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November 19, 2024 162 mins
Is John Stamos Really Supporting Dave Coulier BY Wearing A Bald Cap Instead OF Actually Shaving His Head, It's The Botox That Makes Me Look Young, Bitch Wife Pours Out The Rum, Guess The Movie Based On Just Words, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & You Think You Know Someone!!!
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know the show better, ask any question you want. We'll
do that at nine. Getting cancer sucks, right, I feel
like we're all in agreeance in that. Yeah, yeah, I
can't imagine you'd be like it's fine because even if
you have a very curable cancer, it would still be

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quite terrifying. Even if there's a ninety five percent chance
you're going to survive.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I would think there'd.

Speaker 8 (04:06):
Still be a little bit of you that's pretty scared, fairly,
and you go to your friends for support, makes sense.
See a lot of friends shave their heads in solidarity, Yeah,
with their friends who get cancer. It's a very emotional gesture.
I like the ones that they don't know what's happening.

(04:28):
So there's one really famous one of a person shaving
somebody's head in a barber chair and then they just
start doing it. They don't even know the person. Yeah,
and shaving your head can be some you know, if
your hair's your identity, it could be quite scary because
you like, this is who I am so fair right. Well,

(04:50):
when we get the news that Dave Coolier has cancer
and John Stamos reaches out to show his solidarity with him,
anybody knows hing about John Stamos. His hair is his identity,
very much. He's very Man's got some luscious locks.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, even on the show it was like don't touch
the hats, don't.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
Right, It was the identity of that. So he does
not shave his head and I sent you a picture.
He decides to do a bald cap.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Lame it's what the.

Speaker 8 (05:30):
And some people are outraged, Like I don't think people
are trying to cancel him, but they're like, what are
you doing?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
John? Yeah? Uh, that doesn't count, does it? It doesn't count.
I'm not going to ask the question. I'm just going
to tell you it doesn't. They say the thought. It's
the thought that counts. No, that doesn't even count. That's

(05:57):
like mocking.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
It feels a little like pro I don't get a choice.
I love you, man, I'm right there for you in
almost everything.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
And talk about looking creepy without any here, like with
David kind of looks natural.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
It does. It doesn't look bad on Dave at all.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right with old old John here, Johnny boy, that just.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
Looks weird, well coolier, you can see, like like the stubble,
which helped, I think helps, But when you are bald
as a baby's ass, it's a little weird for sure.
That is a lot of work to not be in
solidarity with somebody.

Speaker 9 (06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Real.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
Also Dave doesn't seem to care.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
No, he's still.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Messing up his hair. He's gonna put the camp on
top of his beautiful hair.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Yes, but he's got plenty of people that know what
they're doing.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he can take it off.

Speaker 8 (06:51):
He he's gonna wake up in the morning and have hair, right.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
I feel like it would have been like, okay, if
you're shaving his head, like it looks like John Stamos
has the razor in the other picture and he's shaving
his head for him. Yeah, Like it would have been
just better to just shave his head for him with
your hair, like it's not a big deal.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
Like look at me, I got good hair, right, but
just be who you are.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
If you're not actually shaving your head, don't it makes
no sense.

Speaker 10 (07:26):
I wonder if he they have this plan right, like, Hey,
I'm gonna come over and I'll shave your head. We'll
take some pictures, we'll put on social media.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It'll be great.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
Unless it was Dave Coolier's idea because he's the somewhat comedian.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
For John to put the right No, no, you don't
really do it. Yeah, maybe yeah, go ahead. Get people
were saying.

Speaker 10 (07:46):
I was gonna say if he like woke up in
the morning, was like, you know what, before I go
over there, I'm gonna put this bald camp on.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Get a makeup artist.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
I'm bald like you're gonna be, except I'll have hair
again in the morning. No, I don't think that's good joke.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
No, it's not.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
If anything, it takes away from Dave Kolier. Now it's
about him.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's about John. Yeah, yeah, sure you get that off, man,
get that off of my screen, do you.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
I'm not going to put you on the spot that much,
but I am going to ask you. Do you have
friends or loved ones you would shave your head for?
Should this unfortunate situation be bestowed upon them?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Lindsay M.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Yeah, no, I would. I would. It would be tough,
but I you know, I can always throw on a
wig if I had to.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
You got plenty of them.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
Yeah, that was a pretty delayed response, but I would.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
The grimace at the beginning.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
To Yeah, it would be tough, but I would.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
M h.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
If I believe you care it grows back for me,
it would sometimes.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, it doesn't grow back as strong, I know. Gimpy.
Yeah you yeah, I'm gonna take it off at the
first of the year. Anyway. You are start over here?
What's that about? It's just funny.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Hold on, hold on a second. No, no, hold on
a second. That is not something that very often do
you give me the uh, the the chance to push
this button. So I feel like I've got to take
advantage of it for sure. So I just don't want
to miss an opportunity.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
That's right. Uh yeah, man, I'm in the that's massive news,
it is. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (09:27):
Well, you know, last couple of I don't know, like
week or two or something like that, I'd be getting
ready in the morning or going out or whatever, and
I notice it's on even and there's dead ends everywhere,
and I'm like, you know what, I'm just gonna after
the first of the year, take it all off, be
all clean shaven again, and then just start all over again.
Because if you think about it, when I started this adventure,

(09:48):
right with this facial here, this beard of mine, I
had a full beard at first, right, big bushy beard.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I would curl up.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
My mustache, you know, with that old timey look, and
uh and the you know, bick was like, hey, we
want you to endorse our razors. And I'm like, I'll
do it, but I'm not gonna shave the entire beard
and they're like, okay, just to go tease.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Fine. So that's when I took it down to the
way it is now, which is I like it. I
like it like this as opposed to a full beard.

Speaker 10 (10:16):
But because I experimented so much in the beginning, it
kind of threw a lot of it out of whack.
And I feel if I just take it all down
and then start fashing new, I can get it even
make it look pretty and be nice.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I mean, this is what seven eight years in the
work sound like it? Sure, you know? And I look
at it and I'm like, all right.

Speaker 10 (10:35):
Well there's part I could just cut it down here
at the bottom and make it I'm like, you know what,
I love.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
A straight the idea, have a straight line.

Speaker 10 (10:42):
Just f all that man, Just shave it all off
and then start all over again, and I can form it,
mold it, do whatever, and make it look a lot better.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Are you looking forward to it?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Or?

Speaker 6 (10:52):
I mean, because you could go to a barber and
have them shape it up and clean it up and
make it healthier.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I could do that, But why pay somebody to do
that when I can just simply start all over again.
Because I think that I feel like it's just too
far gone on some in some places. You know, I'm
a smoker and I ride motorcycles, right, so when sometimes
the wind will catch up and blow my beard up,
and now I'm burning holes in my stuff, you know

(11:17):
what I mean. So it's getting to be a nuisance,
is what you're saying a little bit. But like I said,
I don't want I like it. I like the way
it looks. I think it looks great. So I'm just
going to start all over it. It's your identity. Yeah,
and I'll grow it back long like this again, and
it may not take seven years to get where this
is at. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (11:35):
I think this is the first time that I've ever
had a long beard like this ever in my life,
so longer probably not this right here on the sides,
just saying this is just because of no shavee November
and this is what two weeks end of the month.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, and I'm.

Speaker 10 (11:48):
Already pretty pretty thick. Yeah, you know, so I'm like,
all right, it probably won't take that long.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
Hair start off strong like that and then the grow
a slow. Will you do it at the toy drive?
Could we do it at the end of the toy drive?
Or did you want to have some holiday pictures with it,
you know, I don't. I don't know, to be honest,
I don't know about holiday pictures or whatever. I don't
know about that. It's just I set a self a date.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Sure.

Speaker 10 (12:14):
I mean, it's just one of those things on on
on one one. You know, I wake up New Year's Day,
it's a whole new year.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Let's just be done with it in the year with
this and then start fresh anew.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
I think the what you've got now, that length would
work on your beard well, especially if you kept it
clean in certain areas, right, it would look look tight.
Keep it like this, but like get rid of the
massive goatee. Y yeah, I did that for a little while.
I did that, and then I kept letting it grow
and grow and grow, because yeah, no, it's a project.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah exactly. And I'm like, okay, I prefer the go
tea look. To be honest with you, the long old
ways man on the mountain go tea look. River.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
The guy that cuts my hair, he said, he's like,
you're supposed to maintain your beard every three days, like
clean it up on the edges and all that, every
three days.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm like, really, wow, it seems like a lot, right,
once once a week. Once a week, I shave on Fridays.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
You shave, like clean it all off, Yeah, yeah, toopic
typically you know, and now it's no shave, no vent.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
You line your mustache? I do I do on those
seven days. Yeah, I'm not good at that.

Speaker 10 (13:21):
I'll brush it down real good because it gets over
that lip and it's yeah like Wilford Brimley. And then
you know, when I clean up on Friday mornings, I
take my buzzer and you know, and and make it
look somewhat decent. But like one side of my mustache
is longer than the other, and it's just it's just like,
all right, let's just start new again.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
Does a barber charge as much for a haircut as
he would for beard trimming?

Speaker 8 (13:47):
And no, but they do charge. Yeah, they do a lot.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
There's still like twenty thirty bucks or whatever.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
It usually not on.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
To me.

Speaker 8 (13:56):
And how long they spend on it. It is not
no if I'm there all added on, because they always
do a great job lining in it. But I would
never go in just.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
For that, No, unless it's like a special occasion like
my brother's wedding. They went in and had their beards
all trimmed up and stuff, and I was going to
join them, but time constraints ruined that one for me.
So I just like, whatever it is, what it is.
So yeah, that's that's our shattering news.

Speaker 8 (14:26):
Shocking, that's a that's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Man.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
I love how passive you treat it like it's just nothing.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah. I didn't mean to overshadow John Stamo.

Speaker 8 (14:33):
No, I'm fine with that. I love a I love
a good nuclear bomb.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Many Yeah, it's just something I was thinking about, you know.
Of course the lady's like, no, don't do it, don't worry,
it'll grow back. It'll grow back just fine. And the
relationship give me a little bit uh, you know, to
uh to make it look right. Yeah, that's fun, not
so homeless looking.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
Can we do something like can you can we go
like a couple of days like just no mustache, oh
and then do like maybe right down the middle so
it's like two separates.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, that sounds like it could be a good time. Yeah.
I don't post a pictures on social media?

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Yeah why not maybe start that at the toy drive.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I love the idea of no mustache. You just got
like this weird shin bush a beaver tail on your face?
I mind a beavertail.

Speaker 8 (15:29):
I'm not even no, there's yeah, yeah, shave that thing.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
All right.

Speaker 8 (15:35):
We've got tickets to Lincoln Park we're gonna give away,
we've got listener emails and we've got to tell the truth.
Take a break and we'll be back.

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Speaker 6 (16:42):
Woman uses botox excuse to explain age after fraudulently applying
for Hurricane aid. This happened down in Florida. According to
the Bradenton Police Department, Veronica Torres was charged with a
third degree felony count of filing a false public assistant
claim after she applied for and received almost eight thousand dollars.

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Police said that the forty four year old attempted to
deceive government employees by using her mother's name, her driver's license,
and social security information to apply for disaster assistance. In
her application, police said, she claimed that the devastation following
Hurricanes Milton and Helene forced her to move out of

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her home. Veronica Torres, forty four years old, was arrested
for filing a fraudulent hurricane disaster assistants claim. According to police,
the forty four year old almost got away with her
alleged scheme until an observant city employee noticed the age
discrepancy when she came to pick up her seven thousand,

(17:47):
nine hundred sixty seven dollars check on Thursday, November fourteenth.
The city employee took notice. Police said that the forty
four year old tried unsuccessfully to convince the employee that
she had undergone botox treatments and that she provided transformational results.

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It's like, oh yeah, no, I'm in my sixties. I
just had botox done. That's why I look so good.
She was arrested following questioning and released after posting a
twenty five hundred dollars bond.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
How many people do you think do this, try to
scan the system and use botox? Hasn't it?

Speaker 8 (18:26):
You know, like you look like your mother?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (18:28):
Father?

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Yeah, I'm sure a lot.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
When it comes to money, Oh yeah, for sure. Don't
ever question the links people will go to.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Oh yeah, I mean how many stories have we read
where they keep the bodies in a freezer so they
can collect their Social Security checks?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah? Not even there?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Which isn't a lot?

Speaker 6 (18:47):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
A couple hundred bucks a month?

Speaker 8 (18:48):
Maybe sometimes? I mean it can be more than that,
of course, or less.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Why not use plastic surgery as the excuse as opposed
to botox, though, because you think you'd get more transforming
chinnel work. You know, it looked differently if you did
plastic surgery, be more believable, I think, yeah, because botox
just tightens everything up the right.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Nobody wants to look older. I mean you would have
to look you would have to make yourself.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
No, no, he's saying, what did they use say they had
plastic surgery rather than just botox?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Two? Look younger? How old was the mom?

Speaker 6 (19:21):
At least sixty one?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, this lad don't look sixty No, no, no, not
at all. No, it's the boot.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
She looks younger than me. Oh wait, I can't.

Speaker 10 (19:32):
Husband arrested after bible thump and wife pours out his rum.
There's a dude, he's fifty eight and his name is
Ronald Old. Ron Here was up late the other night drinking,
having a good old time will party by himself. His
wife wakes up two in the morning on a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
And is like, hey, uh, why you out here drinking
iron Anyhow, they got in a bit of an argument
and she takes his rum and pours it down the sink.
And after she does that, he cracks open a cold
beer and then they start for farting, arguing, fighting back
and forth, and he ends up tries to get his

(20:11):
keys and his iPad and his phone. I guess he's
gonna go hop in the car, drive around the block,
maybe watch the Netflix or something. I don't know, but
she's like, you're not driving anywhere. So then they start
arguing back and forth again. He ends up pushing her
down onto the bed. She calls ninety one one. The
cops come out. They notice that he has got the
bloodshot eyes, smells like a drunken hobo. They end up

(20:34):
taking him in for domesticus.

Speaker 8 (20:38):
The what's the name of the the god in Major
League that the foreign player dumps rum two joebu huh.
Local parrots being attacked or killed. Los Angeles area nonprofit
animal rehab center says nearly a dozen wild parrots have

(20:59):
been killed or severely injured over the past few weeks.
The founder of Cleo's Critter care Go Now for What
Parrot in Pasadena say she's received several calls from San
Gabrielle Valley residents that parrots are being shot down. Cleo
Watts has taken in a number of the injured birds

(21:20):
at her facility, including one she said was missing half
its wing. Anyone with information is asked to call the police.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Parrots aren't native to southern California, No, so that means
they were once pets and then released got loose somehow,
maybe because that does happen our parents. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (21:43):
Are parents as much of a nuisance as like say,
a sparrow.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Building a nest in your eve and overhanging.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
Sparrows are just a nuisance bird. Certain birds play a
pivotal role, but sparrow's are a nuisance. So I don't know.
Are parrots like that or do they just maybe if
they were once? Do they hang out with the sparrows
and they're like, you're with You're You're now part of
the You're with.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
The streets, You're one of us. Maybe, so I don't
know how you've now a child of the streets. Yeah,
you be hanging with a sparrows. But enough parrots get
out to where they have to have a wildlife sanctuary.
Maybe it's because they live for goddamn ever and people
are like, I didn't realize it's going to be in
this for the next fifty years. Take my bird, dude,
I think that's an excellent point to take on a chipmunk,

(22:33):
raccoon or a dog.

