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Welcome Back From The Weekend!!!! We talk About The Best & Worst Parts, Be Careful With Fireworks, Arsonists Get Instant Karma, Robbing A Bank For A Penny, We Talk To An Awesome Listener, Jeff Hensley Stops By, Best TV Shows Ever, & Hawk Tuah Girl Has Management!!!

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been gone a week. Just excitedto be back. That's funny. Yeah.

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Miller LT Patio Prize pack. Andwe've been doing this for a couple of
weeks and now the giveaway is uponus one hundred tickets to one hundred concerts.
Your chance to score pair of ticketsto one hundred shows at the Canes
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from five to seven from Cores Lightthe Summer Choose Chill in ninety seven to
five kod We got some text whilewe were gone because Marly they called all
the qualifiers and like, hey,it's happening on Wednesday, and somebody this
is We got a couple of like, hey, I missed the call from
you guys. What was it aboutor whatever? Right, and then this
one I just missed a call fromyou guys. I'm a qualifier and in
the hundred Canes concert, I apologize. I was putting my friend in an

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ambulance for a possible heart attack whenyou called. Please let me know what
this was about. Well, thereyou go. I wonder what happened to
the friend? Why are they beingput in the back of an ambulance a
possible heart attack? Uh, thisis what it says. Yeah, I
mean okay, yeah, No.That feels like a legitimate reason not to
answer the phone. No, no, when we call uf an answer.

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If you have one hand on yourfriend's leg trying to put them in the
back of an ambulance, use theother hand to pick up the damn phone.
Usually watch exactly. There's plenty.Yeah, just drop them. They're
going in an ambulance. It's notlike you can hurt them any more than
what they're already going. Hold one, can you hold begin Morning show is

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calling me? That is actually Ihave been put on hold calling nine one
one before, and it's scary.It shouldn't It should be like you know,
thank you for calling nine one monthhold please. Ye, No,
that's exactly what happened. That's whatthe exist because I remember going it was
my first time ever calling nine oneone in the wild, right, I've

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done it in like practice in schoolor whatever. I was like, Okay,
here we go. I've prepared allmy education is paying off nine on
one. Please hold. Smoke fillingthe room. We are experiencing extra high
call ball. You will get toyou as quick as we can, or
leave your number and hit pound.We'll call you back right when it's dang

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anyway. Uh So, yeah,that giveaway is on Wenesday. If you
got qualified, we're going to dothe giveaway at seven. This is the
same sop. So five to sevenwill doing a last chance qualifying giveaway at
the King and then the giveaway willcommence at seven and we'll find out who's
gonna win one hundred tickets to onehundred concerts at the Cansas they celebrate one

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hundred years. Should be exciting.That's a pretty great prize. Man.
The number of stories of people blowingfingers off endless, right, But I
have got the doozy of all doozies. I saw this, and I went,
oh, I want to guns offire and out of the shoot on
this one, because I particularly thinkplaying with fireworks is insanely dangerous. I

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don't like them. Can they bepretty sure? But ultimately I just don't
like little bombs. Right, That'sliterally where my feelings are about it.
But each his own. We wantall the wars to do what you'd like.
Right. Well, this guy inSouth Carolina apparently decided he was gonna
show off. He was wearing hisuncle sam Uni and decided to light a

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firework, put it on top ofhis head, and it exploded, and
according to the corner he died asa result of massive head injuries. You
don't say huh. Apparently his familywas like no, no, no,
man, Hey, Tam, Tam, Tim, that's a bad idea.

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Don't do that all right, listen, he never listens to me. It
all happened during a subdivision block party, just a classic Fourth of July event,
about ten thirty at night, andwhen the authorities arrived, they found
a man lying in the roadway sufferingfrom major head injuries. According to his

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wife, this is I mean,the story keeps getting better. They were
celebrating Fourth of July with family andalso toasting to his son's engagement. Oh
congratulations, his wife. The man'swife said he loved this holiday. He
was a patriot, sure he was. He was proud of his son,

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and he was excited to have anew daughter in law. He was living
his best life, and apparently hewas quite drunk, because she said he
didn't drink on a regular basis.This party was his last blowout before staying
off the booze for a while.People that don't drink on a regular basis
don't have those statements said after them. No, those are the ones that

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like, I've been drinking way toomuch and I need to slow down,
But I'm just going to give aone last two rob before I do.
His wife said he was wearing astars and Stripes Uncle Sam outfit for the
occasion and was holding the firework overhis top hat, which is a hilarious
sentence in so many ways. Holdingfireworks over his top hat. Right anyway,

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She thought her husband was just showboatingbefore he said it on the ground,
but then realized he'd already lit it. Following the firework explode and many
Pikachue surprise faces, he collapsed tothe ground where he was pronounced dead.
By the way, they said thishad about ten thirty at night. They

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didn't pronounce him dead till eleven tenat the scene, which means that's how
long it took authorities to get there. Wow. By the way, they
probably don't do it like right away. They don't well, you know,
put their back and go, oh, yeah he did. I think there's
probably a couple of other things theytry to do to make sure. The
corner said massive head injuries, soI'm guessing it blew part of his head

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off. He got a little JFK. I'll take some rooster boosters and buzz
bombs and a JFK. You know, you play stupid games, you win
stupid price. Yes, that's allthat. That is about right here.
If you're gonna be stupid enough toput a damn mortarshell on top of your

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head and light it off to befunny, you kind of deserve to get
part of your head blown off.There was one. There's another story.
I saw. It was like akid. It was like a firework that
was kind of like in a gun, like a Roman candle thing, and
it shows the kid he's got tobe twelve maybe thirteen, and he lights
it and he goes shooting like aroaming candle does. Which there, I

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get it. They are very pretty, and which is the word you use
in a firework? It seems kindof you don't connect, but whatever,
you wouldn't want to hear pretty andsomething so destructive. Nonetheless, it backfires
and burns his shirt and puts aburn mark on his stomach. Oh jeez.
Yes, Yeah, that's why I'mso thankful to go to a place

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where you can just sit and watchthe fireworks show and not have to do
a damn thing. I sit andwatch. I think that's even worse.
No, yeah, because you're trustinga bunch of people you don't know to
do it right. One of myfavorite videos on the four July is always
watching the fireworks fall over and shootinto the crowd. Oh, it reminds
me of this Bagel Yeah, Bageltear Oh loud friend not even helping him?

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What you doing? For those whodon't know, Terry's in a wheelchair,
which is a funny sentence in itselfthat cracks me up every time I
watch it. Yeah, I hada buddy I saw I was getting on
the Facebook he's kind of catching upand everything, and apparently, uh,
they had a Fourth of July partyover at their place or friend's place or

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whatever, and one had blown upclose to him and caused third degree burns
over thirteen percent of his abdomen,totally lost his long ass beard that he
has, you know, and nowhe's all scarred up, marred up because
of fireworks. Ah, I it'sjust not the reward is not enough for

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that risk for me. Yeah,seeing on the TikTok as well, they
were doing it at like some majorstadium or something like that, and a
couple of the the rockets shot intothe crowd, like the fireworks were set
up kind of in the stands onan empty stadium, Like, yeah,
something like that Jonas Brothers concert?Was that? What? It was?
Even a more hilarious sitting were youat a rock concert? Kind of?

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Who was my wife? Water togo? This wasn't it was? Sure?
Nothing says America like a Jonas Brother'sconcert, right, Yeah. And

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I have had fireworks, We havebought fireworks. I'm not a fan and
when we do, like, I'msuper overcautious. I don't love the shell
ones to me if it lights orit doesn't go off, I'm like leaving.
Yeah, I don't need a dumpwater. I'm not. I'm over
ridiculous about it. Yeah, butthere's some people that just don't care,
and when they don't go off,they'll do where everything they can to make
sure that it goes off. Ohthe fuse didn't it. We'll just take

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this here sparkler and jam it inthe hole. That'll make it go off.
This one guy, he had ona full fire man outfit whatever,
like that type of flame retardant suitingthing, and he they had lit I
don't know, two hundred Roman candlestogether and they lit it with a you

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know, I forget the name ofthe type of torch. They use it
to light up grass fires or sometimesthey use it to start barbecues, and
it's got to connected to a tankor whatever. So they light this thing
and it's just shooting. I mean, it was insanity. Yeah, and
they're like, yeah, this wasa good idea and it went well.

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Yeah, but not always does thathappen. It's it's the only thing.
It's. Another ironic thing about fireworksis that they're made in China and we're
like America, right, Suddenly allthat's out the window. Huh yeah,
they're pretty. They're pretty. Ifeel like this should be in You'd never

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see a guy make a shed oran eagle out of a tree stump,
and you go, well, that'spretty right, No, it doesn't sound
masculine enough, But fireworks you dothem because they're you think it's alpha,
and then you're like, oh,it's pretty. It's just a funny observation.

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Calm down, nobody's questioning your manhood. Sounds like you are, yeah,
a real man. There's a pit. There's a video of the guy
who died with putting the firework onon his top hat. It's just I

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can't get over how funny the sentences. And he is wearing his uh uncle
Sam outfit and he is dancing,and it is exactly the way you would
expect somebody who's wearing that outfit todance. Yeah, yeah, uh huh

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okay, here it is GIMPI Imean it is perfect. This is clearly
earlier in the day where you dothe snakes and the smoke bombs took part
of the portion of the show,right right, because it's too bright outside
to do all the other stuff.Yeah, yeah, And he's doing exactly
all the things you would expect somebodyto do that has drunk too much on

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the fourth of July and about todo a firework on their top hat.
Yeah, is this it? Holdon? Is? Oh? Oh,
he's got the finger banging finger bangbang bang. This may be Yeah.
I think this may be the pictureof him on fire. Oh, please

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send it. I think that itlooks to be a very similar house in
the background. Yeah, oh god, maybe maybe it might. I don't
know. I can't speak it forsure. I don't know, but there's
definitely somebody on fire right there.Oh jeez, Well he went out with

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a bang. He's definitely getting aheada lot. All right, listen,
we've got tickets to corn we're gonnagive away. So we got this box.
Did you bring this in or wasthis in here? I saw it
out and lobby and brought it in. You saw it in the lobby by
the front door. I was like, okay, So, just for the
record, if there's a box inthe lobby that has not been dealt with

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by someone else, I put itin your office. It wasn't ticking,
and so I'm like, okay,they don't take anymore. Sure come on,
I'm pretty sure it's safe. Imean it was heavy as all balls,
but you know, yeah, it'sa box that says please open on
air, which I'm never a fanof when it comes from outside of the
building because I don't know what nowyou're telling me what should be done on

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air? It feels I don't whatif it's nothing? What's if a nothing
burger? Which is my phrase forthe week? Nothing? And then it
says BMMS, iHeart x miss inJuly. So clearly is a listener who
has gotten his gifts, which isalways super nice. And I'm sure Gimbe's
right, it's one hundred fine.So is lighting a firework on your head?

