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people. Lolocks people, you don'tlook that stupid holding a giant umbrella that's
for like the beat when you're walking. No, if it's a torrential downpour,
maybe wind bad, you look stupid. Yeah, I feel like something

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like that might get you airborne.Oh for sure, an umbrella that big
was a good gust to wind.You're getting lifted off the ground. Yeah,
I don't think so. I don'tthink the mechanical structure Q two stop
it. The mechanical structure of that, those type of umbrellas I don't think
would be strong enough to handle theweight distribution of the wind and pull you.

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I think so. Like those bigumbrellas like that, those patio umbrellas,
I think they are strong enough tohold it. Now, like your
typical umbrella you'd get, like youknow at CBS, Walker Walm or whatever
for the rain. No chance though, some bitch is a good gust to
win. And if it inverts itselfand now you've got a giant bowl that
you're holding over your head. Isure see a lot that are broken.

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Yeah, that aren't picking up peoplejust by you being used. So maybe
maybe you're right. I don't smallchild might break. Apparently Guns n' Roses
had to cancel some dates because they'rehis stepdaughter. Slash's stepdaughter has died at
twenty five. Oh no, andthis is his stepdaughter. So this is

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his partner's daughter from a previous situation. And it's not clear in any of
the articles of what happened to her, but she did schedule a post after
her expiration expiration, and she inher note, she said, whether I

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made you feel excluded, manipulated,slash controlled, you told you to quit
your day job from the comfort ofbeing financially supported by my parents, or
drowned real issues in toxicit toxic positivity, I'm sorry. So schedule post implies,
sounded like she yed herself. Yeah, and just by the way it's

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written, I mean, you didn'thave to tell me that it was scheduled.
Just by the way it's written.The words she uses tells me that
she after So, Yeah, suicidenote essentially is what we're talking about here.
Yeah, scheduled suicide post. Yeah, Yes, that's the way we're
doing things nowadays. Who needs penand paper? Just put it on Facebook,

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right, And I mean that penand paper has been replaced, right,
So, and so that been tome down a rabbit hole about Slash.
Did you know he was accused ofrape of a fifteen year old.
I did not know that. Notsurprising, Okay, say more, well,
you got to think about this rockstar lifestyle and think about all the

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rock stars who have had relations withunderage women, Steven Tyler probably being the
most popular, Okay, many otherones have had inappropriate relationships with their younger
fan base, Elvis being another one. Okay, so it wouldn't surprise me
that he won either a hat andan appropriate relationship with a minor or b

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is just being accused of it.So apparently the story is is that Axel
Rose slept with his fifteen year oldgirl, and so I don't know how
Slash is involved in it, butthey went into hiding him and the girl
or him and sat him and Axelin nineteen eighty five, and then they

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dropped the charges and stuff. Howold were they at the time, I
mean twenty something? Yeah? Ilove that you went there. Yeah,
wow, justified. I love it. Did you know he's a British citizen?
I did not know that either.He's not. I mean he's American,
he has dual citizenship, but hewas born in England and he claims

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England as his home. Okay,wow, I didn't know that. I
didn't either, and sit me downthis crazy rabbit hole. I didn't know
this. Did you know? He'sbeen sober since two thousand and six.
I knew he was on the sobertrain, but I didn't know that long.
Good for him. Apparently he gotsome health situation. They're like,

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you have six days to live?Whoa six days? Six weeks somewhere in
there. Good, you know,you need to get it together. Still
continued to smoke and got his lifetogether and got sober and all those things,
and then quit smoking a few yearslater. Yeah. For most people,

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that threat of their life being takenaway from him will do that for
them. I know a lot ofpeople. That's why I said most people.
I know a lot of people whohave gone through that, and they're
like, I had to stop drinking. Oh why? Health condition? You
know, cirrhosis of the liver wassetting in and I didn't want to die
yet most people, Yeah, Ialso do know. Something that didn't work
out for him because the drink wasa little more important. Usually when they're

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like, you need to get ittogether because we have found X y Z,
it's not always gonna help, right, right, I I you got
six days, you got a week, you know, and a week was
all it took to get things backon the tracks health wise, is what
I mean. You think it wouldtake a little bit longer than just six
days. I thought the same thing. I thought the same thing. If

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your life's in so much peril,they give you six days, six weeks
to live and you stop drinking andin the trains like, oh no,
we're good now. Yeah, yeah, Usually it takes much longer for the
I mean, just getting the alcoholout of your system is right, yeah,
forty eight hours, and then yourbody has to start healing itself after

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that. So the body is amiraculous thing though, So okay, right,
maybe it does happen in just acouple of days. So then that
sent me down a rabbit hole ofcelebrities who lost children, Okay, And
some of these are quite astounding thatI didn't know about John Travolta. Yeah,
yeah, his son he was,he was. He had an ailment

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though, and that he was bornwith if I'm not mistaken, he had
a seizure. Yeah, and hehad complications from a secret at seizure at
sixteen. Uh. Tim Roth,his son Cormac had uh germ cell cancer

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at twenty five. I've never heardof germ cell always a new cancer.
Yeah. Nick Cannon, his sonat five months old, died from a
brain camp from brain cancer. NickCannon. Now he's the one that's got
like seventeen kids. Yeah, youknow, four different women or whatever.
Yeah. Regina King, fantastic actress. Her son at twenty six died of

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suicide. This one is insane andI didn't know about this. Mike Tyson
His four year old daughter died ofexphyxiation. She was found by her seven
year old brother, tangled up ina cord attached to a treadmill. Oh

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my goodness, that's got to bepretty traumatic for all. Yes, Sylvester
Stallone, Okay, a suicide,heart attack, A lot of drug overdoses,
right, okay, which doesn't diminishlosing a child. No, No.

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A couple of football players. CharlieChaplin's son died after he had a
blood clot in his lungs. PaulNewman's son died of a drug overdose.
Marie Osmond's son jumped off a buildingeighth floor. That's a whole other thing.
Listen, Suicide's really complicated. Butto throw yourself off of building's whoof

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right to see yourself on that ledgelooking down You're like, well, you
know, here we go. KeanuReeves. Most people know this that his
girlfriend at the time had a stillborndaughter. Mary Tyler Moore, son died
from an accidental gunshot wound. Thegun he was handling. Handling was taking

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off the market market for having ahair trigger. No, no, it
was in his fall. It wasa hair trigger. Ah uh huh.
I didn't know that she had morethan one child. Marlon Brandau, Marlon
you right, son hung himself.Okay, when he was twenty five.

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Rob Delaney, an actor comedian,came out of the Twitter world, right,
That's how he found his face.His son had a brain tumor,
died at two years old. Andin Nicole Smith's son drug overdose. We
know about that one Bill Cosby,his son was shot to death. He

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might remember that. I do rememberthat. In ninety seven. Uh.
In twenty eighteen, his daughter passedaway. She had health problems, including
problems with her kidneys. Carol Burnett'skid died of lung and brain cancer.
Wow, Prince had kids, Yes, was born with Pfeiffer syndrome. Died

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one week after the birth. What'sPfiffer syndrome. It's a syndrome of Pfifer
Hmmm that show. Thank you,no problem, doctor Dre did you?
I didn't know? Overdose at twentyokay, Loretta Lynn. He was trying

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to he was on the Duck River. His other and then a daughter died
of emphysema. It says that hewas thirty four years old when he tried
trying to ford the Duck River.Type of trying to forge the Duck River?
Would you forge the river? Youswim across it or paddle a boat

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across it? Roy Orbinson died.His two sons died in a house fire
while he was on tour. VinceNeil kid died of cancer at four years
old. I don't know if youknow this. Eric Clapton had a son.

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Oh yeah, what happened to him? Cormyn got a song written about
him, sure did. Yeah.He off a balcony for those who't because
they weren't watching it right. Butthen nanny wasn't it right right? Yeah?
Back in the day when they hadthose cages on the balcony to keep

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the kids from falling off right.No, No, those weren't cages.
Those were things you put on thewindow, right so your kid could be
outside in the big city. Andit was just a cage with no bottom
that hung out a good old dayEric home at the time. And then
nanny was just supposed to be watchingand it was a hotel room. Yeah,

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and that's why we can't open upwindows in a hotel room. No,
you can't open up hotels and windowsbecause people jump out of them right,
right. People rent hotel rooms andthen jump out of them, right
or throw TVs down whatever. Buthere's the part I never understand about that.
And if you were gonna do that, I ain't doing it at a
motel six no, or like aholiday in it's only got like three at

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best three floors. No, I'mgonna go to like if it's my last
time, I'm gonn go to anice hotel. I don't have to worry
about the bill. And then thosewindows always open. Well, they have
balconies, right, and that I'msurprised that's still a thing. The balconies
aren't just there for decoration, right, like a what do they call that?
Juliette balcony. Yeah. Oh.J Simpson, Oh God, drowned

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at two years old in the familyswimming pool. Guilty allegedly. We'll never
know he did now, Yeah,Oj and the baby h Bruce Dern.
Bruce Derney is a famous act Youwould know him if you saw him.
Laura Dearn's dad, eighteen months old, died when a head injuries after falling

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into the family pool. This guyneeds to be on somebody's death pool.
He was in the burbs. He'sbeen in a lot of stuff. He's
great. Uh. Roy Rogers' daughterdied before the second birthday, born with
down syndrome. Died from complications frommumps. Uh. Let's see here,

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trying to find we're getting into someof the more recent ones. Andy Reid's
kid died. Oh coaches you drugoverdose, lots of drug overdoses. Yeah,
which I'm not really surprised about that, to be honest with you.
Hollywood lifestyle. You know, alot of pressure on these kids for who

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their parents are partying Whatnot's going toofar alienation of the parents because of their
life, their jobs, and theirlifestyle, and the kids look for any
connection with anyone they can, andthey get tied up in the wrong group.
Yeah. Yeah, drug overdoses don'tsurprise me at all whatsoever. And
in that area, I think drugoverdoses always surprised me because you think people

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love have somebody that loves them.Yeah, but when you're partying your little
ass off, man, you justdon't know how far you're going, and
you don't know how far your bodycan handle it. Yes, too late,
Yes, but it's you make itsound like it's a It is the
result of something psychological happening. Iswhy you're pursuing that. Maybe most of

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the time, maybe so maybe so. I feel like a lot of it
is recreational. And this is comingfrom a guy who's known a lot of
people who have overdosed. A fewof them have died, you know what
I mean. You're just partying yourlittle ass off and you don't know how
far you go or you know,let's just go with you know, pain
killers, for for example, youknow, you take one, you're like,
I'm not really feeling anything. It'slike the gummy thing. Man,

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you eat half of a gummy andyou're like, I don't feel anything.
Thirty minutes later, so you eatthe other half. Well, I'm still
not feeling anything. See you eatanother half of one, and the next
thing you know, you're slobbering allover yourself because it all kicks in at
the same time. Yeah, andthe same way with the pain pills.
You knows, you know, youjust take one and another and another.

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Next thing you know, you're deadand your mom finds you in your bedroom
or doesn't. Yeah, because they'renot there right, And they may be
thinking they're doing it for fun.But how many people do we know that
they come to fruit, they cometo knowledge of like, well, I
was bottling up things, or Iwas only doing that because there was no

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one around, or I was lonelyand these people gave me comfort. Maybe
maybe well, now that could alsobe you know, you're saying, maybe
most likely not everybody's out to havea good time. They think they're out
to have a good time and theydon't realize they're only doing that because of
other reasons. Maybe so, Butif that seed was never planted in your
head by you know, somebody witha goddamn diploma up on their wall,

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then that wouldn't be the case.What do you mean, So you go
to you know, you're like,oh, you need to get some help.
You need to go to rehab,all right, So you go to
rehab, you go to get yourhelp. You're there with the psychologist because
they think you're all jacked up,and then the psychologist starts planting things into
your head, which makes you think, oh, well, maybe this person's
right. So you just go withwhat they say. And I'm not following

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what you mean? What do youmean? You're not falling what I mean?
What you're saying doesn't make sense.You're you're you're you're partying, you're
having a good time. You gotinto this lifestyle. You're doing the drugs,
you're taking the pills, you're doingthe cocaine, you're doing the meth,
you're doing the hair when you're doingwhatever. Man, Corbyn, your
life is crap. You have reallygone downhill. You need some help.
Oh man, I okay, Iguess I'll go and check into rehab.

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All right, Corbyn. We we'reglad to see you're here to get some
help. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna dry you out and then
we're gonna have a nine o'clock affortmentwith uh doctor Stevenson. He's our resident
psychologist and he's going to tell youwhat's going on. You guys are just
talking. So you guys are talkingback and forth, and doctor Stevenson is
like, well, Corbyn, here'sthe deal. I don't think that you're

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doing these drugs because you know,you just want to have a good time.
I think you're doing it to uhcover up some some bad things that
have happened in your line, whichmay be true, may not be true.
But if that Doctor Stevenson never planningthat seat into your head to make
you think that that's the case.See what I'm saying. Does that make
sense now? No? Because II think what you're trying to say is

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you're implying that it's made up,that it's not real. That's not it's
not a real thing. I don'tknow if that's always the case, though
more often than not. Maybe so, maybe so, But what do I
know? Just a guy, itfeels sometimes like you glamorize the idea of
just having fun when most people like, there's other ways to have fun than

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that. Oh yeah, absolutely,there's many other ways to go have fun.
You could play pin the tail onthe donkey. What I'm sure is
I'm not glamorizing anything. I'm thinkingof it more realistically and at least from
my experiences in my world. That'swhat I know. All right. We
got to take a break. Wegot tickets to five Finger Death Punch,
We've got listener emails and we haveto tell the truth. Take a break

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and we'll be back Rush. Goodmorning. It's The Big Man Morning Show.

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World news, local news, andnews that just makes you say, what

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the Here's corby Gimbia Lindsay with What'sgoing on newsquakies from The Big Man Morning
Show. In ninety seventy five,a machete wielding man injures officer during arrest.
This surprisingly didn't happen in Florida.It was in Ritzville, Washington.
In the early hours of July.A dramatic incident unfolded in Ritzville, resulting

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in the arrest of a local manon multiple charges. Around three fourteen am
on July twentieth, Adams County SheriffDispatch alerted the on duty Ritzville Police officer
to a situation of a male subjectidentified as thirty six year old Brian Packer

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Massey of Ritzville. He was reportedto be carrying a large knife and running
towards three individuals in the area aftera verbal exchange, so these three people,
feeling threatened, fled the scene ina vehicle and Massey or Brian Packer
Massey, decided he was going torun towards them, yelling and brandishing his

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really big knife. So the RitzvillePolice, with the assistance of Deputy Lane
from the Adams County Sheriff's Department,responded to the scene. One of the
officers conducted a thorough search of thearea and discovered a machete in a black
sheath near the green silos along therailroad tracks during the booking process. Once

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they caught up with Packer, hedid resist an obstructed officers Borden and Carlson,
resulting in an injury to one ofthe officers who did require medical treatment.
Brian Packer faces several charges including attemptedassault in the first degree, assault
in the third degree, display ofa dangerous weapon, and obstructing a law

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enforcement officer. The police department therein Ritzville has filed a statement of probable
cause with the Adams County Prosecutor's Officerequesting formal charges be filed against Packer,
who was packing a machete. TheRitzville Police Department express gratitude for Deputy Lane's
assistance during the incident, highlighting theimportance of interagency cooperation and ensuring community safety.

