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five. We'll get to that ina little bit. Overnight, it was
announced the NCAA has reached a settlementwith college athletes and they will start paying
college athletes more so than just theNIOL the name and likeness and all that

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stuff. They're gonna share revenue sharing, which yearly they bring in about one
point five billion dollars the NCAA does, which is really important because they're they're
an association, right. Nonetheless,starting in twenty twenty five, they will
be sharing twenty million dollars allegedly acrossteams. It's unclear on how this is
gonna work. Uh, and thenpast players are gonna split one one point

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eight one point four billion dollars,not two point four billion dollars or something
like that. Okay, like goingfar how bad? How far back?
I don't now, you know,if it's like ten years okay, it
was something like fourteen hundred students student. Okay, so at least they're getting
sure they're talking about water polo,right of course. I mean, I'm

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totally fine with the evolution of howthat works, and I'm definitely on board
with they should get played. ButI think this is going to change the
way fans gravitate towards teams because typicallyyou are a fan of a team because
region, Yeah, your dad playedthere, your grandpa played there, you
went there, right, grew upin that area. Will yeah, yeah,

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I don't know if that's gonna staythat way because players are gonna go
to where they can get paid themost, Okay, I would think,
or is it gonna be a blanketpayment across the board? Right? Do
you really think that fans will changetheir fandom just for one or two specific
players, not so much the entireteam. Because my thought there is is

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like most people in Oklahoma like,oh you because they're O you. Like
you said, it's a regional thing. Maybe they went to school there,
it's a family team. Whatever.I don't think any person like likes the
Sooners for one particular player. Doesthat make sense? I know, I
think you're I think you're right,But I think if you can't consistently have

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the best players paid, like infootball, look at how like when a
team's doing well, everybody loves thatteam. Yeah, yeah, the old
band wagoners. Yeah. And incollege football that's not really as true.
Maybe if you hit a drought fora long period of time, but when
they suddenly do well, right,they get tons of people paying attention to
them. It feels like there's alot of fair weather fandom. And the

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NC Double A and the conferences havemade it clear that this is just the
first step. This is no,this isn't the finish line. This isn't
the solved problem. This is weare just trying to put some bumpers on
the road to get this organized alittle bit better. Because it's the the
Nils, the wild West. Yeahyeah, they're still just trying to figure

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it out. And there are stilllawsuits that aren't included to set because it's
part of a settlement. There arestill lawsuits that aren't settled. There's one
that has to do with TV rightsa player out of Colorado, assuming the
NC double A for how they sharerevenue. And then and then I think
you got to ask how much doesthe team how much to do sports across

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the board at the college level getpaid, right, not just the main
ones basketball football. I think we'reall on board that NFL college football is
the draw television wise, But howdo you at some schools college football isn't
great, isn't known for anything,but their basketball programs ridiculous? Right,

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Right? And then you're right,what about all the other sports, the
volleyballs, the softballs, golf.College golf is a thing and pretty big,
to be honest. Yeah, yeah, fencing on the East Coast,
lacrosse is a huge deal, absolutely, And there are TV rights. So

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yeah, maybe they should pay everystudent. But the thing about that is
is it's just going to take away. You won't get as much as what
I'm trying to say. Yeah,sure, which is okay, something's better
than nothing in my book. Youknow you're you're going from you weren't getting
paid at all, and now yougot something, so shut you out.

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Uh right, I'm not concerned becauseit'll be all right, it'll work itself
out. But I think the theapple Pie Americana college football is just this
thing that's ingrained in our thing isnow now, and maybe it's always been
this way, and I'm just speakingout loud. These are unfiltered thoughts,

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but that it's now a business,and I know it's been a business for
a while, but we've always beenlike, you go to play there for
pride, right right, right nowthey're going to go there just to get
paid. Yeah. But on theother side of that coin, it could
be good for the other sports thatthe colleges have to offer. It'll give
them more exposure. I don't thinkit will. You don't think so,

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now, how would how would lacrosseor the ou water polo team get more
exposure? Well, because you know, everybody's getting paid and they're all going
to be televised in some form ofthe other. It may not be on
ABC, NBCCBS. Oh, they'renot gonna do televised across the board,
you don't think. So, No, there's not enough platform. The amount
of money it takes to put ona TV production has got to be in

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the twenty thousand dollars range. Right, But when you've got certain networks that
are dedicated to nothing but sports.Let's just take Fox Sports for example.
There's so many different Fox Sports channels. Yeah, you know, you start
plugging some of these other sports.You know, let's just say we put,
oh, you golf on FS oneor whatever, right, and so

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you've got all these different channels thatyou can plug in all these other different
sports on and they'll get more exposure. Now, how many people are actually
watching those other channels that I don'tknow? Yah? That's where I think
you're getting confused with exposure and onTV. Right, just because you're on
TV doesn't mean people watch absolutely.And I think there's just not enough channels

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or people to facilitate coverage running camerasengineers because you got to have union people
like there's just not enough people.Yeah. Well, with AI becoming the
thing that it is, do youreally need people. Yes, you can
get artificial intelligence to run your camerafor yeah, but you can't get it
to set up run cables. You'reright, you can't get it to problem

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shoot and you know, put anew jack on the end of a cable.
You're absolutely right. But that's wherethe bare minimum comes into play.
Your bare minimum crew. If youdon't need a guy sitting there holding the
camera, you know, watching thefield when you've got AI to do it.
But you've got you know, maybea small handful of engineers that can

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go through and troubleshoot those problems andtake care of the issues at hand like
that. Hell, even AI withyou could replace the announcers. You see
what I'm saying. I know thatpeople lean in on the AI thing,
and I think it's going to dosome things that we never could have fathom.
And I think it's going to definitelytake some people's jobs. It's not

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replacing every job, no, no, of course, it's just not possible.
Like I said, you're going toneed those people to run the hardware
cables, you know, to getat least things initialized and set up and
then you know, well, I'mjust gonna sit back and chill and if
something happens and then I'm here tofix it. But for the most part,
if you can use AI to runyour cameras and to do the announcing
and you know, switch from youknow whatever, Yeah, again, I

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think that there are some skill setsthat on paper looks like a camera an
AI scenario could replace. But thereis a lot of creative mindset that goes
into directing, choosing cameras, camerashot. I mean, we're getting into
the weeds in terms of how thatworks. But to imply that it can
just easily be done in a highquality product, right, but these people

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that are doing it are idiots isI think a misconception. It isn't like
computer coding, right, The creativityof computer coding isn't like the creativity of
which shot do I take? AndI'm not trying to prop up that we're
just using different examples. Yeah,I don't think. I think that we're
definitely going to see an evolution.Oh yeah, and I'm here for evolutions,

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man. Things end, they justdo, even humanity, even humanity.
Yeah, But the idea that thoseathletes are going to get paid,
is starting in like a year ortwo five. Good for them. I
know they've been fighting a long timefor this, So I've been against it,
always have been. You know.I've come from the mindset, if

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you go to school to learn,and you happen to be good at sports,
so because you're good at sports,we're going to give you an education.
So now you're good at sports andwe're gonna give you an education,
and we have to pay you.But whatever, it is, what it
is. But also it's it's nicethough that they're going to get paid to
because they're putting their all on theline too for their school. And if
they happen to get hurt, let'slet's visit that statement. Yeah, they're

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putting it all on the line.Some are, Yeah, some are,
but not all of them. Amonth of them all in yes, is
not an accurate statement. And soI agree that they should get paid,
and I agree to the point you'remaking that. So if you get hurt,
there are plenty of college athletes thatget hurt never get to play again.
Yeah, they get their scholarship revoked, they don't have any medical care

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right exactly to me, that isthe big thing. Taking care of the
athletes that do can't continue on.Yeah, and for some of them who
have those high hopes of going onand playing in the major leagues or in
the NFL or in the NBA andthen can't, it's like, oh,
you know, they're that is squashedand they can't go on. Let them

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get paid while they're in college playing, right, But at the same time,
you got to think about, like, just look at the NFL,
Right, You've got these young kids, they're what in their early mid twenties,
yeah, right, getting paid millionsof dollars and out there acting a
damn fool. So I'm just saying, what does that mean. I don't

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know what you're The point you're making, is the point of it is,
is you're going to give even youngerkids the same kind of money they're not
gonna get seen. Maybe maybe notmillions and millions like that, but more
money than they probably ever seen intheir life. And then they're gonna start
just going bad as crazy and startdoing stupid things. Not because by the
star of the goddamn basketball team andI get paid lots of money, I
could do whatever. Yeah, butnot because they're getting money, they're gonna
start acting a fool, right.Plenty of people act a fool just because

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they're the star of the team.And maybe it's just the you know,
because jug has two handles. Maybethe idea is that you'd give them that
money earlier they can learn in abetter environment on how to manage that situation.
Maybe that's a strong maybe though that'sit's very negative from a guy who's
pretty positive about things. But yougotta look at all sides of things.

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You got to look realistically. AndI don't think you are. But that's
the point I'm making is you aren'tbecause you're like probably not. Yeah,
yeah, I have seen young kidswith lots of money and it usually never
fares well. But because of theones that do have a lot of money
aren't being a fool, right,because you got to think when they're still
in college, they're still under thateye. They still have a curfew,

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they still have you know they do, they still have babysitters, they still
have plenty of players disobey all thatstuff at the at the college level.
And additionally, what do you thinkis going to happen when you're getting paid.
You're gonna be like I'm not,You're just the coach. Oh,
I don't know. Well, thecoach could be like, well, then

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you're getting benched, or you're gonnathen then the the the athletic jurcher is
gonna be like, we're paying thatquarterback X number of dollars a year to
sit on the bench, right,or the quarterback's gonna say, screw you,
I'm just going to transfer to aschool that will pay me more and
not give an AMP. I thinkthe whole The other part too, that
we haven't hit is just because youplay college sports does not mean you will

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make it to the pros one percent. One percent. It's a tiny number,
very true. So the idea thatyou're going to go and make it
it ain't there. Think of allthe people that when we go through that
we talk about this draft class andthey get drafted and all these high expectations

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and they turn out to be nobody'sstars right at the college level. So
just because you play college ball doesn'tmean you're gonna make a bunch of money
at the next level. Yeah.So I it's just going to change the
dynamic completely and that great you know, to me, college football always has

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this special nostalgic feel right when youwatch it on Saturdays, and this feels
like this will evolve that out alittle bit like parades, Right, parades,
you're like, oh, parades,oh so awesome. Well, also,
don't throw candy. Stand back like, there's all these things and now

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they're not fun anymore. Circuses isanother one, right, you should really
fun. Then people get trampled byall of clowns kill a bunch of people,
and we're like, right, whycan't I just see the clown,
you know, the bear that youknow you whipped until it put on a
dress, the whole reason why Igo to the circus. Let's wait and
see who gets trampled? Now?All right, now gonna you don't get

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to go and watch a man puthis head in the lion's mouth anymore?
Right? One beheading? All right, we got tickets to Hardy that we're
gonna give away. We've got frigginga Friday. What's something most people love
that grosses you out? Bmms?And what that is? To eight to
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news quikies right now, but wedo headlines on Fridays. It's time for

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newsquakies. World news, local newsand news that just makes you say,
what the Here's Corbyn, Gimpi andLindsay with what's going on? News quakies
from The Big Mad Morning Show.In ninety seven five Am McDonald's work are
seen drying a dirty mop under theFrench fry warmer. I saw this the
other day and it it's like alike a mop head like they've taken off,

