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He's in at nine again Jeff Finsleyfrom Hensley and Associates. We talked last

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week about the Tom Brady roast,and I watched some of it, and
a lot of it I just caughtup on this morning. It might be
the most raunchy and uncomfortable roast Ihave ever watched to hear Tom Brady talk

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the way he did. Oh Holy. Caught a little bit of it on
the TikTok because I don't have theNetflix or whatever, but it popped up
and I was like, oh,yeah, I forgot that was going on,
and I'm like, bro, yeah, unfiltered tom Brady's awesome. Oh
wow. Okay, there was somereally good highlights. I'm gonna play a
bunch, but some of them.One of them that I cannot play was

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this comedian who is a lesbian anddescribed though even though she loves the Patriots
and Tom Brady, she detailed describedhow she wants to have sex with them
one last time so she can haveone last completion. That's hilarious. It
was so uncomfortable. Another one,and I can't play just because the number

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of bombs in there is. JasonEldeman was talking to Bill Belichick and how
Belichick would just yell at the guys, going, hey, a holes,
the effing Foxborough High School could makethat play, and everybody is laughing,
you know, and he's like,and he under his breath goes, I've

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been waiting so long to do this. He goes, hey, coach,
hey asshole, right, that's whathe said, and he goes, uh,
the only job you can get isat effing Foxborough High School. Oh
my god. Just uncomfortable. SoI've got some of them. Even goes
after Chiefs fans, which is fantastic. So here is uh, it's a

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little bit of grond, you know, Gronk getting roasted. I mean everybody
does. And so this first oneis, uh, nicky glazer. Tom
also lost thirty million dollars in cryptomHow did you fall for that. I
mean even Gronk was like me,no, that not real money, Like
pretty good, right, she's excellent? She Yeah. I find I find

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myself getting fatigue on her comedy comedybecause her delivery is the same on everything.
The self deprecation is just you're like, Okay, I get it,
you're a whore. Yeah, butyeah she is funny. Uh. And
then there's this one. Everybody asksme, which ring is my favorite?
I used to say that next one, but now that I'm retired, my

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favorite bring is the camera that coachBelichick slinking out of that poor girl's house
at six am a few months ago. Hey you still got it, Belichick,
just sitting there taking Remember we werelike, I don't know, man,
we were way wrong. Yeah.There was no big surprise, by

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the way, but it delivered bigtime, and the uncomfortableness just kept coming.
They went after Jossel too, whichwas uncomfortable and you could see him
going, Okay, can we stopbringing up my ex wife? Right?
Was she there? Oh? No? Would you show up to a roast
of your ex? Maybe? So. There's a podcast YouTube show called kill

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Tony, and for those who don'tknow about it, it is awesome.
It's a live roast that happens,and it's comedian just coming up roasting.
Sometimes they miss a lot of timesthey don't. It's super uncomfortable. Tony
Hitchcliff's is the host and this ishim edited I edited out like all the
comedy laughing tracks. So it's justhammering people one right after another. Some

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of them are tens, some ofthem are eights. Tom is afraid of
the giants, which is why KevinHart is hosting Tonight all night. He's
been using the stool that Aaron Hernandezkicked out from under him. So Kevin
is so small. That is thenumber of times they went after Aaron Hernandez,
who unbelievable, so small that winhis ancestors picked cotton. They called

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it deadlifting. Clearly, your exwife takes after you. I hear she's
out there training balls right now.WHOA And he's just NonStop and he goes
I mean, he attacks everyone.You, Tom, you have the same
fan base as Kyle Rittenhouse Gronk.I'm happy you could take a break from
writing Santa letters to be here today. I knew you were here when we

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were all out of chocolate milk backstage. You look like the final boss in
George Floyd the video game. Jeffis so Jewish he only watches football for
the coin toss. Nick Nikki hassuch a bad eating disorder, the industry
keeps shoving her down our throat.You might recognize over our podcast appearances,
specials and winning the Triple Crown.At Churchill Downs, you might recognize Kevin

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is the jockey that wrote her.That's Churchill Downs the race track. Not
to be confused with what Jeff Rosslooks like when he smokes a cigar.
Sam Jay and O bes African Americanlesbian. So by having here, Netflix
checked off a lot of boxes.Santon Schultz, I'm glad you took a
break from watching YouTube videos on howto tap up black dudes correctly? What

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is his name? Tony Hitchcliff.Okay, and he's getting ready to go
after Burt Kreischer, and he's gotthis joke is just fantastic. And then
his last joke is so pop culturecreative and just because it's something that happened
within the last three days or whatever, and it's just the best joke he
has. So again, this TonyHitchcliff at the Tom Brady Rose last night.

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Schultz's mom is a professional ballroom dancer, which means she's a stripper that
talks too much. Bert Kreischer isa king. He looks like at the
Tiger King and the Liver King,only ate Burger King and had a liver
that looked like Martin Luther King gotbeat up by Rodney King. And how
about the timing of that joke?Like and how about the parents from the

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Great ron Burgundy huh ron Burgundy show? Like Will Ferrell showed up as ron
Burgundy and it was very ron Burgundy. But the best part about it was
he got the crowd to chant thatTom Brady is Eli Manning's bitch, like
everyone yelling it. It was sofantastic. Ah ah whales Vagina, which

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minds me? Kim Kardashian's here,She's had a lot of black men celebrating
her end zone. Kim. Wordof advice, close your legs. You
have more public beef than Kendrick andDrake. Wow. I just love a
good roast where it's just rapid fire. I'm here for business. Speaking of

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business, Ben Affleck sucked. Hewas so bad, so bad, I
mean, I don't even know whyhe would do it. Why would any
of them do it? Right?I mean, unless unless you're comedian.
Anybody else had somebody write their jokesfor him. Uh, Drew Bledstone's gonna
come up, and he nailed it. He had two jokes. He had

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two jokes that were like, oh, well done, m Kardashi, thank
you so much for being here.So this is Tom Brady obviously, and
he's taken a turn. I knowKim was terrified to be here tonight,
not because of this, but becauseher kids are home with their dad,

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because don't know her dad. Thedad is Kanye West, who's straight,
a little bit from normal society.You look crazy. Yeah. So so
here's Drew bledsoee. So hey,look, but you know you have more
rings than I do. But I'veexperienced a couple of things that you will

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never experience. The feeling of beingthe number one overall draft pick in the
NFL and the twenty eighth wedding anniversaryit was yesterday. Oh damn, he
didn't write that joke. It's possible, but it's just done too well.

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Right. Oh yeah, Dana Whitewas there and he did There was some
weirdness with the live part because theywere trying to stay on time, and
so they would go out into thecrowd. And for comedians, you would
think they'd be able to improve well, and they're just like, hey,
we're glad you're here, and yeahwe're good. Good time everybody has You're
like, yeah, what are younews anchors? Right? But anyway,

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so Dana White, he went outcrowded. Dana White had a couple.
Tom, you played for the Patriotsfor so long that I was actually starting
to feel like you were from Boston. Then I saw you run and I
was like, no, he's definitelyfrom San Francisco. Pretty good. Right,
We've already talked about the crypto,So here's Bill Belichick going after Tom.
We've already talked about the crypto currency. I'll stay away from that one,

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but I see your soccer team inBirmingham City got knocked down to another
tier in the in the English FootballLeague. So you know, for those
not familiar with English football and theinstracracies to their obscure regulation system, just
let me say, I'll like putit in English for you. They suck.

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Not so easy running a team,is it? Tom? Just popping
Tom for saying he ran the team. Buffalo fans call themselves the Bills Mafia.
How are you the mafia? Atleast the mafia has a ring you
can kiss? Brilliant, right,goes after Kansas City. Oh, the

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var for Pittingtriot tight ends was ohno, this is him going after the
just making fun of the Patriots.Oh the var for Pittingtriot tight ends was
pretty low back then, block catch, don't murder. And then here he
is going after Kansas City fans talkingabout the stadium. Stadium is the loudest.

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It helps when all your fans arefourteen year old girls. Pretty good,
and in honor of Tata, let'stake look at the chiefs eras terrible
for fifty years, good for fiveshake it off? Pretty good? Right?
Yeah, yeah, he did prettygood for someone who doesn't do comedy.

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Belichick nailed it. I would sayhis awkward delivery is almost good enough.
Like he could be a comedian,right because it was so like clunky
and like it felt intentional, right, but it was it was money man,
it was They didn't let off thegas on anyone. Yeah, which
is what I want a roast tobe uncomfortable. I just have always seen

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it on Comedy Central. And havenot heard, you know, really bad
words. I'm not saying like badlike I'm five. I'm saying bad words
like your mom. You'd be embarrassedto watch in front of your mom,
right right. You're like, ohno, and that's what you want to
roast? I do? Yes,absolutely, no, you want. I
was thinking, like, the abilityto write roast comedy is what's the worst

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thing I can say about you?Mmmm? That's it? Yeah, that's
it. How uncomfortable can I makethis for you? Tom Brady had a
nine to eleven joke, okay,and he said, uh, he made
him. I'm gonna clump through this, but like he said that, the
uh, A lot of people willremember that faithful day in September when two

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jets collided into Drew Bledsode. Damn, because that's what caused him to become
Tom Brady. Oh you're just likeyeah, dang Bert Kreischer and Segoro went
all in on Tom Brady saying he'slike a serial killer, and they went
through all the attributes of serial killersand what tom Brady has, even comparing

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him to Hitler. Oh wow,oh damn, right all in Yeah,
that would never happen on like ComedyCentral. No, no, no,
But because you can do it onNetflix, you can get away with a
lot more and it live. Icould be wrong, but I don't know
if Comedy Center or Netflix was allset with dumping things, right, But

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would they have to? Would theyhave to because it's not over broadcast television,
right, So I don't think theywould have to worry about censorship or
dumping stuff like that. I don'tknow. I mean, they still have
like I would think they'd still havesome things they want to avoid, but
maybe not. I don't know,right right, right, because anybody can

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get on Netflix and watch anything,you know, It's it's not like there's
age restrictions or whatever. I don'tknow. There was a last time that
Tom Brady rose there was a Hummasjoke and it was like, oh my
gosh, it was so uncomfortable.Uh yeah, I can't. I wanted

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to find it really quick. Butwhen you hear it, you go,
dang it, Like is that okayfor them to do that? But yeah,
you're right. I think you're right, Gimbie, Like, there's not
they can't really block it out rightright, right? Right? I wonder
if they're going to be I'm surethey are replaying it, right, I
mean it was ran live last nightor whatever, so surely they can just

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keep it go work. Oh yeah, they'll have it well, like find
somebody with Netflix. Yeah. JulianEdelman made a Hummas joke after he made
a black joke to Kevin Hart.He said, Kevin, I know a
lot of people tonight are gonna makeshort jokes. Not me. I'm here
to make black jokes. Jillian Edelmansaid, some things you're like, oh

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my gosh, like that is thatis some rough stuff. I would love
to play the Belichick stuff, buthe played it was there was so much
profanity, but like, here's oneof the Edelman ones. I'll try to
clean it up. Everybody asked mehow big gronkx blank wash don't worry.
I heard it gets the job done. But the other Patriots tied in man

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and he was hung, Oh no, you're like bro, he was all
in for sure. Uh yeah,nonetheless, I would recommend it. Yeah,
I want to see how bad BenAffleck was. Oh my gosh,
I bet I could play a clipfor you because he just is an example

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of comedy is a delivery, right, It's about timing. It's about knowing
when to hit the punchline, howto quickly deliver the setup or not.
Okay, all right, yea,but he went like he made it personal.
And what I mean by personal ishe decided to go on the defense
personal and you're like, what areyou doing? And if you don't know,

