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truckers, hooray. And I'll behonest, I didn't realize how much I
like trucker music. I didn't realizehow much was out there deep bench.
So we'll get to that coming upin a little bit. Some people make
an argument that rich people should giveback in some capacity. They say that

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you should donate some of themmunity.Maybe you should, maybe you shouldn't.
I have no idea but the storyI'm going to tell you it would be
an argument why people believe that,because remember that ship that went down.
They were trying to go down tothe Titanic and it imploded. Yeah,

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and the whole thing was made outof like a joystick and some rubber glue
and flex seal, whole propane tank. Yeah. Well, some other billionaires
are like, we can do itbetter, which I'm saying, good go.
They saw this guy make it andhe was like. The part that's

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crazy is they have audio him goingI want to be a trailblazer. This
is the guy that took all thosepeople down and imploded and died. He
didn't have a check to make sureit was safe, and he was.
They have interviews with him going Iwant to be a trailblazer. I want
to be the guy that set theprecedent, leaded hold on. And again

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keep in mind he used a joystick, which is I'm sure it's fine,
I don't know. It just doesn'tfeel like safe, and so then it
implodes, and now these other billionairesare like, we can do it.
And if you are a bad actorand you make a statement like I want

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to be a trailblazer, now theyhave you. What if John Wilkes Booth
would have been like, I wantto be a trailblazer. I want to.
I want to. I want peopleto look up to me, which
people probably do and did even thoughwe shot the president. So just because

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someone says that and then people doit doesn't make it a good thing.
But then of all, even likeput that conversation aside, somebody how this
person's a billionaire, they're the sevenhundred and thirty second richest person in the
world. I have no idea,which, by the way, I'd gladly
be seven hundred and thirty third.Right. He wants to replicate the Titanic

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and go on the same path.Now, what are the chances? I
hear you. He even said,let's see if I got it, because
I want to make sure I hesays, this one will be better.
Keep in mind when they built theTitanic and it's all big selling point was

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is insinkable? Yes? Thank you? Yeah. So when you say things
like that that, especially in somethingthat's got the history of what are you
doing? You you can't go,hey, you know the type, we're
doing it the exact same, right. But to be fair, though,

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I mean, times have changed,and building materials have changed, and engineering
has changed, So this guy mayhave a shot at doing the same thing
and make it better. Think aboutall the cruise ships that haven't sank since
the right Oh my gosh, there'sskyscrapers in the water. One hundred percent.

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I could be wrong. I don'tknow much about nautical ship and building.
Yeah, I'm gonna guess they didn'tgo with the blueprints of the Titanic.
Oh God, I hope not.But this guy wants to. From
what I'm hearing, he wants todo the exact same Yes, okay,
I mean like again, though youcould use the exact same blueprints, just

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different building materials, stronger metals,something to that effect, the right amount
of floating devices. Then it's nota replica, right right, right right,
I mean it's it's a remake.It's a remake. You know,
the same blueprints, same Titanic,just different materials, different I guess,

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navigational electronics and stuff like that,you know, easier to spot icebergs,
whatever. Again, you can't haveany technology on it. Otherwise it's not
a replica. And let's just sayhe builds a better one, and I

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get some of us drive through thesame intersection. We have it and it
had an accident in But I don'tknow if that's a fair comparison. Do
you drive through the same intersection thatkilled your best friend or your partner?
I would if it's especially if it'son the way to work. Sometimes Yeah,

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but that's let's talk about you can'tavoid that. So this would be
luxury. You don't have to goby the icebergson to get to America.
Now that's another thing though, Imean, is he trying to do the
exact same route? Yes, okay, so he just trying to replay everything
exactly as it was. And Idon't know if I have wanted to maybe

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pray more that it succumbs to thesame fate. I don't want all those
people to die, however, whatare you doing tempting fate like that?
I'm a believer in natural selection?Man? Oh so am I You know
it looks like those guys in thesubmarine. Y'all dumbasses brought it upon yourselves
now and same way with this one. You want it have at it.

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Just know that things could go horriblywrong at any point in time. Do
you see natural selection as something thatyou see as after the fact. No,
I can sometimes see it like inthe beginning, right right, Like
when they're like, hey, we'regoing to go down there and take a
look at the Titanic that is atthe bottom of the ocean, a new
way ahead of time that this isnot gonna pan out there. Plenty of

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people have done it, though.It's not like they were the first one,
right, right, right, ButI mean those other submersibles that were
used were built for the pressure thatit will take. Oh hey, so
was this one. I bet itwas. I am confident that man believed
it was built for that in hismind. Yeah. Sure, I'm confident

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he believed. Someone who had atrack record of being right multiple times over
had no reason to not believe hewas right this time. Right. I'll
say that again because I think that'sa really important distinction about human beings.
I'm confident this man, who wasright about a lot of things that made

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him a billionaire, had all theconfidence that he was right about it this
time. Yeah. It don't matterif you're Anderson Silva. It don't matter
if you're Mark McGuire, it don'tmatter if you're Mike Tyson. It don't
matter. If you're the seven hundred, everybody d day comes right, everybody

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will fall. So to be outthere just flapping in the wind, swinging
it around, right, it's bizarreto me. Somebody said you should go
down the rabbit hole of the Titanicever sink. We kind of talked about
that. We have how it wasan insurance soul swapper room. Yeah,
there's another ship forgetting the name ofit right now, pick or something like

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that. Maybe maybe, Yeah,we did spend some time on that and
how there was this other ship andtrying to recoup money and the shell game
of insurance that rich people play withinsurance policies. Except that there were all
these really important people on the shipis the only part I get it.

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If Joe, you know, theCorbin and the Gimpies and the Lindsays of
the world are on a ship,right, But when you have some of
the biggest worldly minds at the time, right, throw in throwing Musk and
and Bezos and Gates, you know, a couple of political figures, that's
kind of like where that's at.You could make the argument because of the
Titanic, they don't let those peopleall get together in one room right,

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same reason that presidents don't ride aroundin convertibles anymore or go to theaters in
a wide open space no security right. The lessons we have learned through history.
Hey, every time, every Thisis the really hardest part about catastrophes
that happen, is that every timethat happens, we learn a way not

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to do something right. That's thething about learning something goes horribly wrong.
You figure out well that was badand how to not do that again.
Sometimes it takes the presidential head gettingblown off, yes, yes or not
or not whatever missing. But thenumber of times, I'm sure the confidence

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level of the security detail of theadvisors to Kennedy felt like it was all
good, right, going an opencar down the road. People love you,
they would love to see you.How can they see you if you're
you know, looking out the backwindow with your your head pressed against the
glass high like a kid blowing herlips and cheeks up on the window.

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Get out of here. Yeah,I'm sure the confidence level was high.
You're good, mister president. Somebodywave away. I think it's okay to
wear this pink dress. Sure,what would spill on it? Fine?
Only your husband's thoughts, that's itgreed, who's this who's this woman?

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Yeah, And keep in mind therewas also a point like the conversations afterwards
of the president, like when they'relike, all right, we got to
put them in a closed vehicle.Yeah, all right, so we make
the closed vehicle. We're like,we all right, we got to put
some steel doors on it. Okay, yeah, no, that's probably a
good idea. We'd hate for abomb to go off. And then they're

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like, oh, okay, allright, so we need to make the
doors even thicker. Oh, oh, we need a decoy car, right
right, Oh, we need anadvanced team to seal manhold covers. Oh
we have to stop traffic on thehighway. Yeah, in both directions,

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really really def yz the entire thing. After that, you can't have it
again. No, you cannot havethat happen again. It would it would
be fiscally detrimental. Oh yeah,these tumbasses didn't learn their less than the
first time. Silly Americans. Nowthere's no course that's too far. You're

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like, yeah, that makes sense. It's kind of like how we felt
on September twelfth, two thousand andone, right to how we feel on
September twelfth, twenty twenty three.Right on the twelfth, you're like whatever
tanks right at the airport, andnow you're like, oh, they're checking

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me. This guy had bullets inhis bag. It's not fair. I
remember what happened last time. Thoroughcheck about that. I can't have any
water on. Yeah, I gottatake my shoes off. Yeah, there's
a I with the bomb in hisshoe. Right, underwear, bombs and

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all kinds of stuff. Right,a guy had a bomb in his underwear.
Yes, you should be glad.You don't take your pants off.
Shows some god dang gratitude. Right, that just goes to show if they

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take you to a back room.Nah, you don't get undressed. You
don't get naked. I don't know. They don't fly. Yeah, right,
stop drive there, drive there.Hey, nobody checking my underwear if
I drive there, No, butwe'll see you next tuesday. Right,

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good luck driving to Jamaica. Right, Let me how that. Let me
know how that beef jerky tastes inthe middle of the Atlantic. Right,
That's all I need is one ofthose boat cars, you know, the
cars that also oh, oh gods, I'm approaching Florida. I'll be in
the Dominican in about a week anda half. I was watching Castaway Pizza

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Pieces of It, and it wasthe scene where he after one thousand and
fifty one days, he decides,all right, I'll take a shot.
And I was going on, thousandand fifty one, how many days am
I waiting to take my shot?One thousand and fifty one? How many
days you're waiting for someone to comesave you? Right? That was just
a thought I had, And thenyou go, all right, I got

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to take my chances, knowing goodand well that he's got to get past
that big set of waves to makeit in right, right, make it
on his way right, And hehad kind of attempted before with no success,
and he's like, all right,I got to build this thing to
blow me over a sail over thewave, and never doing it. He's

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like, not yet, Wilson,not yet, and then he does it,
and then you're like you can evensee him go all right, now,
what right? Well I got thisfar? Yeah, that's about it.
Yeah, And you're like, okay, well, but hey, you
never know unless you try one hundredpercent. I was just reading this thing

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about we are guilty sometimes of goingwhat's the right thing? Like, how
do I know this is the rightthing? How do I know when most
of the time, knowing it's theright thing is a hindsight thing. Right,
Absolutely, I don't know if Iwould ever take my shot if I'm
stranded on an island because I've seenway too many shark movies and that fear.

