September 10, 2024 • 164 mins
HOORAY FOR TUESDAY!!! We Say Goodbye To James Earl Jones, You Cann't Hide From The Cops, Shady Lawyer Work, Douse That Baby In Hot Coffee, Yacht Rock, Listener E-Mails, And To Tell The Truth!!!
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Nobody scored points in the death Pool yesterday, but we
had a pretty big passing yesterday as the James Earl Jones,
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the voice of Darth Vader, passed away.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Goodbye. You know what sucks.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I saw that right, and I found out on the
TikTok and I was like, no way, So I go
and look. I google it right, and the Wikipedia hadn't
been updated yet.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It still shows that he's ninety three.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Scroll a little bit further down well, I'll be damn,
he's dead, all right. I'm like, I think I put
him on my list. I think I did, so I
go back and I check my list. He was an alternate. Oh,
like you had written down as a prenati And I said,
damn it, I skipped over James Earl Jones and put
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Gomez Adams on there instead.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You thought seriously about it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah. You don't get to get credit for that, by
the way. I mean, you don't get to know.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It was a good thought.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah. I don't know what's going on with your mic.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
But I know it's like it is weird, right, Yeah,
something is right.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
So I was looking and I don't see anytime we've
had that, nobody's had him.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, I don't think through all the years.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
That we've been to do mess with it, turn your
mic off. Through all the years we've been doing this,
I don't think anybody's ever had him on. It's just
one of those ones that don't think about, you know.
And he was old, Yeah, for sure, three.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I think he was. Yeah, I'm looking that.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I don't see him on anybody's I'm back to twenty
seventeen already, and I don't see him on there. Yeah,
back to twenty sixteen. No, nobody's had him on there.
We said, you know the voice of Darth Vader. Have
you ever seen the audio or heard the audio of
the original audio without him? Because for those who don't know,
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the guy who was in the suit was supposed to
be the voice of Darth Vader. Right, and when you
hear like if you know Star Wars, it's legendary, like Luke,
I mean, it has a very distinct evilness to it.
And when you hear the audio of the original guy,
it's something like, Luke, I'm your father, because he's speaking
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in a British accent and you you hear you go.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wy, Yeah, I know you made the right guy. You
cast the guy.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Everything's good because I mean what acting is is he
doing in the suit?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Not much?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
You know, move your hands very seldomly, and when you do,
they're very distinct. Yeah right, almost Hitler esque.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Right. Both of those guys surely got paid for.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
The movie, right, right, I mean James Earl Jones being
the voice and then he'll always be known as the
other guy. Yeah, carry in the suit. Surely he got
paid something out of it. Yeah, And if I remember correctly.
He was already a big deal before that. He was
just not in he had done. I know, he was
in Broadway. He had a bunch of Broadway stuff, but he.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Was in a it was The Great White Hope out
before that.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I think the Great White Hope came out before Star Wars,
and he's in that, and he's you know, everything he does,
he's fantastic in no matter if he's a he's the
neighborhood guy in the sandlot, yeah, right, or if he
or if he's the he's the main character in another movie, right,
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or we got the like he everything he does, he slayed.
He is not that. We got the meats, guys being raims.
There's a lot of confusion about that online right now.
It's like Arby's is like no.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
No, no, no, no no no, no no.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
We still like, hey, yeah, I know we looked the same,
that kind of sounded the same deep voice, you know,
but but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But James got the meats.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
James Earl Jones was Mufasa, wasn't he?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah, but that was but that was way after sure,
sure of course coming to America. To think of any
other James Field of Dreams, Yeah, yeah, okay, Red Aucun
for Red October.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
He was in that. Yes, Okay, he's been any of
the Jack Ryan series. Okay, movies, Okay, he was in
so yeah. No, he did a ton of movies in
the barber area. Yes, I did not remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Okay, there was a Sandalot two.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, I think there's a Sandlot three.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
It is.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I don't know about the third one, but I know
the second one is Gore Badge. I mean, I know
we've had this discussion before. Sandlott is barely a good movie.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You're not wrong. It's barely a good movie.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's a great one. Nah, some of the I've a
lot of the stuff I haven't heard of that he's
done or not he's I don't know if he was
a voice or a small part or whatever. My Little
Girl in nineteen seventy seven, the Bingo Long Traveling.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Clowners. Is he a clown or baseball player? Thinking that one?
And I think he was one of the main actors
in that one.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, he did a lot of stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
You don't realize how much he did, No, and that fun.
You don't realize how much these actors do until they
die and you start digging through and.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You're like, oh yeah, oh yeah, he was that one too.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I'm always fascinated with how old they were in certain
movies because I thought he was old in Field of Dreams.
Yeah right, if he died at ninety three in Field
of Dreams was what ninety? So what thirty years ago?
He was sixty at that time, which isn't young. No, no,
it's not old by any means to think you're at sixty, like,
because some people are like, I'm going to be sixty
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and like, bitch, you can go thirty more years.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Real, don't remind me, right right right?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I love reminding my mom. I'm like, you could live
another twenty years, two more decades.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I don't know sure, right right? Because we get a vote,
do I want to go in another twenty five? What
age would you like to die now? I said age?
Not milestones in life, right, age? I'd like to see
a hundred any particular reason why?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Now? I had I had great aunts who oh that
was their goal one hundred, uh huh, And they both
made it to ninety nine, okay, And I thought, yeah,
that's a good goal. I'd like to do it.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
So only because I'm someone else's goal. Sure, Okay, yeah, Kimby.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm the same way.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
But I've been saying that, not because of the ants, grellance, whatever,
but I've been saying that I want to live to
be one hundred since I was twelve thirteen. Yeah, this
has been a long time thing going for me. And
my my thing is is, hell, if George Burns can
do it, so can I. You know, he lived to
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be one hundred years old, and I'm thinking, just like
all the only experiences you get, you know, in a century,
in one hundred years, and to live to be one
hundred or more, I'll go for more.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I don't know, but I least want to make it
to one hundred.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
If I can make it to August seventh, of my
hundredth birthday, whatever the hell year that is, I can die,
it'd be.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
One hundred more years than the year you were born.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Yeah, well so yeah, yeah, whatever it is, twenty one
to eighty whatever. I'm like, all right, I can die
on August eighth, then I'd be happy, but I'd still
I'd be happy going trying to be the oldest man
alive one hundred and twenty six. You know, how old
is the oldest man alive. I think the oldest person
alive is like one hundred and twenty. I'm good with
eighty five. I feel like it's a good, solid number.
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It's a respectable number. Nobody goes too young, nobody goes, wow,
that was right. Now you're just on the cusp of
take you know, being awake only four hours.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
The oldest person living is a Japanese fella named Tomiko
a Tuca one hundred and sixteen years and ninety days.
And I think at eighty five, like that's probably a
milestone age y that I can see my children do
some things. I can see some advancements in society technology wise.
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I feel like that's a good number. I don't need
another fifty. I don't know what I'll see in the
last fifteen years that'll fulfill my life the.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Way things have been going the last ten years. You
never know.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I'd like to see great grandchildren, and if I can
great great grandchildren, I think that would be awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I got good news for you.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Your child at eighteen just had a kid, so there's
a high chance you're gonna see a great grandchild.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
So they other very well as possible for sure.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Could be in the next eighteen years, probably before you're sixty, which, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's possible. It's possible.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Things possible, Yeah, you know, magatistically it's there. Maybe not
great great grandchildren, but what apps right anything? I think
when you asked to be able to see great great
grand grandchild, you're just being.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Greedy af right?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Why not just great great great grandchildren?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Why I'll become a goddamn highlander and just enjoy everything.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
God help us and our future.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Us is if they have to see Gimpy at one
hundred on the news and they're like, what's the secret
and he's like sounding weed whiskey in a metal rods,
that happens. That's that's the answer. I'm coming home with.
What's the secret to live in so long? Well, you
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get a piece of surgical stainless steel, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, God help us.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I hope I'm alive to see that interview.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The next thing. You know, everybody is doing it. God, God, no,
he got people like the bio Listen.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
I don't know what the future holds, but I do
hope for that not happening for my children and they're
whoever they're with it's a weird thing. No, yeah, I
don't want to see gimpies.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
You'll give you as the smuckers want celebrating their birthday
thing on the Today Show. Backwards hat and my steel rod.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
One of your eyes cloudy over, probably a patch by that.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Point, more so than what it is now.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, I've been still ain't easy.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
To be a hundred bitch of horse company. They're like, what, Michael,
what's the what's the trick?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Gee, yay gee gee? Jimpin eightes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
His teeth fall out right there in the interview.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You think he'd buy fake teeth, lindsay, that's a good point.
No way, I'm taking hand me down dentures.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Come on, now, you're not even getting maybe if a
listener gives them to you, but you.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Ain't getting dentures full stop.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
My brother when he dies, I'm taking his dentures with me,
even at full He doesn't have full does He only
has a couple he's missing water or two. Yeah, but hey,
what is I need to see you leaning over the cat?
Get pulling that right out of his mouth that you
don't need those using those he'd want me to have these.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Right stop at the top. Man look at the top.
I don't need the bottom.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It's not like he has to drive him off, lindsay, right,
because the brother's dead. There's no saliva happening though, there's
no cleaning off.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
All good at that point. If you can't share your
brother's fake teeth, who's fake teeth?
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Can you?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Would you put his fake teeth in your mouth right
now if I didn't have my own? Yeah, of course,
of course, of course, for sure. Would you kiss your
brother on the mouth with tongue?
Speaker 10 (15:38):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
That's a little weird. No, it's not answer the question
yes or no. No, I'm not gonna tongue kiss my brother.
That's weird.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Besides the passion behind it, it's the same thing. You're
sharing all the same juices. Sure, I think I think
one's a little more romantic than the other.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I'm just saying both feels really intimate. Though. No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Taking your brother's false teeth putting him in your mouth
is not from intimate orifice.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's not erotic at all.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
I never said what it would it be erotic for you?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Now you're taking it weird. Tongue kissing is no.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Matter how you look at it, Tongue kissing is erotic,
and I'm not doing that with either one of my brothers.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, what about your sister in law.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Tongue kiss her? I don't think my brother would like
that too much. You're right, I'm just saying, yeah, my
sister in law, so it's not as weird.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Does she have dentures? No, I think we can overwhelming ly.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
The whole point was that we're mentioning denters and you
would put those in your mouth and it be okay. Yeah,
but no, no deep tongue kissing, not even shallow tongue kissing.
Kimpy's liver has entered the chat. Sure, I'm sure your
liver would like to have a conversation about getting to
one hundred. I'm sure it would. Doesn't mean he couldn't
get a replacement. If anyone has a chance of hitting
a hundred, it's gimpy. Think about all the stuff that
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has tried to kill him so far. Hit by a car,
motorcycle wreck, here's a smoky no sunscreen, eats crap, drinks,
doesn't go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
He's already a highlander. Yes, I mean, I.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Never loved the idea of hasn't gotten me yet that
doesn't mean there isn't a problem.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
No, it's oh I'm not going to get you. Yeah,
I'm right behind you.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah, that's like I mean, I've never seen termites right right,
I've never seen the wood rot exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't see the wasps.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Like, come on, man, just because you can't see it,
don't mean it ain't happening. Keep back right, everyone's a
highlander until they get the diagnosis cancer.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Cut your head off. I saw a story this morning
or yesterday.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
I was reading a story about a guy whose wife
they'd been together a long time, right, and she died
really young, got cancer and died, and how sad it
was only to find out too, like you hear like
something you your spouse at a young age, knife in
the heart right and a twist for sure, for same
with a child, right.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Like unbearable.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
You feel like that type of news is only for
a few months. Then you go, ah, it's all good
now what I've been tested. Yeah, And then a few
months later he gets the cancer diagnosis, only to find
out two months after that he's dead.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wow, So everything.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Even he after his spouse sadly got diagnosed and died,
was like, ah, it's probably fine. I mean they just
the plane just crashed. I'm sure it's very safe. Nope,
you don't get a vote. There ain't no highlander right right,
death undefeated, man, There ain't no merit or honor and
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going to or not going to the doctor. I know
plenty of people that are super fit, eat super well
and have a heart attack, right, died jogging on a pass.
I also know plenty of people who don't eat well,
don't work out, die super young. Yeah, ain't no bang, yeah, no, listen,
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I'm sure when he comes down and goes so here's
what we're thinking. Start, what about where's your vote? And
you go aunt, And he's like, best I can do
is ninety.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Right, I got a phrase. He's an expert. Let me
give him a call.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Let me let me go talk to the manager. We'll
see if we can't get this deal. Would you sign it?
Would you get this aid? Would you die at this
age right now? Sign the piece of paper?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Can we go for at least ninety nine? Right?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
It's like, man, best I can do out the door
eighty four.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Listen, you seem like a good guy. I'll get you
eighty five.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Treating her like a car car sale right, all right,
we got to take a break.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
We'll be back.
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In ninety seventy five, AMoD.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Naked suspect Flee's deputies gets arrested in a garbage can.
Jacob Matthew Patterson was arrested on August twenty first in Frederickson, Washington,
following multiple attempts to escape law enforcement. He's now facing
eight different charges. So Patterson's first incident happened on August eleventh,
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where he was allegedly found slumped over in a stolen
Ford F three point fifty. Deputies were attempting to prevent
the vehicle from flying with stopsticks. Patterson apparently woke up,
evaded patrol cars, and led deputies on a chase. He
drove into oncoming traffic multiple times and reached speeds of
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over one hundred and eight miles an hour, according to
the court documents. Washington State Patrol then took over the
chase once it went onto the highway. The vehicle later
crashed into a neighborhood, and officers identified two occupants in
the stolen F three fifty. One of the occupants was
a woman who said she had previously been in a
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relationship with this guy. The couple shares a four year
old child who was unbuckled in the back seat when
Patterson fled from deputies. The woman says that she and
Patterson broke up two weeks prior, and that she was
only with them to see her son, so he apparently
had custody of the child. She said Patterson appeared to
be high, so he pulled over to sober up, but
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she fell asleep by the time Patterson started the chase.
Court documents also state that she called nine to one
to one from Patterson's phone during the pursuit to tell
dispatch that her four year old was inside the stolen vehicle.
So flash forward ten days later, deputies receive a report
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of a suspicious vehicle and they show up. A check
on the vehicle's license plate showed it belonged to Patterson's
girlfriend and Patterson appeared to be in the car with her.
Deputy's block and surround the vehicle, ordering Patterson to surrender.
His four year old son. Exits the car and walks
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towards deputies. After not complying, a deputy shout out the
back window of the car. The woman is heard yelling
something about getting dressed. According to the court documents. Shortly after,
Patterson exits from the passenger side door and runs from
deputy is completely naked. He hap's offense and deputies loose
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sight of him, so they call in Canine Bronco. After
combing a neighborhood, Bronco locates him hiding inside a garbage
can at a nearby home and he's taken into custody
without further incident. He is now sitting in jail on
a three hundred thousand dollars bail and faces charges of
unlawful possession of a stolen vehicle, two counts of reckless endangerment,
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resisting arrest, unlawful imprisonment, attempting to elude police, property damage,
driving on a suspended or evoked license, and the four
year old was immediately turned over to Child Protective Services.
I don't understand how he got out between the first
time and the second time.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
With dangerous a four year old NA. Maybe he bonded out,
I'm sure. Yeah. And I was thinking like a like
a dumpster, but no, this is like a garbage can
in your in your yard, in your backyard or whatever.
Like yeah, like one of those steel ones with a
rubber maid. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Listen, if you're gonna get hunted by a canaan Iinoff's,
you're dumb, they will find you. They're really most of
the time high probability. They're really good at it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, because they're getting rewarded with like ice cream or
something puccino. Yeah, it's literally what their only job is.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah, Odds are stacked against you, definitely. Lawyer Steal accused
of stealing one point seven million dollars from dead clients.
So this comes out of Florida, where an attorney, Jason Penrod,
he works for family Elder Law right there in Florida,
the Tampa area. Now, I guess this cat has a
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bit of a gambling problem. So apparently he felt guilty
of what he did, and according to reports, he goes
to Pennsylvania to confess his crime to the adult son
and daughter of the dead clients in which he stole
the money from. So what he did was he would
take and he transferred one point seven million dollars one
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hundred and seven one million, seven hundred and five thousand
dollars from the trust fund, the living trust of this
this client of his, and he would transfer that to
his own personal bank account. Now he felt guilty, and
he goes and talks to the kids and he says, listen,
I've been dealing with some mental and personal stress, and
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to deal with that, I have been gambling and has
kind of gotten out of control. He says that he
squandered away, of course, the living trust of this family
and another client. He squandered away the profits of his
law firm and his family's savings life savings account.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Nonetheless, even writes.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Them a letter tells them all about it says here
that he transferred wire transferred one point two million of
that money to the Seminole Hard Rock casino there in Tampa,
and he was also shows that he would withdraw twenty
four thousand, five hundred and eleven dollars and forty five
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cents from the ATMs there at the casino as well.
I didn't know that ATMs gave out change, but whatever. Nonetheless,
it was a former peace right, a former associate of
his that found out what was going on and then
turned him in, reported him to the state's Bar Association,
and since then he has reported himself to the Florida
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State Supreme Court for misuse of funds from the two clients.
Detectives are still investigating his finance.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Right to see if there's more.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, No, that's horrible, bro, one point having million dollars.
I'm always literly when it's led with. I'm going through
some things, so dot dot dot No, you just trying
to justify exactly exactly, Just be like, I'm I have
a gambling problem and I gotta get it under control.
And I messed up and I used your money that
wasn't mine, and that's wrong and has got to have
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to pay that back one hundred percent, and he should
with interest, absolutely like eight percent interest.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
The question is how my problem? How not my problem?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Go hit up the casino, I get no work, live
well below your means, right right, and suffer. There is
a chance that he won't be practicing law, and that's
he's done practicing Lawyah, at least in Florida anyway. I
mean if as long as other states due diligence, I yeah,
they should be done everywhere.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I agree with you he should.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
But as long as other states check to see why
he doesn't have a license in Florida anymore, right, right,
then he should not be practicing law.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
He could He could flee to Mexico.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
You know, I don't care, avoid all that, having to
pay the money back, become a lawyer in Mexico. I mean, yeah,
he wouldn't avoid the money, but he would just be
working in Mexico. Just because you run to another country
doesn't mean you don't have to pay, right, They can
gladly come get you.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, that's a lot of money, man, tell me about it.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Cop cop seek man accused of dousing baby with hot coffee.
A worldwide hunt is on for an Australian man who
police say severely scalded a baby boy by throwing hot
coffee on him before rushing off and eventually fleeing the country.
This incident took place last month in Brisbane. The suspect
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allegedly approached a picnic gathering the baby's family was attending
and poured the boiling liquid from a flask onto the infant.
Despite being rendered first aid and receiving assistance from off
duty nurse at the scene, the infant sustained dramatic injuries
to his face, arms, and legs, and his parents say
that he is face He's seen a years long road
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to recovery.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Damn hah.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Who in the hell just walks up to a baby?
This got such a thing?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Psychopaths?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Do they know this person?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It didn't say? It didn't say.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
And if you're at a picnic and somebody's approaching, you
don't go hey, back up right? You probably like, Hey,
what's going on? How can I help you? Your baby
looks thirsty?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, I'm a big believer in cutting people off the
pass So for real, ill like, why the baby easy target? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:38):
You adn't run away. The babies don't put up much
of a fire. Yeah. And I love the idea that
a nurse rendered first aid for because she was already
on the scene.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
What she carrying a pack?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Right?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
I love it when they're like, there's a doctor on
the scene, he helped. What did you have his bag?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
This is not in nineteen seventy or nineteen thirty.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
There's a chance there was a fir stayed kit in
a car somewhere okay, yeah, right, bandage, right, not to
deal with wounds, burns?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Right?
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Wild story man, yeah, crazy? And he's on the run,
Like where could he be?
Speaker 6 (30:17):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Where are you going? Right? Go home? Hang out? You
go on the run worldwide? Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Mexico?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Mexico?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
And they have extradition treaties, So you want to go
to a state or country that you will not be
extradited from, which means you got to go to a.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Not awesome place, right, right? Are some of the stands? Right?
Speaker 5 (30:50):
And I mean you can try, but at some point
you gotta get on the grid. At some point, even
if he's a really good he might get sick. Like
at some point, the chance of you to be able
to fly somewhere and then evade into the mountains and
not be on the radar. Really tough man, you ain't
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John Rambo. John Rambo was good at it, right.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
And it was the seventies eighties, and even he got
found out.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
But there's a there's a chance he could hitch hike south,
go through Mexico, Central America and Venezuela hide out and belize. Nope,
start a little you know, roadside pub.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
No even then.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Short of him walking across a really dangerous stretch of land.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
He's going to go through a border point and there's cameras.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Yeah, I guess that's what they make wigs and makeup
for corbon.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Right, No, that's true. What do I know?
Speaker 5 (31:52):
All Right, we got to take a break all these
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BMMS sixty nine Morning Show continues.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
Next Jack the Big Bad Morning Show on Telfish rock
station ninety seven to five KMOT.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Last night we have the forty nine Ers game, so
we can go over the results and uh with forty
nine Ers win. Lindsey and Gimpy got that right. Lindsay
and Gimby got Chicago right, and Lindsay got Dallas. Right,
So Lindsay is three and oh, Gimpy's two and one
and I am zero and three.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Blah blah.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Settled down. It's the first game, girl, seventeen more weeks.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Uh, And I thought Aaron Rodgers looked clunky.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
He did.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
He didn't look fluid in the pocket at all. Yeah,
he had a couple of good throws, but anytime he
threw under pressure, it looked like he was his is
mechanics looked off.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
That's what happens when you take a year off of work, man.
And I'm confused. Did he get benched or not? I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I fell asleep at the before that point, but I
woke up and noticed that he was not the finishing quarterback,
and I asked myself the same thing.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Was he just tired? Was he tuckered out?
Speaker 8 (33:19):
You know?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Or or what happened there? Why did you call it?
Why did you call it wits?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
You could make an argument that the game was out
of reach, take him to bar any further injury, but
also no.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
No, get in there and play. No you need the reps. Man.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
To me, it was so to me, it's like they're
not going to bench him, though that's a week that
sends and weird message. But I also think it sends
a weird, weird message for him to be like, take
me out right, We're not gonna win.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Why am I in? Right? That's bad attitude to have.
It's not it's bad leadership too, for sure. Yeah. I think, hey,
it worked out in our favorite No.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Dude and McCaffrey's backup, you get out of here. Ry
I stud was like, all right, because I've seen him,
you know, Jordan Mason secretary whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I was like, he's cool. But man, he killed it
last night. Good for him.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Yeah, they they obviously looked fine. But a son Reddick
didn't play for the Jets either, so I mean it
wasn't the full exposure of the real Jets exposure, you
could argue, but yeah, no, they looked fine. Party throwing dimes. Man,
he looked solid as a Oh yeah, let's see what
lindsay as for balls to the wall sports, So.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
We're seeing and hearing what Miami Dolphins star Tyreek Hill
went through during a traffic stop before Sunday's game. Police
bodycam video shows Hill being pulled from a sports car
man handled a handcuff to all while apparently complying with officers. Yeah.
The video also shows Hill being forced to the sidewalk
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as he pleads for the officers not to damage his
surgically repaired knee, with one officer asking if Hill had
surgery on his ears when they told him to put
the window down. In an exclusive interview with NBC, Hill
said it was crazy the officers would take it to
that level, adding that if he wasn't who he was,
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the worst case scenario may have ended with him being
shot or put behind bars for a simple speeding ticket.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Not a simple speeding ticket. No, No, you were going
one hundred and three and a fifty five.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, that's reckless.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Yes, it's not a simple speeding ticket. A simple speeding
ticket is fifty seven. With that being said, the officers
were way over aggressive. Sure, With that being said, he
should have not rolled up his window.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Right, there's a lot that shouldn't have happened. Everybody was
in the wrong in this scenario as far as I'm concerned.
If he would have simply complied, he wouldn't have had
any of those issues.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yes, but having a bad attitude is not a reason
to yank somebody out of the car and put their
knee in their back. No, however, you gotta think about
you know, how often do officers deal with stuff like
one hundred percent the I just had surgery excuse no, no, no,
he should have listen. He should have never rolled his
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window up. He rolled his window up because he was like,
I don't want photos taken on me.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
You made that decision. You chose to put yourself in
that scenario, and then doing their job.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
I'm again, I don't know if he did roll down
the window enough so he could see.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
I just feel like a job, a cops job, is
to de escalate, and that did not occur in that scenario.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
He had an attitude with the police officer from the start.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
An attitude is not a reason to yank somebody out
of their car.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
No, no, but if you're not complying, though he did comply,
he rolled down his way.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Again, I understand the optics.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
I support police officers, but there is you gotta go
with the obvious, and that is he did roll down
to his window.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Right, because that's how he talked.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
He did.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
I watched it, and so he did give the driver's license.
He did give his driver's license. Are you saying he
didn't give his driver's license?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
He rolls the window, Yeah, he's tapping on his He's like,
don't tap on my window.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Don't right, I heard that. Ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, and like he's so then he rolls it back up,
and the officer is not done speaking with him. He's like,
roll it back down, right, And he's like, I put
my seatbelt and he's like, I'm not done with you.
You need I need you to roll down your window.
I'm not done talking to you.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, And so he did he or did he not
give his driver's license?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I believe he did give his.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Driver's license over that and that, but he wanted him
to keep his window rolled down so he could see
into it. And it's his job, the police officer's job,
to manage that.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, and he did open up the door. That's not
a reason to yoke somebody.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I think you're gonna see Tyreek killsue the police department win.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I don't know. I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
I don't I honestly don't think that he was complying.
I think he was being an asshole towards the comps.
Bad attitude is not. You can't put that in an
argument on why police you can. I understand you can
because it's a free country. But the idea that you
just because you have a bad attitude doesn't mean you
should have a knee in your back when you have
a bad attitude and the comps are being cool about
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it and then you're not.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
They weren't being cool about it at the beginning.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
They know he was not when he was not complying,
and they're like, okay, all right, you're not going to
roll your window down, You're going to.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Sit in here.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
We're going to open up the door and pull you out. Yeah,
they were doing their job. Now were they a little
too rough?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
It's not like they Rodney Kingdom right there on the
side of the road, all right, I would hope not.
All right, So I mean get out of the car.
And this goes for anybody you get pulled over. They
asked get out of the car, being an asshole about
it because you don't want pictures taken.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Who gives an f about you? I don't disagree with
any of that.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
But also it's their job to de escalate, and they
did not do that because again, it's their job to
de escalate, and they did. They de escalated it by
yank that's not de escalation, and then cuffing them out,
that's not de escalation.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
It made it worse for them.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
In the public's eye. It made it worse for them,
for the police officers. But he was still able to play.
They didn't hurt his knee clearly because he played. He
scored touchdowns an eighty yard touchdown, not to mention.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
I know, but a counter argument is that he played well.
Can't be listen. Here's the thing. Here's the optics that
I don't understand why people aren't seeing is we only
know about this incident because it's Tyreek Hill. Oh so
you're thinking like there's probably more citizens that have been
treated that way. Yeah, of course, yeah, much like much
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like Tyreek I bet you those regular citizens were being
a ruling assholes as well, and they got what they deserve.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, and manage your balls to the wall Sports On
Wednesday ninety seven five KM.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show nine one
eight four six oh kmo D. You can also text
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Speaker 1 (40:27):
Eight two nine four five Good morning, Lindsay.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Good morning, Good morning Corbyn, Good morning, Good morning Corn
will be at the Bok Center on Wednesday, October twenty third.
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Speaker 5 (40:48):
Good morning, Gimbie, Well, good morning Corbyn, Good morning Corbyn.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Oh you.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Football is back this weekend as the Sooners take on
two Lane down in Norman. Your pregame will start right
here with Chris Planket twelve thirty and then kickoff is
at A couple of weeks ago, Lindsay posted this video
online of this comedian that did some yacht rock and
I'm gonna play the one I believe that she posted,
and then he did a bunch of others and we
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can evaluate him and see what you think. I overwhelmingly
think all of these work, every single one of them.
And the first one that we have here is Metallica.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Take a listen.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
This is Metallica as if it was yacht rock or
grocery store music or any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
So muse zach U, zach.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
Son, everyone you free from Sam to the.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Sand there.
Speaker 9 (42:07):
In your middle.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Nn.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I mean I think that works. It does.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
I just found out the other day that that song
is about SIDS. Okay, I didn't know that. I didn't
know it was about sudden infant death syndrome.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Okay, I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, so there's that one here.
Yacht Rock is guns n' roses.
Speaker 11 (42:57):
We got fun and games.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
We got everything you want, honey. We know those me.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
We are the people that you buy whatever you may need.
If you got the money, honey, you got your disease.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Get to Chungo.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Welcome to the jungle. Want to bring it to your
no no no, no, no no no in the knees,
mes knees.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
I want to see you read Welcome to the jungle.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
We take it day by day. If you want, you're
gonna leave.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
But it's the dyce tooth me. And you're a fair
sex a girl and very hard of bees. I can
taste the bright lights, but you won't get their.
Speaker 12 (43:42):
Foot grease in the jungle.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Welcome to the jungle. Feel my life, my certainteen.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I wanna I wanna hear you screams, and.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
We know high you never never wanna come down, down,
down down.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
I really like that one. How they got the nun
the no no no, then the knees.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Pretty brilliant.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Right, Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
This is well, let's be clear, it isn't him true. Uh,
this is Let see if you can figure out this song.
Speaker 11 (44:15):
I want to whom know that I am happy for you.
Speaker 9 (44:24):
I wish nothing but.
Speaker 11 (44:27):
The best for you both A nod versions me.
Speaker 12 (44:33):
She promoted like me.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Would she go down on you in a theater? Does
she speak eloquently?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
And would you have your baby? I'm sure she.
Speaker 9 (44:43):
May really excellent.
Speaker 13 (44:45):
She make a really into the.
Speaker 11 (44:46):
Lover because the last she gave them maid wasn't able
to make it enough for you to be woman. Why no,
nervery time you speak her? Ladies know how to all me,
hold me until you died, until you died, but still.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Love to remind you of the mess you let wind
went on.
Speaker 11 (45:13):
It's not bad to deny me of the cross tip
that you gains me. Doo do do you seen prety well?
Speaker 1 (45:31):
And of course is Landa's more said.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Not quite as well?
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Uh, and you ought to know. Here is another Metallica song.
Speaker 11 (45:39):
Give Me, give it High, give me that bitch, I'll
design journale, I see your head, adrenaline crash and crack
my head Night Joe junk and paint me Dad.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
I see you.