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you would think as an actor,your delivery would be pretty good.
But if you're just reading lines,this is supposed to be comedy, you
know. And if you're not acomedic actor at all, whatsoever? You
know, you just I read mylines and going about my business. You
know, people see why you failed. Yeah, people go to a roast
or watch a roast because they wantto laugh and be uncomfortable. They don't

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want to lecture on etiquette of theinternet because your wife is getting trashed in
the internet right now. So itwas I don't think it was a good
look for him. Just do yourdunkin Donuts commercials, bro. Yeah,
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Corbyn Gimpean Lindsay with what's going on? News quakies from The Big Man Morning
Show in nineties out of five AMoDMan shoots an alligator with a rifle while
illegally dumping tires so airis later.Arena Tornez, forty year old man is

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facing several criminal charges regarding an incidentthat happened on March seventeenth. On that
day, officers visited an area ofprivate property on Buggy Creek Road. This
happened in Orlando, and the areahad a fence around it and a no
trespassing sign at the entrance. Thegate, however, was open and about

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a thousand tires were found in thearea, and just over two weeks later,
officers responded and positioned themselves at agood vantage point to see who was
arriving in dumping tires there. That'swhen they spotted arresolator and his vehicle into
the property. He allegedly aimed arifle outside the window and started firing shots

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towards the water. According to thereport, he then got out of his
minivan and continued to open fire.When he put the rifle away, he
went to the back of his trunkand began unloading tires. Officers approached him,
conducted a traffic stop, and tookhim into custody. He said he
was shooting at the gates because hedidn't want to be attacked. He felt

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threatened, and that's when they said, well, number one, you know
you can't shoot the gaiters and youdefinitely can't be dumping tires on private property.
The Department of Environmental Protection is alsoseeking to charge additional violations from their
own investigation. The comments section ofthis story is like, this is what

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happens when you let illegals in.I don't know who needs to hear this
just because it's a name that doesn'tsound American, right, doesn't mean they're
not here illegally or illegally. Yeah, So the police positioned up to find
out who was illegally dumping, yes, because they were. He was never
given permission to dump the tires onthis private property. And now they believe

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that he was working with a tireshop. So the tire shop knew about
this property and they were they've hiredthis guy to like come and dump all
these tires. Sure, but thepolice positioned up, Yeah, they did
all stakeout. Yeah, for illegaldumping. I'm not saying it's not important.
I'm not saying this guy, thisguy should There's no other way that

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could have done it, like ahunting camera something anything. Then put the
man power there. Yeah, twocaps sitting in a car eating cheeseburgers and
donuts, just waiting for some guyto pull up with his beat up F
one fifty right, right, Ithink that's our guy. And he gets
out and he's like friend shooting analligator. One of the comments like the

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alligators just mind his own business.Yeah, First of all, gators always
mind their own business. They're justdicks. Exactly exactly what it's his property
of anything. It's you came onthe gators property. It's one thing too,
like I'm not a fan of illegaldumping. It's one thing when you

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just dump something and then you gothrough a fence or through a gate to
make the dump right, that's awhole other. Like you really like I
could maybe hear and have a slightbit of empathy for the argument of throwing
it on the side of the roador whatever in a vacant lot. But
when you go through a fence,it is quite clear, right, you

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are not supposed to be here.That's why they put the fence up with
a sign that says no trespassing.I'll go with you can't read right,
sure, for but a fence,is it pretty much universal or you just
don't know how to read a universalsign of this isn't for you. Handcuff
man hits an officer with a forciblythrown cheeseburger. This comes out of Florida,

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where a seventy three year old mansaid, yeah, right, Joseph
Delancey is his name. Now,he was at this convenience store and he
had already been trespassed at this conveniencestore once. So he shows up again
and they call the cops on him. Makes good sense. Officers shows up
and they're like, hey, man, you gotta leave, and he wasn't

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listening. So they went ahead andwent to go to cuff the guy and
he's holding half a cheeseburger and theytell him several times, say, man,
put the cheeseburger down, put theburger, dude on the ground,
but he wasn't doing it. Sothey ended up cuffing the guy anyway,
with the cheeseburger still in hand.And that's when, according to the officer,
anyway, he forcibly thrown this cheeseburgerat him, which hit him in

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the thigh and got cheeseburger juice allover his leg. Anyhow, they eventually
got him fully cuffed and they tookhim in for misdemeanor trespassing and then fell
in a battery on a law enforcementofficer. Now stop all right now the
first time though, listen, thiscat's been. He's got some good pre
priors. Man. Attempted murder isone of them. Okay, fraud and

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aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.So that was when he tried to hit
a cop with a middle pole.A couple of years back. So guy's
dangerous. Man, the guy's dangerous. So I'm confused because I thought the
headline need it sound like he washandcuffed and then threw he was I don't
know how he did it. Imean I was trying to figure this out.

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But I mean, he got yourhand, and if you got the
cheeseburger in your hand, just kindof I don't know, twist your whole
body and forcibly throw it that way. I don't know. I don't know.
But they said he was in cuffswhen he threw the book at him.
I mean, you could probably throwit over your head, but it's
not gonna be No, you're notthrowing it over your head. No,
no, no, no no no, I don't think so it would have

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to go to the side, leftor right. I don't know. We
need some cheeseburgers and some handcuffs andput this to the test, right,
not it. I'm not going firstto handcuffs on your fools. And it
hit him in the hit the officerin the thigh, right, so it's
not like he even got above thewaist. Oh my thigh, right,
you got burger, you got burgerjuice. They got to ketch up pickles

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everywhere. Man, the juicy burgermust have been cooked right then, and
his ability to hold onto it.Usually they try to get you to let
go of what you're holding when theyhand out. Why did they just take
it out of his hands before theygot it? Feels like a lot of
negligence on the apprehension. Man foundguilty of shooting neighbor over dog poop dispute

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Miami dag was staying in Florida.Miami Dade County. Man is facing up
to life in prison after he wasfound guilty of killing his neighbor nearly nine
years ago. A jury found theday for People's Silver seventy seventy five year
old Omar Rodriguez of second degree murderand aggravated assault. Authorities say he shot

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Jose Ray inside their neighborhood over anargument on Father's Day in twenty fifteen.
The victim's dog was trying to goto the bathroom in Rodriguez's son's sons yard
before Ray was shot three times.Rodriguez is scheduled to face sentencing next month.

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Y'all just get worked over up overthings. I get the annoyance of
a dog crappit in your I getit. Some of you take extreme care
and maybe go a little over thetop with making your yard look beautiful,
and because it's important to you,no problem with that. It's just dog
crap. You could literally grab ahose to spray down. You'll never see

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it again. You don't even dothat. You just let it go and
maybe it'll make a yellow stain andit'll be fine. To kill someone over
right over by the way, noteven his yard, right. He was
just so offended. So there's aneighbor near my mom's house and they have
like multiple signs in their yard thatsays, my yard is not your dog's

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toilet. Come on, wow,to go get multiple corrugated boards printed and
then to put them in their yardand move them when you mow and then
put them back. That is some. That is some deep down this is
a thing that I want to fightthing. Everybody's got to have their hill
man, and that's it. Somepeople are like super protective of their yards

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in that way. We're like nearmy where I live, there are people
that put we don't have curbs theybut they put like rocks on the grass,
And I'm like, what I mean, I get it. You don't
want people pulling up on your grass, you know, and that makes perfect
good sense, but it's a doglet them crap. Well, to me,
the idea of putting the rocks there, I could if I really wanted

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to drive up on the yard,I just go around because you're not making
a full line, they're spaced out. And two I don't think that's your
property. Well, then the rocksare just killing the grass too, right,
But I also have nobody and theylook stupid. They're not like decorative
or anything. They're just like rocksyou find on the side of the road
or whatever went out to the lake. Yeah. Yeah, and they're all

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different shapes and sizes and you're like, Okay, that'll teach somebody. Or
when there's a garage sale, somepeople put up little signs that say no
park you know, they buy orangecones and put orange cones so you can't
parked. It's awesome, it's awesome. I guess they don't have enough to
love. No, they got tolove their yard too, all right,

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five. Let's see what Lindsay hasfor Balls to the Wall Sports. Saturday's

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Kentucky Derby earned a distinguished spot inrace history by being the closest finish since
nineteen ninety six. A photo finishshowed that Mystic Dan, a seventeen to
one shot as the race began,took the victory, nosing out Sierra Leone
and forever Young. Race favorite Fiercenesswas anything but finishing fifteenth in the field

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of twenty horses. Wagering on thisyear's Kentucky Derby was a record setting with
two hundred and ten point seven milliondollars, but on the race, the
record passes last year's race by twentymillion dollars for most money bet on a
Kentucky Derby. Total betting on KentuckyDerby Day was also a record, at
three hundred and twenty point five milliondollars. The figure bested last year's number

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by two hundred and eighty eight pointseven million dollars. I'm not a big
horse racing guy, but he youknow, they say he won by a
hair. He won by a flarednostril. How about that? That's how
close it was. The first roundof the NBA Playoffs is in the books.
The Cleveland Cavaliers locked up the finalspot in the Conference Semifinals with a

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one O six to ninety four takedownof the Orlando Magic in Game seven at
Rocket Mortgage field House. Donovan Mitchellpoured in thirty nine points to help the
Calves advance, where they will squareoff against the Boston Celtics. The action
continues tonight with a pair of highlyanticipated contests in the East. The New
York Knicks host the Indiana Pacers inGame one at Madison Square Garden on TNT

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at six point thirty. Out West, the reigning champion Denver Nuggets aim to
even up their series against the surgingMinnesota Timberwolves in Game two in the Mile
High City at nine pm, alsoon TNT. And the Dolphins have added
a former top playmaker to their roster. ESPN reports Odell Beckham Junior agreed to

(33:53):
a one year, three million dollardeal to join Miami. The receiver can
earn up to eight point twenty fivemillion with incentives. The thirty one year
old is expected to be a solidthird option behind studs Tyreek Hill and Jalen
Waddle. Beckham suited up for Baltimorein fourteen games last season and caught thirty
five passes for five hundred and sixtyfive yards and three touchdowns. The twelfth

(34:15):
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thousand yards to go with fifty ninetouchdowns across his nine year career with the
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Worst of the weekend. What's thebest thing that happened this weekend and the
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(35:50):
of your weekend was to the phonenumber eight two nine four five, or
you can call it nine one eightfour six. Oh kmod lindsay what was
the best and what was the worst. The best of the weekend was the
fact that it was a wedding weekendand our dear friends, the Lovely Bread
and Michelle got married. And thewedding was absolutely perfect. Saturday, I

(36:13):
got up to the venue around elevenam as a bridesmaid. We all did,
and spent the day getting ready andI had, oh, let's see,
a can of bio freeze from myback and I think I went through

(36:35):
it the entire can, spraying it, just making sure that I could walk
in my heels and I was ableto. It was great. I think
it was Saturday morning when my steroidshot actually kicked in because I had that
done on Thursday night, and soyeah, I mean it was just beautiful.
The ceremony was perfect and Michelle lookedradiant. She was stunning. There

(37:02):
was no problems that I was everaware of. Everything just went beautifully.
It was just a great day night. The worst part of my weekend was
coming to the realization that it's timeto spend money on a new mattress at
home. So been about I thinkit's almost eleven years old, could be
eleven years old by now, andit's just it's lost its firmness. So

(37:28):
this time, yeah, it istime for a new one. And I
know how expensive they are, sobut it's time to pull the trigger and
get a new mattress. Best andworst the weekend. What's the best thing
that happened this weekend? And theworst thing that happened this weekend? Give
me what's the best and what's theworst? I mean, yeah, we
were all involved in this wedding,so I guess that has to be the
best part of it. I've neverbeen like, I've been invited to a

(37:51):
few weddings, but I've never beenlike, you know, invited to be
a part of it, you know, with the exception of like my parents'
wedding when I was like seven.You know, you're the ring beer.
Thanks, I needed a roll,like, right, It was not really
that we wanted you there. Weneed a body to fill the spot,
right, right. So he hadasked me to be the best man,
which is pretty awesome. Second timein my life I've ever worned a tuxedo,

(38:15):
and they did good. Taylor lerringit up to match my uneven appendages,
you know, so it seemed towork out just fine. But yeah,
it was a lot of fun.We spent the entire day drinking.
Like I got there at ten o'clockbecause I was told to be there at
ten o'clock. Did nobody else showup to like ten thirty, So I
was just sitting there chilling in theparking lot, and then no one was

(38:35):
there. Nobody. You were thevery first person. I even beat the
lady who owns the venue there andshe lives next door. Yeah, but
hey, you tell me to bethere at a certain time, I'm on
be early, right, That's justhow I am, all right. But
yeah, they gather like ten thirtyand it's like here's a can. Started
drinking first thing, right, andthen continued all day long. It was

(38:58):
pretty awesome, but it was goodtime. It was really good time.
The worst part of the weekend,I guess, if I had to pick
something, it would be feeling likea total ass for the first half of
the day yesterday because of the wedding. Yeah, I know, I just
hung over af and then uh.You know, it seemed to wear off
right right before we had to goto uh Los Collos and Jinks for their

(39:22):
Sinkle to Mile Block party. Soat least I wasn't, you know,
still feeling like hammered ass when Ishowed up there, So that was good.
How great was our server? Ud? He was so awesome? He
was on para Yeah, yeah,like he full of energy, yes,
real friendly, you know, didn'tfeel like I don't want to be there.

