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We Made It To Tuesday!!!! We Talk About The Dangers Of Extreme Heat, Crazy Bitches, Sports Movies, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & An Old Man Bank Robber!!!

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I think on days like today,yesterday, today, pretty much this week,
I think of people like Gimpy's brother, right, who works out in
the heat asphalt, right, right, three hundred degrees on the mat minimum,
Yeah, one hundred degrees outside,no, thank you. Yeah,
I went out to get my garbagecan. Yes, I was like,
all all right, hell no,I'm going to Mexico. It's cooler in

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Mexico, right, Tell me howthat makes sense? Nonetheless, so I
went down a rabbit hole. Becausethe hotter it is, the more dangerous
it is. I feel like weall should know that, right. So,
like, when it's above ninety five, okay, let's back up.
When it's eighty degrees, they saythe errors that you will commit because of

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heat impact, they say is aroundfive. Okay. When it goes to
over ninety five, that number jumpsto sixty. Wo wow. By the
way, it'll feel like today willbe about one hundred and ten. Some
places will even record an actual temperatureof one hundred and twelve, right right,
So when it gets above seventy onein here, I'm like, whoa,

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let's be clear, I have asweatshirt on right now. I like
it cold in the studio, andjust I think you stay more alert.
Sure, there's a bunch of ridiculousreasons that make no sense. So for
me, the idea of working outlike ninety five, you get sixty airs
and it's gonna be that warm todayand you're dealing with hot throwing magma,

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it's insane. Right. Then Isee this graphic that when it is you
can get an extreme burn in thesun between like one and three o'clock every
day in ten minutes or less.Wow, I'm like, how is that
sustainable? As someone who runs acompany, who has people they have to
be responsible for to work in thefield, right right, it's on them

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to dress accordingly, make sure you'rehydrated, blah blah blah. Right.
You know you see people that mowlawns or work out in their alloways wearing
like full sleeves and people are like, that's crazy, No, this would
be why. Yeah? Absolutely?Then I see this, which is again
we're back to the sustainability of runninga you know, doing a job.

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And between the hours of seven amand ten am, you can work for
forty five minutes and you need fifteenminutes of rest every hour. Wow,
I don't know how that's sustainable.And then between eleven and noon, thirty
minutes of work, thirty minutes ofrest. And then here's the part that
I just don't understand. How yourun a business this way from one until

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six twenty minutes of work forty minutesof rest. When it's this hit,
nothing's going to get done. There'sno way. And I'm not dogging on
companies that have people that work outside. There's no way those companies are letting
people work twenty minutes and forty minutesof rest. I can be wrong.
I can be wrong, probably am. I just don't see how that's sustainable,

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right, No, I don't thinkyou're wrong at all. I mean,
there's a lot of companies is youknow, you'll get you maybe maybe
fifteen minutes an hour maybe, butit's business as usual, right, right,
right. But to think more realistically, it's probably fifteen minutes every couple
of hours because there's a job thatneeds to be done. I don't know.
And maybe you've talked to your brotherabout the number of breaks he gets

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when it's hot. I don't know, but it feels like fifteen minutes every
hour. The company would be like, hey, yeah, maybe even more
less than that, probably maybe likea five minute break, you know,
stop get you some water, gosit in the shade, or sit in
the truck with the air conditioner onor something. But not everybody can do

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that, right exactly exactly, youget five minutes and back to work if
that. I read an article yesterdayand I found this so fascinating. In
America, the number one industry withsuicides is construction workers. Yeah, okay,
because they feel those that group ofpeople typically mail typically feels like they

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can't talk about like I'm hot rightright, because they feel the pressure.
Or when breaks are offered, theydon't take it because they feel like they
gotta work hard, like do morethan they should, right right, keep
on pushing, and then that justweighs on them and eventually that again,
to me, that being the highestcategory of suicide is crazy. Yeah,

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I always thought it was dentistry.Dentistry is one for sure, which is
also mind blowing. I guess ifyou're digging around people's dirty mouths all day,
that gets to you after a while. Yeah, if I remember the
article correctly, it's because the amountof debt they take on an the amount
of work. And I'm like,well, you could work fridays, right,

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even if a Friday you could do. I don't know anything about that
industry. I've had more than onedentist that ended his own life because not
my mouth maybe, And but Iwhen it's days like this, I think
about people like because he's the closestperson I know that works in that industry.

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Yeah, yeah, I did itfor a little while and I said,
nope, I'm going inside for me. My god, I taking this
job, desk job yet. Yeah, I am an ac person one hundred
percent. One percent. It waseighty two I think this morning when I
arrived and in the uh thirty yardsfrom my car to the air conditioning,

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and those doors opened up, andyou're just like, oh yeah, even
the smell of air condition I'm like, this is awesome. Yeah, for
sure. I had a friend wholived in Arizona and they have swamp coolers
apparently, and he's like, itdoesn't really cool down. No. I'm
like, well, then I neverwant to go to Arizona. But it's
a dry heat. It's diff No, that's the other thing. And more

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than one comment of the things thatI found I was as I was looking
all this up, was the problemisn't the hate, it's the humidity.
What are you my dad stop it. Yeah, And as someone who's lived
in a couple of different states andvisited my brother who lives in Georgia,
I think it is hotter here thananywhere else see and I think Georgia when

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I went there, it was horribleand it was the humidity that made it
so much worse, I think,And I was miserable. I had a
sinus infection at the time, duewhich made it even more miserable. Now
I do have a cousin who livesin Arizona, and I asked my aunt,
I said, when she was visiting, I've never been to Arizona.

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What is it like there? Andbecause I hear it's a dry heat,
right, And she tell you right, she goes, I don't care what
the hell type of heat it is. It's hot. It's so hot.
And she said, now, I'velived everywhere. I mean, her husband
was an army guy, so they'vemoved all over the damn place. And
she says, have you ever stuckyour head in an oven? No?

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Not really no, and she goes, that's what it's like in Arizona.
Don't know, you're sticking your headin an oven. At three hundred and
fifty degrees. That's what it feelslike when you're there. Sure it's a
dry heat, but it's still hot. I think this is how I think
it's different. I think when it'shumid, it's a little it's more tolerable
because at least there's moisture in theair on your skin. But when you're

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out in the sun, it's notawesome. It literally feels like an up
like if you've ever opened an ovendoor, right and at all that heat
comes rushing out on you. Yeah, yeah, that not awesome. It.
I'm just not a fan of beingnear a taint, so it feels
like an armpit or a taint.You're like, this sucks. Yeah.

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So my heart goes out to thosepeople that work in it, and I
love when they shift their hours sothey start like four am, right right,
or they're working out like from midnightto six, yeah, in the
morning, which also doesn't sound awesome, right right. We want to went
to play disc golf the other daySunday. As a matter of fact,
it was me and my brother andmy oldest boy brought the grand babies out

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and we were originally supposed to playat noon, right whatever. My brother's
like, lit's play at nine o'clockbefore it gets too hot. Some bitch
it was still hot at balls atnine o'clock in the morning. Yeah,
I don't give a damn. Wehave to play like six o'clock before the
sun even comes up, if wewant to do it before it gets hot.
And then there are people like,well, as long as you have

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a fan, it's fine. Thatis actually misleading because if you have a
fan on and you're still sweating,you're not cooling down right right, It's
not cooling the body down. Sothe idea is you're just moving that hot
air around. Then you're literally boilingfrom the temperature outside, which is also

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insane. For sure. One thingI never have to worry about working here
as long as they pay their electricalbill, is I'm not gonna have to
worry about heat exhaust. No.No, I have to say, they
keep this building pretty climate controlled.You know, when we come in in
the winter time, when say sometimesit's pretty warm, sometimes it gets a

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little chilly or whatever. And thenwhen we come in we're working there in
the summertime, you know, wewalk in and maybe it's just you know,
like in my house, it's likeseventy five degrees in there, even
though I have the AC set atsixty nine. It's just because house,
right, Yeah, but when it'sa ninety outside and you walk into seventy

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five degree whether you're like, oh, this feels amazing. Somebody text in
they said a lot of companies donot follow the heat index safety guidelines,
which sounds insane all and also coldweather index for outdoor work. It's actually
the company's profitability that provide fluids,not just waters, but electrolytes while you're
working. Okay, yeah, Imean nothing like a little frozen flavor ice

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to make you feel like, right, we want to make sure cool but
not too safe, right, Andwe got outside of the contract for pso
we're required to work forty minutes witha twenty minute break every hour when it
is ninety five or more. Theguys have to wear thick long sleeve shirts
and thick rubber gloves as well asrubber sleeves. Well, that's more of

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a safety thing, right, therubber sleeves and the gloves, because you're
dealing with electrical right, m zechois that right in broken arrow gives us
the last ten minutes of every hourwhen the timp's over one hundred ninety nine
days of summer mandatory breaks every houron the hour, must drink a full
bottle of water. Okay, Anothercompany fifteen minutes every hour, So maybe

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they do. Maybe they finally realized, hey, we probably should give them
a break. I mean, thereare companies that value employees, and then
there are companies that don't. Right, and I need to get the job
done. And I'm not saying like, if you're an owner, you're like,
I value my employees. Okay,then do you follow the guidelines?
Right? It's a pretty easy question. And if that's the way you choose

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to run your company, that's theway you choose to run your company.
My AC went out on Saturday andit's still down. The heat sucks.
Yeah, hoof how many days withoutAC in your house? Lindsay, would
you have to go before you demandwe can go to a hotel two?
I think that's my right. We'retalking about this temperature, by the way,
like the one hundred and ten heatingday. Oh, I wouldn't even

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day. No, there's no way, I can't. I cannot sleep sweating,
There's no way. Mm hmmm.Nope. I feel like I know
the answer, but GIMPI you alreadyknow the answer. I'm getting fans,
bro, I'm getting I'm not goingto a hotel. I can't afford that
stuff, you know. Uh So, because here's the deal, I mean,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, oneday, one day, we'll give
you a day of comfort. Butwhat happens when it takes a week two
weeks to get that AC guy outthere to fix your stuff? And that
starts add up on a hotel?But sure, so you might ask your
brother or someone else, right,Yeah, I may go somewhere else.
Maybe not, probably not to behonest with you, if I'm just being

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real, you know, because Ikind of like my my freedom, I
guess, you know, and Ihate to feel like I'm a burden on
somebody else, even though they tellyou that you're not. You know.
So ultimately, like the other day, man again, hot as balls,
right, And it's just because ofmy house and the AC and just the
way that it is. But I'msitting in my bedroom, laying in the

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bed, and I'm like, hey, this sucks. What did I do?
I went and got another fan outof another room, and now I've
got two fans in my room.Blowing on me. So you have your
AC running and you have two fansrunning and it's still not cool enough.
Yeah, what do you have yourAC said at it's sixty nine? Yeah,
and that's not cold. That's likeif someone came in your house,
where they go it's cold or wouldthey Oh, they would say, okay,

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it's not as hot as it isoutside. Yeah, So like all
right, whatever, but I'll putthose two fans on it. I slept
like baby. I saw another thingthat because the graphs that news companies put
out for this type of weather isalso fascinating to me. There was another
one that said that you should haveyour AC said it's seventy eight. When
the weather's like this, I'm like, you've lost your damn mind right,

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lick them. Like if I goto your house and it's at seventy eight,
I'm not staying. No, that'snot awesome, miserable And when you
like, when you leave for theday, you should set it to like
eighty three or something like. Well, that that's way not sustainable. Yeah,
because I love walking into an oven. Well, and it would take
it'd take five hours to get itto seventy eight. Yeah, no,
thank you, I mean, seventyeight definitely feels a lot cooler than what

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it is outside right now. Yeah, but that's not the topic right right
exactly. My house is seventy three, and in my house, I'm the
only one that feels like it's notcold enough. Oh, everybody else is
wearing sweatshirts and wow. Yeah.So it's seventy five during the day when

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we're not there, and it's seventytwo when we're sleeping, yeah, right
now. And I have a bedthat that has cold water that runs through
it. Because I'm a knight,I'm a sweater at night. Yeah,
so I don't worry about the temperaturein the house at night. But seventy
eight, no, thank you.Uh. I work for waste management.

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We don't get breaks, but theydo provide free water. Slash cataid too
much on the schedule to stop.And I choose to wear slacks and long
sleeves because I don't want that juiceon me talking about trash juice For those
who don't know, Sure, Iget that slacks, well, you know,
dealing with trash. Huh, well, pants all right, well they
should say pants or jeans or something. Slacks makes you think they're in like
khakis or something settled down, likeyou're wearing a suit, like you'd wear

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a quart or something. You're likea work for weeks. It's like Saint
Soda and pop. Man, mygod, we're slacks. Mister fans pants
over here. Yeah right, he'sthe like, Frank, what are you
going to church? Right? Yeah? Gotta pick up the church track so
I'll look extra nice. Another oneworking HVAC. We've flirting with heat exhaustion

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on the daily. One attic Iwas in was one hundred and thirty degrees.
Yeah, yeah, that sucks.I feel for those people one percent.
Anytime I've had ac work on myhouse, they'll go into the they're
like the attic and they're like okay, and they go in and realize it's
the spray foam on the roof andthey're like, oh hells. Yeah.
They feel like they just won.Absolutely. I feel for those guys more

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so than like people like my brotherthe do asphalt and construction stuff, because
at least with the outside and you'vegot a breeze to you know, there's
circulating. Yeah, you go intothose attics and it's just yeah, delivery
driving. Another one and like thetrash of the delivery people. They've got
a there's no Quentin time, theQuentin times when you're done with your route.

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No, But they also have ACin their vehicles. I don't think
so, I don't think. Idon't think UPS does. I don't think
fed X does. I don't.I don't. I don't know about Amazon,
but I don't think delivery trucks.I'll have a ce Maybe they don't
doors on them right right. Iknow people that like have AC in their
car but have their window down.So and I'm like, well, what

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are you doing cooling off the outside? Now? You're just bragging? Yeah.
One thing I found is if youleave your fan on your air conditioner
and turn it off automatic, yourtemperature in the house will actually drop a
couple of degrees and it makes thewhole house cooler. To you to set
your thermostatic tad bit warmer, Okay, tad is not what I'm looking for.
Yeah, I like it to bea certain temperature all the time.

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And I'll notice too, I'm goingto like, did someone mess thermostat?
Like I've got dad mode fully engaged, and are you outside, you know,
cleaning off the coils of your ACtwo with the hose and make sure
that it's running. I do thatin the spring, yeah, but not
ever yesterday? Oh you did?Yeah? I mean I do you need
to do it more than once thetime once a season just to make sure.

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I like just to stay on topof it. But do you do
it so you do it more thanonce a season? Yeah? Yeah,
I will just to I mean,if I see the dirt on there or
debris, I'm on top of it. Right. Will you pay, ever
pay someone to do the scheduled maintenance? I do have someone, do you?
Yeah? It's one hundred and fiftybucks a year. It's worth it.

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And what do they do? Theycome out twice a year and they
check, They change all the ventsand are the vents the They bring new
filters. You only change your filtersevery six months? No, we change
them, but they bring more andresupply restock, so I don't ever have
to pay for them, okay.And they just check the unit to make

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sure everything is on the up andup, and they also clean them out.
And it's just regular maintenance. Andif there is a problem, it's
it's covered. Could be Have youever done maintenance on any AC unit?
You've ever owned. Aside from justhosing her down. No, that's about
as good as a goods. Imean, change filters. Yeah, I'm
a big believer in what Lindsay's describingbecause that's how you catch problems before there.

