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I think everybody was kind of caught off guard, though
we all hoped and expected. But did he got arrested
last night? Yeah, and apparently it was supposed to happen

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earlier and got delayed and whatever. But he he didn't
even apparently he didn't even know he was going to
get arrested. See. I had read that he had went
to New York in anticipation that he was going to
get arrested. He'd been there for two weeks, Yeah, staying
in a hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's just what
I read. They're like, he went to New York, you know,
in anticipation that he was going to go ahead and
get pick up.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Maybe okay, that's that's okay.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
But apparently was walking around with his kid yesterday, signed
an autographs, taking pictures. So as someone who I don't know,
maybe you try to soak that up before you can
get put in the clinker. But if I'm about to
get arrested for what we think he's getting arrested on.
That's not a good look, right. That shows how oblivious

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he is exactly.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
He's just going about minding his own business.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Not taking it seriously. I don't think it makes them
look innocent for those apparently this is the other it's
a sealed document, so we don't know the exact thing
that's supposed to be unsealed today apparently, and so we'll
hear what that is when he's arraigned. But it's unclear
if it has to do with the ongoing investigation of assault,
or if it has to do with some of these

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other rumors that are going around about him being involved
in sex crimes. And apparently whatever it is, he documented
everything via cell phone. Oh okay, According to the report,
I saw this warning that the fedsfield they have a
pretty solid case because of the amount of evidence they
have against him.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Now, for those who't know, if you get a federal
case against you, there's like a ninety percent conviction rate.
They only bring they try to only bring federal cases
on that they're incredibly confident that they can win. Of
course they can still lose, but that's that means they're
pretty sure. Yeah, and if you got all of your
logs on your phone, I guess that's what you would

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call him, like video like filming everything. Yeah, that's not
good for you, man. I can only imagine you were
filming because you were you were feeling that well, I'm
protecting me, So you can't say I did something.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
I don't know if it works that way, man.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
It does when when what you think it doesn't work
that way, when you think what you did is okay, right, right,
right right, I'm just diddy, it's fine. Yeah, But there's
the other side of that where it doesn't look good
because what you did was wrong, and now you've got
all this evidence, yeah, stacked against you.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
You're like, ah, damn it, my playing backfired.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
What is it In the movie Casino, where one of
the guys was keeping a log of all the money
that was coming in and out because he didn't want
to get caught like stealing money. He could be like, no, no, no,
I kept track of everything, and that's ended up being
what the Fed's used in the movie to convict him.
The crime bosses because they had every piece of money

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that had ever passed through them that was undocumented. Yeah,
keeping logs man diaries good thing, there is bad.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
Thing, yeah, right right, So, I mean I guess it
would be best not to keep track of all that.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
I wonder what happened to make them go a day
early to arrest him, because it was supposed to Apparently
the arrest was supposed to take place today.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh what I said too, I read said tuesday. It
was supposed to happen earlier in the day on Tuesday. Yeah,
well today's day.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Maybe they just had such a good feeling about it, like,
you know what, we've got all this evidence, look at
his you know, phone, his electronic devices.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Let's just go ahead and pick him up now and
get it done and over with.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
What I don't understand is if he was went back
to New York in anticipation of getting arrested, whyn't you
Why wouldn't you just work out with your attorney to
turn yourself in. Why would you put yourself in a
situation where they have to gear up tactical gear up
to get like it feels like they would want to

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avoid that at all CAUs they would rather have a
peaceful surrender, right. Maybe it was one of those well
I might get arrested, but just in case they don't.
But again, if you're in communication with the authorities, I
would think that you would have your attorney contact and
be like, hey, let's just arrange a surrender. Right, But
there is a.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Chance that they won't pick me up. So why rock
the boat?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
You see what I'm saying. Why go ahead and stir
up anything if we don't have to. There's a very
small chance that they want arrest me. Your home got raided,
I think it's worth having the conversation of hey, are
charges coming?

Speaker 7 (08:49):
Do do we need to arrange a surrender? Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I think if your home gets raided, you're pretty much
going to get arrested at some point in time, like zoom.
That's just my thought. So I've never had my assuming
it's your house, like they've got the right house. Yeah,
I think that's that's a fair statement. Oh how insane
would that be?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
That they don't find anything.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
They typically don't do that. They're off going off a
couple of hunches. Remember they got to have a judge.
Go that makes sense, go right, they don't just go nah,
this itches, I'm gonna scratch it. That doesn't mean you
can't have corrupt judges and all those other things. But typically,
especially a high profile case like this, they're not just

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gonna willy niliate right and go through all the proper
channels and make sure everything's right, because they don't want
something to go awry. They did something wrong and now
they lost the entire case.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
So dot your eyes, cross your t's boom.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
You'd like to think that's the way it works, right,
you'd like to think it, But they don't. They definitely
don't want to look stupid or no. No, Apparently from
what I read online, this is what this says, and
I don't know if again this is just one person's
opinion online, is he was the Jeffrey Epstein of the

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music industry. Okay, that's a hell of an allegation, right, Yeah,
it is. He was running sexual blackmail rings to control producers, musicians, celebrities, politicians,
and executives.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
Okay, sounds pretty epsteiny to me.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, unbelievable from from you know what we've been.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Seeing so far, right, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Well with his cat with a Cassie was the first
girl that made the allegations or that came out against him.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
And kind of what started this whole thing.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, exactly. And then like the the Justin Bieber rumors and.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
All these aren't there's no evidence. That's just people talking
the case. They were in a relationship. And then with
that video of him beating her in the hotel, like
him running after her in a towel.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
Yeah, that's not a good look for you, boss.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
And him starting the little girl groups.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Right, some of the some of the things they have said.
I don't know if there's any cases because of those,
but they have done interviews where they have said things,
which is comman It's completely different to me. Those are
two when you're talking about legal issues. Saying in an
interview yeah is not the same as a legal case.
That doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Right, right, but it doesn't help the case any at all.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Help But it's hearsay at that point at all. Right, right, right, Well,
I mean you've got accusations from one person right in
this case and be Cassi or whatever, and then you
get these other more than one person saying oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
totally he's done this. You know, this is what he does.
It doesn't it doesn't help him any at all. I
don't think anyway what do you think the odds are

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that he kills himself? Really? Wow? If he's involved like
this is implying of politicians, music executives, producers, celebrities, And
my experience with the music industry in different genres is

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it does have a bit of an organized crime feel
to it. Okay, And there are things I'm not gonna
say on air that I gladly could tell you off
air that I've seen happen that you're.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
Like, WHOA, I don't want to get hung upside down
by sugar Night either.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I've seen cash handed to radio people for music, and
I know what happens with bands, and I know what
happens with management, and I know what happens with record labels,
and it's nobody should be oblivious to the idea that
bands get put under pressure financially and then manipulate them
into like, well, you're gonna have to tour. I think

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to answer your question, it's going to have to wait
until it gets a little further in the case, I
don't think he would quote unquote off himself or be
taken care of, you know, so early into it is
ride this donkey out, see what happens and if it
comes up to a yeah, you're guilty and we're about
to do some sentencing. That's when I think it would happen.

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Is that where we we're with Epstein so far as
like and that that part of the case that I
don't know where funny how in that timeline I can't
tell you for certainty if he was found guilty.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
I I think if I remember erecularly, like he had
just gotten picked up and like nothing had happened yet
in the courts, it was just a matter of like
weeks after he got picked up, that he allegedly hung himself.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
I love how you said allegedly.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
H I don't know. There's no way to know right exactly.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
I don't think. I don't think he's going to kill himself.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, if he does, or if he's taken care of
by somebody on the inside, you know, I think it's
going to at least me anyway, I'd be like, let's
let's hold out, let's hold out till sentencing and see
what happens. Yeah, he hadn't been convicted, Yeah, I didn't
think so. Like I said, I think it was just

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a couple of weeks after he got picked up, but
he had so much against them, they're like. On July eight,
he was charged with sex trafficking and conspiracy to traffic
minors for sex. Grand jury indicted that alleged dozens of
underage girls were brought to his mansions for sexual encounters.
He requests to be released on bond to post one

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hundred million dollars, with the condition that he would also
submit to house arrest. The judge denied the request, saying
that Epstein posed a danger to the public in a
serious flight risk. On nineteen days after, on August twenty ninth,
nineteen days after, he's found dead in his Yil cell,
the case was closed.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
Right, he's dead. Whatever happened to is cohort Old Glayne Slaine,
whatever I held her name is.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
She's behind bars.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
She got convinceed. I know, she got picked up, but
I like, and the court was going, it was going
through the courts, and then you just kind of didn't
hear much more after after that, or I just stopped
paying attention one or two. It might it might have
been the once possible. Uh. This says that in twenty nineteen,

(15:33):
there are a couple of cases against her. In April
and then in July he deserved a petition for civil lawsuit. Yeah, fifty,
probably he had Maxwell's sexual abuse. It doesn't go into
detail on this in this story about.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Her sentence to twenty years in prison.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
Okay, so she was convicted, okay for her part in it.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, whatever, that may aban some loss in some case, yeah,
some criminal case.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah, she was sentenced in a New York court to
twenty years in prison for child sex trafficking.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Twenty years huh yeah, interesting.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Right, and in twenty years she'll be what seventy.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Seventy sixty something? Yeah, if she does all twenty yeah, exactly,
and then she can get out and start all over again.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
Oh no, No.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
What is she gonna do when she gets out?

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Is she gonna work a target? You know?

Speaker 7 (16:34):
No, see what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
No, she's gonna work at children's palace?

Speaker 7 (16:39):
Oh god, all right, I got a job. We're at Chucky's.
It's terrible.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Would you get convicted of a child crime like that? Huh?
Obviously you can't work at a place where there are children.
But could you like make children's clothes or children's toys.
You're not directly in contact with children, so I would
say yes, it's not like the clothes have been worn already.

(17:08):
Then you're just smelling fresh new clothes. I'm still weird
for a kid, and it's still weird, nonetheless, But which
is more weird? Are you attracted to women?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Me?

Speaker 7 (17:19):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Do you look at clothes for women and fantasize? Not really?
You've never looked at lingerie or the J. C. Penny
catalog or anything like that when I was a kid. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
I mean, you go, that's hot, But we're not talking
about looking at a catalog or something. I don't go to,
you know, Victorious Secret and then look, you know, hold
up a nightgown of some swords to be like a yeah,
that's some dop. Yes, those people are weird, But.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Says the guy who sucks toes, I'm just saying, everybody's
got a kink. But I mean, which is more weird,
going sucking toes easy, smelling kids clothes straight off the rack,
or smelling kids close straight off the kid. You see
what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Well, of course, of course the latter one's going to
be more strange. Of course, you know it's I put
smelling clothes off the rag right next to you know,
opening up that inflatable kiddie pool. I hate saying that, but.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
That inflatable pool and smelling the nylon the rubber that
goes with because you like that smell.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
It's for me when you cross over weird, that's it.
I don't go with the it's less weird, but it's
interesting you said that.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
I mean, there's different levels of weirdness, and I guess
they're all weird.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
So to me, you don't get to go, well, that's
less weird. No, all weird, Kim. I mean, no, you
can if you want to justify craziness. A level one
weird is not near as bad as a level five
weird level. That's saying that I think it's weird. It's
still weird, yes, but not as weird. It's on the
same continent, it's definitely in the same area code. It's weird.

(19:07):
I don't know about all that. He won't kill himself,
but if he's got enough dirt on powerful people, he'll
be murdered, just like Epstein. Allegedly. Hopefully the Clintons we
aren't involved with Diddy or he's definitely gonna hang himself.
You know what The pardon that's interesting to me that
someone just said is that he had enough dirt. Epstein

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had enough dirt on people to keep them in check
and scare them. But once he's on the other side,
he doesn't like once he's in jail. Yeah, why would
they Why wouldn't they been able to pop him outside
of jail.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
Because he was doing favors for them and they were benefiting.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
But he had the power over he had the manipulation
over them, right, And it's like an addiction, you know
what I mean. It's like I just got to have
what I have and this guy is the supplier, right,
so I'm gonna do whatever I can to make sure
that my supplyer is aokay, well my supply.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
It got pops. Yeah, but when someone want to get
implicated in that.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
But when someone threatens to, like you're gonna do this
for me or you won't, you're gonna have them change
the prosecution, I'm going to rat you out. There are
plenty of people in at least in storylines that we
know in history of when someone acts that way, the
people above him go, You're not more powerful than me.
So again, if he had all this stuff on people,

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all these powerful people that could get him killed in prison.
They would have been able to get him killed on
the outside as well, absolutely, but they had no need
to because everything was cool at that time. Everything was
cool and liked you got But that's no, it wasn't cool.
That's he manipulated people. That That is one hundred percent
of fact. Right, he manipulated like conviction changes. I mean,

(20:46):
like you know, groovy man, I mean, like everything's kosher.
Everything's copastic right now because you're you're doing what I'm
you're doing what I need you to do. Everything's fine.
Well you got popped, and now not everything's copestic anymore.
I may get in trouble. Let's go ahead and just
take care of this right now. But what I'm saying
is is that when you have manipulation over people, it

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doesn't matter if it's copaestic or not. They're trying to
manipulate you. And if you have power, you think you're
also badass and unstoppable. You go, you're not gonna manipulate me.
We see it in CRME movies all the time.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
But right, that's just a big D measuring contest.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah yeah, uh, all right, we gotta take a break.
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Speaker 4 (22:26):
Man finds a lego piece stuck in his nose for
three decades. This happened in Arizona. Thirty two year old
man shared a video on a social media platform where
he posted a bizarre experience shedding light on a mystery
behind his long standing health issues. Norton had been suffering

(22:47):
from multiple breathing issues throughout his life, such as sleep
apnea and asthma, and recently he discovered the true reason
behind all of his discomfort. He said at the age
of six or so back in the nineties, he explained
that he had pushed a lego man up his nose
and it got stuck, but his mom used tweezers to

(23:09):
take it out, and they thought that it was out
of his nose for good, but apparently there was still
a piece lodged up there for three decades. But he
was told by his doctor that you know, in the
dryer months, when you take hot steamy showers, you should
blow your nose in the shower. It helps when you're

(23:33):
feeling congested. Of course we all know that, right. Well,
he did just that and a lego shot out of
his nose twenty six years later, and now he can
breathe better.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
So for twenty six years he had a problem breathe
and never saw a doctor.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Right, he thought it was sleep apnea.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
For twenty six years he had sleep apnea and never
and saw doctor.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
An asthma.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
Not everybody goes to the doctor because you're dumb.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
If you don't go to the doctor agreed. There's a
lot of things that go with that. You know, it's
not just stupidity, it's cost. You know, maybe it'll work
itself out. You could afford legos, you could have cone
to the doctor. You gotta keep in mind these were
legos thirty years ago, and he didn't pay for him.
His parents did, right, so unless his parents paying for

(24:24):
the doctor bill. And you hear lego and you think
of what like a long piece, it was a little
button like it was not very big, right, yeah, she
said lego man. And then his mom used the tweezers
to get them out, so and there was peace left.
My thought was, like the head got stuck up there,
like ye, the head disconnected out of the body and
got stuck up there or whatever. Either way, it's a

(24:44):
disconstant glad that he can sleep better now. And as
suppos he wrote, I can smell colors. Now, what are
you talking about? I think he's just being a smart
ass because he can smell a lot better now, I know.
But if you make a post like this like you're
being serious, and then you make a joke that you
can smell colors, I'm going to question the legitimacy of
what you're saying because you're making a joke. Yeah, everybody

(25:07):
takes everything as literal as you do, though, but if
you're making a claim of seriousness and make a joke
in the claim of seriousness, it's making light of a situation.
It's not it's not my dad died hilarious.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
Yeah, So now that's sometimes that's how people deal with things.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
A woman busted for dildo battery again. So there's this gal,
she's thirty five, her name's Chelsea, and she was recently
in the apartment she shares with her boyfriend, thirty five
year old boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (25:40):
They were about to eat dinner at eleven o'clock at night.
They were about to eat dinner anyhow. So they're in
the kitchen, they're about to eat dinner, and he notices
in her backpack a glass dildo of his that was missing.
Let me rephrase that he noticed his glass dildo in
her backpack that had went missing.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
That pack's not code for something, is it?

Speaker 7 (26:02):
No? Okay, it's his dildo in her back.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Back anyhow So he questions her about it, and they
start arguing back and forth, and they end up, you know,
exchanging blows on each other and then they they separated,
and she's in the kitchen and she takes this glass
dildo that he found and he threw. She threw it
at him, which ended up missing him and hit the

(26:29):
door and then woke up the baby.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
And you know, they.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Start arguing back and forth, and he tries to grab
the bag and she snatches the bag, and then she leaves,
and then he calls the police, and then the police
find her hours later, ended up picking her up for
domestic battery. Now, I say that she got busted for
dildo battery again because the same dang back in twenty

(26:53):
twenty two, just two years ago with the same guy,
got in an argument then over a dildo in a
handbag over his dildo in her handbag. Again, handbag's not
a coat for something, that's not a cot for anything anyhow.
So they got in a fight then and she went
to jail then. But I guess she just didn't learn

(27:14):
her lesson and likes to pummel her pals with penises. Weird,
use your line you used a second ago, hey man.
Everybody handles things.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
Different, absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
A couple found guilty of operating birth tourism business. Would
you come like to see how birth is done?

