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Hooray For Tuesday!!! Graceland Is Going  Broke, Who Steals A Cop Car With The Cop Still In It, Imagine Finding A Brick Of Cocaine Buried In Your Yard, Expensive Ass Pineapples, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, Deadass or Fake News, And ScarJo Is PISSED!!!!

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of Memphis this morning where apparently Gracelandis it foreclosure? Really you ever been

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to gracelynd lindsay never. It's it'scool and bizarre at the same time.
It's expensive. Eight f Yeah,I was gonna go. When I went
to Tennessee was a couple of yearsago, and I got to look because
I figured whyet. I've always drivenby it, but I've never actually been,
and I'm like, why not?And then I saw the prices and

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I said, that's why not?Like, how much were you expecting it
to be? Oh, I wasexpecting maybe, you know, twenty thirty
maybe forty dollars? And I thinkthat's how much it is to like just
to get you in the door ifyou want to see anything extra. I
think I saw prices in there thatwas seventy eighty one hundred bucks or Moore,

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And I'm like, that is ridiculous. Yeah, just to get in
to just like the building and thenthe planes anywhere between twenty eight and fifty
dollars. Yeah, and then theyhave different levels after that good and then
for the one the what extra youget to see his property? Is personal

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house and well no, I meantour. I believe Graceland and the planes
are one like the twenty eight tofifty and then they have other tiers okay
to experience other things. If you'rea giant fan. Wow, lot it
is. I don't know of anothermusical persona that has something like this.

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Yeah. Uh inside the Graceland Archives, the UVIP Tour anywhere from two hundred
and seventeen to two hundred and fortydollars, the Ultimate VIP Tour two hundred
and two to two hundred and twentyfive. Oh, let's let's so the
first one that Gainby mentioned that wassuper expensive. You get the Mansion Tour

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with an expert guide. Oh,self guided tour of his custom jets,
which aren't big by like. It'sfull access to the Elvis Presley Memphis Entertainment
Complex, which includes the Presley MotorsAutomobile Museum, the Elvis the Entertainer Career

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Museum, the Making of Elvis MovieExhibit, and self guided tours of the
Elvis Discovery exhibits. So those areall different things. But you get all
that and you still can't go upstairs. Right, He's never let they've never
allowed anybody else nobody upstairs in hispersonal bedroom, or to go see the

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crapper that he died on, whichis what everybody wants to see now,
right, Come on. Plus youget access to view and ask questions about
archival work being done by the GracelandArchives team, access to the Ultimate Lounge,
and exclusive VIP exhibit. Options topurchase special merchandise. I'll read that

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again for you. Options to purchasespecial merchandise only available to the Ultimate Guests,
exclusive photo opportunity, personal Graceland Archivesshow and tell session, and a
keepsake passed. I'm gonna go aheadand say this to everybody. If you
buy something and then there's a pluspart, it's bs. It's all crap

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because they would have included it inthe normal right, right. And the
sad thing is is there's people outthere that actually pay that price. What
did I say, it was twoseventeen to two forty, Yeah, for
all that because they're such Elvis fansmarks, which I get it, be
a fan, it's it's all right. But to me, that's just that's

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just too much. He died nearlyfifty years ago. By the way,
he's been gone fifty years there arethe majority of people, like, if
you were born the year he died, you'd be fifty, almost fifty,
forty five, forty six or something. You'd be almost fifty and never have
seen him perform ever, No,except for whatever videos are on the Tick

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Tucker whatever. So your desire togo and see his stuff is only based
off other people's influence. It's ait's a very bi's to me. It's
a very bizarre thing. There havebeen plenty of highly influential musicians like Elvis.
I know he's the king, andI'm clear on his place in music

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history, but there are other peoplethat are also pretty big in the music
history section that have something like this. No, there's no one like it.
Yeah, that's you're right. Whoelse would have something like that?
I mean, or should I guessPrince Munch No, though, much to
Gimpi's chagrin, the Beatles. Yes, absolutely right, and they don't have

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anything. Yeah, you can goto Abbey Road Studios, but it's the
Abbey Road Studios right right. Iwent to the Sun Studios there in Memphis.
While I was there, Uh,didn't go inside and take a tour.
A big waste of time. Yeah, that's what I figured, a
big waste of money. I justwent and I peeked through the window.
I was like, oh, that'scool, took a picture outside. That
was that I didn't need to spend. I didn't even check to see how

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much that was, you know,I was just like, came, I
saw I picked have a nice day, and they say they're going to do
that with Prince. I don't thinkit's gonna have the same thing because the
difference between Prince and Elvis is whenElvis was alive, people would hang out
outside of his mansion. That didn'thappen with Prince. You don't think that

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did not like I did with Elvis. Probably not even close. I probably
not like that. But I'm surethere were some megafans that would kind of
stalk and hang outside, like one, you know, small handful may I
think people would go and take apicture outside his house just to say this
was Prince's house. Weird look,right? Is like purple? Yeah,

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purple? I mean so, ButI to me, I don't see that
being It could be a thing,I guess, but near not nearly what
the what Graceland is and has become. You want to go see his planes,
right. I want to see thecrapper that he died on. I

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don't know why it's a toilet,right, but still keep in mind he's
been gone longer than he's been Hewas alive, alive, not like when
he was famous. He was Theduration of time he was famous is half
the time that he's been gone.Oh my god. If you want to
go to Paisley Park right and seePrince's house, they can cost you anywhere.
Seventy five dollars is the bare minimumfor the Paisley Experience. If you

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want the ultimate experience, it's gonnacost you two hundred bucks, and the
Paisley Experience you get the ninety minutePaisley Experience. Tour main floors of the
Paisley Park, including studios where Princerecorded, produced, and mixed some of
his biggest hits, massive sound stage, concert hall where he rehearsed for tours
and held exclusive private events. Servepancakes after basketball right, MPG Music Club,

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where Prince held countless late night performances. Oh and by the way,
there's no children under the age ofseven allowed. That means there's penises right
and boobs the thirty or excuse me, the VIP experience. It's a two
hour VIP right, a thirty minutelonger tour. Oh god. Access to

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addition, well, it's wider right, access to additional content, rooms and
studio areas, a showcase of additionalartifacts from archives, a unique and exclusive
photo opportunity, and there's no childrenunder the age of ten allowed on that
one. But then will that allgo? Well, waive that tour when
they turn it into the Airbnb?I mean yea, I don't know how

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awesome would it be though, Ilike, you rented out as an Airbnb
and then they got like, youknow, a tour guide coming through,
like, don't mind him, thisis Stephen. He rented it out for
the night. My understanding is theAirbnb thing is that's just a short lived
thing they're doing for a promotion forAirbnb. It's not gonna be a permanent
thing. I see. And Iguess I kind of have the attitude of

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every like, if you're a musicfan, you should go to Grace Linden
Seed. It's it's cool. It'scool from a standpoint of like like a
museum, and I would imagine PaisleyPark is too. Yeah, you know,
like that we have the church studiohere. It's cool. Yea,
yeah, it's really cool. Andyou to know that that's here is really

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the Woody Guthrie Museums really cool.Do they do tours at the Neverland Ranch?
I don't think so. How badwould it have to be? What?
Like, how bad does an artisthave to have done something for you
to be like, oh, wecan't have a tour of their facility?

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I don't know. I think molestingyoung children might have to he I don't
think he was found guilty of that, right, No, never found guilty.
But that again, all right,let me rephrase that. We all
had our suspicions. I mean,if Gary Glitter had a house you could

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go visit. Why of all peopleGary, I'm just saying, I mean,
I'm just saying. I'm just sayingthat, like, how bad does
somebody have to have done something?Because Prince they are going to show where
he you know, did oxies?Are they going to show where Elvis did

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drugs? To answer your question,I don't think there's anything that's too bad
that would prevent people from visiting ortouring a spot. And I say that
Auschwitz that's different. You know,that's that's such horrible. Yeah, because
you're not going to honor, right. I get that because you're a big

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hitler fan some people. But atyour point, you're doing it. You're
doing it in Cotton, you know. Yeah, you do it there to
honor the people that's whose lives weretaking right and wrongfully. And I totally
get that. But the question ofhow bad does something have to be for
no, no, how bad itis a celebrity celerity, Yeah, yeah,

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you honor them. That's a littledifferent than I guess. I guess
so yeah, I mean I guessmaybe there isn't. Maybe there isn't,
ye know, Yeah, And peopleare gonna go. I mean, people
love Chris Brown. He's still sellingalbums and selling out Arena's rins, right,
and I think he's a pos heis. So the Graceland foreclosure thing,

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apparently Lisa Marie took out a loanand didn't pay it, and so
they put a lean on whatever sheput down his collateral, which was Graceland.
Wow. And then she died andso the people that had the loan
are calling it due. And thenLisa Marie's daughter is calling Priscilla not Las

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Marie. Leasa Marie is the daughterPriscilla is Elvis's wife, correct, but
Lisa Marie had control, okay ifI murmer correctly. And the daughter Riley
Keoh is like, who's a greatactress? Is like, my mom never
took out loans? Uh? Oh, So either Riley didn't know, right,

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or somebody's trying to scam Graceland.Oh. I think that the kid
didn't know. To be honest withyou, I think if you went down
a rabbit hole, she may nothave. But I think there were other
people that were involved. They're like, your mom never took out loans,
you know what I mean. Itwasn't a two person operation, right,
absolutely, And maybe they just saythat to you know, keep her mom

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and good standing views, you knowwhat I mean. I don't know.
Nobody wants to think of their parents. There's a legality part there that I
don't know if that would maybe whoknows. But the thing that is also
bizarre is go, look how easyit is put a lien on something,
right, And if you want toget money, you could just put a
loan on Like it's almost like squatting. You can just go, oh,

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that's mine, I just put alien on it and then you've got to
get your pay. Yeah, it'scrazy to think about how easy some of
that stuff is. It should bereally hard to put a lien on something.
Also, you should get your money. So how come if Priscilla's still
alive? Because I was that's whereI confuse you was with you because you're
like Lisa Marine and I was like, ah, that makes sense. Then

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I was like, if she's stilla wive, how come Lisa Marie got
control of everything and the lost it. But I mean, if she's a
little caacup then But were they stillmarried? Who Priscilla and No, No,
a long time ago. No,but they still stayed super close.
And so because she was really youngfor those who don't know, because I

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love to tell people this and ruinit. When Elvis served in the military
and he was stationed in Germany,the person in charge of that location was
a giant Elvis fan and puts hisdaughter onto Elvis and Elvis was life.

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Look I wont and she was thirteenand her names yeah Priscilla. Well listen,
it was a different time, sureit. Yeah, I love that.
Now we're like celebrities and now andthen when you talk about old things
like it was a different time.They'll be saying the same thing thirty forty
fifty years from now. I don'tknow. I hope I'm alive to see

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it. But things are going tocircle. But so I think. And
then she had control, and thenshe kind of got at odds, and
then Lisa got it took control,and then now it's Riley has control.
Maybe because it's in foreclosure. JustGraceland, not the hold On. I

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don't want to I don't want tomisspeak here. Not the Elvis Discovery Exhibits
or the Entertainer Career Museum. It'snot all under the same umbrella. Well,
it is under the name of acompany. But the property of Graceland,
apparently is what is in foreclosure.Somebody, some mogul will buy it

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up and continue to have it openfor the public to go in there because
they know that people want to seeit. Somebody texting in some things Dollywood
for Dolly Parton different. It's nother. I mean, she says it's
her childhood home area or whatever.But she built she built a roller coaster.
Yeah, it's something to do,Yeah, other than just see one

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guy used to hang out John Lennon'shouse that's true. Yeah. Another one.
I saw R. Kelly's place lotsof plastic on the furniture for some
reason. Okay, another one onlykids ten and under allowed it. Neverland

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seventy five, AMoD Mansteel's police vehiclewith officer still inside. This happened is
in Los Angeles, California, wherethe incident occurred around three point thirty am,
when, according to police, afemale officer was conducting a security detail

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at twelfth in Faroga Streets. Atsome point, the suspect approached her,
got into her vehicle, and thenjust drove off. The officer was ejected
from the suv and then just fellonto the road. The suspect sped away
northbound, where he first collided withat least two vehicles at the intersection of

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Eighth Street, and then crashed intoa poll He then tried to run from
the scene, but was quickly apprehended. Several people, including the officers,
sustained injuries, although none appeared tobe life threatening. The area was blocked
off. It was closed for severalhours as authorities investigated the case, spoke

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with witnesses and began to clear thewreckage and debris. Stealing the cars on
another Police cars on another level.Man, real stealing a police car with
the police officer in the car,Yes, a real different level. Definitely.
Yeah. I have no desire towant to steal any kind of emergency
vehicle at all. I have thisthing that I like to do, and

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we've talked about it briefly on theair, and it's like, has this
ship sailed for me? Okay?And stealing cars that ships sailed for me.
Okay, I'm not gonna go atall. Yeah, yeah, I'm
not gonna do it. Yeah,there's no reason for me to steal a
car, all right, at all. So, so your cars, both
of them, are broken down,and you've got to get your child to

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the emergency room. Yeah, I'llcall an ambulance. Okay, ambulances are
all taken, sir. It's gonnabe a while before we can get there.
I love you so much. Ina car then, I don't know
how to steal a car. Neitherdo you. I'm running, I'm running
out with my child. You're gonnacarjack. I'm gonna because that's what we're
talking about. You're not going tosteal it. You don't know how to

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hot wire a car. No,neither do I. So you're gonna carjack.
You're gonna threaten another human beings life. Yeah, then I'm this is
an emergency situation. I need youto take us to the hospital asap.
I am going to call Uber,I'll call Lyft, and as a last
resort, I'll say, Gimpy,you and Ruby need to come get them

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all. Grab that baby, geton the back. Yeah it is.
We should start a list of thethings that we can put Lindsay's name,
my name, in Ghimpie's name.It can be a dry race board for
all I care, yea, andthings that were done doing and stealing cars
for me. Apparently you two stillon board. That ship is sailed.
Call it the last resort, right, No, not the last resort.