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Right, it didn't come in handylast year when I had my roommate
because he does ac heating there,right, so he go out there and
you know, deal with it orwhatnot. But now he gone so whatever,
right, Yeah, all right,listen, we be safe, drink
water, whatever, do what yougotta do. I think at the end
of the day, if you're likemy boss won't let me, and you

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feel like you gotta you're like gonnapass out. Yeah, it's more important
to just live. Yeah, takeyour break or bossill get over it.
Yes, if they fire you forhey, you took a break when it
was one hundred and twelve outside,you might have a case or you could
just be like, that's on them. We've got listener emails. We've got
to tell the truth. In oursecond patio part of the years happening at

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Rooster's in a wassow on eighty six, Plenty of fluids for you to stay
cool on the patio beer water whatever, GIMPI you weirdo? All right,
we gotta take we gotta know no, that's how you got to jail.
Changes the theme. We'll we'll takea break and we'll be back. You're

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the Big nin Morning Show. Inninety seven, five kmod wife admits she
tried to poison husband with his ownanimal drugs. So fifty one year old
Amanda Alicia Chapin pleaded no contest onFriday to reckless endangerment charges for stealing the

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potent drugs from her husband and stirringthem into his morning coffee. Now,
these weren't just any drugs. Herhusband is a veterinarian, and she was
taking drugs that euthanized animals. Shemet her husband, Gary, who's seventy
one years old, online, andthe two got married back in March of
twenty twenty two, and his newwife quickly coaxed him into adding her name

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on the deed of his house andforging his son's signature to get power of
attorney. And two weeks after hername was on the deed, she started
adding the stolen barbiturates into his java. She waited three hours to call nine
to one one after the final dose. Back in August of twenty twenty two,
after three doses, Gary got realill. He fell into a coma,

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and he was rushed to the hospital, where doctors discovered the potentially lethal
drugs in a system, and that'swhere cops began to piece the case together.
Gary woke up four days later andquickly filed for divorce, while his
son got a restraining order to keephis wicked stepmom away from his ailing dad.

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Amanda violated the order in September ofthat year when she sent him an
email a suicide note in a desperateattempt to get him back, She said,
the only thing I am guilty ofis loving you so much. The
note said. It didn't work,and she was charged with attempted murder in

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the case, which was later reducedto first degree reckless endangerment in the felony
plea deal hashed out in court onFriday. She faces up to twelve and
a half years when she sentenced onJuly fifteenth. Man, people suck,
Yeah, they do. I justthink about what could you do, Like,
hypothetically Lindsay's mom who has a boyfriend. But let's you say she finds

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somebody new and he starts doing thingslike this, how do you intervene?
You think you just bully your wayin. It don't work that way.
No, No, I mean there'speople that take their loved ones to doctor
Phil you know what I mean,they go to try and perspect it insane.
Yeah, you really, I meanyou really. It's like you have

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to let them make their own bed, right. Well, I learned the
hard way. Yeah, I mean, I think you've got to do what
you can. I don't know aboutto me, learning your the hard way
is like not doing anything. ButI mean you can only do so much.
You can only tell them. Yeah, right. Woman meets guy on
a dating app, gets cold beatand calls nine to one one. This
comes out of Iowa where there's thiseighteen year old gal named Samaya Samaya Thomas.

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She met this guy on a datingapp. They start talking, exchange
some text back and forth, andit's time for them to meet up.
So he shows up at her house. I know, oh, I'm here
to take you out, and she'slike, oh, that ain't gonna happen.
So she calls nine one one tellsthe police that her ex boyfriend showed
up outside was sending her threatening snapchats, saying that he was going to punch

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and kick and snab her. Sonaturally the police show up. When the
police do show up, they seea male leaving the scene and they're like,
hey, hey, hey, let'stalk over here for a second.
So they start questioning the man andhe's like, yeah, you know,
I just met this gal like twoweeks ago. We started talking and we

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were supposed to go out tonight.But I guess she isn't having any of
it. So they they go andthey talk to her, and after a
while, she finally admitted that shehad made the whole thing up because she'd
gotten cold feet and didn't want togo on to the date with the gang.
And uh, while they were talkingto the guy, he started showing
him text messages to prove that he'sinnocent. And this bitch is crazy.

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So they went ahead and took herin. They took her in for placing
a false ninety one one call andmaking a false report of an indictable offense.
I don't know, I think she'sgot I feel like this is a
waste of resources. Yeah, bigtime, it is. It is.
But honestly, I mean, sheshouldn't be calling nine to one one and

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following filing false reports like that.No, I agree with that one hundred
percent. And I just think we'vealready wasted enough resources by the police coming
out there. If she's an habitualoffender one hundred percent, right, like
one of those ones that calls nineto one one a thousand times and for
everything. But this feels like sheclearly has some sort of social skills problem.

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Yeah. Yeah, she said thatshe only called nine one one and
told them all that story because shedidn't think the police would actually help her
unless there was a threat of danger. Right, I'm not sure why the
police needed to help her. Right. Also, don't have people come to
your house on meet on dating apps, right, or at least on the

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first one, right, right,Go meet where you're supposed to go on
your date, be it the GoldenCorral or whatever, right, vintage stock
whatever. Yeah, And do youhave a picture of the woman? This
is the man, right, No, that's her eighteen year old Samayah.

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I mean listen, dating can bereally intimidating to a lot of people.
Absolutely, And if you listen toa lot of crime podcasts, I could
understand how you get cold feet.That's a you thing, though, man,
because you are You're the one who'sgetting you know, all this information
from these true crime podcasts and takingit way too far. Yeah, but

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self awareness is a trait we couldall use more of. Yes, yes,
but not everybody wants to rape andkill you. Just saying, what
do you think the percentages of peoplethat do want to rape it kill you?
Yeah, collectively kill you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. I'm going to say it'smaybe a one percent. Define rape because

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I have a feeling your definition ofrape might be different than say, Lindsey's
maybe maybe I honestly define rape as, you know, forcing somebody to do
something they don't want to do,whether it be sexual or hey, you
know, jump off of this bridgeinto the water, whatever the case is,

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right, forcing somebody to do somethingthey clearly don't want to do.
Right, we just happened to,you know, lump it in with the
sex. Right. But if you'reone of those guys who's like, come
on, come on, come on, right, you're kind of approaching that
gray area yet you're being very rapyat that point. Yes, yes,
but you might not see it asrape, right, No, No,

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you're just being very persistent, tryingto be persuasive. The Tenacity man who
was acting erradically while nude dies afterarrest. So a man was in Orange
County, he was nude, hewas being a little crazy, and he
got arrested, The police department says. Twenty six year old died in the
hospital sixteen hours after his arrest.Police believe the man was under the influence

(31:40):
of drugs. There no toxicology reportjust yet. Police say the man was
given Narcan after showing signs of amedical distress on the way to the hospital.
The exact cause of death has notbeen revealed. Apparently he was just
being you know, all Cony twentytwelve in the middle of the street.
And by the way, that's areference that maybe a lot of you don't
know. Sorry, guy who didCony twenty twelve. He was punching his

(32:04):
monkey naked middle of the street inSan Diego, and then he evaporated,
nonetheless raising a bunch of money.Yeah, and now we don't care,
right. The only time you're gonnacare again is when either I bring it
up or they say Cony died.Anyway, so he was being all crazy,
please show up. They're like,yeah, here's a naked guy being

(32:27):
weird. They arrest him, gethim detained, put him in the squad
car transporting him. He has somesort of They look back and he's probably
foaming in the mouth or I don'tknow, season up. Yeah, they
stopped the car, get out,give him a little narcan. He comes
back to in the hospital and thenhe dies. The thing I hate about
this and maybe they don't. Maybethey just don't know because he couldn't tell

(32:50):
them. I want to know whathe was taking, right, I want
to know what does erratic mean?Right? Because I saw somebody acting strange,
damn near naked this morning drive towork? So what what's the What
is strange and erratic to me aretwo completely different things, right right?
You see somebody yelling at the sun, that could be strange or erratic.

(33:12):
I guess it just really depends onwhat they're yelling at the sun or are
they shaking their fists what they're yelling? Okay, yeah, If you're just
staring at the sun, you know, cursing at the sun with your hands
down, that's strange. But ifyour girl looking at the sun and you're
yelling and cursing at the sun shakingyour fist, that could be erratic.
I'm sure a lot of people dothat today. Oh for sure. I

(33:34):
see a guy beyond anything and notbeyond anything. But to me, erratic
is like right, strange is likewhat's wrong with you? What's wrong with
me? I don't know what's wrongwith To me, those are two completely
different types of crazy. Yeah,like ones like schizophrenic, uh yeah,
yeah, or if you're like pickingup rocks and eating them strange, yes,

(33:59):
erratic, I don't know, Idon't know. All these stories are
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Nine one, eight four six ohKMOD can also text BMMS and then what
you want to say to eight twonine four five. We don't talk a
lot of soccer on this It's notwildly popular, but I was watching the
europe Cup yesterday between Italy and Croatia, and the whole match, Croatia had

(34:51):
the lead. I think they scoredlike maybe the fiftieth minute, but they
they led one. Nothing right,They go into eight minutes of overage,
So the ninety minute match plus eightmore minutes, and at seven fifty five,
Italy scores crushes Croatia's dreams of movingon. Italy, the previous champion,
gets to move on. It wasone of the most exciting things I've
seen in sports. Yeah, itwas crazy to watch. It was so

(35:15):
cool, and beyond that, Idon't know if I have a good reason
for you to watch soccer. Ifind it very entertaining, but not as
entertaining as football. Of all thematches I've watched that was easily the most
exciting thing I've seen in soccer,maybe ever. For the first time in

(35:36):
their thirty year history, the FloridaPanthers are Stanley Cup champs. They won
the Cup last night by beating theEdmonton Oilers two to one in Game seven
on home ice. The Oilers,for their part, were only the third
team in Stanley Cup history to forcea Game seven in the final. A
championship parade is expected to be heldon Sunday. Florida entered the league as
an expansion team in nineteen ninety threeand got over the hump after losing to

(36:00):
the Vegas Golden Knights in last year'sCup final. The Chiefs are moving on
from their troubled defensive linemen. KansasCity has decided to release defensive tackle Isaiah
Bugs following multiple arrests this offseason.The twenty seven year old was arrested and
booked on a domestic violence and burglarycharge in Tuscalosa, Alabama, on June

(36:22):
sixteenth. In May, he'd beencharged with two misdemeanor counts of second degree
animal cruelty in Tuscaloosa. His bailon the animal cruelty chargers was revoked and
he is currently in the Tescalosa Countyjail. I mean that makes sense.
They cut him because he was gettingmore attention for being a Chiefs player than

(36:44):
anything else, because he had theI don't even think he took a snap
with the Chiefs last year. Ohwow. So you see what I'm saying,
right, They're like, why arewe dealing with this guy? Cut
him loose? For sure? Wedon't need that smoke. No, we
gotta Rashi rise. We don't needany help. Absolutely, and the Jets
are also moving on from a memberof their secondary following his arrest in Alabama

(37:07):
for What's up with the Alabama?Following his arrest in Alabama for possession of
marijuana, the Jets released cornerback TayHayes on Monday. The twenty six year
old was booked early Sunday morning andreleased less than two hours later on a
three hundred dollars bond. Hayes signedwith the Jets practice squad last October.

(37:29):
He broke into the NFL as anunderrafted free agent in twenty nineteen and has
also spent time with Miami Dolphins,Jacksonville Jaguars, Minnesota Vikings, New England
Patriots and the Carolina Panthers. Ithink it's so annoying when they need to
designate that a practice squad player hasbeen let go in their headline, right,

(37:50):
thinks sound like he's an actual onthe line player. Yes, it
makes you You haven't you develop anopinion about like, ah, the Chiefs
they win a Super Bowl and theyget all crazy. Sure, yeah,
and you're just like, ah,come on, man, like this wasn't
even a real play. Yes he'splaying, Yes he's on the team.
Yes he probably got a ring.I don't even know if practice squad players
get ring. I think everyone does, even the water boy, I mean,

(38:13):
the water play boy is in thegame. Yeah, I don't.
I don't know if the practice squadplayers get ring. They get the same
ring, right, maybe it's adifferent version. It says. Every player
on the fifty three man roster receivesa personalized Super Bowl ring featuring their name
in jersey number. Coaches, executives, and other key team employees also receive

(38:34):
rings, although some employees, includingpractice squad players, often receive a less
valuable version. They do get one, it's just not as fancy as the
one like mahomes God. Yeah,or what's kill say kil Casie ke Kels
that's it. Yeah yeah, Andif you're on the practice squad, you're
not on the fifty three man roster, no no, you're just there for

(38:58):
the other fifty three men to beatyou up. Yeah, your roleplaying the
enemy, right yeah, and that'syour balls to the wall sports. I'm
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Sports are kind of in this weirdflux. We've got baseball. Of
course, there are some championship soccerthat's happening. The Stanley Cup just ended
last night, and so maybe youneed some sports movies to fill you up.
These are the top sports movies ofall time. Say sports movie,

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what's the one you think think ofimmediately? Lindsay probably The Sandlot. Okay,
Gimpy Necessary Roughness, Okay, Ilove that one. No, that's
that's a good one. Major Leaguewas what popped out in my head,
right, So now let's there's abunch of them. So The Fighter came
in at number twenty. This isthe movie about Mickey Ward played by Mark

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Wahlberg. It is a fantastic moviewhere his brother does a bunch of drugs
and is the really good fighter andhe's got to learn to separate himself from
his brother. And it's a reallygood movie. But it's one hundred percent
about boxing. Yeah. Number nineteen, which I think is too high up
on the list for this Caddy Shackmovie about golf. Yeah, Chevy Chase.

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It is maybe outdated, maybe true, but it is a it's a
classic. It's I think, soI was gonna say timeless classic, but
I mean it's still just a classicmovie. It's one of those ones you
can watch it anytime comes on,right, I guess I look at it.
To me, classic or timeless meansthat if I showed it to the
generation now, they go, ohthis is good. Yeah, And I

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don't think that that movie. Itmight not fall into that category. Definitely
not Caddy Shack too. Number eighteen, grid Iron Gang. I don't know
this movie. It's got the rockin it and it's about a counselor who
works at a juvenile detention facility andturns the young inmates into a football team.
Okay, so like The Longest Yardbut different. I get. Do

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you know this movie? Lendsay,I've heard of it and I've seen it
on Oh it's been I think onHBO Max like it's been, like you
should watch this, and now I'mgood. It's got exhibiting it The Rock.
Kevin Dunn is an actor. Alot of people would know. It's

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got a lot of no name likeup and coming actors. It's like early
two. Yeah, okaybove Caddy Shothuh yeah. Gran Turismo Okay, that's
a relatively new movie based on fromwhat I hear, is a true story.
Guy is playing Grand Trismo video game. Kid is so good, and

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they're like, we want you torace for us. So he does and
he starts racing like actual race cars, which I'm like, how does that
translate? But I guess I meanGrand's Arismo is known for its realistic driving
game. So I'm like, allright, okay, okay, Well Yon

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Matt Martin Burrow is his real name. He's a real person, as Gimpie
said he in twenty eleven, hebecame the third and youngest winner of the
GT Academy competition, beating ninety thousandentrants to earn a professional racing contract with
Nissan. He had no previous motorsport experience, playing only sim racing before

(43:59):
that. I don't know anything aboutit. Yeah, I've only seen the
commercials. I have not seen theactual movie. But it's something I would
be interested in because, well,I have played that game. I do
have one out of them, youknow, So I'm like, all right,
well I could get into that,but I'm waiting for it to come
on to television. First, TomSports movie Ali is number sixteen. That's

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the Will Smith doing Muhammad Ali.Yeah. I've never seen it, so
I assume it's good. The storyof Muhammad Ali's pretty fascinating, especially the
part where he trained for knockouts byletting people knock him out. Yeah yeah,
how do you get better or something? Right? Not that way.
The Hill came in at number fifteen. It is the true story of Ricky

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Hill, the son of a travelingpastor who must overcome physical obstacles to become
make his dream come true of playingMajor League baseball, and apparently it's very
sad. Never seen it, neverheard of it, don't know anything about
it. No, I've never heardof it either. Yeah, that's all

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I got. That's it. Okay, number fourteen, which I can't believe
this is at fourteen because some wouldprobably argue it's the best sports movie of
all time, and that is Rudy. You're gonna say that. I don't
know if it's the best sports movieof all time. It's a nice feel
good movie. It is a feelgood movie with sports. Yeah, yes,
yeah, I wouldn't consider it asports movie. I don't disagree.

