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I start collecting headlines for Friday, and occasionally I get
one that's just too good to waste in a Friday
headline only segment. And the one I'm going to read
for you right now is what an example of that

(04:34):
husband drugged wife recruited over seventy men to raper what
So A listener also sent this to me, and I
was like, I don't know, And there's obviously you don't
need me to tell you how heinous that is. Surely
you don't need my Northwest Missouri state degree in broadcasting

(04:57):
to tell you that is not a good thing. What
if this is some seletible fascialize the whie. Yeah, we'll
get to that, okay, But it's weird you were blaming her.
So for me, the obvious part of this, besides it

(05:17):
being horrible, is seventy men went along with, Yeah, this
looks like a good idea.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
Right, one is bad enough.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
But seventy not even ten, right, not twenty, not thirty,
not forty, not fifty not sixty seventy men went yeah,
this is a good idea. Reminds me of that scene
and is at an old school where a guy knocks
on the door. I'm here for the gang bang. Oh yeah.
I don't even know how one would recruit one, much

(05:47):
less seventy individuals. And I had to clarify this because
as I was talking with my wife about this earlier
this morning, she was like, oh, drugged like drugs, not
like grabbed to the event, right, oh, which is a
fair English language. Man, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Tell you it's early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Drug it's the exact correct term. Ok. Yeah, drugged and drugged? Yeah,
okay uh. And so to me, the seventy men that
are the ones that participated, should they get in trouble?

Speaker 8 (06:26):
Hell yes, yes, one hundred percent. Say more, they knowingly
are raping a woman against.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Her I don't know if they knowingly know they I
don't know if they know that. We don't know what
he said to her or they said to him that
the husband said to the seventy other.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
Men, she's she's drugged? Is she kindly during this time?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (06:54):
So if you're if you are raping an unconscious person,
that is illegal.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yes, Again, we don't know. People have weird kinks. I
don't know if that's a thing. If you you should
just know, Like, morals and laws are not the same thing.
So morally, yeah, you should go. Yeah, this person's unconscious.
I want no smoke here. Morally, I'm with you one
hundred percent. But I don't know. You would have to

(07:24):
prove they knowingly were aware. I don't know how unconscious
she was. I don't know what her state was when
they engage. I don't know. Because this is the problem.
You confuse morals with laws, not you will you and
you go? Ah, I mean he invited me over, I
like rape. She must be okay with it, right, he

(07:49):
invited not she? Again, you don't know. He could have
paraded as her. Those people could have shown up thinking
she was they were communicating with her.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
Yes, However, before you engage, you speak to the person
you're about to have sex with.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Again, I don't we don't know what the setup was. Oh,
Gimbee's buzzer in it straight out of the shoe. You
don't always communicate with people you have sex with. Yes,
but but but here's the deal. Here's the deal, though,
man and I said. I asked the question, what if
this was the wife's weird sexual fantasy, because people have
weird sexual fantasies like that, Hey, I'm going to be

(08:32):
laying in the bed. I want you to play intruder,
put a black mask on, come running in the room
and ravage me. Okay. Some people learn into that sort
of thing, So it's not out of the realm of
possibility for this woman to say, Hey, honey, I want
to be gang bang, but it's not your typical gang bang.
What do you mean, babe. Well, here's the deal. We're

(08:53):
going to quote unquote drug me and I want as
many dudes as you can round up up to come
in and have their way with me. I e. Just
come in and ripe me. Okay. So if if you're
the guy that's been recruited, guys like, hey, my wife's

(09:14):
uh freaky bitch, and she wants seventy dudes or as
many dudes as I can round up to come in
and have their way with her, and an intruder like scenario,
guys don't give a damn. They're like, Okay, that's a
piece of ass, and your wife's willing to give it up.
I'm in there's no communication with the wife, is strictly

(09:35):
with the guy that's setting it up, and then they
come in and do dabida.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
I hear that.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
But if that were the situation, then I feel that
this wouldn't have been a news story.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Then well, let me get to that, because apparently the
tally board has already jumped up since I found the story.
It's eighty three men, WHOA, I don't know what's your
past a certain number. But he apparently had twenty thousand

(10:05):
clips of his wife being raped over the years on
his phone, including himself doing this to her with three
other men. And apparently he got in trouble because he
was filming several women upskirt videos at a supermarket. That's

(10:28):
what kind of triggered all this, okay, And they say
she had no idea that this was happening, and some
of the assaults lasted for hours. She even contracted an
STD And he also had a photo of his daughter

(10:48):
nude on his phone. And apparently the daughter hadn't heard
a lot of these details and didn't hear him for
the first time until in court. And I think you
could probably make the argument, I don't know how long
it's been going on, like, am I is that even
my dad? Right? And how much time do you think

(11:10):
he could get in prison if he's convicted fifteen years?

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Okay, twenty most it's probably not even that long. Unfortunately, again,
this isn't another country. It's in France, so but it's
still a modern country.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Okay, ten to fifteen.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Twenty years, twenty years that he could be getting. That's
I think you should at least get a year for
every man you invited. I agree, that feels fair. So
this guy was taking upskirt videos and he got reported
and they searched his camera or his phone, and that's

(11:49):
where they founded everything. Yeah, found the video, start the investigation. Gotcha?
Got you? Well, knowing what I do know, now, you'd
like to maybe revise a statement. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's
totally wrong. Yeah, that's totally wrong because this guy is
a creebo. Now what if it was her sexual perversion,
does it still make it all right? I mean, he's

(12:11):
just doing what his wife asked him to do. Weird. Yes,
she says she didn't know any of it was happening.
Absolutely in the story. Absolutely, However, if it was lying
if it was one of her sexual perversions. Is it right?
Is it still morally right or wrong? So you're just
saying hypothetically, hypothetically yeah, because he's just doing what she

(12:31):
wanted him to do.

Speaker 8 (12:32):
Then I feel like then it's on her then, and
it wouldn't have been a story. We probably wouldn't have
known about it, and that's their business.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I mean, criminally, No, I love my wife more than
almost everything in this world. If she propositioned this to me,
I'm doing a hard nor. This is getting in the
same Manila folder as a dog man, all right. So

(13:01):
I hear you on that. Wow, I do wow, And
I understand. I understand where you're coming from. I understand
your point. So, but if this is something your wife
really really wants to do and you're like, no, I'm good,
there's a chance that she still do it without your nawl,

(13:22):
that's a different thing. I don't think you can make
decisions in life about hypotheticals. You have to go with
your boundaries, your code and make decisions based off that.
And for me, I know my mental runway the length
of it, and I know what I can and cannot
handle mentally, right, And I get that, And so for
me it is a hard no. If we If I

(13:44):
say no and she chooses to do all this chaos,
that's a different cut thing. That's obviously I had a boundary.
You didn't respect it. What are we doing? Gotcha? And
then that's grounds for divorce. Yes, you clearly aren't taking
my feeling and emotions about something so intimate into account.
I'm not saying I'm do not control you. I'm not

(14:05):
telling you no. If you want to do that, that's
on you. I think you got to give partners in
life rope to hang themselves and let it be on
them to decide if they care about you. And so
yes for me, hard no. What about you, gimbie? What
if you watch the video after she did it anyway
and you're like, oh, that's kind of hot. No, I

(14:27):
don't know why you're trying to talk me into this.
H No. I feel like I made it pretty clear
that this is not a go for me, not in
a gang bang, This is a Disney world for me.
This is a dog right, hard No, I will stand
on this. This is my Roman Empire. I will fight this.

(14:47):
Plant your flag man, Yeah, yeah, surely you guys know
me enough. I'm not a wavering guy. If I make
my decision, I'm pretty much there. How about you, gimbie.
I do love my wife and I want her to
be happy. And if it takes eighty three guys to
run a train on her, then I get you too. No,

(15:09):
that's not I'm good. I'm good on that man. I've
been with enough slutty bitches in my time. I'm good
spoiler exactly. And she may have been drugged, we don't know, drunk,
but whatever, what's the difference. But you didn't know because

(15:31):
this guy, this sat new this, this guy was aware. Yeah,
his wife was the previous model of the Chase Chuck fraud.
Everybody was trying to get in on it. Your friend
tells you, Hey, man, I'm gonna go. I can't, I
can't stay. I gotta go meet up. I'm gonna go
have sex with this lady. Oh sweet, Yeah, this guy

(15:52):
contacted me. I met him in line at the store.
Oh cause I don't know where you meet people like
that tell you things like this, but uh, and yeah,
he's gonna drug his wife and I'm gonna rape her.

Speaker 8 (16:02):
What what the f is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Have fun with that? Bro? Is that what you would say?
I don't want any part of it. La la la
la la la la la la la. I know nothing
because then now you're you're incriminated because you knew you're
a part of my knowledge of the criminal act yet exactly. Man,
So it's like, listen, you're gonna do what you want
to do. I don't want to hear anymore. Go on,
bye bye. I would be like, I think you're confused

(16:35):
on our friendship. Right, we don't have a you tell
me all your deepest, darkest things friendship. Yeah, right, we
have a yes, you can borrow my truck friendship that
I don't. By the way, I don't want a truck,
but a right, right. I think people confuse like, bitch,
I hate your therapist. Uh, you can borrow my truck,
it's just not my wife. Yeah. Try not to put
me in litigious situations.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
I feel like, depending on how good of a friend
they are, i'd have to like kidnap that person and
make sure.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
That they don't make a different crime.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
Yeah, Like, no, you're not going there, You're staying here
with me.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Hold them against their will. Yes, so that crime you're
completely okay with.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
Yeah, because you're going to go to jail if you
do this.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
See, morals are a really fascinating thing that people have.
So you're good with committing crimes.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
Yeah, Like, they're not going to turn me in for
keeping them.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Their partner, may their friend, may somebody else may be like,
what are you doing holding somebody against their will? That's
the thing about kidnappers. It's always a fifty to fifty
thought process. Hey, fifty percent of the people kidnapped don't
want to do it, so you I'm sure every kidnappers like,
they won't turn me in. So this text here says
not to be confused or disguised as C and C

(17:49):
consensual non consent. What is I don't know what I
saw that too. I don't know what is that a
real thing? I don't know because that's not my lifestyle,
to be honest with you, lifestyle. I'm a med. Yeah,
that's a sexual lifestyle, man, Like, what is it? Consensual?
Non monogamous? Okay, between me and my partner, we've got it,

(18:13):
and you know, we've got a rule where you know,
we can bang whoever we want. You know, we're not
monogamous in our relationships. It's part of the BDSM community. Okay, Okay, Yes,
I think there's a difference if I hire a mistress
or I engage in a relationship with a mistress to
whoop my ass, crush my testicles, all these things. She's

(18:36):
not asking me every time because we've entered into an
agreement beforehand, exactly, and in this particular instance, it would
be we have an agreement, My wife and I have
an agreement that it's okay for these guys to come
in and rape you. It's just a sexual fantasy. Like
I had mentioned before. Okay, that's not the case in
this particular story, but we know of Yeah, but to me,

(18:59):
all right, So the idea that it's some sort of
key that she gave permission for some sort of BDSM
control dominance thing, did it just become a slippery slope, right,
And she has the right at any time to come
back and go I take back my consent. That's not
what we discussed. Absolutely. Well, no, you said anything, You

(19:21):
said anything, and I said anything, and you said anything, right, Ah, right?
But can she do that after the fact, Yes, after
the fact, after these eighty three guys, after these that's
number six twenty three on the September fifth, Yes, hearing
about ten minutes gonna be yesterday. It was seventy five guys,

(19:42):
After all these dudes run through her and it's all
said and done and she's lived her sexual kink out, right,
can she, I guess hindsight look back and be like, wow,
eighty three was quite a bit. I'm all sticky. I
don't want to do this ever again. Don't confuse regret
and consent. Yeah, yeah right, those aren't the same thing.

(20:02):
But the taking back to consent though, like, from this
point forward, we will never do this again. But you
can't come back and be like, wow, well, I mean
I wanted to do it, and then I did it,
and then I didn't. I didn't like it, So now
I want him in trouble for it. Yeah, no, you
it's I think you're dumbing down the statement, the idea

(20:22):
of consent, and when you give a blanket consent isn't
That's why I said the thing, like you mean anything
anything you said anything, right, that's not consent. Right. The
idea of like, that's not what I meant is totally
allowable in a relationship between two people. I do agree
that maybe you shouldn't give a blanket consent, right, but

(20:45):
you have the right as a human being to say
that's not what I meant at any point and anything.
Now because the number is more popular than you know,
you're getting some public backlash. I think that that that
feels more like a regret statement. Right then, I take
that's not what I meant. Sure, what's the different again?
What's the different in eighty three and seventy right exactly?

(21:07):
And at what point in time do you take your
consent back at number fifty seven? I think when she
found out it was happening, maybe their fantasy was He's like, hey,
I've always wanted to drug you to have sex this.
I mean that coin can be on both sides, right
where he was like, I've always wanted to have sex
with a woman and drug her. That could have been
a thing, and then he just kind of piled on

(21:28):
after that.

