but yeah, garbage cans are filthy
anyways, and they're heavy, andI don't want to have to haul them.
Yeah, put wheels on them,right they have them. They get

(01:30:18):
stuck and you know, yes,that's the thing. Now are you on
to talking about taking the trash tothe curb or just the bag to the
to the receptacle taking it to thecurb, and and I shouldn't have to
take it to the receptacle. WhenI've got kids, they can do that.

(01:30:39):
They have to do chores, labor, hell yeah, yes, yeah,
they live there for free. Theyhave to do some chores. Well,
for sure, they may live therefor free, but you agreed,
you asked for it. But theyneed to they need to learn learn what
chores. They need to learn howto, you know, take care of
household duty. They're never except downto learn. No, actually, i

(01:31:02):
mean Eli knows how now to startthe washing machine. The twins are still
a little bit too short to getto the top of the washing machine,
but they can load it, andthey can put stuff in the dryer.
Marcus can do laundry now. Theywill help me fold clothes. They know

(01:31:24):
how to put their clothes away,things like that. The only one that
really doesn't have to do a lotaround the house, except for like if
hey, we need to mow thelawn or do some work to the fence.
Kevin will do that kind of stuff. But he's not home enough.
He's always at work too, youknow. If the house needs to be

(01:31:45):
vacuumed on a Sunday, he's he'sfine with that, he'll do it.
He'll cook. You're all over theplace, girl, Wow, say yeah
to me. Do you do theAmazon boxes? Do you just leave those
by the door? No, werecycle them, so you will take them
to the recycling container. No,I'll tell someone to do it. Take

(01:32:09):
this box out. Do you tellthem to pull their clothes inside out?
Yes, I have to remind them, but they don't always do it.
It drives me crazy, but theydon't. They do always do trashy boxes.
Interesting. Yeah, or what wasthe last time you pulled your pants
and underwear off all at the sametime and just peeled them off your body

(01:32:30):
like an eight year old yesterday?Really really under ruge, just still hanging
around on the inside of the pantsand everything right now, I just get
every kid does that, every beinga kid. Yeah, absolutely, and
eventually they straighten up. I don'tknow many adults that still do that.
My favorite thing about the clothes beinginside out because it annoys me too.

(01:32:51):
Yeah. In my house, wemy wife and I both do laundry.
It's we have stuff to get done, right, so whatever's on the us
that day. Nonetheless, you'd belike, why can't they fuld their pull
their stone do it the right way? Well, then, as I'm folding
ours, I realize ours is alsonot so very rarely is ours also pulled

(01:33:14):
the correct way? Yeah? Rightright? But I mean there's a difference
between us a pair of socks ortwo or something like that. You know,
maybe you're underwear, but like thepants and the shirts and everything's just
peeled right off, all of themthat way. Sure, no, I
get it. The crime is worse, but it's still a I'm just saying,

(01:33:35):
like we're all guilty of it.Absolutely. The listener email from a
guy. My wife constantly leaves trashbags at the garage door. Amazon boxes
they blocked away. I don't knowwhy she can't take them to the trash
or break them down. Is thisjust my job as the man of the
house. If it is, whatdo wives have to do that men don't
have to? What's the thing wivesdo, lindsay, what's the comparable?

(01:33:59):
I feel like we do. Wedo everything. We'll settle down, cooking,
will do the cleaning, we dothe dishes. No, no,
no, no, no no.What's the thing that they have to do
that men don't Because you've already saidyour husband does those things. So I
don't think that there's anything that womenhave to do but men. But men

(01:34:24):
have to do the trash in thegarbage in your house, So what's the
what's the reverse? But I willstill I will still do that. No,
no, no, no backtracking.I'm just trying to get a solid
answer here. What is the thingthe listeners asking that a man doesn't have
to do that a woman has to. If in your world the trash is
that thing, what is the reversea man doesn't have to I guess dust

(01:34:49):
because they're never going to do itcorrectly. Well that's not that's not the
same. You don't want them theydo it, They just you don't like
the way they do it. MM sure, But they won't do it,
nor do they want to. Whatabout you give peep? What do
you think? What is the comparableoutside of giving birth? There really isn't

(01:35:10):
one, right because much like youand your household, stuff needs to get
done. Doesn't matter who does it, as long as it gets done.
Laundry needs to be done. Dothe laundry. Trash needs to be taken
out, take the trash out.There's a lot of text coming in here
like we should break it down andput them by the by the door.
How couch you can't go into anextra ten steps take them to the trash?
Can? Uh huh? Well yeah, maybe they saw something going on,

(01:35:32):
you know, maybe it's like I'mgonna put this right here, and
then I gotta go and change thelaundry around, or finish the dishes.
Or maybe the dog got out,maybe the baby crapped himself. Who knows.
There's a lot of different things,right, you know, I would
say if the outside of giving birth, maybe taking care of the young babies.
You know, because children get toan age they can take care of
themselves. But you know mothers,you know, they call them motherly thing

(01:35:55):
for a reason. Yeah, youcan't breastfeed, the baby can but okay,
he get two years of that settledown. This text says, why
is it women want to be treatedas equals, but when it comes to
man's work, they shy away.I'll mow the lawn, I'll eat,
eat, I'll do That's what he'sspeaking in general. So not you.

(01:36:15):
Besides, we already know you're goingto tell your kids to do it anyway,
right right? And maybe she's nottaking it to the trash because maybe
she doesn't have shoes on. Maybe, so right, he well you go
put shoes on, all right?Yeah, what do you think, lindsay,
what should this guy do? Ithink he should just suck it up.

(01:36:39):
She's probably She probably throws them inthe garage and she figures he'll see
it as soon as he gets homefrom work, and before he comes in,
he's got his shoes on. Hecan take it to the trash for
me, the least he can do, because I'm sure the least he can
do from working all day. Yeah, no, I hear you. It
takes what an extra fifteen twenty secondsexactly. There's no argument that women have

(01:37:03):
in this. I don't. Ipersonally don't understand itself. What do you
think can be I think the guyneeds to quip in a bitch and just
take the goddamn boxes out to thetrash and take the trash out. Your
house is getting cleaned up. Okay, work is work. It needs to
be done. Unless you want tolive in a house where trash piles up

(01:37:24):
constantly everywhere and Amazon boxes are scatteredall over the place and dishes are piling
up or whatever. Stop being abitch and just do it. God damn
man, They're just boxes and trash. I like this text. If this
is a ten for you, dude, congratulations, take care of the boxes,
Kyle. If you wanted to marrysomeone who would take the trash to

(01:37:49):
the receptacle. Find that person,right, if you want to be treated
like a queen, have somebody makeyou frinch toasting juice every morning? Find
that person. But to complain afterwardsis completely ridiculous. The trash has to
go out, so you wanna squareoff and just pile the trash up,

(01:38:11):
have a little game of chicken?What's the matter? You have a choice.
Do you take on that the argumentin the stress or do you just
go put it in the trash canand move on with your day. I
learned this phrase last couple of weeks, and I just think it's a great
not Everything's worth putting your pants onfor this, ain't it? I personally

(01:38:35):
would just do it, because,you know what, I don't want a
dog. That's the fight I'm infor, just being honest, that's the
thing for me that I'm willing todig in on. I'm not willing to
dig in on taking the trash up. Does it get annoying? Sure?