Speaker 9 (46:01):
Bom hundreds do black and white war horse, goe ahead man,
white knuckle tight dope and white.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Juel not.
Speaker 9 (46:23):
Direction gasoline. So kimmy, kimmiy, gimme that shot desire.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Somebody text in I don't know why this works. Yeah, no,
I agree, it does, though very well.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
It sounds good. Somebody else texting make it stop. No,
I get it.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
If you are a purist and you don't want your
band messed with, I get it. But you can't deny
that it works. It's making me love yacht rock right
on percent is.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
All yacht rock, funky and jazzy like this.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
I didn't think so so I thought it was just
a lot of saxophones and tenors, right, But apparently I
dig it. It sounds good right. Uh, here is another one.
See if you can figure out what this is. Oh,
we got a slow jam now.
Speaker 11 (47:19):
In skill and I hear the woof bow money sniffing
around your door.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
In the still be my herby hebby telling me.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
I gotta a ball in the show.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Now I see the form of mass telling me.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Once in store, my hearts start aching.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
My body started shaking, and I can't take the ball now,
I'm no.
Speaker 9 (47:54):
Now, I just wanna get.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Close to you.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
It tastes your love so sweet, and I just want
to make love to you, feel your body.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
In still the night.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Of course that's white steak in the still of the night,
in the still than I. I don't know how you
can hate on that. Maybe this will be more your speed.
Speaker 11 (48:43):
Make us a little makeup, plating away the shakeli the
GE's upon the table.
Speaker 12 (48:50):
Here you go ride another fables.
Speaker 11 (48:52):
You wanted to reproding little makeup.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
You wanted to scouts taking away the shake.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
Come you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Believe that he's upon the table you wanted to. I
don't thank you job.
Speaker 12 (49:07):
So much a suicide.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
When Ajos deserves just diving.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
I don't know Serge would appreciate that, probably not, But
I feel like it works just fine. And then the
last one that I have here, I wasn't. I felt
like it wasn't gonna work. And maybe of all of them,
this is the one that works the least. And you
can be a judge for yourself.
Speaker 7 (49:46):
It chilly, stinging, swift soons every half Please meet to know.
Speaker 12 (50:03):
Kids, household that no the board screen me from somewhere. Yeah,
they come sum.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah you comester Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
No, no, no, no, you know the funk they added
to Alis and Chains. I think it still works awesome.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
It feels like the intro of like an eighties coption.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
All of these feel like I had no idea.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
I loved yacht rock so much. People are texting asking
if what's the person's at. I will put this up
so you guys can see it for yourself.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
No.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
I don't even listen to much rock, so I'm not
a purist, but this is torture on my ears.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Well, everybody's got bad taste.
Speaker 13 (50:58):
Man.
Speaker 5 (50:59):
It's okay, right, glad you shared your opinion. All right,
We'll take a break and we'll be back.
Speaker 10 (51:05):
More of The Big Man Morning Show is next. Ninety
seven km o D.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh k.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
M O D.
Speaker 5 (51:34):
You can also text bmms and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. Let's play
a game because we got tickets see Rob Zombie, Who's
gonna be at the Walmart Emphatheater on September seventeenth. Zombi's
gonna be there with Alice Cooper ministry filter. It's gonna
be a great night of rock and we want to
give you a pair of tickets.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Right now. Let's play sing sing current record is I
am leading with the eleven?
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Lindsay is right behind me with nine, and you were
right behind her with seven Last Week's Winter that would
be Lindsay. So Corbyn and Gimpi at nine one eight
four six, Oh kmo, d are your choices nine one
eight four six O KMOD call decide who's the clue giver?
Whoever gets the most right, It's gonna win those tickets
to see Rob Zombie on September seventeenth at the Walmart Amphitheater.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?
Hey Sam? Sam? Who would you like to give clues?
Gimpi or Corbyn?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Gimpy Sam?
Speaker 5 (52:28):
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
You ready, Yep? Here we go, Uh Sam.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
This is the song from the Flamboyant Piano Player about
a reptile Elton John.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yes, and this is not an alligator but a crocodile. Yep.
And what's the song from Elton John that has crocodile
in it? Crocodile tears.
Speaker 5 (52:53):
No, maybe I don't know crocodile hunter. No, I'm stuck
between a blank and a hard place.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Rock. Okay, put them together. There you go. Oh hell.
Speaker 5 (53:08):
This is a song from some dudes from Philadelphia. They
were hot in the nineties. And this is what happens
when you have reached the part of the street where
it no longer goes anywhere?
Speaker 10 (53:25):
Dead end?
Speaker 1 (53:26):
That that is true. What's another name for a street
or an avenue? Avenue or road? There you go. That's
the very last word of the song, not the beginning,
but the blank of a star, end of the road.
There you go, time, time, time, hang on the line,
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Sam two might be good enough, Okay, all right, it's
say part of the song. Are You're given a clue?
But you said of the good morning you're on the air.
What is your name? Daniel? Daniel? We've got a beat too,
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (54:03):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (54:04):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (54:06):
Neil shown. And this is one of the most famous
songs this Boston band.
Speaker 9 (54:14):
I don't Know.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
There's a band called the Darkness. They have a song
called I Blank in a thing called love.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
Don't know that? Okay, U. What is the opposite of
gou and when you have some people. Yes, there you go. Excellent.
Metallica did a different version of the song, but it's
about the person that visits you in the night, gives you.
Speaker 5 (54:50):
Dreams, drop enter and the opposite. The salutation for a sir,
your dad is blank, Daniel, I.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Don't opposite of missus, mister mister Samman.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
Correct, Rob, Yeah that's a tie, man. Nobody's gonna win anything.
Thanks for playing Daniel.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
All right, buddy, see you laters. Disappointment, Uh, Sam, tie,
nobody wins anything, man, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (55:31):
Not a big deal, I.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
Gotta tell you. Man.
Speaker 5 (55:34):
My favorite thing you did, though, was when you got
it right. You went sure, okay, I love it man.
It was fantastic. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
Okay, thanks man both on the butzers, yeah it is
what it is.
Speaker 1 (55:50):
Yeah, he didn't. He was like, I'm just guessing. Okay,
Yeah that sounds good. I'm good with that. Sure, all right.
We got to take a break.
Speaker 5 (55:58):
The record now keeps me at eleven, keeps Lindsay in nine,
keeps you at seven.
Speaker 10 (56:03):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right.
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Back, a big morning show.
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Speaker 1 (56:37):
To eight two, nine four five coming up, listen to emails.
Plus we have to tell the truth right now. We
should see what's in ghibbies four by.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
Four wel covin It says here the researcher say, COVID
lockdowns aged team's brains.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Of course they were a duration of time, right, I
think age advanced, Oh, no, faster than what they should.
Speaker 5 (57:01):
COVID lockdown, school closures and canceled activities aged team brains
as much as four years.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (57:10):
That's according to new research out of the University of
Washington that looked at brain scans. What researchers found was
that the cerebral cortex, the part of the brain that
controls reason and decision making.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Thinned out much more than expected.
Speaker 5 (57:26):
Boy showed an average premature brain aging of one point
four years. The results were much more pronounced in girls,
where their brains aged an average of four point two years.
I'm curious to what was the second place that was
expecting to get funding for a study not cancer?
Speaker 1 (57:46):
Why this?
Speaker 5 (57:48):
I mean, I'm saying it's not necessary to research it, right,
But what was the other option? Probably some scientists kids
like something's not right with you, boy, want to do
some re search. Or someone was like, hey, not in
this in any study. Hey, I'll give you X number
of dollars to do a study on XYZ.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
I'll take you money.
Speaker 5 (58:12):
Congress returns as government shutdown looms. Current funding where the
government runs.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
Out on September thirtieth.
Speaker 5 (58:19):
A potential shutdown would see federal agencies and national parks clothes.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Public services would also.
Speaker 5 (58:26):
Be limited, and millions of workers would be furloughed. As
the November election approaches, a stop gap bill will likely
be needed to avoid the shutdown, as Congress remains far
from reaching agreements on a full year funding bill.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
It seems like this happens all the time. No, this
is what they do to me. I say this every time.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
It is their number one job to keep the government
running and pass the bill, right, number one job. If
they mess around with this, don't vote that person back. Right,
And they're just going to keep I promise they're going
to get it figured out, and they're just gonna kick
the can down the street so they can use it
as propaganda later.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
They always do each side.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
What else we got here? Former New York Gubna Cuomo's
testifying on Capitol hillover COVID nineteen pandemic. He's previously been
criticized about the more than fifteen thousand nursing home deaths
in the state during the closed door House subcommittee hearing.
That committee will release its findings and live stream Como's appearance.
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Back in June, an independent report by an outside consulting
firm concluded that como's takeover of public health policy during
the pandemic was quote a significant and unnecessary mistake. COMO
issued a mandating twenty twenty ordering nursing homes to admit
patients who'd tested positive for coronavirus, and then, lastly here
American Airlines adding three hundred jobs to the Tulsa base.
(59:48):
American Airlines announced yesterday that it will bring hundreds of
new positions to its tech Ops Tulsa maintenance base. They'll
be adding a Boeing seven eighty seven heavy maintenance line
as well as another seven thirty seven line, and that
work means three hundred and twenty one total openings across
the repair hangars touching Tulsa and National Airport Runways two
hundred and twenty seven of the jobs will be aviation
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maintenance technician positions.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
That's massive. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Yeah, that's good stuff for them. All right, let's see
what lindsay. As for balls to the wall sports, a.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Fresh legal issue has surfaced four Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson. Yesterday,
a brand new lawsuit was filed accusing Watson of sexual
assault and battery in an incident dating back to October
of twenty two, so we run, while he was still
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playing for the Houston Texans. So The accuser, known as
Jane Doe, says the incident in question happened while the
two of them were to be having dinner at her
apartment the night of the date. The suit says Watson
was having difficulty finding her apartment and began aggressively yelling
(01:01:12):
and screaming at her on the phone, saying he didn't
have time for this. Okay, that's where I have my
first issue. I would have been like, just forget it,
bro then don't come over, but she let him in.
Once inside, she says she was putting on makeup in
(01:01:33):
the bathroom and came out to find Watson completely naked
on her bed, lying face down on his stomach.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
The old naked man trick. Huh do men really do this?
This is the first time we've heard a man do this, right.
Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
The suit alleges that Watson then requested the woman to
massage his buttocks, and she tried to appease him by
massaging his back instead. From there, he allegedly turned over
and continued to demand she massage him, gesturing from his
knees to his groin. The suit then says Watson, before
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the woman could respond to his request, partially disrobed Jane
Doe and penetrated her without consents.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Oh god. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
This apparently went on for several minutes before she could
escape and grab a heavy piece of decor for self defense. Oh.
At that point, the suit says, Watson stormed out of
her apartment. The NFL has declined to comment on the
new lawsuit, and the Browns have yet to comment as well.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I wonder what kind of decor she used? Was it
of oz?
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
That's what I was thinking, something like that.
Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
This says if you have kids in the car, turnoned off.
Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
It says that she felt paralyzed and unsure just like
Lindsay described, unsure of her safety trying to stop him,
and he continued. He roughly sexually assaulted her for several
minutes while quote in the missionary position, before grabbing her
and flipping her over. He then continued to assault her
aggressively from behind. Finally she gathered the courage to and
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strength to escape him. She quickly ran to her dresser
grabbed a heavy piece of decor for self. I'm gonna
think like a like some sort of piece of coral fish, okay,
or a vase, maybe even a lamp lamp yeah, and
yelled at Watson to get out of her apartment, and
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he stormed out.
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
In a rage. So he went from if.
Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
You're not ready, because she wasn't ready when he arrived
for a date. And she's like, hey, have a seat
in the living room. I'll be ready in a minute.
How's how was practice? How's those court pass going?
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
And uh, I'm sure it's different with me, all right?
And then maybe these all happened the same time.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I don't know. And then she comes out and he's naked.
You're like, here's the thing too.
Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
He was probably a sure thing, right, He just would
have played the date out right, right, and I've been
all weird. And then he's like, rub my butt. I
gotta be honest, never ask my wife to rub my butt. No,
And he got mad when she wouldn't rub his butt
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and she rubbed his back. Yeah, no, rub my butt.
Like he got angry with her again because she wouldn't
rub his butt.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Sorry, his glutes. What's been a hard day, he's been
working out, right, stand up, sit down, I get it life.
Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
And then he goes, well, all right, since you're not
gonna do that, I'll just forget the pleasantries.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I'm just going to rape you. Yeah damn.
Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Maybe to him, I'm not saying this is okay, but
maybe to him that's for play, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Maybe he is a little kinky like it.
Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
The problem with people that are habitual assaulters is they
think they're not doing wrong right, So then the question
is what is it they think they're doing right? And
when you're trying to decipher it, I think, which he
probably thinks, rubbing the butt or being naked is for play.
Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Right, what's she gonna she's gonna turn me down? I'm
already naked, yeah right? Lack sending a d pic, right, yeah,
she sees that. How can she help herself? Look at
my butt? Now? Maybe the problem.
Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Here's the difference between this time and a different time
is before there was hope he was gonna be a
good quarterback.
Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yeah, now he's not a good quarter he's not. Why
he's even have a job still? Why is he because
you paid the money.
Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
You're already paying him no matter what, so you had
to kind of see it through, right, I get it.
But now you've gone through two seasons, one and a
half seasons of him and it hasn't been fruitful.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Now now he's a problem.
Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Right now, he's now he's the Even if you're if
he's a great quarterback, it's no big deal, like we'll.
Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Deal with it right But now and he's a problem.
Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Yeah, bro, some other team will pick him up a
little bit different with them. I think it's I think
it's over.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah, maybe this is done.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
I don't know. Carolina needs a quarterback, as zoinks.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
And that's your ball to the wall Sports. I'm Wenday
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in Vegas September twentieth and the twenty first. All right,
little listener emails. I'll read an email, and you guys
get to give advice. This one says, So, I was
just curious on what I should do about my neighbor's
dog that's about two down. They have a fence, but
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yet are constantly out causing drama, trying to fight other dogs.
They literally attacked a smaller dog this morning. I have
seen them play tug of war with something dead, hoping
it wasn't someone's cat. Because they go into people's backyards,
including mine, and stuff, rip up trash in my yard, etc.
Just nuances, just nuisances. And I don't want to call
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animal control because they are owned by someone, and I'm
unsure what will happen there.
Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
But yeah, some suggestions would be great.
Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
I'm not in the country anymore, so I can't pop
them while they're on my property, and I'm definitely not
going up there personally, just for it to go south
and my house to be targeted or the owner just
kill them because it's easier. Also, my other neighbor has
a dog. I don't know, no exact neighbor, but they
got a dog when it was a puppy and does
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not take care of it and lets it run wild
all day and all night. He does have a skin
infection on him, I do believe, I do believe, and
is skittish of humans. He comes to me and my
boyfriend because we feed him and such. So any suggestions
for both situations would help. So we've got a person
who lives in a neighborhood and there's dogs. One set
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of dogs runs that bitch right. The other dogs is
apparently infected with the plague, and they would pop it,
but they don't. They're not in the country anymore, and
they don't want to call animal control because they have
an owner, or they don't want to go down the
(01:09:37):
street and say something to the neighbor because well, they
might kill it or kill them, and they're looking for suggestions.
Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Neighborhood with some dogs, what to do? What to do?
That sounds like it sucks, no doubt, it sure does.
We were having dinner the other night on the back
patio and some dogs were barked, like a lot of
dogs were barking, and.
Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
My kids were like, well, what's happening. It sounds like
the dogs are ouled up. She's like, yeah, but they're
barking a lot. That's what dogs do. They bark because
of the wind.
Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Right. They don't need a real good reason. Nope, that's
just how they talk. So what should this person do?
Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Don't want to call animal control, don't want to assassinate them,
don't want to talk to the neighbor.
Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
What should they do? Damn?
Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
I think when you rent, you feel like your options
are really limited. Okay, I said, feel Yeah, you feel
like your options are limited because it's not your place.
Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I mean, but it is. I mean just because you
don't own it. You're living there. It's your house, it's you.
It is not your house, it is not your domicile.
Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
But you're paying to stay there.
Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
You're paying to stay there. May not want to call
animal control. But call animal control. The second one sounds
like neglect. That's a text that came in.
Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
You can leave a bowl of anti freeze and the
problem will fit it fix itself, or buy a BB.
Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Gun and shoot it in the ass every now and then.
Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Okay, at least you're not killing the dog by shooting
it with a BB gun. My mama used to keep
bottle rockets on the TV, so when stray dogs would
come up to her house, she'd go out there fire
if you off at them and scare them off.
Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Now, that's one way to handle it. I guess if
you shoot a dog with a BB gun and the
owner calls the police, is there a crime?
Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
I mean, one could say it's I don't think it's.
One could say is it animals?
Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Right? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
What about leaving anti freeze out? And is that a
I thought that was a myth that dogs just go
to ana freeze? Like how they fix that problem they did?
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
I don't know, but I think they call that murder.
Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
And what brand? I like, I stand there and go,
I don't know the best brand of anti freeze to
use to kill it. Old.
Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
I'm just saying because you don't want to get it wrong.
I guess right, if you're going to do it, do
it right.
Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
You want to want and done.
Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
BB gun does sting, but won't really harm them. Typically
the sound will run them off, you mean the right.
And again, even if it doesn't harm them, I still
think there might be a crime there.
Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Yeah, it's still cruelty of sorts.
Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
I think if you shoot them with a BB gun
and just because you're trying to scare them, I think
because it's someone's property. Yeah, right, I think that's where
you may be getting a crime. Uh, it's cruelty to animals,
which is a felony. Yeah, you want to get a felony.
Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Over a nuisance? You could just deal with it. I
mean the idea of like, do you have a baby gun?
Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Right, and then you go and buy a baby gun
to shoot a dog that's barking and tormenting your neighbor.
If you don't have pets, I'm not sure where the
torment's coming. And they mean they come into your car,
your backyard, they lift.
Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
The gate, right, jump the fence and digging. Some dogs
can jymp. Yeah, some dogs can do that. Some dogs
can jump fences.
Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
Oh yeah, but what happens if you shoot this dog
or kill it and he freeze whatever, and then the
next dog comes around, you know, because that's that's.
Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
What's going to happen.
Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
I feel like we've been down the rabbit hole of
an animal on your property? Um, can you legally shoot
someone in Oklahoma? No, we want a dog, And generally
it's generally illegal to shoot a dog just because it's
on your property. Yes, they are some circumstances that would
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make it legal. Yeah, if it's attacking a toddler, if
chasing livestock. It says, if it's dog is chasing livestock
on your property, you can legally shoot it if if
you own the dog, or if you're authorized to kill
it by the owner.
Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
So not your dog don't have permission. No, you cannot
excuse me, sir? Can I kill your.
Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Dog threatening you? If a dog is threatening you, you
may have legal justification to shoot. So if a dog
shows up on your property and says, listen, bitch, I'm
gonna kick your ass. Yeah, I'm gonna make you regret
the day you were born, and I'm gonna and then
I'm gonna rape your wife. Like then, I feel like
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you might you might be justified in protecting yourself. Maximum
punishment for animal cruelty and Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Yes, ten years.
Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Let's say five five maximum is five, so five to
one and a five thousand dollars. Fine, damn it's this
text says, get yourself a nice airhorn and be a
bigger nuisance. There you go.
Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Can you get a chicken? If so you can protect
your livestock?
Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
That true statement. You know you get more than one chicken.
You just get two chicks. Again, as it said, if
you have permission from the owner to kill it, that's right.
You gotta come. Hey, your dog's chasing my two chickens.
Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
And if you are one of those backyard rooster people
that don't have a fence or anything, then you're letting
it run a muck.
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Reasonable answer, So you don't want anything to happen to
the owner of the dog.
Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
If you call the authorities, I think you're the problem.
There isn't a reasonable answer if you're not willing to
nut up or shut up. Nuclear answer, Catch the dog
and click train click, train it to attack, take it
back saying you found it. Click as soon as they
have it. Oh god, And then somebody backtracking on the
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Anna freeze. The an freeze was a bad joke. But
my dad lived in the country. When wild dog showed up,
he'd shoot him in the ass.
Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Why the ass?
Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
They didn't come around no more. But it's also a
crime to let your dog run around? Is it a
crime to let your dog run around?
Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
I think in the city, sure, yeah, uh, I don't
know if it's on it here. But you're cutting out
through you, Okay, it's legal if you are someone else
in danger. Sounds like he wants someone to hear this
and do something about it. He don't want to call
animal control. You don't want to talk to the owners.
He don't want to get rid of it himself. Well,
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let's be clear.
Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
You cannot get rid of it. No, not without permission.
Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
And that feels like to go out of your way
and ask permission to get rid of somebody's property.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Feels like a big ass.
Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
But I mean, if these dogs are roaman the neighborhood
and one sounds like neglect. I mean, is the owner
really taking care of them? No, they're just letting them
run around and take care of themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
I like this never illegal to spill cocoa powder where
they can get to it.
Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Okay, I don't know if cocoa powder will kill them.
It'll give them the hershey squirts, I know that. And
neglect feels like a giant leap animalglect is a failed
to provide an animal with the basic care it needs
to thrive, food, water, shelter, not providing medical care, hoarding, abandonment.
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So just because dog's got some skin thing, don't unless.
Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
You're a vet. I don't know how you can diagnose that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
And two, just because it's rolling around doesn't mean it's
not being taken care of. I know plenty of people
that leave their dogs chained up in their yard and
they don't get in trouble for now. Animal to glact
for real, as long as there's a doghouse out there
and they have food and water, that's all you need.
Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
That's not only.
Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
Basics, it says here as little as four ounces could
be fatal. Can't four ounces of cocoa powder? Oh yeah,
the dog chocolate's very bad for dogs?
Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Did you not know that? Well?
Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
I know it's bad for him and it'll make them sick,
but I didn't know how much exactly it would it
take to it kill them four ounces.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
But but this is cocoa powder is definitely more than
just giving a dog chocolate.
Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Okay, say more Well, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Because yeah, cocoa powder is definitely more lethal. I don't
know why, but just a chocolate.
Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Like at I guess what I'm asking you.
Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
I know that i've well they have said cocoa powder
text so and then he looked up cocoa powder four
ounces can be lethal to a dog, right, yeah, because
I remember one time my dog had eaten like a
Snickers bar or something. Yeah, and I freaked out and
I called the vet and I said, my dog ate
a Snickers bar? Is he gonna die? And he said no, no,
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he'll be fine. Like you said, it'll probably give him diarrhea.
But it's it's not good for dogs to have chocolate,
but it's not lethal like people thought.
Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
And texting and never legal to spill cocoa powder where
they can get it. H If your intent to spill
cocoa powder is too harm.
Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Them, that's premeditated. That's that's first degree.
Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
They can't prove it.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Yeah, nobody spills Nobody spills cocoa powder in the driveway.
Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
I went to the store and it fell the only thing.
Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Huh yeah, yeah, Well you could spill something else and
make it look like, you know, an accident.
Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
And now you're just in a lunatic. Well you spill
some milk and maybe some eggs.
Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Well, then if it milks, and then what if it's
chocolate milky chucky milky? And Oklahoma, you're in worse trouble
for beating your dog than your wife. Title four in
Oklahoma's statutes covers animals. Otherwise it's the city ord and
it's fun fact. The Cherokee Nation is no dog laws.
I don't know if any of that's true. Do does
your area of town have a leash law? If so,
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call animal control. This one sprinkler for dogs. I mean
you could do that right, go out there and hose
her down. Yeah, but then then it becomes like a thing.
Then you're always looking at your window for the dogs
and you gotta run out there and the sprinkling thing.
What are you gonna do in the winter time that
doesn't get back like four weeks where it's that cold, right,
(01:20:46):
go talk to your neighbor. Speaking works, Okay, I mean
those are all options. We've got a listener email from
somebody who says that, uh, they got some dogs in
their neighborhood two doors down. Uh they have a fin
but are constantly causing drama, trying to fight other dogs,
play tug of war with something dead, they get into
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their backyard, rip up trash.
Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
They're just new nuisances.
Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
And I don't want to call animabal control because they're
owned by someone and I'm sure what will I'm not
I'm sure what will happen, but yeah, some suggestions would
be great. I'm not in the country more so I
can't pop it while they're on my property. I'm definitely
not going up there personally for it to go south
and my house be targeted or their owner just kill them.
(01:21:32):
Also my other by the way, I love the line
of the owner just kill them because it's easier, like
you're just gonna persuade them to kill their property.
Speaker 11 (01:21:40):
Right.
Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
Also, my other neighbor has a dog. I don't know
the exact neighbor, but he lets it run wild all
day and night all night. He does have a skin
infection on him. We can only assume he's talking about
the dog there. And I do believe it's skittish of humans. Again,
still unsure if it's the neighbor of the dog, he
comes to me and my boyfriend because we feed them
and such, So anything any suggestions for both situations will help.
Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Lindsey Okay, First, stop feeding your neighbor's dog, because that's
why the dog keeps coming back. And the other dogs
are probably coming to your house too, because they know
that you're feeding right meeting right exactly exactly. They smell
that food, they know where to get the food from.
Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
So stop sprinkling cocoa powder in the driveway. They smell
that too, right, So.
Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Stop feeding the neighbor's dog. It's not your dog, Stop
feeding it. And why wouldn't you want to talk to
the neighbor about their dog if it's a problem. If
you don't want to talk to them, fine, you don't
want to call animal control? Why you're afraid that the
neighbor's going to know it was you? You can make
an anonymous phone call if you haven't yet talked to
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the neighbor before, then you will never know that it
was you. You can ask to be anonymous, just call
say they are a nuisance. Just or if you don't
want to do it, have your boyfriend it someone has
to do it. Otherwise nothing's ever going to be done
because they probably don't know that they are a problem
(01:23:09):
if no one says anything to the neighbor. So there
you have it. You have to have your man call
animal controller. You call animal control. But until the neighbors
know that their dog's a problem. They don't know that
their dogs are a problem. There you go, but stop
feeding the damn dog next door and it won't.
Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Come over anymore. GIMPI.
Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
There's a couple of options that you could go here.
The first one is yet, stop being a bitch and
call animal control. Let them come pick up the dogs.
It'll be fine. Your neighbors will get over it. Your
second option, which is a little bit more expensive but
awesome as hell, is get a pet lion. Get a
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pet lion, and I bet you those dogs don't come
around your house anymore at all, whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
I don't know about the pet lion. That feels like
a lot of money, right. I said it was gonna
be a little expensive and a lot of paperwork.
Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And it also may be shining
the light on you, right because the lion's not out
in the neighborhood. Playing.
Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Yeah, I definitely stop feeding, that's obvious. And I wouldn't
go talk to the neighbor. I wouldn't do it that.
I'd just call animal control. It ain't your problem. If
it's that big of a deal to move, that's a choice.
Oh yeah, but I would just call animal control. I
(01:24:53):
also like to find the neighbor that loves talking to h.
Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
O A, go talk to them. Yeah, hey, have you
seen the dogs? Hey, they are a nuisance. It just
like that, hands on the hip and gotta kind of lift,
get the shoulders up. They are a nuisance to kind
of put your chin forward, par and take care of it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
They would just lit their animals just around the neighborhood
like that. Yeah, that's definitely a way to deal with
it too. Or here's a great idea too.
Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Just say it over and over to your boyfriend. Just
make that the thing NonStop. How is your day?
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Dear?
Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Dogs?
Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
And then the boyfriend left her, and then the Hey,
we all make decisions. We are a product of our decisions.
Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Right. Uh yeah, that would be what I would do.
Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
Or there's a whole lot of nothing you could do.
You could just you can choose not to engage in
any of it. Be like what dogs just walk through
life with blinders on. You're just wanting suggestion. These are
just ideas, eh.
Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
I would steer away from the lion by a lion donkey,
I'm on board with.
Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
Yeah, But is a donkey going to defend the house?
Absolutely it will is a donkey. I mean, is a
dog going to be afraid of a donkey?
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Absolutely? Maybe if it gets kicked once or twice.
Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
That's why farmers have donkeys to deal with coyotes and
stuff like that. Yeah, but a lion's cooler because you know,
once you hear that roar, that not only is going
to ward off any dogs coming to your house, potential
neighbors as well.
Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
I don't know if a lion's cooler, a cooler than
a donkey, I don't know. I don't think a lion
not cooler than a donkey.
Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
I can think of a multiple, multiple lists, Man of
why you one ask the lion to carry something for you?
Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Ain't happening? Some train? It could be done. Have a
great nickname like a donkey does he man wrote a lion?
Why can't I?
Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
And I'm just saying if both of us a Bengal tiger.
I think either way, if both of us pull up
to work, you're riding the donkey. I'm riding the lion.
Who looks more badass.
Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
I'm just saying, first of all, you would have already
arrived and left.
Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
Before I've arrived with the donkeys. And you're talking about
battle Cat.
Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Yeah, yeah, he was a lion, wasn't he.
Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
He Man's tiger's name is battle Cat, but when he
Man is in his Prince Adam form, the tiger's name
is Cringer. Listen, lion, tiger bear, whatever get you a
larger animal. Can always email a show at kmod dot com.
We love giving solid, helpful advice.
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My girlfriend and I got in a fight about going
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to the bar with my friends. When I came home,
she was waiting at my house. We went inside, we argued,
and I left because I didn't want to argue with her.
When I came back later she was gone, but she
smashed my PS five.
Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Bitch? Is she crazy? Is this a red flag?
Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
You can hear gin be laughing.
Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
And I know people have stayed in relationships when things
were red flags, at least observed by others, So I
think it's fair to go.
Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Is this a red flag? For sure? Plenty? I dated
a girl and I showed and she I was out,
like we didn't have plans or anything. I showed up.
Speaker 5 (01:29:28):
She was in my driveway right, and she proceeded to
yell at me from her car, and I was like,
I just laugh at her and went inside.
Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
And what did she do after that? Did she stick
around and continue to yell? Or she stayed out? She
stayed out there and yelled.
Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
She tried to call me right, and I was like, no,
eventually they'll tire themselves out right.
Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
But it would have been fair to have been like,
is this a red flag? It would be fair and
be like, well she does that one thing? I like,
but is it worth it?
Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
I'm just saying, are things red fla what are red flags?
Plenty of people men and women throw fits?
Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Oh yeah, in dating for sure?
Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
For sure?
Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
I think it's a difference to throw a fit and
you know, damage your property. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:30:31):
It's one thing to stomp your feet and express how
angry and upset you are. But once you take a
hammer or whatever object was used and start smashing personal property,
that's a crime.
Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Now, right, there's healthy communication and unhealthy communicator.
Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
We used to have this person on the show that
he said that the girl he was dating at the time,
he wasn't where he was supposed to or I don't know,
And she showed up at the house, couldn't get in,
but his window was kind of open, and she yanked
the blind off the wall.
Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Jesus Christ, is that property?
Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
Yes, yeah, yes, it may not be much. It's not
a PlayStation five, but it's still property. And if she
opened up the window to to uh more to pull.
Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
The blinds off, well, now that's that's that's being any,
isn't it. I mean, you're not technically.
Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
Breaking anything, but you are crossing the threshold on the
down side there. In my in the movie Heat, which
I think is a great movie, right, de Niro, Puccino,
Val Kilmer, And in the movie Val Kilmer is fighting
with his wife, Ashley Judd, and she's just.
Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Sick of it, like it's some horrible acting. That's literally
the line that she does. But he gets mad. They
get an argument and he leaves, and as he leaves,
he pulls a frame off the wall and then you know,
continues out the door. And even seeing that movie at
the age I did, I was like, what is he doing?
Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Well, because is that a lesson? Now? You got to
put that frame up? Is that a message sent? The
story about somebody on the show and the blind's getting told.
Is that a message? Well, I can't go out. I
have to put the blinds back up right. It could
be it could be a subtle sign.
Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
I guess I'm just stupid then, because smashing a PS
five that's not I don't know what the message is there.
Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
What are what are you? Are you a hit man?
Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Are you trying to break my knees? I don't understand
the message that's being sent. I think the message there
is you hurt my feelings, so therefore I'm gonna make
you feel how I feel.
Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
How do I do that? Smash your PlayStation?
Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
The sex says I dated a girl that would take
my Xbox to work with her, so I couldn't play
it when I got off work while she was at work.
Speaker 13 (01:33:04):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
God, but I bet she is a good look for real.
Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
Another one smash my PS five I have smash your
car windows hashtag toxic.
Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Sounds like a perfectly made marriage, right, keeping it even.
Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
That's so toxic they labeled it they behind and right.
Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Yeah, some people like those type of relationships though.
Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
Either it's because that's all they know, that's all they've
ever had, or they see their mom and dad acting
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
Some people like that toxicity. I mean, some people see that.
Speaker 5 (01:33:41):
Here's the thing is that one probably sees that's the
way you love, right, and the other one sees that
as a tension, which they see as love.
Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Yeah, oh they must care.
Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
We laugh, I'm not joking. Psychologically, those people find themselves,
they find each other. Yeah, finding the life partners all
about finding the person who's crazy you can handle. We
all have a little craziness. Hmmm, that's interesting. It's an
interesting way.
Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
To word that. I would agree.
Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
Everybody's got a little bit of crazy in it. It's
just how do you handle it? And how much crazy
can you handle? Smashing PlayStations crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
I don't think so. Call you at one thirty in
the morning because you had a bad dream. That's okay,
that's a that's a tolerable amount of crazy, that's what
you said.
Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Yeah, hmm.
Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
I don't know if I like the crazy line, and
maybe just because it automatically implies negativity rather than you know,
some people think, hey, bringing me juice every morning, are
making me waffles every morning is crazy? Yeah, but that's
but that fooding and food and nutrients are hardly crazy, right.
Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
I think my crazy is my ADHD or my OCD,
or the fact like if I want something done, I
want it done.
Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
You have OCD.
Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Yeah, a little bit when it comes to cleaning or
when it comes like especially when it comes to cleaning,
like if I want the garbage taken out, I want
it done right this very second.
Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
So not, that's not OCD.
Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
That's not OCD. That's you gave an order, you want
it done right away. That's not it's done a certain way,
that's not OCD.
Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
Yeah, that's that's my way.
Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
You're doing it in a certain way, is OCD?
Speaker 7 (01:35:32):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Crazy? But telling other people yeahs that then then we're good.
Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
What's your crazy? Gimpy?
Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Ummm?
Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
You know I was thinking about that, and I don't
know because I'm on the inside looking out.
Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
I'm not on the outside.
Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Looking in, so like that would be a better suited
question for somebody else. No, what's the gimpy's crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
No, you got to have self awareness?
Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
Sure, I guess I don't know, though, I don't know
what my crazy would be, So therefore you don't think
you have crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Well, I know I've got it, it's just what is it?
Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
Maybe I haven't figured it out yet, because again, everybody's
got that little bit of crazy in them. You know,
this person said, reasonable answer? Is this an isolated incident
or normal behavior? Have you done things that contributed to
her behavior? You may not be the best for each other.
Nuclear answer. You need to treat this like bull riding.
(01:36:32):
Stay on until you win, then hope some other clown
distracts her before she stomps your head to mushh.
Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Yeah, is she psycho for busting a PS? Five? Ask yourself?
Does she wear makeup? Right? Yeah? Maybe?
Speaker 7 (01:36:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
My crazy? Yeah, there's a lot of them, right.
Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
I like things to be done a certain way. I
just I do them.
Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
I don't expect other people to do them my crazy way,
so that would be my crazy. Okay, So like, if
let's just use a cliche. If you don't put plastic on,
you know, the balls on top of the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
I'll just move them. I won't go. I won't go.
You need to put them on the top.
Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
Right If you leave SINC dishes in the sink, Allison,
I'm just gonna put them in the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
WHOA Was that out loud? Called out? Was that out loud?
I swear I said that in my head. I didn't
hear anything. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm
about this text. Had a girl who did this.
Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
She smashed everything I had for gaming, my work computer
as well as my TV. When I came home and
yelled wtf why she did why? She said, don't overreact,
it's not a big deal. I called her mom huh M,
had a mover out and left the state the next day.
Didn't want to be a murder victim episode on eighty
(01:38:02):
minutes YO calling someone's mom, Hey.
Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
You gotta get your daughter. This bitch is Craig Cray. Yeah,
I can't handle this. Get her out.
Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
I mean, okay, what's your other option? If she's crazy
to leave? You are leaving anyway?
Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:38:20):
Well, well he laughed after he told her to leave.
That's what I'm saying is yeah, but it may not
have been a planned move. You know, it was a
plan to move after the fact.
Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
I don't care you calling someone like, what are you doing?
This is not a child?
Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
Well listen, okay, So you either call the cops right
and have them deal with it, or you call the
parents and there's a little less drama that you have
to deal with. You moved, Well, that's because they're pussy,
you know, didn't want to get murdered.
Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
You called another adults adult.
Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
Yeah, yeah, he did her a favor by not calling
the police.
Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
I would say, yeah, sure, he's a saint. No, here's
the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
How old were they at this time? Were you eighteen
nineteen just trying to figure it out? Or are you
forty and doesn't matter?
Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Your girlfriend's sixty year old mother to come doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (01:39:16):
That is another adult. You crossed the threshold. It's time
to adult. Text my our an email. My girlfriend and
I got in a fight about going to the bar
with my friends. When I came home, she was waiting
at my house. We went inside, argued. I left because
I didn't want to argue came back later, she was gone.
She smashed my PS five.
Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Is she crazy? Is this a red flag?
Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Lindsey, I feel like there's more to this that is
being left out. Take it however however you want. It
could be a red flag.
Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
I think he's asking us, is it a red flag?
Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
It could be?
Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
How so how could it or not? Like? Explain that?
Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
I mean, I just I don't think that it's not
healthy to break things in an argument.
Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Just say, it's not a red flag. Girl, You clearly
going down that road.
Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
I don't think it's necessary to break things in an argument.
I don't. Do you think it's ad someone's back? Yeah,
it's not healthy. It's not a healthy situation. I mean
he was, he was gone, and she broke how much?
All those five hundred bucks something like that? Yeah, yeah,
I mean yeah, I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that.
(01:40:36):
There's no way. I mean, she took something that clearly
was so important to him and smashed it. That to
me is a red flag. She could have just left
and not returned. But yeah, to me, that's a red flag,
plain and simple.
Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
By the way, the update on the text, I was eighteen,
she was twenty four. Good for you, bro, No, not
good for you. A child as an adult eighteen illegal? Sure,
freshly eighteen. Yeah, and you're twenty four. That's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
She was twenty four, he was eighteen.
Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
Oh that's again. Oh sorry you bro, high hie. Yeah,
that should have been your first sign. It was a
red flag.
Speaker 5 (01:41:20):
By the way, she likes you called the mom of
a twenty four year old. My argument's still the same.
Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Yeah, doesn't change, gimbi. Yes, that's a huge red flag, man,
huge red flag.
Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
And here's the reason why. Right now, it's your PlayStation five.
Next time it could be you. It could be you
that she's smashing with a hammer or whatever object that
she used. You know, maybe she picked it up and
slammed it on the ground. You know, next time it
could be you that gets picked up and slammed on
(01:41:56):
the ground.
Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
So this bitch is gone. Let her go. Oh sucks
that you lost your PlayStation. That does suck.
Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
They've got pawn shops out there, you know, they're they're
not as scarce as they used to be when they
first came out.
Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
You can buy another one.
Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
So I say, let the bitch go and find somebody
who's not gonna break your stuff because they're throwing a fit.
Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
That's it. Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
It may or may not be a red flag. Probably
just calling out to have a child. So get her
pregnant so you can be attached for the next eighteen
years or life and or or do this have like
three nights a week you go out, move in together.
I'm sure this will pass. I'm sure you can rationally
(01:42:47):
have a conversation with her about it. No, that's I
am of the belief you do not have a right
to destroy my property, even in our marriage. If my
wife did, this would be a massive problem. You do
not have a right to destroy my stuff, full stop,
just like I don't have a right.
Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
To destroy your stuff. That's not how you love people,
at least in my world. Right. Uh. If you need
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buy a twelve pack of it. I just want one
because I want to try it.
Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
Oh, it's the soda is flavored like an oreo. I
thought it was the cookie flavored like Coca Cola. Maybe
the cream filled.
Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
Okay, no soda. Very interesting. I have never heard of this.
It's Coca coca.
Speaker 5 (01:47:19):
It's cookie flavored cola, and it's zero sugar, which means
no calories, no carbs, no sugar.
Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
So it's just chemicals.
Speaker 5 (01:47:29):
I've seen Doctor Pepper flavored cotton candy at the store recently,
but not to this Oreo cocaine.
Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
Yeah. Not a fan of buying cotton candy in a package. No,
I'm just not a fan of cotton candy in general.
Speaker 5 (01:47:44):
HiT's just keep on coming with this, dude, huh. Don't
like Italian food. Not really a fan of pizza.
Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
It's a lot. I don't like cotton candy. No, that's
exactly what it is. It's delicious, sticky. Don't like desserts.
Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
Plus, if you know me and cotton balls in general,
or cotton, it's got that same texture and I can't
it makes me cringe yet. You wear cotton shirts, but
it doesn't have that same texture. There's certain towels that
have that crunch to it.
Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
I'm like, crunch cotton. No, that's cottons. Not supposed to
have a crunch, I know, but I don't know why
it does. But it does. Then it's old or dried
weird damn. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
Okay, anyway, would you try Oreo flavored Coca Cola soda?
Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Yeah, I think so. I think it would. I think
iced and glass Yeah, okay, I don't like I don't
like a boogie. I don't like room temperature soda.
Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
So if I just had one here, not ice, you'd
be like pass.
Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
I probably still try it.
Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
Yeah, Kimpy, Yeah, I'd give it a shot, just to
see what it's like.
Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
You know, if they came in three packs where you
can find like two liter bottle or something, we could
split it up, see how it goes.
Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
So we said this is a text.
Speaker 5 (01:49:04):
Oreo has Coke flavored Oreos too, Okay, Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Flavored hoping no Colombian. I like this question. Do you
guys like cops? Lindsay yeah, say more.
Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
I got nothing against him. I like what they do.
They serve a purpose, for sure, I've gotten nothing against them.
Now there are some that take their job too far,
and those are the ones that I probably stay away from.
Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
GIMPI for sure. Man, I've been watching that TV show
since I was a kid. Yeah, this show is amazing.
This content, the amount of content is just nice people watching.
Never happened to me. Uh, yeah, I'm a I'm a fan.
I think they do a service. A lot of you
are pussies to do.
Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
Yeah, and uh, just like any other industry, there's some
bad actors in it, and they've got some bad actors,
but their job isn't to I mean, they're dealing with
people on their worst days.
Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
So yeah, it's an interest. Do you like cops? Yeah?
Trying to think why I would hate one? Right? Maybe
I guess if you killed my loved one, maybe your
wife and kids?
Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
Possibly?
Speaker 5 (01:50:28):
Yeah, but overall, like they're all again, they're people, so
like because one bad actor, I'm not gonna lump that
in with all law enforcement.
Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
Ooh, I like this. How many people do you truly hate?
Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
None? I don't even like the word hate, because hate
is like murder in my opinion, Lindsey, I don't know
your middle name, Renee.
Speaker 1 (01:50:59):
You are not being honest right now.
Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
I don't like the word hate.
Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
You hate somebody, I know for sure you've said the words.
I'm right here. Who will Smith's wife?
Speaker 5 (01:51:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
I just like her very very much, Jada Pinkett Smith.
Speaker 5 (01:51:18):
I know, but people do this all the time, like, oh,
I don't hate anybody, but I just like her very
very very very much.
Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
That's hate.
Speaker 2 (01:51:23):
I don't know if I. I don't know if I
she doesn't affect my life, but yeah, I don't care
for her. I don't listen to her. I didn't. I
never watched her show on when it was on Facebook
or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
Did you watch any show on Facebook right now?
Speaker 2 (01:51:37):
I actually did watch an episode of Tom Brady's when
he had it on that but yeah, no, I yeah,
I don't care for her. I think she is always
looking for attention, and I think what she but Will
threw was ridiculous. I think she kind of, yeah, gave
him my.
Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
Back because he was a roboty just went with it.
Yeah that's what.
Speaker 6 (01:52:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
Yeah, at least one one person for sure. I'm right here.
Speaker 5 (01:52:10):
I think overall, if you sat me in a room
and had to like, hey, let's write down all the
people you hate, I'd be like, I don't hate anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
If you catch me at the right time, I'll be like,
I hate that m effort. But do I really feel
that way? No, If you got me like in a
good moment, I'd be like, everybody's just trying to figure
it out, and it's complicated.
Speaker 5 (01:52:36):
It isn't as simple as we think it is. Even
Jada Pinkett Smith like that's they're just trying to figure
it out. It's not like she smashed his PS five.
Speaker 13 (01:52:52):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
I don't know why. Somebody texting cream cheese, okra castrole.
Speaker 5 (01:52:57):
Okay, the company gives you a thousand dollar US to
spend on the show, what would you spend it on, Lindsey.
Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Some either pocket the money for each of us, split
it up three ways, or someone to do social media
videos for us for a day.
Speaker 1 (01:53:22):
Maybe a week.
Speaker 5 (01:53:24):
Yeah, gimbie, I am thinking that we would all have
personalized Bowling League jackets.
Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
We've kind of talked shiny ones.
Speaker 10 (01:53:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:53:37):
Yeah, that's dope. It's like red and gold right with
our name on the chest BM A mess on the back.
Speaker 1 (01:53:46):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:53:49):
One hundred dollars Thursdays, one hundred dollars every hour randomly
to someone who texts in for the month of for
one month.
Speaker 1 (01:53:59):
Fun. Just give it back to the listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:54:03):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:54:04):
Tell the truth, Lindsay, do you think, really think Caleb
Williams had a good game. You must tell the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
Yes, I do. I think for his first game in
the NFL, I think he did. We're mistakes made, sure,
but that's where you've got to make them. He's not
gonna be perfect right out the shoot. I think he did.
He did an excellent job. I'm very happy. And if
that was the game one, he can only get better
(01:54:32):
from there.
Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
Truth on that he can. You're the worst of the week.
You can only get better.
Speaker 2 (01:54:37):
He can only get better. And and and he came
out saying, I can. I'm gonna do better, can do better.
He has to say that, So wid dude, he did
not have to have He didn't have to be perfect.
We weren't. No one was expecting him to be perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
They were expecting to be better than he was.
Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
He was awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:54:57):
Uh, what's your favorite cuss word? And in what context?
And I feel like I gotta say, don't say the.
Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
Customer, right? I like the.
Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
F word a lot and I and I like using
it in like in question form.
Speaker 1 (01:55:29):
Huh huh. Like you want to.
Speaker 2 (01:55:35):
That too?
Speaker 5 (01:55:35):
Yeah, instead of saying that, instead of saying the word
that you love, use the word marshmallow and use it
in a question form so we understand what you mean.
Speaker 2 (01:55:47):
Hey, babe, I want a marshmallow you feel like marshmallow
in is?
Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:55:55):
Okay, you want a marshmallow in mood tonight? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:56:00):
Yeah, okay, sure, gimpy or I want to marshmallow you Okay,
gimpy you good, see you next Tuesday. That's my absolute favorite.
Any context at all, whatsoever. Stop being one? Why are
you one? You'll look like one?
Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:56:21):
I mean word dude, adding that as emphasis. I rarely
ask my wife if she wants to f I have occasionally,
but to describe as emphatic as something.
Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
Or my lack of caring. Yeah, I like that word
a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:56:45):
If you are on the run from the law, would
you flee to Mexico or Canada?
Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
Hmmm, well, I'll go check out Canada. I'll go check
it out. I gotta get some money, though, because it's
expensive there, so I've been.
Speaker 5 (01:57:04):
Told gimbi and that's all the more reason to flee
to Mexico. Everything's cheaper in Mexico. Canada is cold. It's
cold up there, so not liking to be cold that often,
you know, I'm thinking, let's go down and we can
live on a beach in Mexico somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
I got plenty of those, uh I.
Speaker 5 (01:57:32):
At first I was thinking Canada because I felt like
there were easier ways to cross.
Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
Over into Canada and like evade. But it is cold.
Speaker 5 (01:57:44):
And snows a lot. They're not doing alone in Mexico.
They're doing alone in the Arctic Circle of Canada.
Speaker 1 (01:57:54):
That would be a new show though. Amen.
Speaker 5 (01:57:56):
So with that, I'm gonna say Mexico because it's not
a dead end, true that you can only go so
far north, and then you'll see you're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
You can keep going south all the way into South America.
Speaker 5 (01:58:09):
Yeah, and a lot easier to get on a boat
the further south you go. So yeah, I'm going I'll
go that.
Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (01:58:21):
I love this question and I am going to answer it,
answer it with all honesty, and I think I might
be the only one to answer.
Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
Maybe Gimpie has some input on it, but I think
I might be the only one that can answer this.
Speaker 5 (01:58:33):
In twenty fourteen or twenty fifteen, every morning I heard
the same recording of you guys asking what their favorite
monster was, and the same guy would call in and
say the white one.
Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
What's up with that? I don't know. That was nine
years ago. I don't recall that bit.
Speaker 5 (01:58:55):
No, So either you got us mistaken or it was
so good it laid an impression on you. But for me,
it was a day that ended in why because I
don't remember, I can't recall that at all. Well, I'm
not saying we didn't do it. I don't recall well
(01:59:16):
you you are kind all the podcasts, yes at the
very beginning, Yes, so go but home no listen reshow
no from twenty fourteen to fifteen to talk about No,
I don't remember that bit at all, whatsoever. I like
to think I remember weird stuff, you.
Speaker 1 (01:59:36):
Know, like that.
Speaker 5 (01:59:36):
But Mary bang killed breakfast edition cold pizza, cold fried
chicken nuggies or and microwave frozen bacon, egg and cheese
breakfast pizza.
Speaker 2 (01:59:51):
I'll marry the microwave frozen bacon, egg and cheese breakfast pizza.
I'm gonna have to kill the cold fry chicken nuggets, yeah,
and I'll bang the other cold pepperoni pizza.
Speaker 5 (02:00:09):
The attention to detail in this text is really important
because the microwave frozen bacon, egg and cheese breakfast pizza
is trying to push a point of how gross and
soggy it will be.
Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
I don't necessary why would it necessarily.
Speaker 5 (02:00:25):
Be soggy, because typically anything microwave to soggy, especially after
it's been free I'd love to have the debate on
the finer points of microwaving. I just think overall, the
idea is they sell that anything microwave to soggy.
Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
True, that's why you use an air fryer.
Speaker 2 (02:00:42):
But I'm not big on cold pizza. Okay, So, and
you know, microwaves have come a long.
Speaker 1 (02:00:48):
Way, so they have. I think it's still the pretty
much the exact same technology, right nuclear reactor heats it
up from.
Speaker 2 (02:00:56):
The inside out, wrap it in a paper towel before
put it in.
Speaker 5 (02:01:00):
Anyway, if the chicken were not nuggets, I would totally
be marrying that one because I do love me some
cold fried chicken.
Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
However, cold chicken nuggets not so much. You're dead, bitch.
I would totally have.
Speaker 5 (02:01:17):
A one night er with a microwave frozen bacon, egg
and cheese breakfast pizza. So we're gonna make some sweet,
sweet love to that breakfast pizza. So that leaves me
marrying cold pepperoni pizza because I like cold pepperoni pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
It seems to work out just fine. Un That's something
that you could have every day and be happy.
Speaker 5 (02:01:40):
I am banging the microwave frozen bacon, egg and cheese
breakfast pizza, and I can't stand cold pizza as much
as I love pizza. I think cold pizza is vile.
Speaker 1 (02:01:57):
I can't do it. The texture is what throws me off.
So I'm killing that.
Speaker 5 (02:02:02):
And so I guess I'm marrying cold fried chicken nuggies
because it's not like I got to do it a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
We're married. I'm just going to say, we're married. We
have a piece of paper. You gotta wake up on
Saturday mornings and eat your cold chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:02:19):
Then I play golf that morning. Right, I'm out the dough,
got my coffee, and then I'm gown. What is the
first thing when you think of when you think of Bartlesville.
Speaker 2 (02:02:33):
It's Bartlesville Bruins. Who are the bartoles mascot for Bartlesville
High School?
Speaker 1 (02:02:41):
There's Zebras, Oh they are I think that's clairemore Bro.
Is that Clay And it's really a Zonkie? But whatever
it is, it the Bruins, I think.
Speaker 2 (02:02:49):
So Bartlesvill Bruins.
Speaker 1 (02:02:51):
Okay, what about you Gimpie pool of rock Down. Yeah,
that's the first thing I think of. Yeah, that's good.
Uh my wife works there.
Speaker 5 (02:03:02):
They got a really good bakery up there called Sugarika.
Speaker 1 (02:03:09):
Okay, that's yeah, that's fine. Yeah, you haven't heard from.
I don't want to say his name because it's like beetlejuice,
bro don't do it.
Speaker 5 (02:03:21):
Somebody asking if we haven't heard uh from somebody on
the show in a long time.
Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
Uh, no, we haven't.
Speaker 5 (02:03:29):
And some people asking about a lot of people that
you have been on the show. Matter of fact, somebody
was like, Hey, I want to give you so and
so's number, and I was like, I don't want it.
When you leave, it's over, right, there's no you made
a choice, it's over. That's how that works, at least
(02:03:49):
in my world, does I'm not. Somebody's like, we'd love
to have you back. We one time did something at Christmas,
if I remember correctly, and I was like, oh no,
I don't like that feuse again.
Speaker 1 (02:04:03):
But typically when it's over, it's over. You're dead.
Speaker 5 (02:04:06):
You're dead to me. Favorite locally owned restaurant, lindsay, Mmm.
Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
Oh, I don't know if I really have a fave. Uh,
that's a tough one for me.
Speaker 1 (02:04:23):
I'm gonna have to pass Gimbi, ron Samberger's and Chili.
What a is that a chain? H No, it's I
don't there's not chain doesn't like you know, nationwide like
Dylan Ruth's chain, not like that.
Speaker 5 (02:04:36):
No, it's a it's a local regional thing like Oklahoma thing, right,
But they're individually owned, franchised out. Yeah, it's a franchise. Yeah,
I mean, I want to say Andelini's. Okay, That's what
I'm gonna go is. It's locally family owned. But they
have multiple locations. But if we want to not have
(02:04:57):
any with multiple locations, I'll a Max Barbecue, Okay in
the took that would be mine.
Speaker 1 (02:05:06):
All Right, we got to take a break. We'll be
back Elsea's.
Speaker 10 (02:05:09):
Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault continues
the next thirty seventy five GMT.
Speaker 1 (02:05:36):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six, Oh kmot. You can also text MMS
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five. Uh I was.
Speaker 5 (02:05:53):
I saw an interview with the mother of that boy
who shot those kids at that school.
Speaker 1 (02:06:00):
Arrested the father.
Speaker 5 (02:06:02):
And apparently the police had been at their house last
year because he threatened to shoot up the school and
they had a talking to with the dad and him
the kid.
Speaker 1 (02:06:17):
So the police were aware of it, we know that
for sure. But they interviewed the mom and the mom.
They were like, if you could say anything, what would
you say because he hadn't seen her son since he's
been in custody.
Speaker 5 (02:06:35):
And she said something that I was like, huh, because
as your kid, you love him no matter what. She
said that she would tell her kid that she loved him.
Speaker 1 (02:06:47):
Logical, yeah, and that it wasn't his fault that he's
in jail. That's totally his fault.
Speaker 6 (02:06:58):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:06:59):
I think she means like she's taking because weren't they
They were divorced and they She said that he had
been going through he had dealt with their separation really poorly.
Speaker 1 (02:07:15):
Okay, yeah, m.
Speaker 2 (02:07:18):
Hmm, and he had he was bullied. But I mean,
at the end of the day, though it is his
he made that.
Speaker 5 (02:07:31):
Nothing wrong with being like, I love you, I'm going
to be here with you, sar. This it's going to
be really hard. Sorry, what you did was not okay, Yeah,
but to say it's not your fault, like it's justifying
what he did unless she's blaming the dad because a
lot of people are blaming the dad. I mean, why, Yeah,
(02:07:51):
he bought the gun okay after he knew his kid
had had threatened to do this. Okay, that the optics
on it don't look good for sure. You know, maybe
he probably shouldn't have. But again, it's it's not the
dad's fault that this happened. Yeah, I'm he didn't do
(02:08:13):
anything to stop it. True, but that's the same as helping.
Speaker 1 (02:08:17):
But here's the thing. The kid could have found a
weapon anywhere, but he didn't. You making facts, he already
had one.
Speaker 5 (02:08:25):
Yes, he didn't have to find one anywhere, but if
this is something he really wanted to do, he would
have found a man.
Speaker 1 (02:08:30):
Maybe regard it's.
Speaker 5 (02:08:31):
A hypothetical situation to defend an argument. The facts are
they were aware he was. The dad for sure was
aware that this threat existed.
Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
They have him on video.
Speaker 5 (02:08:46):
And then, from my understanding and maybe I got this wrong,
obtained a long rifle and gave it to him. How
that makes sense, No clue. So maybe the mom blames
the dad instead of letting her son like, no, it's
not your fallows your dad's. That's the only logic I
(02:09:09):
can get through. Ah, what an horrendous situation. She looks
not okay, No, and why should she be.
Speaker 1 (02:09:21):
Her son just played a part in a really horrendous situation,
and the chaos around it is just it's crazy, how
like that? This is just norm normal.
Speaker 5 (02:09:38):
Kid was explaining to me yesterday they did a lockdown
drill in class, and then I used to call it
like some stupid name to try and make it like
it's not it's the bunny drill or some stupid name.
But now they call it a lockdown drill because that's
what it should be called. Hey, we're gonna be like
bunnies and be like, no, there's danger, nay danger. That
(02:10:02):
is kind of weird to call it something like that.
I think the bunny drill makes I mean, rabbits are
going to come and invade the school.
Speaker 1 (02:10:11):
No, the idea is that you you you're like a rabbit.
You're quiet. A rabbit's quiet. Have you heard a rabbit screaming? Scream?
Speaker 5 (02:10:19):
They're not when they're in danger, yes, but typically they
move pretty quietly.
Speaker 1 (02:10:26):
Again, I'm not my thing. I'm just telling you what
it was called. I want it called a lockdown drill.
Speaker 5 (02:10:33):
I want it to be called an active shooter drill, right,
because that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:10:41):
My sister in law's kids go to school in Georgia
out not too far from where that shooting took place.
And they're having like copycat threats at that school.
Speaker 5 (02:10:56):
Now, those always happens when when there are incidents in
any community. They take every threat as if it's real, right,
even on nod in that direction, as they should.
Speaker 1 (02:11:15):
That happens in many things.
Speaker 5 (02:11:16):
Suicide that happens when a kid commits suicide at a school,
they have people that then start doing it. That happens
with bank robberies in communities.
Speaker 1 (02:11:29):
Yeah, right, big.
Speaker 5 (02:11:32):
Robberies happen a lot. Yeah, you just don't see him
on the news as often because they don't want to
spurt churn it up right, thinking you can get away
with it. Yeah, because they had to keep the labor
force down quiet.
Speaker 2 (02:11:52):
This tech says the mom was saying it wasn't his
fault because of his mental issues, and she feels they
failed to get him the helping.
Speaker 1 (02:12:03):
Maybe so still his fault. Yeah, he still made the decision.
M hm.
Speaker 5 (02:12:09):
So here she's saying he had mental issues because the
texture is saying the mom was aware he had mental
isstes and let him have a gun. Yeah right, I
remember I read the story yesterday where you know she
she she called up to school and was like, hey,
my crazy kid's got some problems.
Speaker 1 (02:12:25):
There's going to be an emergency there.
Speaker 2 (02:12:27):
You need to check on him.
Speaker 5 (02:12:30):
I'm going to go up and check on my kid
if I think there's something going on, yeah, or you know,
stay at home with him and yeah, but if you're
divorced that might not be easy or separated. So I'm
going to go up there, and I know I got
to go through the front thing and be like, hey,
we need, you know, to pull Xander.
Speaker 1 (02:12:49):
So we can talk to him. Why what's going on?
Speaker 5 (02:12:53):
Something isn't right. We need to pull him right now now.
Either go get him or I'm going to go get him. Sir,
you can't go back. Then I will call the police
and they'll go get him. Wow, he's yeah, he's he's
in gym.
Speaker 1 (02:13:11):
I don't care. Yeah, stop him from climbing the rope
and let's go right, have him put the parachute down, right,
Pause on Dodge brawl for a little bit. Dodge Paul.
That is the thing we used to do. Yeah, yeah,
I know, I miss it. All right, we gotta take
a break. We'll be back.
Speaker 10 (02:13:32):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's morning show.
Speaker 1 (02:13:56):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Lindsay, what'd
you learn today?
Speaker 2 (02:14:03):
I learned that I'm three and oh so far in
our football predictions. It may be early, but at this rate,
I'm getting points like Deshaun Watson gets accused for sexual assault.
And also there's Oreo flavored Coca cola. It's for those
of us that want to know what diabetes tastes like.
Speaker 1 (02:14:21):
Gimb what you learn today? I learned that a pet
lion can solve so many problems.
Speaker 5 (02:14:27):
I also learned that I've been I've been really going
through some pretty stressful stuff and I'm gonna need all
your money. I learned I'm going through some stressful stuff.
I'd like to throw hot, scalding coffee on your kid.
And I also learned hiding in a garbage can is
much like eating Coca cola Oreo flavored Coca cola. Yeah, no,
(02:14:51):
it's gross gorpy, And say make sure that dishwashers loaded right.
