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We've talked to before about goldfish collectorsand people that collect carp and how

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much money is in that and howmuch money they trade that, Like it's
a ridiculous group of people that Ihad no idea about. Well, I
found another bizarre group of people,and that is an influencer category. Falconers.
Okay, yeah, falconers. Imean I don't know anybody personally,

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but I like where they're at.I mean I like birds and animals and
stuff like that. And if,like, if I had the money to
buy a falcon and be a falconer, I would totally do it. Why
Because they're awesome. Those birds ofprey like that are badass. I've had
birds in the past, cockatils,cockatoos, I've had parrots, you know,

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but nothing that big. You knowwhat I'm saying. No, I
have no idea having up like apet owl I think would be awesome a
pet hawk. I would name himMike. It would be great. Why
because first and last name there.I'm not gonna say it on airic Come
on, Ah, you could saythe name Mike and then what kind of

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animal isn't hawk? Okay, yeah, just be creative. Well, you
know, I'm not trying to getin too much trouble, but I still
think that being a falconer is awesome. Well, one of the guys has
a net worth of over two milliondollars as a falconer influencer. You're falcon

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kidding me. And he was homelessand grew it into this business of course,
huh. Okay. So he's likeliving under a bridge one day and
then like he's like, man,I hate my line. This sucks.
I gotta do something with it.And then a hawk or a falcon,
a falcon, a falcon comes tolive under the bridge. He's like,

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I'm just gonna do falcon things.This is like a good place to live.
And then he becomes friends with thefalcon. No, it was probably
hurt somehow. Its wing was probablyheard or something, and it couldn't fly,
so he it's a more romantic story. Share exactly. I just think
he was higher on drugs and becamefriend with the falcon. But whatever,
whatever all possible, however he gotinto it. And so his claim to

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fame is the he bred the UssanUssan bolt of falcons. Oh because,
huh, the Paragon falcon falcon parrogon, it's the fastest falcon in the You
know too much? How do youknow that? I thought everybody knew about
the Paragan falcon. No, andso he is the He breeds a lot

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of his falcon. His falcons haveone more races in the Arab falcon racing
circuit, which is the falcon racingI didn't know falcon racing circuit. I
learned all this just from this articleabout falcon influencers. And his falcons have
won more falcon races in this falconracing circuit than any other. When he

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flies his falcons to Dubai or whereverthey fly, they take a whole charter
plane. He gets a whole charterplane for the falcons, his falcons,
not the Atlanta Falcons. Correct letter, just tuning in correct, Okay,
to fly them over there. Heis in such high demand as the falcon

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influence or a breeder. He's abreeder, but also does you know that
thing drives owns a Lamborghini port Like, this man's got it going on.
That's the American dream, right there. Man, Well he's British, but
sure, you know you start itcould be the British dream. Yeah,
it's the world dream. Man.You start at the bottom. You're homeless,
and now look at you. You'rechartering jets for you and your birds

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to go do competitions. I havethis whole idea of a cross kind of
storyline of Ozark and Sopranos, butit's about falconers. Tell me more,
Well, like it is a ruthlessbusiness when you're up that high, and
people like the credit that goes alongwith having a fast falcon trying to take

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your falcons out. Think about dogdog fighting? Yeah right, that's that's
not exactly a real friendly business.Forget the fact of what you do animals.
It's just not a friendly business.But he's and then there's this other
guy who's a young guy who's Iguess kind of look good looking that's the
way they labeled it in the article, and that he breeds a lot of

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falcons for like rap stars, okaythat it's a thing to own a falcon.
Well, yeah, look cool.So it started with like tigers and
now it's moved on to falcons.I don't know if it was ever tigers,
I mean didn't. I mean,Tyson had one in a movie.
I thought he had one in reallife. Maybe he did, but he's

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not a rapper, true, hejust hangs out with him still, I
mean, yeah, I get thepoint is there? You know, rich
celebrities with exotic pets. Yeah,yeah, tigers, you know. Okay,
I see falcons to be pretty exoticand pretty awesome. I mean,
huh, I don't see it upto a party and like I had my

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giant leather glove on right right anda falcon on top of it. I'm
gonna say, or even if itwasn't me and I was just at a
party and somebody walks in with theirbig leather glove on and their falcon on
top, I'm be like, that'spretty badass. Who shows up to a
party with a falcon? I don'tthink that's bad if you showed if we
went to a big party, likeall three of us went to a party,

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let's just say whatever, whatever richperson they invite us to their house
for party and people start showing upwith falcons. I'm gonna go So wait,
you got out of your car puton a falcon glove. Yeah,
and like that's a weird accessory.Absolutely, yeah, that's pretty awesome.
No, it's weird. It's aweird flex of insecurity. You can train
your falcon to go get you,you know, some sweaty meats off the

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charcuterie board, and then fly itback to you, and your falcon could
feed you. That's falcon amazing.I love it. Besides the joke of
using the word to me, itmakes no sense. But also if you
showed up with a tiger or toa party, I'd be like, what,
that's pretty awesome. Even your dog. I don't like it when you

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bring your dog to home depot.They don't belong there. You don't like
much of anything, So that's nottrue. That's not true. I'm confident
in what I like, and I'mconfident what I don't like. It doesn't
make you not like things. I'mwith the whole dog thing at the home
depot. There's no reason for himor Walmart or anywhere right the pet store.

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End of sentence this is the worldwe live into where you know,
it's all about individuality, and ifyou want to bring your dog or your
iguana to Walmart, then there's nothingwe could do about it, because what's
my run as a human being.I can't leave home. No, listen,
if you want to have it,If you want to have it,

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that's one thing. But when youput it at jeopardy of biding me or
me slipping in its piss because youwon't clean it up, you're nasty.
That's a whole other thing. I'venever come across that problem at the home
depot or the Walmart or anything.No, I'm still pretty agile. Yeah,
well no, I'm just like seeinganimals defecate in the aisle of this.

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Really, I've never come across thatproblem. When you're in Walmart,
you have a better chance to seeinga human pe in the aisle. Settle
down. We've never even read astory of that. See plenty of videos
where they're in a frozen food sectionshaking turds out their pants. No,
you have it talking off. Iknow you haven't. Oh yeah, oh
yeah, you have not seen videosof that happening in Valen's videos. Man,

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they're up the ones up on theceiling. Man, I'm not lying,
and it's one of them. Wasthis little lady, And you're thinking,
what the hell you would think?As old as you are you would
know better. But I understand you'reold and things aren't as good as they
used to be. Maybe you couldn'twaddle to the bathroom in time, but
to shake it out right there nextto the frozen pizza and then walk away

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like nothing ever happened. I finddisturbing. I watched a video the other
day on the TikTok. It wasthis old guy going up to a house
to do an estimate or whatever,and he had an accident and you see
it come right out of his shortsand he's just sitting right there on the
stoop and he just tight butt walkshisself back to his truck and said,
I'm done with the day. I'mgoing home, which I understand that feels

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appropriate. You should probably leave,But didn't never say anybody to the homeowner,
like, hey, sorry, Ileft you a gift on George,
if you knock on my door andwe had a meeting for you to paint
my house, to inform me wewill not be having the meeting because of

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your loose bowels, and you leftme a gift. It's safe to say
I'm not using you if you thinkyou think you don't need to reschedule right.
Also, as a guy who's nota big fan of leaving reviews,

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I might not leave a review.I'll just leave information. I was just
dumbfounded that the guy that made zeroattempts to clean up his mask. He
just simply waddled back to his truckand got in and then laughed. If
it was me, I think themost common decent thing to do is to,
I don't know, at least geta stick and shove it off into
the grass, or bare minimum dothat, you know, if there's a

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garden hose close by, hoose itdown, but at bare minimum, find
a stick handful of leave just kickit that too. It's already on you.
Just kick it, send you.It's all over. It's all over,
So yeah, what's it gonna bother, you know, But I don't
want to track it through the carpetof my car, my truck. I
get it, by the way,however, it's everywhere people anyway seeing falconers.

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Dady, Okay, weird leap anyway, falconer's crazy, huh. And
there's a Oklahoma Falconers Association, biggroup apparently. Yeah. We spoke to
a listener on our Listeners are awesomenot that long ago. That was a
falconer, and I thought that waspretty awesome because I was like, how
do you get your birds? Andshe's like, well, you got to

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trap them, you know, andthen you got to go through a process
or whatever. I was like,well, that's cool, you know,
just listening and talking to her forthat little bit, I was like,
I was intrigued. Now I'm toolazy to go out and try to track
and you know, trap a falconor a bird of prey of any kind.
But I still think it's awesome.Much like the porn industry where they
do a lot of testing and checkingand like state control, falcon are the

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same way. Yeah, you gottahave a lot of tests, got to
be well maintained. Yeah yeah,But why falcons? Why that animal?
Well, I don't know if it'sjust falcons. I think it might be
all birds of prey like that falcons. Okay, why just birds of prey?
Why only that exotic? Okay?Okay? Animals saying yeah, why

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don't they do that with all animals. That's a good question. Exotic animals,
you know, specifically because they don'ttest you. They don't. You
don't have an organization come and questionyou about your iguana or your snakes or
whatever. But I mean maybe it'sbecause that's the only way you can get
them. There is the travel.I don't know. I don't know.

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I tell you want to see abadass bird, since we're on the bird
subject, and I like birds andI want to buy a bird, but
I'm too cheap to buy a birdright now. Google the dracula parrots.
That's a badass looking bird that I'mlike, all right, twenty five hundred
bucks, three thousand dollars if Icould, if I had the cash,
I would totally do it, becausethose are badass looking birds. The dracula
parrots. Oh yeah, yeah,it's like all black. That's the nickname,

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right, yeah, yeah, thescientific name, real name. It's
too long for me to pronounce,but I do. Pesket parrot, sure,
sure, sure, what you wouldsay, lindsay the Pesketteah? Yeah,
dracula two pound parrot? What doyou feed it? What do you
feed it? That you know?I don't know when I had a regular
green parrot. We just fed itlike the regular seeds and nuts that you

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get at the store. One.You can't buy this species of bird,
Sure you can't. I just boughtit. I just found it on a
site right macaus parrotshop dot com asone for on sale off eighty five hundred
dollars for twenty five hundred. Seewhat a bargain. I don't know if
there's more than say here it's listedas a vulnerable species. Therefore you cannot

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buy species. Does that mean?What's vulnerable? I know about extinct?
Right, what's vulnerable? It's gotsome you know, emotional issues, populations,
decreasing baggage. That's what vulnerable means. I've never heard of that phrase
used for an animal. Twenty itlives forty years, Get out of here.

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Yeah, that's another thing. Likewhen it comes to those types of
animals, you're in it for thelong haul. Yeah, because some birds
will outlive you, how them.Cockatoo is kind of cool looking the iguanas.
Iguanas live anywhere from fifteen to twentyplus years, you know, so
if you get one later on inlife, like I've got one, that's
only like maybe a year old.I want to have him until I'm like

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sixty, which is okay. He'scool. Figs, that's what your fag
racula parrots have a specialized diet offigs. I like figs. You guys
can sit down and sure figs together. I like. I like figs,
but they also do a thing.Yeah, and now we're going full circle.

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On five, man charged with flippinga porta potty, trapping people inside.
This happened in Manchester, New Hampshire. Man's facing charges after police say
he knocked over a portable toilet containinga woman and child who became trapped.

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God I know. Witnesses told Manchesterpolice that the man and woman had began
arguing near the porta potty at DairryfieldPark last Wednesday, when the woman,
who apparently didn't know the eighteen yearold man, went inside the porta potty
to help her daughter. The manthen pushed it over and the porta potty

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landed with the door on the pavement, so they were definitely trapped Bystanders ran
over and overturned the toilet, freeingthe woman and the child, who were
reported being covered in feces and bodilyfluids. Yeah, but not physically injured,
just a bit crappy. The manwas arrested and charged with criminal mischief

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and criminal restraint. He was alsocharged with simple assault for throwing something at
one of the officers. It wasnot immediately known if he's being represented by
an attorney. That's a whole notherthing to tip somebody in a like I
get et your friend, maybe festivalwhatever, on the site, whatever,

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But a little kid come on rightrandom strangers? Oh god, yeah,
especially at the end of the festival. Maybe the first day, I might
give a pass, right because it'smostly just blue. A third day of
Oklahoma, no thank you? Right? So what's the crime there? That's
that's in that one? Criminal mischiefmaybe yep, that's it, in criminal

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restraints Okay, And I'm sure shecould sue him for doctor bills and emotional
distress, physical distress. He soundslike a guy's got a lot of money,
right, right. Guy snatches deliveryright from home owner's hands. This
comes out of Pennsylvania where a guythat goes by the name of Henry.

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He ordered six iPhones for him andhis family, and the FedEx driver drops
him off, puts him on theporch, and then leaves. Henry goes
out to the porch to grab thepackage Katie, And as he's getting the
package off of his porch, there'san Amazon driver that is delivering another package.
So far, so good. It'sjust a heavy package filled kind of
day. Well. As the Amazondriver is walking up to the house to

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deliver the package. This dude justcomes out of nowhere, runs right past
him, blows us right past theAmazon driver, and then snatches the package
from FedEx with all the phones init, from Henry's hands, and then
runs off and then jumps in hishands and ann and then speeds on out
of there, leaving Henry bewildered wonderingwhat the hell just happened. Anyway,

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to make it even more strange,minutes after the package was snatched from Henry's
hands, Henry got a phone call, a mysterious phone call from an unknown
number that demanded that he return thestolen cell phones, and Hank's like,
I don't have them. They werestolen. Nonetheless, the police are still

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looking for this guy, this packagesnatcher, and they say here that anything
over a stolen package is valued overtwo thousand dollars is considered a third degree
felony with up to seven years inthe big house. Yeah, a couple.
There's a lot of weird stuff.It has to be an inside job.
Cast I was wandering somebody to belying in wait. You don't know

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if someone's getting a you know,a dildo or on iPhone, right,
And the fact that they're six.Feels like they had to have the info
that that was about to get delivered, right right right? But where from
from FedEx? So maybe a FedEx. Yeah, employee Sorner knew that that's
what was in there, opened upthe package, sealed it back up,

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printed off a new label or whatever. I think it's more of they know
what the package looks like, okay, right, and they though it doesn't
say Apple on it, right right, right right, they would know what
the package looks like and what itsays. And also six iPhones, right,
who are you Well, it's forhim and his wife and their four

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kids. It's still seven thousand dollars. Yeah, well maybe he traded in
an iPhone and got a new iPhonewith one of those. Sure, who
knows, sure, But when itcomes to FedEx, it probably came.
The Apple boxes came, you knowwhat I mean? Because when you see
the when you get the Apple iPhone, it comes in an Apple box.