Speaker 7 (21:28):
Or it was just to have a video of you having.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Sex passed out drugged. I mean, it's again, it's possible
he could slippery slope man musa muffin. Yeah, yeah, Well,
this guy is obviously the pervert in the story, you know,
because pervert feels like a little kid, like a fourteen
year old boy who wants to masturbate in his couch, right,
this is the couch. I'm just saying, like, get what
you're saying. Yeah, but that feels like a pervert. This

(21:54):
feels like a demented soul. This is more of a
sexual penus menacing to Boon's type of like behavior. Yeah, psychopathic,
complete disregard for everyone. Yeah, yeah, the eighty three men,
his child, his wife, her family, Like, completely psychopathic. This

(22:17):
isn't perverted. No again, to me, perverted is like I
like to wear women's underwear. I guess there's different levels
of perversion, but your point's taken. It just feels mild.
Oh yeah, sexual devian then guy's a sexual deviance. I
think psychopath feels really like fair bullseye. This is a psychopath.

(22:39):
Just because he didn't kill anybody doesn't make him. You
don't have to be a psycho kill someone to make
them a psychopath. He's gotta be out of your goddamn
mind like this Like this, for sure, it is a
someone's like maybe this is a weird cuck roll possible,
but he engaged in a lot of it, and according
to the twenty two thousand film clips, he has Where

(23:02):
do you people store this stuff? I can't take a
freaking picture because my memory is full. It's an external
five terabyte hard drive. That is some work. Okay, I
gotta plug in the phone. I gotta I need to
have more room for tonight's gang bang of my dearly
dearly loved wife. Happy anniversary cake smash blank, my blank

(23:27):
and blank. It's a weird gift for someone's anniversary. I
can't control my horny level. Yeah, sidebar with down a
Chris Hansen rabbit hole. He's still doing that? Is he still? Yeah?
He does it just online. I guess, Okay, it's he
just like that role so much that he's like, you know,
bread butter, that is him. That's it. So maybe it

(23:51):
doesn't continue to you know, I'm pretty sure it's ABC. Nonetheless,
they think they got sued. They yeah, in trapman, I
think they got sued. And they were like, yeah, we
don't want this is a good showing on. We're for
that fight. But this feels a little. Chris Hansen's like,
you know, I really like doing this what you say
you're doing here. But the guy was like super. He

(24:12):
was like, my wife won't talk to me. I just
want to feel desired. I didn't know the person was
a kid, and I just want to be to I
just wanted to feel desired. You're like, like, make you
feel sorry for this, squizo, No, because I think you
crossed a line and you made a decision. But I
can identify with the idea and have empathy for the

(24:32):
idea of being alone and wanting to be desired institute,
though not for everyone. I mean, come on, some people
don't some people don't believe in that, okay, And some
people think meeting someone online is a fully acceptable way
to engage in a relationship. I understand that rather than
pay for it. But I mean, hold on, we'll get

(24:54):
to you. I'd like to think that you know, he
knows that he's talking to a young child, But I
guess that's what I'd like to think that too, that
they get caught up in that, but just to forgo
any kind of, you know, trouble that you may get into,
which is worse so far as jail time, okay, soliciting

(25:15):
a prostitute or sex with a minor a minor every time, yeah,
exactly everything, So at least in my head anyway, I'm like,
it's you're gonna get in less trouble. You're safer quote
unquote to go ahead and go on back page Craigslist,
go down to the street corner and find you some
street walker, a prostitute of sorts, pay them the hundred

(25:37):
bucks to do what your wife won't do, and cuddle
with you afterwards. You know, as opposed to taking the
chance to meet with somebody online. You have no idea
who they are, You don't know their rage. You see
what I'm saying. I think it's a lot safer to
go find a whrror somewhere. Let me paint a picture
for you though, and then we'll get to lindsay, and
that is you've met people online, yes, yeah, and you've

(25:58):
made an assumption that they are of age es Yeah,
for sure. And then you you are like, when I
meet them, I will verify if they are on the
of age or not. Yes, sure in some way? Yeah yeah, yeah.
You don't ask for their ID? No, okay, So it
isn't a giant misstep, assuming they didn't in their chat.
Go I'm fourteen, and you go, sounds good, right, you

(26:21):
make an assumption, and then when you meet you make
an assumption. Right, you don't ask for their ID, so
it is plausible. I see. Now here's the thing though,
because I've seen those videos. Sorry I'm not trying to block,
but but I've I've watched to Catch a Preditor, and
I've watched those those videos to where the guy shows

(26:43):
up at the house right and this the person they meet,
opens the door right and bites them on it's like
a kid. Yeah, exactly, that's the moment right there where
you should like, I'm out out, I don't. You don't
have to. Hey, let me see you're ride shouldn't go
to their house. Let's just start with that, right, absolutely,

(27:03):
But even if you meet up at a hotel room
or something like that, you know, we'll meet up at
the coming go and we'll go, you know, park up
on the hill somewhere. The moment you see them, yeah
and they look younger than eighteen, Yeah, then that's the
moment you're like, I got I don't disagree, but they don't,
don't They continue with it. I don't disagree, but I

(27:23):
will argue to counter arguing that point. As we see
celebrities get with younger people all the time, so we
don't understand it gets normalized to be with a younger person.
I'm not saying underage. I'm saying younger, right, right, twenty
one and fifty five, yes, yeah, And so then you're like, well,
that's good enough for me. Yeah, it's good enough for

(27:44):
dang cook, it's good enough for me. Yeah, you don't
understand that it's good for Jerry Seinfeld. It's good for me.
We could keep going, right.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Okay, So to Catch a Predator.

Speaker 8 (27:54):
The reason it really got canceled was because in two
thousand and eight it had really high ratings.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
People loved watching this show.

Speaker 8 (28:02):
But back in two thousand and eight, Assistant District Attorney
in Rockwell County, Texas, Lewis Conrad was caught talking to
a volunteer who was acting as a thirteen year old boy,
and their conversation escalated, and this assistant DA knew that
when the camera crew and police broke into his home
with cameras, the Assistant DA knew his life was about

(28:26):
to be over, and he grabbed a gun and shot himself.
That's live television, on camera, excuse me.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
And so that'd be a while to do that show
live would be fantastic. Yeah, Netflix, that's on you.

Speaker 8 (28:39):
And so the production company was like, you know what,
we we can't.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, no, that's a little bit more. Yeah, you know, yeah,
so that's why. But how many people that were on
that show ended up killing themselves. They were good with
that just when they did. In the presence for them,
they're like, well this feels real all of a sudden,
Right is your daddy? All right? We got to take
that way much longer, but we gotta take a break.
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Man uses duct tape to keep tree from falling. This
is in Richmond, Virginia, where residents are stumped over what
to do about an unsafe tree near their home, so
he turned to duct tape to keep the tree upright
while he waits for action from this city. Ed Williamson
is the guy's name. He noticed what he thinks is

(30:17):
an elm tree. It's a huge bitch of a tree.
The tree is an elm and it's splitting down the middle.
He noticed it about a month ago, and to try
and keep it from falling, he got crafty and he
wrapped it in duct tape. He says that it's holding
the tree together, but not really. Williamson's not exactly sure

(30:39):
why the tree began to split, but said he thinks
it's because one side is heavier than the other and
has more branches. In addition to the tape, he added
a sign to warn people about parking underneath it, but
he says it doesn't seem to stop people from parking there.
Williamson says that he's lived in his home with his
wife since two thousand and eight and said he rema

(31:00):
remembers when the tree was planted. It grew so much
over the years that he feels it could be unsafe.
He said that he's just really concerned about cars, and
if it falls, it's going to fall on three houses
he pointed out towards his neighbor's homes. Williamson said that
he and his neighbor alerted the City of Richmond about

(31:20):
the tree in hopes of it getting chopped down. According
to the city records, the first request was submitted by
his neighbor on August twelfth, who also made a call
on August twenty second. Then a third request was submitted
on September second. He went out on a limb and
marked the trunk with a red marker where the tree
initially split to keep track of it, but the problem

(31:41):
splintered as the duct tape around it keeps getting tighter
and tighter and the split is growing. He says that
he's I don't go to sleep worrying about it, but
you know, every time you come out and see the split,
it's getting worse. The city told the news outlet that
the tree is on a removal list, but it can't
confirm how long it will be before someone can actually

(32:03):
come take it down. So if it does fall and
hit houses. The city then pays for the damages.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Depends on where it's at. And this is it in
an easement? I don't know. Yeah, is it on city property.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
It's on city property.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
So why is he defacing city property? Then? Right to me,
this is an old man with a lot of free time.
And I hate stories like this because it's an opportunity
to use things like, Oh, they went out on a
limb to try and fix it. They're stumped on what
the dough. Yeah, I would be pissed though, sure, but

(32:44):
that doesn't it could happen anywhere. Yeah, it's a weird
thing to be worth it. I feel like there's a
lot of problems in life to be focused on this
rather than something else.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Well, they probably don't have. It's probably a neighborhood without
an HOA, because if they did, then.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
It's not an HOA responsibility.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Well they could, and HOA could use the money to
have a tree company come and take it down and
remove it.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Okay, it's on the list. I don't know what the
city Again, this man has nothing else to worry about. Yeah,
that sounds about right. I'm just worried about other people,
but not enough to actually do something about it. I'm
not putting my money on the line. No Christ Duck Tea.
Maybe he doesn't have it, but I'm just saying he's

(33:27):
complaining a lot. Louisville porch pooper strikes again. This comes
out of Kentucky, where this anonymous homeowner says this random
person is visited his home four times last week and
then twice again over the Labor Day weekend. And it
says that the latest visits were on September first and

(33:50):
September second. The first time, the man crapped on the
porch and then ran away. So what's the guy do?
He goes out there on the porch, he gets puts
some kitty litter out there, and they a loud sonic
speaker and uh and hopes to scare the porch pooper away.
He says, I guess it worked because during a second visit,
the guy went to cramp on the porch and I

(34:11):
guess the speaker's kicked in and that's when the guy
ran away and the police are still looking for the
porch pooper. The video is amazing. He's looking in windows
like he knows what he's doing. This isn't like somebody
who's drunk, er, lost or whatever. This person's doing it
for a reson makes me wonder what this person did

(34:34):
to that other person to make them want to poop
on their porch. What would it take for you? You know,
that's a good question. I mean, to poop on somebody's porch,
owe me money that like a like a decent amount
of money, and you're not paying it back. Okay, how
much you know, like maybe a hunter box hundred bucks
you're gonna pone's bad. Yeah. I think if you owe

(34:57):
me like maybe a Hunter bos a couple hundred box
or whatever, and you're you know, it's gone sixty days,
sixty days, yeah, sure, yeah, yeah yeah. And then I'm like,
all right, well this guy isn't gonna be giving me
my money. I'm just gonna go ahead and cramp on
his porch. I mean, if you poop on my porch,
you're not getting your money for sure, now, Oh absolutely absolutely.

(35:21):
And that's cost me more than that to deal with it.
That's swamp pooping on your.

Speaker 7 (35:24):
Porch because you don't worry about it anymore.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
In Alabama, Oh sorry, gotta read the headline. First man
dies after a Florida hospital removes wrong organ. An Alabama
man died at the hospital he went to have an
organ removed, and they picked the wrong one. The Pensacola
News Journal says, seven year old William I don't need that.
Brian of Muscle Shoals and his wife were visiting their

(35:47):
condo in the Panhandle last month when he started not
feeling well and had a sharp pain in his left side.
He was admitted to a local hospital to have his
spleen removed. Instead, doctors removed his liver. His families lawyer
says Brian died of catastrophic blood loss and called it
one of the most egregious cases of medical malpractice that

(36:09):
he's ever been involved with. The hospital says it doesn't
come on active litigation. Wow, they don't want to say, yeah,
we messed.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
Up exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
That sucks though for the family, I mean because that,
you know, removing your splane, you know, yeah, you can
live without that, sure? Why not? Well and you think
everything's fine because why they're doctors. They spend eight years
going to college and they know things. Yeah, and then
oh moly, I was looking to see if Florida was
a cap on malpractice state and there are no caps

(36:46):
in place for economic economic damages in a Florida malpractice case,
which means, uh, you can there are no limit to
the compensation that is available. Hey, they died. This isn't
like hey, the wrong leg they died. Didn't get to
say goodbye. Nope, right, it was like, hey, I'll be

(37:07):
right back right. How much you're doing for Lindsay, Oh.

Speaker 8 (37:15):
I mean I want to be taken care of. I
want my kids taken care of. I want my grandkids
taken care of. Oh, one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
One hundred million dollars, gimpie, I was going to say,
seventy three million dollars and a wing of the hospital
named after me. Why is it named that? Well, let
me take you something. Yeah, I'll like good. Fifty seventy million.
I think that that's that's a pretty good number. All
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GIMPI wants to talk about.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Crown the world, Take mine strong hand, get on, give
train moments, give trainn world, take my trum hand, get
on the damn train.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Train And I wasn't ready, but that's okay because I
am not nothing wrong with a good cream pie. Sue.
Did anybody go home and watch sleep Away Camp last night?
I did? I did. Not. You my friend are missing
out on a gem of a movie. So you and home.

(40:42):
Got your hamburger helper all done? Uh? Huh? How'd you know?
I had hamburger helper for dinner last night? That's wild
because you're a hamburger helper guy. Your solo menu is
pretty limited. Uh, but yes, carry on, Hamburger helper was done.
Got the recliner arched back. Put to your beer over here,
the bowl or the pan of Himberger helper on your

(41:04):
belly and hit the remote on your big ass TV.
Uh huh uh hit the uh. And I sat back
and I watched not just the first sleep Away Camp,
but the sequel that went with it. I got about
halfway through the sequel before I fell sleep because it
was so good, or you couldn't find the remote. I

(41:26):
wanted to see what this was about. Okay, the first one.
I made it all the way through, all right, And
this is a twisted ass movie. Right. So the the
movie we're talking yesterday, Corbin had brought up some movie
trivia and this was a scary movie that he had
brought up that none of us had ever heard of.

