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like to help people out. We're help We're big helpers here, y'all.
Whatever we can do to help you, guys. And so
these are things that women find sexy, and lindsay, I'm
gonna need.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
You to all right, yes, yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Pay attention to your clothes is on this list.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
Yeah. I do like that sometimes, though I don't like
that because if that's clear.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Well, here's why do you expect coming from a woman.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Because if sometimes it was something that maybe I wasn't
supposed to buy or shouldn't have have. And if Kevin
is like, oh that's nice, I'm like, oh this old thing. Thanks,
it's been sitting in a closet for so long. I'm
surprised you hadn't seen it before.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Well, try not to think of it as your husband.
Think about men in general. Yeah, and is it a
turn on that they do this? Maybe even go back
to your single day. Definitely, definitely, you're right. Without qualifiers
is another possible turn on for a women. For women,
this says you don't need to have the last word someone.
The acknowledging she's right and leaving it at that can

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gain your appreciation that you can't. You simply can't fathom.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
Absolutely so lie.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
No, lying is sexy.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
No, no, no no. But acknowledging if if we are
right is a turn on.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Operative we're being No, just admit when we're right.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
We're not always right.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
There we go.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
We're not always wrong either, So when we are right,
just acknowledge it right.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Broken clocks are right twice a day. Right, No they aren't.
Broken clocks aren't right twice a day.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
No, that's correct.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Another one on here, kitchen skills.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Okay, yeah, if we've worked hard in the kitchen and
made a nice meal, compliment the dinner if.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
You'd like it.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
But also, honestly, if you don't, that's.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Not what it says. That's not what it's saying. That's
not what it says.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
Kitchen skills.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, being able to cook like a guy, being able
to cook a meal that's more than just spaghetti and
hot dogs. Oh yeah, kitchen skills, not kitchen compliments.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Yeah, yeah, if you have them, that's nice. That's a
good thing. If you've got it, it works.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Is it's sexy.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
It can be.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
A lack of insecurity. Women appreciate it when a guy
can admit that another guy is good looking. Doesn't mean
you're playing for the other team by acknowledging that someone
else is handsome. Being secure with what you bring to
the table and confident about it is sexy, according to
this list of what women find attractive or sexy.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
I think being comfortable with it is fine. I don't
necessarily find it sexy. Doesn't turn me on that you
can compliment another man.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Well, that's not what it says. It says that you're
a lack of insecurity, Like you aren't insecure? Is what
would be the quality? They just use that as the example. Yeah,
didn't everybody have some form of insecurity? Yeah for sure. Yeah.
But men typically in the example won't go yeah, he's
good looking, yeah, because they're worried they're gonna look gay,

(07:52):
right exactly, no home a. But yeah, I think if
you go around in the example they're using, if you
go around like, hey, he's good looking, he's good looking,
he's good looking. But that's mirrored.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
That is definitely weird.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
But if your partner's like, hey, Brad Pitt's hot and
you're like, yeah, no, he's a good looking dude, I
think that that's probably okay. Yes, yeah, if you're constantly
going they're good looking, they're good looking, they're good looking,
like dial it back there texts, even if you just
do it with the opposite sexual with anybody, it's just no,
you're right, it's just weird. No, but some guys will
say that about women in their boobs. Man, she's got

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every person that walks by. Uh, this says animals. When
women love guys who love animals.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Some women do, but I don't think that's a deal breaker.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well, it's not that, that's not it's about sexy. Do
you find it sexy? That is the question on all.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
These No, I don't find it sexy.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I don't know anybody who openly hates animals. I mean
you said that you hate cats. Yeah, but I like animals, right,
I hate birds. Okay, so selling animals it's okay, but
not on all animals, gotcha, Yeah, I mean to blindly
love all animals is pretty stupid. I don't know. I
kind of like all animals, you know, but that's just me.

(09:14):
That's why I have so many of them. Yeah, I'm
just saying that there are some that are just quite
dangerous and stupid, right, so to love them, I mean,
I don't want anything harm to come to I joke
about cats, but I don't want any harm to come
to them. And squirrels and birds, but like I don't
if you happen to hit one with your card, it's okay.
I'm not wrecking my car to save any of those items, right,

(09:34):
even dogs after that my car. Mean, I'm not going
to take on a four or five, nine, fifteen thousand
dollars bill to save someone's dog they can't keep in
their backyard. Doesn't mean I don't love them. Condoms is
on this list. Yeah, these are apparently things that women
find sexity. It says sexy. It says that women having

(09:55):
this says that men having them on hand and grabbing
them without being asked shows that you're risks responsible and
care about your health and protection and theirs. Gimby's laughing.
Why you laugh. It's not about the condoms that they
find sexy, because it's weird, to be honest with you,
it's the responsibility that the woman would find right actions
Are actions mean more than words? So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
Yeah, But then they're gonna be questioning later like, yeah,
it was responsible, but is he a whore?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Do women do that?

Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah? Or overthinkers when it comes to that.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I'm saying, so, if if a man uses a condom,
a woman will probably go down that he's a whore.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. We're gonna
think right away like, oh, yes, he's responsible, he has
a condom, and then later, later, after the fact, we're
gonna think, oh, so why did he have condoms on
him so easily? Like does he do this a lot?
Does he sleep around?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Like so if you like, meet the guy at the
bar or whatever, and you go back home with it
and he happens to have a pocket for well, yeah,
maybe you're the whore. Right, Maybe you're asking who is
the horror the wrong way exactly. Dancing, even if you
suck at it, just dancing is sexy. I don't believe that.

(11:17):
If you can dance, I believe that.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
But even if you just get out there like and
you can't do it, it's still sexy because you're putting
yourself out there reading. I want to say yes, but really.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Let me clarify books. Yeah right, I read instructions, not
the ability to read it. Yeah, being illiterate is sexy. Yeah,
they love bars man.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Yeah yeah, I think it's sexy.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Smelling nice, very sexy, better than smelling like I ass definitely.
I mean, I I agree with that. What if like
they just don't stink, like they don't use cologne, but
they just don't smell bad, like maybe just some deodorant
that's all they need.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Okay, No, I mean it's it's fine, but it doesn't
put you in a oh. When you have that certain scent,
it automatically takes you to thoughts, sexy thoughts.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay, that's interesting. So you could argue because some men
overdo the cologne, so so many some men overdo cologne,
and it becomes like it's like men's makeup, right, because
some women overdo makeup. Yes, and so some men overdo
colone where they walk by and like cock.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
You get stuck on an elevator with a person like that.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Burns your eyes. You don't even have to get stuck
in an elevator. They just walk by to go to
their table, right, right, And they're like green fog follows them.
You're like, bro dial you know you're wearing a strong one, right,
Brushing and playing with her hair is a sexy thing,
Yes it is. Hmm okay, I'm just agreeing. Okay, you

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think it's sexy too? And what so many plays with
my hair? Oh yeah, I like this hot stuff. Give
me the pets, give me all the pets, well pets
and brushing well yeah yeah, listen, I don't have much
hair to brush, right, what about when she grabs oh yeah,
stroke my beard? No brush, like, get a brush brush
she wanted to, I'd be I think that would be hot.
I think that would be hot if she wanted to

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brush my beard. Yeah know, just don't you know, watch
out for the tangles. You know, I don't be ripping
it out, but yeah, man, I don't know if i'd
see brushing my hair as sexy like my wife did
that or any girl. Maybe not brushing or combing something
like that, but definitely like running fingers through it. Yeah,
playing with it? Yeah? What about like do you want

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him braiden?

Speaker 7 (13:56):
He has tried before, not very good at it, but yes,
I like one he plays with my hair or brushes
my hair because it's unsolicited attention and it feels great.
I love that sexy.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
This says.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
Listening, Yes, just even just listening and not trying to
solve anything.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
There's this great meme or video or whatever on TikTok
shows this woman and she's commenting about two women, you know,
you know, letting your man speak and like let him
finish his thoughts, you know, and that can be a
really good thing for relationships. And then it cuts to
this other guy and he goes, this bitch just discovered

(14:43):
shut the f up. But listening is sexy. Yeah, I
feel like that should just be a baseline thing you
want in a relationship.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Sides.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I mean, he's a good partner, but he all right, Uh,
respecting servers.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
Yeah yeah, I mean, but that again, I feel like
should go with listening on both sides. Like that should
just be a given and.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Not just servers, I think, just people in general. Right,
I mean, but it's sexy. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
I don't know why it would be considered sexy, but
it's nice. I guess it's sexy to be kind to people.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
It's sexy to be kind yea. All right, last one
here making the bed very sexy.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Really yep, I love coming home and finding our bed
is made.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Okay, chores in general. Yeah, but try to take away
that you live with this, it's your partner. Like if
you went to a man's house and he made his
you noticed he made his bed, you'd be like hey.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
Yet like wow, yeah, he's organ You would think he's organized.
You think, oh, he would make a good partner. Or
he likes to be kind of neat and tidy. That's sexy.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
What if he has throw pillows on his bed?

Speaker 7 (16:16):
Mmm, because it's a little bit feminine, more on the
feminine side.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, so he's doing chores, keep going.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
Yeah, well then he's got good taste, so yeah, take it.
It's a bit sexy.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
You doubted yourself there for a second. You were like
a little light and a loafer. You don't mind when.

Speaker 7 (16:41):
I bring my extra throw pillows into the relationship. Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
It's interesting that with the condoms you went with, well,
maybe he's been with a lot of people or a
woman potentially could think that, But with throw pillows, there
was never like, well maybe he just these are from
the previous partner.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
All right, No, you're right, but no, maybe it was
just raised up right.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Sure, sure, yeah, well those are sexy things. A lot
of them feel like just qualities of being a human
and also maintenance on the wife or the woman brushing
hair paid. Most men only pay attention to the clothes
for women, that's true. We don't do it for other
guys or even ourselves, because we really could care less,

(17:25):
you know, couldn't care less what we're wearing. Sometimes I'll
go to pick up the kids and my wife will go,
that's what you're wearing. I'm like, I don't care you'll
look like and I'm saying your stuff totally. I'm like,
you're done, like I got it, So I don't care
if someone else thinks I look like a slob in
my crocs? Right, and my Adam Sandler shorts what you
trying to impress? Am? I I'm what Willis was talking about. Sure,

(17:51):
and you're right without qualifiers is like again, I think
a lot of these are just quality, like you should
just be a quality human being that you should seek
out in a partner and not just like man, it's
so sexy. He treats me with respect, So sexy. He's
responsible and cares about his health and taking care of

(18:12):
his house. You know, if the previous man was a
douche and treated or badly, I could see how, you know,
being respectful could be sexy. I mean, we can go
down a rabbit hole about that too. If you don't
want men to treat you like a douche, then don't
give men that are douches any time of day. Right, Yeah,
sometimes you don't know until it's too late. Those individuals

(18:33):
men and women who treat people that way only do
it because they've been allowed to treat people that way, right,
It's what they're used to, or maybe that's what they
saw growing up. You know, Dad treated mom like this, right, maybe,
but they're like, well he's got a lot of money,
so I'll let him spit on me, right, or never

(18:53):
be around or whatever that trait is that you don't want.
But even if you want somebody to bring you waffles
every morning, go find that person. Then we'll bring you
waffles every morning. Definitely, man or a woman. You want
to play golf every Sunday, go find the guy that's
the woman that's gonna let you play golf every Sunday,
or guy whatever that looks like for you, No judgment,

(19:13):
all right, We got to take a break. We'll be back.