(01:38:55):
But also so what to at leastyou have some one in your life to
open boxes and throw them there.The other guy lost his PS five,
right, and you're complaining because yougot to throw a box away? That
probably bought your underwear that she threwout because they were dirty, skid marks
in it. Wash your ass,people, that's the takeaway from the whole

(01:39:19):
conversation. Yeah, somebody texting aboutthings that women and men do and the
grocery shopping. I do ninety eightpercent of the grocery shoping in my house.
Okay. Is that a scheduling thingor you like to be in control
of what's getting bought at the store. But there's a number of reasons that

(01:39:40):
could be going there. I thinkyou're bringing up an interesting point because some
people would argue, it doesn't matterwhat my schedule is. That's a huge
job, because we've already issued.Lindsay's already demonstrated it doesn't matter. Her
husband, who she says, worksa lot, it don't matter he needs
to take the trash out. Soscheduling is not a thing, right to
me. I look at it aslike it's just the thing that's gotta get

(01:40:01):
done. I like eating, Weneed food. Yeah, I don't like
dirty dishes. I don't like doingdishes. I don't like dishes dirty dishes
more so I just put them inthe dishwasher. I don't like trash in
my entry way by the garage.So I just put it again, not
everything's worth putting your pants on forcause again I don't want a dog,

(01:40:27):
but it's different for everybody. Doyou need help with something? When our
free advice that's usually sput on emailus show at kmod dot com. Show
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You can also text MMS and thenwhat you want to say to eight
two nine four five. I wasjust reading that the Bears are going to
be holding a press conference on Wednesdayto announce plans for a new publicly owned
stadium on the lake Front. I'msure that'll make a big difference, right
because where they play matters. Yeah, I mean that stadium has been around
a long time that they're currently in, so it could make sense to want

(01:41:25):
to change it. Soldier Field's prettycool, but yeah, but it won't
it won't be anymore. They're goingto destroy it and the they nobody is
even talking about what they're going todo in the draft because they're not sharing
apparently, which I do understand.If you're gonna take Caleb take Caleb,
what's it matter? Right? Soeither you are all in and you're ready
to you can say that because whatwill it matter, or you're not and

(01:41:50):
you're open for possibilities to do trades, which is probably what it is.
Yeah. All. In this year'sanonymous players poll, the Athletic managed to

(01:42:15):
get one hundred and forty two NBAplayers to respond to their questions. That's
around a third of the league willingto let it all out under the cloak
of Andy Andy. With that,here's what those players who participated had to
say. They asked who's the MVP, and they said overwhelmingly Nikola Jokic.

(01:42:42):
He's unstoppable. They said, he'schanged the game. He affects the game
in ways people just can't understand.Who's the best defender in the league.
Victor Wembanyama. He makes it sohard to finish at the rim, He
forces players to change their shots,affects every thing in the paint. Who
do you sign first if you're buildinga roster from scratch? They all said

(01:43:06):
overwhelmingly Victor weman Yama N seven.Yeah, exact. They say he's got
the right principles and he's focused onthe right things. You can have him
for twenty years. He can bea truly great player if he stays healthy
and continues to get better. Who'sthe league's most overrated player? That's fun
Overwhelmingly Rudy Gobert fourteen percent chose himout of eighty one votes cast with no

(01:43:33):
commentary to report. Who's the league'smost underrated player? It was a tie
between Derek White and Jalen Williams.Who is the who is the league?
Would you least like to fight?And they said, uh, what a
weird question in the league. Wouldyou least like to fight? James Johnson?

(01:43:58):
And who's the greatest player of alltime? Forty five point nine percent
said Michael Jordan, followed by LebronJames at forty two percent. What's your
favorite arena to play in? MadisonSquare Garden? They say it's classic,

(01:44:20):
bright lights and celebrities. It's themecca. What's your least favorite arena to
play in? And they said LittleCaesar's Arena in Detroit. There's no fans,
no atmosphere at the moment. It'sgot to be packed for its stand
out and it's not. It's veryopen. Which current coach aside from your
own? Would you most want toplay for Eric Spolstra? He always finds

(01:44:43):
a way to win. Just theHeat culture. They're always taking guys that
fit their system. And which currentcoach aside from your own? Would you
least want to play for Tom Thibodeaux. He says, I'm told I'm too
old for those practices. He's playingeveryone for at least forty eight minutes.
And which team other than your ownwill win the title this season? And
they say the Denver Nuggets. Whatletter grade would you give to the referees

(01:45:10):
this season? And it was overwhelminglya C forty seven point eight percent.
What letter grade would you give AdamSilver? They said a B forty six
point nine percent. And are youin favor of or against the sixty five
game rule? Fifty percent said theywere against it and just over five percent

(01:45:30):
said they didn't know. Of coursethey're against it, which, if you're
not familiar with the sixty five gamerule, it is a player must participate
in at least sixty five games tobe eligible for the MVP Award, all
NBA teams and other honors. Yeah, and that is your balls to the
wall sports, I'm lindsay in ninetyseven to five km Good morning, It's

(01:46:02):
the Big Man Morning Show. Nineone, eight four six oh kmot can
also text BMMS and then what youwant to say to eight two, nine
four five, Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn Dallas. The Diamonds
is fifty five today, this pornstar can be found and desperate housewife,
soccer mom, select and poll hopper. Her biggest fantasy is to be let

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into a room of ten to twentyguys whom she's never met and let them
have their way. God, Goodmorning, Gimpie, Oh, good morning.
Ronklholm was coming up Labor Day weekendprior to USA and we have a
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Camodi is a part of the giveawayis this Thursday. It's going to be
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At this time we do to tellthe truth. Time to tell the truth.
This is your opportunity to ask anythingyou want. Just remember keep it

(01:47:34):
clean, no bodily fluids, nothingsexual, and don't forget. We can
and will pass on a question.Let's open up the phone lines. Here'scrvin
in the gang with all the truth. You're gonna need nine one eight four
six kmo D or you can textBMMS and whatever that question is to eight
two nine four five. This one'sforgive me, it says Gimbe. Being
the connoisseur of cup o noodles,have you tried the new breakfast cup o

(01:47:57):
noodles. Well, there's a difference, planeer regular ramen and a cup of
noodles. My friend and I doregular ramens. I have seen the breakfast
ones, and no I have nottried them. There is breakfast cup of
noodles. Is it cup noodles orcup of the boo cup o noodles?
The ooh apostiously, this just sayscup noodles. That's weird. Maple breakfast

(01:48:20):
syrup, pancakes, sausage and egg. Is there noodles in it? Yeah?
I think these are just pancakes.All right, I'm sorry. Yeah,
yeah, I don't know how itworks out. I'll say it.
I'm like, all right, that'scool. I'm gonna stick with my regular
chicken flavored or beef. Have youever tried the shrimp? Yeah, it's

(01:48:41):
not good. It's why it's chickenand beer. Pork isn't good. Chicken
and beef? Yeah, it's cupnoodles. It doesn't say cup of noodles.
Weird. I want to tell thetruth. Nine one eight four six
Oh K M O D nine eightfour six O K M O D.
What was your damn You live likethis moment for somebody? Maybe when I

(01:49:08):
had a pool was nice? Ohfor yourself? Okay? Yeah, living
the good life? I miss it? Okay, GIMPI uh. One time
when I woke up, I sawsomebody pissing in the corner of their own
bedroom. Oh yeah, that's terrible. Fighting a banana underneath the car seat

(01:49:30):
was kind of weird, but I'mlike, okay, that happens. Stuff
rolls underneath their stuff gets lost underthe car all the time. Wake up
and you see somebody pissing in thecorner. You're like, that's weird.
Damn you live like this. Yeah, mine was getting in somebody's car in
the passengers seet they seat. Theyhad just thrown all their trash, yeah,
and they were gonna like, oh, you just ride with me,
and I was like, that's nosure, And they have to scoop the

(01:49:54):
trash out and shove it to theback. And I was like, I'm
good, I'll take my car becausethat's crazy to mean. You for sure
have something living with you in thatcar right right, it's my buig rat.
And we made so much fun ofthat individual. They started cleaning their

(01:50:15):
car as they should. Uh.Did Sindbad really star in a genie movie?
Lindsay, yeah, GIMPI I wouldagree with Lindsay, yeah, no
he did not. Do you prefermint or gum any particular kind? I
love this question. You a mintor gum person? I used to be

(01:50:38):
a gum person until I had toget crowns, and then anytime I would
chew them, I would bite theinside of my cheek. So I'm yeah,
why heck I F I know,I get they're probably just not sized
right, but I cannot chew themwithout biting the inside of my so I

