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we're qualifying people for one hundred ticketsto one hundred concerts as the Canes Ballroom
celebrates one hundred years. Jesse Fowlerof Dewey heard the Q and now Jesse's
in the running for one hundred ticketsto one hundred concerts. I mean,
I think technically it's two hundred ticketsto one hundred concerts because they're getting a

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pair. That makes sense, andnot a one hundred tickets to fifty concerts,
right, And it's not one hundredtickets to ninety nine concerts, right,
right, right. I think technicallyit's two hundred because we are going
to give you a pair. No, you get just one. Your guest
has to buy their own. Imean, to be honest, the one
hundred tickets is a lot, Yeahit is, But two hundred's really cool.

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So you're gonna get tickets to seeone hundred concerts at the Canes Ballroom,
celebrating one hundred years. And ofcourse it's freaking a Friday. What's
the best or worst memory of yourdad? What's the best or worst memory
of your dad? And to celebratethat to kind of get the juices churning,
maybe compare, I don't know.I gotta listen some really bad dads.

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John Phillips, Do you know JohnPhillips is or O bus No,
nobody would know that. That's hisname of Mama's and papa's okay, Yeah,
the Wilson Phillips, Mackenzie Phillips,China Phillips, that whole bloodline,
uh huh. I don't know.He was not a good human being.
He was a massive druggie. AndI don't know this, but he wrote

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kokomo. Yeah, I didn't know. Anyway back to him being an asshole.
Mackenzie Phillips in two thousand and nine, revealed that her father injected her
with cocaine at the age of elevenand then began a sexual relationship with her.

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What us come back. You can'tdo that, bro, Woody Allen.
A lot of work of art.That guy is. Huh. He
romanced and married his stepdaughter daughter.Right, there was no blood there.
It's a step daughter. It's stillstep daughter, isn't blood? Yeah,

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So I said there's no blood there. So I mean, I mean not
saying that he's wrong, but I'mnot saying that he's right either. You're
not saying he's wrong. I'm justsaying I'm just saying it is wrong.
Okay, thank you, you're wrong. Soon you'd be braving. Yeah,
well that's her name. Oh yeah, uh Johnny Eric Marlowe, who did

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he fathered fourteen kids with multiple women. He was convicted of numerous episodes of
child neglect. Uh he was fromNorth Carolina, a polygamist. Not any
of that matters. He apparently circumcisedtwo of his sons with a utility knife
when they were eight. What whatlike one you would use to cut carpet

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with? I believe that's a utilityknife? Oh my god. Well I
couldn't find his caval I don't knowwhy you're not focusing on eight. They
were eight. I don't care ifhe used a medical device. They were
eight. He did it himself.There's so much wrong going on there.

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Michael Jackson, Oh sorry, gotI jumped ahead. Joe Jackson, Okay,
maybe gimb he's not aware. Hewas the father of Michael Jackson and
Tito and all the others. Beatthe holy hell out of all of them,
right, Yeah. He was knownfor being a sadist and a hard

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assd He subject to children to NonStoprehearsals, would beat them with his belt
and humiliate them to the degree ofone time even pushing them into walls or
on the floor to prove he wasthe head of the family my house.
He also cheated on his wife withtwo separate women, and fathered a pair
of kids out of wedlock. MichaelJackson proven a little fellow follows um he

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dangled his infant child over a fifthfloor window, beat it, and he
also kept his kids masked while inpublic and gave them bizarre names like blanket.
I mean, to be honest,that's not the worst thing he did.
I don't think so either. Nomention of the monkey. I was

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thinking more of touching children that he'sbeen charged with and convicted. No,
he was never convicted. He wasnever convicted. No, it was never
convicted. Michael Jackson was never convicted. He got off on all that stuff.
They let him free on all thatstuff. Howard Viale who did this

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man is from Michigan. He becameone of the most infamous loser dads of
all time, fathering twenty five childrenwith fourteen different women. He racked up
more than a half a million dollarsin unpaid child support. He's currently serving
forty eight months in prison. Hewas described by a judge as the poster
child for irresponsibility. Though I thinkit is a responsibility for you to pay

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your child support and to recklessly havemultiple children and not play child support on
them makes you not an awesome humanbeing. I hardly warrant think that warrants
you to put you in the samecategory as the guy who injected cocaine and
his eleven year old daughter and thenhad a sexual relationship with her. Yeah,
I mean, not paying child supportnot good, but also not making

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your kid a druggie and traumatizing themforever could have been a lot worse.
Yes, Now I get into alittle more historical people, even the terrible
Wow Wow sixteenth century Russian monarch.He was known for the suffering he would
do on people. He had apparentlya large temper and massive mental problems.

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Not only did he regularly toss catsand dogs out of windows, which feels
maybe in the sixteenth century like acommon thing, I don't know, different
time, he also assaulted his daughterand likely caused a miscarriage, and murdered
his son with the spirit of thehead. Jeez, he's not Ivan,
Okay, right, right, it'sin his name. What are you expecting?
It's not my fault, am I? Even the terrible sounding a great

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Saturday n I've been right. Whatdo you want for me? Am?
I? Having the terrible. You'renot even trying. I can't right,
Oh, I know it rights itSo for la Hassan al Malachi guilty,
he was, That's true. Hewas a New York Times staff writer.

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I'm sorry. A New York Timesstaff writer. Paul Rubin documented this guy
in twenty ten who came to Americafrom Iraq. He staged a honor killing
of his twenty year old daughter byrunning her over with a jeep Cherokee outside
the Glendale Department of Education office becauseshe had become too westernized by American culture.

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Gone, he was apprehended while attemptingto enter Britain. After fleeing to
Mexico and flying to London, hereceived thirty four years in prison after being
convicted of second degree murder and aggravatedassaults. So, in the regardless of
what you're gonna send us today,I challenge you have a worse dad than

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any of these people. An honorkilling. Huh. So he was like,
you become too westernized. We havegot to in order to restore honor
to our family. Yeah, wehave got to sacrifice you the daughter,
like sacrifice in a Virginia right right, And she's like, okay, I
don't think she was okay with it. Okay, so he sits her out

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there, it's like, all right, you stand here, don't move.
No, I don't. That's notmy understanding. My understanding is he waited
for her and then drove over her. Oh okay, so like he was
just waiting in the shadows. She'scrossing the street to go maybe next class
or you know, getting her cardor something. Yeah, that's my understanding.
Cloud over her. Got it hardlymatters the details, no, no,

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but I mean if she was willingto do it, I was like,
okay, that's a little weird.But I mean, you know the
things that kids will do to pleasetheir parents, you know, some some
go to like take yeah yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, not the
case. No. I love thatyou're trying to come to the defense of

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some of these dads. They're notall bad. And one was just laid
on his child support, and thenthere were some others on here a lot
like the biblical character. Yet yeah, his wife got turned to like a
brick, a assault or something likethat. Yeah. Yes, he is

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guilty of getting busy with his daughtersin a cave and conceiving his own grandchildren
after a drunk on wine. Wow. Wow. I mean, I know
people don't want to hear this,but that is just a story in a
book. There's no document, there'sno proof of lot right. Right.
I'm not talking about JC, I'mtalking about lot right. It's a pretty

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detailed line of events. Yeah,they're from a from a fringe character.
There's a lot of stories like thatwhere you know, the dads would go
in and have relations with their daughtersor it was comments or yeah, that
was just the way that it was. I wonder what the turning point was
right from that time to where they'relike HERA, No. I love that

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you're bringing this up because I wasjust having this conversation with my wife this
morning and it just falls in linewith that G teeth coming up Wednesday,
And I told my wife, Iwas like, you know what I realized
the other day. They're they hadto convince people that owning trading people was
bad, right, and still todaya lot of you probably would be okay
with it if it became a login and like you had to like recently,

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like they they to go to warover it, right, Like,
so that's you had to convince peopleto not have sex with the children.
You to convince, right, right, that's solild the old rallies and stuff,
and be like, guys, guys, let's send we gotta put an
end to all this. Your kidsare coming out weird looking on your head.

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You get out of my face.Man, don't tell me what do
I want to have relations with mydaughter? I have relations with my daughter.
You to convince it. I thinkabout that, like certain things we
had to convince people. Wasn't okay? Your moral compass wasn't straight enough to

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think it was not okay. Youwere like, wait, no, ochre's
good, right right? And youalways hear the stories of like the dad's
you know, diddling the daughters.And you know, back at that time,
you never hear of the mothers becausethey knew their place. Right.
Well, yeah, I'm not,I'm I'm making a joke. But also
that was fast, right right rightat that point in time. I guess
there is Oedipus, But again Oedipus'smom did not pursue him. He who's

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pursued her? So guys are justskeevie pervs. Man. Remember women being
allowed to votees a fairly recent thing, right, yeah, fairly recent there's
a TV show called Tacks. It'spretty funny, and in this one episode,
they are trying to get Fatty Arbuckleskids to give him the Silent Film
act not don't even waste time,a silent film actor's son a grandson to

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give them the rights to the movieso they can get someone else to do
the thing right and they can.They're like, why don't you just because
he wouldn't let him leave without readingthe script at his house and they're like,
why don't you just come, I'llread it. You can come to
my house for Christmas because this ison Christmas Day. Yeah, it's in
whatever funny one and so he's like, okay, So he's the grandson is
in the backseat. They're driving,a woman's driving and they're having dialogue,

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and all of a sudden, hegoes women drivers amazing. Literally the funniest
line I've seen in that show.And there's some really funny lines because it's
such a recent thing. This guy'sso removed from society. He's just is
in awe of seeing a woman drive. Yeah, he'd be surprised at what

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they're doing nowadays. I love thatyou say it like it's a negative whatever
it is, right, Well,no, it's not, it's not.
I mean it's it's a wonderful thing. It should be not a surprise that
they're doing multiple things. Well,no, but he would be surprised.
You know, flash forward, youknow these people from the past to the
future now like Holy clamp They candrive, they don't vote, they can
leave the house, run for president, they can have an opinion, right,

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they can have money to spend pockets. Right, the part women weren't
allowed to have pockets, that's areal thing. Go look it up.
If you don't believe me, it'sthe craziest rabbit hole you'll go down.
Because they don't want a master page. Yeah, women, because they had
a massive problem with that. Yeah, there's a number of stories we read
of women just diddling. Well,anytime I see a woman with her hands
in her pockets, that's what I'mthinking she's doing. Anyone you might be

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the problem. It's why my handsnever go in my pockets. I'm not
trying myself. I think it's interestingthat you think that's what would be the
thing that would bother them if theycame back from not the fact that we
have a computer. Right, Idon't know a burger and five seconds air
indoor plumbing. Yeah, there's typethe thing. People are older than thirty,

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I think those things would surpass likeoh yeah, and women can do
things maybe, So it just dependson who you ask. I guess if
you say that, then you uh. Anyway, tickets to corn we're gonna
give those away. Plus we wantto know what's the best or worst memory
of your dad? A case ofcourse like BMMS and what that is to
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It's time for newsquakies World news,local news and news that just makes you
say, what the Here's Corbyn GimbeanLindsay with what's going on? Newsquakies from
the Big nine Morning showing ninety sevenfive. Father says his a whole son
tried to murder him. There's noway that was a headline. Yeah,

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yep, cow entangled and sewing threadrescued from a top of tree. Yeah,
there's a lot of what I lovethat nursery rhyme. Right, police
terrified high school students with mock shooting. Oh God, good lord? How
else are they gonna learn? Now? Now? They police do practice shootings

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in schools, typically though, whenschool's not in session. Right, Right,
They're got a Saturday tour site makingheadlines for installing timers above its bathroom
stalls. I mean, I guessthat's okay. Keeps them from lollygagging around

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again. New Jersey keeps baby's bloodfor twenty three years. Men, you
keep teeth right. Contractor ordered topay four point seven million dollars for filling
holes with dirty dirt. It's dirt, of course it's gonna be dirty,
right. The third isn't clean enough. New movie called Spermageddon is supposedly like

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inside Out, but for adults youyou, and it's called spermageddon. Huh.
I'm not watching it right, Imean from what the brief reading I
did on the article that was linkedto it's supposed to make just a small
splash, drug resistant super bug thrivingon International Space Station after mutating an orbit.