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It is about him trying to branchout, and he's the black sheep and
hat never giving up on your goalsto go to Notre Dame and play football.
And if you're ever in South Bendand an event, he will go
and sign any Notre Dame memorabilia youactually have. I must have ten Notre

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Dame hats signed by him, Rudyhimself. Yes, yeah, why Now
why do you have a moutograph?Not? Why does he do it?
Because he's there and you don't wantto his feelings? Like yes, like
because he just shows up and hewant or not sure it's because he's special,

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isn't it. That's so weird.I've never taken an autograph from somebody
just because I didn't want to makethem feel bad. He man has a
movie about him. He's fine.Yah, right, he achieved his goal
of playing for Notre Dame. I'mnot sure. I don't know how you
make him feel bad. He's stilla big deal. Number thirteen, Happy

(46:30):
Gilmore really okay, okay, yeah, I mean about golf. It is
a sports movie. I was thinkingthat, like, wow, it's at
thirteen, But now that you thinkabout it, when you're going through all
the sports movies of all time,I'm happy with Happy at number thirteen.
It's a pretty great sports movie.It's about golf, and you know,

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shooting McGavin, not shooting McGavin.Yeah, shooting McGavin. Have they come
out with a sequel yet, No, No, they're working on. I'm
sure it'll have all of his friendsand he'll be on Netflix and it'll be
a five out of ten. Yeah, it's just an unrealistic sports movie.
I don't know. The part wherehis instructor gets his hand bit off by

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an alligator feels pretty legitimate. Thethe nurse aide taking advantage of his grandmother.
Feels pretty real. Now, maybea hockey guy with that swing making
it not real, but I hearit. Yeah, Hustle number twelve,

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never heard of it. It isan Adam Sandler movie. And he is
a scout for the NBA and hefinds a talented player in Spain. This
is bigger than Rudy then Muhammad Alistory. Okay, Okay, I guess
I'm gonna have to watch it.Number eleven. It's good, you see.

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Hustle is good. Yeah, itis good. It's it's on It's
on Netflix. Any Adam Sander movieson Netflix. He has a Netlix deal.
Yeah, but it is good becausehe founds he finds the guy from
Spain, and the guy that hefinds he's an actual NBA player. But
yeah, he and and Hernam Mongong, No sure, the guy's got an

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attitude and he and he brings himover and and and gets him into the
NBA. And yeah, he's itis good. Did he play in the
NBA? Okay, he played forthe Okay, he the Nuggets, Timberwolves,
Celtic Spurs, Jazz Raptors, Yourmom's school, yeah, school of

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Cosmetology. Yeah. Uh Okay,number eleven, we're not even in the
top ten yet a league of theirown. Okay, is one of the
top sports movies. I love that. I figure to be at least top
ten, but okay, I'm happywith it at number eleven. I don't
like it. It's just it's fine. Yeah, it's not the most amazing
movie, not like Rudy right,not like Muhammed, not like the Grand

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Trismo story. It's an amazing story. Tom Hanks is amazing in it,
Rose O'donnald's amazing in it. EvenMadonna is great in it. You know
what, it's probably the cast becauseit's not even just Madonna or Tom Hanks.
You have There's been movies with greatcasts that aren't good, and you

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wouldn't put it on a top tenlist. True, but it does have
a great cast. Valentine's Day hasa great cast, and that is not
a movie that I would put onanybody's top twenty, unless it's the movie
for movies about Valentine's Day. MaybeCrashing is a movie, a star a

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huge ensemble cast, and it wonan Oscar, but I wouldn't put it
on one of the best movies I'veever seen. For anything about cars or
life. Number ten Top sports Moviesforty two The Truth The Story about Jackie
Robinson. Right, yeah, sure, yeah, I haven't seen it,

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but I mean, look, youdon't have to tell me that it's a
good sports movie. I believe you. I've not seen it. I'm well
versed in his story. I'm sureit's amazing. Yeah. Number nine above
the Jackie Robinson movie about his life. True story, above, Rudy true

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story, above the racing car guywho did a video game became a racing
car guy above Muhammad Ali above aLeague of their Own which is based on
true facts. Talladega Knights comes inat number nine. Yeah, great movie.
Help me, Tom Cruise, helpme with my hands. You know,

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I don't know, man, Ijust wake up and I piss excellence
every day. Right, that's probablywhy, because there's so many memorable one
liners from that movie. If Iwanted our kids to be Pussy's on and
named of doctor Quinn medicine woman,there are yes? Is that pea like

(51:13):
a spider monkey? Is that peakWill Ferrell? Which is peak Will Ferrell?
This or Anchorman? Well? Ithink this? Which one came out
first? This one? Talladagan Knightsdid. Yeah, when did Step Brothers
come out before? Tell? Ohyou think that's in the runningess peak,
Will Ferrell, Peak, Will Ferrell, Yeah yeah, because he was pretty

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it was pretty funny. And StepBrothers for sure. Oh yeah. Anchorman
came out in two thousand and four. Talladagan Nights came out in two thousand
and six. Okay, yeah,I don't know. I think Talladagan Knights
might be peak Will Ferrell. Youmay be right. You may be right,
because they him and uh John cRiley. You know, after that

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they started teaming up doing a lotof movies together, Step Brothers whatever,
and then they came out with thatHolmes and Watson. There's a giant in
turd Yeah, oh god, oh, worst movie ever. Don't he's gotta
be you think, Eddie Murphy,he could argue Mike Myers. He's got
to be the most successful Saturda NightLive. Former cast member dan ackroid Big

(52:25):
Besides besides Blues Brothers, name another, give me two more great dan Ackroyd
movies. Ghostbusters coming to trading places, not coming to American trading places.
So you wanted to there you go, that's good. No trading places.
I forgot about trading places. AndI love that movie My Girl in there.

(52:51):
Yeah, no, you don't missa beat with that, any chance
you can put that that horrible moviein there. Okay. Sports movies.
Number nine was Taaladaga Night's Number eightHoop Dreams. Okay, yeah, it's
it's a fine. It's a it'sabout this kid who goes into like a
white suburban area to play basketball,right yeah. Number seven Warrior who So.

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Warrior is a movie about a guywho has to try and get his
life together. Mma, he's annext marine. It's good, It's okay.
I would hardly put it on ina top ten, much less a
top twenty of best movies of alltime. It's got a great cast.

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Joel Egerton is a great actor.Tom Hardy of course is great. Frank
Grillo's amazing, Nick Noltcy's in it. Yeah, Brian Callen is in it.
It's got a great cast. Ohyeah, yeah, yeah. I
just looking at It's not something thatI I would go seek out to watch.
It's it's about fighting, So tome, it's just the mass appeal,

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isn't there right? Karate Kid atnumber six, Absolutely, that's fair.
That's fair. I figured it'd beup in the top five. I
think I think that's a fair statement. Yeah, Lindsey's guest. Number five
Sandlot, all right, okay,Sandlot's fine. It's a coming of age
movie. I don't consider it asports movie. No, they're kids who
play baseball. It is about themfinding themselves right and overcoming right. It's

(54:22):
coming of age movie, no morethan stand by Me, right right.
It's like saying stand by Me isa train movie. Right. Yeah,
But Benny does go on to becomea professional baseball player, so what it
follows him and his It doesn't followhim, no, because it's following the
other kids, the boys malls.Yeah, if anything, it's it's about
the guy who's narrating it and himbeing small, and he wrote a book

(54:46):
about their lives, right yeah.Number four, one hundred percent. I
always discount this as a sports movie. One is a sports movie, and
that's Rocky oh yeah, oh yeah, and that deserves to be in the
top five. I agree. Numberthree The blind Side. For those who

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know The blind Side Sandra Bullock movie, she's phenomenal. She's phenomenal in it,
and it is the story of MichaelOre who we thought this movie was
about this family, rich family takenin this kid who doesn't have anybody,
only to find out later they trickedhim into signing some papers amongst some other

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things. Yeah. Yeah, andI don't know if it's necessarily a football
movie. It definitely has more football. It's about a family trying to help
somebody out, like being a goodperson. At least that's what we thought.
Yeah. Number three, Number two, Raging Bull. I'll go with

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that de Niro middleway boxer from theeighties. Fan Maybe one of the best
movies of all time. He definitelydeserves to be in the conversation. Maybe
it's not, but it's a prettygreat movie. But I don't know if
you could show it to people today, like twenty somethings today and they go,
yeah, great movie. Yeah,I've never seen this. I could
have an opinion. Number one Rememberthe Titans. Okay, love that movie.

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I don't agree, But it's somuch more than a sport not a
sports movie. I don't think theythose kids play football, But I screen
if you did screen minutes, Ibet there's more screen minutes of them dealing
with race relations in that time andnot on the football field. Why isn't

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Varsity Blues on this movie on thislist, it should be that's all about
football, high school football. Yeah. Yeah, you could say, oh,
it's coming of age as well,but it's centered around football. The
book Friday Night Lights is it's looselybased on Are you sure about that Friday
Night Lights the movie and the book, Yes, totally get it. But

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I don't know about Varsity no Varsitylos An interpretation of guests. Okay,
I've never seen Friday Night Lights.I know there was a book. I
know there was a movie, andthen there was a television series about it.
Yeah, and again that wasn't evenon the on that list and probably
more successful than any of those thatyou listed off. How about the Legends
of Bagger Vance Yeah yeah, howabout Air Bud? Sure about the Air

(57:23):
up there with with Kevin Pagon likeMike right space jam right there we go,
right, that's the sports movie shouldhave been on that list. How
about The Gladiator with Russell Crowe wherehe's he has to box right and he
to try and make it, can'tand he's old and he shouldn't and he
goes on too like that movie ispretty amazing. But Jake Drill and Joe

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No, uh, water Boy,I mean yeah, Hardball with Keanu Reeves.
Ooh the replacements? Sure right right? White Man Can't Yes, White
Men Can't Jump? Yeah? OrHoosiers Kung Fu Panda. Why wasn't Hoosiers

(58:13):
on there? Though? Right?That is a pretty great movie. But
Gene Hackman, Yes, all abouta hue basketball Somebody texting in Rudy is
overrated and boring us. Hell,you shuck your mouth. I cried the
movie every time, every time.Bull Durham wasn't on that list. Field
of Dreams, that's all about baseball. Both of them are well. Field

(58:37):
of Dreams, connection with your likeit's about your dad. Yeah yeah,
but Bull Durham is not the thingsyou will go to to keep a memory
of a person alive. Yeah,yeah, and I get that. But
Bull Durham is about baseball. Uhhuh uh huh. Flower goes in the
front, buddy, Have you seenthat movie? Lindsay yes, any given

(58:59):
Sunday, Yep, pretty great sportsmovie. White Man can Jump, coming
up the rookie for the love ofthe game. The natural, the air
up there? Yeah, what wasthe movie with Nick Nolty? Is that

(59:20):
the air up there where he goesdown to Africa. No, that's Kevin
Bake and I get him mixed uptoo, I get him mixed up.
What's the Nick Nolty movie? Uh? Cool? No, that's John Candy,
which also could have been on thatlist. No, because we said
good, Yeah, that's true.Blue Chips is what I'm thinking. Yeah,
yeah, Blue Chips is a greatsports movie. Yeah. There's so

(59:45):
many sports movies that I that arecompletely getting missed on this list of the
best sports movies. Dodgeball hilarious.That's a great dude, Fox ca at
her Mighty Mighty Dugs. Moneyball isa great movie with Brad Pitt about how

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they changed the game of baseball inmodern in modern times. Blades of Glory
Stop Ten Cup. Sure, yeah, yeah, for sure, I'll agree
with with Tin Cup being on thatlist. Ben did it? Like Beckham

(01:00:28):
that movie at the height of DavidBeckham. It made a star out of
the girl. Oh man, whatis her name? Because she like she
went on to have like an amazingcareer doing other things and she's got a
really bizarre facial express Is that whoI am? I thinking of the right

(01:00:52):
person? Just here a nightly Yeah, bring it on. Cheerleading is a
sport. Well, I'm up forthe argument if you'd like. But I
don't think that that is a greatsports movie. I don't think. I
think for it to be a greatsports movie, a lot of people have

(01:01:15):
to have seen it. Yeah,And though a lot of people saw that
movie, I don't think you canput that same argument the number of people
that saw like Rudy or Caddie Shackor remember the Titans. Yeah that was
when I just saw I just sawit. I just saw it. God
damn it. Where to go?The Bad News Bears? Yeah, either
one of them. Yeah. Ilike the original more so than the remake
with Billy Bob Thornton, but stillcould have been on that list. The

(01:01:38):
program. Okay, let's put thewomen and children in bed and go looking
for dinner. Yes. I thinkthere's two boxing movies called Gladiatory, and
one of them is with Russell Croweand another one is from like the nineties,
Yes, with Cuba Gooding Junior andBrian Dennehy. Okay, yeah,

(01:02:00):
still about boxing. Yeah, maybeI've got the Russell crow one wrong.
But I thought that was called gladiatthe Gladiator too, Gladiator. It was
just called gladiator. Yeah, kickingand screaming. That's a great one.
Yeah, gladiators about actual gladiators.Are you not entertained? I mean that

(01:02:21):
could be a movie. It wasa sport back in that day. Yeah,
yeah, there is. There isa boxing movie about with Russell Crowe
man that I can't find the nameof right now off the top of my
head. I thought it was calledCinderella Man. Cinderella Man. Yep.

(01:02:42):
Yeah, yeah, that movie's reallygreat too. All right, we got
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Sing Sing is the game. Currentrecord is, well, it looks like
Lindsay and I are tied with eightand you have four. Last week's winterna
be a bunch of nobody, Soeverybody's available to play? Nine one eight
four six, Oh KMO D.Comp decide who's gonna be your clue giver?
Nine one eight four six oh KM O D. Good morning,
you're on the air. What isyour name? Good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name? Daniel? How are you today?

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And I'm quite well forbing in yourself? Good? Didn't you just play or
win last week? Not last week? It's been a feel all right?
Who would you like to give clues? Lindsay, Gimpi or Corbyn? Ah,
you know what, Let's give Lindsaya chance today. My sixty seconds
are on the clock. Timer startsafter the first clue. Are you ready?

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He deserves here we go, allright. This man was part of
CCR. Then he went on onhis own and he sang this song about
baseball. Uh rap, okay,it's okay, uh huh think of a
place on the baseball it's a okaythe middle of uh no, oh my

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goodness. Uh you could say thatit's like the middle of the second base
left right, Oh, yes,okay. And then you have, oh
my gosh, what you're gonna dowith all that junk, all that junk

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inside that trunk. I'm gonna getyou drunk, my lumps my hunt.
Yes, okay, oh, anotherbaseball song. And this is what everyone
sings the chorus to and you singit in the bar and it's not sour

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time time time time time two iswhat you got? Might be good enough
for the wind Dan hang on theline. Okay, all right, all
right, good morning, you're onthe air. What is your name?
Hey buddy? How are you?No? I'm great? Good you gotta
be too. Who would you liketo give clues? Gimpy or Corbyn.
Let's go with Gimpy. Sixty secondsare on the clock. Timer starts after

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the first clue. Here we go, Uh, okay, she take my
money? What happ Okay? Thisis an eighties guy and he likes to
tickle the ivories. What instrument isthat? Elton John? No, no,
the other guy. He also sanguptown girl. Yes, what is

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the instrument where that has the ivoriesand the keys? Piano? Man?
There you go? Okay. Thisis an eighties woman. She has an
affection for a type of music thatis not rap or hip hop. If
we play it on this there yougo. Oh hail. Another eighties woman

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singer. She was on American Idolas a judge, And the name of
the song is the opposite of curvy? What is the opposite of curvy?
No, what's the opposite? Likea road? Think of a road.
You have a curve and then youhave a blank straight there you go.
And what's the opposite of down?H straight down? Or straight up?

