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at nine o'clock. So anything thathappened this weekend, Oh my gosh,
what didn't happen? I mean,I had a remote at Patriot a patio
party, A patio party on Friday. That was pretty awesome. It's pretty
low key. Yeah, I wasvery uneventful. I was just sitting here
thinking to myself, what did Ido Saturday? I all had the remote

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and then I had some drinks.And that's where it is. Oh,
you said Saturday. I thought yousaid any day. I don't have remotes.
Every day feels like it. Oneof those things happens every day.
Obviously, we will get two morethings the Morning Unfolds, but death Pool,
Celebrity death Pool and uh man,we got to trifecta but didn't like

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two people died last week. SoI don't know which group is a part
of the three that you guys arebelievers in, but nonetheless, uh Richard
Simmons, doctor Ruth Vestaima, andShannon Doherty, Yeah passed away. There
was a football player that passed awayas well, right, yes, yeah,
So we'll just tag him on tolast week's too to make it the

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three? Is it last week?Is it last weeks of the weeks?
No? No, no, Ithink I think the first three that you
mentioned were the power of the firstthree. Now Jacoby Jones is in his
whole new Oh he's starting a newWhy is that because he's he started a
new three? How? Hell?Fine? No, no, you're the
one saying it. Yes, wealready had that. He was the latest

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one, so we had those.So he did last night. Uh he
did on Saturday, I believe.Okay, Yeah, and Shannon Doherty died
Saturday. Okay, so which onebefore? And that it was Ruth and
doctor Ruth and Richard Simmons. Ithink Richard Simmons, by the way,
was found alone. Yeah. Andthe day before he died, he just

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did an interview with a magazine sayingthat he's he feels fortunate to still be
alive. And then the next dayhe's dead. I mean, Shannon Doherty
just did a podcast, I know, talking about how well she's getting on
but you know what all yeah,and now she and she was just most
recently going through a divorce and everything, and I was like, man,

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I wonder if that the stress ofthat. Now he's a widow exactly.
No, now he's a widow.Yeah, yeah, so we be getting
that insurance. I'm sure we canask Jeff about that now. Lindsay had
Mitch McConnell, King Charles mel Brooks, Tom Broke on Amanda Bines. Right

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before I went on vacation, youtook Shannon Doherty off and put up King
Charles. We went back and listenedto the audio. You never mentioned,
Hey, now Shannon doority will die. You never mentioned that. Well normally
this last time when we talked aboutit, I say, I'm a jinx
because normally when I take them offmy list, that's when they go.

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Well, that's not true, though, someone else went as soon as I
took them off my list. Youtook Bill Cosby off, Tom Broke off
and he didn't die. No holdon. Uh. The year before,
you took off Katherine Jackson and didn'tdie. You took off Jimmy. I

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know someone took Jimmy Carter from youtook out. You took off Katherine Jackson,
and Katherine Jackson didn't die. BobBarker would be Nope, Bob Barker,
you didn't get that didn't happen.You took Bob Barker off in twenty
twenty three and he didn't. Youdidn't get points for that. Yeah,

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so it has it feels like ithappened. Oh no, that is what
happened with Bob Barker. My mistake. But it doesn't always happen. No,
it hurts when it happens. Yeah, it's starting a pattern. Sure
does to stick with it. Surewith my original Shannon Doherty, I didn't.

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I forgot that she was in theTV show Heathers and she was on
the Little House in the Prairie.Know that I knew. I didn't watch
Little House on the Prairie, butI did know that she was on there
because my cousin was a huge fanof that show. But Heathers, I
didn't know that even was a televisionshow. It was a movie. Yeah,
I knew the movie. I wondershe was a bitch on the Little
House on the Prairie too, No, I was that blonde Cnex Tuesday.

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Yeah, that's where she got itfrom. He's like, you can learn
some things on this set, right, I learned how to be a bitch.
She played a great one on BeverlyHills too, and no, I
mean that was her role. Shedid it. Well. I just heard
that that she she's just hard towork with. What does that mean?

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You're a bitch on and off theset? Ah, because one person had
a bad experience, Well, multiplereports come through, is like, ah,
she's just tough to work with.I mean, if you go down
the rabbit hole of Ellen DeGeneres,it wasn't that she was bad to work
with. It was that they weren'tpaid the same as everybody else in the
industry, and the people uprised againsther. So it is a mischaracterization.

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I think it's just like you hearit and you go, okay, right,
just a broad stroke, and peoplego yep, yep. They just
believe it because she's a bitch onTV. That's I just don't think that
that's necessarily true. I think peoplehave bad days. Of course, I'm
sure she treated some people not fairly, But I don't know if her mo
is like, don't look at mein the eye. I don't know.

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People some people just wake up crankyall the time and stay that way all
day every day, and I feelthat I don't think so. I'm sure
a good day, or it's areally negative attitude from you on that.
So, I mean, I'm justsaying there's a lot of people that wake
up just there are there are that'sThat's not a bad attitude, that's just
a mild observation of people in life. There's some people that just wake up

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mad at the world every day,and I'm sure they have their good moments
every now and again, but forthe most part, they're just d heads
all day. Her because you're withthem all the time to know that.
Well. Yeah, Also, howold was she when she played Brenda Walsh

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on nine O two one, Owow? Early twenties? Yeah, in
her twenties, I would think,Yeah, she was what fifty nine,
fifty three, fifty three? Okay, young? Yeah, so she was
in her twenties when she died orwhen she did nine O two and zero.
Yeah, I mean because in mythoughts, like maybe she was a
little bit jealous of some of theother actors on the show or the other

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female parts, you know what Imean, little like I like her role
better, you know what I mean. So maybe that put her in a
bad mood sometimes maybe, So,I mean, she got her boyfriend stolen
on the show, you know,I mean she she got married. I
would, I would. It's hardto I can't think. I don't think
you can actually say she was abitch all the time. Who wants to
marry somebody who's has GIMPI put ad head all the time. So clearly

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she was pleasant to be around forat least enough for a ceremony. Either
that or she did the two alot, and you know that's what kept
No one does the hawk to aJust for the record, that's a porn
star thing. Nah, in inyour in your experiences, how percentage wise,

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how many have done the hawk tous? We're not talking yes,
because it doesn't happen. I meanwe're not physically going hawk. No,
that's what she's talking about, likein a porn right, So when you
like say, we don't do that, No, she's talking about hawking a
looking and spinning. I've seen theporns. I think for what I was

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using it as an example was itwas she just did things a lot,
and it's like, you know,hey, this is golden, so I'm
gonna hold on to it for alittle while. No, because that does
happen. Well, the sex isso good, you're just like maybe with
females to males. Rarely do malesbe submissive towards a female. Maybe.

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Yeah, I don't go with thewhole like she was a bitch all the
time. I've heard her podcast acouple of times. She didn't come off
as a jerk. She like apleasant person. Not the people on U
s Charmed never said anything bad abouther, especially for someone who was battling
first breast cancer, then brain cancer. But she had breast, brain and

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skin. The cancer she had,I believe it was breast cancer or was
Simmons skin cancer? See, Ican't get the I thought the skin cancer.
I think that's what Richard Simmons had, was skin cancer. Okay.
Yeah, And when she was inremission, she found out she had a
tumor in her brain and that's whatshe was most recently fighting. Yeah.

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I don't like that word with cancerand implies you're gonna win. I know
you're not. And I know that'snegative to say, but it's the true.
Even doctors don't even use the termfighting cancer anymore because it creates a
false sense of hope that you didn'ttry hard enough. Yeah, no,
I get it. Yeah, butshe did a podcast, and on her

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podcast, she didn't come off asa jerk. Doctor Ruth wesheimmer Man.
I remember listening to her on theray d Yo my little one speaker sam
Yo. What was she box sixninety six? Okay, I even thought
about putting her on my list.You can't say that after the fact,
No, I mean she was writtendown on my long list name. I

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had her on a list years ago. Yeah, bitch held on. She
definitely, she definitely did. I'mlooking to see what year you had her
on here, GIMPI on twenty twentyone is when you had her on there,
the same year as you had SamDonaldson, Yoko Ono, pat Robertson.

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And then your wild card that yearwas Gabrielle Iglesias. Oh Fluffy,
we'll be at the River Spirit Casinocoming on completely fine, Yeah right,
you never know. He he's atype of guy get a little excited doing
funny voices up on the stage nowand as a grabber falls over dead boom.

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No, I'm not that fortunate.And then I was looking. I
don't think anybody else she never madeit on the list any other time for
doctor Ruth, doctor Vouth, Yeah, it's not somebody really think about that
much anymore. You know, shewas the sexpert in the eighties and nineties,
then not so much anything after that. Well, to be fair,

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she was eighty yeah when that playedout. But like so, I think
she still did it. She justdoing it, didn't do it as often
because she had to get her napsin, right. I'll never forget she
was because she she was on televisionfor a while. Yeah, and it
was a good interviewer when you couldunderstand her. The things that stick in

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my brain boggles me sometimes because I'llnever forget. I was all of thirteen
or so and she's on TV andshe's talking about you know those kids toys,
the ring toss. You know,it's got the thing you stack up
the rings and like small or largestas small. You know, I'm talking

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about like toddler baby toys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And
she was talking about doing that withyour male partner and some onion rings.
Yeah. And I was like nineteenninety two when I heard ninety three when
I heard that, and it's it'sstuck in my head ever since. Now.

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I've never done the onion ring ringtoss stacker, But you know,
you know what else, I imagineyou'd have to cool him off her she
don't want to get them fresh offthe frar. What do you think doctor
Ruth Westeimer's net worth was twenty fivemillion? That sounds I'll go a little

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higher. I'll say thirty mil maybein forty. Okay, of the three
Shannon Doherty, Russell, Richard SimmonsSimmons and doctor Ruth Westimmer, who do
you think had the biggest net worth? Doctor Ruth? Okay, only because
only because I would think that medicaltreatments are very expensive for Shannon Doherty,

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and she has gone through a divorce, so they're probably splitting up their assets.
So her, Yeah, but shewasn't divorced, right, she was.
It was just in the process ofil wosta say Shannon because she had
more popular shows, TV shows,movies, et cetera. No movies,
I don't know if she ever didmovies. She did movies, Okay,
she was in Heathers. Yeah.So as opposed to like doctor Ruth,

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wrote a lot of books, hadradio shows, TV shows. I think
there's a lot of money involved inthat, and then Richard Simmons just sweating
to the oldies. And then ofcourse other appearances that he's had on on
on television as well. But Ithink Shannon, out of all of them,
probably has the most rats too.He did a ton of movies,

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including a movie called Breast Cancer.Bucket list. Yeah, Shannon Doherty is
right in the middle at five million, okay net worth right in the middle,
huh wow, yeah, okay,Vesteima three million okay, Because she
wasn't all that before anything was big, and she wasn't a medical doctor or

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anything. She did somebody that gaveadvice, right right, So that leaves
old Dicky Simmons. Did she evenhave a degree? Like? Was she
is? I believe so okay,psychologists believe I'm just an old lady with
a lot of knowledge about sex anddongs. I believe she was a legitimate
doctor. But what so, RichardSimmons, what do you think if he's
got the most we got three andthen five, then crank him up to

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ten seven, uh, twenty milliondollars if you got to remember she he
had those videos, right, theygot him all that money? Oh yeah,
oh yeah. He was an amazingThere was not a time we were
talking about like Channon Doherty being horrible. He every interview you see with him,
he was a flamboyant butterfly, constantlyon fire. Yeah, it's so

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sweet. Yeah, never angry.You never really heard anything negative about him
in the press, no at allwhatsoever. They showed him in a video
where he was testified in front ofCongress and he was kind of yelling,
and I'm like, that might bethe angriest I've seen him. Yeah,
but you're still probably happy about ittoo. Now you look pretty angry.
But when our babies were young,the twins, we had a nanny and

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she went to Los Angeles and didone of the tour buses of LA and
she drove by, They drove byRichard Simmons house and he actually came out
and weighed everyone. Hey everybody.Yeah, he was known to come out
and visit people when the bus cameby. Twenty million dollars too. Like

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she escaped concentration Ruth Westimber escaped concentrationcamps. Oh yeah, ten years old
to a girls school in Switzerland forsafety, where she remained because of her
elderly grandmother. Both were killed inconcert concentration camps. She immigrated to British