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Absolutely? Absolutely. I mean,listen, there could be anthrax in
there. It's still a thing.Uh, it's not. There could be
a human head in antacts goes away. I think that's always been a problem.
Yeah, but people are still usingit. Yeah they still do.
You really don't hear that much anymorelike anthrax in the mail, much like

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you did in the early two thousand. No, they do a good job
of just nipping that, but theytry to get it right over. Yeah.
So so I'll listen, Like Isaid, severed heads. It could
be anything. I don't know.I just found I was like, that's
cool. So I lugged that heavyass box all the way in here,
and I was gonna leave it onthe floor, but I was like,
I don't want them tripping over it, so I'll just go ahead and get
a goddamn herniea trying to lift itup on the table. I love the

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idea of you would put it downwith it. Oh man, they are
clumsy af So that looks Where didyou put it? Like right in front
of the door that you were worriedthat light right there, just right there
by the cabinet. But I waslike, nah, maybe I should put
it on the cabinet. So butthe box has gotta be two two by
three. Maybe you could fit atleast two, maybe three toddlers in there,

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no problem, A small woman.You could put a small small woman
in there, Oh for sure.Friend, mailer could be the mail order
Brian doubt jorder one. That seemslike only one of us is in the
market. Uh didn't smell anything funny, So yours in the box. Here's
a question for you, you know, before we go to break, if
you were to order a mail orderbride. What country would you get her

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from? Oh? Uh, probablysomewhere Japanese, you know, maybe Japan.
You know the Philippines, I thinkis all right, Asia somewhere totally
Philippines. Russia seems to be highprofile. Yeah, I don't know.
Those Russian women seem to be angryall the time, but I get it
lit like dude wolf in sheep's clothing. They're like, they're so pretty and
then like a weekend of ninety dayfiance, they're like, I kill you

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exactly. Whoa. It's not whatI want to deal with. I mean,
I'd rather just have to take myshoes off. And then when I'm
walk in the door. To befair, the women you have associated yourself
with, we're not Russian, no, but they still stab you in a
Harvey yeah for less. Yeah,take my chints, little zoom. All

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right, listen, we got togive away tickets to Corn today. We'll
do best and worst of the weekend. We'll take a break of news quickies
when we come back. Chelsea's MorningShow, The Big Men Show. The
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Show. Nine one eight, foursix oh k M O D. You
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We cover them here and put alink on our Facebook page if you want
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World news, local news, andnews that just makes you say, what
the Here's Corbin Gimbi and Lindsay withwhat's going on news quakies from the Big
Med Morning Show. In ninety sevenfive AMoD police seek suspect whose pants caught
on fire during arson attempt. Thishappened in Richmond, British Columbia. One
of two suspects in the arson inRichmond, British Columbia, set himself on

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fire. Despite efforts of both thesuspects, pants continued to burn. According
to the police and the video footagethat was released in the incident. Now,
this happened on April twenty fourth,at around four point thirty in the
morning. There was a fire alarmthat went off at a business and what

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had happened was these two guys inthe video, it looked like they had
broken the window by smashing it,and then they lighted an object on fire,
and during the lighting of the object, one of the suspects pants caught
fire and his mask then came off, and despite efforts of both the suspects,

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the pants continued to burn and policedescribed the first suspect as a man
between forty and fifty years old,medium build, slicked back, long,
dirty blonde hair, and based onthe nature of the fire, there's a
high probability that this suspects sustained injuriesto his lower body, because I mean,

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you see his pants go up inflames and it just doesn't stop burning.
He's stopped and dropping and not necessarilyrolling. I think he's more in
shock and uh yeah, it burnsthroughout the entire video his his lower half.
Did the door burst into flo Idon't understand how the fire through a
window. They sat, Yeah,I don't know if it was just a

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because it looks like they're trying toenter a home and they're they're like breaking
into a home, so I'm notclear on how the fire parts started.
They small, well, I don'tknow if they're breaking in, but they're
trying to set the building on fire, because they set something on fire to
throw it through the window, butit backfired on them, or on the

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one guy at least, because itlooks like they're fidgeting with the door and
then oh, I see the otherguy has a lighter and then runs and
then the accelerant kind of gets onhim. Yeah yeah, yeah, that
looks that looked like a good time. No, I mean that's probably not
what they had planned. That's whyyou were You wear skinny jeans. They're

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harder to get off. I don'tknow what you're doing, right, right,
keep them loose people, Yeah,I'm loose. Oh yeah, he's
screaming. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Good good. Don't
do that stuff exactly right, right, lesson learned? Maybe right. I'm
sure that's the end of it.Hey, So what was it? What

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do you what are you doing herefor? I mean I used to do
arson, but I learned my lesson. Now I do non arson crimes.
Uh Man, Rob's bank for apenny. This comes out of Florida,
just north of Orlando, where thisguy walks into a Chase bank. His
name is is Michael Fleming. He'sforty one. He goes into the Chase

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Bank and he feels out what's rawslip, hands it to the teller and
he wants one single penny, andshe tells them, hey, man,
we can't we can't do this.We can't give you a withdrawal for a
penny anyhow. And that's when hetold her, so do you want me
to say the other word? Andthat's when she's like a gope, And

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what's the other words? Ye giveme all the money, bitch, something
of that effect. I'm imagining.Well, that's multiple. I mean,
obviously this is anus calculation. Thoseare multiple. They were right, right,
right right. So she's afraid thatsomething bad was going to happen,
so she calls the cops. Thecops come out, they pick him up,
ask him what's going on. Theytold him he told him exactly what
had happened, and that he wantedthe cops to show up. He said

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that he was going to get hispenny and then sit there and wait for
the police to show up. Anyhow, they went ahead and took him in
for fellon the robbery. And theysay they're not quite sure why he committed
this crime, because the dude doesn'thave a record at all whatsoever. My

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guess because further in the story,they talk about how he recently couldn't pay
his rent or blah blah. Somy guess is he was just looking for
a place to stay. I thinkthat he was having a mental episode,
that he just he really just wantedto take a penny out, and she
felt threatened. And that's where itbecame felony at that point, right,
because in that my understanding of bankrobberies is the teller feels threatened. Right,

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that's it, whether there's a weaponbrandished or not. I guess that
makes sense. Huh. Right,that was to get around the whole finger
gun in the jacket thing, Yeah, right, right, right to deal
with Well I didn't have a weaponas my finger. It doesn't matter,
right, your finger could be adeadly weapon. No, woman's told me
that. Furniture company recalling bookcase afterfour year old died. This company is

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recalling one of its products after almosta year after young child was killed by
a tipover incident. Dania's Furniture's Haydenbookcase can topple over if not attached to
a wall, causing entrapment hazards thatcan result in death serious injuries to children.
The Idaho based company says it receiveda report late August of a four

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year old who died due to anunanchored bookcase that tipped over. More than
nine hundred bookcases were sold nationwide fromtwenty seventeen to twenty twenty four. Here's
a question, Yeah, how manybookcases have to topple over and kill a
child for there to be a recall? You want to say one? Right?
Exactly? What the real question ishere? Why is the manufacturer being

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held liable for this when it isthe installer's job to anchor the bookcase to
the wall? Fair point? Ifthey have to provide an anchor, yeah,
and then it's on the installer.Okay, I'll get it. If
they didn't provide one, then theycould be held liable by that. I
buy that. But still it's onthe person who put the bookshelf up to

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anchor it down. And to bemore fair, I've never anchored a bookcase
to the wall at all, whatsoever. So I don't disagree with what you're
saying. Except when our kids werereally little start crawling, we did right
and every that I can recall,every dresser bookshelf came with an anchor system.

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We just right, exactly pitched itto the size way because I'm like,
why do I need to drill anotherhole in the wall and anchor this
thing downe It makes no sense?Well, death, death would be the
sense. Well, you know,so far, forty three years zero kids
killed. Knock on wood. I'mI mean, I don't know if that's
a it seems like a weird brag. I'm just saying like, hey,

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I've done what I'm supposed to,right right, don't let me break my
arm. All my kids are stillalive, right, I mean, I
hear what you're saying, because Iam not somebody like when our kids were
little. I didn't secure the refrigeratorin the toilet seat and put foam around
the fireplace and corners of table,because I believed a little bit of consequence,

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right right, you learn? Yeah, I mean we covered outlets,
right, let's see, we coveredoutlets. We anchored the anything really heavy
like that, they I would seethem climbing on. But that was about
it. Yeah, we didn't dothe slippy knob things on the stove.
Those things are such a giant painin the Yeah they are. You're like,

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I just got to use the bathroom, let me the f man.
But you can't because you got topinch and squeeze and twist. I'm pinching
and squeezing right now, just tryto get into the bathroom. And I
understand, you know, if youneed one of those to parent your kid,
I get it. But I kindof looked at it my job to
tell them to stay out of thetoilet, right, and I need to

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put a toilet keeper thing, right, I think besides the outlet covers,
the only other one we did wasunderneath the sink in the kitchen just on
Yeah, we did that too,on those Yeah, which makes sense.
You don't want them in the kitchen, getting into the ajax or whatever.
Right. Yeah. To me,there's a big difference between drinking draino and

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flopping around with a floaty in thetoilet right either both not okay? One
gross for sure, but yeah,who wants to drink draina not detrimental like
draino could be? Right. Onefeels like I got some room for air.
The other one feels like no roomfor air. We did just recently

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have a cabinet purchased and sent,and it did have the anchors, it
came with all of that. Butwhen we first moved into the house a
year ago and we bought a bookcase. It did not come with anchors.
However, it doesn't have a back. It's not extremely heavy, but it
is pretty tall, but it's backless, so maybe that has but it is

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kind of wobbling now that I thinkabout it. It could easily tip over
it was pulled. We had likea really mass like Florida ceiling bookshelf we
bought one time, like six shelvesor so. I was stupid, big,
super heavy, right, and wedidn't secure that. I went and
bought l brackets and because I waslike, I didn't want it fallen over
on me, right before we evenhad kids, so I could see that.

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I don't know if they all do, but definitely ones you buy it
like Ikia. Yeah, all right, we got to take a break.
All these stories are on our Facebookpage, Facebook, dot com, slash,
BMMS six nine. Tulsa's Morning Showcontinues next with a Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety set. Good morning, It's the Big Mad

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Morning Show. I just had togo down a rabbit hole briefly for a
second. What do you think thenumber of deaths from furniture tipovers are every
year if you had, if youhad to guess, Now, let me
give you some context before you giveyour answer. Number of shark deaths per

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year that there were ten, tenand we feel like we see that on
the news, right, Death byconstipation every year one hundred and ninety eight.
Wow, my favorite infections in ahospital seventy five thousand a year,

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and the flu about five thousand ayear. Now, how many people do
you think die because of furniture fallingover them every year? I'll go with
around ninety ninety. Yeah, Gimpy, Oh really, Gimpy is still having

(33:07):
dru Okay, uh, five hundredand eighty one since two thousands, so
in about twenty four a year.Okay, So when we talk about things
you should be overly cautious about.Hell, lightning strikes are more common than
tipped over furniture. And how oftendo we like, you know you shouldn't,

(33:30):
but we also know you shouldn't holda firework because it results in death
potentially more Now, more people areinjured because of fireworks than die from them.
But still you want to I don'twant to live with forty five percent
of my body burned exactly let's seewhat Lindsay has for balls to the wall

(33:50):
sports. If I can get toit fast enough. No, apparently I
can't. And hold on, uhto the you did mention shark? So
did you see the video in theSouth Padre? No? But that's my
point. What do you mean,Oh, of course they're gonna be narly.
Yeah, the woman when she waspulled out of the water and missing
her calf. Yeah. Oh well, I don't know why you're like,

(34:15):
you're so shocked by it. Usuallyyeah, I mean I don't ever really
see those videos unless it's, youknow, in a movie of the shark
attack it was gnarly. Yeah,but I feel like when you see them,
you go, yeah, that makessense. I'm not like, Wow,
I had no idea shark bites couldbe so gnarly. Yeah. I
feel like I expect those to bereally bad. And also there were I

(34:38):
believe there were warnings up saying thatsharks were coming in closer because they were
expecting the hurricane to come in.So hello, I mean, I don't
know if that. I don't knowif that's true. I don't think we
know how that works. When Iwas coming back this weekend or whatever,

(34:59):
this little Asian fella had seen meand my buddy riding back and he stops
us at the gas station. Hey, I saw you. And he was
telling us about his vacation, howhe went to Destin to go see the
dolphins, you know, doing dolphinthings. But he didn't see any dolphins.
He saw a whole bunch of sharks. And I was like, yeah,
I heard about the shark attacks.That's why I didn't go there.
Mm hmm. Yeah again, Idon't I was in the ocean. I

(35:22):
didn't see sharks, right, Butwere you the ocean? What side doesn't
matter? Exactly exactly now, I'mnot gonna lie. When I was out
there swimming in the Atlantic, partof me wanted to get bit by a
shark, just so I can sayI got bit by a shark. Okay,
have you ever been bitten by ashark? Exactly? I mean,

(35:42):
I feel like you could have saidthat anyway, that's true, David.
Nobody was there to you know,I mean, validate it, right,
I mean, how would I knowif that were true? Right? Right?
Right? But I mean I guessa hunk of my leg missing would
have probably proven that happen. No, it not to be a hunk,
right, This is a little scratch, a little nibble. Yeah, all

(36:04):
right, Lindsey, go ahead withBalls the Wall. I don't know what's
going on here, all right.Well, The reserves for this month's MLB
All Star Game have been announced,and the American League reverserves include Royals catcher
Salvador Perez, twin shortstop Carlos Correaand Guardians first baseman Josh Naylor. The
National League reserves feature National shortstop cjAbrams, Mett's first baseman Pete Alonzo,

(36:25):
and Padres infielder Lewis Arrise. TheAll Star Game is on July sixteenth in
Arlington, Texas. The Orioles arereally mad because they got snubbed and they're
one of the hotter teams. PoorOrioles. And that's your Balls at the
Wall Sports. I'm Wenesday on ninetyseven to five km O, Good morning,

