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seen social media clips of the NewHeights podcast with Travis Kelcey and his brother
Jason Kelsey. It's pretty entertaining.I'm someone who believes in the podcast world
that the first couple are good.Right, Let's see how you do in
a year or two. Right whenit turns into a job, it's all
fun and games and everything. Rightnow, we're cool, we're hanging out,

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we're talkings. But then a yearin two you're like, this is
work. When you've told all thestories, it gets a little more challenging.
So we'll see what happens. ButI think they do a good job.
I think they've got a good producerthat helps them with stuff, and
they had someone that was a listenerof theirs that was keeping track of their
number of times they swore and hada dollar tally. Right, how long

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has this podcast been around? Ayear? Maybe, maybe maybe two.
I'm gonna go a year. I'venever listened to it, but I know
you have in the past. Youmentioned it some of it. Yeah,
obviously, I'm a Travis kelce fanfrom The Chiefs and his brother's pretty awesome.
But Jason recently gave in on adebate about how often you should shower.

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Some people think that you should onlyshower two three times a week.
Oh week, Let your body's naturaloils do their thing. Your body needs
to have. This is gonna begross bacteria on it, right, because
there is good bacteria. Yes,yeah, that's what you get out of
your yogurt. Yes. And hesaid all of you have been fed diabolical

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lies that washing every crevice of yourbody and hair all the time is somehow
better or healthier. Any dermatologists notin bed with big soap will agree hotspots
are all that is necessary and actuallyleads to cleaner, healthier skin. I'm

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sure it does. But I personallyfeel better being washed and cleaned with soap
and water every day, my entirebody, hair included. I don't feel
the same way about my hair becausemy hair dries out really quickly. So

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I am a two to three timesa week hair washer. But that's not
what we're talking about, right,But I am a bather on the daily,
a showerer on the daily. Yeah, this topic is not hair.
It's washing your body. Yeah yeah, and it's he's saying that, And
he says, dermatologists will agree thatyou should not wash your body every day.

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And I don't think, and Idon't think a dermatologist would agree because
depending on someone's lifestyle, right,and I think, and I think anyone's
lifestyle, even if they are thelaziest mf or on the planet, I
think that enough bacteria builds up throughoutthe day that they should wash every day.

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Isn't it funny that this topic isthe not the one people automatically go
to, like the good old daysright right when we had to bathe in
the river. Dermatologists recommend showering twoto three times per week. So good
back to you. It isn't killedoff. I'm all right with killing off.

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The good back to me too,don't care. I feel clean,
I feel better, and that's itnow. I will I shower once a
day, first thing in the morning. It helps wake me up. I
start my day fresh and clean.I know there's some people that shower at
night. I'm a night shower.You know. They like to go to
bed nice and clean. I knowsome people that do it two times a
day, once when they get upand then again when they before they go

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to bed. I'll give you thatthat might be a little excessive. Let's
let's remove. Let's remove like I'vebeen pouring asphalt, right let's remove I've
been doing dirt work right right,where you have visual dirt on you,
right, and you have to scrubit off. We'll just say regular every
day nine working in a cubicle whatever. Doesn't have a hard working job like

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that, yeah, once a day'senough, once a day's enough. No,
the hard blue collar workers, theasphalts, the roofers, the lawn
men. I'm not putting in sweat, right, I'm not talking about breaking
a sweat right, right, butthey still have physical dirt on them that
needs to be washed off. Now, I'll shower twice a day if I

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mowed the lawn earlier that day,Yeah, because why, I've got sweat
all over me, I've got grassclippings. I don't want to track it
into my bed. But that's that'sit. I rarely shower twice a day.
I would say it almost never happens, even if I have to be

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pretty filthy. Yeah, because ifI'm dirty, I'll just take my shower
earlier for the day. Right.But you still shower at least once a
day every day, right, Yeah, that's I think that's one hund percent
accurate. Is there any exception onthe weekends because there are some people out
there that will they'll go all weekendwith yeah. By Sunday they are ripe,

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yeah, I know, yeah,and then just get ready and go
to work. Are you that wayas well? Or are you even on
the weekends you're getting up or youknow, taking a shower before you go
to bed. We do this eventin December called the twenty eight Hour Toy
Drive. Yeah, and it is. There is no way to shower in
twenty eight hours. No where wedo this, It's just not possible.

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So you got a bird bath ator slept batht or whatever you would call
it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, hooker bath. What happened many times
in the sink wherever we're at.Yes, yeah, And I don't count
that. And so that's twenty eighthours. I'm usually at home by our
twenty nine and I'm in the showerat twenty nine oh one as soon as
you get home. Whether I havebird bath or not, right, there

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is no way I would be ableto go to sleep. So to answer
your question in long form, hellno, maybe if I'm sick, Yeah,
that's I think is a good exception. If my arm's broken or when
I've had surgery on my arms.I've you know, delayed showering as much
I've done with tattoos. Yeah.Yeah, there's exceptions to the rule for

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sure, So I'm not going tosay never. But I typically have to
shower every day. And then yougot those people that only shower once a
week, which I find is vilevile. I'm like, do you not
smell yourself? Or they use coverups of some sorts right, or you

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know, fds or something to thateffect. I'm not prepared to go to
the state the brashness you went to, because everybody's built differently. Now,
if you stink, you need ashower, for sure, But just because
you don't shower doesn't necessarily mean youstink. No, if you're lazing about

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in your house all day on aSunday, you didn't get up and take
a shower and you don't go toyou know, you're not going to bed
and taking a shower before you goto bed. Yeah, he's fine.
You're not doing anything. You're notyou know, you know, putting any
energy out there. You're not breakinga sweat, You're being fat and lazy
on a couch watching TV. SoI think that's okay. I'm not saying

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I do it. Oh, Igotta started every day off fresh and clean.
I'll break it down even further.If you do you do your sheets
every day? Do you change yourbath towel every day? Right? I'm
gonna guess no. You probably dothat maybe once a week, right,
some people twice a week, somepeople once a month, once every six

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months. Right. Some people donot wash their bed sheets a lot.
And we've hit this topic before almostat this exact same time. You crazy
women with your bras, right,so you're like, oh damn it.
So but the bra which hangs outwhere in a hotspot, right, two
of them and in your armpits isreally where I was thinking. And you're

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like, ah, it's fine,right, So what's more gross putting on
dirty garments? Let me phrase thatdirty undergarments, yeah, or not showering
every day? Lindsay, When Ithink about it, it is it's a
bra. A bra is dirtier.Yeah, and not everybody, I'm sure

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you do. Not everybody hangs itup, yeah, right, and just
throw it wherever, pick it up, maybe give it a smell, No
way, no way, no,no, you don't smell your bras,
lindsay, no, yeah, now, I think undergarments sniffing is a pretty
selective group. Maybe one out ofthree for sure. Right we've had this.

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Yeah, I don't sniff my underwearever. Oh I will never put
on underwear twice, you know,once already worn underwear. What if you're
not sure though, if you've ifit's been, if it's if I'm not
sure, I'm taking the safe route. I'm just not even messing with it.
I know what my ass smells like. I don't need to smell it

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again just to just to make sure. No, there's been time like when
I painted this, uh that roomthis last week or whatever, and uh,
I went and did something like youknow, I had to spot over
to like open paint cant or something. And I was like, whoa,
that's when you know what's bad.I was like, damn boy injured.

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Lady never said anything at all.Huh, she's not I'm painting, she's
not down there. She's not gonnainterrupt him while he's working either. Well,
I didn't know if the stench wasso bad she could smell it across
the room. Well, not everybody'sin my crotcho. Well yeah, but
sometimes sometimes you know, a draftwill come up and it'll waft a cent

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across the room. So I wasn'tsure if that was the case. I'm
not saying that she's down there diggingin your gradual area. Maybe she was,
I don't know, but but yeah, nonetheless, I'm never gonna miss
an opportunity to bring up jiu jitsu. So I was man wrestling, and
it's already really challenging for me becauseI'm new to it, and when somebody

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stinks it's so difficult. I can'teven express to you how uncomfortable it is
when somebody's like got their arm aroundyour neck and you're like in their armpit
and it they don't understand what theword gain tied, right even for they

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don't understand what those are. You'relike, boy, come on, when
they got your your your head anda leg lock, and I don't iron
out to prove anything, tap youin. Let's move on, right,
I don't care. I'm already losing. You're gonna get me an hour later,

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so let's save my nose. Maybesome people use that as a distraction
in that scenario. Yeah, Imean it's a great distraction. Yeah,
I mean, it's not within thethe code of you know doing this right.
Nobody wants to fight a stinky person. Wrestle around, roll around on

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the ground with the stinky person.Yeah, if it stands up on its
own, you shouldn't be coming toclass. Definitely. Not. Have you
ever dated a guy that's stink Lindsay? I did, actually, uh,
and I had to tell him.He used to cover it up with k
one. Remember that popular goes yes, and it made it ten times worse

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because they think the more yes ithelps. Yes, it made the bo
just like a fruity bo. Itwas terrible. I mean one's pretty brutal
anyway, I mean it was.It was all right. It was better
than cool water. Hey, that'sblasphem everybody. Yeah, c k one,

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Dracarnar, brute, all those arelike, I get a whiff of
that. I'm like, okay,eminem, chill out, ye send you
back in time, that's for sure. Definitely. No woman smells cool water
and goes oh right, yeah,take smells like science class in here.

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No woman goes is that carnar?Oh dear lord, we need a closet
now. That's never happened, No, not for at least a quarter of
a century. Then the idea thatbrute, oh god is a good choice.
Grain bottle you'll never get out ofyour still sells it does right right.

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And musk. My dad was amusk wearer, like a stetson wear
and uh, oh god, it'sterrible, honestly, but I haven't smelt
that in well years since he's passed. Sure, right, going down the
hallway, I caught a whiff ofit. I'm old man wearing it.
I was like, ew huhhh,Yeah, that is one of my pet

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peeves slash ha moments in life iswhen you are in the grocery store any
public setting, and some male andmost of the time females has too much
stink on and you're like, bro, you don't need that much, you
barely need one. But if youwalk by me and I'm like, the

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alcohol off your colone is tickling theback of my throat, you clearly have
a broken sho hnas And people thatdon't love you and our parents get a
pass because our different different time.Yeah, there wasn't like a gazillion different
colones, that's true, true,true that you you had a very select

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few, and if there were,the advertisements were very limited, so stetson
was a big one. My dadone wore English leather. Oh yeah,
another one that's just like Holy Father'sDay gift of the of the magnum,
right, wasn't there? Was it? The cost with the alligator on the
bottle That wasn't an older one.But that is a that's a c K

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one type. That's a fairly recentthe alligator with Cassi something like that.
I don't know, something like that, but yeah. The idea that our
parents had this endless choices of cologne, perfume, yes, yeah, but
not for men's sense, No men'sfragrances, min lotion that get out of

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here. Old spice oh yeah,old spice cologne. I use Old Spice
deodorant for sure, and I havebeen since I was in my twenty og
smell or one of their new weirdlike I don't do the weird matcho.
No, I've han't gotten better,by the way. I've tried a few
of them before and it's just not. No. I use pure sport as
what it is, you know,Okay, so not the og yeah no,

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but it's not one of these likemahogany ones or whatever. You know,
the kraken, right, mahogany deuice, right right, right, But
teakwood assle, the old school oldspice cologne, you know, that's that
That probably wasn't as bad as someof the other ones. I don't know.
Yeah, they didn't have a lotof choices, and that you felt

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like you had to. You feltlike you weren't a man unless you wore
alone, oh for sure, andhad a mustache. Yeah. I'll never
forget watching my dad shave and intohis hand and then slap his face with
that alcohol and his freshly barely skinremoved, and him going ah right,

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doing his best Macaulay Culka, Yes, all right. And the first time
I ever shaved, and I sawmy dad do it, so I was
like, that's what you gotta do. I was like, this is dumb.
Oh no, you do not haveto do that. Why is this
a choice? I love it whenmy face burns, first thing in the
morning, burns, it's healing,that's right, Yeah, dumb, dumb.

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And then when you think about womenand they shave their legs or their
armpits, they don't do that.And women have the softest skin, so
who's doing it? Right? Yeah, the ladies are for sure, anyway,
all right, we gotta take abreak. We'll be back. We've
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going on? Newsquakies from The BigMan Morning Show. In nineties on the
five AMoD man's chain blocks a gunshotto neck that could have killed him.
This in Cummer City, Colorado,just outside of Denver, where a braided
metal necklace was the only thing betweenthe man and his maker. He was

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shot at following an argument with anotherman last Tuesday, the two guys got
into a heated altercation and the guytook out a twenty two caliber and shot
him, leaving the shooting victim withonly a minor puncture wound. The cop
said he really dodged a bullet,but in this case, in reality,
he lodged a bullet. Apparently thenecklace was about one and a half inches

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thick, and it was silver incolor, but not pure silver, because
the cop said, pure silver isa softer metal and would not have stopped
the bullet. So they said,before you knock a knockoff, don't do
it because it's likely to save alife. If you're wearing one could happen.

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But what was it made of?Then it just metal? What metal?
Probably? Yeah? Iron? Ore, It wasn't steel. It just
looked at silver. It was platedsilver. But I feel like that's an
important attribute. Peter of the story, like, hey, this saved this
guy's life. Yeah. Sure.The guy, the gunman, who was

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not identified, was arrested at thescene and charged with attempted murder because I
know silver isn't like doesn't stop metal. That's the that's a movie myth when
they show them using a silver platterto like stop a bullet, right,
No, it's a soft metal,much like real gold is a soft metal,
so it wouldn't. So I amcurious though right there with he asked

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to what it was and and it'slike the picture of the necklace, you
can see the bullet in it,and it's kind of bloody. So I'm
so wait, did it push intohis skin and they had to surgically remove
it? Yeah, it lightly penetratedthat there's a lot of blood for lightly
penetrated mm hmm, I mean it'sstill punk. We have different definitions.

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No, you said lightly penetrated,not punctured. Those are different, dramatically
different word uses. I mean aminor puncture wound in the neck is still
going to cause a light of alot of blood. That's the skin is
thick and hard like, I mean, it's still you just got shot.