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Ritzville must be pretty small to onlyhave one police officer on duty in
that area. Yeah, it's prettysmall. It says, there's only seventeen
hundred people. That's not a lotof people. No, and it's in
the middle of nowhere. We're guyscarry machetes. Machete, do you know

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what? I don't think so,or do is your husband? Maybe?
If so, I haven't seen it. Everybody needs one. You never know
when you're gonna have you're gonna cutdown some bush as you're walking through the
jungle. I mean I had itbecause we have those really like tall ornamental
grasses and it was the easiest wayto deal with them. Absolutely, absolutely,
at least swamp down, or atleast I think they cleared it out.

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Over at Hunter Park. You geta lot of discs lost in there
playing disc golf, so I'd haveto go on with my machete and whack
things down just so I can findmy disk. Did you carry it on
your bag or did you I leavein the Uh? Yeah, I was
like, I'm getting a some ofit you back. Cost me twenty five
dollars. It's a different type ofdisc golf if you roll with the machete
attached to your back. Depending onwhat neighborhood you're going to. To be

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honest with you, it wouldn't hurtanyway. Man accidentally shot and killed while
drinking and showing guns to his roommate. So there's this guy, he is
fifty, his name's Kevin, KevinBishop, and he has a fifty seven
year old roommate named William Tompkins.So Kevin and Willie this past Sunday were
drinking, hanging out and Kevin's like, hey, you won't see my guns,

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and Willy's like sure, why not. So Kevin whips out his gun
collection and they're looking at him andthey're will or Kevin's like, they're not
loaded. You ain't got nothing toworry about. Will He's like all right,
cool. So they start pointing himat each other and then like pulling
the trigger, and at that pointnobody ever got shot. Okay, Well,

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what happened was is that Kevin wentto go grab the glock twenty one
from Willy's hand, and I guessthis glockad one in the chamber because as
Kevin grabbed it from Willy's hand,the it fired, it misfired, and
it put around right into Kevin's chest. Willie's like, if this got the

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hell out of there, called nineone one, The cops show up.
They find Kevin Kevin's body on thefloor there in the living room. They
went ahead and took him to thehospital, where he was later pronounced dead,
and then the investigation continued. Imean, his fleeing is what really
caused the problem. Yeah, yeah, I should have just stayed there and
been like, oh man, wewere drinking, playing guns and well they

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got shot. Yeah. Do youbelieve it? What do you think?
I think it was an accident forsure, and I think that Willie got
scared because it's like, crap,it was an accident, But it's gonna
look like I murdered him, right, So how do how do you jump
into running? Makes you not looklike you know, he gets scared you

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take the hell off. But thatwas not a smart move, Willie.
Gangs turned to kidnapping and OnlyFans tomake money because times are tough by nomics.
Authorities in southern California believe they haveuncovered the latest revenue stream for gangs.
Riverside County Sheriff's investigators recently rescued awoman who'd been kidnapped and forced to

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perform sex acts on pain to viewONLYO fans accounts. The woman, who's
remaining anonymous for her own protection,tipped investigators off to the scheme, which
led them to a ring of illegalgambling operations at businesses that the Mexican mafia
was extorting. The size of theoperation is unknown, but investigators believe there
are more women, perhaps children,who are being exploited. So the headline

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made us sell like the gang membersthemselves were doing things on only fans,
right, you know, I'm like, okay, kidnapping, you know you
get their rants also, right exactly, kidnapping, by the way, you're
gonna have to go get that lady. But you've got a four o'clock right,
right, But that makes more senseto kidnap and force these women to
do things on OnlyFans. I mean, I feel like webcams and gang work

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have kind of always gone hand inhand, like camgirls and stuff like that.
So I don't know why, likejust because it's involving Mexican gangs,
it would be any different. Idon't know. Organized crime has always had
a hand in trafficking sex in somecapacity, right, whether it's strippers or
prostitution or whatever. Yeah, allthese stories are on our Facebook page,

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Show nine four six oho KMOD.Could also text bmms and then what you
want to say to eight to ninefour or five Good morning, Lindsay,
Good morning Corvin. Let's do someballs with the Wall sports, shall we?
Yes, that's a good idea.The Packers star quarterback is officially holding

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out. General manager Brian Gudukhunst toldthe media on Monday that Jordan Love won't
practice during training camp as he seeksa new contract. The Gunslinger reported to
meetings and was a full participant duringmandatory mini camp last month. However,
the twenty five year old's training campparticipation came came into question after the sides

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failed to agree on a contract extension. Love will make just eleven million dollars
this year without a new deal.I think this is crazy. I think
he's only got like one full season, right, yeah, and now he's
expecting more. Eleven millions pretty good, and yeah, he's shown some promise,
but overall, like he I don'tthink enough to hold out. No,

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is he still in his rookie contract? I mean until is he got
two years left in it? Usuallythey're four plus one. Yeah, so
I mean he shouldn't been negotiating,But to hold out does not I don't
think is a is a good look. No, no, it's not.
One of the top wide receivers inthe NFL won't get a new deal this
season. That's according to Bengals presidentMike Brown, who told the media on

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Monday that an extension for Jamar Chaseis not so likely. Chase will make
just under twenty two million dollars thisseason and has a fifth year option for
the same amount in twenty twenty five. The fifth overall pick in the twenty
twenty one draft caught one hundred passesfor more than twelve hundred yards to go
with seven touchdowns last year. Thisis interesting. On Sunday, nineteen year

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old LSU cornerback Javian Toviano turned himselfinto authorities on charges of video voyeurism.
According to an arrest warrant issued bythe East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff's office,
Toviano was charged with having sex witha woman and recording it without her consent.

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Reports say the woman involved found videosof the two on his iPad,
which were allegedly recorded through a clockwith a built in camera on your name,
let us come back. Detectives claimthat Toviano admitted to using the hidden
camera. He's been suspended from allteam activities, according to a statement from

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LSU. Does it say in thearticle like what kind of clock that was?
Why? I'm just curious, Whylet's just play that out right?
He went and bought one and thensomehow figured out how to record it and
then transferred to something else. Yeah, that is some mister Burns type of

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really diabolical thinking. Right, andyou have to wonder how many If you
have been a woman that slept withhim previously, you have to assume he's
done this with you. Oh yeah, for sure. A ten ADP Wi
Fi security camera, FM, radio, alarm clock for one. That's insane.
It is so like what it uploadsit to a cloud? Does it

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say? I didn't say? Imean I could click on it and find
out I was just looking at thedifferent ones or whatever. More details here
we go. Okay, grating soundBluetooth speaker. Pair with the speaker with
any Bluetooth phone or tablet charging port. Thatta watch remotely with Apple iPhone,

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Android, iPad, Apple los Xand Windows. So m a store it
on the on the device and thenyou get access it to your phone.
Yeah yeah, built in microphone torecord audio. Micro SD card slot up
to one hundred and twenty eight gigsnot included. Right, So then he
also had to buy a card wowfor it? Wow? That yeah,

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And that's your boss of the WallSports. I'm Lindsay on ninety seven five
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Prize bank. I love stories oflike Charlton's and like how they work
and those type of things that happen. They're just really fascinating to me.

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And this one is like one Ihaven't heard before. We know of stories
of people falling for like Jason Momoaonline and they send him money, but
this one is Volve's Steve Perry okay, and a woman giving him one hundred
and twenty two thousand dollars or whoshe thought was him. So according to

(36:02):
the News, the woman was contactedby a fake Steve Perry via Facebook Messenger
in January, and they kept correspondingback and forth on WhatsApp, which should
be a red flag. WhatsApp isa way to communicate like texting, but
with more anonymity, claiming that hehad a business opportunity and he needed a

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woman in his life, and she, the woman, started sending him money.
By the time she wised up towhat was happening, she'd already given
away one hundred and twenty two thousanddollars, fifty thousand dollars in gift cards,

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and seventy two thousand in the formof wire transfers to various people in
different states designated by him through herbank. According to the police report,
the final tipping point for the womancame when the fake Steve Perry began getting
more demanding and asking for photos ofher passport and driver's license. At that

(37:14):
point, she contacted the police,who advised her to report the scam to
her bank and file complaint with theFBI's Internet Crime Complaint Center. That's so
interested, that part right there isso interesting. Me here you are,
you know something's up. You callthe police and they're like, oh no,
you got to call the bank orhere called the like it feels like

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they're kicking the can. Or callthese people, don't call us, call
these other people. The defeat youmust feel at that moment when they're like,
no, there's nothing we can do, right. This also happened where
a person got scammed out of eleventhousand dollars because they were being courted by

(37:58):
Barry Gibb. Oh right, yes, apparently since then this woman came forward,
he has laid low this past May. They tried to get more into
finding him, and they still couldn'tfind anything. And of course Journey and

(38:23):
Steve Perry don't know anything about this. Of course, well, Journey and
Steve Perry I don't think have anythingto do with each other anymore. That's
why I said them separately. Yeah, and last I heard Steve Perry was
doing like cruise ship singing, Andso one hundred and twenty two thousand for
her. The real when she asked, when he asked for the passport and

(38:46):
the driver's license is when she waslike, hmmm, right, not one
hundred and twenty two thousand dollars,not fifty thousand. I my brother would
do anything for him. I wouldget on a plane in two minutes to
go. If he needed me,right, I ain't sending him a thousand
dollars in gift cards. If hewas like, I need I have a

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business opportunity. I need you tosend me one thousand dollars in gift cards,
I would say, no, Iknow what kind of gift cards are
we talking about? Like just aroadhouse or Walmart gift cards. That's an
important detail. Actually, I wouldlike to know Visa gift cards. I'm
like, okay, you know,I probably would throw a red flag up

(39:28):
if somebody's like, I need onethousand dollars in Texas roadhouse gift cards?
Why good, good, Brett dad? Right? What if it was send
me a thousand dollars not gift cards? Uh, I mean I would.
I'm not he would call me.I mean I would hear his voice,
so I feel like that would bedifferent. But if he sent me a
text message, right, I wouldtell him to get bent. If I

(39:52):
got the text message, I'd probablybe calling so okay, you know,
all right? Instead of you doingtext him back and forth, call him
up and be like, hey,bro, what's what this text message that
you need? One thousand dollars forand you know, we'll kind of go
from there. If he's like,oh, you know, I gotta pay
bill whatever the case is, youknow, okay, okay, you know,
if it's for an investment on somekind of new startup business, I

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don't know, man, right,First of all, what startup business needs
a thousand bucks short of selling sheetsor knives? Right, I can't think
of a one? Yeah, sothousand dollars. But you you went all
in on that fifty times? Yeah, yeah, And you went to your

(40:39):
banker was like, I'd like towire money. Okay, sure, who
would you like to wire it to? Because they're not going to ask questions.
No. I would think if youcame in multiple times, because it's
not uncommon to wire money, No, but to wire money to different people
a lot, I would think wouldraise some flags the bank. Maybe a

(41:00):
doesn't. Oh yeah, I don'tknow. It depends maybe on the location.
You know, if you're wiring moneyto Mexico or Columbia or something,
I could see where that might raisesome concern, you know, thinking that
it's probably for you know, drugmoney or you know, cartels or something
to that effect. But I thinkif you're doing it too. I don't

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know, Biloxi, Mississippi. Idon't think that would raise that many issues.
I think that's fair. But whenit's Biloxi, Mississippi this week,
and then next week it's Escatopa,Mississippi, and then the week after that
it's Washington State, and then afterthat it's Wisconsin, right then you're like,

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I can't believe the bank isn't like, what's the reason for all these
transfers? I mean, I guessit's none o their business. Maybe it's
not a any you would have tosee the same person over and over.
Maybe I don't. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. But
that took you seventy seven thousand dollarsbefore you went whoa, whoa, whoa.
How much in savings did you havethat you felt that comfortable on someone

(42:08):
you've never met, and you didn'ttell anyone about it, not a friend
or a family member, Like I'mSteve Perry is hitting me up for cash.
I mean, let's just say you'reright, Steve Perry's asking for a
gift card. Your mom, dad, whoever, is like, oh I

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met someone, and you're like,oh that's great. Yeah, they're not
going to give those details. Idon't think they're not going to go I
met someone online, because the momentI hear that, I've got ninety five
questions. Of course, I'm like, who would you meet on? How
did you meet them online? DangerWill Robinson? Yeah, text of your

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says, I've had some try thiswith me. I've always said video call
me if you you are who yousay you are, which is not a
bad idea. But how old isthis lady? Again, it didn't say
yeah, it didn't say And thetext is interesting because it said I've had
some of I've had someone try thiswith me. I've had some how many?

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Right? It happens? How doesit happen a lot? What environment
are you in where this happens alot? Short of the email from the
prints, right and that type ofspam, which is maybe what this is.
And this person was just like Ilike journey right, right. I
get them a lot when it's like, you know, it's supposed to be

(43:37):
a Facebook friend or whatever, andyou'll get a message from him a DM
and it's like, hey, haveyou heard about the governmental program where they're
given out free money? And instantlyI know I'm like, now this is
a scam. You need to gofind something else to do with your wasting,
pathetic life, you know. Butit happens to me a lot,
you know, and it's like,oh, we just need some information.
Well you can go piss up arope. You ain't getting it from me.

(43:58):
This text says, my uncle hasgiven over fifty thousand dollars to quote
Jennifer Aniston end quote on Facebook.He's a dumbass. Huh. And that's
the other thing. You can't stopthat. How are you gonna stop that
person? Right? Let's say yourmom does this. How you stopping her?
Right? He said's berating her.I ain't gonna help. I tried

(44:19):
to stop my dad when he's like, I got a letter and it's like
I just got to send twenty fivedollars and you know, for a chance
to win, you know, onehundred thousand or some jibe like that.
And I told him straight up.I was like, Dad, that's a
scam. Don't mess with that.But he sent it anyway, and it
was weeks later he's like, hey, remember that, uh, twenty five
dollars. I asked you about that. I sent that. Yeah, that
was up. He's like it wasa scam. I tried to warn you.

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I tried to warn you, butat least he was only out twenty
five dollars, right, one hundredand twenty five thousand. I don't even
trust when they want to ask meif I want to round up to give
to X y Z at the registerat them kids. Ain't have them kids
name the last time any of thesebusinesses have asked for that money, like
round up to donate to so andso, and they did a commercial or

(45:00):
a big thing showing how much moneythey donated, because I would think the
amount of money that people have donatedwould be in the millions, right,
Yeah, you'd think, and younever see those commercials. If it's worth
asking that, it's worth doing likepromoting it, right. I can't imagine
everyone's heartless and says no, Idon't want to. If they didn't think,
they'd stop asking exactly. But evenif they got one hundred thousand dollars

(45:23):
a year, that's still you wantto show that. I would think so,
right, right, unless you're justlying in the pockets of the CEOs.
I'm just chances are that's what you'redoing. I'm just don't trust that
that works out. I wonder howcan we get more money out of these
people? Why tell you what?Nobody really likes carrying change in their pocket.

