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Blank's canvas, backyard cooler, umbrella, stools. God knows you need the
umbrella right block the sun anyway.You can't block the heat with it.
I mean you can't a little bit, but that just goes round. Shade
makes a dramatic difference, ain't atthe truth? I had seen this guy.

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I was rolling down to forty fouryesterday and there was this guy walking
down the side of the highway andhe had a what looked like a piece
of foam that I guess he foundon the side of the road, but
he was using it to block thesun off of his face. And I'm
like, I guess that makes sense. If you're hoofing it down the highway,
you know you don't want that sunbeating down on you too much.

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But again, the heat just goesround and engulfs you. I guess it
kept from being blinded. But whateverthe times that people underestimate how a twelve
by twelve square can save your life. Hmmm. Like you just gave the
example of going to Chiefs games.You bring a twelve by twelve piece of

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carpet. You stand on it whenit's cold outside because the cold from the
concrete of the stadium transfers through yourfeet. It'll make the world a difference.
I never thought about bringing an arearug or a welcome map. Sods
like a welcome map. Yeah,some people bring cardboard. Okay, that
makes sense, stand on it tomake because it's so cold. Yeah,

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but even if you're walking in thewind, the rain, the sun.
At what point do you think intime they were like just holding like animal
carcass And I'm like, we gottacome up with a better. We got
to reinvent the mouse trap here,all right, Right, Someone's like I
am tired of getting wet. Heygrab that deer scam, you know,

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and and we'll take a couple ofbranches from trees. We'll tie it to
that right trip. It's like,how was the umbrella invented, and I
bet you that's exactly how it is. So they like, all right,
well we got these sticks attached tothis this deer carcass. Well this sucks
holding it up. We need ahandle of swords. Won't you drink this
stick and shove it right here?Right? Boom? Umbrella invented first.

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Umbrellas were believed to have come fromChina as far back as thirty five hundred
PC. Wow. Wow, Chineseman getting everything first. Gunpowder. It's
one of the civilizations, right,It kind of makes so it would make
sense that they would have it beforeAmerica. So bs They just the liberal

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text books saying that Americans didn't getit first anyway. Umbrellas were made of
bamboo sticks, that makes sense.It was very very diligent, dense,
yeah, with animal skins stretched acrossthem to offer protection from the sun and
rain. That makes sense. Thatmakes sense. When we go, like

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to watch my girl, my daughtercheer at games, well I'll take an
umbrella in the fall, like inthe like August. Yeah, I mean
it helps out tremendously. Even thoughit's one hundred and sixteen outside, it
still helps. We got parents bringingup the pop up tents and setting them
in the bleachers at football games itgets so hot. Yeah, they're right,

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and they do them at the angle. Yes, yeah, I'm I'm
this is my kingdom. Yeah,I get it. I always annoyed with
those parents because I'm like, youknow, there's people behind you, so
yeah, so so who cares?If you like it, you should get
here first. Uh. There isUh there's some people that go have all

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out setups and they have like thetint that's they can get in and you
close it, but it's clear likeplastic, like ah wow, yeah,
good, good for you. It'slike a little house, set up your
launch air, got your cooler inthere. It's one of those things that's
comical till you need it right rightand they're like hey can I can I

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come join you in your tent?Totally what happens. There was one game
last year, I mean it wasa downpour and my wife was like,
do you think they'll have they'll cheerI was like, is it thundering or
lightning? She's like no, andI'm like then they will, even the
cheerleaders. And I was like,I would think so I have zero experience

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with cheerleaders. That's an honest statement, and right because only sure say that
too. What's his name from?Lamba lamb lamber? He raped her?
Come on, come on, Iknow he did. She thought she thought

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it was god dang, she thoughthe was someone else and he wore a
mask and proceeded to have sex andshe was excited. Yes, that movie
yet still played today, shows amass class scene and nobody thinks anything of
it. Oh, it's just thenerd getting looky with the cheerleader. Hey,

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Nate, nerds can rape two truthis good enough for the Josh Nerds.
Excellent point, right, stealing underwear? Great movie, gentlemen, We
have bush just so many absurdity things. They drill a hole for a camera

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and then like put the piece ofplastic into the room. Like how would
these I know some we joked atblondes or idiots or whatever, but I
would feel a complete break in thewhite line of the ceiling. Right,
And it's not like those cameras weresmall. This is the eighties. There
were still massive square boxes that theydropped down through the ceiling. Hey,

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how did they get There's no internet, so how did they get to stream
all the way back to their house? Their nerds man, they did nerd
things. They had the Internet beforeno one else. No, they just
strunk cable is all it was.You imagine how long that was. No
satellite dish if I remember, likesome sort of signal shoe. But either
way, either way, nerd stuff. God gotta love the nerds man less

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they're raping. And even then wedidn't have a problem with it. Right,
We're like, it's a nerd.It's like, lett the special needs
kids score touchdown. You're like,it's fine, right, let the nerds
score. Yeah, okay, right, anyway, umbrella's got it, okay,
And so we go to the gameand sure enough they're playing and my

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wife's like, I'm not gonna go. I'm gonna keep our youngest here.
I'm like, makes sense. SoI go stand in the ring with an
umbrella. You know, my poordaughter's out there cheering for the other second
graders. And then this family showsup. They put their thing up.
Everybody wanted to be their friend,yeah, everybody, and they're like uh

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huh uh huh yeah, I canstill hear you through this. And that's
how the apocalypse is gonna go Fora second, about buying one. I
love stuff like that. I knowmy wife hates stuff like that. I
love stuff like that. It seemslike a lot to put up, but
worth it when you need uh.It's all a dirp andor dirp uh huh

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until you need it. But aren'tthey just like a pop up situation?
Like real easy? It sounds likesomeone who's never set one up. Have
you ever set up a pop up? They're they're easier than pitching a tent.
Sure, yeah, that's like inthe morning, that's like, can
you just photoshop me out of that? It's not like the old times?

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No, that's true. Sure,it still takes some work. Did you
look up the price of one?I don't remember what they are, but
yes, yeah, I'm debating onone this year. Yeah, because my
other daughter's doing it too now.So now we have double the games to
go to. What makes sense?It'd be a wise investing. I don't
know about that. Oh, justthinking, not only for the games.

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I mean, if you ever goout lake or whatever, do something,
you have it right there. It'sit's multi purpose, you know, not
just for the games that you haveto sit in the rain or you know,
avoid the sun or whatever. Idon't have a Yetti. I have
like a Vetti cooler, right,some knockoff, and it's massive. I
use it maybe every fifteen months really, so I hear you. But it

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sits in the attic, and whenI get it, it's big and bulking.
I'm like, god, God,yeah, you end up falling through
the ceiling. I get it,yes, yeah, And I'm not allowed
in the attic anymore. And thenI have a smaller yetty like a real
Yetti one. But no, Yeah, stuff like that takes up space,
right, And to me, whenyou get stuff that, you're going,
all right, what do I Whatcould I put? If I put something

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here? That means I'm saying noto a bunch of other stuff I can
put right here, right right rightright. But at one time you need
it, you're gonna be like god, damn it. I wish I would
have gotten that. Yeah, Idon't. I don't like to live with
the one. You know, oneday I'll need this, right, I'm
trying to break that cycle. Igot plenty of empty boxes, right,
That's how you end up with abucket full of olds loose screws and nuts

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and washers and bolts and stuff.You never know. I've been thinking because
I have a tool, like atool cabinet thing. It's got, you
know, all my tools. Butit's also a catch all for anything manly
hardware related, random like plugs,right, steaks. You never know what

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zip ties yep. I mean itis a catch all. And I am
debating just emptying it really and justdumping it. You know, the moment
that you do, you'd be like, I had some zip ties around your
side. I didn't say, well, I'm not gonna get rid of like
zip ties. Those things are likegold as you get older. Truth,
the longer the better, That's whatshe because I can just nip it off

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the same thing, That's what shesaid. But yeah, there's things that
I'm like, I don't why doI need this one screw? I don't
see the thing about it is though, And I'll feel you on that way.
And I keep all the random loosescrews, nuts, bolts, washers,
all that stuff. And then oneday the latch on the saddle bag

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on my bike, the screws hadstripped out or whatever came out and I
had to fix it, and I'mlike, oh, cramp, I'm sure
I've got something around here that willfit this hole and shown up. I
got digging around and all right,random screw for the save. Yeah,
I hear you the number of timesthough that I've went to look for something

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I want and can't find it becauseit's covered in random screw for the save.
Right, It hardly pays off whenI could just empty it. And
when I need that random screw forthe save, I know we're loses too,
and all that grief for thirty ninecents for a dollar nine. It
don't matter why I spend thirty ninecents if you don't have to, because

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the drive right, right, becauseof all the times I can't find something
because it's covered by the random screwthat I will need in twenty seventy two.
I'm just saying, wouldn't it beawesome if you could put like the
date you're gonna need it right onit? Yeah, it'll be fantastic.
Like let's say you had some youknow, special superhero power where these iPhone

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boxes or printer boxes or whatever itis that you save clutter you don't need,
and it would just put the dateon it that you need it,
because then it's like, well,twenty seventy two, I'm probably there's a
chance I might make it to that, but doubtful. Yeah, pitch,
yeah, how great would that be? Away? Amazing? It would be

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all right, Rather than I mightI can go whoo. The chances of
me making it to eighty five andhaving the dexterity to get up and go
to get it, pitch, yep. Fair enough. Amount of clutter that
we put in our lives is justastounding to me. And I try to

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get rid of it, and I'mstill like, god, dang, it's
hard to let go. It reallyis. I don't maybe I don't have
a lot of sentimental value to abox, but for some reason, right,
let mephrase my statement. I havegot so many boxes in my garage
right they're covering up a motorcycle anda half. Okay, yeah, that's

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that is insanity. It is,it is. But here's the thing,
all right, I've moved enough timesin my life and had to go dumpster
diving for boxes or go to theliquor store and be like you go some
empty boxes, I can steal that. I'm just like, you know what,
I'm not going to do that anymore. So if I get a decent

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box, then that's true. I'mgoing to hold on to it. You're
working on it. I am,uh so if I get a deal,
I'll get something right, whether it'sAmazon or you know, something to buy
at the store. And I'm like, all right, this is a good
size box that I could use formoving. If I can't use it for
moving, then I ain't messing withit, you know what I mean,

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Like those like refrigerator boxes or TVboxes is another one. I'm like,
I can't use this to move,so unless you're moving your TV right,
even then, I'll talk them intoanother box right right now. Even then,
I'll just cover it with blankets,you know, like four or five
to make sure it doesn't get damage. But it has to be a good
moving box. How many blankets doyou own? A lot? I don't

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a lot? Why because I've moveda lot, and I've moved a lot.
I hear you. But here's thething about the boxing. And all
the time you've ever moved, haveyou ever had to move your stuff holding
your hands? Yes, No,you've always figured it out right, like
moving individual things like I've got myarms full, and I just yes,
because you can't find a box rightbecause you've never not gotten a box.