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Yeah. Yeah, go ahead whileyou're getting your dialysis. Right,
sounds like a great time eight monthscompacted in with a super bug and a
dialysimy sweet playing Mario Party over andover because all you can take your switch.
Yeah. Book about book bans bannedby Florida school board. That's a

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lot of banning about book ban.Okay. Unfortunate sex mishap on first date
leaves porn star in hospital for twodays. Yeah, I know this story.
It has to do with an analplug and she thought it fell on
the floor. It did not,no, and after multiple attempts to retrieve

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it on her own, she decidedto go to the hospital and after multiple
attempts by staff there to receive I'msorry, personnel there to retrieve it unsuccessful
and she needed surgery. I'll betyou she don't ever do that again,
she said, she had much experiencewith it. Ahhh, maybe a little

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too much experience, and that's whyI got hungry. A draft lifted a
two year old out of the roofof a car at a Safari park.
This video is so amazing and theprobably the top reason why I would never
take my kids to anything like this. Heymen, you don't expect that from
drafts, No, I do.I expect it from wild animals. Absolutely.

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Hiker finds pipe feeding China's tallest waterfall. That's not a real waterfall,
that's coming from his garden. Right. Chick fil A under fire for thirty
five dollars summer camp that puts kidsto work. They're charging kids to go
to work. I feel like thisis a leap. They weren't getting scheduled

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shifts or anything like that. Theywere You pay thirty five dollars, you
get a meal. They show youlike how to clean it, to clear
a table, how to bring steck. Ah. I'm just saying they didn't
schedule them. It's not like work, right, right, right, They're
just showing them what they do.There. By the way, you can

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be like fourteen and worked there.They already believe in that. Man sentimental
hospital for trying to start at gayclub. Hmm it was in Pakistan.
Mm hmmm. Impacted. Yeah,they do things different over it. Impacted.
Impacted. Just stand woman facing thirtyyears in prison for bong water.

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That seems a little perfected people.I mean, you get if you have
paraphernalia and it's residue, you getyoked up. That is true. And
bong water, I mean it doeshave chunks of you know, cannabis floating
in it. They get sucked through, So okay, I can buy that.
Woman accused of killing her boyfriend insuitcase says her eighth lawyer has snotty

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attitude. I don't think it's thelawyers that are the problem. She's on
her eighth one. I'm want tosay it's her. So did she go
hey, stand in the suitcase andhe went okay, right? Right?
Is this? I wonder if thisis the gal that like locked up her
old man. She was drunk andplaying a game or whatever, you know,
and she's like crawling that suitcase andthen zipped him up and then sat

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there and mocked him while he's likeI can't breathe, and then like went
upstairs. I remember that story.Yeah, I wonder if this is that
same gals. Fun expert. Ilove that there's more than one. Yeah,
right, experts say, no needto be afraid of venomous flying spiders,
my ass, which you see whatthey look like? Terrifying. Yeah,

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they are black with yellow splotches on. They are and they're massive.
But don't be afraid. It's okay, They're just I mean, I tell
my kids all the time, don'tbe afraid of spiders. They are literally
a good bug, absolutely until leBrown recluse bites you and you wratch your
arm off. I mean, nameanybody you know that that happened to it.

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It is very, very rare comparedto the number of people you know
that have been bitten by one.I worked with two people that have both
had been bitten, and one ofthem I've occasion I've been bitten. The
point is I'm as saying rot offright, No, but it does.
It can cause a giant hole.It may not rot off completely, but
it will eat a lot of theflesh away from wherever it bites. But

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typically it's to all take good beforethen. Yeah, and if you get
your house sprayed or you know,again, you do it yourself. Even
I'm just saying spiders overall, totallya good bug. Yeah, that's me
right. Ye. Former mayor appearsto be using the bathroom in meeting via
video call. You gotta do,you gotta go, you gotta go,

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but you can't stop the meeting.Yeah, you know, as long as
he's not you know, dropping trialshowing his dog to everybody on the zoom
call. Maybe he was, Oh, I can't take my laptop into the
bathroom. I got nowhere to putit. It gets too hot on your
lap or too cold. Right,You're like, this is weird, it's
too close, right right, upsprayor take a TV tray with you or

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something. I'm not hauling furniture intothe bathroom. That's insane. It's not
that. If I have to movefurniture in, then I need to reevaluate
my bow movements. Amen. Right. Last one, Denmark band TikTok's favorite
ramen because it's so spicy you coulddie. Yeah, I'm good on that.

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I mean, I don't like ramen, but i'm good on the spice.
I don't need the spice. Beena while since I've had ramen.
You're not missing anything. No,that's why it's been a while. Let
me your phrase, that prepackaged dramen. I've had ramen in a restaurant right
right, right, And there's allkinds of different romen restaurants, yeah up
all over town, and I've neverbeen to one, but I hear good
things. They're delicious, you know. But there ain't nothing better than peel

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and open that plastic package worth tencents, putting it in some boiling water
with that salty, salty seasoning.Right. Waitress fired for videoing man dining
with a blow up doll. Shegot fired, got fired. So this
is actually a connection to one ofour sister stations. This story is okay,

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and the girl would put it onher TikTok and then the radio station
picked it up. That's when itgot a ton of exposure. And uh
yeah, that probably is the rightcall to fire her for videoing a guy.
Probably you expect to go eat ata place and not have to be
subject to that kind of stuff fromthe employees. I expect to go eat

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somewhere and not have to see somebodywith a date that looks surprised all the
time. I mean, what's itmatter, It's just weird. It's weird.
But customers. Yeah, yeah,unless she was expected to bring the
blow up doll food doesn't matter.That's what she's paid for. That is

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her job is to bring whoever.You don't get a job a place going,
I will only serve humans. Andthe thing about the blow up dolls,
they're not very bendy. So she'sjust sitting in the booth straight,
no surprise. And people do weirdthings. So if I was a server
at a restaurant, some guy blowin and brought in a blow up doll,
I'd be like, all right,YouTube, yucky YUCKA, here's your

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water and one for Mildred. Didhe clothe her that's another question? Or
did he bring in a nicked couldblow up doll? I mean I think
it had clothes on it, likethe on the if I remember correctly,
on the Latex. Okay, likepainted on clothes. Yeah. Well no,
no, what's the point. Comeon, if you're going to have
sex with a blow up doll,you least want it to be I don't

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know where you got the idea hewas having sex with it in the restaurant,
not in the restaurant, But I'mjust just saying, well, why
would it be undressed if they weren'thaving sex, well, I mean,
I've never seen a blow up dollwith painted on closed before. If you
put the clothes on it, likeit's regular blouse and like a skirters,
I buy that. You guys aregoing on a fancy date, you need
clothes. But you say that likeit was already printed. All I'm trying

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to remember, I didn't take alot of inventory in the video, you
know what I'm saying. That's weirdand moved on. But also it's he
wasn't having sex with it. Nowif it had um, it's Jenny's right,
it's fake doll. Jenny's I guessyou call the police. But nonetheless,
that's not what the topic is.The topic is the server getting fired

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and the server getting fired. Yeah, you're not there to take videos of
customers. You're there to serve foodand roll napkins with silverware. Would it
have been different if she would havelike blacked out or met No, again,
she's not doing her job. Shepublicly promoted I'm not doing my job.
That's like posting on your Facebook pageI'm bored at work. Yeah,

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that's true. Your boss will fireyou for that dinner with the blow up
doll alls. I think it wasLars and the Real Girl Me too.
Great movie. It's a great movie. Man woman tricked by controlling a manipulative
man who she was dating, discoveredhis penis was fake. Oh no,

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I'm so curious of the steps thatwent, Like was there like at one
point you cocked your head nipper rightand you went hmmm, because this doesn't
right at all. It's always thesame. It was a different color last
week. No matter how much workgoes into this, nothing happens. Well,
my you've grown you never You're alwaysa shower, right, all right.

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what's the best or worst memory ofyour dad? All in celebration of Father's

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Day. Good Joseph is on theline. Hey Joseph, how are you
for good? There we go,Hey Joseph, how are you? I'm
doing all right, Joseph. What'sthe best or worst memory of your dad?
Uh? When I was probably aboutseven years old, six seven years

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old, him and my mom setme and my sister's down to watch a
porno that showed a student on howto get an A in class. Okay,
sorry, I'm so perplexed. Yeah, there's a lot going on there
that was in the video. Thatwas the video? Yeah, it was

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a porno and you were seven yearsold? Yeah? And how old was
your siblings? We're all about threeto four years apart. Were they older
or younger? Older? And dideverybody get an A that year? Oh?

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We did all. We all didwell in school. Okay, then
sounds like you, oh, thankyou to somebody. And how graphic was
it? I mean, was itwas there a lot in it? How
long do you remember? How longthe video was. Did they set it
up like OKONECNS like it was?It was one of those pornos that had

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like several videos, you know,so it'd be one scenario and then the
next video would be another scenario.So it was just chopped up so you
and of course at the VHS yougot to you know, fast forward to
the part, so a lot offast images to get to that part,
and then it was probably about probablya thirty minute video. Were you ever

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taken away from your parents growing up? No? No, no, like
you should have been red at times? Yes, especially Yeah, And how
did they set the video up foryou guys? They just said, hey,
we want you to do good inschool. Here's a little video to
help us. And you guys satdown and ate popcorn and watched yeah,
pretty much, I mean no popcorn, but yeah. They basically said,

(33:44):
hey, we want to show youa video and this is how you make
an a in school. I wonderhow they got to the conclusion like that
that's a good idea, yeah,because you know, mom and dad sat
down, They're like, we gotto show these kids how to get good
grades. And you know, theyprobably were probably partaking of some special cabbage

(34:06):
and maybe something harder, No,do it? No if they didn't smoke
weed and we're like, oh,let's be crazy, right right. Did
you ever ask your parents why?Uh? No, my dad unfortunately or
fortunately in some ways, I meanhe was they made bad parent choices.

(34:28):
Obviously, Yeah, I got it. I don't want to start this,
but I feel like I got toask what would be like another bad parent
choice they made. I don't knowwhat would outdo this? Gosh h yeah,
I too many stories to tell thatwould that were good and bad.

(34:52):
I mean, you know, drivingacross the bridge while being high and sliding
out ice with all the kids inthe car, so it would drive while
under the influence of something. Yeah, sometimes, I mean I think that
puts them in a big population.I think a lot of parents did,
especially you sound about my age,like did that Not that that makes it

(35:15):
better, okay, but I thinkthat that happened a lot. Dude.
That is a crazy story man,And your the calmness in your voice is
just so, what did your wifesay or your partners say when you told
like you were like, oh,yeah, my parents made me do this.
We never uh, we would definitelywanted to be different from our parents

(35:37):
or mainly my parents. She had, she had, she had, she
actually had good parents. Yeah,yeah, okay, jimpy tell him exactly
what he's gonna get. Well,Joe, your dad sounds like white guy,
it'd be so proud that you wonthis gate skers like man to Corman.

(35:58):
I don't know somebody Texas, andI think this is a great question
because my parents I kind of wentdown this road too. There is a
video on how to do good inschool called where There's a Will, There's
an A. Is it possible theygot that confused? Possible? Yeah,
because there is an educational video programcourse called where There's a Will, There's

(36:24):
an A? And somebody tested him. Was like, hey, maybe they
were trying to do that and theywere like oh no, and they were.
They didn't want to address it,like you be humiliated. Yeah,
it's all just one big mistake.Yeah, hang on line, man,
So Jim, you can get yourinfo all right? All right? Man?