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They just announced the shark capital ofthe world is in America, So
I think you'd be good. Wow, because we got the most sea worlds
and aquariums. No, like sharkattacks happened on the one of the one
of the cities in America on thecoast. Wow. So because y'all throwing
your your Tazki's in the water,right, Blue Tazkis Takis Takis Shorkys is

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the Mediterranean restaurant across the street.You're not kidding. Going to Tulsa get
some Tazki's, and I'm going toCalifornia. I want to seems out of
the way. Hey, Blue Talkies, you can get those anywhere. But
they love hummus, right and thatlittle cucumber salad thing. Have you had

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their petas? Who the fuck sharkslike Peter Bread? Who would have guessed
a lemony cucumber limey thing. Prettygood, right when with the pita and
some baba knoos. I'm so tiredof eating humans. I've really got a

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straightened up my shark life. Now'sstart eating healthy. Here these hippie sharks
eating all this. How do youknow as sharks a vegetarian? It'll tell
you used to have all these sharpteeth. Now they's nothing because it's a

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vegetarian. Right, beat of sharksright them and the manatees. Gotta love
a good manate joke, all right, Tommy squeeze one. It's kind of
they just kind of swim their wayin, don't they move their way?

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Because you would have think that jokewould be protected. We've got tickets to
Orockaholma. We're gonna give away thatis Labor Day weekend over and prior we'll
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say, what the Here's Corbyn,Gibb and Lindsay with what's going on news
quakies from The Big Mad Morning,showing nineties on the five. A man
bites at bar manager's finger over incidentabout dog, leading to brawl. This
happened down in Florida where Kenneth AlvinDavis of Madera Beach was taken a jay

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on Sunday afternoon after a group ofhis friends. He became unruly when they
were told they couldn't bring their doginto the Undertow Beach bar. That's when
deputy said that Davis lunged forward andhe bit at the bar manager's finger.
The manager defended himself and punched Davisright in the face, and that's when

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the brawl between Davis's group and thebar staff broke out. The incident was
supposedly caught on video, but Icouldn't find one, and neither did the
news outlet. The fight was beingbroken up when law enforcement arrived, so
I'm assuming it looked like a scenefrom Roadhouse. The bar manager did not

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want to file battery charges. Hewas taken to the Panela's County Jail on
a charge of disorderly intoxication in afigure. We've talked about that before.
I think that is another level ofcrazy, right, Yes, to bite
somebody's finger off, absolutely, justto bite somebody in general, are we

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like five again? Come on,yeah, come on, uh. I
mean, if you're in a tussle, if you got to do is what
you got to do is I'll giveyou that. But just being an asshole
and biting somebody's finger off. Sure, if we're at the bar and you
go hey, m Effer and yourfinger pointing me and I yeah, yeah,

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I agree. But if we're lostright right right a bar fight,
yeah, it's okay. Kick themin the ball, start dirting their eyes,
bite their fingers off, do whatyou gotta do. I am not
somebody who believes there are rules infighting. They're just they're just aren't.
I mean, yeah, there,I think there are if you're fighting,

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you don't you don't brand gun toa fist fight. I think that's a
good rule. Okay, that's probablythe only one I have. You don't
need weapons in a fist fight.So let's just play that out. Let's
just play that out. Weapon.You and I are in a fight,
I bring a gun out. Yeah, you then go time out? Dim

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against the rules? All right?What if you're getting the Holy s kicked
out of you, right, andyou you don't want to die. You
got to protect yourself somehow, Soyou pull out your knife and you shake
him in the side, or youpull out your gun and shoot him in
the gut. I mean, ifyou introduce a weapon, we're now not
in a brawl, right right,It's a different kind of fight, yes,

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yeah to me, and I thinkthis is where that line's been blurred.
There's fighting like we're just whatever,two people letting out aggression, and
then there's I want to end yourlife, and that is a whole other
thing, right right. Definitely thefight that's that I've witnessed in bars and
stuff like that, there was neverof I'm going to end their life.

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Maybe it would have turned into that. I don't know, but yeah,
there's the potential there for sure.For sure. In school, there was
never someone's life's gonna end. Itwas just, hey, I'm trying to
establish my hierarchy dominance. Yeah,that's all it was. So the rule
of not bringing a gun to afistfight feels very cliche and movie esque.

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Yeah, but I don't think there'sany rules when it comes to fighting.
Yea, do what you gotta do. Man gets nicked atop a transformer statue.
This comes out of Albert like whichone bumblebee as a matter of fact.
Okay, yeah, so there's anAlbuquerque. There's this giant bumblebee statue
in front of this business. Right, Hey, you weren't kidding, I

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ain't lying. And so Memorial Day, just the other day, just the
other day, like five thirty inthe morning, this forty seven year old
dude named Hector, Hector Malaro decideshe wants to go ahead and climb to
the very top of the statue.So he does, and then the Albuquerque
I got to make sure that Iget it right. The Albuquerque community Safety

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officers not to be confused with thepolice, because they're not. The community
safety officers helped the man down andthen sent him to an emergency housing shelter.
All right, everything seems to beall right at that point. Well,
let's flash forward a couple of morehours. At like eight thirty in
the morning, Hector decides it's agood idea to climb back on top of

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this statue. When they got thepolice, actual police got several calls about
this naked man on top of thisstatue. When they get there, they
see a naked Hector. He's mostlynaked. He's got a bunny suit around
his ankles, so mostly naked,but has the option to put clothes on
at any point in time. Regardless, They went ahead and got the fire

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department with their ladder truck. Theyeventually convinced the man to come down,
and that's when they arrested him forindecent expusure. Okay, couple things.
One, Yeah, the Albuquerque CommunitySafety Team is their mental health response team.
Okay, that makes sense. They'rea part of the city police department.
They're just not police officers. Makessense. Two. The Bumblebee statue

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that got erected in twenty twenty threein downtown Albuquerque replaced the Ironman statue after
someone crashed into it. Yeah,that makes sense. It's made from scrap
metal and car parts, and theywere already plans in place to replace iron
Man, so there was no loveloss trying to make that. But it's

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not clear on why this statue existson the corner in Albuquerque. There's like,
I think there's a business here intown that has a couple of like
transformer statues out in front of theirbusiness. You know, it just draws
attention, gets people to stop byroadside attraction. I guess you could say,
yeah, no, listen, ifit's a marketing move, right,

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sure, I get it. Butif this looks like it's on the city
street corner, not like in theirfront yard of their business, right right,
it's just a reason to drive throughAlbuquerque. Yeah, let's go check
out this bumblebee statue and guys like, okay, I'm gonna take my money

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suit off mostly and climb to thetop. It's like when you go to
BUCkies and people get their picture takenwith the bucky. I'm just like,
all right, it's a big beaver. Yes it is. Police in Orange
County seek chef who stabbed another chefin the neck. When I first saw
this headline. I was trying tofigure out what restaurant would these two chefs

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be wanting to stab each other.Police California are looking for the chef who
stabbed another in the neck. Theknife attack happened Monday night at the Flaming
Buffet. Please say. The twochefs got into some kind of argument which
led to one of the chefs stabbingthe other and then running away. The
victim was rushed to the hospital andis expected to survive. They said it
did nick an artery, but theydo think that the will be okay.

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The owner who visited the guy inthe in the hospital said he's gonna he
was sitting up. He seems tobe all right, and that the argument
came at the end of a shifton a tough Memorial Day week. Terrible.
I am not replenishing the radishes.You do it, chefs, Yeah,

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I mean they got the jacket.They got the jacket. If you
were the jackets and the hats whenyou go to Banansa as a kid,
they always had the guys that wouldcome out and replenish the the bananas.
Foster always had, like the tallhats. I mean, they could have
been the ones grilling the steaks?Yeah, is that a chef closer to

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Okay? We've had these discussions beforeabout titles, right, like what is
Gordon Ramsey is a chef? Okay? And the guy who also does the
steak at the local buffet is alsoa chef? They could consider himself a
chef. Feels like the wrong classificationimaged, just different levels of chef chef.
Yes, yeah, you've got GordonRamsey who is five star premiere chef,

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and then you got the guy atthe GC who's cooking up your steak,
was you know, an aspiring chef? Are you? Are you a
chef? If you are putting burgerstogether at the fast food restaurant, might
as well you're putting their food together. Are you a chef? If you
are making a sandwich at the subshop, you're a sandwich chef. You're

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an art sandwich art. Well,that's that's a marketing name that they give
that person. I think anybody whoprepares any kind of food for consumption is
considered a chef. So if youcheck me out and get me my zin
nicotine packs and also make me apizza in the back at the gas station,

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you're a Casey chef. Absolutely absolutelyListen, if boy Aarty could do
it, anybody can do it.I don't think boy already did both.
I mean he's a chef, andbut he was the Gordon like a Gordon
Ramsey chef from my understanding. Andonce Gordon Ramsey starts canning up his you
know, beef Wellington or whatever,and then then maybe I don't know,
got to go through some sort oftraining. Okay, it's you know,

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some like hey, here's where wekeep the stakes, Here's where the lettuce
is. You build it this way. If you don't remember, look at
the diagram that's imprinted on the table. I think it's some sort of certificate
at least training, like from thehealth department. Cool. To simply answer
the question, a chef is anindividual who is trained to understand flavors,

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cooking techniques, creates recipes from scratchwith fresh ingredients, and have a high
level of responsibility within a kitchen.So I would argue then, based off
that definition, the fast food person, the guy at the buffet, the
person at the convenience store, asandwich person are not a chef. They
are not a chef. They wouldbe called a cook. A cook as

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an individual who follows established recipes toprepare. There we go. What if
he's in there testing your pizza,like making sure that the pepperoni is good.
That's not the same. That's qualitycontrol. That's a I'm hungry and
it ain't lunchtime yet. Oh listen, and I'm grateful for the cooks of
this world. Yeah, very grateful. Good morning, It's the Big Man

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Morning Show. There is a giantrabbit hole. I didn't even know existed
of Transformer statues across America. Yeah, crazy right. Somebody text in said
there's one in Barbersville. There's somebodythat texted in and said there's one in
still Water. I went down therabbit hole. They're all over America.