(41:47):
And so we do some digging up on it, and
he starts talking about Corman talks about this one scene
where this young girl was molested in the kitchen. Right,
sounds yea horrific. So both of ours, yours and I,
because you said it to You're like, I kind of
want to watch this movie. The only difference is I
went home and watched the movie, right, not for the

(42:08):
molestation scene, but just I want to see how twisted
this movie is. And so the movie opens up and
it's this young boy and a young girl maybe six
and five of age, and they're at the lake with
their dad. Mom's dead, right, single dad, which come to
find out later on in the movie, he's Gary nonetheless.

(42:31):
So they're in the lake. They're on the sailboat and
there's a couple of teens driving a boat. They're hauling
his gal on some skis in the back right, and
this girl's like, oh, why not drive the boat, and
the boys like, nah, man, you can't drive the boat.
She's like, oh, come on, police, we let you drive
the boat anyhow, So she drives the boat not paying
attention and rams right into this boat with the two

(42:54):
kids and the dad on it right, runs right over,
kills the dead. The sister leaves the boy alive, like
right away. This is the starting movie, straight up, get
right to the movie, all right, and then flash forward
a couple of years later. Again I think the boy
was like, let's just say maybe like eight at the time.

(43:16):
Flash forward the kids now like fourteen, and they moved
to this scene to where it's a young boy and
this young girl and their preteen on the in their teens,
fourteen maybe fifteen years old, and they're living with the ant, right,
and the ant sends them to sleep away camp. It's
a summer camp, okay, And uh so I'm like, all right,

(43:41):
well this is interesting. Keep in mind this is total
eighties movie, early eighties, right. All the dudes are dressed
up in short shorts and cut off shirt. It's four
inch shorts. Oh god, this is so screaming ladies. Yes,
and and and so they they arrive at the camp.
It's Rick and his cousin Angela, right, that arrive at

(44:03):
the camp, and they're running through. They're excited them and
all the other kids. They're excited to get to where
they need to go for the camp. Is Ricky the
kid who survived the boat accident? No, okay, that gets
we figure all that out later on. This movie is
great because it keeps you wandering through the entire movie
of who the killer is in this movie, and you

(44:25):
don't find out to the very end, and you say, oh,
holy s I was not expecting that at all. Was
So the boat accident happens, and then it transitions to
this camp and you don't know which character you're seeing,
No carrot, Actually you have no idea who they are. Okay,
so the scene I had to record this in. This
is the scene when the kids are running through the

(44:47):
camp to get where they need to go, and they
run past the kitchen staff. Now, if you remember, Corbyn,
you had mentioned that the guy in the kitchen is
the one who molests the little girl in the kitchen. Yeah. Right,
these lines that I'm about to play right here, that
made me say, oh my god, what the hell am
I watching? Okay, okay, hold on, you're ready, hold on,
hold on, okay, I gotta mentally put my header on this.

(45:10):
So you're watching this and you either pause it and
record it with your phone, or this morning you go
on and find it online so you can record it in.
I recorded it in off of Amazon bit private. Okay.
Because also we'll get to this later, the notes that
I took on this. If you didn't know that I
was talking about a movie, you'd think I'm some sick

(45:31):
o person that with kids. We'll go over that. I
love your dedication to researching this. This is fantasm. I'm
having so much fun right now. This is great. So
this scene happens, the kids are running through the camp.
You've got a camp counselor and the guy that owns
the camp and they're like ooh dah blah blah blah
blah blah. And then these kids run past the kitchen
staff and this is the scene with the kitchen staff

(45:53):
as the kids were running by. Let me, okay, here
we go.

Speaker 10 (45:58):
Look at all that young where I come from.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
The calm baldis makes your.

Speaker 10 (46:05):
Mouth water, don't it, Addie.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
They are too young to even understand.

Speaker 10 (46:10):
But on your mind, then good buddy. There ain't no
such a thing as being too young. You're just too old.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
So it was at that point that way I disclaimer
that is from a movie that Gimpie wanted to watch
and is now recommending for everyone. Go ahead, keep going.
I am recommending it to everyone. Dude, this is a
twisted ass movie. It's at that point that I'm like,
what the hell did I just get myself into? All right,
but this is in like the first five to ten

(46:41):
minutes of the movie, so I'm like, I won't keep
on watching. I'm won't keep on watching. So as the
movie goes through, you got the main characters, Ricky and
then his cousin, Angela. Angela is a very silent, quiet
type of girl. She's not eating, she's not making any friends,
and and one of the camp counselors is like, hey,

(47:02):
you haven't eaten in three days. How about I take
you back to the kitchen and see if we can't
find you something that you would like to eat. And
she just kind of okay, keep in mind, doesn't say anything,
just goes with it. So they go back to the kitchen,
they meet the head chef, which the head chef is

(47:23):
the one that said this line right here by they.

Speaker 10 (47:27):
Are too young to you even understand, but on your mind.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Then good buddy.

Speaker 10 (47:32):
There ain't no such a thing as being too yeng.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
That's the head chefs. The head chef speaking of this guy. Yeah,
the he is about six and a half feet tall,
maybe three fifty four hundred pounds, big guy. He brings
the camp counselor, brings Angela in to meet the chef.
He puts down a gold can of Miller Lite or

(47:54):
a Miller highlightlight, right, and he talks to this girl
and he's like, yeah, I can find you something eat.
Come with me into the walk in and we'll find
you something to eat. And that's where the molestation scene
comes in. Okay, So here is the molestation scene that

(48:14):
was in question, you're going to play it. It's not
as bad as you think. I feel like you can't
put that in essence, trust me on this one. And
if you if Corbyn, if you think it's bad enough,
we've got a button for that. So long, just because
I'm not excited about playing somebody getting molested if I
understand completely. But it'll make sense after I play the scene.

(48:34):
All right, So here is the scene in the walk in,
creepy head Chef and Angela the quiet girl.

Speaker 10 (48:43):
To answer, see anything you like, I can help you decide.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Sure are sweet little cupcake agent, You're gonna like real good.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
That's that's that's the whole scene. I remember we talked about,
like how is it portrayed? How do they imply exactly?
So at this point that's so bro I'm so uncomfortable
right now, I know, as was I watching the movie.
That is intense. Man. The guy never actually molests her
in the walk in. There is no molestation scene. He

(49:23):
undoes his belt and then Ricky comes running in and
sees what's going on. The head chef freaks out, freaks
out on Ricky, slams him up against the wall, yells
at him, tells him not to say anything, and then
Ricky and Angela run out, and that's that. He punches
a few boxes, the angry chef does, and then that's

(49:44):
that all right. So after that scene, the head chef
is working in the largest stockpot that I've ever seen
in my life. The stockpot has got to be at
least four feet tall. This thing is huge, and he
has to get on a chair in order to put
stuff in it. Anyhow, so out of nowhere this arm.
The chef is standing on a chair, This arm comes

(50:05):
out of nowhere and pulls the chair out from underneath them.
Stockpot falls on the chef, ends up, boiling his skin,
kills him. Right. So basically, in this movie, this killer
essentially that. Again, the movie keeps you trying to figure
out who the killer is the entire time. Right goes

(50:26):
through and kills anybody who has made fun of or
harmed Angela, the quiet Girl, in any way whatsoever. Now,
there is this one character. Her name is Judy, and
she is one of the campers there, and she was
at the camp previous year with Ricky, but without Angela,
and she developed between seasons, if you know what I mean.

(50:50):
So she's getting all this attention from all the other boys.
She's a total sea. Next Tuesday Like, I hate this bitch.
I've never hated a kid ever in a movie before,
but I'm like, this bitch needs to get what she deserves.
And she does because during the movie, as Judy the seat,

(51:10):
you Next Tuesday, fifteen year old who thinks she's better
than goddamn everybody else. She's in her camp, in her bunk,
and she's she was curling her hair with a curling iron,
and then all of a sudden, here comes the mysterious
arm again, and Judy says, oh, it's you, what do
you want? And then bam, the arm socks her right

(51:32):
in the face, knocks her out right, and then they
lift her up onto the bed. Keep in mind, you
don't know who the killer is at this point in
tying in, So the killer puts her up on the bed,
flips her over, and then proceeds to sodomize her with
a hot curling Okay, get past that point. There is

(51:57):
a part in the movie where there's this camp counselor
he's got these youngins. This sleep away camp is for
anybody from like eight to eighteen. So you got a
bunch of perverted teenagers who are all just trying to score, right,
and you've got some young kids in there as well.
Camp counselor is out sleeping under the stars with about huh.

(52:17):
There's like six of the youngins, right, the young eight
year olds right. Two of them wake up, I'm cold.
I want to go inside, and then the camp counselor
is like, it'll be fine.

Speaker 7 (52:26):
They're like, but not really want to.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
So he's like, all right, fine, takes the two back
to camp, leaves the other four alone in the woods
sleeping under the stars.

Speaker 7 (52:41):
Oh my gosh, that's what's happen.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Well, that's when the camp counselor came back and then
found these four youngins brutally murdered with the hatchets by
this killer that is on the camp. People are texting
in what is the movie we're talking about? Sleep Away
sleep Away Camp is the name of the movie. It's
on Prime eighties from the eighties. It's on Prime video,
as is the sequel, sleep Away Camp too. We'll talk

(53:07):
about that in a minute. So anyway, go through all that,
more people are bullying angela quiet girl. She finally starts
talking to this one guy that she it was one
of Rickey's friends, so she kind of opens up to
him a little bit. Nonetheless, all these other assholes are
getting killed the end of the movie. I'm gonna spoil
it for you, but you gotta watch it anyway. The
end of the movie, they start recamping on who Angela is.

(53:34):
So remember that boy in the beginning of the movie
who was on the boat with his sister and his dad,
and his dad and sister got ran over and the
boy got sent to the ants house. The aunt is
a crazy bitch, started dressing the boy up and girl clothes,
making him grow his long hair out, and now this
boy is a girl. Okay, so people are dying. The

(53:59):
end of the movie, Angela, the quiet girl, is sitting
on the beach with this boy that she had taken
a liking to. But the thing is, she's sitting there
holding his severed head. So everybody freaks out, Oh my god,
what's going on? Angela stands up, turns around, full frontal

(54:24):
nudity on this child, shows little baby dog and everything.
I said, what the hell is going on here? And
come to find out, Angela, who is really the boy
who is now believed that as a girl, is the
actual killer of everybody in the movie. So then that

(54:46):
turns into a sequel later on because the movie was
so awesome, we've got to make a second one. And
this is the part because Angela ran away never was busted.
The camp gets shut down. Angela a few years later,
as a young adult, starts working at another camp down
the road, okay, and then starts taking out people that

(55:12):
she doesn't agree with in the camp sequel of them
like the camp stayed open. No, it's a different camp.
It's a different camp. First part of the movie, I'm
already seeing boobs on these these campers that are in
and now they're they're not kids, they're seven to eighteen nineteen.
They are older kids, but like they're nineteen year old's

(55:32):
going to camp. I don't know, man. But nonetheless, and
I'm like, okay, that's a little weird. But like there's
a couple of people that Angela didn't she didn't like
so she would quote send them home, which she's just
killing them right the train station must pretty much basically
it starts off. They're gathered around this campfire and this
one camp counselor is telling these other ones about the

(55:56):
sleep Away camp and the murders that happened there, and
Angela's like, you go to come with me, and so
she takes her off into the woods and ends up,
you know, whacking her in the head with log and
kills her because she was telling the story about all
the murders. At the other camp, there was a group
of stoner girls who are partying and drinking. She didn't

(56:17):
lack them Forna, Kate and whatnots. So she barbecues one
sister right, has the other one laid out on a
grate that's unconscious, and she finally comes to and when
she comes to, she raises up and bam, right in
her face is her tarboiled sister. Now, the sister that
is still alive is tied to the grate. So Angela

(56:39):
what does she do? Pours gasoline all over her and
sets the fire and then blazes the other sister. And
That's about as far as I got before I fell asleep.
So I'm gonna have to go back home and watch
the rest of sleep Away Camp two when I get
home today now, because I'm running out of time. I
wanted to go over my notes from this movie, because again,

(57:00):
if you didn't know what I was talking about, you
would think I am a sicko that has something to
do with kids and is writing notes about him. Here's
my notes. Note number one. Kid's running in scene, the
one that I was telling you about. Does it seem harmless? Harmful?
The walk in scene again, girl in cabin scene, okay,

(57:21):
And that was the sodomy scene. There's a point where
there's a girl in the shower. It just says here older,
girl in shower scene. I older. There's the one about
the camp counselor and the kids. There's another one here
says camp owner beats a kid nearly to death for
thinking he's the killer. I said, And then I had

(57:41):
at the end, and then the other notes here for
the sequel the killer. They were talking about the killer.
One kid was like, oh, I heard she's still alive
and she's living in Hollywood and playing the dark haired
girl on the Facts of Life. You know who that is.
It's funny. I thought that was kind of funny. Lots
of boobs, barbecue sisters. There's a handy raid and the sequel.
And then I've got a note on here where the

(58:04):
girl Angela pulls out electric drill in the car and
drills as Girl's Head. It's a twisted series of movies
that I do recommend. Keep in mind you're going to
be highly uncomfortable. So a little research I did yesterday
on this. Three things I found out Mike the situation
from Jersey Shore. His younger brother is in the movie

(58:25):
Weird two. They made it for three hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. It made eleven million in the box office. Wow,
that's a hit. And the third one is that from
a production standpoint, they were so behind schedule, and you
tell me if this tracks can be They threw the
storyboards away and just kind of improvised the storyline as
it went along. That sounds about right. And we got

(58:46):
people texted in. Apparently there's a third and a fourth
yep iteration of this movie, so I'm gonna have to Uh,
I'm gonna have to watch those anyhow, sleep Away Camp
weren't the watch.