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Oh? So close? But yougot enough? Don't worry. Doom Town
is gonna be for me to mumorcongratulations, man, you're getting to those
stakes. Sea Chavell, July twentyfourth, at the Tulsa Theater. Hang
on the line, buddon your third. Excellent job, Dan, Sorry man,

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two was not enough today, havea great day, all right.
This is the one that Lindsay endedon gimbee. Yes, this is a
very famous baseball song, even thoughit has nothing to do with baseball.
What's the opposite of sour? Sweet? And then you would say there's a
state out there north and south blank, not Dakota, but the other one.

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I would say. This isn't abaseball song. It is a song
that is sang at baseball games.Center Field is a song about baseball,
right right, right right. Thissong is sporting events, typically Boston best.
Yeah, and it has a partin the course where you can go

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Bob Bob bah right, yeah,Sweet Carol Cla Caroline by the one and
only Neil Diamond. Of course,that's all right. The record now puts
them going to leave with nine,keeps Lindsay at eight, keeps you with
vote tell USA's Morning Show, Goodmorning, It's the Big Man Morning Show.

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Nine four six oh k m OD. Another chance to get qualified
on hundred tickets to one hundred concertsat about ten minutes. We'll be listening
for that queue right now, though. We gotta see what Gimbie has and
it's four by four. Well homesays you that. As Sage reaches a
plea deal, Wiki Leak's founder,Julian Assange has reached a plea deal with

(01:09:05):
the Justice Department that's seeing him gofree after spending five years in a British
prison. According to unsealed court documents, the Shah Assage Assage plans to plead
guilty to a single felony account ofconspiring to unlawfully obtain and dismantle classified information.

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The US charges were part of oneof the biggest publications of classified info
in history, with some of theclassified military and diplomatic materials leaked showing possible
war crimes committed by American forces inIraq. As of right now, he's
reportedly on his way back to Australia, probably already there. What this morning

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he was in Thailand because he's gotto go to the one of the uh
Simonian Samoan islands that we control toanyway, is that he was on the
same j Taylor Swift used to gofrom Japan to the Super Bowl. He
was on her private jet. Itwasn't her private jet apparently. Again,

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I don't know why this is thething, Like why they said this,
Why I know this? Why?I'm sure? I don't know. How
do they know that? Does shewrite like Taylor was here twenty twenty?
Probably take the number of the plane, right, right? Sure? I
like to think that she's in therewith a pocket knife catching her initials into
the side of the plane or whatever. Yeah, what else we guess it
would be dazzled? Yeah, right. The Supreme Court not do when Red

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was here a label maker? Right? The Supreme Court who here? Challenge
on Tennessee gender firming care ban.The Supreme Court will hear a challenge to
Tennessee's ban on gender firming care forminors. The challenge will be taken up
by the High Court during its nextterm, reviewing the decision by an appeals
court that upheld the law of theSupreme Court's next term begins in October and

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ends in June. Decision on theconstitutionality of the Tennessee law will impact laws
and other states as well. Morethan twenty states have restricted gender affirming care
for miners. Says here that Boeing'sstar Liner return has been delayed again.
Over the weekend, officials decided toextend the crew's stay at the International Space

(01:11:18):
Station in order to do more testingand analysis on helium leaks and thruster issues
that the star Liner has experienced.A return date hasn't been set, but
it will likely not return until atleast July. Second official say star Liner
commander Barry Butch Wilmore and his copilot Sunita doesn't have a nickname for her,

(01:11:41):
Williams or him whatever, are notstranded in orbit and are cleared to
undock from the ISS at any timeif needed. Reports say the NASA and
Boeing officials still allow the star Linerto launch earlier this month, while knowing
that it had a helium leak becausethey determined that it was too small to
post a safety risk. Oh sorry, we got that wrong. Now they're

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gonna be up there almost a month. They're only supposed to be like a
week or something. June six iswhen that went up. Yeah, so
what are they doing for like foodstuff because they only have like x amount
for like the people that are alreadythere. No, they plan ahead,
Okay, they plan. Yeah,they prepare, send some extras just in
case two people that show up unexpectedlyget stuck up there. Maybe they're using

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this as a reason to test anexperiment. Maybe so, maybe you tell
me they have not tested how awoman gets pregnant in space, how that
works out, and how it affectsit. It makes sense to zero gravity
and birth and babies and whatnot.And I like where, I don't know
where to go. Even so,let's say that they do have the sex

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up there. God damn when werun out of time. But I'm curious
they have the sex up there,she gets pregnant. Do they give the
berth up there as well as partof the experience. I would think eventually
they will have to do that.But I also think we would notice a
pregnant woman going to space, wellshe would already be in space, right,
you know, but she'd have tobe up there nine months. And

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I'm not clear enough if there's beena couple up there for nine months.
And then on top of that,we got they have to have somebody who
can deliver the baby. And thenon top of that, what are you
gonna do if the baby comes outwith like its arm out of its chest
Because we didn't know that that couldhappen. Do you see what I'm saying
that, Yeah, that would beNow we're talking about a cover up.

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Now I'm in line. Now yougot me, I'm hooked right right all
right. Lastly, here there's anew seven million dollar program unveiled to help
combat truancy in local schools. Bothdevelopers of this program and state leaders said
that absenteeism is not just a localissue, but a state issue as well,
and programs like this cannot only helpthe school's future, but the future

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of each student as well. There'san app that will connect parents and students
to their schools and community resources likechurches and nonprofits that might be able to
step in when a kid needs aride or some other type of help.
The app is expected to be releasedthis summer. I'm curious to where we
rank with states that have the worsttruancy because to me, this doesn't feel

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like a real problem we should befocused on. Just a quick check showed
nine states New Mexico, Arizona,Washington, California, Misissippissachusetts, Texas,
Iowa, Connecticut saw chronic absenteeism ratesdouble between twenty twenty one and twenty twenty
three compared to twenty nineteen. Well, Localahoma fields they have to spend seven
million dollars to try to figure thatout. It's the parents. The Cavaliers

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have found their next head coach.ESPN reports Kenny Atkinson will take over for
JB. Bickerstaff, who was firedafter Cleveland lost in the second round of
the playoffs to the eventual NBA championsCeltics. The sides started work on a
contract and a deal is expected tobe reached soon. Atkinson spent the last
three seasons with the war as anassistant and was previously the head coach of

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the Nets, where he went oneeighteen and one ninety and three plus years.
And that is your Balls of theWall Sports I'm Lindsay on ninety seven
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Back all right. Time for listeneremails. You can always email us show
at kmod dot com. We readan email on the air and give advice.
It's very easy to do Show atkmod dot com. Someone says,
I've been going to my doctor withthis chronic stomach problem. I told him

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what I found online. He toldme that googling medical conditions is an ideal,
and he said that we can managemy discomfort with just medicine or other
items, and that it can't befixed. But what I found online is
solutions that are not typically medical solutions. He's just discounting them because they aren't
connected to big pharma. Do Igo with what I found online and that

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people have said work for them,or do I listen to the doctor He
just wants me to eat better,drink less, get better sleep, and
take this medicine. It feels likehe's just discounting what I'm dealing with people
that deal with chronic problems. Thatsucks. Yeah, that sucks because it

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can make you crazy. Yeah.Absolutely, But if you go down the
rabbit hole of what Google has tosay as well, that can drive you
even crazier. Don't look and finda mole on your body and then google
suspicious mole. You know what Imean. It's just it's nothing but bad
news. Absolutely. Yeah. Welike to joke that when there's something wrong
with you, you have testicular cancer, whether you're a guy or girl,

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because it always feels like, that'sone of the possible outcomes, right,
has the symptoms? Can we makethe statement? Is this statement now accurate?
If you find it online? Thepercentage of it being inaccurate is now
high. I would say yeah,anything, yeah, pretty much, because

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honestly, I don't know who putthat there. I don't know who put
that information on the computer on theInternet. It's wiki, Wiki, Wikipedia
or IMDb. Now the whole Internetfeels that way. I don't trust anybody
on the Internet for anything, right, No, even yesterday I saw a
real of a guy that was watchinga video of a person put Colgate toothpaste

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on an egg, a raw eggin the shell, covered it in toothpaste,
and then covered the egg for twentyfour hours, and when it came
back it was clear. Yes,yeah, I've seen this. And then
he did it. Huh and itworked And I'm still not believing that it
worked. Well, that's different.You still you have no anecdotal evidence.

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You just have what you've seen online, so it could be true. Have
you tried rubbin toothpaste on your eggs? No? No, I'm just I
just don't see how this is possible. Yeah, well science, right,
so I'm guessing I don't know,but to your point, it feels so
that feels outlandish, and we're nottalking about feels outlandish. We're talking about

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man, I really need to seethe inside of this egg, and you
find the solution and you go withit. Yeah, I don't. I
just don't believe. There was athing I saw where this guy was doing
questions for He went and intervened andrescued children that were being trafficked, and
I'm like, that's fascinating, andhe gave pretty good answers. And then

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when people started to go, whatagency did you work for? Right?
His question his answer stopped, uhhuh. And I'm like, in your
I can't disclose huh right, whatgroup runs? Why would you? Why
would any government agency that is doinggood run in secrecy? It wouldn't.

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And if and then on the flipside, if you're some other organization that
does it on a in a roguemanner, I question it. Right,
what was that movie that came outeverybody was all geeked about, and how
he went in did child trafficking?Stopped child trafficking? He created his own
response team and they did all thisstuff, and come to find out he

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wasn't being real honest, He wasn'tforthcoming with his information. He wasn't sharing
that he did nothing to help thesepeople afterwards, Sound of freedom, Sound
of freedom. He wasn't he wastaking a lot of money swindlers, and
that the people he saved weren't reallyin trouble. Which, by the way,

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I guess there's a lot of movieout there about child trafficking. It's
a hot topic. I did notrealize that. I mean Taken, the
movie Taken with Liam Neesen is aboutthat. Okay, Okay, I guess
that makes sense sex trafficking if youwill, child trafficking. But when it
comes to the internet to for it, even if I'm trying to figure out

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how to wire a plug, Iam pro I got to get a couple
of validations right before I go witha solution. I'm not going with hey
to get this mole out of youryard, dump gasoline and light it.
Right. What do we There's somethingwe were talking about the other day and
somebody brought up a solution on whatI should do, and I was like,

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no, because I go back towhen I was dealing with like I
didn't know it was Jocketch at thetime, and they're like, put brake
fluid on it. I was like, you're out of your mind. Why
would I just because you send thatas a solution. You never know who's
on the other end of the keyboardtype in those things. But you I

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think we all go with it's likea professor or like somebody of stature,
not some deranged lunatic. Right now, I'll give it. YouTube is handy
when it comes to needing the Internetfor stuff. Absolutely. There's been many
times I've YouTube something on how tofix x yz. Yeah, but even
then I don't go with the firstresponse. Oh no, no, no,
no no. I mean you gotto watch at least, you know,

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at least two videos. I'm like, all right, well, the
first video and the second video prettymuch are the same thing. So obviously
there has to be something going onhere. If you have a cockroach problem
and you look up how to getrid of them and a guy uses a
blowtorch it will work. Is nota good solution, though, somebody texting
in listen to the doctor. Youcan go from diagnosing an issue to browning

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browning coffins in about seconds online.This guy needs to go with a gastroontologist
and work with his primary doctor.If it's chronic pain, they specialize in
the digestive track. I have afew chronic illnesses with my digestive track,
and I've been living a good lifesince diagnosed twelve years ago. Signed Ryan
Walters, not the superintendent like,oh, he has to specify that,

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right, Shut up and take yoursugar pill, hippie. Reasonable answer.
Listen to the who went to schoolfor years and actually knows what he's talking
about. Nuclear answer. Everybody diesof something. Make sure yours makes the
news. If they have to runa warning before the show, that they
show the footage. Even better,here's one sounds like the person is discounting

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the doctor's education. You're worth moreto your doctors alive, so I wouldn't
think he's steering you wrong. Ifyou want to try something holistic, well
do it. But trust But Itrust my doctor. Right. Here's an
interesting question, Lindsey, do youtrust your doctor? I do one hundred

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percent on everything. Yeah, Ithink that didn't sound very confident. Gimp,
do you trust your doctor when yougo to him? But I mean
yes, I do. I dobecause they went to school for at least
bare minimum eight years, eight yearsto get work they're at all, right,

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and me, I didn't go toschool for any years to learn what
they're doing. So yeah, ofcourse I'm going to trust them. Now
if there is something that, like, uh, I can't honestly, I
can't even think of an instance towhere I wouldn't. Would I have to
get a second opinion, maybe likea cancer diagnosis or something, just to
be safe. But I don't think, I mean that that's not necessarily the

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doctor's fault. Could be faulty testingor something to that effect. But you
know, for the most part,Yeah, but people say I don't trust
doctors a lot. Yeah, butwhy not? Why not? Why the
hell not? I get it.It's practice. We're just practicing. We're
trying to figure it out, right, That's how we got a lot of
the stuff that we have in theworld is just figuring it out or trying

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to figure it out. So again, these guys paid thousands and thousands of
dollars to go to school for damnnear a decade, if not longer than
that. Why wouldn't you trust them? Well, I think people say things
like, well, I don't trustbig pharma, get that. Yeah,
I don't get that at all.You trust a lot of big corporations,

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you get in your car every day,
you give credit card information online.You trust a lot of big companies,
a lot of government agencies, alot of people who take a lot
of corruption influence right every day.But that one, for some reason gets
singled out as no, we can'ttrust them. Oh, they're just trying
to make money off of us andpush their product down our throats. But

(01:25:31):
when it's Facebook, it's fine,right, who's not trying to cramp something
down your throat? I like thisone. Try probiotics. It works for
me, like a yogurt that activiathat Jamie Lee Curtesy's huh, well to
that. There are many different typesof probiotics, and your body and my

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body taking the same probiotic will nothave the same results. Oh, because
we're all different. Yeah, yourgut biome. And I could lead you
down a rabbit hole about gut biomeand whether you were born vaginally or not
and how much it messed you up, but we don't have time. According

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to Kurt Cobain, heroin helps withstomach pain. There are a lot of
chronic issues that have no cure,hence the term chronic. You just have
to learn to live with it.Don't take medicine if you don't want to
get a second opinion. But Idon't. But I don't think you can
discredit that we should all eat better, drink less, and get good sleep.

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That's good advice. Another one afterCOVID. Not all doctors can be
trusted. You always have the rightto get a second opinion from another doctor.
Yeah you do. Actually you wereright. And if that doctor says
the same thing the first doctor said, then well you got your answer.