Speaker 8 (22:34):
You're like, I will be around at least for fifteen years. Yeah,
a parrot, you're making quite the commitment.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Definitely.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
You You may be dead before that parrot ever sees
the end of their life.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
It's like those people that get tortoises right that live
to be one hundred and fifty years old, you're creating
a burden for somebody else. A lot of people do.
A lot of people get tortoises. I would. I know
Center of ours has one. He's okay, he's getting it,
he's having to pass it down or whatever. But like
is he dying, No, he's not dying, but he just
he's mentioned before, like you know, says down blah blah blah.

(23:10):
But like, if you think about it, one tortoise lives
let's say one hundred and fifty years, right, and you
get it when it's a baby, And let's say you
get it now in your forties and you die at eighties,
so that passes down to your kid. Your kid then
has to pass it down to their kid, and their
kid has to pass it down to their kid, and
can go through street generations.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
Yeah, it's a lot of burden on a lot of people,
and the bigger.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Gets all get out of here, right.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
Right, unless you're that kid that says, you know what,
I don't want I don't want this.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I don't want your life exactly.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
So that's your dreammate, mine, take it to the zoo.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I'm sure you could donate it.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
I have a friend who has a tortoise. Really, the
entire family loves it. I saw it for the first
time the other day and it is super. How big
is it thirty pounds?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh my, that's a big bitch. Yeah, that's insane, that's beautiful.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
Sure, it's equal to sunsets. Yes, yes, all right, we
got to take a break.

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Let's go and do some comedy and talk about the
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Even the stadium.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Can't keep it together. It's all falling apart. Man, dude,
the kicker who's like mister automatic right right, Holme field Man.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
The Cowboys got throttled by the Houston Texans last night,
thirty four to ten in a lone star state showdown.
In Monday night football, Joe Mixon had twenty carries for
one hundred and nine yards and three touchdowns to help
Houston snap a two game losing skid.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
C J.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Stroud completed twenty three of thirty four passes for two
hundred and fifty seven yards and an interception, while Nico
Collins wrapped up four catches for fifty four yards in
his return from a five game absence. Derek Barnett scored
on a twenty eight yard fumble recovery, and Kiami fairbarn
converted both of his field goal attempts. The Texans are

(25:51):
atop the AFC South at seven and four. Dallas QB
Cooper rojh was thirty two of fifty five for three
hundred and fifty four yards, one touchdown and a pick
in the losing effort. Ceedee Lamb had eight catches for
ninety three yards. The Cowboys have lost five straight now
and sit third in the NFC East at three and seven.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
The fact that they at one point they had lost
a fumble twice in four seconds, it's just wild to me.
That team is just a mess. That is Cowboy fan
has to be frustrated, and now you should just be
playing for number one draft pick.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Right, yeah, humiliating defeat.

Speaker 8 (26:29):
I don't know, man, I don't know. As I saw
meme earlier. We're only what seven games away from saying
this is our year?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Right?

Speaker 6 (26:41):
How many TVs got busted last night?

Speaker 8 (26:44):
No, I don't think so. I think we're beyond that.
I think you already know the wheels are completely off.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
True, and now it is a question of do they
fire sale or do they right the ship. To me,
it's crazy to watch Belichick do the Peyton Show last night,
The Man Show, and like he's probably going to be
the next coach there there's a high likelihood. Yes, So
he's commenting about everything when he's like.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
You let be the guy.

Speaker 8 (27:11):
The best part is watching McCarthy. At one point, literally
they do a play and they shoot, they change the
camerangle to McCarthy and he's literally like, well, like he
is at a loss and.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
He's not an idiot. No, they just they can't get
it together. Man.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
The nine to one Detroit Lions are now the favorites
to win Super Bowl fifty nine, despite never advancing to
the game. The Lions have the best odds to win
the championship according to fan Duel, followed by Kansas City Chiefs,
Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, and the Philadelphia Eagles. DraftKings also
list the Lions as the favorites to win the title.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
I think that's I think that's a fair assumption to
put them in the number one spot. I don't know
if they can get it done. Can they win the
big game? Yeah, pressure, Yeah, for sure, especially never being there.
I think the coach has been in one as a player,
if I remember correctly, But to get there it's a
whole other thing.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
And who they face I think is important too. I
can't wait, man, I know this is where it starts
getting good.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yeah, for sure. The Browns are losing a major piece
to their offensive line. Left tackle Dewan Jones suffered a
season ending leg injury during the teams of low outlaws
to the Saints on Sunday. Head coach Kevin Stefanski told
the media that Jones sustained a fracture to his left
leg and will require surgery. The fourth round pick in

(28:37):
twenty twenty three was making his third career start left
tackle in place of Jederick Willis Junior. Will's junior, who
recently lost the starting job after making a business decision
regarding his knee injury, and the Jags are losing one
of their offensive weapons for the rest of the season.
Wide receiver gave Davis's out yeah for the season and

(29:00):
with a torn meniscus he suffered in the team's Week
eleven loss to the Lions. Davis had twenty receptions for
two hundred and thirty nine yards and two touchdowns in
ten games for the Jags this season. He signed a
three year deal worth up to thirty nine million dollars
with Jacksonville in the off season, and Damian Lillard's go

(29:21):
ahead lay up with less than four seconds left pushed
the Bucks past the Rockets one to one to one
hundred from Milwaukee. The superstar guard finished with eighteen points,
while brook Lopez led all scores with twenty seven points
and grabbed ten rebounds for a double double. Milwaukee has
won three of four and improved to five and nine.

(29:41):
Fred Van Fliet sunk twenty six points for Houston and
stuffed this stat sheet with six rebounds and five assists.
Jalen Green added twenty one points as the Rockets had
their five game winning streak snapped and dropped a ten
and five on the season. That's your balls to the
wall Sports. I'm Lindsay on ninety seven five km o.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
D, Good morning, It's the big Man Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh kmo D. Can also text bmms

(30:22):
and then what you want to say to eight two,
nine four five, Good morning Lindsay.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Good morning Corbyn. Oh you sooner? Football taking on Alabama
Crimson tid on Saturday. You can pregame with Chris Plank
Saturday evening at four thirty. Kickoff is at six thirty.
You can listen on the iHeartRadio app and of course
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Speaker 10 (30:44):
Morning, can be well, good morning Corbyn. Our twenty eight
hour marathon toy drives coming up in about two weeks
December fourth and fifth over David Busters right off of
seventy first and Highway once sixty nine. Bring a new
unwrapped toy and help child have a merry Christmas. If
you have a business, bring ten to we'll mention your business. Yeah,
bring twenty toys, we'll talk to you about your business.

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Uh, I tell this fun game. I was like, oh,
this will be fun. We should do this where I'm
gonna give you a couple of words and based off
those words, you got to tell me what movie I'm talking.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
About Oh and it might be easy.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
It might be hard.

Speaker 8 (31:18):
As we give more words, hopefully it'll get easier. Okay,
so the first one. First word is friendship, friendship. Think
of movies about friendship. Feel free to take a guess
any time. There's no points. I don't have no silly prize.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
We're just toy story. Right, that's about friendship.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Okay, okay, friends with benefits?

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Okay, the Mi lacunis justin Timberlake movie. Yeah, okay, Uh.

Speaker 10 (31:46):
Injustice still the same one, friendship and Injustice?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Correct?

Speaker 8 (31:52):
Yeah, this is all one movie still okay, Shawshank Redemption. Correct,
that's the movie about.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
How about that? Though?

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Shipwreck We're moving on to a new movie Shipwreck Titanic.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Journey not the band Isolation, Shipwreck Journey isolation.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
Oh? What was the something Storm?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
The George Clooney film Perfect Storm?

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Perfect Storm?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Nope? Uh sorry, make you notes here? Uh?

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Castaway Nope?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Sisters Sisters Isolation, Shipwreck mm. Are we still talking about
Shrashank Nope? Fear, Shipwreck Journey Isolation, Sisters Fear Snow Snow,

(33:02):
Shipwreck Journey Isolation, Sisters Fear and Snow. Uh. Parts of
the Caribbean snow Man, no Frozen.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Correct, there's a shipwreck.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
In the Their mom and dad died in a shipwreck. Yeah,
it's the whole reason. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
Yeah, why she's in power.

Speaker 10 (33:25):
They say that's the same ship that Aeriel would visit
from the Little Mermaid Disney universe.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
Oh, in that, and it's also the Tarzan. Yeah, they
crash on Tarzan's islands.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Somehow they're all linked together. Yeah, weird allegedly, Uh, Cops, Okay,
bad Boys, weapon heists, the Italian job family mm hmm
mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Brothers or four brothers.

Speaker 8 (34:01):
Three thousand, Yeah, and Mark Wahlberg where they avenged their
mother's death their adopted mothers.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah okay, Uh, loyalty okay, cops Okay.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Uh hell said bad boys? Didn't you?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
I did? But that's the departed.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
Speed It's a clue.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's not the movie. It's a clue. Cars, Fast and Furious. Correct.
Uh Heart Underdog Titanic Legacy. How do you get Underdog?

Speaker 6 (34:48):
How do you get because he was like the underdog
in that.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Legacy? Varsity Blues, strength, determination, remember the Titans come back?
Rudy Fight, Uh Lights, Rocky Bawboy, Rocky.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
Any of the Rocky movies.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Uh, Mischief, Dennis the Menace, Problem, Child, Villains, h.

Speaker 8 (35:34):
Comedy, speakable, me evil. I'm actually gonna accept that because
it's Minions, the movie Minions.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
But I'll accept that. Okay, here we go next one War?
What is it good for a rock black Hawk down? No,
that's Somalia.

Speaker 8 (35:55):
Danger, PTSD, Soldier, Hell Hero.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
The Bradley Cooper movie War?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Was it lone Survivor.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
Sniper Kyle?

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Yes? But is the Bradley Cooper movie right?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I can't think of it? Chris?

Speaker 6 (36:23):
Yeah, Chris Kyle is his name?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
American. That's the first one you guys haven't got. Uh?

Speaker 8 (36:32):
Okay, Danger, fight, threats.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Mm hmmm, skills.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 8 (36:48):
Rescue, yes, taken, correct? Uh, Guns, young Guns, Dog, Revenge, Violence, Mafia.

Speaker 12 (37:12):
Assassin Yes, yes, Style, Canna Reeves.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
John Wick. Never seen any of them really try this again?
Rescue Villains, Courage, fun, teamwork, The Incredibles, Mushrooms, Some Brothers,

(37:50):
Mario Brothers.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Nice, Uh, that's.

Speaker 13 (37:58):
Fun, Cops, Chase, Fight, Speed, Chaos, Explosions, bad Boys, Terrorists.

Speaker 14 (38:22):
Terrorsts, twenty one Jump Street, Hostages, lethal weapon, Christmas Diehard correct,
nice Christmas.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
They gave it away.

Speaker 8 (38:36):
That's why I was like, I'm gonna wait on that one, okay. Uh, Rules, violent, correct, stereotypes, friendships, secrets, teenagers.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Euro trip, growth, Kids.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
Conflict, bonds, detention, breakfast, clay, comedy, rivalry, wagers, slobs, snobs, nerds, chaos, Golfetta, Yes, Environment, sacrifice, biodome, Unity, visuals, colonization, war, Pandora.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
I'm trying to not give the last two because it's
gonna give it away. Aliens the Blue mm hmmm, I
don't know. I'm out, Navve, Avatar.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
Correct, Resistance, Reality, the Matrix correct good.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, that one was that one. I was like, oh
that's so easy.

Speaker 8 (40:35):
Uh, Violence, traps, war, survival, Soldier, family, Vengeance, Brave Heart, Rage, Ranch.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Mm hm.

Speaker 9 (41:04):
Uh, Tombstone, Rambo okay, Battle, Honor, revenget.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Freedom, Brave Heart, would still sacrifice mm hmm.

Speaker 8 (41:29):
Maximus, Yes, I think this one's gonna be a little tough. Russia, Skills, Revenge,
red spirrow, justice, violence, punishment, redemption, fight, Denzel.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
Equalizer not bad.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I like the Equalizer series, the movies, not the series.

Speaker 8 (42:13):
Yeah, the movies great, the series not so much.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
Thinking about movies and just single words, it's not easy
and we're Big Movie Dorks. And when I played this
game by myself, like trying to figure it out, I
was getting stumped by the ones people were giving me.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
And essentially that's what we do on Wednesdays when we play.

Speaker 8 (42:35):
Not in single word no uh uh, all right, we
gotta take a break. Tickets to Lincoln Park coming up.
Tulsa's Morning Show continuous.

Speaker 11 (42:44):
Next Jack the Big Bad Morning Show on Tulsa's rock
station ninety seven five KMOT.

Speaker 8 (43:08):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show nine one
eight four six oh K M O D. Can also
text BMMS and then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five. Let's go ahead and play
a game. We've got tickets to see Lincoln Park. Tickets

(43:29):
for that show go on sale this Thursday at noon
at the Bok Center. The show is in April at
the Bok Center April twenty eight, th action, and we're
gonna play Sing Sing current record.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Is I am leading with fifteen, Lindsay has eleven, you
have nine last week's winner.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
You so, Lindsay and GIMPI at nine one eight four
six O kmo D nine one eight four six oh
KMOD call up, get a chance to try and win
those tickets to see Lincoln Park in April.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
What is your name?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
They get? Good morning? Yeah, good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? It's Carl, Carl? How are you today?

Speaker 6 (44:09):
All live in the dreen?

Speaker 8 (44:10):
Excellent. Let's see if we can make that dream a
little bit better. Maybe it'll turn into a nightmare. Who
you want to pick?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Who I got?

Speaker 8 (44:17):
Gimbi and lindsay about Gimpy Carl. Sixty seconds are on
the clock. Timers starts after the first clue.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Here we go, Uh okay, this is the guy from
in Sync with the Curly.

Speaker 12 (44:29):
Hair justin Timberlake.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Uh huh. And if your lady puts on some lingerie,
you might tell her that she looks all right. That's
the first word of this song. And it's the opposite
of the front. What's the opposite of frontag say it
all together?

Speaker 11 (44:52):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (44:55):
This is an eighties band and it's telling a story.
Worry about getting on a boat that doesn't use a
motor blanking blanky blank on the land of insecurities.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I don't even know if that's how it goes, but
whatever yetnam I'm beat. Yeah, I knew that as soon
as you you know, called in. But it's okay, we'll
still make it. So what is a boat that doesn't
use a motor? What kind of boat is that? It
relies on the wind? Boat, it relies on the wind. Oh,
there's time, we get it now. Okay, one is what

(45:36):
you got, Carl, Hang on the line. Gimpy might have
gotten you just enough to win, So hang on the line.

Speaker 8 (45:42):
Okay, all right, good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name? Brandon? You and lindsay have to beat one?
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
All right? Here we go?

Speaker 6 (45:53):
All right? The group that I love songs all sound
the same, and these take your food when you're on
a picnic. The little Bugs, he waves up in the morning,
the all the all the songs sound the same. Starts

(46:16):
off uh the little okay fire blank uh huh. And
if you're playing in this at halftime at a football game,
you're part of what the band? What kind of band?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Margin band?

Speaker 6 (46:35):
Okay, put those first words.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Together, the antro margin on.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Okay, I need the bug and then that type of band.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
And margins.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Yes, okay, another word for hop twice.