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There's nothing wrong with a good cream. Pey.

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you're gonna be on the running for free Night's Day
and Dinner for two at Carver's on nineteenth at the
hard Rock as the grand prize. But you got to
win to be eligible to win the grand prize, and
we're gonna do that right now with Schnip Schnapschner. Current
record Gimbie Well, I am leading with thirteen. Lindsay has ten,
you have eight. Last Week's Winter that would be Lindsay

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so corbyin and gimpi at nine one eight four six
oh kmod nine one eight four six oh KMOD. Let's
go to the phones. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? I'm sorry what is your name?

Speaker 10 (01:00:37):
Beth?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Beth? Who do you want to give? Clues? Gimpier Corbin
ooh on my Corbin, All right, Beth. Sixty seconds on
the clock. Timers starts after the first clue. Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
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but the coaxial the device that transfer there you go. Uh.
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you have to put the vessel upside down and then
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the cup game, the flip it close Uh red red
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Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Surfers say this when they're like see you later or whatever,
the like number later, number number bigger than nine. Ten.
I want to do this to my Okay, Uh, yeah,
Bet we were having a dramatic miscommunication. But I don't know.

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I don't know, girl, I don't know. Maybe it's the
phone system. But three is what we got. Might be
good enough. Yeah, I agree, that might be good enough
for the wind. So hang on the line. Okay, Okay,
I heard, I know that. Okay, A right, I have
heard that. Okay, I'm gonna go out with my friends. Okay, right,
do whatever you want. Good morning, you're on the air.

(01:02:31):
What is your name? Brianna? Brianna? You and GIMPI have
to beat three? Are you ready? Yeah? All right, we
got this. Uh. Ok let's see here so far, Like
when it comes to like businesses, you have privately owned
local businesses, and then you have these other ones that
are owned by like major what commercial, corporate, corporate? There

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you go, what's the opposite of short? Uh? This is
a lady who works in the court and she's old
and she's mean and she's on TV. Judy, Yes, Mike
Tyson does this as a sport. No, what does he
do with it? There you go? Uh? You plant these

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in the ground to make trees and plants grow. Plant
a blank, water it and watch it grow flowers. No,
before the flower, there is this. No, it's the hard
shell part that you put in the ground. Pass. Okay.

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What's the opposite of white bread? Wheat bread? There you go? Uh?
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on a white T shirt say time, time, time, that matters. Congratulations,
we're getting those tis. It's you're going to see Reverend

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Hoard heat and cheap Trick and you're in the running
for hotel and dinner at Carvers on nineteenth on both
those nights, hard rock Sono Tulsa dot com for more info.
Excellent job, Brianna, Yeah, best okay, she said, all right,

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it must have been me. Yeah, sunflower blank, same blank.
These get stuck in your teeth. Yeah. They come in
little packets and you plant them in the ground when
you want something to grow. Some guys must spread this
amongst the land seeds. Is the is the correct answer there? Yeah?

(01:04:49):
And then the one he ended on time. I don't
know if everybody heard it. Yeah, when you are among
the men who likes to spread this amongst the ploor
the earth, it might lead the leave this uh what's
your name? Left it on? Bill Clinton? Bill Clinton left
one of these on what's your name? Montica Lewinsky's dress?

(01:05:12):
All right? The record, now, well that moves me to fourteen.
Keeps Lindsay with ten, keeps you with me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Elsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding show. The assault
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Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Seven five, Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

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we got to see what Gimpie has in his four
x four hell Colebin. It says here that antidepressant overdoses

(01:06:09):
are rising. One didn't know you can overdose on antidepressants.
Oh yeah. It says here that overdoses from antidepressants have
been steadily rising for the past two decades. An analysis
of data from these enter four disease control shows that
they've been increasing about two percent a year between nineteen
and ninety nine to twenty twenty two, and that year,

(01:06:33):
the last with complete data available, more than fifty eight
hundred overdose deaths were linked to antidepressants, similar to the
number for heroin. Wow wow, Right, but it doesn't get
as reported because the government of the rugged companies don't
make money off heroin. Right. It says here that Blincoln's

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been subpoena to testify on Afghanistan withdrawal. House Foreign Affairs
Committee Chair Michael McCall is ordering Secretary of State A. B.
Lincoln to testify to the US pullout from Afghanistan. A.
Blincoln was issued a subpoena yesterday to appear as part
of the GOP led effort to investigate the Biden administrations

(01:07:14):
withdraw from the country. In twenty twenty one, a terror
attack of daring the withdrawal took the lives of thirteen
US service members and around one hundred and seventy afghanistavilions.
A State Department spokesperson said Ablincoln has already testified about
Afghanistan more than fourteen times, and it isn't available for
any of the dates papos proposed by the committee. McCall

(01:07:38):
is threatening to hold A. Blincoln in contempt of Congress
if he doesn't appear. I don't know why fifty four
months after the event are they doing this, especially if
they've done in other times. Why is it coming back up.
I have no idea. They got nothing else to do.
I guess probably let's see what else we got here.
Fundraiser for Capitol rioters has been Papoe postponed the J

(01:08:00):
six Awards gala. All right, the award for the most
ridiculous costume during the Capitol Riot goes to most improved insurrectionist,
riot and protest, whatever you want to call it. Come on.

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The J six Awards gala was scheduled for today at
Trump's New Jersey golf club, but was to be hosted
by a nonprofit group supporting those who took part in
the attack. The group's website, however, says the event is
now on hold and a new date location have yet
to be announced. The event's organizer told Fox Business that

(01:08:45):
the J six Awards gala was being postponed due to
scheduling conflicts of invited guest speakers. If you have an
event like that, should you be mad if people just
storm in, No, you should expect it. He just saying
you shouldn't need a ticket? No, no, no, why not?
And lastly here Tulsa Police Foundation donates new ballistic shields

(01:09:09):
to departments. The Tulsa Police Foundation dedicated ten new ballistic
shields to the Tulsa PD. These shields are a crucial
resource for officer safety, serving as a barrier between life
threatening situations and the lives on the other side of them.
The funding initiative began due to the tragedy at Saint
Francis on June one, of twenty twenty two.

Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
One city is beefing up security ahead of a regular
season NFL game. South Paulo officials announced yesterday that civil
and military police will be increased around Corinthians Arena when
the Eagles and Packers clash at the iconic soccer venue
on f Players express concern about suiting up in Brazil
after the NFL strongly advised both teams to stay at

(01:10:07):
the hotel while visiting and avoid walking the streets while
holding phones. It's the first time the league will hold
a regular season game in Brazil, which is the seventeenth
and most dangerous country in the world according to twenty
twenty three homicide data.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Do we know where we can watch this game? Is
it going to be on ABCNBCCBS, Fox? Will I'm glad
you asked that peacock. So if you don't have cock,
you ain't watching that game? The hell you say? Yeah,
if you don't have up right, come on over? I
got it. No, he's saying something else. Yeah, it seemed

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especially after what happened to the forty nine Ers player
who got robbed in America? And you're going to a
place and good news. Football players love following rules, they
love being told where they can and can't go, and
they definitely don't feel like they're tough.

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
Right right exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
The Chargers are in line to have their franchise quarterback
on the field to start this season. Los Angeles QB
Justin Herbert said that his right foot is back to
one hundred percent after dealing with a planner fasciitis injury
throughout training camp. Correct the twenty six year old was
in a walking boot for two weeks during camp, but
said that he's not wearing any kind of special cleat

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or soul to support his foot. Herbert passed for three
one hundred thirty four yards with twenty touchdowns and seven
interceptions and thirteen games played last season.

Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
The Chargers open the.

Speaker 8 (01:11:33):
Season at home against the Vegas Raiders on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Did you see who they announced who their fullback was?
A three hundred pound defensive end. They're going to make
the fullback that's a big bitch. Yeah, And I think
you're seeing he's trying to change the image that people
have of the Chargers, and when you got a guy
that who can throw the ball, now there's like, oh okay,
they there's that threat that they're going to bring this

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guy in who's going to plow through lines here. It's
gonna be hilarious to watch, except when they play us twice,
but like, it's gonna be hilarious to watch them go,
we need a yard instead of the tush push they're
gonna brings. If you go back, if you go back
into the history, and you might remember when the Bears
did this with the fridge, right, most people aren't aware

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that it pissed Walter Peyton off because guess who didn't
get a Super Bowl touchdown? Walter Peyton and reportedly, I
don't know if this is true, but after they won
the Super Bowl, he was pissed. And while the team
was celebrating that this lineman who hadn't worked all year,
who was with the Bears when they weren't good, didn't

(01:12:42):
get a Super Bowl, he was again I'm just telling
you what I heard. He was crying in a closet
and didn't want to celebrate with the team. Ah, and
that he had to be convinced to come out and
talk to reporters and stuff and put on a happy face.

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So even though this is hilarious with the Chargers, it'll
be super fascinating to see how some other guys are, like, wait,
this guy isn't even a freaking running back fullback.

Speaker 8 (01:13:15):
The Broncos are locking up, are locking up their lockdown
cornerback with a long term contract extension. ESPN's reporting that
Denver is signing Pat Curtain second Cirtan the second to
a four year, ninety six million dollar deal. The contract
includes seventy seven point five million dollars guaranteed and will

(01:13:37):
keep him under contract in Denver through the twenty twenty
nine season. The twenty four million dollar average annual value
of Sir Tan's deal makes him the NFL's highest paid
defensive back. The twenty four year old has a mass
one hundred and eighty seven tackles, thirty six passes defended,
and seven interceptions through fifty career games.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
I mean, he reset the mark. It he reset the market.
Nobody saw that coming. Everybody knew he get paid.

Speaker 8 (01:14:04):
But that's a lot do and that's your ball. So
the Wall Sports I'm lindsay on ninety seven to five KOD.

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Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Good morning, gimpee, Well, good morning, cor We get your
first chance to score a pairtakets to the Ironheart Radio
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That happens in about an hour, and you'll get two
more chances throughout the day. Conspiracy theory Thursday. Trump was
on a podcast a couple days ago and he was asked,
if he becomes president again, would he release UFO tapes

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or alien information. He was like, yeah, of course I would.
I wouldn't I which would be amazing, right to see
more unfiltered data on that. And so I found a
site that talks about the presidents who are the most
infatuated with UFOs. Okay, and Harry Truman is on this list. Apparently,
during his presidency there were tons of UFOs. Everybody thinks

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it's like a recent thing, but no. During Truman's presidency,
apparently the military had way out reports of sightings, and
by nineteen forty eight, the sightings had only increased and
America was starting to freak out. Truman decided how he's
going to respond, so he pressed a Colonel Robert Landry
to give him quarterly updates on the whole alien situation.

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He kept coming to Truman with up to date information,
and there were only so many ways to say the
Nazis are crazy. This apparently drove Trump a little insane.
I'm sorry, Truman a little insane. He was the most
powerful man in the world, so he could do whatever
he wanted. If anybody on the planet knew about aliens,
he had the right to know too. By nineteen fifty two,

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Truman had secretly wiretapped his own guy reporting to him
about aliens so he could eavesdrop on the conversations with
Air Force personnel, but found out nothing. So infatuated he
ordered an eavesdrop on the guy who's giving him reports
because he didn't believe him, and yeah, God, I know him. Yeah,

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Gerald Ford. Apparently when people from Missigan elected him to Congress,
he got pretty focused on UFOs. In the sixties, a
House minority leader, he spent his political capital calling for

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an official Congressional investigation in the firm belief that the
American public deserves a better explanation than that thus far
given by the Air Force. I strongly recommend there be
a committee investigation of the UFO phenomenon phenomena. So he
apparently didn't trust the Air Force, and he had somebody

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consulting with the Air Force, and they kept issuing complicated
and condescending explanations about stuff that had happened in Michigan.
There is in Men in Black doctor Jay Allen Heinek
guest the movie asserted the swamp gas theory gas bubbling
up from swampland spontaneously combusted, giving a bunch of country

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people in the country reason to panic for its investigation
never materialized. He did manage to hold the first ever
official hearing on UFOs in nineteen sixty six. And I
guess when I read stuff like that, I go this
ain't a new thing that people are like UFOs, right,
and it isn't a new thing for like finally they're investigating. Nope,

(01:18:22):
they've been trying to investigate or cries for investigation. One
of two things as possible. Either there's a cover up
and they've just held the line on this for this long,
or they're telling the truth. Right, Lindsay made a like

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man answer truth. Yeah, So Roswell happened? What in the forties? Right? Well,
the question here is like, so when did the aliens
first come around? Was it in the forties with Roswell
or whatever? Or had they been around beforehand? Because I
get all these other presidents they're like, I want to

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know more about aliens. Well, I want to hear what
George Washington thought about it? The aliens around back then?
Were they back around in Lincoln's time? You know? And
if so, how come you don't have anything any kind
of depictions or stories of it back then? Uh? Roswell
forty seven? And I love that, like when did Roswell happen?