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Or you can a third opinion,or just run the gamut and go through
every goddamn doctor in the phone bookuntil you finally get the answer that you're
looking for, and then you're deadright right to me, going to the
doctor is a reactionary thing. Youdon't go to the most people. Now
I'll go ninety percent, maybe evenhigher. Don't go to the doctor to

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be proactive. No, No,something hurts or doesn't feel good, that's
why you go to the doctor.That's why they're there. Fix me.
I'm sick and they're chasing their symptomchasers, right so, And I don't
mean that in a negative way.They can only diagnose based off what you're
saying. Yes, and there arecertain diseases, illnesses, sicknesses, things
you're dealing with that are only basedoff what you say. There's no test

(01:27:46):
for it. Schizophrenia comes to mind, and not living disorders. Not everybody's
honest with their doctors. Yes,because of shame, embarrassment, whatever,
Right, you can be tested forgluten disorder. If you have Celiac disease,
they're to know if you have.I'm trying to remember, I don't

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believe it's all based off symptoms.They go, don't eat if that It's
like my grandmother used to say,I'm like, it hurts when I do
this, and she would go,well, then don't do that. Right,
If it hurts when you eat bread, don't eat bread. But I
could be maybe I'm wrong. Iswear they're they're siliac, maybe not sill
like gluten when you have a glutenallergy. There's no test for a gluten

(01:28:31):
allergy. Celiac disease is different toa degree certain things. A lot of
people are self diagnosed with a lotthey self diagnosed that way and say I'm
allergic to this, or I haveADHD, right, or my kid has
autism and they've never they've taken theinformation from an administrator at school, or
they've never had a test done.Right, Right, I'm bipolar. No,

(01:28:54):
you're just a cranky bitch yees.Yes, a lot of autoimmune disease
there's no test for, and theyjust go off symptom information, and so
that's on you. And I alwayslike, I hate going to the doctor
and try to tell them what's wrongbecause I'm like, well, it hurts.
But when I do this, andand then I'm like, am I

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telling them all the right stuff?Right? Do? I guess you got
to keep it out of I'm gettingoff on a tangent here, But this
guy never heard of a second opinion. That's another text that came in.
Let's read this email that came in, and it says that I have been
going to my doctor with this chronicstomach problem. I told him what I
found online, and he told methat googling medical conditions is an ideal,

(01:29:38):
and he said that we can managemy discomfort with just medicine and that it
can't be fixed. But what Ifound online is solutions that are not typical
medical solutions. He's just discounting thembecause they aren't connected to big pharma.
Do I go with what I foundand people have said work for them,
or do I listen to the doctorhe just wants me to eat better,
drink less, and get better sleepit. It feels like he's just discounting

(01:30:00):
what I'm dealing with. Lindsey,get a second opinion if you'd like.
It's your life, bro, butit's not bad advice. I mean,
everyone can benefit from eating better,drinking less, and sleeping more. It's
I mean, really, that isgreat advice from your doctor. But if

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you don't like what they are saying, get a second opinion. Again,
it is your life. Live itthe way you want to. Gibbie,
As a guy who doesn't go tothe doctor that often, it may shock
you to hear me say yes,listen to your guy, dang doctor.
Come on, man, listening tothe internet is nothing but bad news,

(01:30:47):
no matter what the situation may be. I mean, short of you know
how to rebuild a carburetor from someguy that you know posts a video on
YouTube. I think listening to anythingon the internet is just bad, bad
add news because you don't know who'sbeing a troll just to be a troll,
right they believe it or not.There are people out there that are

(01:31:08):
like that. Even the people thatdo like carburetor rebuilding as you're talking about,
and they always learn from their dad. You don't need that screw.
Don't worry about it, right right, even yes, absolutely they don't,
just because it works for them,right right. So I think you should
listen to your doctor, all right. I think that if you don't trust
the doctor, you're going to maybego see another doctor. But definitely again,

(01:31:30):
they paid tens of thousands of dollarsto go to school for almost a
decade to be able to tell youwhat this is, what's going on,
and this is why, how youshould fix it, treat it whatever,
So go to the doctor. Idon't know when we crossed over into certainties.
You can try the doctor solution andpivot to something else, right,

(01:31:57):
it isn't try the doctor solution,and then that's that it's worth trying to
give me and Lindsay's point, theydid go to school longer than you did
on it, so why not hearwhat they have to say and maybe give
it a chance. What if itworks, then you've done all this stress
and anxiety and googling and stress andall for nothing. Also second opinions,

(01:32:25):
you may have a bad doctor.You know what they call a doctor lasting
in his class doctor doctor, andhe's got to or she's got to have
a practice somewhere too. So it'sentirely possible. Just ask your friends and
your yoga group, see what theyrecommend. I'm sure there's an oil that'll
help, all right, songs.It's organic, truly. Just red dye

(01:32:47):
is probably the problem. Coconut oil, probably a seed oil is really the
big culprit. All right, wegot to take a break. Another email
when we come back. Morning showreturn snack Eelsa's Morning Show ninety km o
D, Good morning, It's theBig Mad Morning Show. Four six oh

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kmo D. You can also textbmms and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five listeneremails. You can always email us show
at kmode dot com. This emailthat we have says, I met this
guy at the bar. We wentback to his place. The whole time
at the bar, he was talkingall Dorian Gray with me, Dorian Gray

(01:33:49):
being what lindsay, fifty shades ofgray. Yes, I'm imagining, Yes,
you, and it turned me on. We went to my house and
it was some of the most wildsex I've ever had. At some point
in the night he left without wakingme. I realized the next morning.

(01:34:10):
I don't know his name, phonenumber, anything like that. The bar
we met at was my normal bar, but no one knows who I'm talking
about. How do I go aboutfinding him? First of all, I
know this guy. First of all. In a modern era, to hook
up with some strange person and notknow a thing about them is so wild

(01:34:35):
to me. It didn't even catcha name. I find that bazaar.
But maybe they She probably did catcha name, but the buzz can't remember.
Yeah, caught up. She justcan't remember for the life of them.
So but how do you remember?It was great wild sex? Oh,
you wake up walking funny? Butyou could have fell right or said

(01:34:56):
on something. Yeah, he couldhave assaulted you, like the number of
reasons why you'd be walking funny,not necessarily because of his ability to take
you to Poundtown. But how youfind someone you don't even know if you
don't know their like, how doyou describe them? It was a man

(01:35:19):
with hair, look a look aman like a man He had hair and
blue eye whatever, Like huh right, why does guy bounce out in the
middle of the night, stick aroundin the morning time? Get it war
more and than lee? Nah staytoxic kings. Right, he went in

(01:35:39):
there, he stole some of herkids snacks and they left. Maybe he
was married. Its possibility to Yeah, by the way, how impressive is
it for this guy to throw somedirty dirty talk on a girl he just
met and then like to have thatconfidence that is that's impressive. The kids

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call that riz right, sure,yeah, cats got the I mean,
we all had a slang term forit, cocky air again. Confidence.
Yeah, But to be able todo that and witness it, like if
I was his friend, be like, that's so impressive. Good on you

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to not have a conscience, rightbecause something you ever tried to I don't
know, maybe it's just me,but you like, you're with your wife,
you're trying to dirty talk, andyou're like, oh, I hope
I say the word bitch in theright tone. Orror Dorian Gray is an
Oscar Wild story about a guy whonever ages, but a portrait of him

(01:36:49):
does. Oh okay, okay,yeah fifty right, yeah, yeah.
I've never read the books because Idon't read Christian Gray. Well maybe they're
related. Maybe. Utheless email saidDory and Gray. So maybe it's about

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a guy who never ages, butthe pictures of him do. I don't
know. Yeah, let's be aweird slang to throw around real for real.
Nonetheless, by the way, thanksfor the correction, weirdo, but
I think they've got it wrong.I mean, correct them. It's the
context of the story or the emailsincorrect. Well, I mean they were

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kind of right. It was partof a book. Elam elm l m
A. Oh, hey, Iwas staying in character. Don't worry,
girl, I'll find you. Uh, you don't find him, he finds
you. Okay. It seems tobe a popular answer because that's from two

(01:37:55):
separate numbers. Yeah, if yougo. Maybe it's just not my personality.
But if I meet somebody at abar and I enjoy myself, I'm
not built to just go well thatwas that. I'm just not I'm like
that was fun. I like fun. I want more fun, right,

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But if you want to have morefun with more people, then it's easy
to say, all right, thatwas fun. There's a chance we may
do it again, but probably not. Maybe he didn't have fun. That's
true too. That's true too.She could have had a smelly vagina smelled
like boiled cabbage, and he's like, I'm out. I'm out. I

(01:38:41):
always go to like boiled cabbage withvagina smells. Are you traumatized by a
vagina I have been before? Wewon't talk rather than just like I don't
know. Maybe she wore red doorperfume and she's like. He's like,
I don't like that. She hadEgyptian sheets and he's like, murka,
yeah, yeah, red door smellsbad. Or the boiled cabbage, though
I give it that anyhow, Anyhow, maybe he didn't. Maybe that's why

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he left in the middle of thenight. He's like, I got what
I needed. I'm out. Yeah. Yeah. Also, if it is
Christian Gray that feels on brand too, to just escape and walk away does
because if my understanding the book correctlyI've read the first one was that he

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just bangs like he doesn't want relationships. Right, he wasn't a relationship person.
It's the weirdest book ever. Bythe way, A part with the
tampons so disturbing. Women think it'sso romantic. No, that's all I
got to said they're not party favors. I'll just say that you don't whirl
them around like a spinner. Reasonableanswer. Maybe it was never meant to

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be and you just get to havethe memory nuclear answer. You got to
start throwing that thing everywhere and maybeyou'll land a second White Way men everywhere.
Well, thank you listener. Emailfrom this woman, And to be
honest, I hope I don't knowif it's a woman. I met this

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guy at the bar. We wentback to his place. The whole time
at the bar, and he wastalking all utopian, what is it?
Never ages guy with me, andit turned me on. We went to
my house and it was some ofthe most wild sex I have ever had.
At some point in the night heleft without waking me. I realized
the next morning. I don't knowhis name, phone number, anything like
that. The bar we met atwas my normal bar, but no one

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knows who I'm talking about. Howdo I go about finding him? Lindsey,
Well, I don't think you do. You just wait until he finds
you. Maybe it's Liam Neeson,because clearly he has a special set of

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skills. Maybe not. That mightnot be a thing, especially if it's
not like cabbage right right, whodoesn't like cabbage rolls? Ooh, this
guy maybe he's not even from aroundhere. Maybe it was just he happened
to be in town. If hehasn't been back to that bar, and

(01:41:17):
if that's her regular spot, she'sin there all the time, and you
know what I mean, like hewas just in town and yeah, he's
not coming back, so just keepthat memory and move on. Gimbi.

(01:41:41):
Yeah, you're pretty much just sol, That's all I can say on that.
You know, and you had fun, you did your thing. Here's
your cliche for you. If it'smeant to be, it's meant to be,
it'll happen again. Trust the universe. Blah blah blah. But until
then, X, accept the gooddn that you got and go on about

(01:42:02):
your bitness. That's all you reallycan do. You're gonna drive yourself bananas
trying to find this guy with themagic dong or you know, special setup
skills like this text. Listen,we've all taken a five home and done
dirty stuff to them. He wokeup with the five at five am to
go pee and didn't like what hesaw. Take the w and move on,

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which is entirely possible. Yeah,I think at some point you looking
for this individual becomes obsessive and littlepsychotic. And there is a theory in
the universe. Navy seals learned this. It has to do with like when
they do the dive where they tietheir arms and hands together and they have
to stay in the water for thirtyminutes and not drown, and they the

(01:42:50):
trick is to not panic, nottry, and just let your body sink
and then bounce up to the top. And when you force things to happen
is when they don't work, andtake the w If he pops back up,
he does, and if he doesn't, you have an amazing story.
Also, none of this could havehappened. You could have just been drunk.

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Someone could have spiked your drink.You could have hallucinated. There could
have been a number of things ifnobody saw you. First of all,
it's your normal bar and you goback and talk to the bartender whoever,
and you're like that guy was talkingto They're like, no, no,
what you're talking about. Then theyeither don't like you or that didn't happen.
Right the bar, you go toGimpi, you show up with somebody

(01:43:40):
they know you. And if youwent back in there and was like,
hey, who was the guy anotherperson that's in the bar, they would
go, yeah, he was herefrom like six to ten like that.
They know. Typically the bartenders arelike the adult in new room. They
know what's happening camera things like that. But if you go, hey,

(01:44:01):
can we check the camera footage andthen can you correlate the sales receipt with
when he let that feels crazy?Mom? How'd you meet daed? Wow?
Funny story. We had wild sexand then I tracked him down.
He laid tracks like it was theinto the Pony Express building across America with

(01:44:24):
Chinese immigrants. And then I wentand tracked his video down in his timed
receipt from the MasterCard. And hecouldn't say no because I wouldn't let him.
Crazy man run another one. Maybemaybe she was off in bed,
Yeah for sure, all right,we got to take a break. You

(01:44:45):
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four five. How close do youthink we are to watching football again
on TV? Real football on TV? Because at UFL as not real football?

(01:45:30):
Whoa about two less than two months? That's what I was gonna say,
sixty days give or take. Thissays that I thought that was gonna
be it, and I don't careabout all that. How many days here
we go? I love a goodHow many days to calendar? How many
days until the kickoff of twenty twentyfour? Seventy two days? Okay?

(01:45:54):
Nice? Okay, seventy two daysSeptember fifth, The NFL kickoff September fifth.
That's not preseason, that's the officialseason. Yeah, okay, yeah,
because I think the first preseason game, the Hall of Fame game,
is like beginning of August. Iknow, the Niners play the Titans on

(01:46:17):
August tenth, and that's their firstpreseason game, right, Yeah, it's
something like it's a pretty early game. But even then, I mean,
I still count the preseason as startof football. Yeah. I know officially
it's not, but for me itis. I would count that game is

(01:46:43):
like, even though it's a lotof scrubs, like, it's not you're
not gonna see. I don't thinkyou're gonna see a lot of stars,
no, no, but it's stillin that game. Yeah, it's still
professional football thirty seven days till Enshrimementweek. So that's very soon. Yeah,
it is. That's very soon.I can't wait. I'm so ready

(01:47:04):
for a football right. I've beengetting my fixed with Madden and it sucks.
It's not the same. It's notthe same. Yeah, although I
did watch some of that, likethe Oilers football right on television that they
play at the Bok Center. I'mlike, Okay, it's not the same,
but it's still kind of It looksentertaining enough to where I'm like,

(01:47:25):
I want to go check it out. I want to go see a game.
Yeah, it would be fun.If you've never seen arena football,
everybody should go watch it because itis a it is fun. I've seen
plenty of them there. It's alot of fun to watch them. Yeah.
Play, They're still getting your somewhatfootball fix right. August first is

(01:47:45):
the kickoff game. Okay, soalmost less than a month away. See
we Lindsay has for Balls to theWall Sports. The Raptors will have their
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assists per game, and a keymember of the Nuggets rotation will be returning
to the squad next season. ESPNreports that Denver point guard Reggie Jackson is
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Time to tell the truth. Thisis your opportunity to ask anything you want.
Just remember keep it clean, nobodily fluids, nothing sexual, and

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don't forget. We can and willpass on a question. Let's open up
the phone lines here. You're SCORBNin the gang with all the truth.
You're gonna need nine one eight fourto six o kmode or you can text
bmms and whatever that is to eighttwo nine four five. What's an unwritten
code that men should follow? I'llgo first. What's an unwritten code that

(01:51:06):
men should follow? When you pickup a drill, you gotta hit it
twice. That's fair, that's fair. It's gotta go zing zing, yeah,
every time, whether you picked itup one hundred times that day.
Huh huh. I didn't know thatwas a thing. Oh it's a thing.
Oh it's there's many of these.Do you have another? Do you

(01:51:27):
have one? I mean I feellike I follow that code, okay,
because I use that's at home alot and I do that. Okay.
Well, it's it's twenty twenty four. We're allowing others. Now, yeah,
I feel like not dating your bestfriend's X. That's should still be

(01:51:51):
a thing. Okay, GIMPI man. Going along the lines of the drill,
you gotta click the tongs at leasttwo or three times. If you
see a bag of fertilizer or topsoil or something dog food, even something
that's packaged in a large bag,you gotta slap it just as hard as
you can, right right. Yougotta go outside when you see a helicopter

(01:52:12):
and look at it. Absolutely.If you've got a tape measure in your
hand, you gotta at least oncepull the tape out let it retract.
There's lots of things, yeah,not just helicopters. But if they say
a tornado's coming, gotta step outside. Yeah, yeah, along the lines
of helicopters. When you get outof the shower. Oh yeah, I

(01:52:33):
love that helicopter. Yeah, tellthe truth. Strapping down to a trailer
and hitting the strap while saying it'snot going anywhere totally gotta say that.
Yes, yeah, that came inmultiple times. That came in multi that's

(01:52:54):
a record. We've never done that, where like one that might happen space
in between, but multiple people aretexting that one in. Yeah, that's
awesome. All right, you're forcedinto a fistfight. What's the first thing
you're doing, Lindsey, straightening upmy rings? Why so they hurt when

(01:53:21):
I hit something? I want youto elaborate what that means. Yeah,
making sure there you go. Yeah, okay, forced into a fistfight.
Huh well, I mean I guessgo up and hug them. Yeah,
some people don't know how to handlethat. Did this de escalate the situation?

