BMMS 8-2-24

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!!! Lindsey Is Out So It's just The Guys Today!! Pillow Talk, Kids Are Misusing The Scoooters At Walmart, We Gave You Beer For Getting Older, Facts About History They Didn't Teach You In School, Willy Nilly, What's The Mystery Beep, & Jet Pack Mack!!!!

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Speaker 2 (03:04):
Good morning, gimping oil, good mooning.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
I don't know if you heard it yesterday, but Lindsay
has a little bit of that, so she's not gonna
be in today. We've got tickets to Rockaholmer we're gonna
give away. I'm gonna try and stop you. I want
you to win them, but I also don't.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's just how mentally unstable I am. We're also going
to give away beer for friging Ay Friday.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
What are you starting to like as you get older?
What are you starting to like as you get older?
Case of Miller Lied Extra and a pair of tickets
to Ice nine Kills. That's August thirteenth at the Tulsa Theater.
So get that over to us BMMS and whatever that

(03:54):
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BMMS space.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
And then you answer that and you send it to
a two nine four five mms. Feather pillows. Really, that's
what you went with. No, No, I was trying to
pick something that I was trying to pick something that wasn't.
I didn't think someone would ever send in, right.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
I am not a fan of feather pillows, even the
older Again, I am not a fan. They do not
hold their shape as they should, and I feel they
fall flat halfway through the night.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't like it.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
So I'm not saying that this is something I.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Like as I get older, because we will cover that
at seven. Yea ya.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
But I am starting to be very critical of pillows
as I get older. Okay, when I was younger, I
didn't have an opinion one way or another. As you're
When you're younger, you can sleep on the floor without
a pillow, maybe using your shoes as a pillow, and
it's fine, but you're right something you you become aware of.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
This flat ass son of a bitch. But now I
literally will have a I'm willing to Yeah, I'll.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
Get an argument with somebody over a pillow and why
they're good or not, which ones are good or not?
Like TikTok right now is selling these weird pillows and
people are like all in on them.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I ain't buying it. I'm not buying anything off the
TikTok shop at all.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
Well, yes, but I mean I ain't believing them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I just I have a hard time believing the people
that have engineered the best pillow ever are like, you.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Know where we should sell it?

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Right right, I'm gonna tell you who engineered the best
pillow ever.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
And his name is Michae Ladell. No, I've had that pillow.
It sucks, you don't like it? No, that's that's probably
the best pillow I've ever had. To be honest with you.
I've gone through some pillows me too, and they're expensive. Yea,
by the way, this is why we're number one. Yeah,
and pillow talk and not in the way you like it.
Oh god, that's dirty. You know you're right, but they're expensive,

(06:02):
but I feel that they're worth it. You know, I've
gone through a lot of pillows. I got mine as
a Christmas present.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
I know, weird Christmas present pillow, but it was worth it.
It was all right, and I still use it. And
I ain't get I don't say I get angry, but
if let's just say my pillow gets stolen in the
middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
You give that son of a bitch back, that's my pillow.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Or if they like, you know, want to lay their
head down, you know, and use my pillow, I'm like, uhuh,
move over, give me back my pillow. I think that
my pillow is a fine pillow, but it is not
the best pillow.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
So I have my pillow and I have a memory
phone pillow. Those are my two pillows, okay, and uh
I choose because I did. I got the memory foam first,
and I use that for longest time. But then my
pillow was given to me as a Christmas gift.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yah, you said.

Speaker 7 (07:03):
And that memory foam is just there really to rest
my little arm on, you know, as I'm laying in bed.
I don't really put my head on it anymore at all, whatsoever.
It's a pillow from a build of fist.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
You have a pillow for your arm, yeah, huh.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
You know some people they like have the I have
a body pillow as well, right, or they have a
pillow that to shove between their legs.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
How many pillows do you own, dude, I've got a
girl on that. Let me phrase, how many pillows do
you use when you sleep.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
When I sleep, when I sleep on my bed, I
got I have one, two, three, four standard pillows, two
body pillows. Okay, Now, if i'm if I'm sleeping alone
in my bed, I will take a body pillow and

(07:54):
put one on each side, kind of you know, a boundary,
a boundary, right, puts myself on in there. I'm right
in between these two pillows and the other my pillow
is what I use your head for my head. The
other shit peasant pillows is what I want to call them.

(08:16):
They're off over here on the other side, don't even
be used, right, But I do have the memory foam
that I rest my little arm on. So essentially I
use four pillows. But the body pillows are like what
those are like two pillows and one something like that
lined up against each other.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
Yeah, I have a pillow for my head, and I
have a pillow I hold, and then I have and
I don't use this all the time, a pillow for
in between my legs, because as I get older, you
have to.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
It makes a world of difference.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
It feels weird when my knees are mashed together. When
it's neat a knee, I'm with you, bro. When it's
need any I can't do it. And uh, if I
don't have a.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Pillow to shove betwixt my legs, I gotta put the
blankets there. I gotta curl up and then shove the
blanket between my knees because it feels weird and I
don't like it.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
I'll typically use it when I wake up in the
morning and I'm like kind of dozing in and out,
like on the weekend, and I've laid in bed a
long time and your back starts to hurt. That's when
I'll really use it, and it'll give me another hour
hour and a half sleep.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Really, once my back starts hurting, I'm out.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
I'm like, I can't do this even if I try everything,
you know, and it's just like, no, it's just time
to get up.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
That's my body saying get up.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
But with regards to whether it's the TikTok or the
my pillow guy, there's no real massive engineering happening here
that makes one better. It's just the filling and the
amount of filling. Absolutely, that's the only difference. And Paul,
your athane foam isn't a new invention. People have been
using that in pillows for a long time.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
But there's just something about this one. Man.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
I don't know the memory foam I've had that, I've
had down feather pillows, I've had all kinds.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I've had the regular you know, polly whatever stuffing, that
white stuff you know that's usually in stuffed animals. You know,
I've had those type.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Of pillows, and uh, for whatever reason, And that thing
on my pillow is where it's at. I can fluff
it up the way that I need it to, right,
I can flatten it down if I need to. And
they don't pay me to talk about that pillow, but
god damn, it's a good pillow.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah. I think that.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Much like air, Jordan's, Okay, Jacuzzi, Kleenex, there's some name
status attached to it, and maybe people subconsciously are like, oh,
like people think Jordan's are the best shoes.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
They're not. No, Nikes really aren't out.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
They're not that shoot. Those shoes are not built for comfort,
they just aren't. And so but people are like, I
gotta have a Nike me included. I'm not abstained from
these conditions, or like, oh I gotta buy Kleenex. I
can't buy generic, right, Right, When a tissue is a tissue, absolutely,
I get what you're saying. And a pillow is a pillow.

(10:59):
There's just different styles of pillows, but ultimately a pillow
is a pillow.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
You find the firmness, yeah for you. Yeah, but here's
the thing you're unless you're hyperologen, it could be like right, no, right,
of course, you don't want to be sneezing on that long.
They have different price points on different pillows, right, Oh, yeah, pillows.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
You can get a ten dollar pillow and then you
can get upwards to like fifty sixty.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Seventy dollars pillow.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Right, And I feel least me because I've had most
because you know that my pillow is not cheap. You
can tell the difference between a ten dollar pillow and
an expensive pillow.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Right.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
But you don't feel that way with genes. You don't
feel that way with a lot of things. That the
more you pay it's better.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, you're probably right, because when it comes to like
clothes like that, uh, it's you're just paying for a
name and a brand, but not with a pillow.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
But not with a pillow, And I feel the pillows
are a little bit more comfortable and that's why it's
worth paying that extra money or whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Jeans jeans or Genes jeans or jeans or genes. Now
I say that there are differences, right, Like I've had
the Walmart brand faded Glory jeans before, that's the name
of their and awesome, they're not good jeans. I've had
Old Navy jeans before, and you think Old Navy.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
That's a good name, right. Don't like them, don't like
them at all. But I find some jeans at Target,
I forget the name of their brand or whatever, and uh,
they're good, they're solid. But I don't need to go
out and buy, you know, a one hundred dollars pair
of Levi's or something like that. What's that do for me?
You know, I tried them and they're just Maybe that's

(12:39):
just me.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
I'm just saying that mentality is across the board. Yeah, Now,
you're right, some things you pay more for, including pillows,
and they're just they're just pillows.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
You're just paying for a name. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
So with that being said, how come you know sheets
sheets are the same way?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Right? A sheet is a sheet is a sheet.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
I'm not sheeting you, right, but you get those expensive
Egyptian Cotten, you know, nine hundred thread count sheets, and
they're way better, way more comfortable than those t shirt
type sheets you know what I'm talking about made out
of that type of material or some you know, five

(13:19):
dollars job that you got at the Walmart.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
So I mean, it's still I.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
Don't disagree with you. I don't disagree with you. We
went down and rabbit hole, my wife and I did
with towels, right like bath towels is also in the
same thing. A towel is a towel is a towel
and when no, no, really no, it's besides the material
they're made with. There's really only a couple of ways

(13:44):
to make a towel. Now, we've tried to buy like
those Turkish towels, and you know what those are.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
They look like waffles and they're supposed to be really well,
they're not that great.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
The best towels we have had have been the cheap
ones you buy at bed, bath and Beyond or whatever
it was that were big, because we liked the big towels.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, yeah, I feel you. I've got two. I've got
two towels that I use. I have a closet of towels,
like let's just say, like I'm gonaive them like a
half a dozen almost or whatever, maybe a little more
than that.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
But I only use two of them because they're the softer,
bigger towels, and the other ones I have they just
feel like hot garbage and I don't like them.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
When I get out the shower.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, this
ain't going to work. And if that towel, if my
towel gets used by somebody else.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Bad news.

Speaker 8 (14:29):
Man.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
My wife and I share towels, do you Yeah, there
ain't know the wrong with that, I guess. I mean
some people be like, oh, we're clean up when we
use them. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, So it's all
good except when we wipe par cracks but the and
then it's okay. Yeah. It's a different.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
And I'm not saying you can't buy towels or pillows
with high quality materials, right, that's different, But there's only
a couple of ways to make. It's like a peanut
butter and jelly. A peanut butter and jelly is a
peanut butter and jelly now now based on quality e ingredients.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
There you go. It is the difference you're you're putting
great value brand or or whatever. Always save brand.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
Peanut butter up against you know, Peter Pan, and there's
a huge taste difference. I know this isn't gonna land
well with people, but Ralph Lauren doesn't make great towels,
but you'll buy them thinking, man, they're great towels.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, because there's that name attached, yes, or our pottery
barn or whatever. A towel. There's only a few ways
to make a towel. It's quite the simple thing.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
Yeah, but I know you've had some cheap towels, especially
hotel towels.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah. Right, that feels like you're drying off with construction paper.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
All I want is for it to be soft, and
I want it to absorb the water off my body.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Fair. I think that's that's not that much to ask.
But unfortunately you can't test that in the store.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
You can test it on the shelf like, yeah, that's soft,
and then one time you'll wash it.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Right, it loses everything it's got.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
Yes, I don't know why the Air Jordan brand doesn't
make bed sheets. I don't know why the Air Jordan
brand doesn't make towels because people snatch them up. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, a little little towel with the jump man
down in the corn or whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, yeah, you're absolutely right. But we spush lawns and
shoes and shoes alone. To make no mistake. Nike is
a marketing company. That is all they are. They don't
make shoes. They contract it out to someone else. Yeah. Yeah,
sweatshops and like you know, Indonesia.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
You can't go to the Nike factory. You go to
a factory that makes shoes, that sells them to Nike.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
So we buy them up. Oh yeah, it costs like
maybe ten dollars to make them, I don't know, and
then you're paying what eighty bucks four a pair of Nikes.
Look evil? It looks outside.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
Oh it looks evil. That's awesome. There's like a weird
glow in the sky. It's like a like an atomic
bombing off.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
You know.

Speaker 7 (17:00):
Well, I don't know for real, but yeah, you're haze, yeah,
because it's right up in the sky, but the sun
is not up. No no, no, no, no, that's crazy.
All right, listen, we got that was all over the place.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
But that's what we do. What are you starting to
like as you get older?

Speaker 7 (17:15):
A case of Miller Lite and a pair of tickets
see Ice nine Kills Athetels Theater on August thirteenth, could
be yours. Get your answer to that question to us
BM A mess and what that is to eight two
nine four five? What are you starting to like as
you get older? BM mess and whatever that is to
eight two nine four five. Gonna take a break and
we'll be back.

Speaker 9 (17:31):
More of The Big Man Morning Show is next ninety KMOD.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Six oh kmod.
We are giving away beer for freging Ay Friday.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
It every Friday. Today. We want to know what are
you starting to like as you get older? And overwhelmingly
we've already got it pretty connected.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
I didn't expect that as the answer, but uh, there
is a consensus already. But get yours to us for
a chance to win Miller Lite and tickets to Ice
nine Kills for Friday night Friday. We'll do that coming
up in a minute. Lindsay's out today we do have
news quikies and Fridays we do just the headlines.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
It's time for news quakies, world news, local news and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Gibby and Lindsay with what's going on Newsquakies from The
Big Man Morning showing ninety seven five.

Speaker 7 (18:37):
A woman gets two months in jail for overfeeding her dog.
I mean I could see how that would be.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Bad. Yeah, I got but how do you know? Did
the dog go no more? And she kept feeding it?
B woman claims she hasn't slept in over thirty years.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
What no way does she just not remember sleeping? Because
your body will shut down?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
What? It's just out of character for a woman to
overdramatize something.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
No, you don't say doctors remove a twenty six inch
eel from a man's butt after it bites his intestine.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
He's a nice dude. Why every time this headline or
something like it comes up?

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Why my wife and I do this thing when somebody's
done something and we don't understand why they've done it.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
You know, we can't put our brains around it.