Speaker 7 (27:35):
That's what I thought too. That is not what's happening here.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
A couple in southern California has been found guilty of
operating birth tourism. Michael Liu and Jing Dong of Rancho
Kucamongo were accused of charging pregnant Chinese women tens of
thousands of dollars to enter the US without stating their purpose.
They would then help the women give birth in America
so their child would instantly gain US citizenship. On Friday,

(28:01):
a jury found them guilty of one count of conspiracy
and ten counts of international money laundering. What do you
think their time in prison.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
Is, Lindsay?

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Ten years?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, Gimby, what do you think their time in prison is?

Speaker 7 (28:13):
I think they're gonna get at most seven.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Two hundred and five years. Wow, whoa, that's a little ridiculous. Now,
I might remember what Lindsay said a second ago about
Goshlaan Maxwell. She got twenty two hundred and five years. Well,
you know they got.

Speaker 7 (28:35):
A longer sentence because they're Chinese.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yes, that's worse, right, I mean everybody handles the difference,
so absolutely all right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with a Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five KMO.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six oh KMOD. You can also text BMMS
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five See what Lindsay has for Balls to
the Wall sports.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
The Falcons shocked the Eagles in Monday Night Football following
a twenty two to twenty one come back a win.
Kirk Cousins and the offense marched seventy yards in just
over a minute, which ended with a seven yard touchdown
pass at Drake London to tie the game. After an
unsportsmanlike conduct penn on the celebration, a young Hoku nailed

(30:03):
a deep extra point to take the lead. Philly got
the ball back with thirty four seconds left, but Jalen
Hurts threw an interception at Jesse Bates to end the game.
Cousins finished twenty of twenty nine for two hundred and
forty one yards and two touchdowns. Atlanta is now third
in the NFC South at one in one. Sekwan Barkley

(30:23):
rushed for ninety five yards, but dropped a critical third
down pass which could have put the game on ice.
Philly shares the same record and sits second in the
NFC East.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
According to ESPN Analytics, the Eagles had a ninety seven
percent chance of winning the game with two minutes left
and that score, they just let it go away. That's
three percent, man, Like, that's wild. That is wild that
they were able to pull that off. And you find

(30:53):
out why sequan Is is a runner, right, not a catcher?

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Not a catcher.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
No, the running backs typically are not great catchers, right.
Not everybody can be a McCaffrey or whatever.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
You know.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
No, the heath threat like that. No, No, they can
catch balls, but typically clutch catches are not their specialty.
There specially is plowing through humans.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Right. The Panthers are making a change under center. Head
coach Dave Kanalis.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Indicated on Monday that the team is benching former first
overall pick Bryce Young to start veteran quarterback Andy Dalton.
The decision comes less than twenty four hours after that
coach declared Young the starter for Carolina's upcoming game against
the Las Vegas Raiders. The twenty three year old will

(31:48):
be the first quarterback selected, with the top pick benched
for non injury reasons. In his second season, the Panthers
are last in the NFC South at zero to two.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
It is wild to think that this guy went through
probably his whole world being the guy right, I mean,
won a Heisman, right, like played at Alabama. Just the
guy winning is all he ever knew. The mental strain
he takes on playing the NFL, well, like you said,

(32:19):
we said all the time, he said yesterday. Man, the
NFL is a total different, you know, than than your college.
And once you get there, you're like, ah, I'm not
as good as I thought I want. No, you are good. Absolutely,
to get to that level, you are good. However, so's
everyone exactly exactly.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
But they have more problems than just him.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Jets defensive end Jermaine Johnson confirmed yesterday that he has
torn his right achilles tendon and will miss the remainder
of the season. Johnson suffered the injury during New York's
twenty four to seventeen win over the Tennessee Titans on Sunday.
In a post of social media, Johnson said this is
not a dark time for him, but acknowledge there would

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be dark days ahead. The Jets are also dealing with
injuries to linebacker CJ. Moseley, cornerback DJ Reid, and cornerback
Michael Carter. The second Gangreen is tied for last in
the AFC East at one in one and will host
the New England Patriots at MetLife Stadium on Thursday Night Football.

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And the brother of Danny Torres, the officer who took
the lead role in the controversial Tyreek Hill detainment, has
let his feelings on the matter be known.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
The brother, the brother of the officer yep Okay all Right.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
In an interview, David Torres said Hill has only himself
to blame for everything that went down and that his
brother is an excellent cop. In a nutshell, David Torres said,
the officers have every right to keep themselves safe, and
that's exactly what happened. They were keeping themselves safe. No
one really wants to admit at the Tyreek disrespected the

(34:01):
police officers in the incident.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
No. I think everybody has said that. I think everybody
has said that he was disrespectful. He shouldn't have rolled down,
he shouldn't have rolled his window up. Everybody has said
that I think the argument is that his brother's failing
to realize is is that the appropriate response for something
like that, for going a few miles over the speed limit?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, and that is your balls to the wall sports.
I'm Lindsay on ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine, eight,
four six, Oh. KMOD can also text BMMS and then
what you want to say to eight two, nine or five.
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning, Corbyn.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
KMOD is your home for Oklahoma Sooner football and next up,
oh you hosts Tennessee on Saturday. Three point thirty is
your pre game with Chris Plank and kickoff is at
six to thirty and you can hear it all on
the iHeartRadio app and of course on your Tulsa Sooner
station ninety seven to five at km OUD.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Good morning, Gibbe, Well, good morning. The twenty twenty four
iHeartRadio Music Festival is this weekend. It's two nights and
one stage from our performances from artists that you probably
never hear on kbody unless it's a top five song Wednesday,
but you can stream it on Hulu and you can
always listen on the iHeartRadio app starting at nine thirty.
All right, to do some dead ass and fake news.

(35:35):
I'll read a story. You gotta tell me.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
If it's dead ass or fake news.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Dead ass for fake news. Sixty percent of electric electrocutions
accur while talking on the telephone during a thunderstorm. Sixty
percent of electric electrocutions a cur while talking on the
telephone during a thunderstorm.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Fake news.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I'm gonna say fake news. I have talked on the
phone during a thunderstorm, and I've known a lot of
people that have and never been electrocuted. I've heard of it.
I'll get off phone. Lightning strike a little extrocute you,
but I've never seen it happen.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
It happened to my mom.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Your mom died via an electrocution.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Nope, but I was electrocuted while talking on the phone
during a thunderstorm.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Dead ass are fake news. Sixty percent of electrocution elextricutions
occur while talking on the telephone during a thunderstorm. Dead ass.
Lightning ranks second only to floods in storm related deaths
in the US. On average, more than sixty people are
killed by it each year. Not even tornadoes or hurricanes
top it in terms of lives lost. So I'll give

(36:42):
you that lightning. Yes, if you're out in the storm
and there's a chance you get struck, but through the
telephone lines, okay?

Speaker 7 (36:52):
By it?

Speaker 6 (36:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, why believe it? Dead ass are fake news. Impotence
is legal grounds for divorce in twenty one American states.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Is yeah, dead ass, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Impotence is a traditional ground for divorce, and it remains
on the books in many states that still allow fault
as well as no fault divorces. Dead as for fake news.
In Cuba, tourists use a different currency to local people.

Speaker 7 (37:20):
Dead aster fake news.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
In Cuba, tourists use a different currency to local people.
I want to say, dead ass. I've never been to Cuba,
nor know anybody who has. I don't know anybody that's
been there, dead ass. There are two official currencies in Cuba,
the paso, often referred to as the national peso or cup,

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and the convertible peso known as cuc or chevado or dollar.
Most tourists will only ever deal with cuc, but both
types of pesos are completely available to anyone to use.
Dead ass are fake news. Boring is a city in Oregon.

Speaker 7 (38:01):
Dead ass, deadass, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, The community was named after William H. Boring in An,
an early resident of the area. Boring was a Union
vet who moved out to Oregon after the Civil War.
Boring died in nineteen thirty two at the age of
ninety one. And get this, there's also a Boring Maryland.
Apparently it's not a total snooze fest. There's stuff to
do there. Dead ass are fake news. Capuchin Monkeys show

(38:29):
affection by yawning and head bobbing. Dead ass are fake news.
Capuchin Monkeys show affection by yawning or head bobbing.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Sure, dead ass.

Speaker 7 (38:41):
Fake news. They show affection by throwing poop at you,
fake news.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
These are all signs of aggression in all monkeys, along
with teeth bearing. Dead ass are fake news. Asia's the
largest continent in the world, deadass. I mean, Australia's.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
Pretty big, but I'll have to agree dead ass.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yes, dead ass, it's the largest. It covers nine percent
of the earth. Dead ass are fake news. Thomas Edison
invented the first commercially viable incandescent light bulb, which one again,
who Thomas, Yeah, Thomas Edison invented the first commercially viable
incandescent light bulb. I believe there was a drunk history

(39:26):
this said he didn't, but he stole the idea.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
But we've always been taught in school that he was
the one that invented a light bulb and Columbus discovered America. Yeah,
I almost say pig names.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
It's mostly dead ass. It depends on how you look
at it. Many other inventions Edison is credited with. He
didn't actually invent the bull though. That honor goes to
English chemist Joseph Swan, who did that in eighteen sixty
had developed a light bulb that used carbonized paper filaments
in place of ones made of platinum. He even patent it,

(39:58):
but Edison saw the flaw in the design. Edison came
up with a new filament design and demonstrated his light
bulb in eighteen seventy nine. So nineteen years later, while
he tried to push Swan out of the way, Swam
pushed back and ultimately then joined forces and formed Edison
Swan United. So yes, but the first no deadass are

(40:19):
fake news USB stands for Universal Serial Bus. Dead ass
are fake news USB stands for Universal Serial Bus.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Fake news.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
Deadass sounds legit to me yes.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
It is the most common type of computer port universal
serial bus. Dead ass are fake news. Elvis's manager, Colonel
Tom Parker was actually an illegal immigrant from the Netherlands.
Dead ass are fake news. Elvis's manager, Colonel Tom Parker
was actually an illegal immigrant from the Netherlands.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
Dead ass fake news.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
The colonel's real name was Andreas Ornelius van Krusch, who
illegally immigrated to America when he was twenty. Later, he
lied about his name and joined the US Army as
Tom Parker. He promoted Jailhouse Rock but didn't have to
do any jail time and he is that is dead ass.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
He was an immigrant.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Dead ass are fake news. A French tennis player has
never won the French Open.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Dead ass.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
Yeah sounds dead ass tomate fake news.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
The first tennis tournament was held in France in eighteen
ninety one, but the French Open didn't begin until nineteen twenty.
France dominated the tournament in the twenties and thirties and
continues to produce champions. Dead ass are fake news. Max
Q is a rock band made up of NASA astronauts.
Deadass are fake news. Max Q is a rock band

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made up of NASA astronauts.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
Dead Ass, Yeah, dead ass that sounds like a nerdy band.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Name band was formed in nineteen eighty seven and has
had a rotating lineup of members. One of the founders
once joked that the band makes lots of noise but
no music, just like the Space Shuttle. Deadass, dead aster,
fake news. Johnny Carson and Uh Eva gob Uh. Johnny

(42:17):
Carson and Eva Gabor once found themselves in a twister
tangle on National TV. Dead Ass, dead ass, I can
see that happening as a bit. The late night comic
and Hungarian Bombshell helped launch the new Milton Bradley game
in nineteen sixty six, so even then they were doing
stupid partnerships. Dead ass fake news. The word Arkansas means

(42:39):
sturdy boat, dead aster, fake news. The word Arkansas means
sturdy boat, fake news.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
Fake news.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
It means in bretthillbillies named after a sew word. The
name Arkansas is the French interpretation of a seux word,
I'm sorry Arkansas a kanza meaning downstream place. Okay, dead
ass are fake news. The heart beat rate of a
cat is twice that of a human. Dead ass are

(43:12):
fake news. The heart beat rate of a cat is
twice that of a human.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
I want to say fake news.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
I must say dead ass. They seem stressed out a lot.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
I think they seem lazier.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
A cat also has five more spine vertebrates than humans.
That is dead ass. Dead ass are fake news. The
white powder on chewing gum is actually sweetened marble dust.
Dead ass are fake news. The white powder on chewing
gum is actually sweetened marble dust.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Fake news.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah, I agree. According to the folks at Wrigley, the
white powder on chewing gum is powdered sugar or sugar substitute,
depending on the type of gum. The powder is added
to the gum to reduce stickiness and improve flavor. The
powder is dusted on the gum during the rolling process.
After the gum ingredients are mixed, a large clump of
gum mixture is forced through rollers, which press into thin strips.

(44:04):
The rollers are moved progressively closer together, so the gum
becomes thinner and thinner. After the powder is added, the
gum is scored into sections, the length and shape varied
depending on the type of gum.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
You guys, ever, take a tour of like a candy
factory and get like the fresh stuff, like straight off
the line. We did a Jellybilly when I was living
in California, so and.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
There's just something about it. It's like going and taking
a tour of like the Budweiser factory and getting that
fresh brew. You know, it's just it's just a different
flavor and it hits different. I wonder if that's the atmosphere,
like the experience, because there's no real freshness to candy.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
True, And we don't even really know if that's like
they just tell us it was, you know, just may
just right exactly, denass are fake news? There's anti freeze
in your toothpaste?

Speaker 7 (44:57):
That ass, I.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Want to say fake news? Why, Like maybe there was
at one time, but they've since removed it so currently no.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
The chemical in question is po poly thileen glycole PG.
It has different molecular weights, however, so it's not a
big deal. Back in two thousand and eight, however, some
toothpaste imported from China weren't safe. Some tainted tubes were
found to include the DEEG, which is what is an
anti freeze. So but it is dead ass, dead ass

(45:31):
or fake news Florida. Florida has the most lightning strikes
of any other state in the US.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Dead ass are fake news.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Florida has the most lightning strikes of any other state
in the US.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
I'll say dead ass.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
I agree, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
With one million, three hundred and eighty two and twenty
eight flashes per year, they are the champs. That's twenty
four point one flashes per square mile. Damn wow, dead
ass for fake news. The sunset on Mars is blue? Denaser,
fake news. The sunset on Mars is blue fake news.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
I wanna say dead ass, but again, I don't know
anybody who's been to Mars to watch a sunset.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Signedist say, the fine dust in the atmosphere of Mars
allows blue light to more easily reach the ground, making
the sunsets blue.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
That's kind of neat, Denasser.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Fake news cheese has been used as a way to
predict the future. Denasker, fake news cheese has been used
as a way to predict the future.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
I'm sure dead ass sounds legit to me.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Dead ass. It's called triomancy. It's an old form of
divination that's no longer used. I wonder why I want
to know what kind of tree. I probably wasn't good to.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Yeah, see the holes in this Swiss.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Denasser fake news. Alfred Hitchcock was afraid of sponges. Denass
are fake news. Alfred Hitchcock was afraid of sponges.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Hmm, I want to say dead ass, you.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Know, I want to say fake news. I think he
was actually afraid of birds.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I think he was so afraid of sponges that that's
what drove him to make all those weird movies. He
took out his fear and anger on sponges out on
the big screen. Fake news. He was fine with sponges,
but he was an ovophobe, which means he was scared
of eggs.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
Hmmm, Lindsay was close.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, dead ass are fake news. Manoe is a Nebraska
town that has a population of one. Manoe is a
town in Nebraska that has a population of one. Dead
ass for fake news, I'll say dead ass, So dead
ass you agree. The mayor, Elise Eiler, even pays taxes

(47:47):
to herself. Manoe features a tavern, for which she granted
herself a liquor license. There's also a library that was
founded in memory of her mister Isler. In its heyday,
in the thirties, Manowi had a population of one hundred
and fifty. The population dwindled as the local populace were
increasingly drawn to the more populated cities where there was
an abundance of opportunity.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
Now you're just being stubborn at that point.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
All right, dead ass are fake news. Elvis once did
a TV ad for a donut. Dead ass are fake news.
Elvis once did a TV ad for a donut.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
I believe it. He looked like a guy loved his
donuts at one time.

Speaker 7 (48:27):
I say dead ads.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Ad Els made only one commercial in his life, and
it happened on November sixth, nineteen fifty four. The product
Southern Made Donuts. The commercial was broadcast during the Louisiana
Hay Ride, Elvis saying the jingle you can't you can
get them piping hot after four pm. You can't get
them piping hot. You can't get them piping hot after

(48:51):
four pm. You can't get them piping hot. Southern Made
Donuts hit the spot. You can't get them pipe and
hot after four PM. A commercial was never released. Dead
aster fake news. The fortune cookie was invented more than
three thousand years ago ago during the Chinese Ming dynasty
as a special treat for the imperial family by a

(49:13):
chef who was also the official.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
Court astro astrologer.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
The fortune cookie was invented more than three thousand years
ago during the Chinese Ming dynasty as a special treat
for the imperial family by a chef who was the
official court astrologer. Dead aster fake news sounds good. I
almost say fake news that they were invented in length
of fifties.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
You're probably right, I'll say dead ass.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
It was actually invented in nineteen sixteen by George Jung
a Los Angeles. Noodle maker, Damn noodle Makers. It's American.
That's why Daddy named you dirt, not noodle maker. Box checked.
All right, we'll take break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven five KMOD.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Good morning, It's The Big Mad Morning Show nine four
six oh KMOT can also text bmms and then what
you want to say at eight two nine four five.
We've got two sets of tickets we're gonna give away.
One is a pair of tickets to see Corn on
October twenty third at the Bok Center and another's a
pair of tickets to see a Perfect Circle Primus Inpus

(50:47):
for on the stay same stage at the same time
on May first at the Bok Center. Tickets go on
sale Friday at ten am. If I'm not mistaken, and uh,
we're gonna play a game right now to win those tickets,
and we're gonna play Sing Sing. The current record is.