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Mandatory Palestine. Four feet seven tall, Yeah, she was just a little
bitty thing. Yeah. On hertwentieth birthday, she was wounded in action
by because she was part of theIsraeli the IDF. Yeah, I forgot
about that. She was a sniperand the Israeli Defense Forces, right,
little doctor Ruth, because in thatcountry, everybody sir, yeah, whether

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you like it or not. Uh. And she was wounded in action by
an exploding shelter and mortar fire.She almost lost both feet without a knocked
her down to you know, threeseven four six, right, Yeah,
and she's got her PhD from ColumbiaUniversity. I wonder if she just like

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took a lot of dong, hada lot of sex. I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna makethis my profession. She went to
school for sex therapy. Sure sheisn't like, Hey, I smoked weed,
so I'm opening wheat shop right right. I don't think i'd take sex
advice from a porn star. I'mjust being honest. You don't think her,
No, they're acting, that istrue. Even you fell into the

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trap just then, like, no, man, they know what they're doing.
Now. It's a yes. Andthe stripper really liked you. Yeah,
I'm sure you know, maybe notthe scientific parts that doctor Ruth really
gets into, you know, justthe physical acts, the pleasure. Yeah,
so you think the women in pornare really enjoying themselves. I'm sure

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some of them really are. I'msure. I'm sure for like, at
least seventy five percent of the time, Lindsay Lindsay's I've never seen her even
at me, I've never seen herroller eyes, this heart. It's a
job. I'm sure that when theyget in and they're life, Oh,
I'm working with so and so today, I'm sure they're more pleased than by

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other actors or actresses that they haveto work with. Okay, but at
the end of the day, it'sstill work. We have Hey, listen,
it's all fun because you have anEtsy shop because you're making jewelry,
but when you have to make fortynecklaces a day, right exactly. We
have a listener who's did some pornwork, and I'd be curious to hear

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from her on how much awesomeness itwas. Was it always pleasure? Yeah?
Now she didn't her her career wasn'tlike some of the I don't know.
Maybe it was, but I don'tas far as I'm aware she didn't
have that many. Yeah, itwasn't that many credits to her name.
Yeah, yeah, just a fewhere and there. It's just a handful.

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Yeah, this is yea a smallhandful. Oh really. But so
I can't imagine she could only herexperience she would be able to share.
But it's acting, Yeah, forsure, it is. But I mean
there's still physical acts that go intoit. And you know, I mean,
even you know, you're having abad day of work, you get,
you know, one good stroke andit's like all right, everything,

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all right, it's a good day. It's a good day, tater.
Yeah, I think you're undermining awoman's anatomy. Right. Just because they're
screaming in ecstasy does not mean they'reorgasmine. Just because the the tail on
the dog is wagging, don't meanit's happy. Maybe maybe usually in a

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sign of a distressed dog, they'lltuck their tail as opposed to keeping a
wagon though, Just just clear thatup. Yeah, I think that's like
saying when women get raped it theman. In cases men have said that
raped women, they say, well, it felt like she was into it.
Oh, I don't know about allthat. I'm just saying, so

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you made the statement of women indistress and our dogs in distress, and
I'm saying cases have shown women indistress have been have gone along with it.
I think being held down and forcedthat way is totally different than a
dog tuck in its tail. Butno, I gotta get paid, Hay.

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Big Man Morning Showing ninety seventy fiveam police recover over two hundred thousand dollars
worth of Lego sets in huge retailcrime bust. This happened in Springfield,
Oregon, where the police department said. This crime came after a three month
investigation into the Brick Builders store inEugene, organ The store's owner, forty

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seven year old i'm On Henrickson,had been knowingly purchasing new and unopened Lego
sets that had been stolen from localretail stores. Police said suspects would steal
Lego sets from stores in the areaand then had two brick Builders to exchange
them for cash. They would geta fraction of what the sets retailed for.

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Officials interviewing the suspects said they revealedthat the staff at brick Builders were
aware that the items were stolen.Many of the suspects had been using the
cash to buy and use illegal drugs. The police department said they teamed up
with lost prevention investigators from Target fredMeyer, Barnes and Noble, and Walmart
as part of their probe. Policeserved Brick Builders with a search warrant on

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July third, and recovered four onehundred and fifty three Lego sets, which
together were worth hundreds of thousands ofdollars. Police charged Hendrickson and another suspect,
fifty seven year old Albert Nash,in the case. Charges included organized
retail theft and theft one by receiving. Police said, we all feel the

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impact of organized retail theft through theincreasing cost of items we buy far families.
Recognizing this, the SPD's Crime ReductionUnit, with the support of our
retail partners, works diligently to holdaccountable those who make the choice to engage
in or support retail theft. SPDis proud of the work of our officers

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and we are committed to the pursuitof those behind these crimes in our community,
said the Chief. And you sharein a press release, I mean
you can find some collector, likesome kits, like for twenty five thousand
dollars. Yes, like they're they'rea big deal. Yeah, it's crazy
how expensive legos can be. Iknow, I'm legos two hundred grand.

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That's like five or six big setscould be no, no, like the
like some of the Star Wars stuffcan go anywhere between and collect or.
So after purchase like two to likeone to five thousand, and then there
are a couple pieces that are liketwenty thousand. Yeah. I think the

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most expensive set I've ever purchased wasa Christmas gift and it was a one
for the kids, a farm acomplete farm land, and it was like
maybe seventy five bucks, and Ithought, oh my god, I think
you got a deal. Probably didit comes to me. I think it

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was on sale. Actually, likea small one that's maybe two feet wide
by three feet high is eighty bucks. Yeah, I know the flower ones
that they have now for the adultlegos we have on Yeah, they adult
legos. Yeah, it's a saying. Man, my father just got a
tow truck and a race car andall other kinds of adult lego and they

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have a special name. Well,I think the flower they're more geared towards
adults. They're like flowers, StarWars roses. Sure, like we have
some I think Lilacs or whatever athome that we made it Christmas. And
that one was fifty dollars, likeyou and your husband bought to do together,
Marcus and I got it. Yeah, it's our favorite. No,

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the other one's got Jurassic Park thathe did by himself, right exactly.
It wasn't a mom and son project. Oh these okay, Lego flowers,
those are thirty bucks. Well,then I got ripped off. Yeah.
Uh. We had a Christmas partylast year and I got the Lego Rose
one, and then I traded itfor an egg cooker because you were more

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apty to hard boiled egg than youwere. Damn right. I used the
hell out of that egg cooker.Man, I am all about it.
Yes, Like, how much timedoes it take to cook the egg?
It's like maybe seven minutes, notthat long. How many does it make?
It? A I don't like ahalf a dozen? Here's a Simba
Lego one hundred and twenty nine dollars. That's too much, man, Disney's

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snow White, and the seven DwarfsCottage just the cottage. No, it's
it says, I got it sevenDwarfs Cottage Build and Display set two hundred
and nineteen dollars at Target. Toomuch, too, god damn much.
I don't like those used to notLegos used to not cost that much,
or maybe they've always been like that, and I just didn't know because I

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was a kid and I didn't payfor him. My parents paid for it.
But it didn't seem like Legos usedto cost that much. Okay,
here's a fourteen hundred piece Lego RedLondon telephone box. Oh god, one
and fourteen dollars for a phone booth. Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay,
here we go, Lego Star WarsMillennium Falcon. Okay, twenty fifth anniversary

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build. It is five inches high, she said, by seven and a
half inches wide. Nice girthy builtfor comfort, not speed. Eighty four
dollars okay, a little bit biggerthan palming your hand. Yeah, that's
not bad compared to the one hundredand fifty that you're looking to pay for

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the dwarves. Yeah, insane.But you build it and then it sits
and collects dust. I'll do youbetter. You build it and then you
take it apart, and then youscatter the pieces everywhere and live the instructions,
and then it never gets built again, right Dad? Where are the
instructions? I don't know? Wellcan you tell me where? Can you
look it up on your phone?For what? I don't know what this

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is? I mean I have anapp. I don't know if I actually
still have the app, but youcan. There is a Lego app that
you can get instructions. For almostevery make if you know what it is,
that is true. Now there isalso an app where you can lay
your legos out. I've never usedthis, and you take a picture and
it'll tell you all the things youcan make with it. Oh, that's
cool, but like the legos laidout, that's cool. Not believing it,

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but sure. Yeah. Woman arrestedfor vigorous public performance. This comes
out of Key West, Florida,where police got called to a local park
because there were reports of a dudethat was passed out with his pants down.
But when they got there, ladyhad a witness had flagged down the

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officers and come to find out thedude that was passed out with his pants
down was actually a woman. Andthey're like, hey, she's over there
by this statue of Jose Marty orthe Cuban independence leader. Anyhow, so
they get over there and they findthis Oklahoma native named Teresa Dunlavy and as

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they got there that she was pullingher pants up and she says, I
don't even know why you guys werehere. The witness said that, hey,
there's this woman over here vigorously rubbingher vagina. And then there was
another officer. Officer Frank Betts toldhis their officer that he sat there and
watched the suspect vigorously stimulate herself,but didn't say for how long you'd been

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watching? Eh. They went aheadand arrested her for indecent exposure. She's
from here, from Tulsa, FromTulsa. I didn't know it's from Tulsa,
just said Oklahoma native. So she'sfrom Tulsa. Way to go.
If you listen, listen, ifyou're listening, young lady, we want

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you to give your side of thestory. We're here to help you seek
the justice you deserve. Our listenersare awesome. I'm sure it's a gigantic
misunderstanding, huge misunderstanding. I hadmy pants down around my ankles, rubbing
my genitalia. No, nitch,we would like for you to be able

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to clear the air on what happened, because I got some chiggers. I
was just scratching. Car pulled outa Yellowstone geyser. This happened at Yellowstone
National Park, of course, wherea car has been fished out of a
thermal geyser, and a press release, Park Services set a car with five
people inside quote inadvertently left the roadwayand veered into the semi centennial geyser.

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On Thursday, all five people wereable to exit the car and get out
of the one hundred and five degreegeyser with non life threatening injuries. One
day later, authorities closed the nearbyroad and lifted the car out of nine
feet of water there. It's notclear on what happened. And this geyser's
right by the road, so it'snot like they went through a fence and
you know, instead of parking andhitting the brake, they hit the gas

(33:40):
and then drove straight. No,this was like, it's right next to
the road, so they probably justran off the road and happened to land
in the guys, it's actually likea big curve, so they may have
misjudged the curve or was changing theircar play or whatever and went ahead and
went right in to the geyser.It's a different way to experience ye Yellowstone,

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that's for sure. Kidding All right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back. You're listening toThe Big Mad Morning Show. This
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Nine one eight four six oh kmodcan also text BMMS and then what you
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to the Wall Sports super Bowl fortyseven standout Jacoby Jones has passed. He

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was forty years ars old. Nocause of death was released, but Jones
spent nine seasons in the NFL forthe Texans, Ravens, Chargers, and
Steelers. He also played one seasonfor the Monterey steel of the National Arena
League and had been a college assistantcoach since retirement. The wide receiver returner
is best known for his one hundredand eight yard kickoff return touchdown in the

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Ravens thirty four to thirty one,a victory over the San Francisco forty nine
Ers in Super Bowl forty seven.The play is the longest in Super Bowl
history. The Nuggets will not havetheir rookie years give in asleep by the
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on the court for the upcoming season. The Athletic is reporting that Denver center
Deron Holmes the Second suffered a tornachilles during summer league action over the weekend.
Holmes was injured during last Fridays eightyeight to seventy eight loss to the
Los Angeles Clippers in Since City.The twenty second overall pick had eleven points
and seven rebounds before exiting the contest. Holmes was expected to be a primary

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backup big for Denver this season,and the groups for the second annual NBA
Cup have been announced. The leaguereleased the teams for the in season tournament
heading into the weekend. The defendingchampion Lakers are in a group that includes
Victor Wembaniama Spurs, Shay Gilgiis,Alexander's Thunder, and Kevin Durant's Sons.