Speaker 7 (19:36):
And I always like to say what she hates is
maybe we've got it wrong.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I think putting a twenty don't know, you don't know.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
You are absolutely don't know, Corbin. I've never shoved a
twenty six inch eel live, eel mine anywhere anywhere. Let
alone up my button, let it bite my intestine. Yeah,
you're right, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm not
saying it's accurate. I'm not saying we are incorrect. But
sometimes somebody tried milk and people were.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Like what and they're like, well, maybe he's got it.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
Maybe maybe we don't know, and they, you know, got
under the hood there and went to tug on some otters.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, sure, that's a good thing that actually benefits some things.

Speaker 7 (20:27):
Right and society and the world. But they didn't know
that then, so you think that's what we're doing. We're
just shoving things up our ass to No, I'm no,
I'm saying no, you said that. I didn't say that.
They didn't know that with milk. They're like the guy
came back wiping his face. He's likeeah, guys, they found
the most delicious.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Thing, like great words, and he's like, well you now
hear me out.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
Yeah, I just don't jump to conclusions, right right.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Do you know that animal out in the field.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Yeah, man, we're considering eating because we think it might
be delicious on an open flame, youah, the one with
the horns, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, well not that one
tried that one. That one did not like it. This
one didn't seem to care. And and it takes a
couple and you have to do it right, right right.
I tried it like seven times and nothing happened. Then

(21:22):
I realized, well, what if I do more of a
pension roll?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
It worked? Now on my bellies full come on, come on, guys,
come on, well you doing down there, Tony? I discovered something.
Get down here.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
I bet this is better cold right, let it come
to room temperature. Just saying that's one thing in our
society that we had no idea about. Train crash kills
driver pulling into his driveway.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Train crash kills driver, Well, who lives right next to
the god dang railroad tracks. Anyway, someone has to And furthermore, Susan,
didn't they have those cross beams that come down ding
ding ding, you know, in his driveway?

Speaker 7 (22:14):
Well, at least close. I would think. Let's just say
he lived adjacent. I don't know the story. I just
know the adjacent to the tracks, like they ran in
his backyard or something. And the train crashes and the
cars push into his driveway. Wouldn't he either hear or
see that action. Trains derailing is quite loud.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
A train in general is just quite loud. Green Power
Ranger wanted for alleged assault on an elderly man. Now
here's the thing, man, I just you have this image problem.
B bro.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
There's something about the Green Power Ranger, because this isn't
the first Green Power Ranger that's gotten in trouble. I
think there was another Power Ranger, a green one. Who
heard somebody? So there's something with the Green boy Ranger suit.
They're the boys, you think so, I'm just saying that
the boys they do a lot of bad stuff but
also good stuff. Free men ended up in er after

(23:12):
swallowing metal beer bottle caps while drunk.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Oh did you mistake them for some mixed nuts? I can.
I've been like, no, you can't. You get what you deserve.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Then, dumb ass Pennsylvania man transforms a bumper car into
a highway ready vehicle. That's fun. That is somebody has
free time, right? What are you starting to like as
you get older? Free time restaurants say they're not charging
tourists more, they're just charging locals less.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
So they're profiling. I do have to give my id
right exactly as they work out. Right.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
Man on a stolen Walmart scooter leads police on a
loose beaches pull over, just nope, straight ahead. I've noticed this.
This is a thing, at least at my Walmart anyway.
Little bastard kids will hop in those carts and then
just cruise around Walmart. They don't need them. They walk

(24:12):
in there just fine. These kids are fifteen, sixteen years old,
seventeen years old, and they'll a couple of them and
they'll just race around Walmart and.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
These little it is. It's stupid.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
I'm like, guys, come on, there's people that actually need
these things.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Aah.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Not everybody that gets one needs well. Oh absolutely.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
I want to get groceries the other day and there's
this lady that was in in one of those little
scooters or whatever, and I feel, if you can get
out of the scooter, walk over to where you're needing
what to get, and then pull it off the top
shelf and then go back to your scooter and sit
your hat.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
You don't need it.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
I argue, if you can get from the car to
this store, yeah, I don't know if you know it
well it's a lot of walking. It is it is,
and if you did more of it, you wouldn't need
this scooter. Fatty and a lot of people you'll see,
and not everybody is taking advantage of it, but there
are people that do. And you'll see when they're going
through the aisles, they just think they own the aisle.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
They're a main character in the store.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
Oh and people like, oh, go ahead, like they're helping
some handicap person.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I don't do that. I'm like, you're just another customer.
That's it. That's it.

Speaker 7 (25:22):
When Barbie learned what a gynecologist was, so did many
other people, according to new study. I'm gonna assume that's
part of the Barbie movie that I haven't watched. But okay,
I don't see plastic doll going to ghano.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
But what do I know? Right, what do I know?
Woman hides bag of drugs and a bag labeled bag
of drugs. They won't look there. Why would someone ever
label it bag of drugs? You gotta love an organized druggie,
you know, if they had a label maker.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
That's my people, right, American flag should be born in
the US now, according to Congress, Well.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, American flag maide in China. Come on, just now,
we're getting to that.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
Huh uh, just now the big Things Corbyn study finds
that gen Z women have gotten significantly hornier in the
return to office work.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I don't know how you gauged that. Would you like
to take a survey? Excuse me? I ask you something
answered in front of the coworkers.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
Yes, would you say that you have gotten hornier since
you have come back to work?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I wouldn't even know, Like, what does horny mean? Define horny?
No sense of arousal?

Speaker 7 (26:36):
I guess I just feel like that's a pretty broad stroke.
An alternative healer has been found guilty of manslaughter following
the death of a seventy one year old woman at
one of his slapping workshops.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
A slapping workshop. Huh.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Not only is it a slapping workshop, but it's a
woman at a slapping workshop.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
So does this guy get slap?

Speaker 9 (26:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I'm just saying, like, is he just having these workshops
simply just to slap some bitches? I don't know. I
am flap. I don't know what kind of are we
talking about? Slapping? Like on the.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
Bottom right, slap across the face, flap across the face?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Do you go over all the basic slaps, different kind
of slaps.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
I tried Mountain dew zero sugar yesterday and told my
wife it slaps.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's a very valid point. I don't think it's that
kind of slack.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
I don't know just to it could be a workshop
on how to determine what is good and what is not,
what slaps and what doesn't slap. Missouri woman admitted to
killing and kidnapping a pregnant Arkansas woman.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
That seems to happen. What happened here too. There was
a story like that where that happened here too. Probably
let her have her baby. You don't need it. I'm
just gonna keep you here until you have the baby.
Then you can go. God.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
The ones that kidnap them, kill them and then open
up their belly and steal the baby like they think
they know what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Get out of here, psychopaths.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Some people like to make arguments with this phrase, Hey,
it's it's it's nature. It's a woman's nature to want
to do that, to have a bit. Nope, we make
this argument with men and they just can't. They gotta
spread their seed. It's just nature and women. If you're
gonna use an argument there. It has to be like
women pro create. That is literally one of the things

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that they can do no one else can.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
And they're like, why I gotta have a baby. I
can't have one. I've got to get my own.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Absolutely, if we're gonna go with the nature argument, it
is natural for animals in the wild to go and
you know, be non monogamous pretty much just bang everything,
spread their seed, repopulate their their population. Right women, female
animals one can't do that. They're just sitting there taking

(28:48):
it and two female animals at least. I've never seen
a story anywhere where like, let's just say, a female
deer a doe, a deer, a female deer right right,
go and kills another dough and steals her baby. I've
never seen that in nature at all whatsoever. We don't
have a lot of deer coverage in their life habits.

(29:10):
But your point's well taken. But I do see a
lot of stories where nature animals, wildlife animals, birds in particular,
will kick one out of the nest and kill it
because they don't like it. Well, that's true, yes, So
that is also nature that we that part we don't
accept I'll give you that killing your babies, but killing
other pregnant ones for their baby, right, not so much.

(29:33):
Women claims her cancer returned after agent refused to let
her fly with emotional support French bulldog in first class.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Cancer is a tricky one, isn't it? Oh, my cancers
coming back? I must sit in first class with champagne.
Get out of here, a lot of seat.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
The phone scammer tricks woman into undressing on face. See
that again, Yeah, a phone scammer tricks a woman and
undressing on FaceTime. So instead of hey, I need your
bank account information, I need to see your boobs, phone
scammers FaceTime.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I guess I don't know. I don't have iPhone, so
I don't FaceTime. I can't FaceTime.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
You don't know any visual phone call I do, like
through Snapchat.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
They have video calling.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Facebook has video calling as well, So I guess if
that's what we're calling FaceTime?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
You know? Yes, So they used to call it duo
on on Google.

Speaker 7 (30:34):
Yeah, is that what you used before? And then it's
now it's called meat. I think, yeah, No, I've never
used those because I don't trust them to be honest
with But you trust Facebook. Uh, barely Snapchat, Snapchat. I
don't trust any of them, really.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
But it's just what makes snapchat more trustworthy. I don't
know a big proud name recognition. I mean, Google's got
some pretty good name recognition. Well, yeah, Google does. But
I don't know what this due is. I don't know what.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
The WhatsApp is. By the way, let's bring this up again.
What are you starting to like as you get older?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
In this case? Trust? Right, I'm starting to dislike trust. Uh.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
Chipotle employee says his boss chased him at gunpoint because
he didn't take out the trash.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
What a dick man? I mean, you'll get a pizza
party when he does. Oh. Absolutely, that's a little too far.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
Nebraska police are looking for a person who left nine
pounds of meth inside a rental car. I could see
you forget your phone, you forget your glasses. How do
you forget nine pounds of meth? I almost asked how
much nine pounds was? Is nine pounds a lot in
terms of I don't know, No, I don't know like

(31:49):
what nine like?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
What a pound of meth looks like? Right? Is nine
pounds a lot? It's a lot? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Even an ounce you if you look at an ounce
of myth or an ounce of cocaine, or an ounce
of powder at all, whatsoever, You're like, that's a lot.
That's a lot. Nine pounds. That's like getting, you know,
two small bags of dog food filled with math. Okay,
I don't know if this calculation is right, but that's

(32:14):
about thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Worth of math.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
Okay, might be even more than that, but yeah, I
don't know. I never really sold them. Have to be
honest with you, probably best, Okay, Yeah, uh, car hits
dry car hits divider as drunk youths perform threesome with
women inside speeding vehicle in presence of four kids. There's
a lot going on there. Let me read it again.

(32:40):
Kudos to the teenagers. Car hits divider as drunk utes
perform threesome with women women inside speeding vehicle in presence
of four kids.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
So there's two teenagers and then the woman who obviously
is the mother of these four children.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
So what I don't know if that's obvious just because
as a woman and children doesn't mean she's the mother
of those children. True, But also the headline doesn't clarify
if the kids are on the side of the road
road just witnessing it, or if they're in the car
witnessing it.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
To me, it sounds like they're in the car, but
headlines are misleading. That's the whole point of this segment
we do all week, right.

Speaker 7 (33:14):
Maybe true car hits divider, so that could be a
separate incident. As drunk youths perform threesome with woman inside
speeding vehicle, could be a separate speeding vehicle.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Huh. In presence of four kids.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
That's a lot going on on the outside. I'd rather
have everybody in the same car, to be fair. It's
a threesome. That's a lot going on kids these days, man,
just taking chances am drunk utes.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
What like?

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Nineteen? Are you if you're under twenty one? Are you
a drunk youth?

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Now? Are if you're twenty? It doesn't say underage no,
but it's if eighteen is considered an adult legally, right,
So I would imagine if anything, you're right, twenty one,
you're definitely an adult.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
You're not a youth anymore. You're into your twenties, right,
So twenty one in below twenty and below? How ill
he was saying nineteen in below? Because I feel twenty
is very adultish. I don't disagree, but it says drunk
youths implying like thirteen year olds. I always think it's
sixteen and seventeen maybe, but yeah, thirteen year olds can

(34:26):
get drunk in a car and have a threesome with
a woman in front of her kids as they're speeding
down the road and okay, into a divider. There's no
universally agreed international definition of the youth age group. For
statistical purposes, the United Nations, without prejudice to any other definitions,
defines youth as people between the ages of fifteen and
twenty four.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Wow, okay, I think that's a little on the app
you know, far.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
But the headline would be accurate if it was a
twenty four year old. The headline reads as if it's
miners like children. Yeah, well, if it's a twenty four
year old, I mean, fine, not fine to be having
sex in a speeding car with four kids in the backseat,
But to be honest, the kids is really the only violation.
They didn't say they were driving drunk.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
No, they were just drunk. But how obanion, how would
they have crashed into the divider? If they weren't driving
accidents happened with sober people too.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
Well, yeah, absolutely, I'm not saying that they're drunk, but
I mean they're still driving a car. And it says
that they were drunk because it's a drunken use. Yeah,
but it didn't say drunk driving use. I'm just saying
the headline is so fantastic good. There's so much to unpack.
What are you starting to like as you get older? BMMS?
And what that is to eight two nine four five.

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Speaker 9 (35:48):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, A big nest
Morning Show, Tulsa's rock Station ninety KMOD.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Good morning, It's the big Mad Morning Show. Lindsay's alb
and I got your balls for the wall Sportfore you
do that? Wore we do that? We gotta do the
mouse because I'm just in a trance. Give me away
a beer freaking at Friday? JP is on, Hey JP?

(36:27):
How are you hey? Anyway?

Speaker 10 (36:29):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
How much? Man? What are you starting to like as.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
You get older, isolation, I like nothing.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Do you like just being by yourself?

Speaker 11 (36:42):
Well, I wouldn't necessarily say being by myself, but I'm
just too old to be running around and clubbing and
whatever else. I just I want to do my own thing.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
How old are you forty three? Yeah? When was the
last time you went clubbing? Probably two and twenty, so
you were twenty three.

Speaker 7 (37:08):
Awesome, man, We're gonna hook you up so you can
club by yourself. Give me tell him exactly what he's
gonna get, not that you use the tickets.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Congratulations, your old ass just scored a case of Miller
Lite Extra and up here tickets to ice nin.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Kills Mack to you, Corvin, Hey online friend, appreciate you
sharing with us.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Don't go towhere so can he can get your info? Okay,
sansor all right, buddy.