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Yeah, So it was it alight puncture or a light penetration puncture?
Hm Groom thrown in jail for beachbrawl. This comes out of Mahorka,
which is an island just off ofSpain. There's a British construction worker named
Connor and him and his bride tobe, Laurent, went to Maharka to
have their dream wedding at the EzerkersEzrekers. It's a hotel anyway, so

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everything seems to be going all right. They're out there swimming there, having
a good time, and then Iguess according to the reports, they start
to make their way up to thishigh end restaurant and they're dropping their trash
and bottles all over the beach areaand they try to get into this high
end restaurant and the waiters and staffwere like, no, you can't come
in here. You don't even havea black tie on. So, because

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they're still in their soaking wet bathingsuits anyway, that set the guy off
and started this massive brawl with thewaiters. Police get called out, several
people were arrested, Several waiters andSpanish police officers were injured, and old
Connor ended up having to go tojail. He went to jail, He

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got out after posting a thousand dollarsbond and they did end up having their
wedding there, but they may haveto come back just in case criminal charges
are pressed. When you read thestory, did you look at my Ocra
to see how beautiful this place is. I googled it to see where it's
at. It's off Spanish coast right, It's stunning. It is easily one

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of the places the rich and famousgo play, like the South of France
and stuff. But for me,historically it's been around for like since like
three thousand BC. Well, yeah, it's an island, Yeah, it
wasn't recently. No no, no, I mean like inhabited, gotcha three
Yeah, And they're just throwing theirtrash around like it ain't. Not all

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right, So my story I haveto say a disclaimer because I don't This
is not me. I'm just readingthe story, Okay, I don't believe
you. Priest keeps job after sayingthat Jesus died with an erection? How
do we know we didn't? Wereyou there? During a Good Friday sermon,
Father Thomas mckea of Our Blessed LadyImmaculate Church in England made an interesting

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assertion concerning Jesus and the crucifixion.Michhaale said Jesus died with an erection,
which he claims would have happened asa result of crucifixion. This pronouncement prompted
a complaint to the priest's diocese,which was upheld. However, Michail wasn't

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removed from his post, but insteadhe was advised to avoid such topics in
future sermons. I seen the guy'spicture, and well, he looks like
a molester. I'm not gonna lie. Oh he's got that look, there's
just something about him. I look, I see the picture and I see

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molester. But the truth is,again, you don't know. We weren't
there to see Jesus crucified to knowif he had a boner or not.
But again we don't know because wedon't know, right, right, all
of it? Yeah, so he'sjust the book told us, assuming everything.
Yeah, right. Also not surehow whit's needed to talk about,

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true, David, Not sure whythe topic of where which direction is general
is were pointing is important? Doesit make him worse better? Right?
Does it make it like, oh, he deserved it, or do you
have more sympathy? Right? Right? Does it make his what he did

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less important? It's a weird thingto bring up. I don't understand why
it has to be even talked about, but as a headliner, it's hilarious.
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See what Lindsay has for Balls tothe Wall sports Justin Jefferson made history yesterday.

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The star wide receiver and the MinnesotaVikings agreed to terms on the largest
contract in NFL history for a nonquarterback. According to ESPN, the extension
is for four years and worth upto one hundred and forty million dollars.
Oh good's for you. ESPN alsoreports that the deal, which is through

(30:11):
the twenty twenty eight season, isfor one hundred and ten million dollars guaranteed,
with over eighty eight million dollars duewhen Jefferson signs. Jefferson has been
one of the most prolific wide receiversin the NFL since entering the league in
twenty twenty. He has recorded overone thousand yards in each of his four
seasons and has been named two threePro Bowls. In twenty twenty two,

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he led the NFL in receptions andyards. In an Instagram post, Jefferson
called the deal something he's been waitingfor since he was a little kid.
I was shocked by this ridiculous alot of money. Yeah, not only
that, it's not like he's atop five receiver, right, and it's
not going to make the Vikings anybetter. I don't even think he's in

(30:59):
the I could be wrong, butI don't think he's in the top fifteen
and touchdowns. I don't think he'sin the top fifteen in receptions from last
year. No, but I guessmaybe. I mean, you're looking at
the entire NFL, right, yeah, because he's getting the top money of
all the NFL, right right,right? So maybe. Yeah, he's
been really good for the Vikings andthey want to ensure that they're going to

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have a good wide receiver for thenext four years. But god dang,
the cat's twenty four years old.He'll be twenty eight by the time his
contract is up. And got onehundred and forty MILLI littillion dollars. I'm
sure as a as Vikings Vikings fansprobably psyched, right, Yeah, for

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sure. But somebody told me oncethat NFL contracts get big headlines like this,
but they do not mean they're gettingthat money. They do not mean
they're going to be there that long. It's a misleading. The contract of
an NFL player is not what youthink it is, okay, and that
they just don't They just don't makethat much money. It's up to a

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lot of things play into it.The contract is not built to their benefit,
right right, He's guaranteed over eightyeight million. Eighty eight million dollars
like at signed as soon as hesigns. Yeah, is like signer named
Boom and the bank there's your eightyeight million dollars, which is still a
good chunk change, this says.According to a twenty seventeen Harvard analysis,

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the injury rate in the NFL isfive point nine injuries a game, compared
with point four to five compared toothers. The health rist means teams don't
want to commit to that kind oflong term guaranteed deals as in other sports,
so NFL players don't get guaranteed contracts, it says guaranteed. By structuring
contracts of non guaranteed money, teamscan mitigate the financial risks, So maybe

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we don't understand the terminology, ormaybe this is why he's made making history
because it is guaranteed and it isfor four years. Again, if you
go down the rabbit hole of readingabout NFL contracts not guaranteed and how fascinating
it is, it seems to mewhat I'm perplexed by is they want to

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pay this guy how much money guaranteed? Eighty million dollars eighty eight eighty eight
million dollars guaranteed. It's eighty eightmillion dollars guaranteed signing. Yeah, okay,
eighty eight million dollars guaranteed. Andhe's not He didn't even perform in
the top five last year. That'sthat's insane. Yeah, what kind of

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business transaction is that? I mean, it's not like he's Tyreek Hill.
He's but I mean they're saying he'sone of the most prolific wide receivers in
the NFL. Not last year,right, But I mean maybe because he

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isn't he hasn't been hurt, hedoesn't, you know what I mean?
Like he he is good, andhe's young, and he's and they see
him only getting better. True,But at the same time, anything,
anything, anything can happen anything.So maybe I'm reading things. Somebody's like,
are you kidding JJ's number one ortwo receiver in the league. Well,
what I'm looking in receiving in receptionyards number two was oh hold on,

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I got it backwards there, tyreekHill number of receptions, and justin
Jefferson was not on the first pageyards. He was about three quarters of

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the way down in receptions, inreception yards, I should say, in
touchdowns. His teammate Jordan Addison hadten touchdowns. Now in twenty twenty two.
He led that was in your sowhat right twenty two? Yeah,
So maybe I'm I'm looking at itincorrectly. And then somebody else texting,

(35:14):
which I think is funny. Lookwho Jefferson's quarterback was for the last few
years, Kirk Cousins. No wonderhe didn't lead the league in any reception
touchdown. Kirk Cousins is considered oneof the top quarterbacks in the league.
Fancy and that's your balls to thewall sports. I'm Wendesday in ninety seventy
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(35:54):
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get your tickets in the lineup atRockfriverfesta dot com. That's r awk uh
all right, let's go ahead anddo this thing. I saw this on
social media. Guy. I wastrying to help this lady remember the name
of a movie, and so Iwas like, okay, well let's see.
I don't know how this is gonnawork, but I'm gonna name some

(37:02):
movies and we're gonna see if youcan guess what they are okay by giving
you a descriptor. Oh, Iwas go say, if you give us
the name, we're gonna know.So here we go. First one.
Some of these are gonna be veryeasy. I think jewelry causes problems for
Tiny Traveler. Jewelry. I knowthat one jewelry causes problems for Tiny Traveler.

(37:27):
Lindsey Traveler hm hmm. Jewelry causeproblems for Tiny Traveler. Stuart Little,
I don't know the mouse. Goodguess gim be Lord of the Ring
exactly. H Stuart Little were takingnotes and I'm like, all right,

(37:55):
this is what we did, andI wrote down name the mouse because of
me, I'm Stuart Little. Thanks. Listen. A minute ago, she
was telling me how great the movieDeath Becomes Her was because they're remaking,
and I was like, okay.A rebel battles an oppressive regime. Uh

(38:22):
Red Dawn, No Star Wars.Correct. A wealthy man wears a costume
and takes on lawbreakers Lindsey Batman correct. A child gets bit by a bug

(38:52):
spider man correct. I think thisone's so easy. See, I'm sorry.
Seafarers hunt for a chest of ancienttreasure. Goonies they did live by

(39:15):
They did live by the water.Yeah, that's true. I don't know
if they were, you know,seafarers or I think the final scene they're
on a boat, but they are. Yeah, that's gonna be Pirates of
the Caribbean. Yeah. Correct.A pupil a reptile filled amusement park has

(39:39):
technical issues. That's easy, lindsayyou got this one. No reptile oh
dress park? Correct. A desertedman be friends an inanimate object castaway.

(40:00):
Yes. A hacker is mistaken fora secret operative. A hacker is mistaken
for a secret operative. Don't know? Hmm uh is it a Will Smith

(40:25):
movie? A hacker is mistaken fora secret operative? I don't know.
I'm thinking the matrix. The matrixis what pomps into my head. The
matrix. Okay. A young kidwins a trip, uh Charlie the chocolate

(40:52):
factory. Correct. A giant helpsdefend the planet. Oh god on a
giant? Oh animated my giant?No, A giant helps defend the planet?

(41:24):
Um iron giant comes to mind?Yeah, what is that raw doll
book? It's James and the giantpeaches with popa it. But that's not
it. It's about the one aboutthe giant. Mmm, I guess I'm
gonna stick with Iron Giant. Iknow that's wrong. Wally. Is Wally

(41:50):
a giant? No, he surewasn't gimpy. He's a squatty little robot.
This says the Avengers slash Hulk.I haven't seen the Avengers or the
Hulk, but he is an alien. He is a giant and helps defend
the planet the planet for aliens fromaliens. Not your typical nanny brings order
to rambunctious children. Oh yeah,Nanny McPhee Is that her name? Or

(42:17):
Mary Poppins. Was the movie calledNanny McPhee? Yeah? I think so.
The movie was called Nanny McPhee.Or was it called Mary Poppins Movies
two separate movies. Yeah, yeah, I don't know the movie Nanny McPhee.
It came out early two thousands,and it's basically Mary Poppins, but

(42:37):
just the slightly different huh. It'sit's alright, your kids my like it.
But Mary Poppins is class. MaryPoppins is the answer. A young
sorcer battles a sinister force at school. Harry Potter, Yes, a cowpoke

(43:05):
escorts a city woman's livestock across thecountry. City Slickers. How on God's
Green Earth? Do you know that? But not some of these other ones
like Star Wars because I don't.I'm not a Star Wars fan. You're
a City Slickers fan. I loveBilly Crystal, City Slickers not. I

(43:35):
didn't even finish one of those randommovies that I've seen. A pays to
watch, crappy movies. Absolute aman with amnesia must uncover his past identity
memento. No, man with amnesiamust uncover his past identity. I don't

(44:05):
know this one. Bill Murray,And what about Bob He didn't have amnesia?
Did he? Or did he?He was just kind of but was
he searching his past identity? Idon't know. It was just kind of
cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Can wegive you a genre? Yes? Please?

(44:28):
Action? Oh? Oh, okay, action movie amnesia. I'm still
lost on this one. Hmm hmmm. Can you give us an actor?

(44:49):
I feel like you've seen it.You're probably right, and it's probably so
easy that I'm gonna be like,oh, dang, you want an actor
from the movie, not just anyrandom actor. We don't need to doorman.
But hopefully one of you know,the leading stars, Chris Cooper.
Who who's Chris Cooper? Listen,you wanted a clue, I'm not giving

(45:12):
the star in the movie to you. I I don't know. Have you
seen? Oh? Yeah, shouldwe know it? Yes? Okay?
A man give the clue again.A man with amnesia has to what would
this past uncover his past identity?Man, I'll give you another actor that's
in it, Julia Stiles. Oh, okay, amnesia uncover past identity?

(45:38):
I'm stomped man. Yeah. Imean I don't remember movies that she was
in except for like Save the LastDance Ten Things I Hate about You?
Julia Stiles? Was she in anyMatt Damon movies? This feels like something

(46:00):
Matt Damon would be in to justget a gamage. Yes, it's one
of the Boor movies. Correct,Yeah, demon is what helped it out.
I was like, and the clues. Yeah, whoever Chris Cooper is?
He plays the head of the CIAwho's trying to keep him hitting,

(46:23):
like, trying to hunt him.He's the villain. I guess guess that.
Yeah, I've seen him before.Yeah, okay, and then I
have this other This is a dailygame I play. So I've played today's
version, but it gives you twoclues and then you get six guesses,

(46:45):
and each time you make a guess, another clue presents itself and you have
to guess the movie. Okay,And the first clues are not awesome.
Okay. So one of the cluesis the runtime, Oh boy, two
hours and fifty minutes, right forthis, for this one? Right again,
these are not awesome. Okay,two hours and fifty minutes. Think

(47:06):
of Wordle. If you know thegame Wordle, this is how this works.
And then the genres action crime drama. So your clues are action crime
drama and the runtime is two hoursand fifty minutes. That does not help
me, no, no, Soyou've got to do a broad So this
is about your guesses, okay,don't You will not get it on the

(47:27):
first guess, obviously, right.So the idea is to give a guess
that will narrow it down and we'llget another clue. Okay, So you
guys need to agree on your guesses. Okay, all right, lindsay,
tell me what you're thinking here.Okay. So based on the first one,
two hours and fifty minutes, I'mthinking of Scorsese film all right,
because they're long, okay, um, and it's action crime drama movie.

(47:50):
Yeah, so action crime drama somethingwith Leonardo DiCaprio sounds like every Martin Scorse
but okay, exactly right, right. The first thing that comes to my
mind was the Hollywood movie No No, No. I love when you do
that, by the way. Ilove when you're like, you're so confident

(48:14):
in your guess and it's so noteven The Departed is what I was thinking,
that we want to go for thefirst Sure, yeah, that Departed
for good job. I like thata lot. The Departed that action though,
So that obviously is not correct.So your clues now are still action
crime drama two hours and fifty minutesand it came out December fifteenth of nineteen

(48:37):
ninety five. Oh ninety five doesnot help any at all. Oh,
I think it does it. Itnarrows it down. So now you're thinking
of action drama movies that came outin the mid nineties. Okay, I
was fifteen at the time. Tome, the time duration is only if
it's an anomaly. So if it'sover that helps narrow down. If it's
over three hours, if it's nearthe standard time. Now, two hours

(48:59):
and five is near that that timewhere people are like, oh, so
you know it's a kind of along movie, but you know it's not
a standard ninety minute And now I'mthinking of like The Fugitive, because I
feel like that came out in thattime, okay with Harrison Ford. Yes,
but I don't think it was thatlong of a film. I don't

(49:22):
think two hours and fifty minutes.I think it was more of a ninety
minutor. But nineteen ninety five,ye Acepentur pops into my head, but
I don't think that's it. Idon't think a Spentur was actually three hours
move and it wasn't an action movie. I don't believe, right, Tom
Cruise movies, okay, are theMission Impossible movies long? Is? Yeah?