(01:19:24):
Because we don't there's no validation that happened. It's just
people saying they think that's when it happened, right, there's
no official documentation. And as far as what had like
Lincoln or whoever said, I mean, I don't know what
they would say. Surely they would be, you know, like,
what the hell is this? Because that was before planes

(01:19:45):
flying around? Right? The universe is old af the earth
is old af right, So you'd imagine that these alien
beings UFOs and such like that have been around for
a long, long, long long time. Right. But keep in
mind when Columbus was like, I'm going to go over there,
they're like, well, see later, because you're gonna fall off,
right exactly, So, like they probably looked up and they
just thought it was a star or something. There was

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no implication of flying aircraft. There was no belief of
that being a thing. You would see a bird, but
you didn't go we some someone like similar to us
has made a device to go like, that's not They
can't comprehend that there wasn't even combustible engines to push
you down the road, right for us. I mean, you know,

(01:20:26):
we all know that alien technology is far more advanced
than what we got one hundred percent, right, one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Jimmy Carter, he said he saw on with his own eyes.
In nineteen sixty nine, before he was even president. Uh,
he says, him and some others were hanging outside a
small town, Georgia Lions club on a cold January night,
and a dozen men saw some bizarre phenomenomen nomenon. A
bright disk seemed to be zooming toward and away from them,

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flashing red and blue. He fouled an official report of
what he witnessed, but he didn't go full blown, you know,
crazy on it, instead conceding it was probably an electrical
current of some sort, and if I become president, I'll
make every piece of information this country has about UFO
sightings available to the public and scientist. He didn't make

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anything public. An ex Air Force scientist was able to
pinpoint the exact phenomenon monomenon that Carter witnessed almost a
half century later, in twenty sixteen, scientists your UTIs, Your
UTIs read Carter's report and knew what he was describing,
a high altitude barium cloud intentionally farted out by an

(01:21:39):
Air Force rocket. He looked up some records and quickly
found the precise launch that caused the bright, confusing celestial
fireworks show that him and his buddy saw on that day.
What an explanation? Oh, you know, you don't sound convinced, lindsay.

Speaker 7 (01:21:56):
I don't know. I don't know if I am convinced.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Feel like a logical answer it's just probably is.

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
But I mean, were they drinking the night that they
saw what they think that they saw. There's always something else.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Let's say that they did see this, right, Jimmy saw
the alien or whatever, and he's like, I want all
this information released, blah blah blah. But then the Air
Force and other military they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
we're not gonna do that. Man. So Jimmy finally is like,
all right, cool whatever. So what makes anybody think that
Trump can do the same thing? Right? The grip River's

(01:22:33):
in charge be like, no, no, here, here's the deal.
This is way too much for anybody to take, and
we can't just release this information. People will lose their
goddamn mind, right, you know, is that something you really want?
Mister president? You know, I don't think he can do it.
I think anybody can do it. I don't think any

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world of power can do that. Right. Well, I guess
here's my stance on presidents in saying they're going to
do something like this, right, and that is Ultimately you're
a politician, regardless if you think something, they're not. They're
trying to get elected. It's not easy. You have to

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have very thick skin to do it. And you think
one president, your candidate, whoever, is the first one to
ever be an honest individual or try or more honest
than the competitor. No, this is a storied thing. Amazing

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how people like the end of the world's coming, the
end of the world's coming. This is happening, this has happening.
And yet here we are. We have stood the test
of time. We seem to forget the track record. Right,
everything's fine. Moving on. Somebody was like transistor invinted right
after Roswell changed the world. Sure correlation does not mean

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that's what happened. Moving on with other president's Ronald Reagan,
he reported seeing a UFO flying over Bakersfield, California, on
an Air Force training mission. The pilot of the mission
later described to the Phenomenona nomenon. It was a fairly
steady light until it began to accelerate. Then it appeared

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to elongate, then the light took off. The UFO went
from a normal cruise speed to a fantastic speed instantly.
If you give an airplane power, it will accelerate, but
not like a hot rod. And that's what this was like.
Reagan himself described it more like a slack jawed six
year old at a country fair and went straight up

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into the heavens, tumbling around. He talked to some science
fiction authors about it and put them on a Space
Advisory Council, and he came up with a missile defense system,
which they remember. They correlated it to Star Wars, and
he even tried to have a conversation with Mikhail Gorbachev

(01:25:05):
with quote, what would you do if the United States
were suddenly attacked by someone from outer space? Would you
help us? It's an interesting question. Yeah, You'd like to
think if the planet was under attack by someone from
outer space, that the everybody on the planet'd be like, yeah, no,

(01:25:26):
let's get together. I'm going to go with a hard
no on that. No. If if aliens attack America, Russia,
China is not going to step in and help, They're
gonna be like, oh good, they're doing the work for
us right right when they will see how this plays out.
Good luck? Hold on, gee, hold on and I think
that's a really good argument on whether they exist or not,

(01:25:47):
because why wouldn't they ask other leaders if this were
a thing, will you help us out? And you're going, well,
they're in on it too. Not if you're the enemy, right,
if you're the you're like, look, they're afraid right, so
far when you say enemy, like not just our personal
but like enemy of the aliens? No, no, no, like,

(01:26:08):
let's just use Russia because that is the predictable or
China that if they'd be like, listen, Americans are worried
about aliens, right, do you do anything to make us
look stupid? And how come you don't? Really? And maybe
we have and I just haven't paid enough attention. You
don't hear about UFOs and Russia or China. It seems

(01:26:29):
to always only be here in America. I don't know
if that's true. I don't know if I've done enough
research in what other countries are saying about aliens. But
I think there's adventurously minded people everywhere. Right, why not
if you're in the aliens, go visit the Earth is
a big place. Go visit Russia, China, go see what's

(01:26:53):
going on in Brazil. Whatever this is not saying it
was UFO. But there's plenty of documentation that shows something
came to in Roswell in the form of newspapers and
military documents and gimbia. I don't know about presidents, but
there are tons of paintings from the fourteen and fifteen
hundreds showing UFOs or something like them. See, this is
the generalization that happens. It's a picture with something in it,

(01:27:14):
and we are filling in the gaps of UFOs or
you're like, oh, the hieroglyphics show something in space that
doesn't It could have been a shooting star, right, And
ancient Chinese paintings also had flying dragons or what dragons
don't fly? Right? But the idea too that like, just
because it was documented doesn't mean it's real. People. If

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that's true, God helped the future for reading the Internet
another but a bunch of fills. Yeah, people are gonna
see the internet, think of all the craziest things you've
ever seen, and they'll be like they would put children
in my lar balloons and let them float around. Remember
that that thing. So just because it's documented, or what

(01:27:58):
we perceive as documented, those could have been just stories.
They used to tell because they didn't have TVs that
at night. They were like, do the story Dad, right?
So I don't know if you can go with the
idea that just because it was written down that that
makes it true that it happened. Apparently Bill Clinton, big
believer in UFOs, was obsessed with it, and he would

(01:28:21):
go around and ask people to about UFOs and who
killed JFK. And he would be into it, which feels
like a troll move, especially if he read the book
that they keep in the Briberry of Congress in that
one section up above. You know what I'm talking about
from National Treasure. Yeah, And he says I had looked
into both, but wasn't satisfied with the answers I was getting.

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During a trip to Ireland in nineteen ninety five, a
little kid asked Clinton about Roswell. His answer betrayed a
deep disappointment in the US government's collection of aliens. No,
as far as I know, an alien spacecraft did not
crash in Roswell, New Mexico in nineteen forty seven. And
if the UF Air Force didn't recover alien bodies they did.
If they did, they didn't tell me. And I would

(01:29:04):
like to know too. Apparently, Colin Palin even commented on
one time said here come the little Green mitt like
he would pander to it, which is even worse. Barack
Obama even had comments about it. He said, when I
came into office, I was like, all right, is there
a lab somewhere where we can we're keeping the alien

(01:29:24):
specimen and the spaceship. And did a little bit of
research and found out, no, there's not a place like that.
There's footage and records of objects in the skies that
we don't know exactly what they are. We can't explain
how they moved their trajectory. They did not have an
easily explainable pattern for this. So even then recently, which

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you could argue and I think it's a fair argument
to make that the presidents were towing the line. Right.
This is after office he said this, So I think
you can make a feasible argument of like, yeah, but
he can't you know what kill him?

Speaker 10 (01:30:02):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Carter's still alive that we know, there's no reasons do
weeken it bernies him right, there's no reason to keep
him alive. It bears no benefit. Sorry, I'm still bitter
that he is still alive. Yeah, dude, I'm telling you
I'm gonna start getting nervous on eleven to one. You

(01:30:26):
should because that gives me sixty days. Uh huh. And
I'm taking that bitch back next year. All Right, we
got to take a break. We'll be back.

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You can also text bmms and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. Conspiracy Theory Thursday.
This is one that's gotten news in the last couple
of days, and it has to do with a Navy
commander who's been relieved of duty. He is a commander

(01:31:14):
of a Navy destroyer and he's being relieved because a
photo showing him firing a rifle with the scope backward,
and you might go, oh, well, he's faking it like
it's whatever, being a jokester. Ah. The people I know
that are Navy commanders. They're not big jokesters.

Speaker 10 (01:31:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:31:39):
No, sense of humor is not their bag.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
And I sent you guys the photo so you can
see it because he's one hundred I am not an
expert with weapons, but he is one using it. The
wrong way. The commander of the Navy destroyer that's helping
protect San Diego based aircraft carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt in
the Middle East has been the relieved of duty four
months after he was seen in a photo firing a

(01:32:05):
rifle with a scope mounted backward. The image was the
image brought the Navy considerable ridicule on social media. Cameron Yeast,
commanding officer of the destroyer USS John McCain, was removed Friday.
The Navy said he was relieved of duty due to
loss of confidence in his ability to command the guided

(01:32:26):
missile destroyer, which makes sense if that photo is genuine.
In April, the photo posted on the Navy's social media
page showed him in a firing stance, gripping the rifle
with a backward scope. The military news aulet Stars and
Stripes reported that the Marine Corps took a dig at

(01:32:49):
the Navy, sharing a photo on its social media of
a marine firing a weapon aboard the amphibious assault ship
USS Boxer. The caption read clear sight picture. The post
featuring Yeast was ultimately deleted. Thank you for pointing out
our rifle scope air In the previous post. The Navy,
letter wrote on social media. Later wrote on social media
picture has been removed until extra military instruction is completed.

(01:33:14):
YaST has been temporarily replaced by a different person, and
the Pentagon sent the carries to the Middle East. Is
it a should you be relieved of duty as a
commander for firing a weapon with the scope on backwards?
I don't think so. Okay, we don't know the context here. One,

(01:33:36):
we don't know who put the scope on the rifle. Two,
we don't know if the commander was like, listen, I'm
such a good shot. I could put the scope on
this where I felt backwards and still hit my target.
You see what I'm saying, trying to prove something, right,
They were just being boys. Yeah, you're out there in
the ocean, you're you're trying to pass the time away.
So instead of pigeon golf balls into the ocean, you know,

(01:33:58):
they're like a dolphins or whatever with the scope on backward.
Let's go with that theory. But I think is a
fair assumption. Do you think the Navy wants their commanders
playing around and shooting at dolphins? No, And as that
grounds for relief of duty, I don't think it should
be grounds for relief of duty, maybe a reprimand of swords.

(01:34:22):
You know, hey, man, come on.

Speaker 8 (01:34:24):
Could the scope be defective? Could the site on it
be switched? Like the eye sight? You know, the the
ends be defective? Like could they have been could it
have been built wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
I mean I think, I mean, I don't know about
that possible, of course, I think that gimpy. Maybe onto
some because somebody pointed out the covers are on the
scope too. There could have been of like I can
I can hit it without the sky I can hit
a target without the scope and they're like okay, and
I can to make sure we're gonna put it on
backwards and we're putting the cap and they're like okay.

(01:35:03):
And I got to be honest. The joking around a
commander joking around, though, mate. You could make the argument
it's good for camaraderie. I think as a commander, I
don't know if you should be doing that. I don't know.
I think I'd like to have him in charge. If
you can't hit his target with the scope on backwards,
on the covers on, yeah, Like that's a guy I

(01:35:24):
want on my team.

Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
Is it a real photo? Is it an AI photo.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
That's another good question. It came from the Navy, so
if they generated it, then that's on them. And it
looks like he's got all his fingers. And to me,
and what I know about people in the Navy, and
what I know about people that are high up in
the Navy, is that the military wants there to be

(01:35:50):
no commander who fratnizes like that. Right, let the unless
hees go ahead and do it. I want there to
be no specation as the commander that my word is
the rule. No, like we're friends. Hey, we joked that
one time. Lindsay's all in on this, trying to count
all the hands.

Speaker 7 (01:36:10):
Actually doesn't look like does it look like?