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Yeah, but it's in a whenyou get it delivered, it's in a
nondiscript box, okay, playing cardboardbox, but it it has a it's
like knowing you can't see that it'sa playboy because it was in a black
sleep, but everybody knows it's aplayboy. The mailman's like, uh huh,
yep, perv Yeah, well sinnerin a non descript box, right

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that everyone knows what a nondescript boxis, right, regular box. It
says xx X on the front.You might as well just say not porn,
not here, right. One persondied after pizza delivery turned violent.
This happened outside of Houston, andone person is dead. It happened over
the weekend. The driver knocked onthe door of an apartment and was met

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by a pistol packing customer. Thedelivery man whipped out his gun and shot
the twenty one year old dead.He stayed on the scene and cooperated with
investigators. Didn't know pizza delivery peoplepacking no either, But I guess it
kind of makes sense because you're goingto so many different areas of the city

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and you don't know what's what,so having a form of protection does make
sense. Except it's pizza, right, and very few pizza delivery people are
taking cash like those are. It'sall done transactional on a website, right,
But you don't know what a hungryman's gonna do for a pizza,
here's the pizza pro and here's mygum, Like take my phone, it's

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your life. Or the driver knewthe pizza delivery person and that was the
way to get him to his house, like it was personal. Uh maybe,
but then I think that would havebeen said in the story, like
they knew each other, and thefact that he cooperated tells me it did
feel It was like, I man, he came at me packing. Yeah

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I felt threatened. Yeah yeah,a to slice of pizza. Ball waited
for the police to show up.I feel like you could. I think
you should be able to. You'relosing your job anyway. Oh yeah,
for sure. Why would you answeryour door? Why would you order pizza
answer your door with a gun inyour hand. I don't have a good

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answer. Yeah, you live ina rough neighborhood. But if you ordered
a pizza and know it's arriving,there shouldn't be a shock. Yeah,
true that, but you know,let's just say this is all speculation.
But let's just say his neighbor orsomebody a couple of houses down just went
through a home invasion, you know, and still and I know, so

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it's like, all right, Iget it. Look through the people.
Not every doors have peoples though,true, But you're expecting it. It's
I hear. I think you're makinga valid point, like maybe there's been
a problem or whatever. But whenyou expect somebody to be knocking on your
door, why are you answering witha gun. The only thing I think
is he had the wrong house,like somebody ordered it to be delivered to

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this house as a joke. Youknow, I guess, or don't be
ordering pizza. Take care, lazyass off the couch and go pick it
up yourself, if you're that parent. Yeah, I don't think he ordered
the pizza, is what I'm saying. I don't think that was part of
it. That's that would be theonly explanation why you would answer with the
door into the door with a gun. It is because you didn't expect somebody

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at your door. I get whatyou're saying. He's just sitting there on
his couch or is in his reclinerwatching mash or whatever and gets a knock
on the door. Well, I'mnot expecting anybody, what is this and
then grabs his pistol goes just incase. Because you know, hooligans and
stuff, you know. And thenit's the guy with the pizza, and

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it's like, okay, well,who are you? Why are you here?
Confused old man situation maybe even,and he shoots him or at least
pulls his gun out anywhere, right, Like guy's like, oh, yeah,
that's not a gun. This isa gun. Guy knocks on the
door, He's like, what,who's at my house? What's happening?
Comes out, points his weapon.Yes, and then the pizza guy goes,

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oh gosh, haw's time to unholsterher wherever. Yeah, I can't
imagine it's a he's showing it right, and then show and then put that.
There's some questions here. Pizza too, No, you drop the pizza.
Good technique. You'd want to dropthe pizza. It's in one of
those oven ready bags or whatever anyway, so you know, you just kind
of put it on the porch.Yeah, and you pull your pizza.

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Now you have a standoff, apizza standoff, right, a duel.
Yes, I'm not saying this wouldmatter or should matter. However, what
pizza are you putting the gun down? For? What? Topping? Like?
All right, so it's like everything'scool, I'm gonna put this gun
down on the ground. Right,Hey, wait, what kind of pizza

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Hawaiian? Gotcha and you shoot I'mpicking up what you're putting or or meat
lovers You're like, huh okay,yeah, never mind. Yeah, no,
DeMarco, that's it. One pizza. That's it because you gotta eat
that one. It's nice and hot. Yeah. I'm gonna go either like

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a Supreme minus the mushrooms. Youknow, if I open it, I
put the gun down and I getthe pizza, and I noticed it's a
Supreme, but it's got mushrooms on, and I'm picking the gun back up,
you know, shooting him in hisknees or something to that effect.
But probably like a meat lover's,you know, regular old PEPPERI yeah,
you know, that's just how Iam. Definitely not cheese. Supreme would

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be the only one I'm shooting on. You're gonna shoot somebody over oh yeah,
yeah, any other I'll take it, Oh okay, because you don't
like the green peppers and all that. Yeah, I don't like Supreme,
Gotcha, got you? Got you? It's just too much. I feel
like I'm it's like crab, likeI'm fighting too much. Yeah, I
don't think that I would shoot anybodyover any particular pizza, even whine mushroom,

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just plain old mushroom pizza. Ohyeah, that's just gross. That's
definitely neat. Yeah. Anybody whoorders just pizza with mushrooms only, no
pepperoni, no ham, no nothing, just just mushrooms only. The delivery
driver and the person who ordered itdeserve to be shot. You hate everything,
and the manager at the pizza storewho allowed that monstrosity to be made.

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Let's be clear. You don't lovepizza. That is true, So
you might shoot anyway. That istrue. I mean, but for a
slice of pepperoni. I mean,I I mean, all right, as
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who carded thirty four points along witheight rebounds and five assists. Chad Holmgren
added eighteen of his own along withnine rebounds and four blocks. It was

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an inefficient night for Luka Doncik,who scored just eighteen points. Kyrie Irving
was again why it with just ninepoints, though we did have nine assists.
PJ. Washington was pretty awesome witwenty one points and five three pointers.
It just wasn't good enough. Theseries will now shift back to OKC
for a pivotal Game five Tomorrow nightaction continues tonight with a pair of game

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fives. In the East, theKnicks play host to the Pacers at seven
on TNT, and in the West, the timber Wolves pay a visit to
the Nuggets on TNT at nine thirty, and both of those series are tied
up to and two. The gamelast night with the thunder Luco was I
mean, he missed that free throwwhere they could have tied, and he

(32:37):
could tell he was frustrated. Sotwo things. One is he in a
rut? Or could he bounce backand be even more ferocious. That's the
part that's crazy because you don't knownow which one are we going to get
next, because they just need one. They just need that one break of
him. When he doesn't play well, they are not good, all right.

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I hope he continues to play Horrile. Of course, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
and one of the league's top defensivebacks, will not have any contract drama
when running camp opens up. Theteam has given Pro Bowl safety and twin
Winfield Junior a four year contract.According to NFL Network, the deal's worth
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contract makes the safety the highest paiddefensive back in the league. It is
the first time a safety has everheld the distinction. Winfield had a fantastic
season last year for the Buccaneers.He started all seventeen games, made one
hundred and twenty two tackles, hadsix sacks, led the league with six
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then we'll talk to you on Mondayand get them taken care of. As
we toast our troops. So,a couple of weeks ago, you guys
said you could tell the difference betweenmayonnaise and so I went ahead and have

(35:14):
put together a mayonnaise tasting test.We're gonna go down three categories, smell,
color, and taste. I've givenyou guys a score sheet, So
by color, we'll start with color. I'll give you the three samples and
you will go oh, by color. I think this one is this brand
and they're designated ABC and you shouldhave those in front of you should know

(35:35):
which one's A, B and C, which I'll tell you here in a
second, okay, and then we'lldo smell. You'll smell and go oh,
I think this one is this bysmell? B is this flavor?
Okay, and then we'll finally dothe final part, which is the taste,
and then you can do an overallof well, all right, I'm
for sure this one is this brand. B is this brand. So here

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is A and it's written on thebottom too in case you forget. So
there is A. Don't smell ortaste it or anything again, here is
B all right? And these areall mayonnaise. Lindsay asked for a cracker,
I said, just the couple thatare in here, and then there
is C all right. And sothe flavors are Helman's Dukes and generic.

(36:21):
Okakay, my great value or somethingeffect? Yeah, always say yes,
okay. So the first one,let's just go off color or look alone.
Go ahead, I'm gonna have Gimpygo first, Gimpy, what do
you think on color alone? Goahead and tell us what you're thinking on
the mayonnaise? All right, becausewe should point out too by the way,
Lindsay said Duke's is the best,Gimby says Helman's is the best.

(36:43):
Oh no, no, I'm Duke'sguy. Oh okay, I thought you
said Helmans was the best. That'swhy I threw it in there. Uh.
Absolutely. I used to be aHulmans guy. Honestly, if you
want to think about it, Iused to be a miracle whip kind of
guy because that's what my mama had, and that's what I was raised on.
My brother was always a real mayonnaisekind of guy, and then he
go he turned on to the realmanonnaise. I'm like, okay, So
so I started off with Helmets andthen a listener had said something about Dukes.

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I was like, what's this Duke'smanaise. I've never heard of this
Duke's mayonnaise. And then I hadDuke's mayonnaise and I was like, dude,
you got some good mayonnaise. Sothat's how I got it turned on
to Duke's. I was the sameway I grew up with. That's why
miracle whip isn't in here. It'snot Mannis, it's not it's sound dressing.
But I was always it was alwayspresented to me as mayonnaise. Yeah,
Belvida was always cheese, right,stupid parents. All right, So

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color alone, what do you thinkcan be by looking at him? What
are you thinking? I am thinkingthat I'm thinking that B is definitely Duke's.
Okay, the color is just basedoff of the color alone. Well,
now that I think about it,this is fun. This is fun
because it's been a while since I'vehad I've never had generic mayonnaise, really

(37:51):
bougie maynaise, guy hun, ButI have had helmets and it's been a
little while, and I have hadDukes, and I'm trying I've got dukes.
I've got two containers of Duke's mayonnaisein my house right now, one
of the cabinet, one in thefridge. And it's not like I eat
a lot of man, I don'teven want to run out. I just
forgot. I thought I was runninglow. When I got another one and

(38:12):
them, I realized I'm not runningas low as I thought I was.
So now I've got extra mayonnaise.Okay. So I look at it,
I'm like, I'm trying to remember, trying to remember, and I'm thinking
that B is going to be theDukes. Now the hard one here that
based on color alone is between Aand C. When you know your answering,
please write it on your sheet soyou can keep tracks. So if
you think can be that Dukes oncolor alone, please put B in the

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color section here in the appropriate column. I'm gonna go ahead and do that.
I'm going to go ahead and saybased on I'm just going to go
ahead and do it, A,B and C. A's Helman's right in
a row, okay, and thenC is the generic. What about you,
lindsay, on color of the mayonnaise, the great mayo taste, how's
my mayo taste? Taste? Color, color, color, colors? Yeah,

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on color, I agree. Ibelieve that Duke's is letter B,
and they're close on color Helman's generic. It is very very close. But
I don't know that C looks alittle helman Z. I even gave her

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plenty of time, like I thoughtshe'd have a debate this while we were
talking about But I have a feelinghe's right. I think A is Helman's.
I think A is helmans On basedon color and generic is is there's
only one last and what's fun islike all right, we've already labeled it

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out, so like, what's thepoint in doing the other two? Maybe
it'll change your opinion, right,Okay, so go ahead and start with
smell. GIMPI smell a start witha oh big smell. Smell guy he
is, he's got quite the astutenose. Oh, he's pulled off to

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the side. He's really he's reallylike he's some saumer of mail who says
I'm not I'm dig I got gotmy nose down in there. And the
fun thing is like I just gotdone smoking. So my smell, my
smell is not a little messed up. Yeah it is, but it always
is any because I was gonna saydon't smoke, and then I was like,
that's like talking to myself. Yeah, that's not going to do any

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good. All right, based onsmell. All right, that's a Okay,
you got a little bit of mymail on your nose. Okay,
yeah you got so, Now smellb I want to smell be big.
Is there a difference? What flavorsare you smelling? Like, uh,
what's a lot of vinegar? Okay, a lot of vinegar? They okay,

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I'm moving on to see now.I mean they all smell like Mannai's
right. Oh good, Wait aminute, I'm gonna I would have never
guessed that this would be so conflicting. Well, C has no smell.
Oh, C has no smell atall whatsoever? Is there any nose fatigue?

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No? Okay, I don't thinkso, because like I can pick
up B and I can still smellthe man. Okay, all right,
and I'll pick up A. Okay, lindsay, wait till it's your turn,
please. So B is definitely thestronger one, all right, So
I'm sticking with smell Wise, We'regonna stick with dukes. Okay, see,

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got more mayonnaise on my nose,But CEE doesn't have a smell at
all whatsoever. So I'm still stickingwith C b engineric, which leaves you
know, deduction here as Helman's stillbe in a. Okay, you still
got my mail on your face?Okay, all right, lindsay, go
ahead, smell A on that microphonefor me. Smells like mayonnaise, smells

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like good mayonnaise. What does thefactor that makes good mayonnaise smell like?
You think? What do you usedto look at your miracle whip? Because
miracle of a sweeter. You donwant to smell sweets. And I grew
up on Helmans. That was becausethat was considered mayo, good mayo.
And I've only had generic mayonnaise onceand I said, never again, okay,

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never again. So if a isgeneric, then it's a damn good
generic mayonnaise, okay, because tome it smells like Helmans. Okay,
And what is the quantifying smell ofhelmets good mayonnaise? I don't know,
right, just smells like how doesb smell? Smells like Dukes and the

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only smell of Dukes Again, itsmells like mayonnaise. I mean, mayonnaise
just has that that egg yolky,vinegary smell. But to me, Duke's
just is very, very creamy,and it's very the color of Duke's is

(43:21):
I know that, but that is. But mannase smells like mayonnaise to me,
but the taste is definitely different.I don't know about. Yes,
we will get to that. Buton just smell, what does the quantifying
smell difference? It's not as strong. Duke's smell is not as strong as
all right, and then see thissmells sea smells weak, right much of

(43:50):
a smell to it? Not muchof a smell or at all. For
that fact, I am curious toif it would have smelled sea first,
would you have a different opinion?Okay, if that's possible, that's fair.
Okay, So what do you markingthese ass? I'm gonna smell smelling
C again, I'm going to saythat it is, and smelling A again.

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I'm gonna say that A is Helman'sbased on smell, So smell and
color, you're going with Helmans isA, yes, okay, And based
on smell, I'm gonna stick withb as Dukes and generic C. Okay.
And let's go with taste now,and uh, this time we're going

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to go in opposite order. SoGimby will start with A. Lindsay will
start with C. Gotcha, allright? So yes, all right,
So Gimby go ahead and taste Aon the great man, my great mayonnaise
taste. Let me taste the A. All right, Just a little,
just a little bit is all youneed. I don't need a whole walping
spoonful. Got two more to tastetoo, I know straight. Manning's by

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itself. Man, not good,not good, but all right, I'm
going in for one more. It'ssound like I'm hungry. You need another
second taste of it, because I'mfairly certain I'm sticking with Helmans to be
a okay, based on taste,I should have rub my water in here,
plush the palate. Yeah, goahead, go get it, go

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get go, get it real quick. And while you're doing that, we'll
have Lindsay tastes sea. Yeah,so Lindsay's gonna taste sea. She just
got a little bit. She justneeds a little bit of a taste.
I taste generic to me. It'snot strong, and it's almost more like

(45:50):
a salad dressing. Yeah, ittastes more so salad dressing. So more
of a generic almost miracle whitefish.Oh okay, definitely taste generic. Okay,
trashing theary case. You need apush and spit right like you do
with wine, right if you drinktoo much. Yeah, all right,

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So she has tasted sea, Sogim b, what don't you go ahead
and taste bee of my great mayonnaisetaste as he had his water. So
his palate is cleansed. Lindsay iscleansing with celsius. That's weird. I
just found out those have energy inhim. I had no idea. So
I drank one like at dinner,and I could not fall asleep. It
took me forever to fall asleep.Would you to think it was regular water?

(46:35):
I just thought it was like asparkling static thing. Gotcha, I
am currently cleaning off my spoon,right, No, tainted exactly, I
don't tainted sample. Here's smart smart, so it just kind of bear with
me. It's that green tea extract. Okay. Yeah, I don't know
what made it caffeine, but therewas a lot of caffeine in it.
All right, So Gimby is gonnaready taste b of my great mayonnaise taste.