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It's that ship has sailed because I'mnot doing it at all. Yeah,
yeah, I uh yeah, Ihave no need to steal a car at
all whatsoever. And my kids areall grown up, so it's not like
I gotta worry about your grandson,your bran, Oh my goodness, his
parents can take him. Your babyfeels that feels on brand Gut's ever gonna

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happen? Come on now. Pennsylvaniaresident finds a serious amount of cocaine while
doing yard work. This comes outof the Lower Swatara township there in Pennsylvania,
and apparently last Saturday they were,you know, doing yard work,
digging around and found something and theydig it up and they're like, well,
what the hell is this? Thisis a very mysterious package. So

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they call the police to come outand investigate. Makes perfect good sense.
The police come out, they noticeit is a serious amount of cocaine.
And by serious amount of cocaine,it's a brick. It's a brick.
I love that you're discounting it,right, But it's not like you know,
somebody found like an ounce or agram or something like that buried in
the yard. It's a brick ofcocaine like you see in the movies.

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Okay. And so the police theytake it, they tested. That's when
they found out it was the blow. They took it into evidence and opened
up a case. They didn't sayanything about how long it had been there
or how it even got there inthe first place. Two pounds, two
pounds of cocas with how much itwas. That's what it says is that
a cocaine block is usually two pounds. Okay, that's a lot of cocaine.

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That is a lot of cocaine.That's that's one hell of a party.
Yeah, I'm not sure the value. Well how did it get there
though, Like a previous resident maybeyou know, in the in the eighties,
is like I'm going to bury thiscocaine and it'll come in handy later
on in life, Right, Icould use it then or just try to
hidea of it. I don't know, a time capsule, right, yeah.

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I mean maybe you were running fromthe police and you ditched it there,
but it got buried though, maybeyou hand dug it and then buried
it. I don't know, justin somebody's backyard, like a dog burying
a bone. Maybe some some yardworkers are like that's their thing, right,
they bury it, Okay, Idon't know. Yeah, that's insane

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though. Yeah. I hear storiesof people finding stuff like that or gold
coins when they're doing their yard work. I haven't found anything but rocks.
Yeah, a bottle cap. Yeah, there was that story. It was
just a couple of weeks ago wherea farmer I think it was in like
Tennessee or something, he found silvilCivil War coins in perfect condition, like

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ended up being a couple of milliondollars. Wow. See that stuff never
happens to me. Yeah, right, I can't imagine. I don't know
what it would be here and youwould go, oh, look at all
that clay, Get out of here. Yeah, too much worse. Grocer
selling luxury pineapple for three hundred andninety five dollars. Southern California grocer is
selling this luxury pineapple, the Rubyglow pineapple sells for three hundred ninety five

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dollars at Melissa's Produce. Only afew thousand of these pinkish red designer pineapples
are produced each year by Fresh delMonte. The ruby glow is a result
of fifteen years of research and experimentation. A couple of things. One,
this has been around a long time. They've just mostly sold it in China
and are like, oh, let'ssee how it goes in America, which
I know a lot of you're gonnago stupid. Except y'all buy honey crisp

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apples, and those are considered aluxury apple. They're delicious. This might
be too, I'm sure they're butthey're still overly priced for an apple.
Yeah, I opinions they're Yeah,they're not four hundred bucks. No,
that's true, but in the beginning, honey crisp apples will really expense.
Or those weird pairs that come withtheir own little sock like there. You've

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never seen those in the grocery store. There's different types of oranges and strawberries.
This is a common thing. Mthe blood orange those are Nope,
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Coming up. Tickets to Hardy We'regonna give away, but first we got
to see what lindsay. As forBalls to the Wall Sports, the Boston
Celtics will host the Indiana Pacers forGame one of the Eastern Conference Finals at

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TD Garden at seven on ESPN andESPN two tonight. The Celtics are making
their third street trip to the conferencefinals and are searching for their second trip
to the NBA Finals in the lastthree seasons. The Pacers are in their
first conference finals since twenty fourteen andwill be looking to knock off the top
overall seed for their first trip tothe finals since two thousand. The Western

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Conference Finals will begin tomorrow when theMinnesota Timberwolves host the Dallas Mavericks at the
Target Center. The future of theNBA is in good hands with a pair
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Rookie team this season. The duowas unanimous first team selections. Joining the
pair on the first team were BrandonMiller of the Charlotte Hornets and Jommy Wakwez
Junior of the Miami Heat Brandon Pojemskiof the Golden State Warriors. This is
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Rockets i'm and Thompson, Utah JazzIs Kiante George, Oklahoma Cities Cason Wallace,
and Memphis Grizzlies Gigi Jackson. TheChiefs will have their troubled young wide
receiver at practice this week. ESPNreports that Kansas City wide outs Forshe Rice
is with the team and said totake part in full squad organized team activities

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this week. They better be yeah. The twenty four year old was arrested
earlier this offseason due to his involvementin a six car crash on a Freeway
in Dallas. He's being sued forover one million dollars in actual damages and
ten million dollars in punitive damages bytwo people who were allegedly injured during the
wreck. Rice is also currently asuspect in an alleged assault that took place

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at a Dallas nightclub earlier this month. Rice had seventy nine catches for nine
and thirty eight yards and seven touchdownsas a rookie last season. I love
the comments section on anything. Whenan actor or specifically athletes get in trouble
because comments like this exist, someoneneeds to keep an eye on him.

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A good life coach or mentor wouldbe a great move. How do you
know he doesn't have one? Right? How do you know he doesn't have
one? Well? Because a lifecoach or mentor wouldn't let him raise rented
cards up in there. They're notpolice officers, no, right, it's
called free wheel man. Yeah,he needs more of a babysitter at this
point. I don't even know ifhe needs a baby Like a babysitter would

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stop him. If he's got ababysitter, who's paying him, right,
I'm paying you? Shut your mouth, I'm gonna do what I want.
M Yeah, except for himself.I don't know if he's young and dumb.
He's young, right, that's theend of that making mistakes. He's

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just being he's being a kid,right, Yeah, right, I could
Yeah, I mean, yeah,that happens. You get into fights at
the club or whatever. But gettingguns involves a different story or whatever.
And we know plenty of twenty somethingsthrough do things we would never do,
right, And as we're older,we go, well, he's jeopardizing so
much. Is this what happens whenwe tell our kids keep your nose clean

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when they play high school ball andstuff. Keep your nose clean. So
you get scouted and you know,and you move on to a good college
and they accept you. And thenwhen you're in college, keep your nose
clean. So the NFL picks youup. And then you get into the
NFL and you're like, okay,I've made it now I can I can
mess up and you know, getmy hands dirty little bit. So you're

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implying that is this what happens whenthe shackles come off? Right? No?
I think it's what happens when yougive young adults millions of dollars.
Yeah, I think you can sayhe's always had money in some regard or
been around it to a point whereyou can be reckless with it. I
think it's more of a case ofyou feel like you're the big dog on

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campus and you've got more attention thanyou ever have. And I don't think
this is a new thing like thisisn't I think you only say things like
keep your nose cleaned. They onlypick people who are good people. That's
the most insane thought ever. That'snot true. That's not we say that.
And if some kids it affects himand they go, oh okay,

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but a lot of them. Knowhow many times do we read books or
hear stories about high school athletes orkid athletes who get in trouble and still
go on right? A lot?Yeah, all of them? And that's
your ball. So the Wall Sports, I'm Lindsay at ninety seven to five
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Well, dead ass or fake news? I'll read some story here and
you tell me is it dead assor fake news? First one says there
are only three words in English thatend in d O USUS. There are

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only three words that end in theEnglish that end in d O U s
u USh seems legitimate fake news,therefore tremendous, hazardous, and stupendous.
Well, that's stupendous. The nationalanthem of Spain has lyrics considered by law

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to be illegally profane in over adozen countries. Say that again. The
national anthem of Spain has lyrics consideredby law to be legal illegally profane in
over a dozen countries Spain. Icould see that like a language barrier.

(35:15):
It would seem like, you know, what they meant in Spain is good.
Whatever is bad in another language.I want to say, dead ass
yeah, dead ass uh fake news. The Spanish national anthem, Marcia Reale
has no words. It's one ofonly four national anthems in the world that

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are instrumental, the others being BosniaHurtszeo, go hurts yeah, and San
Marino. Okay, like we don'tneed any words to celebrate our countries enough,
that's it speaks for itself. Yeahright dead. As for fake news,
the statue of liberty used to bea lighthouse. Dead ass or fake
news. The statue of liberty usedto be a lighthouse. Like it was

(36:00):
a lighthouse and they're like, let'sadd on top of this, let's turn
it into something they grew up right, I could see it being used as
a lighthouse. Yeah. If here'sthe thing, the last two have been
fake news. I feel like we'redoing it for a dead ass. Yeah,
I almost say dead ass. Okay, Yeah, we'll go with it.

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I love your perception of them.There's some like methodical thing happening here,
dead ass. The Statue of Libertybecame a working lighthouse a month after
its dedication in eighteen eighty six andremained in operation for sixteen years. The
torch of the statue was visible forfrom twenty four miles away. Wow,
okay, up until then, thisis the number of ships just running a

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shore. Was crazy? Dead assare fake news. A two thousand and
eight study by the University of Illinoisfound that CPR works best when you perform
it to the beat of the discoclassic Staying Alive Ass or fake news.
Dead Ass dead ass is dead assgets Yeah. I feel like this one
was pretty obvious. But there's areason I picked this one so dead Ass.

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Staying Alive may be a disco song, but according to doctor Davis Mattlocke,
it may also be the means tosave life. With one hundred and
three beats per minute, keeping histhis rhythm during CPR can get a heart
moving again too. Other songs recommendedby First Response Training International include I Think
we knew this one Survivors Aya theTiger. I didn't, but okay,

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Britney Spears Stronger Okay, and CountryGirls Shake It for Me by Luke Bryan.
Shit, Oh you come on,you can do it. Come back
to life, it for me,Take it for me, Country Girl?
Oh, staying Alive. They didthat one on the Office, right,
Sure, I thought they. Ithought they taught CPR training on an episode

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of the Office to that song possible, I would think, awesome that you
CPR from the Office. Yeah,learned right? Or well, I don't
think I've learned. Step aside,I saw an episode of the Office.
I don't want to hear those wordsas I'm coding out. That's what she
said. The platypus and itch ekadinaare the only mammals that can regenerate lost

(38:22):
limbs. The platypus and akadina arethe only mammal and mammals the only mammals
that can regenerate lost limbs. Deadass are fake news. I want to
say fake news. I want tosay fake news as well. I've never
heard of a mammal regenerating limbs coldblooded animals like lizards, salamanders, stuff

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like that. Yes, fake news. They do not have limb regeneration in
common, but they are the onlytwo mammals that lay eggs. That also
makes them very uh not reading thejoke all right? Dead ass or fake
news. Sylvester Stallone was a worldchampion wrestler before he started in Rocky.

(39:09):
Dead ass or fake news. SylvesterStallone was a world champion wrestler before he
starred in Rocky. Didn't w CWcome out after? Wrestling has been around
a long time. I know theWorld Champion Wrestling WSW. Yeah I could
see. I would say boxing beforewrestling with him? Yeah, I would

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as well, So I'm gonna sayfake news on that one. Fake news.
Sylvester's first job was appearing in softcoreporn films like Erotic off Broadway plays
the Uh he learned boxing for that? Oh Rocky? Yeah, okay,
I gotta find the Sylvester Stallone pornSure you do? You be you man?

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Dead ass for fake news. Thecapital of Singapore is Singapore, Dead
ass or fake news. The capitalof Singapore is Singapore, Singapore, Singapore.
I don't know the capital of Singapore. I'm gonna say fake. One
of the reasons I love doing thissegment so much is the questions are so
ridiculous and make no sense. Butyou sit here and go huh, and

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you will think about these today atsome point. I mean, they have
New York City, New York,that's not the capital. But I mean
still, so it wouldn't surprise meto see Singapore Singapore. I'm still saying
fake news, mean too, deadass. Before independence in nineteen sixty five,
Singapore was the capital of the BritishStraits Settlements, a Crown colony.

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It was also the main British navalbased in the East Asia. Singapore is
the only world capital that contains apatch of primary rainforest within its borders.
Dead ass are fake news. Themoon influences the Earth's time. Alright,
you dead ass? I mean becauseremember on what was that the no not

(41:07):
the office with Jim Carrey Bruce almightyright when he pulls the moon closer to
make it look bigger. Gods almostsay dead ass? Uh, dead ass.
The word tides is a generic termused to define the alternating rise and

(41:30):
fall in sea level with respect tothe land, produced by the gravitational attraction
of the moon in the sun.To a much smaller extent, tides also
occur in large lakes. Generally speaking, tidal cycles contain two high tides and
two low tides each day. Deadass or fake news. A duck's quack

(41:50):
doesn't echo. Dead ass or fakenews. A ducks quack doesn't echo.
I wish people could see Lindsay rightnow, because she is deep in thought,
like she's like, I know this, I know this. She's the
hunter of all of us. SoI mean, she's the quack expert for
sure. I think it's fake news. Say more. I just a gut

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feeling, just a gut feeling,only because why else would you do duck
calls? You would wanted to echooff of the lakes for them to hear.
I don't know. It sounds madeup to me. I think all
sounds echo when they bounce off ofsomething. So I'm gonna say, I'm
gonna say dead or fake news,whatever, whichever one. Yeah, of

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course it's fake news. It's likeany other sound. It echoes. Dead
ass are fake news. The firstwebcam watched a coffee pot. They had
to test change I guess, Iguess so yes, sounds dead ass to
me. Okay, sure, I'llgo with that dead ass. Back in

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nineteen ninety one, the Trojan Roomcoffee pot was a coffee machine located next
to the so called Trojan Room inthe old computer Laboratory at the University of
Cambridge in England. To save peopleworking in the building that disappointment of finding
the coffee machine empty after making thetrip to the room, a camera was
set up, providing a live pictureof the coffee pot to all desktop computers

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on the office network. Oh God. After the camera was connected to the
Internet a few years later, thecoffee pot gained international notoriety as a feature
of the fledging, fledgling world WideWeb until it retired in two thousand and
one. Two thousand and one.Yeah, this was in nineteen ninety one.
Wow. Wow, they kept thatcamel live for that many years just

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to watch the coffee droop. Sowhen you think about only fans or twitch
or any of those things, theonly reason those things exist is so we
could find out if there was coffee. Dead ass are fake news? Los
Angeles, California is farther west thanReno Nevada. Los Angeles, California is

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farther west than Reno, Nevada.Deadass or fake news. Well, I
mean it seems dead ass because Californiais on the far west coast, Nevada
is next to it. It onlymakes sense. But is it a true
question? Deadass miles fake news?Reno is more west than Los Angeles.