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Absolutely. Yeah, So you're justwasting space, yeah with the box.
Yeah, but it saves a tripdigging through a big locks dumpster or going
to the liquor store whatever. Right, But here's the thing. Do you
have plans to move in the immediatefuture. I am actually looking at it,
you know, I'm looking at tryingto get the hell out of that

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house that I'm in now. Now. Granted, when that will be,
I have no idea, but Ican tell you where's that contract up.
I will be, Oh, it'sbeen up for a while. I'm a
month to month for like four yearsnow. But the fact of it is,
so no plans to move. Whenit is that time, I will
be prepared. And besides, you'realready gonna go to the liquor store anyway,
exactly, Like like, oh,don't punish me by going to the

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liquor store. That's the thing,right, I go in there for boxes
and then I come out with twohandles and no boxes. You see what
I'm saying. So it's like,moy, googly moogly, don't make me
go dumps diving. So when you'realready dumpster diving, I know you.
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Morning Showing ninety seventy five. AMoDMan stopped at customs with one hundred live

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snakes down as pants. Yeah,I'm good on all that. M hm,
you know, or really smuggling anykind of animal critter in my pants
I'm always fascinating when we talk aboutpeople smuggling something through customs. It's pretty
I consider it pretty stressful for sure. Yeah, because you know they're going

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to search you. You know they'regoing to find you. No, not
necessarily. They don't necessarily search youwhen you go through customs when you enter
a country. To be fair,I've never gone through customs before. So
okay, when you come back fromAmerica, when you come go to another
country, they don't necessarily search you. That's not an automatic they Like in
Mexico, you go through and theyhave a button and you push it and

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it's either red or green, andif it's green, you can go.
If it's red, they're checking you. Really, it's pretty it's pretty not
simple. Yeah, okay, huh. So sometimes in America, they they're
just profiling people. Gotcha. There'speople staying around and they go, hey,
do you have your stuff? Comehere. I'd never make it through.
Oh, you'd be surprised. Theyknow exactly what they're looking for.

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You look like a terrorist. Yeah, I'm fine, honestly. And a
lot of times it's based off thecountry you're coming from or going to.
Gotcha, gotcha makes sense? Yeah, it's pretty impressive. Do you watch
that? I love it? Loveit? What is what is the Is
there a certain country that they so, Columbia is a pretty big one,
make Dominican Republic, Some countries inAfrica, some countries in Europe. Just

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depends on the city, flight,right, time of day, right itinerary?
Yeah, all countries that end withstand well, one hundred snakes in
your pants. I don't even knowhow you would keep like a straight face
or you know what I mean?Do you practice? Yeah? I would,
I would think you'd have to.Well, I'll see your snakes and
raise you. One Ohio man foundwith hamsters in his pockets Richard gear right,

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wrong pocket? Justin Timberlake is openinga sports bar with tiger woods.
Oh all right, that doesn't soundlike it's gonna go Well it's I mean,
they can call it hitting the treer. You know, let me call
you calling you from being drunk,right, call you a cab ship Mint

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of live ship, yep ship Mintof live eels spills at Vancouver Airport.
That's gotta suck. Yeah. Ijust saw a reel of some fishermen on
a boat and one guy is upon the pole scared to death because there

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is a live eel on board goingcrazy and this guy wants nothing to do
with it. There's another guy onboard trying to get the eel, but
this guy looks like he's about toask his pants up this pole just you
know, of course I probably wouldbe up that pole too. I mean,
if it's an electric eel, maybe, yeah. Eels are kind of
creepy looking. This thing was massive. Is it eels? The one?

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They don't know how they reproduce?No, they self reproduce asexual sexual One
hundred and eight year old Alabama womanstays young by flirting with men with mustaches
firemen right Policeman Corbyn. Last month, government finally says says goodbye to floppy

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discs. It's about damn yeah.Do you own any floppy discs? I
got one? Do you own anyfloppy inincerity? Do you own mister horder?
No? No, I do notown any kind of floppy discs.
I have got all kinds of likeflash drives, thumb drives and stuff like

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that, but no floppy DISCSKA Hawaiianair. What's that do you? I
don't think so, Okay, Idon't think so. I have to check
the boxes in his attic. Hawaiianairport evacuated after what looked like two grenades
were found in passengers carry on,I'll do it. Mm hmmm. We

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got stopped in Mexico. They pulledour bags, uh, trying to leave
the country and they wanted to checkand uh, which whatever, check.
I don't care. I got nothing, and uh, They're like, who's
is this? Of course, Iwas like, pointed to my daughter,
right, and they're like, canI look through? And I was like,
of course. And he goes openit and take stuff out. I'm

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like, ah, because she's nine. Yeah, so it's not like one
it's organized or two had makes anysense, right, there's no telling what's
in there. Yeah, And sowell I check it to make sure there's
no anyway. So she's we startpulling stuff out and he's like that it
was a bag of rocks. That'swhat kids do. Absolutely. Georgia town

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rocked by Margarita butt funnel controversy socrazy. Do you know the story?
Couple goes into the Mexican restaurant.They're literally pouring pictures of Margarita's down their
butts to get maybe to get drunk, like there's pictures, like, like,

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butt chugging is a thing, yeah, butt chugging yeah in America.
Yeah, but chugging Margarita's. Theywere doing an enema of Margarita's in America.
There's pictures of it. And itwasn't for like YouTube or something.
Oh, maybe maybe they were tryingto read the article. So maybe they
were just trying to get click clicksfor sure, but arrested for it.

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You can't do especially in public.Right, Yeah, she's got her thongs
on what a date night? Doyou say some You're there with your family
trying to have some marks. Ithink I would say something, what are
they doing? Well? Yeah,like but would you say something to them?

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Would you get involved? Of courseI'd be like, look at these
two clowns. No, because they'reprobably wasted and you don't want to make
strong people m my with my children. Yeah, you're out there with the
family, your family. Yeah,but pay the bill? Yeah if we've

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eaten already. Yeah, if wehaven't eaten, So you're just sitting there
waiting because they're real fast with thecheck. GIMPI oh, yeah, I
get involved. I get involved?Hey can I can I get some of
that? No, let me getsome of them, Margerie and Frank goes
sure, yeah, absolutely, bendover any wait, no, no,

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no, let me give you thisfunnel you Frank? What's up? Brother?
Picture, special moves, special players, special Team. Yeah, I
don't. It depends on where we'resitting, Like, what's the is my
are my children in the field ofyou? Gotcha? So if they can
see it you're getting, you'll probablyleave. I know we'll probably leave,

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okay, But if they can't seeit, you're just sitting there watching.
Uh. I mean, I'm notwatching, but I can have a little
more self control not watch. It'sone I kind of pointed that maybe maybe.
And if my wife is like,we're leaving, I'm going, okay,
Like I don't care. Do wehave we we even haven'ty gone on
appetizer ship? Yeah, I justordered Cheina Let's Taco Tuesday. What do

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you that's me? Yeah. YouTubecouple roasted for using two year old and
hot car as quote content. Yeah, you can't do that. It boggles
me. We still have to remindpeople don't leave your kid in cars.
Put your shoe back here in abecksy right. If you see if you

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walk around in Walmart and you seesomebody limping because they only have one shoe
on. You know what's up?Absolutely? Yeah, Ohio woman, Ohio
women get jail for weekend at Bernie'splot. That happens a lot, actually
or people, well it does people, will you know what I'm gonna hold

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on. What happens a lot peopleusing like the dead person to continue getting
their checks. Okay, social Securitychecks, which is exactly what happened.
And this, okay, all weekendat Bernie's was was to create this facade.
And they held him up with afishing string. That's so when I
hear weekend at Bernie's, that's whatI think of. These bitches put this
guy, this dead old man inthe car and drove to the bank and

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went through the drive through so theycould cash his social Security And that's at
Bernie's. Absolutely for most people thatdo it to get the check just are
like she's asleep, right when reallyshe's in the freezer, right, are
still in bed covered in dolls.Fifty seven year old golf course groundsman killed

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by a swarm of bees. Ohyeah, awful way to go. Politician
blames women for rising male suicides.It is drive you crazy, man,
penis size predicting dating app matches couplessexual mojo using just photos of their hands.
I'm half hilarious and Yes sink drinkviral trend spreads E Coli and Salmonila

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sink translation, poop m M,and wat Chicken. Boss Don's coconut bra
grass skirt to show appreciation for employeesjust trying to liven things up around here.
Man, if you guys hit yourgoals, all wear a grass skirt
and a coconut bra, go getthem. Did you hear that Boss said

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that he's gonna put on a skirt. Sure beats a pizza party. I
mean, have you seen that videowhere those people line up in the hallway
and they're like on Fridays, ifwe get one person does the putt and
it's super long distance and if theymake the putt, they get to go
home for the day. They doit first thing, right in the morning,
so it shows this up. It'sgot to be like one hundred two

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hundred employees lining the super long hallwayright and they're watching this putt and I'm
sure they've probably missed it one hundredtimes. It goes in, they jump
like they've just won the World Cup. Their team just won the Super Bowl,
and they're hugging each other. It'sthe most amazing thing. And all
I can think of is they missedout on a pizza party. Yeah for

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real? Uh to me? Floridaman breaks into home, drinks alcohol,
eats chips as family escapes over fence. Oh like they ran out, they
ran away. Huh. Man useshis own ribs to replace his nose after
it's ripped off by a dog coming. Yeah, I guess it's all part

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legitimate political party under pressure to proveall its candidates are real people. Ah,
I promise you really real. Butthink about it. With AI,
you could totally create the image ofa politician who cares what they look like.
You can control what they do bygiving recommendations to the AIP, telling

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it, hey, don't ever saythis, always do that, Like,
and how would you know? Howwould you know they're real? It is
kind of brilliant and terrifying. Aman takes challenge to eat like a tiger
shark and consume forty one thousand calories. That's pretty pretty insane. He like,

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he goes and like fast for aday and works out right in this
extreme heat or whatever cycles and vendada dah, and then he ended up
eating like it was so much foods, like four quarts or four tubs of
Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Itwas they said, an entire slab of
cheesecake, just all this stuff andit was forty one thousand calories is what

(33:24):
this guy ended up doing in twentyfour hours, kind of like the super
Size Medial something like it. Hejust wanted to see, you know,
well, that was different. Thatwas about That wasn't about CLOrk intake.
That was about just eating McDonald's,right, right. This guy said he
ended up gaining twenty two pounds inthat twenty four hour. Sure, Michael

(33:45):
Phelps says in the Rock have beencompared to like their CLOrk intake, right,
like how much they take. AndMichael Phelps was like, I was
burning so many, right, Iwas trying to keep keep up right and
not lose a muscle. And hewas doing twelve thousand. Still, that's
just four times in that that's insane. Singapore has approved sixteen and six for

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food. You know what the mostdangerous animal in the world is, So
that's no, okay, no,what is it? Hippopotamus? Oh yeah,
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(34:27):
hippo in the water. It's terrifying. Oh yeah, hippo farts are hilarious.
Those are My daughter loves it.But they look like they're not gonna
do anything and they're very like,I'm just kind of jogging and then I'm
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morning? How y'all. Good man, Brady, what's your controversial parenting opinion.
Ah, if my kid's getting bulliedor something like that, they you

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know, verbals one thing, butif they start getting physical. My kids
are taught to defend themselves fully,and that's controversial. That would feel about
well, you know, nowadays itis used to it. It didn't be,
you know, such a big deal, but nowadays it's all we'll go
tell the teacher and all that.Well, that works sometimes, but sometimes
it don't. And how do youteach them to defend themselves? Ye know,

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I wrestled with my kids a lot. I kind of you know,
I play around a lot with them, kind of rough. Uh, but
they you know, they do,they box and stuff like that. They
take boxing class. Yeah, I'mgood for that. That's cool. So
do you do you mean like it'smore controversial because in the school, the

