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update lindsay.

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Oh, let's feel old.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Remember octomom? Yeah, yeah, remind everybody what octomom is.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Octomom through I believe it was in vitro. She had
eight babies and then I believe though she went on
to have a few more, if I'm not mistaken, and
she was a single mom and she, uh maybe I
went a little bit broke after a while. So they

(05:03):
didn't updates on her occasionally how she was living, and
I think DHS got called on her a few times
because of the way she was living. And then she
kind of just dropped off the planet. No one cared anymore.
She became a porn star for a while to make
ends meet. Remember that. Uh yeah, Nadia what was her

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Nadia Sue suol or Suliman Suliman.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
So she has fourteen kids total? Wow, Because nothing's better
than getting kicked in the balls fourteen times a day. Oh, anyway,
So that happened in two thousand and nine, in the
eighth that you mentioned. She already had six kids before that,

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and she did she do porn? I don't know, but
if I remember right, she she's the reason like we
did IVF and the they She's the reason they will
only they will not plant more than three eggs in you,
right in case they all take at the same time. Yeah, this,
Even the doctor is like, I mean, I'll do three,

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but I wouldn't do three, and so I I don't
funny how these things don't land well with me. But
I'm sure my wife she would know the exact moment, date, time,
second that had happened, because for her it was a
science experiment. But look, I think we did three and
two took and then one blossomed. But even the doctor

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was like, I don't know, I don't know if three
is a good idea, Like he tried to talk so
out because of Nadio Sulomoon or whatever her name is, right,
And so she's so she had fourteen kids, and she
probably did. She had a TV show. I remember the
TV show because it was so chaotic. In any conversation
with her, you were like, oh boy, this one's special. Yeah,

(07:08):
she's clearly dealing with some things. Well, she is gonna
be your grandma, hooray. Well yeah, I mean the kids
are old enough. Right, two thousand and nine, we're talking
what at least fifteen years from the eight right, right?

Speaker 7 (07:27):
She already had six before that. Were those six from me?
Ivf as well?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Do we know?

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Or were they conceived naturally? And she's just like, you
know what, I want more? I think she just wanted more.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Her first six kids were Amara, Kalisa, Elijah, Caleb, Joshua Aiden.
Then she gave birth to Noah, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Jonah, Josiah, Maciah, Meliah,
and Nariya Mccahonnah.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yes, how do you even keep track?

Speaker 6 (08:02):
You don't know, you don't.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
She still posts some very active on social media, and
her son Joshua in August twenty first marked his twenty
first birthday. And that's the one that had a kid.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
So yeah, congratulations.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Sure, she's forty nine, forty nine, which is in her
vagina's ninety nine. Apparently he just had one kid, so
he's the black sheep.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
He's like, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
You don't grow you don't grow up in a house
of fourteen and be like that was a good idea, right,
let's have as many.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
I've always wanted.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
A big family. You came from a big Fanly you
could have half the amount and still have a big family. Yeah, yeah,
I think four is a big family. Four kids is
a big family. And I'm I'm good with two. To Ben,
I think two is just fine. I think anything more

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than I'll go for anything more than four, you're just
being really greedy and selfish, right, because you can't be
you can't give one hundred percent of all your kids
after four, I don't, I questioned, maybe even four. Yeah,
it's hard to do that with just four. Hell, it
was hard to do that with three.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, because think about this, even if there are a
few years a part of age, let's say from high
school to elementary, you can't go to all the parent
teacher nights, you can't go to all the recitals. A
lot of things overlap each other, and you've got kids
that can't be there because of their age, and maybe
it's at night, right, and then you gonna be like,

(09:51):
you can't do it, you can't do it all.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
No, you can't.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
It's just too hard. You can't be You either have
to be as.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Like a one percenter with your kids, and then you
might be able to do it all. But you're like, hey,
we don't go to anybody's recitals, we don't go to
anybody games. Good luck. We'll be cheering front of you
from home, right, Yeah, because you can't go to all
of them. Yeah, the psychological stuff you're gonna deal with
the fourteen kids. You ain't getting your own room for you.

(10:22):
You have no idea what it'll be like to have
your own.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Room, right, not until you are on your own.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
As the child or the parent both.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I mean, yeah, you're gonna it's gonna be crowded sharing. Yeah,
birthday parties, Nope, fourteen kids, nobody's getting their own room
at all, whatsoever. None of the kids.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Maybe the first kid, maybe the last kid.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Maybe maybe I'm just saying like the first kid for
at least for a short amount of time, nine months
at least. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, unless you have the
eight and one swoop. I live in a fourteen fifteen
bedroom mansion just to house all my kids, and there's bathrooms. Dude,

(11:09):
Just think about toilet paper, you know, thing about like
in our house. Sunday is collect trash day, just collecting
trash on that day. Real, Hi, I'm it's all I
can do to not get another trash cart.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
I know.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
And I'm like and I'm like, fourteen, you're going to
have multiple It's a twenty minute event to get.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
The trash out to the curb. Yeah, you probably have
a dumpster.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah right, not your traditional cart. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
It was always like, was what was that those people
in Arkansas?

Speaker 5 (11:44):
The oh, the yes, yes, what the heck is their name?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I don't know, I can't remember. That's why I'm kind
of hoping you guys might. Then they were on TV, yes,
and they showed their house and their house looked more
like a church community room and now we know why,
but like the uh but they had like a buffet
setup and fountain drinks and like yeah, no, that that
makes that's a better solution. Yes, absolutely, that is the

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way to do it. If you've got that many kids.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
You have fourteen kids, there's no like what do you want?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
No? What do you want? No?

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Like it's mush today, right, yeah, everybody.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Hand me down. Oh you're not getting your own shoes?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Sorry, Wearing new shoes is tough as a kid, you
don't know any better their shoes.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
As an adult, No chance, I'm wearing you shoes if
you yeah, used shoes, you know, if you're wearing you shoes,
because you can just feel the other person's sole still
in the soul.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Right when I was growing.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Up, when I was a young war dog, there was
a place in Alabama who specialized in selling quality pre
owned sneakers and sneakers because used.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
You know, you picked that up in the car business.
I love it so bad, you know, see their quality.
Pre would love to know their twenty one point check
system certified sneakers. But we would go shopping there all
the time, and that's about the only time that I
could ever, you know, get a a pair of name
brand shoes, you know, not something that was from from

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Walmart or whatever. And that's just because they're they're used
and still in good shape. Pre loved pre loved that good.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
One too nasty.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Obviously, the financial part would be tough, dude. The managing
the emotional and mental needs of fourteen kids, good Kapa.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Right right, Girls on their periods, going through puberty.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Boys being boys.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
Yes, yeah, I wonder if Nadia has any kind of
mental issues because of that experience, I don't even need
I don't need to know any thing other than I
can give you thirteen reasons why I know she does.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, nobody should want that, right, right, but she had six?
Why did she need more?

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Amen?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right?

Speaker 5 (14:12):
That was the mental issue starting.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Dude, time management alone, right time? On Thursdays in my house,
we have piano lessons. It kind of jacks up the schedule,
so I have to like make lunches before piano. You know,
you adapt, You got to figure out the time. Yeah,
fourteen kids, you're making fourteen lunches for school. That's a
two hour event.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Every day, just that, and she chose that.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Don't even get started on laundry. Don't even get me
started on laundry. Folding laundry for Oh my god, I
might cry, Like that's insane, right, that's that's insanity.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
And when they were all in diapers, oh god, changing
all those diapers.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
That's all you're doing is changing diapers all day.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
You change one and then you have to change the
first one that you did.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, sometimes twice at a top, two at a time,
like because things happen, blowouts. Let's you say you have
a third of the blowouts with fourteen kids, it's still
four Yeah, at least four blowouts at one time. Oh god, no,
Dipergenie's gonna help in that scenario now at all? Whatsoever?
Oh yeah, no, that is a stink.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
He goes, Yeah, this is somebody.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Years ago one of my cousins had two kids, but
had trouble getting pregnant, went through IVF, ended up having sex,
tuplets went from two to eight. Hell's no, whoa, Hell's no. Yeah,
that's wild man. How about just the social isolation, because
if you have fourteen kids, now, she's got to have help.

(15:48):
Whether it's a partner, whether it's a nanny, she's got
to have help.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
And I would assume more than one nanny. It's fair,
I mean, because like when you take a child to daycare,
it's one. I think it's one daycare worker for every
five children.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
I have no idea what the requirements are by the state.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yeah, so anything more. I mean, she's got fourteen she
can't do it on her own.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, And I don't even know if does the state
when you have fourteen kids, does the state check in
on you?

Speaker 6 (16:21):
And like we just want to make sure you're keeping
a clean house.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
They should. If they don't, they very well should.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
And then you're like, you're picking on me because they
have fourteen kids.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Maybe yeahah, and your single mother, you.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Know, hey, does she go on hinge? Is it hinge?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't know what it is? And you are Facebook
dating and you're like, yeah, I got a I got
two minutes between five o three and five oh five,
just meet me by the mailbox, right, because I ain't
wasting time driving anywhere. Oh my god, grocery shopping, yeah, yeah,

(16:57):
my kids alone, they're like, hey, I like pop tarts, great,
buy the pop tarts. I don't like pop tarts. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Such And before when she had the back two thousand
and eight, two thousand and nine, Walmart delivery wasn't a thing.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Then, no, no, So that's packing up fourteen kids going
to the grocery store. There's two carts alone. Just up.
You're daisy chaining allion, you're daisy chaining. You're daisy chaining carts,
just linking them together. You put them along like a
damn train through the Walmart either way. And that's fourteen cats.
You've got to try to herd oh God, put it down, no, stop,

(17:36):
come here, don't leave it alone. God damn it, No,
come here, where's the other one? Where's where's the other four?
Right now, where's the other one? Where's the other four? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (17:44):
At that point, you're hoping for kidnapping.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
For real, We got your kid and they're not going
to give him back unless you give us two point
five million dollars you'd keep them.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Yeah, good, think about this in my house.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
It's not unco Like if you if you're like, hey,
can we make a cake this week and you're like, yeah,
let's make a cake, that sounds like a great idea.
If it's your birthday, that that's the only time you
get to decide on.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Because fourteen kids.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
You gotta think of it like that. Eight of those
kids all have the same name birthday, so they don't
get there, they don't get their choice. Yeah, and like,
well I want a chocolate cake. Well I'll want a
vanilla cake.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'll want it. Y'all's getting pied. You gotta break it
up to a day like, hey, you're all born on
the same day, but you know, we'll rotate who gets
cebarate on the day. But you're I'm just gonna lie
to them, you're born on this day. You were born
on this day. You were born on this day. Just
make it easy.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Sounds like a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, yeah. And the strains she put on her body,
of course, the destruction she put her body through. What
a cruel joke. You did it to yourself. You did
it to yourself. Short of you know, the going on
a date with her doesn't google her to have a
serious relationship. I think you attract one of two people,

(19:06):
and somebody ignorant does it you don't know right right,
or someone who does know and wants like they that
they think that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yeah, and I don't mean that in like a loving way. No,
she puts out.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
She's got eight kids, she's got fourteen kids.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
She's gotta put out.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Do you think it's something like uh, pamps was like
great marketing idea. It'll be the best idea since putting
the time timp on the clock outside of bank, Like
we'll give them diapers non stop and then like by
the third week your goddamn no, yeah, fire, who's ever
idea of this was? It's hurting the supply chain going

(19:44):
broke because of this bitch, Right, No, what car you got?
You got to have a bus? Yeah, bigger than a
short but bigger than a short bus. Yeah. Absolutely. We
have some friends and they have one of those, like
they look like European travel vans, you know what I'm
talking about. Yeah, yeah, and they have that for their

(20:04):
and it isn't as obnoxious as you would think.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
She's always like it's just hard to park.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Yeah, right, Do you have to have a special license
for something.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Like that's just a van?

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (20:14):
Yeah, you get like an old church van you know
that fits at least fifteen yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
With the benches. Yeah. I don't know if they make
that that type of van anymore. I don't know, man,
but I did find one on Facebook Marketplace. It's like
three grand for like an eighty six Chevy conversion van.
Got the bed in the back of the TV and
the BCR and like I need this, No, I need this,
No how awesome think about it, man, I'm camping rockle Homer.
No need for a camper, none of all that. You

(20:38):
just load up the van and.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
On ouse born and raised fast, raise a lot.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Or like hell, I mean, why why leave the pump
just to park the van and the parking lote? Yeah,
I like the way you think. Or just leave the
pump and get here or put it here in then
uber and just you know, right, get one of those
outdoor showers that let why do you even need a house? Hey,
get rid of the house.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
This conversation is getting better and better.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, there you go. And you'll have to get rid
of the dogs. They can't stay in the vehicle, especially
in the summer. Yeh, we'll put a the lizard might
be fine in the summer, but a cage in the back,
you know, you know, like I don't like, you know,
traveling circus. You know, Hey, there you go, kill lion
cages the train would have Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Exactly, Look, mommy lions.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Now those are dogs.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Turn the pump into a petting zoo.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
Outside work, get out of here.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Work all right. We got to take a break. We
got tickets to corn and a pair Omega ride passes.
Uh that for the Tull State Fair that starts on Thursday.
We'll take a break and we'll be back until this
morning show. Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show.

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the Morning. So in nineties out of five.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Jim Junkie's arms explode while doing pull ups challenge. This
happened in Charleston, South Carolina, where a South Carolina woman,
Jessica Johnson, who's twenty five years old, told the Kennedy
News Agency of the distressing incident, which occurred last month.
She said she was definitely shocked and didn't know that

(22:38):
this could even happen.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
So.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
She's a Charleston based crossfitter. She reportedly had been participating
in the Murph Challenge, a cross training regimen that involves
running a mile, completing a circuit of three hundred squats,
two hundred push ups, and one hundred pull ups, and
then running another mile afterwards, and the full body quad

(23:03):
quad wreathlon went seriously wrong for her. During the pull
up phase, she was doing ten sets of five pull ups,
recalled the healthcare worker, who said she left the gym
pretty tired. She hadn't worked out her arms like that
in a while, and despite getting pumped up beforehand the
gym Bunny initially didn't think anything of it. She thought,

(23:26):
I haven't done pull ups in forever. It was a
hard workout. They'll go down, it's fine. So they swelled
up pretty largely, But when she went to take a
shower and brush her teeth, she said she noticed that
she couldn't straighten her arms all the way. Meanwhile, her
swelling snowballed over the next few days to where people
compared her to the Hulk. She said that everyone thought,

(23:49):
you're just super jacked up or something. She said that
when she noticed her urine had turned a weird hue
darker an orange color, she was drinking lots of water,
but it wasn't helping, and then all of a sudden,
she wasn't peeing much at all during the day. That's

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when she went to the doctor, and doctors reportedly took
one look at her arms and said she needed to
go to the emergency room immediately. Blood tests and other
exams revealed that her extreme body blow up was due
to rhabdomylosis, which is a life threatening condition where muscles
break down and release toxic chemicals into our bloodstream.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
This is extremely common.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I know at least four people this has happened to, really,
and they were in great shape and it put them
in the hospital for like fourteen days.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Wow. Yeah. They It says that this can cause organ
failure and death.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Your cells basically explode inside your muscles and it's blood
poisoning since your body can't filter it out.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Doctors cut open her arms to relieve the swelling, and
at the time she thought that was excessive. However, the
physicians were concerned about long term kidney damage, which is
very common when that happens, and people are forced to
go on dialysis usually, but shockingly, her organs emerged from

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the incident, except her liver was slightly damaged. She was
also discharged from the hospital just four days after the
incident and is said to be making a full recovery.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Of the people I know that went through it, it
took them almost a year to get back to quote
unquote normal. Wow.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
She is one of the lucky ones. She said she
will not be doing the Murph Challenge anytime soon. She
said this was a wake up call for her to
chill out, and she's going to try doing more of
pilates and gentle running and walking workout instead.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
So my understanding is people that experienced this jump into
something they've never done. And so like the Murph, like,
maybe she's done pull ups, but she's never done one
hundred in one setting, and so it's like trying to
swim in the deep end and you've never swam ever
to build yourself up to that. Yeah, now she's probably

(26:22):
done CrossFit and was in shape and misinterpreted that maybe
I don't know, misinterpreted that as oh, I can do this. Yeah,
I've done THEMRVEF. It's not easy. It's it's a pretty
insane challenge. But I did it with assists and modifications,
and like I wasn't trying to be Lieutenant Murphy, who

(26:44):
it honors, right, And you're supposed to wear a plate
to a ten pound weight on your chest while you
do all this, that's too. Yeah, it's pretty intense. It's
pretty intense. It's it's one of the things that's fascinating
to me about it as people do it to honor
this Navy seal who died in action, right unrealizing he

(27:07):
was a Navy seal. It was an incredible shape, all right.
He was a unique specimen of a human mentally and physically,
and they're like, well, I can do it.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
No, thank you.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
About that man arrested for crashing into home while driving
under the influence, eating chicken, and watching ESPN. There's this
dude whose name is Billy Holt. Now, apparently the other day,
shortly after midnight, he crashed his Toyota Prius, yes, a
Prius into the bedroom of an apartment building. They say

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there were seven people in the apartment, and one was
in the bedroom at the time of the crash at
least got there. They say he showed signs of impairment.
He admitted that he'd been drinking and told the cops
that he was also eating chicken and watching ESPN on
a cell phone before crash. They went in and took
him in for duy and reckless driving, amongst other crimes.