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Reno is located at one hundred andnineteen degrees west, while Los Angeles is
one hundred and eighteen degrees west.Because remember, California dips down, Nevada
dips over. Gotcha? Dead assare fake news. A leap is a
collective term for a group of lions. Dead ass or fake news. A
leap is a collective term for agroup of lions. We visited this Friday,

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and remember Gimbia has an uncannability toknow what collective terms are for animals
of them. But that's a pride, right lines are pride, So it's
fake news, uh, fake news. A leap is a group of leopards.
Leopards, dead ass are fake news. The small intestine is longer than

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the large intestine. Dead ass arefake news. The small intestine is long
longer than the large intestine. Thatis dead ass, dead ass deads Indeed,
the small intestine in adults is along and narrow tube about twenty three
feet long. The large intestine isso called because it's wider in diameter because

(45:43):
girth is always better. However,it is shorter than small intestine, about
five feet long. Dead ass arefake news. The nostrils are missing from
the painting of the Mona Lisa.Dead ass are fake news. The nostrils
are missing from the painting of theMolisa. Trying to picture the Mona Lisa
in my head. Good as deadass fake news. It's the eyebrows that

(46:07):
are missing are not visible. Shewould pulled to Richard Pryor smoke a crack
cocaine and sends your obbrows off.Is she excited? I don't know.
Billy Crystal signed a one game contractso he could play in a preseason game
against the Pittsburgh Pirates. As deadass, dead ass are fake news.

(46:28):
Billy Crystal signed a one game contractso he could play in a preseason game
against the Pittsburgh Pirates. Almost saydead ass. Lindsay jumped on that one
like she knew it, So yeah, any context, I think I read
that somewhere you say that a lotabout a lot of things, celebrities,
things that you didn't know about celebrities. I believe it was like in an
article like from the Times or somethinglike that. What years ago? The

(46:55):
maybe the Yankees. He signed withhis beloved Yankees back in two thousand and
eight and more number sixty an honorof his sixtieth birthday. Dead ass,
Yeah, dead ass are fake news. The recycling symbol was originally designed for
for a eugenics campaign. Fake deadassor fake news. The recycling symbol was

(47:16):
originally designed for a eugenics eugenics campaign. Dead ass total fake news. The
symbol was actually designed by a studentfor a seventies design contest held by the
Container Corporation of America. The companyneeded a symbol for the recycled goods and

(47:37):
didn't want to waste money on hiringa professional designer. Hmm, I'll we
do dead ass or fake news.The can opener was not invented until forty
five years after the tin can.Dead ass are fake news? The can
opener was not invented until forty fiveyears after the tin can. Yeah,

(48:00):
I can almost say dead ass onthat one. I want to say,
fake news. I think they useknives and like church keys, and they're
like, there's got to be asimpler way to open these things up.
I'm sticking with fake news. Deadass. Although preservation of food using tin
cans had been practiced since at leastseventeen seventy two in the Netherlands, the
first can openers were not patent untileighteen fifty five in England and in eighteen

(48:24):
fifty eight in the United States.They just had all these cans stacked up.
Lindsay, we'll get to it eventually. Last one, dead ass are
fake news. Kangaroos are only aninch long at birth. Dead ass are
fake news. Kangaroos are only aninch long at birth. Fake news seems

(48:47):
legit. Dead ass fake news,although we're kind of messing with you a
little. At birth, the babycalled a joey can be as small as
a grain of rice. We're asbig as a bee point two to point
nine inches, according to the SanDiego Zoo. When the joey is born,
it is guided into the comfy pouch, where it just dates for another

(49:07):
one hundred and twenty to four hundredand fifty days. Yeah, so how
about that now, you imagine livingin your mama's pocket for a year over
a year, No, thank you, I mean oh mama's pocket. Yeah,
we got to take a break andwe'll be back. If you're listening

(49:28):
to The Big Man Morning Show,this is Tulsa's Morning shown Kim Molten,
Good morning, It's the Big ManMorning Show. Nine eight four six,

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oh kmod. Can also text bmmsand then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. Let'splay game. Hardy is gonna be in
Rogers, Arkansas at the Walmart Amphitheaterand we got tickets amp tickets dot com
if you want to get yours,or you can try and win them right
now with sing sing. The currentrecord is, well, it looks like

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I'm gonna leave him with seven.Lindsay has six and you have three and
last week's winter that would be awhole botch of nobody. So everybody's eligible
to play. Nine one eight foursix, oh kmod nine one eight four
six oh kmo D Hardy tickets upfor grabs. Let's go to the phones.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Good

(50:38):
morning, you're on the air.What is your name? It's Kim Kim.
How are you today? I'm good? How are you good? Kim?
Who do you want to give clues? Everybody's opened for playing Lindsey,
Gimpy or myself. Let's go withJimpy. All sixty seconds are on the
clock. Timer starts after the firstclue for sing sing Are you ready?

(50:59):
Tom? I'm right there we go. Oh, okay, So this was
a fat guy in the early ninetieswho played the harmonica. You know what
I'm talking about? Okay, Sothere it's the first name of this person
is a color, not red butblue. There you go. And so

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what nineties artists that played the harmonicahas the name that starts with blue.
All right, let's move on tothe name of the song. This is
an action don't walk but blank run? There you go. And the circle
is what shape round? So putthose two together. Kind of think of

(51:49):
a nineties song harmonica. Okay,okay. So you got the word run,
right, and then you have theword round. Right. What's the
first letter of the alphabet? Hey, put that before round and you've got
the name of the song. OhJesus, zero time. Just go ahead

(52:20):
and hang up. Try not tohang yourself today. Listen to some blues
traveler on your way to work.Jam, I'm so sorry. Thank you
for playing. Have a good day, you too. Good news for whoever
plays second right. Listen, they'rejust as dumb as that one. Dang,
good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Of

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course, Cliff, Corey, Corey. Who do you want to give clues?
Corey Lindsey or Cormyn Lindsey. Sixtyseconds are on the clock. You
just have to get one. Okay, here we go, Oh boy,
all right, Corey. Lightning andthunder Okay, another word for smooch kiss?

(53:12):
Uh huh. And then it's anumber what thunder kiss? Uh huh?
And then followed by a number one. No, okay, okay,
you got you got thunder kiss.Take the number fifty and add fifteen sixty

(53:34):
five. Uh huh. Put itall together, thunder kiss sixty five?
Got it all right? This motownwoman needed this from from everyone. She
spelled the word out when she sangit what you won't baby? I got

(53:57):
it? What you need? Youknow what it all I'm asking so to
me. Okay, keep going.Yes, it's just one word time,
It doesn't matter, man, Youjust needed one. Congratulations you're getting those
tickets to see Hardy at the wartWalmart Amphitheater. Brother, I'm not even

(54:19):
sure if he understands what's happening?Does Gimby? This is the one that
she ended on. Yeah, let'ssee, how's the song going? She
had a right what you won't?Baby? I got it? What do
you mean I don't want to getit? Uh? Let's yeah, I
got it? Yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, richa Franklin respect and

(54:39):
then any clues he would add forGimpy's lindsay, I mean, what could
you give? Looking to my eyesfruited baby, I don't know the is
that I have? Yeah, Idon't. I cannot think of this song.
John Popper is the lead singer ofthis band. He's really fat,

(55:00):
was lost weight. He wore avest that had all the harmonicas. He
had a like alligator skin hat andwould wear these those type of glasses that
are dark at the bottom but clearat the top. Right. Yeah,
I don't think she would have gottenany of those clues. Yeah, Blues

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Traveler, run run around, blues, tap blues all right? The record
now hies Lindsay and I was sevenkeeps you dead ass last with three Tulsa's
Morning Show. He's coming right back, a big Mad Morning show, Tulsa's
Rock Station nine Good Morning. It'sthe Big Mad Morning shown six KMOD.

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He's gonna also text emms and thenwhat you want to say to eight two
nine four five. Let's see whatGimpie has in his four x four.
Well Corbyn it Siskia that the gopblast ICC arrest warrant for Netton Yahoo.
Republicans are calling for sanctions on theInternational Criminal Court after the body said that

(56:20):
it would seek an arrest warrant forthe Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netton Yahoo for
his handling of the conflict in Gaza. Old Mitch McConnell called on JB to
commit to quote imposing significant costs onthe ICC if it pursues what he called
a shameful and baseless charges against hisreel speaker Mike Johnson, and his reviewing

(56:45):
of all the options to punishment theic ICC and ensure leadership faces consequences if
they proceed. It says here thatthe US is monitoring the situation around the
Iranian president's death. White House officialssay the US had no part to play
in the crash. That killed IranianPresident Ibrahim Rayasi. Sure. The comment

(57:09):
came from the Penn Secretary Lloyd Austin, when he was asked during a news
conference yesterday if he's concerned Iran wouldtry to blame the US or Israel for
the incident. A helicopter carrying thepresident and eight other people, including the
Iranian Foreign minister crash Sunday afternoon localtime and the mountain providence of East Azerbuzz.

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What's weird about that story? Allthe words I can't pronounce. No,
that's normal. But what's weird aboutthat story is the it wasn't us,
all right, right out of theSo we'd like to ask you about
the Iranian president. Get it wasn'tI centered out weird, crazy hell that

(57:52):
works out. You're like, waita minute, I didn't lie. We
didn't blow off the pipeline either.The whole time he pleas keep saying it
wasn't us, and they're like,we never right right, It's shaggy playing
in the background. What wasn't me? That says here that Tesla investors argue
against CEO pay package. A groupof Tesla investors are urgent Tesla shareholders to

(58:14):
vote against Elon Musk sks fifty sixbillion dollar pay package. The group issued
an open letter yesterday criticizing the packageas against Tesla's interests, arguing the company's
board has failed to rein in misterMusk, including his fights with our regulators
and controversial public statements that they sayhas led to a decline in the electric

(58:38):
automaker's reputation and has had a negativeeffect on the bottom line. The voter
scheduled for June thirteenth, and thenlastly here Eaton Square Movie Theata to open
excuse me reopen May twenty fourth,with new owners Eaton Square six Cinemas reopening
on May twenty fourth after the previousowners shut the doors in January of this

(58:59):
year. General manager Tiffany Jenkins saidthat the theater will keep the same old
school vibe as well as those oldschool ticket and concession prices. The movie
theater struggled through the VID and popularizationof streaming services. Yesterday, Major League

(59:28):
Baseball announced the opening of an investigationinto former Los Angeles Angels infielder David Fletcher.
Fletcher's been alleged to have gambled withan illegal bookie. A report published
late last week, says Fletcher,but on sports, but not baseball with
Matthew Boyer. Boyer's the same bookmakerwho took bets for Shoheo Tani's former interpreter.

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The league is at a serious disadvantagein this investigation because they don't have
evidence and will be relying heavily ongovernment cooperation. Currently plays for a Triple
A affiliate in the Atlanta Braves organizationand has the right to refuse cooperation in
the investigation. Would you cooperate?Who if I didn't have to? Probably

(01:00:14):
not, Gimbi. I feel likeyou should. I feel like it's something
that you should. You should cooperateregardless. I mean, I feel like
I'm not gonna help you try andincriminate me. RK. Right, it's
not a it's not a police action, right Exactly. If you think I've

(01:00:35):
done something, it's on you tofigure it out. It doesn't mean to
help you. I'm not here tohelp you make me look and I know
what you're gonna say. You're gonnago hey, if you've done nothing wrong,
then exactly now, except people getmislabeled all the time, right,
But instead of just shutting down andbe like no, now I'm not gonna
say anything and let it all workitself out. Well, it could work
itself out for the bad. Andif you cooperate and at least trying to

(01:00:58):
tell your side of what's going on, maybe there's a chance that it won't
be as bad. Yeah. Butthese people's job is not to find you
innocent, right right, Their jobsto find you guilty. Yeah, I
found not cooperating with authority usually neverworks out. Well, no, no,
no, this is an authorities Okay, this is an investigation group within
the company, right exactly, it'sstill a group of authority in that company.

(01:01:22):
It may not be police matter,but it's still authority in that company.
And if you don't cooperate with authority, well, you're just not being
a team player, that's right,I'm not because you're accusing me of something
bad. Uh. And you're notbeing a team player by accusing me of
doing something bad. Yeah, andthat's your ball. So the Wall Sports,

(01:01:42):
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We read an email on the airand then you guys help give advice.
A couple of ways to do thattexting bmmss, and then what you
want to say to the phone numbereight two nine four five. It seems
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four six oh kmod. This emailsays, I met this girl at a
concert here in town. Excuse me. We went to a bar after with

(01:03:38):
her friends, and come to findout she doesn't live here. She lives
in North Carolina. She was herevisiting friends. It just happened to be
at the show. Since then,we've talked a lot, and I'm planning
on driving to see her over MemorialDay weekend. My buddies think I'm crazy
to drive seventeen hours to see anygirl and that there's no way it'll work

(01:04:02):
out. Is it worth it forme to drive to see her? Seventeen
hours is a long drive? Also? Vagina? Right? Vagina? So
yes, But when you subtract vagina, it's really like two hours. Sure.

(01:04:25):
When I was in college, Imet a girl at my school and
she was visiting a friend not fromthere, and she lived in Duluth,
Minnesota, Okay, And I wentto school in Maryville Missouri I live.
My parents lived in Cedar Falls,Iowa. So six hours south of Cedar

(01:04:47):
Falls is where I went to college. For those geographically troubled, Duluth is
north of Cedar Falls. And thiswas before map quest and all that.
You used a thing called an atlas. Right. It was an actual rather
large book of maps that had allthe states in it. If you were

(01:05:10):
going to drive, so you drovea lot. And so I looked at
and it didn't tell you how longit took to get anywhere, right,
You just had to highlight, usea highlighter to highlight your route, which
highways are going to be taken insome guessing a little math, right,
And so I looked at it.And when it's only a few hours,
like three hours from Cedar Falls,it's not. It's near seven. So

(01:05:39):
here you are on a thirteen hourand embarkment to go meet up with this.
Well, I'd gone home for whateverfor the summer, and then was
our whatever was going on, andthen was like, oh, just jaunt
up there. That's not that far. It's like going to Oklahoma City.
No, it is not. AndI remember being four hours in because I

(01:06:00):
didn't bring the atlas, because myparents didn't know where I was going,
and I can't take the family's mapatlas, and so I was just driving
and it took forever to get there. And to this day, I don't
remember this person's name. If theycame up and kicked me square in the

(01:06:23):
nuts, I wouldn't remember them.Do you remember the moments that you had
though? I mean, did youget some while he was up there?
I remember two things. I butwe went to do stuff and went shopping,
and Alice in Chains had that CDwith the neon green case. I

(01:06:43):
bought that. And I remember shestayed in this house like with a I
don't know if it was her momor grandma or whatever, but and I
remember being in her room and shewent to school, and her mom or
whoever, this older woman was cominginto the room I guess to clean it
up, pick it up. Idon't know. It was quite shocked that

(01:07:03):
I was there. Who are you? Where's my daughter? So those are
the two pivotal moments that stick outin my mind. So I've been in
this situation not seventeen hours a thirdof what you will be doing. But

(01:07:24):
driving to go see girls is along storied tradition in the chase. Oh
yeah, you do just about anythingfor a little poutang. Have you ever
had a boy travel to see youa long distance? Lindsay Yes. The
longest distance was six hours, whichto me doesn't feel okay that long.