(45:45):
How about we just ask them ifthey want to round up and donate.
Brilliant and people do it and andthere's no like information, Like they're
like, would you like to youknow, donate to round up to donate
to charity? You sounds familiar toyou, But you don't know how much
they donate right. It doesn't sayhow much of it will how much are

(46:06):
they taking out as a fee?When do they make that? Like to
me, there's needs to be moreinformation. And if I asked, you
know, buzz behind the counter,he's gonna be like, I don't know,
man, I'm just doing the thing. I don't even know what it's
saying on your side. I justgotta ask the question. Yeah, I'm
following the script. They're not evenasking sometimes there are you, Right,

(46:30):
they do ask and I'm like,not today or my favorite I did yesterday.
I just don't know, right becausethey asked me. I like them
when I go to the Murphy therefor a little while as get smoked,
would you like to round up donateto cancer kids? Now? Have them
kids, I'd be all right mymoney. I think when you're asking for

(46:50):
money checking out, Like let's useWalmart as an example. It's the worst
time while I'm checking out cause I'vehad I'm bagging my own girl, I'm
doing my thing, like whatever didit. I'm just I'm ready to get
out of there. I think that'swhy they do it, because a lot
of people would just be like,yeah, yeah, sure, whatever,
just so we can hurry up andget the hell out of it, okay,
you know. So it's like allright, and then you get the
people like you know, you andI that are like wait, no,

(47:12):
no, no, no, no, one like what's the screen? Like,
no check out? I don't evenwant the two year extended warranty all
most piece of electronics that I justbought. I think that I'm going to
go and donate my change anything electronics. So like, do you want this
extended warranty? Yours? Right?Right? That happened I got it was
an auxiliary cord, you know,to plug it from my phone into the
motorcycle. Would you like to yourextended warranty? No, it's it's nine

(47:37):
dollars, right, I'll just buyanother one, right, So the idea
of not even trusting the people toround up my dollar to save hungry kids
in somewhere. There's no way I'mtrusting Steve Taylor Swift. No, right,
I get a message. I'm tryingto think of the most of the

(47:59):
famous people I know, like Ihave their number. If they sent me
a message like hey, I needmoney, I would be like, what
are you talking about? I wouldn'teven believe them right at all. And
people like I haven't talked to ina while, and they were they hit
me up, I'd be like,huh, why are you asking me?

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Surely I'm not the person that youthought of when this business opportunity surfaced.
I know who will ask a radioDJ in Tulsa. Yeah, you know
he's got money, Corvin, Yeah, negative, Not for stuff like that.
I've been wanting to buy a brandnew pair of shoes for a couple

(48:45):
months and I can't do that.I ain't giving you money so you can
start whatever venture, right. Iain't got asked about a warranty for a
NERF gun, yeah if it hadan electronic right right. Sure, Big
companies right at check every year fordonations like Ronald McDonald house. When you
donate, you just paying the companyback what they already paid. No,

(49:06):
they ain't doing that either, justbecause you chose to make a donation,
I'm not trying to fill that cofferfor you. And that's not the pretense.
The pretense is we make a donationbased off the donations, right exactly.
Hey, we can't make donations anymore. Let's ask the customers to make
the donation. We'll get all thecredit yep, and the rite off yep.

(49:30):
The most you get as a customeris thanks for your help. Appreciate
it. Right? Have you seenthe that seen that Rosie girl on YouTube
that messes with scammers? She isa voice actress that can do Alexa and
Siri and many others and really passesthem off in real life Rosie or irl

(49:51):
Rosie. I think. I mean, there's a whole bunch of those people
online that try to deal with scammers. There's one guy that will they'll call
or he'll call, they call him, and he'll like hack into them and
into their computer like you watch himdo it in real time. Oh yeah,
I've seen it. Those are highlycompelling. Uh. The only way

(50:15):
to stop them is to get guardianshipover them. It's sad what lonely people
will fall for talking about old peopleand how to keep them from being scammed.
Yeah, even then, I mean, would a guardianship help that?
I mean, I think getting aguardianship over someone who doesn't need it to

(50:38):
control their finances is a weird move. Yeah, but I mean if it's
necessary by what? By your definition? I mean, if you've got mom
going broke because she's sending one hundredand twenty two thousand dollars to Steve Perry,
Yeah, I think that's an afterthe fact sort of thing. You're

(50:59):
like, all right, are allright, listen, you sent one hundred
and twenty thousand dollars to a fakeSteve Perry. We're gonna I Am going
to go ahead, take guardianship andtake control because obviously that ain't happening.
Well, what do you do beforehand? There's nothing you can do beforehand to
prevent any of that from happening.Maybe educate the elderly. But even then,

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they're running that stuff on the newsall the time at the four o'clock
and five o'clock you see what I'msaying, So they're catching the information,
they're just it's not sticking I thinktaking finances over because your parents spend their
money in a stupid way, Idon't think it is a good flex I

(51:44):
think that's it feels like you're beingresponsible, but now you're just being controlling,
and so I don't I personally don'tthink that that is. I understand
the motive and the mindset, butI don't think that you're asking for more
problems by doing that. And likein my situation with my mom, like

(52:04):
I help her with her finances,I do. I oversee all of her
her money, right, but I'mnot in charge of her money. Right.
She can do whatever she wants forYes, she has all the usernames,
passwords, she can do any ofthose things, right, But you're
not getting a notification in your emailsaying, hey, your mama wants to

(52:24):
send you know, a thousand dollarsto whatever. No, or your mama
wants to buy X right, yeah, And if she My only thing with
her was because we read so manystories. I was like, somebody asked
you for money. You don't haveto, But all I'm asking is we
talk about it first. I'm notgoing to tell you yes or no,

(52:46):
but I'd like to hear about it. Beforehand. She's like, what do
you mean, like if I givemoney to the church. Nope, that's
not what I'm talking about. Butwhen Bob from your church sends you an
email and would like you to buyhim a bunch of gift cards, I
would. I think we should havea chat. Absolutely. Whether she does

(53:07):
that or not, I don't know. Yeah, but at least you're made
aware of it, and you canwarn her of the pitfalls. That's the
that's the hope, and do yourpardon and then yeah, and hope that
she still listens and doesn't do itor if Steve Perry contacts her. Right,
one hundred and ten thousand dollars fiftythousand dollars in gift cards, that's

(53:30):
a lot of waiting for CBS receipts. All right, we got to take
a break. We'll be back Elsea'sMorning Show. Yeah, he's coming right
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You can also text BMMS and thenwhat you want to say to eight
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They're gonna be at the Walmart Emphatheateron August thirteenth. Get your tickets to
amp tickets dot com, and we'regonna play Sing Sing. The current record
is Gimpy. I'm leading with nine. Lindsay has a u F five.
Last week's winner. We had abunch of no technically it was me Fie
nonetheless is nobody? How is ittechnically? Oh? Because you guys said
I said the chorus. But well, I'm glad you got over it.

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Let's go ahead and take it.Our contestant nine one, eight four six,
Oh kmo D Good morning, you'reon the air. What is your
name, Stephen Steven? How areyou today? I'm good, I'm done
good. Who would you like togive? Clues? Gimpy, Lindsey or
Corbin Gimpy? Sixty seconds are onthe clock. Timers starts after the first

(54:59):
clue. Are you ready, Stephen? Here we go. Okay, this
is the song when you want totroll somebody. They put this It's like
an eighty song or whatever. Let'ssee here a pass I'm not messing with

(55:19):
that. There's no passes. Ohwell ain't uh okay. This is uh
okay. So when you want totroll somebody, they'd say you got blank
rolled steaming steam No, not steamrolled. You're trolling somebody. They tricked you

(55:40):
and they're like, ah, youblank rolled me, man, I don't
know. Yeah, this is atough one. What's the opposite of always
there you go? That's the gettingthe very first word of the song,

(56:04):
and I know that doesn't help anyat all whatsoever. So yeah, yeah,
I'm trying to think of the songwithout using the chorus, and really
there is no way. So ultimately, Steven, we're just gonna ride this
donkey out and you're gonna get nothing. And I hope you understand all right

(56:25):
time, Thanks for playing man,see you later. Good morning. You're
on the air. What is yourname, Marcus? Marcus? We can't
hear you. Very good, somake sure you're close to the phone,
Marcus Lindsay or Corbyn Corbyn. Sixtyseconds are on the clock. Timer starts
after the first clue. Are youready Marcus? Yeah, here we go.

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This kid was in Mendudo and thissong is Spanish for a word when
someone isn't sane, love them vieto loca. Correct. This movie is
from a Disney animated movie about asea creature. Nope, mess that up.

(57:09):
This guy this girl was married toDave Coolier or dated Dave Coolier,
and the song is about that ninetiespop girl long correct ironic correct. Yeah,
this is a rapper who won forBest Country Song. If I remember

(57:35):
correctly jelly Roll before jelly Roll didit? Will naus it correct in the
song opposite country road, not country. Another name for a city correct the
king. It used to be bluesfrom Memphis about being in prison time.

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Three is what we got man.Congratulations, you're getting those tickets to see
five Finger Death Punch. Oh awesome, thank you. Excellent job when your
tickets going to tickets dot com.But you, Marcus, hang a line
so gimp can get your personal info. Okay, good job. Yeah,

(58:22):
stopped and finish. Yeah. Ifyou don't know the rest of the lyrics,
I could totally get it because Iwould be stuck in the same boat.
I guess. To get him tosay the name, I would say
Blank Springfield. I got this eightysong and this is the guy. The
song that is played when you thinkyou're opening a link to watch something else,
but then it's always this stupid video. Yeah, Rick Astley, right,

(58:47):
would you give any clues? Iwas trying to think of the song,
and we've been together for so longexactly. Yeah, that's a tough
one, Rick Astley. Never gonnagive you up? All right? The
record now leaves me, gonna leavewith nine. He's lendsing with eight,

(59:08):
moves you to six. Good break, you can also say, and if
at first you don't succeed, youtry try again. So I mean thinking
of never gonna give up, youknow anyway, But then what about this
one before he ended? Okay?Where ended way to a party in account

(59:28):
of playing And that's like the openingline of that song. Hopefully you pick
it up after that one. Yeah, good jail house rock. We're good
now? Yeah, okay, allright, we're gonna take a break and
we'll be back. The Big MadMorning Show returns next Elsa's Morning shown km
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four by four well says here.The Comer and Raskin issue letter urging Cheetle
to step down. Top lawmakers onthe House Overside Committee or are calling on

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the head of the Secret Service toresign. Kentucky Republican James Comer and Maryland
Democrat Jimmie R. Raskin released arare joint letter calling on Director Kimberly Cheetle
to resign for falling failing to protectDonald Trump from an assassination attempt that ultimately
killed one rally goer an injured twoothers. The lawmakers said Cheetle fail to

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provide answers to basic questions during acongressional hearing on Monday, as she was
grilled by congressional members on both sidesof the aisle. Yeah, totally gonna
have to step down, Karl,And totally can't give all the answers they
want right in a public forum,right right, right, Well, give
it to them in private. Givethem what they want, Yeah, whatever,
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accurately than doctors, is what itsays. Research done by UCLA shows an
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made by a Venda Health in California, uses an AI algorithm to visualize
the likelihood of cancer based on certaindata. Experts say that AI could lead
to more accurate diagnoses and more targetedtreatments. I laugh, because I mean,
what's the most traditional way to checkprostate for cancer? Old doctor jellyfinger?

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Right, So, okay, Ijust got a picture of robots stick
in its in your detect I oughtto read some sort of image might be
another way to do it. Yeah, I don't know if I a robot
tells you to bend over? Andwhat's your definition of a robot? Because

(01:02:15):
some of y'all do it already.Yeah, right, right, Moving forward,
Harris secures enough delegates for the Democraticnomination. Yesterday's she received a flurry
of endorsements and secured over nineteen hundreddelegate endorsements. The news came just hours
after she held her first on cameracampaign event in Delaware, where she stole

(01:02:38):
crowds she was ready to take onDonald Trump. Her campaign received over eighty
one million dollars in contributions in thefirst twenty four hours of JB's announcement that
he's out as bitch. It's increasinglyunlikely that Harris will face major competition at
the DNC next month. And then, lastly, here good news for Oklahoma

(01:03:00):
women who like to toke the reeferand have the sex. Pregnant women in
Oklahoma using marriagejuana with a medical marijuanacard will not be prosecuted for child neglect.
That's due to a recent ruling fromthe Oklahoma Courts of Criminal Appeals that
says women with medical cards with amedical card are using the drug legally and

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cannot be charged. The rules comeafter pregnant women in Kay County using the
ganja was charged with neglect. Thecourt's decision means that charge will no longer
stand. Do women that drink alcoholget arrested and charged with child neglect while
they're pregnant? I don't know,dog. Maybe it depends if the child
is born with fetal alcohol syndrome,so they wait until after the baby's born

(01:03:44):
to possibly yes. I don't knowa lot of babies that come out hooked
on the weed though, man,or really any problems that go with it.
Are we testing them. We needto are we asking them? They
come out just want some chocolate,have really crazy ideas. They're pretty paranoid
when they come right out of thewombs. The Americans closed out the USA

(01:04:09):
Basketball Showcase with a win. LebronJames and Team USA defeated Germany ninety two
to eighty eight in London in thefinal tune up before the start of the
Paris Olympics. James scored a gamehigh twenty points to go along with six
rebounds and four assists. The country'sflag bear sealed the game by scoring the
final eleven points for the team inthe competitive matchup. Team USA will now

(01:04:31):
begin preparing for its Olympic opener againstSerbia on Sunday. Snoop Dogg will be
among the torch bears carrying the Olympicflame in the final stretch what before the
opening ceremony of the Paris Games onFriday. The rapper, who is also
contributing to NBC's coverage of the games, is better known in the sports world
for a Snoop youth football league.The championship game is called the Snooper Bowl.

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Other carriers of the torch on Fridayinclude French actress Leticia Casta and a
French rapper mc Solar. The identityof the person who will light the Olympic
cauldron on the night of this openingceremonious secret with less than a dozen people
in the know. The person whowill light the cauldron on Friday is not
yet aware that they've even been selected. Is that the way they do it?