(36:46):
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It plays every hour. All right, we're giving away beer freaking day
Friday. What's the best or worstmemory of your dad? Bmms and what
that is to eight, two,nine, four or five, Lindsay,
what's the best or worst memory ofyour dad? Probably one of my earliest

(39:20):
memories, and it was probably oneof the worst parenting decisions that he ever
made. We were in my mom'scelebrity Chevy celebrity. Yeah, we had
one. It we did too,everybody, Yeah, I think so.
And I was in the back seatin my car seat and I was around

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four years old, and we werewaiting for my mom to come out.
I forget where we were going,but we were heading somewhere and it was
daytime and he had he had justlitten up a cigarette and I asked him
what it was and he told meand I said, what do you do?
And he said, I smoke it? And I asked him if I

(40:08):
could try it? And you're howledbefore. I didn't know that it was
bad whatever, but he said sure, and he passed it back to me
and I said, well, whatdo I do? And he said,
put the end of it in yourmouth and suck on it and sucking really

(40:32):
hard and then breathe it in.And I did exactly what he said to
do, and I coughed so hardthat I threw up and I was crying
and he was laughing. Yep,and wow. At that moment, my
mom comes in and she goes,what happened? Why is she throw up
all over? And he told herwhat and she just hit him so hard

(40:58):
and he goes, well, I'llnever do it again, And in his
mind he thought, she'll never doit again. This will be a lesson.
I'll never have to worry about mydaughter ever smoking. Yeah, I'll
talk about your all time backfire.You know, did absolutely no good.
But that was probably the worst decisionof Yeah, that's pretty yeah. Yeah,

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my folks did the same thing.It's caught us smoking or whatever.
It's like, you're gonna caught yousmoking, right, right, right,
very different, right. They didn'texposed I mean, they did expose this
to it, but it wasn't likehere hit this right, But it was
one of those you're gonna smoke thisentire pack of cigarettes, you know,
try to teach a lesson or whatever, and that that didn't work, right?
Howled? Oh god that I wasseven eight at the time, okay,

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so nearly double Yeah. I don'tknow if my mom was more pissed
off at the fact that we werealready running late and now we're going to
be even more late because she hadto take me inside and get me cleaned
up and change my clothes all ofthat, or the fact that he had
his four year old smoke a cigarette, you know, like I don't think
he probably didn't get laid for amonth or so. Probably, sure,

(42:10):
sure, that was the You'll haveto ask your mom, right exactly.
I think I think he gets apass. It was just different. It
was very acceptable doctors, right,right, right, smoking pregnant women.
Yeah, yeah, yeah right.So like I I'm sure you attribute that

(42:36):
as to the thing that made youstart smoking. But your mom smoked,
probably when she was pregnant with you. No, I think that was the
only time she didn't. I mean, at least that's what she tells me.
I didn't smoke when I was pregnant. It's not okay, right,
But I think culturally it wasn't astaboo. But a lot of women back

(42:57):
then thought it would keep their weightdown and if they smoked while they were
pregnant or you know. But Ito this day she tells me that she
did not smoke while she was pregnant. Hell no, when you got a
story like that, you can blamethe other partner, exactly. Yeah,
but I don't know if she evensmoked before she was pregnant. It may
have came later in life. She'slike, well, if Lindsay can do

(43:20):
it, okay, So you causedher to smoke. All right, maybe
what's the best or worst memory ofyour dad? A case of course,
like BMMS and what that is toeight, two, nine, four or
five. Gim be, what's thebest or worst memory of your dad?
Well, he didn't sit us downand show us pornography, that's for sure.
In fact, he was so staunchlyagainst pornography and anything that's bad,

(43:45):
okay, like the weeds, okay, cigarettes. Right, even though they
smoked, I couldn't have. Icouldn't as a kid, In no way,
I wasn't. It wasn't until Iwas seventeen until I started smoking front
my parents for the very first time. In fact, he would do this,
and this is where I'm getting at, This is the worst part.

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This mother lover would do random roomchecks, and I'm not just talking about
going in and he'd toss your roomlike a son of a bitch, empty
every drawer, boom on the floor, mattress flipped upside down, box springs
flipped upside down, everything in thecloset pulled out, thrown on the floor,

(44:28):
toy boxes emptied out on the floor, looking for anything and everything,
anything that could possibly he would deemnot right Okay. Now, keep in
mind, my parents weren't like,you know, huge religious buffs, you
know whatever, freaks. We're like, you know, you gotta walk with
God every day, you know.No, No, we were just you

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know, normal everyday people. Buthe did not want any of that stuff
in his house, at least withthe kids, because he drank. He
drank, and he smoked, right, cigarettes. But he would go in
there and toss that some bitch boomboom, boom, throw everything. If
there was a shelf in there andit had something on it, it's all
on the ground, didn't find anything, all right, clean it up.

(45:15):
You clean it up. And I'dbe sitting in there for hours as sure.
Our what's the youngest do you rememberthat happening? I want to say
probably ten, maybe, yeah,yeah, I think that's about right.
Well, it was after we weleft California, after they got out of

(45:35):
the military and we moved to Alabama. And this is the man that pretty
much was your father. Absolutely.He was there since I was six six
years old, you know, andhe died. Yeah, and and growing
up just you know, through theadolescent ages and through the teenage years.
That was that's how we that's whatwe did. That's how it was common.

(45:57):
It was very common. It wasI'd say it's quarterly at least,
you know, so once every threemonths. And was there any correlation,
like he had a bad day atwork, he had crushed a six like
you know that. I don't know, to be honest with you, I
wasn't. I not in the man'shead to you know know what you witnessed,
right, I couldn't tell if hehad a bad day of work and
just took it out on us orwhatever, possibly because he was drunk,

(46:22):
you know, maybe because of myolder brother. You know, he's thinking
that maybe he was old enough tobring that stuff in and hide it,
and we're just gonna we're just gonnarun the gamut and get it done with
everybody. But that happened quite oftento where I'd have to have to sit
there and watch him dump everything,stuff getting broken, you know, and
then I'd have to go and cleanit up, pick up all my toys,

(46:44):
put him up, fold all myclothes. Because I couldn't just stuff
him back in the drawers. I'dhave to take everything individually and fold him
back up, put him back inthere, put the mattress back on the
bed, you know, sheets backon the bed, pillows back in the
low cases. I mean, hewent through it. And I understand,
you know, military, that's howthey did things, you know, when

(47:06):
it comes for for checks or whatever. But you ain't got to do that
to your kids, y, Yeah, you're not in the military. Exactly
what was what was this? Like, what what was his ranking in the
military. He ended up as astaff sergeant when he left. Okay,
so staff sergeant in the Air Force. Yeah, so not like that high
up, yeah or anything like that. Yeah, I'm sure, I am

(47:28):
sure that he took out some aggressionson us kids, work aggressions, life
aggressions, whatever. Doesn't make itright, But did anybody do something that
triggered that thing to happen? Whatdo you mean, like us kids,
like your older brother went like,unbeknownst to you, brought in a pack
of clothes and and I'm just pickingwhatever thing that is a gateway, like

(47:52):
right right, right, menthols whatever, and like it very well could because
I mean we would lift their cigarettesconstantly, right, they'd leave their cigarettes
out and we would steal one outof them or two of them out of
the pack or whatever, and andI think that probably might have something to
do with it, you know,of these bitch ass kids are gonna be
stealing my cigarettes. I almost seewhat else are they hiding into this in

(48:14):
this house? And they never didthey ever find anything? When he went,
oh that's a good question, Ohyeah, oh yeah, they found
stuff. They found stuff. Therewere several times when they found porno mags.
Right. Oh, they got pissedoff about that. I don't want
this filth in my house, right, and then threw them away. Uh?

(48:35):
Was that it was that the onlypuddy like they would just throw them
away? Or did you get hityour backside? Oh? Well I got
my I got my ass handed tome, for sure. Man. So
not only did I have to cleanout the room, you also gotta do
a your tears wire at it?For sure? Man. Oh what'd you
call it? A? What?An ass? Whoopon? No? A
hog wire? Is that what yousaid? Oh? I have no idea.
Oh I think he said a wire? No no, no, no
no no no no no no.But anyway, so, so yeah,

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there'd been many times. You know. Well, one time when I was
I was eighteen. I was eighteenat this time, and I came home
from hanging out with some friends andI had like a little dimebag and a
cellophane ride in my CD case.Right. CD case was like a fifty
book, you know, fifty CDbook or whatever the album is. Yeah,
and he's like, let me seethat. I just walked into the

(49:20):
house and he'd been sitting there crushingBudweiser's, you know, all night long,
and uh, and I was ripped. I'm not gonna lie, and
he's like, let me see thatCD case. I was like, okay,
So I just handed it to him. Totally forgot that the dining bag
was in there, right, andhe found it. Oh man, he
went off the handle. He kickedme out of the house there for a
second. He's like, get out, get your stuff, and get the

(49:43):
f out of here. And soI go back to my mom's room and
I was like, oh, Iget I'm leaving. Why what's going on?
You know, like she didn't hearall the yelling? She did,
and she did, she kind ofI'm sure she heard something, but didn't
hear exactly what was happening, youknow. So I told her and and
she goes in there, and youknow, I'm packing with stuff up good

(50:06):
she's uh's. She goes in thereand talks to him or whatnot. And
eventually he calmed down and I didn'thave to move out or whatever. But
still there was a good stern talkingto don't. Oh. I was eighteen
at that time, you know,so it's like, don't be bringing this
crap into my house anymore. Andthen he quote unquote destroyed it. That's
what my sister in law told me. I don't know how he destroyed it,

(50:27):
but probably the same way I wouldhave destroyed it. That both those,
I mean, Lindsay's is concerning andalarming, but you're so young,
it just is I think a littlebit different. Yeah, but like,
dude, that's insanely horrible. Atwhat point did you decide there's no way
you were tossing your kid's room themoment that I had kids, the moment

(50:52):
that I had I have never gonethrough and tossed my kid's room ever or
searched. Well, I take thatback. I have searched for things,
but it was most on their electronics. Right. I wouldn't toss their room,
empty out drawlers and all that stuff. Give me your phone, right,
And I've told that story, buton the year before about finding you
know, animated porn on like myson's phone or whatnot and getting on to

(51:14):
them about that. And that's justyou know, And it wasn't more of
like hey man, it was likeI understand you're curious, but like,
y'all don't need to be watching this. If you've got questions, just come
and ask, you know. ButI'm not stupid. I know. I
know kids are gonna look, andkids are curious and stuff like that.
So I didn't freak out or anything. I was just like, hey,
you can't do this, And asa punishment, I'm taking your electronics.

(51:37):
Okay, anything that can connect tothe internet, it's mine now. Yeah,
I think we all can't. Kindof grew up with the idea that
our parents were police officers. Theythought they were police officers. Yeah,
and not librarians, right right,And yeah, that's that sucks for you.
That's so incredibly concerning and explains alot. Yeah, I was gonna

(51:58):
tell you that's why I am.Yeah, and not your it's not your
faults. It's not your fault,right, Like that's so messed up because
you tell a kid so many timesthey're bad, even though he probably never
physically said those words. The actof what he did is what ingrained the
feeling and the thought absolutely. Andyou're like, well, if I'm gonna

(52:20):
get my room's gonna get tossed,I'm just gonna get in trouble anyway,
I might as well just be bad. I'd as well do it. Absolutely.
So that's what led to a lotof the behavior in my later teen
years and in my twenties and thirtiesandies. I mean, if you were
going to get up and fill yourwater, this might be the time,
because it's my turn. Clarence hadreal good parents. What's the best and

(52:45):
worst memory of your dad? Acase of cors light. There's two,
like worst memories of my dad,But the one I'm gonna share is a
worst and best and and I've toldhim on the air, and that is
I got into my dad's porn stashand club penhouse playboy of course, and

(53:10):
going through that, and my dadcaught me. My friends and I were
looking through it. It was inthe garage and my dad came outside to
get something out of the garage orwhatever, and he like he came out
of the garage like he wasn't goingto close the door, and then he
saw what he doing it my friends, scadaddled the Scooby dude out of there,
right, and he closed the doorand he was like, you're gonna
put those away. You're never goingto get to them again. And for

(53:35):
doing that, I won't tell yourmother. I was like, like,
so scared. I thought I wasgoing to get my ass whooped. How
old were you eleven? Twelve?Okay? Yeah, old enough to be
curious? Yeah, I mean yeah. So with that being said, I
don't think your mama knew that hehad those magazines. I mean, I

(53:57):
think we eventually told her, right, but no, I mean I'm gonna
I'm just gonna assume so see.And I say that because it's like,
I'm not gonna tell your mom becauseI don't want to get in trouble for
having these magazines. Yeah. No, he did end it with like,
and you're not gonna say anything toyour mom, right, right, So
it's like, let's just be ourlittle secret, but don't mess with him

(54:17):
again. Yeah, And in reflection, it might be the calmest I've ever
seen my dad react. All right, and getting caught in anything great.
I remember just getting in a lotof trouble for great yeah, and which
is really nothing compared to the textor what's been shared in the last twenty
three minutes. So but for me, it stands out as a best and

(54:45):
worst of Like, Oh, itwas like a moment I thought the world
was gonna cave in on me.But I saw my brother get in a
lot of trouble, and I rememberwaking up in the middle night hearing my
brother yelling him with my dad,and back and forth of me going,
I want none of that smoke,right, that doesn't sound like a fun
life, And so I tried mybest to stay out of the hallway.

