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HAPPY HUMP DAAAAAYYY!!!! There's Some Myths About Alcohol, When An Off Duty Cop Gets Drunk And Pisses On Your Legs, Poisoning Your WIfe So You Can Marry Her Daughter, Don't Bring Those Sea Cucumbers Around Here, FIB News, Dangerous Sex Positions, & What Is Death Like?!?!?!?

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And with Rock Oklahoma gearing up and you're getting ready,
you should probably be aware of some myths about alcohol.
Oh and I'm gonna see if Gimpie agrees with these.

(04:19):
A beer before liquor never been sicker. I've heard it
one hundred times, I have to. My mom used to
tell me that when before I go out partying, good
motherly advice. Ain't that the truth? That is false? Yeah?
That is there is no truth to the idea that
if you drink beer before hard liquor that you will

(04:39):
be more sick. That is no truth to it. Experts
say the in order, the order in which you drink
things does not play a part because it's all alcohol
right now. What gets me it's not so much the
beer before liquor, liquor before beer. It's the mixing of liquors.
Let's just say I start off on tequila and then

(05:02):
maybe go into some whiskey and then throw a shot
of vodka in there or whatever. So I've got like
World War three going on on my belly. Yeah, and
it's just I can't speak to that, but I think
the theory of it's all alcohol, yeah, plays a part. Now,
maybe there's more added sugars or something in the process,
but ultimately it's all alcohol. Yeah, this one. A lot

(05:26):
of people like this one. Coffee sobers you up. Nope,
it appears according to studies that coffee has a partial
reversal of the sedation that happens when you drink alcohol,
but does not make you sober. My reverse the part

(05:48):
of it. Yeah, but you're still just jacked, You're still
inneebre eateing.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, I know this one to be bottles of miss
Call mes Call contain where I don't know if it's
like strictly limited to misscal tequila has I've had tequila
with the worm, and I've had tequila without the worm.
I've eaten the worm. It's not good. Uh. That dates

(06:17):
back to like the forties. But the idea is that
the larvae being added to mes Call simply comes down
to a marketing technique and plays no factor on whether
it's authentic mes Call or anything like. It's it's just
some sort of contaminated rotting piece of insect. It is
so weird but went and wrong. You know, there's a

(06:41):
buyer's a worm at the bottom of this bottle. So
when I poured that last shot, I ate it and
it was gross. The idea being that what like, hey,
you've got to drink this to finish, to prove you
finished to the bottle. Yeah, I mean an empty bottle
proves that, I would think. So I think that it's
just you know, it's it's glamorized in movies and television.

(07:04):
Oh you ate the worm, you know, and it's like, well,
there's a worm at the bottom of this year bottle.
Let's go ahead and eat it. Hey, listen, if you
drink tequila, you're tough in my book, so I don't
need to watch you drink a small, dead animal or
insect to prove you're more tough.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Is that what he was drinking an urban cowboy.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
The bad Gay? Possibly? Yes, yeah, if I remember correctly. Uh.
I mean it's really interesting how your masculinity is challenged
when drinking the worm. There's a liquor with a toe
in it, and you're like, ah, did you yeah, like no,
why why yeh? Yeah, I'll I'll eat the worm. But

(07:47):
I ain't kissing the toe man. Yeah, and this is
coming from a toe sucker, you know, I think a
severed toe. I think once the toe is removed from
the body, that's when I'm out. If it's still attached,
I'll put it in, Yeah, you will, I'll put the
toe in my mouth. Yeah. But once the size of
a toe got it, I think it's weird how you're like, oh,

(08:09):
the impurities and the distilling and good, but like once
it's got some foreign object in it, like a wormer toe,
you're like, yeah, right, very bizarre. Tequila is a stimulant,
says this, you know, miss about alcohol that you should
stop believing. I don't think so. It's alcohol. So it's

(08:31):
a depressant that says this grew to prominence because of
the way it's often drink as a shot. But tequila
is not a stimulant. Yeah, I have had what is
the stuff you're supposed to drink and it'll make you hallucinate?

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Oh yeah, starts with an H.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I believe you're not making things up. No novels. Okay,
it's a rap song yp not a cahennessy man oh
man as absence. Yes, it's gross. It's nothing. It's along

(09:19):
the line because I've had absinthe as well. It was
an authentic absinthe because by it here in the States,
you know, So it wasn't made, you know, but it
was along the lines of Jaeger so far as that
black licorice taste. And I like black licorice. I really
do the black jelly beans, I'm all about it. This

(09:42):
one was a little more pungent, and it reminded me
of a plant could have just been weeds. When we
were growing up in California, there was a plant that
we'd pull out of the ground and we chew on it,
and it tasted like black licorice. I don't know what
the plant was like, I said, we're probably just eating
weeds whatever, but I had that real pungent black licorice

(10:06):
taste to it where you go, and it reminded me
of that. I feel like alcohol has one of two tastes,
either overly sweet by some added product all or it
feels like a kick in the balls. And so to me,
it's either super sweet or that. And to me, absence
tasted like every other alcohol where you're like, nah, that's

(10:27):
just me. Uh, dark beer has more alcohol than other beer. No,
that's the same. Well, I mean there's alcohol percentages, but
just because it's dark does not mean it will be
more alcohol content. Are you surprised by that, lindsay, I.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Know, I'm not. I'm not surprised. I know that there
are benefits. I've heard that if you're breastfeeding, darker beer
can help you produce milk.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
If you're breastfeeding, that seems so weird, I know. And
where did you get this nugget from a doctor? A
doctor said, drink alcohol to.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Help produce milk. Uh, huh, dump and pump or pump
and dump. Hey know, yeah, yeah, but if you're having
a hard time, dark beer is supposed to help produce milk.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Because something in it. Sure, yeah, sure, you didn't have
a follow up question to that. Huh.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
I probably did. But it's been, you know, ten years
since I've had to worry about it.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
It feels like that type of information is really important
to the answer to that type of statement. Says here.
Quick google search mothers nowadays find that dark, multi non
alcoholic European beer such as Guinness Stout Zero or Saint
poly Girl offer the best milk producing effects. So I'm
guessing yes, something in the dark beer produces more milk.

(11:52):
But I mean, obviously they suggest you drink the non
alcoholic kind, so you're not getting your baby lit up. Yeah.
This says that the polysacchara carbohydrates that are in beer
from the barley and hops will help increase There's some evidence,
but not enough to say definitely do this, and you
can also get that ingredient in other things. It feels

(12:15):
like a weird take for a doctor to say, have
a cigarette, it'll calm you down. Alcohol warms you up.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Man.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I the old adage of Saint Bernard's right and the
whiskey barrel underneath their neck. And then my grandpa out
in the fishing boat on a cold morn. It that's
a myth. He was just looking to have a little
nip first thing exactly. I'm sticking by that myth got
away got away from Grandma. A glass of red wine

(12:46):
or hot tott. He might make you feel warm, but
alcohol does not actually raise your body temperature. Alcohol causes
the body's internal temperature to drop. The warm feeling is
from dilated blood vessels that make your skin feel warm.
A because I was gonna say how come sometimes when
I take a shot, I feel all warm and flesh
and start sweating like a hog. You know, but that

(13:07):
makes sense. It's not the actual body temperature. It's just
high blood pressure. Oh sorry, y right, Jude to excessive drink.
A lot of people believe this, and you hear this
in a lot of circles and churches with donuts and
old donuts and coffee. But a drink will help you sleep.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
No, no, see, I've heard the opposite, like you're you're
getting like it's a fake sleep.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
That says that if you have a drink before bed,
According to Clinic Cleveland Clinic, it'll backfire. Doctor Joseph's Yas,
clinical dependency specialist tells the Clinic that alcohol might help
you fall asleep, but it interrupts your sleep, making you
feel tired the next day, so you're not even getting
a consistent People don't understand. It's not just going to sleep.