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Who's to say their statues? One? Sure, one who's doing it?
Two? Why? Why that movie? Uh? Because g I Joe seems
to be weird to have, youknow, giant soldiers holding guns. I'm
just thinking of you know, andhe Man's just weird. It's just a

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bizarre thing. It's to me,it's really bizarre now to have it at
an amusement park or maybe in amall. Sure that makes sense, I
guess, I guess. But whyAnd it's just it's not like it's it's
one or the other. It's notconvertible, like you can't trans bless you

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transform it right right right, andit's already you know, erect, Yes,
the robot form fully standing yes,ready, yes, battle, yes,
not like a yellow camaro just sittingout there, yes, yeah right,
which feels like you could also saythis is a transformer statue and people
be like, Okay, that makessense. Well he just hasn't transformed yet.

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It's really bizarre, isn't it.I had no idea there were so
many, Like in Vega. There'sone in Vegas. Sure, that makes
sense. Vegas is a weird touristtrap place, so it makes sense for
it to be there. In LaYeah, sure, Hollywood, New York
City, in Times Square okay,yeah right, Bartlesville, Albuquerque, right,

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Georgetown all right, Wisconsin. Howdo we get people to visit wool
of Rock. Well, let's putup a giant transformer statue that'll burn people
in and then we'll have pam.Let's just say go to wool Rock,
okay, while you're here. SoI've been to Woola Rock more than once,

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and each time I go, Ideveloped this even more appreciation for it.
Okay, and I recently found becauseif you've ever been there, there's
a lot of stuffed animal heads throughoutright that look like trophies from hunting.
And there's this one back stairwell wherehe has like jackalopes and two headed cows

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and all these things. So itsent me down a rabbit hole of all
this. Come to find out,Frank Phillips did not hunt all those It
was given to. One was givento him as a joke, and then
it just became a thing, right, and people started giving them to Dude,
there's right, how hilarious is that? There's hundreds, if not thousands,

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and he didn't hunt a damn no, dude, there's a massive banquet
room filled with them. What arewe going to do with this rhinoceros head?
Give it Frank. Frank's got thathouse up in Oklahoma, you know,
yeah, yeah, yeah, ranchright, they'll know what to do
with it. Yeah, pretty funny. All right, we've gotten all right,
So we went from that to transfer. Okay, let's see what Lindsay

(36:13):
has for boss the walls courts.The Western Conference Finals will not end in
a sweep. The Minnesota Timberwolves avoidedelimination with a one oh five to one

(36:34):
hundred win over the Dallas Mavericks inGame four at the American Airline Center.
Anthony Edwards led the charge with twentynine points, ten rebounds, and nine
assists to help the Wolves notch theirfirst win of the series. Dallas leads
the series three to one heading intoGame five tomorrow night at seven thirty back

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in Minneapolis, and yesterday, newsbroke of a lawsuit filed against current Washington
commander's kicker Brandon McManus. In thesuit, McManus is accused of committing sexual
assault on two women by rubbing himselfagainst them and grinding against them during a
flight to London when he was withthe Jacksonville Jaguars. The Jags also are

(37:17):
cited in the suit for failing tocreate a safe environment for staff serving the
team. In response, Brett R. Galloway, attorney for McManus, calls
the allegations fictitious and false and accusesit of being an extortion attempt. That's
your balls to the wall Sports,I'm lindsay in ninety seven to five,

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Good Morning, It's the Big ManMorning Show, nine to one, eight
four six kmod can also text BMMSand then what you want to say to
eight you nine four five, Goodmorning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. The
absolute loudest weekend of the year ishappening Labor Day weekend in Prior, USSA.

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It is Rock Lahoma, where youwill see Avenge, Sevenfold, Evan
Essence, Disturbed, a slip Knot, just to name a few. We've
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at the website that rockskmod dot com. Good morning can be well good morning.

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Before rock Klahoma, you can primeyour music festival pump with the Rockdriver
Music Festival happening at Sparrow Hawk Parkdown there at the Illinois River. You
can join me June thirteenth through thesixteenth Rehab Texas Hippy Coalition and a buttload
of more musicians. It's a wholeweekend thing. Float the river by day
and then we'll party r asses offat night. Get your details at rock

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the Verfesta dot com. That's rA w u K. Then you're good.
Linsen Linzen Linsen Linzen l A nd s e Y Lindsay Lindsay Lindsey
U n d sd y Lincy.Oh god. One someone boasted up on

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Reddit and I actually asked a questionon our Facebook page and Instagram if brands
were brutally honest, what would theirnew slogan be? And you can add
to the list. And some ofthese are hysterical. Uh, for example,
if brands were brutally honest Boeing.If it's Boeing, I'm not going

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Target when you'll pay a little moreto not shop at Walmart? Very true.
I want to Target the other dayand I had my oldest with me,
and I said I have to buya new bathing suit and I knew
that Target had them thirty percent offand he said, oh cool, I've

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never been into Target. And Ithought, I've never taken you to Target.
The hell kind of mother am?I? I was blown away that
he had never been into Target.I'm not. I mean if you go
there to escape from your family,to get a break from them, right
right. But I don't really shopthere because I always end up spending too
much money every time I go.And of course I did, and while

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we were in there, he waslike, put your blinders on. Mom,
put your blinders on, because ofcourse I went into the home department
and I did. I had toput my blinders on, so I wouldn't
buy anything, But it was Idid feel like this one is so true
when you'll pay a little more tonot shop at Walmart. And I do
shop at Walmart a lot, butI could see the difference while I was

(41:08):
in there. It just felt cleanerand it was almost friendlier. Yeah,
and the selection of the bathing suits, for example, were a lot better.
I feel like they're pretty equal.Sometimes. Frontier Airlines we're not happy

(41:30):
until you're not happy. I don'tget that one. I've never flown frontier
airlines. Wouldn't any business have thatslogan, We're not happy until you're not
happy. Okay, Tinder feel lonelierthan ever. We wouldn't know that one

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either, Okay. Guitar Center whereyou can hear the first two bars of
Stairway to Heaven all day long.MHM. Ticket Master where best choice is
no choice. Truth. Yeah,definitely. Benadryl. You can't have allergies

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if you're asleep, very true.Is the only medication that knocks me out,
Not even Nikewe Nope. Do youknow they say you shouldn'take ben a
drill anymore? Why it is?I didn't know this was a thing.
It is an old generation anti histamine, all right, d what I don't

(42:36):
understand old generation as opposed. There'sa new type of anaistamine, newer generation.
Yeah, and a histamin So makingit safer or you won't make your
drowsy. Okay, I've never takenbenadriol a day in my life. Doesn't
surprise me. Yeah. Yeah,have you taken any other allergies? You
could have just started with medicine exactly. No, I really don't suffer from

(42:58):
allergies, so lucky I'll have toworry about that. I didn't suffer from
allergies until I moved to Oklahoma.Taco Bell, it's late, you're high,
We're open, makes sense. McDonald's. Technically we're working, but our
ice cream machine isn't right. Yeah, Facebook, where your privacy goes to

(43:22):
die. This is if brands werebrutally honest. Red Bull because sleep is
for the week, not terrible.Google, we know everything you've ever done.
YouTube where cats are more famous thanyou. True? Yeah, Walmart,

(43:49):
where people watching is a sport.True? McDonald's. We're loving it,
but your arteries might not. Facebookconnecting you with people you barely remember
from high school. Truth. Starbucksoverpriced coffee with a sign of pretentiousness,

(44:14):
Domino's pizza better than starving right,read bull giving you wings and heart condition
YouTube where productivity goes to die unlessyou're learning how to be productive. That's
true. Same could be said forTikTok. True somebody texts in with target

(44:38):
Target where you want to pay higherprices for the same s product Walmart has?
Yeah? Uh, fitbit making youfeel guilty for every step you don't
take. So true. I don'tthink a lot of people have fitbits.
I love my fitbit, use thebox for absolutely anything else. First of

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all, that's the worst one becauseit should be Altoids. Your lady will
love it. Why does it burn? Yeah, Altoids, there's a lot
of altids free mints with every purchaseAltoids. F your taste buds. Here's

(45:28):
a can. Yeah. Staples,no one actually works here. Yeah,
you can never find help when you'rein there. I can't tell you the
last time I went to a Staples. Why would you would what would you
potentially need from a Staples school supplies. No, lookod, I was like,
that was the last time that Iwalked into a Staples. Wasn't needing

(45:50):
school supplies? Yeah, getting acouple of notebooks or whatever? But why
get them there and not at likeWalmart or Target? That was her choice?
So you really didn't go you weretaken to. I was there.
I was in the building. Ipulled up in the parking lot and opened
the door of the said stables.So let's go back to the original question.
When was the last time you wantedto go to a stables? And

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I don't know, it's been awhile. Yellow Pages here, you can
throw this away. True, that'swhat I do with them straight in the
right. I swear if they putanother one in my yard, I'm thinking
about suing them, suing them fortrespassing and loitering and littering and everything else.