(01:53:43):
You know? Just start humping them? Yeah? Yeah, hulp their
leg like like a damn poodle.I think you get a fifty to fifty
shot with that one. But becauseit may get your ass with more,
maybe so, maybe so, it'lldefinitely distract them. Yeah, or at
least a little while. Yeah.I thought the code was you take your
shirt off. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well you gotta take all
you get to take the shirt offand the head off. No, like
you know, and like you let'sgo bro right right? Why so they

(01:54:06):
don't tear up your polo yo thewife beater? Right? No, I'm
I think I'm putting my arm likedistance. I'm trying to create distance,
right, because I don't know Idon't know what we're doing, right,
I just got forced into this,forced into a fistfight. What's the first
thing you do? You pull agun on them? Oh gosh, okay,

(01:54:26):
but now we're at gunn fight.Yeah, right, Maybe I feel
like that's changing the parameters. Arethere different disc golf discs needed? Or
can you get away with just usingone in the room. Gimpy is the
disc golf expert, So Gimpy youcan totally get away with just one.
There's been many times I grabbed justa driver and I'll go out and play

(01:54:48):
and I'll use that as my midrange and my putter. All right,
but it does help to have differentdiscs for different shots, right, All
discs are created equal, Okay,just like in regular ball golf. You
have a driver, you have yourirons, and you have your putter.
You're not gonna drive with your putter. You could, you could. To

(01:55:11):
your point, you could. Youcould, exactly, You're not gonna put
with your driver. You could,but the results aren't gonna be the same.
So to answer your question, yeah, you could only use one,
but you should probably have at leastthree. Is it a dramatic advantage to
use a driver disc like it isto use a driver in ball golf.

(01:55:32):
Uh, because if I use aif I use one club the whole time,
there are many disadvantages. Absolutely,But is that and does that hold
true? It does help, ofcourse, but it's a dramatic difference if
I try to tee off with aputter, absolutely, And if you're trying
to put with a driver, youryour shot could go a little longer than

(01:55:53):
what you expected it to be,or it could you know, hook a
way that you wasn't expecting it,because it's not may for those short shots.
What's different about the discs in discgolf? Is it the weight of
them? Or is it the sizelike the real pretty much the same size,
I think, And yeah, allmy discs are the same size diameter

(01:56:13):
wise. It's just weight wise andshape aerodynamics of it. And some have
a curve down more, some aremore flat, right right, Your drivers
will be a little more sharper onthe edges, as suppose your putters or
are more rounded and dull. Yeah, yeah, what song? When it
starts you think you're sick of hearing, but halfway through you're singing along mine,

(01:56:36):
mister brightside, that's a texa camein? What song? When it
starts, you think you're sick ofit hearing it, but halfway through you're
singing along. Probably, Uh,shut up and dance with me. Shut
up and dance with me that one? Okay, GIMPI don't think of anything
off the top of my head.Uh, what is that? Five hundred

(01:57:01):
miles would proclaimers? Yeah, offthe top of my head. I can't
think of a song I'm sick ofhearing. I can't think of I know
the song will end in three anda half to four and a half minutes,
so I typically don't change it.Yeah, I just hit skipped maybe

(01:57:26):
one of the kids songs I getplayed in my house someteen times. But
even then I rarely change it becausethere's three other people that might like it
in the car. If you're forcedinto a fight, there are no fist
only rules. True, but wesay a fist fight, right, So
there are fist only rules that apply. What's one thing you'd buy regularly if

(01:57:55):
you had unlimited money. What's onething you would buy regularly if you had
unlimited money. Ah, probably expensethe most expensive meals and eat out,
eat out all the time, dinnerout at restaurants. I wouldn't cook gimbi

(01:58:23):
top shelf liquors. Yeah that too. No, no, unlimited my money.
Yeah, we're talking the best ofthe best. You know. I
found a bottle of tequila that waslike twenty five hundred dollars for a bottle.
Yeah. How big was the bottle? About maybe a fifth? Maybe
a little bit bigger. No,way, it's worth it. Yeah,

(01:58:44):
no's here's buying status at that point. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not going
to spend twenty five hundred dollars ona bottle of liquor. But if I
had unlimited funds, I would sure. Why not. Let's try it,
Let's see if it's worth that's twentyfive hundred dollars. I know somebody who
paid fifty dollars for a single servingof tequila once. I was like,
you were damn crazy. Yeah youdon't. I don't think you waste your

(01:59:09):
money. Do I personally think youget to be spending your money on better
things? Sure, but I don'tthink you waste your money. Even the
music tunes thing. You spent waymore than you should have. I know
that brings you a lot of joy, So I don't think you're wasting it.
Now, if you did that muchon a bottle liquor, I would
probably try to friend intervene and belike, bro, what do you like
I have with vasectomy? Like Iwould interview and be like, bro,

(01:59:31):
come on man, right right,But again, this is unlimited funds,
so yeah, yeah. Even then, even then, like Brewster's Millions,
John Cannon intervenes like, what arewe doing right right? Yeah, helicopter
rides everywhere? Okay, cool,Yeah, we're gonna go get somebody'll take
the helicopter. Yeah, it getsto the right. When's Cormyn gonna get

(01:59:53):
here? Here? That would beamazing showing up at Patty Hill part right,
Hey, can you guys pick meup? Uh huh? I love
to land with the parking lots.Right, I'll drop a rope right,
put thetle vest thing around you.I'll have a guy with like that cool

(02:00:14):
helmet. Totally make a big difference. What's your most hated song? Mine
is Sweet Child of Mine by GN r Oh Broccoli. I think that's
what it's called the broccoli Broccoli.It's it's a rap song. It's in
our system. Broccoli who sings it? Is it a famous song? Yeah,

(02:00:41):
it's broccoli. It's horrible, LittleYachtie, Yes, that's the one
I and I don't like the wordhate because to me, hates like murder.
But I strongly dislike this song's beenmaking plays the shades of gray.

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But I know you're no more slogangone chosen from the concorro Does it say
broccoli? Does she fell it inhor toes? I'm a real young from
the six really young young from thesixth I want to hear him say broccoli.

(02:01:29):
I want to hear a rapper saybroccoli like I bet you can't fit
broccoli into a song. Watch mein the middle, little of me and
broccoli. Come on, Yeah,I know your baby mama front of me.
You want to do it for thatbroccoli? Okay, here you go,
all right, smoke the broccoli.I've heard Chronic called many things,

(02:01:55):
but never broccoli. I'm sure LittleYachti is very cool, Sure, but
to use the word broccoli for weedsounds like something I would do, unless
it's something else on the Urban Dictionarythat I don't know of. I'm glad
a little check it because I amintrigued that. Hey, what's the song

(02:02:17):
broccoli? Hau? What do youmean? You know the weed. Uh,
hey, Steve, what is thewhat is little yachty song that we're
gonna put out in the second quarter? It looks like he's got broccoli down,
sir, broccoli? Why what dowe broccoli would like? Jeddar?

(02:02:41):
Yeah, broccoli, smoke weed.Told a doctor, I am a healthy
kid. I smoke broccoli. Kodekblack thank you. Yeah. Sorry,
I'm not cool. I'm not likeI don't get that. No, I
think I'm cross seen into that arcwhere I hear things. I'm like,
I get it. Wherez is one? I'm like, huh huh, Okay,

(02:03:08):
Gimby, what's your song that you'rethat you most hated song? Hey,
Jude, Huh. I just wantedto pick something by the Beatles.
I could have said anything in theBeatles catalog. That was the first thing
that came to mind. But youyeah, you're just picking a Beatles song.
K basically the Wall okay by ThankFloyden. Yeah. I think a

(02:03:30):
lot of people just like because theythink they have to what fast food restaurant?
Should you absolutely never drink the coffeefrom? Oh that's a question.
Oh huh what restaurant? What fastfood restaurant? But the drive through.
Just have a drive through? Shouldyou absolutely never drink the coffee from I
got it? Okay, Well,hold on, because I want to deduce

(02:03:53):
this, abmitute, because there aresome fast food restaurants that are known to
have good coffee. I think dunkinDonuts falls into that category of a restaurant
that's fast food, and they're knownfor their coffee, right, and it's
good. Right. I believe MickeyD's is known for their coffee coffee and
I hear you get beefs. Itcan be subjective, however, they have
that coffee in the grocery store tobuy, right right. They don't sell

(02:04:15):
Carl's Junior coffee in the grocery store, right right, All right, lindsay,
what do you think you know?The only thing I've ever the only
other fast food coffee that I thinkI've ever had is Burger King. So
I guess I'll have to go withthat. So not drink Burger King's coffee,

(02:04:36):
Yeah, because I don't know anythingabout the other places. No,
that's fair. I don't order alot of coffee from fast food if I
go through a drive through to getlike a breakfast sandwich or something or not
a burger, I'm not getting coffee. Yeah. Usually I'll get like a
soda or juice or something. Yeah, all right, give me what he
got Wendy's. Oh yeah, youdon't. You don't think of coffee when

(02:05:00):
you think of Wendy's. No,you think of maybe chili or the frosty
or a baconator. Yeah, butnever coffee. So I imagine that their
coffee is not exactly the greatest.Yeah, Taco bell fair, I don't
feel like you would want to getcoffee there. Spicy and coffee rarely go
together, go together very well.Good point. And if their tacos do

(02:05:24):
that to you, imagine what theircoffee is gonna do. Truth. Some
brams, somebody texting Sonic has theworst coffee. I'm surprised Brohms because they're
known for their breakfast stuff and I'vehad their coffee and it's not bad.
It's not weak. Yeah, We'vetalked about coffee is so subjective. It

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might be one of the most subjectivebeverages out there, because it can be
good and be weak and people loveit, and it could be strong and
people love it. Right, peopleare like, oh, I love a
good gas station coffee. Gas stationcoffee sucks. And then people are like,

(02:06:06):
well, Starbucks coffee sucks. Sure, whatever you say. Hell.
I was thinking this because we wentand ate at Big Biscuit last week and
we got two coffees and it wasseven dollars for two coffees. Yeah,
and I'm like, people, giveme hell for eating Starbucks. Such your

(02:06:26):
face. Yeah, this is moreexpensive than the coffee I get at Starbucks.
Yeah. I seen the Starbucks coffeecup thing going viral again. I
don't know what that means about asmall cup, medium cup, and the
big cup. Like people's inability tounderstand, they have a different vocabulary for
it. No, the fact thatthey're all the same size. Oh,
that's not a Starbucks thing. That'severy restaurant thing. Every restaurant's cup size

(02:06:50):
is questionable. Yeah, okay,you think you're getting more, right,
but it holds more ice. Right. That's why the real hack is when
people are like, no ice,so you get the most. Yeah,
Dunkin Donuts coffee sucks. I don'tthink you're alone, and I leave in
that. No, I don't likeit. This is the songs I'm sick

(02:07:15):
of hearing. But continue to singWonderwall Man Come on you're on your deathbed,
what are your final words? Lindsey, it's been real. I love
you, most likely gimb delete mysearch history. I mean, it can't

(02:07:43):
be a long sentence, right right, Yeah, I hate this question,
Like if all the philosophical questions getasked, I really hate this one because
that implies I know the end iscoming. And if I know the end
is happening, I'm not gonna sayI love you. It will be part
of what I say. But Ifeel like there's so much I'd like to

(02:08:03):
say in those final moments, andyou should probably also say it way before
then anyway, but I'll go withI love you to answer the question,
like like, you know, hey, the riot's come into it. It's
come over the top of the hill. I mean we've heard the air brakes
kick on right and then and clankclick click clanks to go in and you're

(02:08:24):
like, okay, I love you. How many times do you think people
have said their final words but couldn'tget it all out, or their tongue
got tied up because their muscles arerelaxing because death is intimate, and they're
like, hey, probably every time, or they're like, no, I
want your son to be the king. Yeah, right, yeah, that's
House of Dragon's reference, by theway, but right, like so and

(02:08:48):
they they did this thing recently.It's a really great video and it talks
about how he plays this jumbled wordand he and he's like, what do
you hear? And you can't hearanything, And he goes this time listened
for the word wi, and heplays the same thing and you hear wei,
and then he says, now,think of the word. I'm making

(02:09:09):
the word up because I don't knowwhat to remember what it was, but
you know, we love them,and then he plays it again and it's
we love them. And they havescientific evidence to show that once you're told
what to look for, you'll hearit. Yeah, it's Jesus toast Man
exactly, Like now they have provendata on this. And so when you
hear like you know those ones yousee online that are red fern, green

(02:09:31):
fern or something like that, andthen you hear it, and you're like,
you're picking one already in your brain. And I think the same thing's
true. In the end, whenyou hear somebody they're like, you're like,
oh, they said, I loveyou so much. You've been a
great son to me. Yeah,it's like on Vegas vacation with a guy
wins the big jackpot and then hedies and he's like I think he said

(02:09:54):
take the ticket. Yeah, butthen he wakes up and winks at him
because he's in the mafia, right, he's trying to go into hide.
People were like, wait, whatall right, we got to take a
break. We'll be back. Tellus this morning show. Good morning,

(02:10:18):
It's the Big nine Morning Show nineone, eight, four to six KMOT.
I saw this story earlier. Isaw the headline, I should say,
and I was like, oh,that's interesting. But when you dig
into the story, it's it hasa little uh Walter White in it.
And this the headline is eighty eightyear old man sentenced to prison him for
a roll and two bank robberies.So this happened in Montana and he got

(02:10:45):
sentenced plus a three ninety two dollarsin restitution for his role in two bank
robberies that happened last August. Thecourt documents say that the code defendant,
a six year old man, enteredtwo separate banks demanding money, and police

(02:11:07):
responded to the scene and pursued themin their car and when they got pulled
over. The eighty eight year oldman whose last name is white Cloud,
was the one driving, So he'sdriving the getaway car. Right. All
this feels like standard bank robbery procedures, right, and then it gets into

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this. Apparently the kid that robbedthe banks is this eighty eight year old
man's grandson, and he had servedtime in two thousand and eight for robbing
banks, and he recommended to hisgrandson that they rob banks to make money,
as he'd done in the past.He said he would tell him which

(02:11:50):
banks to rob and that he wouldbe the getaway driver. Okay, here's
where I think it gets a reallyfirst of all, eighty eight years old,
two years and p I'm not sayingyou should get a mulligan, but
a little bit of a break maybe. I mean maybe a prison with a
lazy boy. I don't know,one of those seats that come up so

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he doesn't have to sit all theway down. He's eighty eight. It's
really old, but also apparently oldenough to drive a getaway car. But
not really because he got caught anyway, I'm imagining he's not getting away very
fast. No, No, Imean, clearly he didn't learn his lesson.
Okay, well we'll circle back tothat. Okay. So he apparently

(02:12:35):
suffers from massive health issues including stagefive lug cancer that's in remission, chronic
obstructive pulmonary disease, hepatitis C,high blood pressure, arthritis, and scoliosis,
and it requires the use of supplementaloxygen and has limited mobility. And
he's after Robin Banks. No,he's driving the getaway vehicle. Yeah.

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He's had three criminal convictions, includinga felony for criminal mischief after he discharged
a firearm and a victim who caughthim and another person stealing out of the
victim's trucks. Attorney's like this,this guy's out of pretty crazy life despite
all of his illness and bad stuff. He should go to jail. Okay,
I agree with that, But he'spretty he's he's paying the price.

(02:13:24):
Oh yeah, I'm not saying heshould get a pass. I don't want
that misinterpreted. Like, but alsohe's like, I'm gonna die. Let's
rob some banks. I'll tell youwhich one. Worst case scenario, you'll
get ten years, you'll be outat thirty six. Best case scenario,
we get some money. And Ilived the last few years. Yeah,

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I'm not saying what he did wasright, but I get it, Yeah,
I get it. To go backto what Lindsay said, this is
there is a the wrong. Itis the wrong. It is a it
is a misguided piece of education thatcriminals learn their lesson by going to jail.