Speaker 7 (51:03):
Well, I am leading with eleven, Lindsey is right behind
me with nine, and you were right behind her.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
With seven last week's winter.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
That'd be a whole bunch of nobody.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
So everybody's available to play nine one eight four six
oh kmo d nine one eight four six oh kmod
call up, decide who's going to be your clue giver.
Whoever gets the most right is winning both sets of tickets.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 8 (51:26):
Trina?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Trina? How are you today?

Speaker 8 (51:28):
I'm good?

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Are you guys good?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Trina? Who do you want to give clues? Everybody's available?
Lindsey Gimpy or Corbin Gimpy? Come on, Trina. Sixty seconds
are on the clock. Timers starts after the first clue.
Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (51:39):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (51:41):
Okay, So this is a song about are from from
Ringo and John and Paul who are the meatle Yes,
And this is a song about a part of the
week that is not the one that's happening right now,
but the one that happened before right now, not tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Oh yesterday.

Speaker 7 (52:03):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Uh, okay, hail.

Speaker 7 (52:06):
This guy is a crooner and he was just at
the Balkay scener He's going to be here soon. They
say he's gay and that this song is named after
a woman, but it's really actually about a dong. Oh yep,
tell me about it. Take a number. Okay, So this
is a woman's name. Uh, starts with an A and

(52:31):
ends with a due. But it's.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
What's that? What's a woman's name that starts with an
a and ends with a due?

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Amanda?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
There you go. Now, what's the shortened version of that name? Many? Yeah,
this is what Chris Brown breaches beats his girlfriend with
time time time time time. Two is what we got, Trina.
That might be good enough. So hang on the line. Okay, okay,
good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 7 (52:59):
What is your name?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
My name is what we're go the other room. Lauren Bowers,
I'm sorry, what is your name Laurens Lauren. All right, Lauren,
you have sixty seconds. Your choices of the person giving
you clues are Lindsay or Lindsay, Lindsay or Corborn. Oh, Lindsay,
good choice, all right, sixty seconds are on the clock.

(53:26):
Lindsay's looking at me like I'm grounded. Sixty seconds are
on the clock. Are you ready.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
As rang as?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
It can't be here?

Speaker 4 (53:35):
All right? Stop collaborate and listen. Blank is back with
a brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly,
flow like a harpoon, daily and Nightley? What out of
a stop?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yo?

Speaker 4 (53:46):
I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll glow.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I can't remember the words.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Oh, no, okay, what do you put in your water
to make it cold? I? Uh huh say that twice?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
I yes, you got it?

Speaker 4 (54:02):
All right. This is also the name of a movie
starring Macaulay Culkin and he gets stung by bees.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
I don't know that one, okay. I got sunshine on
a cloudy day when it's cold outside, and I got
the month of me.

Speaker 8 (54:24):
I couldn't tell you the name of that one.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
I'm early, okay. Why'd you call this morning?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (54:32):
The opposite of boy girl, and it's not yours.

Speaker 9 (54:37):
It's uh huh put those two words together, not yours,
the opposite of.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Boyl time, time time.

Speaker 10 (54:52):
I'm so sorry you did not win, girl. Thank you
so much for playing Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
You're gonna get tickets seat clear on October twenty third,
and you're getting tickets for this really cool show that
has a perfect circle primise and puts it for on
the stage at the same tih.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
My god, I'm so excited. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
You did awesome. Hang on the line so gimp you
can get your info.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
Okay, okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I can't believe you guys didn't get that. Lindsay, give
me this is either the one that they just could
not get. I couldn't give any better clues. Man song
from the sixties. She sang the lyrics right. It wasn't
the chorus opposite of a boy. And if it's not
your providing that she says, girl, you know it's not

(55:43):
your girl, it's your blank girl. Your partner husband may
say this when they're really proud of you that you've
accomplished something and go, hey that's blank yeah, awesome, yeah,
my girl. The one that gimpy could not get right right.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Yeah, Chris Brown didn't beat anybody with this. He uses
open hand man, that's okay. Yeah, when you're in the rain,
you use this to shelter yourself from the rain. Uh yeah,
an umbrella.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Yeah, and berry Man copa cabana like his the most
famous song, I don't listen to a lot of Barry Man.
They don't have to listen to him. No, it's one
of the famous songs about him. To do so sure
the iliss I love him. Uh, good morning, It's the

(56:46):
big Man Morning Show. Four six oh kmod can also
text BMMS what you want to say to eight two
nine four five. Let's see what Gimpi has in his
four by.

Speaker 11 (57:01):
Four wow come and it says he that authorities update
a parent assassination attempt on Trump. The man suspected and
an attempted assassination of former President Trump did not fire
any shots. Speaking from Palm Beach County, Florida, Acting Secret
Service Director Ronald Rose said suspect Ryan Ralph was unable

(57:24):
to get a single shot off, and he praised the
quick actions of his team. Rose said that there has
been a dynamic shift in Secret Service policy since Trump's
first assassination attempt in Pennsylvania in July and there cannot
be any failures. The FBI is confirming that they are
investigating the event as an assassination attempt and review the

(57:44):
two federal firearms charges Ralph faces at this point, noting
more could be coming. The FBI also confirmed Ralph was
at the scene for twelve hours before the event unfolded,
based on cell phone records.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I need the thing people are not realizing with this
is twofold one. He doesn't have presidential detail right. He
has some Secret Service correct and his personal security correct,
but not like the acting sitting president would correct. So
there's no like advanced team. The way it works when
he's that was not a planned event. He golfed a

(58:21):
spur of the moment thing. He wanted to go golf,
and they found him because he plays a whole. Then
before the next the other Secret Service guys go ahead
and search. They saw the barrel sticking out and then
they intercepted the guy. So it's not it's not like
to me. They were doing their job with what.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
They have right right.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Still kudos to them. Person hanging out of a bush, Yeah,
I think it's definitely worth the conversation of maybe they
need more detail when they're a president's candidate. I don't
know what how much they current like they get. I
don't understand how that works. Also, it's it was an
unsecured perimeter. Should there golf course be a secured It's

(59:04):
kind of an odd situation. It's not a typical situation.
It's not like they could get out there in front
of it. He wanted to go golf, right then, Yeah,
he's kind of a guy who doesn't follow the rules.
I don't know if that's been noticed. So they were like,
he was like, I want to go play golf, and
they're like, okay, let's go. Let's go. Yeah, what else
we got here? This is a fun one. Ourfk Junior

(59:24):
confirms he's under investigation for cutting the head off of
a whale.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
This guy is jacked. Man. At first it's the bear
story and then this when I was like what so?
Robert F. Kennedy Junior says the latest investigation into his
dealings with a wildlife is part of the weaponization of
the government. Now be that as of me. Kennedy was
at an Arizona campaign's events Saturday for Trump when he

(59:52):
told the crowd that he's being looked at for quotes
collecting a whale specimen twenty years ago. His daughter told
Town and Country Magnet in twenty twelve that her father
cut a whale's head off after it washed up on
the shore in Massachusetts. Apparently the national morole whale a
whale doesn't say what kind of whales? Okay, all whales

(01:00:13):
are still pretty big.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
Yeah, even baby whales are still big.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Did he have the knife on him?

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
He's not doing that with a Swiss Army no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Or a buck knife. Well. Nonetheless, apparently the National Marine
Fisheries Institute sent a letter to Noah uh urging an investigation.
Kennedy has previously acknowledged he dumped a dead bear come
in New York City's Central Parker decade.

Speaker 7 (01:00:39):
How many times is it a pattern? How many is
how many other wild animals as this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Desecrated? That's the only one I can come up with. Hey, man,
you said it earlier. These people do what they want,
mane life is complicated. We're all a little weird.

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
Ain't that the truth that takes the cake?

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Though? Have you ever decapitated an animal? Gimpie? Yes? Absolutely?
Fish cut the head right off, and why so I
could eat them? Oh? Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense.
Have you ever cut the head off of an animal?
I haven't cut that. I popped the head off an animal.
Why a rooster when I was working in a chicken farm,

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because that's how you killed them.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
M hmm yeah, lindsay, have you ever cut the head
off of an animal?

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Yep, snake to kill it? Water mooksin that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Yeah, that makes good sense. So we're all in the
same boat. Yeah, but a fish to eat a rooster,
because that's how you got to take care of that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
And the biz again, we snake, so does a bite you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
You're missing. First of all, she caught it. It was
neutralized at that point enough to you know, cut its
head off. So we all have our rationale on why
it was. Okay, I want to know why he did that.
Why did he cut the whales? It was to put
it out of it's misery, Like this beached whale, let's
just go ahead and kill it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I'm one hundred percent confident he has a lot in
his head, a logical reason.

Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
Oh right here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
So then there's all these moral questions that will kick
in and like oh right, kind of like when people
kill their dog, they take it out back and shoot it. Yeah,
about what fifty percent of the people go wow.

Speaker 7 (01:02:20):
Yeah yeah. Then the other forty n like what it's
all good?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah yeah, It's more it's a moral issue.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
He's like, well, it was already dead, and I just
wanted to see.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
If I can. I thought it was helping out nature
by cutting it up and throwing it back in the
ocean for the animals. I'm just telling you that we
will come back. As he had some quote rational thought process.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Which is like I wanted to mount it on my wall.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
So similar to how like a serial killer who kills
prostitutes is like I'm trying to cleanse the world. Like
they think they're logical. Right, what else we got here?
Ohio governor says bomb threats are not credible. Ohio Governor
Mike DeWine say the bomb threats being called into spring
Field are not credible and are originating from overseas. A

(01:03:03):
DeWine said thirty three threats have been called in and
they're all hoaxes. The Wine has criticized has criticized the
White House for, in his words, not having a plan
for the influx of thousands of Haitian immigrants into the city.
I mean, saying they eat dogs and cats doesn't exactly
help either, right, and then lastly, you're Oklahoma's deadline to

(01:03:25):
register to vote in November fifth election is coming up.
National voter registration Day is this week, and Oklahoma's deadline
to registered to vote in the upcoming November fifth election
is approaching. The deadline of registered to vote to participate
in the election in Oklahoma is October eleventh. Voter registration
offications must be received at least twenty five days before

(01:03:47):
in election in order to participate in set election. The
Oklahoma State Election Board I said you can register to
vote online, by mail, or in person. It was so
hard to read that as election and not erect. I mean,
maybe it was a little stiff, but I wouldn't say
it was hard.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
The forty nine ers are losing another pro bowler to
an injury early in the season. San Francisco coach Kyle
Shanahan has said that wide receiver Deebo Samuel Senior will
probably miss a couple of weeks after suffering a strained
cap and Sunday's loss to the Vikings. Samuel will join
running back Christian McCaffrey on the mend. After the first

(01:04:33):
two weeks of the regular season slate, the twenty eight
year old has totaled thirteen catches for one hundred and
sixty four yards to go along with thirteen rushing yards
and a rushing touchdown this season. Samuel has never played
a full season since being selected in the second round
of the twenty nineteen NFL Draft. And that's your Balls
to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay on ninety seven to

(01:04:54):
five paym.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
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Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
Good luck, Good morning, Gimbee, Oh, good morning, Corbin.

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and you shouldn't say whatever you like. It's pretty simple.
I just want to address this text that came in
and said fish and snakes are not animals. They are
just for the records.

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
Yeah, I mean they do live and breathe.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
They said a fish is a fish and a snake
is a reptile. Though, so only I have killed an
animal bull. That's like saying, and a bird is only
an avian, Like stop right right, Just because it's not
a mammal doesn't mean that it's not an animal. It
is all right. Listener emails, you can always email us
show at kmod dot com. Show at kmode dot com.

(01:06:36):
This email says, I have a friend or who I
thought was a friend. We've worked together for seven years,
and from the beginning we hit it off so much
that we've spent a lot of time not working together. Lunches, dinners, events,
parties at each other's houses, each other's birthdays, going to
owe you games, wives, birthdays. Well, he was terminated in
June and we haven't talked since. He didn't even tell

(01:06:59):
me he was fired, no response to text or calls.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
He didn't even tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
I found out in a meeting two days later, having
misunderstood our friendship? Are we not friends? Listener email from
somebody who had a buddy seven years, going to do stuff, dinners, lunches,
football games, birthdays, wives birthdays, and then he gets and

(01:07:30):
he's went radio silent since June, and he's like, he
wants to know, were they not friends? Do they misunderstood friendships?
Getting fired? Man, that can mess up your head. There's
a lot of things.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Yeah, been a couple of months. Have he reached out
to them?

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
He says he did no response to text or calls,
So that sounds to me like he has reached out.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
How many when you're if you work with somebody and
they get fired, how many days do you keep trying
to contact them?

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
That's a good question too, because if you don't get
a response right away, my first thought is, Okay, they
need some time, They need to handle it on their
own right now. They need to decompress, they need to
be alone, they don't want to talk about it, so

(01:08:40):
you wait a week maybe two in my mind, give
them the space, then reach out again. And then if
they still don't after a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Of weeks, so two weeks of trying, no, Like, how
many days do you contact the person? Do you keep
contacting them when they've been fired and they don't contact
reply back? How many days do you keep trying? A
week or two?

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
So two weeks I would agree with that. Two weeks
of trying, yeah, yeah, on.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
And off or whatept. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have
to do it all seven days in a row. That's
a little psychotic, but you know, on and off every
other day or so, I think for two weeks.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
And after two weeks you know, okay, well, okay, that's
how it is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
I mean, that is a tough thing. Like you thought
you were friend, like one of you you've broken up,
forced to break up. No, you've been abandoned and you
can't handle it. It sounds like, I don't know. I
think when it comes to contacting, I'm a big fan

(01:09:54):
of the three rule. If I do it three times
and you won't reply, yeah, I'm not begging, and it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Sounds like, according to the message, that the wives were
friends as well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
I didn't say that, say wives birthdays, going to OEU games,
wives birthdays.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Yeah, wives birthdays, But.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
It doesn't mean they're friends. Some means the wives are friends.
Not everybody's like you, we're one meeting and you're like, hey,
we're friends.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Well, I mean, if they're going to wives birthdays, I
would assume that they enjoy each other's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Company, right, if you go to OU games and each
other's birthdays, I think we've established they enjoy each other's company.

Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
But their wives aren't friends. That does we at least
we don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
That, right.

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
We don't know if the ladies are gathering without them.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Yeah, or if they have a relationship. This text says
that maybe he's ashamed he got fired and doesn't want
to respond. Yeah, what was he canned for? Maybe he's
ashamed for the Okay, and those are two separate texts. Yeah,
so maybe there is a level of shame there that
comes with, you know, his departure. You're together, you're your

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friends for seven years. You go on road trips to
football games, you go to the bar and hang out,
you go to dinner's lunches, you talk about things, for sure.
But like so, I was at the job that I
had before I came here. I was there for five
years and had good friends, and we'd go out and
do things. We'd play disc golf together, we would you know,
we would do things. But when I left, I haven't

(01:11:24):
really talked to them, any of them much. There's maybe
one that I've reached out to every now and again,
like i'd say, once every six months, just to let
them know, hey, I'm better than you. But that was
an inside joke between him and I. Sex says, are
they calling? Are they calling personal number or their old
work number? I mean, are they stupid? Why would you
call their work number ring they got fired? Right? Kind

(01:11:47):
of effing idiot calls a work number for someone that
got fired when you know they got fired. But they
didn't know they got fired until just recently. Two days after,
is what it says. Uh got fired and he terminated
in June. As we haven't talked since. He didn't even

(01:12:08):
tell me he was fired, no respect text or calls.
I found out in a meeting two days later. Okay,
so it wasn't like months. Where are you man? You
going a wall? That's a missing person's report at that point.
And I like, of all the people, I would I've
never called Gimpi's work number or love your work number.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
I mean, it's right there. We hit extension six.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
You'd probably range over and answer it. Daniels On, Hi, Daniel,
how are you?

Speaker 7 (01:12:42):
Darryl?

Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
Hey, Darryl, Sorry l Darrel? Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
How are you?

Speaker 8 (01:12:48):
You're real good? How you doing, sir? What do you
got hey?