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These are stories you may have missed to the news.
We cover them here and put a link on our
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Speaker 1 (20:01):
World news, local news, and news that just makes you say,
what the Here's corby Gimbean Lindsay with what's going on
news quakies from the Big mid Morning Showing.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
Ninety person accidentally texts police to smoke. Officer hilariously responds
this happened in Gulf Ports Mississippi.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Where when the comma is so important in that sentence?

Speaker 7 (20:26):
Well, I say hilariously because is it hilarious? I don't know.
You can decide?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Well, no, hold on. Person accidentally texts police officer, police
to smoke. Officer hilariously response, what the comma is very important?
The sentence is a person accidentally texts police to smoke.
Officer hilariously responds not smoke, right right? Smoke? Officer like, Hey,

(20:55):
would you like to partake? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (20:58):
Yes, So the Mississippi police officer decided to have some
fun after someone inadvertently texted him about smoking. The Gulfport
Police Department shared the text exchange between this person believed
to have been chatting with a friend, but instead it
was an officer. The conversation started with the unidentified person

(21:21):
shortly after ten pm local time last week. The person yo, officer, Sup, person,
what are you doing? Officer chillin'? Hbu? How about you? Person?
Want to smoke? Officer? Smoke? Person, I got some fiery
emoji with a gas pump emoji. Officer. I don't think

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I'll be able to smoke with you. Person, bruh, we
smoke all the time. Officer. I think you have the
wrong number. Person, bruh stop captain officer send selfie holding
a police badge. No, caper didn't reply to the officer's selfie,
and the department did not share the person's phone number,

(22:06):
but they did post a pro tip before you send
the text, double check the number. The department said that
on their Facebook post. Nothing like a wrong number text
to really spice up someone's day. And I looked it
up that medical marijuana was legalized in Mississippi back in
February of twenty twenty two, but non medical marijuana remains illegal.

(22:27):
So basically it's the same around here.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, you can smoke, but to invite people over to
smoke as a completely different thing. Well as long as
their card holders, Yeah, you're fine. I thought you're supposed
to smoke your own supply. Well if they bring their own,
you know, it's just like, hey, I'll bring you right,
that's not what it's said. You're right with no qualifiers, right. Yeah. Also,
that's a really long engagement of conversation with the wrong text,

(22:53):
and then to take a picture of your bat like, okay,
settled down. It's just I don't want to you can't
do anything right, It's just texting.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
So it's a weird engagement in flex. Must have been
a slow day on the force. Yeah, woman Pelt's sister
with pasta. So there's this gal. She's twenty one. Her
name is Nakia Davis, and she lives with her sister,
and she was at home with her sister and her
sister's boyfriend. Then I guess her sister had some food
delivered and uh, Nikki was like, hey, let me get

(23:30):
some of that, and the sister's like, hell na get
your own damn food. Well that's set her off. They
get out of an argument. She takes his plate of
Ravioli's and chucks it at her, gets spaghetti sauce or
excuse me, ravioli sauce all over you know, ravioli stuck
to the face and police get called out, okay, and

(23:52):
they questioned her. She's like, hell yeah, I threw the
raviolis at her, and of course the boyfriend backed it up.
She ended up going in Ford domestic battery. How many
domestics with pasta stories do you think you've had this year? Gimpie,
A lot? I want to say at least I want
to say at least six at least six. I know,

(24:15):
I've gotten a lot of domestics with food, but you know,
just singling it down with pasta, which is a funny sentence. Yeah,
domestics with food. Does that mean people just don't think
they would get in trouble? Right? Four is the well? Yeah,
three plus one from ear right. And they're all different too.

(24:36):
It's not like it's the same story. I'll read the headlines.
Man throws pasta at motorists during road rage incident. I
remember that one, and then a few days later. I
don't know if you did the same story. Driver throws
pasta in road rad's incident. Okay, I don't know. Woman
Pelt's sister with pasta. Couple arrested for pasta battery. Just

(25:01):
leave the pasta alone. It's a waste of good. Skindy man.
Man's arm saved after getting caught in tortilla machine. First
responders had saved the arm of a man who caught
was arm was caught in a tortilla making machine in
San Diego. The man got his right arm caught in
the machine up to his shoulder at a Logan Heights

(25:22):
market Friday morning, and was found suspended above the ground.
Thirty four. Firefighters took forty five minutes to get him
free and then send him to the hospital still attached
to part of the machine. Doctors report his arm has
now been saved. The tortilla making side of the market
has been shut down for an OSHA inspection. Wow, you
think right, Tortilla machines do when you even see people

(25:45):
like press them out and they clamp it down. Like
the idea of even get a finger in there, much
less your arm getting caught and pulled up into the machine.

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Right lift seeing you off the ground.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah there, I mean there. The one that's pictured in
the news story that I posted doesn't look very big,
but there are massive ones like the size of this room. Yeah,
like commercial grade or whatever. Yeah for sure. Wow that
would suck, Yes, that would yes, No, like a roller

(26:18):
coaster sound you know, man, homemade tois so good? There
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Speaker 7 (27:07):
The final week of the NFL preseason is set to
kick off tonight. The two time defending champions Kansas City
Chiefs are set to host the Bears, while the Indianapolis
Colts are going to pay a visit to the Cincinnati Bengals.
The Bears will look to close out the preseason with
an unblemished four and oh record after playing in the
Hall of Fame Game. The action continues Friday with three

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more games, highlighted by a Sin City showdown between the
Raiders and the forty nine Ers. There will then be
eight games on Saturday and three more on Sunday. The
Washington Commanders will host the New England Patriots on Sunday
night to close out the preseason.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
I don't think any starters are playing tonight, honey on
the Bears or the are the Chiefs, okay, So it
should be fun to see the guys that'll be delivering
food next week.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
The Broncos have named their starting quarterback Denver Sean Payton
has announced that first round rookie Bow Nicks will be
the team starter. Knicks will become the first rookie signal
caller in franchise history to start the regular season opener
since Hall of Famer John Elway did back in nineteen
eighty three. The twenty four year old was the twelfth

(28:17):
overall pick in April's draft and had to beat out
veterans Jared Stidham and Zach Wilson for the starting job.
He will become the fifth oldest rookie QB to start
a season opener since nineteen fifty. The Broncos opened the
season on the road against the Seattle Seahawks on September eighth.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Th It's crazy about I mean, he looks great. It
makes sense obviously for him to be the starter for
the Broncos. Is Bo Nicks, Jane Daniels, Caleb Williams. Those
are the top three quarterback picks, right, all gonna start, right.
They all three aren't going to be good. No, the
chance of all three being good is damn near zero.

(28:57):
They may be okayeh, right, but they're not gonna be stellar. No.
They're like, if you're a fan of one of those teams,
you cannot expect to be thinking you're gonna make it.
Not all of them are going to be c J.
Stroud right, right, and even he stumbled a lot.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
Has there ever been a rookie that came out and
was like, oh my.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
God, I mean, I can't think of one off the
top of my head. Yeah, So that'll be interesting to
see which one won't be fruitful, and then there'll be
a quarterback that was taking much later they brock party right,
right right, that will be the fruitful one. But there's
this belief because that they are the top three quarterbacks,
that they're going to be money. That's the hope, that's

(29:39):
the hope. But I mean, some of these guys are
putting their careers on it. You tell me Eberflu's career
isn't on this, right.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Yeah. The Browns are dealing with another injury to their
star quarterback, Deshaun Watson was limited yesterday's practice with general
arm soreness. He has yet to play a season there right,
and head coach Kevin Stefanski told the media they aren't
overly concerned. Stefanski wouldn't say if Watson will sit out

(30:06):
of the team's preseason finale against a Seahawks Saturday night.
The three time Pro Bowler is coming off season ending
shoulder surgery that limited him to six games last year,
He's appeared in just twelve games for Cleveland due to
injuries or suspensions.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
So, like, what the coaches say is really rest because
it's a very they navigate it really well. But he
didn't say he wasn't concerned. He said he wasn't overly concerned. Right,
Why would he go, well, we're overly concerned about it?
He would never say that, right, right, But this he
can say, we said we were concerned, we just weren't
overly concerned. Well, if you're over why aren't you overly concerned?

(30:45):
Why wouldn't you just say we're not concerned.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
I mean he's kind of pulling like Andy Reid, right,
Like he doesn't give too much information about it one
hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
But when you've got a guy who hasn't been playing, yeah,
he has yet to prove himself as a Cleveland Brown's player.
I mean that's why he's not overly concerned. He's just like, Eh, Okay,
this guy is who he is. We're gonna play anyway
with or without him, right, Yeah, thanks to it. He
can't write it off either, right. That's why coaches have

(31:14):
a heart like that's such another side of the coin
of besides being the leader of adult men, is you've
also got to be able to navigate those questions.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Yeah, well he is used to having to move on
without him, right, A team without Deshaun Watson, right.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
But it's not moving on, it's mending until he's better, yes.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
Yes, or not in legal trouble. Right, and that's your
boss with the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay A ninety seven
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Speaker 3 (31:51):
Good morning, It's the big Man Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh k m O D. You can
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Speaker 7 (32:04):
Good morning Corbyn. Continue one hundred years of celebrating the
Canes Ballroom on October fourth with seven dust free Tickets
can be one online at kmod dot com.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Good morning, Gimbie, Well, good morning Corbyn. It is Rock
Oklahoma Thursdays, which means you're never more than thirty minutes
away from winning weekend tickets to Rock Oklahoma. Just gotta
listen for the code word every thirty minutes. Once you
hear it, you use the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app,
send it to us and boom pal. You are qualified
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Speaker 1 (32:42):
Brown, no world, take my strong hand, get on, give train, Mama,
give train, deron the world, take my my trow hand.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Get alma, give train, give train. You are my kind
of cripple GIMPI tremendous speaking of rock Oklaholma. Exactly one
week from today, the party starts, all right. As a
matter of fact, there's gonna be people lining up this weekend. Sunday,
I think is when you start lining up to get
in two said campgrounds and start partying your asses off.

(33:15):
But the concert doesn't start until Thursday. It's gonna kick
it off with Tom Kiefer and Faster pussy Cat. It's
gonna be a good dime. Now Here in about thirty minutes,
we're gonna give away VIP tickets. Right. VIP gets you
free food, air conditioning, right, bathrooms that are better than
the other ones. And I have the menu for the weekend,

(33:37):
Oh VIP menus. Listen to this Friday for dinner, all right,
which is served from four to eight Corbyn. You can
get in early. It can get you some food. This
is what we're having on Friday, carved smoked pit ham,
battered pollock fil a or battered pollock, uh, baked chicken,

(34:01):
fried shrimp, pinney, alfredo, French fries, and green beans. That's
for dinner on Friday. Wow.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Yeah, all of that, all of it just Friday night.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah yeah, Yeah. It's a buffet style, right, you go
in there and you just get whatever you want. They've
got desserts in there. They got all kinds of stuff,
all right. So that's Friday. Saturday for lunch, which starts
at noon and runs until two thirty. Looks like we're
having chicken fajitas. Okay, I don't know if they're gonna
be sizzling and get everybody's dingeon, but nonetheless, chicken pietas,

(34:36):
street tacos, Polish sausages, tater coins, fiesta corn, Spanish rice
and chips and salsa. That's Saturday's lunch. Yeah, looking at
Saturday's dinner time, carved pork loin, charred broiled steaks. Yeah,

(34:58):
meat balls and gravy, mac and cheese, cubed fried taters,
meatballs and gravy is like a Swedish meatball type of thing. Yeah,
that's what I'm assuming anyway, you know, like a brown
gravy or something to that effect. But you can't go
wrong with meatballs and gravy and then a California blend,
which is what broccoli, cauliflower, carrots pass. Yeah, all the

(35:23):
gaseous vegetables right there. Sunday that was Saturday for dinner,
Sunday for lunch or brunch in this case a little
hangover here, scrambled eggs, sausage links, breakfast taters, biscuits, and gravy,
French toast sticks. And if you don't want all that
breakfast goodness, you can have pulled pork chicken strips and

(35:47):
a vegetable of some sorts. How awesome is that? And
Sunday's dinner you're looking at carved smoked turkey, breast, sweet
chili chicken, grilled pork chops, jambalaya, peas and carrots, Me
and Jenny, peas and carrots, steak fries and garlic mashed potatoes.