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The toughest challenge appears to be inGroup C, which features the Mavericks,
Nuggets, Timberwolves, Kings, andWarriors. The Pacers, who represented the
East in last year's finals, arein Group B, while the NBA champion
Celtics landed in Group A. Thetournament tips off on November twelve, And
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the best thing that happened this weekend? And the worst thing that happened this
weekend? Nine one, eight,four to six, oh kmod are You
can text bmms and then what youwant to say to eight, two,
nine, four five, lindsay what'sthe best and what's the worst. Friday

(38:28):
was a lot of fun. Wehad the patio party and then I went
to a girlfriend's house for her annualsummer sore and we had a great time.
Last year at this party, weplayed flip cup a few different drinking
games, and one of her buddiesis usually the winner of all drinking games,

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and this year I kicked his ascidflip cup. I'll buy my lonesome.
Actually it was so just you againsthim. Yeah, well, we
played in teams and then he waslike, you know, you're really good.
You want to go up against mesolo? See how you can do
it without a team. I've neverplayed one on one's flip cup. Oh
so you take six cups and youuse each fill your six cups with a

(39:15):
beer and you play one on one. Good God, woman, how do
you know? I know? Right? Yeah? How drink? Were you?
Not? Very? Because I hadjust gotten there, so it was
early enough. But you were drinkingat the patio party too. I had
a drink at the patio party,so I was pretty good. It was

(39:37):
feeling really great. Sounds like it, Yeah, yeah, flip cup's dangerous.
Yeah. Well, plus you know, I hadn't been drinking beer in
a long time, so it tastesso good. I felt like Will Ferrell
in Old School. I think he'slike, it's so good once it touches
your lips, it's so good.How many rounds of flip cup did you
play? Three? Yeah, includingthe solo with the team and then the

(39:58):
solo. Yeah. H yeah.It was like you don't want none.
It was awesome, really proud ofI can tell it's quite the achievement in
your weekend. Yes, it was. It was a good night. And
then I guess the worst part,of course, I mean what happened to
our to Trump at the in Pennsylvaniawas awful. The realization that Shannon Doherty

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had passed, and pick one thing, pick one thing. I mean,
that's just all the tragedy I hadgone. I was a bunch of bs.
Yeah, best and worst of theweekend. What's the best thing that
happened this weekend? And the worstthing that happened this weekend? Nine one,
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be what's the best and what's theworst. I guess the best part of
the weekend would be patio party Friday. It's always good to sit back and
hang out with listeners on a goodpatio and you know, and it was
hot as I'll get out. Butthose mini pictures were almost swore. There,
no nice I love a bar thatdoes me. You can't beat that,
man, I mean, you're gettingjust enough to make it. And

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I only had like two of those, and I was good. I was
good, man, it was solid. So yeah, that was the best
part Friday. The worst part ofthe weekend, I guess would have to
be yesterday, because yesterday. Imean we went on vacation the week before
last, right, and then lastweek I didn't I ignored my house.

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I did all the cleaning, allthe maintenance, the lawns, all that
stuff. I ignored it. Iwas not messing with it at all.
So the worst part of the weekendwas just having to do all that.
I spent all day yesterday cleaning myhouse, mowing the lawns and all that
maintenance stuff that just that I'd beenignoring. And it sucks. I spent

(41:50):
all day doing it. You know, it needed to be done, but
it didn't make it any better,just sucked best and wors the weekend.
What's the best thing that happened thisweekend and the worst thing that happened this
weekend? Nine one eight four sixoh kmod or text PMMs and whatever that
is to eight two nine four fiveThe best thing that happened to you and
the worst thing that happened to you. Best part of the weekend would have

(42:12):
to be I think the patio party. It was just it was hot,
for sure, but it wasn't badon that patio, no good breeze.
They had the shades down, watchingyou know, life go by. I
thought it was I think that's thatwas a really great spot for a patio,
right there on the front, rightthere in Brookside so you can watch
it. We've had only a handfulof other bars that have had a good

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patio set up like that where youcan see traffic going by and kind of
just seeing other things going on.Usually a patio' is like in the back
and you can't see anything, oryou're staring at a parking lot or something,
which is fine because it's being outside. But this, I thought this
was a really good h patio.Uh, and then the worst part of
the weekend would have to be.So I have this new refrigerator I got

(42:59):
last year, and I pulled therefrigerator drawer out to get something, and
I could see the back part ofthe refrigerator. Normally don't pull that drawer
out, and there's rust on thebottom of it, like a lot And
this is a brand new refrigerator andit shouldn't be doing that. No ew.

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And so I go to get myreceipt from it, and I go
to call customer service, and theyonly do customer service Monday through Friday.
This is a major company, AndI'm like, how does that make any
sense? Most people work Monday throughFriday. Yes, just like these people
in customer service. Yeah, andyou can't most companies don't allow you to

(43:45):
do personal stuff during work. Youcould at least have Saturday for a few
hours, right. I get thatthey're working too, But there are some
grocery stores that are open on theweekends. Sure, Amazon customer services available.
I'm just I was incredibly frustrated withit. I refrigerator's rusting. Sure

(44:05):
that happens. Not a year old, right, not a year old?
Not a year old? So Iam wound tight on that. So that
will be objective number one at tenoh one to day find out why refrigerators
rush. No, they're gonna getout and fix it. Okay, they're
gonna get out there and deal withit because it's under warranty, right,
And I don't think maybe rusting isn'tcovered under warranty. I don't know,

(44:28):
but I feel like it shouldn't berusty. AnyWho best and wors the weekend?
What's the best thing that happened toyou this weekend? And the worst
thing that happened to you? Bessgot to record two insane shows this weekend.
One was a farewell show after twelveyears, probably left with three concussions
and a few cracked ribs. Soundslike a good time. Worst, Currently

(44:51):
on my way to stand trial againstmy crackhead big sister man. How tables
turn all right? M h.Free concussions and a few cracked ribs does
not sound pleasant, not at all. It's not how I equate a good
time. Oh, a cracked ribI might be able to get, you
know, put my arms around andbe like, yeah, that could be
a good time, depending on whatwe're doing. Yeah, I think.

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I think we've witnessed you living througha cracked rib or at least a fracture.
I've had more than one. I'vehad more than one. But yeah,
another one. Best competed at myfirst jiu jitsu tournament at forty one.
Worst feel like I was run overby a truck. Good for you.
Another one. Best went to Jellystonewater Park. That's at Stone,
right, Yaba daba do that's theFlintstones. But yeah, oh no,

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uh, you're thinking of Yogi Bear, Yogi Bear. Yeah, what was
Yogi Bear's thing? Picnics? Heyboo boo, Yes, yes, why
did it sound like Rocky when youdid it? Boo boo boo. We're

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not young and hurt my hip onthe lake obstacle course one time in Mexico,
we went and they did that.They had that obstacle course out in
the ocean and you go out,you swim out, and you have to
pull yourself onto the inflatables that areout in the ocean. Right, it
was damn near impossible. It wassome I don't consider myself not in shape,

(46:21):
but I don't consider myself out ofshape either, right, And I
was like it was insanely difficult.Yeah, stuff like that's made for kids,
yes, not old ass people likethis. Is that place still open
out in Broken Aarrow that was supposedto be like a water park that was
on the pond on the water Ithink so. I haven't been out there,

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but I haven't heard anything about itclosing either. Yeah, you two
live out there. That's why Iwas. I never get out that way,
so I don't know then, becausethose things it's not easy to get
on top of. But I've heardgood things about this Jellystone water park thing
out Keystone. Yeah, I've beenby there. I haven't actually been there
to hang out, but it lookscool. Yeah, that looks like a

(47:04):
lot of fun. Yeah. Doyou like water parks can be? Oh?
Hell yeah, I'm all about waterparks. You know, any kind
of theme park at all? Whatto have roller coasters, water slides.
I'm in it oo. I aman ed. You know, big splash,
even that one little dink when theyhave down I think it's a muskogee
or whatever. That ain't much.It's got a couple of slides, it's
got a lazy river. But I'mdown man, I'm down it. If

(47:29):
it involves water. I'm for it. You got to pick one to be
better than the other. Water parkor amusement park. Lindsay, ooh mmm.
Probably young me would have said anamusement park, because I do love
me some roller coasters, but that'sabout it. So now I feel like
old me would enjoy a water parkmore. Yeah, it doesn't sound much

(47:52):
certainty in your voice. Yeah Ido. I mean, I love roller
coasters, but that's about the onlyriding that I go on is a roller
coaster. You can pick an amusementpark, but I feel like I would
enjoy a water park more. Now, when was the last time you were
at a water park? At leastten years? Okay, GIMPI a water
park for sure, all day everyday. I do like the roller coasters,

(48:13):
and I like the rides that spinyou around and put you upside down
on all that jivy stuff. Butfor me, water park is way more
fun. It's cooler. You know, in the summertime, you're out there
standing in goddamn line for a rollercoaster for like a thirty second ride or
whatever. It's hot. You know, you really don't cool off that much.
But when you're standing in line,burning your feet on the concrete.

(48:36):
You finally get to go down thatslide. It's cool, it's refreshing,
you know, just the difference.I've always been a bigger fan of water
parks over theme parks, roller coasterparks. Yeah, water park all day.
You can drink beer at balls,it's completely fine, but somehow they
taste better at a water park.Yeah. And you're drinking beer and you're
like, oh, we're gonna geton the roller coaster. You're like,

(48:57):
yeah, yeah, yeah, wellthey can be Just sit in the water,
yep, drink your beer, justwatch people walk by it. Yeah.
Oh yeah, it's a good time. You got a water park with
a swim up bar? Shoot evenbetter? Yes? Yeah, or part
of the park is a swim upadults bar, exactly, exactly. You

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have my attention. Best, redidmy entire garden. That's nice. Worst.
An hour later after finishing my frontneighbor died. Only knew her for
two months. Wow, I gottabe honest. An entire gard Redoing an
entire garden in one hundred degree weatherdoes not sound like a good time?

(49:42):
Does? That? Does not soundlike the best of anything? Uh?
Best, I didn't do anything.Sunday sat on my ass and relaxed after
a seventy two hour work week.Worst, I suddenly realized I don't make
enough money to worry about a rustynew fridge or ocean inflatables. I don't
think it's about worrying about it aboutI bought something and it's already falling apart.

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Best was my wife and I hadSaturday night to ourselves without the kids.
Worst, youngest son flushed a bananapeel and two huge handfuls of toilet
paper clogged the toilet. Couldn't geta plumber out there, so I had
to go elbow deep in the trashtank to clear the clog. That sucks.
Yeah, but if it was justtoilet paper and a banana peel.

(50:30):
A but it's not feces or vomitsthat we know of what's hidden behind the
banana peel. You know what I'msaying? Nah, I think that all
goes all the way through. Iwould not stick my hand in there.
No, I'd be word to getstuck. Then you got to call the
fire department and you're like, ah, got my hand stuck in a toilet?

(50:52):
Yeah, And I can only imaginethe remedy besides grease is breaking the
toilet. Yeah. Toilets aren't exactlycheap. They're not expensive. Yeah,
if you get a toilet in abox, you know, I saw those?
Just did you just repeat yourself?Yeah, she has a name,

(51:15):
she's a nice lady. Best wentto the lake yesterday on our boat.
Worst, another ibs flare up atthe worst possible time. I think we
have a winner. Yeah, Bestbeen off two weeks. Worst heading into
work this morning. Who that issobering after you've been off for a while
and you got to go to work. Best spending time at home to relax.

(51:37):
Worse finding out we might have tomove, have to buy a new
mower deck, which is nine hundreddollars. Yeah, somebody said they went
out on their boat. I didn'tknow that these things existed, but I
just found out yesterday. Some ofthe lakes in town have boat clubs,
and you pay a membership. Youpay an initiation fee and then a monthly

(51:59):
membership, and then you can usethe boat pretty much. There are rules
to whenever you want. Yeah,this was like one boat for let's just
say fifty people or whatever. Morethan one but yeah, yeah, yeah,
okay, yeah, and then youreserve it and you pay a monthly
fee and they fuel it up andall that good stuff. Like you don't
have to deal with it. Youjust pay a membership fee and then take

(52:20):
the boat. Huh. Interesting,right, I knew you'd be interested in
that. Yeah, that sounds likea good time. Right. It's kind
of expensive, though, is tostart up? We looked into it.
It's kind of expensive to join.But you can also use it in other
states too, So you remember here, you can use it in Florida too,
a different marinas if they participate init. Right, it's area.
It's if you went to a fitnessclub that was named Bob's Fitness, and

(52:40):
they had Bob's Fitness in other locations. Yeah, you got you such a
nationwide club so you can ride toanother town. Yeah, and then rent
a and then that would be amazing. That would be not I like it.
I wonder how much that cost whenyou found like, what were you
would you find it? I believethat the startup cost essentially is like three

(53:00):
grand to be a part of thelike the initiation fees. Yeah, and
I'm not sure what the monthly membershipfee is, but you do need I
think it's three weeks in advance tobook, yeah, to find out which
boat you want and what's available,things like that three grand ain't no chump
change, No it's not. Butthe monthly it's still not a boat,

(53:22):
right, it's not yours. Yeah, it's not a boat. Right.
You don't have to there's a problemwith it, you call Frank to deal
with it. So if you wreckit, you just be like, oh,
here you go take a boat back. Yeah, okay. And of
the few people I talked to aboutit, they didn't have anything bad to
say about it. Yeah, They'relike, yeah, the upfront fee is
no joke, sure, right,but after that it was worth it?

