BMMS 10-3-24

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List by Lindsay's recommendation, your favorite clowns, your favorite clowns
speaking up. Maybe this one will be on the list.
I don't know, people, the internet is just trash. I
maybe I'm just kidding a hold, but like it is trash.

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McDonald's clown speaks of because clown ramagum uh speaks. McDonald's
puts out their new bringing back the boo bucket, right, yeah, whatever, Yes,
my kids trigger treaters. I'm sure they're psyched. Right on
their Instagram page, people are trashing them. Hey, they're plastic buckets.

(04:15):
Don't like these designs. Should have stuck with the old ones.
These suck These are pitiful compared to previous versions. Cutting
corners again, are we another one? We used to be
a country country, a proper country? Another one? These aren't
boo buckets?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, you failed on this. I was excited to get
more boo buckets this year, but I guess I'll be
saving my money instead. These are actual comments on McDonald's
social media about a kid's bucket to hold candy on
a to be honest, ridiculous holiday. I think they look fine.

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I do too. What were the old ones? They looked
like basic Jack of lannerds, right, they were just like
they look the same plastic with a different drawing on it.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yeah, for sure, I mean, but these look a little
bit more detailed than the other ones.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I was gonna say more detailed. So to the person
that said saving money, no, no, yeah, exactly, they probably
had to pay more for more color and more print design.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Another one. Please stop changing the look. Bring back the
old school ones in the nineties. You mean from damp
Here thirty years ago. Okay, yes, the ones that had
lids and all that. Yeah, they were fine, but things.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
The new one looks like they have lids too.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
No, it's like just got the arches in it and stuff. Okay, yeah,
there's no lid a yellow handle.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I think I lost the lid to mine all the time.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Anyway, we need a lid for and exactly it is
a candy collection thing. You're getting for free? What are
we talking about?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
And also never used mine to collect candy on trick
or treat?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
You did it right? You're using a pillowcase right. Oh no,
if you were poor and weren't allowed to go to
McDonald's and get a happy meal, I get a had meal. No,
I'm not kidding. I remember wanting a happy meal. No,
you don't need a happy meal. Oh sure, I guess
I won't be happy today, right right, Only on special

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occasions that I get a happy meal because we always
went on like they do, like Quarterburger night or Nickelberger
and I forget what it was right right where the
hamburgers were dirt cheap, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Not fully cooked.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I think they were always cooked. Does McDonald's have a
track record of not cooked?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
But I don't know. I worked with someone who who
worked at McDonald's and they said, one, it's a twenty
five cent burger day. That's when you're not supposed to
go because they're not they're just tossing them on. They're
not fully I.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Think they have to buy were health co.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, but they're going through so many that it's they're
not fully.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
And they're hamburgers.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
It's okay to eat a you know, medium rare hamburger.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, that's the only way one. If it was a
chicken sandwich, that might be different. But yeah, yeah, you
weirdos that eat well done burgers, right, that's so gross.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah. It was always a treat growing up to go
there for for a happy meal. If we were going.
It was always if we were having it because our
house was across the street. Actually you had to cross
a busy intersection and there was McDonald's there, And if
we were having a yard sale on a Saturday morning,
that was a treat. We would go to McDonald's for

(07:47):
breakfast because we were really having a yard sale, so
that was yard sale day. We know we're getting McDonald's breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't ever remember going to McDonald's for breakfast as
a kid. It wasn't until college, I.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Think, yeah, okay, and then where you're like, oh this
is amazing.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah yeah yeah. And even then it wasn't very often
because it wasn't near the school. But we had one McDonald's.
We had a Burger King and a Taco Bell. Okay,
that was it. And when you go to Burger King,
you were like, why the floors always look so dirty here?
Why are they sticky?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
That was a thing.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, their floors always looked dirty yet and they probably weren't,
they just looked dirty. I just remember looking dirty. I
almost choked to death a taco bell. Almost choked on
a taco. Huh. I almost choked on a taco and
my cousin was eating one of their taco burgers and uh,
they had gave me part of the bun to like
get the chip to go away. I remember like I
thought I was dying. How about that? Huh? Yeah, I

(08:50):
ever almost choked and then I was traumatized and didn't
eat taco shells for like ten years or something, and
only eight taco burgers that I blame. Yeah, yeah, that's
pretty traumatic, I thought so. I thought so.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I think we had we had those billy, Yeah, just
eat your food.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
You take the son of a bitch, right.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I think we had two or three McDonald's in our
hometown along with the Burger King, but we also had
Tackle Bell and Wendy's, Oh good for you, And then
we had a hoton Now for a little while.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't even know what now is.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, hot Now. It's a burger place.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
No kidding. And the insight you always given so great.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
It wasn't great. It wasn't a great place. It didn't
last for very long. I don't know if it was
if it was kind of like a It was definitely
not like a Carl's Junior and Hardy's. I don't think
it had a sister franchise to it. It was just burgers, fries,

(09:55):
and I and maybe shakes. I don't think it was
anything else. And it didn't last maybe eighties and nineties,
and it was gone by like probably nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
And there's once in Sturgis Michigan. Okay just posted on
their Facebook page October first, so just a couple of
days ago, thank you for voting as number one the
twenty twenty four Official Communities Choice Award for the Best
of Michigan's Sturgis. Congratulations, I guess right. Those words mean

(10:31):
a lot. They really do. Growing up, for you, what
was going out to dinner?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Like, okayo, going out would be going either to a
Chinese restaurant, uh, there was, we had a couple of
good ones in town. Or it was going to a
family owned My parents knew a lot of the restaurant owners,

(11:00):
and so it was either going to one of those,
which was more of a high higher end establishment tablecloth why, yes, exactly.
Or there was a place called Holly's Pub which is
still there that was bar. Yes, but it was a
family bar and they would have they would have karaoke
during the week and that was fun if we were

(11:22):
I think they had it on Thursday nights, so if
there wasn't school on a Friday, then I could go.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
And how often did you guys go out to eat?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Maybe two or three times a month?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, what about you, GIMPI and Okay, So growing up
I moved around a lot, right growing up. All right,
So spent the first ten years of my life at California,
and I remember a lot of the times going out.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
My parents had this particular Chinese restaurants and it was
a it was a sit down restaurant, right and it
wasn't like your egg roll express or anything like that.
Uh but uh, they went there a lot. We went
there a lot to the to the point where like
they got to know the owners as well, and they
knew they knew them by name when they come in, Ken, Helen,

(12:10):
come on in, Come on in, now, come on, shit down,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Sit down? Yeah, So they they and we ate there
a lot. I remember. I remember a place called I
believe it was called rex Rexes and their kid's meal
consisted of like a roast beef sandwich. I remember getting
that a lot. And then when we moved, we moved

(12:36):
from California to Alabama, and then going out to eat
then would be a number of things. It was always
on a Friday, all right. It was always on a Friday,
paycheck Friday, Okay. We would go to either a buffet
style I forget the name of it. Uh In Jasper, Alabama.

(12:58):
We went there a lot. We would also go to
a place called Country Kinchen, which was right there in town,
small little mom and pop cafe diner ishes. I think
that's a chain. I don't know if it was or not.
I was too young to really look into it or
really care. I remember they had a really good chef
salad and I would get that or the Champingers, And

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so it was either that or or a place also
in Jasper, Alabama, which when I went through there coming
back from Florida this over the summer, I was looking
for this place because and there's a pizza joint called
Mama MIA's. Okay, and that place closed down. I was disappointed,
but they had some really good pizza, and I'll never forget.

(13:41):
We went and it was like my older brother and
one of his friends, and they sat down and killed
like six large pizzas to themselves. Yeah, So that's what
eating out growing up kind of looked like. But we
most of the time we would just eat at home.
But you can bet your sweet ass that on a
Friday or Saturday on the weekend sometime we were going

(14:01):
out to eat. I don't recall like having a regular
schedule of going out like every Friday, and of going
out to eat. I remember two places we would go out.
I'm sure there were others, but the rags we would
go to would be Shaky's Pizza and because they had
a buffet and with two young boys, that made sense.

(14:24):
And the other place was also a buffet. We would
go out to eat a lot, especially if like my
mom was out of town and my dad was out
of town and it was a single parent night, we
would go to Bonanza Banza, Yeah, and I loved it
because they had the ice cream machine. Yeah. Buffets are great,
especially hear me out.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
When you have and you just said it yourself, when
you've got two young girl and boys, right, and in
our case it was three yeah, three boys, yes, you
know what I mean, and and two adults. Buffets are
great because you pay at least at that time, it
was a low price, you know, and it's all you
can eat, so you know that the kids are getting full,

(15:11):
you know, and we'd.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
You know, stack up on everything.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
And of course the ice cream machine, you know, was
always always the favorite, you know for us as kids.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
But you couldn't have any ice cream until right at
least you had two plates right right of regular food.
If there was jello, some sort of jello salad on
the buffet, I was like, oh, I'm getting jello right right. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
I look forward to the dessert side, but always had
to eat at least two plates of regular food before
I can even venture on the two plates, Like yeah, man,
make sure your belly is full, you know, yeah, and
get your money's worth. And I think that's where I get.
I get it from now as I go to adults,
because I still love a buffet, the Golden Crown, a
Chinese buffet, you know, I don't give a damn if

(15:57):
it's all you can eat.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Ah minute, I'll get a Buffets are fine, I don't.
They're not necessarily known for their good food, right So
if I'm spending mine, I'd rather have good food rather
than an endless supply of not good food or mediocre food.
But I get the point of them, And of the
times we went to Bonanza, I don't recall what I ate.

(16:18):
I remember the dessert bar, I don't remember if I
got like chicken fingers or spaghetti, or I don't remember
any of the entrees that were available. Now I do
enjoy a rare, occasional specialty buffet, like a tie buffet
or something like that. But I'm not seeking out buffets.
Even Chinese buffets aren't really Chinese buffets. And I'm all

(16:41):
about it, like that one by my house, that toy uh.
Not just your regular Chinese buffet. They've got your your
Mongolian barbecue, right, That's what I'm saying. It's more of
a worldly place. It's got sushi in there, but oh hey,
the sushi's not that man, I mean it, I get it.
You're like, how long has it? But they keep it fresh? Okay,

(17:04):
they keep it fresh. At least it will cheer me out.
They want you to think they're keeping it fresh. Are
you watching them roll it? No? No, no, no, no no,
So god knows how long. But you know what, and
I tell you this, man, and I've been there several times. Yeah,
And I have never gotten sick cup off of their
sushi or any of their food at all. You don't
get sick, and even if you did, you wouldn't acknowledge it.

(17:26):
That is true. I mean, I do have stomach like
a golt, but I am willing to admit that, Hey,
I ate some of this food and it gave me
explosive diarrhea, you know what I mean. Bubble guts, Yeah, yeah,
and I never really had that problem with those.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
But I'm all about a buffet. If there's a buffet
that I don't know about, I'm checking it out just
because you're getting a variety of food for a somewhat
decent price.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Hey, you know you're gonna walk away full. What is
the price of that buffet by your house? You like
to go to that Chinese buffet or the toiles? Who
I think it's like eight dollars eighteen dollars a person.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
That's not bad.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's not bad. And on the weekends they do all
you can eat crab legs as well, but you got
to pay a little extra for that, and they get
pissed if you go and get crab legs without paying
for them, right, Yeah. They dinner's fifteen ninety nine a person. Yeah, yeah, so,
which is that bad?