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:12:53):
It's laid off about a year and a half ago,
and uh, you know, this guy was fired, and obviously
him being fired that changes the scenario. But anytime, you know,
you leave a company, and they said they known see
each other for seven years, so he's been at the
company for seven years. You know, it's a little hard,
you know that that guy just lost his job, lost

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his pay and everything that he's known for the last
seven years. And here's the guy that has his job,
has his money, and he's worried about his buddy, you know,
you know, you know, he's not having any feeling for
his friend. That man have just lost his way. You know,
he's living this way of life and he's worried about Oh,
I've lost a body, you know, and I think it's

(01:13:35):
just kind of selfish from from that standpoint. But from
this standpoint of the guy that that got laid off
and left, you know, he's putting his life back together,
and you know, send that friend a text and say, hey, man,
I'm here for you. Call when you can call, when
you get your head straight, whatever you need, I'm here
for you, and just leave it open like that. And

(01:13:57):
if he's a real friend, he'll reach.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Out bright a man, Darryl, thank you so much. Absolutely,
d you two, buddy, see you later. Uh, he got fired,
he can't afford to pay the phone bill to talk
to you right now, that's possibility, It's definitely possible. How
much chatting on the phone did you do before? Right?

Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
Was it just strictly communication at work? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
I was a truck driver. As a truck driver, this
is hard for me to answer because you don't have
relationships like that. But I'm interested to hear your answers.
Since you guys are close. Do you guys still go
to Corbyn's house for a barbecue if I get fired?

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Lindsay, what barbecue at Corbyn's house?

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Oh? I have barbecues? What's still never go? That's what
I'm saying. I mean, I've never been inny your houses.
I don't know why I'm the one getting pointed at.

Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
You got to fancy your house McMansion.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Out of all of us, listen, Lindsay has the bigger house.
She has a reading room. She has a room to
read in. I don't even have a room to shade.
I share everything. There's not one thing that's mine. I
was friends with two guys at work, hung out on
weekends and after hours, they found different jobs.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Things died off.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Unfortunate part of life, but not being around them five
days a week opens up the door for the relationship
to die off. That's truth. Reasonable answer. Your buddy is
probably upset and or embarrassed he got fired. Keep reaching out.
He'd probably like to hear from you. Nuclear answer. You
never leave a man behind. If he's truly your friend,
you'll quit and take a dump on the boss's desk,

(01:15:32):
flip the double bird to everyone, then do a burnout
in the of donuts in the parking lot. Many jobs
I've had with good friends that as soon as I left,
they stopped talking to me.

Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
Another one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Depending on your positions in the company, he could have
been more friendly than he wanted to for the ulterior motive.
Oh like if he was a man, or like the
person that's questioning the friendship was management and he was
just using him for manager real purposes. Yeah, how about
this one. Remind the dude it says turned to buy beer.

(01:16:07):
I believe that the guy got canned thinks his friend
is the reason he lost his job. Oh wow, why
were they fired? Were they caught doing something and someone
snitched somewhere? Workplaces act like you are part of the family.
Once you are rejected from the family, nobody is your
friend at that point. That's an interesting take too, take

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as well, and that is, hey, we're a family and
now you're not in the family.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
It's so true. It's so very true. When we were
in Indiana, Kevin worked at a dealership and all of
the wives seem to like be very very close because
in the dealership, the salesman work all the damn time,
So the wives get close because they hang out. And
I remember at one point one of the wives told me, like,

(01:16:56):
when you work here, you are part of the family.
But if you you're out, like.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
It's some mafia things.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
Exactly. That's what it felt like. And I'm like, this
is ridiculous. Yeah, So I really never got that close
because I didn't feel like that, Like that just felt
weird to me, and it was it was really it
was just like that, like a mafia feeling, and I
saw it happen. It was like women who were very

(01:17:24):
very close. But as soon as one of the guys
left or went somewhere else to work, it was siya,
you're no longer my friend, and was sad.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
But it is like that listener email from a guy
who says he worked at a place had a friend
or thought was a friend. We've worked together seven years,
and from the beginning we hit it off so much.
We spent a lot of time not working together, lunches, dinners, events,
parties at each other's houses, each other's birthdays, going to
ou games, wives birthdays. When he was terminated in June, well,

(01:17:54):
he was terminated in June, as we haven't talked since.
He didn't even tell me he was fired, no response
to text or call. He didn't tell me. I found
out two days later. Have I misunderstood our friendship? Are
we not friends? Lindsey?

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
I think that you guys are friends, But I think
like Darylson mentioned, don't This isn't about you. This is
about your friend who just lost his job and he's
trying to deal with it. Don't stop reaching out. Maybe
show up at his house with oh God, with a
case of yeah, maybe and a case of beer.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
You haven't answered my calls here I am or Hey, I.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Just wanted to come and check on you. Make sure
you're okay. You know, I just want you to know
that I'm your friend still and I'm here for you
if you need anything. Okay, you know, like, just keep
reaching out. Let him and his family know that you're
still his buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Don't take no for an answer, right, if.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
The friendship is is that meaningful to you?

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
That statement that you just said as an explanation is
just a curiosity question.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
If it was a relationship and they went on a
date for seven years and then after seven years she
stopped answering his phone calls, would the advice be the same?

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
Because it was a relationship. So is this breakup?

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Well, she never says I We're done, She just stops
answering his calls.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
She just got he got ghosted.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Yeah, do you would your advice be to hey, just
show up with a case of beer.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
No, no, why not because that would look psycho Well
how does it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
I'm just trying to understand the difference.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Well, sure, I mean, if you wanna, if you want
to be like, hey, what happened? Why'd you ghost me?
But this seems more of a friendship and not someone
that he's having sex with.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
I mean, if you have sex with somebody that feels
a little more intimate than we're we go to oh
you games together and.

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
We don't know what their relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
We don't. We definitely don't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Broke back Mountain. They were fishing, right, gimbi Uh yeah,
show up to his house with a boombox and.

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
Play I'm so whow me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Your relationship is over? Man.

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
It was a work relationship and that's all that there
was to it. All Right. It sucks, it's a it's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
A part of life, and I'm I hate the fact
that you don't have any other friends at all whatsoever
except for the ones that you work with.

Speaker 7 (01:20:18):
That sucks. But unfortunately, you're just gonna have to let
this one go.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
And if he calls back or you know, ends up
hitting you up, you know, don't don't just ghost the
guy or whatever. Hey, what's going on. It's been a
long time. How were you. Let's go grab a beer
or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:20:36):
But for the most part, man, you need to move.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
On with your life. Bro or gal whoever. Right now,
that's a fair point too. Friends at work are based
off proximity. That's it. Truth. I've had plenty of friends
I have worked with, had great relationships with him, and

(01:20:59):
when they leave to move on with their career or
get fired, they're gone. Not just me, a lot of people.
Anyone that does keep contact with them, they see them occasionally.
And I'm also not someone who gauges my friendship based
off phone conversations or if they answer my text. That

(01:21:20):
is not a prerequisite to be a friend with me.
Is you must answer my phone calls and reply to
my text. It's just the way I operate. So just
because they're not answering your text or not talking to you,
doesn't mean your friendship ended. Also, friendship's in right, They
come and go, they just do. You had some great times,

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be grateful, move on, and as someone said, it opens
the door for new friendships.

Speaker 7 (01:21:46):
But what you don't want to do, in my opinion,
is you need to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Find out why I got fired because if you are
friends with them and you're like, hey, I was talking
with George and they're like, George was embezzling money. How
close are you with them? Now you're on the radar.
Just a thought. Got a name, need advice about some
Send us an email. Show at kmod dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
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Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
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Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
Listener email.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
This one says, Hi, guys, I started in a new
job in January and was hired for a specific position. However,
in May I was reassigned to a new quote unquote
lower position that really sucks. The reasoning was for quote
ongoing efficiency and affective effectiveness of operations end quote. Should

(01:22:57):
I stick it out and hope I get reassigned back
to my original position or should I bounce? Listener email
from a guy who got reassigned to What they are
saying is a lower position and they want to know
should they stick it out and hope to get reassigned
back to their original position or should they bounce? Yeah,

(01:23:20):
the age old question of should I stay or should
I go? I made a song about that, Yeah, probably
more than one, with a little bit of a lyrical change.
You have ever been reassigned, Lindsay.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
Can't say that I have.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Have you ever been reassigned, gimpie. I'm trying to think
if I've ever been reassigned anywhere. I've had a lot
of jobs in my time. I don't think that I have.
I can't recall of any time of like, hey you're
working in this position here, we're going to shift you
over here instead.

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
Uh okay, eh no, No, I'm trying to think, was
anytime you just calm your teas?

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
So the only thing I could think of, But I
don't think it was reassignment per se. When I was
working at the place before I came here, selling parts
for Ford and GM, I was a title clerk. Okay,
so when you buy a new car, it goes to
the corporate office and you do all that. But when
they downsized, I had the option to leave or go

(01:24:29):
downstairs and sell parts instead. So I don't know if
that would be considered a reassignment. I guess that's as
close as toll it. Yeah, that's as close as it
could get, you know, to a reassignment. But in that case,
I mean, was it a like a lower position like
this person is saying. I think it was a lateral move.
I kept the same pay. I was just doing a

(01:24:51):
different job.

Speaker 7 (01:24:52):
Yeah. The person I wrote to this, it's in quotes lower.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Yeah, so it's that's just their opinion that sounds like
that lower or you know, I am too good to
pull stuff parts or whatever work in the whatever they're doing. Yeah. Yeah, No,
I've been reassigned many times, and it wasn't always called reassigned. Right,
move to a different department, doing different responsibilities. It feels

(01:25:19):
like the evolution of a job as far as I'm concerned.
But somebody texted and said, dude, you get reassigned because
you suck another one. I'd say, first and foremost, he
needs to respond to his works buddies. Test, then okay another,
try it to actually stick it out somewhere for some
distance of time. Improve on yourself, because clearly you're too

(01:25:39):
busy hoping and wondering if you should go somewhere else.
I get this person's frustrations, though, like the job that
the task that he's having to do now may not
be as glamorous, or maybe it's harder work. We'll just
use the warehouse, like you know my experiences. You know,
if I was and they're selling parts, you know, and

(01:26:02):
now they want me to stop selling parts and then
go to the warehouse and start pulling parts, well that sucks.

Speaker 7 (01:26:08):
Now I'm working in a warehouse.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
When I was in a cool, air conditioned office space,
and now I'm in a hot ass warehouse. This sucks.
So I can get like the listeners, you know, frustrations there.
But if that's what they said, I would agree. But
they said that they the reasoning was for quote ongoing
efficiency and effectiveness of operations end quote. So to me,

(01:26:31):
the you're not complaining because it's hot, now you're complaining
because it's not the job you were hired for, right right,
which may not be as cool as whatever, right physically
and literally, Well, that says that you weren't being efficient enough.
I've stuck it out longer at jobs with no advancement,
but the money was enough at the end of the day. Though.

Speaker 7 (01:26:53):
Life is too short to be unhappy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Moving on like job. I say this all the time
with jobs it. Your job is philosophical, right, when you
get hired, it's philosophical. They think you're good enough. You
think you're good enough. You just happen to agree on
the philosophy at that point. Yeah, you get real sign Yeah,
philosophical difference, you get fired. Philosophical difference, right, yeah, sure

(01:27:17):
it is. You think you're doing fine and you get
fired because they think you're not doing fine. It's a
disagreement on that level. To think you have an input
in the process. It's a joke, even though you're a
family quote unquote, maybe you didn't attend the last pizza

(01:27:40):
party or the birthday cake cutting. That's the other one
here says if it's the same pay, I would wait
it out. But if you don't like it, just find
another job. Finding jobs is not easy. I know people
looking for jobs. It is not awesome for them. They
are not having a good old time.

Speaker 7 (01:27:59):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
But at the same time, I mean they're probably looking
for a specific kind of job, you know, instead of
just taking whatever that comes their way that puts, you know,
food on the table, you know. And I get that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:13):
I get that you have a skill, you have a trade. Yeah,
you should be able to use it. Yeah, however, how
long do you hold on to that?

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
And you know, hold out until you get that job
and that skill or that trade that you have. And
meanwhile your bills are getting behind you know, your marriage
is falling apart because the stress of the finances. Your
kids hate you, you know, and the next thing, you know,
you might as well. You're just living underneath the bridge
because your wife left, you took the kids the God,
how unstable was your marriage just saying that it was

(01:28:44):
hindering on your job.

Speaker 7 (01:28:45):
It was a chain of things.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
If your marriage is hindering on your job, you're being
done a favor right starting only fans, be your own
boss and quit bitching. Another one reasonable answer, There is
a strong chance you have a negative reputation at this place.
You will probably always will and always will move on.

(01:29:07):
Nuclear answer, you quit and take a dump on the
boss's desk. Flip the bird. Everyone, then do a burnout
donuts and party line. We're out of the same answer.
Uh reassigned from assembly and product testing and shipping to
machine running and code adjustment. Zero training on CNC or
coding of any kind at the time. Talk about trial
by fire. Learned everything on the fly first day killed

(01:29:29):
a seventy thousand dollars machine. Biggest get out of jail
free card ever. Got to use the Joe dirt line.
I'm new. I don't know what to do.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
When Joe's working in the oil field.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Yeah. Email from a guy says, Hi, guys to start
a new job. In January, was hired for a specific position. However,
in May I was reassigned to a new quote lower
position that really sucks. The reasoning was for a quote
ongoing efficiency and effectiveness of operations in quote. Should I
stick it out and hope I get reassigned back to
my original position? Or should I bounce?

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
Lindsey, I am a believer in never leave a job
unless you have something else, so I wouldn't quit unless
you have another job lined up. If the money is
the same, why not stick it out. But like one
texter said, life's too short to be unhappy, So if

(01:30:25):
you are very unhappy there, then find something else before quitting.
Never quit a job unless you have something else lined up.
That's my advice.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Gimby, I have never been one to you know, hey,
never quit a job unless you got something else lined up,
because sometimes that doesn't work out. You know what I mean.
But however, I do come from the school of dude.
You've got a job right now, and you're getting paid
and you're able to pay your bills and you're able
to live, and the moment that that's gone, it's going

(01:30:54):
to be a lot tougher. And you never know. Your
wife may leave you and take the kids with you,
and your house gets foreclosed. Now you're living under a
bridge and you're on seventy first Street. Painhandling for money
escalates so fast. I'm just saying, life is tricky. Man.

Speaker 7 (01:31:07):
We all know this. If it was me, I would
stick it out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
Maybe this text here is perfect. Throwing out your resumes
to see what bites gets you. What bites you get
is free. Meanwhile, keep on keeping on and pay your bills.
If something better pops up, then bounce right. He ain't
no big deal. You just hate what you're doing right now.
It sucks, but.

Speaker 7 (01:31:29):
It's better than nothing. It's better than living under a bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Okay, So go throw your resume out there, see what
you can get, see what you can find, and the
suck it up and deal with it until you know
something better comes along. Of all my friends that have
been fired or would appear to be recklessly quitting their
job without another job. None of them have or will
live under a bridge. What was the last time you

(01:31:54):
talked to any of those people? That's fair too, they
could be living under a bridge. I gets around. I'm
sure right, I haven't seen them. I'm pushing their cart.
But a couple of quotes. You know, you know what
hope gets you eternal misery. So you can hope you
get that other job back. But you're just you keep

(01:32:16):
writing a check that isn't going to get cashed. And
I would also say this, you're a few uncomfortable conversations
away from happiness, So why not have the conversation with
your boss to ask how to get back to that job?
What do you what boxes do you need to check?
Is it gonna be uncomfortable yes? Could it go south? Yes?
But that way you're you're playing offense and not defense.

(01:32:39):
And uh, I agree with Gimpie when it comes to
quitting a job because you have a job. Not quitting
a job because you have a job is silly. If
you're not happy, just quit you could get killed tomorrow. Meanwhile,
you're like, I'm so glad I held onto that job
that kicked me in the balls every day. But also

(01:33:00):
you should also try and do diligence to get another job.
While you have a job, can you make it today?
Can you get through today?

Speaker 8 (01:33:10):
Not?

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
This is my career now? At least the writing's on
the wall for you. Did you take a job that
maybe was a little out of your spectrum Maybe I
don't know, and it didn't work out and you want
to go back to it. Did you get demoted in
pay right? If you got demoted in pay I can
understand that frustration. But if you didn't get demoted in
pay okay, it is a nine to fiver, It isn't

(01:33:35):
who you are. But overall, I think that you have
to go Am I happy? Am I not happy? What
can I do? What? Are you doing your best? Have
you given it your best every day? And if your
answer to that is even if your answer sometimes, then
that's on you. Bro. You have to go with the
attitude of I'm giving it my best every day, I'm

(01:33:55):
doing the most I can every day, and then beyond that,
it's out of your control. What if they hire his
friend and the friend wants your job has zero to
do with you, or what you've done none you can
do about it. You're gonna get that job back? Probably not.
You're in control of your choices. If you want to

(01:34:18):
get a job doing exactly what you want. Quit, It's
very easy. Quit. There are people that do and there
are people that do not. Which one are you? Cold?
Always email us for advice. Show at kmod dot com.
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Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next ex The Big Bad Morning
Show on Tulsa's ROCKSTASA ninety seven five KMOT.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Good morning, It's the Big Bad Morning Show. Six oh
kmot conasto text BMMS and then what you want to
say to eight two nine four five. I read that
the Falcons last name month that was their first game
since two thousand and six a Monday night fa Like
it's been a long time since they've been on Monday
night football.

Speaker 7 (01:35:15):
Okay, yeah, well that's a good win for them.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
Then, yeah sure, but why wouldn't they have played Monday
night football?