(55:07):
Yeah, when when Shamu did thebig entrance. Sure, my dad had
a super short temper, and Ican have a short temper at home too,
But at the same time, mydad grew up in a household where
his parents never said I love you, but my dad said that all the

(55:28):
time. Yeah, he made sureof it. Yeah, And so it
was weird. But my dad wouldalways get in trouble for grades, and
he tried not to get on metoo hard about my grades, but he
would say like, hey, I'llgive you five bucks or ten bucks for
every a So I mean that helped, but not really because you're only doing
it for the money. You're notdoing it too have pride or do a
good job, right right, you'redoing it just so you can get you

(55:51):
know, makeup or whatever. Yes, exactly exactly. But then he was
like, if you get straight a'sfrom now until you're sixteen, I'll get
any car you want. Like,okay, great, that didn't happen.
You didn't get straight a's or hedidn't get the car. I couldn't get
straight a's. Yeah, and heknew exactly, Yeah, yeah, I

(56:13):
am sure. With all that beingsaid, it had to have been tough
to be a parent then, justlike it is now. So I like,
I don't fault my parents. Everybody'sjust trying to do their best.
Most parents aren't nefarious, most mostright who I'm sweating by the way,

(56:35):
your two stories and the ones i'mreading my anxiety. We literally full disclosure.
We deliberately did best or worst memory. We were just gonna do worst.
We're like, well, some peoplemight have good stories of their dad,
No, none of you do,not one. We want to know
best or worst memory of your dad. Case of course, like could be

(56:58):
yours, as we perpetuate the cycleBMMS and what that is to eight two
nine four five. We'll take abreak and we'll be back. Tilsa's Morning
Show, The Big Bad Morning Show, The Assaulting Engenius, next ninety JM.

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Good Morning. It's the Big MadMorning shown six oh K M O
D can also text BMMS and thenwhat you want to say to eight two
nine four five. We're giving awaybeer freaking a Friday. What's the worst
or best memory of your dad?A case of course light. I don't
want to beg for best, butwe're gonna need to balance the laws of

(57:45):
nature. Yeah, BMMS and whatthat is to eight two nine four five.
Right now that we're gonna play agame because we've got tickets to Corn.
We're gonna give away Corn is gonnabe at the Bok Center on October
twenty third, Tickets available bok Centerdot com. And we're gonna play the
numbers game. Overwhelmingly the listeners aregetting these prizes from Lindsey. What will

(58:06):
happen is you call up, decidewhat category you want numbers, percentages are
averages. Lindsey will leave the room. You get five questions from Gimpy.
You just answer the best you can, Lindsay will return. It's the same
five questions. Whoever's closer to theactual answer wins those tickets. All right,
so let's get our contestant on thephone. Nine one, eight,
four to six. Oh, katemod good morning, you're on the air.

(58:28):
What is your name, Chris?Chris? How are you today?
Pretty good? Chris? What categorynumbers? Percentages or averages? Three?
Percentages? All right? Five questionsfrom gimpy. Just answered them the best
that you can. Are you ready, sir? Nervous but ready? Just
take a breath. Man, allyou got to do is guess. It
doesn't matter if you get it right. You just got to be close closer.

(58:50):
Okay, yep, you got this, Chris. Here we go,
Christopher. First one here. Whatpercent of panhandlers claim to have been mugged
within the last year? What percentof panhandlers claim to have been mugged within
the past year? Forty percent?Alrighty, then, hey Chris, what
percent of panhandlers use the money theymake on food? Fifty five fifty five

(59:21):
percent? Hey Chris? What percentageof panhandlers don't want some form of permanent
housing? What percent of panhandlers donot want some form of housing? Thirty
alrighty? Then, hey, Chris, what percent of panhandlers make less than

(59:44):
twenty five dollars a day? Oh? What percent of panhandlers make less than
twenty five dollars a day? Fiftypercent? Fitty? All right? Last
one here, balls. What percentof panhandlers use their earnings on drugs or
alcohol at least once a week?I'm gonna go sixty five sixty percent?

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Alright, Chris? Do you evergive money or have you got given money
to panhandlers? Maybe? Once ortwice? Okay? Okay? And was
it a man or a woman whenyou did that? Always? I always
see man panhandlers? Okay? Allright? Uh handler, Lindsey. Percentages
is the category? Are you ready? Yeah, Lindsey? What percent of

(01:00:36):
panhandlers claim to have been mugged withinthe past year? Give me a different
numbers? Okay? Thirty nine percent? Thirty nine percent? Lendsey. What
percent of panhandlers use the money theymake on food? We'll go with sixty

(01:00:57):
percent? Alrighty, then, Lendsy, what percentage of panhandlers don't want some
form of permanent housing? What percentageof panhandlers do not want some form a
permanent housing seventy percent, seventy percent. All right, Lindsey, what percent
of panhandlers make less than twenty fivedollars a day? Fifty percent? Give

(01:01:24):
me a different number, sixty percent. Alrighty, then, Lendsy, what
percent of panhandlers use their earnings ondrugs or alcohol at least once a week?
Thirty percent? Thirty percent. Howdo you think she did, Chris,

(01:01:44):
and she prices riding me on acouple of those. Yeah, I
didn't see. What do you thinkthough? I don't know? It's fifty
to fifty. I love the answer. All right, let's find out tickets
to see Corner on the Line Octobertwenty thirty to be okay, singer.
Question one. The question is whatpercent of panhandlers claim to have been mugged
within the past year. Chris saidforty percent. Lendsy said thirty nine percent,

(01:02:08):
And the answer is fifty percent.I just got that one right.
So think about that. All thosepeople, even though they're taking money,
they're getting mugged by someone else.There's probably a better reason. Do I
try to circum you know, puta stop to it. So you're just
you know, funneling money to organizecrime right. Question two number two,
what percent of panhandlers use the moneythey make on food? Chris said fifty

(01:02:30):
five percent. Lindsey said sixty percent, and the answer is ninety four percent.
Lindsay got that one right. Itis tied one to one. You
need three total to get those ticketssea Corn It to be Okay center on
October twenty Third. Question three,number three, what percentage of pan handlers
do not want some form of permanenthousing? Chris said thirty percent. Lindsey

(01:02:52):
said, damn near all of them, seventy percent. The answer three percent.
Chris got one night, just threepercent. Think about that. Yeah,
Chris is up two to one.He needs one more for those tickets
to see corn. Question four,when the question was asked, what percent
of panhandlers make less than twenty fivedollars a day? Chris said fifty percent.

(01:03:15):
Lindsey said sixty percent. The answersixty percent. Right on, So
we have a fight coming down tothe last question tickets to see Corn on
October twenty thirty to be Okay sooner, get your tickets bokaycenter dot com.
The question is what percent of panhandlersuse their earnings on drugs? Or alcohol

(01:03:37):
at least once a week. Chrissaid sixty five percent of them. Lindsey
said thirty percent of them spend theirearnings on drugs or alcohol at least once
a week. The answer is fortyfour percent. Lindsey got that one right.
I'm so sorry, Chris, You'renot gonna get those tickets to seek

(01:03:58):
corn man, but I appreciate youplanning so close, sir. Absolutely have
a good day, man. Seeall right? Giving away beer for freaking
a Friday. What's the best orworst memory of your dad? A case
of cours like, get your answerto us, because we're gonna give away
some beer. We come back.So you get nothing. Good day,

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k you get no you get yougift you know you gift No not not

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not not not hoppy not nothing theynot not not not not not you.

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Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with TheBig Man Morning Show on Tulsa's rock station
ninety seven five km o D.Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning

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Show nine one eight four six ohkmo D. You can also text bmms
and then what you want to sayto eight to nine four five. We
are giving away beer for frigging aFriday. We're asking what's the best or
worst memory of your dad? Tasecourse light. Douglas is on, Hey

(01:06:03):
Douglas, how are you? I'mdoing good? Are you guys do good?
Sir? What's the best or worstmemory of your dad? Well,
unfortunately, to go with the themeis going to be the worst. I
was eight years old and my dadwas a manager of a particular business,
and he brought home a money bagand he went on a rampage about money

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being missing, and so he startedin with my mom, and you know,
of course they got into it andmy dad, my dad is always
a violent man, and at thisparticular time, he put a gun to
my mom's head and she when shegrabbed the bail of the gun, there
was a rifle I think I believeit was a twenty two. He yanked
it away from her in the frontsight. It got into her the lifeline

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on your hand, and it slicedher lifeline all the way to the side
of her hand. Then she endedup. She ran to the bedroom,
was taking care of it. Thenhe started it on me and accusing me
of doing it. And I waseight years old, and I was always,
oh, I got kind of Ihad an anger issue, and I

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got it from him. And soafter a while of being paraded about me
taking the money, I finally said, Yeah, I took it, and
I took me and a friend ofmine went and bought drugs. And that's
exactly what I said, because Ididn't know enough about drugs to say a
specific one. And there was aspace in there that I do not remember
what was said or what happened.The next thing I remember, he had

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me with his left hand against thewall. He had my broke, and
then he punched me with his rightand on the inside of my mouth,
I have a scar right at thecorner of my mouth where my tooth comes
through my lip, and I havea scar that goes all the way on
the inside, all the way tothe back of my teeth. And then,
come to find out, after doinga little bit of research on his

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end, he put a receipt inthe wrong money bag, and the money
bag that he brought home had thecorrect amount in it, but the wrong
receipt or ticket whatever it was.Wow, did you ever apologize to you?
No matter of fact, even tothis day, he says that he

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didn't not do that, but youknow, with me and my mom,
we said that he did, buthe's never apologized. His reasoning is I
raised you the best I knew.How Like he's like, it is what
it is now? Yeah, wow, pretty much? Yeah it sucks man,

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all right, gimb go ahead andtell him exactly what he's gonna get.
And our Cobbyn's dad was always onthe road trying to make that money,
which explains why Corbin has more daddyissues than an answer at the landing
strip. Here's a gay scurs lifeto you guys. Well be hang online
man, so Cain you can getyour info and have a fantastic weekend.
Sarah, Okay, you guys dowill all right, man, let's see

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The CDC says US households don't storetheir guns safely. A new federal
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The study published by the CDC lookedat the data collected from gun owners in
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week after Republicans blocked a similar billfrom Democrats to guarantee the right to contraceptim
co reception. And then lastly heretech Ball World Series is coming to Tulsa
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Tulsa is the only city in thecountry to host this event. Okay,
apparently it was in Madrid last year. Yeah, I've never heard of this

(01:11:24):
tech ball right, It's like soccer, well with a table in the middle.
The Jacksonville Jaguarars have agreed to acontract extension with quarterback Trevor Lawrence for

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five years and two hundred and seventyfive million dollars. Two hundred million dollars
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Lawrence is now tied with Cincinnati Bengalsquarterback Joe Burrow as the highest paid quarterback
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the top pick of the twenty twentyone NFL Draft. The Clemson product has

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completed sixty three point eight percent ofhis passes with fifty eight touchdowns and thirty
nine interceptions. He's not even atop five quarterback. I know. The
twenty twenty two Pro bowler threw forfour thousand sixteen yards, twenty one touchdowns,
and fourteen interceptions. In twenty twentythree, he led the twenty twenty
two Jags to the playoffs. Andthat's your balls to the Wall sports.