(01:05:18):
Yeah? Apparently, I'm looking itup. I'm looking to see if
there's odds on who will light thetorch, right, because it's never any
just random Joe some Bob Smith fromyou know, Andy Anna or whatever?
Yeah? Right? And who hasdone it in the past. Muhammad Ali

(01:05:39):
is the only one I really remember. Okay, good, Yeah, that's
a good memory. I remember thatnow, I believe. Let's see.
Candidates include Marie Jose Perek, whichwho is a three time gold medalist,
makes sense, track and field.Let's see who is considered to be France's

(01:06:00):
Olympian of all time. Cool soccerstar Zindan Zidane, who led France to
the World Cup title in nineteen ninetyeight, again good choice, and the
European crown in two thousand and Thoseare the only two candidates that they have
listed. It makes sense for anOlympic star to be the person that lights

(01:06:23):
the torch, right, sure,right? Right? Wayne Gretzky did it
back in twenty ten. Yeah,in America wherever the twenty ten Olympics were.
What this is where the people wholit the college share the actual Maine
torch. Who is the last one, Gimpeie that you have on the acl
the list? Twenty twenty one NaomiOsaka Yeah, and then twenty twenty two,

(01:06:45):
a cross country skier who lit thecauldron in twenty twenty two Dinners Year.
I'm a Lama ding dong can pronouncedlast name. I think you nailed
it. Yeah, most famous Frenchperson you know that could light could light
the torch? No, that's notman. I know a lot of famous

(01:07:06):
French people. Okay, No,I don't know a lot of what I
said, I don't know a lot. Yeah, I'm going the only one
that I can name besides like theyou know, the leader of France would
be jeror der Pardieu, which isan actor who's not a good human being.
So I don't think it's going tobe him. You would know the

(01:07:29):
actor if you saw him. He'sgot this massive nose. But he's been
known to drink wine bottles like drinkwine and throw wine bottles at people.
Oh, I guess Andre the Giantwas French, wasn't he? Yeah,
but he's dead so he's not available. No, No, I'm just saying.
I mean, I said, Idon't know a lot of French people,
famous French people. Want I guessI do know one. I didn't
even know he was French until like, what the last ten years. Yeah,

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It says I was telling a coworkerthat my new cube mate smells and
gives me a headache. Not stinky, but the fragrance of their soap or
perfume or fabric soverign. I don'tknow. They told me that the company
has an office fragrance policy. Ihad no idea. Do you guys have

(01:09:39):
a fragrance policy? Should I goto HR because of this person's smell?
I've never heard of that happening beforeof somebody stinking. I've heard of someone
stinking. No an office fragrance policy, yeah, I looked through our handbook
and it does state that your appearancecan mean a lot of different things and

(01:10:04):
it's up to the manager. Okay, that's appearance, though I think that's
that falls under appearance is how yousmell, and so we don't have one,
but we do, right or couldmaybe as a more accurate right of
statement. It's up to the bossto be like you, you smell too

(01:10:26):
good. You got to get outof here. And there was someone that
did work here that a previous managerhad to have a sit down conversation with
an employee because of complaints of themste being stinky, right right, like
bad odor? Yeah, and odoris odor so too much, too much
snuggle, too much fabuloso, Iguess would also qualify as you know,

(01:10:50):
as too much b oh right right? I tried. I try not to
wear any perfume in the studio becausewe sit so close. I don't know
if that's interesting you'll like the perfumethat I wear or you know what I
mean? And I sometimes perfume doescause people to have headaches, because like,

(01:11:12):
why do you not want to have, like because we sit so close,
why do you not well, justout of respect for you, like
vap in here. Yeah, butit doesn't really have a ccent, does
it. I don't think it does. Okay, so you're concerned about the
smell but not me having to dealwith your vaping. Well it's and I

(01:11:35):
guess I'm just saying concern over oneof the other is the question. Yeah,
it just disappears and it's pretty odorless. But yeah, I don't want
it to be overwhelmed, like perfumecan be overwhelming and it can cause just
like I don't think you were cologneI have. We've had this conversation on

(01:11:56):
the air. I didn't for thelongest time, but as of late,
I have been known to spritz alittle on I ain't know them wrong with
that little is all right? Yeah, I don't whether you do or don't
means nothing. But I think ifthere's a green fog following behind you,
yeah, that's that might be anissue, which is probably what's going on
here with this person. But theysaid it. They didn't say stink.

(01:12:19):
They said, uh, like maybesoap or perfume or fabric softener exactly.
That's that's the thing. And that'swhat I'm talking about, the green fog
of perfume or cologne that falls behindyou, you know, because some some
of those colognes and perfumes are reallystrong, and it doesn't take a whole
lot, but they pile it onanyway, you know what I mean.

(01:12:40):
And and so if it's giving youheadaches or something, I think that's cause
for concern. I think the majority, I think the majority of people don't
know how to wear perfumer cologne.It only takes a little bit barely any
right, Yeah. I think whathappens too a lot of times people get
used to it so they're immune tothe smell because they've worn it for so
long nose blind, yes, exactly. So they're like, oh, I

(01:13:03):
don't smell it on, So they'regoing to continue to spray it, you
know what I mean, until theysmell it themselves and then they've just showered
in it. Basically, I shouldn'thave to smell you when you've not you're
not in the room anymore, right, right, exactly? Thanks came in,
says I worked for Walmart and theyhad an employee who didn't bathe.

(01:13:25):
You can literally smell sour clothes fromfour aisles down, and it got so
bad that our manager had to askhim to go home and shower. Was
that a thing that developed over timeor did they hire the person with that
stench? Right? It took ashower just to get the job. It's
kind of like, you know,you clean up to pass the piss test
and then you go back to doingyour drugs afterwards. We had someone complain

(01:13:47):
about a person's lotion fragrance and westill roast the complainer to this day.
This was six years ago. Now, some people are super sensitive to smells
to the degree where it like givesthem headaches or causes migraines or whatever.

(01:14:08):
So I could understand if it,you know, disrupts your ability to work,
that might could potentially be a problem. Says I had this issue with
an old coworker. We were teamtruck drivers, and no one wanted to
be stuck in a truck with himfor two days because of this. Honestly,
I just talked to him, Mandaman. He appreciated my being honest
and changed. Okay, Now,was that you know this, this trucker

(01:14:32):
puts on too much coloniar. Thistrucker never took a shower either which way.
I guess it's gotta suck, youknow, because that's pretty close quarters,
right If I can reach over andtouch you for two days in a
row, that's too close to beable to you got to take the other
person's smell feelers into account. Reasonableanswer, Look, just talk to them,

(01:14:56):
maybe they'll be reasonable too. Nuclearanswer one day when it's especially strong,
fake sizure, full on collapse tothe floor and deuce and whiz when
you come to say it's the smellthat caused it. That's a way to
do it. Someone's saying she's doingthe shaking bake in her car. Oh
god, okay, like math,right, what my mom's friend is allergic

(01:15:20):
to most perfumes. She sells avonso she doesn't push the perfumes so much.
My friend's your mom sells avon orthis lady who's allergic to it,
because if she's allergic to it andsells it, that seems stupid, right,
h Yeah, Oh the guy neverwore deodorant, got it? The

(01:15:44):
trucker, the trucker, Yeah,yeah, I mean, I guess there's
a there is a difference between boand you know, putting up with somebody's
colonne or perfume. Yeah whatever,Yeah, bo just smells like onions or
musk or whatever. It sucks.I think me personally, I'd rather have
to sit and deal with somebody's colognethat's given me headaches as opposed to dealing

(01:16:06):
with somebody's unwashed pits. Okay,the like. Okay, so this isn't
a super popular statement. I don'thave to smell a Gain. I don't
think it smells good, right,Okay, But if one of you wore
Gain and did all like, usedit in your laundry soap and all that,
I'm not saying anything, right,that's just even if you used Okra

(01:16:30):
flavored soap, I'm not saying anything. Yeah, I do use Gain.
Yeah, I don't think it's thatstrong. A lot of people use it,
and I'm not complaining about it currently. I'm saying that even though that's
something I don't like, if itwas very prevalent, I wouldn't say it
right a thing. But if itwas like one of our stinking asses,
you know what I mean? Itjust smells like a butt, you know,

(01:16:51):
would you say something? Then ithave to be pretty bad? Yeah?
For days? Yeah, maybe geta pass two day, maybe get
it past day three? All right, bro, your ass has been sticking
this place up, and it dependsif it's you. For sure, I
would feel comfortable saying something. I'mnot going to tell Lindsay she stinks at
all. I'll implore another woman inhere and be like, hey, because

(01:17:16):
it just comes across better. IfI go lindsay, what's going on?
You stink? She's gonna be likeembarrassed, rude, sham. I don't
know, a bunch of different feelings. I think anybody would be honest with
you, you know. I don'tknow, Lindsay. If one of the
sales ladies came in, like wehad to pull somebody and was like and

(01:17:38):
they're like, hey, I hearyou got a little funk. Would that
see? A woman mightn't say that, No, No, they wouldn't.
I think I would probably be likecor when you could have just told me.
I would rather you tell me then, because I'm closer to you and
Gimby than I am. Right salesright, you know what I mean.
But there are other people here thatyou live close to and have known for

(01:18:00):
a lot long. I'm just sayingthat I think a woman would be more
eloquent in the way they would havethat conversation where if I say something or
you say something, it's way different. And if I say to you,
hey, man, what's up,You're you're leaving a trail when you walk
by, You're gonna go, Dude, my shower's broken. I've been going
out riding by Like what it's onehundred and ten. I've been riding the

(01:18:24):
bike every day. Like my cutsmell, I don't know there had been
one hundred different. But if Itell her, she's gonna and not just
her, we're using her as theexample. I was like a woman,
but like she would be way selfconscious about it, and I don't want
that. There's enough of that happeningwe don't need to add. Uh.
They fired a guy here stunk sobad that he you had to leave the

(01:18:46):
area. He was worn and toldmanager he didn't have a shower. We
have showers in our building. Theywould let him use. That's interesting,
Yeah, that makes sense. Appearancematters. I'm an uber driver. Nothing
worse than getting a cat person.When a cat person gets in the car
smelling like cat pisss. Another reasonI like cats, Like you think that

(01:19:10):
smell isn't on you, but itis. We're not talking about one cat.
You're talking about cats. What ifthey're constantly farting. Yeah, flatulence
is a body odor is a concern. Yeah for sure. If you're someone
who farts all the time, Ican't control it. Yeah, see a

(01:19:32):
doctor. So like, if Iwas farting all the time, how bad
would it have to be, lindsayfor you to say, like, yo,
cut it out? I would Idon't know if I would say,
hey, cut it out, Iwould say, have you get gotten that
checked? You eat your diet?Can say. I wouldn't take that seriously.

(01:19:53):
I wouldn't take that as a seriouslike, hey, this is bothering
me. I' like everybody farts,true, but it's it's it's very unusual
for you to do it this much, right, well, this this arc
of me. Yes, yeah,the studio has been smelling like farts for

(01:20:15):
three of the four hours. Yeah. Yeah. And and body, that's
a day to me. If fartingis a dangerous because it could be a
medical condition, right right, soyou have to like tread lightly. I
feel like when it comes to flatulence, Yeah, but I think that person
if you've got the medical condition.They would simply say sorry, I have

(01:20:38):
a medical condition, or it'd belike I have every time I had some
bad Chinese last night. Yeah,I'm saying that every time I should?
You should? Why not? Itgives you, you know, carp launchtitute
whenever you want. You have toimagine someone would appreciate you saying something to
them rather than going to HR ortalking behind their back. Right, No

(01:20:59):
one can fix a problem if theydon't know there is one. No,
that's true. But if somebody's stealingcompany files, do you go to HR
or do you talk to them inperson? It's the whole point of HR
is, did not have conflict inthe office. Let them deal with those
discrepancies when they come up. Itisn't your your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend,

(01:21:23):
best friend, whatever. But stealingfiles is way different than body odor.
How do a guy smell so bad? Here? The truck seats still
smell like him? Why are yousmelling them? Company will pay to clean
them if this smell still smells likeTed, Yeah that's weird. That's a

(01:21:53):
weird move, bro. But ifit was Felicia also weird. Weird.
It's weird to smell seats. Idon't care who sat in them. You're
a seat sniffer. That's not anawesome attribute, even for a guy you

(01:22:15):
think is macho and nicol. Nobody'sever been like, hey, man,
this is a this is Steve.He's cool. He's a seat sniffer.
Stay away from me, dude.Yeah, Steve comes over and he's like,
what's up man, You're like,stay away from my seat. Mane

(01:22:40):
He's like, I know you rightwhen you leave, take your chair with
you. How about this, dexthow about bad breath like a bad tooth?
Yeah, okay, this is aokay, hold on, I'm just
defing some things. Yeah, we'vehad this problem, we have, and

(01:23:00):
I called them out for it.But would you have if it was a
female? Uh? Yes, yes, Because as a person on the show,
as a part of the show,I feel like we are close enough,
male or female, I can dothat. I feel like I can

(01:23:21):
do that. Now, would Ihave been as crude to a female as
I Maybe not. I probably wouldbe a little more polite about it,
right, you know, So thereis some discrepancies there, you know.
But but nonetheless I feel like likeI can tell Lindsey if she smells.

(01:23:42):
I feel like I can tell her, Lindsey, you got some issues here.
It smells like boiled cabbage. Idon't know what's going on, you
know, but fix it. Italways goes to boiled cabbage because it smells
horrible. Out of the worst smellseffort, especially emitting from a woman's down
yonder. Yeah, why is italways got to be there vagina that stinks?
I don't know. You tell meother things smell besides vaginas. I'm

(01:24:05):
just saying, uh. And inthat instance, I think that cat didn't
have it. It wasn't aware thathe had a thing happening. And there's
some people that aren't correct. There'ssome people that they're halatosis. They just
don't know about it. But Ifeel, and I've worked with this gal
many many years ago, like youknow, when she come over to your
cubicle and start asking questions about,you know, things going on when you're

(01:24:28):
sitting there answering the questions with eitheryour hand over your nose like this,
or you've got you know, apiece of paper or something like this,
and try to block that stink,which it doesn't. It helps a little
bit, but not too much.For some reason, the smell knows to
just go around the paper. Butwhat I'm saying is like you should be
like when everybody's talking to you likethat, that's your cue, like no

(01:24:53):
something I don't think so you don'tthink so no because you just said it,
because everybody talks to me that way, right, So that looks normal
to you. Yeah, But it'slike, how come you don't talk to
Jim over there with your mouth yourhand over your mouth, trying to cover
your nose. You see what I'msaying. Like I feel like some people,
you feel like people would pick upon the clues, but I guess

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some people won't. They're just clueless, you know. I don't think they're
clueless. I just think they justdon't see them as clues just because you
It's like mayo, just because yousee it as a clue. Yeah.
And I think all these are differenttoo. I think like bad breath,
Like if if Lindsay had bad breath, I would never get close to her,
like near stand next to her.I just wouldn't avoid it all I

(01:25:38):
would. I would. I'm notcovering my mouth and I'm just gonna be
like I'm good, I can hearyou. Yeah, right, Or if
Gimbi was a chronic farterer. I'dbe like, hey, will you come
in here so we can have aconversation or meet me in the hall or
sign right. I wouldn't go intohis Yeah, I wouldn't go into his
cube area. I would try toavoid it. Yeah, all right.

