BMMS 8-6-24

Corbin Needs Help With His Drawers, Meth Making Priests, Some Bitch Goes Full Carrie Underwood On Her Man, Deadass or Fake News, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & There's A Harmonica Convention Coming To Town!!!

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So anyway, we'll do that to this Friday. So I
have this cabinet that my microwaves on, and then there's
a drawer underneath the cabinet right and I put like
some heavy pans and cutting boards in there, and a
cutting board has fallen and I can't open the door.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
There are okay at all? At all?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, I've taken a if you know what a frosty
knife is, it's a kind of it's got like a
little dip in it and so it can go into
to frost. Nonetheless, it can get I can open it
enough where I can get that knife in there, but
I can't get the cutting board to move okay, and

(05:24):
I can't. People are like, oh, well, just take the
drawer off the rails. Yeah, that'd be awesome if I
could open the.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Drawer right ray, you gotta be able to open the
drawer to get it off the rails.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
And people are like, oh, well, just take off go
to the drawer underneath. There's no drawer underneath. People are like,
just drill the front off.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Are you high?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, But I've I have to get let's just say
I'm moving tomorrow. I have to get in that drawer.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I can't not.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I've got to figure this out at some point in
the duration of my life in the zone. And I'm
one of those people that are like, oh, get to it.
I'm like, this is project number one for me. I'm
not working on it every day, but I am working
on This has been happening for about six months, maybe longer. Really, Yes,

(06:15):
I cannot, for the life of me figure out how
to get into this without destroying the drawer. That's the
only solution I have. People are like, take a spatula,
great idea, Now guess what's inside the drawer the dispatue
and one of my favorite ones, people like, take a

(06:37):
flimsy piece of metal.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Huh, what's that?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Well, like I have that like duct work, like I
have that lane around and I can get my leather
gloves to not cut my But I think I have
a solution, okay, and so this is why I'm bringing
it up today because I need some.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Troubleshooting with it. Put some skin on it. Okay, let's
talk it out.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
So I I took my phone and kind of dropped
it there carefully so I could take a picture.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Right, you don't want to lose your phone.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Guess me how long it takes to.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Destroy the door. At that point, there would be no problem.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
No, no, I just go get my saws on and
just open it.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
It opened open rate with that than a right.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Absolutely, I'd probably even go buy a new blade just
to make sure, just to make sure all right, And so, uh,
this is my solution. So I took the phone and
I kind of to try and get the lay of
the land to know where everything was. Right, And it
looks like that cutting wooden cutting board has fallen right

(07:47):
at the front, like it is tipped backwards, and so
there's no room at.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
All, right, right, it's being propped up by something inside
the drawer off lever at the catch. So here is
my plan.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yes, and I know we have a lot of quote
genius listeners, lot a handyman and lawyers and doctors and
scientists and virologists and right, so I'm sure you can
all help. I'm gonna take a flat crowbar and I'm
gonna because there's enough room to get the crowbar in,

(08:23):
I'll get it on that cutting board with the aid
of my camera to make sure it's on there. I'll
take my hammer and because it's got teeth on the end,
get the teeth into the cutting board. Because I don't
care about the cutting board at all. You just want
the draw rope, yeah, and then I should be able
to right truth, then that should give me enough leverage
to put pry down, because what's happening is that like

(08:45):
that butter knife thing, frosty knife, there's not enough strength
and durability in it to pry the cutting board down
right right, you're just bending the nine correct. So I'm
thinking if I do this in there, hammered in there,
even if care because I don' want to split the
cutting board.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Well, if you don't care about the cutting board, what
you're worried about, If I split it. Then it just
now I have two pieces I've.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Got to deal with.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, good points.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
So I'm thinking I can do that and just leverage
it down and scene Hopefully that's the planks. I mean,
it's a wooden cutting board, so maybe an inch half
an inch maybe maybe an inch.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I don't know. It's Texas.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
My cousin had a shelf fall and her refrigerator and
couldn't get the door open. I had her tippet back
and shake it.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
It worked.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Doesn't help you any and all behind, No, that's a
great storyo.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
And the other one's just get a slim gym like
what you used to get you.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Unlock your card door.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, where the hell? What do you? What are you
talking about? Tester?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Where am I going to get a slim gym at
my local theft store?

Speaker 6 (09:52):
How about a wire hanger?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Doesn't work?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Doesn't work, I've done that many times. Also, doesn't have
the durability to push down the cutting board because I
think I think maybe even something has fallen on top
of the cutting board. That doesn't allow me to leverage
it back the other way.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
All right, So have you thought about and it won't
destroy your drawer, But maybe maybe getting taking the drawer
front off.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Great idea.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
How with the screwdriver? How do I pry it open?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
You get it between the wood because it's attached here,
You've got the two pieces that you know slide in
right and then the front and then the face. Yeah yeah, yeah,
so you just pulled the face off essentially, is what
you would be.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'd have to be able to get First of all,
there's no guarantee that I can get to the I'd
have to pry it off it. There'd be no removing
the screws, damaging it, damaging it, and furthermore, Susan, the
drawer doesn't open enough.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Okay, yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I can't get in between the face and the box.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Got you? Got you?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah, I'm telling you. I have noodled this for a while.
My wife, who hates stuff like this, even she's like,
I love a good puzzle.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
If you can get under the drawer, take the drawer out.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah genius. It's a hell of an idea.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Only that was already thought of and tried once or twice. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
The number of people are like, just take a spatula.
I'm like, shut your stupid mouth.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Here here's what you do now, hear me out on this, Okay,
I love it. Yeah, so you, uh make a case
out there. Just invite people over to your house. Yeah,
I know that's not typically your not you, but you know,
get people lying out the door, and just let let everybody,
one person at a time, take one stab at it

(11:43):
with the with the rules of you know, you can't
damage my drawer, right, so she said, but if you
can get it open, UH might be something in it
for you. I give you an a little bit like
you know, like a sword and a stone sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Right, you know, you get the peasants to come line
up and try to pull the spatula out.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
The drawer, you know whatever, get the cutting board out
of the drawer.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
I just don't trust people to open it without damaging it, right,
I barely trust me. Yeah, I'm fairly confident I'm going
to damage it. I'm fairly confident I'm gonna have to
replace the rails. The other solution that I saw, which
is pretty smart, is that a lot of those things
are held on, like the the rails and stuff are

(12:26):
held on with not really deep screws and nails, and
that you should be able to just take it apart
very easily, which if I was a cabinet craftsman, I
would believe in myself to do that.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I think you're just gonna have to rip the band
aid off and damage the drawer and then pay to
have the drawer rebuilt. Heay to have it fixed, or
try to fix it yourself with glue.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, that's a great idea of that.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
So then it never closes correctly forever, and then whenever
that day comes we move. If that should ever happen,
then I have to pay to have it made, and
then the guy that made or they don't make that
design anymore, and then it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Take it off.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
The price of the house is the drawer itself stuck
now in an open position.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
No, I can move it about maybe an inch or so,
that's what she said.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
So yeah, so you can shut it.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah it looks shut.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, right, but you just can't open it all the way.
Do My toolbox is the same way. I've got several
drawers because it's so cramp packed stuff, and you know,
stuff gets shifted around in those toolboxes. So I get
like maybe a couple of inches open, and I'm like whatever,
So those drawers have been shut for I don't know,
ten plus years.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I'm glad whatever I was in there I don't need. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
My wife laughs at me because I have a tool
cabinet type of thing like that too, and the drawer
won't open. And she's always like, she's like, hey, where's
X tool? And I'm like, Oh, it's in the tool
cabin and she's like, what what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I'm like, you know where the thing is.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
She's like that thing full of zip ties and landscape
steaks and washers and receptacles. I'm like, yeah, yeah, she's like, no,
you can get it when you get home.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
For me so much.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
In fact, I had to buy a separate tool bag
for tools I use more common more on the rag
because this drawer won't open very often.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
Oh yeah, I've done that. I've gotten my own tools
because I don't want to go through his tools because
I'll never find what I'm looking for in his tools. Yeah, separate.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I've when asking how far will the drawer open? Half inch?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
If the cabinet is not solid wood, most have a
panel to cover the back of it.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Usually just a few staples.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Pop it off, clean it out and replace it. No
one sees the back Yes, but how do I get
the back off? Let's just say I get the back off?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Then what? Right? Right? Eric's online one says he's got
an idea for you. Yeah, hey, Rick, how are you?
Hey good? How you doing? Man good?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I'm eager for your solution. Let's hear it.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
Can you get under the drawer?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Is there a drawer under the strawer?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, sir, I should say, take that lower drawer out,
reach up behind it, press the board down.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
That's what we did at our house.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, hell, I light the thing on fire.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
That No, that was on the list. That was on
the list, but we believe it.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
It felt like the damage that could create would cause
these other problems that maybe the insurance company wouldn't be
so supportive of.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah you ahead.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
Yeah, right on, man, I appreciate.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I appreciate the help, sir.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Are the Are the counter top screws in the joining
cabinets accessible to lift the countertop off?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Well, so take the entire countertop off just to get
to your drawer.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
It seems like a lot of work.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Let's just say they were. I still can't get to
the screws above the countertop or the drawer won't open.
Do you see, I'm not listen the ideas.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
No idea is a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, you can find a slim gym kit at most
truck stops. Really, I gotta be honest. When I go
to a truck stop, which I do enjoy going to them,
they have everything, especially some sort of la trucker hat

(16:24):
with a whimsical tail on it. I don't look for
theft tools.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I mean, just.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Because they're mostly used for theft and breaking into cars
doesn't mean that they, you know, are I mean they've
got a whole industry built on that.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, no, I hear you. Only fans also have some
other great content, right, Hey, why don't you do that dan?
Only fans? I feel like that's a side project that
is not on topic and people.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
But uh, it just popped into my head.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Call like pop a lock right or so a locksmith
that you know has the tool that would normally be
used to get into a car that, yeah, you're locked
out of and see if they can help you.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
They might just laugh in your face.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
List no, they don't believe me.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
If no, that's literally what they do all day is
deal with people being stupid.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Right right? Right?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
So it may cost you forty bucks, and it may
or may not work, but it's it's one and it
alleviates the headache.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Out of your brain, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, and let somebody else sit there and fuss with
it and try to deal with it, and they would
have all the tools.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Necessary for cars.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Listen, So listen, uh, And this ain't a knock because
there are some people that are really good at it,
and it is a craft, a trades craft that is needed.
But ultimately, anytime I've called someone to open a lock,
you know what they do is they take this rubber
thing get wedged into the door jam, yes, inflate it.

(17:57):
Take some long coat hanger thing.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Which is your slim jem.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, well slim gym is entitled a flat piece of
metal that goes between the glass to open it up.
This looks like something I tried earlier.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, And they're just like waving it around to like
open you know, to hit the unlock button right right,
And I'm like, are we doing carnival games again?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Save the day? Needed?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Hain hating on you, just saying to imply that there
some person with a special scope and uh uh can
listen to the clicks of the dial is not accurate.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Less, it's worth a shot.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
When you've exhausted all other options, call the locksmith and
see if that works.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, and then let me know how that goes.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Harmer Freight Slims sells a slim gym.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Okay, let's see there you go.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I wouldn't trust them for their jack stands, but a
slim gym might be all right, Corbyn, do you know
an estimate for how much the cutting board is against
the inside frame of the cabinet drawer?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Excellent question? Rank cost versus risk type of thing. Uh,
let's just go with the first part.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
One.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
It doesn't matter if I ever sell that home. You've
got to be able to open the cabinet.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Are they gonna charge me or I'm gonna have to
lose caught something?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Right?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
So there's that Two. Uh, there's other things in there.
There's some pans and stuff like La Crossett's. If you
know what those are that are in there as well,
which are not cheap.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Bro, you don't want to lose those.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I ain't losing anything.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
The question is how do I go about victory?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Right?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
This person put in the best text is the microwave
directly above the drawer. You could cut a hole under
the microwave to access moving the cutting board. The microwave
covers the whole. Nobody knows the thing.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I think that's it. That's not a bad idea. I
think that's the best idea.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
It's really not. I mean, and you gotta saws, all
do you have? Do you have a whole saw? Yeah,
so you can. I'll go buy a bit. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I mean, I just got to be able to get
my hand in there exactly, so it doesn't have to
you know.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
A door hole, bro, Bro, I'll help you with this one.
And it keeps the size of the hole smaller. Right,
You just got this hole.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Small enough from my little little tight hand. Was that
a quarter inch? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Right, so you don't have some massive gaping hole. I
don't even need that. I could yeah, I don't even
need that big. Really, if I didn't just put like
a dowl in there something, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
You just drill a single hole in there. And if
people ask me like, yeah, well, we had to bolt
a microwave down so nobody would steal it, you know,
like they do in hotel.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Rooms, right right, I think this is not a bad idea.
This might be the best idea yet. Go there, You
go with the least amount of damage. Nobody would be
suspecting exactly meiky.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Now you can fill it with some silicone or you
know whatever. When you move, you know, or no one
will to ever see it unless you're in place.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, I mean the question would be do I put
black cock in it or white cock in it? White
Cock's never gonna fill it correctly.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, no, no no, but black cock might fill it
up to a little too much, right, make it worse.
So you figure all that out later. So now, let's
just let's just drill this thing. Let's get your spatula
back one more. Okay, sounds like a stupid idea, but
I've had it work in the past. You open the
drawer as far as it will go, slam it shut
numerous times, and sometimes that will jar the item far

(21:30):
enough where you can eventually get your fingers there to
hold it down.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Not a horrible idea.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I would try that before start drilling holes in there.
But if that doesn't work, definitely start drilling holes.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
I feel like doing that is a means a bridge
too far, Like I'm gonna drill a hole in this bitch. Yeah,
I am removing the microwave and I am drilling a
hole straight through the top of the sum bitch, and
I will get this open done.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
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I'm telling you. Bring Israel and Palestine over here, we
got let us deal with that problem. We need solutions
for that. Let's start texting them in check underneath. No,
I don't think that's a good one. All right, we
gotta take a break, man, I'm so excited. Can we
in the show right now? And I'm always do the
show from home.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'll get the headset on and'll be like, all right,
I've got the drill, damn it, the batteries dead.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
All right?

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Coming up.

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Absolutely, they must forgive him. Eventually, the organization guilt him,
for sure. Absolutely, The organization stated the priest is now
prohibited from carrying out any pastoral activities within the diocese.
So all he done for now.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
He's not gonna have any fun with those little boys,
all wrong pastoral activities.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
One accused of king cheater on man car. So all
of this really went down last month. Right, There's a dude,
he's twenty three. His name's Charles Cooler and old Chuck
went to his girlfriend's house, an eighteen year old gout
name Alana, okay, and he gets drunk and he tells
a lot I could have more women if I wanted to.

(25:18):
And she didn't like that too much, so they got
in a bit of an argument. He ends up smacking
her around a little bit.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Cops get called out, they take Chuck to jail. Chuck
stays in jail for a couple of weeks. Flash forward
a couple of weeks, Chuck gets out of jail, goes
to Alana's house to get his car that was left
there because well, they won't let you drive your own
car to jail. And come to find out, well, he's
got the words cheater keyed on the side of his car.

(25:47):
He's got the words little de keyed into the hood
of his car. Windows are smashed, bodies all dented up,
the interior's been cut open with knife. Right, just a
bad deal all the way around. Well, he calls the police.
Police come out, they do the investigation. They talk to
Alana says, hey, man, when Chuck went to jail, I

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went to my friend's house.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I've been there ever since. But she was quickly.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Sold out by her neighbor who said, yeah, I totally
heard her on the phone talking about doing the exact
same thing to this car. So Alana's like, listen, I'll
go ahead and help pay for the damages, because well,
it is on my property. But the cops are like, no,
you did this, and now you're going to jail. So
she went into jail for criminal mischief.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Bubble Yum called, they'd like their gums back.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
It was a hell of a mugshot.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Does the dentist only charge you half because you have
no human teeth in your mouth?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
She looks like the kind that would do this one
hundred percent crazy bitch.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I bet she throws. Do guys do do guys do this?
Do guys key cheater on cars?