(53:45):
Interesting? And do you pay forit? Do you pay for it in
the off months that like the marina'sclosed, right, yeah, because you
want to be in although you don'twant to lose your spot. What do
you mean, like so, Imean if you want, yeah, you
would be paying for it. Ibet I wonder I don't know if he
if Kevin looked into it this far, but if they give you a discount

(54:07):
during the off season, but youdon't want to lose your spot, like
if you were to get out ofthe club or whatever, like oh,
you know, it's not boating season, so I'm going to get out of
the club. Well, then ifsomeone else takes that spot, then you
could be out, Like sorry,oh, they only have so many spots.
Yeah, because there's only so manyprobably participating boats that they have available,

(54:28):
because they're not going to rent outboats if they don't, you know
what I mean, if they keeprenting them out, I can't imagine.
I can't imagine they only rent basedon the boats I imagine that they've got,
like if there's I just can't imaginethey're going to turn away people,
right because there are people that anysubscription type of thing you pay for,
there are people that just don't useit. Yeah, but I could see

(54:51):
what you're you would have to paythe fee again, because I would be
pissed if I like signed up andlike every time I come, there's never
a boat available. What's up?You know what I mean? Yeah?
This one hears the Oklahoma City BoatClub and it says it's twelve hundred dollars
annually and a one time initiation feeof twelve hundred dollars. That seems all

(55:15):
you want? Yeah, you thinkI'm good? If it was three hundred
dollars a month. You might havemy attention. Maybe regular members, but
there's no initiat. Okay, sothat's oh okay, so that's a regular
member. If you want to bean associate member. Oh yeah, No.
There were different tiers and how muchyou paid depending on what type of

(55:36):
boat you got access to. Associatememberships designed for individuals who wish to be
active and associated with the club,but do not have a boat or any
other property they wish to keep onclub grounds. Okay, so that's you're
providing a boat at that point.Yeah, that sounds different. Yeah,
this says it's six hundred dollars ayear either way. I just make friends
with people who have boots. Doyou hear that? Anybody with boat,

(55:59):
he's not genuine. He doesn't reallycare about you. Oh I love you.
I love you. You guys areawesome. Take me out on the
river. You can take a break. We come back. We got to
take it. See Jane's addiction andwe've got that. Show's August twenty first
at the Walmart Amphitheater. We'll dothat when we come back on Tulsa's Morning
Show continues next ex The Big BadMorning Show on Tulsa's Rockstaia ninety seven five

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KMOD, Good morning, It's theBig Bad Morning Show nine eight four six
oh kmod. Can also text bmmsand then what you want to say to

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eight two nine four five See whatGimpie has in his four by four colb
and it says here that Trump isto deliver a new speech at the r
n C. President Trump has saidto deliver a different speech at the Republican
National Convention this week following the attemptedassassination against him on Saturday. Trump said

(57:07):
Sunday his original speech was gonna bea humdinger, but that the new ones
is going to be a danger.Now it's going to be a day,
but that the new one is achance to bring the country together. He
went on to say that he's gotcalls from both parties the past day.
It says here that Biden calls forlowering temperature on politics and bron Times page

(57:30):
JV said violence has never been theanswer when it comes to America politics,
citing examples including the January sixth riotsand the assault against Old Paul Pelosi.
He talked about resolving differences at theballot box and not with bullets. And
JB went on to add that hespoke with Trump's Saturday night and he's grateful
that he's doing well. He alsowent on to extend condolences to the family

(57:52):
of the retired firefighter attending the rallywho was killed while shielding his family from
the gunfire. It goes somebody textshim like, why aren't you guys talking
about this? I don't know,because what is there to say? Besides
it's disgusting, it's insane. Also, how did he get that close?
Right? I mean, there's alot of questions, but it's insane,

(58:13):
and people like this is this iscrazy? Actually, assassinations pretty common in
American politics, right, right,It's happened twice before Wrinkler Roosevelt got shot.
His speech blocked the bullet, right, and then he spoke for an
hour, right, right, TeddyRoosevelt, same thing. Yeah, Meagan

(58:34):
was shot at Yeah, so itdoes happen a lot. Garfield the guy
shot him, huh at a trainstation. I think Garfield was fine.
Eleven weeks later he died from aninfection and the guy that shot him was
like, Hey, the only reasonhe became president because of me. He
owes me a consularship, which islike, you know, like an ambassadorship,
like he owes me, yes,this happens. That doesn't make it

(59:00):
okay. It's still insanely disgusting tome. Right, it's so bizarre on
so many levels. But also it'scommon in American politics. Right, what
else we got here? Most Americanssay that inflation is a very serious problem.
That's according to a recent UGU poll, which found that voters are more
likely to approve DT's handling of theissue rather than old j B. The

(59:22):
survey found that for Democrats, themost serious issues that the country faces our
gun violence and climate change, andRepublicans ranked inflation and illegal immigration as the
top concerns. And then, lastlyhere Oklahoma reports its first West Nile virus
case and death in the state andlists preventative measures. The Oklahoma State Department

(59:44):
of Health reports the first West Nilevirus case and death in the state.
A resident and Southwest Oklahoma was hospitalizedbefore passing away. They said the virus
spreads through the bites of an infectedmost qui oh primarily spread by the quit
mosquito. In Oklahoma. The departmentsaid that this type of mosquito increases during

(01:00:05):
my mid to late summer, whentemperatures are high and dry. The Dodgers
will not be getting back a pivotalpiece of their starting rotation this season.

(01:00:28):
The Athletic reported over the weekend thatLos Angeles right hander Dustin May will miss
the remainder of the twenty twenty fourseason after undergoing surgery to repair an esophagle
tear. The twenty six year oldhas not esophagle tear. Yeah, the
twenty six year old has not pitchedthis season as he continues to recover from
surgery last year that repaired a tornflexor tendon in his right arm. The

(01:00:53):
team said May had sudden pain inhis esophagus and stomach while at dinner last
one. He's expected to make afull recovery. The Dodgers are now calling
up right handed pitching prospect River Ryanfollowing the All Star break. Liz is
the this food and the concern isfood and fluids can leak into the chest

(01:01:13):
and causing lung problems. It's afatal condition. Sometimes it heals within a
few days, but sometimes it can't. It has to They have to insert
clips to close it up in youresophagus. Yes, wow, that is
insane survival rate is eighty five percent. After forty eight hours without treatment,
the survivor rate falls to fifty Wow. Oh huh wow, no idea,

(01:01:38):
yeah, thank god, he's gottachecked. Guardians made history with the first
pick of the twenty twenty four MLBDraft. Cleveland selected Oregon State's Travis Bazana,
who became the first second baseman togo number one overall in draft history.
The Reds took wake Forest right handor Chase Burns at number two,

(01:01:59):
while the Rock he Has grabbed Georgiathird baseman Charlie Condon at three. Another
Demon Deacon went at number four whenthe Athletics selected first baseman Nick Kurtz,
and Arkansas lefty Hagen Smith went tothe White Sox to round out the top
five selections. The first eight pickswere all college players, which also became
a new draft record, and Alabamaearned a couple of top prospects over the

(01:02:22):
weekend. The Crimson Tide received acommitment from four star wide receiver Caleb Cunningham
on Saturday, followed by the announcementthat four star offensive tackle Ty Haywood chose
Tescaloosa. On Sunday. The Tidenow have seventeen ESPN three hundred pledges from
the twenty twenty five class. Haywoodand Cunningham are listed eighteenth and nineteenth respectively.

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Head coach Kaylin Debauer also added thenumber thirty two player in his first
season at Alabama with quarterback Keelan Russell. And that is your balls to the
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share part of their life with us, and Tracy is on with us.
Hi, Tracy, how are you? How about you? All good?
Tracy? You're married, been togethersixteen years. How did you meet your
husband? You know? It wasmy next door neighbor down in Texas had
gotten broken into and so they decidedto do a neighborhood watch meeting. And

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his friend came to the meeting andI had been hearing this loud voice across
the across the alleyway, big boomand voice, and I love it.
I love a deep voice. Andso when his friend came, I questioned
him who this guy was, andhe's like, welcome to one of our
parties. And so I did,and I found my guy and I chased

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him, and then when he startedchasing back, that's when I started running
away. And so finally we goton the same page. And you know,
when the chase was over, Iwas, well, I'm not interested
no more. But he chased meand we got together. Finally. We
people underestimate the power of a neighborhoodwatch party. I'm telling you, they

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really do. Yeah. It saysthat you you were a female prison guard,
and not only that, but youwere a pre female prison guard at
a men's facility, which I guessI was under the impression that they didn't
let men do that at women's facilitiesand vice versa. But I guess that's
not true. That is not true, and it's still now. This was
back in the nineties as at theprison, mid nineties, late nineties,

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and it was the units that Iworked at. I worked at two Texas
Department corrections. They were both men'smaational and security units. Back then we
were allowed to women were allowed tostrip search the guys. Still that seft
case anymore obviously, but yeah,still to this day, I believe women

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can work at men's prisons, andmen's still work at women's prisons. When
you were strip search and these men, did you have to worry about boners?
You know what? I didn't haveto because you know, it's like
the gynecologists once't you see when yousee them all right, and from them,
you know, I never actually keptmy eyes in that. It was

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a job. It wasn't anything sexualto them. It was embarrassing for them
for the most part, you know, because you know, you don't want
to have to you know, itwasn't a in a sexy situation, I
guess you could say. You know, so, yeah, there you go.
When you took that job, didyou know you were going to be
part of the strip searching of inmatesand if you weren't, okay, so

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you weren't shocked when they're like,hey, by the way to have them
squatting cough, Yeah yeah, andyou know what, it wasn't even squatting
cough, And it was just liftyour drunk and let me make sure you're
not carrying a pack of cheese orsugar out of the kitchen, you know,
And and that happened, That reallyhappened. They would even you know,
cellophane some or they would wrap sullophanearound this, you know, plastic

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wrap, and they would take outyou know, try to take out chicken
and hot dogs, and you know, just cheer for the most part because
you know you can make your hooshwith that. But but yeah, when
I started, yeah, we wewere told, yeah, they're gonna have
to get get down and ugly withit sometimes, how do you okay,
So let's say I'm I'm your tape, I'm going through intake and you,

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uh, you know, lift yourjunk and you see, I've got a
whole fryar saran wrapped in my bundle. How would how would you what?
Then do you tell me to undoit and get it out of there or
do you have to do it?Okay? So now, in prison,
intakes is a whole lot different thanjail. And when I worked for the

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jail, I didn't stripture search guys. But in the prison, I worked
in the kitchen. And uh asthey would leave out of the kitchen to
go back to the pod, tothe to the house, they would they
would have to all line up,they would all have to drop their dolls
and and everything, and they wouldjust have to lift their junk. So
when you you knowing, you know, clastic wrap is not a normal part

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of the body's anatomy. So whenyou would see something like that, you
knew something was up and you knowgame was over, you know, so
and then do you or we'd haveglasses no no, no, no,
no no no no, Now,I would not do that. You would
have gloves on, and they'd haveto drop it in front of you,
you know, just drop it andcarry on. You didn't make it this

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time. Sometimes I got out withit. But you know, so you
would depend it on You would say, all right it may Corbyn, you
know, take that off, andthen I'd have to drop it on the
ground walk over it. And thenwhen I was no longer there is when
you would confiscate it. Yeah,when the line was gone, Yeah,
they would, they would you know, drop it and kick it over to
where I was. I was,you know, like about I don't know,
about four feet away from them whilethey were doing this stuff. You

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know, what's they're junk And what'sthe craziest thing you saw someone try to
smuggle out of the kitchen? Oh, the craziest thing would have to be
And like I said, it wascheese and sugars. That was the biggest
thing. So think about like ahalf a half a box of Delvida is

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when I'm you know, referencing,you know, just yeah, try to
put that up under their drunk andmold it to you know, their body
heat would kind of melts it alittle bit. But yeah, yeah,
so liquid yeah, liquid yeah,actually, you know, but again like
I said, it was the sugarthat was the big kit thing, because

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then they'd be able to make theirhoots, you know, And so yeah,
I get that, but the whatwould the cheese be for they making
some microwave nachos. No, Actually, what they would do is they they
have these things called stingers, andthey would drop the stinger in the in
like a pot of water, youknow, a bowl of water, and

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connect the wires to the to anoutlet, and they would make ramen and
put in some cheese in there andsome jack mackerel and roll it up on
a tortilla and eat it. Okay, So for those are no stinger is
kind of back. You used tohave a way to start your charcoal on
your grill. You would plug itin. It's a heating coil and it
would heat up same time principle,except you just put it in exactly exactly.