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He refused a breathalyzer on the scene, so they had
to get a warrant to do a blood test And
now they're just waiting on those to come back to
see how jacked up Billy really was.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, drinking rarely brings on good things, right, and when
you incorporate a second asking for that second thing makes
it even worse.

Speaker 7 (28:31):
But that Chicken was really good and the game was
on I can't miss my Highlights. Man can be identified
with this story. Man killed in dispute over a jutebox.
This happened in Florida.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Will Police say it happened Monday morning at a Mexican
restaurant in Fort Lauderdale TV station reports if I broke
out when a man apparently insulted another over his song choice,
one of them pulled a gun, prompting the second person
to also pull a weapon of his own and open fire.
The first man was pronounced dead, while the suspect remains
at large. Now, apparently he picked a song and as

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he was walking away from the jukebox, the other guy
made fun of his song and said, you're not a
real Mexican if you pick that artist, of which then
he pulled a weapon to shoot the person who picked
the song, and that person picked a gun, and he
then chased him down with his gun and shot at
him repeatedly.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
And you guys should know by now when it comes
to stories like this, when someone's you know, killed over
a fast food item or whatever. I want to know
the song, yeah, now, Mexican music or Latino music is
got some interesting things.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
It isn't just Mexican music.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
There's many different genres of it, and they get pretty
territorial on it. So I could see somebody saying that
and like it would feel insulting, right, But to me,
if I was at the bar and I played a song, you.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Know, and they're like, you're not a real man. If
you pick see you, I'll go, you're probably.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Right, right, it's a good song.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Yeah, it'll be over in a minute. Or pay the
money to move it.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah, touch tunes can't change it. Sorry about
your luck?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Wild like to duel over a song, like over a
dollar fifty or whatever? Right, right? People take that stuff seriously, man,
Apparently it's a life or death situation. I mean respect,
I could. To me, it feels like a respect thing.
It's not about the music, right, you disrespected me. But

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then to be like, you're not a man, I'll just
terminate you.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
You can't play Selena in here.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
I don't think it's Selena.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I don't think it would be Hillo. Maybe there'd be
much fight over it, I don't know. Definitely meant a
lot to one person at one point. Right, good morning,

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Speaker 1 (31:35):
Let's see if Lindsay has an update on Ellen Degenereses
and how our team did last night?

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Who balls the Wall?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Joe Burrow?

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Jayden Daniels tossed as many touchdowns as he had had
in completions to lead at the Commander's over Joe Burrow
and the Bengals. On Monday Night Football, Washington defeated Cincinnati
thirty eight to thirty three in a high scoring battle
at Pey Corpse Stadium. Daniels was twenty one of twenty
three for two hundred and fifty four yards and two touchdowns,

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while adding thirty nine yards and another touchdown on the ground.
Brian Robinson Junior and Austin Eckler each had a rushing touchdown,
while Terry McLaurin finished with four catches four one hundred
yards and a score. The Commanders have won back to
back games to improve to two and one. Burrow completed
twenty nine to thirty eight attempts for three hundred and
twenty four yards and three touchdowns in the losing effort.

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Jamar Chase had a strong game, finishing with six receptions
for one hundred and eighteen yards and a pair of touchdowns.
The Bengals are zero to three for the first time
since twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Isn't isn't what's his name one of the coaches with
the Washington Redskins. And he debated on whether to take
Caleb Williams or Jayden Daniels hmmm, Kingsbury. Yeah, who was

(33:10):
with Arizona and and and he was with the Red
Raiders and and he was with the USC I think
for a short amount of time, and then he went
to be the OC over at the Redskins and everybody
was like, why is he debating it should be Caleb
all day. It just shows to how it important to
have the right coach in place, because Jaden was nuclear

(33:34):
last night or nuclear last night, like it was crazy.
How good he was one of the best completion percentages
uh in a rookie season ever.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Yeah yeah uh.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
And that means the Bengals are oh and three oif.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, And he's got birl's got one of the top contracts.
I don't think they would trade him away, but usually
people with fat contracts are on the free agency right
to get out of paying that money. Yeah, and if
you're owing three, who yeah, hard justify I'm paying that money.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Then there was another Monday Night football game where another
high paid quarterback did just the opposite of Joe Burrow.
Josh Allen and the Bills made a mockery of the
Jaguars on Monday Night football.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
Someone's trying to be the MVV.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
The Gunslinger threw for two hundred and sixty three yards
and four touchdowns and a forty seven to ten blowout
win from Highmark Stadium. Allen went twenty three to thirty
passing and added forty four yards on six carries. Khalil
Shakir caught six balls for seventy two yards and a score,
while Dalton Kincaid, Ty Johnson, and Kean Coleman also tallied

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receiving touchdowns. Damar Hamlin recorded his first career interception as
Buffalo leads the AFC East at three.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
And oh, how crazy is it that DeMar Hamlin got
an interception on the Monday night game. If you remember
the last month time he was on a Monday night game. Yeah, yeah,
it really pounded out a lot better for him this time.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Absolutely. Yeah, it's a different, different type of attention.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yes, for sure, Yeah, much more positive. Trevor Lawrence went
twenty one to thirty eight for one hundred and seventy
eight yards, one touchdown and a pick for Jacksonville. Mac
Jones replaced him and immediately fumbled the ball away on
his first drop back. The Jags are third in the
AFC South at oh and three.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
There's something wrong with them. The Jaguars. People are like,
they're gonna be good. They're gonna be good. Doug Peterson's
gonna come in and be good. I mean, I don't
know what it is, but they Doug Peterson afterwards said
we're gonna have to look at everything. I don't even
Trevor should be concerned, right, Yeah, you're paying them all
that money and they're oh and three. Another one on

(35:45):
the block. Yeah, I think for free agent hears he
potentially get traded away because I think you at some
point you have to go, we're starting over.

Speaker 6 (35:51):
Let's just rebuild.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, because oh and three, though, I think you can
come back and still be a consideration for the playoffs, right,
but you're you want to try and get as many
wins as possible. Though winning in November December is the
most important thing. I think trying to wink block games
up for some cushion because you're gonna lose games. Having
a good record in the beginning is not a bad thing. No, no,

(36:13):
no no.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
And that's your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm wendsay
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Right there, I'm kind of a dork, Like I'm not
kind of a dork, like, I'm completely okay with the
label of being a dork. I'm very curious. I look
into things for no reason than just to scratch that
itch of curiosity. Whether it's a great example of that
for me, history is a good example of that.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
For me, philosophy is a good example of thing.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
And then I came across this that is really fascinating,
and that is state motto something we don't think about ever,
but some of them when you see them, you go, okay,
that makes sense. Like Alabama's state motto, which I'm not
even gonna try and say in the language, is we
dare maintain our rights. That feels like that makes sense

(37:58):
for Alabama, right, seems to fit. And Mississippi also is
one that makes sense by valor and arms, that's their motto.
And state models are kind of like mostly connected to
when they became states, and so I usually on the
seal of the flag they are entrenched in like.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
Like the history of them.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Right. So Montana, if I remember correctly, Yeah, Montana's is
a Spanish for gold and silver because of the origination
of the state and their mineral wealth. California is the
one that we should all know. We welcome everyone Eureka

(38:44):
because of their gold, yeah, right, and the history of
gold and what it played in that state. Right.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
I just hear a prospector saying Eureka. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
That's the one. It's completely entrenched in who they are.
And so I'm gonna name a couple. You tell me
if you know the state based off their state motto.
So the first one is friendship. That is a state
motto in America. What state do you think friendship is

(39:22):
the state motto? Now I've obviously said a couple. You
know it's not those right, right, So you've got like
forty seven others to choose.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
From somewhere where they're very kind.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
Good association with the word.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
New York, I doubt it.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Let's go with Hawaii. No, that's probably not it.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Why I feel has a couple of you know, extra
syllables in it, probably a comma or two in they're.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
Where are we landing? Because you're just naming states.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Right, I'm sticking with New York, New Jersey, and you
scoffed at by New York. According to the state's historical Society,
the association. The word is chosen in nineteen thirty because
the state name came roughly from an Indian word translating

(40:18):
to friends, and that is Texas. Okay, I'm okay with that.
Most of the people I know from Texas, they're actually
quite nice. They're very welcoming, right, So I'm okay with that.
What about many deeds, womanly words? What state has that

(40:43):
state motto many deeds, womanly words, womanly words. Let's go
with Utah. Okay, that's my guess.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
South do they allow a woman to talk? And that's
day they used to.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
South Carolina.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
Okay, Maryland, Maryland.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
It reflects the state's colonial roots and the influence of
the family that founded Maryland, and it emphasizes action over words,
but its gender specific phrasing catches people off guard. To
the stars through difficulties, that is a state motto through
the stars, to the stars through difficulties.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
That is a state motto, to.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
The stars through difficulty. Okay, well it's not Texas because
I'm thinking, you know, space, Yeah, Florida got Cape Canaveral
down there. They launched spaceships off there. That makes sense.

Speaker 6 (41:45):
No, they claimed friendship.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
So yeah, that's yeah, well Texas was friendship. That's what
I'm saying. Texas claimed friendship. So Texas, yeah, exactly, exactly,
So that's why I'm thinking. Florida.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Yeah, no, Florida is the Sunshine state.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
You're that is incorrect as well.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Oh really, that's just what this says on their license plate.
Oh I don't think that's the state model, though.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Some states do that. They put their state.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Model in there. Yeah, ours is Oklahoma is okay, it's
not a lie. Well, yeah, we're just abbreviation.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
We're okay, We're not We're not great, We're just okay.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
I'm stickab with Florida outside Washington.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
So this one I still don't understand. I'll read you
what it says. It reflects the struggles of Kansas to
emerge as a free state during the Civil War and
the idea that perseverance through hardships can lead to greatness.
Hence to the stars. Yeah, no, Florida is in God

(42:50):
we trust the same as America's state motto. America's motto. Okay, okay,
Kansas should be flat and boring. Equal rights? What state
has the state motto of equal rights?

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Now there I feel like that would be more of
New York. Okay, more forward thinking.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
People don't realize that ninety percent of the state of
New York does not adhere to the thoughts that New
York City has. Yeah, I said, Tennessee, this motto equal
rights highlights the early commitment to gender equality in this state. Wyoming? Okay, Well,

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are not good at mottos? I don't think anybody is.
It's not something they really teach you in US history. No,
but I think you learn a lot about the state. Yeah,
maybe state history for sure, but even them live free
or die? What state motto is?

Speaker 6 (44:03):
Live free or die?

Speaker 5 (44:10):
I know this one because this was in the fourth
grade geography Bee. Okay, and it's New Hampshire. Okay, I believe.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
You remember something from fourth grade geography?

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Bee, My son's fourth grade got it here, Okay.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Were they were learning state mottos?

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Well, some of the questions were on there, not all
of them, but that is on that was on there.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Did it say anything else about that being the state motto?

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Uh? No. I believe he knew Indiana's because it happened
to be on there, and he asked me because if
I knew it, And I think Indiana, if I remember correctly,
is the crossroads of America.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Right, We're not to the okay, so live free or
die has to do with the Revolutionary War Eratoe by
General John Stark, and reflects the state's fierce commitment to
independence and freedom. And it symbolizes a deep rooted belief
in liberty. And that is New Hampshire. Mm hmm. Now

(45:14):
talk about Indiana, because you said you knew that one.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
The crossroads of America. And excuse me. It used to
be on the sign when you cross when you cross
into the state of Indiana traveling, and every time when
we would drive home, you would see it there. It
is plain as day. But now they've got a new
sign so you don't see it on the highway anymore.

(45:37):
It doesn't say it, they've removed it.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
It has been the state motto of Indiana since nineteen
thirty seven. Wow, how about this one. Our liberties we
prize and our rights we will maintain. What state you
think Pennsylvania sounds good? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Iowa, Iowa.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
I grew up in Iowa. I don't associate Iowa with,
you know, maintaining liberty. Right, it's a pretty Middle America. Golly,
Jeek state, as far as I'm concerned, hardworking people, much
like every state. Yeah, that's why, because they've maintained liberty.

(46:21):
There were two that I thought were the best ones.
So I'll tell you the first one. Uh and North
to the Future. North to the Future, Mmmm, Kentucky because
I'm another one of the southern states. North to the South, Dakota, Alaska.

(46:47):
Alaska's as far north as you can get. Yeah, but
that's a lot. How many people go to Alaska because
they think that's where their future is. And historically people
moved across the Straight Street state to the west because
they thought that's where the future was. They thought that's
where riches were, that that's a chance to start over.
And how many people do you know, move to Alaska

(47:10):
They're like, I'm gonna be who I finally want to be, right.
And then the other one that I think is maybe
the best one. United we Stand, Divided, we Fall.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Hm hm.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
A coin.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
So yeah, I feel like it is. That feels like
that would be like Mississippi or Mexico.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
I told you Mississippi.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Oh, okay, United, we stand, Divided, we fall. What do
you think I'm going with New Mexico I'll say, I'll
say New York.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
You just can't give up on New York. You two,
we can't. One of these days, man, we're gonna get it.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Comes from a famous song from seventeen sixty eight that
we should all remember called Liberty Song, and it was
a song that the governor, first governor of this state
was really fond of. So he's like, yeah, let's put
it on that the on the state motto, and that
is Kentucky. God damn it. Yeah, this one is Excelsior

(48:31):
nerd Rhodes Island.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Isn't there a drink Excelsior.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Probably, well, there's Seltzer and Celsia is yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
New York, Oh damn it.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Of course there it is. Right. How about to be
rather than to seem that is a state model?

Speaker 5 (48:57):
To be, rather than to see.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
That goes for West Virginia.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
You seem very sure of yourself.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I am not Rhode Island. I've not gotten one of
these right yet, North Carolina. West Virginia has a pretty
great one. Mountaineers are always free. Okay, that seems to fit. Yes, Uh,
there was one last one. Oh, of course, work conquers

(49:32):
all oh thing we've mentioned Oklahoma. Yet have we no Oklahoma?

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Hm, I'll say Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
This phrase is also on the state seal. Uh, it
isn't technically defined as the estate official motto. Only thirty
eight percent of the residents of this state even know it. Uh.
There was a resolution in twenty twelve that tried to
establish in God we trust Us as the motto, and
in twenty twenty one House speaker proposed an eighty five

(50:06):
thousand dollars bill to get this phrase work conquers All
on all state buildings because that feels like a good
use of resources and that is Oklahoma ooh fun like God?
Well right, and I would disagree. I do not think
work conquers all. Plenty of people work really hard and

(50:27):
it does not get them the things they want. You
can be the hardest working farmer in America in Oklahoma,
and that don't mean you're going to get the best
price on your stuff. You're going to get everything you want,
riches you want, the sale of your crops. It don't
mean that. Yeah, bidnomics in China one percent, one hundred

(50:49):
percent just a weird rabbit hole to go down of
state mottos and how much they maybe some of them
make sense, but overall most of them you're like, I
don't know what does this have to do with anything?

Speaker 6 (51:02):
And I agree.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I think that they should be taught because it teaches you,
at least state.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
History, right, and how we got there in the thought process.
You know, well maybe not thought process, but at least
you definitely write history.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
I think state models are about as important as state
fruits rights, like a strawberry or something like that.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
It's the watermelon.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I think it's the watermelon. Yeah, state fruit. Why's your name?
Show up and I look it up? All right, we
got we gotta take a break. We'll be back. Four
of The Big Mad Morning Show is NEST ninety seventy
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Let's play a game, because we got tickets to see
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Excuse me, you have seven and Lindsay has nine.

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Whoever gets the most right is winning tickets to see
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Tulsa State Fair.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 5 (52:43):
My name is Sherrie Wivo.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Hi, Sherry, how are you today?