Speaker 12 (46:52):
Hop hop say it ye, yes.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
Yes, yes, yes, Okay, this woman singing this is what
a watch tells.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Uh yes, congratulations, man, you're getting those tickets. Brother, show
us in April next year. Tickets throw on sales at
the general public Thursday at noon at bokacenter dot com.
Hang on the line, Buddy, Carl, I'm sorry man, you

(47:27):
did not win. Buddy, have a good day. The one
that get beat had trouble with at the end.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Yeah, you need a pair of these to play the drums.
Give you the band hopefully if he says sticks And
then on South Park, the kid did this song on
South Park he sang it right, I mean Cartman sang it.

(47:56):
That's the only because I cannot think of any of
the words to the song except for the chorus.

Speaker 8 (48:04):
When you have stuff in your house, you're gonna have
a garage blank yeah far.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
And uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
And yeah hopefully you're hitting just off those now that is.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
Ai l And I said, you know, I got him
to say ale e would be the plan, but right
right phonetically it's there.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
How are you going to get him to say that
first word?

Speaker 8 (48:29):
Yeah, when somebody says something, you don't hear him.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
You say blank again. Oh that's good.

Speaker 8 (48:37):
Yeah, if you insist, Uh no, all right, the record now.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Keeps me in the lead of fifteen moves lindsay to
twelve keeps you with nine. Four of The Big.

Speaker 11 (48:48):
Men Morning Show is next.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Good Morning. It's the Big Bad Morning Show six O
K M O D.

Speaker 8 (49:08):
You can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
To eight two nine four five. I've just seen this.

Speaker 8 (49:16):
I don't know if this is breaking news or whatever,
but Pete Davidson is checking in to rehab again.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (49:22):
Very I didn't know that he was in bad shape. Okay,
wasn't He just on a bunch of shows and he
was on SNL. But this says that he's uh not
doing well and that there was a mental health check
on him. And this is the second time this year

(49:42):
that he's gone to rehab.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Wow, at least do you go on trying to get
him one hundred? Not everybody gets to that part, right
You find him dead in a hotel with a hooker.

Speaker 8 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, or just dead or just a hook if
they become a hooker.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (50:02):
Keep in mind, his dad died nine to eleven, so
there's a lot going on there besides whatever, No.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Excuse, Pete, get off the juke. I think that's an excuse. Yeah,
it's an excuse to do cocaine.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
I think I'm just saying, Yeah, it's unclear if it's
drugs or mental. But uh, but I think, yeah, if
your parent dies in a global event like that, in yeah,
either way, it's still a global event.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I think that. Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 8 (50:37):
They erected a memorial to all those people.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah, yeah, do all the blow you want them, dude.

Speaker 8 (50:44):
This weekend there was a thing on sixty minutes about
all the people that died because they don't have remains
for everybody. They're just now starting to find them, and
they're cataloging all the remains and they're keeping them all
and in some cases they have like fifty percent of
a person, they have twenty percent of a person, and
it's up to you, as the surviving family members, to
go I would like their remains or not, and it's

(51:05):
up you don't have to they'll keep them there in
the chance that they'll find more. And there are people
that talk about that they still haven't gotten anything or
they haven't found anything, and they just buried a box
with like their like think like memories of them, right,
like pictures and lego pieces. Yeah yeah, wow, So yeah,
I think that if your parent died a nine to eleven,

(51:27):
I think, yeah, that feels like a an okay reason
to do the cocaine.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yeah, fair enough, it works.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
But if you're you, if you lead with that, that's
not cool either, Like, are you on cocaine again?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
And you're like, my dad died on nine eleven, You're like, okay,
you're just using it as now, you're just using it. Yeah,
what it says? Any of the Russian invasion of Ukraine
hits the thousand day mark. Russian troops poured into the
country on February twenty fourth of twenty twenty two, massive
escalation of a conflict that started in twenty fourteen. Ukraine

(52:04):
has depended heavily on support from allies, including the US,
which reportedly just gave Key permission to use long range
American missiles on strikes deeper and deep inside Russia.

Speaker 10 (52:18):
The invasion has resulted in hundreds of thousands of casualties
and mass waves of refugees. LA City Council to vote
on sanctuary city status. La could soon become a sanctuary city.
The La City Council is scheduled to consider a sanctuary
City ordinance to protective legal immigrants. The issue has been

(52:41):
pushed in recent days by Mayor Karen Bass or.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Base I'm gonna assume it's fish. Some council members have
expressed concerns about Trump's mash deportation plans. If approved, the
ordinance would prohibit the use of city personnel and property
to help federal immigration enforcement efforts. Let's see here more

(53:07):
migrant deporting debate. Trump is vowing to a mass deportation
of illegal immigrants, which has some farmers worried about a
lack of manpower to pick the crops. Texas Republican Congressman
Tony Gonzalez says the agriculture workers should not be the focus.

(53:27):
He joined the weekend talk shows to say that convicted
criminals should be the targets. And then lastly, here giving
machines open to the public at the gathering place. I'm like,
what the hell is a giving machine?

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Well, let me tell you she's a nice lady, she's.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
A taking machine.

Speaker 10 (53:46):
Anyway, The giving machines are now open at the gathering
place and will open to the public today. Now, giving
machines are just like they're just like vending machines just
like them, but it allows you to donate supplies to
the word local charities. You use your phone or a
card to pay, and you choose an item to donate
to the nonprofit organization of your choice. There are cards

(54:08):
with different items on them that range in price from
ten dollars to two hundred and fifty dollars, and they
have items like coats and baby strollers and holiday meals.
Even goats in a beehive. Not goats in a beehive
like hairdoo, but two separate items.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yes, beehive.

Speaker 8 (54:27):
Any effort to try and help out organizations that help
people sounds good Geese. I'm not clear on how this works,
but at least they're trying.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Something's better than nothing.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
Yeah, coming up with a couple ideas. That is a
couple more ideas that I'm coming up with. If I
go to the giving machine at the gathering place, he's
a nice lady. That's the taking machine still at the
gathering place. None, no, no, no, Some people say she's
a giver. If I go and I buy a goat,
who gets my goat? I think it's on the card,

(54:59):
so I have to of like, is there like a
list of people.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
We'll just say, you know, Gloria, I think like if
you pick a one, okay, Old McDonald gets a sheep, okay.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Like the give it like the Angel tree kind of
like yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
And then not buy a goat for myself? No, what
if it's hard to keep it in the machine. They
keep wearing a ram out of there.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
Yeah, they get real fidgety. Well it's hard to stuff
them in.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
The little coils that work out. They're like, all right,
well we got to send a goat to a wasso
now or whatever. I think.

Speaker 8 (55:33):
I think Lindsay's example of the Angel tree is probably
the most accurate of like what this would look like.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
And then somebody just shows up at your house with
a goat, like out of nowhere. You're sitting there watching
Sunday Football, minding your own business, right, watching the Bears
take another loss or whatever, and and like open the door.
Can I help you? Yes, have a goat for you
have a.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
Nice day, Okay. I don't think it's for people. I
think it's for like charities. What's a charity going to
do with a goat? I think that if you have
a charity and you can't afford someone to mow your
yard fair enough.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (56:12):
It just blows me away that they have the option
for goat. Now I gotta go to the gathering place.
I gotta see what this is about, because buy a
goat for cheap. Hell, that's a good deal.

Speaker 8 (56:22):
Listen, I know you well enough. That is about number
four thousand on your list of things you want to do.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
A ten dollars goat. I'll donate a ten dollars go man,
just so somebody won't lucky enough to wake up in
the morning and have a goat.

Speaker 8 (56:35):
You will not donate ten dollars. You don't even give
a dollar to people in this building when they've got
something going on.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
You don't even tip servers. The hell if I don't
get all with your crappy sports, that Italian food hater,
dessert naysayer. Maybe, but I still tip.

Speaker 8 (57:00):
All the time too, And you don't put the card
back to you, son of a bitch all the time.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
There are people for that. Go ask Tony over at
the Walmart. He'll tell you that's his job.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
The Giants are making a change under center. Head coach
Brian Dable announced Monday that Daniel Jones has been demoted
to third string quarterback. Tommy DeVito is the team's new
starting quarterback, and Drew Locke will serve as the backup.
Jones' career with the g Men has likely come to
an end less than two years after signing a four year,
one hundred and sixty million dollar contract to Vito returns

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as the primary signal caller and leading the Giants to
three straight wins last year. New York is last in
the NFC East at two and eight and will host
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Sunday.

Speaker 8 (57:43):
One of the great things about Tommy DeVito becoming the starter,
not only is his name so perfect play for the Giants, Yeah,
pictures of his agent, which I say, just say, you
guys will be like, They'll do this over and over
on the TV broadcast of a Giants game, just because
he also.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Looks so new.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
Yes he does.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
You're gonna make my boy play today. He's gonna play
whether you like it or not.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
He looks exactly like the agent you expect for someone
called Tommy DeVito.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Absolutely, Oh my goodness, forget about it. He's going in
the Chiefs are adding another speedy wide receiver to the roster.
ESPN is reporting that former New England Patriots wide receiver
Taekwon Thornton plans to sign to Kansas City's practice squad.
Thornton was waived on Saturday by the Patriots and cleared
waivers on Monday. The twenty four year old was selected

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in the second round of the twenty twenty two draft
at a Baylor after running a four point twenty eight
second forty yard dash at the NFL Combine. He has
thirty nine catches for three hundred and eighty five yards
and two touchdowns through twenty eight career games.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
That's not a bad pick up, but it's just to
the practice squad. The guy hasn't been productive in two years,
and I think the year his most productive year, he
only had like two touchdowns. Anyway, to get another weapon
in there. If we're gonna limp into the Super.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Then so be it. Well, you guys just lost to
the Bills.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
That's true, we did, but keep in mind last year
we went to nine and six and then went on
the road and won the Super Bowl. Also, the last
two times we've lost to the Bills in the regular season.
I'll let you just figure out what happened.

Speaker 6 (59:19):
Yeah, I mean you said limp in though, like limping
in nine and one.

Speaker 8 (59:25):
No, limping in because of injuries. Yeah, they have a
lot of injuries.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Matt Eberflus is fired. Yeah, No, is not happy about
Sunday's screen bay.

Speaker 8 (59:36):
Not happy feels like the wrong word.

Speaker 6 (59:38):
Absolutely, and no one is happy.

Speaker 9 (59:40):
Matt.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Come on and join this story.

Speaker 8 (59:43):
By the way, is just the giantess krock of crap
E Burr. This tells you he doesn't know what's going on.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
Right as time expired, Chicago kicker Caro Santos had his
forty six yard field goal attempt blocked up the middle
by the Packers defensive line, sealing the twenty to nineteen
victory for the visitors. According to NFL Networks, Ibra floose
and the Bears will turn in the game losing play
to the league office because Green Bays defenders were on

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our long snapper. According to league rules, the center must
remain uncovered on a field goal attempt, and a defensive
player cannot jump on an opponent in an effort to
block a kick. Now, if that happened, then why didn't
the refs call it?

Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
Well, I mean they could have missed the call and
It is absolutely that is true. Everything he's saying is accurate.
But you ran off so much time. Yes, instead of
trying to get closer to the end zone that you
mismanage the clock dramatically. That is spinning away from the
actual problem.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Agreed.

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
No, No, we're gonna it won't change the outcome of
the game, and even if it does, whatever, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
The Lakers are planning to immortalize another one of their
franchise greens with a statue outside of their home arena,
La will on oor former head coach Pat Riley with
a statue to stand in Star Plaza. Riley won four
championships while leading the Showtime Lakers in the eighties. He
also won four championship He also won championship rings as
a player and assistant coach with the Lakers. The seventy

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nine year old has served as the team president of
the Miami Heat since nineteen ninety five. He will become
the eighth teen great to have a statue in Star Plaza,
joining Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Elgin Baylor, Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson,
Shaquille O'Neil, Jerry West, and broadcaster Chick Hearn And that's
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You can always email us show at kmout he dot com.
We read an email on the air and then you
guys get to give advice. This one says my wife
and I aren't counseling. I caught her cheating via text
and when I saw the messages, I may have accidentally
screenshoted the messages, found the other woman on Facebook and

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sent them to her, and of course they got divorced.
In counseling, she brought up how I should not have
done that and caused the divorce. I'm shocked that in
our counseling we're even talking about this prick. Is it
safe to assume this is a good enough flag to
end it and stop counseling. So we got a person

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that apparently caught their partner cheating via text, took pictures,
found the other person's partner on Facebook, and sent them
to them allegedly, and in counseling it was brought up
that they that that was a dick move, and is

(01:03:27):
it safe to assume this is a good enough flag
to end it and stop counseling? Going to therapy after
catching your partner cheating? Is that's I think that's admirable.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
I do too, to go hey, I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Want to work on this.

Speaker 8 (01:03:42):
Even though you only stopped and were in counseling because
you got caught, not like you were in the middle
of something. You were like, we should go to counseling.
You acted a foo right and then got caught. Then
you're like, no, no, no counseling, we can do this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Uh, don't fire me.

Speaker 8 (01:04:01):
I'm an alcoholic right only once caught, did you seek help?
So I think that's a matter admirable to go to
therapy posts all that.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
So I'm a little bit confused. Is it the person
that got caught that's asking if I should if they
should end it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
It sounds like it's their spouse.

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
The person ending that emailed is asking. It sounds like
is it safe to assume this is a good enough
flag to end it and stop counseling?

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Okay, okay, we're good. Thanks, so uh.

Speaker 8 (01:04:43):
And to be calm in that moment too, and be like,
I'm just gonna snap some pictures of the text messages.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
That's a lot of work that goes in there, right,
because I'm sure it didn't say, hey, Charlotte, this is
Steve Smith. You know, let's get together again. So you
got to find he had to find out who this
other dude's name is, whole name, go to their Facebook,
see that he's married, then message his wife. And that's
a lot of work.

Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
Some people, yes, but true snipers will put in the
effort right and it might not be that difficult. If
she has a Facebook and his name's George, right, right
to go find George, and then true true if it's
the only George in there.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
And I think in the heat of the moment too,
when you're that upset, you want to know detail. You
want to know everything, you know what I mean, Like,
you want to know, well, who is this person and
are You want to know are they married too? And
you want to hurt that person as well?

Speaker 8 (01:05:44):
Uh this text says, uh, I like how they were cheating,
but it's all his fault. They got divorced. Ma ex
tried this in court and they shut her down. Get
away from her. Wow, you ruined their marriage with screenshots.
It had nothing to do with our cheating. Good old
no accountability. Another one fine, a real cheating whore. Another one, run,

(01:06:05):
another one walk away. Obviously there's still some kind of
thoughts and feelings. Get smart, be single, and be true
to thyself. You're assuming they didn't already know the other couple, Okay,
I mean I guess that's possible. Who like maybe it
was one of their friends, Uh yeah, or a friend
of a friend. The stories you read of people getting

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caught cheating and it's like their best friend, you know,
their their wife's best friend or their husband's best friend.
I'm like, that's that's a man's titanium steel.

Speaker 10 (01:06:39):
Balls man right, real close to home. It's one thing
if it's somebody you work with or somebody you met
at a bar. But this is your old lady's best friend.

Speaker 8 (01:06:50):
Right, that's to me. You are now you are just
oblivious to people around you. Who puts you in a
situation to make a jerk move. Your wife did bro integrity,
flew out the window with her morals. Don't let her
have sex with the guy. I'd have been gone. But

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the fact that she is more mad at you for
screwing up the other guy's marriage says it all. She
has no remorse, She's just pissed the other guy now resents.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Her move on. Okay, I mean now they can they
can be to kill now if they want.