(36:22):
school system will automatically suspend them forfighting. Oh, I mean that's that
same way it was when I wasin school too. I mean they always
whoever whoever got the worst, thoughusually you know, the other kid got
suspended. But uh, you know, sometimes them kids are just relentless.
And nowadays with Facebook and all thatthey can't get away from it, because

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when I was in school, itwas whoever threw the first punch would always
be the one that would get senthome. It got well, I think
a lot of times they just sendboth of them most of the time.
Now that's what I've heard too.Now it is definitely both part which I'm
okay with which I'm a yeah,I am too. I want my kid
to defend I'm with you. Iwant my kid to defend themselves. And

(37:04):
if you get suspended for it,you get suspended for it. But it's
okay to learn to defend yourself.Absolutely. Yeah. As long as you're
going in the wrong and you were, you know, doing what you were
supposed to do, then I haveno problem with them. Well, let's
find out what you're gonna get aGimpy. No, just because you don't
think like everyone else, We're gonnagive you a case of blue Moon bulg
and white ael min to you.Pretty think you're taking the time. Hang

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away beer for frigaking Ay Friday.What's your controversial parenting opinion? Case bluemon,

(39:21):
Belgian white ale could be yours Andhere's how you do it. You
text BMMS space and then the answerto what's your controversial parenting opinion to the
phone number eight two nine four five. We've already given away one case of
beer. We'll do a couple more. So get your text over to us.
Lindsay you what's your controversial parenting opinion? I think that being too overprotective

(39:45):
of your kids and always invading theirprivacy doesn't stop them from getting into trouble.
It just makes them better at hidingit. Like my dad used to
call my aunt, his sister aNazi parent with my cousin, who was
a year than me, she couldn'tdate, She wasn't allowed to date while
living under her roof at all,and she would make her wear dresses to

(40:09):
school at least four days a week. She could wear shorts in the summer
or pants during fall and winter whatever. One day a week she was allowed
to choose her own outfit. Andshe was just very very strict. Wasn't
allowed to do sleepovers, wasn't allowedto have friends over, very strict.

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And when my cousin was younger,she wanted to grow up and become an
astronaut. And I thought that wasso cool. I thought she was so
goal oriented and I thought, mycousin is going to do big things like
with her life. Sure, amazing, she wants to be an astronaut,
super smart, like a lot ofkids want to be astronauts. Postman.
Yeah. But when my cousin waseighteen, she literally she moved out,

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got a few tattoos, started doingcocaine, became a junkie. She didn't
go to college. And she blamesher parents for that in the way she
was raised because she did not haveshe just went wild. She went nuts
because she didn't have any freedoms.Yeah, but blaming your parents is ridiculous.

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You're an adult, you make yourchoices. Sure, but she didn't
have any freedoms whatsoever growing up.But to imply if you have freedoms growing
up, you won't do cocaine isinsane. True, she just rebelled big
time. That but that's her choice, right, It's not her parents' fault.

(41:49):
She rebelled. Maybe so, butshe just didn't have the opportunity to
make mistakes or make you know whatI mean, have the just always you
have to be perfect all the time, right, But to imply that she
didn't know, like there was thisneed to just rebel, so it was
just redlining until she could and thenshe just did Malibu miles to like,

(42:14):
right, that's kind of that isan attic statement. That's crazy. So
how do you but for you,that's a great story about your cousin.
But you Yeah, I being toooverprotective? How are you overprotective? No,
I'm not. I'm not overprotected.Not to be over Okay, how

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are you not overprotective? You haveto you have to allow them to make
mistakes so they can learn from them. That's why I don't feel like that's
controversial. You just can't keep upon a tight leash like that. Yeah,
what's a tight leash to you?Allowing them to go out with friends,
having curfews. Not you don't.You don't have to wear a dress

(43:00):
every day to school or suit andtie. I will say that there were
their kids wear suits are well.My aunt did that for my cousins for
sure. Her son had to weara tie once a week to school,
which wasn't horrible if you played sports. I know a lot of football players
do that on game days, thingslike that. We always wore jerseys,

(43:22):
yeah, or jerseys yeah, butI think on away games. I think
you do wear a tie in someschools, but I mean it's just over
protection like that is to me isnuts. Yeah, when you only let
them choose their own clothes one dayout of the week, that's a little
too tight. Yeah, absolutely absolutely. We're giving away beer for freaking a

(43:44):
Friday, a case of blue MoonBelgian wide ale. What's your controversial parenting
opinion? Gim me Almont pissing peopleoff? I don't care. I don't
know how because it's your opinion exactly, and it's controversial. Right of the
point. Right. I believe childrenshould be seen and not heard. I
believe you can be a kid allyou want, yell, scream, hoot

(44:05):
and holler, jump around, dancearound. But do that s over there.
I'm here trying to do my thing. I'm having a conversation. Hey,
hey, hey, hey, lookwhat I can do. Look what
I can do. Hey, takeright, take that somewhere else. If
you want to act a fool,if you want to do that, you
know, have at it. Doit in your room, take it outside.

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It worked for my parents, itworked for me, and it worked
for my kids. All right,So kids should be seen and not heard.
Okay, what's your controversial parenting opinion? A case of blue moon,
Belgian white ale could be yours bmmsand what that is to eight two nine

(44:51):
four five. I am confident Ihave a lot of them, so I'm
gonna pick one. I had onepretty much since we talked about this yesterday,
locked in, and then this morningI think I changed it. And
that is, uh, sleepovers.My kids aren't going to do sleepovers,
okay, honestly, I mean atfirst, you're like, right, that's

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weird. You should let your kidsgo and have fun, have fun with
their friends or whatever. Yeah,but with as many stories come out of
the friend's dad diddling the brother brother'sfriend exactly I am. I am with
you on that one. You know, my kids never really had any sleepovers.
They would have their friends come overto our place or whatever, you

(45:36):
know, And it's not like Inever really said, hey, you could
go to you can't have a sleepoverover there. If they would ever ask,
I probably would have. But it'sjust I get it. I get
it. So many creepers out there, and especially with the statement that Lindsay
said about not being overbearing, Icould see how people would think not let
your kids do sleepovers is overbearing.Somebody texted him it says it's your job

(45:59):
as parents, a teacher child howto function in society. I do agree
to that to a degree. Butat what age do you let your kids
the world have exposure to your child? Right? And so there's this video
online I saw and it was ofa parent who was their kid was going

(46:21):
to go over to this house andchose the mom calling over to the house.
I'm like, oh, you know, what's your guys' policy on screens
and and you know who will alsobe also be in the home. What
time do you usually make kids goto bed when they sleep over? Do
you guys have guns in the house, do you guys have other weapons,
like asking those questions, which areis a weird that's a weird series of

(46:45):
questions to interrogate another family right onwhat they do? Also kind of fair,
absolutely fair, But you would neverdo You would never go through a
interrogate right another family, no onwhat's going on in their home. But
yet they're your children. You wouldYou don't even let them do certain things

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already because of the potential dangers,but you send them into a home where
you have no idea if they serveokrah or not? Right? Yeah,
right, that makes sense. Itnever really was the thing when we were
growing up, though, you hadsleepover went to a lot of you know,
sleepovers whatever I imagine, you know, And as did I. I
didn't really have a lot in myhouse, you know, but I went

(47:29):
to a lot of them. Andthey we we expect the parents, you
know, well, I mean theyseem this kid seems to be all right,
you know, and and so weexpect them to do well. But
again, you just don't know.You just don't know. I'll never forget,
uh sleeping at had a sleepover myfriend Eric Silas's house, like on
the seventh grade. His parents wouldleave. We would find his dad's swish

(47:52):
or sweets. We'd take him andgo smoke him out in the woods.
We found his dad's pornstash, andwe'll sit there and pop him in the
VCR and watch in the living roomwhatever, you know. But you know,
I guess that's just a chance youtake with kids. You got to
have some kind of faith and trust, right, I mean, yeah,
one hundred percent. Somebody text inthere like sounds like Corbyn Lindsay have opposing

(48:14):
opinions. No, we don't.Now, maybe there are things we would
do differently one hundred percent, Butso is parenting. To me, that
is just being a parent, right. I believe in letting my I want
my kids to play with hammers.I want them to learn consequence. I
don't think letting them stay out.I don't think letting them stay out till
eleven o'clock at night does that.I think I can achieve the same thing

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by letting them do other things.Yeah, but if they stay out eleven
o'clock at night and they get introuble by the police, and you know,
like that, then that would alsoteach them a lesson in life.
You know, maybe what lesson doesthat teach you, Oh, maybe I
shouldn't be out laid cause in trouble. I'm sure that's worked for anybody who's
ever stayed out late and gotten introuble. It is you can only do

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so much. I like using theTed Bundy reference. It's not like Ted
Bundy's parents were overbearing and then whenhe got free. You know, at
eighteen he did a bunch of cocaineand started killing people. Right, it's
an easy out to blame the parents. You're your own emperor. You get
to choose what your life is like, even if you were completely coddled as

(49:20):
a kid. Right. I don'tlet my kids drink soda. I just
don't. And if they ask forit, I'll let them have it.
But it's not something we let ourkids have. It's just not something I
believe because I know there's gonna comea time they're gonna drink it. Right,
it's a treat at our house too. It's not even a treat like.
I don't treat it like a trueI don't even address it, right,

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I don't make a stink out ofit. I don't go remember no
soda in this house, or they'regoing over to Timmy's house. I'm like,
no soda. Timmy's right. Ifthey have it, they have it.
But I'm just to believe that oncethey get out of my house they're
gonna do whatever they want. Ihave a short window to try and give
you some great ideas. It's upto you to instill them. Right,

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has zero to do with me.Once you leave, they can't go.
Well. I'm sure as a parentyou go. I wish I would.
I'm sure mister and missus Bundy werelike, man, we should have let
him stay out till eleven o'clock atnight. That would have taught him to
not murder. I'm sure they wentthrough that. Maybe so, but maybe

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it was letting him have free reinand not have an authority to answer to
or structure that caused him to bea murder. I don't know. I
don't know if he had structure.We want to know from you, though.
It's so hard to not read thesetexts on there. Right, what's
your controversial parenting opinion? A caseof blue moon Belgian while white Ale could

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be yours bmms and what that isto eight two nine four five We'll give
away beer coming up here in alittle bit. We got tickets to Corn
to give away when we come back. More of The Big Man Morning Show
is next ninety seven KMOD, Goodmorning, It's the Big Man Morning Shown

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six oh KMOD can also text BMMSand then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. Weare giving away beer for friggin' a Friday.
We want to know what's your controversialparenting opinion the case of blue Moon
Belgian White Ale could be yours.How you get in on that? You
send a text BMMS and answer thisquestion. What's your controversial parenting opinion bmms

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and what that is to eight twonine four five. We're gonna giveway some
beer coming up soon, so youhave time to get your text in right
now, though. We're gonna giveaway tickets to see Corn by playing a
game, and we're gonna pay thenumbers. Game you're gonna take on Lindsey.
You'll pick a category numbers, percentagesare averages, and whoever gets closer
to the answer at least three timesbetter than the other person, right is

(52:12):
gonna get those tickets to Korn.Overwhelmingly, listeners have been dominating Lindsay this
year, so uh, that's nota given, though, yeah, not
a given. Nine times Lindsay hasblocked listeners. Twelve times listeners have won
those tickets, So you have achance. Nine to eight, four to
six, Oh K M O D. Let's go to the phones. Good
morning, you're on the air.What is your name, Jamie? Jamie?