Speaker 6 (26:58):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
I don't think so either. I didn't want to quickly
jump to that. But why what is it a woman
thing that they think that this is what they should
do if they're wronged in a relationship.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
She looks like she could have used her teeth to
do it too.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Why is it that women think this is what they
at what age were you brought into the women's meeting
to told this is how you handle this?

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Never? I was never taught that.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
No, but women do this right, So, I don't know
if they.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
I think that they listened to a Carrie Underwood song
and then decided to but they.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Were doing this before Carrie Underwood.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Has it ever happened to either of you?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
No, because I've never wronged a girl that way.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I mean I have, but they never really damaged my stuff, right,
whatever damaged me mentally? But no, I think it's the
You know, I am so angry and I want everybody
to know exactly how angry I am. So what better
way to do it than to destroy his car and
spray paint, cheat or on there, or key whatever badly.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
They want to warn other women like this guy is
no good.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Right, They feel humiliated, so therefore they want to humiliate them.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Guys will do this.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
I just thought of it. Guys will do this because
I sometimes will watch Tesla videos of guys keen their tests,
getting their tesla's keyed, and it's always guys doing it.
It's always men keen teslas, just tesla's Yeah, because teslas
have all those cameras around it, huh. And so if
you do something to a Tesla, it's on camera.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
And so there's a you can go down a rabbit
hole of watching videos of people keen teslas and it's
all dudes. Or if someone parks too close, they key
to the car.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Guys do this, yeah, okay, but not for cheating on
your whatever. No, because you parked incorrect exactly, or you
wanted a different type of engine.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Right.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, we're all crazy, man, everybody's crazy, doesn't matter who
you are.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
One hundred and forty eight year old message in a
bottle may be a world record. This is an amazing
story where a bottle washed up on the shore in
New Jersey and it might be a Guinness World record holder.
The bottle bottled up message appears to have been sent
on August sixth, eighteen seventy six.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Opening it up, Smyth Murphy discovered a business card from WG.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
And J.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Clym Gents Furnishing Goods in Philadelphia, along with a note
quote suggesting it was dropped from a boat called the
Neptune in Atlantic City one hundred and forty eight years ago.
If authenticated by Guinness, this would surpass surpass the previous
oldest oldest message in a bottle, which was one hundred
and thirty one years which was discovered in twenty eighteen.

(29:49):
So you might be wondering, what did this just float
around and see and then finally just wash up on shore. No,
they believe in this instance and in the one from
one hundred and thirty one years years ago, either there
was some sort of wreck or disturbance underneath that dislodged
some things, or some shore washed away and then kind
of put it back in the ocean and then washed

(30:10):
it back up on shore and then was discovered. That's cool, Yeah,
super cool. The idea that they did this note and
then dropped it. Why did they drop it? But were
they in danger? Were they in distress? Were they being
you know, silly?

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
And did they say what the note? The note said, Uh,
that would give us a clue as to why.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
It's not clear details, but says suggesting it was dropped
from a boat.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Okay, but it didn't say they didn't open it up
and say that The message said this No, like we're
all dying of scurvy or something like that.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Right, right, right, right, huh Okay.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
All these stories are on our Facebook page, Facebook dot com, slash,
BMMS six nine.

Speaker 8 (30:51):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning shown KMOD.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show six KMOT.
So this is pretty interesting. Last week we announced that
the NFL ticket settlement had been dismissed.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, like four billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah, and that the judge was like, ay, that's a
little much out of the.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Boy discovered it was like one hundred and six is
worth one hundred and sixty eight billion or some jive
like yes, yeah, yeah. In a weird twist, the judge
has announced his retirement. A judge has got some greasy poems.
A little interesting because what they let's just say, they go,

(31:51):
we'll give you one hundred million dollars. Well, we'll pay
for your retirement home in Italy. Yeah, and all your fault.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
You don't have to do a thing right, and it
would still be dramatically cheaper then whatever their new penalty
will be compared to four billion dollars. I'm not saying
that's what happened, no, but but it is a little fishy.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Now can that be appealed by a different judge. Nope, No,
that's what's done is done. It's done. Well, that sucks.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I now have to redo the punishment.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I was thinking if they can get a new judge
in there, maybe they might get the settlement.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
But I wish that like, hey, you got charged with
the DUI.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
And I feel like that's hasty, like you're and I'll
be like, yeah, let me buy you a Starbucks. I'm
just trying to equate it to my financial and buy
your Starbucks. I'll buy you a couple. I'll get you
a gift card. Here's one hundred dollars gift card, and
then go sounds good. Not fair, right, yeah, slap on

(33:04):
the wrist.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
That does happen though to regular people, you know, more
than just corporations, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Maybe not people like you or I, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I've never heard that happening to anybody that they felt
it was unfair. So they gave the judge one hundred
dollars Starbucks gift card. They're like, yeah, something to that effect.
Judge get paid off all the time all the time.
People are so corrupt, bro, when it comes to judges
and police.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but all the time
seems like a very massive statement. I'm sure it'd be
hard to get the exact number because who's going to
But then how would you know that that's true what
you're saying.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Okay, it's just an assumption.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Okay, I'm just saying, like, I know it happens, right,
But to say it's like like massive, like you're.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Implying it probably happens a lot more than what we
think to be honest with at a ten, let's just
go like a I'd say properly seven out of ten.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
So that's math. Wow, Yeah, what do you think it
would be?

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Lindsay, I would hope like more like two out of ten.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I was okay hoping in reality, Well he's hoping at seven,
I would say one.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Do you think so?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, I think it happens, but I don't think it's
seventy percent of the time.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I have to do some research on that.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
See if I can't find something on it somewhere to
back up your claim y on it feels and your
point's well taken. That like, who's gonna admit they did right,
but they'd have to get caught. But they're not being
evidence doesn't make the bigger number true either exactly. So
they could also be telling the truth that they don't. Yeah,

(34:48):
I seventy feels like a math. I could I could,
you know, stomach four and be like, Okay, I don't.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Love that, but no, it's big.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
It's still and.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
You could argue, what's the negotiation at the I mean
when they're negotiating out like, right, let's see what Lindsay
asked for.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Balls of the Wall Sports, the Chicago White Sox continue
to make history in a bad Way. The team lost
their twenty first straight game last night, falling five to

(35:31):
one to the Oakland Athletics. The performance means the Socks
have now matched the nineteen eighty eight Orioles for the
longest losing streak in American League history. And a new
statue of Jackie Robinson was dedicated in Wichita, Kansas. Hundreds
of people gathered at McAdams Park yesterday to dedicate the

(35:51):
new bronze statue portraying the first black player in Major
League Baseball. The original statue was stolen and destroyed earlier
this year. The remnants of the old statue are on
display at the Negro League's Baseball Museum in Kansas City.
The man convicted of stealing the statue that stood outside
a youth baseball field where League forty two plays was

(36:12):
sentenced to fifteen years in prison on theft and other charges.
On Friday, and that's your Balls to the Wall Sports,
I'm lindsay on ninety seven to five KMOD.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
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six oh KMOD can also text bmmass and then what
you want to say to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. Don't forget to join
us for our patio party this Friday night. It is
our final one at the Stumbling Monkey over here at
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though five to seven at the Stumbling a Monkey this Friday.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
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Speaker 1 (37:08):
Twenty four days away from Oklahoma twenty twenty four Labor
Day weekend prior you us say, get your foot lineupand
you're like for tickets. That's the website, The rocks kmod
dot com.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Do deadass and fake news. I will read a headline.
You gotta tell me is it dead ass or is
it fake news? First one, deadass are fake news. Just
as you have a herd of elephants and a pride
of lions, a group of rhinos is called a crash,
dead ass or fake.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
News that sounds could be accurate. Should say dead ass?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I'm gonna go ahead and say fake news.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Dead ass and the lyrics of Carrie Newcomers song A
Crash of Rhinoceros it's a crash of rhinoceros, a pump
of Pekinese, It's a gaggle of geese.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
And a swarm of bees. Okay, dead aass or fake news?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Bill Wyman retired from The Rolling Stone on the very
day he qualified for Britain's old age pension. Dead ass
for fake news. Bill Wyman retired from The Stones on
the very day he qualified for Britain's old age pension.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Fake fake news.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I'll say dead ass.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Uh fake news. He left the Stones in ninety two
when he was sixty in England retirement ages sixty for
women and sixty five for men. Dead aster, fake news.
The game of risk was invented in France by a movie.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Director, ummm.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Go with fake news.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Dead ass Risk is a game first released in nineteen
fifty seven by French film director Albert Lemorse. Le Morse
is best known for his Oscar winning nineteen fifty six
short film The Red Balloon. Deadass, Dead ass for fake news.
Agave must be handpicked and cropped.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Okay, gomy what they make tequila out of?

Speaker 6 (39:04):
Dead ass?

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Pretty good sweetener too.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I'll say dead ass.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Dead ass and the worker who harvested gave for tequila
is called the jim Adore himidor humidor we're not here,
it's not here. Maybe it's I guess, yeah, yeah Jason.
Spanish are pronounced with an H. And there's a tequila
named human Door that's spell like that didn't ask a

(39:29):
fake news. Pop tarts were declared illegal in Missouri after
someone burned their mouth on the top.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Of Oh wow, trash anyway, harsh, that's harsh.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I think they are lemon comment is always warranted, I
feel like, because it is pretty bitter, but trash.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, man, the enterds, the filling is not good. The
dough tastes like cardboard.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Okay, we don't eat the.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Edge, right, you're still surrounding at the edge, you're still
surrounded by it. Break it in half and eat around it.
It's it's still you. It's still the dough itself. You've
got the bottom of the dough that's not frosted at
all whatsoever. Right, So you got that cardboard with some
crap jelly paste in the middle, and then more cardboard

(40:19):
on top, sandwiched with a plastic film of quote unquote.
Icing doesn't even taste like icing. I don't do icing.
I think the icing is garbage. I think it's not necessary.
I need cinnamon brown sugar all day. Toasted marshmallow all
day doesn't need the icing either one of those.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
Either way, I mean the toaster stoodles are way better.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Well that's a completely different thing, right right, I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Say, uh, dead ass, I'll agree.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Fake news.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
The company was once sued for their tasty breakfast treats
burst into their flames in the poster and then led
to a house fire.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
They worsued for that.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Oh wow, dead ass fake news. Despite their friendly moniker,
kissing bugs are little blood suckers.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I have never even heard of a kissing bug.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Despite their friendly moniker, kissing bugs are little blood suckers.
Dead aster, fake news.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Dead ass sounds dead ass to me. Uh.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
These Southwestern natives usually feed just after sunset. They are
attracted to the light in our houses, the odors that
we exhale, skin odors, and to the warmth of our bodies.
Kissing bugs who enter house will feed on household pets
as well as humans.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
I feel like I've seen one of these before, but
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
They all look the same, dead aser, fake news. The
South African African Police Minister once tried to murder a
black activist by poisoning his underwear. Dead asster fake news.
The South African police minister once tried to murder a
black activist by poison his underwear.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Dead ass, fake news.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Dead ass. In the final years of the apartheid era,
Adrian Volok laced Frank Caine's underwear with a nerve poison
called paraxin and almost succeeded in killing him. Adding insult
to injury. Vlok received a suspended ten year sentence. Fast
forward to mid two thousand and six, when Voke came
forward with public apologies for a number of acts that

(42:26):
he had not disclosed to the Truth and Reconciliation Commission
and for which he could therefore be prosecuted. In dramatic gesture,
he washed his feet of chicane. He washed the feet
of chicane and was asked for forgiveness, and he got it.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
How about that dead ass for fake news.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Celine Dion was named for a Canadian prime minister, fake news.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Dead ass.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Have you watched the documentary yet? No about her own
prime It's supposed to be amazing fake news. She actually
was named after the song Selene by French singer Hugh
Afrey that had been.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Recorded two years before her birth. Okay, dead ass for
fake news.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
The word paparazzi literally means crazy fly.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Hum.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
The word paparazzi literally means crazy fly.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
I like it, but I think it's fake news.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yea, it sounds fake.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
A news photographer named Paparazzo played by Walter Santesto in
the nineteen sixty film ladoce Vite directed by Federico Fellini,
is the eponym of the word paparazzi and his book
Word in Phrases. Robert Hendrickson writes that Felini took the
name from an Italian dialect word that describes a particularly

(43:46):
annoying noise that of a buzzing mosquito. Fake news, dead
ass for fake news. Poutine is a fur lined harpoon
cozy worn by Canadian eskimos. Dead ass are fake news.
Poutine is a fur lined harpoon cozy worn by Canadian eskimos.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Fake news, fake news, Hell, yeah, it's fake news.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Poutine should just be American, but it is a common
Canadian dish made with French fries, topped with brown gravy
and cheese. Curds.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
My god, are they delivered.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
It's amazing. It's one of the most amazing things. I've
had bad poutine and been like this is still good.
Me too, Dead ass are fake news. Winston Churchill wrote
a series of books.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
On fly fishing. See that dead ass fake news.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Churchill wrote all his life and was awarded the nobelt
What was the asigh for?

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Well, he just disappointed us. Let us down, okay, for.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Literature in nineteen fifty nine for his historical writings. Fishing
was never something he wrote about, as he once said,
history will be kind to me for I intend to
write it. This one's fun, dead asster, fake news. Nelson
Mandela's middle name was Holy sch Nelson Mandela's middle name

(45:16):
was Holy Sesh.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Fake news, deadass Okay.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
So when he died in twenty thirteen, people were really
confused on how to say his name, of the city
he was from, and his middle name. So they made
and thin and I practiced this. I may be messing up,
but I'm gonna try my best. He is from the
town New New hold On. Now that's the town he's from.