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Right, what do you who usesthose anymore? I have no idea.
My mom, who grew up withphones, had a hard time even
getting rid of a home phone,finally made that transition. Even she's like,
I don't want a phone book?Right, Yeah, my mom still
has a landline, But does sheuse her Yellow Pages that she gets to
know because she has Google. Whydoes she have a landline? I have

(47:00):
no no clue. Some habits arejust hard to put exactly. I think
defensive habit. I think they probablygive them away free now probably absolutely.
Yeah. Uh, Burger King becauseWendy's is closed once in a while,
I got a hankering. I'm pickingBurger King over Wendy's. You think so?

(47:21):
Yeah? Oh man, spicy nugsand and bacon, E good good
whopper, the chicken sandwich. Ihaven't had the chicken sandwich, the chicken
fries. I'll give you the chickenfries. I was thinking Burger King not
that long ago. And there's onebroken arrow up there on Elm or whatever.

(47:44):
I was like, where's the closestone. Okay, that's it,
go buy there. Not a soulin the parking lot. I went to
Bueno instead. And this seems tobe how most buqs are. I don't
see a lot of people, youknow, like even McDonald's they got a
parking lot right, not to bekey. Have you seen the Chipotle thing
that's happening. So apparently when yougo to Chipoli, they've been cutting back

(48:08):
on how much they put in yourbowl or whatever, like if you get
a bowl right, and so peopleare outraged and that I guess there's this
like they've had to deal with somuch outrage from people at Chipotle that the
managers are like, if somebody's filming, just overdo their bowl right. And

(48:30):
so so there's a trend happening onlineof people testing the Chipotle phone tack okay
and then like filming while they're gettingand it's it's disgustingly overwhelming. I'm like,
there's no way that is real.Yeah, they're going to be the
next Red Lobster because you know theydon't want to be have bad publicity.

(48:52):
Dude, the Red Lobster rabbit holeis insane. Yeah, you think it's
in the shrimp. It's that's noteven it. That's not even a blip
on the reason why they're going bankrupt. It's crazy. Please tell me the
CEO has like a bad cocaine problemor nothing like that. No gambling,

(49:13):
no prostitutes, no, none ofthat. Uh no, Well you'll have
to tune in tomorrow. I can'twait. I mean, I know they
put their biscuits in the in thegrocery stores, and you think that was
their downfall. I love their biscuits. But if you don't have to go
there for they're not the same.They really are, They really are.

(49:35):
They're good, good, they're good. But if you had bisquick and cheese,
you could have done it. Thatis true too, But no one
thinks that they can spirit airlines.We got you there alive. What else
do you want? That's not bad? Sure? I mean yeah, right,

(49:58):
And here's one for the Titanic.Oh good, Yeah, God said,
hold my beer and watch this.I don't get it because God said
only because their slogan was only Godcould sink this ship. God only God
himself couldn't sink this ship. Thatwas their slogan. God himself couldn't sink

(50:19):
That was their slogan. Yeah,huh, yeah, somebody had texted one
for us, says the Big ManWarner Show. He's right, she's mom.
And his stories will haunt your dream, especially his sex stories. What
was the Boeing one? Yeah,we're not going We're not going to go.
We're not going to go back tothem hot pockets where every bite is

(50:43):
a different temperature. Oh God,yes, truth so true. Is hot,
some is ice cold, some isjust kind of I mean, their
their hot garbage or cold garbage.That's why I don't eat them. Netflix.
We're raising the price of the subscriptionagain. Yeah yeah, And and

(51:06):
we're going to raise the price ifyou're sharing a password. I found that
out too. I mean, likewe knew that it was happening. They
told you twice, yes, yes, yes. If you got more to
add to the list, you canadd them on our Facebook page. You
can text them in or on ourInstagram yellow pages. Look, we printed
part of the internet for you tothrow away the best one. Yeah,

(51:30):
absolutely so, go Adam. Ifbrand names were honest Linsen Linsen, Linsen,
Linzen, l n d SC whyLindsey Lindsey Lindsey and the Syncy Morning

(52:00):
Show, Oh yeah, he's comingright back. A Big Mad Morning Show
telsas Rock Station ninety seven to fiveKMO, Good morning, It's the Big
Mad Morning Show nine one, eightfour six oh kmo D. You can

(52:22):
also text bmms and then what youwant to say to eight two nine four
five. Let's go ahead play agame because we got tickets to Rocklaholmer.
We're gonna give away Labor Day weekendprior USA disturb slipknot a bunch of others.
Full lineup link for tickets at kmoddot com and we're gonna play pick

(52:43):
the flip. Current record is lookslike I am leading with eight. You
have five Lindsey dead ass last beforelast week's winter. Let'll be wing,
so Corbyn and Lindsay at nine oneeight four six O kmo D nine one
eight four six O kmo D callup. Decide who's going to be your
clue giver. Wherever you got themost ride is going to win those tickets
to rock Lahoma. Good morning,you're on the air. What is your

(53:06):
name? Bobby? Bobby? Whodo you want to give clues? Bobby,
Lindsay or Corbyn? Corbyn? Bobby? Sixty seconds are on the clock.
Timer starts after the first clue.You ready, Yes, we go,
Leonardo DiCaprio. A bear eats himand then he gets from correct double

(53:29):
pointer. This movie title has thename of the actor in it. He
played the Russian in Uh, theMatt Damon movie. You've got John Malcovitch,
right, there's a word before it. When you are trying to emulate
somebody copy finish a human being beingMalkovich, You've got part of it.

(53:55):
You got to add his full namebeing John Malkovich. Correct. Uh,
this is Hugh Jackman and metal comesout of his fingers Wolverine. Yes,
uh, double pointer. This isthe lead singer of the Sex Pistols and
his wife. Oh god, blankvicious. Yes, you're being a blank

(54:24):
girl time. I didn't know whatthe clue should be for that one,
dude, you were so close.Four is what we got that might be
good enough for the win. Sohang on the line. Okay, okay,
good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Hello

(54:45):
the girl? Good morning you're onthe air. Yeah, Hi, okay,
turn your radio down. Yes,before I shoot myself in the face.
What is your name? Taylor?Taylor? All right, you got
sixty seconds, Taylor, You andLindsey got to beat four. Are you
ready? Yes, sir, herewe go. Eddie Murphy is the police
officer in California, Beverly Hilltop.Yes. Reese Witherspoon is trying to be

(55:10):
an attorney. Move on, yes, Abraham, President Abraham Lincoln. Yes,
Uh, this is Ben Stiller andhe he gets married to a blonde
No, and he's he Oh god, yes, this is a double pointer.

(55:38):
Think of Greek mythology and no,no, pass. Okay, this
is a this was an eighties ninetiestelevision show turned movie. Hasselhoff red bathing
suits. Yes, uh, thisis a Quentin Tarantino film. And you

(56:02):
no and uh not cat the oppositeof cats. Time. Congratulations, Taylor,
you're getting those? Yes, maybeshe duck. I think she said
duck. So I can't do that. Yeah. Yeah, in a previous

(56:28):
form of the show, you wouldnot win, but you did. Congratulations.
Hang on the line. Okay,thanks, Yeah, welcome bobbyfore was
not enough friend. I'm so sorry. Man, all right, thank you,
all right, buddy, see youlater. Here's the one that ends,
Lindsay ended on Quentin Tarantino, misterpink, mister white. Yeah,

(56:52):
body of water kept for drinking,right, the opposite of cat, reservoir
dogs. Yeah. And then theone that you passed on, yeah,
Medusa. If you look in hereyes, you turned to stone robot owl.
They it was in eighties and thenthey remade it. You were right

(57:13):
in terms of uh Greek mythology,Clash of the Titans. Uh. And
then the one that I ended on, yeah, sex pistols and you were
right blank vicious And then he didhe say sid I thought he said it.
Yeah, and then you could saymaybe mystery novels blank Drew, but

(57:35):
the girl blank Drew and hope thathe thinks of Nancy, but would because
he probably was a big Nancy.What do you think, GIMPI thinking Bobby's
a big Nancy Drew fan? Uh, missus Carrigan the s famous Nancycy.
There's not a lot of famous Nanciesout there. Okay, so Nancy Pelosi,

(57:59):
that would have been perfect. Thereyou go, Kerrigan solid, yeah,
Drew, Nancy Reagan, Nancy Reagan. Yeah. See there are a
lot of family famous. Nancy's nameof Nancy girl, Nancy girl, right,
Nancy boy, Nancy boy. Hereyou go. Yeah, all right
the record now Ella keeps me ina lead with eight, but now times

(58:19):
you and Lindsay with five inach.The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Elsa's
Morning shown KMOT, Good morning,It's the Big Mad Morning Show four six

(58:50):
O KMOT. You can also textBMMS and then what you want to say
to eight two nine, four fiveComing up, we got our time five
songs Top five songs about truckers fromlistener Thankful for Truckers. We'll get to
that coming up in a little bit. But right now we've got to see
what Gimpi has in his four xfour Wow call. It says here that

(59:14):
Pope France has apologizes for using ananti Gaesler. Pope Frank is apologizing for
using an anti Goesler nearing a meetingwith the bishops. Italian newspapers report that
he made the remark in a closeddoor meeting last week while saying gay men
shouldn't be allowed to train for thepriesthood. The Vatican said in a statement,

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the eighty seven year old Pope neverintended or to offend or express himself
in hopopomic terms, and he extendshis apologies to those who felt offended by
the use of the term. Asreported by others, what did he say?
He said that gay end shouldn't beallowed to train for the priesthood?