(01:07:49):
It was when I was living inMinnesota and he was in Indiana and we
were both he was he was myhigh school sweetheart at the time and I
he was going to school down southin Indiana and I was going to school
in Minnesota, and we happened tohave broken up, but we missed each

(01:08:12):
other and it was literally for justone last weekend together. Yeah, you
mispronounced bang exactly one last bang,pretty much, gimbi. I have never
driven or had anybody drive a longdistance. For me, the most that
I've ever done was I ran eightmiles to get some ass, which is

(01:08:38):
a giant I feel like still inthe same arena. Absolutely might as well
have been might as well have beena seventeen hour car ride. This is
when I was just graduated and thisgirl that I knew I had a crush
on or whatever, and we werefriends or whatnot. But that didn't you
know, I was still trying,you know, I something was anyway anyway,

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So I guess she booty called me. She's like, hey, I
need you, and I'm like,I didn't bet I'm there. I didn't
have a ride. I was ata friend's house, lived way out in
the middle of nowhere in a wasaand the person that I was gonna go
see lived in town, and Ibait my buddy up. I'm like,
bro, give me ride. Whatwhy I need to go give me a

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ride? No way, dude,I'm like kidding up. Well, I'm
not missing my opportunity because I've beenchasing this one for a while now right,
I finally got the time. Igot it on the line. I'm
I'm bringing this into the boat.Oh yeah, oh yeah. So I
I take off, I take offand it eight miles is no joke.

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I was gonna. I want tosay, it was like maybe midnight or
shortly after midnight when I got thatcall, and I think I got there
as the sun was coming up likeit was. It was it was first
light when I come rolling up intothis house. Because a good runner can
do a five king, which isthree point two miles in like twenty fifteen
to twenty minutes. Uh A pisspoor runner like myself does. In about

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thirty five, I walk and runwalking run, you know, you get
that cramp in your side, youknow when I'm just slipping along on the
on the side of the road orwhatever, trying to make my way.
Uh, needless to say, Imade it. Meanwhile, she's moved on
to family and kids since when hegot there, right, I made it

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and things worked out for me.It was it was great. And then
she lived like right across the streetfrom my house, right where I was
living at the time. So Ijust left there and went to my house
and crawled in my own bed.And boy, I just think I slip
all day after that. Yeah,I probably had been ice your quads.
You hit something that I think isvery interesting. How what's the longest distance

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someone has you like you have toreverse it. So, Lindsey, you
traveled to see a boy or Gimpiesaid he ran and no one's rand or
what it runs? The only onethat I can think of. I mean,
I'm discounting my marriage because that thatworked out, I guess. But

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I had a girled fly from LAto see me, and you were located
where in Maryville, Missouri. ButI didn't know she was showing up.
Uh oh, one of those huhyeah, yeah, lindsay an hour for
me to travel to some to seesomeone like in the same town like the

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DMA. No, it was fromfrom South Dakota to back to Minnesota.
I traveled from Sioux Falls to Minneapolis. That was it. Some texts coming
in. Ah, Yes, whatare the many things all men wish they
could tell their younger self. Ifit takes you longer to travel and see

(01:11:56):
them than it takes you to havesex, then it just isn't worth it.
Ooh, I think it was worthit, at least in my experience
it was. But what Yeah,I love this text. I laugh every
time Gimby tells his story. Ipicture a young gimpy jinkoed up with chains
rattling and sweaty long hair running downthe side of one sixty nine practically how

(01:12:16):
it was make the trip to seeher. One it will work out,
or two it will be a goodvacation. It might be a good vacation.
It's definitely adventure and a story thatyou have to tell. Yeah,
and he could maybe if he's dogive advice, if he's been talking to
this girl a long time, Irode my bike sixty miles to see my

(01:12:38):
girlfriend just to get broken up withI still won't ride a bike. Oh
God, we should clarify. Ithink they mean basicle right. Yeah oo
get ten speed? Reasonable answer?Seventeen hours each way is not reasonable.
Good point because I only thought itwas seventeen there, I didn't think round

(01:12:58):
trip. Yeah, but matters ofthe heart rarely are. Romance isn't dead.
Nuclear answer. You should probably gofor a little post sex clarity before
you decide to make this trip.I bet there's a slag in the bar
nearby that will give it to you. One no, Also no, check

(01:13:21):
kmod dot com for more local showsand local chicks. Another one, I
say, why not look at itas a road trip with benefits at the
end farthest I've traveled? This textsays, was five hours round trip worth
every bit of the forty seven seconds? Forty seven man? You bragger forever?

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The stamina on this guy? Uh? Nothing is great sex left like
after sitting in the same spot forseventeen hours and then peeling those things off.
If you feel strong connection with her, then nothing is too far.
Are you supposed to grow up inthe same town? You were born,
settle down with a person from thattown, grow old and die. The
perfect person is for you is outthere somewhere, just might not be around

(01:14:06):
the block. Get out and gether, bro I mean, that is
one of the things about if youlook at the genetic arc of neighbor of
communities, is you typically marry someonewithin your community, right, and you

(01:14:28):
don't explore out so their point iswell taken. Yeah, but typically that's
what people do, right, becausethey're close. You want to, you
know, see them at any pointin time. That's not FaceTime. Hey,
let's go grab a cup of coffee. You can't grab a cup of
coffee with somebody who's seventeen hours away, right, I mean, but what
with modern technology. Yeah, youcould FaceTime and you could do video chat

(01:14:48):
and this and that and the other, but is that really the same?
Another text? I went from Columbia, South Carolina, to Wheeling, West
Virginia for a girl in high school. Me and two buddies dated girls in
Parkersburg, Iowa. I lived inCedar Falls, Iowa. Parkersburg I was
about forty minute drive, just asmall town, like maybe four hundred people,

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right, And we just coincidentally weredating each dating one of the girls
from this town, and so wewould make regular road trips out there in
my friend Aaron Brindle's gray Ford PimentoPamento Pinto Pinto. Yeah, with one
light and the dash didn't work.I get you the number of times we

(01:15:39):
got pulled over by police or gotin fights in Parkersburg, Iowa, because
it's a small town and we werefrom the city, and they didn't like
we were dating their girls. ITamera, I think was one of the
girl's names. I don't remember,and I can't say it's shaped me in

(01:16:00):
any way, good or bad.Yeah, uh, sorry, I just
remembered another flash of driving. Weweren't supposed to go to Parkersburg, Iowa.
We were supposed to stay in CedarFalls, Iowa. Well, yeah,
but listen, highway patrol calls andsays Corbyn's died in a car accident

(01:16:20):
where Parkersburg, Iowa. Well,now he wouldn't have gone to Parkersburg.
Have a great day. Click uhlistener email from someone who says, I
met this girl at a concert herein town. We went to the bar
and hit it off. Come tofind out she doesn't live here. She
lives in North Carolina and she wasvisiting friends and just happened to be at

(01:16:42):
the show. Since then, we'vetalked and I'm planning on driving to see
her over a Memorial Day. Mybuddies think that I am crazy to drive
seventeen hours to see any girl andthere's no way it will work out.
Is it worth it for me todrive to see her? Lindsey So,
I mean, I don't know what'sstopping him from taking a plane says here

(01:17:03):
you can find round trip flights foras little as two hundred and fifty bucks.
Hey, money bags. Hey,not everybody's got that. That is
true. That is true, buthey, I mean long distance relationships can
work better than what they used towith like what Gimpieka said with FaceTime now

(01:17:24):
so and that is a huge accomplishment. I think if you can make a
long distance relationship work, but youknow, if you've been talking to her
and you really feel that you havea connection with her, then yeah,
it's it's worth And if you've gotthe time and can do it, you
have a three day weekend at gofor it. Why not? And life
is too short, so you mayas well take in the experience, especially

(01:17:47):
if you've never been to North Carolina. Go see the world. You only
live once, you know. WhenKevin and I were just dating, I
got a job and Tulsa, Oklahomaand said, hey, do you want
to move to Tulsa, Oklahoma withme? We were only dating And he
said, what the hell is inOklahoma? I said, I don't know.
I've never been there, never beenthere, and I just moved here

(01:18:10):
and he said, check it out. And he said, see if you
like it, and in six months, yeah, I'll come with you.
I love you enough. He waitedone month and here he was. He
came down, sold the house thathe had just bought for us, and
couldn't he couldn't handle it. Sothat's that, I feel like, is
a completely different scenario. One,he'd already had a taste of the medicine.

(01:18:31):
Two, you had bought a housetogether. Yeah, that is you
were in a committed relationship. Weredefinitely So it feels a little different than
I just met somebody. Yeah,but it can work, So I said,
go for it. I mean,if it doesn't bother you to drive
seventeen hours, I mean it isa long time. That is a long
ass drive. But if it's ifyou think it's going to be worth it,

(01:18:54):
then go for it. I said, do it, Kimbi. See
the one of you plans on movingto one person's location or the other,
chances of this long distance relationship workingis very slim my opinion anyway, But
I am with Lindsey on the hell, yes, take this road trip and
go go. You've got a coupleof extra days. Think about the adventure

(01:19:17):
along the way, you know.Yeah, sure, you've got this big
golden star at the end of thisjourney there that may or may not pan
out. Come to find out.You know, she could be you know,
taken or just not interested or whatever, you know, but hey,
if you if you can get someout of it, go for it.
But at least you have one hellof an adventure along the way, traveling

(01:19:42):
all those areas, and you've gotone hell of a story to tell your
friends and family later on down theroad. So I said, go for
it and have fun and just gofrom there and do a check in when
you get back, let us knowwhat happened. Sure, I don't think
I disagree with your friends. Idon't think it's worth it. I don't

(01:20:06):
think you're gonna be like this isthe person I'm gonna move to South Carolina.
It's gonna be amazing. You couldget there and she have a boyfriend,
or she be in the KKK oris in a knitting group, or
I'm just saying like, you don'tknow, And I agree with lindsay,

(01:20:27):
like, you can do a lotof video chatting and that does help relationships.
I don't know any guys who've beenlike, yeah, we haven't had
sex, but we have had videosex a bunch of times. Nothing replaces
the actual sex. With all thatbeing said, absolutely go because you live
once. It's gonna end tomorrow.Man, you don't. There is no

(01:20:48):
promise you are gonna wake up inthe morning none. So you might as
well go and experience it and seewhat it's like. So you can have
a crazy story that when you tellit on the air, your wife will
text you and go, what ishe talking about right now? Right?
So I say, live your bestlife things. Life comes at you fast.

(01:21:11):
Man. One minute you're doing fine, the next you know they're taking
out your pancreas. You don't knowwhat's gonna happen, So go after it.
If you just know you it maygo south pretty fast. You could
have car problems. You could havecar problems, your car break down in
the middle of you know, Tennesseeor northern Alabama, and then you find

(01:21:38):
someone there. Ever seen Doc Hollywood? Yeah, right, So you never
know what's going to happen, butyou have to be up for the adventure
and knowing that the adventure is thepayoff, not the end. Because she
could be bad at sex. Nota popular thing to say on the radio,
but she could have a stinky vaginathat you try level seventeen hours to

(01:22:00):
find out. Yeah, yeah,but that's part of the story. Doesn't
believe in shaving, yeah, orshowering. I drove seventeen hours to meet
up with a stinky hippie or she'sreally close to her brother. I'm just
saying, you don't know, andyou're gonna go and commit to being around

(01:22:21):
that person twenty four to seven.Just go experience it, but just understand
it could go south a real fastbecause life comes at you fast, man.
But yeah, absolutely go. Ifyou think she's hot and you think
she's cool, go for it.Just no, it may not work out

(01:22:42):
really, and I'm round that point. I just think it's people go in
with this expectation of it's going tobe awesome, and that's the wrong focus.
The focus has to be the adventurepart, not the in the forty
forty seven seconds as you peel offyour seventeen hour underwear, because you know

(01:23:04):
you're banging right when you get there, right, all right? You can
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morning, It's the Big Bad MorningShow nine one, eight four six oh
KMOD. You can also text bmmsand then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five listener emails. You can always email show at kmod
dot com. This email says,I've been hearing you guys talk about just

(01:23:57):
be yourself and talk to your partner. But how do you start talking when
it's going to be an awkward conversation. I want to bring up to my
partner. Then I want to tryhaving another person in our bed. We've
been married for five years and haveno complaints. It's just a fantasy I've
always had wanted to try. Iknow it's going to be awkward. I'm
just lost on how to start it. I would love to help you with

(01:24:20):
this, because the beauty is whateverwe throw out there. We don't know
if it works or not. Right, I don't have to deal with the
face you're gonna witness right when itsaid, so, what's some starter sentences
that this person can go with onhow to start a conversation with their partner

(01:24:44):
that they're married to that apparently theyhave no problems that they'd like to invite
another human being into their bed.You know how chicken nuggets and ranch go
really well together? You ever thinkabout adding some barbecue sauce on top for
the chicken nuggets with the branch?No? But I do love hot sauce

(01:25:05):
with ranch, right, See somehowadding sometimes adding an extra something to something
that's already good makes it even better. And you don't have to have it
all the time. But sometimes Iwant some hot sauce with my ranch on
my chicken nug nugs. So youknow, what do you say? I

(01:25:26):
want to add some mut sauce tothis chicken nugget ranch we got going on
here? Yeah, I don't thinkthat's that work, but I'm excited to
see what people have got for adviceon like, how do you start a
conversation that you're about to throw agrenade into their life? Oh? Yeah,

(01:25:47):
maybe maybe right? Right? Maybe? Right? So they said they
would they've been together like what fiveyears? Yeah? Like that married five
years and everything according to him?Yeah right, funny thing about everything's fine
short of you checking in with yourpartner every day. Oh, how do

(01:26:11):
you even pick that? Man?Be like, all right, so you
do. Let's say, let's sayshe goes for it, right, She's
like, yeah, sure, Let'sgo ahead and add another person. Right,
how do you pick that person?Do you let them pick that person?
Do you pick that person? Isit one of their friends? Is
it a total stranger? These areall things you gotta think about. See,
this is the thing that I thinkpeople don't think about when they want

(01:26:32):
to rock someone's world with a question. Is they want to form the question
to get the answer they want,right, rather than are you prepared for
their response? Because as you justsaid, what if that person, assuming
it's a she is like yes,right, thank gosh, I'm psyched.