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Yeah, that's exactly what they woulddo. And uh, you know,
they could also get cheese in thecommissary and like a cheese whizz jar.
They could get it that way.And what we were always told,
you know, if if they offeryou some of their food, do not
eat it. Do not eat it. Do not eat it. So after
i'd been there for a while,you know, and I've seen other old

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bosses you know, they would,they would, you know, take a
tortia filled, you know, andeat it. And and so I'm like,
well, you know, the nexttime I was asked, I'm like,
you know, I thought, they'renot going to poop exactly where they
eat. So if they're eating thisstuff, you know it and it's pretty
good. Actually it's it's I haven'tmade it at home, but you know,

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in the in the setting, itwas, it was pretty good.
Right, It's okay, you're servinga short sentence, you know, and
what it might be the best thingyou've eaten. Yeah, you know,
you know, you know, yeah, exactly you yeah, yeah, aniout.

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Anytime you hear about genders with othergenders, there's an assumption that some
sort of sex is going to happen. Did you ever hear of or be
propositioned by inmates to participate? Oh? Certainly, certainly. And and when
when I was a newbee, whenI was just beginning, you know,

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I would run with that information backto my lieutenant or whoever and say,
you know, hey, this ishappening. They're trying to hit with me,
or this was the note that passedme trying to get with me.
But yeah, you would hear about. In fact, I knew of one
friend of mine who was with aninmate. She she's sort of bringing stuff

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in and and money and stuff andand uh, you know that's that's not
the way to go. That's notthe way to do it. I would
rather be on this side of thegate than than in there with you.
You know. But yeah, yeah, right, literally, yeah, you

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know, I mean it really is. But you know, they don't have
what what can they offer you?They can't offer you nothing. You know,
you're you're trying to pay your billsand everything, and they can make
all the you know, promises inthe world to you, but in the
end, what are they read therefor? You know, they you know,
this sort of thing. You justcan't do that. What happened to

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your your friend or a coworker,Actually she skated through. I didn't I
didn't tell on her, but uh, you know, she she skated through.
And after I had left, uh, she was still working there for
a while and we lost contact witheach other. But she does never caught.
Yeah, so, and a lotof them, I'm telling you,
a lot of them are not caught. And a lot of the contraband that's

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found in the jails or jails andprison is brought in by guards. You
know, I saw that firsthand,So that is a true statement. Did
you ever see any inmates engaging insexual behavior or get raped or anything like
that? Yes, yes I did, And it's not the prettiest thing in
the world, it really isn't.When when I worked in the kitchen,

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there was a swodden fellow, alittle guy. He wanted to come into
the kitchen to work, which itwas the best place to work, obviously,
because there was a lot of foodthere that could you know, get
their fill of it whatever, andof course sealed cheese and hot dogs and
sugar. But he wanted to workin the kitchen, and so I told
him, you know, he usedto seek the front of my chow haul,

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and so I told him, youknow, let me let me watch
it for a while, see thatyou come to work all the time,
this, that and the other,and and he did. So I went
ahead and put him in. Well, not not a couple of weeks later,
and thank god, not while Iwas on shift, but he was
raped by about five or six otherguys in my kitchen. And so that

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kind of it wasn't my fault.I think it was, but you know,
yeah, he was transferred to anotheranother prison, and it might have
been you know, and I hateto say this, but it might have
been that he did it for fornot money, but you know, trade
offs and all this kind of thing. Maybe it's you know, there were

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some prisoners who did that, youknow, traded off six for whatever.
But that he was raped sex wastheir commodity. Yeah, yes, it
was. Yeah. And when yousee that happening, are you supposed to
intervene and stop it? Oh?Yeah, you're yeah exactly. They would
usually do it in the bathroom andin the kitchen anyway, and there were

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windows, huge windows to the bathroomthat covered maybe from your waist down if
you were standing going to the bathroom, and they would put these huge industrial
sheets for cooking and baking over thewindows, and every time you walk by
doing you know, or check andeverything, you would just banged the window
real hard and it would make thosesheets fall down and scare the crap out
of the guy who was in there, whether he was doing something right or

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wrong. But yeah, you wouldcall for help also, you know,
but he would point it out andyell at him. Yeah, so you
don't break and hose them down.No, you can't hose them down.
No, no, yeah, becauseI can't imagine there'd be much you could
do. You're not going to tryand get in between the you know,

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I wasn't about trying to touch.Yeah, no, no, thank you.
That's uh no slippery slope there,right. Yeah. Only one of
you could be carrying a baton,and you know what, we didn't have
one. We didn't have pepper sprayin the prison. We didn't have pepper
spray. We didn't have batons,We didn't have guns or flesh that.
We had nothing, no handcuffs.And the reason being is because if you

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have it, they can use itagainst you, which you know is true.
So so you just had to beuh savvy with your you know,
real laud and commanding, you know, and and at times you had to
you know, back off and youknows, as bad as it sounds,
women would usually get more respects ina men's prison and vice versa for men

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in a in a female's prison.Yeah, so you know, I don't
know, I really don't. Maybethey think they can get more favors out
of the opposite sex, you know, more more the opposite sex would be
more accommodating, because I mean,if if the guy is in there for

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killing grandma and beating the hell outof mom, you know, then he's
not really you know, taking thefemale person as you know, putting her
on a pedestal or anything. ButI think for the most part it is
going to be just to have morerespect because you are female and maybe they
didn't get something out of you.Tracy says, to ask you about the

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sergeant in the chow hall and stateprisoner, what does that mean? So
she was, Oh, she wasan idiot. She really was. On
our chow halls. There was fourchow halls side to side, almost like
a you know, putting four saltineboxes, you know, and and and
they were all locked from the fromthe kitchen. They were they were you

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were locked down in the chow hallwith the prisoners serving the food and the
prisoners coming in to get their food. On the other side of the door
was the open kitchen, and thekitchen sergeant back there was in charge of
having the other prisoners who were backthere with her, bringing you know,
more food or you know, whateverthey needed in the chow hall. So

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she was back there by herself,because notoriously prisons are you know, low
staffed. You know, it's it'snot a nice job. But so she
was back there by herself and therewas two prisoners in there with her.
Well, they came to her andtold her that, you know, in
the officer's bathroom, they found atwenty dollar bill on the floor and they

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knew not to touch it because ifthey were caught with cash, they could
get in trouble. So she stupidlyfell for it. She didn't question,
well, what are you doing inthe officer's bathroom to begin with? But
if I don't care who you are, if you're you know, ready to
get out or in there for anotheryou know, three lifetimes, if you
see a twenty dollar bill on thefloor, you're going to pick it up

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because that's another commodity, you know, cash. So she went in there
and they ambushed her and used hershoelaces and their socks shoelaces, tire up
and the soft shoved in her mouthand they waved her brutally, brutally.
When she was finally found, shewas unrecognizable. You didn't even you couldn't

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tell she was who she was.And so she was she was out for
a while, and it couldn't beme because she came back for a little
while and finally just quit all together. But she came back to work.
Yes she did, She certainly did. That's insane. Why, I don't
know. Yeah, it really insanebecause it could be me. No,

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you you, you don't have totell me twice. You know right now.
The fact that she would survived isa gift. Yes, it really
is, It really is. Butyou know, you, you you have
to think on your toes in thosesituations. You have to be. When
you become complacent, you're in trouble. That's when you need to quit.
You know, when you start intothese are my friends, no, no

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mother or not? You know,your best friend might go to prison and
or jail and that's your friend.Find you know, your friend, but
in that setting you have no friends. Let's pivot away. It says here
that you did female body searches andwhat are some of the weird things you
found doing female body searches? Oh? Yeah, so that was when I
was a jailer, and as ajailer, I booked in male and females.

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And when an officer of bringing afemale you know, if he had
an idea something was going on.Then he'd ask me to do a strip
search armor. And that's when Ihad to do that. You know,
they'd have to go into a roomand totally strip and hand me all clothes
and now I'm wearing lives of course. Okay, so don't don't get me
wrong. But i'd have to checkall their clothes and they'd have to lift

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up their breasts and then they'd haveto squat and spread it and cough and
all that sort of thing in frontof me. Well, one time there
was this one lady. And nowthe seat that they would sit on when
they were coming to one jail wasmaybe about a foot and a half off
the floor. It was a longbench, and so you know, you're
not in a really seated position.You're more your knees are higher than your

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your butt would pay I just say. So she was squirming around and everything,
and the officer told me, youknow, you know, I need
you to do a check on her. And so she's squirming around, and
so I take her back to thethe drunk take where we did our searches,
and I'm like, okay, well, what's the what's up? What
you got and she said, Ihave a broken crack pipe up there,

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and I'm thinking, oh my word, he's got to grow. Oh my
goodness. So she had gone frombeing searched, you know, pad searched
out at the scene, to ridingin the in the car, handcuffed behind
and sitting on that hard plastic benchand bumping around, and then brought to
my jail and sitting on that lowbench and all the time she had a

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broken crack pipe in her huhah,yeah, all to just try and avoid
problems when she was just creating moreexactly exactly. I mean, if you
had a crack pipe on you towas only a Class C misdemeanor in my
in my city, which could havebeen, you know, just to ticket
and on your way. But shemust have been in there for something larger.

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But you know, even even still, people are stupid like that,
you know, they they think,oh, this will get me into more
trouble if well, no, youknow, if if you only knew,
educate yourself, that's that's what youneed to do. Educate yourself about the
law. And you know, butyeah, so that do you book her
to the hospital? Oh no,she had I had to book her in

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first, yes, but and butthen she was sent to the hospital.
Yeah, she had to be transportedto the hospital. But uh yeah,
and then then they would have extractedthat. And you know a lot of
now some cities and states are differentfrom the city I was in, but
you know, they would the officerswould tell the people, you know,

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listen, if you got anything onyou, you know, drugs or whatever.
You know, let me know now, because once you go into the
jail, it's a bigger charge.Well you know, a lot of people
drop their dope right there and like, okay, look here, here it
is. I don't want to getinto more trouble. But it was albs
you know, in my city anyway, you know, it was it was
just the same charge. You know, they just teared people into giving it

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up before they got into the jail. There was one guy, and let
me tell you about one guy.He everybody knew. Everybody knew that he
had horses and cattle and all thatsort of stuff, and they popped him
on d W I. So nowwhen you're when you're arrested out of the
scene, you're padded down before youget into the cop car, before you
brought into the jail. The officerwill patch you down again. When you

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get inside my jail, I'm goingto patch you down again. And so
all through this, you know,no one, he's a rancher. I
go into his little fifth pocket andhis change, you know, the one
that doesn't hold more than a quarter, And there's this little baggy and I
pulled out and I asked him,you know, and he's from nacouda Brown
and I said, oh, what'sthis? You know, I'm knowing what

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it is. But he said,oh, it's that's that's horse headache medicine.
Horse headache medicine. And then ittook me, I'm telling you,
it took me about a quarter ofa second to think, Helen, the
hell do you know when a horsehas a headache? You know? But
yeah, it was crystal myth.It was crystal myths, you know.
So as we're all those searches havemissed. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure

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the horse will be over the headache. Yeah, sure you will. You
know, one of the other youwon't care or the horse will, you
know? I mean, I thinkyou know when a horse has a headache.
You know what doesn't everybody well,when it doesn't want to have sex
cute. It's been awesome talking toyou. Thanks for taking the time and

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working with us on the schedule.We know had a couple of scheduling issues,
so our thoughts are with you andyour husband. So thank you for
taking the time to talk to usand and good luck with everything. All
right, all right, y'all,stay cool, stay with this feather,
all right, Tracy, Thank you. That's our listeners are awesome, Tracy.
We'll take a break and we'll beback. Tell USA's Morning Show is
right back, A big Mad WarningShow, Julsa's Rock Station ninety KMOD.