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all right, let's do the bestand worst of the weekend. What's
the best thing that happened this weekend? Worst thing that happened this weekend?
Nine one, eight four six,Oh, kmod you can text bmms and

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whatever that is to eight two ninefour five Best and worst of the weekend
Lindsey. Well, of course,we were in uh Indiana for the entire
week actually, and it was awonderful vacation, very relaxing. Got to
see my grandparents who looked great.I played card my mom, you know,
she plays cards every Wednesday with thisher group of gals. They go

(38:23):
around noon and they don't stop untilthey are dead ass tired, and so
what does that mean? Like whatkind of time for me? Is that?
Okay, we've had enough girls?Sometimes six or seven pm or sometimes
I guess sometimes it could be four, but usually it's around dinner time seven,

(38:45):
sometimes it's ten. On this particularWednesday, I think we were done
around five thirty. So five anda half hours of card playing. Yeah,
yeah, learning some some some newgames, some I didn't care for
so much, play a lot ofdifferent versions of poker. How many people
were talking? There was six ofus okay, yeah, uh, and

(39:08):
there would have been seven, butone girl didn't show up a doctor's appointment.
It was just like, okay,you know, older person problems.
But it was a lot of funand saw fireworks from now on the fourth.
I mean, we sat what's thebest and what's the worst on a

(39:30):
weekend? Right? I mean,if you even want to do your whole
week, I don't know, Idon't care. I'd just rather you pick
one. Okay. So I didsomething that was on last year's bucket list,
earned my my New Year's resolutions lastyear. Last year's one year late.
But I finally got to learn howto play pick a ball and loved
it. I loved it. It'sso much fun. And I was pretty

(39:55):
good at it. My father inlaw taught me. People are at it.
Yeah, I mean it's it's justlike ping pong, but on a
tennis No, it's like tennis.It's a lot like tennis. It's not
like tennis. It is. You'renot running right, I mean you kind
of are. You gotta get tothe ball. And there's some my my

(40:16):
father in law's neighbor also plays andhe's got some spin on the ball like
he's been playing for years, andit's like, oh gosh, you gotta
get there. It's gonna be Imean, it was. It was good.
It was a lot of fun.I have heard it. I could
see I could see myself picking upthat hobby really quick. Like it was
a lot of fun. Uh.The worst part was yesterday driving home.

(40:39):
Uh, are you guys came backyesterday? Yeah? Yeah, we ended
up staying because on Saturday, oneof uh, one of the people we
graduated high school with their child wasactually graduating high school and having a graduation
party in July. M yeah,because he's starting and he got recruited to

(41:01):
play football at Ball State University,so right, but typically graduation parties are
in mayor early June. Yeah,well right, no, I'm messing on
for them, I guess sure.So he's he's already started football training and
everything, and so we were like, well, this is perfect. We're
home. Let's we'll stay the extraday and go see the family. I

(41:24):
love how different we are. Yeah, it was. It was great.
But we're driving home and I getbehind the wheel and I'm getting I'm kind
of getting tired, you know,you get that. We're listening to a
podcast and I'm just kind of zoningand I see what looks like almost a
blown tire in the road, soI kind of swerve. It wasn't a

(41:45):
tire. It was a turtle,and I hit it and I felt so
abad oh no, and my youngestin the back seat goes, what was
it? I said it was aturtle, and instantly just bawling, bawling,
and I just and I swerved tosee if go how slow are you

(42:07):
serving tires? It was? Imean, if you swerved unless it was
a turtle like you see at thezoo, no, no, you could
have just kept going straight. No. I wanted it to go under my
car, you know, what Imean, I did just wasn't enough,

(42:30):
just wasn't enough, and I justfelt it like clip my tire and I
felt so bad. Worst thing ever. So that's the third worst, third,
third third time I've hit an animalwhile driving? Yes? Bad?
What else have you hit? Likea sloth? First animal was a cat,
and the other slow animals are Iknow, right, maybe a slug

(42:52):
cat, squirrel? Now a tamturtle, tam turtle. I think I'm
good at hitting mm hmmmm hm.I feel like you would have enough time

(43:14):
to get out of the way ofa turtle. Me too, but because
they're not agile, I know,and I m yeah, that was the
worst, Gimpy. What's the bestand what's the worst of the weekend?
Anny Turtles? That's for sure bestpart of the weekend. I'd have to
say. We came back on Saturday, right, and came back from Daytona

(43:37):
Beach on Saturday, And the bestpart would be seeing my girlfriend that I
haven't seen in two weeks okay twoweeks, two weeks, yeah, because
she has her kids one week onand one week off. So the week
that I was here she had thekids. Didn't see her all week long
and then of course the week thatI'm gone, she doesn't have them,
so so I didn't see her fortwo whole weeks. And it was great.

(43:58):
You know, we met up atthe pump, because every road trip
for me and the guys ends atthe pump, you know, no matter
how long, dude, we didthirty four hundred plus miles, right,
it was a lot of long,right, so uh so, so we
was just like we we end atthe pump, have a drink, that
a relax And then she showed upand uh boy, I couldn't get up

(44:19):
and run fast enough. She comesscreaming into the parking lot, throws it
and park jumps out run, wecollide and you know, start making out
of whatever, and of course youhear all the people inside the pomp ah
that's rabble, rabble, rabble,stuff like that, whatever it is it
is. So that was the absolutebest part of the weekend. And then
of course we had to make upfor two weeks so on, and I
was cool. That was really cool. I like it all right, just

(44:39):
picked one there texts probably anyhow,so that was the best part getting to
see her again. Worst part ofthe best part of the whole trip was
just senior girls. I thought wewere just doing the weekend or whatever.
Due the trip was amazing. Thisis the best goddamn vacation I'd ever had.
Okay, I could recap the wholething if you want me to.
No, I just picked one.I thought you, I thought you were
gonna know. No, it wasit was a great It was a great

(45:00):
time. You know. We drankand rode and rode and drank, and
it sucked riding all the way toKey West another you know, nine and
a half hours from Daytona down tothe very southern point of America. But
part of the adventure, so there'sThere was a big debate at the patio
party with your brother, me,you and your brother, and then I

(45:22):
think you and I had the debateat a different time. But driving through
Atlanta? Did you drive through Atlanta? Boiler brother recommended not to do it.
I recommended not to do it.Did you drive through Atlanta? Huh?
Do you regret it? Every lastbit of it? Driving through?
Sorry, we should have been moreadamant. I had plans. We didn't

(45:44):
go through Atlanta. On the waydown there. We went down to Jackson
and down through the Panhandle of Floridaand through Jacksonville and stuff like that.
Right when we left Birmingham that night, because we stayed in Birmingham when we
left here. Now on the wayBackchip was like, oh, look it
cuts out four hours and we'll justgo this way. And I'm like,
I heard Atlanta sucks balls, butletever, let's go ahead and do it

(46:06):
cuts out four hours. No,now never again. The driving through the
state of Georgia can suck it.Yeah, driving through Atlanta can suck it
twice as much, dude. Allright, So I got Google Maps up
right, just tell me where togo, all right. And with Google
Maps, Lola, that's what Icall her, Lola. She tells me,

(46:29):
Hey, there's a speed trap ahead. Hey, there's speed traps ahead.
From the time I crossed the Georgialine to the time that I enter
exited Georgia, every five minutes,every five miles, there's a speed trap.
There's a speed trap. And sureenough, there's a goddamn highpo on
the side of the road every fivemiles. And I'm like, okay,

(46:52):
that's cool. We're listen. We'redoing like ten over just trying not to
die. That's it, you know, because it moves pretty fast. We're
on motorcycle, and then we hitAtlanta itself, and I tell you,
I can't count how many times mybutthole puckerd trying to make it through that
dang old town. Man. Itwas so bad, so bad. So

(47:14):
yes, lesson learned two things Ilearned on that One don't listen to chip
and two, don't go through Georgia. It's po easy, man, you
could just and avoided all of thatmess. But yeah, that I'd have
to say would be the worst partof the entire weekend driving through Georgia.
Driving through Atlanta. We did gethammered with some rain on the way back,

(47:39):
but it wasn't near as bad asthe rain that we got hammered with
on the way down there, becausehurricanz whatever. It got so bad on
the way down there. I couldn'tsee from from where I'm at to you,
like, it was that bad.Windshields, helmets fogged up. I

(48:01):
can't see a damn thing. It'spouring in rain, and I'm just like,
this is miserable. But you knowwhat, we hammered down keep between
the lines and then just push alongthrough. And we didn't mine best and
worst of the weekend. What's thebest thing that happened this weekend? The
worst thing that happened this weekend.We came back Friday because we like to

(48:21):
have a vacation from the vacation,and we got delayed and missed our connection
in Dallas, and it's just annoying. Yeah, that's part of flying,
but just annoying. And the personthat I had to go rebook with was
having many side conversations, so somethingthat should have taken five minutes took fifteen

(48:45):
minutes, which is fine. Again, we had all worked out and when
we were getting off of our planefrom Mexico, the captain was like,
don't worry, you'll make your connection. Our connection was in thirty minutes,
and you have to go your customsand we we have They've got customs in

(49:05):
Dallas has gotten so much better,but we have oh what's it called,
we can get through customs faster theturtle interest. Yeah, yeah, global
interest where they just take your pictureand you move on. And uh,
we rushed, but you still gotto wait for your luggage. So we
got to our gate at five minutesafter the plane was supposed to leave,

(49:30):
and they said they were going tohold the planes for everybody. I checked
that plane left five minutes early here, and they were apparently like four or
five couples, you know, pairsthat were trying to make that connection that
didn't get to make it. Sothat was that was probably the worst part,
which is like, come on,that's it's no hitting a turtle,

(49:52):
but it's pretty bad. Are theygiving refunds now for that? Though?
You do not get a refund fora missed connection because of delay, because
our flight was delayed departing Mexico andthen it got delayed in the air because
of storms. So weather delay,they have to rebook you for free,
but they do not owe you anythingnonetheless. Because I looked and then the

(50:15):
best part would be just I wasjust felt very lucky to be able to
even go do those type of thingsand be away on a trip that long
and go to a nice resort andbe able to come back and still have
two days, and just felt verylucky all around to be able to do
that. So do you take thekids too? Yeah? No, we

(50:36):
too, Yeah know, we tookthe kids too. Well, Yeah,
it was it was, It wasfine. The resort was really nice.
You have to book to eat atthe other restaurants, and so we got
there. We tried to book andnothing was available to like ten or eleven
at night, which is absolutely hellno. Yeah, but they did room
service and so it was it wasfine. We did a something I've never
done. We did a boat excursionout into the water, like a sunset

(51:00):
cruise thing. Thanks. Yeah,they're crazy. There's a lot of screaming
and yelling and partying and dancing andwhich is fun, but it's like NonStop
from the moment you pull away tothe moment you pull back. Yeah,
and I'm sure with two kids,Yeah, if you're doing a family trip,
you don't really want all that.Well, and because it said family,

(51:21):
we were like family sunset, We'relike perfect. They get on,
They're like if you are here.I don't know why I'm sounding like that,
if you're here for you know,family, you need to go downstairs
because we're at a party, andI'm like, well hold on, yeah,
But it was it was fine.It was nice. Best and worst
of the weekend. Best. Itwas fourth of July, my thirty third

(51:42):
birthday party. My husband gave meone hundred dollars gift card for clothes and
two hundred dollars to do my hairand nails, so I won't spend the
money to do those things. Worstwas the hangover, Worst preparing to take
my crackhead sister to court next week. Best saved a turtle crossing the road
my way to Oklahoma City for ashow Saturday. You sweet, sweet person,

(52:04):
You not just like not like.Worst vacation was derailed by wildfires in
New Mexico. Best took off workanyway and didn't wear pants all week.
That's interat Do you have a vacationlike when you're home chilling? Do you
have a vacation attick like this personis indicating they don't wear pants at home.