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uh huh and they're holding it underthe fry light, really close to
the fry light, and yes thereare fries in the bottom, but I
didn't see anything dripping. I'm notreally even clear of what's happening. You
don't see them go and put itthen on the mop. I'm not sure
why that would be necessary to evendry it that fast, right, or

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they do not have extras that arealready I don't know. It's a very
bizarre video a MCMP. And isthat the special seasoning on the fries?
Gross? Gross? Gross? Isthat what you were talking about? Is
that what you wanted? Sure?Okay, Kimpi cans mysteriously rinning down from

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a high rise building in Seattle.Cans cans like boobies. The way that
I understand this is a kig knockedit off the cat thing. If I
remember correctly, it might be adifferent story, but I feel like I've
heard a story similar to that.Microplastics found in every human testicle according to

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study. Yeah, so I readthat, and like I guess, down
in Mexico they decided to study humantesticles and dog testicles for whatever reason.
I guess. The testicle is atesticle is a testicle doesn't matter. But
they found, you know, abunch of microplastics in these tissue samples.
And my question is how'd they getthere? Yeah? How did the plastic

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get into your baalsic? Don't askGod why plastic? Woman finds man under
her bed who had been squatting inher home for four months. I don't
believe this. I just have ahard time believing this. Yeah, he's

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been under the bed for four monthsand you never once knew how high is
her bed off of the ground,you know, for a full grown dude
to be underneath there and her beable to lay down on it, sit
down on it, fournicate on it, and never know that he's under there
fot o Kate, it's a giantjump. But I hear you. Yeah,
what I'm saying. Maybe she doesn'tsleep in her room. Maybe she's

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one of those I fall asleep onthe couch every night. I mean,
if it's her guest bedroom, thatwould be her bed right right, and
it would be a room that shewould never go with. That would make
sense. The implication is that it'sthe bed she sleeps on. Yeah,
I don't know if that's necessarily true. Okay, us postal driver caught trying
to raise a Mustang. It's likeover one hundred miles an hour or something,

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and it's got to be one ofthe brand new ones, you ain't.
Those old little vans don't go thatfast. I don't know. I
don't know what they're working with.You take the gubnor out and boom,
there you go. I'll stay withyou on the post office. Matthew Perry's
death is under investigation by United StatesPostal Service. Well, their leader is
a general and an attorney, right, so I don't know. Yeah,

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I read the story and apparently it'sthe The United States Postal Service is trying
to find out where his drug They'retracking where his drugs were delivered from.
That's why they're involved. Sure mailmailing of Brodget, Florida. Man on
the run from police for two monthsfound hiding in clothes dryer. Yeah,

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I mean they find you. Theylook everywhere. Literally, It's not the
first crook that's been found in adryer somewhere, right, we say this
a lot. Not the first timethey've looked for criminals. Potentially the first
time you've hidden from police. Right, they'll find you in the dryer.
They'll find you in the attic,They'll find you under the kiddie pool in
the backyard. They find they findyou. Law students spends ten thousand dollars

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on rehab for addiction to cheese.I'm sure, and a endorphin circle can
get closed by eating cheese. I'msure of it. Uh huh, But
I can't imagine it's a placebo replacer. I'm sorry. A protein replacer like

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that happens with other addiction things rightwhere You're like, I gotta have some
Gouda man. Come on, man, the cheese man. Give me some
of that monster. Man. Comeon, I'll do some things for some
cheese. What's the one cheese youcould not live without? I could live
without cheese? Oh? On pizza? I mean I would definitely. I

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probably wouldn't eat pizza. It isan important element. But if I never
eat pizza, I guess mozzarella then, right, I guess what about you?
Cheddar? Probably hot take. Cheddar'soverrated, as there are so many
better cheeses out there. I mean, yeah, but it's great in macaroni

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and cheese, it's great on sandwiches. It's not nearly as good as Guda
is in macaroni and cheese. Imean I use both in mine. Oh
and it isn't the cheddar oh allcheese man gimb probably half like that Mexican
blend, or like the Colby JacklinColby Jackman all day. Put that stuff
on everything. Yeah, that's meright. Hotel promises sea view, just

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picture of ocean on wall. Damnit, Hey it is a seaview,
nobody said out the window, right. Uh. Bugs takeover a woman's house
after leaving a window opening lights onat night. That'll happen to you.
Yeah, maybe you should turn thelights off and shut your windows. I
bought one of those zap blue lightthat you plug into the outlet and you

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just replaced the sticky thing. Yeah, yeah, I had that. The
number of bugs I collect is disgusting. Yeah, it's insane. And I'm
not talking house flies. It doesget the house flies, but the any
flies I didn't even ever see.Right, it's fruit flies and gnats and
stuff like that. It's crazy.Are when we were in the the ones

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that look like mosquitoes but they're not. Uh the flies, sure they readers,
the tons of those and I wouldnever see them in my house.
Maybe because it's working so good?Is that all? Mean? Tech startup
plans to perform head transplant plants withinten years ahead. Transplant feels really advantageous.

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Yeah, Like that's you become atotal different person at that point,
right, because like, let's justsay they transplanted my head onto your body,
Well, you wouldn't be quarning anymore. Uh, I mean is it
your brain? What I mean,I imagine soul? I don't know how
that goes to be honest, whoserights are? Like now we're getting into
like some finite philosophical like, yeah, is it my Like who's is it

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me? Right? It would beyour brain in my skull on your body?
Or but but then what about then? Am I dead? Right exactly?
I mean technically you would be.I mean I think the whole life
force is in your head, right, No, so my heart, man,
Yeah, that's your heart. Yes, I'm making your brain work.

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But what makes you you is yourbrain and your thoughts and your image,
personality, personality. So if itwas my head, my brain on your
body, you'd have my personality onyour body. Yeah, but you'd have
my blood flowing through you, andyou'd have my heart, you'd have my
quote unquote strength, I don't knowif I like this idea or not.

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We're definitely not switching. Don't worry. Nearly forty percent of web pages around
in twenty thirteen don't exist anymore.To see that forty I think it is
with social media, the need fora web page is less and less.
Oh. Absolutely, absolutely, that'sa wild take. I get it.

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But I think we will see theend of web pages when you can put
everything on the Facebook or on thesocial media. Obviously the Internet won't go
away, but having your geocity sideanymore is going to be or your home
path or whatever it was used tobe called. Yeah, woman struck by
lightning claims she can now see thefuture. She may, I don't know.

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It's an easy thing to test.Granny popped for pulling neighbors beard during
water argument like a like a yankdown or like just like how long is
the beard? Is the question forme? You'd have to read the story
or are we talking about the hewas a homosexual and this is the cover

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up. Rudy Giuliani complains getting servedindictment wasn't done stylishly. Was supposed to
have like a five piece band ormaybe a barbershop quartet to serve them.
It's the this thing is the wildeststory. He was late to like the
zoom you can't tell us about he'san attorney. Yeah, yeah, it's

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well, he's Rudy Giuliani. ThoughI can't tell you the story of how
he got served because it's that's whatthe story's about. But the number of
things that are going on with itis just amazing. Super commuter travels across
four states to get to work.That sounds cool. But I mean if

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they're all just right there in thecorners or whatever, then that's not that
bad. You can say you crossfour states, but you're really not going
that far. I don't disagree.Or if it takes place in the four
corners, you know, yeah,it isn't a giant leap, but hey,
you travel for ce it sounds cool. American Airlines says in legal battle

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that young girl quote should have knownshe was being recorded in the bathroom.
Nine. She was nine, nine, She should have known. Bro should
have known. It's a weird take. That's your fault. You didn't.
This one's got a lot, sopay attention. Pregnant mom of four charged
in drunk driving hit and run thatkilled two, hit thirteen, I'm sorry,

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hurt thirteen. She hit a schoolbus of kids, pregnant mama four
charged in drunk driving. Pregnant momof four drunk, pregnant four kids,
drunk, hit and run, tookoff, killed two people, hurt thirteen
more. That individual was responsible forlike nearly twenty people. Yes, it's

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a lot going on. She'll havebabies in prison and probably live the rest
of her life there as well.She won't have babies, she'll probably have
a baby. Yeah, right right, The chances are etting pregnant prison very
low, said Low. I didn'tsay impossible. Last one dental procedure leaves
in with one hundred and fifty maggotsin mouth. That's just name. I

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thought they were supposed TOI maggots out, not put them in right right.
One of those old school medicines,like they used to put leeches on you
to say so, they're like,okay, we'll just put a few maggots
in there to take care of whatever'sgoing on, to eat the rotting flesh.
Yeah, and then they start,you know, multiplying. The next
thing, you know, you gota mouthful of maggot, I mean leeches

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to eat dead skin or bacteria orsomething like that. Very well aware of
not familiar with a maggot one,but maybe there is. I don't know.
Man body slams kill her well offshore of New Zealand. She has
a name. She's a good lady, got a great personality. By the
way, high five. We've gotto use that joke twice this week,

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politicians. Video of licking public toiletsgoes viral. We want to know what's
something most people love that grosses youout? Case the line of Google summer
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Send a text to us to answerthat question. What's something most people love
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bucket old chicken from wal Those Chickenbeer could be yours. If we get
you on the air, just answerthat question, send us a text BMMS.
And what's something most people love thatgrosses you out? A case a
line of Google Summer shanding, abucket old chicken from Waldo's Chicken and beer,
and Red is on, Hey,Red? How are you good?

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Are you sir? Good? Sir? What's something most people love that grosses
you out? Chinese food or reallyany kind of food ends and ease?
Ease? Okay, what is itabout Chinese food that grosses you out?
Just? I don't know the sweetand sour stuff says to me? See,

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none of this, to me iseven taste good. I do love
the smell of it cooking though,but I don't like the taste of any
of it. Really. So likehot, sweet and sour chicken, mo
goog guy pan any of those things, egg rolls, any of the none
of it? Wow? Yeah,okay, listen, that's good enough to

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hook you up, though, gipme tell him exactly what he's gonna get.
Just because you think something that deliciousis gross, We're gonna hook you
up with a case of the lineof Google Summer Sandy, and I'll bucking
a bird from Waldo's Chicken that includeseight pieces of Waldo's chicken and all the
fixens back to you. Coldon.Hang a line, man, so gif
you can get your personal info anduh yeah, just hang tight. Okay,

(34:13):
all right, thanks everybody. Don'tgo anywhere man, good thing.
We're not giving away Chinese food withthis beer, right right. I hate
fried chicken. Well, you aregoing to be disappointed. The NBA Conference

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Finals are heating up. The BostonCeltics cruise to a one hundred and twenty
six to one ten win over theIndiana Pacers in Game two of the Eastern
Conference Finals at t D Garden.Jalen Brown erupted for forty points to help
the top seeded Celtics jumped out jumpout to a two to zero series lead.

