BMMS 8-20-24

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Want to know, uh what Lindsay's favorite serial is or
maybe Gimpy's favorite lube. That's the time to ask that

(03:43):
there's only one Loube Come on, uh is there I
don't know. I honestly don't know. I know. I could
give a cliche Debbie does Dallas type of answer right right.
If your name of porno, you easily name Debbie does
Dallas right would be the easy lube answer. There's different kinds.

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You have oil based and water based, and you know
you've got the always save brand lubricants. Flavored flavored liberature. Yes,
some that heat up for their pleasure, some for specific spaces.
Yeah yeah, some that are cooling a little mint in them,

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which is a little weird, a little tangly, but what right,
some for the red planet. Whats I digress? If only
there were a place to get those things gimpy. Yeah right,
you go to Patricia's where they got everything you need
from lubes to toys and dressed up clothes. Uh big.

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We are obviously football fans here and uh the they've
given out the odds for the Super Bowl. Should be
no surprise that the Chiefs and the forty nine ers
are the top of that as the favorites for that,
followed by the Ravens. Okay, the Detroit Lions. That makes sense.
They did really good last year. Yes, okay, it's been

(05:16):
a while since they've been that good. I know what
to put them in the fourth spot as a potential
and odds to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Okay, I mean that's where they were last year.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Right, Well, we'll get to all that.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Uh, the Eagles, which makes sense previous contender. You know, uh,
the Houston Texans a little shocked by that, but CJ.
Stroud has showed promise. They've got some uh uh promising
trades in the offseason.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Health is the biggest concern there.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I think the Cincinnati Bengals really isn't this becoming the
boy who Cried Wolf with them? It's our year yep,
says Dallas fan to Buffalo Bills. I feel like that's
the same story. Yeah, last year totally, but nah so
much this year. I mean, I think they've got a

(06:07):
locker room rebuild where the attitude's completely different there. But
they're already plagued with massive injuries. For them to bounce
back is totally possible, but yeah, we'll see. Sorry, Buffalo
fan Josh Allen has yet to prove to be the

(06:28):
guy that can handle the pressure. You're right, in the
big games, he's known for his inability to hold onto
the ball. So I love them. I think they are.
I love watching when the Chiefs play him, when the
Chiefs aren't playing, I like watching them. So it isn't
a I'm not turning my nose up like I would have.

(06:48):
Maybe the Bengals I would, or the Cowboys. But the
I just he just doesn't I don't know if he's
got it yet. We haven't seen that followed by the Cowboys.
I don't know if you no. The Jets, I think
that they have too much infighting. I don't know if

(07:11):
they have the harmonious locker room to deal with the
ups and downs of trying to win a Super Bowl.
May not yet. Maybe possibly next year, but I mean
we're not talking about next year. We're talking I think
you got a guy who I don't know if Aaron's
a phenomenal quarterback, but they've already displayed their frustration with him.

(07:35):
The other players. You're not gonna be like, you know,
forget that guy. He's a Hall of Fame quarterback, maybe
maybe the best quarterback in the game when he's healthy, right,
but they just don't like him. You can tell that
they're just tolerating because he's a Hall of Fame quarterback. Uh.

(07:56):
The the Green Bay Packers, I think they're an X
factor team. You never know. Yeah, I mean Jordan loves good.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Yeah right, he's getting better.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
He's better, for sure, But I don't know if they
should be in this conversation right now. The Dolphins Okay,
I'm not hating it. I feel like they got all
the players, but I don't think they're they got it. Okay,
Atlanta Falcons, I mean, we don't know what's happening there.
New quarterback, a lot of new stuff happening there. The Rams,

(08:30):
the Browns, Bears, Chargers, Jaguars, Steelers at Patriots, and Broncos
are at the bottom. I don't think that's fair with
the Broncos, wasnt it. I think they look good, man,
I think they look good. I think they're getting overlooked
because Harbar's.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
In Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, the Chargers in the in the West woul That
being said, if I was a Broncos fan or a
betting person, I would take those odds right. So when
they if if they do come up from the bag
ten dollars bet if they win the Super Bowl, pays
two thousand dollars off ten bucks, and if they don't, Okay,
you're gonna blow that at fast food today. So that's

(09:13):
this year going backwards in comparison years, so this would
be the twenty twenty three season. The predictor was Chiefs,
then Eagles, then Bills, then forty nine Ers Okay, then Bengals,
then Cowboys, then Jets, then Ravens, then Lions, than Dolphins.

(09:35):
The year before that, make sure I'm doing my time here.
The year before that, the Bills, the Buccaneers. I'm gonna
say that again because I don't know everybody here, right,
The Bills and the Buccaneers, the Chiefs, the Rams, the Packers. Now,

(09:57):
I'm gonna let you take guests who won two of
those Super Bowls. It wasn't the Bucks. It wasn't the Bills,
it wasn't the Rams, it wasn't the Chargers. Even in
that conversation is wild. The Broncos in that conversation is wild.
But then guess who shows up? The Cowboys, the Bengals, right,

(10:20):
the same predictable answers, and we can go back. I
can go back even further. We can go all the
way back to twenty twenty one.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Do you think they're gonna always put the Cowboys in there?
Because it's America's team, They have the most money, and
they'll pay the highest amount for players, So.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
They won't pay the highest amount for players. You're seeing
that right now with Dak Prescott and Citie Lamb right
right right for them, though, no, I mean, you put
them in the conversation.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
All joking aside is because they are good.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
They are. They were twelve and five last year. That's
better than the Super Bowl champs. Yeah, yeah, they are good.
Just choke artists, man, I get it every time, every
stinking time. I think there's so much pressure for them
to win that that's what they have the biggest trouble
dealing with. They get in their own way.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Yeah, okay, there's so much like you've got to do this.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, And I think Dak's trying to prove himself so
much as all the quarterbacks are. But I feel like
when you play for the Cowboys, the Yankees, the Lakers, like,
I think there's another factor that it's hard to nobody.
There's no pressure. And I'm just being honest. There's no
pressure before Patrick Mahomes to be good right in Kansas City.

(11:42):
You just got to win the comp. We want you
to win the division. And then when you win the division,
now now there's pressure, I think. But if you come
on board as a rookie, there's no pressure. Right. But
when you're playing for dynasties like I think so, I
could see that, I think so. And you've got an
owner who expects it. Not like they all expect it,

(12:02):
of course, but I think there's more pressure to play
for a team like that if you show up for
and that's any I think, any any situation there, if
you are known for being something, the pressure is there
to be that personally. Great quarterbacks come out of Dallas.
So there's more pressure. Uh So, And then this is

(12:25):
the twenty twenty one number one predicta. Oh, I got
that upside down. The Chiefs were expected in twenty twenty,
then the Bucks, then the Bills, than the Rams, than
the forty nine Ers, Packers, Ravens, Browns, Titans. The point
I'm trying to make in all this no no, I
mean no, no, it's a there's so much that has

(12:47):
to happen in a regular season. Each time the Chiefs
have been discounted, they're not going to win, right, right,
something happens during the season whatever. Hell, the first year
that they won under Patrick Mahomes, he hurt his knee
and was out a few games and they still won. Yeah,
so there's just too much on the board to go.

(13:10):
This is what's going to happen. So what you're saying
is we've got to run over Patrick Mahomes with a
Dodge pickup. I wouldn't say that, and I would probably
get in the way for him, right right, that's a
fun question. I got it. No, here's a funk. Okay,
So your team is the Bears for now, right because

(13:31):
they haven't played really and then Gimpi's is the forty
nine ers. You're walking with your quarterback okay, I love it,
and he's being reckless come on and kind of walking
in the street a little bit, right, yeah, and you
notice a car trying to splash you with the water

(13:53):
on the side of the road and he's going to
get hit. Do you try to help save him or
do you let him get hit and he'll be out?
I think is the only one that like really has
to make a decision here, right right, I guess or
no decision. I mean, I'll go ahead because it's gonna

(14:14):
take you three days to come up with your answer anyway,
So yes, I would, But hold on, you got to
take if you're like, oh, yeah, because I want them
to win. No guarantee they'll win, right, No guarantee that
they won't stub their toe and be out for because
they were running from the locker room right right three,
you will be in the hospital. You potentially could die. Yeah,

(14:35):
it makes sense, Yes, absolutely, I'm just saying that it
isn't as easy as you save their life and then
they go on to the dynasty. Uh huh uh huh.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
I want to say, like, the kind hearted person in
me wants to say, well, I am older than Caleb Williams,
I've lived a longer life, and maybe if I do
that out of the kindness of my heart, he'll take
good care of my family. She put it life on
the line for me, so I'm gonna do the same
for her family and take care of her like financially.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, you know.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
What I mean.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, he's gonna write you are a Bears fantasy exactly.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
But at the end of the day, dude, don't walk
in front of cars. You know. You learn that at
a very young age. Stay out of the trap.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
All still do that. So I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, I might give him a little tug on his shirt, like, bro,
come on over here, okay, but.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Give me one hundred percent, one hundred percent. He's a
good quarterback man now again, Yeah, you're right, doesn't guarantee
that they're gonna win. He could stub his toe, anything
could happen, break his thumb, you know, masturbating whatever, you know,
anything could happen. But Brock's a good quarterback. He's proved himself.
So I would totally push him out of the way,

(15:51):
and I'll take the hit from the car, be it
a Kia or whatever the case is. I'll go into
the hospital. I'll spend the next six weeks recovering Brock.
Get your autograph, Jersey, right, you just you go go
play and and if I want to ask anything from
your Brock, just dedicate one game. One game. So the

(16:15):
guy that saved your ass, that'd be me. Yeah, I'm
I'm Steve Bartman. I'm if you know, don't remember who
that is. That is the Cubs fan who caught the
ball who potentially ruined the Cubs chance of winning the
World Series. Uh and like never was the same, Like

(16:35):
he had to quit his job and move like it
was bad. Yes, okay, oh yeah, go down the rabbit hole.
This is a fairly recent thing. Yeah, I'm not. I
got too many people counting on me. I don't want
to be in the hospital. And I may say I
may give a hey, hey, hey, yeah, so I.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Give him three hayes.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
But if you don't save Patrick Mahomes from getting hit
by this truck, right, this imaginary Dodge twenty five hundred
super cab truck, right, then they go on to lose.
And now you're getting death threats because everybody in the
world knows you had the opportunity to save Patrick and

(17:23):
you didn't. You thought of yourself, You selfish bastard. And
now they're they're three peace gone. There are three piece
gone because you think it'd be shamfyte.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Right, because I wanted to save my life.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, and what.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
If it's just a little smart car.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Is okay or something like that, a little dots seven? Uh, yeah,
that's not Let's change it because the car is I
feel like there's too many Like why is he walking
in the street but you've been drinking, celebrating our friendship.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Opening up is restaurant?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
What about jumping in front for a bullet? Would you
take a bullet for your QB. That's really what we're
talking about. That's why I don't know if the car
really demonstrates it. You're not taking what's the I'm intrigued
what's the difference then, why would that be more? Hold on,
why would that be more? Getting hit by a bullet

(18:28):
is not definitely dying, true, As right asked DJ Tupac
got shot five times and still lived. I'm just saying
you can get shot and survive. There's you can that.
I would argue if you had to take two things
getting hit by a car, there's a higher chance you
might die from getting hit by a car because the

(18:48):
internal injuries you will get where a bullet, they can
at least go Yeah, we know where you've been hit.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
And being a Chicago Bears fan, the odds of me
having to take a bullet for my QB are wig
than getting hit by a car.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
So are you making a joke about the crime rap? Okay,
all right, and we're staying on topic.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Odds, the odds are much greater.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, nobody in Chicago. Why that's happening?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
But still greater odds. I'm not doing it. No, I still.
I wasn't gonna jump out in front of the car either.
I was just gonna give him a pull on his
shirt and hope for the best.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
And pay for it. Give your family money. Okay, gimpy.
I still would, Okay, I would. I would totally take
a bullet for BRONC because I feel like there might
be a section of the of Levi Stadium named after me,
or Levi Stadium might be the Levi Gimpi McGee Levi

(19:46):
Stadium Memorial Stadium. There you go. I like it. I
like it. I saved your quarterback. I took a bullet.
That doesn't mean I'm gonna die or anything. And if
I do, you know, that just makes me a martyr
for the team. And I'm okay with that.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
The gimpin ain't easy.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I love it. I love it right there in the
end zone right there. I love that the hashtag gimping
ain't easy. Party time end zone where the beers are free. Well, no,
they are not giving up a revenue. Listen, the people
that have the stadium don't care that you saved where
there's another quarterback. Where down the line the bud lights

(20:21):
are heavily discounted, sister, gotta make some money off of it. No,
if anything, they might give you the uh the the
non alcoholic section because they weren't worried about selling beers there. Anyway,
I was watching this video. It's a guy who he
tries to sneak into college stadiums, right, and he when
they're not open, like when there's not a game, to
see if he can get on the field right. But

(20:42):
in NFL games, he tries to see how long it
takes for them to get kicked out of a stadium,
like when the game's over, right, and the NFL suit
him in all these things, but nonetheless, he's at one
stadium and he's trying to figure out how he can
stay as long as possible, and he sees a bunch
of people congregating in one of the end zones after
the game, like people have left, and so he's like, well,

(21:03):
I'm gonna go hang out with them because there's you know,
power and mass, And so he goes down there and
he's sitting. Unbeknownst to him, it is a sermon faith
type of thing happening. Yeah, which is fine, makes sense. Sure,
I didn't know they did these after games, and neither
did this guy. And he's they're just giving slurman after
sermon after sermon, and he's sting like, Okay, I'm gonna leave.

(21:27):
Point being is there's always some spot available, so now
an alcoholic could be I'll take it regardless, even if
it's just one empty seat right that has you know,
it's red seat stadium seating, and it's got Gampi McGhee
embroidered on the back of it, and that seat just
constantly stays empty. I'm okay with that. So when the

(21:51):
camera crews come panning around, we got a beautiful crowd.
There's the forty nine ers cheerleaders, and and there's the
empty seat of Gimpi McGee, the man who saved Rock
Purdy took a bullet for him. I'll be happy with that, bro,
I'll be happy with that. Of like I would watch baseball,

(22:12):
I'd watch Royals baseball, and they would always when you'd
watching the games, they would show Buck O'Neil, a Negro
League player player for the Kansity Monarchs, and then when
he died, they would be like, there's where Buck houst
to sit? So you are comparing yourself to a pioneer. Sure, okay, absolutely.
Text that came in says the Cowboys sell TV time,

(22:33):
their fans tune in to watch them win, and everyone
else tunes in to watch them lose.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
All about the money. So I went down.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I had to check real quick who do you think
average TV viewers of the national football games in the
United States by team, which teams have the highest viewership.
I'll go ahead and spoil it for everybody. The Cowboys
are first. What do you think the number two team
is for average TV viewers? For the most average TV viewers,

(23:00):
I want to say it's it's probably the Chiefs the Patriots.
The Chiefs are they are fifth, okay, so top ten,
top on. The Patriots are damn near the bottom. Okay.

(23:23):
Fun So that leads me to like underdogs, right the Browns,
I am shocked. What number two is the Raiders? H
So the Browns? Uh, they are near the bottom. The Raiders,
they are in the middle. Where's the Colts lying on

(23:45):
that list?

Speaker 6 (23:46):
Indianapolis Colts?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
They are near the bottom of Packers.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Packers, that's good.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
People love the Packers. They are in the top ten. Okay.
How about Steelers. The Steelers again, great team. People love
watching them. I think they could rival as America's team.
They are just.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Below halfway Okay.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
The Vikings.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
The Vikings. Nobody cares about them except their color purple.
And that's a pretty cool color. Right in the middle, Okay,
their standing looks cool. As us right now. For sure,
I would love to go because it just looks like
a Viking ship. You're like, this is cool. What about
the what about the Eagles? Eagles are third? That makes sense. Eagles.

