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HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!!! Seeing Manson In Concert Is An Experience, 80s Stars As Comic Book Heros, Some People Can Get Off By Being Tickled, Don't Masturbate In Cemeteries, Beware Of Giant Worms, Willy NIlly, Tazer Time Trivia, Andolini's Stops By, We gave Y ou Beer For Being Surprised, & Check Your Testicles!!!!

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you can hang out with us eachand every day. Good Lindsay, good
morning, Corn, good morning,giveb oil, good morning. We've got
tickets that we're gonna give away today. Five Finger Death Punch gonna be at

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the Walmart Amphitheater. I mean that'sa pretty interesting development. Was that on
there all week? What the guest? Yeah, it's been on there all
week? Okay, I just figureyou know their second act, I know
which plan was. Even though he'sunder scrutiny. Yeah, I think that's
still a pretty awesome pairing. Yeah. Absolutely, I would love to go

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see that group right there, guys, But I mean that's like what on
like a tubesdagers to a pair oftickets see Five Finger Death Punch and Marilyn
Manson at the Walmart Emphatheaters. WeeKevin said that Marilyn Manson was one of
the best shows he's ever seen inhis entire life. Wow, of the
shows I've seen multiple times, he'sgot to be not the best, but

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of that I've seen multiple times.Yeah, it's got to be Marilyn Manson.
Okay, I've seen two more thanI've seen any other band. And
then Metallica, then Marilyn Manson,five, finger Dust, Punch, Corn
Biscuit, Zombie, Yeah, shineDown, And that's no particular order of

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like they're all all these Each showwas amazing. Now, granted, he
like he prefers going to see showsat like the Canes, a much smaller
venue. Yeah, and actually Kanesis his preference of going to a place
to see a show. I thinka lot of people feel that way.
Yeah, but for arena style shows, he's that is his I would say
he would say number one. PickMarilyn Manson in small venues. Marilyn Manson

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for me, Okay, I've seenhim in small venues. It's awesome.
Yeah, I've never seen him likein an arena like to be okay center.
I've seen him a couple of timesat the Brady Tolls the theater.
What a theater setting, Yeah,yeah, which was good. Yeah,
you know one I think first timeI saw him, I was tripping balls.
That was fun because he came outin like this spider costume crawling on

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the stage and I was like,oh my God, and my brain started
to melt. And then and thenwe had him for BMMS Feste. I
think was the second time that Isaw him, and I wasn't tripping balls
that day, but it was stilla good show. He did a it
was like, right at pretty muchthe height of his career. He did
an arena tour, and he didsome warm updates across the country in small

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venues like thousand seaters. And Isaw him in Lawrence, Kansas in a
like one of those pre shows,and I mean they their whole setup took
the whole stage and it was theSpider one yea. And so here there
on this small venue and again they'repretty much basically they're warming up for the

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arena tours, right, and hecomes out on stage and he can barely
fit on the stage and it's kindof awkward, and he knocks over John
Five's gear and they start fighting.They get like two songs in and then
it's over. Oh. So,though I've seen him the most to see
the complete shows I've seen from him, I think it's only two. Yeah,

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you can expect a good protest.Oh, yeah. Yeah, when
anytime Manson comes and I feel he'sgonna be one of those ones in no
matter how old he is, they'restill gonna protest him. I'm like,
the dude's like, what like fiftysomething, sixty something? People protest kiss?
That's true. Do they still protestkiss? Yes? Knights and Satan
service, Yes, that's what peoplebelieve it stands for. HU. Yeah,

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I'm not. I'm not somebody who'sever bought into musicians and their whole
any of them any side any genre. I just don't buy into their characters.
No, because that's exactly what itis, a character, and they're
doing it for entertainment purposes. Onlythe biggest offenders is country music. You

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think so if they're the worst offendersin terms of characters and not being authentically
themselves, Okay, I'm not.That's not everyone, but there are a
ton of people that are musicians thatare just country because they thought they'd make
it in country, right right,And that's not their persona. They don't
own a ranch, they don't owna truck, they aren't cowboys, they've

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never been camping. I'm just right, right, right right. You say
that, And the first person thatcomes to mind is that new cat Shaboozi.
Right. I heard that in abar, the Tipsy song or whatever,
and I was like, well,this is a good little kind of
It's not hippie hoppity or whatever.But I was like, all right,
cool, cool, And then Iheard it on a country station. I
was like, what what is goingon here? But hey, whatever,

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if if that's what it takes foryou to get out there and get started,
yeah, do your thing. JasonAlden is the one that comes to
mine immediately. He is not acountry guy, right, And what I'm
not saying he's not a country areasHe's very successful, great performer, right,
But like this song small Town cameand this is where all that came

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out to fruition, and you're like, oh wait, he's not even really
a country guy. He's about hiscountry as Larry the cable guy. That's
a good knowledge, yeah, becausehe ain't. I mean, if you
can put your political feelings aside.Kid Rock, Kid Rock is not an
urban, inner city poor kid.No, his dad owned car dealerships and

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he wanted to be a part ofa group of people. He wanted to
be a rapper, right. Startedoff as a DJ and rapping. No,
no, no, he wanted thecredibility of a rapper, and so
he tried to He was figured outany way to get into that crowd,
and he did it by spinning records. Right, That's not what he was

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doing, but I'm just saying,yeah. And then he found kind of
being kind of worked, but itdidn't, and then some other things happened
that put him into the forefront.That's why he got a midget and that's
what's skyrocketed him. He's the leastSouthern person ever. He grew up in
Michigan, in Detroit in a richwhite family. He is not by any

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means Southern in any way, shapeor form. Yeah. He lives in
Nashville and has a duplicate replica ofthe White House. That's what he lives
in. Did you know that?It's insane? Yeah? Like what all
good? I have no problem withthat. But in terms of your roots,
of what shapes you as a character, right, right, it ain't
Hank Williams Junior, who was deepdeep South country as it can be,

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right, found that Johnny Cash comesto my right. Yeah, And again
even that is a little, Idon't want to say manufactured but even that
is a little like okay, right, it's it's art, it's music.
It ain't real. But yeah,so we'll give tickets away for that.
We've got Frigiday Friday, We're gonnagive away beer, we want to know,

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a case of Blue Moon, BelgianWhite Ale, and a pair of
tickets to see Mega Death. Howcool is that? That show is going
to be August second at the WalmartAmphitheater two. We've got Taste of Time
trivia, We've got free food Fridayand Willie Nilly. We'll get to that
as well. Coming up, Deadpoolcomes out today. It came out yesterday,

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Deadpool Wolverine. Yeah, yeah,and a lot of people excited about
it. It's I mean, ifyou know the arc story of Deadpool and
it becoming a movie, it's apretty fantastic. And you have to be
a staunch I hate Ryan Reynolds tonot be I don't love comic book movies,
and I think Deadpool is fantastic.It's solid, it's solid. It's
one of the only like usually tryingto articulate here, usually when a sequel

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comes out, the sequel sucks worsethan the original. Right, It's just
not but the sequel for Deadpool Ithought was better than the first one.
Yeah, and I'm excited to seethis one here because he's always been wanting
to do something with, you know, Wolverine, and I am not educated
enough on the comic book character rivalries, but this is more of Jackman and

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Reynolds wanted to do this. Itisn't a it's not a true comic book
storyline, is it. Well,here's the fun thing about that. Like
I was watching X Men Origins theWolverine story, and this is how Wolverine
became Wolverine, right, how Loganbecame Wolverine. And there's a fight scene
in there, and there's a groupwhatever they're all working together and Wolverine or

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Logan's part of it. Da DaDa Da dad before they became super And
I'll be damned if Ryan Reynolds isn'tin that movie with his Deadpool swords before
it becomes Deadpool. So they didwork together way back in the day.
So Ryan Reynolds was Deadpool before Deadpoolmovie became a thing. I was in
the work, absolutely, huh.Absolutely. I didn't catch it the first

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time I saw this Origins movie,and then I looked at I was like,
is that right? It sure isRyan Reynolds as Deadpool, but he's
not in the Deadpool costume. He'sjust Ryan Reynolds, but he's got Deadpool
swords, you know, doing things. I was like, that's pretty badass,
because my understanding of the whole RyanReynolds Deadpool thing is he had been
lobbying to try and get the rightsto do that for a long time and

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they wouldn't release it, and thathe did Easter It, tried to do
Easter eggs leading up to like makeappearances because he was trying to lobby that
there was a demand for Deadpool,right, Yea, As far as I
know, he wasn't. Deadpool wasn'tlike a major comic book character until Ryan
Reynolds takes over and does his thing. Oh, I see again, I

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don't. I don't know enough.But my understanding his Deadpool was a big
character but just wasn't made into amovie and there were no plans for it
to become a movie because of hishe's so medieval. Oh he's like the
Punisher, like evil. Yeah,but the Punisher wasn't really evil. I

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mean, he was doing for good, wasn't he. He was going after
bad guys and taking them out forthe better good. I know, I
don't know. There's no movies Iknow that, Yeah, I mean some
of them are. They just neededthe right person to take on Deadpool.
I don't disagree with that. Yeah, the wrong actor or the wrong director
can ruin a superhero character. Lookat how many times they had to make

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the Hulk, right, There waslike four Hulk movies and Norton was one
of them, right, and therewere several other ones before it finally settled
on this guy that they have recently. Who is it now? Is it
Eric Banner or is it I don'tknow, To be honest, I don't
even think I think that that isjust you can't duplicate because it's really not

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at Norton, right. It's justnot because they make Hulks so much so
animated it because it doesn't matter whoplays the Hulk, right. But still,
when it's Bruce Banner or whatever hisname is, you know that's where,
really, you know, no actorcomes in. Nobody wants to see

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Bruce Banner right, right, Nobodywants to watch the Bruce Banner movie.
You're it's like watching NASCAR for thepart that everything's fine. You want the
Rex and the Rubbin and all thatother stuff. So you want to see
the Hulk turn into Hulk and whatmakes him the Hulk? Yeah, it's
true. You wouldn't like me whenI'm angry. There was a I just

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saw a thing. Let me seeif I can find it real quick.
Where AI did? They? Somebodymade AI take eighties characters and made eighty
stars and put them in DC movies. So like people that were stars in
eighties movies, and they were like, if they made a those DC movies,

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then like what actors a I thoughtwould play which character? Right?
Okay? So Harrison Ford so likeHarrison Ford as Superman? Oh okay,
that might that might have worked.Harrison Ford Superman. I don't know.
He's not chiseled enough. Christopher Reeves. Christopher Reeves had a perfect Superman because

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he had the well chiseled face anda you know, great physique to go
with it. He really did,you know. But I don't think Harrison
Ford Indiana Jones, really I don'tthink. So. I don't disagree.
In classic superhero drawing, you wanta chiseled superhero, yes, but in
real life and real people even Ithink Harrison Ford would fit the bill.

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Look go back and look at thevery first Superman on the TV series,
way back in the Black and White. That guy well chiseled, good physique.
This again, this is I gottaunderstanding in this Patrick Swayze as Flash
He's gonna dance everywhere. I meanPatrick Swayzey didn't dance and everything, and

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he was pretty buff. But inthe picture that I'm seeing, he not
as buff. It's a I know, it's not really whom Arnold Schwarzenegger as
Batman. I don't like it.He barely pulled off mister Freeze. He
would have been a better Hulk.Yeah, I would agree to cliche better

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than Yeah, he can't. Hesounds like partially deaf Blue Ferigno. Nobody
knew he was deaf, And thenwhen you piece together the it's like when
you find out It's like when youfind out that you know, eating six
pounds of cheese makes no sense,but if we can melt it down,

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it sounds awesome, or like I'mnever going to eat seven tortillas in a
row. But if we can breakhim up into triangles and fry him,
I'm all in right, right,you wouldn't need a dozen hard boil your
eggs and then you know, bulthim up and put your billing in there.
A dozen eggs is no. Yeah. And so when you find out
Lou Farigno was deaf and that's whyhe kind of sounded the way he did,

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you went, oh, no,they were that's not okay. Uh.
And then Dolph Lunger and as Idon't know what this character is,
the guy with the fish skin.Yeah, the worst superhero ever? Yeah?
Uh? Share as Batgirl our catwoman. I guess that's a share.