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The two team will return to thehardwood for Game three tomorrow night at
seven thirty on ABC in Indianapolis.The Western Conference Finals continue tonight at seven
thirty on TNT with Anthony Edwards andthe Minnesota Timberwolves playing host to Luka Doncik
and the Dallas Mavericks. At theTarget Center. The MAVs hold a one

(35:20):
to nothing series lead. Boston looksunbelievable. Yeah, I know. And
with Haliburton have that hamstring injury,even if he comes back, I don't
think he's gonna be one hundred percent. So I think we'll see him play,
but he's not gonna be the sameguy. There's no way Boston is
gonna They're gonna they are going tomake it to the second. They're gonna

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get to the second time in threeseasons to the finals. Yeah. And
on Sunday, the MAVs head backto Dallas to host Game three on TNT
at seven and a Memorial Day Gamefour will be played in Indy between the
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(36:06):
will now be eligible to sign aSupermax extension. Should that happen, that
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that grosses you out? A casea lining, Google Summer Shandy and a

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bucket o Chicken from Waldo's Chicken andbeer bmms and whatever that is to eight
two nine four five. What's somethingmost people love that grosses you out?
Lindsay coconut cream pie. I likea good cream pie. Well, I
know you do. Coconut coconut coconutcream pie, banaie. I love banana
cream pie. It is I likethe Boston cream pie. Chocolate cream pie.

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Coconut flakes are the absolute worst.I like the flavor of coconut coconut
water, but those flakes are likefood that's been stuck in your teeth,
you know, like the littles offood. That's what it reminds me about.

(38:47):
Are you talking about tonsil rocks.Sure, yes, that is what
it is like. They're disgusting.And I'm sure that maybe your mom or
your grandmother probably makes the absolute bestcoconut cream pie in the world. But
I'm not trying it. Can't doit. And since I was little,

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my own mother is always oh,you gotta try this, just try one
bite. No, I've tried onebite before, and I do not like
it. I just can't. Ijust can't. Can't do it, can't
do anything with the little I seethe coconut flakes on something, and I'm
so, it's coconut. It isnot coconut cream pie. It is coconut

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coconut anything. Yeah, what youjust said, you liked the flavor of
coconut. But those flakes when Isee them, can't do it. I
can't even watch someone eat it.It's almost like the heat that that sound
of what grosses people out when theychew on like aluminum foil. Who choose
on aluminum foil? I know,just to irritate people that sound. I

(39:59):
can hear the flakes, yeah,but okay, hold on chewing on aluminum
foils not a thing like scratches ona chalkboard. Was a thing when chalkboards
were a thing, right, Likenails on a chalkboard, right, that
was a thing. Chewing aluminum foilsnot a thing. I didn't know it

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was either until someone did it.Then I heard it. That's what it
reminds me of. It's so annoying, and that is the coconut flakes are
the worst. Coconut and yogurt sogood, coconut and pie so good,
toasted coconut like those uh Hostess snowballs, marshmallow mounds, coconut cake, Oh

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my gosh, and almond Joy candybars. No, those are straight garbage,
gross trash. Huh, what's somethingmost people love that grosses you out?
A case of line in Google summershandy and a bucket o chicken from
Waldo's Chicken and beer. Give me, what's something most people love that grosses
you out? This is a toughone to come up with, but I

(41:05):
finally settled on craft beer. Crapbeer. If you ask me, I
have tried several times to well todrink it and enjoy it, and I
can't taste like hot garbage, everylast one of them. I'll give it
to you like I think there's onebrewery here in town that I think has

(41:27):
done really well and I can stomachit. Nothing's left has really good,
you know, But they don't tastetheir beers. Their beers don't taste like
your traditional craft beer where it's allhoppy, you know, and tastes like,
you know, you just swallowed apine tree. That's The ones that
I don't like are the ones thatyou got to chew on to try to,
you know ingest, it's just notfor me. I like my bud

(41:51):
light. It's okay. I'm alrightwith that, you know, make fun
of me all you want. Idon't care, but I can't do I
can't do craft beers. Not allof them are piney. A specific line
of them has that. Well,I'm going to tell you the bulk of
the ones that I have tried thataren't, you know, like strawberry flavored
or something like that, all tastepiney to me. No, I'm not

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going to talk you into it morefor me. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
you have all the craft beers thatyou want. We've had this discussion
many times here. Take it,take it. I don't want it.
This is so gross, but peopleseem to enjoy it, really really really
really like it. Kraft beer orwater? Ohow to drink water all day?
Wow? Because I've seen you drinkKraft beer recently. Yeah, because

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it's the only thing we have.But even then, when you see me
get those, I'm looking for somethingway lighter, way lighter that doesn't and
won't have that puppy taste to it. What's something most people love that grosses
you out? Case of line andgoogle summer Shay and a pair and a

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bucket of chicken from Waldo's Chicken andbeer bmms and what that is to eight,
two, nine, four or five? I mean, I have a
very well known one that we havetalked about many, many times, and
I'm not going to use that onebecause I don't want it. It's too

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it's too predictable. So the onethat I'm going with that people love,
I don't understand. I think it'sso gross. And that is black licorice.
The texture, the taste, thesmell, it ain't good. It's
not a far jump for me tosay licorice in general's gross. Okay,

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even like the red vines. Yeah, you're not a big fan of the
red vines. The texture is reallyweird. It isn't really sweet. It's
not really a food thing, right, It's more waxy than anything, much
like a lot of candies are notreally a thing. But black lickorice in
general just the weird. It's nota sweet taste. It's not a savory

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taste. It's more like a fungustaste. I don't know what it is.
Is it because you had too muchyeger in your earlier years or I
mean as a kid before I everhad Yaeger, I I didn't even like
it. My dad loved it.Maybe that's where it's some weird, you
know, adult thing, you know, against my parents. But I've never

(44:29):
liked it. And ironically I likejaeger right, and because I don't think
Jaeger tastes like black licorice, Iknow it. People say that, but
to me, it doesn't. Ithas a hint, sure, but it
does not taste like black licorice.I don't like black licorice either. I
do like like the red Twizzlers,but I don't like the red vines weird.

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I do like a shot of Yaeger. I do like a shot of
uzo, which is supposed to tastelike black lickorice. But I think maybe
it's because I'm getting alcohol. Maybethat's why I like the uzzo well.
And you probably feel like you haveto like it right because your culture.
Maybe I don't know, but tryto connect to your ancestry. Maybe I

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just I cannot stand black licorice andmy mom loves it. I just I
can't do it at all. I'vealways been a fan. Nobody likes the
black jelly beans, but man,no, because it tastes like black liquorice.
Absolutely hook a brother up. Wehad a plant, a bush or
some jive like that in our backyardgrowing up in California that tasted like black

(45:35):
licorice, and we would pull lessome bitch off and just sit there and
shaw on the grass. Probably notgood for you, but whatever, it
was tasty. Yeah, And youdon't know what planet it was. I
have no idea, man, Iwas like it, so it could have
been just a weed a little bit, but it tastes less smelled like black
ricorice, and it tastes to likeit. So we like freaking cows.
Man, pick weeds and taste them, not all the weeds. That's interesting.

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As a kid, you just werelike, let me this smells good.
I'm gonna put this in my mouth. That really translated over into my
adult life too. Uh what Yeah, I think kids do that, man,
Kids do that. Kids, Allkinds of kids do that. Kids
eat out of the dog bowl,eat the dog food, cat food.
Play. That's not a giant leapthough. That's not a giant leap the

(46:22):
dog food because it is food,right right. Playto maybe just a curiosity
thing because you play with it alot. Weeds. You know, cows
eat the grass and the weeds,So if it's good enough for a cow,
it's good enough for me. Iwonder if all cows eat every weed
or do they smell something go nope, not for me, turn their nose

(46:45):
up at it. Why don't onlysee more cows keeled over from eating something
they shouldn't have? Right? Right? We want to know from you,
what's something most people love that grossesyou out? Case the line of Google,
summer shanding, and a bucket ofchicken from Waldo's Chicken and Beer.
Take a break and we'll be back. Tulsa's Morning Show continues next The Big
Man Morning Show on Tulsa's rock stationninety seven five KMOD. Good Morning,

(47:20):
it's the Big Man Morning Show.Nine one eight four six oh kmod can
five. We are giving away beerfreakin a Friday. What's something most people
love that grosses you out? Acase of line and google summer shandy and
a bucket a chicken from Waldo's Chickenand beer could be yours bmmss and what

(47:40):
that is to eight two nine fourfive. Let's play a game. We've
got tickets to Hardy. Hardy isgoing to be at the Walmart Amphitheater and
Rogers Arkansas on Thursday, and yougot a call up and play the numbers
game and take on Linday see ifshe can block you from getting them.
Listeners have her number, though,as they have been overwhelmed overwhelmingly by one

(48:01):
getting her so nine one eight foursix oh Kmod nine one eight four six
oh Kmod. Good morning, you'reon the air. What is your name,
Yush, Josh? How are youBuddy good? Here are you man?
Josh? What category do you want? Numbers? Percentages or averages?
Let's go with percentages percentages? Itis it's five questions from Gimpie. Answer

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them the best that you can.Are you ready? Ready? Here we
go? All right? Eshuah?What percentage of Americans don't have access to
public transportation? What percentage of Americansdon't have access to public transportation? I
want to stay fifteen fifteen? Allright? A person can reduce their risk

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of being in an accident by takingpublic transportation by what percent? Forty five
percent? Forty five Josh? Tripson public transportation have a direct impact on
the economy by what percent trips onpublic transportation? I would say about a

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thirty thirty five percent, Josh.Of all public transportation riders, what percent
of them are employed? I'm gonnasay seventy seventy percent. Last one,
your boss. Of all public transportationriders, what percent of them are students?

(49:32):
Twenty three percent? All right?All right, all right, Josh?
Have you ever taken public transportation whenI was a kid? Uh?
Like? How old? Seven?Eight? By yourself? By yourself?
No, with my mom to thegrocery store? Okay, right on,
all right, lindsay percentages is thecategory? Are you ready? Yes,

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Lindsey? What percent of Americans don'thave access to public trans reportation? Of
fourteen percent? Fourteen percent? Lendsey, a person can reduce their risk of
being in an accident by taking publictransportation by what percent? Seventy five percent?

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All right, Lensi. Trips onpublic transportation have a direct impact on
the economy by what percent? Saythat again, trips on public transportation have
a direct impact on the economy bywhat percent? I'll say fifty five percent?

(50:43):
All right, Lenzy. Of allpublic transportation riders, what percent of
them are employed? Uh? Sixtyseven percent? Seven, she says,
all right, Lenzy. Of allpublic transportation writers, what percent of them
are students? Oh, we'll gowith forty percent. Forty percent. How

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do you think she did there,Josh, some of those answers, it's
pretty close out. All right,Well, let's find out, gimpy.
When the question was asked, whatpercent of Americans don't have access to public
transportation, Josh said fifteen percent andLendsey said fourteen percent. He answers forty
five percent. Josh got that oneright. He's up one to nothing.
And Josh, you need two moreto get those tickets to see Hardy at

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the Walmart Amphatheat in Rogers, Arkansason Thursday. Question two and number two,
a person can reduce their risk ofbeing in an accident by taking transportation
excuse me, public transportation by whatpercent? Josh said they can reduce it
by forty five percent. Lindsey saysit reduces it by seventy five percent.
Of the answer is ninety percent.Lindsay's on the board, so it's one

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to one. Question three, questionis trips on public transportation have a direct
impact on the economy by what percent? Josh says it has a direct impact
by thirty five percent. Lendsey saysit has a direct impact by fifty five
percent, and the answer is eightyseven percent. Eighty seven percent, So
Lindsey got that one right. Sheneeds one more to get those tickets or

(52:16):
to stop you from getting those ticketsto see Hardy at the Walmart Emptheater and
Rogers, Arkansas. Question four,Question number four, of all public transportation
riders, what percent of them areemployed? Josh said seventy percent of them
are employed. Lindsey said sixty sevenpercent, and the answer isn't astonishing seventy

(52:37):
one percent. Josh got that oneright. It's tied two to two.
Comes down to the fifth question fortickets to see party at the Walmart Emphtheater
and Rodgers, Arkansas on Thursday.The question is of all public transportation riders,
what percent of them are students?John said twenty three percent of them
are students. Lindsey said forty percent. Down near half of them are students.