(01:51:00):
do not chew gum. I ama mint person. I like tic TACs.
The orange ones are my favorite.But if I'm gonna do like a
breath it would be like the Icebreakermints, and I like peppermint flavored gimbi
I don't. I choose to smokeinstead, so you don't do gum or

(01:51:25):
mints at all. Never. I'mmore of a gum person orbits. Bubble
mint is my favorite, and ifI do a mint, it's altoids.
They're so strong. Uh oh,Corbyn, I'm so glad. I was
waiting for someone to bring this up. Corbyn. I have to ask,
what are your thoughts on the NewSwift album. I have listened to the

(01:51:47):
whole album, and I don't thinkit's her best album ever, but it's
good. It's a good album.I like albums with the tempo and stuff
changes, and this kind of staysthe same pretty much throughout the whole album.
But it's it's good. It's it'sshe has the best disc track on
a dude of all time in there, Smallest Man in the World. Yeah,

(01:52:11):
it'sat it's a great she dogs ona guy who dogged her. It's
pretty good. Uh. Would yourather fight a pack of monkeys every time
you need to use the bathroom forlife? Or be a quadriplegic for three
years, Lindsey, I'll take quadriplegicfor three years, Alex not. I

(01:52:33):
don't want to fight out if anymonkeys. What if I have to?
What if I have like explosive diarrhea, you know, like I don't want
to have to fight monkeys first.No, mm hmm. But you'd rather
have somebody lift you up and putyou on the crapper for three years.
It's only three years, what aboutyou, gimpie. Yeah, I'm not

(01:52:57):
trying to beat off monkeys every timeI go to the bathroom for in the
rest of my life. So Ithink being a quadriplegic for three years of
be all right. It's kind ofyou know, let everybody else handle the
business for you. Plus you'd learnedsomething you'd learned to, you know,
like to appreciate how others have tolive. Yeah. Absolutely. I don't

(01:53:18):
know how many a pack is becausethey run in troops, so I don't
know how many that would be.I'm gonna say at least a minimum of
four monkeys, yeah and forever.That might be great now for when I'm
eighty right, that feels like alot. Now is that actually the act

(01:53:38):
of going to the bathroom or likegoing to the room that is the bathroom?
It's a great point, Like arethey protecting it? Right? Can
I just do some of my pantsexactly, go outside maybe even you know,
use the kitchen sink whatever or do? Yeah? If I go,
I deem this the bathroom, Likedo I have to audiblize it? And
then they just show up right right? See, these are things that need

(01:53:58):
to be figured out, because ifthat's the case, then I'm just gonna
stop going to the actual room thatis the bathroom. I'll find my way
to do business elsewhere. Like like, let's say I get arrested for urinating
in public because I don't want togo to the bathroom and deal with the
monkeys, huh, and then Igo to jail. Do the monkeys also
go to jail with me. Iwould like to think, so these are

(01:54:18):
mystical monkeys that pop up in anybathroom that you're gonna go to, because
to me, it sounds like thesemonkeys aren't just you know, privileged to
your bathroom at home. They wouldbe at your work, they would be
in the restaurant where you go.It's like, every time you gotta go
to the bathroom, you know,to the room that is the bathroom wherever
it's at, there's gonna be aboutfour monkeys in there. You gotta beat

(01:54:41):
off before you can go. Thiscomplicates things. If I want to fly
and I've got to go to thebathroom when I'm flying, right, all
these monkeys are gonna be and thatseems not okay? Right, yeah,
sign me up. What discontinued itemdo you wish was brought back? Can
be food, clothes, et cetera. The uh we talked about it yesterday,

(01:55:03):
the taco salad from Taco bell yep. Okay, gimbi, man,
you know I really don't keep upwith a lot of discontinued items. I'm
just going through a quick list,and uh, let's go with crystal pepsi

(01:55:25):
because you know, I don't wantto see her and eat up all the
time trying to figure out what thehell I want to bring back. Uh,
this just got discontinued. We atea lot of this in my house.
It was really good with apples.Our ex bar almond vanilla almond nut
butter is so good all right,and they just stopped making it. So

(01:55:46):
I'll go with that because I wouldlove it. Would be man, I'd
win Dowut of the Year if Ibrought that back in the house, hands
down, don't. Guys and Galmessaged the others when news comes of a
storm a wreck in the area ofthe other oh like so like if there's

(01:56:10):
a storm out in a wah,so would lindsay or I or I message
you to be like, okay,hey there's a storm in the area,
take cover or whatever. Okay,what do you think, lindsay? No,
if anything, I would hope.I know I wouldn't need to message
you, Corbyn, because you arethe weather guy. You have it in

(01:56:30):
this group. Sure. Yeah,you're, like you've said, the weather
nerd. Yeah, you have gotthe app on your phone and you're always
paying attention to it. My husbandis a bit of a weather nerd himself,
So I would know from him.I kind of feel like we're all
a little bit on the weather nerd, not so much as you. But
I don't think it's necessary to messageeach other. Gimby, No, I'm

(01:56:56):
not gonna bother either one of youover whether. Yeah, it also said
accident too. I think we shouldmake sure that that uh oh, no
storm or wreck in the area.Okay, I will say that if I
do. If it's a weekend andI do see that there is a motorcycle
reck come up on my phone likea news story, I will sometimes text

(01:57:20):
Skimpy and be like, hey,what are you doing? Are you good?
Just to make sure that it's nothim. I have done that.
What about accident rec Skimpy. No, I'm not bothering you guys outside of
six to ten, right, shortof a weird crazy TikTok person or right
or work business or something. Ohyeah, no. No. If I

(01:57:45):
saw a video of a car thatlooked exactly like Lindsay's and they said there
were occupants that matched the occupants thatwould be in Lindsay's car, perhaps all
right. If I saw a motorcyclewreck, probably not, only because how
do you know the difference right?Right? And I've learned my lesson with

(01:58:09):
Gimpy of the times he's been inan accident and I've went to the hospital
to check on him, and thenhe just checks out earlier than he should.
So, uh, would you ratherswallow warm tobacco chewers spit or have

(01:58:30):
to chug four beers in a rowthat have been sitting in a hot car
for three hours? Lindsay, I'mtaking beers in a hot car for three
hours. Gimpy, Oh yeah,give me your boiling beer any day,
man, any day, mostly becausethere's nobody else's bodily fluids involved. Yeah,

(01:58:55):
one hundred percent. It doesn't sayhow much. There's a picture that
surf uh yesterday. It was ofa saloon in San Francisco, like wait
in the Old West days, right, and the floor is a mess and
the patoons are on the floor andthere's like spit and chawll over and you're
like, yeah, hard pass yeh, beer all day. This is a

(01:59:17):
great question. Best brunch item you'vehad? We had cinnamon rolls that were
made into French toast. That soundsI've heard that before, where you like
you can buy the pre made onesand then you just put them in the
waffle press thing, right, Marcusmake cinnamon rolls in the air fryer now
like loves it it delicious. Gamechanger, man, There's so much good

(01:59:42):
stuff at Bramble. What's I Ialways butcher the name of it. You
know how to say it, though, Yeah, it's I think a coshuga
if I'm not missed, cochuga,kobcha kobcha cosugar or something like that.
It's a it's a sweet bread.It's got cheese in it, and then
they do egg yolks and cream inthe middle, and then they cook it

(02:00:03):
and then you stir it up andit's like runny yolk with this bread you
pull off. It's so good.And I like the one where you were
they also rocchie, yes, yes, And I like the one where they
add the spinach and the tomato init. And oh it's divine and it's
shareable for the table. Oh it'sdelicious. Gimbles are good. Something basic

(02:00:29):
sample, I guess I don't know. French toast made with croissants, m
okay, by those store made croissants. You slice them in half and make
French toast. You're welcome, alrightythen so easy so good, or doing

(02:00:49):
it with briosh bread. Yeah,that's always good toast. It's just awesome.
Yeah, God, I love it, it's so good. Would you
rather feel a mild shock on yourtongue whenever you see the color yellow or
suddenly you have to feel like youhave to poop whenever you see the color

(02:01:10):
purple? I feel like I seeyellow more than I see purple, and
a mild shock not gonna feel great. So I'll take that urge to poop

(02:01:30):
because you can, you can holdit, at least if you're not near
a bathroom. So yeah, I'lltake the mild urged poop when I see
purple. Gimbi. Yeah, it'sjust a feeling. It's not like you're
actually gonna have to go, right, It's just that feeling in your stomach
that's like oop gots to go.And I'm with lindsay, I feel like

(02:01:54):
there's more yellow around than there ispurple. Now you school buses, epic
lights, random construction workers, whatever, McDonald's, McDonald's, Oh my god,
the sun. Yeah, so giveme the color purple any day.