Speaker 7 (18:21):
And they serve alcohol there like they serve beer and saki. Yeah,
so I'll go in there and get a bottle of
saki or two and enjoy it with the meal and
just have a good old time.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I want to try that place.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
You do it?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah? I want to try, and since it comes highly recommended.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
You know, But so my thing is fifteen ninety nine.
There's no like twelve ninety nine for kid. It says
there's a different kid at price, But like, my kid's
not gonna eat fifteen ninety nine of food. No, And
if an entrees seven it's half that. Why would I
pay a buffet? It makes no sense double the price

(19:00):
of an entrack. Yeah, in your particular case, I can
understand that there there are a couple factors there.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
You have young children six and nine. You also have
girls who weren't known to eat massive amounts of food
like the younger boys girls.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Mine was scarf.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
My kids a scarf, right, So I get your If
you have a kid who consumes garbage cans amounts of food,
I hear you, that's perfect. Yeah, But for like yours,
you little bird eaters. Man, it probably wouldn't be all right.
Now if there is a buffet with crab legs on it,
I have been known to camp out, yes, and laugh

(19:41):
at them. You you don't know what you got yourself
into do, But I also kind of feel like the
mentality that you're sharing about a buffet is equal to
those that go gamble at a casino. What do you mean, Well,
they're in the for profit business. Absolutely. I know that
they stuff that food with a bunch of fillers and starches,

(20:02):
so you know you're not gonna you know, it fills
you up quicker, you know, But.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
I'm okay with it. It tastes good and I'm bare
minimum to plates. Do you think it's because you're getting
a like you're getting a value. Do you feel like
you're getting a value it?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Maybe you are. I don't know, it's not I'm not
debating whether you are or not. I don't know if
I think I'm getting a value or not.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
I just know that I'm getting a lot of food,
and it's a variety of food, and I like that.
I'm not just limited to just Okay, you've got one
bloat and it's a chicken fried steak.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
With some mashed potatoes. And you see what I'm saying.
So you like more options, you don't like to have
to commit? Yeah, I like it. Well, that's a story
of my life. I'm just saying. Funny how that plays out,
Like being able to go to a place and get
a steak and a change and a slice of ham
and you want your cake and eat it too, absolutely,

(20:55):
who doesn't. And at buffets you can have that. Yeah, yeah,
I'm okay. I was committing to one entree and dealing
with the ramifications. I want to eat all the entres. Yeah.
But at some point, don't you reach an age where
you're like, I'm done with all the entrees, I just
know what I like. Yeah, you get to that point.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
But then every now and again, you're like, you know what,
I've had this same damn burrito for the past. Yeah,
chicken fried steak or whatever. I've been eating that for
a long Let's just give me a variety of thing.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yes, But the thing is is there's some sort of
like I don't know, pride that happens when you eat
the same burrito every night and when you want to
like maybe you have meat loaf one night. Next thing
you know, you're eating your chicken burrito like you because
you had it one night you had a meat loaf,
and you're getting hit in the face with the phone
like I'm just trying what I'm just eating. I get it.

Speaker 7 (21:51):
You know, sometimes you gotta take a chance that meat
loaf can change things. I'm telling you truth, truth, on that,
because here's the thing. You may be eating the buffet
and you're like, this is good, this is a good time,
and you're like, I think I'm gonna stick with the
meatloaf for a while. But unbeknownst to you, the meatloaf's
like jokes on you. I'm over here getting stuffed with

(22:15):
an egg roll on the side of a bus.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Right. Somebody's saying that you need to try a in
Sand Springs, cause Toyosa is horrible compared to Oh, y'all, Oh,
take a soul. I'll check it out then. I don't
know though. I got friends that live with Sand Springs
and are like, hey, why don't you come and hang

(22:38):
out at the office with us, which is a bar
down there or whatever, you know, And I'm my gods
so far away. It's a great name, says the guy
who goes to Wagner all the time. Yeah, but it's
for the lake. It's a different story. Uh, this would
be for the food. This text too. I went to
Toyota when it first opened. It was crowded, it wasn't great.
They had too many different items for any of it

(23:00):
to be really good. Oh come on, you just went
in and got overwhelmed. You were overwhelmed by the amount
of people that are in there. You were overwhelmed by
the amount of choices that you had, and your tiny
little brain couldn't handle it. Your tiny little brain went
on overloaded. They're like, da, I just need one thing.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Also, that was when it first opened, right, they were
still working out the rest of the exactly exactly, and
they probably sit in their kitchen in the morning like,
all right, listen, just don't make anything really good, right, everything.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Should be just reach for average a little bit below that.
Maybe guys were striving for mediocre today, right, all right,
isn't that they're slugging right? So where everything is mediocre? Yeah,
all right, we got to take a break. We'll be
back to more of the Big Men. Morning Show is next.

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Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
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the Here's corby Gimbean Lindsay with what's going on news
Quakies from the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
In ninety seventy five, man attacks deputies in walmart after
sun caught trespassing. This happened in Palm Coast, Florida, on Saturday.
The Flaggler County Sheriff's Office responded to multiple reports of
a group of juveniles causing disturbances inside a walmart. The juvies,

(24:50):
all under sixteen years old, were seen riding bikes through
the store yelling, cursing at customers, and setting off car alarms.
So the deputies later found the group and they called
all of their parents. One of these parents, thirty four
year old Jonah Harrington, from Palm Coast, arrived at the
scene and immediately confronted law enforcement. Usually they confront their kids,

(25:17):
but oh no. Harrington ran up to a deputy and
shoved him. When two other deputies tried to detain him,
Harrington struck one of the officers on the hand and
resisted the efforts of the third deputy to secure him
in handcuffs. Ignoring commands to cooperate, Harrington attempted to flee,
but was quickly apprehended after a brief struggle. The sheriff

(25:40):
commented on the incident, saying the apple doesn't fall far
from the tree. We asked parents to pick up their
children because they were causing trouble, but this parent chose
to attack our deputies instead. He was arrested in charged
with three counts of battery on law enforcement officer and
aggravated assault for resisting arrest with violence into the Sheriff's

(26:02):
Inmates detention facility, and later released on bond.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I wonder why the child is a mess? Really?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Right, exactly exactly?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
An officer wasn't wrong when the apple falls far from
the tree. He's smirking in his mudshot too. Yeah, I
confronted that cap. So, my goodness, elderly inmate walks away
from prison. This comes out of Massachusetts. Well, there's a
seventy two year old man named Kevin. Now he is

(26:33):
in the Pondville Correctional Facility, which is a minimal correctional facility,
minimal security prison, right, and he's locked up for car theft.
And I guess on Tuesday, he's like, you know what
if this, I'm out of here. So he just walks away,
walks away from the prison and into the woods that

(26:54):
are nearby. Now, they didn't realize that he had been
gone until you know, a couple of hours later and
they do roll call and they're like Kevin and there's
no answer, right, and they're like, ah, hel Kevin's out.
So they did some reverse nine calls, which I thought
that was interesting. I've never heard of that before. But

(27:14):
they made calls to everybody in the community saying, hey,
seventy two year old Kevin O'Brien has escaped from prison.
If you see him, don't go near him, but let
us know, okay. So eventually, after a while, they ended
up finding Kevin. He was at a local car dealership.
When they found him, they went ahead, brought a cuffed him,

(27:37):
brought him back into prison. And now he's being charged
with escape from a correctional facility on top of what
he was already in for. That's not a good move,
escaping from correctional center. No, and at like seventy two,
I don't know how much longer he had just sentence,
they hear me out. Yeah, yeah, he just going for
a journey, like he was like one more thrill ride

(27:59):
right in here forever mins, We'll just go for a walk. Yeah,
why who cares? If I get out? Great, if I
don't they tack on? So what m M. Suicidal pilot
was drunk and high. Newly released federal records of a
plane crash in North Texas paying a scary picture. The
NTSB says the pilot who stole a plane from a

(28:20):
flight school near Dallas in January was on a suicide mission.
Logan James was drunk and high on marijuana. Oh my goodness.
He told air traffic controllers that he was gonna listen
to them and unplug the radio before crashing into a
field near the Texas Oklahoma border. Yeah. Sure, I'll listen

(28:42):
to you. Yeah, yeah, keep going right. I now maybe
he the drunkness, but there's no way the weed. He
was like, let's do it man, right, Ah, just have
a hard time believe that. Now I can see it
on being drunk, Oh for sure. You think that's a

(29:03):
good idea. Hey, let's go for a ride. Wooooooh. But
I'm always he drunk on, That's what I want to know.
Mad Dog twenty twenty, Little Passion, Yeah, boons farm strawberry,
Yeah yeah, some old English eight hundred. As someone who
has flown a plane and by myself in the beginning,

(29:28):
when I was learning how to do it and doing
landings by myself wasn't an awesome time. Yeah, it's quite terrifying. Imagine,
so forcing a plane into the ground feels like a
really scary way to die. Yeah, yeah, at least, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
Yeah, you hope you would die on impact, you know,
because there's a chance that you won't. Now you just
you're all mangled up and right to black. Yeah, there
might be some suffering along the way. It's more agony
than I was played.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
This video bo Jack Horseman is a great show, and
in it he talks about halfway down and halfway down
when you're going, like when you're jumping into the hole
or trying to hang yourself or whatever. Halfway through you go, eh, right,
start to change your mind a little bit. Yeah, but
a lot of instances is too late. Yeah, when you're

(30:22):
halfway down the hole, you look up and you're like
what it? Yeah, so I can only imagine you're Maybe
he tried to recover, because trying to pull a plane
out of a dive is really hard to right, right.
I've always wondered about about people who like commits suicide
jumping off of bridges and buildings, and stuff like that.
Do they get about maybe halfway through and and be like, ah,

(30:44):
hel this was a mistake. Of course, you don't know
because they're dead. Of people that have survived, they say, yes, okay,
they say they reflect and think about things differently. Yeah,
especially if it's like from a high high altitude, like
you know, like think about the people that jumped off
the World Trade Center. Now they're doing that. You know,
different mindsets, a different mindset. I get that. But you

(31:06):
know that's a long fall, is what I'm getting at,
you know, and it's just like, holy crap. You've got
some time to reflect, yes, but you have already made
the decision. The reflection I think has already happened. You
may be I think you would already be having flashes,
of course, but you have already made an evaluation of
I might live right staying up here. I'm not.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
When you were flying a plane or training, do they
ever put it in a situation where you are nose
diving and have to pull it back up.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Part of the training is, and you do this with
an instructor, is you have to stall the plane and
let the plane free fall and bring it back to life.
Woo and that sounds like. So when you're flying and
you pull the plane back, it makes this buzzing sound
and then a whistle sound, and then the engines cut out.
You lose the lift of the plane. It's all physics, right,
and then the plane falls down and once the nose
is down, you have to re engage. You have to

(31:59):
let go the controls and let it fall, and then
you have to re engage the plane and try to
get it started again and try to recover the plane.
Spoiler alert. It's super easy. Okay, it's terrifying, but once
you realize you can do it, and it happens pretty fast,
and it's like pop starting a clutch. If you've ever
done that, very similar experience, it sounds like, wow, you

(32:22):
must be some sophisticated mechanic. Pop starting to clutch is easy.
Once you do it, you go, well, that was nothing.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Do you panic a little bit the first time?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Absolutely? When you're pop starting a clunch, though you're not
plummeting towards the earth, No, that's true, but you're going
downhill essentially. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The trust in a plane
is insane. They're incredibly durable. Yeah, yeah, says the door
that flies and fall off. Yeah, but even that, think

(32:59):
the planes still stayed together. It lost a door, plane
still landed. Yeah. Sure. I like my planes to have
all their pieces intact and not falling on hundred percent.
That's just me, you know, not even ten minutes ago.
You like having options? Yeah, right, I like the plane