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The answer is seven percent. Joshgot that right. Congratulations man,
you got tickets Sea Hardy at theWalmart m Theater Rogers. Congratulations, my
friend, hang on the line soyou can get your info. K all
right, thank good job, buddy. All right. We're giving away beer
for freaking a Friday. What's somethingmost people love that grosses you out?
Case of line and Google summer Shandyand a pair of tickets I'm sorry,

(53:20):
and a bucket o chicken from Waldo'sChicken and Beer. Will give away some
of that when we come back.BMMS and space with this answer, what's
something most people love that grosses youout? To the phone number eight two
nine four five Telsa's Morning Show,The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault
continues next thirty seventy five. Jmod, Good morning, It's the Big Man

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then what you want to say sayto eight two, nine four five Friday.
That means we're giving away beer forfreaking a Friday. We're asking you,
what's something most people love that grossesyou out? Case of line and
Google summer shanding and a bucket ofchicken from Waldo's Chicken and beer and Jony

(54:16):
is on, Hey, Joni,how are you good? How are you
good? Joni? What is somethingmost people love that grosses you out?
Have whipped cream? Whipped cream?Yes? Why? It's fleshy and gross
and it triggers my gag groupslip,it triggers your gag reflex. Yes,

(54:39):
So no whipped cream bikinis for you? Huh No, so you don't get
like ready whip and like, ohthat gross me out? Wow? Do
you allow it in your house?Uh? Only when people bring it for
like Thanksgiving? Okay, Well theygotta take back home with them when they

(55:00):
leave. Huh, preferably because thenthey mess with me and they sport it
in their mouth because they know itgrosses me out. What if you make
a what if you make a recipethat calls for it, like if it's
whipped into something, if you canmask the texture, I'm okay, okay,
Yeah, it's it's a texture thingfor me. Do you have kids,

(55:23):
yeah, well grown kids, butyes, did they get to experience
whipped cream? Or did you shelterthem because you didn't like it? They
used to always say that they thoughtthey didn't like it because I didn't like
it. But they actually do likeit. Yes, I know. I
mean that's what they say. Theyget it in their coffee and they message

(55:44):
me all the time. But yes, yeah it was allowed that I didn't.
I didn't touch it. All right, Kimpy, tell her exactly what
she's gonna get, crazy lady.You know Corbyn things the toes are gross,
but little does he know they makethe best tasting jam enjoy this as
a Liona Goople summer shamy and abucket a bird from Waldo's Chicken that includes
eight pieces of Waldo's famous fried chickenbiscuits and more. BA to you hang

(56:09):
on the line so Gimby can getyour info and have a fantastic weekend.
Okay, thank you. Think aboutall the things she's missed out on that
have whipped cream, right, dude, A warm brownie, ice cream,
whipped cream, chocolate syrup, pumpkinpine pumpkin pie. I guess which I
think is weird anyway, but withwhiped cream. My favorite cake is a

(56:31):
chocolate cake with holes in it,filled with caramel, covered in whipped cream.
She'll never get to know she thinksthat's gross. All right, Let's
see what Gimbie has in his fourx four. I'll call it. It
says here. The free COVID nineteenFAX program is ending. Funding for the

(56:55):
program, set aside by Congress,will expire in August. The Biden administration
is hoping to find permanent funding tocontinue providing shots to adults. To adults,
not your children. The CDC saysthat ADHD diagnosis are on the rise.

(57:16):
New CDC studies says attention deficit hyperactivitydisorder is becoming quote an expanding public
health concern. About one in nineAmerican children were diagnosed with ADHD in twenty
twenty two. That's about seven million, which is one million more than the
number of children diagnosed in twenty sixteen. The studies authors acknowledged that the increase

(57:44):
could be attributed to the public becomingmore aware of the disorder and more often
seeking care for it, or itsaid it could be a result of children's
development during the vid sure sah,hey listen to this. Bark Air launches
an airline for dogs. Bark Airshave names. Yeah right, he's a

(58:08):
great lady, bark Air is andwe still got a couple hours. Bark
Air is launching its first ever airlinecater to dogs, starting by started by
pet Trumpanyk, The airline aims toquote revolutionize flying for dogs and launches I

(58:30):
want to launch yesterday. A domesticflight cost about six thousand dollars a ticket,
and international tickets cost about eight thousanddollars each. Flights for May and
almost all of June are sold out. The company will offer white paw service
with ear muffs and treats for itspops. Who what would you need this

(58:52):
for? Spoiled rotten dog? Prettymuch? Are they going without their owners?
That's the way I understand it.I didn't check into bark Air's website
to find out, but I assumeif you're sending your dog to Nana's house
for the summer, put it ona first class flight on bark Air.

(59:13):
Do people Is there that many peoplethat are sending their dogs to nanas for
the summer, and do they gothrough the same TSA PreCheck? Probably should
They probably probably should. Absolutely theyshould. Right, they should get groped
and probed just like the rest ofus. Equal rights for everyone. Does
it bother you that a dot somedogs may have more flight miles than you

(59:34):
have convenia? Yes, also bothersme that people are gonna spend six thousand
dollars to fly their dog across Peoplespend six thousand dollars on a lot of
things that make no sense. Iguess you're right, hey. Lastly,
here there's a new Oklahoma law thatmakes it easier for homeless youth to obtain
state IDs. The Improving Employment andEducation Outcomes for Homebless Youth Act will remove

(59:59):
the knee paid for a parent orlegal guardian signature on the non compliant state
ID application, while adding to thelist of individuals who can verify that the
child fits the definition of quote homelessper Oklahoma law, it'll remove the fee
for young people who to excuse meto not have to pay to get a

(01:00:19):
state ID. While the governor hassigned a law and to act, it
won't go into effect until November first. The Cavaliers are beginning a search for
a new head coach. Cleveland hasdismissed JB. Bickerstaff following five seasons leading

(01:00:45):
the team. Bickerstaff replaced John Billenas interim head coach in twenty twenty and
went on to coach the Calves toa combined one fifty nine record. The
Calves were eliminated by the East's topseeded boss and Celtics in the second round
of the playoffs last week. Presidentof Basketball Operations Kobe Altman and general manager

(01:01:08):
Mike Gansey will lead the coaching search. I'm shocked by this because they made
it to the playoffs and oh,something just hit me that they made to
the playoffs and the players really likedhim. But there has been rumor the
Lebron will go to Cleveland, backto Cleveland to end his career and his

(01:01:31):
son will play there. Okay,And if he was like, I'll come,
I'll come back if you get ridof the coach and hire who I
want, I could see that happening. I can see him having that much
pool. Yeah we'll see, pleasesay. The detective who arrested world number
one golfer Scottie Scheffler made a mistake. Oh yeah, he's been fired.

(01:01:53):
Scheffler was charged with assault of apolice officers. He was attempting to enter
the PGA Championship Hip in Kentucky lastweek. Police say Scheffler ignored instructions while
police were investigating a traffic fatality.Today, but the police chief said the
officer aired in not turning on hisbody camera. But the investigation into Scheffler

(01:02:15):
is ongoing and the charges remain fornow. The video shows him not getting
dragged at all, and then itcomes out to the officers multiple complaints of
abuse of power, and so theyhave dismissed him. Yeah, well it
sucks to be him, Yeah,it does. But I mean Scott sucks

(01:02:37):
to be Scotti Shuffler. You potentiallyhis misconduct, Potentially you could make an
argument jeopardized his chance that winning aPGA championship. You're right, m So
could he turn around and sue thiscop for money that he might have lost.
I think he have a tough caseto prove. He would have.
He would have won right of aphilosophical debate than anything. But at the

(01:03:02):
same time, a fatality just occurred, not by Scotti Shuffler. No,
but sir, like we are conductingan investigation, right, so like wait
your turn, Yes, but thereport, but that the detective submitted,
none of those things happened. Imean, you can see there is video
of him getting slammed against the copcar. It seems over aggressive, right

(01:03:24):
absolutely. But if he was saying, like, the problem here is that
his body camera wasn't on, sowe don't know. But if he's saying,
hey, do you know who Iam? I'm trying to get through.
I need to get through when anyoneelse needs to just wait your turn,
We're not letting anyone through right now, this says. The video clearly

(01:03:47):
shows the detective slapping the windshield ofShuffler's car as he tried to enter the
grounds, which stops immediately after thedetective's intervention. There's the thing. Things
that the detective said happened did nothappen. It is not There is no
video evidence that show Shuffler did anythingwrong. So then why are they keeping

(01:04:11):
the charges. Well, they haveto go through the technical proceedings for them
to be dismissed. Okay, andthat's your balls with the wall Sports,
I'm gonna get it. Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show nine

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outside of the studio, and thenone of us will have a dog collar
attached to us and the other personwith the remote. If you get it
wrong, you get shocked. Sothree chances to get shocked or not get
shocked. Lindsey went last last time, so she's gonna draw out now to
see who's going to be going firstthis week for Taser Time Trivia. Kimpy,

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All right, so exciting, Yeah, let me hand that to you,
let me on to you, thankyou, and I'll be getting the
questions ready here. While we're doingthat. We want to know what's something
most people love that grosses you out? A case of line and google summer
sandy and a bucket oat chicken fromWaldo's Chicken and beer bmms and what that

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is to eight two, nine fourfive? All right, here we go.
Question one? What's in the Britishfood bangers and mash? What's in
the British food bangers and mash?If I remember correctly, it's gonna be

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taters and sausage, or for what'son the paper, it's going to be
potatoes and sausage or sausage and potatoes. What's in British food bangers and mash?
Final answer was taters and sausage.Yeah, and the correct answer is
sausage and mashed potatoes. Excellent job, right. Question two? Where is

(01:06:55):
Macho Piachu located? Where is MachoPiachu located? That's a good question.
Machu Peach you, Machu Peach you. I want to say Africa, but
it could be Indonesia. Manchu Peachyou. I don't really look into Machu

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peach you a lot. To behonest with you, the name rings about
it could be India. At thehigh risk and likely risk that I'm going
to get zapped on this one.I'm trying to sound it out right to

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give me an idea of like aregional language. Right right, right right,
Machu Pichu is located in Let justgo with what the first thing came
to mind? Africa? Africa iswhat your answer is? Where is go

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ahead? I said, ready,where is Machu Pichu located? GIMPI said,
Africa? The answer is Peru.Just do the goddamn thing. Woman.
Well, I felt you buzz me, so I know it wor hap
hell? You pushed it? Allright? Question three, I feel like

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is an impossible question. Great,and I'm being honest. I know for
me, uh huh, I wouldn't. I don't think I would have gotten
Machu Pichu right. I don't thinkI get this one right. How many
noble houses of west Ros are therein Game of Thrones? How many noble
houses of west Ros are there inGame of Thrones? I got right here?