(39:43):
It also helped that, you know, he was a fan and whatnots
like that, So I mean,I don't care, it's either way,
man. Yeah, it was awesome. It was awesome that Jimmy Changa.
Man, that did me just right. Dude. I mention food always fix
this problems. Yeah, I toldyou guys, yes, yes, And
I'll go home. I'm on I'mgonna turn on some TV and I'm just
gonna chill for the rest of theday. And that's exactly what I did.

(40:06):
And I peeled myself off the couchabout like eight o'clock and I was
like, all right, it's timefor bed, so we'll go feel great
this morning best and worst of theweekend. What's the best thing that happened
this weekend, and the worst thingthat happened this weekend BMMS and whatever that
is to eight two, nine fourfive, or you can call it nine
one eight four six, oh kmodbest part of the weekend, I mean
it has to be that wedding.It was a fantastic wedding. Everybody looked

(40:30):
awesome, venue was awesome. Itwas cool to see everybody. Uh,
some people I hadn't seen in along time. Uh, so it was.
It was awesome. At six thirtywhen people were having trouble standing,
I was like, oh, that'sour crew. Yeah it was Uh.
I was like, it's six thirty. Yeah, the wedding just started.

(40:54):
They haven't even put out food yet. No, So that that was It
was definitely it was an awesome wedding. I told them both. It was
like one of the better weddings I'veever been to. So congratulations to them.
Uh. The worst part of theweekend would have to be having to
pay a ridiculous amount of money tohave my air conditioner fixed. Oh yeah,

(41:16):
did you finally get a fix though? Yeah? Good? Yeah.
And I always have this like expectationwhen something gets fixed, it'll be better
than it was. Not so much. Huh No, but I mean at
least it's fax. No, it'sfixed. It's not eighty in my house.
Yeah yeah, but yeah, mywife's like, you're crazy. It's

(41:37):
it's fixed. It's fine. Couldhave done at yourself, No, no
way. Best and worst the weekend. What's the best thing that happened this
weekend? And the worst thing thathappened this weekend? Uh? Best got
to go fishing for a little biton Yate Lake Ufalla. Worst, My
nine month old is dealing with adouble ear infection. Sucks for you.

(41:59):
No wonder you went fish? Yeah? Best saw Heart and Cheap Trick.
Worse lost eighty dollars at the hardRock. So I saw some video clips
of Heart. Yeah, plane prettyrough. Huh From what I saw,
she was pretty flat like it didnot sound it kind of sounded like Heart.

(42:22):
But it could have been just aclip by a couple clips I saw.
Huh Yeah. Maybe that was ofall the clips they took. Maybe
that they just happened to catch whenshe was flat right right. Well,
maybe you know, there could havebeen a couple of things going on there,
could have been the one of theirfirst shows, could have been one
of their last shows. You know, when you're on a tour or whatever,
seems like the ones in the middlethat's really really hit their stride.

(42:44):
You know, I'm just thinking maybethey just I mean, people are people
that can have bad days, ofcourse, but I kind of expect whether
you're the first part of the tourthe last part of the tour, you
need to come out and stride becauseas if you're paying for your tickets,
you don't go. It's fine,it was their first show. No,
you want them to be like Primedright exactly. I want to hear what

(43:04):
was on the album. Those daysare long gone, Oh dude for some
of these bands like that. Yeah, and I'm sure cheap Trick was exactly
cheap trick. Yeah. Uh andeighty dollars loosening. I think you made
out like a bandit no kidding.Best went to two shows in Oklahoma City
Friday and Saturday. Got to recordthe Friday night show, washed and wind

(43:27):
mealed my ass off Saturday night andpunched a man in the face. WHOA
what It's not a country show,by the way. Just so Worst rebroke
my right hand while crowd killing becausethe TikTok bitches tried to make it a
stupid push pit and I did notsneak into the show. There's a lot

(43:50):
of vocabulary there. I'm gonna haveto look up. Huh, right,
what is crowd killing? What whenyou win mill you just stick your hands?
That just doesn't seem right. Butwhat else I don't know is that
the dancing they did in American history? X sure sounds about right. The
best part was writing four wheelers inthe mud, worst legs are sore,

(44:16):
sore as hell. I'm sure thatis meant to be. There's a show
on A and E called Mud Something, and it is about people that go
and do this and do mug coursesand stuff like that with their four wheelers
and their whatevers. That sounds cool. It's not my jam, but man,
the show is pretty awesome. Youcould tell there's a little bit of

(44:37):
manufactured, you know, type ofthing, but it's a pretty good show.
I'm sure somebody's watched it. It'smud Something or other. I think
it's on A and E or maybeTLS, one of those type of shows
mud madness. Yes, yeah,all right, I'm gonna have to check
it out Discovery channels. Okay,I want to have to check this out

(44:59):
because I am into that sort ofthing. It looked like your wheelhouse,
you know, the mud drags andstuff like that, or you know,
hell even just going out and takingyour own vehicle and slinging mud. Hell
yeah, I'm gonna check us outfor sure. Yeah, I guess for
people that know the industry. TheJosh Carmen and Bryce Sparks rivalry heats up

(45:21):
well no, as they find upfor the lineup for the final event of
the Fall Mud Circuit. AJ debutsthe largest ATV in the world, just
in time to face Larry Oaks andMegan Rent Ryan and the season's nastiest Bounty
Hole. The names of some ofthe courses are pretty hilarious. That's so

(45:43):
if you're into that, it's it'sa pretty good show. Best went to
the casino and won a little overfive hundred dollars. Worst washing machine broke.
At least you have five hundred bucksto pay for it. Had Yeah,
Worst had to work on Saturday,and work sucked. Best I found
a pet baby turtle while at workand the family and the family let let

(46:06):
us keep him. Founder took TookSunday, had the Best bachelorette party,
all day drinking party, bus bowling, more drinking, and romance party.
What's a romance party like where youbuy toys? Sex toy party? You
got it? Yeah? See,guys, we make a mistake by saying
going to the strip club. Weneed to make it some like cutesy name

(46:29):
like romance party absolute because dilbo's arenot romance. Something Titledkong dong or octopus
tentacle, yeah, is not romance. It's terrifying. If you don't believe
me, go look up octopus tentacle. That's a real sex toy. Yes,

(46:52):
and they are freaky looking, they'rescary, and I could go into
more detail of how scary they canget, but you can do your own
research. I'll get it. Then, Worst came home to my nine year
old two hundred point school project needingto be done if you weren't drinking and
bowling and having dildo parties. Yeahhearing I'm out there bowling and looking at

(47:15):
the the shar truce squid tentacle,the exl best at my kids this weekend.
Worst I was on call this weekend. Uh no real best part,
just another weekend. Worst part ismy cousin moved back from New York and
ended up on my front porch unannounced, looking for a place to stay till

(47:37):
he finds a spot. My wifehates me right now, So if anyone
knows the cheap apartment, then sendhim there. Yeah, right, dude,
my cousin shows up needs a placeto stay, you give him at
least one day, right, likeone day, crash on the couch the
next day. I mean, Iguess this depends on what time they show
up, right, and how closeI am to them? Yeah, rude?

(48:00):
How long have I seen? Howlong has it been? Do we
talk every day? Have we talkedevery day every other day since you've been
in New York? Right? Haveyou made effort like trips? You're part
of our family? Are you justa fringe family member looking to suck on
the teat That's a good point there, right, because there is a difference.
If we're tight, like you're thebrother that I never had, then

(48:21):
that's one thing, right. Butif you just are I get a Christmas
card from you, if that oran occasional text message, and you show
up, No, I am notupheaving my life so you can sleep on
the couch and I don't know whatyou're up to, what drugs you're on,
what life you're living. Who's outfor you? Would you give them
cash to put them up in ahotel room? It keeps them out of

(48:44):
your house, right, And it'sjust enough cash for a hotel room for
one night. I mean, Idon't have I don't care cash, right,
so I guess I would go andset up. But then my cards
down, By the way, whatare you doing travel with no credit card?
Anyway? You can always cash athim if he has cash a right,

(49:07):
right, If he has cash apphe don't need me, right?
How old is he too, bythe way, right in his twenties.
He's like, you know, inthat transition phase of like eighteen to twenty
five, maybe twenty eight to thirtyfive, forty five. No, you're

(49:30):
an adult, bro, sort oflike your wife died or tornado wiped your
house out. Whatever. If you'rejust you've made a series of bad decisions.
I'm not I don't want to benow I'm involved. I'm answering the
door. Though. At least youcan't just be like, of course you

(49:51):
can, of course you can veryeasy hold the dog. It's very it's
very easy to not answer the phoneor the door. I see you with
there, I see you guys movingaround. I can hear you. Yeah,
ignorance is awesome, man, Ididn't earn know door bell you about?
Yeah? Worst lists, some money, lost some money playing poker with

(50:15):
the guys. Best one guy gotdrunk and showed nudes of his trophy wife.
God dang, wow, wow andawesome. But god dang right,
that's a weird flex Yeah, becausenow anytime those guys get around his old
lady, that's all they can seeis her nickad How awkward is that?