(33:23):
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Speaker 2 (34:00):
The Buccaneers are banged up heading into Thursday night. Football
head coach Todd Bowles told media yesterday that receivers Trey
Palmer and Jalen McMillan will be sidelined for the NFC
South showdown against the Falcons from Mercedes Benz Stadium. Palmer's
dealing with a concussion, while McMillan is working through a

(34:21):
hamstring injury. Mike Evans and Chris Godwin are good to go,
but the team signed veteran pass catcher Sterling Sheppard for
depth at the number three spot. Star safety Antoine Winfield
Junior has also been ruled out, along with right tackle
lut get Key and defensive tackle College Cansei. Tampa leads

(34:42):
the division at three and one, while Atlanta is second
at two and two. Two teams top the list of
desired location for disgruntled Las Vegas Raiders wide receiver Davante Adams.
According to ESPN, the New York Jets and New Orleans
Saints are at the very top of Adam's destinations if

(35:02):
he gets treated, The thirty one year old would ideally
land with the team that has a quarterback he has
experience with. Adams previously spent time with the Jets quarterback
Aaron Rodgers while playing for the Green Bay Packers, and
has experience with Saints quarterback Derek Carr from their time
together in Vegas and at Fresno State.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
It's I still can't get over what's happened here. Apparently
it goes down to the head coach liked a Sports
Illustrated Instagram post that he may have played his last
game in a Raiders jersey. The coach has time to
like Instagram posts, right, Well, I'm under the illusion that
being a head football coach in the NFL is very

(35:42):
time consuming. Yeah, but everybody poop sometime.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Again, they're not exactly doing well no, so maybe work
on some other stuff or have someone you know douce
for you. I'm just saying I think Raiders fans to
be frustrated because this is some petty stuff. Yeah, some
petty stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Always frustrated.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
The team's trying to get realigned, and what are we
talking about? He liked a post. I think both of
you are acting a little silly. He liked a post.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah. One of the Dolphins key defensive players is out
for the season. Miami pass rusher Jalen Phillips is done
for the year after suffering a partially torn acl in
Monday's loss to the Tennessee Titans. Phillips also suffered a
season ending injury last season when he tore his right
achilles in Week twelve. The twenty five year old linebacker

(36:39):
had six tackles and a sack in four games this season.
He has twenty three sacks in forty six career games,
all with the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Tyreek Hill posted a thing that said he woke up
to trade news yesterday and then he was asked at
press conference about that, and he played it off like
it was nothing, and Chief fan got all excited because
because they were like, oh, he's gonna come back. He
ain't going back to Kansas City. If they deal him away,
it would be a pretty stupid move, I think for

(37:08):
Miami for financial reasons. There's so much financial ramifications for
trading him away. Would they would look stupid?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
They would? Would they owe a ton?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yes, the only way it makes sense. The only way
I think it makes sense is for a quarterback. Yeah,
because who they got is not good.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
No, the Patriots are losing a key leader as well.
Team captain and starting center David Andrews will undergo shoulder
surgery and is likely to miss the rest of the season.
Head coach Jared Mayo confirmed the injury news during Wednesday's
press conference. He also hinted that starting running back Ramondre

(37:49):
Stevenson could take a backseat to Antonio Gibson in Week five.
Stevenson has fumbled the ball in each of the first
four games of the season. Elsewhere, wide reces Kendrick Bourn
and linebackers Sion Takiyatki and Marte Moopoo practiced for the
first time after being activated. Marty Mappoo practice for the

(38:13):
first time.

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You said, poo poo, map poo, ma poo. You said
poo poo. No, I didn't say poo poou ma poo.
You said poo poo. That's my poo ma poo ma poo,
not yours.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
By practice for the first time after being activated from
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Speaker 2 (39:59):
Traine who here comes to cripple chain?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, so I don't normally could have a different context, right, right,
So yeah, I don't. Uh, I don't normally get sucked
into rabbit holes, but I recently got sucked into one. Right.
I was looking for animals that have let me rephrase that,
I was looking for odd animals that have done amazing things, right,

(40:24):
because you always hear the story of like the dog
that saves the family or whatever like it. Yeah, stuff
like that, And so I'm looking for like lions and
hippos that have done amazing things, you know, but you
can't find anything. So that led me down the path,
right yeah, right, But so that.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
Led me down a path of animals who have done
amazing things, right, who have solved crimes.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I was like, well, solved crimes, solve crimes. That's interesting.
I'm like that's cool. But then I get sidetracked. Oh,
something shiny, and I go down the rabbit hole of
animals who have committed crimes exactly like Charles Manson was
an animal. No, no, these are like legit animals that
have been locked up in prison, in jail, in the

(41:12):
animal jail, in people jail, in people jail. Now some
of these, some of them aren't from foreign countries. I
found a good, good bunch of them here, and there's
a few of them that come out of India, but
they're they're from all over the place. Like for example,
in two thousand and eight, in Mexico, police arrested a donkey, okay,

(41:34):
because the donkey apparently had bit a dude in the
chest and then kicked another guy. Right, Donkies do that.
They do that.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
They call it a donkey kick for a reason. Anyhow,
So they ended up taking that donkey. They put him
in the drunk tank because that was the only cell
big enough to fit a donkey in, and they kept
the donkey locked up for three days until the owners
of the donkeys paid the victims' medical bills and covered

(42:03):
their salaries for the days that they missed work.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
You can't have your donkey back until you pay much. Basically,
I'm like, all right, well, that's interesting. Another one that
involves a donkey, actually eight donkeys at this particular point
in time comes out of India where eight donkeys served
jail time for eating nearly one thousand dollars worth of

(42:27):
saplings that have been planted near the local jail as
part of a community clean up campaign. They got four
days in jail, and fortunately for the donkeys, their owner
was able to get them out eventually. He pleaded and plead.
He's like, please let me have my donkeys back, right,

(42:47):
and they weren't having it. They're like, listen, your donkeys
ate all these little samplings. No, it ain't happening. So
what's this guy do. He goes and enlists the power
of a local politician to come to the and help
him get the donkeys out. Now they were able to
get the donkeys out and secure their freedom and exchange

(43:07):
for the promise to keep a closer eye on them.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
It's like, all right, you got powerful friends. We'll let
your donkeys out, but it just keep.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
An eye on how long ago is that that was
in didn't give me a date. It doesn't give me
a date on this, okay, So here's a goat that
back in twenty These are all relatively recent, Like Tom Brady.
Not not that kind of goat and not a throat
goat either, Michael Phelps an actual and actual goat, an

(43:39):
actual screaming kind of goat. Now, this also comes out
of India, where this goat apparently had eaten some flowers
in the district's magistrate garden. So that goat got locked
up but was eventually released, but didn't have, you know,
any conditions or anything like the donkeys did. I guess

(44:02):
India has just got some issues with their animals around.
We have sacred animals in India. In twenty fifteen, they
arrested a pigeon. A pigeon all right. Now, Apparently there
was this teenage boy who found this pigeon and noticed
that it had some weird strains message that was printed

(44:25):
on its body, so it was tattooed somehow. This teenager
catches this pigeon. Wait, impressive, exactly, Kudos to him, because
catching any kind of wild bird without a weapon of
sorts is impressive to me. They usually just fly away.
So he catches this pigeon and he brings it to

(44:45):
the authorities and he's like, hey, I found this pigeon here.
It's got some weird stuff. Written on it, Well, we
want to do about it. So, because it was written
in a foreign language, the police were like, I think
that's a spy pigeon, and they ended up arrest that
pigeon and holding on to it. Okay, I mean that
makes sense if they felt like it was a spy pigeon.

(45:07):
But how did they I'm curious to what was the
discerning feature that made it them go, well, this is
a spy. Did it have like an obnoxiously large go
pro attached to his breast?

Speaker 7 (45:18):
That's what I'm wondering. They say here that because the
message was written in Urdu, which is a foreign language
to them, they thought it was a pigeon, so they
decided to go ahead.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
They thought it was a spy. They knew it was
a pigeon. They thought it was a spy and decided
to keep it. If my education is telling me correctly this.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
Is a pigeon, I want to know with this particular
spy pigeon here, if indeed it is a spy, right,
you think of spies. They're going to go in, They're
going to infiltrate something. They're going to bring back some
information right to whoever owns you know, whatever whoever's looking for.
How was a pigeon doing that? That's what I'm saying,

(46:00):
let's gotta have some accessory.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
But it didn't say anything like I had a camera
hooked up to it or whatever. They just you know,
had some foreign writings on it, and I'm like, I
think that's a horrible spy a pit. Well, it could
have been a pigeon that was a spy pigeon and
they had used it to fly with a camera attached
to it, but it was had gotten out or whatever,
like oh this this is a spy pigeon on break.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
I got you, I got you. Okay, it's retired. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
Off the Pakistani border there, they arrested a monkey that
was found roaming around. They think that it might have
been related to the pigeon incident. Another spy animal, which, okay,
I think that if you're going to use an animal
as a spy, a monkey probably would be the best one.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I well, no, if you wanted the monkey to get
like you wanted to procure something exactly, that's where I
think the monkey would be better. They are quick, swift
little dudes. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:04):
I don't think the monkey's like going into like professional
buildings or whatever and writing down inside information or whatever.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
But yeah, they are stupid in costumes.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
So if you got a monkey that goes in and
snags a folder or whatever, you know of some important intel,
I could see how a monkey probably would be way
better than a pigeon. By the way, I think so
out of all the animals in the world that you're
going to use as a spy, I think monkey's probably
your best option, just because they are quick, they're nimble,

(47:34):
they can get in and out sometimes, you know.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
And it's just like, oh, it's just a little monkey. Whatever.
I think a chicken might be good too. They're just
so hard to catch. Yeah, that is a true statement.
That is a true statement. Try catching chicken once it
didn't work out. Yeah, they do.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
They're like faeta is. They like a lot of attention.
M there's another monkey that was in trouble. This comes
out of Florida, as a matter of fact, a little
capuchin monkey name Mooky. Now Mooki had been a man
on the shin in a parking lot outside of gas station,
all right, And they placed little Mooki under thirty day

(48:10):
house arrest, all right, And they really wanted to do
that just to make sure.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
That Muki didn't have any rabies.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
So it comes out Mooki was rabies free. He didn't
have anything. But his mandatory isolation forced his owner to
cancel a beach party that he was going to have
for the for the monkey's twentieth birthday, or like, we're
getting together for Mooki. Bring some cake, bring some ice cream.

(48:40):
It's a byob beach party and now, but we can't
do that because Mookie's been locked up. So they ended
up having the party for him at his house instead,
with a cake that had.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Mooki's picture on it.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
This is the stupid rabbit hole that I got myself
down worst.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Doctor Doolittle telling you.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
There is a parrot in Indiana. This is back in
twenty fifteen and the bird. This is a fun little story.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
The bird had a habit of cursing at this elderly
woman that would walk by this person's house. And apparently
this elderly woman was in the middle of a property
dispute with her step son, and she believes that the
parrot was trained to curse at her any time that

(49:35):
she had walked by. She says that she thinks the
man had spent two years training this parrot, name a Harale,
to verbally abuse her whenever she passed by. He and
the bird were summoned to the police station, where the
parrot was detained and then later handed over to the
Forestreet Department.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Probably was trained.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Probably was sure that is some that is some beautiful stuff.
They're like to sit there and be like, all right, Polly,
all right, anytime you see anyone but me come by,
you call him a bitch. Right. I've never known a parrot.