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Was it? I don't but okay, you don't think so? No,
no, no, I'm like,how is that offensive? Book? But
I could see how people could itwas his opinion, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah. But nowhe's got up what's this. I don't
know what the slang thing he said. That's kind of where I'm at.
That's why I'm like, I'm withyou. I don't know where the anti
gay slur is in there, butwhatever, it's not like you call them
other names, you know what I'msaying. He's just expressed his opinion,

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but I guess he pissed off somepeople so he had to apologize. Not
unless there's a study that links earlyex expo explosure exposure to peanuts and a
lower allergies, not nuts. Anew study shows that feeding pea nuts to
children could reduce the risk of developingan allergy. The study, published in

(01:00:44):
the New England Journal of Medicine,shows a strong link between exposure to pea
nuts before the age of five andthe lower risk of peanuts allergies. The
tolerance developed from exposure to peanuts lasteven in older children and study participants as
old as thirteen. So there's atheory on why kids develop allergies now more

(01:01:07):
than they have peanut allergies now morethan ever, and one of them is
their lack of exposure to peanuts orpeanut powder, right, and that you
know they directly associate it with littlekids eat little toastios you know what those
are, and you buy them inthe little canister or whatever. And apparently

(01:01:27):
they used to have like a peanutpowder in them, and then they got
away from it. And so kidsbecause a lot of kids eat those when
they're babies, yeah yeah, yeah, right, babies, young, young
god toddlers, right, and thatthey haven't been exposed and that they say
kids like that are allergic to it. Now they can start with those,
okay, because you can buy them, like I guess another country like America

(01:01:51):
is the only one that they've neutralizedthem, and that that will help,
And that's kind of what they're saying. I don't know if you should be
giving spoonfuls of peanut butter to yourtoddler, eat it, keep him quiet
for a little while after. Iwould think that if the mother was eating
them while she's pregnant, eating nutsand things like that, it would help

(01:02:12):
to I don't know. I mean, isn't that the same as going,
oh, you ate Brussels sprouts,and you should love Brussels sprouts because I
ate them when you were pregnant,right, right. The baby doesn't come
out wanting to marble red either,So I mean you got that right,
saying uh man who invaded nan thrust, Yes, invaded Nancy Pelosi's house apologizes
The judge who sent David Pop tothirty years in prison says she made an

(01:02:36):
air roar by not giving him achance to speak in court back in May.
Now he got his chance yesterday andhe said I'm sorry, uh partly
so I might get his sentence reduced. But the judge was unmoved and re
sentenced him to the same thirty yearsof courius. That's the guy that broke
into the house and beat the manwith a hammer. Have you seen that

(01:02:58):
video where he smacks Hi with thehammer? You're like now, lastly here
Subulpa Route sixty six Auto Museums offeringfree admission to first responders. The Heart
of Route sixty six Auto Museum andSupulpa is offering free admission to first responders
and their families. May twenty eighththrough June one. First Responders Week is
meant to highlight the important contributions theworkers play in the community. The museum

(01:03:21):
says. Police officers, paramedics,firefighters, and other emergency personnel can bring
their IDs or wear their uniforms andreceive free admission. Family members can also
get in free, but you haveto come with them. The Texans are

(01:03:46):
rewarding one of their young playmakers witha massive contract extension. Houston is signing
wide receiver Nico Collins to a threeyear, seventy two points seventy five million
dollars deal that inc ludes fifty twomillion dollars guaranteed. The contract for Collins
has a maximum value of seventy fivemillion dollars. The twenty five year old

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totaled eighty receptions for one thousand,two hundred and ninety seven yards and eight
touchdowns in fifteen games last season.He was selected by the Texans in the
third round of the twenty twenty oneNFL Draft out of Michigan. The Bengals
are without two of their premier playmakersto begin organized team activities. Cincinnati wide

(01:04:30):
receivers Jamar Chase and t Higgins werenot present for the startup team workouts on
Tuesday. Higgins has yet to signthe franchise tag that was placed on him
by the team earlier this offseason,while Chase is eligible for a massive contract
extension following his first three NFL seasons. Defensive tackle Sheldon Rankins and projected starting

(01:04:51):
right tackle Trent Brown also set outthe start of OTAs The Bengals will hold
workouts on Wednesday and Thursday before forwrapping up OTAs with three sessions next week.
The baseball record books are about toundergo a big change. According to
USA Today, all the former NegroLeague players will have their statistics officially incorporated

(01:05:15):
into Major League Baseball's historical records.The addition of Negro League stats officially makes
Hall of Fame catcher Josh Gibson oneof the greatest of all time. Gibson,
who spent his entire career in theNegro Leagues, is now MLB's new
all time career leader in batting average, slugging percentage OPS, and holds the

(01:05:38):
all time single season records in eachof those categories. And The heavyweight championship
rematch between Tyson Fury and Alexander Yusekwill take place on December twenty first in
Saudia, Arabia. Chairman of SaudiaArabia's General Entertainment Authority announced Yes ear announced

(01:06:00):
just this morning. Yusik became undisputedheavyweight champion when he beat Fury via a
split decision victory in their first highlyanticipated fight earlier this month. One judge
scored the fight one fourteen one thirteenfor Fury, but was overruled by scores
of one fourteen one thirteen and onefifteen one twelve for the Ukrainian. Yusik

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is the first unified heavyweight champion sinceLennox Lewis defeated Evander Holyfield back in nineteen
ninety nine. It was a rematchin Vegas. Meanwhile, it was Fury's
first defeat of his professional career.Fury said in the ring after their first
fight that he'll look to correct hisrecord in the rematch. Interesting. That'll

(01:06:45):
be an interesting fight because he'll comeback and either be the guy we've seen
him be or we now know hiscareers over He did say after that fight
he had a couple of good rounds, but overall, I think I should
have won that. Yeah. Whywould a fighter say anything different in a
split decision? Yeah. Tonight,the Dallas Stars take a two to one

(01:07:09):
series lead up north as the EdmontonOilers try to even things up in the
NHL Western Conference Finals series or riskputting themselves in a serious hole. The
face off is at seven thirty pm, which with action seen on TNT,
True TV and Max. And that'syour Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm
Lindsay in ninety seven to five KMmovie. Good morning, It's the Big

(01:07:50):
Mad Morning Show nine one eight foursix oh kmod You can also text bmms
and then what you want to sayto A two nine four five, Good
morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.Gabriel Philuffy Iglesias will be at the Cove
at River Spirit Casino on Friday,June nineteenth, and you can sign up

(01:08:13):
to win tickets at the website thatRocks at kmoda dot com. Good luck.
He was just on Celebrity Wheel Fortunelast night. Yeah he was.
Good morning Gibbe. Well, goodmorning Corbyn. Rock Klaholm. I was
gonna be here soon every day weekendprior USA. Get you full line up
your link for tickets the game withyou dot com. All right, let's
do fill in the blank news.I will read a headline lead part of
it out. You guys have toguess what the blank part should be.

(01:08:35):
First. One blank World War IIveteran attends Memorial Day Orioles game. I'll
help you blank year old World Wartwo veteran attends Memorial Day Orioles game.
Oh main, he's got to bepushing what one hundred and fifteen. Maybe
I was gonna say one hundred andfour least bare minimum one hundred ninety seven.

(01:09:02):
Maybe thanks, you gotta be old. I want to say one hundred
and four. Let's go with athirty four year old, no way World
War two veteran. One hundred andthree year old World War two veteran William
Billy Keyes attended the Oil's Memorial Daygame at Camden Yards. Mister Keyes sat
in the suite level and was welcomedby the governor. During the war,

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Keyes was a member of the primarilyAfrican American seven hundred and sixty first Tank
Battalion known as the Black Panthers,who liberated thirty towns in a Jewish concentration
camp. After the military, Keysbecame a DC police officer and went to
work as a teacher for more thanthree decades. Wow. Nineteen year old
survives blank foot fall in Washington State. Nineteen year old survives blank foot fall

(01:09:54):
in Washington State. I think Iknow this one. I remember seeing the
headline. Of course I didn't readthe story, and I mostly like,
like a four hundred foot fall orsomething like it, or it was some
outrageous number. I was like,well, that's impressive. But at the
same time, I watched a TikTokvideo of Walrus's falling off of cliffs to

(01:10:17):
get back into the ocean. Uhhuh, and they survived, okay,
some of them four hundred feet Anineteen year old man is lucky to be
alive after falling down a four hundredfoot canyon in Washington State. For those
that aren't sure how tall that is, the Statue of Liberty is three hundred
feet Wow. The Mason County Sheriff'soffice as the man was walking off trail

(01:10:38):
along steep terrain under a bridge whenhe slipped and fell over the weekend,
Please say it's amazing he survived thefall with only minor injuries. Sunken cruise
ship in Delta inspired by TV showsBlank Sunken cruise ship in Delta inspired by
TV's Blank deilt Burg. I meanthat's both Delta's Delta Airline, TV's America's

(01:11:08):
Funny Stone videos, TV's U what'sthat below deck? Okay? Or oh
deadliest catch. New details are comingto light about the sunken cruise ship in

(01:11:29):
the California Delta. The Aurora wasonce a luxury liner inspired by the hit
seventies TV show The Love Boat.The vessel began working taking on water last
Wednesday and was leaking diesel fuel intothe waterway. Coast Guard officials say its
top priority is cleaning up the spill. Former owners bought the vessel from Craigslist
ad in two thousand and eight withthe hope of restoring this historic ship that

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once cruised the Masses to the GreekIslands, Alaska, and South Pacific after
World War Two. Wilson sold theman sold the Aurora last October, citing
the costly upkeep of the boat.Hey man, they said, best two
days of owning the boat or theday buy it in the day selling right
right. Bear named Oreo snacks onblank. Bear named Oreo snacks on blank.