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Right. No, they usually endup backing joke because that's the only
likely know right. I think it'seven more complicated than that one. There
may be a certain amount that Ithink the prisons, in his senses,
are about to deter other people fromcommitting crimes. It's not to reform the
ones that are in it. Additionally, the ones that do go in when
they get out, they have ahard time finding jobs, getting cars,

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getting insurance for their cars because theyhave felonies. And then they're like,
well, I got to figure itout, and so then they break into
cars and steal people's tools and dowhatever to make ends meet. Not condoning
it, and I'm just saying thesystem is broke at the beginning. But
he clearly had a car. Yes, because he's a criminal, that doesn't

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mean he bought it. And hewas out for a while, so he
could have figured it out or someonebought it for him. I'm not saying
people can't figure things out. I'mjust telling you that don't go with the
idea that because you serve time,you learn your lesson right right, all
of a sudden you're on the straightand narrow and get it. I know
very few people like you know whyI was in there. I really learned

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read a lot of books. That'show I became a lawyer. There was
a guy telling the story on TikTokagain take it for what it's worth.
But he was talking about his momabandon him, and his mom abandoned him
and his sister, and then hewent through the foster care system. And
then when she got out of jailfor drugs, they lived together again,

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and then she met some guy ata bar, and then she left again
and they were like ten, nineand ten, and they lived in the
house by themselves for almost a yearbefore their aunt and uncle came and found
out they were living there by themselves. The water got shut off, he
got shut off, they didn't havefood. They had had to figure out

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out, right, crazy story,yeah, come to and then she kills
this guy she ran away with,and he talks to her on the phone,
and he's talking about how he communicateswith his mom, and he says
to her, she doesn't feel bad. She feels bad for leaving her kids,
but she didn't feel bad for killingthis guy because she feels like he
deserved it. I think the numberof people that go to jail rarely go

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I learned my lesson because jail's sucha heinous place. I would say prison
more so than jail. You getlocked up in county over some unpaid party
tacks, you'll learn your lesson fromthat. You learn to pay your tickets.
You end up in jail because yougot cod driving under suspension, you
learn, you know, all right, cool? But yeah, probably with

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your hardened criminals, your murderers,your butt rapers and stuff like that,
Yeah, they probably don't. Ithink that's fair to say that you could
get scared straight in prison. Yeah, but again, if that's the life
that you know because you grew upin an impoverished neighborhood, right and you
have to steal to make it,you know, you have to sell drugs

(02:17:09):
to make it or whatever, thenyeah, that's all that you know to
do. So you go in,you do your time, you get out,
you start doing the same thing thatyou only know how to do.
You get caught again, you're backin again, right, that's right.
Or think about organized crime. Peoplethat participate in organized crime don't think they're
doing anything wrong. Yeah, peoplethat are part of organized crime think the

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rules don't apply to them. Right, you could argue they don't apply to
any of us. Go look upwhat is it called the sovereign citizens?
Right? Oh god, that's adamn TikTok hole that I hate stumbling across.
Yeah, because if you do it, then you're stuck in it for
a while. You're like, Igotta look at some some people finding their

(02:17:58):
dead pets like that to straighten itout. And the sovereign citizens one,
nobody's a sovereign citizen at all whatsoever. They're just people that call themselves that
so they don't have to well theysay they think they don't have to obey
the rules, right of the world. Right, But nobody's making a Martin
Scorsese movie about sovereign citizens. They'remaking it about the mob, right,

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right, same thing. Yeah,they both don't think the rules apply to
them. True, true, Buta Martin Scorsese movie about sovereign citizens would
be bullying. Yeah right, itprobably would start Leonardo Dicamprio. It'd be
very gory. Right, all right, we gotta take a break. We'll

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be back. The Big Med MorningShow returns next Tulsa's Morning Show ninety D.

(02:19:18):
Good morning, It's the Big ManMorning Show. Some breaking news that
I just saw that I thought you'dall like to know because for a lot
of us, this person played apart in our upbringing. And that is
that Shifty shell Shock has died.And if you standing out in the crowd,
so from crazy Town found Deadnis home. It was a mess, Lindsay,

(02:19:41):
rug overdose. It hasn't It hasn'tbeen clear. But the last couple
of videos you've seen of him inline, you're like, whoa bro?
Get it together? Not that helooked like he had it together at all
anyway together. Yeah, but I'veseen some of young girls dressed dance like
horse to the song. Oh yeah, all right, Lindsay, what you
learn today? I learned there's aneighty eight year old bank robber who survived

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ten years in prison. He's livingwith stage five lung cancer, hepsi,
scoliosis and going back to prison fortwo more years. At eighty eight years
old, proving once again only thegood die young. And also, if
you don't want mister good Sex toleave you in the middle of the night,

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then you got a hook to iton that thing. Gim be what
you learned today. I learned thatLindsay does all the droolling in her house,
but in a related note, shedoesn't like being moist in bed.
I learned it's going to be sohot today that truck, the ice cream
truck's going to just be called thecream truck. Ew And I also learned

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that in finding out that broccoli isanother name for a week, got me
thinking of my favorite vegetable joke.Oh yeah, what's that? What's the
hardest part about eating a vegetable?I don't know what is it? The
wheelchair? It's Corbyn saying make surethat dishwasher is loaded right, it's Lindsay
stop tracking my cycle. This isskimpy and I'm sorry to thank you,

(02:21:13):
thank you, thank you, tookbaddy. Can I get a call?
Yeah, it should make a noiseinto your password. Cor New Messages.

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The Big Mad Morning sho would liketo take a minute to thank troops from
Oklahoma and all over the United States. These soldiers have sacrificed. Give the
big mad morning show before you toback like the total douchebags that they are,
total douchebag bag, total incomplete douchebag. We honor and respect you and
respect you. You rock and roll. I'm bless Tulsa. We try boys,

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so god damn good. Yeah.I noticed you got two of them
over there. Man, Yeah,I should have. I thought about him.
I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna be nice and
I'm only gonna take one. There'slike one other full box. I'm going
back for more than somebody brought.Crispy creams is what we're talking. But
you can't go wrong? Is itall? The original was? It was

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the other box? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so there you go.
Yeah, the original is the wayto go. When it comes to Chris
Creme donuts, they're they're other ones, they're their specialty donuts are not that
good. I don't I don't disagree. You want specialty, you gotta go
Duncan. Duncan donuts are not thatgood. Now. Duncan itself is not
that good. Their coffee blows dick. Their donuts are not good at all

(02:23:07):
whatsoever. It seems some of theirdonuts are pretty good, but I don't
disagree that overall. I would saythat in the donut world, they're not
that great. Their donut holes areawesome. They're jelly filled donut holes are
so good. Yeah, their coconutdonuts are super good. I'm out.
I'm out. Donut Dunkin is noton my list, not even in my
top five of donut places to goto. Well, people always talk about
Daylight being this great donut shop,and it's fine, but it's like a

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bill and rous. Some of themare good, some of them aren't right
right right right when if you wantjust straight up good donuts, Krispy Kreme
is the way to go, andthen it would be Duncan or not Duncan,
but fucking Daylight yeah as my numbertwo. And then outside of that,
I like to go to these likelittle mom and pop shops. Yeah,
little donut shops like they had thatone on Main Street and Broken Arrow

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for the longest time. Was thatSugar and Spikes or some shit like that.
I forget the name of it orwhatever, but that was a good
little shop. But Duncan is fuckingharder. I would rather eat a fucking
Walmart donut as opposed to a Duncanin tuls So. Livy Lee's Donuts is

(02:24:13):
pretty good. There's They've got somelocations around town. They make some pretty
good donuts. They are kind ofa daylight donuts place, but Big Baby
rolls over by tu It might bethe best donuts that I've had in town.
Okay, I take your word forit, because you are a donut
kind of sewer. I'm pretty nerdyabout them. Yeah, I've thought about,
like, if this ever fall apart, doing a donut shop, why

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the hell not? Why the highlighterearly morning hours. Yeah, yeah,
it works out. You still gotthe whole day rest of you. And
people love fucking donuts. Yeah,you know, And and it doesn't matter
where you're at and people pick them. Hey, there's a donut shop right
there, let's stop. Yeah,you know, unless it's a Duncan,
then I'm not stopping. Well,that fucking Winchells grew up Onnchs. I

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grew up on Winchells too. They'refine, They're good. Yeah, you
won't find any around here. Idon't think you'll find any anywhere. Are
they still leaving a thing? Ithink they are in like some some locations,
like I think they may still havea few in in California. Have
you had or taken the girls toOkimochi Donuts. I don't even know what
that is. That's on Memorial nextto it's in this same type of shopping

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center as played Again Sports And theyare really oh it's they're really really,
really fun and divine. This saysthere's a Winchles Donuts in Tulsa. Why,
I've never heard of that one.I've never heard of either. It
says here there's one inn Enid.Now I have heard that before, But
I'm not going to drive fuck likean hour and a half two hours away

(02:25:39):
for donut. Yeah, two hoursaway for a donut. Yeah. But
well, I mean maybe that's maybemaybe they're maybe their donuts aren't the greatest.
I remember growing up and we'd alwaysstop buying Winchles and we'd get one,
like when my dad was taking meto school in the morning. So
maybe that's where I get it from. That's why I would like to have

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it. But what was the nameof the place, you said, Lindsay,
Oki Mochi, Well, Mochi's anice cream. Well, this is
a donut shop because Mochi donuts,because again Mochi is an ice cream.
Yeah, but isn't it like becausethey have the ice cream balls in the
frison section. I know what you'retalking about. But those have like don't

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they have like a like a flowerycoating over them. Yeah, so maybe
that's what it is. Maybe itis like Mochi donuts donut ice cream with
a donut shell. So this lookslike a bunch of donut holes put together
to make a donut. Okay,Sugar Lamas. Sugar Lamas is another one,
little tiny donuts. Yes, Ifeel like such a bad ass because

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I ate, like, you know, two dozen of them by myself,
and I like Oki Mochi better thanSugar Different. They're different. Well,
I mean you get the sugar Lamasis tiny donuts. Sure this is not
that right, No, but youget the light that's the same type of
flavoring. Okay, I get whatyou're saying. The Tappings donuts, I've

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never heard of this. There usedto be a phenomenon donut shop near the
old radio station kind of in theLittle Mexico area. Yeah, and I
went by. They had the besticcene. Their donuts were super like still
warm, so good, right,And then I went in there one morning
waiting for them to come out fromthe back because you know, it's so

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early, and I saw some cockroachescrawl across the inside of the glass and
I was like, I see youlater. Yeah, no, because I
know they exist. Yeah, cockroaches, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
know they're in every restaurant. Myfirst day in Tulsa when I moved here,
stopped into an Arby's and one wascrawling in the fountain machine and I

(02:27:54):
turned around and I was out dryingmy cup and the left. I know
there. They exist. I knowthey're in every restaurant south of the Mason
Dixon. Bugs exist. I justwhen I see it, I can't continue
on right, right, right,we have to break up. I uh.
This is when I was working atthe club, the Brickhouse, what

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the first club I ever worked at, And the boss and his wife were
like, hey, why don't yougo to breakfast with us at the waffle
House? And I was like,and this is before I really had a
nice respect for waffle house, becausenow I fucking do. Man, I
love the waffle House. I willpick the fucking waffle House over a Denny's
what or what iye hop any day? What earned this is steam respect?
I don't know. I don't fuckingknow, but there's there was a turning

(02:28:37):
point in my life at some pointin time where I'm like, and maybe
it's because the iye hop started suckingass really bad. Village in has always
been kind of that's why you don'tsee him around anymore and all whatsoever.
Hell they shut that I Hop downon seventy first. It's no longer there.
Yeah yeah, yeah, one dayit's there. I drive by the
next day coming over mark Yeah,and it's it's good. It's done,

(02:28:58):
donezo empty. Yeah. So anyway, they're like, come to the wall
of them are very the one inthe wasso is dead all the time.
It's not good. It's not goodfood. I've had their breakfast foods.
I've had their dinner foods, theirlunch foods, all across the board.
Meh meh. That's all I cansay about it. So anyway, they're
like, hey, come to thewaffle house with us. We'll have you

(02:29:18):
know, we'll leave blah blah.And I'm like, oh no, a
brount the waffle house. They're like, we'll go to this one over here.
It's brand new. It's the cleanestwaffle house that you'll ever be in.
And I was like, all right, all right, I guess you
know, because when the boss youknow, offers you to go out to
breakfast with them, you fucking doit, right? Why not? And
we sat down, I'm like,all right, it seems to be all

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right, and then there comes theore, a little six legged friend crawling
across the table, and it wasthat at that point in time, I've
decided that when you open up awaffle house, they're like, here's your
food, here's your dishes, andhere's your box of roaches. It comes
with the business. I mean,when you have it's it's just the thing.
They just exist around food. Youdon't want to hear this. They're

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in your house, they exist.They just exist in times when you don't.
If you see one, you've you'reway past the problem, right right.
But they live so many things liveunder your house that you don't know
about, in your walls that youdon't know about, and they come out
at night when you're sleeping. Onetime on the show, we went through
a rabbit hole and started looking upbusinesses. On the show, on the

(02:30:26):
Tulsa Health Department website, and wewould let people call up about restaurants and
we would look and go, uh, I wouldn't go there, like we
wouldn't go into the details. Right, And that's one it's your favorite spot,
yeah, because one of our favoriteplaces to go eat was there on
the list. It was right nextto the old radio station and it was

(02:30:50):
on there, and I was like, I can't not, right, I
haven't seen the problems they're talking about, right, I don't let that stuff
slow me down any you know,if the food is still good short of
you know, you're getting sick becauseof the food that's made there. Right,
If people are starting to get sick, and when I say sit,
you don't have to die, right, but getting okay? Yeah, getting

(02:31:15):
at least the threshold that you willstop going to an establishment. Yeah,
I think you're about right. Goddamn. If they're known for like food
poisoning, if they have like,you know, a dozen reports consecutively,
you know, I'm not going tosay like they had one in January and
then maybe another one and you knowOctober or whatever, they're spaced out.
But if it's like every month thereis a case of food poisoning coming out,

(02:31:37):
then yeah, I'll probably be like, yeah, I don't think I'm
gonna eat there. But for themost part, listen, these people are
just trying to just trying to makeit. Well, that doesn't mean anything.
You can be a bad individual tryingto make it. Yeah, and
their food is still good, sotherefore I want to eat it. Ah,
I'm going to eat it. I'mnot married to places like that,

(02:31:58):
Yeah, I will. Glad.Like, if it came out that Krispy
Kreme was the funders behind the AryanBrotherhood, I'd probably be like, well,
they were good, that's it.I'm not gonna stop eating their donuts.
I'm just saying, if they findout that they you're funding the Aryan
Brotherhood, you're gonna be like,well, okay, yeah cool. I

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mean, yeah, that sucks.They get poor business decisions, but god
damn, they're good fucking donuts.You know. Even if they were funding
communist China, I'm like, Iwill communists China, what happens there doesn't
really affect me directly. Yeah,but our favorite Dona place just happens to
be funneling money to them and fundingtheir communists, you know, agenda.

(02:32:43):
I just feel like that's not asbad as like actual racism within our border,
like the backing of destroying you know, to prosper ones colored skin,
like that feels a little more closerto home. I think I'm still gonna
hit the donuts. Man, Areyou eating if you find out your favorite
place is back in the Arean brotherhood, no disrespect to our own brotherhood.

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Listeners right now. If that's yourthing, man, we want all the
war so you can do anything youwant. It's not a life I choose
to live right right. Listen,I'll your skinhead donuts man. I mean
I went for I went for astint of not eating Chick fil A.