(45:44):
I'm not making that up. And his middle name is
Holy Sithlu But it sounds like if you say it
a different way, most people mess it up, So it's
dead ass, dead asser, fake is. Native Americans reclaimed their
land at Alcatraz in nineteen sixty eight. Native Americans reclaimed

(46:06):
their land at Alcatraz in nineteen sixty eight.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Dead asser, fake news, fake news. I wist say fake news,
dead ass.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Hundreds of Native American Indians banned together to occupy the
former land that lasted nineteen months. Dead ass are fake news.
The name of Louisiana comes from the French word for boot.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Seems legit.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
We bought it on the French Yeah, I'll say dead ass.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Fake news under French control from sixteen eighty two to
seventeen sixty three and eighteen oh three to eighteen oh four.
That was the sequel. The area was named in honor
of Louis the fourteenth of France by French explorer Rene
Robert Cavier Sierra de la Sally.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Dead ass for fake news.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Rhinoceros beetles are on one of these stra youngest animals
on the planet. Dead ass for fake news. Rhinoceros beetles
are one of the strongest animals on the planet. Hmmm,
fake news, dead ass, They're able to lift eight hundred
and fifty times their own weight. Dead ass, just the

(47:19):
beetle crazy. In Disney's Fantasia, the sorcer to whom Mickey
played an apprentice was named Ian Sid. In Disney's Fantasia,
the sorcer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named
Ian Sid.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Dead ass or.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Fake news Fake news dead Ass. Yan Sid is Disney
spelled backward. According to the filmmakers, yan Sid was apparently
modeled after Walt Disney, right down to the signature facial
features recognizable by animators. Yancid's name, which is not given
in the film itself, was given to him by the
animators Disney spelled backwards. It's also paid tribute to Walt

(48:02):
Dead Aster fake News. New York's Hudson River, which runs
along the island of Manhattan, flows in either direct direction
depending on the tide. New York's Hudson River, which runs
along the island of Manhattan, flows in either direction depending
on the tide. Dead ass or fake news.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
Dead Ass.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I don't know much about the Hudson River except for
Kramer took a swim in it, and he stank for
a long time after that Elaine had to get a
new bed.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Because of it. Yeah, uh sure, why not? Dead sounds legit.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
The lower half of the river is a tidal usatory
occupying the Hudson Fjord, which formed during the most recent
period of North American glaciation. Of course, estimated at twenty
six thou to thirteen three hundred years ago. Tidal waters
influenced the Hudson's flow, which she said from as far
north as Troy, New York. So dead ass.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Dead.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
As for fake news, you can go to jail for
owning a modem in the country of Burma. Dead ass
are fake news. You can go to jail for owning
a modem in the country of Burma.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
We'll say dead ass.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Seems legit fake news.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Until twenty thirteen, anti modem laws restricted Internet access in Burma.
A legal possession could have led you to prison. The
two thousand and eight Burmese Constitution provides the freedom of
expression and of the press, but these rights are not
respected in practice, and many draconian laws still stand as

(49:34):
impediments to media freedom. Media is still heavily filtered, especially
when it comes to politics, and travelers can't access the net,
though okay, fake news. Dead ass for fake news. Dolphins
can talk and understand each other over the phone.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Oh, they got to be on speakerphone right just lately though,
because they don't have they didn't have pockets for quarters.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Dead ass are fake news.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Dolphins can talk and understand each other over the phone
fake news.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I think that that experiment is just retarded enough that
somebody did it and was like, this is amazing.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Deadass.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
In twenty sixteen, two dolphins were recorded having a conversation.
Scientists developed an underwater microphone which could distinguish the animal's
different voices, and in the case of dolphins, we don't
know what they said, but they were discernible pulses and
clicks that scientists were able to recognize.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Dead ass.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Then there's case this doesn't surprise me a sight.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Dead ass are fake news.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
In Massachusetts, spitting on the sidewalk is considered illegal. Dead
ass are fake news. In Massachusetts, spitting on the sidewalk
is considered illegal.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Deadass.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Deadass.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
It's an arcane law, but it isn't enforced, but it
is the law. Deadass.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Last one.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Dead ass are fake news. Sunflowers and the potato eaters
are works. By Vincent van Go dead ass and or
fake News. Sunflowers and the Potato Eaters are works by
Vincent Vango.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Dead Ass, fake news, Uh, dead.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Ass and if you want to see them up close,
you should visit one of the museums I have because
it's pretty amazing. All right, all right, we got to
take a break. We got tickets to Rockaholm and we
come back.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Rush four of.

Speaker 8 (51:26):
The Big Mad Morning Show is next ninety seven five D.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine one
four six oh kmo D. And the phones are very active,
like we've got rock Lahoma tickets to give away. Let's
play a game. We're gonna play Sing Sing. Current record is.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Well, I've got a pretty good lead with ten, Lindsay
has eight and you have six. Last week's winner that
would be me, So Corbyn and Lindsay at nine one
eight four six oh kmo D nine one eight four
six O KMOD call him to decide who's going to
be your clue giver. Whoever gets the most right is
one of those weekend GA tickets to rock Klahoma.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Nine one eight four six oh kmo D. Good morning.
You're on the air. What is your name? Chris, Chris,
how are you today? Pretty good? Good Chris? Who do
you want to give clues? Lindsay or Corbin? H so Corby?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
All right, sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts
after the first clue, Chris, Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Yeah? Uh.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
This is the girl who sang the song about virginity
and uh, Papa, don't preach And this is her most famous.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Song from the eighties.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
She was married to Sean Penn's right, correct, Okay, you
put your hands together and you do what to.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
God black of prayer?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
There you go, Paul George Ringo Okay, and what August
fifth would have been.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Yesterday? Correct? Uh? My mom.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
One of my mom's favorite bands. And they're singing about
a country next to France and Portugal.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Africa. No, not close.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
They speak Spanish. There what country speaks Spanish? Chris time.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Too?

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Because he listen, people have one with two before, my friend.
So hang on the line.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Okay, all right, good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name, Matthew?

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Matthew, you have to beat too, okay.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
All right, all right.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
This is a piano player and he's very he's very flamboyant.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Elton John Yes, and.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
It's not big, it's little. Yes. This is something you
use when you're stuck in the rain.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Umbrella, Yes, rank out, No.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
You got it, you got it. Uh huh. This is
a crooner singing about a woman. The woman has a
name and it is short uh for ah m. Let's see.
I can't think of anything but the chorus on this one.

(55:10):
Start spitting out some ladies' names for me. You got
the first letter of the name. No, no, no, it's
just one word. And oh oh man, oh golly jeez,
didn't he.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Time time time, time, time time two two, which means
nobody wins anything.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Man, I'm so sure. Thanks for playing brother, see you later.
You appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Two was good enough for a time, but not good
enough for to win anything. I'm so sorry, Chris. Thanks
for playing time brother always brother, Thank you, man, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
That's the one that Lindsay ended on.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Uh the guy who sings copa copa cabana. The whole
time we thought he would singing about a female when
in reality, who was singing about a male? Because you
need to put a space between man and d.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
Oh. And this one is yes the band the number
after two and the opposite of cat and the opposite
of day you got your band? And this is.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Say the opposite of day.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Oh yeah, sorry I.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
Thought, And the song is uh okay, So I'm trying
to think of the words because they got the Beatles
in there well like kind of like the Beetles uh
and uh yeah, because Ben is in there like so

(56:54):
much the word Ben is in there.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Ben.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
But I've been to oklawhome.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Be try pass can't pass right right? Yeah? Three?

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Dug Knight never been to spin? Can I see that
card for saying yeah, oh weird?

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Okay, that's terrible. We're gonna take a break.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
And the record now, well that keeps me in a
lead with ten, keeps you with six, keeps her with eight.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (57:19):
More of the Big Men Morning Show is next ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
D good morning, It's the Big nin Morning Show. Nine
one four six oh kmod can also text bmms and
then what you want to say to eight two nine
four five See what Kimbie has for his four by

(57:50):
four Well Corvin.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
It says here that the US personnel has been injured
in an a rock of attack. It happened at the
Alisade base. It's not yet been confirmed exactly where the
strike came from, with the US Department of Defense late
yesterday blamed the Iran aligned militia groups, calling it a
dangerous escalation. The aggression comes amid growing fears of an

(58:16):
attack by Iran on Israel over the assassination of Hamas
political leader in Tehran last week. There are UN staffers
fired for links to Ramas attack on Israel. Nine staff
members with the UN Agency for Palestinian Refugees are losing
their jobs for possible involvement in the October seventh attack

(58:39):
on Israel. The move was announced yesterday. The UN launched
an investigation after allegations some staff were linked to the attack,
which killed more than twelve hundred and saw over two
hundred and fifty people take hostage back to Gaza. The
UN didn't specify what the exact involvement of the staff was,
but a spokesperson says any partic dissipation in the attacks

(59:01):
is a tremendous betrayal of the work the agency does
on behalf of the Palestinian people. The CDC warns of
new COVID variant dibbling in just two weeks Dun Dun dung.
It's called the KP three point one point one and
now accounts for one in four cases in America. Public

(59:24):
health experts say it's much more infectious than previous variants
and may be better at evating immunity built up by
existing vaccines. The warning follows the detention or detection of
high levels of COVID nineteen in waste water in twenty states.
They study poopy's disgusting, and this one here is amazing.

(59:47):
The Society for the Preservation and Advancement of the Harmonica
presents sixty first Anniversary Convention here in Tulsa.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
I did not know this was a thing.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
The Society for the Prison and Advancement of the Harmonica,
or SPA, announced this sixty first annual SPA Convention to
be held in Tulsa August thirteenth through the seventeenth at
the Tulsa Hyatt Regency Downtown. Hundreds of musicians, enthusiast, teachers,
and vendors are registered to attend. Attendees will receive a
free harmonica, a box, lunch, and a class led by

(01:00:22):
teachers David Cashelon and Joe Flisko.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I'm guessing that's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
I guess so mean Society for the Preservation and Advancement
of the Harmonica, because you know, the harmonica has just
been kind of complacent for the past a thousand years.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
I mean, I bet you could make an argument that
it has kind of lost its thing, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Sure, sure.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
That's another instrument I've always wanted to learn how to play,
just can't seem to can't seem to get it to
work for sit.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Down and be able to play. I mean, it's one
of those instruments where you can actually do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
That right anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Uh So, I'm looking at the schedule. The Art of
Importance of Listening is one of these seminars. Okay, next
level harmonica tunings exploring third position effect pedals, What how

(01:01:19):
to improve seven areas of your plane? Starting today?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Jam Zone, get out Harmonica fun one oh one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
I think this is fantastic. I'm listening. We want to go?
I have.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
I've gone to some conventions and they're always fun in
their own right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Yeah, No, they are.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
I mean, if it's something you're interested in there, they're
always fun.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
How much do you think.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
It costs to go to this convention? Being as it's
a next week you kind of you got to pay
the last minute.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Okay, and that's all next week too, right, just like
the thirteenth through the seventeen.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
Yeah, yeah, one hundred and seventy five bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
I was going to say, like fifty full convention, two
hundred and fifty dollars. Dang, to get the full harmonica experience.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
You've got to add more money, though, if you want
the Tuesday blues blowoff, which I'm hoping that's blowing of bowling.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
What you got planing today, I'm going to the Tuesday
blowoff of me too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I was reading the reviews on it, yeah, and some
of them said it's a fun some of them said
it sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Well, you know, because it's sucking and blowing.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
For this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Just sounds like everybody's stuck in a jail cell.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Down there, former tells the Football John and Class of
twenty twenty four. Tulsa Hall of Famer Steve Kraigthorpe passed
away on Sunday at the age of fifty nine after
a battle with Parkinson's disease. Cragthorpe was the TU head
coach from two thousand and three to two thousand and six,

(01:03:13):
posting a twenty nine and twenty two record in four seasons.
Coach Gregthorpe was inducted into the Tulsa Hall of Fame
in twenty twenty four, leading the Golden Hurricanes to three
Bowl Game appearances. After taking over a team with a
two to twenty one record over the past two seasons,
he led to You to its first conference championship win
over UCF in two thousand and five in the CUSA.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
If I remember correctly, he had a massive effect on
the players. Yeah, And when he left, like people were
really frustrated because he was the players loved him so much.
He was one of those special coaches that maybe they
didn't win all the time, but people loved him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
Yeah. American sim On Biles added one more medal on
the final day of gymnastics on Monday at the Paris Olympics.
Biles captured the silver medal in the women's floor exercise,
while teammate Jordan Childs won bronze. Bile says she had
no regrets about her performance. For Biles, it was her
eleventh career Olympic medal. The United States women's national soccer

(01:04:18):
team will attempt to advance to the gold medal match today.
The US plays Germany in a semi final match. Team
USA advanced to the semifinals with a one to nothing
win over Japan last Saturday. Trinity Rodman scored the game
winning goal in extra time. The winner of the US
versus Germany match will play in the gold medal match
on Saturday. The loser of each match will play for

(01:04:39):
the bronze medal on Friday, and the Rams will be
without one of their starting wide receivers for the foreseeable future.
ESPN reports that Los Angeles wide out Puka Nukoua is
considered week to week with a knee injury he sustained
during Sunday's practice. Nuko was injured during a team drill

(01:05:00):
during LA's joint practice with the Chargers. The second year
pro sent set NFL rookie records with one hundred and
five receptions and one four eighty six receiving yards last season.
The Rams also have three starting offensive linemen currently sidelined
with injuries. And that is your Balls to the Wall Sports.

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Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Brighteny's beck listener emails. You can always emails show at
kmod dot com. We read the email on the air
and then you guys give advice on what this person
should do. A couple ways to do that. You can
call it nine one, eight four to six oh kmod,
or you can text bmms and whatever your advice is
to eight two nine four five and so one says,
I bought this old house that needed modernized. So I

(01:06:30):
started watching YouTube videos to redo all the old plumbing
in the house. The amount of money I'm saving is crazy.
About all the pecks and joints I crawled in the
crawl space, did all the work all by myself. I'm
super psyched. I went to show my dad, took pictures
and videos and also he could see, uh, how I'm

(01:06:53):
doing and how I did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
All he could say was how.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
I'm taking work from people like him and not supporting
people like him, just so I can be a tightwad.
I honestly thought he'd be proud of me, but instead
he's chastising, chastising me for taking money out of plumber's pockets.
Is that what I'm doing? I guess I never thought about.

(01:07:19):
Like when I painted a room, I was taking the
money out of the pocket of painters. Essentially, that's exactly
what you're doing. But you're saving yourself all that money.
Where's what's the problem If you could do it yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Why the hell not? Sounds to me like dad's just
getting pissy because he didn't call him for help.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Yeah, that's definitely a possibility.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
Is it something that his dad taught him how to do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
I don't know if I even go with the idea
of taking money out of so if I cook my
own food, I'm taking the money out of the pocket
of chefs. Absolutely, if I'm taking if I decide to
grill food in my backyard. I'm taking the money out
of pitmasters.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Then why sell grill? Like, why wouldn't you have to
have a license then to buy a grill?

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
You know what I mean, Like, if you're not certified griller,
you don't have a license to grill.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
I'm shocked by gimpies straight up, like one hundred in
on this because the whole, the whole thing of like,
you don't even know that was. It's not like you
you had a gig and then I took it from.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
You, right, they had a potential gig. No, you didn't
even know it was out there exactly. You didn't even
know it was out there way because you didn't call
them and let them know, Hey, I need something grilled
or barbecue or whatever the case may be. I I
see where the dad's coming from. That that's all it is.

(01:08:57):
I'm the type of person to do all the work
myselfie as well, because I don't want to pay somebody
to do it for me because usually it costs more, okay,
and so I just assume do it all myself. But
I get where where his dad's coming from.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
But also dad's gonna charge him, huh.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
I mean, I don't know how much it costs to
plump redo all the plumbing in a home compared to
doing it yourself. I'm gonna guess it's thousands of dollars
in saves. Yes, absolutely, like thousands of dollars in savings.
And to Gimpi's argument, that's thousands of dollars into someone

(01:09:37):
else's pocket.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
They says dad, Dude's dad is a douche. The other
one says, f that old man, save your money.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
No, you got to say that with the right way,
because the way it's written, all right, F that old
man save that money, king, because that sounds a little different.
I'd be like, you know, if my dad were still
alive and I we make a lot of homemade cards
in our house instead of buying cards, giving like a

(01:10:12):
personalization thing to each other saves money, just and my
dad being.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Like, huh, because my.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Dad works sold cards for Hallmark cards twenty five years
and him being like, you're messing up my pension or
you have a personalized card from your grandchildren right right?
That you can't no matter how great Hallmark is. They
would never be able to do that. They would never

(01:10:41):
be able to match that. I like this one. Well,
his dad sounds like a blast to be around, and
his mom's a cheating lard who cares about taking money
from plumbers. In the state of Oklahoma, that's a licensed
trade by the book. You should have pulled a permit too.
Hope you never to make a homeowner claims. I mean,

(01:11:03):
that's the part I never thought of either. Yeah, the
number of people that do home repairs on their own
and never get an inspection permit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
No, until you have to or whatever. Then you go
back and find out that all your work you've done
is shoddy. Yeah, you're like, oh, I thought it looked good,
now it was functional.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Well, I'll say this, when they had to do some
on my back patio and they had to take a
column out, and when they took the column out, there
was no support beam. And it was built by home
builders quote unquote. So I don't want to hear this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
If you're the Weekend Warrior, you're not following the rules
because the people that built the home didn't follow the rules.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Yeah, so, ain't nobody. No, I've lived in homes where
you have to have all the electrical has to be
done a certain way and there has to be no
they can't lay over each other, lay on beams. I
have to be you know, spacers and all that stuff.
And then like in my current home, they're just everywhere.
So you can't tell me that just because you're a

(01:12:11):
tradesman that it is one hundred percent legit all the time. Right,
Certain tradesmen very legit, follow the rules. Some not take
a lot of shortcuts, right because a man be doing
his own plummet right, take money out of his pocket.
If my dad told me told him that, I'd say,

(01:12:32):
if you're paying, then sure, If not, then lick a chicken.
Permits are only acquired within city limits, Okay, I gotta
be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
I'm not sure. I that might make sense because when
I had them do stuff in my house, there was
never an inspection.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Right. Hm, there was no permit pulled, right, right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
I rent So I just call the landlord and he
sends somebody over, and I have no idea if that
guy is legit or not. He's a good dude, Love you, Randy,
keep up the good work. But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
But it gets fixed.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
So it's like, all right, yeah, one of our friends
of the show. I hope this doesn't make him mad.
I have taken trimwork down and put it back up myself.
Am I taking money out of his pocket?