(49:46):
But those didn't really come out untilthe early two thousands. Come on,
there's like seven or ninety four ofthem, right right, And I
think they all started in like theearly two thousands, not in nineteen ninety
five. So nineteen ninety five crimeaction movie that's nearly three hours long.
I'm the firm. Oh, thefirst Mission Impossible movie was nineteen ninety six,

(50:13):
Okay, okay, it was abook Time to Kill, A Time
to Kill, Time to Kill,Matthew McConaughey, Samuel Jackson, and what's
her face? The uh she wasin Sandra Bullock. That's her name.
So do you guys want to gofor this one? Sure? It's an
action movie, it's a crime anddrama, action crime drama. A Time

(50:37):
to Kill is an action crime dramamovie. Yeah. What's the action part
of that movie that takes place ina courtroom. Yeah, Samuel Jackson breaks
out of the closet and he murdersthe two scene of action doesn't make it
an action movie. But if that'swhat you want, all write down Time
to Kill. Yes, please,Time to Kill. It's a great movie.

(51:00):
Though that is incorrect, obviously,all right, So now your clues
are I mean, it's long,it's very long movie. It's also not
an action movie, action crime drama. Runtime two hours and fifty minutes.
Released date December fifteenth of nineteen ninetyfive. And I think this narrows it
down dramatically. It's a Michael Mannmovie, not for you. Who's Michael

(51:25):
He's a director who makes a certaintype of movies. Is he also an
actor. No, okay, Yeah, he makes a very specific type of
movie. The next set of clues, it's got to be a giveaway.

(51:47):
And we only get six of these, right, yeah, you've got many
four left, okay, And weshould point out you guys are looking up
movies, which is fine, butyou're supposed to play by going off your
top of your right, right,right, I haven't gotten that far.
I was just trying to figure outwho Michael Mann is. But it still
doesn't help me any action crime dramanineteen ninety five, nearly three hours long.

(52:15):
Michael Mann movie. I don't know. I don't think I know.
I don't know Michael Mann movies offthe top of my head. I'm not
good with the directors. I guess. No. Name a movie from nineteen
ninety five action crime drama two hoursfifty minutes that you think Michael Mann directed.

(52:36):
Ummm, anyway, this is supposedto be really hard. I don't
want to use my brain like this. This early. Uh Apollo thirteen.
Apollo thirteen. Yeah, but thatwasn't a crime movie. Oh yeah,
that's true. Right, there's apart where someone breaks the law, right,

(53:05):
nineteen ninety five Movies nineteen ninety fivenineteenninety five. Ummm, no,
it's not Independence Day. Sometimes withgames like this, you just make a
guest to get to the next clue. That's kind of where I'm at.
So Independence Day, you know,seems to be all right, Well that's
not really crime either, more crimethan the time to kill Lindsay, No,
it's not Independence Day. Yeah,just to get onto the next clue.

(53:30):
That's obviously incorrect. So here isthe next clue. I'm not gonna
name all the actors. I'm justgonna name the big ones. Action crime
drama two hours fifty minutes came outin nineteen ninety five. Michael Mann directed,
stars John Voight, Tom Sizemore,Val Kilmer, Al Pacino, and
Robert De Niro. H Casinosino.What do you think, lindsay, Well,

(53:57):
that's got de Niro doesn't have Pacinoin it though, right, never
mind that I can't say that.Actually. Crime Drama nineteen ninety five,
December of ninety five, Two hoursfifty minutes Michael Mann directed Robert De Niro,
Al Pacino, Val Kilmer, JohnVoight, Tom Sizemore, Bell Killmore,
Robert de Niro. You have threeguesses remaining and the Godfather came out

(54:22):
in the eighties, right, sothat's not a nineteen ninety five movie.
That was seventies and eighties. ButCasino makes sense. And Goodfellas, but
I don't know because al Pacino wasn'tin Goodfellas, and neither was John Voight.

(54:45):
Do not look at the text.Okay, Uh, Tom Sizemore,
he's the one that died right recentlylast year? Maybe? Okay, you
got three guesses again, so don'tbe afraid to take a guess. Yeah,

(55:06):
Tom Seizemore was not in Top Gun. Robert de Niro wasn't in it
either, know what I mean?For a different kind of top I don't
think John Voight was either, butoh yeah, John Voight wasn't in it
either. The only one on thatlist is Val Kilmer. And I could
be wrong, but wasn't Top Gunin the eighties movie? Yes? Okay,
oh yeah, nineteen ninety five,nineteen ninety five, nearly three hours

(55:28):
long. Let's just take a guess. I say, Casino, just casino.
We know it's not right. Casinoobviously is not correct. And the
plot, now we get the plot, all right, so this should really
help out. We should actually getit here action crime drama two hours,
fifty minutes December fifteenth, nineteen ninetyfive, which means Christmas. So I'm

(55:51):
a blockbuster, right, Michael Mannstarring Robert De Niro, Al Pacino,
Val Kilmer, John Vod, TomSizemore. The plot is a robbery,
chase, obsession, detective, heist, thief, murder, betrayal movie.
Oh god, that didn't help anyat all. Murder, heist, betrayal.

(56:15):
It's not home alone, no Lendsey. What do you think? Well,
they're guessing. People are asking whatthe name of this game. It's
it's called gaps okay, and canfind it online and it's like wordals.
So every day it's a different movie. Read that. Would you mind reading
that clue again? The plot?The plot? The plot robbery, chase,

(56:37):
obsession, detective, heist, thief, murder, betrayal, heist.
I think there's a big clue inthat. I think Robert de Niro is
a is the is a cop adetective in it? Okay? Are you
guessing or good? Guess it's oneof them? Huh, yes, it's

(57:05):
not the Italian Jobs. Two moreguesses that, So don't feel like you
got to squander on this too longthousands. It's nineteen ninety five heist movie.
That's what you should really be lookingat here. I can give you
a clue. It's one of myfavorite movies of all time. I got
it into three guesses. But there'sa there's a famous line we say on
this show from this movie, okay, said by al Pacino? Who are

(57:32):
and he does say that. Wedo say it on this movie in the
on this show, but that isnot from this movie. Okay, what
is the line that we say fromthat movie? Are you looking to see
if it's in there? GIMPI?Yes, no, that is also sent
of a woman. Yeah, whichwe do say. The line, which

(57:55):
I will not say in al Pacinovoice or how he says it is,
uh, gimme all you got.That's one line we say. Or you
get killed walking your doggie? Okay, did not help me. I know
the line. We do say ita lot, but that didn't help me
with the movie any at all.Whatsoever? Is it is a heat?

(58:17):
Yeah, it's heat, it isheat. It's heat. Yes, What
was the certainty for you, lindsayyou get killed walking your doggie, you
can get Yeah, where he's inTerrygame the guy and he's like, I
get killed. He's kill walking yourdoggy, get me a yot, And
I had to really think about Kilmermovies. Yeah, he I mean he

(58:38):
is, by the way, deNiro is the is the criminal, Chino
is the bad detective who can't staymarried and is sucks. Yeah. I've
only seen a movie like a smallhandful of times. A by small,
I mean like maybe it's a brilliant, brilliant movie. That's a fun it's
awesome. Yeah. Uh, it'sa brilliant movie. It's got one of

(58:59):
the longest shot fight scenes, realaction in a movie. Were they like
where they rob the bank and theygo on a chase from the police and
it goes on and on and onand on and on and on and on
and on and on. You're like, goodness, gracious, not like in
the Town is another one where theyhave the shootout at the ballpark. Yeah,

(59:22):
all right, we got to takea break. We'll be back.
Rush four of The Big Med MorningShow is next ninety seven. Good morning,

(59:44):
It's The Big Med Morning Show.Nine four six oh K M O
D. You can also text DMMSand then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. Let'sgo ahead play a game. Tickets to
see Texas Hippie Coalition as they aregoing to be playing Rock the Riverfest twenty

(01:00:06):
twenty four, June thirteenth through thesixteenth at Sparrowhawk Campgrounds in Tahlequah. Full
line up Rockdriverfest dot Com. Weshould say rock that is R A WUK
not R O c K, justso you know. And we're gonna play
sing sing current record is Lindsey andI are tied with seven and you have

(01:00:28):
four last week's Winter w so Lindsayand GIMPI at nine one eight four six
oh kmo D nine one eight foursix oh kmod call up, decide who's
going to be the clue giver.Whoever gets the most right is going to
win those tickets See Texas Hippie Coalitionlater this month. Nine one eight four
six oh kmo D. Good morning, you're on the air. What is
your name, Nathan, Nathan?How are you today? Friend? Good?

(01:00:52):
Good? How are you good?Nathan? Who do you want to
give clues? Lindsay or Gimpy HWe'll go ahead and do Gimpy Nathan.
Sixty seconds are on the clock.Timer starts after the first clue. You
ready, yes, sir, We'llgo ahead and do it. Here we
go. Okay. This is aa kind of a folk singer from the

(01:01:13):
nineties. What are those little insectsthat like to raid your picnic ants?
Yes, and there is a bandand they do this down the road while
playing music. What are they doing? Do this down the road while playing
music? Yeah? I think likeChristmas parades, high school band, the

(01:01:34):
blank band, not concert. Butskip, skip, We're not passing this
one. Bro. You've got theants part. Okay, you got January,
February, and then what month afterthat? March ant mark, mark
you got You're close, You're close, You're close, you got ants?
You got the month? Think ofyou know high school bands. You know

(01:01:57):
they go out on the field andduring football halftime. What are they doing?
Left right, left, right,left? Marching there you go,
put it all together, marching andoh good God, turn it around and
marching there. Jesus christ. Uh. This is a nineties hip hop song
about swingers or having sex with youknow, somebody that's not your time.

(01:02:22):
Time time one is what you got, Nathan. Now, don't don't be
too concerned, because people have onewith just one before brother, So hang
on. Oh well, it doesn'thelp. So I was born in the
nineties. Ah, yes, thatis correct. Doesn't make it a less
popular song, because I'm sure youknow other songs that were before you were

(01:02:42):
born. Yes, sir, verytrue. Hang on the line. All
right, good morning, you're onthe air. What is your name name?
Well, I'm sorry I couldn't hearyou. What is your name?
James? James? All right,James. That's okay, buddy, James.
You've got to beat one. Areyou ready? Yes, here you
go, Lindsey, all right,James. Another word for hop hop jap.

(01:03:09):
Say it twice, Just say justsay the word twice jump. Yes,
all right? Uh, this isthis is something you get from a
watch time. Uh huh and beforeand before and what do you mean?

(01:03:42):
And after? Yes, and againyou get this from a watch time at
the time. Yes, all right? Uh, this is oh Blake Shelton's
wife her band when Stefani's band sangthis song. If I don't, If

(01:04:03):
I you said don't, Nathan's abig, big, no doubt fan.
Yeah. Time. Congratulations, man, you're gonna go see Texas Hippi Coalition
as they're gonna be at the Rockthe River Fest that's happening June thirteenth through
the sixteenth at Sparrowhawk Campgrounds in Taalaqua. Man, hang on the line so

(01:04:23):
Gimbi can get your information, allright, buddy, David Cool indeed,
Nathan, I'm sorry, man,one was not enough. No, no
problem, no problem, my buddy, see you later. Yeah, Gimby,
this is what she ended on.Yeah. They would say, uh,

(01:04:49):
wait, when you say words thatare coming out of your mouth,
what are you doing at that particularpoint in time. Yeah, I don't
know how to give close to thissong. Gwen Stefanie good Clue's wife Shots
as far as nineties band she wasmarried to Gavin Rosdale. Just a Girls.
One of their songs, not theone You and Me we used to

(01:05:11):
be Yes, okay and aunts marchingMan come on mars. I knew he
was waved up in the morning andyou go on man, Yeah, all
right. The record now it putsLendsay in the lead with eight, keeps
me with seven, keeps you withfour. Big break and we'll be back.
The flour of the Big Man MorningShow is next ninety seven kmod good

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morning, It's the Big Mad Morningshow nine one, eight four six O
kmod can also text BMMS and thenwhat you want to say to eight two
nine four five say what's in gimpiecefor my four al cohol It says yeah
that Jerry's been selected in a HunterBiden trial. A jury has been seated

(01:06:16):
in Hunter Biden's federal firearms case.Twelve jurors and four alternates were selected in
Delaware federal court room yesterday. JB'sson is accused of illegally buying and possessing
a gun while being addicted to drugsin twenty eighteen. This marks the first
time in US history the child ofa sitting president has gone on trial.

(01:06:38):
JB has pleted not guilty or excuseme, Old Hunter has pleted not guilty
too. The three charges opening statementsare expected to begin sometime today. X
updates pornography policy. The social platformX now allows pornography with some restrictions.

(01:07:00):
Elon's company just shared an update toits official usage policies. It says you
may share consensually produced and distributed adultsin nudity or sexual behavior, provided it's
properly labeled and not prominently displayed.The update adds that X believes users should

(01:07:20):
be able to create and share materialwith sexual themes as long as it's consensual.
I mean, I feel like there'salways been porns on Twitter, but
now I guess they're saying there canbe a lot of porn a lot more,
right, And I don't know whataccurately labeled means, like hashtag porn

(01:07:44):
right. Uh, guy, Idon't know. I don't know exactly what
they mean without going in intoo graphicdetail here on radio. But wow,
y'all didn't waste any time. Huh, right on, huh, went right
to work. Nice goodness, craciousbunch goddamn pirds in this country. Yeah,
it all seems to be Eastern Europeantoo, very nice the whole movie.

(01:08:08):
Right, as long as it's consensual. Put on her what you like?
I mean, I guess it's consensual. I have no idea. Uh
huh, what else we got here? Biden's expected to issue a border order.
Well. JB's expected to take executiveaction to limit asylum seekers when the
number of migrant crossings surge. Theexecutive orders expected today would allow border authorities

(01:08:31):
to turn away migrants seeking asylum whocrossed between the legal ports of entry.
The restriction would kick in once dailyborder crossings hit twenty five hundred and then
lastly here this is awesome. There'sa tree climbing competition coming at Tulta.
Hell yeah, it's going down thisSaturday. Fifty skilled climbers from across the

(01:08:56):
region will gather on Tulsa's Owen Park, just west of downtown for the qualifying
competition. Both men and women willcompete in five events, and the top
five will move on to the Yes, this is a real thing. International
Society of Orbit Cultures Championship in Atlantain October. That's a big deal.