Speaker 10 (01:07:29):
Yeah, you know because maybe maybe maybe Let's just assume
that he sent these screenshots to his old lady and
then they ended it, you know, then they have an opportunity.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
These two y'all wanted to be together. Now you don't
have to hide it, you know, go have fun.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
Right, and it's therapy. Everything's available to talk about should.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Be, should be like this, But obviously it caused a
riff and therapy talking about this.

Speaker 8 (01:08:01):
He clearly thinks. So he clearly thinks that it's weird
to bring it up because you were thinking therapy. We
talk about us, right, not other people's stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:08:13):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
It feels like gossip at that point. H And do
you have kids? I think plays a part in it, too, Right.
Some people think you got to stay together even when
you have kids, even if the other person is a scumbag.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Right, got to do the right thing. I hate that phrase. Oh,
they think they're doing the right thing. They think right,
kids work out, It works out just fine.

Speaker 8 (01:08:45):
Yes, Statistically, it does show kids that come from single
parent homes struggle more in many different social situations in society,
whether it be careers, whether it be having friends, whether
it be alcoholism, whether it be dependency.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Of some like.

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
Statistics show that to be true.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:09:04):
That doesn't mean it's guarantee, right, but it shows it
can happen. Go hook up with his wife for payback?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Do it stay toxic, kings.

Speaker 8 (01:09:14):
I would want someone to tell me if they found
my spouse cheating and had proof you saved another girl
from finding out on her own.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Who?

Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
I don't know, If I want to know, I don't.
We've been down the show before on the show. I
don't know if I want to know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
If I don't know, it's gonna hurt either way. Right,
whether you find out on your own or somebody else
tells you, it's still going to suck. Now.

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
And are you even going to believe it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Yeah, that's where it is right there.

Speaker 10 (01:09:45):
It's like, do you believe this person that's telling you, Oh,
I've got the proof right here, see the screenshots. And
then that's just a definite twist to the knife that they.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Just move through your heart.

Speaker 8 (01:09:56):
I if you have no reason to speculate that your
partner is cheating, and then someone presents screenshots like, we'll
just use me screenshots to me, I am gonna be like,
get that out of here. Stuff gets faked exactly. Absolutely,
that isn't like you. It's not a picture of them
doing it. Even then, I gotta be honest, I don't
know if I'm gonna believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Right, It's not hard for somebody to make a Facebook profile,
steal your pictures and pretend they're you, yeah, you know,
and have a conversation with themselves, pretending that they're you. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
And I injecting if there's a five percent chance that
it's not accurate, and you're injecting into the situation. You're
inserting yourself into the situation. That feels wild to me. Yeah,
because what if you're wrong. If there's a five percent
chance you're wrong, that still feels crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Right, Quit playing the blame game. We're all adults here.
He found the solution. She needs to woman up and
face the consequence. I like this was it kind of
a dick move? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:11:03):
Maybe, And I think in terms of jerk moves to
do this feels like less than the other one. Right,
did the counselor help or shut her down when she
started talking about the other person? It doesn't say some
counselors let everybody talk, right, And they're not there to referee, right,

(01:11:26):
They're not there to referee. They're not there to tell
you what to do. They're just there to ask questions.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Help you get it out for the situation.

Speaker 8 (01:11:36):
Fun fund someone, I'm gonna think they mean fine, someone
that wants you as much as she wants someone else's husband,
or fund someone like a prostitute that wants you as more. Yeah,
reasonable answer. It sounds like you're just trying to hurt everyone,
like you've been hurt. An eye for an eye leaves
the whole world blind. Nuclear answer, hire a private detective

(01:11:57):
to get all of the dirk. You found this pretty easily,
so there's bound to be more. If you're gonna burn them,
burn them all the way down. Yeah, some people like
the eye for eye thing. Yeah, some people think that
that is true vengeance. But even then, all right, we're
all even, stevens now, it doesn't fix the situation. It

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didn't fix the problem, you know what I mean. I
don't think the other side goes okay, we're even now, right,
Usually they feel wrong too, and then it becomes this
volley or.

Speaker 6 (01:12:31):
Maybe when his wife got caught, she was like, it'll
never happen again, and he's like, damn right, because I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Make sure get out.

Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
You already let the disrespect happen and said it's okay
by going to counseling. It probably just happened again later on. Hmm,
you said it's okay by going Does it say when
you go to counseling when someone cheats? Does it say
does it mean you think it's okay? Let's let's rephrase that.
When you don't endo relationship with someone that cheats. Are
you condoning the cheating?

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
No, say more.

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
I think that you are trying to forgive that person.
You're just giving them a second chance to make it right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Okay, KIMPI. I agree with Lindsey, you are trying to
forgive them, right, But at the same time, it's no,
it's not condona. I can't. I can't get past that.

Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
I don't think it's condoning it either. I don't think
you go to counseling to forgive them you. Forgiveness is
a you thing, it isn't a them thing, right, so
you have to forgive yourself for being upset by it,
being bothered by it, hurting whatever that looks like, which
sounds weird I get. But ultimately, you don't forgive the
other person you. You forgive the other person for you
in your head.

Speaker 9 (01:13:48):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:13:48):
A counselor, I think, is just a tool to help
you get over it and get through it.

Speaker 8 (01:13:53):
I would imagine it's hard when someone cheats on you
and you want to work through it. It's hard to
be rational in conversation. I'm just assuming so you have
someone there that can help dig for the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
How does that make you feel? When she had sex
with your best friend. That made me feel like you
didn't love me. How did you feel when you saw
a picture of your friend's dong on it?

Speaker 8 (01:14:23):
How did it make you feel hearing the throes of
passion she had recorded on her phone moaning his name.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
It's different if you hear it, right, If you catch
like in the act visually audibly, is different than you
just see a text message or you heard they were
with somebody.

Speaker 8 (01:14:47):
It hurts worse. Right, what's an acceptable amount of time
after cheating to then have sex with your partner again?

Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
I think everyone's different. Sure, I don't know how long.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
It would take, depends. Are we grudge banging here? You
know what I mean? Oh that good old angry sex.
Give it to them hard and make them feel like
a horrible person for what they did. I see.

Speaker 8 (01:15:17):
I'm not a believer in that either. I think that's
just something you do so you can have a weird
type kink. Right, it's a you know what I mean?
It's like, well, this is why I like doing that.
I'm not saying people don't have that right. I'm saying,
when when you're emotionally sliced right for the dagger like

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right through the heart.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Yeah, you don't go you know what you I just
want to angry bring you because I'm married, right, that's
not the same, not like you got married leaving the
socks out. Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
My husband cheated and we're still together. It's a lot
of work and you both have to work at it.
It's not easy, but it can be done. Counseling does
help if you have the right one.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:16:01):
Yeah, I believe that one hundred percent. Uh what's her
name and number? I'll talk to her. Shut up to
the counselor No, it's a different text. They want this
person that cheated. My wife and I are in counseling.
I caught her cheating via text and when I saw
the messages, I may have accidentally screenshot of the messages

(01:16:21):
she founder on Facebook and sent them to her, and
of course they got divorced and counseling. She brought up
how I should not have done that and caused his divorce.
I'm shocked that in our counseling we're even talking about
this prick. Is it safe to assume this is a
good enough flag to end it and stop counseling?

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Lindsey, Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
Think she's trying to help her own case. When he
didn't cause them to get divorced. She did. She's the
one that cheated with him and caused a riff in
their not only her own marriage, but their marriage as well.

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It wasn't maybe it wasn't right for him to send
those messages to the other party, but he did it,
and what's done is done. But it was by no
means his fault for their divorce because that's the other party,

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that's their decision, how they work it out. This was
all on her. She caused the riff in that marriage
and her own. If he wants to continue counseling, he can,
But this feels like she is not in it to
win it with him. She's not owning. She's not owning

(01:17:46):
what she did.

Speaker 10 (01:17:48):
GIMPI save your money, get the hell out to start
all over again. It's gonna suck, it's gonna hurt, but yeah,
you'll be better off.

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
I think the context of it bringing up is really important.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:18:07):
Sometimes in counseling, you zone in on one thing that's
being said and maybe that was just part of a multiple,
like how long have you been in counseling? Right, It
sounds like maybe you're deep diving.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
I don't know. Maybe they were talking about you just
don't give up on things and then use that as
an example.

Speaker 8 (01:18:25):
And you But if you need my permission to end it,
you have it. Decide how you want to be treated.
If you think that's love, go for it, work it out.
But if you don't think that's love, end it. Based
off what you send us, it doesn't sound like that's
working on the marriage. But the context of the conversation

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I think is important. And you either want to give
her a chance or you don't. And you don't have
to decide today. But that's tough, man, that's tough. I
would need a long time to decide whether I would
want to work on it right, more than just a

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couple of days.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Uh. Yeah, I can't look at you. I have to
be able to look at you.

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
I think to go to counseling, right, And if you
did that, I don't know if I could look at
you without wanting to take some sort of sharp device
and pierce some part of your body just being honest,
because to be reckless with my emotions is wild.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
But we want to work on it. Work on it, man.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
But if you need my permission to end it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
You have it all right.

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This email says, I was at my buddy's house and
he has a PlayStation four. I accidentally knocked my beer
off the table and it's spilled into the PS four.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
He was pissed. I get that. I offer to replace it.

Speaker 8 (01:20:30):
He said he wants a PS five and if I
don't get that, he's going to sue me in small
claims court. Show he's buy him the PS five or
tell him to get ben. You can't do that, spill
your beer. No, No, that seems tragical.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
That's terrible. That is alcohol abuse. But you can't. You
can't demand an upgrade. You absolutely can. You can absolutely
that may be true, but you can absolutely do it.
People are pieces of as man. You can't. You can
demand it, but to come on, come on, man, I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
I can understand the idea though of PS fours are
still out there. I don't know if they make them
to buy like a Target, Walmart or whatever. You might
buy refurbished one or a game stock one. Right, so
I could see you going, I'm gonna upgrade and you
broke it. I don't need a new one because of me.
I need a replacement because of you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Right right? And I get that right? What's PS four
going four? Now? Andy?

Speaker 8 (01:21:35):
Yeah, I have no idea. I don't even know how
much PS five is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
PS five is like five hundred bucks. Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:21:40):
You can get a PS four one terabyte black slim
for two twenty Is that used or new?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
It says at Walmart? So I'm gonna assume that it's new.

Speaker 8 (01:21:51):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 10 (01:21:53):
Game Stop here has a five hundred gig for one
twenty four ninety nine that's probably refurbished, okay, which And and.

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
Can you play PS four games in PS five system?

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
You can? You can, But that's about as far as
it goes.

Speaker 8 (01:22:09):
So it's if you moved up, you would still get
to play all those games. It's not give to replace
them all.

Speaker 10 (01:22:13):
No, no, no, you wouldn't have to replace it. You'd
probably have to start all over again. You know, I'm
not sure how this guy.

Speaker 8 (01:22:19):
Has right in terms of safe games.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Yeah yeah. If he's got like an external, it'd be fine.
He could plug it right on in and over.

Speaker 10 (01:22:25):
But it's not like you know, Hey, you ruin my
PlayStation four. Oh my bad, here's a PS three instead.
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:22:36):
Come on, you can get a PlayStation for bundle Call
Up Duty Modern Warfare Bundle for three sixty four ninety
nine wal Mart.

Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
So we've established you can buy one new whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, well it should be.
I'm trying not to give away too much of it.
Would you? Would you?

Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
And if you go to small claims court?

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Would you win? I don't know you the PlayStation owner? Yeah,
why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you?

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
I don't think a judge will say, oh, he owes
you a PlayStation five?

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:23:14):
No, he would say the amount for the PlayStation right
and not? Probably not the original manufacturer suggested retail price.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
I don't how.

Speaker 8 (01:23:24):
I don't know how much they are when they first
came out. How much were they brand new? Were they
four or five hundred dollars, because I could see you
also going, hey, I want what I paid for it,
not the depreciated value.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
That's the thing though, man, I mean it's old news.

Speaker 8 (01:23:39):
It's old news at this point, and I think this
cat's just trying to get a newer game station without
having to pay for.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
It, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:23:46):
And listen, here's a text to the listener email news flash,
your friend sucks by another one. Insurance won't upgrade your
PS four to a PS two A five.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
That's a good point. That's a good point. If somebody
broke into their house, you know, and ruin their PlayStation,
they wouldn't they just say, here's the cash for the
amount of the PlayStation's.

Speaker 8 (01:24:09):
Worth, buy a PS two and PS three, tape them
together and boom PS five.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
That actually would be really funny, hilarious, especially if you
could take it to corner right well, I bet the
judge would laugh.

Speaker 8 (01:24:26):
That's pretty funny. My immediate action is punching someone for
spilling beer on my console. I consider it an adopted child.
Give me you have a PS five, yes, yeah, and
A three, And if somebody spilled beer on it, ruined
it like they spill beer and it goes smoke comes
out the back.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
I'm gonna be pissed, for sure, But I wouldn't demand
that you buy me an upgraded version or you know,
like like the new PS five now that it's the
PS five Pro or whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:24:57):
And it's supposed to be faster and you know, better
memory and stuff like that. You know, I wouldn't demand
that one. I probably wouldn't even demand to replace it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
You know. I think that, you know, the person who
ruined it should be like, hey, my bad, here's some
money to you know, because I ruined it for you.
I don't know. That's a tough one.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
Replace the PS four And if he refuses and takes
you to small claims court, tell him then do it.
Small claims will award him the cost of a PS
four as it costs today. He will not get what
he thinks he will in court. Let him take you
to court. He's gonna waste money on that. Then it
would have been been for him to accept PS four.
Should have should off, should have used price of PS

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four to him. Then he can upgrade if he wants.
Courts will account for depreciation. Another one, get better friends,
another one. I'd give the cash for what a PS
four is. He can pay the difference for a new one.
Reasonable answer, he's entitled to the replace cost of a
used PS four, no more, no less. But what's the
friendship worth to you? Nuclear answer? Buy them a replacement

(01:26:08):
PS four that's infested with roaches. Pretend to be shocked
when they pour out of the box. I mean, you
could buy them a PS four that doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
That is true, That is absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:26:19):
You didn't say a working PS four or PS five.
And the going to court takes time. You might have
to take time off work, so you could still I mean,
what do you want to avoid small claims court? That
that's another thing to consider. I've been a small claims court.

(01:26:40):
It's pretty one. It's pretty much a one day thing.
And when I went, the other party didn't show up,
so I was default judged.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
That same thing could happen here with this person.

Speaker 8 (01:26:50):
Yeah, because you don't. They're only going to get that
side of the story.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Where the hell is your PlayStation where it's able to
spill beer on it? Yeah? Is it sitting on the
coffee table? Do you have it on the floor?

Speaker 11 (01:27:05):
You know?

Speaker 10 (01:27:06):
I try to keep mine at least away from anything
that's going to happen to it in case something gets
spilt or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Yeah, you know mine sits right there by the TV,
and a lot of drinks get allowed by the TV
or even go by it, not like it allowed.

Speaker 10 (01:27:21):
You know, it's just why why there with the exception of,
you know, I'm cleaning house and I put my beer
here so I can run the vacuum.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
You know, why is there a drink even close to it?

Speaker 8 (01:27:32):
Yeah, and we don't know what kind of people they are?

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Are they young? Are they old? Are they bachelors? Are
I mean, you weren't always careful with your belongings? Roll
you so right?

Speaker 8 (01:27:43):
I know I used to keep my TV on the floor, right,
so it's not the coffee table?

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
What's that right? Right?

Speaker 8 (01:27:52):
So who knows that they're set up?

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Is?