(24:35):
There's a lot of Eagles fans. I consider them a
team that you're like, oh, you're an Eagles fan.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
Interesting. I'm always shocked by that number.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Two.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Washington Commanders really and viewers.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Second most viewed watched football team on television. I don't know,
since is that stass last year? Okay, okay, they.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Were good last year.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, I just think of them, maybe because since they
changed from the Redskins to the Commanders. Maybe that's why.
Let's just see how this plays out. Blah blah blah. No,
and it's neck and neck with the Cowboys, like it's
depending on the coin flip, it could be the other team.
It was Cowboys and Indians for the longest time until
it changed to the Commanders, So I could I could
see that so carrying on a tradition so quickly, those Cowboys, Commanders, Eagles,

(25:24):
forty nine Ers, Chiefs, Lions, Bills. Probably because it's so
cold and snowy there all the time. Texans Packer Seahawks, Jets, Giants, Raiders, Dolphins, Vikings, Bears.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
Okay, all right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
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Speaker 5 (26:30):
Live Shrimp a Tacks diner. He wasn't going out.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
He's a nice guy without a fights.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
This video redefines food fight. A diner in China was
reduced to tears after a vicious shrimp turned the tables
on her at a hot pot restaurant, and the video
is on TikTok. The video has been seen nearly five
million times. In the video, which was taken at an

(26:58):
undisclosed establishment, the woman is trying to dunk her crustacean,
which is still alive in a pot with some other seafood. However,
this spunky shrimp was not having it because it hops
out of her hand, out of the chopstick she was using,

(27:18):
and she tries to get it a second time and
it clinches onto her arm.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I mean, Clinch is a pretty over the top world.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
No, it gets her.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
I'm watching it. That is not Clinch.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
And she starts screaming.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
I mean she's scared, yes.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Yeah, And then she is crying and it's a waiter
comes over and he's trying to get this thing off
of her arm and it's not letting go, and she's
in pain.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I mean, we don't know, we can't see what's happening. Oh.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
She ends up in embarrassment and she's in tears, and
she ends up stops recording the video because she's just
in agony. And people are comment and good for that shrimp.
He wasn't going out without a fight. Like it's hilarious.
I think it's a Shrimp's like, you're gonna try to

(28:14):
hurt me, I hurt you back.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
It's a shrimp. How much damage could it possibly do?

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Right, it's a pretty big shrimp but still.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Got a small mouth. Like I don't know what, like,
I don't even know if shrimp have teeth.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Oh, well, I guess it's it's four arms that it
clinches on with. It's not necessarily law claws. It's the
type of feet that it haunds. I guess.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Now you're just making things.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
When you look at it, it looks like every shrimp.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, and maybe the shrimp did that because it is
annoyed with everybody constantly filming everything they do. Right, It's like, fine,
this is my chance to get bag at this bait?
Can you say that? On it? A woman tries to

(29:05):
run over her boyfriend on the way to couple's therapy.
This comes out of Minnesota, don't you know where? There's Gal.
She's thirty. Her names for Veronica, and her and her
boyfriend every year were on their way to a couple's therapy.
Well they got started, are youing back and forth? Which
is probably why they're on the way to coup's therapy
to begin with the way her boyfriend was like you

(29:25):
know what it, I'm done, and then ends the relationship
there in the car on the way to therapy. She
stops the car tells them to get the hell out.
Hell yeah, get the hell out of my car, totally right.
So he does. He's like, okay, sure done, I'll lub
her home, get my stuff. Be done. So he gets
out of the car and he's walking in front of

(29:45):
the car to get to the sidewalk, and that's when,
according to him, anyway, she floored it and hit him
with the car. He rolls over the hood, breaks the windshield,
cuts his arm on the windshield, lands on the ground. Eventually,
she stopped, called nine one one police and emergency crews
come out. He told the police what had happened. She

(30:08):
told them that at first she didn't see the man
as she was pulling away, and then later on admitted
that she did hit him. She says that she was
just in shock after hitting the man, that she didn't
stop right away, but she did lay off the gas
either way. Now she is looking at a couple of

(30:30):
charges second degree assault, criminal vehicular operation with bodily harm,
gross negligence, and domestic assault. The comments on this story
are my ex wife and I attended couple's therapy. The
therapist was a licensed psychiatrist and was a woman I
knew it was not going to work when I was

(30:50):
only allowed to talk halfway through our fourth session. Well
maybe girl backbone and say I'd like to say something, right.
And the comment to that comment is most therapists and
psychiatrists are quacks. Didn't work for you? Huh.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Another one.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
The moment couple's therapy is suggested for you and your girlfriend,
you ended immediately. The whole point of girlfriend phase is
to see if she's a keeper. Therapy means she's not. Wow,
I mean they've only been together a year, less than
a year? Right, Well, this is speaking in general. Uh huh.
And I think going to a couple's therapy means you

(31:32):
want to try and work on it and you don't
possess the tools to try to work on it. Yep,
but yep, but yeah, But should couples already be in
couple's therapy if they're only in a year. In a
year like that year's like the honeymoon phase, you shouldn't
be dealing with couple's therapy for at least another three

(31:53):
to five. I think it's that's a fair assessment. But
I also think it's important to note that just because
you're in a relationship doesn't mean you have the tool
capable of resolving differences, right, And that's why you go
see this. Will you go with someone that can play
a neutral third party and not let you speak till
the fourth time? Right? Right?

Speaker 6 (32:11):
So you learn your place. That is a fantastic story.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Man holds clerks at gunpoint over candy return dispute happens
at South Carolina, where thirty six year old Joshua Kim
was under arrest after pulling out a gun in a
candy store and holding employees at gunpoint over candy he
wanted to return. This happened, of course, at Sugar Life
ice Cream and Candy, where Kim reportedly wanted to return

(32:39):
some candy when a manager told him that candy's returns
weren't allowed, which is supposedly made clear during the checkout process.
An argument ensued. That's when police say the peace came out,
with an employee saying that Kim said, quote, I put
a chunk in your head if you don't bring me

(32:59):
back my money right now. It's no lie. It's no lie.
Surveillance video appears to back up the employee's account of
what happened. Kim was later arrested at a resort where
he and a female companion were staying, and he had
cocaine and wheat on him. You say, had to have

(33:20):
been those little stinky little peanut buttered orange and black
wrapped things. Those are the things. The orange Oh yeah,
old people say that. Yeah, along with the chick o
stick Yeah, and the bit to honey. Those are good.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
I love bit of honey. Oh no, delicious.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
They aren't good.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
They are, you know, that's why they sell a ton
of them.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
They are hard to find.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Because they're so good, because they're so good, right.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Yeah, sure, seemed to always I always.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Weird, weird? Do you have to blow the dust off
of them? All the uh chicken feed dust gold as hardware.
I'm gonna get some screws, some lumber and some game
check it set up some them, some a mox of
silling right, and some bido honey and uh cherry mash.

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Speaker 5 (35:10):
The second most watched NFL team on television, the Washington
Commanders have named Jaden Daniels their starting quarterback. The second
overall pick in the twenty twenty four NFL draft, has
started Washington's first two preseason games, completing twelve to fifteen
passes for one hundred and twenty three yards. He will
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(35:31):
opening game since Robert Griffin third in twenty twelve. Twenty
twenty four will be the seventh Street season the Commanders
have had a different Week one starter than the season prior.
The Chiefs are closing out the preseason this week. Kansas
City will host the Chicago Bears on Thursday night at
Arrowhead Stadium. The Chiefs come off at twenty four to

(35:52):
twenty three loss to the Detroit Lions and the second
week of preseason play. Head coach Andy Reid said yesterday
that He expects a defensive tackle Chris Jones, and starting
offensive lineman Juwan Taylor and Joe Toney to be available
for the team's regular season opener on September fifth.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
No starters are playing Thursday, So.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
So you're saying we got a chance.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
I don't even know if your starters are playing.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Yeah. The Cowboys are closing out the preseason this weekend.
Dallas is going to host the Los Angeles Chargers on
Saturday afternoon at at and T Stadium. The Cowboys come
off at twenty seven to twelve victory over the Las
Vegas Raiders in the second week of preseason play. They
enter the week at one in one another news, offensive

(36:39):
tackle Earl Bostick Junior has been placed on injured reserve
with a leg injury, and the Texans are at home
for their final preseason game. Houston will host the Los
Angeles Rams on Saturday afternoon at NRG Stadium. The Texans
are coming off a twenty eight to ten win over
the New York Giants last weekend.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
C J.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
Stroud has come leaded nine of fourteen passes for one
hundred and twenty nine yards and one touchdown through the
team's first three preseason contests. The Texans will enter this
game at two to one, and the University of Oklahoma
Athletics department announced it will honor the nineteen seventy four
nineteen seventy five National Championship OU football teams during the

(37:20):
Sooner season opener against Temple on Friday, August thirty at
the Norman. This season marks the fiftieth the universary of
OU's nineteen seventy four national title. Former head coach Barry
Switzer and many of his players, coaches, and support staff
members from those teams will be recognized on Owen Field
at halftime of the contest against the Owls. They'll also

(37:41):
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Speaker 5 (38:31):
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Speaker 1 (38:56):
Good morning Getbee, Well, good morning Corbyn. Here in a
couple of hours at you're gonna get your first shot
to win a trip for two to the iHeartRadio Music Festival,
which is in Vegas in September. Just keep listening for
that keyword. So there's a trend going around where you
ask Ai to roast your social media pages, and so

(39:19):
I took the liberty to go to your guys's and
a couple celebrities to let AI roast. There is a
repeated theme that happens in these roasts. But they're they're fun.
I don't think any of them are too abrasive or
over the top, but nonetheless, so Gimpi's yes, Wow, Gimpy

(39:43):
McGee six ' nine. Your profile pick is given off
strong quote. I just woke up after a three day
gaming marathon and still haven't found the shower vibes. If
we could channel your commitment to the next level hairstyle
into something productive, you might just invent a way to
turn mountain dew into actual life goals. But hey, at
least you're consistent, consistently hilarious. Well that's that's fun. I

(40:06):
think that was that bad. Yeah, that's pretty retarded. I mean, uh,
and I say that because my profile picture it's just me.
I've got my hat on. We're it's at the uh
crawl for cancer, uh huh. And I was thinking, like, okay,
because I did have one on her where I was
at Orocklahoma ut about to do a break, had my
headphones on right, And I was like, how did you
get to this gaming reference? Thinking that maybe it was

(40:27):
the one with my headphones on right, But it's not
that picture. So yeah, I don't know why you're getting offensive,
you know, Oh, I'm not getting defensive, just trying to
figure out this AI and like how it got there.
It's like trying to figure out why it puts another
finger on hands, like, I don't know what to tell you.
I can't do that for him. I changed it. I
gave it a different command because the first one I
I I added some words to it to try and

(40:49):
get it to h do a longer one and like
the way it turned out. So I U retracted a
bunch of the words and just said roast gimpy, right,
fair enough, And so this is what it did after that.
Your profile is like a time capsule of bad decisions
and questionable fashion choices. If sarcasm were a currency, you'd

(41:09):
be a billionaire. But sadly it's not enough to upgrade
that dial up wit of yours. Keep on being you, though,
because someone has to make the rest of us look good. Now.
That I felt like was a better way, better than
whether it's accur or not. But I was like, okay,
that felt on brand. Yeah, I like that one. Lindsey's yourself.

(41:30):
Your selfies are like an episode of a reality show,
always the same drama, just with a different filter. If
procrastination we're an Olympic sport, you'd have more gold than
your Instagram captions claim. You do. Keep shining, though, because
someone has to make basic look like an art form. Yeah,
I didn't get any of that.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
No, because I don't even use filters.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
I don't know why you're getting defensive flower. Yeah yeah, silly. Yeah,
getting defensive is silly. Yes. So I don't have like
an active one that I post stuff to. And so
I just said roast us okay, And it says your
posts are like a time capsule from two thousand and nine,

(42:14):
when status updates were as random as your Wi Fi connection.
If mastering the art of avoiding the gym, we're a talent,
you'd have a trophy case full of excuses keep those
outdated memes coming, though. Someone has to keep the nostalgia alive.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
That awesome.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Wow, that was a good one, I thought. And then
I tried to pick some celebrities. Okay, and so I
went with Lindsey's heart throb Ryan Reynolds. Okay, your Instagram
is a shrine to peak dad joke energy and relentless
self deprecation. It's like you're auditioning to be the Internet's

(42:55):
favored uncle. But let's be real, no amount of sarcasm
can cover up the fact that your true superpower is
turning every post into a promo for Aviation Gin. Keep hustling, though,
because someone's got to keep Ryan Reynolds relevant in the world.
Full of Ryan's spot on. I felt like that was
pretty good because it does us feel like he's constantly

(43:16):
trying to be your favorite uncle spot on yeah, or
promoting whatever he's got, whether it's the was it the
ment phone company or whatever? Yeah? Yeah, yeah for Gimbee,
I did. Kate Upton, Okay, nice Kate. Your instagram is
like a perfect storm of beach photos and hair flips.
It's hard to tell if you're modeling or just making

(43:36):
the rest of us feel bad for skipping leg Day.
But hey, keep those glamour shots coming, because someone has
to remind us that not all of us were born
to be a Sports Illustrated cover star. I thought that
was mediocre. Yeah, Patrick Mahomes. For me, your instagram is
like a highlight reel of greatness on the field and

(43:58):
in your haircare routine. You throw touchdowns like it's nothing,
but let's be honest, you probably spend more time perfecting
the sidearm pass then figuring out how to caption your posts.
Keep flexing, though, because someone has to remind us that
not all of us can throw a football like a
rocket and still have time to be a TikTok sensation mediocre.

(44:19):
So try not to get your feelers pussies, because here's
some political ones. I'll let you guess who you I
won't even say the name. You decide which politician this is?
Yours only two really to choose from. Right now, your
Instagram is like a never ending rerun of your greatest hits, selfies,
golf swings, and more self congratulations than an awards show.

(44:40):
If confidence were an economy, you'd have a monopoly monopoly
on it. But hey, keep posting those nostalgic throwbacks because
someone has to keep reminding us of what life was
like before the tweets stopped. H that's Trump. Yeah, and
I'm picking up on the continuous repeating here.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Yeah, yeah, basic formula.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Yeah, this one, yours is a masterclass and smiling through chaos,
whether it's a global crisis or another awkward photo op.
You've got that polished politician vibe down. But let's be honest,
we're all just here to see if you'll drop a
playlist that isn't straight out of a campaign focus group.
Keep it up, though someone's got to keep things looking

(45:19):
cool under pressure.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
So dropping a playlist that sounds more like Barack Obama.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Right, But there's really only two politicians right now that
everybody's talking about, so big comm one. Yeah, and if
we've picked Donald Trump the other one that left him, Yeah,
I thought that one was weak. I think that could
have come with some more heat. But when it comes
to these celebrities, they all are right. Ryan Reynolds was
kind of weak, Kate Uptons was kind of weak, these
other two.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
I mean, I thought Ryan Reynolds was spot on.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
You don't have to be abrasive to cut I guess
you're right, right, and using any AI gener in most
of them, they have a disclaimer like, hey, pretty nice, right,
it couldn't be nice. I'm gonna take it away, right,
so there's a little bit of p genius to it,
you're right. Yeah. And then I, before I ran out

(46:09):
of free ones, uh, I picked Diddy to do as one,
And when I looked at his social media, there wasn't
a lot like he's kind to clean it up. I
don't know if you guys are aware he's got a
problem that he's trying to navigate from a pr standpoint,

(46:29):
just one, Huh, Diddy, Your Instagram is like a NonStop
highlight reel of private jets, lavish parties, and motivational quotes,
because nothing says latable like reminding us you're richer before
breakfast than we'll be in a lifetime. You've reinvented yourself
more times than your wardrobe. But let's be real, we're
all just waiting to see what name you're gonna go

(46:52):
by next. Keep doing you, though, because someone's got to
remind us that success comes.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
With a whole lot of flexing.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Not awesome, No, not awesome, but spot on about which
name are you gonna come up with next? Because the
cat's gone through like six names in the past twenty years.
Diddy h Puff, Daddy Puff right, Puffy Puffy Puffy, Yeah,
p Diddy, p Diddy? And then there was just Sean

(47:22):
Oh yeah, what his mama name?