(01:09:16):
Six trees between sixty five and seventyfeet tall were selected for the competition with
safety in mind. There will alsobe a tree for kids to climb at
the event, and the competition wrapsup Sunday morning with a master's challenge.
This is amazing. When was thelast time you climbed a tree for fun?

(01:09:42):
Not to get out like a kiteor a cat or you know,
just climb a tree for fun.I don't know that I've ever climbed a
tree. Heights freaked me out.I get you, Corbyn, I mean
for fun, for fun? Yeah, say, I'm forty nine I'm gonna
say forty seven years ago, rightright, I think I was about nine

(01:10:09):
or ten, Yeah, for sure. Well, last time I climbed a
tree for fun. So this isthere's a preliminary event that and then there's
an ascent event, a bladed speedclimb, aerial rescue work climb. Okay,
hold on, So I think Ithink we this sounds a little different

(01:10:31):
than what we think. Hold onone second, let me check something here.
I think this is like not like, hey, go ahead and climb
that oak, right, I thinkthis is like they erect tree pole like
poles. Okay, like you knowhow line workers do, right and climb

(01:10:54):
it that way? Well, Imean it did say on the article that
I got it from that you knowseveral trees have been selected for this event.
Let me pull it up real quick. Okay, No, I to
make sure I'm not going crazy,and I believe you. Yeah, six
trees between sixty five and seventy feettall were selected for the competition. So
to me, that reads is we'vegot six trees in Owen Park that are

(01:11:17):
sixty five to seventy feet tall.These are the bitches you're gonna be climbing.
I mean, does it do theyhave like branches that I don't know.
I haven't gone out there to lookat the trees, and it didn't
have pictures on on the site.So I just saw that and was like,
well, that's awesome. A treeclimbing competition, okay, so okay,

(01:11:38):
So it was this is more likethe guys that climb trees to cut
them down, Okay, okay,So like this isn't you and me?
Okay, good okay, But there'sstill got a competition about that. Huh
why not? I guess the internationa social media page. Come on,

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two nine four five. I callat nine one eight four six, Oh
kmode, this one says, lastmonth at work, I had a medical
situation and had to be removed fromwork via an ambulance. I was leaving

(01:14:15):
a meeting started to feel dizzy.I fainted, hit my head on a
desk and became unconscious. Apparently Icut my head open and went to the
bathroom. I spent a short timein the hospital and was home for almost
a month, working remotely. Ireturned to the office on Monday. I'm
worried people won't be patient with meor make fun of me at my return.

(01:14:42):
How do I handle it? I'msure option and went to the bathroom.
I'm I mean that could just meanyou wet your pants. Yeah,
but that's not what I have visualThat's not what I visualized. I visualized
the other end of this conversation.You lost muscle control because I could happen.

(01:15:03):
It could easily happen. Now whenof the three of us, and
I may be speaking out of turnfor Lindsay, but she's never said anything
on the show, so I'm assumingnever has she pen has passed out in
public? Have you ever passed outin public? So of the show,
only one of us is the expert, and that's Skimpy absolutely, and I
did not defecate my pants least,you know, tinkl not even that.

(01:15:29):
There was no bodily functions. WhenI cracked my head on the cooler at
the Walmart getting groceries, never didhappen. I came to in the back
of the ambulance. It was acrazy event because I'm just walking around getting
my groceries and I get all lightheaded, and I remember this lady's like,
you know, hey, you shouldprobably call somebody to help you out,

(01:15:50):
because I was like I was Iwas. I was like, holy
crap, what's going on? Andthen the next thing you know, I'm
waking up in the back of anambulance. I got this giant black eye
and a giant nod on my headand and I'm like, what the hell
is going on. I see mygirlfriend at the time, and my little
brother's out there, you know,in the back of the ambulance, and
they're like, oh, he's comingto I remember them saying that. The

(01:16:12):
paramedics was like, oh, he'scoming too. He's waking up, and
I was like, what what happened? So they told me what happened,
and they offered to take me tothe hospital and I declined it, and
I went back and got my groceriesand finished what I was doing, and
my home never had another never hadanother episode or anything similar to m nothing

(01:16:33):
like that. Did they take yourlike blood sugar levels when you were in
the ambulance or anything. I waspassed out. I may have molested him.
Who knows? That? For me? Is the part like there's a
gap of time, right, youdon't know what happened, right, Not
that they would have. I'm surethey were very professionally. Absolutely. I
don't mind voluntarily time traveling, ie. Blackout drunk, you know,

(01:16:57):
but when it happens involuntary, that'swhen I worry a little bit. But
at the same time, I wouldn'ttry to deal with hospital bills and staying
in there. And you know thatI did go and get a Was it
an MRI where they put you inthe tube? Yeah? I did get
one of those later on down theline on your head. Yeah, I
mean they put me in. Youknow, they checked everything that they could

(01:17:21):
and the only thing that I thatthey said was wrong with me was there
was a hairline fracture in my back. Nothing really major that I'd have to
worry about. You know, andI was like, well, that explains
why my my back hurts, youknow. But but that was about it.
Okay, so we've got a fiftypercent ruling on passing out. When

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you pass out going to the bathroom, it could happen, okay. Yeah.
Yeah, and going back to workhaving such a public medical event,
I'm sure can feel quite heavy.Yeah. And this person's worried if people
are going to make fun or notbe patient with her, Yeah or yeah.
I get that. I get that. I get the concern of people

(01:18:06):
making fun of you. You know, uh so far as like they're not
going to be patient. It mayor may not be. I don't know.
People are people, People are weird. Yeah. Yeah, and when
you go back you think people aren'tgonna have empathy speaks a lot about where

(01:18:27):
you work. That's okay, exactlyright, Yeah, that you think people
are like, you know, havebeen writing one liners for a month.
Wait for this person to get backto work. I got so many singers.
Yeah, reasonable answer. A littlegood natured teasing is to be expected.
It's a great sentence. Just dealwith it. If it gets excessive,

(01:18:48):
call hr nuclear answer. If anyonesays anything A certain dominance by defecating
on their workspace while looking them inthe eye. If anyone complaints, declare
yourself disabled and demand accommodation. Yes, I don't know about you know on
their workspace at all, But nexttext listen s McGee, just lead with

(01:19:14):
it. Come back to work carryinga twelve pack of Angels soft to hand
out to co workers with the lines happens another person commenting on gimbe passing
out and having that time gap wherepotentially maybe she could have been molested.
You can't molest the willing Yeah onthe email. The office will have to

(01:19:35):
deal with you being a little slower, but the people most likely will be
dix. I'm sorry. Another one. Too easy on this one. Let
the coworkers make fun of fun andsay what they want, report every off
colored comment to HR, and bevery public about it. Things will likely
get worse, and that's when youfile her harassment suit again, very publicly.

(01:19:55):
Continue the cycle until the well runsdry, get fired, wrongful termination
suit. Damn, that's a lot. That's awesome. That feels diabolical.
It's a lot of menacing twiddling ofthe thumbs. I will get you,
sons of bitches. Keep making funof me. That feels healthy, right,

(01:20:15):
That feels like a healthy way tohandle all that. I mean,
if you're out a month for hittingyour head and I'm assuming getting stitches,
there's something else going on. Youhave a separate medical problem. I can't
imagine. I'm sure your work wasaccommodating, but to be out of work
for a month for passing out andessing your pants, that feels not like

(01:20:42):
you're telling us the whole story.Has no one called and checked on you?
None of those coworkers are none ofthem friends of yours? Should they?
I mean if they're friends, butnot everybody's friends. Yeah, they're
friends. And then there's coworker friends. There's people you work intimately with,

(01:21:03):
and then there's people that work inthe building. Right right, If a
salesperson has a medical emergency and getstransported out of here via an ambulance,
I'm not calling them? Are youcalling them? No? I feel like
you might actually gimby. Chances areno. I probably wouldn't even call one

(01:21:23):
of you guys, and we workvery closely. You would text. Probably
is they'll get back to me whenwhen they're ready. Yeah, I don't
know if checking now your boss onepercent. But maybe you're right. And
the idea of them making I'm tryingto figureut what they would say, like,
hey, doo dooo head, Maybewhat would be the making fun of

(01:21:48):
with the hand you a walker?Right? Right? Old Johnny crappants right,
it depends be on your desk whenyou arrive, right right? But
is the is that making fun ofthem or is it just good clean ribbon
between coworkers again with that phrase,we saw that earlier. A little good
natured teasing is to be expected.I love the normalcy you guys try to

(01:22:13):
put on that. I mean,if they're close, we rib each other,
you know, on various things,violate HR rules constantly on the show.
Yes, right, so quickly Lindsaysaid yes. By the way,
they might have some flyers for LifeAlert on their desk when they get back.
Oh god, something like, yeah, you know, put some bumpers

(01:22:36):
around everything on her desk, right, that feels a soft rubber helmet.
Yeah, go buy some pool noodles, but cut them in half and put
them on everything exactly. Here's somefloaties in case you eat some soup today.
Yeah, I'm going to the bathroom. Do you need a bathroom?
Buddy. Meanwhile, this person's listeningtrying to get good solid advice. I

(01:22:59):
mean, this is all the thingsyou can prepare to have here the counter
ready. Absolutely, I don't knowwhat you're talking about. I don't know
what you mean. What are youlooking for? Advice is subjective? Yeah?
Right, Hey, Aeron, howare you dream book man? What
do you got for advice? Sir? Man? Look if he if he
dropped the dose on his self inthe process, and just go up there

(01:23:23):
with some coatcake, throw a couplesand some of them and let let the
rest of it though, God everybody, and then and then nobody can make
fun of you specifically. I mean, listen, that is definitely an angle
that's maybe worth considering. Is poisoneverybody? It ain't poisoning. It's just
what would you call it if it'snot poisoning? A very harmless print?

(01:23:50):
Sure, right on, all rightman, I hope you will never take
baked items from you. Have agood day appreciated. Uh. Another text
I passed out a few weeks ago. No loss of bodily control here.
Another one. I remember when Geppybroke his leg. He was teased about
driving in a wheelchair in circles sincehe wouldn't be able to use crutches.

(01:24:14):
Well, he didn't have a wheelchair, Yeah, I don't remember that.
Yeah. I had a knee scooter, yeah, that I sat on and
rolled around, but it had handles, so I could, you know,
steer right. And I almost tippedit over a couple of times racing around
the hallways. Right. I mean, I definitely feel like there definitely would
have been some sort of conversation abouthow since one arm shorter than the other,
you would be making a lot oflefts. But that was a decade

(01:24:42):
ago, at least at least Iwas still married at the time. I
remember it was January fifth, butI couldn't tell you what the year was.
We had just gotten back from aholiday vacation, Christmas vacation, and
that's when I broke my leg andI was out up right after vacation,
out for six weeks. I think, almost a little more than a decade
ago. Yeah, you probably becausewe moved to kme Od in twenty twelve.

(01:25:06):
We had a stint where we lostour minds and then you stepped in.
It didn't get anybody. Yeah,we weren't thinking with clarity. We
were drunk by be it on KMODand now you're stuck with it and that
is never that that fog is neverlifted. Man, if someone is out

(01:25:29):
a month for hitting their head andtheir coworkers are listening right now, they
know who emailed in. Sure,Yeah, yeah, I would think that
happens a lot with the emails,as people know who it is. Listener
email from someone says last month atwork, I had a medical situation and
had to be removed from work viaambulance. I was leaving a meeting,
started to feel dizzy, fainted,hit my head on a desk, became

(01:25:50):
unconscious. Apparently I cut my headopen and went to the bathroom. I
spent a short time in the hospitaland was home for almost a month,
working remotely. I returned to theoff Monday, and I'm worried people won't
be patient with me or make funof me when I return. What should
I do to handle that, Lindsey, I think you're thinking too much about
it. I mean, I reallydo. I don't think people are I

(01:26:15):
don't know what he does for orshe does for a living. I don't
know where they work, I don'tknow what the environment looks like. But
I can't imagine that they work withthat evil of people, you know.
I mean the person could have diedessentially, so well, now you're being

(01:26:35):
dramatic, right, that feels dramatic, it is, but it could have
been a really bad split to thehead. They could have bled out and
died. They didn't. So evenif they do make fun of you,
it's not going to last long.And if you want to report them,
then do it. Know that that'salways an option. Gimbi Well, I

(01:27:00):
say to Johnny Pispants, You're justgonna have to deal with the Yes,
that's all that there is to it. People will make fun of you,
mostly behind your back. They won'tbring it to your face, all right,
And if you do hear something,you're just gonna have to to take
it. Take it on the chin, man, that's all you can do.
You passed out of work and usethe bathroom all over yourself in one

(01:27:24):
form or the other. That's funny, And you would make fun of somebody
else if it happened to them.You got to think of it like that.
You would do the same thing ifit happened to somebody else. So
you just kind of gotta deal withit. It will eventually subside. I
feel there is a chance that theycould bring it up at a Christmas party,

(01:27:47):
you know, years down the road. But hey, listen, it
happens, It happens. Go onwith your business, put your head down,
go to work and deal with it. Listen, Bradley Pooper, I
think that you're gonna be fine.It's not like they're gonna re you know,

(01:28:14):
redo the cover of movie boxes andcall it goodwill dumping or Harry Pooter.
I think you'll be fine. Iagree with lindsay you're overthinking it,
man, or just quit there yougo if you that anxiety much, right,

(01:28:34):
change your identity, move to anotherstate, your job. What makes
you think they were patient with youbefore? If you're that worried about it,
were you already on the cusp ofnot doing well to have anxiety short
of a accident that you know disfiguresyour face, right, I'm not clear

(01:29:00):
on the anxiety of going back towork. It's the embarrassment that you grabbed
your pants. It takes thirty likethree seconds of courage, three seconds,
and you could also get there early. You don't have to make a freaking
grand entrance. Ran back from hiatus, you wanted her, you missed her.

(01:29:26):
A'ate off Essler. Maybe she shouldeight mile these people, man,
maybe they should go ahead, goin with the marching band or have some
big production set up and then justlet them, you know, beat them
to the punch of their their storiesor their jokes. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:29:47):
I think you're overthinking in for sure. Just go back to work. Get
to work and if this is here'sa good trick. If somebody makes fun
of you and they go, hey, hey, Bradley Hooper, go I'm
sorry, I couldn't hear you.What would what did you say? Make
them say it again? Say myname because say let them because it won't

(01:30:09):
be funny the second time. Forsure, Bradley, you know it's a
thing because like yeah, and thendo it every time. Sorry, just
since the accident, I couldn't hear. All Right, we gotta take a
break. We'll be back. Tulsa'sMorning Show. Oh yeah, he's coming

(01:30:31):
right back. Bad Morning Show,Tulsa's Rock Station ninety seven KMOD, Good
morning, It's the Big Mad MorningShow. Nine eight four six KMOD.