Speaker 5 (52:47):
I'm doing pretty good.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I bet you are good.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
It's great to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Sheerry. Who do you want to give clues? Lindsey or
Lindsay work Lindsay? Good choice, Cherry. You'll have sixty seconds
on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue. Are
you ready? I'm ready?

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Here we go, Okay, Sherry. This was a line dance
and a Spanish group saying it and you put your
hands out in front of you, and then you put
them on your shoulders and then you put them on
your hips. Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
This is.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Slash and Axel. It's their band and they sing a
song about the month that we celebrate Thanksgiving. No, the
month that we celebrate Thanksgiving? What month?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Oh, November? Uh huh?

Speaker 5 (53:47):
And what falls in weather water? What do you call
it that falls outside the water that comes down November?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Rang?

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Yes, I say both the words yes, uh huh. Okay.
If you're not a winner, you're a.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Get some help back all right. This is where you
go and you stay if you need uh not a
motel another word for him? Uh huh. And the state,
the big state.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Time time time, time time. You got the three, it's
over and.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
We got three shares.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I got this elastica three. Don't go anywhere, not that
you'll listen to me? Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? I thank Sean? Sean? How are
you today? Buddy good? All right? Three?

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah? Here we go. Jay Z's wife correct.

Speaker 6 (54:59):
Little tiny dude wears purple.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
This is from uh, the movie Purple Rain. Correct. This
is she was married to Kevin Fetterline. And this is
one more time correct. Justin Timberlake was in this band
that's the opposite of Hello, Hello Hello correct. Uh. Sporty

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Beckham's wifely correct.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Darryl and John singing about a wood leader yes, Freddie
Mercury and their operatic song has two different correct the
guy who sang Yellow Brick Road, Yes, uh, Andy and
Barry and.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Their song that John Travolta was in the movie.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Correct this time?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Nine Man, congratulations, you got tickets to see corn and
Mega Ride passes. Man, congratulations, you are legendary in this game.
Don't go anywhere. Yeah, I love it, Sherry, you didn't win.
I have the best day.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
You and your friend have the best day, Sherry.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
All right, you guys, thank you. Here's the one that
and uh yeah, they're currently doing a residency in the
sphere don Henley and uh you check out, but you
don't leave. Is that right?

Speaker 6 (56:39):
The lyric from the song, Yeah, Lindsay was on the
right track.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
The uh Big State Eureka Hotel, California.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Yeah, he got the last one right right up?

Speaker 1 (56:56):
All right? The record now that keeps me in the
lead with twelve moves you too eight and keeps Lindsay
in nine more of The Big Man Morning Show. Good morning,

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(57:58):
to the International Space. They're scheduled to take a Crew
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four people, but two will be left behind so that
the other two that are still stuck up there can
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fil A. The US is sending additional troops to the
Middle East. The Pentagon said that the move to send a.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
Small number of troops to the region is out of
abundance of caution. The decision comes as tensions continue to
escalate between Israel and a RUN backed militia has blah.
Exxon responds after California sues it's over plastic. Exon's firing
back of California's lawsuit about alleged deceptive marketing message involving plastics.

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In the lawsuits, ag rob Banta accuses the oil giant
of convincing the public now recycling plastic is safe for
the environment, while increasing its production of the polymers that
go into single use plastics. Late yesterday, Exxon said for decades,
California officials have known that their recycling system isn't effective,

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they failed to act, and now they seek to blame others.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
The statement ads, to date, we processed.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
More than sixty million pounds of plastic waste in the
usable raw materials, keeping it out of landfills.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yeah. I think like since the eighties Exxon has been like, yeah,
you can recycle plastic sirt, No, we can't. Eick snay
on the astic play.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
And then lastly here the Tulsa Opera is seeking donations
for repairs following vandalism on Sunday night, and Tulsa Opera
seeking donations to help cover repairs after they said the
door to the Tulsa Opera.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Offices was bendalized. They said that nothing was stolen. Middle
cost by fifteen to two thousand dollars to fix, and
donations made from September twenty third through October fifteenth will
go at two wards the door repairs. Let's see what
Lindsay has for I think this just happened with Uh.
I think it happened again at Nothing's Left Brewery. This
happens a lot where the front door gets bashed out

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for people think that they can go in and get stuff,
but not a lot like I saw a story of
somebody robbing a mini golf. So it feels like a
giant waste of time dispensaries breweries. I get that. I
get that why people want to break a front door
to try to get in, maybe get some free beers,
some free gummies, whatever the case is, not knowing that

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everything's put away unlocked up. So it is the cash right.
But the opera house, well, you're gonna get free tickets
to u Cet on a hot tin roof, you know,
I mean maybe because you know things bynomics, but like
maybe they have a nice piece of furniture. Okay, this
nice voss.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
This will really pull the temple under the bridge together.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Right, this is really what it's missing to make it
feel more homeye.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Hall of Fame. NFL quarterback Brett Farv is said to
testify today at a Houseways and Means Committee hearing looking
into welfare reform. The hearing centers around reforming temporary assistance
for needy families, with the state of Mississippi, where Farv
is from, at the heart of controversy. A state audit
found that almost eighty million dollars in funds meant for

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low income families were instead diverted to rich and powerful people.
Farv is one of over a dozen defendants in a
civil suit looking to recoup the funds.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I'm interested that they're investigating this, but I you know,
I guess they should. I don't know if this is
just pop and circumstance, but it feels like pretty and
dry case. He either did or he did not. I
feel like we've been hearing about this for a few years.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Oh yeah, he's dragging it out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
I don't know if he's dragging it out again. When
I think something like they go to usually.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Goes to t out pretty fast.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Well, I mean, he was fighting it for a long.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Time, well in public Yeah, not in court.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
I thought he was. He had hired a big, big
wig attorney for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
That hasn't been in court. I know there's been some
defamation cases he's lost. Yeah, But as.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Far as this and him stealing money, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
It feels like we've been hearing about it for a
while in terms and with no resolution of innocence or guilt.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
The Chicago Bears are going to spend the week gearing
up for their first conference game of the twenty twenty
four season. Chicago hosts the Los Angeles Rams at Soldier
Field this Sunday. The Bears are coming off a twenty
one to sixteen loss against Indianapolis in Week three. Chicago's
in last place in the NFC North at one and two,
the same record as the Rams. Sunday game kicks off

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at noon.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Well, no, on Wednesday. If that game, we're gonna be
able to see that game on TV. Yeah, because Wednesday
is when the maps come out.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
I hope, so, I hope we see it. The Minnesota
Vikings are alady gown on it. I know it's tough.
Minnesota Vikings are going to spend the week preparing for
their first border battle of the twenty twenty four season.
The Purple visit Green Bay Packers this Sunday. Minnesota enters
the contest as the top team in the NFC North
at three and oh, but the Packers are only a

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game behind at two and one. Sam Donald is expected
to play from Minnesota after an MRI revealed that the
injury that he suffered this past Sunday was just a
knee bruise. This Sunday's game kicks off at noon as well,
and the Steelers are preparing for their next opponent opponent.
The team battles the Colts in Indy Sunday afternoon. Pittsburgh

(01:03:57):
is first in the AFC North at three and oh
following a close win over the Chargers. Justin Fields has
started all three games as Russell Wilson continues to deal
with a calf injury. In other news, the team signed
a former Patriots offensive tackle, Calvin Anderson, yesterday. The Eagles
are preparing for their next opponent. The team battles the

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Buccaneers in Tampa Sunday afternoon. Philly's second in the NFC
East at two to one following a comeback win over
the Saints. New Orleans coach Dennis Allen said his team
doesn't play dirty. Despite Philly losing several players to injury.
DeVante Smith suffered a concussion after taking a hit to
the head.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Did you see the hit? I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
I didn't see that game.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
It is a nasty hit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
The guy is clearly down and he comes bareling in,
bareling headfirst into the guy who's back, he's falling back
and hits him in the back of the head. And
the player is like, his hands are crumpled, like he
clearly is unconscious. He's like, damn, so he should get punished.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
PAC twelve is one full member away from reaching NCAA requirements.
According to Yahoo Sports, Utah State is joining the PAC twelve.
The conference will now have seven members, with Boise State,
San Diego State, Fresno State, and Colorado State also set
to join. Yahoo reports that the PAC twelve has engaged
in conversations with Gonzaga to join the conference as a

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partial member for basketball, and Yu kind of joined the
league as a partial member for football.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
And they with them leaving.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
That means the Mountain West all has like seven teams left,
which is kind of hard to have a multiple game
schedule in football and volleyball and all these other schools.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Like yeah, four American Athletic Conference schools are remaining committed
to the AAC. Memphis, South, Florida, Tulane, and UTSA released
a joint statement on social media that acknowledged they had
received interest from other conferences, but it was in the
school's best interests to remain in the AAC. The schools

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had been targets of the PAC twelve as it tries
to recover from losing all of its institutions except Oregon
State and Washington State. The PAC twelve has added those
four schools, but still needs two more institutions to reach
the NCAA's minimum requirement, and the forty nine ers will
likely be without a member of their defensive line for
the remainder of the season. San Francisco defensive tackle Javon

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Hargrave suffered a partially torn right tricep that will require
surgery and is likely to end his twenty twenty four season.
Hargrave suffered the injury and Sunday's loss to the Rams.
He'll finish the year with seven total tackles and one
sack in three games. In other team news, star running
back Christian McCaffrey is visiting with a specialist in Germany

(01:06:52):
about the persistent achilles tendonitis that has landed him on
injured reserve.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
This is the b I think this might be the
most bizarre story so far in the NFL because going
mid season is weird, right, And he's going for stem Cell.
That's why he's going over there. Oh yeah, for sure,
But usually stem Cell is like when there's no other answer, right,
or they're trying to rush him through his injury, hurry

(01:07:18):
to get him back. Yeah, it's really it's a really
bizarre thing. To send him overseas and maybe we're not
hearing the whole story of what the injury is, which
is entirely possible, right, But to send an active player
while he's on the reserve, but like overseas in the
middle of the season.

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Yeah, Aaron Rodgers that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Think not he got it Aaron Rodgers. Well Aaron Rodgers
did in the States, right, right, right?

Speaker 7 (01:07:44):
But still, I mean, like a super speedy recovery is
what I'm what I'm getting at.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I don't know, man, you can't rush those injuries. And
he's had chronic problems before. Have you heard about the
Miles Garrett injury. The Miles Garrett injury is really crazy.
So apparently he had surgery on his feet when he
was a kid, Okay, and it's flaring up. Oh that
sucks from when he was a child, and it's like really.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Bad of what kind of stuff that he.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Has some sort of surgery on his foot on his
feet not foot feet when he was a kid. I'm
not clear on the ins and outs of that, but
it might take him out for the season. From a
childhood to surgery, I think it's just a thing that like,
you play that much, you know. To me, this is

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like the argument to not let your kids play so
young is that you get an injury, you get it repaired, whatever,
and then it comes to haunt you when you finally
make it into the NFL.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Right, and the Baltimore Ravens are bringing back a familiar face.
ESPN reports that the team is signing veteran pass rusher
yannik and Gowkway into the practice squad. The twenty nine
year old last played in twenty twenty three with the Bears.
In eight NFL seasons, he had sixty nine sacks. The

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former University of Maryland standout played nine games for the
Ravens in twenty twenty and recorded three sacks and that
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ways to do that nine one eight four to six
oh kmod or you can text BMMS and whatever that
is to eight two nine four five. It says I
work out of town occasionally, and recently I returned home
very late. When I arrived home, my fiance wasn't there.
Her car was in the garage, but she wasn't. I
called and there was no answer. Straight to voicemail. I
called at least ten more times, no answer. I decided

(01:10:55):
to pull up find her iPhone on her iCloud account
to see where she was. She was at the bar.
It was after midnight. She knew I was coming home.
I decided to drive to the bar. I don't drink.
Happened since my first year in college. She also doesn't drink.
We don't drink. She didn't appear to be there with

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anyone when I walked in. She knew I was coming home.
She didn't tell me she was going out. She gave
me no explanation and said she just needed to release
some stress and that I was controlling her and that
I'm not in charge of her. She couldn't give me
a good answer as to how she got there and
who she was with. She was relieving stress is what

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she was doing in front of everyone at the bar.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Were there are any buses around?

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Lots of questions? I think in that email, right, is
he controlling her? Should she tell him? It doesn't sound
like he's control rolling her. Guy was out of town.
He works out of town.

Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
He's coming home as people who work out of town do,
and was expecting his fiance.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
It didn't say in their how long they've been together? Right? No? No?
But it does that matter? No, not necessarily. But I
mean if they, you know, have been together. You know,
we've been together for you know, seven years, da, da,
dada whatever. You know.

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
The fact of it is is he was expecting her
to be there.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Right, and she was not planning to get married. So yeah,
so what I mean, they've clearly been together a long
time or long enough to get to plan a life together.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Not necessarily, people get engaged pretty fast. You don't necessarily
have to be. That doesn't when I hear fiance, I
don't just assume they've been together for years. No, I
would assume at least a year. But you're right, people
do that in less than that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
You know, when I hear fiance, I hear they are together,
though it's not like there's a commitment, right, they're committed
to one another.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Sure, but that I don't know what that has to
do with her thinking she's controlling already is or isn't? Yeah,
and this whole they you know, he made it pretty
clear they don't drink, or at least he was under
the belief they don't drink, right, And the straight to
voicemail thing, I think is the most bizarre part.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
Yeah, I just think it's a little bizarre to call.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Ten times for him to call her ten times. Yeah, well,
if you're let's let's put you in their shoes. Okay,
let's say you were out of town and your lady is.
You expect her to be home, but she's not home,
and then you call and she does and he goes
straight to voice. But wouldn't you call at maybe not
ten times? And maybe ten times is a little hyperble,

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That's what I'm saying, you know, or not. Maybe he's
dumbing it down.

Speaker 7 (01:13:46):
Yeah, who knows, But wouldn't you call more than just once?
Or would you Oh, well, what voicemail? Okay, that's it
I'm going to bed.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
I think ten times leans a little bit into insane.
What I call a few times? Sure, like maybe it
didn't ring, but I like the rule of three on things.

Speaker 7 (01:14:10):
Right, and then you got you got you got to
put all that stuff together right. So he called, went
straight to voicemail, right, pulls it up on the find
my phone. She's at a bar. Well, she doesn't drink.
What the hell she's doing at the bar. So there
goes another couple more phone.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Calls, just trying to figure out what the hell is
going on.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Yeah, you know, I honestly I can't blame the guy
for calling, whether it been six or ten times.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
I like this text.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Nothing says I'm guilty, like a good old you're controlling deflection?

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
Yeah, maybe does the phone even does it come up
for someone if the phone is off?

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
What do you mean? I don't know, Like on my iPhone?

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Yeah, uh, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Last place at pinged. I think maybe I don't know
how that works out because he you know the old
days of like I called all the hospitals and jails.
Where are you?

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
I mean, yeah, I think there's a fair concern that
she's not here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
She should be. That's I think that's a fair concern
to have as a somebody in a partnership, in a
committed relationship. I'm a little in shock by this is
the first bizarre thing that's happened. Yeah, there.

Speaker 7 (01:15:30):
Rang in my head that, like, there's a lot more
going on that's not being mentioned in this email, Like
I wonder what else is going on in their life?
You know, that's that's kind of spawned all this, and
this is just the head of the pimple that's about
to pop.

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
I know for me when.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
My wife, my first wife, and there was some bizarre behavior.
In the moment, none of it felt odd, But then
in reflection you see all those things and you go, WHOA,
that's a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 6 (01:16:06):
So when you're in it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
It's hard to see all that, it's hard to recognize
them as bizarre things. Quote a rehab song just walk Away,
plus who wants to be with the drinking drunk core?
Reasonable answer? Her defensiveness says a lot. You really need
to reevaluate this relationship from both sides. You may be

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a bit controlling and she may be stepping out. Nuclear answer,
do I really need to say she's a cheating whore.
Next text, she's a cheating whore. Sounds like you're both
toxic and prefer each other. Maybe she ubered there.

Speaker 7 (01:16:46):
Okay, that's possibility. That is a possibility. She's gonna go
out and blow off some steam. May not have had
a drink in years, maybe since before they got together
or when.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
They got together. She's like, I'm just gonna put the
bottle down, you know, and live a normal life, and
got a little stressed out. I was like, listen, I'm
about to tie one on, but I'm gonna be responsible.
I'm gonna call newer.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
I could see that. I don't know, if you don't
drink and you know your fiance who's been out of
town is coming back into town, that you're suddenly that's
the thing you're responsible on, right.

Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
Right, right, right right, That's the thing that kind of
holds everything up. Is like she knew that he was
coming back in this we assume that we assume from
the email. Now I can't remember if it said he
she knew I was coming home to night, or was
it she knew I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Was coming home at some point in time this weekend?

Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
You know, because if she's out on a Friday night
and not expect him to be home until Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Okay, now, I think that's fair. Like, what day of
the week is this? Is it a Wednesday? Yeah? Was
this a surprise come home? You know I'm coming home,
but you don't know exactly when that Even if it's
a surprise coming home, I think, and you don't you
think your partner doesn't drink.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
And they're at the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Right, that's a Again, I think there's a bunch of
separate things happening to me is a concern at right.
Typically people communicate in relationships, communicate throughout the day even
when they are out of town. Now, maybe not as much,
but definitely maybe at night or during lunch or yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
Typically, and you might know her plan.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
What are your plans tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Right, You're trying to be a part of the relationship
even though you're in another area code. Hey, how was
your day? How are the kids? Like things like that.
Typically I would think, yeah, but Bill from the service
department has really got you know, Bill from the service
department wants to go out and get service bab Bill.

Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
Oh got it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Oh. I also think it's important on what she was
wearing oh like when she went out, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
When you showed up, what was she?

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Was she dressed for lack of a better term, like
a hua, right, or was she just wearing normal everyday clothes,
jeans and a T shirt, pair of sweats, maybe something
that's been a little faded, worn out, got a couple
of holes to me? If you're dressed in just everyday grub,
and that feels a little more like, yeah, you're stressed.

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Something happened at work maybe I don't know, and you
needed to blow of some steam.

Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
Dressed up like a hua tells me you were out
for some eyes.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
But she could have gone to the liquor store and
bought a bottle of wine or a bottle of booze
and gone home and blown off steam that way.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
That's not the same.

Speaker 7 (01:19:34):
It's not the same blowing off steam at home as
it is going out in public.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
You know what I mean? What's the difference. Well, one,
you've got more people out in public. What you're at
your house, Well, that's not blown off steam. That's hanging
out with people, right right, So that's a different scene out.
Here's the deal, though, you don't have to be hanging
out with people to go out in public and blow
off some steam. You could simply go to the bar
by yourself. There's more people around. The atmosphere is different.
You ever get so bored at your house You're like,

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I just got to get out of here. I need
a change of scenery because you've been in your house
for so long. It doesn't matter what that change of
scenery is. It could we go to Walmart, or it
could be going to a bar. It's just changing things
up a little bit because you've been trapped into this
little box for so long. No, I like being at home.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
That's you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
No, I know you asked me, though, you asked my opinion.
I like being at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like
blowing off steam. To me is doing is not going
to be around people? Just say that. I guess what
I'm saying is just say that, Hey, I want to
go be around people. Why use a generic blanket statement
like I'm blowing off steam like it's some excusable thing. Right?

Speaker 7 (01:20:42):
Maybe maybe, and this is just speculation, but he's already
said to how she thinks he's controlling, and maybe she
feels that if she tells him I'm going to the bar,
he's going to blow a gasket, right, and things are
just going to go south really fast. Where it's a
little different to be like, hey, I'm just gonna go
out and blow off some steam.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
He's gonna blow He's gonna blow a gasket anyway. Yeah,
because you're being deceptive. Oh yeah, for sure. So what
you say is irrelevant when you aren't, when your communication
is rough, you are taking out a debt that will
show up later with interest.

Speaker 7 (01:21:15):
Absolutely that is great for the logical person, but you
got to think about the person who's not thinking logically,
and it's just like, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Well if I tell him this, then it won't be
as bad the next of the day.

Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
Who names their kids steam?

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
I can't drink at my house by myself. I can
drink at a bar by myself, though, why can't you?
Why can't you drink by yourself in your house?

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
There's a lot of reasons. Man. Maybe it sends them
down a dark, depressive.

Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
Hole, and maybe you shouldn't be drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Maybe maybe not. But when you're going out, you're around
other people. The atmosphere there, the vibe is totally different,
and you may drink by yourself, but you're not going
to get lost in your own personal thoughts.

Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
But here's a problem too, is that when he went
to the bar, he couldn't find her there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Oh, he couldn't find who he was with, is what
she said. He obviously found her.

Speaker 7 (01:22:12):
Oh oh, I was wondering about that part because I
couldn't remember if he did see her there, found her
and was like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
What the hell you could do? And Becky, Becky, uh
did duh? I said, driving the bar, I don't drink
having to she did us and ring she didn't appear
to be there with anyone when I walked.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
In, So she was there. She was there. He did
find her there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
The thing about drinking alone at home and you're like, oh,
I got to go to the bar that way, you're
not at some point though, you are gonna be alone.
So that ideology of like I go to this, if
you drink and you go into a deep dark place,
you should not drink.

Speaker 6 (01:22:53):
Yes, that is a red flag massive.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
However, yeah, you're gonna You're gonna end up going home.
That is a truth. And being alone, but you probably
have drowned your thoughts and fogged your brain up so
much to where you're not thinking about all that also
get home, and that is the problem, that is the concern.
So no, that is a legitimate life concern. If you
drink so much that you are drowning in your like

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to wash out your thoughts, that is the bad thing.
Maybe justified alcoholism is what I'm hearing you say.

Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
I think that people handle things differently, totally different than
what you guys do, for sure, Okay, And I kind
of relate to this person or this fectational person that
we're talking about here, because everybody does things differently. Some
people have to some people like to go out and
blow some steam up by having a few drinks, and
some people like to deal with their problems that way.

(01:23:50):
Doesn't make it healthy, but that's just how that they are,
and that's how they deal with things.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Blowing having a few drinks is not what we were
just talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
I mean, a few drinks is not what we just said.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
You said where you drowned out your feelings and thoughts
right exactly. And sometimes that's not a few drinks. Yes,
sometimes Sancho is to blame, Oh Sancho. No matter how
you play this out in your mind, it's too suspicious.
Many things point to cheating and the fact she won't
explain pretty much means she's guilty and got caught. I mean,

(01:24:25):
I don't mean she's guilty and got caught. He's definitely
not a good communicator, right right, He didn't catch her
doing anything but sitting at the bar. Right, that's the
only thing she is guilty. Uh yeah. But the mind
is running because you just don't know. So you're with
that unknown, your mind starts piling in things to try
to fill that void. Next thing you know, you've gone

(01:24:46):
and drive yourself crazy. Sounds like you made the cheating
horror relapse. Good job, okay, unbknowtes to you. You had
a relapse on your hands, says I work out of
town occasionally, and I recently returned home very long eight.
When I arrived home, my fiance wasn't there. Her car
was in the garage, but she wasn't. I called and
there was no answer, straight to voicemail. I called at

(01:25:07):
least ten more times, no answer. I decided to pull
up find her iPhone on her iCloud account to see
where she was, and she was at the bar. It
was after midnight. She knew I was coming home. I
decided to drive to the bar. I don't drink, haven't
since my first year in college. She also doesn't drink.
We don't drink. She didn't appear to be there with

(01:25:28):
anyone when I walked in. She knew I was coming home.
She didn't tell me she was going out. She gave
me no explanation and said she just needed to release
some stress and that I was controlling her and I'm
not in charge of her. She couldn't give me a
good answer as to how she got there and who
she was with Lindsey.

Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
Okay, so the red flag for me is she couldn't
give me an answer how she got there, or she
said a good answer as to how she got there.
Well she did, she not give you an answer at all,
because all she would have to say is well, I
ubered here because I knew I'd be drinking. I wanted

(01:26:10):
to drink. He said that he doesn't drink. Okay, good
for you. And he said that she doesn't drink. Well,
maybe she does drink. I mean, is that something Just
because you don't drink doesn't mean that she doesn't. Maybe
it is something that she does.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Yeah, it does sound like though he's saying she was
under the impression she doesn't right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Well, maybe she does. Maybe she's a closet drinker. Okay,
I'm not one. I don't want to say to jump
to conclusions that she's a cheating whore, but I don't
know why she couldn't just say, well, I ubered here
or I had a friend pick me up and drop
me off. It really does sound like she did get

(01:26:54):
picked up by someone or she met someone there, because
if she's not up to no good, she would have been.
She would have told him exactly how she got there,
in my opinion, So to me, that is a red
flag because she is not being honest about how she
got there. So I think that there is something else

(01:27:17):
going on, whether it's she met a guy there or not,
something is going on that she's not being honest about.
Or girl, Oh yeah, it could be a girl who knows.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Maybe she has a double life.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
Maybe give me.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
I I know it's a tough one because I'm not
going to jump immediately to she's a cheating whore. I'm
not saying that she is. But it's not a good look.
The optics on it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:43):
Are not good at all whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Okay, but here's kind of how I'm imagining all this
played out. Okay, he's gone gone to work, she had
a rough day, whatever, wants to go blow off some steam,
have a few drinks, relax.

Speaker 7 (01:28:02):
I'm tired of sitting in this goddamn house. The kids
are bothering me. Whatever it is. So she goes to
the bar and she's having a few drinks. She's having
a good time, just chilling, hanging out with regulars.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:28:17):
He comes home, maybe a little bit early, maybe not,
who knows, but she's not there. He comes busting through
the door of the bar that she's at, already ratcheted up,
already at a ten, because she is not where he
wants her to be at the time and place that
he wants her to be at.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
He's expecting to be home, she's not. So he's already
at a ten. Guys, effing hot, not hot, isn't sexy,
but you know, worked up, not worked up, ready for sex,
worked up, angry.

Speaker 6 (01:28:47):
Yes, I'm a little upset, little man, little lingry, redlining.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
So he's going into this situation hot already, and he's like,
what's this.

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
I thought you didn't drink, Just showing up, making a seat.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Already already and they've already got they've already got some
issues because she's like, well, you're just controlling me.

Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
So that tells me there's already something in that relationship
before this ever happened, that made her feel that way.
So he's out of ten, comes in already going at her, remember,
and she's just you know, just trying listen, bro, I'm
just trying to relax and have a good time, Jill,
trying to blow off some steam, trying to de escalate

(01:29:30):
the situation because he's coming in already.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Hut, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:34):
So that's where all that at.

Speaker 7 (01:29:35):
I don't know if she's doing anything. I really don't
think that she's doing anything. Of course, it doesn't look
good so far as my you know, my advice to
this guy, keep a watchful eye, keep a watchful lie,
but don't make it try to be controlling.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
Yeah, it's a slippery slope, right, It really is.

Speaker 7 (01:29:53):
It really is. But I mean, if you're concerned, talk
to her about it, have the conversation. Don't get it's
so ratcheted up to where she starts to shut down. Okay,
then maybe you all can figure it out and have
a happy compromise from there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
I don't disagree with Gimpie saying, I'm not a big
fan men or women. When there's a gap in the story,
it's automatically they're cheating. That is not always the case.
I think both these two individuals are displaying one of
the biggest problems in society today, and that is one's
inability to handle when things don't go the way you want,

(01:30:34):
his inability to handle her not being home when he
wants her there, And what it sounds like is her
inability to deal with stress. And so they both handled
it in a really aggressive, toxic way. Yeah, but you're
not even married yet and you're like, you got a fear.

(01:31:00):
If you can't work through this, maybe then find someone
who's okay with you going to the bar whenever you want,
and maybe find someone who will be there when you
get home. All right, slippers and cigar in hand. If
you want someone to make you French toast every morning,
find the person that will make you French toast every morning.

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Don't settle and stay away from cheating horse.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Uh and put a tracking app on her, maybe an
air tagg in her purse. Stay toxic, Kinks, but figure
it out. Yes, you can always email us show at
kmod good morning, It's the Big nine Morning Show nine

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need advice. The email address is show at kmod dot com.
This one says, I'm getting a vasect me next month
and my wife wants her father to be in the
room when I get the procedure. This might be the

(01:32:07):
craziest thing she has ever said. When I said no,
she asked, why was it okay for me to insist
my mother be in the room when I give birth
but her father can can't be in the room when
I get a vasectomy. I told her it was crazy,
and she said I would need a ride anyways, and
none of her brothers would let her dad see them

(01:32:27):
get snipped and he felt left out. This seems outrageous,
but this is the exact argument I made on why
my mom should be allowed to be in the room
when she gave birth. Should I let this happen since
I pushed it on her? That is something you hear
people say right like can my mom be in the

(01:32:49):
room while you give birth? Or people be in the
room while you give birth, which is wild to me. Yeah,
I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
But I mean at least the mothers, they know what
they're going going through they can offer that support. And
women are more apt to be emotional like that, you
know what I mean for lack of better words, you know, now, what.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:33:11):
Expand on that thought.

Speaker 7 (01:33:12):
They're more apt to be like, oh, it's sympathetic.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
That's the word. I'm more looking for. Sympathetic, like, we
know what you're going through right here, hold your hand,
you know, rub your head. Debt. I've been through this.
You know, as a mother of four, I've been through this.
I know what you're going through, debta to debt, which.

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
Is exactly why we don't want the mother in the
in the room with that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Would you want your mother in there?

Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
Nope?

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
So no other women, nobody at all wants the word.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
I wanted my husband in there with me. I mean
that makes sense, especially for the first baby.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
Yeah, as someone who's out of a sectomy, I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
I barely want the people involved touching.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Me, right, father in law involved in them?

Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:33:52):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
But I mean the argument being made is pretty hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
Yeah, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Yeah, yeah, I never have heard of such a thing.
I've never heard of. You know. My wife was present
when I had my vasectomy. I was like, do you
want to come back and watch? What do I care?
But she's seen your balls, she knows what all's to
be fair, So have you absolutely you have a picture

(01:34:18):
of me getting a vasectomy that I do because your
father in law senior balls, though, that's the question. I
don't think so. I don't think so. But that wasn't
offered right.

Speaker 6 (01:34:28):
It's just weird, man.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
I think it's weird to have anybody in a procedure
with you. Yeah at all.

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Yeah, did you watch when your babies were born? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Well they were c section and so I mean I
was there next to my wife and he was like,
e because we're friends with which is weird. We're friends
with her doctor. And he was like, do you want
to see And I was like, not really, I'd rather
not see her enterds that way. Yeah, the old hippo gone.
But yeah, it it's a really wild experience. But to

(01:35:04):
have there's in a birthing, In a birthing scenario, there's
already way too many people in the room as far
as I'm concerned, At least a C section. I don't
know what it's like on a natural birth, but like
there had to have been fifteen people in the room,
and one of the craziest things. You're like, I'm my
head's right next to my wife. She's laying down. Of course,
I'm in like a stool next to her. I got
the curtain up right. I don't even know if my

(01:35:26):
wife wants we share this much. And then like you
hear the doctors. They're talking about vacation or whatever the
hell they got going on in their life and making
small talk while they're making a decision, and the anesthesiologist
is by us and he's adjusting things, checking on her,
Da da, da da, and we're like having this moment

(01:35:46):
and he leans over and goes hey, I was like yeah,
and he's like a big fan of the show.

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
My wife looks at me, you know, sedated out of
her mind, going what the F did he say? Nothing?
Which is great.

Speaker 6 (01:36:03):
I'm appreciative, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
A little busy. You got something going on right now? Yeah,
read the room, dude. She's doing this because you did
it to her. Her dad is going to see your
nuggets for spite. It'll make a good story. Another one,
grow a sack. She's just being vindictive. Tell her that
her dad can wait in the waiting room and not
go in at all. He needs to get his balls

(01:36:27):
from his wife's purse and tell her you'll take and
you bet. My wife said my ride was my wife
was my ride. But I was alone for the procedure.
Reasonable answer. You brought this on to yourself. Try to
handle it with humor. Dad probably doesn't want to be
there either. Nuclear answer. This is your opportunity to show

(01:36:47):
her dad how his who his precious princess daddy really is. Uh,
this is get back for having your mom in the room.
Most women don't want their own mom in the room,
let alone their mother in law. Watching the sea section
happen was totally badass. I got squirted by blood, which

(01:37:09):
was gnarly but still cool. Hell no, listen, Blood should
not be squirting from anywhere in a medical procedure or
from anyone. That's just a good they like sign you
should buy at pottery barn to put over your dining
room tail. Blood should not squirt from anyone. Nope, ever,

(01:37:29):
forget you know, gather, forget, live, life, live, laugh love.
Blood should not squirt. That should be a motto to
live by.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
It's just a no squirt.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
So yeah, when I had my first sea section, while
getting prepped in the or, the nurses and doctors were
playing Toxic by Britney Spears. I'll never forget that moment
realizing this is just another day for them, one hundred
percent your CEA section twelve of the day. They don't
these sections every day. If the husband pushed to have this,

(01:38:06):
have his mom in the room for the wife giving birth,
turn about is fair play? He just brought this on himself.
With that said, I wish I was in the room
for my husband's vasectomy because I love medical procedures. Maybe
it's just me, but it's a pretty intimate procedure, right,
like giving birth and sea section, there's a lot going on.