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Okay, so we're gonna have towrite this one down. Okay,
So there's the Starks Okay, there'sthe Lanisters, there's the the ones that
lived on the ocean. I'm justgonna put those as ocean down fote because

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we don't need names. We justneed to know how many how many noble
houses of Westeros are there in Gameof Thrones. I can't think of any
other names, to be honest withyou, but the number seven is screaming
in my head right now, thenumber seven. I feel there are seven

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houses in the Game of Thrones,so out of risk of potentially getting shot
shocked, I was like, well, the game we have really changed the
rules, missed that, meaning atthe at the slight potential of getting shocked,
I'm gonna go ahead and say seven. Yeah, seven, I think

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seven's great answer. Lucky, right, lucky? Seven? Yeah? Is
it lucky in this case? Howmany noble houses of wester Ros are there
in Game of Thrones? GIMPI said, seven, and the noble houses of
west Ros are Aaron, Barthian grayJoy, Lanister, Martel Stark, Targarian

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Tully, and Tyrrell. Nine.Damn, damn, damn, guys,
get it off me, get itoff me. I was close. Seven
is close to nine? Sure?Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would
have said, I mean you said, I would have said three. I
don't know. Yeah, I forgotabout the Barrathians because they after that king

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died, there wasn't much of anyof them. Okay, that's cool,
that's cool. Well I know verybrady question. Yeah that makes sense.
Yes, all right, and thatover to him. Now, Gimby is
gonna pick to see who's gonna gonext for a taser time at trivia whirl.
The old paintis arm around in there, and I pull out a biggin
That bigan is a little one.It's called Corbyn. All right. So

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that's almost the exact same order aslast week. If I'm not no,
I went first last week. Allright, all right, so I gotta
put this on here. Yes,I'll take the yes, all right,
Yes, shocked things set up?Okay, alrighty, okay, on the

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lightning bolt, ready, rock androll. I'm gonna test it real quick.
The look, the look. Yourdecision. Life is a series of
decisions, all right, Lindy,alrighty. Question number one, if you're
ready, how many pounds are ina ton? There's no way s load

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says is on there. I'm gonnasay five hundred pounds. I don't have
a good answer on that. I'vealways had to look this up. Yeah,

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five hundred pounds. Final answer.You say five hundred pounds are in
a ton? The correct answer,two thousand pounds are in a ton.
Yeah. I knew that. Ican see where you get like because I

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push the button, and I guessif you don't mash it hard enough,
it's not gonna I saw you pushit. Yeah, And so I was
anticipating it because I was dead watchingyour your weird thumb, your crushed thumb.
Yeah. Question two, Man,my heart rate. I had to
go use the band before we camein here because I knew if I got
shocked, it would have been badnews. Skyrocketed. Okay, I have

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to fart too, so it's beenbad diet. So what was America's first
National park? What it looks like? I know, you mean you don't.

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I mean, this feels like thisshould be easy. Roosevelt was a
big, big advocate for national parks. I'm I'm gonna say, I'm gonna
say Yellowstone. I'm not. Myconfidence is pretty low in that. When
he went on his expedition to theWest and he but I feel like he's

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the one in the Dakotas and allthat. Oh, okay, we're like
Mount Rushmore is or whatever I'm gonnasay. I'm gonna say Yellowstone. Final
answer, final answer. What wasAmerica's first and national park? Corbyn says
Yellowstone. The correct answer is Yellowstone. Congratulations. I was thinking the Grand

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Canyon, be honest with you.There's a book I'm forgetting the name of
it, of Roosevelt going to doall that. The excerpts I've read have
been fascinating. What nerd question?Whatever? Hey, it helps Question number
three. Michael Jackson's album Thriller featureda duet with what other legendary artist?

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Okay, that's a fun question.He's done numerous duets. It's not going
to be he's done stuff with Slash. It ain't Slash. That's not a
duet. Okay, that's a guestappearance Eddie van Halen. He's done stuff,
but that was uncredited. Uh huh, doesn't count. I know he's

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done stuff with Diana Ross. Iknow he's done stuff with Paul McCartney.
But the question is the timeline onthose and Paul McCartney. I feel like
that was an earlier that was beforethe Thriller album. Ask the question again,

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please. Michael Jackson's album Thriller featureda duet with what other legendary artist?
Yeah, I feel like the songhe did with Paul McCartney, The
Girl is Mine? No, hmmman, uh, it was dirty dirty

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Diana wasn't because she's an Ah.I'm clodding my brain up. I'm doing
too many ideas. I'll go PaulMcCartney. I feel like that is his
most famous duet of all time.Why wouldn't it be on Thriller? It's
the most famous Michael Jackson album.You said Superstar, I mean Paul McCartney.
I'm going read it again. MichaelJackson's album Thriller featured a duet with

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what other legendary artist? I knowthat they're okay, Paul McCartney. Finally
answer, Finally, answer Paul McCartney. Michael Jackson's album Thriller featured a duet
with what other legendary artist. Yousay, Paul McCartney. The correct answer

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is Paul McCartney on the song ofthe Girl is Mine? Oh all right,
Yeah, I was trying to visualizethe plastic surgery that had occurred,
and I feel because he's done anothersong with Paul McCartney. If I'm not

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mistaken, Yeah, I had noidea to be honest with you. Yeah,
I don't think I've ever heard thissong that you speak of. Oh
yeah, I think you have ifI played it, you go. Okay,
Okay, the video is really weirdbecause they were they dress up his
mimes or something that is weird.Okay, we got to take a break.
What's something most people love that grossesyou out? A case of line
in Google Summer shandy and a bucketof chicken from Waldo's Chicken and Beer.

(01:17:31):
We're gonna give away beer and abucket old chicken coming up, so get
your text to us. What's somethingmost people love that grosses you out?
Bmms and what that is to eighttwo nine four five. If you're listening
to The Big Man Morning Show,this is Tulsa's Morning Show ninety kimolten,

(01:18:08):
Good morning. It's the Big MadMorning shown six o kmo D. Can
five. We've been doing taser timetrivia. The way this works is that
you have to strap something to yourleg or your body, and then you

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have to answer a series of questionsand you have to get them right.
If you don't, we shock you. And uh, it's now Lindsay's turn.
She has been strapped on and shethe shaka. It's right there,
yeah, in front of you.Gave it to you, lady. So
while she's doing that, we wantto know what's something most people love that
grosses you out? A case ofline and Google Summer Shandy and a bucket

(01:18:51):
of chicken from Waldo's Chicken and beer. Bmmss and what that is to eight
two nine four five bmms? Andwhat that is to eight two nine four
or five? Coming up, we'regonna give away another. We've got two
more. Actually we still have togive away of a line of Google Summer
Shandy and a bucket of chicken fromwal those chicken and beer, so get
those text in. What's something mostpeople love that grosses you out? Yeah?

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I feel it? All right,all right, we're ready to give
me question one. Question number one, Lindsey, what is the name of
the skyscraper? And die Hard?What is the name of the skyscraper?
And die Hard? Oh? Indie Hard, that's a great question.

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I wish of all the times mydad used to say, hey, you
want to sit down and watch dieHard with me? Oh? Once was
enough for me. Dad. Sorry, Oh, hope your memory is good.
What is the name of the skyscraperand die Hard? Oh? I

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remember Bruce Willis's name was John andand you know the skyscraper. There's so
many people punching the radio right now. I'm sure. What's the name of
the skyscraper in die Hard? Thethe Drake Building. I'll say that,

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and I know that's wrong. I'mgonna call it the Drake Building. And
it was not a Christmas movie.Okay, the name of the skyscraper and
die Hard was not the Drake Building, and it's not a Christmas movie.
The name of the skyscraper and dieHard is actually Knocoptomy Plaza. Oh you

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did it right away. Yeah,it's called Surprise question number two lendsy Yeah.
I always was gonna say Nagasaki Tower, but obviously that's not correct,
but I knew it was some Japaneseand his last name mca McKellen, mc
McK McDonald's, mchicks, McDougall's,Mick, Mick mcmouseon mc john. What

(01:21:19):
was it, McLean McLean, thisis real. Yes, I knew it
all along, Thanks Dad, Lindsaynumber two you ready, Yeah, you're
you're gonna you're gonna love this one. You're gonna, Lindsey, one ostrich

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egg is equal in volume too roughly? How many chicken eggs? One ostrich
egg is equal in volume too roughly? How many chicken eggs? How many
ostrich eggs have you ever seen inyour life? None? Okay me either?

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Only on TV? That's yeah?Yeah? How many? Excuse me,
lindsay, one ostrich egg is equalin volume too roughly? How many
chicken eggs that didn't specify whether theywere jumbo or whatever. But however many
chicken eggs? I want to say, an entire dozen, an entire dozen,
one dozen chicken eggs. I thinkthat's a great answer. I'll say

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twelve. Okay, the ostrich eggis equal in volume too roughly? How
many chicken eggs? They say here? Two dozen eggs? Oh? I
think I would have guessed a dozen. Yeah, I don't. I knew
it was an insane amount. Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah,

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you don't watch me do it?Yeah, look are in the eyes.
Yeah I almost got dumped there first. Yeah, but you didn't because
you're a professional. Can we gothank you? Three for three? That's
the question, Lindsay, this isa very topical question too. Oh good,

(01:23:06):
an ostrich egg apparently twenty four regularchicken eggs. Word. I almost
want to get one, freaking likedrinch ourselves. Can I crack one over
you? Oh yeah, I We'lljust slime and ooze and cover all over
you. I'm telling you, ifif an event happens where I'm finding ostriches

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and I'm taking their eggs, howmuch protein is in that? Or I
can imagine would you eat it rawlike a Rocky did? You couldn't eat
the omelet? Oh that's a bigass Omelet's a two dozen omelet, dude,
of three egg omelets? Insane?Absolutely, twenty four egg omelet amounts
eight four eggs. I'm good,Yeah, okay, Lindsay, last one,
last one here? How many teamsare in the NBA? How many

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teams are in the NBA? Goodone. I wouldn't have known this one
at all. Oh, how manyteams or in the NBA or the National
Basketball While she's pondering that, there'sa little behind the scenes thing where Brady
hates doing this for us. Buthe's such a good dude. He follows
up with it. But now inthe beginning he was yeah, I felt

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like he was doing really good.Now I feel like he's just he's like,
uh huh. It's how long theykeep asking me? Huh yeah?
How many teams are in the NBA? I want to say thirty two thirty
two? Yes, Okay, Iknow not every state has an NBA team.

