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to to tell the truth coming up. Had you seen that yet? Gimp
the lineup? No, I'm justnow looking at it for the very first
time, and uh, well,I like it. I like it looks
like Friday Night. Of course,A seven X is gonna be headlining Cold
Chamber, which I'm stoked to seethese guys. I haven't seen these cats
since early two thousands, right,so to have them on the lineups awesome

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and I'm like, all right,cool, that's gonna make for a good
Friday night. And then Saturday nightDisturb, Clutch up, evil dude.
I think, I mean, evenSevenfolds awesome, Hailstorm awesome. I think
Saturday night's the night Data remember Disturb, Skill it all those three bands I

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almost just swore by the way,yeah they do. They are so good
live. And then Clutch one ofmy favorite bands of all time. Yeah,
I think I think all three nightsare awesome, but I think it
is Saturday night is the premiere.They put all their ducks in a row.
Yeah, Saturday night. When youthink about Ironcklaholma wise, Saturday night

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is the night regardless, right,that's one of the most campgrounds, the
best campground parties happen. You know, you got a killer lineup like this,
You know everybody's kind of rested,but you're still some what hungover from
Friday night. I mean Sunday night'sgood too. Lamba God, that Lamba
God's awesome, slipknot masted on Giovanniand the higher guns. Yeah, they're

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all. Yeah, they're they're allfine, every last one. Yes,
pick a day, Pick a day, Pick a day, except for maybe
Thursday. So I found this listof the shortest Hollywood actors, okay,
and uh, I had a littlebone to pick with him. So they
do twenty five and twenty five throughnineteen or all five eight. It's average.

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Yeah, five eight is average.But I didn't know Mark Wahlberg was
five eight. I didn't know RobertDowney Junior was five eight. I could
see that as Mark Wahlberg. He'sstocky Mark Wahlberg is, but Robert Downey
is. I figure was a littlebit taller than that, at least five
five eleven. Same. I mean, I'm five eight, So I thought,

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Mark, you're taller than five eight. You're taller than me. I
am. Give me an Iroboll fiveeight. I'm five eight. H okay,
uh So some of the other onesshouldn't surprise you. Kit Harrington,
who played John Snow Yeah, fiveseven, Jonah Hill five seven, Tom
Cruise five to seven, eyes lying, I think so, hey, check

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check with his doctor, right,right, he's got a foot extenders,
leg extenders. Yeah. Still,still, I think he's not being honest.
He's like, what like four nineor something like. Still. The
funniest thing is Makatie Holmes stood ona box for their wedding photos. Yeah,
right, or he did one ofthe two she's she's five to nine,

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yeah, and he's did the boxgive two inches? You know?
Uh? All right? So yeah, Tom Cruise five to seven. See
uh, trying to name ones weall know. Daniel Radcliffe, okay,
brodo right? Five five? Okay, that doesn't really surprise me. Just
watch Over the Weekend, the firstHangover sparingly off and on King Kim Jong

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five five uh. David Spade fivefive? Really I thought he was shorter
than that. This this says fivefive huh uh the boyfriend from Roseanne and
then went on to do Big BangTheory. Johnny Galecki, Yeah, five

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five he was short. I feellike we all knew he was short,
right, Yeah? Jack Black fivefive? Who really I've stood next to
Jack Black. He feels shorter thanfive five. Really, I think he's
a little bit of figuring. He'slook taller than five five. No,
dude around the five eight Ridge Lane. I had no problem putting my arm

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around him. Really putting two armsaround him is a different story, right,
But over his shoulder for a picture, Okay. It wasn't like stretching
up or I had to get onmy toes. It was I was comfortable.
Yeah. But anyway, Five tofive Elijah Wood, great actor,
five five Michael J. Fox oneto guess five four, okay, yeah,

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I'll say five to five. Thisseems to be where we're at now.
Five three really okay? Five three? Which, Yeah, he's always
seemed small. He's not one ofthose actors alike, you know, like
with John Snow or whatever, Kitwhatever his name is. He always seemed
taller, at least six foot tall. And in the shows it's the costumes,

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you know what it is, theboots. Here's when we knew he
wasn't tall, especially other times wesee him next to the rock and that
is Kevin Hart. Oh yeah,for sure? What five five to two?
Yeah? Small? Yeah? Isthat line marks five foot on the
Yeah, we marked reference. Sojust two inches up. Yeah, that's

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tiny, just aboveve a light switchfor real. On that roast, the
roast of Tom Brady, everyone thathe was standing up next to he looked
like a small child on that stage. There's an in depth interview they did
with him, was it on sixtyminutes? I think it's phenomenal. He's
in He's a fascinating human being.Kevin Hart. Yes. Uh. Also

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on this list was Danny DeVito.That doesn't he's like four eight or four
eleven something like that. Right,Well, he gave two different sizes four
eleven, I'll go with the foureight or five foot four to ten?
Wow. I mean he was myfirst exposure, minus the Wizard of Oz,
guys to like ye little little people, short people people. I wouldn't

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consider him a little person, himor his wife anymore. Oh yeah,
like five years ago he got someof that It's always sunny success and he
was like, what right now he'sdoing? Was a Jimmy John's commercials or
whatever? Mike, Mike, good, good choice? All right, yeah,
right, if I was to endorsethe sandwich should be then. But

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yeah, I don't consider them littlepeople like midgets or whatever. They're just
you know, short. I thinkhe was my first exposure to it,
like even they classified maybe they didn't. And then Peter Dinklice, Oh yeah,
four or five. Yeah, ashe's the shortest Hollywood actor about right,

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shortest Hollywood actor we know, rightright, Tony Cox. You can
google him and uh he he heplayed the elf on a Bad Santa and
he played un time there's a midgetinvolved, he's there, you know what
I mean? So he three six, three foot six, just over a

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yard. Dude, ain't got nothingon vern Troyer. I was going to
say how old or how old?How old he was? He? Yeah?
Two feet eight? Oh my goodness, are you sure about that?
I mean, I'm not counting you. I'm just curious. The Internet don't
lie, gimpy, why would theylie? Right? Seth Green wasn't on
that list either, and Seth Green'sfive to four. Yeah, he's a

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he's a small gang. He isa small guy. Everybody's like, what's
he been in? I don't know, bitch. Family Guy awesome powers,
yeah, but Family Guy is stilla massive That's where his bread and butter
is. Oh yeah yeah. Oncehe got that role, he didn't need
to do anything else. Seth McFarlandrecy did did a sit down with all
the voice people from Family Guys andOne Spot and you've never seen them together

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and they talked about like how theygot their roles and how Mela is the
only one that doesn't do a voiceright that's like her natural her natural voice,
and a people don't know me.Lacunas is the voice of Meg,
the second voice of Meg. Yeah, yeah, she wasn't the original,
no, right, And how SethGreen really has to doctor his voice up

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to do it. And he lookedhorrible like he looked, hey, listen,
age don't escape. Some people,no, they either don't care,
they don't try, they don't,you know, succumb to vanity. And
he's one that's very comfortable with whohe is, I guess. I mean,
he's not really doing anything like onscreen wise where it's like him.

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Why would he have to Exactly howmuch do you think is Seth Green's net
worth is? Now? Keep inmind, he's got he's done some stuff
and he's had some shows, somerepeat movies that have done really well.
Cults. Uh, He's had someTV shows he's been behind the scenes on
that have been big. Yeah.I think the average is around twenty mili

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average. What for net worth inmediocre B listers? I don't think he's
a B lister he's an a lister. I think so because of the lister.
Yeah, you would definitely recognize himif he walked into that. Really
know, I'm going to say he'sgot at least one hundred and eighty seven
mil. I'll go with forty fivemil. Forty million, forty forty million,

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okay, me, Lakunis, whatdo you think her networth is?
Oh? Man, she's out there. I mean she's done a lot of
movies. She's got still got residualscoming in from that seventy show. Then
of course Seth Green was in wasin It was in Austin Powers, huge
cult movie and without a paddle shehad bad mom malib one mad because I

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get him. Seth Green and wasa Jamie Kennedy. I think, Miss
Jamie Kennedy, you ginger actors thatlook very close to Okay, then what
am I thinking of? What's thewhat's the Seth Green movie where he dresses
up like he's some urban kid andhe gets stuck in the bathroom with that
one redheaded girl and oh yeah,yeah, yeah, I can't hardly wait.

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He was in that, okay?Or he played he was like he
he thought he was black. Basicallythey made fun of him for that.
Yes, yes, yes, that'sbecause that's who I think I get that
movie in Malibu's Most Wanted Confused,Malibu's Most Wanted is Jamie Kennedy though,
and then he was in Without aPaddle. Yeah, you guys keep saying
like that, I should know thatmovie, and I have no idea what

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movie out. Man, they goon a treasure hunts like it's Seth Green
and like you know, four ofhis guy friends and they end up having
to you know, cuddle up nextto each other in a cave because it's
raining. I mean, if you'regonna make an argument of the Seth Green
movies, you can't miss, right, First of all, I think we'd
be hard pressed to find five.Oh man, I don't know, can't

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miss Seth Green movies like his bangers, Okay, like when you Are when
he dies? These are the onesyou're gonna put up on the screen that
he was in the Italian Job.Uh yeah, I'll buy that where he
plays the technician nerd guy who hacksin. Yeah, it's a good movie.
I wouldn't say it's a great movie. It's a good movie. Yeah,

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it isn't mission impossible it's a ripoffof Mission Impossible. I don't think
I've ever seen it. Rat Race. Rat Race was a good movie.
Yes, rat I don't. That'sanother early comedy movie. It's got It's
got a lot of big actors,got John love ITTs in it, will
be Goldberg's in it. Uh huh. Lindsay, if you ever again defend

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a movie why it's good by sayingthe phrase it's got mister Bean in it,
will subtract points off of your picka Flip Cooper Gooding juniors also in
it. Yeah, So this isa list, So we put together The
Green's ten best roles. All right? Number ten Dwayne Cody from rat Race,

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Yeah that's fair. Number nine Lylethe Italian Job, okay. Number
eight Mick in the movie Idle Hands. Idle Hands was a good movie.
He's a zombie for those Yeah.Number seven Dan Mott in Without a Paddle.

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I don't know this movie, butDak Shepherd and Matthew Lillardard is all
I need to know. Why notto watch it? Dude? You gotta
watch it. Man, eat youa couple of edibles and enjoy the movie.
That's all I gotta say. Itis not good I have limited my
Dak Shepherd input to zero. IfI see Dak Shepherd, that's more than
i'd like to take a man.Number six Young Joe from the movie Radio

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Days. I don't think I've everseen that. He's a young, young,
young person. Uh, Kenny Fisherand can hardly way. That's the
movie we talked about where he dresseswith goggles on his head. Yes,
Scott Evil. Number four from theAustin Powers trilogy. Okay, so that's
number four. We've mentioned Italian job, we've mentioned up Creek or whatever it

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is. Yeah, six more.Well, when we're at number four,
so that would be three more.Oh I thought it was someone did a
top ten list. We did,but we're counting backwards. How you do
it? Countdown? Number three RobotChicken. That's fair, that's fair.
Yeah, but that was a TVshow, right? Did they make a
movie too? No, it's chickle, a TV show, but still funny.

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It's all fun out. Yeah.Number two Daniel Oz from Buffy the
Vampire Slayer. Really I've never seenan episode nor the movie. Yeah,
but you knew how big it was? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I didn't even know hewas in it. And then number
one best character played by Seth Green. Ever, easily number one is Chris

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Griffiny. Okay, I can't believe, Gimpy, you didn't mention this,
but he was in mars Need's Moms. Yeah, like your favorite movie.
Who is he in it? Lindsay, not sure? Okay, I've never
seen Marsney know what you're reading?Yeah? Yeah, uh, it looks
like so hold on, he's init. Gimpy has said it's one of

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his favorite movies. It's a goodmovie. You have said it's one of
your favorite movies. Yeah, it'sit's all right. Is it like top
ten? I don't know. Butnonetheless, nonetheless, he plays the voice
of Seth Duski, so you don'teven see him, right, So that
though he's in it says here thathe also plays Milo, the main character.

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It says performance capture and as anine year old boy. So that
means he's not nine when this movieis. I don't believe this movie came
out in twenty eleven. He wasn'tnine, No, nor could he betray
a nine year old? Yeah,all right, Seth Green. That is

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he got left off the short listfor being a short actor. Maybe he's
not an A List actor. Imean I would think family Guy being when
you say what do you want,you go family Guy? You go WHOA
Well yeah, but again those areall voice actors, you know what I'm
saying. So I think that mighthave that might be the asterisk in this

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one because he is a voice actorin that one. He's not like he's
a leading role. And that's anotherthing. He's not a leading role on
that show. Kristen Bell, hermost famous work is voice work, yeah
for Frozen, right right right,But she's also the leading role in that
movie. No, she's not.She's not. I know. As Morelda

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who plays the Frozen character. YOkay. I think it's debatable Anna and
Elsa are both the least I'm gonnago ahead hit pause right now. We
are not getting into a frost,but I would say I'm not at home.
I still stick to my same thingwith the A list celebrities. If
you know their name, if youcan, if you say their name and

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you know their face, that makesthem the A List No, because there's
a lot of them out there thatmay have started off as A listers but
haven't done anything and they've fallen down, they've been you know fallen down to
like C or even D level actors, but you still know them. You
recognize them from back in the day, Yasmin Bleeth, Pamela Anderson, Kit
Harrington. Kit Harrington. A lotof people don't know his name, and

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I would argue when Game of Throneswas he'd be an a lister. But
he isn't an a lister anymore.No, no, not at all.
But if you said it his name, I wouldn't know who he was by
his name unless you said, youknow the guy from Game of Thrones?
Oh him, Yeah, okay,Peter Dinklage. On the other hand,
a list I would say, so, but you don't watch Game of Thrones?

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Yeah I did. Then how doyou not know who John Snow and
Kid Herring? I do when yousay John Snow, but I only recognize
him from Game of throw Is itbecause he's not a short person and because
of the oddity of Peter Dinklage iswhy you remember him so easily? You're
like, who is that person?Possibly? But when you hear Peter Dinglidge,
you know exactly who that is.Yeah, because there's one Peter Dinklie.

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Yeah. Absolutely. Where Kid Harringtonlooks a lot, like a lot
of Hollywood actors. Sure, andhas been around a lot longer as well.
What are you talking about? Namea movie he was in before?
Don't look, name a movie PeterDinklidge was in. I'll give you before
and after Lord of the Rings?Was he and Lord of the Rings?