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But even then, if I havemy choice, I'm just not gonna eat
Chick fil A. I don't seekit out. Like nine times out of
tend. My kids are the onesdeciding where we're gonna eat. Every buddy's
got their thing, you know,Chick fil A with we're not open on
Sundays, and we don't set thegeese or whatever. You know, not
your thing. And advance trying toadvance a cause of extincting a race of

(02:33:50):
people are not the same thing.Everybody has their thing like closed on Sunday.
I agree, sure, but Iwant to hear buyer donut so we
can fund the extinction of a race. I'm just not going to be a
participant in that. That's going tobe my way. Instead of putting it
on my Facebook, I'm going toplay an active role in trying to not

(02:34:11):
be a part of Uh huh.They are good donut. So they are,
and I'll be like, they weregood. I did enjoy. Why
do we stop being Krispy Kreme?Well, that's the values that just incorrelate
with eight off back there making thedona. I'm not convinced by the way
Krispy Kreme doesn't do that. Let'sbe clear. I'm not trying to start

(02:34:33):
something. Lawyers. Yeah, I'mnot saying that. We're using it as
an example because Gimp was like,oh, as long as you'd have to
die before me to stop being there. I'm like, I'm just not married
to places that way. I'm gladthere will be another great place I will
find. We talked my wife andI talk about this with other things,
and they're like, well, whatif this happens. I'm like, well

(02:34:54):
then it does. Things in theyjust do things just come to a conclude
usion and that's that. It's partof life. Literally, it's good to
be reminded that things end. Asfar as I'm concerned. Yeah, death,
I'm not. I'm not. I'mnot going with that. I will
try this donut place still, lindsayyeah and take the girls will love it.

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How did you come across it?Actually, when Marcus was playing lacrosse
last the first time, because it'snot convenient near any of the things that
are on your no no, no, no, no, no no.
But one of the parents brought somein for us all and we tried it
that way. And then when hone night when we were we had to

(02:35:37):
go in to play it against sportsand I was like, Hey, there's
that donut place We're going in andwe treated ourselves and man, was it
a treat? Are they warm orlike? Did they make them right there?
There? They make them right there, But they also have someone on
display too, but they will ifyou want something that they don't have on
they will make them. So theyopen at eight am. It's a horrible

(02:36:00):
business model. Oh I saw onlinehere on Google it was open at seven.
On their Instagram it says eight amas a donut shop, you need
to be open earlier than that,at least at latest seven, which I
think is late six am. Yes, five or six I think is a
good time. That's people are up, they're getting ready for work whatever.
I'm going to get the donuts.This place over here, the donut shop

(02:36:22):
that's right next to us. Yeah, they open at like four thirty or
some crazy how. They've saved myass many times, and they're not good.
They're not. I'm confident the conuage. You know it works, right.
I really don't go in there forthe donuts though, well, I
end up being forced to get donutsbecause I would rather have the sausage rolls,

(02:36:43):
be honest. Oh okay, yeah, or they're caging pies, oh
my goodness. But every time Igo in there, right, they're not
they're not ready yet. Oh ohokay, we'll want to be ready about
thirty minutes. I got thirty minutes, motherfucker. So give me fucking blueberry
then just non accommodating motherfuckers. Youmother, but do not know people that

(02:37:09):
work right now, and I needmy sausage rule. Uh, we're gonna
bring this up because the hawk Toweylady is getting a bunch of attention,
which is so funny. Yeah,and because she was just like drunk or
something. And for those that don'tknow, she's being interviewed on the street
and it was a question was likehow do you keep your man or something
like that, and she's like,you got a hawk towey on that thing,

(02:37:33):
and so she uh, now she'sgot merchandise and doing it and you're
like, oh god, all right, way to jump on it and strike
while the iron's hunt. Oh yeah, because this is if this is all
live in seven days, I'll beshocked. The memes are starting to die
off. But I did see onepop up and it was it was do
do hawk do how sir? Youknow? There's a whole bunch of those,

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right. There was one that waslike pick pick your battle and it
was like her the police officer ladyright with all those people, and then
a couple of others I didn't Icouldn't remember what they were from. And
I was like, that's pretty funny, yeah, like Mary bang kill right,
you know, like that's pretty that'spretty that's pretty funny. Yeah,

(02:38:18):
And I was thinking, I waslike if that was my daughter, that
happened what would I First of all, you got to be understanding that your
kid's banging. Yeah, yeah,she looks like she's she's an adult,
what young college student? Maybe whattwenties, I don't know, yeah,
twenty one, nineteen twenty yeah,very young, late teens, early twenties.
All right, it's not like she'sa thirteen year old out there saying

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you got a hactuy, spin onthat thing, you know what I mean?
So it is what it is.My daughter's nineteen. I'm well aware
that she's fornegating. I don't likeit, but it is what it is.
It's bound to have them. Yeah. For those that don't know the
video here is a part of it. Your roster. There's only one.

(02:39:00):
I love you whatever. How doyou get over a breakop? Only way
to get over one is get underanother and then off the second. Don't
miss what's one move in bed thatmakes a man go crazy every time?
You gotta give him that dude spiton that here, I mean easily.
The way she enunciated the two likeall that stuff is what made it just

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like so perfect. Yeah? Yeah, are she cute? She's cut,
She's okay, she's okay, she'sonly cute because you know, she's the
two girl. I mean she sheis kind of cute too. I mean
if she didn't, if she didn'tadmit that she spits on a thing,
then I'd still look at her andbe like, yeah, you're cute,

(02:39:46):
You're You're a very very attractive woman. She's maybe an maybe an eight.
Eight's good, eight's good. She'sgot she's got natural beauty. She doesn't
have a lot of makeup on,Like, yeah, she's absolutely wearing makeup.
Yeah, I said she doesn't havea lot of makeup on. Like

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she she's got a good amount ofmakeup on. You can see her line
under her chin, right, she'swearing foundation. She's got no darkness under
her eyes. She's clearly wearing makeups. She's not all worn and haggard like
the rest of us. Is thatwhat you're saying? But I want I
can't. I've been trying to findout how old she is. I know

(02:40:28):
she's like doing now, she's startingto do tours and stuff, and you're
like, okay, yeah, I'msurprised she doesn't have an only fans already.
Should she know she'd be making alot of money off of that.
Oh, she'll get there. Justgive it time. Right. It's kind
of like I saw something the otherday of the and that motherfucker right there,

(02:40:48):
remember that girl? Oh yeah yeah, and she was like, Hey,
here's the airplane girl in the cockpitof a plane or something. You're
like, oh, yeah, howlong ago? Do you think that was?
Not that long long ago? Maybesix months? Oh? I think
maybe less than that. I thinkso. I think it was February if
I remember correctly. Okay, yeah, maybe maybe you're right, but it

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feels like it was because she's soevaporated out of the news cycle. And
then the police lady that banged allthose police officers. How long ago is
that? Right? Oh? Thatwas last year? Right? I want
to say it was the year beforethen? Oh wow, right, because
the times the news cycle rotates fast, it does. Oh Jesus fucking Christ.

(02:41:35):
July of twenty two, it wascrazy plane Lady, Tiffany Gomez.
Yeah. Yeah, And that's funnybecause I said, I just typed in
Google and this is where AI actuallydoing good for the world. I said,
I just said, when was thecrazy plane lady? That's it?
And it filled in with Tiffany Gomez, a Dallas Texas resident real estate developer

(02:41:58):
was called the Crazy Planine Lady aftervideo meltdown on American Airline flight from Downs
to Orlando went public in July oftwenty two. When do you think the
cop who banged all the people inthe precinct was Fuck if that was twenty
two and we're in twenty four,I want to say that was twenty twenty
one. Yeah, it was Juneof twenty twenty three. I'm sorry,
January of twenty twenty three. Okay, boy, we got all of her.

(02:42:22):
Yeah, what I'm saying like it'sall over the place. Hall is
her name, Okay, and notcute. By the way, she was
cop hot, cop hot. I'veseen some pretty hot cops. Yeah,
sure, sure, sure, sure, sure sure. I would give her
maybe a seven. Yeah at mostbecause of the uniform. Is just slightly

(02:42:43):
above average because of the uniform.Uh huh. I don't disagree, But
her face and her fucking five headwasn't working for me. Wasn't working for
me if she was five head,for sure, Apparently it was a officer,
a detective, her husband. Acouple of hours too, you said

(02:43:03):
you wanted to try five guys theburger join yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, apparently she's selling merch andtalk to Eagland and doing all that other
stuff. Man, And then youknow the Edmonton oiler lady. Yeah,
I saw a thing that she postfor Playboy, and I'm like, okay,

(02:43:24):
well, first of all, thatdoesn't mean what it used to mean,
right, right, you're on thewebsite of anything and probably just a
whip no, like just recently,because now if you want to do that,
you've got to like, it's justa thing online, submit your own
pictures or whatever, easy to happen, right, yeah, yeah, amateur

(02:43:46):
hunt hunt. Yeah, but shewouldn't do porn. She won't do porn,
right because there was a lot ofporn sits out there trying to get
her to do some work with them, and there she's like nay, nay,
but but fucking Playboy sure, becauseit's esteemed underneath the moon stars shining

(02:44:13):
Brady. She went hawk to upon that thing, Okay, Yeah,
had Ai make a country song abouthak Toy. Yeah, there's been a
lot that goes around about her.Yeah, and they're all hilarious, We
don't go and do that. Youdo whatever you like. We can't condone

(02:44:33):
anything of the salt. We talkingabout the hawk Towey girl. Yeah that's
funny Stephen Hawktooey. Yeah yeah,I love a good hawk Towey joke.
Yeah. How long will it live? We'll see. I don't think getting
good for her for capitalizing on it. Maybe she'll make a nationwide tour.

(02:44:58):
The only way continue to live isif it has a different pop culture inclusion.
So like if she's gonna be abig brother, okay, or she's
gonna she also can be she's areally good host and can do like American
Ninja Warrior right right, has somehidden talent you didn't know, and it
all got discovered because she got yeaone night and said you got it.

(02:45:20):
Yeah, spit on that thing.Remember the the Golden Voice guy and like
this and and whatever, like wegotta get this guy a fucking job and
all those ready people like god damnit, fucking starving out here, man,
right, and they give him allthese things, and he got craft
and all these gigs, and thenwe find out why he was homeless because

(02:45:41):
he's a crackhead, can't manage hismoney. Yep, he ended up being
yep, yep. Big power vacuumhappens at that time where you get all
that influx of whether it be moneyor any most people cannot handle that influx
of things happening so fast, right, and then they start believing their own

(02:46:03):
bullshit, and then the end happensthat we all know happened. Where's the
where are they at now with thesemotherfuckers? Right, the Golden Voice guy,
right, the fucking five guys,police officer lady, you know,
find out where they're at, whatthey're doing now. Now there'll be a
Netflix show where they incorporate all thoseinto like little five minute segments, yeah,

(02:46:24):
and draw it out over seventeen episodes. Right, of course, you're
like, the fuck we're watching,Lindsay and I are watching the Sherry Pepine.
Are you watching the Sherry Peppini thingon Hulu now? Sherry Pepini,
for those who don't remember, isthe woman who went missing in November like
a while back and then was foundright at Thanksgiving, and she said that

(02:46:46):
these people took her hostage and thenset her free. She was kind of
a blonde, cute girl, andher husband was crying on TV. And
so it's a three episode thing.The first episode they do everything I know
about it and I go, shit, there's two more episodes. I don't
know what they're gonna tell me.And then they go into some of the
bullshit that was happening in their notgreat relationship to the question whether both of

(02:47:11):
them are pieces of shit. Spoilerthey are. They are cheery Peppinia A.
Yeah, there you go. You'llremember, we've talked about this story
many times. It's such a fascinatingstory. It was already a fascinating for
those are know. So she wentand they found her, and they show
the video servent that shows her runningthrough a parking lot, and then she's
found on the side of the road. Well, one of the things that

(02:47:33):
happens that we didn't really pick upon before that this documentary goes into is
that she was when the video fromthe officer of when she's picked up on
the side of the road, herarms are chained together and her legs are
shackled together. But she's running ina video through a parking lot shackled up.
Yes, yeah, you can't dothat. No, even cool hand
Luke had, They're like shuffle withhim right his name were running. So

(02:47:58):
there's a little bit of things thatyou're like, well, hold on here,
and then there's some things she says, like, dude, she has
a massive burn hole in her arm. Okay, I don't care how fucking
tough you are. Back is branded. Yeah, there's no way she could
have done it. No, somebodydid it, But she has a massive,
massive She has a fair history ofa fair amount of men that she's

(02:48:22):
been with. Yeah, and Idon't mean that like she sleeps around.
I mean like up until right tillshe got married. Yeah, right,
and never really extinguished the flame withthem, okay, right, kind of
just kepture dragging them along. Yes, okay, Yes, and lived on
the streets for a while. Okay, not that that means anything, but

(02:48:43):
when you live on the streets,you learn how to do some things you
gotta do to survive, right,right, And it isn't out of the
realm of possibility. If she livedthat lifestyle, she knows how to find
some people to brand her for fiftybucks. Absolutely, and yeah, you
could do it yourself. You justgotta no shit up. Yeah, dude,
where it's I don't think so well. If the letters are perfect,
like it's already impressive. But mythought is is, like, you know,

(02:49:07):
let's just say I'm using a bookshelffor this example, and you got
your branding iron, you put itup there at a certain level or whatever,
and then wedge a couple of booksin there to hold it into place,
and then you heat it up andthen you're one, two, three,
can push your back. It takesa lot of fucking wables to do
it, to brand yourself, butcould be done. They'd go into this
thing because he cries on television,like he's like, I just want juice,

(02:49:30):
and you know, shit, thisguy's fucking hurting. Yeah right,
and you're like, no way,he didn't look out and people were commenting
that he's showing too much emotion asthe man, and I'm like, fuck,
what are you supposed to do?Then? If your loved one goes
missing and you don't want to bea suspect, how do you authentically show

(02:49:50):
your emotions? You can't without peoplebeing like my motherfucker cry and just playing
it up for the camera. You'relike, goddamn, no, man,
I'm hurting. You can't. Youcan't because if you don't show a enough
or any at all, you lookguilty. If you show too much,
you look like, you know,you're just trying to feed the world full
of bullshit, you know, tobelieve that. It was Yeah, yeah,
you're fucked either way. I didn'tthink he ever looked guilty. I

(02:50:11):
don't think so either. I didn'tthink he ever looked guilty. And the
fact that she was a stay athome mom and with their two young children
and just hold on, she tookthem to daycare every day she didn't work.
I did see that. Yeah,it's in the very beginning when they
talk about like she she wanted toput him in daycare after she worked for
at and t's right, And hewas like, listen, if you don't

(02:50:35):
put him in daycare, you gotto use your own money, yeah,
which is also fucked up. Thenwhen she lost her job, she lost
her job at and T, andhe was like, well, then if
you're going to be why were wegoing to pay for daycare? Not going
to pay for daycare anymore? Right, Yeah, And so she would take
them to daycare and then go backhome like I don't know, Yeah,
that's a lot of free time,idle hands man. And so there's just

(02:50:58):
so many things that you're like,this bitch crazy good though, when you
love I love studying people and learningabout people. And why they do what
they do, because the answer isthere's no real explanation, but there is
patterns that people demonstrate that will foreshadowwho they are as individuals. Right,
and when you see certain things youlike, like I would never say if
two people have separate bank accounts theycannot make it in a marriage. I

(02:51:22):
would never say that, But Iwill also say that it can be indicative
of other problems. Oh yeah,right, trust comes to mind, right,
which he had trust issues with her, rightfully, so, like up
was like two weeks before she wentmissing. He's finding text messages with her
with the guy that she met whenshe worked for AT and T. They

(02:51:43):
went to a hotel. He alsohad major issues. He would show up
at these retreats to surprise her whenreally it's just I don't trust you.
Yes, toxic as that's fun.Yeah, some good stuff. Uh yeah,
all right, I love stuff likethat. Man. And then the

(02:52:05):
next one you got to watch ison Netflix. Tell them you love me?
That one is that's the one withthe sick yes university. Yes,
it's good, thank your word forit. Good trashy drama. Yeah,
speaking of trashy drama, come joinus at a patio party. We're gonna

(02:52:31):
be in Nasso eighty sixth Street attheir Roosters. That's a good place,
man. They got good patio,good food, fifty cent mill of lights.
So comebine and say hi. That'sagain Friday from five to seven,
and you guys have a fantastic week. See you, Bubba,