(02:02:15):
I mean, I don't want toget shocked on the tongue. I'll gladly
watch that Oprah Winfrey movie over andover and over again. Yeah, and
what is there a backhanded compliment thatyou can give one another backhanded compliment that
you can get instead of trying tocome up with two, just come up

(02:02:38):
with one for somebody in the roomor in that room. M pass gimby.
Lindsey, tell great stories even thoughthey take three years to get there.
Uh, Lindsey, plus your heart, Yeah, your heart is the

(02:03:00):
best. She's trying, he's tryingyour best to tell the truth. Finally
got laid last night and this morning, whoop whoop? Was a long three

(02:03:21):
months? All right? Three monthsa long time short of a medical reason
why you cannot that your partner oryou? How long do you think you
go before you start ruffling feathers?Lindsay two weeks? GIMPI I'm trying to

(02:03:45):
think, man, because I don'ttry to go that long. That's for
damn sure. You know, like, would one lower their standards the longer
the dry spell went? Oh?Absolutely you would. I would like to
think most people would. I know, you start off with your tens and
then you know, three months later, you're like, give me a two
anything At this point, come on, bat chicks were welcome. But you

(02:04:09):
know, I guess relationship wise,I don't know, maybe a week gone
all week without banging one out,even if it is just you know,
standard Saturday. Yeah yeah, wait, come on, now, what's the
deal. I think you guys areboth giving great answers. I'll split the
difference. Ten days week and ahalf. Okay, schedule whatever you're like,

(02:04:33):
Okay, what are we gonna doabout all this? What are we
doing? Roommate? Yeah, allright, we're gonna take a break.
We're qualifying people. See them all. Twenty twenty four, mel has got
your first chance. After ten amabout ten thirty when you hear Iron Maiden,
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If you're listening to The Big ManMorning Show, this he's Tulsa's Morning
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We've got something new I'm gonna tryon you guys. Are you ready?
This one is called but Did YouDie? This woman was out to
lunch with her family and friends.They decided to go to a sushi restaurant.
While she was there, at Dave'sSushi, she ordered what she always
ordered a salmon rawle with morel mushrooms. All sounds disgusting. Yeah, I

(02:05:45):
would never mushrooms on a sushi girl. I've never and I like mushrooms.
And when she ate this, withinan hour, she became violently sick.
Matter of fact, fifty one peoplereported illness from eating there, and she

(02:06:08):
was in the hospital and they saidthat she became unable to speak, and
she had problems with her liver andher kidneys, and her throat was hurt,

(02:06:30):
and she was in intensive care fora couple of weeks. But did
she die? What do you think, lindsay, by eating sushi with salmon
and mushrooms, she didn't die,But I don't I bet they weren't morale
mushrooms. Everything I've told you isfact. No, she didn't die.

(02:06:59):
She was safe. GIMPI God.I want to say no, she didn't
die, but I'm going to takethe opposite and say, yeah, she
did. I said she was unableto speak, so her last ways of
communicating was via scrawling messages with ared magic marker. Her last words on
the paper were, I'm not sureI can go on much longer. How

(02:07:19):
are we going to manage? Ican't stand the pain. I love you.
I love you, mister C.And she died from eating sushi.
She's one of two people who diedafter falling ill with gastro intestinal illness after

(02:07:44):
eating at the sushi restaurant. Fiftyone people fell ill. The investigation pinpointed
on the Morel mushrooms, which wereapparently imported from China, as the likely
source of the outbreak. CDC saysMorel mushrooms are edible to eat, but

(02:08:05):
they have to be completely cooked toprevent potential toxic effects. Her husband of
thirty four years said that in herfinal days, she was in enormous pain.
Her skin was tight, fluids werebuilding up in her system, and

(02:08:26):
he vowed on her deathbed to holdthose accountable for what they've done to her.
Feels like a fair response. Yeah, yeah, so is he gonna
get the whole country at China?Ivolved and Dave from Dave Sushi. See,
I think that's where she messed up. First. She went to a
place called Dave Sushi. This doesn'tseem right. This is in Montana.

(02:08:52):
Dave's Sushi in Montana. I know, but strike one strike to strike and
tail people people come here from La, New York, and I'm like,
let's go get sushi, and they'relike, why would I eat sushi in
Oklahoma? Trust me, it's good. We go. They're like, that's
great sushi. Yeah. Yeah,So it's not like you got it at
a gas station, which also wouldbe okay. Yep, I don't know.

(02:09:15):
I'm not taking my chances with gasstation sushi or Dave's the husband.
It's a nice guy. The husbandhas slapped the restaurant with a wrongful death
lawsuit. The Sushi Sushi restaurant closeddown briefly following the outbreak, but reopened
the following month new owners. It'sgot a four point two rating over four

(02:09:39):
hundred and eighty reviews. Those areall paid for reviews. Yeah, this
is somebody first restaurant after Raven Bozeman. I've loved it ever since. Another
one now it's Mike's Sushi. No. I have not dined here. This
is a one star review. Justtrying to possibly save someone here. I
read in the news a wonderful womanwho died from I don't know if she's

(02:10:01):
wonderful right feels a little over thetop. Who died from a poisonous mushroom
that was served to her here.Another one, watch this video before eating
here. Another one, beware,this is mortifying to say it the least
upon entering and dining we are awareof a food born illness that comes alongside

(02:10:22):
with the raw, uncooked foods andcook your foods people. Another one.
A woman died here. Another onebeware, two people died here. Ain't
nothing you can do about these reviews, now, No, I mean,
I guess it looks like but Imean, of course they're gonna put the

(02:10:43):
good pictures on their website. Theydon't want to be like they don't.
I don't think she took on thesalmon mushroom challenge, right, Yeah,
this all looks fine at a MammyCalamari grabbing cream cheese, wantons the old
Asian delight. Yeah, how abouta little bit of a hyashi wakami or

(02:11:05):
a little bit of a connoto breathe. This looks like this sells a lot
with the side of that cost theextra though. Oh yeah, dude,
they don't just throw them on there. Oh no, no, no,

(02:11:28):
they got share balls like kidney failure. Oh yes, sign me up and
uh liver damage. Yeah, thisall looks like I would look at this
menu and go, yes, thislooks good. Yeah. Absolutely, But
after hearingnless somebody died, would youstill go check it out? Would you
still go to this place? Yeah? You just wouldn't have the morale?