(13:55):
There's these things that phases of sleeping that happens, and
and if you disrupt you're not getting a full night sleep.
So you could sleep nine hours, twelve hours, right, but
you're not getting actual sleep, the sleep that dumps the
toxins out of your brain and nerd nerd, nerd nerd,
but those so there you go. Just maybe keep some
of those things in mind when you're out of Rockahoma
party in your face off, tell your friends like, hey,

(14:18):
no I'm kind of cold. I will not drink a beer.
I will not have a shot, and no, I will
not have fun. Tequila does not give you fun. Tequila
does give you fun some people. And that's another thing,
like my brother's bad about it. O, Well, I don't
drink tequila because it makes me mean and angry. Yeah,

(14:41):
I've heard that from a lot of people. I have
never had that experience. Okay, I think any alcohol will
push you to that, and it just depends on what's
going on inside your head. Yeah, no, I love it.
Let's get into it. So the idea is that you
had at one time and maybe you partied, you had
a lot of fun, you were little crazy. Therefore, if
you were like, oh wow, yeah, gets wild, kind of

(15:03):
like the phrase when someone's sick, they go, it's going
around right. So then the next time you have it,
you're like, oh hey ho ha. And then alcohol lets
you be who you want to be, and so you start,
you know, going back to that because it was so
much fun or whatever, and you're like, yeah, this is
an excuse for me to be an asshole. Yeah, when

(15:23):
deep down a side, you're always an asshole. You are
you want to be, you want to and you're suppressing
that exactly, And the alcohol just kind of lifts that
veil and lets you do what you want to do,
no regards allegedly like a certain corporation commissioner. Right, and
you drink alcohol, you become who you really are. It's
called a truth serum. Notice I didn't say that on

(15:45):
the list, right, of course, somebody texted and said, I
disagree with beer before liquor thing. If you're sensitive to
hoppy stuff greens, you will be belchi and bloated and
more prone to sick. Plus you're sloshy liquor, low volume,
less full tummy, and you'll you're stayed away from the hops.
Well because you have a celiac disease. Is not the

(16:06):
same good gluten free bruise. I'm sure they have them.
Oh yeah, Western Sun Yeah, uh, but that's that's liquor.
Though I was talking about one hundred percent to doka.
Is it a beta? One of them is a gluten
free beer. Okay, I think guinness is too okay, interesting, wrong,
but I'll give them that that. Like, yes, the beer will,

(16:29):
at least for me anyway, fills you up faster, right,
So so yeah, I get that. That's why you know,
I choose to drink liquor sometimes because I'm like, I
just I don't want to get fat early, you know,
full early, So I'll just I'll sip on some cocktails
or something. Yeah, And if you drink beer and you're

(16:49):
more belchy, you've still consumed the alcohol. And so maybe
they're just implying like that there you would be fuller
and you're sloshy. So for those that need the Claire
think of a barrel half full and rocking it back
and forth. That that's what you would be. Also, your
stomach's not the size of a barrel. Yeah. When we

(17:15):
do the Beer Belly Contest at Rocklaholma this year, another one.
Drinking a dark beer will help with breast milk production,
although if you're sober enough to drive, you are sober
enough to breastfeed, so pumping and dumping is a waste
of that golden liquid ew. If you are sober enough
to drive, you are sober enough to breastfeed. I love
that you said that most people who think they're sober

(17:36):
enough to drive are not truth. You may think you
have your wits about you. You may feel like I
can stand up and lean over and not fall over.
That doesn't mean you're sober, right right. They make a
little machine for that, and then they'll take you in handcuffs,
my lord, for when you want to fight your dad
and find out who asked your parents I've had, my lord,

(17:59):
it's not good again. I think that's another one where
people are like, they got a little crazy on it
one time, so therefore they think that is the idea.
It's kind of like red Wine will romance a woman. No,
not at all, loses those panties up. Just no, No,
I don't think that's real either. No, but it goes
back to this is who you really want to be,

(18:20):
because actually that adage, that joke that you're saying, reflects
to getting women drunk so they'll pass out so you
can take advantage of them. Yeah, Bell Cosby Christmas song.
All right, we got to take a break. We've got
VIP tickets to Rockahoma we're gonna give away. We'll be back.

(18:46):
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World news, local news and news that just makes you say,
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on news quakies from The Big Man Morning, showing ninety
on the five.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
Off duty officer accused of urinating on woman at Kenny
Chesney concert. This happened.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Hold on, let's try to figure this out. Gimpeople, they
get freaky at Kenny Chesney. I thought it was kind
of dialed down. But there's no way she was in
the bathroom, surely not. She had to have been like
in a bush or something, and he was just like
avoiding the line. My guess is that they were on
the floor right in front of the stage and she

(19:51):
was probably in front of him. I don't know. I
haven't reaten. I don't think Kitny Chesney your name. No, no,
not Kenny Chesney, but the guy, the guy who did
it all right.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
So this happened in Rhode Island, and police said the
off duty police officer allegedly was urinating on a woman's
leg at the Kenny Chesney concert Edgellette Stadium Saturday. Police
said they responded to the concert sand pit at about
what time do you think it was?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Nine o'clock?

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Dude, You had to have read the story nine to
fifteen pm after the report of a man urinating on
the woman's shoes. Apparently, the victim said that she had
turned around and he was Sean Lynch is the guy's name.
He had a short zipper down and she was and
he was urinating on her boots and peeing down her leg,

(20:46):
so he was behind her. You're right, Foxborough Police said.
The woman alerted security first. Police said Lynch appeared to
be heavily intoxicated when they approached him. He is facing
charges of disorderly conduct and destruction of property. He agreed
to pay a one hundred dollars in court cost to

(21:07):
have the case dismissed, and he was also issued a
trespass order by the stadium security. What stadium was it
at Gillette Stadium? Well that's in Massachusetts, but okay, huh yeah,
so I guess Kenny Chesney concerts do get a little wild.

(21:30):
Never been myself.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
He's all about that beachlife.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Yeah, and maybe he's like, I'm off duty. I'm gonna
get crazy tonight and do what I arrest other people
for doing.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Unless because the stadium's so close to Rhode Island that
they sometimes let those state troopers come over, Okay, yeah
and help with security.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Maybe, like you guys don't have much going on tonight
on a Saturday, right, we could use.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
The transporting victims back by motorcycle. Huh. I wish that
main was that main from me, myself and Irene. Jim
Carrey was a trooper, but I thought it was a
Rhode Island trooper. It doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, right, come on, legs,
get in the car. Yeah. Man poisons wife's Coca Cola

(22:20):
so he could marry her daughter. This comes out of Indiana,
where a seventy one year old man named Alfred Roff
is in jail now because well he's a little weird
and creepy. See what happened was back at twenty twenty one,
his wife started not feeling well. She went to the hospital.
Come to find out she tested positive for a bunch

(22:40):
of illegal drugs as she never took will. Come to
find out that old Alfred here was poisoning her soda
with MDMA ecstasy, cocaine and then Benzo's like xanax and
volume and stuff like that. Right, why would he do
that because the daughter told him to Why would she
tell them to do that? Because they were banging each other. See,

(23:03):
Apparently the daughter would come over with one of her
friends and they'd put a show on for this old
ass man, and then the daughter and Alfred here, Old
alf Alfred would go back into the bedroom, they'd get
it on, bang it out like monkeys, while the friend

(23:24):
would go through the house and steal the wife's belongings
while she was passed out. Anyway, again, went the hospital,
found out what was going on, and then Alfred goes
to court pleads guilty. He's getting four years in prison
and five years of probation for aggravated battery posing a

(23:44):
risk of death. So far as the skeezy hoes in
this story, they have yet to be arrested. I got
to know these I gotta know how these girls are, right,
because the story makes it sound like they're in their
twenties right now, probably in their forties or fifties maybe,
But it didn't say he did give me any names
for the ladies or anything. Is he packing? Is this

(24:04):
seventy one year old packing?

Speaker 6 (24:07):
He looks he looks a lot older than seventy one,
Like seventy one now can look like sixty. You know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
We've seen a lot of seventy year olds that whoa
your set. I could have fooled me.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Well that's the anomaly. Yeah, he looks seventy for sure.
He looks like he teaches math or social studies or
shop shop.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
He looks retired and on his way out, protected in shape.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Nothing go ahead thanks. Protected cucumbers found in border smuggling attempt.
Just the picture alone of putting a cea cucumber on
our page and hopefully getting banned is worth it. Border
patrol agents arrested a woman trying to cross into the
United States with fifty four pounds of dried c cucumbers.

(25:02):
The fifty five year old was trying to get into
the country from Mexico and sea cucumbers are restricted species
with strict regulations to prevent over harvesting. Didn't know. I'm
not sure what the benefit is of a c cucumber.
That is a good question. Maybe not so much benefits.

(25:25):
It's just more like a delicacy sort of thing. Uh, okay,
I'm not familiar with them. This says that they have
They're high in protein and contain many nutrients, including vitamins, minerals, antioxidants,
bioactive compounds, and vitamin AaB one, calcium magnesium. Yeah, okay,
lowers cholesterol and blood pressure. It's helps reduce the risk

(25:49):
of liver damage, reduce the risk of cancer, wound healing.
I am not squeezing that thing on a gash. Yes,
you are immune health And what else does I have here?
Anti fungal antimor A bunch of stuff, not one clear
thing like hey, this grows hair. Fifty four pounds. Yeah,

(26:14):
that's a lot of cucumber. Yeah, ma'am, you don't have
any luck. You know where we come from, vacation where Mexico. Okay,
you have no clothes, you just have dried penises. Yeah,
it's a good trip. All these stories around our Facebook
page at Facebook dot com, slash BMMS six nine.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
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Speaker 1 (27:01):
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Speaker 6 (27:28):
The quarterback cupboard in Cleveland is pretty stocked. The Browns
chose to keep four qbs on their fifty three man
roster following Tuesday's deadline. Star quarterback Deshaun Watson is joined
by primary backup Jamis Winston, along with Tyler Huntley and
Dorian Thompson Robinson. ESPN reports trade talks are ongoing surrounding

(27:51):
Cleveland's backups, and head coach Kevin Stefanski said the depth
chart isn't settled in any position. The Browns have turned
to back up QB's routinely after Watson appeared in just
twelve games since being traded from the Texans in twenty
twenty two.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
What's wild, too, is that they have two running backs
out and one of them questionable, which means they only
have one healthy running back. That's not good. I mean,
I guess, yeah, but I guess if we don't have
a quarterback, than what's.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
And with yesterday's deadline for teams to trim their rosters
down to fifty three players for the season, there were
a lot of notable players who were shown the door
in For quarterbacks, Desmond Ritter of the Cardinals, Bailey Zappy
of the Patriots saw the door, Matt Kuoral from the Vikings,
Mike White of the Dolphins, and Brian Ripen of the Bears.