(52:25):
Yeah, probably pajamas all day.Okay, GIMPI I mean doing pantles
sounds like a good idea, ButI'm wondering if like you wore shorts instead.
That's what I would typically do,just like a pair of I don't
know, basket I look like AdamSandler basically, yeah, a pair of
basketball shorts and a T shirt ofshirt right, shorts that could be pants

(52:49):
if you were a Danny DeVito.Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
I'm I might be shorts, noshirt or shorts shirt. But that's
yeah, I don't have I don't. It's a little weird to walk around
with children and no pants on.They don't like that. Not the I
mean, the kids probably don't likeit, but other adults kind of frown
on it. Exactly, sir,this is a family place. Better go

(53:09):
downstairs because we're here at a partyon vacation. I saw him the way
people like commandeer chairs, Like theyget up at six o'clock and take like
seven or eight chairs and then don'tcome down till like two, and somebody
like whatever. They did that,and this couple just moved their stuff and

(53:30):
sat in their chairs, and theguy came the old This old man came
down screaming at this man, screamingone one guy was from another country.
The other guy was American, screamingat him. And I was talking to
the guy afterwards, like, wasgonna fight the guy over chairs on vacation

(53:50):
at a resort? What are wedoing? Yeah? That ruins pretty much
everything it was. And he waslike, I don't know, He's just
I'm not his kid, That's whathe kept saying, which I thought was
really funny. I'm not your youcan't talk, I'm not your kid.
You're not gonna talk to me thatway. It was really fascinating to watch
unfold. Best of the weekend wasgoing to experience an awesome vacation in Michigan

(54:14):
City, Indiana with some awesome familyfriends. Worst was watching them murder turtles
on the way home. All Right, we gotta take a break. We're
gonna give away tickets to see corn. We'll do that when we come back.
Telsa's Morning Show, The Big ManBoarding Show. The assault continues next
thirty seven five, Good morning,It's the Big Man Morning shown six ozho

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nine four five. Let's see whatGimpi has in He's four x four.
Well calm and says here that Democratsdiscuss Biden's twenty twenty four candidacy. Several
House Democrats have told the Minority leader, hacking Jeffries that old JB needs to

(55:14):
bowl out of the twenty twenty fourrace. During a call on Sunday,
at least four senior your House Democratssaid privately Biden woul drop out, joining
another five House members who had calledon Biden to withdraw. A source familiar
with the Democratic senator Mark Warner saidthat the similar private meeting that he was

(55:36):
trying to organize for Monday with othersenators is no longer taking place. Let
me go, Joe, Uh sure, that's what they're saying. You know,
who do you think I'm gonna namesome presidents? You tell me who
you think is currently the oldest?Okay, Bill Clinton? Okay, George
w okay, now, Donald Trumpokay? Or Joe Biden. It's gonna

(56:00):
be DT on this one. JoeBiden's the oldest, Okay. The youngest
would be w and Clinton, right, which Clinton sometimes looks like he's one
hundred and fifteen. Nobody's younger,is my point? Age. Ain't nothing
about a nomber? Ain't that right? R? Kelly Ainy? Why?

(56:21):
And Eddy and Michaels mothers. Boeingis to plead guilty to criminal fraud.
Boeing will plead guilty to criminal fraudover to fatal seven thirty seven Max airplane
crashes, one in twenty eighteen andanother one in twenty nineteen. The Justice
Department said the aircraft maker violated atwenty twenty one settlement that protected the company

(56:43):
from prosecution. Boeing also agreed topay two hundred and forty three million dollar
fine. An independent compliance monitor willoversee the company for three years. The
company will also have to invest morethan four hundred and fifty million dollars for
safety and compliance program. This isso wild to me. One nobody's outraged

(57:04):
by this. You're more outraged bypeople getting bailouts of student loans. When
this company made an agreement to avoidprosecution right in a previous situation, has
now violated that. They're making anotherplea deal. Yeah, yeah, when
they should be disbanded, Yeah,just shut them down. Yeah. And

(57:24):
the reason they don't want to isthe economic impact would be pretty hard,
right for sure. Yeah, massivecompany, But why would they any other
company? Go? Why do wehave to agree? Let's just agree it's
fine. Well, they're going tobail us out every time, right,
right? What have we got here? VP's husband, dug im Hoff,
tests positive for COVID. Really,I just have to have something. There

(57:46):
was nothing else besides JB should goaway and Boeing. So it is,
here's a hurricane. Well, there'sa hurricane, but this is out there.
We're up here. It's gonna rainto be fine the right exactly.
The announcement came after he experienced mildsymptoms before being tested on Saturday, and

(58:09):
he is now asymptomatic. The officenoted he's fully vaccinated. OVP was also
tested and her test came back negative. She is scheduled to travel to Vegas
on Tuesday to campaign for JB toconvince everybody this is what you should do.
And then lastly here Tulsa Health Departmentnow allowing walkins for back to school

(58:31):
vaccine updates. The Tulsa Health Departmentwants you to avoid the back to school
rush to update your kids vaccines.Appointments won't be necessary this year to update
the vaccines at Tulsa Health Department sincethey're now allowing walkins every Tuesday and Thursday.
In July, the location at thirdin Utica and the location at North
MLK Junior Boulevard will be open forwalk ins. Tolsta Health Department will also

(58:54):
offer shot records and birth certificates tohelp families with everything they need to enroll
in school. Maryland State Police reportthat three people were killed over the weekend

(59:17):
as the result of an overnight carcrash. Minnesota. Vikings Rookie cornerback Kyrie
Jackson was one of the men confirmeddead, along with two former college football
players, Isaiah Hazel and Anthony LittonJr. Both of whom played with Jackson
in high school. Reportedly, theDodge charger the three were traveling in was
hit by an Infinity Q fifty attemptingto change lanes at high speed, causing

(59:42):
the charger to leave the road andstrike multiple tree stumps. Police a alcohol
may have been a factor and thatcharges are pending. Jackson had been selected
by the Vikings in the fourth roundof this year's draft and was considered a
serious contender for a starting role atcornerback this season. Day morning. That's
tragic, but also don't drink itdry, right. Given the underwhelming enthusiasm

(01:00:07):
over Major League Baseball's uniforms this season, it seems fitting that the All Star
uniforms would receive a similar reception.The official uniforms for July sixteenth Midsummer Classic
have been revealed cream and coral forthe American League, in dark blue and
light blue for the National League,and as you might expect, early reviews

(01:00:28):
on social media weren't kind. Can'tthey just wear regular uniforms? Why does
everything have to look like this?Oh my gosh, this is still a
thing? Angels announcer. Yeah,can't we do better than this? What
ten year old did you hire?This is the best design a multi billion
dollar company can come up with.Many fans were left wondering why players just

(01:00:50):
can't go back to wearing their regularteam uniforms like they did a few years
ago. Back in twenty twenty two, Commissioner Rob Manford said that players wearing
different jerseys wasn't a particularly appealing lookfor us, which means this is what's
going to happen for now anyway.Yeah. The reason they do a special
one is to sell them, right, So you buy your Bryce Harper in

(01:01:15):
the All Star jersey if you're aBryce Harper fan. If there they don't
do that, you won't buy anew one. Yeah. I think it's
the corel that's throwing people off.They're like, oh, I don't like
that. Fine, does not matter. It's a special jersey for a special
game. It is. Your life'sgoing so well, right, this is

(01:01:37):
the thing, your your team,everything's going so great. This is the
thing you got to complain about.Good for you, man, be grateful
you got this to complain about absolutelysome people are killing turtles. That's your
ball, the nothing Berger. I'mLindsay in ninety seven five, Good morning,

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They tell us about their life onright now is Jason, Hey,
Jason, how are you hey?Good morning being MS. Good to get
in, Lindsay, how y'all doinggood man, it's nice to talk to

(01:03:13):
you. You've been married three years. Tell me how you met your uh,
your your wife, my smoking hotwife. Sure. Yeah. We
both were were instructors down at hereat OSU. Okay. See, she
was one of the driving instructors.I was a motorcycle instructor. And then

(01:03:35):
we both had gotten picked to dothe Oklahoma Highway Safety Office commercial for motorcycle
safety. So she's the girl inthe commercial that turns out in front of
the motorcycle. I'm the guy onthe motorcycle. So she's been killing me
from the start, I guess.And so, did you guys know each
other before then, like know ofeach other or did that was being on

(01:03:58):
that commercial set it really sparked.I would say being on a commercial set.
Really, I had kind of heardthat that there was a you know,
a pretty girl, but I meanI didn't know much of her.
I was still active duty at thetime. But yeah, we met there

(01:04:18):
on the on the set and outdoing a commercial. So she's been stuck
with me ever since. I guess. What was your line to her to
kind of break the ice? Idon't know, you know, I don't
really know it was pretty hot out, so I probably had something to do

(01:04:39):
with that. But you know,we're just kind of sitting there joking.
I knew some other people there.You know, you just kind of start
interacting with each other, but nothingthat really jumps out and was like,
oh hey, here's that magical line, you know what I mean? And
how long from the commercial to whenyou guys became serious? How much time
went by? H see? ProbablyI don't know, maybe a week.

(01:05:04):
I think we went out on ourkind of our first date type of thing.
We got something beat and then well, and then we went to the
fireworks show in Oklahoma City. Thatwas I would say that's probably our second
date. I guess that's pretty awesome. She's been pretty cool. It says

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here that you were your Navy vet. What caused you or made you want
to join the military and why didyou choose the Navy? Well, I
initially I wanted to go to Australia, So I'm sure you feel my pain.
You're from Iowa, from right acrossthe river in Illinois, so growing
up in that sea of cornfields,you know, you look out at our

(01:05:48):
age kind of when we grew up, you know, when the original children
of the corn came out. Ilooked outside and I'm like, I'm not
going out there. So, youknow, it was about a week.
I would say that when I wasyounger, but anyway I had I had
always kind of wanted to go tojoin the navy, and I had an
uncle that was in the navy,and I wanted to go to Australia.

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And I spent twenty three years inthe Navy and never ended up going.
Ye, poetic justice, right,it was like son of a But so
it deployed over that way quite abit, you know, several times,
either a shipboard when I was ona ship or later on my career I
started flying, and then still neverwent. Yeah. Every time you get

(01:06:35):
orders, opening that envelope, goingoh man, here it is finally yeah,
yeah, go and you kind ofget an idea of where you're kind
of where the ports would be,you know, kind of what's going on.
Especially when you're on the ship.You had a little bit of an
idea. Of course, you know, like anything else, everything changes,

(01:06:56):
but just never happened. So thethe deployment that I left the ship,
they went to Australia a couple oftimes, but that was right after,
you know, the whole nine toeleven deal it went, all that kicked
off. But yeah, man,it was fun. I always always seem

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to have a good time. Where'sthe best place, Where's the best place
you went? And where's the worstplace you went? You know, and
I kind of look at it.I think they're all I would say the
best if you will, just fordifferent reasons. You know, I had
a lot of fun kind of anywhereI went. I really liked Sigonello sicily,

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uh, just for a lot ofthings that we did there. We
did detachments and stuff flying out ofthere. You know. The other places
throughout the world I do not like. I don't like, you know,
Qatar, stuff like that. Thebase there, it's just it's a million

(01:08:02):
degrees there, you know, soit's super hot, humid, and you
know, it was really not muchto do. And then you know,
he took about the whitest guy inthe navy and stuck me out there.
You know, so like surprise,Let's see how this works for you.
And you mentioned nine to eleven.How did nine to eleven change your experience?

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Well, of course, when thereafter nine to eleven, really everything
changed, you know, prior tonine to eleven, when we'd pull into
ports and stuff, we had alot more liberty, a lot more freedom,
you know, you can go outand have fun. Of course,
with after nine eleven, everybody ismore vigilant and you know, more on

(01:08:47):
edge, I guess if you will. So when I was on the ship
prior to nine to eleven, wewent to Portland, Oregon for the Rose
Festival. And this was awesome.You know, we'd always heard worries about
it, you know, from guysthat had gone before. You know,
just take a bunch of we callthem Dixie caps and the Dixie cups in

(01:09:10):
the navy, so that the redor excuse me, the the white hat,
you know, like, just takea bunch of them. You know,
it's all that. It's all youknow, people would want or whatever.
And we'd be tied up to thepier on the ship and boats would
pull up and just right off theside of the ship with strippers and you

(01:09:32):
know, just getting after it.You know, when you're in your early
twenties. It was a lot offun, man, So had a good
time with it. And then ofcourse thereafter everything changed, you know,
so and did you, like youmentioned you became a you started flying,

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you were a flight engineer. Whatmade the like, how did you won
that progression as a pilot and whatwhat? How long did that take?
Okay, well, as a flightengineer, it's an enlisted side, so
I wasn't actually a pilot. Iwould always refer to it more as a
stagecoach driver. So you're sitting upfront right behind the two asses right so

(01:10:20):
that are steering the plane. Butso what didn't happened? I was a
sonar attack on the ship and onone of our deployments, this is probably
two thousand and three, two thousandand two something like that. On the

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ship, we were able to runa request and you know, you can
go up on a helicopter and Idid that, you know, and I'm
early twenties. So they strapped mein a gunner's belt, hung me out
the side, you know type ofthing, and we're flying around and it
was it was awesome. So welanded and I went upstairs and told them
that's what I want to I wantto be an air crewman. So I

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ran the request and became a toaviation structural mechanics. So it's kind of
like a body man. For car, but for aircraft, and then I
had following orders a P three flightengineer. So I went to school in
Jacksonville, Florida. Oh boy,that was well, yeah, I guess

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that was two thousand and two.And yeah, it was a lot of
fun, a lot of a lotof shenanigans there and when I went to
school to the f E school.But the Navy has a lot of traditions
showback. We've talked about that before. Do you have any Navy tattoos?