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Some have more than one, yeah, exactly, some have more than
one. Let's test you that question. Does Idaho have a team? Does
Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota,South Dakota, Wisconsin, Rhode Island,
Connecticut, West Virginia, Virginia,Alabama? I love Bama College, New

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Mexico. This is the Colleges Associationpriest. Does a college? Yeah?
Yeah, I want to say thirtytwo thirty two is your final answer.
I think that's a good guess.All right. The amount of teams in
the NBA is thirty thirty oh,son of them, that's thirty. Now

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I would have said twenty seven.Yeah, I had no idea. I
would just take a stab in thedark. H da am all right,
we got to take a break beforewe do it. We're gonna give a
tease. Lindsay has some amazing news. She tried to tell me during the
break. I was like that,and I'm not trying to Ryan Seacrest you,
but we're going to Willie Nilly willtalk about it all right. She's

(01:25:54):
very excited. I've had to likestop talking. I am on the edge
of my seat right now. Youwill be what's something most people love that
grosses you out? Be a messand what that is to eight two nine
four five A case a line inGoogle Summer Shandy and a bucket oad chicken
from Waldo's Chicken and Beer. Getyour text to us answering that question.
What's something most people love that grossesyou out? Bmmss and what that is

(01:26:15):
to eight two nine four five.Take a break and we'll be back.
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, A Big Mad Morning Show Tulsa's Rock
Station ninety seven five KMOD, Goodmorning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

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Nine one eight four six OKMOD.You can also text bmms and then
what you want to say to eighttwo nine four five. On Fridays we
do frigging in Friday, we giveaway beer. What's something most people love?
That grosses you out? A caseof line and google summer Shandy and
a bucket oad chicken from Waldo's Chickenand Beer bmmss, and the answer to

(01:27:01):
this question to the phone number eighttwo nine bmmss space and then whatever your
answer is to the phone number eighttwo nine. What's something most people love
that grosses you out? And Rustyis on, Hey, Rusty, how
are you? I'm good, Rusty. What's something that most people love that
grosses you out? Swimming in thelake? Swimming in a lake? I

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can't say I disagree with you.I think swimming in a lake's pretty gross.
What is it for you about swimmingin a lake that's gross? In
fact, all those people in itand are going to bathroom in it,
and then the big boats come andthey dump all their sewage in it,
and then you get the fish andlisten, are snakes? Is just all?
That's just gross? Boats dump sewagein it? Huh? Yeah,

(01:27:50):
I've never seen that happen before.All the boats are darcked up at the
lake. They always dump their sewage, and then people are swimming right next
to it. Oh, are youtalking about like like boats with bathrooms on
them? Yeah, I've never beenon a boat with a bathroom in it,
so, uh, you're not richthat way, he goes, Not,

(01:28:10):
you need to change friends. Man, You've never lived until you've tried
to chunk of deuce rock inside theside, like Rusty. Uh, why
do you feel about public pools?Rusty? No, not really, not
a big fan. I mean I'llgo swimming because it gets hot. But

(01:28:31):
again, people go in their bathroomin them, and you're swimming with a
bunch of people you don't know.I just yeah, Dad put to me
in my kiddie pool by myself.YEA, hang, Rusty, here's get
me to tell you exactly what you'regonna get. No, some people saying

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that lemons are delicious, but theymake me you want a punch a baby.
Here's a case of line and googlesummer shandy and a bucket a bird
from Waldo's Chicken that includes eight piecesof waters fried chicken biscuits tooge on both
sides and more. Act. Hey, you call it hang on the line,
friend, so see you later.Rusty, you didn't like my kiddie

(01:29:11):
pool jug whatever? I mean?If you think about it, Hey,
why don't you come over to myhouse? We've got this spot with water.
Yeah, and we'll get in andthere's a bunch of people we won't
know, and there'll be kids drooling, some might have diarrhea, pain pan
and food and snot running down theirface. And then we'll get to share
the water with them and you mightget some in your mouth. I'm okay

(01:29:32):
with it. As long as they'renot pooping in there, we're good.
I mean, they're definitely farting right. There are particles in the pool.
You can make the argument, atleast with a lake, that there's enough
water for it to dilute out.I'll buy that. A neighborhood pool,
maybe no so much. No,no, no. If I ever get

(01:29:53):
a pool and you would ever comeover to my house, you can bet
your sweet bippy it is gonna bethe cleanest pool ever until you get in,
and then when you leave, I'llhave to decontaminate, drain it all,
fill it back. I have thisweird fascination right now with watching tiktoks
of people that they take pools thatare way far gone and bring them back

(01:30:17):
to life. Yeah. That's amazingand also insanely terrifying the amount of chemicals
they just pour in and we're like, they're per durp. Let me open
my eyes in them or get itin my mouth. Yeah, I'm surprised
it doesn't eat the skin right offof us. But whatever, Right,
it feels good. It's yeah,it's impressive. Let's see what lindsay.
As for balls to the wall sports, those hoping to see robot umpires AKA

(01:30:49):
and automated strike zone in Major LeagueBaseball are gonna have to wait because it
won't be happening until twenty twenty five. MLB Commissioner Rob Manninford comment on the
issue yesterday and says it's a biggerissue than just the ball being registered inside
or outside of the strike zone.Manfred says that after hearing from players,

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a challenge system for calls is moreof a priority for players, and the
art of framing for catchers also needsto be taken into account or risk taking
away the defensive strategy of the position. Other topics touched on by Manfred were
Nike appropriately took ownership of the newuniform Tobacco this year and the poor rollout

(01:31:30):
of them. This meeting was thefirst time MLB owners heard directly from Nike
on the matter. The twenty twentyfive World Baseball Classic will be played in
Houston, Miami, San Juan andTokyo, with the final being held in
South Florida. MLB has been tryingthe World Baseball Classic. I'm not sure,

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okay. MLB has been trying towork on a tackier baseball and has
switched from working with Dow Chemical stickier. Got it. Yes, they've been
working with Dow Chemical and now they'vestopped and they're going back with Rawlings,
who supplied baseballs to the league sincenineteen seventy seven. Manford said that Dow

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cried foul about the move, butin the end they couldn't come up with
a ball that was playable. TheWorld Baseball Classic is the governing body over
Major League Baseball, so it's goingto be in Puerto Rico, it says.
The World Baseball Classic, also referredto as The Classic, as an
international baseball tournament. Got it,sanctioned by the World Baseball Softball Confederation.

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Got it. Now, I'm withyou, a sports global governing body,
and that's your balls to the wallsports. I'm Lindsay in ninety seven to
five K, Good morning, It'sthe Big Man Morning Show. Nine four

(01:33:00):
six. Oh k M O D. I think we're losing the group.
Man. What's something most people lovethat grosses you out? You guys are
I love the answers. You guysare starting to sway off topic a little
bit. Things I can't bring upon the air. What's something most people

(01:33:21):
love that grosses you out? Acase of line and Google summer shandy and
a bucket o chicken from Waldo's Chickenof Beer could be yours. Bmm asking
what that is to eight two ninefour five. We'll get to that coming
up. Good morning, Lindsay,Good morning Corbin, Happy Dirty thirty birthday
two. Caroline Ray not to beconfused with the stand up comedian. Yeah,
not to be confused with her.And also she's very pretty, but

(01:33:45):
in some of her pictures her boobskind of remind me of Steve Bushemi's eyes.
They go in opposite direction. Weirdreference. Yeah, they go in
opposite directions. But she's got areally pretty face. I love when you
give pass compliments like that. She'sreal pretty. But you can see her
and bear the hair. I eI'm about to insult her, grounded or

(01:34:10):
pounded and to hogtie or not she'salso way into computer engineering kimp. Good
morning, well, good morning.We just got our first keyword to rock
the bank for the day. Thekeyword is win w N. You can
plunge that in ato website, therocks kambody dot com. If you don't
get time now, you got eightother chances throughout the day to make it.
Ammon, all right, it's timefor Willy Nilly. This is your

(01:34:32):
chance to own the show. Talkabout anything you want, bring up something.
It's completely up to you. Wejust turned the show over to you
guys. A couple ways to getinvolved. Nine four six o kmod is
the phone number, or you cantext BMMS and whatever it is you want
to talk about to eight two ninefour five. Lindsay is so excited.
At least she was ten minutes fifteenminutes ago. What are you so excited

(01:34:53):
about, Lindsay? Well, Igot an email. That's good news,
all right? Will of Fortune?Yeah, do they want you to play
the game again? Sign back up, It says congratulations. You've been selected
to participate in a virtual contestant audition. It's a ten minute zoom audition with

(01:35:18):
a Wheel of Fortune producer. Besure to bring your smile and energy.
When I can pick the date eithernext Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, or
Friday. What time? It doesn'tsay tell you see you next Tuesday.
It says a zoom link will besent to you by seven pm, So

(01:35:41):
you don't know what time. Soyou could say Tuesday and it may happen
during the show. Well that'd befantastic, thank you, because I'm getting
ready to say please whatever. Youcan do it right there while we're doing
the show. Yeah, could happenthen, yeah, no, you could
do it right when we're doing theshow. I would love that to happen.

(01:36:02):
I'd love for them to be involved. Yeah. It says assuming will
be sent to you by seven pmMountain Standard time the day before from the
staff, so it's an hour.Make sure you check your spam as well.
Ahead, no behind behind, Yeahyeah yeah Pacific Mountain Sentential. Yeah

(01:36:29):
so okay, if so, youwon't find out till the night before.
Yeah. Yeah, what are yougonna do it or what? That's not
an answer? What can I answer? I don't know which day? Which
day should I do? Are yougo tell yes, I'm gonna do it
of course. Okay. Yeah.It just says I'm not eligible. If

(01:36:53):
I know someone who works for theWheel of Fortune, if I've ever appeared
on another game show in the lastyear, will you tell them you have
applied and been accepted before. I'venever been I've never been accepted on the
Wheel of Fortune. You said youhave no that was zam and that was

(01:37:16):
on That was no use. Ithought you said on Wheel of Fortune you've
had been accepted. No COVID camearound. No, that was for beat
Chazam. Yeah, okay, yeah, Willy Nelly. Anything you want to
talk about, bring up something new, go back to something. It's completely
up to you, Okay, MaryBang Kill, Iggy azalea, Iggy Pop

(01:37:42):
or Ignacio Anya Garcia. Who theMexican majer d who invented nachos. Oh
dude, he needs a statue madeat absolutely Can it be soggy soggy statue?
Yeah, because not you get soggy. Good point, you're not eating
up fast enough. Then and andand I thought next mex nachos were a

(01:38:08):
tex Mex thing. I don't know. Okay, so Iggy Azelia, Iggy
Pop, Ignacio Amya Garcia, Yes, you are correct. Ignatio Anya Garcia
was a Mexican matri d who inventedthe popular text mex dish notches at the
Victory Club. How about that?Hmm okay, I'm I have a feeling

(01:38:34):
that Iggy Azalea has got the mostmoney. I'm gonna marry her. You
don't think there's a lot of moneynachas? It's kind aund for a while.
I mean, I think the ultimateway to thank him for his nachos
is to give him a good bang. So we're gonna bang him, and
we're gonna kill off Iggy Pop becauseyou know, he's pretty much dying anyways,

(01:38:58):
or at least looks looks. Iget we're all dying, yes,
but he looks closer to death.So yeah, I'm gonna marry Iggy,
bang Ignacio and kill Iggy. Itcan be pop. Yeah, we're definitely
killing off Biggie Pop. He isa He is a troll looking dude.
Man. But that's a tough onebecause I get to just bang Iggy Azalia

(01:39:24):
one time and that's it. Well, I want to do it more than
once. She got a fat ass, Yes she does. That's what.
Just to curl up next to thatthing and use it as a pillow.
Every night. Alright, fine,Yeah, we're gonna marry Iguzalia and we're
gonna have gay sex with Anio.Yeah. I can't think of a more

(01:39:54):
bizarre rock star, I mean trulyinsane rock star. There might be one
other one than Iggy Pop. Thenumber of stories of chaos around this individual
is mind blowing. Just go downthe rabbit hole. Who is the rock
star who died and would take adumping on stage? And when he died

(01:40:18):
they they partied and did cocaine aroundhim and put it get it at a
gig gets with a g Anyway,maybe he's more, but Iggy Pop is
kra Z. I don't really wantto marry or bang someone who's one hundred
and twenty four years old so anddead. So I'm passing completely and killing