(28:43):
For running backs, Deontay Foreman of the Browns, Matt Brida
of the forty nine Ers, Mike Boone of the Panthers,
Frank Gord Junior the Bills was let go, and Evan
Hull of the Colts. For wide receivers, Kadarius.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Tony of the Chiefs, it's sad.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Tim Patrick of the Broncos hocom.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
It constantly screwed us last season. Plenty of plays that
we should have done well because he didn't line up
or not paying attention or I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
Yeah, Paris Campbell of the Eagles, Saint Brown of the Saints,
Equinomious Saint Brown of the Saints, Terrace Marshall of the Panthers.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, none of these are surprises, right, there's I mean,
none of these feel like big names being let go. Right,
they cut twenty or twelve hundred people, there's a lot
of names. Yeah, if Travis Kelsey got cut, that'd be
newsworthy one hundred percent, right, But that none of those
people got there were To me, there were no surprises
out there. Chiefs fan knew Kadarius was gonna get cut.

(29:43):
Nobody expected Billy's happy to make any roster. To me,
there's no surprise to me that. The only Chiefs one
that was a surprise was that rugby player they cut him.
But then it was also kind of that that probably
will happen because he's a developmental player. They're gonna put
him the pracice squad and let him get some legs
underneath him, and then they're not just going to throw
him in. No, No, they knew it was he wasn't

(30:04):
going to just get it right away and it was
going to take a little bit of work. But I
don't think there were any big surprises yesterday in the
football world of cuts.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Now, do all these guys, all these players have a
chance to get picked up by someone else?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Sure, sure, but let's just do if the forty nine
ers don't want them.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Right, Yeah. The Bengals continued to get good news on
a star playmaker. Head coach Zach Taylor told the media
that Jamar Chase is expected to play in the regular
season opener against the Patriots at pay Court Stadium on
September eighth. The wide receiver returned to practice this week
after missing all of training camp due to contract Due

(30:45):
to a contract dispute, the three time pro bowler has
two years left on his rookie deal, which includes a
fifth year option worth just under twenty two million dollars.
Chase had more than twelve hundred receiving yards to go
with seven types downs last season.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
And that deal's done or they're saying they're hope and
he'll sign it.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
It said that he returned after missing training camp due
to a contract dispute.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
So he's shown up to camp, but he is not signed,
as my understanding. Yeah yeah, so yeah, of course he
hopes him to be there.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
And the Washington Commanders have a naming right steal for
their landover Maryland Stadium. The stadium, previously known as a
Jack Kent Cook Stadium, Redskins Stadium, FedEx Field, and Commander's Field,
will now be called Northwest Stadium after the Commanders agreed

(31:44):
to a multi year naming rights deal with Northwest Federal
Credit Union. The facility opened in nineteen ninety seven and
was rated the worst stadium in the NFL by The
Athletic in twenty twenty three. Commander's owner Josh Harris hopes
to open a new stadium by twenty thirty.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Six years from now, which I don't even think they've
broken ground on or anything, but yeah, there was there's
video of like sewage pipes busted and dumping on fans
as they're watching their team. Oh that was that stadium.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Yeah yeah, And a big change could be coming too.
The landscape of college football, the NCAA's FBS and FCS
Oversight Committees have recommended the sport moved to a single
off season notification of transfer window, meaning the spring transfer
period would be eliminated. Under the proposal, the thirty day
transfer window in December would become the only chance for

(32:39):
FBS and FCS players to enter their name in the
transfer portal for the past two years. The portal is
also opened for a fifteen day window in April. The
Division one council will meet in October to determine if
they'll adopt the proposal. If approved, the change would take
effect for the twenty twenty four to twenty five school year.

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Lindsay on ninety seventy five.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
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Speaker 1 (34:18):
I want you all to know I live in a
fantasy world where I expect equipment to work when I
hit a button. You are living in a vantas yeah, yeah,
check my poop.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
All right. So, yesterday I remember we had a uh
woman send us an email about her man wanting to
be more adventurous in the bed in the bedroom, and
he was wearing Ladies underwear, her underwear, And so I'm
kind of piggybacking, piggybacking off of that. Ways to be

(34:51):
more adventurous in the bedroom, get a little kinkier with
your sex life, possibly, but not too kinky, because you
want to be safe at it. You don't want to
hurt yourself. And I found an article on the most
dangerous sex positions revealed by the doctors, and basically there's

(35:13):
three that can be the most painful and the most
dangerous if you're not careful. And the third one is
actually the most surprising because it is the cause of
twenty five percent of penile fractures.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Can give me an I guess yes, Pakistani pyledriver, that's
a good one. The Iranian sun goggles neither. Cleveland steamer. No, uh,
the old cosmic sweater. No which, by the way, my girlfriend,

(36:00):
by the way, when you say Cosby sweater, by the way,
implies you have a story about a Cosby sweater. No no, no, no,
no no no no. It's not about the Cosby sweater,
but it does involve the term. My girlfriend, she's awesome,
she is uh, she's innocent, seemingly and so I I
don't know how we got on to the subject, but

(36:22):
we started talking Cleveland Steamer, Cosby sweater. She had no
idea what the plan was for the night, as she
had no idea what these things were. So I told
her what it was. She's like, holy crap, how do
you know this? It was like I thought everybody knew
what a Cleveland steamer was or the Cosby sweat.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
I don't know what the Cosby sweater is.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I will admit google it. You don't know what. I can't.
How did you land this job? It was not a
question too anyeah, right, And then I told her what
sounding was. It was like, you know what sounding And
she's like no, And I was like, okay, google it,
and so she goes to her she's, hey, Google tell
me what sounding is. So when Google tells you it's audible,

(37:04):
this is great description of what sounding was. And the
look of sheer horror in her face was amazing. Anyway,
carry on, Cleveland steamer.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Yeah, the Cosby sweater though, I just googled that one.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Things past hard pass huh really hard pass your surprise huh? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:26):
Yeah, anymore guesses for twenty percent of penile fractures caused by.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
The most it's a reverse.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
This is the third, third, third most dangerous.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I mean, all I know is reverse cowgirl is the
one that is the most dangerous.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Most dangerous is the reverse cowgirl?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah? I figured Doggie might be in there somewhere. Okay,
I like that.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
Third most dangerous is missionary.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Okay, So to be fair, how many are there like that?
Are gonna that enough people have done to cause the injury.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Twenty five percent of penile fractures. Having sex with the
woman on top third on the list, causing ten percent
of injuries to the men surveyed, and it used to
be the second most dangerous. But because of more people

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doing the reverse cowgirl, like Corbyn said, that does take
the cake. That is the most dangerous position. Because fifty
one percent of penile fractures are caused by reverse cowgirl.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
So I had to look because I'm curious to how
many there are in a year, how many penile fractures?
Yeahcause when you say twenty percent, huge number. Right. This
says that in twenty nineteen there were eighty twenty nine
emergency department visits for penile fractures in the United States
and that was and then a rate of one per

(39:00):
one hundred thousand. Wow, that's not that many, No, it
is not. No, you line up one hundred thousand dudes
in a line, one of them have suffered from a
penile fracture. So like the Tulsa population, right, yeah, four
to seventy five I think, or no, eight seventy five,
so that's not the outside area, but Tulsa, So eight

(39:20):
seventy five from Mimber correctly, then that means eight yeah,
so twenty percent of those eight yeah, And.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
What exactly is a penis fracture? Well, where you're hitting
the woman's pubic bone during intense sex. No, bones in
a penis to physically break. Of course, it just means
the membranes are tearing.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Well, the fracture has nothing to do with the pubic bone.
The fracture is the veins.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Yes, your membranes are you.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Said, female pubic bone.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
So you're hitting it your your penis is hitting it.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
In that position. Yes, but it's not what a penile
fracture is.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
But the right your your membranes are tearing in the
That is the clarifying what you said, which sounds incredibly painful.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Never had one, I can't say that I have ever
had one that went to the doctor for Yeah, I'm
a kind lover. Oh how nice there?

Speaker 5 (40:25):
It is?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Damn it accurate.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Right second, m h, most painful and most dangerous exposition
revealed by doctors.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
What do you think we have? No guess.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
It is doggy style, which is also the nation's favorite
sex position.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I don't believe that. I'm not saying it's not good.
I'm just saying, like, so they go up to what
the lady at the b and go, hey, how do
you like to get drilled? Would you like to take
a service? We're going to use it on family feud later. Yeah,

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I hardly believe people are being honest.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Preferred by one in four Brits and seven and ten Americans.
It causes forty one percent of penile fractures, so Doug
eastad not very many. I yeah, uh focused on the
relationship between sexual position and severity of penile fracture. That

(41:37):
is doggy style. Second, yeah, I think as long as
you are, because I feel like doggy style is when
h getting a little personal here, But that is when
our accidents happen in my bedroom because it gets intent

(42:00):
in that position and we have both yelled out ouch
because that one is how about you gimpy out all
of three of those positions?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Any of those has ever caused a penisle.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
For well, maybe not a fracture, but a oh man.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Ouch or uh, I guess it would have been the dog.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
Yeah, okay, an uncomfortable situation.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
To be fair, I haven't had that problem since I
was in my early twenties. He's an experienced delivery, right right, gentle?