(02:11:50):
Mushrooms? Oh? Who? Actually? You think that's the only thing they
didn't take care on. Yeah,if the times fifty one times, if
the doctor said that it was themushrooms, then yeah, I'm gonna trust
that. Yeah. They also thehealth department said it was fine to eat

(02:12:13):
there too, right, right,and then somebody died. Funny thing about
that, that's always an afterthought.How many times had she been there before
it was her regular speahd eat there? Yeah? Yeah, everything's fine until
it isn't. Yeah. Yeah,I'm gonna go with Yes. Am I

(02:12:37):
eating alone? If I mean alone? Yes? Okay, And the difference
is my wife probably is a hardno. And because I don't want a
dog, I ain't fighting around wherewe're eating lunch. So if I'm by
myself, yes, I'll eat there. If I moved to Bozeman and you
guys come to visit, we'll gladlygo there if it's good, if it's

(02:13:01):
been good minus two deaths, Ye, see that's two deaths too many because
of their food. If one diedof a heart attack and the other one,
you know, died of a brainaneurysm. Okay, I'm on go
eat days because you know it wasn'tthe food that killed them, but it
was the food that killed two people. Every jug has two handles. So
yes, two people did die,but forty nine lived. That is very

(02:13:26):
true. Those are forty nine luckyindividuals. You know what, I don't
want to be number three, exceptstatistically, you take far bigger chances daily,
anyone, far bigger chances daily thanyou do of eating sushi. Absolutely,
and I am not taking that chancepublicly known that some people died after
eating their food. Yeah, butagain, I'm just using you as the

(02:13:48):
wild to. But you do thingsthat you know people die doinglutely, so
it doesn't bother you in other instances. No, no, no, but
it's still I ain't doing that.Yeah, we go and you're like,
wow, we got a table reallyfast, right, Yeah, yeah,
they should be right out. Yeah, I'm good. I don't want to
be number three or four. There'sa chance that I could be the lucky

(02:14:11):
one, but I'm also not takingthe chance. Oh look, they've got
puffer fish on the menu. I'vealways wanted to try that. Yeah,
no, thank you. I havebeen places where they serve puffer fish,
and I'm like, no, no, it has to be prepared a certain
way or else you die. Withall due respect, GIMPI worked in a

(02:14:31):
kitchen. You want me cutting upyour puffer? Uh? Yeah, Dave
doesn't even work there. Dave's nothere. Man. All these people,
with all due respect, look likethey don't know anything about sushi. Because

(02:14:52):
why because they're Bozeman, Montana.Oh wait, here's a guy who was
in He looks like he's in anAsian country. He took a picture of
him and said him, I mean, he could also be at Epcot for
all I know, or in SanFrancisco. Get you at least got to
change the name of the restaurant.I think, yes, one hundred percent.
You can still serve the same food, you can have it in the

(02:15:16):
same location. But I think changingbecause Dave's Sushi is now tainted with death.
It's gonna be Dave's Death Sushi.I need to know why they call
it Dave's because the owner created ownerguy not named Dave. Right the executive

(02:15:37):
sushi chef not named Dave. Yeah, there's no one there named Dave.
Well, my dad likes sushi,so right, we named it. We
named it Dave's Sushi, even thoughhe never got to eat here. Yeah,
there should be like a hat tipor something, a plaque or something

(02:15:58):
be like to the og Dave,thanks for the soushe Yeah. And this
is a restaurant group, so theyhave other restaurants. Yeah, what are
they supposed to do? Yeah,yeah, you changed the name. You
gotta change the name. I've eatenraw morels before. They won't kill you.

(02:16:18):
Something else happened, Okay, sure, yeah, I don't know.
I stay away from them. Uh. There is also a false morale that
looks very similar but poisonous. Anotherone. I have some morels in my
fridge right now. If you guyswant some, no good, I'm a
hard pass. Would you eat morelright now? Lindsay, yeah, they're
delicious raw? No, not raw? How would you know? You cook

(02:16:41):
them? But how would you knowI brought you a morrel? How would
you know whether or not it wasa morel mushroom? No? If it
was raw? Oh, because cooked, you can clearly you can see when
you would. You hunt for morelmushrooms, and you can see what it
looks like when you cook it.You grill them, they look different,

(02:17:03):
right, you can tell the difference, right, But if they're not?
Okay? How as someone who's I'vehunted morales, but I've never had cooked
morels. I've had them in aI think I've had them in a pasta
dish, but I've never had likeI mean, they cook up, they
shrink up, they get the markingsfrom the grill or even I don't fry

(02:17:24):
them. Frying, you're obviously gonnabe able to tell. Yeah, how
else, I don't know how elseyou cook them besides frying them or grilling
them. I've never had any otherway or boiled mushroom. I don't know
about that, oven roasted, roasted, okay, sure, I don't.
Can't get past sushi and mushrooms.I mean shataki mushrooms. I don't think

(02:17:50):
I've had a sushi roll with shatakimushrooms on them. I know you named
an Asian mushroom. I mean,I don't think I've had them on sushi,
but I have had them on definitely, like on the noodles in a
bowl. I don't think I've donethat either. Dishes. I wanted to
see if that dish was even stillavailable on the menu. I didn't see

(02:18:13):
it. Dave Dave's Fancy Sushi.A lot of their dishes look delicious.
Of course, they're gonna put thegreat pictures on the internet so you can
see here it is. Okay,Oh, that's a salad sesame, spiced
squid salad with bamboo shoots, mushroomsand seaweed. And then it's in miso

(02:18:35):
soup. That sounds discussed. Imean, I think they're making it.
You just take mushrooms off the menucompletely, absolutely change your name. No
more mushrooms. All right, wegot to take a break. We'll be
back. Tulsa's Morning Show is goingright back to the Big Man Morning Show,
Tulsa's Rock Station nine. Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

(02:19:15):
Lindsay what you learn today? Ilearned that our first emailer shouldn't be
so pissed about losing his PS five. If you would have paid more attention
to it in the first place,he wouldn't have had time to cheat on
his girlfriend. And I also don'twant gimpy cutting on anyone's puffer, Gimpy,
what'd you learn today? Cut youpuffer over real good. I learned

(02:19:35):
that if Dave thinks it's a goodidea to put mushrooms on sushi, imagine
what other unspeakable things Dave is okaywith you, nasty. I also learned
that if Maryland's jousting sports is anythinglike you'll find on urban Dictionary, I
don't want any part of it.I learned that I'm surprised Gimby wouldn't want

(02:19:58):
to punch a bunch of monkeys.And I also learned that ladies last post
on Facebook was trying troops for thefirst time, Corbin saying, make sure
that diswash is loaded right? It'slindsay stop tracking my cycle. This is
gimfy and I'm sorry, Daddy.Can I get all Yeah? Now?

(02:20:28):
What the hell they lay me?Its aped, no make noise, interpassword,
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minute to thank truth from Oklahoma andall over the United States. These soldiers
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respect you. Honor and respect you. We honor and respect you. God
bless rocking All. I'm bless Tulsa. We tried boys. Somebody text in,

(02:21:22):
uh said something that I thought wasreally really funny, and let's see
if I can find it. Loseit already. Try to mark these things
so we're ready afterwards. Yeah,oil cramp, we'll never know. Can

(02:21:45):
you think of an old commercial thatat one time was considered okay but probably
wouldn't fly today? For me,it's flirt Squirt? I remember that commercial?
What are you? Oh? No, I had to google it because
I thought that was funny. Flirtswords. Yeah, there's a subreddit in
there. Found it, okay,and then'll take you to that commercial.

(02:22:07):
Here's the here's the commercial. Checkthis out, Tommy the ballot. You
can get your brother for telling yourmother? Were you going to take it
back at the girl? I don'tdare you change my back? Squirt squirre

(02:22:37):
guns and just guys. Yeah,like it's a salt. Yeah. Some
of they're getting like right in theeye, just squirting all over them,
just going around squirting anybody you want, because what they told on you or
you just happened to lock them.You liked them. Even if you had
a squirt gun and I shot asquirt gun right in your eye, you'd

(02:23:00):
be like, what the fuck man? Absolutely stop spraying me, you weirdo.
Uh. But to answer the question, I uh, I can't think
of anything off the top of myend. Of course, you know back
in the day when they would youknow, advertise, you know, Winston
cigarettes, the Flintstones, you know, shit like that. But I can't

(02:23:24):
think of anything. The first onethat came to my mind was that Myth
commercial from nineteen ninety nine. Ican't eat and I can't sleep, but
I got to clean his house onmy street. But that one's you know,
that was a PSA to not domethamphetamines. Right, So I don't
see how that one would be abad one. This is a pretty good
one. Oh no, you missedthat putt again. You can have more

(02:23:46):
time to practice your putting with thepotty putter. The amazing new toilet of
course golf game that lets you practiceyour putting on the potty. Your potty
putter comes with it. Just thinkall that extra practice every time you visit
the jump Mom. I made it. I'm in a commercial yeah. No,