(50:22):
I don't know. Are they capable of telling people? Different?
People apart that I don't know. I know they're not stupid,
but like, are they able to go, oh, that's not
the guy who told me to say bitch? Yeah, I
don't know. I don't know. To be honest with you,
I know you can teach him how to talk, but
I don't know if you can teach him how to
differentiate people or what. Yeah, maybe they do going down

(50:42):
this rabbit hole.

Speaker 7 (50:43):
There was that story about and this was part of
the Animals.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Who have Solved crimes.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
And you may remember this story from a few years back,
where this man had been murdered in his house and
the parrot was like the star witness of this case
or what whatever? Right, because the parrot repeated part of
the final conversation that this man had with his killer,

(51:09):
where it.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Was like, don't shoot, don't shoot, blah blah blah.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
And then so they put this parrot on the stand
and they're like, oh yeah, I mean, why would.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
A parent lie you're guilty? Man? The parrots said your name.
So I thought, I was like, well, that was kind
of interesting, isn't it funny? How like we're so worried
about AI? And I wonder when we discovered parrots could talk,
did we have that same feeling like where we're like, oh, man,
they can talk, They're gonna take over the further No,
because it sounds stupid, right, right, but computer's taken over

(51:41):
because there's no movie about parrots taken over yet. Yes, birds,
aren't You thought Planet of the Apes was good? Wait
to Cockatoo Planet of the Cockatoos, which is a movie
Lindsay will promote at night just a few more. In
twenty thirteen, prison guards it's spot at a white cat
that was creeping around the gates of this prison in Brazil,

(52:06):
and they think that the inmates may have raised it
or whatever. Which, Okay, I could see that cats coming
around the prison. They're wild animals, you know, and the
inmates are like, look a little kenny. You know, this
is the first sign of life outside of these chains
that I've been able to see. So I could see
the prison inmates raising this cat. Well.

Speaker 7 (52:26):
The thing is is they the guards had spotted this
cat and there was tape wrapped around the animal's body.
When they got closer, they found listen to this saws, drills,
a phone and charger, a memory card, batteries, and an

(52:48):
earphone was all stuck to the tape of this cat.
That surprising, right, And they believed that there was an
inmate that was trying. They could never figure out who
did it or whatever, but there was an inemy that
was having stuff smuggled in.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah, which I have seen all kinds of weird ways
to smuggle stuff in to a prison, aside from keystering it.
You know, I've heard of you know, people stuffing footballs
and throwing them over the fence. I've heard of drone
drops and stuff like that. This is the first time
I've ever heard of anything. It's pretty smart because the
cat is unsuspecting right when you see a cat cat
walk by, and even if it had stuff attached to

(53:25):
you'd be like, that's weird. Whatever.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
Yeah, there's another one in Russia, same thing. A cat
was being used to smuggle phones and chargers into a
nearby prison. So I guess that's more common than what
we thought. But like you said, cats are unsuspecting there.
And then lastly here there is a beaver. A beaver,
a beaver that ended up getting in trouble comes out

(53:49):
of Maryland back in twenty sixteen that had walked into
a dollar store and this beaver would roam up and
down the halls or down the aisles, it would knock
things to the ground. It would just start causing trouble
and ended up stealing a few things.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
So they had to call the police out to take
care of this dollar store beaver. Anyway, I mean, animals
are amazing, and I think for the longest time we've
discount of them as being really stupid.

Speaker 7 (54:21):
No, they're a lot smarter than what you think. Yeah,
for sure, especially if you can train a parrot to curse.
I had an old lady when she.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Wants by the house. I think that's just amazing. Nonetheless,
if you own a donkey. Watch your ass. It could
get you in trouble right right because it could. Yeah
yeah you're yeah yeah yeah nickname and yours yeah be crown.

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Balance to me?

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Speaker 7 (58:52):
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That kid? That's that? There?

Speaker 2 (59:00):
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was not enough today. Thank you, defeat. Give you this
the one that she ended on. Yeah. This is a
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If that's not good enough, Beastie Boys made a song
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And then you will pop these on your hands and
they say, if you do it enough, the cause arthritis.
Trying to get them put them together, brass knuckles.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
This is a paint that you put on your fingertips.
Ladies use it, and so does the Chicago Bears quarterback. Yeah,
OPI makes it.

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Opi.

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brand of it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I think Sean was definitely gonna know who OPI was.
All right the record now nail polish was the word
moves me to sixteen, but keeps Lindsey with eleven and
keeps you in nine. Take a break and we'll be
back to says.

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Next ninety km og good morning, It's the Big Bad
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Can also text bmms and then what you want to
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Gimpi has in his four by four cool. It is
here that the HHS expects quotes limited impact on drug
supply chain after the port strike, will still get our

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fitting of sure Oh not those drugs, got it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
The International Longshoreman's Association went on strike on Tuesday after
failing to reach an agreement, they say, but after meeting
with manufacturers and distributors, along with trade associations and others,
the Health and Human Services Department confirmed it's not expecting
a major effect on the medical supply chain.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I was sharing with Lindsay this morning, the head of
the union for the longshoreman, and maybe this means nothing.
I don't know, but he has a seven thousand square
foot mansion with a five car garage and a Bentley.
The lists for about six million dollars. Yeah, but hey,

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they need more money, man, I mean he doesn't for
sure that stuff's not cheap to take care of what
else we got here. Biden details aid for Hurricane Halleen victims.
Speaking from the Emergency Operations Center in Raleigh yesterday. He
approved Governor Roy Kupo's request to cover one hundred percent

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of the cost of debris removal and emergency protective measures
for six months, and he stressed the bipart as an
effort to help storm victims, saying there's no Democrats or Republicans,
only Americans. He said that their job is to help
as many people as they can, and as quickly and
thoroughly as they can. Halleen and its remnants are blamed

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for around one hundred and ninety deaths across the Southeast,
with a majority of those in North Carolina. Says here
that United Airlines passes inspection with the FAA Courey. The
FAA announced yesterday that it's finished its safety investigation into
the airline without finding any significant flaws. Its been under

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scrutiny since last spring, when it was plagued by safety
related incidents like a stuck a rudder and a plane
losing a tire on takeoff. The FAA says it's ending
its enhanced oversight of the airline as well wheel fall
off when they were taking off. You see stuff like that. Man,

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I'm just like, h.

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
Sure, you've got other wheels, but I feel all the
wheels are important.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Yeah, but the plane can handle landing. I'm not lying. Yeah,
I know. I know it can land on its belly.
It can do all kinds of amazing things. But I
just feel like all the parts should probably stay on. Nonetheless, Hey, lastly,
here U's Mountain Biking League is coming into Oklahoma, the
inter the National Interscholastic Cycling Association announced its launch in

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the state on Tuesday. The association says forty six kids
have already been competing by Part two dissipating in Arkansas
League now starting next fall. Those races will happen in
Tulsa and other trails across the state. With the addition
of the Oklahoma Interscholastic Cycling League, NIKA, which is what
it's called for, now operates thirty two leagues nationwide, bringing

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its programming within reach of seventy percent of the US population.
To Lindsay has for Balls to the Wall Sports.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Former NFL running back Eddie Lacy is facing DUI related
charges after being arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona, late Monday night.
According to the Scottsdale Police Department, the former Green Bay
Packers running back was pulled over at about ten forty
pm after officers responded to reports of a possible impaired
driver and spotted a vehicle matching the provided description. The

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officer said they saw him committing several traffic violations. He
was booked on four separate DUI charges, including an extreme
DUI charge tied to a reported blood alcohol level of
zero point two zero percent or more. He was also
taken in a custody on a charge of possessing an
open container in vehicle. A Scottsdale Police spokesperson said. Lazy,

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thirty four years old, now played college football at Alabama
from two thousand and nine to twenty twelve and was
part of three BCS national championships. In the twenty twelve
BCS Championship game against Notre Dame, he was named offensive MVP.
In the twenty thirteen NFL Draft, Lacey was selected in
the second round by the Packers. He ran for nearly

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twelve hundred yards with eleven touchdowns his first year and
was named ap NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year. Lacey
played four seasons for Green Bay before signing a one
year contract with the Seattle Seahawks in twenty seventeen, during
which he played in nine games with three starts. Three
teams are advancing to the Division Series in the Major

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League Baseball Playoffs. The Tigers took down the Astros five
to two and swept the three game Wildcard series. Detroit
visits the Guardians in the American League Series on Saturday.
The Royals punched their own ticket to the American League
Division Series following a two to one win.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Over the Orioles, only second team ever to come back
after a one hundred game loss season and make it
into the postseason. That's impressively. They lost one hundred and
six last year.

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Kansas City squares off against the Yankees from the Bronx
on Saturday. The National League features a West rivalry on
the same day, after the Padres took down the Braves
five to four from Petco Park to advance San Diego
clashes with the Dodgers in LA one last National League
Wildcard series is still up for grabs. The Brewers fought

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back to beat the Mets five to three to force
a winner take all Game three from American Family Field
on Thursday. The winner will face the Phillies on Saturday.
And that's your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay
in ninety seven to five, Hay, good morning, It's.

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Conspiracy Theory Thursday. I found a list of secret government

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operations and one of them will feel familiar, and that
has to do with Operation Acoustic Kitty, not a movie
that Lendsy will promote at nine. This is when the
CIA took feral cats and gave them listening devices so

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they could spy on our Russian enemy. Huh. They slit
the cat open and put batteries in this thing and
wired him for this microphone feature. Small batteries, so recording
time was severely limited, and they had to find a

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way to stop the cat from wandering off in search
of food, and so they created this thing called Acoustic
kitty and they would use it to when they were
like in a park is one example. And the report
and the they would put the kiddy down and I
guess somehow get it to go over where they but
if the battery ran out, so you'd be like, so

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here's what you're going to do, right, send in another cat.
Another one, Project x Ray, strange government operation that actually existed.
This was during World War Two and they took the

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idea of taking bats and attaching bombs to them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Bath bombs, yeah, bath bombs, yes, bombs.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
It was conceived by a dental surgeon from Pennsylvane, which
you kind of think that maybe a different industry would
be helping the government, but whatever. And the batbomb idea
came to him after a trip to Carlsbag Caverns National
Park in New Mexico, and he didn't like bats, so

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he was like, this sounds like a good idea. There's
actually a book about this called Nuking the Moon. He
wrote a letter to the White House in January of
forty two proposing the idea begins with quote, I attach
here to a proposal designed to frighten, demoralize, and excite
the prejudices of the people of the Japanese Empire. He

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describes bats as the lowest form of life associated in
history with the underworld and regions of darkness and evil.
Till now, reasons for creation have remained unexplained. As I
vision it, millions of bats that have ages, have for
ages inhabited are tunnels and caverns, were placed there by

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God to await this hour, to play their part in
the scheme of free human existence, and frustrate any attempt
to those who dare to desecrate our way of life.
That is a passionate, pin filled letter, and guy really
hates bads. Yes. He concludes his letter by saying that

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if the bat bomb could rid us of the Japanese pests,
then the United States should erect a monument of the
bat in its honor. Shockingly, President Roosevelt liked the idea,
and they began work on the bat bomb brilliant. The

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idea was, you put the bats into a state of hibernation,
transport them to and chilled compartments, equip them with timed
incendiary devices that would go off after they had reached
their destination. They were to be dropped by thousands, by
the thousands into Japanese cities. The theory would be they
would roost under the eaves of wooden and bamboo buildings

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and explode on the structures and then burn down the cities. Wow,
sounds like a great plan. Yeah. They tested this proposed
plan on May fifteenth, nineteen forty three, in New Mexico's
Carlsbad Army Airfield Auxiliary Base. The bats were accidentally released
earlier than they were supposed to be, and they ended

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up burning down a barn and the general's car in
true pencil pusher fashion. The higher ups thought, let's see
how this goes. Let's try it again, but the project
never got off the ground. After that. They spent more
than two million dollars on the project, which would be

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the equivalent of thirty five million dollars today. Wow, that's
a lot of money for experiment. You heard me mention
the book the book Nuke the Moon. There is a
project called Project A one nineteen, a plan to nuke
the Moon. Before the United States could send mankind to

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the Moon, the Soviets launched Sputnik, the first satellite Norbert
nineteen fifty seven. After the launch, the US needed something
to beat the Soviets, and one of the early ideas
came in the form of Project A one nineteen, or
Nuke the Moon. The proposal the US Air Force reached

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out to leading scientists and asked them, not so hypothetically,
what would happen if they struck the lunar surface with
a nuclear bomb. They wanted to set off a mushroom
cloud explosion on the dark side of the Moon, so
the sun would illuminate the cloud, making it visible for
billions across the world, specifically the Soviets.