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Not oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. And it says here
in the study can women be affected by the painful
sex too? Yeah, it's not just men who experience pain
in the bedroom. Other causes for the painful sex and clurse.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yes, I would think women experience pain in the in
sect more often than overwhelmingly.

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Yeah, fibroids growing near the vagina or.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Serve fibroids, Yeah, say more.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Uh inside the cervix. I see, I've never had them,
but and usually you have to have surgery.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
To remove is a fibroid?

Speaker 6 (43:21):
I you know, I've never had them, so like almost
like a tumor asist, more like a cists.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Fibroids are growth made of smooth muscle cells and fibrous
connective tissues. These growth develop in the uterus and appear
along alone or in groups. They range in size from
a from as small as a grain of rice to
as big as a melon. Well what kind of melon
are we talking about here? Honeydew, cantal, zucchini? Right? Right,

(43:52):
come on, I just never I didn't know what it was,
so I was hoping you could tell me. H, pelvic
inflammatory disease which cause pain inside.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
The pelvis, or infections like thrush or STIs can make
sex painful, or something called a depressed vagina.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Not sad, not you or I guess we'll have sex now.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
A depressed vagina causes an unexplained pain in the vulva.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I hate when that happens, right, yeah, yeah, uh.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
And it says that to practice safer sex in the bedroom,
number one is to use lubrication.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
It is the number one key to pain free sex.
I like this question. Do you call in too work
for a penal fracture? Depends?

Speaker 5 (44:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I know you could wear It depends totally. Did it
happen the night before or that night before before? Sure?
But whenever I think what happens that morning? Ah, No,
I think about it because it doesn't take that long
to heal from something like that, you know, maybe a
couple of hours. So it depends. If you, like, wake

(45:12):
up at six and you got to be to work
at eight, right, you wake up, you bang one out,
you fracture your penis, then maybe maybe you might call
into ord.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
I think it depends on what kind of work you're doing.
Are you lifting heavy boxes?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I think they we've already established that. I think it
depends on if you went to the R Yeah, if
you went to the R yeah, dude, take a day,
it's fine. How do you explain that to your boss?
Though I hurt my dog last night? Is that the
woman's period, Like you just go, I'm on my period
and okay, take all the time you need. Right, But

(45:49):
penile fracture is that running the same zip code as
like diarrhea or whatever. I don't see reason why I couldn't.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
No, I feel like that's is it a bragging right?
I feel like I think a guy I don't Maybe
maybe not. I could be wrong, but I feel like
a guy would be more comfortable calling in his boss
and saying I got a pinol fracture.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Maybe I'd be like, grow up, bro, rub some dirt
on it, and get back to work. I just slow down, Right,
where's the race, cowboy?

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Right?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I can't help, but it's so excited.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
I got to sit in a lazy boider day with
a bag of frozen peas.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
No, I think very rare in a penl fracture scenario.
Do you do that? I don't know. I don't know
anybody who's had a penal fracture. I don't either, Gimpy,
do you know anybody? Yeah, you're looking at him. But
like I said, it wasn't enough. But not a diagnosed right? Right?
Then you don't know for sure? That's a self diagnosis.

(46:49):
Here's the thing, hear me out. Okay, So back in,
like I said, late teens, early twenties, getting at it,
things slip. You hear a pop and there's an owl.
So to me that that that justifies a penile fracture.
Did I go to the doctor. No, but you still
know that's what it was, Yeah, because I'm not It

(47:10):
could have been your knee. I mean, it could be
a hunt like it was. Bodies. Bodies make noises, yeah, absolutely,
and there's pops and whatever, and you go, I've popped
my knee and been like, yeah, I don't go, well,
I I popped my acl. I know the difference between
my knee and my penis. Of course, I'm just saying
just because you there was a pop in a sudden urge,

(47:32):
does not mean it was fractured. No. No, no, it
wasn't fractured. It wasn't anything quite I mean, but it's
still hurt. It caused discomfort, you know, in my my
genital area.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
And did you have to stop performing?

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah, yeah it stopped me. You killed anyway? Oh yeah,
definitely definitely a derection. My brother was getting frisky with
his wife in a pool one night, received a penile fracture.
He had to have surgery to do what reconnect the vessels? Yes,
penal fractures can lead to Peroni's disease, which is a

(48:05):
desire for gross beer. I'm sorry. Which is cool? No,
it's not, it's good.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
No.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Which is curved penis? I like it? Curve penis? No
Italian beer? Italian beer? Okay, another one. I've had it.
It sucks ass again. I think until you go to
the doctor to have it treated, you're just self diagnosing. Now,
maybe you did or did not, but you can't. You
can't just go with I was bitten by a shark

(48:31):
when there was never a shark in the water.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Yeah, I'm curious to know what.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
You've ever been bitten by a shark?

Speaker 6 (48:36):
What position caused it? Another? Practicing safer sex aside from
use lubrication, talk to your partner. They say, communication is
another way you can stay sexually safe.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, something to the lines of is that good? That good?
Is that good? That okay? Okay? Okay, how's this? How's this?
How's this is it? Okay? How are we doing? You good?
You good? What do you want to do later?

Speaker 6 (49:01):
If it hurts, if it's uncomfortable or something just doesn't
feel quite right, then say something and stop.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
I hate that line when you see that in so
many things, like hey, if it hurts, stop, Yeah, don't
put a toaster in the wall in the bathtub either,
What a stupid line, of course, stopped. If it hurts,
it hurts. But I'm gonna keep going because I'm a man.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Or don't just or if you're the female, don't just
keep going just to please him?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Good luck. Women don't know how to do that. They
still stay in abusive relationships verbally, physically, mentally, right because
they're like, ah, it'll change.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
Yes. Number three. Adapt your favorite sex positions. If a
particular position aggravates the discomfort, then avoid that position or
adapt if you want to.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
What if I like one position but you don't, do
you adapt?

Speaker 6 (50:01):
For example, if you're a lover of doggy style but
your partner's a little too big, then try it standing
up his range of motion?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Okay, right, best bragger? Why why is it that? Why
is that? That's the obstacle?

Speaker 5 (50:21):
All right?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I took it the wrong way. I was thinking she
was a have to go oops or he or he whatever.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
Well, there you go. You can find the most dangerous
positions on our Facebook page and you can share your
own stories if you want to.

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Why Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay.

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you put on your finger. And this is the little
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They sit in detention on a Saturday. Yes, double pointer.
H this is a planet and a girl's name, a
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This is a song by Queen Real, popular in Wayne's world. Yes,
uh this is it's a color and it's a fruit
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Uh the one you passed on. This is a movie
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They got made into a movie that was a TV
show at one time, made in the movie Veronica Mars
Stanley Kubrick movie The Guys with the bowler hats and

(56:18):
uh the black paint on the eye and very disturbing movie.
That's about right. You got a little milk. I think
in the movie they drink a lot of milk. Guests weird,
really weird, Yeah, weird one and the one I ended
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Alanis Morissett plays God and it's got oh Ben Affleck,
It's got uh Matt Damon in it.

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Have you seen that movie?

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Yes, just about everyone, uh silent Bob and all of
them in it.

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Morsett has got in them.

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Yes, it's all you got to know, really to know Dogma.

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four by four Holiness is here. The slow fever hits

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Florida and New York, with concerns spreading across the country.
It's just been taking some time to get everybody informed
about it. I'm telling you it's a slow virus. It
says here that a little known disease in this part
of the world called sloth fever. Is that like, everybody's
going crazy for sloths. They're like, oh my god, it's

(58:19):
a sloth We've got sloth fever. I mean, what I
know about sloths is they're slow and nocturnal and stink
really bad. Right, all right, well he am. It says
here that is causing concerned across the US. The CDC
says Florida has reported nine cases in a week, while
New York has one confirmed case. All the cases are
related to international travel, which health experts warn is a

(58:44):
troubling sign as people return home from summer vacation. Sloth
fever can be deadly and is well known in Brazil, Bolivia, Peru, Columbia,
and Cuba. The CDC says there's no evidence of local transmission.
Early voting starts soon. The November election is a giggity

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sixty nine days away, but voters in several states to
be able to cast their ballots soon. Early voting starts
next month in Virginia, Minnesota, don't you know, South to Colda,
don't you know? Vermont, Illinois, and the swing state of Pennsylvania.
In October, residents in nine more states, including swing states
Arizona and Ohio, can start to vote nearly Every early

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voting state offers mail in or vote in person options.
I do mailing. Yeah, it's just easier if it works
for you. I'm just stand in line, right, thanks, ethel
have a nice day. Do they still give you the sticker? Though?
I don't recall I don't usually keep it anyway, so

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did you really vote right, Natick? Well, no, it doesn't
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else we got here? Pesticide contribute to the sharp decline
in b populations. Morgan Freeman would be pissed. A new
study published in Nature Sustainability That's an actual magazine shows

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that the widespread use of two specific pesticides are a
major driver of plunging bee populations. For certain bees, high
pesticide use contributes to an over forty three percent decrease
in the likelihood a species will appear in a particular location.
The researchers stated that across the contiguous United States, we

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found that higher pesticide use resulted in lower occupancy of
wild bees. And then, lastly here Grand Mental Health takes
its resources on the road in rural Oklahoma. The Grand
Mental Health Care excuse me, the Grand Mental Health Caravan
care van. It's a van that they take to other

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towns that care healthcare. Yes, the care of it. It's
not a bunch of them just going in a line
to gather to one particular amp uh. It's a new
way the nonprofit is providing mental mobile mental health access.
Grand Mental Health wants more people to feel encouraged to
reach out and ask for help when needed. The caravan

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it's gonna make its way through New Kirk TALKWAM Perkins today,
Tomorrow and Friday, respectively. What it says.