Speaker 8 (01:27:55):
Yeah, but it is a wild take to go. You're
gonna upgrade me?

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:28:02):
Listener email from guy says, up my buddy's house, he
has a PlayStation four. Accidentally knocked my beer off the
table and it's spilled into the PS four. He was
pissed and I get that. I offered to place it.
He said he wants a PS five and if I
don't get that If I don't get that, he's gonna
sue me in small claims court? Should I just tell
him just buy him the PS five or tell him
to get bent, Lindsey.

Speaker 6 (01:28:22):
Tell him to get bent. Honestly, you've offered to replace it,
and that's the best. That's all you need to do.
And that's exactly what a judge would say too. If
he takes you to small claims court, a judge is
gonna laugh in his face. So, yeah, he's not a friend.
Clearly he need you can still if you want, you

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can offer him a new PS four or the cash
for one, and he can pay the difference for a
PS five.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Gimb.

Speaker 10 (01:28:55):
Yeah, I tell your friend to get bent for sure. Man,
you don't need to be buying him a PlayStation five.
You know that's an extra three hundred dollars on top
of what you would spend for a replacement four.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
No, he doesn't deserve that. He doesn't need an upgrade.
He doesn't deserve an upgrade. You want an upgrade, go
upgrade your goddamn self, loser. Come on, So I would
if it was me, I would you know, here, here's
a couple hundred bucks, or go to game Stop something another,
get a replacement PS four and say here, my bad,
keep it off the floor this time, or away from beverages.

(01:29:28):
You know, try to do better, because honestly, and say
you can do it. Put it back on him. It's
his dumb ass fault for having his PlayStation where a.

Speaker 8 (01:29:37):
Beer could get spilt on it, unless and we don't
know this, unless they were having a nineties dance party
and he's going starts wind milling beer all over the place.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
How we do it? Yeah, yeah, so with.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
It's mostly the PlayStation four owners fault for having it
at a at location. All right, So I'd say, you know,
you don't even have to pay him that. Give him
one hundred dollars of you know, courtesy cash.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
Boom. All right, there's you one hundred bucks to go
towards your next PlayStation purchase. Okay, next time, keep it
up the goddamn floor. It's really worked up a little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:30:22):
I say, what, this is what you should have done. Hey,
I'll replace it. And if he says no, you're gonna
buy me a PS five or I'll take you to
Small Claims card. Start reducing the price on how much
you'll give him. And then when he gets you get
to zero, you can be like you're lost and he'll reply,
I'm taking you to small claims court. Don't go, don miswork,

(01:30:43):
and then you'll get judgment against you. Don't pay.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
But he's my friend.

Speaker 8 (01:30:51):
Nope, he's not your friend. Accidents happen, man, accidents happen
does suck. Yes, But if he would have handled it
a little bit better, I'm pretty sure you would have
had a new one or replacement one the next day,
but instead he went crazy. Now, whether he thinks he's

(01:31:13):
entitled to it, I have no idea. But just because
you get judgment against you, small claims court is not
a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
But it's got the word court it does. You have
to take it seriously.

Speaker 8 (01:31:26):
I'm not saying you shouldn't, but it's also it isn't
a criminal trial. The outcome isn't going to put you
in jail. When you have judgments and small claim should
you pay them?

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Absolutely? Should you have a coaster under your beer at
their friend's table? Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:31:46):
Doing the right thing is a choice. He had a
chance to but he didn't, so why should you. You
can always email us a show at kmod dot com.

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Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
You know how.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups does.

Speaker 8 (01:32:25):
Easter eggs and pumpkins and Christmas trees and it's been
a very successful thing for them to do. Kit Cat
is going to do that at Christmas. They're gonna have
Santa shapes out of the wafer and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Okay, it's not the saying no.

Speaker 8 (01:32:44):
You're not Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Douche, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Krispy Santahead just doesn't seem right.

Speaker 8 (01:32:52):
It seems like the part of the brands of kit
Cats is it's just one like it's very exactly exactly. Now,
I've got like a giant cookie thing. It feels like
a committal.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Don't they make a big Cat where it's just like
one giant kit Cat that you get.

Speaker 8 (01:33:05):
I mean, I've seen the giant kit Cat bars like
you break off a giant kit Cat bar. But now
maybe they do, but a giant you're talking like a
one full wafer.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Yeah, yeah, they do that. They're called the big Cat.

Speaker 10 (01:33:18):
I thought so when it's just one massive like like
take a regular kit Cat, break off one bar and
then enlarge that times like Tiam.

Speaker 6 (01:33:28):
It feels like Reese's would have done the Santa head,
and more appropriate for kit Cat would have been like
Santa's sleigh because the legs of the sleigh could have
been the kit Cat bar. You know, then you would
have had the two. Whatever they didn't ask me should have.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
There's a reason why I didn't say anything. You came
to that conclusion on your.

Speaker 6 (01:34:01):
Tops has released a unique rookie card of star pitcher
Paul Skenes that is drawing inevitable comparisons to the Golden
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the stakes involved. Here are the details. It's one of
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by the Pittsburgh Pirate star that and includes the MLB

(01:34:22):
uniform patch from his debut game in May, reports USA today,
and it's out there somewhere in a pack of twenty
twenty four Chrome Update series cards which is now in stores.
The Pirates won It. They are offering a swap that
includes two seats behind home plate for thirty years, along
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(01:34:45):
and lots of other perks. Skene's girlfriend, influencer gymnast Libbydoone
added that the person who swaps with the Pirates can
sit with her at a Pirate's game in a suite.
The value of the card the swap might not be
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(01:35:05):
six figures, without getting more specific. However, Collectibles Stoes, Sports Cards,
et cetera in Pennsylvania puts a number on it. The
store will pay two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for
the card, or three hundred and fifty thousand if the
person gets the card from a pack bought in their store.
Skenes is having a banner rookie year, and the card

(01:35:27):
may be worth much more if his career stays on
this path, or much less if it doesn't.

Speaker 8 (01:35:32):
And I think you just want to say a scion, Yeah,
so I'm there is no way I'm selling that. No,
And I definitely ain't traded in for Pirates games, right.

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
Even for thirty years. I don't live there right right right, But.

Speaker 8 (01:35:47):
If you did, ah, maybe maybe the chances of it
being in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Yeah right, I think is rare.

Speaker 8 (01:35:57):
And if you've ever been with have a friend or
somebody who buys baseball cards, it's insane. They're worse than
the Stanley Cup people.

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Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
I'm not sure what your answers are gonna be. What
what fruit do you hate to eat? But it tastes good.

Speaker 8 (01:39:02):
I don't know what that means, so I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Maybe the work I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
Strawberries?

Speaker 8 (01:39:08):
Why do you hate to eat them.

Speaker 6 (01:39:09):
I don't like the little black strawberry seeds like get
stuck in my teeth. I don't like. I just I
don't like them. Plus I think and cutting them up.
I don't like to have to cut them up. And
I also think that there's from videos that I've seen
when people wash them and soak them, there's a lot
of dirt and bugs that come out of them.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
I think they are you don't want to have to
wash your fruit.

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
I think they are a lot of work. Okay, but
it's mostly the little seeds. But they do taste delicious.

Speaker 8 (01:39:38):
Certain ones do, Yeah, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
GIMPI. I guess the kiwi fruit having to peel it
and all that Jobe. You don't have to. You can
need it with the skin on, it's just fine, but
they say you should peel it. Uh. Grapefruit.

Speaker 8 (01:39:53):
I love grapefruit. I love fresh grapefruit. But you get
it and then you got you gotta cut in half,
and then you gotta do the little try things to
like get it out so it's easy to spoon out. Yeah,
you spend five minutes preparing it and thirty eight seconds
eating it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
A man, is it good?

Speaker 8 (01:40:10):
It is ice cold grapefruit cut up, a little bit
of sugar or Stevie on it. Oh my gosh, I
love it, and then taking it and squeezing the juice
out of.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
It and day oh man.

Speaker 6 (01:40:23):
Pomegranate is another one like that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Too much work.

Speaker 8 (01:40:26):
That's fascinating because the seeds in pomegranate are for real.
And you don't like strawberries because the seeds because they
get stuck in your teeth. But don't pomegranate once Well, those.

Speaker 6 (01:40:36):
Are a lot bigger and you spoon all those out
at once, so you're definitely not eating those.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
The pomegranate has a seed in the middle, right, but
they're huge.

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
But that you have to break open a pomegranate and
that and the skin on those is so thick.

Speaker 8 (01:40:53):
Yeah, it's so much work. Yes, uh, Mary bang kill.
Hot wings with ram blue cheese plus c carrot sticks,
hot tamalies made by Nabuela or hot coffee from your
favorite coffee place. Mary bang kills, So these are all
good things. Hot wings with rancher, blue cheese plus celery,
your carrot sticks, hot tamalis made by an abuela, or

(01:41:16):
hot coffee from your favorite coffee place.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
Lindsay, ooh, I'm gonna m.

Speaker 6 (01:41:25):
I'm gonna have to marry coffee. I just I enjoy
it so much. I'm gonna have to bang hot wings.
And I'm I guess I'm gonna have to kill hot Tamalies.
I don't have them enough. I do enjoy them, but
I don't eat them enough to keep them around.

Speaker 8 (01:41:48):
Gimbi.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
Uh that's a tough one, all good? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I I guess I'm wanting to reach some hot coffee.
It's a good way to start your day anyway. Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:42:07):
I do like.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Tomlly's, but much like lindsay, I don't have them often enough.
I mean, when the guy comes into the barn, he's
like he was Tom's. I usually turn them down, you know,
but I'll get them at a restaurant or something for sure.
Maybe it's just you know, cooler Tomali's that I'm biased against.

Speaker 8 (01:42:27):
Well, the problem here, Yeah, these aren't just regular Tomlly's.
This is Byla.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
But who's a Buila? No matter mine because she ain't
making no damn tomalis but she whala, Then will's make Tomaly's.
I'm gonna kill the Tomali's and then bang the hot Wings.

Speaker 8 (01:42:44):
I guess, yeah, I'm gonna kill the hot Wings. I
like them, I just I don't miss them. Right, I
don't find myself going you know, it would be good?
Or if I see somebody else eating some I don't go. Oh,
but Tomala's I do.

Speaker 6 (01:43:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
So I'm gonna kill the hot Wings. I will.

Speaker 8 (01:43:08):
Marry the Tamali's and then I'm I'm I'm banging coffee man.
Coffee is good, but ultimately if I didn't have it,
I would be fine. Tomalis is yeah, memories, comfort, love,
it's it is a food that represents so many things.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
Coffee is a vice, right, you gotta have that.

Speaker 8 (01:43:32):
No, it's a vice. It doesn't mean you need it.
You think you need it. The mind trick. Mary Bank
killed Darth Vader Baltimore or Hannibal Lecter. Oh, Mary Bank
killed Darth Vader Baltimore. Hannibal Lefter.

Speaker 6 (01:43:50):
I think Lindsay Voldemort was from Harry Potter. Okay, probably
kill Hannibal Lecter because I don't want to get eaten.
I don't trust him. Yeah, I'll marry Voldemort because I

(01:44:20):
don't trust him either. I don't trust any of them,
but Valdemort I don't really know anything about him, so
I'll just take my chances and Darth Vader that sexy voice. Sure,
I'll bang that the voice of Darth Vader.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Have you seen Voldemort?

Speaker 12 (01:44:43):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:44:43):
Go ahead and Google, go ahead, gimbie.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
I want to go ahead and kill off Voldemort because
he is a weird looking dude. Man, you can't never
trust somebody who doesn't have a nose, you know what
I mean that. Yeah, so we're killing him off. I've
married Darth Vader. You know, he's got the power of
the dark Side, and I'm sure he would just force

(01:45:07):
me to do it anyway, Yeah, using the force. So
that leaves me banging Hannibal Lector. I guess.

Speaker 8 (01:45:18):
Interesting answers of the three. Hannibal Lecter possesses no special
skill set. He's just a straight up killer.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
That ain't awesome, That ain't fun. Right, Baltimore is an.

Speaker 8 (01:45:33):
Exceptional magician, right, he possesses a very special set of skills. Now,
he's not a good dude and not a good looking dude,
but I feel like banging him when you need something
is okay. Darth Vader, believe it or not, tried to
be a loving father. He did which is more than
I could say of the other two. So marrying a

(01:45:57):
good father feels like the right move here. So I'm
marrying Darth Vader. What is each one of your routines
when you first get to work, before you get on
the air. Gimpy, I'm sorry, lindsay.

Speaker 6 (01:46:14):
Sports gathering, sports stories, first thing I do.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Gimpy, Where there what in the whole routine? No? What
is each one of you?

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
You want the whole?

Speaker 8 (01:46:25):
I guess I could be a sure. I took it
as one thing. What is each one of your routines plural?

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
So go ahead, lindsay, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:46:32):
Making sure I have enough ice in my water, gathering
sports stories and make going over my news quickie.

Speaker 10 (01:46:43):
Gimmy, well, hop off my bike, I turn it off, Okay,
Then I get everything.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Smoke a cigarette, go upstairs, record station business. You know
when you hear this hour the Big Man Morning Shows
brought to you, buy blickery blicker, blicker blicker, record that
stuff and make sure the run sheets good. And that's
just made basically a little piece of paper that shows
everything we're doing that day. Are there any guests that
we have and if so, I gotta put that together
and then there's news quickies, and then there's breakfast, which

(01:47:13):
today was a bunch of cinnamon rolls, big ones, choo
those brands. If we're good, still not filling enough till
corman that earlier, and then you know, go smoke again
and then next thing you know, boom, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 8 (01:47:27):
When I get here, all my stuff. I try to
have all my stuff buttoned up so when I arrive
everything should be done. So print something off usually and
then maybe double check my work. But I try to
get here and make sure everything's done because I don't
want my back against the wall. I don't think I
perform well that way. When playing a game and a

(01:47:50):
listener seems not to be the smartest or very aloof,
do you just dread them choosing you, lindsay, absolutely, gimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Yeah, I canna tell the moment that they pick up
the phone, Hey you're on there. What's your name?

Speaker 6 (01:48:08):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:48:10):
Oh this is gonna go Well, no, I don't there's
so many X factors involved.

Speaker 6 (01:48:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:48:17):
I kind of feel like, if we're playing a game
and you're driving, I'm okay with you kind of being aloof.
I've already had somebody crash on the air, I don't.
I left a lot to be desired afterwards. We had
a lot of questions. And also it's just a game.
It's easy to say though when you're in last place.
All right, Uh, right wing suck like Okra, No one

(01:48:40):
really likes it. Well, I'm gonna disagree with you because
there's a bunch of Wing stores and there's zero Okra stores.
It's right, So I think you're wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
I think this town is missing something open one. Good luck,
ye find an investor. I wish you all the best.

Speaker 8 (01:48:59):
I hope it succeeds.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Nothing but Okrah.

Speaker 8 (01:49:01):
Hey, listen, in today's world, it makes sense that Okra
would do well.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
Right, have you been down to nothing but Okrah? They
have the greatest boiled Oprah.

Speaker 6 (01:49:13):
Okra Today, you would definitely have to have strippers inside
that joint to get business.

Speaker 8 (01:49:19):
I don't know that that won't make it better either.
Two slimy things in a business aren't awesome. What's the
most useless superpower you can think of?

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Hmmm?

Speaker 6 (01:49:36):
I mean is there one? I think they're all pretty awesome.
Invisibility is cool being able to fly a useless superpower.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
So none of them, No, Okay him be limited flight,
like you can only fly for like five seconds and
then back on the grap go.