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
That's a dong measuring contest. Look see what we can do.
Look we set off a nuke in space.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
That could be you. The concern was about leaving a
giant crater in the Moon, and there was also the
risk of people being like, what are you doing. The
plan was left on the drawing room floor and only
came to light in two thousand. When the information was publicized.
It drew criticism. Then. British nuclear historian called the plot obscene,

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but others still say it could have been a good idea. No,
it's a bad idea. I think, why can't we just
go with this? The explosion of a nuclear bomb is
a bad idea. Yeah, no matter where it's at, no
matter who where, how when it's never been an awesome
part of life. I can't even back that up, hear

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me out. I can't Any damage to the moon at all,
whatsoever would be catastrophic here on Earth? Did it end
the war? Yes? Did innocent people get incinerated?

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Collateral damage. Operation Fantasia a plan to scare the Japanese
with glowing foxes as one of the secret government operations.
More than eighty seven million people are associated with the

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Shinto in Japan, and shrines dedicated to various deities can
be seen all of the country. Japan is known for
its folklore, particularly the legendary creatures known as yokai. One
yokai that makes frequent appearances in folk stories is the Kitsuni,
a supernatural fox known to play tricks and sometimes bewitch people.

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During World War Two, these folk beliefs nearly became a
tool for the United States to wage psychological warfare on
the Japanese people. The plan of Operation Fantasia came after
William Donovan, the leader of the Office of Strategic Services,
told scientists to figure out how they could out fox
enemy soldiers. Oss psychological warfare strategist Ed Salinger took the

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advice a little too far. Since he used to run
a business in Tokyo, he was somewhat familiar with Japanese folklore,
including the katsuni, and he thought the Americans should take
advantage of this belief to scare the Japanese into defeat.
So they would fly fox shape balloons over Japanese villages

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to frighten local populations. The balloons and would UH add
to the overall effect that it was proposed that soldiers
would also play instruments that imitated fox cries, thus fooling
Japanese people into believing that they were being tact by
a katsuni UH. Salinger's own memo outline the idea, writes quote,

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the foundation for the proposal rest on the fact that
the modern Japanese is subject to superstitions, beliefs, and evil
spirits and unknown natural manifestations which can be provoked and simulated,
which feels a scoch racist because you're generalizing a whole
population based off one thing. In essence, his plan hinged

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on the notion that Japanese people were gullible. He seemed
to think that the average Japanese person believed in Yo
Kai and all that folklore. The balloon and whistle plan
was ultimately cast aside in favor of a different plan
to capture live foxes, spray paint them with glowing the
dark paint, and then release them into Japan. Oh that

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makes sense, it feels no. No, here's what we'll do.
We're not get balloons, forget him, forget him.

Speaker 7 (01:18:41):
Go to the home depot, get about three hundred cans
and glow in the dark spray paint.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
People who passed the glowing foxes were indeed frightened, and
it seemed like Operation Fantation might be successful. The other issue, however,
was how they would get the foxes into Japan. They
decided to drop the foxes into the Chesapeake Bay near
the shore and see if they would swim to land
by some miracle. They did, except once the foxes arrived

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on land, the paint washed off. I mean, no idea
is a bad idea? No, no, not at all. Another
one Operation Monopoly. This happened in nineteen seventy seven at
the Embassy of the Soviet Union. It was moved to
a new building complex in DC. The new location's proximity

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to the White House and the Capitol Building made the
intelligence groups to be a little nervous, and they were
worried that with new technology, they could spy on the
President or other American officials being so close, So they
created Operation Monopoly, a plan that would allow the FBI
to spy on the Soviets from beneath them. Literally, The

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bureau purchased a house across the street from the Soviet Embassy,
then began digging a tunnel that led to an area
beneath the embassy building. From here, the FBI planned to
install surveillance equipment that would relay information from within the
Soviet embassy back to them. The construction of the tunnel
started soon after the Soviet Embassy was complete, but it
was clear from the start that things weren't going wrong.

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The project was poorly planned out and water constantly leaked
into the tunnel. Most of the technology installed in the
tunnel ended up failing, and it was more likely the
Soviets knew the FBI were down there the whole time,
especially since the FBI's house across the street had cameras
set up, the curtains were almost always drawn, and no
mail was delivered to the home. The construction continued for

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a decade only to produce In the words of an
FBI director, no information of any kind was produced. The
project cost them hundreds of millions dollars for nothing. To
make matters worse, inveig investigation in two thousand and one
revealed the FBI had a double agent and revealed details

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about the tunnels instruction to the Soviets. That informant is
pretty famous. Informant FBI agent Robert Hanson. He got fourteen
counts of espionage. I believe he's still in prison today
if I'm not mistaken. Another one of this secret government

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operations Project Chariot, and this was a plan to nuke Alaska.
The device in nineteen fifty eight, one year before Alaska
reached statehood as part of a larger initiative known as
Operation Plowshare, which is not a movie Lindsay will promote
at nine. Plowshare sought to investigate alternative uses for nuclear weapons,

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so anything other than killing people. As part of this initiative,
the goal of Project Chariot was to use five Thermo
nuclear explosions to create a new deep water port on
the Chikuchi Sea in the hopes of boosting the economy
by making it possible to export coal during the three
months of the year when the nearby water wasn't frozen.
Alaska activist, scientists, locals all were not a big fan.

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I can't imagine why, and many of them still lived
in sod houses and spoke native language at that time,
where the explosions would obliterate their lives, specifically the caribou
and the fish once the nuclear bomb was set off.

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The scientific community criticized Project Chariot, with one report from
the Atomic Energy Commission even saying that it would be
a great stretch of one's imagination to try to predict
the outcome of a hypoonuclear explosion in that area. In
nineteen sixty two, it ended the US military did still

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perform tests on the effects of radioactivity on the soil
in Alaska, which was discovered in the nineteen nineties, and
this led to a twenty year cleanup effort nineteen Project
in seventeen ninety four. Another crazy operation the government did.
This happens to be around UFOs. Most scientists agreed that

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no technology on Earth could do what many UFOs allegedly
can do, and say Project seventeen ninety four, the US
Air Force sought to create Saucer type aircraft. The aircraft
was meant to be supersonic combat ready saucer, A combat
ready saucer that could be used to shoot down Soviet bombers.
Began in the fifties as a joint Cobb collaboration between

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a Canadian company and the US Air Force. The Air
Force specified they wanted this craft to be unlike anything
ever seen before. The saucer shaped craft would be able
to travel through the Earth's atmosphere at a top speed
of twenty two thousand, six hundred miles per hour and
reach as high as one hundred thousand feet in altitude
and take off and land vertically, could be deployed practically anywhere,

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and the shape would make it perfect for stealths. It'd
be exactly like the UFOs that we've taken inspiration from
because of movies and stuff. Some have even suggested that
the test units accounted for the UFO sightings that we
everybody talks about. Military fund of the aircraft, such as

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the VZ nine Avrocar. The VZ nine Avrocar was supposed
to be able to travel at speeds of three hundred
miles per hour, but according to reports, it only reached
thirty five three five. It also only made a few
feet off the ground, and it was effectively inoperable because
of costs. They shut down that project soon after because

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they couldn't figure it out. One more vampires as a
government operation nineteen fifties. After World War II, it ended America,
Lieutenant Colonel Edward Lansdale arrived in the Philippines. By then,
Lansdale was working for the CIA, but before that he
had been in the Air Force and previously worked in

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the advertising business. This made him a uniquely suited psychological
welfare person. At the time, the Filipino government was embroiled
in a civil war against the Communist Hook Rebellion, but
Lansdale was tapped specifically to help diminish enemy forces through
more discreet methods. He believed, because of local folklore, that

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that was the solution. As author William Blum explains in
the book Killing Hope, there was a local held belief
that a zwong, a legendary creature that has been compared
to vampires, could scare them. So he stoked the fires
of fear. He and his team would fly over villages,
projecting Tugalog curses from a loud speaker claiming that those

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who continued to aid the Hook forces would be cursed,
and some villagers seemed to believe this as they began
turning into fighters who had been hiding out. He took
it a step further. They would kidnap a hook fighter,
killed him, poked two vampire bite holes in his neck,
and then hung him upside down so that his blood

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would be drained out. Before long, the Hooks uncovered the
body and saw the bite marks and presumably believed the
soldier had been murdered by a vampire.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
And all these kind of bode to that statement we've
said before. Ah, I just don't underestimate what they'll do
any government. I think Kat's my favorite one for sure,
because they're just so unreliable. Yeah, I don't know. The
Foxes is pretty brilliant. I mean I just can imagine

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like they're in a warehouse and they painted them, and
the guy comes in, he's like, oh those look pretty good, right, Yeah,
that's good sir. We only thought of one problem. Yeah,
what is it? I mean, they looked like foxes to me.
Turn off the lights. Let's see they glow. How do
we get him there? Oh yeah, throw them in the bay.
Let's see if they swim back, it'll be fine. Yeah,
good news, sir, they did swim back. Excellent, let's implement it. Oh.

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The thing is the paint came off. About that to
bed waterproof paint hasn't been invented yet. Yeah right, all right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 9 (01:27:24):
Telsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
The Assault continues next thirty seven. Good morning, It's the
Big Bad Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:27:42):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
It's the first Thursday after October first, so we're in
the last three months of the year, and that means
when we get to do our final edit of the
death Pool, should you want to? You do not have to.
Lindsey has Mitch McConnell, King, Charles mel Brooks, Tom Brokaw,

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and her wild card is a Manda Binds, Gimpy has
Ozzy he got points on Toby Keith, You, John Aston,
Barbara Eden. His wild card is Jack Black only hope.
I have the one hundred year old Jimmy Carter, which
feels like maybe the easiest one of all time.

Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
Dude, that video as as the other day I'm watching
I'm like that fool is dead dead. They are carting
him around like weekend at Bernie's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
I got points on Bob Newhart, I have Doc Severnson,
and I have Dayton David Attenborough. Not one of my
peeps is under the age of ninety six. And then
my wild card is Mama June. You can't steal anybody's
and so Gimpy and I both have points. So we

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get to go first. Gimpy, what do you want to
take anybody off? What do you want to do?