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It's a young share again, it'sa it's a it's ai. Have you
seen, by the way, haveyou seen Halle Berry post on Instagram about
uh trying to I don't know,she's not really. She's wearing cattiers and
a thing on her eyes, butother than that, she's just posing an

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underwear and she looks Yeah, shelooks fine. She looks fine, but
she also doesn't look like that anymore. It's kind of a weird post.
What you think? What did yousee? It? Good on her?
I guess I mean she's to me, I mean she's still hot. She's
got a cat bro. Yeah,I'm for it. Yeah, she's still

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hot, but she doesn't look likeshe did back in the day. No,
she looks not No, it's nota thirst trap picture. No,
you go, yes, dot dotdot for sixty damn near sixty. H
you go, she looks good?Yeah. Yeah, Well it's almost like
a nice salutation. You're like,you're just like saying it to be nice.

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It was. It had a littlebit of Britney Spears vibe, like
less crazy though, right, Idon't know, dude, Like you look
at Brittany you could see the crazyin her. The anniversary of the of
her clip train that yeah, yeah, uh oh, what's his name?
Who is the the villain in HomeAlone The Wet Bandits? Joe Peshy as

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mister Freeze. Oh way, youcan't take that short actor and seriously as
the villain of anything except for aWet Bandit. It's terrible. H Sigourney
Weaver as wonder Woman. I couldsee that, Yes, I could see
that yet yeah yeah, and thenI think this is brilliant and it's a

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missed opportunity. I don't They hadto have approached him at some point.
It may be a little cliche,but at the height of his career.
Jim Carrey as the Joker, Ohyeah, I mean he did do the
Riddler though, so, I meanhe was a superhero villain, just probably
the wrong one. I mean,I'm okay, they're superheroes. He could

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come back as any other character whocares. But was Jim Carrey around in
the eighties or was that nineties?Yeah? Nicety. I mean he was
alive in the eighties yet, yes, and he was doing things, but
he didn't get big until the ninetieswhen In Living Color came around, when
he still went by James Carrey.If you remember, Carrie, We've been

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watching the Sonic Hedgehog movie series,right, which is pretty it's pretty good
for you. Good good message anyway. Uh, he's the same character as
the villain in Sonic the Hedgehog ashe is in every He's the Grinch,
Yeah, he's the mask. Yeah, he's the cable guy. Like,

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hey, I got like the wholething. You're like, ah, I
love Jim Carrey man. Anything hedoes, You're like, I'm laughing.
You know who you're gonna get.Even with his Biden impression, it's the
same kind of style character. Andhis best role ever is Man on the
Moon because he is not Jim Carreyin that. Well, neither is he

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in The Truman Show either, He'snot. It's a good point him Carey
in that his serious roles are someof my favorite, my favorite movies he's
ever done, I can agree.I think Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
though an indie dark move like psychologicalmovie, is I think a great
movie. He's great in it.Yeah, what was that movie? Is
it? Thirteen? What's the onewhere he plays twenty three and twenty three

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three? Yeah? That I haven'tseen, so I don't know. Yeah,
that's a little darker as well.I've only watched bits and pieces of
Yeah, I can't I remember thetitle. I can see the I can
I can see the cover, butI can't really remember the film. All
Right, we got to take abreak. We got tickets to five Finger

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Death Punch with Manson, who willbe alt the Warmart Amphtheater will give those
away coming up. We've also gotFriggin' a Friday. What's the biggest surprise
You've gotten? Bmms and what thatis? To eight two nine four five,
A case of Blue Moon, BelgianWhite Ale and pair of tickets see
Megadeth at the woman and empatheater couldbe yours. So text us the answer
to that question, what's the biggestsurprise You've ever gotten? Bmmss and what
that is to eight two nine fourfive. We're gonna take a break and

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we'll be back. If you're listeningto The Big Mad Morning Show. This
he is Tulsa's Morning Show ninety sevenkm Olton, Good morning. It's the
Big Mad Morning Show nine one eightfour six oh k m o D giving

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away beer and Megadeth tickets for trigginga Friday. We just want to know
what's the biggest surprise you've gotten?Send it over to us bm mass and
whatever that is to eight two ninefour five. On Fridays we do news
quikies of just the headlines. It'sit's time for news quakies. World news,
local news and news that just makesyou say, what the Here's Corbyn,

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Gimbi and Lindsay with what's going onnews quakies from The Big Man Morning
Show. In ninety seven five KMODNew York City man claims he i did
water for hours after currents pull himfive miles from Queens to New Jersey.
Dam. Yeah, Water's crazy,Yes, it is just asked. Jeff

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Buckley away farmer admits to having sexwith his animals. Just carry two with
you to the grave. Right,it's a weird flex nudist tackle pirate after
random attack on tourists. He's justlooking for some booty. H Celebrities are

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reportedly swearing by salmon sperm facial treatments. Uh. You know what's interesting about
that headline and the reaction that alot of people give it is you would
be surprised the things that people useon their face. Right, that is
true? Your sin skins so smooth? What's your secret? Semen? Salmon

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semen? You should see the peoplethat get in A related note, twenty
five twenty five percent of people canclimax from getting tickled. I believe that
I don't well fend hi where you'retickling me. No, I don't think

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it'd be a cup Tennessee to dropsex workers from HIV from sex offendery registry.
That doesn't seem right, right?Why were they on the registry?
Right? Nigerian man breaks world recordfor twerking. Somebody's got to get that

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category. Bandits make off with fourhundred cases of meat. Band name Yeah,
bandits. Yeah. Candidate hopes voterscan look past his murder conviction.
I'm a nice guy, I promise. I am an example of how people

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can change. But you've murdered Arizonadad distracted by PlayStation while daughter too died
in hot cars. I just gotto finish this level. I mean,
come on now, the New Collegetwenty five it's pretty badass, right whatever.
And my kids play games, andso I've noticed that. I'm like,

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hey, pause and they're like,what's that? Like, there's no
some of these games don't have pause. I'm like, it feels like a
giant flaw. Yeah, by callof duty. If you're playing online,
it doesn't have a pause. Itdoesn't. Then you're just standing there and
you get killed. Hide. Andwhen they tell me that Dad just fully
engage, I'm like, I don'tcare. That's me right, Yeah,

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no, no, it's on me. Man hides in Walgreens bathroom until they
close, and then helps himself tosnacks. Did I read that story correctly,
well, gimme kynon. Did Iread this story correctly? Where he
intentionally did this? Yeah? Hid, I can't tell you. The Walgreens
and then got the snacks. Yeah, teen shot killed by deputy after going

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into rage about melted chocolate on hislaptop, which feels like the total logical
teenage you know, breakdown. Ah, you can now smell like your favorite
Stranger Things characters with new candles.I don't want to smell like gormengon?

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And how does a candle make yousmell like something? Right? And why
would you want to smell like anycharacter? Right? They're like teenage kids.
You would smell like what sweat andfeet and and puberty exactly? I'm
goody. Is there a celebrity you'dwant to smell like? I'd have to
smell I'm sorry? Let me phrasethat. Let me phrase that. Is

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there a character you'd want to smelllike? I smell like Cheech and Chong
on most days anyway, So letme going for me. Have you seen
the interview with them? By theway, this is gonna be a mind
This is gonna mess you up.This is gonna this is why I don't
believe people. They came out inan interview and said that a lot of

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that was the bit. They werelike, yeah, we smoked weed,
but just a normal amount, right, not as crazy as you would think
as their characters portray. Yep,it's all just an act man. Apparently
they're coming out with an up andsmoke too. Oh no, that's what
you've got to pass the tour.You've got to pump. It's not a
bad name for a sequel, likeand like to a new group of people.

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It's them old as hell, andI guess they run a dispensary.
And that's about as far as I'veread into it. And I was like,
I don't know if this is goingto work. Is that mean?
Sure? What on family of nineleft behind by cruise ship in Alaska charged

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nine thousand dollars? I mean,if they had to be rescued, I
guess, But damn, you alreadypaid that much for your cruise, and
then you got to pay an extranine on top of that because the ship
left you behind because okay, they'retoo busy in the gift shop. I
just imagine. Yeah, they didn'tleave you behind. You didn't make port
right. They tell you, yeah, they tell you what time you have

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to be back, and if you'renot back, they tell you they're going
to leave you and you have totake on the charges. Well, you
signed a waiver. A woman whowas given the freedom of the City of
London for her disability. Campaigning wasunable to collect the award on stage due
to lack of accessibility. Ramp'd betop of the list, right, Hey,

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where should we have this? Isthere a ramp for her? Build
one? Then one legged man arrestedfor mowing while drunk and possessing loaded firearm.
I would like to see that video. How this one legged man moses
lawn. It's gotta be a ridinglawnmower. It's gotta be. It has

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to be. It wouldn't be hilariousjust to see him hopping out the air,
pushing, trying to push something andhop it's really hard and do that
drunk but ready for any s thatcomes your way. Maybe he's using the
firearm as a crutch, like maybeit's a rifle if you can. Baby

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Saved from Traffickers was borrowed by charityfor photos. I mean just rolling it
for a second. Last one,lindsay Texas rains bring out giant, poisonous
worms that regenerate when cut. Thatsounds terrible, sounds like a movie.

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I'm not afraid of worms. I'mjust not there. Giant. Yeah,
any listen if the If a wormis three times the size of a normal
worm, it's now a giant toocompared to other worms. Sure, giant
to me. No, you seewhat I'm saying. If it's the size
of an elephant, now I'm terrified. Right, even though it doesn't have

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teeth or anything. Yes, makethe worm four times bigger than any other
worm. It's fine. I'm stillgonna I'm still gonna get away. This
is all an argument I've heard towardsme. Costco is selling a meal kit
that could last up to twenty fiveyears. Yeah, it's a pop callipse

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five gallon bucket with food in it. It isn't like, hey, here's
your put together Fahita kit that's inthe cold section that you take home and
warm up. Are they like mrsor something like that. Yeah, he's
like yeah, yeah to a degree. Yeah. Elementary teacher accused of masturbating
at cemetery. That's a weird placeto masturbate. I have this really interesting

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conversation with my wife. Yes,on the surface, yes, but if
he tragically suddenly lost the love ofhis life and you get the urge to
whoop it out, start beating it, come on, I didn't say that's

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a great rebuttal, I'm just sayinggrief does weird things to people. And
to be fair, nobody's going tobe watching. There's never like he happens
to go on the busiest day.It wasn't. Let's not like take the
kids from school day there, right, Memorial day, right field, trip

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to the cemetery. And my wife'sargument was like, then stay at home
with a picture, right, AndI'm like, hey, proximity is really
important, right. We got allthese stories are on our Facebook page at
facebook dot com slash bmms six nineWe're giving away beer for freaking a Friday.
What's the biggest surprise? You've gotten? Case of Blue Moon belgiumide Anil,

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a pair of tickets see Mega Deathcould be yours bmms And what's the
biggest surprise? Good morning, It'sthe Big nine Morning Show nine one eight
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We want to know from you.What's the biggest surprise You've gotten? A
case of Blue Moon Belgian White Aleand a pair of tickets see Megadeth the
Walmart Amphitheater on August second. Whodo we got on the line. There
again, peeple let's gun named Sean. We don't berdrude, you chokester,
you chokester, all right, solet's go ahead and do balls to the

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wall sports with Lindsay as we getHenry connected. French officials say the National
train Service has been targeted by severalmalicious acts ahead of the Paris Olympics.