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Or are you just guessing because he'sa short, small person. I'm guessing
Willow. He knew Willow. Maybehe was the guy who Oh god,
that's a good question that movie.Was he a lot big cold following for
the movie Willow right back in theday. Yeah, I've never seen the
new one war We're Davis. Yeah, he was left off that short list

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too, because why because he's notan a lister anymore? It was the
conversation, was an a lister?Yeah, Peter Dinkage and Dinklage not listed
here as in Willow. That's awesome, you shortest. All right, we
gotta take a break. We gottickets to Rockaholma we're gonna give away because
of the holiday week and we'll dobest and Worst of the weekend as well.

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We'll be back more of the BigMen. Morning Show is next ninety
D. Good morning, It's theBig Men Morning Show nine eight four to
six oh KMOD. You can alsotext DMMS and then what you want to

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say to eight two nine four five. These quickies are stories you may have
missed in the news. We coverthem here and put a link on our
Facebook page. If you want moretime for newsquakies, world news, local
news and news that just makes yousay, what the Here's Corbyn Gimbean Lindsay
with what's going on? News quiggiesfrom The Big nin Morning Show in ninety
seven five KMOD family stricken with therare brainworms after eating undercooked bear. Now,

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this happened back in the summer oftwenty twenty two. A family gathered
in South Dakota for a family reunionand that included bear kebabs. They were
eating black bear, one of thefamily members had harvested from northern Saskatchewan,
Canada, and they didn't have ameat thermometer, so they assessed the dunness

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of the dark colored meat by eyeand at first they accidentally served it rare,
but they threw it back on thefire, recooked it and decided to
eat it and the family members.After this reunion, they went back to
their homes in Arizona, Minnesota,and South Dakota, but days later,
family members began to get sick.One of them, a twenty nine year

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old male in Minnesota, sought carefor a mysterious illness marked by fever,
severe muscle pains, swelling around hiseyes, high levels of infection, fighting
white blood cells, and other laboratoryanimalolles anomally say it again, anomalies.

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He sought care four times. Hewas hospitalized twice in a seventeen days span.
They finally found out that the doctorshad learned that he had eaten the
bear meat, and that's when itstarted clicking and making sense. They had
found that he had roundworms and thatit was actually parasites. And these parasites

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can be found worldwide embedded into themuscle fibers of various carnivores and omnivores,
but it's quite rare to find themin humans, unless, of course,
you're eating them undercooked. And thesethis family member, all six of them
that had eaten it, aged fromtwelve to sixty five years old. They

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were all hospitalized, sure, andcame down with this, but the larva
was even in their brains and bodies. Yeah, yes, isn't it funny
how people, certain groups of peopleare like, I wouldn't eat raw I
wouldn't eat fish bait, but thenthey hear raw bear and they're like,

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oh, right, right, right, come on, man, do you
guys know what the proper temperature isfor cooking bear? One hundred and sixty
five at least, I'm gonna say, it's got to be near what steak
is. So steak's like one fortyfive for medium rare, So I'll go
I think Lindsay's picking a good number, but I'll go one sixty. Yeah,

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one sixty is what it says here. I never do. I've never
never cooked a bear before. I'mI'm yeah, we can put this on
the ship of sale board. I'mprobably not gonna eat bear early. Yeah,
I ate it. Once Great Kevinhad a one of his customers had
shot a black bear and gave himsome meat. So it was I think

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twenty twenty or twenty twenty one.We had it and we did it as
Kebab's as well, and he madesure that it was done well done.
It was chewy, but it wasn'tbad. It was it was pretty gamey.
Was mister bean in it? Youcould tell. No, you could
tell that it was definitely wild game. It's like steak if somebody presented some

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maybe, but me getting bear andeating it, I feel like that ship
is sailed. All right, I'msure it's nothing against it. Yeah,
it's just as I'm getting older,I want simple things. I don't want
complicated things. Yeah. I thinkif I have a vacation in Canada it
was on a menu, I'd probablybe like, ah, sure, why
not? Why the hell not winin Canada? I thought you were gonna

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say Alaska, but sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Alaska,
Canada. It's all the same womanarrested for beating a man with the
cinnamon roll. It seems like food. That person's mixtape is so good,
Cinnamon roles mixed up is so good. So this comes out of Florida,
where a gal, she's thirty seven, her name's Anne Marie Luna. She's
staying at this transitional housing facility,and I guess she got an argument with

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one of the guys there, who'snearly fifty by the way, and so
as the guy's walking away, shechunks a cinnamon roll at him, hits
him right in the back of thehead or like in the neck area.
But as the guy, I wasn'thurt injured in any way because dirpe,
it's a cinnamon roll. But thepolice did have to come out any now,
and they arrested her and read herher rights, and she admitted to

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throwing the cinnamon roll at the man. And he, like I said,
he wasn't injured. But he doeswant to press charges. So now she's
looking at misdemeanor battery. Good forher, good for him for pressing charges.
I mean, the whole point ofa transitional living facility is to create
some sort of stable normal existence asyou're moving into a from one part of

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a life to another. Right,I can't get my life together. He
throws cinnamon rolls at me. Yeah, we kind of transition. I'm gonna
leave a horrible review. Right,do you get to choose your transitional living
center? I don't know. I'venever had to be in one, so

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I would like to think that youwould have a choice, But maybe you
don't, because I think therefore peoplethat come out of prison like a halfway
house or something like that. Yeah, I think that's the slang term,
is a halfway house. Okay,maybe maybe so maybe maybe you do,
but I don't know. Do yougo online and look at the reviews or
I don't know? Or do yougo this one's this one doesn't look very

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modern, right, I don't likethe way this is set up. Some
one says they threw pastries. Policelooking for children after a fourteen year old
steel's car. This happens in Memphis, where police were looking for three children
after they reportedly drove away in astolen vehicle. Officer to say fourteen year
old Addie all take the keys Mazetook the vehicle from his mother yesterday morning

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in Memphis. Two other children,twelve year old Jalen and ten year old
Jaala, reportedly got into the caras well and reported kidnapped. All are
reported safe. The vehicle is agray Hyundai. They have just recovered everybody.
Oh so they got the people justnoted the car. Yeah they got
No, they got everything. Ohokay, yeah, it's all good.

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Apparently was an okay driver. Didyou see? Uh? I guess what
had happened at the quake trip here. It was like pineam Peoria. Yeah.
Are these kids just go in andstart ransacking the place? Huh?
Throwing food all over and I've seenit on the Facebook this morning, and
uh yeah, they're in there justdestroying the place. And there's like maybe

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maybe half a dozen or more ofthem in there, throwing food around,
opening it up, bag of chips, dumping them on the floor, running
around acting to damn fool. Meanwhile, you gotta you got one of the
security guards there that's just trying to, you know, keep things secure,
and these kids overran it. Iwas like, eh, damn kids,
Okay. I mean, I wasjust trying to find it real quick because

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I wanted to see it, andit's it's it's not even a news story.
Why is it not. I foundit on the Facebook because somebody posted
like what's going on with Quick Trips? So they posted some videos on there
and I was like, man,what the hell is going on? Yeah?
I just I wrote it quick Tripransacked Tulsa and nothing A story from
twenty twenty shows up and that's it. I'll see if I can't find it

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in this yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to see the video.
That's that's crazy. All these storiesare on our Facebook page, Facebook,
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four five See what Lindsay has.Four Balls to the Wall. Sports Hall

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of Fame basketball star and TV commentatorBill Walton has passed at the age of
seventy one after a long battle withcancer. In the seventies, Walton led
the UCLA Bruins to two national championshipsunder head coach John Wooden. Walton would
go on to win two NBA championshipswith the Portland Trail Blazers in nineteen seventy
seven and the Boston in nineteen eightysix. He played four seasons in Portland

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for with the San Diego Clippers andtwo years in Boston. He was inducted
into the NBA Hall of Fame innineteen ninety three. One of the cool
things about Bill Walton, besides hisbasketball career, which is obviously impressive,
is he wanted to go into broadcasting. Overcame a stutter to be one of,
if not the best NBA color guysever. Right, My favorite line

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he has ever said doing NBA gamesto his play by play guy is you
don't know anything about a glockenspiel,do you, which is very fitting of
Bill Walton. If you know whoBill Walton is, you know who glockenspiel
is. What do you think?Do you think I just brought up with

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glockenspiel? Yeah? Yeah, youguys don't know me very well. Then
it's like a xylophone. Yeah,actually have one in my house. My
dad had one, but I don'tknow how to play it. No idea.
You have a glock and spiel atyour house. Why didn't you lead

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with that? Gotta it's kind ofbroken. Instead of testing me, you
should have led with that. That'swhy do you have a glock and spiel?
Why does your dad have I don'tknow why he had one. You
don't know why your dad had aglockenspiel. And when your dad sadly passes
away, you go, I'll takethe glock and spiel. I had to
take everything because I'm the only child. Though the hell I'm gonna take it

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all. Plus you know I wasa hoarder. I don't want to give
any of you have gotten a lotbetter. Was Yes, do you still
have the glockenspiel somewhere, then youare still a hoarder. Did your dad
play glock and Spiel? I thinkhe tried to learn. He bought a
glockenspiel. Who wants to learn thegloss? Yeah? Yeah, right,

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right right. I think it sitson your lap to play it. I
think it. Yeah, I thinkyou hold it up. I don't know
you listen, you didn't come on. I have to look that one up.
No, hold on, you ownone. It is your responsibility be
a responsible glockenspiel. Hole own hassat in its case since the day I

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owned it. How much do youthink it's worth a glock and Spiel?
I know it's gotta be five hundredbucks minimum. They're not small. Oh,
it's about the size of a violin. What are you sure it's a
glockenspiel? Yeah, how do youknow it's a glock and spiel? I
was told that it's a glock andspiel. I mean you. No one

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thought we have this argument today,by the way, exactly, Oh my
goodness, yeah all right. Thisone costs fifty nine dollars. Another one
costs six hundred, almost almost sevenhundred dollars. Another one almost a yeah,
they're not cheap. Yeah. Thiswas thirty five thousand dollars for a

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shide may or three point five octavekeyboard Glockenspiel with a natral oak finish.
So hear me out. I don'tknow your dad. You've shared not a
lot. I just know very littleabout him. I'm gonna guess your dad
won the glockenspiel in a bet.Possibly. Is that sound like something that's
possible to pass down, passed downlike his dad played the glockenspiel or his

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grandfather. I'll have to call mygrandfather and ask where the glockenspiel came from.
Why did my dad have a glockenspiel? I never have should that's so
fascinating. Yeah, because my dadplayed the piano very very well. Maybe
he just wanted to play something else. Yeah. No, they say the

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piano is the gateway to the glockenspielexactly. Huh. Yeah, And that's
your balls to the wall. Sportslends you in ninety seven five KM,

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Good morning, It's the Big MadMorning Show. Nine four six oh kmod
can also text BMMS and then whatyou want to say to eight two nine
four five Good morning, Lindsay,Good morning Corbyn. It's not too late
to win your tickets to see Cornon Wednesday, October twenty third at the

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Bok Center. Tickets are on saleat livenation dot com, but of course
you can win them for free atthe website that rocks kmod dot com.
Good morning, gimbye, Well,good morning Corbyn. Before rock Lahoma Labor
Day weekend. Prior you say,there's another music festival happening down at Sparrow
Hotcampgrounds in Tahlequah, right off theriver. It's called Rock the River Fest.

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We're gonna have Texas Hippy Coalition outthere, rehab a lot of bands.
It's a whole weekend long thing.You get your tickets at Rocktharriverfest dot
com. That's are a wuk allright. So since it's Tuesday, after
a holiday weeken, we're gonna dobest and worst of the weekend. What's
the best thing that happened this weekendand the worst thing that happened this weekend?

(37:22):
Bmmss? And what that is toeight two nine four five bmmss?
And what that is to eight twonine four five You can call it nine
one eight four six, Oh Kmodlindsay, what's the best and what's the
worst of the weekend. I tookthe kids out to Lake Fort Gibson on
Sunday and we filled the cooler withtwenty catfish. And what was really exciting
is we got a sand bass andwe caught them all on jug lines.

(37:49):
Just set it and forget it.Love that. I love that you've thrown
all this lingo out. Well,it's nice because when you do that,
when you use jug lunes, youcan just go travel and go hang out,
cruise the lake. And we gota huge forty pound flathead catfish and
yeah, yeah, yeah, Igot a picture. I got a picture.

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Okay, well right now, keepgoing there later and uh this bad
boy, nice humungo. And anyway, the sand bass was nice to see
because we haven't made poor Man's lobsterin forever, and I'm looking forward to
doing that because Kevin is like,we need a fish fry. It's been

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way too long and with a twentycatfish, we can definitely feed a lot
of people. And then I guessthe worst the tornadoes that you know,
Oh did you got Texas? Imet a guy at the lake on the
Sunday who his neighborhood in Claremore washit. His entire neighborhood has gone except

(38:58):
for his house. Wow. Spokewith him, and him and his wife
were kind of freaking out because theywere there camping and they didn't know.
And so then they finally got ahold of someone that said your house is
like the only one left standing.Yeah, So they got lucky, but
they didn't leave. They were like, I will stay here, right Their
entire family was there. What canthey do there? So uh and then

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the twenty three people so far deathsof course of Oklahoma, Texas, Arkansas,
multiple states. Yeah, yeah,yeah, so just hearing the news
of yeah, of course, yeah. Best and worst of the weekend?
What's the best thing that happened thisweekend? And the worst thing that happened
this week and BMMS and what thatis? To eight two, nine four

(39:45):
five or you can call it nineone, eight four to six, oh
came out. He gimb what's thebest and what's the worst? Man?
I tell you, the best partof the weekend was a long weekend of
writing. The weather was sid forthat Saturday night Saturday morning, took went
out to Eureka Springs never been right, and that was a nice long trip.

(40:05):
Took the scenic round up through Highwaytwenty you know that way, and
then hit up Eureka Springs. Wentto this little place called the Cat House.
You know, it's a it's ano biker bar there, and uh
you know I I've heard things aboutit. Oh that's where the party.
Let me tell you something, man, what a waste? Whoa. There

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was a lot of bikes there,for sure, but I mean I was
charged like nine dollars for two beers, okay, waited an hour for the
food that ever got. I endedup telling them to cancel the damn order
so we can go across the streetand get something to eat and not have
to wait for damn ever. Butultimately, in the end, I'll give
it another shot when BBB comes around, Bikes Blues and Barbecues comes around,

(40:49):
because apparently it's a little better andmore whatever whatever, I'll give it one
more try. But for the mostpart, was not impressed at all.
But it's just a bar, yeah, bar, and this guy it's got
a restaurant there and stuff like that. You know, Yeah, I was.
I was disappointed in that place.But so far as Eureka itself,
I was like, well, thisis cool. This is really neat.