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Sean Diddy Combs?

Speaker 6 (47:29):
How many alter egos should you be allowed to have?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Would you consider each one of those name changes an
alter ego?

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Okay, yeah, I don't know, because I mean Snoop Dogg
had a few too.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
He had Snoop lyon when he went on to his
little Rastafarian kick. But for the most part, it's been
Snoop Snoop Dogg or calling him Snoop or Snoop Dogg
is not the same as an alter ego. I was
getting the one with with Snoop lyon and that'd be,
you know, an alter which I don't think a lot
of people know. What do you think?

Speaker 6 (48:03):
What are you trying to recall?

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Try? I mean he went by I thought he went by.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
His real name. Well, those are very I feel like
those might be variations of his name. Calvin Brotis might
be what you're thinking, but that's his real name. But
he never put out an album or as an artist
ever said Hey I'm Calvin Brod, Right, Calvin Brotis I
think is his name. Yeah, so maybe prince for sure?

(48:30):
Yeah yeah. How many alter egoes do you get before
you're just you know, have multiple personalities. I mean I've
been someone and I'm not. This isn't picking on anybody,
but like, I'm not someone who likes nicknames for me, right,
Like I've never been somebody who's like I got to
have a nickname, right, So I don't know if I'm

(48:51):
there with like, hey, if you have a nickname, you
have a mental problem, right, you need an alternate personality.
Now you may. Now I will say you may need
an alternate personality because some people aren't comfortable and they
need like some reason to encourage them to step out right.
And that's I don't think that's a bad thing. But

(49:12):
when you have Puffy Shawn Combs, yeah, Puff Daddy Pete did, Like,
now we're getting a little ridiculous. Yeah, when you're like, no,
my name is prince, and then my name is a
symbol like okay, and then back to Prince. Yeah, I
find it hard to believe after you've been established for
a while that you now need a different name to

(49:34):
help you step out on the stage every day. I'll
give it to Prince, even the symbol formally known as Prince. Like,
I don't think that was like one of those I
need this to help me out to further myself in
my career. You know, he did it for legal reasons,
you know, I don't think he did it, not like

(49:56):
p did. He's doing it or his legal reasons, something
to do with the record label and like music rights
or whatever. I kind of forget what happened there, but
there's like a whole thing that went on. That's why
he changed it from prince to the symbol, right, and
then and then once all that settled down, he went
from the symbol back to being prints with with puff Daddy.
You know, it was puff Daddy, Pee Diddy, Diddy Puffy.

(50:20):
You see what I'm saying, And I think that is
you know, I'm I'm trying to change things to help myself. Okay, So,
whether this is true or not, his motivation was never
clearly stated. It is assumed it was a ploy to
get out of his contract with his longtime label.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Yeah sounds well, that's not honest or awesome either.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Right. That means you're trying to evade your responsibilities or
even if you think you're getting taken advantage of. Right,
that's still a little sneaky. Now, we could save this
for Thursday. But was his overdose accidental? I mean, I
mean he could go down an argument of or any
of them accidental. I hear what you're saying. You know,
you're well aware the dangerous He's already changed his name

(51:02):
to a symbol to try to get out of his contract,
you know, and then he's like, oh crap, I got
to do something. Well, I've already changed my name. I can't.
I can't do that again. I don't want to be
puff Daddy or Yeah Diddy or whatever the East call him.
You know what, I'm just gonna go ahead and take
something on be done with it. I think if you,
you know, make your as you're trying to establish yourself

(51:23):
as an artist, and you make your name Prince or
you make your name uh machine Gun Kelly or Kesha
or a Ladygut or whatever, Sting whatever, like, that's different.
But when you've established yourself and then you change it again,
I think that that's where you're like, why, that's seems
like a little bit of split personality behavior. I've got

(51:44):
to go by an alter ego, right again, if you
need it for to deal with social ability to step
out on stage, Like, hey, I need to transform myself
into Sting to step on stage because I'm so socially awkward.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
I don't trust myself.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
You know what I'm saying is an alias to check
into a hotel. That's different.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
Well, I think that's completely different.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
That's a security issue, right, Yeah, that's obvious you're not
that's obviously you're not going by that. Yeah, but can anybody?
I mean, when I don't know because I don't work
in the hospitality industry, right, but like, can can I
call the Marriott and be like, hey, is Garth Brooks
staying there? You know? And then the clerk will tell

(52:27):
me yes or no? Can they do that? I think
the alias thing of a hotel. Now we could have
some of our many listeners who work in the hospitality
industry check us on this. I think that's a movie thing, okay, right,
I think it used to be a thing, but they
have since said, hey, I can't confirm or deny somebody's
in this hotel. You can't when I'm saying, hey, I'm

(52:48):
staying at the Holiday in Holidame and see the rapids,
you can't call them and go hey, can I speak
with Corbyn? They go, uh, right, I don't know what
you're talking about, right, but if you happen to know
a room ler in connect me to agree. Yes. I
feel like that's a little different, so I don't even
now it's just like a thing. I believe celebrities feel
like they have to do so because it's not cool.

(53:10):
You're not cool enough to be able to go on
stage and have a tour boss and all these other things.
You've now also to continue to feel cool, I've got
to have an alias. I'm under Winston Churchhill, right, because
I don't know how you do that. I don't know.
I have checked into many hotels. I don't know if
I could check into a hotel, I get my credit
card and go, by the way, I'm going to need

(53:33):
you to change my name to Winston Churchill to uh mcgrooper.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
They go uh.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Because again, what if you're Robert Plant and you're checking
into a hotel, it's well, everybody's well aware this VIP
is showing up. But if I am Bob just starting
out my career, I was trying to think of an
A SEE lister musician starting out my career, and I'm like, hey,

(54:04):
I need to be under analyst.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
It can be like who are no, here's your key?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yeah, they get out of here. We do. Unless I'm
just trying to figure out the logistics of how you
would book a room under an alias. Yeah, I don't know.
I've never I've never done it before.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
You've booked plenty of hotel rooms.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
If I were an A list celebrity, I would just
say to the front desk, by the way, if anyone
at I'm not staying here under any circumstance.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
As there's a mob of people outside the front door,
Papa ro chanting your name. Yeah. The ability to be
that incognito anymore is pretty rare. Yeah, I feel like,
and now we're talking about what level of celebrity do
you need an alias check into a hotel? Right? The

(54:56):
people that have one hundred thousand followers on Instagram think
that are famous, which they may be Instagram, but I'm
not not all around, you know. I was seeing they
were showing post Malone was playing the Grand Old Opry, right, yeah,
and they were showing some of the celebrities, and then
I went down a rabbit hole of people playing the
Grand Old Opry and one of I forget who it was,

(55:21):
was saying like, you aren't a country music star until
you play in the circle, right, And I'm like, yeah,
that makes sense. But how many people say their country
music stars that have never done that? Right? We talk
a lot all the time of how many times you
have to do something before you can say you were that.
Do you tell one joke on an open mic night
and suddenly you're a comedian? I don't know if that's true.

(55:44):
You're trying to be a comedian. How many open mics
do you have to do to be a comedian? Some
would argue, if I do it once, I'm a comedian.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
You climb one mountain.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Listen, Climbing a mountain is different than trying to climb
a mountain. And I think if you're trying to be
a comedian, that's not climbing a mountain. So just a
real quick Google search of country music stars that have
never played the Grand Old Opry, right, because that makes
sense to say that comment. You're not a country music
star until you play the Grand Old Opry. That makes sense.

(56:19):
I think so well. George Straits never played the Grand
Old Opry. You're not gonna call him not a country
star exactly. Miranda Lambert, faith Hill, Okay, Ken he check,
Hank Williams Senior and Junior never played. Yeah, they're pretty
big deals, So I don't disagree. Huh, that's interesting. And

(56:39):
don't forget Skeeter Davis. They've never played well, that's all.
Don't even go down the Skeeter Davis Raffitt hole. Please
Skeeter Davis who. I'm curious to the logic behind that,
because why would it make sense to let post Malone,
which accomplished musician, clearly, very talented, clearly can play both

(57:02):
sides of the coin, right, he gets that credit, right,
but Hank does it? Yeah, that makes zero sense to me.
So what's the politics involved? Right on?

Speaker 6 (57:16):
What are you know?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
George right? Right? Why someone that's that is a fun
philosophical run me down?

Speaker 6 (57:24):
This run me down? How this works?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Right? Right? How do you get to that point? How
come this guy can do it? A guy that's never
really done country music, I e. Post Malone, Right, it's
pretty new just getting into it, right, But yet legends
like George straight is it maybe he's been invited and
turned it just says no, yeah, that's possibility. But invited
now that might be a different question to look up,
like how many have been turned down? Plane? Right? Because

(57:50):
if he's turned down, that's a whole other ball wax, right,
that's a whole other thing of life. He's like, ha,
I'm good, I don't I don't need that smoke. Or
Hank turned it down, or maybe they have a rule
that like, hey, you can you know, you've got to
follow us a rigid schedule to play.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
At the Grand Old Warfare, or since they moved.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Maybe there's this politic of feeling like it's not a
real it's not the real because it's not the original
place right says here. George Strait has turned down an
invitation to play the Opry, says he prefers to stay
in Texas, so that's personal thing for him. I don't
want to go to Tennessee. That I'm fine, But he
tours right exactly, so that means that's silly. Chris Stapleton,

(58:32):
Eric Church, faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Luke Bryan, Miranda Lambert,
Morganwall and Hank Williams Junior, Jason Alden and Cody Johnson
says here that they all have turned down both. That
seems to be such a prestigious thing, right they hold
it up on a pedestal like playing the Opry is
this amazing, magnificent feature in your country music career? So well,

(58:52):
who would you turn it down? Okay?

Speaker 6 (58:54):
We can so are who are accolades for?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Right? So to play that? Is it more of like
you need? That? Does Chris Stapleton go, I don't need
that to establish who I am as a musician. But
where post Malone, you could argue the label put pressure
or paid some fear like people are always talking about
rock bands are like, oh, I played the Troubadour in La.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
You pay to play.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Anybody can play the Troubadour, right, So when you have
a when you try to tout that as a credit
or an accolade, it means it's you paid for it.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
That doesn't mean anything that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Right, So I could see where maybe a record and
I don't know this about the Grand Older, but were
they paid to have post Malone in there so they
could give him this? It has this aura a little bit. Yeah,
we're straight and you know, Moran and all these other
people are like, ah, I'm fine, right because nobody ever
that I know that loves country music man and he

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played the Grand Old Opry or I don't like him.
He's never played the Grand Old. I've never heard that
from a country music either.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
But people are like, if you want people to take
you seriously as a country artist, post Malone.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yeah, but I don't think. I think the only reason
a country fan doesn't take post Malone seriously is because
he's crossover.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Because as a Texter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Sent in his music, he's so underestimated. He's incredibly talented,
horrible dancer gone awful, like is he having? Is he
medically okay? Dancer worse than me maybe, but underestimated musician,
and they just go, well, he's from crossover some country

(01:00:34):
music purists or that way. They're like crossover.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Only true, only play our music. All right, we gotta
take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
We'll be back from Tulsa's Morning Show.

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Is getting right back to the big Man Morning Show,
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What is your name?

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Hey?

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How are you today?

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Good? How are you good? Hank? Who would you like
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This is a British singer. She smoked a lot of

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crack and this is the place that people told her
that she needed to go to stop smoking crack. Rehab there.
This is the queen of pop and this is a song.
I don't know how it goes, but there's a woman's
magazine named after this. And there was also a girl

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group in the early nineties called N Blank and they
sang never going to get it, Never going to get it?
What was that again? Hank? An sinc No, that's a
boy band, but some people would probably say that's a
girl band. So N Blank three black women. They say,

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You're never gonna get it. The blank is all I
need info in vogue. There you go, take the end
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This guy wore parachute pants and his most popular song

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time time, Time Time two. Now, henk, hang on, that
might be good enough for the wind don't go anywhere? Okay,
all right, I mean it's so excited the queen of
pop in sync. Wow, totally never know. They'll probably be
doing a laundry detergent commercial anytimes. Right, good morning, you're
on the air. What is your name? Terry Terry? Yes,

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Terry Terry.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
You and Lindsay have to beat two?

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Okay, Oh thank god?

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Very confident? Are you ready?

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I'm ready? Here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Another word for picture.

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Portrait, think of another one.

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This is a rock brand, a rock band not popular,
very popular around the time. Creed was very popular.

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Another work of picture, Yes, well, man.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Picture afraid if I say that, it's going to be
the chorus.

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Man picture.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Look at this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Photograph.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Uh. This is Lindsey Buckingham a band and the nick
Blank started this band and they saying this on what
happens when it rains so much? Take my love, take
it down, climb the mountain and turn around.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Time time time. Man, you got really confident there, Terry, Yes, sir,
thank you so much. Funny having good day. That's amazing, Hank,
congratulations you're getting those VP tickets to Oklahoma with Campy.

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Hang on line man, Terry, Wow, I don't know if
the nickel Back woul account because you sing the chorus.
Look at this photograph is the chorus? Chad Kroger is
the lead singer. If you buy something and it costs
five cents and you give me a dime, you get

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five cents back, Yeah, five cents in return right by
the way, you get changed. Terry is gonna be like,
so like, how did I not know? Photograph? That was amazing?
I saw your two cards, Lindsay, and I went, she's
got this in the back?

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
Yeah, give me this is what she ended on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah, this is it's got, it's got, goddamn it. What's
your name? Christy McVay and Lindsey Buckingham, Mick Fleetwood and
I'm spacing on the other one. The ghost singer The
Pumpkins did a cover of this, sure so did the
Dixie Yes, a lot of them did. Yeah, And Lindsay's

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kind of on a path when it comes to weather
patterns when it rains a lot, the the mountain, will
you know, run down into Yeah, this blank is your
blank and the metal thing that burns your ass in
grade school.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Yeah, on the playground.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Yeah, landslide and then the one that he ended on Lindsay.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
Strike a Pose. This was Yeah, she couldn't say that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
That would be the chorus.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
No, it's not, okay, I don't I don't necessarily know
if this actual song has a chorus to it. Yes. Yeah, Uh.
She's actually touring again. She's had so much plastic surgery.
Everyone makes fun of her. She dated just about everyone,
slept with everyone that doesn't humongous like a virgin singer,

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borderline singer, holiday singer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
She has a biblical name.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
She yes, uh so, And don't just stand there. Let's
get to it. Strike compose. There's nothing to it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Isn't that the chorus?

Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
I guess so.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
I think you're right. There's not a lot of words.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
But that would be a tough I think that is
a tough one, especially if you give the female fashion
magazine reference and no one gets it. Yeah, right, I'm
doing what I could. That's why I went with the
other girl band and Vogue took him a while. I
think that's do here. He finally got there.

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It doesn't matter because it was enough for a win record.

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Now, Wow, keeps me in a lead with eleven, keeps
her with eight, It keeps you with seven.

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Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
The Royals maintained their lead in the American League Wildcard
race following a five to three win over the Angels
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while Salvador Perez drove in three runs. Seth Lugo earned
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or you can call I'm an eight four six Oh.
KMOD says, my fifteen year old daughter has turned into
a vile person. She's either telling me to f off
or her mother. She gets in your face, confrontational, turns red.