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Can also text be in the messand then what you want to say to
eight two nine four to five listeneremails can always emails show at kmod dot
com. Our second email says,hello friends, I started dating Amy six
months back. She's great addition inmy life. I really love her and
I thought I could see us gettingmarried. Well, she went through my

(01:31:14):
Instagram and Facebook. She asked meto remove all the females from my social
media. I'm freaking out and feellike this is enough of a red flag
to end it, despite how greatshe's been. Do you agree? How
long have they been dating? Sixmonths back? Okay, it's only six
months really fresh dating, right,but he says he loves her okay,

(01:31:39):
and that he can see himself marryingher. Okay, And she feels like
there's no boundaries, sayuped, No, there's no boundaries. She can go
through his phone, right. Shewent through all the social media and does
want any picks except for her nofriends. There are no friends, no
nothing, no females loud, whichyou know, everybody has a past.

(01:32:03):
Everybody has a past, everybody haspast lovers. As some of those past
lovers are on social media because youpost pictures and nobody ever really goes back
and through and deletes the pictures.Yeah, I mean she's saying unfriend,
right, which is different than youhave pictures? True, Dad, unfriend

(01:32:23):
female, no females or female friendson social media after six months, and
he's going, yeh's a red flag, right. I have no understanding of
this. Right. I cannot graspthe idea of my wife going through my

(01:32:44):
phone saying you can't be friends withanybody that's a female. And social media.
When we started dating, and wedid marriage counseling to get married because
we knew statistically the odds were againstus in a second marriage, and the
one of the advices that was givento us was social media is a parasite
in a marriage. It has theability has that's an important phrase, has

(01:33:09):
the ability to invade and infest andgrow and spread. And we both were
like, listen, we know theodds are against us. Let's just kill
our social media. I have whatI have for the show, and then
I have a fake account so Ican post on our page. And as

(01:33:30):
we've gotten older and we have kidsand hoa's and schools and all that other
stuff, we've had to have asocial media so we've kind of grown it
into a thing, but we don'tpost. There's like, no pictures of
us on it. No pictures ofthe kids or anything like that. It's
literally just there as a profile,empty profile, yes, which confuses people.
They can't handle it. Well,you don't have social media. Who

(01:33:54):
doesn't have social media? Why doyou just put a picture of yourself on
there? Who cares? I care? Right? Right, that's one of
the things that you guys agreed onto do. Yeah, it makes sense.
But in this scenario, she's expressingher concerns six months in which feels
fine. Yeah, it says herered flag writing shotgun. If she had

(01:34:17):
deleted them herself, then she'd bea keeper happy hunting bub if she'd deleted.
So if she gone through his socialmedia and deleted all the female friends
that he has, she is akeeper. Well, I don't know about
that. I think that makes theflag a little bigger. I mean,
she's avoiding the argument in the confrontation. She's just doing it. That is

(01:34:40):
true. But who's right? Whowere you to go through my social media?
All right, fine, let's turnthe tables. Then how about I
go through your social media and deleteevery dude that you have on there?
Yeah? How cool is that?What's good for the goose is good for
the gander. You see what I'msaying. So it's like, but would
she allow that to happen? Oh, you can't do that. That's narcissistic,

(01:35:05):
psychopathic behavior. You can't do that. Come on, guilty conscious,
she's cheating. Lol. Easiest adviceemail you have ever gotten. Tell her
no and let her go. Thatis a huge red flag. Uh,
y'all run from drill sergeant girlfriend.She's in charge of her mouth and nothing

(01:35:27):
else. Well, I don't evenknow what that other sentence says. He
needs to ask her to do samething. If she's willing to, then
there is your answer. Reasonable answer. Time to have a sit down and
talk boundaries with amy. See howbig of an issue this is? Nuclear
answer? You are having sex withcrazy, adopt the rodeo method eight seconds

(01:35:49):
and then bail. Yeah. Soundslike the chick is beyond insecure and controlling
at the same time. Certainly redflag central. I'd buy Felicia her again.
I can't understand the social media aspectof wanting and having to be concerned
about what is in your partner's socialmedia right. I can't relate to that.

(01:36:13):
It's just social media. So maybethis galo has had issues before,
where like she's had a past boyfriend, husband, whatever, and that's how
he hooked up with somebody else wasvia social media. It's just social media
feels like you are downplaying it dramatically. Oh no, it's huge, It's
massive, and a lot of badthings can happen. Yeah, a lot

(01:36:35):
of cheating bus spawns out of socialmedia. Again, only if you let
it, though, only if youlet it, and if you don't have
any trust or faith in your partnerto not allow that to happen. You
see what I'm saying. Yeah,but to act like it that isn't a
real thing, Right, I getit, I get it, And that's
not what I'm saying at all.You know, I'm not trying to anyway.

(01:36:58):
But and six months in, andthat's another thing. How do you
have trust six months in? Sixmonths exactly? Well? And what's going
to happen if they're out in publicand he runs into a friend who happens
to be a girl, right andthey talk? Is he gonna be questioned?
Oh? Is he going to getthe third degree? I think you
you you left some things off?Is what's she gonna do when he talks

(01:37:21):
to a girl and she giggles rightright right, smiles in a different way
whatever, or he laughs, makesa noise he's never heard, she's never
right. Yeah, this says,tell her no, let her response dictate
further action. That's an interesting take. I like that be calm, like

(01:37:43):
yeah, they'd be like, no, I'm good, I'm good, whatever,
and just leave it at that.And if she flies off the handle,
then you got your answer right there. There's a great scene in this
trashy show that Lindsay and I liketo watch. And in the show,
they meet in these pods and likethey don't see o their face and it's
called Love is Blind, And sothey follow the couples after they get out
and they meet each other face toface and they got a like the fund's

(01:38:05):
over right, like now it's timeto be a couple. And she is
very correct me if I'm wrong onthis this Lindsay. But she's very insecure,
and she kind of talks to peoplebehind his back and she wants him
to not be friends with some girlshe's been friends with, and so he
just says, then ask me,ask me not to be friends with them,

(01:38:28):
and she goes, I don't wantyou to be friends with them,
and he goes, no, well, she didn't ask. To be honest
with you, I don't want to. No. He was saying do it,
that's what you should do, andshe did it after the fact and
only because he asked, and she'slike no. No. Listener email from
a guy who says that he starteddating Amy six months back. We love

(01:38:50):
the name drop. She is agreat addition in my life. I really
love her and I thought I couldsee us getting married. Well, she
went through my Instagram and Facebook.She asked me to remove all the females
from my Instagram and Facebook. I'mfreaking out and feel like this is enough
of a red flag to end it, despite how great she has been.
Do you agree, Lindsey, Yeah, it seems like a big red flag.

(01:39:11):
It seems like this is the startingpoint of a control freak. Starts
with the Instagram and Facebook. Whatelse is she going to try and control?
So yeah, it is a redflag for sure. So do what
you gotta do. If it's reallyworth it, then sure, I guess
delete your so called friends. Butyeah, I mean she's gonna be this

(01:39:38):
controlling she seems. Are you gonnahave her delete all her male friends?
It seems like she just wants youand only you, and maybe if you
break up with her, she'll findyou, So be careful. Good on
him. By the way, whatdo you think, kimp, I think
you got a run man, Gogone, now, get because I don't

(01:40:01):
think it's gonna get any better afterthat. To be honest with you,
I don't think anybody should ask youto remove your Facebook friends because of their
insecurities. I do like the ideaof asking her to do the same thing.
I like the idea of what dowe say there was tell her no

(01:40:24):
and let her response dictate further action. I think that is fantastic advice right
there, because you'll really truly geta sense of how this person really is.
Again, if they fly off thehandle, then you know this bitch
is crazy. Get almost cussed,get the f out right. And if
she's like, okay, I justthought i'd ask, you know, and

(01:40:46):
plays it cool or whatever and knowshow to handle her insecurities, then okay,
you might have something there. Youmight have something there, But I
don't think that anybody should tell youwho you can and cannot be friends with
on social media or in life ingeneral. That's just me I think that
you know, there's a part ofthis is that you guys have said is

(01:41:06):
already the right thing, which isbring it up to her, find out
what she means, and then decidedid she send this in a text?
Did you wake up to it?Had she been out with friends, like
what's going on drunk? When she'swhat's Maybe her boundary is that she's allowed

(01:41:27):
to have boundaries too, whether theirred flags or not. She's allowed to
have boundaries. Maybe her last relationshipended because a guy that she was in
a relationship with had talking to agirl on social media. Right, I'm
not saying all that's okay, butmaybe you can get a little understanding from
it. And also, it's socialmedia, friends, it doesn't matter.

(01:41:50):
Your life will be fine without socialmedia. How am I going to keep
up with all my friends and herchildren? Gordy, Yeah, you might,
right not, and it will beokay, just like it'll be okay
if you end it. It's justsocial media. Now we're not talking about
like your sister. If she's askingyou to stop being friends with your sister,

(01:42:12):
that makes no sense, yeah,Giant red player, Yeah right,
But to still be friends with thisgirl you met at a bar and you
said, what's your instad of cramand you friend, Yeah, who care?
Why are you fighting that hill?And isn't it about when you get
married or get in a relationship withsomebody you adopting some of their boundaries,

(01:42:33):
right, So even though it mightnot be your thing, if you like
her enough and you're like, no, that's it's not a ten for me,
then go ahead. If you wantto be treated like a queen and
you want your man to not befriends with females, find the person that
is okay with that. If youwant to be a guy who has gazillion

(01:42:57):
girlfriends and is okay and once togo this club every Friday, find a
girl that's okay with that, bewhoever you want to be. I don't
know if one is more accurate thanthe other, but I think it's a
good idea to kind of find outwhat's going on. Why? Where is
this stemming from? Have I donesomething for you? Not to trust me?

(01:43:17):
Have a real conversation and not justbe like a la la la la
ba, especially if you say you'rethrowing love around at six months. Yeah,
this is the best text I justsaw on the corner of my eye.
It all depends on the name Amyis spelled. Is that am i

(01:43:39):
E? It's not a red flagif it's spelled a m ee am.
Why yeah, all right, wegotta take a break. We'll be back.
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We don't talk a lot of tennison this show, but no.
Djokovic was at the French Open andhe suffered a knee injury in the fourth

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round, and he started yelling atthe people that run the like that maintained
the court, like had a giantfreak out. Isn't the French Open a
clay court? Like it's slippery.That's the point of the game. It's
supposed to change the aspect. That'dbe like yelling at the driver at NASCAR
getting out and yelling at or aplayer that gets injured, yelling at the

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guy who drives the the go kartright right right, or football when they
switch from turf you to grass andthey're like, yell not a guy on
the side groundskeeper Willie what do youthink of that here? It's kind of
a weird thing. But I guessif you're that big of a deal and
you know, knee injury ens it, I could understand it. But you

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know, it's kind of the wrongguy to yell at. Right. The
just got us take us aggressions outon somebody, right, sure. The
finals of the Women's College World Seriesare nearly set. Texas booked its trip
to the championship series after squeaking outa one and nothing victory over Stanford ALYSSA.

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Washington scored the go ahead run inthe top of the seventh after crossing
home plate on a fielder's choice.The Longhorns will face either Florida or Oklahoma
for the title. The Gators andSooners will square off this afternoon to determine
the last team in the best ofthree series. It's one o'clock on ESPN,
and the Niners are adding another experiencedplaymaker to their offense. ESPN reports

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that San Francisco was signing tight endLogan Thomas to a one year deal.
The eight year veteran has spent thepast four seasons with the Washington Commanders.
He totaled fifty five catches for fourhundred and ninety six yards and four touchdowns
last season. The thirty two yearold has a chance to step in as
George Kittle's primary backup for the upcomingseason, and yesterday the ballot for the

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twenty twenty five College Football Hall ofFame was revealed. The ballot features seventy
seven Football Bowl Sub Subdivision candidates,thirty four Divisional coaches, and one hundred
and one divisional players. At thetop of the notable list of names are
coaches Nick Saban and Urban Meyer.The two have combined for four hundred and
seventy nine wins and ten national championshipsover the last thirty plus years. Saban

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is sixth all time in wins andMeyer's third all time in FBS winning percentage.
Among others where Aaron Donald, markIngram, Michael Strahan, and Man
Titeo. The twenty twenty five CollegeFootball Hall of Fame class will be announced
in January. Should even Meyer getit, Yeah, because he's had a
lot of controversy. He has,but he's also won a lot of games.

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Yeah, he went to a differentschool and had success. Yeah,
that is true. I think heearned it, to be honest, I
think he's earned. He's got controversyaround him, but he's he's earned to
be in that select few, SoI would give it. What was his
last controversy the club clubbing and grabbingthat woman's his hand, he was well,
he was the head coach at theJacksonville Jaguars and totally dismantled that program

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to the point where it's taken yearsto rebuild it. Yeah, I mean
he won't win. My money ison. Yeah, I think you do.
You've got to do Saban right away. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
And that is your bass to thewall sports Someonndsay in ninety seven to five
KMO, good morning, It's theBig ND Morning Show nine one eight four

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six OK, m O D.You can also text bmms and then what
you want to say to A twonine four five Good morning Lindsay, Good
morning Corbyn. Happy thirty first pornstar birthday to Miss Savannah Stevens. She
gets the blood flowing in my bigjugs built for bikinis and breast taking busty

(01:48:36):
babes. At last measurement, herbratops out at a healthy thirty two g.
Those things are fake. A goodmorning, Gimpie, Well, good
morning Corbyn. Corn's gonna be atthe Bok Center on October sixteenth. You
can head over the website of therockschemweity dot com right now and try try
to win you a pair tickets soyou don't have to pay for them.
All right, let's do to tellthe truth. Time to tell the truth

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is your opportunity to ask anything youwant. Just remember, keep it clean,
no bodily fluids, nothing sexual,and don't forget. We can and
will pass on a question. Let'sopen up the phone lines. Here's Corbyn
in the Gang with all the truthyou're gonna need nine one eight four six
l KMOD nine one eight four sixl kmod can also text bmms and then
what you want to say to eighttwo nine four five. Here's one that

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we got earlier. Do your spouse'skids, family friends regularly listen to the
show, Lindsey, uh my,yes, yes, sometimes Kevin will.

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During the school year, you willtext is it safe when he's taken the
twins to school? That's what shehad. Anything else? No, okay,
gimpy, Yeah, absolutely, everybody. I know. I mean it's
when you're number one who's not gonnalisten to me? Come on? Yeah,

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when they can. My life hasjob, friends have jobs, so
when they can. Yes, I'dlike to believe they listen NonStop from the
moment we start to the moment weend. But I'm kind of okay now
going in the bathroom with them?Uh, what is your favorite day date?