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No, No, I don't.I have gotten some tribal stuff, you
know, kind of throughout throughout mytime. I do have a tattoo of
Donald Duck, but I guess i'dbe about the closest of my Navy tattoos.
So because I know some guys getstars, and some guys get polar
bears, and some guys get rosesand stuff, and these all have significant

(01:12:11):
value with traditional Navy tattoos. SoI didn't know if you had any of
those, because I imagine if youhave been in that long, you have
crossed an equator or a time zoneor an international timeline or something like that.
Yep. Yeah, my first deploymentwas down to South America. So
we did do the shellback ceremony andstuff. I am a shellback so that

(01:12:36):
was fun. That whole ceremony wasall right, how many times have you
crossed it since on the ship?Just twice? And then let's see.
Yeah, because all the rest ofmy deployments were all above the equator,
you know, Europe and Asia,you know, the Middle East and stuff

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the desert, so we're pretty closeto find out a Djibouti, but I
don't we didn't actually cross the equatorthere. It says you tracked Russian subs.
Did you volunteer to be on asub to do that or did you
track Russian subs above water? No, we were on the P three.
It was an anti submarine aircraft.So it was a kind of a sonar

(01:13:29):
We had sonar equipment that we wouldtrack subs with. But yeah, we
we'd pick them up out of abase out of Norway and then you know,
we'd track them down. There wasa several crews and you know,
dropping boys son of buoys on themand track them. So, uh,
now that was a lot of fun. I have I have tried to get

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my pilot's license. The written partis what hung me up. So I
have flown plane in Oklahoma, itsays he to ask you though, because
find a plane out of Oklahoma isdifferent from men near where else. So
I'm I'm interested to hear why.So the P three, that platform started

(01:14:11):
to go away. It was goingto be decommissioned and replaced by another platform.
So I had done a conversion andcame up here to uh to Tinker
Air Force Base. And here inthe Navy they fly the Essex Mercury and
it's a it's a Boeing plane.I went through the flight engineer school there,

(01:14:33):
and it's just it's a lot different. Deployments are different, you know,
the mission is definitely a whole lotdifferent. So, yeah, it's
not quite as I would say,it's not quite as fun on the Mercury

(01:14:54):
compared to what I had done before, you know what I mean. But
it's also one of those things thatI would say, the fun is kind
of what you make of it,you know. Sure, speaking of fun,
this says to ask you about astolen goat. Yeah, yeah,
that was fun. So when Iwent through the P three engineer school in

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the Navy, chiefs they're referred toas goats, right, so I went
to school. It was September timeframe and they had the Chiefs selects,
but the chief Selects had gotten thisgoat that was their mascot, if you
will. We're in Jacksonville, Florida, you know, going through your school,

(01:15:36):
and we were sitting there talking andwe had seen the goat, you
know, we'd heard about it,like as a class, we need to
steal that goat, like it'd befunny if somebody stole that goat. And
our structor looked at us and he'slike, if you guys steal that goat,
that would be epic, and youguys like, I'll do something,

(01:15:57):
you know, for you guys.So we came up with a plan and
we stole that goat. And theguy who had possession of the goat,
he didn't tell anybody about it.But we took this goat down to Saint
Augustine. There was a strip clubdown there, and we bought like a

(01:16:17):
somebody had bought like a blow upgoat, you know. We took it
to the welcome to Saint Augustine's signand had pictures with it. We took
it to a bar, had pictureswith it. I don't know how we
managed to find a cop But wegot a picture of the goat in the
back of a cop car and cameup with this whole like storyline. And

(01:16:40):
we're of course all you know,drinking. There's twenty of us, and
you know, we're coming up withthe storyline as we're taking all these pictures.
Well, we go home. Atthe end of the night, goat
was delivered back. It was tiedup to the guy's mailbox in the morning
and you know, he and letanybody know that this thing was missing.

(01:17:01):
So but we had put the pictureson a disc and like kind of a
story format and slid it under thechief's mess door the next morning. So
when they came in, there itis, and they went through it and
kind of called all of the chiefsselects, got them all together, you

(01:17:21):
know, and was going through thisand just tore them up. It was
awesome. So they had a lotof fun at that. Man, those
pictures were awesome to see if Ican find them. Sometimes I have no
idea. I don't know if weever knew no idea. It was in

(01:17:44):
the back of this guy's truck.You know. I was standing up in
the classroom kind of watching. Iwas on my cellphone and talking to people.
As you know, they went outin the parking lot had stole this
thing, like and it was standingup. There were kind of joking.
It's like a mission impossible type ofscenario. You know, you see people
sneaking around the cars and going upto this thing and you know, pulling
out of the back of the truckand taking off with it, throwing it

(01:18:09):
like a kidnapping, thrown it intosomebody else's truck. It was awesome.
But finally, Jason, it sayshere that you're an instructor for the f
A A. What are you instructor? What do you do? What are
you? Are you an instructor onhow to talk softly and sound like the
uh? I've talked to flight control, so I know you have that voice.

(01:18:30):
Yeah. No, no, thethe flight controllers, those guys are
They're great at what they do.They're different breeds sometimes. But I teach
some of the some of the hardwarecourses for some of the systems that air
traffic controllers will use, but Iteach more of the maintainer side. But

(01:18:55):
it's it's been a pretty good job. I've been doing this since I retired,
you know, retired from the Navy, so a couple of years now.
It's been a lot of fun,so definitely a learning experience. You
know, it's neat, I cantell you know, everybody. For me,
it's neat to see how everything comestogether, like the whole process.

(01:19:17):
We go through some stuff at youknow, some of the systems that controllers
will use when you're or when theaircraft is at the at the gate,
you know, so from the timethat they taxi until they take off,
you know. So it's kind ofinteresting. I've been on the air crew

(01:19:39):
side of it, so now gettingto see the what they do on this
side, I would say, Andas someone who's interacted with a Boeing aircraft
and flight instruct you know, flightcontrol and all that is flying safe and
is flying being in a bowing airplanesafe, would you say yes? I

(01:20:02):
would say overall, yes, theyare kind of hearing some of the things
that are going on. I don'tthink it's necessary the aircraft itself. It's
more, you know, a humanfactor's type of situation that is the problem,

(01:20:23):
in my opinion, a lack ofattention to detail. You know,
it's I don't know, people gettoo fast. People get very complacent,
not paying attention, and you knowthat's how somebody gets hurt. Would you
put your wife that you say youlove on a flight or any flight,

(01:20:46):
or any bowing airplane without hesitation?Oh yeah, yeah, I would,
I personally though, I mean,if I had my choice, I would
prefer to do. But you know, just it's kind of one of those
things. You know, you doit for so long and you don't want
to get on there and do itagain. It's not magical anymore. Hauff

(01:21:09):
Line's not that magical anymore, notreally. You know, it's awesome and
when I drive, I don't haveto deal with the people in the airport.
It's like, come on, man, right right on, all right,
well listen, Jason, it's beengreat talking to you man. Thank
you for your service, of course, and congratulations on that that marriage of

(01:21:29):
three years, and thanks for takingthe time to talk to us. All
right, I appreciate it. Guys. It's been fun, all right,
buddy, have a good day,man, you too, Good day,
sir. All right, we're gonnatake a break and we'll be back until
sa morning. Good morning. It'sthe Big Mad Morning Show. Nine eight

(01:21:57):
four six oh k M O D. So somebody took all the ratings from
like I am dB, Rotten Tomatoes, like a bunch of different reviewing sites
and compiled the those together to createthe best TV shows of all time in
rankings. Oh okay, and soI'll just do the top ten. Number

(01:22:21):
ten Peaky Blinders. Okay, Idon't have a problem with that. I've
never really been into the show,but I understand how big of a deal
it is. Yeah, it's it'sall right. I've watched a few episodes
enough to make me want to watchit more, but not fully commit.
Yeah, okay, okay, sothat was number ten. Number nine shirt

(01:22:43):
Loock never seen it. Yeah,that was on sci Fi. There was
a ship I can't remember, butit got a lot of notoriety it came
out. It was twenty ten iswhen that was out. And sure,
okay, I never saw it,but that makes sense. I'll let that
happen. Oh okay, yeah,BBC show, Oh is it? BBC?

(01:23:05):
Yeah, that's what I found anyway. Okay, okay. Number eight
Stranger Things, Yeah, that feelslike that belongs in the top ten list.
You well, no, the thingwas so massive there for a while.
You think it would have been upa little bit higher on the list.
But okay, number seven better callSaul. Okay, I'll buy that.

(01:23:30):
That was a pretty successful show,especially for a spin off. For
sure. For sure, a lotof people love that show. I could
see that that definitely should be aboveStranger Things. Again, I didn't even
watch it, but I know itshould be bigger than it was, bigger
than Stranger Things. Yeah, really, I didn't That was a breaking bad
spinof right, correct. Yeah,I didn't watch that either, so but

(01:23:51):
it massive, It was good.I watched the beginning to end, liked
it. Number six The Wire.The fact that it's in six is shocking.
It might be. I think it'sone of the best shows of all
time. It was on HBO aboutcrime and corruption. It's a it's a
pretty good show. If you've neverseen it and you like those type of

(01:24:11):
shows, it should be in yourin your in your watch list. Number
five Band of Brothers. Bro Okay, listen, top five. Have you
seen that one, Lindsay, Ihave not. It's it's a good it's
a good wartime series. Yeah.Oh my gosh. Oh it's pretty pretty,

(01:24:31):
pretty massive. It's phenomenal. ButI didn't count it as a TV
show. Is just a short runseries, Okay, but it didn't.
It's not like there was a secondseason. True. Okay, I guess
that makes sense then. But itis a phenomenal show. Yeah, oh
for sure. Top five. Thatain't a bad little spot for it.
Number four Sopranos Okay, yeah,have you seen all the Sopranos. I've

(01:24:57):
missed a few episodes here and there, but you saw the season? Yes,
that was all for like seven eightyears something like that. Have you
finished it yet? Get did?Yeah? I finished it a long time
ago. Very disappointed in the ending, which I knew. That's what a
lot of people would say. Numberthree Chernobyl tried watching that, couldn't get
into it. It's tough, ye, okay, I watched it. I

(01:25:18):
thought it was pretty good. Idon't know if it belongs to the top
ten. No, I would agreewith you whatever. Number two Game of
Thrones totally, absolutely massive series aNumber one on this list, compiling all
the rankings from many different review sites. Number one best TV show of all
time? Breaking Bad Really yeah,it's a yeah, I'll go I have

(01:25:45):
no argument against it. Breaking Bedwas good, even though it wasn't my
thing. I watched like part ofseason one. It was like, okay,
yeah, where's the Walking Dead onthat? We'll get to all that,
we'll get all that. Let's staywith this first. Yeah, Breaking
Bed was good, it was allright. Should it be number one?
I don't think so what is itlacking that should keep it from number one?
Oh that's a that's a good question, as Murder has Romance has spend

(01:26:13):
a little bit of everything. Soyeah, I just think if we're going
with all the TV shows of alltime, Breaking Bad, yes, in
the top ten? Should it benumber one? Probably not. I would
put Stranger Things in the number oneoverall. I think that there is more

(01:26:35):
generations that watch Stranger Things than wouldBreaking Bad. What do you mean more
generation? Kids? Kids watch StrangerThings, adults are watching Stranger Things.
I don't know if that's true.I think Breaking Bad for sure, Game
of Thrones for sure. But SeeingSuns wasn't on that list right, at
least not in the top ten anyway, you know. So here's let's say

(01:26:57):
some just name big shows. I'mjust gonna pick one out of the shoot
because I watched this on the airplaneto Mexico. House was number fourteen.
I think that's a great show.Seriously, top ten. It's a pretty
great show. Riding wise, Yes, it was consistent every season. The
final episode kind of sucked. Yeahwhatever, Yeah, they all do all
right. So name one Lindsay Ozarkanother good one that could have been in

(01:27:23):
the top ten easily. I donot see that on this list. Didn't
even make it. Huh and isthe top fifty okay, didn't even make
the top fifty. Now, Ozarkwas good in the beginning, and then
it was like, okay, Iget it, Okay, he can't get
out of his own way, rightright. He feels like he's got to

(01:27:44):
be involved. She's the hit girlsof pain in the ass, but he
needs her. Like it was likeokay, right. So maybe that's why,
you know, the ratings weren't asgood as you know it should have
been, because that's what this listwas compiled off of, you know,
ratings and whatnot. Maybe, soye canna be when a name one Suns
Sons of Anarchy word sons is noton this list? Another good you know,

(01:28:05):
seem to be pretty popular show.Yes, in the beginning, the
first two seasons were fantastic, andthen it was kind of like, Okay,
I mean, if you think aboutthat, every series is like that.
No no, no, no nono, Like it felt like the
same rehash story. Game of Thronesdidn't feel that way. M M.