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
It seems like a giant leap here you are thinking,
because the way I read it, it sounded like your dad
is a plumber. You thought you were like, ah, look, dad,
I got your skill in me h skill skill, and
then to only be chastised about it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
I wonder how many times this guy has let his
dad down, right, because it sounds like it's he's more
disappointed that he let his dad down than anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Well, I thought his dad would be all excited.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Yeah, yeah, now, which I get it. You know, you're
you're excited. You did all that work. That's hard work,
that's not easy, you know, and you want to show
it off to somebody that you would think would be
proud of it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
And and boy, that's just a kick in the nuts
when they turn around and they're not excited about it.
They're not as excited about it as you are. In fact,
they're pretty much just talking smack about your work. Dude
has a Dude's dad has a point it's not. But
it's not the email's responsibility to become a customer. If
he's capable enough to do it, good on him. Sounds

(01:14:51):
like dad's pipes need pressure. Leaf might ask mom to
get to work. Then again, that's taking money out of
hard working herker.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
I don't live in city limits. When I did house
repairs after the twenty nineteen flood, I had to get permits. Okay,
Corbyn is taking money out of the mounts of all
the carpenter's children by fixing that drawer himself.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Or the cabinet makers. Maybe right, right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
The electrician that's gonna unplug the microwave?

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
And just where does that end?

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
As a team of people come in just to help
you get your spatula back? Where where does the cutting board?
Where does that?

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Where does the line of I'm taking money out of
people's pockets end?

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
It literally can't go on infinitely. Then it's not a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Right If I clean my bathroom, I'm taking the money
out of house cleaners.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
Yeah, who's gonna clean up all the sawdust when you
drill that hole?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
But the idea of like, there's got to be an
end to that, and if it's not, then that's not really.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
I can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
It's really a thing. It's true about permits inside Sydney limits.
That's what Castle construction is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
So okay, Well, I don't know anything about that company,
and I'm not saying anything about them because I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
That's your opinion. I'll give your phone number out on
the air if you're okay with that opinion. Yeah. Uh
listener email from a guy. Well, I wanted to ask this.
If you were going to do something to try and
make your dad proud that was in his scope, what
would it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
Be learning piano?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
I thought you played the piano. I'm not good, but
you took piano lesson.

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
I did, but I quit at a young age because
I could not get the left hand down. I was
very incordinated with the left hand right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Do you believe gimpy? But now my.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
Youngest is playing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Sure, But yes, we're asking about a guess. We're asking
about your father and what you would do for your
like to please your father.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Playing piano, that would probably be it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Gibbie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
That's a tough one, man, because I feel like I've
done everything I could too.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
You know what I mean? You know, because everything I do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
I learned from him when it comes to like working
on cars and stuff like that, because we did all
of our own automobile repairs and stuff at the house.
So everything I learned, I learned from him.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
If it was like, you know, like with this particular email,
this guy's dad sounds like he's a plumber, right, and
it's like, oh, you should have called me or my
kind or whatever. Well, I couldn't do that because my
dad did security after he retired, you know what I mean,
or when he was in the Air Force doing life
support on fighter jets and stuff like that, so I
couldn't follow in those shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
It'd be like you going, Dad, I took a.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Flight, right, right, I guess, Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
I don't think I really have anything to answer that. Ques.
What'd your dad do for a living, Linda?

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
He worked in guess in electric he put gas underground.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
Okay, so it'd be like you drink digging a trench, Yeah, Dad,
I dug a trench. Yeah, I'm a dad. Look I
made a card and then he you know, did construction,
So I guess it'd be like, Dad, Look, I took
a nail out of a board.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Yeah, good job, son, Yeah, I'm proud of you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Yeah hung this insulation?

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Right? Is that why guys do that to their wives?

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Like it's some weird like patriarchal thing that they wanted
to please their dads and maybe their dad's not around,
so they're like, look, I mode.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
You gotta show somebody. You gotta show somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
I don't know if you do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I mean, you don't have to, right, but we feel
like we need to. We got to show off our work.
So it's like, well, dad's not here, and your wife
is like, okay, cool, not quit track and grass into
my a my house.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
That was one thing my dad never taught me how
to do his mode on and that was one thing
I always wanted. That was something that he took great
pride in, which I think all dads do for the
most part. But he did it diagonally and the lie
I mean it was all I mean, it looked like
a master.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
I never felt like there's I was never taught how
to mow the yard. It was go mo, right, figure
it out, yeah, and it was it was it was
do it like I do it, and that was the
end of it. There was never like now this is
you stay here and you go a millimeter over on
and then this.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
There was never a teaching Yeah, he never taught me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
No, he never, That's what I'm saying. No, I don't
remember ever being taught.

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
Yeah, but his always was it was so pristine and
it looked like a masterpiece, and it was you looked
at it and it was one line was going one
It would look like one shade and the other shade
going the other way. And I just couldn't get it.
I don't know how he did it well.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
The type of grass is what does that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
And here here it doesn't do very well. You have
to have a certain type of grass to make it
to that. How often did he get Long of the
Year lindsay, don't.

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
I don't know if he ever did.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
To be honest, then it wasn't good enough.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Hey, amen, just try to be an alpha dad out
there exactly trying to show up the other dads in
the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
I bought this old house that need to modernize, so
I started watching YouTube videos to redo the old plumbing
in the house. The amount of money I'm saving is crazy.
I bought the pecks and crawled in the crawl space,
did all the work myself. I'm super psyched. I went
to show my dad, took pictures and videos, and all
he could say was how I'm taking work from people
like him and not supporting the people like him. So oh,

(01:20:38):
just so I can be a tight one. I honestly
thought he would be proud of me, but instead he's
chastising me for taking money out of plumber's pockets?

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Is that what I'm doing, lindsay.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
No, man, you'd be you. I'm surprised that your dad
didn't say I'm proud of you too, like that seems
like something a dad should have done. So I'm sorry
that he didn't tell you how proud he was. So
let me be the first to say, good on you,
my man. Awesome job, great work, And just stop sending

(01:21:10):
him pictures then, and don't have him over at the
house when it's all done.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Screw it, GIMPI continue doing your thing. If your daddy
he'll be all right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Continue taking pictures and showing him to him and showing
him how awesome you are at doing stuff like that,
and continue to rub it in his face. And if
he starts to get an attitude tell him a suck it.
I don't need your help, dad, and then walk you're live.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Yeah, ah, man, not all dads deserve you're the best
father ever card on Father's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
He just don't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
He's just your dad.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
That's that. I can't imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
This is a surprise of response, and you're trying to
people please rather than stay focused on your thing. We
do this, We move the goalposts right, Like you're like,
I'm saving money and then you're like, well, I want
to show dad, and now you're disappointed. No, you had
your goal. You reached your goal. That's the end of it.

(01:22:17):
Try stop asking for and another. Hey, you can't make
him happy. And by him, I mean anyone do you, man?
If you want to may save money, save money. He
wants to be grouchy old man. Let him be grouchy
old man.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
He's like, I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Don't get as many jobs I used to be cause
you're people like you are doing their home. Or you
don't want to crawl in the crawl space anymore, right,
or you don't want to take calls over a certain
dollars figure. Maybe it's you, dad, Maybe it's you and
you might need therapy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Also, uh oh yes, thank you to Homo grass, Lindsay
is apparently the grass you need to thank you for
texting that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
So glad we cut that one. I don't know if
it grows here.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
I don't either.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
All Right, we got to take a break.

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Sel says, I work at a fast food place while
I finish college. My buddy says, I'm severely limiting myself
with girls by working there. But I've been there five years.

(01:24:12):
He's had many different jobs. He's done car sales, been
a bar back, and others. Are women rejecting me because
of my job?

Speaker 6 (01:24:22):
Hmm?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
What a girl?

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Is it feasible to think a woman would not date
a guy because of where they work?

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
I'm very honest of you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
Yeah, I think so. I think a girl would hear
fast food employee when on one hand, they should look
at it as, oh, it's a stable job. And when
they say it, well, I've been there for five years,
when they compare it to someone who's bounced around from
job to job. When this person has had a stable
job for five years, he could be looking at it up,

(01:25:01):
looking at it as I'm gonna move up in the company.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Yeah no, and every woman should want to have oral
sex with their husband every night, Like I think you're
talking about a utopian thing, right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Most people look down on the fast food employee.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Like many jobs, not just that one. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
but they're meant for kids.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Obviously there's something wrong with him because he can't get
a good paying job or whatever, when all reality to
this guy's is probably comfortable, like lindsay, say it's been
there for five years or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
You know, they probably work with the schedule right exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
You know it works for him.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
But people look at fast food jobs as it's beneath them. Oh,
you think there's so many people out there that are like,
I just can't find a job anywhere. Man, bulls take
yours down at McDonald's. They'll hire you right now or whatever.
I don't want to do that. Why because it's too

(01:25:59):
good for you? So you know, Yeah, women will totally
reject a guy on Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
Well, I mean I think I think I can see
how people would feel like taking a job in this
conversation fast food and feel like you're taking a step
backwards in your career or in jobs right or money.
But women, I think you're right in regards to that.
Maybe women look down like no woman goes man, I

(01:26:26):
just want to find a guy that works in.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Fast food, right right, Find me a nice, stable fry guy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't know. If
I've heard a lot of women say they're looking for
a guy in any career, and the ones that have
ever said it, I already know kind of human being
they are.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Like any woman who's been like, I want a guy
who's a stockbroker or whatever. Yeah, and they're like they
also say things like I only want to date guys
over six feet tall, right, Like, I already.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Know what kind of human being you are.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
If a girl doesn't date you because of where you work,
then she isn't the one you want, and screw your friend.
Stop wasting time trying to please everyone. You will only
be unhappy that way.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
So let's talk about that one for a second. If
a girl doesn't date you because of where you work,
then she isn't the one you want. Yeah, I think
that that's a fair thing to say, But I don't
think that's what he's asking. Is he limiting himself?

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Is the pond smaller of available fish because he works
in fast food compared to his buddy, who is a
bar back. Is the pond bigger? Is the equality of
fish better?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
He's getting all.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Yes, yeah, because he's got better jobs. I mean, I
could understand that. To me, it doesn't he's asking about
where am I going to find the one? He just
wants to date girls?

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
And is he only is he limiting himself by being
with girls that would only be with somebody if they're
in fast food, girls that maybe never wear.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
A makeup, right, smell like Greeks all the time? Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
Reasonable answer. You've been in there, you've been there five years.
If you're the manager, it's probably not if you're If
you're the manager, it's probably not your job. If you're
still the fry guy though, nuclear answer, it's not your job.
They can tell from across the counter you have a
small pee pele roach mentality. Gold digging bitches will definitely

(01:28:43):
not date you for working at fast food. But do
you want to date those type of skanks?

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
I think the answer is yes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Those skanks are hot.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Usually skanks aren't hideous, right, Usually the roles that you
know want the stockbroker if you will or what did
you say?

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Roach mentality? Gold diggers don't look like the underside of
a rock, right, right? They don't look like gummy GIMPI
had at six thirty.

Speaker 6 (01:29:17):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
If a girl umm? Is it an opportunity for advancement?
Working in fast food long term? Would make me think
he's not ambitious. That's a turn off for me. I
mean he said he was going to college, so right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
Some companies they hire you. You hear people like I
started as a fry guy, now I'm the CEO. Hell,
the guy who runs Walmart, the CEO of Walmart was
a warehouse guy. He loaded Semis at like fifteen, and
now he's the CEO.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
Yeah, And a lot of people that started like quick
trip go into and work in the corporate office.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Is that an equivalent to a woman stripping getting herself
through college, Like she's just doing it to get through college. Oh,
that's an interesting take, Like do women that strip just
say that? And is do guys just say, well, I'm
just doing this through.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
College right right, the work with my hours.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
I think they want to, they want to start saying that.
But sometimes people just get stuck in those jobs. Why
because it's still a job that's still paying you and
you're still able to pay your bills and buy reason
all that stuff. So I think it goes along with that.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Right, Well, there are people that like get that job
and they have it through maybe high school and then
also college, and then they have trouble find a job
because there's no reason to. It's kind of like when
an NBA head coach gets thrown out on a technical foul,
like he's only doing that to try and get everybody
riled up and get them motivated. Right, So maybe you
need to technical foul yourself and quit that job to
find that next job.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Right, force yourself into that position.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, who cares? Why waste your time?
Chase an ass now, keep grinding and building your life,
and the quality of women will improve as your career does.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Maybe exactly if you're not just stuck at fry guy,
you know, yeah, if you're moving up to an assistant manager,
general manager, regional manager, owner, franchise owner of you know,
thirteen stores.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
And I think this is just my opinion on life,
and I'm gonna suspect GIMPI would feel this way too.
Is this is the age to chase ass absolutely and
to grind, to grind. What are you talking about? What
could you possibly do now that will get you to

(01:31:43):
a better life in the future, like they're implying, Well,
there's no guarantee.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Right right.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
You can go to school and you can spend all
that money and you can get your degree, but it
doesn't mean you're going to get a job.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
In that field.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
People mistake what I just said is not being responsible.
That's not what I said. Why do extra?

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Right? What's it?

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Very How many people do you know that worked extra
a lot? And how many people have their lives are
amazing with no worries?

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Very few?

Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
Yeah, so you're in the life now, they're still working extra.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Yes, because that's the mentality they've always had. I'm saying,
chase ass, now, get it all. And at some point
I heard Gimpie's backhanded commy. At some point it does
slow down because you choose to have a life of
marriage and family and so it's not something that's in
the mix for you. And if that's not in the

(01:32:41):
mix for you, then yes, I think Gibby's right, it
does continue.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
But chase now, right, because those girls that you want
now aren't going to be the same girls thirty years
from now, when you know you're still chasing or whatever,
you get stuck settled with some slag or whatever that
you could have picked up at the McDonald's that you
were working there when you're in.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
High school or whatever. Maybe this isn't going to be
a popular statement.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
The girls at twenty do not look the same as
the girls at forty because.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
People grow up an age gravity and so yes, you
could be the creepy guy from Hall Pass who's finally
successful and looks like a piece of leather getting that
young ass and you can feel like you won when

(01:33:35):
everybody else is looking at you like you or you
can just do it now and have fun and then
also do that later, because there's no guarantee this dude
needs to work at Sonic. I did as a kid,
and I was constantly dating the car ops. That whole
place is who's doing who this week? You and I'd

(01:33:57):
like to know what gus Sonic you go to.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
There's a couple of things there, right, depends on how
old a guy is. If the guy's like thirty six,
that works, you know, currently doing fries or whatever in
fast food, and goes to work at Sonic, so it
starts trying to date the sixteen year old car hops.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
I don't think that's a good idea. I don't, but
if they're all the same age, why not.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
I'm just being honest. Of the times I've went to Sonic,
the people who brought my food did not look attractive.