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I like their architecture and the waythey got you know, their buildings set
up and really narrow one way streetsthat you got to ride your brakes all
the way down. But that's cool. Nonetheless. And then and then yesterday
yesterday, got together with the CombatVets Motorcycle Association and we all rode down

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to Fort Gibson National Cemetery for aflag ceremony, one hundred and sixty seven
bikes in a row with the policeescort all the way from from Wagner down
to Fort Gibson. It was amazing. On his balls, but it was
amazing. So I was the bestpart of the weekend the worst part of

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the week And listen to this.This is stupid, but it literally was
the worst part of the WEEKEND'M prettysolid weekend. So I'm getting ready Saturday
morning, right to go meet upwith some friends and we're gonna go roll
ound to Eureka Springs. Right.I get out of the shower and I'm
getting dressed, and I'm sitting onmy bed and I go to put my
socks on. I'm going put mysocks on. I got my foot up

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here on my knee because that's youknow, I'll put my socks on.
Right, I'm pulling my sock tryingto get it over my foot, and
my hand slips, my little handslips, cracks myself right in the balls,
man, right and the right testingman. And all I could do

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is just say, damn it,then start laughing because I've never I've hit
myself and the balls before, butnot like that, not putting on a
sock. Putting on a sock andit hurt. I was like, oh
that sucked, So yeah, hittingmyself in the balls. What's the worst

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part of the weekend? Best andworst of the weekend? What's the best
thing that happened this weekend? Andthe worst thing that happened this weekend?
BMMS and whatever that is to eighttwo, nine four five, or you
can call it nine one eight foursix o kmod for best and worst of
the weekend. My best and worstare the exact same thing. Best of
the weekend was I bought a paintsprayer. Nice fun like actual air hose

(43:22):
fed gravity fed. Yeah, airlesspaints per okay, so gravity fed okay,
yeah cool, cool, awesome?Yeah, right makes painting a lot,
but Oh my god, cleaning.It sicks, but it's awesome.
Feels like I'm a big believer inthe right tools to do a job.
Worst of the weekend, I painted. Yeah, I hate painting. At

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least you had a spray or you'renot sitting in there with rollers and brushes.
Yeah, slinging paint everywhere. Well. I bought the paint on Saturday
and they were like I needed threecans. They only had two, and
I was like, oh, what'sthe closest one, And They're like,
layer more and I went, okay, great, this was on Saturday,
so that was out. Yeah,and uh so I was like, great,

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I'll just come And I knew they'dbe closed a Memorial Memorial Day,
and so I decide I'll go toTulsa and get one. No, they're
closed on Sunday, so I couldn'teven get one. So I had two.
I couldn't finish. Now today I'vegot to go buy more and finish
painting today. The plan was tobe done on Saturday. Painting sucks.

(44:30):
It sucks an outside job. Iassume outside of the house or no,
why would you assume that I don'tknow out because it's a big job.
Figure. You're doing the outside ofyour house or something. Why is it
a big job because you're using asprayer? No painting inside? Painting sucks,

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Yeah, it does. Whether itis you have mentioned before, you
love it, You enjoy it,using a thing and edging and all.
Gee, spray done awesome. Ihate it though I thought buying the spray
would make it better, but it'snot. No, it still sucks.

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Best and worst of the weekend.Uh. Somebody texted and went to the
river with friends, got laid bya hot mom. Worse of the weekend.
The woman's husband went to jail forfighting. Is that before or after
you nailed his old lady? Yeah? Details, man, What are you
doing banging a married woman? Dude? Maybe it was her ri idea old

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man. Old man's in jail andmama needs some d Best, had a
great weekend, Got to see mykids and get a got a tattoo with
your kids. Worse, got acall this morning my daughter broke down on
her way to work. Being ahero sucks. Having to go to At
least they called you. She calledyou and not some other clown ass.

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Having to deal with that and it'snot raining. Some as highlights right there.
Man, Get to still get involvedin your kid's day and be there
for them, all right, Rockaholmatickets. Everybody wants to get them.
We're gonna give away a pair oftickets. Coming up. The Big Mad
Morning Show returns next Elsa's Morning Shownine KMOD Good morning. It's the Big

(46:31):
Mad Morning Show nine four six OhKMOD can also text bmms and then what
you want to say to eight twonine four five. Let's play a game,
giving away a parent tickets to rockLahoma Disturbed Bene sevenfold, slipping on

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a more labor day weekend, overand prior all the information you need daily
lineup tickets for the link tickes.It's kmod dot com. We're gonna play
Sing Sing current record is well.Lindsey and I are tied with seven You
have three Last week's Winter me lensSo, Corbin and Gimpy at nine one

(47:15):
eight four six Oh kmo D nineone eight four six Oh kmo D call
up. Decide who's gonna be yourclue giver. Who gets the most right
wins those tickets to Rockklahoma nine oneeight four six Oh kmo D, Good
morning. You're on the air.What is your name Mike, Mike,
how are you today? Good Mike. We're having a hard time hearing you,
so if we're on speaker, pleasetake it off. Who do you

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want to give clues? Gimpy orCorbin? Mike? Uh? Great?
Sixty seconds around the clock. Timerstarts after the first clue. Are you
ready, Mike? Yes? Allright, here we go. Uh.
This is the pop singer who sanga song about she's the lady who won,

(48:00):
wore the meat dress and correct.And this is the song about what
you look like playing a certain cardgame. I have no idea. Think
of card games, y speak clearly, think of card games by very good.

(48:27):
Think of another one? How abouttexas? Hold them? That's another
name for yes on your face?Yeah you go? All right. This
song is about a woman's breast andhow she bounces up and down, and
it collects individuals to a certain areaof the school yard. Comes in strawberry,

(48:58):
chocolate, vanilla up. Okay,there you go. Excellent job.
Good god too is what we got. Mike. Might be good enough for
the wind, so hang on theline. Okay, all right, good
morning, you're on the air.What is your name? Brad? Brad?

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You and Gimpie got a beat too. Are you ready? Friend?
Here we go? All right,Brad, Uh this is an eighties rap
group Doctor Dre ice Cube Easy YellowBoy mc w rent. You know what
I'm talking about? Okay, apparentlynot. So that has the title of

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the song in the first lyric andit says crazy mother love a name ice
Cube back be called Blank's with attitude. This is the town that they lived
in in La Man. What's oppositeof a curvy line? There you go,

(50:10):
there you go? All right.This is the theme song for Burger
King. I think it was aboy go ahead. I already said boy
for Backstreet Boys. Uh. Thisis Sharon's husband, the Prince of Darkness,
and this is about a thing thatgoes choo chew and you're insane.

(50:31):
Uh, no time. Oh man, I'm so sorry, Brad. You
didn't win, brother, all right, brother, see you later. Thanks
for playing, Mike. I amsurprised, but congratulations you got the win.
Man. You're getting those tickets toOklahoma. Excellent job from job done,

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all right, Lindsay. Okay,here's the one where he stopped.
Yeah, Prince of Darkness, Sharon'swife. This is about alcohol. If
I'm not mistaken very well, couldbe this when you are not saying,
but you are and uh the railroadcarries what type of uh transportation? Very

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good, crazy train for Azzie.Yeah, all right the record. Now,
well that moves you to four,but keeps me and Linday time with
seven. All right, we'll takea break and we'll be back, says
Morning Show, the Big Bed MorningShow. Good morning, it's the big

(52:06):
mad Morning shown four six oh kmotcan also text BMMS and then what you
want to say to eight two nine, four five coming up, we do
our final salute to our troops andwe'll talk to Robert coming up. But
right now we got to see whatGimpi has in his four x four or

(52:29):
maybe he even It is here thatthe UN Security Council is to meet over
deadly Israeli strikes. In the weekend, strike hit a camp housing those displaced
due to the fighting in the region. Reports are that more than forty people
were killed. Israeli officials say thetarget was a chremace compound and that two

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of the militant group's senior officials werekilled. Prime Minister Benjamin and Yahoo described
the loss of civilian lives in theairstrike as a tragic mishap. It says
here the WHO chief confident pandemic treatydeal can be reached. The head of

(53:13):
the World Health Organization says that he'sconfident a deal can be reached on a
so called pandemic treaty. WHO membersstate that have been negotiating for more than
two years to create new rules forresponding to pandemics. Last week, they
failed to come to an agreement ona drafted deal. In other news,

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Musk's AI firm raises more money.Congratulations. Elon Musk has raised another six
billion dollars in funding for his artificialintelligence company XAI, putting its valuation at
twenty four billion dollars. The newmoney came from came in from Silicon Valley
venture capitalist and a Saudi prince.I must said yesterday that there would be

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more to announce in the coming weeks. The company says that the money will
be used to take products to marketand increase the pace of research and developments.
It's the city. Not that thismatters to any of us, but
it is the largest a series abround of funding ever. Wow. Okay,
that's insane for a guy who theysay is losing money at x Right,

(54:24):
they still want to give it tohim, and Tesla's still like having
issues, right, yeah, takeit, take it. I think he's
the wrong person to get in theAI business. But what do I mean
why because she's a little weird.I mean all creative people are weird.
Very true, He's just a littlemore out there so than others. Yeah,

(54:45):
he's probably gone. It's going tobe his XAI that destroys the world.
Mark my word. The guy whohad the chip put in his head
is so fascinating to me. AndI don't know why. If you watch
the documentary about the guy who madethis throat thing and how secretive it was,
this feels like that that he's soYeah, we get to talk to

(55:07):
the guy, but we don't knowfor sure if he had it. We
haven't seen the surgery, right,we haven't talked to the doctors, right,
the ones who did it. Yeah, they're just showing him as he
can, you know, play musicand operate computer all with using his brain,
which is impressive. It's insane,yeah, yeah, but still the
beginning of the end. Hey.Lastly, here, financial literacy courses will

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be required in Oklahoma high school's HouseBill twenty one eighth, signed by Goodness
JiTT, will require financial literacy coursesto be taught in Oklahoma high schools.
The course will require students to takeas sophomores, juniors, and seniors.
The financial literacy requirement will go intoeffect July first of next year. And

(55:52):
it's just teaching you stuff like howcredit works and balancing a household and stuff
like that. That's good. Yeah, I what, it's a requirement.
Now you have to do it.What I also teach you how to play
the stock market. Maybe that Idon't know. That's not financial literacy.
That's that's gambling. That's legalized gamblingessentially. Yeah. But I'm I'm just

(56:15):
shocked it took till now, rightright, Like there were This isn't even
the first thing of their agenda.Uh, They're like, yeah, maybe
these kids should know how to managethemselves and their money after high school.
I mean, I'm all for it. It's just I can't believe it.
I thought it already was a thing, right, No, No, nope,
wasn't nothing. I don't okay.The Boston Celtics are heading back to

(56:49):
the NBA Finals. The Celtics defeatedthe Indiana Pacers and one oh five to
one O two in Game four ofthe Eastern Conference Finals in Indie, Jalen
Brown and Jason Tatum combined for fiftyfive points to help Boston complete the sweep
and lock up a spot in thefinals for the second time in the last
three years. The Western Conference Finalscontinue tonight, with Anthony Edwards and the

(57:12):
Timberwolves set to visit Luka Doncik andthe Mavericks in Game four in Dallas at
seven thirty. The game airs onTNT, and the Mavericks lead the series
three to zero. The Celtics lookedstupid, I mean so good. Yeah,
embarrassed the Pacers that shouldn't be ashutout at that stage, and they
swept them. Yeah. There's onlybeen four times where teams have managed to

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force a Game seven after being downthree to nothing in a playoff series.
Back last year in the Eastern ConferenceFinals, the Heat over the Celtics four
to three. In two thousand andthree in the Western Conference first round,
the Mavericks over the Trail Blazers,and in nineteen ninety four the Western Conference
Semifinals, the Utah Jazz over theNugget and before that it was nineteen fifty

(58:02):
one in the NBA Finals with theRoyals over the Knicks. Kicker Brandon McManus
and the Jacksonville Jaguars are being suedby two women that claim McManus sexually assaulted
them during a team flight. Thestory is so crazy. The unidentified women
filed the lawsuit in Jacksonville on Fridayand accused the kicker of rubbing himself against

(58:28):
them and grinding on them during theflight. They also alleged that the Jaguars
failed to supervise McManus and did notcreate a safe environment for staff that was
serving the team. They're suing forone million dollars and demanded a jury trial.
McManus signed a one year deal withthe Washington Commanders earlier this year.
So the story that I read wasthat he was like throwing hundreds at the

(58:53):
flight attendants to get them to danceprovocatively and drink on this flight back or
there or something. Was he drunkat the time unclear, unclear, but
that the women say that at onepoint he was that one of the other

(59:14):
players was like like apologetic looking onthe face that they had to and didn't
intervene, like they knew it waswrong, although they should have jumped him,
and like, hey, bro,you can't be doing sit down,
you're embarrassing everyone. Sure, sure, he apparently he's just signed with the
commanders, so he's not even withthe Jaguars, I guess anymore. Get

(59:37):
him out of here. But shehad to deal with him then, and
now we have to still deal withthem. He's not even part of our
team. Sure, I mean,you're still responsible when you work there.
He was not like the highest paidkicker, and he's out rolling hundreds on
flight attendants by the way, right, kickers need more recognition and listen,
flight attendants, good on you.They're hardly tens. M m. Maybe

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these two were. I'll give youmaybe one. I mean, it's a
long trip to London. He hadto find something to entertain himself. Take
a nap, bro real, puton your earbuds. No way, make
your rain dance for me. Bitches. Hundreds all right, and then you

(01:00:24):
say he was rubbish, schlog onthem too and against them. We're okay.
So we're taking a flight to wherever, the three of us, and
you see Gimbi or I grinding ourgenitals on a flight attendant and giving hundreds

(01:00:45):
you do what are they enjoying it? Are they like, oh, taking
the money? And like how doyou decipher that the smiles on their face?
Yeah, exactly, because some andwomen in general will hide it just
to make it not uncomfortable. Thisis great, Yeah, sit down,

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Yeah, if they're clearly uncomfortable,well, either way, I'm probably gonna
look at you guys go what areyou doing? Stop it? So we're
gonna go what are you doing?Okay? Yeah, But because because I
can it's pretty passive. I cansee the two of you on what shut
up? Like we're here to havea good time or something like you think
it's not out of our league?That's so crazy, Like like how am