Speaker 7 (37:33):
Now let's see what we got for Balls to the
Wall Sports. The Texans lost a storm shortened Hall of
Fame game in Canton. Houston lost to the Struggle Bears
twenty one to seventeen in a game that you'll see
none of.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Those people dressed the rest of the season. It's not
a lie. You might get Mills out there depends if C. J.
Stroud As is the bed. No, that's fair. He knew
he was out. I was out two games last year
with concussions.

Speaker 7 (38:07):
Starting qarterback Davis Mills completed ten to thirteen passes for
one hundred two yards and a touchdown. Case Ketum was
seven for nine was seventy eight yards. The Texans begin
preseason plague, going zero to one. They will visit the
Pittsburgh Steelers next Friday, and the Bears will face the
Bills next Saturday.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, it was I was hopeful for the taxes. I'm like,
it's the Bears. It's the Bears. Come on.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
I thought they looked okay. I thought the Bears looked
I thought both teams actually looked pretty good.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Good. What'd you think about the new kickoff I think
it's fine.

Speaker 7 (38:37):
Last year there was like there was like two kickoff
returns all year last year. That's the big reason for
the change is the NFL wants kickoff returns and this
is a way to try and make that happen. I'd
rather them try to make it happen than nothing. It's
a little odd to watch, it is it is, So
they did it to eliminate the touch back essentially, Is
that what you're saying. I tried to mass collisions and

(38:59):
to increase the chance of a return. Yeah, okay, okay,
I thought it was just over concussions or whatever. But
I'm with you, don't be a pussy and then hide
out in the end zone and do a touch back
and get my twenty five yards.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I get that.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
But they still only got twenty five yards on the
return at most twenty six, yeah, at most or whatever.
So okay, I would like to see them go a
little bit further on, yeah, on a return into the
forty thirty, but whatever. I think it's gonna be interesting
to see guys that can kick the ball really far.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Still, there still can be a touchback.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
Oh absolutely absolutely, because what they they They're kicking it
from the thirty five, right, yeah, and everybody else is
lining up on the opposite forty or whatever. So yeah,
there's a chance you can still get a touch back.
But I think I think most of them are gonna.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Dial that power back just so week.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
I don't know, man, because it was strategy right to
take the touch back, because you did. Why take the
chance of fumbling right when you just let it go
out of the back of the end zone and hit
the ball.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
It's twenty five or whatever.

Speaker 7 (39:55):
Yeah, but there's balls to all sports from Corbin in
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(40:19):
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Speaker 2 (40:38):
And we're giving away beer for friggin Ay Friday and
you can get a case of Miller Light Extra and
a pair of tickets to ice nine kills. That's gonna
be at the Tuls Theater on August thirteenth.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
You just have to answer this question, what are you
starting to like as you get older?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
What are you starting to like as you get older?

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Send that text to us BMMS and the answer to
eight two nine four five gimb what are you starting
to like as you get older. A number one naps.
I love a nap. I am a sucker for a nap.
Nothing like just crashing out in the middle of the day.
Now here's the problem that I have, because it's a

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fine line between a nap and just sleeping.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Right.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
I will take a nap two sometimes three hours. But
isn't that just essentially sleeping all right? Because I sleep
at night about.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Maybe four five hours throughout the night.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
Okay, they say you've got to get eight hours of sleep,
nine hours of sleep, you know, to be well rested,
or blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I do just break it up, you know, half of
it overnight and the other half in the afternoon, and
I'll get up do my things or whatever, and then
eight o'clock comes rolling around. That's another thing, too early bedtime.

Speaker 7 (41:58):
I was telling my kid the other day. When you're younger,
you hate naps, you hate going to bed early, you
hating in your vegetables.

Speaker 10 (42:05):
M M.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
As you get older, you love naps, you love going
to bed early. You don't mind eating your vegetables.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Goddamn, now you say that. That's another one.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
That's another one, like growing up Brussels sprouts smell like farts, right,
And I'm like, no, that's disgusting. As I've gotten older,
I like the brussels now, granted, you know, I'll roast
mine with some olive oil and salt and pepper.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
Eating just regular plain boiled brussels doesn't sound appealing to
me at all whatsoever. But you know, you slap some
olive oil on a some bitch with some seasoning, throw
it in the oven for a little while.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Sign me up, Sign me up.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
I can't wait until the five years when we're doing
this show. You're a vegetarian now, like.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
God, oh, I'll let you know. Don't worry leave me.
I'm aware, so corbon, I've converted. Ha again.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
Yeah, I'm a vegan now. Oh god, no, A life
without meat sounds terrible. I'm just saying, never know, you
were right. Something could happen. I could actually go to
the doctor for once, and they're gonna be like, listen, gimbe,
you need to layoff all the steaks and hamburgers that

(43:23):
you're eating, you know, eat more boiled chicken and vegetables.
My wife and I tried for a week to drink
electrolytes in the morning, first thing when you wake up,
Likeikipedia lighter or like a Gatorade electric light or something
more sophisticated than that, right, a little more advanced. Okay,
and so and no coffee for ninety minutes after you

(43:46):
wake up.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Really, yeah, we tried it for a week, dude. It
was night and day. Okay.

Speaker 7 (43:51):
You would think most people like, I gotta have my coffee.
I'm not awake till I have my coffee. And we
found that we were way more awake and we were
less tighed throughout the day.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (44:02):
And the point being is unless you try it for
a week to see how it is, there's no way
you don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
You could try giving up meat for a week and
be like, Okay, I actually feel better, I'm sleeping better,
I'm doing this more. I am not giving up my meat.
I will give up a lot of things in life, right,
meat is not one of them. I didn't say you
had to give it up. I said you had to
try it for a week. I don't see how that goes,
and then maybe you would, you know, throttle it occasionally.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I am not even going to entertain the thought of.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
Giving up meat, giving up steak for a week, you know,
because I have steak and potatoes at least twice in
a month. Right, every paycheck, I go and and damn,
Winko's got great deals. Man, I go in there and
I get revised. You get four of them for like
sixteen dollars. But the show was brought to you by
wind Co. Give me something, win go. I'm just saying.

(44:58):
I'm just saying, so I'll get that split. That's two,
that's two three meals right here for me, right, and
I do that at least, you know, every paycheck.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I am not going to entertain that.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
A life without a juicy hamburger, a life without a nice, delicious,
perfectly roasted pork tenderloin.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I'll give you the coffee. I was thinking about that.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
Just yesterday, as a matter of fact, because when I
wake up in the morning, wake up at one thirty
every day Monday through Friday, right, that's when I get
up and I make a half a pot of coffee,
and I drink that half a pot of coffee. It's
just one really big glass before I leave for work.
Right as I'm playing my video games between one am

(45:41):
and one thirty am, and and three three is when
I get in the shower, all right, so gin an
hour and a half there, and I'm sipping on this
giant mug of coffee usually video gaming, video gaming, right,
and yesterday, I'm not gonna lie, I was a little
twaggered out off of that.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Cup of coffee.

Speaker 7 (45:57):
I'm you know, got my eyeballs, you're all wide open,
you know, I'm a little shaky or whatnot. And I'm like,
I should probably lay off the coffee and kind of
see where that gets me in life, because I don't
like that feeling anymore all whatsoever. So I'll give you that,
but no me, no sir. I'm just saying I'm not

(46:21):
trying to sell you on it. I'm just saying that
you don't know unless you try for a week. It's
a good way to know if there is a benefit
for you.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
You're absolutely right. You may you may not know that
you'll like antal sex unless you try it for a week.
Not gonna do it. I'm just not gonna try it.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
Hey, listen, as we started the show, if a lot
of people do it, you may be the odd one
out here.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Maybe.

Speaker 7 (46:45):
So we're asking what are you starting to like as
you get older bmms and whatever that is to eight
two nine four five case of Miller Liede extra in
compair of tickets to see Ice nine kills August thirteenth.
That's Tulsa Theater. Going for walks, Yeah, going for walks
by myself with other people.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I don't care. But going for a walk, okay, I
could see that. Uh that's a passing thought that I've had,
and that's where it ends. Sure. Have you felt how
hot it is outside? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Yeah, it'll cool when the sun goes down or before
you know the sun comes up.

Speaker 10 (47:23):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (47:23):
I mean, yes, it's hot. It's okay. You can go
for a thirty minute walk. People working it all day,
you can go for a walk.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
That's the difference between me and them.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
Though.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
That's why I got this job. It's yeah, but see
this is on your terms. They don't get to go inside, right,
going for a walk. Nothing wrong with being in the
heat for thirty minutes, Nothing wrong with getting the sun
on your face for thirty minutes. Nothing wrong with, you know,
being alone with your thoughts.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Oh there's a lot wrong with that. Have you heard
my thoughts?

Speaker 7 (47:49):
No? No, I haven't heard your thoughts. I've just heard
your mouth move.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I don't want to be alone with those things. New.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
I'm just saying, as I get older, I bent the
benefit and slower walking slower. We went to a thing
at the school last week and we're walking to My
wife and I were walking to the school. I'm like,
where are you running to?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Right? She's like, what do you mean? I'm like, you're
walking really fast. She's like, I'm just trying to get there.
I'm not. I'm not trying to walk fast.

Speaker 7 (48:18):
I'm like, Okay, to be fair, she is taller than you,
and she's not taller than me.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
She's not taller than me. Nice, try the other one
for me.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
And again, why are you starting to like starting to
like as you get older drinking less?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I'm starting to like that more and more.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
Okay, the cost the benefit of getting a good night's sleep,
a well rested sleep, feeling good the next morning. Overwhelmingly,
the number of attributes on why I like it outweighs
forgetting what happened?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Right? I feel you, I feel you. I don't drink
less per se, I just don't drink as often, if
that makes sense, right, Because there for a little while
it would be it would be a I take a.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
Break on Sundays, right, so when Monday morning comes around,
I'm not feeling like hammered ass. Right, Yeah, But Monday
through Saturday, you can pretty well bet it's going down.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Right. But one day that was my day of rest.
Manc right, exactly, Man, So I figure why not. But
as things have progressed in my life lately, it's been, uh,
not so much. Maybe have one or one or two
you know, you know, in the evening time while I'm

(49:49):
making dinner or something like that, But it's not like
it's not like I'm getting smashed and then waking up
with a with a hell of a hangover on Wednesday.
Thursday's a different story.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
But nonetheless, yeah, yeah, the idea of drinking and then
getting up and doing the show sounds so horrible. I
can't even put my mind around it. Somebody text in says,
the thing is, when you work in it all day,
the last thing you want to do is be out
in the heat anymore.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
One percent.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
Yeah, totally get it. A lot of people don't have
jobs out in the heat though, right, So go outside
and walk around. Why don't you melt ah, it's it's hot, yes,
uh huh. But for you to be out in it
for thirty minutes, ain't that big of a deal, man,
I'm telling you listening yesterday, I was talking to a

(50:38):
listener on the phone. I was in my garage, right,
and maybe if I wasn't in the garage, it might
have been a little bit different. But I was on
the phone with this guy for maybe ten minutes before
I said, f this, I'm going outside because sweatch just
pouring inside. You're going inside because swet's just pouring down

(50:59):
my face, in my body, it's getting my paper all wet.
I'm starting to hyperventilate because it's so hot outside. I'm
just like, this ain't working for me. Yeah, And I'm sure,
I'm sure that if I did it more often, how
do you get better at something can't be practiced. So
if you did it more often, I probably would get
used to it, it wouldn't be as bad.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
But I don't want to do that. I hear you it.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
I'm not something I love doing. And I've said this
to you before, and I've said it to your brother before.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
When it's hot, I always think.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
About your brother and if I if he can work
in it all day, and he's a badass. But but
if he can work in it all day, I can
go for a walk for thirty minutes. I can go
in the garage and do something for ten minutes. Yeah, yeah,
it ain't. I'm using your brother as the collective universal
people that work out in the heat.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Right right by long cair people, roofers stuff.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
Like, Yes, I can go out and you know whatever,
sweep out the garage or go for a walk.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
I'm not gonna melt. And by the way, when you
go inside, man, it feels awesome, isn't it. Though, Like
my air conditioner barely keeps up.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
It's usually seventy seven in my house, right, but when
it's one hundred and six outside, Yeah, yeah, my air
conditioner is week eight f and uh, I mean it is.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
What it is. Is what happens when you have a rent house, right,
So so it's seventy seven in the house, but I
go outside, you know, because I don't smoke in the house,
all right, and it's one hundred and six outside, I'll
come in and I will thrive. And that's seventy seven degrees. Man.
I last night, I.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
Woke up this morning and my phone I had an
alert on my phone for my weather station for those
who know, I have a weather station at my dork.
I love I love my weather station. I got an
alert last night that it feels like was over one
hundred at like one in the morning.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yeah, no thing, no, thank you.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
I woke up because I got the AC it finally
cooled down, I got the fans on.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I wake up shiver and I'm like, oh right, some.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
Good texts coming in on What are you starting to
like as you get older? Gets your text to us
BMMS and whatever that is to eight two nine four
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the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Nine one eight four six Oh K M O D.

Speaker 7 (53:35):
You can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five Livesey's out,
But we're gonna play a game because we got tickets
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can be yours.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
You just gotta beat me. In the numbers game. You
call up at nine one eight four six, oh kmod.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
You tell us the category you want numbers, percentages, and
are averages. I will step away, I won't be able
to hear anything, and then Gimby will ask five questions
to you.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I'll return get the same five question. Whoever's closest to
the answer gets the point. Person with the most points
wins or blocks you from seeing Rockklahoma nine one eight
four six oh kmod nine one eight four six, oh kmod.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Chance? Chance?
How are you today? Budden?

Speaker 11 (54:23):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Are you good? Man? So? What category do you want? Numbers?
Percentages or averages? Let's go average average?