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The opening ceremony for the Summer Gameswill be this afternoon in Paris. This
morning, French rail officials said arsonattacks aimed at paralyzing the high speed line
network forced a number of trains tobe canceled. The rail service said up
to eight hundred thousand passengers were impactedby the massive attack and are now being
asked to post phone trips. Thetax come as French and international security officials

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are on high security alert for theOlympics. So you know the obviously that
gets them around to some of theevents that are around the country. Right,
what do you think is the furthestdistance that an event is happening from
France? Were looking like miles wise? Yeah, I want to say fifteen

(34:27):
hundred miles nope, one hundred milesnope, eleven thousand miles yeah, the
surfing, it can't happen. There'sno surf in France. So they're in
Tahiti, which is controlled by France, and that's where they're doing surfing.
Very interesting, isn't it? All? Right? Let's see what we've got
now. Is he still there?Yeah? He is far anyway, Hey

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Sean, how are you? Howabout you? Good man? What's the
biggest surprise you've gotten? They hada heart attack on said so sure,
wow, So what were you?Yeah? I've always been like, what
were you doing when it happened?I literally just woke up and was watching
TV and what you just grabbed yourarm or because there's no really, I

(35:15):
didn't really have like the whole lotof chest pain. Most of my pain
was in my back across my shaverblades and uh, basically I thought like
I just had a roll back gasand when I would stand up, because
everything would quit well, then likemy jaw started hurting and I didn't feel
real good, so I laid down, took a nap. Then I woke

(35:36):
up about two hours later and itwas really bad. So we ended up
getting to the hospital and didn't quitemake it before they had to call an
ambulance. So what what occurred onthe en route that you are like,
I got to get an ambulance.Uh. I just started pouring putt The
pain got really bad at that pointin time. It's kind of cold and

(35:59):
clammy, but just not feeling rightat all. And so you someone was
taking you or you were driving.Yeah, my fiance was taking me,
right, And so you just pulledover on the side of the road.
Yes, yeah, we pulled over, called the ambulance. They fired,
truck people showed up. I getlike the first responders. Then they're like,

(36:20):
yeah, you need to go rightnow. The ambulance got there and
they took me to the hospital andwithin two minutes I was in surgery getting
steps. How are you a guywho's like, ow, I'm I'm hurt
or was are were you trying?Do you typically try to tough out pain?
I tried tough all tour my quadtwo years ago, done the whole
rehab thing without any pain pills.So how much blockage did you have around

(36:45):
your heart? One hundred one andseventy and the other wow? Wow?
Yeah, the plastic broke loose andhit the one, my main one,
and it formed a blood clot inthere. Ye, so technically, like
I got really lucky that it didn'tjust instantly kill me. So one of
my good friends died. Yeah,that's that's staff. So what's different now

(37:08):
in your life? Honestly say alot better. I don't feel like my
head's in a park constantly, andI got a lot more energy. So
and uh, I've noticed like myface like pussy luck it was for I
don't know how long has this beengoing on? For quite a while,
I'd say, yeah, well,I'm dude, I'm glad everything worked out

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and they were able to help you. Gimp, go ahead and tell him
exactly what he's gonna get. Ibet that surprise was very surprising. Here's
a case of blue moon Belgium white. I want a parent take us to
see him. I gotta back toyou Colman. All right, So you
have kind of a funny name inour U in our system because apparently probably

(37:50):
one time you said one disparaging thing, and so we gave you a funny
label. I'm now gonna change itto lucky to be alive and that'll work.
Right. I'm hang on line,so giveing you make sure he has
your info right, all right,thanks, all right, man, all
right, we'll be back. Goodmorning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

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Six oh. KMOD can also textbmms and then what you want to
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you join us and you can signup to win that Middle of Light patio
prize back. We're giving away beerfor freaking a Friday. What's the biggest
surprise You've gotten? Case of bloomand Belgian wide all and a pair of
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To be eligible, you got tosend a text answering the question what's
the biggest surprise you've gotten? BMMSand what that is to eight two nine

(39:36):
four five Lindsey, what's the biggestsurprise you've gotten? Well, obviously,
my first pregnancy was a huge surprise, and then get finding out that I
was going to be the mother oftwins was enormous and I didn't think anything

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could ever top those surprises. Howfar in were you when you found out
it was twins? Eight weeks?It was our first appointment, okay,
that we found out we were having, so from the beginning pretty much.
Yeah, yeah. But then whenwe first moved to Oklahoma, it was
me by myself, and then Kevincame later. But one of the first

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people that I met here was agirlfriend of mine who's a single mom and
she has two children and her daughterat the time, she was four when
we met her, and she waspart of our family almost instantly, like
their family was part of our family, and she was. She's grown up

(40:44):
pretty much like an extension of ourfamily as like a daughter. She calls
me her second mom, and mykids have grown up calling her sissy.
And I mean, it's just beenawesome. She's twenty one years old now,
and a couple of years ago wehad a falling out and we didn't

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speak and it was like a partof my heart was missing, and for
my family too. And just thisweek, two nights ago, there was
a knock at my front door andit was her. She showed up at
our door and it was the biggestsurprise for all of us, and that

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was huge, and it was soemotional and it was amazing. And so
that was, most recently, justthis week, the biggest surprise that not
only me, but my entire familyhas ever gotten. It's been so amazing.
Would you have a fallen out overlet me rephrase the stament? Who
was responsible for the falling out bothof us. She started seeing someone that

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I felt like kind of take hadtaken her away from us. They'd moved
away and just didn't want to getto know us. I guess so you
got jealous because she was spending timewith her new boyfriend. No, no,
not at all, No, notat all. I met him and

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I wanted to get to know him. More. But the feelings weren't mutual.
Does that make sense? The wordsyou're saying line up and makes sense.
Yes, yeah, so is ithis? Should he try? You
think, well, this is anew guy and your new people, right,

(42:44):
at least I know when I getaround new people that I meet for
the very first time, real standoffish, right, And so maybe that guy
is kind of the same way.You just got to give him time to
warm up a little bit. Andit sounds like you didn't to me.
It's this sense of responsibility I wouldhave if I'm dating somebody that I have

(43:05):
to get to know they're friends thatI was unaware of. I didn't know
that was a thing. M Well, because I'm dating you, I have
no care of the friends. Familyfor sure, even family. I think
there's a limit. You got tobe nice, you got to be cordial,

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of course, right, but youdon't have to know every intimate detail
about Get to know feels rather personal. So it was surprised that she showed
up after how long two years?Wow? Two years she's still with that
same dude? No, she gota new guy? No, No,

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but it's been amazing. Well,it's only been a couple of days.
Yeah, wait, she gets anew boyfriend. So when somebody comes back
into your life after that long,do you go all in with them immediately?
Yeah? It was reunited and itfeels so good for all of us.
No, I love the song quote. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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I think it depends. I thinkit would depend on like what it was,
you know, what comes first.You know, if it was just
as simple like got a new boyfriend, lost, you know, spend more
time with this person, blah blahblah, I think maybe, yeah,
you can go on in. Ifthere was a falling out because you slept
with my spouse, you know,and then you want to come back and

(44:30):
apologize, Yeah, that might takesome time. Yeah, I don't know,
two years absent. I've moved on, right, So I'm there'sn't been
like this whole and I'm just speakingabout anyway. And it felt like we
had we all had done that,but there was just something missing for all
of us, and that piece ofthe puzzle that was missing was each other.

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Who who ended it? If whatyou're saying is true that this person
was so important to your life tofulfill it, who ended it? There
was one final reach out by meand it wasn't accepted. I guess,
so I would say that I guessshe ended it. That makes sense.

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Yeah, we're giving away beer forfreaking a Friday case of Bluemom Belgium white
al and the pair of tickets seeMegadeth. What's the biggest surprise you've gotten?
GIMPI, Uh, you know,I thought about this a lot.
The biggest surprise I've gotten was whenI was twenty five and my my ex,
the mother of my youngest, threwme a surprise party. I was

(45:35):
working at the club and she invitedall my friends and everything and uh,
you know, blindfolded and everything.Walk in surprise, big, big hooray.
That was the biggest surprise in mylife until last year at a motorcycle
rally in down there in at theRoot sixty six biker rally. Oh that

(45:58):
is such a great surprise. Whenyou wake up and you go and have
a few drains and you're wondering whereyou go friends at, So you start
searching for her and then you findher getting railed in front of a bus
in front of everyone. And wellthere wasn't anybody around but in the in
the eye, and yes, anybodywho walked by could have seen what was

(46:19):
happening, and I happened to bethe one that happened to see what was
happening, and that was truly probablythe most shocking thing that's ever happened to
me in my life. Occasionally thatstory will populate my thoughts. Yeah,
and the other day it did,and I was like, do you think

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there are people that went to thatrally didn't know you were there? You
were like whatever walked by and sawher boarding the train for Poundtown and they're
like hah. And then went onthe other day and then I heard you
tell that story and went, oh, man, I saw that. I'm

(47:00):
sure there is yeah about that.I laugh about it now. It's sucked
at the time or whatever. Yeah, I'm sure it hurts. I'm sure
there's a little bit of a knifetwist every time that story's told, for
sure. And you definitely. Iwonder if you will go to sleep when

(47:22):
you go to rallies with partners anymore, much less take a partner to a
rally truth truth. I honestly haven'tbeen back since, and it's it's not
because of that or the people thatrun the grounds over there. The people
that run the grounds are awesome todo with them. Yeah, yeah,
it's just uh, I've had alot going on this year and haven't had
an opportunity to to make it backdown that way. Yet if you wanted

(47:45):
to, you could inadvertently blame them, right even though they had nothing to
do with it, did nothing tofoster it, just by association. Right
right now, I couldn't blame themat all. I blame her one hundred
percent. Blame her. I thinkyou can blame her ninety eight percent right

(48:05):
that the other guy's got the two. Actually, I take that back.
You can blame her fifty one percent, right, fifty one forty nine No,
and then he gets about ten andthen it's your dumbass who went to
sleep. Well, when you startdrinking at like eight o'clock in the morning
and you go until seven o'clock atnight, you know now she tried looking
for you? Sure what what whatis she supposed to know? Oh,

(48:30):
I don't know. Not take itin front of a bus. So you're
a good idea. So you're sayingshe'd rather just go into a tent time
right right? How about you goingto I don't know wherever I'm at.
She want to watch oh, Iwouldn't want to watch. Leave them outside,
he can watch. That's not whatyou said. Hey, bring that

(48:51):
action in here near me so Ican wake up. That would be worse
Jesus Christ. Could you? Oh, I don't want to imagine You're like,
what why is it rocking in here? What? Earthquake warning? I
feel like because I've been writing questionsdown in my head to ask you at
some point when I felt like youwere comfortable. This may be a moment,

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and feel free to tell me I'mnot ready. We'll find out,
so I'll just ask the question.At any point when he was showing her
what she'd been missing, quote unquote, right, did she make eye contact
with you? Uh? You know, I don't know. I saw red,

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so she very well could have.But I wasn't paying no damn attention
at all? Whatsoever? Us toobusy trying to throw his boots into the
pond. Yeah. When people getangry sometimes they do the craziest thing,
like yeah, I can't say Iwouldn't do anything different. How much time

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happened or how many steps did youtake before you saw it realized it was
her? Oh, let's see,so I had walked and honestly had passed
the action and didn't realize that Ihad passed the action right. So I
passed the action going towards the camperright. And I go to the camper

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and she not there, right.So I'm like, all right, well,
I'll just circle back around and seewhat happens, see if I can't
find her. And that's when I'mgoing back to the building and I look
over to the bus because you know, when you're looking for somebody, you're
scanning right exactly, and I scanto the left and that's when I see
it. And it was maybe ahalf a step. As I'm scanning.

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I stopped and I said at theloudest I possibly could, and keep nobody
has ever seen me get this angry. Nobody's there. I've seen you're angry,
but never like blood. Oh god. Yeah. Well the people that
I'm with, my friends, mycrew, they've never seen me this angry.
They've never heard me talk so loudlybefore. And I say, as

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loud as I can, are youhave been kidding me? I didn't center
myself. Yeah, I'm sure youunderstand, but uh. And that's when
it's like, zikes, look andI'm like, you know, just lay
into it. Yeah, I know, what the hell is going on here?
Blah blah blah blah blah. Takeyour boot, try to throw it

(51:22):
into the pond. Didn't make itthat far? And uh man, how
far was the pond from where youwere at? Oh? It seemed like
maybe ten feet, but it wasprobably more like fifty I'm telling you what
it comes to. Yeah, tossingcontest. I'm not your guy. I'm

(51:43):
not your guy. To be fair, you had a lot on your mind,
so I would actually would like loveto see how far you can toss
a boot. And I love theidea of the starting the annual BMMS Boot
toss Contest, but that's a separatething. I love it. We'll get
a bus out there and everything.Yeah, and dude, kudos to you
because I you hear stories like thisand people reacting in some way similar to
what you did and not harming thenot andy deframing right right, And that's

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such an impressive feat to be ableto go through to see that. Really
tried to control myself because why Idon't want to go I don't know.
You could argue that you you definitelydid not violently assault them, but he
could also say you kind of tempertantrum by throwing the boots. Yeah,
you're right, I could have thrownhim into the pond. But you know,

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naked man didn't really want to touchhim, you know what I mean.
That's one of those things relationship doesn'tagree. That's the truth, right,
right, But it was the halfnaked walk of shame that I'm most
proud of. Get Go made herwalk half naked all the way back to
the camper in front of God andeverybody, because after I still yell on

(52:51):
a screaming, Now everybody's got eyeson, and now everybody knows what's going
on. Yeah, very humiliating,I mean yeah, so it'd be just
like filming it, right and waitinguntil she notices, right, and then
just laughing and walking away. Andthen she's got to collector stuff because he

(53:14):
ain't gonna console her, right,he's busy looking for his boots. And
then though that guy easily could havetaken the brunt of the abuse whatever from
the uh, the uh innocent victim, right, I don't really blame him

(53:35):
unless he knew right that we weretogether. Yeah, but he didn't know.
That's the fun thing. That's thefun thing because I get from my
stupor and I go and find themand they're playing pool together and she comes
up. She's like, oh,hey, I haven't seen you in so
long. I'm glad you're here.Smoochy, smoochy, And then there they
go walking outside. He knew,he knew. Yeah, well that's fair.