(01:28:26):
I didn't watch enough Breaking Bad tosay that. Okay, to me,
Sons, it souns like the characterswere kind of getting away. You know,
we even joked about the motorcycle chasescenes right right, right, KT,
I get what you're saying. Kindof like we watched Silicon Valley,
right, that was one that wegot into or whatever, and it's the
same thing. Somebody's out to getthem, you know, and ruin their

(01:28:47):
business and blah blah blah, whatare we going to do? So okay,
I could see where you what youmean by? Then? When to
name another one, lindsay True Blood? Nope, not on there at all.
That's not really good show. Iloved it, Yeah, but you
loved it for the romance and sexualand maleness of it. Like the sexiness
of it, I mean the vampireI mean, it was vampires awesome.

(01:29:15):
Here's a one that's on that Ithought you guys would mention, and that
would be uh six the Office.Okay, pretty big show that came in
at number seventeen. I've watched thereruns. I never watched The Office when
it was when it was first run. Same, just the reruns, and
even the reruns aren't that good.Oh the show's not that good. Oh

(01:29:39):
the jokes, the one liners tokeep a bit up for that many seasons,
there's not many times that show mademe laugh out loud. Really,
yeah, it just and maybe that'sjust me. What about Friends? Friends
was number fifteen Seinfeld, But Friendsis like you watch Friends now, I'm

(01:30:01):
like, this isn't funny. OhI still laugh my ass off? Really
yes, huh okay, ghibby,said Seinfeld, And I don't see that
on here. One of the mostsuccessful TV sitcoms of all time, all
right, number thirty Okay, okay, out of fifty, out of fidy
yeah damn near the middle. Yeah. But Seinfeld was kind of the same

(01:30:26):
thing too, like you have aquirky neighbor, right right, you have
a friend that's stupid? You reallylove the girl character? Like sure,
yeah, some surprises on here.The Twilight Zone from nineteen fifty nine came
in at number eleven. Help putthis list together. It is a that
was a groundbreaking show. Yes itwas. It was really successful. It

(01:30:50):
wasn't my Bag of Monkeys, butwhatever. How about a TV show called
heart Stopper? Never heard of it? You never heard of it either,
But where's it out on the list? Twenty six came out in nineteen twenty
or came into twenty twenty two,okay, Always sunny came in at twenty
eight. See, now that's anothergood one. But I guess that kind

(01:31:11):
of comedy isn't for everyone. Yeah, but I mean twenty eight a there's
a lot of really funny you knowit's not on here, Big Bang theory
and everybody loved that. Yeah,that's true. The Boys number twenty nine
that actually made it on the list, huh, okay, yeah, The
Last of Us thirty two, Deadwoodthirty seven, okay, Boardwalk Empire forty

(01:31:39):
one. Okay, it was agood show. Yeah, I could see
that at forty one. I'm happywith that there, True Detective forty seven.
Loved that show. One season wasgood, That first season was good.
This last one was pretty decent too. The pretty decent shouldn't make it
in the top fifty. And youget a statement like that of they're still

(01:31:59):
making making it. I mean ittook them a while to come out with
this last season. Oh yeah covid, Yeah sure, yeah. It was
Walking Dead not on list, andthat surprises me. As big as it
is, as big as that showwas, as many spin offs as that
show has, Right, it's noteven anywhere on that list. That blows

(01:32:20):
me away, I know. ButI think that show was good the first
three seasons and then it tanked.No, No, because yes, look
at the viewership. It's the ball. It doesn't mean anything. They're gonna
they're fully vested into it. Ashow being the big Bang theory was on
twelve seasons. Uh huh. Solongevity does not mean it's good. No,

(01:32:43):
But the success with all the spinoffsthat went with it, the merchandise
that goes with it, you know, I figured it feels like they wouldn't
be doing spinoffs if the show wasn'tgood. How they wouldn't have They would
have just canceled it if it wasn'tif it wasn't getting views, That's why
shows get canceled. People aren't watchingit, right, But that's not what
we're talking about. We're talking aboutgreatest of all time according to reviews,

(01:33:04):
right, you know what's not onhere? That was a big shock to
me. Mash right, massive showback in the day. Twilight Zone on
there usually makes a lot of listsof being you know, really good and
not on here. About Dexter,No, Brady Blanches, nothing like that.
Dexter's not on here again. Youand I have had this conversation on

(01:33:27):
air and off air. That's notthat great of a show. It's a
really far fet show. I enjoyedit. Sure, what about Sheers?
Not on there again? You're talkingabout review. There's a show in here
called Dark I've never heard of thatshow. No, there's another Severance is

(01:33:47):
on here. Severnce is a prettygood show, but not everybody's seen it
because it was on HBO all r. I'm sorry. It was on Apple
a show called peep Show. Neverheard of it. Another show called When
They See Us Mandalorian's on here.Laurien was just all right. I think
the Star Wars Doors, you know, brought that one up. I don't

(01:34:10):
think so, dude. I've watcheda few episodes and I'm just like,
okay, it's it's okay. Itwas Weeds on there. Nope, Weeds
again? Another show? Really yeit's like Silicon Valley. It's kind of
got the same storyline right right,right right, And maybe it gets discounted
because of the subject matter for sure. Uh yeah, I thought that list
was really interesting, taking all therankings of TV shows. Now get it's

(01:34:32):
on the online, so take itfor what it's worth. All Right,
We got to take a break.We'll be back. You're listening to the
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for Balls to the Wall Sports.Ohio State football is adding another feather to

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its recruiting class cap. The programannounced on Saturday that Riley Petty John is
joining the Buckeyes for the twenty twentyfive season. The outside linebacker is a
four star prospect according to twenty fourto seven Sports and is the fourth ranked
player in his position according to theComposite Scale. ESPN rates Petty John as
the forty eighth overall recruit in thenation who chose OSU over Texas US and

(01:35:51):
Texas A and M and Bronnie Jamesgot the start in his first Summer League
game, but that was just aboutthe lone bright spot. The son of
the NBA all time leading scorer,Lebron James was taken by his father's at
Los Angeles Lakers in last week's NBADraft with the fifty fifth selection, which

(01:36:12):
has been a heavily debated topic.On one hand, it's historic Lebron and
Bronni are the first father son duoto be active players in the NBA,
Yet talk of nepotism has been rampantsince the team hired James podcast co host
JJ Reddick as its head coach.Bronni was on the court for the Lakers

(01:36:32):
on Saturday in San Francisco against theSacramento Kings for a Summer League debut.
In his first chance to show whathe's got, James scored just four points
in the contest on two for nineshooting, while grabbing two rebounds and handing
out two assists. He also wasa minus sixteen on the floor, and
the Kings took home a one eightto ninety four win. Him playing in

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the Summer linkue is a nothing burger. It is not a thing, right,
But who cares. I think everybody'sexpecting him to show greatness because not
who his dad is? No,not in the summer league. Yeah,
a lot of guys don't play wellin the summer league, right right by?
Why again, what's the difference betweena summer league and a regular game

(01:37:15):
like well one, Why would youkill yourself in the summer league? Why
would you play your best in thesummer league. He's going to play for
the Los Angeles Lakers in the LAColiseum are the stable center? I guess
now, right he's going to Sowhy over exert yourself? And does he
have to show up? Sure,it's just gonna take his dad going.
He's playing mmm and that'll be theend of it. So to hear his

(01:37:40):
stats, nobody cares. Only Diehard'scare. In his first press conference as
a Laker, he said he didn'tget that much of an opportunity to showcase
what I can really do. Surein his loan season at USC where he
averaged less than five points per game. Yeah, he is not the other
joes that are trying to make aname for themselves, trying to make He
already got a name for himself.I mean he's riding off his dad's coattails.

(01:38:03):
But okay, he's not sure.But even if he was good and
had worked like people would say that, that's gonna be said. No matter
right, right, So he doesn'thave to earn his spot. He's going
to play with his dad. He'sgonna play at least one game with his
dad because that's what his dad wants. Alex Bowman held off the NASCAR Cup
Series field through the wet and slappystreets of Chicago to take on the checkered

(01:38:27):
flag in the Grant Park one sixtyfive. The driver of the number forty
eight car snapped in eighty race awindless streak and became the twelfth different winner
of the Cup Series season. Heearned a spot in the postseason, while
Tyler Ridick, Ty Gibbs, JoeyHan, and Michael McDowell rounded out the
top five finishers. The field headsto Pocono Raceway for the Great American Getaway
four hundred next Sunday. Did youhear what he said after he won?

(01:38:50):
He said, me and the teamare going to drink so much bourbon that
I'm going to wake up on thefloor naked. Oh my, well,
okay, that sounds okay. Wayto celebrate impy Well, I don't wake
up mostly Nagan, completely Nagan.I either get my pants off or my
shirt off. Something's off, something'scoming off. Yeah, and that is

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Associates. Good morning, Jeff,Hey, good morning and he's here to
answer answer any question you have aboutdivorce, custody, guardianship, name changes,
any of those things he can helpwith that have to do with family
law. A couple way to getyour questions to us. You can text
it, BMMS and whatever that questionis to the phone number eight two nine
four five. You can email itshow at kmod dot com, or you

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can call it nine one eight foursix oh KMOD nine one eight four six
oh KMOD. Some Texas came inlast time you were on. It says,
uh, my husband pays the mortgagebut considers the payment as child support
until the divorce is final. Ido not have an adequate income to provide
for our children's other monetary needs.As I've been a homemaker for twelve years.