Speaker 2 (02:14:54):
It's Lindsay, stopped tracking my cycle?
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This is kimpy and so it's got.
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Maddy.
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Can I get a call?
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You are.
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The one time? I?
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What the hell?
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Lay?
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I mean it to be no time?
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Make a noise.
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Speaker 1 (02:16:06):
So I was just in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (02:16:09):
And I noticed something. Yeah, and I was hoping we
could try to solve the mystery. Okay, I like it
men's mystery. So in our bathroom there's a toilet, a
urinal and then a toilet, yes, and then there are
two sinks. Why there are two sinks, I don't understand.
(02:16:30):
But there are two sinks in case both of you wash,
you know, finish at the same time. But why not
three sinks?
Speaker 1 (02:16:36):
That is a good point. Nonetheless. Anyway, AnyWho, someone has
taken a.
Speaker 5 (02:16:44):
Wad of toilet paper and gotten it wet and slammed
it against the wall and a spitwad, if you will.
Speaker 1 (02:16:52):
Dude, I haven't done that since I was in the
seventh grade. I don't disagree. Don't disagree.
Speaker 11 (02:16:57):
So now.
Speaker 1 (02:17:00):
Let's try to solve this, keeping you and I as suspects.
Speaker 5 (02:17:06):
Until we can disprove it. Absolutely. So last time I
went to the bathroom was right before nine o'clock. Yes,
it didn't look wet. Now, I did not touch it.
Where is it when you're looking the sinks and you're
looking at the mirror.
Speaker 1 (02:17:27):
It is on the wall.
Speaker 5 (02:17:28):
It's on the wall by the sink, not on the ceiling.
It's not like somebody went, you know, and threw it
up there. Somebody threw it at the wall by the sink. Okay,
And like I said, we got to keep us as
suspects because we're obviously going to go it wasn't us.
Speaker 1 (02:17:42):
And if even always the guilty people say that wasn't us. Obviously.
Speaker 5 (02:17:45):
So is it on the right side or the left
on the left by the door. Yeah, so that tells
me a right handed person probably dating.
Speaker 1 (02:17:53):
I love that. Yeah, that's some really good law and order.
That shit right there. It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (02:17:58):
Is there right garbage on that side of No, it's.
Speaker 1 (02:18:01):
On the it's on the east wall, okay, east.
Speaker 5 (02:18:05):
Wall, Okay, it's on the east wall. Then No, the
garbage can is on these walls. The garbage I was
gonna say, if the if the wad's on the east wall. Yeah, no,
you're right, that is one of percent the right one.
So let's go through some people. I don't think it
is our general manager. He does not feel like that
type of guy. You may be right, not here enough
(02:18:26):
to be honest, that is true, but it's not a slam.
Speaker 1 (02:18:30):
I'm just going with evidence. People would surprise you.
Speaker 5 (02:18:34):
You think that everything's all cool and gravy, and then
one day they snap and they fucking throw a soaking
wad of toilet paper at the ball just to releave
some stress. There are only two gms in the history
of my radio career that I have seen not display aggression, okay,
and one of them Nope, that's not true. One and
(02:18:57):
that's our current GM. I have not seen him any
ounce of aggression at all. I've seen every other GM
I've ever worked for show aggression in some capacity. I'm
not saying they, but like i've seen them show anger. Yeah,
we just haven't pushed him to that point yet. But
your point is taken. So but I'm good with eliminading him. Yeah, yeah,
(02:19:23):
I'm good with that too, all right, because I have
my suspect in mind. Okay, so we have promo Brady.
Speaker 1 (02:19:28):
We do have Promo Brady. Probably one of the nicest
dudes ever.
Speaker 5 (02:19:32):
I he's gotten angry as he's gotten older, and understand
that that doesn't mean anything on his spectrum because he's
such a calm guy. I'm just saying, a flower. At
some point you start going, well, it's not looking like
a flower anymore, like, yeah, you're right, you're right, but angry,
I don't know, fed up, maybe fin line, fair point,
(02:19:53):
rumpy even then, you know, okay, But I just don't
see him as the type I would I disagree, you know.
He he he's the type that will look at that
and say, come home, man, right, you know, not the
one that would throw it, just like what the fuck
is going on here? Why is there soaking wet toilet
(02:20:14):
paper on the wall. So I'm I'm I'm cool with
eliminating yeah one, then there's our boss. I think we
can eliminate him based off timeframe and also works in
law enforcement.
Speaker 1 (02:20:26):
I know there's a little bit.
Speaker 5 (02:20:27):
Of like, hey, you gotta watch out for those guys,
I guess, but I don't see him doing that at all.
He doesn't strike me as the crooked cop type you
know that that would you know, break the rules. But yeah,
you know I'm still the cops. Yeah, I don't see
that happening either. And I don't know if he's right
(02:20:49):
or left handed. I don't either, So I don't know
if Freddie's right or left handed.
Speaker 1 (02:20:52):
Yeah. None.
Speaker 5 (02:20:53):
The last time, majority of people, like sixty percent of
people are seventy percent of people are right now hands,
So I think we're eliminating JJ. So that leaves you me,
Oh my gosh, I'm totally blinking on his name. We
got two salespeople in there, yes, Chris la huh and
Sweet Lou and Sweet Lou Lou is eighty years old.
Speaker 1 (02:21:17):
Well, I feel like.
Speaker 5 (02:21:21):
He is a possible candidate. Yeah, but ultimately he's so
go with the flow guy. Yeah, He's had some unfortunate
things happening in his life and he's always so so nice,
which could argue as.
Speaker 1 (02:21:37):
An alarm right, but ultimately I'm with you on that one.
Speaker 5 (02:21:42):
There could be something that happened that triggers it to
make some snap and want to throw a wet toilet
paper at the wall. But yeah, I think all in all,
he's not the he's not the culprit. Then there's a
new sales guy, which I think is a great candidate.
He's new, doesn't care whatever, Right, we're invested. Yeah, Lindsey,
I want you to make an arg why you think
gimb our eye are the culprit and throwing a giant
(02:22:06):
spitwad in the men's bathroom?
Speaker 2 (02:22:07):
How big is it's?
Speaker 1 (02:22:10):
Baseball size?
Speaker 2 (02:22:12):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:22:12):
Apple size? Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:22:13):
I don't necessarily think that it's a spit wad. I
think that one of you probably saw some sort of
giant bug, a creepy crawler.
Speaker 5 (02:22:28):
On the wall, and you think we went and got
toilet paper and got it wet and threw it to
deal with the invader.
Speaker 1 (02:22:34):
Yes, to stick it to the wall and smother it
and tepee yep.
Speaker 2 (02:22:37):
Because you didn't want to touch it with your bare hands.
Or maybe it was that scary that you thought you
couldn't do it on your own. You're like, I'm gonna
get it with a wet paper towel, huh, throw it
at it like a baseball.
Speaker 5 (02:22:50):
Honestly, if it was me in the bug situation, right,
I would palm that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (02:22:58):
Or I would take my shoe off, okay, and then
beat it off that way.
Speaker 5 (02:23:03):
Well, that hardly feels like it would help. I'd probably
just leave it right because I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (02:23:09):
To the stall. I gotta get a good amount of
toilet paper because you can't use paper towels.
Speaker 5 (02:23:14):
Paper towels aren't gonna break down fast enough. And then
I would have to get and then I gotta and
then I gotta step bitch, I gotta get back to
the room.
Speaker 1 (02:23:22):
I ain't got time, HOLMEI ain't got time for that.
Speaker 5 (02:23:25):
Yeah, that seems like a lot of work. Yeah, spit
watt is just the turn like overall is what we're talking.
That is a spit watter, right right, take a small
piece of paper.
Speaker 1 (02:23:35):
Give me a logic, and why you think I would
do this? Why you would do this? That's simple. We
need something to talk about. So you're creating content. Huh. Okay,
what's a logical reason why I would do that? Unsuspecting
you got a lot of angst?
Speaker 5 (02:23:54):
I think, I think, and I've been falsely blamed for
a lot of shit around here. That to my point, Yeah,
that you know, I would be the first to be suspected.
So so to say I'm suspecting, I don't. I would
have to disagree with that because people are gonna be like, yeah,
fucking totally gimpy would throw that shit on the way, yes,
but you said something today that would is the reason
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you get pinned for a lot of these things.
Speaker 1 (02:24:20):
You said it today. I'm sorry this air today. So
you said it on the air Monday, Uh huh, And
that is I just try to be funny. Yeah, that's
not funny, though there is hiding someone's key. Actually, I
never did fucking find hide anybody's keys. Hold that line.
I will too because I never did it. Hold the line.
(02:24:42):
I never did it.
Speaker 5 (02:24:43):
And I wasn't the one who did the fire crackers
on the toilet seat either, But I got fucking pinned
for that.
Speaker 6 (02:24:48):
One.
Speaker 1 (02:24:48):
Was a fucking cocksucker, man, he fuck it was.
Speaker 5 (02:24:51):
Everybody holds him up on this giant basket with like
sixteen fucking hands because he's a big guy. But he
was an asshole, and and I get pinned for that.
Sh Now, so far as the keys, I don't think
that he stole the keys. Honestly, I think she just
fucking lost him right and wants to pen it.
Speaker 1 (02:25:07):
I love a good diversion.
Speaker 5 (02:25:08):
Yeah, but I fucker what am I gonna do with
keys doing? What kind of shit ass car was like
a Grand Prix or some shit like that, and she
was driving at the time.
Speaker 1 (02:25:16):
What am I gonna do? Did you put a bird
in her car?
Speaker 6 (02:25:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:25:19):
One, how short of you love birds, you had a bird?
Of all the people, I know, it's fucking you. It's
it's one thing.
Speaker 5 (02:25:28):
If it's like a cockatiel, right, or or or a parakeet,
something you could get from a pet story that mastic.
Speaker 1 (02:25:35):
Let me ask Lindsay a question. Please don't interject.
Speaker 5 (02:25:39):
We're downstairs, three of us standing there, chitty chatty away,
a little hens of clucking, and a little bird is
down there. Of the three of us, who do you
think is most likely to try and bend down and
pick it up?
Speaker 1 (02:25:51):
Me?
Speaker 2 (02:25:52):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (02:25:53):
You okay. First of all, I don't believe that at all.
I don't believe that at all.
Speaker 5 (02:26:00):
I've never seen you even try to pick something out
of your snow white GIMP's constantly coursing animals. Fucking Noah
over here.
Speaker 2 (02:26:11):
I mean, what was it?
Speaker 6 (02:26:14):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (02:26:15):
The possum in the garbage can? That one morning.
Speaker 1 (02:26:17):
It was just there. It was already there. I didn't
put it there. But you befriended him, and I just
stayed from a distance. I was like here, yiddy, yiddy,
and made a TikTok out my point.
Speaker 5 (02:26:27):
If I was to befriend him, I'd be one of
those weird motherfuckers that you see on TikTok. Grab that
sum bitch up by its tail, bring it in. Oh hell, no,
fucking pet them.
Speaker 1 (02:26:37):
No, they're like, oh, they're possums. They won't hurt you.
I don't fucking know that. I don't know if they're
rabbit or not. I'm not the things are hideous.
Speaker 6 (02:26:46):
No.
Speaker 5 (02:26:47):
I did try to pet an armadillo once, though, Why
because it was my point? But the okay, there's a
difference between a slow moving armadial and a fucking wild bermadillo.
Speaker 1 (02:26:59):
Okay, sure, ringo.
Speaker 2 (02:27:02):
Maybe the bathroom was just too unkept.
Speaker 1 (02:27:06):
It was or not. Why is everybody always picking on me?
Speaker 2 (02:27:09):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:27:10):
I mean if the shoe fits? Uh yeah, No birds,
no keys, no firecrackers, no possums. I'm just I don't
think it was you.
Speaker 5 (02:27:20):
I'm just saying, if I'm making an argument, that would
be the reason if you can catch.
Speaker 1 (02:27:25):
A wild bird and put it in somebody's car. Fucking Bravo.
Hats off to you.
Speaker 5 (02:27:31):
Man, you have some very bizarre talents. So it's not
tell me I'm I'm I hate a fucking reach for me. Listen,
listen if you see me out of like Rockklahoma and
I'm in my chair fucking gathered with like birds just
perched on me, like you.
Speaker 1 (02:27:45):
Know fucking x Van Tura when he opens up his career.
Speaker 5 (02:27:48):
If you came back on off Tuesday and told us
that story from Roklahoma, Lindsay and I would be like
that fucking makes sense.
Speaker 1 (02:27:55):
For gimpy, that's trick. Sure, I'm just saying it isn't
like me like that feels out of goddamn place.
Speaker 5 (02:28:05):
If that ever happens, then then yes, I won't gladly
accept anything. But with that being said, I don't think
you are I no, no, no, no no, Like I said,
I haven't done that since the seventh grade, man, And
we did that just for fucking because we were stupid kids.
I think mine was eighth grade in mister Hose's class,
and because he was he sucked as a teacher.
Speaker 1 (02:28:26):
We hate we tormented that teacher. Yeah, ah fuck. It
was one of those like we were nobody. We never
had conversations, we were just in on it.
Speaker 5 (02:28:34):
And so math class was in a shop class, so
there were so many things like for us to fiddle
around with.
Speaker 1 (02:28:40):
Yeah, and we would make spit.
Speaker 5 (02:28:42):
Wads and somebody would throw from over there and he'd
walk over there, and somebody from the other side of
class would then't throw it, and then he'd walk over
there and someone it was like this weird we are
together Kumbaya group, and he fucking lost it, sweating, damn
near tears, screaming. This man was six ' two two
(02:29:03):
point fifty, was a massive man and just couldn't fucking
contain himself anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:29:09):
And he walked out of class and the fucking principle
came yelling at us, uhuh and was like, you guys
will behave who did it? You know all that bullshit,
and we were like, nobody fucking said shit, you're all
in trouble, and we're like, you can't fucking punish us all.
Get the fuck out of here. This ain't in a
John Hughes movie.
Speaker 5 (02:29:28):
Fuck off, fucking massive man broken by teenagers.
Speaker 1 (02:29:33):
Fucking just horrendous. Behavior. It takes a special person to
be a teacher.
Speaker 6 (02:29:38):
Man.
Speaker 1 (02:29:38):
I couldn't have that patience because I would go off
like that, motherfucker. Oh kids in high school. I think
it takes a special person. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:29:46):
How people are like, I want to I want to
teach high school kids. I'm like, you're fucking crazy. I
want to teach kindergarteners though second graders. First graders. One,
there's nap time. Two, all you're doing is fucking going
to recess and making.
Speaker 1 (02:29:59):
Snacks most of the.
Speaker 5 (02:30:02):
Yeah, yeah, to me, that's that is the way to
our first at least. And they're fun, imaginative, creative. While
you're doing is fucking taping and gluing and cutting, and yeah,
you deal with a meltdown every once in a while
better than some fucking idiot who's like, I'm decided I'm
a fucking man.
Speaker 1 (02:30:18):
Today, and you're like, my, god damn weird or some
bullshit caddy like a she's a whore, No, you're a
hord and you're like a goddamn can we just do
our fucking equations? Yeah, all right, I'll give you that.
Then when you put it like that, it makes sense. Yeah,
they're like, hey, did you do your homework? Fuck you? Okay,
(02:30:40):
I don't get paid enough for that. Yeah, right, I
had to buy my own supplies.
Speaker 9 (02:30:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:30:45):
I talked to my dad. He said I didn't need
to do my fucking homework, you cunt. And you're like,
oh god, I'm just fucking doing my job here, Tyler. Right,
just trying to figure out what A and B equals
X this, and I don't give a ship if you
learn it.
Speaker 5 (02:31:03):
I heard that Lewis c k bit about being a teacher.
It's really funny because he talks about the idea of,
you know, the hypothetical scenario that you would hear.
Speaker 1 (02:31:15):
I have to check it out.
Speaker 2 (02:31:21):
Is he the one that got in trouble masturbating in
the plant?
Speaker 1 (02:31:23):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean he wasn't masturbating to the plants.
Speaker 5 (02:31:31):
Yeah, which is full of proteins and vitamins. I'm sure
it was good for that plant. I'm sure that's better
than any fucking miracle girl you'll ever find. I feel
like that's an assumption, maybe that it's a good fertilizer,
like dog crap is good.
Speaker 1 (02:31:45):
It's good for the art. Yeah, it's green, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:31:49):
As it just depends on how much dog crappy eight?
Speaker 1 (02:31:52):
Hopefully I think this is a woman just overdubbing his bit.
Let's let's see.
Speaker 13 (02:31:57):
And they say, okay, here's what we need to do.
We need you to make children no math?
Speaker 1 (02:32:06):
Wow?
Speaker 13 (02:32:08):
Do they want to know math? No, they don't want
to know it. You need to make them know it
against their will? Who are these children?
Speaker 6 (02:32:16):
Just?
Speaker 1 (02:32:16):
Whatever?
Speaker 13 (02:32:17):
Kids live near the building? How much do I get
paid about ten dollars every four years?
Speaker 1 (02:32:35):
What if I get really good at it? What happens? Nothing?
Speaker 13 (02:32:38):
Nothing happens, Nobody notices.
Speaker 1 (02:32:41):
That's so fucking true, right? Yeah? Absolutely? Who are these kids?
Speaker 9 (02:32:46):
Just?
Speaker 1 (02:32:46):
Who lives near the school?
Speaker 2 (02:32:47):
Yeah? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (02:32:49):
And you got to force them against their will to
learn some shit.
Speaker 5 (02:32:51):
Go down a rabbit hole of school. And how fucking
stupid it is the idea of going to school, And
how stupid it is.
Speaker 1 (02:32:59):
Yeah, but I mean, how else will we know what
two plus two is? Fucking physics? I don't know. How
do you learn anything? You just fucking do, I guess ye,
or you don't, or you fucking don't. Right, you just
end up working on your daddy's farm. You're no, you're
(02:33:20):
telling me. Every person that drives by in their car
here knows that two plus two is four.
Speaker 5 (02:33:27):
Yeah, yeah, No, I'd like to think because that's a
simple basic math. Yeah, you'd like to think that. Yeah,
most of them don't know the differstream Captain Kemp.
Speaker 1 (02:33:40):
That is a little different. I'm just fucking saying six
of this, half a dozen of the other. Right, do
you need to know that two plus two is four?
Do you? I mean? Or do you just need to
be able to count?
Speaker 5 (02:33:54):
I'm just saying that, like if you live, if you
don't go to school, there's this misconception, and I think,
thanks to cartoons, that you're going to be standing in
a corner fucking staring.
Speaker 1 (02:34:04):
At the wall. Right, That's not true, No, not not,
not entirely. No, but it does help. How so it
helps know a little bit more than just the basics.
But that implies that you don't learn things not in school. Yeah,
a little differently different way. You could make the argument
that school actually hurts more right than actually helps. I'll
(02:34:28):
give you that. I don't need to know what the
subject and a predicate of a fucking sentence is.
Speaker 5 (02:34:32):
That has not helped me at all whatsoever in my
adult life, unless that's what you want to pursue right, right, right,
and for sure you should go into that. But there's
been times when like algebra comes into play, basic math
comes in the play. I can't think of a time
algebra's ever come into play. You know, when when you're
trying to, you know, figure out what kind of tip
you need to give this bit. You know, it's like,
(02:34:53):
all right, well you need to.
Speaker 1 (02:34:54):
Be able to have a phone. There's no need for
that anymore. Yeah, but if you're it's like educated, you
don't really have that phone. So that's not true. I
know plenty of people that do not have means have
a fucking thousand dollars phone. Thanks Obama. I'm just saying,
uh huh.
Speaker 5 (02:35:11):
I think that if you want to learn in a
certain way, you should, But to make people go to school,
I think is really fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:35:19):
I don't think. I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:35:20):
Maybe a college education I don't think is necessary. You know,
there's plenty of on the job training anywhere. You can
train anybody to do your job right, So I feel
like college, But I think at least you know.
Speaker 1 (02:35:33):
K through twelve is very important. The things my kid learns,
I'm like, what the fuck are you learning that? Was
you learn how to spell sit right? Awesome?
Speaker 2 (02:35:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:35:49):
Or they're like, hey, they really got to work on
their spelling words. I'm like why, First of all, not
my job. Your job. You're the teacher. I'll gladly help,
but ultimately it's not my job to work more with them.
If they need more extra help and getting a tutor,
got it, But that's not that's not what this is.
(02:36:09):
I don't The guy that mows my yard doesn't go, hey,
you're gonna have to fucking help with mowen right. That's
not the way that works, right, And I don't Listen,
being a teacher is incredibly hard. I'm not saying it isn't.
I'm just saying that, like, my kid's gonna figure out
to spell.
Speaker 1 (02:36:24):
Maybe, no, they will. Maybe they will. They'll figure it out.
They will, Oh they won't.
Speaker 2 (02:36:28):
They'll be reading it in books they'll remember, Oh they won't.
Speaker 1 (02:36:31):
Maybe or maybe. If you don't go to school, you
don't learn how to read, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (02:36:34):
There are plenty of people that go to school that
don't know how to read because they're so fucking scared
of their parents or of kids in class that they
just fucking power through it and they go through their
whole life, or even worse, they part of they playing
fucking bullshit sports at a young age, and they got
to make sure they play so they fucking lie.
Speaker 1 (02:36:52):
Right right.
Speaker 5 (02:36:54):
I know a guy that doesn't know how to read,
and that fucking sucks sometimes. Hey, what's what's that's right there?
Speaker 1 (02:37:01):
A motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (02:37:01):
If you had to pay attention and learned to read
in school, you would be asking me this question right now.
So there's are But if he wanted to learn, he could,
And that's my point. Maybe so maybe so, I don't
know if he wanted to or not. I didn't get
that far into the well let me let me ask
you why.
Speaker 1 (02:37:19):
Let's how to read? Tell you right right? I just
know that it can't. I'm just like, well, that fucking sucks.
That sucks to me.
Speaker 7 (02:37:25):
You.
Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
I just think that they're they're instead of forcing people
to go to school that don't want to go to school, right,
don't fucking make them. And the kids that want to
go to school, and the parents that want their kids
to go to school, let them right. I don't know,
you're more of a hindrance if you don't want to learn,
then it is a benefit for them to stay.
Speaker 5 (02:37:44):
Sure, it's fucking up the system. Maybe so I didn't
want to go to school, but I did. I'm glad
my parents maybe go all twelve you know, all twelve years, right,
that's but that's what I'm saying. They wanted to do
to go, not the kid right, right.
Speaker 1 (02:37:57):
But your kid kids can't make decisions.
Speaker 5 (02:37:58):
That's how they end up going for the first shiny
thing that they see. No true, I mean, so there
has to be that guy, and that's why there's parents
there to guide them. And well, we're gonna guide you
into this building so you can go fucking learn something.
Speaker 1 (02:38:10):
You're dumb ass.
Speaker 5 (02:38:10):
See, people are gonna confuse with what I'm saying that
I'm not force schools. That's not what I'm saying. That
we force parents to make their kids go to school
when the parents don't even really want them to go
to school or don't care, bad parents, whatever. They're actually
fucking up the system more. They're ruining it for the
people that want to be there. Some parents out there,
you know, rely on the school because that's the you know,
(02:38:32):
I gotta go to work. Who's gonna watch the kid? Well,
fucking Phillips High school is some don't.
Speaker 1 (02:38:38):
Some don't even do that. They're just like I just don't.
Just get the fuck out of my face, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:38:43):
Right, what happens to those kids that aren't made to
go to school? What do they do during the day?
Speaker 5 (02:38:49):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:38:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:38:52):
Maybe yeah, maybe not. But there's if you break the
law at school, typically nothing fucking happens. True. Typically you
get a principal call your parents. You come down there,
and you gotta worry about your dad whooping your ass.
Speaker 5 (02:39:08):
Yeah, and then and then you the kid gets fucking assaulted,
right because the parent that's the way their dynamic is
in their home. And then the kid learns like, well
that's how you fucking handled disagreements? Is I fucking assault people?
Or you can you know, start a life of crime
and be in and out of jail from the age
of twelve on and never really learned because that's all
that you know because there was no discipline. Yeah, the
(02:39:31):
only discipline you got is well, you fucked up, you
do this, Now you're going to jail.
Speaker 1 (02:39:35):
That's the punishment. There's no discipline, it's that's your punishment.
Speaker 5 (02:39:39):
And I'm out, Well, I gotta make money now, so
I'm gonna do I'm gonna go steal something or I'm
gonna go fucking sell crack.
Speaker 1 (02:39:45):
Let me give you another argument in the you don't
need to go to school theory, and that is that
if you are part of a family who are career farmers, okay,
and you work on the farm and you learn all
those trades and all that stuff, why is that any less?
Speaker 5 (02:40:00):
Because I don't want your life, dad, I don't want
to live on your fucking farm. I don't want to
deal with fucking caw. But you just made the argument
that the parents make you go to school. Now in
that case, the parents are making them stay home from
school and they work on the farm.
Speaker 1 (02:40:16):
Maybe. Yeah, it's a fucked up little world that we
lived in. For sure. No one is easy. I can
tell you that it's all complicated regardless of how you
look at it. I like how we started off trying
to figure out who done it, and now we're like,
because they someone whoever. I guarantee the person who threw
that fucking spiwa spitwad was a fucking problem child in
school because they were forced to fucking learn that two
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plus two is fucking four. They never fucking went their
parents never had any win.
Speaker 2 (02:40:44):
Now they broke into this building and me the spit.
Speaker 1 (02:40:47):
Wi it's those little fucking seventh graders down the street.
Speaker 5 (02:40:50):
Line assholes coming in here on our fifth floor, throwing
toilet paper at the door.
Speaker 1 (02:40:56):
What seventh graders there? Seventh graders near here? I'm sure
there's a school own here. Somewhere there's a school like
with then arms reach everywhere you go, settle down to finally,
okay of what I know, Hollands Halls at eighty first.
See there you go. That's two miles preps, rich kids,
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nothing else to fucking do.
Speaker 5 (02:41:18):
I promise they're not leaving campus. And then there is
a school over here at like fifty sixty first near Peoria.
Oh we got Memorial. Yeah that's a Memorial stadium. I
don't know where, Memorial High School.
Speaker 1 (02:41:38):
Memorial Middle schools right over there.
Speaker 5 (02:41:40):
Yeah so so yeah, that's that's two miles that way.
I don't know, there's probably there's got to be one
over here by fucking yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:41:50):
Ing Mingo in seventy first is the high school Union
High School?
Speaker 1 (02:41:54):
Throw that's ten miles way either way. Jinks, fucking jinks kids,
that's probably who it was. I love that you're like
fucking jinks middle schoolers. South kids. It rose right down
(02:42:17):
the street. Yeah, that's still a mile and a half. Yes,
that's a little bit of walk. Holland Hall Weather More
Darnaby Darnaby is eighty first Memorial.
Speaker 5 (02:42:27):
So yeah, okay, Yeah, there is Eisenhower's at Harvard and
fifty fifth Carnegie Elementary's at fifty fifth in Yale Key
Elementary Memorial High School.
Speaker 1 (02:42:44):
Okay, there's a.
Speaker 5 (02:42:45):
Lot of schools around here that any one of them
could have skipped on, came down here, gossp toilet paper wet,
threw it at our at our ball.
Speaker 1 (02:42:53):
Yeah. I don't think it's a kid out. I figured
it out. I think for a kid to leave Bethany
Community School, it's over a mile away. Yeah, guys, guys,
you want to go on a venture today? Sure, what
do you want to do. Let's go down on the
radio station and we'll get toilet paper went thro the wall.
Speaker 5 (02:43:11):
I think if you're the number of things that you
could throw spit wads at between here and that school,
unless they're going on a big spit walter throwing spree
and just fucking chunking wet toilet paper and anything and everything.
I bet it's somebody who tried to get here to
pick up a prize and it was a one to
oh three, and they're like, right, all right, now there
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are doing maintenance on the ceiling or on the on
the ceiling, on the roof. So I'm not trying to
say it's those guys, but I mean there are. They
are foreign to this area, not just foreign in general,
but like foreign to this building. I've never seen him
around here before.
Speaker 1 (02:43:47):
Right, they don't work here.
Speaker 2 (02:43:49):
Right, Maybe it's our cleaning crew said take this job
and shove it.
Speaker 5 (02:43:53):
Why would you do it there? It feels a little
too incognito. Yeah, I think it's also possible that it
could be somebody from another floor. We a lot of
uh of try you know, shitting journeyman like they're like,
I'm from the second but I'm gonna come.
Speaker 1 (02:44:09):
Up there and take a deuce. Yeah, that's probably exactly
what it is. Fucking bankers.
Speaker 5 (02:44:15):
No one's ever going to see me on five, right,
we could smell you down here on one though. I'm
glad we solved that crime.
Speaker 1 (02:44:27):
Yes, did I feel better now? Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:44:29):
I feel like I have a good gauge. I'm gonna
go give the buggery eye to the eighty year old man.
Be like, let me see you throw something. Are you
a righty or a lefty? See your hands getting toilet
paper under your nail.
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Good morning, Lindsay Gorbyn, Good morning, Gimpy.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, Good Monium.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
We've gotten tickets to see Rob Zombie with special guests
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Speaker 1 (03:13):
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Speaker 5 (03:16):
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Nobody scored points in the death Pool yesterday, but we
had a pretty big passing yesterday as the James Earl Jones,
(03:37):
the voice of Darth Vader, passed away.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Goodbye. You know what sucks.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I saw that right, and I found out on the
TikTok and I was like, no way, So I go
and look. I google it right, and the Wikipedia hadn't
been updated yet.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It still shows that he's ninety three.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Scroll a little bit further down well, I'll be damn,
he's dead, all right. I'm like, I think I put
him on my list. I think I did, so I
go back and I check my list. He was an alternate. Oh,
like you had written down as a prenati And I said,
damn it, I skipped over James Earl Jones and put
(04:18):
Gomez Adams on there instead.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You thought seriously about it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah. You don't get to get credit for that, by
the way. I mean, you don't get to know.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It was a good thought.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah. I don't know what's going on with your mic.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
But I know it's like it is weird, right, Yeah,
something is right.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
So I was looking and I don't see anytime we've
had that, nobody's had him.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, I don't think through all the years.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
That we've been to do mess with it, turn your
mic off. Through all the years we've been doing this,
I don't think anybody's ever had him on. It's just
one of those ones that don't think about, you know.
And he was old, Yeah, for sure, three.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I think he was. Yeah, I'm looking that.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I don't see him on anybody's I'm back to twenty
seventeen already, and I don't see him on there. Yeah,
back to twenty sixteen. No, nobody's had him on there.