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The Big Ten has revealed its new tiebreakers for the
eighteen team conference after adding former Pac twelve teams USC, UCLA, Washington,
and Oregon to the conference. The top two teams in
the overall st will face each other in the conference
championship game. The first few steps that will be taken
if the top two teams are tied in the Big

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Ten standings include the tied teams will be compared based
on head to head matchups, record against all Common Conference
opponents and record against common opponents with the best conference record,
and proceeding through the Common Conference opponents based on their
order of finish. The Big Ten Championship Game will be

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held on December seventh at Lucas Oil Stadium. The NBA
has asked a judge to dismiss the lawsuit filed against
the league by Warner Brothers Discovery. Warner Brothers Discovery is
asking the court to enforce what they see as matching
rights that would allow it to retain a package of

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NBA media rights in next national media deal, which would
start in the twenty twenty five to twenty six season.
Last year, the NBA inked an eleven year, seventy five
billion dollar set of contracts with Disney, NBC, and Amazon
for media rights, leaving TNT, which is owned by Warner

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Brothers Discovery, without the NBA for the first time in
thirty five years. The NBA says that the matching rights
clause didn't give TBS the rights to match Amazon's offer,
since Amazon intends to broadcast the NBA over the Internet
on a subscription video on demand service, while the rights

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for Warner Brothers Discovery are only for linear cable TV distribution.
The Giants parted ways with a pair of veterans before
trimming their roster down to fifty three players. Wide receivers
Alan Robinson the Second and Isaiah Hodgkins were cut by
the g Men on Tuesday. Robinson agreed to a one

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year contract with just twenty five thousand dollars fully guaranteed.
During the off season, he spent most of the summer
working with the second team offense. Hodgens joined the Giants
in twenty twenty two after being claimed off waivers. He
had eight total touchdowns over his two seasons with New York.
The Giants also decided to carry three quarterbacks after keeping
Tommy DeVito. The Astros are adding a veteran outfielder to

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their roster with just over a month left in the
regular season. ESPN reports that Houston is finalizing a deal
with Jason Hayward after he was designated for assignment by
the Los Angeles Dodgers last week. The fifteen year veteran
is batting a point two eight with six home runs
and twenty eight RBI through sixty three games played this season.

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Hayward has played in over seventeen hundred career games, split
between the Dodgers, the Cubs, Cardinals, and the Braves. The
five time Gold Glover won the World Series with the
Cubs in twenty sixteen, and for the first time in
sixty seven years, NASCAR is headed outside of the US.
The deal is being finalized to stage a Cup Series

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race in Mexico City next year at the Autoomo Hermanos
Rodriguez Road Course, a world class track that also hosts
Formula One every year the race, which would be the
first points paying a Cup race outside of America since
the nineteen fifty eight Premier Series at the Canadian Exhibition
Stadium in Toronto. NASCAR isn't adding a date to the series,

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though Richmond Raceway will lose one of its two dates
for the Mexico City Contest Tentevelee, set for a June fifteenth,
and that is your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm
Lindsay in ninety seven to five KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine four
six OHKMOD. Also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five, Good morning Lindsay.

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You have a bonus day to pick up your tickets
or maybe your beer that you have one. Just bring
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from eleven until one. It's a bonus day to pick
up your prizes.

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Good morning, well, good morning Corban. Here about an hour
you're gonna get your first keyword to win a trip
for two to our iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas
and September. Just keep phone listening a little fill in
the blank news. I'll read part of a headline, lead
part of it out. You got to guess what the
blank part is. First, one mega millions jackpot stands at blanks.

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Oh hold on until, oh god stop. My hand's hurt
and I'm trying to use the shortcut. I don't know
why I would expect it to work correctly. So the
jackpot stands. It's also Oklahoma. I'm guessing you're looking for

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a number. I want to say six hundred and seventy
three million dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I have not.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
I have not been checking the lottery in quite some time. Yeah,
I've been kind of giving up lately. So I'll say
five hundred and fifty million.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Tonight to make a million strong. It's worth an estimated
five hundred and seventy five million dollars. The cash option
on that is about two eighty five. Your guys have
actually hitting the jackpot, however, are about one in three
hundred and two million. Damn Blank closes twenty three locations
amid bankruptcy proceedings. Business is not going bankrupt nowadays. Yeah,

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Blank closes Jesus Blank closes twenty three locations amid bankruptcy proceedings.
Red Lapstock, Right, I thought Flavor Flay was going to
save the day. I mean, Flavor Flave Save Save Flavor
flav probably only one Barnes and Noble. No, I'm like

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you people are still rading. Yeah, but you can get
your books online, that is true, and you can you know,
you get e books and stuff. So really, what's the
point in having a bookstore anymore? By the way, I
was in one two days ago. It was packed at
eleven o'clock on like a Monday or whatever. A bunch
of nerds after getting into books. That's definitely one way

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to try and cut them down to make yourself feel
better that you don't read. That's right. Red Lobster will
be closing in an additional twenty three restaurants nationwide at
the end of the month. The move comes after the
Orlando based company closed over one hundred locations earlier this
year as it goes through bankruptcy proceedings. The restaurant chain
is in the process of selling itself to Fortress Credit Corporation,

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which recently gave the National Restaurant Chain one hundred million
dollars to continue operating to the roughly five hundred restaurants
it has remaining across the US. While you that are like,
that's despicable. When did you go in the last since
June that they announced that it was closing? Not once.
Woman who climbed into blank charged? Woman who climbed into

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blank charged sewer bed? Would you climb climb? Climb into
a car, a dumpster? It works for the dukes of hazard,
m a mobile home like an RV camp.

Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
No, like I climbed into the dumpster because I dropped
something from my apartment wind jhow or I like sewer?

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Yeah you do. A woman is being charged for allegedly
climbing into a tiger enclosure out of New Jersey Zoo
Authority say. Twenty four year old Zayre Dennis has been
charged with defiant trust passing, defiant trustpassing, and violating two
Sydney Ordnance City ordinances that prohibit people from climbing fences
within a zoo. Republican State Senator John Brammick says the

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incident highlights the need for legislation. He's proposing this season
to toughen penalties for truspassing at Zoo's.

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
Because it happens what once a year once?

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
I mean it happens a handful of times. But I
would like to think the lawmakers would have I think
that the charges are good. What we've got is good.
Why spend time on that, Maybe work on some other things.
Rambie would still be around if we had stricter rules.
I mean, that kid got dropped in, right, kid paid
the price? Didn't he did? He? Did he get kill?

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Did Harambi? They both died?

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
No, the kid didn't die.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
I'm not one hundred percent sure I know Harambi is dead.
I don't I know. We should all be aware. Blank
sold at Walmart recalled blank sold at Walmart recalled tuna.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Hamburger.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Probably something like a salad or something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
You know, he try you're trying to be healthy carrots?

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Oh what.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
Said healthy? I think it's I think it's like watermelon
or something like that. Watermelon, they said.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Blank sold at Walmart recalled. Walmart is recalling almost ten
thousand cases of apple juice at its stores across the country.
The batch of Great Value brand apple juice was found
to have potentially dangerous levels of arsenic. The recall was
originally announced by the FDA on August fifteenth, but updated
the recall classification to more urgent level on Friday. The

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Apple juice was sold at twenty five states in the
central and eastern parts of the country, as well as
DC and Puerto Rico. For the record, the kid who
climbed into Harambe's cage still alive. Interesting? Isaiah greg is
his name, of course. It is blank hardest working state

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in the US. Blank hardest working state in the US. Alaska, Yeah,
number two, Wow, Okay. Then Texas oil Fields number seven Okay,
Rhode Island because it's small, Rhode Island forty four, Okay,

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had a pity Wyoming, Wyoming number four, Montana, Montana twenty five,
Virginia eleven, Oklahoma twelve Okay. Not a top ten state

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for anything for well, no education, bad education. Al Right,
how about West Virginia. West Virginia is a great guess,
that's fifty, that dead last, the laziest mofos in the country. Yeah,
come from West Virginia, the laziest, top the laziest five. Nevada,

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uh huh, which is I thought was kind of shocking, Connecticut,
New Mexico, Michigan, New York, and West Virginia. Top five
are number five, Number five is South Dakota, then Wyoming,
then Nebraska, then Alaska, and number one is North Dakota.