(01:40:44):
again. The Mexican nacho guy whoprobably wasn't him, was probably a dishwasher,
and he just took credit because hewas the mittel d who the song
is is King Conking, So I'mgonna do that. I'm gonna kill him
off again. I'm going to marryIggy Pop. He's got to have more
money than Iggy the other Iggy.He's been around so long musically, and

(01:41:11):
you're you're the heir to his estate, which pretty cool. Gg Allen,
gg Allen, thank you. Yeah, it took me a little while,
but yeah, that guy wasn't abad Oh my gosh. And then of
course I'm banging azalea Iggy Pop seventyseven years old. You think he still
goes as hard as he does orhe did? Yes? Really? Yeah?
Hey, yeah, I have aIggy Pop story. Yeah, I

(01:41:34):
think I've told it on the air. I get in the elevator at Austin
for south By Southwest door opens up. This big black man and this tiny,
old, wrinkly piece of leather getsin and I'm like, oh my
gosh, I think that's Iggy Pop. And he has no shoes on and

(01:41:55):
he's sweating profusely, and I don'tknow what to do. I'm like,
hold on, this is a rockicon, punk rock icon. He's on
the elevator with me, and I'mlike ah, and I just look over.
He's looking right at me, andI'm like hey, and then that's
his Dora Elva Dorbins and him andthe security guy. I believe. Wow,

(01:42:17):
not a great story. Well,you're definitely right on the network,
Yeah, pop's been around forever.It isla not a lot of stuff.
There's only a five million dollar differencethough. Okay, but he asalia.
I can't name a song she sings. I don't need to name a song
she can sing well. But we'retalking about Networth, right, yeah,

(01:42:41):
all right, Willy nilly, thissays used to watch every day on YouTube.
Now we can't find video anywhere.Please help, thanks a lot.
I'm guessing you're asking about us,and you have to go to our YouTube
page. That's where it's at ifyou want to see that. Would you
rather drop an eight pounds steel weighton your bare foot from a height of
four feet or by yourself? Takefour children not related to you, aged

(01:43:08):
three to six on a five hourtrip to the zoo on a Saturday in
June, no stroller or leashes allowed. Oh god? Which would you rather
do? An eight pounds steel weight? I'm not sure why eight pounds steel
weight would make a difference. It'seight pounds, right, Well, I
think if it's like eight pounds offlour, that's not going to hurt as
bad. It's still the same weight. But I think the flower is going

(01:43:29):
to absorb a lot of the energysteal weight, not much AnyWho from a
height to four feet or by yourself? Or what are you doing? What
are you? What are you doingfour feet? Listen? If you're gonna
move around the room and put yourfoot high up in the air, you
gotta tell us what's going on fora measurement four feet right here? Yeah

(01:43:55):
about just huh yeah? Okay?By four feet or by yourself? Take
four children, not related you agedthree to six on a five hour trip
to the zoo on a Saturday inJune. No stroller or leash is allowed.
What's your answer, lindsay, I'mtaking the kids to the zoo.
I don't want a broken foot.I definitely don't. So you I can
handle it. You feel like droppingthat would break your foot? Yeah?

(01:44:18):
Okay, gimb You know, atfirst, I was going to take the
weight. To be honest with you, I was. I was like,
you know what, dealing with kids? No, thank you. But here's
the thing, ain't my kids y'allgo have fun. Here's a bunch of
sugar, have fun. I'll beback here somewhere. So it looks like

(01:44:41):
we're going to the zoo. Yeah, no, we're on there. Doesn't
say they have to come back.That's what I'm that's my take. Right.
It doesn't say I have to beresponsible for them, right. I
don't even have to go to thezoo. I'm just taken them to the
zoo. Yeah, it says,just take them to the zoo. I
don't care how how old they are, how young they are, how long
we're there. Nope, I justhave to take I don't take them home.
Have fun. You mean you meanuber them? Done? Right,

(01:45:06):
Not a problem at all. Okay, if you form your burger in the
shape of a penis before you cookit, is it now a hot dog
when you put it in the bun? Or a burger dog? Good question.

(01:45:28):
No, this is an easy answer. This is absolutely an easy answer.
So the question is what it makesa hot dog a hot dog?
Is it the shape, is itthe ingredients, or is it the bun?
It's how it's made. A hotdog and a sausage are not a
far leap apart. Hamburger and ahot dog are a far leap apart because

(01:45:54):
of the case of Yah. Soif you take ground meat and squish it
into casing, well maybe we havea conversation then, right, But if
you're just rolling your burger, yourbeef into the shape of a dog.
Yeah dog. Yeah. Yeah.It ain't much of it the same much
of a conversation as far as I'mconcerned. So it's still a burger.
It's still a burger. It's stillit's still a burger. Sure. Yeah,

(01:46:17):
it's a thick, flap round burger. But people do that with sticks.
They call them cobs. Yeah yeah, and they put them on,
but you put them between peta breadmm hmm. So what was the first
and most recent concert you guys haveattended? Lindsay, first concert was New

(01:46:38):
Kids on the Block? What year? Oh? Hell, I was in
third or fourth grade, so earlyearly nineties. Four. Okay, did
you see they're going back on tour. Yeah. And the last concert I

(01:47:01):
was at, Oh was it Morganwallin last year? I think? Yeah,
Okay, GIMPI I want to saymy first concert was a Christian concert
guy goes by the name of Carmen. I think it was like fourteen or
something like that, with my uncleand my aunt. The most recent concert,

(01:47:24):
and I'm not going to count BurtKreischer as a concert because that's a
that's show, is what it is. So I'm gonna have to say Paul
Coffin at the Can's ball Room,not that long ago, just a few
months ago, nineteen eighty four,Kiss Animalized Tour. I didn't. I
had to got to leave Missus Guthrielevel is fourth grade class early, that's

(01:47:46):
op Tell Elementary. And we droveto Cedar Rapids, Iowa to see them
perform at the five Season Center withFaster Pussycat or in Queen's Right And we
were standing out line outside in theline, and when the door's opened,
the barrier broke and everybody rushed thedoor. My parents panicked a little bit,
Me and my brother who was inthirteen I think at the time,

(01:48:10):
and I was on December twenty firstof that year, in nineteen eighty four.
That was my first concert, andI don't remember much of the show
except those things that I've mentioned,and that it was really loud, and
then changing the set and rolling upthe carpet from the openers and exposing the
stage which was in the out Animalizedcover. Oh and then my most recent

(01:48:39):
concert would be at Faith luther andChurch and my kids being a recital.
I know that's not really a concert. I'm gonna say Rockahoma but I feel
like there was one before that onelast year. Yeah, maybe Shine Down
Shined Down after Rockaholm or before Rockaholma, it was before I think it was

(01:49:00):
before Rockinghormiyah yeah, or their fiftiethanniversary concert. Yeah. Yeah, I
have gone to so many shows thatI don't need to go to concerts anymore.
They all run together. Yeah,uh, Mary Bank, kill AR
fifteen, creed More or a Kimbernineteen forty five. What's a creed More

(01:49:25):
and Kimber nineteen forty five Kimber nineteeneleven forty five caliber pistol. I think
they got a little mixed up ontheir numbers there. Creed More is a
type of like a cobong rifle,sniper rifle esque. Yeah, it's a
long rifle. Ass. If youask me, you could take some the
bitches down on that one. Yeah. It's really long. Yeah, looks

(01:49:49):
like a snap maybe more of asniper right here? Yeah? Yeah.
Okay, Lindsey, all right,I'll kill the AR fifteen, bang the
creed More, and marry the Kimber. Okay, Kimpy, I have a
Kimber forty five. I'm already marriedto it. Okay, So there's that

(01:50:13):
answer. Pretty simple. I havea Kimber, a kimber that looks like
this. Are this? Are theyall shiny like this? Not all of
them is minus black. I wishit was chrome with some of these wood
grips. Whatever that you see lookvery nice. They they nice. But
yeah, I've got a I've gota Kimber forty five. My dad got
it for me right after my mamadied. And they're really nice handguns,

(01:50:38):
really really nice handguns, very littlerecoil. I'm surprised. So yeah,
married to that one for sure.So I guess I'm gonna go ahead.
I'm gonna kill off the creed More. I like the idea of long rifle,
sniper rifle, getting something from somedistance. But we got to do

(01:50:58):
something here, so I'm gonna goahead and kill that one off. And
I'm gonna I'm gonna bang bank bankbank bank bank, bang bang the ar.
Yeah yeah, yeah, what's theangle here? We're going for pretty
right, We're going for equality,We're going for a functionality. This is
tough. It's tough. I havean AR. I love it. It

(01:51:20):
shoots so awesome, And okay,I'm gonna kill the Kimber. It is
a beautiful gun. Yeah, butI'm a big I think to win any
fight you need distance. That's fair. So I'm gonna go with killing the

(01:51:41):
the Kimber. I will bang thear and then I'll marry the the creed
more because I love the idea oflaying low and waiting for you to walk
into my path. Yeah, thatfeels like the best, the best answer.
Uh, I gonna no nice kiss, slaughter faster Puss cat hot in

(01:52:02):
the Shade Tour. But yeah,I saw that one too. If I
walked up to you and said,give me five, what would y'all give
me? Lindsay a high five allday? Gimb down, low, slit
me some skin man. I wouldprobably keep walking because I wouldn't think you're

(01:52:26):
talking to me, and my earbudswould be in so I'd be quick,
are you talking to me? Allright? We got to take a break.
We want to know what's something mostpeople love that grosses you out.
A case of lining, Google summerShandy, and a bucket of chicken from
Waldo's Chicken and Beer. Take abreak and we'll be back. Telsa's Morning

(01:52:47):
Show continues next Jack the Big BadMorning show on Telsa's rock Stasia ninety seven.
Good morning, It's the Big MadMorning Show. Look how far we've

(01:53:10):
come four hours of giving away beer. We've come to the final one.
What's something most people love that grossesyou out? Case of line and google
summer Shandy and a buccket of chickenfrom Waldos Chicken and beer could be yours
bmms and what that is to eighttwo, nine, four five, And
Michael is on, Hey Michael,how are you not too bad? There
you go, buddy, what's somethingmost people love that grosses you out?

(01:53:33):
Rice? I cannot stand rice.I don't know whether it's the texture or
the taste. I don't care ifit's Spanish rice, white rice. It
just as soon as it goes tomy mouth, I started, Oh yeah,
just want good on somebody. Andis that connected to like a trauma

(01:53:54):
thing as a kid, like youwere forced spoon forced fed rice? Nah?
I don't think, I mean it, just maybe it's just the way
it looks, you know, alittle creepy Crawley's in there. I don't
know, I do not I meanit. And and the thing is I
can feel it, you know,like if it's casserole or something and it

(01:54:14):
goes into my mouth. Nope,it's coming back. It's an interesting thing
you're saying, because until just now, I don't think I realized how not
important rice has been in any meal. Usually you eat in your like you
go like in sushi, you gookay, But I don't go. Man,
I can't get ready wait to getsome of that sushi rice. Or
I can't wait to have rice withmy chicken. Yeah, I don't.