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How are you today? Good?Good? How about Jamie? What
category would you like? Numbers?Percentages or averages? We percentes, percentages?
It is it's five questions from Gimpy. Lindsay has left the room,
so she won't hear the questions.Gimpy will give you the questions. She'll
return. We'll see who's closer tothe correct answer. Are you ready,
sir, Yes, sir? Herewe go, all right, Jamie?

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What percent of British men prefer theirsex part to be on top? What
percent of British men prefer their sexpartner to be on top? Jamie,
you are in a pickle here,because if you know the answer correctly,
I'm gonna say by a fifty fivepercent? Fifty five percent? All right,
Jamie? What percentage of British menprefer dogy style? What percentage of

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British men prefer doggy style? Thirtyfive thirty five, Jamie, what percentage
of British women prefer the cowgirl position? Twenty four? Alrighty, then,
Jamie, what percentage of British womenenjoy the spooning position? Eighteen eighteen?

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With the question mark last one?Here, Jamie, what percentage of British
women enjoy the lazy dog position?I'm gonna have to look that up.
You should a fourteen percent. I'llride, all right. Lindsay's gonna come
back in. She's gonna get thesame five questions. She'll try to do

(54:12):
better than you. Now, Jamie, do you have any experience with British
No? No little sexually? No? No? Non? Okay? I
thought you maybe you were pondering nomore? All right, lendsay five questions?
Percentages is the category? Give mego ahead? Question one, Lendsey,
what percent of British men prefer theirsex partner to be on top?

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Hmmm? They seem like they wouldbe a little bit more kinky. So
I'm gonna say, I don't know. I'm gonna say, uh, forty
two percent. Forty two percent aride, Lendsy, what percentage of British
men prefer dogy style? It's justa style, yeah, I'll say thirty

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percent, thirty percent. All right, Lindsey. What percentage of British women
prefer the cowgirl position? What percentageof British women prefer the cowgirl position?
Yeah, twenty two percent, twentytwo percent. All right, Lindsey.
What percentage of British women enjoy thespooning position? Forty percent? Forty percent,

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she says, all right, Lindsey. Last one here, what percentage
of British women enjoy the lazy dogposition? The lazy dog? Nineteen percent?
Nineteen percent. All right. Howdo you think she did there,
Jamie? It's real close course.I think their numbers are real close together.

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Alright, let's find out. Yeah, let's find out, gimpy.
All right. When the question wasasked, what percent of British men prefer
their sex partner on top, Jamiesaid fifty five percent, and after great
deliberation, Lindsey said forty two percent. The answer is sixteen percent. Lindsay
got that one right, She's upone to nothing. Don't worry, Jamie,
she's got to get at least threeto stop you from getting those tickets

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to see Corn. October twenty third, at the Bok Center, Question number
two what percentage of British men preferreddoggy style? Jamie said thirty five percent,
Lindsey said thirty percent and the answeris twenty five percent. Ooh,
Lindsay's got that one. Now sheonly needs one more to block you from
getting those tickets to see corn.Question three, question number thirty, what

(56:42):
percentage of British women prefer the cowgirlposition? Well? Jamie said twenty four
percent. Lindsey practically price is ridedhim with twenty two percent and the answer
is eight percent. Jeamie, I'mso sorry man, thanks for playing man,
have a good day. Thank youbuddy. All right, so question

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four? Question four what percentage ofBritish women enjoy the spooning position? Jamie
said eighteen percent. Lindsey said,damn near half of them forty percent.
The answer is six percent. Right. Question five, last one to hear.
What percentage of British women enjoy thelazy dog position? Jamie said fourteen

(57:29):
percent, Lindsey said nineteen percent.The answer is two percent. It's I
mean, it's kind of a uniqueposition. You ever smothered a fire kind
of like that? So I don'tknow if that's it. That's it,

(57:50):
Lindsey yeah, I don't know ifthat's for everybody. Yeah, I don't
know. I mean, yeah,it's smothering fire pretty much basically looks like
a good time for one of you, for one of you. How many
positions stay down and in all thosethings that you show, all the sexual

(58:10):
positions, how many of them don'tlook like they're a good time for the
guy? They almost none? Yeah, they all look great as a girl.
I'm like, I don't think bodiesare supposed to fold that way,
right, there's somebody're like or whowants all that weight on them? Right,

(58:30):
It's like when he put a betternails and she's got to like lift
weights on it. I mean,thank god, he looks horrendous. And
would you be honest in the surveylike this? I don't know if people
would be honest. Probably not.I mean maybe on certain ones, you
know, certain ones, they wouldbe honest, But when it comes to

(58:51):
like the cradle position, I don'tthink they would be too too honest about
her, Like, I don't know, Or would you go would you as
guy you're in a you know,you're you're at the pub having a pint
with your buddies, right, havinga little bitter and some guy comes up
like, hey, I'm asking somequersons, all right, and they're like,

(59:13):
you're not gonna act like you knowthat you don't know the lazy dog.
Hold on, let me google thatr Yeah. Yeah, you'll be
like, hey, yeah, wellI'll give a bloke that I don't know.
I don't know what he's saying.Bloke's not the right term. No,
but yeah, I don't think you'dbe honest. No, yeah,
no, probably not. Nonetheless,nonetheless, Jamie is out, so he

(59:37):
did not get those tickets. Lindsayuh closes the gap in terms of letting
listeners have the domination this year onthe numbers game, we're giving away beer.
What's your controversial parenting opinion in thecase of Blue Moon Belgian White Ale
could be yours b m ams andwhat that is to eight two nine four
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A mess and then what you wantto say to A two nine four five
giving away beer for frigging a Friday. We want to know from you what's
your controversial parenting opinion? For goodHunter is on? Hey Hunter? How
are you? Hey? What's goingon? Man? Not much? Brother

(01:01:05):
Hunter? What's your controversial parenting opinion? I honestly believe that when the kid's
being bad and a good olaughs thinkingis the way to go okay? And
were you spanked as a child?Oh? Absolutely? And did you mind
because of spankings? I do believeso. I'm you know, I didn't

(01:01:27):
grow up to be a hood riderhulum in. I turned out to be
a pretty well rounded human being.How many spankings did you get? I
mean there's there's there's a lot ofuh odds on that want but you know
it kind of happens. What doyou think like fifty twenty five fifty yeah,

(01:01:50):
yeah, yeah, right on?All right? Can be go ahead,
tell him exactly what he's going toget and I'll call in things.
The kids should be able to maketheir own decisions. That's how you end
up with kids wearing clothes that makeno sense, looking good their Frankenstein enjoy
this case the Blue Moon Belgium.Nail to you guys. Hand line there
friends, so gip you can havethe correct info. Have a great weekend,

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sir, Thanks guys, you too. All right, buddy, let's
see what Gimpie has for four byfour. Well, I'll call. But
it says here that the House passesthe Save Act with a handful of Democratic
supports. The Republican led House passedthe legislation Wednesday that would require voters to
provide proof of citizenship when registering thevote. The Save Act, aimed at

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preventing non citizens from voting in federalelections, passed with a final vote of
two hundred and twenty one to onehundred and ninety eight, with five Democrats
voting in favor of the measure.The bill now heads to the Senate,
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Ballots says here that Chinese Chinese militaryships were spotted near Alaska. The US
Coast Guard says all four of theships were in international waters but inside the
US Exclusive Economic Zone, which goesout two hundred miles from the shoreline.

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That means the United States has exclusiverights for exploring and marine resources there.
The Coastguard says the Chinese vessels claimedthey were in the area for quotes freedom
of navigations operations. Biden's news conferencesays I'm the best qualified for the job.

(01:03:40):
Jamie says that he's the best qualified, he best qualified candidate for the
job. During a rare solo pressevent yesterday that lasted nearly an hour,
he said there are no other peoplethat could beat Trump too. He said,
no, there are other people thatcould be Trump too, but it's
awful hard to start from scratch.He made several mental gaps, like calling

(01:04:02):
Trump his vice presidents. He's facingincreasing calls from Democrats to drop his ass
out of the reelection bid for hismental fitness. JB says, I'm just
gonna keep on moving. I donot see him dropping out. Oh he's
not going to, not going toat all whatsoever. There's one who wants

(01:04:24):
to give up that power right too. I mean you gotta put that aside
because anybody would want. First ofall, he doesn't have that power,
right right, He's the president ofhe's trying to be the president again,
right right exactly, and he doesn'twant to give up that chance to be
president again, to give up thatpower. And if he drops out of
the race because of his mental fitness, he loses that opportunity to control and

(01:04:46):
have that power. Still. Couldyou make an argument that he has the
mental fitness if he's that aware.No, oh, okay, so no,
it's not a two way street.Okay, No, this cat is
dumb. They're both stupid. It'sdiarrhea and a turd sandwich, giant douche.
I don't know. It's worse eitherway. It was an s show

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of a press conference. All ofthem. Every single press conference for both
candidates are s shows. I don'tknow. I think that the other one
seems to have a stronger mind andwe don't look at them. The airports
are like from the seventh haven't beenrenovated since the Civil War. Okay,
lived had calmed down, It's okay, what are you talking about, Maga.

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Both of them have done the mostridiculous, extreme statements from the podium.
Right, they always do regardless,not like regardless. Lastly here regardless.
Right, that's a real word.Thanks Jamie. Anyhow, he's the
one that makes up words. Uh, that's funny. Tulsa Tech is partnering

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with American Airlines for a new maintenanceprogram. American Airlines is one of tall
largest employers and aviation is one ofthe fastest growing industries in Oklahoma. Now,
Tulsa Tech and American Airlines hope tokeep that career field growing in Dream
Country. With this new partnership,students at Tulsa Tech are now able to
pursue a new aviation program in partnershipwith American Airlines. American Airlines is going

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to donate new equipment for hands ontraining for Tech students, along with direct
access to thirty two hundred Tulsa basedaviation maintenance technicians. The dual also guarantees
Tulsa Tech's top performing students in theprogram interviews for open positions at the airline.
Sir Lindsay has four balls to thewall. Sports, the Tennessee Titans

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are adding a three time Pro bowlerto their defensive backfield. The team signed
safety Jamal Adams to a one yearcontract. The twenty eight year old is
entering his eighth season in the NFL. He's spent his first three seasons with
the New York Jets before being tradedto the Seattle Seahawks in twenty twenty.
He has not made a Pro Bowlsince twenty twenty and has only played in

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ten games over the last two seasonsdue to injuries. And There will be
a new starting second baseman for theAmerican League in the All Star Game on
Tuesday. Marcus Simian of the TexasRangers will now start his third consecutive All
Star Game as he is set toreplace Jose al Tuovey of the Houston Astros
in the starting lineup. Altuove willbe resting his left hand after he was

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struck by a pitch on July fifth. Minnesota's Willie Castro will take al two
V spot on the al roster.Orioles outfielder Anthony Santander will be making his
All Star debut after taking the spotof Houston's Kyle Tucker, who is nursing
a bruised right shin. Castro andSandtander increase the number of first time All

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Stars to thirty six and that's yourballs to the wall sports. I'm Lindsay
at ninety seven to five. Hey, good morning, it's the Big Mad
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eight two nine four five. Timefor taste of time trivia. This is
where we do a little trivia contests. We each take a turn with three
questions. You got to get allright to not get shocked. You get
one wrong, you get shocked,You get two wrong, you get shocked
twice, you get three wrong,you get shocked three times. Last week
Lindsey went last, so she getsto decide who goes first. All right,

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here we go, and it isyou, Corbyn, exactly the way
it went last time. If I'mnot mis Yeah, I'll take these.
So we got this shocking device.I'm gonna put it up on my leg
here and we will. Lindsay hasthe questions which she is opening, and
uh, she will ask the questionto me and we'll see how I do

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with the questions. Yep, yeah, it's working that. I feel that.
I feel that all right, Igot my finger off the trigger now.
Now these questions are done outside theroom. So depending on the mood
that Brady is in with us,right, depends on the questions. How
difficult have we been with him thisweek? Gifts? So I feel like,
right, yeah, all right.Question number one, are you ready?