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It is the hardest working state in the US, according
to a new report from wallet hub. They compared to
all fifty states based on factors like the average hours
per work week and the number of workers with multiple jobs. Huh,
North Dakota, North Dakota, Okay. New Hampshire was number nine,
Colorado was number eight, Maryland was number six. All better

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harder workers than us. Give those people in lazy. You
guys are lazy. World's oldest man reveals blank. World's oldest
man reveals blank diet crinkly balls not what does Gimpie

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want the old man to reveal?

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
The secret?

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Penus? I never know. I've thrown curveballs before. This fractured
phoenis oh God. World's oldest man reveals his diet regrets.
The world's oldest man has revealed his secret to staying
alive for so long. England resident John Alfred Tinswood is

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celebrating his one hundred and twelfth birthday on Monday. To
put that into perspective, Tinswood was born in nineteen twelve,
the same year the Titanic sunk and Arizona became a
US state. His secret to making the ripe old age
of one hundred and twelve look, Tinswood says, and maybe

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a little walking. Quote, Ah, get thick of any special
secrets I have, He adds, quote, there's more. He's saying

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a lot for someone who's one hundred and twelve. Right,
I was quite active as a youngster. I did a
lot of walking. In fact, Tinswood says, he feels the
same as he did twenty years ago. Settled down. One
hundred and twelve is the new ninety. I don't get
excited over it. That's probably why I've reached it. I

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just take it in stride like anything else. Also, he
was reminded four times during the interview of his age. Right,
they only had him for an hour because that's the
only time he's awake. You're lose it for an hour.
Let's go, right, if you can be here between seven

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five am and seven oh seven am, we could squeeze
you in between his mucinex right, and his insure and
his diaper change. You make sure his teeth.

Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
He puts his teeth in.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Green Day's Blank. Come into seven eleven, Green Day's Blank,
Come into seven eleven, seven eleven, the convenience store, Green Day,
the band. What they have in common? I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
I hope it's not a joky flavored slush.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Oh God, oh God, that's disgusting.

Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
An arcade game scratchers. Oh the very own big Gulp. Yeah,
Billy Joe, Big Gulp. Green Day is teaming up with
seven eleven for a coffee collisboration to commemorate the thirtieth
anniversary of Green Day's breakout album Dooky in the sixtieth
anniversary of seven to eleven. Originating in the concept of

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fresh coffee and to go cups, The band has created
a special anniversary blend of its punk Bunny coffee to
be sold exclusively at US seven eleven, Speedway and Stripes locations.
The anniversary blend has a vibrant hint of citrus along
with undertones of rich stone fruit, finished with a warm

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cocoa flavor and a dash of spice, creating a multi
layered coffee experience. Fans can also score a limited edition
Punk Bunny inspired collectible refill mug in seven to eleven
and Speedway stores while they last. In celebration of the
launch the seven eleven X Green Day Coffee collaboration, the
first fifty people to show up at a seven eleven

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store at eight hundred and sixth Avenue in New York
City get inked with a custom seven to eleven X
Punk Bunny tattoo. See free seven eleven coffee for seven
hundred and eleven days. Wow, way to be against the man.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
You know it's it's our anniversary, thirtieth anniversary, and you
know I was thinking, you know what else is as
an anniversary coming up?

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
No, Billy who seven eleven.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
For what?

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Like like the Bill Golper food on a roller? No, no, no,
no coffee to go in a cup? We should work together. Yeah,
get your money, man, get your money. That's all I
got to say. Metallica fans continue to blank. Metallica fans

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continue to blank. Grow eighty.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
I like grow.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Give to charity, Okay, the fans giving a charity.

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
Yeah, give to their charity.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
We already give them enough money as it is.

Speaker 6 (01:20:10):
I like growth.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
That makes sense, you know, the younger kids are appreciating Metallica, Yes,
whether it's because the stranger things or not. It's been
known that at Metallica shows, some of the band's reps
will walk around and stealthily try to give aways passes
to the snake pit. However, fans continue to be wary
of the pass giveaway, and a new video Metallica rep

(01:20:32):
can be seen trying to give away snakepit passes, but
fans look in the other direction and will not engage
the representative. Keep walking, trickster. I know you scammers are
up to right. Lobamba blank LaBamba blank.

Speaker 6 (01:20:54):
A, La Bamba.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Rocks yea love bomb ba blew up because it is
Spanish for the bomb blah.

Speaker 6 (01:21:08):
Still one of the greatest films of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Well Bomba makes a resurgence. Remake is not necessary, but
it is in the works. The story of rock and
roll legend Richie Valens is heading back to the big screen.
Variety reports Sony Pictures is developing a remake of the
Golden Globe nominated eighty seven film La Bomba. The movie
told the story of the Mexican Americans rise from a

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field worker to a teenage rock star. Valence died at
the age of seventeen in a plane crash because of
coin flip. The writer and director of the original film,
Lewis Valdez, will serve as executive producer and in development.
Isn't the same as being made, That's true. They're just
going down the rabbit hole. They're thinking about it. Yeah.

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Christopher Reeve Real Blank released, Christopher Reeve Blank released legs, ashes,
Christopher Reeves Commemorative plate, a Christopher Reeves Wheelchair, Christopher Reeves

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The Christopher Reeves Annual Equine Tournament.

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
Christopher Reeves Biography released.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Superman fans will soon be able to get a look
at the life of the man who was most famously
donned the cape. Warner Brothers has released the first trailer
for Superman. I'm Sorry, super slash Man The Christopher Reeves
Story the documentary. The documentary will show the actors rise
to stardom as the Man of Steel and his follow
life following his near fatal horse riding accident. It will

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include personal archive material from the Reef family. Super slash
Man will be shown in select theaters on September twenty
first and twenty fifth to mark what would have been
Reeve's seventy second birthday, and it's coo. Their family has
been very clear and upfront about what it was like
being his caregiver, his wife especially, and the obstacles that

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came with it and how she adapted. It's a really
fascinating and very honest story that they've shared in the past.
So I don't know what the documentary will be like,
but in other written works they've shared things like, you know,
finding other partners de sex with because he ain't doing.
MLB player makes history by blank. MLB player makes history

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by blank testing negative for cocaine.

Speaker 6 (01:23:56):
Testing negative word performance and am drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Right, steroids, Yeah, that'd be making history for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:24:05):
He makes history for or donating no this kidney, I
think it was a sick child. No playing leukemia, playing on.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Playing for two teams at the same time, one MLB
player can now say he's the first to ever play
for both teams in the same game. Danny Jansen was
at bat for the Toronto Blue Jays when that game
against the Boston Red Red Sox was suspended due to
weather on June twenty sixth. A month later, Jansen was

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traded to the Red Sox a Monday, the teams resumed
the June twenty sixth game at Finway Park. This time,
Jansen was behind the plate as the catcher for the
Red Sox. That also meant Jansen was catching the very
same at bat that saw him at the plate when
the game was suspended and he caught his own foul ball. Okay,
Jansen gave up a stolen base before Boston got out

(01:25:02):
of the inning without giving up a run. Yes, he
played in the same game. Also he did not. No,
they are two separate games. They were two separate days, month,
separated by much time. Yes, in the law the score
box score, it shows him on both squads. Yeah, but
it sounds like in the middle of the game he

(01:25:23):
put on a different uniform. It's a stretch, right, it
is a stretch. But he wore two jerseys when he played,
so one would be he would have one and then
one would go to Finway. I'm sorry, Cooperstown and the
Cooperstown's already asked for a scorecard. This guy's going to
be in the Baseball Hall of Fame because of this. Yes,
the most common thing couples blank.

Speaker 6 (01:25:48):
Most common thing couples argue.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
About brig during sex Yeah, the most common thing couples
hate about each other.

Speaker 6 (01:26:02):
On Tuesdays, The most common thing couples.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
The most common thing split up over. I like that,
split up argue the most common thing couples actually agree on.
All couples argue, but new research reveals they're more likely
to fight about small, everyday issues than major problems like
infidelity or the in laws. In fact, the top thing

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couples who live together argue about is not keeping the
house clean. According to a survey, forty of people argue
with their living partner at least five times a week,
and the most common time for the disagreements is between
six pm and eight pm. Yeah, because you're coming home
from work and you're after dinner, you're on the couch
er whatever. Totally makes sense that that is not a thing,

(01:26:52):
And the idea of arguing about like something silly about
keeping the house clean is bizarre, right, But I'm I
said up before, if one person feels like they're doing
it all the time, they're gonna get on to the
other person, come on, just help a little bit. That's that.
I think that that's insane. I agree, because if you
want it a certain way, just do it. That way.

(01:27:13):
I shouldn't have to change my ways for you, just like,
because that's what you're asking me to do. It has
to me to change my ways for you. I wouldn't
do that to you, right, but if your ways are lazy, no,
in your opinion, Lindzy, it's kind of like keeping money, right.
Some people are like, no, we got to save, safe, save,
And some people are like, I want to live in
the now, all right, because can't take you with me?