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Listen, it is what everything happensfor a reason. I'm glad I'm
at where I'm at now. Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent way better.
It's all right, Yeah, everything'sall right. We say it all
the time, It's all right,all right, all right, this is
this This is a really interesting textand kind of going fishtailing off of what
happened with Gimpy and his biggest surprise. I like how humans always jump to

(54:22):
what the hell's going on here whenyou obviously know what the heck is going
on? Yeah, right, itis, truly. Yeah. I think
it's because your brain can't compute what'shappening, but your brain also is saying,
make words happen, right, right, right exactly. Yeah. It's
a lot to take in at oneit's a lot to process at one time,
you know, Yeah, yeah,yeah. Do you think you would

(54:45):
have believed it if someone else wouldhave seen it and not you witnessed it
for your own that's a great questionhind sight. So like, let's rephrase
that for people, right, soGimpy can think how he feels on that
that. So you're saying that,like what if Corbin was there, right,
and Corbin's like, Yo, man, I just saw your girl taking

(55:07):
it against the short bus from ashort bus. Yeah, yeah, I
shouldn't have taken a drink at thatpoint in time. Hindsight, hindsight,
Yes, I would have believed them, it believed you if you would have
told me that looking back, certainpeople are like me in this example,
or really anybody okay, honestly lookingback right with the information, with the

(55:30):
information I have at that moment,probably been like, I don't know,
there would have been like, youknow, a twenty five seventy five,
twenty five percent of me believes it, seventy five percent of it doesn't or
doesn't want to. Would you ifI saw it and we were there,
would you expect me to tell you? Because you've mentioned before on things like

(55:51):
it ain't none of my business onother topics, not this one in particular,
but on other topics like when we'vetalked about seeing you know, your
somebody out in the wild and thenthey're cheating. You've said I feel like
and maybe I've got this wrong.You've said like, it ain't none of
my business. Right, that's gossipin my book, right, because if
it's somebody you and I know,and you're like, oh, we'll just

(56:12):
use Lindsay for the example, Lindsaywas out with a man that's not her
husband, right, So I'd belike, that's gossip, la la,
la la la. I don't wantto hear it. But if it involves
me directly, yeah, I wouldexpect you to tell me and then I'd
have to figure out how to handlethat from there. Apparently like he did.
Yeah, yeah, yikes. You'relike, is there a band before

(56:37):
me? Right? Somebody do somethingmiraculous. That's an awfully slow clap.
Right. Oh, so, Corbyn, what's your biggest surprise? The number
of surprises that I've had, uhare are pretty endless. I think I'm

(57:02):
gonna go with being told that beingostracized for my family from my aunts and
uncles because of explaining my experience withmy grandfather and being at Paul Bear.
That would appear to be the biggestsurprise and shock because their family and expect

(57:27):
them not to do that and tounderstand what I'm doing here. But people
be people, man, So forme, it was it didn't take long
for me to get to the placeof like, well, you've never met
my children, right, so thisain't a big loss. Yeah, it's

(57:51):
sad and unfortunate, but it iswhat it is. And the number of
times I've even seen you in mylife I can count on two hands.
So and then to cite things likeyou know, me not using freedoms that
he fought for, Yeah, andit's I I have apologized to them because

(58:16):
I feel like that's the right thingto do to family, right, And
if they feel my actions were wrong, I didn't want to hurt them,
and I've apologized to them, andI would apologize to them again. But
as far as I'm concerned, that'snow on their side of the street,
right. I'm not going to forcethe issue. I don't beg for people

(58:38):
to be in my life. Ifthey came back around. Was like,
hey, bruh, sorry, butwe would like to make amends, would
you. Yeah, okay, Yeah, I'm not gonna hold the grudge,
like no, because there are somepeople associated with that that I still have
fine relationships, the same relationship withthat I had before, right, like
nothing's changed, So yeah, thatmight be the biggest surprise. And just

(59:02):
how like like me and my momthey punished, but not my brother.
He's their favorite. Yes, you'rearen't wrong because he went to school near
there. He spent a lot,like was around them a lot, right,
So but whatever, it's completely differentthan your you guys is and the

(59:24):
ones were there were getting in.But that that was a pretty big surprise
and a shock like huh, likethis is this really happening? But there
are countless other ones we want toknow from you. What's the biggest surprise
You've gotten a case of Blue MoonBelgium, White Ale and a pair of
tickets to see Mega Death BMMS andwhat's the biggest surprise you've gotten to the
phone number eight two, nine fouror five. Take a break and we'll

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be back. You're listening to theBig Men, Good Morning Hits, The
Big Man Morning Show nine one eightfour six, oh K m O D.
You can also text BMMS and thenwhat you want to say to eight

(01:00:07):
two nine four five. Let's playa game. We got tickets to give
away to see five Finger Doth Punchas they are gonna be playing with Marilyn
manson the one right Amphatheater on Augustthirteenth. Get your tickets amp tickets dot
com. We're gonna try and giveaway pair of tickets right now. Nine
one eight four six oh K mO D. You got to take on
Lindsey, who is either rolling overfor listeners are not doing well. I'll

(01:00:31):
let you guys decide. Nine oneeight four six oh kmo D call it.
Decide what category you want? Numbers, percentages or averages? Good morning,
you're on the air. What isyour name, Travis? Travis?
How were you sir? Oh mon? Good good Travis. What category do
you want? Numbers, percentages oraverages? Let's do percentage percentages? It

(01:00:52):
is it's five questions from GIMPI justanswer them the best that you can.
Lindsey stepped out of the room soshe can't hear the questions. Are Are
you ready? I'm ready? Herewe go, Travis. A Komodo dragon
is capable of consuming what percent ofits body weight. A code like Komodo

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dragon is capable of consuming what percentof its body weight. I'm gonna say
sixty percent, sixty percent, Travis. As of twenty twenty two, what
percent of reptiles are at risk ofextinction as a twenty say thirty five percent,

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thirty five Travis. What percent ofexotic pets make it past the first
year? Two percent? Travis?What percent of reptiles die during importation?
What percent of reptiles die during importation? I must say twenty five percent,

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twenty five percent last one year,Travis. Reptiles make up what percent of
all exotic pets sold reptile? Thirtythree percent, thirty three percent, Travis.
Do you own any exotic animals?No, not at all, But
I watched a lot of videos onthem. Oh yeah, I see them.

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Komodo dragons eat some pretty big stuff. Why do you watch videos?
What do you what makes you wantto engage those videos? Uh? Just
going across Facebook and they just peerand I'm like, oh, this looks
interesting or any kind of thing thatposs up. I'll just start watching it,
and then what you watch it onceand then the multiples will start showing

(01:02:52):
up after that, over and overand over. Yeah, that's why you're
gonna be careful. Wh you click, all right, Lindsey. Percentages is
the category five questions? Are youready? Yeah, Lindsay. A komodo
dragon is capable of consuming what percentof its body weight? Ooh h,
forty percent? All right, Lensey. As of twenty twenty two, what

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percent of reptiles are at risk ofextinction? Sixty percent? Sixty percent?
Alright, Lensley. What percent ofexotic pets make it past the first year
exotic pets? We'll say, we'llsay fifty percent, fitty percent. All

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right, Lendsy. What percent ofreptiles died during importation? I feel like
that number is probably high. Seventypercent, seventy percent, all right,
Lindsey. Last one here, whatreptiles make up what percent of all exotic
pets sold? Forty percent? Fortypercent? She says, how do you

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think she did there? Travis?For well, let's find out, all
right? Question one, gimbi.Question number one. A kimodo dragon is
capable of consuming what percent of itsbody weight? Travis said sixty percent and
Lindsey said forty The answer is eightypercent. Travis got that one right.

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He's on the board one to nothing. He needs three total to win those
sixty five finger death Punch with Mansonat the Walmart Amphitheater on August thirteenth.
Question two, as of twenty twentytwo, what percent of reptiles are at
risk of extinction? Travis said thirtyfive percent. Lindsey said, damn near
all of them, sixty percent.The answer is twenty one percent. Travis

(01:04:48):
got that one right. Two tonothing, Travis, one more and you
win those tickets. Question three,Question number three, what percent of exotic
pets make it pass to the firstyear. Travis says twenty two Lindsey said
half of them, thirty percent.The answer is twenty percent. Oh,
Travis, congratulations, man, you'vegot those tickets. You're going to be

(01:05:09):
seen. Yeah. Five finger deathpunch with Marilyn Manson on August thirteenth at
the Walmart Emphatheater. Hang on theline, friend, so you can get
your info. Okay, thank you, thank you job. Question four,
Question number four, what percent ofreptiles die during importation? Travis said twenty
five percent of them. Lindsey said, again, damn near all of them.

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Seventy percent die while being shipped towhere they need to go. The
answer is fifteen percent. Travis gotthat one. Right, is all of
them? Huh? That damn nearalmost all of them. It wouldn't be
a good business model. And aboutthe one that said you know, past

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the first year, which is truethat because with at least with iguanas anyway,
they say, if you can makeit past the first year, you're
good to go. They'll live forfifteen twenty years after that. You don't
know what they're doing, getting acclimatedto temperature, feeding them the right things,
disease that that maybe they encouragd sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right. Question five, lastone, let's see if Travis gets the
quint Clean sweep. The question isreptiles make up what percent of all exotic

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pets sold. Travis said thirty threepercent. Lindsay said forty percent, and
the answer is an astonishing Lindsay stopsthe clint Clean sweep. So at least
you got one. Not enough,though, because Travis got those tickets to
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second. Could be yours and Billis waiting. Hello Bill, how are
you doing great? How about y'all? Good sir? What's the biggest surprise
you've gotten? Last October at oTesco, Swell Up a little bit with
Little Store, went in, hadultrasounds down and I was told it was
cancer. So had it been feelingengorged for a while or you just had

(01:08:06):
a couple of weeks? Okay,how big did it get? Yeah?
About as I said six times?Their reason, it should have been holy
cow, that's like what the sizeof a baseball? Maybe it was close
to it. Yes, hold on, your testicle grew to the size of

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like a baseball, the crossball,and you just went man pick some antibiotics.
Thought that would care ben Apparently likea doctor prescribed antibiotics or you went
to Atwoods. Oh, I hadsome antibiotics from a two take a long
time ago, and so I thoughtI could care it myself. You know

(01:08:51):
what fixes a swollen testicle some ofmoxa syling, right, that's right.
So did they chop it off orwhat they up doing? Yes? Today
is the found out that was cancer. So I told him, He said,
we need to remove it. Isaid, I need to talk to
my in church. He said,no, two days from today you're having
it removed. So so your oldbilly one nut huh, that's it,

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one nut wonder been your nickname fordecades. Hang on the line, go
ahead and tell him exactly what he'sgonna get. And all the biggest surprise
Corbins have I gotten was when hefound out his partner died and he'd be
stuck with us losers. Enjoy caseof blue moon beltium white. Lend me
he's to get sta scene. Makeit out man to you guys, Bill,

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thanks for sharing that with us,and hang on the line. Okay,
ah, thank you? All right? Ask me how big my testicle
hass to get before I go seea doctor? Gor How big is your
testicle got to get before you goand see a doctor? Now, I
don't keep track of its size,but any abnormal abnormality, I'm a me

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imediately going yes, And certain antibioticstreat certain types of things, right,
So it isn't it isn't. It'dbe like dumping oil on your engine to
deal with the exhaust problem, right, right, So let's ask another part
of that question. Yeah, alittle bit of time, if your testicle
started shrinking, right, instead ofgetting bigger, it got smaller, will

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that be cause for concern? Itcaused you to go to the doctor?
Still fair question, Yes, butI think it would have to be dramatically
smaller, right right, right.So let's say it's like a medium size
egg and then you wake up oneday and it's the size of a raisinet.
Is that what you mean by dramatically. So yeah, ok, it
would be harder to gauge, Ithink until it's a point of bridge too

(01:10:45):
far type of thing, right,and again I will I do adjust on
a pretty regular basis, but Ido not speak with authority on the side,
right right. It's not like you'redoing a thorough examination, you know,
Tom Green, Yes, remember that. Even then, I wouldn't be

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like, well, last time itfelt bigger. I'm just being honest.
I'm not getting that that stone measuringtool out every time. Maybe we should.
What if it's a little bit swollen, but there's no itch to it,
there's no pain to it, there'snothing, but the size has changed.