(01:41:00):
What can I do to get by? And does this count? Well,
the only way that it would countis if it was in an order
somewhere that said that it counted aschild support. So I mean, you
can't just say, well, I'mproviding child support in the form of a
mortgage payment. Doesn't work that way. I mean, just like when we
talk about paying child support, youwant to make sure that it's done either
having it pulled out of your checkor if you're going to you need to

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write a check or a money order, something that's trackable, and it needs
to say the word on there forchild support as opposed to just handing cash
over, which you know, inthis case, unless there's an order out
there, she's not telling us aboutokay, because that is possible, right
she maybe she misunderstood. Unless there'san order out there that says that it's
counted, is child support is technicallykind of considered a gift or you know,
I think there might be an argumentto be made for alim money payment

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there for it, but that's that'sa whole nother bag of cats to bring
back an old saying. So youknow, it just depends if there's an
order, Yes, absolutely, ifit says this is going to be paid
at considered child support, fine,perfect signed by a judge, no worries.
But if it's not, then he'skind of just making things up as
he goes along, and it's goingto bite him in the butt because it

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does not count his child support.And this is not an uncommon thing where
one of the parties that was thestay at home parent. Typically women feel
like they don't. They've got togo with whatever the other person's saying,
right, right, I mean,And that's the one thing I always tell
people. Look, consider the source, all right. They're trying to intimidate

(01:42:26):
you, they're trying to bullyeve you, they're trying to tell you with why
it's going to be, and that'snot necessarily the truth of the matter.
Okay. First of all, there'sa lot of misconceptions about what counts and
what does it and all these things, because everybody has a misconception whatever it
may be, whether it be throughTV or talking to a friend or whatever
it may be. So you know, don't just listen to the other side
and accept it as you know thegospel so to speak. All right,

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that may not be the case.That's why you want to give us a
call so we can answer those questionsand tell you what really is the law
and what is not. Somebody textsin a comment to that uh message and
said, tell that chick to geta job. Okay, curious to your
take as an attorney who sometimes representsthose people, actually both sides well on

(01:43:10):
what you would say to that statement. Sure, so you have to understand
or at least everybody needs to understandit not that I don't disagree with the
text or whoever yourk It's not thatI don't disagree with You've got some merit
to your statement. I always tellpeople, Look, you know, you've
got to think ahead. We've gotthe divorce. You're living in the divorce
now, but we've got to thinkabove and beyond the divorce. So in
other words, if you've been astay at home mom or stay at home

(01:43:30):
dad for a long period of time, and you know you don't have the
funds right now, we've got toconsider first of all, what are you
going to get from the division ofthe marital estate? All right? So
you know how much money are goingto get from four one k's and stocks,
bonds, mutual funds, things likethat, whatever it may be your
portion of the home, all right, as far as the equity is concerned
and all that. And then weneed to look and see, you know,

(01:43:53):
what are you going to need longterm? You know, obviously most
people can't live off the amount that'sgiven for child support, all right,
So no matter what that number is, there are exceptions, but for the
most part, most people can't.So you're going to have to you are
going to have to consider and lookat what am I going to do to
be able to take care of myselffinancially and moving forward, in addition to
what I get in the marital,in the in the divorce itself, and

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from the marital of states. Sothat's why I say there is some merit.
I wouldn't put it so bluntly,per se. I'm usually a little
more like, you know, youneed to we need to start thinking about
what you're going to be doing afterthe divorce. Are we going to have
what money? What's the amount ofmoney you're going to need to live off
of after the divorce? And howdo we get there? Do you know,
do you need to go back toschool and finish a degree? Do

(01:44:36):
you need to go back and geta different degree? Do you want?
You know, what are some thingsthat we need to look at? What
are some what are you going toneed? Let's come up with a budget
and let's talk about it. Well, and she's legally entitled to half the
stuff if they're married. Correct,Well, again, the term is equitable
division of the assets, right,but that typically okay, that typically ninety

(01:44:58):
nine point nine percent of the time, that means fifty to fifty. Okay.
There are some rare occurrence, rarecases where that is not the case.
Okay, But again that's the pointone percent. All right. We're
not taught er point one percent.We're not talking about that. We're talking
about ninety nine point nine percent ofthe time. It's equitable decision, which
means fifty to fifty. So yes, if there's one hundred thousand dollars equity

(01:45:19):
in their house and he wants tokeep the house, she's entitled to fifty
thousand out of that of that equitythat's in the house. So yes,
I mean absolutely. Jeff Finsley's herefrom Hensley In Associates. If you have
a question about divorce or custody,guarding chip, any of those things,
he can help with it, butyou got to get us the question a
couple of ways nine one eight fourto six. Oh, kmod. You
can text the question BMMS and whateverthat is to eight to nine four five.

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You can email show at kmod dotcom. This one says, I'm
twenty nine, recently married. Myhusband and I do not have fertility issues,
but would like to adopt. I'vespoken with a few people I know
who have adopted from various scenarios,and after hearing everyone's experience, I'm struggling
to figure out how long this takes, where to adopt from what comes first?
I'm completely lost and already feel overwhelmed. All right, so we're not

(01:46:05):
talking about there's different types of adoptions. Okay, So there we're not talking
about a step parent adoption. Itsounds like, all right, where you
adopt your significant others child, allright, that would be a step parent
adoption. If there is, let'stalk about that for a minute. If
it's a step parent adoption, whatwe have to do is we you know,
the let's say I'm representing the bomband the new husband wants to adopt

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first of all that couple, andeven if we're talking about, you know,
a gay couple. All right,so the other individual who is going
to do the adopting quote unquote,all right, A couple things, all
right. Number one, they've gotto go through background checks. That would
be in OSBI and a FBI backgroundcheck as well as a DHS background check.
What that means is you have tolook at you have to send some

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documents out and they come back andsay, look, we've looked on your
records. You don't have any felonies, you don't have any misdemeanors, you've
never had d just called against you, those kind of things, all right.
Number one. Number two, whenyou're looking about a step parent adoption,
you've got to look and see,Okay, so where is the biological
parent of that child that we're tryingto replace? All right? Are they

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alive? Are they dead? Ifthey're alive, do we know where they
are? Do they consent? Dothey agree to it? Do they not
agree to it? You have togive them notice. They can agree or
not agree. If they don't agree, then they can show up and you
know, can test potentially contest it. But remember, in a step parent
adoption, all right, and youdo an adoption without consent. When someone

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does not consent to the adoption,you have to prove one of two things.
Either a that they have failed tomaintain a substantial relationship with the minor
child in twelve of the fourteen monthsbefore you file for adoption, so we're
looking at a fourteen month window only, all right, Or b they have
failed to pay child support in someway. Now caveat on the child support.

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A lot of people think, well, there's not. There's never been
an order in the place, soI didn't feel the pachild support because there's
no order in place. Wrong,the statute says, and it has a
caveat that says, if there's noorder, it's based upon their ability to
pay. And the law looks andthinks that everybody has the ability to pay
something, even if it's just fivebucks a week when there's no order,

(01:48:17):
all right, or five bucks amonth, whatever it may be. Everybody
has the quote ability to pay something. So you can't just say, well,
I was so poor that I couldn'tpay anything. It's not how the
law looks at it. So again, it's either A or B. A
lot of times A and B gotogether, all right, they kind of
go hand in hand, but it'sA or B, and once that's done

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right, then rights can be terminated. Now. The one thing we always
have to worry about it whether itbe the kind of adoption that they're talking
about where they're looking for a childsomewhere where for a child, someone's getting
ready to give up a child,or through a steprint adoption, is is
does the Indian child well for actICWA or EQUA, Does it apply in
some way all right. So whatthat means is is you've got to look

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in and say, you know,is the child of Native American descent all
right? Or is the parent oneof the parents of Native American descent?
All right? If they are,then you have to give notice to that
particular tribe as well as the Indianof Bureau of Affairs and those sort of
things, so you can see ifthe tribe gets involved, all right,
And if it does, then that'sa whole other area of law where we

(01:49:20):
have to look and see, youknow, where their active efforts to try
and reunite the child with that parentbefore we filed for the adoption. If
there were and it didn't happen,great can move forward, child can be
adopted, all that good stuff,And if not, then it's a whole
other issue the court has to dealwith. So in regards to this individual,
doesn't sound like it's a step parentadoption. Sounds like it's they're trying

(01:49:41):
to find somebody who is wanting togive it their child. That's completely different.
I don't do a whole lot ofthose, to be honest. I
have some friends that do do those, simply because they can be complicated especially
if you're talking about adopting across statelines. If you're adopting across state lines
and you've out the Interstate Compact,which is a completely different act and different

(01:50:02):
law in regards to adopting a childacross state lines. So whoever this is,
please give me a call. I'dlove to talk a little more about
it. It can be overwhelming,It's somewhat it's not really different in a
lot in some ways in regards toa step per adoption, you still have
to do a petition. You stillhave to Even if you've got one parent
that's willing to give up the child, you still got the other parents somewhere,

(01:50:25):
the other biological parent. Do theyagree, do they not agree?
So they're very similar in a lotof ways. You just have some extra
steps to take. For example,if the mother is willing to give up
her rights, then you have totake her before I judge. You have
to ask ask her a laundry listof questions about giving up the child.
It all has to be kept onthe record. The record has to be
entered into the court file. Imean, there's all sorts of specific things

(01:50:46):
that must happen. So it canbe overwhelming. That's why you want to
contact us, and so we canhelp you with that. You don't want
to do a step parent adoption oran open adoption like this alone, we'd
love to help you. It canget rather even more complicated, I imagine
in international adoptions. Yeah. I'venever done one of those, but I
will tell you, having done somecls and talked to some attorneys on the

(01:51:08):
East and West coast, you know, when you're doing international adoptions, you're
now dealing with the Hague Convention andeven more laws than we have in Oklahoma,
and even more acts than the federalgovernment has in regards to adopting a
child from Korea or Africa or whereveryou're going to adopt from. It's a
whole nother different area. So youdefinitely want to do it the right way.

(01:51:30):
And I would imagine some people go, why does it have to be
so complicated for me to want toshit, like love a child, like
have it bring a child into myhome. Sure, So part of that
is is and I will tie thisback to Oklahoma in a minute, but
part of it is is that you'vegot to make sure that everything is every
eye is crowded, every I isdotted in every T is crossed, and
every lower case jay is dotted becauseyou don't want it to make it look

(01:51:55):
like a child is being bought,all right, So now if it is,
then obviously we've got slave issues.We've got you know, human trafficking
issues, those kind of things.That's why we have these laws in place
and the Hay Convention and all this, so we're not having those particular issues,
right number one and number two giveit a little more closer to home.

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One of the reasons that we haveequall right, most people may or
may not realize. They may mayhave after watching the latest movies about Oklahoma
and the os Agean Nation and Killersof the Flower. Was the Killers of
the Flower moon right, which wasfilmed in Pahuska, right in front of
my office in Pahuska actually, whichwas kind of neat to see. But
you know, a lot of thosethat dealt with individuals being killed over their

(01:52:40):
oil rights that we had kind ofthe same issues going on with Native American
children, where people would just likeagencies would just walk in, grab a
kid and walk out, and theparent would never see the Native child again,
and that child would be adopted outto a white family somewhere. So
EQUA was put into place to preventthat step from happening, to protect the

(01:53:03):
Indian nation and their children and wherethey're going and who they're going to.
So you know, we have allthese laws in place to protect the children.
Honestly about you know, where theycome from, where they're going,
who they're going to. Is isit safe? Is it not? So
you know these laws are in placeto protect the children. Jeff Finsley's joining
us from Hensley Associates. If youhave a question about divorce, custody,

(01:53:24):
guardianship, name change, any ofthose things that have to do with family
law, Jeff is here to help. He says, Am I legally entitled
to a copy of all the financialdisclosure papers that were filed out by my
filled out by my spouse during ordivorce. My attorney has never asked me
if I wanted a copy, Sotypically, first of all, I will

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say that would be odd, andhere's why, all right, during a
divorce, preceding part would be oddnot get in it or not asking both,
and here's why. All right,So during any family law proceeding as
far as child support or paternity,divorce, whatever it may be when there're
anytime there's any kind of money involved, all right, or anything. Really,

(01:54:06):
we do something that's called discovery,all right. Discovery is nothing more
than an information gathering phase. Forthose of us who are old enough to
remember Perry Mason, all right.I know there's some young ones out there
kind of going who But for thoseof us who are old enough to remember
Perry Mason, you know, inPerry Mason days, there was always a
surprise piece of evidence or a surprisewitness. The law hasn't function like that

(01:54:29):
in fifty plus years at least.So it's an open information exchange of all
issues. That includes financial issues.Okay, You've got to turn over every
financial document that you have, okay, no matter what. All right.
So if you've got a savings accountand a bank in Seattle that your spouse
doesn't know about, you got toturn it over. Okay, You've got

(01:54:49):
to turn over all those things,all right. The reason I'm bringing this
up is that in discovery there's documentsthat are received, all right, And
when you receive those documents, theattorney is supposed to immediately as soon as
we get and we read through,you see what's going on, and then
we send everything that we receive tothe client. So I'll receive what it

(01:55:10):
is, I'll send a list ofquestions out, and I'll get back all
the answers to the questions as wellas all the documents that have been asked
for. Okay, and then you'resupposed to the attorney is supposed to then
send it directly to the client sothey can start perusing and seeing what's there.
Because it's kind of a collaborative dealin the sense of we only know
as the attorney, we only knowwhat they've answered, but when we send

(01:55:31):
documents to the client, they cango Wait a minute, I remember my
husband saying, or my wife's saying, that they have an account somewhere up
in New York State from when theywere in college up there, and they
keep it still open, and Iknow for a fact they still transfer money
there. Okay, it wasn't produced. Now we've got to send a deficiency
letter and find out where are thosedocuments are. So it's collaborative in the
sense that you want the attorney wantsto send it to the client because you

(01:55:54):
may know more than what we do. All we know is what's on that
piper all right, and we're goingto take it as gospel because it's signed
by the individual or by the attorney. And understand, when people give When
a client gives us documents and answers, that's all we know as attorneys.
So you can't say, well,I know the fact for the fact the
attorney's withholding it. Well, that'snot generally the case, because we only

(01:56:15):
get what people give us, allright. And we can ask and ask
and ask and say, Lindsey,are you sure this is all? Are
you sure this is all? Areyou sure this is all? Are you
being honest with me? Are yousure this is all right? And they
keep saying yes, yes, yes, yes. But then we find out
that there's an account out there,and then obviously Lindsay and I need to
sit down and have a come toJesus about lying and about being honest about

(01:56:40):
document production. So the whole overarchingfact of this is is that discovery information
should have been provided to the client. That's the way it's supposed to go.
Again, it's collaborative. You mayknow more than we do. It's
helpful, but how do you balanceyour at turney not coming off to your
attorney like you know more than theydo when you're like, Hey, aren't
I supposed to get a copy?Hey? Do you see what I'm saying?