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I'm Lindsay in ninety seven to fiveKMO, good morning, It's the Big
Man Morning Show. Nine one,eight four six, Oh kmod can also

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it's when text end? Did youall know Metallica is now on Fortnite?
That's definitely something I'm so glad theyfigured out pretty crazy for me not to
download it. Uh tickets to No, We're doing what's the best or worst

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five KMOD. Good morning Gimpie,Well, good morning Corbin Rocklaholma is going
to be here before you know it. What the hell man, Some are
messed up. Some of these arereally bad. Yeah, the one with

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foh yeah yeah, nonetheless yeah,Focus Day weekend prior us a disturbed slipknotist.
I've been sevenfold on a whole lotmore. Get your full lineup in
your linker tickets on the website thatbrogsloo ma kyamody dot com. Okay,
all right, So Taser time Trivia. This is where we have some questions

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that are written for us and wehave to try and answer them. We
each go one at a time,and uh, you try not to get
shocked. If you get it wrong, you get shocked. Last week,
Gimpi was the last one to go, so he will be the first one
to decide who goes first. Thatwas the biological dad that did that.
Oh all right, if there yougo, there's that can be the orchestrator

(01:14:41):
there, okay, and I willask the questions and he's getting the taser
strapped onto him. Oh, herewe go, I got the list going
out. Okay, And these typicallyare not the uh. I wouldn't say
these are the hardest questions. Thisis an impossible trivia. For sure,
they're not easy. No, Idon't think they're that easy. But all

(01:15:03):
right, here we go. Allright, can you feel it? Question?
Yeah one, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
What are the lower chambers of theheart called? What are the lower chambers
of the heart called ventricles? Isthe first thing that popped into mind.
So I'm gonna go with it,right or wrong. I have no idea.

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Trust your gut, Yeah, Imight as well. Ventricles is what
you said. Yeah, what arethe lower chambers of the heart called?
You said ventricles? The answer isventricles? Right right? Get paid thea
hearteners there for a little while.It's just osmosis or soaked up, depending

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on how you think about it.What movie star played himself in the movie
Zombie Land. What movie star playedhimself in the movie Zombie Land? Man,
I am. Have you seen themovie? I have several times.
It's been a while, though,it's been a while. Okay, I

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don't think Woody Harrelson played Woody Harrelson. And then there was that guy from
the Social network, Jesse Eisenberg,I think, but he didn't play himself.
What movie star played himself in themovie Zombie Land? At at at
a risk of getting shocked, I'mgoing out on a limb, but I

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feel I feel Christopher walkins in there. Hmm, and I'm probably wrong.
So I'm just gonna get prepared tobe zapped, and I'm going with Christopher
Walking. Yeah. What movie starplayed himself in the movie Zombie Land?
You said, Christopher Walking? Theanswer is Bill Murray. Oh, that's

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right, that's right. I've neverseen it, so I don't know a
movie shock me. God damn it. Tell me? You know what I
mean? Thank you? I haveanother right, No, I just want
one? Ah, yeah, goddamn you. Bill Murray, son of
a bit. Yeah, I didn'teven know he was in it. Yeah,
it's ringing a Bill now because hewas a zombie self. And yeah,
okay, okay, okay, whatever. Question three. You're one for

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one question three, Taste your Timetrivia. If you tip twenty percent on
a thirty five dollars bill, howmuch would the tip be? If you
tip twenty percent on a thirty fivedollar bill? How much would the tip
be? Thirty five dollar bill?So ten percent is going to be uh,
three dollars and fifty cents. He'slike, I don't know, I

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don't yeah, so for real,Yeah, ten percent is going to be
three dollars and fifty cents. Somultiply that times two and that's going to
be seven dollars seven dollars. Finlencer, if you tip twenty percent on a
thirty five dollars bill, how muchwould your the tip be? You said
seven dollars. The answer is sevendollars. Excellent job named Bill Murray.

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Huh, Bill Murray's only if itwould have been is Christopher walking even in
zombie land? No, I don'tthink so, you're honest with you.
And here's the thing that I remembered. I remember just reading that the other
day, and I don't know whyit didn't stick into my head. I
was reading something about I guess it'sBill Murray whatever. Christopher Walking is not
in it. Yeah, that's allgood though, Hey, one time's better

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than three times. Jan Ackroyd is, Bernie Hudson is, Yeah, Harold
Ramis is the ghost of bushs arein it? Amber watched me take a
turn on a bed herd, isn'tit? Wilson in the Stone? Wow?
Yeah, it's got a lot ofbig names in it. You might
like it. It's a good it'sa good Saturday afternoon Sunday afternoon movie.

(01:18:55):
I think you'd like it. Well. Nonetheless, you at one of two
so bad, not bad at all. Nice on getting shocked. So Gimpy's
gonna pick the next person that's gonnago for Taser time trivia, and it's
gonna be me. So Gimpy's gonnahand me the shocker. I'll give you
the shock, and uh, it'llbe a front facing and then he is

(01:19:20):
getting the questions open. Yeah,Lindsay's gonna ask the questions since she ask
she got control of the zapping lasttime. I don't want to lose my
opportunity to shock to piss out ofsomebody. Yes, no, I wouldn't.
I would. I understand I wouldhate for you to do that as
well. And so uh we areset. Okay, She just rolled her

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eyes. Yeah. Yeah, sometimesLindy forgets this as an audible format,
right, kind of gives it away. I think he got some easy ones
there, not necessarily she said thatbefore. I feel like you got the
same round of questions you did lastweek. So here we go. Question
one, Okay, Marcel, no, just kiddingh right, what is the

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name of the first permanent English settlementin North America? You think I got
that last week? No, hedidn't get that last week. First permanent
English settlement in North America? Imean I'm just gonna say Plymouth Rock.

(01:20:26):
Oh, okay, I'm just gonnasay first English settlement in uh North America,
Plymouth Rock. Final answer, Okay, what is the name of the
first permanent English settlement in North America? You say Plymouth Rock? Yeah,

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the correct answer is Jamestown. Yeah, that's fair. I should have known
that. Yeah, yeah, thatwas the first thing that popped into mind.
But it makes sense. Plymouth,right, they landed on the rock.
Why not name it Plymouth? Butyeah, Jamestown? Yeah, that
makes sense. Yeah, I feelstupid. Okay. Question two, what

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is a single strand of spaghetti called? Come on, culinary artist, you
got this a single strand of spaghetti? Uh, spaghetti? What is a
you thought you thought I had thislast week too? No? No,

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A single strand spaghetti spaghetti? II don't feel a noodle? Noodle?
Is it a noodle? Hey,give me some speak, give me some
spaghetti, a spaghead, give mea noodle, give me one new,

(01:22:00):
give me a noodle. I'm kindof torn between. Is it just called
spaghetti or is it a noodle?I'll say noodle. I don't think that's
right, but I don't think spaghetti'sright either. We're both going to be
learning something here. Did you knowit? No? Uh, I'm hold
on saying, oh, wanna gowith noodle? Okay? Is that your

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final answer? Yeah? What isa single strand of spaghetti called? You
say noodle? The correct answer isactually spaghetto spaghetto? I thought those were
round. Those are Spaghettio's weird spaghettospaghetto spelled the same, just with a

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no instead of an eye. Oh, thank you, thank you. Question
number three spell the word constant quints. You did get a spelling one last
week, so maybe that's what.Okay. Consequence CEO N s E q

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U E n c E do Ineed to spell it again for you so
you feel like you weren't ready.You do not okay means to guy,
all right, the word consequence yousaid CEO n s E q u E

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n c e E is correct,nicely done. The second one hurt worse.
Oh yeah, I think it bitesyou hard man. It leaves a
whelp on me, like at leastall Friday it does, and sometimes moving
into Saturday. Okay, all right, so that was the second installment.

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When we come back, Lindsey willbe the one to go and uh while
we're getting uh prepared for that atwhat's the best or worst memory of your
dad? A case of course,like I sort of got. I think
we got the first good one bestor worst memory of your dad? Texted
to us BMMS and what that isto eight two nine four five Give me
one or the other doesn't have tobe both. Get it over to us
BMMS and what that is to eighttwo nine four five case cors light could

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be yours. Big Mad Morning Showreturns next Tulsa's Morning Show ninety seven five
KMOD Good morning, It's the BigMad Morning Show nine to one eight or

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six oh KMOD can also text BMMSand then when you want to say to
eight, two, nine, fourfive, given a way, beer fregaking
Ay Friday, what's the best orworst memory of your dad? A case,
of course, light could be yours. We're in the third stage of
Taste of Time trivia. Lindsay isall strapped on, ready to go to
work, and Gimpia has the questionsunraveled. She's got to answer three questions.

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Everyone she gets wrong, wrong,she gets shocked. Question one,
Lindsay, first question, what doesthe Raven say and Edgar Allen pose the
Raven? Ah? What does theRaven say and Edgar Allen pose the Raven?
Never fear, never fear the Raven? Have you read it? I

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feel just say no. I feellike we probably did. Probably. Yeah.
So what does the Raven say andEdgar Allen pose the Raven? I
think it's never fear, never fear. Final answer quote the Raven never more.

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We're so close. Yeah, that'spretty close. The Rayven came from
the nineties, No fear. Yeah, I had the T shirt and everything.
Yeah, all right, good,you're ready for your other one?
All right? Washed? Question numbertwo, what was the name of the

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first space shuttle to go into space. What was the name of the first
space shuttle to go into space?The first one? Can you name any
of them? Challenger that didn't quitemake it into space? Apollo, yeah,

(01:26:39):
not a space shuttle, not aspace shuttle, because that was just
a rocket. That was a rocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which
I shouldn't be helping you. Yeah, let's still nerd. What was the
name of the first space shuttle togo into space? Golly, I don't

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know. Mmmmm. If you're notsure, maybe name one that you think
it would have been named. Whatwas the name of the first space shuttle
to go into space? The takeyour time you did a drink massage?

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Yeah, foot rub, donut cigarette. What was the name of the first
space shuttle, Yes, that wentinto space? First one. I don't
know, the the avalanche, Idon't, I don't mm hmm, the

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space shuttle avalanche. I hope itdon't blow up. I hope a do
to blow up. Oh God,crusty, your fingers probably kick myself.
What was the name of the firstspace shuttle to go into space? What
did you say? Was it anumber? I'm not helping you. First

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space shuttle to go into space?What was the name? Yeah? I'm
saying, is that that answer?What are we going to name the space
ship? Spacecraft one? Spacecraft one? Is that your final answer? The

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name of the face first space shuttleto go into space was not Spacecraft one.
It was actually Colombia. I wouldhave Discovery. Yeah, I would
have known that one, all right, lindsay. I almost when she said
spacecraft one, I just almost wentahead and just did it because I knew
that wasn't it, but I didn'twant to. I felt like that would

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have been fair. I understand.Last one, you're ready for three spell
silhouette silhouettes, s I L Loh mm hmm. You t two teens

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silhouette? I got a s IL. So oh, all right,
I'm writing this down as we go, so I think she's trying to map
it out so you don't have anything. So it looks good with both two

(01:29:58):
l's and one L spell silhouette,and when you're ready, so I can
write it down, tell us youwhen you're ready to give you the answer.
I believe silhouette is s I L. Should I be writing this down?

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I don't know. I thought shewas ready. I thought she was
two. Okay, uh huh okay, s I L M s I L
damn. Oh my gosh, sI L damn, oh my gosh.