(02:24:07):
so when you're on the green,you're like, fuck, I gotta
make the shots, so you gottasquat down like you're taking a ship just
because that's all you've passed. No, yes, sorry, I was just
looking at some of the other ones. I can't think of one right off
the top of my head. Howabout Love's Baby Soft deodorant, because innocence

(02:24:30):
is sexier than you think a deodorantof babies or four babies. No,
it was just called Love's Baby Softdeodorant, but it was geared towards like
the beauty pageant culture. Okay,huh yeah, okay, yeah, I

(02:24:50):
don't know any of these. God, there's some good stuff on this.
No Stylegia subredding. Oh yeah yeah. Corey Feldman on The Howard Stern Show,
and he's damn next to this littlemidget dude. Okay, just okay,
sure that makes sense. I wantedto introduce you to someone, did

(02:25:11):
I save it? Come on,no, I supposed to. There it
is. So this woman was apparentlyin porn and she quit doing porn.
Lanta Rhodes, gimp me if youwant to look her up la Na and
then Rhodes is Rhoades she is acute girl. She's twenty seven, and

(02:25:33):
she decided to get out of porn. She was seventeen when she started,
like working at Hooters, and thenshe was like, that was my first
job of being sexualized. So Ileft that job, began working as a

(02:25:54):
dancer in a club. I didn'tmake that much money, so then I
decided to do porn. And shedecided to get out of it. Finally
when something was asked of her thatshe couldn't, she was like, I
can't, that's too much. Sheonly did this for like two four month
stints, so like four months,took a break, and then four months,

(02:26:16):
so eight months total, and shedecided to get out of porn when
she was in this one scene withsomeone and this guy had a bowl and
he gagged me until I threw upinto it. Oh god, damn,
and then he puked in the bowlduring the scene and then he asked me

(02:26:39):
to drink it, and I didn'tknow what to do and didn't say no.
Yeah, that's the first words comingout of my mouth. Right,
No, absolutely not. How aboutthe fuck off right here? You eat
this bowl of bar you can eatmy you cocksucker. Yeah, that's that's

(02:27:01):
the sequel, right right, we'redoing that next. No way, no
way. She said that it wasnot uncommon to be really drunk. That's
fair on these sets, which ispart of how they get it. And
she says, how much do youthink she made in per scene? I

(02:27:22):
think your buttle's supposed to wave inwhat year was it twenty nineteen? It's
nothing long ago. One hundred andfifty bucks. How much does she make
per scene? Or or for thatone revealed how much how much each sex
sex scene paid her? Oh?Okay, about fifteen hundred dollars. I

(02:27:45):
think twelve hundred dollars. Yeah,yeah, which you know you're thinking about
it, You're like, fuck,twelve hundred dollars. The fuck is great.
Yeah fuck, I'll take five hundredand fifteen hundred dollars. Tweve hundred
dollars, you know, to dosome some banging. But it's when they're
like, hey, eat this cupof shit, or you know, eat
this cup of bar. Two girls, one cup. Man, that's a

(02:28:05):
scene that is eternally etched into mybrain. God, even the theme song
so that goddamn show movie was isstill in my brain. I feel like,
if you watch that a scene likethat, or a girl is eating
someone's vomit, that would keep methat I wouldn't want to watch porn again.

(02:28:26):
Right, But but there's this wholegenre of porn called like, it's
not called it rough rough porn,right, there's another name for it,
but that that exists. Sure,so I hear you, Yeah, but
are you capable of putting on adifferent hat to see why someone would like
that? No? To me,the only the only way I can get

(02:28:50):
there is like some sort of Ihate women thing, Okay, like I
just want to use them as adumpster, right, humiliate them. Yeah,
it's on way or the other,Okay, and you could maybe talk
me into it's on the extreme endof humiliation point for sure. I think
something like that. You're gonna fuckingyou have to pay me extra, you

(02:29:11):
know, twelve hundred dollars Right thenthat's just a regular sex scene, right,
You want me to eat a cupof vomit? Oh? No,
fuck, I mean I'll do it. No you won't. No, you
won't extra extra for an extra twelvehundred dollars. No, it's not a
negotiation. I double the pay.I don't think it's a negotiation. She

(02:29:33):
said she she had one hundred thousanddollars in her bank account when she quit
shooting. Wow. And now shesays she's a multi millionaire. But she
only does OnlyFans, okay, whichI guess it's a little bit safer.
She still got name recognition out there. I don't know if it's safer for

(02:29:56):
only fans. Yeah, you cantotally control everything that you're doing, yes,
but that doesn't mean some The problemwith OnlyFans is people the people that
some people that are subscribers on itbelieve that they are friends. Oh yeah,
yeah, we're porn. You know. I have to go to a

(02:30:16):
website or I have to insert thevideotape. There's no connection. Oh,
i'll give you that. But onceyou know, you know, Big Thunder
seventy six says, hey, I'llpay you one hundred and fifty dollars to
watch you drink a cup of pissor whatever. Yeah, you can just
say no, you're right exactly.So you can still control what your content

(02:30:37):
you're putting out, unlike these guyswhere you got the director, the producer,
the actors, you know, allthese hands that are in it,
you know, and if you wantyour money, well, even if it
is a mere twelve hundred dollars,you're just gonna have to drink a cup
of bar yeah, you know.And if you don't do it, then
fuck you. You're fired, Youget nothing, and then I'll make sure

(02:30:58):
you never work in this town everagain. She's also trying to get all
of her films deleted off the internet. Good luck with that one. Good
luck. You know how much she'sgonna have to pay to do that.
She says she hasn't. She's retiredfrom porn and hasn't filmed a scene since
having a child in twenty twenty two, and she's been open about her mental

(02:31:22):
health and her disdain for pornography,and she thinks that she'd be banned.
I can get that. I cansee how she would get there. I
totally could. You know. Itsounded like a quick, easy way to
make some money, So make somegood money. Why I like the fuck?
I like having sex? Why notpay me to do it? And
I'm sure the first couple of moviesthat's aception. Yeah, I think that's

(02:31:45):
a misconception that people that do bornlike that. No, I'm not saying
that they like it, but it'sjust one of those that's easy money.
It's like people that are out therehooking. You know, I can fucking
make money. Alls I gotta dois just sell my pussy. And that's
it, you know what I'm saying. So she's saying that she wants it
banned, but it's like you're butyou're still doing it only on OnlyFans.

(02:32:09):
I think some people don't consider onlyfans porn. And who asked Holly Madison,
who was a Playboy, pin upand all these things, who does
only fans now? But no nudity? If you asked her if she did
porn, she would say no,Right, she didn't do porn. She
did porn. She was in Playboy. That is a type of porn.
But you know when people hear theporn, they're thinking instant you know,

(02:32:31):
it's foxing some you know, it'ssex. It's not just posing nude from
something. Hooters is porn. Andthat's my point. Right, Porn is
a broad spectrum, right, Itis a different definition for each of us.
Yeah, that's true. So shemay not think she does porn,
but she does. She does.May not be anything kind of sex related,

(02:32:54):
even if she is just in anlingerie ironing closed. Kind of hypocritical
too of her to say it likeshould be banned too, Like it was
good enough for you to get paidfor it, you're still you still have
money from it. No, No, people can change their mind about things
even though they did it. Absolutely. You know, everything was good and
gravy until she got in it andwas like, hey, drink, drink
a cup of bars And she's like, I know now, I think this

(02:33:16):
whole damned industry should be banned.Shut it down. If you're gonna be
making people do that. Yeah,I don't get it. I don't get
it. I don't get those weirdosthat are into that, or the Cosby
sweater or you know, piss onme a little bit. But you keep
the duchie to yourself. You're nasty, keep the bar after yourself. You

(02:33:39):
got my standards. I do.I think, and we've talked about this
on the air. I think onceyou cross over into certain areas, it
can if you don't have the wearthe mindset to be able to say no,
it can. The slippery slope man, one minute you're doing weed,