(01:26:57):
I got just the lady or organman? Yeah, says maybe find some
PG rated movies that have threesomes asthe story. Are those that do those
what PG. Maybe you mean likeMarley and me or me myself and Irene
that one worked out all right?Uh, this says, be better be

(01:27:23):
careful with that conversation. It couldgo sideways real quick. Absolutely, m
if it goes in my opinion,if it goes sideways real quick, then
your problem, your marriage is alreadyin problems. Right. You should be
that person. You should be ableto say anything too in a judgment free
zone. Absolutely, But with somethingas shocking as that, I mean,

(01:27:46):
it could go sideways. You couldget you get something thrown at you.
You know, get that as ahell no, and next thing you know,
you're getting hit with a candle.I'm just of the belief that if
someone's gonna throw something at you thatyou're married to, that you're to be
there till death do us part,and they're that you were, the response
is probably going to be something thrownat you. Right. You may not

(01:28:06):
be the ones right right, That'snot what love is is throwing things at
each other. This text says,what if she wants another man? Are
you prepared to say yes back toher? Right? Because what's good for
the goose is good for the gander. You know, just because you have
two sauces doesn't mean you have toput your meat in both. That's a

(01:28:27):
text coming in aa. Try barbecueand ranch together and then tell me m
uh. Yeah, the people forpeanut butter and chocolate fought that theory for
a long time. Right Uh.If the email or is male, grow
some testes and just spit it out. If a woman, grow some ovaries
and suck it up, clothes,mouse, don't get fed. And the

(01:28:51):
person texting that is the most it'slike the most hilarious for text ever from
him, Right, details matter.If it's an another woman just to spice
things up, is a lot differentthan another dude, because you yourself are
curious. What's the context. They'resaying that if it's a man like you

(01:29:12):
want another man, that that's differentthan if you want another woman to join.
I think it's the thing. It'sthe exact same thing, and it's
only one's insecurities with sexuality. Don'tstart the conversation. The notebook was about
threesomes, No, it wasn't.No one girl wanted to be with two

(01:29:36):
separate men. Yeah, were theyever together at the same time? No,
I've never seen the movie, soI don't know no, and it
was she she had the love ofher life, and then her mom wanted
to interview with someone else and shewas cheating. Horror. Yeah, reasonable
answer. This is your partner withwhom you share everything. Just take a

(01:29:58):
deep breath and start nuclear answer.It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Bring in the side chick. Blindfoldyour partner and lead her into the
room where the sidechick is. Everyoneloves surprises, right, No, happily
married but once a threesome. Yeah, I don't think he's going to be
happily married for long. My frienddid this and his wife left him for

(01:30:20):
the threesome chick. Oh damn again. Life comes at you fast. Yeah.
Yeah, you didn't realize you lovedPatay and then you eat patae and
you're like, whoa um, Imean they could be happily. It's like
the divorce, you know, gettingdivorced. That's amicable. It's only happy
until it isn't, right, right, lion, cheatinghore somebody text in.

(01:30:45):
Whatever you do, make sure yousay specifically what you want. Last thing
you want is to expect a secondwoman and end up with another man that
has more packing. Don't ask howI know. Oh, I'm sorry,
man, you just end up sittingcucked in the corner. Yeah, okay,

(01:31:05):
and I think that that is aninteresting scene. Not all women want
a guy with a bigger penis right. Some are terrified of it. Yeah,
but if he can do things betterthan what you can do, which
there's probably a good chance that hecan do at least one thing better than
you. Yeah, it also maybetake nails out of a board. We're

(01:31:26):
not talking about carpentry here. Hi, honey, question. I know things
are going great, but I'm bored. Instead of us trying to some spicy
food or skydiving, would it becool if you watch me rail some other
chick in our bed. You're anidiot in the pea fog, and she
will automatically think you already have someonein mind you want to bang. Of
course, he already has somebody inmind, whether it's a coworker or one

(01:31:49):
of his friends or her friend exactly. Just ask their thoughts on it.
If you can't have a conversation becauseyou're scared of the response, you're in
the relationship. Last text here ona night out, pick someone out and
tell your partner if you can pickthe other person up then bring them home
win win. WHOA, turn itinto a game. I like it so

(01:32:13):
out of nowhere you're gonna fly theidea. Hey, that feels like a
well thought out plan. You're justyou know, floating out there. Oh,
I like it. I like it. You go on, you have
some drinks, right and get hera little tipsy to where she's a little
more agreeable on things or whatnot,and you just kind of can't. Hey,
let's just play a game real quick, you know, if there's anybody
in the course of it. Yeah, if you could take pick up anybody

(01:32:36):
in this bar to take home withus and join us in a fantasy land,
who would it be? You know? And if she, you know,
the wife says, whoa, Okay, this is fun, this is
fine, all right fun? Howabout that blonde over there? All right?
See if you can't do it,you know, and then go from
there? All right? Listen toher email from a guy who says that

(01:32:58):
he is has heard us talk aboutyou know, just be yourself and talk
to your partner. But how doyou start talking when it's going to be
an awkward conversation. I want tobring up my partner to my partner that
I want to try having another personin her bed. We've been married for
five years and have no complaints.It's just a fantasy I have always wanted
to try. I know it's goingto be awkward. I'm just lost on
how to start it. Lindsay,So, you've been married to your partner

(01:33:23):
for five years, and this hasbeen a fantasy of yours forever, and
you've just wanted to try it,and your partner doesn't know. Your partner
should already know that this has beena fantasy of yours. In my opinion,
you think you know all your husband'sfantasies. Yeah, yeah, I
mean after twenty years, definitely youthink you know and this is and a

(01:33:47):
lot of them we've fulfilled. Ithink, and this to me five years
everything is great. It ain't great. If this is what you feel like
you need, then she's not sexuallysatisfying you. You are not fulfilled in
your marriage. And I find itreally hard to believe that she doesn't know

(01:34:11):
that this is one of yours.That you guys, haven't talked about this
in the past. You're not beingon you haven't been honest with your partner.
So shame on you in the firstplace. Can I ask a question?
Yeah, go ahead, just ingeneral to the point you're making.
Do you like trying new restaurants?I love it? Why you've have one?
You like? It should be fine? Why try a new restaurant because

(01:34:34):
I've heard wonderful things about it?But I ain't sharing my man with no
other no I and I get that. I'm not condoning that. I'm saying
it's a human desire to want totry new things. Sure, but there's
a line. Yeah, there's nothingwrong with that. Yeah, and usually
and it's not and it's a restaurantyou're trying. It's not something you might

(01:34:59):
be trying a new restaurant, butyou're trying the same type of foods that
you've already had. Does that makesense not? It's not like, yeah,
you've already had a prime rib,right, you just want to see
it a prime lib taste with theother woman. Eh, gimbi. Uh.
There's only one way to get intothis conversation. It's like a band
aid. You just rip it offand get right on into it. It's

(01:35:23):
gonna be uncomfortable and there could besome words thrown back and forth. You're
taking her by surprise. I don'tthink there's any real way you could ease
into something like this, because you'regonna ease into it, and then you're
gonna finally ask the question, andthen it's gonna be a holy hell what
Oh? Oh okay, I didn'tknow that this is where we were going,
So you might as well just belike a band aid or rip it

(01:35:45):
right off and then ask the question. You do have to be prepared for
the Yeah, that sounds awesome.I work with a guy named Steve,
and I've been thinking about this fora long time. Let's get him involved.
You're gonna have to prepare yourself forthat because it's like, oh,
well, I was thinking of anotherlady. Oh again, what's good for
the goose is good for the gander. There's this great filter theory of like

(01:36:11):
you could, but should you?And there's nothing wrong with having a filter,
and there's nothing wrong with going doyou the worst case scenario? Would
it be worth it? Let's sayto me, it's a big thing to
plan things out on how they couldgo. You bring this up. She

(01:36:32):
likes it. She leaves like somebodytext in or another guy comes in and
she likes that guy. You don'tknow, so paint whatever. The worst
case scenario is, think about thatand are you okay with that? Then
ask her. But just because youcould doesn't mean you should. The juice

(01:36:56):
an't always worth the squeeze. Squeeze. The grass isn't always greener on the
other side. Most time it justlooks like it's green and it's really brown
pitstained. Yeah, we've all hadour examples. If we think something's better
and then you go do it andyou're like, well, that wasn't better.
I like the primary bid at thesame place. Why am I going
to this new place? Well,because they dressed the steak up with some

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two nine four five. What's somethingyou'd love to get as a gift but

(01:40:12):
no one would even consider giving itto you because you're an adult? Huh?
Something you want as a gift butnobody give it to you because you're
an adult. Yeah, I'll gofirst, since I'm not throwing this on
you. A good pair of pruningshears. Ooh, I know. Honestly,
we were at a hardware yesterday andI saw a pair that was one

(01:40:35):
hundred and thirty nine dollars. Ithought, damn, these get expensive.
I had no idea they could costthat much. Gimby's laughing, and I'm
not sure if he's laughing laughing becauseit's stupid or he would agree. No,
it's it's a little bit of everythingthere. I'm so confused right now.
Like the gift, because you're anadult, go by it yourself.
Is that what you mean by that? No gift like someone to get.

(01:40:58):
If someone gave me a nice pairof like pruning shears or whatever, that'd
be an awesome gift. Absolutely,But you said that nobody would give you
because you're an adult. And Iguess that's where I'm getting hung out,
because you wouldn't think about it.Oh okay, no oney thinks to give
somebody gardening shears. That is atrue statement. That is true statement.
Okay, damn, but yeah,that's a good one. I need you

(01:41:18):
can't pick mine. I need anew ice maker. You just bought one.
How many have you bought? No? No, no, I bought
that thing three years ago. Ittook a dump on me. No,
I think the I think the coolingagent in the back of the machine is
dead. I feel like you've justbought that, like last year you lived

(01:41:40):
in the other house. I knowthat. Yeah, yeah, huh yeah.
It's the fan blows, but it'snot pulling the water in to make
the ice anymore. Yeah, sosomebody buying you an ice making an ice
machine would be a gift that wouldthinks, Okay, yeah, gimpy.
You know. I'd like to say, like a motor I go something,

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but I've been gifted bikes before,so there goes that one. How about
a new car, you know,one where the window stays up when it's
supposed to or the air conditioner wasthat damn Yeah? Yeah, so yeah,
there you go, a better car. That's not really a problem for
you, right and getting new stuff? Well the window, no, no,
no, Because I ride my bikemost everywhere I go anyway, so

(01:42:21):
I mean it's not a big deal, and I only ride it or drive
my car when it's raining or coldoutside or snowing and DRP. The window
stays up then, yeah, Iknow, but sometimes it slides down.
I have to if you drive downa road pull my window back up.
I thought about taping a shut butI'm like, I don't know about all
that. For anybody that's feeling badfor Gimpie right now, tell everyone how

(01:42:41):
much you bought that car for?How long ago? Oh god, I've
had that car for four years nowmaybe, oh maybe it could have been
a little bit longer, maybe likefour to five. I've had it for
a while now. Is that thecar you had? That car after the
uh the cooling cup car? Yes, yes, have charge charger, yes,

(01:43:02):
yes. And that after my divorce, that's when that one went back.
So and then I went a whilewithout one, but then I needed
one because you know, bikes inthe wintertime. So yeah, I've had
at least four or five years andI paid two hundred fifty dollars for it
and fifty bucks. That's incredible.Yeah, it all that, wasn't it?

(01:43:27):
You? I was describing if youcould pick one food that the other
two had to eat on air,what food would you pick? Easy for
corbon okra, Uh, probably friedand hmmm, lemon meringue pie for gimbe,

(01:43:49):
as long as there's a baby availablefor me to punch right in the
face with a big glass of lemonadefreshly squeezed. They've said food not and
I also said one thing. Uh, yeah, I was gonna say,
okra for Corbin as well. Uh, but to be different, let's go

(01:44:10):
with fried liver and green peppers.It's it's a meal. It's a meal.
And then for Lindsay. For Lindsay, she's getting old bronze Schweger.
Gross. Yeah, that you haveto eat by itself. No crackers,
no bread, no nothing. Bronzewigger'snot that bad. It's just chalk full

(01:44:40):
of iron bitamens. Looks like ahorse's mut Have you ever had it with
grape jelly? No, that's howmy dad used to eat it. My
dad used to eat it with theblock of cheddar cheese. So okay,
so h I'm trying to look forsomething here. I'm gonna pick for Lindsey

(01:45:05):
raw tofu. Okay, that soundshorrible. And for GIMPI, where is
it here? It is tempa tempa? The hell's that. It's a substitute
for tofu. It's made from soy, and it's got lintels and quinoa in

(01:45:27):
it, and it's something vegetarians eat. Oh god, Yeah, that for
me looks disgusting. Yeah yeah,it's I mean I could have picked mushrooms
easy, yeah, but no,no, I'm totally putting you in the
uncomfortable spot. Traditional Indonesian food madefrom fermented soeteans. I've had. It's

(01:45:50):
not horrible, but it isn't somethingyou go. Man. I could sure
go for some tempo right now,yeah, right, yeah. Try to
give you something you would have neverhad. Yeah, I've never have and
I never will unless you force meto eat it. I'm good? Is
it you? They do? Doesn'tlike cilantro, but got that weird genetic

(01:46:11):
mutation which tastes like soap. It'snot that I don't like it. I
love it. It's it's yeah inthe salsa and in tacos and stuff like
that. I think it's great,but it just makes it tastes like dish
soap to me. Hmm, Mary, bang kill Asians, Europeans and Latinos,
what lindsay? Mmmm? They allhug great food. I'm marrying a