(50:36):
Right? Best in Cabo, Mexico, Saturday morning. Worst sleeping in the
car at the airport because plane waslate after one thirty am. That does
suck. Uh, who's only inMexico, New York for eight months.
We are close like brothers, butnot so much with my wife. He's
forty three. Yeah, you ain'tthat close because he didn't tell you he

(50:59):
was showing up. It ain't thathard to text, right, Well,
No, we're close. He showedup unannounced. Yeah, he had at
least fourteen hours easy easy, atleast a day unless he did tell him.
And he just didn't tell his wife. That's possible too, because he

(51:22):
knows. He said he showed upunannounced, so he didn't know. And
this says that person was stuck inTulsa to get on a plane. Ire
in Tulsa. Man, just gohome, right, Yeah, it's an
hour way. Okay, sleeping ina car, noop, All right.
We got to take a break.We got tickets to Hardy. We're gonna

(51:44):
give way. Hardy is gonna beover at the Walmart Imputator on Thursday,
May thirtieth. Take a break andwe'll be back. Tulsa's Morning Show,
The Big Man Boarding Show. Theassault continues the next thirty seven. Good

(52:08):
morning, It's the Big Mad MorningShow. Nine one, eight four six
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two nine four five. See whatGimbi has in his four by four Covida
says he that tornado outbreak forecast forcentral and US Midwest. Forecasters say a

(52:30):
storm front's currently dumping heavy rain andsnow in the northeast will bring severe weather
to the Midwest to central Plains bytoday intomorrow. Dangerous weather is predicted after
this afternoon from South Dakota to NorthTexas including large hail, damaging winds and
possible tornaders, and tomorrow the severeweather threat will move eastward into Arkansas,

(52:53):
Missouri, and Illinois. You havethe biggest problem they think they have with
this storm outbreak that's gonna happen todayor tonight is storm fatigue. People just
getting tired of hearing about warnings andthat they don't they won't take them seriously,

(53:13):
and that that could cause some problems. So I can see there that
would cost to me. They're like, hey, just be aware. Yeah,
Tornado Awareness Month, Yeah, boom. The biggest problem people have too
is they don't have their phones charged. Most people charge them before bed,
and if you try to charge yourphone and the power goes out, your
phone won't be charged. Or youhave it set up like when you go
to sleep that it's your phone's silentand you don't get alerts if there's a

(53:36):
warning. Right, That's how Iam stays on silent anyway. New York
City Caesar rise a monkey pox infectionssince a fall. The Health Department says
new cases of the monkey box areaveraging thirty six per month since October or
after ranging from two to twenty casesa month earlier last year. Officials have
their eye on a more severe strainof the illness that has surfaced and the

(54:00):
Conga. They worry that it couldspread here and Israel and Hamas ceasefire talks
stall out in Cairo, Prime MinisterBenjamin Netting Yahoo said that he cannot accept
Ramises' demands to end the war inGaza, despite earlier signs the negotiations were
close to a compromise. Ehamas delegationthat departed Cairo yesterday with no deal after

(54:23):
months of talks. Negotiations reportedly focusedon a new framework that called for the
release of hostages kidnapped from Israel inexchange for a temporary pause in the fighting.
And lastly, here Oilton outdoor warningsirens are not operations. Hilarious it

(54:44):
is it is? The Oilton FireDepartment says the city's outdoor warning sirens are
not operational at this time. Theysaid the sirens will be fixed this week,
but they encourage residents to have analternative method to receive severe weather alerts.
Oilton Fire says in the event ofsevere weather, they will drive around
with lights and sirens on to notifyresidents. It sounds better than nothing.

(55:10):
Sounds better than nothing, that's whatit says. Oilton Fire says in the
event of severe weather they will drivearound with lights and sirens to notify residents.
Oilton's west of town, by theway. It's like a thousand people
live there. But this is probablythe reminder that a tornado siren outside is
for people outside. Oh right,that's not You need to have your own

(55:32):
way to be alerted. If there'sa tornado, drive around with lots of
sirens. I'll let people know.But how do I know? How do
I know there's not an emergency likeyou're going to a fire? Right?
A future NFL Hall of Famer isnot closing the door on a possible return
to the gridiron. JJ Watt toldreporters at his annual charity softball game in

(55:58):
Houston that he would return to theTexans if they needed him this upcoming season.
The thirty five year old played thefirst ten seasons of his NFL career
with the Texans. He did notplay last season after spending the twenty twenty
one in twenty twenty two seasons withthe Arizona Cardinals. Watt has a MAST
five hundred and eighty six tackles andone hundred and fourteen and a half sacks
through one hundred and fifty one careergames. I didn't know there was an

(56:21):
idea that he may come back.It felt pretty final to me because he
kept getting injured and he was like, ah, I'd like to walk.
There was a thing I saw onlineand was talking about how I said,
Oh, it's a TV show andthe kid got suspended from school and they
were like, why did you getsuspended? And they were like wow.

(56:42):
I was telling people they don't needto go to college. And they didn't
really like that and they were like, that's it. They're like oh,
And they went on some other thingsand they're like that's it and they're like
and I also said that you're ifyou're playing football correctly, that's how you
get a concussion. Wow, whichisn't a lie. Yeah. I was
like, ah, that's pretty funny. But J J. Watt, he's
tired of getting injured, I thinkis the real thing. Right. But

(57:07):
they might need him, don't theyneed him? No? Texans, now
are they that great? They didokay? They were running for the playoffs,
so yeah, they'll be fine.Everybody's replaceable. They'll find another person.
A former NFL running back is callingit quits. Duke Johnson announced his
retirement from the league on Sunday.Right The thirty year old was originally selected

(57:29):
by the Cleveland Browns in the thirdround of the twenty fifteen draft. Johnson
also played for the Texans and MiamiDolphins before sitting out last year. After
appearing in just one game for theBuffalo Bills in twenty twenty two, the
two way backfield threat ended his eightyear career with more than five thousand total
yards to go with twenty three combinedtouchdowns. He only had five game appearances

(57:52):
in twenty twenty one. He saidhe had one game in twenty twenty two.
He didn't even play last season.So it's in three years he's had
six games. Yeah, you didn'tretire, No one wanted you it retire.
Yeah, smart on him, Yeahyeah. The American League's batting average

(58:14):
leader is going to be placed onthe injured list, according to reports,
Cleveland Guardians left fielder Stephen Kwan,who exited the team's game on Saturday with
a hamstring injury, is headed tothe ten day injured list for the athletic
He's hitting a whopping point three fivethree on the season and is second in
the American League with forty seven hits. MLB dot COM's fifty second overall prospect,

(58:37):
Kyle Manzardo, will be recalled fromthe Triple A Columbus to take Kwan's
roster spot. And that's your ballsto the Wall sports. I'm Lindsay on
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Our listeners are awesome, and thatis Joey. Hey, Joey, how
are you? How you doing today? Good man? Joey is forty eight
years old and a grandpa. Thatis some crazy stats, dude, that
you are forty eight years old anda grandpa. Congratulations, I appreciate it,

(01:00:30):
appreciate it. It's amazing feeling ishow long have you been a grandpa?
Seventeen months? Actually? Okay,A brand newbie. Okay, yeah,
and when you, uh, what'sthe best thing about being a grandpa
compared to being a dad? Everything? All right. I wake up in
the morning, I get to seehim on FaceTime or he's at the house.

(01:00:51):
Sometimes he stays with Papa, Soit's just getting up and watching him
look at me and smile, andI'm like, there it is. I
like that look. Yeah. Doyou sometimes think about because you were in
the army for twelve years? Doyou sometimes look at him and think about
a road less traveled? Like howthings could have been different because of your
time in the army? You know, I do. If had, I

(01:01:15):
know, went to the army,I wouldn't be where I'm at right now,
So I wouldn't have met the peopleI'm at. And you know,
with this baby being kind of turnedme around to not being such a mean
guy. Now I'm a nice guy. He's kind of sensitive made me sensitive.
Now. Yeah, congratulations on yourseventeen months of being nice. Yeah

(01:01:38):
exactly, I like it. Yeahgood. Why did you join the army?
Well, I was at twenty sixyears old and I wasn't really a
great person. Then I ended uphaving a baby on the way and I
was like, you know, Ithink I gotta do something. So ran

(01:01:58):
into the Marines and it listed andthen they couldn't get me off for six
months. I walk outside Army guysstanding outside the recruiter's office, flexis cigarette
and goes two weeks. So Iwalked over to the army recruiter and that's
how I got in. Just poachedyou right out from under the Marines.
Huh oh they were mad. Theywere mad. I'm bet, I bet?
And what was your specialty in theArmy? I was stilled artillery as

(01:02:22):
a red leg. I like toblow stuff up. Yeah, is that
what you wanted to do? UhNo, I didn't really know what I
wanted to do. That was justan option. They were like, hey,
you get to shoot big guns,and I was like, oh okay.
So I grabbed a hold of itand took it, and no,
I'm not one regret. I doit all over again. What does the

(01:02:45):
misconception people have that do that peoplehave about people that do big gun artillery?
Ah, well, that everybody thinksbig guns. They're like, oh
my god, that kills everybody.But you know, it's a it's a
very important piece of the military becausewe are called the king of battle for
a reason. You know, whenwhen we have a lot of overrun soldiers

(01:03:09):
and they need help, we wefire in there and we get them out.
There are casualties, of course,but it's part. It's part of
war. So the misconception is thatwe're just we're out there just to kill
people, and we're not. Imean, we do cover fire to where
we'll shoot over a city and whenwe do that, it gets their attention

(01:03:30):
enough to get our people out.So we're not always just there to take
our civilizations. Right, it's adisruptor, right to create a chaos so
the guys can get out right exactlyexactly, And what's your if you what
would be the thing you're most proudof doing a field artillery for that long

(01:03:51):
in the army, what's like ifwhat would be your bragging point? It
sounds like a weird thing to ask, but what is something that you're like,
man, this is that's something youlook back on that you were proud
of. Uh? I would Iwould probably have to say my best bragging
point and a lot of people wouldn'tunderstand it. But you have the queen
of battle, which is infantry.My proudest moment is when all these infantry

(01:04:15):
guys come up and they're like,yeah, well we get to we get
to kill people, we get todo this. Well that's that's good.
But we take out cities, wetack out blocks, we take out county
lines. We can take them out. So my bragging ride is we're the
most powerful in the military other thanthe bombers. What's the most scared you've
ever been in the UH being beingblown up six times in one day in

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the same vehicle by roadside bombs.That was my scariest. And that was
just a few weeks before I gotto come home, after our deployment was
going to be over, So thatwould probably be my scariest. So you're
near the end of your deployment andyou're you're in a vehicle and you guys
are just going along and a roadsidebomb goes off without any warning, any

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warning. No, we were Iwas doing what we call a right seat
ride, which is where we transferpower over to the next unit coming in,
and I was in the gunner's hatchand I was talking to him through
a head said telling him this isour route, this is the good parts.
And he goes, he goes,who clears the routes? I said,
well, the National Guard from Pennsylvaniawas doing it at the time.

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Well they didn't clear it that day, and I was like, yeah,
they're really good. We've never gothit in about I swear probably sixty seconds
after that, about a minute,we got hit. And what do you
remember it? Do you remember justa flash? Did it knock you unconscious?
I wrote, yeah, I wasunconscious for a minute and it rolled

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the vehicle over and then we pushedit back up and went down and another
one hit. I remember, noteven a boom. I remember it felt
like a mac truck hit me.And it was just like I was.
I was thinking to myself. Iwas like, oh god, it was
a space. And then I cameto and everything was ringing and I had
the worst headache I've ever had inmy life. Did it feel like was

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there a part of you when youwere starting to come to or maybe when
it happened that you felt like thiswas the end? Oh? Yeah?
Oh yeah? That. There wastwo thoughts. Either, I said,
I can feel it, I'm hurting, so I know I'm not dead.
And I was really extremely mad.I was so mad. I don't.