(02:34:00):
the next minute you're doing coke.So and I'm not saying that I don't
believe those two things go hand inhand. I don't think just because you
do weed, you'll do coke.But if you can't, if you have
no boundaries and you can't say noto things, it can absolutely lead to
cocaine or whatever drug you want answer, right, right, right, that's

(02:34:20):
where boundaries are healthy for you.Yeah. But if you're somebody who's just
trying to get attention and you're hungryfor that payday, yeah, you could
easily find yourself like yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll show up never.
And the more you get comfortable,the less questions you ask. So uh
ted dbasi. Everybody's got their price. Okay, how much are you guys

(02:34:45):
gonna have to get paid to drinka cup of bar? Let's cut your
bar. Yeah, let's make thisa little easier to come to that conclusion.
You're not married, you don't havekids, there's no other person's feelings
or thoughts you have to take intoconsideration. Freedom. Yeah, you guys
are not who you are right now. I think it's the only way for
that question to worry. That makessense, So single lendsy how much everybody's

(02:35:09):
got a price? My own,it's yours and the other dudes? Yeah,
exact same there. I don't think. I don't think I could do
it, because vomit to me isthe absolute worst. I can't clean it
up. Well, you're not gonnahave to clean it up, you're just
drying. I can't even, LikeI anytime I vomit myself, I cry

(02:35:30):
like it's awful, Like I justcan't even if there's no I vomit,
and then I vomit more because Ijust vomited, like I just can't get
through vomit. Like. Yeah,all right, so you've never done anything
regrettable for money? Oh, I'msure, But then you can get to
yes, But then you can getto that place you're trying to establish.

(02:35:52):
You have a boundary and an incapabilityof it. And by me asking that
question, you've admitted you will gopast your boundaries and do things you're ashamed
of just for money. But Idon't think my body would allow me to
physically do it. Now. Ithink I would be better off drinking piss
than vomits. All right, Okay, what's your price? I might be

(02:36:13):
able to stomach a piss one dollars. Okay, of course it's going to
be a high number like that.Yeah, Man, if you name your
price, all right, right,you got it? You know, two
hundred and fifty thousand, why not? But I'm not you know, I

(02:36:35):
drink, piss whatever we're talking vomit. You gotta stick with the real thing.
Just stick with the we got goingon here, lindsay, but you're
going to have to keep it inright, and my body is not going
to allow that to happen. Let'ssay it does for the conversation. A
million dollars dollars. So I'm inmy twenty something, Hey, absolutely,

(02:37:01):
we're banging different girls, drinking alot, right, taking drugs. Right,
I think you could easily get mefor one hundred hundred thousand. I
think sounds more reasonable. I'm makingquestionable decisions. I'm not living a safe
lifestyle. I'm jeopardizing my job.I'm justpardizing my safety. I think one

(02:37:24):
hundred grand I would say no,and then they go how much I probably
would go less. If I'm beinghonest, I bet I can fifty.
I think I could do it forfifty fifty. Girl, I could try.
I'm I have a pretty good stomachof smelling vomit and dealing with it,
like in my house. I'm thatperson and in here. But there

(02:37:45):
are certain things that I can't.It depends on what there's certain things that
depends on what it smells like.But if I have a minute til like
gear up, I can get there. Right. I agree with you.
I agree with you. You knowyou're a young twenty something person. Fifty
thousand dollars is a lot of moneyto a twenty something. You know,
I don't. fIF thousand dollars alot of money to anybody, I think,
but you know, yeah, Hunter, it'd be a tough scene,

(02:38:09):
and I think that there'd have tobe some things in place, right.
We'd have to we have to doit in one take. I don't think
I can do it twice. Right. You're definitely gonna need a fluffer there.
I'm gonna because I gotta be readyto go right like, and we're
you're gonna say action and we're startingright like, there's I can't wait cheers

(02:38:31):
and we're going right right, becausethat would be that would cause a direction
fast, yeah, I would think, and I probably would have to do
a line right before I'd need toget rolling. You got a fluffer doing
their job while you're trying to chugvomit Yep, that just doesn't seem well,
those two things wouldn't be having atthe same time, right, Okay,
one scene ready, right, go, and then the other is not

(02:38:52):
it's not usually not in production.But yeah, I would need the coke
because I got to be able tozoom past it right, right, right,
And of course it'll numb everything,you know, So I don't think
you'd really you might taste the vomit, right, you know, you might
feel you're it teeth. No,no, no, I don't think so.

(02:39:13):
Not not if you're listen, ifyou're in that environment where that is
a topic or on the menu,you've already seen heard or witnessed, right,
And I don't thinkos like really despicableacts. I don't think that they
you would be barfing up in thatenvironment. It would be wouldn't be like

(02:39:33):
a Thanksgiving dinner, right where likeall this chunky shit's coming out. It's
it's a lot of liquid, alot of liquid because there's a lot of
alcohol. I imagine that's being drankthere. You know, you're high on
the cocaine, so you're not eatingmuch as it is anyway, So it'd
be like it'd be like liquid wateralcohol stomach acid maybe yeah, yeah,

(02:39:56):
ah, easy to choke down.I get it. If you're having to,
you know, feel that carrot passyour throat and go across your tongue
or whatever it's chunky noodles, thenyeah, that would be That would be
terrible. I don remember eating corn. Yeah, that's a whole other thing.
Like, uh see, it's gottabe a clear conversation, like there's

(02:40:18):
got to be some methodical there's gotto be some methodical talk happening, like
lots of water. Right, I'lldo it. But here's the deal.
Don't come at me after eating momspaghetti, right, and the amount of
regret, oh for sure the nextday, Oh for sure. I was

(02:40:43):
not capable of de efing things.I couldn't even get to be really and
so now I could totally abc De F it and go right. Oh
and the first time there's a bowlaround when you're having sex afterwards, what's
this for? Huh? Yeah,the trauma you would be dealing with,

(02:41:03):
yeah, I would. I wishthere was a behind the porn, you
know, there's behind the music.I wish there was a behind the porn
where they would go and talk tothese people years later that didn't do the
porn like bang Bus is a goodexample. Talking to some of these people,
right do it and like what theywere thinking, Yeah, we know
someone that's done it and she's talkedabout the experience. And I'm not saying

(02:41:24):
they would always be like this horrificresponse, but like these you know how
there's all those girls that don't chivepictures or pictures of you know, young
girls in swimsuits are what's the springbreak girls gone wild? Like any of
those things, Like go find them. I always think this would be a
great documentary. Go find them andtalk to them about it. How did

(02:41:46):
that change your life? Did thetrajectory of your life change because you one
time had a picture of you onchive We're in a skimpy bikini, and
then you thought you were set opportunityit is I don't know right right?
And now they're you know, livingin a trailer park mother, you know,
six kids, Yeah, and don'tlook like they did back then or

(02:42:09):
some of those do they still flauntthat picture right yeah? Or do their
kids go that was my mom?Oh god, because those kids could now
be eighteen twenty absolutely, And theother thing I think about too sometimes when
you see those type of pictures areporn really even? Is that you don't
know how old it is, right, and those people could be dead,

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right. You think it's recent,you think it's new, but it could
be old, right, right.I'll look at Jenna Jamison prime example.
Way, you know, one ofthe biggest porn stars in the early two
thousands, easily the most downloaded womanever. Oh yeah, for sure.
And look at where she at nowlooking kind of rough. Life comes at

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you fast man. Yeah. Yeah, one minute you're eating sushi, the
next minute you had mushrooms on it. They're fucking dead you and the other
person. God, that's one ofthe fascinating things about the movie Boogie Nights
with Wahlberg, right, is thatin Burt Reynolds is these people You think

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these people live some awesome lifestyle becausethey like to fuck right, No,
their life is a goddamn shit show. I can imagine you. They're struggling
for things, just like everyone else. You sometimes had a different octane.
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.There was a younger part of me that
was like, man, I shouldmove to Vegas and sell my little arm