(01:38:28):
Both are very ultimate by no, no, yeah, not the
right word. The work area is smaller.

Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
Yeah, intricate.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Maybe it's very like we're talking C section.

Speaker 6 (01:38:40):
Is what the line is?

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
How big? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:38:42):
Anywhere between six and nine inches cut?

Speaker 5 (01:38:45):
Sure, I think it's a lot smaller now.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
They even do it to the point though, and then
of a sectomy is combined, maybe an inch good for you? Yeah,
I feel like the miracle of childbirth is different than
getting my balls cut off. But okay, you'll still have
your balls. They're just, you know, soldering something. I'm not

(01:39:08):
sure why it being a miracle requires an audience, right,
Having heart open heart surgeries pretty much a miracle. Yes,
it is ain't no audience for that. You're not inviting
people in, right, go to doctor Daniels and Muskogie. He
doesn't allow visitors during the procedure. Okay, there you go.

(01:39:29):
That's a weird of all the times when we get
a name droump GIMPI that is not the time.

Speaker 6 (01:39:34):
But never had a gyno drop.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Listen, if you need a guyno, I know a guy.
Or if you're Ghano needing a doctor, please let me know.
I'll help you find a good guy know. Let Corbin
help you find a good guyn ofcologist. Ladies, I like it,
Hello everybody. I get this argument, but it's so petty.
Big difference between birthing new life and your family and
caught a rizing a hairy ball sack. Yet they're very similar.

(01:40:01):
One is beginning a life. One is indian the inability
to it. Listener, email from a guy who says that
he's getting prosected me next month, and his wife wants
her father to be in the room when he gets
the procedure. This might be the craziest thing she has
ever said. When I said no, she asked why it
was okay for me to insist my mother be in
the room when I gave a birth, but her father

(01:40:21):
to be in the room when I get a eseecto
me is not okay. I told her it was crazy.
She said I would need a ride anyways, and none
of her brothers would let her dad see them get
snipped and he felt left out. This seems outrageous, but
this is the exact argument I made on why my
mom should be allowed in the room when she gave birth.
Should I let this happen since I pushed it on her, Lindsey.

Speaker 5 (01:40:42):
Yes, you should let it happen because you pushed it
on her. This is hilarious and it is she's just
getting back at you for making her let your mom
in her room giving birth to your child. So yeah,
this is it's a little tit for tap, but you're
gonna have to go with it. Sorry. Yeah, pick your battles, man.

(01:41:07):
This is it's hilarious, definitely, but yeah, you did it
to her, so now she's flipping the table, flipping the
switch on you. And yeah, and also did her dad
really want to go with her brothers to get their
visectomy and watch?

Speaker 6 (01:41:25):
That's weird, right, maybe dad's got this weird.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
I read it as she was using the excuse he made. Yeah,
it doesn't sound like dad. I don't think dad wants
to do it at all. I don't know of any
man that wants. I know plenty of women that want
to see their friend give birth or the whatever. I
don't know very many men that want to watch a vasectomy. No.
I guarantee, if you look up videos online on YouTube,
the number of percentage difference between childbirth videos and vasectomy

(01:41:55):
videos is probably ridonculous indifference. GIMPI uh no, man, you'd
be all right. You don't have to take daddy home
there there with you to the hospital. I say, just
drive yourself and go get it done. And you can't.
You can't home, you can't, Okay, get an uber then fine.
If that's the case, they medicate you, there's there's Oh

(01:42:16):
come on now, that doesn't mean anything, no to you.

Speaker 6 (01:42:19):
I understand that doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
Let surgery before and drove my way home.

Speaker 7 (01:42:23):
It's okay, it'll be say more. Yeah, tumbles that I
had my was it my sister? No tooth done, tooth removed?

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
Oh different. They still medicate you, they still give you.
They give you an opiate. You're not supposed let's rephrase this.
You're not supposed to drive drugged, right exactly? However, people
do it all time. Uh, but so therefore it's okay, Yeah,
you don't have to take one. I mean, you go

(01:42:51):
to the doctor and get it done. And and if
you want to be one of those guys like, well,
you know I need to right, just get an uber home,
It'll be fine. And uh, I think honestly, you're why
she's just giving you a hard time. I don't think
she really wants her dad to be in the room
with you. I think she's just giving you a hard
time for this. So deal with it. To me, all right,
listen to this text. When I had aseectomy, why my
wife was in there with me. The doctor said, quote,

(01:43:13):
I don't mean to sound gay, but you have a
really nice anatomy. I don't I mean, I guess if
you need an expert that sees anatomy, that would be
the one.

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
Yeah, you don't want to hear that from your wife.
That means she's seen.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:43:31):
I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill
and ain't a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
She's testing you and you're failing.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
Let it go. I'm a big believer. When people try
to make me uncomfortable, I'll just make it worse for you, right,
because she ain't gonna make me uncomfortable. So invite him along,
matter of fact, invite you to be like, yeah, why
don't your mom come too? I'm okay with that, the
whole family of all. Yeah, let's let's have a party. Hey,

(01:44:02):
call your granny up and grandpa. And here's the other part.
It's just balls, It really is. The gimbie has a
photo of my balls on his phone, but it's not
really it's not really balls. It is a blue sheet
with a ball kind of protruding through it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
It isn't it isn't a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
To worry about in terms of things that can be
embarrassing in your life. Your balls being seen by your
father in law, ain't it. With that being said, I'm
not showing my balls to my father in law. But
if I had to, so what, it's just balls.

Speaker 7 (01:44:52):
I don't send your father in law the picture of
your testicles.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
I mean, then you're just tributing porn, which I feel
like I have not given you permission to do. Side note,
you have to shave your balls for a vasectomy game
changer or keep them shaved? Now? Hey, yes, but I
just let them do it. I'm paying a price. I'm
getting all those services. No nicks, no nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:45:17):
And I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
They don't exactly use a great razor and they only
do like one spot. They're not like cleaning everything up.
Probably should let the VA know you can't drive after surgery,
had the vasectomy done, and took the creek home that
bouncing side of the bridge to broken arrow suck right
the roller coaster bridge, yeah road, roller coaster road. Yeah.

(01:45:40):
The whole thing is just stuff. Good morning, It's the

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Speaker 5 (01:46:21):
The Texans are turning the page to their Week four opponent.
Houston'll host Trevor Lawrence and the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday
afternoon at NRG Stadium The Texans are coming off a
thirty four to seven loss to the Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
C J.

Speaker 5 (01:46:35):
Stroud pass for two hundred and fifteen yards, one touchdown
and two interceptions in the losing effort. Stroud is completing
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hundred and nine yards, four touchdowns and two picks through
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(01:46:57):
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The right guard could land on injured reserve, which would
force him to miss a minimum of four games. The
twenty nine year old got hurt in the third quarter
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(01:47:17):
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And now it's time for your Dallas Cowboys update, brought
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(01:47:38):
did not participate in yesterday's practice. Defensive end DeMarcus Lawrence
was listed as limited during the session. The Cowboys of
loss back to back games and come off a twenty
eight to twenty five loss to the Baltimore Ravens. They're
at the bottom of the NFC East at one and two.

Speaker 6 (01:47:54):
Even Dalvin Cook's not playing for the Cowboys.

Speaker 5 (01:47:57):
Okay, And I forgot to mention, yes, Dight, did you
see their kicker? Uh made a history? Uh made history
with his field goal on Sunday The Cowboys. Cowboys kicker.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
They have a really good kicker.

Speaker 5 (01:48:13):
Yeah, yeah, but they still lost.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
Yeah. You can't win the game off kicks alone, You can't.
You can.

Speaker 6 (01:48:20):
The other team sucks that you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
That's a big game that they have to show they
are bouncing back. They have to show they have it together.
And if they don't, I think you're going to see
McCarthy his air. Listen to this. How's this for a
hot take? They deal Dak Prescott out in a monster
trade for someone else. They take Shador Sanders number one
in the they try to get hit Shador Sanders, and

(01:48:41):
then Dion Sanders becomes the coach. Okay, because McCarthy ain't
doing melon, I think he's lost the team. Yeah.

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will pass on a question. Let's open up the bone lines.
Here's Corbin in the Gang with all the truth you're
going to need nine one, eight four six oh kmod

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or you can text bmms and then whatever your question
is to eight two nine four five. If you were
tasked with designing a utopia, what's one unconventional rule or
feature you'd include to make it different from our world? So,

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if you were tasked with creating a perfect world, what's
one unconventional rule or feature you'd include to make it
different from our world?

Speaker 9 (01:50:52):
Lindsey, the weather would always be the perfect, No storms,
no controlling of the weather.

Speaker 5 (01:51:04):
Controlling of the weather, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
Okay, can be Oh, free weed for everyone, Okay, damn man, it.

Speaker 7 (01:51:13):
Might take things down a little bit, you know, Relax everybody, Yeah,
free India, all right? Oh I need just smoking us
a tiva getting in your head and going all crazy,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
You can't speak for five minutes after someone's done talking.

Speaker 6 (01:51:40):
That would be a very long conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
Agreed. Agreed, You'd have to really want to have a
conversation with someone and you'd have to listen. Again, I'm conventional.
I'm not gonna say it's gonna work. There was a
TV show called Utopia. I don't know if people remember
the show. So I thought it was a great show,
fantastic and then just stopped. Yeah, the reality of the show.

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People were like, oh, you can create this perfect world.
The reality is one not everybody agrees, and two Utopia
don't exist exactly. It was awesome to watch unfold, and
maybe that was the problem is quickly people realize.

Speaker 6 (01:52:17):
It can't be perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
This is going to work out from like everybody had
to follow a rule, like who are you to decide
the rule? Like people would get mad. Yeah, it was
brilliant to watch unfold. I don't get into a lot
of reality TV like that at all, but I was
into that one.

Speaker 6 (01:52:31):
I thought it was great and it just nope, we
ain't doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
Nomore By remind me like, but they had this like
area that was like fenced off they had to live in.

Speaker 6 (01:52:40):
They had to create their own crops.

Speaker 1 (01:52:42):
They had a house they gave him a domicide like
a place to live, but they had to figure out
how to live together. They had some chickens they had
to figure out that they could only and that was
it so like, and you had to survive like forty
five days or something in there. So you had to
decide when to kill the chicken, when not to kill
the chicken. There's always one person who thinks they're the

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alpha and would like would do things on their own course. Yeah,
and not.

Speaker 6 (01:53:06):
Include the group.

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
It was. It was a brilliant, brilliant show. Oh I
like this. Do you think the color pink is gurly? Why?

Speaker 6 (01:53:18):
Lindsay, Yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (01:53:20):
Think the color pink is is a feminine color. I
think just because we've grown up in a society that
made pink a female color. I think it's just been
been we've been born into that has it been engraved
into us for so long. That's and that's why that's
what makes it gurly. It's what we've we've grown up

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with to know, to learned, been taught that pink was gurly.
But I my kids wear pink. They I think everyone
it's fine to wear pink.

Speaker 6 (01:53:56):
So you're contradicting everything you're saying.

Speaker 5 (01:53:57):
Right, yea, but it is a feminine color just because
it's we've been taught that and that's what makes it feminine.

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
They used to not be though, right, they used to
not be Blue was the more feminine collar. And then
at least here in because I was like, when did
that turn?

Speaker 7 (01:54:17):
And it was in the fifties when they're like, maybe
we should get these girls and think and the boys
and blues so we can differentiate. You know, that's what
young boys should have, you know, short hair and the
girls have long hair so we can tell who's who.

Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
A little Sally with the with the bowl cut looks
like Samuel. Yeah, so Girley, I don't think it is.
It's just a color. Man, agree, It's it's so subjective.
It's like liking Okrah, Right, It's just a color. Would

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you rather have four season tickets to your favorite football
team in a losing season or where a jersey of
your least favorite player every Sunday?

Speaker 6 (01:55:01):
Would you rather have.

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
Four season tickets to your favorite football team in a
losing season or wear a jersey of your least favorite
player every Sunday?

Speaker 6 (01:55:10):
Lindsay, I don't really.

Speaker 5 (01:55:12):
Have a least favorite player, so to speak, but I
I don't know what a winning season looks like for
my favorite football team. So I'm going to take the
season tickets to the Chicago Bears, right.

Speaker 6 (01:55:25):
Because you were three season when they won the Super Bowl?

Speaker 5 (01:55:29):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:55:30):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:55:31):
Four?

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
Yeah, four eighty five Bears, Jimpie. Yeah, I'm taking the
season tickets because I'm still going to a live NFL game. Yeah,
And well that's all there is to it.

Speaker 6 (01:55:44):
Been there, done that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
I had season tickets when the Chiefs were not good,
so I know what it's like, and I would gladly
take them in a losing season every time. Right, It's
much more affordable. Cold tell you that I saw a
listener over the weekend and then we were talking about
the Chiefs and he's a Chiefs fan. He's like, Oh,
you're gonna go in games?

Speaker 6 (01:56:06):
I'm like, no, it's so expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
Yeah. Since we're talking about pink and balls, will you
guys help me kiss kickoff test secular cancer Awareness. We
use baby blue instead of pink, and our ribbon is
an upside down heart that looks like a guy's coin purse.
Have cancer a lot going on there, basically testicular cancer bad?

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Okay for sure?

Speaker 6 (01:56:34):
Yes, for sure?

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
Best way to be there for a best friend that's
wife left him and later found out she was cheating. Lindsey,
what's the best way to be there for a best
friend that wife left him and later found out she
was cheating.

Speaker 5 (01:56:51):
Uh? Go tick him out and be his man, find him,
find him a new person. The best way to get
over someone is to get under someone new.

Speaker 6 (01:57:08):
Let him cry. Has he doing it the whole time?

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
That's great? Yeah, you're not her, gimby, leave him beat man,
Leave him be and he'll come to you when he
needs you.

Speaker 7 (01:57:24):
And when he does, if he does, then be there
for him. But don't go and smother him. Try to
be right there next to him the whole time. Everybody
deals with things differently. Man, Just let him be him. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:57:41):
I think the middle of between those two, I think
you don't need to smother, But I also think don't
ghost him either. Check on him. He's going through a
life event. Maybe try to include him in some things.
Let him decide. You know, he probably feels alone and abandoned,
so I don't encourage doing more abandonment.

Speaker 6 (01:58:01):
Man, the life are going out tonight. You want to
come with right? You want to see all great? My
marriage is man.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
No, but like if you're having people over to watch
the game, right, things like that. I watched the Road Takeaways.
That kid was super whiny. Two the lady at the
Inn was very creepy. Three overall good movie. Just long
af did you see watch that movie yet? Gimpee? No,
I have not no, be honest with you. I left
here and totally forgot about it.

Speaker 6 (01:58:27):
That kid was super whiny.

Speaker 1 (01:58:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:58:29):
I would imagine.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
Kids in a post apocalyptic world where people are eating
each other and there's a scavenging for food and your
mother has died took her own life. I would think
that would make you a scoch whiny?

Speaker 6 (01:58:43):
Why is he happier?

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
Right? If you could be on the jury for any
high profile trial, past, present, or future, what case would
you be on? Lidall?

Speaker 5 (01:58:55):
I want to be on Diddy's trial.

Speaker 6 (01:58:57):
F there isn't one.

Speaker 5 (01:58:58):
Yeah, not yet there.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
He's not gonna make it be Maybe he ain't gonna
make it.

Speaker 5 (01:59:03):
What do you mean he's not gonna make it? You
think he's gonna off himself.

Speaker 1 (01:59:06):
Before he's on suicide?

Speaker 5 (01:59:08):
Yes, but that's common for any high profile case, an
investigation with a celebrity like that because of all of
the celebrities that are gonna be involved in this. I
think I think this would be one to be on.

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
I think everybody's getting their hopes up. We all thought
there'd be this list we'd see of Epstein and that
didn't turn out to be as sexy as we thought
it was gonna be. Yeah, go down the rabbit hole.
Have seen Aaron Carter and that did He had him killed.
Good on that rabbit hole. By the way, it makes
Corey Feldman look pretty smart, now, huh right, yeah, right,

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we all discounted him. He's got a song out there,
the joke, the joke, the joke, the jokers on you.
It's a horrible song, but the words mean something. Oh
he's a horrible singer. But suddenly it's bizarre. How true
it was? Uh past present or future? High profile trial
Gimpie probably Dahmer. I think that would be interesting.