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
You know, I feel like mine are solid for the
most part, but I've got the sneaky suspicion that like
Ozzy isn't gonna die anytime soon, right, So.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
I'm just gonna i gotta do some real, real quick
research here. Okay, Okay, I here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take Auzzie off, Okay, and I'm going to
replace him, you ready with buzz Aldron.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Good one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Buzz Aldron is ninety four years old, and I think
that's a I would like to think that that's a
pretty solid choice over Ozzy.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
Ozzie's only in his seventies, right, Ozzy is pretty much
Teflon at this point, right, But I think.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
I think a ninety four year old buzz Aldron makes
for a good switch. It is good, And that leaves
my other ones who are also in their nineties. I
gotta check out Old Bab's Real quick. Barbara Eaton. Barbara Eaton,
she's ninety two, ninety three. Oh, she had a birthday. Yeah,

(01:30:16):
I'd hate to cheat her a year. Her birthday was
August twenty third, And so I feel like that's a good,
solid choice. John Ashton, the original Gomez, is ninety four
as well, So I think that's a solid choice. So
if I'm gonna have to pick one to pull off

(01:30:36):
of my list, it's gonna be the youngest one that's
still alive on the list, because Toby Keith, he did
he was young. So sorry, ohs, you gotta go. You
get in replaced with the first man on the moon. Hey, listen,
I'm with you on the Let's pick somebody near the
centurion mark. But Toby Keith, literally the youngest person on yours.

(01:30:57):
Age doesn't mean isn't a guarantee for anything. No, no,
no no. So you're replacing Auzzie with buzz all around.
I think got a solid pick. Yeah, and I think
that's all the moving around I want to do. Okay,
I have Jimmy Carter. There is absolutely no way in
hell I from my cold dead hands, you'd have to
take him out of my list. He's just got to
make it until January. Yeah, and then he and then

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he goes into the jashaqua Borjaja jokes on you. I
tricked you all Memorial Deathpool Hall of Fame, brought to
you by Bob's drywall, and I can steal them again,
Doc Severnson, if you get the most points, Doc Severnson,
I feel good about that. David Attenborough, I have no
reason to change any of these people. Yeah, I'm not

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changing any They are staying exactly the same. I am
not making one change which would make me the only
person that has not changed any of them all year.
You both have made changes this year, which is fine.
It's within the rules.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
So all right, lindsay, all right, I am making changes.
I am going to remove Tom Brokaw okay, and I
am going to replace him with media mogul Ted Turner.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Wow, old is ted Ted.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
Turner is eighty six?

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
And though that sounds young. He suffers with Louis body dementia.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Yeah, he has not looked good.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
No, he does not.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
This is eighty five. I don't know what You're trying
to make him older than he is. No, he's eighty six,
he says, eighty five. There's eighty five November nineteenth, this
is his birthday. Yeah, he won't. He won't turn eighty
six until November next time. Okay, he makes it, if
he makes it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
I'm also thinking about removing what else have I got?

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
You have Mitch McConnell, King Charles mel Brooks, and now
Ted Turner.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Hmm hmmm. Let's remove oh bully, let's remove the king.
Let's remove King Charles, and let's put sly Stone on there.

(01:33:37):
Sylvester sly Stone as sly family Stone, who's eighty one,
but has had some health concerns and he hasn't been
in the news.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Has toured, Yeah, he's decided to be obscure.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Yeah, but has had some battles with health and addiction.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Haven't we all? Yeah, so sly Stone you're putting on there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
I think your Ted Turner is a good one. I
think your sly Stone's a grab I think that. I
don't know if there's any real evidence that he's in
more peril than King Charles. But list right, sly Stone
could die and we might not know for a while.
That's how recluse he's become. Yeah so, but that's it,

(01:34:38):
all right? Is that it? Are he done?

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
I think so so, Mitch McConnell, sly Stone, mel Brooks,
Ted Turner. And now that we're done, none of y'all
took Dick Vandyke. Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
I didn't think we could because we've had him in
the past, haven't we all had him on our list.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
You did not have him last year. Gimpy did not
have him last year. I did not have him last year.
You had him in twenty twenty two, two years ago.
So all right. So that's that, and then quickly we're
going to go through our New Year's resolutions, fun because

(01:35:15):
this has got three more months. Lindsey Yours first one
was use the home gym three times a week? Do
you use it one time a week? Now? Have you
ever used it once? I have how many total times
have you used it this year? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Three?

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Oh? I mean you got the number right, You just
didn't get the right cook a new recipe every week.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Started off strong.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
I was like, I haven't seen one picture.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Started off real strong. No, it's failed.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Get checked for skin cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
I haven't done it yet.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
I'll jake you for cancer. Calm down there, Douglas. Stop
thinking first and speak your mind. Yeah, all right, Gimbi's
cut touch tune and spending in half. You had seventeen
hundred dollars total for twenty twenty three. You spent on

(01:36:14):
a jukebox.

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
Yeah, I haven't had I haven't done the math yet,
but I am fairly positive, feeling good, feeling really good
about it. I have severely cut back my touch tunes
purchasing this year. I don't know if it's exactly in half,
but I don't think it's as much as we think
it is.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Yeah, go accident free all year. So far, so good.
My car's intact, my motorcycle's intact. This is October. You're intact.
I am intact. This is October. And if you remember
last October, I wrecked my bike. The October before that,
I wrecked my bike. So so far for a weekend, we're

(01:36:57):
not bad, all right. I mean we've only gone through
two and you literally are doing well on your resolutions.
Third one, you have his payoff your TV your tit
fridge TV this year. Yeah, it hasn't really not looking good. No,
not paying it off. We're getting closer, but we're not paying.
Last one, travel to see the ocean. Did that? Yeah,
that's the only one on anybody's list that is done.

(01:37:20):
So good on you mine, get a tattoo. I haven't
picked out. I know what I'm doing. It has to
do with funds. Got you? Is that a worthy use
of money? The person I want to go see his
books are closed, so I'm hoping his books will open.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
Do you know where you're putting the tattoo?

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
I think on my hands. I'm gonna do any change
tattoo man. Yeah, reconnect with someone with someone from my past,
not in human like, in real life form. Okay, I
mean I've thought of people. It doesn't work that way. Yeah,

(01:37:59):
eat a food I hate twice, not even once, not
even once. That feels like I could do that on
December thirtieth. You could.

Speaker 7 (01:38:10):
You could totally cram that in both of them at
the end of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
But didn't you What didn't you at Roosters? Didn't you
at a patio party. Didn't we have fred okra and
didn't you have some?

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Oh I thought we did.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
No, you wanted me to do this?

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Yeah, I think we offered him some, but he said,
and then the.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Okay, uh?

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
And then take a spontaneous trip of the three that
are on there. Ooh, okay, reconnect with someone from my
past should it fall into my lap. That ain't happening. No,
You're gonna have to make an effort. Yeah, I'm not
doing that. I'm just going honestly, I'm just going. Uh.
And then taking a spontaneous trip. I'm just not built

(01:38:53):
for it with and especially with two little ones.

Speaker 7 (01:38:57):
Yeah, you are a planner, that's for sure. There's nothing
spontaneous about it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
I'm okay with that. Yeah, I'm very good with that.
But having two kids makes it almost impossible to have
a spontaneous trip. I say, hey, kids, get in the car,
let's go where we going? Oh no, and then leave
it at that. Just drive. So I mean it could
be done, It could be done easy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
I could also kill them if I want to, But
that doesn't mean I can. I mean, your ability to
do just because you can do something, But I think
it's easier than what you think, though, is what it is.
I don't know, because I'm a believer part of planning.
I'm a believer in setting myself up for successes. Yeah,
make decisions today that pay off tomorrow. I'm a big
believer in that. Yeah. But if I just throw my
kids in a car without any planning or preparing, I'm

(01:39:40):
paying for it later. That's the thing about spontaneity. There
is no planning, and then you guys might have the
time of year life. Yeah, but you'll never know that's true,
or it could plan it and also have the time
of our life. To imply you have to not plan
it to have the time of your life is not
act now, hear me out? All right, So you you're

(01:40:02):
going to the Big Apple here in a little bit, right,
And that's a planned trip. Has to be. It has
to be a planned trip, and I totally understand that. However,
when you're out, when you're in New York City, you
could take your spontaneous trip there, right, how just by
going in there, you plan on being in New York City.

(01:40:24):
But there's other things, like you know, you could take
a spontaneous trip to Long Island. You see what I'm saying,
I'm not paying money to go to Long Island. I'm
going to New York. Yeah, i am not paying all
this money to go to New York City to then
go to Long Island. I'm just saying, man, there's other
places that are close by that you could totally on

(01:40:44):
a whim just go again while you're there. Yes, again,
I'm not paying money to go to anywhere else but
New York City. It's a It isn't like I'm going
to Escatapa, Mississippi make a spun while you're up in
New York. Uh, why don't you go just spontaneously go
to Niagara Falls because they're not close pinor details. Yeah, No,

(01:41:13):
that's that is a ridiculous idea. Now, being in New
York City and like doing something that we haven't thought
about doing spontaneously. Of course I do that all the time.
A spontaneous trip to CBS doesn't count though, right I
didn't know I needed to get some uh some aspirin. No,

(01:41:35):
I'm talking about like, you know, like if it's not
if we get there and we find out that the
world's biggest ball of yarn is there, then I'm like,
let's do it. I'm like, sweet, let's do it. I mean,
if you're in New York City, why don't you take
a spontaneous trip to Queens or something like that. You know,
it's hi, I'm in Queens. Yes, you have to plan.
You don't have to plan. Sure, no, you don't have

(01:41:59):
to that is true. But I'm again, I'm a big
believer in setting myself up for success. And plenty of
generals have said, you got a plan? Yeah, all right,
We'll got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 9 (01:42:13):
The Big Men Morning Show returns next Tilsa's Morning Show
ninety seven KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Good morning, It's the Big Med Morning Show. Nine six
oh KMD. We got to do our football picks for
the week. The first game of the riek on Sunday
is Panthers at the Bears, and the Bears are minus
four favorites and the Bears have a lot of injured players,
but the Panthers have been kind of in peril with

(01:42:58):
the quarterbacks situation. Who you got, Lindsay Bears, any logic
by it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
Or just loyalty for sure, But I mean Panthers had
what one good game so far, and of course Panther
Bears have had two.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Okay, GIMPI. Part of me was going to pick the
Panthers for just cause, but those Cats are one and three,
the Bears are two and two. I'm going Bears. Uh, Bears, Yeah,
I think they're still trying to find their feet with
Andy Dalton. The Panthers are and I don't take their
record into account, especially since it's a new quarterback and

(01:43:38):
so and the Bears d is kind of uh. They
struggled in the last couple of games. They weren't as
good as they were in the first two games. But
I'm gonna go ahead and pick the Bears on that one
because it's the Panthers forty at Cardinal I'm sorry, Cardinals
at forty nine ers and and that Codyanders of course,

(01:44:01):
seven point favorites on that forty nine ers littered with injuries.
Their injury list is crazy. But the Cardinals placekicker has
a knee problem and they had to sign a separate kicker.
It's unclear if he's gonna be able to kick on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
Lindsay uh Kittle is healthy again, though.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Right he has not practiced this week. He still has
a ribb injury. Warner hasn't played is on the do
not play list or did not practice list, so he
says he's playing, but you know, hardly their decision.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
I'm going forty nine Ers, okay, Gimpie.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Yeah, I'm doing Niners over Cards, same reason, not only
because they're my team, but the Niners are two and two,
Cards are only one and three, and yeah, the Cardinals
basically have just always sucked. So yeah, I'm actually picking
the Cardinals on this one. It's a rivalry game and

(01:44:58):
the forty nine Ers have not been consist stint and
so they are I think a strong team. They statistically
lead in every category so far four games in. But
something Kyler Murray Man, that Kyler Murray factor could be
the problem. And it depends the injuries they're dealing with.
If those people don't play, could be some some issues there.