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Does it look like it looks like their six fingers
doesn't look like and is are not the same thing?
And if it was AI, then they would say this
this is a fake photo, right, unless they're just stupid
got duped to you know, hey, watch me do this
like there's some Russian propaganda, right maybe? So sure, aliens,

(01:36:34):
why don't we use this aliens as this as the argument?
I mean, if the Aliens are so smart, they're not
gonna invade, They're gonna let us like implode from the inside, right,
everybody knows that's the best tactic. It isn't to boots
on the ground. It is I want to make you
so frustrated you can't stand up correctly. They would, they

(01:36:55):
would watch from the sidelines. They ain't bringing a ship
down and jumping. No, we'll just let him kill off
themselves and then whatever's left over, then we'll do it right.
We'll let himself, you know, implode and argue and start
disliking each other. And wait a minute, weird, right, yeah,
weird how that's happening. I don't think he should have
gotten relieved of duty, maybe knocked down a rank, you know,

(01:37:18):
but not completely relieved of duty. If he's fired from
the job. If he's knocked down rank, okay, he's got
he's he will be relieved of duty. That makes it
sound like he was just completely fired and kicked out
of the military, you know. And maybe not. But I
think it's gonna well too far. That's just my opinion.
I don't know. I think when it comes to the military,
I want to be clear clear. I'm the guy in charge.

(01:37:42):
If you're in charge of shooting missiles from a ship,
that's you know, plowing through the water and commanding, you know,
our service members. I want there to be no clear
hesitation that you have control of the group and command
of the group. I'm sure he does. I'm fairly confident

(01:38:04):
he does. Yeah, I don't know. Sure, I don't know,
because you want the next commander to also have his
s together, right. You don't want there to be like, well,
the previous guy did it. He shot a dolphins. My dolphins,
they're so nice. Have you ever been bitten by a dolphin?

(01:38:27):
I have, They're assholes. I have never been bitten by
a dolphin. I try not to swim with dolphins or
sea life really in general, because I think the sea
is terrifying.

Speaker 8 (01:38:40):
Maybe this was some sort of thing where because you
can see that there's a gentleman standing behind him, and
this was some sort of some you know, I don't
know where the guy is like close your eyes and
I'm going to tell you where to shoot again.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
Not behavior of a commander. Yeah, to me, not behavior
of a commander. I think people are focused on the
wrong thing, the scope and backwards and all that. People
are like, wow, he's an apt I don't know. Is
him shooting a weapon from a ship the behavior of
a commander, right, but what if that's his boss behind
him telling him to do it. Yeah, I was just

(01:39:24):
taking I don't understand that. I was just who ordered
the code red, all right, we were following in order, sir,
I don't understand. Yep. A few good men for those
who don't know the reference from that. Yeah, getting knocked
down a rank would be worse, sure, because you've worked
so hard to get to that rank and you lose pay. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:39:44):
but not completely out of the military. Maybe he's not
completely out of the military. I don't know. I'm sure
he has to be investigated in all that, right, Yeah,
or he knows about some things. Oh, they created this photo,
some secrets of sorts, and they gave him reason why
he should be stepping down. Yes, no one will say anything.

(01:40:10):
It can't kill him. That's too suspicious, right, Just get them.
Let's just get them fired, right.

Speaker 10 (01:40:16):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
The other thing I was thinking about too, is they
don't know when they're gonna go get those people up
in space that are stuck on the space station. And
they started hearing noise and people are like they're hearing
some weird boom come from the ship and all these things,
and now I don't understand why more people. It's still
massive concern for me that they're still stuck on this
ship with no plan to get them down. And remember

(01:40:38):
when we talked about this, people like it'll be fine.
They have six months of food. There is no plan
right till like March. Maybe imagine like, hey, i'll be right,
I'm just going for a few days to space right,
six months. Let right, that's the way you'd like, Hey, listen,

(01:41:02):
you're gonna go up there. We're gonna tell people it's
for seven days. We're gonna see about the baby thing. Right,
that's possibility too, just an easy way to make that happen.
No one's asking what they're doing every day. Even if
they took experiments, they only took experiments for a couple
of days. And now they're just sitting up there, what playing,

(01:41:23):
you know, watching Netflix and chill. Right, all right, we
gotta take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, The Big Mad
Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station nine.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine six
oh kmod can also text bmms and then what you
want to say to eight two, nine four five. Joining
us now is Mike Malega from the Tulsa Drillers.

Speaker 10 (01:42:00):
Hello, sir, Good morning, Corbin. How are you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
I'm doing great? Final regular season homestand happening right now
with the Tulsa Drillers. And this has been a great
year for the bats at One Oakfield. So many home runs.
He guys had the game on Tuesday night, six to nothing,
I think was the final score. Watching those guys hit
the balls like that is always awesome to happen. See
happened down at One Oakfield.

Speaker 12 (01:42:24):
You know, ever since we've been with the Dodgers, we
are a power hitting team. There's just no doubt about it.
We got one of the top power hitting teams in
all of Double A this year. We slowed down a
little bit in the second half, but the bats heated
up on Tuesday night when the Drillers got home a
couple more home runs, and hopefully we'll swing them good
this weekend here.

Speaker 10 (01:42:42):
As we wrap up the regular season.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
Yeah, and with a day game yesterday, that was nice
to have a day game in September. That always feels
like what are we doing? We feel crazy? But yesterday
was a beautiful day for a day game was.

Speaker 12 (01:42:55):
It was awesome, you know. So Ever, since they switched
the schedule back and we play a little later in
September now than we used to do back prior to
twenty prior to the pandemic, that day game at the
end of the season has really been a good thing.
So we're going to continue doing that. We'll definitely have
it on the schedule for next year too.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Let's talk about what we've got left this week for
the final regular season home stand at one Oakfield. Get
your tickets Tolsondillers dot com. Tonight you got drink specials
and you honor football to start a football with a
special night tonight.

Speaker 12 (01:43:23):
Yeah, College rivalry Night tonight, we'll have the new tuad
is going to be out throwing out the first pitch
and first thousand fans. We didn't get Drillers football jerseys.
They are awesome. All the major league teams seem to
be doing these football jerseys and basketball jerseys. So we're
doing a football jersey at Drillers influenced one. So this
looks great. So Thursday night, that's tonight, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
That's right, And then Friday you honor another professional team
with Thunder Night and it's a fireworks night happening at
one Oakfield.

Speaker 12 (01:43:51):
Yeah, that's an annual tradition too. If you haven't been
out for a Thunder Night, I definitely recommend it as
a ton of fun. Oka see Thunder they're going to
bring out. They'll have their cheerleaders out there. Usually they
have the mascot, the drum line. You just get a
little bit of a feel for what you get for
a Thunder game, and then we'll have fireworks afterwards.

Speaker 10 (01:44:08):
So that's gonna be a lot of fun. Friday night.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Yeah, Saturday, you continue happening at with a fun happening
at one oak Field. You're doing two things that are
kind of new. You're doing the Harry Potter Night and
you've got this drone show that's happening.

Speaker 12 (01:44:20):
Yeah, first ever drone show. We're pumped about it. So
we got a company called sky Elements that's gonna come out.
We've got a postgame drone show. These guys are on
America's Got Talent right now and I think they're in
the semi finals.

Speaker 10 (01:44:31):
So they are really kind of.

Speaker 12 (01:44:33):
An up and coming company and I think you're gonna
start seeing these things around minor League Baseball a lot
plus Harry Potter Knight, like you said, so like the
first fifteen hundred fans are going to get a Harry
Potter hat with they're all different themed, you know, different
themes Harry Potter hat. So that's gonna be kind of
a cool little thing too. First time we've ever done
that on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
That's right, the house hats for the different houses and
you get one when you come in. If you want
to trade with someone else, that's up to you when
you get into the stadium at one Oafield again that's
Saturday night. The drone thing is crazy too. I was
thinking about because you've got such legacy there at UH
with the drillers. Had the idea of a drone being
there instead of fireworks has got to be some was

(01:45:14):
never on your radar and all your involvement with the drillers.

Speaker 12 (01:45:18):
Yeah no, I mean I don't even think it was
a thing obviously over the years, but now that it's
kind of popped up. We actually got to see one
at the at the winter meetings. One of these companies
that does this did a you know, did kind of
a sampling for everybody, and it was pretty awesome. It
was pretty slick, so I mean, we're excited to see it.
It'll it'll, you know, light up the sky. We'll have
a little bit of a Harry Potter theme for a moment.

(01:45:40):
There'll be a little drillers and a little bit of
a Tulsa theme. But first time ever, so it should
be it should be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
To end.

Speaker 12 (01:45:47):
It looks like it's going to be like a high
eighty degrees on Saturday, Like this weekend is going to
be perfect weather, best weather we've had to May.

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
You aren't kidding. They're saying Saturday is going to be
the best night we've had since the spring, and it'll
be a great night to go to one of You
might need a jacket. Yeah, I'm not kidding. You might
need a jack when you got to one Oafield on
Saturday night. Sunday, you're doing a night game as well.
And this is a big night too. It's a for
regular season as it's fan appreciation night and you have
a special VIP that it's going to show up.

Speaker 12 (01:46:14):
Yep, we've got you know, every every little kid's favorite
little character. Now Blue is going to be in the house.
So tickets are going pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
For that one.

Speaker 10 (01:46:22):
It should be fun.

Speaker 12 (01:46:23):
We're going to finish up the season with a fireworks
show a little bit earlier start than the typical fireworks show,
be at six o'clock start on Sunday, but Blue you'll
be out there signing autographs or taking pictures with the
kiddo's and finish it up with a with a fireworks show.
And the big thing on that night is get there early.
If you're if your kid is a big Blue fan,
you want to get there early so you can line

(01:46:43):
up and get that get those photos.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
I wanted to bring up talking about some other baseball.
Make sure your tickets to see the Drillers in action
one oak Field or at one Oakfield tilsa Drillers dot com.
You can find your seats and print your tickets right there.
And the fireworks night and the drone at are gonna
be big nights, so make sure you get your tickets
as you can. For that. I want to ask you
about last night. There was an issue with Skinie and
pitching for the Pirates. I don't know if you've seen

(01:47:07):
this yet. And he throws the ball and it's a
strike if I remember correctly, and his follow through is
a little exaggerated. I don't know if he was just
trying to put heat on it or whatever. The ump
took issue with it and it became a thing where
I thought he was going to get kicked out.

Speaker 10 (01:47:24):
Dang, I missed it. I have not seen that, so yeah, no,
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:47:28):
He's a pretty emphatic type of picture there, So yeah,
tell me about it.

Speaker 10 (01:47:31):
What happened there?

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
Yeah, he was again, he was just on the wind up.
I believe it was third strike and he just over
exaggerated his follow through and kind of fell off the
mound a little bit. And you're right, he is kind
of a bombastic type of guy, and it did look
like he puffed his chest a little bit. But even
if he did that, who cares that is? He is

(01:47:54):
a he brings some excitement to pitching that I don't
know if we've seen in a while.

Speaker 10 (01:47:59):
You know, pictures of on that.

Speaker 12 (01:48:00):
Over the years, there's always been some of these, you know,
some of these pictures, especially the Latino guys that.

Speaker 10 (01:48:06):
Get a little you know, excited.

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
I love it.

Speaker 12 (01:48:09):
It's kind of like you know in football, spiking a
ball in the you know, in the end zone. You know,
you got to have a little bit of fun with it,
and and a guy like Schemes is just an unbelievable talent.
I mean, he throws so hard, he's blowing guys away
at the plate. The people are there to watch a
guy like him play. So you know, to me, I've
got absolutely zero issue, you know, with a guy celebrating,

(01:48:30):
you know, a strikeout or being a little bit more
demonstrative after strike three.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
The idea that that that the ump would even get
involved from the standpoint of enough, what would be his
reason to get involved in say something to the pitcher.
Is he trying to keep like it? Quell it's it's
it's not like he threw a ball and tried to
hit the pit in the batter.

Speaker 10 (01:48:48):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:48:49):
I mean sometimes they try to insert themselves a little
too much from a sportsmanship standpoint, you know, and try
to take a little bit of the fun out of it.
They don't want to show other guys up.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:48:58):
It's kind of an old school type of thing. So
I think the umpires have a little bit of a
role in trying to, you know, not let the game
get off the rails. You know, maybe maybe they're getting
a little bit hot. We don't know about it coming
out of the dugout. They might have been barking at
him a little bit, so who knows that if it
was more it had something to do with something else
that was going on in the game. But again, if

(01:49:18):
it's just, you know, an important strikeout, why not celebrate,
you know, like a guy flipping the bat after.

Speaker 10 (01:49:23):
A home run.

Speaker 12 (01:49:24):
I mean, sure, maybe you can debate that you're showing
up the pitcher a little bit by doing that, but
you know what, it's a big play. You know you
should celebrate it. You know it's big for the fans,
it's big for your team.

Speaker 10 (01:49:34):
Why not.

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Yeah, I don't disagree. I think that when in baseball
there's so much uniformity happening, that's why guys grow beards
and they let their chains hanging out, like they're looking
for a little bit of identity. And when they show that,
whether it's a bat flip or get a little excited,
I think it creates some fun tension, not taunting, but
like it encourages you as a fan to go, yeah,

(01:49:56):
like get excited, which is an okay problem to have
I think injor league baseball.

Speaker 12 (01:50:02):
Yeah, I don't think that's going to stop him by
any means. And for folks out there there are casual fans.
I meant, you got to check this guy out. His
name is Paul Skeins. He's one of the most exciting
young players to hit the hit major League Baseball. And
he's with the Pirates, which is great. I mean, that's
a fan base that needs to get something to get
fired up about. Started the All Star Game. It was
the first rookie to start the All Star Game in

(01:50:22):
like almost thirty years. This guy is the dynamic player.
So hey, listen, you know, leave him be, let him celebrate,
let him bring new fans to the game.