Speaker 7 (54:30):
As it is, it's five questions from Gimpy. I'm gonna
step away so I won't be able to hear the questions.
Gimby will let me know when I can come back.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (54:39):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I am all right, and says we get this together here.
First question on the line is doctors say a person
will fart an average of how many times a day?
Doctors say a person will farts an average of how
many times a day? Chance, Let's put seven seven times a.

Speaker 7 (54:59):
Day, All right, chance, humans poop an average of how
many times a day humans poop?

Speaker 2 (55:07):
And average of how many times a day?

Speaker 11 (55:09):
Go two?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Two times a day, he says, chance.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
A twenty seventeen survey of twenty one hundred people in
the United States and Europe found that women had a
lifetime average of how many sexual partners.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Oh, so twenty three, twenty three, he says, all right, chance.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
What else we got here?

Speaker 7 (55:34):
The typical person will make an average of how many
phone calls each year. The typical person will make an
average of how many phone calls each year.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Let's say seven thousand, he says, all right, chance.

Speaker 7 (55:52):
Last one here, The typical person will spend an average
of how many years on the phone in their lifetime.
The typical person will spend an average of how many
years on the phone in their lifetime? So four four, Okay,
we'll get Corbin over here, real quick, go ahead, and

(56:13):
my friend there he is now, he's back on.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
He can hear things, Gorbyn. Yes, the category's averages, are
you ready? Yes? All right, Corbyn?

Speaker 7 (56:20):
First question here is doctors say a person will fart
an average of how many times a day? Twelve twelve
times a day, He says, all right, Corbyn, humans poop
and average of how many.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Times a day? Once? Okay, one time, Corbin.

Speaker 7 (56:41):
A twenty seventeen survey of twenty one hundred people in
the United States and Europe found that women had a
lifetime average of how many sexual partners. Lifetime average of
sexual partners. I'm gonna say seven plus three, ten, ten,

(57:02):
Jesus ten.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Alright, coryn.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
The typical person will make an average of how many
phone calls each year?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
One thousand, one thousand, all right, and last one here, Corbyn. Uh,
the typical person will spend an average of how many
years on the phone in their lifetime? How many years
on the phone?

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (57:29):
Typical person will spend an average of how many years
on the phone in their lifetime?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Twelve twelve? He says, all right, how do you think
I did? Their? Chance?

Speaker 12 (57:40):
Pretty solid?

Speaker 2 (57:41):
All right? Well, let's find out all right. When the
question was asked, doctor, say a person will fart an
average of how many times a day? Chance said seven
times a day.

Speaker 7 (57:52):
Corbyn says an average person will fart twelve times a day.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Well, the answer is fifteen.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
Nice a Corbyn got now on the board with one
I need two more to block you chants from going
to Orockklahoma for free. Question two, all right, the question
here is humans poop and average of how many times
a day? Chance said twice, two times a day, and
you only said one. The answer of how many times

(58:18):
an average personal poop a day is three? What it says,
humans poop and average of three times a day.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
That's a lot of poop. That's a lot of time.
Do you think so? Yes? For me, that's at least
an hour a day. That's long poops. You're on the
board one one to one. Question three, Question number three,
a twenty seventeen a survey of twenty one hundred people
in the United States and Europe found that women have
an average lifetime of how many sexual partners? That's the

(58:48):
long ask question. Chance said twenty three.

Speaker 7 (58:52):
Partners in their lifetime an answer, and then Corbin said ten.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Yeah, you always had.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Three, so I just went with seven and then added three. Well,
stuck with seven because that's the answer. Still the closest thuff.
That means I've got two chances, got one Rockahoma tickets
on the line. Get the full lineup and link for
tickets that came out Dot com question four. Question number
four here is the typical person will make an average
of how many phone calls in or each year? Chance said,

(59:20):
the typical person will make an average of seven thousand
phone calls wow in a year, and then Corbin said,
one thousand phone calls in a year, and the answer
is eleven hundred. Okay, look at that Chance. I'm so sorry, man,

(59:40):
you're not gonna get those tickets, but I appreciate you playing.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Man, have a good day. Yeah you later. Yeah. I
went with three a day and then just added some
on top of it makes sense. I guess I wouldn't
even know where to start. It seems like, you know,
make a lot of phone calls in a year. I
guess it depends on what you're doing.

Speaker 7 (59:55):
For get it's average, right, so he can't go with you, right, right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
So I guess eleven hundred sounds about right. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Last question that's one here, the typical person will spend
an average of how many years on the phone in
their lifetime. Chance says they'll sen they'll spend four years
on the phone in their lifetime, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
You Corbin said, twelve years. The answer there's two.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Chance, when I got that one right.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
It doesn't matter though he's not getting those tickets Rock
Oklahoma tickets. If you need anything for Rockaholma at the
website that rockskmode dot com. We want to know from
you what are you starting to like as you get older?
Bmms and what that is to eight two nine four five.
We're gonna give away some beer as well as tickets
to see Ice nine Kills when we come back.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
So you gept nothing good day, sir?

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
You gept nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
It's the Big Man Morning Show nine one eight for six.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Oh hey, m O D.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
You can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. We're giving
away beer for freaking a Friday. We want to know
from you what are you starting to like aus you
get older? Casey Miller Lite extra at a pair of
tickets to Ice nine Kills and Jonathan is on the line.
Hey Jonathan, how are you good?

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
How about itself?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Good man? What are you starting to like as you
get older?

Speaker 11 (01:01:34):
Missionary?

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Any particular reason?

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
For medical reasons?

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I got a dis look at it did so I
can't really be doing it too long, you know what
I mean? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, have you thought about getting that
disc fixed?

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
So maybe you don't have to be missionary Mary? Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:01:58):
No, all just wants me to way to to be
longer till I'm older. I'm only twenty nine years old,
so they want.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Me to wait, I say, young people with back surgery,
it's not that good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
At twenty nine.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
I feel like you should be hanging from the ceiling
fan and doing it, not just you.

Speaker 12 (01:02:11):
Know that old.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Well, I mean, listen, Vanilla is a great flavor. Gimp,
go ahead and tell him.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Exactly what he's gonna get. And oh, Carmon already likes
doing the group exercising right now, it's come food. Next,
it's water aerobics with million cecil. Here's a case of.

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
Miller Lite Extra and a pair of tickets to Eis
nine Kills.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Man take you Corbyn hang online their friends so gimp
you can make sure he has your personal info and
have a fantastic weekend. Okay, all right, yes, all well.

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
Corvin says here that the Senate GOP blocks passage of
a tax bill. Senter Republicans are blocking a tax package
that would have expanded the child tax credit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
And extended some business tax credits.

Speaker 7 (01:03:02):
The bill failed to advance in the procedural vote forty
eight to forty four, short of the sixty that it
needed to pass. The bipartisan bill passed the Republican led
House earlier this year, but senter Republicans raise concerns over
the cost. Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer accused the GOP
lawmakers taking a bill to avoid handing Democrats a win

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ahead of the twenty twenty four election. Lawmakers welcome prisoner
swap but raise concerns. House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Michael
McCall said that he was thrilled that Wall Street Journal
reporter Evan Agershovik and former Marine Paul Hoylan and others
were freed, but added and he's worried the exchange for

(01:03:47):
Russian prisoners could encourage future hostage taking. Meanwhile, Republican Senator
Todd Todd Young, who sits on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee,
said the exchange was not equal. He said US citizens
wrongfully detained are not the same as Russian war criminals.
I've been reading an article all morning off and whenever

(01:04:09):
I get a chance about the setup and how they
went about it, and how like one of the families
found out and they were called to come to the
White House in the middle of the night, okay, and
to bring.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Like their husband and this her husband and this other person.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
But don't tell anyone, okay, because it could I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Ruin, Like, how volatile is it? Apparently it's so volatile
even till like until the plane is on the ground
or in the air, it's volatile.

Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
They don't know, like a strong gust of wind could
change it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Right, You don't want to get your hopes up and
then you know, fail at the end. I guess that, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
And I know that there's some people that are harsh
critics of it and stuff. All I can say of
somebody I loved or I was taking, I would hope
they would do all they.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Could to get me home. Oh, absolutely, one hundred percent.
I agree. But war criminals don't we have somebody else
that we can give them. Yeah, it's not the way
negotiations worked, though, I guess, like you say. And that guy,
the guy who, like you know, their executioner, guy that
they released out of he was walking in Berlin and

(01:05:17):
shot somebody in the face in broad daylight, and we
just want to free him and hand him back I
mean it's not our Is it our call? No, it's
a German prisoner. We are the World Police Corps.

Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
Oh sure, I'm just saying, if you can put all
that stuff aside, I look at it like I would
want to be brought home.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
I agree. What else we got here? Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
President Biden is reportedly considering US defenses for Israel in
case of an attack by Iran, seeing and says that
JB spoke on the phone yesterday with Israeli Prime Minister
Benjamin Netting Yahoo and said that the US would support
Israel's defense against threats with new defensive military deployments. Iran

(01:05:59):
says that it will attack is Reeled in response to
the recent assassination of Hamas leader in Tehran, that attack
could occur within days.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Did they kill that Humas leader? And he was like, yeah,
we did it right? What up now? Sucker? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
And lastly here, the City of Collinsville proposes a ninety
five million dollar school bond vote. August twenty seventh is
when Collinsville voters can head to the poll and vote
on attacks increase for a ninety five million dollar bond.
The money will go towards new buildings for high schoolers,
pre K fifth grade and eventually sixth grade students. The

(01:06:40):
improvements also include new gymnasiums at the high school and
fifth grade center, and both will boo. Both will also
serve as storm shelters. All right, let's go ahead and
do balls to the wall sports. Lindsay is out, but
I've got it covered for you. The Chargers are going

(01:07:08):
to be without their franchise quarterback for the remainder of
training camp. The Los Angeles QB Justin abart Or Herbert
was diagnosed with a planter fascia injury in his right
foot fallowing Wednesday's practice and is now set to be
in a walking boot for the next two weeks. Plan
is for him to be on a gradual return to
play protocol end quote once he's out of the boot.

(01:07:29):
The team announced that a twenty six year old. The
twenty six year old is expect to be ready to
play at the start of the regular season. Easton Stick,
Max Dugan and Casey Bauman are the other kbs currently
on the LA roster.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Of those three, only one has played oh No any snaps.

Speaker 7 (01:07:45):
Easton played last year, and the Chargers host the Seattle
Seahawks and the preseason open on August tenth. A planner
Fascia injury is pretty rough, man. They hope he's ready.
It can take anywhere between six months to a year
to fully recover, depending on what the injury is that
he's dealing with.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
If it's a tear, it could be gnar lee.

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
Well, there's a chance that he may not play this
year at all, and they just paid him. Ain't that
something absolutely right? That's one of those you're like, eh,
the bully. Tom Cruise is working on a stunt to
close the Paris Olympics and pass the flag onto Los
Angeles for the twenty twenty eight games.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:08:23):
According to TMZ, the plan for the closing ceremonies will
see Tom Cruise repelling down the top of the Straw
de France with the official Olympic flag, which I believe
is the stadium they constructed. Then the TV broadcast will
cut to a previously courted film showing Cruise flying with
the flag from Paris to Los Angeles while he will

(01:08:46):
skydive down to the Hollywood Sign. Okay, keep in mind
Tom Cruise's right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yes, he's sixty two.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
He is a say what you will, but I think
he's weird, but he is a badass.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Yeah. Yeah, I think he's a robot.

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
He might he might be he might be alien something man. Yeah.
The Angels are gonna be without their superstar outfielder for
the remainder of the season. Centerfielder Mike Trout suffered another
meniscus tear in his surgically repaired left knee during a
rehab assignment and has been ruled out for the rest
of the year. Trout initially tore his meniscus on April

(01:09:27):
twenty ninth and underwent surgery four days later. He then
left to start with Triple A Salt Lake on the
twenty third after one plate appearance due to discomfort and
the knee. The Angels expect him to be fully ready
for the start of spring training next year. The thirty
two year old batted two twenty with ten home runs

(01:09:47):
and fourteen RBIs in twenty nine games this season. And
that's your balls the ball Sports, I'm Corbin on ninety
seven five came Ody, good morning, It's the Big nin
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
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Speaker 7 (01:10:11):
Could also text BMMS and then which you want to
say to eight two nine four five We're giving away
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you a case of Miller Light Extra and a pair
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Tulsa Theater.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Lindsay's out. Good morning, Gimba, Well, good morning, Gorbyn. We
are in Rock, Klahoma.

Speaker 7 (01:10:36):
Month counting down has begun Rock Oklahoma. Labor Day weekend
prior us a disturbed avenged sevenfold slip knot tons tons tons, tons, tons,
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Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Three days of Autinness is going down. Get your full lineup.
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Speaker 7 (01:10:53):
All right, so I have some I've semi prep for this.
I'm caught off a little off guard with it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Uh, but we will go through it. We'll stumble through
it together.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:03):
These are facts from history you weren't taught in school.
Fun facts from history you weren't taught in school. I'll
go with an easy one that maybe some of you
are aware of. You know who Anne Frank is, right,
Anne Frank a little girl. Part of they lived up

(01:11:25):
in an attic trying to stay away from the Nazis
to be helped with a bunch of other people. Germans
helped them, and eventually they were caught and she died
in the predictable way that the Nazis dealt with people.
Her dad survived. She kept a diary, right, he published

(01:11:51):
her diary. But here's the part we were never taught
that he took out the passages about her periods because
she diaried about her periods, that makes sense, and her
labia and her feeling about boys. And he also took
out many quote unquote many entries where she talked about

(01:12:15):
her father's love of a good fart joke.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
That's totally not where I thought you were going with
on that one. But that's awesome. I can't I mean,
I even heard I can't have that in that right.

Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
I had heard that she had written I've never read
the book, to be honest with you, never have, but
I had heard that that she had written about masturbation
in her diary or whatever. And when you say he
took out parts about her menstruatia and labia and almost
like but they left that in the Yeah, interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Yeah, other more Susan.