Speaker 8 (01:50:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna go like swimming underwater, right, you're just swimming.
What am I gonna do down there? What am I
gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Talk to the fish? Okay, how does that stop?

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
You know?

Speaker 8 (01:50:19):
A villain?

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
I get it, I get it. But Aquaman's been a
thing for a while. But I okay, one thing he
says useless, I didn't say. Nobody uses it. It doesn't
have a benefit. You could be a lifeguard.

Speaker 8 (01:50:33):
How many times in all the comic book stories you
watch would Aquaman have to stand on the sides and wait?
So they called him off the bench?

Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
I get I've always said he's the most useless superhero.
People lack him. My guess.

Speaker 8 (01:50:48):
Yeah, even in Bad Boys, he's the most useless one. Yeah,
definitely swimming underwater is the useless one. Uh. Hot coffee
is garbage cole brew all day. Okay, what's the worst
thing you could accidentally say in a job interview? Lindsay,

(01:51:14):
just here for the paycheck.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Okay, Gimby, that's your wife. She's pretty hot. Theory I
was going to that zip code?

Speaker 8 (01:51:24):
Whoever if it's a man or woman interviewing you, and
you go, h, your wife was not a good lay.
That's an that is an ugly adult.

Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
That's my child. Whoa you have? Are that you have
a cute dog? That's my child?

Speaker 2 (01:51:43):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:51:45):
Has anyone past or present been the cinder anyone of
your Oh? Has anyone of your past been the cinder
of any listener emails?

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
Lindsay no, Gimby, I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (01:52:00):
I'm not sure how I would know.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
They'd be a fool to.

Speaker 8 (01:52:05):
Give me the closing as you might remember me from
such great films as Yeah, that would be silly. I
got it, And I don't know if I would read it,
because that's called opening drama, right, And I ain't about
feeding a cat, right, Yeah, I don't. I don't want

(01:52:26):
none of that trouble. How about being invisible use of superpower,
but only to blind people.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
I'm blind people. Everybody's invisible to blind people, right?

Speaker 3 (01:52:38):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:52:40):
Thanksgiving is coming.

Speaker 8 (01:52:42):
Is there any new food, drink, or whatever you're gonna
try this year, a new dish, or even just a
twist on an old favorite.

Speaker 6 (01:52:50):
I'm thinking about spicing up my mac and cheese this year,
like with some Franks. No more like red pepper flakes.

Speaker 8 (01:53:00):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
You're better off with franks.

Speaker 8 (01:53:02):
Calabrian chili by a jar of Calabrian chili's and just
put a very small, like quarter teaspoon in him.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
Okay, when you make the cheese sauce. Yeah, just put
it in there.

Speaker 8 (01:53:12):
Game changer, all right, Gimpy, way better than red pepper flakes.

Speaker 6 (01:53:15):
Okay, And do you get those at any grocery store.

Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
I think I bought mine.

Speaker 8 (01:53:21):
I might have had to go to like sproutser Whole Foods,
and it's it's pretty expensive, but the jar will last
you a long time. Kimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
I guess my brother is gonna make some deep fried
deviled eggs.

Speaker 6 (01:53:32):
Those are good. I've done it once, But you got
to eat them right away.

Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
That's what I was telling him, Like, it doesn't seem
like something that you could sit and like set up
all the food, you know, and then player games and
social wise, and they later because they're deep fried, and
then the coating it just gets cold. It's weird. Yeah,
cold deep fried foods is no point. How does that work?

Speaker 6 (01:53:52):
Lindsay, I mean you have to bread them. I used
I used the Pinko breading like it's half Yeah, they're halfed,
and then you in an egg dip. I gotta get
the stick and then in the in the pinco breadcrumbs

(01:54:14):
and then deep fry them in the hot oil. But
as soon as they come out is when you have
to eat them, because when if they sit, they are
no good.

Speaker 8 (01:54:21):
I would think the filling would disintegrate in the hot oil.

Speaker 6 (01:54:24):
No, it's not, because it's quick. I mean it is
a quick fry and a flash fry. And I actually
used a serracha on top.

Speaker 8 (01:54:35):
Okay, and that what does.

Speaker 6 (01:54:38):
I just add the recipe? I found it, just added
to it. It was topped with really good okay.

Speaker 8 (01:54:45):
Uh uh, get you said yours I'm doing. I think
I'm gonna try and make some stuffing with chorizo in
it sounds good like not that goes in the bird
like when it's putting in a pan. Again, it's crusty
and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:55:03):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:55:04):
The sauce is what people like, not the wing. Okay,
that might be a fair statement to make, but I've
had some that are crispy. I've had some that are
have no crisp on them. So wings suck. That's the
craziest thing. I've read all day.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
Well, here's a text for that one. F the guy
who said wings aren't good, get it together. This is
good too.

Speaker 8 (01:55:27):
Wonder woman's lasso of honesty, because all she would get
out of me would be all the dirty things I
would want to do to her. Then, is that useless?
It doesn't sound useless to you. What drug would you
be willing to take if you could only take it rectily?

(01:55:50):
Nine gimbe wain.

Speaker 1 (01:55:58):
People shove things in their buttle the time. Suppositories and such.
I mean, and they do make THHC suppositories would be
the reason for that, right, throat cancer. You can't you
can't smoke right because it's your your throat cancer. You
can't eat anything because of throat cancer. But you need

(01:56:19):
to take the medicine somehow right to to help alleviate
the pain. So so I guess THHC suppositories would would
come in and andy for that. That's really the only
reason I can think of.

Speaker 8 (01:56:34):
I like where you're going. It feels a little weak,
but I like where you're going.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
Why if you think about it, I mean, your your
throats everything right there.

Speaker 8 (01:56:42):
Yeah, but if you got a feeding tube, you could
take a food THHC.

Speaker 1 (01:56:46):
Product true, true, I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:56:50):
My grandma had drug cancer and she had a hole
right in the middle of her throat that she covered
with this thing she knitted, and so when she'd get laughing,
it would like flapping around. Anyway, She drank eight took pills,
so you could you wouldn't need this repository, I.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Guess, But I mean to answer the question, I guess
I don't know all of them, all of them, not
all at one time, though that that seems dangerous. Shrooms shrooms, yeah,
slow release capsule, only you're not just gonna take a
cap and stem.

Speaker 8 (01:57:25):
And just no no, no, no, like so you can stay.
That might not be bad either. With THC, I would
argue THHC just for the slow release, the longevity of it,
right right, little time release situation. That feels like a.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
More prudent too. And bumps a booty blow.

Speaker 8 (01:57:43):
Speaking of drugs, by the way, go down the rabbit
hole of Tyson and cocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
It's wild why he did make it through the eighties
so uh nineties, Yeah, and cocaine.

Speaker 8 (01:57:59):
Like pictures of him with like tons of cocaine on
his face, they're out there and the amount of cocaine
he had in him and certain it's wild, it's wild.

Speaker 1 (01:58:09):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:58:10):
And when he got in a fight with Brad Pitt crazy.
All right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
We'll be back.

Speaker 11 (01:58:15):
Tilsa's Morning Show, The Big Bad Morning Show, The Assaulting
a Genius next ninety seven KMOT.

Speaker 1 (01:58:34):
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Speaker 8 (01:58:35):
It's the Big Bad Morning shown four to six. Oh
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Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
To eight two nine four five.

Speaker 8 (01:58:47):
This is a wild story where a man named Frank.
I feel like you can always question a Frank always uh.
He visited Kaiser Hospital in Vallejo, Cali. His wife is
being treated Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:59:02):
He shows up.

Speaker 8 (01:59:03):
He takes his a knife out, stabs her with the knife,
and then stabs himself. They both go into critical condition.
He goes into surgery. They save his life. He wakes
up from surgery. Hey man, crazy, what'd you do?

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
Why'd you do that? Man? He's like, why I kill
my mom too? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:59:27):
At least then go to her house, break into the
home because nobody's answering to find this man's mother dead.
His biological mother was deceased inside that is, to go
kill like your wife crazy, to kill your mom and

(01:59:50):
then get in a car to dude drive traffic Valale, California.
Go imagine man, unless he lived next door. Right, quite
a jaunt, maybe a new gas What music dealists do
on the way?

Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
Do you speed?

Speaker 3 (02:00:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:00:04):
Right? Do you get mad in traffic? Oh? I think
all those things. I mean, you just got done killing
your your your wife and your mom. You don't want
to get caught know your mom. You kill your mom
and then you drive to the hospital to stab I
imagine you thought you were going to kill her and
stab yourself. Yeah, but on the way to the hospital,
if you're driving, maybe you take a bus. I don't know. Yeah,

(02:00:26):
I think an uber would probably be the best bet.
Let them handle all that.

Speaker 8 (02:00:30):
I wonder, statistically, what is the number of people that
have been in an uber that committed a crime rent
when they got out.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
Even if it's just like a simple drug dealer or
something like that. Yeah, I bet you the percentages is
pretty odd.

Speaker 8 (02:00:43):
I think people would be shocked the number of people
that commit abuse, prostitution, drug sales, larceny, multitude of things,
because then you're like, well, how do you get tracked
to I guess that wouldn't be smart from a criminal standpoint,
because then they can put you at the scene.

Speaker 6 (02:01:03):
There has been stories of people that have tried to
use ubers as driveways for bank robberies.

Speaker 8 (02:01:10):
Sure, yeah, sure, not smart either. No no, no, no,
no no, because I think I could be wrong. Now,
Gimbi the only one that's had any sort of uber
training or right assist training.

Speaker 1 (02:01:25):
And I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:01:26):
I'm just saying I don't I don't know if it
consists of a wheelman.

Speaker 1 (02:01:31):
Yeah, they don't bring that up in the job description.

Speaker 8 (02:01:33):
Should a bank robber get into your car, you are
now the wheelman.

Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
You are well.

Speaker 10 (02:01:37):
I remember we talked to that listener from our listeners
rows and what was that maybe a month ago or so,
and he was unbeknownly being a wheelman for a bank robber,
you know, And the police caught up to him and
he had to explain his way out and he did,
you know, but they still hemmed him up for a while.

Speaker 1 (02:01:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:01:58):
And I gotta tell you too, going into a hospittle
with a knife to stab somebody feels like not the
most efficient way to do. I'm not condoning this, but
just step on the hose over the face, and I
know what you're gonna say, like, oh, well, that will
at alert the nurses.

Speaker 1 (02:02:15):
This is true.

Speaker 8 (02:02:17):
I would imagine stabbing the person would also set some
alarms off with whatever biometrics are being measured eventually.

Speaker 1 (02:02:25):
Yeah, I mean, because you stab somebody, their heart doesn't
stop beating, right then? No, that's true.

Speaker 8 (02:02:32):
But that is where again the faulty in this thought
is if you stab someone, it is the length of
time they lay there stabbed is usually what kills them.
Rarely is it the first puncture.

Speaker 1 (02:02:44):
Right, I guess certain places. Depends where you got them.

Speaker 10 (02:02:48):
Obviously, if you're going to cut their throat from one
end to the other, hit the jugular, that would probably
they'll still bleed out and die eventually mm hmm.

Speaker 8 (02:02:58):
But again I think that that would result and an
immediate alarm on the biometrics.

Speaker 1 (02:03:02):
Not that they could save them. I don't know, but
right right of course it would. Yeah, if have to
stab them like right in the heart and puncture the heart, yeah,
in order to get them to stop instantly. I guess,
I don't know. I've never stabbed anybody in a degree
like that before.

Speaker 8 (02:03:16):
You'd be better off getting some sort of substance to
inject into their iv.

Speaker 1 (02:03:20):
Bat yeah, right, bleach or something to that effect.

Speaker 8 (02:03:23):
That would be a better, I think, thing to do,
because at least when they show if you stab them,
they show up, they're gonna know, oh, there's blood.

Speaker 1 (02:03:33):
This is where we need to give our attention to.

Speaker 8 (02:03:35):
But if they're having a situation you've injected into their back,
they may not know what's going on. It could take
them too long to decipher the information. I'm just pulling
stuff out of the sky. Sure I'm not, you know,
methodically thinking about this and checking my notes.

Speaker 1 (02:03:50):
You sound like you've done this before, or at least
thought about it a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:03:53):
But I.

Speaker 8 (02:03:55):
Get arrested next week and the finds out I've been
going to hospitals and like killing people in the hospit.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
We say it all the time. You think you know somebody, right,
you think you do. I have no idea what you
do when you leave this building. I don't know what
you're doing before you get into this building. I just
know you from from from five thirty to about ten thirty,
so five hours. I know you're sitting right over there.

(02:04:21):
Anything's possible. My kids go to school, my wife's at work,
I've got a big window. He's going to jiu jitsu,
uh huh or kung fu or whatever, which one every
one you're doing? Yeah, sure he is. Mmm.

Speaker 6 (02:04:35):
He just said yesterday he had to go to take
your mom to a doctor's a bit like lay excuse.

Speaker 8 (02:04:41):
Nobody's going to ever question the taking my mom to
the doctor excuse. Well, you have to sprinkle those in
to create validity, right right, just kind of like the story.
You gotta lose a game every now and again to
make sure that you know you and the refs aren't eating. Yeah,
you gotta find that motivation again to stay motivated and
stay on task, right, right, Aaron can't be distracted, did.

Speaker 1 (02:05:01):
Right?

Speaker 8 (02:05:02):
You got to learn from those mistakes and go wow,
that makes sense. And you got to travel out of
you can't do it. You can't eat where you play. No,
you got to do that out of market.

Speaker 1 (02:05:13):
No, So I mean Muskogee's not that far away. It's
only what forty five minutes maybe an hour.

Speaker 8 (02:05:19):
Well, see, you're making a giant maybe showing my cards
too much, but you're making a giant mistake. You can't
don't just think hospitals anybody where there's an ivy.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
Bat nursing homes, you know, yeah, assistant care, assistant rehabilitation.

Speaker 10 (02:05:32):
Centers, any one of those. But you're absolutely right. You
can't do it around this area. Not a loss of Collinsville, No, no, no,
Tulsa Metro, Nope. You have to go further south, further north, east,
or west.

Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
You can't. You gotta go out of the circle. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:05:47):
All the scrubs look the same, just for the record,
A scrub as a.

Speaker 1 (02:05:52):
Scrub, sure, and they don't want no love.

Speaker 8 (02:05:55):
You work into a you walk into a medical facility,
all the scrubs are the same.

Speaker 1 (02:06:01):
Eh. So yeah, they all look the same. Yeah. Colorwise, though,
I think there's a reason for having different color scrubs.
Different nurses do different colors. I don't know if that's
true color scrubs, yeah, or different hospitals. Yeah, I don't
know which. What does the Mickey mouse ones mean the pediatrics.

(02:06:22):
I think it's a personal preference thing. Maybe you you
have the most experience with somebody in the nursing world,
I know, And that's why I'm thinking. That's why I
say I think there's different colors for different things. I know.
The different links in the lab coats mean different things.

Speaker 8 (02:06:38):
Absolutely, that is on tri U. But scrubs are scrubs,
and you buy your own. Now, maybe they can tell
you got to buy blue, but if somebody showed up
in green, you wouldn't go.

Speaker 1 (02:06:49):
So bitch. Scrub colors and their meanings. White scrubs, we
got time. White scrubs are often traditionally worn by lab
scientists and nurses, symbolizing cleanliness. And however, white scrubs have
fallen out of fashion in many healthcare settings since they're
difficult to keep clean.

Speaker 8 (02:07:06):
Yeah, hard to get blood out of the white black scrubs.