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Listener email from someone who was tellinga coworker that the new cubemate smells and
gives me a headache. Not stinky, but the fragrance of their soap,
perfume, fabrics softener. I don'tknow. They told me that we have
an office fragrance policy. I hadno idea. Do you guys have a
fragrance policy? And do I goto HR because this person's odor, Lindsey,
Okay, it's not an odor.If it's a good fragrance that's giving

(01:26:23):
you a headache, good as arbitrary. Well, they said fabric softener or
perfume whatever. They didn't say stink, right, so it's still a smell
that's for me. An odor isbad. But I don't think it's HR
worthy. I think this is aconversation they have with their cube mate and

(01:26:45):
just say I'm whatever scent you're wearing, it's a nice scent. It's just
too overpowering for me. W yeah, like you don't mean to say.
I'm my my sinuses are very sensitiveand I'm sorry. It's just it's too
overwhelming for me, and it's it'scausing me to have a headache. I'm

(01:27:08):
sorry. Could you just tone itdown or maybe not wear perfume or cologne
when you come in because we sitso close. It's just causing me to
have a headache. Gimbi, myold factory senses are heightened. I think
you should talk to the person andbe like, listen and lindsay you're right.

(01:27:30):
An odor is a bad thing.An aroma is a good thing.
Think about it like that. Thinkabout like that spaghetti being cooked, spaghetti
sauce has a wonderful aroma. Youdon't walk in be like, man,
that odor smells delicious, right,So with this being and aroma that is
bothering you, I mean honestly,ultimately, and just talk to their coup

(01:27:55):
meat and be like, hey,man, listen to the perfume or fabric
soften or whatever the hell it is. As delightful as it is, it's
a little too pungent for me,and it's giving me headaches. If you
don't want to do that because you'reafraid of hurting somebody's feelings, which is
natural, because you're gonna have tosit with that person from here on out.

(01:28:16):
You could always ask your manager orsomebody to switch spots. Go move
somewhere else, go sit somewhere else. But you gotta understand that if you
do switch spots, there's a chancethat you could be sitting next to somebody's
boiled cabbage. So you gotta yougotta take chances there. I'm not a

(01:28:44):
fan of the line. I thinkthat you could go to your manager and
ask to be move to cubes andnot even point the finger at that person.
I think going to hr R it'sdefinitely a resource available to you,

(01:29:10):
so is telling them. I thinkit's a coin flip either way. You've
got some soul searching to do.Figure out is it a ten or is
it just something to complain about,like they changed the brand of coffee.
If it's giving you headaches and preventingyou from doing your job, you might

(01:29:30):
have something to do with it.Maybe you have a problem, Maybe you
have a a flactory issue, Maybeyou have you're discovering, like Gimbi's known
for years. You just have agood sniffer, so I yeah, I
think this is a tough one.This might be the hardest one we've ever

(01:29:51):
had, because you you risk beingmade fun of in the office. H
all, because Phyllis smells like sulfur. Oh god, now that's an odor,
that's not an aroma. She's onmeds, dude, So I have
a medical issue. I need mymeds from the office. So yeah,

(01:30:13):
it just instantly paints a picture ofwho this person is because I had a
babysitter named Phyllis once and look exactlylike the phyllis. You're thinking more grimace
than menacy, but yeah, ohPhyllis. Oh god. And her old
man's name was Darryl. And whenthey stood next to each other, they
look like the number ten always outthat way, always does. Yeah,

(01:30:36):
I think it's six of this,half a dozen the other. Maybe this
is hey, he works in mysteriousways. Maybe this is the reason to
leave. Why'd you quit your lastjob? That bitch sank right right,
she had a great personality. Butall right, we got to take a

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You can also text bmms and thenwhat you want to say to eight two
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at kmod dot com. This onesays recently, I was sharing with my
family that I was planning my funeral. My two daughters, who moved out
five years ago, weren't very happyand stated it was their responsibility as the

(01:31:44):
children to do that. I thoughtI was doing it so they wouldn't have
to worry about it when this happens, like I was being loving, but
they but their reaction is hardly whatI expected. Should I stop planning?
It's a pretty common thing, isn'tit where people Some people plan their funerals.

(01:32:05):
I think it depends, like,all right, so this is where
my grave is, or this iswhere I want to be cremated, you
know what I mean. I thinkthat's one thing and people should plan that
out right and save your children fromhaving to do that. But it sounds
like the kids think that he's planningout or she they're planning out like music,

(01:32:28):
and like I want this to happen, and this to happen, you
know, And I think that isup to the to the kid. I
don't know. That's the way I'vealways done it, though. I did
it for my own and I didit for my dad, and then when
my grandparents died, you know,my parents did it for them. I
yeah, I don't. I don'tknow of a protocol. It's probably just
whatever you've seen. But for themto get mad to your funeral, it's

(01:32:54):
kind of weird that someone else isgoing to pick your forever resting place,
right, it's my resting place.I'm the one stuck there. Maybe I
don't want to look at a tree, right, Maybe I want shade.
Maybe I don't want shade, wantthe sun in my eyes as it's,
you know, going down at night. Whatever, right, I don't know.

(01:33:15):
And I've always thought of this too. When you die, let's say
you are you unfortunately are widowed ata young age, and then you find
happiness again. Who do you getburied next to? Right? You're first?
Why you're no? I'm asking yourfirst wife or first husband or yeah,

(01:33:36):
and who? And who decides that? If you leave it up to
your kids, they're gonna decide right, and you'll end up going with you
know, the original parents. Youknow, let's just say dad's the one
that dies, you know, andit's like, you know, well mom's
dead, we're gonna put him nextto put her next to dad, because
you know, that's what we know, that's what we want. I've always
thought about people that have family plots. And let's say you marry into a

(01:33:58):
family and they have a family lotsomewhere and you're they they expect their daughter
to be buried next in the familyplot. What about you? What if
you have a family plot right thenyou're not buried next to each other.
Well, well maybe they need alittle U section off on the back for
the in laws. Oh I putme in the now. It's like the

(01:34:23):
kids table at Thanksgiving. Yeah,put them, put them back. There're
gonna back with the with the inlaws. Text came in plan that s
I can understand the daughter's point ofviews, but they will think them that
it was planned ahead of time.Another one f them kids. I'd imagine
he's doing it more for them toease the burden on them. When the

(01:34:45):
time comes. You're the parent,it's your end. You do you another
one those kids have no clue howmuch you're helping them continue on, and
when you die, you'll have thefinal I told you so excellent? Maybe,
right, you could make all thisplans and everything and say this is
how I wanted, this is whereI'm want to be, and they can

(01:35:06):
totally turn around and do the completeopposites. You know, let's just say,
Okay, I've got a gravesite,I've got a plot here at this
cemetery. You know, I've gotthe headstone picked out and everything. It's
already been carved. And then yourkids are like, if that, we're
gonna cremate them because it's easier andcheaper that way, And uh, what's

(01:35:27):
he gonna know he's dead, what'she gonna care? Yeah? I don't
know. Do they issue a refund, like if you paid preplay for everything
and you're like, we're not gonnadoing that. I don't know. You
would think that they would. Iwould think so, right, But their
contract is it with you, It'swith the person that died, right exactly,
So you're not getting that money back. Yeah, And I think there's

(01:35:49):
an argument to be made that makingthose plans is a part of the grieving
process, right, help you pushthrough. It's right. If you go
through, do the the eulogy orthe obituary, or find all the photos
or pick all the songs or anyof those things. Your kids may never

(01:36:09):
go through those photo albums, maynever see these things. I'm ever gonna
be like, oh man, Daddid this, Dad did that? Right?
Do you know dad played the harmonica? Right? I'm just saying that
you may. You may be robbingthem of something as well. Okay,
reasonable answers. Sit down with themand plan it together. Nuclear answer,

(01:36:31):
stick to your guns and plan ityourself. Name exactly which strippers are to
be on the main stage with thecoffin, and which Motley Crue songs there
to dance to. Yeah, whenthis guy was raising them girls, did
he let them make decisions? Bethe parent? A lot of times kids
don't see the whole picture. Alot of people don't see the whole picture.
That's uh okay. Yes, Sohe said that these kids moved out

(01:36:55):
years ago, so they're old enough. Then I was gonna say, I
don't remember them saying how old theywere, but if they were younger,
yeah, you shouldn't have to burdenthem with that. Both my parents prepaid
for all of their funeral and burialcosts. I didn't have to do anything
but collect my inheritance. Best thingthey could have did for me is not
make me have to deal with thatbitch. I'm guessing business BS. There's

(01:37:19):
a lot of asterisk for one letter. Okay, say it out loud,
then well, I'm saying I couldhave said bull ass. Yeah. Uh.
Listener email from somebody who says recentlyI was sharing with my family that
I was planning my funeral. Mytwo daughters, who moved out five years
ago, weren't very happy and statedthat it was their responsibility as the children

(01:37:41):
to do that. I thought Iwas doing it so they wouldn't have to
worry about it, like I wasbeing loving. But their reaction is hardly
what I expected. Should I stopthe planning, Lindsey, don't stop the
planning? No, don't, becauseit is. It is. Really it's
tough to deal with. They probablyYou're like, no, that's maybe they

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were thinking in their mind like theyfeel like, oh, no, are
you planning on dying? Like no, like that's part of our adulting,
that's something that we have to dealwith. But no, you are taking
the burden off of them, andit will make life so much easier.
My mom has told me that thereis she has a plot already that her

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family had purchased, and there's liketwo plots left, and one of them
is reserved for her. Great,I don't have to worry about that.
I think her brother and his wife, and they'll be cremated if they they
put two in one plot. Iguess if you're cremated, I think you
can't. I don't know. Idon't know, but one of them is

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her, and maybe he might notwant I don't know, but there's one
extra, and then she is single. She would she's decided that she would
like that. So she'll be buriedby her parents and her sister, and
that's that fine. But she doesn'teven know if she wants to be She

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has not yet decided if she wantsto be buried, but she wants a
headstone at least there by her parents. Here's a question, who runs the
family plot? What do you meanby that? Well, like she said
that her that spot was reserved forher, for she's got a nine o'clock,
but like reserve for her, Well, what if the brother comes up
and goes, no, Who's incharge of the plot, right, that's

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a good question. I would liketo think that it's all on record with
the cemetery's office of like, wehave these plots. Let's just say Lindsay's
grandma went out and purchased six plotsas a family plot, you know,
ones for me, ones for grandpa, ones for daughter one, daughter two,

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and the other ones for the onyou know what I mean. And
then I think the cemetery. Icould be totally wrong, but I just
imagine the cemetery would have all thaton file, right, and I'm sure
they check IDs and make sure everybody'swho they said they are. I think
it is. I think it issomeone in the family purchase, however,
many plots, and it's like firstcome, first serve basis. Right,

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you could be on the very end. It's not necessarily assigned seating, but
at least you have your assigned area. Yeah, and then they just like
go down. Let you read leftto right, So they go from left
to right. Whoever dies first getsthe first hole, whoever dies second gets
the second hole, and then soon and so forth. I don't maybe

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maybe I've seen somewhere there's the familyheadstone. And then there's somebody on the
very end. I've seen it withsomeone's right in the middle. I've seen
someone like no rhyme or reason right. I guess it's whoever decides, whoever
plans that right, who's in charge. Let's say Dad's in charge and then
Dad dies. Well, Dad saidI wanted to be in the middle,
but Dad's dead. He never Idon't care what Dad said. He's dead.

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I want to be next to momright. Well, now, you're
just being a dick and going againstyour dad's dying wishes or that's not what
Dad said. Yes, but onhis deathbed he said, I'm the rightful
heir to sit to his right right. Yeah, I'm listen. People,
are you over the crazy? Peoplego crazy when someone dies. So I

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didn't know who would be in chargeof that. Yeah, I would say,
don't stop planning your funeral arrangements,because when my dad died, the
only thing I knew that he wantedwas to be cremated. That is all
I knew. So he does nothave a grave site, and the only
thing I have is him and anurn like that's I had him creammated.

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Those are the only wishes that Iknew that he wanted so, And it's
tough planning, if you know,all of that is tough. And I
had to do all of that alonebecause his parents they couldn't do it,
and it is hard enough for meto do it. You're not prepared for
that, especially when it comes outof the blue like that. The number
of decisions that you have to decide, and each one feels like the most

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important decision. Whether they get velvet, should they have the uh the special
extra from aldehyde? Do they dowe put a pillow in there? Do
you want your initials embroidered on it? Those are all feels you think I'm
kidding, right, right, right? Forget the undercoading, yes, like
okay, so, and you're lookingat all these coffins and and they're like,
well, if you're just using onefor a viewing for funeral purposes,

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he's not actually being buried. Thisone is only five thousand. It's like,
well, you don't want to gowith just well, he deserves more
than that, but five thousand dollarsfor just a few if he's not being
buried in it? Right, there'sa rental. It's a rental for thousands
that are dead deserve rentally exactly.You can rent a catag I remember standing

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in I remember standing in the funeralhome looking at all these coffins, and
the woman that my dad was seeingat the time, she's like, I
can't, I can't be here,I can't do this, and she like
leaves, and then my grandparents followher out to console her. And I'm
standing there by myself looking around like, oh, yeah, it's just me.
You brought that a lot. Itclearly is a kid wound. Yeah,

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Like here, I am okay,let me make these decisions. How
old are you forty two? Knowhow old were you when that happened?
Oh? How old was I twentytwenty three or twenty four? What do
you think GEM paid? What shouldthey do? I think you should go
ahead and yes, continue planning.I think you should also get your kids

(01:43:41):
involved in this now if they wantto be involved in it, get them
involved. You can still plan it. You can still get them involved,
and everybody's happy. And then whenit comes down to like, well,
hey, well will we do this? I mean, what about the pictures
and this and that, Well thatcan wait till the time comes. Right

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now, we're just planning out X, Y and Z, you know,
and it gets them evolved, andit makes everybody happy, keeps everybody happy,
and you still get what you want. I remember when my dad died
and my brother and I were tryingto figure out what to do and stuff,
and my mom grieving. Of course, we kept be like, Hey,

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I'm sorry, what did dad sayhe wanted? Huh. You're in
a pickle because if you do it, then it'll be a sore spot when
you die and they'll be like,remember dad did it, He controlled everything.
And then if you don't do it, you're They're not They're gonna have

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to deal with all those type ofthings. I agree with Gimpy, and
I think you just all sit downand be like, I hear you.
I also want to be a partof it. Let's let's do it together.
Just tay you're doing the right thing. Man Show that that's a new
feeling. Two daughters, All right? Listen? You can always email us

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You can also text your question ifyou'd like BMM mass and whatever that is
to eight two, nine four orfive. Uh. What membership is one
hundred percent worth of money you payfor Lindsey Costco. I love it because

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you can return the things that youbuy for even unhappy with the items You've
had it forever, don't matter,breaks down, you ain't got a receipt.
It doesn't matter because they keep trackof everything that you purchase. I
love it. GIMPI premium music streamingservice, no commercials, good stuff.

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I don't know if there is onefor me. Watched a lot of movies.
You don't think your Netflix is onehundred percent worth it? Now be
replaced in two seconds? Right,I'm gonna go with That's a a subscribe,

(01:49:02):
a membership I pay. You paya premium to be a part of
it, even Costco, which Ilove. I'd be fine without it.
I don't need seventy five rolls ofpaper towels. Right, you think your
kung fu membership is worth it?My kung fu? That's a gym membership,

(01:49:25):
Okay. I mean you're you're gettinginto shape sort of and you know,
building confidence and whatnots whatever else theytell you you're in commercials. You
know commercials. Well, yeah,you always see those commercials where you know,
like sendri Kid to karate it buildself confidence. I'm not a kid.
Yeoh blah blah blah. I'm justsaying, yeah, I like that.