(01:27:33):
Which way's wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
All right? We gotta take a break, We'll be back.
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning shown four six
oh KMT can also text the BMMS and this is
what and what you want to say to a twen

(01:27:57):
ninety four five. I saw this question online and pond
the thought in my head that I thought i'd ask
you guys. And then the question they're asking what does
death feel like? And people gave a variety of answers.
One person said that there was clarity and that they
were experiencing memories of life with vivid details, and then

(01:28:23):
like even remember the smell of his mother's perfume, and
they remember they felt like sinking and then everything went black, right,
and then they were brought back to life, and multiple
different examples, and that's kind of like the overall theme
of all of them is like some vivid memory is
experienced and then some sort of fall if you will,

(01:28:45):
and then kind of a fade out thing, right. And
my question is is that real death isn't returnable. You
can't return from it, right right, once you're done, you're done. Yeah,
And that maybe when doctors there's this window where you

(01:29:05):
aren't dead, that they can revive you, and that that's
not technically dead at that point. So my thing is is, like,
I don't think anybody knows there's do you think anybody
really knows? Are these value? Do you think these are valid?
I get that they sound beautiful, right, they sound cozy,
they sound they put you at ease of the face

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of death. But to imply that debt like somebody that
gets shot in the face and dies also feels that
is silly, right, right, yeah, right, I would have to agree.
I don't think you won't. You won't get that answer
unless you're talking to somebody who is dead, because they're
the only ones that really really know, right. The only
way to know is if you're on the other side. Yeah,

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That's that's what I think because to this person had
to put one of the examples, they had a ton
of memories because they were, you know, in their thirty
their forties, and so they had all these memories. So
is that that's not what it's like for a baby, Right,
You're the idea that like you're in a burning building

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burning up, and then you're like, oh, yay, this will
be good. I think things like that, Statements like that,
examples like that encourage narratives to kill yourself, right, so
you feel that sense or whatever, Yeah, like it's gonna
be this beautiful thing. Reminds me of the movie Flatliners.
You remember that movie that they did it several times

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or whatever. Right, is that with the blue red sheet
things where like they cool them down and take their
body temperature so low and then there's like a certain
amount of time that they have to bring them back, right, right,
do near death experiences and you got to bring them
back real festerals they're gonna be gone forever. Yeah, yeah,
there's no way you wouldn't know, yeah at all? Whatsoever?

Speaker 6 (01:30:54):
And is it really a feeling or is it just
something you you go through or something you see, Like
my mom's boyfriend, for example, he had a heart attack
where they had to bring him back and he said
that he saw a light and he said that he
saw his dad who has passed away, and he said

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that what he remembers was that his dad was shaking
his head at him like it's not your time. Like
that's what he got from it, man, very poetic. That
was his takeaway from it. Yeah, like he saw a
light and he was going towards it, but then he
saw his dad shaking his head at him like, and

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he took away from it was not my time because
then all of a sudden, he was awake and alive.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
But what if his dad was shaking his head because
he's so disappointed in him, and and is like, I
can't go disappoint dad like this.

Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
Yeah, who knows. But he said it was so quick
and that's all that he remembers from that, and he
was I mean he was dead.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
They had to use the paddles again. Yeah, And what
I'm saying is I don't think that's death. I think
when that when you're dead, they it's over to I
think this ain't gonna be awesome. And to our listeners
that are doctors I'm sorry that this is gonna hurt
your feelings. I think it implies that doctors have some
special magic skill that they can do right, and then

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it brings creates hope for people that are dying that
doctors will bring you back. No, when you're dead, you're dead.
That's it, right, That's what it's called death. It is
a final chapter. I've never had a near death experience.
I don't know anybody who has, you know, so I
couldn't tell you. I guess the closest I come to
death is when I wrecked my bike and I'm sliding
across the highway. Didn't see anything except for asphalt, you know,

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and when you were because you were unconscious for a
very brief amount of time right in the ambulance on
the way there, from what I hear. But you know what,
that was just a matter of me blacking out adrenaline
dump probably, and your body just like I didn't chilling out. Yeah.
I didn't see any kind of bright lights or hear
any voices, didn't smell mama's waffles or anything like it. Well,

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so next thing you know, we're in the hospital. I
was like, oh, my daughter's asked me a really interesting
question yesterday, because they've been bringing up death a lot
because their kids and whatever. And I'm not a big
believer of like we don't talk about that, Like, no,
it's very normal. So they were like, you would get
to see your dad. Yeah, I don't know that, right,

(01:33:38):
But I don't know that. Yeah. True, So we're taught.
So what I'm also taught, Sana is real. I don't
know that. I get the idea of how picture and
cozy it makes you feel. But what if that's not true?

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
What if I go and like he's not there? That
would be so disappointing, right, And I'll go back to
the very tiny baby who's helping the baby that dies?
They're just standing there looking around. Well, there's nursery in
heaven that you know, who's taking care of that? Some

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angel that did a poor job, you know, and got
stuck having to deal with these dead babies. Ah does it?
Then there are angels like I don't want to do this?
How do I get out of the nursery, sir? Do
they get a break? Do they get days off? I
don't think so? Where do you go on vacation in heaven?

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Heaven is one huge vacation, but taking care of babies.
That does not sound like a vacation. No, a bunch
of crying as screaming ass half alive babies. I saw
a thing that a guy said. I don't know, but
I work in a Morgan and I tie people's shoes
together because just in case there's a zombie event, that'll
be hilarious. That's not a bad idea, hey man. And

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we all putting in our work. Absolutely, we're all putting
in our work. I did my part. I did my part.
I didn't do like okay, like, yeah, he's got a
suit on, he looks good, shoes are on. Tried. I
work with death more than anyone else. I'm just gonna
go and tie him. I don't want to be wrong.

(01:35:23):
I don't be like, why didn't you tie their shoes?

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
Fred?

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
That's going to be a standard at all funeral homes
across America. It wouldn't surprise me if that was a
thing to make it a standard that I actually would go, Yeah, okay,
I got no complaint with that. Hey, just so you know,
part of a policy, we'll put him in whatever suit

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you bring, but then we also tie their shoes together.
Why I'm I'm here, so just in case again, I'm here,
you're not. So if all of them get up, I'd
rather get at least a head start. They just keep tripping, hope,

(01:36:11):
trying to You know, you lift your foot up when
you're tied together. Tiny you're just doing them, just tiny
little walks, you know, like you do when your pants
are around your ankles. Getting mad as hell, zombie mad.
I'll get out. Also, this is them happy, all right,

(01:36:32):
take a break, We'll be back.

Speaker 7 (01:36:33):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Elsa's Morning Shown MD. Good morning, It's the Big Mad

(01:36:59):
Morning SHOWIKMOD. The NFL is apparently teaming up with private
equity firms. The league and owners voted yesterday to allow
private equity ownership of its franchises, marking a significant change
to the exclusive ownership club. The vote is historic softening

(01:37:21):
by the NFL, which now becomes the last of the
major sports leagues in North America to permit private equity ownership.
The NBA, MLB, and NHL currently allow private equity to
own up to thirty percent of a team, while under
the newly approved NFL ruling, it's going to be ten percent.
Under the ruling, there's an initial group of eight approved
firms that can invest. Those firms have made plans to

(01:37:43):
commit up to twelve billion to capital those groups and
see if any of these mean Ari's Sixth Street Actrosse, Blackstone, Carlisle, CBC,
Dynasty Equity, and Loutis. With NFL valuations soaring over the
last two day decades, the value of the league has
grown from twenty three and a half billion to one

(01:38:04):
hundred and ninety billion dollars my goodness. And they also
do not acknowledge CTE. They do all that work for cancer,
but never do they mention anything about ct Never do
they mention anything like that or even acknowledge the people
that are dealing with it. So that'll be interesting. Private

(01:38:24):
equities are essentially why Red Lobster is going under exactly,
so there's a chance that the NFL could go down. Well,
I mean, they only own thirty percent, so there's seventy
percent other voice happening. But right, I'm sorry, ten percent
was in person.

Speaker 6 (01:38:41):
I got ten. Patrick Mahomes Senior pleaded guilty to his
third DWI charge on Tuesday morning. His sentencing is scheduled
for September twenty third. Mahome Senior agreed to five years
of probation with one year of intense supervision. If he
abides by all terms of his probation.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
He will not have to This is intense supervision home.

