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HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!!! A Woman Died At Work And Nobody Found Her For Four Days, Imagine Getting Your Eyeball sewn To Your Eyelid, Creep Ass Baywatch Kid, We Gave You Beer For Being Old, Tazer Time Trivia, Willy NIlly, And Lindsey Thinks Gimpy Has A Sexy Voice But Is A Hideous Beast!!!!

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(03:17):
should say this, Happy Roklahoma, Lindsay.

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Thank you Corbyn, Happy Rocklahoma.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Thank you, Happy Oklahoma. Gimbee, Oh happy Rockallahoma to use her.
We'll be out there live on Saturday broadcasting and uh
it appears to be a very pack schedule, so we'll
talk to you on Saturday from Rockklahoma. We've got VIP

(03:43):
tickets to Oklahoma that we're gonna give away and if
you're like, oh, I'm very excited to win, so I
can hang out with Tim Montana. No, that was stuck yesterday.
You missed out. We've got frigging a Friday. How do
you know you're getting older? Case they're like extra could
be yours emms and what that is to eight two

(04:04):
nine four five, and we're gonna do taste time trivia.
We'll do Willy Nilly your chance to own the show.
We'll get to all that coming up. We're actually gonna
hear from Tim Montana from our interview yesterday. We typically
don't do the recorded playback thing, but uh, when it works,
it works, and so well that's happening. We'll probably do

(04:26):
a bathroom break. I might do some taxes right, break
out the emicus verse six. We're gonna do news quickies
in a little bit with just the headlines. But this
story is so insane that I look to see nobody
brought it up. And it is the story of a
woman who was found dead in her cubicle after four days.

(04:47):
Oh damn it inner cubicle at work.

Speaker 8 (04:50):
Yes, all I can think right now is the movie
office space.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You're right when they shut them down in the center
or whatever. Right, four days and I know you're going, ah, weekend, No,
that's true. It did occur over a weekend.

Speaker 10 (05:10):
But cleaning crews come through.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Hey, typically cleaning crews come through on like a Sunday.
If they come through every day, they do it like
on a Sunday. But apparently they say that she was
found at a third floor desk in an office and
she was there for four days, like I said, and

(05:34):
it is no foul play is expected. She apparently like
was clocked in on Friday, and then they found her
on Tuesday. Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday Special teams dead people like
that means nobody went by her cub on Monday. Nobody.

(05:56):
And you're going, oh, Corman's holiday. Nope, nope, no, no, no, no,
wasn't a four day weekend and then all day on
Tuesday was at the end of the day. She must
not have any friends at work at all? Whatsoever? You
don't how everybody's got at least one work friend. Yeah, oh,
and apparently she did not. Maybe somebody at least that

(06:20):
one work friend would have stopped by Susan's desk and
been like, how was the weekend? You know, hey, there's
cake in the in the in the kitchen right right,
something to that effect. But nobody dropped by to see her.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
Maybe one friend was on vacation.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Furthermore, was she in her own office? No, it was
a cubicle. A cubicle, so it's an open floor plan.
There's plenty of people. How does she not get noticed?
The only thing I can think that, because I've been
this has been bothering me since I saw the story
this morning a like three o'clock, is that she is
one of the few in that group, section or quadrant

(07:00):
of cubicles that is coming in every day, and maybe
everyone else is remote, or they've downsized and she's one
of the people in that quadrant, or maybe she didn't
like hanging around Karen, so she's over in that area.
That's the only two things that I can think of
that makes sense. But still her boss never came by

(07:21):
to check on her. Hey, I send an email to
Susie on Monday, I'm gonna go by and check on her. Yeah, no,
not at all. No, I mean, man, it is not
possible to check on employees every day. And we're talking
not like in a ten person built, you know, office,
We're talking a floor. If you've ever worked in a

(07:43):
building where there's a floor of cubicles, yeah, like fifty
to one hundred people, It's impossible to check on everyone.
It just is, uh, yes, and no, I mean if
you're walking I've worked in those type of atmospheres before, right,
And if you're the supervisor and you're just walking the floor,

(08:03):
you do go by everybody's desk. She was at her desk,
you know, but like they never walked by her desk.
Now she was at her desk. Uh huh, she died
at her desk. She's at her desk, yes, yes, but
if you're slumped over dead, I mean even then you
may not know she's dead. But are you asleep?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Hey, Susan, I don't know how going on a home
I mean.

Speaker 10 (08:30):
Right?

Speaker 8 (08:31):
And surely she can't be the only person in the
office for four days. There's got to be a policy
on not having one person in the building alone.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean, what are you talking about. There's no policy
like that here.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
It's just it's just weird to me that no one
would see her for four days and not be walking around,
Like what kind of a manager whomever doesn't walk around?

Speaker 9 (08:56):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
See again, it's even the manager's only job isn't to
walk aroun and check on people, right, I know, so
it's not possible sometimes to check on everyone, but for
that many days, yeah, or you do a walk by
and yeah, she's she must be busy or whatever. Who
knows how she was found if she was leaned back
in her chair like the gape and yeah, obviously that

(09:18):
would look a little odd, or head on the keyboard,
you know, falling asleep in her soup or whatever, of course,
but maybe she wasn't like that. I guess it's possible.
I don't know. I've never died at work, and I
don't know anybody who has fair point, so I can
you might be able to just, you know, pass away.

(09:39):
You're sitting at your desk just like this, hands on
the keyboard, sitting up right, and then just the plug
gets pulled. But even then gravity kicks in. Bro, but
your head's gonna yes, but if you're looking, yeah, I
could look like you're writing or whatever. Possible, don't bother me.

(10:01):
She's praying, she's gonna say I'm blocking Christianity. Right, And
if they walk by and like she was there, that
was probably enough. Box checked. Right. There's a body in
the seat, whether it's dead or alive, that's a different story.
You said something interesting impromptu survey twice this week. Yeah right,

(10:21):
bmms yes or BMMS no. Has anybody ever died at
your work? Because I have worked at a lot of jobs,
and I would feel like if somebody died at my work,
it would stick out as a memory and I'm not recalling. Yeah,
and I also don't work in like a quarry where

(10:43):
we're blowing things up, or in the armed services, or
right right right right where that sort of thing might
be expected. But to work in a desk job in
an office, I never have, not that I not that
I know of. I've worked at a lot of places,
some of them large, some of them small, some of
them in between, And to the best of my knowledge,

(11:04):
nobody's ever had to call the ambulance because somebody died
at their desk on the way to work after work. Yeah, yes,
but not at work doing their job. Women have Maybe
she racked up hell of overtime?

Speaker 8 (11:24):
Yeah yeah, Wait a second, also, did she was she
living alone? Did she not have family members who call
the office and say, hey, she didn't.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
Come home from work?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah? Right, the cats are hungry. Come out your mom.
She has a boyfriend. But what's the longest you go
without talking to her? Four days? Maybe four days possible?

Speaker 8 (11:44):
Probably maybe, Okay, there you go. Okay, I don't think
I've gone that long, But I'd worry after four days.

Speaker 10 (11:56):
I would you.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Would worry after four days and not talking to your mom?

Speaker 10 (11:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, this text says in my field, Yes, people die
electrical around electrical around me. No, okay, got close, but
no cigar. Oh god jesus close. Are we talking? Yeah?
What are we talking about? Like you got the paddles
out right right? You have to perform a little mouth
to mouth yeah, little defibrillator action. Yes. At Disneyland. Wow okay, okay,

(12:28):
Uh that feels different, how so because there are so
many customers, people coming in and out, Like, was it
an employee that died or a customer? Right? Right? Right?
I was thinking possibly because they're outside. I'm thinking like
Disney characters right, just overheating it, Yeah, exactly. And that
goddamn Goofy costume. It's so hot? Boss? Can I take

(12:52):
a break? I eat some water? No, you go be
goofy good will? Yes, was a work related accident though,
that counts. That's pretty much what we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah,
I mean as to risk, we're looking for people that
died it just naturally, you know, at work. But yeah,

(13:13):
a work related accident because we had talked about it.
If you're working in the quarry or if you are
in the armed forces, you know, police officer or something
like that, you have a dangerous job, but that is
a hey you could die doing That's not what we're talking.
So I'm wondering what that person does or what it
was that they were doing that what made it a
work related accident? Yeah, and then the one above it, Wow,

(13:37):
yes at two jobs. Actually you are Maybe you're the
problem real do not work with them? Ninety six eighty five. Yes,
behind the packing blade of a trash truck. They didn't
find him until halfway through the next day. Heart attack
got him. Oh wow, So he fell into the truck

(13:58):
and the packing blade him up. Now, Okay, I wonder
if that's an employee or a homeless person because we
have talked to trash people before, at least I have, anyway,
who have and do they pick up dumpsters and they
don't know that hoboes are in their sleeping and they
dump them right on in there. So so I'm curious
there as if that was an employee or a homeless person.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I don't know what the stat is on how common
it is to sleep in a dumpster. I know we've
had people tell us that those stories. The Disneyland once said, yes,
both customers and employees mult goddamn. Okay, back to the
story with Wells Fargo. This lady being dead in her
cubicle for four days. Do how many days after the

(14:44):
employees at work get at Wells Fargo in that office
building and you said she'd been dead for four days? Yeah,
sitting there, Yeah, rotting, rotting for four days.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
None because they should have they should have already seen her. Yeah, yeah,
they've already should have noticed her.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Maybe this will teach you a lesson exactly.

Speaker 8 (15:07):
They attendeer coworkers.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
And also it's well Spargo. They already get every holiday
off anyways.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
All of a sudden. By the way, so do you
that aren't holiday right?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Exactly?

Speaker 10 (15:25):
This is an interesting question though.

Speaker 8 (15:29):
They owe her next of kin her last pay, but
what do they call the final day?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I don't know. If I don't know, if they owe
her kin then final her final pay. That's a good question.
I mean, she's dead, she does she's not going to
be using her paycheck, so I guess they pocket the cash.
That doesn't seem right. That doesn't seem right at all. Again,
I don't know how that works. But even then, even
if they did give next to ken the paycheck, spouse

(15:56):
different next of Ken, I don't know. Now she a
trust or something. I could see that.

Speaker 8 (16:02):
Well, when my dad died, I collected his because he
wasn't married.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
So beneficiary. Yes, okay, yeah that's different. Yeah, but next
if Kin implies, it doesn't matter, right, and then who's
next to kin? Yeah right, it's whatever. If you don't
have any kids, it would be a cousin or you know,
touching uncle or something like that. Gott to fire the
whole office cleaning crew. Why it's not their job to

(16:27):
check on people. They did skip the biggest mess in
the whole building. It's not their job to clean up
dead bodies. That's like it ain't their job to clean
up vomit. It ain't their job to clean up piss.
And the kind of their job it is. No cleaning
crew isn't an umbrella like you clean up everything.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
Right, But if you see a body after hours, you
you might make a call.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
But again we don't. Just because she was there doesn't
mean she was like black x's over her eyes right, right?
And who's to say that they that she died while
they were there. She could have died after they'd already left.
I mean they on Friday, they could assume she was working.
Let's just say they came in on Friday and cleaned

(17:12):
and empty waste baskets or whatever. If they come every
day and they saw her and just assumed she was
working late, yeah, even if they're running the vacuum, do
you just like go past that cubicle or do you
vacuum around her? I have actually worked here, not here
in the radio station when it was at the other
building late and they just skip your room, Okay, then

(17:34):
they passed. Probably what happened if cleaners were involved. Yeah,
I think the cleaning people are not supposed to be
heard ra scene, you know what I mean, like little
cleaning ninjas. Yeah, I think that's literally it. And also
people that clean like are just trying to get a job, man,
and you're gonna be like, fire them. It ain't on them.
Why do we pass the buck like this? It ain't

(17:56):
on them. Here's the thought. How close was her next
of kin if they didn't notice she was gone either?
Fair point, right. But I do like the question of
when was her last day? I mean when her heart
stopped beating. Yeah, but nobody was there, It doesn't matter
that was her last day. Yeah, but I mean, you've
got to put it on paperwork. Yeah, that was her
last day, but she did no work after that. But

(18:20):
you don't know when that was. Was it Friday? Was
a Saturday? Was a Sunday Iday? They could be Jennerson
to say it was at the close of books on Friday. Right,
She's definitely not getting overtime. She worked all the way
up to the very end. Susan was a very dedicated banker.
When my dad died, his boss gave him his last

(18:41):
check to help cover his funeral. Yes, that's a fantastic
as they should. Not all employers are like that, and
they definitely all have a legal requirement to any negligence
on the company. Lindsay that you think the family or
next of ken, whoever the check receiver is going to be,
is got any grounds for litigation?

Speaker 8 (19:05):
You know, I'm not sure. I'd like to think so.
Maybe for not noticing that your employee is dead at
their cubicle desk.

Speaker 11 (19:12):
But.

Speaker 8 (19:15):
Probably not. There's probably there, probably isn't.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
I don't know what it would be.

Speaker 8 (19:20):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I don't think that's their responsibility to make sure you're
alive or dead. Right, give MEE what do you think.
I don't think so. I don't think that. Wells Fargo
is held liable for anything here. They didn't do anything,
you know, to cause her to die. It's one thing
if you're like working eighty hours in a week, you know,

(19:43):
out in the heat, and you ask your boss. You're like, man,
I need to take a break, I need to get
some water. I'm I'm feeling light aheaded your boss and
they're like, no, get back to work, keep breaking rock
percent see what I mean? But in this case, I
don't I don't think so. Right, you get in there
and put another cover sheet on that TPS reports Tuesday,

(20:04):
and if you can't get it done, you'll stay here
until Monday Tuesday. Right, Yeah, I guess so I'll just die.
I mean, I've heard some people say they hate their
job and they wish they could just die. That's taken
a little too far. I didn't mean it right. Right,

(20:25):
all right, we got to take a break. When we
come back, we've got news quikie headlines. Only were you
gonna hear from Tim Montana Who's playing Ockklahoma today? It
starts today. The official main stage starts today. I guess
I should say and We'll do all that when we
come back.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show nine.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
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(21:21):
and news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Gimbi and Lindsay with what's going on? Newsquakies from the
Big nd Morning showing ninety seventy five AMoD.