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So a common thing that happens tomen is when your testicles decide they
want to play switcheroo. Oh god, and it can be quite painful.
And I've heard horror stories. Sothere's been times I'm like, oh,
what's what's why is that hurt?Right? Right? Or we're getting the
ropes tangled up here? What's goingon? Yeah? Not even close?

(01:11:53):
Not even close? Right, SoI'm pretty sensitive to that. But a
little swollen, I don't know ifI would even notice, right, Okay,
but we're not talking little. We'retalking six times, yeah, yeah,
no, not double not triple right, not quadruple times? What about

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you GIMPI I mean you don't seethe doctor. That is a true statement.
That is a true statement. Ifit happened down there, yes,
that would be cause to go toan er. I'm not going to urgent
care, right, I feel likethat's definitely an emergency room situation. But
I would definitely go like it's swelllike that question too, it's swelling up,

(01:12:38):
right, and then like I maylet it ride like one day just
to you know, all right,let's just kind of see where this goes.
If it goes down, no needto go. But if it stays
the same or gets bigger the nextday, I'm going to the hospital.
Yeah, as long as I haven'ttaken a kick to the balls. It's

(01:13:00):
like maybe one day, yeah,and I'm going to my general I'm not
going to the emergency room when peopleare in there with blood poorn out of
their lungs and are hacking up alongor what. I'm not that's this feels
not as important. So I'll justgo to my doctor and he'll go,
yeah, that's a problem, gosee your your ologist. How long you
let your husband. Oh, II'd probably call you and say, because

(01:13:29):
I'm not a I don't have apenis, but he does. Yeah,
so just ask him. I don'twant to know about your husband's penis.
But he's more like he's more likeGIMPI like where it's waited out. I'm
probably a day or two and allhonest to call the doctor right now,
in all honesty, I think youor anybody's partner would notice before if you

(01:13:50):
see him when they get out ofthe shower or anything like that. Right,
yeah, yeah, oh god,yeah, I call you off guard,
didn't I have guard? The testicaltalk? All right, here we
go, we're t of the essence. Yeah, we'll get plasted through this.
The House approves resolution condemning Harris forhandling of the border. The House
is approving a resolution condemning VP Harrisfor what Republican lawmakers say is her mishandling

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of the southern border. The resolutioncondemning her as Biden's administration borders are passed
with support from six Democrats. Bidenin twenty twenty one selected her to lead
the administration's effort to address the rootcause of migration. A TikTok challenge forces
Chipotle to increase portion size. TheChipotle camera trick challenge started trending after Chipotle

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customer posted a video of an employeewho added more food to his bowl because
he was being filmed. The videogot over two million views and has inspired
similar videos to get bigger portions.Now. The head of Chipotle says they
are training and coaching their employees tomake sure they are consistently making bulls and
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our customers. Meta's oversight board wantspolicy changes regarding AI generated explicit images.
Among the changes, the semi independentboard wants MEDA to drop the word derogatory
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moved from the bullying and harassment sectionof its user policies and placed in the

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sexual Exploitation Community Standards section. Andthen lastly here TPS students are going to
be eligible for free meals in upcomingschool year. Untils Public Schools is feeding
every one of their students breakfast andlunch for free this year. For five
years, GPS has provided free breakfastand lunch to all elementary students. Now
they're extending it to all students frompre K through the twelfth grade now.

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According to the Oklahoma State Department ofEducation, seventy three percent of TPS students
are low income and qualify for freereduced lunch. This program is also special
because there's no application products process,and students just go through the lunch line
and get day food. The Steelersare already dealing with an injury to their

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starting quarterback. Justin Fields took firstteam reps on Thursday after Russell Wilson didn't
participate in practice due to calf tightness. The thirty five year old was held
out by head coach Mike Tomlin,who told the media he didn't want the
issue to become a bigger problem.Wilson signed a one year deal with the
team before free agency began after hewas released by the Broncos. And that's

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All right, time for Taser TimeTrivia. This is where we have
to answer some questions and if weget them right, we don't get shocked.
If we get them wrong, weget shocked. Last week, Gimpie
was the last one to go,so he's gonna pick the first person that
will be going this week for TaserTime Trivia. It's Lindsey, all right,

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so let's do this. There's thatfor you, and you want to
control a shocker, and we wantthe questions, all right. I'll let
you ask the questions and ask thequestions here. While we're doing that,
we want to know what's the biggestsurprise you've gotten, BMMS and what that
is to eight two nine four fivecase of Blue Moon, Belgian White Ale
and a pair of tickets to seeMegadeth at the Walmart Amphitheater could be yours,
BMMS and what that is to eightto nine four five. Huh Okay,

(01:18:55):
she's still trying to strap it on. You got it good? Yeah,
all right, here we go.Question one, what is the date
of the Devil's Night? What isthe date of the Devil's Night? The
Devil's Night? I believe is Halloween, which is October thirty first all Hallow's

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Eve? Yeah, Halloween, Ibelieve is the Devil's Night. Yeah.
Finally, answer, what is thedate of the Devil's Night? You said
October thirty, first Halloween. Thecorrect answer is October thirty if ohhh,

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yeah, yeah, even said it. Hallows eve ah bummer. All right.
Question two, what makes what colorsmake purple? What colors make purple?

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Purple? Is? Oh, redand blue make purple? I believe
is yeah, red and blue makepurple. This is one of those questions
that you get in your own way. Yeah, because I don't think it's
paink Yeah, No, it's red. Hilarious. I would be doing the

(01:20:30):
same thing, but you go withyour primary colors on that. I believe
red and blue. I'm not gonnaI'm not gonna question myself, my gut
instinct. Go with your gut redand blue. What colors make purple?
You said red and blue? Finalanswer? The answer is red and blue.

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Feel good about that? Yeah,one for one. Question three,
what painter cut off his own ear? What painter cut off his own ear?
Van Go? You feel pretty confidentabout that? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, van Go cut off hisear? Why are you so confident?

(01:21:19):
Crazy? Uh? He was thefirst person that popped into my head.
We learned about van Go cutting offhis ear, and I think, uh,
ninth grade art class eighth or ninthgrade. Vincent van Go was his
first name, Vincent van Go vanGo. That was the first first artist

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to pop into my head? Whocut off his ear? I cannot question
myself finally answer, well, paintercut off his own ear? You said
van Go. The correct answer isvan Go. Do you know why he
did it for art? Right?I mean? No? No? No,
no, oh, he was actuallycrazy? No, I mean I

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guess yeah, I mean you cutoff your own year. You can have
to be. But if I remembercorrectly, you did it for a bitch,
right? Yes? I think heno. No. So there is
a there's a uh An exhibit overhere that Evan Goo Interactive. It is

(01:22:26):
awesome. I haven't been, butI've seen a lot of it on the
tiktoks. It's there's a lot ofyou do go through this winding thing and
you learn about all of his artand stuff like that, and then the
final is this massive room where there'ssome some voice and sounds and they have
basically made this room into all ofhis sculptures. It's really fascinating. He
was known for being quite crazy,and matter of fact, one of his

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paintings he painted it's called the roomis his room while he was crazy,
and of his art when he washe wasn't famous and a good art known
as a good artist. It wasn'tuntil way after he died that his art
became famous because of the push ofhis brother. If I remember correctly,

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he would hear voices. If Iremember correctly the story and he cut his
Yes, that doesn't stop the voices, though, it does if you're not
smart, right and you're like,oh, I mean they used to drill
holes in women's heads when they hadtheir peer because I thought they were possessed.
So there wasn't a lot of sciencebehind all that stuff, right,
So, if I'm remembering correctly,he was hearing things he thought schizophrenic.
But he got into huge arguments withlike his roommates and stuff like that.

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He he was a very troubled soul. Agreed artist, Corbyn, you're going
next, So Lindsay's going to bein charge of the controller and Gimpie is
going to be giving me the questions. I was impressed with Lindsay's questions.
I thought they were I don't wantto say easy, but I thought they

(01:23:53):
were very manageable compared to what we'vebeen getting. For sure. For sure,
it only get shocked once out ofthree times. That's not that bad.
Prey good for us that's not toobad. Can you feel that?
All right? I'm ready, mall right, Corbini. What's the name
of the song that friends Phoebe Buffetis known for. What's the name of

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the song that friends Phoebe Bouffe isknown for? Smelly Cat? Smelly Cat?
Final answer, final answer, smellyCat. The answer is smelly Cats.
Yeah, I mean smelly Cat.I can't think of another one.
No, And you always get thefriends questions, right, He's true,
You're right. And the thing is, these envelopes are sealed, nobody looks

(01:24:36):
at them, and it's random.You let us pick whichever won. It's
all luck of the draws. Andfor a while I was picking the middle
one. Then I was like,you know, uh, paranoid got to
me and I went he probably movedon. I'm gonna because you would know
again you don't know, and soyeah, go ahead, good job,
smelly Cat number two. What isthe name of the social media platform that

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came out in two thousand and three? What is the name of the social
media platform that came out in twothousand and three? What? No?
I know that I think of allthe social media platforms, which one came
out? Yeah? Three? Afterhe gives his final what is the name

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of the social media platform that cameout in two double lot three? That's
two thousand and three. Not onlyyou want to think of a recent one,
but two thousand and three is onlytwo years after nine to eleven.

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Yes, and the Internet was kindof stumbling. It wasn't like getting information
and stuff that through the Internet waskind of a stumbling thing. But nine
to eleven happened, and it theyfigured out they needed to be able to
have the Internet move faster. Andthat's where, if I remember right,
is it Akamai or somebody like thatcame up with the way the switchers used

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and increased the way information traveled faster. So I'm gonna I'm gonna say,
I don't know why I feel thenineties, but I'm gonna say my Space.
I'm gonna say, because I graduatedin ninety seven, Home Away or

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home something was the one. GeoCitiesand all that were like the big things
that you used. I'm gonna saymy Space. Final answer, All right,
what is the name of the socialmedia platform that came out in two
thousand and three? You said mySpace? And the answer is my Space.
Good job? Because you want togo oh like Facebook or Pinterest or
Instagram, and then you're like,no, that's been a minute. Yeah

(01:26:48):
yeah. Facebook came out what fivemaybe or something like that. I don't
know, because it was in college'sfirst. You couldn't even get one unless
you were in college, right,So when it became publicly used, maybe
that time. But in fact,my wife and I talked a lot on
my Space, so that's that alsohelped me get to that answer. I

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was like, well, okay,all right, last one here? Can
you go three for three? No? No, okay, what are the
names of the three Curtis brothers inThe Outsiders? What are the names of
the three Curtis brothers in The Outsiders? Your big institution? Yeah, yeah,

(01:27:33):
yeah, I think that's obviously agreat uh movie. And uh,
I mean I can see the actorsright, Rob low c Thomas Howell and
of course Patrick Swayze oh p swaze. Yeah, but what are the names

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of the Curtis brothers in the Outside. I'm having a brain fart soda pop
I obviously got right away. Thatcame into my brain right right away.
Johnny isn't do it for Johnny Man. That's not agurate, because that is
Ralph Macchio, who is not abrother, he's a friend. See Thomas
Howe's CAC character Stay Golden pony Boy. Okay, so there's pony Boy,

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right, and then uh yeah,okay. And then initially when I thought
of Patrick Swayze's character, I waslike Dalton and I was like, no,
no, that's Roadhouse. I'm like, well, did he have the
same character name in Roadhouse is No, that's not correct because I vividly remember
see Thomas Howell's character Pony Pony Boycalling him Darryl. Okay, So the

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final answer is Soda Pop, ponyBoy and Darryl. All right, what
is the name of the three Curtisbrothers and the outsiders? You say,
Sody Pop, pony Boy, andDaryl. The answers our pony Boy,
Soda Pop and Donnie. No,it's Daryl exactly. I know I messed

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that up. Yeah, what goodjob man? Yeah, all right,
clean sweepers there that one. Igot Soda Pop right away, and then
my brain took off and I waslike, oh no, oh, I
don't remember. I can't. Ican't, I can't see it. I
can't. Yeah, And then Ifeel like Danny Boy, and some mothers
would be like, what are youdoing right? See Thomas Hall could be

(01:29:34):
listening right now because he does frequentwholeso quiet off then, you know,
and he's probably just punching the stereoright now. Yeah. Sure. By
the way, Tom, if you'relistening, call me right all right,
we got to take a break.When we come back be able to get
his turn. He'll go last again. And we want to know what's the
biggest surprise you've got in A caseof Blue Moon Belgian Wide Ale and a
pair of tickets to see Megadeths atthe Walmart Amphitheater on August second. Get

(01:29:58):
your text to us what's the biggestapprise you've gotten? Bmms and what that
is to eight two nine four five. More of The Big Man Morning Show
is next ninety seven KMOD, Goodmorning, It's The Big Man Morning Show

(01:30:19):
nine one eight four six oh KMODcan also text bmms and then what you
want to say to eight two ninefour five. We aren't giving away beer
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kas BlueMoon Belgian White Ale and apair of tickets to see megadeath could be
yours, So get your text tous bmms and what that is to eight

(01:30:42):
two, nine four five will begiving away some beer coming up. It's
the third part of our three partseries we call Taser Time Trivia, and
currently Gimpi is all laced up thereand ready for battle as it's his turn
to answer three questions and if getsthem wrong, he'll get shocked. All
right, Giby, are you ready? Yeah? Go? Question number one?