(01:13:26):
We aren't sure where she has seen this type of behavior.
She is too young. We think she is too young
to kick her out, and spanking feels ridiculous at this age.
What should we do? So you're teenagers? Being a teenager,
I'd like to think Not all teenagers are get in

(01:13:48):
your face and fu. Yeah. Not all of them are
on the Maury Povid Show for sure, for sure. But
still teenagers are unruly little bastards anyway. Just that's that,
That is the major consensus amongst all teenagers everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Okay, Yeah, does this just happen overnight?

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
You know? I think it does. I think it does.
I think they wake up one day, you know, shortly
after their thirteenth birthday, and they're like, you know what,
now's the time I'm going to be an asshole until
I'm at least you know, twenty, So for the next
seven years, this is what you get to do. I mean,
you've said that about all kids of all ages, so

(01:14:31):
I'm not sure you really feel that about thirteen, right right,
right right now. But I have raised a couple of teenagers,
and they can be unruly sometimes, you know, most times,
at least in my opinion, and yours are still small. Yeah,
Lendsay's got one teenager and like two preteens, right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
Yeah, I mean they're not preteens right ten and my
and Marcus just turned fourteen, and I can't imagine him
smart enough or cussing Amy or his.

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
Dad, right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
I would imagine every parent before their kid becomes a
teenager says that, right.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
But he is very respectful in that manner. Like there's
and I feel like there's signs that that you would
look for, you would see, like what if they would
like I mean, if they were going to be talking
like that way to someone, Uh maybe who do they

(01:15:34):
hang out with or who you know? They start to
have a foul mouth or start disrespecting? How are their grades?
Are they lie? Are you catching them in line?

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
What correlation?

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
I don't know. If they're all of a sudden doing
really really well in school and then all of a
sudden they're not, And if they're not coming to you
for help or you haven't heard from their teachers or
anything that there's been changes, just all of a sudden,
taken by surprise, that shouldn't happen either.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
I think it might also might be different because it's
a girl. Okay. I think for some reason, a boy
gets confrontational, it feels like you can handle it differently. Okay.
I don't know why, but when it comes to girls,
you gotta handle them with kid gloves or I don't know.
I just feel like if I saw if I had
a son and him tell my wife to f off,

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I would be like, hey, you're feeling froggy.

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
Yeah, well I don't know if I would.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Say that to my daughter, Okay, but to me it
feels different because it's a girl. It just is. Yeah, No,
you're absolutely right. I mean we were raised most most
people were raised you know, not to you know, not
to ever hit a girl, right, even growing up we

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all know the domestic use is a bad boy. But
even growing up, you know, don't hit your sister, that's
a girl. You just don't hit girls, right, So we
do treat the girls a little bit softer than we
do the boys. And I don't know why that is.
That's a very good question.

Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
Well, I mean, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
I think there's a big difference between hey, don't ever
hit girls. Also, I'm going to defend myself right right.
I've seen plenty of women who can kick my ass
for sure, and I have also been had my ass
kicked by plenty of women and doing martial arts stuff,
so it can have So there ain't nothing wrong with

(01:17:40):
defending yourself in a situation. Absolutely, But I agree I
was brought up like don't don't hit and I'm also
a believer in not hitting your children. I think it's
a weird way to instruct people not to hit people
by hitting them. But that's all the topic. But being
confrontational and defending yourself feels like anything else. But when

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it's being a daughter, it feels different on how you
would handle that. And I've never had a teenager, so
you know, I wouldn't know this, says I have a
fifteen year old daughter. Kids treat you the way you
allow them to. If my daughter ever thought of acting
like that, she would lose phone, iPad, TV, everything instantly.

(01:18:23):
My wife and I've talked about that. I'm not afraid
to break a tablet right right. I was like, well,
we'll have to replace it. I'm like, will we yeah, exactly.
That was my punishment of choice when it came to
dealing with the kids. You know, take hit them where
it hurts, take their phones away, take your tablets, whatever, PlayStation,

(01:18:43):
whatever the case is. You know. Never really, I've never
really had to spank any of my kids because they
either put a fear in them that they're like, oh
god no, or I take their stuff away and they're
like oh god no. You know what I mean this says, uh,
just backhand and that damn teen. Then they'll get mad
and run away. Then you won't have to tell bad

(01:19:04):
for won't have to tell bad for kicking them feel bad,
I'm guessing for kicking them out. Yes, but then they
also have a face abrasion, of which the school will ask.
And if your kid's feeling spicy, not if the glove
is thick enough, take away her privileges. She will quickly

(01:19:26):
realize that you guys could be way worse. Kids crack
quickly without their phones and friends. Yeah, my youngest, not
that this is the same, but my youngest sometimes this
is how I parent. You act that way. I'm taking
this away. And she at four was making this statement,

(01:19:47):
I don't care you say that now, and I remember
then going fine, I'll take that, and then this, and
her because she's mad, she isn't thinking clearly fine, I
don't care. And then you're like running out of things
to take away. Yeah, well that's when you start taking
away food, privileges, right and yeah, and then make them

(01:20:12):
soil themselves. Sure. Sure, if a fifteen year old is
going to act like that, quit supporting her, make her
get a job and pay for all her own stuff,
no phone, no car, no TV, et cetera. Her life
will be miserable for a little bit, but she'll learn
to appreciate you again once the anger passes. Then work

(01:20:33):
to strengthen that relationship again. Reasonable answer. If you're to
the point where you're asking the world for advice, then
you there may be serious issues and it could be
time to talk to a professional. Nuclear answer. Time for
some backyards thunderdome to enter one leave. I love it so,

(01:20:56):
one says. I'm personally of the mindset that if you
spare the rod, you spoil the child. Let her mama
whip her ass if you feel bad doing it as
a dad. Also, if she's turning red, she may have
gotten that behavior from the Disney movie of the same name.

Speaker 6 (01:21:10):
Sure, okay, sure cartoons.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Are the thing that are motivating her, then okay, yeah,
what if your wife doesn't like kick an ass?

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Right? You get grandma in there, then grandma's old school
grandma come at you with them a house shoe, switch,
a wooden spoon. Maybe maybe right, your grandma lives four
hours away. Get in the car, We're going to grandma's house.
Why don't ask questions, get in the car, and then

(01:21:42):
it's a long four hour silent drive. I'm not good
at that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
And then the mindset of spare the rod, spoil the child.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Listen. I heard Ted Bundy's parents, you know, spank the
hell out of him. So I don't know if that's
necessarily true. And the idea of of taking everything away
seems like a good plan, But I don't know what's
going on, right, And you might be right to the idea.
The person texting that said that if you're sending an

(01:22:13):
email to the show, that things may be too far gone.
Maybe I don't know. When you're desperate, you'll try things
you've never tried before. True, maybe a therapist could help out.
I don't know, but I think that once a teenager
teenager man, they got their mind made of it is
what it is. They may go to a therapist with you.

(01:22:35):
They may listen to them. I feel, and I may
be wrong, but I feel like the teenagers gonna sit
there with their arms crossed and huff and puff the
entire time, and you're not really going to get anywhere.
Says when girls hit puberty they turn into little bitches.
Both my daughters are bitches, but I love them. Do

(01:22:57):
you say that about your sons? Both my sons are bitches,
but I love them. It still fits, dad, don't ever
hit a woman unless she deserves it. Mom, Well you
never hit me me, so Mom, what did you do
to deserve it? Strengthen the relationship again, Clearly that texter
doesn't know that he'll hell hath no fury like a

(01:23:20):
woman scorned. I never loved that quote. That's like some
weird like, don't push me there because when I go there,
you won't like me when I'm angry, Like, okay, settle down,
slap the dog ass out of that kid. This one,
this is a classic answer. Cash that bish outside?

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Yeah? I believe this person is referencing to beat the
s out of them. If I'm up on my on,
my lingo, my riz is on, we're outside, it's the
front of the house. What bish is that?

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
Like an eggplant dish?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Right? No, that's baba ganoosh. Sorry, I'm getting that confused.
Listener email from Believe This is a dad that says
my fifteen year old daughter has turned into a vile person.
She's either telling me to f off or her mother.
She gets in your face, confrontational, turning red. We aren't
sure where she has seen this type of behavior. She's

(01:24:23):
too young to kick her out and spanking feels ridiculous
at this age. What can I do? Lindsey?

Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
So you're not sure where she's seen this type of behavior?
So are you involved in her life? Is she on
a t sports team? Does she have friends outside the home?
Do you know her friends? Sit down and talk to her.
You got to have a conversation, make her open up
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
I can recap that conversation talk. I can recap that
conversation of what it would be like.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
Well, you talk to her until you are blue in
the face. You just talk to her.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
So you think that she should go? He should You
think that he should go? What's going on? And her
response would be nothing? And then to keep talking, yes,
saying and.

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Be involved because clearly you're not gonna beat your child. Listen,
it's clearly you've missed something. Puberty. I went through puberty
and I never swore and told my parents to f off.
I'm a girl. I'm the only child. I never told

(01:25:38):
my parents to f off. So it doesn't just happen
to all kids now once they hit puberty, they become assholes.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Was there ever a point in your life, lindsay, when
you were younger that you might have maybe not told
them to f off, but got smart with them in
one way or the other. And your parents, your dad
or your mom said huh, that ain't gonna work, yes,
and that you and my mind frame that was like,
oh crap, I don't want to get in trouble again.
I am never you learned your lesson from that is
basically what I'm saying. You didn't. You don't have to

(01:26:09):
tell them to f off, but you can have some
kind of lippy attitude with them to where daddy doesn't
like that. And I'm sure your dad probably said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
you're not going to talk to your mother like that.
Do you understand me? Right? So, did that happen? Yeah,
So that's that's the case, and that's why you never
had to worry about that, right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
So, but you have to have a form of communication
with your kids. Maybe it's a journal to journal where
maybe if they're not open to talking to you, maybe
they will write it down and you can have You
have to have some sort of communication if they don't
want to sit and talk. Maybe they will journal with you.
I've heard that is a new thing anyway, But you

(01:26:48):
have to communicate with your with your kid, Kippi.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
You are never too old for an ass weapon. Bottom line,
That's all there is. Too Oh, it seems ridiculous. If
my parents were alive right now and I said something
to my mom that my dad didn't agree with, I
would fully expect him to come across from the other
side of the room and whoop my ass. Whether he
hits me in the face or he tries to old

(01:27:15):
school it and gets that belt out lawn ower South,
I fully expect that. I feel like that's a two
way thing because not all parents are awesome, and what
if your mom deserved it? Maybe so? But you know
what I'm saying. Do you see what I'm saying. I
feel like at some point you become an adult and
when you realize maybe your parents weren't awesome and just

(01:27:36):
because their parents, they don't get free reign to be
pieces of s Maybe so, but you also have to
respect your parents. Ay not if you're being a piece
of sah. I think that's where you and I differ. Yeah,
because I'm I will stand up for myself and I'm
not gonna let anybody talk to me a certain way.

Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
I don't care what bloodline we are.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Yeah, nonetheless, whoop that kid's ass, take all of her
stuff away and let her know that you ain't messing her.
Bottom line, You ain't gotta puncher in the face. You
ain't got to send her to school with a black
guy and a broken arm. But you can let them
know that you mean business and you're not messing around.
And we're not gonna take this kind of treatment. You

(01:28:14):
are the child, we are the adults. Bottom line. Somebody
tid this text is a great answer. No, no, no, you
guys missed the clear answer. Obviously, packing the whole family
up for a cross country road trip is the very
best way to deal with the teenager inks by the
end of the trip everything will be just fine. Yeah.

(01:28:34):
I think that you at some point you have to
let your kids be who they are, and if they suck,
they suck. And if they talk back to you and
they get in your face and they tell you it
off off, that's on you. You allowed that at some point.
It isn't just a sprouted thing. And I think you

(01:28:56):
have to hold the line. And if you have a rule. Hey,
we don't talk that way. Come in the house, we
don't get in each other's face. Then you got to
hold the line. And if you do that, you're gonna
find somewhere else to live. You want to be an adult,
be it, do adult things, Go do adult things.

Speaker 6 (01:29:14):
We ain't doing that in this house.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
As far as therapy or journaling or whatever, hey, listen,
parenting's really hard. And if you need more tools to
get it done, like therapy. People think you go to
therapy and it's like a fix. No, it's just another
thing to help you. It's not the one thing. It's
multiple things. And if dual journaling or whatever it's called
is the thing to help in addition to so what,

(01:29:38):
I'm not going to question the way another parent parents,
that's on you. But ultimately I believe you gotta have
boundaries and go, Hey, that ain't gonna fly here. You
don't talk to me that way. You don't get in
mom's face, you don't get in my face. If you
did that out in the street, you would get punched

(01:29:59):
in the face. So that ain't gonna fly. And we
hear Hinsley say this all the time. At some point
at an age you can only just tell a kid
they're gonna do whatever they want. They're in that arc
of like becoming whoever they are as people. And you
can have the rules for your house and enforce them

(01:30:21):
or don't. But I think you got toe the line,
and that means this is gonna hurt. But you're gonna
have to find another place to live because you can't
act that way in this house. Do you have advice
that you need, We'd love to give it bmms and
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Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
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You can always email us show at kmod dot com.
This says I met a guy while working on the
West Coast at the time.

Speaker 6 (01:31:14):
We were both married.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Due to the nature of our work, we found ourselves
gravitating towards each other at the end of the day
to talk and decompress. Come to find out, we seem
to have everything in common. He was easy to talk to,
we had similar life goals, and I eventually ended up
craving to spend time with him. The friendship quickly turned
into sexual attention. We were both aware that we were married.

(01:31:38):
Fast forward to six months, and I thought about him
every day. The bond we had formed ultimately led to
my divorce. He was not doing anything in his situation
to make himself available. I ended up asking for an ultimatum.
I set a date. I set a date for him
to decide between me or her. He missed that headline.

(01:32:00):
I blocked him on everything. He had no way to
contact me. He ended up waiting for me outside my
house after work. It was an emotional high, finally being
with him and imagining a future with him that lasted
until he left. Now I'm worried that the only reason
I was into him because it was something I could
not have. Is it always about the chase? Yikesh hold

(01:32:30):
this grenade?

Speaker 5 (01:32:31):
No kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Yeah, there's something I am extremely fascinated by when it
comes to watching reality shows that involve vacation sex, or
when it comes to like work stuff and people go
away for work because you see people we don't do
them here, but when we used to, you would see

(01:32:56):
people turn into people they aren't right. Let me phrase that,
you would see them turn into maybe who they are
right right, compared to the facade they put on app work. Right, Well,
you're in a different area, a different state. You don't
really know anybody around here, right or wherever you're at.
Let's just say you go to a convention in Idaho

(01:33:16):
for whatever reason, right, nice, you know, and and well
you don't know anybody in Idaho except for the small
handful of people that you went there with your work bodies, right,
so that you know, it's like, all right, well I
can I can let loose because it's not going to
get back my significant other. My work buddies ain't gonna

(01:33:40):
say nothing, are you guys. Sh I remember when we
would take work stuff and the people you would go with,
depending on who you go with, you go, oh man,
like they would just turn into somebody they weren't, like
they would treat it as a vacation, or they were
so uncomfortable with who they are Monday through Friday in

(01:34:04):
this area code then when they went to another one,
they wanted to be somebody they weren't. And I would
remember going on some being like oh god, and being
like no, I'm good man, you guys, you guys go
be crazy because I don't want to know that smoke.
Oh I don't want to babysit. I don't want to
be a part. Here's the thing. You go do that,

(01:34:26):
and the next thing you know, you're outside of donut
shop at five o'clock in the morning waiting for strippers.
You're like, how did I get here? How is this awesome? Well,
we're gonna wait for strippers? What the strippers never came?

(01:34:47):
Not a lie?