Speaker 8 (21:31):
Woman's eyeball sown to the corner of her eye and
botched cosmetic surgery.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
That sounds like it's where was it supposed to be sown?
I don't think you're supposed to sew the eyeball at all. Well,
you can do a stitch to like tighten the muscle
that controls the eye. Uh, and so maybe they accidentally
scooped into the eyeball, but that's not cosmetic. I don't
think I think that's a maybe it's cosmetic. I don't know.

(21:58):
That's that's gus. He My oldest had that muscle surgery
inside her eye. It wasn't for function, it was so
her I wouldn't be looking in a different direction. So
maybe it is cosmetic. Maybe so. But they didn't sew
her eyeball to her old No, they did not. Yeah,
so that's good. Yeah. A couple of rolls car in

(22:20):
the river while getting busy. What happens when you start
pornicating while driving down the road. There's videos of people
riding their motorcycle and having sex, and I'm like, that's
so wild to me, right, wow, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
What you're risking ain't worth it. I don't care who

(22:41):
how what? All that that road rash? All naked? Oh god,
I'm going to let down apartment complex. Bill's a woman
who died fit died fifteen thousand dollars for breaking her lease.
Well she shouldn't have died. Well she didn't give notice.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
They should have checked on her. A Florida woman pulls
gun when denied dog adoption.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'd like to adopt this, she too. No, No, you
don't look at good. Good kN want to think again?
Give that dog, Say it again, Say it again. Man
orders guitar tuners from Amazon and gets poop instead. I
mean unless someone sent this person the poop, which you

(23:30):
can do. Yeah, and he just thought it was supposed
to be that maybe, So either way, what an s
he gift? That definitely stinks? Surgeon, let teenage daughter drill
hole in patients skull take your daughter to work. Day
has gotten way out of control. I think if she's trying,

(23:50):
if he's trying to pass down the family you know business,
and there's gonna be some on the job training, a
little ojt.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
Oh, Come on.

Speaker 8 (24:02):
Florida man booked in a jail for seventy fifth time
following Lowe's barcode scam.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
That happens a lot barcode scams. I don't know about
people going to jail seventy five times, but you know
a team goes on quote hunger strike until mom buys
him an iPhone. Good luck, Yeah, starve, I'd be like,
good luck, and I would make all of this favorite food. Yeah,

(24:32):
I'd be like, and he'd have stuff to come to
the table and eat. Right. He don't have to be anything,
but he will sit at the table with us every meal.
Woman found engaging in bestiality with dog after husband's arrest
for exposing himself to children. They sound fun.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
Texas pool flight escalates or Texas a pool fight escalates
as gun drawn punch is thrown on video.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
So I've seen the video of this. It's this scrawny dude,
but I don't think he ever shows the gun, but
he implies he has it in a backpack. And one
guy who's kind of a bigger looking, a plumper dude
is in the water, like you know, they're arguing or whatever,
and he just is like whatever. And the kid with

(25:24):
the what appears to be a younger person, kid has
the gun in the backpack and starts wouldn't stop and
he leans forward and they snatched that bag from him
and just start beating his ass. I check out that
video tenders being used by the US military to warn

(25:45):
Lebanon not to be messing around. There's no way they're
swiping right on that. Noah, Netflix will not air documentary
of missing Ohio man that was allegedly sacrificed by vampire coven.
Oh I was looking forward to watching that. I want
to know now I'm intrigued. This is the best marketing

(26:05):
ever right right?

Speaker 8 (26:07):
Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson confesses to sniffing co star swimsuits.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
That's funny. Should I know who he is? You would
once you got because I was like, who is that?
And he was the he was the son of one
of the actors on there. Whatever played played the youngest boy.
You'll see him and be like, oh, yeah, he wasn't like, didn't.

Speaker 10 (26:32):
He play the hoffs Son?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I'm not sure sure.

Speaker 10 (26:35):
What's his name, Jeremy Jackson?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Jackson? Okay, And he says he went and sniffed panties. Huh,
inside suits? Yeah, what's sneaking there? How about that? Huh?
A little creepy ass kid. So he was a child
on the show, Yeah, going through puberty fourteen years old. Yeah,
I know, sneaking into pamel Lander sends trailer to get

(26:59):
away of her red bathing suit. I'm just making an
assumption here. That's not the worst thing that happened to
him at fourteen on that set. Probably not. Probably not.
Man rescued after colleagues leave them stranded on a Colorado mountain.
Today's the day for coworkers being dicks. I mean, you

(27:21):
say it all the time, like maybe this is they're
like this right, or it was like no, I'm going
to look for the special flower, right right, Okay, well
we're leaving in five minutes. If you're not here, we're
leaving right. Woman in agony after realizing she's allergic to
her own period. Oh god, hmmm, it feels what does

(27:44):
she break on? Un? I'm not a doctor, but it
feels dramatic.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
Yeah, definitely feels period dramatic, right, I yeah. Florida blowtorch
bandits busted after bus robbery.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Blue torch bandits. That's because we get in there fast
and cutting go out. Horny and lonely dolphin accused of
tacking of attacking beach goers in Japan. I swear to god,
I think dolphins are just jokesters. They're just little uh

(28:20):
you know, Heckler's. They're just like being trolls from the
like much as much as much as looking at a
run rub it all over the face and then swim
back off into the other They're always look like they're smiling.
Parents charged after infant only fed goat milk, sausages and

(28:42):
mountain dew. I mean, goat milk is milk, all right,
It's a lot of A lot of people give their
children goat milk if you're especially if you've an lactose allergy,
and the sausages provide protein. It's spicy whatever. Sure, baby

(29:02):
doesn't want a little spice in their life, almost all
of them. Yeah, especially if you ever changed their diapers.
You know they don't. Right right right by the way,
that zero sugar mountain do solid?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, if you're a no sugar person, better than diet.
I think it's way better than diet. Okay, I haven't
had a mountain dew in for damn ever.

Speaker 8 (29:22):
So naked Ontario man climbs building just by on women
in bathroom.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, guys will go to crazy links. Yeah, you don't
see a lot of female peeping to It's not called peeping, Tanya, No, right,
you need to make that happen. Ladies, come on, work
on that. Yeah. I can't peep on the willing to.
We need to change it. Change it. D is a DEI. Yes,
if men can be peepers, so can the ladies. High

(29:51):
school football coach arrested after reporting a prostitute for theft.
High school coaches are just people too.

Speaker 12 (30:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Maybe he was lonely. I was watching uh online, Chris
Hansen still busts dudes. Yes, and UH got this guy
and he was like, ah, I'm just so lone, like you.
Either was a good actor or he he he was
either a good actor or he was being like really genuine.

(30:23):
But he was like, I didn't know who the other
person was. I just needed I just needed to feel
attention and wanted. I can't control my horny lock my god,
damn man.

Speaker 10 (30:33):
He almost for him.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I didn't. I didn't feel bad for him, but I
do know that there are people men and women who
are in relationships who feel alone and desire to be
wanted by them. I'm horny now to go searching for
it online? Dangerous. I was at I was eating uh A.

(30:55):
I told Gimpi this. Yesterday. I went and had lunch
and I was sitting at the stable and the table
next to me. They were fighting and he wouldn't have
anything to do with her this conversation. She would say,
so I couldn't really hurt her. But he was very
loud and he was like, I don't know what you
want me to do with that. It's been thirty years.
I don't know what will change. And You're like goad
damn enjoy your lunch. Yeah right, just stonewalling everything she said.

(31:20):
And I was like leaning as I was eating my
pistrami sandwich. Who's your daddy? Last?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yes, I think I just read that one, didn't I
read that?

Speaker 9 (31:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I read the one about the football coach of the process.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Oh right, right right?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah. Government bans the sound of women's voices singing or
reading in public.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Good.

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Harry? Go all today?

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Speaker 13 (32:51):
Recovery times from fun times? It takes a little bit
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good weekend of some adult beverages and probably the next
day about halfway you're feeling pretty good. Keep on moving
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(33:12):
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Speaker 13 (34:00):
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Speaker 1 (34:04):
Right on, brother, hang on the line. Appreciate you. Let's
see what Lindsay has for Balls to the wall sports.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Good news can't be.

Speaker 8 (34:22):
The forty nine ers are locking up their young star
wide out with a new contract. ESPN reports San Francisco
was signing wide receiver Brandon Ayuk to a four year,
one hundred and twenty million dollar contract.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
No, that's warranted because this ain't a big deal. I
mean him them getting signed them and getting that stared
obviously a big deal. But he held out for nothing.
This is what they've been offering him the whole time. Yeah,
I was thinking about that. I was like, all right,
so did he just finally settle? Did he realize nobody
else wanted him or wasn't worth it? There was no market?

(34:56):
I think there was no market for him. Yeah, my
brother and I were talking about this yesterday. This was
before the news broke out that they went ahead and
sign an extension whatever. And I was like, I think
he's going to hold himself out of not having a job,
you know what I mean, he'll hold out for so
long and be like, no, just go ahead, and then
he won't have a job anywhere because nobody wants them,
and then he can't get anywhere. Da da da dah.

(35:18):
And then it came out seriously, like ten minutes after
he left my house that he was getting resigned. I
was like, Oh, that's good. At least at least they're
keeping them. I like that. I like that because that's
good at least he still has a job. But you're right,
it's it's nothing. I mean, it's the same amount of cash,
but I mean some it's better than nothing. It's yeah,
it's a lot of money he's got. He got his

(35:38):
pay day, and he's young enough where he'll probably get
another pay day maybe there, maybe somewhere else. But he
held out. Usually you hold out to get more money
than what's being offered to you, right, Yeah, And he
held out and either no one wanted to pay, meaning
they're no market for him, or he just was really
wanted to stay there. I hope it didn't mess up

(35:59):
their chemistry as a chief. I hope it mester ed
their chemistry, but I hope it didn't mess up their chemistry.
I might have messed with it a little bit, but
I don't think it's going to I think it's finally
a sayah relief on the teams, like finally, finally you're
doing something. So and he's locked in for the next
five seasons, So I mean, is he going to be

(36:21):
old enough to maybe go?

Speaker 8 (36:22):
Yeah, the pay day, Yeah, that keeps him there for
until twenty twenty eight. The report said that it is
the same deal that's been on the table since August twelfth.
He's been engaged in a public contract dispute with the
team that was on the trade block earlier this month.
The twenty six year old had seventy five catches for
thirteen hundred yards and seven touchdowns last season. He's entering

(36:44):
his fifth NFL season. The Jets receiving corps will be
full go for this season opener. Veteran wide out Mike
Williams has been cleared to play New York's opener at
the San Francisco forty nine ers on Monday Night.

Speaker 10 (36:58):
Football.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Williams began training camp on the physically unable to perform
list after tearing his acl last September while playing for
the Los Angeles Chargers. Head coach Robert Salad did mention
they don't expect Williams to be one hundred percent, but
he will be available for week one. Williams joined the
Jets on a one year, ten million dollar deal he

(37:19):
signed after being released by the Chargers.

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Speaker 10 (37:23):
Balls to the Wall Sports.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
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Speaker 1 (38:01):
Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning corn. Oh you. Football
season opener kicks off tonight as the Take On Temple
pregame starts at three o'clock in the afternoon. Kickoff is
at six. You can stream it on the iHeart Radio
WAP or you can listen to it right here on
ninety seven five KMUD. Today's the first day of Oklahoma
from the main stage perspective at least, and Tim Montana

(38:23):
will be playing. He's stopped by the studios. Yesterday we
had a chance to talk to him. So here is
that interview from yesterday. See I listen, I've done enough
research in the last couple of days to know you already. Yeah,
I'm awesome.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
It's because I'm awesome. But if I suck, I'll blame
it on the forest fire around my house right now.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
How's that for stress? Does that stress you out?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Like you're here, we're not really in the timber, but
it's a four thousand acre fire, and officially yesterday I
saw it over my neighbor's barn and I was like, oh,
I could see it now.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
And you've lived out on your own place for how long?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
I've born and raised in Montana? Right, But we just
moved back to Montana about a year ago.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Okay, so this is like the first real exposure with
your own place.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yes, Yes, And we have a bar lodge up there
that me and Billy Gibbons from ZZ Yeah, so that's
that's fun. He loves it up there too.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
So yeah, we started by the way, so we'll just
go with it. Here. So I had this list of
famous Montanans. Okay, and you can give me your input
like I feel like I got nothing on them, or
you can say, oh I remember when I first saw them.
Maybe an influence they had on you. We'll just go
from there, right, and I'm gonna try and do an
easy one here, an easy one here. Jeff Ammett Pearl jam.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Yeah, I just saw him last week. Yeah, yeah, probably.
They played the Grizzly Stadium in Missoula, So I went
out there and saw it.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
And when you go when you do that, do you go, Hey,
I'd like to speak to Jeff, like how do you
get that connection?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
I don't know him personally, but I went to the
show with some radio guys up there in Missoula and
it was a rad show, And uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
What about Evil?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Knieval Montana grew up with the Knievals, so I do
personally know. I knew Evil. I knew Robbie. The Evil's
granddaughter was my nanny for a while.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
So and was there was it like a drug for them?
They're like, hey, come do this crazy thing. We want
to have you jump over boxes or something.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Yeah, that's where I never jumped with them. But that's
inherently my hometown. Everyone's a psychopath. So my level of
oh I'm not a stunt man. Everyone in this room
and be like, we've seen you do the most ridiculous
thing on motorcycles ever, and that's just kind of the
Butte Montana way, right. But yeah, I came up performing
at Evil Canievil days. My mom dated Evil briefly. His