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Good morning, It's the Big MadMorning Show. Nine one, eight four
six O KMOD. You can alsotext bmms and then what you want to
say to eight two, nine,four or five. I went down a
rabbit hole on something and it wasa list of like fun facts, and
I found something that a chicken namedMike lived for eighteen months back in the

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forties, which is so weird andcrazy, much like anything and pretty much
with the show is based on theheadline, isn't fact? Right? So
I went down the rabbit hole ofMike the headless chicken. Now he did
live eighteen months, but what happenedwas is Mike's owner. His wife was
like, go get me a dinner. And he went out there, got

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a chicken, took a hatchet,missed left part of the brainstem and missed
an artery, and the chicken didn'tbleed out or anything. So he decided
to keep it alive and he wouldthen feed it with a syringe of milk
and some other things to keep italive for eighteen months. So here is

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this situation where this inept hick couldn'tfigure out how to kill a chicken correctly.
But the headline makes it sound likea miraculous thing and that chickens can
live with their heads cut off.No, not accurate, right, And
then he goes, you know what, I'm going to take him on a
side show. And so he thentoured the country with Mike at one point

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was making like forty five hundred dollarsa month in the forties, like forty
four or forty five. Right.World War two was just about to in
or it ended. Yeah, andthe chicken died by choking to death.
It ain't got no head, dude. This is amazing. So apparently while
they were on a stopover during hisexploiting this chicken that he didn't kill correctly.

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The chicken started choking in the middleof the night. How would you
know, well, because that's whenyou choke your chicken, and then he
somehow the chicken managed to get akernel of corn in his throat, and
they apparently left all their feeding andcleaning syringes at the side show. Oh
no, so they weren't able tosave the chicken. The owner claimed that

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he had sold the bird off,resulting in stories of Mike still touring the
country as late as nineteen forty nine. So even after it had died,
he sold it off to let itgo on exhibit. Some people say that
the severed trachia could not properly takein enough air and so it couldn't breathe,
so therefore it just choked to deathon air. It wasn't getting oxygen.

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But nonetheless, the headline of thechicken lasting eighteen months with its head
cut off not accurate. Did itlive, yes, but not on its
own. It wasn't out there likeright, pecking food off the ground.
Right. It needed some assistance,yeah, it needed it needed a human
to keep it alive. There's atwo day Mike the Headless Chicken Festival.

(01:28:19):
Amazing and what was it? FruitFruisia Colorada, Colorado. He may have
talked about this Ruita, Colorado.Yeah, they've got a beer garden on
the first day, so going outthere drinking beers they got and this is
already passed. It was May thirtyfirst and June first of this year.
Have a five k run. Yeah, the Wave eleven on R and B

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and funk band on on Friday nights. Or kick things off? Sure way
back Wednesday, you know, tohelp kick things off, there's a pancake
breakfast. Sure do they do chickensausage? Yeah? Right? Car Oh
what else we got there? Ooha Sudge Brothers Brewery wing and peep eating

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contest for the kids. Nice,right, because you don't. Yeah,
let's power them through some peeps.God. Yeah, and then of course
more more live music. Dude,this feels like this is a road trip.
Where is this frueed to Colorado?It's in Colorado? Well, no,

(01:29:26):
due, it's it's northwest of GrandJunction. Okay, That's why I
was trying to figure out, likehow far away, because this does sound
like a road trip. Yeah,no, it's in the western part of
the state, like, okay,yeah, it's out there. Oh yeah,
it's out there. It's almost Utah. So is this the chicken responsible
for the phrase running around like achicken with your head cut off? Well,
no, because when you cut achicken's heads cut off, it just

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like any other animal, the nervesare still kicking, right, So therefore
that's why it's running around like achicken with its head coat. Yeah,
it's it's more fun to say thanit is actual. When I worked on
a chicken farm, the males youwould have to kill and you just pop
their necks and throw them a thingand they would flop around in the cage
for a while until they suffered enoughand they decided I'm ready to go.

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I'm done. I'm done. Thirteenhours, almost fourteen hours by car.
Okay, well, hell, ittakes almost that just to get to Colorado
Springs. So it's a little bitfurther. We're going to the MIC.
It's a headless chicken festival. Ithink it's all. I think it's a
lot further, right, Colorado Springsis nine hours okay, so yeah,

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just a couple more hours. Ifthere's anything I learned on my trip to
Florida. Just a couple more hoursain't a big deal, right, So
just a couple more hours, getto the mic, the Headless Chicken Festival.
Enjoy your Friday, Saturday, comeback on Sunday. Shoot, have
a peep eating contest, right right, A wing and peep eating contest for

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that fact. Yeah. Yeah,this guy whack, I don't we don't
know if he had dinner, allright, but he's like, hey,
min I just take this around theeast charged nickel. Ley, see your
chicken. Hey, hey, showme your chicken. Mike, listen,

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I'd take a look at Mike's chickenfor a nickel. It's a miracle bird,
right there, a nickel. That'sa bargain. Dude. Come on
back then, right, yeah,side shows were the most amazing thing of
exploitation. Oh yeah, I wouldhave totally would have been in one.
Not by choice, though, dude, there's a high percentage back in the

(01:31:42):
good old days, you would havebeen incarcerated right right, in an insane
asilument up to the farm upstate,upstate, we said, upstate upstate with
the other Gimpson tards. Yeah it'sthe truth, though, no, it's
a percent the truth. Yes see, the lobster Boy. Yeah, you

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would be uh huh lobster Boyne,I'd do it. But I don't know
if they paid those side shows,you know, because it's usually you know,
the ring master didn't treat them.Well, yeah, you'd get free
meals, right, that's it,right, free housing. I mean Bubble

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Boy did alright with his buddies.Was it Bubble Boy that they had all
the weird little characters? Yeah,because he's part of a sideshow. We're
bright and shiney. No, no, no, what's the different. Yeah,
Bubble Boy is the one. Theyhad all the side shows whatever,
but they also ran into the coltwas the cult the bright and shiny guys
led by Fabio. I believe ifthat was Yeah, that's who they were

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all. Yeah. Yeah, brilliant, brilliant piece of cinematic artwork. That's
the Jay Jillenhall's best work ever.Zach Galfanakis. Yes, even though he
was just a booth manager. Yes, it nailed it. Good Morning,

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It's the Big Man Morning Show sixkmod. You can also text BMMS and
then what you want to say toeight two nine four five. We don't
talk about soccer much, but lastnight they had the Copa Finals and uh,
Columbia and Argentina were competing, right, and it was in Miami.

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The fans who didn't have tickets stormedthe facility, the stadium and tried to
crawl through air vents to get it. Like they had to stop. They
locked it down. They delayed thestart of the match by like two hours
or something. Wow, all thesepeople people got hurt, like it was.
They escorted all the players off thefield. It was k that sounds

(01:34:00):
pretty insane. Let's just go tothe bar down the road and watch it,
man. I mean, but foryour guys to be there and to
win, that's a big deal inthe soccer world. True. England made
it to the finals for the europeCup. They haven't won since fit nineteen
fifty eight, if I remember correctly. I bet you the hooligans were they're
the cowboys of soccer. Yeah yeah, like you're like, no, we

(01:34:23):
used to be good, you know, yeah, settle down there. And
so they were in like the lasttwo minutes before the match was over.
The other teams Spain scored and theylay lost. I mean, it was
it was hilarious. So just likethe cowboys, they choked in the end.
Yeah, that is exactly what Iwas gearing towards England, doing cowboys

(01:34:45):
stuff right Minnesota. Vikings wide receiverJordan Addison was arrested Friday and near Los
Angeles Internet National Airport on suspicion ofdriving under the influence, The California Highway
Patrol said Sunday night, according toa police report reviewed by ESPN, a

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West Los Angeles officer found a whiteRolls Royce blocking a lane of I one
oh five westbound, and the driver, later identified as Addison, was asleep
behind the wheel. According to thereport. A DUI investigation led to Addison's
arrest at eleven thirty six pm.He was released from custody Saturday at one
thirty six am. Police have notmade public Addison's blood alcohol content, the

(01:35:33):
legal limit in California as point oheight. His teammate was just killed by
a drunk driver, like a lastweek. He's been in trouble for drunk
driving before. Yes, this guy'san idiot. He played his final college
season at USC in twenty twenty two. He spent time in Los Angeles last
week attending the premiere of Netflix's Receiver, which features Vikings teammate Justin Jefferson.

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It is the second driving early toincident for Addison since the Vikings selected him
number twenty three in the twenty twentythree draft. He was cited in July
for driving one hundred and forty milesper hour on a freeway in Minnesota.
He agreed to plead guilty to amisdemeanor speeding charge, with a charge of
reckless driving dismissed. He paid sixhundred and eighty six dollars in fines.

(01:36:19):
His arrest on suspicion six eighty sixdollars in fines for going how fast?
One hundred and forty. That doesn'tseem like that's enough? No, six
thousand, Yeah, yeah. Hisarrest on suspicion of DUI came five days
after a Viking's rookie cornerback Kyrie Jackson, was killed along with two others in

(01:36:41):
a Maryland car accident. The MarylandState Police had investigators believe alcohol might have
been involved, but there have beenno charges announced as the investigation continues.
In December, Viking's offensive coordinator WesPhillips was stopped on a Minnesota freeway and
ultimately his blood alcohol content was foundto be point one zero. Phillips pleaded

(01:37:02):
guilty to an amended charge of misdemeanorcareless drive in and paid three hundred and
seventy eight dollars in fines. Finesare too low right. In response,
the Vikings issued a three week unpaidsuspension, which Phillips served this past spring
and Vikings Rookies Reports Training Camp Julytwenty First Veterans Report July twenty thirty.

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Do you think people would not drivedrunk as much if the penalty was like
high, ten times more? Yeah, financially more likely. I don't know
about these elites here who you know, have millions and millions of dollars,
But I think for your average Joefor sure, Yeah, definitely three hundred
dollars because you're not I'm just beinghonest. I don't think people that are

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drunk weigh the cost of life.No, No, I think they weigh
the cost like it's only they probablydon't even do that, to be honest,
No, don't get your cargo.I think that maybe if you're going
to do something like that, itshould be based on like profile. You
see what I'm saying, Like,if I got pulled over for drunk driving,

(01:38:06):
I'm not a millionaire, so threefour hundred bucks thousand dollars all right,
that sucks. But if you gotsome of these high profile players that
are millionaires whatever, yes, chargethem out the ass. So you're for
if the penalty, your penalty shouldbe a percentage of what you make.
Yes, what about taxes? Whatdo you mean? What about that tax

(01:38:27):
is also funder that? No?That sucks. I wonder how much those
breath breathalyzers are that are inside vehicles. Oh the blowing goes. Yeah,
she's a nice lady, had agreat personality. It's it's like, you
know, I think it's like atwelve hundred up front and then tax amount

(01:38:49):
of cash you gotta pay a monthlyand then you gotta pay for it to
get taken out too, right Yeahyeah, yeah, I don't know.
I've never had one before. Ijust know people who's had them before.
What lindsay, if it was anadded feature in a vehicle, would people
have those like to keep them?No, I'm driving. No, I'm
not paying twelve hundred dollars and it'dbe a subscription service bright would you?

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No? No, no, no, no, that's your balls of the
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Jeff Heinsley's joining us from Hensley andAssociate. It's good morning, Jeff,
Hey, good morning. Jeff's hereto answer your questions about divorce and
custody, guardianship, name change,any of those things. If you've got

(01:40:23):
a question, get it over tous. A couple ways to do that.
Email address show at kmode dot com. Show at kmod dot com.
You can text your question BMMS andwhatever that question is to eight two nine
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himself. All right, to himyourself, Jeff, we were talking earlier.

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Shannon Doherty passed away. She wasin the middle of a divorce.
How did what happens to a divorcepreceding when one of the participants passes away?
Well, I mean, there's severaldifferent ways to handle me. And
the first off is is that thedivorce basically gets dismissed simply because the party
is now not able to finish theprosecution of the case. The other thing

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I've seen too, is is thatsometimes there's a state of the individual.
You know, whoever is the executorwhatever, will carry through on it to
get it done. But you know, the vast majority of times they just
get dismissed simply because the person isnow no longer alive to be able to
finish the case. So that's that'sthe vast majority I've had that happen,
actually not in divorce cases, butin paternity cases. I've had two cases

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where the dads had passed away duringthe proceedings in the case would have to
be dismissed. And this might bea little bit in the weeds, but
usually does beneficiaries and things like thatoccur after a finalized divorce or would the
other party now be entitled to beneficiariesif they were still named. And again
that's why the vast majority of thetime, they're just going to get dismissed.