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Final answer. There's either two t'sand two l's or only one L and
two t's. Okay, spell silhouetteand let me know when you're ready to
give your final answer, so Ican write it down right along with you
as you spell it, or elseI want to run out of paper here,

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I'm gonna go with s I lokay oh U T t E g
E. All right, Lindsey spellssilhouette. You spell it s I l
oh U T t E. Correct. The answer is s I L h

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oh you E T T E silhouette. Yeah, the trick word? How
you missed the h? Yeah?You went three for three? Yeah?
Yeah, Well that sucks? Itdoes he's gonna do? Yeah? I

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mean, I'm just gonna shock theway you give answers. Damn. All
right, three for three? Imean a jug has two hands eight go
it. You got it right.You got at least three of them wrong,

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so therefore you have a record ofthree. She stills right now.
Now, you got it wrong.I don't know what you're doing. Remember
it it for next time. Iam sure sure, I'll never forget it.
I love the idea of coming backwith questions that we've been asked right
right, See if we learned ourlesson month later. Yeah we have an
entrepreneur. Yeah all right, wegot to take a break. We're giving

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away beer. What's the best orworst memory of your dat a case of
course, like could be yours?BMMS and what that is to eight two
nine four five. We'll be back. If you're listening to the Big Man
Morning Show. This is Tulsa's Morningshow. Good morning, It's the Big

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Man Morning Show. Nine eight foursix, Oh K M O D.
Can also text BMMS and then whatyou want to say to eight two nine
four five. I don't know whyI have anxiety, but I do.
What's the best or worst memory ofyour dad? Case of course, like

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could be yours? For Father's Dayweekend, Matthew is on, Hey Matthew,
how are you wonderful? How areyou doing good? What's the best
or worst memory of your dad?It's not the best, but it's one
of my favorites. I woke up, uh, I think I was probably
like eight or nine to hearing likethis being sound, you know, like
a metal sound and I walk intothe kitchen and my dad is at the

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kitchen table with a bb gun likehe's sniping, trying to shoot a mouse,
running back and forth between the washerand the dryer. And it's like
one of the first memories over heremy dad cuss him because he never cusses
at all, so unless he's workingon cars where I'm in trouble. And
did he get the mouse? Ohno, no, not at all.

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He went through the whole baby ryandstrying to shoot that thing. And is
your dad still with us? Oh? Yeah absolutely? And has he has
he upgraded his weaponry? He doesn'teven own a gun now, yeah that
was what was still out of pocketfor it. I mean, yeah,
if you're not good at it,why own one? That's awesome? Right

(01:34:36):
on, man, Well, here'sgimpy to tell you exactly what you're gonna
get. It usually helps to knowwho your dad is. If you're gonna
have memories of him, maybe youcan forget the empty memories of your apps
and bothered too with this case ofcurs like back to you can hang on
one their friend so gimp he canget your personal info. Okay, awesome,

(01:35:00):
thank you. I don't go anywhere. The Chiefs had their ring ceremony
last night, and so there's allthe things. I won't bore you with
all the ridiculousness about the ring andstuff. But if you are a massive
Chiefs fan, bigger than I,you can buy a limited edition replica for
fourteen thousand, two hundred dollars.You can get a bent Does it have

(01:35:23):
real jewels? It does not sayit's a replica, so probably not.
And it isn't an exact replica ofthe player's ring. But if that's if
that's a little too prece for you, maybe you'd like to get an elite
fan ring or a season ticket memberring for one thousand dollars. Or maybe
you'd like to get one of theirback to back to back belt buckles for

(01:35:45):
eighty nine dollars, or the veryspecial Chiefs Super Bowl victory lapel pin for
twenty five dollars, or there's akey ring for twenty nine or there's an
elite ring top hindn't for nine hundredand ninety nine dollars. Now, which

(01:36:06):
getting Oh, I'm not wasting mymoney if I'm going to spend money on
something for the Chiefs that is aridiculous amount. It will be an autographed
Mahomes Jersey fair enough, ideally ofMahomes Kelsey like things signed together would be
Mahomes Mahomes model. Oh right,Mahomes model. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,

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ideally that's what If I'm spending aridiculous amount of money, That's what
I'm spending it on. Is thereastat open yet? No, they just
announced it. Lece All. Thisis a pretty badass ring. Sure.
All the rings now that they do, like players do, like they do
for Super Bowls, are just soridiculous, Like they're so over the top.
What's uh, what's what the Tomand Jerry when they lift the lid

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and it has looked like a playand that was the that was the wind
you play that one? That guythat everybody got caught that everybody got caught
on and that and Kelsey was celebratingbefore the past was even thrown. Got
you. Yeah, it's a prettyawesome play. And there is a mistake
in it that people are all bentup about because it has Miami as a

(01:37:14):
seventh seed and they were a sixseed. Because it has all their victories
and stuff in the playoffs, andpeople are like, yeah, they can't
even get that right, okay something, Yeah, they're just the people they
hate right now. And then theyhave a number when you open up the
top. There is a number oftrophies depending one through four, depending on
how many you've been a part ofthe team to get which people like who

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was there for one? I don'tknow the Hunt family right, the family
that owns would have would be includedin that. So it's pretty cool.
Tons of diamonds, like some ridiculousnumber like over two three hundred diamonds on
it, but it looks cool,and they do they showed the video of
them at the at the ceremony andthey do have video montage and slowly show

(01:38:02):
the numbers to unlock the box,so everybody has to gets to open it
at the same time. And youknow, it's pretty cool event to watch
unfold. And apparently because the honorarymember of the team couldn't be there because
she's on tour, she watched iton Instagram live and was commenting with fans

(01:38:23):
like as they were doing the Instagramlive of the ring ceremony allegedly, right,
that's cool. I wonder how muchthe ring ways the actual ring that
the players are wearing or how muchyou can pick it up for in a
pawn shop here in a couple ofyears. No, I don't. I
don't think, to be honest,I don't think you would be able to

(01:38:45):
not in a PONN shop. Youmight have to go to like a Vegas
pawn shop, right, because thereare special pwn shops that specialize in high
end stuff, right, and Ithink you would have to go to that,
right, Right, You're not goingto go to Steve's pawn shop for
sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Good for them
though, right, I could careless. That's old news as far as

(01:39:06):
I'm concerned. For real, wegot a whole new season to worry about.
Yeah. Hunt is on. Speakingof the Hunt, the Lakers are
continuing their search for a new headcoach. ESPN is reporting that the Los
Angeles Lakers are set to formally interviewJJ Reddick this weekend for the team's vacant

(01:39:30):
coaching position. Reddick met with theLakers vice president and general manager Rob Palinka
at the Draft combine last month inChicago. The current ESPN NBA analyst and
former player had his candidacy for theposition stalled after the Lakers began to pursue
Yukon men's basketball coach Dan Hurley.A strong performance in his interview this weekend

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is expected to move him to theforefront of LA's coaching search, and the
NFL is penalizing one team for tampduring this offseason. The league announced on
Thursday that the Falcons will forfeit atwenty twenty five fifth round pick for improper
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the team was fined two hundred andfifty thousand dollars and GM Terry font Not
was docked fifty grand. Cousins wasat the center of the investigation after he
signed a four year deal worth upto one hundred and eighty million dollars on
the first day of free agency.The Eagles were also under the microscope following
the signing of Sequon Barkley, butthe league cleared Philly due to lack of

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evidence. So here's the ring.Quarter of a pound is how much the
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eight rubies, fourteen point eight carrotsof jim stones, sixteen custom cut rubies.
Fifty diamonds are outscored for outscored opponentsby fifty points during the regular system

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season. Sixteen bagette diamonds for beingthe first team in nineteen years to win
back to back titles. Fifty eightdiamonds are set in the ring on the
top and tribute to that Super Bowlyear. Eleven custom cut rubies representing the
Chiefs eleven regular season wins. Thirtynine diamonds in the word world for the
thirty nine total touchdowns scored by theChiefs last season. Seventy diamonds in the

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word champions symbolizing the seventy points theChiefs scored in three playoff games leading up
to the Super Bowl, Twenty twodiamonds for the twenty two points scored in
the second half in overtime, andtwenty eight total diamonds in the corners for
the Chiefs defense that held every opponentto under twenty eight points for the regular
season. All right, that's prettyincredible, very much so. And that's

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Join us. In the studio rightnow is Mike from Andandalini's. Hey,
buddy, how are you very good? How are you good? First
question I have is spaghetto a thing? You're the resident Italian food expert with

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Andlini's pizzeria, the Ando food truckand a catering Prosemo STG. I feel
like you are the expert for us. Is a single spaghetti called a spaghetto.
I'm gonna go on record to saygarbage. That's garbage. I've never
heard any Italian ever say that.And at the end of the day,

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this is America. We won theWars for a reason, so we don't
have to say stupid stuff like thatspaghetti. And that's the way it's going
to stay. So one spaghetti isn'ta group of spaghetto. It is spaghetto
sounds way too much like spaghetti Yo's, And I think that's why I said,
yeah, that's the way it's justnope, call of a day.

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Okay, we're doing freaking a Friday. What's the best or worst memory of
your dad? What is the bestor worst memory of your dad? I
mean, my dad's awesome. Mydad's my dad's former litutenant colonel in the
Marine Corps. I've seen him doall sorts of cool stuff. I think
my favorite thing that he's known forwas that when he was retiring as a

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lieutenant colonel from the Marine Corps,you get the opportunity to have a big
fanfare, pomp and circumstance retirement ceremony. We're all sorts of big wigs in
the Marine Corps come and celebrate you, and you have the big officer sword
event and all all that. Andhe upon this was like, nah,
I'm not doing that. We're justgonna run PTE physical training and ran a

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three mile run with all his superiorsand subordinates and then had the culmination at
like nine am in their sweats andit's like into, you know, thank
you for your service to America forthe last twenty one years. He's having
Colonel Bausch and he's like, that'sit, That's what I wanted. Little
pt and then PT and Call ofthe Day, and I was like,

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that's such a baller move. AndI don't know of any other retired marine
that's done that done it that way. Yeah, and did he still do
PT and everything when he was donewith the Marines? The like did it
in for him or did he stayand all that. My dad's like a
mad Men era guy, So likethe dawn draper somehow in shape even though

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drinking at for in the afternoon typething, but not like sad drinking like
this is what we do. Wenow have a cocktail in profternoon. So
he but yeah, he's a justa very utilitarian, strong dude. He's
eighty two now, you know he'sup there, but he's his body's a
tank. No matter what he doesdoing, he just keeps keeps keeping on.

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Yeah, that's awesome. We've heardsome quite disturbing dad stories, but
we'll get to those later. WillyNearly anything you want to talk about,
bring up something new, go backto something. Micromanlini's is joining us.
You guys have some of the bestpatios in town, and we are all
in on patio weather. It isthe two to three great weeks in Tulsa

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we're getting right now, so enjoythem outside with your family or friends.
We the Janks patio last year wasgetting built. Now it's got a massive
pergola. It's kicking if you ifyou haven't been to the river walking a
while, you got Burnco Los cabosUs. It is a cool scene.
Along with cherry streets, fully enclosedpatio when it gets too hot, broken

(01:46:47):
arrows. We took that up anotch. Downtown also fully enclosed as well,
so we have fans when it's toohot, opened it up when it's
not, and it's and our barprogram is just killing it. So again,
pizza, salads, whatever you're into, along with cocktails. We dig
it and we think you will too. And then of course don't forget about

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food truck around town. You justguys had a big weekend with Tul's Tough,
massive weekend. Tulsa Tough was killingall weekend long and it was just
a great week for Tulsa. Youhad justin Timberlake, mister lionel Richie,
event upon event upon event in thistown, right, and I think you
need to start doing musical education inyour office because you're catering person apparently didn't

(01:47:30):
know who Lionel Richie was or surprise. It was very surprised. Yes,
it was a very disturbing video.Oh, I mean the amount I've kind
of given up when you when you'llsay like a reference to anyone under the
age of thirty five, and it'slike I reference something for pulp fiction and
people are like, oh what,I like, guys, come on,
it's I've had to like have Godfatherto Night where just to bring people in,

(01:47:50):
like, let's at least get thebaseline and watch this and like we
don't have three hours. Okay,we'll just do Goodfellas. We'll just do
Goodfellas. It's not as long.Yeah, I cry for the future.
I don't know. All right,we want to know from you, Will
and Illy anything you want to talkabout. Bring up something new, go
back to something. This is inthe sports world of Perryrory McElroy is he's