(01:45:20):
So they do, but not their keys. And then Chiefs Saints.
That is the Monday night game. Chiefs five and a
half point favorites, and the Saints have a ton of
injuries as a lot of injuries as well.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
Lindsay, Chiefs, they haven't lost yet, and I don't think
they're gonna GIMPI.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
I don't know. The Saints could come in and upset them.
I'd like to think that. I mean, you've seen what
they did the Dallas right, that is Dallas, So I
got to go that was more self inflicted. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta go with the Chiefs. It's undefeated, so it's
it's the smart choice. We are supposed to get, supposed

(01:46:05):
to get Clyde Edwards a lairback. We'll see how this.
If we can get Patrick Mahomes to play at least
fifty percent of his work, like his value, I think
it's an easy it's an easy win. But even at
our worst, we've went four and oh right against teams
that weren't you know, they weren't the Panthers. Yeah, that's

(01:46:26):
because you guys have the refs in your pocket. Totally totally.
With that being said, I'm totally picking the Chiefs. Why
would anybody pick against the refs? Right? So they'll go currently,
Lindsay's eight and four, GIMP's eight and four, and I
am seven and five. And give me got one thing
for sports there, lindsay that you can do? Yes, go ahead. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
Do our top list. It's tip for a big man morning.
Soho's top list random topics, randomly drawn with random results.
Now here's Corbyn, Gimpie and Lindsay with this week's top list.
This week's top list is favorite clowns, Deep Bench, by
the way, both show what he got, Lindsay.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
All right for me, these are most memorable.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Yes, change the list.

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
Well, I will never have a face for it because
I do not like clowns. So for five. Number five
would be Ronald McDonald And I think Ronald McDonald probably
freaks me out the most because out of all of
the clowns on this list, he is the most common

(01:49:20):
clown that I have the opportunity of seeing in public.
He's he comes, he shows up at events.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
I don't think they use him as much as anymore.
I don't think he's even he's like I don't even
think they have him like in McDonald's anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
But I've seen him out like at you could run
into him at the fair or in like in the Expo,
or you know, things like of that nature, and and
he's always me. When I get around a clown, I
feel claustrophobic, like I cannot run away quick enough. I
just feel frozen. Number four Pennywise, the clown. Pennywise, you

(01:50:05):
just see him. He's creepy. It's got that creepy laugh.
You see Pennywise once and you never forget him.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
Well, now, which Pennywise are we talking about here? Because
I feel that as they both are clowns, and they
both share the same name, the original both look totally different.

Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
Played by Tim Curry. Okay, gave me nightmares for sure.
Number three memorable Krusty the clown from The Simpsons. Not
as creepy. It's a cartoon, but still I think a
very memorable clown. Everyone knows it. The Simpsons have been

(01:50:45):
around for years. Two not scary, not very scary to
a lot of people, I think because it is more
of a northern thing. But they is the world's most
favorite clown is Boso the Clown, And I would disagree

(01:51:07):
because I think that Bozo the Clown is more popular
than just the Midwest because you can go on Amazon
and buy Boso buckets. You find Boso buckets at kids'
birthday parties. Yeah, I went to the Boso the Clown
show as a kid, and I remember him growing up

(01:51:31):
as an adult. Very memorable clown. But number one takes
the cake for me and never came in in contact
with them as a person in real life. But on television,
Homie the Clown, I don't think so. Homie, don't play
that from Living Color? From in Living Color, yes, hilarious,

(01:51:57):
should still be on television. That was the best and
not scary because really no makeup. That wasn't very scary.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
To me to get you on the head with the
sock though. No, definitely not doing top list of favorite clowns.
Get peop what he got coming in a number five
is Homie the Clown as well. Growing up watching him
on in Living Color, my brother and I would crack

(01:52:28):
up laughing. We would even put socks inside of socks.

Speaker 7 (01:52:31):
And beat the hell out of each other and say, Homie,
don't play that, you know what I mean? Lots of
great memories there being abused.

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
By that clown, And were you disappointed if they didn't
have a sketch with Homie the Clown in it?

Speaker 1 (01:52:44):
Oh? No, really, because the rest of the show was
pretty solid.

Speaker 7 (01:52:46):
Yeah, you know, but if I had to pick my
favorite in Living Color characters, it'd be Homie to Clown.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
Probably Fire Marshall Bill would be another one. Yeah, the
whole show was just pretty well rounded and very entertaining.

Speaker 7 (01:53:03):
But nonetheless, Number four is Captain Spaulding. If you've watched
The House of a Thousand Corpses and Devil's Rejects and
stuff like that, just funny, funny in a vulgar way,
you know it wasn't funny, ha ha, It's just funny.
The way that he presented himself scary. Yes, seemed like

(01:53:29):
he probably was an alcoholic eating fried chicken, got.

Speaker 1 (01:53:32):
A lot of it, Captain Spaulding. Number three here on
the list of favorite clowns is the Wicked Clowns, and
that is ICP the Insane clown Posse. Now. I became
a fan of those guys when I was in high
school and was a huge fan for a couple of years,

(01:53:53):
kind of grew up, stopped really listening to the music
kind of got back into him a little bit. I'm
no Juggalo by any means at all whatsoever, but I
do love me some ICP. I'll throw it on and
you know, great Malinko or you know the Jackal Brothers,
any of their albums, and I'm happy with them, you know.
And I was thinking about that. I was as I

(01:54:14):
was riding into work after we did this. You know,
we said he was gonna do this.

Speaker 7 (01:54:20):
You know, I don't know if they've ever came to Tulsa,
but if they come anytime, if they play in Tulsa
anytime soon, I'm definitely gonna at least have to check
it out, at least for the spectacle that it would be.
I feel that it would be so wicked. Clowns ICP
comes into number three, number two. Number two is a

(01:54:43):
local legend, and that's Bobo the clown. Bobo the clown
that they used to have at Tulsa State Fairs. Yeah,
this trash talking son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:54:55):
Would be little. You make you feel this big. I'm
just trying to throw your game off as you as
you try to dunk him in the tank. Now, but
god dang, it was hilarious to sit back and watch
him just clown on people pun intended. Yeah, he always
appeared really drunk too. He probably was. He probably was.

(01:55:19):
He might have to be to get into that right
frame of mind. And then number one on my list
of favorite clowns would be Yuko. Yuko the Clown. I'm
sure you've seen his work on tiktoks.

Speaker 7 (01:55:32):
He goes to these comic con conventions and he's pretty
much just a rude clown, just like Bobo. It go
up and just start making fun of people. You try
to do interviews but end up making fun of him
or whatever, and you know, very crude clown makeup and costume.
You know, it looked like a verty clown. But by god,

(01:55:53):
is he not hilarious?

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
Apparently retired? Really yeah really in twenty thirteen? How about that?
How about that? Yeah, Yuko the Clown? Yeah, how about that?
How about that? Though we're doing Favorite Clowns Number five
for me, Patch Adams, okay, Robin Williams, huh nope, it's
a real person, oh, dressed up as a clown make

(01:56:18):
kids happy while they were lying in bed hospital Number four, ICP.
I don't know how you don't put favorite clowns I'm
not putting sing clown posse on there. Number three, you
don't think of him as a clown, but he fits all.
He checks all the boxes of being a clown, and
that's the joker he does. He wears the makeup and

(01:56:43):
he's playing tricks. Yeah, okay. Number two sticky Oh. You
might remember an episode of Married with Children where Peg
gets gets her husband an for his birthday and he's

(01:57:03):
the two bit ross dress for less clown you expect
for sure. And number one easy Ronald McDonald, who doesn't
like Ronald McDonald The whole point of him being associated
with McDonald's is because he's a clown and kids love clowns. Literally,

(01:57:27):
they make a bench with him sitting on it so
kids can get their picture taken with him, or people
can do disgusting things. I've seen those pictures too. That's
a weird rabbit hole to go down, especially with all
the other porn that's out there. But whatever, man each
his own free world, so you can definitely do that, Gimbi.

(01:57:50):
But those are my all time favorite clowns. Another one
somebody text in puddles, pity party. Good clown, great singing voice, listen,
great singing voice. That's the end of the sentence. Yeah,
he just wears that as the gimmick, Homie the Clown, Puddles,
pile party, Pity Party, Pity Party.

Speaker 7 (01:58:10):
Party is something totally different. That's something Ark Kelly's into.

Speaker 1 (01:58:15):
Uh. Yeah, they played icps, played the Canes. They've played
a couple of shows around here. If I'm not mistaken.
Uh favorite clown sweet Tooth from the Twisted Metal video game. Sure,
it's also on the peacock. What about Gaycy. I don't
know if it's right to say Gaysey's your favorite clown
serial killer.

Speaker 2 (01:58:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
That's like somebody's saying Hitler's their favorite world leader. It
just probably shouldn't be done. Yeah, but hear me out.
If you would have said Pogo the clown, maybe we'd
let it slide because you're acknowledging him as the clown,
right and not as Gaysey. Uh. Clown from Spawn Art

(01:58:58):
the Clown, Homie the Clown, Captain Spaulding, and sweet Tooth
from Twisted Metal. I almost put.

Speaker 7 (01:59:05):
Clown from Spawn on there as well, played by John Leglizamo, right,
but I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:59:12):
Ah, there's better clowns out there than that one. Yeah,
somebody put Killer Clowns from Outer Space, which is a
pretty good one. I almost didn't put ICP on because
it was, you know, a collective group rather than an
individual mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:59:25):
So Killer Clowns from outer Space Yet, that was a
crazy movie.

Speaker 1 (01:59:30):
Seeing that one, especially hearing that from you.

Speaker 2 (01:59:32):
Yes, yeah, yeah, aren't the clown? Is that the one
from Terrifier? The movie The Terrifier?

Speaker 7 (01:59:37):
Yeah, I've never seen any of these movies. I'm gonna
have to check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
Ribbons the clown, mm hmm a clown ventriloquist. Well that's
okay on YouTube. Yeah, I don't think this is it.
This is really bizarre. Oh man. It's the threshold that
they allow you to be a clown is pretty low.

Speaker 7 (02:00:03):
You guys gotta have some brightly colored clothes and some makeup.

Speaker 1 (02:00:07):
But barely any barely any makeup, right, real red nose.
You don't even have to have a red nose. That's
what I'm saying. The threshold is really low, just a
little bit. Some You could argue that what's her name,
the secretary from the Drew Carey Show was a clown
Mimi you make and bright colored clothes.

Speaker 2 (02:00:28):
Twisty from American Horror story. That was a creepy ass
clown too, but he was meant to. I mean, he
was a murder It could be.

Speaker 1 (02:00:36):
Your favorite if he's a listen, if you're if you
love murderers, feel free to put Gaycy on.

Speaker 7 (02:00:42):
There worst clown on the face of the planet. Jerry Jones,
all right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (02:00:50):
We'll be back till us. This morning show. He's gunning.
Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show. I will
be fifty and three months. And as I approach fifty,

(02:01:13):
I'm reminded more often than not that I am getting older.
It feels like we're Before this year, I didn't feel
like there were reminders that I was getting older. But
the this is is a reminder for everyone that you'll
probably you're gonna feel old probably after this as Webster
has added some words to the dictionary. And so we'll
see how cool we are not okay, uh fyp lindsay.

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
For you're I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:01:45):
So close. It's really easy.

Speaker 10 (02:01:49):
You're so close for your personal for your person, no,
keep going, for your protection, No, for your property, No.

Speaker 1 (02:02:03):
I don't know, keep going. Think of words that begin
with the letter p M that you can say on
the radio.

Speaker 2 (02:02:12):
Yeah, for your protection.