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
They weren't young.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
I've I've had a few attractive car hops in my time.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
In your time, forty plus year old man, exactly right,
and at one point you were younger.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
Right, right, And to be fair, I haven't been to
a Sonic in it's been a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
We go for ice cream. Yeah, Now that's not saying
all Sonics of that way. They're all built a little differently.
Start your own sonic. Yeah, I have all the high
working for you. Here's a great take. Some people have game,
some people don't. It's pretty easy to pull chicks for
some people, others not so much. Now, I think that

(01:35:11):
that's fair to say. Also, if you don't have good game,
I would imagine it's much more difficult at the fast
food joint, definitely compared to at as a bar back right.
Email also leaves out what type of girl he's looking for.
He could also be trying out of his league, could

(01:35:31):
be nothing to do with his job. Okay, guys and girls,
listen up. This might be the only dating advice I've
ever given. Date out of your league, shoot, shoot your shot, absolute.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Work for him, work for me.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
It's the only email we've ever gotten, like no limit yourself,
hold back listener email, ridiculous email our text listener email
from a guy who says he works at a fast
smoo place where I finishes college. My buddy says, I'm
severely limiting myself with girls by working there, but I've
seen I've been there five years. He has taken many jobs.

(01:36:08):
He's done car sales, bar back and other jobs. Are
women rejecting me because of my job?

Speaker 6 (01:36:13):
Lindsay, Yes, probably a lot of them are. But who cares.
If that's what you want to do with work, then
do it. I love this text. If he's just chasing ass,
then why would he tell them he's in fast food?
Just lie like the rest of.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Us, because not a lot of lawyers smell like French
fries Lindsey.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
Right, when you're constantly bringing me bags of McDonald's, are
you know the burger shack?

Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
And also if you are in fast food, his buddy
has got different opportunities with other with you know, he's
around different types of girls when he is working at
a car lot or when he is working in a bar.
So if you're just at a fast food joint, depending
on if you're taking orders or if you're working in
the kitchen making the food, you know you're not gonna

(01:37:01):
meet a lot of girls. So you are limited to
whom you meet. So, yeah, you are limiting yourself. It's
not just about whether or not girls are gonna date you,
it's you're limiting yourself to whom you are meeting. So
there is that too to consider, Kimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
There's a lot there They could be rejecting you because
of your job. True, they could also be rejecting you
because of your looks. There's probably something weird about you.
Maybe you're socially awkward. There's a lot of different reasons
why girls would be rejecting you. I agree with lindsay,
you know, you're probably limiting yourself by simply just going,

(01:37:41):
you know, working a fast food and are you just
like going for the girls that come through the drive through?
You know, how about you spread your wings a little
bit and go somewhere else. There's plenty of fat slugs
and bars that'll do dirty things with you. Okay, I
don't know really where the problem is here? To me,
the emails asking are these girls rejecting me because I

(01:38:04):
work in fast food? The answer to that is who
effing knows? Because there's so many different reasons why these
girls could be rejecting you. My guess is you're probably
a little overweight, socially awkward, and smell like French fries.
Clean your act up a little bit and get some
confidence in you and you'd be all right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
I like this text this one time at band camp.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Lol.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
I remember a hot car hop back in ninety four said,
I looked like Brad pitt Chef's kiss an amazing text.
I think the answer is the same as.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
The last one.

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
You are you you're changing the goalpost. You have that
job so you can go to college, and now you
want to add get ass. So which one do you want?
You can't have them both, man, what is the thing
you want? Focus on that comparing to what your boy

(01:39:05):
has is robbing you from what you have. Could you
be limiting yourself because you work at fast food? Probably?
Maybe not, Probably, there's no way to know. But there's
something to be said about getting out there. So you
could probably just go hang out where he's the bar back,
oh and get some crumbs, not get crumbs. He has

(01:39:28):
to work, but be a wingman. Ain't a bad idea either. Also,
you're probably working at that coming home doing your school
your college work. Is your buddy going to college because
that changes the ultimate of the game too. Either way,

(01:39:48):
Decide what it is you want. If you want to ask,
figure out how to get asked. If you want to graduate,
figure out how to graduate. Pick one thing, pursue that
instead of like keep changing what you want. You can
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Still bitter, not bitter. It looks like those negotiations go on.

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Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
Tim An eight four six zero Camody. I think this
is an interesting question. I'm excited to see what Lindsay's
take is. What is something that women think turns a
man on but doesn't.

Speaker 6 (01:43:44):
Oh, they think turns a man on, but it doesn't.
Maybe when we play with their hair or massage their head,
like there's times where I will do that. To Kevin,
we doing stop like he doesn't want to be touched.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
Okay, sorry, okay, GIMPI.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
Dress up, dressing up like you know, whether you know
you're doing some kind of role play or something like that,
yeah yeah, or Sanna yeah, or a frosty cheerleader okay yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
Eyelash extensions, yeah when I Women wear things like that
to impress other women more so than they do men.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
Why, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:44:38):
That's what Kevin has told me, Like, that's why I
don't do it. He was like, that stuff isn't for me.
That is for you and for other women. That stuff
is just to show up.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
That's not like am okay, yeah, yeah, we'll tell you that.
It looks like you got spiders on your face, right,
it does.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
I mean, of all the things we've ever looked at
with women, I've never been like, man.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
Look at those eyelashes.

Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
I should be cute if she had longer eyelashes.

Speaker 2 (01:45:05):
Not my thing.

Speaker 3 (01:45:07):
If you had to teach a class on one thing,
what would you teach Lindsay you had to teach a
class on one thing.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
What would you.

Speaker 6 (01:45:16):
Teach Maybe a home organization.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Your home's very organized.

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
The closets are pretty organized. Yeah, I can, I could
do that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
Okay, gimpy out of roll joints.

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
Huh good one.

Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
Make pizza dough, not out of cal a player.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
I don't know what it would be, No, because only
idiots do that. Uh, I don't know what it would be.
I don't even feel really confident in the pizza dell thing.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
If you were a character in a horror movie. Horror movie,
how would you avoid getting killed? Lindsay, I would definitely.

Speaker 6 (01:46:04):
Not run up the steps, but I would run out
of the house and just keep on running till I
find a car, probably hop in it and just drive
far far away.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
Ginbi, Yeah, you get in the get in the running car.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
Oh you hide behind and the ship behind all the
saws and blades.

Speaker 6 (01:46:31):
And stuff that a Geico commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Yeah yeah, I think movement is a constant movement is
key in a horror movie to avoid from getting slashed.

Speaker 3 (01:46:49):
A couple things. One, I'd make sure, uh, I'm only
doing things during the day, Okay, I would always be
with another individual. I feel like in horror movies you
get killed by yourself and.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
It's at night. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
There's a movie or TV show called Self Reliance on
Hulu and it's about a guy who gets he has
to play.

Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
This game and he can't.

Speaker 3 (01:47:12):
He's being killed, but they can't kill him when he's
with someone else, okay, And so the whole time he's
trying to be with someone, he's trying to be next
to somebody and whatever. Right, Okay, But I feel like
daytime sunshining. You don't see a lot of murders happening
into horror movies during the sun up, So I feel
like that would be the biggest thing. If you were

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stranded and lost deep in the jungle and had to
pick one of the other co hosts to try and
rescue you, who would it be and why? Fascinating if
you were stranded and lost deep in the jungle and
had to pick one of the other co hosts to
try and rescue you, who would it be and why?

Speaker 6 (01:47:53):
Lindsey, I'm taking Corbin because you know how to fly.
So if I'm in the jungle, you can fly overhead
and hopefully find me that way. Lease land somewhere in
the jungle and come look for me that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
Way, Okay, Gimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
I'm gonna pick Lindsay, simply because she's going to bring
her old man and he knows what he's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:48:15):
Okay, good, Oddly enough, Mine was also, Lindsay, because she
would ask someone else, here you go. I wouldn't pick
Gimpy because he'd be like, ah, he'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:48:31):
Way out, it'd be good. What do we always say, man,
it'll be all right, It'll be all right, it'll be alright.
Lost in the jungle, you'll be all right. It'll be
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
Even if I don't get out, It'll be all right,
all right. Do you guys have multiple cooking grills for
barbecue and what's your favorite meat to grill?

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
Lindsay, Mmm, I have been grilling a lot of pork
chops lately, so I would have to say that that
is my favorite too grill personally. But if someone else
is grilling for me, grill me a good filet.

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
What about the first part of the question.

Speaker 6 (01:49:09):
We do have a couple of different grills. I just
I prefer just a what do you have, I mean
a gas grill we have We have a old charcoal
grill that we don't really use so much anymore. And
then we have the Blackstone.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
That's not a girl.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
That's a griddle.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
It's a difference.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
So yeah, I only have the one grill that I use.
I mean, a smoker is a smoker. It's not a grill,
and neither is the Blackstone. So just the one, just
the one grill.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
And uh yeah sure.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
I mean when it comes to favorite meets exactly right.
I do like a like a good steak a rabbi
on the grill because it has a different flavor as
opposed if you were cooking it up.

Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
In a cast iron with the butter in the eye nods.

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
Chicken legs are always good barbecue chicken legs can't go
wrong there.

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
I have a gas grill and I have a hasty bake,
and steak is what I most commonly.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
Do.

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
It's my favorite thing to grill, different type steak, little
bacon wrap, pieces of steak, strips of steak steak, Mary
Bank Killed porn Star edition here, Lana Rhoades, Caden Cross
and Mia Khalifa Mea Khalia. I gotta look these up

(01:50:41):
because I don't. I can't say I'm up on my
porn star names.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Yeah that meya Khalifah.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
She was the one that like got in the porn
and then she tried to get out of porn, but
then the porn got her.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
She slid into some DMS.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
If I'm not mistaken, Yeah, okay, yeah, very exotic looking.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Perry, massive jugs massive.

Speaker 6 (01:51:08):
Okay, is there a brunette?

Speaker 3 (01:51:15):
Are you looking them up? Or are you asking us?
I'm asking so you're not even looking at ut No.

Speaker 6 (01:51:20):
Because my computer takes too long.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
Two of the three are Caden Cross is the only one.

Speaker 6 (01:51:27):
That's not okay, all right, Caden Cross. I'll kill her.
I'll bang Lena Rhodes and I'll marry me a Khalifa.

Speaker 2 (01:51:42):
GIMPI.

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
I'm gonna go ahead and kill off Atlanta Roads. I've
never really been a big fan of her work.

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
So I'm going to bang me a Khalifa for those
massive jugs.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
A damn as at least meet Leading Mary and the
blonde Aiden Cross.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Ah, I'm killing Lanta Roads. She's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:52:16):
She looks like she's a multitasker with a lot of
different people here.

Speaker 2 (01:52:20):
She is pregnant. Now you got my attention.

Speaker 3 (01:52:23):
Uh yeah, I mean there are none of them are ugly,
but I'll kill landa roads, I'll bang Mia and I'll
marry Kayden. And I have no logic on any of
that because I don't know enough about them, so I'm
just going purely.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
Off how they look.

Speaker 3 (01:52:48):
You three are on a road trip. You roll into
a small town to grab something to eat. You walk
into a busy diner, and everyone inside stops what the
doing doing, turns and stares at you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
What do you do? Wave?

Speaker 6 (01:53:02):
How doy folks?

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
Gimbi uh, something to the effect of throwing both hands
over my head with my hands pointing out opposite directions
and making a sound that goes I say, I'm not
with them. Table for one, what's your each what's each

(01:53:36):
of your personal dream sponsorships?

Speaker 3 (01:53:38):
And then one dream sponsorship for the show? What's your
dream sponsorship?

Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
Just for you?

Speaker 3 (01:53:45):
And then what's one for the show?

Speaker 6 (01:53:46):
Lindsey, how about a dream personal mortgage company? Pay for
my mortgage every month? That'd be awesome. And for the show, Oh,
free food for the show every week breakfast, that'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (01:54:11):
Gimp.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with Harley Davidson from a self
mm hmm. And then for the show Krispy Krane, we
all love Krispy Krane.

Speaker 3 (01:54:24):
Personal Starbucks show, quick trip, okay, food gas, it's got everything.

Speaker 2 (01:54:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:54:38):
What's the furthest distance you have traveled to see a concert?

Speaker 6 (01:54:43):
About three hours? Because I traveled down to when I
was in Indiana, just down south further in Indiana. But
I'll be traveling to Saint Louis.

Speaker 2 (01:54:56):
Which one's your.

Speaker 6 (01:54:59):
Three hours? But I'll because I haven't traveled to Saint
Louis yet. That's in September.

Speaker 2 (01:55:03):
Who are you gonna go see Saint Louis?

Speaker 6 (01:55:05):
Billy Joel, Oh God sing?

Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
Thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
When we were playing Sing Sing earlier, people say you
say he's a piano player, right, yeah, And people say
Billy Joel until you say flamboyant and they automatically go
to El j Yeah, which it's true, but still just
cracks me up.

Speaker 3 (01:55:26):
I mean he dresses flamboyant, he doesn't play flamboyantly. Right, gimbi?

Speaker 2 (01:55:33):
Uh two hours? I think yeah, sounds about right.

Speaker 3 (01:55:38):
Uh, four thousand miles went to London for a show.

Speaker 2 (01:55:43):
I've done that a couple of times. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
When I when I was doing We're at another radio station.
They'd flies to see shows, so we didn't walk four
thousand miles due it's five thousand.

Speaker 6 (01:55:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
Ah, what does exotic mean? I've been to I look
exotic and no one can never explain. They just say different.
Do I look like an alien?

Speaker 2 (01:56:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:56:05):
I can't speak for the other two, but exotic to
me is like some sort of.

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
What's the right term here?

Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
Like tropical or.

Speaker 2 (01:56:20):
Far off place?

Speaker 6 (01:56:22):
Yeah, like a different country like.

Speaker 3 (01:56:25):
Like well, I wouldn't say if you're from England, you're
trying exotic like.

Speaker 6 (01:56:28):
A Spanish country.

Speaker 3 (01:56:29):
Spanish Mediterranean comes to mind, or something you don't see
every day.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Okay, I think it is a good way to put
I hate that. Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:56:41):
If you had a co worker take off work because
of an ailment, but found out they were doing things
which cause said ailment, how would that make you feel?

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:56:51):
If you had a coworker take off work because of
an ailment but found out they were off doing things
which caused the ailment, how what would that make you feel?

Speaker 2 (01:57:02):
Lindsay m.

Speaker 6 (01:57:08):
Irritated? I guess sure, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:57:17):
Done in Yeah, GIMPI would not bother me one bit.
I will not lose sleep over it.

Speaker 6 (01:57:23):
That's true too.

Speaker 3 (01:57:25):
Yeah, mine's along the same line, probably somewhere in the
middle of both of them. It would be annoying, but
also probably wouldn't be a surprise people's color show. You
just got to pay attention. Yeah, though, someone that does
something like that probably has other things they do that
shows they're not really into work.

Speaker 6 (01:57:45):
Amen.

Speaker 3 (01:57:46):
So ah classic this this comes up every couple of weeks.
Is there any possibility of bringing the wheelback, maybe with
a positive spin or on it, like giveaways or a
segment that is just torture. I'll never say never, but
also never lindsay.

Speaker 6 (01:58:06):
I've never done it before. Well, I did do it
one time, but I would like to. Yeah, when I
first within the first.

Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
Forced her to do it. Oh right, all right, Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:58:18):
That wasn't really the wheel, though you did do it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
It was all you did it as well.

Speaker 3 (01:58:23):
As you did noodling. It was it wasn't I mean,
it wasn't the legit it got done. It wasn't the
legitimate experience.

Speaker 6 (01:58:31):
I had worms in my mouth and I made art
out of dog poop. Yeah, it was disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:58:38):
No, I did say, you did it, Yeah, but you
did it like you did noodle and it wasn't the
real experience to have the stress of playing it and
all that is not is a whole other element.