(01:01:30):
I gonna stop you two? Right? Especially if me and him are both
at it, you know, likeury separately. Right right, I'm I'm
going, I'm going, what doyou doing? Sit down? Right?
Of course you're gonna get us introuble. Sit down? Yeah, I

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am your dreams me Yeah exactly,that's your Balls of the Wall sports.
I'm Lindsay and seventy five km oD. Good morning, It's the Big

(01:02:14):
Mad Morning Show nine eight four sixoh KMOD can also text BMMS and then
what you want to say to eighttwo nine four five join us on the
line. Oh sorry, good morningLindsay. Well, good morning Corbyn.
We've got tickets at the website atrocks Kmody dot com for WWE SmackDown,

(01:02:35):
Green Day, Bill Mahr just toname a few. Go there and sign
up to win kmoda dot com.Good morning, Gibbie, Well, good
morning Corbyn. Rocklahoma is gonna behere soon Liberty Weekend prior to USA.
Get your full line up. Getyour link for tickets to the website at
rocks Lahoma kymod dot com. Allright, now it's time for our final
salute to our troops as we're gonnatalk with Robert. Hey, Rob,

(01:03:00):
how are you pretty good? Thatthought to you good? Robert is a
former Navy vet twenty six years Whydid you join the Navy? Well,
I graduated high school out in westernOklahoma and there was only oil filled and
drugs to do out there, soI had to get out of there.
And a friend of mine had joinedthe Navy, and recruiters seemed pretty cool

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and had some good stories, soI bought into it. And so when
you joined the Navy, what didyou want to do. And what did
you end up doing as far aswhat I wanted to do in the navy
or what A do with No,in the Navy, I just wanted to
do. I'm a mechanical type person, so I wanted to fix something,

(01:03:45):
and I wound up working on missiles, weapons systems, radar systems. And
it says here, now you're anengineer analyst in the aerospace industry. What
does that mean? Basically, Idig through the data find uh the data
so the engineers can actually make theirdecisions on problems solutions and uh. And

(01:04:09):
is that what you want? Papercrunching and that is that what you planned
on doing when you got out ofthe Navy. No, it isn't.
But like I said, it's atechnical field. So I still get my
enjoyment out of that and it payspretty good, so I'm good with it.
What tell me about the day yougot your orders on the ship you
were going to be on, whichwon my first ship? Yeah? Oh,

(01:04:35):
well, you know, it's oneof those things that you're going through
school and they tell you that there'sonly so many jobs available. Usually you
go on to another school, butat the time they didn't have enough schools
for everybody in my class. Soyou know, we were all worried we're
going to get these really garbage orders. So you know, they came through
and they're like, hey, wegot this ship out of Jacksonville, Florida.

(01:04:57):
You want that? And I waslike, I don't go to the
They got a beach. I'm goodwith that. And find out it was
still the same thing, just adifferent venue. Right, Yep, pretty
much, it's all the same nomatter where you're at. Just you got
water and hopefully you get someplace withmore sun than the rest of them.
It says here, you've been toover thirty countries. Tell me your favorite,

(01:05:21):
and tell me your least favorite favoritecountry. I have a couple,
but for different reasons. Like Durban, South Africa was really nice, the
people there really friendly. The dollarwas the value to their money was very

(01:05:42):
good, so what little we gotpaid went a long ways, and like
I said, it was a prettygood time the city. We were the
first warship to pull in there andfreaking like forty or fifty years. So
they rolled out the red carpet.They had vans that had armed escorts that
got us into all these different clubsand you know, straight to the front
of the line. It was justyou know, they treated it as really

(01:06:04):
nice and it was really good atadventure there and that's that's no easy trip.
So I'm guessing you got your showback. Oh yeah, yep,
I got my shell back. Igot my show back before that, though.
I got it on my first shipand we went down to do counter
drug ops. We had to crossdown. We went over from the Atlantic

(01:06:26):
Ocean to the Pacific Ocean through thePanama Canal, and then we went ahead
and dropped down and did our shellbackinitiation there. Yeah. I would imagine
going through the canals a little biteasier than the southern horne of South America.
Yeah, it's a little rough downthere. Yes. And you said
you did counter drug ops in Columbia. What's that? What was that like

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off the coast. Well, I'vedone it in the Caribbean and over done
it in the Pacific Ocean South Pacific. Basically, you're out on patrol.
You're looking for anything that looks likeit could be a smuggler, you know,
somebody running the coastline, no runninglights, no larger ships. If
they don't have their identification systems onyou know, something tips you off that

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they're not quite right, so youdo a query on them, find out
what they're doing. If they answer. If they don't answer, chances are
they're running from something. So youtrack them down and you board them and
with the permission, you know,you have to go through all these hoops
and meet all these checks in theboxes before you get to board them.
But then you go on board andyou do a search. Sometimes you do

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just a visual search, sometimes youdo a destructive search, depending on you
know, some of the situation thathappens there. What's the biggest bust or
seas you've been a part of.We took in I want to say,
right around nine pounds of cocaine.Damn, that was in the Caribbean.

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So you guys, do you putit up on your ship or does it
stay on that ship and then youjust pull that ship in. No,
we take it onto our ship andwe stored in a secure location underguard.
And then sometimes depending on the othership, sometimes it's sunk as a hazard
of navigation. Sometimes it's left afloatfor coastguard, or if it's here another

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country, their coastguard will come outand seize it. So but but you
guys get the drugs, We takethe drugs, we bring them to port,
turn them over to DA and theydo what they do with them.
Yeah, I'm glad I was listeningto that because at first it sounded like
you took the drugs and sunk them. And I don't know if we need
to you know, coked up sharksor anything like that. Uh, but

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sometimes the runners will throw the stuffoverboard, so you have to try and
sweep scoop it out of the water. Right. What was the scariest moment
you ever had at sea? Atc We had a intense boarding one time
that was going sideways and our wayof getting off the ship was not there

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anymore. So we were stuck aboat with a bunch of people that didn't
want us there. So they gotreally intense. Weapons were drawn, lines
were drawn, and it was astand off until our ride got back.
And so you there was a concernthat somebody was gonna fire. I was
concerned that they were picking up weaponsand closing in on us because they did

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not feel that they needed to bedetained any longer. Wow, how long
did that last? Right around?The whole boarding probably lasted five hours.
The intense part of it probably lastedabout an hour. Wow wow uh.
It says here that ask about thebooze smuggling in Iran, were you a

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part of it or were you uhintercepting it? We were intercepting it.
When you go out patroling, youlook for smugglers, when you're in the
golf, you're looking for people toviolate the UN sanctions against countries that are
sanctioned, and if you find them, you report all your data on them.
Well, this one in particular hadcaught fire and they put out a
may day call, so we jumpingour red boat go over there and we're

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trying to do a rescue. Weweren't actually doing the boarding on them.
We got to do the rescue,but they want us to take all their
booze because it's all high and stuff, you know, Johnny Walker Blue,
you know, just just to nameone of them. But they wanted us
to take all the booze so itdidn't sync with the ship, and we
told them no, we couldn't.So then they're like, no, we
don't need a ride, we don'tneed your help. And then this Iranian

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warship came into the area and wewere starting to leave, and they panicked
because you know, it's a hardcoreMuslim faith country where penalties for smuggling alcohol
could range life from prison death,you know, so they start, you
know, screaming at us to comeback and save them. So we wound
up going back and getting them andlet the boat burn, and then we

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waited for local country that the StateDepartment negotiated was to take them to come
and get them, and we droppedthem off with them and let the booze
burn. What's the most fun you'vehad during your twenty six years in the
navy? Oh yeah, there's tonsof it. We you know, this

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was you know, twenty six yearsis a long time ago, so a
lot more behavior was not necessarily acceptable, but not as frowned upon as it
is now. So there was alot of hard partying in these countries that
we went to. You know,you're underway for sometimes, you know,
sixty ninety days straight and one hundreddays straight, and you pull in and
you just got to blow off steam. So you know, it's it's a

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lot of partying a little bit oftourism and it's good times. Don't miss
all the paperwork and regulations, rules, and all that, But I do
miss the people. What it sayshere to ask about the tricks the ladies
of Thailand can do. Well.Have you ever heard of the term adult

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Disneyland? Yes? Okay? Haveyou ever seen a girl play darts with
incredible accuracy? Incredible accuracy? Iknow I have not seen it, but
I have heard Papa balloons from youknow, twenty five thirty feet away with

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their vagina. That's impressive with adart, with a dart? How much
did that cost you? It's justgoing on in some of these bars.
It's they're just shows that go on. You know, every thirty or forty
minutes, somebody will come out witha new trick, and you know,

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they show the trick and you know, people throw tips and it's just crazy.
There's all sorts of them, youknow. The there's darts, there's
blowing out candles, there's shooting bananachunks to people. There's yeah, I've
seen three different colored pong balls goin. Somebody tell you to pick a

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color, pick a color. That'sthe color. Okay, yeah, all
right, yeah, yeah, yeahyeah yeah. Details getting a little too
vivid, Yeah, there, itgets crazy. Was there ever a trick?
You saw that made you gasp indisgust or be terrified. No,
not really. Twenty six years yousee a lot. So what made you

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end being twenty six years of acruiting Navy career? I hit what's called
higher tenure where I did not makethe final pay grade I could have and
the you know, allotted amount oftime, so I was requested to go
home. How'd that sit with you? Would I would have stayed for thirty
But like I said, they havetheir expartments. At the time they were

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they had sufficient people. They werestarting to downsize a little bit because we
were pulling out of some areas anddidn't require as much as many people,
So they were enforcing their your tenyears, which they're not right now.
I guess I think I read somewhere, But yeah, I would have stayed
for the full thirty I would imaginewhy you were on those boats for that

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time. You'd developed some really greatfriendships with people. Do you still keep
in touch with all of them?Some of them, I do, some
of them I don't. I mean, the military friendship is a strange thing.
It's one of those where you couldsee somebody and then not see them
for another fifteen years and then pickright back up where you were, you
know, do a quick catchup andyeah, everything's still good the way it

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was. What was it? Whatwas it like? Go ahead, go
ahead? I was just saying someof the people I still keep in contact
with. Others I haven't, butI know a lot of them. If
I reached out to them today thatyou know, it's still be good friendship,
but just haven't made the time totalk with him. Right. What

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was it like when you got home? So you're done, not really done
when you wanted to, but youcome home. What was that like for
you trying to come back to acivilian lifestyle. It's crazy because you know
when I first I started back inimmediately after I retired from the Navy.
I you know, I up untilthe last day I was Navy, and

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then five days later I was workingat my new job. And everything in
the military is fast paced usually,and this is not. There's a there's
a lot of corporate paperwork and stuffthat you got to work through to get
stuff done that didn't have to happen. So that took a lot of getting

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used to, you know, longerextended deadlines, stuff like that that you
know, I wasn't able to havewhen I was active duty, so it
was really hard getting used to that. And also, you know sailors,
you know, cursed like a sailor. It's hard to get over that.
So watching my mouth is the biggestproblem. Would you say, I'll make

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this statement, You tell me ifthat's it's true or not true. You've
had an easier time getting accustomed tocivilian life than maybe other vets. I
would say fifty to fifty. Iwould say it's a true and false because
I see a lot of people online, you know, social media that have

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problems adjusting, and then I seea lot of them the transition smoothly and
don't have any issue with it whatsoever. Yeah, but I'm talking about you
specifically me. I think I wouldsay I I would say truth. Why
do you think that is? It'sjust, you know, I was a

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sailor longer than I was an adult. I mean my entire adult life,
I was a sailor. And thengoing from something that I had been doing
from the time I was eighteen toyou know, twenty six years later,
it's hard to break. You know. The best thing I saw on was
in the Shawshank redemption where he wastalking about being institutionalized. You get used

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to a certain process and procedure andthen one day it's gone, and that
makes it makes it a trick toadjust. What do you think most vets
would say is the reason the thingthat they are most appreciative for being in
the in the military. And Iunderstand that, you know, you die

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your experience with your own color,so it's not fair for you to really
speak on behalf of all vets.But for people that aren't, what would
you say is the thing that mostpeople appreciate or take away from being serving
our country? Well, for onething, they appreciate the people that they
come in contact with, because majorityof them are like minded and you know,

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mission oriented and focused on what's goingon at the time. I think
that would probably be the biggest thingthat, in my opinion, that people
would appreciate most out of the militarythat in providing them discipline. It seems
like discipline is a hard thing forpeople to learn, and the military really

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drives that into you. It says, you have two children, one of
them's sixteen, do you want himto join the military or if he did,
what would your feelings be? Iwant him to do what he feels
he needs to do. That's Iwould support him no matter what he does.

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I think the military is a goodplace to learn discipline, but I
think there's other places out there.It was good for me, but maybe
not necessarily a good fit for him. But you know, I would support
no matter what. I think hewould be successful at it, but I
think he can do better. Righton, Robert, I've enjoyed talking to
you. Do you have anything thatyou would like to share or say,

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or ad or anything like that.No, I'm pretty pretty good with us
what we've talked about. Right on, man, Well, I sure appreciate
you taking the time, man,And and you know, it's been really
interesting in hearing about all the tricksthat ladies do in certain countries. And
I appreciate you taking the time,sir. All right, you have a

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good day, all rightuddy, seeyou later. It's Robert final Salute to
our troops is going to get acase shiner back and dinner for two at
Mondo's in the heart of brooks Side. So thanks for him and for all
the people that we recognize during Saluteto our Troops, And a big thanks
to Shinerbach and of course Mondo's inthe heart of Brookside. So take a
break and we'll be back. Tellus this morning show, the Big Man

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Boarding Show. The assault continues thenext study seventy five. Good morning,
It's the Big Mad Morning Show.Six KMOD. So a survey has been

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done of the top things annoying Americansright now. Spoiler, I'm not on
the list. So what do youthink is on the list? Lindsay inflation,
gas prices. Inflation is not onhere. Gas prices are not on

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here, Gimby. I was justgoing to say the economy in general.
I'm looking for more specific things,but the economy is not on here.
Go ahead, lindsay. Food prices. Grocery prices were number one, forty
seven percent of people. Or that'sthe most annoying thing in for Americans right
now, Okay, gimby. Politicsnumber two. I'm not annoyed by grocery

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prices. I feel like they're alwaysannoying. I'm always annoyed with how much
I'm paying for groceries, so itjust feels like an easy out to complain
about it. Politicians kind of thesame way. It's just an easy thing
to come They're always annoying, right, Yeah, they are always annoying,

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but maybe just of I mean,we've got so much going on right now,
Like you got Trump in court forone thing, and then right now
they're in the middle of There's alwayssomething, even if there's not an election,
there's always something to complain about apolitician. That's true. What about
gas prices? Yeah, she saidthat gas prices aren't on here, Lindsey,

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Uh. Rent mortgage like mortgage andmortgage rates. Rent is not on
here? Wow? Number ten?TV volume being too loud? What then
turn it down? You know thatothers are listening to it too loud.
If you're in control of the volume, you might not be. You might

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not be. You might be goingto someone's house and you might not be
in control of the volume. Stop. I mean in my house, I
complain the volume is always too lowand I can't hear it. I just
am like, instead of saying turnit up, I just say put on
subtitles. How people don't watch TVwith subtitles on? I don't understand.