Speaker 7 (01:12:48):
I wonder how much he made off of publishing that book.
Probably one of the most famous books of all time. Oh,
I mean it's a famous book, yeah, yeah, but one
of the most famous books of.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
All time, right right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
When I think of famous books, well known, sure, okay,
I think the Bible, War and Peace.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
The Bible not even close to anything else, right in
terms of that's like a number one most famous book
in the world. Absolutely, But like the Christian World, Moby Dick. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
Like I said, Warren Piece, these are books that I've
never read, mainly because I don't read. But also I
put the Diary of Anne Frank in there as well. Okay,
that's just my thoughts anyway. I mean again, I don't
read at all. Yeah, this is a quick list of

(01:13:47):
the most famous books of all time. Number five, Lord
of the Rings trilogy, okay, number four, nineteen eighty four, Okay,
Number three, Catcher in the Rye all right, Number two
Great Gatsby Okay, I know the all those we've mentioned
so far.

Speaker 9 (01:14:06):
Know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Number one The Origin of Species by Darwin, Charles Darwin.
I don't know that book. I've never heard of it, okay,
And I lea philosophy books and.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
I know no Bible's number six, Wow, War in Pieces seven,
Harry Potter's eight Great Expectations, Fantastic Book number nine, Hamlet
number ten, To Kill a mocking Bird number eleven, Moby
Dick twelve, Wow, The Alchemist Great Book number thirteen, The
Diary Van Frank number fourteen. Okay, so it is on

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the list, but it's fourteen. Nonetheless, nobody brags about being
fourteenth unless you're fifteenth Brave New World's fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
Don Quixote, which I would have thought would have been
one of the more popular ones of all time, but
that came in at sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Of Mice and Men, is it on that list? That's
the only book that I've read, you know, covered.

Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
Cover Crime and Punishment seventeen, Dventures of Huck Finn eighteen,
and All Choir on the Western Front number nineteen, Briden
Prejudice number twenty, Interesting Order the Flies twenty one, Little
Women twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Now I'm just gonna try and pick like one people
should know. Yeah, of the twenty five so fun well yeah, no, listen,
it was on the list, so I'm going to give
myself a win. Okay, Yeah, I'm a big fan of
grenade logica.

Speaker 7 (01:15:23):
Another one on this list of the history facts you
weren't taught. Benjamin Franklin was an inventor, philosopher, politician, postmaster, scientist, revolutionary, statesman, diplomat.
He was also a man of his time, and back

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in the eighth century, I'm sorry, the eighteenth century, they
had some strange ideas. Mister Franklin liked nothing better than
to take an air bath. An air bath this consisted
of stripping naked and sitting for hours in front of
an open window, letting the breeze play around his nether region.

(01:16:05):
He believed that this was cleansing enough, and that he
took fewer water baths as a result. Ben balls out right,
Ben does that?

Speaker 12 (01:16:16):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
It's like brilliant this this guy, he's so smart. That
makes sense. I do it. And I'm a weirdo with
my jug hanging out. Oh you're getting arrested for sure?
Sure what it was good enough for Brin Franklin. I
can't do it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
First of all, this is take it anyway you want.
The khone's on this guy for real. I would be like,
I'm good, nobody.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
I don't want to No, Ben don't care, Ben, don't
give a damn Let everybody see my balls. Never taught that.
I was never taught that about Ben Franklin. I was
never taught that.

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
He he he left his family and went to England.
Oh yeah, yeah, hooking up right, I had a whole
other family.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Yeah, pretty much. This one.

Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
I think some of us know about Lyndon Johnson, and
he was fond of using his body to intimidate those
who were opposed to him or resisted him. He's known
to try and lean over people to try and intimidate them,
like be tall and lean over them. Oh okay, not

(01:17:23):
rub his giant john I'm not to that partating.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:17:32):
He would call aids in to talk to him while
he would be sitting on the toilet during doing his business.
So he did his best thinking on the throne apparently.
And he when he was pressed by journalists was to
why he had sent US troops to Vietnam. The President

(01:17:52):
of the United States whipped out his penis, which he
had named Jumbo, and said, quote, this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Is why that's a leader. That is a leader right there, Boss.
Why are we giving Oklahoma tickets away on Thursday? That's
why I'm not thinking of you as a leader in

(01:18:24):
that moment. No, but you ain't gonna say nothing either. Oh,
I'm saying something. There's a hard there's a pretty good
chance I may smack it.

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
Really absolutely. Somebody whips out a log of pepperoni, flops
it on the table, and you're.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Gonna bat it away.

Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
Get that, You'll never do it again, not to me
at least, who would be in the wrong in that situation.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
You're smacking the President of the United States. No, no, no, no,
we're not just saying anyone. Oh, well, you're right in
that case. Yes, if it was here, if it was
at you know, your boss, at the cost or whatever,
the foreman at your construction site, yes I get that.
But this is the President of the United States, the

(01:19:08):
leader of the free world, one of the most powerful
men we've made. It clears gonna apply right, right, And
I think you know, listen, if the pres wants to
whip his dog out, you do it. You don't bat
it away. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart one of the greatest composers

(01:19:29):
of all time, if not the right, and he's looked
to as being the guy right, anybody's a musician knows
who that is. People who aren't musicians know who that is.
But he's known as the guy who could make it happen.
Apparently at a lighter side, he composed several R rated
pieces about.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Ain't a lingis.

Speaker 7 (01:19:55):
And one of them is titled and I believe he
was German Strand maybe and the song was called mek
im arsk, which translates to you don't need.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Me to tell you what's satire?

Speaker 7 (01:20:12):
Which is not one you'll see played by the Tulsa
Symphony Harmonica any point or on some lawn series.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
That would be fantastic if they didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
Though, We've got a rare piece from Mozart that we're
rare piece piece, right, you won't hear that on your
classical station.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
This is capital punishment became the United States.

Speaker 7 (01:20:43):
The capital punishment in the United States became became a
thing of the United States in sixteen forty two. In
that year, the unfortunate Thomas Granger became the first person
executed in the American colonies. His crime was listed on
the death warrant as buggery with a mayor, a cow,

(01:21:03):
a sheep, two calves, and a turkey.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Yeah, buggery is English for doing naughty things. Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so a mayor, a horse, a female horse, yeah, a
cow she's a.

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
Nice lady, and a sheep. All these feel like predictables. Yeah,
in terms of people that want to have sex with animals,
If you're going to have sex with livestock, yes, absolutely, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Two calves okay, baby gut had a young eye. Yeah,
and a turkey. The turkey is what gets me. Yeah,
you know, but two each is their own. Yeah, as
long as you didn't need it afterwards.

Speaker 7 (01:21:48):
Again, a lot of these I have not prepped enough for,
so we're going in blind. Warren Harding, the twenty ninth
president of the United States, had a mistress, Carrie Phillips,
for fifteen years prior to him becoming the president. The
affair ended when she blackmailed him during his presidential campaign.
During their affair, the then senator wrote some pretty impassioned

(01:22:12):
letters to this girl. These are now in the Library
of Congress and contain wonderful passages, as quote Jerry, you
recall Jerry, whose cards I once sent you to your
I once sent you to Europe. Came in while I
was pondering your notes in glad reflection, and we talked

(01:22:33):
about it. He was strongly interested and elated and clung
to the discussion. He told me to say that you
are the best and darling nest in the world. And
if he could have but one wish, it would to
be held in your darling embrace and be thrilled by
your pink lips that convey the surpassing rapture of human

(01:22:53):
touch and the unspeakable joy of love's surpressing, suppressing embrace.
I agree with all he said. Perhaps it is not important,
maybe it is not even interesting, but he is devotedly,
exclusively for you, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
So he wrote another he was banging some other guys, brod.

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
Keep in mind, Jerry was the future president's nickname for
his er. Okay, now they had a nickname a little
bit for his junk. Okay, Jerry, dude, Jerry likes you.
I think it's weird when people acknowledge themselves in third person.

(01:23:38):
I think it's also weird when you acknowledge your penis
as a person and give it a name, and then
talk about now jokingly with your partner, uh in private,
which you could argue, I guess you could argue his
are and I may make a quip at my wife,
but I ain't going on and on in a soliloquy

(01:24:01):
about how much your junk likes are junk my favor words.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
That's funny, But nobody taught me that about Warren Harding.
I didn't know that Harding. Oh God.

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
The autopilot was invented by Lawrence Sperry in nineteen fourteen,
and it saved hundreds of lives across the years, allowing
pilots to get rest or to deal with problems on
board without having to worry about maintaining level flight. However,
mister Sperry had other purposes in mind for the invention.
While flying a Curtis flying boat at an altitude of

(01:24:35):
five hundred feet above Long Island in nineteen sixteen, he
used the autopilot to allow him to give some personal
flying instruction to Cynthia Polk. As things got heated, they
accidentally disengaged the autopilot and the plane crashed into the
Great South Bay. The pair were fished from the water
stark naked by some hunters who were searching for ducks.

(01:25:00):
He tried to claim that their clothes had been torn
from them during the crash. Crash was reported by one
New York tabloid with the headline reading, aerial petting ends
in wetting.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Isn't that usually how petting ends? It is ironic.

Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
The man who created a right the autopilot was in
a crash while using the autopilot.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Uh okay.

Speaker 7 (01:25:26):
So in sixteen thirty two, Anton von Leewahook is considered
to be the father of microbiology. And right now there's
a bunch of microbiologists laughing at how I mispronounced that name.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Stupid Radiokay.

Speaker 7 (01:25:40):
Taking the newly invented microscope, he studied pond water and
discovered micro organisms and pioneered the study of microbial life.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
However, his curious curiosity didn't stop there.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
One of the first things he looked at at microscopic
level was his own semen.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Oh god.

Speaker 7 (01:26:00):
It was understood that semen was necessary for the creation
of life, but how it worked remain a mystery.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
In sixteen thirty you don't say so.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Was the Earth producing at least enough to cover a slide?
He peered into mysteries of his bodily fluid and expected
to see little humans swimming around waiting to be implanted
into a mother.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Imagined his shock when that's not what he saw.

Speaker 7 (01:26:30):
You know, that doesn't surprise me at all when it
comes to science, because when we were kids eighth grade, seventh,
eighth grade or whatever, and playing around with the with
the microscopes, we would take buggers out of our nose
and put them on a slide and look at those.
We would spit on a slide and look at that,
you know, under the microscope.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
So what does surprise me that this guy, you know,
used his own you know, excretions to you know, check
him out under the microscope, scientist doing scientist stuff. Exactly
how else do you learn? Man?

Speaker 7 (01:27:04):
The last two are a little more disturbing. Celibacy has
been a requirement for Catholic priests. We think we all
know that, and one would like to think that the
pope was the most.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Chest chesty, chestaised of Chestise priesthood whatever, he's the most celibate.

Speaker 7 (01:27:19):
This has not always been the case until relatively recently,
it was common for popes to have children. In fact,
Alexander the sixth made his son Sara ce Borgia, a cardinal.
No fewer than four popes have died while having sex,
and seven oh seven Pope John the seventh died after
the husband of the woman he was having sex with

(01:27:41):
caught them together and beat him to death.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Oh God.

Speaker 7 (01:27:44):
Pope Leo the seventh died in nine thirty nine of
a heart attack while banging his mistress. In nine sixty four,
John the twelfth suffered the same fate as his earlier namesake.
He was killed by a jealous husband while in bed
with his mystery, and, according to some reports, in fourteen
seventy one, Pope John Paul, Pope Paul, I should say

(01:28:05):
the second suffered a fatal seizure while being sodomized by
a page. Oh my goodness, all right, last one? Okay, yes,
no comments, okay, last one. For years, medical science diagnosed
horny women as hysterical.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. The treatment was for the doctor
to masturbate the lady to give her some relief.

Speaker 7 (01:28:37):
The problem was that a doctor with many women patients
could eventually develop what would become known as Carpold Tunnel syndrome.
To provide relief to the doctors, some genius invented the
electric vibrator. I knew that's how the vibrator was invented,

(01:29:03):
right to to help solve the how many more patients
were God today, I didn't realize it was, you know,
invented because of hand cramps, you know, and carpal tunnel.
That's fun the idea that this was. The doctor was like, okay, yeah,
that seems like the only logical answer. First of all,

(01:29:26):
how did he get to that step?

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:29:29):
That has to start with patient zero, right, you know,
And it's like, doctor, Oh, I don't know what to
do with myself.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Oh, I'm just so worked up.

Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
There's no way a woman went to the doctor like, oh,
I'm just I'm always winning sex.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
There's no way a woman back then did that. Uh huh,
no way. I had a hard time believing that.

Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
So the woman had to have gone to the doctor
with some sort of like I don't feel like myself.
I feel like I can't keep my thoughts. There's a
demon in me something right. And he was like, he
was like, oh, I gotta answer for you. I mean,
we have an answer, but I don't know if the
diagnosse I don't know if you're gonna love the uh

(01:30:08):
the recovery. This is uh, this is still in the works.
We haven't mastered yet. It's just an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Hear me out.

Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
I'm going to, you know, handle the little man in
the boat. We're gonna make a phone call, but we're
not going to use a phone.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Right, can you imagine? And then the wives of the
husbands that did this exactly, they go home, I went
to the doctor today, wasn't feeling good. I feel a
lot better now. Oh really, what happened?

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
And then she has to go into detail right about
how the doctor fixed her problems.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
I have you ever gone with a partner to the gynecologists? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
I have to, and it is very It's bizarre. Men
are so lucky. We don't have to do anything like this.

Speaker 7 (01:31:00):
Women will show their genitals to a doctor at least
once a year. Guys may never do it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
No, only for a physical maybe yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
if my wife, I don't even know what I would,
I'd be.

Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
Like, waity, what do you get upset at that point?
I mean, it's a doctor doing doctor things, you know,
just like the popes got their asses kicked from banging
you know, other people's wives.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Do you go in there?