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I couldn't even explain how angry Iwas, but I was happy I was
still there. Kind of thing.I was checking my whole body. I
was like, I've lost something somewhere, but I didn't. So one goes
off, knocks you guys, thevehicle over. You guys, get a
backup, and as that's happening,another one goes off. Is that what
you said? Yeah, They wasprobably about thirty yards apart, and it

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was two miles from the fob wewere on, which is a forward operating
base, and it was just likea what they call a daisy chain.
One went off on this side,then we drove a little bit, and
another one went off until if thesixth one. I from what I remember
about the sixth when it finally shearedoff the front of the humbie. And

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was it a convoy of guys orjust you? It was eight vehicles.
It was a gun gun ship inthe front, gunship in the back for
a tail gunner. And then sowe kind of we were pointing our weapons
every other direction, kind of likea hair and bone, and that's where
you go left, right, left, right, left, right, And

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so it was I think it wasseven or eight vehicles going down through there,
and mine just happened to be thefirst one. I was the I
was the front gunner vehicle, andthat I was. I was the one
that got hit. And then thethird vehicle got hit too and it got
disabled immediately. Yeah, how oftendoes your mind go back to the twelve

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years that you served? Every day? Every day it's I go to sleep,
I'm thinking about it. I wakeup, I'm thinking about it,
not always the bad thing, butalso the good things I miss. I
miss my brother, you know,I miss the camaraderie. I miss just
being knowing that on my left andright I have people always watching me now

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being in the civilian world. Thatwas the hardest transfer back in the civilian
world because I was like, Idon't know if I got that, And
then I got with CVMA and that'swhat I found. So right, tell
everybody what that is. For thosethat don't know what that is. CVMA
is a Combat Veterans Motorcycle Association.A lot of people will see us around
Tulsa. We it's vets helping vets, and that's it's an amazing group of

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guys. It brought me right backinto the camaraderie of the military, just
without the uniforms. Yeah. Good, because of anything. These are people
that understand that mindset, not onlyof what you went through, but what
it's like to also try to reassociateinto civilian life, right Exactly. There's
a lot of help within within theCVM A. I can I can call

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one of my brothers a three inthe morning and say hey, I need
to talk, and somebody will talkto you. It's just it's I've got
It's actually almost better than the militarybecause I don't just have the army,
I've got every branch of the military. Right. They're ready to listen to
me if I need them, right, And that's I think that's the thing
that people don't understand that we're thatweren't in the military, or maybe even

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people of partners that served, isthat even though you have a like in
your case, you have a wifeof eighteen years and you could talk to
her probably about anything, but foryou to feel I don't want to you
say the word safe but comfortable totalk to her is not an easy thing.
Rather than maybe a guy who's inCBA you can speak to with no

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filter. Exactly. Yeah, Ikind of filter with my wife because I
you know, I don't there's somethings I don't want people to know about
me, to like civilian wise,and especially my wife, you know,
but she would never judge me.I just I don't pull it all out
there with these guys. I couldjust I could literally sit down and just
open up completely. Yeah, Ican imagine. I've had vets tell me

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that they don't want to put theburden of anxiety or stress on people that
they love every day, and theyknow that they can do that with other
vets, and there's no judgment isn'tthe right word. They don't have to
worry about what the observation or criticismwill be when you're sharing the experience with

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another VET. Exactly. Yeah,I mean even on that point, you're
right. Even rolling around in yourown vehicle today, if you have veteran
or you have served in Iraq,you'll see people. They will judge you
right away without even talking to you. So it's it's it's not like it
was back on nine to eleven wherethe whole came together and now people are

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looking at us like, oh,y'all are horrible people, and we're really
not. Why do you say thatis, why do you think they think
you're horrible? People? Like?What is? Has somebody said something to
you that made you feel that way? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I
had one one of my army shirtson. I wasn't a few years back

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and just at Walmart, you hadthis girl, she was younger girl.
She walked by and she goes,y'all are baby killers. I was like,
no, No, I don't thinkI ever just wanted to kill babies.
I never want to kill anybody.I just did what I had to
do. You were just doing yourjob, Yeah, yeah, just like
McDonald's worker makes a burger, that'stheir job. I had to do my

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job. So and she goes,did you enjoy it? And I'm like,
well, yeah, but I wasn'tkilling babies. I'm pretty sure I
killed more dogs than anything, youknow, and so but other than that,
I mean, it's just a judgmentof peace people. And like he
said, is the burden. Youdon't want to put that on anybody else.
And you know, there's two questionsthat people will ask you, what

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do you do in the army?And the second one always comes out,
how many people would you kill?And that's just I don't like it.
When people ask veterans that, becausethat's not something we want to remember on
a daily basis, right, Andit goes back to something that was said
to me. To take somebody's lifeis not something you take lightly, even
if that is what you are trainedto do to protect, Like, that's
not something that just is like youknow, making a peanut butter and jelly

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sandwich. It weighs heavy. Toimply that you don't think about that is
the wrong thought, right exactly?Yeah, no, it you know,
I don't after if people actually startedlistening and then we did open up and

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civilians, they're like, what doyou do? How many people they would
get scared? That's not something theywould great and asking that question if they
really knew the true answer to it. And that's what I try to explain
to people. I'm like, Idon't know, I don't even know if
I did. I just leave itat that because I don't again, don't
want to put that on them,And then they start thinking about it constantly,

(01:13:15):
and every time I see them,they're like, oh my god,
I'm so sorry. Ah, don'tbe sorry. You know, just like
on Veterans Day, people come upand they're like, hey, thank you
for your service. In reality,we should be thinking y'all because we Without
y'all, we have no reason todo the job we do. So on
Veterans Day I always look at them, I'm like, well, no,
thank you for supporting us and backingus up. It says to hear that

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you got bullied in the military becauseof your age. Any any brother,
any brotherhood or sister, any typeof fraternal situation, there's always some sort
of ribbing or rite of passage thathas to happen. So I'm intrigued by
the word bullied that got put inthere. What does that mean. I

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came in with people that were seventeen, eighteen, nineteen years old and I
was twenty six, and even thedrill gardens they were like, came in
a little late. I mean,nowadays you can come in late and it's
normal. But when I went inback in two thousand and two, they
would they'd be like, come on, old man, come on, old
man. Like I felt like Ihad to push harder. And I'm thinking,

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twenty six is not old. Imean I look twelve years old.
At the time. I was like, it's not that old. But then
we started running and doing all thephysical stuff. I was like, oh
my god, they're not wrong.The kids are running laughs around you.
Oh you're not lying. They comestraight out of high school from tracking football,
and I was just this guy thatwent from drinking at bars and partying

(01:14:47):
straight into this. And I waslike, oh, maybe I should have
went to another branch because this isthis is killing me. But about on
the seventh or eighth week of basic, like oh, this is easy.
And then we got to the whatwe call the gauntlet, which is part
last part of it, and Iwas like, yep, I made a
mistake, but I ended up makingit through and it was great. And

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now you still do all that running. No no, I promised myself back
in twenty fourteen, the day Igot out, I said, I'll never
run again. If if danger comesat me, I'm just going to stand
there or go towards me. I'mnot going to run away from me.
So twenty fourteen, you get out, What was that flight home? Like?
Were you on a commercial flight backor were you on a military plane

(01:15:32):
back? It was commercial. Itwas commercial, which thank god for that
because I see one thirties are loudand it's just not good ones. So
but no, we I got backand then I was leaving Fort Seal that
day, and within twenty four hoursafter that, I was a cop in
Hobbs, New Mexico. Really youwere a cop? Yeah for about six

(01:15:57):
months that That was not the jobI was intended to do, trust me
on that one. So how'd youget that? How'd you get arranged with
that job? Do? Is thatyou seek that out? Or did somebody
know somebody and got you in?No? When we it's called a capping.
When you go to get out,you go through a cap. You
go through all these classes and theyset you up with stuff, and there's
recruiters from different jobs there. AndI've seen this cool looking guy and this

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cool looking cop out and I waslike, well, that's almost like the
military. And he goes, yeah, we do the paramilitary stuff. I
was like, well, all right, And I had never even heard of
Hobbes, New Mexico, which ifyou all everyone don't go. It's a
horrible it's premium based in West Texas. It's just nothing. There's nothing there.
So he goes, how would youlike to be a cop and serve

(01:16:43):
the community. I was like,well, that sounds great. It's kind
of like what I'm doing now,and so I said yes, and he
goes, sign your name right here, we'll get you set up. I
was like, all right, that'swhat I did. That became a cop.
And then I got down there andI was like, oh, this
is a horrible place. I'd nevereven seen where I was going. I
just went kind of like a militaryI just go and that's that's where it

(01:17:08):
stood me. And I told mywife after six months, I said,
this is horrible. So I wentinto the oil field after that. Of
anybody I know that's ever been toWest Texas or Southeast New Mexico, they
always go. If you think you'venever you've been to the end of the
world, you have not if unlessyou've been to those places. Because West
Texas and Southeast New Mexico is desolate. It literally looks like Iraq. I

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am not kidding you. It does. I mean they have the sandstorms,
what we call schamols. They haveeverything just like Iraq. And I was
like this, yep, yeah,pretty much on a deployment living here.
So you become a police officer andthe do you what's the what is the
thing that happens where you go?This is not for me, what is

(01:17:54):
the moment, what is the thingthat happens that tells you. I got
to get out of here as soonas possible. Laying in bed with my
wife and she goes, I hatethis place, and I said me too,
So we jumped around. She goes, well, let's get out of
here. And then I got ajob offer in Montana, Bozeman, Montana,
and I was like, that soundsbeautiful. Never been up there.

(01:18:16):
So we went up there and itwas for the for the two months of
summer that we had there, itwas beautiful. And then when it started
snow and I got six foot ofsnow in my front yard in less than
thirty minutes, I was like,well, it can't be that bad.
And then we put the kids inschool and they basically they gave them snow

(01:18:40):
shoes to wear to school, andI was like, oh god, this
is this is bad. And they'reelementary, so I'm like, I'm gonna
make them walk to school. Andthen I see the buses have snowplows on
the front. They don't have snowdays up there, them kids and never
be in school. So we didthat and then my landlord at about four
o'clock in the morning. One morninggoes, hey, bad news, I'm

(01:19:01):
selling the house. And I lookover at my wife. She's from Jacksonville,
Florida, and I said, Iwanted to go back to Florida because
I'm from Oklahoma. And I said, babe, we got we got two
choices. And I said Florida first, thinking she'd take it, and I
said Florida or Oklahoma. She goes, oh, Oklahoma. I was like,
oh, but I'm glad we're here. I love Walsa is a great

(01:19:23):
place. It's great schools for thekids. And again, I wouldn't change
anything. There's always always reason forwhat you're doing in life, and this
is where it put me. Yeah, man, I've enjoyed hearing your story.
Man, we're gonna hook you upwith a case of shiner Bach and
Jenner for two at Mondo's Italian Restaurant. For coming on the air with us
today just to try and you know, toast our troops. You're one of

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the You're a first one man,So thank you for taking the time to
talk to us and sharing your story. I'm sure there were some things there
you didn't think you were going toshare, but I sure appreciate you is
there anything you want to say aboutmaybe the other veterans or anything like that.
I say to other veterans, don'tjust look at the VA for help.
Look, you got the CVMA thatwill help you. You don't have

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to be a part of them.You can get a hold of somebody or
if you just see them walking around, talk to us. We can help
you. And there's always something elseother than the VA. There's the other
help out there. It's outsourced,Yeah, because I think a lot of
people feel they get frustrated with thecycle that you get put into at the
VA, and they just go,Man, if the VA who's supposed to

(01:20:28):
help me can't help me, orperceived won't help me, who will.
Yeah? Yeah, the VA isa very it's it's like the step mother
of everything. You're just like,no, I do not you dread going
there all the time. So that'swhen I started looking out outsourced for things

(01:20:48):
and I come up with my ownstuff. And that's that's how I got
I still have to do the VAevery now and then, but I do
the outsource. I go through theCVMA. If you ever need anything,
that's that's where I get my helpfrom. Well, Joey like I said,
man, it's been great talking toyou. Man. Thanks for being
our first toast to our troops anduh man, have a great day at

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work, and thanks for taking thetime. Friend. Hey, thanks for
being patriots like y'all are. Ilove this radio station. You all are
amazing. Thank you so much,Joey, have a great day, Buddy
good that's a joy toast our troops. Take a break and we'll be back.
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right backto the Big Mad Morning Show,
Tulsa's rock station NINETYD. Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

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Nine one, eight four six,Oh K m O D. You can
also text BMMS and then what youwant to say to eight two nine four
five. We're talking about chips theother day, Ryan, we were talking
about lazed potato chips and stuff.Yeah, Doritos has putting out two of
their summer flaring flavors back okay,the spicy mustard Doritos that we talked about.