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I don't want to read while I'mwatching TV either, not that hard.
And you're watching the bottom of thescreen not paying attention. What's going on.
I find I look at it onlywhen there's like one character who has
maybe a tougher dialect or a quietscene. That's I watch it most of
the time. But I'm like,what are they saying? Okay? Number

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nine music you don't like, then, oh, don't listen. It's something
you are in control. Yes,but people can plain like about Taylor Swift
right. Hipping culture came in atnumber eight, which I'm shocked by.
Whoa, I think it should behot. I thought it would be like

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one or two. That's what I'mtalking about. Yeah. Wow. Number
seven Social media trends. Okay,I could see that. I can see
that. You mean, like,you know, tide pods and stuff like
I don't know that or whatever TikTokdances are going on or stupid stuff like

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that. It sometimes it just getsflooded, okay. Number six customer service
on the top twenty things annoying Americanslately. You mean the lack thereof I
feel like we've been again. Thisis another one. We have the conversation
a lot on so I don't knowwhat it shouldn't be a new thing.
What about spam phone calls that shouldbe on there? That should be number
one again. As you've illustrated,don't answer your phone if you don't know

(01:23:48):
it. So I don't know whatyou mean by spam phone calls. It
happens all the time, and yesI'm ignoring them all, but golly,
it's all the time. Number fiveI've heard at least twice from Lindsay this
morning, and that is weather.Okay, right hot or you know,

(01:24:08):
too wet whatever. Linday and Iwent through an exercise this morning talking about
the rain because it's supposed to rainin the next like two inches in the
next seven days, of which Lindsay'sresponse was discussed, which feels fair.
And the amount of rain we've gottenin the last five days. If you
had to guess how much it was, what do you think can be got

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a good ten inches? You knowthat's not the answer. Yeah, it
was less than an inch. Itwas barely anything. But because of the
weather, we feel like we've gottenso much. Now I understand in our
listening area maybe there's some people that'sgot more than that, but in the
Tulsa that's what it was. Sothat was number five was weather. Number
four crowds on the top twenty thingsannoying Americans lately. Okay, I hear

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a lot of people bitching complaining aboutcrowds. I don't know what to tell
you. There's crowds everywhere you go. I got to deal with It's part
of being in a country with peopleright right, exactly again, you're in
control of that. Yeah, youcan move out to the country. Can't
believe all these people are at thisfestival. This super easy. And then
number three on this was people's drivinghabits. Okay, that doesn't surprise me

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at all whatsoever. Every town,every state has the worst drivers. Some
of the other ones on this listticket prices. I'm surprised that's not higher
up products locked behind plastic on theshelves. Well, I mean they got
to protect their investments. Somehow,people just keep stealing stuff. I mean,
come on, no, that's true. I'm fine with that as long

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as you have people available and readyto unlock it. Because I went to
buy a paint sprayer on Saturday,and I stood there for five minutes and
waited for an employee to get offof his phone. Now, you could
have been doing work. I haveno idea what he was doing. Maybe
it was an emergency. I finallyleft after five minutes because I'm not paying
that much money for something I've gotto like. It's right there, I

(01:26:00):
know what I want. I cansee it, right. You can deal
with candy crush later. Number thirteenon this list was AI Okay, I
don't see how, maybe because there'sjust so many talks about it, but
it's not. I mean, it'shere, but it's not here. It's
not ruining society yet it will doit will ruse words. I'm telling you.

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Reality TV is on this list ofthings that Americans are a knowing Americans
lately or how twenty ten of them? Right? I say that because it
seems like, you know, realityTV was huge in the twenty ten's right,
it's still huge. Yeah, it'sbeen around. It's huge time.
You don't think it's huge. Idon't think it's as big as it used
to be. Uh. Self checkouts, Yeah, that are now going to

(01:26:48):
go away again. I love so. I don't understand the hate. I
love self checkouts. It's it's fine. I'm used to it now. I
didn't like it at first. Whybecause I would always there would always be
an issue. First of all,someone I would have to wait for.
Someone if I'm buying alcohol, I'dhave to wait for someone to come by

(01:27:12):
check my ID or if there wassomething that didn't have a tag. Great,
I grabbed the one item that doesn'thave a tag. Then I have
to wait again. That happens alot too. Just no, but it
would, and it was just aninconvenience. It just wasn't as convenient as
it was supposed to be. Well, I find it incredibly convenient. And
as far as the buying alcohol,most of the time they're holding a kiosk

(01:27:36):
thing and they don't even come.I guess I look old as a s
because they don't come check me.Congratulations, that's a good compliment. They
have to come up to my registerand like punch in their code or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, they do.At Reastich they do it and like
a handheld thing. Uh so,like they just bypass it. And I've
gotten that before with like a tag, I just put it up on the
thing. I'm not going to buyit then, because I I'm not gonna

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I'm not gonna be inconvenience. You'retrol is the way I look at it.
Uh, computer issues is on thislist. I shouldn't do that.
That are annoying Americans right now?Ok, uh, tech billionaires on the
list of things annoying Americans that Ithink that's a jealousy thing more so than
an annoying say more. You know, people are pissed off because these guys

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are making lots and lots of moneyand we're poor af you know, because
we didn't get into the computer sidealive. It could be parking, not
enough of it. There's no,there's not enough close of it for you.
There's plenty of parking right you couldpark six blocks away and walk.

(01:28:42):
Who wants to do that? Idon't mind. I don't. I don't
mind parking far out in a parkinglot. In a parking lot, you're
parked the very first sure, butthen you're getting mad when there's someone there.
That's because we get here and it'sdark, and I don't want to
walk in an empty parking lot atnight. It scares me. But if
I'm going to Walmart during the day, I don't mind parking far out away

(01:29:03):
from everyone to avoid doorgings and thingslike that. But when I'm in a
busy downtown area, I don't wantto pay for parking, and I'll search
and look for the cheapest parking lotif I do have to pay. Movies
being too dark is on this listof the things annoying Americans lately. Dark

(01:29:24):
is in like the lighting, ordark is in like you know, horror,
or I'm guessing the pitch of thedimness of the lights. And then
also on this list of things annoyingAmericans lately, languid text language and abbreviations.
Okay, instead of like spelling outabout people, use abt or getting

(01:29:44):
in the twisted of K. Yeahit's okay, I it's okay. I
kind of feel like that right about. You know, when did you see
that interview with Mike Tyson and MikeTyson is They go, Mike, is
there anything you'd like to say tomaybe, you know, for people that
don't understand you, or that havemisin understood you or whatever, and he
goes, he goes, no,f off. Yeah, That's how I

(01:30:12):
feel about texting and abbreviations, likeI sorry, I'm not on it.
F off, Right, I don'tcare. You just understand the gist of
the message. It hardly matters ifI do. It's fine. You're you're
not deciphering, you know, Nuclearwarhead coach to me with it. It's
laziness, Corbyn, it's sheer onwho's part on, who's part on the

(01:30:34):
people who are failing to learn thatthe senders, it's laziness on the senders.
End all your words, every lastone of them, because you only
get so many characters in a textmessage. Confirmed my texting? All right,
Yeah, I could hardly care less. There have been times where I've

(01:30:57):
gotten texts from people and they dosome short code and I just go huh,
and I just put it down andI don't know what it said,
right, I don't care. Itdoesn't matter if I don't reply to your
something about being riz. Okay,you you really didn't want my opinion anyway.

(01:31:18):
If you're texting me about something beingriz, you clearly have your directions
messed up, right, all right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back. The Big MedMorning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show ninety
seven KMOD, Good morning, It'sthe Big Mad Morning Show nine one,

(01:31:48):
eight, four six ozho KMOD.You can also text bmms and then what
you want to say to K twonine or five. So this is a
really interesting story that's breaking in thesports world that Angel Hernandez is a pretty
controversial umpire in Major League Baseball,and he said he is going to retire

(01:32:14):
today. Yeah, like he's done. And apparently in an in depth interview
he did, he was sharing howmuch it bothered him that his wife and
daughters had to continue continually here constantcriticism over his inconsistent calls. He hasn't
worked a game since May ninth,and he's been negotiating for the last couple

(01:32:38):
of weeks trying to get out ofhis arrangement or his deal. And in
terms of percentage of accuracy, heis as an umpire, this is this
year and he's ninety three percent acting. So he's doing his job, right,

(01:33:02):
Yeah, that's what I would think. So, I mean, he
does miss some pretty big calls,but also it's part of the human thing,
right as far as I'm concerned.But he that's a I think that's

(01:33:25):
a pretty good percentage of being good. Ninety three percent accurate. I think
that's pretty good. I would Iwould say that there's a good percentage of
the people listening to the show andare on this show, if not all
of us aren't ninety three percent accuratein our jobs. Oh so good for
him. I think he's always kindof had a target on his back though,

(01:33:46):
because he sued Major League Baseball intwenty seventeen for racial discrimination. He
claimed that they wouldn't give him aWorld Series opportunities and a a higher position
because of race. But why wouldthe fans want to give him criticism for
that? True? True? Hewas making about four hundred thousand dollars a

(01:34:09):
year just to be an umpire.So the good news is that this guy
is like that. You know,if you're critical of him, he's done.
The bad news is all right,Maybe it's the good news is that
he was like, you know what, my family doesn't need to hear this.
This isn't worth it, right,And I think that's good. Yeah,

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So Angel Hernandez retiring. The NCAABaseball Championship field was announced on Monday.
The top sixteen seeds are Tennessee,Kentucky, Texas, A and M

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North Carolina, Arkansas, Clemson,Georgia, Florida State, Oklahoma, North
Carolina State, Oklahoma State, Virginia, Arizona, you see, Santa Barbara,
Oregon State, and East Carolina.A record eleven teams are from the
SEC and the ACC had eight teamsselected, while the Big Twelve had six.

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High Point A, Niagara and NorthernKentucky are in the field for the
first time ever. And then whendo the do we do? You have
the date the times of when OUand OSU play? I don't. SEC
Commissioner Greg Sanki has commented on thecurrent climate of college sports. He addressed

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what things could look like in thewake of an agreement by the Power Five
Conferences and the NCAA to settle threeanti trust cases. The commissioner also said
that he would welcome congressional action thatwould likely include components of nationalizing rules and
avoiding the current patchwork of state laws. In addition, player availability reporting is

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expected to be one of the topicsdiscussed during the SEC's annual meeting. We
shall also mention ru is in thebaseball tournament as well. Awesome Mike Tyson
is reportedly doing great after a healthscare on a flight from Miami to LA
Tyson's rep said he became dizzy andnauseous due to an ulcer flare up just

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before landing. Medics reportedly had toboard the aircraft once it landed. Tyson
said to fight Jake Paul in Texason July twentieth. First of all,
what he had an ulcer flare upso bad that they had to get a
doctor and they had to keep everybodyon their seats until paramedics could get on

(01:36:39):
the plane. And he's gonna getin the ring and fight somebody, right,
Not that an ulcer is anything tobe alarmed by. Right, A
lot of people have ulcers. Ididn't know. I don't know if fighters
deal with ulcers on a regular basis. But he's just on a flight.
Yeah, I am confident this manis in better physical shape than any of

(01:37:03):
us. Truth. Also, Idon't have an ulcer, So who's in
the better shape? Well? There'sphysical shape right, right? Right?
Right? Like did he did heeat some some I don't know have dairy?

(01:37:25):
Right? Yeah? Did they justgive him a Tom's to calm it
down? That feels concerning if ifyou need medics to help you with it?
Yeah, yeah, that feels Andyou would think he's pretty tough in
terms of dealing with discomfort, right, that's the thing though, Right,
you would think that, But maybeit's because you know you think he's so

(01:37:47):
tough, he's actually just a giantpussy deep down the side and it's like,
oh my belly. And if heloses this fight, is it going
to be like, oh, well, my ulcer was flaring. Is that
going to be his excuse? Iwould want if it was for damn ulcers?
I mean, I hope not.I really don't want this fight to
happen, only because I don't wantthe lega, his legacy to be to

(01:38:09):
end on my ulcer flared up.My gout got the best of me in
that fight. It wasn't him,it was my gout right, oh gout.
I'll get you every time, man. That's your balls to the wall
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nothing sexual, and don't forget.We can and will pass on a question.
Let's open up the phone lines.Here's Corbyn in the gang with all
the truth. You're going in thenine one eight four six O kmod nine

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one eight four six oh kmo dask any question you want? What kids
movie? What's a kids movie thatis worth watching as an adults? I
watched scene two over the weekend.We watched a lot in our house.
I think that's just a good movieabout don't stop, don't give up on

(01:40:06):
your goals. Sure is it's agood one. Both of those are good,
the first thing and the second one. Yeah. Also, Wizard of
Oz Classic. What's it? Whatis that? A good movie? To
watch? It? It's just aclassic. I could watch it again.
Okay, it doesn't get old forme. I think it's a weird movie

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that makes no sense. It's inblack and white, it's in color.
Music is good. It's a timelessclassic. M No, it's not.
What about you, gimp? Iwas. I sat down and watched Ferngalie
the other day. Turn the TVout of what and't I just got home

(01:40:55):
from work, turn the TV on. I'm making my lunch and I'm like,
fern Goalie. I haven't watched Ferngullianfor damn ever. So I sat
and I ate my lunch and Iwatched the whole damn thing. It was
awesome. Hmm. I forgot CheachMarin. Wasn't it so Toda? Christian
Slater, Robin Williams. I waslike, what, it's crazy? Mary

(01:41:19):
Bang killed the Kate edition Kate Bosworth, Kate Marra or Kate Beckhamsale which wants
Kate Mara. She was the girlinterest in the movie Shooter. Okay,
did you see that movie? Okay? She is one of the females in