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What breed of dog is commonly knownas a fire house dog? Oh?
The old firehouse dog? Yes,you can see him riding in the
passenger side of the fire truck.You know there was a bitch that tried

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to take like one hundred and oneof them and make them into a into
a coat. One hundred and oneGerman shepherds man. Such a time,
right right? One hundred and onewater dogs, Different movie, Lindsey will
tell you about it. Nine o'client, that's a Dalmatian. Final answer,
Okay, what breed of dog iscommonly known as a firehouse dog? You

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say dalmation. The correct answer eelsa dogs in domation. You I felt
that buzz was like wait a minute, at the same time, I didn't

(01:32:10):
hurt at all. The amount ofaanger, relief and joy you were feeling
in that moment was pretty That wasa big surprise. Yes, for those
that don't know, I changed itto vibrate mode and so it just when
she said the wrong answer. Yeah, you guys plotted against me, not

(01:32:32):
just we're just in the same wavelenggotcha? Which country? By the way,
I saw a thing about Dalmatians thatwas really funny, and it was
that that seeing a Dalmatian is likeseeing a unicorn. When you see one,
you're like, oh, you getso excited for you. Our neighbors
just got a Dalmatian puppy and isit so cute? And you see her

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like even though I know it's there, Yeah, I'm like, d I'll
just watch out for Corolla showing upat the house. Right? Which country?
Question two? Which country is knownto consume the most chocolate? Country
known to consume the most chocolate?I mean, America is full of fat
asses, but I don't think it'schocolate that they're just eating. Swiss chocolate

(01:33:24):
is like a thing, right thatseems to be like, that's the one
that's popping into my head and I'mprobably wrong, but I feel like there's
a lot of chalk confectioners. Isn'tthat the right word? Yes? Because
Swiss chocolate France is another one thatpops into my head. I feel like
they eat more more bread than anything, cheese and win. Uh. You

(01:33:50):
know, I'm just gonna go withSwitzerland. If I'm wrong, I get
shocked. Not a big deal.So let's go with Switzerland. Do you
switch it over? You stay onyour side of the streets. Country is
known now the most chocolate You saySwitzerland and the correct answer eel Switzerland.

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Oh yeah, pulled that one rightout of my ass. Yeah, I
was. I was worried that itwas gonna be like an Asian country because
sometimes you're like, they're like,who's the most consused because they think it's
so westernized huh right, right,and they enjoy it. My thought was,
you know, they make a lotof it there, you know,
So I mean, if you're goingto make a lot of it there in
Switzerland, why not test your productand eat a lot of it. Anytime

(01:34:35):
I've been to Europe, France,Italy, England, anywhere, the chocolate
is just so much better. Really, It's crazy how good. It's like
it's fresh. Uh No, no, that it's just I don't know.
There's maybe less additives in it.I don't know. But it's so rich
and chocolatey in a way that itisn't here nice. Yeah, right?

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Question number three, what is thename of the actress in Breakfast at Tiffany's
Breakfast to Tiffany's. Now, that'san old ass like I want to say
black and white when I think it'scolor, but it's still an old ass
movie. And the name that's poppedAnd to be fair, I've never seen

(01:35:21):
this movie because it's so old,but I've seen pictures and I didn't even
think I've ever seen like a clipof that movie. But the name that
pops into my head is Audrey Hepburn. Right, that's an actress. Right,
sounds right, seems right again,I'm just gonna take a guess and

(01:35:47):
and go with Audrey Hepburn. IfI get shocked, I get shocked.
Audrey Hepburn. Final answer, whatis the name of the actress in Breakfast
at Tiffany? Hold On, I'massuming that we're talking about the main actress,
not like you know some Okay,I think that's fair. I don't
want it to be like Susan Smithwho ran the shop Huma, right,

(01:36:13):
who played girl in the background.Okay, we're all on the same we're
talking about still sticking with the sameanswer, Audrey Hepburn. All Right,
the name of the actress and breakfastat Tiffany's is you say Audrey Hepburn?
And the correct answer is Audrey Hepburn. Nice, take pinchy some bitch.

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I was the first thing that poppedin my head was Elizabeth Taylor, right,
because that feels like she was inso many of those older movies.
Audrey Hepburn's a fantastic choice too.And you said, I was like,
ah, that's gotta be it.Yeah, And that's just for whatever reason,
it's just whatever stuck. Like Isaid, I've never seen the movie,
but I've heard a lot of it, and that's just what's stuck into
my head. So I guess she'son the cover and there's a casino game

(01:36:57):
at the casinos that has got heron the front of the machine. Just
got the sunglasses on her in themovie. Yes, she's on the poster
for the movie, but also onthe casino game. Yeah. Oh,
I got to be high. Idon't think a lot of people know the
casino game lens. No, it'scalled breakfast at Tiffany's. No kidding.
Yeah, it's got the brilliant blondehair beehive. Here. I feel like

(01:37:20):
she's smoking a cigarette at the sametime, right, maybe possibly, I
just remember her the black sunglasses andyeah, it's a very bizarre reference of
the casino slot machine. But whateverworks, all right, We got to
take a break. What's the biggestsurprise you've got? In? A case
of Blue Moon Belgian wide Ale anda pair of tickets see Mega Death at

(01:37:40):
the Walmart Amputator. We're gonna giveaway some beer. We come back.
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right backof the Mad Morning Show, Tulsa's rock
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want to know what's the biggest surpriseyou've gotten? Themms and what that is
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Barry is waiting, Hey Barry,how are you pretty good? How
are you good? Barry? What'sthe biggest surprise you've gotten? It was

(01:38:29):
a SOT team knocking on the frontdoor. What time was that at I
was like six in the morning.Okay, what'd you do? You know?
Uh? There was Actually I didn'tdo anything. There was a drug
bust in the neighborhood and the stteam actually got the wrong house. Oh
no, typically they don't knock.Oh well, I see this happened in

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like the early two thousands and uhso I was we lit the lad So
I don't really remember it that great, but I do remember waking up and
walking out of my house and wheneverI looked in the yard. We had
a whole bunch of vehicles in theyard at the time, and there was
like two cops around each vehicle.Wow, this full blacked out sawts like

(01:39:19):
it was crazy. How old wereand I think I was probably seven eight
years old? And so the policeknock on the door and they make everybody
get out. Yeah, and Iwas the last one to come out because
my mom was already at the door, and I kind of just fell back

(01:39:41):
a sleep and I heard my momyelling for me, and that's whenever I
got up and came out and seeingeverybody it was crazy. Luckily, like
no shots went off or nothing likethat. They just went through the whole
house. I sat out on thecurve and then for like it felt four
or five hours, and then theytook me and my older brother to our

(01:40:01):
grandma's house. So were your parentsdealing drugs? No? It was actually
the next door neighbor. I mean, why'd they send you to your grandparents
if everything was good? I don'tknow, because they I don't know.
I never got the full story frommy parents. You never got the are

(01:40:25):
they dead? No, they're not. How old are you now? I'm
twenty eight, and in twenty yearsyou never like, hey, remember that
time the SWAT team came to thehouse. What's the story? And you
you sent me to grandma's after andit took him five hours to check the
warrant. I'm just you know,I'm busy of my head, so you

(01:40:51):
know, it doesn't ever poss upthat rare right on, Okay, gim
me go ahead and tell him whathe's gonna get. You can imagine how
surprised I was to find my exbent over. Take it. Take it
from a stranger, still traumatized infront of a bus and a biker rally.

(01:41:12):
Ooh, I'm a case of BlueMoon, Melton White allans some tickets
to go watch Maga Bev bat toyou Colbyn hang on line, so gim
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(01:41:34):
soccer team opened the group stage ofthe twenty twenty four Summer Games with a
three to zero victory over Zambia atAllons Riviera. Trinity Rodman put the Americans
on top with a goal in theseventeenth minute of the match. Malory Swanson
recorded a brace after scoring in thetwenty fourth and twenty fifth minutes. A

(01:41:55):
listen there stopped all three of theshots she faced on goal to deserve the
clean sheet. Team USA will takeon the Germans in their next match on
Sunday afternoon, and the Rams maybe without a key member of their secondary
for this season. ESPN is reportingthat Los Angeles fears that cornerback Darien Kendrick
suffered a torn acl during practice.The twenty three year old is set to

(01:42:18):
undergo additional testing to confirm the initialdiagnosis. Kendrick had forty nine tackles,
one interception in ten passes defended inseventeen games and twelve starts last season.
After making the playoffs last season,the Miami Marlins continue to be sellers after
trading all star infielder louise Au Riseto the Padres earlier this season. ESPN

(01:42:42):
reports that the Fish shipped lefty relieveraj Puck to the Arizona Diamondbacks for prospects
Davison de Los Santos and Andre Pintar. Puck has been stellar in July.
In eight appearances this month, heis two and zero with fifteen strikeouts and
no runs allowed in nine innings pitched. And that's your Balls to the Wall
Sports. I'm Wenday on ninety seventyfive. Good morning, It's the Big

(01:43:15):
Man Morning Show. Nine one,eight four six, oh K m O
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pat are your party tonight in fiveto seven Jamison's Broken Arrow, seventy first,
one hundred and forty fifth, Comeon down and have a cold beer.
Joey's in the studio right now isMike from Andalini's. Hey buddy,

(01:44:00):
how are you? Good morning?Hello? You know what I value about
that porn star is she only doesshe doesn't do sequels. She purely sticks
to original content. She doesn't doany of that secondary stuff. She her
art is her craft, and shewill not be held down to the sequel
culture. And I appreciate that abouther. Right, You got to have
your boundaries. Yeah, like LeoDiCaprio, just like that, right right.

(01:44:23):
Mike is from Andelini's. If youhaven't had their pizza, it's delicious,
grape patios, gelato. We justhad the ported Peach Festival. I
saw you guys had peach gelato available. Yes, the infinite amount of gelato
you can make is crazy. Ifit can be thought of, you guys
can make it right. You won'tput it in gelado. We can help
you. We'll put in that gelado. We'll get you right. And you

(01:44:43):
guys have patios, great patios aroundtown. And Saturday is supposed to be
nice, but after that it's supposedto be scorchers. And then but patios
are still you guys still have greatpatios, especially Jenks, like if you
haven't been out there, we puta pergola in. It's super chill,
it's really nice. It's expansive.So we we've had patages for a few
years. Each year we say whatcan we do to make this even more
enjoyable? And broken Arrow, We'vetaken up a notch Cherry Street. We've

(01:45:08):
fully enclosed when it's super painful hot, and then we let it be open.
So really come out enjoy Tulsa andget hammered with us. Yeah,
not to mention the cocktails that youguys have available at those locations, and
the beer choices and the pizza andyou bring you try to accommodate us when
you bring pizza, the things youknow we like, or what's you're highlighting

(01:45:28):
today? You brought something that's beenon the menu for a long time.
I think is a silent killer onyour menu that people maybe aren't paying attention
to. That's on the menu,but it's been around a while. It's
pretty good. The Romana pizza orRoman pop square. So Roman Pizza is
a it's a relatively like New styleeven though it's from Roma, and long
story short, it's a thick doughand it's heavily hydrated, but it's very

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light and airy, and we doit as a mix of this very opulent
style of Italy, but then webridget with the New York style of doing
it like a Roman square slice likeyou would get in Prince Street. So
we kind of blend the two.And if you were just saying all right,
that sounds all nice, is itgood? It's a bread and cheese,

(01:46:13):
a lot of it. And ifyou're ever like I don't know if
we're gonna have enough to feed everyone, this one slice will super fill you
up, just super fill you upwhile not overwhelming your stomach to be like
ugh. It's a really interesting dynamicthat this pizza does. So if you've
never had Roman pep square, I'mtelling you try it this weekend. If
you don't love it, if you'relike that was garbage, we'll rEFInd you.