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Yeah. I just don't see likeI would say the Internet is a
membership, but it's not. Butwhat's the difference between that and like a
gym membership. I'm paying for it, right, it's serve as you're paying
for you don't have to have it. I don't have to have it.
Electricity I have to have, right, But I like I like that.
Yeah, that's that's a good oneto tell the truth. If you have

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a mess. And then what youhave a question for us to eight two
nine four five? Would you ratherget a tattoo of a nipple on each
butt cheek or a tattoo of asphincter in the center of your chest?
Lindsey, I'll take the tattoos ofa nipple on each butt cheek because people

(01:50:32):
see my chest more so than thatmakes it even funnier. Yeah, no,
it's not funny. It's unattractive.You don't want a big balloon knot
right there? No, not atall, Gimby, I too, am

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choosing the nipples on the butt cheeksbecause then I feel like I could start
you know, maybe can pictures makesome money off of it? Oh?
Yeah, this is tough. We'sgot a lot of back very haary.
I mean I could grow hair outover it to cover it up. Also,

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same answer for my butt, rightright, I'm gonna go with my
chest. I don't take my shirtoff. Damn near never, all right,
you wear a lot of v necks. No, no, no,
my shure, don't not my bagyo, not my bag? Uh?

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Okay, I saw you have toI saw one. I just remembered it.
You have to stay in a roomfor one hour to get ten million
dollars. Which anim are you choosing? A lion, a bear, a
tiger? Oh? My hm,So you gotta choose. You're gonna stick

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in a room for an hour,and you gotta choose which animal you're in
the room with. A lion,a tiger, or a bear? Okay?
Is it winter? No? Right? Because she's hoping that they would
be hibernating. It's an inside bear. Wow. Oh man. I feel

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like they're all extremely dangerous, ofcourse, but and they can all climb,
they can all they can all killme. But a lion, I
feel like they are a little bitlazier and hopefully it would just be a
sleep. So I'll choose the lion. Yeah, I'm gonna choose the lion

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because I could, at least inthe room, maybe hide underneath something that
a lion couldn't get to, possiblybecause a lions can't use its hands like
a bear could too. If I'mlike in a kitchen, if I'm hiding
behind the refrigerator, A lion can'tremove the refrigerator. You know what I

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mean. I don't know you mean, I don't think my chances with the
lion gimbi. See like she's usinga room that like has things in it.
I will automatically picture it doesn't likeI'm in an empty room. It's
just me and the animal. Ithink that the answer wouldn't change though.
I'm going with the bear. Whetherit's a black bear, brown bear,

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grizzly bear, kodiak, and abear, red pand of bear doesn't matter.
Well, bear's a bear's bear's bear. I feel like I would be
able to teach that bear some things, like teach you how to juggle maybe,
you know, or play like therecorder or trumpet. Yeah, so
I feel like the bond would bethere and I know, and I could

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teach you something. I don't thinkyou could teach a lion how to juggle,
or a tiger, you know,how to ride a uniciple. Going
with the bear, it's an interestingangle you're taking so much different than Lindsay's.
She was ready for combat. Combating. You're like, listen, I've
seen the circus. But Sigford andRoy figured it out. Yeah, for

(01:54:29):
a while, for a long while, though way longer than an hour.
Right, So from that standpoint ofwhich one could I rationalize with? Because
I like that angle? Is thebear angry? That feels like the bear
might be if he's angry, justgive him a snickers. Yeah, I

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I'll go with the bear. Ilike the chances with the bear, depending
on the dress, might like it. Again, I'm not expecting to get
into a combative state. Right,this is how much could I charm and
be like, just put the dresson. Come on, come on,

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come on, come on. Uhpick one. It's either always over one
hundred and two degrees or always underthirty degrees. And no, Lindsay,
you can't move to the beach ormountains. You're still living here over one
hundred and two degrees. I justdon't like the cold. I'm over it,

(01:55:43):
you're over it. I don't.That's that's why I love it here
so much. I don't like dealingwith ice and snow. Gimbi. Yeah,
I'm with Lindsay on this one.As hot as one hundred and two
degrees. Is I can always geton my bike and ride. Okay,
I could ride to the lake andcool off. I could ride to a
pool and cool off. I feellike just riding around, even though it's

(01:56:08):
like being in an oven. Youknow, I still got that wind blowing
on me. When it's under thirtydegrees. That sucks, regardless. Your
fingertips are constantly frozen and cold andhurting. You know, your body's aching
because it's so tensed up from beingso cold and it's trying to keep itself
warm. Give me one hundred andtwo all day or day, one hundred

(01:56:31):
and two degrees, not that hotunder thirty, not that cold twenty nine.
I mean it's cold, it's alsohot like but it isn't Antarctica.
So I'm pretty neutral on both ofthese. But if I had to pick,
I'm gonna go with one hundred andtwo degrees because I'm just assuming there's

(01:56:56):
no ac and no heat, becausefreezing to death is a thing, and
you can also die like you haveheat exhaustion. But right, I'm gonna
go with one hundred and two degrees. All right, would you rather wake
up tomorrow and discover you've been ina coma for five years, or get

(01:57:17):
arrested on your way into work becausedue to identity theft, you're wanted in
twelve states for felony financial fraud.Oh God, which one, lindsay,
wake up in a coma after fiveyears? Or you've been in a coma
for five years, or get arrestedon your way into work. So I

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mean, so I've missed I'm awake, right, So I've missed five years.
I wouldn't have really known any different. Or now I have to fight
twelve different states because someone stole myidentity. I guess I wake up and
realize I've missed out on five yearsof my life. I guess I'm picking

(01:58:03):
the coma gimbi. Yeah, howabout a felony on your records? Bad
news, man, I mean it'shard to get over something like that.
I really limit you to a lotof things when you've got a felony.
So and you're wanted in twelve states, I'm good. I've really tried,
really hard past I don't know,twenty five years of my life to stay

(01:58:24):
away from the law. So let'sjust keep it that way. It's gonna
be real costly, right, medicalbills will be pretty costly for being in
a coma for five years. I'mI. I mean, they're picking you
up because the DA has looked atit went uh huh. I feel pretty
good about this, But being ina coma for five years, you're not

(01:58:47):
gonna go up from down the worlddon't look like it did five years ago.
The family members don't look like theydid five years ago right now.
Ever, many things are familiar afterfive years. I'm gonna pick the twelve
felony. Oh god, because one, if I go to jail to nonviolent

(01:59:12):
crime, I'm going to a resort, Okay. Two, I feel like
I could prove I didn't do anyof those things via computer records. A
lot of chief stuff on my IPtracking, you know what I'm saying,
a lot of cooking recipes. SoI feel like I can just turn over

(01:59:35):
my laptop and show that that's notme rather than confusion, possibility of people
moving on. Yeah, and alsothere's a good chance we all might be
in a coma right now. Igot one. I got a question,
what is the best item that youcan buy for six bucks? Six bucks

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dollard? How'd you get to six? Yeah? I made a purchase yesterday
for six bucks, okay, andwe and when I got home, I
said, this is the best thingyou can buy for six dollars okay?
And it was a rotisserie chicken fromWalmart Dinner Swisser. Well, for someone
who touts Costco a lot, yousure are wasting your money buying a Walmart

(02:00:21):
one. I actually like there's better. Costo chickens are only good when you're
walking in the store. They stillgood. I don't know, I'll have
a good rotissar chicken. They dotoo. It seems like every time I
get home, like that smells deliciousand I take it home and it's all
just fatty and greasy, and I'mjust like, this is not No.

(02:00:42):
You got to take it out ofthe tray and you got a piece of
the part. Yeah, rotistry chicken. Yeah, so good, best thing
for under six bucks can be forunder six bucks or six bucks or six
bucks. I mean I could goto a liquor store and get a pine
for six bucks or a bottle ofwine for six I'm not saying it's gonna
be the greatest, but no,but that's the question. It works though,

(02:01:08):
So yeah, for six there's notmuch you can get for six bucks,
protisserie chicken. Yeah, I'm goingI'm going with the cheap bottle of
wine. Yeah, what wine is? Six bucks? Ripple night Train?

(02:01:30):
All these a lot, don't theyhave? They do, but they're not
good. I'm gonna go with aclean pair of socks. Okay, one
pair, clean pair of socks.Fair. I can't speak with exact dollar
to know if they cost exactly sixbucks, but I feel like I could

(02:01:53):
buy one pair of socks for sixbucks. Hmmm. And it's a good
feeling to put on a new pairof socks. Yeah, very few,
very few things. Uh, Okay, this is gonna be a tough one.

(02:02:13):
What's your favorite under the radar band? Currently? Mine is Red Clay
Strays. Hmm. I don't knowif I have an under the radar band.

(02:02:36):
Have to look at something that I'verecently downloaded, but oh I have
like I like that, Okay,is it under the radar? But I
don't know. Yeah, I don'tknow. Pass I don't really have one.
I'm gonna say either John Woolf orthe steel Woods. Either one of

(02:03:00):
them is pretty solid. I'm gonnago with Lake Street Dive. Okay,
That's what I'm gonna go with uhto tell the truth? Nine one eight
four six? Okmo d what's amust have item to float besides alcohol and

(02:03:23):
weed? Uh? Sunscreen? Okay? Water float floating. I thought we
were not doing that, but like, yeah, a floaty all right,
something to float on. Yeah,even if it's the little things over your

(02:03:45):
arms, right, something to keepyou in the water. Well, let's
here's another version of that. What'sthe one non essential item you can't live
without? Lindsay, mmm, hairstraightener or any hair product. Probably,

(02:04:08):
so as long as it's like anoil, you're good because it's only one
thing, right, Yeah, gimbi. Yeah, it feels like a fair
answer from you. Yeah, Ican deal without the alcohol reafer man.
Yeah. Air conditioning we learned yesterdayit is not essential and the landlord is

(02:04:30):
not required to have one in yourhouse. Yeah. Point, that's good.
Yeah, like looking at vacation spots. We've looked at places and if
it doesn't have AC, I'm like, come out, I gotta have my
AC. Yeah. It makes ahuge difference. Ah. Uh. Was
it Minne Applois over the weekend andthey had rotisserie chicken restaurant A little strange

(02:04:50):
for me, but they paid theiremployees seventeen to twenty five dollars an hour
and you were told not to tip. I'll support any restaurant run the ons
that way. Also, it waspretty good. Yeah, there's a place
in town. There's one called CharredChicken. They do retisserie chickens, really,
and then there's another one. Man, I don't remember the name of
it, but they do these fullchickens and they're covered in like this honey

(02:05:12):
Asian five spice thing and your handsget so sticky. Man, But it
is a show. It's so good, right man, I can't remember the
name of that. Uh. Ifyou had to cancel one thing in society
today, what would it be?For me? It would be the over
abundance of genders. What does thatmean? Well, you got male,

(02:05:33):
female, and then there's all theseother ones that go along with it because
they can't decide which one they wantto be. It feels like a little
grunt like grumble grumble, get offmy laune, all right, lindsay,
Yeah, social media, it wouldIt would take away a lot of problems,

(02:05:56):
probably especially for parents and their teens. For me personally, can gimb
argue with them. That's exactly whatI was gonna say social media it is
a cesspool and we don't need it. Twenty four hour news okay, also
in the same statements you guys madebecause they've got to make up news for

(02:06:17):
twenty four hours, right, andpeople go, oh, this is news
rather than nope, they've got tofill twenty four hours. Yeah, all
right, we got to take abreak. We'll be back. If you're
listening to The Big Man Morning Show, this, he's Tulsa's Morning Shown.
He's KI Good Morning, It's TheBig Man Morning Show. Six oh,

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K M O D. You canalso text the mms and then what you
want to say to eight two,nine four five. US Day has put
out a list of the top tenaccording to readers fast food chains. And
there's no way you're going to guessnumber one. Okay, not a chance,

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but go ahead, give it ashot. Is this going on?
Our rules has to have a drivethrough? Yeah, to be fast food
che yes, okay, Arbi's okay, uh RB's is not is number ten?
Oh, let's say Jack in theBox. Jack in the Box is

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not in the top ten. TacoBell number seven, Okay. With that
being said, KFC number two,it's my kid's favorite, one of them,
of my kids, your middle noLeo's favorite is kfc Oky, keep

(02:07:53):
guessing Wendy's. Wendy's not on thelist. I'm gonna say, Carls and
you're knowing it's not on the list. Not on the list, but because
sometimes these two get lumped together,but in certain parts of the country,
they're not together, right, andthat is Hearty is number five, Okay,
I would accept that. Burger Kingnot in the top ten. Yeah,

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and I don't think that clown ison there either. No, not
in the top ten. So Iam going to say, oh hell,
it just slipped my mind. Steakand Shake not in the top ten.
Del Taco number one, Wow,job, get some cold. Cuss so

(02:08:37):
cold. It is not good.It's it's fine. It's just if we
were out and about and they're like, hey, there's Del Taco you want
to go in there, I'd belike, okay, yeah, but if
you go, hey, where doyou want to go eat fast food?
I go anything, but don't talkright right right. I get them late
at night, you know, aftera night of drinking. They're taking are

(02:09:00):
really good. I've had them onetime, bone sober and I was not.
I was not pleased. Then.I think it's weird to serve fries
with your tacos. H that justblows me away. But they, you
know, they they have something foreveryone. I mean, they'll have fries
on their menu now, but thoseare nacho fries, which are delicious.

(02:09:22):
And I get it, we're justtrying to think of ways to make extra
money or whatever. I just don'tI don't think fries belong at a tacos
tan No, that's just me.But they also have burgers. Yeah,
they burgers don't belong at taco joint, True dead and Boba t by the
way, that's weird. We're justhitting all the angles. Huh yeah.
So all right, So Arby's wasnumber ten, and then Del Taco was

(02:09:45):
number one. So all right,so I'll start at number ten so we
can go through these because they Ithink there's a lot of weirdness on here.
Number ten Arby's. Arby's is good. That will That's on my go
to list for sure. Not onlydo they have good roastby sandwiches, they're
sliders. Their market first sandwiches arereally good as well. Fits still on
the menu. Number nine Zaxby's.Oh god, Zaxby's is fine, but

(02:10:09):
in terms we've had this conversation beforein the chicken strip world. I think
they're trying to catch up. Mmhm, as far as I'm concerned.
Number eight Popeyes, Okay, Ifigured that'd be a little higher. That's
my point. We're talking about chickenstrips. I think to put Zaxby's in
Popeyes next to each other is anabomination. Right, well it Popeyes is

(02:10:31):
more than just chicken strips, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, they're
more of the KFC, but aspicy KFC Zaxby's is just chicken fingers.
Yeah, not good ones. Andbut I would put that above KFC,
which was number two, right uh? Number seven, number eight Popeyes?
I said, number seven Taco Bell. I think that's acceptable. Yeah,

(02:10:54):
yeah, I'm happy with that.Also in the go to for me,
number six, a bunch of liarsthat did this poll. Captain D's.
Oh god, well, I mean, I'm sure that not all Captain diseases
are disgusting. Lindsey leaned back inher chair like she was ready to make
it an argument. You never hadit. But someone told me over the

(02:11:16):
weekend that if you like long JohnSilvers, which I love Long John Silvers.
I I just hate myself after Ieat Long John Silvers. I've as
I was told, eat Captain G'sbecause it's better. So I don't know,

(02:11:37):
but I've never had it. Nowthat's like saying, hey, if
you like if you like burgers,I feel like McDonald's burgers, you'll love
another place burgers. They're not thesame, right, No, no,
no, no, Long John Silver'sover Captain D's all day, every day.
Number five Hearty's number four in andout burger. We don't have one

(02:11:58):
here, and I'm never eaten one. No, but I can't. I
can't. I can't testify to thatit is normally at the top of a
lot of lists. Yeah, asbeing a great burger, I am with
you. Never had it, can'ttell you if it's good or not.
Number three Chick fil A totally appropriate. A lot of people love it it
constantly. Mine always aligne number two, KFC, number one, Del Taco.