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
And then you're at a dinner party with your coworkers
and their wife is like, so, how is the work
trip and you're.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Like, oh, good, Yeah, Jim be alluded to the like, hey,
we're not going to say anything, right, but I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
Know what you said.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Need to have a powwow. So we're all on the
same page of all right, guys, let's get our story street. Yeah,
we were in bed by eight every night. Yeah, hard pass.

Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
But that's what people do. Man. I'm not saying everybody
does that, but a lot of people do it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:18):
People and they go away on work trips.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
They they they treat it as a vacation away from
their married life, their spouse, their kids, whatever. Maybe your
wife doesn't like you going to strip clubs, you know,
and well she's not around. Let's hit up every Nudi
bar in down just because yeah yeah, or you know

(01:35:44):
she doesn't want you eating wings. I'm going to every
wing stopping down. Hey, listen, if you're one of those
people that sits in your car and sneaks Hostess cupcakes
because you're on a diet with your partner, you might
need to have a conversation, right, Well, you guys can
journal it together. Sure. Sure. If you're like, hey, we're

(01:36:08):
on a diet, but you're sneaking hot wings, you might
need to have a conversation with your partner. But as
far as going on work trips, people do. They turn
into other people, and everybody thinks it's awesome to have
vacation sex with some stranger. Right. That's what's what I
love about ninety day fiance as you they're always these

(01:36:32):
I met this guy on.

Speaker 6 (01:36:33):
A trip.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Right where You're in this beautiful resort. The food's good,
the drinks are flowing. Money isn't a concern, right right,
there's no stress, no nine to five, no bills to pay.
And you get home and they're there now and they're
losers and they squeeze their toothpaste from the wrong side

(01:36:57):
and they don't know how to put a toilet paper
all roll on correctly? Right, there's only one way over
or better. Yet, they've come to your life. They don't
know what to do because they've never lived in this country. Meanwhile,
you don't want them messing up your chie right.

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Yeah, they don't remove their shoes when they come through
the door.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
Right because they don't believe they should, because where they live.
It's not their job as the man to do that. Right.
You don't know, right, And I think the same thing
is true when you meet somebody through a work function.
Reasonable answer. When you wear rose colored glasses, all flags
just look like flags. You need to do some serious introspection.

(01:37:38):
Nuclear answer. If it's what's the worst that can happen?
I don't know, but I bet it ends in a
hostage situation. Dude, him showing up at her house? Wild,
that should have been your immediate like, uh eh, oh no, right,
unless she thought, oh he left his wife, doesn't matter,
it's still wild. Right. She had already given him the ultimatum. Right,

(01:38:01):
he already passed that point of ultimatum, and then he
wants to come by after the fact. Sounds to me
like he just wanted, you know, some action. It feels
a little crazy to show up at someone's house when
they've made it clear that I don't want to speak
to you. Well, how's he supposed to tell it to her?
He's not that's the point. Hell, am I supposed to

(01:38:22):
convince them that it's the right decision if I don't
show up. Yeah, I try to say it without laughing
because it sounds crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:38:28):
No, I must convince you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Okay, Beauty and the Beast.

Speaker 6 (01:38:33):
Write a letter that's a little less obtrusive. She's a
home wrecking horror.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
They both are. They both. It doesn't say if they
had sex though, or hooked up. It just said sexual tension, right,
the idea of you want to think you think things
are better because you're on a work trip and they're
real nice. Who's playing? Who you or him? Who was

(01:38:59):
making it feel like everything was in common? That's a
good question. It was a trick. Yeah, it was a
parlor trick because he's just like, I don't want anything serious.
And then he was like, ah, my hands are tied.
She's into me more than I thought. I thought we
were just playing a game, thought we're just flirting. Nope.

(01:39:22):
Over a nine dollars beer yeah, in the hotel lobby.

Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
They were both married, so it said, yeah, I'd have
to think that there was more than just tension, right,
and we.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Just have to take their word for it. Yeah, we're
just making it up. We're making something up at that point, right,
they could have banged. I gotta be honest, Like, you
spend time together a lot, you're emotionally connected that point. Oh,
for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:39:54):
It's a different type of cheating for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
And they may not have had sex. There could have
been some heavy pat you know, something like that. But
listener email from a woman she met a guy while
on a work function and they found themselves talking a lot,
and they had a lot of things in common, easy
to talk to, similar life goals, they craved spending time

(01:40:20):
together or she at least to say in that the
friendship quickly resulted in sexual at tension. We were both
aware that we were married. If my wife started texting
another man every day, that would be a problem for me.

Speaker 6 (01:40:35):
Absolutely, Yeah, regardless, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
What for every day texting your boss a coworker about
a work thing, got it ain't no reason to be
texted after five o'clock. It can wait.

Speaker 6 (01:40:49):
Well, it's a big project.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:40:53):
You got all day with him.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Yeah, but he's just going through some stuff and need
somebody to, you know, help out and rely on.

Speaker 6 (01:41:02):
Ain't your job invent to? Ain't your job?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Anyway? Fast forward six months and not a day without
talking to each other. I ended up asking for an ultimatium.
I set a date for him to decide between me
or her. He missed the deadline. I blocked him from everything.
He showed up at my house, we hooked up. I'm

(01:41:27):
paraphrasing here dramatical because it's so long, and now I'm
sitting here worried that I was only into him because
of something I couldn't have. What is it always about
the chase, Lindsay?

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
I don't think it's always about the chase. But whatever
it was you were lacking in your own marriage, you
went and found it with this guy, when really you
should have been speaking to your husband about what you
were lacking with him. So I think it was right
to end things with the fair and block him him.

(01:42:00):
You shouldn't have let him back in, and you should
just avoid him altogether because he didn't choose you. In
the end, you gave him an ultimatum, and he chose
his wife. And he's not a great guy because he
even though he chose his wife. Yes, he came back

(01:42:20):
for what a piece. It's not gonna work. So continue
to block him. And if you were going to stay
with your husband, talk to him and work on your marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Gimbi, She says, she's already divorced, right she got to
be so's yeah, yeah, yeah, you're divorced. Go through your hafes,
eat your sixteen gallons of ice cream, and then go
on with your life. That's all that there is to it.
I think you might have learned your lesson from this, hopefully,
and if not, then hell, wait for a round two. Yeah, hey,
life is an adventure, but maybe move forward and go well,

(01:42:58):
I don't want that type of thing, and then learn
from it. I don't know if it's about the chase.
Maybe I can tell you this. The grass just looks greener.
It's the same pissed on yard right that you've already
got people, you know, you always see like trying to

(01:43:19):
think of something. Maybe you see a guy. He's out
at the club with a girl and she's dressed to
the nines, big heels, skimpy outfit, tight body, whatever, right,
and you go, man, I would give anything for that.
But what you're not realizing is you're just taking what
you have in your life and how you live your life,

(01:43:41):
and then putting the visual part of that person in
your life. You're not realizing that maybe she does that.
She looks that way because she spends all of their
money on clothes, She goes and works out nine times
a day. She only leads chicken and won't cook anything
else or be a part of any meal that you
guys make together. She's never You're just putting your life

(01:44:03):
into that and thinking it would work. Or maybe he's
never around, and so that's what she does. And if
you were, you see what I'm saying. Like to imply
that it would be just like that for you is stupid.
That's not reality. You gotta be grateful for what you have.
May not be perfect, but it's yours. And this guy

(01:44:27):
showing up ultimatum and then you hooking up. That's so
wild to me. I must have you. Now, this ain't
a book or a movie. Run to him. That's why
I was so glad about Castaway. And he comes back
and she's on with someone else and you're like, good, Yeah,

(01:44:48):
that would be really rude. It what a bitch, And
then she ends up making out with him in their driveway.

Speaker 6 (01:44:54):
Yeah, wild, Well do you get a pass in that?

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
I don't think so. Uh. There's the SNL skit where
the rock is playing the part of Tom Hanks coming back.
You know, he's all beefy. It wasn't no as Jason
Momoa is what it was. Yes, he's all beefy and
she with this this new dorgy guy and she's like,
oh my god, I've missed you. Hey, I'm a husband
and we have lots of sex. It's a funny skit.

Speaker 6 (01:45:19):
It is a funny skit.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
Yeah, she doesn't get a pass though, right for making
out with him. Listen, they haven't seen each other in
six years, six years.

Speaker 5 (01:45:30):
Six years, it's over.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
But how long were they married? But they weren't married,
They weren't they were gonna get married. It's he was
just a boyfriend at that point.

Speaker 5 (01:45:40):
Yeah, fiance. I think it was more so for closure
for him.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
It sounds like you're making up words to rationalize it. Yeah,
I mean it was does he get closure? Like, can
he like if the roles was reversed and she survived,
by the way, I want to see that movie, survived
on an island. And then she came back and he's married.
Does he get to kiss her? And it's okay and
he's like, hey, babe, I just needed closure. Yeah, feels different.

(01:46:12):
Ain't no rom com books about that? Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:46:14):
Patriots? All right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:46:17):
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Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
Sports.

Speaker 5 (01:46:53):
The Braves are dealing with another major injury. The team
announced on Monday that Austin Riley will miss the rest
of the regular season with a broken hand. The third
baseman suffered the injury after getting hit by a pitch
during Sunday's win over the Angels. Riley is hitting a
point two five six this season with nineteen homers and
fifty six RBI. He joins Ernald Acuna Junior and Spencer

(01:47:17):
Strider as players. Atlanta has lost two season ending injuries.
The Diamondbacks are losing their all star second baseman for
the foreseeable future. Arizona has placed Ktel Marte on the
ten day injured list after he aggravated his sprained left
ankle on Sunday. Marte was originally injured against the Philadelphia

(01:47:38):
Phillies on August tenth, when he was rolled into a
base runner at second base. The thirty year old is
batting a point two nine to eight with thirty home
runs and eighty one RBI through one hundred and sixteen
games this season. The Astros are adding three times sign
Young Award winner back to their starting rotation. Houston right

(01:47:58):
hander Justin Verlander's schedule to come off the injured list
just to start the team series finale against the Boston
Red Sox on Wednesday. The forty one year old ace
has been sidelined since June ninth due to stiffness in
his neck. It was his second stint on the injured
list this season, after opening the season sidelined with inflammation
in his throwing shoulder. Verlander is three and two with

(01:48:21):
a three point nine to five ERA through ten starts
this season.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
It's amazing he's still that good and he probably has
a year or two left if he chooses to. Did
you see the story about Tom Brady stating that it
is a massive, massive disservice to the NFL by letting
rookie quarterbacks start. No, keep in mind that he was
not a starter, right, not even at Michigan. He was

(01:48:48):
like a seventh string quarterback if I remember, like he
was pretty far back. Matter of fact, there's a great
book about it where he talks the guy talk that
helped him like get his mind right to be who
we know as Tom Brady wrote a book about it
and stayed with him all the way through Patriots and
Buccaneers and all that anyway, And he was saying that

(01:49:09):
these players need the time to understand fundamentally the difference,
and that isn't a thing that you just get. The
percentage of people that can do that is very, very small,
and of those that can get it may not even
ever play for an NFL team because they can't get
past the combine process. And he's saying that you're like

(01:49:33):
these players, not everybody is going to be killer right
out of the shoot.

Speaker 6 (01:49:36):
They've got to have time.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
Even a year can be dramatically beneficial before they're worth
anything in the NFL. To sit behind somebody and see
how it's done and how the system works, and like
starting on a job your first day and you've got
to do all that stuff that's incredibly the pressure's insane, right,
And he goes on to make a point that like, hey,

(01:49:58):
I get it. Teams and coaches and managers are in
a position where we've got to win and they want
it now and they think this is the way to
do it and they don't want to play the long game.
It's a pretty good read. And keep in mind he's
supposed to start his aunt be on TV this year. Yeah,
and there's a rumor saying that he's going to be
a head coach where apparently Vegas.

Speaker 6 (01:50:22):
Huh, we'll see.

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We can and will pass on a question. Let's open
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all the truth you're gonna need. So being petty for
a second, all right, what is the when you meet
a person? What's the character, trade or article of clothing
or something that makes you think they might be a PSYCHOPATHO? Okay, right,

(01:52:00):
so you gotta get pretty petty, very petty. I should say, uh,
maybe not a psychopath. But you're like, eh, something ain't
right about this person? Yeah, okay, yeah, I'll go ahead
and go first. I think mine is how overly excited
you are, Okay, like they're trying to hide something with

(01:52:24):
their excitement. It just feels not authentic. To be that excited.
I'm not talking about like us. I'm talking about in general.
When you meet somebody in general and they're like, oh
my gosh, it's so awesome to meet you. Not meeting

(01:52:45):
somebody that you like or been wanting to meet. That's
not what I'm talking about. Right. If I get introduced
to a friend of Gimpi's and they're that, I'm like, yeah,
something ain't right here.

Speaker 5 (01:52:59):
When they're giving way to when they compliment everything, Okay,
oh my gosh, I love your shoes, in your hair,
your shirt, oh oh, where do you get your nails done?
And oh yeah, everything's everything's a compliment.

Speaker 1 (01:53:16):
Yeah, no, that's a that's a good red flag. Yeah,
kimp you if everything is an e or moment? An
e or moment, yeah, you know, it's like one of those.
Is everything's negative no matter what it is. You know,
it's just something's constantly negative. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53:30):
It's like they're a constant buzzkilla.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
God, damn sad sack, get out of here. Yeah. Uh.
To tell the truth is the text one that came
in favored vacation spot. Wife and I are trying to
plan our first vacation without the.

Speaker 5 (01:53:46):
Kids, gonna go somewhere without then go to maybe a
tropical island. I don't really have a favorite bagtion spots.
I mean, okay, yeah, I haven't been there yet to

(01:54:08):
say this is my favorite. I've been to places where
I would definitely go back, but I want to.

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
That's unfortunate. I feel like at your age, you should
have a place you like to go with your partner.

Speaker 5 (01:54:23):
We haven't gone too enough, Like now it's with the children,
you know. So yeah, we went to like Saint Thomas
and the island's there, like, but we would love two.

(01:54:43):
I really want to go to Fiji.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
No, that's not the question. That's not the question.

Speaker 5 (01:54:46):
I don't know if I'll be in love with it.

Speaker 1 (01:54:48):
Yeah, that's not the question. Yeah, favorite vacation spot. What
is your answer?

Speaker 5 (01:54:53):
On the ocean?

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
Okay, Gimpie, Yeah, man, a sandy beach somewhere. It doesn't
matter where it's at, whether it's Fiji or DestinE or
Daytona Beach, or you're gonna go to California or somewhere whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:55:05):
Sandy beach somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
Yeah, it's your kids, without your kids, It's got to
be a place where everything's taken care of. So some
sort of all inclusive resort whatever that looks like. But
for me, my favorite vacation spot is I think Cabo.
I think they have great restaurants. If you're into the
club scene. There's a club scene if you want. If

(01:55:29):
you're not into a club scene and you like dinner
at for that, they can accommodate that. Like it's and
it's gorgeous there fedorra, No, that's a good choice. Like
that's a psych that's a red flag. Suret bangs are
a red flag. I've been trying to be not be

(01:55:52):
a hoe. I have sixteen bodies, and I've been thinking
about being HOEI ish again. I feel like sixteen isn't
a lot when it comes to being a dude. My
question is what's a high number for a dude? And
what is not?

Speaker 6 (01:56:06):
And should I be a hoe again?

Speaker 5 (01:56:09):
What do you think, lindsay, what's a high I don't
know what a high number is for a dude? And
should you be a hoe again? You do you whatever
makes you happy? Just be safe, be a safe ho.

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
If you're going to be a hoe, gimp, yeah, man,
ho be ho, I don't care. That's good hose neat
love too so far as the number.