(36:10):
Damn that the winner and the winners of our VIP
tickets will be able to indulge in all those delicious
yeah goodness right there. I'm so excited and I love
We got to hurry I want to be there for real.
I love Wrocklaholma. I'm in so many different Wroklahoma groups

(36:32):
on Facebook and they're really helping out a lot. This year,
somebody had put together a checklist. Again, people are getting
together their stuffed just so camping for a week or
maybe even just the weekend. And somebody and I thought
this was really nice and I wanted to share it
because it could be helpful for some people as you're
packing and getting ready for Oklahoma. This is your Rockklahoma

(36:55):
packing checklist, at least according to this person. Okay, small,
So I gotta get my screen closer to me. I'll
have trifocals like Corbyn does. All right, So it's say
it's got a new prescription digit good news, Congratulations, can
you see better? Well, I haven't got to put in
ah still oh yeah, oh yeah for better or worse? Worse?

(37:17):
I mean tip, it's not common you go to the
eye doctor and it gets better. Well, I don't know
if like you know, hey, miraculously your eyes have gotten
better and you don't need binoculars to be able to see.
All right, So here's a rock Alama checklist in the venue.
In the venue, So inside the concert area. It says

(37:38):
you're gonna need some water bottles, a camping chair, which
is very important, all right, bring your folding chair of sorts.
All right, he's just gonna sit on the ground and
that sucks, all right? Uh, a fan or cooling towels,
and they have and I think they sell them there
at Rocklahoma. It's like a little fan that you wear

(37:58):
around your neck, okay, and battery operating, yeah, keeps it
blows just enough, just enough to keep your head and
neck cool. It helps, all right. It says medicine or vitamins.
And again, this is somebody else's checklist that they put
together to try to help other people that are camping
and getting ready for rock Long. I don't know if

(38:20):
you'll need the fan thing right right? What's that? Well,
they're saying it's gonna be pretty pretty nice. I can
handle that. But this is Oklahoma, so anything is possible.
True that They also said it's supposed to rain, right,
there's like a slight chance that it could rain. My
six month out weather predictor that is sixty percent accurate

(38:40):
says that Friday three tents of an inch of rain,
Saturday six tents of an inch rain Sunday seven tenths
of an injuring, so there is a chance that it
could just be humid and muggy. Is all get out?
It says the high will be eighty six, Yeah, and
the low at night will be seventy. I'll bring a
fan just in case. Cooling talent no snow though, Well

(39:01):
that's good. Yeah, that's good. Hopefully we can stay away
from the severe weather tornadoes and stuff. What else do
we gotta here on this Rockahoma checklist? As somebody put
together ac through backpack. Of course, it's a clear bag policy, right,
sunscreen or bug spray for the ladies, tampoons, bring your
tampoons smart to remind women because it's sure they forget

(39:23):
about it. Yeah, right, of course, credit cards and cash.
I can't remember if Rocklaholma is a cashless I thought
it was. I think you're right. I think you're right. So,
but I guess it wouldn't hurt to have some just
in case, just in case, hand sanitizer and wipes, beads
for dirt obvious reasons. This person putting down glow sticks,

(39:50):
candy slash flavor packets, maybe like flavor packets for like
your bottle of water, like some crystal light or something
like that. Okay, yeah, okay, that makes sense. Alcohol, which
you know they've they've got the alcohol there for you,
and of course sunglasses and a hat. It also says
it's This is another part of the Rocklahoma camping packing checklist.

(40:12):
Important things to bring driver's license, your wallet, camping tickets,
and wristbands. Don't forget your wristbands or you're not getting in.
Very important if your wristband is your ticket and your wallet. Yeah, yeah,
so I guess you really don't need I don't like
traveling around like I'll take I've got a Castanza wallet, right,

(40:35):
and I'll just take my ID and my credit card
out and then just keep that in my pocket and
like buttoning up because usually wear shorts or whatever button
that back pocket so it doesn't fall out. Costanza might
be kind of an old reference, so you might need
to tell those that don't know, I have never seen seinfeld.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
Man, Oh you're young, and John Derek Costandel wallet is
when you put so many papers and bigonish cards that
you'll never look at you in your wallet and it
makes you tilt when you sit because it's so fat.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah. His hands a wallet. Yeah, it's almost thirty years
since that ended.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Crazy.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
I think everybody knows what it stands the wallet is.
But your point is taken. Somebody who was born fifteen
years ago might not even know that show exist. They
still show reruns like constantly on TBS. Doesn't mean people
watch it. Fair fair Uh, toiletrees if you're planning on
camp and bring your toothbrush and toothpaste. Of course, we
don't need your staking ass breath coming around clogging everything up.

(41:31):
Dental floss, deodorant, shampoo, body wash, face wash, hair brush.
They have alo Vera on here, which I guess if
you're getting burnt that way, that would make sense. But
I mean it's supposed to be cloudy in a see.

Speaker 7 (41:46):
I would say, even if you aren't camping, take extra
deodorant because you sed sweat.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, I mean you don't want to carry it around
if you're leaving, leave it in your car, yeah yeah yeah,
and ali Vera, here's a little hack. Put it in
your cooler.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
And it can be cloudy in eighty six and you
can still get someburned. Son does not need to be
able to get some burned true dead. And it also
says here, flushable wipes, slash toilet paper. I mean, if
you want to walk around with toilet paper, I guess
that's so weird. Right, at some point you've got to
be able to walk, right, And now you're just carrying everything. Yeah, right,
like you're going on a four day hike and got

(42:22):
your back pack, your ruck sect on, Yeah, if you
got a if you got an eighty pound ruck, you look,
it feels a little weird. And I don't think they
make them clear right, clanking around with your your campsite
pots and pants, yeah, uh. Speaking of camping gear, a
tent if you are not in an RV, I think

(42:42):
that makes sense. But I guess if you want to
sleep under the stars, you can a hammer and mallet,
a camping chair, fans, pillows and blankets, and of course
you're gonna need four days worth of clothes. This person
says on here pajamas and swimwear. I thought that was interesting,
But I remember they do have pools that you can reserve.

(43:03):
You can rent a small like kiddie pool and they'll
bring it out or whatever and fill it up for
you and you can chill in that. Day one is
probably fine, Yeah, right, yeah, but I mean you can
empty it and then call them back up and they
have them come refill it. Really yeah, yeah, how much
do they charge for that pool thing? That I don't know?
That I don't know because when I go, I go

(43:23):
camping with friends and we stay in an RB and
we never got the pool, So maybe it might be
something to check into this year. You can you can
even get your own personal porta potty Rock Yeah, you can,
Hail Yeah, you can. And on a lot of these
groups they make it very plain and clear to make
sure if you if you reserve your own personal porta

(43:46):
potty that you need to put some signage on it
and say, hey, this is a private portajohn or private
bathroom whatever. So that way, and it doesn't always stop people,
but it deters some people from going and using your
personal bad.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
That's what you should bring cash for. So if you
want to use someone's personal portage, and you'd be like, hey, man,
here's five backs if you let me drive your due
in there.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I got it. We got private restroom rentals one hundred
and fifty dollars for Rocklaholma and then twenty dollars each
time it's serviced. So to get it pumped out. So
one hundred and fifty dollars for the entire weekend or
your entirety time there. Yeah, one hundred and seventy Probably
that's not bad. No, I don't think that's not bad.
And then you know, hey, here's a couple extra box
to pump the do out of my portage on which

(44:31):
that's not a bad deal, I guess. And now if
you a lot of people take to RV uh waste
pump is fifty bucks, Well they'll come pump out your RV.
He's a nice lady, and then water fill your RV
fifty bucks. If you want to rent a inflatable swimming pool,
it's a one hundred dollars that includes water. Really one
hundred bucks for an inflatable pool, and if you want

(44:53):
them to come back and fill it, it's fifty dollars. Okay,
so maybe you might just be sitting in that stagnant
water all weekend. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, fifty bucks.
That's a lot, Yeah, a lot. You know, you're looking
at spend one hundred bucks on the pool, and if
you fill it up every day, that's another one hundred
and fifty or at least you know, yeah, it's fifty
to fill it. To fill it each time you feel

(45:14):
it though, yeah, but if you feel it every day.
I'm just saying that like to have that type of
it's what a crazy if you are going, you go
every year and you're looking at a way to make
it different. I think doing one of these two things, yeah,
is fun. And if you spend fifty dollars for three
days filling it, okay, I bad. Especially if you're going
with like a group of people. You guys can split

(45:35):
the bill, you know, go and dutch on a pool
and the water to fill it. I like that it
says here someone decides to use it as a porta potty,
oh god, which wouldn't surprise me in a late night
Rockklahoma scenario. Now, just got more things here, food supplies,
plastic wares, cups, plates, you know, pans, your grill. Last

(45:58):
year I brought out my my bike Blackstone, right. We
use that to cook up dinner and breakfast and stuff on.
So that helps. Bags of ice, which they do at
their general store sell bags of ice there, which is awesome.
You don't have to worry about running in a town
or how much I forget. To be honest with you,

(46:18):
I party my ass off, so I don't really remember
the pricing. I'm just like heare ice e beer. I'll
take a pack of Marble reds because they don't sell
my cigarettes there, right, and take my money. Supplying to man,
they got you so exactly, absolutely absolutely you shouldn't expect
it to be bargain price. Right. And this is again,

(46:39):
this is a list that somebody put together as their checklist.
Zip block bags, paper towels, foil, and a wash station
of sorts so you could get into Rocklahoma uncensored. It's
ali Facebook Rocklahoma Uncensored. Uh. Surviving Rockklahoma is another good
group to join on on Facebook or whatever, and you
can get all the details and get so much help

(47:01):
and advice from fellow concertgoers right here on the book.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Be Brown the world, Take my strong hand, Get on
the give train, MoMA, give train, Brown the world, take
my my trong hand, Get on the damn train.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Grain you are my kind of cripple GIMPI tremendous.

Speaker 8 (47:24):
Telsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The Assault
continues next ninety seven five.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six oh K m O D. Can also
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to eight two nine four five. Let's play a game
right now. We're gonna give away a pair of VIP
tickets to Rockklahoma with GA Camping. You gotta play this game.