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I've swished, I've spit. Ithink I've said. They can tell
the difference in my palette. Allright, Oh god, yeah, I'm
sticking with Dukes on that one.That's very pungent and it's very rich.
Okay. Duke's mayonnaise, I feel, is very very rich. Okay,
So I mean I can just goahead. You don't even need a second

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taste. No, okay, amazingon a sandwich. Okay, Lindsay is
tasting bee. Oh she's just gettingshe's getting less than last time. No,
no, no, I'm gonna getmore because I really enjoyed the dukes.
So you think this is Duke's justby before you even tasted it.
Oh yeah it's It's rich and creamy, very much. So I would not

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use this for us as a saladdressing at all. Okay, this is
super good on a roast beef sandwich. Yeah, yeah, yeah it is.
Thank you for the food recommendation.All right, So now GIMPI you
will taste see the final one ofmy great mayo taste, and uh then
we'll get the final judgment of Lindsey'sas she will move on to a in

(48:07):
a second. As I clean offmy spoon of mayonnaise with a tissue,
they're clean. It brings me backto earlier. Yeah, no correlation this
morning. Oh stop it. Youwere by yourself this morning. I know.
All right, So he's tasting cnow, all right, mayo taste,

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which I believe is the generic feelconfident going in now huh after taste
the others hold on, let meyou see I have a mess with it.
Yeahtain it. I'm just I'm justrinsing. Oh yeah in the ballot.
Oh that's fine. There's no wayto cheating this because there's a there's
a mayonnaise film in my mouth rightnow, like a little oily. Okay,

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well, okay, wait your turnedwoman. All right, there we
go. This is the sea tastein the sea? Yeah you are,
oh god, hold on, Yeah, that's cheap as hell. What what
are you tasting that makes it cheap? It's very tart, right, okay

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to me, Dukes and Helman's isnot it's it's not sweet, but it's
not as tart as that. Thatthat made me cringe. And when when
it comes, at least in myexperiences with generic foods, there's a huge
taste difference and most of the timeit makes you go, you know,
and that's exactly what that did.So just based on my gut instinct,

(49:36):
I'm sticking with see being the generic. I'm sitting here thinking to myself,
I'm like, surely he's not justgonna abc him right there, you know,
and put him on the on thesheet the way they are. Maybe
some kind of tricky who knows,trying to get into your head, but
that's the same. At the sametime, I feel like I'm in the
Princess Bride right now when it's like, you know, when they're drinking the

(49:59):
poison the wine or whatever, andit's like, yeah, yeah, I
feel like I'm in that scene rightnow. So either way, what's done
is done, A, B andC. Hellman's Duke's Generic, Okay,
if somebody's texting in Duke's greater thanHelman's. Another one, mayo should have
been done with a total of ninespoons and three categories. Sure, well,
don't we get your own show,do it your own way. Another

(50:20):
one miracle whip greater than mayonnaise?What? Another one should have had some
beat coffee beans to cleanse before thesmell test? Sure does that help?
Listen? Like everything else on theshow, we half ascid, So I
don't know what you're looking for.All right, Lindsay, is gonna taste
A? Now? Yeah? Oh, Lindsay, has this either a revelation

(50:46):
or confusion? How about some words? It's more it's Helman's, it's more
potent. But I think it's becausewhere was the confusion stronger? It tasted
stronger to me, Like it didn'ttaste great. Oh didn't taste great.

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The generic didn't taste bad to me, But at first that A did not
taste great, but it tasted Ithink because I've been spoiled on Duke's.
I grew up on Hellman's and I'vealways been a fan, but then Duke's
ruined me for Helman's. I honestlybelieve that. But I know the smell

(51:30):
of Helman's, and A definitely smellsof Hellman's mayonnaise. So what's your final
ranking? I believe that Hellman's isa Duke's is bing and the generic is
C. Now, well kind ofgeneric? I have, no that doesn't
it's generic? Right, all right? Any changes Lindsay no, GIMPI any

(51:52):
changes? No, I'm not changinganything. Is your order the same as
Lindsay's a C, Hellman's, Duke'sGeneric. The question of the day is
do you have the bottles with youwith the letters written on them? Or
you just got answers written? No? I wrote it all. I wrote
it all down. But the bottlesare in the frigid Yeah, uh there,
none of them are they're none ofthose uh just kidding the same kind.

(52:17):
They're all generic. They're firing peoplearound here. You think we can
afford Man's, right, Hellman's wasall right, and that leaves Dukes and
the generic, and Dukes was Cjust kidding. Dukes was b and the

(52:38):
generic was See, you guys gotit perfectly. You both know your male.
Good job. There's no way Icould have done this, not at
all. No, not at all, just because like all mayonnaise taste the
same to you or I'm not.At one, I'm not a big mayonnaise
guy. Two, I just don'tpay attention to condiments that much. Fair
Enough, I'm not all in that. If I'm making something, as Lindsay

(53:02):
pointed out, a roast beef sandwich, how delicious it is. With Dukes,
I one would never put mayonnaise ona roast beef sandwich, and two
I would just go do we havemayo? And that'd be the end of
the conversation, right, it doesn'tmatter what kind it is. Well,
I'm just not as well cultured inthe mayo world as you two are.
Fair Enough, If you were toput your your senses to the test,

(53:24):
what product do you think or itemor whatever do you think that you would
be able to blindly test like wejust did here, A hot sauce?
Maybe? No, No, Idon't think I could. Okay, I
mean I could probably do food,brother, That's what I'm It doesn't have
to be like I could go likeI could taste food and go, oh

(53:45):
that's mushrooms or that's look them,okay, but I could not do brand
difference. Okay, so one,I mean obvious beers, Like I feel
like maybe I would get close inbeers, but I do not have enough
confidence in knowing the difference, Likeit'd be like beer would be like doing

(54:06):
Doctor Pepper and Coke and Mountain Dew. I know which one's gonna be witch
got you. But if you tellme the difference between Doctor Pepper and you
know, the Mountaineer one or whateverit is, Doctor Thunder, doctor Thunder
Short, I'm probably gonna be likemaybe I would know slight in a mister
Pibben there or something like that.I was thinking more like, you know,
like chicken tenders or something like that. But that's that's something you'd have
to be blindfolded on, I feel, because you know, you'd be looking

(54:29):
at him and be like, oh, I could tell this is from Waldo's
or this is from raising canes orwhatever. So so like I'll like a
blind someone texting a coffee taste test, maybe between different brands of coffee like
Folgers Maxwellhound Starbucks s Barbucks. Okay, okay, I don't know. I
think there's a different like I wouldprobably be able to go, oh,

(54:51):
well, that's definitely not Starbucks,But I don't know if i'd be able
to if you put Starbucks in anotherhigh end in there, I probably wouldn't
be able to tell the different streamthey do. Right? Do you drink
Starbucks all the time every day?Yeah? But uh, that was screaming.
Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm notas good as with the male as
you two are. You know yourmale smell, taste, color, and

(55:12):
miracle whip. As far as thatgoes, you put that in a fruit
salad, then it's a fruit salad, fruit salads, miracle whip, miracle
whip, miracle whip and a fruitsalads. Gross. That's the only time
I've ever needed it. What mygrandmother would make those? What do they
call those? A yellow with ayellow mold? I have no I have

(55:35):
no idea that a miracle and uhoranges and with miracle web. Yes,
are you sure? Yep? Yep. That was the only time because I've
had a fruit salad with vanilla yogurtdescribed how you just said it, but
I've never had it with miracle whip. That's disgusting. You just ain't living

(55:59):
mind. Well, I'm not Southern, all right, we got to take
a break. We'll be back.More of The Big Man Morning Show is
next nine KMOT, Good morning.It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine one

(56:23):
eight four six. Soh kmot.I know there are people on the edge
of their seat about what fruit saladthey can mix with mayonnaise. Apparently that
is a Waldorf salad. More,you know, let's play a game because
someone's winning a bowl at Waldorf Saladand tickets to Bert Kreischer. I'm actually

(56:45):
not providing Waldorf salad. So that'sthe disclaimer. You done it, ex
gip it, keepy to work thatout. Pair of tickets see the Machine
on Friday at the bok Center.Tickets available be okaycenter dot com. And
we're gonna play sing Sing current recordis well, it looks like I'm leading
with seven, Lindsay has six andyou have three. Last week's winter that'd

(57:06):
be me, So Corbyn and Lindsayat nine one eight four six, oh
K m o d nine one eightfour six, oh kmod call up,
decide who's going to be your cluegiver? Whoever gets the most right is
gonna win those tickets to see BurtKreischer at the Bok Center on Friday.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Chase?
Chase? How are you today?Friend? Well by yourself, good buddy.

(57:27):
Who do you want to give?Clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Uh,
let's go, let's punch Sun.But Corbyn on the board. All
right, Chase. Sixty seconds areon the clock. Timers starts after the
first clue. Are you ready?Yep? Alright, here we go.
Uh. This is the Atlanta rapperum and uh he sings a song about

(57:52):
not being at a high altitude andwhen you're here hello? Correct? Correct?
Correct? Another Atlanta group and thisis the people that sing the Miss
Jackson song. And this is theirother song. Uh, oh my gosh,

(58:15):
opposite opposite of in out, yes, and not Miss Jackson. But
uh, oh my god. Okay, this is what farmers harvest and making
bundles. Horses eat it. Hey, yes, there you go, excellent

(58:44):
jobs. Amy Lee's banned their mostfamous song, uh, bring me to
life? Correct, h Jacoby shaddockstheir most famous song, popa roach.
You're not first, your last resortoh, good god time. No,
we didn't get it man. Yes, it's me, It's me, all

(59:07):
right, listen. Three might begood enough, Chase, so hang them
along. Don't go anywhere, buddy. Yes, I'm the problem. It's
all right. Let's see who Lindsay'sgot as a competitor. Good morning,
you're on the air. What isyour name? Mark? Mark? How
are you today? Good? Youand Lindsay have to beat three? Okay,

(59:29):
okay, here we go. Anotherword for weed or drugs, dope?
Uh huh, Yes, you gotit dope, and finish this saying
big mad morning dope Joe. Yes, all right, bend, working so

(59:51):
hard, I'm punching my card eighthours for what? Oh tell me what
I got? He is the soundtrack King. He did the song for
Top Gun and this movie with thesame name of this song starring Kevin Bacon
starring Kevin No starring Kevin Bacon.Not your hands but your h Yes,

(01:00:23):
mom, spaghetti, he's uh mileeminem. Yes, what's the name of
the song? If you use yourself? Yes, they sing sweet Home Alabama,
time, time, time, andwe have a time. That means
there is no winner, So sorry, Mark, Thank you so much for

(01:00:45):
playing all right, thank you.Yeah, Chase, we had a time
man, no winner. Sorry,that's a right, buddy. Have a
good game. Man talks a biggame till it's time to play, right
all right? Yeah, this isthe sounds like an individual name, but
it's not. It's a group Southernband. This is a song that gets

(01:01:07):
played at funerals and when you arecaged and then you are released, you
are suddenly free when you don't haveto pay for something. There you go.
Avian falconers are a type of falcons, skinner and freebird. And then

(01:01:28):
the one that happened right at theend. Yeah, he pretty much said
it right at the end. Butfor not first you're last and stay at
an all inclusive sure Shangri Law resorts, Yes, popperroach and last resort.
There's a cool thing they did ontheir TikTok and they went through how they

(01:01:50):
made that song and one of theguys was messing around in the studio and
he apparently is a trained pianist andhe was doing like messing around with that
song, playing it with both hands, the bass and the guitar part with
his you know, as a rightand left and it sounds amazing. And
then the guitarists turned it into arocks like added strings. It's a phenomenal

(01:02:14):
and the lyrics that Jacoby had werefor a rap song he was working on.
He was working on and was likeit wasn't coming together, so we
tried it on that and then that'show they got this song. It's a
fantastic little behind the music for PapaRoachs, who are a phenomenal band.
All right, the record now keepmain lead with seven, keeps lindsay six,
keeps you with three, Take abreak and we'll be back. Good

(01:02:53):
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banning transgender people from using bathrooms correspondingwith their gender identities and state public schools.
The bill, called the Safer Act, requires all public schools to have
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There is another chance to see theNorthern Lights, but not for us.
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Air quality alerts were issued yesterday fromMontana, North de Glory, South
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you Hondis a home. The SuperBowl champions are set to begin their title
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Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens andthe NFL's primetime season opener to open the
twenty twenty four season. The AFCChampionship Game rematch will be played on Thursday,
September fifth at Arrowhead Stadium. TheChiefs have won four of the last
five had to head matchups with Baltimore, dating back to twenty eighteen. The

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full NFL schedule is set to bereleased tomorrow. They just released two more
games this morning. They released theSunday Night game Chiefs in Week two Chiefs
Bengals, and then they released thefirst Monday Night game, which was,
if I remember correctly, the fortynine Ers and Jets. So Aaron Rodgers

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and Rock Party, and so we'llget to see hopefully forty one seconds.
Don't hold that flag and go runningout there with it, right, Aaron
Rodgers and the Lions have made theirstar quarterback the second highest paid player in
his position. ESPN reports Jared Goffwas awarded a four year, two and

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twelve million dollar contract extension yesterday.The deal includes one hundred and seventy million
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to go with thirty touchdowns and twelveinterceptions. He also guided Detroit to its
first NFC Championship game in more thanthree decades. I don't get this.
I don't. I just don't getit. It's a lot of money.
It is for for somebody we haven'tseen make the commit like make it happen

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with this team, right, it'sa lot of belief. I think they're
scared to jinx it, like togive it to anyone else, Yes,
because it came so close. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see right,
Like I know everybody's rooting for them, but I don't know. It

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can call it nine one eight foursix. So kmod this one says,
uh. In the last few years, I have found my confidence with girls
and I'm trying to capitalize on it. It's not uncommon to meet girls and
hook up with them. Well,I just found out I have an STD.
I'm not sure who gave it tome, and now I feel like
I've been punched in the gut.Do I have to tell women the rest

(01:09:45):
of my life that I got anSTD? Man man always trying to keep
you down? Well that sounds likeit sucks. I don't know, it
depends. Why do you say thatdepends? Somebody else? Did hear the
guys? That's what I was gonnasay. Some are worse than others.

(01:10:05):
Yeah, some some you know,you just can't get rid of some of
them, you know, they theyyou know, with a little bit of
antibiotic, you'd be all right,all right, all right. So but
the sucks that they didn't share whatthey had m you know, because that's
really going to change the answer absolutely, I think anyway, I think it

(01:10:27):
would. So you're saying, letme interpret and you tell me if I'm
hearing you correctly. If there arecertain ones that are less of a big
deal, you don't have to tellanybody about them. I'm not saying that.
I'm just what I'm saying is like, because this person is worried about
having to tell everybody they get withfor the rest of their life, Hey,
I have this right. So whatI'm saying is, if it's if

(01:10:50):
it's aids, more than likely you'regonna have to tell everybody you get with.
If it's chlamydia. No, AndI'm not saying that, like,
no, you don't have to tellthem. No, what's treatable. You
see what I'm saying. Lindsay,have you ever had to tell anybody you
have an STD? Gimby, Haveyou ever had to tell anybody who had
an STD? No, I've hadone tell me they did and then I

(01:11:11):
went and got it fixed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've never been
on either side of that. Now. I have been told by an X
that I have given can you moveover? Just thank you. I have
been told by an ex that Igave them an STD, right, but
I just ignored that, right becauseyou know, they're just bitter axes.
Yeah. I don't know how youtrack that to me? Yeah, yeah,

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much like this person's problem. Theydon't know where they got it,
and it couldn't you know, itcould have been It could have been from
anybody, be honest with you,you know, it could have been from
somebody decades ago. Good on youfor finding your confidence, man, way
to find that stride? Yeah right, get it. Some people never do,

(01:11:53):
or they don't recognize they have founda stride. Get out there,
just living your best whatever age hesaid he was life, Yeah, have
fun, do it? Do it? Yeah. I wish they would have
said, like how they found out? Yeah, like did someone call and
tell you? Right? Right?That person went to the doctor for like
a random regular checkup or whatever.It was like, oh, hey,
by the way, you've got siffiganaher palace. Right. Did someone call

(01:12:15):
and tell you or did you recognizesomething that shouldn't be there, well,
that doesn't look right? Or didhe himself go get a check up?
Which would you rather find out byfinding it on your own and then having
to tell people or someone telling you, Lindsey, probably on my own because

(01:12:43):
m to save them embarrassment. Maybeoh your help her? Okay, either
way, it's bad. Yes,I mean yeah, gimpih I. That
is a very good question, right, because short of a bump popping up,