(40:32):
name is Bob Knevel, created him briefly in high school.
My cousin was engaged to Robbie. It's very yeah, yeah,
I know.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
The small town.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Yeah, yeah, I might be related.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Hey, you never know, right. Have you been injured before
on your bike?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Yeah? So I've tore my a cl I had my
ankle bone come out of my ankle and go into
my boot on my motorcycle crash, went through windshield of
a buick.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Wow. Yeah, so you weren't jumping or anything, that was
just riding.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Yeah, that was just ripping through. But yeah I got
out into that an old lady.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Wow, do you still ride?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
I got a motorcycle, but honestly, I don't enjoy it
like I used to because there's that constant thought of
looking behind my shoulder when right, when you get impacted
that sure?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, sure, So how about this one? Phil Jackson, NBA
coach player. Never okay, because you know, sometimes you grow
up and you're like, oh, this person's from here, and
you're like, oh, really didn't know that?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Is he a coach? He said, yeah, Chicago Bulls Lakers
from Montana.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Or apparently from Montana.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Oh wow, no idea, I know Dana Carvey's from there.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah Dana. Okay, go ahead, Dana Carvey. Yet did he
play a part in you? Maybe? At one point one
to be a Canadian.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Didn't realize he was from Montana until like a year ago.
I was like, I love Data Carvey.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Right, It's funny how those things playing like. You're like, okay, sure, yeah,
it makes sense. Always thought he's Canadian to be honest,
Oh yeah, until I read that.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Montana and accents are very similar to Canadians, and I
have a Canadian right over there? Would you agree?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Tom?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Canadian? Tom? Your mom sounds like me.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
It feels like an insult.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Keep my mom's name.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, I wonder I attracted to her. Yeah. Last one?
Dan Mortenson okay, Rodeo Hall of Famer saddle Buck saddle
rider Okay, see. This is the thing when people come
up with names from like where you're from, you go, oh, okay,
sure it sounds good that So none of those people

(42:29):
have played an influence. What do what do you think's
made an influence for you in music? Because you have
a really storied career in music that you've had to
battle through, So what do you think makes it for you?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I went and found most of my heroes in about
three weeks ago. I checked my final box on Mount
Rushmore and I got to sing Rooster with Jerry Cantrell. Okay,
And I got off stage and I was like, now
what it was like the last big moment you know
of you know, I got to jam with Dave Grohl,
I've got to play La Grange at Billy Gibbons, and
this was getting to sing Rooster with Cantrell. And I

(43:00):
was like, my wife's like, I'm sure you'll make up
some other hero Yeah, So what do you go?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
People were in my.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Bedroom on my freaking posters in my trailer house.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Where do you go from me? How do you find?

Speaker 14 (43:09):
Like?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
What's the motivation?

Speaker 3 (43:11):
I mean, there's plenty of motivation. I want to do
my own music, But that was like the last box
to get checked of, like things I want to do
with heroes that are still alive. Yeah, you know, not
to say that. If Metallica want to be a jam with,
I'm sure, But I mean Grunge was like here, you know,
in posters in my bedroom and then zz Top as well.
I have very early childhood memories of them. So I
found them all, I ran them all down. So yeah,

(43:32):
now I guess I just go to the University of Phoenix,
get a janitorial degree and move on.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
That's honorable. Yeah, right, that's hard work. I saw guy
in America's got talent that's a janitor and he's singing.
He's doing it, seems to be doing okay, custodial engineers, sir? Sure, yes, sir.
What about the best one of those four? What's that
you have to throw one away? Can't you have to
forget it? Ever happened? What's the one you get rid of?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I can't answer that because they're all pretty spectacular.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Yeah. I mean when Billy Gibbons made me sing a
Nancy Sinatra song with him and he gave me four.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Seconds notice, awesome. Yeah, so you were just playing with him,
and he was like, Hey, you're gonna sing this, and he.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Changed the words. He's like, you're gonna sing these boots
are made for chuffling. And I'm like what, Yeah, these
boots are made for shuffling. And I sat there and
was like, these boots are made for shuffling, and that's
just what they'll do. And he had a cheat sheet.
He wrote, there's a live audience. It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
That is amazing.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
All right, Billy's the goofiest, sweetest guy you'll ever meet.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
How did you come about meeting him? How'd you guys connect?

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I had a verse in a chorus of a song
called this Beard Came here to party and a friend
of a friend got it to him and he heard
it and he drove to Nashville, was cutting coming through
Nashville on his bus. Stopped in Nashville, said I want
to meet this guy, this beard guy, and so we
wrote the song, shook his hand, he left, thought I'd
never see him again. That night, he goes to dinner,
some guy walks up. Guy's name is Doug Frasier. So

(44:53):
it's oh my god, it's easy top big fan, blah
blah blah. Can I get an autographed. Sure, no problem.
What do you do, Doug Well? I find songs for
sports teams, and right now I'm stomped because the Boston
Red Sox are growing their beards out and I need
a facial hair song. And Billy literally opens his suit
jacket and hands him the mixtape from that day. Forty
eight hours later, I don't watch sports because I grew
up with no television. My favorite sports are snowmobilion. Sure,

(45:16):
and forty eight hours later, I'm watching my first Major
League baseball game, hearing my song blasting in the background.
And then they won the World Series, and next thing
I know, I'm at Fenway Park painting home plate, singing
the national anthem. It was a bizarre sequence of events,
but it was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
You lay your head on your pillow that night, do
you even sleep because you're replaying all the things that happened.
You're like, what just happened so fast?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
It was like a forty eight hours seventy two hours later,
it's on national television. Then they whatever clinched the playoffs,
go to the World Series. Then it's in USA today
and I'm like, how did this happen so fast? And
then next thing. I know, I want a flight to Boston,
And I'm like, this is wild.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
That is that's a fantastic story. Yeah, and you already
named four pretty amazing things that you've done with your career.
And then that's even if you have that story, that's
a pretty phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Story, right right, that was pretty wild.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
So how do you level all that? How do you
keep all that you know compartmentalized and not like, hey,
I've painted home plated fin way par I mean, how
do you keep all that stuff in check?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Well, when you grow up in a single wide trailer
and you have to go to the bathroom in an
outthouse out back, it's a it's a nice character building,
humbling experience a young age.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah, my grandparents trying to stay out of the trailer.
My grandparents had an out house. I think that should
be everybody's. You should at some point have to go
to the bathroom, walk out and see your business float
by you to go, yeah, this is not awesome.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Or if it goes in a dirt hole it happens
to be forty five below zero, that's not awesome.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
No, no, no, You contemplate a lot and learn a
lot of things in an outhouse.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yeah. I tell people that every night on stage, I
that I. You know, a lot of people asked, did
you grow up grow going green saving the earth because
they know I grew up without electricity, And I'm like, no,
it's a character building exercise called poverty. You should try
it one time, right.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Because you have kids? Right? Four? Four? How do you
cause you don't have an outhouse on?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
No? No, we beat him a lot though.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
That's good. Yeah, listen, you don't tell him twice? Right, yeah,
all right, you're gonna play a song for us?

Speaker 10 (47:10):
Right?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, what do you what are you gonna play for us?

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Let's start with devil you know? And uh, thank you
guys for spending this song. This was the iHeart on
the Verge song.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
So tell me. Tell me about the song, Tell me
what it means to you, Tell me about writing it.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
I wrote it in Nashville and it was one of
those deals where I wrote it, went to my producer's
place and I was like, hey, check out what I
wrote today, and him and I were going to write
a new song. And if you know anything about the
music business, producers don't like cutting songs they didn't write right.
Everybody wants as many pieces as they can get, and
he stopped everything he was doing close the session he
had opened for the song. We were going to finish, and
he's like, that's a hit song and he started micing

(47:43):
me up and I'm like, okay, So we record it.
Storm rolled in, We record the storm. The Storm's still
on the master track and the intro of the song,
and away. I moved to Montana because I thought I
was gonna get dropped on my record label. So that
was kind of my middle finger. See you, guys, I'm
going back to the woods song. And the same day
we closed on Me and Billy's Bar in Montana was
August thirtieth, twenty twenty three. That's the same day that

(48:05):
my first single after being in Nashville seventeen years when
it's the national radio and became my heart on the
verge and it was the top five Billboard hit. So
after seventeen years of swinging the bat missing, we finally connected.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Wow, that's an amazing story. All right, let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
All right, there's this thing ring over here. That's mute it.
Here we go, guys, double you know Count Rolf Pul

(48:46):
It's a devil, a devil dumb ones in your head
once in your song. Oh my laugh, it's been the
same damn thing. Still chasing something. I can't say. It's

(49:07):
a devilion dumb and a devilion dump kay odn you
seventy five?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
That was amazing. That's awesome, man, Thank you. Sounds great
in here. Uh tell me about being an actor?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Oh no, being a mediocre actor?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Oh no, no, you can. You can. You can hike a
mile of the Appalation Trail and say you're you hike
the Appalation Trail. So you've been in a couple of movies, right, four? Four? Okay?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
And my actor let's start with this. My actor friends
hate me because they practice train have acting coaches, and
they're like, why do you always get the calls? I'm like,
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
So I know you like one of the scenes you
were like a barkeeper in a movie, Yes.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
With Thomas Jane And who's the guy from Sam Worthington, Yes,
Heather Graham machine gun Kelly.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
And that was my first one where a buddy of
mine is a Western historian. I love Western history. I
love Western movies, the Old West. That's why I moved
and bought that eighteen ninety six lodge, and so he
lied to get me on that movie set, and I
had like two lines. But do you remember Thomas Jane.
He was the Punisher on the Marbles series. He's in
Boogie Knights the Mists, see Stephen King's favorite actor. When

(50:23):
I was drinking, I drank a lot on that set
and him and I got canned and we started a
wrestling match and I rolled him down a snowy hill
wearing my movie outfit because designers made.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Not real clothes. By the way, it's just enough to
be in a movie, right, not high quality.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
The problem was he showed up at my little cabin
the next day with a fat lip, a cut above
his eyebrow, and he's in a movie set where he
has to look the same every day. And I was
waking up with the worst anxiety in my life as
I hear action, boom boom. They're shooting the movie outside
of my cabin. It's very rare that you stay on
the movie set in an eighteen hundreds town and I'm like,

(51:01):
oh my god, my ticket to Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It was real.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
It was real. Brief I beat up Thomas Jane, the Punisher.
It wasn't fighting like anger. It was laughing.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
But the producers.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Didn't think it was funny because we were sending it hard. Anyway,
he knocks on my door and I opened the door
and there he is with the cut and the fat lip,
and I'm like, oh no, he has a pipe and
he goes pal, I'll tell you what, You're one of
the realist dudes I've ever met. I'll never do a
film without you again. And I was like, huh. And
then I told my wife that, and she's like, God,
why do people have to encourage this behavior? So sure

(51:34):
as the day is long. I get a call about
three months later from an Australian director and he said, hey,
I got a film we're doing with Richard Dreyfuss and
Thomas Jane and a couple other people. Isaiah Mustafa, he
was the x NFL player, that was the old spice guy.
He set out of the shower a half horse, half man,
and I had a scene with him and we sent

(51:55):
it in the scene and I died in that film.
So far, I've died in a lot of films, and
the last one I did, I didn't die, and I
was bummed. I was like, I just busted my slump
and I was gonna blow my head off or cut
my throat, come on. And so anyway, so we did
that film and him and I became buddies. And then
I get a call from that director again, right when
I moved to Montana. This is the wildest one. He goes, Hey,

(52:17):
I've got this role for an outlaw named Red Benton.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
He's got a red beard.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
You're perfect. You don't have to screen test, you don't
have to do nothing. Just show up.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
You're the perfect guy.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Okay, I'm off. I show up. Hey, who's my scene
with Samuel L. Jackson? And I'm like sure, Wow. So
there I am in the Old West now with Samuel L. Jackson.
I'm like, do I beat him up? Right? And so me,
I trained, and I told the guys too. I'm like,
I want to do my own stunts. And this British
stunt guy that does all the Double seven movies, he's like, ooh,

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an actor that wants to do his own stunts. I'm like,
I'm actually a musician, and he goes, ooh, a musician
that wants to be an actor that wants to do
his own stunts. And then we started sparring on the
wrestling mat and he's like, Okay, I get it, you're
good at this. I'm like, I'm from but I grew
up this fight and wrestling and doing crazy stuff, you know.
So he's like he loved it. So we worked out
these scenes all day. A pitchfork stab followed by a

(53:07):
right hook pistol comes out, the left fire miss go down,
roll through the pig mud and there's actual pigs in
this sky and the poor kid that I was on
top of it, I got a little aggressive and he
had his head and some pig pe and he was
not very stoked about it. But then Sam came out
and the film doesn't come out yet, but Sam does
some really bad, mean stuff to me, and he pulled
my hair and that was the best moment ever because

(53:29):
he said, hey, Tim, how hard are you wanting to
pull your hair? And I said, mister Jackson, as hard
as you want. I've been waiting for you to kill
me my whole life. And he busted out laughing, and
then he did give us an MF or I was
hoping he'd dropped the MF. He said the F word
more in film than any other actor in history, and
when he went to do what he was gonna do,

(53:49):
I'm not gonna give it all the way even though
I did. He goes, we can't even see this mfor's
throat with that MF and beard, and I'm like, yes,
thank you God. And so I was like, I'll present
my neck this mister Jackson, and he goes, okay too.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
So, man, you have some fantastic stories.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
And then I was just in butute back in Montane
at the bar and I get a call from one
of the Polish brothers and they did Astronaut Farmer and
some other stuff, and they said, hey, we got this
role for Heath the Hessian. You're gonna show up, and
we got a trans am. You're gonna play guitar, and
I just got the trailer. I'm like, all over the
trailer playing guitar. Look like a total tool. I'm wearing
glasses in a church. But it's funny because the church

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is like where my mother I think, was baptized. And
it's a very artsy LA film and there's a bunch
of cross dressers in it, and I'm like, my mom's
gonna kill me in the church with crossdressing. Yeah, which
we became good buddies. We're sitting in the backstage of
my Dude, that skirt kills.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
That's not on my Bengo card of things I thought
you would say today that guy said he looked great
in that skirty.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Yeah, they're cool guys. And I ended up playing piano
in the film, which I don't play piano, but I
learned a song quickly, just just the notes, and then
play guitar in it, and then had to sick burnout
scene in the transam. And that film is called They're There.
So I got two movies coming out next year.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Dude, that's amazing. Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yeah, small roles, but they just keep calling, you know.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Now, they got to start somewhere, right.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
I think I'm officially like a sag after a union member.
I don't know what it means, but I got a card.
You want to see it, pall or what.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I believe you. You don't have to show me to
prove it. I'll go ahead and take your word for
you seem like an honorable man, and then that only
makes sense to ask this question. Is the follow up
based off Where You Live? Is Yellowstone is filmed up
in that neck of the woods, a pretty big show.
Have you tried to get on that show?