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Not desirable? You're not going to see the Carolina Panthers
on Monday night football, see right? You put a team
that garner's viewership right, people want to see such a
big deal yeah, you want to see Kirk Cousins play, yeah, Bijon, right,
you want to see Jalen in the tush push. You
don't want to see unless you're a monumental team, like

(01:35:44):
maybe I could see the Bears on a Monday night
depending on who they play, and having somebody a high
profile name attached to the team definitely helps, Yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
The Bears in versus Green Bay or yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Yeah, yeah, But overall it's been a's I remember Chief
playing on Monday night football until they started playing well,
so it it makes sense from that standpoint, But I
think and next week there's two Monday night football games.
What is that? That's happened a couple of times they
do that occasionally, right I a doubleheader back to mat yeah, yeah,

(01:36:20):
the East.

Speaker 7 (01:36:21):
West, different time zones.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
Yeah, yeah, so there's a little bit of a delay
for it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
So the Rams are losing another key offensive playmaker for
the foreseeable future. Los Angeles coach Sean McVay told reporters
that wide receiver Cooper Cup is set to miss an
extended period of time with a left ankle spring. A
couple of the teams lost to the Arizona Cardinals on
Sunday after making four catches for thirty seven yards. McVeigh

(01:37:02):
said that Cupp is a candidate to be placed on
injured reserve along with guard Jonah Jackson in safety John
Johnson the third. The thirty one year old receiver has
not played a full season since leading the NFL and receptions,
receiving yards, and receiving touchdowns in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Cup is always injured. Heah, Yeah, Him and McCaffrey always
seem to get lump together in terms of guys that
are injury prone.

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
Yeah, and the Chiefs now will be without a key
playmaker on offense for a long time. ESPN reports Isaiah
Pacheco is expected to miss six to eight weeks with
a fibula injury he suffered during Sunday's win against the Bengals.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
That sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
Yeah, The running back will be placed on IR. The
twenty five year old is ben Kansas City's leading rusher
over the past two seasons and had nearly one hundred
yards on nineteen carries in the week to win. Fellow
running back Clyde Edwards Hilaire is on the non football
injury list and can't return before Week five. The Chiefs

(01:38:04):
are also meeting with former fan favorite back Kareem Hunt,
who is still a free agent.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
No, do not bring this guy in. He was the
Remember the Browns bought him back last year when what's
his name Chubb got hurt. Yeah, and they scored like
one touchdown. No, don't bring this guy back. Bring someone else,
figure it out.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Who else is available, doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
We got anybody? Yeah? None. We don't need this guy
kicking people in the elevator. Yeah, it's why it was
lego of the team.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
Yeah, sixty eight weeks sucks. This is why I hate
the prediction of like they're gonna three Pete or this
team's gonna do that or whatever. Like injuries happen.

Speaker 7 (01:38:47):
Yeah, you never know, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
When you see the injury that having to Pacheto, you
see it and you go, oh yeah, no, no, wonder
his calf bone broke.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
I know. I love him too, man, I wish him
a speedy recovery. He's one of my faves. Miami Dolphins
head coach Mike McDaniel says quarterback to A Taga Viola
will not go on injured reserve, at least for now,
this after he suffered another concussion last Thursday against the Bills.

(01:39:16):
The decision to place the quarterback on IR will come
from general manager Chris Greer and McDaniel once more evaluations occur.
Miami signed QB Tyler Huntley off the Baltimore Ravens practice squad.
The twenty six year old has thrown for nine and
forty seven yards, eight touchdowns and seven interceptions and twenty

(01:39:39):
NFL games. He was named to the Pro Bowl as
an injury replacement following the twenty twenty two season, despite
making just four starts that season.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
And has had four concussions. I saw an article yesterday
about Walter Payton. Walter Payton, they have a they that
he's easily one of the best players, you could argue
one of the best running backs of all time in
the NFL. Right, they have that award named after him,
and that they the NFL does not do enough to
acknowledge what life was like for Walter Peyton after he

(01:40:13):
retired because of all the concussions he had, and they
that he would threaten to kill himself all the time,
he threatened to kill people around him, and that they
think it's all because of CTE, right, and that they
would talk about after games they would pass a bowl
of pill the trainer would come by with pills to

(01:40:34):
just medicate themselves, and that Walter Payton would medicate himself
just to function every day and try to play through
the pain. The bizarre to me how we have this award,
like the Walter Payton Award. Also, he was in a
not great shape because of trauma that he took and
they're just letting two will be like, it's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:40:57):
They don't want to lose their good quarterback. They don't
want to lose their good quarterback.

Speaker 4 (01:41:02):
Yeah, and now it's time for your Dallas Cowboys update,
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Ferguson is expected to play this week after missing the

(01:41:23):
Week two contest. The Cowboys are coming off a forty
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twenty seven of thirty nine passes for two hundred and
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Speaker 7 (01:43:04):
I saw this online and you're talking about getting a job.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
What's a red flag like when applying for a job
that you shouldn't take it?

Speaker 7 (01:43:13):
Okay, red flag when applying for a job. Okay, Lindsey, Uh, are.

Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
You willing to work over time without any extra pay?

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Well? That would be illegal, right, that's a red flag?
All right, GIMPI I say, commit murder? Right, I say
if the manager or managers are like openly like yelling
at the employees, like degrading them and yelling bran stuff

(01:43:46):
like that. Yeah, yeah, I'm be like, Oh, I don't
think this is a place for me to google.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
Two for me popped in my brain. One of them
is you just need to buy all the stuff you're
selling from me, Like, hey, buy all these sheets you're
gonna sell from me. You gotta buy all your inventory now.
And then the other one bebat would be and you'll
make money when you get people to sell under you.
Oh yeah, mL yeah, any of those things would be

(01:44:13):
a massive red flag dream guest to have on the show.
Lindsey Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
It's funny, it's good interview, and he'd probably bring along
some friends like Wolverine, Hugh Grant, Yeah you Grant, Hugh Jackman,
Hugh Jackman, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
Make it a lot more interesting though, Hugh Grant as Wolverine,
Gimpy Snoop dogg Oh Snoop a loop.

Speaker 7 (01:44:49):
He'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
Hey, you know you know that studio in here be
foggy g smogs everywhere he goes. Jimpy's in here for
that interview. Definitely. Elon Musk be a fun interview, which
also could be smoky. I think that's an act. Yeah,

(01:45:15):
best new to you movie you've seen this year? Best
new to you movie you've seen this year. So it
doesn't have to be a brand new movie. But what's
the best new to you movie you've seen this year?

Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
I watched Trap over the weekend, the New m Night Shyamalan.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
With a chanting no Josh Hart where they're at a concert, right, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
Yes, and it was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
It's the best one you've seen so far this year?
Because that's the question.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
As far as thrillers.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
Go, No best new one of all the movies you've seen.

Speaker 4 (01:45:55):
I mean I haven't really seen a lot of new
movies yet, so I mean yeah, I mean that was.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
So far. Okay, you, by far of any of us,
I think, see the most movies. I think, yes, yes,
you're constantly seeing new movies, gimbi. I will recently watch
this movie called Talk to Me. Came out in twenty
twenty two, and it is a it's a scary movie,

(01:46:24):
and bro talk about in tense. The basic premise of
it is like these kids are basically getting high off
of this.

Speaker 7 (01:46:34):
What it is.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
It's like a which doctor's hand, right, who used to
be able to communicate with the dead and then it
got covered in like plaster Paris and like sign passed
on throughout the years or whatever. And you hold onto
the hand, you say talk to me, and like dead
people come around, right, And like there's a point in
this movie where this kid is a younger kid there,
he's like thirteen, fourteen something like that, and he's like,

(01:46:56):
I want to do it. I want to do he
sees all these older kids doing this and having a
good time. Everybody's las what knots and getting freaked out
and blah blah blah. Well he he does it, and
then he ends up talking to one of the girl's
dead moms and then goes a little bit further than
what he should smashes his head on the table, splits
it open, rips his own eyeball out, all kinds of

(01:47:17):
crazy intenseness. Dude, if you haven't seen this movie, take
the time.

Speaker 7 (01:47:21):
To watch it. It is intense. Dolittle okay with Robert
Downey Jr.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
Oh Okay, I don't think I'm seeing that one.

Speaker 7 (01:47:32):
Yeah, I haven't seen a lot of movies.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
Uh. If you were physically put into a video game
and had to beat it in three lives or be
stuck in the game forever, what game would you pick? Okay,
if you were physically put into a video game and
had to beat it in three lives or be stuck
in the game forever, what game would you pick to
be in Lindsey?

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
Well, the original Mario Brothers, that's what you pick. I'm
pretty I mean that's the only one that I've ever beaten,
so I feel like I could probably be inserted into
that and win in three levels. I'd have the best
chance at that so I'll choose that the original.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
Okay, gimpie uh gta man, being stuck in that game
wouldn't necessarily be not a bad take. No, man, you've
got hookers, you've got you know, nice cars, all the
money that you could possibly think of. Murder death, murder,
not just you being killed or whatever dying. But absolutely

(01:48:42):
I think that would be the best game to get
stuck in. Hand out.

Speaker 7 (01:48:49):
Hamburger Time, worker time.

Speaker 4 (01:48:52):
On the phone.

Speaker 7 (01:48:55):
No, it was a video game.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
Or burgered. Maybe it's called Burger Time. Yeah, Burger Time,
sure enough. It's like Donkey Kong, but with different characters
and hamburgers. Yeah, you're just building burgers and there's no
gorilla chase, you know, come to.

Speaker 7 (01:49:13):
Kick your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
But you got lettuce and pickles into me. Yeah after Yeah,
what's something you only get when you eat out at
a restaurant? What's something you never get when you eat
out at a restaurant? So, what's something you get when
you eat out at a restaurant? What's something you never

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get when you eat out at a restaurant?

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
Hm hmm. Something that I never get when I eat out.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
Is meat loaf man wolfgang pucks. When it was here,
that their meat loaf was. And I'm not a meat
loaf guy, but wow, their meat loaf was on another level. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
Something that I only get when I eat out is
probably uh, carne asada. I only I don't make that
at home. I don't. Yeah, I've never made that, so yeah, GIMPI.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
I'm I'm I'm having a tough time understanding this because like,
is it the same thing no matter what restaurant you
go to? Like I don't think it's like a rule
every time.

Speaker 7 (01:50:29):
Right, right, but like you know, like I'm just gonna
say chimmy changa, right, but I can't get a chimmy.

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
Changa if I go to a burger place. No, but
you would never make that at home, so that's not
go out. Okay, that's fair. Then it'd be a chimmy
changa for sure, one hundred percent. And then what's something
that I would never get when I eat out?

Speaker 7 (01:50:48):
Usually it's dessert.

Speaker 1 (01:50:49):
I never really ever get dessert when I go out
to eat anywhere. They always ask me, and I'm like,
I'm I'm good. And usually restaurant desserts like that, I
haven't had good expels aperience. They usually suck. I don't
think that's a bad take. Restaurant desserts, on on rule,
aren't what you're there for, so they don't put a
lot invest a lot into them. They're usually like over

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the top right to get people to buy it. Like
there's I forget where there's one place it's like a cake.
It's got to be eight inches tall. That's too much gig. Yeah, yeah,
I don't hate that. Appetizers. I don't get appetizers really
really no no, no, no, hold on, I got I

(01:51:36):
got this backwards. What's something you only get when you
eat out? Appetizers? Okay, because you really don't do apetizers.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:51:45):
Nobody ever really doesn't know. Unless that is the dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:51:48):
I will they make these uh stuffed mushrooms at like ald.

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
So you're making dinner for the family, you will make
a like an amuse boosh for the table.

Speaker 4 (01:51:59):
Yeah, like my actually, like on Sundays.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
Here's some chips and snack while you're playing watching football
or something. Is not that this is before the meal
you bring out a snack?

Speaker 4 (01:52:09):
Yeah? Really yeah, if we if we have those, like
if I if I pick those up like even during
the week, sometimes before dinner like, I'll have those. If
I know we're going to be eating a light dinner,
I'll make those ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
Yeah, I don't want to make food. While I'm still
making food everybody else is snacking. So appetizer is something
I always get when I eat out at a restaurant.
Something I never get when I eat out at arrest. Uh.
I don't know why I'm jacking this up so much.
And then what's something you never get when you eat out?

(01:52:47):
I typically try not to order things that I can
make at home. Okay, it's like chicken and dumplings. M
something make at home? Really well, I'm not going to
eat out? Yeah, right, right cause I don't want to
either a be better than mine or be like I
can make this at home. Why am I paying this
much for this?

Speaker 7 (01:53:05):
Unless it's pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
Pizzas more of like a mission.

Speaker 7 (01:53:09):
Gotcha?

Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
Okay? And I don't feel like I make the best
pizza I make. I think I make a pretty good pizza,
but I love trying new pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:53:17):
So I have a question. Did you get your glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
A week ago? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:53:23):
Sorry it took me so long to notice.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
It's okay, it's okay. Uh, what's your favorite line from
any movie, lindsay.

Speaker 4 (01:53:36):
H uh, did we just become best friends? It's the
first thing I just thought of?

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
Or no, no, just one? Okay, gimpy. I want to
make sure I get this right. Yes, life's too short
to be pissed off all the time. Hate is baggage?
American history X good one? Well Bay, how come Corbin
doesn't have an intro song like the rest of you?

(01:54:06):
I do? It plays at six? What zombie movie zombies
do you think you could take on? And what zombies
would you give up with? Okay, zombie movies. What zombie
movie zombies do you think you could take and what

(01:54:29):
zombie movies would you give up with?

Speaker 4 (01:54:32):
Lindsay, Okay, the zombie. I don't think I would have
a chance against I am legend zombies. Were those really zombies.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Though they implied they were?

Speaker 4 (01:54:48):
Yeah, okay? Or World War Z.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
Yeah? They were so fast, yes, and during the day.

Speaker 4 (01:54:59):
No chance against them. But oh the zombie movie that
was kind of humorous with the two guys that were
drinking the beer and they're in the tavern, h the
two best friends? What is it? One of the dead zombies?

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I probably have a chance against them.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
Gimbi.

Speaker 7 (01:55:24):
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say as well, since
we can't do like The Walking Dead, it's not a movie,
you know. I want something slow moving.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
I feel like I can take on and I feel
like those Sean of the Dead zombies. I mean, come on,
they beat them off.

Speaker 7 (01:55:39):
With a cricket bat and one of the scenes there,
so I think my chances are pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
Why why cricket bats really wimpy?

Speaker 7 (01:55:48):
Well, no, they're just oddly shaped, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
And the fact that you can just sit there with
two guys in a circle, you know, and beat off
zombies with bats all day. So I think I have
a chance to this. And definitely the World Wars those
fast moons, some bitches that can climb I'm out. Yeah,
I'm out. Yeah, that's immediately. I'm I'll just give a
different answer. I feel like the twenty eight Days Later
zombies I might have a chance with. I don't. I'm

(01:56:13):
only just picking it because it's a different answer than
Seawann of the Dead, because I agree Sean the Dead
feels like the slowest ones and there is no way
I want to mess with World Wars. The zombies, dude,
they piled on top of each other and took down
a helicopter.

Speaker 7 (01:56:27):
Yeah yeah, I'm good on all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
Yeah, hard pass. But but but if I got cancer, okay,
they would avoid me. Fair because that's what we find
out is that when you get a virus, the zombies
will avoid you because remember Brad Pitt's character goes and

(01:56:51):
gets chicken box or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
Yeah right right, But cancer is not a virus.

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
I don't remember. If it's some sickness, yeah, right right.
I don't want these zombies to get me. Somebody give
me aids.

Speaker 7 (01:57:02):
Turn around, right.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
What is the most irrational superstition you have, Lindsey pick one?

Speaker 4 (01:57:15):
Yeah, m breaking a mirror will give you seven years
bad luck.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
Sure, gimbi, I don't really have any superstitions.

Speaker 7 (01:57:30):
The mirror thing doesn't bother me. Black cats walking in
front of me, cats don't bother me.

Speaker 1 (01:57:36):
You said cats, right, yes, yeah, we're gonna check the tape.

Speaker 7 (01:57:39):
Black cats walking in front of me doesn't bother me.

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
Because I'm afraid of the one I think you said
walking in front of me.

Speaker 13 (01:57:47):
Yeah, yes, I don't want those walking in front of
me either or behind me, for that fact, especially the
ones that like near me.

Speaker 1 (01:57:59):
In the in the flag shine mermle real, I get
pretty scared. I guess I have to pass on that
because I don't really have any superstitions. I don't have
like walking under a ladder, throwing saw on your bearing,
none of those. But all the light switches have to

(01:58:19):
be down, like they all have to be in the
same position. So if you have a three way switch,
they all have to be down. That's not a superstition, though,
is it. Oh yeah, no, no, oh yeah maybe in
your own head, there's not. Yeah, yeah, there's not like
some you know, wives tale, right right right. I just
didn't know if there was like a fourteen ninety six
folk lore of all the lights.

Speaker 4 (01:58:39):
There might be, but in your mind, So what will
happen if they're not right?

Speaker 7 (01:58:44):
The world will implode?

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
Yeah, right, name it. Yeah, I don't know, but whatever
happens will be that.