Speaker 10 (01:50:30):
It's good for the ball game.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
Yeah, and he's got a pretty famous girlfriend. If I'm
not mistaken that people are excited about for some reason.
That also gets part of the storyline. All right, So
let's talk about Showey and Aaron Judge. Who is going
to be Who do you got as the MVP this year?

Speaker 10 (01:50:47):
Both?

Speaker 12 (01:50:47):
I think you're going to have Otani's going to get
it in the National League now that he got to
go over to the Dodgers, and I think Judge is
going to get an American League. I mean, incredible, incredible, seasons.
I mean, shoey Otani is going to end up with
fifty homers and fifty RBIs by the time it's all
said and done here at the end of the season.
It would be the first time anybody's ever gone fifty
to fifty, so pretty incredible. And then on top of that,

(01:51:09):
you know, judge, we've talked about all year. I mean,
he's going to end up over sixty home runs again,
which is just a remarkable feat in the game of baseball,
especially in the modern day, you know, not steroid influence.
This guy is just one of the greatest hitters of
all time.

Speaker 2 (01:51:24):
Yeah, and stolen bases too, isn't show he got some
ridiculous number of the stolen bases too.

Speaker 12 (01:51:29):
Yeah, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Fifty to fifty to
fifty home runs, fifty stolen bases. So he's already exceeded
forty forty and you know, he's well on his way
to get to fifty home runs and fifty stolen bases
by the end of the year.

Speaker 10 (01:51:40):
So it's just remarkable.

Speaker 2 (01:51:42):
Right.

Speaker 12 (01:51:42):
So this year, Otani couldn't pitch right, he had the injury,
so he has not pitched this season. We almost all
forget about that. So he's almost made up for that
by stealing a ton of bases. So the guy is
just going to has been a demon every time he's
come up to the plate this year. Next year he'll
be back and he'll be pitching in the rotation and
we're gonna be talking about him hitting forty home runs
and also having probably two hundred strikeouts.

Speaker 10 (01:52:04):
I mean, like the guy is a wizard.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Yeah, some exciting baseball that's happening right now. Of course,
we have NFL is starting tonight and they've mentioned I
saw some predictions of Aaron Rodgers getting the MVP for
the year for the Jets. Here's the question I have
for you. Does he play longer than forty four seconds?

Speaker 12 (01:52:24):
I'm going to take the over on that. I don't know,
that's just me, but I have a feeling he can
last at least two to three minutes this season. But
I'm excited to see. You know, the Jets are kind of,
you know, an up and coming team. They're a little
bit exciting this year. And you know, Rogers I think
is kind of made for New York City, so it'll
be exciting as a Giants fan.

Speaker 10 (01:52:41):
It doesn't bother me.

Speaker 12 (01:52:42):
I'm kind of excited about it, but pump for NFL
to get started, right.

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
And I know you are a Giants fan, but any
good news for New York football is good news for
New York.

Speaker 10 (01:52:51):
I understand, Ryan, Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:52:54):
We all like everybody's team in New York. I don't
have any issues with you know, like Yankees fans don't
care about Nets fans. Giants fans and Jets fans get along.
The only ones that don't like each other are Knicks
fans and Brooklyn and Brooklyn Nets fans. So that's the
only one.

Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
Right on. Listen. Last regular season game happening in at
one oak Field. Games happening at one Oakfield this week.
Get your tickets Tulsa Drillers dot com. And good luck
the rest of the games for the regular season.

Speaker 12 (01:53:18):
There, Mike, I appreciate it. Corbyin, thanks again. You guys
have been awesome for us this season, and hopefully we'll
see at the ballpark this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
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drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn, Gimpi and Lindsay
with this week's top list. This week's top list is
fart Sounds. Your top five fart sounds. You have to
make the sound with your mouth, Lindsay, number five.

Speaker 7 (01:54:49):
Okay, this is gonna be tricky, very tricky. Okay, the.

Speaker 2 (01:54:59):
Just make the sound.

Speaker 7 (01:55:00):
Yay, it's your fart, like yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:55:03):
The uh one of my personal favorites is the laughing
so hard in conversation you let out a little toot
fart and that's the ever so you know, and then
you just end up laughing even harder at the person
who just towed it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
Okay. Number four the no words fart sound then talk fine, Nope,
you can't use your hands. We said you got to
use your mouth. I am okay.

Speaker 8 (01:55:41):
That is the he finally left the room fart so
you can let it all out.

Speaker 7 (01:55:49):
And then there is the.

Speaker 2 (01:55:55):
Uh is this number three?

Speaker 7 (01:55:56):
Number three m after surgery releasing all the air fart?

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
No, I went down a rabbit hole of watching people
farting after surgery. Colin Aspy's Oh, it's so funny and
baby those ones yeah man.

Speaker 7 (01:56:18):
Yeah, and it's just air. That's a walking fart. My
grandfather was famous for those.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Okay, that was number two.

Speaker 8 (01:56:37):
Number two, Yes, and this is the trickiest for me.
My number one, the we fart. Those are the ones
where you better go check your pants.

Speaker 2 (01:56:59):
That's gonna what fart. Yes, we're doing top list fart sounds. Kimp.
Number five is the just simple easy you're trying to
squeeze one out without causing a big old of roar.
The not much sound, just a little bit though, but

(01:57:24):
you can't tell. Yeah, who it came from. Okay, that's
number five. Number four is a a little bit out,
a little bit out of the great relief. This number
three here goes rap, that is the I've been holding

(01:57:48):
this but it won't come out, so I'm forcing it out. Okay,
fart that was three. That was three. Number two goes
that's a tight sphincter, that high pitched, you know, just

(01:58:10):
just barely squeezing anything out. And then number one here
is going to be the dude, if you make that noise,
I'm gonna be worried that you're bellowing from your sphincter.
Where is coming from from deep inside? You been building up,

(01:58:32):
building up, building up, And he goes doing top list
fart sounds. Number five is number four, number three, number two,

(01:59:12):
and number one. Yeah, total relief on It's like you
pop the cork and then just yeah, all that pressure
built up and you're like, oh the pain, and then
you're like you don't know what's gonna happen, and it's.

Speaker 7 (01:59:31):
Just yeah, like a good burp.

Speaker 2 (01:59:36):
Yeah, just a lot of pressure relieved. This one says uh,
when you walk in and sound like a goose asking
a question and went all people writing fart sounds is
so funny to me. Yeah, try to phonetically write out

(01:59:57):
a fart sound. I did not, No, I literally wrote
seventeen f's, yeah right. I literally wrote six b's, a
P couple f's, and more p's. I don't even know
if that's fanatically right. I don't know either, but it
made sense to me. That's what matters. Yeah, the colon

(02:00:19):
there's a fart one where guys laughing after his colon
oscopy and farting at the same time, and at one
point during the video. Because it goes on for a
good hot minute, I don't know who's which one's the
fart and which one's the person laughing. It's brilliant. Top
fart videos for our fart sounds. I'm sorry, Top fart

(02:00:40):
sounds for our top list. All right, we'll take a break.
We'll be back. Tulsa's Morning Show continues.

Speaker 3 (02:00:47):
Next The Big Bad Morning Show on Tulsa's rock station
ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (02:01:03):
Good Morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show six oh
kmo D. You can also text bmms and then what
you want to say to eight, two, nine, four five.
I get like a ridiculous number of emails from people
soliciting that they want us to talk about XYZ, whether

(02:01:24):
it is a book, whether it is the effects of
having decaf coffee in the off, I mean, everything from
completely ridiculous to occasionally plausible. Right, And they sent one
that I got this morning, like, Okay, this is interesting,

(02:01:45):
mostly because for me, I feel like I want to
believe this topic has sailed for me that it does
not affect me. And when you hear what the topic is,
you should be able to draw some conclusions and maybe
even some criticisms. And that is that STD rankings. One
in five Americans have been diagnosed with an STD. Lindsey,

(02:02:08):
have you ever been diagnosed with an STD or an STI?

Speaker 7 (02:02:12):
No, oh ST. What's the difference, It's just.

Speaker 2 (02:02:14):
The new name. I'm also a no gimpy. Yeah I
have back in the early two thousands. Sure right, No, Yeah,
you want to put a date on it, yeah, yesterday. Yeah.
This says data shows that eighty one percent of adults
aged eighteen and plus are sexually active. Yeah, that makes sense.

(02:02:38):
I feel sorry for the twenty the nineteen percent that
are out there nearly one in five are diagnosed with
an STI or an STD. Nearly half do not discuss
testing with a partner before being sexually active. Wow, makes sense.
I'm only asking because Gimpy is the only one that

(02:02:58):
can attest to the situation. And any partners you've had
in the last four year, five years, whatever?

Speaker 3 (02:03:05):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:03:05):
Did you discuss STDs with them before being intimate? No?
I don't blame you. I don't. I don't. I get it.
You should, right, But that's how do you bring that up? Right? Exactly?
And usually when it was brought to me, it was,
you know, because they found out, and I'm like, oh, okay,
well cool, like a reactionary type of thing. Two and three.

(02:03:30):
Do not require new partners to get tested before engaging
in sexual activity two and three, So that means at
least one in three do require that. Again, because gimbe
is the only one that can attest to this situation.
If you were asked to take a test before engaging
in sexual activity, where would you stand with it? Okay,

(02:03:53):
if that's what you want me to do, fine, Okay,
I don't mind. Well I'm not what you you want
me to throw. Why why? Why do you want me
to get your test? Do you not trust me? Yeah?
I think that would be a lot of reactions, or
that's a lot of expected reactions. But I didn't expect

(02:04:14):
that from you. No, no, no, from just anybody in general.
If if somebody had asked you, hey, before we start banging,
I'm going to need you to go to the doctor
and get the old swizzle stick real quick. What about you, Lindsay,
If you were single, Lindsay or whatever, you were asked
to do that, what would you say?

Speaker 7 (02:04:29):
Sure? Because I would expect them to do the same.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
Then right to me, it's not one hundred percent just
one word answer like yeah, if that's what you feel
like you need, we need to do, let's let's both
do it.

Speaker 10 (02:04:45):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:04:46):
You shouldn't ask to me like you're not just asking
me like we both should do it absolutely, But some
people will take that asking as offensive. You know, what,
do I look like a filthy streetwalking whore? Who just
a walking peach redish? Why do I need to get tested?
Come on? We're good and nothing drips, nothing itches, nothing,
It doesn't burn when ip right. I just That's what

(02:05:08):
I'm saying, Like, I think there need to be a
little bit more of a conversation happening, like yeah, I
think we both should. And what tell me about your
you know, tell me where you're at with that? Like, right,
what are we thinking? Because even if we take a test,
what fifty percent don't even show up for seven to
how many years? Right? Right, right, right right? So I
hear you, I'm for it, But that doesn't mean clean

(02:05:33):
bill health. Listen, why don't we just ride this thing
out until the bumps pop up? What do you think
is the most common STD or STI chlamydia?

Speaker 7 (02:05:44):
Lindsay, I would say herpes.

Speaker 2 (02:05:50):
Chlamydia thirty six percent. Again, getting this data is like, nah,
I'm good, all right, highest rate states Mississippi, Louisiana, Alaska,
South Dakota, and Jawaja. Among those who have been diagnosed
with an STI or STD, fifty five percent contracted it

(02:06:13):
from their cousin a cheating partner. Fifty are concerned about
contracting an STI. More than one in three Americans have
never been tested, and thirteen percent say their partner has
lied about their STI status. Have you ever been tested
for an STD? Lindsay yes, say more.

Speaker 8 (02:06:40):
I was in college and I thought, well, I've had
multiple partners.

Speaker 7 (02:06:48):
I would like to know.

Speaker 8 (02:06:49):
I mean, it wasn't because I had gotten cheated or
I cheated. It was just I want to know and
I passed, you know, so yay me.

Speaker 7 (02:07:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:07:02):
And it wasn't like nerve wracking or anything. It was
just one of those things where I feel like, let's do.

Speaker 2 (02:07:09):
This, yeah, responsible promiscue whisk girl. I love the idea
that you pulled that out, Like did you do this
before anyway? Right? Uh? I have? And it was during

(02:07:29):
IVF treatment, which wouldn't make we had way to do
that before it could commence, because you don't you don't
want to pass it on to babies. You just want
to get all that taken care of, yeah, before you
go in there.

Speaker 8 (02:07:41):
I'm surprised about Alaska being so high up on the list,
Like when do they even have time to have sex,
because I feel like they're always working and they're cheating
on their partners in Alaska.

Speaker 2 (02:07:50):
What do you mean they're always working?

Speaker 7 (02:07:51):
They're always just working, working, working, working.

Speaker 8 (02:07:54):
In Alaska trees, building their houses and.

Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
Moos and stuff that I don't feel like they're working
any harder than anybody else. And also I would I
expected Alaska to be on that list because there one winter, right,
super long? Yeah too. The sun there's times when the
sun doesn't even go down. True, Like you're like, I
can't sleep, let's do something. The sun's not going down.

(02:08:19):
But you yeah, there's a reason. There's a reason month
of September, Like the most people born is in the
month of September because of the winter. Yeah, because there's
nothing to do and you're inside, You're like, all right, well,
I guess we'll have sex or eat. It's fat and horning.
Is there a difference?