Speaker 7 (01:31:29):
Your wife tells you that the doctor blasted her, you know,
and she's got to go back for treatments every three weeks. Right,
thanks John Redcorn, appreciate it. I don't know, dude, disturbing, right,
But now what he tell us that in history class didn't? Yeah, Hey,
what are you starting to like as you get older?

(01:31:51):
Learning the facts of life? Case of Miller Lite and
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Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
Tilsa's Morning Show continues next with a Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five KMOT.

Speaker 7 (01:32:29):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show nine one
eight four six O. KMOT can also text BM mass
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five. I wasn't going to bring this up,
but it seems so crazy to me that it feels
like we should bring it up. And that is yesterday

(01:32:54):
in the Olympics there was a boxing match. Oh yeah,
and in the boxing match people lost their damn minds.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
They did, and the results. Absolutely.

Speaker 7 (01:33:09):
There was a fight between Italy's Angela Corrini and the
Algerian opponent Imani Khalif edited in forty six seconds. She
threw off her helmet onto the floor and was yelling
this is unjust. And people went on to say that

(01:33:29):
the Algerian woman was a man.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Yes, but that's not true. Okay, she was born a female.
There's photos of her as a child as a female. Okay.
And they're saying this because she tested with this the
xy chromosome from another governing boxing organization and she suffers

(01:33:54):
from us some disease where this happens.

Speaker 7 (01:33:57):
All right, so it's a rare case, not a trans
if all this is. Yeah, she's not a trans athlete.
But people have lost their damn minds. Yeah, just quickly
jumping to that no information.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Right, Well, that's what we do, man, that's what we
do as a society. I didn't do that, was you?
It must have been And like they're listening to.

Speaker 7 (01:34:22):
Us, Sure, this is a xnay on the Oxing Bay,
people like Logan Paul uh Jake Paul coming out saying
she can be the Italian fighter and that's unjust and unfair.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
And I'm sure some of you are hearing me say this,
and you're you think I'm putowing some line. Yeah, and
you're definitely entitled to think that, But it takes just
a tiny bit of research to find out she's an
actual woman, right right. Yeah, I don't know enough about
it to put my but I'm sure you saw it. Oh,
I saw it. I saw it a lot, and I

(01:34:57):
was I'm not gonna lie. I was on the same
page with everybody else from.

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
The world, you know, but again, not the same page
as everyone else in the world as a group of people,
A lot of them anyway, at least the ones that
I've seen the social media, not you, but that populate
your timeline right exactly, you know, And I'm like, well,
that sucks, that really sucks, And I can get where
and why people would be appalled by that. I said

(01:35:23):
it in the beginning, you know, when this was started
to be a thing, you know, male trans athletes competing
in women's sports. South Park did a whole episode on it,
you know, and this trans woman, you know, looked like
goddamn macho man Randy saying you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Can't go off looks I'm just that's that's the whole
point of this, I don't want to have a conversation
about that. I want to have a conversation about people
jumping to a conclusion and that isn't accurate. Yeah, that's
where I'm getting at, you know. And I've seen all
this and I was just like, you know what, that sucks.
But again, I do the research, not going to do
the research. And that's a man on that. You know.

Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
I'll take your word for it if you say that
that's how it is. Now, if it comes out later
on that that's a different story. Well hopefully they'll get
a get a handle.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
On that, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:36:11):
But until then, okay, people aren't even this outrage that
a child rapist is in the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
That part's disturbing to me.

Speaker 7 (01:36:20):
But you're more disturbed about something that wasn't true than
you are of something that is true, which is a
child rapist is in the Olympics. This text says she
may be an actual woman, but anabolic steroids also give
women X Y chromosomes. She didn't get disqualified from another
competition from this, didn't she get qualified a different governing agency.

(01:36:44):
She was not allowed to compete in something they were governing, right,
And those people. That organization doesn't govern the Olympic boxing,
right exactly, So it's different, right, but they still have
a threshold. Well you think, like, you know, the Olympics
could be like, well, do some research and your movie
and you're moving the goalposts.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Again, that's what we do.

Speaker 7 (01:37:03):
There was she's a man to now like, oh, well
she took steroids? Which one is the argument? Right right,
I'm just saying to go in on like that is crazy,
and not with a child rapist conducting himself with the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
That's that's just where we're at in society.

Speaker 12 (01:37:23):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:37:24):
I'm sure you've seen all over social media the outrage
about the opening ceremonies, you know, and the so that's
also crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, every Olympic opening ceremony has
been crazy. Remember they had like a giant baby. Yeah,
at week a guy rocketed in on a rocket. What
are you talking about the jellyfish flying around?

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:37:45):
Yeah, but that's not making fun of the Last Supper
and Christian I am not touching anything something.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
You must be getting an alert or something on your computer.
That button's not even on my PC. Pot is not
even on. I'm just that is so bizarre.

Speaker 7 (01:38:00):
I think somebody seriously listening to us and they're like,
because I ain't this, I ain't touching nothing my PC.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
You know, volume isn't turned out. I'm mad.

Speaker 7 (01:38:09):
I'm just saying that, like it's just twice in a
row and like, hands up, I ain't doing it. It
sounds like some sort of notification like right right, but
but yeah, not on this end or a chat or
something like that. The only volume that I have up
is is for this computer that that says you know,
oh wait, that could be getting a lay that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
You're right, maybe in the background or something like that.

Speaker 7 (01:38:32):
Either way, either way, that's where we're at in this
world right now, Corbyn, is that people freak out and
go overboard on things that they don't know about just
because you know, you see something and it offends you.
Something offends you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
You've got to take the social media and you've got
to let the world know how much it offends you.
And to me, it's whatever, man, I've got a things
to worry about it. Honestly, it's reality television. I am
full in on this argument. It's reality television. In reality
to television, people that get along don't work. It doesn't work.

(01:39:11):
For a show, So they encourage conflict. They want people
to not get along, and it's normalized that behavior. Yeah,
and we think it's okay and acceptable to act like
an asshole, right for no reason? Right? I feel you, man,
I feel you again. I've got other things to worry about,
so I'm not people see all that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:33):
I just come from the camp that if someone says
you have a tail, I kind of look right and
see if I have a tail before I get mad you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
No, I don't. I don't have a tail. God, damn it.
This is my body. I know what's up. Sure, sure,
all right, We got to take a break.

Speaker 9 (01:39:47):
We'll be back Tilsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show.
The assault continues the next thirty seventy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
It's kind of like when there's a smoke detemper in
the battery sign. It's gonna make me crazy. Good morning,
It's the Big Mad Morning Show. We are giving away
to be here for freaking a Friday. We want to
know from you, what are you starting to like as
you get older? BM A mess and whatever that is

(01:40:30):
to A two nine four five. David is on the line.
Hey David, how are you?

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:40:39):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
How you do it good. Brother. What are you starting
to like as you get older? Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
Sex apparatusus. You gotta keep things.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Fighting sex apparatuses.

Speaker 11 (01:40:53):
Yeah, swings like medieval throat your devices like, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
To put their head in like the stuff or whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:41:00):
Okay, you gotta have to run in there, yes, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:41:08):
Yeah, when you just make baby.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
When you were younger, you didn't your Yeah, yeah, all right, gimpy,
go ahead and tell him exactly what he's gonna get.

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
You know, as I've gotten older, I have found I
like doing what my grandpa did. Change smokes cigarettes and
drink coffee in the middle of the day. Have a
case of middle line extra and the pair of tickets
to ice nan kills back to you. Hang on the
line their friends so you can get your info and
have a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
Okay you guys, All right, brother, let's see what we
got for Balls to the Wall Sports.

Speaker 7 (01:41:58):
The Tennessee Titans will be without their star wide receiver
for a while. According to ESPN, DeAndre Hopkins hurt his
knee in training camp. It appears he'll be out four
to six weeks. Hopkins is coming off another terrific season,
catching seventy five passes for one thy fifty seven yards
and seven touchdowns. The Titans open the regular season at

(01:42:19):
Indianapolis on the eighth of September. A dynamic NBA forward
is finished with the sport. Gordon Hayward told The Thunder
on Thursday that he's retiring from the league. The thirty
four year old average just under ten points to go
with three and a half rebounds and more than three
assists in fifty one games between Oklahoma City and the

(01:42:41):
Hornets last season. He was originally selected ninth over on
the twenty ten draft by the Jazz and also suited
up for the Celtics. He finishes his fourteen year career
averaging fifteen point two points per game. That's gotta be
a hard thing to do. I think probably hard. Harder
for basketball players and baseball players than for any other

(01:43:04):
sport because they play almost every day, okay, right, and
then they train in the off season. Football soccer, you're
training etn all year round, of course, but you're playing
a game not.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
As often, or a match not as often, right right right.

Speaker 7 (01:43:21):
Their offseason training is a little a lot different. Okay, Yeah,
that makes sense. I was thinking it's just hard to
come to that point where it's like, you know what,
I'm done. I've got to call it quits.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
You know. I figured that would be the harder decision
to make. Yeah, you know, but.

Speaker 7 (01:43:38):
These guys, these athletes, they start off, you know, doing
professional athleticism and what their early twenties, mid twenties, maybe
you know, it just blows me away that to hear that, like,
this guy's thirty four years old and retiring, right, retiring
from that sport, from that sport exactly, you know, And
I'm sure he's made millions over the years that he's

(01:44:01):
done it, playing for both Oklahoma City and the Hornets
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
So he's not it's not like he has to go
and be a you know, a Walmart greeter. Oh no,
you know, or go work a Dix to you know.

Speaker 7 (01:44:13):
By his time, No, hopefully it was responsible and you know,
put some stuff aside and I don't think of business stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Yeah, yeah, you know, because they are kids with a
lot of money.

Speaker 7 (01:44:23):
You know, we've heard the story before about the you know,
one professional athlete, I forget his name, you know, would
just take his his suits or whatever, throw him in
the corner and go buy a new one. Yeah, And
then ran out of money and was like, well what happened? Yeah,
no responsibility of finances, Yeah, just blowing money fast. But
you would think hopefully, especially if he knew this was approaching,

(01:44:43):
he would have started putting some things to the side.

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
And at what point did we start saying change quitting
to retiring. It just sounds better.

Speaker 7 (01:44:52):
It sounds better when you do that, you know, because
it sounds more graceful when you're done. I'm retiring as
opposed to I just I quit. If it sounds like
I'm quitting basketball exactly, if you say you quit, but
you're a pussy and you can't handle it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
I see. I don't see it that way.

Speaker 7 (01:45:07):
If he was like, hey, I'm quitting basketball after fourteen
years playing professional basketball and playing basketball since I was eight, Right,
I'm quitting. You don't quit. You don't get to quit
in sports, Corbyn. You have to go until you die
or you retire. And like I said, it just sounds

(01:45:27):
more graceful. Speaking of quitters, the Lakers are unveiling the
second of three planned monuments to team legend Kobe Bryant
this week. ESPN is reporting the new statue said to
honor Kobe and daughter Gianna will be revealed during a
private attended ceremony on Friday outside the Crypto dot Com arena.
The two died, along with seven others in a tragic

(01:45:48):
helicopper crash in January of twenty twenty. The statue will
be available for the public to visit beginning on Saturday morning.
And finally, a federal judge is overturning the four point
seven billion dollar verdict against the NFL and the Sunday
ticket lawsuit. After a three week trial, the Los Angeles
jury sided with football fans who argue the NFL colluded

(01:46:11):
with DirecTV to force customers to pay more to watch
out of market games. The case was later tossed on
Thursday after the judge said the juridge the jury improperly
calculated damages.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
So the NFL doesn't have to pay now.

Speaker 7 (01:46:27):
Nope, and I they you still keep charging people out
the wazoo to watch games that I'm not sure of,
but they definitely don't have to pay four point seven
billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
To me.

Speaker 7 (01:46:37):
That feels like, how much do they make over time?
That's what four point seven billion? A percentage of whatever
that was. It feels like an accurate representation what the
penalty should be. It shouldn't be a million dollars. It
shouldn't be four point seven million dollars. It shouldn't be
four hundred million dollars. Yeah, it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (01:46:57):
Right, as of August to twenty twenty three, the National
Ball League is worth an estimated.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
One hundred and sixty three billion dollars. Yeah, so a
four point seven billion dollar lawsuit percentage wise of that
does sound intense, and I'm sure they aren't happy, but
they'll never miss it. No, it's nothing. That is a
chair off the deck of the Titanic. They'll never miss
that money.

Speaker 7 (01:47:20):
Because you said how much billion? It was one hundred
and sixty three billion.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
They'll have ninety six billion other dollars which listen to
this it says here, which is almost as much as
the NBA and the MLB combined. Wow, they're worth a
lot of money. Yeah, So what's the penalty gonna be then?
Four dollars? Right? Nothing? Yeah, it's disgusting. Cat's fatter. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:47:47):
Meanwhile, the judge would like to announce that he recently
received a one million dollar donation to his reelect campaign.
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go back to something.

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
It's your chance to the show. Gibby. What is uh
how much Olympics have you watched? Not a lot? To
be honest with you, next to none to do exact
so when it's on here basically and I'll catch it.

Speaker 7 (01:49:13):
Like yesterday when I went down to the drillers throughout
the first pitch, my girlfriend and I stopped by Elgin
Park had a beer before I started, and I was
watching some of the women's beach volleyball.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
It was on.

Speaker 7 (01:49:28):
You know, I saw the Palmel horse guy, you know,
sleigh right there. That was pretty pretty badass.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
But that's about it. I haven't really gotten into a
whole lot of it. How about you.

Speaker 7 (01:49:41):
I will watch it in the morning, I'll watch it here.
I'll catch occasional things. I've watched Judo this year. I
hadn't watched Judo before, so I got into watching that,
which was pretty interesting. Watching the batmant was on this morning.
I watched a little bit of the badminton and they

(01:50:02):
were like he grabbed the shuttlecock and he was like
manipulating it can't do And I.

Speaker 2 (01:50:09):
Was like, I wouldn't even know what does he do?
I don't even know what he's doing. Like I'm sure
that what he he knows, but like he's just like
he's like, oh yeah, that's the crown, Like what is
he doing?