(01:46:43):
Latino because the food. The lovingLatinos, good lovers, I've heard,
but mostly for the food. Hmm. And since I'm marrying a Latino,

(01:47:08):
I'm gonna have to learn how todo my own nails. So I'm gonna
have to kill the Asians, Iguess. And bang a European gimbie,
Well, we're killing off the Europeansas well. I gotta do something here,
and I've always had an affection forthe Asians. So that's where I'm

(01:47:29):
torn. Do I just bang theAsians or do I marry the Asians?
Okay, I mean there's the oldjoke, once you get married, the
sex is out. It's okay,I'm gonna bang the Asians and then marry
the Latinas because you know that oncein a while sex and they got damn
good food. Jimmy tangas all dayevery day. Come on, um,

(01:47:56):
I'm going to kill a European.I'm going to marry an Asian because Asian
women run strong households. And thenI'm going to bang a Latino. You
kidding me? Have you seen someof those dump hug something? Sophia Varga

(01:48:21):
right, yes, high, Iguess Lopez. Okay, I love this
one one thing you appreciate about eachother and one thing you change about each
other. And I'm going to addsomething you can't say, something that's already
been set. Damn. Oh.Okay. One thing that I appreciate I

(01:48:53):
think for hmm, I appreciate theU fact how much Corbyn loves his family
and he is a great dad.I would change I would. I would

(01:49:17):
have him give me some courtesy laughteronce in a great while. Same with
Gimpy on that do you want fakelaughter? Yep, once in a great
while. Do you want us tolie? Yeah, I do it for
you. And that was a joke. For when I appreciate about Gimpy our

(01:49:41):
I love our friendship. We havea great bond. He's like a instant
brother to me that I've never hada brother from another mother. I feel
our bond is real. Yeah,Gimby, all right. I appreciate Lindsay's
singing voice skills at a karaoke forsure, makes a great partner. If
she does a song that you knowit was one time, that's something all

(01:50:06):
say one time, it will neverhappen again. One thing I would change
about her is the amount of timeit takes to tell a story or give
an answer, for sure, andthen my husband both Then for Corbini,
that is brutal honesty. I appreciatethat. As much as you don't want

(01:50:28):
to hear it, you know itis what it is. And then if
I was to change anything, youknow, you don't have to disagree with
everything all the time. That's nottrue, Sure it is uh. For
GIMPI I appreciate his herbalist capabilities.If I'm ever stumped on an herbalist situation,

(01:50:53):
I have a go to. Ihave a guru, And if what
I would change would be his,it hardly matters attitude. It doesn't matter
my attitude. Come on. ForLindsay, I appreciate her patience in choosing
her words, and what I wouldchange would be Lindsay's patience in choosing her

(01:51:15):
words to tell the truth. Ifyou retired from radio and decided to become
the local weirdo, what weird thingwould you do in public to establish your
weirdness credentials and acquire a nickname?If you were retired from radio and decided

(01:51:39):
to become the local weirdo, whatweird thing would you do in public to
establish your weirdness credentials and acquire anickname? I would probably pretend everywhere I
went was a newdiest colony. I'djust be that new broad I mean,

(01:52:00):
that girl that walks around naked everywhereshe goes. Yeah, can beat?
I would be known as the guythat dry home submergency vehicles. Anytime there's
a firetruck or a police car oran ambulance, Well, you just better

(01:52:21):
keep it steered clear from me becauseI am rubbing my Ginnadelli on it.
Um. I would be the guythat would wear a banana hammet that cleans
car windshields at traffic lights? Doyou climb onto the hood of the car?

(01:52:43):
And how dirty it is? Youknow what I'm saying. Sometimes you
really gotta get into it. Yeah, if you could switch bodies with any
celebrity dead or alive for twenty fourhours, who and what would you do?
Always? See? Mm? Whoeveris? Oh? Blake Lively?

(01:53:11):
So I could be married to RyanReynolds for twenty four hours and see take
care of his children? That's whatyou'd probably do. Yeah, Yeah,
and see if living with him isall that great, if he's on all
the time, if he's really thatfunny all the time, because if he
is, it might get annoying ifhe's always on. Yeah, Blake Lively?

(01:53:38):
Okay, Gimpie Leonardo DiCaprio. AndI'm banging all those young girls,
those twenty four twenty five year oldgirls as many as I can in a
twenty four hour period, sometimes threeor four at a time. I saw
that the Victoria's Secrets modeling show isfinally coming back after like what eight year

(01:53:59):
hiatus, and it made me thinkof him first because did he go a
lot? Well, he dated mostof the models that were always in those
shows, because they're always the youngestones. I'm going to pick, that's

(01:54:23):
tough. I'm gonna pick Zach Bryan. Okay, local guy, why be
on stage? Everybody loves him,just hav him the best time. You
only get to do one show,Okay, maybe do you get to pick
the twenty four hours that you're beingbecause maybe he's off that day. Yeah,

(01:54:45):
yeah, that's that's a fair question. Yeah, but the still it's
a good choice, Solidude. Yeah, I don't know, Like, what
are the fact when you make thisdecision? What are you looking for?
Either someone you like Lindsay's angle,which was to be near Ryan Reynolds,
right, none wrong with that.Mine was like, oh, why wouldn't
it would be awesome to be thattalented? And yeah, I don't know,

(01:55:11):
I don't know what the parameter isthat you pick. That's true.
Also, it would be kind offun to be like someone like Taylor Swift
for a day and just to doa show, just to see what that
lifestyle is like. To do ashow like that, that exhausting. Oh
that it's crazy, man. Yeah, I mean it's exhausting. Not that
she isn't exhausted, but it's exhaustingto us because most of us get winded

(01:55:32):
grabbing the remote right where she's probablythat individual, even a football player.
Right, it's normal for you.And I've seen the movie with Elizabeth Hurley,
and who knows at what point youbecome Taylor Swift and you have to
you know, she smuggled in somebox so people don't come after you,

(01:55:54):
or you're with Travis Kelcey, whichmaybe to some of you that would be
okay. Yeah, but I don'twant that moment get you jump in right
at that moment and she's on herback, spread eagle or a different moment.
Yeah right, yeah right, I'dbe Elon Musk and send my my

(01:56:17):
real self a ton of money andstock in his companies. That's a smart
move. So they come back thenext day and it's like, Eon,
why did you send John Smith andTulsa five million dollars? Yeah, hambur
Bezos, Uh, if you couldmake one person on the planet vomit anytime

(01:56:41):
you wanted, who would you pickand when would you make them vomit?
Lindsey, Oh, the President duringa speech when they're on TV. Yeah,
that'd be fine. Yeah, exceptthen globally we'd look like more idiots

(01:57:01):
and then the stock would stocks wouldplummet. Yeah, we'd look and feel
like, Yeah, we already hada barking president once, George Bush when
he barked on that toe was atthe Chinese Prime min minister or something like
that back in the nineties. Senior, Yeah, yeah, senior, Yeah,
good memory. All right, gimpeI'm picking Lindsay. Anytime she opens
her mouth, doesn't matter what it'sfor, whether it's talking, yawning,

(01:57:26):
whatever. If there's a gap inher mouth, out comes the vomit.
I hate puking. I cry everytime I do it. That's that's fine.
I'm gonna go with I don't knowthe again, what are the parameters

(01:57:49):
were? Picking? President's pretty good? Somebody on the show's pretty good.
How about Elon Musk okay, becausehe's just word vomiting anyway, there's another

(01:58:09):
one here, Oh, Mary bangkill Ford, Chevy or Dodge Lindsay.
Well, I'm marrying Chevy because outof all of those they last the longest.
Killing Ford and marry and banging aDodge because I want to get rammed,

(01:58:35):
you me, and why not?Right, I've always been a mopark
guy at dodge guy, so I'mgoing to marry the Dodge for sure.
I don't like Fords. I justdrive one because it was two hundred and
fifty dollars, So we're gonna goahead and kill them off. And I
guess I'm gonna make sweet love toa Chevy because they are I'm gonna go

(01:59:00):
with killing a Dodge categorically costs themost, you know, constantly in repair.
We're not talking about a ram truck, right, that's different. I'll
go with bang a Chevy because Chevy'salways look good. It's the chrome tip,
isn't it. And then I'll marrya Ford because it's gonna be fixed

(01:59:24):
repair daily, so I'm never gonnaget to hang out with it anyway.
So I'm good with that. Allright, We got to take a break.
We'll be back. Tell USA's Morningshow is killing right back. Good

(01:59:45):
Morning. It's the Big Mad Morningshown six. KMOT can also text BM
my meds and then what you wantto say to eight two nine a four
to five scholar. Johansson is suingopen a chat GPT. She's saying that
they approached her to be the voiceof it in this new incarnation. Now,

(02:00:08):
if you don't know, Scarlett Johanssonis the voice in the movie Her
with Joaquin Phoenix, where she playsin Ai female and in it she there's
a line where he's like, howmany people are you dating? And she's
like, twenty five hundred and twentythree. Oh god, she's a whore
because she's a chat bot right right, And she told them when they asked

(02:00:32):
her no. Well, then thischat GPT comes out with their new incarnation
and it sounds eerily similar to ScarlettJohansson to the point that people can't and
to me, this is the thiscould be the silver bullet for her case.
Okay, that people contacted her askingher why she did this, why

(02:00:59):
she did the chat GPT thing.Okay, they believed it was her,
that it was so Okay, itwas so close to her, she said,
close people to her. Okay contactedher asking her not just one,
not just two, but multiple peoplehad Okay, and Sam Altman, the
creator CEO of chat GPT, hasa massive fascination with the movie Her and

(02:01:21):
has said that there were a lotof things the movie Her got right,
okay, and so it wouldn't beon the realm of possibility for him to
go, let's do what we want, right, But that doesn't make it
legal. Little no, no,no, no at all. She hassued
numerous people for using her likeness asshe should be able to to sell their

(02:01:43):
products or to market it. ChatGPT has said that no, the woman
we used is someone we approached inthe beginning and then went to Scarlett Johansson
and when she said no, wewent back to that person. Well then
was she your first that other personyour first choice? Apparently not? You
know that's like, you know,all right, I'm gonna sit with this

(02:02:03):
fat girl for a little while untilpretty one comes longer than the pretty one
turns you down, so you goback to the fat check go on.
For those who don't know, theysay that chat GPT is worth eighty billion
dollars, so even if it paidher one hundred million dollars, which is
a lot of money, she wouldbe okay, she'd probably forget about it.

(02:02:28):
I would think, yeah, sheprobably could for that much money.
I know, I could forget aboutit. Go ahead, her networks is
only one hundred and sixty five million, Yeah, so why don't you go
ahead and pad that net worth alittle bit. Let them use your voice
and your likeness and get some cashout the deal, or you could sue
them and get them for everything theygott And now Scarlett Johansson now owns open

(02:02:53):
AI. I think the thing thatshe might be worried about is she doesn't
want people making her say things thatshe doesn't want to say exactly. That
is as simple as I love youtoo, as complicated as who knows that
I'm not gonna say. I couldsee that, I could see why that

(02:03:14):
could be a cause for concern.Unfortunately, though, there are deep fakes
out there already. I don't knowabout Scarlett Johansson, but just I know
that they're deep fake videos out there. So who's to say it's not happening
already anyway, right, But there'sa difference of I don't know who to
chase and I know who to chase, right right, right. That's the

(02:03:36):
problem is that if you can getout in front of it, why not
get out in front of it.But if you could make a deal to
where you know, you get paidlike royalties, right, you get paid
every time your voice is used,then might not make a business deal out

(02:03:56):
of it. Okay, you wantto use my voice for this or that
or whatever it is. You know, licensing on your voice, I guess
is the way it would be.You know, then then go ahead and
do that, make some money offof it, because I think the difference
again is that you're not licensed meto say you know McDonald's every time,
right. You're licensing me to sayanything even if i'm you know, veheminently

(02:04:19):
against Okrah right right, and youget me to say I love Okra,
which wouldn't be the thing. Itwould be way more nefarious than that.
Oh yeah for sure. Then youknow, how do you put a value
on that? Right? It's likedoing a I'll do a scene, but
a new scene costs more, rightbecause there's you know, more jeopardy in

(02:04:41):
that. Right, So how doyou put a value? I don't know.
You can't. You have to signit and go yeah it is what
it is, or after you die, you will pay me until I die,
and then when I die you canyou can use it, okay,
because then people know I'm not alive, right, people know I didn't say
it, and then they would knowthat. Yeah, that makes sense.

(02:05:04):
That actually wouldn't be a bad deal. I think that makes most sense at
all of it. Right, Youpay me you to not use my voice,
and then when I die, it'smy voice is yours have at it.
But that means they're going to recouptheir money, right in any way
possible. Remember when Tom Tom Navigationallowed you to purchase Snoop Dogg. I

(02:05:30):
think even Gordon Ramsay, maybe Emieljack Yea as the voice Homer Simpson one.
I don't think I know anybody thathad a Tom Tom guidance system,
but I don't know anybody that boughtthen to use those, because you had
to buy an ad on if Iremember correct, I had, I had
the garment's a big name yet,Yes, I had one of those and
you could use You could get voicesfor it, celebrity voices. Did you

(02:05:56):
have to pay an additional for them? I do? Leave you did have
to and I had? I didhave? Are you paid for one?
I did? I did? Well? Yeah, you can get Sam Jackson
it was I think it was SamuelJackson and it was only for like maybe
a month, so it was like, so it was really cheap, like

(02:06:16):
a dollar ninety nine or something likethat because you only had it for a
limited time. And Morgan Freeman wasalso available, but I was like,
there's no way because it would putme to sleep. Was fantastic. What
you want to do here is makea left. Exactly exactly after you make
a left, you drive three hundredfeet and make another right. Right.

(02:06:39):
But they're getting paid for that.Right. That's a turn. Mother love
a car? Yeah, did SamJackson swear? Yes, that's what That's
what's interesting. That's the best part. Yeah, that's interesting. That's what
was so great about it. Yeah. I never like buying ringtones and stuff.