(47:54):
We're gonna play Snip Schnepsner. Current record is well, I
am dominating this one with thirteen. Lindsay has nine, you
have seven. Last week's winter that'd be me so Corbyn
and Lindsay at nine one eight four six oh kmo
D nine one eight four six oh KMOD call up,
decide who's going to be your clue giver. Whoever gets
the most right is winning those tickets to Rocklahoma VIP

(48:17):
tickets to Rockklahoma. Nine one eight four six oh km
o D. Let's go to the phones. Good morning, you're
on the air. What is your name? Good morning? Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name? Jesse? Turn
your other phone off? You got in brother, Jesse. Who

(48:37):
do you want to give clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Cobin Jesse.
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers starts after the
first clue. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:47):
All right, here we go. Uh, my blank don't want
none unless you got buns, hon anaconda correct? Uh? This
uh sea creature has eight uh eight limbs. Yes, spelled incorrectly. Uh.

(49:10):
When you get a photo done, you can have our
paint and get gloss or this type of finish Shatton
another word, what's the letter after L and yes? Type
of finish Matt correct. Uh. If you're If you record

(49:36):
something and the internet goes crazy for it, it becomes a
blank video. Yes. If you want to sleep for a
little bit longer, you hit this bar on the top
of your clock. Yes.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
This is if a type of web browser but allows
you to watch stuff on TV pass. This is the
Aurora Borealis.

Speaker 9 (49:58):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Six Yes, five is what we got and it might
be good enough. Jesse, hang on the line, okay, okay, no,
stay right there, Good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name? Hell's tie tie? Yes, sir, all right, Ty,
you and Lindsey have to beat five. Okay, alright, here

(50:21):
you go.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
All right. This is music makes you lose? Okay. Also
the name of a Janet Jackson song. If you like
to be in charge of things, people might call you
a blank freak. You like to have a remote blank him? Okay,

(50:47):
a remote blank is for your television. Yes, uh huh.
This is a pink outfit worn in the movie Christmas
Story Pink Bunny shuit. Yes, I will take this pepsi blank.
And it is a competition. Uh, two people, I blank

(51:12):
you to a duel I balance yes, uh huh uh.
This is a clothing brand. It was shoes, it was
Jean's and Michael. Uh sounds like he was a basketball player.
This is one in the.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Time time time time. I'm so sorry ty he did
not win. Man, I'm awesome, million nuts, great day. Congratulations
Jesse one. Man you're getting those v I p to
gets to Oklahoma. Yeah, man, hang on the line so
and get your info. Okay, a right. That was probably

(51:54):
one of the toughest rounds ever.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Yeah, that went out.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I'm in last place. I don't think I have any
room to give advice. However, in the middle, maybe give
modern day references for what the pepsi challenge. I couldn't
think you guys stuck on control? Yeah, okay, come on,
so like, come on, come on, you come on. Gave

(52:23):
so many clues for that word what about and this
helps everybody blank all delete will reset your keyboard or
your computer and a modern reference.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
Okay, I was trying to use as less words as possible.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
And in iron and ironically you used more. Uh. This
is the one that Lindsay ended on. Uh. This is
an old Gene brand. Uh. Their logo is a horse.
They're known for their high waisted jeans. Yeah, sure as

(53:00):
uh huh would you what would you give Gimpe for
that one? The same thing you just said that the
I think the horse logo is what gives it away,
because I don't know many other clothing brands that usually
horse as a logo. Popular in the nineties. Polo, Yeah,
well it's a man playing polo. Yeah. Yeah, this is
just just the horses, and that one would be tough.

(53:21):
I know where you were going with Jordan's, but I
think you got to finish the thought the basket with
the famous basketball player for the Bulls named Michael.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Yeah, I didn't remember the logo, right Michael. Sounds like
this is kind of a hard clue to decipher, all right,
but the one that I ended on.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
Was it this one?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
You have to keep track of them, but yes.

Speaker 7 (53:43):
Yeah, yeah, two words. The first word, the brightest star
in the sky, you look for it, the blank.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Star, Serious, opposite, Bruce Star, drew.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
Opposite, the opposite of south and these you turn these
on when it's dark outside or when it's dark in
your house. You want to see.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Yeah, jim by another name for the Aurora area house.

Speaker 7 (54:15):
Yes, if he was going to get it, he said that,
and he didn't say it.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
He did say it at the time. He did say off.
The time went out, all right, the record now, oh
Man keeps me in the lead with thirteen, keeps Lindsey
with nine, moves you to eight, though, congratulately, take a
break and we'll be back.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
The Big Med Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven KMOD.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six, Oh KMOD. We didn't get that seven
thirty ke code word for rockaholm a Thursday, So I
want to make sure you get that real quick. And
that is disturbed. Open the iHeartRadio app. Look on microphone
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(55:01):
the we're disturbed. You're in the running for those Rockklahoma
tickets that are just weekend GA tickets for Rockklahoma. We'll
do another one here coming up in a little bit.
Right now, though, it's time to see what Kimpi has
in his four x four. Well Carvin. It says here
that the CDC. He says US birth rates are at
a new low. Excuse me. Data out this week. Data data.

(55:25):
It's out this week. It shows the US birth rate
fell by nearly twenty three percent between two thousand and
seven and twenty twenty two, and drop it again this year.
The data shows that there were about three and a
half million registered births in the US and twenty twenty three,
about two percent fewer than the year before. Population experts

(55:45):
say there could be several reasons for the decline, including
the high cost of having children, concerns about the future,
and that it's more socially acceptable now not to have kids.
Else we got here, there's a study that shows that
humans see bursts of aging at two points in their lives.

(56:06):
I found this kind of inpress so fascinating. It says
a new study showed that humans have two faster bursts
of aging at a molecular level, that the age is
of forty four hoop. That's me and sixty. That's almost
corbin not a line. Well, yeah, it says here that
research showed that aging happens when this way, rather than

(56:27):
in consistent linear fashion. At those two ages, the ability
to metabolize caffeine and alcohol notably decreases, and they see
and see the more muscular injuries and fat accumulation. That
makes sense, right, And also it's not like on the
last day of your forty third time on this earth

(56:49):
at midnight you wake up and look like Benjamin Button, like, yeah,
it's over time still. But yeah, yeah, I thought that
was fascinating. I was like, wow, forty four, I just
turned four and now stood in You shared a picture
with me the other day from like ten years ago.
It look like a child. Yeah, we all do. I

(57:09):
mean you really do. Yeah. I was pretty well clean shave,
and I believe in that picture. I think put the
shape the facial hair that you have. Aside, your skin
looks completely different. Yeah, stress will do that to you. Stress,
give it out of here and party and what else
we got here? Hey, Chick pil A launches a streaming platform.

(57:31):
Stay in your lane, Just stick with Chick. That's it.
Stick with Chicken. Listen to this Deadline Sport. Deadline reports
the fast food company is working with several production companies
to create family friendly shows, a particular reality series. The
restaurant is the latest company to break into the entertainment

(57:51):
space from outside, joining Lift, which produced the game show
Lucky Lift, and Airbnb, which produced a documentary that aired
on MTV. I mean, doing a show around your brand
nothing new. Now to create a streaming service around now
Disney did it? True? True, But Disney's always been in

(58:12):
the entertainment industry, right with the movies and the theme parks,
So that makes sense for Disney to do that. This
is Chick fil A. They just sell chicken sandwiches. I
would argue, they don't think that. No, they don't think
that at all, whatsoever. I mean people think Nike's a
shoe company. It's not true. It's just a brand. It's
a marketing company.

Speaker 7 (58:33):
On Sundays, yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
You can watch any time you want, excep. That would
be a brilliant ye. Right, Hey, let's see what's all
the Chick fil A? Damn it or our restaurants are
closed on Sundays, but you can still watch the shows
I want reality show like will they Eat the chicken,
right will the cows Like it's gonna be some stupid
cow thing they're gonna continue on. Who knows. I am

(58:57):
not interested in that at all whatsoever.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
That's just me documentaries probably on like how slaughtering so
we eat more chicken. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
That's not family friendly at all, that's not. Lastly, here
there's a Lumberjack statue installed along Route sixty six's Metal
Gold District. Cruise installed the twenty foot tall metal Gold
Mac that's his name this week and near the historic
Neon Sign. He was originally built in the nineteen sixties
in La Wah but has now been relocated to Tulsa.

(59:29):
The Lumberjack is now the third statue in the area,
along with Buck and Stella Adams near the Curious Cosmic
Curious Shop. And they're gonna be out seeing Tim Tim
to Tin Tim TIMI yeah, see Lindsay. As for balls
to the Wall sports.

Speaker 7 (59:56):
The SEC has announced its set of tie breakers for
the the upcoming football season. With the addition of Oklahoma
and Texas and the elimination of divisions, the newly expanded
sixteen team league will use procedures to determine who will
compete in the SEC Championship Game. Some of the procedures
include head to head competition, record against all common conference opponents,

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and record against highest placed common opponent opponent in the
conference standings. If the regular season standings determine a clear
conference champion and two or more teams are tied for
second place, the conference champion will be the home team
in the championship game and the tie breaking procedures will
be used to determine its opponent. The game will be

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played on December seventh at Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta.
And that is your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm
Lindsay in ninety seven to five KMOD.

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Rockschemody dot com. All right, Conspiracy Theory Thursday. I always

(01:02:11):
we read a lot about crime stuff. We talk a
lot about serial killers. Yeah right. I don't know why
there isn't a national crime organization, maybe the FBI, and
maybe they do have this that is dedicated to serial killers,

(01:02:31):
so we can know all of them like current ones,
past and present. Okay, because I'm going to tell you
about one. And it's mind blowing that we've never talked about.
I don't recall talking about it now. Maybe one of
you know about it, but I did not know about this, okay.

(01:02:52):
And the only reason I know about it is recently
he was killed in jail and he was assaulted by
another prisoner that had taken a broom handle, spared it
and spared him in the face. Whoa okay, And I
think this is an important detail and we'll just remember

(01:03:15):
this part on how he died later, okay. And this
is where kind of the conspiracy will come in on this.
This man killed believed at least forty nine people by
his own admission, wow, because to his an undercover police

(01:03:36):
officer was in prison with him to try and get
some information out of him, and he had made a
statement that he wished he could have gotten one more
to have an even fifty wow. Okay, And he shared
a lot of stuff that ultimately was a part of
his conviction. He was charged with twenty six murders, but

(01:03:58):
they only tried him for a think like three or four.
And the reason they did that was twofold one. They
felt like it'd be too much for a jury to
deal with that much evidence on that many charges When
they would get the same result in terms of maximum okay,
with just like three or four charges, Yeah, lightning the

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workload for the jurors. It just would not be necessary
because he would still be in prison the same amount
of time, which the maximum's twenty five years. He was
eligible for parole in February of this year. Remember he
died in May. He was eligible for parole in February
of this year, but conveniently, the parole board was like,

(01:04:40):
we are not meeting. It's the thing of the prison
system we've never really thought about, right, Like, you may
be eligible for parole, but I got lost, gone said something, Right,
we'll do it again. Have you tried to get so
many people in a meeting that seems it is not easy,
But we'll get to it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
He's having surgery and this one's mom just passed away,
so we can't. We got to reschedule.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Yeah, there's stuff going on. Yeah, sidebar. There was a
story I was listening to this morning about a guy
who they said he killed somebody. They didn't do DNA evidence.
He was with being innocent. He had recently tried to
renegotiate that he would plead guilty so he could have
a lesser sentence. They did DNA testing and found out

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it wasn't his DNA, but he had already pleaded. People
get wrongfully convicted all the time, and if you're just
praying for that parole and then they're like, so real, busy,
I digress back to this. So this guy kills forty
nine people allegedly by his own admission to law enforcement.