Speaker 5 (01:56:34):
Wise, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
Five hundred seems like a lot, so sure, yeah, I
don't know if there is a number, but I think
when it's taking up three spots it feels like a
high number because then it's like low threes. No, if
it's a hundred, I feel like that's a high number
because that means you've had one hundred non committal inner interactions. Right,

(01:57:01):
let's just cut that in half and say fifty of
them were connected relationships, like you connected with a human being.
Oh you connect? All right? That means you had fifty
and can't work it out. Maybe focus on that. But again,
as you both you do you man, it's an art.
It is totally subjective. It's a number that other people

(01:57:24):
need to have an opinion one. Why doesn't matter?

Speaker 6 (01:57:28):
It doesn't it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
You just give. It's like telling somebody your age. You're
giving people information to make a decision about you. I've
always said this, and age is a number for you,
so you can decide whether I'm worthy or unworthy of something.
So what I'm hearing you say is age ain't nothing
but a number. Thanks, Laura should write a song about it,

(01:57:53):
So he said, rent A cabin and Broken Bow as
a vacation spot. Yeah. I actually saw that on a
list on a web sid of like most romantic places
to go is to get a cabin and broken Listen,
Broken Bow is gorgeous. It is a place of part
of Oklahoma. You go, this is Oklahoma. It's surreal there.
So if that's your thing, get it. This says you're

(01:58:15):
at a restaurant. You're done eating, the servers bringing the check,
but you overhear the following coming from the next table quote,
I can't believe you introduced me to your mom as
just a friend. What do you do? Yeah, and you're
at a restaurant, done eating, the server is bringing the check,
but you over here the following coming from the next table.

Speaker 6 (01:58:35):
I can't believe you introduced me to your mom as
just a friend.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
What do you do? Lindsay? So, really, the question is
do you pay? Get out of there?

Speaker 5 (01:58:43):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:58:44):
I mean you pay, but you probably I try to
eavesdrop a little bit more and see what his reaction is.
Definitely I want to hear more.

Speaker 1 (01:58:54):
Okay, eating gimpy, finish your drink, pay your ticket and
go home or wherever your next destination. Maybe you don't
have to go. Yeah, you don't have to go straight home.
Maybe when we go do some karaoke afterwards or something.
But ultimately, in the end, it's none of your damn business.
So who cares. Yeah, I try really hard. I got enough.
I don't need others drama, so I just try to. Like,

(01:59:16):
it depends if they're being loud. I might be like, hey,
nudge my wife and be like, listen to this, because
she'll totally lean in. But I'm like, I'm not hanging
out longer. My plans aren't changing. This isn't a better option.
You go up and talk to them. Hey, I couldn't
help it to over here there are people like that. Godly, no,

(01:59:39):
that feels like something here, Lindsey, do am I out
of line? You wouldn't get involved at all.

Speaker 5 (01:59:51):
Strangers. I'm just gonna sit there and listen.

Speaker 6 (01:59:53):
I've seen you talk to strangers.

Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
Now you haven't. Okay, h one goes away forever. All
frozen sweet treats are all barbecue.

Speaker 5 (02:00:05):
Oh god, oh that is too tough. So no more
like pineapple whips.

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
That was your sweet treat.

Speaker 5 (02:00:16):
I mean, yeah, they're really good in the summertime.

Speaker 1 (02:00:19):
At the fair.

Speaker 5 (02:00:19):
Yes, no more gelato, no more oh wow.

Speaker 6 (02:00:23):
You are bougie with your sweet treats.

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
No more push Pops, no more Gray Value, Rocky Road.
How about just some ice cream.

Speaker 5 (02:00:38):
I do love me some barbecue, but I feel like
I would miss sweet treats even more. So I'm gonna
choose to keep sweet treats.

Speaker 1 (02:00:50):
Okay, Gimpy. You hear people say all the time, well,
I gotta get a fix for my sweet tubes. You
never hear anybody say I've got a barbecue tooth. Ooh,
I don't know. Yes I will. I will say people
say the sweet treat thing more. But I have heard
people go, I gotta I gotta hank in for some
barbecue anchoring. Yes, it's the same thing. I don't know.

(02:01:14):
I don't know. I think when you've got a specific
body part named after a craving, yeah, that kind of
changes things up a little bit.

Speaker 6 (02:01:21):
But with that being said, yes, I do get his.

Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
I'm not a huge, huge huge on the sweets, but
I do get a sweet tooth every now and again,
and I never really ever get a barbecue tooth. Okay,
So I'm gonna say I love the brisket, all love
the ribs. Boloney is a little weird but still good
when it's smoked. Yeah, you gotta go, man, Yeah, barbecues

(02:01:45):
gotta go. I love barbecue, It's so good. But man
eating ice.

Speaker 8 (02:01:50):
Cream, sweet treats, gelatto, gelato, iced bananas, foster, I don't
know whatever, rich thing.

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
Yeah, sweet treats one hundred percent. They're so they're always
I mean, barbecue is always good. You can eat barbecue
forre any meal. But there's some if I my wife
and I we had decide to have a little daytime sex,
and I go get some ice cream out of their
freezer and bring it to her as we're basking in
our victory. That's fun. Yeah. If I bring in some ribs,

(02:02:27):
very unique but also very weird. Yeah, you're right, Hey, baby,
I brought in a brisket. I brought in some pulled pork. Again,
I saw you like the pulled pork, so I went
in and brought some. I'm gonna go ahead and just
lay the smoked chicken out on top of you and

(02:02:49):
lick it up your body. You uh have you? Do
you ever cook brisket? And what is your method? Lindsay, No,
I don't get I'll eat it though, gimpy. Yeah, I've
never cooked a brisket at all outside of like, you know,
you get the prepackaged ones like Walmart or whatever that's
already pretty much cooked and you just got to heat

(02:03:09):
it up in the Yeah. I done that. Yeah, yeah,
I take the plastic off, put that bitch in the microwave. Yeah, yeaheah.
But to actually smoke or cook a full actual brisket,
I never have now. Yeah. I think when you're doing
brisket you are dipping your toe in the deep end,
and uh, yeah, that's not me.

Speaker 6 (02:03:31):
It's a very hard piece of meat to do correctly.

Speaker 1 (02:03:35):
Peanut butter or normal butter on pancakes, waffles, French toast, Lindsey,
normal butter, gimpy. I can go either way, Honestly, it doesn't.
It doesn't bother me none anyway. Uh, if it depends
on how sweet I'm looking, how sweet is my tooth
right now? If I really, if I really want to
amp up the sweets, then I'll use the peanut butter

(02:03:57):
on any one of those and then slap written cigaret.
But if I'm looking for something that's not as sweet,
then it's just regular butter. So I really don't have
an opinion on that, Yeah, I don't. I don't disagree
with you. I'm probably not putting peanut butter on pancakes.
I usually do that on waffles and maybe peanut butter

(02:04:18):
on French toast. But yeah, I'm good either way. It
depends on how pretty I'm feeling. To tell the truth,
Mary bang kill fried chicken, grilled chicken, baked chicken, lindsay.

Speaker 5 (02:04:33):
Oh, I'm marrying fried chicken. I'm killing Oh, I'm killing grilled,
and I'm banging baked.

Speaker 1 (02:04:53):
Hey, Kimpy Wail, I want to make dirty, dirty love
to a piece of fried chicken. For sure, I'm gonna
kill off the baked chicken because the only kind a
time baked chicken is good is when it's shaken bag okay,
and grilled chicken is good all the way around. So
I guess you know I'm gonna I'm gonna marry that
one because it is a little healthier for you than

(02:05:14):
the fried chicken. So if you're gonna stick with the
chicken for the rest of your life, I feel that
grilled is the way to go, okay as opposed to
the greasy fried inness. But I will I will eat
the hell out of some greasy fried chicken one hundred percent.
I am killing baked chicken. No one has ever been
like I had this baked chicken. It was so good.

Speaker 6 (02:05:33):
No one says that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
Uh, and uh, I'm gonna bang some fried chicken for sure.
But as you get older and you're around longer, you
need to eat a little bit healthier. So we're definitely
gonna do the grilled chicken for marriage. Uh. I'm forty
and my count is seventy, and I have a friend
thirty female, and she is at one hundred and fifty. Again,
if you're counting that high, I think that's weird. It is,

(02:05:59):
I personally think that's weird to keep track after.

Speaker 6 (02:06:04):
Thirty shit a hole. Good for her, Good for her.

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
She's thirty and has had one hundred and fifty right, Yeah,
so she's doing she's banging ten people a year. Wow,
assuming she started having sex at fifteen, she's banging ten
people a year. So she's incapable of relationships. There's two
months or that are in there that she's either taking

(02:06:32):
a break or she's fully committed.

Speaker 6 (02:06:34):
Two months isn't a committed.

Speaker 5 (02:06:35):
Relationship, or she just takes a lot of work trips.

Speaker 1 (02:06:40):
Uh does tomato belong on grilled cheese? Lindsay, Yes, Kimpy,
only if you wanted to write we.

Speaker 6 (02:06:47):
Won all the wars. Not my personal preference.

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
But yeah, Broken Bow's becoming pretty crowded. Trey Bittonville, Okay,
my favorite vacation spot is going back to Tulsa every year.
My family lived in Tulsa a long time, then moved
to Florida five years ago. Been going back to Tulsa
every year to spend time with my grandkids. That's great.
Barbecue is pretty sweet. Just saying, are you saying sweet

(02:07:11):
like flavor because that's a diff sauce right? Sweet?

Speaker 5 (02:07:15):
True?

Speaker 6 (02:07:15):
Are you saying sweet like?

Speaker 1 (02:07:16):
Yeah, it's good because it is good, But barbecue sauce
is sweet.

Speaker 6 (02:07:21):
Barbecue shouldn't be sweet.

Speaker 1 (02:07:24):
Mary Bank killed the two other people on the show
in promo bit Brady, oh man, this is gonna be
tough for Gimpe and I. Right, Mary Bank killed two
other people on the show in promo bet Brady, lindsay.

Speaker 5 (02:07:39):
I'll marry promo Brady, I will.

Speaker 1 (02:07:47):
Yeah, this is it is uncomfortable for all of us,
but GIMPI and I have a harder, more challenging decision.

Speaker 5 (02:07:54):
Well, Corbyn, you've lived the longest, so I'll kill you.
I guess, and I step. I'm banging Gimpy.

Speaker 1 (02:08:04):
I guess, okay, Gimpy, Yeah, totally banging Lindsay obviously. Yeah,
I know case sex isn't for me, so that leaves
me having to I guess. I want to marry Promo Brady.
I mean we get along pretty well, I get it.
I mean Forby get along pretty well as well. But
I need a protector in my life and Brady is
very intimidating, so I want to keep him with me

(02:08:28):
by my side. Uh, I'm marrying Brady as well, and
I'm banging Gimpy. All right, feels like a good place. Stop,
We'll take a break.

Speaker 2 (02:08:47):
We'll be back to Tulsa's Morning show. Oh yeah, he's
coming right back. Morning Show, Telsa's rock station ninety KMOG.

Speaker 1 (02:09:11):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show nine four six,
oh kmod. I had some mouse, but somebody texas in
and could sit me down a quick rabbit hole. Mary
Bank killed baked beans, potato salad or pasta salad. Uh,
they're all trash, they can all die. You shut your

(02:09:32):
dirty hormouth, potato salads where it's ad man, No, none
of those, no, no, now the ones that put light.
Let's put raisins in our potato salad. That's weird.

Speaker 5 (02:09:44):
Who does that?

Speaker 1 (02:09:45):
But pasta salads so gross? It's all it's all right,
all right, is not good. I will take potato salad
over pasta salad any day. Right.

Speaker 6 (02:09:57):
Well, we're not talking gun to the head thing.

Speaker 1 (02:09:58):
No, no, no, I mean just my personal preference, like
go to the store to get a few things for
said barbecue. For me anyway, it's always potato salad, usually
either the mustard or original. Sometimes it'll be the devil
dig but I'm an og kind of guy, and definitely
baked beans. Very very rarely is am I getting the

(02:10:22):
pasta salad for my own personal barbecue if I'm taking it.
If I'm going somewhere like you're having a barbecue or
something or Lindsay is or whatever, I might bring some
just to cover all bases, premde Yes, absolutely, here's my
thing when it comes to sides, right, we're not talking
about with barbecue with side, just sides in general. I
think these three ranks so far down on the list. Okay, right,

(02:10:46):
I'm gonna sit down and eat a basket of fries,
right right, I'm not sitting down and eating a whole
bowl of pasta salad. I'm not sitting down eating a
whole ball of potato salad. I'm sure as hell I
ain't sitting down eating a whole ball of baked beans.
In terms of side I think they are near the bottom.
I think it depends on the occasion. Honestly, if you're

(02:11:07):
going to a restaurant and that's all they have is sides,
it's like fried okra, french fries, onion rings, that's it.
I'll give you that for sure. But if there's a
chance for fried oakause, like, hey, go to a restaurant,
all right, you get three meats and two sides, right,
it's gonna be. It's gonna be fried okra and potato salad,

(02:11:30):
at least for me.

Speaker 5 (02:11:31):
I do love potato salad, but I don't necessarily love
store bought. It has to be homemade.

Speaker 1 (02:11:38):
And y'all are so boozy on your potato salad. Oh yeah,
I like potato salad. Astric astrik astik astik astrik astrik.
I just think it's weird to put fruit inside your
potato salad, but I've never had I've never had potato salad,
butere there's fruit in it. I've had macaroni salad where
there's some sort of fruit in it, usually by fruit.

(02:12:00):
But this, listen, big beans are fine. I don't hate them.
They're just Oh that's why people doctor them up quite
a bit, right, tells you they're not good. Right, beans
in general are not good. You have to doctor up
beans in general.

Speaker 5 (02:12:20):
Gotta put the brown sugar.

Speaker 6 (02:12:22):
Bart beans are pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:12:28):
I think those are probably the only type of bean
you can serve stand alone, you know what I mean,
that doesn't have to be charged up or whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:12:37):
But even then you're but you're just putting them plain.
You're not putting the cheese on top of them.

Speaker 1 (02:12:43):
Right. You could do that. You could do that and
get away with them. It's still fine. But if you're
looking at like, you know, let's just go like like
kidney beans, you know, or give me some other beans
that like. Beans in general are just black and you've
got to do something with them to make them worth it.
But no bean ever gets more made over than baked beans.

(02:13:05):
For sure, they are by far. There's so much in it.
You're now just eating jelly with bacon in it. Yeah yeah,
and the grate that happens to have some beans in there.
Yeah yeah. Chili, Well, any bean you put in chili
is good. Like beans isn't what I want to talk about.
But what's the I don't get it that on them,
But there's a type of When you go to a

(02:13:26):
Mexican restaurant, they usually say re fried or black beans. No, no,
it's like a soup almost, and those are pretty good, right,
But even then those are spiced up. They've got seasoning,
but it's.

Speaker 6 (02:13:41):
Water and some spice.

Speaker 1 (02:13:42):
Right. Baked beans are every single spice you have part
of a brisket, some bacon, grape, jelly, cinnamon, you're a shoe,
I have newt but they are so delicious. Baked beans
are one of the only bushes. I don't know if
anybody knows what they're doing. They literally are just throwing whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:14:04):
They have in there.

Speaker 1 (02:14:06):
Possibly you're you're not wrong at all. Bushes baked beans
they can completely fine me included by it. And I'll
put like I put some jelly in here. I've got
a parmesan ryne. Uh, Let's see, this looks like a
fork that I was under the couch. Let's stick that
in there.

Speaker 5 (02:14:21):
It's a secret recipe because they don't know what they
put in it either.

Speaker 1 (02:14:26):
Yeah, I will. I would much rather have onion rings
and barbecue than any of those sides. With barbecue, you
have a lot of not a lot of people who
do like backyard barbecues, serve French fry. With their backyard barbue,
it's always baked beans, tater salad, macaroni salad. You know,
even like the friedy. You don't. You just don't get

(02:14:47):
a lot of fried foods with what I'm saying when
it comes to backyard barbecues, I hear you. You're not wrong.
But with restaurants, I mean, you have that option because
with dirt, they're a restaurant and they're gonna give you
those options. But I go on the side of the common,
the commoner, you know what I mean, the common restaurant.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh yeah. If we're out somewhere.