(01:13:06):
you know, i et horts whatever, or a blistering sore or maybe
even a leaky faucet, how wouldyou know? Yeah, how would you
know? Right unless you go tothe doctor or whatever, and you know,
because you just go on about yourbusiness and everything seems to be all
right. Maybe it burns a littlebit when you pee, you but you

(01:13:28):
know, you'd have to go tothe doctor and do a routine, you
know, and then then find outthat way. So I guess ultimately in
the end, you would find out, it'd be better to find out from
the other person. Go get ittreated, and then you know, stay
away from that person. What's theprotocol? If someone tells you, how

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many people do you have to tell? Well, that's a good question in
my opinion. You know, itreally depends on how many people you've been
with since you were with the personthat told you. If you were with
the person that told you just yesterday, right, and that's kind of the
only person you've ever been with,right, since you've been seeing this one

(01:14:10):
person, then I think it's allright. You know, you don't have
to tell anybody. I feel likeif someone tells me, I now have
this responsibility. I have less ofresponsibility to tell a bunch of people,
whereas if I find out on myown, I suddenly have a lot of
work. I gotta activate the phonetree. And you got to go as
far back as you can remember,you would probably I don't know. I

(01:14:31):
have to go as far back asto when you first started having sex.
Oh, I don't know, becauseyou don't know when that came along.
Let's just say that you know youlost your virginity to a woman with loose
morals, right, and you didthat at the age of sixteen, right,
But you didn't find out until youwere in your mid twenties or thirties

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that you have this issue. Youknow, that's a lot of backtrack because
you don't know where that came from. It could have been that one dirty
hoe they slept with that one night. Yeah, that you lost your virginity
to. But that sucks, thatsounds like. And how severe of an
STD do you tell people? Right? Do you go into specifics? Do

(01:15:15):
you tell or do you just blanketit with an STD or STI or whatever
the hell they're calling it? Ifyou have crabs? How many people you
got to go call? All yourpartners you've ever had? Come on?
No? I mean how long haveyou had the you know, crosh critters?
I mean have they been biting youfor years? Yeah? Have you
had an itchy crash for years?I don't know? Or is it just
as this is something that just flaredup. A lot of that depends on,

(01:15:39):
like how long have you been dealingwith these symptoms that you've been ignoring
or just hoping that they go awayon their own. I think that's where
the real question is, can youhave it and not have symptoms of just
yeah, of any of them arecrabs of crabs, I guess I have
no idea. I've never had crabsanybody that's ever had crabs, But I

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imagine you know, when they're sittingthere scratching their crotchell area like I got
dang, you know, wolverine,Then yeah, that's the symptom for sure.
I just I think my head goesto if I'm scratching down there,
I'm not having sex, right,what depends? Because there's natural itches,
there's natural itches there. Yeah,but there's difference between natural and unnatural.

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Well that's what I'm talking about.If you're going and scratching your crotch like
a rabbit wolverine, then you knowyou've got a problem. But if it's
one of those little and you knowwhat I'm talking about, And this can
go into a different story of thedifferent types of scratches, because there are
different types of scratches for different areasof your genitalia. I'm telling you,
there's the pension twist, there's thethumb flick, all right, and then
there's the rabbid wolverine. What neverheard of this? No, if you

(01:16:55):
are if you have that much adjustingyou are doing. You have a problem.
Maybe no, you do, that'sa weird thing. Maybe you get
natural itches all over your body.Oh my head itches right? Why I
got a nanch on my back?You know. But it's not a reoccurring
like it's a one off. Right. If you're itching constantly, you have

(01:17:15):
something happening to your body. Andthat's what I'm talking about with that rabbid
wolverine scratch. Something's going on andyou have to itch it like a damn
rabbit wolver You know something's going on. If your head itches like that and
you have to constantly scratch it likea rabbit wolverine, you probably got head
lice, right or something. Something'sgoing on where you need to get that
fixed. You know. If you'vegot you know, a little itch on

(01:17:39):
your on your sack and you justgot a pinch and twist to get rid
of that itch real quick, that'snothing to worry about. I can't believe
you guys have never heard it.I've I have missed. I have never
alleviated an itch with a pinch andtwist. Really, I'm assuming that's more
of just where you adjust yourself.Oh man, that's an itch, right,
there in a certain spot, youjust pinch it and twist it and

(01:18:00):
it's good to go. And furthermore, there's one that you know because you
don't want to go too hard,and that's where you just kind of flick
it with the tips of your fingers. Right there. You're just just huh
yeah, never heard or I understandby For the many years that I've been
doing this show and it being numberone, I'm way I'm the odd one

(01:18:21):
out. I get it. Ijust don't touch my genitals that much in
any way, shape or form whenI'm clothed in interesting, I've known all
men to adjust them. Yes,you adjust, you grab your pull over
whatever. Maybe you spread them open, you shake, you know, when

(01:18:42):
they're stuck to your legs. Okay, you know what I'm saying. Ok
sort of thing happens. Adjustments ofthe world. We're talking about, well,
we're just talking about itches. There'sitches down there. You get them
every now and again, and youknow, you just grab, pinch and
twist or like I said that,the old flick is nice and flick,
pinch and twist. Yes, Wolverine, yes, huh yes, Okay,

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Wolverine sounds like you need to dosome manscaping serious man or drink more water.
Yeah, because you have dry skin, maybe applies, Maybe start a
lotion routine. I don't know,apply that lotion vigorously. Some text coming
in, Yes you do tell themanother text personally, I have heard pes
and it might be fed up.But I met someone and they want to

(01:19:23):
have a one night stand. I'mnot telling them if someone I could actually
respect, If it's someone I couldactually respect and have in my life,
I'll tell them. Okay, Well, then you might have a lot of
morals to navigate. Drill sure isit curable? If not, you have
to disclose before bodily contact. Soif it's curable, you don't have to

(01:19:44):
say anything that depends like are yougoing to have sex with them before it's
cured, Because if you are,then you probably want to go ahead and
disclose that. But if it's something, you know, take a little penicillin,
a little shot on a you know, something with a Schlan in it
maxis still something like it? Thenyou know, you take your medicine and
then you go and do the thing, and you can't get to say no,
how many days after you've taken thepenicillin do you go back to the

(01:20:11):
forest to hunt me. Personally,I think you run through your prescription like
you're supposed to. Okay, whenthe prescription's over how many days? Yeah,
the next day, you know,okay to retest. I don't know.
I mean, I guess if youwant to be exumusician. If it's
curable and you get it taken careof and you're clean, no, you
don't have to. If it's notcurable and you will have it the rest

(01:20:34):
of your life, then yes youhave to, you selfish bastard. Reasonable
answer. Ethically, you should tellsex partners if there's a likelihood of transmission.
Nuclear answer. Look, anyone candie from anything at any time.
Life is a risk. We're allout here just rolling the dice. Rationalization
is a wonderful thing. Another one. I do sleep around, so I
try to get tested every couple ofmonths. I hope my other partners do

(01:20:57):
the same. Another one, condomsare at the health department. Nasty people.
Another one, I would guarantee themajority of people don't even know where
the health department is. Uh,dude needs to get it taken care of.
Tell any partners he has the abilityto tell that they should get tested
and wrap it up, slay allthe bitches you want. Just be safe
about it, bro. Another onehad a friend of mine whose girlfriend ended

(01:21:19):
up with an STD tried blaming himfor it. Come to find out she
was a cheating horn. I've beenso down before. I've been so down
bad before that a woman told meshe had herpies and I still went for
it. No, another one.If it's curable and he gets it taken

(01:21:41):
care of, then it's not anyone'sbusiness. Most STIs or STDs are curable.
But if it's HIV, then hedefinitely needs to let any potential partners
know beforehand. But isn't HIV manageablenow? Like yeah, yeah, but
it's still I mean, there's nocure for it. It's managed cure.
Now. I thought Magic said he'sgood, Oh, because he's magic man.

(01:22:02):
Uh. Dealing with the stigmas ofhaving STDs makes finding someone who actually
will stick by your side a bittougher. I personally feel like, since
I have herpes, I'm not goingto be able to find my forever person.
Sure he can't, Sure he can't. Don't let a little herbs.
Yeah, you need to be goingto the website herpesmatchmaker dot Com that we
know that exists. It does.We've looked it up. Another one.

(01:22:25):
Do onto others as you would havedone to you. Gimpy knows this stuff.
Though I've never flicked my junk.I'm a big supporter of the pinchion
roll. Okay, so he knowspart of his stuff. Uh yes,
Pinsion twist is a thing. Bandof brothers showing up, tell you your
MC to chill out, telling thephone tree to chill uh, quit trying

(01:22:46):
to pull an usher. Okay,it's a good celebrity joke there. Yeah,
a couple of things on this withthe uh get in a condom?
That sounds good and I think that'sa good PSA like, hey, wrap
it up. Yeah, and ifyou're hard and fast with that rule,

(01:23:08):
good on you. Right, somepeople just aren't good with that, right,
right forgetfulness or heat of the moment. There's a refuse or refuse right
whatever. Yeah, Yeah, there'sI just can't either. Women too,
It's just doesn't feel as good.Unfortunately, society has deemed birth control or

(01:23:29):
sexual safety on the side of thewoman in a lot of scenarios. So
we leave it up to the womanand they're like, you don't need to
use a condom? You go,hell, yeah, right right, or
if you forget one, you go, is it okay the condom? Right?
We put we kicked that can tosomeone else as men. So if
your girl doesn't say anything, hell, they made a movie about it right

(01:23:53):
where he was like, I thoughtyou said it was fine and knocked up?
Right, and he gets her,he gets her pregnant. Another one.
I get tested every few months.First of all, good on you,
bro. Yeah, that's impressive.That's impressive that you have a regiment
to make sure you're not sick.Yeah, with sexually transmitted diseases. Also,

(01:24:15):
huh, that's a week. Areyou more diligent with that than you
are your actual medical body? Right? The priorities, man, priorities.
Yell, my lungs may be dying, but at least my waiter is still
good. You don't have to belonely at herpesoly dot com. Just imagine

(01:24:39):
the profile pigs these bleeding blisters.Yeah, does it have to you have
to disclose how intense a right yourflare ups are? How often they happen?
All? Right? Listener email froma guy who is uh In the
last few years has found his confidencewith girls, and I'm trying to capitalize
on it. It's not uncommon tomeet girls and hook up with them.

(01:25:00):
Well, I just found out Ihave an STD. I'm not sure who
gave it to me, and nowI feel like I've been punched in the
gut. Do I have to tellwomen the rest of my life that I
got an STD? Lindsey, Yes, especially if it's not curable. Tell
your partners, and if it iscurable, then get it fixed, get

(01:25:21):
cured, and then you can goabout your business and leave it at that
and then wrap it up moving forward. Kimbi, No, you don't.
If it's curable and you can goand get it fixed. That's why we
could send an emails about STDs.We need to know what kind you're dealing

(01:25:41):
with here. Most of them arefixable, you know, And I say,
you just kind of lay low.Don't be out slaying until you're you're
fixed up, all right, Goto the doctor, get your antibiotics or
whatever it takes to get rid ofthis, and then go on about your
business. Don't be hooking up withanybody until you're completely one hundred percent good

(01:26:02):
again. Now, if it ishappens to be the hive or the AIDS
or something that you know you justis terminal, or you know you're gonna
be stuck with for a long time, forever, forever, then yeah,
you're gonna have to. It sucks. And honestly, it's up to you

(01:26:25):
if you want to disclose that information. You don't really you don't really have
to. Then it's a moral thingfor you. If you feel like you
need to, then you probably should, you know. But if you just
want to go through life willy nillyslaying everything that comes by and then just
you know, spreading disease and pestilenceall over running hot yeah yeah, yeah,

(01:26:48):
you zippers getting stuck all the time. You know, that's that's a
new thing. That's a you thing. But for me, you know,
fix it, don't say anything.And if you can't fix it, totally,
have say some This would be anexample, this topic, I think
is an example that some of usare trying, but most of us aren't,
because it all depends on what youthink is bad in the STD world

(01:27:12):
and whether you'll tell someone. It'snot a hard and fast STDs you should
tell people because some ridiculous number it'slike, ninety percent of men carry HPV,
which is not curable. So areyou telling people you got HPV ninety
percent of men? I'm gonna gowith no. Well, what's the same
statistic on the women though, it'seighty okay, so there's still a huge

(01:27:34):
majority of everybody in the world's gothie. But that's what I'm saying is you
can't go with the if it's notcurable to tell people because everybody's carrying it,
right, And it also shows howmuch we all don't know about our
own bodies and sexually transmitted diseases.So do you have to tell everybody?

(01:27:56):
Again? I think it depends onthe intensity of it. And uh,
maybe this is God sending you anotice like, hey, man, chill,
you don't need to be going likethe apocalypse is happening tomorrow and you
should really rethink how you make yourselfsafe because you don't want something oozing that

(01:28:18):
is that will change your mind forever. Wrap it up, bro, goodness
gracious, public sexually public schools,sexually transmitted disease education. Yeah, all
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dot com. This email says,my job recently sent a notice that they
are, have been, and willcontinue to monitor our website traffic and that
it's against the company policy to lookat pornographic material. They also said if

(01:29:28):
we use the company Wi Fi ona personal device, those are subject to
traffic tracking and we are held tothose same standards on those personal devices.
I'm freaking I've looked at porn athome on my company device, and I
for sure have on my phone atwork. Am I screwed? Oh MAGNI

(01:29:48):
own of all the places I've workedsince the Internet, they've all had a
policy like this in some regard.Yeah, of those places, I can't
think of one that I know of. Now, that doesn't mean they disclosed
it or would where somebody's gotten introuble for what they looked at. Yeah,

(01:30:12):
I have heard of people that workedat places that have those policies and
have fired people for those policies.Yeah, it's if it's the worst policy,
then it's their policy. That's theirrules, you know. And if
you're breaking the rules, then what'sthe consequence of a breaking the rules?
Get written up, get let youknow, fire whatever whatever. I've never
had that problem. Yeah, Ican't think of anyone that's been busted for

(01:30:36):
being on websites they shouldn't be orYeah, we just have a different type
of job, right, we're notvery corporate America. A lot of places
you take a class on how toorchestrate your emails. They don't do that
with us. So we just havea different type of career. Yeah,

(01:30:59):
my job before this, I mean, they had filters in place where you
couldn't access certain websites social media,adult websites, entertainment websites, stuff like
that. You know, they hada lot of filters on those, so
where you were basically just stuck withyou know, the websites you needed to
use for work or like MSN dotcom you know whatever. News to me.

(01:31:25):
The loophole here is what's pornographic.Right, as I've gotten older,
the people's terms of pornographic or evenswear words is pretty broad. Yeah,
there is no clear, definitive answeron pornographic stuff. Right. I don't
know how the whole computer science andeverything works. You know, if you
pull up a website and written inthe code is a word pornography or pornographic

(01:31:51):
or porn, porn, porn,porn, porn, whatever, and maybe
that's how it gets there. Idon't know how that works. All I
know is I type in porn huband then at auto fills and then I
hit an enter. Well, dependingon the company you work for, going
to a website like TMZ could beraw misuse of swimsuits right right? Yes?

(01:32:13):
Uh, somebody text in say gethelp for your pork addiction. Oh,
they correct it. Get help foryour porn addition addiction. Another one.
I work at the unemployment office forthe state of Oklahoma. I have
dealt with several people being fired forlooking at porn at work. Wow,
time and place bro. This isstandard practice, and to be honest,
I'm surprised the company doesn't have thosesites blocked. But if you can't control

(01:32:35):
yourself at work or use your ownphone at home, you have bigger issues
than a job. Rah that feelsa little elitist. You can't control Some
people go to the bathroom right whenthey get to work and spend twenty minutes
there. So I don't know,really mean control yourself right right? Right?
People also have ibs. Yeah,sure, Well there's the difference between

(01:32:58):
scroll and social media and scroll inthe hub, you know. And even
then if you're just scrolling the hub, right and you're just looking watching whatever,
you know, as long as you'renot masturbating vigorously on the clock,
I guess it's all right. Anotherone says, how do you have time
for porn if you're doing your job? Settle down. There's definitely downtime breaks

(01:33:23):
away time for porn, bathroom breaks. Oh but just this elitist of like
I work eight hours NonStop from themoment I arrive until I leave. Nobody
does that. My dad was adispatcher for a trucking company and his job
was to find loads for drivers totake. Well, he decided to look
for oversized escorts and the link heclicked on was not what he was wanting.