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I feel like the obvious answers oreos. But maybe he doesn't like that
filling either, So maybe he's eatingtalkies or Azeki's No. I think that's
exactly what he broke in and stolewas a big bag of oreos. Yeah,

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and that's why they're calling him Oreo. A black bear named Oreo found
his way into a home to eathis namesake snack. The bear broke into
the home in the southern California foothillcommunity of Monrovia. This past weekend,
he went straight to the kitchen grabwhat he wanted and was caught on video
leaving through the back door with thebox of cookies in his mouth. The

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homeowner, say Oreo, has beengoing to several properties in the neighborhood,
roaming backyards to look for food andto take a dip in swimming pools.
World's longest serving blank dies, World'slongest serving blank dies, longest serving wagers

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okay, politician, Oh yeah,garbage man, World's longest serving of spaghetti,
longest I like the politician. TheManassas woman who holds the Guinness World

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Record as the longest serving flight attendanthas passed away. Betty Now died May
seventeenth, at the age of eightyeight after contracting breast cancer. She started
her career with Eastern Airlines in nineteenfifty seven and moved to American during their
merger in nineteen ninety. Nash wasa familiar face for travelers on flights between

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Reagan National and New York and Bostonover nearly seven decades of service. She
kept a full work schedule until shefell ell ill. This past spring.
Goodbye old Fred blank year old arrestedafter terrorizing California neighborhood with slingshot. Blank
year old arrested after terrorizing Californian neighborhoodwith slingshot. That's about time they caught

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that Dennis the menace, right twelveyear old nine year old now and it
is probably gonna be sithing like aforty year old or something like that out
there, just terrorizing neighborhoods with asling shot. Damn, I don't know
what are you using a slingshot for? All kinds of terrorizing the neighborhood he
used ahh, squirrels, birds,thirteen year old neighbors. An elderly California

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man is behind bars after he reportedlyterrorized his neighborhood with a slingshot for more
than ten years. Wown Prince RaymondKing eighty one was taken into custody late
last week after he spent the previousdecade using his slingshot to smash windows,
damage vehicles, and scare his neighborsand cause other problems. According to the

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police quote, we conducted a linkthe investigation and learned that during the course
of nine to ten years, dozensof citizens were being victimized by a serial
slingshot shooter. According to the policedepartment, he broke windows, windshields,
and almost struck people with ball bearings. In the arrest, officers seized his
slingshot and a number of ball bearings. Please say he is currently being held

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with no bond. Arrest records revealeighty one. Yeah. Yeah, that
means he started when he was seventy. Yeah, don't ever think it's too
late. No, Right, anda slingshot is not an easy I mean
they say your strength goes as youget older, right, right, be

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able to have to pull that thingback and then let it fly. But
I mean, if that's what he'sdoing, he's just working out those muscles
all the time. Right, surelyhe's got the arm strength to the pinsion
pull. Right, you're doing twomuscle works at the same multiple muscle works
at the same time. Yeah,like atropiece of thing and eighty one.
It definitely exists. Oh absolutely.But I don't think he was the old

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fit guy you saw on television.No, but maybe maybe that's been his
weapon of choice since he was likesix, and that's all he carries around.
Yeah, I know, he's like, who needs guns when I got
a sling shot exactly? Or doyou think maybe he was like cleaning out
old boxes in his basement and hefound it and he was like, oh,
this old thing, I'm gonna usethis, and then for a decade

(01:16:58):
shot out in neighbor's windows. Right, because he's a menace or a little
snile. Yeah, I or hethought he saw something, yes, Or
during the day he goes and likefixes their mailbox and says hello, hello
to the little kids and hands outice cream, and then at night he
terrorizes them like he's living two lives. I've already's been doing it for so

(01:17:18):
long, like he had been fixingpeople's mailboxes or whatever and went unappreciated and
he was over it. Or that'show he's getting his business by breaking out
windows and stuff. Ah, that'show he does it. Yeah, I
see that your window's broken there.I could fix it for you. Blank
face backlash over sudden tour cancelation.Blank face backlash after sudden tour cancelation.

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Oh, I mean that could bea number of guns and roses or I'm
trying to think of who's on tourright now, Aerosmith. Yeah, I
could see that the Black Crows notmy crew. A lot us more said,

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yeah, Pink, maybe maybe theBeg's. I don't think the Beg's
are touring. A BG might betouring. The Black Keys are facing criticism
over their sudden cancelation of their Americanarena tour. The band had originally made
no announcement that the tickets were withdrawn, and ticket outlets posted call off notices

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for the International Player's tour. Fansaccused the band of setting unrealistic prices for
tickets, with them costing between onehundred and three hundred dollars. They also
accuse the Black Keys of being unrealisticwith trying to play an arena of that
size. One fan said, whoeverthought booking this band in arenas in twenty
twenty four should be fired. Ticketsare removed on Sunday, and the band

(01:18:51):
addressed it on Monday, saying they'regoing to make changes to the North American
leg. Well in will be announcingrevised set of dates soon. They're good
enough for a tours. Oh,I mean, they did a good job
at the Bok Center a few yearsback. Yeah, here's the thing that
I don't think people realize is Idon't think the band goes, we're gonna

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play arenas. They their management companygoes to a company like Live Nation,
and Live Nation goes, we'll giveyou a million dollars for your tour.
You're gonna give us twenty dates,and then they go back and forth on
parameters, and then the band promotergives them a million dollars like an advance,

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and then they do the tour andwhere they get booked is where they
get booked. And a place likeLive Nation has multiple relationships and big arenas.
They set the ticket price, andthen they start making the band.
They go, all right, wegive you a million dollars. Hey this
show, we spent this much onsecurity, so we back that out.

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Now you well it's this much money. It is a giant. If you
think the band's getting away with murder, right, you need to dig into
what happens in the promotion business.Nowaday with bands, they get screwed.
Now, maybe the black kids weredoing it on their own right, but
typically that is how it works.As bands get they get advanced, and
then they've got to they don't knowwhere they're playing. They just promoter deals

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with all that. No wonder theticket prizes or so high. Kings of
Leon earned blank Sorry, Kings ofLeon earned blank top ten album on the
Billboard chart. Kings of Leon earnstheir blank top ten on the Billboard chart
First. I want to say.They've had more than just one on the

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top ten on the Billboard Charts.They might have had a top ten single,
but their entire album I don't Know, Yeah, Let's go with fifth
I Want to Be Positive, earnstheir fifth I say first. Kings of

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Leon are earning another top ten onBillboard's Top album Sales chart. The band's
ninth album, Can We Please HaveFun, made its debut at number three
on the chart, best marks theirsixth top ten on the specific chart.
Six I'm a Kings of Leon fanand I was shocked at six. It
also landed in the top ten onseveral other charts, including Top Rock and

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Alternative Albums, Top Rock Albums,and Top Current album Sales Charts. Blank
Show in Munich Struck by Lightning,oh So band name, Blank Show in
Munich Struck by Lightning, Rumstein,Aqua Tool, A Perfect Circle, Metallica,

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Flipnotuh Right, set for It,God's Like I Am so tired of
that damn song, come up withsomething new. Metallica show in Munich had
a very special guest, Lightning.The May twenty fourth show saw the legendary
band hit with heavy rain. Duringthe closing song Master of Puppets, lightning

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appeared in the sky and I dohave the clips. You guys can see
it. I sent a video showingLars playing in the rain. It's a
bad ass video, and then thevideo of the lightning strike in the background
while they're playing Master Puppets. Prettycool. If that happens during well,
if that happens during Black Keys not, you're like, okay, But for

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some reason with Metallica, it feelstotally badass. It meant to happen.
Sorry, I couldn't hear everybody talking. It almost looks like it's meant to
happen during a Mindehlka show. Yes, Jack White Blank rumors fly Jack White
Blank rumors fly solo for a while, so there's no solo rumors unless it

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is a divorce and then it willbe flying solo. Yeah, or tour
going on tour. That wouldn't makesense. Retirement, Okay, you can
move here to Tulsa. He seemsto like Tulsa Long. I believe he
has a house here. I seeis Jack White collaborating with Eminem? Yesterday,

(01:23:36):
the White Stripes lead singer and guitaristshared a random post consisting of three
photos of Eminem rocking a prime hoodie. He didn't include a caption, leaving
people guessing as to what the postcould actually be about. Speculation ran wild
in the comments section, with remarkslike if there's a collab here, the
entire planet will faint all at once, and what if Jack is on Eminem's

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new album that's coming out soon.Last Monday, Eminem shared a cryptic tweet
that included a photo of a textmessage with the vanishing effect revealing the words
and for my last trick, thatdate was May thirty first, twenty twenty
four. At twelve am. I'dseen something that Eminem was teaming up with
Riba as well, and I waslike, well, that's interesting. I

(01:24:17):
mean, it's not out of therealm that he could do a collab album
and then be done. And Ithink with that, because the new album
is going to be called The Deathof Slimshady, that may be what's happening
here, and so that would surpriseme. Him doing off the wall collaborations
with Jack White, Reba McIntyre,god knows who else. I mean,

(01:24:41):
he has said that he is notin it anymore. Like he's like,
I've had my fun, I'm good, I'm out. Yeah, And what's
good for him? Yeah? Fiftyone feels like a good time to be
like, yeah, I'm good.What do you think is networth is?
I was just about to ask thesame thing. I'm going to say.
Eminem's got a net worth of twoand fifty mili I'd say a billion,

(01:25:03):
billion billion. He's in the BeyonceTaylor Swift world, I think so he
is not not even close. Uh, gimb you got a right, two
hundred fifty million. Okay, Ididn't even look blank. I'm sorry.
Lizzie Hale says new music is blank. Lizzie Hale says new music is blank,