(02:06:59):
I was like, I'm not buyingthat, like, oh yeah,
and same with a guided I don'teven like the voice in any navigation anyway.
But who's the guy that had patentedhis saying for And I'm just going
to use one word and you'll knowexactly what I'm saying. Yeah, let's
get ready to rumble. Yeah,Michael Buffer. Yes, So you're not
allowed you're not supposed to be allowedto say that because that's his phrase,

(02:07:23):
you're not allowed to say it inthe manner of which he says it.
Right, So if somebody used AIto say that in that manner using Scarlett
Johansson's sounding voice, could she getin trouble for it? I mean,
I I think you could. Definitely. That's part of the thing. She
just doesn't want to be associated with, right, She doesn't want to be

(02:07:45):
a part of those precedents. Yeah, but like you can say Dino might.
But if you say Dino might,like what's his name did, then
that's an issue. Same thing withlet's get ready to rumble. If I
say we're gonna play this game,let's get ready, then that is where
the problem is. But I cansay let's get ready to rumble to use

(02:08:09):
him as the example. I'm givinghim credit, right, But if I
wind up and go aler? Yeah, not okay, Right, that's where
they have the issue. Sidebar,we don't care about it with the Super
Bowl, true dad, we don'tcare about it with the Final Four.
Now, our company makes us notsay those words, but we use it
in every day vernacular. Why isit okay to like you were self editing?

(02:08:31):
This is just a philosophy question.You were self editing to not say
let's get ready to rumble, butyou say and throw super Bowl around like
there's no concern at all. Sure, right, when they both have the
same repercussions. Yeah, they're bothwords you're not supposed to be saying that
are patented. Well, super Bowlis when if it's a contest, no
we talk about it. Yeah.Yeah, and anytime that game's around,

(02:08:52):
you're not supposed to mention it atall. Whatsoever. I don't know if
it's like year round, but especiallydearing that time of the year, we're
not supposed to. You're not supposedto. If you know, if you
think it's only during that time ofthe year, try to have a super
Bowl event in August. See howit goes. I'm just saying that like

(02:09:13):
that you were using it in thesame context as in like in a news
story, like we were talking aboutinformation. I'm just it's interesting how people
are so I can't say let's getready to rumble, but you'll throw other
words that are also patented around,right, h Yeah, I don't know.
I thought it was more of likefor contesting stuff like that. For

(02:09:35):
the game typically they go after Butif we made a promo with Michael Buffer's
thing in it. Yeah, wewould one get popped. Yep. Hell,
we barely play a song that we'renot supposed to do and we get
threatened with the lawsuit even though weweren't supposed to play it didn't even though

(02:09:56):
we played it right. Yeah,eighteen years of doing this, I'm gonna
forget a lot for real. AllRight, we got to take a break.
We'll be back. Telsa's Morning Show. Yeah, he's coming right back,
A big bad morning show. Telsa'sRock Station ninety seven KMO. Good

(02:10:31):
morning, It's the Big Man MorningShow. Lindsay, what'd you learn today?
If you get the courage to askyour wife to fulfill your dream of
a threesome, don't be surprised ifshe hands you two extra pillows to support
that, Leam. I also learnedthat GIMP's two and fifty dollars car has

(02:10:52):
been more reliable in the past fouryears than his past four relationships. Have

(02:11:13):
you had mine? Yeah, Jimpy, what you learned today? Well,
I'll learn to uh let's see here, Uh learn be careful what you asked
for in life, because you mightfind yourself getting cucked in the corner and
I also learned that we went fromwatching coffee drip on webcams to watching people
drip on webcams. I learned Gimbyisn't the local weirdo that does that weird

(02:11:35):
thing in public to establish weirdness credentialsto get a weird nickname. And I
also learned Gimpy says to Bill Cosbyyour lady to get her to do a
threesome. It's Gorby saying, makesure that dishwasher is learned right. It's
subtracking back, this is Kimpy andI'm sorry. Roll lay means to make

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the noise interpassword cord new messages.The Big Bad Morning Show would like to
take a minute to thank truth fromOklahoma and all over the United States.
These soldiers of sacrifice did the BigMad Morning Show before you to back like
the total douchebags that they are totaldouche bag bag, total incomplete douchebag.

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We honor and respect you, Wehonor and respect you. We honor and
respect you. God bless rocking all, blessed Tulsa. We tried. Boy.

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Lindsey asked me a question very earlyin the show, Uh huh off
the air that I tried to answerher, but we were on different wavelinks.
So I want you to ask thequestion to GIMPI that you asked me
that I was completely off on.So just ask it the same the same
exact way. What is a reverseATM? Reverse ATM? Well, ATM

(02:13:22):
could mean a couple of things.It could be the automatic teller machine where
you know it gives you money oryou just put money in it, right,
Or it could be asked a mouth. Now, what a reverse asked
mouth is? I'm not one hundredpercent sure, to be honest with you,
right, I don't think there wasa way you could reverse that.
I just assumed because I thought shewas prepping for nine, So I just

(02:13:43):
assumed she was talking. Asked amouth, and so I was like,
well, you know, ask tomouth right, Like, by the way,
I don't know why she would justknow that, right, And so
I'm like, so I imagine andshe looks at me like I just took
a dumb on the floor, andI was like, oh, that might
not be what she means. Andthen she cleared verified, Okay, so
could you not google it and getan answer? It was? It is?
You were right, it was thebank. It wasn't right. He

(02:14:07):
guessed a couple of things. Yes, because I know what the acronym ATM
means initiations. Yeah okay, Andwhy are you asking about reverse ATM?
Well, apparently they have those atRock Oklahoma. I had no idea.
I'd never seen a reversible ATM whereyou put in the money and it gives

(02:14:28):
you a credit card. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's been around.
Drowelers have that right now because they'recashless, and Octoberfest does it.
Octoberfest. There's a lot of placesthat have gone reverse ATM. The biggest
reason it's weird. The biggest reasonis because of accountability for funds. Right,
if they have to give part oftheir portions to the event, then
it's hard to keep track of themoney. I thought all that was like

(02:14:50):
because COVID related. I think itstarted that way, but it cleaned up
in the accounting part quickly makes sensebecause you're like, I only sold twenty
so hy right that makes sense?Fixed skimming Yeah, yeah, okay,
I think it is possible. Wewill see businesses one go to cash lists.
Oh absolutely. I'm surprised that they'renot already, simply because the dollar

(02:15:15):
is the most disgusting fucking thing onthe planet. Yeah, you know,
just because I don't know, reverseATM sounds free. Yeah yeah, Reverse
ATM does sound disgusting until they takethe dollar you paid for the reverse ATM
and put it in your mouth.Kids do that shit all the time,
you know, chewing on coins,dollars, whatever, And I'm like,
you don't know where that's been.I'll never forget when someone was like,

(02:15:37):
if you get pulled over, putpennies in your mouth, and I was
like, yeah, gross, itdoesn't work. Ever, no, it
doesn't work at all. Whatever.Now you've got god knows what in your
mouth as good for you. Yeah, yeah, I'm the first to say
that, you know, a littlebit of germs, you need them.
But dude, if somebody picked upthat penny out of the parking lot that's
been spit on, shit on pisteon, barfed on whatever, rubbed in

(02:16:00):
the carpet, dog on it,exactly, and then they give it to
the cashier, and the cashier givesit to you and change for your soda
that you just bought, and nowyou're like fucking putting it in your mouth
so you don't get a dewey Andnow you've got dog shit, cat piss
whatever in your mouth. I'm good, I'm good. Yeah, but you'll
let your dog be outside and thenjump in your bed. Fuck no,

(02:16:22):
you royal, you I get that. Yeah, yeah yeah, people get
so when they go. You don'tlet your dogs on the couch. You
don't let your dogs in the bit. Fuck no, I don't need your
dirty paws tracking all over my shit. I don't like the fucking dog here
that comes up when you want toclimb on a couch and fucking cuddle with
me too. You're fucking huge,fuck beasts of a dog. I don't

(02:16:43):
need a horse and my god,my goddamn counch. Right, you don't
have to get a bigger couch foryour dogs. Dogs. It's bad enough
that, like I've seen them onon like tiktoks and other videos, like
people give them their own room,which I think that's pretty awesome, But
they also have like King Sai's fuckingmattresses in there for them to sit on,
and that's just too much money,too much. There's something that's going

(02:17:05):
to die in ten years less thanthat they only lived to be like eight.
Ten is being graceful when it comesto great Danes. How old are
you? Great dance? One ofthem six and the other one's three four.
So yeah, one's on the wayout the door. You can see
it. You can see it inhis in his muzzle. He's turning gray
or whatnot. And I'm just like, fuck what you hurry up and die?

(02:17:28):
Really? Are you getting tired ofhim? Not? Not really that,
it's just you know, uh,sometimes there's accidents in the kennel and
when you're fucking dealing with you know, shit that big, it's it's fucking
disgusting and and I swear they liketo dance around in it when I'm not
there. I'm on the on aweekly average, how often are you cleaning

(02:17:50):
fecal matter out of dog cages?Oh? It's gotten way better there.
For a while, it seemed likeI was doing it at least one sometimes
twice a week, and it's they'vegotten a lot better. And I think
it's it's been a little while sinceI've had to clean clean a mess out
of a cage, So that's good. That's why I try to be home

(02:18:11):
like by noon. You've heard mesay before, you've got pretty religious about
it. I've got to be homeby noon. If not, there's a
good chance there's gonna be shitting thecage and I don't want to have to
deal with that, So usually Itry to get home before that and we're
all good. Isn't it funny thethings we use to motivate us to be
right? Yeah, be home likecause I love my partner, and be

(02:18:31):
home to not clean up shit onehundred percent. Absolutely absolutely, there ain't
nothing worse. Man using the halfa roll of paper towels to clean and
then the trade the grocery sacks andit's heavy and it's full, and you
can't just throw that in a regulartrash or the recycling or whatever. It's
pain in the dick. Then doyou have to give him a bath too?

(02:18:52):
Yes? How do you do that? Take him outside and hose him
down, and then the dawn dishsoap scrub love real good? Is don
good for their skin? I guessit's good for ducks, so yeah,
it works for oil spills. Haveyou ever used that dog wash on eighty
first Street. I'm not paying moneyfor somebody to wash my dog yourself.

(02:19:13):
Oh see I didn't know about this. Here, let me rephrase it for
him. He's not paying money forhim to wash his dog, right,
Yeah, it's a self wash.Yeah, I'm sure it is. Yeah,
I used when we had our Englishpointer. They just walk right into
this dog wash basin and then youoh, it's like the car wash when
you do it yourself, and ithas the nozzle and it does the dog

(02:19:35):
shampoo and it's got the deodorizer orflea shampoo whatever you want. It's pretty
nice, you hope. Yeah.Yeah, it says flea shampoo right right,
right, yeah, And I've neverheard of this speak of no.
Oh, there's a lot of them. Okay, yeah, I've always just
done it myself, like in thebackyard, because trying to get a great

(02:19:56):
day into a fucking bathtub is nextimpossible, right, and you try to
pick them up no thing. Yeah, but this one's great because you can
even I mean it's got the chainso you can attach it to their leash
or whatever. The yes, yes, yes, that's a problem that I
have just washing them as it isanyway. So it's like for people that

(02:20:16):
don't wash on the rig, itis pretty awesome because it deals with all
the mess and they have all theappropriate tools right to do it correctly.
I might check into it just causeand see what it's like. But I
don't know if you've got to loadthem off thing. Yeah exactly, you
got to get them in there,and you can't probably, I don't know
what you do with one while you'rewashing the other exactly, So i'd have

(02:20:37):
to do it to it one ata time. Go take one down there,
wash them, bring them back home, grab the other one. A
lot of dedication for the actor.Yeah, I'm out on that one.
You just put them in the backyardand be done with it. Put it
on jet yep, yeah, yep. Hose them down real good and use
a little bit of dawn and everything'sall right. So, yeah, it's

(02:20:58):
funny the things we talk him andthen dogwa washes. Uh, there is
this funny thing I just saw.Because comments are crazy, right, so
Instagram posts it's this woman how tomake your apples not brown. This is
not this what I'm telling you rightnow is not why I'm bringing this up,
Okay, it is just and thisis an innocent post about making your

(02:21:20):
apple's not brown so your kids willeat them, okay, right, And
in the comments, it fucking becomesa goddamn war zone. One person's like,
well, you could just teach yourkids that it's okay to eat the
brown just going off on this fuckingwoman, right, and then somebody called
them a judgmental, judgmental, holierthan thou, stupid cunt. God damn

(02:21:45):
that is That's why I love thecomments. I am less about the post
and more about the comments more thanever, because what are you fucking talking
about? It is apples. Yeah, it is not a zero sum game.
It's appenah. No, Nope,nope, nope, There's only one
way to eat the apples. Motherfuckeryou you're taking that home, right,

(02:22:05):
You took that home and you werelike, motherfucking bitch in the comment section
on the fucking brown apple post.I'm telling you one, honey, if
she would have been around, shewould have fucking got a knuckle sandwich,
right, Like you're taking that thattype of hostility home, yes, and
harboring it for a while when it'sjust some fucking idiot typing on a computer

(02:22:31):
keyboard. Yeah, but people liketo crush other people, no matter what
it is. Obviously, I don'tthink it's that. I don't think of
that. I think it is thatpeople feel like this is my Roman Empire.
I've got a fight fro this,okay, when it fucking doesn't matter.
Oh, it doesn't matter. Youdidn't get cool points. Even if

(02:22:52):
you told that story to your partner, they weren't like, fuck, yeah,
baby, let's have sex a raise. Nobody goes through and sees that
you made that comment, and they'relike, this is a cool person.
Can I ask what her secret is? Because I was always taught lemon juice
or lime juice. Yeah, itsaid salt. Oh you put it in

(02:23:13):
a salt aass for five minutes.Okay, So they're probably fucking pissed off
because they were taught something different andthey she just comes out with this video
squashing what they've done their entire life. You're focusing on the wrong, and
they're like, fuck this woman,she's wrong and she's pretty. To try
and understand why anybody does anything isa waste a fucking time. People are

(02:23:35):
crazy. That's the only reason.Yeah, right. But the idea that
it's like they're like, they've gottathis is where I will fucking stand.
I will fucking die on this.You're like, really, for sure,
whatever, I don't think there's anythingthat I would go that far to tell
somebody that they're what what kind ofcunt was it? Again? Stupid stupid

(02:23:58):
cut? Yeah, I don't think. Well, okay, so let's name
some things that people should stand upand fight for. Each of us will
name something and we'll you have todecide whether you would fight for that.
I'll go first, your kids,Yes, your marriage, but kids,
hold on, let's still around theroom, and then you'll get to go.