(01:41:43):
House of Cards. Okay, no, no, okay. She is the
technical it person in Martian. Hmm. See that Okay, I think she's
one of the wives in Broke BackMountain. Oh yeah, she's uh yeah,
she's real cute. And then,so what's it gonna be Kate Bosworth,

(01:42:08):
Kate Beckham Sale or Kate Mara.I'll marry beck and Sale, I
will bang a Mara and kill Bosworth. Any beck In Sale is I think
I believe she's the hottest, soi'll and I think she's probably worth the

(01:42:30):
most money. Okay, and Bosworthshe's just kind of mousey to me,
so that's why I'm going to offerher. Plus, she's a blonde and
I'm not really into blondes. AndMaraa is cute, she's doable, got
a cute face, just a onetime and she doesn't look like she's worth

(01:42:55):
as much as beck in Sales,So okay, gimbi, Yeah, I'm
not really too familiar with any ofthese Kates. Uh so I'm gonna bang
Bosworth. She's a blonde, sure, why on em? So I guess
I'm gonna kill off Marra Mara KateMara. She's got weird eyes. I

(01:43:20):
guess that lays me Mary and Beckonsale? Yeah, sure, why not?
This might be the most challenging onewe've done. Yeah, yeah, I'm
going to there's something about Kate Marrathat looks like a man. Yeah yeah,

(01:43:41):
I'm gonna kill Kate Mara. I'mgonna bang Kate Beckinsale and I'll marry
Bosworth and Beconsale has been arguing withpeople about her weight lately online, which
is weird, okay, and likeshe needs to gain some Is it her
weight or is it her health?Is there a difference? Well? True,

(01:44:06):
I mean she's been in the hospital. She was in the hospital recently
for an undiagnosed thing. Yeah,and Bosworth just looks like my type of
girl, right, sex or saysKate Merri's family founded the Steelers and the
Giants. I love football, soI mean that might change. She's only

(01:44:27):
got twelve million, so that musthave skipped her, right and maybe her
Oh and her sister's Rooney Marra whoormar or whatever. She is a really
great actress. She was one ofthe cogs in oh, what's the movie
where they predict crime? And shewas the ex Macnia I think, okay,

(01:44:56):
the girl with the dragon tattoo,girl with Yeah, she's an aw
awesome actress. Yeah, yeah,not so much. Uh and yeah,
just because somebody's family discovers something oras a part of something doesn't mean they
have money, right exactly, that'syour dad's money, not yours. Yeah.

(01:45:19):
Uh. Kids. Movie worth watchingas an adult, The Iron Giant.
When the Iron says Superman then dies. Oof. Okay, Kate Bosworth
has too much head not enough face. Interesting If there was a BMMS version

(01:45:39):
of Senior Superlatives, what would yougive each other? Hmm? Okay,
okay, explain it? Like whatlike when you're in high school? It's
like most person, most person,most likely to I don't know, be
in the movies, best smile,most likely to succeed, Go ahead,

(01:46:01):
lindsay, all right. Most likelyto travel the world on a motorcycle,
sure, GIMPI Most likely to makeit famous for inventing their own cleaning products

(01:46:23):
that hits the market. Yeah that'dbe Corbin. Okay, what about yourself?
Most likely to get a X rayedvideo stupidly released like unbeknownst to myself.

(01:46:43):
Yeah, that'd be something dumb Iwould do, totally totally accidental.
Yeah, how many times? Howmany times have you filmed yourself having sex?
I don't know, more or lessthan zero more more than I can

(01:47:03):
count on my hands, so morethan ten times. Yeah, you went
from I don't know to ten plusYeah, okay, gimpy. Lindsay would
be most likely to die while tellinga story because it takes prevn and then
Corbin's would probably be most likely todie from mixing the wrong chemicals together and

(01:47:28):
it is cleaning products, and thenI would probably be h yeah, most
likely just to die first. Lindsay'swould be most likely to get kidnapped during
a home invasion that she thought thatthey were selling knives because she's so nice.
She would let people land and belike, yeah, come on in,

(01:47:50):
and then squatters you went, waityour turn, you went. Gimpi's
would be most likely to hold therecord for most marriage and divorces. Yeah,
is Eliza Minelli? Is that what? I don't know what it is?

(01:48:12):
What's a number? Taylor? LisabethTaylor is thirteen? Right? Yeah?
I think so. It's some crazynumber. And then I would be
most likely to walk away from allof it to tell the truth. Lut's
Lut's luck. Good for you,Lindsay. That's awesome, that's awesome.
You have filmed yourself so much,Lindsay it's a weird compliment to get.

(01:48:43):
How many times do have you filmedyourself having sex? Can be a small
handful of times. And when Isay small handful, I'm talking to actually
like three. Yeah if that Idon't look good on camera, man,
No one's going for your face.Yeah, all right, I think one.
We're talking in film, like makea video, right, right,

(01:49:06):
right? Yeah, I think Ithink one. Okay, yeah, okay,
I'm stood at three. I'm justtrying to recall. And I think
there was like a cam like avideo recorder thing like, I don't even
think it was like up on atripod and ever there, I mean no

(01:49:26):
camera guy in the corner with thecamera up on his shoulder, and I
remember being so uncomfortable immediately deleted it. Today I learned be careful when asking
for picks when I meet you guys. Apparently that's not a turn on for
some. I don't get it.Today I learned to be careful when asking

(01:49:49):
for picks when I meet you guys. Apparently that's a turn on for some.
Because Lindsay's filmed herself so much,you know, getting a picture taking,
they think they she would get turnedon by it. Mmmmm. Hm,
that was a lambit tenth that abad joke. Oh got it?
You know? Uh, what foodhave you tried once that you would never

(01:50:10):
try again? Lindsay h liver wurstbecause you can't see in the smell.
I don't like the texture. Yeah, not for me, GIMPI that's a
tough one. Honestly. I guessanything with lemons in it, lemon ring
pie. That's just the first thingthat comes to my head because of my

(01:50:31):
disdain for lemons. I'm trying tothink. Is there an actual food food
food out there? Oh? Yeah, O there crawfish. Crawfish too much
work for very little payoff, notworth it. I tried it once and
I said, I'm good. I'mnever gonna do this again. Huh.

(01:50:51):
Green pepper, that's right, hadit no desire to try it again.
We'll pass on food. Won't eatif it's in food, like if I
can see it hard pass? Isit just the green pepper though, like
we eat the red. They're allthe same there, go look it up.

(01:51:12):
They're all the same. Tastes differentto me. No, psychological,
they're all the same. No they'renot. Corbyn, this one's sweeter.
Sure, whatever you need to tellyourself, what's your comfort movie that you
have watched many times? Lindsey SteelMagnolias, Steve Steve Steel, Magnolias,

(01:51:33):
Uh huh, yes, with JuliaRoberts, and that's your She Dies.
It's it's one of them. Yeahthat if it's on, I'm gonna watch
it. There's a few of them, but we're just doing one. Yeah,
she dies though, Yeah, andthat brings you comfort. No,
it's just it's a funny movie.It's one of those movies that hits every

(01:51:55):
single one of your emotions except forfear. Fear of dying, yeah,
fear of dying, fear of losinga child. I guess gimbi probably Princess
Brian and to go look at comfortmovies real quick. But that's one that
I've watched many, many times.We'll watch every time that it comes on.
My first thought was Good Fellas,but again, that's not very company.

(01:52:20):
Lately it's been Couples Retreat because it'sbeen in high rotation on one of
the cable channels. Sure, mywife hates that I watch it. I'm
like, it's so funny, it'sgood. I know exactly what's about to
happen, right, I know howlong I have till one scene to the
other. Yes, yes, Uhwould you be able to stay friends with

(01:52:46):
someone who cheated on their partner?Yeah, they're not cheating on me,
cheating on them, And I thinkafter a while. I mean, I've
been in this situation where even theperson that got cheated on was able to
have a friendship with that person.They may have split up, but eventually

(01:53:10):
they became friends later down the road. What forgave them GIMPI Yeah, you
can do it easy, THEIRTA thing. I think it just depends on how
close friends we are, Okay,I mean obviously, if it's your wife,
that's a different story. Yes,yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm

(01:53:35):
gonna say yeah, sure. Andif I'm married. If I'm married at
the time and like my best friendhe cheats, I'm we're gonna have to
have some distance. Bro. Also, that doesn't come back on you and
all of a sudden, it's like, you know, they see it in
a movie or whatever. It's like, yeah, it's like being a sea
world. Man, I don't needto be in the splash zone. All

(01:53:55):
right, we'll be phone friends fora while. You hypothetically stumble upon a
deserted island with everything you could imagine, accept your family and a grocery store.
You have the option to leave atany point. You can completely own
it. If you stay for acalendar year, what are you doing?
So again, you hypothetically stumble upona deserted island with everything you can imagine

(01:54:18):
except your family and a grocery store, and you have the option to leave
at any point. If you stayfor a calendar year, you get to
keep it. What are you doing? Lindsay? I would try to stay
for an entire year. Unfortunately though, I don't think I could make it.

(01:54:39):
I don't think I would last anentire calendar year. But myself,
well, the part of that Iunderstand is everything you can imagine, accept
a grocery store, which means there'sfood there, r right, food?
Yeah right, I mean that's theway I interpret that. And does a
boatdega count You're right, a farmer'smarket? Everything I can imagine? What

(01:55:08):
do you think can be? I'min? Sign me up? I mean,
after I own it, what happens? Well, I mean you can
do whatever you want. It's yourisland, so you can turn it into
a tourist destination, or you cankeep it to yourself. You can finally
bring your family aboard on this,you know, after this secret year long

(01:55:30):
you know, adventure you've been onwell everything you could imagine. It's hardly
a good business model to have aChipotle on an island with nobody but me,
right, first of all, theemployees, how do they get there?
Yeah? They just pop up?Man. Yeah, it's fantasy island

(01:55:50):
where everything comes through. Yeah nahnah, I'll leave right away. Okay,
not even gonna stay for like aday or so. Huh ah.
But so I have an island,so what to see is detrimental to buildings?

(01:56:12):
Right? The amount of maintenance ittakes to own someplace near the beach
is crazy. Yeah? Yeah,did you build all your housing out of
straw? And like you know,palm thatch? You're good? Wait,
I gotta build now, I gottagood work. Doesn't sound like a vacation.

(01:56:33):
And I'm missing like piano recitals,story time, all that stuff,
hard pass, all the paid forhard pass. Only a lot people die
in a year. People get forgottenin a year. Yeah, you change
in a year, You're And dothey know where I'm at? Do they

(01:56:57):
know? That's a great question too, Did they? Oh? I'm enduring
this foreign island, right, Ordo they think you just want to the
store for cigarettes and didn't come back, just never came home? Right?
Uh? Would you rather be ableto conjure your favorite snack food twice a
day or be able to summon threeto five cats to do your bidding within

(01:57:23):
the capabilities of cats whenever you want? Would you rather be able to conjure
up your favorite snack food twice aday or summon three to five cats to
do your bidding whenever you want?Uh, let's go with the favorite snack
food twice a day because I haveto hide my favorite snack food in my

(01:57:47):
house. It's so wild to me, by the way, I know if
I want to keep it. Likeeven the stuff that they bought me for
Mother's Day they've eaten. I thoughtthat was for me. Well you haven't
eaten it yet. Well come on, now, you're saving it for a
special occasion. I mean, I'mnot gonna eat it all at once.
And there were some ice cream barsand stuff like, I'm not gonna sit

(01:58:10):
down in one sitting and eat themall? Maybe should I know? Right,
that's what I feel like? Theybought you ice cream car bars for
Mother's Day. Yeah, it broughtme a bunch of different snacks. So
they went to the grocery store Sundaymorning and bought you snacks in the afternoon,
actually a bunch of different things thatI like, well, yeah,
you better. Yeah, if you'retrying to compensate, gimpy our little snack

(01:58:33):
a lot. And I like theidea of being able to summon three to
five cats to do my bidding,because you got to keep in mind,
these aren't little house cats that youknow, I'd be summoning. If I
can summon any kind of cat,we're talking lions, tigers, and panthers
inside. But it says within thecapabilities about cats absolutely, so cats could

(01:58:54):
be weaponized. All right, They'vegot claws. They also spray, which
is discover but they don't do whatyou ask it to do my bidding.
So like, if you and Iare getting an argument, I can summon
three to five cats to come hereand piss all over you spray all over,
right, and then you go homeone you're like, what the hell

(01:59:15):
man marked right exactly? And thenyou got all these other cats hanging around
your house because you smell like catpiss. Now, yeah, I like
the idea of summoning the cats wheneverI want it. Three to five.
I do hate cats, but I'mnot a big snack guy either, so
I like the idea of getting andI just get regular cats. But I

(01:59:38):
would you know, my bidding wouldbe going to their house and then piss
on their carpet and leave, becausethat's the worst r right, No,
no, no, only don't addto me. You went go in and
go right on the carpet. Ohyeah, it sticks around for me.
Yeah, and you don't know you'resay mineral right. All right, we

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got to take a break and we'llbe back. Good morning. It's the
Big Mad Morning Show. Nine foursix, Oh K M O D.

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Do y' all think I'm weird?Do you all think I'm freaky? A
seventy two year old woman is thetop one percent of earners on only Fans
and I have her page so youguys can look at it. How old
was she? Seventy two? Getit? Grainy uh. She is known

(02:00:44):
for some raunchy videos, and sheexplained on a recent podcast that she got
into sex work after being made redundantfrom her secretarial job in her fifty They
fired her She said, someone Iknew suggested that I do full body sensuous
massage with a happy Indian and Iwas like, gosh, that sounds nice.