(01:33:46):
That's funny, because he was wantingan escort for trucking he cut horse
instead. Oh yeah, I don'tthink they take ignorance as an excuse,
right, No, I mean maybeonce. Maybe once, right, you
can take that as an excuse,But I think after you've you've been warned

(01:34:08):
to one time, you know,maybe you've learned your Like, yeah,
you wouldn't slide it again and belike, all right, I get it.
We're a trucking company. You werelooking for escorts for the truck.
But come on, six months later, you're still looking at fat Horse.
I don't know how routing filtering worksor any of that, and so I

(01:34:28):
know, like, if they wantto block Facebook, they put in the
location of Facebook and block it.Right, Yeah, you can't block all
the porn. There's too many places. And also the person having to type
the name has to go to thesite, so they're already violating the policy.

(01:34:48):
Uh. Reasonable answer. If youever use a company device, there
is zero expectation of privacy, andI've seen numerous people get fired for inappropriate
use of porn. Nuclear answer.Time to get some dirt on HR,
fight fire with with napalm. Ifyou're going down, take everyone with you.
It seems like a lot of workjust to watch some porn at work,

(01:35:10):
right, you know, you'd probablybe better off, I don't know,
not using company Wi Fi on yourown personal phone. You can turn
that off. It's a click ofa button, right right, and then
it's just using your data and thecompany can't track that, and then you
can still you know, enjoy yourselffree time downtime. Yeah, yeah,

(01:35:32):
there is I think there is athought to like time and place for sure,
but that could be said about numerousthings that happens in a job on
a work site. Right when you'reclocked in looking at porn, maybe you're
trying what if you're trying to buyyour wife lingerie, wouldn't you go?

(01:35:54):
I mean, and this goes backto well what is porn? Then?
What is porn? Because if yougo to Victorious Secrets website if you're trying
to find some lingerie or whatever,or you just simply Google search, you
know, plus size lingerie and you'retrying to get some Google images, Yeah,
that could be misconstrued. Yeah,and they could still say, well,
even so, you're using company timeto shop for your wife right right,

(01:36:18):
thank you that way, and theywould probably be mad. If you
were on Amazon. It doesn't haveto be a you know, there's lingerie
on Amazon. Absolutely absolutely, youdon't have to be looking for lingerie,
just shopping in general. Why becauseyou're not working, you're you know,
using time otherwise. Yeah, butyou get brakes. Yeah, I get
that. You get a lunch break, so you could do that on those

(01:36:41):
times that's not company time. Yeah, absolutely, but it's still company equipment.
Though. On the bright side,you have plenty of time to work
on your your band, workplace masturbationand the natural itches details matter. If
this guy's a mechanic, it isn'tas bad as if he worked childcare.
I don't know if that's true.I mean, I understand the point you're

(01:37:02):
making that if it's around children,obviously it's bad. Right, But if
a company has a if you workfor mopar in the corporate office, that's
that they may have a company policy, right, and that that that that
that's their rules, and you're violatingtheir rules. If you can't make it
through work without porn, you haveissues learn self control. Maybe he's got

(01:37:26):
a wife at home, all right, Listener email from a guy who says
that his job recently said a noticethat they are have been and will continue
to monitor our website traffic and thatit is against the company's policy to look
at pornographic material. They also saidif we use the company Wi Fi on
personal device, those are subject totraffic tracking and are held to those same
standards on the personal devices. I'mfranking. I've looked at porn at home

(01:37:50):
on my company device and for sureon my phone at work. Am I
screwed? Lindsay, maybe they're justsaying going forward, so maybe stop doing
it going forward? And if youget called into HR, admit it and
say, well, but now sinceyou've sent out this email, I won't

(01:38:14):
be doing it again and hopefully it'llbe lesson learned. And yeah, live
and learn. I guess hopefully you'renot screwed, but just stop doing it,
gimbi, Well, don't out yourself, I think would be the very

(01:38:36):
first step, right, if you'reworried about getting caught, don't go run
straight to HR and be like I'mso sorry. Yeah, to send this
email out on behalf of me.I'll never look at the porn however again,
nah man, just stop, juststop looking at the porn on your
on your computer at work or ifyou're going to, don't use company Wi

(01:38:59):
Fi on your own personal phone again. This goes back to turn the Wi
Fi off and let the internet onyour phone work off of the data and
you still enjoy your perusing of pornographicimages. Yeah, but I honestly me,
I wouldn't worry about it. Iwouldn't worry about it at all.

(01:39:23):
Under no situation, do you selfreport, don't do it? And every
day is a new data start again. So you are now porn free at
work and on company devices for now. And yeah, turn your Wi Fi

(01:39:43):
off on your personal phone so you'renot on the company Wi Fi. And
yeah, self control is always agood thing. And anything that brings you
pleasure, wed, I've said itbefore, watch out for the pitfalls of
pleasure. And there's two other things. One and be really good at your
job and they'll tolerate you also.And this isn't gonna be a popular answer.

(01:40:09):
It hardly matters if you get poppedfor looking at porn. They're not
supposed to be telling people how whyyou got popped. So you move on.
You call it a day and learnto fight better the next time.
It only feels like people are gonnago around, and maybe they will.

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They're not supposed to do that.They could they probably will, but it
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former head coaches. The initial interviewlist is expected to include current assistant coaches
around the league, such as MiamisChris Quinn and New Orleans James Viego.

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According to sources, ESPN analyst JJReddick may be a strong candidate for the
role. The Lakers fired Darvin Hamearlier this month following a two season stint.
Another hurdle has been cleared for BronniJames and his road to the NBA.
Yesterday, the league announced that thenineteen year old has been medically cleared

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to be drafted by the NBA's Fitnessto Play Panel. The announcement paves the
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subsequently underwent a procedure to repair acongenital heart defect nine months ago. Well,
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just because he's Lebron's son. No, he's a stud. Like he's a
good player, But you don't thinkthey'll be worried about him. I mean

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with his heart. I mean,anybody can drop dead at anything, that
is true. Nobody knew it wasa problem before. Yeah, I think
there is definitely an appeal because hislast name is James, and his dad
wants to play with him, andthis is an open year for Lebron.
Yeah, so there's definitely something there. He was in Cleveland last night for
the game and got a stay innovation. Well that's cool, wouldn't be shocked

(01:43:30):
to see him play there again.We've come along way from the time college
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The Rangers had a three to nothinglead as the best of seven series shifts
back to Rally On Thursday. OutWest, the Stars took down the Avalanche
five to one from Denver to goup three to one in their second round

(01:44:41):
series. The Abs will try toavoid elimination in Game five from Dallas on
Wednesday. A pair of matchups ineach conference takes place today. The Panthers
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coaching position. The initial search willbe focused on sitting assistants and former head
coaches. The initial interview list isexpected to include current assistant coaches around the

(01:46:01):
league, such as Miamis Chris Quinnand New Orleans James Viego. According to
sources, ESPN analyst JJ Reddick maybe a strong candidate for the role.
The Lakers fired Darvin Ham earlier thismonth following a two season stint. Another
hurdle has been cleared for Bronni Jamesand his road to the NBA. Yesterday,

(01:46:24):
the league announced that the nineteen yearold has been medically cleared to be
drafted by the NBA's Fitness to PlayPanel. The announcement paves the way for
James to fully participate in this week'spre draft, combine an important step to
make a case to team executives abouthis viability as a twenty twenty four prospect.

(01:46:44):
The USC player and son of LebronJames suffered cardiac arrest and subsequently underwent
a procedure to repair a congenital heartdefect nine months ago. Well, people,
do you think teams are going towant him necessarily? Or is it
just because he's Lebron's son. No, he's a stud, Like he's a
good player, But you don't thinkthey'll be worried about him. I mean

(01:47:09):
with his heart. I mean,anybody can drop dead at anything, that
is true. Nobody knew it wasa problem before. Yeah, I think
there is definitely an appeal because hislast name is James and his dad wants
to play with him, and thisis an open year for Lebron. Yeah,
so there's definitely something there. Hewas in Cleveland last night for the
game and got a stand innovation.Well, that's cool. Wouldn't be shocked

(01:47:32):
to see him play there. Yet. We've come along way from the time
college players were penalized for even havingtheir groceries paid for by an agent,
as it happened to UCLA linebacker DonnieEdwards back in nineteen ninety five. But
now it's a multimillion dollar free forall and some college athletes are getting their
bag. Yesterday, great azi Baror Azibar, considered the best available player

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in the portal, committed to washingHington. The reigning Mountain West Player of
the Year, is following coach DannySprinkle from Utah State to Washington, where
he'll have one more season of eligibility. The payday for oze Bar after he
makes the transfer two million dollars nextseason for his name, image, and
likeness, which is a new collegebasketball nil record. And the Hurricanes aren't

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going down without a fight. Carolinasecured a four to one comeback win over
the Rangers in game six of theEast second round series from Madison Square Garden.
The Rangers had a three to zinglead as the best of seven series
shifts back to Rally on Thursday.Out West, the Stars took down the
Avalanche five to one from Denver togo up three to one in their second

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round series. The Abs will tryto avoid elimination in Game five from Dallas
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or five for to tell the truth. I don't love this one, but
we're gonna read it anyway. Mary, bang kill Lindsey, Gimpy Corbyn.
And you can't kill yourself, Okay, I can't take all the fun out
of it, but I can bangmyself. They tell me to you all

(01:51:25):
the time. Right, Well,I can't kill myself. I'd want to,
I think. I I don't thinkI could be married to either one
of you. Had choice, Iwould, Well, I could marry myself.
Apparently, then you have to bangone of us. Yeah that's right.

(01:51:46):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna haveto see find out what all the
hype is all about and bang.Oh yeah, gim me right, Sorry,
Corbyn, I love you, butI'll have to kill you. Yeah,
that's right, because I can't onmyself, all right, Gimpy,
Uh yeah, I'm kind of withLindsay on that one. Man I'm going
to marry myself. I'm very happywith myself. We make a great couple.

(01:52:09):
You know, we have a lotin common, so many common interests.
Man. In anytime I'm going outwith myself, it's always a great
time, right, never let myselfdown. Always just you know, we
just have the most fun together.The conversations can just go on for hours
and hours and hours when I'm withmyself. So I feel really just in

(01:52:34):
love and at peace with myself.So I'm going to go ahead and marry
myself. That leaves me having sexwith Lindsay because Corbyn. Sorry, it's
not my type. Bro. Fine, I hope you understand totally. Ass
is about the same size, boobsare almost getting there to close together.
But sorry, man, she's gotsomething that you don't and so I gotta

(01:52:54):
kill you off. Man. No, no hard feelings, no problems,
just part of the rules, yeahit Hey, life's full of choices.
We are our choices. Right.I'm going to bang myself because I'm not
banging either one of you, andI'm gonna kill Lindsay because I'm marrying Gimbee.
I'll do divorced to be divorced soon. So right, that will not

(01:53:18):
last long with it all right,to tell the truth, would lindsay start
in only fans. I would ifI was broken enough, definitely, and
I'd have to do and it wouldhave to be definitely porn because that's what

(01:53:41):
people want, right, that's whatset sells. People always say like,
yeah, certain, only fans andbe feet pictures. No one's looking at
feet picks, yeah they are,yeah yeah yeah. But things that people
do with said feet picture, Ithink it's it is weird. I do

(01:54:05):
not do not make the mistake thatno one's looking at them sexually. Do
not make sexual no, no,no, no. People are looking at
pictures of feet and masturbating, butnot with the feet, right, So
you can do just pictures of yourfeet. You could do just pictures of

(01:54:30):
your underwear at the end of theday. Yeah, you could do pictures
of you, videos of you eating. It doesn't have to be porn,
right, Only fans is a weirdpsychological experiment, and people they want excess,
like to access you and put inrequests. But it doesn't have to

(01:54:50):
be penetration sexs. Sit back andgorge yourself with all the cheesecakes and pies,
turkey legs, big old bowl ofpeas just sitting in a bathtub not

(01:55:11):
seeing anything naked of you. Right, and if it's a bathtub full of
brown gravy, oh my gosh,even that's a whole other classification. It
does not have to be penetration sex. So would you start one? I
would, okay? Uh, wouldyou rather? I'm not reading that one?
Would you rather? Okay? Ifthe three of you are going to

(01:55:32):
get matching tattoos, what are youall getting and where's it gonna be?
You each get to choose one,So Lindsey, you have to pick a
tattoo for all three of us andchoose where we're getting it. The only
tattoo I've ever wanted to get isthe word more, and I would put
it on my wrist, explain thatmy dad and I used to always say

(01:55:54):
I love you more. Okay,And it's weird because that is everywhere now
I see it everywhere. It's I'msigns and I never saw it on signs
Back in two thousand and eight whenhe died, wellpe everybody figured out where
to meet for dinner. Yeah,right, So I would just get the

(01:56:15):
word more, and maybe even ina different language. I don't know,
so we would all have to getmore on our wrists. Yeah, okay,
GIMPI. So when you're at thesoup kitchen and you put your bowl
out, they know what you're therebefore you got more hou. This is
so easy, man. Everybody's gettinga tattoo of my face on their chest.

(01:56:36):
Damn. Yeah out. So whenyou're thrusting away on your wife,
that's all she sees it. I'lljust wear a shirt, chole. Or
when you're scrubbing up in the shower, he's rubbing it all over my face.
Yeah, and then Lendsey of course, you know when she's you know,
getting hers or whatnot, laying therewhat her old man's just gets to

(01:56:59):
do there at my face because youknow she ain't gonna just make her shirt,
you know, leave her shirt on. Yeah, my face, yeallow's
chest and then me it's just me. I got a right and tattoo of
yourself. So when the when thewomen are already too drunk, they'll see
quadruple instead of double. Right,what is the form of them? I

(01:57:26):
guess I'll just get BMMS on yourneck, okay, the big block letters.
Yeah, yeah, that feels good. Uh if there was a BMMS
reality show where you three had tolive together and do the show every day

(01:57:49):
for say a month. What wouldbe the ongoing source of drama that would
drive the story. Oh, that'sfun. So we're together in a house,
we're doing the show every day together. What's the what is the source
of drama? Smells like weed?It smells like weed too much in the

(01:58:18):
house because it's going to be asmall house, right sure, most likely.
And oh, and Ghimp, he'sgot to have all of his animals
with us because he doesn't have someonewatching them. And so you're gonna be
pissed about that because you hate dogs. I don't hate dogs. Yeah,

(01:58:43):
you're the You're the ones with theproblem with it, not me. Yeah,
it's gonna be really loud. It'sgonna be like an absolute party when
we want it. When there's whenwe want it to be quiet, it's
gonna be loud. It's gonna smelllike he's just gonna be a party animal.
Sometimes I'll be okay with it,but not always. But you're never

(01:59:06):
Corbin is never gonna be okay withit. So that'll be the start of
the drama. Okay, Gimp,I don't think it would be that bad
to be honest with you, likeshe's painting out to be like, I'm
gonna be the the root of allevil here. Now she's pointing out that
I'm gonna be the one that hasthe problem with everything. I think that,

(01:59:27):
Like if we were living not doinga show, and we were living
together, maybe, but even thenI'm more respectful than that, you know,
for the people. Hell, whenI had just one roommate, I
was like, hey, keep goingwhen they're sleeping or masturbating whatever. I
don't know what he's doing. Butnoetheless, I think, honestly, the
source of the drama would be itwould either be Corbin's pickiness okay, U

(01:59:53):
nitpicking at everything, or just thesmell of ourselves. All right, everybody's
natural odors are coming out. Arewe not showering? No? I mean
we are, But I mean we'reonly together for four hours out of the
day, like right now as itis, all right, but we're living
together twenty four hours a day,seven days a week for a month.