Speaker 4 (01:58:53):
Yeah, it'll be because of it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:55):
Yeah, don't think when like something happens like my I
blow a tire in my car or whatever, I'm like
light switch, light switch, son of a bitch. Where Yeah,
we walk into houses. I see that. Yeah, I'm way
over obsessive about it. For no, I will literally walk
across the room to try and get them all the

(01:59:15):
match is anybody else's house?

Speaker 4 (01:59:19):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:59:20):
No Star Wars prequels or sequels neither.

Speaker 4 (01:59:30):
I'm not a fan. Not my jam.

Speaker 1 (01:59:35):
Gimpie sequels, man, I like the original ones. I don't
think I've seen any of the prequels. I've seen one
of them, the Jar Jar Binks one. I have not
seen any of the others, So I guess sequels. Tater Sauce
and fish sticks gross.

Speaker 7 (01:59:55):
S Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce. Sure, tatar sauce sounds something
totally different.

Speaker 1 (02:00:02):
Yeah, isn't that vodka that tater juice.

Speaker 4 (02:00:08):
Tartar sauce is good. I don't like when they put
dyll in it, though. Not a fan of tartar sauce
with the dill.

Speaker 1 (02:00:14):
That's what It's just mayonnaise and like dial relish, No.

Speaker 4 (02:00:17):
No, no, sweet relish. It's better.

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
Oh so relish just not okay, Gimpi. Tartar sauce and
fish sticks gross, I don't think so. I think when
you're eating fish sticks you have to have tartar sauce
to go with it because.

Speaker 7 (02:00:30):
The fish sticks are so bland.

Speaker 1 (02:00:32):
Oh, I mean, I've had with like vinegar like red
white vinegar, and it's really good. Depends on tartar tartar sauce,
like they're all different. I've had some that I'm like,
Hell's no, like Lindsay's saying sweet, I don't like sweet
tartar sauce. I don't think it's very good. But I

(02:00:54):
don't like sweet relish at all. So to me, the
way to eat fish dicks is with wonderbread and a
slice of American cheese.

Speaker 7 (02:01:03):
Hey, it's just a fishtick sandwich at that point, Hell
yeah it is. I don't think I've met a fish sandwich.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
I didn't like scuba diving bang Mary Kills, scuba diving,
sky diving, splunking parentheses caves for those that don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:01:23):
Killing splunking huh, just like yesterday going into the caves.
Not over that. No, too scary, don't want to do it.
Skydiving for me also scary, but I think I would

(02:01:44):
try it, so I would, I would do it. So
I'm going to bang skydiving, and I'm gonna marry scuba
diving because I feel like it's a bit safer and
I love being underwater.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
Gimpy. Uh. Basically, the same thing. I'm killing off spelunking
because tight spaces, caves collapsing up said caves.

Speaker 7 (02:02:11):
I don't want to be in there when that some
bitch comes down.

Speaker 1 (02:02:15):
I'm good. I'm good on that and my fat ass
gets stuck. Oh yeah, you can make it in there,
and then I get stuck on the hips, right, I'm good.
I would bang skydiving. I've already been skydiving once, so
I've hit that bitch one time already, and I would
do it again without a problem. I would totally marry

(02:02:36):
scuba diving. I've never gone ever before, but I feel
like there's a lot more you can you can do
when you're scuba diving, so far as different lakes, bodies
of water, the ocean, the depths. You know. Sky diving,
you're just jumping out of a plane at a certain height.

Speaker 7 (02:02:54):
Yeah, sure it might get a little bit higher or whatever, you.

Speaker 1 (02:02:57):
Know, but it's basically the same thing. But I feel
with scuba diving, you're gonna see a lot more. I
could go out to Lake Sky it took scuba div
into that, son of a bitch, and see what's at
the bottom of the there. Go to the ocean, same thing,
see all the wildlife, see the sunken ships and planes
and whatnots from.

Speaker 7 (02:03:18):
History of Earth.

Speaker 1 (02:03:19):
So I would totally be all in on some scuba diving.
I think what you see from all these is subjectives.
Somebody might be like, oh, seeing what's underwater might be
really cool. Some people might be like, hey, seeing a
bat a bunch of bat poop sounds fun. Yes, I'm
just saying it's subjective. They all this is a really
good one because they're all pretty much equal amounts of

(02:03:40):
massive danger. Yeah, yeah, right, in terms of oxygen mixture,
losing your oxygen and animal attacking you, being in a cave,
no oxygen collapse, a breaking your ankle, slipping, Oh god, right,
there's so many getting lost, there's so many fat skydiving obviously,

(02:04:02):
malfunction hitting the ground. Now that I'm thinking about skydiving
might be the safest plenty of boxy jen I'm number
of things that could go wrong one, yeah, your shoot
doesn't open. Number of things that go wrong in the
others multiple. Okay, I'm changing my answer. So I'm killing
off splunking. I have no desire to do that. I'll

(02:04:24):
bang some scuba diving and then I'll marry skydiving. The
longevity I think is there now that we've talked that out.
I thought they were pretty even, But now that I've
talked it out, skid. I mean, the plane could go
down on your way up, but the boat crash on
your way to scuba diving. Your car could wreck on
the way to splunking. So I think that does all
pan out. Yeah, all right, we got to take a break.

(02:04:45):
We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (02:04:46):
More of the Big Men Morning Show is next ninety.

Speaker 1 (02:05:09):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. This is
gonna be fun. We were talking about bang Mary kill, skydiving, spelunking,
scuba diving. Right, these are bad stories from each of
those spelunking. How about being stuck in a cave and

(02:05:36):
a downpour happens and the cave fills with water. You
really don't think about that?

Speaker 7 (02:05:41):
Not on our list of concerns. We're worried about getting
stuck in a hole because we're.

Speaker 1 (02:05:47):
One time in the Dominican Republic, we went on this
expedition with a group of people and we walked down
this path. It wasn't a cave. We weren't splunking. There
were no helmets, no repelling gear or anything like that.
It was a hike, and but we went down these
kind of like naturely made steps down into this cavern,

(02:06:08):
if you will, and you could look up and it
was like an r I mean, it was amazing that
if a wave came it would have filled that. I
didn't even think about it until reading this story of
how much danger we potentially could have been in. Oh,
it never floods around here. Uh huh until it does. Yeah.

(02:06:30):
So there's a spelunking one. Here's a scuba diving one.
I was eighteen winters down when my air went bad.
I had a weird metallic sugary taste. I started losing consciousness.
I pointed myself up, pulled my buoyancy compensator, and about
six meters from the surface, I blacked out. When I

(02:06:52):
woke up, I was being hauled to the dive boat.
I blew both my ear drums. Haven't been able to
dive since. Damn.

Speaker 7 (02:06:59):
Okay, I get that pressure gets to you. Sure you
get the bends?

Speaker 1 (02:07:07):
Yeah? Is that is that the bens that that just believe?

Speaker 7 (02:07:11):
So I believe.

Speaker 4 (02:07:12):
So if you blow your ear drums out, that's.

Speaker 7 (02:07:15):
Sixty feet by the way, they were.

Speaker 4 (02:07:17):
Is that repairable?

Speaker 1 (02:07:22):
I I yeah, okay. So my youngest has a torn
ear drum and it has healed, but she is likely
to have another tear. So I think when you blow
your your ear drums, it does he They can put
like a patch on it and it can heal, but
it doesn't. They're less strong. If I'm not mistaken. I

(02:07:46):
can't imagine it feels good, right right, I can't. I
would imagine snot would start rolling out of your ears,
as well as probably blood. Yeah, yeah, that doesn't sound.
So there's there's scuba diving. Uh went tandem. The shot
shoot opened. I blocked out from the whiplash, woke up

(02:08:10):
to the guy struggling with the lines. I couldn't talk
or breathe because my back, arms, necks, and legs were
in so much pain. He says, in a completely calm voice,
We're gonna have to cut away from our main here
and use our backup. I say, yes, you do what
you gotta do. He cuts the shoote We fall down

(02:08:32):
about five hundred meters. The backup deploys just fine. We
land in a field to try and go find our
main shoot. He gets it. He gets up, collectes the
collects the backup shoot and kisses it like a crazy person.
That was his first jump after twenty two thousand jumps,
and now he's done twenty two hundred jumps. Okay, See,

(02:08:54):
I don't think that that's that bad, especially tandem, right,
because they they are the professionals. They know what they're doing,
They know how to handle that situation. Yeah, they know
what to do should an emergency or eyes, Yes exactly. Yes,
if you're by yourself and that happens, and the first time,
let's say it's your first solo jump and that happens.

Speaker 7 (02:09:13):
Oh man, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:09:16):
Here's the thing though, who packed the main shoot that
didn't deploy correctly?

Speaker 7 (02:09:21):
That's good?

Speaker 1 (02:09:23):
The tandem, right, the guy who's supposed to know all right, well,
then who backed back to the backup right? The same guy? Wow,
what's chances of it happening twice?

Speaker 7 (02:09:33):
Right? These are all things that goes through my mind.

Speaker 1 (02:09:35):
The other thing is there's something about like, hey, this
thing that's supposed to save us, I'm gonna cut it free.
We're gonna do we're we're doing a mulligan. Yeah, as
you're free flying, falling, free falling with nothing attached for
at least five hundred.

Speaker 7 (02:09:53):
That's gonna be scary.

Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
Yeah, here's another one.

Speaker 7 (02:09:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:09:58):
I was on a beach dive with my parents round Scoobigan.
I was on a beach dive with my parents, having
swum from the beach out to a small reef and
then descending. It was only a few minutes after getting
down to the reef that something started going on with
my parents. My mother was agitated and clutching her chest.
We surfaced, she started spitting up dark liquid and was
struggling to breathe. It was a busy beach. We inflated

(02:10:21):
an emergency booy. Lifeguards rushed out, carried her to the shore.
An ambulance was waiting. Turned out she had swimmers edema
induced by greater pressure. Things turned out fine, but we
had a medical emergency underwater in the ocean. That's a
level of scary. I don't recommend. It wasn't even a
deep dive.

Speaker 4 (02:10:41):
You'll pass.

Speaker 1 (02:10:44):
Changing your mind.

Speaker 4 (02:10:45):
Noone witness that.

Speaker 1 (02:10:47):
Yeah, someone else, someone you love, spitting a dark fluid
out of their mouths is not probably an awesome visual, right.
How about another skydiving one? Okay, I was an average
jumper for nine years got my A, B, and C
licenses and coaching rating. One of these expert people GIMPI
was having trust in. A reason I quit is I

(02:11:09):
went to a lot of funerals. As someone else here
pointed out, the safest, safest, the safest people are the
students and tandem passengers. There's so many safety backups built
into student gear. Almost all the fatalities people I knew
were due to overconfidence and experienced jumpers taking unnecessary chances.

(02:11:30):
Yeah that makes sense. I witnessed many accidents but no fatalities.
I would think that makes sense in any field. Yeah,
I still feel like skydiving is the safest from all
of them. You're probably right. You don't go scuba diving
attached to somebody else, right, right, you know a professional

(02:11:50):
who's been scuba diving many a times before. There are
people that have got they have fallen from the earth
and bounced on the earth and survived. Yeah, for sure,
I don't want to try. The number of people that
descend and their oxygen depletes or gets messed up, or
they're you know, their their ear drums explode and all
these other problems feel like not awesome, right.

Speaker 7 (02:12:15):
Yeah, but imagine swimming with the whales and the sharks
in the sea line.

Speaker 1 (02:12:18):
I don't want to swim with a whale, they're bigger
than a bus.

Speaker 4 (02:12:21):
Right, And I don't want to swim with the sharks.

Speaker 1 (02:12:25):
So reading this, apparently now they have this thing called
a shark shield, which is something like something the guy
that slaps tape on stuff sells in the middle of
the night. But it's a It's like it's like a
piece of metal that emits a spark and it freaks
the sharks out and they take off, kind of like
bear spray if you know what bear spray is. It
helps him to turn. Yes, I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (02:12:44):
Oh, they're like, yeah, that doesn't scare me.

Speaker 1 (02:12:47):
Right, one adventurous, one adventurous shark who's like the Connor
McGregor sharks. You're like, ah, damn it, I got a
shark and needs to prove cocaine exactly. Alright, we gotta
take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (02:13:02):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, A big morning show,
Tulsa's rock station.

Speaker 1 (02:13:22):
Good Morning, It's a big mad morning show. Lindsay, what'd
you learn today?

Speaker 4 (02:13:27):
I learned I'm never skydiving and I've don't know if
it was the same sex toy involved, but I've never
seen a repeat offender be so literal about it.

Speaker 1 (02:13:37):
Can be what you learn today. I learned that in
Cuba their pesos like to let their tops down because
they're convertible pesos. Yeah. Yeah. I also learned that at any
point in time in your life, it could turn around.
The next thing you know, you're living underneath the bridge
because your wife left you and the kids hate you,
and alse got foreclosed, and that's just life. I learned
I have the biggest house. Lindsay's over there in her

(02:13:59):
reading room and so serving appetizers before dinner. So learn
Ghimpie feels like if the zombies were at the bar,
he could definitely beat him off. Corbin saying, make sure
the dishwashers loaded.

Speaker 4 (02:14:10):
Right, it's Lindsay, stop tracking my cycle, Daddy?

Speaker 1 (02:14:20):
Can I get all?

Speaker 2 (02:14:32):
This should be no.

Speaker 1 (02:14:35):
Make noise.

Speaker 8 (02:14:39):
Interpassword Cory new Messages.

Speaker 14 (02:14:43):
The Big Mad Morning Show would like to take a
minute to thank troops from Oklahoma and all over the
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Speaker 8 (02:14:47):
These soldiers have sacrificed. Give the Big Mad Morning Show
before you the back like the total douchebags that they
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Speaker 1 (02:14:58):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 7 (02:15:01):
You rock and roll.

Speaker 8 (02:15:05):
I blessed Tulsa. We try it.

Speaker 14 (02:15:07):
Boy, I don't know what it is about.

Speaker 1 (02:15:25):
I'm going to the bathroom every time I need to go.
There's always someone in there cleaning every time. Well, would
you rather go into a dirty, stinky bathroom? To be honest,
The majority of the time I go in there, it's dirty,
so it's not like I'm reaping the benefits of a
clean bathroom. You get the smell of fabuloso?

Speaker 7 (02:15:47):
Is that what that smell is?

Speaker 1 (02:15:48):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, like the smell of fabuloso. It's good.

Speaker 7 (02:15:53):
It's too strong for me really, yeah, pine salt type
of girls.

Speaker 1 (02:15:58):
Yeah, I'm a vinegar smell, like that's what I want.

Speaker 7 (02:16:01):
Yeah, yeah, because it goes away really fast.

Speaker 1 (02:16:04):
Okay, okay, Well two eaches their own body like some
people like bleach. What what is the fabuloso thing? Is that?

Speaker 7 (02:16:11):
Like like your mom used fabuloso? No, I just discovered
it ten years ago something like that.

Speaker 1 (02:16:21):
Yeah. Yeah, And I just like the smells like this
smells delicious. It doesn't it's not overpowering like pine salt is,
you know, it's not overpowering as in like you know,
like bleaches, you know, and I'm like, yeah, it just
it just smells good. But much like you know, those
are the products you just walk in and you're like, yes,
it smells clean. It smells like somebody's been cleaning, and

(02:16:42):
to me, it smells like someone's trying to make it
smell clean. Yeah, okay, okay. To me, real clean is
a neutral smell. Okay, if it smells like if I
go into a bar and it smells like ammonia or bleach,
I'm like.

Speaker 4 (02:16:54):
Ah, fuck, yeah someone threw up.

Speaker 1 (02:16:56):
Yeah no, so they're trying to cover up another smell. Right,
if you go into a sex shop and it smells
like bleach, that's a total different story. I'm just saying,
what smell do you want a sex shop to be
like when you go in? Okay, that's not fun, okay,
because like I go into a pizza place, I wanted
to smell like a pizza place.

Speaker 7 (02:17:16):
I want to smell Italian food or the oven.

Speaker 1 (02:17:18):
Right, if I go into an Italian place, I want
a barbecue place. I want to smell like hickory or
cherrywood or the smoke, right, Like, that's what I want.
If I go into a steakhouse, I want it to
smell like grilling. Right.

Speaker 4 (02:17:32):
So if you're going to a sex shop, do you
want it to smell like sex smells.

Speaker 1 (02:17:37):
Like but in line with everything else? Yes, it should.
It should.

Speaker 7 (02:17:42):
I think maybe you know, when you get like a
new pool inflatable right, or an inflatable pool smell of latex. Yeah,
I think that's a good smell, or leather or combination
of the two, you know, leather and latex, I think
is good for a sex shop smell.

Speaker 1 (02:18:01):
Okay, what about you, Lindy, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:18:03):
That's not bad. I was thinking more of like a
some sort of scented candle that kind of puts you
in the mood.

Speaker 1 (02:18:11):
Oh okay, I don't even think about that. Yeah, well,
I mean I think that's a whole other question. Right,
I was thinking cotton candy, because what's a smell? What
is the smell you want to smell for a turn
on smell? Like if you what is the smell that
is a sex smell? Not the smell of sex, right,
Like a desperation and musk? Yeah? Alcohol, yeah, depression, regret, No, like,

(02:18:37):
what is a smell that You're like, yes, because to
me it's cotton candy. Okay, So for the worst reason possible,
your lady sprays on some gotten candy body spray.