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What does a camel store in itshump? Not water? I know
that I think that's a myth.Okay, I've never tapped a camel to
find out, right, right?Fat? Okay? I' and you could
say blood, but it's not likea you know, a gallon of blood

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is up there just quishing around.Yeah, I'm going with fat if I
bet it says water, but I'mgonna go with fat. Finally answered,
yes, all right, what doesa camel store and it's hump? You
say fat and the correct answer isfat? Oh look at that, nicely

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done? Yeah, because sometimes loveyou Brady, sometimes he just goes with
the answer that's on the thing thathe finds and all right, yeah,
I feel good about that, allright. Question number two, what is
the time difference between London and NewYork. Okay, you're a well traveled
person, you should know this.Yeah, seven hours. You feel real

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confident there, sound real confident Anyway, the time difference between London and New
York An hour's final answer. Allright, you say seven hours. The
correct answer is actually five hours.Damn it. Yeah, I would have

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said too. Yeah, I haveno idea. What So here's how I
got to that is it's eight hourshere, right. So I look at
the clock, it's eight hours andthey're a seven Eastern? Is six here?
Right? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Do I have that right?
Yeah? And so I was like, all right, so if it's eight,
then seven makes sense. Good job, and so much. Ali got

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to that because I won't bore youwith that. My wife wants to go
see Taylor in London. Have youever been to London before? Yeah?
Okay, a couple of times.Yeah, yeah, for music vessels.
It's amazing city. Wembley, WembleyStudium. No out in like fields?
Okay. Question three, in whichcontinent is Iran? In in which continent

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continent? Looking for Iran right orIran Iran Asia? Final answer? I
have to draw a map. Drawyour map. You know which one Iran

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is, right? Kinda. Yes, it's obviously not Africa. It's obviously
not South America. It's obviously notthe North America. Right, it's obviously
not Australia. That just narrows itdown and just you know, two more
continents. He knows his continents.It's been so long since I've done any

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continent talk that I just want tomake sure I get it right, because
is Europe a continent? Or isAsia the continent? Or is Russia the
continent? Now Russia is not acontinent. That's just a big ass country,

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is all. Yeah, don't helpme it Antarctica obviously not one of
the answers. I'm gonna say Asia. I'm gonna say Asia. Final answer.
It's a great name for a band. No it's not. It's not
a great name for a band.Queen is a great name for a band.

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Metallica final answer? In which continentis Iran? In? You said
Asia? The correct answer Asia.It's one of those type of questions you
get where you start questioning your answer. Yeah, you talk yourself out of

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it. Yeah, it's a fineline between Europe and Asia right there.
I think it's like right on theborder. I would say, all right,
good. Joe only got shocked once. That feels like a victory.
Yeah. Next person going is Lindsay. All right, so there's that give
you shockers. Yeah, And she'sgetting all set up to put it on

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there. While she's doing that,make sure you get your text in what's
your controversial parenting opinion? A caseof blue moon Belgian white ale could be
yours BMMS and what that is toeight two nine four five. We will
give away another case of beer comingup when Lindsay's getting strapped on right now,
yea, And then Gimpie will goin a minute. He's opened the
questions. Are you ready, Lindsay, Yeah, al Lindsay. Question No.

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One is which two state capitals startwith the name of a month.
I'm gonna go ahead and do this, Okay, Which two state capitals begin
with the name of a month?Yes? Which two state capitals start with
the name of a month? Hmmm? Well let's see here. Well,

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January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August,
August, Augusta, Georgia. Isthat even in Georgia? Sounds good?
Sounds good. I'll go with Augusta, Okay, Augusta and January February,

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March, April, May, June. Juno, Yeah, Juno in
Augusta, Juno in AUGUSTA. Finalanswer question is which two state capital start
with the name of a month.You said Juno and Augusta. The answer
on the paper is Augusta and Juno. What excellent job. I thought of

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ju right away, Alaska and Augusta. I started going, I was the
cam so good job. Thank you. Question number two lindsay spell Philippines Spell.
We were at the giveaway for onehundred tickets to one hundred concerts trying

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to spell a very complicated beer namethat I'm not going to say, And
it was pretty funny because we wereall like, ah, nobody could figure
it out. Uh so that that'swe had to look it up, right.
So I'm intrigued to see how she'sgonna do with this one. This
is toughy spell Philippines. Spoiler itdoesn't have a Q in it, right,

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thank you very much? Or Zor does it Philippines man Philippiness.
I want to say it's like Philippines, okay, but m that doesn't necessarily

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look right either. I'm like shaking. Why am I shaking? Because you're
about to get shot. Spell Philippines. I heard you. I heard you
the time. That's it, ph I l l I. And then
I get stuck. Oh okay,well, p tell me when you're ready

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for the actual answer so I canwrite it down. Spell Philippines. Okay,
I'm going to say, I'm justgonna go with my gut here and
just say p h I l lI p I n E s n e
S. Lindsey, the question wasspell Philippines, and you spelled it p

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h I l l I p In E S. Is that correct?
Yeah, I'm just making sure thatI spelled hers correctly. Yeah, sure,
absolutely, Lindsay. The spelling ofPhilippines is p h I l I
P p I n E S smer. I loved where you went though with

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the Philip pines. I like that. Yeah, and it's basically what it
is, just one one L insteadof the time. Even with Phillip.
That's like that's hard to know,right right right, All Phillips spell them
differently. Yeah whatever, Yeah,well that sucks. Yeah, yeah,
good job. One one Question threenumber three here, lindsay, what is

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the president's official residence just north ofWashington, D C. And Maryland?
Called what is the president's official residencejust north of Washington, d C?
In Maryland? Cold? She looksshe's either smelling a fart or she's really
confused. What's the confusion? Shareyour confusion. I have no idea where

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my confusion even is this. Idon't know what you're confused about. She's
confused about being confused. Lindsay,what is the president's official residence just north
of Washington, d C? InMaryland? Called? I'm assuming we're looking
for the White House? Address?Lindsay, what is the president's official residence

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just north of Washington, d C? In Maryland? Called the white House?
White House? Final answer? Imean, I guess is that?
I guess? Is that true?Okay, so you're gonna go with the
White House? Then? Yes?Is that correct? Ask the question again?

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Let her hear her answer. Okay, lindsay, what is the president's
official residence just north of Washington,d C? In Maryland? Called?
Yeah, I guess the White House? Where's the White House located? Yeah,
it's in Washington, DC. Thatso I asked the question again in
Maryland. So I just want tomake sure you're hearing it. But you're
sticking with the White House. Yeah, what's the price? Are you confused

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because you didn't know there was anotherresidence? Yeah? Okay, that's what
I was earlier. That's fair.So you stick it with the White House
just for fear of not knowing?Okay, okay, final answer, I
need to say it. No,like say final answers that way. I
know, and I'm waiting for somethingto come to me. It ain't gonna
come while you're doing that. Somebodytext it was like, hey, you

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dumb efforts. Augusta is the capitalof Maine. Yeah, that's what we
said, Maine. I think goodin Maine is lobster some good old seven
six six seven was waiting to dishthat main triviaan us all right, go,

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final answer as the White House?All right, The president's official residence
just north of Washington, DC andMaryland is called Camp David. Camp David.
Yeah, okay, oh god,what's Camp David mostly famous for?

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Sounds more like a vacation spot tome. Besides besides that being the location
of a former president having Al Qaedathere for a summit, it is where
they negotiated Israel Palestine. That oneburned a little longer. Two out of
three not bad. So that's okay, it's not three out of three.

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We're gonna give away beer. What'syour controversial parenting opinion? A case of
blue Moon Belgian white Ale could beyours, and and we're gonna give away
some of the beer. Coming up, we'll come back in to be Gimpy's
turn for Taser Time trivia. TheBig Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning
Show ninety KMOD. Good morning,It's The Big Mad Morning Show. Nine

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one eight four six, Oh kmod. You can also text BMMS and then
what you want to say to eighttwo nine four five giving away beer frigging
eight Friday. We'll get to thatin a minute. What's your controversial parenting
opinion? That's the question that needsto be answered to get in on beer.
Can you text that BMMS and what'syour controversial parenting opinion to eight two

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nine four five. A case ofblue Moon Belgian white Ale could be yours.
We are in the third phase ofTaser Time trivia. Lindsay is gone,
I've gone, and now it isGimpy's turn. Y'all yoked up over
there, Yeah man, I'm goodto go. You're good? Yeah,
okay, all right. So questionone. I don't like the muttlety laugh,

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but all right, let's have it. How many fingers? Yeah,
does Mickey Mouse have on each hand? Okay, how many fingers does Mickey
Mouse have on each hand? Wouldn'tit be paw? I mean, he's
he's cartoon and all cartoons have fourfingers on each hand? All cartoon?

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How what's is that? It's acartoon? That's something you learned on the
back page of the cartoon drawing.Yeah, yeah, it's really at least
I've heard it a long time ago. And if you look and pay attention
that ninety percent of them, Ithink they might have gotten a little more
realistic. And he feels like allhave four fingers on each hand. And
unless it's going to be one ofthose stupid the phones, no fingers right

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from But I'm going to stick withthe four final answer, how many fingers
does Mickey Mouse have on each hand? You say four? The correct answer
is four. Dah, that's importing. I didn't you. I say this
in the most literal, lovingly waypossible. You annoyed the SI me sometimes

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with that kind of stuff. Withmy odd knowledge, yes, and the
inability to remember to put something ona calendar. Yeah, it's the important
things in laugh cord. Question sure. Question two, what is the name
of the goddess of love in Greekmythology? Fully expect him to know this?
Yeah, this is a this isone that I'm like, he he's

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got this. I the Mickey Mouseone. I was like, eh,
I never been there, did anyworld? Oh right, wow? That
a little deep, but uh no, this he this is like a like
an odd knowledge that I would expectyou to know. What is the name
of the goddess of love in Greekmythology aphrodity. That's where you get the

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word aphrodisiac from, not from blackpeople with you know, poofy hair,
Aphrodite. Final answer, what isthe name of the goddess of gloving Greek
mythology? You say aphrodisiac or aphrodite? The correct answer is aphrodite. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, not that verygood looking? Bye you the way,

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just saying today's standards or Greek mythologystand maybe in Greek mythology standards,
she was a smoke show. Butyou know, you look at her,
she's kind of she's it's like aseven. It's just a massive misconception.
That, you know, lord,queens and princesses looked like Circe, right
right, right right, you know, they all looked like your aunt Helma.

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Seems like a high number. Whatseven seems high on the scale.
I mean it's it's slightly above average, you know, but she ain't ten.
It's I mean it's halfway to ayeah, yeah, all right.
Question three, because you've not gotshocked yet, but can you do it?
The third time? Brad's class collectedtwo hundred and seventy used books for

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the book drive. They packed themin boxes of thirty each. How many
boxes did they need from your garagethat you've been holding? You know,
I got them too. Brad's classcollected two hundred and seventy used books for
the book drive. They packed themin boxes of thirty boxes books each.
How many boxes did they need?See here? Thirty sixty ninety thirty sixty

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ninety, one hundred and twenty.Okay, that be four one hundred and
twenty, one hundred and twenty toforty, and then you're gonna need another
fist, so that's gonna be fiveboxes thirty times five better than me.