(02:01:11):
Done, let me grab that lootion, she said. She ordered a
massage table from Amazon and went towork, and then she realized that she
was attracting more clients than she couldpractically manage. In four days, she
had twenty five appointments. Wow,and she said, okay, that answers

(02:01:32):
two questions. One, there's amarket for women my age and two twenty
five appointments in four days is toomany. So she hadn't had sex for
twelve years at that point, butI thought, well, let's give it
a go and see what happens.So I had a full service client and
everything worked out just fine. Whenwe got done and he left, I

(02:01:54):
thought, man, I'm not goingtwelve years without sex again. I didn't
realize I had missed so much.She moved from San Diego to New Orleans
and soon had around one hundred regularclients. She said, they would just
see me over and over again.I got to know them personally and heard
about their families. Many of themI knew their birthday, so when their

(02:02:15):
birthday came around, they got afreebie. I like to treat my guys,
right, that's nice, Nana,thanks, she said. Just before
COVID turned, she had her ownpersonal health crisis. She explained, I
had a medical scan and it showedthat I had an abdormal ab. I
had an abdominal mass, and Ihad to come out. I knew I'd

(02:02:41):
be unable to work for six weeks, so I had to do something.
I had to do some other sourceof income while recuperating from surgery. So
she signed up for Only Fans justas the lockdown turned that platform into a
niche adult site. Her success wasan instant, she continued. I put
up a bunch of pictures, Imade a couple videos, but of course
nothing was happening. And if you'rean Only Fans, you don't automatically get

(02:03:03):
people that are coming to look foryou. So she had the idea of
uploading a raunchy video on Twitter invitingmen to come have sex with her for
free. At the time, Ionly had two hundred and thirty nine followers.
But the next morning I woke upto Twitter and I had over two
thousand. I thought, how thehell did that happen. She said,

(02:03:26):
she checked her notifications and found therapper. She was like, I don't
know who he was, but hemade kind of a negative comment about my
little video, and because of thatcomment, I went viral and the last
time I checked, I had overfive million people that viewed it. I
wonder how many people that Little Rappersgot behind him. A lot of the
comments were negative and people mocking myage and wait, but the viral fame

(02:03:50):
won her a lot of admirers.I ended up in February of twenty twenty
having three one hundred and fifteen subscriberson OnlyFans Wow, and they were paying
twelve ninety nine a month. Soin the month of February of twenty twenty,
I ironed thirty one thousand dollars inone month. That's got to be
what she was making as a secretary. Changed again in the fall of twenty

(02:04:15):
twenty three, when she was contactedby a management agency to offer her adult
modeling career to the next level.She now has two Only Fans page with
the toe of a round five thousandpain subscribers. In April, she netted
forty nine thousand dollars in the monthand I'm about to take on a third
to help with all the messaging tofans. Subscribers come and go, she

(02:04:36):
said, but her earnings are steady. What's really important is that I've made
around one hundred and eighty thousand dollarssince the end of November of twenty twenty
three. While doing sex, workhas adversely affected her family relationships. Overall,
she says, their life's better thanever. I'm grateful for every man
that wants to see me naked.So GIMPI on a grandma curve, uh

(02:05:00):
huh. And she is curving andshe wears a lot of wigs. Lindsay,
of course, I want your inputs. Yeah, I love her wig
collection on a scale of one toten, ten being the hottest grandma you've
ever seen and one being the ugliestgrandma you've ever seen. There's one there.
Where's her with her short hair that'sdefinitely worth of gander as well.

(02:05:21):
I've just been cycling through these.She looks to be standard grandma size,
except her breasts. Yeah, they'vegot to be J's or bigger. What
do you think, Kip at leastGeez or something. The other those things
are massive. Yeah, they're verylow you get at least two tree gallons

(02:05:43):
of milk out of them. Thanks. So, what do you think scale
of one to ten? Lindsay,Uh, for seventy two years old,
I'd say she is a solid seven. Okay, Kimpy, Is she the

(02:06:05):
hottest grandma I've ever saw? No? Is she the ugliest granny I've ever
seen? No? I don't thinkshe's a seven. I admire her confidence.
I'm glad good for her. Shedoes not look seventy something. She
looks maybe more early to mid sixties. Yeah. It could be the makeup.

(02:06:29):
It could be because of these massiveboobs that she keeps dangling in front
of me. Whatever I am going, I'm one of just four point five,
just slightly below average. Yeah.I would have given her a five
one. Yeah. She definitely givesoff secretary vibes. Uh huh. She

(02:06:56):
dresses great. Yeah, she's gota lot of great outfits. Yeah,
lots of makeup. Yeah. Goodfor I applaud her. Yes, her
entrepreneurial skills and continue to move forward. I applaud that. But and listen,
I don't know anything about the pornworld, but maybe don't dance in

(02:07:20):
your stockings when I can see thecontrol top. It's not hot, no,
but apparently people still want a pieceof it, right because she went
without it for twelve years and nowshe's getting it on the rag. And
she's got a grandma bedroom like shedances in her grandma bedroom. Oh yeah,
all the lace doilies, Yeah,weird trinkets on the wall, right,

(02:07:47):
lace curtains. This definitely video hasto be have done like five point
thirty in the morning. She's beenover for right, this one where she's
wearing the Princess Leah bikini. Ohyeah, oh my god, you have

(02:08:07):
to look at this video, GIMPI. She's chafed. Ol right, she
is chafed in this video where she'sdancing and her legs are rubbing. To
god, yeah you can see sored sparest. Yeah she's chafed. Yeah,

(02:08:31):
good on her. Yeah, absolutelyget it, get it, granny.
Get it. Hadn't had section twelveyears. That's what I was taken
back by. Wow. Yeah,but I guess if you're raising kids,
working on a career, divorce blahblah blah, don't have time for all
that. Jib I could see howit could happen. And she lost her

(02:08:52):
job in the like in her fifty. So let's just say she was fifty
five, right, So she wouldhave been thirty something the last time she
had sex. Yeah again, youknow, probably got divorced, raising kids
all on her own, trying tomake it forty three. I guess could
you imagine being the guy that guywith her first time in twelve years?

(02:09:16):
I mean to him, it wasprobably awesome. If that's your if that's
your bag, man, right right, that's your bag, go for it,
right? Who am I to judge? Jeopardized her family relationships like the
kids staying in the night at Grandma's. Probably not not anymore anyway. She

(02:09:37):
buys great Christmas gifts, but wedon't want to know how she made the
money. Right, Thanks for thePS five, Grandma? How could you
afford such an awesome gift? Oh, honey, you don't worry. Granny's
got her ways. Hey. Hey, I saw your grandma on TV.
Yeah, yeah, a little channelcalled only Fan. Hey, I was

(02:09:58):
talking to your your mom. Ohyeah, no, no, I'm a
subscriber. Click right. Your grandmawants you to come over and mow the
lawn later. How do you knowI just got done meeting with her.
Yeah, I don't think she metthat lawn SHM the button. Yeah,
all right, we gotta take abreak. We'll be back. You're listening

(02:10:20):
to the Big Mad Morning Show.This is Tulsa's Morning show. N M.
Dear good morning, It's the BigMad Morning Show. Don't forget.

(02:10:46):
We got Rockaholma tickets all week.I know you guys are excited for that.
Lindsay, what'd you learn today?I learned that getting older sucks.
You gotta worry more about ulcer's goutand in Gimpi's case, putting on your
socks and nothing spices up but dinnerparty like a platter of undercooked bear meat.
Who needs board games when you canplay Who's Got worms? Gimb What

(02:11:07):
you learn today? Well, Ilearned spell everything out in your text.
Don't hit me with that glizz riiz. I also learn that even cottage cheese
brings all the boys to the yardhappy. I learned that seventy two year
old Grandma hadn't had sex and twelveyears and hadn't tried sixty nine, but

(02:11:28):
she's well past that number now.And I also learned of a programming note.
On Thursday, we won't be doingour top list of the top five
seth Green Movies, it will justbe two and that's going to be an
argument in itself. That's Corbyn sayingmake sure that dishwashers loaded right. It's
Lindsay subtracking my cycle. Yes isgimmy? Can I get you? Make

(02:12:05):
a noise interpasswordr new messages? TheBig Mad and Morning showould like to take
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(02:12:28):
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(02:12:48):
Lindsay asked me about the grandma thing. If it was my mom, go
ahead, Oh yeah. If itwas his mother, I asked him if
she came to him, Hey,how do you set up an OnlyFans paid?
How would he handle the situation?And you responded with find someone else.

(02:13:09):
You're not You're not gonna set yourmama's only fans though, No,
I'm not to set the camera up. Take a couple of test shots.
I am my mom's IT person.Yes you are. She will need a
separate geek squad member. I don'tknow, because I'm not gonna come in
troubleshoot that. I'm not going toshow up and troubleshoot that. Right.

(02:13:31):
Hey, can you come over rightnow? And she's wearing like some silk
robe sign I just can't log inand I need to lie a A I
have a video chat right in fifteenminutes. Come on, hurry up.
You can trouble shoot it over thephone. You don't have to show up,
right. I know your mom's beendead for a while, but it's

(02:13:54):
not as easy as an Israeli missilestrike order? Right? What they do
when they call customer service when youknow their satellite is out, you know,
so they call ab Dish network andthey don't have you know, a
techniquey Sometimes they have a technician comeout, but you know they talk all
throughout the phone. You know,my mom's officially that age where everything is
a conspiracy against her. Oh yeah, they're just trying to screw her over.

(02:14:18):
Those are the fun years. Yeah, they came and fixed her internet,
okay, because it was something happenedto a wire connecting to the house.
Yeah, and so like, Idon't know, we're gonna to have
them come out. She said,well, how that's good, punks is
not gonna cost. I'm like,does it matter, it's gotta get fixed.
Yeah. She's like okay, Sothey come out, they fix it,

(02:14:39):
no big deal, no charts.And then she's like, hey,
my computer won't turn on ever sincethey fixed the internet, my computer won't
turn on the at He must haveunplugged something. I'm like, why do
you Why do you think he unpluggedsomething. She's like, well, he
was here. It worked before hecame and fixed it. Now it doesn't

(02:15:00):
work. What other possible be right? I'm like, no, that's that's
a fair Yeah, it's a fairassumption. So yeah, she's officially everything.
I love it. I think that'sgreat. I love it. I
think it's fantastic. Everybody reaches thatparanoid state of life. Yeah, it's
fucking exhausting. Man, You'll bethere, don't worry, No, you'll

(02:15:22):
be there soon enough. I amdoing my best to say less right,
I have four hours a day wherethat doesn't hold true. Right. Beyond
that, I'm trying not to talkfor the rest of the days. Yeah,
yeah, grunts, smiles, frown. I have three women in my
house. Two of them are developingstrong opinions like their mother. Nobody wants

(02:15:46):
to fucking hear my name or myopinion. Yeah, whatever you want,
Yeah, whatever you say. Evennow, Hey, can we play the
Switch? Yeah? Oh good?Runoff? Come back? Hey did you
say we could play the switch?Yes? Okay, come back? Hey

(02:16:07):
did you say I could play?Goddamn it? The answer is yes for
the last time, I say no, you fucking remember that in a second,
right right. Uh. This isan interesting thing that's surfacing online,
and it is a conspiracy theory aboutfinding Nemo. I was okay, So

(02:16:30):
you know the movie Finding Nemo?Yeah, yeah, clownfish. You know,
Land gets attacked and fucking they gottamove. Everybody's dead except for Nemo.
He's trying to you know. Yeah, he was a baby. Nemo's
dad and mom tried to protect him. Didn't happen. Mom dies, And
then the movie is about how thedad is very over protective. Oh and
he's got a flipper fish. He'snot as good or capable as a fucking

(02:16:54):
other ones, but he's just ascapable. Yes, so it's a very
good movie. But in the movie, we're never to believe how exactly the
mom dies, is it? Kindof they kind of point us in a
direction that a barracuda eats the eatsthe clown, the mom, and that's
why they're left alone. Oh no, that's not the case, huh,
not by literal sense. Okay,apparently barracudas don't eat clownfish. Well,

(02:17:20):
this is a movie, you know, and you know who eats clownfish,
female clownfish, and that the momtried to fucking eat Nemo and they had
to kill her. All right,then I kind of like it. I
like a dark twist of that movie. It just has a different tone.
Now. Yeah, well, anotherconspiracy about it is the fact that,

(02:17:43):
oh it is was mine different thanyour r a little bit, a little
bit, not so much. Butin the beginning, you see that the
barracouta comes and they it eats allof the babies, all of their babies,
and Nemo is supposedly the only onethat had survived. Yeah, but
really no, she mom eats themall and disappears. Who knows where she

(02:18:05):
went, She just leaves or possiblythe barracoon actually got the mom No barracudas
don't get count Yeah, exactly,so, but here's the thing. And
then like, well, why wouldthey leave Nemo? But in Latin Nemo
means nobody. So did Nemo evenexist in the first place? Or was

(02:18:26):
he just a figment of the dad'simagination? Maybe? So Okay, here's
why I'm here's why I think that'sa bunch of bullshit because we see if
the movie was always with the dad, right with Nemo, but we see
Nemo by himself a lot that istrue, So then then we're also seen
you know what I'm saying, Like, you can't play it to me.

(02:18:48):
It has to be It's like insixth sense, right when Bruce Wis.
Yeah, that that has to happenmultiple times. It can't just be alone,
right, I like the idea ofthe mother eating all the unborn children.
If the story was from Nemo's standpoint, like the Nemo like the Bruce

(02:19:09):
Willis stuff, then maybe I don'tknow I'm buying that. But that's the
things people go to for twisted stuffabout movies, just like just making up
stuff. Oh yeah, this isall made up. It's so awesome.
Yeah, that's the kind of contentI'm for on social media rather than all

(02:19:33):
the chaos and fear mongering that thathappens, fucking politics and bad drivers,
food everything right, Like, God, damn man, give it a fucking
break. Uh how about Kinks Kinks? This says Kinks are misunderstood? I
like Kinks, Kinks could be misunderstood. Five kink myths that are easily debunked

(02:19:58):
and oh fucking land in bed lastnight. Right, Okay, it'll make
sense and it'll tie in with whatwe're about to talk about. And I
get this fucking Facebook message from alistener and I'm not going to mention any
names. I'm just gonna read themessage as it is, Okay, okay,

(02:20:18):
because so this is your for yourto your private phone or through your
private facebok private Facebook. Right.Uh. It says here, Uh,
hey, I have a weird questionfor you. Da da da da.
And I'm like, yeah, what'sup. I've heard you talk about certain
certain things about stuff. So myfriend is talking about sounding and wants to

(02:20:41):
know if it's painful. He said, you would know what it is.
Is this from a guy? Thisis from a gal. I guess it's
her old man or whatever. Sois it worth it? He says,
If not spectacular, then I guess. He says, never mine, and
I said, well, it doesn'ttickle, it's definitely interesting. I mean,

(02:21:03):
yeah, give it a shot.You're the only person I know that's
participated anything like that. He's afreak and like you, and any suggestions
on him trying something else. Idon't think you feel being called a freak.
I'm okay with being called a freak. I've been called a freak for
many different reasons all my life,so it's not a big deal. Yeah,
being called a freak to me isn'ta big count of balls. It's

(02:21:26):
just the fact that I was theirgo to person for shoving cock rods down
your cock hole. To me,it is the comfortableness with being able to
send that message. Right, myif my wife sent a message to a
dude about what he's done with hiscock right, huh. You know what,
Listen, I tried to tell himgo for it, you know,

(02:21:46):
try it. You never know whatyou might like. Do I know who
it is? No? I don't, Okay, No, I don't think
so. So I was like,I was like, you bring up kinks
And that's when I was just Iwas laying in bed watching TV. You
just trying to wind out for theday. And and then hey, so
about the shoving rods down your cockhole? Yeah? Why would it be?