Speaker 2 (01:58:51):
What abbs.

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
You can take it personal all you want. I'm just
speaking with honesty.

Speaker 6 (01:58:58):
Still that a catfish on my hand and marks from
where a bit mee.

Speaker 3 (01:59:04):
In a controlled environment guaranteed to happen. What's your best
scar story? There's no way you don't have the best one.

Speaker 2 (01:59:12):
There's no way.

Speaker 6 (01:59:13):
Getting cut open from hip to hip most likely, or
from yeah, no, hip to hip, getting cut open and
having seven pounds of skin removed from my stomach. Yeah,
there's my best scar.

Speaker 2 (01:59:33):
Gimbi, I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 1 (01:59:36):
I wanna go with the one on my my side here,
because I got a lot of scars.

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
I got a lot of them. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
But like when when when I was like six or seven,
when I was a young warthog. You know those toy
horses that are like on a frame and they're like
springs and they're attached to the end you ride on
the to bounce up and down.

Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
You know what I'm talking about. Well, I had one
of those when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (02:00:04):
And uh, I thought it would be a great idea
to get on the top bunk, you know, And then
I was gonna jump off of the bunk and I
was gonna land on the horse and I'm supposed to
ride off.

Speaker 2 (02:00:18):
That's what goes on in my head.

Speaker 1 (02:00:21):
I jumped off the top bunk, totally missed the horse
and one of the springs that attached to the horse
to the frame.

Speaker 2 (02:00:33):
I guess I caught my side on it, and I
split myself. I've got a good.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
Seven inch scar on my side because it's split it
wide open, you know, and starts screaming.

Speaker 2 (02:00:46):
Mom takes me to the hospital and da da da da,
da da dada. Here we are now. Probably one of
the coolest scars I got.

Speaker 3 (02:00:53):
I mean, mine isn't like either one of yours, but
there's a good story. And I have a one inch
scar on my on my uh forearm from trying to
take a part of children's toy and sticking a knife
into my arm.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
That wasn't that long ago. It was five years ago.
No more than that. Six years ago. Shoot, it may
be more than that.

Speaker 3 (02:01:19):
It's called it's nine. I think it didn't, so I'll
go five or six. That might be one of the
best because it's so stupid.

Speaker 6 (02:01:28):
Isn't the one that blew away?

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
No storm?

Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
That's the play set okay, yeah, the massive place at
that a microburst on Father's Day two years ago took away.

Speaker 3 (02:01:40):
Now this was a toy. I was taking a part
with a knife and stuck a knife in my arm.

Speaker 2 (02:01:45):
Because knives make the best screwdrivers. Right.

Speaker 3 (02:01:48):
I don't think I didn't try to do that to
get the cutting board out. All right, we got to
take a break. We'll be back to.

Speaker 8 (02:01:54):
Tulsa's Morning show continues next The Big Man Morning Show
on Tulsa's rock station KMOD.

Speaker 2 (02:02:12):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Six oh.

Speaker 3 (02:02:18):
KMOD can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five right down
this date, Tuesday, August sixth. We got something wrong?

Speaker 2 (02:02:29):
Uh oh, we got it? Clear it up? Uh oh.

Speaker 3 (02:02:35):
Zach Efron apparently dove into the pool, scratched his face
and drank a bunch of pool water, and they thought
he had it in his lungs, and that is why

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he went to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
So essentially, Iowa was right.

Speaker 3 (02:03:05):
Yes, I was right, you were right, Not essentially, not essentially.

Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
Well, I didn't know that he had swallowed a bunch
of pool water, but oh, I hit it on the
head just like he did.

Speaker 2 (02:03:17):
When it comes to diving in shallowing.

Speaker 3 (02:03:20):
He apparently hit the bottom and ingested quote a large
amount of water into his lungs. He then showed signs
of distress was helped out of the pool by two
individuals who worked as security at the place. He was
transported to the hospital as a precautionary measure. Now, with
all that being said, why not just say that why

(02:03:45):
does it have to be a pool incident?

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
Because swallowing pool water just doesn't sound as dramatic.

Speaker 3 (02:03:52):
It also doesn't it also sounds like a nothing burger.
It sounds like something my six.

Speaker 2 (02:03:56):
Year old does.

Speaker 6 (02:03:57):
It's not a headline.

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
It's not a headline, Nope, But a minor pool incident
sounds way cooler. Then this dumb ass jumped into the
shallow end, scratched his head and swallow a bunch of water.

Speaker 2 (02:04:10):
Guys, guys, cannon ball.

Speaker 3 (02:04:13):
Right, he got a boo boo and drink and drink
a bunch of pool water. Yeah, yeah, it's a nothing burger.
That we and by we I mean I fumbled, but
also by me, I mean we yes. And by and

(02:04:34):
by gimpy getting it right, I mean just gimpy got
it right.

Speaker 1 (02:04:39):
And Honestly, I was just using my own recent pool
trauma experience. You know, when when I was on vacation,
I'll come into the shallow end of the pool and
my goal was to you know, kind of you know.

Speaker 2 (02:04:54):
Retrieve a divestick.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
No much, just dive into the shller or the deeper
end and swim in them. When this round of Marco
Polo undershot and and I totally missed, and I hit
my head on.

Speaker 2 (02:05:08):
The bottom of the pool.

Speaker 3 (02:05:10):
You overshot, No, you overshot. You're thinking it was further.

Speaker 6 (02:05:14):
Poe said, when it says no diving, don't dive.

Speaker 3 (02:05:17):
There was a warning, but all pools have that.

Speaker 2 (02:05:21):
All pools have.

Speaker 3 (02:05:22):
That, only ones that are too shallow to dive.

Speaker 2 (02:05:27):
The thing is is, like, does that imply the entire pool?

Speaker 1 (02:05:31):
Because the deep end of this pool was nine feet
and you could easily dive in the nine feet Awa, listen.

Speaker 3 (02:05:38):
I don't know where you stayed. I don't know what
this pool looks like, but I can give a pretty
logical reason why it said no diving.

Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
Because the dumbass is like me, the dive in it,
or zach Efron.

Speaker 2 (02:05:49):
Because there's no lifeguard on duty, not alone. I'm not
the only reason you.

Speaker 3 (02:05:54):
Get ron brothers from another mother. You guys look very similar, don't.

Speaker 1 (02:05:59):
We though, Don't we though? Yeah? I got the good skin.

Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
You both have a six pack. They're a little.

Speaker 3 (02:06:07):
Different, that is true.

Speaker 2 (02:06:09):
That is true. I carry mine with my hands. You
both dye your hair, right, mm hmm both well. Chiseled
beautiful specimen of men is what we are.

Speaker 3 (02:06:23):
You have chisels and chiseled are not the same. Just
so you know, own a set of chisels. Yeah, not
the same as chiseled.

Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I do own a chisel.

Speaker 1 (02:06:35):
I've never chiseled a thing in my life, but I
own one.

Speaker 3 (02:06:40):
Have you chiseled anything, lindsay Nope, I can't say that
I have because I own.

Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
A set of chisels. Have you chiseled anything ever?

Speaker 3 (02:06:48):
Okay, what are we deeming as chiseling. Well, you've taken
it and used the hammer, and then I have chiseled. Okay,
I have chiseled working doing some notching out of wood.

Speaker 2 (02:06:58):
Fair enough, Then you are quite the chiseler.

Speaker 3 (02:07:00):
Ooh, I'm not as much of chiseled person as zac Efron,
and we should also. I'm gonna come to get piece
defense on the no diving thing and apparently zac Efron
till yeah, right, nobody follows that rule.

Speaker 2 (02:07:16):
Nobody, nobody does.

Speaker 3 (02:07:19):
Nobody reads the rules when you go to Sometimes we'll
be swimming at our neighborhood pool and I'll be in
the water besides thinking about how discussing it is, I
will look up and there's a like twenty rules and
I'm like, I bet no one's read these.

Speaker 2 (02:07:32):
And you only read them when you're bored. But you
still don't follow them. No, No, you don't.

Speaker 1 (02:07:37):
Still glass containers around, yeah, people bringing grills right, still
running and diving.

Speaker 6 (02:07:44):
Right, they're not showering before they get in.

Speaker 2 (02:07:46):
No, no, nobody or when they get out. No, no,
we just want a place to get wet, that's it.

Speaker 3 (02:07:54):
No, Like we do sunscreen and stuff at our house
before we get to the neighborhood pool, because when you
get there, what do you want to do?

Speaker 2 (02:08:01):
Jump in? And if we get they'll be like, so
you ain't reading no rules? Have you? Can you imagine?

Speaker 3 (02:08:13):
Let's just hypothetically say, I'm like, come over to the
neighborhood pool and we go.

Speaker 2 (02:08:17):
Over there, like, hey, we got to go read the
rules first. You guys have never been here.

Speaker 3 (02:08:21):
You're gonna tell me to get bent right, bitch, I'm
diving right exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:08:31):
Hand me a bud bottle. I'm jumping in right exactly.
Crank the music up.

Speaker 3 (02:08:37):
Loud, and to use your logic. I've heard GIMPI used before.
How many pools have you died dived in in your life?

Speaker 2 (02:08:45):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:08:46):
Countless, probably all of them.

Speaker 2 (02:08:48):
Countless amounts of pools that I've dove into. And how
many have you been injured in? Countless?

Speaker 3 (02:08:54):
Oh so this happens a lot, So then the warning
is warranted. Then, oh yeah, the warning is very warn kid,
for sure.

Speaker 1 (02:09:01):
I mean out of the well, it's just say a
dozen pools that I probably dove into.

Speaker 2 (02:09:06):
I've probably hurt myself on at least three of them,
you know, And it's always the same.

Speaker 3 (02:09:12):
Are you only leading with your left hand right?

Speaker 1 (02:09:15):
Exactly? It's usually a forehead scar that gets me, or
a cannon ball and you know, hit the tailbone on
the bottom of the pool, And yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:09:28):
I wonder if this person's listening. But we were at
the neighborhood pool this weekend and this lady was there,
her and her husband and her three kids, and they
were doing cannon balls into the water, into the deep en,
and I'm with my girls a little further away, and
she's like, mommy can do one.

Speaker 2 (02:09:45):
Oh god.

Speaker 1 (02:09:46):
And she was wearing like a one piece or whatever, right,
and she had goggles on and like like people do
in the water.

Speaker 3 (02:09:56):
And they're like, yeah, you know, so excited. Just they
were having an awesome time. And she goes and jumps
and it's the biggest splash.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
They're plodding. She comes up. She had taken in water.
She was disheveled, her goggles were all cock eyed, her
hair was a message. She was like, it had been
a while since I've done one. I got water in
my mouth and my nose.

Speaker 2 (02:10:23):
It's a cannonball. That's what I thought. It shouldn't be
so traumatic, how long had it been?

Speaker 3 (02:10:32):
It should be a pretty It's like riding a bicycle,
I would think. Now, to be fair, I didn't go.
I didn't scoff at her cannonball abilities and then tried
my own. So it's kind of like hula hoop. And
if you don't hula hoop, try hula hooping.

Speaker 2 (02:10:49):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:10:49):
Oh no, it's really hard. Oh yeah, that sounds stupid.
I understand how dumb this sounds.

Speaker 2 (02:10:57):
My kid's got a.

Speaker 3 (02:10:57):
Hula hoop, and I was like, I can hula hoop?

Speaker 2 (02:11:00):
Put it on.

Speaker 3 (02:11:00):
You would have thought there were weights in my hips.

Speaker 2 (02:11:04):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:11:04):
I was like, I don't know what's happening. And my
wife was like, you can't hulu hoop. I'm like I can.

Speaker 2 (02:11:11):
She grabs it.

Speaker 3 (02:11:13):
She can't do it.

Speaker 2 (02:11:16):
It takes skill to hula man, it really does. I can't.
I can't do it. I used to be able to
do it.

Speaker 3 (02:11:22):
It was a thing in gym class, like you they
it was like hula hoop Day or whatever stupid thing.

Speaker 2 (02:11:28):
Wow, we just did square dancer.

Speaker 3 (02:11:29):
When we weren't square dancing and making popcorn a trampoline.

Speaker 2 (02:11:33):
We didn't have a trampoline.

Speaker 3 (02:11:36):
That's the popcorn thing, and then and or the little
tricycle thing that you scoot around in and pinching your fingers. Yeah,
we were doing hula hoops. So yeah, try it now.
If you're like, uh, I can do hula hoop, good luck.
I hope it works out for you. It'd be a
weird brag that you can still hula hoop, but go ahead.

Speaker 2 (02:11:58):
Everybody wins it something, man, So.

Speaker 3 (02:12:00):
Then you go to try and do a cannon ball.
You probably can't bring your knees to your chest.

Speaker 1 (02:12:06):
And nope, and you can't bend over in the air
to grab your knees.

Speaker 2 (02:12:12):
So it ends up being like a KerPlunk.

Speaker 1 (02:12:14):
Hey, fatty, Hey, kurkplunks are just as good.

Speaker 2 (02:12:20):
They're just as entertaining.

Speaker 3 (02:12:21):
And now it's clear why she made such a big splash,
because her legs were kind of Indian style crossed over backwards.

Speaker 2 (02:12:28):
It's a criss cross apple sauce.

Speaker 1 (02:12:30):
She's covering a lot of distance, a lot of ground
in that pool.

Speaker 3 (02:12:33):
And then when she hit the ground, probably everything smashed
together that she was trying to achieve. She lost her
breath and then was cast back in and took in water.

Speaker 2 (02:12:43):
I'm surprised that a booby didn't pop out.

Speaker 3 (02:12:47):
She came up like she had been somebody been holding
her underwater. She was like like we were trying to get,
you know, terroristic information out of her. All right, we
got to take a break.

Speaker 2 (02:12:57):
We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (02:12:58):
Elsa's Morning Shows a big bad boarding show. The assault
continues some next ninety seventy five.

Speaker 3 (02:13:21):
Good Morning, that's a big mad morning show. Time to
find out what everybody learned. We'll start with Lindsay, Lindsay,
what you learn today?

Speaker 6 (02:13:30):
I learned that for two hundred and fifty bucks, I
can learn a third position and how to sucking blow.
And I also learned that if I want something done,
I do it myself. If I want it done right,
I pay a professional gimp.

Speaker 2 (02:13:43):
What'd you learned today?

Speaker 1 (02:13:44):
I learned a bad Poontine's better than no poontine at all.
And I also learned the corb and needs help getting
into his drawers.

Speaker 3 (02:13:53):
I learned you just take the bottom drawer out should
be just a life motto. And I also learned do
not urban dictionary poon teen fries. It's Corbin saying, make
sure that dishwashers loaded right.

Speaker 6 (02:14:06):
It's one zub tracking my cycle, Daddy?

Speaker 2 (02:14:15):
Can I get a call?

Speaker 3 (02:14:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:14:24):
Now, what the.

Speaker 1 (02:14:24):
Hell you mean?

Speaker 2 (02:14:27):
It makes a noise interpassport corn New messages. The Big
Matt and Morning Show would like to take a minute
to thank troops from Oklahoma and all over the United States.
These soldiers have sacrificed.

Speaker 6 (02:14:42):
Give the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (02:14:43):
Before you the back like the total douchebags that they are,
total douchebag bag, totally complete douchebag.

Speaker 1 (02:14:50):
We honor and respect you. We honor and respect you.

Speaker 2 (02:14:53):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 8 (02:14:54):
God bless Rock and Ball.

Speaker 2 (02:14:58):
I'm blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 1 (02:14:59):
We try boy.

Speaker 2 (02:15:10):
Yeah you look, didn't you? Yeah I did? Yeah, yeah
I did.

Speaker 3 (02:15:15):
I mean we're in the podcast, so free, feel free
to share with Lindsey what poutine fries is according to
Urban Dictionary.