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Here's the thing that's fascinating by about this cat is
he was a butcher's apprentice and oh his family owned
a pig farm. And police got a warrant and for
a firearm violation and they found belongings of missing women

(01:06:12):
on the farm. Second court order was obtained to continue
searching the farm and the disappearance of women from the area,
and they found more remains. They found things like skulls
with hands stuffed into the skulls. They found a gun
with a dildo on the barrel, and his evidence and

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evidence of women on the barrel or on the dildo.
He said he used it as a suppressor. Sure he did,
Sure you did. I'm not even to the really crazy part.
Oh wow, could shoot around corners. Yeah right, anyway back

(01:07:11):
to this and so the craziest part is it was
believed that he would take their bodies, of these prostitutes
that he would go pick up. He would then rape them,
handcuff them, murder them, cut their insides out, whatever, And
at times, by his admission, he would say something to

(01:07:36):
them or accuse them of something to amp up his
anger so he could commit the crime. You stole something
from me whatever, right, And he would do these things
and then he would take their bodies. Are you let
me go?

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
Yeah, I'm thinking the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Oh you know you're not, because you know so. Then
he would feed them to the pigs. No, that's not
the worst. He would feed them to the pigs. Allegedly
makes sense, but they have evidence to believe that he
would grind them up with pig meat and serve the
pork to his family and friends. On what a twisted

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f And this isn't the only time. He's the only
known serial killer to have disposed of his victims by
feeding them to other humans. The guy named the Alligator Man.
He was believed to have fed remains of his victims

(01:08:38):
to five alligators he kept on his property. A serial
killer named Carl Panzram shot a group of six men
in a boat and threw their bodies into wild crocodiles.
Richard Kolinski also claimed to have fed several living still
living victims to wild rats. A German serial killer named

(01:08:59):
Franz Harmon sorry Fritz Harmon, also known as the Butcher
of Hanover, would cut victims' bodies into strips of flesh
and sell them as pork. Oh wow. According to some claims,
this guy that I'm telling you about ground the bodies
of his victims into mints and then sold them in packages.
This is also this is not the only case serial

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killer involving missing women in this area, typically prostitutes because
people always believed, you know, prostitutes out who cares nobody's
missing them?

Speaker 10 (01:09:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Right, prostitutes still have families one hundred percent. Right. And
so here is where the conspiracy enters, because the police
apparently turned their head the other way for a very
long time. Matter of fact, when the Royal Canadian Mounted
Police got involved, they started to question some things. The
two police department, the police department and the federal agency

(01:09:54):
were not getting along. They would not cooperate with each other,
wouldn't they shouldn't share information that they discovered with each other.
And then it comes out that apparently this was a
hangout and had a bar on the premises for the
Hell's Angels, and that the local police force also had

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members in the group. Okay, okay, Now it was known
that this was happening there, and that it was known.
They were like, ah, they would just turn the blind
eye to this. Some crooked stuff. Yeah. Matter of fact,
his brother, who they also think was involved, now has
a construction an excavation company and would make jokes on that.

(01:10:42):
He's so good at it he could bear he can
bury anything. Uh not help in your case, any I mean,
he's probably gonna feel like I that case is over
involved me. That was my brother. Why can't I make
a joke about it exactly? Kind of incriminate yourself a
little bit. Yeah, when you say that when you're attached

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to somebody like that, if it was a total stranger,
like they had no connection at all whatsoever. Okay. I
mean again, I don't know how involved he was, if
they lived together, he has spent time on the farm
or whatever. But I agree, like it does feel a
little suss. The guy's name is Robert Pinkton. He's known

(01:11:24):
as the Pig Farmer Killer. And there have been some
movies and things like that regarding it. There was a
two thousand and five American horror film loosely based on
this titled Full Flood. There is a Criminal Mind season

(01:11:45):
dedicated to it called To Hell and Back. There is
a couple of books about it. There's an autobiography apparently
called Peakton in his own words. And then apparently last
year or earlier this year, a comedy troupe sold t

(01:12:06):
shirts with a character of him on a T shirt
that said peaked in farms over fifty flavors of hookery
and hookery smoked bacon, which they came under obvious criticism
for because there they take it extremely seriously that this
happened in their community. Yeah, this guy looks like the

(01:12:31):
type that would you murder you a peace. I don't
know if I'm there with the Hell's Angels connection. Obviously,
there's stories of pockets of Hell's Angels being really horrible. Right.
They typically don't support serial killing. They typically don't encourage

(01:12:52):
death of prostitutes because in some capacity they could be
involved in it. They're gonna need them hose unless it
was right fair. And then now, remember what I said,
and this is the only reason it makes sense. Now,
Remember what I said about how he was killed. Yeah,
speared in the face with a whittled down broom handle. Historically,
when somebody is involved in a gang and they are

(01:13:14):
worried that they're going to talk or not, they don't
just they don't even make sure. You don't even get
like an open cask, they take care of you, right, Okay,
so you think maybe possibly one of the Angels had
this guy killed, or a rival club. I would never
make the claim that an EMC or a gang would

(01:13:35):
do anything violent like that, but historically documents have shown
that that's the way it goes right, right, and at
least that's how it is in movies and television. Oh ah, I.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
Thought maybe they killed him because they were freaked out
by him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
I mean, possible, it's a weird psychopath and they're like, yeah,
this guy's just too much. Let's get him out of here. Yes,
we can't get him transferred, so let's just let's just
kill him. Possible, Or if he was in there and
there are people from an organization he was a part of. Maybe,
you know, sometimes I can only imagine the pr arm
of the Hell's Angels is like, it's not always us, right,

(01:14:16):
So maybe they're like, yeah, we he's not with us,
Let's take care of this tired of being associated with
this weirdo. Yeah yeah, even that's too much, right, everybody's
got a Dave Mustain like, hey, hey too much, dial
it back. But if you want to learn more about
this guy, he's incredible, It's incredibly fascinating. He does look

(01:14:36):
like a rob zombie movie character for sure. And his
name is Robert Picton and he's known as the Butcher
or the pig farmer killer. I mean, I think that
is such a great name. I think that's a good
like Mma fighter name too. The Butcher, Oh yeah, for sure, sure,
for sure. Wasn't that the character on The Boys, right,

(01:14:58):
the Butcher or yeah butcher is yes, yeah, yeah, it
kind of looks like him actually, but he is a
fighting bad guy, like he's fighting the Supers, who are
bad guys also a little off also now that we
know the super too sorry spoiler. Or he took the
thing to become a suit, yeah, to become a soup.
But of all the times we've talked about this Serial Killers,

(01:15:20):
we've never talked about this guy's heinous when he served
allegedly and they had to issue a warning like, hey,
don't eat pork because we're not sure. Yeah, and again
we talk about these recalls a lot when they're like, hey,
if you bought pork seven months ago or ride, don't
eat it. Typically most of us buy our meats and

(01:15:43):
then eat them within ten days. Yeah, not a lot
of people stockpile, so there's a good chance that people
people did ingest this human pork combo. It's so vile. Well,
what can you do as a consumer after that? You
find that out that you've eaten human pork combination. You

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know you can't sue anybody, right, I guess maybe you can. Yeah,
this is somebody texting me. Eating people isn't a biker thing.
The things people make up eating people is a cannibal thing.
I don't think none of us said that's a biker thing. No, no,
and I would agree that doesn't mean you can't have

(01:16:27):
somebody run rug. They were like, take care of it,
and he was like, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:16:33):
Right, maybe they were just there for the hookers.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
The podcast I listened to never mentioned the Hell's Angels.
They caught him with a body hanging in the slaughterhouse.
I mean, it's a huge property. If you can see
the maps of where they investigated everything, it's a huge
piece of land that they probably had to get multiple
search warrants to make sure they could check everywhere. But
he really believed he was never gonna get caught. Well, hey,

(01:17:01):
grinding him up, mixing with the pigs, Yeah, feed him
to people. Yeah, the Hell's Angels thing is something that's
come out in the last like three months apparently. Yeah,
it's a crazy serial killer story we've never talked about. Yeah,

(01:17:21):
you don't ever mention Nobody ever mentions that one. John
Wayne Gacy, Right, you know Ted Bundy, you know Richard
RAMERI my greatest hits. Yeah, but you never hear about
this guy BTK right, And this is recent, this is
within the last twenty years. Wow. That just goes to
show you never know who's sitting next to you. You

(01:17:45):
never know. I'm sure this guy sat down at a
diner or cafe somewhere, had coffee, ate some pancakes, you know,
probably chatted it up with the guy next to him. Ah,
and he's after killing horse. I live in a somewhat
rural part of Rogers County, so I drive through apart
a lot of rural areas of tuls County and Rogers County,
and I drive by place and I'm like, you had

(01:18:05):
no idea what's going on there? No, there's no clue
and most people aren't doing anything. But also you don't know. Yeah,
I'm sure this guy's neighbors had no idea what was
going on until the swat team and the army everybody
shows up. They're like, holy cow, what's going on? Oh
did you hear this cat over here's killing oars and

(01:18:27):
feeding them the pigs and then grinding them up and
serving it to people and using dildo's as suppressors. He
says he only got caught because he was getting sloppy.
If you kill forty nine people and you get sloppy
at forty eight, wow, that right. That's the thing about

(01:18:48):
serial killers, and like, oh I got sloppy near the end,
or they pieced together your first two okay, right, Killers
think that they are being sloppy near the end if
they kill multiple p people. But maybe you were sloppy
in the beginning. It just took him that long to
piece everything together, right, right, Or they could get sloppy
maybe on purpose, Like I'm trying to get caught. I

(01:19:11):
want that notoriety. I want to be known as this
vile serial killer, So I kill forty eight people, forty
seven people whatever, and then just kind of you know,
mail it in on the last two. That is also
an argument why there may be some other group, organization,
individuals involved, because you're right, typically the psyche of a

(01:19:33):
serial killer is they want they want the credit, right,
and clearly if he was like I want to get
to fifty, clearly admit something to Yeah, how do you
get to that point? What happened? Right? What happened to
that guy that made him kill his first person and
then his second part? I'm ready, I got it? You
know what is it? What do you think? Maybe his
mom was a prostitute? Maybe uh okay, okay, that would make.

Speaker 7 (01:19:56):
Sense for his sister or someone, or he was want
war somewhere yeah, okay, okay, right?

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Or typically white males is who this does this the most.
And when they go after prostitutes, it's because either they
believe that industry or that profession needs to be abolished,
or they were wronged in some capacity by a woman,
and those are the easiest ones to be accessible to.
Did you know that your mother as a whore makes sense? Yeah?

(01:20:26):
It makes good sense. Hey, how's prison? I a friend
of the guys? Really nice? Because everybody in prison is going
to be bad, right, they've done something convicted of doing
something bad. So, but you're gonna make friends. You've got
to try. And you're like, who you friends with? Just
a Richard Richard. We call him Rick right. Oh yeah,

(01:20:50):
what do you guys do nothing? Man? Well, you know
occasionally they let us grill our own steaks and wow,
well he is upper.

Speaker 7 (01:21:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
By the way, have you seen Thomas lately? All right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (01:21:08):
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(01:22:01):
has visited us and told us when aliens will make contact. Well, hooray,
I love these It feels like with social media, we
have more time travelers than ever before, So I'm glad
that they're getting an opportunity to share things with us.
This one came from twenty five eighty two, and he

(01:22:24):
has shared the dates in the future when aliens will
visit visit And you know they're a real time traveler
when they start their claim with what phrase.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
Lindsey, when I time traveled?