Speaker 1 (02:07:09):
Black scrubs are often offer a sleek professional appearance, and
if you want to come off more formal in your workplace,
black scrubs are the way to do it.

Speaker 8 (02:07:17):
So you have yet to give a reason that that's
what's going on, now that you're giving rational thoughts behind
and I've.

Speaker 10 (02:07:24):
Just clicked on the first thing that it could find
that I could find. Uh, Yeah, I guess there is
some kind of meaning behind them, but not like different
jobs or anything like that. Blue scrubs is the most
popular scrub color. Yeah, I'd say that Teal scrubs symbolize
peace and healing, making them ideal for both surgical teams
and healthcare professionals working and stressful environments.

Speaker 1 (02:07:46):
This has many medical.

Speaker 8 (02:07:47):
Facilities require specific colors for scrubs, but the exact colors
and styles vary. However, some say the color of scrubs
as a matter of personal preference.

Speaker 1 (02:07:55):
Pink scrubs are perfect for healthcare professionals who work with children.
Another nurds for environment not mickey huh No. Orange scrubs
like yellow give off and uplifting energy. I don't think
I've ever seen anybody.

Speaker 8 (02:08:08):
Well, those are the nurses in the construction. Are the
hospital right? Or the prison or the prison?

Speaker 1 (02:08:12):
Yeah? All right, we got to take a break. We'll
be back.

Speaker 11 (02:08:14):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with The Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's.

Speaker 1 (02:08:19):
Rock station ninety seven. Good morning, It's the Big Man
Morning Show six l KMO T find out what everybody learned.

Speaker 8 (02:08:41):
Lindsey, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 6 (02:08:43):
I learned that after watching the Dallas Cowboys this season,
I finally understand whether helmet has a star on it.
It's for the wish every fan makes for a win.
And if I'm ever hospitalized, I don't want to visit
from Corbin be the first one there.

Speaker 8 (02:09:00):
Kimpy, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 1 (02:09:01):
I learned that Lindsay says she doesn't want to be eating,
but deep down inside she's begging for it. And I
also learned that Corbyn can't perform when his back is
pinned against the wall.

Speaker 8 (02:09:13):
I learned that uh no, no, no, they were standing
on the center.

Speaker 1 (02:09:16):
That's why we lost.

Speaker 8 (02:09:18):
And I also learned Jake Paul has more wins in
Texas Stadium this year than the Cowboys. Corbyn saying, make
sure that dishwasher is loaded right.

Speaker 6 (02:09:25):
It's he stopped tracking.

Speaker 1 (02:09:28):
This is Kimpy, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:09:29):
Thank you, thank you. Can I get as.

Speaker 1 (02:09:56):
In password? Corbyn new messages had morning SHO would like
to take a minute to thank troops from Oklahoma and
all over the United States.

Speaker 2 (02:10:03):
These soldiers have sacrifice.

Speaker 1 (02:10:05):
Give the big med morning show before you the bag
like the total douchebags that they are, total douchebag bag,
little incomplete douchebag. We honor and respect you.

Speaker 2 (02:10:14):
We honor and respect you, We honor and respect you.

Speaker 1 (02:10:18):
Rock and Roll. I blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 12 (02:10:22):
We tried bo.

Speaker 1 (02:10:38):
All right to start.

Speaker 8 (02:10:39):
I think we're going to do this little thing I've
give you a piece of paper, gimpee, you'll need one
to lindsay, and you will. I'll read some things and
if it applies to you, you make a mark.

Speaker 1 (02:10:49):
Okay, okay, I was just going to deserve ster drawing dogs.

Speaker 8 (02:10:52):
I'm also going to uh be making marks two on
this can I still drove? And listen why today be different?

Speaker 1 (02:11:02):
Can be?

Speaker 8 (02:11:04):
And this so this is like never have I ever?
So you just make a mark for if you've done
any of those things. And I have a theory and
we're going to see if this plays out. First one
skip school, So you just make a mark. Uh, broken
a bone, fired, a gun, done drugs, been in a limo,

(02:11:35):
gotten a tattoo, ridden a horse, sung karaoke, gotten a ticket,
been arrested, gone ziplining, been on TV, been on a cruise,

(02:12:01):
gotten a piercing, smoked mediceleb been skydiving, had a one
night stand, skinny dipped And this one, I know none

(02:12:22):
of you will make a mark for been drunk. So
what's your total points there?

Speaker 1 (02:12:29):
Lindsay?

Speaker 8 (02:12:30):
How many total points do you have in that.

Speaker 6 (02:12:36):
Seventeen?

Speaker 1 (02:12:38):
GIMPI eighteen? I also have eighteen. My two were that
I didn't get a where there was cruise. I've never
been on a cruise either. And then there was another
one that was like shortly before.

Speaker 8 (02:12:51):
That been on TV gone ziplining, sip lining.

Speaker 1 (02:12:55):
That's the one. Oh no, I haven't actually gone like
legit zip lining. I think if it's on a playground
at a park. Yeah, no, no, that's not zip lining.
It doesn't count. No no, no, no, no no. I
have not been zip lining either. So yours wasn't a cruise.

Speaker 6 (02:13:07):
What was your other one, Lindy ziplining and skydiving?

Speaker 8 (02:13:11):
Okay, mine was I have not done ziplining. And then
the other one was been arrested. Okay, you've been arrested
putting handcuffs and putting a cell.

Speaker 1 (02:13:23):
Yeah, what'd you do?

Speaker 6 (02:13:25):
I was twenty and I was trying to use a
fake ID to get into a bar.

Speaker 1 (02:13:30):
You got arrested and put in a cell in South Dakota, put.

Speaker 8 (02:13:33):
In a car, squad car, taken to jailp.

Speaker 1 (02:13:37):
Taking a mug shot.

Speaker 6 (02:13:39):
Yep, for three hours.

Speaker 8 (02:13:40):
There's a mug shot of Lindsay out there.

Speaker 1 (02:13:42):
Yeah, for three hours.

Speaker 6 (02:13:45):
Hours.

Speaker 1 (02:13:47):
Now wait for mom to come and get her.

Speaker 8 (02:13:49):
No, not even my boss at the time, really yeah,
because you didn't. You your family never lived there. You
lived there to work. How old were you?

Speaker 6 (02:13:57):
Twenty two months before my twenty first birthday? And I
wasn't even trying to go in there to necessarily drink.
I was just trying to go in to dance.

Speaker 1 (02:14:08):
It was the only day. Sure. Yeah, so if that's
the I mean, I guess obviously twenty one to get in.

Speaker 8 (02:14:15):
So anytime you ever danced, you never drink.

Speaker 6 (02:14:17):
I mean I would have definitely.

Speaker 8 (02:14:19):
Yeah, Okay, I just don't tell lies like that.

Speaker 6 (02:14:22):
But it was initially a girlfriend of mine. She was like,
let's go dancing, and I said, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:14:27):
How did you acquire? Said fake ID? Because I thought
I had a guy for everything, And I don't even
know where to get one of those. Not back today
it's harder, but back in the day, back in the day,
I still didn't even Yeah, but maybe I could have,
but I just didn't. I didn't need one, didn't want one,
because I wasn't the one to go out. Of course,
at the same time I was buying, I was buying
a fucking liquor at a liquor store and beer from

(02:14:49):
a gas station. At nineteen You know how it started off,
it was like I just walk in with my brother.

Speaker 10 (02:14:57):
Or whatever, you know, and then we became regulars and
nobody ever ride did him. So then I'd go on
there by myself and then just take whatever, put it
up on the counter.

Speaker 1 (02:15:06):
Hey, Frank, nice to.

Speaker 8 (02:15:07):
See it made the assumption.

Speaker 1 (02:15:09):
Yeah, and he definitely looks older, absolutely, And I I
had a I didn't have like a Tom Sellick mustache
growing up or anything like that, but I did have
some fake care or whatever. So maybe yeah, they just
assumed and let me ride it on out.

Speaker 8 (02:15:25):
Yeah, I had to fake my brother made fikes yea.

Speaker 1 (02:15:29):
Yeah. But to take you to jail for that? Did
you get charged? No? I went to so they they
they hold on They they.

Speaker 8 (02:15:39):
What's the right word here? They it's not imprisonment, They no,
it detained, detained. They detained you. They wouldn't do a
mug shot for you if they detained.

Speaker 1 (02:15:49):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (02:15:49):
I don't remember. I don't recall having a mug shot.
My mugshot taken. I note that they handcuffed me, threw
me in the back of the squad car, took me
to jail, and held me in a jail cell until
it was so embarrassing too, because the jailer or whatever
was like I listened to your afternoon radio show too,
like going to think like it was ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (02:16:11):
I'm cus I'm just curious to the chain of events.
So you go in and they're like next whatever, and
you show their idea and they're like no, and they're
like call the police.

Speaker 6 (02:16:18):
Yes, They're like wait over here, and I was like okay.
I was like, shit, I'm not getting through, Like they
know that it's a fake. So I'm like dripped it arou.
I'm like, can I just go like clearly? They're like yet, No,
You're gonna have to wait.

Speaker 1 (02:16:31):
You could have just left. I'm like, okay, right, you
could have just left.

Speaker 8 (02:16:35):
They can't keep you. They're not a police force.

Speaker 6 (02:16:38):
The next thing I know, police officer was standing right
there and the lights were fleshing on his car.

Speaker 1 (02:16:45):
He cheered you, yeah, that's wild. Was it like a
campus police or no.

Speaker 6 (02:16:52):
Uh huh. No, it was an official police officer who
had probably had nothing else going on, because I believe
it was like a Thursday.

Speaker 8 (02:17:00):
Night crimes happened, yeah on Thursday night.

Speaker 1 (02:17:04):
And what does he say?

Speaker 6 (02:17:05):
He just says, you're coming with me? That's all your
hands behind your back. That's all.

Speaker 1 (02:17:10):
It doesn't tell you why or anything. That's false imprisonment.

Speaker 6 (02:17:13):
And he's like, for a fake ID.

Speaker 8 (02:17:15):
That's false imprisonment.

Speaker 6 (02:17:17):
Yeah. I went to court and I said and I
pled guilty. And the judge was like, are you sure
you realize by waving your right to open turny, I'm
like yes, I'm like listen, I said, this is you'll,
I have a clean record. This is my first offense.
I had a clean record. I said, it's my first offense.
I said, I was just you know, it's two months

(02:17:38):
before my twenty first birthday. I said, I was trying
to get in and go dance. I said, so, yeah,
I'm guilty of it. Tell me he was a slap
on the wrist.

Speaker 1 (02:17:48):
Bismarck or something in suit falls so false.

Speaker 6 (02:17:51):
And the judge was very he didn't even give me
a fine, like it was a slap on the wrist.
And he said, if I was caught doing it again,
then I would do jail time.

Speaker 8 (02:18:01):
So they handcuff you, put you in the school, they
show up with cherries, put you in handcuffs, put you
in the squad car transport, you put you in a
cell and then issue a summons. Yeah, that's fucking wild.

Speaker 1 (02:18:15):
Yeah, seems like a lot for a fake ID. Yes,
shred the fake ID and say don't come back here again, kid. Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 6 (02:18:22):
Exactly who wanted to.

Speaker 1 (02:18:25):
Use you as an example? I don't know to who?
All the little twenty year old who just go dance?
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:18:32):
Man, just putting her in the back of the squad
car at the scene would have been enough of that,
because they don't.

Speaker 1 (02:18:38):
Know what happened once she left.

Speaker 6 (02:18:39):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:18:40):
That's fucking wild. Yeah. No, I've never been arrested.

Speaker 8 (02:18:44):
I when I was like in sixth grade, yeah, fifth grade,
sixth grade, we were throwing rocks and I had to
go to the police station and stuff. But I didn't
get detained and put handcuffs right in jail cell.

Speaker 1 (02:18:56):
You don't have a record out there or anything.

Speaker 8 (02:18:58):
Oh, they tried to get me for breaking and entering,
which is fucking crazy. They just trying to scare me.

Speaker 1 (02:19:03):
Of course, none of us have ever been ziplining. Is
that something you would do?

Speaker 11 (02:19:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:19:07):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (02:19:09):
I read too many stories of people getting flesh eating bacteria.

Speaker 6 (02:19:15):
Ziplining really coming from like off of trees.

Speaker 1 (02:19:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:19:19):
Huh, I don't know the same reason I will never
Parasaale fucking crazy stories.

Speaker 10 (02:19:24):
Yeah, well the reason why I asked because I know
the post to launch here in town has a zipline retreat.

Speaker 1 (02:19:29):
That they do.

Speaker 8 (02:19:30):
Oh fuck, you don't play that card here.

Speaker 10 (02:19:32):
Okay, you're right, it's local. It's not like you're going
to some fucking third world country somewhere, right, because.

Speaker 8 (02:19:36):
I'm sure they take more good carre. Yeah, I mean,
if that was happening, Okay, I'm not. It's not something
I'm seeking out. I was gonna say, we should go
do this and knock all three of us out. We
can get it done. But it doesn't sound like you're on.
I mean, I'm not going to stand in the way
of it. I don't find it fucking compelling.

Speaker 1 (02:19:55):
But I've always wanted to. I thought it's always been
it looks like fun.

Speaker 8 (02:20:00):
I think going to do that at Post Doc Post
Oak is just to check the box. Ziplining through the
the caverns of fucking Zion National Park, sounds or the
Amazon or is a completely different beast.

Speaker 1 (02:20:15):
Absolutely, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, it's much
bigger than you would you know, out at the Post
Oak or whatever.

Speaker 8 (02:20:20):
But you still get to do it hiplining. Yeah, where
because I used to have done it at Zion or
the Amazon.

Speaker 1 (02:20:26):
Where'd you do it? Post Oak and Tulsa?

Speaker 6 (02:20:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:20:30):
How was your fifty foot ride? How was your twelve
foot zipline? That's it? Huh fuck?

Speaker 8 (02:20:38):
But uh when I went to Colorado a couple of
years back, right before COVID, right after COVID hit, as
a matter of fact, I was driving through and I
was like, oh, ziplining, So I pull in.

Speaker 10 (02:20:49):
I was like, fuck, why not, I'm right here, might
as well. I've always wanted to do it. You fucking
pull in closed because of fucking COVID or whatever. So
never had the never had the opportunity to go back
and do that again. And so something I've just wanted
to do.

Speaker 8 (02:21:03):
Yeah, I mean, I have this added, I have these
set of things that I'm like, I'm not gonna do.
But if the people around me are like, let's do it,
I'm like, fuck, okay, do the adventure right right.

Speaker 10 (02:21:16):
We're gonna have to hustle them. Then come on, let's
go do something. We can do it right now, we
can do we can leave right here, right now.

Speaker 1 (02:21:22):
I can't. I gotta lunch thing. I got like, I
gotta thing, I got something going on? What something? You
don't know her? She's in Canada. Yeah, yeah, I can
do whatever. Dude.

Speaker 8 (02:21:38):
I can never walk into a room and fucking inject
some sanely or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:21:42):
They say that that's what you want us to think.
I could never do that.

Speaker 8 (02:21:49):
I could never do that. That's not my demeanor at all.

Speaker 1 (02:21:53):
And none of us have ever been on a cruise either.
I've been on You've been on a cruise, but you
have I have not know I've been on a cruise.
Is the reason why I don't want to do a cruise,
because you've already experienced it once.

Speaker 8 (02:22:02):
It's a floating prison. On top of all the other stories.
I hear you there, I hear you, but I also
hear all the other fun stories. Yeah, a lot of
people that have been on one go and they tell them.