(01:25:24):
hot garbage. I was gonna say. The interaction is so important.
Lizzie Hale says, new music isblank. New music is blank. New
music is on the way. Okay. I could see that because Woman's last
time Hailstorm had an album out ornew songs, right, So I could

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see that new music is on theway. It's Hard to Do. Hailstorm's
front woman Lizzie Hale, is talkingabout the band's next album. In a
new interview, the singer was askedif she thinks the band will least some
new music this year or fans willhave to wait until next year. She
said, you know what I've learnedthis, I can make all the promises

(01:26:06):
in the world. I would loveto do that. I'm hoping that we
will have at least something to showyou before the end of the year,
but I know how this goes.I end up promising dates and then something
happens and some recall from mastering,or something doesn't work out with numbers or
whatever it is. So I'm notmaking promises, but I will tell you
that it will be worth the wait. I mean, yeah, she's got

(01:26:29):
to say that, right, Yeah, I mean we may. I don't
know, don't get your hopes something. Yeah. Theater apologizes over blank appearance.
Theater apologizes over blank appearance. Theaterapologizes over orangutan appearance. Who's not

(01:26:55):
supposed to appear in a theater?John Wilkes booth, I think he's been
banned for life in all theaters physically, cloud cell phone ringing, a Massachusetts
theater is apologizing over the behavior ofactor Richard Dreyfus at a special screening of

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Jaws over the weekend Dreyfus. Dreyfusreportedly ranted about women in film, the
Me Too movement, and transgender kids, prompting some of the audience at the
Kabba Kabbat theater to walk out.After the event, the Kabbat issued I
don't even know if I'm saying that, issued a statement of regret over the

(01:27:38):
actors comments, saying, who's viewsedand not on our beliefs. One,
He's been known to go on rantsabout whatever topic his opinion is. Two,
why is he Why are they showingJaws? It's a classify it is

(01:27:58):
sure, it's timeless. Yes,yes, it's cinema cinema, cinematic magic
ry. Right, it's brilliant.It's a brilliant movie. Yeah. And
he was a main actor in it. So I mean maybe they're like,
hey, we can get Richard Dreyfusin to uh talk and comments and uh
yeah, that'll draw more people inhim and Rob Schneider feel like they don't

(01:28:21):
miss an opportunity with a microphone.Schneider last one. According to study tattoos
and reed and Chris, Yep,try again. According to study, tattoos
increase the risk of blank. Accordingto study, tattoos increase the risk of

(01:28:42):
blank, poisoning, heart disease,douciery ginger vitis, increase the risk collection
where getting late. Yeah, comeon, you do not show off your
new tattoo and just watch them slideright off or the steam raising off of

(01:29:06):
them. Yeah. Cancer. Gettinga tattoo can apparently increase the risk of
developing lymphoma. A new study outof Stheeden found that people who had a
tattoo of any size had a twentyone percent higher risk of getting blood cancer.

(01:29:27):
The risk was highest amongst those whohad gotten their first tattoo within the
past two years. Huh really fascinating. Yeah, yeah, I wonder if
that's because of something in the ink, like within the last couple of years
or or what. I don't know, That's what I'm saying, Like to
me, they need more review ifthat's true. Two years feels usually it's

(01:29:50):
like, oh, if you've hadone for ten years, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Yeah. My question iswhat doesn't cause cancer? You know?
It seems like everything does. Yeah, and we're not safe from anything.

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Well, aren't you fun at parties? I mean, so just do
what makes you happy. Okay,We're gonna take a break, go get
some cancer. We'll be back.Tilsa's Morning Show continues next with The Big
Man Morning Show on Tulsa's rock stationninety seven KMOT. Good morning, It's

(01:30:46):
the Big Mad Morning Show nine foursix oh K M O D. You
can also text bmms and then whatyou want to say to eight two nine
four five. I need your guyis help with something? This Apparently this
TV anchor, they say she swalloweda fly live on air, and I'm

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not one hundred percent convinced that's whathappened. So this happened on Boston twenty
five and she is doing the newsand it looks like there's a fly like
almost in her eye, and youcan see it kind of like she blinks
kind of fast, it moves away, and then it kind of falls down

(01:31:35):
and then it kind of just shego and it just goes in her mouth,
and it looks like her mouth closes, but it also looks like maybe
she spits it out. Some aresaying it's it's a part of her eye,
lap it might be fake. Idon't know. Yeah, it doesn't
look like a fly. For afly to just fall like that, I
don't think, because what do theynormally do they fly? Yeah, it's

(01:32:00):
not dead, but it it feltlike almost like she turned in like deliberate,
deliberately did it? Oh that time? It looked like it went right
in the middle of her mouth,right, I what do you think,
lindsay, I don't think it's afly. It looks more like maybe a

(01:32:20):
jumping spider or something. Okay,did she eat it? I definitely went
into her mouth. It definitely did. Kimpy. I'm watching it again because
it does look like she spit itout there for a second light, But
at the same time, it kindof looked I mean, maybe maybe she
did whatever it was. I thinkthat she she swallowed it. It's that

(01:32:44):
is professionalism at its finest. Iwas just kept on going. I don't
know. I don't know, becausewhen I saw this, the people were
the news anchor was like, oh, she's quite the professional or she's a
sicko. Right, no one wouldever go, you're not professional because you
a fly flew into your mouth andyou were like what, no one would

(01:33:05):
ever go you're not professional? Wasit like the Mexican President or something like
that. A couple of years back. He was giving a speech or something
like that and a fly was buzzingaround, or a bee or something like
that, and he just and thenkept on giving his speech. Yeah he
did that is as a flex though. That is pretty bad ass, is

(01:33:26):
it. I don't you're not init right right? Catching it with chopsticks?
I understand, But when was thelast time a fly was just buzzing
around to your face hole and you'relike, and then went on about your
business. I just don't care.I guess I don't. I don't d
it to like I should eat thisand show my alpha right, Well,
bad ass I am, But itdoesn't. I don't think it's a fly.

(01:33:49):
It looks like it's part of hereyelash falling apart, because that's why
she appears. She's so calm.You get a fly and she's reading a
teleprompter. So if she gets afly in her eye, like you would,
I would think it would disrupt youto a degree visually, audibly something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'dstart summach because like, what is

(01:34:11):
this crawling around in my eyeball?Ye? Right? Now? Plenty of
anchors like will adjust their hair ordo something while they're in delivery. Yeah,
so it wouldn't be out of therealm if there was a fly for
her to reach up and touch hereye to get it out of her eye.
But if it were part of hereyelash, her eyes would look different,
and her eyelashes, to me,don't look any different. Yeah.
I'm not an expert on spiders onthe eyes saw, and I'm not sure

(01:34:32):
spider eyes. Yeah, I don'tknow whatever it is. It definitely went
into her mouth and down her throat, her tongue or something. Yeah.
I pushed it off to the sideand it's like, I'm just gonna spit
it out later. Yeah. That'sthe other part for me on why I
think it's an eyelash, is sheknew what it was so it didn't freak
her out. Right. I don'tknow very many people that a fly doesn't

(01:34:56):
fly into their mouth and they're notlike, right, I accidentally I'm just
saying, yeah, I just wejust I can't have that detail out.
It passed through, and I'm like, that's weird, that's weird. That
weirded me out, Like why,Yeah, you need to question your gut
health right, that you're not digestingthings properly. I mean, you know,

(01:35:20):
there there are some vegetables that dothe same process, but I understand
a fibrous vegetable. It's not it'snot a hickama, right. Yeah,
it look it looks like she swallowedthe fly, for sure, But and
you don't see the fly show up, right, It's just kind of it's

(01:35:43):
been there for a while, whichis also why I think it's an eyelash
or part of her mask era crumblingapart. Okay, yeah, it could
be an eyelash crumble. But andthat's another thing. If it's an If
it's makeup and it goes in hermouth, a giant clump of mascara falls,
it would taste horrendous. Yeah,then that would be another distraction.

(01:36:05):
Unless she's so used to eating makeup, that is just another thing for that
would make sense. It I'm notone hundred percent on the it's real thing.
Yeah, very well could be,because all the videos look like this.
It's a video of a video,So I'm not one hundred percent on

(01:36:26):
board that this is happened in realtime. If it is real, good
for her for Catchet, sure,I'm telling you right now. If there's
a fly us clown asses right,A siren goes down the road and we're
like the squirrel right, all right, we gotta take a break. We

(01:36:46):
got our top five songs coming outTelsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding
Show. The Assault continues the nextthirty seventy five, Good morning, It's

(01:37:11):
the Big Mad Morning Show. Ninefour six, okmod. You can also
text BMMS and then what you wantto say to eight two nine four five
See what Lindsay has for Balls tothe Wall sports. Oklahoma baseball was announced

(01:37:42):
as the number nine overall seed onMonday, and we'll host the Norman Regional.
It is the first time since twentyten the Sooners will be hosting a
regional. Following a season where Oklahomahad their most conference wins in program history.
The Sooners were the number one seedin the Big Twelve Tournament and fell
in the championship game to Oklahoma State. The Sooners will host Oral Roberts,

(01:38:05):
Yukon, and Duke oh You willhost the Golden Eagles on Friday. Oklahoma's
offensive line took a major hit duringspring practices when projected starting senator Troy Everett
sustained a knee injury during practice onMarch twenty seventh that required surgery, and
then yesterday at the SEC's annual springmeeting in Destin, Florida, Brent Venables

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provided a brief update on Everett's recoverysince undergoing surgery on his right knee.
On April third, He said Troy'smindset is that he'll be back sometime in
September and ahead of schedule. Theupdate from Venables provided a clear timetable for
whenevertt is expected back in the fray. On April second, when Venables confirmed
the injury to Everett was a significantone that required surgery, he estimated that

(01:38:51):
the redshirt junior would be cleared toreturn by the end of fall camp.
Even with that initial timeline, Everettreturning for the season oh against Temple on
August thirtieth seemed like a long shot. Now it's confirmed that he isn't expected
back until after the start of theseason. The Eastern Conference Final is tied
after the Panthers top the Rangers threeto two in overtime of Game four.