Speaker 5 (02:00:11):
I don't know. I think the queis for me, the
queeze factor would kick into my wief.

Speaker 6 (02:00:15):
What's the quiet?

Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
All the blood you would see, well, you gotta look
at you gotta see all the crappy videos of the
diddy thing, right right. That feels worse. So if he
engaged in sex with children, or you've got to see
all that evidence. That sounds better, huh that.

Speaker 5 (02:00:38):
The celebrities that you're gonna be able to bust.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
I'm gonna go with man the jury on if they
ordered the code read or not on a few good man, Okay,
I'm sure there's one out there. I want to see

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him not handle the truth. Right, let's see Mary bank kill.
This is great. Someone with ten cats, someone with ten kids,
or someone with ten maxed out credit cards. Oh god,

(02:01:28):
Mary bang kill? I know, right, yeah, easy, it is easy.

Speaker 5 (02:01:39):
I'll marry someone with ten kids. I will. I'll bang
someone with max out credit cards, and I will kill
someone with ten cats because I'd rather take care of
ten kids than ten cats, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (02:01:58):
Gimbi man, all right, well, I just I want to
marry somebody with ten maxed out credit cards. I mean
they're maxed out or not.

Speaker 7 (02:02:11):
I gotta I've gotta kill the person with ten cats.
You can't sleep with them, you can't bang them. They
smell like cat piss. All right, I am, I am
aokay on that. Get that out of there.

Speaker 1 (02:02:23):
So I guess I guess I'm banging somebody with ten
kids because at least you know, she puts out.

Speaker 6 (02:02:28):
Or did or you yeah, I mean she did at.

Speaker 1 (02:02:32):
Least ten times. Yeah, that is the answer. Yes, this
is the way killed ten someone with ten cats. That's
still not a dent banging somebody with ten kids because
they don't want to be in a relationship they're busy
and uh yeah, I'm marrying someone with ten maxed out
credit cards. That debt I don't have to take on.

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They brought it into the marriage, they'll be able to
leave with it. And you know they like to spend
money and have fun. Feels like an easy one. An
interview Watch Chimp Crazy. The ending was a little anti climatic,
but I'm about eighty percent sure one of those women
bang the chimp. They are some serious weirdos.

Speaker 5 (02:03:15):
Serious weirdy I did. I watched it and I.

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
Thought all of it.

Speaker 5 (02:03:19):
Yes, it's only I think four episodes Krazy. It's mind
boggling the amount of crazy the one woman, what she goes,
the lengths that she goes through to have a chimp

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in her life and then get attacked by a chimp
and still want to have a chimp in her life,
and the things that she says she loves them more
than her own children. She would die for a chimpanzee
before her own child.

Speaker 6 (02:04:00):
Crazy Gimby.

Speaker 1 (02:04:02):
I didn't watch any of it. I have zero intentions
on watching. Oh yeah, I have not seen.

Speaker 6 (02:04:08):
I probably won't.

Speaker 1 (02:04:09):
I got enough crazy in my life. I don't need
to watch other crazy. Uh do you think she slept.

Speaker 6 (02:04:13):
With one of them chimps?

Speaker 5 (02:04:15):
No? No, but I get I mean, I guess anything's possible.
It is outrageous.

Speaker 1 (02:04:27):
Is it wrong if the wife gets mad for buying
her an off brand sex toy instead of one of
those fancy brands Lindsey, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:04:40):
I actually got an off brand one once and it
worked just fine, So I'm for it. If it works,
go for it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:51):
An electrocuge, No, it didn't. The only fire.

Speaker 5 (02:04:54):
The only problem with it was the instruction manual was
in I think Japanese or Chinese, and I couldn't read it,
but I figured it out.

Speaker 1 (02:05:04):
It's because they were listening to How hard is that
to figure on off right on off?

Speaker 5 (02:05:11):
I mean you figure out the switches pretty simply.

Speaker 1 (02:05:14):
This one goes, this one goes. Yeah, you can be na.
Is it wrong that she got mad?

Speaker 7 (02:05:24):
I mean if she had a preference and she specifically
asked for a name brand type of dildo, then.

Speaker 1 (02:05:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you skipped out on what she really wanted.
If you did it as a surprise when like happy Tuesday,
here's a vibrator, then I.

Speaker 7 (02:05:42):
Don't think she has the right to get upset. She
wasn't expecting it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
You know, a free dildo is a good dildo, whether
it's off brand or name brand or whatever. But I
could tell you this, no matter if it's name brand
or off brand, you need a vibrator. Sex toy of
many kind. Patricians has got you covered four locations nine am,
even open on Sundays. If the wife got mad at
me because I bought her a dildo and it wasn't

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a fancy brand, I would need her to write down
the name of fancy brands because I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (02:06:16):
I was just about to ask, what is a fancy
brand of dildo?

Speaker 1 (02:06:20):
I have no clue. Adam and Eve maybe a brands
I know in that industry. What's it matter? By the way,
it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Speaker 6 (02:06:34):
I could tell you that.

Speaker 7 (02:06:35):
Always say peanut butter does taste different than but jiff It.

Speaker 1 (02:06:39):
Works, well, what it works? It tastes different. I didn't
say it tastes better.

Speaker 6 (02:06:44):
Okay, it works though, is the point?

Speaker 1 (02:06:47):
Absolutely? It does work. It gets the job done. It
ain't that cardboard frozen pizza isn't as good as a
real pizza, but it works. Right.

Speaker 5 (02:06:58):
What's the price difference?

Speaker 1 (02:07:00):
Again? What's it matter when you buy them? What should
you look at the price? Just because it's more expensive
doesn't mean it's a better brand or a name brand.

Speaker 6 (02:07:07):
It doesn't mean it's gonna be better.

Speaker 5 (02:07:09):
The reason I purchased the one that I did was
because it was said it was the exact same thing,
but it was like one hundred and fifty dollars difference.
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:07:18):
So I just did a quick Google search of name
brand sex toys. It sends me to Amazon. All right,
they're smart Tracy's Dog vibrator. That should not be the
name of a brand of sex toy. Just you shure
it's not doche it's dog. I'm just trying to figure
it out. Tracy's Dog vibrator vibrating adult toys. And I

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would like to know what mad means to By the way,
is it wrong if the wife gets mad for buying?

Speaker 6 (02:07:51):
What does mad like?

Speaker 1 (02:07:52):
She yelled at you, screamed through it in the trash right,
you slept on the cat? What is mad? You just
sit there and pout all night long. I can't believe
you did this right, I mean that feels like a
different issue. You got a gift for your wife and
she's upset. I mean, yeah, I guess it'll work. This

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is fine.

Speaker 5 (02:08:17):
I'm not worth the fancy brand.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
Yeah, I wouldn't know what the fancy brand didn't come
with a bag tissue paper?

Speaker 5 (02:08:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:08:27):
Talk to you when you're done? Does it cuddle? What
do you want to I don't know?

Speaker 5 (02:08:30):
Or was it t move versus going to Patricia's.

Speaker 6 (02:08:35):
Or what's that wish?

Speaker 1 (02:08:37):
Yeah, you thought you were buying Kongdong and you got
pocket lipstick dildo. Fun fact, you guys know Walmart has
a huge selection of sex toys in their website. I
didn't know they sold that stuff. Here's a fun fact
for you. They sell them in the store. They sure knew. CBS, Walgreens, Walmart,
they all sell vibrators. Yep, yep.

Speaker 7 (02:08:57):
That has become a common thing now now they are
behind lock and key, and you have to go get
some pimpleli Maybe where you live, teenager, trust where I
live that we're gonna keep the condoms. We're gonna keep
the sex toys.

Speaker 1 (02:09:13):
The loube.

Speaker 7 (02:09:13):
All of it's locked up and you gotta go get somebody.
Be like, let me get that bottle of loop down
there real quick.

Speaker 1 (02:09:19):
By the way, what a giant misstep in society that
we lock up condoms. Of all the things we should
be okay with people stealing it should be fruit and
condoms amen, not to be used at the same time,
Who cares? Who cares if they steal it? Well, they're
gonna lose it, I know, but they already count for shrinkage.

Speaker 6 (02:09:45):
There's an average amount, right.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
But the idea is somebody texting I'm not saying this website.
I've seen this website. It scares the bud Jesus out
of me.

Speaker 5 (02:09:57):
We've been there.

Speaker 1 (02:09:59):
It for there is a sex toy out there for
women that are high achievers. I guess that's a good
way to put it. Yeah, that there's no way I
could be with a woman after she's been doing that.
It scares me.

Speaker 6 (02:10:16):
Tired of the same old sloan try a tentacle instead.

Speaker 1 (02:10:20):
Try a mountain. Yes, try No, I'm gonna change. I'm
gonna slide off pretty fast. All right, we're gonna take
a break. We'll be back. Tilsa's Morning Show continues next
with a Big Man Morning Show on Tulsa's rock station
ninety KMOD.

Speaker 6 (02:10:50):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show, six K
M O D.

Speaker 1 (02:10:59):
If you you were going to make a run to
Long Island, New York to visit the last full size
kmart open, you better do it before October twentieth because
they are closing the final kmart location. A and kmarts
to me were always very dirty. Yeah they never felt clean. Okay,

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Walmart's targets those feel clean. Yeah, but Target or Camart's
always felt not clean. Cleaner than a Ross yeah, oh yeah,
cleaner than a Big Lots.

Speaker 7 (02:11:36):
Okay, yeah, I'll give you that. Maybe that got my
senior pictures taken out of Walmart.

Speaker 1 (02:11:40):
Yeah, that's right out of Walmart or at a kmart anyway, Okay,
sure a lot of people did.

Speaker 5 (02:11:45):
Really.

Speaker 6 (02:11:45):
Oh yeah, why hire.

Speaker 7 (02:11:47):
One of those fancy photographers that cost you way too
much when you just go down to the kmart and
get it done cheap.

Speaker 6 (02:11:52):
They did their photography days.

Speaker 5 (02:11:54):
I didn't remember. I don't remember Kmart having a photography.
We went to Seers.

Speaker 1 (02:11:59):
They didn't have a photography. They had one that would
be there for a short amount of time to compete
with J. C. Penny. Yeah, so like, yeah, I remember
doing that, getting dressed up in a department store. The
other thing that they I saw in the news story
that I was laughing at was the the idea that

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if you were in the store and a blue light
was fat flashing, they were having some special deal. Yep,
blue light special, which now we know that's a bunch
of malarkey. Stores don't do that, but they get you
to buy something. That's all it is is.

Speaker 5 (02:12:38):
Yes, it was no different from like the price drop
at Walmart prices are dropping.

Speaker 1 (02:12:45):
Or outlet mall. You think you're getting a good deal
on something. It was just a marketing technique and you
would go or there would be people that would go
and like I'm just look here for the blue light specials,
and they had some probably had some like hey, we're
going to move it to kids kids close at this time,
or an outdoor and like ladies and gentlemen, there's a
blue light special happening in our outdoor equipment.

Speaker 6 (02:13:05):
Four dollars for rakes, which.

Speaker 1 (02:13:07):
Feels probably like a lot when those say, but yeah,
we would go visit Santa at Kmart growing up. Yeah, yeah, Camar.
We lived at the Kmar, not like actually lived at
the Kmart, not not like that. But it was Walmart
before cam Yeah, yeah, yeah, before the super mega Walmart.
And even he didn't have groceries or anything like they
oh god, no, no, no, you just go in there

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and it was affordable stuff. Man. That's when like to
go into a store now, like when Sears was there
before they tore it down for the shields, go in
and be like, I don't know what I'm doing right,
this is too much. My mom will go to Belch
and I'll go with her occasionally and I'm like, ah,

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I feel that way in Cole's.

Speaker 6 (02:13:52):
Yeah, yeah, you go and Cols. You're like, this is.

Speaker 1 (02:13:53):
Just a lot. There's a lot going on there.

Speaker 6 (02:13:56):
This is too much.

Speaker 1 (02:13:59):
I don't need to buy a Chiefs jersey and also
some baking goods and a children's book right and a frame.
This feels like a lot, but I mean they got
it all just right there. Yeah, So that made me
question is what business do you miss that is no

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longer around? What business do you miss that's no longer around.
I'm gonna go with low hanging fruit to get us started,
and there's no way it's feasible, even though there's one
left and that's a Blockbuster. But that's only because there
were so many memories on a Friday night going to
rent a movie, or on a holiday weekend and renting
a movie to have for a couple of days and

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watching a movie once. Yeah, right, that to me, that
was the thing. Now, if you had that, you'd have
to also have a VCR.

Speaker 5 (02:14:51):
Right, I missed one Blockbuster had their discount they would
have like you could get like two to four DVDs
for bucks their discount bins.

Speaker 6 (02:15:02):
I gotta be honest.

Speaker 1 (02:15:03):
I never went to Blockbuster when they did DVDs. Vhs
was our thing. So what is a business you miss
that is no longer around?

Speaker 5 (02:15:14):
I really I liked toys r us. I liked going
I liked taking the kids in there. It was one
of those can we go in there? It was it
was fun, they enjoyed.

Speaker 6 (02:15:25):
It had an aura to it.

Speaker 1 (02:15:26):
Yeah, especially going in as a kid that like KB
toys for me, it was KB Toys. It was always
more superior than toys or toys r Us had that
also overwhelming feeling. But KB Toys they had toys out
and you could play. And I remember going to College
Square Mall in Cedar Falls, Iowa, and they had a
KB Toys And when they would have a Nintendo out

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and you would play, we would get to play Nintendo
or those little mini stand up games of like Frogger,
little mini ones that were like maybe four or five
inches tall and you could have a little look like
an arcade game.

Speaker 5 (02:15:59):
And they had the piano toys. R Us died yeah, yes,
And and KB Toys had the train. They had a
train that went.

Speaker 1 (02:16:07):
What a stupid thing that is?

Speaker 5 (02:16:09):
It was fun to watch it though it was neat.

Speaker 1 (02:16:12):
Yeah, but also like from a business standpoint, how does
that make any sense?

Speaker 5 (02:16:17):
I mean kids loved the little train sets.

Speaker 1 (02:16:20):
Well, yeah, mom, can we go see the I wonder
if I said that to my mom, can we go
see the train? Probably like when we would go to
the mall, I remember like that being a stop of going,
like we would go to the arcade, we go to
KB Toys some other play. I don't want to mention
because I don't want to take away whatever Gimpy's gonna pick.
What's so gimby? Somebody text in they said, Hastings is

(02:16:43):
a good one. What's a business you miss that is
no longer around?

Speaker 6 (02:16:46):
I think Hastings is still around.

Speaker 1 (02:16:48):
I think there's one in still Water. I could be wrong.

Speaker 7 (02:16:50):
There was one in Ponca City for the longest time.
But I'm gonna go with Radio Shack. Man, Radio Shack.
When you needed anything electronic, that was the place to go,
no matter what it was. You need a phone cable
for you you know, you know, thirty feet of cable
so you can go from the kitchen to your bedroom.

Speaker 6 (02:17:08):
They got youa you know, headphone adapters.

Speaker 1 (02:17:10):
They got youa yeah. Man.

Speaker 7 (02:17:14):
But going through a list of them here, there's like
so many of dad Zooks. Remember that clothing store from
back in the day.

Speaker 6 (02:17:20):
I don't know if you guys ever shot Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (02:17:22):
Yeah. I don't think Hastings is around okay anymore. They
closed all remaining stores by the end of twenty sixteen.

Speaker 5 (02:17:31):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:17:33):
Yeah yeah. For me, it was music Land okay and
being alone. They have the CDs up on the wall
and you could listen to them. That was the music
store I loved. Was that Sam Goodie? Yeah good he
got it was another one. Yeah, yeah, that's a that's
a really good one. Some people text in radio Shack, dude,

(02:17:54):
radio Shack. For the longest time, I never understood how
it could stay in business. But if you needed one
piece of electric cool equipment, you knew they had it,
oh for anything, and there's no having to wait three
days for it to get shipped to your house. It's
right there on the corner. Yeah, shocking center. Yeah, radio
Shack Toys r US has started opening more stores. Yeah,

(02:18:17):
they opened them inside if I remember right, Papa Macy's
or something like that. I think some department store bought
it and they put it in those.

Speaker 5 (02:18:26):
I think it's like at Christmas time, right, Uh, Casa Banita.

Speaker 1 (02:18:31):
Sure nobody went. It didn't close because it was good
like it closed because no one went.