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Linda's getting a calculator out fifteen.It's easier that way. Brad's class collected
two hundred and seventy US books forthe book drive. They packed them in
boxes of thirty books each. Howmany boxes did they need? Twenty seven
twenty seven. That's going to befifteen. Seven is twenty one, eight

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would be twenty four, nine wouldbe twenty six, twenty seven thirty times
nine. This seems about right.Nine boxes. Brad's class collected two hundred
and seventy used books for the bookdrive. They packed them in boxes of

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thirty books each. How many boxesdid they need? You said nine?
Nine? Final answer, yeah,correct answer is nine. That has to
be the longest way I've ever seentwenty. Well, I don't math very
well, to be honest with you, and it's so I had to like,
all right, well, I knowI learned this at some point in

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time in my life, and Ithat's at the end. That's when I
was like, just drop the zero, bro, and you'd be all right,
Yes, calculator, it's twenty sevendivided by three. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, but hey,you know it's all right. You
got shocked once, you got shockedtwice. I didn't get s Yeah,
excellent job. Man, we're givingaway beer. What's your controversial parenting opinion?

(01:29:19):
A case of blue moon Belgian whiteale could be yours b m amss
and what that is to? Eighttwo, nine four five. We're gonna
give away some beer when we comeback. Tilsa's Morning Show, The Big
Bad Boarding Show, The Sonic Congenius, next ninety JMO, Good Morning,

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It's the Big Mad Morning Show.Nine four six, oh kmodeed, we
got somebody get b go ahead anddo balls to ball sports and then we'll
give away beer. Freaking a Friday. Soon, the Kings will not have

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their first round draft pick on thecourt to start the upcoming NBA season,
Sacramento announced that rookie guard Devin Carterunderwent surgery on his left shoulder to repair
a torn to labram. The twentytwo year old is now set to be
reevaluated by the team in six months. Carter was the thirteenth overall pick in
last month's draft out of Providence.Last season's Big East Player of the Year

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averaged nineteen point seven points, eightpoint seven rebounds, and three point six
assists in his final college season.And college basketball is going to take over
Indianapolis in twenty twenty six. TheNCUBLEA announced Thursday that the city will host
the twenty twenty sixth final four,the Division two and Division three National title
games, along with the semifinals andfinals of the nit. It will be

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this second time the NCUBA has hostedall three national championship games in the same
city, joining Atlanta in twenty thirteen. The n semi finals will be played
at Butler's Hinkle Fieldhouse and the championshipgame at another unannounced venue. The Division
two and Division three title games willbe played at Gamebridge field House one day
before the Division one championship game,which is being played at Lucas Oil Stadium.

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And that's your balls to the WallSports. I'm lindsay a ninety seven
to five km ody giving away beerfor freaking a Friday. What's your controversial
parenting opinion? A case of blueMoon Belgian white Ale Caid is waiting,
Hey, Cad, how are you? I'm willing yourself good, Cad.
What's your controversial parenting opinion? Hopefulpunishment should be allowed in school? Give

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me an example. I mean,spare the rod, spoil the child.
I mean, I'm forty years old. We grew up with the ruler across
the knuckles. I think it goesdown to respect in my opinion, So
you are okay with somebody with notraining to punish your kid when and how

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they see fit. I think thereshould be some limitations, but I think
you both down in respect. Ifkids knowing that the teachers, principals,
coaches, whatever it may be,have that recourse, then maybe they will
have a little more respect in thefold. So they should be respectful out

(01:32:27):
of intimidation. I mean, whateverworks. Sure, give me go ahead
and tell him exactly what he's gonnaget. True me, kids don't get
any freedoms. I'm a parent.Who was I say, here's a case
of blue loom Belgium. Why alback to you, Kate, thank you
so much for talking with his friend. Henk hang up and you don't get

(01:32:47):
anything. See you later. Whohe's a busy guy, Corman, take
it back to work, right,we'll take a break. We'll be back.

(01:33:14):
Good morning, It's the Big MadMorning Show nine four six O KMO
D. You can also text BMMSand then what you want to say to
eight two, nine four or fiveGood morning, Lindsay, good morning,
Corbin, Happy thirty eight, thebirthday to mattress actress C. J.
Raw. You can see this Caligirl in bitches behind bars. First Time's

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a Charm and watch me play two. She's actually retired from the biz and
now works as a tattoo artist,a guitar painter, and children's author.
Why do you say it like that, like she can't be, she can
be. You're the one that saidit in a disparaging way. I'm surprised
she's retired. She's a hottie,she's a total no no, you're you're

(01:33:59):
spinning away. Why did you sayit in a down way that she writes
children's books. It's just kind ofsurprising that you go from one extreme to
that. Okay, good morning,Gibbie. This picture looks like she's trying
to lay an egg. Good morning, Corbin. I don't forget. We
got our Patiyes, he's a niceguy. Yeah, we got our patio
party going on tonight, Pattio partynumber three happening at another round thirty third

(01:34:23):
PORI right there on Brookside. Getyou some two dollars Miller lives to three
dollars mini pictures and sign up forthat petty party. Bray, He's back
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bring up something new and go backto something. It's your chance to own
the show. I'm gonna kick usoff House of Dragons if you aren't caught
up on this next season that juststarted a couple of weeks ago. It's

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solid, Yeah it is. Yeah, they have gone full in on the
Game of Thrones. You don't knowwhat's gonna happen, folks show, Lindsay,
are you watching this series? Well? I haven't because Kevin started it
and then he said he couldn't reallyget into it, so I didn't bother.
You should bother. Okay, youcan watch the show without him.

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It will be okay. You're notgoing to get a divorced because you watched
the show. Well no, hedoes that plenty, so I do it.
I really did love Game of Thrones. We're only what four episodes into
this season, Corbyn, right,I think this will be the fourth one,
so you can get caught up realquick, Lindsay. And this last
this last episode did not disappoint.And this is the second season. Yes,

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okay, so yeah you'd have tostart all over again. A you
could do it in a weekend.Easy. I you and I had a
conversation off air yesterday. I thinkit was about it, and so I
went down a rabbit hole yesterday.Well I won't say it on air,
but do you want to know whathappens? Well? Sure, why not
spoil it for me? Send itto me, big fella, send it.

(01:35:55):
I'm curious. I'm curious because,yeah, that episode had me kind
of blown away and get scratching myhead at the same time. I'm stoked.
No, I'm all nervous. I'mlike, do I want to say
I don't want to see it?Do I want to see I want to
see it. I don't want tosee it. I want to see it.
Oh, if I spell the namesright there, right right right,

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I get what you're saying, though, No, kid, how'd you find
that out? It's not that hardto find out. Really. Yeah,
Now that doesn't mean that's exactly what'sgoing to happen, right right, right
right, kind of like Walking Dead. Not everything happened the way it was

(01:36:36):
supposed to do, right right right. Okay, I can see that happening
because that show does not you know, the twist and turns exactly, so
I could see that. I don'twant to see that happening. No,
not right yet, anyone. No. And I went down the and I
went down the family tree. Iwent and looked through the family tree.
It's like a two hundred years differencebetween them. Yeah, from like the

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mother dragons enginearious Yeah, John Snow, I mean it's dramatic. Okay,
difference in terms of lineage. Okay. The family tree is like way branched
out now. Okay, so we'reseeing the way beginning of it. Okay,
I like it. Well, we'lljust have to see if that really
comes true. Uh. Did Gimpiever follow his dream to star in porn

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or become a weed critic? Ihad a dream for that I had mentioned
one time when I was younger.I thought about moving to Vegas and and
and being a poor star. BecauseI've got this little handless shaped like a
wainer. I figured, why not? You know, there's a niche for
everybody out here. It could beused, you know. But to answer
your questions, no, I followedmy dream and got on the radio instead.

(01:37:48):
Yeah. And the stuff you dofor with weed, I would wouldn't
say makes you a weed critic.No, we I mean you are a
weed critic for sure, but nota published like you don't write right right.
I don't write column for High Timesmagazine or anything like that, but
I do judge the Cowboy Cup everyyear. I have been doing it for
the past couple of years, sothat does make me a critic of swords

(01:38:11):
amateur critic. Did you see theState of California for their state Fair open
an exhibit area that is like theCowboy Cup but for weed at their state
Fair in California? Oh, that'dbe cool if we did thirty thousand square
feet wow exhibition huh, consumption area, that'd be cool. I did not

(01:38:32):
see that, but that'd be prettyawesome. Yeah, ay, talls of
state Fair. Take note. Ifthe three of you are at a party
and realized one of the others ishammered and has pooped their pants, would
you a discreetly get them to leave, be pointed out and loudly laugh at

(01:38:53):
them, or see say you needto get something from the car and just
leave. Sources are uh, discreetlyget them to leave, point it out
and laugh at them, or sayyou need to get something and just Hootini.
I don't think I would Hoodini.I think I would definitely try to
get them to leave. I wouldleave with them because if they're hammered,

(01:39:18):
I'm not having them drive home havingone of you drive. Well, I
think saying get them to leave isa little more like, yeah, you're
going to take them home. Yeah, I'm getting you out of there.
Yeah, it's getting you is moreof like an uber or something like that.
Yeah. Yeah, at the veryleast, I'm getting you an uber
to get out of there. Yeah. I think it's a little more It's

(01:39:39):
not like getting the car and driveyou idiot? Yeah, yeah, what
I feel like, I know,But what about you, GIMPI I am
going to go with d none ofthe above. I'm going to let you
sit in your own scap for awhile. Well, I just continue with
my own ignore h exactly not help. Huh did you surprised? Mean?

(01:40:00):
What did you think I was gonnasay? Laughing, No, I wouldn't
make that. Everybody goes gonna knowanyway that somebody at the party cracked their
pants, and it's gonna be deducedvery quickly. Who done it? All?
Right? So I was gonna sitback and chill and let you let
you just marinate in man for alittle while since gm Bee said went with
D, I'm gonna actually to gowith E and say I never went anyone

(01:40:24):
was gonna say. The question isthe real question is which one of us,
what it happened to, is mostlikely for it to happen to.
I mean, I'm not really familiarwith your two's sphincter and the strength of
those. That kind of thing canhappen to anyone, true and real man.

(01:40:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with beingthe old, the elder, the
elder statesman, so you're more likelyto just out of age. My second
one was going to be Lindsey,just based off of having twins and another
child. Right, her internals arealready you know, she jumps. She's
gonna peer if we scared too hard, she laughs a little. Last,

(01:41:17):
I am proud to say that Ihave done really good on my adult life,
not crapping in my pain. Ilove that. Have you crapped your
pants in your adult life? Lindsay, I can't say that I have.
No, that's not stay on topic. And Ghippie said, no, never,
never as my in my adult life, not since I was like four.
Maybe we've actually talked of various storiesof this on the air. You've

(01:41:40):
never had like a accidental Well,there's a difference between you know, a
short and you know that's that iscrap. Yeah, I don't think it
is. It is for the tobe able to say you never have done
it. I agree, and it'sdefinitely not. But technically if you have
had Feezis hit cotton, yeah,yeah, no, I don't think.