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
No, KIMPI beware No, Yes, I'm a real time traveler,
of course, said today, I will give you proof. Remember
the major dates in the near future. You should reconsider
my authenticity as a time traveler. The timeline can still
be changed. On September twenty third, twenty twenty four, a

(01:23:00):
huge boat will go missing in the Bermuda Triangle. It
will be gone for six Did you laugh at that? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
Missing people, right, isn't that the every Everyone goes missing
in the Bermuda Triangle. That's what it's there for.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
I think my uncle did really huh go Amelia your
heart and ameliair heart?

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Didn't they just recently find her plane? Though I don't
think so. I think they think they did. I don't
know if it comes with like a you don't check
the registration or something. I don't know how that works. Right. Uh,
When it's picked up by radar again in six months,
the people on board the boat claim they have been
gone for just one day. On December twelfth, twenty twenty five,

(01:23:45):
a small meteor containing an antimatter will hit Earth. People
who find pieces of the meteor will go on to
sell the antimatter for sixty four point five trillion dollars
per That's a lot of money. Well, I mean, anti
matter from a metea is a pretty big deal. Gimbee,

(01:24:07):
Are you picking up anti matter if you find it? Uh?
Am I gonna know it's antimatter? That is a valid point.
I am not clear on the characteristics of antimatter. Let's
just say you find some kind of unknown toxic sludge,
you know, do you viole it up and pick it
up again? How am I going to know it's toxic sludge?

(01:24:28):
I guess you're right, it's just sludge, unknown sludge. At
this point in time, I typically try not to touch
sludge of any kind. Right, I don't know exactly what
antimatter is. Yeah, I mean it's against matter apparently. Let's
let's dumb it down. Let's big mad morning show it
I love it. Uh, A meteor falls, part of it
lands in your backyard? Got you? So we are clear

(01:24:48):
it came from above. Yes, metea might be hard to decipher,
but it definitely fell through the atmosphere that you can
speak with certainty. What you got there is a space
turn's then the likelihood of something falling from space and
hitting someone here very high for those who don't know.
It's the only place where someone has been hit by

(01:25:08):
a space object.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
So it it can't, it can't, It has and can Yeah.
So the question is do you approach it? Yeah? Or
do you call someone and let them deal with it?
Object falls from space land in your backyard? You go
see what the dogs are barking at. Yeah, I'm gonna

(01:25:34):
have to call an expert in on this one. Be
honest with you, Okay, who would be your expert? I
don't know. Google right now?

Speaker 7 (01:25:43):
Google Google a right picture? Yeah, and then searching it
up on Google.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
What's NASA's hotline?

Speaker 9 (01:25:52):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Huh? Right, surely they have a hotline customer service. Man.
I don't know, Man, how do I contact NASA and
then just call that? They're the only space people that
I know, well, people who deal with space. Elon, Okay,
keep going, But but but but, I mean, does he

(01:26:12):
really know a lot about space? He just has the
money to hire the people to build the rockets to
send people in a space. And let's be clear, you're
not calling anybody. You'd at somebody, right, Oh for sure?
Uh yeah. I may go out and kind of look
and see. But I ain't getting close because I don't
know what it is. But I don't know if it's
got radiation. I don't know. I don't need an arm
grown out of me because there's some piece of radiation

(01:26:34):
I could use one, So I might take extend I
hear you, all right, I definitely definitely take a picture,
post it on social media, and then let the experts
find you from there. I think that's fair.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
I don't know if you want to post it on
social media, because then you have everyone showing up I
want to see.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Well, it's not like you know, they would DM you, right,
Let's just say you make the post or whatnot, and
then the experts, would you know, slide into your DMS
and be like, Hey, I'm a fancy smart space guy here,
I'd like to check out what you got. Not just
everybody'd be showing up at your house, is what I'm saying.
But it isn't like you found us a penny. I

(01:27:19):
mean people are going to see this fall from the sky. Yeah,
and it's already drawn a crowd. Then if you drew
your attention, someone else saw it too. Yeah. I think
we are going to show up regardless. Yeah. Yeah, I
think you have to call the authorities. You've got to
involve the police and maybe get a hold of a lawyer,
because it's on your property, right and there is a

(01:27:41):
discrepancy of whose is it now? I don't think that's true.
I think there's a law, a federal law that anything
that falls from space ain't yours.

Speaker 7 (01:27:55):
But then who would have belonged to.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
The government to ensure that they get it back? Because
I think this just happened with SpaceX two because they
went and had something. Maybe they couldn't know if they
tried or it went through anything like if one of
their you know, wings falls off or something, it's theirs
and they have a right to come on your property
and take it. Oh Jesus Christ. Why As of the

(01:28:22):
nineteen sixty seven Outer Space Treaty, dictates. Didn't know that
was a thing. The ownership of space objects does not
change regardless of whether they are in outer space run Earth.
So once you make that call, be ready to give
up the goods. Yeah, you're absolutely right the FEDS. It's
the FEDS. It's not yours, it's the FEDS. So with

(01:28:44):
that being said, maybe your falls in the back of
your yard right when you want to go and chip
off a little piece of it before. I don't know
what it is because it might be anim matter, right,
it could be alien eggs. The next thing, you know,
you're the for the invasion because you just had to
crack it open. And I even though I would still

(01:29:06):
want a lawyer, and I would still be like, this
may be yours, but we need to negotiate your access
to it. Right. I'm not saying I want it, but
you don't have access to comp You need to We
need to work out a deal on you get in
on my property. True, that true, that, but I mean
that's the government man. They could just take it over regardless.

(01:29:27):
You can sue the government. That's why you get a
lawyer to help you navigate that. I'm not saying you'd win, yeah,
but it would wake people up that you don't have
any rights if something falls on your house anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:29:46):
Yeah, if it falls on your house, But this is
your property, So you're going to pay to have my
house fixed?

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
I don't know. We'd have to read the nineteen sixties
Space Treaty. Yeah, right to see where it came from.
Would be the alien's fault. If it ruins it or
scratches it, can they come after you for ruining their property? Man,
this don't know anyway. So yeah, the uh sixty four
point five trillion per gram. The Time Traveler also said

(01:30:16):
on October this one will interest you can be on
October twenty fifth, twenty twenty five, GTA six Yeah, will
be released on PS five and PS five pro Ooh
a new PS.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
Five I was gonna say, what's PS five pro?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
And finally, on January first, twenty twenty six, the time
Traveler from the year twenty five eighty two claims the
Great Reset happens, making a huge change for humanity. Quote,
a new era happens. The Great Reset cannot be avoided.
You have been warned.

Speaker 7 (01:30:49):
I like this text. Why can't any of these time
travelers tell us how to time travel?

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Oh? Maybe they don't know. I mean a lot of
people don't even know how to change oil in their car. Said,
you think they just stumbled upon like a portal or
something or fell into a time machine And duh, No,
Marty didn't exactly know how the flex capacitor worked. But
Doc did though, Yeah somebody else did. Nah, fair enough,

(01:31:17):
And I don't think Doc time traveled until like even
then Marty drove right. I'm just saying, and why just
one person? If you could time travel, are you going
by yourself? Now? Maybe GIMPI would, but you got family.
I've got family. I'm attached to. Gimpies are all grown up. Yeah,
I mean I take my girlfriend and'd be like, hey,

(01:31:39):
you wanna we can go on vacation. Where are we going?
Twenty seventy five and we're out of time? But overwhelmingly
going to the past would be stupid. We are expotentially
better now than we've ever been. Oh for sure, technology, food, accessibility, transportation, car,
everything's better. Yeah, why would you go backwards? Yeah? To

(01:32:01):
warn everybody about antimatter? Yeah, it sounds like you're hero seeking.
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (01:32:09):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning Show ninety seven KMOD.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one, eight,
four to six, oh KMOD Joining us now as our
friend Mike Malega from the Tulsa Drillers. Hello, sir, how
are you? I'm doing great? Good morning, Corban. Good to
talk to you, sir. You guys are starting this little
break before the final homestand what you guys returned back
to one Oakfield on September third for the final homestand

(01:32:39):
of the regular season.

Speaker 10 (01:32:41):
Right, it's hard to believe in only six games left
at home for the regular season in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
If you were going to give your final pitch why
people should make a plan to see the Drillers were
in there in town on September third through the eighth.
What would be as someone who's done this this long.
I know how important the organization is to you and
being a part community, But what's your pitch on why
people should come down if they've never been down to
One Oakfield to see a game with tuls Drillers.

Speaker 10 (01:33:07):
Well, I mean, and first first off, I would just
say that the you know, coming downtown to a Drillers
game and supporting the local team is just it's a
great way to just show how your pride in the city.

Speaker 8 (01:33:20):
Man.

Speaker 10 (01:33:20):
You come downtown and you look at that downtown skyline,
you come and eat those great restaurants that we have downtown.
Just make it a night out with the family. Six
games left, you want to come out and check it out,
and we're just absolutely loaded for bear. These last six games.
We have the best promotions of the whole season, and
before you know it, it's gonna be over and we're
gonna have six months off before we come back.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Yeah, it is a special event that happens at One
Oakfield when the Drillers are in town. And like you said,
the background, the pride in Tulsa and just seeing the
future stars of baseball play at one Oakfield is very cool.
Make sure you get your tickets at Tulsa Drillers dot com.
Let's talk some of the Major League Baseball that has
to do with you, your Yankees and Aaron Judge being

(01:34:01):
the stud that he is.

Speaker 10 (01:34:03):
My goodness, gracious, what a season he hit.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
He did his forty six and forty seventh home run
of the seasons on Wednesday against the Guardians, and he
continues to get after that number of trying to get
to sixty, right. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:34:19):
I mean he's on pace to do it again at
forty seven right now. He's probably going to get a
few more in here before the end of August, and
he has the whole month of September. Just another incredible season.
I was reading something yesterday, Corman. I think he's back
in in batting average in Major League Baseball, and then
he's like first in almost every other offensive category like
home runs, RBIs, total bases on base percentage, you name it.

(01:34:43):
He is the number one player at that position or
you know, offense on the offensive side of the baseball.
He's just incredible. What a what a generational performer.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Yeah. And the other thing that's crazy about him is
he's playing so well that he's total overshadowing Toto, right
or Wan Soda?

Speaker 10 (01:35:01):
Yeah, yeah, Wan Soto is having an incredible season too.
I mean, he's got like thirty five home runs and
he's right up there with him. He's probably third, second,
or third in all of those other categories that that
judge is leading. So it's an incredible one to two
punch that the Yankees haven't to be honest, as the Yankees,
they're about the only thing they got going on. If
it wasn't for those two, the Yanks would probably be

(01:35:22):
the twenty games under five hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Well, and they're nine and two and eleven games when
Judge and Sodo go hit home run, so they are
exciting to watch as well. And feels like we talk
about him and Showy. It feels like that's always been
we've talked about when it comes to baseball the last
two couple of seasons. But we're lucky to have two
amazing athletes playing Midge League baseball right.