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I mean that they you know,whenever somebody dies during a proceeding,
typically it'll get dismissed at that point. It's only a rare occurrence that I've
ever seen or even heard of anestate trying to finish out a divorce proceeding.
Most of the times the courts willjust dismiss because the individual who is
now who is the party who's nolonger alive, is now gone. But

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you know, if I would imagine, if we're just talking theoretically, I
think that you know, you couldhave an executor come in and say,
okay, we're going to finish thisand have you two still divorced and still
split assets and things like that,because had they finished the divorce proceeding,
obviously she would have had her ownset of assets as opposed to him.
So I think there's an argument therebut again that is the exception, not

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the rule. Jeff Finsley's in thestudio. If you have a question about
divorce, custody, guardianship, namechange, adoption, adult guardianships, all
those things can be addressed right nowwith Jeff nine one, eight four six,
soho KMOD or text BMMS and whateveryour question is to eight two,
nine four or five. This onecame in last week after we were done
to my X file temporary child custodyorders with the court and we have a

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hearing in a few days due tothe temporary custody papers going to affect us.
Do the temporary custody papers go intoeffect as soon as they are notarized
or after the hearing? Also,I need to file and answer, Oh,
actually, I remember we did thatone actually, But to recap,
do you do the orders take placeright away? Well, typically what will
happen is is the judgle maker pronouncementin court. If there's an actual ruling

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by the court and that you know, the orders typically become active. Then
now it still has to be memorializedinto a written order signed by a judge,
but the judge's ruling is still thejudge's ruling and the party should be
acting upon the judge's ruling right away. This one says, my ex husband
and I are divorced as of twomonths ago. I didn't want the divorce

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he filed. He says he stillloves me and wants to go away with
him for the weekend. If Idecide to go, well, i'd be
jeopardizing anything. We have the communityproper property settlement. Let's be from another
state. We don't have community propertyin Oklahoma. So you know, if
you're divorced, you're done. You'redivorced. If you want to go back

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and try and wreck and style andyou know, get back together, that's
fine. You're not jeopardizing anything becauseyou're already two single individuals. If it
actual divorce decree has been entered,so you're not affecting anything. Now,
remember, in the state of Oklahoma, you can only remarry once your divorce.
You can only remarry within the firstsix months. You can only remarry
the person that you were married towho you just got divorced from. Now,

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Okay. So this is where itgets a little murky, all right,
and it varies from judge to judge. It's weird, and it doesn't
matter what county is. It variesfrom judge to judge. Some judges interpret
the rule to say, if yougo across state lines and get married and
try to come back in Oklahoma,that's a no, no, you can't
do that, all right. There'ssome judges that follow that. Then you've

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got some judges that are like,you can't marry anybody within the first six
months, whether it's in Oklahoma orout of Oklahoma. Okay. So you've
got that idea, which kind ofgoes with the first, and then you've
got the idea of well, youcan't marry anybody within the confines of this
physical state of Oklahoma. So youlook at the borders around Oklahoma, around

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our hatchet is what I call it. But you can go across state lines
and get married somewhere else, andthat happens a lot. What happens is
is people get divorced and immediately they'reover in you know, Hot Springs,
Arkansas, or you know something ofthat nature, where they're getting married somewhere
else to somebody else right away.So you know, are you going to

(01:45:29):
be prosecuted for it? No.I've had one case one time where the
husband ex husband went across state linesto Actually we weren't done with the divorce.
He still went across state lines toArkansas and got married to somebody,
and he was actually prosecuted for bigotryand tall in Oklahoma or me in Arkansas.
But that's a rarety. So youknow, some did just say within

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someone say without. I've heard itboth ways for fifteen years, right,
getting married again across the lines afterbefore you're divorced, it's one thing,
but in the cool off period doingit is different. Yeah, I mean,
I mean, if you wait sixmonths, it doesn't matt matter at
that point. But if you're doingit within the first six month period,
that's where you're kind of getting inthe murky area, you know, because

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you've got some divorces that take awhile and people find new people. And
now here's the tip, guys andgals. Okay, never ever, ever,
ever, ever, ever, everget in front of a judge while
you're still married and divorce is notfinalized and say you've got a new fiance.
Never ever, I don't like that, ever say that. Yeah,

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that's called stupid. Don't ever everdo that. I've seen one judge rage
on somebody because of that all right, So be careful when you say those
things. Is and they don't.States don't sell share marital records. No,
you know. That's the one thing, and I've kind of advocated this

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to the American Bar Association for years, is you know, there should be,
in my opinion, a national databasethat has thatt lists all marriages we
know of the within the confines ofthe United States. It's only for records
keeping purposes. We wouldn't have tohave you know, specific So you big
brother people, don't call me.I'm not advocating for big brother. It's

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not what I'm saying. I'm merelysaying that states don't share records, so
we don't know who's married. Wedon't know who's not married. Someone who's
married in another state can come intoOklahoma and get married to somebody else and
we have no clue because no statedoes any check, because there's no national
database to see if somebody actually ismarried. So that's the only reason I
advocate that, Okay, not forany kind of control. So again,

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if you've read nineteen eighty four toomany times, don't call me. I'm
not going down that rabbit hole.I'm really saying we have no way of
knowing. So then sometimes we getinto these problems of we find out that
someone is married to previously, theyget married again, so now their second
marriage is void and we've got todo with the first marriage, and it's
just kind of becomes a headache.I had one guy one time who had

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been married three times and I hadto go back and I had to get
three different divorces done because he wantedto get married a fourth time. So
it can be a headache. I'vedealt with it, and he's got what
the full encyclopedia set now from Jeffen ZEI basically, you know, luckily
we were. We were lucky.And I will say this, we were
very lucky. We were able tofind all the women without any I mean

(01:48:23):
what I mean by that is iswe didn't have to like search hard for
him, and they were They wereactually very communicative and they were actually very
easy to work with, very excitedto get divorced from this man. Well,
one of them said, I thoughtwe were I thought we were divorced.
He told me he was filing,so I thought, so. You
know, That's the other thing too, is someone will say, well,
okay, I'm going to divorce you, I'm going to go file something,

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but then you never receive any paperwork. So some people just assume that that
happened and that they're divorced. Sonow they have their own problems if they
try and go get married themselves.So you know, it's like a domino
effect, right, It's kind ofthat whole Do you remember that whole SDD
chart when we were kids where theysaid, you know, if you sleep
with one person who's slept with twopeople people who slept with you know,
by the end, it's like mostof the world, it can be a

(01:49:08):
domino effect like that sometimes, soyou know, we gotta be careful with
that. Not uncommon though. That'sone party is the aggressor if you will,
if you will of a divorce andhandles everything, and the other party
just goes okay, right, howdo you what what steps should you take
if you're the passive person to makesure you are divorced. Well, in

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Oklahoma, we're lucky in the sensethat we have we have OSCN dot net
Okay, the Oklahoma Supreme Court Network. It's o SCN dot net. You
just go to your county, youtype in your name, go to your
county. You can find out what'sbeen filed or what's not been filed.
Okay, so that's step one.We can look that up. Number two.
The other side, if they saythey're going to divorce you, fine,
okay, but you are entitled andthey are required to send you copies

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of everything, all right. Soyou should be receiving hand delivered copies by
a process server or certified mail orsomething something that tells you I have filed
for divorce and oh, by theway, here's the decree. So yeah,
you're entitled to that. They arerequired to do that. We've got
osc AND, so there's different thingsto be able to look and see and

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check. It's only when they goacross state lines that it gets more murky.
Some states have something similar to OSCN, or their county will have it,
but no state that I'm aware ofhas something as central as osc AND
like we do, and that doesn'trequire a membership. There are other states
that have things similar to OSCN,but they require hefty memberships. For example,

(01:50:35):
Nevada, they have one where it'sthree hundred dollars a year to be
able to access the paperwork all right, whereas in Oklahoma it's not that case,
it's free. They scan it in. So yeah, Jeff Fensley from
Hensley and Associates is joint us.You've got a question about divorce, custody,
guardianship, name change, any ofthose things. So do a family
law Jeff can answer it. Nineone, eight, four to six zho

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kmod. This one says, ifI have an inheritance of a substantial amount
and I get a divorce, ismy soon to be ex wife entitled to
the inheritance? Depends? The famouslawyer answer depends. And here's why it
depends. What did you do withthe inheritance when you were married? Right?
So, if you receive an inheritanceand you keep it in a completely
separate bank account where their name isnot on it, and it's completely separate

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from all of your personal finances andall of your marital finances, and it
just sits there, and you justpull things out for that and it's an
account all in by itself that willbe yours. All right. There's a
myth, and I shouldn't say amyth. It's kind of an urban myth
that well, if I get ininheritance, no matter what I do with

(01:51:40):
it, it's mine no. Andhere's why. When you start co mingling
the money from an inheritance, that'swhen you get into problems. For example,
sometimes people will get in inheritance andthey will dump it into the joint
bank account, and of course they'repaying marital bills and all sorts of stuff
out of that. So now you'vemade it completely marital, all right.

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Unless you keep it a separate account, it's not considered marital now. For
example, I had a client,one of my very first ones when I
was a very young lawyer. I'llnever forget this, where the guy received
an inheritance. My client was great, awesome guy, easy to deal with,
really good human being. But whathe did is he took the money
and he put he took the moneyand he bought classic cars with it,

(01:52:20):
like collectible cars with it. Well, the problem we ran into then,
or he ran into then, wasthe fact that he was using marital money
to maintain and to upgrade or modout those particular vehicle locals he bought it.
It was fine, but once hestarted maintaining it with co marital money
is the problem. Right. Sowhen you start, you know, buying

(01:52:40):
modifications for it, and you knowexhausts and brakes and you know, interiors
and motors and all that other stuffto go with it, you know,
or you're just maintaining it with maritalfunds. You've now co mingled it.
So for example, in that case, we had two cars, the wife
got one of the cars because itwas all commingled. So you know,
you've got to be careful about that. That's what I'm saying. When you
inheritance, put it in. Ifyou you don't trust your spouse for whatever

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reason, or I don't know,you just have some feeling whatever, put
it in a put in a separatebank account with only your name on it,
and make sure that you don't youknow, if you pull money out,
don't expect to get the money back, but leave that money untouched,
all right. Don't take marital fundsand put marital funds into it. That's

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co mingling. So you've got tobe careful about these things. People don't
think about these things in the heatof the moment, so to speak.
Now, if I'm listening in mycar to you and I'm getting divorced,
I might think I can open achecking account with my name only and put
my salary check in that does thatalso work. That is allowed. Okay,
you are allowed to do that.In fact, when we start case

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start divorces, I usually tell somebodygoing open a separate, separate bank account
with only your name on it.In fact, I even suggest people find
completely different banks. And here's why. If you're at a bank where the
staff knows you and they know yourspouse all right, most likely your spouse
knows you're so security number, allright. That's just kind of goes hand
in hand with being married, allright. So if the staff knows you

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and you know all the person's information, I've had banks stupidly breaking the law,
and I won't mention those banks onthe air, but I've had banks
give access to the other person eventhough they should never have had any access
whatsoever. So I always tell peoplego to a completely separate bank, open
up your own account. You canstart putting your paycheck in there and paying

(01:54:25):
things out of that, all right. So but remember, if you have
any auto drafts that come out ofa joint account, you want to make
sure you put money in that jointaccount so you don't miss any payments.
You don't want to take any credithits if you don't need to. Jeff
Finsley's joining us from Hensley and Associatesnine one eight four six zho kmo d
nine one eight four six zho kmodUh. It's gonna be a tough one.