(02:15:08):
Let you're example, you're at Lindsay's for a barbecue and
there's all these sides baked beans, potato salad, macaroni salad,
and barbecue. I'm just eating barbecue. Really, yeah, I'm passing
on those What if she had coleslath thrown out there?
Oh please, Coleslaw's a finicky bitch man. It's not all finicky,
but still, I mean, like, I don't know because I've

(02:15:29):
had Coleslaw homemade that's all right, right, I've had store
bought or restaurant coleslaw that is just disgusting, you know
what I'm saying. So like, when it comes to coleslaw,
I let the professionals at KFC handle that.

Speaker 6 (02:15:43):
Chatro beans.

Speaker 1 (02:15:43):
That's what it is, thank you. Uh. I think this
is what it is. When it comes to baked beans, coleslaw,
macaroni salad, potato salad, they all have this thing where
it's given to you to try and they stand there
in front of you while you try it, and you're like, eh, God,
now I got a like it. But nobody does that

(02:16:04):
with French fries or green beans. Well you don't have
to maybe green beans, but well, like French fries, you
don't have to. You don't have to. They're either salted
or with the seasoning salt or they're not. But it's
not even the main thing that I got to have
an opinion about, Like the barbecue. I can go, oh,
this is good even if it's not. But for me
to now try the barbecue and the bean like my
beans on, you're like, god, damn, yeah man, they're really good.

(02:16:28):
Thanks for inviting me to your cookout.

Speaker 5 (02:16:31):
Yeah, but there's been times where I met people, well,
who made this potato salad or that.

Speaker 1 (02:16:37):
Is that's good? That's a little different because they're seeking
that person's wanting to know it's true. Right, Nobody ever
mentioned the broccoli salad that has like the sunflower scene
and the grapes and yes, yeah, no, if they can
sell it in a grocery store deli, it's not good

(02:17:00):
that it has to be good because it's so good
they had their mass producer. That's not why those things exist.
That's not why those things exist. Those exist because they
have produce. They're trying not to go bad. They literally
pull it the day before it's supposed to get gross,
and they make some of it to try and make
a couple extra bucks. It works. No, nobody's ever like

(02:17:25):
I'll use your example earlier. Ain't nobody hankering for a
bowl of sweet potato or potato salad or macaroni salad?
Speaking blasphemy? Right, now Sony texted and said, the best
baked beans are porking beans with brown sugar, barbecue chop,
dutian chopp, bell pepper. Baked potato salad is potato miracle

(02:17:47):
whip mustard for color, egg whites chopped sweet.

Speaker 5 (02:17:50):
Huh, No, that seems.

Speaker 1 (02:17:52):
Like a lot.

Speaker 5 (02:17:53):
No miracle whip in my potatoes.

Speaker 1 (02:17:55):
If I'm spending more time making baked beans or potato
salad than I am on getting my ribs ready. Now
come on. Now, you are spending in the next four
hours smoking ribs. Two of those three of those hours,
you ain't doing much enough. Yeah, you're doing this thing
that people that barbecue do. They try to take the
stance that there's some renowned chef when all you're doing

(02:18:17):
is spending ten minutes throwing salt and pepper and doctor
pepper on something, and then you're standing around and drinking
with your a hole buddies for the next six and
then you're like, I'm a chef, bitch, No you're not,
while your wife is in there making potato salad. I
do love barbecue, though, right, barbecue exists on the idea

(02:18:37):
that you said it and let it just do its thing.
Absolutely so you can go ten to the farm or whatever,
or whatever part of history you don't want to acknowledge
that it came from.

Speaker 5 (02:18:47):
Or your baked beans and potato salad.

Speaker 1 (02:18:50):
Go slow bake beans. No again, you're spending so much
time like putting all these ingredients in. You're like, oh,
this will be good. Hey, I've got some extra pearl onions.
Oh yeah, bring them. Let's put that in there too. Yes. Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:19:08):
One time I was with my brother my brother's house.

Speaker 1 (02:19:09):
And he was making baked beans for whatever barbecue think
he was doing. And he was literally I'm like, what
do you put He's like, oh, whatever I have around? Yeah, okay,
not in a recipe, right. For some people, it is
that's just now, that's just what's Whateff's recipe?

Speaker 6 (02:19:26):
Man, It's not a recipe.

Speaker 5 (02:19:28):
That's cleaning out your free it's a gang.

Speaker 6 (02:19:30):
Bang at that point.

Speaker 1 (02:19:31):
It's literally a free for all. There's nothing wrong with
a little culinary gang bang, Corbin, Come on, it is
literally a word I really want to say. But I'm
food everywhere. Just everybody's just kind of sitting around like that.
We'll throw this in there, and we'll throw some of that.

Speaker 6 (02:19:51):
How about some shrimp I love this too.

Speaker 1 (02:19:54):
Corbett is just fat and he'll do any and he'll
do anything and say anything to defend that lifestyle. Oh,
it feels like I'm not right. It feels like I'm
not defending it. Never argue with the fat guy in recipes.
We know our stuff. Lol. Sure, I've had plenty of

(02:20:15):
people's food from fat people and it ain't good. Why
because they will eat anything. They don't care.

Speaker 6 (02:20:21):
Absolutely all right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (02:20:23):
We'll got The Big Man.

Speaker 2 (02:20:25):
Morning Show returns next. Elsa's Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (02:20:30):
Kmod Good morning, It's the Big nine Morning Show nine

(02:20:55):
four six.

Speaker 1 (02:20:57):
Can also text to be in a mass and then
what you want to say to a two nine four
five to start with Lindsay, Lindsay, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 5 (02:21:03):
I learned Corbyn's game Perlmo Brady is full of marriage material.

Speaker 1 (02:21:09):
Okay, Kimpy, what'd you learn today? I learned that you're
never too old for spanking. Also learning the grass is
only greener because they use a different type of manure. Uh.
I learned that shrimp attacked a woman in a restaurant.

Speaker 6 (02:21:25):
Hey, he's just misunderstood.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
And I also learned whatever you do, don't look up
potato salad in Urban Dictionary. It is frightening. It's Corbyn
saying make sure that dishwasher is.

Speaker 5 (02:21:36):
Loaded right, it's stop tracking my cycle.

Speaker 1 (02:21:39):
This is skimpy and I'm sorry not tod.

Speaker 4 (02:21:46):
Can I get a.

Speaker 1 (02:22:01):
Make a noise.

Speaker 7 (02:22:06):
Interpassword?

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Speaker 6 (02:22:49):
Did you look it up?

Speaker 1 (02:22:51):
You know they were like several different ones, so it
wasn't one hundred percent of like which one you go
for the raising ones. Uh is a thing, but it
is a oak about how uh from a Saturn Night
Live skit about how white people ruin things right and
they make it too milky wet. Yeah, So that's and

(02:23:16):
if you look up potato salad and Urban Dictionary and
some of the definitions of what it entails. It's I
think it's rather disturbing. I think it's rather disgusting and concerning.
That entire site is concerning. Yeah, I mean, whoever thought

(02:23:39):
of that, good for them. Well, And the part two
that's misleading is you don't know if it's all real, right, exactly.
You don't know if somebody just made that stuff up
just to be funny, which is fine. Yeah, that's the
thing about the Internet in general. Yeah, you don't know
if it's real or not. At least I'm I'm becoming

(02:24:00):
more and more on that train of I don't even
fucking know if this is real or not. I don't
have time to worry about it. How did all that
information get there? Did somebody sit down and write all
the code and put in all the definitions and all
You know what I'm saying, that's take a lot of
work a long time to do it, and it seems

(02:24:20):
like it just kind of here we go. So I
don't know if these are really good or not, but
these are funny insults from Urban Dictionary. Dick ass, My
dickass husband won't run to the store to buy me
some more cigarettes than wine coolers. I'm gonna start using

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that one, going dickas a douchebagette. Okay, my teacher gave
me detention. She's such a douchebag atte it's a female version,
got it? But a bage. It's like a roll, isn't
it with a long trace of bread that's crusty delicious?

(02:25:02):
A verge it's a virgin. Oh god, I finally found
at least one potato salad. It's fucking I was like, Okay,
that doesn't seem right.

Speaker 5 (02:25:16):
Okay, it sounds like you need to get that checked.

Speaker 1 (02:25:18):
Uh mediocremant Okay, she told me I wasn't driving as
badly as I did last time. She rode with me.
What a mediocremant. Okay, so it's like a mediocre compliment.
But also, yeah, woman ears, oh ones that hear everything.
I told my mom. She looked like she lost weight,
but she had her woman ears on and yelled at

(02:25:39):
me for calling her fat Ah. Yeah lost an interpretation.

Speaker 6 (02:25:45):
A doggy knobber?

Speaker 1 (02:25:47):
What's a doggy knobber? Did you see who Kyle went
home with? He's such a doggy knobber A man who
has sex with an ugly woman. Okay, that must have
been British douchnaggin. Okay, it's someone's whose head is you know?
Made of douche used in a sentence, You're such a douchenoggin.

(02:26:10):
These aren't that bad. A ferger, fat Harry, made of
trash used in a sentence. This guy works in the
cubicle next to me. He's such a ferger. Somebody had
to just make that up. A sife, A sife, so
is your face? Okay, I don't consider that an insult.

(02:26:33):
A Bieber used in a sentence. What do you mean
you don't want to get your hands dirty? Don't be
such a Bieber because he's a giant drier. Yeah, sure,
I guess he is. I don't know, right, doesn't work hard?
Justin Bieber's never worked on his own. You mean he's successful,
has millions of dollars private jets.

Speaker 6 (02:26:54):
Yeah, that feels like it's like if you.

Speaker 1 (02:26:56):
Call me fat. I'm like, okay, that feels like you
were like, well you're fat. When did he get how old?
Was he?

Speaker 5 (02:27:06):
Fourteen?

Speaker 1 (02:27:06):
Well? Okay, is fourteen successful? That's what I was getting.
What do you think is networth?

Speaker 2 (02:27:11):
Is?

Speaker 1 (02:27:11):
So? From fourteen to howe is? He's never had to
do anything for himself. No good so yeah, yeah, good
for him absolutely again like we talked about earlier. Yes,
he's never had to do anything for himself. Also, he
doesn't know what fun is exactly. His fund has to
include a private jet and all those things are great, right,
but he doesn't know what it's like to sit around

(02:27:32):
and just be somebody right right right? Networth?

Speaker 5 (02:27:36):
What do you think, lindsay two hundred and fifty million.

Speaker 1 (02:27:38):
I'm thinking it's more in like the three hundred range,
three hundred million dollars. How old do you think he
is right now?

Speaker 5 (02:27:45):
He is twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (02:27:51):
Thirty Okay, I was, I was. I don't think he's
reached thirty yet, but okay, in March March for well,
good for him, Happy birthday, beabs.

Speaker 5 (02:28:02):
Got the beaver.

Speaker 1 (02:28:03):
No, he's really good. I listen, I get it. He's
incredibly talented. Some of his songs, You're like, what the fuck?
Like he can sing when he isn't writing his stuff.
I think his stuff's really good. Oh yeah, for sure,
for sure, he needed to do something with that damn mustache,
though it does not a good look for him if he.

Speaker 5 (02:28:24):
Still has it. I don't even know, but yeah, the number.

Speaker 1 (02:28:27):
Of people that grow facial hair when they shouldn't. Right, right,
it's the here's a if you are balding or bald,
do not grow a beard. You look like you're compensating. Okay,
like I can't grow here, but look I can do
it here, I got it right here. Just let it
fucking go man, Okay again, do whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (02:28:48):
There are some bald men who have facial hair, like
go Teas that they look it looks nice.

Speaker 6 (02:28:53):
Don't ever say that sentence again, go Teas rarely awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:28:57):
I could agree with her on that one. If you're
bald and have a full beerd it kind of looks
a little weird and funny, especially if it's not an
unkempt beard. Right. You don't put anything in it, you
don't brush it. It's just a bunch of curly pubes
upon your face. The only the only time a go
tee looks good is when it's long. If it's short,
I think you look like you are trapped in some

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sort of youth ministry group.

Speaker 5 (02:29:22):
I don't know. Bruce Willis comes to mind. He had
bald head, but he had a short, trimmed go tea.

Speaker 1 (02:29:30):
I don't remember that, Okay, trying to think Boss go tee. Well,
movies don't count because he's trying to portray a character, right, right, right,
And he always had kind of like a skullet thing
going on. He only went really bald in the later part,

(02:29:51):
like shaved it all.

Speaker 5 (02:29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:29:54):
And if you're like, if you're leaving part of it,
I think it's fine then to have hair, but it
just looks kind of off when the tops bald. But
you're growing a full beard. Yeah, full beard. I will
give you that. A goateee, you know, looks good. I
don't think mustache is by themselves should be a thing
at all ever. I know it was a huge phil

(02:30:14):
oh god, Yeah, you know our parents I'm sure you're
dead had a mustache, right, Lindsay, I'm sure your dead
had a mustache. Like it was a thing for our parents.
That was the look, like the beards are or are
a look of this time, and it was the gateway
yeah right, No, it was because you were supposed to
be clean cut, wear a hat suit inside like all
the time, right, And it was the first time to
show like some personality, right yeah, right, You're like, I'm

(02:30:37):
gonna grow a mustache, but not on my face. And
then it was sideburns, right, and then they gotl and
then became lamb chops. You just slowly creeped down. I'm
not wrong, You're not wrong at all whatsoever. But man,
I see people with just like kids these days. Think
you just have just a regular mustache and a fucking mullet,

(02:30:58):
And I'm like, you look retard. Do you know that
right now? You I'm sure you think you're the hottest
ship right now, but you look retarded. That mustache is
not working for you. Yeah, you just you're just trying to,
you know, show you can grow hair. By the way,
if you are typing currently an email to me to
share how great your facial hair is. You have bigger problems.

Speaker 6 (02:31:20):
In your life.

Speaker 1 (02:31:21):
No keep sending them. If you are trying to take
a stance.

Speaker 5 (02:31:25):
Send it. Send a picture too.

Speaker 1 (02:31:27):
I want to know. I want to know your defense
on why you're facial hair awesome, why facial hair looks
fucking awesome. If you say so, sure listen. If you
feel good with it, roll with it, baby. I'm just saying,
in general, there are a lot of things I think
don't make sense, so just roll with it. It's like

(02:31:48):
I don't think pineapple and pizza is good, but fucking
roll with it. That's your thing. People like you are
more than entitled to do that. Fucking put fried ocre
on it. I don't give a shit. It just ain't
my thing. And I think it's weird when you try
to balance the baldness. But it looks better. It does
look better than just a straight cueball, fucking head, clean face.

(02:32:12):
The only hair you have on your face is your eyebrows. Okay,
I'll meet you halfway. If you keep it kept so
you keep the lines clean and you keep it short,
I'm with you. But when you grow it out like
you need a fucking brush, like Grizzly Adams type beard.

Speaker 6 (02:32:29):
Yeah, then it's like, ah, shit, man.

Speaker 1 (02:32:32):
It's like people that show up on that movie that
TV show alone and they show up with fucking beards,
and you're like, goddamn man, you know you're gonna be
out there for a while. You're just asking for trouble.
Shit gets in it fucking bugs right. It's like women
that show up on that show with super long hair.
I'm like, what are you fucking doing? You're asking for

(02:32:52):
something else to take care of while you're out there. Right,
But it looks so good though. It looks better than
that shaved head Gorvin. Now, if I go on there,
I'm gaining more weight and I'm shaving my head. I'm
shaving it all like I'm going in dry. That wouldn't
make sense. Gain the weight so you have some room
to move when it comes to you. Ain't fucking eating

(02:33:13):
brow now, right, And I give it the whole head thing,
you know, because that way you're not having to worry
about bugs or dry crustiness or.