(01:46:33):
It's all killer, no filler,and I'm super proud of it.
I think you'll dig it too.Yeah, if you are a big dough
pizza dough person like you like abig doughe pizza. This is for you.
It is it is like you said, it will fill you up.
It's delicious, but it's light inarea. It's like a ficasha. So
there's Sicilian, there's Grandma style,There's all these different types of square pizza.

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And how much dough is there's there'sso many different styles of pizza.
This one's really unique. When Isay heavily hydrated, there's more water in
the dough. Well, we're makingit. It takes us a five day
fermentation to make this dough, sothere's a lot that goes into it.
And again we're really proud of it. Some I didn't think we would ever
talk about with you ever on theair to promote is your pizza delivery boxes.

(01:47:16):
And you have recently made a changewith your delivery boxes, which is
on brand for Andelini's in general.But this was kind of unexpected, and
I think people that run businesses tobe like, Wow, you're investing a
lot into a pizza box, whichyou don't have to go into the ins
and outs of that. But thesepizza boxes aren't like a traditional pizza box
with just your name on it.Yeah, I believe in giving the best

(01:47:41):
experience, and I think packaging relatesto that. And it's also fun.
So when I found this company thatcould do really any amount of colors on
a pizza box, we went totown on designing them. So our twenty
inch box I'm super proud of becauseI'm like, what's the most opulent,
over the top thing I could imagineto put on a pizza box. So
it looks like a Louis Vaton bagbut with our logo, and it's it's

(01:48:01):
just stupid fun. But we hadto also write inside the pizza box,
and there's a cutout for your head, so when you put the pizza box
up, you kind of have tosee it to understand it. It's like
those carnival cutouts where you put yourhead into it and then you're that character.
So we did that with different charactersinside the pizza box, so you
can take a photo of you withthe pizza inside the box. And it's

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just stupid fun and kids love itand we love kids, so it works.
Yeah, and we've gotten these pizzaWe've wrored a pizza a couple times
since the pizza boxes came out,and my kids think it's it's hilarious.
I know there's a picture somewhere,but that they think it's super fun.
Kids love this and adults it's actuallyend up doing. I'm not being a

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you know, I'm not chilling here, Like it's funny to watch people like,
hey, look at me because it'sa bib. It's like a bib
and your face is on the characterinside the box. So that's what pizza
is suposed to be. Its supposedto be communal, it's supposed to be
fun. So when I saw theopportunity to make it, I was like,
yes, we are absolutely doing that. Well, make sure you look
them up Ando Pizza dot com andyou think of them for birthday parties or

(01:49:08):
weddings or anything like that. Thewedding box you can only get if you
have a wedding with us. Youhave a specific box for wedding weddings and
it has it's a pink box withlike a just married on the cover,
and then when you open it up, it's a Brian and groom with two
cutouts for their all so you couldboth be in it. Yeah, it's
that's very so proud. I'm seeingyou. I don't even know if you

(01:49:29):
love your son a lot, andyou're beaming pretty close to when you know
you talk about your son. Sofrom the professional standpoint, this is my
child, yeah, the pizza boxchild. Because it was like what can
we do because the company is socool to work with and I was like,
we'll just sell this for weddings andthe company they're Australians who helped us
design these, so I'm doing theirvoice, like what if we did a

(01:49:50):
type of griom and broid what Ihad that faces cutouts, Like that is
awesome. We're doing that. Let'sgo. So having fun like another thing.
Just to anyone who's wondering about owninga business, it is hard as
hell. So if you don't findstupid fun things to do with that business,
there's no point. So that's whatwe want to do, Like we

(01:50:11):
have stupid fun with Andelini's, andwe want to have fun with you,
the customer, because that's the wholepoint. If we're not having fun,
then why did we do all this? I think that's true in a lot
of things, even having kids,Like if you can figure out ways to
have fun, it makes it waymore pleasurable. I agree. Yeah,
even your job, all right,So look him up andopizza dot com.
I do have a question before weget to the rest of Willy Nilly two

(01:50:31):
questions for you. Actually, oneis forging frigging a Friday question, and
then the other one is I waslooking at pizza reviews because I like trying
new places. In one of thepizza reviews, it was touting how great
the cheese pool was on a pizza. Now, I have heard this phrase
before, but never in the timeof eating pizza when I'm reviewing it or
telling other people? Is cheese pool? Is that a pretty common reviewer?

(01:50:57):
It's that people use. Do youconsider that when making pizza? No,
it's a dumb thing. The uh, because you're the why is where did
the cheese pull come from? Itwas like when someone was cutting a piece
of cheese and then they don't fullycut it and then they pulled it.
It looked good in a photo,right, That's what it started as,
like, ooh, look at itfor the photo. The photo, it
doesn't do anything to the taste.This is typically with a whole milk mozzarella

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as opposed to a part skin mozzarellacheese, So it's a It's just the
cheese was stringier and softer and morefat. Cool. If that's what you
like from the taste perspective, fine, but objectively just pulling it is not
going to matter to it. It'sjust for the photoshots. So you're like,
ooh, and the cheese pull wasamazing, Like and how did that
affect? It's like saying, oh, I this pizza I had was the

(01:51:46):
best pizza ever. The box wasincredibles, Like it matters from a visual
sure, but it has nothing onthe taste, right. I just saw
that and I was like, there'sno way that's a measurable no, it's
not no, and then friging it. The question we're asking people for a
case of beer and ticket to seeMegadath is what's the biggest surprise you've gotten?
So what's the biggest surprise you've gotten? Mike professionally every time, so

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in the Ando world, like everytime we get these reviews that are like
insane, the like the top tenpizzer in America. Let it be known,
no one tells us that's gonna happen. They don't like trip Advisor doesn't
say, hey, guess what,Mike, that doesn't happen. So it
was the I just got like atext and I had to pull over to
side of the road like hey,you're the top ten pizzer in America,

(01:52:32):
And that I think was the biggestsurprise, and then like game on,
how are we gonna prepare for this? What are we gonna do? And
that I think into There's been alot of things that were big, massive
events, but that one was thebiggest out of the blue surprise over the
years, and we've had many likeit. We've had like top number two

(01:52:53):
pizza city in America. But againthat was a text from a friend like
hey did you see this? Ora Google alert that was the biggest.
I'd say, we want to knowfrom you, what's the biggest surprise you've
gotten? Give me a mess withwhat that is? For toy two ninety
four five, it is higing inon beer Will and Nilly. Would you
rather eat a sandwich with soggy breador walk around with soggy socks? Both

(01:53:15):
sound absolutely horrible. As a foody, I don't think I could eat a
soggy bread and sandwich. Just couldn'tdo it. So I'm gonna have to
walk around in soggy socks, whichsound which is also awful. Yeah,
I'm gonna say, give me thesocks. You know, the only time
that bread soggy is good is likewhen you got like a piece of cake.

(01:53:38):
Can you pour some milk over itand eat it like that? Or
cupcake or something like that, ormaybe like some some corn bread or something
and a soup. But outside ofthat, soggy bread sucks. Mike,
heavily toasted bread soggy because of oliveoil or butter came on. Anything else,
I would take socks. Yeah,I love it. I look like

(01:53:59):
soggy bread, but good pastrami sandwichcan get quite soggy and it's still delicious.
So soggy from hydration of water,no dice like wonderbread soggy, no
dice, right, Thick bread soggyfrom fat, all right, Arthur Bryan's
barbecue covered in sauce when you're eatingsome brisket pretty awesome. But I do

(01:54:20):
hate soggy socks more than anything.So yeah, I'd rather eat a soggy
bread sandwich for sure, because soggysocks are not awesome, especially your feet
when you take your mof and theypeel off. Soggy biscuits are the worst,
man biscuits and gravy. Yeah,come on, man, that's so
else. Uh how many times canyou can a coworker ask you the same

(01:54:44):
question before you slightly lose your mind? Lindsay, have I just explained something
to them and they're still I guessthat would get I don't know, because
I ask questions, so it doesn'treally bother me that much. Maybe a

(01:55:05):
handful five times, I guess.Gimpie, I was gonna say, like
a cool does, and I thinkthat's enough. I think like ten,
you're approaching that level. Eleven it'slike, hmmm, come on seriously,
and then number twelve is finally whenthat switch gets flipped. Yeah, for

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the three of us, this questionis kind of ridiculous. For Mike,
who trains people all the time,I feel like his answer is going to
be the most prudent, So goahead, Mike. I'm not in a
position to ever get angry. Ifsomeone's like asking and asking, then that
means that I have not explained itwell enough, and therefore I need to
change the sop of what's going onhere. And I'm thankful that they're asking
rather than just doing it wrong.So I'm going to re explain it or

(01:55:48):
figure out what's wrong in this training, so we then do it properly and
as long as you're asking, we'refine. So to imply that any one
training works for everyone is not accuratefor sure, and against oh I didn't
know. It's like okay, great, did you not look at this?
Or what do we do wrong here? If you asked again, okay,
what's going wrong here? Where canwe communicate this better? Then there's But

(01:56:13):
again, if you get mad atit, what's the point? You have
to move and move the ball forward, and you don't do that. When
owners or managers get mad about stuff, it's doing what they want to say
instead of what needs to be said, and that's a cardinal sin of management.
Yeah, I was going to say, it depends on who I'm explaining
to. If it's an infant child, then I'll say it as many times

(01:56:35):
as I need to. If it'san adult that I have said and shown
multiple times, it will get quitefrustrating. I can lose my mind more.
I don't know if I'll lose mymind because of But yeah, I
think Lindsey and Gibier right somewhere forme, like anywhere between five and twelve
would you rather wear a hat madeof raw meat for an entire day or

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sleep in a bed filled with humanbody hair from strangers or an entire night?
Oh, would you rather eat awear a hat made of raw meat
for an entire day, or sleepin a bed filled with human body hair
from strangers for an entire night?Lindsey, I think I'll take the hat

(01:57:16):
and hopefully I can just stay insideall day. I don't want to go
outside and have a flock of birdsattack my head or wild animals attack my
head. Uh sleeping in a bed, Oh my gosh, Because I mean
what if I droop and then someone'shair gets stuck to my Oh my gosh.

(01:57:43):
No, yeah, I can't dothat, but I'll wear the hat.
I'll take my chances with the rawmeat hat. Before GIMPI answers,
I'm gonna say she's a nice lady. Go ahead, Gimpy. That's a
top one, right, because I'mlike, oh, it's that well,
listen, like, if it's likea hair off of your head, that
may not be that bad. It'sif it's stranger's pubes. I'm out.