Speaker 10 (01:35:42):
Now, Yeah, no doubt. And then and then we can't forget,
you know. I think the one that really gets overshadowed
is there's a young man's like his third season in
the big leagues, Bobby Wit Junior in Kansas City, who
has been unincredible as well, and I feel I do
feel a little bit bad he doesn't get as much
of the spotlight shined on him because of what Judge
is doing and what Shoeo Connie's doing as well. So,

(01:36:02):
but you know, Bobby Wood Junior is another one of
those guys that there's just some incredible young talent in
the game right now.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
And then lastly, as we speak with Mike Malega from
the Tulcadelers, make sure you go to tul Sterilers dot
com and get your tickets. Is I wanted to bring
up the White Sox because they are so bad. They're
the fastest to this losing record ever in the history
of baseball, and it's important because this was before we
even had all these extra games and stuff. That record
goes that far back.

Speaker 10 (01:36:29):
Yeah, they uh yeah, it's it's a it's a master
class in futility what these guys have done this year.
So it's it is it's kind of sad, but they are.
They're just not freaking good. They're terrible, and they're there.
They have a real good chance to break the record
for the for the most for the worst season ever
that the Mets, I think broke in in nineteen sixty two.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Give us a little a brief inter like do they
clean like does everybody go? Do they wash the roster
and bring up the miners like.

Speaker 7 (01:37:01):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:37:01):
They The White Sox are known for never really signing
a lot of long term contracts with guys. I mean,
I think the largest contract that they've ever signed is
is not even like one hundred million dollar type of players.
So their roster is definitely washable. Like you're saying, I
think that they They've got about four or five players
that are legit players, and I think if you build
around them, But yeah, you're going to see a completely

(01:37:23):
different roster next year if they're really going to make
an effort to try to improve the team. So they
do have the ability to do that because they're not
they're not saddled with a bunch of long term contracts.
It's not their team is not bad because they've got
high paid players underperforming. Their team is bad because they
have bad players signed to bad contracts, short contracts.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
So you get signed to play with the White Sox,
you get drafted by the White Sox, do you go,
oh no.

Speaker 10 (01:37:48):
No, not necessarily, because they've been competitive, you know, I
mean recently, I mean not that long ago. They've been competitive.
It's just just everything has aligned for them to.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Be before this year they're better.

Speaker 10 (01:37:58):
Some of their better players have had injury, so they
haven't been able to perform.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:38:03):
It's just you can't say it's one of those years
because it's a historically bad year. It's like the worst
year ever. But uh, it's it's not like they're they're
stuck in some death spiral that they can't get out of,
because they do have a lot of contracts they can
walk away of, walk away from.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
All right, make sure you get your tickets to go
see the Tulsa Drillers in action Tulsa Drillers dot Com. Mike,
have a fantastic week and enjoy these little break you're
getting before the final homestand at one Oakfield.

Speaker 10 (01:38:28):
Thanks Cordin. We'll talk to you guys next week, talk
about those last six games.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
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Speaker 7 (01:38:45):
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Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
It's Typerbic Mad Morning Soos top list Random topics, randomly
drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn, Gimpie and Lindsay
with this week's top list. This week's top list is
the worst places to have sex? The worst places to
have sex?

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Lindsay, Uh, Number five swimming pool.

Speaker 7 (01:39:47):
It's not a real good wetness, the rhythm is never right,
there's not really ever a good position. And if it's
a pub black pool, you gotta worry about uties.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
It was read to me that I think this makes sense.
Is wet and wet equals dry. This is making sense.
But they made it look hot and that what was
that strip tease? Right? Yes? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:40:19):
Number four a body of water such as a lake,
river or creek because they're dirty.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:40:27):
Are you are just asking for a uti and nobody
has time for that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
Have you ever had sex in a body of water
a pool?

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
And again it's just not comfortable, gimp.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
Have you ever had sex in a body of water
a pool, a lake, A shower, yeah, not a leg shower.
Maybe a hot tub maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:40:58):
Number three is shower. It looks good in movies and
TV for for sure, but they're either too small. The
shower coming down hits you in the face, and really
only one of you is finishing if you have room
in the shower for the two of you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
You mean finish a shower, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
It's great for four play. It is great for foreplay,
give you that, but it's just uncomfortable. There's no great
position in the shower. It's just not a.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
Great I don't even know if I don't know if
it's really great for foreplay either, because yes, you get
all hot and worked up, and then one of you
wants to dry off right, and then by that time,
you know, everybody's kind of relaxed because you're not gonna,
you know, take it straight from the shower to the bed,
and then your rattress is all soaking wet. There's no
water in my ear. I gotta get out right. Yeah,

(01:41:57):
nothing sexier than hey, pass me that Q tip. Huh.

Speaker 7 (01:42:02):
Number two at the beach in the sand again, it
looks and sounds romantic but the sand, No matter how
much precaution you take, sand will always get inside your crack.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
Yeah crack.

Speaker 7 (01:42:21):
So yes, and that is not fun and it's very,
very uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
You ever have a sandy jina? Yeah you have? Yeah,
you've had sanity hold on, you had to hold on.
You've had sand in your vagina?

Speaker 7 (01:42:37):
Yes, just being at the beach, sitting in sand like
it gets everywhere all the hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
I'm having a revelate justice. Just sitting at the beach.
You get hair, uh sorry, you get sand in your vagina.

Speaker 7 (01:42:51):
You've ever been buried in sand?

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
Oh? I try not to?

Speaker 7 (01:42:54):
No, yes, I have kids will want to bury in
the sand.

Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
I know, sounds like a good idea, right, bury me up,
neck bugs, mites. I'm good on all that. You have
ever seen a thing where they pull those sandworms out? Oh? God,
hard pass?

Speaker 7 (01:43:13):
Yeah, no, not a good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
Kid, Yeah, yeah, memories of a sanda.

Speaker 7 (01:43:26):
Number one place. You don't want to have sex inside
of school because you don't want any of that smoke.
You don't want the record. You don't want people.

Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
To the record police record. Why would you get a police.

Speaker 7 (01:43:37):
Record because you're inside of a school.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
Well, I mean there's not always kids in school. Yeah,
I was gonna say all the kids presence, you're not
doing it in front of the class for show and tell,
all right.

Speaker 7 (01:43:48):
I think anytime if you get busted having sex in
the school, you're gonna be in a rustic for it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
For what? What's the crime.

Speaker 7 (01:43:57):
Indecent exposure on school property?

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
If you're in a I don't think that's a crime
indecent exposure at on school property?

Speaker 7 (01:44:05):
Yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 3 (01:44:07):
I do not see a disc attorney prosecuting that, maybe
as an add on charge, but not solely. Well, because
if you're in a closet.

Speaker 7 (01:44:19):
I wouldn't want that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:21):
So give me. We're doing top list worse places to
have sex? What do you got for number five? Number
five is a janitor's closet. You know, the smell of lysol,
you know, just doesn't get me turned on, or the
mop that hasn't really been cleaned out that much, you know, mildew,

(01:44:42):
It doesn't turn me on at all whatsoever. Also seems
like a very cramped place. Yeah standing up, you know,
which is I guess could be all right, But again
it's the smell of the janitorial janitory flies that throws

(01:45:04):
me off. Number four is gonna be in a fierro.
It's just too small, man. Come on, it's a two seater.
You get if you try the driver's seat, you got
the steering wheel in the way you do the passenger seat.
You just ain't got no room at all. So unless

(01:45:24):
you're a midget, it just ain't working out. Okay, I too.
Number three, I had an in a lake. In a
lake is it's just like any other body of water.
But also lakes are disgusting because what happens in lakes
fish booping lakes, and that's just not cool at all.

(01:45:44):
Done it, But that didn't mean that you know you should,
or anybody should, or I'll ever do it again. Number two,
I too, had on the beach on a beach for
the same reason. Sand everywhere, you know, even after you
just go to the beach and you don't have the
sax on the beach, right, you go back to your

(01:46:06):
hotel and sure you can kick off the sand off
your shoes or maybe even wash your your feet off
a little bit, but there's always remnants of sand anywhere,
you know. It's kind of like glitter if you think
about it. Sand is earth glitter. Yeah, that s gets everywhere.
It's hard to get rid of, and you keep finding

(01:46:27):
it weeks after you've you've visited or had to deal
with said sand or glitter. Inntime, we're watching some reality
show and it shows people walking on the beach and
they're wearing their tennis shoes. I literally get so much
I have to stand up and move around. I get
so much anxiety. I'm like, there's no way there's not
sand in your shoes now right right? Somehow it finds

(01:46:47):
its way in. It is so much anxiety. And the
number one place for me not to have the sex
is a day three Rockklahoma porta potty really day one
your game? Well, I mean, are you the first one in?
It has not been used yet at all? Whatsoever? Okay,
I mean it's been used. I don't think they put

(01:47:08):
brand new ones there, No, but they have been cleaned
out and disinfected, have they. I would like to think
that they could they hose them down and spray some
liceol out. No way. We have a couple of listeners
I know that move them around, so I know that
they go and obviously pump out anything that shouldn't be there. Yes,
but I'm pretty sure they don't do like fabreeze or

(01:47:34):
ly saw or anything. I don't even know if they
spray it out maybe if it's really muddy.

Speaker 7 (01:47:39):
And hold on, you said janitorial closet because you don't
like the smell of li sauce. So you're saying, now that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:45):
Is a true statement. That is a true statement, So
that blue stuff smells worse. Yeah, I guess you're right
either way either way. But day three, no day two
or one day two hour twenty three. Maybe hurry up,
let's go bang in the porta potty real quick before

(01:48:06):
midnight hits. We're doing our top list of worst places
to have sex. I tried to get some specific places,
like in a smart for two car, right, you know
what those are, those of the cars that look like
roller skates. Yeah, very small, very small, that's what she said.
So number four and it poison ivy patch in a field.

(01:48:32):
That's fair. I think that's something that you learn after
the fact. I mean, there's been plenty of sex. There's
plenty of sex you regret later, tell me about it.
That's number four, Number three at a girl Scout meeting. Yeah,

(01:48:57):
no rebuttals, Okay, I mean, but a boy scout meeting
is fine. Number two now, number two is a little
very similar to what Lindsay put but a little more specific,
and that is in a kindergarten classroom at ten am

(01:49:17):
during nap time. They're sleeping. It'll be fine, It's gonna
be quiet. Pea pizel. Hey kid, let me borrow that
Matt real quick.

Speaker 7 (01:49:30):
You're not using that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:31):
He's a nice guy. A Number one worst place to
have sex is at remember the children Daniel's story at
the Holocaust Museum. Oh god, geez, if you get in
the mood at the Holocaust Museum, there's something wrong with you.

Speaker 7 (01:49:53):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:49:56):
All is just saying turning on im, just saying, I
don't know what it is about some women, And I've
seen stories of this that like after their man has surgery,
they want to have sex, like any kind of surgery. Yeah, okay,

(01:50:16):
is that true, Lindsay.

Speaker 7 (01:50:17):
I Kevin's never had a surgery. I don't think I've
ever run on him dated a guy where they've had
a surgery and I've wanted to have sex with them.
So no, not for me anyway. Usually, Yeah, exactly, I've
never been exposed to that.

Speaker 3 (01:50:32):
But even get all horned up if you know somebody's
post op right, oh loop, get them to do anything
they you want them to.

Speaker 7 (01:50:41):
Yeah, Normally, when I picture a man being ill or
sick and you got to take care of them, don't
want to have sex with them because they're being a baby.
And then by then I'm just annoyed.