(02:22:07):
How would it be up? Youdon't go in through the back?
Yeah, I guess you could goin through the now. You couldn't go
in through the back. You couldnot shove a rod into your penis from
the back. Oh you cannot,it's not back down down the shaft.
You've never watched a video? No, go ahead, go ahead, go

(02:22:28):
ahead. I'm uh Lizzo did herthing of South Park crushing her this weekend.
Oh yeah, let's go ahead andget Lindsay's real time response of sounding
sounding Yeah, feel free to turnthe volume up too so we can hear
the play by play. Because areyou just gonna go to the hub and
find a sounding video or you justgoogle sounding videos? And what are you

(02:22:50):
typing? Sounding video? Okay?Yeah, I don't know if you might
have type porn in the air.I don't know if you want to see
how someone sets up a fucking speaker, right, this is my surround sound
is great, this is a fuckingalbum. I don't know if that's what
you're looking for. Yeah, giveus the title. It took me to

(02:23:11):
pornhub. I just did sounding videoporn okay, which one is looking good?
What are some of the choices?Not that one? Uh? Sounding
ex videos dot com did her creditcard? Jeez? This site can't provide
a secure connection. Come on,it should be fine. It's just I

(02:23:33):
don't know why you're having so muchtrouble. You could probably pull up like
six of them on my phone rightnow, right of my own. I
don't want to have to sign in. You don't go to pornhub and search
sounding just go to pornhub dot com. Hot Why first time sounding cock?
To come pornhub dot com. Damn? Okay, but it's trying to make

(02:23:56):
me sign in, mister, It here you go right here? Watch
Lindsey all right? Thank you?God? Damn, I don't know if
I can watch that man's penis?Why is it pointing at us? Why
does her boobs look like that?Yeah? So uncomfortable right now? So

(02:24:22):
she's getting him excited and more excited. I guess, Wow, that's a
weird technique. She's also squeezing hisnipple at the b like but very she's
batting at it. She's like pettinghim. Yeah, is it? Really
old looking hands too, and avery strong forearm. I mean she is

(02:24:43):
very muscular. Okay, she doesthat a lot. Who turn it up?
Turn it to ten? Not aone? One opening one? Are
there? What is she doing?Her arms are so muscular? Can we
skip past all four plays straight?Okay? Here we go here? Oh

(02:25:07):
god, damn, oh no,I can't. No, thick, No
you did that? Yeah, you'refucking crazy. What's he got? What
is that a blow dryer? Whatdoes he have? A controller? Oh?

(02:25:28):
It's probably it's probably, yeah,yeah, because they have those,
they're like Bluetooth or whatever. That'sthe camera. He's got a camera.
He's got a camera. Well,yeah, you gotta get all up in
there. I'm so uncomfortable. Imaginehow he feels. He doesn't look uncomfortable
at all. All right, Idon't anymore. That was it that thick?

(02:25:54):
When you did it? Right?Right? Right? They come and
different sizes, in different girths.What did that look advanced or beginner standing?
I mean I didn't get a goodlook at it, but it looks
a little more advanced, you know, definitely. I think it's maybe bigger
than the one that I got.I'll bring it in tomorrow. No,

(02:26:16):
don't too actually dropped right, thinkthink thing, think they keep picking it
up. Next time, bring itin, but bringing a piece of fucking
rebarb right. This is what I'vestepped up to. Started off with.
No, you don't need to tellanybody that, right. What you got
there, gimp, it's my newsounding rod. Yeah, yeah, so

(02:26:37):
I've got I got asked about thatyesterday and I thought that was bizarre.
That was bizarre. I wouldn't Iwas not. That was not on my
bingo card of questions to answer beforeI went to bed. What is the
point of the sounding rod? Uh? You know how catheters work, right,
you know, And it's it's thesame basic, basic thing, A

(02:26:58):
good time, right. I couldpiss through it, maybe piss around it,
But that's how I kind of gotstarted. You know. There is
a certain feeling and pleasure like Idon't know, Corman, if you know,
you probably haven't, but you know, you go to the health department
to get your STD check and theyfucking shove that giant Q tip down your
cockle and then pull it out,you know, And that's what they used
to you know, send off fortesting or whatnot. So there's a there.

(02:27:22):
Yeah, that's this says the aimis to enhance sexual pleasure by encouraging
your partner to explore your penis inseveral ways. Was surprised by sexual definition.
The pleasure is not necessarily on Gimpi'send, though, it is.
It is seeing your partner explore you, right, do different things like shoving

(02:27:46):
a screwdriver down your paint as ale. Yeah, yeah, no, uh,
try it all right, I'll letyou borrow mine. You can take
it home as Kevin wants to go. That's terrible. What if he wasn't
right, Listen, we haven't evengot to the goddamn fucking list, Because

(02:28:11):
the point is there's a giant misconceptionabout kinks. Yeah, you have no
I know, you know your husband, and I know my wife. I
have no idea what she's into,only what she's allowed me to know,
right, and only what he's allowedyou to know, right, right right.
Think about if you look at somebody'sporn history, right when they're doing
their business by themselves or whatever,they probably see some ship that you guys,

(02:28:33):
when I say that Royal League,that you know you're like what I've
never seen you be interested in gangbangborn before? Why is that white way?
But you know it's it's there.Yeah, and not just because they
watch it doesn't mean that's what theywant either. True. Not every woman
wants to bukncky fast. So anyway, these are myths about kinks. That

(02:28:56):
having a kink equals BDSM. Thatis a myth. BDSM bondage, dominant
submission, sadism ascism, right,is considered kinky, but not all kinks
fall under the umbrella of BDSM.The terms are not interchangeable. BDSM is
a kink, but a kink isnot BDSM. Right. Sure, being

(02:29:18):
kinky equals having mental health issues.That is a myth. This says,
Yes, some people who are kinkyhave suffered some form of mental trauma,
just the same as some who aren'tthe least kinky have as well. There's
no correlation between the two. Kinkscan be normal and healthy expression of the

(02:29:39):
infinite possibilities of human sexuality. Forthose who have experienced some form of trauma,
kinks can be a way to workout those issues, provided that they
are with trusted partners, are intouch with their limits and boundaries. Makes
sense. I don't think I associatedwith the two. Just because somebody likes
you know, chocolate pudding thrown atthem doesn't necessarily mean they we're you know,

(02:30:01):
locked in a closet as a kid. Right. Kinks are a twenty
four to seven lifestyle. That's amyth. Uh, some form of structure
or scheduled together with their partners tomake it clear when they are on and
off of their kink. Being asub means you give up all power.
That is a myth. So interms of dominance, are dominatrix. It

(02:30:26):
is a myth that the sub givesup all power. This says, just
because someone is a sub doesn't meanthey're powerless. Yes, it's a role
they take on. But a trustingand respectful partner knows how to respect established
boundaries and safe words that the powergoes both ways, so the dominant partner
can put the brakes on two.That is not something I'd be into getting

(02:30:46):
whipped. I'm not okay with alittle you know, touch and tickle,
but oh yeah, getting whipped orspit on. I don't want anyone leaving
marks. Oh the best part,Well, it's a good question. I
like that question. Are you okaywith your partner sexually leaving a mark on
you. No, not at all. No, I don't want to know,

(02:31:11):
because that's gonna be I don't wantto be in pain necessarily, like
a little slap little. I guessa red mark is fine because a slap
on the ass doesn't bother me.I take yourself into it. Yeah,
but I don't want welts. Idon't want bruises. I don't want bite
marks. No, not in forthat. You're not in for a little
biting, A little biting, sure, nibble, but I don't want bite

(02:31:35):
mark. This is the problem withsex, right, Like, you go,
I'm not in you want to say, and I'm not saying you don't.
But you say, Individuals will goI'm not into that, and then
they're like but but there starts parametersaround it. You can don't chomp on
me, just bite me a littlebit, just nibble me, right,
it spanked me, But don't leavea welt on me, but harder right,

(02:31:58):
right? Yeah. BDSM always leadsto more intense sex acts. That
is a myth. Sometimes when peoplestart exploring their sexuality, their palette can
expand to other areas. That doesn'tapply to everyone, though, establishing a
list of green light, yellow lightand red light activities. Let's all involve
know what's acceptable, what's possible,and what will never happen under any circumstances.

(02:32:24):
If someone looked through your Google searches, what kind of kinks would they
discover you were the most curious about? Hmm, man, I don't I
don't google. I don't google itmuch. I'm always afraid afraid of what,
afraid of what might be found inmy history? Huh by who It's

(02:32:45):
more of a thing that I talkabout with my girlfriends than rather than Google.
We'll get to that. What doyou who are you afraid of catching
you? I guess work, probablybody, Yeah, everybody, her kids,
her old man us. Okay,yeah, it's okay, it's okay.
I don't google search kings and stufflike that. I just go straight to

(02:33:09):
the hub and use that search bar. Same thing. That's what they mean.
Yeah, yeah, basically, Sowhat would be the what is if
someone looks through your Google, yourporn hub searches, what kink would they
discover that you were the most curiousabout that I was the most curious about,
man, I mean, there's alot of gang bang stuff in there.
Uh, strap ons. I thinkwatching other women fuck other women with

(02:33:31):
Robert Dix, you know, huhyeah, I find that. What's the
fascination there? Because there are men, there are videos of men doing that.
Yes, absolutely, but you've gotall these goals, all those boobs.
So to see a woman with afake penis, yeah, turns you
on. Yeah, she's given judgment, she's given somebody else the business.

(02:33:52):
Yeah, now I will. I'veseen the ones where they're like the reverse
the pegging, you know, right, scroll right on past that. I
don't need to see that ship.But you get two hot chicks, a
couple of ones, brunette man.Yeah, probably three sumes okay, women

(02:34:13):
on women right, yeah, thatwould be pretty much the list. Yeah.
I don't watch a lot of porn, but I am interested in,
uh getting a sex wing. Iwouldn't mind having one of those. Those
are all right, very interesting.I've only used one once. Yeah,
I had one. Yeah. Yeah, they're giant panis, the like where

(02:34:37):
do you keep it? Yeah?But they have ones now that you can
hook on over the door. Yeah, we get it. Tell the kids
to stay out of it, andit's weird. Yeah, and the I
don't know if they make doors likethey used to. But you're limited at
that point, m right, becauseyou only got that space. So you'd
have to install fucking hardware in theceiling, you know, stabilize everything,

(02:35:01):
reinforce it. It's a lot ofwork. I don't think it's worth it.
I don't think it's worth it.Most guys don't like for play.
But now you have to have fuckingsetup time, right, and tear down
time. Right. Nothing is funmore fun after sex than tearing down the
toys. Right. We can justthrow them in the box in the corner

(02:35:22):
and be like, all right,we'll come back to you later. I
don't want to equate cleaning the paintsprayer and then cleaning the sex. Swing.
I don't want I want to bedone, right, Yeah, go
to sleep, talk whatever, rightright, right, watch a movie,
take shower, eat some fruity pebbles, whatever, whatever floats your boat?

(02:35:43):
Yeah, yeah, what's the what'sthe sexual? She said? Swing that
interest? What would yours be thatI'm interested in? You do like to
explore? Fuck? Man? Iquestion, like, what haven't I done?
So it's like, all right,because I've done all the toys and
all this, you know, swingsand stuff, like that, Uh,

(02:36:05):
a fucking midget. Probably I madeout with one, but you know,
and we talked for a little while, but you know, that didn't go
anywhere. So, I mean,yeah, there's a gal out there called
Tiny Taxi. Google her. She'sjust a little bitty old thing, right
she uh you know, she's short, very small, you know, And

(02:36:30):
I'm like, well, that couldbe fun. Clown sex is another one,
you know, I think would beall right. Yeah, she's an
interesting looking person. Yeah, andI've seen her do some strap on things
with this Amazon bitch and I waslike that, that's interesting. She wear
contacts to make her eyes brown.I don't know, I don't know.
She's relatively new. I mean,and I say relatively new within the last

(02:36:54):
couple of years is when I discoveredher. And she's really starting us.
Yeah, ninety eight percent. Sure. God, I what makes you feel
like she might not be? Shejust looks young to me, it's because
she's three feet tall. No,her face looks young, is it not?
No? Okay, she's a smallperson. Yeah. All the videos

(02:37:18):
like everybody's so hot high up right, she's so small. Yeah, she's
got that one, uh disease.I forget what it is here she has
as a weightless she's a oh,that's a weird look. That's a weird
look. She's left the waits.Okay, Yeah, she's working on her
forearm strength for her good for her. Mine would probably be maybe some sort

(02:37:46):
of BDSM, just to try,Like I don't know what's the thing they
used to put in the square,Oh, the rack or something like your
stock stock stock stocking. Yeah,yeah, I've seen beds like that that
have stocks built into them. Youcan get all that stuff. Patricia's Yeah.
Anytime I go to any place likethat and like if my wife and

(02:38:07):
I like, yeah, let's exploreeven lingerie, you go in there like,
fuck, I'm overwhelmed. There's alot of fucking choices here, and
you don't want to go to theregister and then be like have fun.
We're just trying everything all at onetime. Yeah. They should do like
a starter pack. I'll bring thatup to her next different like begin like

(02:38:31):
just a beginner starter pack with differenttypes of things in it, because I
would think people just get so overwhelmedthey're not sure where to start. That
makes sense, That's something that makesperfect good sense. Maybe a set of
straps for the for the bed,you know, and intensity, Yeah,
exactly, I'll be a barometer withlike green, yellow, red, right

(02:38:52):
right, yes, yes, youdo a you know novice or expert or
whatever, you know, a soundingodds would obviously I think being these sex
yeah, it's having the red end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And
I would think that you either don'tparticipate because you're embarrassed or have shamed asks
which you shouldn't. There the staffthere's awesome that works, there is awesome,

(02:39:15):
or two you just get overwhelmed.Some people can't go out to eat
because they can't pick what to eaton a menu. Right, What makes
you think they go to a sexstorm and be like, I know what
I want right right, I'll bringthat up. I'll bet you. I
bet you should probably come up withsomething like that. Oh I'm sure she
would. They probably have done itknowing them. They're no idiots. Yeah,
all right, listen, sure thiswas a one for the one for

(02:39:41):
the books. I am too.I'm sure we'll have a meeting about it.
You guys have a fantastic week.Yeah,

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