Speaker 7 (01:50:23):
Do you think an Olympic shuttlecock is different than the shuttlecock.
Could get it the kid at Walmart. I'd imagining they're
both about the.

Speaker 2 (01:50:30):
Same, right, Willy Nilly lost that one.

Speaker 7 (01:50:38):
Anything you want to talk about bringing him something new,
go back to something. It's completely up to you and
your chance to own the show.

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
Got Aerones says he wanted something he gotta winning. Hi,
Aaron Good, what do you have for us? Man?

Speaker 11 (01:51:00):
I was curious, like, what, what's your favorite rabbit hole
when it goes to conspiracy theories? Because I know you'll
do a.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
Lot of different.

Speaker 7 (01:51:10):
Yeah, GIMPI to be fair, uh and honest with you.
I don't get into a lot of conspiracy theories. And
when I say a lot, I mean none at all really,
So there's no rabbit holes that I go down.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
When it comes to conspiracy theories.

Speaker 7 (01:51:27):
My mine is like kidnappings, Okay, the conspiracies of kidnappings
and people do they get they get traffic, do they
pick up get picked up by cartels? Do they get
you know, put into the drug trade like that? That's
kind of a it's not a traditional one, uh, but
I try to be a part of ones that are

(01:51:47):
fascinating psychologically or ones.

Speaker 2 (01:51:50):
That are mysterious.

Speaker 7 (01:51:51):
So, like aliens, I try to stay away from political
ones because it is a zero sum game, like it's
it's it's completely ridiculous to get into a political conspiracy
conversation or read about it because it's there, like it's
the Roman Empire, right, Like they'll fight to the end.
You talk to somebody about aliens and they'll go.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
Ah, right, sasquad. You're like, yeah, like you can have
a conversation the other one. You bring up a political one,
They're like, no, you're dumb.

Speaker 7 (01:52:23):
They're like settled down. You don't even know for sure,
So what about you?

Speaker 2 (01:52:27):
Man?

Speaker 10 (01:52:28):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:52:29):
Man, Honestly, I like the I dabbling the its kind
of leans forward government, but it's like a pun ultra type.

Speaker 7 (01:52:41):
Okay, yeah, yeah, there's some of those two, Like I
see what you're saying. Like there is a post that
got made on TikTok by a guy you know, it's
always a guy who knows a guy who worked with
the Navy seal and said that the government does spray
things on and because he said there were Navy seal
that has legitimacy, and you're like, well, o, cam, I

(01:53:02):
mean he said he knows the Navy seal. When that
means absolutely zero, that is not substantial information at all.

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
But yeah, those type of ones are fun.

Speaker 11 (01:53:13):
It's hard to decipher what's actually true and what's really not.

Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
It's actually really it's no, it's actually not. It's actually
not hard. It's super easy. Go find the information yourself,
and if you can't, it ain't true.

Speaker 11 (01:53:31):
That's where I'm at, Like with the Internet, I mean,
how do you really know?

Speaker 9 (01:53:36):
You know?

Speaker 10 (01:53:37):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:53:38):
I don't necessarily believe a lot of what I read,
but some things make sense for some things of life.

Speaker 7 (01:53:43):
Absolute just enough seeing how Yeah, but seeing how one
could get there is not the same as facts, right,
I do that it is.

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
It is very simple threshold for me.

Speaker 7 (01:53:55):
If I can't back it up with legitimate sources, people
that have continually proven themselves to be accurate news sources,
right information sources, then it ain't a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
But even then I might not believe them.

Speaker 7 (01:54:10):
I just go with if it's on the Internet, they're lying,
because the whole point of the Internet is to keep
you engaged, to keep you coming back to share about it.
Outrage is the goal. Like so any of those things
I find on the internet. I automatically discount I was
reading this. Probably reading books and stuff is probably the
best way to get information that's more factual. But even then,

(01:54:32):
like we proved earlier, they're amission happens as well.

Speaker 11 (01:54:38):
I do think the ones with UFOs and aliens that
I find it very hard to believe.

Speaker 4 (01:54:43):
That we are the only line.

Speaker 7 (01:54:46):
Yeah, I think that's a fair, fair assessment. But again
there's zero facts that aliens exist.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
You're not wrong, say it again, don't don't? All right, brother,
thank you man, have a good day. All right. I
was watching Short Circuit two the other day. Why was
your remote out of batteries? I knew you were gonna
say that because I liked those type of movies, Corbyn.

Speaker 7 (01:55:14):
I can see you liking one, but two, well, they
didn't have one and two happened to be on tob
so I was watching it anyway. So you know how
Johnny five always needs that input, input, input, you know,
and that's his thing. Speed reads through a book, that's
how he gets his knowledge. And I got to think,
and I was like, what if Johnny five was a

(01:55:36):
thing today, like with the age of the internet, he
all the input that's on the Internet would blow his
circuits so fast and he would be so mixed up.

Speaker 2 (01:55:49):
On what's going on.

Speaker 7 (01:55:51):
Here's a hot take. If they remade Short Circuit, it'd
be a horror movie. Probably probably robot comes. You know,
the robot gets created and then has a girlfriend, right
right right. I'm just saying, uh, Cormyn, you should watch
next Bo on YouTube. He makes thorough videos of rabbit
holes that are.

Speaker 2 (01:56:11):
Super entertaining and interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:56:12):
Okay, I seen an Olympic event where two guys in
karate suits and black belts tried grabbing the other sleeves
and threw them to the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
What TF is that?

Speaker 7 (01:56:24):
What is your event? You're just like, come on, man, No,
that's judo. That's judo that they're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:56:30):
And it is.

Speaker 7 (01:56:31):
Yeah, it's it's a pretty intense. It's a pretty intense sport.
If you've never seen judo, yeah, I highly recommend.

Speaker 2 (01:56:38):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 7 (01:56:38):
If you know who Ronda Rousi is. She is a
gold medalist I believe in judo, or a silver medallist
in judo. Okay, oh okay, hey accordion guy, how are you?

Speaker 12 (01:56:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
Good?

Speaker 5 (01:56:50):
Guys?

Speaker 10 (01:56:50):
How about yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
Good? What would you say? Is the best model accordion
to have?

Speaker 4 (01:56:57):
Oh right, now I've got a set in it's pretty nice.

Speaker 2 (01:57:00):
Yeah. How many of you owned? Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:57:04):
Three really in my life?

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
And they're not cheap? Right? Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:57:10):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:57:10):
The first one I bought was like two hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
Dam And did you know how to play? Or did
you buy it and then learn how to play it? No?

Speaker 4 (01:57:19):
I just picked it. I picked one up at a
garage cell one day.

Speaker 10 (01:57:21):
I give twenty five bucks for it, you know, And
I was like, well.

Speaker 11 (01:57:25):
This is fun, and so then I actually figured it out,
learned how to.

Speaker 10 (01:57:28):
Play this thing, and then I bought a really nice one.

Speaker 9 (01:57:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:57:31):
And and do you just do it for fun? Or
do you play for people?

Speaker 10 (01:57:35):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:57:35):
Are you in a band? Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:57:37):
Yeah, okay, I mean I'm wearing a band wherever me
and my cousins. We all got a band together and
stuff and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (01:57:42):
But mainly in the band I played the cajone.

Speaker 7 (01:57:45):
Is that the first rule of accordion ownership is find
your cousins and start a band?

Speaker 2 (01:57:50):
I guess because that tracks? Is it a.

Speaker 4 (01:57:57):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:57:57):
What kind of music do you guys play? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:58:00):
Blue grass folk?

Speaker 2 (01:58:02):
Fun? Yeah? Good for you man? What do you got
for u? Scordio.

Speaker 9 (01:58:06):
Man.

Speaker 10 (01:58:08):
Oh, no, I was just calling to check in see
how you guys have been. You know, Heck, I haven't
heard from you all a long time. I moved up
to Kansas a few years ago and started a new job,
and now I work for a rock buoy company and
I'm driving a whull truck all day long.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Yikes. Yeah, I mean, at least you're in a truck
and you're not, you know, breaking the.

Speaker 4 (01:58:26):
Rocks, right, yeah, I don't have to do that part.
I just got a home around get the crap out
of me all day.

Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
Long, yeah, just from bouncing around the cab, right, yeah,
pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:58:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:58:36):
But at least you get to go home and unwine
with some accordion.

Speaker 10 (01:58:40):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:58:41):
Yeah. All right, man, been hearing from you, brood have
a good one, man, good hearing from you.

Speaker 7 (01:58:47):
Nothing says relaxation like a nice fine wine and some accordion.

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
Nobody can just pick up the accordian and just play, right.
I'd like to think you could, because it's just smoothing
that thing together. But there's keys, there's a lot more
that goes into it. I'm sure he would have a
different opinion, but I think any instrument you have to go. Yeah,
to put on is not an instrument for me, right.

(01:59:20):
Bagpipes is another one.

Speaker 7 (01:59:22):
I'm like, no way, man, thing underneath your arm and
you got all these different pipes going.

Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
Yeah, but here's the difference between the bagpipes and the accordion.
You know, the bagpipes could motivate me to go to
war fair enough. An accordion ain't getting me motivated to
defend the land. Oh, get me motivated for a fiesta?
Maybe I don't even know about that. I might go.

(01:59:52):
I might be like, I guess we're here for the
uh for some you know what Jewish event that happened, right,
I couldn't name. What's the kid?

Speaker 7 (02:00:03):
Yeah, damn it, Yeah, that'd be the I'm like, what
time does the bob Mitzima start?

Speaker 2 (02:00:09):
Right? Willing only anything you want to talk about? Bring
up something new, go back? Hey, Judo is karate wrastling? Okay?
Johnny five would take one look at the internet and
kill us all. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:00:23):
Maybe, uh, you guys are like my favorite cozy blanket.
BMMS is my comfort show.

Speaker 2 (02:00:28):
I just love you all.

Speaker 7 (02:00:29):
I don't always get to listen live every day, so
I catch up afterwards and listen through the throughout the day.
Hope you always know how much your listeners enjoy it.
That is very nice of you to share.

Speaker 2 (02:00:40):
Man. Uh, Mac is on, Hey Mac, how are you
doing good?

Speaker 4 (02:00:47):
How about you guys?

Speaker 2 (02:00:48):
Good? What do you have for us?

Speaker 4 (02:00:51):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:00:51):
Man, I'm just about to take a couple of customers
out on a boat. Uh, drop them around the lake
for a little bit, and try to have us a
good time today.

Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
Right on? So, do you sell land or do you
sell boats?

Speaker 8 (02:01:05):
Actually, I've built America's first real jet pack. The name's
jet Pack Mac, and I'm actually just gonna give a
couple of my customers a tour around the lake today.

Speaker 2 (02:01:16):
In the jet pack. In the jet pack. Hello, did
we lose you?

Speaker 4 (02:01:25):
Actually that's what.

Speaker 2 (02:01:28):
Oh I thought we lost you? So will you do
this in the jet pack?

Speaker 9 (02:01:31):
Like?

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
Do you the jet pack? No?

Speaker 8 (02:01:34):
No, this is what I've actually built, is a real
jet pack, not on the water. It's there's only five
people in the whole world. I'm the only one from America.
Uh So I'm actually just gonna go out here and
do a little bit of advertising. I might crank it
up for them just so they can get a little
taste of it. If we can't get some investors.

Speaker 2 (02:01:54):
Okay. And what was the thing that motivated you where
you're like, I need to build a jet pack. Man.

Speaker 8 (02:02:03):
I was mowing my yard one day and it was
so hot. I'm like, what can I do different?

Speaker 4 (02:02:08):
So I don't have to be doing this kind of stuff?
And I mean it just fell right into my noggin.

Speaker 2 (02:02:15):
Okay. And how long did it take you to build
the job?

Speaker 4 (02:02:20):
Well, well, technically we're still building it.

Speaker 8 (02:02:24):
It's not so much of it's not so much trying
to build it. We just need to parks for it.
The turbine, you know, we order them from China, so
it takes a little bit for them to get here.
And you know they're not you can't just finance a turbine,
a miniature jet turbine.

Speaker 4 (02:02:43):
You could check the whole story on the Instagram Get
Pack Max. I mean, we're out there.

Speaker 7 (02:02:49):
This says if this is you, this says that you
are the founder and director and CEO of Anti Gravity Industries.

Speaker 4 (02:02:58):
That's correct, Yep, that's me.

Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
And how long has that been a company?

Speaker 4 (02:03:03):
We've been doing this since twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (02:03:05):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:03:06):
And what are some products that Anti Gravity Industries has manufactured?

Speaker 8 (02:03:13):
Well, so we're only looking to complete our single jet pack.
We've planned to sell it to the military. It's made
in America for America, and.

Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
So far.

Speaker 4 (02:03:25):
Right now, if you want to show any kind of support,
we've got.

Speaker 8 (02:03:27):
Merged hat shirts, hoodies, stuff like that. You can find
it all over there.

Speaker 7 (02:03:32):
All right, Listen, I have a question, and this may
come across a little critical, but I'm not being critical.

Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
I'm trying to understand when people had on.

Speaker 7 (02:03:40):
When people have an industry or a company that they
say we're going to do something and we've been doing
it for seven years, but you only have merchandise to sell,
I start getting a little questionable, sure because it is
it feels like you're only set. You're a merch company,
You're not a You're not really making anything, surely.

Speaker 8 (02:04:00):
So the main thing about it, like I said, there's
only five people in the entire world.

Speaker 4 (02:04:07):
Three of them know who I am by name.

Speaker 8 (02:04:09):
If I put out my uh, if I put out
my secret, you know, then anybody's open to stealing my products.
I'm right now, we're under lock and key. We're seeking investors,
trying to go a little bit so we could go
do personal demonstrations as far as that that, that's that

(02:04:30):
the direction we're going. We don't plan to sell to
the public. This is something we plan to sell solely
to the military, uh, for for those types of purposes.

Speaker 7 (02:04:40):
Okay, hasn't the jet pack been around for a long
time though, because I remember in the as you know,
TV shows with jet packs and stuff like that.