(02:00:17):
Right. That means there's no chanceof getting away from other people's booty smells,
I guess, is the best wayto put it. Okay, foot
odor stuff like that, I thinkwe'll start picking up on each other's sense
and then be like you are.You are a lot nastier smelling than in

(02:00:39):
what I thought you were. That'swhat I really think it would be at
I mean, I think there's somequestions, like when we have our own
room, Oh god, we gotto sleep in the same room, because
that's a bit that's a different thinglike Willy Wonka's you know grandparents, they
all slept in the same bag,So that would that would be a different
answer. Are we sharing this samebathroom? That would be a different answer,

(02:01:01):
right, But overall, it's mysolitude, my privacy, my quietness,
and like, leave me be quiet. Yeah it's three am, be
quiet, But it's three am.We're already up. I'm ready for right,
except for the weekends, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, what's the

(02:01:23):
dumbest thing that gives you anxiety?Clowns? Yeah, I mean it is
dumb. I know they're not goingto hurt me or anything. But when
I am around a clown, especiallyone not so much a masked costume but
makeup person in clown face makeup,I get I feel claustrophobic, like I

(02:01:48):
cannot and I freeze, like Icannot. I have nowhere to run to,
and I'm just I feel very anxious, freaked out. Oh give me
stupid drivers and the sense of like, you know, people that don't pay
attention and look out for motorcycles,or the people that are just driving way

(02:02:13):
too damn slow. The speed limitsforty five, you can go more than
forty you would be all right,that's not dumb. No, slow ass
drivers. Yeah, that's not dumb. That that should give you. That
should piss you off more because they'renot they're not doing the speed limits.
That should piss you off, especiallywhen they're in the speed lane for the

(02:02:35):
passing lane. And consider them stupiddrivers because of that reason, stupid ass
and drive them too slow, speedup. And people that don't watch out
for motorcyclists. They shouldn't have alicense for sure. Okay, yeah,
so stupid drivers, are you changingyours? No? No, no,
But the question was what dumb thinggives you anxiety? And those things to

(02:02:58):
me aren't aren't dumb though those arelegit things that he's saying give him anxiety.
Not everybody can be afraid of clowns, lindsay. Not everybody has a
problem with people driving any way they'dlike, because we want all the wars.
Just don't direct traffic. Gotta stoplight or stop sign, which is
one hundred percent what I was goingto pack. So, yeah, it's

(02:03:20):
a dumb thing to get anxiety orwhat it doesn't. It doesn't give me
anxiety. It makes me angry rightright to me. That's that's that's that's
different. Uh, spending money givesme anxiety, okay, because I don't
know when a car repair is comingand you just drop seven hundred dollars on

(02:03:42):
cheerleading autum. Yes, yes,then maybe a little PTSD going on with
that one. You can only drinkone alcoholic beverage the rest of your life.
What is it? Any liquor,beer or cocktail is an option?
Damn that's a good I didn't seewine or bubbles on that, so I
think we add that because that isliquid. Yeah, so you can only

(02:04:06):
drink one alcoholic beverage the rest ofyour life? What is it? Lindsay,
Oh, that's a good one.I guess I would have to say
a Moscow mule in a copper cupbecause I never get tired of them,
for sure, and they're just they'reso damn good. They're good in the

(02:04:30):
winter, they're good in the summer. They're just they're damn good, and
they get you there. I mean, it only takes three and I'm feeling
I'm feeling pretty damn good. Ican sip it or it can just throw
it back. I haven't had onefor a while because it's just like drinking
soda. So that's why I've backedoff of them. Like they go down

(02:04:55):
so easily. They go down easy. No, I mean that's a great,
that's a plus. But they're you'reit's like drink. So if you
drink three' drinking three sodas, rightright, they're not strong enough. Gim
me. I was gonna say,you know, like a whiskey and red
Bull or Monster gyp something like that, which is what I normally drink.
But the reality of that drinking thatmuch energy drink for the rest of my

(02:05:19):
life is not good at all whatsoever. And to be fair, just drinking
that much liquor for the rest ofmy then, But to answer the question,
and I think it's much better forme for you, Johnny Walker,
just straight Johnny Walker, ice,no ice, whatever, the it's the

(02:05:40):
mixer is where I'm hung up atyou know, no mixer involved at all,
whatsoever. Just give me the straightliquor. I'm going with wine.
Okay, I'll go with the pinonoir. Drink out the rest of my
life. Okay, can drink enough, you'll get drunk. It goes with
anything. It worked for the Romansfor you know, forever, right.

(02:06:02):
They survived a long time off ofit, and it is the go to
in prison. So when you're tryingto survive, it is the thing that
always stands the test of time.Okay, So I'm going to go with
I'm gonna go with wine. Uh, let's see what. I don't know

(02:06:23):
if I understand this question. Butwhat's the moment in life you realized you
didn't have teenage invincibility? HM?Like we're maybe you couldn't get away with
just about anything anymore. Maybe that'swhat they're going with. I don't know.
I guess for me. My firstspeeding ticket, how old were you?

(02:06:54):
Almost eighteen? I was driving.It was my second or third time
driving down to Purdue University. Iwas driving back from Purdue University and I
couldn't cry my way out of it. And I worked before, but this

(02:07:15):
time it didn't. I got asweeding ticket. Kimbi, I'm going to
say, probably when my friend inhigh school died, a guy that buy
a car. You know, itdidn't happen to me, but he was
so close to me. That mademe realize that anything could happen at any
point in time. And this catdied at seventeen, so that lets me
know that, you know, youjust never know. That's a good one.

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Yeah. I hadn't thought about whenmy cousin died when I was sixteen
as being that moment. I didn't. I never felt like there wasn't a
d day, so a discovery day. So I never felt like I would
get away with anything. But probablyin college this is the only thing to
come up with. Probably in collegewhen I didn't have any money and I

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was living by myself in the summerand I have money for food, the
electric bill was due, I didn'thave any and I was by myself,
and I had to reach out andask for help. That's the only thing
I could think. Okay, yeah, all right, we got to take
a break. We'll be back.Tilsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding

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Show. The Assault continues the nexttwenty seventy five. Good Morning, it's
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and then what you want to sayto eight two nine four five weird Concox
I've always been a thing, andthere's this new one at Sonic that I
was not aware of that people aretalking about. In the soda world.
My go to soda is Doctor Pepper. Oh yeah, you can't go wrong
with Doctor p used to be MountainDew, but Dr Pepper just slaps different.

(02:09:16):
When we're at the if we goto the movies, I always get
a cherry coke. That's mind Kevin, because just what we've always gotten,
cherry coke. It's always available there. It's not available usually at a restaurant.
It's always your basics. You eitherget a if it's a pepsi product,
it's mountain dew restaurants, if it'sa coke product, regular coke,

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Cherry Coke's not on the menu.So apparently there's this trend at TikTok where
people are doing weird things with drinks. Apparently there's one like Coke and Ranch
or something. I don't know,but this one is Doctor Pepper and pickles.
I had seen this for the veryfirst time on social media today and

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I said, what the hell,I'm not, I'm good. I think
those two should be separate. Itoo, I love pickles, and theoretically
this should work because of the saltysweet and salty. Yeah it makes sense.
I mean people used to put peanutsin a doctor pepper for that very
southern thing. Yeah, absolutely,so I could see how that would work

(02:10:28):
out. But with like with thepeanuts, you're just getting salt, salt,
salt, salt, salt, salt. With the pickles, you're getting
salt and vinegar. And I thinkthat's where I'm hung up at because I
don't want that douche in my doctorpepper. The only thing I think is
because it's so sweet that it cutsthrough. It makes it not as salty

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and not as sweet, okay,and then it's just bland. Then you're
just basically drinking carbonated water. Thereare plenty of things, as Gimbe will
attest to when you see these,that some people try them and they're like,
oh, it's horrible. I can'tfind one. With the doctor pepper
and pickle one. It is.Even the comments section, people are saying

(02:11:11):
how good it is. Yeah,but are they saying that just to you
know, get you to try it, and then you try this drink and
you're like, oh god, thosepeople were stupid. Maybe, but they
don't get to see that benefit.So I, I mean, they could
be trolling. I guess, Iguess. It just doesn't seem right.
Like I it was a Sonic cup, the good Sonic ice filled with doctor

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pepper and like four pickle slices inthere, and I just I couldn't get
past it. It just doesn't seemright. Somebody textan said the doctor pickle,
doctor pepper and pickles video is mineunless you're a woman that put this
out a while ago. I don'tthink it was you, but maybe I'm
sure more. This is the problemwith the internet is everything's they did something

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very few of you have created.The thing society is based in circles.
This is where we need an internto go to the Sonic across the street,
get three docted peppers and a sideof pickles, and let's put this
to the test. I honestly don'tthink that it would be that good.

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And I like pickles. I likepickles as you know, as a garnish.
I like pickles. Shots. Youknow, those are really good.
And I can pound those pickles allday, but putting the pickle in a
pepper just doesn't seem right. It'spreposterous. There's not many things I don't
like pickles on Okay, pickles domake things a lot better. I'm not

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gonna lie. The chicken sandwich fromChick fil a is good because of the
pickle, because of the pickle brineright right, pickles and ice cream typical
pregnancy. I never craved it.Well, that doesn't make it not a
thing, though. It doesn't makeit like. People like it right and

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pickle pizza delicious, delicious, andwhen you try it, people are like,
what, yeah, it's good,it's good. This person says A
good friend of mine has been doingdoctor pepper and pickle juice for years.
Why how do you get to thatpoint? Right? Like, you're sitting
down with your icy cold doctor pepper, swashing around, listening to the ice

(02:13:26):
crunch, and you're like, youknow what, this is missed? I
wonder what would happen if I justput my pickle in this pepper. I
don't know if it's people that arejust not satisfied and they constantly have to
keep reaching for the moving the goalpost, right, or they're bored okay,
I could see it. Or they'retrying to freak people out, okay,
because they're they're the star of themovie. Uh huh, I can see

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that. When you said putting ranchin your doctor pepper or your drink or
whatever cola, that's weird. Ithink it's also a salty thing, okay.
I mean you'll eat, you know, chips with rants and ranch and
then drink shrewd Ad, So it'snot that big of a some people do
the mix. I'm not that person, but some people with food in their
mouth will drink whatever beverage, Yeah, just to wash it down or whatever.

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If I worked at Sonic as ateen and a guy would come in
and order at chocolate doctor pepper,I've never tried that, but go there
and get vanilla doctor pepper and itwill change your life. By the way,
Lindsay Chickil has chericot. Yeah,a lot of places have chericokee,
but the vanilla doctor pepper is athing like it's I That's one of my
favorite things to get at Sonic isa root forty four doctor pepper with vanilla.

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Vanilla cherry was always my thing.Is you put the real cherries in
there? Yeah, I'm like doubleit up on the cherries. What were
gonna say, lindsay, well,now they have those machines, that the
new machines that you can get anyflavor of anything. Yeah, Chick fil
A doesn't have that, but Ilove that. You want to hold that
line. Need to get a bumpersticker. Gimpe could pound those pickles all

(02:14:56):
day? Door dash it test itright? You know, you know how
long a door dash would take.I was gonna say, I don't have
three hours to wait for doctor pepperand pickles? What ant across the streets?
Nor am I pain thirty five dollarsfor three sodas? Right? Come
on? You just want to comeup here and get your tip? Is
what it is? You hear nothingfrom me? Anyone that puts pickles in

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there. Doctor Pepper should be publiclyexecuted. I don't know about that.
That's a little overreach, but okay, and I've had a chocolate Doctor Pepper
and they're fine. Yeah. Uhthere. The old soda fountain days,
it was a thing to put flavorsin sodas. How do you think cherry
coke became a thing? Why right, Doctor Pepper's already got twenty three flavors.

(02:15:41):
Do we need to add a twentyfours one prune? Pickle? Prune?
That's the flavor, right? Isa vanilla and cherry and prune and
water? Do you realize what allthe flavors are that make doctor Pepper delicious?
You? You probably shouldn't. Youshouldn't like it. Uh, make
it a sweet pickle not really dilled. I mean, I guess you could

(02:16:03):
do sweet pickles. I'm not asweet pickle person, so I can't attest
to whether that's delicious or not.I like bread and butter chips. None
people do. I have never actuallylooked up the twenty three flavors. Cola,
cherry, caramel, caramel, vanilla, licorice, root extract, winter
green leaf oil, nutmeg oil,cinnamon oil, clove oil, and a

(02:16:30):
nise not like your niece, likeyour Yeah yeah yeah, that's a lot
of oil that's going into that drink. Well, that's just flavor, right,
that's just essential oil type of thing. Okay, a lot of its
smell trew dead. Uh. Ibelieve people are always wanting to one up
the last shock drink food combo.Maybe. I think some people. That's

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one hundred percent true. But Ithink a lot of people grew up with
things and then they share it andthen they realize, oh, I'm alone
in that world. Yeah yeah,what was I thinking? And it becomes
I mean, think about like Mimosa'sor Bloody Mary's rhyme, or what's the
beer one with tomato juice, redbeer, red beer, red beer or

(02:17:16):
a bear mosa For the people thatdon't can't afford champagne or don't like the
champagne, right, they use thechampagne of beers. Yeah, to me,
there's a lot most of those thingsis what you grew up watching,
your dad, your grandpa, yourgrandma, we mom, whatever have And
then you tell people and they're like, what no way rights sunny de light

(02:17:37):
in doctor Pepper together when I wasa kid, I haven't done it since
then. Yeah, I can't imagine. That's good. What's the green olives
thing? Green olives and beer?Oh yeah, I've heard that before.
I know, guy does that really? Yeah? That was big and uh
when I lived in South Dakota,that's how they ordered it. That's saltyus
too. It's saltiness to your beer. And plus you've got something to eat
when you're done drinking it. Theright beer makes sense, right, but

(02:18:01):
not just any beer. I've seena lot a lot of domestics bud lights,
light stuff like that. They've neverseen anybody do it with a a
craft beer or anything. But Idon't hang around a lot of people that
drink ipa. No. Usually it'sa fruit you put in it, right,
yeah, or you're a fruit towhat. I don't know, one
of the two. Whatever. ButI've done Mexican beers with salt and lime

(02:18:22):
around the rim, oh for sure. Yeah. Yeah. When I went
down to Corpus, I thought itwas so weird to see people order takati's
right, and then they put saltall over the bottle, like the side
of the bottle, So they're sittingthere like a little lick in this bottle
before they stick it in their mouthand drink. It's so bizarre, It's
like, what is going on here? Well, that's what happens when you're

(02:18:45):
the bar you visit is called thefuzzy navel. They just called it takati
right when the bar you frequent haspink, fuzzy door and it's called uh,
the trail to the Magic land.They're all wearing leather, right,

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and all over the United States.These soldiers have sacridfoot. Did the Big
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I blessed Tulsa. We try aboy. Somebody texted like Brune's not

(02:21:48):
in Doctor Pepper. I knows,Joe. Yeah, there is twenty three
flavors. It's like chicken recipes,probably pretty close to right. I had
was going through the list of thoseand one of the items listed on the
twenty three was actual beer, andI was like, oh, I wonder

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if there's any validity to that,and how did they get to that.
Well, it wouldn't be alcohol,right right, And beer is a byproduct
of a bunch of ingredients, yes, right. And I would think for
it to be beer, it hasto have alcohol in it, That's what
I was thinking. And they don'tsell it in an alcohol section, so
I would think it's not alcohol beer. Yeah, maybe it was one of

(02:22:31):
those weird flavors that you don't know, right, you know what is that
that's called? It kind of tasteslike beer brilliant, throw it in the
soda. So I found this list. This is pretty funny. These are
thirty two adults who thought they werenormal until someone was like, what are
you doing? And here's the examplethey give to set the kind of like

(02:22:52):
the bar. This person said,my dad taught me that the way to
know if oil is hot enough tofry something in to spit in it.
That's gross. If it bubbles,it's ready. And I was way too
old when someone told me that youcould just drop water in it. I've
spitten so many people food. Ican't I've lost track. That's crazy.