(01:50:30):
Day date? Probably a good lunchsomewhere. And you know, sometimes
running simple errands that I have todo is fun not having to do it
by myself. So yeah, ifI can do that with Kevin, or

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when I wasn't working, when wewould have like our eye appointments, if
we would schedule those together, doingthose I know, but it was fun.
Only do those appointments together. Doeshe go into the exam room with
you? Yeah, yeah I would. And when when you're when you're hearing

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this, are that this one?All right? This one? Okay?
Now? This one or this one? You sneaking a question or two?
Or like, what about you,gimpie? Going out and day drinking is
always a good day day. Gograb you some cocktails, play you some
games, and go get you anice meal afterwards. Yeah, why not?

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I mean there's many different ones goingto the brewery during the day and
sit on the patios pretty awesome.Going to a day baseball game pretty awesome.
Ah. We I like going tothe bookstore and we look at books
and then we take turns trying tofind books, and then we try to
find the crudest book. Like,we make a thing of it. If

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you're not into drinking, brunch isalways solid wrong there, right? If
you could live out any movie asa character, what would the movie be
and who would the character be?If you'd live any movie out as a
character, what would the movie beand who would the character be? Lindsay,

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hmmm, how about when I forgether name in the movie, but
Julia robertson Pretty Woman after the facthe wasn't a whore after the clothes and

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falls in love with her the wholemovie. So you are going you don't
get to pick when in the movieyou start to be that character. Uh
huh. You never really actually sawher be a prostitute with anyone. You
literally saw her on the corner hooking, right, and that's how but only
with him, So I guess I'lltake it him be Richard gear right,

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Yeah, she gets to be spoiledthe entire film that wouldn't be his and
treated like trash huh, as longas you keep a fresh stuck in journle.
You know, my first initial thoughtwas like, you know, the
Avengers or something like that, andI think it'd be really cool to be
a superhero. Uh. But thenI realized that's a lot going on there,

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you know, a lot of fighting, a lot of work. You
know, I would like to live, you know, I want to do
this. Let's make it something youknow, simple and easy. Right.
So with that being said, let'sgo with the Flintstones and I'll be uh
Barnie Barney Rubble. Yeah, JamesBond, hottest women, doesn't die,

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amazing vehicles, amazing vehicles, greatclothes, beautiful locations, James Bond.
I can't imagine what would be better. And he drinks Gin and you like
Gin? Sure, Oh he's amartini shaking mustard. Yeah, I thought
it was a Gin Martini. Mybad. I want to read this text

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so bad, but I'm not goingto too much behind the scenes. Uh.
If you could give one superpower toone of your co hosts, co
hosts, what would it be andwho would get it? And it has
to be a different power for eachThe power of invisibility goes to gimpy you

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very much. You're welcome. Ijust know how much, Okay, I
would just know how much you wouldlove to go into a lady's locker room
or let's see as like a teenager. That seems appealing, right, yeah?
Touch, how against that? Yeah? As you grow older, you
know what women do, right.Everybody poops and I don't need to go

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in there and have to smell youguys. Yeah. Actually, here's why
you'd really want it. You loveto talk s. You like to get
drunk and talk s, and you'dlove to do it to someone much bigger
than you that you know you couldn'twhoop their their their butt at all,

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so you'd be like talking all thes you want and then poof be gone.
I just be invisible while I'm doingit, and they think they're going
crazy. Yeah, there you go. I am hearing voices and they are
talking mad smack about me. Up. That is pretty cool, Corbin.
You love to travel, so I'lllet you. I'll give you the power

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to fly, Yeah, by yourself. For me, it's got to be
something different. Dane, hmmm,I'd want either one of those as well.
I'll take, I will take,I'll shoot lightning bolts out of my

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fingertips. Sounds resourceful, Gimpi Uh. For Lendsey, I would give her
the superpower of fast talking, likethe micromachine man kind of thing, get
these stories out quick. For Corbine, I think that uh, mister is
it? Is it, mister fantasticright of the Fantastic four. How he

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stretches his arms right and his appendagesyou know that can go super long lengths
so he can get stuff off thetop shelf. Yes. Uh. And
for myself, I like the ideaof being invisible. I'm stealing that one
from Lindsay to give it to myselfbecause then I can just I can just
walk away disappear. Nobody would everknow. M Gimpie would get the superpower

(01:57:19):
of being able to eat anything andnot gain anyway. I was debating on
fire okay, because it would dome some time. I'm just saying the
number of times you're trying to lookfor a lighter I feel like anyway,
So but I think watching you beinglike here eat this fire hydrant, that
would be awesome, all right,all right, like a shoe, nice

(01:57:41):
kind of thing I can eat literallyand meaning yeah, but people don't know
it like I bet you the bartab my bar tab that I can eat
this table. Okay, I don'tlike that. That's a great superpower.
Yeah. Uh. Lindsay's would bethe ability to learn fast. Uh.
That would be helpful in things thatI know we've had to repeat a couple

(01:58:01):
of times. And mine would bethe ability for science slian the ability of
silence. That would be an awesomesuperpower, like to keep quiet or just
like or just you know, yougo deaf and you hear nothing, okay,
way, yeah, yeah, Ilike those. It would be awesome

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to not have to talk, isthe old saying true? Do your children
act like each of you? Yes? And no. Sometimes one acts like
me, one ax like my husband. The twins' personalities kind of switch back

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and forth every so often. Soyeah, I guess so, GIMPI I
don't think any of my kids actlike Orban or Lindsay at all. Do
they act like me? Yeah?Yeah, I think so. My youngest,

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I know, has got my goofyass personality and yeah, yeah sure,
why not? Yeah to a degree? I mean you little fellow follows.
So it doesn't matter if it's thehusband or the wife or the mom
or the dad, like your kidlearns from what they are exposed to.
So yeah, one hundred percent,that's true. The time machine sex may

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be too much. Instead of yourgreatest conquest, I'll just ask you if
you could use a time machine andgo back and witness anything. Ever,
what are you going to see themoon landing? I'm going to see if
it happened or not. You don'tbelieve it, yeah I do. We

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we're gonna make sure for those thatdon't. I mean, of the conspiracy
theories that are in question, Idon't. I don't. I personally don't
feel like that is the one thatI need validation on. I think it
would be really fun to be there. I mean, the oxygen part would

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be a little challenging. Gimbi,I'm gonna go back to the crucifixion of
Jesus to find out if he wasreal and if he had a bulner if
you had a place to hang,I'm gonna go with. I don't know

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how I would, but time travelto see where dB Cooper landed, okay,
okay, or maybe reverse engineer himgetting on the plant, like to
see who he really is. Thatwould be pretty awesome, and then go
back there when you go back intime and yeah, his money. Yeah.

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Uh. If we're all meeting forthe first time, what do you
think each other's names would be basedoff looks? It's weird, k h
hmm. You look like a let'ssee, look at me Corbyn. Does

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that help you? You look likea m It doesn't I know, I
know, but a Brett a Brett. Okay, Gimpy looks like a Rico
Gimpy. I think Lindsay looks morelike a Brenda. Oh I do not.

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I think Corbyn looks more like aBrenda. Corbyn would probably I think
Corbyn, you're looking at you,you look more like a pole or something
to that effect. And uh,I guess I got to look at myself
and be like, well, II look like Franklin Yo, Frankie,
I'm gonna go with Lindsay looks likea Kelly, and GIMPI also looks like

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a Kelly, because it is totallyYeah. I don't know how you but
you've known people so long, Idon't know how you come up with a
different name of them. If youhad a friend of the opposite sex that
told you they had used you forspank bank material, would you feel awkward,

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awkward around them or honored, hm, honored, I guess honored,
not awkward, but yeah to thankyou, Yeah, thanks Gimby. Well,

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lindsay, I have a confession.I'm glad you said your secondary.
It's fine. Why is corning inthe room all of a sudden too far
in now? Can't stop? I'dbe honored. I think that'd be all

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right. You know, I don'tthink anybody's ever admitted to masturbating the thoughts
about me, so I mean i'dbe alright with it. I mean,
I guess I would be honored,But also i'd be like, whoa wildly
inappropriate? Now that line's crossed rightnow, you've got to do it just

(02:03:57):
to make things no. Wildly inappropriatefeels like a really weird thing to flex,
especially if you've never told me whoany of the other people you've masturbated
to, well, you know theusuals, know, famous movie stars,

(02:04:17):
porn stars, and you if youlike, hey, it was Wednesday,
we were having a some beer oftacos and you're like, oh, by
the way, I gotta update youon who I'm masturbated to lately, then
I'd be like, all right,that makes sense for you to share,

(02:04:38):
and I'm in the rotation. Butif out of the blue you text me
and go, remember this is theopposite sex you text me. I masturbated
to you last night, wildly inappropriate. Just want to let you know I
just got done whooping it to you. I kind of look at it this
way. If I reversed, ifI sent that to Z a text,

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it would be sexual harassment to thenth degree, dramatically inappropriate personally, professionally,
So why would it be okay?Yeah, no, it's not good.
Well what if it's not co workersand it's just you know, one
of your friends. It doesn't makeit less inappropriate? Probably right, I

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don't think you might be in lesstrouble though, you know what I'm saying,
HR that has to get you.Don't think my wife would be psyched,
not at all. And then nownow you've put me in a weird
predicament where I now have to havea confrontation with my wife because you can't
keep your masturbating dreams to yourself.I don't need the friction you've now,

(02:05:51):
for lack of a better term,inserted yourself into my marriage. If it
doesn't work out, I'm probably gonnago to you anyway, because you've already
master been to me, so seenot okay, wildly inappropriate. All right,
we got to take a break andwe'll be back. Tulsa's Morning Show

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continues next with The Big Man MorningShow on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five
KMO. Good morning, It's theBig Man Morning shown six oh KMOD.

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You can also text bmms and thenwhat you want to say to eight two
nine four five and uh, Iknow you've been asking for it. Because
Father's Day is coming up, Rby'sis giving rolling out their limited edition merchandise.
All right, yes, sounds likeexactly what every wife would buy their

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husband for Father's Day. The Arby'sBurger Driver Golf Club is a limited edition
available at Arby's Burger Driver dot com. The golf club that looks just like
an Arby sandwich, complete with bun, meat, vegetables, and cheese.

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I'm not joking. I mean,okay, that'd be that. I guess.
You know, fun, I guessonce or twice. You know,
you're out with your friends, aboutto play some golf, and you whip
out your big, your big Burgerdriver. You know they're like, what
is that. And if that's notenough, they have a special Father's Day

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chef inspired Arby's Deluxe Burger, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, cheese,
and special sauce, the Big CheesyBurger, six pieces of bacon,
cheese, Swiss cheese, lettuce,tomato, onions, pickles, special thoughce.
And they also have chicken bacon loadedfries which recently came back. Okay,

(02:08:01):
that actually has my attention, Sothere you go, and uh,
this is interesting. Subway has rankedtheir best and worst sandwiches. Oh okay,
okay, so the top twelve?Okay, so number twelve, they

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have the home style chicken salad rapOkay, feels appropriately placed. Yeah,
I'm happy with that one. Atthe bottom of the list. Number eleven
garlic roast beef okay, okay,never had it, none of these so
far. I'm in nop Number tenthe beast half pound of meat, salami,

(02:08:43):
pepperoni, turkey, ham, roastbeef provolone, littus, maade,
onions, mao vinigrette. I thoughtthey took roast beef off their menu,
or they did like a while back, say more, why would they?
I thought that they were removing itbecause of price, that it was too
expensive for them and they weren't sellingenough of it. They it was going

(02:09:05):
to be too high of an item. I have no idea. Maybe they
found a cheaper vender. Who knows, maybe the all pro sweet onion teriaki.
Yeah, that sounds horrible. Multigrain toasty bread, grilled chicken,
cheese, tomatoes, onions sauce hasa gelatinous consistency that is a sweet and

(02:09:30):
sour sauce. The Titan Turkey comesin a number eight. I don't know
this. It's an oversized classic turkeysub with thirty three percent more meat.
Okay, number seven turkey bacon avocadowrap. But it didn't sound too bad.
Not a big rap guy, Yeah, flat bread like a peit of

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bread. Okay. Raps are allright, they're they're good for when you're
on the go. You know,it's easy to eat a wrap than it
is, you know, to tryto shove a foot long in your mouth.
How so? Why? Because Ithink it's a steasier to hold and
it's less mess because it's all containedinside the tortilla as opposed to like with
the bread, you have the chancesof it. You you know, it's

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happened before you take a bite,and everything's just right out the bottom of
it. Yeah, it happens withthe tortilla like a wrapper of brita too.
See. I think it's at leastmaybe the way maybe it's the way
I'm holding the wrap or the burrita, you know. Uh, you kind
of put your fingers at the bottomof it, you know, and it
kind of holds everything in place,and I know, and it keeps it
from you out to bank. Areyou a unwrap your sandwich eater guy,

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or are you like, oh,I get what you're saying. Most of
the time, Yes, I unwrapit because the paper, the wrapper gets
in the way I bought my food. I don't want to eat paper.
Same with your wrap. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah,
exactly, you unwrap everything right thereand you've got your rep and you just
kind of hold it and you know, sometimes people will hold their drinks with
the bottom with their like their ringfinger on the bottom of the of the

(02:11:01):
cup, you know. And andI feel that's good for burritos and wraps
because you're keeping everything in and it'snot all wrapping out the bottom. Right.
You put the wrapping paper on yourlap asright, so it catches everything
you got like a second meal.I typically don't eat sandwiches, wraps,
tacos, Mexican food while I'm driving. Okay, it feels too dangerous.

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It's not as dangerous as like chickennoodle soup, but you're get you Yeah,
not a lot of chicken noodle soupin ordered. The Philly comes in
at number six. It's the versionof the classic Philly cheese steak sliced steak
sandwich. Number five The Elite Chickenbacon ranch. The Elite sounds fans,

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it's not average, okay, plumprotisserie, chicken, bacon, monterey jam,
mono, cheddar, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, peppercorn ranch
dressing. Number four the honey mustardchicken wrap. Okay, we're getting the
top three now, and I wehaven't gotten to any of my rags.