(01:57:02):
Like, Sometimes the question should alwaysbe has discovery been As a client
used to say, has discovery beensent to the other side, and the
attorney will say, yes, ithas. The answer to the next question
would be is well have you receivedany responses? Well, yes, I
have. Why haven't you sent themto me? It may be we just
haven't had time to process and wewanted to go through them so we could

(01:57:25):
put the list together and go overit with you. Maybe that's what happened.
I don't know. We typically don'tdo that. We typically immediately send
it on to the client so theycan start looking at it while I'm looking
at it. I do that becauseI would rather both of us go through
everything together, and I don't wantto delay the process anymore than we have
to, so immediately, anytime theyget a draft of anything from another side,

(01:57:45):
I immediately send it on, evenbefore I get a chance to review
it. Sometimes simply because I wantthe other I want my client to have
it the second that I do,so we can both start looking at things.
All right. They may catch somethingthat and it may take me a
day or two before I can getto that because I'm in trial or something
like that, Whereas they can goahead and start looking at things. You
know. Maybe that's I know that, maybe that's a practice that some people

(01:58:06):
don't like, but it works forme because I want them looking at it
the second that I get it,because I may not get to it for
another twenty four hours because of whatever. All right, I want them looking
at it immediately, and I knowthey've been waiting on it, so I
don't want them to wait anymore.So, yeah, it can be this
is why you want an attorney.But the question should be was it sent?

(01:58:28):
May I have a copy of it? You really shouldn't have to ask
for a copy of it. Imean we immediately, again, we immediately
send it on to clients. Butmaybe some offices do it differently. Again,
maybe the attorney was out on vacation. Maybe the attorney had a broken
ankle that had to have surgery.Now, obviously I have staff, you
know, so that wouldn't be asbig issue at my office because I have

(01:58:50):
staff that take care of things evenwhen I'm gone for a broken ankle surgery
like I had, But not allattorneys have multiple staff members to do that.
Sometimes it's just a singlet time Joorneythat does all the work themselves.
So you know, again, neverhurts to ask, but you should be
receiving a copy of it. JeffFinsley's here from Hensley and Associates. If
you need help with a divorce orhave questions about family law, now's the

(01:59:12):
time to get it in. Thisis this one says uh and I actually
have a little experience with this.It says, what if your divorce was
final and years later you find outyour ex spouse lied and falsified documents about
how much equity was in the houseand about where she lived the whole time
there were two kids involved. Okay, so typically when you're talking about equity,
you're gonna be you're gonna be talkingabout appraisals anyway, So you know,

(01:59:35):
I if the parties can't agree onwhat the house is worth, all
right, we do appraisals, sowe get a hard number and then parties
can agree or disagree on the appraisalnumber, all right. A lot of
times they agree, and then it'ssimply you take, you take what it's
worth minus what you owe equals theequity, right, It's typically how that's

(01:59:56):
done. So I don't really understandhow you would lie about equity simply because
it's kind of a it's a number. I mean again, appraisal value minus
what you o on it equals equity. Well, my experience with it with
it was in my divorce. Igot the house and I any profit I
had to split with her and shein the sale of the house. Correct.

(02:00:18):
And when she saw on Zillo itwas sold more from than what we
bought it for, she assumed therewas all this extra money, okay.
And once we showed disclosures of howmuch it paid for fees towards realtures and
there was a lean on the housecaused by her, there was actually money

(02:00:38):
owed, which she didn't want tohave any part of. So she just
went with Zillo thinking there was allthis money. So the idea that this
person saying they lied or falsefied mightnot necessarily be true. Correct, correct?
I mean, first of all,don't follow Zillo and whatever is online
okay, Zillo I have personally foundin my practice is inflated numbers. All

(02:00:59):
right. Don't don't follow Zillo,all right? If you're working with Zilo
or you own Zillo. You canhate me. I'm sorry, but your
website inflates numbers for whatever reason.Again, that's why we have appraisals to
get hard fest numbers and a lotof people. You know. Again,
when you sell a house, youshould amount of automatically. Everybody should understand
there are real tre fees unless youdo it yourself, which is rare and

(02:01:19):
a real pain in the butt,okay to do. There are realtor fees,
you know, typically it's anywhere betweenfive and eight percent, so you
know, unless the realtor agrees toknock down their percentage fee and all that
stuff, which some do. Okay, you know, but with that being
said, there's some cost involved inthat closing cost with the closing company and

(02:01:40):
all these other costs involved. Soyou know, you may be thinking,
oh, I'm gonna you know,there's one hundred thousand in equity and we're
going to boast put fifty. Wellnot necessarily. If you sell the house,
all right, and you both haveto absorb those costs, there may
be ten or twenty thousand dollars tiedup in fees, which means you both
take a lower amount. So partof that's just education. Part of that

(02:02:01):
is is you know, you canask a realtor, you can ask an
attorney that does these things like us. You know about those fees if you
don't understand where they are, wherethey come from. So you know there's
a lot involved in that. Butyou know it may or may not be
real in this particular person's case asfar as where they lived. Who cares.
I don't know why that would beimportant to this individual. Maybe there's

(02:02:21):
a component to their case where itwas important to the court at some point
I'd have to find out. Imean, there's some missing holes here in
regards to that. But if we'rejust looking at the amount of money in
the house, again, there's waysto protect against that. If you're ever
unclear, get an appraisal. They'relike four hundred bucks. I think some

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are doing five hundred now, butI mean, you know they're between three
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that after that, and the partiescan figure out are we going to sell
the house or is someone going totake is someone going to keep the house
and give the other side their equity. I mean, there's all different ways

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Mad Morning shown four six so kmod cut also text emms and then what
you want to say to A twonine four five Something interesting that happened over
the holiday. The Twoey Girl gota lot more attention where it was announced
that she signed with a management companyto represent her and they said that they

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will do all they can to helpexpose America's sweetheart, which is a weird
reference because I didn't know one JenniferAniston gave it up and riese with a
spoon and whoever else. And alsoshe's talking about oral sex and that's a
weird but nonetheless, and that sheis putting together a documentary, well that's

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fun. And I was telling Lindsayearlier now that we've seen her sober and
with natural light and she's not prettybecause she said hawk Tooey is what makes
her pretty, and uh, shedidn't feel that like she's got it right,

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She's got something mmm she could doas adult film. She's got good
advice. Maybe Listen, I knowplenty of girls that said they do things
and they don't right, So justbecause she said anything, don't mean she
good at anything. That's the truth. And a documentary, Bob, what

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about her? Right? What aboutthe history of Hakua, She said,
a funny thing drunk on the streets. Actually, so what right? Right?
But she is jumping on it man, getting her fifteen minutes of fame.
Yeah, sure, I read somewhereshe's already made like almost six figures.
She hasn't she There was also shedid an interview and she said,
let me clear up the facts.She's like, my dad's not a preacher.

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I have not made a single centon anything sold. Just I don't
know how you act. It's like, in fact, everything that is sold
has nothing to do with me.So I'm going to come after the people
that are making these things because I'vehired management. We're coming out with our
own line of merchandise. So lookfor this this fall, this fall.
Yeah, done by that exactly.She won't be anything by then. You

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gotta you gotta hit while the iron'shot, man, and you're gonna go
after people. Good luck, exactly, good luck. Right, she's not
the one who's coined the phrase hawkhas been around for a while. Well,
even if they use her likeness orwhatever, you know, along a
court case will take right and noteverybody's gonna settle. And you're gonna go

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to court with everybody. Yeah,I don't know if the money is there.
I'm sure they're selling some Hawk toyshirts, right, but it's not
like selling a major League Baseball teamjersey right right, trying to think of
like do the bart Man. I'mtrying to think like the most successful big
Dog t shirts. Like I'm tryingto think of like Ed Hardy whatever.

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It's not like there's gonna be millionsof dollars and to track how much,
I don't know. How would youeven figure that out? Yeah, and
she's not a school teacher. Someonesaid she was a school teacher and that
went viral or whatever. No,she's not. She worked at a spring
factory and she quit that job.Yeah I would. I would think you

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feel like you had naked Unless she'sgot some hidden talent. We don't know,
Like she's a good TV host,you know what I'm saying. I
can do entertainment reports, but Ican't imagine. And I'm just taking a
like a shot here. Entertainment tonightis going to have the Hawk Twoy girl
doing special celebrity. It doesn't legitimizeher. Zach Bryant pulled her up on

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stage to sing with him. Sure, because that works. Uh huh,
that works. I could see maybeeven Katie Perry doing that, right,
right, But that is not becauseshe's the flash in the pan, right,
and I'm sure she's getting some coolexperiences. But overall, if she

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comes out with a million dollars,would be a massive shock to me.
Your stuff's coming out in the fallin three months, right, which by
then it'll be forgotten. They'll bethe two girls, one cup girl.
Right. It's the most bizarre thingto see. Yeah, and then you

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hear her talk and you're just like, that doesn't sound like somebody who's got
a hidden talent to be in broadcasting. No, not like the guy with
the golden voice, right, youknow, addicted to crack cocaine. Right.
I'm not saying people with Southern drawscan't do Nascar. They can.
But she to be a generalized person, I don't know, I don't know.

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I don't even the girl that messedup the Miss America thing, oh
yeah, right, and therefore suchas like she didn't recover very well,
and I know that's not the same, but it's a viral moment, right,
you know who was still doing good? Terry? Yeah, every year.

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Every year, it's no longer thefourth of July. Back up Terry
Day. There. No, that'san excellent point. I don't know how
the hawk to unless someone else sayssomething and they'll be like, she's now
going to be a Remember when personI saw a great meme and it was
I don't even know what holiday itis because Reese's Peanut butter cups hasn't come

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out with Yes, has pardoned me, hasn't come out with a Fourth of
July certain candy? For what wouldit be? I mean, they could
do American flag, they could doa firework. They barely can do a
pumpkin in a tree statue shoots inyour mouth when you chew it. No,
or it could be a firecracker.I don't know. Are you trying

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to imply they're not patriot why?Because they have that for everything else.
Bear the tree barely looks like atree. The pumpkin doesn't even look it's
the outline of a pumpkin, rightright right. The egg they're missing it,
they're missing. Oh, the eggbarely looks like an egg. It's
just oval. How come they don'tdo a Thanksgiving one either, like a

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like a shape of a turkey ora turkey leg. Why don't they do
a Columbus Day one or Valentine's Dad. They're missing it. Listen, lindsay
they don't need us to help themfigure it out. Sure they do.
No, that can't. He sucksanyway. You said some abominations, but

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it's just not I don't know.Maybe it's just me because I do.
I used to like Reeses right backin the day, but it seemed like
within the past, i don't know, ten years, something changed in their
peanut butter. It's just not thesame anymore. It's just it's just well,
if you're buying the warehouse market version, sure, no, these aren't
fleeces. These are races. Man, I didn't get a pack of creases.

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I'll never forget it. The onetime my mom was like because they
were expensive, and my mom boughtknockoff ones and I was like, that's
like, what is that. She'slike, it's a Reese's peanut butter gum.
I'm like, no, it's not, no, no, no.
That tastes like putting jamas a dollarbin. All right, we gotta take
a break, we'll be back.Good morning. It's the big Mad Morning

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Djibouti is a great name for aporno. I also learned, with eleven

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seasons, over seventy awards, overone hundred nominations, and six spinoffs,
the Walking Dead is a show nobodyreally likes. Can be what you learned
today, I'll learn up boeing assafe unless you're a whistleblower, and then
they'll kill you. I also learnnot to tell Lindsey you got a turtle

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head poking out. I learned Lindsaygot a tutorial on how to avoid hitting
things in the road. And Ialso learned that guy who tried to vandalize
at home, people are like,you're a liar, liar pants on fire?
No, no, you're actual pants. We're on fire. It's Corbin
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