Speaker 3 (02:08:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:08:38):
Right, is there a difference? And fifty percent of people
finding out via their partner's cheating is that's wild man?
See you know, oh I don't. I'm not one hundred
percent on that, okay, because like unless they found out
they got it and it's like, well, yeah, I must
have got it from when I banged Becky in accounting
or whatever. But the thing about it is, as you

(02:09:00):
said it earlier, like some of these ones don't show
up for years years, years years years. Who's to say
you didn't catch it from a promiscuous lensey in college, right,
and didn't do any testing or anything, and you've been
carrying it this entire time, and then all of a
sudden before you do IVF, you know, yeah, having to

(02:09:21):
use you guys, none makes sense, you know. And then
you find out, oh, well you've got committee and it's like, well, well,
you know, you see what I'm saying, No I do.
I've been with my wife over thirteen years. We better
not have let that. That better not happen. Right, But
of course you've already been tested, you know, before doing
the IVF, so you know that that's cleaning right now. No,

(02:09:43):
it's been thirteen years. Any incubation period has sailed, okay,
So if it popped up, something popped up, we're going
to have a long conversation. You probably have to go
to couple's therapy, okay, right, And I would expect that
of me because it's the incubation period, what seven to
eight years. I'm the majority of them. Yeah, I don't know.

(02:10:03):
We've been together thirteen They're better not be any surprises.
Right when it comes to the is I got some questions.
We got it from a dirty potty? You can't come
up with a better excuse.

Speaker 7 (02:10:18):
You can't get it from a dirty.

Speaker 2 (02:10:20):
You can sitting on the toilet's seat. You sit down
to use it, it jumps off, grabs a hair, crawls on,
it starts making babies again. I'm gonna have some questions
if my partner suddenly, after being together as long as
we have, suddenly has an STD, and she should have me.

(02:10:41):
There should definitely our trust, which to me is our
most valuable commodity in our relationship, is even teased about
being broken. I've got questions, and I think that's fair. Yeah,
I get it. It is an insecurity. It isn't any
of those things. It is this doesn't You're not the

(02:11:02):
virgin Mary here, like, it doesn't just happen right right right,
There's no immaculate STD. There is a possibility that you know,
she went to go get Schmeerd and the doctors didn't
have exactly the cleanest tools or thought they got the
clean one out, but come to find out it was

(02:11:23):
from you know, Teresa, from you know, the appointment before
and and and she got it from Teresa. But really,
you know, because the doctors is not, you know, being
diligent on the cleanliness of their utensils. Okay, because accidents happen.
Surely we're gonna have a lawsuit, for sure. I don't.
I don't understand how that happens. But it starts off

(02:11:46):
with okay, so you've got gone rhea or whatever, chlubydia.
Oh you must you instantly go to infidelity, right, yeah,
but I haven't done anything. Yeah. Sure, They all say,
how do you improve it?

Speaker 7 (02:12:00):
How do you prove it?

Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
You can't, right, you can't. That's what I'm saying. You
would need some sort of mediator to talk you through
the conversation, so you don't, you know, feel offended or
any of those things.

Speaker 7 (02:12:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:12:12):
Uh. And I would think of all the doctor's offices
out there, the guynecologists should be the most eyes up aware,
all right, the most there should be no like, hey, sorry, doc,
those are old forceps. Let me get some new ones.
And he's like it's fine, yeah, let me get my
handkerchief that I blow my nose with. That's why I

(02:12:38):
always like when you go to the doctor and they
do something that you see them open things in front
of you. I'm always like, big fan, always big fan.
You don't like it when they've already got all the
tools just laid out widely open. Now, I just assume
in a surgery room that that's the way it is,
but because I'm asleep. I had I had a procedure
done in my arm last week, and I was wait

(02:13:00):
the whole time, and I watched them open everything right
in front of me, and I was like, good, big
fan of this, Yeah, big fan.

Speaker 8 (02:13:09):
Even when you go and get a manicure and they
open up the utensils in a package, I'm a fan
of that.

Speaker 2 (02:13:14):
I am a fan too. But the cleanliness expectation of
plenty of people get ingrown toes infections at pedicure places. Sorry,
they're not clean places, they just aren't. Anybody who trusts
a shower cap as a liner to be the save
all for bacteria I think is fooling themselves. Uh, how

(02:13:39):
many of these people are having backdoor sex might make
a big difference. I don't know. It's it's still the
same thing and your sexuality. I know plenty of straight
people who like having a different type of sex. Right,
So we talked about different ways to other You can't

(02:14:01):
get an STD or an STI from a dirty body, right,
That's what it said. And then the question came through, Right,
are all STDs transmitted sexually? My first initial thought was, well, yeah,
it's right there in the name sexually transmitted diseases or infections,
so the quick Google search skin to skin contact STDs

(02:14:23):
can come can be spread through skin to skin contact,
such as HPV, syphilis and the herpies. Blood transfusions or
shared needles is another one which I think we knew
that pregnancy or childbirths. You can spread it to your
infant during that contaminated food or water. You can get
hep A through contaminated food or water. Dude, hundred percent.

(02:14:46):
My wife comes home, she's got happae. I ain't thinking
she's been banging somebody. Right, you come home with chlamydia,
It's gonna be hard for me to get to a
different conclusion, right right, kissing the header piece Syphilis and
cimmego of virus can be transmitted through smooching and then shaving.

(02:15:07):
There's another one that threw me off, shaving or getting tattoos.
STDs can be transmitted to shaving. Do you guys, either
one of you share a razor blade with any body? No,
even if it is your significant other? No? No more do? Why? No?
And people that do? And when I go to get

(02:15:27):
my haircut, I watch him put in a new blade,
and I watch him put the old blade away, like
in the sharps container, so I know that there's no
blade sharing. I never thought about that shaving. Yeah, but
I mean like that's like saying giving, you know, going
to the doctor in a needle use could give you.
Of course, of course blood transfusion stuff like that.

Speaker 10 (02:15:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:15:51):
I think it depends on what is the disease they
come back with, right, Like if if you know your
partner comes back with herpes, I don't know if you
should start punching holes in the out of the boat
right right, there's her Bees can lay dormant for years.
It can come and go like HPV. I don't know
if you should be punching holes in the bottom of
your boat right because your partner has HPV. It's very common.

(02:16:15):
Most people don't even know they're walking around with it.
There's only been a vaccine for it for like five years,
I think, right, right, So to just jump to the
conclusion every single one, I think when we're talking about this,
we're talking about the greatest hits, right, you're you're Gonorrheas, Yeah,
your your syphilissism. Yeah. Something. I would argue that the

(02:16:39):
people that the reason that status fifty one percent of
cheaters are the reason for somebody getting an STD is
that those who cheat only come forward because they found
out they had an STD, and their guilt weighed more
on them about spreading disease knowingly than spreading disease unknowingly.

(02:17:01):
That makes sense. So they were like, I gotta tell
her because it could turn into death, or I got
to tell him because it could turn into death. That
would be the That's why I think that stat is
that number, because you're coming forward because the person you're
cheating with is like her, all right, I don't know.

(02:17:25):
You might have to talk to your part, you know,
your husband or your wife. Right, I got the drip.
You might want to go fix that. Yeah, if you
For those that have been cheated on, this is just
an impromptu survey for those that have been cheated on,
did you go on your own and get an STD test? Hmmm?

(02:17:50):
Or you just let it ride? Do you just go, well,
we'll fight out, let nature take its course. That's a
good question. I mean you were cheated on. Yeah, I
didn't go. I told her to. I was like, you
might want to. I mean you might want to, right,
because you don't know whether than her story is that

(02:18:10):
might not be the unicorn, right, right, right, right? That
wasn't the first time. I get what you're saying now, Yeah,
because after that moment, we stopped, we stopped fornicating, after
I found after I found her already scating kind of
ruined it. I get it in a field at a
backing rally in August. But yeah, I date, he's got
date and time, weather conditions, but wearing August eighteen, I

(02:18:35):
was wearing a pair of swim shorts and orange crocs.

Speaker 10 (02:18:41):
Ask what she was wearing.

Speaker 2 (02:18:43):
Yeah, nothing that made her as make it back to
But that to me, that would be the only It's like,
you may have found out then, but the chances of
your partner cheating only that one time. I want to
know the stat of people that cheated and continue to
have sex with their partner, right, who they were in

(02:19:03):
a relationship, a real relationship with with or without the
STDs and right, And if you are in a relationship,
married or not, and you decide to cheat and have
sex with someone else and you suddenly start wearing a
condom with your partner, oh, I think that's a dead giveaway.

(02:19:24):
That's a dead giveaway. Do you get credit if you
wear a condom with the person you're cheating with. Hey, babe,
but I wore a condom. I think there's something there.
I mean, it's still bad, but it's not as bad
as it could be. Yeah, it's like ten percent off
you like to thank you?

Speaker 10 (02:19:39):
Yeah, you text.

Speaker 2 (02:19:41):
Oh, I don't think it's twenty Yeah, I think it's
ten percent. I think you get some kind of a
discount there of Okay, well, at least you were safe.
But then at the same time you already broke trust issues.
So how do I know that you're not just saying
that to you know, try to soften the blow. Said
there's no cure for HPV or a vaccine. Weird because
I know they offer the HPV vaccine. So I got

(02:20:02):
that wrong, lindsay, have you.

Speaker 8 (02:20:03):
There is a vaccination for it? It's a it's a
common virus, and viruses we go away. So does M
There are different There are over It says that there
are over one hundred types.

Speaker 2 (02:20:19):
Of HPV, right, that says here just a quick Google search.
It says there's no cure for the HPV, the human
papaloma virus, but there are treatments for it. So much
like AIDS not a cure, but we got treatments for it. Yeah, yeah,
treatments for your warts. A vaccine is recommended for boys

(02:20:39):
and girls to prevent the strains of HPV that most
likely cause genital warts and cervical cancer. About this. I
got crabs when I was seven from sleeping in my
friend's sister bed during the sleepover. W chalk that up
to my kids are never doing a sleepover there?

Speaker 7 (02:20:58):
Yeah right?

Speaker 2 (02:21:00):
What Why can't I go to Becky's house, Dad, because
I don't want you getting crabs? Why? Okay, your kids
sleeps over at a friend's house, they sleep in their
sister's bed, and they get crabs they come home. Do
you call the people they stayed with in WTFM lendsay, yes,

(02:21:21):
I would, yes, because I need to know what the
hell's going on here. My young seven year old was
just at your house. It's the only place that they've
been and they came back with the crabs. What the
f is going on? It would be challenging for me
to not question if my child was violated at your house.

(02:21:47):
Just being honest, it makes sense. My trust factor's pretty low.
It's possible, I guess, for crabs to live in sheets.
I don't know if that's a thing, but I would
like to think if my kid stays out of your house,
you're putting at least fresh sheets on the bed. No text. Yes,

(02:22:12):
went and got tested when I found out about the
cheating for you. Occasionally, a pubic lice can spread by
clothing and betting. Yes, public lice, pubic lice or public
pubic lice also known as crabs, can live in betting.
But it's rare. It's you know what I'm saying. It happen.
It happens, but much much like regular lice, they need

(02:22:36):
a host because they're parasites, right, So they feed on
the dead skin and stuff in the bed exactly exactly,
but they still need, you know whatever to live. And like,
let's just say you found a hat on the street
and you're like, that's a cool hat. I'm gonna keep it.
You don't wear it for twenty four hours because if
there is lice, they'll die within twenty four hours. Huh yeah, okay,

(02:23:02):
I'll take you. I'll take your word. I don't I
don't know anything even thing about that anywhere? How long
can they live? Pubic lice can live on betting towels
and clothes for up to twenty four hours. They've only
got a twenty four hour lifespan without a host, the
host being a human. Yeah, whether it's head lice or
pubic lice, crabs. Yeah, somebody texted and said there is

(02:23:27):
an HPV vaccine, but if you already got it, get
in the vaccino won't do anything for you one hundred percent.
That's literally how vaccines work, right, all right, this has
been very educational. Your part you get to choose which
sexually transmitted disease. Your partner gets what he picking Linsley quickly.

Speaker 7 (02:23:45):
I guess uh her wartz, Yeah, I get yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:23:49):
Sports, Okay, gimpire. I'm going with you could get rid
of those sounds so terrible though, Okay, public lice because
it is public at that point. All right, we got
to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (02:24:03):
Four of The Big Mad Morning Show is nest nine kmod.

Speaker 1 (02:24:18):
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It's the Big Mad Morning Show six o KMOD. You
can also text bmms then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five lindsay what you learn today.

Speaker 8 (02:24:28):
Crabs is definitely a good, great reason to not have
your kids at sleepovers and aliens stay out of Brazil
for their own safety concerns.

Speaker 2 (02:24:39):
Uh gimb, what'd you learn today? What's wrong? Waltery need
a touchdown? Shut up bitch. I also learned that Lindsey
would much rather have an incurable STD than one that
can be cleared up simply with a shot of penicillin.

Speaker 8 (02:25:01):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:25:02):
I learned that just the talk of somebody getting an
STD makes me sweat and so uncomfortable because that is
that is nitro glycerin in a relationship. Oh yeah, highly volatile,
can explode at any moment. Also, the you gotta make

(02:25:27):
sure you take out the right organ even an STD
or surgery, Corbyn saying make sure that dishwashers.

Speaker 7 (02:25:36):
Loaded right stops tracking my cycle.

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