Speaker 5 (02:18:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:18:39):
Uh, radio shack came back. There's one here, and Grove
Claremore has a radio Shack, but they're closed on Sundays. Okay,
I didn't I didn't know that. I don't know that either.
At least it's it's nice to know that there's one
around Crystal's Pizza. Crystal's Pizza was a pizza joint over
there off of twenty first and shared in fact, fun

(02:19:04):
fact for you the Swingers Club that I used to
DJ at my very first one. The brick house was
the old Crystals Pizza.

Speaker 6 (02:19:13):
Wow, this is an elaborate like it.

Speaker 1 (02:19:15):
It was a pretty elaborate had a big sign but
glass light bulb, digital sign. Yeah it was.

Speaker 7 (02:19:21):
It was shut down by the time I got around there,
but that was word around the barn.

Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
Well, this is the old Crystal's Pizza twenty first and Sheridan. Yeah,
they did spaghetti apparently too. Okay, that's that's a good one. Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:19:34):
Frogos Frugus department store.

Speaker 1 (02:19:38):
So many texting.

Speaker 2 (02:19:41):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:19:41):
It was founded in nineteen twenty nine by Mike Fruga.

Speaker 1 (02:19:46):
Oh yeah, I know like uh. And they had Oklahoma
and Indiana. They had stores and Strouds of Pulple, Bristow Chandler.
They closed their murcantile business and moved to Tulsa to
enter the real estate business. After the initial boom, moved
back to Little Rock, returned to Tulsa twenty five years
later to open It was acquired by some other place.

(02:20:09):
They closed the stores in nineteen eighty five see Our
Anthony's Never Heard of That? The Wild Pair at Woodland
Hills Mall See Our Anthony was a branded store as
Anthony's chain of family owned operated upscale department stores. Found

(02:20:31):
it in Cushing, Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:20:34):
Candor Mountain was a good camping store.

Speaker 6 (02:20:39):
Isn't that still around?

Speaker 5 (02:20:41):
They went bankrupt. They closed in like twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (02:20:44):
They may have so pretty recent.

Speaker 5 (02:20:45):
Yeah, they may have rebranded themselves as something different, but
I haven't seen them around here.

Speaker 1 (02:20:52):
Godfather's Pizza, Yeah, I did like Godfather's Pizza.

Speaker 5 (02:20:56):
I loved their apple pizza, their dessert pizza.

Speaker 1 (02:21:00):
Sure, yeah, sweets delicious. They still have Uh, they're still open.
They still have locations around. I don't know where there's
one near here, but they still have one. That was
where I was introduced to real sausage on a pizza.
Oh wow, and not the little weird granule things. Bell's

(02:21:21):
Amusement Park. Nobody liked Bells. It was fun.

Speaker 6 (02:21:25):
No, it's a fun memory.

Speaker 7 (02:21:27):
It was fun as a kid. You know, are we
going to survive the zingo this time?

Speaker 6 (02:21:32):
Am I not going to get in a fight?

Speaker 1 (02:21:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:21:34):
I go up there and hang out with your friends.
A lot of good memories at Bells.

Speaker 5 (02:21:38):
What about County Seat? Do you ever shop at County Seat?
That was like the Denim headquarters. It was kind of like, oh,
like a cheaper Ambercrombie type store. But I still have
a County Seat Teddy Bear. It had the sweater on it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:58):
They fiuled for Chapter eleven and they started closing stores
in nineteen ninety six. This person's Twin Peaks.

Speaker 6 (02:22:06):
They're still around, they just don't have the one here.

Speaker 1 (02:22:08):
Listend Twin Peaks over Hooters every day, do you think? So?
Their food was really good and their beer was crazy
good cold. I honestly say I've never eaten there. It
was a little weird sometimes to have girls walk up
to your table in lingerie and like super low and
you're like, that's really weird. How close that is to
my food. Winchle's Donuts and they still have Twin Peaks,

(02:22:30):
by the way, they don't have them here. Winchell's Donuts.
They had really good donuts. Their glazed donuts were money.
Apparently they're still want to eat it.

Speaker 7 (02:22:37):
I think somebody was telling me about that and are like,
next time, I kind of toll so I'll bring you
some Winchell's donuts. I'm like, well, not gonna be that
good by the time you get here.

Speaker 1 (02:22:45):
Somebody said Starship Records still open. Yeah, they just moved Garfields. Yeah,
TG and why is that you sure you don mean
TCB and Y? What's TG? Oh it's a dime store.
That was a crossing okay, Yeah. Woolworth was our dime
quote dime store, and it would have a diner attached

(02:23:08):
to it in the mall, and we would go and
steal candy from there because they had the candy right
by the door, so you could easily put big league
chew right and just walk right out and ain't nobody
see a thing. We always stole the loudest candy ever,
goddamn box gobstoppers. Oh yeah, you run. If you want

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to comment on that, we put it on our Facebook page,
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The Big Man Boarding Show. The Assault continues next thirty
seventy five. Good morning, It's The Big Man Morning Show. Lindsay,

(02:24:08):
what'd you learn today?

Speaker 5 (02:24:11):
Knowing that Walmart has sex boys in their inventory is
like they took their slogan save money, Live better to
a whole new level. And I also learned that Texas
state motto is friendship, because nothing says friendship like bragging
about how much bigger your backyard is compared to everyone else's.

Speaker 1 (02:24:30):
Gimby.

Speaker 6 (02:24:31):
What'd you learn today?

Speaker 1 (02:24:32):
I learned that if you don't work out, you don't
have to worry about your muscles blowing up.

Speaker 6 (02:24:37):
I also learned they're just balls.

Speaker 1 (02:24:40):
I learned you only get mad at the brand of
vibrator your husband buys because he didn't replace it with
the exact same one you had before before he broke it.
Also learned when the opera was what I learned what
the opera said about the smash into the front door.

Speaker 6 (02:24:54):
They responded with, no, no, no, no, we're saying, make
sure that dishwashers loaded?

Speaker 1 (02:24:59):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:25:00):
Is he stup tracking my cycle?

Speaker 1 (02:25:01):
Yeah? I'm sorry, Maddy. Can I get a call with the.

Speaker 9 (02:25:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:25:18):
Now, what the hell? Lay down? I mean it to
be no make noise interpassword cor new messages. The Big
Mad Morning sho would like to take a minute to
thank troops from Oklahoma and all over the United States.
These soldiers have sacrificed. Did the Big Mad Morning Show

(02:25:39):
before you to back like the total douchebags. That they
are total douchebag bag, total incomplete douchebag. We honor and
respect you. We honor and respect you. We honor and
respect you blas rock and Roll. I'm blessed, Tulsa.

Speaker 5 (02:25:55):
We try, boys.

Speaker 1 (02:26:10):
I want to read this text that a listener sit
in one of these days. You guys should all wear
adult diapers during the show. You have to eat and
drink like a normal amount. Then you have to announce
number one or number two and maintain eye contact with
your co host. Let's see how awkward the show can get.
So I'm gonna go ahead and say that's not going

(02:26:32):
to happen. Thanks, because I can't. I let me tell
you a little story how I got connected to this show.
I was working at another radio station and one of
the sister stations to this station in Oklahoma City aired
a bit about eating a burrito and taking a deuce.

(02:26:55):
They fired not just the guy that did the bit,
they fired the program director as well, because they put
it in a freaking promo and that allowed me to
step into that and then evolve to hear right. And
so when that happened, I said to myself, don't do feces. Thanks. Yeah,

(02:27:18):
so I try really hard. You might ever notice, like
gimpy the day was like, hey, I got a I'm like,
get gay.

Speaker 6 (02:27:26):
If it gets too sticky, you just stay away.

Speaker 1 (02:27:28):
I don't even know what you put in best of
most of the time, or into a daily like that
runs all day and I just would rather not have.
That's how I ensure it won't make it into a daily. Yeah,
because we just try not to go near it.

Speaker 5 (02:27:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:27:42):
Yeah, absolutely, that's a good rule of thumb to have.

Speaker 1 (02:27:44):
There and let other people's failures be my lesson. That's
just so we will never be doing that. So Lindsay
was very She was like, hey, can we do this?
I was like, yeah, right, makes me glad I'm in
my own little room. Be fun to announce her bodily
functions to each other? Right? No, no, no, I'll gladly

(02:28:07):
fart in front of you.

Speaker 6 (02:28:08):
Yeah. Yeah, I'll stare you wy far. But that's different.

Speaker 1 (02:28:13):
It makes me wonder if that person does that at
their job, why do they hit them back?

Speaker 6 (02:28:18):
Do that at your own fucking job?

Speaker 1 (02:28:20):
Okay? No no, no, no, no no no no no no.

Speaker 6 (02:28:24):
See how far you get with that?

Speaker 1 (02:28:26):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:28:26):
How long will it take for you to be in
the HR office.

Speaker 1 (02:28:30):
People are like, the show has changed so much? No shit,
who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Right?
I am well aware. I have never been more stressed
for my job than I am now right right, because
of all the things. And you're like, it's changed. Fuck

(02:28:50):
you kind of like working that. Yeah, I got a
hurry people relying on me. Uh huh, so you can
fuck you can eat a dick scene, go fuck your mom. Wow,
that's been boiling up there for a little since be left.

(02:29:11):
Oh are you a fucking genius? Boy?

Speaker 6 (02:29:14):
You're just fucking Mattlock, aren't you. It's different?

Speaker 1 (02:29:18):
Wow? How astute?

Speaker 6 (02:29:22):
I thought it was the exact same.

Speaker 1 (02:29:24):
Oh no, it has been exact same without somebody sitting
across from who's never been in this goddamn billy right anyway. Yeah,
So what's this chair, this queening chair? Well, it's a
sexual apparatus, is what it is. And it has some
history to it. It has some history to it. Now.

Speaker 7 (02:29:46):
Apparently the women back in the day, the royalty, back
in the day would sit on this chair that has
uh one of the bottoms missing out of it for
the most part, and uh and uh so men, they
would have their male servants crawl under this chair and uh,
service them orally while they're sitting there doing their fucking,

(02:30:10):
you know, royal business, not like taking a shit or
anything like that, but you know, and you know they
would have you know, oral sex. They would orally stimulate
the women, right that are sitting in these chairs while
the women went along their daily business doing royalty things.
So I saw that this morning, and that's not the

(02:30:31):
first time that I've seen that chair, but it's the
first time I sat down and actually thought about it.

Speaker 1 (02:30:38):
Now, these were used in these medieval times, right, you
would say, I don't know because I'm looking at it
going current people doing it. Yeah, there's yeah, there's some
newer versions of it out there, for sure. But I
was sitting there thinking, I was like, all right, so
they didn't have soap, they didn't have water, right, they

(02:31:00):
probably had the smelliest goddamn vagina's ever, Like you could
smell that shit, they know, So think about the muskiest,
disgustingest vaginer that you could ever possibly think of, and
some guy's forced to lay underneath there and you know,
little god of town on that until she feels like

(02:31:21):
she's satisfied. Well, I mean sex in general back then
medieval times wasn't exactly romantic.

Speaker 6 (02:31:31):
No, it was very barbaric. Yes, it was served a purpose,
not a pleasure.

Speaker 7 (02:31:36):
Absolutely, But we've all had stinky jiner in our face
at some point in time, whether it's you know, from Linda.

Speaker 6 (02:31:44):
If we don't know that you ever go to a strip.

Speaker 1 (02:31:47):
Club, Lindsay and boy, I tell you what sidetrack? Oh? Right,
turn my bachelor party when I got married, No, one time, right,
went down to this local strip club and everything was fine,
and my body's like, oh, buy you a lap dance.
I'm like, that's fucking great.

Speaker 7 (02:32:02):
I love it because that's what you're supposed to do.
And she gets up there and she starts dancing on me.
I'm like, this is great. And then she started talking
to me, and she smelled like fucking garlic, like she
just got done eating at the goddamn olive garden. And
then she puts that thing up in my face and
then it smells like fish. So now I've got this

(02:32:23):
really disgusting clam sauce that's just all over me.

Speaker 1 (02:32:26):
It's fucking disgusting. It was the worst experience that I've
ever had at a newdi bar. That's it. That's bottom line. Nonetheless,
my worst one was going it was a bachelor party
as well, and a girl was with us and she
went to the bathroom and came back and watching some
of our friends get dances and you know where they

(02:32:46):
take your head and shove it in your their crotch
or their butts, and her laughing. We were like, what's
so funny, and she's like, we're just talking about their diarrhea.
Ah fuck man, because it's a that's exactly their people too,
and they have those days.

Speaker 7 (02:33:07):
I've stopped to grab the taco bell them all way,
and you know, stuff happens.

Speaker 5 (02:33:12):
I think those are the days. I mean, if I
were in that profession, those are the days I'd be
calling off.

Speaker 1 (02:33:18):
Right. You just feel a little bubbly, and you're like, I.

Speaker 5 (02:33:21):
Want to I want to be fresh and clean down there.
If that's what I'm shoving someone's face down there.

Speaker 1 (02:33:28):
No way. I don't believe that. Not you. I believe
you when you say that, But I don't think people
in that industry think that way because they go on
their period, right, you don't think about that. Women don't
typically feel fresh sexy on their period.

Speaker 5 (02:33:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33:42):
I oh, all right, so now you're out seven.

Speaker 5 (02:33:47):
But customers that are really into that thing and and
look for.

Speaker 6 (02:33:51):
That everything absolutely, Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:33:55):
That'll be fifteen dollars. Okay, thanks, you said anywhere you want,
make sure you tip them when the bucket goes around.

Speaker 6 (02:34:01):
Hey, quick question, any of the ladies on the period today?

Speaker 1 (02:34:08):
Or is it like a sandwich board at the front, like,
oh god, here's our blue plate special red cinnamon. Mercedes,
ROAs and Ivory are riding the pony. Gross. Gross, gross.
That's all I got to say about or or or
they wear a special necklace so we know I like that.

(02:34:30):
I like that bracelet or something to that effect.

Speaker 6 (02:34:32):
Do you want to dance? Oh god, no, right, the
bears are.

Speaker 1 (02:34:36):
Going to be angry.

Speaker 5 (02:34:38):
You see their string.

Speaker 1 (02:34:39):
Just watch for the ones that are wearing. That's happened
to me. That has happened to me. I have two
period at strip club stories. Both of them involve our
friend Promo Brady Nice. We used to there used to
be a strip club here called the Ritz Ritz Cabaret
and it was a fine. It was a fine. It
was in an old like chee cheese or I don't know,
something like that over there by the Target on twenty first,

(02:35:02):
and they were good radio spinners, and we would go
and do promotions there and remotes, and we would kind
of sit to the back, and of course Brady fucking
knew everybody, and we would sit there and they would
talk with us and hang out. They never asked her,
they wouldn't give us dancer, and they just hang out.
It was fine. And so we were sitting there and
one girl's like, oh, I got to go up on stage,
you know whatever. And she goes to the back room,

(02:35:23):
you know, comes back to the front and her song
comes on whatever, some Motley Creuse song or tool or something,
and she's dancing. Then she's on all fours and Brady
kind of tips his head to the side, and I
happened to tip my.

Speaker 6 (02:35:35):
Head side, and I'm like, what the fuck is that
between her legs, And he's like, I think that's her string.

Speaker 1 (02:35:43):
Pull in here. Talk right, It isn't a pinata, no.
And another time we were the girl kind of the
same thing. She was dancing in all fours wearing a
white bikini bottom and the mother comes run The mother
of the house comes running out, pulls her off stage,

(02:36:03):
and we all were like, why did she Oh no,
those weren't those weren't Poka dot right she sat in
some kool aid.

Speaker 5 (02:36:12):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (02:36:15):
Uh. Yeah, that's terrible life, man. Yeah, it happens. It happens.
You get your period when you don't want it, your
ship sometimes when you don't want it. What would be
your weird niche at a strip club? You'd like to go,
I'll go first because I know mine would be pregnant.

Speaker 5 (02:36:31):
Yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 1 (02:36:34):
It's a thing. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you went to
a per porn I'm sorry, a strip club with pregnancy.

Speaker 5 (02:36:40):
Yeah no, not me being pregnant, said the dancer was
pregnant big time, like ready.

Speaker 1 (02:36:45):
To pop, full fledged.

Speaker 5 (02:36:48):
Oh yeah, this was up the strip club down on h.

Speaker 1 (02:36:51):
Head had turned and everything like you falla wow.

Speaker 5 (02:36:53):
They have a strip club down there, and there.

Speaker 6 (02:36:58):
Was this feels like you're on a recent story.

Speaker 5 (02:37:02):
No, it was probably it was at least ten years ago, okay,
and that means the kid's ten.

Speaker 1 (02:37:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:37:10):
Yeah, she was ready to pop and she was up
there just doing her thing.