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Sam Reinhardt scored on the power playjust over one minute into overtime to lift
the Panthers to victory. Sergei Bravowskistopped twenty one of the twenty three shots
he faced between the pipes for Florida, which even the best of seven series
at two games apiece. New Yorkwill look to regain the lead when it
hosts the Panthers in Game five tomorrownight. And that is your Balls to

(01:39:41):
the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay inninety seven to five cam it Good morning.
It's the Big Man Morning Show.Nine one, eight four six,
oh kmod in the Studio's our friendJustin Gorsky from the Tulsa Hey, buddy,

(01:40:02):
Hey, good morning to you.So first off, we need to
talk about congratulations are in order becauseyou guys came in at number thirty four
in the Tulsa World's Fifty Things inTulsa. The Boomtown Dog showed up on
things that are people are talking aboutaround Tulsa. This massive, massive hot

(01:40:28):
dog that I don't know if youcan, I don't know if there's anything
like it anywhere. It's one poundhot dog, two feet long, got
all the good condiments and then threepounds of fries. Watching people try to
eat this thing is hilarious, justwatching them walk through the ballpark with it.
It's supposed to be to feed multiplepeople, but we've had people numerous

(01:40:48):
times. We'll get like three fourtyguys all come together and grab a couple
of beers. They're like, allright, let's see who can finish it.
No one's done it yet that Iknow of, at least well.
And I don't want to say thirtytwo isn't money, but thirty two dollars
for that much food is a hellof a deal. You could easily feed
a family of four on that.Easily can feed that. Well, congratulations

(01:41:10):
for you guys, Thank you beingon that. That's awesome. And we
got to talk about the Tulsa Drillers. And if you don't go see Dalton
Rushing play soon, you might notget to see him play. Your talk.
This kid's going to be a star. Absolutely, he is a stud.
This is one of the top prospectsfrom the Dodgers that's playing catcher for

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the Tulsa Drillers. This man ison fire. Yeah, he's one of
those guys that you're going to seein the lights of la Very very soon.
He is the number one Dodgers prospectand he looks like a ballplayer he
is, and honestly as good ofa ballplayer is, he's a better guy.
He comes out, he helps withthe kids clinics, he signs autographs
like that's the kind of people thatthe Dodgers want their organization. And he's

(01:41:56):
going to be a superstar. Yeah. There's a thing that says talent can
get you to the professionals and characterkeeps you there. Yep. And this
kid's got it all, man,he is a stud. So I just
gave you two really good reasons onwhy go into a game at one oak
Field So exciting, and then wetop the news that you guys broke yesterday.
So here's a third reason. Yeah. Absolutely, We've been so excited

(01:42:18):
and I kind of teased it alittle bit last couple weeks. I was
on here. We are going torebrand in August for five days as the
Tulsa Raft Racers, and we areso excited about this has been a long
time coming two years and the worksfor this and the logo and the look
and the colors and we've had somuch fun and we can't wait for the
great Tulsa's Great raft rates to comeback this year. Yeah, the jersey

(01:42:40):
is a life jacket, which ishilarious. It's not a real life jacket,
it looks like a life jacket.The logo looks fantastic. And again,
this is going to go down inAugust. Make sure you get your
tickets at Tulsa Drillers dot com.The other part of this is that the
when you guys make these special makeoversfor a short time, the merch cells
yep, and we've had a tonof merchandise selling already. Go to Tulsa

(01:43:02):
Drillers dot com. Come down tothe team store this week for the games
and you can get all your merchthere. It's limited edition. We're gonna
run a couple of different things.We'll have some new things as we get
closer to the games too, butget your merchandise now while you can.
This has been so much fun.We've had a blast with it. Tulsa
Drillers are in action at one OakField this week. Make sure you go
and get this gigantic hot dog andsee one of the future stars of the

(01:43:25):
Dodgers plane, all the future starsreally of the Dodgers plane. And then
tonight, Barking the Park comes back. Yeah, it's our first bark in
the park of the year. It'sgonna be great weather for the dogs out
there. Come on out. Dogsare free to get in. I just
got to have a ticket for thehuman best friend that brings them in there.
Enjoy it. Plus us three dollarswhite claws for fans twenty one and
up. So it's a great timebring the dogs out. Should be an

(01:43:45):
awesome night. Yeah. And Tomorrownight special night happening, not just because
it's a KMO D night and notbecause it is a Thursday drink special night,
but it's Military Appreciation Night. Yeah. With Memorial Day just happening there.
You know, it doesn't go loston us the sacrifice that our men
and women make that serve. Sowith our friends over at Eagle Ops and
KMOD, we want to make surethat we do Military Appreciation Night. So

(01:44:06):
if you come down, you showyour military idea, whether you're active or
a veteran, you get two freetickets of the game. On Thursday night,
we'll be doing a thousand Camo drillersflags when you get in there,
drink specials all night long. Ourfriends over at Eagle Ops. I don't
know if you guys know who EGOOps are. If you guys work with
them at all. But they're alocal organization that helps veterans get together and

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do activities together, and there's resourcesfor them to help out to really make
sure that they have a community andthey're doing amazing things here Tulsa and around
the country. So we're very,very proud to partner with them and have
Military Appreciation Night on Thursday. Yeah. And usually when they do a thing
that's done with veterans, it's likeyou get one meal or you get one
ticket. You guys aren't doing that. Show your ID for whether you're veteran

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or active. You get two tickets. Yep. Come out and enjoy the
night. It's going to be great. Kin Cabbage, the brass band will
be there, a house band willbe out there on Thursday night again,
so get there early for the camelflags. These are going to go very
very quickly. Yeah, they lookvery cool. You guys do the flag
every year. This year's looks evenbetter than the year before. And we've
got family four pack of tickets.We're gonna give away four six to oh
kmod talk to Gimpy to get those. Friday night early start because of a

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double header and fireworks night yes,So we're starting at five o'clock on Friday.
It's two tickets or two games forthe price of one, so it's
a two seven inning double headers.Get there early, enjoying you. If
you can't get there at five o'clock, get there at six whatever. It
maybe if you have tickets to aFriday night's game, that gets you both
games. So it's just basically freebaseball there. It's almost also muscoge Nation
night. So we've been wearing theseawesome custom it's very cold jerseys. Those

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look very very cool. They're gonnahave a bunch of the vendors out there.
We're gonna sing in the national anthemand creek. They do a great
job of this every year. Andthen, like you said, huge fireworks
show after the game. Yeah,after the second second games, so we
want to make sure that's clear thatthing after the first one. And then
you guys are in action again onSaturday as that is another fireworks night.

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Yeah, huge fireworks again that night. But prior to that we got beer
Fest going on again. So thesecond beer fest of the year. The
first one was awesome. We hadover two hundred and fifty people out there,
all the local Brewers are out there. Skytok Paws and Claws had like
twenty five adoptable dogs and puppies andit was just such a cool experience.
So get your tickets. It's justa twenty dollars add on to your ticket
there. Come out and you canget two and a half hours worth of

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samples all night and then a hugefireworks show after that. And if it
sounds like you guys aren't busy,Sunday might be the busiest day on the
calendar for the whole year. That'sgoing on at one Oak Field. That
game is going to start at oneo'clock. You've got all the things that
we know you guys do on Sundayswith the kids Skilled Clinic, which is

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a big deal. It doesn't haveany baseball, baseball or softball your kids
can participate in that. We've gotHornsby's Hangout that is free at the Quick
Trip Hornsby's hang Out. That's verycool. But you have so much other
stuff happening. Yeah, sunglasses forthe first five hundred kids they get there.
All kids get to eat free.Kids can run the bases afterwards courtesy
adults. It on the splash Zunewill be open if it's a beautiful day

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out there, and then really reallycool. One of the things that we
do annually is we do this SeniorHigh School Showcase Senior All Star Game,
So basically high school baseball seniors thathave basically graduated, we let them come
out and play an all star gameat the stadium so their families get to
see them in their uniforms one moretime, they get to play. After
the Drillers game, they can comeout and enjoy it. So it's a
really cool event. We want everyoneto hang out afterwards, and it's just

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a cool way for us to saythank you for all the support and all
the fun and just a great thingfor the kids. And it's Luke greg
Day. That's to recognize als andstuff like that. So a lot of
stuff happening at One Oakfield, TulsaDrillers dot Com. To get your tickets,
get out there, buy them,Go experience one oak Field. Even
if you're moderately into baseball. Itis an amazing experience with the backdrop of

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downtown Tulsa. Great food, goodfun atmosphere, good games. I'm really
enjoyed seeing the highlights of the inflatableball thing where you guys are bouncing people
off the field and stuff. It'sa lot of fun happening at one Oakfield
for the whole family. Make sureyou get your tickets. Tulsa Drillers dot
com justin thanks for stopping by,appreciate it. Take a break, We'll
be back. Tulsa's Morning Show iscoming right back to the Big Man Morning

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Show. Tulsa's Rock Station ninety seven. Good morning, It's the Big Mad
Morning Show. That's all people.I got tickets to go see the Drillers

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in action on Thursday. That Camoflag giveaway four dollars Celsius three dollars sixty
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to get your tickets. Lindsay,what'd you learn today? I learned that
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have waited for ride the lightning.Also, Washington Commander's kicker Brandon McManus is
accused of sexually assaulting two women ona flight last year, and his potential
punishment from the NFL having to playfor the commanders. Gimpy, What did
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a lot thinner and more annoying.I didn't need a human today, kelp
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