Speaker 3 (55:33):
I have. I tried to get on nineteen twenty three. Sure,
but they wanted me to shave my beard. Oh that's
a no go.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
It's a hard no for you, not shaving the beard
and what like, cause you don't want it to grow back,
or it took so long to get it that beautiful
I have.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
There's like a butthole here somewhere under there. It's like,
I just want to see im not good. I shaved
my beard one time when I was like twenty three
and cried for six months. So my wife's like, for
our mental health, like the family's mental health, please don't.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
What is your Do you have a trick for your beard?
You have like a product do you like to use?
Do you have anything special?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Some oil?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Well I just trimmed it and they took every time
I trim it, they take too much off. And I
realized I'm never going to catch Billy Gibbons, Like, no,
that's he's an oddity. Right yeah, I'm like I'm taking
by it and now and I'm just trying to catch
him and I can't either. I just grow hair in
strange places, and my beard doesn't grow any further.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
So you're an entrepreneur. So I can't wait for the
tim Montana beard oil to come out.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Yeah, I might should add that to the menu, right.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I have a friend that started a beard oil company
and he got out of it because he kept having
certain people of character wanted him to come and do
demonstrations privately. Interesting, Yeah, whatever, So potentially just a word
of caution there, right, all right, Roklahoma. You you're now

(56:51):
stranger to prior. You've played there before. Was Born and Raised,
haven't you.

Speaker 8 (56:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:55):
That's my daughter was just asking me last night. She's like,
have you met Zach Bryan And I'm like, yeah, he
hung out on the bus at Born and Raised. Cause
I have Charlie Sheen's old Pravo bus. It's a nineteen
ninety nine Pravo XL. He had like no next to
no miles on it and it was in storage.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
So Charlie's you're being passive, like you're not hitting that
story correctly because you don't just have his bus. You're
friends with him.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Yeah, yeah, we go Max.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
You are tight with him, yes, because of the video
you did to get.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
He directed my mostly Stone video. We hit it off.
Became really good friends, and he actually helps me with
some of this acting stuff. I'll call him stressing out
and he's like, bro, chill out, just do it. And
I'm like, but what do I do? How do I
say the is it the ear thud? He's like, dude,
leave me alone. But uh yeah. So he called me
about his bus and this was like ground zero party
bus for every episode of Two and a half Men.

(57:44):
And he had it in a warehouse and he's like, hey,
I want to sell it, and I'm like, I can't
afford it, and then he threw a price in me.
He said, hey, pay the shop bill, you can have it.
You're gonna get more use out of it than me.
So I bought this bus. Then I went and got
my CDL, went to truck driver school, did the whole
CDL passenger.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
You amazing. I was trying to think, who's the most
famous person you have on your phone? Charlie Sheen pretty big, right,
Bill Gim's pretty big.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Dave Grohl, I don't know, I've got a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
How do you measure fame by people's opinion?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I guess Josh Brolin text me a lot, Danos.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Josh Brolin texts you a lot. Also didn't have that
on my car.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
I have a group text with Robert Patrick from Terminator
to the Cop and Josh Brolin and we text each
other fun little things.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Huh, what kind of fun little things? The pictures?

Speaker 3 (58:35):
No, well it's funny stuff. There's so I took Terminator
to a cabin I used to hang out with. You
used to hang out at when I was a teenager.
And it's a funny story.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
I'm not gonna say it on the air, but not
an on air story. Got it?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
When you live in a single white trailer and you
want to get away from your parents and you're in puberty,
you hike to a cabin in the woods. So Roger
that I took him there, and then him and Josh
Brolin started a big thing and they always talk about
the cabin. So, yeah, is that non normal for city
kids to find an abandoned shato?

Speaker 1 (59:03):
No, we just go with a gravel road.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Just go love yourself.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Yeah, yeah, we could we could tell. I mean, you
don't need to go to a cabin to do that.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Well, a single one.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Josh Bland knows about those walls or paper. We could
talk to you for I know some other stories about
you that I wanted to ask, but we're running out
of time. But I wanted to give you a chance
to play another song if you'd like, and talk about veterans,
because I know that that's an important part of of
all this for you.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. So we have the American Thread charity
shoot that I started four or five years ago, and
I think in four years we raised one point one
million dollars. And this started with me designing a guitar
with Gibson that we auctioned off thinking would raise thirty
grand for the Chris Kyle Foundation. It raised one hundred
and thirty grand, and so we gave that check and

(59:52):
Chris Kyle's dad said, you just changed to life and
I really was like wow, like ford by that, and
I was like, I want to do more. And a
lot of these charity companies reach out to me to
play a concert for vets and I'm always like, I'm
not going to do it unless you let me see
your books, and they're like what, I'm like, how much
profit are you taking? And those things are important because
some of these groups they advertise the stuff and they're
taking eighty percent, don't even twenty and I'm like, I'm

(01:00:13):
not going to give you my time if you're paying
yourself five hundred grand a year, not going to do it.
So I got my own group together, all volunteer base.
The only guy that charges us is the outhouse guy,
because nobody holds poop for free, good life motto. I
was like, fair enough, the outhouse man gets paid. But yeah,
we've raised one point one million dollars and found groups
that we can check their books make sure that they're

(01:00:35):
you know, and people have to make a little bit
of money to operate.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
We totally get that right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Yeah, you keep ten to twenty percent to pay your
people to go out raise more money for vets. That's great,
but that's not what we do. We do it all
volunteer base. Give them a check. And when we hit
a million dollars, that was a crazy moment and supporters
collective souls come out. Charlie Sheen's come out, Aaron Lewis
has come out. I mean, who else is? I saw
Lee Greenwood having a conversation with Charlie Sheen at my event.

(01:01:00):
I was like, that's not something you see every day, folks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Is it true that you and you had Dave Girl,
do barbecue for someone, a vet's family after he passed away.
We did, I don't know, and you played in this
bat You guys did a concert in his backyard first
family at a funeral on a fourth July.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
I did that, but not with Dave. It was with
Dave's barbecue buddy, Okay, Billy Terrell. So Billy Arrell taught
Dave Girl how a barbecue and a helicopter pilot. We
went to Fort Campbell about a year ago, and I
brought my kids and we were able to call in
strikes with helicopters. My sons were, and the helicopters are there.
The one sixtieth Nightstalkers there the most elite helicopter pilots

(01:01:40):
in the US military. So they're calling in bomb strikes
and we meet these guys. Shane Barnes and his daughters
were there, very little girls, and we get a call.
I see it on the news like three months later,
helicopter crews killed in the Mediterranean. It was Shane and
his team, the guys that we were just with, and
so that one hit hard. And then the photo that
went on the internet is him and his two and
his wife and my little boys in the background on

(01:02:02):
the helicopter, so I had this deep connection with it.
And then I get a Facebook from his wife, Samantha, Hey,
we probably can't afford you, but what would you charge
to play the Fourth of July in honor of Shane
for a small crowd in a backyard? And I was like, okay,
I'll see you on the fourth of July. I had
Fourth of July plans with my family because I've been
touring so much, but I'm like, sorry, guys, I have

(01:02:23):
to go do this. So drove from Montana with all
the equipment picked up. The guys in Nashville drove up,
and then Billy Terrell, who's Dave Grohl's buddy, bought a
barbecue truck up and there was maybe what twenty twenty
five people there. Guys. It was very small, but I
was burned out and tired when I got there because
it's about a thirty hour drive. Me and my buddy

(01:02:44):
team drove it. When I got there, his dad grabbed
me and gave me the biggest bear hug and just
lost it and started bawling. And he's like, your music
reminds me of him. And he said right before he died.
He would just call and be like, hey, have you
heard this Tim Montana song? Have you heard this Tim
Montana song? And the day he died, he was wearing
a big sky Montana hat, and apparently that day I
spent with him Campbell, he just was in So it

(01:03:05):
was he was emotional and it was special. And his
dad watching him rock out to my lyrics and then
collapse on a chair and tears was something that was
just burning my brain forever, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
So yeah, so that stuff means a lot to me.
And you get in a Facebook message like that, I
don't know who on planet Earth would say no or.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
You know, right, not go. That's the reason. I mean,
that moment right there is the reason you got into
all this.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Wow, that's a phenomenal story. Yeah, and you've been telling
some pretty great stories, but that one is that's really special.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Wow, Well listen, we're glad you came by. You got
one more song for us?

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Yeah? Yeah, after I start crying, stop crying, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Tell us about this song. Tell us where it came, like,
what it means to you, where it came from?

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Yeah, this is savage. It just went top ten on
Media Base and Billboard thanks for spinning it. And this
is the new record. This is the title track. So
a lot of the songs on here have a theme
of the apocalypse. I mean, look around, we look out
the windows, crap. But I just thought it was interesting.

(01:04:09):
I wrote this with a guy named Nathan Barlow who
had a band called Luna Halo, who recently started to
blow up because Queen Swift covered one of his songs.
So they're doing a new record. But his other job
is he's Keith Keith Urban's lead guitar player, and he's
got neck dads and stuff like that. He's a really
cool It's hard to find the rocker guys to write
with in Nashville, but he's won. And so we just

(01:04:29):
started laying this track down and just screaming everything is savage.
And then when it came time to name the record,
we went and did all the photography and the snow
it was like below zero. It was nasty, and I'm like, dude,
this photo shoot savage, and I was like, you know what,
the record needs to be named savage.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
So we kind of have a theme of the apocalypse,
and that's maybe why I moved back to Montana. You know,
have a fighting chance. But the aliens are coming from
outer space.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Yeah, they would never go there. Why would they go
to Montana? They don't like beautiful places.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
We're here for evil Canievel.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
All right, here we go, Tim, Montana and Savage.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Yeah, Tom, are you ready, Bud? We got Canadian Tom here? Folks.
How about it for Canadians to introduce everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
I want to make sure we give everybody a chance.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Yeah, lead guitar player. He's my most senior member of
the band. How many years you've been in this, Bud?
Six years? And he worked for me for about two years.
He's from Nelson, British Columbia's like middle of nowhere, right
and the way the crow flies us not far from
where I was born. But we all know that invisible
line makes people drive in the fast lane with their
turn signal on ten miles under the speed limit. We

(01:05:41):
love our Canadians. But also Tom didn't tell me that
he won the fur Trapper of the Year award until
he was in the band for two years. When he
was sixteen, he won the North American Fur Trapper of
the award because he's a mountain man as well, from Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
And that's not a joke, Like, that's not a slang dictionary.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
And I always tell Tom, I'm like, if you're interviewing
a guy named Tim Montana from Montana that grew up
in the mountains, you might want to lead with that.
You're the most fur trapping man in Canada.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
I tried to tell him when I auditioned, but I
was too nervous.

Speaker 9 (01:06:08):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Yeah, I get it. Who else you got?

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Kyle Law here from Statesboro, Georgia. He has claimed to
fame on the Bush. We just wrapped the tour with
Bush and Jerry Cantrell and Candlebox. He would just sometimes
strip to his underwear on stage and not tell me,
and they weren't like cute underwear. They were like old
man underwear with like a pea stain. And my wife
called me and she's like, you know, okay, it's funny
to go almost naked, but can he like get some

(01:06:33):
cool underwear. And the great thing was Gavin Rosdale came
out to watch one show and comment on the band.
And that was the one show and he came up
and he goes the way your drama thrusted the symbols
because he likes to thrust his symbols at the end,
like bury him in there, and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
A weird way to hit him, but sure, yeah, yeah,
and then.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
We always have to remind him like, hey, dude, you
know that's on the jumbo tron, right, But people go nuts.
They love it. Yeah, God, God forbid. We bring a
little personality back to rock.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Amen rights, no correlation, I understand, Yeah, went on it
was a little cold out, Yes it was, Yes, it
was sir.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Who was underwear? Were those I think were yours? And
then on the bass guitar the newest member of the band.
This guy is really interesting. He left the United States
when he was six months old to go to France,
and he graduated high school in France, graduated college in France.
And I thought he was a military brat. No, he's
a Disney brat. His dad does music for Disney. And

(01:07:31):
then he mentions a couple of weeks in the band
that his dad's a songwriter. I'm like, did he write
anything I might know? And he goes, yeah, my dad
wrote a song called Cotton Eye Joe. And I was like, okay, Jackson,
So jack say something in French? Have you ever sang

(01:07:54):
any of cotton Eye Joe in French and French. Never
try it real quick, just just the way age you
come from with age Igo.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
June.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
You gotta perfect that in sound check and may him
do that in between songs when you're changing guitars. That is,
that's phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yeah, I've got quite an eclectic group, right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back you, Big Mad
Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station nine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. We'll get
back to to Montana in that second song in a
little bit. Right now, though, we've got to play a
game the IP tickets to Oklahoma from up for grabs
nine one, eight four six, Oh kmo d call up.
You're gonna take on Lindsay picked category numbers, percentages or averages?