(02:23:13):
But that's how you're talking about,like like if that's how you grow up,
Yeah, that's all you know.You think it's normal. I knew
about you know, a drop watertoo. Yeah, nobody has ever said
spit in it, though I neverused I never did water either. There's
always spit on it different yeah right, yeah, never spit in it.

(02:23:37):
Uh Yeah, that's weird. That'sweird, but it would it should cook
off the germs, right, Bacteriadies it like, you know, it's
like three hundred and something degrees.I think you're bringing up a really good
point, and that is, eventhough there's a certain amount of fecal matter
that's allowed in food, it's beencooked off, so it should be fine.
Yeah. Absolutely, If that's goodenough for the FDA, then it's

(02:24:00):
good for your gma. No.No, I don't want anybody spitting.
Let me phrase, I don't wantto know you're spitting in my food,
right, I would agree one hundredpercent. There's been many times so I've
gotten a burger or some some shitfrom a restaurant and you know, just

(02:24:22):
kind of all the sauces are kindof running, and I just I've often
thought, like, did somebody spitmy motherfucker food? You know, but
you can't tell you for sure,all of us have eaten someone's spit that
was intentionally putting your food. Idon't want to think it's falling on the
floor or you know, the fivesecond rule something. Yeah. I just

(02:24:46):
had to explain the five second ruleto my kids because they keep hearing it.
And then I had to be like, but also, that's not a
thing. MythBusters busted it. Yeah, that's you still get germs don't work
that way, and they don't goa I almost had that piece up of
her own air. Yeah yeah,but we for sure have eaten something that

(02:25:09):
felt you just there's no way toknow. They have guidelines. I got
to meet right. You get somebody'spissed off at the factory, you know,
because I don't know, they foundout their wife was banging somebody else.
Her boss is just an asshole.So it was Karen's birthday, so
they someone brought cake, right thecake. I had a friend who was

(02:25:31):
super thin in shape, and oneof her rules was that she never went
she never ate fast food. Shenever ate at places where she couldn't see
people cooking her food. She wouldthe exception, she would eat at fancy
restaurants, expensive ones, thinking itdoesn't happen there, right right, But
her rule of thumb was, Idon't go places where I don't know the

(02:25:54):
people cooking my food, like fastfood, for example. Never ate fast
food. Just like about the wafflehouse, man, they're cooking it right
there in front of you. Theydon't have much of an opportunity to hockelogie
into your your They're just freeway,right, I think there's a big difference

(02:26:16):
between a little bit of spittle,you know, then then then then a
loogi that's been a Yeah, thereis a there is a difference. But
germs be germs. Yeah, thatis true. That is true, And
maybe we need to find a MythBusterson this one. Is there more germs
than a little bit of spittle?Then there is a big old Bruno hank

(02:26:37):
Algi. There is a there's asocial media Acun I like to follow,
and what he does is he goesand he swipes things and then does bacteria
tests on to see how much bacteria. It's so fascinating. There's the obvious
ones, you know how dirty they'regoing to be. Right before he does
it, he did a gumball machine, you know, like the gumble that
spins around. He did the handle, of course, yeah, and then

(02:26:58):
he did the inside part with agumball lands right, and you've got to
retrieve it in there with the dirtyass fingers. It was way dirtier than
the handle. Wow, So itdon't matter. Yeah, how gross.
That's why I don't buy gumballs anymore. My kids like, but hey,

(02:27:20):
twenty five cents to make them happy. Fifty yeah, yeah, yeah,
Biden Clinton used to be used tobe twenty five, used to be a
penny. Yeah, it used tobe a nickel dollar for a flavorless goddamn
gumball. My kids are like,let's go have dinner with the with the
both our grandparents. And I waslike yeah, and they're like, we

(02:27:43):
want to go to the gumball rush. That's the only reason we go there.
They do not care to eat thefood that's there. They just want
gumballs. I'm like, I'll justbuy you a thing of gumballs. Right,
you can get those at the store, you know, little machine and
everything, and they can sit atthe hand and put your pennies in and
you know, get down, goddamncharge it right pennies. Growing up,

(02:28:07):
we would go to Shaky's Pizza andit was like a pizza place, but
they had a little game room.It was like the first place we ever
went to that had a buffet,and we always wanted to go there because
they handed out balloons. Sometimes youwould get the big balloon, sometimes you
get a small one, just dependingon what they have, right, and
they put your order number up andthat is the only reason we love to

(02:28:30):
go there. And eventually over timewe started to eat their food. We
just got indoctrined because the games werelike, oh okay, yeah, I'll
eat some of this while I'm playingwhatever. Stupid. They had a weird
duck shooting game that was not sophisticatedat all, but you had a thing
at your table and it wasn't evenlike a gun. God maybe it was,
which is also fucking wild that youhad a gun and you would point

(02:28:52):
it up at the screen. Yeahthat was on the other side of the
room to shoot. Yeah shit,anyway, that that would never fucking fly
today having guns and restaurants probably noteven like fake looking. No, kids
are getting in trouble for chewing theirpop tarts into a shape of a gun.
So yeah, that that I know. But I feel like that's actually

(02:29:16):
a little more understandable because people haveshot up schools. Nobody's shooting up a
fucking shaky yet until they get thatmushroom pizza and they're like fuck this,
Yeah, they kill everybody on site. Have you seen that video footage of
the kid This was like when itwas in Australia or something. He went
in with a fucking gun and likeit's on like they're showing the sermon,

(02:29:37):
and he fucking walks up to theand the preacher man like chills him out
and they get it subdued and arrested. And then just yesterday, they're like
doing a thing, right, andthey're the guys behind the altar doing his
thing, and everybody's paying attention.And then this guy comes up and he
does the neil I guess maybe hisCatholic service and like niels and then leans

(02:30:01):
over to the priest and is like, and first of all, hold on,
there's an intimate danger and you gota kneel. Well, bitch,
lean over and tell him because therewas a gunman in the building. And
he leans over, like, hey, Jo, everybody just stay right here.
There's a gunman. And so thepreacher this is to me, this

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is just fucking wild and also smart, as he was like, we have
an emergency. We need everybody tojust stay in their seat, and we're
going to say a prayer. Yeah, please keep your kids with you.
Don't let them run around, becauseI guess they had the person subdued in
another spot. But still, yeah, guy shows up with a fucking long

(02:30:46):
rifle. Right, you're just sittingthere trying to praise Jesus. Yeah right,
it DIDs so wild that you wouldneed tough security out a church.
It's looking wild to me, itused to whatever. My affiliation with churches
should not surprise someone when I sayyou should do it, how Like,

(02:31:09):
if that's what you want to do, right, you shouldn't have to be
in danger for practicing your spirituality.You should not feel threatened when going to
that. But I also feel thatway about school too. By the way,
the mall right, living your day, but I'm too fucking left.
I guess, well, you knowthat's what happens when you just stay at

(02:31:31):
home and live in your hermit caveall the time. Get your fucking groceries
delivered, right, But apparently that'snot even safe, right, Yeah,
I fucking try to get a pizzaand he gets shot at whatever. Here's
another one that somebody texting off thelist or was on that list. It
said, my dad thought our familywas the only one that said going commando,
which is what you say when you'renot wearing anywhere. He found out

(02:31:52):
the truth when we were at thefair and I said, let's ride this
ride and he said he couldn't,and he yelled because I'm going commando,
and everybody answered. Everybody's like,hey, I got no pennies on okay,
My partner, his best friend,and I used bukaki to mean anything
terrible, bad or annoying. Whattraffic is buukhaki? Bukaki I forgot to

(02:32:13):
thaw chicken. It's because becomes soingrained in our in our language that all
we have to be really careful notto let that slip out in public.
You think, man, this partyis boukhaki. Uh. I was well
into my thirties before I realized goabout your rat killing was a strange way

(02:32:35):
to say, so strange thing tosay to someone. I've never heard that
before. I haven't either. It'sgot to be like a reference to some
like old time, Like this person'slike, all right, I gotta go
kill some rats, like that wastheir way of dealing with every day life
or whatever to deal with the ratsinfestation. Okay, because the rats used
to be so common and we're thethe number one culprit for spreading disease in

(02:32:58):
the time, right right, Okay, Yeah, that's a little strange hold
on that one. But whatever thisone is, I always thought it was
the Heimlich remover because if something isstuck in your throat. It needs to
be removed. It wasn't until Itook a CPR class where I found out
that it's the hemlick. I Meaneva, it's not heinlick. No, DA

(02:33:20):
got it. My college boyfriend thoughtreindeer were mythical creatures like a unicorn or
a yetti. I had to explainto him that they were, in fact
a real animal and not exclusive toSannah. Yeah. I think I was
pretty old when I realized reindeer werereal. Yeah. I had have been
like eighteen. Yeah, I wasin nineteens when when I found out they
were They were real. But Iwas like, oh, they are real,

(02:33:43):
Okay, cool. I didn't know. I didn't know what a douchebag
was until I think fifth or sixthgrade. No, it was older than
that. I think it was likeseventh grade. I was on a three
way phone call. Remember those,and you can do them? They're not
that bizarre? Well you yeah,now you can. Yeah. It was

(02:34:03):
the last time three ways. Idon't want to be on the phone with
anyone, much less people. Itwas a three way call on a landline.
Go yeah, and my two ofmy girlfriends were talking about and one
of them said, my mom boughtme my first douche today and I'm thinking
myself, what the hell is that? And I wasn't going to ask because

(02:34:26):
they were like, so you didn'teven know what a douche was, much
less a douchebag exactly. Always sawit in like the fucking trash can,
but never and kind of had anidea but wasn't sure what it was for.
I just knew it was feminine hygieneproducts, but I didn't know that
it was to clean out your snatch. Yeah, so bizarre. You're like,
what is this? Yes, Andthe other girl had said, really,

(02:34:48):
I've had one for a couple ofyears now, and I remember getting
off of the phone and asking mymom and she was like, why do
you want to know what that is? I'm like, because two of my
friends have them, and she waslike, that's so young. Are you
going to tell me what it is? And then she explained it to me
and I was like, Oh,that's weird, and you don't even need

(02:35:11):
it to this day, I've neverforty two years, never used one.
Yeah, you're not supposed to.Exactly. They're not a real thing.
I mean, they're a thing youcan buy, but no kind of colleges
is like, hey, fucking putwhite vinegar in your vagina, right salad
dressing, clean your fruit, butthen also clean your pussy. Yeah for

(02:35:33):
dirty girls. Yeah, that's fuckingwild. I knew what a douchebag was
in like first grade because we werecalling each other douches right, right,
Yeah, this one's fantastic, Andit says my father whistles whenever he gives
directions. You go down Main Street, turn left down Second Street, and

(02:35:54):
keep going for about a mile andthen you're there. That seems so perfect.
Yeah, that doesn't seem too awful. Bizarre. My family and I
always seen the last big note ofa movie production. I didn't realize it
was weird until I did a sleepoverand they stared at me like I grew
a third arm. Right, Soyou're watching like a thing. And then,
cause families have weird things they do, and then that's pretty funny.

(02:36:18):
My childhood next door neighbor was awoman in her sixties named Sharon. When
I was four, I stole aforbidden snack from the pantry. My mom
confronted me about it, and thefirst thing I thought was to blurt out,
Sharon did it. My mom asked, why would Sharon have done this,
and I replied, Sharon did itwhen she was a baby. So

(02:36:41):
the joke for the rest of ourlife was that whenever something bad happens,
Sharon did it when she was ababy. M Okay, it's weird.
He was a little weird. Youhad a neighbor that was sixty you were
friends with, right, we werefour fucking knit together, four like your
mom. Just like, yeah,Mom, I'm going to play with Sharon.

(02:37:03):
Maybe Sharon was a babysitter. MaybeI don't know. I teach preschool
and I get some of my bestmispronounced and made up words from them.
Hanitizer for hand sanitizer seems to besomething said by kids everywhere. Lemonade will
forever be known as limolaid, andsunscreen is sunscream. Okay, just being

(02:37:24):
weird. Guacamalle manga. Ah.Kids just don't know words. Yeah yeah.
My dad always called terariaki sauce padoctylparadactyl sauce when I was growing up.
When I went on vacation with myfriend's family at sixteen, we ordered
food from a restaurant I asked forparadactyl sauce on the side, and everyone
was so confused, including me.Once I found out that it wasn't actually

(02:37:46):
called that the p and pterodactyl wassilent. That would make more sense,
teriaki pterodactyl, got it? Sure? Uh. The going on trips with
another family, I would never.I don't think I would ever let my
child go on vacation with another family. Did you ever go on vacation with
another family as a kid growing up? Not? Neither did I. I

(02:38:09):
mean we took like like road trips, like I remember fourteen thirteen four or
something like. Yeah, we wentout to the Great Salt Plains, you
know, and went out to itwas that the Alabaster caverns or what the
fuck gets out there? You know. I spent the day. But that's
about as far as it went.It wasn't like going on a four or

(02:38:30):
five day vacation with them, right. My aunt would take me and my
cousin's on trip different. Yes,family, My best friend would go with
me and my family on trips.Yeah, I'm all for. Like,
when my kids are older, ifone of their friends wants to go with
us, I'm fine with that.But my child will not be going with
another family because I don't fucking knowyou, right, I barely know my

(02:38:52):
cousins, you know what I'm saying, Like even those people are untrustworthy or
another person's dad, just I knowwho I fucking am. I'm not gonna
touch the kid, right, right, But I don't know. There's too
many times we read stories were likethe their friend's father snuck in their bedroom
at the middle of the fucking night, right was diddling them. My husband

(02:39:18):
was thrown away his old jacket andI asked him, are you going to
keep the hood? And he waslike what, So I told him when
my mom was thrown away a jacketwith a detachable hood, she would always
save the hood to sew it intoa jacket without a hood. Obviously she
never got around to it, butit was so automatic for me to think
that you needed to save the hood. I didn't realize how weird it was.
Now we're calling everything that should actuallybe thrown away the hood. Yeah,

(02:39:41):
that's weird. Yeah, but tothe point of, like, you
do things you did your parents did, Yeah, right, Like I guarantee
each of us do something because ourparents did it, and me keeping boxes
for all of the items that we'vebought. Got her high end quality,
you know, high priced stuff,right, it's fucking stupid, Yeah,

(02:40:05):
yeah, but I do it.I keep hardware, you know, when
you buy furniture or something like thatyou got to put together yourself, or
really anything that comes with extra screws. Always keep those extra screws, washers,
nuts, bolts. You never fuckingknow what you're gonna need it for.
In my work bench, I havethe steaks that come when you buy
like landscape tart. You keep themdown. Yeah, And my wiys like

(02:40:26):
why do you have these? I'mlike, well, what if I need
them? She goes, you haven't. I'm like, yeah, you never
know when that blow up inflatable Halloweenwould never hold that. They're just to
hold the tarp down, But no, I'll never need them. Yeah.
There's been many a times where I'vehad to go to the reserve nut drawer,

(02:40:48):
screw drawer, something to that effect, like uh, like my bed
screw had come out and I waslike, what the fuck? All right?
Or the nut had backed off ofit and uh, and I was
like, Okay, well I thinkI might have something that'll work with it.
And I hodge potched some shit togetherand it fucking works. Sure.
I have a bunch of extra Allenwrenches whatever, the little wrench thing that

(02:41:13):
comes sometimes of the bolts. Yeah, I have bolts, screws, springs,
and those arguments are the reason whywe keep doing it, even though
it's only happened Yeah, yeah oncein all the land that we've ever collected.
That justifies it enough for me.The fact that I've had to do
it once, twice, three times, a small handful of time, whatever