Speaker 1 (02:37:17):
That's not that bad. I don't think pregnant. I mean
it's a little weird. Well, I think there's teasers. Gentlemen's Club.
Does that have the one down there in? Or Club
sixty nine Giggy, the sixty nine Cattle Company.

Speaker 6 (02:37:39):
Sixty nine Cattle Coup. They're all hepty chicks down here.

Speaker 1 (02:37:43):
He follows Premiere Gentleman's Club, Oh, Premier. I think if
I had to pick an obscure niche, I'm going with amputees.
Man and amputees missing arm, missing leg, missing two legs,
missing two arms, got just the legs, no arm. You
see what I'm saying. That kind of stumps me. But

(02:38:05):
I thought I thought you would have picked a midget. Ah.
I love bidgets.

Speaker 7 (02:38:09):
Yeah, that's fantastic that that traveling circus goes all over
and sometimes lands here and Tulsa. It's been a while
since I've seen midget trippers here and tols But the
fact of it is that's more popular, I think than amputees.
And I think having an amputee get up there it
builds their confidence.

Speaker 1 (02:38:29):
For one, Listen, you're still sexy, even though it's like,
do I to give you a full dollar? I think so,
it's only it's only fair because they're giving you a dance,
even if they're of a dance. If they're up there
just hopping on one I just picked them up and
put them on my lap.

Speaker 7 (02:38:45):
Like that's that depends the chair.

Speaker 1 (02:38:49):
Oh no, that'd be fantastic because she comes walking out
on her hands, you know, ass up in the air,
no legs, you know, and then just plops right down
in your lap gyrates around a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
something to that effect, you know.

Speaker 7 (02:39:07):
Or or you know, she's an armless woman up on
the stage dancing around.

Speaker 1 (02:39:13):
A pole country song. She's an armless woman.

Speaker 6 (02:39:16):
Seeing how that would work out, I think it would
be great.

Speaker 1 (02:39:19):
Or just a woman with you know, one leg and
two arms go up there hopping up on the stage.

Speaker 7 (02:39:25):
Dude, I'm thinking that might be something there. I think
that might be something there.

Speaker 1 (02:39:31):
I'm surprising all the gaps of dating that you've had
to experience that has not been a box. You checked
that happy tea midget. Yeah, midget is the reason why
I got into radio. And I tried to. Uh, I tried,
I tried, but uh it just wasn't going anywhere. So
I was like, Okay, bye, but thanks for getting me

(02:39:52):
into radio. Appreciate it. I've made out with the midget,
right I knew that.

Speaker 7 (02:39:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's the same major as the
one that got me in radio, got me more on common.
I owe everything I have right now to that tiny
little woman named Brandy.

Speaker 6 (02:40:08):
Oh, it's gonna ad you. Do you still know her name?

Speaker 1 (02:40:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:40:10):
Does she ever populate your Facebook anymore?

Speaker 1 (02:40:12):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:40:12):
No, this is well before social media and Facebook or
anything like that. And uh, i'd only we don't. I'd
only known her for maybe a couple of months, long
enough to hang out a few times find out how
is she? Because she started going to the broadcast in
school and I was like, oh god, I was trying
to figure out what I'm gonna do with my life.

Speaker 1 (02:40:30):
I was like, well, fuck, if she can do it,
so can I. Not like midgets are incapable of But
you see what I'm.

Speaker 6 (02:40:36):
Saying, right, she's got this, you know, the willpower to go.

Speaker 1 (02:40:39):
I didn't. I didn't. I didn't know where inspirational? Absolutely? Yeah.
Uh when you kissed her, do you pick her up
and hold her like with both hands or did like,
do you hold her underneath the shoulders? I had to
stoop down. Okay, underneath the shoulders that's too kid like,
you know, it's all kid like come, not necessarily not all,

(02:41:00):
I mean, not a last, but what he was fucking small? Yeah,
there's there's U s x S and F s. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:41:11):
I do know that she had to have blocks on
her her pedals on her van that she drove.

Speaker 1 (02:41:18):
Okay, I think that's yeah, I do know that. So
I don't know exactly how tall, but she she was tiny,
a short, little thing whatever. So I got to make
out with the one. But I guess I wasn't waiting
around sure.

Speaker 5 (02:41:34):
That she was a midget and not a dwarf.

Speaker 1 (02:41:36):
Does what's the difference I believe dwarf ism is.

Speaker 5 (02:41:43):
I think that dwarfism means that your arms are like
the regular length, but your hands are bigger or smaller.

Speaker 1 (02:41:53):
I you're saying it. I have no idea. I thought
it was just a height thing. I thought little people
was anything under four to one.

Speaker 5 (02:42:03):
I'm gonna look it up because there is a real difference.

Speaker 1 (02:42:07):
It was just an umbrella term for me. She could
have been a dwarf for a midget or.

Speaker 6 (02:42:12):
What fuck ever.

Speaker 1 (02:42:13):
I don't know. I just they've always been madges to me.
The term madge is considered defensive. Well yeah, no shit, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no, yeah, I'm not fine, Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:42:22):
A midget A midget is a term used for a
proportionate dwarf. So I guess Lindsay was right on the
right track anyway, Okay. Less than a dwarf is extremely
short adult who is less than fifty eight inches tall.

Speaker 1 (02:42:42):
For which is for that's a one hundred and forty
seven Okay, So this says dwarf refers to specific specifically
to individuals with dwarfism, which is a medical condition. Dwarfism
is typically defined as having an adult height a four
to ten or shorter due to a genetic or medical condition.
The most common form of dwarfism is a chondroplasia, with

(02:43:04):
over four hundred different types. Sure.

Speaker 5 (02:43:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:43:06):
Little person is a broader and more inclusive, generally preferred
term used by many people with dwarf ism. It emphasizes
the humanity and personhood of the individual rather than their condition.
Dwarf is more specific to a medical condition. A little
person is more of a broad term. Got you what'd
you find?

Speaker 5 (02:43:26):
I read that dwarf has a disproportion of body parts,
usually caused by genetic Okay, and then some short person midget,
extremely short, less than fifty eight inches tall, but normally proportioned.

Speaker 1 (02:43:46):
I saw her at a tool concert. I asked her
if she needed help watching the show sEH, she said sure.
I popped her up on my shoulders and then we
walked out to her van and made out while while
we wait for her friends to show up, and then
we went on a few days after that.

Speaker 6 (02:44:00):
Yeah, fifty eight inches is four feet in.

Speaker 1 (02:44:04):
Well, there you go wherever she's at, if she's listening.
When you were talking about this chair, which is bizarre,
I think in terms of like all the sexual toys
that are available, I.

Speaker 6 (02:44:15):
Think it's a really bizarre one.

Speaker 1 (02:44:16):
Why isn't it feels like from the videos I watched
of it, it looked like suffocating the like the person underneath.
I don't know how that's a more pleasurable experience compared
to the other way to give oral sex.

Speaker 7 (02:44:30):
Right, Well, I mean you can't talk to your delegates
and get orally serviced at the same time. You know
that's fair and your traditional sense, sure so more of
a modern and also, don't sleep on Etsy man. They
had a ton available for purchase, different styles, different makes,
different accessories, and how many.

Speaker 1 (02:44:50):
Of those do you have in your cart now?

Speaker 5 (02:44:52):
No, They have a master series Queen Chair Sex toy
on Amazon and the reviews are awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:45:03):
Why don't you get one of those? Uh? You know
those the ones that the stool that you know for
like when you're you know, broke in or whatever and
you just kind of slide off of the bed and
then you shit and and then somebody has to feel,
you know, empty it or whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:45:16):
It's not a bedpan, but you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (02:45:18):
You know, it's just an actual stool, you know, and
you just take the bucket off of that and use it,
and I bet you'd only cost you like thirty bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:45:27):
There are some really crazy, wild extreme sex toys and
I'm like, really like when you were talking about this,
I thought it was the chair that has the is
it called a doxing chair where the dildo you rock
in the chair and as you rock in the chair
the dildo slice. I've never heard, but okay, all right,
good covering the Uh it was in the movie uh

(02:45:51):
with Brad Pitt and George Clooney.

Speaker 6 (02:45:53):
George Claney makes one.

Speaker 1 (02:45:55):
Okay, Yeah, I know what you're talking about now, Yeah, Okay, okay,
but dad dude like, hey, dad's out in the garage
building furniture. Yeah, and here like here's a milking chair.
God damn, here's a bench yeah, or a Saint Andrew's cross,

(02:46:17):
a portable one. Oh really? So it was like when
you could take the Oklahoma with you. I guess. Then
then there's this thing. This is just fifteen dollars and
it folds up, looks like a you know, butcher block.
Oh yeah, got your head, uh place to put your
head in your arms? I kind of like stocks, kind

(02:46:37):
of like stocks, okay, okay, yeah, sure shit because I
bet you. Okay, So knees on.

Speaker 7 (02:46:43):
The pad, head through the hole, hands and the shackles, shackles.

Speaker 1 (02:46:50):
Yeah yeah, so you can roll around. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:46:55):
I don't know why I want to see this in action,
but I do.

Speaker 7 (02:46:59):
I've seen beds that, like the bed frames, like the
footboards and stuff like that, and the headboards are stocks,
and I was.

Speaker 1 (02:47:07):
Like, Okay, well that's interesting, that's fun. I could I
could get down on that. I gotta be honest. If
I met a girl and she's like, do you want
to come back to my room? And she pulled she
pulls this shit out I'm.

Speaker 6 (02:47:14):
Like, oh, you're leaving on that one.

Speaker 1 (02:47:16):
Hunh. I didn't say leave. I'm definitely gonna slow everything down. Okay,
I'm not gonna go hunt moose. Okay, right.

Speaker 6 (02:47:25):
If I'm going hunting, I'm gonna start small and work
my way up.

Speaker 1 (02:47:28):
Yeah little rabbit. Yeah, I'm not gonna jump right into
like the craziest thing that feels like a lot. I'm
for that. I am all for oh yeah, like you
being it, I don't know about me being in it.

Speaker 6 (02:47:44):
I think it's gonna go both ways. I think you
have to be willing to do both.

Speaker 1 (02:47:47):
I mean, I guess, I mean that's between me and
my partner. But but I I I would be down for,
you know, to have fun with that.

Speaker 5 (02:47:55):
Sure, you're like, okay, what's the safe word? Let's go.

Speaker 1 (02:47:58):
I guess discuss a safe word? Probably not, probably not.

Speaker 6 (02:48:04):
How would you know they're uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (02:48:07):
When they say I'm uncomfortable? Yeah, I know.

Speaker 7 (02:48:10):
Stop yeah, ow right, don't stop, don't stop.

Speaker 1 (02:48:17):
Yeah, no disrespect here, But you don't feel like the
guy during second when they say stop oh no, no, no, no,
you don't mean that they don't believe them.

Speaker 7 (02:48:25):
Oh yeah, well yeah yeah, Yeah, if they say stop,
that usually will ruin everything.

Speaker 1 (02:48:29):
I think right there, I think it is. It's it's
in inflection. If you're having sex with your partner and
they're like stop, I don't even know, like you don't
you don't listen to it. If there's like some sort
of grunt before, maybe right, But if they're like crying tears,
stop obviously is a good like I think this means

(02:48:50):
I should stop. Yeah, that's usually I guess a good indicator.
And as to that point, then I would probably stop.

Speaker 5 (02:48:56):
I probably.

Speaker 1 (02:48:58):
Here's the thing, man, anytime you were here the words
stop when it comes with that, you should at least
stop for a second and ask, hey, is everything all right?
What's what's going on here? No?

Speaker 6 (02:49:08):
Don't that's just I feel like something i've heard.

Speaker 1 (02:49:12):
Maybe, so I said, don't stop. Well, you need to
enunciate the don't part. Can you communicate clearly?

Speaker 6 (02:49:18):
Well, I'm taking you to the third dimension?

Speaker 1 (02:49:21):
Right the man? Girl girl.

Speaker 6 (02:49:32):
I don't know if Lindsay knows that video. Do you
know that video?

Speaker 1 (02:49:34):
Like I've played the clip on the show a couple
of times.

Speaker 6 (02:49:38):
Yeah, it's a fantastic piece of audio.

Speaker 1 (02:49:40):
Oh, it's fantastic. Is he like deaf or something like that. Yes,
And he's railing this girl and she's like says, talk
dirty to me or something like that. She tries to
prompt him to talk dirty, but he's deaf. So he
finally talks, and he has a cliche deaf per some

(02:50:01):
stereotypical you know, he can't talk.

Speaker 6 (02:50:06):
Yeah, and he when you see the video on him
do it.

Speaker 1 (02:50:10):
Oh, it's hilarious, some.

Speaker 6 (02:50:14):
Sort of Christopher Reeve thing.

Speaker 1 (02:50:18):
AnyWho. So, yeah, I can't talk about feces that trouble,
but this we're good. Ah, goddamn dad, Well this is
the uncensored podcast. We can get away with you. You
probably could talk dookie too, but you know, I'm good. Yeah. Yeah,
sex cheers is way cooler than you know, feces. Anyway. Yeah,
at one point in my life I did have a
sex swing, and uh, it was more trouble to put

(02:50:42):
up than could put the door frame. It came with
like a self like a frame, like a frame thing,
like an a frame sort of thing. Yeah okay, but
then it was like you gotta so like put it together,
like hey, it takes a few minutes, yeah, right, and
by then you gotta get the Alan wrench and heighten
the things down, and then you gotta get the thing out,

(02:51:02):
and then where do you put it because it's fucking
you know, takes up because it's trying to hold weight.
And then and then you're like do you put it
up like before we go? And then do you put
it over the bed? Like there's just not Who has
a fucking ten by ten space, right exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:51:21):
Gotta have a sex room if you're gonna have all
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 7 (02:51:24):
I had friends that had theirs hanging up in the
living room again, door frame, you know, like those little
baby jumper things.

Speaker 1 (02:51:33):
I don't know, I know want to go on the
back of the door.

Speaker 6 (02:51:36):
I've seen those types of sex.

Speaker 1 (02:51:37):
Sweet.

Speaker 6 (02:51:38):
Yeah, this was clamped up on.

Speaker 1 (02:51:39):
The on the door, on the door frame, you know,
just hanging on there. And and I was like, well,
that's it's nice to know that this is what you
use your kitchen. Good for you, right? I think you
bring up a fair point because some people don't understand
how door latches work and the the the little leverage
thing that goes on the back of the door to
kind of like keep it from so you can use

(02:52:01):
it as a wedge pulls puts torque, but it also
kind of like torqus the door a little bit, so
the latch can like separate from the hold and like
ruin a door. Uh yeah, you could also fall with
that too. We're worried about ruining the door, I mean,
but whatever, for sure, Yeah, if you were gonna do it,

(02:52:22):
you'd want to do it on like an entrance door
with a dead bold on. See what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (02:52:27):
Like it gets on all these goddamn planning thing You're like,
this ain't fucking yeah, fifty shades of gray at all?

Speaker 1 (02:52:32):
No, No, And so I had that and then I
met my wife, my current wife, and I was like,
I gotta get rid of this. I can't. That's gonna
have too many fucking questions.

Speaker 7 (02:52:43):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, there's always that you know, it
wasn't me in that swing, So of course we never
used it, right, So it's like, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:52:51):
You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't do that. Yeah,
it's like keeping nudes of your exes around or whatever.
My biggest problem now is like I'll remember trip vacations
and she'll go, that wasn't me. I was like, oh fuck, really,
I'm like, are you sure, I'm sure. Must have been
your other girlfriend. She was like, that's your other wife,

(02:53:13):
and I was like, ah, she's dead. She's like reminiscent
about it. I'm like, no, fuck, no, it's just a memory.
I didn't say, like, remember when we had fun fucking
in this place. That's what I said. I said, you've
been there. No, I've never been there. That was your
other Ah? You sure I would remember that. I don't know.

(02:53:38):
I've had that conversation over a burrito before. Well, yeah,
last time we were here, you you got the burrito.

Speaker 7 (02:53:45):
Nope, wasn't me. Must have been your other girlfriend. No,
I swear to god you had Nope.

Speaker 6 (02:53:55):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (02:53:59):
I think it's not about shutting up at that point.
It's like trying to be like, I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't intentionally bring up a memory that didn't include you,
right exactly. I didn't just start. I'm talking outside of
this show. Bears no interest to me anymore. I barely

(02:54:20):
want to talk on this show. To keep your mouth shut,
you're a lot safer that way. But silence doesn't win award.
So speaking of silence, and we have reached the end,
thank god, because I wasn't sure what the next topic
was going to be, go telling here you guys have
a fantastic week and we'll talk to you soon. Yeah.

(02:54:43):
Bye bye

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