(01:08:49):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Brandon?
How are you today? I'm doing great? What category do
you want? Numbers? Percentages are averages? Let's go over percent
five questions from gimpee, just answering them the best that
you can. Are you ready? Yes, He'll we go all right?
Brand dong. What percentage of us households own a grill

(01:09:13):
or smoker? What percentage of us households own a griller smoker?
I'm eighty five. All right, Brandon? What percentage of grill
owners purchased a new grill at the beginning of the
pandemic seventy three? Seventy three? He says? All right, Brandon?

(01:09:33):
What percent of people grill for brunch? What percent of
people grill for brunch?

Speaker 13 (01:09:42):
Twenty two?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
He says, Brandong. Labor Day is one of the most
popular grilling days of the year by what percent? Ninety?
He says. Last one, here, dude, what percentage of grill
owners grill on Valentine's Day? I'm gonna say twelve percent? Well,

(01:10:08):
twelve percent, excellent job. Have you ever been to a
rockahol move? Four? Man? Oh yeah, I haven't done it
VIP style one time. Let's see if we can make
it happen again. Five questions percentages? Are you ready? Lindsay yeah,
lindsay what percentage of you as households own a grill
or smoker?

Speaker 10 (01:10:27):
I would say seventy five percent of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
People five percent? Lindsey, what percentage of grill owners purchased
a new grill at the beginning of the pandemic? M uh,
all right, Lindsey, what percentage of people grill for brunch?

(01:10:52):
What percentage of people grill for brunch? Seven seven percent?
Lindsay Labor Day is one of the most popular grilling
days of the year by what percent?

Speaker 10 (01:11:09):
Thirty two percent?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Thirty two percent, she says. Last one here, Lindsey, what
percentage of grill owners a grill on Valentine's Day?

Speaker 10 (01:11:21):
Four percent?

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Four percent? She says, how do you think she did
their Brandon, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:11:28):
I have to let the smoke clare and see how
it goes good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Call sir, give me Question one. The question is what
percentage of US household's own a grill or smoker brand?
ONGs said eighty five percent. Lindsey said seventy five percent,
and the answer is seventy percent. Lindsay's on the board.
She needs two more to block you from getting VIP
Rockaho tickets. Question two, number two, what percentage of grill
owners purchased a new grill at the beginning of the pandemic? Well,

(01:11:53):
Brandon said seventy three percent, and then Lindsay said forty
five percent and the answer is thirty eight times. And
question she got to it's the last one. You've got
to get this one on the border. You are out
of VIP tickets. The chance of getting VIP tickets sor
ry GIMPI go ahead. Question three, the question is what
percent of people grill for brunch? Well, Brandon said twenty

(01:12:15):
two percent, Lindsey said seven percent, and the answer is
twelve percent. I'm sorry, Brandon, I'm not getting those tickets.
I got smoked. Yeah right, Brothers Day letter, thanks for playing.
Question for number four, Labor Day is one of the
most popular grilling days of the year by what percent?

(01:12:36):
Brandon said ninety percent, Lindsey said thirty two percent, the
answer forty seven percent. Wow, Lindsay got that one right,
So she's got four last questions. Last question here, what
percentage of grill owners grill on Valentine's Day? Brandon said
twelve percent, Lindsey said a mere four percent and the

(01:12:56):
answer fourteen percent. I'll look at that Brandon gun on
the board. Little late but not good enough. All right,
So we're gonna set those tickets on fire. He gets nothing,
and uh, we're gonna do more beer giveaways. How do
you know you're getting older bmms? And what that is
to eight two, nine, four five? So you get nothing.
Good day, sir, you get nothing. Shay.

Speaker 11 (01:13:26):
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get no kay you get no k you get you
know you gift you know, taste you.

Speaker 14 (01:13:36):
Gift say they taste down the tay they taste no
not hoppy they they they not hoppy?

Speaker 15 (01:13:51):
Hey they not not they they not not not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Not say.

Speaker 9 (01:13:58):
No no.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
You you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
This is Tulsa's Morning Show. Ninety Jane, Good morning. It's
the Big Mad Morning Show giving away beer freaking a Friday.
We want to know how do you know you are
getting older? Bmms and what that is to eight two

(01:14:42):
nine four five Stewart is on the line. Hey Stuart,
how are you doing all right?

Speaker 7 (01:14:50):
How are you doing good?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Stewart?

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
How do you know you're getting older?

Speaker 14 (01:14:54):
I understand drink coasters?

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Now her feet, Gimpy, tell him exactly what it's gonna get.
What the coach is.

Speaker 12 (01:15:05):
Carbon knew he was getting older when he sat down
to use the bathroom once and found his boys sitting
in a pool of pooh water.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Here's a case of other light.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Extra back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Hang online friends, so Gimpey can get your info and
have a fantastic weekend. Thank you all right, buddy, Let's
see what's in gimpies. Four by four seem like gonna
be the micromachine man here real quick. Israel agrees to
pausing and fights for polio vaccination distribution. Sounds good. Next one,
FDA announced his final rule on increased minimum age for
tobacco sales. Sounds good. Studies suggests extra weekend sleep may

(01:15:40):
lower heart disease. No kidding, Yeah that's what they say.
And then last sleep good. Lastly, here new initiative launched
to help human trafficking victims in Oklahoma. Yeah, that all
sounds like a good plan.

Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
The NCAA Men's Final Four is returning to the Peach State.
The twenty thirty one Final Four will be held in
Atlanta at Mercedes Benz Stadium in twenty thirty one. And
that's your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay at
ninety seven to five KMOD.

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Speaker 10 (01:16:43):
Morning, Corbin.

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Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Good morning can be well, good morning Corbyn. You're gonna
get your first keyword to try to get a trip
for two to two hour twenty twenty four. iHeartRadio Music
Festival in September. You'll get that keyword about an hour,
and then you've got two more chances after that. Throughout
the day. We're giving away beer frigging a Friday. How
do you know you're getting older bmms? And what that
is to eight two, nine, four or five case of
Miller Lite extra could be yours time for Day's time trivia.

(01:17:17):
This is where we try to shock each other and
I'll pull a name to see who goes first. And
because I went last last week, so I'm first this week.
I'll look at that broke the streak. Yeah all right,
then I'm gonna ask the questions. I'm gonna get the shocker. Yeah,
you all set up. At least you're not getting the minivan.

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And we'll see how the questions are this week. We
all felt like last week the questions were a little tricky,
and he was like, did not care that we felt
that way? No, he didn't know, didn't care at all whatsoever. Okay,
all right, Carvin, are you ready? Yes? All right? Question
number one? What what is a group of frogs known

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as what is a group of frogs known as group
of frogs? No, it is not a murder. No, it
is not a gaggle, it's not a herd. A group
of frogs known as Oh, I know this. A group

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of frogs are known as a caligula. Nope, uh, I
know this. What is a group of frogs known as
I'm it's not coming to me, so I'm just gonna
get it wrong. Did you test it? By the way,

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I did not press the button?

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Did No?

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Did you test it? Put it on the vibrate give
him a little buzzy buzz you know. Make sure that
it's an American. Yeah, I'm gonna get it wrong, all right,
So Corbyn, what is a group of frogs known as murder?
All right? I know it's wrong. Final answer, all right,
murder is incorrect. That is a group of crows. A
group of frogs is known as an army. Haha, I

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didn't know that. That's not what I was thinking anyway,
So I'm sweaty now. Yeah, army of frogs, an army
of frogs. Yeah. Now, I don't know how many it
takes to make a group of frogs three or more,
I guess I don't know, but army sounds like a
lot of them. Nonetheless, Question number two, and what's weird
is don't they call uh Navy seals frogs? Maybe so,
and I think they call them seals seals or seals,

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But I know what you're talking about. They're amphibious, you know,
military known as frogs. So all right, Question two number
two on what beverage? Can you read old number seven
brand on the label? On what beverage? Can you read
old number seven brand on the label? If you get

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this wrong, you're gonna get shot and you deserve it. Okay,
So things are popping in my brain. Obviously seagrum seven
and obviously Jack Daniels. But for some reason, I'm seeing
a thirteen with Jack Daniels, but I think it's Jack Daniels.
Final answer on what beverage can you read old number
seven brand on the label? You say Jack Daniels and

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Jack Daniels is correct, And I was like, don't turn around.
I don't know why I was thinking thirteen. I saw
the shirt like on the shirts where I saw it
in my head. All right, good job, so you go
one attitude? All right? All right, last one here? What
colors do wrestlers wear when competing? What colors do wrestlers

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wear when competing? Right now, this is a good question.
We're not talking wrestlers like WWE. We're talking wrestlers Greco, Roman,
Olympics stuff like that. Right, there's a scoring designation that happens.
You can wear any single leotard whatever you want to
call it required uniform that you'd like, but it is
red and green for scoring definition. So red and green.

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Final answer. Finally, answer the question is what colors do
wrestlers wear when competing? You said red and green? It
is red and blue? Oh oh, red or blue? Red
or blo. That's what's on the paper. I believe you
red or blue. I didn't know that. I didn't know

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that either, because I instantly went to WWE, right, and
I was like, well, they're multi colored. I mean you
you've seen macho man, yeah and all he goes out
there wearing all kinds of stuff. So okay, red or blue? Uh,
gimby right, Lindsay will be last past mine, and then
Lindsay will open the questions to make sure that we're set.

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While he's getting already. We're giving away beer for frigging
a Friday. How do you know you're getting older? Bmms?
And what that is to eight two nine four five bmms?
And what that is to eight two nine four five?
A case of Miller Lyte extra could be yours and
it is taser time. Trivia is Gimpi's term. Yeah, he
is strapped and ready to go. Questions are on you, Lindsay, all.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Right, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
I am? I am? I am?

Speaker 8 (01:22:10):
Question number one? What two letters in scrabble are worth
ten points?

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Ooh? What two letters?

Speaker 7 (01:22:25):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
I want to say, A Q and a Z. I
don't know my scrabble letters very well. I don't play
scrabble that often, but I know those are big numbers,
and I think the rare letters are worth more. It's
Saint's right, and so it's like it has to be

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like a we're an X. It could be an X
two son of a bitch. Let's go with yeah, you
see what I'm saying, because not many words have an
X in them, and I feel like there's more words
that have a Q in them than an X. So
let's go. I'm going to get it wrong and I'm
prepared to be shocked, so let's just go with with

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the X and Z.

Speaker 8 (01:23:13):
What two letters in scrabble are worth ten points? And
you say X and Z your final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 10 (01:23:24):
Two letters in scrabble that are worth ten points.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Are Z and Q.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
I should have stuck with the Q of a bed.
Just shock me already, huh queen, huh quiet quick, quefish right,
these are all ones that zerra well yeah, zeus yeah,
zulu zulu zero yeah, ziesh bitch, mother, Hi, how you

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doing all right? Question two? Exactly just did a little
bit you get shocked at heart? Questions what else you're
doing right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
What are male turkeys called.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Delicious? Right? I think the generic answer is a tom turkey,
So I'm thinking because that's all I've ever known as
is a tom, So I'm gonna go with a Tom,
and if I get shocked, i get shocked, it's probably
something stupid like turkey, but I'm gonna stick with tom.
Final answer.

Speaker 8 (01:24:37):
Male turkeys are called.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Toms hooray, hooray.

Speaker 10 (01:24:45):
Alright.

Speaker 8 (01:24:46):
Question number three, paper was invented by what country?

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Paper? Right? Papyrus, the island of Papyrus, right, right, I
mean that makes sense, the tiny country of parchment. Right,
Paper was invented by what country? I'm gonna go with

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Greece sounds legit. I mean a lot of philosophers, a
lot of smart people came out of Greece in the
early times, and I think they finally are, like, I'm
tired of etching this stuff in stone. Could be China, though,
because they invent a lot of stuff too, but I'm
gonna stick with that. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say

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Greece and go for the shock final answer.

Speaker 8 (01:25:45):
What country invented paper? You say Greece, and the correct
answer is China.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
God, everything's China, dude, Everything from back in the day
is China. Yeah. Yeah, I should have stuck with China. Mother.

Speaker 8 (01:26:03):
Oh well, you know you wanted to stick with your
It was one of the two first choice because the
question one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
The fifty fifty shot. You know, think of umbrellas, what's
umbrella's gotta do it? China, China, whatever? Remember if we
looked it up and we were like China. You don't say,
who'd have thought? Yeah? Fire works all right? And by
the way, we did. I looked it up. It is
red and green. Just saying, how do you know you're
getting older? One you go in check answers to make

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sure you're not crazy. But that's now we're looking for it.
Could get you a case of beer? Text that answer
BMMS how do you know you're getting older? To the
phone number eight two nine four five. Take a break
and we'll be back of.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
The Big Man Morning Show is next ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Seven m Good morning, it's the Big Man Morning Show.
We aren't giving away beer. How do you know you're
getting older? A case of Miller Lite Extras up for grabs.

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You'd like to win it? You gotta answer the call
the text uh, send a text and answer the call man?
Answer the call when we call.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
No, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Please? How you get in? So bm MASS and how
do you know you're getting older? To the phone number
eight two nine four five. A case of Miller Lite
Extra could be yours. Chaser Time Trivia, Gimpy and I
have both gone. I got shocked once, Gimby got shocked twice.
Will Lindsay gets shocked three times? That would be fantastic

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better of course, of course, So three questions? Are you ready?

Speaker 10 (01:27:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Have we checked to make sure she is strapped in? Right?
As we were coming on? Right? Here we go? We
got her bust. What do you call the particles that
orbit the nucleus of an atom? What do you call
the particles that orbit the nucleus of an atom? For

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the record, that is a T O M, not a
D A M. What do you call the particles? How
are you with your atom knowledge?