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No, no, I haven't heardmine yet either. Number three the hot
Shot Italiano. Okay, I've neverheard of this, but it sounds good.
Gianna salami, pepperoni, provolone,let us, tomatoes, onions,
jalapenos, parmesan, vinigrette. Okay, pepper seeds. It's a hot sandwich.
I guess I think I would calla hot shot because it's got the

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Hall of Painters on there. Yeah. Number two the Ultimate BMT. Ye
here I go empta biggest, medius, tastiest. It's Subways classic that has
been on the menu since seventy five. Salami, spicy pepperoni, black forest
ham, lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese, parmesan vinaigrette. It remains

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a classic. I I didn't knowwhat it's called the Ultimate, but I
that's what I get, is theBMT. But I don't get the vinaigrette.
No, nor do I male blackolives, pickles, black pepper.
I'm everything except for hollowpenis. Allright. I add bacon to mine.
That's a game changer right there,you know, and salt pepper, rinch

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That's it. And then number oneis the All American club roasted turkey,
black forest ham, bacon, letuce, tomato, onion, American cheese,
mayo. Okay, I get Yeah, BMT has been my go to.
I did. The tuna used tobe pretty good. Yeah, I've never

(02:13:33):
been a big fan of Subways tuna. If I want to eat tuna,
I want to eat tuna at home. I like better when I make my
own tuna. You like when youget your hands in it yourself and really
he anyway, you know where it'sbeen. Yeah, I don't know what's
going on with you guys all playingaround with my tuna. Get out of
here, man, get out ofhere. I'm shocked with the roast beef
claim that I feel like they aredramatically undermining the ability to make a sandwich

(02:13:58):
because like, roast beef seems likea staple in the sandwich meats. Absolutely
department now cost you more. Sure, I'm just googling it to the first
thing that auto fills did Subway getrid of the spicy Italian That's not what
I want. Get rid of roastbeef. Roast beefe, it's on the

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menu. So in twenty twenty,Subway made the unpopular decision to stop selling
both roast beef and rotissery chicken,reportedly because they were two of the most
expensive meat toppings on their menu.The menu cuts were a big flop,
though, with angry franchisees and customersflooding Subway with complaints. We need our
roast beef and apparently rotesy chicken.So it's back on. Yeah, okay,

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yeah, but Lessie was right.They cut it because it was expensive,
and they're like, ooh, thatwas a bad idea, right four
years ago they got it right,Yeah, bad idea. Let's bring back
the roast beef websites brutal Man.Yeah, I can tell you. I
don't think I've ever been to aSubway website before. But no, I
was like trying to see if itwas on the menu, and I was

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just looking to see if I couldorder the food, so you can see.
Yeah, my god, these companiesnot like go through their website and
try stuff. They probably don't.They probably don't. They're like, whatever,
it's up there. The only timethey ever updated is when a new
item comes out and they're like,hey, add this to the website,

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and that's it. Yeah, Iam Subway on the sandwich front, Like,
if I'm ordering a Deli sandwich ispretty low on the list. I'm
I'm not typically a subway guy,so I could see me passing. If
we were like we're going to Subway, I'd be like, oh, I
got a thing. So when didthis become a thing on the Subway's website.

(02:15:54):
Again, I've never been They havefoot long chiros, Yeah, foot
long pretzel. Yeah, and afoot long cookie became thing they just brought
back. Lindsay and I were justtalking about this, dude that the calories
on that cookie are like fourteen hundredyea for the cookie. Wow. And
it's like two hundred grams of carbsget an entire meal. Wow. The

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average person needs anywhere between fifteen andeighteen hundred calories a day just to breathe
give me that. So if youpair that with one of their sandwiches,
and apparently it is, they warmit up and it's really delicious, but
the moment it cools down, it'sgross and crumbles apart. Really, Oh,

(02:16:39):
that's never good. Yeah, I'mjust surprised at the one they sell
truros. I didn't know that wasa thing. I always know they had
the cookies because there was always theassortment of cookies, you know what you
like some cookies with that you getlike three for dollars or something like that
used to be I got Honestly,it's been a long time since I've been
to a subway, and it's beena long time since in the subway and
got dessert forget at the Junior HighPete Junior High they built a little strip

(02:17:03):
mall kind of like right next doorto it, right on the way home,
and they put in a subway,and they put in a Tcby So
love Tcby. Yeah, it wasn'tgood. Tcby has never been good.
Froyo has never been good. That'swhy they're not in business anymore. It's
a good rule of some that ifit makes it into a gas station,

(02:17:28):
it's not that good. Well,isn't places like Cherryberry? Isn't that?
That's basically frozen yogurt? Right closed? Okay, there's one left. They
used to be all over. There'sone left. They used to be all
over. And I went one time, and I think I feel like I
got overcharged. Right, But youknow, once you start adding older proper

(02:17:50):
jaws, Yeah, that's where theyget you. That's where they get you,
Like it's a dollar ninety nine ifyou don't put anything on it.
But then they get you with allthe gummy bears and sprinkles and the marshmallow
flow from the chocolate and the caramelsand froyo is not good. When was
the last time you went long?I prefer ice cream, yes, yes,

(02:18:18):
so does everyone. Those are lactoseintolerant for a great option in gelato.
No, there's cream, but it'snot it's done differently. But if
you're lactose intolerant, you can't havegelato. Listen, if you got lactose,
you shouldn't even thinking about ice creamin general, right, have an

(02:18:39):
icy pop or bomb pop. Tobe a lactose intolerant, I know it
sucks, right, you wouldn't getany cheese, no ice cream, no
cereal, no cereal, no milk, no Alfredo, no none of that.
No Cheddarbay biscuits. Mm hm.You don't know what it is to

(02:19:01):
have oreos and milk. I wouldjust assume let it rip my stomach to
pieces. You've obviously never been lactoseintolerant, because people that are lactose intolerant,
they don't call it a good time. What'd you do this your weekend?
I had a hell of a timewith the lactose intolerance. My best
friend from college, he was lactoseintolerant, and there would be times he

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would go, ba, I'll justdeal with it. I wouldnt see him
for like a day and a half, spend month his time into my bath.
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text in Lindsay about the frozen yogurtcontroversy and they said, the frozen yogurt
at Brams is good. I agree, I've never had it. Oh yeah,
twist their ice cream is good.But the twist that they do there
is is pretty superior. I think, maybe better than ice cream, because

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I like my problem with like cherryBerry is it's really ice crystally. Oh
yeah, I wouldn't like that.Yeah, and Broms isn't like that at
all. It's like it's really creamyand like it isn't you don't taste the
icicles. Okay, So I thinkI just think it's yeah, it shouldn't
be icicle. That to me meansit's freezer burnt, right, sure,

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I could see that we're talking about. Somebody texted and said, the Broms
frozen you it's really good. Oh, ice cream all day every day.
I don't think I've ever had theirfrozen It's yeah, that's what Lindsay said.
It's pretty good. Okay. Theyalso texted or somebody else did anyway,
and they were talking about the stuffyou get at the buffet, you
know, the you know, chocolateor the least swirl whatever. I think

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that's all right. Yeah, butagain, it's been a long time since
you know, I've gotten But isit really all right? Or is it
just because it's there and that's what'savailable. It works, It works well
when it comes to a buffet.Just think think of the GC. They've
got more than just your frozen yogurtmachine. I mean, they've got cakes
and cookies and thies or is itsoft serf, because there's a difference.

(02:23:39):
It should be soft serve. Idid. I don't know. I don't
know, to be honest with you, I don't know what the difference is.
I guess one's yogurt and it's frozen. What is the difference? Dairy
queen, Yeah, that's soft Served'ssoft serve ice cream made with milk.
Okay, fro yo is made withyogurt, yogurt. R I guess,
I I guess I don't know.Then I don't know that's the difference.

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But wait a second, there's milkand yogurt. Right. But but the
I don't think the Lato's claim wasyours. I've never heard that before.
But that's why people do no,no, no, no, people do
frozen yogur because its supposed to bequoteunquote healthier. Okay, because okay,

(02:24:24):
okay, I guess I never reallypaid attention to which is which What's what's
in Wendy's Frosty Then that's that's softsurf, soft serve, Okay, them
McDonald's, that's soft surf. Right. And when I was working in Carls
Junior, okay, yeah, becausethey have the pouch of stuff four in,
you know, and then it getsworld. Okay, I guess that

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makes sense. To be honest withyou, I don't know if I've ever
had frozen yogurt before, then,Okay, I don't think I have,
unless it is like like a cherryberry, that's cherry by then Okay, that
I have then, I have hadit definitely before. But can't you tell
the difference between frozen yogurt and softserve? You know, put him side
by side blind taste tests, canyou tell the difference? I don't think

(02:25:07):
he can. That's just me.Yeah, I don't know. I've said
before, I don't have enough confidencein my blind taste test to be able
to tell the difference between those two. Yeah. Yeah, and we've proven
it before, lindsay, and Iknow what's up when at least when it
comes to yeah, you know yourmay Yeah, but I don't think I
could be able to tell the differencebetween frozen yogurt or soft serve. Maybe

(02:25:28):
I would maybe there's a taste difference, maybe not so much texture, but
maybe there's a taste difference. Idon't know. Yeah, I mean I
would like to think you would tasteice cream and go superior. Right,
of course, ice cream is superior, I would think, but there's also
a difference between regular ice cream andsoft serve ice cream. All right,

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this is may be a tough onefor you, so you may have to
be submissive with your answers, likebeing a sub again. Waffle fries,
oh God, or shoe string fries. That's tough. They're both so damn

(02:26:15):
good for me. It's shoe stringall day. I'm with you on that
one all day. Yeah, wafflesare fine. I won't kick them away.
They're they're They're a lot. Though. When it comes to fries,
it's like steak fries. I don'tlike steak fries. They're too girzy for
me. It depends on what I'meating too. If I'm having barbecue,
I want steak fries. I wantsomething that'll hold the sauce right see,

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and I don't. It's just toomuch things like too or potato wedges is
another one. Yeah, people,some people go get crazy over a potato
wedges if they're done right, likeif they're too hard in the middle,
like not cooked really well, well, who would like anything that's not cooked?
Well no, I know I realizethat, but I mean they're they're
just they gotta be perfect. Yeah, I'm surprised with shoe string for ugimp

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because they would cool down the fastest, that is true. But when you
eat your fries first, you don'thave that problem. Yeah, right,
So like think of think of likesmash fries and smash burgers. Those are
a shoe string potato y delicious andyes, absolutely so, because they're so
good, because they're thin like that. You eat those things first and then
then you can get down to yourburger, chicken, whatever you're eating for

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sure, run on. Okay,So, frozen yogurt is easier for people
with lactose intolerance to digest than icecream because of the fermentation process reduces the
amount of lactose. There we go. Okay, but I've had to look
it up. I've never heard peoplethat are lactose want froyo. I've always
been under the impression it was likea healthy alternative to ice cream. That

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was the big cell that you leavejazz or size and you go to your
tcby right, which stands for it'stoday's best, uh? Or to what
this country's best yogurt is? Soclose? Yeah, the country's best,
country's best yogurt? Yeah, yeah, we need a name. We can't
go with anything about the country's bestyogurt. Shit works for me. We

(02:28:11):
can't put it on a sign.Uh just call it tcby then gon.
It feels like a lazy way toname something. I wonder how many are
still in business? Oh well,I want to say, if I want
to take guess, maybe four.If that, I don't think any of
them are. I think they allwent out of business, didn't they.
No, really, no, thissays nineteen eighty one they opened their first

(02:28:33):
one, and I was hoping theywould just give me a list here,
but they just I can zoom in'sthey said, put in a put in
an address, all right. Sowow. They first opened in nineteen eighty
one in Little Rock, Arkansas.Thirty years later, we're swirling in three

(02:28:54):
hundred and fifty plus locations nationwide.Very fantastic, Dallas, Okay, two
in Fayetteville, Okay, one inhold On Los Choctaw, Arkansas, Okay,

(02:29:16):
and one in Little Rock. That'sthe closest to US. So Arkansas
still got the market on TCB wise. Yeah, I'm not gonna drive an
hour and a half two hours awayfor yogurt. Yeah, just being honest
with you, I made that mistakewith the Venus Nitchell and you know,
I'm just like, I'm good,I'm good. Yeah. This gmo free,

(02:29:37):
protein rich, gluten free, dairyfree diets, that's what they recommend
TCBYO. They're super fro yo threegrams of five or four grams of protein,
good source of calcium D one hundredand twenty calories, low in fat.
Okay, I'm glad to see thatthey're still around there. How many

(02:30:01):
did you count up? Six?I was close? I said four?
Right, So yeah, I don'tthink there's a lot of them around anymore.
Yeah, I didn't. They havefranchising opportunities. You want to open
one? I think I'm good.I think I'm good. Yeah, I've
known people that have opened franchises,and it is not an easy thing.

(02:30:22):
No, it's not this. Hemight have a little bit more luck because
of the people reminisce about it.That's true. Yeah, yeah, but
how long? How far will nostalgiaget you? Though? That's true?
He is you know what I'm saying. You know, we we we open
one up because oh we haven't hadone in a long time. And then

(02:30:43):
they're like, oh, yeah,that's okay. Or I remember why I
don't go there anymore. Like everynow and again, I'll get a can
of spam and then I remember whyI don't eat spam. You know what
I'm saying. Right, This ison their franchise page one. Americans regularly
consume frozen desserts. That's fair.I believe that. Yeah, i'd agree
with that. Yeah. I justpicked up some ice cream when I got

(02:31:03):
groceries the other day. Okay,seventy nine percent of the US population prefers
frozen yogurt before ice cream. Idon't believe that. I don't believe that
either. I think ice cream isway more popular. I could be wrong,
but I could be wrong, butI don't think there's a really big
frozen yogurt section in the grocery storeand there's a pretty massive ice cream section.