Speaker 2 (02:15:23):
I'll go ahead and let her look it out and
then read it out loud. Okay, okay, because that's not right.

Speaker 3 (02:15:34):
It's not the correct definition. No, because it's not it's
not poutine fries. When you go to a restaurant you order,
you order a poutine. You do not order poutine fries.

Speaker 6 (02:15:43):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:15:44):
No.

Speaker 6 (02:15:47):
Ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic
bout of anal sex.

Speaker 2 (02:15:53):
An emphatic bout.

Speaker 1 (02:15:56):
Emphatic must have been going at a pretty hard.

Speaker 3 (02:16:00):
What is the opposite of emphatic slow mo?

Speaker 2 (02:16:06):
I mean, yeah, oh my, tell me about it.

Speaker 6 (02:16:11):
Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release,
the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move.

Speaker 3 (02:16:18):
Apparently this is the opposite is apathy? So an apathetic?
Oh god, antal sex, Oh God.

Speaker 2 (02:16:28):
The lack of interest and enthusiasm.

Speaker 1 (02:16:31):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, so this would be a very
like just getting in it. Yeah, and then dukie all
over and then that's nicety. Yeah, I said, don't well,
I couldn't help but to do it. Come on now,
anytime somebody like, don't push that red button. We want
to push that red button. So, and I'm sorry I did.

Speaker 2 (02:16:55):
Did did you read this?

Speaker 6 (02:16:56):
Did you read it as used in a sentence?

Speaker 1 (02:16:58):
I just I just read that. I didn't even click
on it. I just read what was right there, and
I said, that's enough.

Speaker 2 (02:17:05):
Disappointment. Just no, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (02:17:08):
Julian pulled out, following some tenacious anal, but it already
started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit
poo tee fries was on the menu that night.

Speaker 2 (02:17:20):
I have a I can tell the story.

Speaker 3 (02:17:22):
I think I can tell the story.

Speaker 2 (02:17:23):
Okay, yeah, you should be able to hold on.

Speaker 3 (02:17:26):
I'm calculating it correctly in my head. I may fumble
through this because it's been a while since they've told
the story. There was a guy. I think you know
the story. There's a guy we were friends with, Lindsay,
and he would have sex with this girl and he
gave her a nickname. So let's just say her name
was Sally, and so he gave her the nickname Dingleberry Sally.

(02:17:54):
Now I can keep going if you'd like her.

Speaker 2 (02:17:56):
Please.

Speaker 3 (02:17:57):
You can't fill in the information on your own. I
feel like that's a pretty that's a finish your own.
It's not a like make it up on your own.
I think you understand how that goes.

Speaker 2 (02:18:07):
Dingleberries happen.

Speaker 3 (02:18:10):
This is exact reason I'm not a fan of anal.
There's numbers of reasons of why I'm not a fan
of anal, and Dingleberries is near the top.

Speaker 2 (02:18:18):
Loose stools is also not.

Speaker 1 (02:18:20):
One that I'm excited about, so and the other is
I don't want to have sex like gay men.

Speaker 3 (02:18:26):
So those are three really good reasons for me.

Speaker 1 (02:18:30):
All pretty solid, all pretty solid. Yeah, don't wanna be
calling you ship dick for the rest of your life.
But hey, some people learn into it, some people really
like it.

Speaker 2 (02:18:41):
It's not for you.

Speaker 3 (02:18:42):
I'm not saying you're wrong. No, I've never said no,
oka I have said you're wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:18:47):
Freedom I have.

Speaker 3 (02:18:49):
I'm pretty pretty firm on that one. Yeah, but yeah,
it's if that's your thing, you got live your best life.

Speaker 1 (02:18:56):
I don't get since we're on the subject, I don't
see why eating ass is like a big thing. Everybody's
fucking like I eat ass. I'm like, that's fucking gross.
Their ship comes out of there.

Speaker 2 (02:19:08):
Yeah, and you're all.

Speaker 3 (02:19:09):
Yeah, well there's pea that comes out of the penis,
so yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:19:12):
But still, I mean, I think, I guess it's not
that bad, is it?

Speaker 2 (02:19:16):
No? All right?

Speaker 1 (02:19:18):
But I mean, like, how many people get, you know,
deathly sick from a little bit of pepe yell.

Speaker 3 (02:19:24):
I can't say that I know anybody that can attribute
to their illness.

Speaker 2 (02:19:28):
But people do that cause you get sick from faci. Well,
here's the things you have to do. It in the shower, Okay,
you gotta make sure everything's clean. Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (02:19:40):
Sure you don't, you know, after about of a food tour, right,
decide like you're gonna eat some ass, right right, I
guess you're.

Speaker 6 (02:19:48):
Not doing it right after someone comes back in from
saying a mile run.

Speaker 3 (02:19:53):
Right, somebody who's been at the gym all day?

Speaker 2 (02:19:56):
What is that? This is forty You're like, you don't
come in here hot like that. Yeah, that's people.

Speaker 3 (02:20:03):
I saw this quote. It was really funny. Everybody talks
about like wanting to do BDSM or whatever. And what
they don't ever realize, and it's never explained in porns
or anything else, is the amount of prep planning and communication.

Speaker 2 (02:20:15):
That has to happen right for it to be a thing. Right,
they think there's.

Speaker 3 (02:20:18):
Just like it's just some room you go into and
there's all these toys and you just get at it,
and because of books and movies and that. No, it's
it is not an awesome setup. It takes time. Very
rarely are the stories exists where they were like, so
then I gotta steal rot out and rammed it into
his penis unsuspecting of him.

Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
That is definitely not something you surprise somebody. No, foh show,
that's torture. No.

Speaker 3 (02:20:45):
If I see you unzip a surgical bag like the
old doctor house called medicine bag, I'm be like, what
the fuck is going on?

Speaker 2 (02:20:52):
Okay, let's see where this is going.

Speaker 6 (02:20:55):
No, I don't want to see where it's going. I
want to be out.

Speaker 2 (02:20:59):
Yeah I didn't sign up for that.

Speaker 3 (02:21:01):
Yeah, but any tying people up right, wrapping them in silicon?
What are those silicone sheet things? And the vacuum the air?

Speaker 2 (02:21:09):
God? Right, people die.

Speaker 1 (02:21:11):
Man, I don't want to die having sex, to be
honest with you, I mean, it sounds like a good idea,
but then you know it's awkward for the other person, right,
you know. And then you know, of course, medics to
come out. You're naked, probably still have an erection, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:21:28):
Yeah, I don't know. For me, your muscles typically relax. Yeah, okay,
so blood flow would stop.

Speaker 1 (02:21:34):
I would think, you ship and come everywhere. That's great, Yeah, exactly,
that's exactly what happens. Yeah, that's exactly what I want,
you know, medics to come in and have to deal with.

Speaker 3 (02:21:43):
You don't have to add sex. I just don't want
to die, so like sex are eating or taking a ship, like,
I don't die during any of those things.

Speaker 1 (02:21:52):
I was thinking about that the other day while I
was on my bike was went up to Wichita.

Speaker 2 (02:21:56):
I could have a heart attack, ride my fucking motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (02:21:58):
Absolutely fucking you know, I may be dead before you
even hit the ground, but maybe or not or not exactly,
have a massive heart attack, grab or fucking wreck the bike,
and I'm dead because I wrecked the bike. I was like, well,
that fucking sucks. Way to ruin my fucking trip. I
ruined my own trip.

Speaker 3 (02:22:14):
Yeah, you don't have to be going to witch Talf
for that to happen.

Speaker 1 (02:22:17):
No, no, No, I'd be going home, you know'd be
going to the grocery store. But the same thing could
happen in somebody's car, you know. Yeah, you're fucking driving
your car down the road, you fucking have a heart attack,
you run off of the road. Next thing you know,
you're at the bottom of a ravine somewhere.

Speaker 3 (02:22:31):
Well, the chance of your car going off into a
ravine much smaller than laying your bike down for a
heart attack. Car is designed to take impact. It's designed
to have a cube of safety, for sure. So sure
the likelihood if you had a heart attack and survive
and on what you struck or what struck you would

(02:22:52):
be much higher.

Speaker 2 (02:22:54):
Yeah. It was a good way to ruin my afternoon. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:22:58):
Yeah, we're all subject to undefeated. That fucker is.

Speaker 2 (02:23:02):
Yeah. Yeah, you may cheat him once, but he'll come back.
He'll get you. Yeah, they always come back. I saw
this and I thought we could ask talk about this.

Speaker 3 (02:23:10):
These are twenty five movies every kid should see before
thirteen for thirteen. Yeah, Toy Story two sure, yeah, that
makes sense. I don't have an argument either way. I
think adults should see this.

Speaker 6 (02:23:23):
Oh yeah, I think we've seen them all.

Speaker 2 (02:23:25):
Chicken Run, Oh, that one was just all right. I
don't think you have to see it before you're thirteen.
Yeah at all?

Speaker 3 (02:23:31):
Really for that fact, the people that did Wallace and Grommett. Yeah,
the Circus, the Charlie Chaplin movie from nineteen twenty eight, No,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:23:40):
Hell, I'm gonna go with no.

Speaker 3 (02:23:42):
Maybe when you're studying film, Okay, he might be worth watching,
But before thirteen, I don't think is necessary. I don't
know how that adds to your life.

Speaker 2 (02:23:49):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:23:50):
Maybe if you're a big fan of comedy and you're
trying to understand the evolution of comedy and how comedy
became a thing and how it started different types of company, maybe.

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
Yeah, But just to sit down on a Saturday and
be like, we're gonna watch this nineteen twenty eight with no.

Speaker 3 (02:24:06):
Yeah, No, The Lion King, sure, yeah, I got no argument.

Speaker 2 (02:24:11):
Yeah, yeh yeah, Shrek, okay, for sure, Shrek. Yeah, at
least it's a good message one. Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:24:20):
The nineteen eighty movie The Bear apparently was a nature
film about an orphan grizzly cub and the Kodiak bear
that adopted and the footage follows these bears.

Speaker 2 (02:24:32):
I've never seen that. Maybe I have, but I don't
recall it.

Speaker 6 (02:24:35):
I Marcus has seen that one, but I don't think
the twins have seen that.

Speaker 3 (02:24:39):
Okay, Mary Poppins, Yes, I think everybody.

Speaker 6 (02:24:42):
Should see the Love Mary Poppins.

Speaker 3 (02:24:44):
How to Train Your Dragon. Not the movie Lindsay talked
about at nine. Uh No, I don't think it matters.

Speaker 2 (02:24:52):
It's yeah, it's just all right. Have you seen it?

Speaker 6 (02:24:56):
I have seen it. I didn't see the sequel.

Speaker 2 (02:24:58):
Right, but have you seen this one? Yeah? And is it?

Speaker 6 (02:25:01):
My kids love that one too.

Speaker 3 (02:25:02):
Loving it? And should they see it? Are not the
same thing?

Speaker 6 (02:25:04):
I don't. I don't think it's necessary.

Speaker 2 (02:25:08):
Because I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:25:08):
I'm trying to recall what the messages.

Speaker 2 (02:25:11):
Yeah, I can't remember.

Speaker 6 (02:25:15):
I think that one is more of about kindness and
which pretty much aren't they all? But isn't that one,
uh kindness and forgiveness that I get them mixed up?

Speaker 2 (02:25:27):
But yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:25:29):
Yeah the Wizard of the Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 2 (02:25:32):
Part of me wants to say, yes, yeah, I love
just because it's a.

Speaker 1 (02:25:36):
Classic movie, right, But in the grand scheme of things,
it's just all right.

Speaker 3 (02:25:42):
So we went and watched it a couple of weeks ago,
maybe a little bit more, and it took like two
or three days to watch it with the girls.

Speaker 2 (02:25:49):
But uh, yeah, it's a good movie.

Speaker 3 (02:25:52):
The reality that it's almost one hundred years old is
fucking insane, I'll give you that. And it's still pretty
good for being one hundred years old. And then when
you add in all the bullshit that came along with
that movie, right, you're like, the fact they even got
that movie made and it was good is in fuck insane.

Speaker 2 (02:26:08):
Right, right, But like, you have to watch this before
you're thirteen. Yeah, you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (02:26:13):
I think you can make it through your life without
watching that, and you'd be all right inside out.

Speaker 2 (02:26:18):
Okay, I would say, yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:26:21):
I never saw inside out? What Yep, My kids saw
it and they weren't big, huge fans of.

Speaker 3 (02:26:29):
It, So you should have. I think you would love it.
It's about your emotions, yeah yeah, and learning how to
like manage it, and two is even more into it,
going through puberty and stuff. The land before time.

Speaker 2 (02:26:42):
Oh fuck you with a little.

Speaker 6 (02:26:43):
Foot, Oh yeah, that's a good.

Speaker 3 (02:26:45):
One and ducky, but before thirteen? What makes it so important?
Before thirteen? It's a good message.

Speaker 1 (02:26:52):
To kids and like because you learn how to deal
with death at a young age. Okay, you know, and
of course the animation that goes with it and growing
or whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:27:02):
Yeah, and by the way, how to train your dragon.

Speaker 2 (02:27:04):
We're going back okay, yeah, going back.

Speaker 6 (02:27:06):
To it is learning about kindness and how creatures are
friends not foes.

Speaker 2 (02:27:12):
So you look that up and that's what said.

Speaker 3 (02:27:13):
Okay, Uh, the Muppet movie?

Speaker 2 (02:27:17):
Which one? They're written nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 6 (02:27:21):
Sure, I mean, if you're I don't think it's necessary
because Muppets are so dated now.

Speaker 3 (02:27:28):
The Muppet Show is one of the highest rated programs
in the world.

Speaker 6 (02:27:33):
Was is it still on?

Speaker 2 (02:27:34):
Yeah? I was?

Speaker 3 (02:27:36):
And the film has plenty of wit and whimsy for
kids and make it something adults can enjoy us too.
The result is an outrageous but heartfelt romp about friendship, virtue,
and inclusiveness.

Speaker 2 (02:27:45):
I would agree you probably should should watch that Beauty
and the Beast only if you've got a vagina. I
think that's a girl's movie. Uh hard pass.

Speaker 3 (02:28:00):
I don't think you need to see it. I'm not
sure what the lesson is. He he takes somebody captive
and forces them to live in his house by his rules.
We're living that in life.

Speaker 6 (02:28:14):
And which taught him a lesson basically?

Speaker 2 (02:28:18):
Et Oh, yeah, that's classic. There's not much on learned lesson.

Speaker 3 (02:28:26):
I don't know what the lesson is that you can't
see it in that movie. It's a great movie. That's
not what we're talking.

Speaker 1 (02:28:31):
About, right, But I feel if you're going to put
Mary Poppins on there, as old as that ship is,
you should be able to at.

Speaker 6 (02:28:36):
Least put one of the best Steven Spielberg films ever
here you go.

Speaker 2 (02:28:39):
Child.

Speaker 3 (02:28:40):
Mary Poppins is about dreaming and fantasizing and like thinking
of crazy things and like imagination.

Speaker 2 (02:28:48):
Et is not that.

Speaker 1 (02:28:49):
Well about an alien that comes down and you know,
right of dealing with adversity and about an alien.

Speaker 2 (02:28:58):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:28:59):
Hiding it from your.

Speaker 3 (02:29:00):
Right, hiding things from your parents, right the sandlot?

Speaker 6 (02:29:05):
Oh yeah, okay, Yeah, it's friendships and you know, the
camaraderie of.

Speaker 2 (02:29:12):
The kids and will so stand by me. Yeah, you
don't see about it? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:29:18):
It's a good movie. I don't know if you need
to see it by thirteen. I don't know what you
achieve or what it teaches you buy thirteen. Maybe if
the moon List was movies to see after thirteen, I
might be on board with that and with et Yeah,
but for to be before thirteen. The Lego movie, I
haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (02:29:38):
Couldn't tell you.