Speaker 8 (01:28:13):
I feel like I had a question similar to this
before and I got it right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
So there's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
The electrons, electrons, is your guess?

Speaker 8 (01:28:30):
The little particles?

Speaker 10 (01:28:32):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
What do you call the particles that orbit the nucleo
seve an atom?

Speaker 8 (01:28:40):
Yeah, that's coming into mind, and l electrodes is also,
but I don't think that is it? Or neutrons? Oh
that's another one. Electrons neutrons say it again?

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
What do you call the part of that orbit the
nucleus of an atom?

Speaker 8 (01:29:05):
Neutrons and the electrons?

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
What do you call the particles that orbit the nucleus
of an atom? She has now placed her finger over
her mouth to hyper I.

Speaker 10 (01:29:22):
Wonder if okay, so mm hmm. Now that the nucleus,
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:29:31):
The neutrons, I'm thinking because of n oh, this is
elementary science.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
What do you call the particles that orbit the nucleus
of an atom?

Speaker 8 (01:29:45):
Neutrons?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Neutrons is your answer? Yeah, what do you call the
particles that orbit the nucleus of atom? You said neutrons?
Final answer. The answer is electron. I should have.

Speaker 10 (01:30:03):
Should have stuck with my gun, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? Right? It happens? Joddy
get her? Oh yeah, I got her. Yeah. They're in
the midst of her going crazy. See if this one
gets in your head too. They're known as Simon and Garfunkle.
But what are these singers first names? They're known as
Simon and Garfunkle. But what are these singers first names?

Speaker 8 (01:30:27):
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkle.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Finally answer, They're known as Simon and Garfunkle. But what
are these singers first names? You said, Paul Simon and
Art Garfunkle. That's correct. That was like, is that the
easiest question we've got? I think so, I think so,
which I'm glad they went with Simon and Garfuncle, because
you know, art and Paul just don't.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Sound right, right, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Last one, in a school class, there are ten girls
and fifteen boys? What percent of the class or boys?
In a school class, there are ten girls and fifteen boys.
What percent of the class are boys? While she's messing
with that, I looked again USA wrestling. It is red
and blue. So Brady was correct, of course, he was, well, yeah,

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he wouldn't try to no stump us on purpose?

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Not no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
The question at hand for lindsay her third question. In
a school class, there are ten girls and fifteen boys.
What percentage of the class are boys? Tell us what
you're doing.

Speaker 8 (01:31:41):
So there's twenty five kids, so, and fifteen of them
are boys.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
In a school class, there are ten girls and fifteen boys.
What percentage of the class or boys?

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
I'm so horrible, man, Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Music names?

Speaker 8 (01:32:03):
Yeah right right, I'm gonna in a school class it's
fifteen percent.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
But ten girls and fifteen boys. What percent of the
class are boys? Tell us what you're thinking, tell us
what's going through your head? Help fill the dead silence?

Speaker 8 (01:32:27):
Now, ten girls and fifteen of them are boys. It's
twenty five kids.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:32:40):
I'm overthinking it. I want to say it's fifteen percent,
but that's that's not right. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Why do you feel like that's not right.

Speaker 8 (01:32:51):
Because it's it's just that it's just fifteen boys. There's
twenty five kids total. What is the percentage of the boys.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
In a school class? There are ten girls and fifteen boys.
What percent of the class have penises in a school class?
There are settled down, there are ten girls and fifteen boys.
What percent of the class are boys? I'm just saying,

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did we lose you? I think so. I think so
she got stuck onto penis. You've gone radio silent.

Speaker 8 (01:33:45):
I'm gonna say, well all.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
This any number would suffice fifteen percent. Finally, answers, in
a school class there are ten girls and fifteen boys.
What percent of the class or boys? You say fifteen percent?
So I got that right, fifteen percent you said, final answer,

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it's over. Yeah, yeah, I'm just verifying that's what you said.
The correct answer is sixty percent of the class is boys. Yeah. Yeah,
if it was like fifteen percent, let it be like
three or something like that.

Speaker 10 (01:34:20):
Yeah, he held it on the way too long.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
I did you hold it on too long? So there
we go or even all right, we're giving away beer
for freaking a Friday. How do you know you're getting older?
Maybe you can't do math A case of middle light
extra could be yours bmms and what that is to
eight two nine four five. How do you know you're
getting older? We'll give away some beer when we come
when we come back.

Speaker 4 (01:34:44):
Big Man Morning Show is next ninety seven KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Good morning. It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six O K M O D. You can
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that is to eight two nine four five. Erica has
been waiting. Hi Erica, how are you good? How are
you good? Erica? How do you know you're getting older?

Speaker 9 (01:35:40):
Well?

Speaker 16 (01:35:41):
I feel like I'm getting older when I go to
concerts and my husband and I realize like it's inventory
to have ear plugs and like for me, I need
my icy hot, I need some look when I be
I dress for comfort. It's also important like figuring out
where to park that way. When your it's over, we're

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like in the least amount of traffic, and same with
just like scheduling deals Like, I just feel like there's
a lot involved with figuring out how to make it
the least miserable the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Make sure to leave a little early to avoid traffic, right, No,
I hear you, I understand.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
Right, yeah, get off mind.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
What was the last concert you went to?

Speaker 16 (01:36:26):
The last concert I went to was the twenty Years
of Tears tour at the Walmart Amphitheater for Hawthorne Heights.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you did. Who else was on that bill?
Was Dashboard on that bill too? And something corporate?

Speaker 16 (01:36:47):
No, there was a band that made references to them though,
Thursday Amberlin, Armor, First Sleep just MySpace brands.

Speaker 9 (01:36:56):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
Yeah, No, I give Victory Records all the way. Baby,
All right, listen, Gimpy's got some stuff for you. Go
ahead and gimpye tell her exactly what she's gonna get.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
I knew I was getting older when I started predicting
the weather with my knees. How bekay, he's a Miller
light extra ac to you call up and pay on
the line. Erica, So Gimpy can get your info and
have a fantastic Labor Day weekend.

Speaker 16 (01:37:19):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
There is some breaking news that happened. A hockey player
named Johnny Goudreau or Johnny Hockey is what he was
known as.

Speaker 11 (01:37:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
He was thirty one. Him and his brother died in
a bicycle accident. They were together for their sister's wedding, okay,
and they were apparently riding their mountain bikes or whatever.
Some sort of accident. Accidents happened, accident happened and uh.
This says that a driver of a Jeep Grand Cherokee

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hit two pedal cyclists identified as the two brothers Uh
from behind while trying to pass an suv on the
right hand on the that had moved over to make
way for the two cyclists. Police responded to the scene
at eight nineteen pm. They both suffered fatal injuries. They
believe the driver was under the influence of alcohol and

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has been charged with two counts of death by auto.
Good good as they should, but this guy is a
hockey legend.

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
I had seen that notification come through, but I didn't
read into it because I was like, oh, well, that sucks,
you know. An athlete and his brother died. But you
said bicycling. I was like, well, what are they riding tandem?
What the hell is going on here? But I guess
that makes sense. You can get your little mountain bikes.
Isn't around you typically try to stay in a peloton,
you know, like together. Yeah. Yeah, And in this case

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some jag off that wanted to hurry up and get
around him. Good see Lindsay. As for balls to the wall.

Speaker 8 (01:38:52):
Sports, a couple of Colts players are putting safety first.
Tight End Kylon Granson and safety Rodney Thomas said on
Thursday that they plan to wear Guardian caps during the

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regular season. The NFL announced this offseason that players would
be permitted to wear the caps during the twenty twenty
four season in the league's efforts to increase player health
and safety with a focus on preventing head injuries. Branson
and Thomas were among a number of Colts players, including
running back Jonathan Taylor, who wore Guardian caps during the preseason.
Indianapolis opens the regular season on September eighth that Lucas

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Oil Stadium against the Houston Texans.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
I love that idea.

Speaker 10 (01:39:41):
I wish they would all do it sure.

Speaker 8 (01:39:44):
The SEC is mandating availability reports for football, men's basketball,
women's basketball, and baseball. The rule will begin with the
twenty twenty four football season. Teams must designate players as available, probable, questionable, doubtful,
or out each day, starting three days before every conference
football game. In basketball and baseball, injury reports must be

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filed the night prior to every conference game. Teams must
also designate players as available, game time, decision or out
on game days. Schools can be fined for not properly
reporting injuries.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
That makes sense. Do you have any scores from last night?
College football scores?

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Yep?

Speaker 8 (01:40:22):
Another football season openers in the books as the Golden
Hurricanes award pass Northwestern State sixty two to twenty eight
in front of sixteen thousand, four hundred eighty three fans
last night at H Chapman Stadium. Red Shirt freshman quarterback
Kirk Francis earned the starting nod and did not disappoint,
tossing two hundred and ninety nine yards and four touchdowns

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to three receivers on twenty three of thirty passing. He
spread the wealth, finding ten different receivers on the evening.
The Golden Hurricanes visit Arkansas State next on September seventh.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
They looked awesome. Yeah, they looked. They looked really good.

Speaker 8 (01:40:56):
And four ranked teams got big wins in their season open.
Number eleven Missouri took down Murray State fifty one and nothing.
Number thirteen Utahs max Southern Utah forty nine and nothing.
And number twenty four Kansas blew out Linden Would forty
eight to three. And number twenty two North Carolina State
beat Western Carolina thirty eight to twenty one. Dian Sanders

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Colorado Buffalo survived a valiant effort from FCS power North
Dakota State to win thirty one to twenty six. Six
games involving FBS teams take place today. Among those matchups,
Stanford hosts TCU. Number sixteen Oklahoma takes on Temple, and
according to Yahoo Sports, Temple is projected to be one

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of the worst teams in the Football Bowl Subdivision. The
three pm is the pre game time with the six
pm kickoff, and of course you can listen on the
iHeartRadio app and on your Tulsa Sooner station ninety seven
to five KMOUD so.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
Okay, slow down, sorry, SORR, trying to help you. Phil
the Colorado game, shoudu are standing. I mean he was.
His passing was crazy, and every time he did something
he got destroyed. Their line is horrible, not giving him
any protection. And they've got this guy, Travis Hunter, I

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think his name is. He is a study plays on
offense and defense. Oh dude, he caught a pass with
the defender on top of him. It was the most
insane catch I've ever seen. And they just looked so comfortable.
Those two are a sick, sick duo. And for every

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time that they scored, the Buffalo scored definitely in the
second half. The other team their defense, Colorado's defense just
isn't very good, and they answered. I mean, it ended
up being a pretty close game when it should not
have been a close game. But watch, shoot, I think
he had six hundred yards passing or some ridiculous stat

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last night. He threw so, I mean, it was rigg
some of the more insane passing that I've seen happen.
Just no problem. Sorry, four hundred and forty five. He
was twenty six or thirty four. Damn, that's good, dude.
He threw an interception. It was off, but he threw
an interception. It hit the defender's calf bounced in the

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air and a defender caught it and intercepted in the
end zone. It was a bizarre game.

Speaker 8 (01:43:29):
Wow, they're saying. If Tom Brady were to become a
partial owner of the Las Vegas Raiders, a new report
shows the limits on what he can say while working
in the broadcast booth. A presentation to NFL team owners
revealed that while calling games for Fox, Brady would not
be permitted to be in another team's facility, be allowed
to witness practice, be permitted to attend broadcast production meetings

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either in person or virtually, be allowed to publicly criticize
game officials or a their clubs. Brady would also be
subject to the NFL gambling and anti tampering policies. Brady
would have to be approved as a partial owner of
the Raiders, and these rules will surely complicate that process
and will likely have implications on how Brady would be

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able to do his job in the Fox broadcast of booth.
As of now, no deal with the Raiders has been
yett finalized.

Speaker 1 (01:44:24):
Yeah, I'm still up in the arm. If he's going
to be good in the broadcast booth.

Speaker 8 (01:44:29):
You don't think I think he'll do just fine.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
He's been calling a few games. Yeah, yeah, what was it?
What was I was watching? God, damn, I was watching
some game. It was like last week before last or
something like that, and they panned over to him and
some other dude that were doing commentary. Huh. I think
it was like radio or whatever. But still same thing.
I mean, doing an interview and doing commentary are not

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the same thing. Well, no, he wasn't doing an interview.
They were doing commentary on the game. M Yeah, and
because they were talking about how he's going to star,
are doing that and I was like, and then they
panned over to him and like I said, some other dude.
I was like, oh, well that all right, that's cool.
I guess just because you're a brilliant football mind doesn't
mean you're brilliant on the air, right Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:45:12):
I think he might end up being too opinionated and.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
That well that's commentary. Yeah, I know, but that's what
he's that's commentary, right right.

Speaker 10 (01:45:20):
But it could hurt him.

Speaker 8 (01:45:22):
I think people won't want necessarily his take on everything.
I don't know, that's your boss of the Wall sports
unlessia on ninety seventy five kmod.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
Good morning, It's the Big Mat Morning Show nine four six,
oh kmod. You can also text bmmas and then what
you want to say to eight two nine four or five.
Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 8 (01:45:55):
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time Most Epic Ass Award nominee.

Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
Good Morning, Gimpie, she does have an epic ass. That's
for damn sure. Good morning Corbyn. You just got your
first keyword to score a pair of tickets to our
twenty twenty four iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas. You
get two more chances, another one at one and another
one at five. Willing Nelly, anything you want to talk about,
bring up something new, go back to something kind of

(01:46:34):
willing Eilly, listen to email. I got it said, here's
an old thing for sure. I don't know what it
means to text bmmss. Then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five. I know how to
send a text via phone number, but I don't know
how to get a text through just using the eight
two nine four or five doesn't seem to work, and
entering bmmss in the address line falls short. Been trying

(01:46:56):
for years now. Technology is great until it isn't fair
question you actually get this question on. I don't think
it's an old thing. It's just an odd way to
do this. So the phone number you use to text
us is eight two nine four five.