Speaker 7 (02:18:46):
You're like, oh, I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:18:48):
Yeah, yeah, I don't smell red door and go fuck yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:18:52):
Right, Like yeah, like a good cologne.

Speaker 1 (02:18:54):
Okay, lindsay a good cologne. It feels like a pretty
broad stroke cool water? Does it for you? You said
a cologne, A good cologne. A lot of people think
that's a good colone. That's why they still sell.

Speaker 4 (02:19:07):
It, right right, I like savage is a good one.

Speaker 1 (02:19:09):
I don't even know what that is. Who makes that?

Speaker 4 (02:19:13):
I don't know who makes it?

Speaker 1 (02:19:16):
Please tell your man.

Speaker 4 (02:19:18):
He does when I feel like buying it for him,
he won't buy it because it's too expensive. But I
don't know who makes it.

Speaker 7 (02:19:30):
Smell that's sexy, that's fun, right, because like, oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:19:35):
It's two hundred and fifty five dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:19:38):
No, not everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:19:40):
I mean they sell it also at Walmart, So I
don't know know they don't. You're right, because I'm just
looking at fucking Walmart and making that up.

Speaker 4 (02:19:48):
You can't get it at Walmart.

Speaker 1 (02:19:50):
There's a lot of things they say they sell Walmar
like online. Yeah, right, that you don't get in the store.
It's still the same thing. Yeah, for sure, for sure.

Speaker 7 (02:19:59):
A smell that's ex fucking chocolate chip cookies are always good, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:20:04):
Vanilla vanilla?

Speaker 7 (02:20:06):
Yeah, yeah, Bacon is a good smell, Like can you
walk into a house, it's like, hey, you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:20:12):
Just kind of get my dick card dolls. Yeah, you're
absolutely right, And it's a good smell. I love it.
And if my wife was making bacon, be like, fuck yeah,
but I'm not like you're gonna fucking get it tonight
because you're making some fucking thick bacon.

Speaker 7 (02:20:25):
I uh uh god. This was years years, years ago,
years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:20:30):
Fuck I was still I was in my early thirties
at this point, and maybe I just turned thirty anyhow,
So there was this gal at the bar that I
was you know, con I was talking with or whatnots
and uh, you know, they have these parties, pheromone parties, right,
you know what I'm talking about. They're called Pheromone parties.

(02:20:50):
And this is it'll all makes sense here in a minute.
But at these pheromone parties and I've seen this on
the TV. And you just go up and you sniff
the right there at the base their neck, right and
that you know, if if if you were you know,
you find that smell pleasant, then you guys are a match.

Speaker 7 (02:21:09):
All right, You guys should stop and talk.

Speaker 1 (02:21:11):
But are you spritsing?

Speaker 7 (02:21:13):
No, you're not spreads sying.

Speaker 1 (02:21:14):
This is your natural scent, because everybody has a natural scent,
right and uh, And so I had seen that on
the television. And then I was talking to this girl
and and I go without her fucking noticing, which is
creepy as fuck, by the way when I say that loud,
But you know we're talking or whatever, so it's not,

(02:21:34):
you know, we're a courting I guess that's the word
to go with there.

Speaker 7 (02:21:39):
And she smelled like a crazy fucking pork chop.

Speaker 1 (02:21:42):
And I said, oh, this isn't gonna work at all whatsoever.

Speaker 7 (02:21:47):
And I fucking left.

Speaker 1 (02:21:48):
I left.

Speaker 7 (02:21:49):
But yeah, bacon pork chops not a good sexy smell.

Speaker 1 (02:21:55):
That's that's interesting because I think a fair like that
type of thing like that is like my wife. I know,
my wife's smelling weird to say, but it's like over time,
I've learned that smell. Now, maybe on a subconscious level,
there was some pheromone thing that I couldn't detect, that
I couldn't identify as a smell, right, Like that subconsciously

(02:22:19):
I picked up on, but overwhelmingly you're like going, I
don't know if that would.

Speaker 7 (02:22:27):
Have worked a little weird, but you know, I mean
people do all kinds of things when it comes to dating,
weird shit, you know, just trying something different, and I'd
seen that. I was like, well, that's fucking that's weird.

Speaker 1 (02:22:39):
No, you're right, if you are single and you are
in dire knee, if you want to advance the timetable
of meeting someone, you will start believing bullshit like horoscopes, right,
or pheromone parties or it's destiny because we both fucking
swiped right, Bro the fuck it is y right, Sometimes

(02:23:01):
it works sometimes, whatever the case is. But yeah, when
when you want to break that dry spell, we like,
we talked to that listener, you know, for our listeners
or ROSM. He's like, I've been on a bit of
a dry spell, you know, And it's like seemed like
he had been on a bit of a dry spell
for like a year. So Yeah, if that's the case,
you're going to go to these silly parties or whatever
it is to to make that happen. Not for me though, right,

(02:23:23):
maybe there is some people that do it because they
just that's they don't want to go to a bar,
and that's their way to meet people. By the way,
I don't think there's anything wrong with speed dating, Pharamen.

Speaker 7 (02:23:33):
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:34):
Now, whatever works for you. If you want to speed
up the prince, you know, speed up or try to
change life's natural decisions, then so be it. We want
all the wars. Go do whatever you want. Yeah, but
I think that when you try to force things is
when it never it rarely works out. YEA, Well, I
think I've never done the speed dating. I've only seen

(02:23:56):
it on movies and television or whatever, and I'm like, uh, okay,
I've never been one to go to like I've seen this.
I've seen it at a fucking church here in town,
and it was like singles night or whatever on like
Tuesdays or whatever, where they they meet in the fellowship
hall and that's that's, you know, gather together and hopefully

(02:24:17):
you can get a date from there. Never was one
for those either. No, I feel like at a church,
like I'm like, it's like when you go to a
state a resort, and then they also want to talk
to about a timeshare, Like there's this other thing they
want to do, right, which is I get it if
you if that's your thing, you don't care about that,
But I'm not interested. I'm here to speed date.

Speaker 7 (02:24:36):
Before we get to the bitches, have you taken Jesus
Christ as your personal lord?

Speaker 1 (02:24:41):
I don't think like speed through the process, but I
think speed dating is so fascinating. Meeting people that way
is so like trying to decide whether you want to
hang out with someone or have go on a date
or take you to the next level or whatever. That
looks like, how that's so weird and how many people
look down on it so much? Right, But then they'll

(02:25:02):
open an app on their phone, never meet the person,
only talk to them in their fakeness in a fake
picture with dogs or from above or whatever, and then
they'll go and fuck like, yeah, that's completely Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:25:17):
I don't have to get dressed up and be around
all these other people that are in the same Lacina
conference room. You know, nerves and whatnots. It's easier to
hide behind a keyboard and a screen than it is
to have to go and face all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:25:31):
Yeah, that's why I think about like when the pheromone
thing you're bringing up and people go, what's your it's
your natural it's the neanderthal back like the old like,
fuck all that. What are you talking about? You're wearing clothes, goddamnit, right,
you're using a pencil fucking paper. That isn't there's nothing
old school animalistic about what you're doing.

Speaker 7 (02:25:53):
No, And you got to keep in mind those cabmen
probably smelled like ass.

Speaker 1 (02:25:56):
Yeah, yeah, asked sweaty, asked rack example.

Speaker 4 (02:26:00):
Gross dirt. No.

Speaker 1 (02:26:03):
I think about that too when you watch this is
an interesting thing because we were talking about uh, Game
of Thrones and those type of shows and how they
show them, and they would show them with like giant food,
food spreads. What the fuck are you talking about? They
had a couple basic things, that's it right, right. There
was no fucking spices, not in the spectrum that we

(02:26:24):
understand them. No, No, because all that was still fresh
and new.

Speaker 7 (02:26:26):
That's spice trade.

Speaker 1 (02:26:28):
Yes, you know. Yeah, And even then it was a
commodity like it wasn't. You didn't just fucking throw salt
on something or fucking cinnamon. Most expensive salt ever. Yeah, yeah,
but you're a king, you're gonna afford that. Yes, But
the food it wasn't like it was like a fish
and some sort of avian thing maybe, right, mostly brothy stuff.

Speaker 7 (02:26:50):
Right, Maybe you'll get you a deer or something like that,
or a bore.

Speaker 1 (02:26:56):
Definitely, Sweets were a rare commodity. Yeah, oh yeah. The
idea of beers, right, and monks and their ability to
make beer is based off of getting nutrients and vitamins
and things in a beverage form when they were fasting,
so like that's why they drank so much. Then, Yeah,
I like thinking about when people like, oh the old

(02:27:18):
times you can do about the fucking sod roof and
the amount of water and trying to find a log,
people like, oh the log cabin that looks awesome.

Speaker 7 (02:27:26):
What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:27:29):
Log? Gammon? Finding a log, cutting it down, moving it
to where you're at, debarking it.

Speaker 7 (02:27:37):
Right, it's a lot of hard work.

Speaker 4 (02:27:39):
And lifting identical to that one, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:27:42):
And doing that ninety times by yourself. Also not trying
to die it's fucking wild to think about that to
me when we're like the good old days, like fuck
that air conditioning all day. Yeah, I was just trying
to look and see, like, what were you typical food's
been for for like kings and stuff like that, And yeah,

(02:28:03):
you're right, basic stuff, you know, roasted or served in pies.
A lot of pies back then, not pie in the
sense that you think of cobbler or it's just a
fucking like more of a but not a type of thing, right,
or like a shepherd's pie or something of that effect.
Yea lamb venison and swan. We're the most swan. That

(02:28:24):
sounds so gross.

Speaker 7 (02:28:26):
We have duck, we have goose, but we have a swan.

Speaker 4 (02:28:30):
Which is protected.

Speaker 1 (02:28:31):
Now, you swan, I fucking wish we could fuck swans. Right.

Speaker 4 (02:28:37):
What a swan ever do to you?

Speaker 1 (02:28:38):
They fucking peck at you when you go near them.
They're like they try to bite you like ducks. Ducks,
same thing. That's why duck's delicious. Geseespecially this geese out
there at the bass pro there, That's what I'm saying.
If we could, you know, lop their heads off and
eat them and be all right with cock what is
a geese or a swan? They're They're a duck with
a fucking complex. Like right, they's got this giant fucking ego,

(02:29:00):
Like I'm a fun fucking bigger than a duck.

Speaker 7 (02:29:01):
Fuck you, I'm bigger, and I go move.

Speaker 4 (02:29:04):
I'm gonna cross this road and take my sweet ass
time doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:07):
Yeah, tall, fucking short, long neck, fuck you are't you? Yeah?
Duck is good. Though I have never had duck.

Speaker 7 (02:29:15):
I never had seriously like it. I see it at
the grocery store, right, and I'm like, m, maybe next time.
I always pass it up.

Speaker 1 (02:29:24):
And I don't know if it's the fear of making
it and fucking it all up and then ruining my
taste for duck and I'll never have duck ever again, sure,
you know, or the fact that I don't know how
to cook it. There's a lot of things I go
in there. Sometimes it's the price factor. The price is
the one thing that I don't reason why I don't
get Lamb. I see Lamb there, Lamb chops, Lamb shank
and all the shit I've had Lamb before. Lamb's really
fucking good. But you know, I'm not paying sixty bucks

(02:29:47):
for those rack. I don't disagree. Fu damn, I don't disagree.
I think if you're gonna have duck or lamb and
you've never made it, fucking let someone else do it.

Speaker 7 (02:29:55):
Yeah, that's a good way.

Speaker 1 (02:29:57):
You know you're getting it the way it's supposed to be,
rather than you're like, ah, fuck, I saw it on.
Hold on, let me pull up my YouTube. Could make
duck breast. Yeah. I like duck. To me, it's like
a it's like a a really good piece of dark
meat on chicken.

Speaker 7 (02:30:12):
Okay, okay, but with it's.

Speaker 1 (02:30:15):
With fat, like I don't know how to describe it,
but it's more of a dark meat that's so goddamn good.

Speaker 7 (02:30:19):
I've never had duck nor goose.

Speaker 4 (02:30:22):
Goose is trash.

Speaker 1 (02:30:24):
They playing a game.

Speaker 4 (02:30:28):
To make goose good is to grind it and make
gooseburger out of it.

Speaker 7 (02:30:31):
Okay. I do like to arrange them at the Walmart
in the freezer section though, so it says dug, dug goose.

Speaker 1 (02:30:39):
So the next person, do they sell goose at the store? Yeah,
and duck and duck. I thought that because I thought
you had to go to some.

Speaker 7 (02:30:47):
High end specialty store Ryan to get this stuff and
I'm like, it's in the fucking freezer bind at the Walmart,
not the one that I cracked my head on, but
you know, I like it there.

Speaker 1 (02:30:56):
There are certain things I won't buy a Walmart, and
I feel like duck would be one of them. And
it's not a knock against Walmart. It's I just can't
imagine there's that much Walmart getting churned through. So I
don't know how long it's been in the goddamn freezer section.
It's like buying certain Asian foods. I'm going to the
Asian market to buy it because I know it says

(02:31:17):
it sat on the shelf for nine days, and like,
well fuck it. When that one's gone, we're not ordering anymore.

Speaker 7 (02:31:22):
Because no one goddamn orders it.

Speaker 1 (02:31:24):
Yeah apparently, I mean they've been doing it for a
while and they keep it in stock. So I guess
people do like the Walmart duck. I guess I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:31:32):
Know what kind of duck is.

Speaker 1 (02:31:34):
Never does it matter?

Speaker 7 (02:31:36):
Like what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (02:31:37):
Yeah? Like there's different I mean there's Is it a mallard?

Speaker 1 (02:31:41):
Does it make a difference?

Speaker 4 (02:31:42):
Is it a blueing teal?

Speaker 1 (02:31:44):
Does it make a difference?

Speaker 4 (02:31:45):
It tastes different?

Speaker 7 (02:31:46):
Well, I think there's would be like farm ducks, you know,
like you know, like cattle farms and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (02:31:52):
Yeah. Yeah, but that's like chicken, right, Like there's different
there's different ritals of chicken. And you don't go to
the store and go, ah, fuck this this is fucking
and uh poofy poofy or whatever the chicken names are, right,
or cow like, no, this is Eastern fucking cow, right right.

Speaker 7 (02:32:09):
It's just it's just fucking beef. We say that, but
that's just what they tell us it is. It could
be fucking horse meat for all we know.

Speaker 1 (02:32:17):
Right, right, but it's like like wagoo beef or whatever.
I'm like, yeah, it's fine to me. It's not worth
the money you get on it. I don't think it
cooks that well, like you know steak when you get
it rare and it gets the red in it.

Speaker 7 (02:32:30):
Oh my god. Right, Okay, so just a quick Google
search says it's a white peking duck p e k
peking peking Okay, that is sold in most most commercially Yeah,
peking peking ducks.

Speaker 4 (02:32:47):
So like what you would get from like Asian restaurants.

Speaker 1 (02:32:51):
Sure, peaking duck at a restaurant is like a certain
way it's cooked with the head on it.

Speaker 7 (02:32:58):
If I'm not mistaken, it's got the fucking leave the goddamn.

Speaker 1 (02:33:00):
Head on it. It says this white pecking duck. Pecking
duck is the most widely used breed since it has
a tender, mild flavor that is not gaming like other
types of duck.

Speaker 7 (02:33:12):
Market Okay, it's just there.

Speaker 1 (02:33:17):
But I think every animal species has different types. Like
you don't go to a shrip's place and go is
this a fucking Jamaican prawn? Is this a Thailand prawn?

Speaker 7 (02:33:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:33:28):
Is it a tiger? You don't you know? I don't
fucking know. I got this from Louisiana Bubble Gump Shrimp Company.
Come on now, I think it's only been ten years
since I realized there are different levels of crab. Wow, okay, right,
there's king crab, there's blue crab, there's soft shell crab.
All different, They all taste different, apparently, I guess you right.
You think a crab, you think of the long legs. Yeah, no,

(02:33:49):
that's just one type, just one type of crab of
a fucking sea bug.

Speaker 7 (02:33:53):
Okay, see cockroach.

Speaker 1 (02:33:55):
Yeah, things we eat that were like that's so awesome. Yeah,
rolls and swine. Yeah, like that's not that great, but
it is the most delicious fucking animal. Out of all
the animals that I've ever eaten, I'd have to say pig.
Maybe that's the top five, top five animals to eat.

Speaker 4 (02:34:12):
You.

Speaker 7 (02:34:13):
It's the most versatile. You know, you can eat almost
any part in every part of a pig. They don't
do that with calbo.

Speaker 1 (02:34:19):
Yeah they do. Yeah, cow tongue, that tongue. Nobody's eating
fucking pig tongue. We yes, but you eat pig ear,
but people.

Speaker 7 (02:34:27):
Don't exactly if they don't eat cowliers.

Speaker 1 (02:34:29):
They eat fucking pig feet. Right, you don't eat horse feet.

Speaker 7 (02:34:33):
That I know of, Right, they do have well oxtail,
same basic thing.

Speaker 1 (02:34:39):
Okay, have you ever had oxyd No?