Speaker 1 (02:02:20):
Sounds not right. It's not right still for your pH
I don't Nope, that's incorrect too.

Speaker 2 (02:02:34):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (02:02:35):
You're not driving girl letters that begin with P.

Speaker 2 (02:02:40):
Lindsay, pepper port, perfrastionalism, M. What would makes sense there?
It wouldn't. That's why.

Speaker 1 (02:02:55):
What is it? Because you don't know? I'm just wanting
you to name words with P popcorn possibilities for your possibilities?
Are you on TikTok?

Speaker 2 (02:03:11):
Not really? You never go on to I try to
stay off of it because I will stay on.

Speaker 1 (02:03:16):
You are missing out. You are missing out for your page,
for for you page thinking, uh, touch grass, Lindsey, touch grass,
No idea what that means? Gimp dono touch grass? And
this is supposed to be words in the dictionary, like

(02:03:38):
these are words that are going to be in the dictionary.
They're adding them to.

Speaker 7 (02:03:42):
The dictionary, right, So those are two separate words. That
doesn't make much sense to put two separate words out
of the dictionary like that. So but to me, it's
like to get out and do something.

Speaker 1 (02:03:53):
To participate in normal activities in the real world, especially
as opposed to online experiences and interactions. So I was
close shut out to do something.

Speaker 3 (02:04:02):
Neo baby, no clue noun.

Speaker 2 (02:04:15):
A baby.

Speaker 1 (02:04:17):
You're really good at this, be so nepo baby.

Speaker 7 (02:04:21):
The only thing that comes to mind is nepotism, right,
And that's when you know a family member works for
family member whatever, two family members work for the same company.

Speaker 1 (02:04:30):
I think that's what it means.

Speaker 7 (02:04:32):
So it would be like the young child of somebody
that works at a company working for him.

Speaker 1 (02:04:37):
Yeah, it's a person who gained success or opportunities through
family connections. Okay. Street corn corn on the cob delicious? Yeah,
not just corn on the cob.

Speaker 2 (02:04:49):
Okay, that's like Mexican corn, like with that you put
like mayonnaise on it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
Grilled corn on the cob that is coated with creamy spread.
Barrada no idea. One of the most amazing things ever. Okay,
I can't wait to find out what it is. It's
mozzarella that is filled with like like a liquid cheese
in the middle. So cheese filled with more cheese. Yeah,

(02:05:19):
you can get it on pizzas. Sometimes it's in salads. Barrata.
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (02:05:24):
How is it spelled b r r a t a Okay,
capa cola that's meat, Isn't it like.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
Pork seasoned Italian pork that is cut from the neck
or in top shoulder, usually on sandwiches. It's quite yummy.

Speaker 2 (02:05:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05:43):
Uh. International bitterness unit a measurement used to assess the
concentration of a bitter bitter bitter compound found in hops
to provide information about how bitter a beer is. As
someone who likes bitter beers, I've never no, okay, no

(02:06:04):
cash grab mmm.

Speaker 2 (02:06:07):
Like a quick cash a way to make money quickly.

Speaker 1 (02:06:11):
Quick cash grab the greedy pursuit of an opportunity for
making money, especially when done without regard for ethics, concerns,
or consequences. So speed is not the thing. It's doing
it without any concern about anything else.

Speaker 2 (02:06:26):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:06:27):
Shadow band.

Speaker 2 (02:06:34):
Doing something behind someone's.

Speaker 1 (02:06:36):
Back to cause a user or their content to be
hidden from some or all other users, usually without the
user's knowledge. I gotta be honest, I don't know if
shadow bands a real thing. I know people say they've
been shadow band, which I always find odd because usually

(02:06:56):
they're telling me as I'm watching their post right right,
But it's their other posts that's been shadow band. Co Yeah,
their other content, which is too risky for your little years, right,
that's the one they picked. And I don't know if
I know anybody who's worked for any social media be like,
oh yeah, we shadow band people all the time. Well
if of course they wouldn't admit it. You don't work

(02:07:18):
there anymore, right, And if you could shadow band people,
would you'd like to try to shadow band like your ex? Yeah?
I guess or you know petty things like that, right,
that hurts your feelings every Yeah, that's that's the other
thing is of people who said they've been shadow band?

(02:07:40):
Why them? And not like other stuff? Because usually the
people who say their shadow band are people of no notoriety, right, right,
So I don't know how they like you and your
four thousand followers. Well it was going to be four
thousand and one, but then I got yehadow. Yeah, I
gotta start all over again. Yeah. I love that they

(02:08:02):
do this list, but I would really like to see
the words they said no to this year? Right? What
are the ones they're like? Not yet?

Speaker 2 (02:08:11):
I feel like they don't say no to anything?

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
Well, clearly they do, right, didn't they.

Speaker 2 (02:08:17):
Put like writ that writ is risen there?

Speaker 1 (02:08:21):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (02:08:24):
Bet it is? I feel like they put everything in
once it becomes popular. Oh, we have to put that
in the dictionary now, I mean, I mean, ain't got
put in the dictionary? Yeah, forever they you know, growing up,
it was a teacher would say, no, ain't ain't a word,
so you can't say that.

Speaker 1 (02:08:40):
Well, if they said that, they're obviously stupid because they
used it in the sentence.

Speaker 2 (02:08:44):
Well it was because we as students would say it
ain't eate a word, and then they put it in there.

Speaker 1 (02:08:51):
Except capacola barata have been words for a really long time. True,
So I don't I wonder how long they've been. The
barrata people have been like, we got to put barata
in there. We got we gotta work hard to be
in there. There's got to be a list of words
that aren't in the dictionary. Yeah, I found this twenty

(02:09:12):
words that aren't in the dictionary yet. I'll send you
the link real quick so you could you could go
through it and tell me what you think. There you go.
I mean, like like air ar airwa, here we go.
A lot is not in the dictionary. A l ot
a space lot, yes, which should be because there's a lot.

(02:09:36):
Another one that is not in the dictionary according to this, irregardless, irregardless,
that makes sense not to have it in the dictionary. Regardless,
it's not in there. Eh uh Sherbert, sure, sure, sure be, Surbert,
that's not in the dictionary. Huh Nope, because it's sure
bet right. But people say, Subbert, we've been an isn't

(02:10:00):
it wrong? Forever? No One, the incorrect spelling of no
one is not in the dictionary in no space. Yeah, yeah,
it's two words. I mean, so if that is legit,
if that's legit, if I'm not checking any of those right.

Speaker 7 (02:10:21):
So here's some slang words that aren't in the dictionary yet,
busting that drip, simp, woke, fleek.

Speaker 1 (02:10:30):
And gucci. Well there's a lot more too. Cock is
not in the dictionary. Corbyn, that's an outrage.

Speaker 7 (02:10:42):
Uh what ah yeah, KOFEFI if you remember that from
Trump's tweet back in the day. There's another one, desposito
despas fidget spinner isn't in the dictionary.

Speaker 1 (02:10:56):
So there you go. See there's some words that aren't
in there. Smies s m i ze. This is a
created by Tyra Banks. Yeah, and meaning smile with one's eyes. Yes,

(02:11:19):
look at the smies on her. Uh huh, tartt isn't
in the dictionary. We're about to get tarked out tonight.
Here's a question and all honesty. When was the last
time you picked up a dictionary, not looked something up
on your phone, like, used an actual dictionary, a book?

Speaker 2 (02:11:36):
Maybe high school?

Speaker 1 (02:11:41):
I want to agree, I want to agree. I don't
think I have picked up a paper dictionary in my
adult life. I don't even have one in my home.
Mm hmm, not even a phosaurus or any of that.

Speaker 7 (02:11:59):
Yeah, I'll just go online if I need another word
for a word.

Speaker 1 (02:12:03):
Oh yeah, I don't have a dictionary. I don't know no,
none of those things. There's no reason to no when
you can just google turned meaning or coocked meaning right?
Urban Dictionary? What does turnt mean? Right? I look up
stuff on Urban Dictionary far more often than Webster than

(02:12:24):
any dictionary site, dictionary, dot com, here in webs whatever. Yeah,
it is the best dictionary you'd ever use. Uh, somebody
said this. Let's see if this is true. When was
ant added to the dictionary? Or ain't ain't thank you? Yeah,
I'm sure aunt's been in there for a while. Nineteen

(02:12:47):
ninety three hein't Okay, Okay, which makes sense. I guess
first tested to seventeen oh six in nineteenth century.

Speaker 2 (02:13:02):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:13:02):
Yeah, this says that I have an eighteen fifty eight
edition of the American Dictionary of English and it's in it. Okay,
so it's been a word for a while. This says
it's been an English word since seventeen seventy. Well, that
does it make it in the dictionary. This just makes
people have been using it, right, that's person says twenty

(02:13:23):
eighteen was the last time I used an actual dictionary. Here.
I have an eighteen fifty eight edition of the American
Dictionary of English Language. Ain't isn't in it? In my
nineteen seventy edition of Webster's New International Dictionary, ain't is included.
And then they have another one from nineteen eleven, and

(02:13:44):
it's intan. Thank you? Do we have such new dictionary?
Sound parties? Really well? You know in the nineteen eleven dictionary. Hey, hey, Simon,
how are things good? I got a new dictionary? Another one?

Speaker 2 (02:14:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:14:02):
What do we get Simon for his birthday? A dictionary?
He loves them? Ooh, I don't have the nineteen eighteen
I have the nineteen seventeen. I can't wait to go
to this to see what's not in it? Right, good lord, neighbor,
are you coming to bed?

Speaker 2 (02:14:19):
Not yet?

Speaker 1 (02:14:25):
Simon does not have a babe in his life.

Speaker 2 (02:14:29):
What Simon's favorite game?

Speaker 1 (02:14:31):
If Simon has a hall of dictionaries, which I imagine
he does, he doesn't have a woman calling him to bed.
Thank you for going on the date. So this is
where I keep on my dictionaries. Oh that's that's right,
that's my Vaiana trying. I know they look very dorky,

(02:14:53):
but let me tell you something. Difference between this one,
this one has a cowhide bind and this one, this
one was George Washington's brothers. Well, this one held up
held open Lincoln's door while his son was dying from
typhoid Fleever, and see this one right here. Allegedly this

(02:15:17):
was a slave owner's look at all the money he
kept in here so his slaves. He thought his slaves
wouldn't find it. We'll take a break, we'll be back
for you're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (02:15:29):
This is Tulsa's Morning shown Jmod.

Speaker 1 (02:15:48):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Start with Lindsay.
Lindsay what'd you learn today?

Speaker 2 (02:15:56):
I learned that with his massive collection of dictionaries to
play a game of scrabble against Simon. And I also
learned that Operation Monopoly was a big failure because nobody
could afford to spy from park place or boardwalk.

Speaker 1 (02:16:11):
Gimp. What you learned today? I learned that the cuchi
see that you were talking about is not an actual
sea of couci, which is something that Simon, with all
the dictionaries, will never see as well.

Speaker 2 (02:16:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:16:25):
I learned jokes on you kitties have been spying on
everything forever man. And I also learned my favorite text
of the day was I love Mandarin Taste at eighty
first and shared and extremely well cooked Chinese food. The
lady that owns it is actually from China. This is
a real Chinese woman. We're American. You make a good burger, right?

(02:16:49):
It's corporate to saying, make sure that dishwashers loaded rights.

Speaker 2 (02:16:52):
Lindsay stop tracking my cycle?

Speaker 1 (02:16:54):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
Can I get a call that time?

Speaker 1 (02:17:07):
I need?

Speaker 10 (02:17:10):
Yeah?

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