(01:42:01):
I don't think that I have.I've had a few close ones, right
for sure, you know, butno, no, no, no,
Duki of Mondros, Yeah, I'mgoing with the s the shatting, Yeah,
that's definitely happened, not intentionally.Well, yeah, I was aware
it was happening, right. Ithink what Gimpi's trying to go with is
the unaware that it's happening right right, Like tapioca type of thing. Yeah.

(01:42:27):
I think if you're crapping your pants, you know, it looks like
you're smuggling potatoes back there, youknow what I mean. That's the way
I see it. But what isis anyone excited for Eminem's new album that
dropped today. Lindsay, I can'tsay that I'm excited, but I'm a
little intrigued. Maybe Gimpy uh,not at all. Yeah, no,

(01:42:50):
no, And I will probably skimthrough it at some point today, but
I try to do that with newmusic. Yeah, but if I go
to bed and I write dear Diarytoday, I didn't get a chance that
I won't probably make that in thediary. No, I don't really care
what band or artist makes you changethe channel or skip the song. Oh

(01:43:13):
I, that's easy, lindsay forme, little Wayne, Oh god,
Yeah, yeah, I'm not afan. Okay, Gimpia's swift automatically automatically
automatically if it comes up, I'mout see a bitch. Ummm why because

(01:43:33):
she's a female. I don't think. Maybe ten years ago I would have
one off top my head, butI can't think of one right now because
my music preferences are fourth in linein my house. I i'd like to
think in my house, I amthe music connoisseur. I'm the music expert

(01:43:54):
in the house, just based offmy career. But in my house,
i'm four. My decision comes inforth with music. So you ever ask
Dad what do you want? Never? Never, never never? They either
pick or command what it should be. All the women in my house.

(01:44:17):
Uh, okay, here's fun.What are y'all's plans if World War three
was to hit? My husband justtold me that he would leave to go
to his cabin in Arkansas, wherehis uncle has lots of guns. I
said, my boy and I willstay at home and let our military handle
it. If you aren't safe anywhere, why not be not safe at home.

(01:44:40):
It's an excellent point, lindsay,sure we have a plan, I'm
not going to share it. Idon't want anyone knowing where we're at.
So not apocalypse, right, notapocalypse or World War three, because to
me, those are two completely differenttypes of places you would go. Sure
we do have a plan set up, but yeah, I'm not gonna share

(01:45:00):
it, so I'll pass. Canyou vaguely share the plan, like to
be into isolation? Or yeah,yeah with certain family friends of ours?
Okay, yeah, gimp. Iprobably just sit at home, just like
this person said, sit at home, watch the news, let the professionals
take care of it. And ifit comes to the point to where whomever

(01:45:24):
is invading us starts knocking on mydoor or you know, I see them
kicking down you know, doors ofmy neighbor's house, then grab my gun
and a bottle and just sit thereand wait for them to kick down my
door and shoot them as they comein. Right. So world War three
a little different than than Civil War, right, a little different than apocalypse.

(01:45:45):
Yeah, and so you hear thatand you automatically think of like apocalypse
or whatever. To me, ifWorld War three hits, I want to
have enough belief that it wouldn't happenhere. So I'm gonna go with nothing,
right, and let's use let's sayit does come here. Right,
and in your example of your husband'sthat he would abandon you and to be

(01:46:09):
separated, but whatever, he wouldgo to Arkansas. Well, what if
it is happening in Arkansas? That'show long does it take to get there?
How do you know the uncle willbe alive if your uncle is you
know, hunkered down, right andhe your husband comes Uncle Smith? Yeah,

(01:46:30):
I just it feels a little tooloose for me. Additionally, what
do you think world War three isgonna look like? You think it's gonna
be a ground force? Oh no, it's gonna be completely cyber chemical warfare,
biological warfare. If air and missiles, they can now do that without

(01:46:57):
troops being on ground. Yeah,So you ain't doing nothing. Uh oh
god, did gimme what did thatone? The party one? Cormant?
If you tried pickle okra, Yes, it is not less. It is
equally gross. It's okrah. Wasthat something new that you tried? No?

(01:47:18):
No, no, no no.Have you all watched The Bear on
Hulu? The Bear, I thinkis a fantastic show. You. I
think it's fair to put it inthe conversation one of the best TV shows
of all time. Uh, it'swell done. It's a little bit different.
I could get why people don't likeit, but I think I think
it's a pretty good show. That'sthe one that's got a lip from shameless,

(01:47:40):
right, Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen the commercials
and I is it strictly Hulu oris it on like Showtime or strictly like
really X or something. They putit on FX for a little bit,
but you probably can catch old seasonsmaybe now on FX. But I might
check it out that way because Idon't have I don't have. Yeah,
it's a good show. It's aboutthis guy who was an accomplished chef in
New York and comes back to hishome I think of Chicago and takes over

(01:48:02):
his brothers sandwich shop, and he'strying to make it better. And much
like Sopranos or Six Feet Under orwhatever, the show is more about these
people than it is about that,Okay, and their friendship and their weird
friendship and all those type of thingsand the trouble they're in. And come

(01:48:26):
to find out, the main character'sbrother took at a bunch of money to
a gangster, and like, there'sall these things that unfold and while they're
trying to make this restaurant and bebetter people, and it's pretty good.
I'm hearing a lot of shocking stuffabout the Netflix documentary that just recently dropped,
The Man with a Thousand Kids.Have you watched that one yet?

(01:48:48):
It's on my list? I havenot. Okay, okay, Uh,
this one is for Corbyn and Lindsay. Have you ever gotten the Acidine comments
about having all the same gender ifyour kids? If so, how do
you respond the Asidine comments about havingall the same gender of your kids?

(01:49:11):
Like, You've got all girls,she's got all boys. I have two
boys and a girl. What wouldbe the Acidine comments? That's where I'm
kind of confused on this text.Yeah, I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know what theacidine comment would be. Like you had
all girls? Would that be asinine? I don't know? Girl girl,

(01:49:32):
dad has keg. Yeah? Areyou bumbed you didn't have any girls?
Okay? Are you bummed you didn'thave any boys? Yeah, Lindsey,
you know, when I first gotpregnant, I was hoping for a girl,
at least one girl. And thenwhen I was pregnant with twins,
knowing that they weren't identical, Ithought, oh, there's a chance one

(01:49:53):
of them will be a girl.But now I wouldn't change it because I'm
not good with grading hair and doingthe girl things. So I'm pretty happy
right it worked. It worked outfor me. Definitely, I wouldn't change
it. But no, I don'treally get that a lot. I gotta

(01:50:15):
be honest. I would have adeaf ear even if it was insulting something
that had to do with my familyor my kids, just because it wouldn't
matter to me. So I'm notsure what the asinine comment would be.
I love being a We tried sohard to have kids, so we consider
extremely lucky to even have two.Have you all seen the Iron Claw?
Iron Claw would be the Oh no, it's wrestling about the wrestling family and

(01:50:44):
the dad's a pos and it hasthe cast the guy from Neighbors right,
Von, Yes, it looks fantastic. I have not seen it, Gorbyn.
Did you finish Outer Range? Didyou know it had been canceled?
I didn't know it had been canceled. I've not started this next season.
For those who know, it's aJosh Brolin sci fi show where this whole

(01:51:05):
shows up in this field on hisland and it's they're trying to figure out
what it is. This other rivalfamily says it's theirs, and it's just
got all these weird twists and stuff. All right, If no social media
existed, which one of the currentplatforms would you guys most likely create?

(01:51:26):
Okay? If no social media existed, which one of the current platforms would
you guys mostly create, most likelycreate? Sorry, I would have loved
to have been a creator of Facebook, suppose, because I feel like that's
still the most popular. Okay,GIMPI none of them. They're all a
cancer on society, selling it maybeselling it making money as people that all

(01:51:51):
those people that created the cancer arequite rich. Yes, yes they are,
and I'm quite happy right where I'mat, So I'm sticking with my
With Facebook, it feels feel likethey're doing okay. I feel like they
figured it out. Yeah, Mary, bang killed Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Aniston
or Selena Gomez. Now it feelslike a quick right turn right, all

(01:52:17):
right, Lindsay with Jennifer Lawrence,Jennifer Aniston or Selena Gomez. Oh,
Mary, Jennifer Aniston because she's can'tkill her America sweetheart, and I feel
like she's probably got the most moneyout of the three. Selena Gomez I'll
kill off because I don't not reallya big fan of hers, I guess.

(01:52:42):
And Jennifer Lawrence, I would bangher because her body is banging.
Yeah, him be. I'm gonnago ahead and kill off Jennifer Lawrence.
What why, She's just not thatattractive? What? So I guess I'm
gonna go ahead and marry Jennifer Anis. And she's a you know, she's
just cute. You've got a lotof money. And I want to bang

(01:53:04):
the hell out of Selena Gomez becauseI've been staring at her for Jinna for
the past you know, seven years, as long as we've been in this
this building picture in hallway. Yeah, this is tough, right. Selena
Gomez can cook, I've seen hercooking show. Jennifer Aniston the oldest of

(01:53:25):
the three. Yeah, Jennifer Lawrencemedium of the three. I would if
I had to rank them in hotness, it'd be Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lawrence,
Selena Gomez. Now in terms ofwhich one I have the best chance
with, I've seen who Selena Gomezis with currently, so I feel like
I got a great chance. ButI'm going to probably kill off Will.

(01:53:55):
Here's my dilemma. Jennifer Aniston ain'tgetting younger, true, David, And
for some reason she either picks badguys, like not good human beings street
well or she's the problem. Right. So that has me a little leery
at fifty. So I'm gonna I'mjust gonna bang Jenniferanis and I'll just get

(01:54:16):
that out the way. I'll bangJennifer Aniston as I'm curious, I'll marry
Jennifer Lawrence, and then I'll killSelena Gomez. Okay, that feels okay.
If time travel existed and you couldgo back and change one thing in
your life. What would you changeor would you keep everything as is?
Lindsay, no regrets, right,I'll just keep everything as it is.

(01:54:42):
No, I would change something.I would change the fact that my dad
went against what the motorcycle he bought. He had asked my husband what motorcycle
to buy and he my husband toldhim like, don't what you bought anyone
ahead and did it anyways, Andif he just would have bought the bike,

(01:55:06):
you think the bike would have savedhis life. Well, not not
necessarily, or not buy one atall. But yeah, okay, gimpie
Uh, I would probably go backand not gotten with Baby Mama number one.
If I was to change anything,Yeah, that was a waste of
many years of my life. Iwould probably keep everything as it is.

(01:55:28):
I am a big believer that theonly reason you are where you are today
is because of the choices that weremade up to this point. Even like
in Ghipbe's case Baby's Mama, youcould make an argument he wouldn't be here.
Yeah, maybe so because of that, right, Something that happened there
led to the next thing that ledto the next thing that led him to
abs that led him right. Right, So I'm a big believer in leaving

(01:55:49):
things. I'm extremely happy and feelblessed for where I'm at, So I
would not change one thing at all. A lot of people go with,
oh, I'd bring you know,my dad come back, you know,
not have died, not in gettingcancer or something like that, which is
an obvious answer, and who wouldn'thope that. But I don't know what
would have happened with that. Idon't know how my life would have changed.

(01:56:10):
I don't know if I would havethe relationship with my mom that I
have, you know what I mean, Like, there are so many things
that have changed. That's not sayingI'm better, I'm well off because my
dad's dead. But I just amnot a believer of changing things from the
past. Plus I don't want tosee I don't want to see the picture
get off, you know, peoplestart missing in the photo. Right,
all right, we got to takea break. We're giving away beer.