(02:24:20):
Okay, so kids, you sayyour marriage, sure, marriage,
Gippi I was saying. We taketurns saying yes or no, and then
we'll go around and then you'll giveone yes absolutely, your kids, yes,
fight for your kids. Yeah,that's a room. It depends on

(02:24:43):
what it is. Like if I'mnot, if they're fucking wrong, I'm
not going to fight to the deathon that, I'll be like, hey,
don't call my kid fucking stupid andthank you goodbye. And then I'll
be like, yo, what thefuck I'm not still you know my kids
swears at school and there I'll belike, yeah, yeah, I got

(02:25:05):
it, and then I'll be like, hey, you know not to swear
right, Like, yes, okay, I'm not fighting to the deadlike on
any of that shit, right,And that's what we're talking about in these
situations, things to fight to thedeath for or yeah, I get your
Roman empire, like you will fightforever on it. Okay, So Lindsay
says, I'm gonna guess marriage.Yes, No, if it doesn't work,

(02:25:28):
it doesn't work. I've been downthat road before. I don't think
I disagree. I think I thinkyou should fight for marriage. But when
I see the other person isn't workingor fighting, I'm fucking done. Why
am I wasting the energy? I'mnot pulling you. We can push this
cart together, but I'm not andI'll we can take turns, but when
you start running down the fucking hill. See, I'm fucking out no reason

(02:25:52):
for me to carry all that.All right, give me something, your
Roman empire, something you fight for. You're right to party man, now,
uh, something that you you shouldfight for, just I don't know.
Fucking equal rights, I guess foreverybody. I think that's something that
everybody deserves. You know, noone person is greater than the other in

(02:26:13):
the entire world, not just SingingAmerica, but the entire world. Everybody
should have the exact same rights aseverybody else. So I would definitely fight
a Roman fight for that like certainpeople are everyone everybody should have the exact
same rights, no matter what whereI'm going with that is is that people

(02:26:33):
say and everybody says that right.I think we all can agree we feel
that right. But there are plentyof people in America and in other countries
that that's not happening. I understandand ain't nobody. And I'm not picking
on you. I'm also guilty ofthis. I'm not standing up for them.
I'm not fighting that fight. Ohno, I'm not involved in it
at all. Oh no, ohno, There's other cultures out there around

(02:26:54):
the world where like women don't geta say at all whatsoever. You sitting
there and you're mental fucking breed,you know, and and and shit like
that, you know. And Idon't think that that's right. I am
not going to start a cause forit. I am not going to start
protesting for it. I just believethat that is something everybody should have and

(02:27:15):
should fight for. Yeah, Iwant to believe that I would fight for
that, but I'm not right right, you know what I mean? Like
I want I want to believe thatis a Roman empire. I would fight
for it now if it affected likemy kids or my wife, right,
I would probably like so okay withthat being said. With that being said,

(02:27:37):
though, let's say, because we'reall so used to you know,
everybody's got the same equal rights herein America, and then something happens and
they change it. Then they goback to like, you know, women
can't vote, would you? Thenwomen can't vote, women can't do anything.
But you know, yeah, whatever. This is really hard to talk

(02:27:58):
about without people feeling like it's political. But women are already going backwards in
rights, all right. Nobody's tellingyou that you can't seek a medical service,
right, right, but women arewomen are told they can't have birth
control, right then of medicine,you're not you're told you can't have That's

(02:28:18):
a good point, and some womenneed birth control to regulate their bodies.
So it's already happening, I guess, right, And I'm a big believer
in that. Like I'm not fightingand I'm going back to my original answer,
and you should fight for your rightparty. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(02:28:39):
you should be able to do whateverthe hell that you want. Well,
weed, they start prohibition again,oh good old elliot, NASA's back.
Well it didn't work, then,and it didn't. You know,
it didn't work for a while,but did it though, Bud did it
because they still had bootleggers all overthe place. That's how NASCAR got started,

(02:29:00):
because of bootlegging and shit like that. So thirteen years prohibition existed.
Yeah yeah, but but again itdidn't really work. They tried to make
it work, but it didn't reallylike because there's still these underground layers and
stuff, and that's kind of whatI'm getting. Murder people murder, Oh
yeah, there's never no, no, yeah, yeah, you're absolutely right.
There would still be you know,underground dens, think of like the

(02:29:24):
opium dens of back in the day. There'd be you know, ganja dens
and you know, places for youto go and get your weed, the
black market stuff like that. Sowould I fight for it? There's there's
a probably a lot that I wouldn'tfight for just because I don't care.
I'm still gonna live. Can Iget it? Can I get up and
go to work in the morning,Can I get a paycheck? Do I

(02:29:46):
have a place to live? Isa roof over my head? Food in
my fridge? If they answered allthose or yes, good and that that's
just me selective service, Oh,the old draft? Is that what you're
saying? You would fight for thedraft? No? I wouldn't fight for
that. No, I think thedraft is retarded. But I mean,

(02:30:07):
I guess if you had to doit, you know, like we've gone
to war and a lot of oursoldiers have died already and we kind of
need some motherfuckers in there. Sorry, kid, I just gotta go.
I'm against the draft or selective service. I'm four. Everyone should be required
to serve, Okay, So ifwe did like Israel, where everybody,

(02:30:28):
yes, you know you have toserve in the Israiley Army or whatever air
force military regardless, Yes, youwould be down for that. Yes,
okay, Because when you say I'mnot for the draft or selective service,
people are like you unpatriotic ass rightright, right, right? No,
I just think it's it's weird thatyou may be able to get out of
it, but I have to,right right, That's what I think is

(02:30:48):
fucking bullshit. Yeah. I wouldhave joined the military if they let me,
just because I come from a militaryfamily, you know, but armshake
like a penis. They're like,nah, you can't be in this club.
Okay, cool, so I guessyeah, but even then you got
to think about like that with theselect of Service, even though I registered
for it, you know, wouldthey still even fucking take me? You

(02:31:09):
know, old old dick armagee overhere. I don't even think the selection
the draft is a thing. It'snot even right. But we say anymore,
he still all had to sign upfor it once we hit eighteen.
I got in this debate with somebodyin text a while back. Yes,
but also no, there are notgoing to prosecute people for not signing up
for you. Oh no, thatis a waste of their fucking time.
And it's been like the eighties sincethey even tried to bring somebody up on

(02:31:33):
charges for it, right right,right, But still they make you feel
sure like you have to like assoon as you turn eighteen, you got
to register to vote, you gotto register for the select of service.
Well I did one, but notthe other. Isn't it funny that you're
like, don't document my fucking name, but then they're like, yeah,
I'll sign up for the selective services, right, please document that? All

(02:31:54):
right? Yeah, there's not alot of things that I would go to
town and call someone a stupid cunover just call them a stupid cunt just
for fun. Yeah, it's morewhere I'm at. It's got to be
a good fun though. I meanit's gotta be. If I know I've
got your goat, I may throwa stupid cut in there, just to

(02:32:16):
like push it over the edge.I call my dogs dirty cunts all the
time, and I don't really talkback. That's a good fucking thing too.
You can't. What is it thatmakes them a stupid cunt? Then?
Of dirty cunts? Is what?Okay? What makes the dirty dirty
cunt when they shit in the cageand I gotta clean it up? Your

(02:32:39):
dirty cunts? Yeah, you dolove that word. You throw it around
pretty regular the good word. We'vebeen taught here in America that it's a
bad, bad word, you know, and fucked over Britain they use a
very very regularly. So they alsosay they put a fag in their mouth.
I don't hear you throw that around. Well, hey, if you
want to put a fag in yourmouth, go for it. Puff on
a bundle of sticks or cigarette whatever. I'm just saying here, your argument

(02:33:03):
of they say it over there,but you don't use the other words.
It's like we should have you everseen the thing with Giada dal La Reentis,
the Food Network star, and howshe tries to say all these words
Italian, but she doesn't say certainother words Italian, and that she's a
fake Italian and she's not really Italian. It's a fun rabbit hole to go

(02:33:24):
down where she'll she'll go into parmesanand but then she doesn't say like,
you know, Francisco that way,okay, or other Italian words. She
just completely fucking blows by them.And they're like, why do you say
parmesan that way? And she's like, well, I'm I'm Italian, and
you're like, what the fuck?But you you're selective on the words you're

(02:33:46):
Italian with yeah, Italian right.It's it's like sometimes you will see certain
news anchors resort to their heritage oncertain words, but not all of the
words that are associated with that hairag. You're like, what the fu?
Interesting. That's kind of like whenyou're hanging out with a certain group of
people and you start picking up theirdialect you're using, you know, hanging
out with the Mexicans, you startspeaking with the little Latin accent. There

(02:34:09):
just I don't know why. Thereis a difference. There is a difference
between association and you are just pickingup the accent, right and claiming you're
that person. That is a truestatement. That is true. You're not
claiming that you're you're Mexican, rightjust because you say man, because you
say occasionally a duckle. Yeah?No, right, Let's see what else

(02:34:39):
did I have in here to cleanup? Oh? Somebody we were talking
about the driving, and Lindsay broughtup the flying and being two hundred and
fifty dollars, and somebody made acomment about that it would be uh,
five hundred dollars here it is.It's almost two thousand miles round trip and
almost five hundred dollars in gas.Ouch. I don't know what kind of
car they have, that is true. Hanna Civic gets incredible gas mileage.

(02:35:01):
They got a hybrid, right,what if it's a fucking Tesla, Well
then you have to stop and chargegarving now and again. But still,
why don't Tesla's charge themselves when theydrive? I don't understand them think they
would. Why am I the onlyone that asks this question? I'm not
buying one of those cars until itcharges itself while it drives. They already
have products that like batteries charge themselves, right, I mean, as the

(02:35:22):
wheels are moving, it should beturning a generator and then it should be
just recharging those batteries. The alternativedoesn't not the Yeah, the alternator charges
the Yeah, it keeps the batterycharge. Yes, yeah, yeah,
and when that goes up. Colorpowered car, so many different ways and
things that you could do, butno, you got to sit there and
wait for thirty fucking minutes to fuckingcharge a car before you could leave somewhere.

(02:35:45):
To me, we may be gettingsomewhere at that point in terms of
solving the which energy are we choosingto fucking abuse? Right? But I
am not buying one until they've solvedthat problem. It's got to charge itself.
That makes perfect good sense. That'sa good argument to not buying Tesla.
And my wife, who drives alonga lot every day, she we've

(02:36:05):
talked about getting her like a hybrid, and I'm like, well, but
on the highway, it doesn't usethat we'd still be going through the same
amount of gas. You know,Permo Brady's got a hybrid. You might
want to talk to him about thatand see how that works out. He
could probably help you out a lotmore. But usually the electric is in
city only under seven miles per hour, and then it goes to gas,

(02:36:26):
and so she would still be usinggas and also need more gas because it
doesn't have as big of a tank. Right, and we probably go through
it more because she does mostly highwaydriving. Dad go back to the old
school gas. He has a hybrid. Huh, Yeah, that's interesting.
Who ever thought it? From myhusband Tucson, and he loves it.

(02:36:48):
But and Kevin has talked to meabout getting a hybrid as my next vehicle
too, but I don't know enoughabout him either. Like, what do
you know about your current car thatmakes you? I love it, comfortable
like it, and it gets reallygood gas milegic list. You're gonna you're
gonna love this a hybrid, unbelievablegas pilot right, right, And usually

(02:37:09):
hybrids are more technologically advanced and haveway cooler bells and whistles. The bells
and whistles of a Tesla have myattention. Yeah, and they look cool.
I like the fact I like thethe door handles that are in that
I'm gonna say they are it's it'sa slick looking vehicle, but it's not
for me yet. Dog. Thethe cameras on it to me is what's

(02:37:31):
I think, super cool hormeras inthe censers and all that. Yeah,
and my whole vehicle is covered withcameras. You can see completely around my
Yeah, but not like a Teslacan. The way Tesla cameras work,
I haven't seen how they how theyare Tesla Like if you're in your you're
in a restaurant eating and somebody bumpsyour car, the cameras come on and
they have cameras down the side,in the front, like all over you're

(02:37:52):
talking about parking assists where it hasan overlooked thing. Yeah, this is
not that. This is it hasreal cameras. H and everybody comes in
proximity to your car, it videosit and brings you an alert to your
phone. It's pretty fucking cool.Forget I mean self driving, of course,
that's amazing. That's about the onlything that's really got my attention.

(02:38:16):
So many saved to uys. Idon't have any, but you know many
times and you're like, fuck,man, here, hit the button,
drive me home. I'll pass outin my driveway. Yeah, just so
we don't get any emails. Weare aware that if you are drunk and
in your Tesla self driving home,you would get the dui. If that
doesn't make any sense, You're notdriving, the car is driving for you.

(02:38:37):
True, but the law states youhave to be able to take over
should something go wrong, and thattherefore puts you in responsibility of the moving
vehicle. What if you get inthe trunk and nobody sees you, then
I think they're gonna stop the car. How can they stop the car?
You don't want to know, becauseit ain't comfortable right right, pit maneuver

(02:38:58):
stop sticks. Yeah, go downthe rabbit hole of people that have bought
Tesla's and how they drop the priceto try and make them more like and
how people bought a Tesla for ninetythousand dollars or whatever and then two days
later they were selling them for likesixty or seventy. Yeah, and people
are like, what the like?It already appreciates anyway, and then you
drop it that much, Like,that's not a good way to create brand

(02:39:20):
loyalty. Now, oh no,And now that the CEO wants is fifty
six billion dollars payday, you know, whatever. Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, you go down the rabbithole of Elon Musk and the companies
he's ran and him taking his payoutsand what he's done. It's an interesting
rabbit hole. Yeah, he's avery intelligent human being, clearly weird,
but he is very weird, andespecially when it comes to well, fucking

(02:39:43):
people over. Yeah. But youdon't get to the top by not fucking
people over. So one hundred percent, that's why the why would anybody ever
want to be president? Because tobe president you have to fucking smash on
some people, a lot of people, yes, and sometimes it's the whole
countries of people. It doesn't matterno exactly what party affiliation whatever. To
be a leader politically, you haveto squish some people. I'm good.

(02:40:07):
You see how bad they age atthe end of their term, even before
simple four year doing one term,you look like you've aged like you know,
ten fifteen years, if not more. I'm like, oh god,
no, thank you. Too much? Stress? Yeah, do you take
on stress for the show, like, you know, the pressure of making
sure certain things that people do aren'taware of get done? Absolutely? Yeah.

(02:40:28):
Now, now put a country onyour fucking shoulders. I'm good.
I am good on all that.Uh yeah, fuck all that. All
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