(01:22:12):
People liked. Yeah. I thoughtthey were pretty good and classic ketchuph
uh uh. I never did Doritoshave a ketchup? They did? They
did, I don't remember that,but that means nothing. This is news
to me, I've had ketchup chipsbefore, not ketchup taters or Ketchup deritas.

(01:22:32):
I've never had ketchup chips. I'vehad it one time. One time
somebody had found a bag I thinkit was like a dollar tree or something
like that, and uh, They'relike, hey, you gotta try these.
So I was like, all right, that's cool. Tastes like ketchup.
Uh, they're mostly big in Canada. Really, yeah, chips are

(01:22:53):
big in Canada. Yeah, butI didn't know Doedo's had one that Okay,
the best part comment on their pagewas is this a satire page?
Because why would someone want that?The spicy mustard I get, yeah,
but ketchup flavor is not a flavorI expect on a chip, not not

(01:23:16):
a tortilla chip anyway, regular planepotato chip. Yeah, that seems to
fit because French fries. French friesare made out of potatoes, hash browns.
You put ketchup on your hash browns. Don't nobody ever go put ketchup
on a taco. Nope? No, well nobody puts mustard. But that

(01:23:36):
doesn't seem as scary as wrong.I guess you're wrong, but it's the
spicy that that helps. Yeah.Yeah, well ketchup, you could argue,
is barbecue, sure, right,right, but you cass barbecue.
I mean, Ketchup's a base ofa barbecue sauce. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, you start.It's the base though, it's when
you start adding all that other Yeah, you just don't use that make it.

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Yeah, you just don't have barbecuesauce without ketchup on. But I'm
okay, they'll do anything for money, won't pay grown up an Eyowa.
Man, this is no joke.People put ketchup on everything. Yeah,
eggs, pizza, every ketchup onpizza, everything. Yeah. My grandpa

(01:24:21):
used to put ketchup on his blowneysandwiches, which I thought was a little
weird. But I can get thereon that. It's a sandwich tried exactly.
You know. That's like my dadputting mayonnaise on a hot dog,
right, He was like, youput mayonnaise on a blowney sandwich, don't
you. Yeah, Well it's thesame thing, just tube shape, So
I guess that makes sense. Putketchup on eggs, right, Never heard

(01:24:44):
of anybody putting ketchup on pizza though, Oh yeah, Like I'm not a
Ketchup with chicken nuggy guy. Ohyeah, but a lot of people are
ketchup with chicken nuggies and I don'tget that. I don't get it either,
ranch or nothing. Maybe they're dippingsauce which has ketchup in it,
but I tip mine in regular honey. Okay, I still need to sweat

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to me, it's too sweet.But I get a lot of people do
that too. You're right, butKetchup Doritos nothing in my pantry. Even
if your kids loved it. Imean sure if they like, if they
that was their thing, but nah, yeah, I can't see myself if

(01:25:28):
somebody like had a bag of theKetchup Doritas and they're like, hey,
gimp, you need to try one, I would and then base my next
purchase on that experience. I don'twant to go and spend three ninety nine
on a bag of Doritas to havelike two of them, be like this
is hot garbage and I need togive this to a homeless person. I
know. Here's the thing too.If you like ketchup, I think you're

(01:25:50):
gonna like this. Yeah, it'snot. I don't like ketchup on everything.
I don't like ketchup on French fries. The only time I eat catch
up on French fries when I canload it with black. So even me,
who likes I don't know if Iwould like this, but my youngest
she puts ketchup on everything, Okay, so she might love something like this.

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If you love. They're not sellingit because it's gross, right they.
I'm sure there's lots of money inR and D involved and they were
like, this is brilliant. Let'sgo ahead. I mean, we already
did mustard, why not do catchup? Well, you know what,
let's just cover the whole gamut ofcondiments I think they do, right,
Mayonnaise chips. I just don't knowwhat flavor that is. Mayonnaise to me

(01:26:35):
is more of a texture than aflavor, Okay, Like okay, no,
okay, because Holmans has a verydistinct flavor to it, so does
so does Dukes. You know,we should totally do a blind mayonnaise test,
right and be like, can youtell which man whose mayonnaise is this
done? We are doing that theytaste my mayonnaise, taste my male All

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right, do it tomorrow, I'llmake it happen. Do they still make
the taco bell, Dorrito's flavor.Yeah, well, I mean it's a
taco with the Dorito show. Yeah, yeah, they still do that cool
Ranch or no, no, no, she's talking the bag of Do they
make a taco flavoring? Yah,it's harder fine, yeah, but yeah
they make that. Those were allright? I thought those were My favorite

(01:27:24):
is the spicy sweet chili though inthe purple bag. Never had it.
Oh those are the bad I'm missingout. I'll munch, be honest with
you, those are the best thatthey are hard to find. Dorito's that's
it. There's no to me.It's everybody else is playing for second.
There is no even cool Ranch.Every other Dorito's playing for second. Best

(01:27:47):
Douredo because the original Dodo is thebest. Just the cheese doo yeah,
the o g okay, I meanI like cool Ranch. I'm not a
big gut of the regular ones.I've never I mean, the the nacho
cheese, but I'm more of amore cool Ranch guy. But the taco

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bell, those taco shells, theydon't taste like the chips. No,
I don't like this. They don'teat either one of them, the cool
Ranch or the cheesy ones. Theway too, so they don't taste like
the chips themselves. It's weird,right if it was the generic or the
grocery store brand of Dorito's, that'swhat it would taste like. They always
save cool ranch tortilla chips. Yeah, yes, absolutely on, so you

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got mustard, can catch up Doritos. I guess you're gonna have them again
this the summer. You're listening tothe Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's morning show. Good morning,It's the Big Mad Morning SHOWI kmod he

(01:29:00):
found something about the roast from lastnight that I think is pretty fascinating,
with a joke that Tom Brady didnot like. Jeffrey Ross had said something
about massages with what's his face craftRobert Kraft and Brady made Brady like stand

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up and go over to Jeffrey Rossand say, don't say that es again
in his ear, stupid, Andhe's like, okay, okay, Well,
you're literally at a roast, right, you should expect anything and everything
to be mentioned, even if it'syour love for handies at a massage parlor.
Yeah, creepy old man. Wow. Now maybe Robert Kraft said,

(01:29:47):
well, I'll come, but Idon't want any I am he said that,
right, I'll show not the vernacularthat's used. I'll show up to
your roast, but I don't wantany of the massage parlor. It don't
work that way to pick and choosewhat you're getting picked on, right,
I can't. I'm sure there's somesort of conversation about like what can or

(01:30:11):
cannot be said with Tom Brady,right, since it's his roast, But
also you can't give a laundry list, no pick like one thing we can't
talk about. Apparently that's it theway everybody gets the message. Everybody gets
told, don't make fun of RobertKraft or whatever. It is pretty awesome
to watch millionaires and millionaires get destroyedand they have to take it. Yeah,

(01:30:40):
all right, let's see what Lindsayhas for Balls to the Wall sports.
The Philadelphia Phillies have been dealt amajor injury blow. The team announced
that Turner will miss at least sixweeks with a left hamstring strain. The

(01:31:03):
two time All Star got hurt duringPhilly's win over the San Francisco Giants on
Friday. The shortstop has started allthirty games this season and is hitting a
point three forty three with two homersand nine RBI. Turner's coming off a
down season where he hit point twosixty six but still managed to slug twenty

(01:31:24):
six homers and drive in seventy sixruns. There will be a new Stanley
Cup champion crown this postseason. TheStars knocked off the defending champion Golden Knights
two to one in Game seven ofthe opening round Western Conference series from Dallas.
Rodeck Fecsa netted the game winning earlyin the third period. The Stars

(01:31:45):
will face the Colorado Avalanche in roundtwo. Out East. The Rangers took
an early one and nothing series leadover the Hurricanes in their best of seven
Eastern Conference second round series. NewYork used a three goal first period to
edge Caroline four to three at MadisonSquare Garden. Game two takes place from
MSG on Tuesday. The puck dropsfor another second round East matchup today.

(01:32:09):
The Florida Panthers host the Boston Bruinsin Game one from Sunrise, and WrestleMania
forty one is headed to sin Cityin twenty twenty five. Allegiance Stadium will
place host to the two night eventon April nineteenth and twentieth, it'll be
the first time Las Vegas has hostedthe WWE's marquee event since nineteen ninety three.

(01:32:32):
That was WrestleMania nine, which washeld at Caesar's Palace. The event
is said to typically bring in morethan two hundred million dollars in economic impact
to host cities. Yeah, itmakes sense for them to go to Vegas
and especially that amazing venue, AllegiantStadium. That venue's gorgeous. As a

(01:32:55):
Chiefs fan, it would pay meto go and take a tour of that
stadium, but I totally want tobecause it looks so cool. Kyle Larson
took home the checkered flag in theAdvent Health four hundred from Kansas Speedway in
a thrilling overtime end. The driverof the number five car edged Chris Busher
in a photo finish to claim hissecond win of the NASCAR Cup Series season.

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Larsen's last victory came at Las VegasMotor Speedway in early March. Chase
Elliott, Martin, Truex Junior,and Denny Hamlin rounded out the top five
finishers. The drivers roll in theDarlington Raceway for the Good Year four hundred
next Sunday. I think It's likeone of the first photo finishes in like

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seventy five plus years. Wow.How crazy is that? Right? The
closest finish in seventy six years ofstock car history. Wow. Former LA
they need that excitement, right howthey do? Former LA Lakers guard Darius
Morris died this week. TMZ Sportsconfirmed he was thirty three years years old.

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With great sadness, we announced thepassing of our dearly beloved son,
Darius Aaron Morris, the former NBAplayer's family set in a statement on Saturday
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although we can confirm his body wasdiscovered on Thursday in the Los Angeles area.

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After a stellar high school basketball careerin Los Angeles, Morris was a
standout player at the University of Michigan, earning third team All Big Ten Conference
his sophomore season. He broke theWolverine single season assists record that same year
with two hundred and thirty five,which was later broken by Trey Burke a
few years later. Morris was asecond round pick to the Lakers in twenty

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eleven, where he played the firsttwo seasons of his four year career alongside
late basketball legend Kobe Bryant. Hewas also a member of the Philadelphia seventy
six ers, the LA Clippers,Memphis Grizzlies, and Brooklyn Nets, averaging
three point three points, one reboundand one point four assists in one hundred
and thirty two games. After theNBA, he spent several seasons playing overseas

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in China, Russia and France.He was just thirty three years old.
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All Right, good morning, gimbie, Hey, good morning. So we
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and dinner for two at Mondo's ItalianRestaurant in the heart of Brookside. Join
us now. On the line isJeff Hensley of Hensley and Associate. It's
good morning, Jeff, Hey,good morning. Jeff is here to answer
any question you have about custody,guardianship, family law, any of those
scenarios. He can answer them nineone, eight four to six. Oh
kmod. You can text your questionBMMS and whatever that is to eight two

(01:36:49):
nine four five, or you canemail show at kmod dot com. Jeff,
last week you mentioned how they're changingsupervised visits or the people that are
in charge of those. Somebody senta note afterwards and they said, does
that apply to already active supervisors?My mom supervises my son's visits, so

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are we going to have to goback to court to have her approved.
You know, I don't know.I don't think there's a provision in the
law for that. I think it'sjust specifically with new supervisors moving forward once
the law goes active. I've notread or heard anything about there being a
retroactive requirement that existing supervisors that arenot professional companies undergo those kind of checks.