We said, you know the voice of Darth Vader. Have
you ever seen the audio or heard the audio of
the original audio without him? Because for those who don't know,
(05:25):
the guy who was in the suit was supposed to
be the voice of Darth Vader. Right, and when you
hear like if you know Star Wars, it's legendary, like Luke,
I mean, it has a very distinct evilness to it.
And when you hear the audio of the original guy,
it's something like, Luke, I'm your father, because he's speaking
(05:50):
in a British accent and you you hear you go.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wy, Yeah, I know you made the right guy. You
cast the guy.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Everything's good because I mean what acting is is he
doing in the suit?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Not much?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
You know, move your hands very seldomly, and when you do,
they're very distinct. Yeah right, almost Hitler esque.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Right. Both of those guys surely got paid for.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
The movie, right, right, I mean James Earl Jones being
the voice and then he'll always be known as the
other guy. Yeah, carry in the suit. Surely he got
paid something out of it. Yeah, And if I remember correctly.
He was already a big deal before that. He was
just not in he had done. I know, he was
in Broadway. He had a bunch of Broadway stuff, but he.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Was in a it was The Great White Hope out
before that.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I think the Great White Hope came out before Star Wars,
and he's in that, and he's you know, everything he does,
he's fantastic in no matter if he's a he's the
neighborhood guy in the sandlot, yeah, right, or if he
or if he's the he's the main character in another movie, right,
(06:59):
or we got the like he everything he does, he slayed.
He is not that. We got the meats, guys being raims.
There's a lot of confusion about that online right now.
It's like Arby's is like no.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
No, no, no, no no no, no no.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
We still like, hey, yeah, I know we looked the same,
that kind of sounded the same deep voice, you know,
but but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But James got the meats.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
James Earl Jones was Mufasa, wasn't he?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah, but that was but that was way after sure,
sure of course coming to America. To think of any
other James Field of Dreams, Yeah, yeah, okay, Red Aucun
for Red October.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
He was in that. Yes, Okay, he's been any of
the Jack Ryan series. Okay, movies, Okay, he was in
so yeah. No, he did a ton of movies in
the barber area. Yes, I did not remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Okay, there was a Sandalot two.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, I think there's a Sandlot three.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
It is.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I don't know about the third one, but I know
the second one is Gore Badge. I mean, I know
we've had this discussion before. Sandlott is barely a good movie.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You're not wrong. It's barely a good movie.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's a great one. Nah, some of the I've a
lot of the stuff I haven't heard of that he's
done or not he's I don't know if he was
a voice or a small part or whatever. My Little
Girl in nineteen seventy seven, the Bingo Long Traveling.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Clowners. Is he a clown or baseball player? Thinking that one?
And I think he was one of the main actors
in that one.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, he did a lot of stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
You don't realize how much he did, No, and that fun.
You don't realize how much these actors do until they
die and you start digging through and.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You're like, oh yeah, oh yeah, he was that one too.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I'm always fascinated with how old they were in certain
movies because I thought he was old in Field of Dreams.
Yeah right, if he died at ninety three in Field
of Dreams was what ninety? So what thirty years ago?
He was sixty at that time, which isn't young. No, no,
it's not old by any means to think you're at sixty, like,
because some people are like, I'm going to be sixty
(09:28):
and like, bitch, you can go thirty more years.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Real, don't remind me, right right right?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I love reminding my mom. I'm like, you could live
another twenty years, two more decades.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I don't know sure, right right? Because we get a vote,
do I want to go in another twenty five? What
age would you like to die now? I said age?
Not milestones in life, right, age? I'd like to see
a hundred any particular reason why?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Now? I had I had great aunts who oh that
was their goal one hundred, uh huh, And they both
made it to ninety nine, okay, And I thought, yeah,
that's a good goal. I'd like to do it.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
So only because I'm someone else's goal. Sure, Okay, yeah, Kimby.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm the same way.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
But I've been saying that, not because of the ants, grellance, whatever,
but I've been saying that I want to live to
be one hundred since I was twelve thirteen. Yeah, this
has been a long time thing going for me. And
my my thing is is, hell, if George Burns can
do it, so can I. You know, he lived to
(10:47):
be one hundred years old, and I'm thinking, just like
all the only experiences you get, you know, in a century,
in one hundred years, and to live to be one
hundred or more, I'll go for more.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I don't know, but I least want to make it
to one hundred.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
If I can make it to August seventh, of my
hundredth birthday, whatever the hell year that is, I can die,
it'd be.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
One hundred more years than the year you were born.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Yeah, well so yeah, yeah, whatever it is, twenty one
to eighty whatever. I'm like, all right, I can die
on August eighth, then I'd be happy, but I'd still
I'd be happy going trying to be the oldest man
alive one hundred and twenty six. You know, how old
is the oldest man alive. I think the oldest person
alive is like one hundred and twenty. I'm good with
eighty five. I feel like it's a good, solid number.
(11:34):
It's a respectable number. Nobody goes too young, nobody goes, wow,
that was right. Now you're just on the cusp of
take you know, being awake only four hours.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
The oldest person living is a Japanese fella named Tomiko
a Tuca one hundred and sixteen years and ninety days.
And I think at eighty five, like that's probably a
milestone age y that I can see my children do
some things. I can see some advancements in society technology wise.
(12:07):
I feel like that's a good number. I don't need
another fifty. I don't know what I'll see in the
last fifteen years that'll fulfill my life the.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Way things have been going the last ten years. You
never know.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I'd like to see great grandchildren, and if I can
great great grandchildren, I think that would be awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I got good news for you.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Your child at eighteen just had a kid, so there's
a high chance you're gonna see a great grandchild.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
So they other very well as possible for sure.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Could be in the next eighteen years, probably before you're sixty, which, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's possible. It's possible.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Things possible, Yeah, you know, magatistically it's there. Maybe not
great great grandchildren, but what apps right anything? I think
when you asked to be able to see great great
grand grandchild, you're just being.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Greedy af right?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Why not just great great great grandchildren?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Why I'll become a goddamn highlander and just enjoy everything.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
God help us and our future.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Us is if they have to see Gimpy at one
hundred on the news and they're like, what's the secret
and he's like sounding weed whiskey in a metal rods,
that happens. That's that's the answer. I'm coming home with.
What's the secret to live in so long? Well, you
(13:26):
get a piece of surgical stainless steel, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, God help us.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I hope I'm alive to see that interview.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The next thing. You know, everybody is doing it. God, God, no,
he got people like the bio Listen.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
I don't know what the future holds, but I do
hope for that not happening for my children and they're
whoever they're with it's a weird thing. No, yeah, I
don't want to see gimpies.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
You'll give you as the smuckers want celebrating their birthday
thing on the Today Show. Backwards hat and my steel rod.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
One of your eyes cloudy over, probably a patch by that.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Point, more so than what it is now.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, I've been still ain't easy.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
To be a hundred bitch of horse company. They're like, what, Michael,
what's the what's the trick?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Gee, yay gee gee? Jimpin eightes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
His teeth fall out right there in the interview.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You think he'd buy fake teeth, lindsay, that's a good point.
No way, I'm taking hand me down dentures.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Come on, now, you're not even getting maybe if a
listener gives them to you, but you.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Ain't getting dentures full stop.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
My brother when he dies, I'm taking his dentures with me,
even at full He doesn't have full does He only
has a couple he's missing water or two. Yeah, but hey,
what is I need to see you leaning over the cat?
Get pulling that right out of his mouth that you
don't need those using those he'd want me to have these.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Right stop at the top. Man look at the top.
I don't need the bottom.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It's not like he has to drive him off, lindsay, right,
because the brother's dead. There's no saliva happening though, there's
no cleaning off.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
All good at that point. If you can't share your
brother's fake teeth, who's fake teeth?
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Can you?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Would you put his fake teeth in your mouth right
now if I didn't have my own? Yeah, of course,
of course, of course, for sure. Would you kiss your
brother on the mouth with tongue?
Speaker 10 (15:38):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
That's a little weird. No, it's not answer the question
yes or no. No, I'm not gonna tongue kiss my brother.
That's weird.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Besides the passion behind it, it's the same thing. You're
sharing all the same juices. Sure, I think I think
one's a little more romantic than the other.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I'm just saying both feels really intimate. Though. No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Taking your brother's false teeth putting him in your mouth
is not from intimate orifice.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's not erotic at all.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
I never said what it would it be erotic for you?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Now you're taking it weird. Tongue kissing is no.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Matter how you look at it, Tongue kissing is erotic,
and I'm not doing that with either one of my brothers.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, what about your sister in law.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Tongue kiss her? I don't think my brother would like
that too much. You're right, I'm just saying, yeah, my
sister in law, so it's not as weird.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Does she have dentures? No, I think we can overwhelming ly.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
The whole point was that we're mentioning denters and you
would put those in your mouth and it be okay. Yeah,
but no, no deep tongue kissing, not even shallow tongue kissing.
Kimpy's liver has entered the chat. Sure, I'm sure your
liver would like to have a conversation about getting to
one hundred. I'm sure it would. Doesn't mean he couldn't
get a replacement. If anyone has a chance of hitting
a hundred, it's gimpy. Think about all the stuff that
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has tried to kill him so far. Hit by a car,
motorcycle wreck, here's a smoky no sunscreen, eats crap, drinks,
doesn't go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
He's already a highlander. Yes, I mean, I.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Never loved the idea of hasn't gotten me yet that
doesn't mean there isn't a problem.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
No, it's oh I'm not going to get you. Yeah,
I'm right behind you.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah, that's like I mean, I've never seen termites right right,
I've never seen the wood rot exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I don't see the wasps.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Like, come on, man, just because you can't see it,
don't mean it ain't happening. Keep back right, everyone's a
highlander until they get the diagnosis cancer.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Cut your head off. I saw a story this morning
or yesterday.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
I was reading a story about a guy whose wife
they'd been together a long time, right, and she died
really young, got cancer and died, and how sad it
was only to find out too, like you hear like
something you your spouse at a young age, knife in
the heart right and a twist for sure, for same
with a child, right.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Like unbearable.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
You feel like that type of news is only for
a few months. Then you go, ah, it's all good
now what I've been tested. Yeah, And then a few
months later he gets the cancer diagnosis, only to find
out two months after that he's dead.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Wow, So everything.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Even he after his spouse sadly got diagnosed and died,
was like, ah, it's probably fine. I mean they just
the plane just crashed. I'm sure it's very safe. Nope,
you don't get a vote. There ain't no highlander right right,
death undefeated, man, There ain't no merit or honor and
(18:50):
going to or not going to the doctor. I know
plenty of people that are super fit, eat super well
and have a heart attack, right, died jogging on a pass.
I also know plenty of people who don't eat well,
don't work out, die super young. Yeah, ain't no bang, yeah, no, listen,
(19:13):
I'm sure when he comes down and goes so here's
what we're thinking. Start, what about where's your vote? And
you go aunt, And he's like, best I can do
is ninety.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Right, I got a phrase. He's an expert. Let me
give him a call.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Let me let me go talk to the manager. We'll
see if we can't get this deal. Would you sign it?
Would you get this aid? Would you die at this
age right now? Sign the piece of paper?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Can we go for at least ninety nine? Right?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
It's like, man, best I can do out the door
eighty four.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Listen, you seem like a good guy. I'll get you
eighty five.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Treating her like a car car sale right, all right,
we got to take a break.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
We'll be back.
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Speaker 1 (20:37):
In ninety seventy five, AMoD.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Naked suspect Flee's deputies gets arrested in a garbage can.
Jacob Matthew Patterson was arrested on August twenty first in Frederickson, Washington,
following multiple attempts to escape law enforcement. He's now facing
eight different charges. So Patterson's first incident happened on August eleventh,
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where he was allegedly found slumped over in a stolen
Ford F three point fifty. Deputies were attempting to prevent
the vehicle from flying with stopsticks. Patterson apparently woke up,
evaded patrol cars, and led deputies on a chase. He
drove into oncoming traffic multiple times and reached speeds of
(21:24):
over one hundred and eight miles an hour, according to
the court documents. Washington State Patrol then took over the
chase once it went onto the highway. The vehicle later
crashed into a neighborhood, and officers identified two occupants in
the stolen F three fifty. One of the occupants was
a woman who said she had previously been in a
(21:44):
relationship with this guy. The couple shares a four year
old child who was unbuckled in the back seat when
Patterson fled from deputies. The woman says that she and
Patterson broke up two weeks prior, and that she was
only with them to see her son, so he apparently
had custody of the child. She said Patterson appeared to
be high, so he pulled over to sober up, but
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she fell asleep by the time Patterson started the chase.
Court documents also state that she called nine to one
to one from Patterson's phone during the pursuit to tell
dispatch that her four year old was inside the stolen vehicle.
So flash forward ten days later, deputies receive a report
(22:27):
of a suspicious vehicle and they show up. A check
on the vehicle's license plate showed it belonged to Patterson's
girlfriend and Patterson appeared to be in the car with her.
Deputy's block and surround the vehicle, ordering Patterson to surrender.
His four year old son. Exits the car and walks
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towards deputies. After not complying, a deputy shout out the
back window of the car. The woman is heard yelling
something about getting dressed. According to the court documents. Shortly after,
Patterson exits from the passenger side door and runs from
deputy is completely naked. He hap's offense and deputies loose
(23:11):
sight of him, so they call in Canine Bronco. After
combing a neighborhood, Bronco locates him hiding inside a garbage
can at a nearby home and he's taken into custody
without further incident. He is now sitting in jail on
a three hundred thousand dollars bail and faces charges of
unlawful possession of a stolen vehicle, two counts of reckless endangerment,
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resisting arrest, unlawful imprisonment, attempting to elude police, property damage,
driving on a suspended or evoked license, and the four
year old was immediately turned over to Child Protective Services.
I don't understand how he got out between the first
time and the second time.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
With dangerous a four year old NA. Maybe he bonded out,
I'm sure. Yeah. And I was thinking like a like
a dumpster, but no, this is like a garbage can
in your in your yard, in your backyard or whatever.
Like yeah, like one of those steel ones with a
rubber maid. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Listen, if you're gonna get hunted by a canaan Iinoff's,
you're dumb, they will find you. They're really most of
the time high probability. They're really good at it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, because they're getting rewarded with like ice cream or
something puccino. Yeah, it's literally what their only job is.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah, Odds are stacked against you, definitely. Lawyer Steal accused
of stealing one point seven million dollars from dead clients.
So this comes out of Florida, where an attorney, Jason Penrod,
he works for family Elder Law right there in Florida,
the Tampa area. Now, I guess this cat has a
(24:53):
bit of a gambling problem. So apparently he felt guilty
of what he did, and according to reports, he goes
to Pennsylvania to confess his crime to the adult son
and daughter of the dead clients in which he stole
the money from. So what he did was he would
take and he transferred one point seven million dollars one
(25:18):
hundred and seven one million, seven hundred and five thousand
dollars from the trust fund, the living trust of this
this client of his, and he would transfer that to
his own personal bank account. Now he felt guilty, and
he goes and talks to the kids and he says, listen,
I've been dealing with some mental and personal stress, and
(25:40):
to deal with that, I have been gambling and has
kind of gotten out of control. He says that he
squandered away, of course, the living trust of this family
and another client. He squandered away the profits of his
law firm and his family's savings life savings account.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Nonetheless, even writes.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Them a letter tells them all about it says here
that he transferred wire transferred one point two million of
that money to the Seminole Hard Rock casino there in Tampa,
and he was also shows that he would withdraw twenty
four thousand, five hundred and eleven dollars and forty five
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cents from the ATMs there at the casino as well.
I didn't know that ATMs gave out change, but whatever. Nonetheless,
it was a former peace right, a former associate of
his that found out what was going on and then
turned him in, reported him to the state's Bar Association,
and since then he has reported himself to the Florida
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State Supreme Court for misuse of funds from the two clients.
Detectives are still investigating his finance.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Right to see if there's more.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, No, that's horrible, bro, one point having million dollars.
I'm always literly when it's led with. I'm going through
some things, so dot dot dot No, you just trying
to justify exactly exactly, Just be like, I'm I have
a gambling problem and I gotta get it under control.
And I messed up and I used your money that
wasn't mine, and that's wrong and has got to have
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to pay that back one hundred percent, and he should
with interest, absolutely like eight percent interest.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
The question is how my problem? How not my problem?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Go hit up the casino, I get no work, live
well below your means, right right, and suffer. There is
a chance that he won't be practicing law, and that's
he's done practicing Lawyah, at least in Florida anyway. I
mean if as long as other states due diligence, I yeah,
they should be done everywhere.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I agree with you he should.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
But as long as other states check to see why
he doesn't have a license in Florida anymore, right, right,
then he should not be practicing law.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
He could He could flee to Mexico.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
You know, I don't care, avoid all that, having to
pay the money back, become a lawyer in Mexico. I mean, yeah,
he wouldn't avoid the money, but he would just be
working in Mexico. Just because you run to another country
doesn't mean you don't have to pay, right, They can
gladly come get you.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, that's a lot of money, man, tell me about it.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Cop cop seek man accused of dousing baby with hot coffee.
A worldwide hunt is on for an Australian man who
police say severely scalded a baby boy by throwing hot
coffee on him before rushing off and eventually fleeing the country.
This incident took place last month in Brisbane. The suspect
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allegedly approached a picnic gathering the baby's family was attending
and poured the boiling liquid from a flask onto the infant.
Despite being rendered first aid and receiving assistance from off
duty nurse at the scene, the infant sustained dramatic injuries
to his face, arms, and legs, and his parents say
that he is face He's seen a years long road
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to recovery.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Damn hah.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Who in the hell just walks up to a baby?
This got such a thing?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Psychopaths?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Do they know this person?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It didn't say? It didn't say.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
And if you're at a picnic and somebody's approaching, you
don't go hey, back up right? You probably like, Hey,
what's going on? How can I help you? Your baby
looks thirsty?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, I'm a big believer in cutting people off the
pass So for real, ill like, why the baby easy target? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:38):
You adn't run away. The babies don't put up much
of a fire. Yeah. And I love the idea that
a nurse rendered first aid for because she was already
on the scene.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
What she carrying a pack?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Right?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
I love it when they're like, there's a doctor on
the scene, he helped. What did you have his bag?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
This is not in nineteen seventy or nineteen thirty.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
There's a chance there was a fir stayed kit in
a car somewhere okay, yeah, right, bandage, right, not to
deal with wounds, burns?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Right?
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Wild story man, yeah, crazy? And he's on the run,
Like where could he be?
Speaker 6 (30:17):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Where are you going? Right? Go home? Hang out? You
go on the run worldwide? Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Mexico?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Mexico?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
And they have extradition treaties, So you want to go
to a state or country that you will not be
extradited from, which means you got to go to a.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Not awesome place, right, right? Are some of the stands? Right?
Speaker 5 (30:50):
And I mean you can try, but at some point
you gotta get on the grid. At some point, even
if he's a really good he might get sick. Like
at some point, the chance of you to be able
to fly somewhere and then evade into the mountains and
not be on the radar. Really tough man, you ain't
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John Rambo. John Rambo was good at it, right.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
And it was the seventies eighties, and even he got
found out.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
But there's a there's a chance he could hitch hike south,
go through Mexico, Central America and Venezuela hide out and belize. Nope,
start a little you know, roadside pub.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
No even then.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Short of him walking across a really dangerous stretch of land.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
He's going to go through a border point and there's cameras.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Yeah, I guess that's what they make wigs and makeup
for corbon.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Right, No, that's true. What do I know?
Speaker 5 (31:52):
All Right, we got to take a break all these
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BMMS sixty nine Morning Show continues.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
Next Jack the Big Bad Morning Show on Telfish rock
station ninety seven to five KMOT.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Last night we have the forty nine Ers game, so
we can go over the results and uh with forty
nine Ers win. Lindsey and Gimpy got that right. Lindsay
and Gimby got Chicago right, and Lindsay got Dallas. Right,
So Lindsay is three and oh, Gimpy's two and one
and I am zero and three.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Blah blah.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Settled down. It's the first game, girl, seventeen more weeks.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Uh, And I thought Aaron Rodgers looked clunky.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
He did.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
He didn't look fluid in the pocket at all. Yeah,
he had a couple of good throws, but anytime he
threw under pressure, it looked like he was his is
mechanics looked off.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
That's what happens when you take a year off of work, man.
And I'm confused. Did he get benched or not? I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I fell asleep at the before that point, but I
woke up and noticed that he was not the finishing quarterback,
and I asked myself the same thing.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Was he just tired? Was he tuckered out?
Speaker 8 (33:19):
You know?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Or or what happened there? Why did you call it?
Why did you call it wits?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
You could make an argument that the game was out
of reach, take him to bar any further injury, but
also no.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
No, get in there and play. No you need the reps. Man.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
To me, it was so to me, it's like they're
not going to bench him, though that's a week that
sends and weird message. But I also think it sends
a weird, weird message for him to be like, take
me out right, We're not gonna win.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Why am I in? Right? That's bad attitude to have.
It's not it's bad leadership too, for sure. Yeah. I think, hey,
it worked out in our favorite No.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Dude and McCaffrey's backup, you get out of here. Ry
I stud was like, all right, because I've seen him,
you know, Jordan Mason secretary whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I was like, he's cool. But man, he killed it
last night. Good for him.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Yeah, they they obviously looked fine. But a son Reddick
didn't play for the Jets either, so I mean it
wasn't the full exposure of the real Jets exposure, you
could argue, but yeah, no, they looked fine. Party throwing dimes. Man,
he looked solid as a Oh yeah, let's see what
lindsay as for balls to the wall sports, So.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
We're seeing and hearing what Miami Dolphins star Tyreek Hill
went through during a traffic stop before Sunday's game. Police
bodycam video shows Hill being pulled from a sports car
man handled a handcuff to all while apparently complying with officers. Yeah.
The video also shows Hill being forced to the sidewalk
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as he pleads for the officers not to damage his
surgically repaired knee, with one officer asking if Hill had
surgery on his ears when they told him to put
the window down. In an exclusive interview with NBC, Hill
said it was crazy the officers would take it to
that level, adding that if he wasn't who he was,
(35:25):
the worst case scenario may have ended with him being
shot or put behind bars for a simple speeding ticket.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Not a simple speeding ticket. No, No, you were going
one hundred and three and a fifty five.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, that's reckless.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Yes, it's not a simple speeding ticket. A simple speeding
ticket is fifty seven. With that being said, the officers
were way over aggressive. Sure, With that being said, he
should have not rolled up his window.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Right, there's a lot that shouldn't have happened. Everybody was
in the wrong in this scenario as far as I'm concerned.
If he would have simply complied, he wouldn't have had
any of those issues.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yes, but having a bad attitude is not a reason
to yank somebody out of the car and put their
knee in their back. No, however, you gotta think about
you know, how often do officers deal with stuff like
one hundred percent the I just had surgery excuse no, no, no,
he should have listen. He should have never rolled his
(36:19):
window up. He rolled his window up because he was like,
I don't want photos taken on me.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
You made that decision. You chose to put yourself in
that scenario, and then doing their job.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
I'm again, I don't know if he did roll down
the window enough so he could see.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
I just feel like a job, a cops job, is
to de escalate, and that did not occur in that scenario.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
He had an attitude with the police officer from the start.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
An attitude is not a reason to yank somebody out
of their car.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
No, no, but if you're not complying, though he did comply,
he rolled down his way.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Again, I understand the optics.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
I support police officers, but there is you gotta go
with the obvious, and that is he did roll down
to his window.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Right, because that's how he talked.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
He did.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
I watched it, and so he did give the driver's license.
He did give his driver's license. Are you saying he
didn't give his driver's license?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
He rolls the window, Yeah, he's tapping on his He's like,
don't tap on my window.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Don't right, I heard that. Ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, and like he's so then he rolls it back up,
and the officer is not done speaking with him. He's like,
roll it back down, right, And he's like, I put
my seatbelt and he's like, I'm not done with you.
You need I need you to roll down your window.
I'm not done talking to you.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, And so he did he or did he not
give his driver's license?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I believe he did give his.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Driver's license over that and that, but he wanted him
to keep his window rolled down so he could see
into it. And it's his job, the police officer's job,
to manage that.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, and he did open up the door. That's not
a reason to yoke somebody.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I think you're gonna see Tyreek killsue the police department win.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I don't know. I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
I don't I honestly don't think that he was complying.
I think he was being an asshole towards the comps.
Bad attitude is not. You can't put that in an
argument on why police you can. I understand you can
because it's a free country. But the idea that you
just because you have a bad attitude doesn't mean you
should have a knee in your back when you have
a bad attitude and the comps are being cool about
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it and then you're not.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
They weren't being cool about it at the beginning.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
They know he was not when he was not complying,
and they're like, okay, all right, you're not going to
roll your window down, You're going to.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Sit in here.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
We're going to open up the door and pull you out. Yeah,
they were doing their job. Now were they a little
too rough?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
It's not like they Rodney Kingdom right there on the
side of the road, all right, I would hope not.
All right, So I mean get out of the car.
And this goes for anybody you get pulled over. They
asked get out of the car, being an asshole about
it because you don't want pictures taken.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Who gives an f about you? I don't disagree with
any of that.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
But also it's their job to de escalate, and they
did not do that because again, it's their job to
de escalate, and they did. They de escalated it by
yank that's not de escalation, and then cuffing them out,
that's not de escalation.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
It made it worse for them.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
In the public's eye. It made it worse for them,
for the police officers. But he was still able to play.
They didn't hurt his knee clearly because he played. He
scored touchdowns an eighty yard touchdown, not to mention.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
I know, but a counter argument is that he played well.
Can't be listen. Here's the thing. Here's the optics that
I don't understand why people aren't seeing is we only
know about this incident because it's Tyreek Hill. Oh so
you're thinking like there's probably more citizens that have been
treated that way. Yeah, of course, yeah, much like much
(39:56):
like Tyreek I bet you those regular citizens were being
a ruling assholes as well, and they got what they deserve.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, and manage your balls to the wall Sports On
Wednesday ninety seven five KM.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
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Good morning, Gimbie, Well, good morning Corbyn, Good morning Corbyn.
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Oh you.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Football is back this weekend as the Sooners take on
two Lane down in Norman. Your pregame will start right
here with Chris Planket twelve thirty and then kickoff is
at A couple of weeks ago, Lindsay posted this video
online of this comedian that did some yacht rock and
I'm gonna play the one I believe that she posted,
and then he did a bunch of others and we
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can evaluate him and see what you think. I overwhelmingly
think all of these work, every single one of them.
And the first one that we have here is Metallica.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Take a listen.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
This is Metallica as if it was yacht rock or
grocery store music or any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
So muse zach U, zach.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
Son, everyone you free from Sam to the.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Sand there.
Speaker 9 (42:07):
In your middle.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Nn.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I mean I think that works. It does.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
I just found out the other day that that song
is about SIDS. Okay, I didn't know that. I didn't
know it was about sudden infant death syndrome.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Okay, I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, so there's that one here.
Yacht Rock is guns n' roses.
Speaker 11 (42:57):
We got fun and games.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
We got everything you want, honey. We know those me.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
We are the people that you buy whatever you may need.
If you got the money, honey, you got your disease.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Get to Chungo.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Welcome to the jungle. Want to bring it to your
no no no, no, no no no in the knees,
mes knees.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
I want to see you read Welcome to the jungle.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
We take it day by day. If you want, you're
gonna leave.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
But it's the dyce tooth me. And you're a fair
sex a girl and very hard of bees. I can
taste the bright lights, but you won't get their.
Speaker 12 (43:42):
Foot grease in the jungle.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Welcome to the jungle. Feel my life, my certainteen.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I wanna I wanna hear you screams, and.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
We know high you never never wanna come down, down,
down down.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
I really like that one. How they got the nun
the no no no, then the knees.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Pretty brilliant.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Right, Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
This is well, let's be clear, it isn't him true. Uh,
this is Let see if you can figure out this song.
Speaker 11 (44:15):
I want to whom know that I am happy for you.
Speaker 9 (44:24):
I wish nothing but.
Speaker 11 (44:27):
The best for you both A nod versions me.
Speaker 12 (44:33):
She promoted like me.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Would she go down on you in a theater? Does
she speak eloquently?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
And would you have your baby? I'm sure she.
Speaker 9 (44:43):
May really excellent.
Speaker 13 (44:45):
She make a really into the.
Speaker 11 (44:46):
Lover because the last she gave them maid wasn't able
to make it enough for you to be woman. Why no,
nervery time you speak her? Ladies know how to all me,
hold me until you died, until you died, but still.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Love to remind you of the mess you let wind
went on.
Speaker 11 (45:13):
It's not bad to deny me of the cross tip
that you gains me. Doo do do you seen prety well?
Speaker 1 (45:31):
And of course is Landa's more said.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Not quite as well?
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Uh, and you ought to know. Here is another Metallica song.
Speaker 11 (45:39):
Give Me, give it High, give me that bitch, I'll
design journale, I see your head, adrenaline crash and crack
my head Night Joe junk and paint me Dad.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
I see you.
Speaker 9 (46:01):
Bom hundreds do black and white war horse, goe ahead man,
white knuckle tight dope and white.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Juel not.
Speaker 9 (46:23):
Direction gasoline. So kimmy, kimmiy, gimme that shot desire.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Somebody text in I don't know why this works. Yeah, no,
I agree, it does, though very well.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
It sounds good. Somebody else texting make it stop. No,
I get it.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
If you are a purist and you don't want your
band messed with, I get it. But you can't deny
that it works. It's making me love yacht rock right
on percent is.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
All yacht rock, funky and jazzy like this.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
I didn't think so so I thought it was just
a lot of saxophones and tenors, right, But apparently I
dig it. It sounds good right. Uh, here is another one.
See if you can figure out what this is. Oh,
we got a slow jam now.
Speaker 11 (47:19):
In skill and I hear the woof bow money sniffing
around your door.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
In the still be my herby hebby telling me.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
I gotta a ball in the show.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Now I see the form of mass telling me.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Once in store, my hearts start aching.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
My body started shaking, and I can't take the ball now,
I'm no.
Speaker 9 (47:54):
Now, I just wanna get.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Close to you.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
It tastes your love so sweet, and I just want
to make love to you, feel your body.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
In still the night.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Of course that's white steak in the still of the night,
in the still than I. I don't know how you
can hate on that. Maybe this will be more your speed.
Speaker 11 (48:43):
Make us a little makeup, plating away the shakeli the
GE's upon the table.
Speaker 12 (48:50):
Here you go ride another fables.
Speaker 11 (48:52):
You wanted to reproding little makeup.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
You wanted to scouts taking away the shake.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
Come you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Believe that he's upon the table you wanted to. I
don't thank you job.