Speaker 5 (02:33:23):
To stay keep their face warm.

Speaker 1 (02:33:26):
You can definitely make an argument for that. But you're
gonna grow some right because you don't like they don't
have razors on that show. Right, you can only bring
twelve items, and why are you gonna waste it on
a razor? I thought on a loan.

Speaker 5 (02:33:37):
You could bring as many items as new.

Speaker 1 (02:33:40):
No no, no, no no, you can only bring twelve
things and everything counts. You're allowed to bow pack, so
they have a certain things that they deem as the
bow pack. So like a oh shit, a quiver, an
arm protector, and your bow and they get nine arrows.
I think that's your bowpack, doesn't count against your twelve.

(02:34:02):
They give you a first aid kit, doesn't count against
your twelve. They give you a bare spray, a horn,
and a packed carried on doesn't count against your your twelve.
But if you're wanting to carry razors or you know,
a pot, yeah, to cook, and you're only allowed a
certain size pot. But like one guy, he was like,
I don't use a quiver. So he used his quiver

(02:34:26):
and before he left he covered it in wax and
he's using it to keep water in, so he boils water,
so he's always got water. Yeah, that's brilliant. That's smart
because it didn't count against a twelve, and now he's
got something to hold water in. You go, I don't
think I ever make it on that show. To be
honest with him, My wife and I were talking that
show is not about your skill set. It's masked as that, right,

(02:34:48):
because there was a guy that's I'm watching season ten
right now, and he is from Arkansas. He ain't never
left Arkansas. He is a neck as neck comes and
whooping it made a table catching fis on the first day, right,
built a beautiful cabin on the first Like this boy
is fucking slain and he ate something and it's tummy

(02:35:14):
got fucked up and he can't he couldn't eat, and
he's like, this ain't fucking good because it doesn't matter.
Build the best cabin, catch the best fish. You make
one fucking side step right. One fucking guy on there,
gained weight, he left his beard, gained weight, fucking killing it.
Man catching food, building shit, walking to go look for things.

(02:35:36):
Fell fucking arrow fell out of his quiver, fucking right
into his knee. Damn fucking done. It don't fucking matter, right.
One guy he's out there, figured it out. Man catching fish,
like so many fish, building a smoker, and all of
a sudden he's like, since I have arrived, I have

(02:35:56):
cried every day. I missed my family so much. I'm done. Boop.
See bitches, it ain't about survival, right, It's about your
fucking head.

Speaker 6 (02:36:08):
How are you when you are alone?

Speaker 1 (02:36:10):
Right? One guy comes out there. He's like, I ain't
never been on a river. I can't catch fish on anything.
We hear fucking outdoor people say, oh, I can never.
I've always been able to start a fire. Blah blah blah.
First day fucking drops his fishing line, doesn't know where
it's fucking at why because it's invisible, it's fishing, right,
just didn't bring a fucking flint because he's like, why

(02:36:31):
I know how to make fucking fire? I don't know, bitch,
because it's fucking wet. Right, Have you tried rubbing two
sticks together?

Speaker 6 (02:36:38):
That's what he had to do with the fire. That's
what he had to do.

Speaker 1 (02:36:40):
Was not easy. So now the mental game isn't Hey,
it's I'm a fucking idiot.

Speaker 6 (02:36:45):
You're adding to the problems.

Speaker 5 (02:36:48):
Why makes it more difficult for himself?

Speaker 1 (02:36:51):
But that's humans. That is what we do. That's why
that show is. I'm so enthralled with that show. One
guy that's on there, he grew up on some like
not on the grid and like admits that he was
a part of a group like to learn how to
rebel against the government. Like it's fucking crazy, right, he ain't.

(02:37:12):
He's got no problem. First day he almost killed a moose,
all right, oh wow, yeah, And he's just like that
is not an easy thing. But had the confidence to
wear all like all that stuff. You know he missed
because he didn't see a twig, right, But like he's
calm about it, like he's been through fucking ordeals. Man,
killing a moose on a show like that sounds like

(02:37:33):
a great idea, but you got drag them motherfucker back.
Anything you say yes to, you're saying no to a
bunch of other shit. And so he kills a moose, Guys,
what he's got to fucking do? Cut a part of
moose and fucking carry it back in twelve trips. Yep.

Speaker 6 (02:37:48):
Yeah, And then when you get it, where do you
put it?

Speaker 1 (02:37:51):
Right? You got to store that shit. You got a
lot going on. One of the guys he caught like
he went to check his his gillnet and he puts
some drop lines and he got there and his drop
lines were moving. He's like, shit, So he fucking caught
like seven fish and he's standing on the brink and
you're He's like, oh my god, I'm gonna eat him.
So and then he went, oh no, it kicked in

(02:38:12):
realized what am I gonna do with all this fish?
I'm not ready to store all this fish? Right. One guy,
he's like, I'm catching a fish every day, that's the goal.
And he's like, I'm eating what I'm catching because I
don't know what the fuck's gonna happen tomorrow, and that's
the right game. Plane. One guy he did one season,
he did all the things, build a thing, put it

(02:38:32):
up high so the fucking bears couldn't get it. I mean,
he was killing it. He was not prepared for wolverines
who don't give a fuck. Just you don't know. It
is really.

Speaker 6 (02:38:45):
Ego to be like I can do this.

Speaker 1 (02:38:48):
I wonder how long until we've got a televised version
of Surviving the game I remember that or whatever where
they're hunting actual humans. I think. I think the only
way I think would see that or even try to
be out there is if a bunch of people got
behind the idea that that group of people aren't good. Right,

(02:39:11):
I mean what we talked about, Society has done that,
so it's not a giant reach, right, It could happen, right.
Think about Native Americans and the Canadians were the worst
at that. They take Native Americans from their land, give
them over to the church to take to re transition them,
and the Church, who are supposed to be all these
good people, end up fucking killing them, burying them, incinerating babies,

(02:39:34):
like they were not good people, but they were. Society
believed that these the Native Americans were bad people. We
could totally make that game work in today's society. You
don't actually kill them, right, but there is one person
that's being hunted, and if you can get away right
from these people that are hunting you, you're like, what

(02:39:56):
a million dollars or whatever is and that would like
the go in prize rate is for so not like
an actual execution, but in ultimate heide and seek ultimately, Yes, yes,
you gotta do what you gotta do. You gotta survive
out in the woods or whatnots much like ice Tea
had to. And you gotta you know, keep away, try

(02:40:16):
not to get marked. I guess, you know, they use
paintballs or we'll figure all that out later on. But
I think I think there might be something there, like
drop two people in like somewhere in North Canada and
be like, you gotta find the other person. If you do,
you get you got to try and not get caught,
right for seven days whatever you got to try and

(02:40:38):
catch them.

Speaker 6 (02:40:39):
Whoever succeeds gets a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:40:41):
By the way, there's people that are trying to hunt you,
but they're not really gonna kill you. They're just gonna
blast you up with some paintballs. There's a movie, a
movie about that, I think Anna Kendrick.

Speaker 5 (02:40:53):
Okay, oh yeah, not too old.

Speaker 6 (02:40:58):
Self Reliance I think is the name of the movie.

Speaker 7 (02:41:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:41:02):
It's a where he finds out he's on a game
where people are hunting him. Okay, but he gets recruited
to be in the game. Right. Dissatisfied, Tommy is invited
by actor Andy Samberg to join him in a limo

(02:41:22):
and a Limbo. Andy reveals that the company had hired
him to approach him, had been tracking him for a
while and once to see if he would like to
continue on an adventure where he could win money. Interesting, it's
a pretty good movie. It's pretty good. And they can't
hunt they can They got to try and kill you,
but they can't kill you if you're with somebody. Oh okay,

(02:41:42):
So as long as you got somebody next to you, yeah,
you're all right. Yeah. So, in like one of the scenes,
he the main character hires a homeless person to be
around him, like I'll give you food, money, but he
can never leave his side and they develop a friendship
and shit like that. Right on one other time, his

(02:42:04):
roommate's like, you got to sleep in the bed next
to me, and he wakes up and the roommate's gone,
and he's running through the house because now there's someone
in the house chasing him because he's by himself. And
he storms into the bathroom and his roommate's taking a shit.
He's like, what are you doing. He's like, I'm taking
a shit. Continue pooping. There's somebody that's He's like, you
don't ever do that. He's like, what not take a shit.

(02:42:26):
It's a pretty funny storyline. And then Anna Kendrick gets involved,
and then there's a twist and yeah, okay, and it's
unclear if Anna Kendrick's hunting him or she is also
in the game too. Fair enough. Yeah, that's pretty good movie.
Sounds like a good, good flick. It's pretty good. It
isn't alone, but Alone is easily the best, still the best,

(02:42:48):
showing that America's Got Talent easily the best show on television.
I can honestly say I've never watched a single episode of.

Speaker 6 (02:42:55):
Mary's Got Talent's brilliant it is. It's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (02:42:59):
I'm sure it is. I'm sure there's some very talented
people out there.

Speaker 6 (02:43:02):
It's not about talent. To me, it's not about talent.

Speaker 1 (02:43:05):
It is about these people who do weird fucking things,
and like, I'm gonna go on a fucking show and
dance with my dog. Yeah, you're like, goddamn, Okay. My
kids are like, Dad, you should go. You should go
do magic on America's Got Talent. Like that's the fucking
worst idea I have ever heard. No, what you should
do is combine your high karate and magic. Nobody's ever

(02:43:25):
done that before, right, I think you might have something there.
Put it together boom, not high karate, not magic. I
do a couple of tricks. You can decide which one
I'm speaking of. If you were gonna go on America's
Got Talent, lindsay, what would your talent be?

Speaker 5 (02:43:45):
I guess I'd have to go with singing.

Speaker 1 (02:43:48):
That would be it.

Speaker 5 (02:43:50):
I don't think they'd send me to Hollywood, but that
would be first thing.

Speaker 1 (02:43:56):
Kimpy, That's the first thing they came to my mind,
simply because I like to do the karaoke whatever and
and uh, I can make a work for a little while,
but outside of that, we're gonna watch me fucking miss
Baskets from the other side of the stage, trying to
throw some disco. Yeah. Ah man, I'll tell you what
My talent is, sitting on my ass and playing video

(02:44:18):
games for three hours.

Speaker 6 (02:44:19):
What are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (02:44:20):
I'm gonna play video games? What a Saturday Live skit?
That would be? Right?

Speaker 6 (02:44:25):
Oh fuck, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (02:44:27):
Or you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna roll a joint
and fucking play video games. What do you? What are
you here for? I'm gonna sabotage a relationship. All right,
we'll give it you for you right, what would you do? Um?
Cook make a pizza? Be an asshole? I don't know,
right right then the judges got to eat the pizza.

(02:44:48):
Oh god, and this Simon be like, this is the
worst pizza I've ever had. I've mentioned to Mike, I'm like,
we should do a pizza reality show where you come
on and you gotta make a fucking pizza and we
get to go. That's fucking garbage, because there are so
many bad pizzas out there, Mike. You know, Mike's too nice.
He's like, I'm not gonna tell someone their shit's bad?
Why not? Why not? He's king pizza? Let him let

(02:45:10):
them people wait? Even well, what can I do to
make a better Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:45:14):
That this ain't this ain't fucking help.

Speaker 5 (02:45:17):
Does the winner get their own pizzeria?

Speaker 1 (02:45:19):
Right? They get a position at an Andolini's right. I
know people that have pizzerias and they're pizza sucks. Yeah,
and they think it ain't good. I can think of
a few around here, right, They're like, it's so good.
I'm like, e if you say so, yeah, you know
you think about it. They don't. There's a lot that
like the Great American Bake Off, right, they they they

(02:45:39):
have baking shows, they have cooking shows of all shorts,
but they don't have one that's dedicated strictly to the za.
There is a show called will it do? Uh? Will it?
Is it pizza dough? Okay? Like is it pizza though?
And the person goes around to different pizza places, mostly
on the East Coast, and you get to see like

(02:46:02):
he introduced like weird pizzas, and then he takes it
back to a guy who's considered one of the best
pizza people in America and he and he's like, is
it pizza though? And he's like no, or he's like, well,
because meat, sauce cheese is really the parameters. He's like,
I guess it could be pizza. Yeah, okay. He looks
so fucking inconvenience the whole time. He's like annoyed with anything. Ye,

(02:46:26):
like one of them had gold flakes on it or something.
He's like, I mean it is pizza.

Speaker 6 (02:46:30):
I wouldn't eat.

Speaker 1 (02:46:30):
I wouldn't ever get in this. Yeah, but there might
be something there. You should pitch that to A and
E or something whatever whatever whatever, sure them too. You know,
I don't know where to go the ideas for shows,
but somebody will pick it up. Be Bobby Flay is
also a pretty fantastic show when you the idea is

(02:46:52):
he come for those who don't know it, Bobby Flay
celebrity chef. He's on there. He brings on two chefs.
They compete with an ingredient. He picks one of them,
then gets to move on to compete against him, and
they get to pick what they're cooking. So like, if
your thing is fucking epananas and you can go you
get to make corn and bananas or whatever, and then

(02:47:13):
Bobby gets to make it. But Bobby doesn't try to
make it authentic. He just makes it taste good, right,
And so a lot of times he kicks people's ass
on their dish because he's just trying to make it
taste good, right, and he is a world class Yeah true,
But the point being is, listen, people get hung up
on like it's gotta be authentic. Hey, mac and cheese

(02:47:34):
is fucking this and this and this, and he's like,
fuck that, I'm gonna put fucking something delicious in it.

Speaker 5 (02:47:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:47:39):
Yeah, I'm the same way. That's why I don't make
my meat loaf the traditional way people catch up a
barbecue sauce on it. I don't mess with any of that,
you know, cheese, a couple of garlic, different spices or whatever.
That's it, you know. And I was having a conversation
with my girlfriend the other day because she's like, I
love beatloaf. I was like, I'll make you one, and
so I did, and I was like, you know, my mom,

(02:48:02):
My mom's fucking meat loaf, God bless her soul. Was
fucking shit. It's all there was to it. You know.
It was ground beef, some chopped up onions and fucking ketchup.
Very limited, very limited. So I was like, when I
was started again, I was like, well, I don't have
to make it like this. I can make a fucking
meat want any way that I want, So I chose

(02:48:22):
the way that I make it, and it seems to
be all right. So I get you, Bobby, I got you.

Speaker 6 (02:48:27):
Best when I ever had bacon.

Speaker 1 (02:48:29):
Okay, right, You cook a bacon, chop it up, then
caramelize onions in the fucking bacon fat, then put all
of that into the fucking meat and then whatever season needs,
and it's like it's a fucking game changer. I have
tried a bacon wrapped meat loaf once. I made it,
cheddar cheese on the inside, cheddar cheese on the outside,

(02:48:51):
wrapped a bacon, blah blah blah. It just it seems
like anytime I wrap something at bacon, there's the huge
parts of it that don't get cooked all the way,
and I'm just like I'm done.

Speaker 6 (02:49:00):
Or one piece gets over.

Speaker 1 (02:49:02):
Yeah, no, these are it's already cooked bacon inside the
loaf or the wad. I have to keep that in mind, man,
that sounds delicious. Of course, Bacon makes everything better anyway. Yeah,
It's like meatballs when people make meat balls and they're
always like, oh, it's just beef and pinkle bitch. Put
some fucking sausage in that fucker right, spanks it up
a little bit so good. Fuck, just meat balls. That's

(02:49:24):
all you're eating is just meat balls, right, No fucking crazy,
nothing fancy about it, all right. Uh, you guys have
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on the pre version. Yeah, you guys have a great week.
We'll talk to you later. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 5 (02:50:02):
See bye bye, m

Speaker 1 (02:50:10):
M hm