Speaker 3 (02:29:40):
I have not seen it either, But I'm not sure
what it would sell.

Speaker 6 (02:29:44):
Maybe after thirteen it gets boring, maybe because then you've
grown out of legos. Okay in some aspects.

Speaker 1 (02:29:53):
I read an article the other day that legos are
actually good for you mentally, especially and you're super stressed
and dealing with PTSD and shit like that, because it
offers you allows you to take your mind off of
all that bullshit that's cloud in your brain. Yeah, and
focus on putting the blocks together. And it's actually good
for you mentally.

Speaker 2 (02:30:14):
I believe that.

Speaker 3 (02:30:14):
Yeah, this says imagination and innovation and creativity is what
you get out of That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (02:30:20):
Wale, Uh, Yeah, I learned how not to be a
fat piece of shit.

Speaker 2 (02:30:25):
I mean it is.

Speaker 3 (02:30:27):
You want to talk about camaraderie and friendship and loyalty,
that's what Walle is that movie is amazing? But I
think anybody should watch that movie home alone.

Speaker 1 (02:30:38):
Okay, learn how to beat off a bunch of old
guys while your parents are going.

Speaker 2 (02:30:47):
Yeah, I don't know, to be creative. My kids love
this movie.

Speaker 6 (02:30:52):
It great, We watch it every years.

Speaker 3 (02:30:55):
You watch it all the time.

Speaker 6 (02:30:55):
You don't have to wait, so true, but it's just
on more Christmas.

Speaker 2 (02:30:59):
But why do you have to watch before you're thirteen? Well?

Speaker 3 (02:31:02):
I think it's because you get to see the kid
take on adults, right. And it also teaches you you
can be by yourself right, and it teaches you that
the things you think are bad aren't necessarily bad.

Speaker 2 (02:31:14):
I e. The neighbor, right, right, right, right?

Speaker 3 (02:31:17):
Okay, So but I don't know if I don't know
if I'm ready to say you should see it before
thirteen March of the Penguins.

Speaker 6 (02:31:23):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (02:31:24):
Why why why would anybody need to watch that?

Speaker 3 (02:31:29):
Is that a real It's a documentary, right, It's really
about the penguins and their migration and love and yeah,
we're interpreting they love each other.

Speaker 2 (02:31:37):
Sure, yeah, because we know exactly how fucking penguins talking.

Speaker 6 (02:31:40):
Narrated by Morgan Freeman.

Speaker 3 (02:31:43):
You can't dog on in one movie that has no
words and then not dog on this.

Speaker 1 (02:31:47):
Oh no, yeah, I'm not saying that you should watch
I'll see why it's even on this fucking list.

Speaker 2 (02:31:51):
That's stupid Coco.

Speaker 1 (02:31:55):
Okay, that's the animated Pixar family tradition.

Speaker 6 (02:32:00):
Yeah, I think you can watch that anytime.

Speaker 2 (02:32:02):
Yeah, The Iron Giant.

Speaker 3 (02:32:07):
No, this says that kids get caught up in the
playful relationship between Hogarth Hogarth and the title character. But
it's a powerful story about violence, warfare, friendship, and what
it truly means to be a good person.

Speaker 2 (02:32:24):
A warfare is an interesting tag to put on this.

Speaker 6 (02:32:28):
Yeah, okay, anytime with The Iron Giant. You don't have
to be before thirteen.

Speaker 3 (02:32:35):
Spirit You don't gain anything by saying it before thirteen
spirited away from.

Speaker 2 (02:32:38):
Two thousand and one. I don't know this movie.

Speaker 6 (02:32:40):
No, looks like is that anime?

Speaker 2 (02:32:45):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (02:32:47):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 (02:32:49):
Willie Walk in the Chocolate Factory? Nope, you don't think
kids should see it before thirteen?

Speaker 6 (02:32:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:32:58):
I think as goes right along with The Wizard bas
You know this is dated, it's really old.

Speaker 2 (02:33:03):
Yeah, it's it's an all right kind of movie. But
I don't see why you should have to watch it
before you're thirteen.

Speaker 3 (02:33:09):
I'm okay with it because I'm okay with the lesson
that parents can fuck up your ideas.

Speaker 2 (02:33:14):
I like the snl skit because that's what it's about.

Speaker 3 (02:33:18):
A right Willie wankin the Chocolate Factory is about parents
fucking up kids, kids trying to do the thing that
even the grandpa who's I'm fucking bedridden until a good
time's available to like, uh, like, let's just take a
drink of the fizzy lifting drink get in fucking trouble
now you'll you've fucked up your chances to win it all.

(02:33:40):
And the corruption of a fucking adult being like, give
me an everlasting gobs tape.

Speaker 2 (02:33:44):
Right, right, Okay, it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (02:33:47):
Yeah, that movie's about fucking corruption of kids.

Speaker 1 (02:33:50):
Yeah, we should probably not have them watched that anymore. Yeah, cancel, cancel, Charlie, No.

Speaker 3 (02:33:55):
I'm good with them watching. They need to know parents
can be fucking deceptive.

Speaker 2 (02:33:59):
The kids are alway going to keep their eye on you.

Speaker 3 (02:34:01):
I'm okay with that. Spider Man into the Spider Verse.

Speaker 6 (02:34:04):
Haven't seen it?

Speaker 2 (02:34:06):
Wow? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:34:06):
Odd, because I'm not the comic book guy and I've
seen it's fucking amazing Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (02:34:11):
It's it's really good.

Speaker 1 (02:34:13):
I've tried watching Spider Man movies since the very beginning one,
right back in like early two thousands.

Speaker 2 (02:34:18):
Can't get into it.

Speaker 3 (02:34:19):
This is not it's so much better.

Speaker 2 (02:34:21):
I can't, I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (02:34:22):
I think you should give this one a chance, only
because it's not like the Spider Man movies.

Speaker 6 (02:34:27):
This is the cartoon, right, Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:34:30):
It's about Miles Morales and how you find out there's
all these Spider Man's right in different levels of the
Spider Verse. Yeah, and him trying to be Spider Man.
It's it's really good. And that kind of mocks Spider
Man a little bit, but it's it's I think it's good.
It's almost got like a dead poolish type of feel
to it. Okay, the Princess Bride, Oh fuck yes, one

(02:34:53):
hundred percent. Not before thirteen?

Speaker 2 (02:34:55):
Why not? There's too many hidden jokes.

Speaker 1 (02:34:57):
Yeah, that's the fun thing about you know a lot
of these kids' movies, uh, and television shows have underlined
adult themes that go straight over the kid's head. They
don't ever get it as adults.

Speaker 2 (02:35:11):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (02:35:12):
Yeah, ren and stimpy is a perfect prime example of it.
As kids, you don't catch all the dirty shit that
they were talking about, but as an adult.

Speaker 2 (02:35:20):
You're like, oh, damn, damn, Wren was a freak.

Speaker 1 (02:35:25):
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. You put don't
put never ending story on this, right, yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:35:30):
Yes, my kids we have Apple TV and we were
watching we watch Okay, so there's a show on Apple
TV for kids called Sweetwater, which might be the best
kid show every better than Daniel Tiger, better than Bluey.
It's really it's really good.

Speaker 2 (02:35:46):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:35:48):
But then there's this other show called Wonderlot one Wandla Wandla,
and it is about the future and this kid being
raised in the underground and then comes out into the
out of the underground and there's all this imagination happening
of crazy characters and they can talk and she's trying
to find other humans.

Speaker 2 (02:36:07):
Okay, it's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (02:36:10):
My kids loved it, all right, And that's not even
in their wheelhouse of stuff. They normally don't like the
sci fi stuff, right, But anything that has like crazy
imagination it is good. That's why Bluey's so good. Like
the dogs can fucking talk and they have a life
they play stupid games. Is there anything missing off the

(02:36:31):
list that should have been on, like movies before thirteen,
you know, not off the top of my head, All
Dogs go to Heaven if I want to think of one,
probably All Dogs Go to Heaven should be one that
every kid watches.

Speaker 6 (02:36:46):
Because a lot of kids do lose their pets by
that time, by the time they turn thirteen or before.

Speaker 1 (02:36:51):
He end right and teaches you how to deal with
you know, bad people with car face being an asshole,
and teach you how to deal with death, you know,
because Charlie you know, dies and then comes back and
then dies again.

Speaker 2 (02:37:06):
Yeah, it's a great movie, it really is.

Speaker 1 (02:37:10):
Ferngully is another one. Since we're just bringing ship up.
I mean that teaches you about environmental protections.

Speaker 2 (02:37:16):
You know, I've never seen it. You're missing out, man.

Speaker 1 (02:37:21):
Gooniesies about you know, adventure and stuff, you know, not
being scared of going on an adventure.

Speaker 2 (02:37:29):
Okay, The Mighty Ducks.

Speaker 1 (02:37:34):
Okay, Yeah, sure, teaches about sports and teams and being
on a team and part of a team.

Speaker 6 (02:37:40):
And getting sold out by your coach.

Speaker 1 (02:37:43):
Yeah, dude, Homeward Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:37:48):
Sound of music. I'm skipping some like Up and in
canto and fro. I'm skipping some of these obvious ones
and trying to get to ones that have some sort
of story in that. Yes, American Tail Bible.

Speaker 1 (02:38:03):
I'm always down for a good Fible movie, whether it's
you know, Fible Goes West or an American Tale.

Speaker 6 (02:38:07):
American Tale is so good.

Speaker 2 (02:38:09):
Rescuers, Yeah, I'm more of a rescuers down under kind
of guy. I've had to pick one, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:38:16):
One hundred and one Dalmatians Okay, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:38:21):
That movie's so far out there.

Speaker 6 (02:38:24):
Bamby, Ah, Bamby. I mean lots of twelve year olds
go and get their hunter safety license.

Speaker 3 (02:38:31):
No, they hunt, yeah because of Bambie.

Speaker 6 (02:38:35):
No, not because of Bambi, but they want to learn
if they you know, when they learn to they see Bambi.
Some of them like, oh no, I've seen Bambi. I
don't want to I don't want to hunt.

Speaker 1 (02:38:45):
The thing is is Bamby's got us all fucked up
because Bambie is such a girly fucking name. And then
you know, Bambi grows up and Bambi's a dude, and
now Bambi's confused because he's a dude with a girl's name.
It's like, I don't know what to do with myself.
Baby Um snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Sore in

(02:39:09):
the Stone.

Speaker 2 (02:39:12):
Okay, air Bud Okay, I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (02:39:16):
And he's a good one to put on there that
I think kids should be set before the thirteen. They
should see because you need to be reminded. I could
put you in a fucking foster home.

Speaker 2 (02:39:24):
I've never seen that one, the old one or the
new one. It's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, I know about it,
you know, but I ain't never seen it. Land before Time, Yes,
with the little foot, Yeah, we have mentioned.

Speaker 3 (02:39:37):
Oh we did that one even Ah, Singing in the Rain, No,
is that of music?

Speaker 2 (02:39:44):
Black beauty? What about the horse? I'd rather watch Flicker
Stuart Little okay, m.

Speaker 3 (02:39:57):
Uh, the Prince of Egypt, the Princess Bride. We said
that Sandlot karate Kid. Karate Kid's a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:40:04):
I think. Yeah, gotta believe in yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:40:07):
You can do more than you think you can.

Speaker 2 (02:40:09):
Yeah, teachers, how to paint offense. Yeah, of cour take
care of bullies.

Speaker 3 (02:40:14):
Everything's got a plan. I'm gonna name this one only
for Lindsey, my girl. Okay, every kid should see before
they're thirteen.

Speaker 2 (02:40:22):
I did, well, that doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 6 (02:40:25):
I mean, and still to this day, if it's on
I'm watching it is it taught you about your best
friendships and how you can lose them because of bees.

Speaker 3 (02:40:39):
I might buy the everybody should pay attention to allergies,
but but I don't know if teaches best friends.

Speaker 2 (02:40:46):
And I mean they didn't have.

Speaker 6 (02:40:48):
A lot of trends, and then she lost her best friend,
and also he was kind of a brat. It also
gives insight on the loss of I mean, he was
a single parent dad, she had, her mom was dead,
and then he starts a new relationship.

Speaker 2 (02:41:03):
So I didn't like either one of them.

Speaker 6 (02:41:07):
It's relatable. Yeah, it's a relatable movie.

Speaker 2 (02:41:09):
I couldn't relate. Yeah, how could you relate to it
at all?

Speaker 1 (02:41:13):
It was your dad worked at a mortuary and hired
a makeup artist from Hollywood and make up the dead bodies.

Speaker 2 (02:41:21):
But do you have a friend that was allergic to
bees and getting to die?

Speaker 6 (02:41:23):
But I did have a best friend that moved away
and I never saw her. That's not the same, No,
But it was like a death of a friendship.

Speaker 3 (02:41:31):
It's not the same to compare someone moving away to
death is not the same.

Speaker 6 (02:41:34):
I still loved the movie.

Speaker 2 (02:41:37):
Out of that movie, I believe. I know.

Speaker 3 (02:41:39):
That's why I'm asking, like, I I'm not sure what
the big messages in that.

Speaker 2 (02:41:45):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (02:41:45):
A girlfriend of mine, when she saw that movie, you
know what, she she ended up loving that movie. So
she ended up becoming and working at a mortuary. She
embalmed by that. I know that.

Speaker 3 (02:41:58):
The only people I've ever known that worked in that
field are and stayed in that field are because it
was that family business. Right everybody else it was a
short stop.

Speaker 6 (02:42:07):
Yeah, it wasn't for her. She went to school for
it and she still does it to this day.

Speaker 2 (02:42:12):
Are you sure?

Speaker 6 (02:42:13):
In New Orleans?

Speaker 2 (02:42:15):
Fuck that? Yeah, I'm good on all that.

Speaker 3 (02:42:18):
Who wants to I deal with dead? I'm not somebody
believes in like the dead and ghosts and all that
other stuff. But why be wrong?

Speaker 6 (02:42:25):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:42:26):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:42:27):
Why I take my chances of being wrong.

Speaker 6 (02:42:29):
Yeah, she's had some good stories where she said that
she's felt like like spirits have followed her home, where
she's felt eerie about it. But yeah, that's all she
ever wanted to do growing up. That's all she ever
wanted to do fucking weird.

Speaker 3 (02:42:46):
That's fucking weird to always want to do.

Speaker 6 (02:42:49):
That growing up, run a funeral home.

Speaker 3 (02:42:51):
Police officer, fireman, doctor, a fucking deal manhandle dead penises.
M Yeah, because you got to see dead penis.

Speaker 2 (02:43:05):
Yeah, and giners too. Yeah. Oh yeah, you get to
see all the dead body parts.

Speaker 3 (02:43:10):
And you got to see people in their worst situations. Absolutely,
either face has brought up no, like someone they wheel
someone in. That's their face shot off right, or their
look of horror or or this is my all time
card to play when people are like, I want to
I want to embalm people.

Speaker 2 (02:43:30):
You mean children? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:43:34):
Yeah, and she had fucks with you man. Kids die too.
Friends that have police officers, they tell me there was
no training that prepared me for dealing with children and
death of children.

Speaker 2 (02:43:43):
Firemen too, Yeah, like you're just not ready for it.

Speaker 3 (02:43:47):
I've had plenty of people that were police officers in
my life that quit being police officers because of what
happened to children.

Speaker 2 (02:43:52):
Right, So you don't have to worry about that here.

Speaker 3 (02:43:56):
Wow, they're just adult children. It's a little different, all right.
And they don't die, they just get fired. Right, feels like.

Speaker 1 (02:44:05):
You're dying slowly inside, right, right, one day at a time.

Speaker 3 (02:44:11):
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Speaker 2 (02:44:31):
See ya, bye bye,