Speaker 12 (49:07):
So much a suicide.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
When Ajos deserves just diving.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
I don't know Serge would appreciate that, probably not, But
I feel like it works just fine. And then the
last one that I have here, I wasn't. I felt
like it wasn't gonna work. And maybe of all of them,
this is the one that works the least. And you
can be a judge for yourself.
Speaker 7 (49:46):
It chilly, stinging, swift soons every half Please meet to know.
Speaker 12 (50:03):
Kids, household that no the board screen me from somewhere. Yeah,
they come sum.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah you comester Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
No, no, no, no, you know the funk they added
to Alis and Chains. I think it still works awesome.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
It feels like the intro of like an eighties coption.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
All of these feel like I had no idea.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
I loved yacht rock so much. People are texting asking
if what's the person's at. I will put this up
so you guys can see it for yourself.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
No.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
I don't even listen to much rock, so I'm not
a purist, but this is torture on my ears.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Well, everybody's got bad taste.
Speaker 13 (50:58):
Man.
Speaker 5 (50:59):
It's okay, right, glad you shared your opinion. All right,
We'll take a break and we'll be back.
Speaker 10 (51:05):
More of The Big Man Morning Show is next. Ninety
seven km o D.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh k.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
M O D.
Speaker 5 (51:34):
You can also text bmms and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. Let's play
a game because we got tickets see Rob Zombie, Who's
gonna be at the Walmart Emphatheater on September seventeenth. Zombi's
gonna be there with Alice Cooper ministry filter. It's gonna
be a great night of rock and we want to
give you a pair of tickets.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Right now. Let's play sing sing current record is I
am leading with the eleven?
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Lindsay is right behind me with nine, and you were
right behind her with seven Last Week's Winter that would
be Lindsay. So Corbyn and Gimpi at nine one eight
four six, Oh kmo, d are your choices nine one
eight four six O KMOD call decide who's the clue giver?
Whoever gets the most right, It's gonna win those tickets
to see Rob Zombie on September seventeenth at the Walmart Amphitheater.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?
Hey Sam? Sam? Who would you like to give clues?
Gimpi or Corbyn?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Gimpy Sam?
Speaker 5 (52:28):
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
You ready, Yep? Here we go, Uh Sam.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
This is the song from the Flamboyant Piano Player about
a reptile Elton John.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yes, and this is not an alligator but a crocodile. Yep.
And what's the song from Elton John that has crocodile
in it? Crocodile tears.
Speaker 5 (52:53):
No, maybe I don't know crocodile hunter. No, I'm stuck
between a blank and a hard place.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Rock. Okay, put them together. There you go. Oh hell.
Speaker 5 (53:08):
This is a song from some dudes from Philadelphia. They
were hot in the nineties. And this is what happens
when you have reached the part of the street where
it no longer goes anywhere?
Speaker 10 (53:25):
Dead end?
Speaker 1 (53:26):
That that is true. What's another name for a street
or an avenue? Avenue or road? There you go. That's
the very last word of the song, not the beginning,
but the blank of a star, end of the road.
There you go, time, time, time, hang on the line,
(53:46):
Sam two might be good enough, Okay, all right, it's
say part of the song. Are You're given a clue?
But you said of the good morning you're on the air.
What is your name? Daniel? Daniel? We've got a beat too,
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (54:03):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (54:04):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (54:06):
Neil shown. And this is one of the most famous
songs this Boston band.
Speaker 9 (54:14):
I don't Know.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
There's a band called the Darkness. They have a song
called I Blank in a thing called love.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
Don't know that? Okay, U. What is the opposite of
gou and when you have some people. Yes, there you go. Excellent.
Metallica did a different version of the song, but it's
about the person that visits you in the night, gives you.
Speaker 5 (54:50):
Dreams, drop enter and the opposite. The salutation for a sir,
your dad is blank, Daniel, I.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Don't opposite of missus, mister mister Samman.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
Correct, Rob, Yeah that's a tie, man. Nobody's gonna win anything.
Thanks for playing Daniel.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
All right, buddy, see you laters. Disappointment, Uh, Sam, tie,
nobody wins anything, man, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (55:31):
Not a big deal, I.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
Gotta tell you. Man.
Speaker 5 (55:34):
My favorite thing you did, though, was when you got
it right. You went sure, okay, I love it man.
It was fantastic. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
Okay, thanks man both on the butzers, yeah it is
what it is.
Speaker 1 (55:50):
Yeah, he didn't. He was like, I'm just guessing. Okay,
Yeah that sounds good. I'm good with that. Sure, all right.
We got to take a break.
Speaker 5 (55:58):
The record now keeps me at eleven, keeps Lindsay in nine,
keeps you at seven.
Speaker 10 (56:03):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
Back, a big morning show.
Speaker 8 (56:08):
Tulsa's rock station ninety JOT, Good morning, it's the Big
(56:30):
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Speaker 1 (56:37):
To eight two, nine four five coming up, listen to emails.
Plus we have to tell the truth right now. We
should see what's in ghibbies four by.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
Four wel covin It says here the researcher say, COVID
lockdowns aged team's brains.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Of course they were a duration of time, right, I
think age advanced, Oh, no, faster than what they should.
Speaker 5 (57:01):
COVID lockdown, school closures and canceled activities aged team brains
as much as four years.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (57:10):
That's according to new research out of the University of
Washington that looked at brain scans. What researchers found was
that the cerebral cortex, the part of the brain that
controls reason and decision making.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Thinned out much more than expected.
Speaker 5 (57:26):
Boy showed an average premature brain aging of one point
four years. The results were much more pronounced in girls,
where their brains aged an average of four point two years.
I'm curious to what was the second place that was
expecting to get funding for a study not cancer?
Speaker 1 (57:46):
Why this?
Speaker 5 (57:48):
I mean, I'm saying it's not necessary to research it, right,
But what was the other option? Probably some scientists kids
like something's not right with you, boy, want to do
some re search. Or someone was like, hey, not in
this in any study. Hey, I'll give you X number
of dollars to do a study on XYZ.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
I'll take you money.
Speaker 5 (58:12):
Congress returns as government shutdown looms. Current funding where the
government runs.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
Out on September thirtieth.
Speaker 5 (58:19):
A potential shutdown would see federal agencies and national parks clothes.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Public services would also.
Speaker 5 (58:26):
Be limited, and millions of workers would be furloughed. As
the November election approaches, a stop gap bill will likely
be needed to avoid the shutdown, as Congress remains far
from reaching agreements on a full year funding bill.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
It seems like this happens all the time. No, this
is what they do to me. I say this every time.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
It is their number one job to keep the government
running and pass the bill, right, number one job. If
they mess around with this, don't vote that person back. Right,
And they're just going to keep I promise they're going
to get it figured out, and they're just gonna kick
the can down the street so they can use it
as propaganda later.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
They always do each side.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
What else we got here? Former New York Gubna Cuomo's
testifying on Capitol hillover COVID nineteen pandemic. He's previously been
criticized about the more than fifteen thousand nursing home deaths
in the state during the closed door House subcommittee hearing.
That committee will release its findings and live stream Como's appearance.
(59:24):
Back in June, an independent report by an outside consulting
firm concluded that como's takeover of public health policy during
the pandemic was quote a significant and unnecessary mistake. COMO
issued a mandating twenty twenty ordering nursing homes to admit
patients who'd tested positive for coronavirus, and then, lastly here
American Airlines adding three hundred jobs to the Tulsa base.
(59:48):
American Airlines announced yesterday that it will bring hundreds of
new positions to its tech Ops Tulsa maintenance base. They'll
be adding a Boeing seven eighty seven heavy maintenance line
as well as another seven thirty seven line, and that
work means three hundred and twenty one total openings across
the repair hangars touching Tulsa and National Airport Runways two
hundred and twenty seven of the jobs will be aviation
(01:00:10):
maintenance technician positions.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
That's massive. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Yeah, that's good stuff for them. All right, let's see
what lindsay. As for balls to the wall sports, a.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Fresh legal issue has surfaced four Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson. Yesterday,
a brand new lawsuit was filed accusing Watson of sexual
assault and battery in an incident dating back to October
of twenty two, so we run, while he was still
(01:00:50):
playing for the Houston Texans. So The accuser, known as
Jane Doe, says the incident in question happened while the
two of them were to be having dinner at her
apartment the night of the date. The suit says Watson
was having difficulty finding her apartment and began aggressively yelling
(01:01:12):
and screaming at her on the phone, saying he didn't
have time for this. Okay, that's where I have my
first issue. I would have been like, just forget it,
bro then don't come over, but she let him in.
Once inside, she says she was putting on makeup in
(01:01:33):
the bathroom and came out to find Watson completely naked
on her bed, lying face down on his stomach.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
The old naked man trick. Huh do men really do this?
This is the first time we've heard a man do this, right.
Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
The suit alleges that Watson then requested the woman to
massage his buttocks, and she tried to appease him by
massaging his back instead. From there, he allegedly turned over
and continued to demand she massage him, gesturing from his
knees to his groin. The suit then says Watson, before
(01:02:12):
the woman could respond to his request, partially disrobed Jane
Doe and penetrated her without consents.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Oh god. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
This apparently went on for several minutes before she could
escape and grab a heavy piece of decor for self defense. Oh.
At that point, the suit says, Watson stormed out of
her apartment. The NFL has declined to comment on the
new lawsuit, and the Browns have yet to comment as well.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I wonder what kind of decor she used? Was it
of oz?
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
That's what I was thinking, something like that.
Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
This says if you have kids in the car, turnoned off.
Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
It says that she felt paralyzed and unsure just like
Lindsay described, unsure of her safety trying to stop him,
and he continued. He roughly sexually assaulted her for several
minutes while quote in the missionary position, before grabbing her
and flipping her over. He then continued to assault her
aggressively from behind. Finally she gathered the courage to and
(01:03:23):
strength to escape him. She quickly ran to her dresser
grabbed a heavy piece of decor for self. I'm gonna
think like a like some sort of piece of coral fish, okay,
or a vase, maybe even a lamp lamp yeah, and
yelled at Watson to get out of her apartment, and
(01:03:46):
he stormed out.
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
In a rage. So he went from if.
Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
You're not ready, because she wasn't ready when he arrived
for a date. And she's like, hey, have a seat
in the living room. I'll be ready in a minute.
How's how was practice? How's those court pass going?
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
And uh, I'm sure it's different with me, all right?
And then maybe these all happened the same time.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I don't know. And then she comes out and he's naked.
You're like, here's the thing too.
Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
He was probably a sure thing, right, He just would
have played the date out right, right, and I've been
all weird. And then he's like, rub my butt. I
gotta be honest, never ask my wife to rub my butt. No,
And he got mad when she wouldn't rub his butt
(01:04:44):
and she rubbed his back. Yeah, no, rub my butt.
Like he got angry with her again because she wouldn't
rub his butt.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Sorry, his glutes. What's been a hard day, he's been
working out, right, stand up, sit down, I get it life.
Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
And then he goes, well, all right, since you're not
gonna do that, I'll just forget the pleasantries.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I'm just going to rape you. Yeah damn.
Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Maybe to him, I'm not saying this is okay, but
maybe to him that's for play, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Maybe he is a little kinky like it.
Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
The problem with people that are habitual assaulters is they
think they're not doing wrong right, So then the question
is what is it they think they're doing right? And
when you're trying to decipher it, I think, which he
probably thinks, rubbing the butt or being naked is for play.
Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Right, what's she gonna she's gonna turn me down? I'm
already naked, yeah right? Lack sending a d pic, right, yeah,
she sees that. How can she help herself? Look at
my butt? Now? Maybe the problem.
Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Here's the difference between this time and a different time
is before there was hope he was gonna be a
good quarterback.
Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yeah, now he's not a good quarter he's not. Why
he's even have a job still? Why is he because
you paid the money.
Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
You're already paying him no matter what, so you had
to kind of see it through, right, I get it.
But now you've gone through two seasons, one and a
half seasons of him and it hasn't been fruitful.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Now now he's a problem.
Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Right now, he's now he's the Even if you're if
he's a great quarterback, it's no big deal, like we'll.
Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Deal with it right But now and he's a problem.
Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Yeah, bro, some other team will pick him up a
little bit different with them. I think it's I think
it's over.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah, maybe this is done.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
I don't know. Carolina needs a quarterback, as zoinks.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
And that's your ball to the wall Sports. I'm Wenday
in ninety M.
Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
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Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Good morning, Gimpie, Well, Good morning Corbin. Our twenty twenty four.
iHeartRadio music festivals coming up later on this month. It's
in Vegas September twentieth and the twenty first. All right,
little listener emails. I'll read an email, and you guys
get to give advice. This one says, So, I was
just curious on what I should do about my neighbor's
dog that's about two down. They have a fence, but
(01:08:01):
yet are constantly out causing drama, trying to fight other dogs.
They literally attacked a smaller dog this morning. I have
seen them play tug of war with something dead, hoping
it wasn't someone's cat. Because they go into people's backyards,
including mine, and stuff, rip up trash in my yard, etc.
Just nuances, just nuisances. And I don't want to call
(01:08:23):
animal control because they are owned by someone, and I'm
unsure what will happen there.
Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
But yeah, some suggestions would be great.
Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
I'm not in the country anymore, so I can't pop
them while they're on my property, and I'm definitely not
going up there personally, just for it to go south
and my house to be targeted or the owner just
kill them because it's easier. Also, my other neighbor has
a dog. I don't know, no exact neighbor, but they
got a dog when it was a puppy and does
(01:08:52):
not take care of it and lets it run wild
all day and all night. He does have a skin
infection on him, I do believe, I do believe, and
is skittish of humans. He comes to me and my
boyfriend because we feed him and such. So any suggestions
for both situations would help. So we've got a person
who lives in a neighborhood and there's dogs. One set
(01:09:17):
of dogs runs that bitch right. The other dogs is
apparently infected with the plague, and they would pop it,
but they don't. They're not in the country anymore, and
they don't want to call animal control because they have
an owner, or they don't want to go down the
(01:09:37):
street and say something to the neighbor because well, they
might kill it or kill them, and they're looking for suggestions.
Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Neighborhood with some dogs, what to do? What to do?
That sounds like it sucks, no doubt, it sure does.
We were having dinner the other night on the back
patio and some dogs were barked, like a lot of
dogs were barking, and.
Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
My kids were like, well, what's happening. It sounds like
the dogs are ouled up. She's like, yeah, but they're
barking a lot. That's what dogs do. They bark because
of the wind.
Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Right. They don't need a real good reason. Nope, that's
just how they talk. So what should this person do?
Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Don't want to call animal control, don't want to assassinate them,
don't want to talk to the neighbor.
Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
What should they do? Damn?
Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
I think when you rent, you feel like your options
are really limited. Okay, I said, feel Yeah, you feel
like your options are limited because it's not your place.
Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I mean, but it is. I mean just because you
don't own it. You're living there. It's your house, it's you.
It is not your house, it is not your domicile.
Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
But you're paying to stay there.
Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
You're paying to stay there. May not want to call
animal control. But call animal control. The second one sounds
like neglect. That's a text that came in.
Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
You can leave a bowl of anti freeze and the
problem will fit it fix itself, or buy a BB.
Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Gun and shoot it in the ass every now and then.
Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Okay, at least you're not killing the dog by shooting
it with a BB gun. My mama used to keep
bottle rockets on the TV, so when stray dogs would
come up to her house, she'd go out there fire
if you off at them and scare them off.
Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Now, that's one way to handle it. I guess if
you shoot a dog with a BB gun and the
owner calls the police, is there a crime?
Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
I mean, one could say it's I don't think it's.
One could say is it animals?
Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Right? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
What about leaving anti freeze out? And is that a
I thought that was a myth that dogs just go
to ana freeze? Like how they fix that problem they did?
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
I don't know, but I think they call that murder.
Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
And what brand? I like, I stand there and go,
I don't know the best brand of anti freeze to
use to kill it. Old.
Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
I'm just saying because you don't want to get it wrong.
I guess right, if you're going to do it, do
it right.
Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
You want to want and done.
Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
BB gun does sting, but won't really harm them. Typically
the sound will run them off, you mean the right.
And again, even if it doesn't harm them, I still
think there might be a crime there.
Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Yeah, it's still cruelty of sorts.
Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
I think if you shoot them with a BB gun
and just because you're trying to scare them, I think
because it's someone's property. Yeah, right, I think that's where
you may be getting a crime. Uh, it's cruelty to animals,
which is a felony. Yeah, you want to get a felony.
Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Over a nuisance? You could just deal with it. I
mean the idea of like, do you have a baby gun?
Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Right, and then you go and buy a baby gun
to shoot a dog that's barking and tormenting your neighbor.
If you don't have pets, I'm not sure where the
torment's coming. And they mean they come into your car,
your backyard, they lift.
Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
The gate, right, jump the fence and digging. Some dogs
can jymp. Yeah, some dogs can do that. Some dogs
can jump fences.
Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
Oh yeah, but what happens if you shoot this dog
or kill it and he freeze whatever, and then the
next dog comes around, you know, because that's that's.
Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
What's going to happen.
Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
I feel like we've been down the rabbit hole of
an animal on your property? Um, can you legally shoot
someone in Oklahoma? No, we want a dog, And generally
it's generally illegal to shoot a dog just because it's
on your property. Yes, they are some circumstances that would
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make it legal. Yeah, if it's attacking a toddler, if
chasing livestock. It says, if it's dog is chasing livestock
on your property, you can legally shoot it if if
you own the dog, or if you're authorized to kill
it by the owner.
Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
So not your dog don't have permission. No, you cannot
excuse me, sir? Can I kill your.
Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Dog threatening you? If a dog is threatening you, you
may have legal justification to shoot. So if a dog
shows up on your property and says, listen, bitch, I'm
gonna kick your ass. Yeah, I'm gonna make you regret
the day you were born, and I'm gonna and then
I'm gonna rape your wife. Like then, I feel like
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you might you might be justified in protecting yourself. Maximum
punishment for animal cruelty and Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Yes, ten years.
Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Let's say five five maximum is five, so five to
one and a five thousand dollars. Fine, damn it's this
text says, get yourself a nice airhorn and be a
bigger nuisance. There you go.
Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Can you get a chicken? If so you can protect
your livestock?
Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
That true statement. You know you get more than one chicken.
You just get two chicks. Again, as it said, if
you have permission from the owner to kill it, that's right.
You gotta come. Hey, your dog's chasing my two chickens.
Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
And if you are one of those backyard rooster people
that don't have a fence or anything, then you're letting
it run a muck.
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Reasonable answer, So you don't want anything to happen to
the owner of the dog.
Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
If you call the authorities, I think you're the problem.
There isn't a reasonable answer if you're not willing to
nut up or shut up. Nuclear answer, Catch the dog
and click train click, train it to attack, take it
back saying you found it. Click as soon as they
have it. Oh god, And then somebody backtracking on the
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Anna freeze. The an freeze was a bad joke. But
my dad lived in the country. When wild dog showed up,
he'd shoot him in the ass.
Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Why the ass?
Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
They didn't come around no more. But it's also a
crime to let your dog run around? Is it a
crime to let your dog run around?
Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
I think in the city, sure, yeah, uh, I don't
know if it's on it here. But you're cutting out
through you, Okay, it's legal if you are someone else
in danger. Sounds like he wants someone to hear this
and do something about it. He don't want to call
animal control. You don't want to talk to the owners.
He don't want to get rid of it himself. Well,
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let's be clear.
Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
You cannot get rid of it. No, not without permission.
Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
And that feels like to go out of your way
and ask permission to get rid of somebody's property.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Feels like a big ass.
Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
But I mean, if these dogs are roaman the neighborhood
and one sounds like neglect. I mean, is the owner
really taking care of them? No, they're just letting them
run around and take care of themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
I like this never illegal to spill cocoa powder where
they can get to it.
Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Okay, I don't know if cocoa powder will kill them.
It'll give them the hershey squirts, I know that. And
neglect feels like a giant leap animalglect is a failed
to provide an animal with the basic care it needs
to thrive, food, water, shelter, not providing medical care, hoarding, abandonment.
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So just because dog's got some skin thing, don't unless.
Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
You're a vet. I don't know how you can diagnose that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
And two, just because it's rolling around doesn't mean it's
not being taken care of. I know plenty of people
that leave their dogs chained up in their yard and
they don't get in trouble for now. Animal to glact
for real, as long as there's a doghouse out there
and they have food and water, that's all you need.
Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
That's not only.
Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
Basics, it says here as little as four ounces could
be fatal. Can't four ounces of cocoa powder? Oh yeah,
the dog chocolate's very bad for dogs?
Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Did you not know that? Well?
Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
I know it's bad for him and it'll make them sick,
but I didn't know how much exactly it would it
take to it kill them four ounces.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
But but this is cocoa powder is definitely more than
just giving a dog chocolate.
Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Okay, say more Well, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Because yeah, cocoa powder is definitely more lethal. I don't
know why, but just a chocolate.
Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Like at I guess what I'm asking you.
Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
I know that i've well they have said cocoa powder
text so and then he looked up cocoa powder four
ounces can be lethal to a dog, right, yeah, because
I remember one time my dog had eaten like a
Snickers bar or something. Yeah, and I freaked out and
I called the vet and I said, my dog ate
a Snickers bar? Is he gonna die? And he said no, no,
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he'll be fine. Like you said, it'll probably give him diarrhea.
But it's it's not good for dogs to have chocolate,
but it's not lethal like people thought.
Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
And texting and never legal to spill cocoa powder where
they can get it. H If your intent to spill
cocoa powder is too harm.
Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Them, that's premeditated. That's that's first degree.
Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
They can't prove it.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Yeah, nobody spills Nobody spills cocoa powder in the driveway.
Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
I went to the store and it fell the only thing.
Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Huh yeah, yeah, Well you could spill something else and
make it look like, you know, an accident.
Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
And now you're just in a lunatic. Well you spill
some milk and maybe some eggs.
Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Well, then if it milks, and then what if it's
chocolate milky chucky milky? And Oklahoma, you're in worse trouble
for beating your dog than your wife. Title four in
Oklahoma's statutes covers animals. Otherwise it's the city ord and
it's fun fact. The Cherokee Nation is no dog laws.
I don't know if any of that's true. Do does
your area of town have a leash law? If so,
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call animal control. This one sprinkler for dogs. I mean
you could do that right, go out there and hose
her down. Yeah, but then then it becomes like a thing.
Then you're always looking at your window for the dogs
and you gotta run out there and the sprinkling thing.
What are you gonna do in the winter time that
doesn't get back like four weeks where it's that cold, right,
(01:20:46):
go talk to your neighbor. Speaking works, Okay, I mean
those are all options. We've got a listener email from
somebody who says that, uh, they got some dogs in
their neighborhood two doors down. Uh they have a fin
but are constantly causing drama, trying to fight other dogs,
play tug of war with something dead, they get into
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their backyard, rip up trash.
Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
They're just new nuisances.
Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
And I don't want to call animabal control because they're
owned by someone and I'm sure what will I'm not
I'm sure what will happen, but yeah, some suggestions would
be great. I'm not in the country more so I
can't pop it while they're on my property. I'm definitely
not going up there personally for it to go south
and my house be targeted or their owner just kill them.
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Also my other by the way, I love the line
of the owner just kill them because it's easier, like
you're just gonna persuade them to kill their property.
Speaker 11 (01:21:40):
Right.
Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
Also, my other neighbor has a dog. I don't know
the exact neighbor, but he lets it run wild all
day and night all night. He does have a skin
infection on him. We can only assume he's talking about
the dog there. And I do believe it's skittish of humans. Again,
still unsure if it's the neighbor of the dog, he
comes to me and my boyfriend because we feed them
and such, So anything any suggestions for both situations will help.
Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Lindsey Okay, First, stop feeding your neighbor's dog, because that's
why the dog keeps coming back. And the other dogs
are probably coming to your house too, because they know
that you're feeding right meeting right exactly exactly. They smell
that food, they know where to get the food from.
Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
So stop sprinkling cocoa powder in the driveway. They smell
that too, right, So.
Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Stop feeding the neighbor's dog. It's not your dog, Stop
feeding it. And why wouldn't you want to talk to
the neighbor about their dog if it's a problem. If
you don't want to talk to them, fine, you don't
want to call animal control? Why you're afraid that the
neighbor's going to know it was you? You can make
an anonymous phone call if you haven't yet talked to
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the neighbor before, then you will never know that it
was you. You can ask to be anonymous, just call
say they are a nuisance. Just or if you don't
want to do it, have your boyfriend it someone has
to do it. Otherwise nothing's ever going to be done
because they probably don't know that they are a problem
(01:23:09):
if no one says anything to the neighbor. So there
you have it. You have to have your man call
animal controller. You call animal control. But until the neighbors
know that their dog's a problem. They don't know that
their dogs are a problem. There you go, but stop
feeding the damn dog next door and it won't.
Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Come over anymore. GIMPI.
Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
There's a couple of options that you could go here.
The first one is yet, stop being a bitch and
call animal control. Let them come pick up the dogs.
It'll be fine. Your neighbors will get over it. Your
second option, which is a little bit more expensive but
awesome as hell, is get a pet lion. Get a
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pet lion, and I bet you those dogs don't come
around your house anymore at all, whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
I don't know about the pet lion. That feels like
a lot of money, right. I said it was gonna
be a little expensive and a lot of paperwork.
Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And it also may be shining
the light on you, right because the lion's not out
in the neighborhood. Playing.
Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Yeah, I definitely stop feeding, that's obvious. And I wouldn't
go talk to the neighbor. I wouldn't do it that.
I'd just call animal control. It ain't your problem. If
it's that big of a deal to move, that's a choice.
Oh yeah, but I would just call animal control. I
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also like to find the neighbor that loves talking to h.
Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
O A, go talk to them. Yeah, hey, have you
seen the dogs? Hey, they are a nuisance. It just
like that, hands on the hip and gotta kind of lift,
get the shoulders up. They are a nuisance to kind
of put your chin forward, par and take care of it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
They would just lit their animals just around the neighborhood
like that. Yeah, that's definitely a way to deal with
it too. Or here's a great idea too.
Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Just say it over and over to your boyfriend. Just
make that the thing NonStop. How is your day?
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Dear?
Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Dogs?
Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
And then the boyfriend left her, and then the Hey,
we all make decisions. We are a product of our decisions.
Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Right. Uh yeah, that would be what I would do.
Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
Or there's a whole lot of nothing you could do.
You could just you can choose not to engage in
any of it. Be like what dogs just walk through
life with blinders on. You're just wanting suggestion. These are
just ideas, eh.
Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
I would steer away from the lion by a lion donkey,
I'm on board with.
Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
Yeah, But is a donkey going to defend the house?
Absolutely it will is a donkey. I mean, is a
dog going to be afraid of a donkey?
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Absolutely? Maybe if it gets kicked once or twice.
Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
That's why farmers have donkeys to deal with coyotes and
stuff like that. Yeah, but a lion's cooler because you know,
once you hear that roar, that not only is going
to ward off any dogs coming to your house, potential
neighbors as well.
Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
I don't know if a lion's cooler, a cooler than
a donkey, I don't know. I don't think a lion
not cooler than a donkey.
Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
I can think of a multiple, multiple lists, Man of
why you one ask the lion to carry something for you?
Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Ain't happening? Some train? It could be done. Have a
great nickname like a donkey does he man wrote a lion?
Why can't I?
Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
And I'm just saying if both of us a Bengal tiger.
I think either way, if both of us pull up
to work, you're riding the donkey. I'm riding the lion.
Who looks more badass.
Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
I'm just saying, first of all, you would have already
arrived and left.
Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
Before I've arrived with the donkeys. And you're talking about
battle Cat.
Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Yeah, yeah, he was a lion, wasn't he.
Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
He Man's tiger's name is battle Cat, but when he
Man is in his Prince Adam form, the tiger's name
is Cringer. Listen, lion, tiger bear, whatever get you a
larger animal. Can always email a show at kmod dot com.
We love giving solid, helpful advice.
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My girlfriend and I got in a fight about going
(01:28:35):
to the bar with my friends. When I came home,
she was waiting at my house. We went inside, we argued,
and I left because I didn't want to argue with her.
When I came back later she was gone, but she
smashed my PS five.
Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Bitch? Is she crazy? Is this a red flag?
Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
You can hear gin be laughing.
Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
And I know people have stayed in relationships when things
were red flags, at least observed by others, So I
think it's fair to go.
Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Is this a red flag? For sure? Plenty? I dated
a girl and I showed and she I was out,
like we didn't have plans or anything. I showed up.
Speaker 5 (01:29:28):
She was in my driveway right, and she proceeded to
yell at me from her car, and I was like,
I just laugh at her and went inside.
Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
And what did she do after that? Did she stick
around and continue to yell? Or she stayed out? She
stayed out there and yelled.
Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
She tried to call me right, and I was like, no,
eventually they'll tire themselves out right.
Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
But it would have been fair to have been like,
is this a red flag? It would be fair and
be like, well she does that one thing? I like,
but is it worth it?
Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
I'm just saying, are things red fla what are red flags?
Plenty of people men and women throw fits?
Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Oh yeah, in dating for sure?
Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
For sure?
Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
I think it's a difference to throw a fit and
you know, damage your property. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:30:31):
It's one thing to stomp your feet and express how
angry and upset you are. But once you take a
hammer or whatever object was used and start smashing personal property,
that's a crime.
Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Now, right, there's healthy communication and unhealthy communicator.
Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
We used to have this person on the show that
he said that the girl he was dating at the time,
he wasn't where he was supposed to or I don't know,
And she showed up at the house, couldn't get in,
but his window was kind of open, and she yanked
the blind off the wall.
Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Jesus Christ, is that property?
Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
Yes, yeah, yes, it may not be much. It's not
a PlayStation five, but it's still property. And if she
opened up the window to to uh more to pull.
Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
The blinds off, well, now that's that's that's being any,
isn't it. I mean, you're not technically.
Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
Breaking anything, but you are crossing the threshold on the
down side there. In my in the movie Heat, which
I think is a great movie, right, de Niro, Puccino,
Val Kilmer, And in the movie Val Kilmer is fighting
with his wife, Ashley Judd, and she's just.
Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Sick of it, like it's some horrible acting. That's literally
the line that she does. But he gets mad. They
get an argument and he leaves, and as he leaves,
he pulls a frame off the wall and then you know,
continues out the door. And even seeing that movie at
the age I did, I was like, what is he doing?
Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Well, because is that a lesson? Now? You got to
put that frame up? Is that a message sent? The
story about somebody on the show and the blind's getting told.
Is that a message? Well, I can't go out. I
have to put the blinds back up right. It could
be it could be a subtle sign.
Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
I guess I'm just stupid then, because smashing a PS
five that's not I don't know what the message is there.
Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
What are what are you? Are you a hit man?
Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Are you trying to break my knees? I don't understand
the message that's being sent. I think the message there
is you hurt my feelings, so therefore I'm gonna make
you feel how I feel.
Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
How do I do that? Smash your PlayStation?
Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
The sex says I dated a girl that would take
my Xbox to work with her, so I couldn't play
it when I got off work while she was at work.
Speaker 13 (01:33:04):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
God, but I bet she is a good look for real.
Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
Another one smash my PS five I have smash your
car windows hashtag toxic.
Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Sounds like a perfectly made marriage, right, keeping it even.
Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
That's so toxic they labeled it they behind and right.
Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Yeah, some people like those type of relationships though.
Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
Either it's because that's all they know, that's all they've
ever had, or they see their mom and dad acting
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
Some people like that toxicity. I mean, some people see that.
Speaker 5 (01:33:41):
Here's the thing is that one probably sees that's the
way you love, right, and the other one sees that
as a tension, which they see as love.
Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Yeah, oh they must care.
Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
We laugh, I'm not joking. Psychologically, those people find themselves,
they find each other. Yeah, finding the life partners all
about finding the person who's crazy you can handle. We
all have a little craziness. Hmmm, that's interesting. It's an
interesting way.
Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
To word that. I would agree.
Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
Everybody's got a little bit of crazy in it. It's
just how do you handle it? And how much crazy
can you handle? Smashing PlayStations crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
I don't think so. Call you at one thirty in
the morning because you had a bad dream. That's okay,
that's a that's a tolerable amount of crazy, that's what
you said.
Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Yeah, hmm.
Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
I don't know if I like the crazy line, and
maybe just because it automatically implies negativity rather than you know,
some people think, hey, bringing me juice every morning, are
making me waffles every morning is crazy? Yeah, but that's
but that fooding and food and nutrients are hardly crazy, right.
Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
I think my crazy is my ADHD or my OCD,
or the fact like if I want something done, I
want it done.
Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
You have OCD.
Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Yeah, a little bit when it comes to cleaning or
when it comes like especially when it comes to cleaning,
like if I want the garbage taken out, I want
it done right this very second.
Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
So not, that's not OCD.
Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
That's not OCD. That's you gave an order, you want
it done right away. That's not it's done a certain way,
that's not OCD.
Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
Yeah, that's that's my way.
Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
You're doing it in a certain way, is OCD?
Speaker 7 (01:35:32):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Crazy? But telling other people yeahs that then then we're good.
Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
What's your crazy? Gimpy?
Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Ummm?
Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
You know I was thinking about that, and I don't
know because I'm on the inside looking out.
Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
I'm not on the outside.
Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Looking in, so like that would be a better suited
question for somebody else. No, what's the gimpy's crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
No, you got to have self awareness?
Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
Sure, I guess I don't know, though, I don't know
what my crazy would be, So therefore you don't think
you have crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Well, I know I've got it, it's just what is it?
Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
Maybe I haven't figured it out yet, because again, everybody's
got that little bit of crazy in them. You know,
this person said, reasonable answer? Is this an isolated incident
or normal behavior? Have you done things that contributed to
her behavior? You may not be the best for each other.
Nuclear answer. You need to treat this like bull riding.
(01:36:32):
Stay on until you win, then hope some other clown
distracts her before she stomps your head to mushh.
Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Yeah, is she psycho for busting a PS? Five? Ask yourself?
Does she wear makeup? Right? Yeah? Maybe?
Speaker 7 (01:36:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
My crazy? Yeah, there's a lot of them, right.
Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
I like things to be done a certain way. I
just I do them.
Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
I don't expect other people to do them my crazy way,
so that would be my crazy. Okay, So like, if
let's just use a cliche. If you don't put plastic on,
you know, the balls on top of the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
I'll just move them. I won't go. I won't go.
You need to put them on the top.
Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
Right If you leave SINC dishes in the sink, Allison,
I'm just gonna put them in the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
WHOA Was that out loud? Called out? Was that out loud?
I swear I said that in my head. I didn't
hear anything. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm
about this text. Had a girl who did this.
Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
She smashed everything I had for gaming, my work computer
as well as my TV. When I came home and
yelled wtf why she did why? She said, don't overreact,
it's not a big deal. I called her mom huh M,
had a mover out and left the state the next day.
Didn't want to be a murder victim episode on eighty
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minutes YO calling someone's mom, Hey.
Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
You gotta get your daughter. This bitch is Craig Cray. Yeah,
I can't handle this. Get her out.
Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
I mean, okay, what's your other option? If she's crazy
to leave? You are leaving anyway?
Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:38:20):
Well, well he laughed after he told her to leave.
That's what I'm saying is yeah, but it may not
have been a planned move. You know, it was a
plan to move after the fact.
Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
I don't care you calling someone like, what are you doing?
This is not a child?
Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
Well listen, okay, So you either call the cops right
and have them deal with it, or you call the
parents and there's a little less drama that you have
to deal with. You moved, Well, that's because they're pussy,
you know, didn't want to get murdered.
Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
You called another adults adult.
Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
Yeah, yeah, he did her a favor by not calling
the police.
Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
I would say, yeah, sure, he's a saint. No, here's
the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
How old were they at this time? Were you eighteen
nineteen just trying to figure it out? Or are you
forty and doesn't matter?
Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Your girlfriend's sixty year old mother to come doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (01:39:16):
That is another adult. You crossed the threshold. It's time
to adult. Text my our an email. My girlfriend and
I got in a fight about going to the bar
with my friends. When I came home, she was waiting
at my house. We went inside, argued. I left because
I didn't want to argue came back later, she was gone.
She smashed my PS five.
Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Is she crazy? Is this a red flag?
Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Lindsey, I feel like there's more to this that is
being left out. Take it however however you want. It
could be a red flag.
Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
I think he's asking us, is it a red flag?
Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
It could be?
Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
How so how could it or not? Like? Explain that?
Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
I mean, I just I don't think that it's not
healthy to break things in an argument.
Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Just say, it's not a red flag. Girl, You clearly
going down that road.
Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
I don't think it's necessary to break things in an argument.
I don't. Do you think it's ad someone's back? Yeah,
it's not healthy. It's not a healthy situation. I mean
he was, he was gone, and she broke how much?
All those five hundred bucks something like that? Yeah, yeah,
I mean yeah, I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that.
(01:40:36):
There's no way. I mean, she took something that clearly
was so important to him and smashed it. That to
me is a red flag. She could have just left
and not returned. But yeah, to me, that's a red flag,
plain and simple.
Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
By the way, the update on the text, I was eighteen,
she was twenty four. Good for you, bro, No, not
good for you. A child as an adult eighteen illegal? Sure,
freshly eighteen. Yeah, and you're twenty four. That's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
She was twenty four, he was eighteen.
Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
Oh that's again. Oh sorry you bro, high hie. Yeah,
that should have been your first sign. It was a
red flag.
Speaker 5 (01:41:20):
By the way, she likes you called the mom of
a twenty four year old. My argument's still the same.
Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Yeah, doesn't change, gimbi. Yes, that's a huge red flag, man,
huge red flag.
Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
And here's the reason why. Right now, it's your PlayStation five.
Next time it could be you. It could be you
that she's smashing with a hammer or whatever object that
she used. You know, maybe she picked it up and
slammed it on the ground. You know, next time it
could be you that gets picked up and slammed on
(01:41:56):
the ground.
Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
So this bitch is gone. Let her go. Oh sucks
that you lost your PlayStation. That does suck.
Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
They've got pawn shops out there, you know, they're they're
not as scarce as they used to be when they
first came out.
Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
You can buy another one.
Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
So I say, let the bitch go and find somebody
who's not gonna break your stuff because they're throwing a fit.
Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
That's it. Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
It may or may not be a red flag. Probably
just calling out to have a child. So get her
pregnant so you can be attached for the next eighteen
years or life and or or do this have like
three nights a week you go out, move in together.
I'm sure this will pass. I'm sure you can rationally
(01:42:47):
have a conversation with her about it. No, that's I
am of the belief you do not have a right
to destroy my property, even in our marriage. If my
wife did, this would be a massive problem. You do
not have a right to destroy my stuff, full stop,
just like I don't have a right.
Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
To destroy your stuff. That's not how you love people,
at least in my world. Right. Uh. If you need
to help with some email show at KMO do dot
com tell says.
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Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
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Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
The widow of Columbus Blue Jacket star Johnny Goodreau, known
too many as Johnny Hockey, is with the couple's third child,
Meredith Gudrou made the announcement during her tear filled statement
at the memorial service for Johnny and his brother Matthew
in Pennsylvania yesterday. Both men were killed on August twenty
ninth when they were struck by a suspected drunk driver
(01:44:16):
while riding bicycles in their home state of New Jersey
on the eve of their sister's wedding. Matthew's widow, Madeleine,
is also pregnant with their first baby. The Rams will
be without one of their top offensive playmakers for at
least the next four games. Los Angeles is placing second
year wide receiver Puka Nicoua on injured reserve after he
(01:44:36):
aggravated his knee injury against the Detroit Lions on Sunday
Night Football. Nicoua has been diagnosed with a PCL spring
and will now miss at least the next four games.
The twenty three year old exited Sunday's win after recording
four catches for thirty five yards. Nicoua said NFL rookie
records last season with one hundred and five receptions and
fourteen hundred receiving yards. The Packers are making a decision
(01:45:01):
on their injured quarterback. The team will not place Jordan
Love on injured reserve due to a n e issue
he sustained during a Week one loss to the Eagles.
Green Bay believes the second year starter will recover quicker
than the four week mandatory timeline for players who are
placed on IR. The Pack will start Malik Willis against
the Colts at lambeau Field on Sunday. He was acquired
(01:45:22):
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cuts were made. And that is your Balls to the
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all the truth you're gonna need.
Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
Nine one, eight four six, oh kmodre. You can text
bmms and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four five. I found out that Coca Cola,
which I am not a fan of. I don't like
Coca Cola, makes Oreo Coca cola that seems weird and
(01:46:53):
people I see some people say it's gross.
Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
I see something.
Speaker 5 (01:46:56):
I'm trying to find it because I don't want to
buy a twelve pack of it. I just want one
because I want to try it.
Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
Oh, it's the soda is flavored like an oreo. I
thought it was the cookie flavored like Coca Cola. Maybe
the cream filled.
Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
Okay, no soda. Very interesting. I have never heard of this.
It's Coca coca.
Speaker 5 (01:47:19):
It's cookie flavored cola, and it's zero sugar, which means
no calories, no carbs, no sugar.
Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
So it's just chemicals.
Speaker 5 (01:47:29):
I've seen Doctor Pepper flavored cotton candy at the store recently,
but not to this Oreo cocaine.
Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
Yeah. Not a fan of buying cotton candy in a package. No,
I'm just not a fan of cotton candy in general.
Speaker 5 (01:47:44):
HiT's just keep on coming with this, dude, huh. Don't
like Italian food. Not really a fan of pizza.
Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
It's a lot. I don't like cotton candy. No, that's
exactly what it is. It's delicious, sticky. Don't like desserts.
Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
Plus, if you know me and cotton balls in general,
or cotton, it's got that same texture and I can't
it makes me cringe yet. You wear cotton shirts, but
it doesn't have that same texture. There's certain towels that
have that crunch to it.
Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
I'm like, crunch cotton. No, that's cottons. Not supposed to
have a crunch, I know, but I don't know why
it does. But it does. Then it's old or dried
weird damn. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
Okay, anyway, would you try Oreo flavored Coca Cola soda?
Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Yeah, I think so. I think it would. I think
iced and glass Yeah, okay, I don't like I don't
like a boogie. I don't like room temperature soda.
Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
So if I just had one here, not ice, you'd
be like pass.
Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
I probably still try it.
Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
Yeah, Kimpy, Yeah, I'd give it a shot, just to
see what it's like.
Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
You know, if they came in three packs where you
can find like two liter bottle or something, we could
split it up, see how it goes.
Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
So we said this is a text.
Speaker 5 (01:49:04):
Oreo has Coke flavored Oreos too, Okay, Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Flavored hoping no Colombian. I like this question. Do you
guys like cops? Lindsay yeah, say more.
Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
I got nothing against him. I like what they do.
They serve a purpose, for sure, I've gotten nothing against them.
Now there are some that take their job too far,
and those are the ones that I probably stay away from.
Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
GIMPI for sure. Man, I've been watching that TV show
since I was a kid. Yeah, this show is amazing.
This content, the amount of content is just nice people watching.
Never happened to me. Uh, yeah, I'm a I'm a fan.
I think they do a service. A lot of you
are pussies to do.
Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
Yeah, and uh, just like any other industry, there's some
bad actors in it, and they've got some bad actors,
but their job isn't to I mean, they're dealing with
people on their worst days.
Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
So yeah, it's an interest. Do you like cops? Yeah?
Trying to think why I would hate one? Right? Maybe
I guess if you killed my loved one, maybe your
wife and kids?
Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
Possibly?
Speaker 5 (01:50:28):
Yeah, but overall, like they're all again, they're people, so
like because one bad actor, I'm not gonna lump that
in with all law enforcement.
Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
Ooh, I like this. How many people do you truly hate?
Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
None? I don't even like the word hate, because hate
is like murder in my opinion, Lindsey, I don't know
your middle name, Renee.
Speaker 1 (01:50:59):
You are not being honest right now.
Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
I don't like the word hate.
Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
You hate somebody, I know for sure you've said the words.
I'm right here. Who will Smith's wife?
Speaker 5 (01:51:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
I just like her very very much, Jada Pinkett Smith.
Speaker 5 (01:51:18):
I know, but people do this all the time, like, oh,
I don't hate anybody, but I just like her very
very very very much.
Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
That's hate.
Speaker 2 (01:51:23):
I don't know if I. I don't know if I
she doesn't affect my life, but yeah, I don't care
for her. I don't listen to her. I didn't. I
never watched her show on when it was on Facebook
or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
Did you watch any show on Facebook right now?
Speaker 2 (01:51:37):
I actually did watch an episode of Tom Brady's when
he had it on that but yeah, no, I yeah,
I don't care for her. I think she is always
looking for attention, and I think what she but Will
threw was ridiculous. I think she kind of, yeah, gave
him my.
Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
Back because he was a roboty just went with it.
Yeah that's what.
Speaker 6 (01:52:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
Yeah, at least one one person for sure. I'm right here.
Speaker 5 (01:52:10):
I think overall, if you sat me in a room
and had to like, hey, let's write down all the
people you hate, I'd be like, I don't hate anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
If you catch me at the right time, I'll be like,
I hate that m effort. But do I really feel
that way? No, If you got me like in a
good moment, I'd be like, everybody's just trying to figure
it out, and it's complicated.
Speaker 5 (01:52:36):
It isn't as simple as we think it is. Even
Jada Pinkett Smith like that's they're just trying to figure
it out. It's not like she smashed his PS five.
Speaker 13 (01:52:52):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
I don't know why. Somebody texting cream cheese, okra castrole.
Speaker 5 (01:52:57):
Okay, the company gives you a thousand dollar US to
spend on the show, what would you spend it on, Lindsey.
Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Some either pocket the money for each of us, split
it up three ways, or someone to do social media
videos for us for a day.
Speaker 1 (01:53:22):
Maybe a week.
Speaker 5 (01:53:24):
Yeah, gimbie, I am thinking that we would all have
personalized Bowling League jackets.
Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
We've kind of talked shiny ones.
Speaker 10 (01:53:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:53:37):
Yeah, that's dope. It's like red and gold right with
our name on the chest BM A mess on the back.
Speaker 1 (01:53:46):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:53:49):
One hundred dollars Thursdays, one hundred dollars every hour randomly
to someone who texts in for the month of for
one month.
Speaker 1 (01:53:59):
Fun. Just give it back to the listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:54:03):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:54:04):
Tell the truth, Lindsay, do you think, really think Caleb
Williams had a good game. You must tell the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
Yes, I do. I think for his first game in
the NFL, I think he did. We're mistakes made, sure,
but that's where you've got to make them. He's not
gonna be perfect right out the shoot. I think he did.
He did an excellent job. I'm very happy. And if
that was the game one, he can only get better
(01:54:32):
from there.
Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
Truth on that he can. You're the worst of the week.
You can only get better.
Speaker 2 (01:54:37):
He can only get better. And and and he came
out saying, I can. I'm gonna do better, can do better.
He has to say that, So wid dude, he did
not have to have He didn't have to be perfect.
We weren't. No one was expecting him to be perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
They were expecting to be better than he was.
Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
He was awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:54:57):
Uh, what's your favorite cuss word? And in what context?
And I feel like I gotta say, don't say the.
Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
Customer, right? I like the.
Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
F word a lot and I and I like using
it in like in question form.
Speaker 1 (01:55:29):
Huh huh. Like you want to.
Speaker 2 (01:55:35):
That too?
Speaker 5 (01:55:35):
Yeah, instead of saying that, instead of saying the word
that you love, use the word marshmallow and use it
in a question form so we understand what you mean.
Speaker 2 (01:55:47):
Hey, babe, I want a marshmallow you feel like marshmallow
in is?
Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:55:55):
Okay, you want a marshmallow in mood tonight? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:56:00):
Yeah, okay, sure, gimpy or I want to marshmallow you Okay,
gimpy you good, see you next Tuesday. That's my absolute favorite.
Any context at all, whatsoever. Stop being one? Why are
you one? You'll look like one?
Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:56:21):
I mean word dude, adding that as emphasis. I rarely
ask my wife if she wants to f I have occasionally,
but to describe as emphatic as something.
Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
Or my lack of caring. Yeah, I like that word
a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:56:45):
If you are on the run from the law, would
you flee to Mexico or Canada?
Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
Hmmm, well, I'll go check out Canada. I'll go check
it out. I gotta get some money, though, because it's
expensive there, so I've been.
Speaker 5 (01:57:04):
Told gimbi and that's all the more reason to flee
to Mexico. Everything's cheaper in Mexico. Canada is cold. It's
cold up there, so not liking to be cold that often,
you know, I'm thinking, let's go down and we can
live on a beach in Mexico somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:57:26):
I got plenty of those, uh I.
Speaker 5 (01:57:32):
At first I was thinking Canada because I felt like
there were easier ways to cross.
Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
Over into Canada and like evade. But it is cold.
Speaker 5 (01:57:44):
And snows a lot. They're not doing alone in Mexico.
They're doing alone in the Arctic Circle of Canada.
Speaker 1 (01:57:54):
That would be a new show though. Amen.
Speaker 5 (01:57:56):
So with that, I'm gonna say Mexico because it's not
a dead end, true that you can only go so
far north, and then you'll see you're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
You can keep going south all the way into South America.
Speaker 5 (01:58:09):
Yeah, and a lot easier to get on a boat
the further south you go. So yeah, I'm going I'll
go that.
Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (01:58:21):
I love this question and I am going to answer it,
answer it with all honesty, and I think I might
be the only one to answer.
Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
Maybe Gimpie has some input on it, but I think
I might be the only one that can answer this.
Speaker 5 (01:58:33):
In twenty fourteen or twenty fifteen, every morning I heard
the same recording of you guys asking what their favorite
monster was, and the same guy would call in and
say the white one.
Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
What's up with that? I don't know. That was nine
years ago. I don't recall that bit.
Speaker 5 (01:58:55):
No, So either you got us mistaken or it was
so good it laid an impression on you. But for me,
it was a day that ended in why because I
don't remember, I can't recall that at all. Well, I'm
not saying we didn't do it. I don't recall well
(01:59:16):
you you are kind all the podcasts, yes at the
very beginning, Yes, so go but home no listen reshow
no from twenty fourteen to fifteen to talk about No,
I don't remember that bit at all, whatsoever. I like
to think I remember weird stuff, you.
Speaker 1 (01:59:36):
Know, like that.
Speaker 5 (01:59:36):
But Mary bang killed breakfast edition cold pizza, cold fried
chicken nuggies or and microwave frozen bacon, egg and cheese
breakfast pizza.
Speaker 2 (01:59:51):
I'll marry the microwave frozen bacon, egg and cheese breakfast pizza.
I'm gonna have to kill the cold fry chicken nuggets, yeah,
and I'll bang the other cold pepperoni pizza.
Speaker 5 (02:00:09):
The attention to detail in this text is really important
because the microwave frozen bacon, egg and cheese breakfast pizza
is trying to push a point of how gross and
soggy it will be.
Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
I don't necessary why would it necessarily.
Speaker 5 (02:00:25):
Be soggy, because typically anything microwave to soggy, especially after
it's been free I'd love to have the debate on
the finer points of microwaving. I just think overall, the
idea is they sell that anything microwave to soggy.
Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
True, that's why you use an air fryer.
Speaker 2 (02:00:42):
But I'm not big on cold pizza. Okay, So, and
you know, microwaves have come a long.
Speaker 1 (02:00:48):
Way, so they have. I think it's still the pretty
much the exact same technology, right nuclear reactor heats it
up from.
Speaker 2 (02:00:56):
The inside out, wrap it in a paper towel before
put it in.
Speaker 5 (02:01:00):
Anyway, if the chicken were not nuggets, I would totally
be marrying that one because I do love me some
cold fried chicken.
Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
However, cold chicken nuggets not so much. You're dead, bitch.
I would totally have.
Speaker 5 (02:01:17):
A one night er with a microwave frozen bacon, egg
and cheese breakfast pizza. So we're gonna make some sweet,
sweet love to that breakfast pizza. So that leaves me
marrying cold pepperoni pizza because I like cold pepperoni pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
It seems to work out just fine. Un That's something
that you could have every day and be happy.
Speaker 5 (02:01:40):
I am banging the microwave frozen bacon, egg and cheese
breakfast pizza, and I can't stand cold pizza as much
as I love pizza. I think cold pizza is vile.
Speaker 1 (02:01:57):
I can't do it. The texture is what throws me off.
So I'm killing that.
Speaker 5 (02:02:02):
And so I guess I'm marrying cold fried chicken nuggies
because it's not like I got to do it a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
We're married. I'm just going to say, we're married. We
have a piece of paper. You gotta wake up on
Saturday mornings and eat your cold chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:02:19):
Then I play golf that morning. Right, I'm out the dough,
got my coffee, and then I'm gown. What is the
first thing when you think of when you think of Bartlesville.
Speaker 2 (02:02:33):
It's Bartlesville Bruins. Who are the bartoles mascot for Bartlesville
High School?
Speaker 1 (02:02:41):
There's Zebras, Oh they are I think that's clairemore Bro.
Is that Clay And it's really a Zonkie? But whatever
it is, it the Bruins, I think.
Speaker 2 (02:02:49):
So Bartlesvill Bruins.
Speaker 1 (02:02:51):
Okay, what about you Gimpie pool of rock Down. Yeah,
that's the first thing I think of. Yeah, that's good.
Uh my wife works there.
Speaker 5 (02:03:02):
They got a really good bakery up there called Sugarika.
Speaker 1 (02:03:09):
Okay, that's yeah, that's fine. Yeah, you haven't heard from.
I don't want to say his name because it's like beetlejuice,
bro don't do it.
Speaker 5 (02:03:21):
Somebody asking if we haven't heard uh from somebody on
the show in a long time.
Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
Uh, no, we haven't.
Speaker 5 (02:03:29):
And some people asking about a lot of people that
you have been on the show. Matter of fact, somebody
was like, Hey, I want to give you so and
so's number, and I was like, I don't want it.
When you leave, it's over, right, there's no you made
a choice, it's over. That's how that works, at least
(02:03:49):
in my world, does I'm not. Somebody's like, we'd love
to have you back. We one time did something at Christmas,
if I remember correctly, and I was like, oh no,
I don't like that feuse again.
Speaker 1 (02:04:03):
But typically when it's over, it's over. You're dead.
Speaker 5 (02:04:06):
You're dead to me. Favorite locally owned restaurant, lindsay, Mmm.
Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
Oh, I don't know if I really have a fave. Uh,
that's a tough one for me.
Speaker 1 (02:04:23):
I'm gonna have to pass Gimbi, ron Samberger's and Chili.
What a is that a chain? H No, it's I
don't there's not chain doesn't like you know, nationwide like
Dylan Ruth's chain, not like that.
Speaker 5 (02:04:36):
No, it's a it's a local regional thing like Oklahoma thing, right,
But they're individually owned, franchised out. Yeah, it's a franchise. Yeah,
I mean, I want to say Andelini's. Okay, That's what
I'm gonna go is. It's locally family owned. But they
have multiple locations. But if we want to not have
(02:04:57):
any with multiple locations, I'll a Max Barbecue, Okay in
the took that would be mine.
Speaker 1 (02:05:06):
All Right, we got to take a break. We'll be
back Elsea's.
Speaker 10 (02:05:09):
Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault continues
the next thirty seventy five GMT.
Speaker 1 (02:05:36):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six, Oh kmot. You can also text MMS
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five. Uh I was.
Speaker 5 (02:05:53):
I saw an interview with the mother of that boy
who shot those kids at that school.
Speaker 1 (02:06:00):
Arrested the father.
Speaker 5 (02:06:02):
And apparently the police had been at their house last
year because he threatened to shoot up the school and
they had a talking to with the dad and him
the kid.
Speaker 1 (02:06:17):
So the police were aware of it, we know that
for sure. But they interviewed the mom and the mom.
They were like, if you could say anything, what would
you say because he hadn't seen her son since he's
been in custody.
Speaker 5 (02:06:35):
And she said something that I was like, huh, because
as your kid, you love him no matter what. She
said that she would tell her kid that she loved him.
Speaker 1 (02:06:47):
Logical, yeah, and that it wasn't his fault that he's
in jail. That's totally his fault.
Speaker 6 (02:06:58):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:06:59):
I think she means like she's taking because weren't they
They were divorced and they She said that he had
been going through he had dealt with their separation really poorly.
Speaker 1 (02:07:15):
Okay, yeah, m.
Speaker 2 (02:07:18):
Hmm, and he had he was bullied. But I mean,
at the end of the day, though it is his
he made that.
Speaker 5 (02:07:31):
Nothing wrong with being like, I love you, I'm going
to be here with you, sar. This it's going to
be really hard. Sorry, what you did was not okay, Yeah,
but to say it's not your fault, like it's justifying
what he did unless she's blaming the dad because a
lot of people are blaming the dad. I mean, why, Yeah,
(02:07:51):
he bought the gun okay after he knew his kid
had had threatened to do this. Okay, that the optics
on it don't look good for sure. You know, maybe
he probably shouldn't have. But again, it's it's not the
dad's fault that this happened. Yeah, I'm he didn't do
(02:08:13):
anything to stop it. True, but that's the same as helping.
Speaker 1 (02:08:17):
But here's the thing. The kid could have found a
weapon anywhere, but he didn't. You making facts, he already
had one.
Speaker 5 (02:08:25):
Yes, he didn't have to find one anywhere, but if
this is something he really wanted to do, he would
have found a man.
Speaker 1 (02:08:30):
Maybe regard it's.
Speaker 5 (02:08:31):
A hypothetical situation to defend an argument. The facts are
they were aware he was. The dad for sure was
aware that this threat existed.
Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
They have him on video.
Speaker 5 (02:08:46):
And then, from my understanding and maybe I got this wrong,
obtained a long rifle and gave it to him. How
that makes sense, No clue. So maybe the mom blames
the dad instead of letting her son like, no, it's
not your fallows your dad's. That's the only logic I
(02:09:09):
can get through. Ah, what an horrendous situation. She looks
not okay, No, and why should she be.
Speaker 1 (02:09:21):
Her son just played a part in a really horrendous situation,
and the chaos around it is just it's crazy, how
like that? This is just norm normal.
Speaker 5 (02:09:38):
Kid was explaining to me yesterday they did a lockdown
drill in class, and then I used to call it
like some stupid name to try and make it like
it's not it's the bunny drill or some stupid name.
But now they call it a lockdown drill because that's
what it should be called. Hey, we're gonna be like
bunnies and be like, no, there's danger, nay danger. That
(02:10:02):
is kind of weird to call it something like that.
I think the bunny drill makes I mean, rabbits are
going to come and invade the school.
Speaker 1 (02:10:11):
No, the idea is that you you you're like a rabbit.
You're quiet. A rabbit's quiet. Have you heard a rabbit screaming? Scream?
Speaker 5 (02:10:19):
They're not when they're in danger, yes, but typically they
move pretty quietly.
Speaker 1 (02:10:26):
Again, I'm not my thing. I'm just telling you what
it was called. I want it called a lockdown drill.
Speaker 5 (02:10:33):
I want it to be called an active shooter drill, right,
because that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:10:41):
My sister in law's kids go to school in Georgia
out not too far from where that shooting took place.
And they're having like copycat threats at that school.
Speaker 5 (02:10:56):
Now, those always happens when when there are incidents in
any community. They take every threat as if it's real, right,
even on nod in that direction, as they should.
Speaker 1 (02:11:15):
That happens in many things.
Speaker 5 (02:11:16):
Suicide that happens when a kid commits suicide at a school,
they have people that then start doing it. That happens
with bank robberies in communities.
Speaker 1 (02:11:29):
Yeah, right, big.
Speaker 5 (02:11:32):
Robberies happen a lot. Yeah, you just don't see him
on the news as often because they don't want to
spurt churn it up right, thinking you can get away
with it. Yeah, because they had to keep the labor
force down quiet.
Speaker 2 (02:11:52):
This tech says the mom was saying it wasn't his
fault because of his mental issues, and she feels they
failed to get him the helping.
Speaker 1 (02:12:03):
Maybe so still his fault. Yeah, he still made the decision.
M hm.
Speaker 5 (02:12:09):
So here she's saying he had mental issues because the
texture is saying the mom was aware he had mental
isstes and let him have a gun. Yeah right, I
remember I read the story yesterday where you know she
she she called up to school and was like, hey,
my crazy kid's got some problems.
Speaker 1 (02:12:25):
There's going to be an emergency there.
Speaker 2 (02:12:27):
You need to check on him.
Speaker 5 (02:12:30):
I'm going to go up and check on my kid
if I think there's something going on, yeah, or you know,
stay at home with him and yeah, but if you're
divorced that might not be easy or separated. So I'm
going to go up there, and I know I got
to go through the front thing and be like, hey,
we need, you know, to pull Xander.
Speaker 1 (02:12:49):
So we can talk to him. Why what's going on?
Speaker 5 (02:12:53):
Something isn't right. We need to pull him right now now.
Either go get him or I'm going to go get him. Sir,
you can't go back. Then I will call the police
and they'll go get him. Wow, he's yeah, he's he's
in gym.
Speaker 1 (02:13:11):
I don't care. Yeah, stop him from climbing the rope
and let's go right, have him put the parachute down, right,
Pause on Dodge brawl for a little bit. Dodge Paul.
That is the thing we used to do. Yeah, yeah,
I know, I miss it. All right, we gotta take
a break. We'll be back.
Speaker 10 (02:13:32):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's morning show.
Speaker 1 (02:13:56):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Lindsay, what'd
you learn today?
Speaker 2 (02:14:03):
I learned that I'm three and oh so far in
our football predictions. It may be early, but at this rate,
I'm getting points like Deshaun Watson gets accused for sexual assault.
And also there's Oreo flavored Coca cola. It's for those
of us that want to know what diabetes tastes like.