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to the porn industry, and outof that, well, fuck it's a
niche, right, There ain't nobodyelse out there fucking got something like that.
Of course, kids got in theway and slowed my ambitions of becoming
a Vegas porn star down, butyou know, whatever, I could have
done it. I don't know ifsomebody who has like the snary you're in,
if they have to make that firststep. But my understanding is if
you're a guy and you want todo porn, you gotta do gay porn

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first. I don't know how thatworks out. Would you have on that
what I've stuck my little arm ina gay man's ass for a lot of
money as a possibility. What kindof money we're talking about here? You
know you have fist fucking dude forfifty thousand and I don't know if you
necessarily have to do that right right, I don't know. I don't know.
I mean, there's just been ahandy makes it look bigger when I

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use this one too, esus,your hand or the dick depends on what
we're talking about. It makes yourhandle right here, depends on who we're
dealing with. And if you dohave to do gay porn, do you
have boundaries like? Uh No,circumcised or uncircumcised. I think if I
was to do gay porn, it'dbe like circumcise men, only you think

(02:44:41):
Perr Danning and you're coming out floppyskin. It's just fucking weird. Uncircumcised
painis look weird. One boundary you'remaking your rule for being in porn,
right, and it doesn't have tobe gay porn, okay, just porn
and porn in general. What's yourone rule, lindsay, for porn you're
making so you're signing your contract tobe a porn star, you get freedom
of one rule that you are automatic, no, no matter what. What

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is your rule? If I'm goingto be in a threesome one guy,
I'll do it with another girl,but only one guy. Okay, I
don't hate that. No, Idon't hate that. That's interesting. Not
where I thought you were going togo. So that kudos on you.
Okay, what's yours, gimpie?You gotta have a rule. Yeah,

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we're just say I know you're like, I don't have a rule, but
no, no, there's rules.We're just assuming that kids and animals are
not in the pictures, like verytraditional legitimate porn everything, Like no,
I thought she was going to sayno vomiting. I'm like, well,
that feels pretty extreme, but okay, right right, I just wanted to
make sure that that was off thetable and not you know you good fucking
Rover involved, because you said,you know, no anal, then no

(02:45:54):
dicks in my general area. Iguess if it's one rule, I don't
want any other dicks in my area. One in your mouth, Well,
no, that's not my general area. No, no dicks in my general
area. No. Not that feelslike no, it's not. It's not
two rules. It's just no dicksin my porn. You'll do gay porn,

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you just don't want to take cayporn. I'm not whoever said I
was going to do it. Isaid, no dicks in my general area.
But if you're with the dude frombehind, you are not taking a
No, you're not taking it.But there's no dicks in my general areas.
So again, so no three noair tights, no air tights,
no, no, I guess Iguess not no, No, no two

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dudes, one girl, threesomes.No, this is my one rules.
So it's like, you keep allother dicks away from me. We're good.
No, because I'm not you know, I'm not saying they know no
three. I guess that is thesame rule or whatever. But uh but
yeah, you keep your winger awayfrom me. She's a one dick guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'sone dick guy, and it's my

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dick. Yeah. Those are allreally good rules, right right. And
I'm not rule. I'm not nomulti year like, I'm not pokooing either
one of yours. I'm just tryingto I'm just trying to come up with
I'm just trying to come up withsomething a little different, for sure.

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No effigy of young girls. Okay, so like no schoolgirl outfits, right,
no, you know, sitting ondaddy's lap, right right, no
team whatever, weirdness if you lookyoung now, yes, even I'm out.
We've had this gal. She's fortysix, but she looks like she's

(02:47:43):
fifteen, right, Because the ideais then, like you did porn.
Yeah yeah, but never teen porn, right right? Never, never gay
porn, right, Never two dicks. That's the argument you're trying to have
pretty much pretty much outside of that, fucking sign me up. Yeah,
I could never know no younger youngertotally for a little while, but I

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feel like I'd end up with likeone of these bitches. You know,
they're like, well, we wantyou to do, we want you to
you know, let this person shipin your mouth. I'm good, I'm
good. Listen. There's this wholething of you think I'm gonna go let's
just use the this is hypothetical.I'm gonna go to LA, I'm gonna
be an actor. And then youget there and there ain't. They ain't
fucking handle those out at the airport, and everybody fucking goes to LA to

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be an actor. And then you'rea waiting and you're like, well,
hey, you get like fucking Glindathe Goodwitch. He's like, I got
you a gig, Like okay,it's kind of some nudity. You're like,
okay, right because they got toeat too, and they send you
on a gig and you're like,shit, my rents, do my mortgage,
I need fucking food, my gastank's empty, right, everything.

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And that documentary called I think it'scalled Tickled. That's what that documentary is
about, is that the guy wouldwait until people were in a fucking pickle,
right, and then he'd go,well, if you just do this
tickle video, right, I'll payyou X amount of dollars and then they
try to get out of it,and he would go, if you do,
I'm sending this video to all yourfamily members. Wow, okay,

(02:49:16):
they've all tickled me before, soand you know your church and whatever.
The fuck yeah, I'm going tothe implication. The implication is far worse
than what could even possibly happen.Oh absolutely, because again you've got to
be somebody with some good mental fortitudeand boundaries to be like, fuck,
you send it then right? Ifthey don't like me, then oh will

(02:49:37):
is what it is? If atickle video is what turns them on me,
then whatever it is, what itis. I feel you. So
you easily go to Vegas and you'relike, I'm gonna be a porn star.
And then when you realize there's nota fucking lie. There's a lot
of fucking weird armed people out there, you're you're fucking one hundred in line,
even if there's fifty right, you'restill fifty line and get yourself higher

(02:50:03):
up in the chain to be numberone. Called right, we gotta do.
What you gotta do is right,which means you might have to have
as you say a dick in yourgeneral at Yeah, good, because then
you're like, shit, I don'tgot no money because I've been depressed because
I don't have a I can't geta fucking gig, and I've been fucking

(02:50:24):
smoking weed like they're gonna steal itfrom me. I think I'm just gonna
go ahead and move home. Back. I can't back because I don't have
any money. I'm gonna start walkingnow. I say, slide away from
you, play fast. Absolutely,I get it. I get it.
It's a slippery slope that porn industryis. And I'm not saying these are
similar, but as someone who hasbeen on a movie set, it's fucking

(02:50:48):
slow, right, It isn't allday a fucking right, it is shoot
this scene eight times, and thenthere's the fun. If you've seen they
have some of those behind the scenesporns or whatever, right, and women
are bitching about other women's personal hygiene. Yeah, it's not near as good.
You don't get that in the videosyou're watching, But you got to

(02:51:11):
think about all that rotten snatch that'sbeen pounded by cock after cock after cock,
and so many different specimens loaded upinside him. Don't shower right after
or before, you don't know rightexactly. Smell is an important factor.
There's a reason there is not youknow, four D man porn, all

(02:51:33):
right, what do they call that? Immersive mores a porn? Yeah,
really, go theater and then shootsa smell into your nose or you know,
the wind it blows something in yourface like it's raining those porns.
And then behind scenes where it showsthe guy who's like just giving the girl
the business and he's being like allChad, like uh huh, and then
they go cut and he's like wasthat good? Right, You're like,

(02:51:56):
oh shit, he's goad. Yeah, he's just doing what he's gonna due
to make some fucking pain. He'slike, don't putting near me in my
general area. It's like, you'llpay me how much because of my big
dick? Yeah? The other sideof porn, Yeah it is. There's
no way I'm happy sitting on thisside. That's it. On this side

(02:52:18):
of the monitor. I'd rather watchand try to emulate than be in.
Right. Yeah, yeah, sweatsweat right ripping on you and then they
get that on you for whatever reason. Oh god, I could never spit
that. So you just swallow heron. You told you've heard the story

(02:52:41):
from me of a girl and shewanted me to piss on her. And
I was like adding like I wasasleep because I was like, well,
maybe no, maybe just a littletinkle. Dude. I can stay fright
sometimes by myself. If you talkto me in the bathroom, I can't

(02:53:05):
fucking piss. What makes you thinkwith some naked girl next to me,
I'm gonna be like, here yougo, here's your two drops. Baby.
You guys have a great week.