(02:12:24):
I figured Chick fil A would be, you know, up there,
number one, not number three.Uh, Chick fil A was number one
in twenty twenty three. Del Tacowasn't even in the top ten. I
wonder what changed they started serving thatbowl of tea. Yea. They been
around for forever. Del Taco yeah, yeah, because it was a West

(02:12:45):
Coast thing before I moved out ofhere, right yeah, yeah, But
this feels like the readers were like, let's get them. Like somebody went
on Reddit. It was like,let's mess this up. Yeah, they
sure did. Let's put a littleDelta Taco on there. You know who
doesn't get enough love on these poles, They'll taco. Let's boost him.

(02:13:07):
You know what I like watching onTikTok is food watching like people review fast
food. Like there's one guy whodresses up with this joker and he reviews
burger like fast food places, andit's I don't know why I like the
places eat I'm like, yeah,but for some reason, watching him eat
it and go this is pretty good, all right, Getting somebody else's opinion

(02:13:28):
even though you've already eaten. Yeahyeah, and you're like, okay,
I know what that big mac tasteslike. Or he's like their fries aren't
very good or they're not crispy,which I'm like, well, hold on,
don't who knows when they were madeor whatever. Feels a little but
one sided, but not just himthere's a bunch of people reviewing fast or

(02:13:50):
who's our guy though with the handa little flappy hands. Oh yeah,
I couldn't tell you his name,but I like watching he likes everything.
He's just happy to be eating.Yeah, he's just glad he can use
part of his hand to eat,you know, like, Yeah, there's
a special needs person I've watched thatreviews food. I'm never clear on what

(02:14:13):
the review is, but I don'tknow why I watch it. He looks
happy, he does. Why didyou send me that video the other day
because it was hilarious and I wantedto send it to you. So they're
doing this, it was funny talkNow and after I sent that to you,
there's a lot more of those yeahyou messed up your feet candy salads

(02:14:37):
popping up. And what it isis this particular one that I had sent
to Corban was like it was likea special needs home. I would imagine
it was like the ability where theyhave these special needs adults there and they
come up and they're like, Ibrought I brought you know. It was
like, you know, kit catand they dump a whole bag of kit
Cat in there and the one guygoes up in mews, so I guess

(02:14:58):
he puts some cat tree in there. Yeah. And what made me send
it to you was the lady thatsaid she just seems so angry and didn't
want to do it, but she'slike, I brought gas medicine. I
just want to get this over with. Yeah. Yeah. Or the person
eating beef jerky in the background,just watching everybody and she wouldn't get out
of the way. Yeah. Buthere's the funniest part about that video.

(02:15:24):
And I went down the rabbit holeof all their videos, they're really funny.
There's some really funny ones. Butin the video, this person who
special needs that we society typically discountsas their inability to do things, she
was making a joke to walk outof the shot and dump marshmallows off shot.

(02:15:48):
Yeah. It was like pandering toyour thoughts of what a special needs
person is, right, so funny. It was funny, And I just
texted the gimby. I was like, I want to party with these people.
Yeah, mostly because you know theyeat like four right, it could
bellows, it could be cat food, who knows, Yeah, but you're

(02:16:11):
eating early. Yeah, and youlump people with special needs all together and
they all have the same personalities wedo. If we did a candy salad,
Gimpy would totally be the one tobe, like, I just want
to get over with. Hey,right, here's some toms. Yeah,
toms, you'd bring gummies animals.No, see, you're falling into the

(02:16:35):
trap of like hollow will watch yourHalloween candy stuff. Ain't cheap, man,
You're not wasting it on kids,no way. I savor the gummies
that are in b fridge. Allright, we gotta take a break.
We'll be back. Tulsa's Morning Show'scoming right back to the Big Man Morning
Show, Tulsa's Rock Station ninety.Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning

(02:17:11):
Show nineth of so Kmode. PatioParty number four. It's happening at Jamison's
on Friday seventy first. One hundredand forty fifth will be there from five
to seven. Two dollars fifty centice cold Millerlites will be waiting for you.
Lindsay, what did you learn today? Thanks to Gimpy? I learned
to store my gummies in the fridgeto keep them fresh. And I learned
that Snoop Dogg will carry the torchand he will do that. He's excuse

(02:17:35):
me, Snoop Dogg will carry atorch big enough to keep his blunt lit
throughout the Olympics. Gimby, what'dyou learn today? I'll learn to keep
your staking to yourself. I alsolearn that Corbyn wants to put a bear
in a dress. I'm sure hehas a name. I learned that the

(02:17:56):
future will be decided by mister wiggleson whether I have cancer or not.
And also learn, of course Gimbywants to tame another bear. It's Corbyn
saying, make sure that dishwasher isloaded right? Stop tracking my cycle,
daddy? Can I get a call? Yeah? Now? What the hell?

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Lay me to make the noise interpassworks? Corbyn New messages. The Big
Mad Morning SHO would like to takea minute to thank troops from Oklahoma and
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douchebag bag, little in complete douchebag. We honor and respect you. We
honor and respect you, We honorand respect you. Rock and roll less
Tulsa. We try boys, SoI like to rely on you guys for

(02:19:22):
because you have older children than minecan be still hangs uh with people that
are younger. And so my youngest, my oldest was like, hey,
do you know what a water wieneris? A water do either of you

(02:19:45):
know what a Lindsey's look of concern? Those are all my my daughter's nine.
Yeah, do you know what awater wiener is? I do not.
No, I'm out, I haveno idea what a water winer is.
I would like to think based offwhat I do. I know some

(02:20:07):
lingo. I may not be privilegedto the exact definition or feel accustomed or
whatever, but I feel like Iwould see it pass by, hear someone
say it. I'm not selling that, I'm I'm cool or I know it.
I'm not not what I'm saying.I just see it go by.
My thought is like shriveled up penislike you know, when you hit cold

(02:20:28):
water and it shrivels up. Butwhy would a nine year old know that
that's fair? And that that's alsoa fair question to ask? You know?
So what is the water water waner? It's some water device. It
looks like a wayner, she said, hold on, hold on, don't

(02:20:50):
look yet, I'll tell you itlooks like a hot dog. And I
was like, so, I'm tryingto figure out what she's talking about.
And I was like, where didyou see a water wiener? She's like
on TV? It was like onTV, what are you watching? She's
like, I don't know, someone'son like one of the shows we watched.

(02:21:11):
It's like, okay, I go, I gotta be honest, I
don't know what a water wiener is. Just the side side thing saying the
word wiener is so weird. It'shilarious. It's weird. It's not sexy,
it's not flirtatious. The only appropriatenot even if you're going to eat

(02:21:35):
hot dogs, is saying the wordwiener. Okay. The only time that
you hear the word wiener that iseven remotely appropriate is referring to a doxon.
Okay, wiener dog. Yeah,that's the old Oscar Meyer Wiener.
Yeah, very few people say OscarMeyer wiener. Only when you see the
mobile, right, the Wiener mobile. But they changed the name, now,

(02:21:56):
didn't they? Because I think somepeople found on a defensive So yeah,
yeah, I think it was likeearlier this year or last year they
changed it. About I have tolook into that. I don't know,
but nonetheless, saying the word Wieneris just a weird thing. So here
I am saying the word Wiener overand over with my nine year old as
we're like, you know, shewe're going to sleep, like she's we're
saying good night and just talking righttalking. We're talking water Wieners. Yeah,

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And I'm like, it's a waterthing. I go, I go.
The only thing I know is it'scalled a water banana. And she's
like, what's that. I'm like, well it do you not know what
that is? But like the floatylike though, yeah, it's a long
yellow looks like a banana, there'sseats for everybody, and it gets pulled
behind a boat. Okay, fairenough. Yeah, that's the only thing

(02:22:41):
that I can think that remotely looksanything similar to a Wiener hot dog penis
Otherwise it would be awesome. Ihave a giant hot dog to tow behind
your boat. Though I don't likepeople write I bet it's out there.
You can anything from Amazona And she'slike, no, no, but know
what color? This is? Whatshe says, I know what the color
yellow looks like. This don't looklike uh ah, doc okay. I'm

(02:23:07):
like, okay, but it isyet long. She's like, does that
have the is it yellow like withbrown spots. I'm like no, She's
like, it's not that. I'mlike, okay. So I tell my
wife. I go, your daughterasked me about a water wiener. She
goes, what what's that? I'mlike, okay, so you don't know
either. She's like, no,I guess we're gonna have to circle back

(02:23:31):
and find out what a water wieneris. Well, I couldn't wait till
later, so I did look upwhat a water wiener is, and when
you see it, you will go, I know what that. I know
what that is. Here is awater wiener. What the fuck is that?
Hmm? Water? Well? Isthat? It's from the people called

(02:23:56):
super Squirt? I know? Andokay, okay. You fill it up
with water and you you just yourbelly and pullet it squirts water. How
weird is this? Who came upwith that? Weird? And that's a

(02:24:16):
horrible name for a toy, Achildren's toy, yeah made, It's called
the water Wiener, super Squirt,the water water weaning thank you. Yeah,
water like that would have made adifference, like I would have been
like, oh, yeah, Itotally know what you're talking about. Now
you're making it crude. Yeah yeah, no either way, weird still a

(02:24:41):
bad name, right Yeah, yeah, I got kids? Has no,
I told you super squirre right,So okay, I got I got to
the conclusion just some of the funnyconversations I have with my nine year old
who she was now like learning aboutthings and people and developing her opinion and

(02:25:05):
things like that. Okay, andso we had a nice conversation about water
weenie water Weeney's. Okay. Inever had to worry about anything like that,
to be honest with you, ButI don't know. I just never
had any weird, awkward conversations likethat with the kids about what water weenies
are or the fact that they wantedone. She never said she wanted one,

(02:25:30):
She was just asking if you knewwhat it was? Yeah, fair
enough. Yeah, well are yougonna get her one? She also brought
up this is how her mind works. No, this is uh, because
I don't know where we're gonna putit, like we don't have a pool
or any like, I'm not Yeah, and so she also moments thereafter her
mind shift to remember we were leavingfor Cabo. That man that talked to

(02:25:52):
us when we left, okay?And I was like, nope, I
don't I don't remember, because youknow whatman, the people at the ticket
counter, the man at the gate, the people welcome to us on the
PLAYE like, I don't know.There's a number of people there. Anybody
could have been. She goes,there were two people we talked to.

(02:26:13):
I was like, okay, okay, sure which one. She goes,
well, one of them. Yousaid, what's up? Man? Like
you knew him? And I waslike, okay, yeah, a listener
recognize me. We did the what'sup? Man? Gotcha? Gotcha?
And she said how did you knowhim? And you told me through work.

(02:26:35):
I was like, yeah, helistens to the to the show.
She goes, yeah, but howdo you know him? Fair point?
I don't know him like that,but I know who he is because he's
listened to the show. She's likeokay. And then the guy right as
we got on the plane, andI couldn't remember, but it hit me
this morning. It was a guylike you know, how everlready corrals around
waiting and they're like and he wassitting and he goes, what group.

(02:27:00):
Are you when he said group sixor five or whatever it was, and
he's like, yeah, I'm groupseven, and then some sort of banter
small talk that I do not recall, right, and I was like,
not sure why this person, butto the point being she transitioned quickly from
super squirts water weening to this mantalking about us, And now I'm trying

(02:27:22):
to draw all these conclusions, likewhy is she bringing up these two things
together? What's going on in yourlittle head? Yeah, but they don't.
That's not how they don't run together. It's just happened to be all
over the place. That's not okay, no fun. Yeah. Well,
I'm surprised that you you had thesmall talk with the guy, because you're
not one to have small talk withguys or anybody really for that fact.

(02:27:43):
I mean, I could be cordial, right to me. Small to me,
that's not small talk. Small talkis we have a conversation, right,
you're sitting not exchanging pleasantries. I'llexchange pleasant sure, Yeah, anything
longer than forty five cans. We'renow in a conversation and there's no need
for that. What is your goto to get out of something like that?

(02:28:05):
When you're with a stranger on aplane. And then he's like,
he starts up the conversation. Yeah, we're in group seven, and man,
we spent about five days down hereand we had a great time.
The lazy River's fantastic. I'm nota big fan of, you know,
the armed guards at the you know, in the watch tower or whatever.
Right, but he keeps rambling on. So what's your go to to get
out of there on that one?Yeah, that's crazy, man, Yeah,

(02:28:31):
yeah, you don't have to talk. If usually people that start up
those conversations like to talk or liketo hear themselves talk, and if you
just let them talk, you don'thave to say anything, let them run
themselves down. Yeah, yeah,and yeah, I hear you. Man,
that's crazy. Yeah, a lotof that's crazy. No way,

(02:28:54):
okay, see you later, goodluck on your travels. Yeah. And
then sure, as the sun fuckingcomes up every day, we're in our
seats getting situated, she's like,do you have the thing? And I'm
like yeah, And he walks byand he's like, hey, man,
fuck, that's why you don't extractthat. I don't talk to people.

(02:29:18):
I don't need a fucking plane buddy, Because now you're friends, and now
that you guys are gonna do nothingbut just chat it up the entire flight
back. But he could have beenmaybe he recognized me from the I don't
know, one hundred different things couldhave been just nice. Could have found
my wife attracted, could have foundmy children. I don't fucking know.
But I just nothing wrong with like, hey, do you know what time

(02:29:39):
they're borning and going? Yeah?Like in ten minutes? Okay, cool?
Right, right, I leave itat that, that's fine. Like
where are you going? Right?You live in Dallas? Then where are
you going? Never been? Doyou like it there? How's their food?
Have you been any where else?I had a friend once that went

(02:30:01):
there. You're like, Oh,for the fucking Jesus of me, come
on, where are you from?Oh? Worst worst question. Automatically,
I'm debating multiple answers, and what'sthe one that will in the fucking conversation.
You can't be too exotic, likeI'm from Zimbabwe. Really, I've

(02:30:24):
never met anybody from Zimbabwe before,so I'm immediately like like judging you and
going, you don't look like you'refrom Iowa, but you might know something.
You do look like a Wisconsin iight, okay Canada like, oh never
been. Yeah, you don't havethe accent. Yeah, mother's side.