Speaker 1 (02:14:21):
Gimb what you learn today? I learned that a pet
lion can solve so many problems.
Speaker 5 (02:14:27):
I also learned that I've been I've been really going
through some pretty stressful stuff and I'm gonna need all
your money. I learned I'm going through some stressful stuff.
I'd like to throw hot, scalding coffee on your kid.
And I also learned hiding in a garbage can is
much like eating Coca cola Oreo flavored Coca cola. Yeah, no,
(02:14:51):
it's gross gorpy, And say make sure that dishwashers loaded right.
Speaker 2 (02:14:54):
It's Lindsay, stopped tracking my cycle?
Speaker 1 (02:14:56):
This is kimpy and so it's got.
Speaker 11 (02:15:02):
Maddy.
Speaker 1 (02:15:04):
Can I get a call?
Speaker 2 (02:15:06):
You are.
Speaker 9 (02:15:08):
The one time? I?
Speaker 11 (02:15:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:15:14):
What the hell?
Speaker 5 (02:15:15):
Lay?
Speaker 1 (02:15:16):
I mean it to be no time?
Speaker 12 (02:15:19):
Make a noise.
Speaker 1 (02:15:24):
Interpasswords Corbyn new messages The Big Mad Morning Show would
like to take a minute to thank troops from Oklahoma
and all over the United States. These soldiers have sacrifice.
Speaker 2 (02:15:33):
Did the Big Mad Morning.
Speaker 5 (02:15:34):
Show before you the back like the total douchebags that
they are total douchebag.
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Bag little incomplete douchebag.
Speaker 8 (02:15:41):
We honor and respect you.
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We honor and respect you.
Speaker 10 (02:15:46):
God bless Rock and Roll, I blessed Tulsa.
Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
We try a boy.
Speaker 1 (02:16:06):
So I was just in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (02:16:09):
And I noticed something. Yeah, and I was hoping we
could try to solve the mystery. Okay, I like it
men's mystery. So in our bathroom there's a toilet, a
urinal and then a toilet, yes, and then there are
two sinks. Why there are two sinks, I don't understand.
(02:16:30):
But there are two sinks in case both of you wash,
you know, finish at the same time. But why not
three sinks?
Speaker 1 (02:16:36):
That is a good point. Nonetheless. Anyway, AnyWho, someone has
taken a.
Speaker 5 (02:16:44):
Wad of toilet paper and gotten it wet and slammed
it against the wall and a spitwad, if you will.
Speaker 1 (02:16:52):
Dude, I haven't done that since I was in the
seventh grade. I don't disagree. Don't disagree.
Speaker 11 (02:16:57):
So now.
Speaker 1 (02:17:00):
Let's try to solve this, keeping you and I as suspects.
Speaker 5 (02:17:06):
Until we can disprove it. Absolutely. So last time I
went to the bathroom was right before nine o'clock. Yes,
it didn't look wet. Now, I did not touch it.
Where is it when you're looking the sinks and you're
looking at the mirror.
Speaker 1 (02:17:27):
It is on the wall.
Speaker 5 (02:17:28):
It's on the wall by the sink, not on the ceiling.
It's not like somebody went, you know, and threw it
up there. Somebody threw it at the wall by the sink. Okay,
And like I said, we got to keep us as
suspects because we're obviously going to go it wasn't us.
Speaker 1 (02:17:42):
And if even always the guilty people say that wasn't us. Obviously.
Speaker 5 (02:17:45):
So is it on the right side or the left
on the left by the door. Yeah, so that tells
me a right handed person probably dating.
Speaker 1 (02:17:53):
I love that. Yeah, that's some really good law and order.
That shit right there. It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (02:17:58):
Is there right garbage on that side of No, it's.
Speaker 1 (02:18:01):
On the it's on the east wall, okay, east.
Speaker 5 (02:18:05):
Wall, Okay, it's on the east wall. Then No, the
garbage can is on these walls. The garbage I was
gonna say, if the if the wad's on the east wall. Yeah, no,
you're right, that is one of percent the right one.
So let's go through some people. I don't think it
is our general manager. He does not feel like that
type of guy. You may be right, not here enough
(02:18:26):
to be honest, that is true, but it's not a slam.
Speaker 1 (02:18:30):
I'm just going with evidence. People would surprise you.
Speaker 5 (02:18:34):
You think that everything's all cool and gravy, and then
one day they snap and they fucking throw a soaking
wad of toilet paper at the ball just to releave
some stress. There are only two gms in the history
of my radio career that I have seen not display aggression, okay,
and one of them Nope, that's not true. One and
(02:18:57):
that's our current GM. I have not seen him any
ounce of aggression at all. I've seen every other GM
I've ever worked for show aggression in some capacity. I'm
not saying they, but like i've seen them show anger. Yeah,
we just haven't pushed him to that point yet. But
your point is taken. So but I'm good with eliminading him. Yeah, yeah,
(02:19:23):
I'm good with that too, all right, because I have
my suspect in mind. Okay, so we have promo Brady.
Speaker 1 (02:19:28):
We do have Promo Brady. Probably one of the nicest
dudes ever.
Speaker 5 (02:19:32):
I he's gotten angry as he's gotten older, and understand
that that doesn't mean anything on his spectrum because he's
such a calm guy. I'm just saying, a flower. At
some point you start going, well, it's not looking like
a flower anymore, like, yeah, you're right, you're right, but angry,
I don't know, fed up, maybe fin line, fair point,
(02:19:53):
rumpy even then, you know, okay, But I just don't
see him as the type I would I disagree, you know.
He he he's the type that will look at that
and say, come home, man, right, you know, not the
one that would throw it, just like what the fuck
is going on here? Why is there soaking wet toilet
(02:20:14):
paper on the wall. So I'm I'm I'm cool with
eliminating yeah one, then there's our boss. I think we
can eliminate him based off timeframe and also works in
law enforcement.
Speaker 1 (02:20:26):
I know there's a little bit.
Speaker 5 (02:20:27):
Of like, hey, you gotta watch out for those guys,
I guess, but I don't see him doing that at all.
He doesn't strike me as the crooked cop type you
know that that would you know, break the rules. But yeah,
you know I'm still the cops. Yeah, I don't see
that happening either. And I don't know if he's right
(02:20:49):
or left handed. I don't either, So I don't know
if Freddie's right or left handed.
Speaker 1 (02:20:52):
Yeah. None.
Speaker 5 (02:20:53):
The last time, majority of people, like sixty percent of
people are seventy percent of people are right now hands,
So I think we're eliminating JJ. So that leaves you me,
Oh my gosh, I'm totally blinking on his name. We
got two salespeople in there, yes, Chris la huh and
Sweet Lou and Sweet Lou Lou is eighty years old.
Speaker 1 (02:21:17):
Well, I feel like.
Speaker 5 (02:21:21):
He is a possible candidate. Yeah, but ultimately he's so
go with the flow guy. Yeah, He's had some unfortunate
things happening in his life and he's always so so nice,
which could argue as.
Speaker 1 (02:21:37):
An alarm right, but ultimately I'm with you on that one.
Speaker 5 (02:21:42):
There could be something that happened that triggers it to
make some snap and want to throw a wet toilet
paper at the wall. But yeah, I think all in all,
he's not the he's not the culprit. Then there's a
new sales guy, which I think is a great candidate.
He's new, doesn't care whatever, Right, we're invested. Yeah, Lindsey,
I want you to make an arg why you think
gimb our eye are the culprit and throwing a giant
(02:22:06):
spitwad in the men's bathroom?
Speaker 2 (02:22:07):
How big is it's?
Speaker 1 (02:22:10):
Baseball size?
Speaker 2 (02:22:12):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:22:12):
Apple size? Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:22:13):
I don't necessarily think that it's a spit wad. I
think that one of you probably saw some sort of
giant bug, a creepy crawler.
Speaker 5 (02:22:28):
On the wall, and you think we went and got
toilet paper and got it wet and threw it to
deal with the invader.
Speaker 1 (02:22:34):
Yes, to stick it to the wall and smother it
and tepee yep.
Speaker 2 (02:22:37):
Because you didn't want to touch it with your bare hands.
Or maybe it was that scary that you thought you
couldn't do it on your own. You're like, I'm gonna
get it with a wet paper towel, huh, throw it
at it like a baseball.
Speaker 5 (02:22:50):
Honestly, if it was me in the bug situation, right,
I would palm that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (02:22:58):
Or I would take my shoe off, okay, and then
beat it off that way.
Speaker 5 (02:23:03):
Well, that hardly feels like it would help. I'd probably
just leave it right because I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (02:23:09):
To the stall. I gotta get a good amount of
toilet paper because you can't use paper towels.
Speaker 5 (02:23:14):
Paper towels aren't gonna break down fast enough. And then
I would have to get and then I gotta and
then I gotta step bitch, I gotta get back to
the room.
Speaker 1 (02:23:22):
I ain't got time, HOLMEI ain't got time for that.
Speaker 5 (02:23:25):
Yeah, that seems like a lot of work. Yeah, spit
watt is just the turn like overall is what we're talking.
That is a spit watter, right right, take a small
piece of paper.
Speaker 1 (02:23:35):
Give me a logic, and why you think I would
do this? Why you would do this? That's simple. We
need something to talk about. So you're creating content. Huh. Okay,
what's a logical reason why I would do that? Unsuspecting
you got a lot of angst?
Speaker 5 (02:23:54):
I think, I think, and I've been falsely blamed for
a lot of shit around here. That to my point, Yeah,
that you know, I would be the first to be suspected.
So so to say I'm suspecting, I don't. I would
have to disagree with that because people are gonna be like, yeah,
fucking totally gimpy would throw that shit on the way, yes,
but you said something today that would is the reason
(02:24:16):
you get pinned for a lot of these things.
Speaker 1 (02:24:20):
You said it today. I'm sorry this air today. So
you said it on the air Monday, Uh huh, And
that is I just try to be funny. Yeah, that's
not funny, though there is hiding someone's key. Actually, I
never did fucking find hide anybody's keys. Hold that line.
I will too because I never did it. Hold the line.
(02:24:42):
I never did it.
Speaker 5 (02:24:43):
And I wasn't the one who did the fire crackers
on the toilet seat either, But I got fucking pinned
for that.
Speaker 6 (02:24:48):
One.
Speaker 1 (02:24:48):
Was a fucking cocksucker, man, he fuck it was.
Speaker 5 (02:24:51):
Everybody holds him up on this giant basket with like
sixteen fucking hands because he's a big guy. But he
was an asshole, and and I get pinned for that.
Sh Now, so far as the keys, I don't think
that he stole the keys. Honestly, I think she just
fucking lost him right and wants to pen it.
Speaker 1 (02:25:07):
I love a good diversion.
Speaker 5 (02:25:08):
Yeah, but I fucker what am I gonna do with
keys doing? What kind of shit ass car was like
a Grand Prix or some shit like that, and she
was driving at the time.
Speaker 1 (02:25:16):
What am I gonna do? Did you put a bird
in her car?
Speaker 6 (02:25:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:25:19):
One, how short of you love birds, you had a bird?
Of all the people, I know, it's fucking you. It's
it's one thing.
Speaker 5 (02:25:28):
If it's like a cockatiel, right, or or or a parakeet,
something you could get from a pet story that mastic.
Speaker 1 (02:25:35):
Let me ask Lindsay a question. Please don't interject.
Speaker 5 (02:25:39):
We're downstairs, three of us standing there, chitty chatty away,
a little hens of clucking, and a little bird is
down there. Of the three of us, who do you
think is most likely to try and bend down and
pick it up?
Speaker 1 (02:25:51):
Me?
Speaker 2 (02:25:52):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (02:25:53):
You okay. First of all, I don't believe that at all.
I don't believe that at all.
Speaker 5 (02:26:00):
I've never seen you even try to pick something out
of your snow white GIMP's constantly coursing animals. Fucking Noah
over here.
Speaker 2 (02:26:11):
I mean, what was it?
Speaker 6 (02:26:14):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (02:26:15):
The possum in the garbage can? That one morning.
Speaker 1 (02:26:17):
It was just there. It was already there. I didn't
put it there. But you befriended him, and I just
stayed from a distance. I was like here, yiddy, yiddy,
and made a TikTok out my point.
Speaker 5 (02:26:27):
If I was to befriend him, I'd be one of
those weird motherfuckers that you see on TikTok. Grab that
sum bitch up by its tail, bring it in. Oh hell, no,
fucking pet them.
Speaker 1 (02:26:37):
No, they're like, oh, they're possums. They won't hurt you.
I don't fucking know that. I don't know if they're
rabbit or not. I'm not the things are hideous.
Speaker 6 (02:26:46):
No.
Speaker 5 (02:26:47):
I did try to pet an armadillo once, though, Why
because it was my point? But the okay, there's a
difference between a slow moving armadial and a fucking wild bermadillo.
Speaker 1 (02:26:59):
Okay, sure, ringo.
Speaker 2 (02:27:02):
Maybe the bathroom was just too unkept.
Speaker 1 (02:27:06):
It was or not. Why is everybody always picking on me?
Speaker 2 (02:27:09):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:27:10):
I mean if the shoe fits? Uh yeah, No birds,
no keys, no firecrackers, no possums. I'm just I don't
think it was you.
Speaker 5 (02:27:20):
I'm just saying, if I'm making an argument, that would
be the reason if you can catch.
Speaker 1 (02:27:25):
A wild bird and put it in somebody's car. Fucking Bravo.
Hats off to you.
Speaker 5 (02:27:31):
Man, you have some very bizarre talents. So it's not
tell me I'm I'm I hate a fucking reach for me. Listen,
listen if you see me out of like Rockklahoma and
I'm in my chair fucking gathered with like birds just
perched on me, like you.
Speaker 1 (02:27:45):
Know fucking x Van Tura when he opens up his career.
Speaker 5 (02:27:48):
If you came back on off Tuesday and told us
that story from Roklahoma, Lindsay and I would be like
that fucking makes sense.
Speaker 1 (02:27:55):
For gimpy, that's trick. Sure, I'm just saying it isn't
like me like that feels out of goddamn place.
Speaker 5 (02:28:05):
If that ever happens, then then yes, I won't gladly
accept anything. But with that being said, I don't think
you are I no, no, no, no no, Like I said,
I haven't done that since the seventh grade, man, And
we did that just for fucking because we were stupid kids.
I think mine was eighth grade in mister Hose's class,
and because he was he sucked as a teacher.
Speaker 1 (02:28:26):
We hate we tormented that teacher. Yeah, ah fuck. It
was one of those like we were nobody. We never
had conversations, we were just in on it.
Speaker 5 (02:28:34):
And so math class was in a shop class, so
there were so many things like for us to fiddle
around with.
Speaker 1 (02:28:40):
Yeah, and we would make spit.
Speaker 5 (02:28:42):
Wads and somebody would throw from over there and he'd
walk over there, and somebody from the other side of
class would then't throw it, and then he'd walk over
there and someone it was like this weird we are
together Kumbaya group, and he fucking lost it, sweating, damn
near tears, screaming. This man was six ' two two
(02:29:03):
point fifty, was a massive man and just couldn't fucking
contain himself anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:29:09):
And he walked out of class and the fucking principle
came yelling at us, uhuh and was like, you guys
will behave who did it? You know all that bullshit,
and we were like, nobody fucking said shit, you're all
in trouble, and we're like, you can't fucking punish us all.
Get the fuck out of here. This ain't in a
John Hughes movie.
Speaker 5 (02:29:28):
Fuck off, fucking massive man broken by teenagers.
Speaker 1 (02:29:33):
Fucking just horrendous. Behavior. It takes a special person to
be a teacher.
Speaker 6 (02:29:38):
Man.
Speaker 1 (02:29:38):
I couldn't have that patience because I would go off
like that, motherfucker. Oh kids in high school. I think
it takes a special person. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:29:46):
How people are like, I want to I want to
teach high school kids. I'm like, you're fucking crazy. I
want to teach kindergarteners though second graders. First graders. One,
there's nap time. Two, all you're doing is fucking going
to recess and making.
Speaker 1 (02:29:59):
Snacks most of the.
Speaker 5 (02:30:02):
Yeah, yeah, to me, that's that is the way to
our first at least. And they're fun, imaginative, creative. While
you're doing is fucking taping and gluing and cutting, and yeah,
you deal with a meltdown every once in a while
better than some fucking idiot who's like, I'm decided I'm
a fucking man.
Speaker 1 (02:30:18):
Today, and you're like, my, god damn weird or some
bullshit caddy like a she's a whore, No, you're a
hord and you're like a goddamn can we just do
our fucking equations? Yeah, all right, I'll give you that.
Then when you put it like that, it makes sense. Yeah,
they're like, hey, did you do your homework? Fuck you? Okay,
(02:30:40):
I don't get paid enough for that. Yeah, right, I
had to buy my own supplies.
Speaker 9 (02:30:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:30:45):
I talked to my dad. He said I didn't need
to do my fucking homework, you cunt. And you're like,
oh god, I'm just fucking doing my job here, Tyler. Right,
just trying to figure out what A and B equals
X this, and I don't give a ship if you
learn it.
Speaker 5 (02:31:03):
I heard that Lewis c k bit about being a teacher.
It's really funny because he talks about the idea of,
you know, the hypothetical scenario that you would hear.
Speaker 1 (02:31:15):
I have to check it out.
Speaker 2 (02:31:21):
Is he the one that got in trouble masturbating in
the plant?
Speaker 1 (02:31:23):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean he wasn't masturbating to the plants.
Speaker 5 (02:31:31):
Yeah, which is full of proteins and vitamins. I'm sure
it was good for that plant. I'm sure that's better
than any fucking miracle girl you'll ever find. I feel
like that's an assumption, maybe that it's a good fertilizer,
like dog crap is good.
Speaker 1 (02:31:45):
It's good for the art. Yeah, it's green, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:31:49):
As it just depends on how much dog crappy eight?
Speaker 1 (02:31:52):
Hopefully I think this is a woman just overdubbing his bit.
Let's let's see.
Speaker 13 (02:31:57):
And they say, okay, here's what we need to do.
We need you to make children no math?
Speaker 1 (02:32:06):
Wow?
Speaker 13 (02:32:08):
Do they want to know math? No, they don't want
to know it. You need to make them know it
against their will? Who are these children?
Speaker 6 (02:32:16):
Just?
Speaker 1 (02:32:16):
Whatever?
Speaker 13 (02:32:17):
Kids live near the building? How much do I get
paid about ten dollars every four years?
Speaker 1 (02:32:35):
What if I get really good at it? What happens? Nothing?
Speaker 13 (02:32:38):
Nothing happens, Nobody notices.
Speaker 1 (02:32:41):
That's so fucking true, right? Yeah? Absolutely? Who are these kids?
Speaker 9 (02:32:46):
Just?
Speaker 1 (02:32:46):
Who lives near the school?
Speaker 2 (02:32:47):
Yeah? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (02:32:49):
And you got to force them against their will to
learn some shit.
Speaker 5 (02:32:51):
Go down a rabbit hole of school. And how fucking
stupid it is the idea of going to school, And
how stupid it is.
Speaker 1 (02:32:59):
Yeah, but I mean, how else will we know what
two plus two is? Fucking physics? I don't know. How
do you learn anything? You just fucking do, I guess ye,
or you don't, or you fucking don't. Right, you just
end up working on your daddy's farm. You're no, you're
(02:33:20):
telling me. Every person that drives by in their car
here knows that two plus two is four.
Speaker 5 (02:33:27):
Yeah, yeah, No, I'd like to think because that's a
simple basic math. Yeah, you'd like to think that. Yeah,
most of them don't know the differstream Captain Kemp.
Speaker 1 (02:33:40):
That is a little different. I'm just fucking saying six
of this, half a dozen of the other. Right, do
you need to know that two plus two is four?
Do you? I mean? Or do you just need to
be able to count?
Speaker 5 (02:33:54):
I'm just saying that, like if you live, if you
don't go to school, there's this misconception, and I think,
thanks to cartoons, that you're going to be standing in
a corner fucking staring.
Speaker 1 (02:34:04):
At the wall. Right, That's not true, No, not not,
not entirely. No, but it does help. How so it
helps know a little bit more than just the basics.
But that implies that you don't learn things not in school. Yeah,
a little differently different way. You could make the argument
that school actually hurts more right than actually helps. I'll
(02:34:28):
give you that. I don't need to know what the
subject and a predicate of a fucking sentence is.
Speaker 5 (02:34:32):
That has not helped me at all whatsoever in my
adult life, unless that's what you want to pursue right, right, right,
and for sure you should go into that. But there's
been times when like algebra comes into play, basic math
comes in the play. I can't think of a time
algebra's ever come into play. You know, when when you're
trying to, you know, figure out what kind of tip
you need to give this bit. You know, it's like,
(02:34:53):
all right, well you need to.
Speaker 1 (02:34:54):
Be able to have a phone. There's no need for
that anymore. Yeah, but if you're it's like educated, you
don't really have that phone. So that's not true. I
know plenty of people that do not have means have
a fucking thousand dollars phone. Thanks Obama. I'm just saying,
uh huh.
Speaker 5 (02:35:11):
I think that if you want to learn in a
certain way, you should, But to make people go to school,
I think is really fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:35:19):
I don't think. I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:35:20):
Maybe a college education I don't think is necessary. You know,
there's plenty of on the job training anywhere. You can
train anybody to do your job right, So I feel
like college, But I think at least you know.
Speaker 1 (02:35:33):
K through twelve is very important. The things my kid learns,
I'm like, what the fuck are you learning that? Was
you learn how to spell sit right? Awesome?
Speaker 2 (02:35:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:35:49):
Or they're like, hey, they really got to work on
their spelling words. I'm like why, First of all, not
my job. Your job. You're the teacher. I'll gladly help,
but ultimately it's not my job to work more with them.
If they need more extra help and getting a tutor,
got it, But that's not that's not what this is.
(02:36:09):
I don't The guy that mows my yard doesn't go, hey,
you're gonna have to fucking help with mowen right. That's
not the way that works, right, And I don't Listen,
being a teacher is incredibly hard. I'm not saying it isn't.
I'm just saying that, like, my kid's gonna figure out
to spell.
Speaker 1 (02:36:24):
Maybe, no, they will. Maybe they will. They'll figure it out.
They will, Oh they won't.
Speaker 2 (02:36:28):
They'll be reading it in books they'll remember, Oh they won't.
Speaker 1 (02:36:31):
Maybe or maybe. If you don't go to school, you
don't learn how to read, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (02:36:34):
There are plenty of people that go to school that
don't know how to read because they're so fucking scared
of their parents or of kids in class that they
just fucking power through it and they go through their
whole life, or even worse, they part of they playing
fucking bullshit sports at a young age, and they got
to make sure they play so they fucking lie.
Speaker 1 (02:36:52):
Right right.
Speaker 5 (02:36:54):
I know a guy that doesn't know how to read,
and that fucking sucks sometimes. Hey, what's what's that's right there?
Speaker 1 (02:37:01):
A motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (02:37:01):
If you had to pay attention and learned to read
in school, you would be asking me this question right now.
So there's are But if he wanted to learn, he could,
And that's my point. Maybe so maybe so, I don't
know if he wanted to or not. I didn't get
that far into the well let me let me ask
you why.
Speaker 1 (02:37:19):
Let's how to read? Tell you right right? I just
know that it can't. I'm just like, well, that fucking sucks.
That sucks to me.
Speaker 7 (02:37:25):
You.
Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
I just think that they're they're instead of forcing people
to go to school that don't want to go to school, right,
don't fucking make them. And the kids that want to
go to school, and the parents that want their kids
to go to school, let them right. I don't know,
you're more of a hindrance if you don't want to learn,
then it is a benefit for them to stay.
Speaker 5 (02:37:44):
Sure, it's fucking up the system. Maybe so I didn't
want to go to school, but I did. I'm glad
my parents maybe go all twelve you know, all twelve years, right,
that's but that's what I'm saying. They wanted to do
to go, not the kid right, right.
Speaker 1 (02:37:57):
But your kid kids can't make decisions.
Speaker 5 (02:37:58):
That's how they end up going for the first shiny
thing that they see. No true, I mean, so there
has to be that guy, and that's why there's parents
there to guide them. And well, we're gonna guide you
into this building so you can go fucking learn something.
Speaker 1 (02:38:10):
You're dumb ass.
Speaker 5 (02:38:10):
See, people are gonna confuse with what I'm saying that
I'm not force schools. That's not what I'm saying. That
we force parents to make their kids go to school
when the parents don't even really want them to go
to school or don't care, bad parents, whatever. They're actually
fucking up the system more. They're ruining it for the
people that want to be there. Some parents out there,
you know, rely on the school because that's the you know,
(02:38:32):
I gotta go to work. Who's gonna watch the kid? Well,
fucking Phillips High school is some don't.
Speaker 1 (02:38:38):
Some don't even do that. They're just like I just don't.
Just get the fuck out of my face, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:38:43):
Right, what happens to those kids that aren't made to
go to school? What do they do during the day?
Speaker 5 (02:38:49):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:38:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:38:52):
Maybe yeah, maybe not. But there's if you break the
law at school, typically nothing fucking happens. True. Typically you
get a principal call your parents. You come down there,
and you gotta worry about your dad whooping your ass.
Speaker 5 (02:39:08):
Yeah, and then and then you the kid gets fucking assaulted,
right because the parent that's the way their dynamic is
in their home. And then the kid learns like, well
that's how you fucking handled disagreements? Is I fucking assault people?
Or you can you know, start a life of crime
and be in and out of jail from the age
of twelve on and never really learned because that's all
that you know because there was no discipline. Yeah, the
(02:39:31):
only discipline you got is well, you fucked up, you
do this, Now you're going to jail.
Speaker 1 (02:39:35):
That's the punishment. There's no discipline, it's that's your punishment.
Speaker 5 (02:39:39):
And I'm out, Well, I gotta make money now, so
I'm gonna do I'm gonna go steal something or I'm
gonna go fucking sell crack.
Speaker 1 (02:39:45):
Let me give you another argument in the you don't
need to go to school theory, and that is that
if you are part of a family who are career farmers, okay,
and you work on the farm and you learn all
those trades and all that stuff, why is that any less?
Speaker 5 (02:40:00):
Because I don't want your life, dad, I don't want
to live on your fucking farm. I don't want to
deal with fucking caw. But you just made the argument
that the parents make you go to school. Now in
that case, the parents are making them stay home from
school and they work on the farm.
Speaker 1 (02:40:16):
Maybe. Yeah, it's a fucked up little world that we
lived in. For sure. No one is easy. I can
tell you that it's all complicated regardless of how you
look at it. I like how we started off trying
to figure out who done it, and now we're like,
because they someone whoever. I guarantee the person who threw
that fucking spiwa spitwad was a fucking problem child in
school because they were forced to fucking learn that two
(02:40:37):
plus two is fucking four. They never fucking went their
parents never had any win.
Speaker 2 (02:40:44):
Now they broke into this building and me the spit.
Speaker 1 (02:40:47):
Wi it's those little fucking seventh graders down the street.
Speaker 5 (02:40:50):
Line assholes coming in here on our fifth floor, throwing
toilet paper at the door.
Speaker 1 (02:40:56):
What seventh graders there? Seventh graders near here? I'm sure
there's a school own here. Somewhere there's a school like
with then arms reach everywhere you go, settle down to finally,
okay of what I know, Hollands Halls at eighty first.
See there you go. That's two miles preps, rich kids,
(02:41:17):
nothing else to fucking do.
Speaker 5 (02:41:18):
I promise they're not leaving campus. And then there is
a school over here at like fifty sixty first near Peoria.
Oh we got Memorial. Yeah that's a Memorial stadium. I
don't know where, Memorial High School.
Speaker 1 (02:41:38):
Memorial Middle schools right over there.
Speaker 5 (02:41:40):
Yeah so so yeah, that's that's two miles that way.
I don't know, there's probably there's got to be one
over here by fucking yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:41:50):
Ing Mingo in seventy first is the high school Union
High School?
Speaker 1 (02:41:54):
Throw that's ten miles way either way. Jinks, fucking jinks kids,
that's probably who it was. I love that you're like
fucking jinks middle schoolers. South kids. It rose right down
(02:42:17):
the street. Yeah, that's still a mile and a half. Yes,
that's a little bit of walk. Holland Hall Weather More
Darnaby Darnaby is eighty first Memorial.
Speaker 5 (02:42:27):
So yeah, okay, Yeah, there is Eisenhower's at Harvard and
fifty fifth Carnegie Elementary's at fifty fifth in Yale Key
Elementary Memorial High School.
Speaker 1 (02:42:44):
Okay, there's a.
Speaker 5 (02:42:45):
Lot of schools around here that any one of them
could have skipped on, came down here, gossp toilet paper wet,
threw it at our at our ball.
Speaker 1 (02:42:53):
Yeah. I don't think it's a kid out. I figured
it out. I think for a kid to leave Bethany
Community School, it's over a mile away. Yeah, guys, guys,
you want to go on a venture today? Sure, what
do you want to do. Let's go down on the
radio station and we'll get toilet paper went thro the wall.
Speaker 5 (02:43:11):
I think if you're the number of things that you
could throw spit wads at between here and that school,
unless they're going on a big spit walter throwing spree
and just fucking chunking wet toilet paper and anything and everything.
I bet it's somebody who tried to get here to
pick up a prize and it was a one to
oh three, and they're like, right, all right, now there
(02:43:31):
are doing maintenance on the ceiling or on the on
the ceiling, on the roof. So I'm not trying to
say it's those guys, but I mean there are. They
are foreign to this area, not just foreign in general,
but like foreign to this building. I've never seen him
around here before.
Speaker 1 (02:43:47):
Right, they don't work here.
Speaker 2 (02:43:49):
Right, Maybe it's our cleaning crew said take this job
and shove it.
Speaker 5 (02:43:53):
Why would you do it there? It feels a little
too incognito. Yeah, I think it's also possible that it
could be somebody from another floor. We a lot of
uh of try you know, shitting journeyman like they're like,
I'm from the second but I'm gonna come.
Speaker 1 (02:44:09):
Up there and take a deuce. Yeah, that's probably exactly
what it is. Fucking bankers.
Speaker 5 (02:44:15):
No one's ever going to see me on five, right,
we could smell you down here on one though. I'm
glad we solved that crime.
Speaker 1 (02:44:27):
Yes, did I feel better now? Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:44:29):
I feel like I have a good gauge. I'm gonna
go give the buggery eye to the eighty year old man.
Be like, let me see you throw something. Are you
a righty or a lefty? See your hands getting toilet
paper under your nail.
Speaker 1 (02:44:42):
God, guys, have a fantastic week. See you later by
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