(02:41:35):
justifies me keeping the motherfucking nuts andbolts and tools for fucking thirty years now.
Yeah, it's all good man.Yeah, I think I'm in that
place where I'm ready to purge allof that stuff, the proverbial box of
cables, you know what I mean. My wife drives are crazy. Yeah,
that I'll give you that. There'sonly been like, maybe not even

(02:41:56):
that even one time where I've hadto pull out maybe a set of RCA
cables for something. Right that RCAsreally aren't a thing anymore. Now,
it's all hdmi why I have.Yeah, and I've learned I'm just like,
you know, throw it away andget a good one. Yeah,
hdmis are too temperamental. So ifyou've had it wound up in your cabinet,
there's a good chance it doesn't workanyway. Yep, yep, yep,
yep. Yeah, I'm I'm thatway with phone charging cables. Yeah,

(02:42:20):
but we've like, I bet wehave twenty. We've never needed twenty.
Oh, I've all or two,but not twenty. No, I've
had so many of those because sameway, uh that. I'm like,
all right, well, this one'sbroken, this one's dead. I know
I've got another one with the sameconnection around here somewhere. I want to
use it, so though that shitcomes in handy. But now anymore,

(02:42:43):
it seems like they're changing the connectorsanyway, you know, to a USB
C Yeah, the C whatever thefuck we're on now, Yeah, constantly
evolving to the next thing. Nuh. You know what drives me crazy.
I have a battery charger and wehave one fun we have a tablet that
is uses the USBC, but they'reUSBC. I'm both in to create uniformity,

(02:43:07):
right, and I don't they don'tfit my charging brick. Yeah,
I have, and I'm like,dag nam it. Fuck anyway, but
you never know, you might endup having to use it one day.
Yeah. Uh. In high schoolI had a friend named Veronica who was
notorious for pulling your shirt up ifyour cleavage was hanging out. Eventually,

(02:43:30):
my whole family started saying Veronica tomean pull up your shirt, or even
Veronica to the back for covering yourbutt crack. And it's confused a lot
of people. Okay. Uh.The first time my daughter had diarrhea,
she freaked out because she thought shewas exploding. Thirty years later, we
still use that phrase. People inour extended family think you're we're crazy.
My family refers to objects as him, so instead of can you find me

(02:43:54):
the spatulate, it's can you handme him? Okay? I thought that
everyone played the out of date licenseplate when they were in the car.
Turns out it's just kids of ahighway patrolman. I mean, we played
the license plate game, but thisis out of date, like what's the
date on the car? Because theirparent was a highway patrolman. Oh well,

(02:44:18):
I love doing that shit. Yousee motherfuckers rolling around with the paper
tag, that's you know. Ithink the furthest I've seen out was two
years on a paper tag. Andthat shit's so fucking wild the other day.
Actually, I called out a tagand I was like, oh,
they could get ticketed because their tagwas expired by like three almost four months.
Dude, I can't go past sevendays like it gives me so much

(02:44:39):
anxiety. Yeah. I just gottired of getting tickets for the ship,
so I keep up because I usedto be that letter fucking ride, you
know, because you can't afford itto whatever you else, so when you
can, you can. But man, those tickets add up, and I'm
just like, let's get it donenow. And now they got it to
where you can, you know,set up for two years and you ain't
gotta worry about it. Yeah.I just did that to mine because I

(02:45:03):
my renewal was up and I didn'tget a thing in the mail. Hold
on, we're not talking about thepaper, you're talking about the actual tag
on your life. I was,so, you can do that for two
years, for two years, SoI just did it. But I didn't
realize mine was already expired and orit was late whatever, and it was
due in like February, and Idid not realize because they didn't send me

(02:45:26):
my in the mail address your renewal. Yeah, probably I'm a dork,
like I have it in my phone, like it will remind me thirty days
out. I'm a fucking dork.I don't care. Well, that's awesome.
I don't know if it's awesome.It's a little fucking nerdy. But
it sent Kevin his and I mean, yes, I got my vehicle before

(02:45:48):
Kevin's, so but it should have. If it mailed it to Kevin's to
our home address, you would thinkit would have mailed it to mine.
Anyways, I digress. I endedup buying it for two years, so
now won't expire until twenty six.Did you guys do a change of address?
Yes? Did you do both?Everybody's name? Or yeah? Did
you do? Lindsey g I seewhat I'm saying. My dad that told

(02:46:13):
me. My dad taught me thatpacking peanuts were called ghost poops. I
thought everyone called them that until highschool when someone was highly confused and I
had no idea what I was talkingabout. Yeah, my eyes are green,
but they look more brown or greenbased on what I wear. My
family always used Scottish slang to callmy eyes skill them a gink. In
second grade, we had to goaround the classroom and say our eye color.

(02:46:35):
I was confidently declared mine where skillthem a gink? And the whole
class was, including the teacher,laughed at me for a full minute.
Good God. That's when I learnedthat is in real color. My parents
called the cardboard tubes and paper towelrolls doot dedus. Oh yeah, because
that's the noise you make when youpretend to play them like a trumpet.

(02:47:01):
I had an ex who called themdoodle tubes, and I looked at her
like she shot on the floor whenshe said, Hey, grab the dood
tube and I'll what I'm gonna dothat with my kids. Yeah, I
never thought of that. I neverI never used miss trumpets or horns.
My mom always called my brother's darkblonde hair dirty dishwater color. I've one

(02:47:22):
hundred percent yeah, yeah, andI honestly never thought twice about it.
As a teenager trying to blend intoa new group, I described a girl's
hair as dirty dishwater and the grouplooked at me like I was the cattiest
person they ever met. That's whenmy dumb ass realized that's not a common
phrase, dishwater blonde. I feeldishwater blonde, dirty dishwater blonde is what
they're saying. But I agree tome, dishwater, yeah, but which

(02:47:45):
you're meaning dirty, dirty blonde,right, I like, yeah. Well,
my sister was little, she calledelephants defump defumps. I attended an
elementary school called Dewey Elementary and beenan embarrassing number of years of my life
believing the Dewey decimal system was specificto my school. That's fun because I

(02:48:07):
grew up in California and there wasa excuse me, a meteorologist named Dewey
Hopper. Dewey Hopper was his name, excellent, And when they grew a
meteorologist name, when they go throughand they're like the temperatures and the pressure
and then to get down to thedue point, he called it the Dewey
Hopper point. And for the longestfucking time, that's what I thought it

(02:48:28):
was called, was the Dewey Hopperpoint. And what wasn't until I fucking
moved away and grew up older thatlike, it is not Hopper, It's
just the due point. God damnit. Uh. Whenever anyone in my
family went through a yellow light andit turned red halfway through, we'd say
you mothered that all of us,my mom, aunts, et cetera.

(02:48:48):
I thought this was a real sayinguntil my twenties, when I said it
in front of my friends, whowas like, what, we used to
knock on the glass? Yes,touched the top of the okay, bars
was knock on the glass. Yeah, never changed anything. It's kind of
like black eyed peas. Yeah.I thought when Guns n' Roses saying knocking
on Heaven's door, they were sayingknocking on Kevin's door. My uncle's name

(02:49:11):
is Kevin, so anytime we wentthere, my sister and I would sing
it as we knocked. That's awesome, not knocking on Kevin's doll, but
lind this one would start doing fromnow. My family name is Harvey.
As a child, I always heardmy family say Harvey darned. I thought
it was cool that we have ourown saying. Turns out everyone was saying

(02:49:35):
I was just saying, I'll bedarned. You know how some people say
number one for pe and number twofor poop. Instead of this, my
family says local for p and internationalfor pooh ol. God, okay,
a little more discreet. I likethat, and I got an international call.

(02:49:56):
I gotta make when I was incollege, I asked my friends,
you know, when you're falling asleepat night and you hear voices for a
couple of seconds. Seeing their baffledexpressions was how I found out that hearing
voices when you fall asleep isn't auniversal experience. Hope, that's just you.
That's just you. It wasn't untilI was thirty that it was referred

(02:50:20):
to me as to calm the committeedown when you were falling asleep, because
there's so many voices, like everybody, Yeah, only one person could talk
here. Yeah, those are funto think about. I'd have to sit
and really think about weird phrases thatwe had as a family. Yeah,
that don't work in real life,right, because I can't think of any

(02:50:43):
off the top of my head.I may have just blocked those out and
shelved them. Sure so much traumajust compartmentalized them, like I The only
thing I remember, like when Iwas little, eating dinner. If I
like if we had stuffed cabbage orstuff peppers or whatever, I would not
eat it, and my parents wouldmake me sit there until I ate it,

(02:51:05):
and even to the point where likethey'd clean up the kitchen and turn
off the lights and leave me sittingin there in the fucking dark. Yeah.
Yeah, that's some fucking intense shit, right. My dad would eventually
get up from the table, andthen my mom would just like take from
my plate and eat it herself.I wonder why. Uh yeah, that's

(02:51:26):
the only thing that my wife waslike, that's not fucking normal. That's
fucking weird that you went through that, that they just turned off the lights
on you. I don't think it'sforced you to eat something you said you
didn't like. Additionally, to makesomething you've admitted you don't like and then
make you eat it. It's alsofucking weird. Not like I don't think
it's weird. My parents fucking mademe sit there and eat sour kraut,

(02:51:50):
right yeah, because we had itfor with our dinner one day, and
they did everything. I was like, no, this is fucking gross,
this is nasty. I don't likeit. Oh, come on, it's
just like pickles. You like pickles, don't you. Well, who fucking
doesn't like pickles? Right? UhSo what did I do? I fucking
took the goddamn sour kraut and Iput it all in the pickle jar.
If it's up just like pickles,then it should be all right. And

(02:52:11):
I put all that sour crawt ina giant ass, but ruined all the
pickles. Yeah, you know,and they were barbaro was you? You
can't say anything's gross unless you atleast try it. And if you've tried
it and you don't like it,then it's fine. You sleep down,
eat it until it's done. WhyBecause I said so, that's why.

(02:52:31):
Yeah, I mean if you arean authoritarian parent, yeah, that that's
the way it works. That's howit wasn't my house. Yeah, that's
the way it wasn't my mouse.It isn't how it is in my house
now, oh no, because itfucking hardly matters. It was only one
of those things, is like,that's all we got to eat. If
you don't eat it, then you'renot gonna get anything else. So once
you just go ahead and sit downand eat it. Uh, Parmesan craft
parmisan cheese you don't talking about?OK? Yeah, I fucking had to

(02:52:54):
plate of spaghetti, you know,and everybody's putting the fucking parmesan cheese on
top of there, and I fuckingon top get he coated that mother overdid
it? You sit there and eatthat whole motherfucking thing until it's all gone.
And again, much like you sitthere, everybody else is gone watching
TV and I'm sitting there fucking staringat a plated cheese because that's basically what

(02:53:18):
it was, right, And itwas like and it was like a dollar
may no not even then, likefifty cents forth of fucking cheese. And
I think that's over being a littleover the top. Oh yeah, but
don't waste anything. You eat allthat shit and then you can't get up
And while they're fucking wasting everything,yep, and I'm fucking sitting there,
ball of milet get your eyes out, O god, I just want to

(02:53:39):
get up right, tough shit,eat it, you did it, You
gotta eat it. There's this book. Paul Rabel is a uh he's the
Tiger Woods of lacrosse, and hewrote a book about athletes and superstar athletes
and how they became who they are. And the thing in this book is
also he does the contradictions too.So like Bill Belichick is the most winning

(02:54:01):
coach in the NFL, right right, he also has the most losses in
the NFL. Right, right,but now you have Yeah, you've got
to have losses to have victories,right, And so they talk about tiger
Woods, and for those of themabout tiger Woods, his dad was abusive
in terms of how he got hiskid to learn how to play golf.
Yeah, things like would make himhit golf balls, and would throw things

(02:54:22):
at him and yell things at himand really degrade him while he was trying
to play golf. A fucking crazyshit right seat on his mom and Tiger
Wood witnesses. Yes, I don'tknow if that has anything to do with
whether he's a good golf or not, but so he the argument that they
were having in this interview was thathe was like, you have to That
is clearly why Tiger Woods. Whois who? He was right and accomplished

(02:54:43):
so much. So the question isif would he have been that good of
a golfer if his dad would nothave done those things, probably not,
Probably not, we would not haveTiger Woods. So then the argument is
the conversation philosophically is who, howdo you create good as athletes? Right?
Every athlete has a thing that they'relike, I'm trying to overcome,

(02:55:05):
I'm trying to win my parents' attentionand affection or I'm trying to get their
approval or whatever. I just alwayssay practice makes perfect, right exactly.
Practice doesn't make prefect. There areplenty of NBA players who miss fucking free
throws, who practice a ton,right, right. You could practice one

(02:55:26):
hundred times throwing a pass. You'regonna throw interceptions. That's just part of
the game. So practice does notmake perfect. But that goes along with
you gotta lose some games to winsome games, you know. Yeah,
but now you're countradicting practice makes perfect, right, right, I've just said
that. I think you just gettheir parents out there on the sidelines or
fucking sight horn with let them sitthere and grill them, you know,

(02:55:50):
and they okay, well, I'vegot to impress my parents, so therefore
I'm gonna do better. The numberof times going to football games to watch
my daughter's cheer and see parents yellat their kid for cheering they need to
cheer better, or for their kidto play better or block like why'd you
miss that block or whatever, andI'm like this, fucking the moment you're
yelling will have bigger impact on yourkid. Then if they play well,

(02:56:15):
like the chance of them moving onto continue to play is fucking small.
But this moment where you're berating themfor missing a fucking tackle, I wonder
how much of that is the parentsliving vicariously through the kids or taking you
know, that's how they were treatedwhen they were probably half I think it's
that. I think that's how youthink parenting works. Maybe a combination of

(02:56:39):
the two. Probably either way,just let the kids play it just it
hardly matters whether they win or lose. It hardly matters. No, this
is fucking state, goddamn second gradeexactly. That's probably a little bit of
it too, Like it's gotta beworth the squeeze, Yeah, but they're

(02:57:01):
focused on the wrong squeeze, Likethe squeeze is not winning right Exactly.
My only rule of when it comesto sports with my kids is if you
sign up for it, you're goingto finish the season. You're not quitting.
Yep. Like that is I strugglewith that one because because like I
agree, like you said you weregoing to do it, you should do
it. But we all quit commitmentsall the time, so it's kind of

(02:57:24):
a weird double standard. It's true, And if you don't like going to
something because it's a Saturday mornings atsix am. You're like, yeah,
we can quit that, right,But no, because I like watching you
play football, you have to fuckingkeep playing, right. Yeah, I'm
just telling I just I flounder onthat one because it's like, well,
we quit we as individuals in society, and people quit stuff all the time,

(02:57:46):
like jobs, relationships, extracurricular activities, diets, workout routines. My
middle child, for example, Leowanted to play soccer, and then he
marks just wanted to player lacrosse.And when Leo got winned of what lacrosse
was all about, Wait, Iget to I can hit people with sticks.

(02:58:07):
Sign me up. So he playedlast year and loved it. He
had I think they lost one gameall season. This year, they haven't
won a game all season. Nowhe wants to quit, and I'm like,
dude, we're almost at the endof the season. The reason why

(02:58:28):
you want to quit is because youhaven't won, and no, you can't.
You have to finish out this season. If you decide next year you
don't want to play, fine,but you're finishing the season. You can't
just quit because you're not winning.Yeah. My thing is you can't quit
on a bad day. That's mythat's my line. You can quit on
a good day, exactly. Youscore a goal, you you win.

(02:58:48):
If you want to quit that day, that's fine. But who's going to
quit on those days? Right?Yeah? All right, listen, we
got to take an end of this. Can't move on. We've we've exposed
our trauma enough therapy. Sure,all right, So you guys have a
fantastic week, and don't forget.If you know a vet that you want

(02:59:09):
to honor until st our troops,go to the contest page at kmod dot
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if you like the podcast, andmake sure you give a review that's supposed
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