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worked it out with this lady.They're not getting divorced. He followed for
divorce, not even what A weekor two later, he's like, we're
good. We worked it out.I can't imagine they were at an impasse
and he was like, I'm goingto divorce you, and she went go
ahead and do it, and hedid. She was like, okay,
all right, all right, ithappened. You can leave your towels on
the floor. Well, last Ihad heard he had served her with divorce

(01:48:35):
papers and she didn't. She didn'teven respond to it, just like,
no, I'm not accepting these.Well that's not how that's it's not how
it works. We were doing TVmovie dads yesterday, all in celebration of
father Day. I don't know ifyou know that's happening, and somebody texted
and said, we didn't mention hatekil Who do you think is one of

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the best TV or movie dads?The best TV dad of it just being
funny or I mean, I'm gonnago out Bundy all day, funny,
Yeah, funny ords up being beinga good father figure. Everybody had interpreted
it a little different, So Ithink if you actually break it down,
probably Danny Tanner is probably the bestperson. You could say Reginald vel Johnson,

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but he had a massive anger issuefor just a nice neighbor kid.
So probably the most even keel caringabout their children and dad is Danny Tanner.
If I'm you know, guns inthe head, knee jerk, reaction.
He didn't like Jimmy Gibler two offulmuch, but he didn't fair.
He didn't go off the handle likea you know, Carl Winslow would with

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our gold. So that was abig thing to really hate the neighbor kid.
That was an ongoing eighties trope classicDennis the Menace. Yeah, who
else is better than like my twosons or my two dads, not my
two dads the black and white,like my three sons, my three sons.
Yes, that dad was good,Nobody said Andy Griffiths. And you
could argue raising a kid after themom died, like come on, Yeah,

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kept his full time job right rightright, whistling, Yeah, fishing,
love the good pie, nice toa supporting Did I need a gun?
Yeah? Didn't let the hobo checkhimself in and out of the town,
drunk in and out of jail.Let his his his uh, his

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deputy be the bad cop. Hewas a good cop. Yeah, I
can't think of a better one,Mike. This is a business question about
what has happened in the evolution ofSTG. Why did you close the gelato
store in Broken Arrow? The well, it wasn't so much a closing.
We are bringing the gelato into Brokenaroand Alini's and we have that property and

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we just wanted to consolidate, simpleas that. So Bestug Gelato is not
going away. It is opened upin Broken Arrow Andolini's. Because we saw
success that we were seeing at ourour wastle location at other locations when it
was on site. At first,we got positioned to have that property.
We've got the property, We're like, well, what can we do with
it? We'll do just dug andthen we're like, you know, it's

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a little We sell more when it'sjust right there after the dinner. So
that's why we're doing it. Youhave a business course that you offer people
that run restaurants and stuff. Butand we've never really talked about it,
and I'm not trying to bring spotlightto it, but you've never been afraid
of evolution correct in a business,and you have not been stuck in we've
got to do this. What worksworks? What doesn't? You evolve?

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Right? For sure? You youpinned the tail ont of the donkey,
and then you see what sticks andthen you have to edit. It's it's
like if you were writing a well, I've written a book. You write
and then you edit and you couldpress and you could dense out. So
we put a lot of stuff outthere and we see what sticks and then
oh wow, this is this isgreat or this is the way when executed

(01:51:59):
works better, and we just onthat overtime. So that's it's just a
business move. But at the samepoint we want broken air. At how
Gelato one now they do all wins. Yeah, it just made more sense,
and uh, let's see what elsewe got. Somebody asked this,
and it's a food question. Whatfood do you absolutely refuse to eat?
Lindsey Liverwurst said it before. Ican't stand the smell. I don't like

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texture, it's disgusting, gimpy lemons, lemons, anything with lemon in it.
I've never heard an answer from Mikeon this. I'm not really sure
what his is going to be.What is there food you refuse to eat?
There's a lot of foods where Idon't like them if they're prepared a
particular way. It's not like one. I'm trying to think of a food

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where I, in no circumstance wouldI eat it. What's like food in
blar I don't like a soggy slimyonion. I don't like old fish or
fish that is not executed properly,or boiled fish per se, or boiled
chicken like I like chicken. Ilike fish, but the execution screws it
up. The boiled russell sprouts versuspan fried with olive oil and bacon,

(01:53:04):
completely different beast. Right, Soif I'm thinking other types of foods that
are just like, nah, I'mgood. I've eaten like monkey brain,
I've gone that Indiana Jones route,I'm down, like, I don't really
want to try. I won't try, Yeah, for sure, And a
lot of stuff isn't that scary,especially if it's a culinary delicacy somewhere there?

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It's just getting your brain over thehump? Is culinary delicacy a ploy?
Like do people say that to tryand lure people in because dude's so
subjective. Yeah, I think ifyou see, oh wow, they all
eat this in this area, it'sprobably because of the abundance of the source,
right, then they make it better. But if you look, especially

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in Asian culture, they take alot of stuff that's very cheap and make
it amazing through spices and the cookingprocess. While you know, you go
to Middle Europe and it's just boilingthe crap out of it because it was
just never a focus to have culinbeing very forward thinking about cuisine as part
of your culture, while it hasbeen a part of Asian culture for thousands

(01:54:11):
of years. You go into likeCzechoslovakia or England and it's just like,
let's make great beer and everything elseis just sustenance, right right. Green
peppers for me, I still likegreen peppers or red peppers or yellow peppers.
I just I will not eat andit isn't an I'll pick them off
and then eat. I just won'teat hob and air anything extremely hot.
I'm not trying to be in pain. That's not me. I'll go down

(01:54:33):
that road too, okay, butyou respect what it can do to like
a sauce or something like that,a little spice and like on a carneitis
taco. Great. Once people aretrying to outmetle each other in a you
know, scovel level, I takea hard checkout. That's not me.

(01:54:54):
I don't want that. We haven'ttalked about this, but there was a
guy Fieri's show Best of t ofTown or Best of Town was recently did
a Tulsa episode and oh, youaren't aware of And so they had they
had three restaurants, but they trieda bunch of them and then narrowed down
to three. And then they hadsome judges pick up from the best.

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And one of them was, uh, the guy that does Chicken and Wolf.
But his Philip on me. Yeah, Philip Phillips, he's got that
bond me placed. Lone Wolf wasa food truck. He was. That
was one of them. Another onewas the uh forget that it was a
restaurant. It's it had closed sincethis had even aired, it had already

(01:55:35):
closed, but it was over byt U and they did some good culinary
and known for their corn beef andstuff like that. Uh. And then
the mayor of Flavortown came here.He did not and he sent someone,
Yes, he sent people to comeand try. Because if the mayor of
Flavortown came to Tulsa, I thinkI would know you guys tight Huh.

(01:55:59):
I would think I would thank you. I think you would as well.
But the and then ultimately Lone Wolfis the one that got the biggest.
But the pasta place that they haveto gambles was another one that was on
there. It's a great for it, but it's also those are all highlight
to the culinaria that's available in thiscommunity that's all within like a mile of

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each other off Harvard. Everything youjust listened was just basically between eleventh and
thirteenth and Harvard. Yeah, butwhat I was getting to is ultimately,
and we have talked about this offair, because people ask you all the
time about doing pizza review with yourbarstool or whatever as someone who talks to
other restaurants about their business practices.Is that a curse or is that a

(01:56:43):
blessing? Oh? Any type ofpress like that they come in and do
it. It's it's that's great,Like it's good press, you get awareness.
But here's the thing. People thinkit's amazing press and there are such
an abundance of content that it usedto be like, oh my god,
that's the place that was on TV. And now like we could be on
the Today's Show tomorrow and it won'tblip as much as a good Instagram reel.

(01:57:06):
It's from a local person, froma local perspective. The emphasis and
awareness of mass content has shifted,and what's on TV which used to be
oh my god, it was onTV. Is not what it used to
be. It just isn't right.A local endorsement, if you will,
carries more weight because these people arehere, they affect, they show those

(01:57:30):
people. There's an easier opportunity forthose people to capitalize on that view a
mic for a mic. I wouldit's fascinating that again, I could be
on the Food Network or Today's showtoday versus Mary Hathaway or nine one eight
agent micro influencers doing a video onone of our restaurants, and that will
get more traction. You've been highlightedon some Food Network shows. Did you

(01:57:50):
see an actual return? I it'sgreat as an accolade that it's no one
sees it. It's an accolade thatthen we get to push on our own
channels and that's the value. Butin and of itself, like oh I
saw you on that barely anything?Yeah, because you're not saying, hey,
just start giving free food away toinfluencers. No, I'm all about

(01:58:12):
like, if you have a microinfluencer, and here's the rub. Someone
who's like, oh I sell pushTory Birch bags and has a bunch of
like people and they're essentially a QVCversion of a of an Instagram micro influencer.
It's not gonna do much for me. If someone says they're an influencer,
it's not gonna do much for me. But if they're just in the
community doing cool stuff and people liketo watch them, and they eat food

(01:58:36):
and it's fun, and they genuinelyhave a following of people that enjoy watching
them, then that person will movethe needle, genuinely will bring more asses
and seats. Willing only anything youwant to talk about, bring up something
new, go back to something that'scompletely up to you. What makes you
laugh, no matter the mood you'rein. Lindsey getting tickled, no matter

(01:58:59):
what mood I'm in, tickle me, I'm gonna laugh. Okay, GIMPI
people falling over it's funny. It'sfunny, no matter what it is,
children, elderly, at people,it's hilarious. Mike. There's a meme
of a dog walking into a restaurantand the dog sees a sign that says

(01:59:21):
no rollerblades because he's on roller blades, of no outside food, no dogs,
and then it's just a thought bubblewhere he says, sh above it
and just that Each time I seeit breaks me. I just start laughing
aut because he's like, Oh,I got to take off my roller skates
and I gotta put my food away. Oh and I have to not be

(01:59:43):
a dog. People getting scared videoslike startled so funny, and they always
have like the craziest reactions, likethrowing things in the air, and they
do them over and over. Thoseare always I don't know how that does.
It just puts me in a ina great mood every time that I
watch it. What's something you've donethat really intimidated you but paid off in

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the end, Lindsay, moving bymyself, first way to college, moving
from Indiana to Minnesota, and thenmoving from Indiana to Oklahoma by myself completely
alone. And it was sight unseenwhen I moved to Oklahoma. GIMPI sky

(02:00:27):
diving Probably Yeah, you know whatyou're getting yourself into. But when you're
in that plane cramped up, thenyou're strapped some random strange dude you know,
and the dwarf flies open and you'relike, oh, holy cramp okay,
and then they just jump without you, I mean, well with you,
but you know, without your consent. Now it paid off. Those
probably the best experience I've ever hadin my life. Mike, I'm not

(02:00:49):
gonna top OCS. That's the mostintimidating thing, Like that flight from California
to Virginia and then just everything aboutthat whole thing. It just got intimidating,
more intimidating than like, oh crap, right, Oh, tell everybody
what OCS is. Officer Candidate schoolin the Marine Corps. I did that
in college and I would be ina jag lawyer today if I did not

(02:01:11):
have juvenile diabetes. And that's whyyou are blessed with pizza because I decided
to open a pizza restaurant instead ofbeing a jag lawyer after that situation.
But crazy going to Officer Candidate schooland it's not like enlisted, where you
line up on the thing. You'rebeing evaluated as a leader. You could
get dropped at any moment. Butthe second they say commence instruction, and
just getting that, you went frombeing yelled at to being screened at.