Speaker 3 (01:47:12):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
That's the phone number, and the body of the text
you type the letters B, M, M S, a space,
and then whatever you'd like to say, and then you
hit send. Does it have to say whatever you'd like

(01:47:35):
to say? Yeah, all right, if you'd like to say that,
that's fine. Whatever you type after BMMS to that phone
number eight two nine four five is what we receive.
Pretty simple, I think, so. I thought I've kind of

(01:47:56):
cleaned it up, but apparently a not. So it's beta.
Mike Mike Sierra for all those not sure if I'm
saying V or B or N or M or whatever.
I hope that clears it up. You just made it
more confusing. I don't know how. I don't know. I

(01:48:21):
literally feel like I have made that a pretty good
mouse trap. So maybe it's you maybe it's your inability
to want to learn new things. Do I gotta put
a nine one eight and proNT of it first. I'll
say it again. The phone number you text to is
eight two nine four five. That is the number, and

(01:48:41):
it's not long enough. No kidding very well, observed two
shirts not nine one eight two four five. You're confusing people,
I think. Yeah, willing nearly anything you want to talk about.
Bring up something new? Uh go back to a story
you couldn't get in on. Uh tell me you think
our texting system is stupid, which I would probably agree

(01:49:03):
with you. Uh, Willing only anything you want to talk about,
bring up something new. What are you most looking forward
to at Ockklahoma, lindsay.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
Let's see. Probably I love the interviews that we do.

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
I like meeting the bands, So pick one thing. Sure,
meeting the bands gimpy. The campground parties, man. I mean,
the bands are great, concerts great, the festival's fantastic, the
food's awesome. But them campground parties, man, That's that's where
the real fun is. We got a oil wrestling out there,

(01:49:41):
and I got the big old bus with the stripper
pole and wet t shirt contest on.

Speaker 9 (01:49:48):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
Feels as years go by that you that is becoming
the thing. It really is becoming primary for you. It
really is. I mean I like the shows and all,
and I sit and I watch through them and and
but you know, you go up there and you just
meet different people, the different costumes you get to see
that are out there, or the lack thereof clothing that
is going on out there.

Speaker 3 (01:50:09):
Yeah. Man.

Speaker 8 (01:50:10):
And to be clear, when it comes to the oil
wrestling and the wet T shirt contest, you're watching and
not partaking.

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
Yeah, that is correct. That is correct. Nobody wants to
see this in a wet T shirt at all, whatsoever?
If someone does, sure, But so far as oil wrestling, yay,
and less Corbyn's doing it with me. Oh, I'll just
believe you want me to do it with you. Well,
I'm just saying, man, I mean, I'm that's a weird

(01:50:40):
threshold you need crossed to do something, I mean else
for you? Why not that too? Might as well? You know,
might as well. Yeah, people watching is easily the best
thing that happens out there.

Speaker 3 (01:50:52):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
Is this working? Still don't get it? Did this work?
Whatever you'd like to say? My cat is gay testing
testing one, two, three. Well hello there, it looks like
we have a whole new batch of textures now like

(01:51:17):
whoa wait a minute, that's how you do it? Uhi,
y'all were talking about the fire alarm on the podcast
an email from the fire drill captain. If there actually
was a fire and you looked out to the rally
area and saw a fire drill captain looking at your

(01:51:39):
windows smugly, what would you hurl at him before evacuating?
First of all, it's hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:51:47):
And uh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:50):
And uh, I'd have to be able to open a window,
and I don't think I trust my arm.

Speaker 8 (01:51:56):
Lindsay, yeah, I'm I'm not hurling anything at the fire captain.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
You'll be Oh mean we can get up on the
roof and throw things at them from down the road.
I'm not gonna go all the way up the roof
to try and launch something that I think they're trying
to be away from a fire. They're not close. Yeah,
I mean, there's no way we could hurl anything at
them anyway without going on the roof. If I was
to do it, it'd probably be like water bottle or something.

(01:52:24):
But again, why would I hurl anything at the fire captain?
I mean, we're all family here. If you I'm gonna
burn a live throw water at hey Corman, it's new
KLEI us not knuck you luss, you ignorant F. Okay, yeah, no,
I'm this. I'm the ignorant F and you're texting me.

(01:52:47):
That's a weird thing to take out of your day.
But whatever. Uh, I'm not reading now we're starting to
get into jokes. Uh. There was another one I wanted
to read that. I'm glad they picked up on it
that I had said. Yeah, of course you would say
beta and not Bravo. Maybe it's beta because you can't

(01:53:07):
figure out texting. Just a thought.

Speaker 3 (01:53:15):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
I wanted to bring up this story about this nudist
colony in California were a man, a woman, and their dog,
good old Stephanie and Daniel and their dog Cuddles has
gone missing. I don't know where they're at, and they

(01:53:39):
believe they have all been murdered. Oh, in this newdiest
colony in California. And why am I bringing this up?
You might ask, Well, because in the interviews, they're obviously
interviewing people from the nwdest colony, and they're showing them

(01:53:59):
pretty tough up on their shoulders because they're nude at
the Nudest Colony. And apparently they believe that this old
couple had a disagreement with the colony, and they think
a neighbor. And apparently this morning they've already arrested somebody
for the murder of these people and their dog Cuddles and.

Speaker 10 (01:54:23):
Their little dog too.

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
I don't know why I think this is. It's sad
that they're dead. Of course, of course how did they die?
At least they don't know they have I don't think
they have found the bodies yet. But they brought the
swat team in yesterday and dismantled the neighbor's house because
I don't know if they thought he was in there
and wouldn't come out. I don't know. Was he living
in ad No, it was a house. They did the

(01:54:47):
thing with like the sticky thing and then pulled it up,
pulled the corner out to collapse. Gotcha that sucks. Yeah, Yeah,
it's a really crazy story. I cannot wait for the
Netflix series it. Yeah, there'll be a twenty minute story.
They'll drawn to two and a half hours.

Speaker 10 (01:55:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55:07):
Uh, if you were to marry a porn star, who
would you marry, and why will the only.

Speaker 8 (01:55:22):
Want the only male porn star I can think of
this Ron Jeremy, And.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
There's no way in hell you wouldn't go for Johnny sins.
I figure of anything you'd go for Johnny Sen. But
you know, I'm gonna have to look him up, look
him up real quick. He might be right up your
alley more so than Ron Jeremy. And to be fair,
that's the only.

Speaker 8 (01:55:45):
Ye see, yeah, I would definitely take him over Ron
Jeremy any day.

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
So yeah, I'll take him Gibby. Who was that one
you just mentioned? Lindsey Will Oh yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah, whatever, Yeah,
see what one? What the big is? Yeah? Layla Price,
Layla Price?

Speaker 8 (01:56:10):
Sure, what the big butt got it going on?

Speaker 1 (01:56:13):
To be fair, I don't really look at the names,
so I don't know a lot of them. I'm having
to look really quick because I don't know. I'm picking
Corey Chase and I don't even know why, because I
guess she just popped up all right, Uh kind of
an older lady sure, like like her mid to late forties, glasses, blonde, Yes, yeah,

(01:56:35):
iad that, I know. Yeah that's weird that you knew it, right, away. Yeah, okay,
there you go, willing only anything you want to talk about.
Somebody asked, this is a really good Is it just me?
Or does Corbyn seem like he's on the spectrum? No hate,
just wondering if an evaluation has ever been done. I
mean it's I don't take that as an insult. Maybe

(01:56:56):
I am. No, I've never done one. But when you
send messages like that, why don't you tell me what
characteristic I'm displaying that you think puts me on as
a possibility on the spectrum and what makes you a
characteristic person to like, no, or to even like call
that out right?

Speaker 4 (01:57:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:57:19):
Would you rather have explosive diarrhea for one week or
burning your nation for one week?

Speaker 8 (01:57:25):
Lindsay Pikes, I'll take the explosive diarrhea because at least then.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
You're losing weight, gimpy. Yeah, I think burning your nation
means you've got like an infection of sorts, right, you know,
so I guess I'm gonna go with the explosive diarrhea.
I'm good. I'm good with with with the burning peat.
We're gonna burnet, Yeah, I'm gonna go with I'm going

(01:57:58):
with the burning your nation, right, because there are nine
million deaths each year because of diarrhea. Really, did you
say nine deaths? A nine million? Nine million deaths because
of diarrhea? Huh huh, I guess that makes sense. You're

(01:58:19):
getting dehydrated, you're losing a lot of weight.

Speaker 8 (01:58:23):
Yeah, but you can hook yourself up to an IV.

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
Can you.

Speaker 2 (01:58:30):
Go check yourself in the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:58:33):
If Mark Wahlberg can make one and Shooter, then I
can make one myself.

Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
There you go. I mean, have you ever had a UTI?

Speaker 1 (01:58:41):
Five hundred thousand deaths each year is a better evidence
I found. Wow, that's a lot of death from diarrhea. Yep,
I agree. What a terrible way to die. Yeah, how
did he go? He crapped himself to death?

Speaker 17 (01:58:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:58:55):
I don't know if it's you know, it's dehydration, Yeah, essentially, Yeah,
but you'd never know we name it. Yeah, that does
not sound awesome. Corbin and gimpe cherity oil match. No,
come on? Will somebody asking what happened to Sam? And

(01:59:15):
do you ever listen or do we ever hear from her?

Speaker 9 (01:59:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:59:17):
I don't, gimpy. Do you hear from her? All? No?
And she didn't renew her contract? Her choice are you
not all going to be out at Rocklahoma today. Yes,
we won't be on the air, but we will be
out there. Uh. If y'all did men porn birthdays, you

(01:59:37):
would know more men porn stars boom. Yeah, but we
don't want to do men porn stars. Are you requesting
men porn stars?

Speaker 3 (01:59:47):
I think they are.

Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
That's not the first time that we've gotten a text
message about male porn star birthdays. Yeah, of which I
would reply, get your own show then, right right. If
Lindsay wants to do men porn stars, she can definitely
do that and then we'll talk about it. But yeah,
I think we've all agreed. Uh Mary bang kill Woodstock,

(02:00:12):
Coachella or rock Oklahoma.

Speaker 8 (02:00:16):
Uh Mary, rock Lahoma because it doesn't need to go
anywhere ever.

Speaker 9 (02:00:25):
You know, I think.

Speaker 10 (02:00:27):
There is probably.

Speaker 8 (02:00:31):
A lot of banging at Woodstock, so why not and
kill Coachella because I've never been and I probably never will.

Speaker 1 (02:00:41):
Gimbi. Yeah, I'm definitely marrying rock Lahoma and I'm going
to bang the hell out of Woodstock, so that leaves
me killing off Coachella. Coachella has just got a lot
of artists that is not for me. You know, it's
not my type. Of music not my type of vibe.

(02:01:02):
I'm looking through this year's lineup so far, I don't
see anything in here that I'm like, oh, yes, that
would be awesome, you know. So I'm definitely killing off
Coachella line Ice Spice Fan you know me that and
DJ Seinfeld. I don't I've been to Coachella. I don't

(02:01:26):
think it's that awesome. Uh. But Woodstock you could die
or get raped at or your tent caught on fire,
because we're talking where we're talking about like the seventies Woodstock.
That also wasn't awesome. By the way, I don't know
if there was as much rape and fire going on,
but I don't know. Yeah, yeah, there was a lot
of There was a lot well that's when they didn't

(02:01:48):
call it rape, right, true, the struggles. There was no food,
there was no water, so you only are just people
think it's cool to say you were at Woodstock. So
I think I'm gonna kill Woodstock. Really. Yeah, I figure
at least music choice, you would go with music choice
if that's the question. Yes, but I was kind of

(02:02:11):
going with the whole, the whole thing, yeah, right, the
whole raven fires, yeah, and these the other two choices
aren't great. But I'm definitely marrying Oklahoma because I want
to seek my own bed every night.

Speaker 2 (02:02:23):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (02:02:25):
So that's why I am so excited for this question
for Lindsay, between Corbett and Gimpy, which one is the
most attractive?

Speaker 2 (02:02:35):
Yes, this is great question, all right. So they're so
completely different.

Speaker 1 (02:02:41):
Each one of you have your qualities.

Speaker 10 (02:02:43):
So if I if I get yo, me would be
this and me if I.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
Close my eyes, you gotta pick one.

Speaker 10 (02:02:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:02:51):
If I close my eyes, I'm more attracted to Gimpy
and he could talk, he could put me to sleep.

Speaker 1 (02:03:00):
No, no, no, that that's why my eyes are closed.

Speaker 8 (02:03:03):
No, no, no, I love listening to his voice and
personality wise, him and I could be married and probably
live happily ever after.

Speaker 1 (02:03:14):
No, he's not him. Now, that's not a thing that
is true. That is true.

Speaker 8 (02:03:22):
And then if I look at Corbin without a long
sleeves on, I'm really attracted.

Speaker 1 (02:03:29):
To because he's got two good arms.

Speaker 3 (02:03:37):
It's my ability.

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
On points. Get out of here.

Speaker 2 (02:03:45):
Yeah, they both have their qualities. So there you have it.

Speaker 3 (02:03:54):
He's got his sleeves off.

Speaker 9 (02:03:59):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
Out of all the first responders, which one profession would
you choose to be by the way, Lindsay did not
answer that question she gave She gave us both an
an out of the first responders, which one profession would
you choose to be EMT?

Speaker 8 (02:04:15):
This is weird because I thought about this yesterday as
I was I was driving down the road and an
ambulance was coming up and there were people not getting over.
And I saw this the ambulance having to swerve around traffic,
and I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:04:28):
Like, hey, but what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:04:30):
Get over?

Speaker 2 (02:04:30):
Get over?

Speaker 8 (02:04:31):
And I thought, Man, I thought to myself, if I
were an EMT, that would be that would be my
thing that I would be. Definitely that would be the
first responder.