Speaker 3 (01:50:57):
How about this text out an outdoor festival in front
of bus Wasn't that great? You think you're alone and
all of a sudden some weirdo showed up, started yelling
at us, throwing boots everywhere. Had to perform under those conditions,
but I tried my best, funny guy. I mean it

(01:51:18):
was memorable, it was, for sure for everyone involves spot
on about the shower. I thought I'd be nice and
do her a favor, but what happened was the water
hit her chest and I damn near drowned. CPR is
not romantic. How did you drown? Bro? Spit the water out.

(01:51:38):
You don't have to stay under the shower stream, right,
use some DF and man. Right, It's like, hey, listen,
I tried to have oral sex with her in the pool,
but I didn't want to drown. Yeah, no, it's good
logic anyway, Uh, you can get charged with trespassing public

(01:51:59):
DC and he probably wouldn't stick though. Okay, sure, bathroom
or car worst places any body of water, church, courthouse, playground,
jail cell. I think when it comes to jail cell,
you don't have a choice.

Speaker 7 (01:52:14):
Yeah, you don't want to be the one.

Speaker 3 (01:52:16):
I think you can make that argument in a couple
of those. Yeah right again they were water, church, courthouse, playground,
jail cell. Right, some of those. Yeah, church, I I
don't think that could be the worst place to have sex. No, no,
unless it's like on the deacon's bench up front the altar.

(01:52:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I would agree, I would agree,
But pretty much everything else, you're like, oh okay, yeah,
and how long would it have to not be a
church anymore? Oh okay, because like there's that Mexican restaurant
is like Senior Tequila up in a waser or whatever. Well, yeah,
whatever it is, but it used to be a church.
That used to be a church. Yeah, used to be
a church. I went to there one time as a
church when I first moved to a Watso and that

(01:53:02):
it was like a first Baptist or something like it.
Oh really, yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, and uh help
the principal, who's who's uh Lettuce I swabbed my nuts
on he was playing basketball at that church when he
had his heart attack. Yeah, so it used to be
a church, but now it's a Mexican restaurant. I'm asking,

(01:53:22):
I'm asking a connection. Oh yeah, you don't believe me. Hi,
You think I'm just gonna come in here and fill
you full of bowl? Yes, yes, I do.

Speaker 11 (01:53:31):
Fair enough brimble to be a church yeah oh yeah,
so so I don't know how long it would have
to be though, you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:53:43):
I think, once they closed the doors of the church
and turn it into a Mexican restaurant or a brunch
spot or something like that, it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:53:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
Once it decided to stop being a church, is the
moment that it's it's no longer a church. Granted, the
Holy Spirit's probably still in there. He's everywhere. He's probably
watching you anyway, So uh how about it? Yeah? Uh,
church is awesome. Nothing like role playing Mary Magdalen. Hey

(01:54:13):
you want to play Mary Magdalen? Hey? You know this,
all this praying and faith has got me worked up.
Here's here's a question. While you're down there praying planned parenthood.
I mean, it's not every planned parenthood does abortion by
the way, right, it can be just a doctor's office. Hey,

(01:54:36):
we're planning here on the roof. Not worth the trouble
or scrapes. Truth, Wait, like an asphalt vertical roof, right,
anything with shingles on it. I guess, I guess maybe
the clay shingles might be all right, but you know
those gritty tar ones. No, thank you, good court in

(01:55:00):
the heat, right, I mean I would think at night
even still, because the idea is some you know, sense
of privacy, right, I would think I would think, Uh,
there was another that somebody texting that was really good. Yeah,
a moving semi trailer. Why are you in the back

(01:55:22):
of a semi trailer? I'm sorry, top of a moving
semi trailer? Why are you on the top of a
moving semi trailer? Are you a stuntman middle of a
busy highway? Oh, that's fair. In a raging forest fire, okay,
I don't know if if like I know, the fires

(01:55:42):
closing in around me, I may you know, and they
give you those emergency little tints. Oh yeah, and I
think that might be the end. Maybe I don't know.
It makes sense. There's some conditions there. Yeah, sure, on
top of an active volcano. First of all, you would
be in You're not on top of you may you
might be on the side of an active volcano right
just around the rium, right, And that feels a little

(01:56:05):
too poetic hot it would be though, that would oh
you mean yeah? Yeah? Explosion? Oh god? During meet the
teacher at an elementary school? I mean is everyone there?
Is it just you and the teacher? Right? It feel
like that feels like a porn setup. Yeah, band named
Sandy Vagina. Sure, yeah, definitely have water boarded myself in

(01:56:29):
the shower with my girls. Ew. I don't think he's
talking children. Well when people say my girls, true, you
might want to clarify there. You're not saved as the polygamist,
right are they? Polyamorous guy right inside a butcher shop
after a fresh butchering? I mean, what are we talking

(01:56:50):
about right? Right? And I have known somebody who is
into bloodplay, so that necessarily wouldn't be off the table. Yeah,
clearly a deep bench on worse places to have sex.
Take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 8 (01:57:04):
Hur of the Big Man Morning Show is next ninety
seven five kmod.

Speaker 3 (01:57:12):
It's good morning. It's the Big Man Morning Show nine
one eight four to six. Oh kmod A lot of
jokes happened that soccer isn't a big deal and uh,
I think not a lot of people like it or
it's a dumb sport or whatever. And Christiano Ronaldo started
his YouTube page yesterday. Okay, he now right, he now

(01:57:38):
has the YouTube record for the fastest to a million. Damn.
And when this story was published at four point thirty
this morning, they said that he had hit fifteen million

(01:58:00):
in less than twenty four hours. I just checked it.
It's at twenty one. Wow, So in five hours he
gained six million more. Within ninety minutes he had broken
the record to the fastest to a million.

Speaker 7 (01:58:16):
That is incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:58:19):
He he's even he's bigger than already Messier okay, who's
also a big soccer guy. Okay, and obviously has a
while to get to reach. Mister beast on YouTube with
three hundred and thirty one million, Ronaldo has one hundred

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and seventy million followers on Facebook, one hundred and twelve
million on x and six hundred and thirty six million
on Instagram. Dang him. Now you say he beat the
record right for fastest to a million? Two million? Who
held it before that? Do we know? I don't know,

(01:59:01):
doesn't I mean it kind of? I mean it doesn't really,
But I'm just curious as to, you know, because he's
a big deal. I don't want to know what like
my guests would probably be like Bieber or something like that. Swift,
Taylor Swift, you know. Uh so I didn't know if
they had that in there, that information readily available. Let's

(01:59:24):
see YouTube records. Yeah, I'm just looking here. Fastest to
one thousand, I'd see that's not I don't think this
is clearly not accurate anymore because I imagine if you
get fastest to a million, you also get fastest to
a thousand, right, and thousand, fastest to five thousand? You know. Uh,

(01:59:49):
this said fastest to a million, if I don't know
how current is before was two years and some Oh Fred,
that weird Fred kid. Okay, you know what I'm talking about.
And this speak, Uh he speaks really weird and a
really weird voice. Oh you would know him if I

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and everything's hey it's Fred, Ah, oh my goamn it. Okay, yeah,
you would know him if you saw him. You go
oh yeah, maybe this is old records. I don't know,
but that just shows how big of a deal he is,
right and he came ready to like he his his
videos all have like eleven million and four and five
million and fifteen million, and like his videos already have

(02:00:33):
a ton of views, and his top two videos that
haven't even been up a full day each have fifteen million.
That's insane for just some stupid as you a word.
You guys would love to use some gay soccer player.

(02:00:55):
That's insane. Uh okay, yeah, I guess mister Beast is
the one. Yes, that's the only thing that I can
come up with here, So that that was before Christiano.
What do you think Ronaldo's net worth is? Lindsey? Uh?

Speaker 7 (02:01:16):
Three and fifty million?

Speaker 3 (02:01:18):
See, I think he's He's in the five hundred club.
That's why I'm gonna go with five hundred mil. Nine
hundred and three million, God damn, what's way on? Wow?
Three million dollars for playing sucker. I would love to
take one nine hundred and third of that? Real? For real?

(02:01:43):
You kidding me? Pyle? Who'd have thought playing with the
balls will get you nine hundred million dollars? It's insane. Yeah,
how much you may or may not know this, I don't.
I don't know much about soccer at all whatsoever. But like,
at least here in America, major league sports get paid

(02:02:03):
a ton. I'm always said, Yeah, they get paid way
too much. Is soccer the same way? Like, is this
guy hooked on a one hundred and fifty, you know,
three hundred million dollar a year contract He just signed
a new deal with another club where he makes two
hundred million dollars a year A damn god, dang, all right,

(02:02:25):
good for him, good for and that hurts. Messia signed
a sixty million dollar year contract to play in America
and for Miami, and in a like statistically crazy grew
that club. I know people that were driving to Kansas
City to see him because Messia was supposed to be there, right, Like,

(02:02:47):
the amount of demand to see him play was massive
for soccer. And you want to go down a rabbit hole,
go down the rabbit hole of Messia's security guy. It's
awesome to watch where he goes on the field with
Messier obviously not on the pitch, but like on the

(02:03:08):
field and runs up and down wherever Messia is. You
think there's somebody trying to take him out. There's videos
of him people running on the field to get to
Messia and he intervenes. That's fun, it's awesome. Wow, to
get to that point, you gotta have a security guard
with you everywhere you go, even on the field. Yeah,

(02:03:29):
you know, it's one thing to you know, be out
club or whatever that makes sense, go into the grocery store.
But like bro, I'm trying to work.

Speaker 7 (02:03:36):
Yeah, but to do your job. I wonder how much
he pays his security.

Speaker 3 (02:03:41):
I mean, even if he pays him a million, yeah,
which is crazy. It is awesome, except his job is
to take the bullet, right. I think you might have
to pay me a little more than a million dollars
just a scoche and you don't have a life. You're
also paying for nothing, right, You don't get to go

(02:04:03):
do what you want. You do what he wants when
he wants.

Speaker 7 (02:04:07):
Well, I'm sure he's not the only one on his
security team.

Speaker 3 (02:04:11):
No, but he's probably his primary. Yeah, if you have
I would imagine if you have a security guy, you
have the guy you want shadowing you, a body man, right,
and then you have fringe guys, and then if you
get sick, you want another Liam Neeson. You don't want
Corbin Gimpy, right, Like, this is all we got, sir.

(02:04:34):
I guess I'm just gonna stay home to me. Yeah,
because if you're a friend of perimeter guy, you're like, hey,
stay back. If you're a body man, I'm whooping your
ass if you touch him, for real, If I'm getting
in the way of the knife, I'm all that stuff.
Like it is a whole other level. There's a deep

(02:04:56):
rabbit hole to get down about celebrity bodyguards and like
showing them what they do. And there's one of like
the president of like China and Russia yea, and they're
they're security people and them like giving each other nods
like hey, what's up. But they're watching each other because
they don't trust each other type of thing. But hey,

(02:05:17):
we're both doing the same thing. It's a fun rabbit
hole to go down to watch security. And the guys
that I talk to that have done body security, they're
just like, it's not a it's crazy. It's NonStop.

Speaker 7 (02:05:32):
That I would assume.

Speaker 3 (02:05:33):
Yeah, so you're also you may be getting paid well,
but it's not you're getting to go do stuff like, man.

Speaker 7 (02:05:38):
I can't wait till the celebrity retires.

Speaker 3 (02:05:41):
Wait what and you know you don't want need too
much of anything. You got to control your diets so
you don't need to go to the bathroom. True, yeah, bizarre.
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

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