(01:58:06):
What if they have lice? Ithink it'd be all right. I mean
Okay, okay, I don't thinkthe lice is gonna survive because lice is
feeding off of your scalp, right, It's not feeding off of the hair
itself. It just clings to yourhair, right, so if there's nothing

(01:58:28):
there for it too. But Iguess it would crawl on your body and
eventually find you as it's host.And next thing you know, you've got
head lice and pubic lice because licegoes anywhere. And I see the thing
is, I don't want to likebe sitting there sawing logs at night and

(01:58:49):
get choked up on somebody's hair.Wake up, you know, and ah,
pull it out of your mouth.I'm gonna go with the meat hat.
I think that's the best one.I think that's the best answer.
Best, bet, I go backto what I started before you went,
she's a nice lady. He's anice gio. Mike. These questions just

(01:59:13):
like it's just where could your imaginationgo of how bad it is, because
either you're like either you're an optimistor you're like it's just a little bit
of hair, or it's like I'mit's in my mouth and I'm all So,
if Gayra could do beat dressed,I could do meat hat That's where
I'd land. So, uh,it's my get my dog got on and
call it a day. To me, this is a nothing burger, both
of these. The mattress, itsays bed filled with So is that under

(01:59:38):
the sheets? Yes? Or isit in the mattress? Common thing of
times have been to fill the bedwith something as far as hair. What
do you think a hotel bet isor an Airbnb bed? You you just
assume it's clean. Chances of liceor mites or anything is just as equal
in any bed, including your own, as it is in a bed filled

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with a bunch of crazy stranger hairmeat. I mean it's meat's I don't
see what the big to do is. It's only a day, right,
It'll be fine. The flies willeventually die, the dogs will eventually go
away. Yeah. Yeah, tome, it's a nothing burger. I'm

(02:00:20):
picking. I'm picking bed. Okay, just because of the fly scenario.
Okay, if you could go backin time for a vacation, when and
where would you go? You cannotaffect history, So no killing Hitler.
You can observe and you will begiving a period appropriate clothing and plenty of

(02:00:41):
cash to have a good time.After two weeks, or if you die,
you will return to the present lifeas itself. So you can go
back in time to go anywhere fora vacation. It doesn't affect history.
You'll be giving all the things tolook normal. This person's figured us out
by the way. You will haveall your normal clothes. You will look
like you belong in that time period. Should you choose to go back that
far and after two weeks you comeback hmm okay, uh somewhere tropical hmmm.

(02:01:15):
I want to say Hawaii, butI don't want to go like too
far back. Yeah, I don'twant to go back tonight. Yeah.
I don't want to go back thenbecause I'll probably never go to Hawaii.
It's expensive, but I would loveto go, So why why do I
have to go? I'll just go, like to Hawaii last year, go

(02:01:38):
back in time safe enough. There'sno volcano eruption last year or it was
there, don't matter. I'll justtake Hawaii. I'll take Hawaii just any
time. Sure, okay, gimpie, uh okay, okay. See what

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this person soon failed to add intothis was, let's say you do go
back in time and something tragic happens, and there's a possibility that you die.
Do you still get to go backto your present time? Or if
you're dead, you're dead, headdressed it after two weeks, or if
you die, you will return topresent time. I guess I've missed.

(02:02:20):
I skipped over that part easy.We're going to Japan August of nineteen forty
five. That's when we dropped abomb on Hiroshima, so I see what
it's like, just to see whatit's like. And if you don't die,
you just got to live amongst itwith all this weird stuff happening for

(02:02:41):
two weeks for just a little while. Sure you know, I'm still coming
back to present time, yeah,and being my normal self. So yeah,
I think that would be interesting,Mike. It's a very interesting question.
I assuming I could also culturally beaware of myself. I mean going
back to the Romans or something,or going back to it to know what
was going on with those Egyptians.Is that a vacation, but to actually

(02:03:04):
have the answer on how the pyramidsare built? I think that if we're
talking pure enjoyment, I think I'mchoosing this strip in the nineteen eighties during
all of that hair metal, likeeighty five Sunset Strip, Roxy Whiskey of
Go Go van Halen, maybe eightyone, eighty two, even Metallica playing

(02:03:28):
just endless rock, endless awesome.It's pretty good. That's pretty good.
I didn't even think about music history. Yeah, because there's a vacation,
so you assume. But if I'mgoing somewhere and I get to like blend
in there, maybe the seventies togo to CBGB, right, Uh,

(02:03:48):
I think I'm gonna take a vacationto see our American cousin on April fourteenth
night, eighteen sixty five. Ok, rog B intersection one of the in
seats. So when Booth jumps offthe balcony after shooting the president, because

(02:04:13):
I already know what's happening, right, I can jump up and pursue.
I can't change history, right,he still gets away, but I get
to pursue, Okay, can't.I want to think of my vacation to
go witness a murder. By thatlogic, I'm going to get an iPhone
in film in nineteen sixty three.That would be amazing, right, Ellas,

(02:04:38):
I'm just saying, like the ideato be able to go and witness
because though it is a murder andit is an assassination, the amount of
history around that moment, and whatBooth was doing somewhat rogue, somewhat not
rogue, and what what it issupposed to be and what it turned out
to be, and all the otherevents that were happening at the same time
unbeknownst to everyone because they didn't haveFacebook. It was pretty amazing. And

(02:05:01):
you get to try and chase theman had a broken leg and no one
caught him in insanity, me,it makes no sense. Nonetheless, I'm
just there to witness, and ifI get to run and also run through
the alleyway and see who held thedoor for him and then lock the door
behind him, Like I think that'sfun. Yeah, I agree with you.

(02:05:23):
All right, listen, and Alini'smake sure you get these super cool
boxes when you get to pizza.No matter how you order it to go,
you're gonna get these boxes. They'restupid fun, have fun with us
and take photos post them online.And also, starting in August, if
you take a video of your kideating pizza and they're good looking, no
ugly kids. All right, let'sjust get rid of that cute kids taking

(02:05:44):
his measurement mine because if I repostedor not, if I repost it,
I'm giving you a free pizza inAugust. Wow, it's all DM like,
Hey, this pizza, this videois awesome, coming for your free
pizza. So it's gonna be gameon in August. So be looking for
that and make sure you at thegelato. You're looking for a cool treat.
All the locations have gelato. Thepeach gelatto I saw was. I
don't know if you still have themin the other locations, but I did

(02:06:06):
see it in some of the locations. And if you don't, they have
plenty of choices and samples. Theylove giving samples of the July yeah.
Uh. And then don't forget forbirthday parties and events and block parties and
and uh, don't forget about thepizza truck. Pizza truck. Everything you
need is at andenopizza dot com.Mike, thanks for coming by, Thank
you, take a break, we'llbe back. We're giving away beer.

(02:06:26):
What's the biggest surprise. You've gottena case of Blue Moon Belgian White Ale
and a pair of tickets to seeMegadeath. We'll give that away when we
come back. The Big Man MorningShow returns next Tulsa's Morning Show nine km
O D good morning, It's Thebig Man Morning Show nine one, eight

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four six O kmod good also textbmms and then what you want to say
to eight two, nine four orfive we I've been giving away beer all
morning long for freaking a Friday,plus tickets to see Megadesk along with the
beer case of Blouemoom Belgian White Aleand those tickets to Megadath. And Anthony

(02:07:15):
is waiting. Hey, Anthony,how are you oh doing all right today?
What's the biggest surprise you've gotten?Anthony? There was a couple,
but the really biggest one is it'sbeen a couple of years ago. My
daughter she texts me that she waspregnant and I was at work and she
was only fifteen at the time.Wh yeah, yeah, I thought it

(02:07:36):
was a big joke. I hadactually one of my sisters when I was
younger, she had her first onewhen she was fifteen, So I was
like, oh, this, she'splaying a joke. And it was like
April second on top of that,and so I tried to call her and
of course she doesn't answer, andshe texted me back some more and trying
to get a hold of her motherto find out if she's just pull on
my leg and nobody wants to answerme. Man, Uh, yeah,

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I'm at work trying to finish upwork while hearing this news. And did
you know your daughter was in arelationship that could have been sexually active kind
of but not not really. Iknew she had a boyfriend, and I
did not realize that she was gettinga free time like so I'm you know,
I'm dad. She comes over onthe weekends with mom full time.

(02:08:20):
So uh, I didn't know thatit was kind of at that point.
And so how much time goes fromthe text until you get the confirmed word
that you're now grandpa? Oh oh, pretty much the full day. It
wasn't until I got off work thatwas able to go by and talk to
her mother and find out that thiswas actually a real thing. And but
yeah, she was like, yeah, I wanted her to tell you herself

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since she got herself into it.Now was her? Was her mother?
Like, now, calm down,Anthony, Oh we were both pretty upset.
Yeah, we were. Yeah,we were both upset about the whole
situation. It was like she wasshe was on a good path, you
know, doing doing things right thatshe was going to well she still is.
She graduated school early and everything shedid, she did finish high school

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and things. But yeah, itjust was not anything I was ready to
deal with. I was only fortyforty one, right, Yeah, what
a child, and you totally didthe thing I think normal people do is
they're like, your life's over.When plenty of people have babies at a
young age and go on to befine and successful individuals. Yes, they

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do. That's why we weren't.I wasn't so excited about her life man
over because again I had a sisterthat had done that. So we've had
some some younger babies in the familyand things, and like I said,
she was doing right, she finishedup school. It was just a matter
of, yeah, things are reallygoing to change. And we knew that
with her being the age she was, We're going to do a lot of
the work too, you know,the first couple of years, which we

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did. But it was great becauseyeah, I mean I was just there
yesterday visiting and she thought, Papa, I want to go home with you.
I want to go home with you. And I didn't have a car
seat man, it broke my heart. So when I'll get off today,
when I get off work today,that's what I'm doing. I'm gonna go
pick her up and we're gonna goto a little fortune and have a good
time on the slide. How isit? How is your life changed from

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becoming a papa? That's what shecalls you. Yeah, how is your
life changed? Like? What didyour weekends go to? All weekends?
I mean not good, normally busy, but my free weekends when I do
have her, it's gone from megetting her mother and her to me just
getting her and just kind of doingthe pop Paull life. And and I
mean I love her. We wehang out. She's like my dogs.

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We uh, the park is aroundthe corner, so when she comes over,
we do that. It's just morerelaxing my weekend. When I when
I have the kids, my ownkids for the weekends, it makes it
kind of you know, you're onyou making sure they're doing right, but
when it's the grand baby, youjust watch her enjoy herself and you're like,
okay, yeah, it's really allthat's awesome. Man, Thank you
so much for Sharon. Get mego ahead and tell them exactly what he's

(02:10:56):
gonna get. Lendsy. It wassurprised to find out she was having twins,
but not as surprised as us whenwe found out she can tell us
story under twenty minutes. Get yourweekend going with the case of Bluemom Belgium
went ale and lease tickets to MegadathMack to you, Anthony, I have
a fantastic weekend and time at thepark with the little granddaughter there. So

(02:11:18):
hang on the line so get youcan get your info, all right,
appreciate you man. Some other textsthat came in this My favorite one I
saw was took some acid one time, then walked out to my garage and
three little girls were selling candles.Bro tripped me out. Yes, I
can imagine that was quite surprising whileyou're tripping on acid, because you're like,
are these kids really standing here orare they not? Another one surprise,

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I raised a four year old andtwo year old, only to find
out they weren't mine. Oh,we know a couple stories like that.
Actually, Uh. Biggest surprise wasmy wife coming home from camping and wanted
a divorce. Camping like broke BackMountain camping. The biggest surprise I ever
received. In two thousand and seven, a group of locals were thoughtful enough

(02:12:03):
to gift us half a dozen Russianmade one hundred and seven millimeters rockets fired
at the base I was stationed atin Afghanistan. Such hospitable people, those
Mahujadeen, Majajadin or whatever. Uh, Let's see there was a couple.
Other biggest surprise was when I toldmy girlfriend I wanted to break up.
That was your biggest surprise? Yeah, right, I feel like you should

(02:12:26):
have known it was happening. Itotally caught myself off guard this morning.
Yeah yeah, went in for aroot canal and found out I had pie
blood pressure and was type two diabetic? Can they do that at a rooting
canal? That don't know. It'sbeen a while since I've had the last
root canal I had. I hadone and then two weeks later I had
to have it again because they didn'tget it all. And I don't I

(02:12:48):
don't recall being hooked up to ablood pressure machine, right, I don't
know, and doing blood Maybe theydid, I I don't know. I
went in for u swalling Tesco.We did one. By biggest surprise is
when my dad woke up five weeksof dying from cancer, So five weeks
out when I guess when he wassupposed to die. Is that the way
you guys understand that? Yeah,yeah, dad is that is a big

(02:13:11):
surprise. I gotta nose he's stillalive today, right, that's that's insane.
After fourteen years of trying to havea baby, my wife tells me
she's pregnant. Wow, oh congratulations, that's a long time. Yeah,
as if you're trying since you're thirty, this person's now forty four, starting
a little late. I followed thatrelate than never. The biggest surprise I've

(02:13:37):
gotten was after waking up of havingmy wisdom wisdom teeth cut out and being
told my partner at the time thatI had given her her pies. This
is how I found out I hadit. Oh god, damn high quality
chance. You didn't give him toher and she gave it to you.
It's not an overnight a period.It doesn't like there it is. Biggest
surprise is probably finding out my dadis is Dad isn't actually my big sister's

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biological dad. I was ten.Well, yeah, some good ones in
there. We didn't get to themall, all right, we got to
take a break. We'll be back. Tellsa's Morning Show, The Big Bad
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