Speaker 10 (02:04:44):
Driving fast had.

Speaker 8 (02:04:45):
That would be it first, Yes, But driving a fire
truck would be that is a humongous truck. That would
be scary taking those turns. And at least I feel
like you'd have more control driving an ambulance.

Speaker 1 (02:05:01):
Okay, canby that's a tough one because honestly they all suck.
I mean, I don't mean that in a bad way,
but what you have to deal with, yeah, the stuff
you have to deal with, man, So it's like, all right,
be a firefighter, cool, get to drive that big old
fire truck, maybe a climb a ladder and save some
children or whatever. All right, but you can also be

(02:05:24):
in a building that collapses on you while you're you know,
you're in there, and you burn a lot. That sucks.
Police officers obviously shot and guild in line of duty.
People don't trust police as it is anyway. That just
seems kind of I don't know about all that, the
ms mcs and stuff like that. Paramedics I think might

(02:05:44):
be the safest. And then because I had to look
it was like because I wanted a list of all
the first responder jobs right before I make a decision.
Detention officers, hey, you gotta deal with criminals every day.
That doesn't sound like fun. And jailers I don't know
about that either. You know, people aren't exactly happy when

(02:06:05):
they go to jail, you know what I'm saying. So
I think kind of with LENSI on this whan it
be e s empt paramedic. You're out there saving lives,
you know, helping people. I think that's the best way
to go and a little bit safer, I feel. I
think you're on the right path. I don't know of

(02:06:25):
a lot of EMTs that get shot at I know
they do, but of the three main first responders, I
feel like they get shot at the least or get confronted.
I know firemen that have been confronted violently. I'm not
saying empts don't. I'm just saying it's the least. Obviously,

(02:06:48):
police are in danger all of them. You deal with
seeing horrible things children and really messed up situations of
the people that I know that like that family that
hit by the sixteen year old up in Collinsville. I
heard about that. That sounds not awesome for any of
the first responders involved. So you're still going to see

(02:07:09):
all that. But I think ultimately I'm not dealing with
If you're an AMT, you're not dealing with, you know,
people trying to hurt you, right, So I think that
that's not a great Those aren't great choices, though, I
don't think I could do any of it. The stories
I hear, I'm like, I'm not built for that, right,
And I've had plenty of friends stop all those jobs

(02:07:32):
because they couldn't. It was not awesome to see people
on their worst days dealing with children or family members.
Firefighter and you got a seven hundred pound woman that's
stuck in the house. You gotta get her out. I'm good. Oh,
somebody to clarifying for US detention officers are not first responders. Well,
according to the Google search that I did, it is so.

(02:07:52):
And I want to end on this. We have ran
out of time, but I do want to end on this.
Which little Debbie takes the cake? Ooh the brownies? Okay,
if that's what you're going with, I'm gonna tell you
to be slow with your answer. But I don't know
why I would say that, But yeah, the brownies huh okay,
gimpy as they are not. Yes, yeah, that's literally the

(02:08:15):
worst snacky cake they have. Okay, oh oh, this is
an easy one for me. Actually it's not. God damn it,
Little Debbie Big DEVII. While you're doing that, Lindsay's wants
to defend her crappy brownies. Go in order with a
Little Debbie, Well, not in order. Pick one brownies.

Speaker 8 (02:08:31):
Brownies are it? You've got the chocolate cake that are
they are perfect, and then you have the little the
fudge layer. It's the perfect amount of fudge topping and
they put just the right amount of nut sprinkles.

Speaker 1 (02:08:45):
Okay, perfect every time, Kimpy Okay, So it's a toss
up here, man. There's two of them that I favor
when it comes like Swiss rolls are all right, they're
not my favorite, right, Nutty body and oatmeal cream pie.
Those are my two favoritist and I'm probably if I
had to choose one gun to the head, it's gonna

(02:09:07):
be an oatmeal cream pie. Have you seen the people
warming them up on in the microwave and then putting
scoop of ice cream on it? I know they have
the ice cream, but this is warming it up and
then putting ice cream on it.

Speaker 4 (02:09:17):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (02:09:18):
Yeah, it sounds like a good idea though, sounds like
a good time. Hell yeah, the nutty buddies are pretty awesome,
piecing them apart chocolate peanut. But I don't know how
you get a better solution than that. I haven't had
them and at least nine years since my kid was born.
But is there an particular reason why? Yeah, because she's
got a peanutalergy. Oh okay, that I guess that makes sense. Yeah,

(02:09:41):
I forgot about that. Don't get the star Crunch listen.
You gave your one. I know you're trying to sneak
more in on the list. All right, we got to
take a break. We'll be back. We're giving away beer.
How do you know you're getting? Good morning? It's the

(02:10:15):
Big Mad Morning Show nine one eight four six O
K M O D. You can also text BMMS and
then what you want to say to eight two nine
four five. We're giving away beer for frigging a Friday.
We've been asking people.

Speaker 17 (02:10:32):
Good to fill out a rube fill out, figure out
a Rubik's cube, and send us the answer to this question,
how do you know you're getting older?

Speaker 3 (02:10:41):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (02:10:41):
Good? Sue is on the line. Hi, Sue, how are you?

Speaker 15 (02:10:44):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (02:10:45):
How are you good? Sue? How do you know you're
getting older?

Speaker 15 (02:10:49):
I got a new car in the spring and I
got way too excited that on the highway I get
forty two miles to the gallon.

Speaker 9 (02:10:59):
It's God's got a smart mode and you sets to
put it in smart mode and set the cruise and
it drives for you.

Speaker 15 (02:11:06):
Practically. It's got lane control and forty two miles to
the gallon. I was way too excited.

Speaker 2 (02:11:12):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:11:15):
That's I think the best answer we've gotten. Gimpy tell
her exactly what she's going to get.

Speaker 12 (02:11:21):
Lensey knew she was getting older when that dumb drug
of hers turned into two secs a wet laundry.

Speaker 1 (02:11:27):
Enjoy this case. The Miller Light extrap man to you guys,
so you're great, hang on the line so can get
your info and have a fantastic weekend. Thank you, guys, Thanks,
thank you Lindsey for you. What is it that you
know for you when you get older.

Speaker 2 (02:11:43):
I think I.

Speaker 8 (02:11:43):
Started learning that I am getting older when I started
sleeping wrong. You know, like you wake up and you're like, oh,
I slept wrong last night, because you know, you used
to go to the gym to keep your six pack
in shape so you look good in your clothes, and
now I go to the gym just to decompress my spine,
you know.

Speaker 10 (02:12:03):
Like That's how I know I'm getting a lot older.

Speaker 1 (02:12:06):
Okay, GIMPI. I had thought about this, and I think
I think it's when I started smoking less, not cigarettes reavers.
You know what I mean. Because it used to be
an all day, every day thing, wake up boom, lunchtime, boom,
ten minutes after lunch boom, you know, as whole after

(02:12:27):
work before I go to bed. I was just like,
you know, it's gotten down and maybe once or twice
a day. To be honest with you, mine's gonna be
when it takes me fifteen to thirty seconds to get
up off the floor. Yeah, that'll do it too. That's
how I was, like, I'm getting older. You're like, and

(02:12:49):
you gotta make noise when you do it. Oh yeah, see,
And I thought about that. You know, I just chalk
it up for me being fat, you know, and out
of shape. I'm like, okay, I guess it's possible. Wanting
to eat earlier, right, eat dinner earlier. That's I gladly

(02:13:12):
do that. I I I'm not a four o'clocker like
you are, but I am. I am. I start making
dinner at five, like on schedule every day every day
instead of I'll just eat whenever. And I do know
is if I eat later seven, eight o'clock, it doesn't
farewell with me the next day. Yeah. Sure that might

(02:13:34):
be something to do with it. What about when you
have a favorite burner on your stove. I guess that
could be it. You can know you ooh m two
for ones at the grocery store. You're like, oh, yes, yes.

Speaker 8 (02:13:48):
Okay, getting excited about your kitchen appliances.

Speaker 1 (02:13:53):
Right. I got a new toaster, yeah right, so excited
to use this air fryer, get a new vacuum. New sheets.
New sheets are good, aren't they? When you have a
very vivid opinion about a pillow? Oh yeah, you're for
sure definitely getting older. There were some really good ones

(02:14:15):
that came in. We're gonna take a break and we'll
be back.

Speaker 4 (02:14:17):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Elsa's Morning Show
ninety km O D.

Speaker 1 (02:14:44):
Good morning, It's The Big Mad Morning Show nine eight
four six O K M O D. You can also
text BMMS and then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. We're giving away beer for
freaking a Friday. We've been asking people.

Speaker 17 (02:15:03):
To fill out a rope, fill out, figure out a
Rubik's cube, and send us the answer to this question.

Speaker 1 (02:15:08):
How do you know you're getting older? Sue is on
the line, high Sue, how are you?

Speaker 15 (02:15:14):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (02:15:14):
How are you good? Sue? How do you know you're
getting older?

Speaker 15 (02:15:19):
I got a new car in the spring, and I
got way too excited that the highway. I get forty
two miles to the gallon.

Speaker 9 (02:15:28):
It's got a smart mode, and you set to put
it in smart mode and set the cruise.

Speaker 15 (02:15:34):
And it drives for you. Practically. It's got lane control
and forty two miles to the gallon. I was way
too excited.

Speaker 2 (02:15:41):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:15:44):
That's I think the best answer we've gotten. Gimby, tell
her exactly what she's going to get.

Speaker 12 (02:15:50):
Lenzi knew she was getting older when that dumb trug
of hers turned into two sacks a wet laundry.

Speaker 1 (02:15:57):
Enjoy this case. Similar light extrap man you guys, so
you're great, hang on the line so you can get
your info and have a fantastic weekend. Guys, Thank you,
Thank you Lindsey for you. What is it that you
know for you when you get older.

Speaker 2 (02:16:12):
I think I.

Speaker 8 (02:16:13):
Started learning that I am getting older when I started
sleeping wrong. You know, like you wake up and you're like, oh,
I slept wrong last night, because you know, you used
to go to the gym to keep your six pack
in shape so you look good in your clothes, and
now I go to the gym just to decompress my spine.
You know, Like that's how I know I'm getting a

(02:16:35):
lot older.

Speaker 1 (02:16:36):
Okay, KIMPI I had thought about this, and I think
I think it's when I started smoking less, not cigarettes reavers,
you know what I mean, Because it used to be
an all day, every day thing, wake up boom, lunchtime boom,
ten minutes after lunch boom, you know, as whole after

(02:16:56):
work before I go to bed. I was just like,
you know, it's gotten down and maybe once or twice
a day, to be honest with you, mine's gonna be
when it takes me fifteen to thirty seconds to get
up off the floor. Yeah, that'll do it too. That's
how I was like, I'm getting older, You're like, and

(02:17:18):
you gotta make noise when you do it. Oh yeah, see.
And I thought about that. You know, I just chalk
it up to me being fat, you know, and out
of shape. I'm like, okay, I guess it's possible. Wanting
to eat earlier, right, eat dinner earlier. That's I gladly

(02:17:41):
do that. I I I'm not a four o'clocker like
you are, but I am. I am. I start making
dinner at five, like on schedule every day every day
instead of I'll just eat whenever. And I do know
is if I eat later seven eight o'clock, it doesn't
farewell with me the next day. Yeah, sure, that might

(02:18:04):
be something to do with it. What about when you
have a favorite burner on your stove? I guess that
could be it. You can know you ooh two for
ones at the grocery store, like oh yes, yes, okay.

Speaker 8 (02:18:19):
Getting excited about your kitchen appliances.

Speaker 1 (02:18:22):
Right, I got a new toaster, right, so excited to
use this air fryer. Get a new vacuum. New sheets.
New sheets are good, aren't they? When you have a
very vivid opinion about a pillow. Oh yeah, you're for
sure definitely getting older. There were some really good ones

(02:18:44):
that came in. We're going to take a break and
we'll be back.

Speaker 4 (02:18:47):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next. Elsa's Morning Shown.

Speaker 1 (02:18:52):
MD. Good morning, It's The Big Man Morning Show. Lindsay,

(02:19:15):
what'd you learn today?

Speaker 8 (02:19:18):
I learned that Gimby wants to oil wrestle you at
Oklahoma and The Big Man Morning Show traded in a
ditzy blonde for a ditsy brunette at least a mathematically
challenged one.

Speaker 1 (02:19:31):
Gimpy. What you learn today? I learned Lindsay thinks I'm
a hideous beast. Thanks.

Speaker 9 (02:19:36):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (02:19:38):
Sound good, That's all I got.

Speaker 10 (02:19:41):
I'm sexy as hell.

Speaker 1 (02:19:44):
The ugly is sin but you sound good. You are
not thanks up anyhow, And even the government can't stand
a bitch's voice. I learned Gimby wants me all oily
before he rolls around with me. And also learn you
know you're getting older when you're real you are the
same age as old people. Corbyn saying, make sure your
dishwasher is loaded right.

Speaker 8 (02:20:04):
It's stop tracking my cycle.

Speaker 1 (02:20:07):
This is gimpy daddy. Can I get a call.

Speaker 9 (02:20:18):
With John b.

Speaker 2 (02:20:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:20:24):
What dishapped?

Speaker 3 (02:20:27):
No, make some noise.

Speaker 1 (02:20:34):
Inter password Corbyn new messages. The Big Mad Morning Show
would like to take a minute to thank troops from
Oklahoma and all over the United States. These soldiers have sacrificed.
Give the Big Mad Morning Show before you the.

Speaker 13 (02:20:45):
Back like the total douchebags that they are total douchebag,
total incomplete douchebag.

Speaker 16 (02:20:51):
We honor and respect, honor and respect you.

Speaker 13 (02:20:54):
We honor and respect yous.

Speaker 1 (02:20:56):
Rock and roll less Tulsa.

Speaker 16 (02:21:00):
We try boys,