Speaker 7 (02:34:42):
I see it at the store and I'm like, I
have no idea what I'm going to use this for,
so I don't ever get it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:47):
Cheek This might be the most weirdest thing I've ever eaten.
Been like, fuck, that is good. Yeah, cheek on goats,
cheek on horses. Was it like Tobazer or some shit
like that, or I forget the name of it. I
don't remember, forget the name Barbico or something, barbicoas goat. Yeah. Yeah,
and every time I've had them, like fuck, that is
goddamn tongues really good.

Speaker 7 (02:35:06):
Yeah, I have no no want to eat like pig feet.

Speaker 1 (02:35:11):
I see those in the jar. Yeah. You know I've
had the brain before. We did that here on the show.
That wasn't good.

Speaker 7 (02:35:21):
Uh yeah, yeah, I'm good on all that. When it
comes to like strangest things of eating the tasted good though,
I guess barbicoa Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:35:31):
Last trip, my wife and I went to Mexico together,
just us. We got into town early, and so we
went into town and had street tacos right, and we
went to a place and we got like some of
everything right, and I was like, you're sure on Tongue'm like,
oh yeah, tongue's fucking good. And so we got tongue
and Theresa and Asada and Polo and like everything right,

(02:35:53):
and we eat them and she's like, yeah, that was okay,
it was good. We go back to the room. She
gets fucking sick, like the sickest she's ever been for
like three days, and I just sit in our like
sit we have a pool, like in her swim out
thing and I just sit there and drink and check
on her and whatever. Like she it's the worst she's

(02:36:13):
ever been. And uh, She's like, it was the tongue.
I'm like, you fucking ate the other tacos. You're just
assuming it's the tongue because it's the weirdest one, right,
She's like, no, it was the tongue, for sure, but
you ate the tongue. Yeah, But so look, this is weird.
I don't I don't know if it's because the show,
but I typically don't get food sick from like eating

(02:36:35):
bad foods. Right, We've had a stomach some fucking bad shit.
That's what I'm associating it with. But I also have
a weird thing, Like my wife will get poison ivy.
I don't get poison ivy.

Speaker 4 (02:36:43):
Okay, see, I don't think I get poison ivy either.
I don't want to test it, but I've come close
enough to it, I think, and I've never gotten it. Yeah,
Like my husband gets it really bad.

Speaker 1 (02:36:54):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta look at it and I'll get it.
I'm fine, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (02:36:57):
Yeah that's him too.

Speaker 1 (02:36:58):
Yeah, Like my wife gets it super apparently it's in
our bed flower bed, and I've cleaned our flower bed
hundreds of times, never gotten it. She gets it and
it's it. It's crazy how bad it gets covered on her.
And so she'll be, hey, there's some poison ivy out there.
She's like, how did you know it's poison IV. I'm like,
leaves the three, let it be some more. She goes,
what are you talking about? I'm like, you don't know

(02:37:19):
that rhyme? She said, it's not three. I'm like, yes,
it is right there, one, two, three, And so I
go and pull it and she's like, you're not going
to use a glove. I'm like, no, I had no,
I'm not going to touch the leaf. I don't like
Lindsay said, I'm not rubbing it on my face taking fade.
But I'm also not I'm not fucking with it either.
And so I didn't realize that just touching the branch.

(02:37:40):
And I also didn't realize if you don't like you
have to get it down in the you have to
cut it, let it die, and then pull it. Oh
pull the root. Yeah you can't. You're not supposed to
like just pull it, which is what I fucking do.
I just because it's not very tall.

Speaker 7 (02:37:56):
It's like, you know, maybe a.

Speaker 1 (02:37:57):
Foot tall round. You just want to get it out
of there. Yeah, like A see all this talk about
the making me itch. Yes, I guess I'm good. Apparently
some people just the in in the air literally like
you said, in the air, it.

Speaker 7 (02:38:10):
Can get they can get it.

Speaker 1 (02:38:11):
Yeah. So because she's near me and I would have
pulled in there, she would get some on her. Yeah,
she would hit you and then be itchy, yeah, and
then have her allergic reaction were marriage. Yeah, So I
don't know if it's like like maybe I would have
gotten it, but I just or I'm oblivious to it too,
Like if I'm shooting my brains out, I don't go,

(02:38:32):
oh god, I ate some I'm like, I'm that my
stomach's kind of fucking upset, right, you just kind of
shouts yeah. Yeah. We had this thing Lindsay one time
with someone on the show and he got his wisdom
teeth pulled and you would have thought he had a
cease twins sea section. Wow, Like he was fucking down

(02:38:53):
and out and we were all like, what the fuck
man man up? Yeah, Well he was twenty three, twenty four,
and it's the first time you'd ever had anything medically
done to him. Wow, So I can only imagine at
that point that it felt like a goddamn tend to him. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:39:08):
Yeah, we're calling him John, We're like.

Speaker 1 (02:39:10):
Fucking pussy man up. That's fucking nothing. But to Eaches everybody,
life is people are nuanced. Man, life is fucking complicated.
And so like, maybe I've shipped my brains out so
long and so many times it's very maybe maybe I've
got this wrong. Maybe I'm intervenating that my stomach's really
strong and I can handle anything when really it's not.

(02:39:33):
And I'm just like, yeah, sh my brains out, it's
your own, it's all. Maybe that's what it.

Speaker 7 (02:39:42):
Is, right, Yeah, you're probably right.

Speaker 1 (02:39:44):
You're like, no, he loves me. No, he's fucking abusive.
What are you talking about it? That's the way it's
always been. That's just the way. That's not the way
you love people. That's fucked up. Well, I know, right,
And you finally realized when you're like, A, Right, I
have been shitting my brains out because of the shit
that I've been eating. Right, Because when someone goes, oh

(02:40:04):
I have the stomach flu or food poisoning, you associate. Well,
I've shipped my brains. I don't don't see what the
big fucking deal is. Right. You take whatever you know
and place it into their fucking situation and you have
no idea what it's like for them. Right. That's fun Right,
That doesn't mean love, right, Right, it's funny how we
do that? And you think about like Dave Grohl and

(02:40:26):
his wife right and that and that they've went together
twenty one years, and they're like, how could he do that?

Speaker 7 (02:40:33):
And that thing?

Speaker 4 (02:40:33):
Fuck?

Speaker 1 (02:40:33):
I don't know because people are fucking weird. Yeah, there's
no way to how could someone Why would Dave girl
do that? Why would someone cheat on you know whoever?
You're like, because fucking life's weird. Man, maybe got tired
of a shit. It was an opportunity thing. There's a
lot of reasons I could have been. Well, and you again,
you take your thing and you're like if I were
Dave girl and had all these things, but you forget

(02:40:54):
the people are fucking weird and they all have their
weird shit, and right you're like, ah, I just like
to eat my fucking juice and fuckhorse.

Speaker 7 (02:41:02):
Apparently it's a porn star.

Speaker 1 (02:41:03):
By the way, really great what are you, Oh Grady,
what's wrong with being a porn star?

Speaker 4 (02:41:08):
Nothing great? I don't know. I mean, why couldn't I
don't know. There's no reason.

Speaker 1 (02:41:14):
Why couldn't it have You're the one that said it.
I'm trying to understand your your statement.

Speaker 4 (02:41:18):
I don't know why. Why couldn't it have been someone unfamous?

Speaker 7 (02:41:23):
I mean, just because you're important doesn't mean you're famous.

Speaker 1 (02:41:25):
Well that's true, but you're thinking like it was just
something like Beggy that works at the fucking research or
something I GA or whatever.

Speaker 7 (02:41:34):
Yes, exactly, some random persons.

Speaker 1 (02:41:36):
Random person here I am in the middle of America,
and well, you're kind of cute.

Speaker 7 (02:41:42):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (02:41:43):
I mean it also could be that. Yeah, just because
somebody does porn doesn't mean they're successful at it enough
that they can't have a fucking job that pays the bills.
True statement. I don't know enough people they you know,
get asked fucked to know how much it pays and
whether it's profitable or you know, I can only do
it on Thursdays.

Speaker 4 (02:42:01):
Well pay the bills now, because she's gonna get money
from him.

Speaker 1 (02:42:04):
Maybe. I don't know what state will this happen in?
Truett and what if it's not really his kid. What
if she's a woman of loose morals, you know, and
it could be somebody else's and he just happened to
be the last person she slept with. That's a possibility too.
I mean, it could be she's never slept with anybody
and that's the only one, and it could be she
slept with the fucking thousand people.

Speaker 4 (02:42:24):
M Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:42:25):
Nonetheless, he's on the fucking list, the short list.

Speaker 4 (02:42:28):
I feel though that if he's coming out with it
with the news, then he's probably already knows, like there's been.

Speaker 1 (02:42:33):
They've done diligence. Yeah, you'd like to think, but again,
people are new, people have weird things. He might be like, Nope,
I don't care. I'm getting out in front of it right,
put the fucking statement out. He didn't fucking sit down.
And i'd like to think that, but again, people are
fucking weird. They climb into bear caves and shit, and
you're like, why, Yeah, God forbid. If I ever win

(02:42:57):
a gazillion dollars, I will hire someone to just be
my fucking nuh right, get your hands out of that.

Speaker 7 (02:43:05):
Right, somebody, but to protect you from you?

Speaker 1 (02:43:08):
Yes, how is that so fucking hard for people right
now because ego, ego, get out of here. I don't
need you, I don't need your help. You know who
I am. That's what wives and husbands are. They're essentially like, hey,
what are you doing? You're being fucking stupid.

Speaker 4 (02:43:25):
Don't do dad right.

Speaker 7 (02:43:27):
And then when they start slacking, that's how they end
up fucking some Becky that works at the waffle house,
Becky waffle House? Who were you?

Speaker 1 (02:43:36):
I was? I was in a really famous band. Oh
actually I was in two really? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:43:41):
Yeah you might have heard of him. Nervana Fuck yeah
I have yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:43:44):
Yeah? What else? Uh? The Foo Fighters Ship?

Speaker 7 (02:43:47):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 1 (02:43:48):
I fucked Becky from uh? From waffle house? Anyway? You
want to buy this fucking DreamCatcher right right, I'll be
your geek today.

Speaker 4 (02:43:58):
Make a mean barbecue.

Speaker 1 (02:43:59):
By the way, I'm deliver ye, Yeah, I just need
the coupon. I think he'll be fine. But like, the
idea that that kind of shit can take it away
from you is fucking insane to me. Yeah, look at.

Speaker 7 (02:44:12):
Those Bill Gates and his old lady split up, right,
you know, for whatever reason he was, he was stepping out.

Speaker 1 (02:44:18):
I believe it was yes, exactly what he was yesh, yeah,
And she ended up was like, I don't know, millions
of dollars whatever. I don't know. I didn't keep up
with it, but just shows ship falls park wik Bill Gates.

Speaker 4 (02:44:36):
He's still probably got a billion.

Speaker 1 (02:44:40):
Yeah, I want to I want to say seven hundred
and fifty million. No, not even fucking close. So Melinda
got eleven billion dollars what even billion? Wow?

Speaker 4 (02:44:58):
And she donates.

Speaker 1 (02:44:59):
I think she used to give it all away. Oh yeah,
she said I will give it all away and she does.
Like shit, she's going to be busy for the next
fucking eleven years. At minimum one hundred and seventy eight billion, I.

Speaker 7 (02:45:10):
Think is seventy eight billion dollars. Fine, he's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:45:14):
I mean to be fair. You can't turn to anywhere
without seeing Microsoft, whether it's your terminal at the airport,
going through the drive through on the screen, like, how
much again? One hundred and seventy eight billion?

Speaker 4 (02:45:26):
Holy, And he's not even the richest, no billionaire.

Speaker 1 (02:45:30):
No. And I think he's the ugliest though. I think
now they're all the same ugly at that point, right,
I think there is at some point you cross over
a threshold where the consequence is irrelevant, right, And I
like a lot of NFL owners are that way. A
lot of when you you cross over a threshold that
it doesn't matter. You can't punish me enough, even if

(02:45:54):
you're like, you fucked up.

Speaker 7 (02:45:55):
Let's just use.

Speaker 1 (02:45:56):
Elon right easily, the rich person in the world. You
fucked up, We're taking all all your money. He's gonna
go fuck you see in court, and he'll fight it forever, right,
dragon to fuck out because the moment he files it
pauses you from taking the money. And he like, at
best you're gonna get half, right, and he's gonna be fine.

Speaker 7 (02:46:15):
And he's got the money to afford the attorneys to
sit there and drag issues.

Speaker 1 (02:46:19):
He's gonna be a tillionaire. So even if you do half,
he would get five hundred.

Speaker 7 (02:46:23):
Billion.

Speaker 1 (02:46:24):
Yeah right, So like let's say they take three quarters
of it, you still get two hundred and fifty billion.
The difference between one hundred billion and one billion is
not comprehendible.

Speaker 7 (02:46:37):
Ninety nine billion to be exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:46:39):
I mean visual, it's not comprehendible.

Speaker 7 (02:46:42):
Yeah, yeah, I think the difference.

Speaker 1 (02:46:43):
Between like a million, Let's see if I can find
it real quick, just to fuck your head up, right,
million and billion? Yeah, here it is. So the difference
between million and billion in seconds. A million seconds is
eleven days. Okay, it's a long time. That is million seconds.

(02:47:03):
A billion seconds is thirty one years. Man. Wow, yeah,
that's a lot.

Speaker 7 (02:47:10):
That's a big difference.

Speaker 1 (02:47:12):
That's not a big difference. That's a fucking crime. Like
if you were thirty one and got with a new
an eleven month old time, right, a thirty one and
an eleven day you're eleven day old, eleven day old.
Do you see what I'm saying? You still have to
wait sixteen years right in some states for it to
be all right. That's how fucking far off that is. Yeah,

(02:47:36):
that's fucking insane. Man. Good for them and the billionaires
and their giant Scrooge mcdug fucking vaults of money. Yeah,
good for them, that's all I can say about that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:47:51):
Now with that being said, I would totally pound a
shit out of Melinda Gates just you know, have some
of that game.

Speaker 1 (02:47:56):
Yeah, one hundred billion in seconds is thirty two hundred years.
Damn a million seconds one hundred million is so what
a tenth of that? Why wouldn't you just tell me
the fucking number.

Speaker 7 (02:48:10):
Fucking crazy dude, thinking about that shit. It fucks my
head up.

Speaker 1 (02:48:14):
And that's why I hate when people are like, Oh,
they're the common Joe, they're the common.

Speaker 7 (02:48:19):
What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:48:20):
Dan?

Speaker 7 (02:48:21):
They ain't nothing common about them, not even their names.

Speaker 1 (02:48:24):
Nope. She's kind of rough in the face, But I
think I can still get with her. Who Melinda Gates? Yeah,
I'll bet you can't. Wow, I'm sure I couldn't. But
if the opportunity arose itself, you know, presented itself standing back,
Uh huh, opportunity presents itself. Yes, one dollars huh cash
one bill. You can't get with Melinda Gates. I can't.

Speaker 7 (02:48:45):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (02:48:46):
She walks into fucking down Palm right. She supports mini
groups I can see supporting gumbat vets. Yes, absolutely showing up.
I'm sure she would be very welcome to there, Oh
for sure. Yeah, they're very nice there, but they may
have a couple of.

Speaker 7 (02:49:03):
Issues with her. If she doesn't ring the bell, fuck her,
she's out you ring for her? You right, I'll give
you one photo evidence while she's napping off your fucking
pounding right, you fucking snap a selfie? Yeah, all curled
up next to her.

Speaker 1 (02:49:24):
Yeah, sure, absolutely done. In the event that she ever
ends up in Tolsa at the town Pop yes, yeah,
or wherever you can give you vacation in Florida. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Well she just happens to stay at the roadway, right
because they got a pool and she's there to provide
medical attention when you scratch your face on the bottom

(02:49:45):
after a fucking bunch of hams.

Speaker 7 (02:49:47):
How do we not know that? Like, you know, she's like, listen,
I'm trying to stay incognito. I'm not gonna be at
like the fucking Ritz Carlton or what the fuck ever?

Speaker 1 (02:49:56):
You know, So like, yeah, I'll stay at the Ramata. Yeah,
it's yeah, one hundred percent. Listen. Life is fucking complicated.
I think we've demonstrated that already. So you know, I
just need you need to divide photo evidence. You don't.

Speaker 7 (02:50:09):
You can't provide me with her underwear. That doesn't work.
Oh no, what about an id that says Melinda.

Speaker 1 (02:50:16):
I don't want to steal an idea. I think that's
a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (02:50:19):
No, you have to take a selfie, Like if I get.

Speaker 1 (02:50:21):
Close enough to fucking steal her driver's license. That's good. No,
that's gotta be good. And she'd easily go take a
piss at the pomp when you take a purse, right,
I'm sure she's rolling with no fucking.

Speaker 7 (02:50:32):
Security, none at all.

Speaker 1 (02:50:33):
Man, I'm sure when she leaves her burking bag on
the fucking table top, right, it's a joke that not
a lot of people are gonna get, by the way,
very exclusive bag. All Right, you guys have a good week.
I'm glad we got all that figured out. I didn't
know what we were going to talk about, so the
fact that I went to that is extremely fascinating to me.

(02:50:54):
So wouldn't have it any other way. Yeah, uh yeah,
all right, you guys have a fantastic week, and thanks
for hanging out with to us. See yea by bye
bye h

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