(01:37:32):
I don't think that's the case,So, you know, I could
be wrong on that, but myunderstanding is that it's supposed to be with
new moving forward, not retroactively.Well. And this is an example of
why you need representation because you guyshave the ability to find the answers out
to those questions pretty fast when theycome up. So that's another example of

(01:37:54):
why you need representation when you geta divorce. Absolutely, you don't want
to do it alone, that's forsure. Jeff Finsley's joining us from Hensley
and Associates. Any question you haveabout divorce, custody, guardianship, guardianship,
he can answer them. An emailcame in this morning asking about adoption.
It says my wife and I adoptedour great niece last December. We
signed an adoption agreement that the parentsto get visits as long as they asked

(01:38:18):
two weeks before said visit. Theyhave not reached out though text or called.
How long do we have to wait? We can no longer have how
long? Let me tell again,we can no longer have to give them
visits anymore. They have not checkedon her or called since October of last
year and have not seen her inperson since June of last year. So

(01:38:42):
let me clean that up with it. They had an agreement for visitation of
during the adoption or the adoption agreement, and the other party hasn't done anything.
How long does the other party haveto either try to facilitate that or
can they get those taken out?Well? I mean, the thing is
is that if it's in a kindorder by a judge, you know,
it's got to judge's signature, thenit's an order that has to be followed.

(01:39:04):
I mean, that's why it getsa little sticky when you start making
those kind of agreements during an adoption. I mean, really, the whole
idea behind an adoption is is thatthere's a clean break or clean cut,
if you will, in regards tothe parents involved in things like that.
But when you've got an order likethat. I mean, it's still enforceable,

(01:39:26):
it's still something that can be lookedat down the road. So you
know, as the people that didbe adopting, you can't force a parent
to be a parent, or aformer parent to be a former parent.
You can't force them to call oranything like that when you have that kind
of agreement in place. So,I mean, what what happen is is
let's say you're two years into itand no contact and all of a sudden

(01:39:48):
they ask for some time. Obviously, you've got a conundrum and you've got
to be able to protect the childfrom any confusion or any other issues in
regards to potential emotional harm that couldcome to the child. So you know,
you've got a decision to make,and then of course you've got to
stick with the consequences of that decision. So it's a catch twenty two.

(01:40:10):
And that's why it's one of thosethings that during adoptions we typically don't include
those items in there, or don'tyou know, we don't always do that.
It's not something that is conventionally done, but it is done, but
just not done very often because itcan cause problems down the road. And
this is kind of one of theproblems because it sounds as though mom and
dad both we said granny, Sothat means both parents' rights were terminated and

(01:40:34):
it probably happened during a deprived childaction, if I had to guess.
So with that being the case,I mean, there's obviously a reason as
to why those rights were terminated andthe adoption was done unless mom and dad
decided to get themselves straight, whichyou know in a lot of times those
scenario that doesn't happen. It cancause problems down the road. So,

(01:40:54):
you know, long answer to ashort question, but it really depends and
it really depends on the specifics ofwhy the rights were terminated. So are
you saying that you would advise clientsor future clients in most scenarios do not
put a provision for visitation in anadoption. I wouldn't. No. I

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just I think it's I think it'sas the water boy would say, I
think it's bad policy in my opinion. I think it's one of those things
that can cause more problems down theroad. I think a lot of times
it's done to I won't say coerce, but kind of smooth over the adoption
with the parents that you're taking thechild from, especially in a situation where

(01:41:39):
there's a deprived child action and there'sbeen allegations in you know, the child
being deprived or neglected or abused orsomething. But I think in reality,
in practice, in actual real lifepractice, I think it's caused more problems
than it solved. I never thoughtof that. Is there probably in a
nod of scenarios, not just adoption, but maybe even in DeVore worse or

(01:42:00):
custody agreements that you think you're doingthe right thing, but in reality you're
creating headaches and problems down the line. It can happen, It can definitely
happen, and that's why you wantthe advice of a lawyer before you do
those kind of things. Jeff Finsley'sjoining us from Hensley and Associates. If
you have a question about divorce,custody, guardianship, any of those things,

(01:42:20):
Jeff can answer them right now,and he's on the phone with us
at nine one eight four to six. Oh KMOD. You can text your
question BMMS and whatever that is toeight two nine four five, or you
can email show at kmod dot com. This is kind of an interesting question
because I know the answer is goingto be will you pick us? But
this says it seems like every lawyeris different. How do you pick the

(01:42:42):
right lawyer? Yeah, I meanbesides picking us, you know, when
it comes to picking a lawyer,it's very much like picking a doctor or
something right. You've got to findthe one that you can work with.
You've got to find one that you'regoing to get along with and be able
to to trust, to know whatthe facts are and what the laws are

(01:43:04):
and the rules of the board are. You've got somebody that's knowledgeable. You
know, you also want somebody thatcan be honest with you about what could
and couldn't happen. I mean,if someone is telling you something that is
doesn't sound plausible because your case isthat problematic, then obviously you know that

(01:43:25):
may not be the right person.So, you know, it really just
depends. That's why we spend ourtime doing free consultations, so we can
get to know clients and see ifwe're a right fit for them and they're
right fit for us. So youknow, that's one of the beauties of
us doing the free fifteen minute consultationtoo. For our kmod listeners. This
is an interesting question. I'm catchingyou off guard with it that I just

(01:43:46):
thought about, is what is itthat clients don't care enough about when they
are meeting with a lawyer or goingthrough a divorce. And what is something
that they don't care enough about whengoing through a divorce? Wow, let
me think, So, I wouldsay the one thing they don't care the
most about sometimes is I think time. And what I mean by that is

(01:44:12):
this, whenever you're talking to alawyer or you know, try to get
an idea of what's going on,it could sound like it it could be
a very quick process. And Ithink sometimes that gets lost in the translation
of it's not a quick process.Our whole system is not designed to be
quick, even our criminal system.When they say, you know it right

(01:44:33):
to a speedy trial. There's nosuch thing as speedy Okay, I don't.
I don't think that exists in anylegal sense, in any way,
shape or form. I mean,time can be a big factor, and
you know a lot of times weare at the judge's mercy in regards to
their schedules. So I think timeis something that doesn't that isn't taken into

(01:44:59):
a count enough number one, numbertwo, something that they cared too much
about. I think sometimes is Iwould either say cost or I would say
the other side's influence. You know, a lot of times I get these

(01:45:20):
calls where people are like saying,well, this is what you know my
ex told me, or this iswhat she told me, or this is
what he said, and I haveto remind them. You know, remember
you consider your source. Okay,Remember the other side is trying to intimidate
you. They're trying to make youworry. They're trying to do all these
things that can be pause you tohave all sorts of emotional strive for worries

(01:45:45):
or something like that. And rememberthey're just mouthing off to upset you and
not really understanding that. You know, you're represented, and you need to
be listening to your lawyer, whohas the experience and the time I am
put in, who knows the judges, who knows the laws, and and
you know he should be much morecalm in the sense that the other side,

(01:46:09):
knowing just that the other side istrying to upset you. So I
think those are probably two of thebigger ones for me, at least in
what I've seen in my practice.Jeff Finsley's joined us from Hensley Associates.
If you got a question about divorceor custody, he can answer it right
now nine one eight four to sixoh kmod and Aaron is on the line.
Aaron, what's your question for?Jeff Hensley of Hensley Associates. So

(01:46:30):
I was just I recently gained wellSaul custody of my boys in March and
we're supposed to be getting a glbut so I had to play the sixteen
hundred up front from Moon and wegot to go back to court on the
twenty ninth of May. What happensif she doesn't pay for hers is do

(01:46:51):
they give her a continuance? Andbecause I mean, we've been having to
get this since January. So you'resaying you've paid your portion of the Guardian
enlighten but she has not paid hers. Is that correct? Yes? Well,
I mean a lot of times dependingon who the Guardian Enlightem is and

(01:47:12):
I don't want you to tell me, but you know a lot of times
they'll go ahead and start, butthen once that amount that you've paid is
used up, they'll stop until theother side has paid their portion. Guardian
alightems also have a recourse to filingcourt against the individual who hasn't paid to
get paid by the court or ofcourse, of course the court to make

(01:47:34):
her pay. So you know,I don't see the guardian and light them
delaying their start to get things going. They should go ahead and get started.
I've never seen one not get startedwhen part of the retainer has been
paid, right And see, that'swhat that's one of the things that's going
on right now is he don't wantto do anything until after she is paid.

(01:47:59):
And though I see everything, Ilive in Sand Springs, but we
go to court in a darko andeverything is so weird out there, man.
I mean, there are different partsof the states. There are different
parts of Oklahoma that are vastly differentthan Tulsa, and so they can do
things very differently in different counties.And that's one of the things too to

(01:48:23):
consider, is is you're dealing withthat. And I understand your frustration.
I mean, our guardian had lightensup here would go ahead and get started.
At least most of them that Iknow would get started. And you
know again that the guardian that lightup has a recourse should they need to
get paid. But you know,the court can't force the guardian that item

(01:48:45):
to start without being paid either.So it can be a frustrating situation.
But the judge typically would wouldn't giveat least our judges up here in Tulsa,
in the Tulsa area in northeastern Oklahomatypically wouldn't give them more than one
pass. Get the Guardian and Enlightenpaid. I got most and then what
happens after the one pass is used, Well, I mean I've never seen

(01:49:10):
it, but not pay at thatpoint, so I don't I don't know
it. Typically the judges put Iwon't say the fear of God in them,
but at least a stern reprimanding thatit needs to get paid immediately,
so the guardian a lot him toget started. And I've also seen judges
require the Guardian Enlightenment go ahead,get started while they're waiting on the second
portion of the payment. So youknow, it just really depends. I
don't practice down an under Darko.I've never had a case down there.

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It's one of the few counties Ihaven't been in, so I can't tell
you how they handle that down there, right, all right, Aaron,
good luck, sir, all right, thank you so much. Is a
guardium adem is that a court order, so not doing it would be a
violation of an order from the judge. Well technically, I mean when you
have an order appointing Guardian Lightenment veryspecifically at the end of the document lays

(01:49:58):
out how the Guardian Allottem is tobe paid, as far as the as
far as the retainer is concerned,and as far as the hourly rate,
that kind of thing. So ifit's not being done, let's say,
if it's required to be paid ona fifty to fifty basis and it's not
being done, technically that individuals incontent of court and can be held held.
So additionally, the Guardian Latom hasa document that they can file with

(01:50:20):
the court that says, look,I've got this amount spent, I need
to get paid, and they needto get paid now. And the courts
have the right at that point tosign the order that requires them to get
paid, at which point the Guardianend Blatom can enter it as a judgment
and get it from their wages orfrom their bank accounts or whatever it may
be. So there are recourses forGuardian the Lembs be paid. But again,

(01:50:44):
you know, I understand to acertain degree somebody not wanting to start
until they're completely paid. A lotof times if they do it the other
way, they don't get paid,so or they have to go the long
route and you know, have thecourt and force the payment and everything else.
So I to catch twenty two forthe guardian on Lotem as far as
payment, it's concerned, and Iunderstand both sides of it. What would
be the reason for those who don'tknow what a g al does? What

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would be the reason one gets appointed? So guardian altem, their whole responsibility
is to get in, do aninvestigation, and then tell the court what
they think is in the child's bestinterest. All right, So they'll get
in and they'll do the investigation.They will meet with collaterals, collaterals or
anybody but the parties. So itcould be aunts and uncles, they could