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Right. Why how much do youthink it costs to get a franchise?
E? Oh? How much doyou have to have? Oh?
What do you think? Lendsy?I think you have to have a minimum
of two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Okay, I was thinking sizeably less.
Ten Thousand's the number that pops intomy head. But I'm going to

(02:31:46):
multiply that times to Tennessee. Youneed at least one hundred thousand dollars.
Uh, this says you. Thefranchise fee just a fee. Thirty five
thousand. That's just a that's justwhat it costs just just to get a

(02:32:07):
fee. That's just for them tolike give you, like the licensing.
No, that's just the fee,like a processing fee, right right,
right, they charge you thirty fivedollars and then a total investment of seven
hundred thousand dollars. Good lord,depending on some factors, of course,
right, of course, seven hundredand thirty five thousand dollars. I love

(02:32:28):
looking up this type of thing,like how much is a franchise and how
soon? I wonder how quick youwould recoup that money? Right? Oh
man? Right? And if you'reselling your yogurt at you know, two
dollars, we'll just say minimum oftwo dollars. You got to sling a
lot of yogurt to make up sevenhundred and thirty five thousand dollars. You

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have to have employees, uh huh. You gotta pay all your utilities.
Yeah, you gotta have a building. I'm sure there's rent that goes in
with that. You and if you'rejust doing a booth at the local flea
market, you know, there's stillcosts that go with that. Captain D's,
What do you think the costs areto open a Captain D's. I

(02:33:16):
would assume I'm probably about the samething. I think it might be a
little cheaper though, But with thatbeing said, I would say I'd say
about three hundred thousand. Then youknow minimum cash required minimum is three hundred
and fifty thousand. Okay, franchisefee of thirty five thousand. You gotta
have a net worth of a milliondollars and a total investment could be anywhere

(02:33:39):
from seven hundred to one point onefor some mediocre seafood. Yeah, is
that one in a wass that isstill open? Or they shut that thing
down a long time? I gottabe honest. I know it's on the
access road. Yeah, I haveto go to the library today, so
I'll take a gander. Let meknow. Not that I want to stop
buying or anything, but I knowthere's one on Admiral Right Memorial, and

(02:34:03):
then another one if the one inNawassa is still open. That's the only
other two captain disease that I canthink of. I would much rather have
Long John's same, you know,amen, even though I can feel my
arteries and hear them say fuck youevery time I eat there. Yeah,
with those crenchy things at the today, girl, I don't know, but

(02:34:26):
god, I love it so much. I love Long John so that is
my biggest guilty pleasure. Yeah.When I lived over off On on the
east side, twenty first and Garnet, they have that one over there,
the Long John and a n Wboy, I would freak with that some
bitch all the time. Their fishtacos were good. I'd get an order
of fried clams to go with.I've always gotten the same thing, two

(02:34:48):
pieces of chicken and three pieces offish. And their chicken tastes like the
fish. Yeah, okay, okay. Daylight donuts okay, donut shop huh
yeah, okay, okay, toopen up a daylight donut shop. You
know, since we're in the hundredsof thousands of dollars range, I feel

(02:35:11):
like overhead exactly because overhead would beless. I feel like, so two
hundred thousand, I almost say onehundred and fifty. I know some folks
that you know, own one,but I never asked them how much it
start. Minimum cash required one hundredthousand dollars. Nice, okay, total

(02:35:31):
invest no fee. Really total investmentrange two hundred thousand not bad? Well
they bad. Yeah, this seemsdoable, that seems achievable. I could
go to the bank and be like, hey, I want one hundred thousand
dollars to start a donut shop,and you're done by noon every day,
and you're done by nice, butyou have to wake up at midnight.
My daughter recently started working at adonut shop and oh yeah, yeah,

(02:35:54):
she went out there in Awasa andwhich one. I couldn't tell you,
to be honest, there's a lotof them. I think it's the daylight
over there by the Arby's. MaybeI may be wrong, but not not
less. She's like, she likesit, and she likes the schedule.
She's like, I get why youyou know, you like your schedule so
much. I get up early,I go into work, and I'm off

(02:36:15):
early, and I got the restof the day to do whatever the hell
I want, and I get allthe donuts nice. Okay, So I
just looked the cheapest franchise is tobuy. Oh that'll be fun. Let's
go to the bottom, you know, let's start okay in the food world.
Okay, in the food world,number three a taco bell. Okay,

(02:36:37):
twenty five thousand to forty five thousandfranchise fee. That's definitely doable.
Initial investment five hundred and seventy fivethousand to three point three million, just
depending. Okay, Well I don'thave that royalty you don't need that much
money, which I can explain.Royalty fee of five point five percent.
Okay, that which they take offfive point five percent of your profit of
what you make, just to say, okay, because you're using their name.

(02:37:00):
Okay, duncan franchise fee of fortyto ninety total initial investment is five
point five two six to one pointseven eight. Okay, royalty fee of
five point nine percent. Okay.In a McDonald's franchise fees forty five thousand,
and that can cost anywhere between fourhundred and fifty to two point three
million dollars. Initial royalty fee offour percent of growth of gross Oh I

(02:37:22):
misspoke here Taco Bell's five point fivepercent period end of story, where a
royalty fee of the others were ofgross sales. Gotcha. So we're taking
five point five right off the top, whether you like it or not.
Yeah, but even then, Iguess that's not I mean, that's not
that bad. It could be worse. Yeah, it could be a lot
worse. Yeah. So you you'regonna, you're gonna, you're gonna get

(02:37:43):
a loan for that money. Yeah, you're gonna get a loan for that
one point seven? Yeah, youwould, you would. It would be
the worst move ever to use yourown cash. Oh yeah, for sure.
Uh so or your savings or anythinglike that. You want to you
want to get a loan, andthe bank depending on your background, uh
credit hitty. They love handing outsmall business loans. Oh yeah, because

(02:38:03):
they know they get their money backreal quick. Yeah, I remember this
isn't People have a misconception about banksthat the bank isn't like they're not cautious.
We're like, I don't know ifI call, Like, that's how
bad your credit has to be ifthey're not giving you a loan. They
want you to miss payments, right, they want you to be late.
That's how they make the money,all the interest and stuff like that.
Yes, they well, and atthe minimum level, let's say they figured

(02:38:26):
that out. At the minimum level, they want interest on the loan,
right, so they want to bemaking loans. They have quotas of loans
too. The goal is to haveless loans every month, right, more
loans, loan more. Yeah,because they have to make interest and they
have to have a year over yeargrowth. So they are in that business.
Well, those seem achievable. Nowthat's just for the food sector.

(02:38:46):
What else is there? Okay,I'm glad you ask. I'm glad to
ask. Give THEE what category youwant? I got automotive, I got
coffee, cleaning, cleaning cleaning products. Let's say you want to just starting
an an. I would never opensomeone's clean business, not once. Let's

(02:39:07):
there's a couple here, Service Pro, Kitchen Guard, kim Dry okay,
uh Scoop Brothers, which is aleading pet waste removal company. Nice.
Yeah, all right, here wego clean your shit so you don't have
to one hundred thousand dollars franchise feessixty that's not McDonald's was forty by the

(02:39:30):
way, right, Networth required twofifty and total investment range is about two
hundred thousand dollars. Okay, whatabout one of those? Is it called
handyman where it's like the mobile handyman sort of repair we'll repair. Yeah,
let's see, that would be handyman, a guy who drives around and

(02:39:52):
gives hand jobs. Home services Okay, yeah, that's going to be home
services, right, yeah, yeah, lawn doctor, house doctors, handyman
Okay, house doctors, handyman franchise. Here we go. This is fifty
thousand dollars minimum cash required. Okay, total investment range one hundred and forty

(02:40:18):
seven thousand, royalty six percent.The misleading thing about this is they're just
giving you a binder. Here's howyou metaphor this is how this works.
There's no brick and mortar. No, you still got to hire people.
You probably got to buy software,right right. Yeah, that's what's a

(02:40:39):
little misleading, is that's not like, that's not the out the door price.
No, that's the one that grabsyou. Yeah. Well yeah,
well heck I could do that.I can own a handyman service. Yeah.
I wanted to see a coffee one, because coffee is massive business man.
Yeah, there's a lot of thempopping up all over the place of

(02:41:00):
business. Was it the Brew seventysix or some shit like that. I've
seen all of those pop up lately. God damn. What's the place down
here at the end of the street. Yeah, they're everywhere, the little
Blue Place, the Dutch Brothers.Yeah, they're everything. Dude, crazy
how many they've and they make itseems like handover fist when it comes to
coffee. I don't think that itwould cost that much to make the coffee,

(02:41:22):
but when they charge you six seveneight bucks for a large glass,
you're like, God, you youmust be raking in some profits, all
right. So this is donut envy. This is the fastest growing food truck
business in the world with eighty fourpoint six percent margins, one hundred percent
mobile interactive donut food truck that's profitableand fu to operate. Minimum cash required

(02:41:48):
one hundred thousand franchise fee fifty ninethousand, five hundred. So think about
that from the owners of the franchisestandpoint. That means anytime they sell a
franchise, they get fifty nine thousand, period plus whatever the percentage of profits
are, right, right, Soa seeing of stuff like that that makes
me say, well, shit,I could get an old bread van and

(02:42:09):
a deep fryer. Right. IfI can have my own mobile donut shop,
how hard would that be? Andthen you don't have to spend the
money, you don't have to investthe money or whatever, just for their
name and maybe their ingredients. Youknow, that's just my thought anyway.
Yeah, so one hundred thousand dollarscash card five to fifty nine thousand,
five hundred for franchise fee. Networth of two point fifty total investment range

(02:42:33):
can be on the upperend two hundredand fifty three. The royalty is a
flat weekly structure starting at one hundredand twenty five dollars per week every week,
and then you have to put twohundred monthly into advertising. Okay,
you have to advertise, whether youlike it or not. Ain't as some
bull I mean, yeah, youwant to be successful, true, got

(02:42:54):
to advertise specifically radio right advertising doeswork health and beauty okay, like mary
kay, stuff like that, likeblow blow dry bar, a blow drive
bar. Yeah, here's this one'scalled dry bar. I've heard this brand

(02:43:15):
before. So this is uh,it's a place to go in and get
your hair done in forty five minutes. They basically just style your hair,
Is that right, lindsay? Okay, And that is a two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars minimum cash acquired,fifty thousand franchise fee and you total investment
range can be five hundred and ninetysix to one point one wow. Yeah,

(02:43:35):
because you got to buy do itgood a real estate and you got
to do a build out right right, and then you got to hire people
on top of that, and theygive financing assistance. Yeah, fook that.
Man. If you're going to opena food truck, as you implied
with like, I'll just get tothink, what are you opening? That's
a good question. See. Ithink taco trucks are great, but I

(02:43:58):
think the areas bombarded oversaturated with They'realways busy. You know, you would
get you would have customers, butyou're gonna have to be better than exactly
them in order to keep it alive. How you're gonna beat them out,
you know, fucking their tacos.Yeah, barbecue sounds good, right,

(02:44:20):
like a barbecue truck. I thinkI've seen like a grilled cheese truck before
as well, which I think wouldbe all right. That seems to be
fairly you know, cheap, Ithink, because you're just buying bread and
different kinds of cheeses. Me throwsome fucking bacon on there or something like
that, you know, some shavedham or whatever, so or you could

(02:44:43):
do like a something you don't seearound. It's like high end foods,
right, high end food food truck. Like we're serving you fucking swordfish and
ship Oh you see what I'm saying, it'd be hard to keep it fresh
though, I mean maybe you gottasell it because that is expensive. Right,
Well, where else can you goand get gourmet, high end foods,

(02:45:07):
you know, at a food truckon your lunch break, you know,
downtown whatever, Right, But Ithink you've got it to me.
You've got to think of something thatis, you know, lunch, dinner
after bar gotcha, got right ya? You're n niching down too small?
Right right? So like think aboutwhen at the pump. If you're gonna

(02:45:28):
put a food truck outside the pump, what are you putting in it?
Right? Right right? I'm thinkingof the grilled cheese, then something quick
and easy. It soaks up everything. You can have it at any point
in time. You can have differentversions of it, Like I said,
maybe some bacon on your grilled cheese. Maybe throw a fried egg on your
grilled cheese, Barbecue one day barbecue, exact spam, exactly Vienna sausages.

(02:45:50):
But I think ultimately that's the mostdiverse that would work around everything. I
think who doesn't fucking like grilled cheese? Yeah? I love that idea,
but I think I'm gonna do watchin the waste food truck. Okay,
and some health food yes, likeoffer smoothies, salads and soups. Smoothies

(02:46:11):
aren't good for you, no,but they they can be if that's the
only thing you're doing. Like ifit's a I'm gonna set up my food
truck around the business areas during theday for lunch or around gyms. They
serve the smoothies and protein shakes atgyms. Yeah, it's a misconception that

(02:46:31):
they're healthy though, because they usuallyare packed with so much fruit or sugar.
Yeah, they're not helped. Butif it's not sugar but natural sugars
that come from fruit is good.I mean, I love grilled cheese.
It's an easy it's easy to gointo store. You know, five loaves
of bread. Butter's a simple overhead, not a ton of prep. You

(02:46:56):
can have different kinds of cheese.They don't all have to be craft slices.
You know what I'm saying. It'sprobo loan, you know, mozzarella,
something to that effect, you knowasiago. Yeah, I don't know,
rattling off cheeses, but I thinkit's the best money. Yeah,
I want to say pizza, butyou have to do it by the slice,

(02:47:16):
and you'd have to perfect doing customslices right, right, because making
pizza sucks. It's a herd.It's hard where it's a lot of overhead.
Anybody could go anywhere and get pepperonisausage. I at least think you
would want to have something that noteverybody can get. It is good,

(02:47:37):
right, you know, but youwant something different. If you have a
grilled cheese truck or something like thatand your truck breaks down, you can
easily get a blackstone and set upand be still operating. If you have
a pizza truck and the pizza truckbreaks down and the pizza ovens in the
truck, you're fucked you all right. There's a guy on TikTok I don't

(02:48:00):
know if you've seen him, andhe's he just has a blackstone somewhere in
La and he's just making tacos.I haven't seen it. And he just
does it live and there's Mexican musicplaying in the background, and he's got
a bunch of meat stacked on thething, and people come up and he
orders tortillas and it doesn't and you'relike, fuck, yeah, that's brilliant.
Yes, In Mexico, those typeof pop ups like that, like
just on the back of some guy'struck, all over and needy. One

(02:48:22):
of us could do that downtown afteran event or whatever and you're just sitting
there listen. Oh, I thinkthe health Department would have an issue with
that. I think, Oh,yes, selling food to the public they
take pretty seriously. All right,fine, we're going to Mexico. Not
everybody can be uh what's his name? Coming around? Would you like to
buy the Lady of Rose? Right? Do you like to buy some tamalas?

(02:48:43):
Most tomorrow is are damn good though? Right? Right? That person
one time they did ah because Ifollowed him on Facebook and they were like,
hey, we're selling tortilla or tamalisand I was like, oh sweet,
but I forgot content learner, Likehey, can I get an order
of like twenty tamalis? And they'relike, yes, great, how do

(02:49:07):
I pick them up? We'll letyou know, right, Huh. What
I need you to do is Ineed you to meet me in the alley
down Yeah. And I was like, well, why I need them like
on Sunday? Right, Yeah,we'll let you know. Fuck okay,
shit, never heard from him,right, it's a good thing you didn't

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prepay upront right, No, ofcourse not. But the point being is
if you was, you're good atthe business part, right, you would
have had a business. Yeah.Food can't. I'm telling you right now,
right, we're hungry, Go eatsomething, all right, you guys
have a fantastic week and patio partystart on June fifteenth. Our first one

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is gonna fourteenth, fourteenth. It'sgoing to be at the Mercury Lounge.
Yeah see, y bye bye