(02:30:48):
It comes and goes. But I'mreally drunk. See fuck now you're in
it. You're in it. Yeaheah, Well that's a good one. So
that's funny you bring that up becausewe were at a at the resort and
this one guy he kept talking tous over and over because they're usually the

(02:31:11):
same type of people mingle, likethe people that go right away or there
eat breakfast first thing. Yeah,right, typically see them over and over
again. And so we were inthe pool by nine thirty and maybe even
earlier than that. And yeah,I was definitely earlier in that because the
hotel bar opened at nine and Iremember going there okay anyway, and so

(02:31:31):
uh, he was like, hey, good morning. Like that's not a
pleasantries, that's like we're about tohave a fucking social interaction. Yeah,
how'd you sleep last night? Yes? Yes? What is this place great?
Last night? Yes? And souh, typically like my wife like

(02:31:54):
I'm like being the water with thegirls and my wife will be laying out
or vice like whatever. We justand so I'm in the water with the
girls and they're diving for stuff andgoggles, fix my goggles all that other
stuff, right, and he's like, hey, good morning, good morning,
good morning. I'm Frank. Fuckyeah what yeah, I go,

(02:32:20):
ah, nice to meet you,Frank. I don't even give him my
name back. And he's like,yeah, we're here. My son graduated.
We're here for his his like,and I'm like, do I have
a sign? He's like, I'mover here for my kids graduation. This
is where he wanted to go.So, so here we are. You

(02:32:41):
don't say, Frank, who arethese two? Ah? Shit? So
now I'm like, do I tellmy fucking kids' names? Because I think
that's weird to just ask someone's child'snames. Yeah, yeah, but you
could always be like this is Thingone and this is thing too. Yeah.
It keeps the names anonymous, butit makes him happy. And so

(02:33:03):
luckily I married a woman who isvery similar to me in a lot of
ways. And one of them isone stranger danger and two doesn't want to
have fucking small talk. So oneof two things usually happen when this is
going on. She will either tryto interfere to stop the conversation or she's
like, good fucking luck. Thiswas a she got involved once they said

(02:33:28):
or he was like, what's yourkids' names? Whatever? And so whatever,
I say the name and then he'slike, do you guys come to
Cobbo a lot. They're like,shit, how can I give an answer
that's definitive? No? Oh,okay, well I'm a second grade teacher.
I'm like, fuck, there itis. That's why he's being so

(02:33:48):
talkative. He can't help himself.He's around children. That's not a negative
trait, that's just who he isby nature. So then like every day,
I'm now his fucking best friend atChicago buddy. He's like, hey
Corbyn, because eventually I had tospill it. Hey Corbyn, good morning.

(02:34:11):
Yeah. Indeed, why don't justfuck with people in the like what's
your name? Latitia? You know, just fuck with them? No,
that's so that way for the restof the vacation, he thinks your name
is Latitia. No, that's that'sthat's fair, right, except I'm a
fucking horrible liar, So like I'mthat's why I'm just bad at being honest

(02:34:33):
because I can't keep the lies straight. So if I say Laquisha and they'll
be like, fuck, what didI name myself yesterday because I can't remember
people's names, much less a nicknameI give myself. And that's the beauty
of it, because then you justgive him a different name and he's like,
what I thought your name was Letitia, and now all of a sudden,
it's Hobbier. Well, I sometimesgo by both, it's Latitia Hobber.

(02:35:00):
I think that's like why I likegoing to resorts, because when you
get service from the person that's makingyou drinks or whatever, it's very simple
pleasantries. It's like, good morning, what would you like to drink?
Now there's a question I'm ready toanswer. Give him the thing, and
they're like, all right, thereyou go, have a great day,

(02:35:20):
you too, man, I'll seeyou soon. Right, that's it.
That's the kind of thing I'm lookingfor. I don't need, like the
guy making my drink, you know, I don't need him going like,
so where are you going? What'swhere you're from? Where's that? I
don't know? You know what I'msaying, Yeah, I don't. I

(02:35:43):
feel like that's the exact opposite ofLindsay. I think Lindsay would be Frank
on those trips, you the oneto shadow. I feel like both Gimpy
and I would be like talking toeveryone making friends with with the bartender.
I think, well, I thinkyou would, Unsele. I think GIMPI
would solicit it. Somebody asked me, yes, yeah, yes, But

(02:36:07):
Gimpy's pretty much a to himself typeof person in a lot of scenarios for
the most part. I mean,I'm at one of the guys there at
the hotel I was staying at DaytonaBeach simply because he was sitting in his
chair smoking a cigarette and he wasin the way of me getting into my
hotel room. And the chair waslike right in front of your door.

(02:36:28):
Yeah, it was right. It'slike my doors here, and the chair
was right there next to it,but either which way. Mike had to
get up and move so I can, you know, get in. But
he was cool. He saw melugging this big ass fucking cooler into the
room. He's like, hey,let me let me help you out,
and he's like, where's key atAnd I was like, boom, there
you go open the door for me. Boom. We fucking uh, you
know, I got the cooler inthere. And then I was like,
thanks, here's a beer. Youknow. We chatted up a little bit,

(02:36:52):
and that was about that. Iwas about that. I really didn't
talk to a lot of people whileI was I was down there, maybe
the bartenders more than anything, right, you know. But I mean that's
just what you do when you're inthe bar, you know, especially if
you're one of the only ones inthere because it's ten o'clock in the morning
and they just opened up. Soyeah, we do tend to make friends

(02:37:13):
with people wherever we go, especiallyif it's like day two and we're seeing
the same people. Right then it'smore like, how you doing why I'm
just siddy. There's nothing wrong withit. By the way, just because
I don't like it doesn't mean thatso if people have children, because our
kids will just start playing with oneanother in the pool or what, I
don't even do that. Yeah,I don't even do that. Yeah,

(02:37:37):
because our kids are playing together,I gotta fucking make pleasantries. Well yeah,
now they're on a fucking play date, man. Yeah no they're not.
They're in a community area. Yep, yep. That's just how we
roll. Yeah. Again, there'snothing wrong with it. If that's the
way you live your life, Ithink that that's completely fine. But like
one kid started playing with our kids, and like we were playing, like

(02:38:01):
they weren't looking. I was throwingthe sinky things. And then this girl
came out of nowhere like just fuckinginjected herself into the situation, which whatever,
kids are kids, and so shestarted playing and I don't know where
her parents were. I'm not gonnago look for her parents. I'm not
gonna be like, Hi, I'mCorbin, your kid's playing with my kid.

(02:38:22):
Cool. Right, That's a fuckingweird conversation for me. He was
the only guy that I'm only personI really talked to besides the person I
went with, right, But Idid learn like this cat had been there.
He goes been to going there forlike the past twenty five years,
right, same spot, same hotel, him and his old lady. And

(02:38:46):
I was like, well, that'sthat's cool. And then on the fourth
of July he went out and purchasedlike thirteen hundred dollars worth oh works and
just you know, went down tothe beach and put on a fireworks show
for us or whatever. And Iwas like, that's cool. She's got
the right idea. I'm going tobe like Mike, so I'm gonna start
out, I think. I waslike, man, maybe I should start
going here for vacation every year.Make it my spot. How old was

(02:39:07):
he? He was early sixties,Okay, So I was like, okay,
this seems about right. You know, he's about my age. Him
and his old lady came down here, discovered this place, fell in love
with it, and he's you know, he's talking and he's like, I'm
already booked for next year, sameroom, same and everything. I was
like, all right, Mike,I may see you next year then and
then out yeah, man, fuckyeah, are you doing that trip again?

(02:39:31):
You think, yeah, more thanlikely. But I will probably drive
as opposed to ride my bike becauseI've already done that. You wouldn't try
going somewhere whether you driver, goto the bike, you wouldn't try somewhere
else. Get Maybe maybe, Idon't know, maybe like a different kind
of vacation, not so much likea summer vacation, because there's I guess
obviously I want to see the restof the country, in the world or

(02:39:52):
whatever. But you know my parents, you know, they they they went
to Hawaii one time, fell inlove with it, and that's where they
always went. You know, forvacation. And I'm kind of like,
that's not a bad idea. Youlike it, it's good, it's fun,
you know, it's affordable. Whythe hell not, you know,
why go to New York and youknow, bust myself on a budget If
I don't have to, you knowwhat I'm saying, it would be nice.

(02:40:15):
Don't get me wrong. I'm sureI love to go up to Boston
and check that out, but Idon't. I don't know. I just
live by the seat of my pants, you know that. Would you drive
and then rent a bike like aride? I thought about that when I
was actually in Colorado, right becauseI didn't ride my bike up there when
I went to Colorado a couple ofyears back. And that's just not cheap,

(02:40:37):
you know. And if it's it'sone thing, you know, it's
my bike, I know how ithandles. When it's somebody else's bike,
it's just a different beast. AndI'm like, I don't I don't know
if I want that kind of pressure, you know what I mean. We
talked about it when we were inCazamel, about renting a bike and riding,
and I was like, ah,I don't like driving in foreign countries

(02:40:58):
in a car, right, andnow we're gonna do it on a motorcycle.
Right. It's not so much thatif anything goes wrong with it,
it's on me. You know,I've rented enough vehicles in the past and
they're like what they fucking scratch righthere? Mother fuck of that scratching net
was there when I got it?Well, you know, we didn't have
it on it, so it automaticallycomes back on me, and I'm paying

(02:41:20):
more than what I shouldn't know.Yeah, but that's like with a rental
car like that, that's it withanything. Yeah to me, Like when
we went to the Dominican Republic uhA, Aruba. When we went to
Aruba, the number of drunk driversis insane, Like it was crazy.
They have more problems with drug driversthan any other crime on the island.

(02:41:41):
Right. Well, I don't wantto ride a motorcycle, no kidding,
Right, well, all that shitgoing on running around all drunk a shit,
Yeah, for sure, for sure. I have thought about taking a
cruise though, looking in a coupleof years to little four day cruise or
whatever, you know, because weonly get a week. We only get
a week, and so I waslike four days. Wouldn't that bad?
A little Caribbean cruise. You know, I'm not going to fucking Alaska or

(02:42:05):
anything. Oh why not? That'dbe cool too. It seems like a
long ways away and cold. Youknow, I don't know what's the average
temperature in July and Alaska, youknow, like sixteen sixty Okay, yeah,
summertime. I shouldn't have to pack, you know, pants. I'm

(02:42:26):
with you on that one. Asmuch as I want to take in Alaska
cruise, I don't want to dresswarm in the summertime, right, I
should be wearing next to nothing ona beach somewhere, you know, sand,
blue water, not fucking blue whales. Where are you thinking of taking
a cruise? Ah? Some aretropical. Yeah, I don't know,

(02:42:50):
Virgin Islands. Maybe, I don'tknow anywhere. But I want to start
small, like a quick four dayjust to make sure I like it.
Oh yeah, wouldn't don't exactly aweek long cruise, a seven day cruise,
and you get like two days inYou're like, fuck, I'm stuck
and I hate it. Yeah,my wife's trying to talk me into a

(02:43:11):
Disney cruise. I've heard about those. I've had friends that go on those
and there you know, their kidsliked it. From what we're finding,
if you're going to spend money,it's like half of what a Disney trip
would be, right, And theyhave a lot of things for adults and
a lot of there's like you stillget the Disney experience without having to fucking
watch nineteen eighty marionettes seeing it's asmall world, right, or be stuck

(02:43:35):
in a goddamn line for three yearsjust to go one ride. Yes,
yeah, and they go to theirprivate island, so it's like this whole
I'm like, Okay, my cousinused to be the Disney cruise line director
and she said the whole cruise line, like nineteen ships or something. Yeah,
she wow, yeah, And shesays she must be great at planning

(02:43:56):
parties. But when she worked forthem, it was absolutely the greatest experience
for your kids. We never didit, but well that's a shitty cousin
then yeah, right, but shesays, like absolutely one hundred percent.
It is so worry free for parentsand the kids because everything that you drop

(02:44:18):
your kids off for, whether they'refive years old or ten years old,
there's something geared towards their age group. And there's like sit it's completely worry
free. If there is a problem, you can you get a text on
your phone, whatever. You cancheck in at any time. If you're
doing the adult stuff, you neverhave to worry about anything. That's cool.

(02:44:41):
Like, yeah, it's just it'sawesome. And they said it's almost
like being in the in the parks. Well, for me, this is
the big sell for me. Thisis the one that I was like,
Okay, I'm willing to put asidemy feelings of cruise ships for this is
if you go to Disney World Land, people save forever and it might be
the only trip they ever take,so they go and balls out it.

(02:45:05):
Yeah, where a Disney cruise isn'tlike that. Now, I'm not saying
people don't say money and do allthose things. I'm just saying that people
don't make that their big trip,right right. You don't have for there
spending ten thousand dollars. Yes,like I paid this much money. It's
cost me this we're fucking jumping tothe headline or fuck you or fuck that.

(02:45:26):
Where this is a little more feelslike it would be a little more
tame. You have to pull fromyour four to oh one k just to
go yes, right, yeah,right. That's something I thought about when
I first was in broadcasting school.Was being a cruise line DJ. Yeah.
You know. I was like,well, I could be fucking yeah
and explore, you know, Iwas in my mid twenties, why the

(02:45:46):
hell not. But I just hada couple of kids too, so I
was like, oh, you shouldn'tdo that, right, But I think
it'd be a hoop. I waswatching the show and it was a guy
and he we like watching House HuntersInternational and they were in Thailand and the
guy had no experience. He justis like, I have a good personality,
and he found a job in thisresort town in Thailand for an American

(02:46:09):
radio station. I'm like, that'sfucking awesome. It's a party resort,
like Ibeza is right, And hegot a job at this doing American He's
American doing radio in fucking Thailand.Good morning Thailand. Yeah, And I'm
like, that's man, young Corbyn, that's fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

(02:46:31):
All the lady boys shake a stickin yeah, I mean yeah,
I guess yeah, if that's whatyou're into. Also a lot of boy
girls or whatever they're called. I'mtalking about the lady boys. Yeah,
all though I've talked to those thosevets that you know, ventured over there
and the things that those prostitutes cando, just like really well we talked

(02:46:56):
aways like I saw one shoot adart out of her vagina. I'm like,
really, what talent? Man talent? How do you get to that
point in your life? You're like, i'mmnsa start shooting darts out of my
twat? How do you come upwith the thought to think about doing that?
The hips, money, right,money will motivate you to do a

(02:47:16):
lot of things you never do.Ask sketch, Right, that's a brother
Tuesday. All right, we gottatake a break or we gotta end this
before it gets more weird. Yeah, before it gets more awkward. Patio
Party number four is having at Jamison'son Friday. Only one more after that
for the year, So makes youcome out and join us. Two dollars,
fifty mill lights, Jamison's and brokenAer. You guys have a great week up

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