Speaker 6 (01:39:02):
Right, Yeah, in district and Judge Carrie Russell is that
what she's doing these days? Explain that this is his
third DWI charge and briefly mentioned Mahome Seniors two prior
DWI charges September twelfth of two thousand and eight in
South Dakota and on February twenty sixth twenty nineteen in

(01:39:24):
Smith County. Mahome Senior was arrested in February for the
third degree felony when he was stopped on West Gentry
Parkway and Tyler. A Tyler Police officer reported seeing an
open can of beer in Mahome Seniors Center console. He
was taken into custody after failing several field sobriety tests.
And that is your balls to the Wall sports. I'm

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lindsay in ninety seven to five kmody.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show nine eight
four six oh kmod can also text the MMS and
then what you want to say to eight two nine
four five A good old state of Oklahoma making the
national news, or at least the city of Edmund has
been making the national news as they had a student

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who apparently liked to show the flag attached to the
back of his truck, the American flag, and school was like, hey, no,
no flags on cars. It's disruptive, blah blah blah. And
he was like, you're infringing on my patriotism and everybody
obviously and of course and should support him. And kids

(01:40:42):
have shown up with their flag and our rage. Full
state superintendent is like, I'm gonna pass guidelines. All good, right, sure, sure,
nothing wrong with flying the American flag. I think the
policy probably was in place so when someone wanted to
flay a Nazi flag, they had a clear policy on

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no flags, no flags, this is a flag free zone.
Or they wanted to do the flag for the Satanic Church. No, no,
there will be no flags. I don't know if they've
enforced it all the time. I know that I want
my kids to go to school and study and not
do anything. I don't want them on all that other

(01:41:25):
stuff right right, And now this has turned into like
a whole other thing because it's like they're taking away
this kid's freedom. It does appear that way, but that
does not when you look at it. That's not what
they're doing, right, They're just trying to keep order in
the school to make sure kids do what learn. Yeah,

(01:41:46):
well they are learning about American rights and you know,
freedom of speech, and yeah, I can't imagine how hard
it is to be an administrator or a teacher. I
can't imagine how hard that is. Should this kid be
allowed to fly the American flag? Yes, of course. Anybody
who would say no would be an insane human being.

(01:42:08):
Call them communists, right, But it's the idea of that. Hey,
you got to think about these other flags if they
need to change it and pull like, hey all but
the American flag. Okay, so now if they change this,
you're gonna get when they then, you know, the Nazis
want to hang their flag on the back of their
Pinto the ford the car choice for the Nazi, for

(01:42:36):
your modern day Nazi, Well, I guess it could have
been a VW bug that would be more fitting. I'm
just trying to car, right, I'm just trying to have
a lame car. I don't need the Pinto Riding Club
to send me a note either for the Nazi and
you get a grimlin better. I'm just saying, then then

(01:43:02):
they can then now take the school to court, right
and go, well the you laddy, if he gets up,
well get up. It'll be anarchy. Yeah, and people are
hell bent that the school is trying to take away.
They probably say the pledge allegiance before a class, and
they have a thing before football games and do all

(01:43:26):
those things. Yeah, but you're not letting this child express
himself with an American flag that is an American Yeah. Yeah,
there was this thing. Let's see as I tell the story.
Let's see if I can remember from my from my
law class. That's not a joke. I took one. But

(01:43:50):
we do say that sometimes, and then we didn't. What
do we need juff in here for it? No, no, listen,
I listen. I took a class. I'm coming reach to
you for legal advice from now on.

Speaker 5 (01:44:05):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Let's do it. I love it. I love it as
long as that disclaimer plays at the end.

Speaker 6 (01:44:10):
I took a class.

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
It was during the Vietnam War, and a guy wore
a black bandanner around his uh to protest the war
in school, and the schools like you can't do that.
He's like, it's my right to do whatever. And Brown
versus the Board of Education if I remember correctly, and
the school. They went all the way to the Supreme Court,

(01:44:31):
and the Supreme Court is like, no, it's disruptive. You
can't disrupt class. You can't disrupt the process of learning, right,
same reason I can't have my hair and dreads when
I was going in school. It's disruptive. That happened. Yeah,
it was my first day of school in walsaw Man.
I had all dreaded out and how long were they?

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Hell they my? I was down to my middle of
my back. It's about how long my? Do you have
a pit? I would love to see these dreads. I
don't expect having your phone, by the way, but not
my phone. Maybe possibly in an old ten or a
photo album somewhere because I've got all my parents stuff.
I might I don't know though, but yeah, yeah, it

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was the first day of school and they're like, you
got to take that out, you know, come back tomorrow
with regular hair. I was like, well, that's stupid, and
all the kids thought was awesome. I love your hair.
It's a great, fantastic sure, you know, and I went
home and fished about it to my parents and they're like, well,
you know, those are the rules, and it is disruptive,
so you got to take it down.

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
You couldn't like just pull it back in a ponytail
or in a braid or something.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
It was still disruptive. Okay, okay, but yeah, I'm not
sure how it's I'm just trying to wrap my brain
around the disruptive pize was I it's a distraction to
the other students who are trying to learn. They're too
busy looking at your hair as opposed to learning about
mathem mathematics and mathematics. Yeah, so, so yeah, I was like,

(01:45:59):
all right, but but the thing is, though, is like, okay,
take your hair out of the dreads, gimpy, but you
can still walk around in a long black trench coat
and jeans with the legs that are way too big
and look like a goddamn tackle box hit your face,
you see what I'm saying. And that wasn't that was okay,
that was okay. The so dreads and I don't know

(01:46:23):
anything about dreads. I'm on an impression that dreads aren't
like they're kind of matted together and the only way
to take them out is to shave. You can't like
wash them out. They're just braids. Oh so you just
had your hair braiding like like not Bob Marley, not
Bob Marley. No, okay, I like clean hair. Oh well,
that's that's why I was trying to get clear. Close

(01:46:45):
enough though, I mean no, there's braids and Rastafarian hair
are not even in the same guy in a was
so it's as close as it gets. So you looked like, uh,
what movie is that where his hair is like that
seth Malibu's Most Wanted where I don't think it was

(01:47:06):
Malibu's Most Wanted like that, but I know what you're
talking about. It like different colored ribber bands on the end. Yeah,
and your hair and your hair looking like you're like, hey,
my brothers, what be doo? Something to that effect. What's
the movie anyway? Okay? So you just wasn't he in it?

(01:47:30):
I don't know. So you have to just take the
ribber bands out and then wash it and brush it
out pretty much basically come back put your hair in
a regular ponytail. You weirdo. Yeah, I can't picture you
with long hair. I was expecting like Rastafarian Bob Marley Hare,
I was like, I gotta see rastafarian GIMPI I had
hair down, like I said about the about the small

(01:47:51):
of my back, but on my back. Yeah, And I
had that for the longest time, longest time. And then
when I was uh oh geez, twenty twenty, I think
it was like nineteen or twenty, I finally decided to
go ahead and cut it off. Yeah. I was twenty
at the time I cut it off. But before I
cut it off, I bleached it and dyed it a

(01:48:13):
whole bunch of different colors. It was red for a while,
like dark red, like like Lindsay's red. No, like bright
red light like this rubber chicken kind of red. It
was red red, red red, and then of course that's funny. Yeah,
turned uh that faded and turned to an orange, and
then after that I went to purple, and then it

(01:48:34):
was green. And then you know when you mix all
the colors of the easter egg together and it comes
out that doodoo brown grayish kind of color. That's how
that was. And then I finally just cut it off.
It's like I'm done. I've had my fun that's it. Yeah,
uh yeah, no, somebody's correcting me on the brown first
port of education, thank you. That was segregation, board of education.

(01:48:59):
I just the board of Education was sticking.

Speaker 5 (01:49:01):
In my head.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Uh yeah, I don't think I ever got in trouble
for what I wore to school. Ever, Yeah, I don't.
Maybe they relaxed, I don't know, I don't know. I
don't remember really anybody getting in trouble for what they
wore to school when I went to school. Aside from
the hair, no, that was about it. That was the

(01:49:23):
only thing. You of course, the girls with their skirts
too short, that was as well.

Speaker 6 (01:49:29):
When I was in school, it was you had to
either wear a belt or make sure your pants were
pulled up. Sagging pants was a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
Yeah, that wasn't a thing when I was younger. Tinkervers School,
des Moines School, School District. That's the that's the that's
the case law. Oh okay, all right, we got to
take a break. We'll be back Elsa's Morning.

Speaker 7 (01:49:53):
Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The Assault continues the
next ninety.

Speaker 10 (01:49:58):
Se Good morning, find out what everybody learned.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
We'll start with Lindsey. Lindsey, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 6 (01:50:19):
Well, I learned that Corbyn giggles when Gimpy squeezes his chicken.
And I also learned that it's not just OJ that'll
kill you. Apple juice from Walmart will too.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
Gimpy, what'd you learn today? I learned that Corbin may
be a mother lover, but at least he's gentle. And
I also learned that Corbin is a kind lover, which
means he'll make you a sandwich afterwards. Think you come
again my pleasure? I'm bummed I missed out on Rastafari
and Gimpy at a party yelling yo, I just pausing

(01:50:52):
while those two hoes over there scratch it out over
who gets to knock the boots with me? And I
also learned that be once those nubs attached to the
body before he'll put it in his mouth. Corbin saying
make sure that dishwatchers loaded right track cycle. This is
yimpy and I'm sorry, Daddy. Can I get a call?

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Lay me dipped makes the noise.

Speaker 5 (01:51:34):
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Give the Big Med Morning Show.

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Before you the back, like the total douchebags that they are.
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We honor and respect you, We honor and respect you.

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Rock and roll, don't. I'm blessed, Tulsa. We tried, boys,