(01:51:31):
be family members, they could befriends. It could be neighbors. It
could be teachers, it could beprinciples, It could be counselors, it
could be doctors, whatever it maybe. They have the rights to get
in and then make a decision orwhat. Really they're making a recommendation to
the court as to what they thinkis in the children or child's best interest
as far as custody, visitation,those kind of things. So you know,

(01:51:55):
the guardian ATLTEM is a great toolbecause it gives a voice to an
individual or to a child that's tooyoung to voice the preference number one,
and it also gets an independent thirdparty in there that is able to investigate
both sides and figure out exactly what'sin this child's best interest as far as
you know who they're going to livewith and what the vigetation and schedule is

(01:52:16):
going to be like. So they'regreat things to have, but they do
cost, and so sometimes they're notused. There's some cases that they don't
get used simply because no one canafford the cost. But when you can't
afford them, they are a greattool to have in a game. Jeff
Finzley's joined us from Hensley and Associates. This one says, I recently got
married to what I thought was thiswonderful man. Everything is great, except

(01:52:39):
when he drinks, he gets meanand aggressive. We've been married less than
a year. How easy is itto get an annulman because of his violent
tendencies. Well, you know,there is a provision. There is a
provision in the law with that beingone of those like extreme cool tea kind
of things or whatever. But asfar as an annulman is concerned, I

(01:52:59):
mean, annulments is a different animalthan a divorce or even a separation.
So an annulment, you've got toprove that there's been some sort of fraud
or de seat, okay, andless the party to agree to do an
annulment where they make a claim offraud or to seat, but the requirement
is fraud or to seat. Imean, annulments are not an easy thing

(01:53:20):
like a lot of people think theyare. Again, you wait have to
prove to the court that there's somesort of frauded seat that occurred, and
I don't know that least based amonthe little bit of information that's being provided.
I don't know that we're going tobe able to get there at that
point. And the other question wouldbe is what's the difference? You know,

(01:53:41):
why do you want an annulment versusa divorce? Is it a religious
thing? Is it a because youknow, there are still some religions out
there that frown on divorce completely,So you know, what's the reason for
wanting an annulment versus a divorce.Jeff is here to Hell nine to two
for Hensley and Associates, they cananswer your question. They give you a

(01:54:02):
free consultation if you mentioned KMO Don the phone, Night five six nine
two. You don't want to nothave representation, regardless of how quick you
think the divorce is going to beor you both agree today. And it's
important to make sure you get someonethat represents you that knows how the system
works. Night five six nine twofor Hensley and Associates. Mentioned KMOD and

(01:54:24):
get a free consultation over the phone. And you can also use that same
free consultation with the other office.You guys have that practices in other areas
of the law, that's right.So we have an office in Pahaska.
It's the Shoemake Law Firm. Yesit's a different name, but it is
our office. An attorney retired andwe bought his practice and so we've had

(01:54:45):
it for about two years and we'vegot a firm up there that does everything
else. So in addition to familylaw up there and even in any part
of the state for that matter,you've got a criminal case, if you've
got a you know, a dui, or you've got a drug chart,
you've got anything to do with thecriminal case in any way, shape or
form. They can help you outif you've got you know, if you've

(01:55:06):
been hurt by somebody in the medicalworld and you've got a malpractice case,
give us a call. We'd loveto help you with that. I mean
anything other than family law, probates, wills and trusts, contracts, oil
and gas, you know, anythingof that nature. Please give us a
call. We would love to helpyou. You can give us a call
on TOULS and we can hook youup with the attorney up there, or

(01:55:27):
you can give them a direct callup there as well. But through that
office we're able to help even morepeople were We're happy that we were able
to reach out and help more morelisteners out there. For Hensling Associates nine
eight three For Hensling Associates, Jeff, have a fantastic week, Hey too,
take care, We'll be back.Rash more of The Big Bad Morning

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Show. Is that good morning?It's the Big Man Morning Show nine one,
eight four six oh kmod can alsotext the MMS and then what you

(01:56:15):
want to say to eight two ninefour five Lindsey, I'm gonna give you
your choice. Your choices are huhinteresting or huh okay, huh huh interesting
or huh okay, huh interesting.Good, Yeah, one's better anyway.

(01:56:36):
Uh So, when you fly,you always board the plane on the left
hand side. Yes, you departon the left hand side of the plane,
Okay, either one of you know? Why? No? No,
because that's where the door is.Question, Wait, the emergency Is it

(01:57:00):
on the left hand side or isit on the right hand side? How
many times do you depart the emergencyexit on a regular basis? Never?
Okay, then, so don't gotoo deep into the weeds, ladies.
Okay, Well, the emergency eggson the buses in the back. For
clarification, that's what she said.There's for clarification. There are doors on
both sides of the plane, emergencyor otherwise. But it's always boarding and

(01:57:26):
onboarding on the left. Yes,I never really noticed, to be honest
with you, I think a lotof people haven't. Yeah, because they're
just like, hey, get onoogie. Oh, it's always on the
left hand side. Interesting, Andthere is a huh interesting answer to that,
And it has to you have togo all the way back to the

(01:57:48):
days of ships and that when yougot on a ship, you would get
in on one side, and itall had to do with the starboard or
port side. And the port sideis always the side that ports. It

(01:58:11):
always ports on the same side whereyou get off of the ship. And
the starboard side is a terminology thatis kind of two words smashed together,
where it's an old English word forsteer and board and board his side of
the boat because the steering oar wasplaced on the right hand side of the

(01:58:33):
ship. So with starboard this isactually a combination. Oh I did that.
By this is meant it was easieron the left hand side, or
the port side, to be wherea vessel would dock and where any passengers
would disembark. So this is thereason that the left side of a ship
became known as the port as itwas the side that touched the port,

(01:58:58):
and the name stuck in the shippingindustry for generations. So when it came
time to move on to the planes, the terminology just stayed interesting exactly all
I had never I'm not much ofa nautical person, right, and so

(01:59:19):
I never really understood starboard or portside. But this is like the best
explanation ever that makes sense. Forboats, Well, how does that apply
to planes? There's not a steeringother on the plane. You see what
I'm saying. It's all in thefront, in the nose of the plane,

(01:59:42):
and it's all along that front becauseyou have two captains veering that plane.
Who there's only one cat? Wellyou have your captain and your co
pilot. But they're both I meanin the yes, but the I think
when they this was becoming a thing, they used to try to use some

(02:00:06):
of the same terminology. Wait,what are we used to so people you
know know what we're talking about.What we're used to boats? All right,
brilliant, it'll work. I shouldhave just come up with some new
terminology for planes. Man, youtwo are never happy. Why they just
use the same thing? Make iteasy? Why don't they come up new

(02:00:27):
things? Why they gotta use thesame lazies? You know? And if
there was a steering udder on theon the there is on the on the
plane itself. There is, right, it's in the tail back of the
plane. But it doesn't affect youany at all whatsoever. So like literally
they could pull up and then parkanywhere and let you want it off either

(02:00:50):
side. When ow and his brotherwere flying. Maybe they just like that's
the way it was. They're like, hold on, let me put this
over here. Got you, nowyou can disembark. Okay, fair enough.
What do I know? I wasn'tthere with Kitty Huck. But if
I wash huh out of it,like nay, nay, that is a

(02:01:13):
plane, that's a ship. Thosethings are different. Both have captains,
pilots captains. You just said ita second ago, but it's really a
pilot captain. Okay, you justsaid down. You just used the terminology
and how you're trying to argue againstit. Yeah, you go tell a

(02:01:35):
captain of a of a plane thathe's not a captain. I am the
captain now, No, that's so. It is the captain of the plane
and his co pilot. Correct.I think captains are ranking. Okay,
did you know interesting? Is it? Is it good to know? I

(02:01:57):
don't know if it is. I'llnever need to know that ever at all.
No. And I can totally seeLindsay on a plane as you know,
with some stranger. You know whywe get off on the last put
my headphones on rightly, turn on? Sorry, I was asleep. Yeah,

(02:02:23):
my wife makes funny because when wefly, I put headphones on,
like immediately, like we're going onthe plane. I put headphones on just
to ignore everybody. Or is itfor the pressure when your ears pop anything
that's they're not airtight. But forme, it's more of the distractions,
gotcha, And I can just focuson, like making sure little hands stay

(02:02:47):
where they're supposed to do. I'min my happy place. I'm in my
happy place, dude. Airplanes areso chaotic. Yeah, I've never really
had any chaos happened on a plane. I get on. When was the
last time you were on playing man? It was two thousand and eight.
But it's still relatively nearly two decadesago. Matter much, you know,
different our life is yesterday. Yeah, yeah, But the fact of it

(02:03:10):
is I still didn't have any problemseven when I was younger, you know,
and I had to ride a planeby myself. You know. It
was me and my older brother flyingfrom California to Alabama. How old,
oh hell? I was five?And how old was your brother? He
would have been ten? That's wild, isn't it? Though? There you
go? Is that wild? Deyou? Lindsay, Mama will pick you
up at the airport. Okay,was it a direct Hell, I don't

(02:03:34):
know, man, I was fiveat the time. I was five at
the time because my mom was stillin the military or whatever, so like
we got you gotta go. Okay, I'm just fascinated with like, did
your your ten year old brother haveto navigate gates right? Probably more likely,
I don't. I don't know,to be honest with you, I
don't know. It was a longtime, dude. If I was walking

(02:03:54):
through the airport and saw some tenyear old hold some five year old hand,
I'd be like, this is thisSomething ain't right here? They would
do you think they escorted him backthen, because we're talking what gimpy eighty
nine? Oh for me, it'have been eighty five. Okay, yeah,
thanks, though appreciate it. Mostlikely there was probably an escort,
eh, I would think. Idoubt they would have the tag around their

(02:04:18):
next time. Yeah. Now theyput this little designation like kidnap me.
I don't have an adult with me, which is maybe put that on more
on cognito, just saying not likeput a giant flashing sign that says no
parent with this one. Right,I'm all alone. Take me. They
take one look at me. They'relike, Nah, that one ain't gonna

(02:04:39):
work, right, that anna work? Of course, I don't know.
But maybe your brother at ten looklike a freaking adult anyway, Absolutely right,
he already looks like more of anadult than anyone else in any group
we're ever with, right, Damnsasquatch? What is it with you and
your like your friend? Because yourbest friend is also super tall, he
looks like the elder amongst everyone too. I guess I just attract giants in

(02:05:03):
my life. I don't know,competition right, trying to make up for
a short comings there? Yeah,all right, we got to take a
break. We'll be back. Moreof The Big Man Morning Show is next
ninety km od I'm a good morning. It's the Big Man Morning Show.

(02:06:00):
Lindsey. What'd you learn today?I learned that severe weather is on the
way, so we can expect thegrocery stores to be busy today and sold
out of the essentials. I alsolearned that maybe bread will shield us from
all the hail we're gonna get.Gimme, what'd you learn today? I
learned that nothing screams romance like twelveinches of hard rubber. I also learned,

(02:06:24):
listen, you can roast me allyou want, but don't you dare
say a damn thing about my oldass friend getting handies at a rubbin dug
son of a bitch. I learneda seventeen seventy three year old man had
his hands tied behind his back andwas trying to throw his meat around.
And I also learned that Robert Croftcame to the Tom Brady Roast corpyn saying,
make sure that dishwasher is loaded right? It's for this uptracking my cycle.

(02:06:46):
This is skimpy and I'm sorry?Can I get a yeah? Now?
What mean it to be? Notopic? To make some noise interpassword

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Corbyn new messages, The Big MadMorning Show would like to take a minute
to thank troops from Oklahoma and allover the United States. These soldiers have
sacrificed. Did the Big Med MorningShow before you to back like the total
douchebags that they are total douchebag bag, total incomplete douchebag. We honor and
respect you. We honor and respectyou. We honor and respect you do

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