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I think, what is the bestway to reduce unnecessary costs that come
with the divorce? What's the cheapestway? Okay? So things to reduce
a cost in and in a divorce, Okay, don't be stupid. And
what I mean by that is this, And I tell this is the speech
I give to all my clients oryou know, potential clients. Even I
say, Look, the cost ofa divorce is a largely controlled by the

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individuals involved in the case. AndI don't mean the lawyers. I mean
the parties. And here's why.All right, the more reasonable and respectful
you are to each other, theless time and the less money it takes.
The more hateful, contentious, stupid, ridiculous and acidine you are with
each other, the more time,the more money, the more hearings,
the more motions, things of thatnature. Okay, other cost reductions,

(01:55:32):
all right, don't email or callyour attorney twenty five times in a day.
All Right, You're going to getcharged for all those most likely.
All right, what I always tellpeople is is make a list. Start,
you know, just keep a listof all the questions you have.
When you get to about five orten, you know, call me,
email me whatever it may be,and let's talk about it that way,

(01:55:55):
as opposed to every time you sendme a message or every time you call
me during the day. I mean, I I had one guy one time,
and bless his heart, he atone point was texting thirty or forty
times a day, and I wantto serve people. And I didn't charge
him for all those, but Icharge him enough for it that he realized,
oh, I should probably make alist like Jeff told me to so
it can be less expensive. Soyou know, keep your communications down as

(01:56:18):
far as you know, don't textand call every five minutes. Right,
That's one way to keep your costdown. Another is is if there's certain
things that being that can be gatheredthat have been asked for, documents,
things like that they've been asked for, and you can help the attorney's office
gather them or put them together ormake copies or whatever. That can reduce
your costs, all right, bybeing involved in that sort of the process
where you can let the office doit. It's really up to you.

(01:56:40):
But that's one way to reduce costs. But mainly again, cost is really
you know, let's be reasonable.A lot of times these things come down
to financial decisions. Okay, it'sa business decision to get things done.
And I'm not talking about children,okay, so you know, haters don't
call me about that. I'm notsaying that. That's a different story.
But when we a lot of timeswe fight over stuff. We fight over

(01:57:03):
you know, dish towels from Walmartand you know a big towel that was
bought from Cohal's. All right,those are things that can be replaced and
we don't need to be spending thousandsof dollars arguing over something that's worth twenty
all right. So making smart financialdecisions when it comes to stuff and learning

(01:57:23):
to let go is a great wayto lower cost. Jeff Finsley from Hensley
and Associates is join us question abouta divorce or custody or guardianship or adoption.
Jeff can answer those questions and feelfree to get us one nine one
eight four to six oh kmod ortax to BMMS and whatever that question is
to eight two nine four five Itsays we've been asked to put together a
parenting plan, but I don't knowwhere to start. Do you have any

(01:57:44):
recommendations on where to start? Soa parenting plan is nothing more than you
know, figuring out time. Youknow who's going to have the children win,
Where are you going to do exchanges? A lot of that. First
of all, you give us acall. That's what we as attorneys do.
We help you put those things together, number one. Number two,
you know, if you are workingon them, you've got to look and

(01:58:05):
see, well, what works withyour schedule, what's what, what's in
the children's best interest? Where doyou want to exchange? Do you want
to do it at school? Doyou want to do it at our houses?
There's not a set manual, there'snot a set guideline, there's not
set rules in the statutes or incase law. It's really just putting together
what works best for you and yourfamily, you and you and your kids,

(01:58:27):
and for the other side as well. So if you have questions about
those, please give me a call. I'd be happy to walk you through,
and you know, help you designyour own plan, not just with
a plan. But any question youhave, Jeff can help and he gives
a free consultation. If you mentionedkmo D nine nine eight five six nine
two For Hinsley and Associates nine oneeight three nine eight five six nine two
mentioned kmo D, get that freeconsultation over the phone, whether it's how

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do you handle in theher since youjust got you're going through divorce or parenting
plan, he can help give yousome guidance because you don't want to go
out to sound your own You don'twant to get it wrong and have to
undo it later or two other timeslater or anything like that. Make sure
you get it done right the firsttime. And the folks at Hensley and
Associates are the folks to do thatfor you. Nine eight three nine eight
five six nine to two. Andyou guys practice in other areas of the

(01:59:14):
law. It's right through our officeat Pehusco, the Shemakee Law Firm.
Yes it's a different name, butit is Hensley Office. We just left
the name calling up there is theattorney that handles all of the things in
addition to family law. So ifyou've got any criminal cases, if you've
got if you've been accused of adui or a murder or shooting with intent
to kill, or something even asbenign as a small possession charge or whatever

(01:59:36):
whatever criminal case Colin can help youwith. Additionally, if you've been hurt
in a car wreck or sit hurtby somebody in the medical fields and who's
committed malpractice, we can help youwith that. If you've got a contract
issue, if you've got a lovedone who's passed away and their state is
now tied in probate, any literallyanything in addition to family law, we
can help you with up there,So please give them a call up there.

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It's the Shemakee Law Firm. Oryou can call Hinsley here in Tulsa
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Good morning. It's The Big BadMorning Show. Nine eight four six
oh kmod. You can also textbmms and then what you want to say
to a two nine four five.I've found these alternate endings for a couple

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of different movies, and I thoughtwas really fascinating. We love movies on
this show. And I didn't know, but there was an alternate ending to
the movie get Out. Okay,for those that haven't seen that movie,
it is a movie where this interracecouple goes and visits her parents. He
thinks it's all in the up andup. Come to find out they are
a part of this weird like bodyharvesting group so the older white people can

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have the bodies of young black menand she apparently has done this a gazillion
times. Okay, yeah, thisis that Peel movie, correct, Jordan
Peel movie? Have you seen theSkimpy? I have not. It's pretty
good. I have not. It'spretty good. And in the end of
the movie. Throughout the movie,the main character's best friend is warning him

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that something isn't on the up andup, and his best friend, who
is a TSA agent if I remembercorrectly, yeah, swoops in in his
squad car and saves him. DoesTSA have squad cars? I don't.
I don't know. I don't know, or is it part of the saving
right? But don't get stuck onthat. It's just a movie. So

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the alternate ending is really fascinating,and it is where the main character,
Chris is not saved by Rod,but instead a police officer does and then
arrests him for the murder of allthe people in the house because he's black.
I mean, he's the one leavinga scene and everybody's dead, right

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right, I mean that would havebeen a weird twist, but instead they
went with the happy Yeah Pineapple PineappleExpress. If you haven't seen this movie,
it's seth Rogan James Franco, andit's about two buddies and they one

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has a real job and one isa perceived not real job as a marijuana
dealer, and they are forced toflee from hitman and corrupt police officers.
The ending shows them in a dinerdiscussing everything that went down with them.
An alternate ending to this movie ismore violent. The ending shows them getting

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found by the men hunting them anddie holding hands. Okay, yeah,
I like the original a little betterthen. I don't know, I don't
know if that's for me. Yeah. The last the last one here I
saved for because I think it's thebest one. And that is I am
legend, Okay, Will Smith forthose who don't know, I am legend

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is about this US Army scientist,a virologist, and he is the last
man on earth, if you will, trying to find a antidote for this
infection of people, aliens, zombies. It's never made really clear, right

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if I'm not mistaken, And he'sliving his life amongst them and has a
pretty good setup on how to dealwith it, has a pretty great relationship
with a mannequin and his dog yYes, And there's some good suspenseful moments
in it. And the whole timethe zombie, if you will, is

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trying to get to him and startshunting him down. And he's trying to
find the antidote to turn everybody backto normal, and he almost has it,
doesn't have it, almost has it, doesn't have it, finds a
woman alive. They have this protectortype of relationship with each other, and

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he finds an antidote, but it'stoo late and he ends up dying.
He pushes them into the safe hehad an escape route, pushes them into
this escape route. They go ontaking the answer to this safe haven m
HM, and he dies are,so we're believed that's that is the movie.

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There's also a really crazy scene wherehe has to kills Doc. It's
really it's easilyas more sadder than whenhe does absolutely but the alternative inning,
he discovers that the Alpha Male wastrying to save his buddy. They were

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hunting him to save his buddy thatthey had captive he was doing tests on
and they see him as the boogeyman. He's the invader. O interesting.
Yeah, and that they were justtrying to get their buddy back. Yeah.
I dig that. That's a goodpsychological that's a whole word of the

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ones standing looking out at the insaneas i'mon going that could have worked.
I don't think it could. Idon't think most people can handle that.
I think when you show movies likethis, you've got to show there's hope.
Right. Isn't there another I Amlegend in the works. I thought

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they were making a sequel. Uh, he's dead, So I don't know
what kind of sequel. It wouldbe a whole new movie at this point.
It'd have to be like a prequel. Maybe did we know for sure
that he died though? Yeah?The building it blows up. Okay,
I mean we don't see his bodyfly through the air or incinerated, but

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if I remember right, the workshopblows up. Yeah, there is a
an I Am Legend two except fortwenty twenty five with Will Smith and Michael
B. Jordan, Like, sothey could do flashbacks. I could see
that the sequel will ignore the originalending, taking place decades later and exploring
a post to post. Say thatagain, it says. The sequel,

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which is I Am Legend to willignore the original ending, oh boo,
taking place decades later and exploring postupon acalyptic world inspired by the Last of
Us. So they're gonna make They'redoing a completely different movie. And they're
like, you know, I mean, never mind, don't look over here.

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Here's what should have happened. Ohthat feels like a money grab.
Yeah, it is so all right. I like Michael B. Jordan,
he's stud Yeah, but I don'tit feels weird to play it off like
none of that happened, that wholestoryline with one not the same. Then

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it's not a sequel, right,it's a whole new movie. Right,
But they're calling it a sequel becauseit's I Am Legend two. Yeah,
I'm just writing off the coattails ofthe of the original movie. Huh.
I'd rather they call like I amlegend continues right right? I am working
on I am Legend legend. Youknow. I I guess the new Quiet

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place recent one came out or whatyew it start? It's a prequel.
Yeah, Brady and I were talkingabout it Saturday at my remote and I
have never seen any other Quiet.Oh you haven't. That's great. So
it's like it's on Paramount plus.I have Paramount plus. Why not go
ahead and check it out? Bro? I can't. So you watched the
first one. I watched the firstone. I watched part of it yesterday

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and it's just so quiet. Ican't It's in the talents, I get
it. I just can't handle itbecause the voice is getting loud highed.
Oh, I'm like, oh god, this is a terrible movie. Like
watching this makes some noise here andthey have to go to a waterfall just
so they can have some dialogue orwhatever. I'm like maybe, I don't

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know. It was just after along day of cleaning and drinking, and
I was just like, you knowwhat, I can't get into this.
It's just not working for me.For those that don't know, A Quiet
Place written and directed by John Krasinskiof the Office Anyway, which is awesome,
and his wife. Him and hiswife are in it, and it
is the storyline of they have tobe quiet or the aliens you'll find them,

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yeah, because they can't see youor anything. But the only way
they can catch you is if youmake noise. From what I hear,
and like killed their dog. Ithought the opening scene was cool where they
killed the daughter on the young daughteroff instant. Ah. You know,
she's just trying to be a kidand play with a space shuttle toy that
made noise and there she goes,she gone. I'm like, oh,
okay, all those apocalyptic movies shows, right, and all have the same

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character trait. Yeah, and thatis emotional numbness. Yeah, that is
so true. And I don't knowhow. I'm sure that is a something
you build up over time, butto just turn that on immediately, right,
Yeah, Like you're just going,like we're just talking here, having
a good old time, and thentomorrow this stuff comes down and we just

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got to shut the hell up fromhere on out. Wow. Just somebody
I love dying. Yeah, yeah. Now to me, that's the part
about all those shows. You're justlike, wait, what are you gonna
do? You do you want tosurvive? Yeah, right, if you
don't want to be next Yeah,but you as a human being, you
can't just turn that Offah. That'sone thing I noticed, Like with the

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least with the Quiet Place or whatever, the mom they still had you know,
shrines. You know, she stillwent on her daily business with you
know, trying to take care ofthis girl that wasn't even there. And
I'm like like, maybe that's howyou deal with it, you know,
you just it's there. But it'snot that I don't know, give it
another chance. Those movies are good. He won't I might know, you
want might, I don't know,just because I've heard good things about him.

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It's just it was really hard toget into so quiet. I'm actually
shocked to you have paramount plus.I got it for uh. I got
it for the U eighteen eighty threeand nineteen twenty three. That's the whole
reason why I got it, andI just haven't canceled it yet, you
know, because then to Lsa Kingwas on there as well, and Tulsa

(02:11:01):
King's coming back with there's season twonot in Tulsa, but yeah, right,
right, right right, so thenot Tulsa King, Tulsa King.
But what apps would you have watchedTulsa King if it was called like Atlanta
King. Probably not? No,I agree, probably not because I only
wanted to see you know, hey, I know where that's at. I've
been there before, yeah, youknow, and doing it. I mean,

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I'm kind of into the storyline anyway, so I'm like, all right,
I'll check out the second season gofrom there. But all right,
we got to take a break.We'll be back to Tulsa's Morning Show continues
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