Speaker 8 (02:04:50):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (02:04:53):
There are jet packed sorts. What you're most likely thinking
about is the the something belt. I'm not for sure.
One of the guys mimics it, and it's not anything.
It's not a true jet pack.

Speaker 8 (02:05:06):
This is something you could strap on. This is the
closest you'll get to iron Man.

Speaker 9 (02:05:12):
This is it.

Speaker 4 (02:05:13):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (02:05:13):
And and do you have though you said there are
five people that do it, that do it? Are you
included in that five? I am, but you haven't done it?

Speaker 4 (02:05:26):
Correct, we are. They have a built there. I'm building mine.
And that's about as far as we've gotten right now.

Speaker 10 (02:05:34):
So I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:05:37):
You have built one.

Speaker 4 (02:05:39):
Yes, I have one right now.

Speaker 2 (02:05:41):
I do not.

Speaker 8 (02:05:42):
I make small little posts, but I do not show
actual videos because of the proprietary information. I'm not trying
to leak anything out before our time.

Speaker 7 (02:05:51):
Come with Okay, two more questions for you, and then
I think Gibby's got questions.

Speaker 2 (02:05:55):
Yes, what is your background?

Speaker 1 (02:06:00):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (02:06:01):
Currently, I'm a mobile detailer, That's.

Speaker 4 (02:06:03):
That's that's me.

Speaker 7 (02:06:04):
But what what's your background that gives you the capability
to create something like this?

Speaker 3 (02:06:11):
Well?

Speaker 8 (02:06:14):
Asking you shall receive my friend, Okay, that's about it.

Speaker 4 (02:06:17):
That's about all I've got.

Speaker 2 (02:06:18):
Okay, now that that that's that's that's definitely that's definitely
good enough for me.

Speaker 7 (02:06:23):
Can you bring your functioning jet pack to the station
and give us a demonstration?

Speaker 4 (02:06:30):
You absolutely bet I could.

Speaker 8 (02:06:32):
I spoke with Corbin one time a couple of years
back over at my sponsor a Fighter. We were at
the EXCEP fight. Yeah, and we were supposed to set
something up, so I just wanted to reach out and uh,
if we couldn't set that up?

Speaker 2 (02:06:47):
Yeah, yeah. Do you have any patents?

Speaker 4 (02:06:51):
Uh, we do not have any patents.

Speaker 8 (02:06:53):
If we make if we make a patent, it will
then become public knowledge and I'm just still not trying
to do that, right, But.

Speaker 7 (02:07:00):
If it's patent, that means nobody else can steal your
technology for so long.

Speaker 2 (02:07:05):
And if.

Speaker 8 (02:07:09):
And on top of that, all they have to do
is change twenty percent of the jet pack and it's there,
so so yes, I do keep this under log and
see I say, paranoid.

Speaker 7 (02:07:22):
Yeah okay, And so you're taking some people out today
to try and get them to invest.

Speaker 8 (02:07:27):
Uh no, Actually, it's just one of my customers kids birthdays.
So I'm taking them out and they're always interested in
my jet pack to see where I stand with it,
so I just brought it with me just to give
them a little demonstration.

Speaker 2 (02:07:40):
So okay, so you said, customers, what are they buying.

Speaker 4 (02:07:46):
My detailed customers?

Speaker 8 (02:07:47):
I own moving boom in detail.

Speaker 2 (02:07:49):
Yeah, sure, and I'll throw it out that yeah yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (02:07:52):
If I was going to invest in your company, what
are the levels of investment?

Speaker 4 (02:07:59):
So right now I have twenty k for two point
five percent. This will be our last investment squat because
it will push us.

Speaker 8 (02:08:07):
We'll have everything that we need. We won't need any
investors after that. And uh so I'm thinking if we
did take on another investor after this, uh this twenty k,
it'll be you know, at least a.

Speaker 4 (02:08:21):
Million for the same as two point five. I'm just
because we will have.

Speaker 8 (02:08:26):
The completed product.

Speaker 2 (02:08:27):
I'm just putt my shark tank on yet. Uh do
you pay yourself?

Speaker 8 (02:08:35):
I put all my money towards it. So no, I
I have I have not made any money except you know,
maybe somebody told me one hundred dollars for the fuel
that it costs me that I run through.

Speaker 4 (02:08:49):
Yeah, it runs through about a gallon a minute.

Speaker 2 (02:08:51):
What type of fuel we use?

Speaker 4 (02:08:54):
We use kerosene through ours? Uh you know diesel?

Speaker 2 (02:08:57):
You Yeah, but listen, keep up the bit. Don't share absolutely, Yeah,
don't tell you. I don't know. Ji, Yeah, don't say.

Speaker 7 (02:09:04):
I mean if you find out how they start an
s R seventy one, you would be amazed what they
use for fuel?

Speaker 4 (02:09:11):
Well, the fuel source isn't super important.

Speaker 8 (02:09:13):
It's it's a five stage system.

Speaker 4 (02:09:16):
One can't work without the other.

Speaker 8 (02:09:18):
I mean, it's it's really beautiful.

Speaker 4 (02:09:20):
I'll just have to come show you, guys.

Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I do want to
see this in action. Listen, I mean, you can put
them on hold on his contact information. We'll see if
we can't set this up. I'm curious, I'm I am intrigued.

Speaker 7 (02:09:34):
But I was also intrigued by a guy who built
a submarine diving vessel using a PlayStation controller.

Speaker 4 (02:09:40):
So they can keep that. I'm not going anywhere near
the water.

Speaker 7 (02:09:44):
Did you see that guy do that? And goof there's
a lesson here for me somewhere.

Speaker 4 (02:09:50):
Some some lessons you have to learn the hard way.

Speaker 2 (02:09:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:09:54):
Uh, and that's good to me.

Speaker 8 (02:09:56):
I've got I've got two billion on the line, so
I'm gonna keep put towards this.

Speaker 2 (02:10:00):
You what do you mean you have two billion on
the line.

Speaker 4 (02:10:03):
That's how much I plan.

Speaker 8 (02:10:04):
To sell it for.

Speaker 4 (02:10:04):
So that's why I woll yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:10:07):
But I was like, hey, but yeah, you don't have
two billion on the line. You don't have two billion
on the line. You hope to get two.

Speaker 2 (02:10:14):
Billion, yes, sir, you bet you.

Speaker 7 (02:10:17):
But saying to imply you have so and so on
the line means you have fronted or someone has fronted
two billion dollars.

Speaker 8 (02:10:24):
I see, I see, I see the concern there. If
I put my if I put my proprietary information out
there and someone takes it, there goes two billion dollars.
So man, at least the hope for at least the
hope for there goes all my hope.

Speaker 2 (02:10:40):
There you go. That's good.

Speaker 8 (02:10:41):
There we go.

Speaker 7 (02:10:42):
So we got a texting question, Sure do you do
birthdays and they wont to know if they can hire
you for their daughter's birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:10:49):
I'm not joking. That's a text that came in.

Speaker 4 (02:10:51):
Yeah, absolutely so funny.

Speaker 8 (02:10:54):
Funny they ask I actually have an inflatable business that
I just started as well, so I do do birthday
Oh we want rocket man.

Speaker 2 (02:11:03):
We don't watch your inflatables birthday?

Speaker 4 (02:11:08):
Come on, I would if they are super interested.

Speaker 8 (02:11:11):
I would not mind at all coming over and cranking it.

Speaker 4 (02:11:14):
Up a little bit.

Speaker 8 (02:11:14):
Now, it won't be the full system. I will come
and show a jet pack and they are gonna be
amazed and it's gonna blow you away.

Speaker 4 (02:11:21):
But I won't put the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (02:11:23):
Out there, just for the sole purpose of not putting
too much out there.

Speaker 7 (02:11:27):
Yeah, and what would you charge for that type of
birthday party demonstration?

Speaker 4 (02:11:34):
I've never thought that far.

Speaker 2 (02:11:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:11:40):
I'm going on, Lord, I'll help you with this.

Speaker 7 (02:11:46):
How much do you make detailing in an hour personally
after expenses?

Speaker 4 (02:11:52):
Yeah, well we run about one twenty five an hour. Yep.

Speaker 7 (02:11:56):
Okay, so it's got to be a least worth the
amount of money you would lose, you know, thinking you
could get a detailed job.

Speaker 8 (02:12:03):
Yeah, fuel this and that depending on where it's at.

Speaker 7 (02:12:07):
Yeah, so I think to demonstrate this potentially two billion
dollar item, you you would need at least three hundred dollars, double.

Speaker 2 (02:12:21):
Three hundred dollars. You better fly in on that sun
of a bitch, not just pull up in your truck.
You clearly don't know how much birthday party stuff costs
because steal.

Speaker 4 (02:12:31):
That's that's that's what we run for the inflatable.

Speaker 2 (02:12:33):
Yeah, you fly in, you know.

Speaker 7 (02:12:35):
Okay, Well listen, I'm gonna give put you on hold
and you can work out with Gibby. We'll figure out
how you can demonstrate your two billion dollar jet pack.

Speaker 2 (02:12:44):
I love it, brother, all right, man, hang on the line.

Speaker 7 (02:12:48):
We're we're giving away beer and tickets to see Ice
nine kills August thirteenth at the Tulsa Theater.

Speaker 2 (02:12:54):
Will take a break. Good morning, It's the Big Man
Morning Show nine four six oh kmod. You can also
text BMMS and then what you want to say to

(02:13:15):
eight two nine four five. I am extremely lucky to
be able to be able to do this, sit in
front of this console, in front of this microphone for
fourteen years. I've been so lucky, right, I'm so grateful,
and I'm still astounded sometimes by the days we have truth.
It's been a dousy It's not just rocket Man.

Speaker 7 (02:13:37):
There was a bunch of things that happened in the
last fifteen minutes that have just put me on my heels.
Nothing Matt, nothing insane, but just like, huh, what is happening?
I love our listeners. We got this text here real quick,
and it says mobile detailing, inflatables and jetpacks. I like
the guy's ambition. I myself do breakdancing, hardcore patty cake competitions,

(02:13:59):
and I sell fit feet picks on fansy always have
a dream. Yeah, And I want to make something clear.
It's not that I don't believe him. I just have questions,
as you should a rocket scientist, because that's what he's done. Essentially,
he's created a rocket for his back. I know, I

(02:14:21):
take pretty seriously.

Speaker 2 (02:14:22):
You should. It isn't like he's you know, I don't
know written out inflatables right. Wait, how do you? I mean,
how many people do you know have a rocket pack
a jet pack? Let me see none, me too.

Speaker 7 (02:14:37):
So when somebody says I got a jet pack, of
course it's going to raise some curiosity.

Speaker 2 (02:14:41):
My neighbor who flies jets. Uh huh. He doesn't even
know why a jetpack. Mexico one made it himself. And
I again, it's not that I don't believe him.

Speaker 7 (02:14:53):
But if one were to ask the question of what
qualifies you to make a jet pack, I would think
flying jets?

Speaker 2 (02:14:59):
Right, put you in that camp. I have a knowledge
in rocket science. I was a jet engine mechanic.

Speaker 7 (02:15:08):
Something in the zip code that doesn't necessarily need to
be true, right, but typically.

Speaker 2 (02:15:17):
We are giving away beer for freaking a Friday. I
question is what are you starting to like as you
get older? BM? A mess and what that is to
eight two nine four five And Justin has been waiting,
Hello Justin?

Speaker 4 (02:15:33):
How are you really?

Speaker 2 (02:15:35):
Good?

Speaker 4 (02:15:35):
Man?

Speaker 2 (02:15:36):
Good? Justin? What is something you're starting to like as
you get older?

Speaker 10 (02:15:42):
Well?

Speaker 12 (02:15:42):
I said being single, because you know, there's nothing better
than being able to take anything that you do and
make and everything and just share it with yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
No, listen, when it's when it's forced on you, I
get it. It isn't by choice, right, No.

Speaker 12 (02:15:59):
No, no, Like I I've got good friends and then yeah,
it's definitely like I would rather just have been me
and my friends and it works that way.

Speaker 2 (02:16:08):
The answer feels a little bit like I got black friends.

Speaker 4 (02:16:11):
I've got friends, right on, I've got car friends.

Speaker 12 (02:16:15):
So we stay broken.

Speaker 7 (02:16:16):
Yeah yeah, right, all right, give me go ahead and
tell him exactly what he's gonna get. You know, one
thing Lindsay has started to like more as she gets
older orthopedic shoes. But I guess when you're carrying around
cakes like that, it's bound to happen. Enjoy this case
similar light extra and least it gets ice nine kills.
Man to you, Corma, justin, thank you so much for

(02:16:38):
sharing with us. Brother hang on the line, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:16:40):
Hell yeah, I appreciate it.

Speaker 12 (02:16:41):
Guys, Hell yeah, all.

Speaker 2 (02:16:44):
Right, we have to take a break. We'll come back
find out what everybody learns. I hope, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:16:50):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back to the Big
Man Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station ninety.

Speaker 7 (02:17:10):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show nine one
eight four six oh kmod starting to find what everybody learned.
Let's start with gimp, gimme what'd you learn today? I
learned that it's okay to be in heat for thirty minutes.
I wish my dog was only in heat for thirty minutes.
And I also learned that our four fathers were freaks.

(02:17:33):
I learned trying to get investors for your rocket company
is a little harder than rocket science. What is it
rocket science? And I'll learn Gimby will never stop shoving
meat in his face. And by mean, I don't mean Jerry,
it's corpyin saying make sure that dishwashers loaded right.

Speaker 2 (02:17:48):
Yes, this is Kimpy And I'm sorry, thank you.

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Thank you, thank you, Kindaddy.

Speaker 8 (02:17:58):
Can I get up cold.

Speaker 10 (02:18:02):
With the.

Speaker 12 (02:18:04):
Time I need?

Speaker 4 (02:18:04):
John b Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:18:07):
Now what they mean it to be?

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