(01:56:32):
What's your controversial parenting opinion in caseof blue Moon Belgian White Ale could be
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(01:56:53):
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Michael is on, Hey Michael,how are you done well? How are

(01:57:14):
you good? Man? Michael?What's your controversial parenting opinion? I think
thirteen year old girls ought to beput on birth control? Oh okay,
and why is that? Well?I mean kids are going to be kids,
and speaking from experience, I wouldrather them not end up with a

(01:57:36):
life changing event that you know,hell, having to care for a child
at a very young age. Whodo you think bears more responsibility to not
have children at thirteen? Boys orgirls? I just know. I don't

(01:57:57):
know about responsibility. I know whichone is probably going to end up with
the legwork, that's fair? Imean I mean girls, Are you know
boys going to walk away? Agirl's going to end up with the child?
Yes, of course you terminate.So I just think that it's best
to err on the side of caution. Do you have experience with this?

(01:58:24):
I do? I do, well, uh not not with having the child.
We we did put our our girlson first control. And you know,
I never really asked him if theyused it, you know, if
it was necessary. But you knowI didn't end up with being a grandfather

(01:58:45):
until it was the right time.Okay, so you for the doing the
bird troll, but never had todeal with your daughters getting pregnant early.
Correct, right on? All right, give me to go and tell them
exactly what he's going to get andthese she loves their kids, all of
It's okay that Marcus is your favorite. Lendsay, I have a case of
blue Moon Belgima. Nail to youam theline, sir, so we can

(01:59:06):
get your info and have a fantasticweekend. Sir, Thank you man,
appreciate it. Yeah, to me, it's one of those things you gotta
go, uh listen, it's bothyour responsibilities, but if it happens,
it's on you, sure because youdon't know, you don't know if they're
going to be there. They caneasily walk or move away exactly or anything

(01:59:30):
like that. Oh let's see,nobody had Shelley dval but she did pass
away and Shelley devall easily. Oneof her better roles was the shining the
one that drove her crazy. Ohyeah, well, And honestly, the
only other role I remember her fromis olive Oil from the Popeye movie.

(01:59:53):
Yeah, yeah, you didn't makea good olive Oil. She had the
build for it. Yeah, shewas great as olive Oil. But in
the Shining there are stories of StanleyKubrick like intentionally doing things to torture her,
to make her uneasy. Now isthat brilliant or is that just cruelty?

(02:00:15):
It's cruelty. Yeah, it's cruelty. It's cruelty, of course,
of course. I mean Hitchcock didthe same thing. He was known for
doing that too, and to treatthe specifically the female cast not well right
because he wanted them on edge.He wanted them right. And if you're
trying to create a psychological thriller orwhatever, yeah, I could see the

(02:00:39):
motive behind it. Doesn't make itright though. You watch The Shining today,
to me, it still is amovie. You go, oh my
goodness, I surprise they haven't remadethat one yet. They tried, did
they. Yeah, they did adifferent variation of it, but it was
supposed to be a pre prequel toThe Shining. Lindsay, do you remember
you mentioned you saw it? Yeah? Yeah, it was a prequel so

(02:01:01):
before that event. No, no, it wasn't. It was him grown
up. It was he was alittle boy growing up going back. Yeah,
yeah him grown Yeah, he wasall grown was a doctor sleep,
doctor sleep. It wasn't I remembercoming out. I've never seen it though

(02:01:23):
very rarely are those things great?Right, Somebody on Willie Nelly had a
willing nilly question about what was itsomething coming back or anything like that.
And to me, when you seeshows come back with the same people like,
I know, we're not gonna growon this, but like the next

(02:01:43):
Beetlejuice movie is getting ready to comeout, it ain't gonna be the same.
He is not the same actor.He he doesn't look the same,
his voice doesn't sound the same.It's gonna be really different. Yes,
I will agree with you on thatone. But I think like, because
people our age right are expecting thatold school Beetlejuice vibe and the new the

(02:02:08):
younger generation who's never probably never seenthe original Beetlejuice. That's where they get
to experience and be like, oh, yeah, that was they'll get the
same vibe we did when we watchedthe originals. That make sense, Yeah,
No, I don't disagree with you, as long as they're marketing as
this is to this group of peoplerather than hey, this is yeah.
I mean, uh, what's hername that's going to be now an adult,

(02:02:29):
right, the actor? Yeah,yeah, she's not the same.
Her personas a human being is completelydifferent. Right. You've seen her on
stage when she's like all tweaked outor whatever. So it's just I don't
like when movies or TV shows dothat. Curb did that. They went
away and they came back and theyall were really old, and you're like,

(02:02:50):
they're already old. Yeah, andthen they come back and you're like,
well, this feels odd on ona writer. Yes, yeah,
yes, he of stuffing sweaters inher shirt to steal are long gone.
Fifty two. She looks older thanfifty two, She sure does. I'm

(02:03:10):
fifty. She looks way older thanme. Yeah, okay to me,
I think she has been let herselfnaturally aged, which is fantastic. I'm
totally okay with that. Oh good, But I think she looks older than
fifty. Michael Keaton, how oldis he don't look seventy four? Yeah,

(02:03:31):
he's got to be near eighty.Yeah, he's seventy two. I
was not expecting that. Yeah,seventy two years old, mister Miyam.
How old was he when he didthe original Beetlejuice. Oh, I'm gonna
say, oh no, no,I'm gonna say thirties, early thirties.
Okay, you say early thirties.What are you going with? Forty thirty

(02:03:54):
six? Okay is what it sayshere. Wow, he was thirty six
years old. It's forty You're like, you just learned different techniques as an
actor. You may be able tochannel like, hey, maybe or whatever.
Right, I'm back. Yeah,but even that's gonna be like,
well, that sounds a little morerougher than I remember, right, Wow.

(02:04:15):
And it could be the movie mightbe fine, it might be great.
I doubt it's going to be ahit. I hope it's a hit.
Why Because I loved the first one. I don't feel like this new
one is geared towards the people thathave never seen Beetlejuice. I feel like
it is for us who grew uploving that film. Maybe so, maybe
so. I think they might betrying to bank on both parties. There,

(02:04:40):
of course, us for the nostalgia, and then the new generation.
How much money do you think thefirst one generated? Oh? Okay,
it's because it seemed I would liketo say it seemed fairly successful. But
I mean it could have been acult classic and not know about it.
You know, I'm gonna say seventythree million dollars. I'll say one hundred

(02:05:02):
and twenty five million, Okay,Yeah, Gimbe is the closest seventy four
million dollars, which back then obviouslyyeah massive, okah. Yeah. How
much did it take to make fifteenmillion dollars? Okay? Yeah, that's
a hit. Yeah. Sure.And I couldn't find what the budget was
on a quick look for the newone for the new one, because I

(02:05:27):
bet the budget's damn near what itmade. Yeah right, Uh, yeah
they don't, they're not necessarily.Maybe it's because it's too new. Uh.
This twenty twenty four comedy stars MichaelKeaton Went On A writer Jenna Ortega

(02:05:48):
Catherine O'Hara tells the story of theDeetz family, who returned home to Winter
River after a tragedy and Lydia's teenagedaughter accidentally opens a portal to the afterlife.
Spoiler same story, yeah right,the same story. One hundred and
seventy million is the expected budget.Wow, wowin't gonna make a hundred and

(02:06:11):
seven million? No, that's good. That's a worldwide successful movie. Did
you see they're gonna do another Toystory and another to my same explanation with
the to do another Toy story andShrek. Yeah yeah, these guys are
older. They don't sound the same. No, God, thank god.
Michael Keaton got it behind the microphone. Not Michael Keaton, Michael Myers,

(02:06:36):
right, he got He went behindthe microphone because he does not. Have
you seen a current day photo ofhim? Huh? I imagine it ain't
good. He looks like somebody putthe candle too close to the stove.
Oh go, he is share it. I mean, just google image it,
Mike Myers, That's what I did. He looks his face has gotten

(02:06:58):
kind of he looks more closer toRocky from the movie The Mask than he
does. And it seems like there'ssome plastic surgery going on there. That
just plastic surgery gone wrong. Yeah, who's the who's the lady from he
doesn't even look like himself? Yeah? From Top Gun? And she had
all that plastic surgery after Top Gun. Oh, yeah, God damn it.

(02:07:19):
We always come up with this andwe always forget her name. Kelly
McGillis. Kelly McGillis, that's notit. No, that's the one that
got you know, raped, andshe stopped doing, uh, you know
work because of that. She's talkinglike Val Kilmer has some bad surgery.

(02:07:40):
No, it's the Oh, don'tbe afraid to fill what I'm doing.
That to me, looks Meg Ryan. He's looking rough. Go ahead,
Mike. I mean he kind ofreminds me of Drew Carrey. He's just
gone like platinum the face hair.Yeah, but I mean his face doesn't

(02:08:03):
look like it used to. Imean, you could put black hair on
him and his face stills doesn't lookanything like us. It just looks like
a lot of botox. Yeah,filler, that's probably what it is.
Maybe I saw a different one becauseI saw one and I was like,
where's his eyes? Like everything hadgone anyway. We're going off on a

(02:08:24):
tangent. But even with like Shrekor the Next Toy, like all those
guys are gonna sound older, it'sgonna feel different. Yeah, and so
I gosh, it'll be what thefifth Toy story? Yeah, and the
fifth Shrek. Yeah, and atone point, are we gonna is this
Shrek? And like a we're passingthe We're passing the Torch, right,
you have to you have to likeShrek's Kids or something like that. Yeah,

(02:08:46):
Like, can we do one whereit's not as much Mike Myers,
but he's the magic that movie.You put Anybody out there was I know
this Chris Farley and initially was supposedto be the b Shrek and and if
I remember, was it right beforeit happened during him like dying. Yeah,
they were making it and then hedied. Yeah, and they asked

(02:09:09):
Mike Myers to come in and they'relike bullet dodged. Yeah, because I
don't know if Chris Farley would havebeen as good, it would have been
fine. Yeah, but Mike Myers, you easily created one of the most
best movie animated movies of all time. Yeah, Trek. Yeah right,
it's a fantastic series, movie,character, all those things. I got

(02:09:30):
a rave based on it. Whois Donkey Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy Yeah,
yeah, no sound nope, nope. People are mad because the new
Beverly Hills cop that Eddie Murphy doesn'tdo his laugh at all in it,
and that's like axel fully one ohone. Yeah, if you're gonna do
an Eddie Murphy or Axle Folly impression, you gotta do the laugh. It's

(02:09:56):
more like Revenge of the Nerds.But yeah, point taking all right,
we gotta take a break me back. The Big Mad Morning Show returns next
Tulsa's Morning Show ninety seven KMOD Goodmorning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

(02:10:22):
Nine one, eight four six ohkmo. D lindsay, what'd you
learn today? I learned a guywas busted for busted with one hundred live
snakes in his pants. If Gimpydid that, ladies, the count would
be one hundred and one. Andalso I learned will be at another round
tonight from five until seven. It'llbe such a good time, hopefully not

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too much fun. Nobody will pooptheir pants. I like it so much
fun you'll crab your pants, gimp. What'd you learn today? I learned
that Corbin would give a bloke that. And I also learned that rape is
okay if it's a nurse and it'sfor comedic value. Right in the eighties,
Sure, I learned my favorite monthis des Moines uh and I also

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learned you. I found out Ialso learned that Frankfurt is the capital of
Kentucky. It's Corbin saying, makesure that dishwasher is loaded right. It's
Lindsey, stop tracking my Cyclenaddy?Can I get all? It should be?

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