(02:01:35):
And to know the difference, right, they are not the same. They
are not the same. Do youthink that shape that that time you were
involved in that shaped? Oh?How you run your business? It teaches
you not just the discipline, butalso you're getting yelled out now because they're
like, this will be fun.It's methodically training you to not get frazzled

(02:01:59):
and in the midst of chaos thatyou will accept chaos and still not get
frazzled. And that has been immeasurablyvaluable. Yeah, I'm a big I
think uncomfortable is where it's at.I think that's where you grow and should
live your life. But for me, the jiu jitsu to me and Or
did last year was easily the mostintimidating. I had to do it in

(02:02:19):
a weight class every than me,people that were more experienced than me,
and I knew I was going toget cooked and it was unbelievable. It
was awesome. So I'm a bigbeliever and being a part of that stuff.
If you knew it was your lastday on earth, what would you
make sure you did before the end? I hate questions like this, but

(02:02:44):
why because I just hate thinking aboutthat kind of stuff and it would be
boring. Probably because I would justbe with my family. That's it,
my husband and my children, andI don't care what we would do.
I would just make sure that Iwas with them. We were probably believe
just watch movies or play games.I would just make sure that I was
with them. Gimbi born a kidsounds like a good time to me.

(02:03:11):
You need a willing party. Oh, I'm sure I can find one.
Okay, and felt really scary,but okay, looking at you kid,
my uh I would be my answeris I would be all about planning.
I'd be like, oh crap,I would I would really be able to
phone my lawyer. I'd be finalizingand verifying all the all the data.

(02:03:32):
I would be recording happy birthday videosfor the next sixty years. I would
be in all sorts of planning andexecution. What I would not take a
moment for myself that day, That'swhat I would actually do. Will in
the movie, I can't remember ifit's armaged or Deep Impact. I think
it's deep Impact. No deep Armagedon'sBruce willis deep pat Impact is taileone.

(02:03:59):
The world's ending, and they're staringat the ocean with my family. Staring
at the ocean. Ocean is sucha crazy peaceful place that like and ferocious.
That would be like the perfect settingas the giant wave comes and but
you're assuming the family's dying with you. Sure, So if the family's not
dying with you, I mean,I don't think it's the movie in Time
where you fall to the ground.Okay, they watch you slowly on the

(02:04:23):
beach. Well, the movie intime is you have time on your dis
arm right movie. It's a fantasticmovie. And as the time dwindles,
it gets zero and then you justkind of fall to the ground. Right,
So I don't think it would bethat. I don't. I don't
want my family to witness me dying. That is incredibly traumatic kind of what
it sounds like you're going for there. You want to subject somebody while you're

(02:04:43):
having sex with them, so he'swatching you die. I'm okay with that.
Well, I don't know which one'ssex dying. Plenty plenty of people
have died having sex. Sure,Oh look up that statistic. Yeah,
I'd love to know, right.Uh. Where are you the happiest at
Lindsey in or on water? Whetherit be on the boat or swimming.

(02:05:04):
Sure, I just I love beingin the water, GIMPI on my bike
man rolling down a highway. Yeah, Mike, Oh, there's anything with
you know, in a pool withfamily throwing Henry or something that's that's perfect.
Yeah, on the couch watching amovie with my family. It is

(02:05:27):
where I'm the calmest and most relaxed, And nine times out of ten,
I'm gonna fall asleep cause I'm Idon't have to think about where I'm going,
where I'm gonna be, where I'vebeen, what's next, what do
I got to do? None ofthose things. I can just chill out
and I just calm down. It'smy favorite place for sure. All right,
patio season and Alini's make sure youvisit all the locations and get some
of that patio in. And don'tforget about stg I've gotten to where when

(02:05:49):
I pick up pizza, my kidswant to go with me so they can
pick up get gelato. My kidsinto the super dark gelato right now that
you guys have at the Oassa location, and we're getting close to peach season,
which I know is going to bebig for you guys. And don't
forget about the food truck. Lookforward around town. Somebody texted and asked
for it would be at Rocklahoma.It will, of course. We we

(02:06:09):
are mainstays. It's a big fixtureof the Ando truck. That's a Yeah,
that's a big october Fest Wrockklahoma anduh Tulsa tough. That's our that's
our jam. And if you're lookingfor pizza for a wedding or maybe you
had a record year in sales,I'm pizza would definitely make them feel like
they accomplished something. And you guyscan accommodate that. Hit up catering at
andopizza dot com. Ashley, eventhough she knows nothing of pop culture,

(02:06:31):
is the best catering assistant you willever work with. I guarantee it.
What's her name, Annie Ashley Ashley, No, no pop culture Ashley.
Yeah, she's not going to giveme. She's not going to know that.
Yeah, get the execution of theorder perfect, which is fine as
long as yeah, Tarisa, allright, Mike, thanks for coming by.
We're going to take a break,we come back. What's the best

(02:06:53):
or worst memory of your dad?Case of corslight could be yours. You're
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Hey, buddy, and I thinkI'm about to feel real guilty about how
great Art Bousch is. So let'sget our nurse. Yeah, let's go
ahead and do freaking a Friday.We've been asking what's the best or worst
memory of your dad? Bmms andwhat that is? To eight two nine

(02:07:44):
four five? And Richard is onthe line. Hey Richard, how are
you? Oh? Great coloryn howare you doing? Good man Richard?
What's the best or worst memory ofyour dad? Oh? I got every
time I think about my dad.He's still with us. One. So
I was thirteen or fourteen. Iwas in I don't know if you ever
heard of Civil Air Patrol or not, but it's kind of like, okay,

(02:08:05):
so it's kind of like the JROTC. But I was in the Civil
Air Patrol and we lived in Skogie's. Dad was part of the National Guard
then, and he was a firstardant, so he was an EA,
you know, the senior leader inhis company or NCO in his company actually.
But anyway, it was the weekendand I just happened to be out
at our squadron headquarters, at DavidField. Keep in mind, I'm thirteen

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and we're out there, you know, we're you know, kids, so
we're trying to act like we're,you know, really in the military.
And then all of a sudden,this jeep comes up, this military chief
and what is going on? Some and a buddy of mine start walking
over there, and we get upthere and there's my dad. He's sitting
there in the passenger seat for theTC seed if you're a military, and

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he's in complete uniform, battle rattlewill kevlar, helb, the gas mask
and then sixteen. His face waspainted green and flat. They've been out
in the field, I guess itwas their summer camp or whatever at that
point in time. And he hadhis driver, and his driver was sitting
over there, and I remember seeingthe gig analog radio in the back,

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and I was just, you know, you had that one moment in your
life and you look at your fatherand you're like, man, I want
to be that guy, you know. And I was just enamored with him,
and I still am. I loveyou to death. But it was
at that point in my life thatI knew I wanted to be in the
military. So I spent twenty twoyears in the army because of that one

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little interaction with fewer. Wow.I mean, first, thank you for
having a good memory. Right,Yeah, that's not why I picked you.
Bro. You said he got ranover twice. Huh. You said
you got ran over twice. That'swhy I picked you. I didn't say
I got ran over twice. Iran over the wrong cluy or picked the
wrong person. Either way, goodfor you. Oh yeah, well,

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now that makes you feel good,gimp thinks man, And so did your
dad Like, has he ever expressedany sort of appreciation to you? Oh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, youknow he's uh, he's asked me
a couple of times. He's justlike, do twenty two years every day,

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you know, just because of that, honestly, that's why. Yeah,
and now you guys have almost probablylike an unspoken bond when it comes
to service. Yeah, I wouldsay, yeah, man, that thank
you for sharing that story. I'msorry it wasn't about the ran over thing,
but I'm I appreciative of your story. Man, here's gimby to tell
you exactly what you're gonna get.Where's my thing? Come on? Work

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for me there. I'm sorry,you know, Lindsay's dad seems like a
pretty badass dude that I'd like tohave a drink with. Mad she won't
ever get that opportunity again. Enjoythis case, GIRs like a to you
guys. Hang w I man,and have a fantastic weekend. Okay,
all right, all right, appreciateit. Uh. Some of the texts
that we had that I wanted toshare. My worst memory of my dad

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is my first and last memory ofhim. I was really young. I
pooped my pants and he spanked meand rubbed it on my face. Grew
up with a great step dad,though that. I have lots of good
memories with Gody, his biological daddid that to him. Yes, that,

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and we got more a lot ofthem like that one. I was
trying to look for the runover one. GIMPI that you were. That's all
good. Maybe I'm just going crazierover here. I mean it was it
was one that was. I thoughtI'd seen it. It just I think
it was. It was his firsttime he ran him over he was three,

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and then he remembered him running overhim again when he was four.
Yes, yes, well yeah,Whether it was the same one, I
don't know. Yeah, you patthat was the one right below it.
So yeah, I just wrote thenumber down then, God damn it.
Yeah, what are you gonna do? You know, good people deserve good
things, right, So he hada good story. They're not all horrible.

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My dad caught me watching a VHSporno. I was sixteen and drunk.
He walked into my room and said, what you watching. I hurried
up and hit stop. He tookit away. I heard him watching in
the living room five minutes later.I've never seen the VHS again. Is
that a good or bad memory forI mean, it's compared to what we've
heard. I don't know if thisis the best or worst you decide.

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I remember my dad dressing up,dressing my brother up his buckwheat from Little
Rascals, and yes, painting hisface for Halloween. Oh. I say
it's the worst, but it turnedout for the best. My parents left
me at the Bowling Alley when Iwas a few months old with a note
saying to all Grandma the bowling Dollycalled Grandma, she came. I never

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saw my parents again. Wow,as a regular Joe dirt right dree Yeah.
Uh. My dad was run overby a dump truck while on the
job about fifteen years ago. Hespent one and a half months in the
hospital and lived. I'm not sureif that's the best or worst for your
for your dad, I went intomy dad's room when in his closet when
I was ten, I found ared toolbox. I opened up and found

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two huge dildos, handcuffs, afeather, and a whole bottom of the
toolbox with his VHS porn collection.My dad and stepmom were freaks. That's
a pretty great one too. Nonetheless, I hope everybody has a fantastic Father's
I hope you have a great Father'sDay as wellloxes like high old Sears craftsman.

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Yeah, the handle, the littletray insert. Yeah. I hope
you can see your dad as wellon Father's Day. Sure, because in
the room you're the only one witha dad as well. Really brought it
down, So please put for usfor us as you can make sure that
happens. Okay, voted Jesus.All right, Michill, look for the

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Amlini's food truck around down and goand visit them on the patio. We're
gonna take a break and we'll beback Tilsa's Morning Show continues next The Big
Bad Morning Show on Telsa's rock stationninety seven five KMOT. Good morning,

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It's the Big Bad Morning shown sixoh kmot. You can also text bmmss
the what you want to Say toeight Tewen nine four five. Tonight,
first patio part of the year,Mercury Lounge eighteenth in Boston. We'll be
there from five to seven rock theRiverfest tickets to give away, plus we've
got to snow light patio set we'regoing to give away that includes a grill

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and a really grape cooler and stufflike that. So come by and see
us. Mercury Lounge. Lindsay,what'd you learn today? I learned where
there's a will there's an A,But where there's a Willie, there's a
B and a J. And Ialso learned that golfer Rory McElroy called off
his divorce. Turns out he andhis wife decided to take a mulligain kimp.

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What'd you learn today? I learnedthere's a lot of bad dads out
there. And I also learned thatI'm going to be out of Waldo's and
broken air a Waldo's chicken and beerover there at the Tiger Plaza Apelain Lane.
I'll be there from eleven to one. Come by and maybe win some
free stuff and have some good chickenwire at it. I learned that what's

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the difference? I learned the differencebetween a toolbox and a dad who goes
out for cigarettes it never comes back? Are Yeah? I learned what's the
difference between a dad that goes outfor cigarettes it never comes back and a
toolbox? What's that screws nuts bolts? And I also learned that you think
your dad's bad, there's always away worse one and it usually involves feces

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or porn, sometimes both gory sayingmake sure that dishwashers loaded right? It's
Lindsay stuff tracking my cycle? Thisis GIF and I'm sorry, daddy.
Can I get a dishappeed makes anoise? Interpassword cor new messages. The

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Big Mad Morning Show would like totake a minute to thank troops from Oklahoma
and all over the United States.These soldiers have sacrificed. Did the Big
Mad Morning Show before you the backlike the total douchebags that they are total
douchebag little incomplete douchebag. We honorand respect you. We honor and respect
you, We honor and respect you. God bless rock and roll over Sickle

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Tulsa. I blessed Tulsa. Wetry boys,