(01:54:36):
I don't eat chinies. I don'teat it, you know, because that's
how almost everything, you know,anything that would normally be rise, I
go with a pasta. So willyou eat cauliflower rice? I'm not gonna
eat a califlower? No disrespect,But you don't sound like a guy that
eats any vegetables, sir, don'tmind potatoes? You don't say right on,

(01:55:05):
gim me tell him exactly what he'sgonna get you. Now, some
people like licking their fingers after eatinga good meal, But ever since that
one night in college, Lendsy hasstopped doing that. Have a case a
line of Gooble summer sandy and abuck of a bird from Waldo's Chicken that
includes eight pieces of Waldo's famous friedchicken, six biscuits too, jumbo sides,

(01:55:25):
sauces, and Coleslaw back to you, gut hang on the line so
you can get your infest in andhave a fantastic weekend. Okay, YouTube
buddy, all right, man,Uh some really great text. Blue cheese
came in cottage cheese. I've hearda lot of people say cottage cheese.
I've recently started blending cottage cheese,like making it and using it like as

(01:55:45):
a topping on things. Yeah,it's really good. H Coleslaw. I
agree with Coleslaw. I saw thatsomebody texted and said Doctor pimple Popper that
a lot of people like watching thatshow and that they find it disgusting.
That show is mind boggling to me. Yeah, I love me too.
On Instagram, Oh, I'll watchher short clip videos. The crazy things

(01:56:11):
people have grow off their skin isso fascinating to me. And the fact
they let it get so big beforethey decide to finally take care of it.
She said, for so long,right, they go so long,
and I get it. They're embarrassed. They're like, I'll just deal with
this thing growing off with the sideof my face. No take care of
it please. Yeah, and herbedside manner is great. Yeah, she's

(01:56:34):
adorable. Like there's all those factorsthat go along with it. Yeah,
that shows that show is fantastic.Somebody said milk they find milk that people
love that grosses you out. Yeah, it's fine. I don't mind milk.
I will not share milk with anybody, though. Why you all look
at me like a crap on thefloor to a lot of people share milk,

(01:56:56):
we like with your significant other.It's like, you know, eating
cereal after them or whatever, orsome people I've seen people do that.
You know, some people won't drinkthe milk out of the bottom of the
cereal. Yeah, at the bottomof the bowl, so like their significant
other won't drink it for them.I think that's disgusting. Yeah. Ice
cream is another one. I don'tshare much ice cream with anybody. Huh.
Also, not surprised with you.You're not a very good share but

(01:57:19):
like so like what about French fries? Lets you French fries or nachos or
I'll share that. Yeah, that'sgood stuff right there, because it's not
like they're like their slime isn't gettingback onto the food. You see what
I'm saying. I could pick upa French fryer two or three straight off
the basket and be like, allright, you know, I could take

(01:57:40):
a Nacha out of the basket andbe like, that's all right. But
you want me to lick your skull, your your scoop, No, I'm
good. You want me to takea drink of your bowl of milk.
I'm not a cat. No,And it just I feel like their slime
is going back in to the milk. But puff pass. You're there all
day, all day, man,get it on top of a bar man,
You're right there, all right.That I'll take a chance with her

(01:58:02):
sharing a bottle of beer. You'llsuck on toes. Yeah yeah, yeah,
but you keep that lectose away fromme. I saw a meme and
I'm gonna say it truth, whichwe did get a couple of those texts.
Yeah, yeah, I had todumb, but I'm sorry, but

(01:58:23):
it was important to illustrate a point. That food and then we all have
some really disgusting things we do sexually. Yeah right, it's the things you'll
make exceptions for, you know whatI mean? Dog kisses came in Oh
not in the mouth, I meanI think that covers the gamut. Well,
if a dog comes up and looksyou on the side of the face's

(01:58:44):
eye, no, but if they'regoing to like lick your lips mouth,
yeah, I don't. Yeah,I'm not a big fan of dog kisses.
This one's really weird. I didn'tknow people love this, okayictures of
vaginas now not I I not likePlayboy. That's not what I'm in.

(01:59:06):
This is not what I'm thinking here. Like someone's got a picture of a
vagina on the wall, and peoplego, may I just love pictures of
vaginas, And as a heterosexual male, I do love vaginas. Yeah,
but I can't say I love picturesof them just to have a framed up
on your wall or whatever now oranywhere. Yeah, not decorating, even

(01:59:28):
porned, even porn. There's nolike straight up right, yeah, flower
not beautiful. I mean, you'renot decorating your house with it. I
mean, if you're Hugh Halfner,Yeah, they're everywhere. Sure. Yeah,

(01:59:48):
uh Oka came in ranch dressing,pychoth American psychopaths. Yeah, I
feel like you're the right one.I feel like you're missing so much.
Uh raw Oysters came in. Okay, Likesno, I I don't think so.

(02:00:08):
Somebody said condiments like mustard and mayoand ranch. Get the hell out
of here. The last one thatjust popped in. Hold on, uh,
turtles, not the chocolate caramel candything, actual turtles. They look
cute, but I know that they'rereally mean and gross, and I don't

(02:00:31):
I mean, people do love turtles. They're like, yeah, turtle,
yeah, and people collect figurines ofturtles. So yeah, they're great until
they bite you. Also, theystink. They do stink. They're the
worst smelling animal ever. Really.Yeah. I had a couple of pet
turtles and I was like, y'allgoing back into the wild nasty. Okay,

(02:00:53):
lindsay, now you can do theone at the top, he said.
Oreos. Who doesn't like oreos?The sky with the yes, I
mean, I get it. No, No, you don't. They all
right? Bananas, Now that's adifferent Oreos are just alright. Yeah,

(02:01:14):
they're just all right for me.And I think it's because I've eaten so
many of them in the past,I don't know, twenty years that I'm
just kind of ugh. On theoreos. I would sit down right,
I'd get ripped, and I wouldeat at least a half a package of
Oreos in one sitting, not sharingyour milk's my milk. It's Oreos,

(02:01:39):
dog dog dunk and I and Idid that for so long. I think
I just it's kind of like whyI can't drink wild turkey anymore, because
I drank so much of it inmy early twenties, right that even in
regular Coca Cola tastes like wild turkey. So I think I just kind of
overloaded myself on them. Huh,easily. Oreo is the superior cookie that

(02:01:59):
you can buy in the store.By leaps and bounds. You can make
an argument that Chips a Hoy isclose, but by far, Oreo is
the best cookie. Okay, sohere here hot take on this. Yeah,
store bought cookies for me, Chipsa Hoy, Oreos, all of
them are not that good. Iwould much rather have Home Babe, of

(02:02:21):
course, right right right, Andthat's kind of where I'm Even even if
it's the Nestley toll House and thetube, or even if you break off
the little square ones, I findthose to be a lot better baked ones.
Yeah, but we're talking store brockcookies. Right, the ones that
have been sitting on the shelf forgod knows yea Oreos by far the most
superior. Yeah, maybe so.Nates cookies are pretty good. Nates Bakery

(02:02:41):
cookies, dude, Yeah, NatesBakery cookies are pretty good. And I'll
take a good molasses cookie from thestore any day of the week and twice
on Sunday. Okay, but you'reright, like a cook at home cookie
way better. Or even if you'regoing to the Walmart and you go to
the bakery section and get the Ithink those are better. Though. What's

(02:03:02):
prepackaged sitting on the show? Idon't know. I just learned about tote
of cookies from McDonald's. Yeah,that's a thing that you can get a
tote of cookies at McDonald's. Okay, and yeah, they usually make them
fresh because they don't carry that manycookies. It's like a dozen cookies.
Apparently I have to check that out. Yeah, okay, Yeah. Lindsay
asked a really interesting question quickly tome about plates. Yeah, do you

(02:03:26):
ever lick your dinner plate? I'mnot six. Yeah, I've never.
I can't recall licking a dinner plate. I'm not saying it's never happened,
but I definitely can't recall it.As an adult, I have not.
That's true. That's a very goodanswer. As an adult, I have
not. There are meals my husbandwill lick his dinner plate. There's only
one meal that I will ever haveever caught myself licking the dinner plate,

(02:03:47):
because I think it's gross. Caughtlike you just all of a sudden you
realized you were licking a plate likeinteresting, doing interesting lack of self control?
Okay, yes, and it isa yeah. Do you find yourself
licking things and then being like,oh what am I doing? But just
with plates of food? Apparently?Huh? Okay, how did I get

(02:04:09):
here? That's usually the next morning? That doesn't count, Gympie, What
was it? Cream chip beef?So o s cream? You can just
say creamy beef. Okay, youlink your plate off to that one?
Huh? Is it the gravy thatdoesn't? So it's just country gravy,
so good, so good? Andmaybe it's because I don't your move your

(02:04:32):
food selection correlates with your movie choices? Whatever? All right? Both great.
You literally are talking about licking asa food item that's named after feces
all right, we got to takea break. We'll be back. More
of The Big Men Morning Show isnext. Good Morning, It's the Big

(02:05:01):
Man Morning Show. Like, holyrabbit hole day, some news just broke
That is so fascinating. Morgan Spurlock, the guy who did the documentary Supersized
Me, has died at fifty threeat the at the age of fifty three
because of cancer. Huh how aboutthat? Yeah, And so that sent

(02:05:23):
me down a rabbit hole because mostpeople might not be aware. Maybe they
don't give him credit. That moviemade supersized the choice supercized to go away,
right. And I didn't know this, but apparently he lied in that
documentary a lot. And that hedidn't tell people he had was the amount

(02:05:48):
of alcohol consumption he was taking inthat messed with the results. And two,
no one's been able to replicate hisresults that he experienced. Oh but
he made a lot of movie moneyoff that movie. He put McDonald's in
a corner. They had to putout ads to refute that the findings.

(02:06:11):
Again, that could not be that. I like documentaries, but also I
can't stand them because they're they're theyThey're just gonna say what they want to
say, right, carried it toone side. So I wonder if this
means that McDonald's is going to bringback the super size you like his him
being a lot, him now beingunlive is what, yeah, was holding
them back. Yeah, we ain'tgot to deal with this asshole anymore.

(02:06:31):
So let's let's supersize a bitch.Yeah, there's a good rabbit hole to
go down about him. There waseven a guy who made a movie,
uh to refute it called fat HeadHuh okay, a documentary to go like
to go against it. Here's whatI know. Calories are calories, and

(02:06:51):
if you want to lose weight,eat less calories. Yeah that's it.
And it gets complicated from there,but essentially just eat less calories. So
you want to go down a funrabbit hole, go down Morgan Spurlock.
And if he was telling the truth, it's a fun little rabbit hole.
So Dad at fifty three, aboutthat? That's four years from me.

(02:07:13):
Life comes at you fast, man. You never know. Don't wait to
be told twice you're dying. Lindsay, what'd you learn today? I learned
we could feed a lot of starvingchildren with just one ostrich egg. And
also I learned Gippy doesn't really carefor oreos, and a little piece inside
of me died. Gimb what youlearned today? I learned early on the

(02:07:35):
show that Lindsay hangs out with goatspeople that eat aluminum boil. And I
also learned that she likes to lickup the greevy I learned tomorrow. I'm
going to be out at the cockstore off fifty first Street in the BA
from noon to two. Come by, get a chance to win a pair
of bows sunglasses hooray. And thenalso, Gimbi likes the black ones.

(02:07:58):
It's Corbin say, make sure thatdishwasher blooded right up, cracking my cycle?
This is Gimpy and Daddy. CanI get a call with the Yeah?

(02:08:18):
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