Speaker 1 (02:22:14):
I'm like, that sounds that sounds like a lot of fun.

Speaker 11 (02:22:17):
No.

Speaker 8 (02:22:17):
The branch Davidian said it was awesome. Oh right, I'm
just saying like, when you're in it and you're not
gonna look stupid.

Speaker 1 (02:22:23):
I've seen the videos on the tiktoks and the facebooks
and I'm like, that looks like a good time.

Speaker 10 (02:22:28):
In fact, my group of friends we have thought about,
you know, doing a group vacation together, which sounds dangerous.

Speaker 6 (02:22:35):
They have really good prices on fun cruise Line a cruise.
We have some friends that take two cruises a year.
They love it so much.

Speaker 8 (02:22:43):
What do you consider good prices?

Speaker 6 (02:22:46):
Don't like fifteen hundred bucks a couple?

Speaker 1 (02:22:49):
Yeah, I think that's just for the cruise with no
like that's all inclusive. Yeah, you can do resorts for
that price. Yeah. Well yeah, but does your you're free
on the.

Speaker 8 (02:23:00):
To move about as you wish, You're not only you're
not given permission to leave the boat.

Speaker 11 (02:23:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:23:07):
People don't fall off and they go, well we'll see
you in fucking twelve hours.

Speaker 10 (02:23:10):
And you turn the boat around, you fall off a
balcony cosmo, you might just break an arm or something.

Speaker 1 (02:23:15):
Yeah, there's fucking laws where in the water there's none. Yeah, so.

Speaker 8 (02:23:22):
There's no jurisdiction, there's no doctor on board, they can't
treat you.

Speaker 1 (02:23:29):
Surely, out of all the people that are on a
cruise ship, one of them's got to be a doctor.

Speaker 8 (02:23:36):
Surely they're not gonna let you die, They're gonna try
and stabilize you. But if you have a life threatening situation,
they're gonna try and get you off the boat. I
do not want you on the boat.

Speaker 1 (02:23:46):
Oh we are going to turn this into a fucking
TV movie mini series. Yes there is one.

Speaker 8 (02:23:55):
Yeah, yeah that. The only way I'm doing the is
the Disney cruising. It's the only way I'm doing a cruise.

Speaker 1 (02:24:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:24:03):
I've had a friend who's done a couple of those
with his kids, and he says it's always a good time. Yeah,
always a good time. And it's more there's more adult
things to do there than you would imagine.

Speaker 8 (02:24:13):
Yeah, people say the Disney cruises. Listen, I'm sure taking
a fucking water slide over the edge of a fucking
boat sounds awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:24:21):
So you hit a wave and zingsh shark's mouth.

Speaker 8 (02:24:25):
But accidents happen and they build those to the cheapest builder. Yeah,
I'm just why tempted fate.

Speaker 1 (02:24:34):
Yeah, I mean he's on the TikTok.

Speaker 10 (02:24:36):
I don't know why it pops up, but it's like
these cruise ships that are coming in for like docking
and shit like that or whatever, and they just don't
give a fuck. Big old massive boat smashes into another
big massive boat, and I'm just like, I hope nobody's
on that boat.

Speaker 8 (02:24:49):
Yeah, because keep in mind, the captain doesn't drive. Now,
the most experienced person doesn't drive. No, fucking wild cruise
ships are wild places.

Speaker 1 (02:24:59):
Manslaw, because there's a door that I can hang on too.

Speaker 8 (02:25:01):
That's all in there, and everybody that's on there is
like this is their final lap or something like everybody's
fucking balls out. You're like, god, dang man.

Speaker 1 (02:25:10):
Rooms are really small.

Speaker 8 (02:25:12):
God forbid. Somebody get sick and they make you stay
in your room. Oh wow, which happens?

Speaker 1 (02:25:17):
Yeah, yeah, that could suck.

Speaker 6 (02:25:19):
I'd get a little claustrophobic.

Speaker 8 (02:25:20):
Then at least a hotel room on a landlock resort
or whatever, like there's room to move your ass around.

Speaker 1 (02:25:26):
Yeah, who cares. If there's arm guards with their sixteens
and machetes, it's like the right place to be if
there's a something happened.

Speaker 8 (02:25:34):
Yeah, I'd rather be with the guy with guns, right,
because if you're out on the ocean and a fucking
zombie thing kicks in, you're a fucked.

Speaker 1 (02:25:42):
Oh that's a that's something they never address and the
no no, because you.

Speaker 8 (02:25:46):
Would get screwed.

Speaker 1 (02:25:47):
Man, do that? Does that even affect them? Right?

Speaker 10 (02:25:51):
Because the the virus outbreak starts on land, Well, how's
it going to get out of the middle of the ocean.

Speaker 8 (02:25:56):
Whether you had it, they had it before they had
it Monkey, which feels like a complete, like great spin
off for just online for sure.

Speaker 1 (02:26:05):
For sure.

Speaker 8 (02:26:05):
I think there's like a short mini series, a.

Speaker 1 (02:26:08):
Little short thirty minute episodes.

Speaker 8 (02:26:09):
Car uh car Rick takes it, like where'd Rick go? Well,
he went on a cruise and he got there, and
there was fucking because somehow they got a goddamn helicopter.

Speaker 1 (02:26:18):
Yeah, in this post apocalyptic world and diesel fuel jet fuel.
H Yeah, they decided to go ahead take a little cruise,
a little Disney cruise, Yeah, and fuel to man the
boat and food to stock it. Yeah. I think we
got something there. Dear amc Why I have it idea

(02:26:43):
for you?

Speaker 8 (02:26:44):
No, it's gonna be e h h mc emc.

Speaker 1 (02:26:52):
Uh. My kids. For Christmas, the school does this thing.

Speaker 8 (02:26:56):
It's called the good Smaritan Project and it's Chris miss
box and you fill it with like stuff for kids
and then they take it to some people somewhere in need. Right,
my kids want to do it. Of course, we will
absolutely do that. And uh, but there's it's a shoebox,
so there's not a lot of room. Yeah, and you

(02:27:17):
can't put it, you know, whatever you want it. So
my kids like, well, I want to get a stuffed animal,
like that's a great idea. And then they named all
these other I'm like, well, you can't get all that
in there.

Speaker 1 (02:27:26):
Right, you only got the size of a shoe box
to work with.

Speaker 8 (02:27:28):
Yeah, And they're like, well, okay, so now they're getting
Now we're getting like stupid shit. Just now we're just
just to fill the and no, no slinky okay, but
you can't put liquids in there, like you can't put
toothpaste and stuff like that. And so we're putting like socks,
which I guess is fine. That's great, Sure, sure I

(02:27:52):
would think that. H I don't know where they're sending these,
but I imagine it might be a place where they
don't wear socks all the time, and that just might
not be there. Like what they're gonna go what I
don't I'm not going out to eat with fancy clothes. Yeah, right,
you gotta have the calluses.

Speaker 1 (02:28:09):
It's just a fascinating thing to do and ended up
spending like twenty dollars per fucking box.

Speaker 8 (02:28:15):
Well, yeah, at the dollar Store, at the every that
you know, the Dollar Tree.

Speaker 1 (02:28:19):
Yeah, yeah, you go to go to some place like
Alley's or five Below.

Speaker 8 (02:28:25):
Well, Dollar Tree is stuper than that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:28:27):
For sure, but at least you're getting better quality stuff.
I think, are you? I think so.

Speaker 8 (02:28:31):
I haven't been to Ally's, but five Below I don't know.

Speaker 10 (02:28:33):
Yeah, Olie's is pretty awesome. I took my girlfriend there
for the first time. It was a very it was
a great date. Now she hain't never been, She's never
been to five Below.

Speaker 1 (02:28:41):
She's like, what's this? Five blow is awesome? I was like,
this is awesome. Everything there's which really isn't.

Speaker 8 (02:28:45):
All five right, It's a total bait and switch, but
a few things are five bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:28:48):
Yeah yeah, but they still got some good stuff there.
I was like, have you ever heard of Allie? She's
like new. I was like, well, motherfucker, we need to
go to Allays then, So.

Speaker 10 (02:28:54):
We spent the afternoon tooling around shop and buy a
stupid ship.

Speaker 6 (02:28:57):
It is fine.

Speaker 1 (02:28:59):
Yeah, at the He's in the five and below.

Speaker 10 (02:29:01):
I ended up getting some because my closet doesn't have
a light in it, right, So I got these little
fucking pop lights to put in so I can see
what I'm clothes I'm wearing, you know. I was like, Ah,
that's just other stupid little shit.

Speaker 8 (02:29:14):
Those pop light, like those type of battery powered lights.
They have expanded that dramatically. It's way better than the
pop light. Oh how much did you pay for those?
Did you go in price and see if you got
a good deal.

Speaker 1 (02:29:26):
No, it was a three pack for like six box
or something like that, and they were, you know, it
tells three triple A batteries, you know, and they're about,
you know, about the about as round as maybe a
soda can, beer can something like that, you know, sort
of They're not huge, but they put off enough light
to where I can see what the fuck I'm doing.
What else do we? Oh? I saw a whole bunch

(02:29:47):
of like Christmas decorations. I started to go fucking crazy.

Speaker 10 (02:29:50):
I was like, all right, I'm not gonna buy any
because I know once I start like inflatables and shit too. Yeah,
for like twenty thirty bucks, And I was like, okay, however, sorry,
I'm going on a tam no go. I went and
I had to get coffee Saturday because I didn't have
any coffee. So first thing in the fucking morning, hungover,
I had to drive my ass to Windco because they're
the only ones that were opening at that point in
time for me to go get coffee. So and that's

(02:30:11):
the only place to go and get my coffee because
it's the good grind your own coffee.

Speaker 1 (02:30:15):
Anyway, fie fucker, I'm going through the fucking wind Co.
And I'm like, I got my coffee.

Speaker 10 (02:30:21):
I'm in my fucking pajamas, right, and a fucking hoodie
in my hat, right. Just fucking woke up and uh,
I noticed they've got Christmas decorations as well inflatables.

Speaker 8 (02:30:32):
So I purchased a four foot inflatable Christmas t Rex.
Yeah that's right, put your right in the yard.

Speaker 1 (02:30:40):
Yeah. I was like, I have to have it. It's
a fucking t rex. I have to have this, So
I did. I almost bought the giant eight foot candle,
but I said, now I'm gonna hold off on that
eight foot candle. It's a day foot candles. Excited to
get to candle? Yeah, well, you know it lights the Manora,
you know, it's just you're Jewish, now, I guess. I
don't think I know.

Speaker 10 (02:30:58):
It's just an inflatable fucking candle. They had that and
like a six foot Santa Claus and shit. And I
was like, before I go and spend my entire paycheck
here at fucking wind Coo on coffee and Christmas decorations,
let me just go.

Speaker 1 (02:31:09):
Ahead and get these and some cinnamon rolls because I
was around. Fuck yeah, man, cinnamon rolls are always a
good choice. I can't go wrongran grants, Pisbury. Have you
ever put those in the on the waff maker? No? No,
but I also use it for chili. I cooke my chili,
put poor por scoop of chili on top of them.

Speaker 8 (02:31:28):
I have heard that before.

Speaker 6 (02:31:29):
The cinnamon roll.

Speaker 1 (02:31:30):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 8 (02:31:32):
It's a sweet bread like corn bread, so it's good.
We'll do this and people put cinnamon in in chili.

Speaker 6 (02:31:37):
We'll make them in the air fryer.

Speaker 1 (02:31:40):
Sure, yeah. At airfrying is a baking situation. Essentially, if
you look up, it is a coil, same like a
coil in your oven. If you have an electric governor,
it's exact same. It ain't magic in a fan.

Speaker 6 (02:31:56):
But how does it work in the waffle iron.

Speaker 8 (02:31:58):
Well, the waft irons hot and so using a batter,
you're pressing down the dough and it turns it into
a cinnamon roll waffle.

Speaker 1 (02:32:07):
That sounds brilliant. It does it just kind of unrolled
it or whatever, you know, and layer. I could see
that happening.

Speaker 8 (02:32:13):
Yeah, you can do it with croissants.

Speaker 1 (02:32:15):
Too, Okay, I have to give that a shot then sometime. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:32:18):
And because the croissants have butter in them, so they
will it'll brown, they'll brown up.

Speaker 1 (02:32:22):
My waffle iron doesn't get used as often as I
think it should.

Speaker 8 (02:32:25):
I love waffles, Belgian Belgian waffles, the big deep pockets. Yeah,
my kids make fun of me because I drip, Like,
make sure I fill the syrup in each of the squares.

Speaker 1 (02:32:36):
I don't go around the edge. That's the way you
should do it. The little cups for the syrup, that's
what it's there for. So good.

Speaker 8 (02:32:44):
You know what my kick is too for breakfast is
uh French toast sticks. The great value. French toasticks are
so good.

Speaker 1 (02:32:53):
Oh, quick and easy. Throw them the microwaves.

Speaker 8 (02:32:55):
Oh and they make the house smell.

Speaker 1 (02:32:57):
Money man.

Speaker 6 (02:32:59):
You get the regular into the cinnamon ones.

Speaker 1 (02:33:02):
The fuck's wrong with you? Cinnamon? Is there any other kind?

Speaker 8 (02:33:04):
Why I get fucking vanilla?

Speaker 1 (02:33:07):
Then you're just eating breadsticks at that point.

Speaker 8 (02:33:10):
Right, Cinnamon is the best breakfast flavor profile ever.

Speaker 6 (02:33:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:33:18):
Vanilla's good, vanilla's good, but cinnamon. I guess you're right.

Speaker 8 (02:33:23):
Nobody eats fucking vanilla cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (02:33:26):
Rolls, vanilla pancakes, No, no, you don't have that. But
French toast, what do you do?

Speaker 8 (02:33:31):
You put cinnamon in the in the battle?

Speaker 6 (02:33:32):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (02:33:33):
Well, you're fucking wrong.

Speaker 10 (02:33:37):
He's he's not wrong, thank you. I think you're the
only person I've ever met that doesn't put cinnamon in there.
And they're French toast makes.

Speaker 1 (02:33:47):
What spice do you put in it?

Speaker 6 (02:33:48):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (02:33:49):
Then you're having just eggs on bread. Vanilla extra, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33:55):
It's not the same. I load that motherfucker up with
the cinnamon too. Yeah, cinnamon not doing it all sits
on top and you're gonna mix it in. Here's one
for you.

Speaker 8 (02:34:04):
I just discovered this. I didn't know this was a thing.
Instead of putting vanilla extract, look for a product called
vanilla paste, and it's vanilla bean paste and you put
that in there and break it up and it's yeah, okay,
fuck right, French toast without cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (02:34:22):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (02:34:22):
I think it was My cousin used to make it
that way, but she would overdo it. Yeah, and it
ruined it for me.

Speaker 1 (02:34:29):
I think. I don't think that's possible.

Speaker 6 (02:34:32):
No.

Speaker 8 (02:34:33):
Another one is instead of using milk or eggs or
doing that, is just milt vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 1 (02:34:39):
Do that and put it in there. Yeah. You can
also get some mayonnaise and some water.

Speaker 6 (02:34:44):
And that too.

Speaker 1 (02:34:49):
You can't do that.

Speaker 6 (02:34:50):
My sister in law, which she would make breakfast for
my husband, I guess he would do. She uses mayonnaise
instead of butter on French toast or grilled cheese sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (02:35:02):
Grilled cheese. I could buy that. I could buy that
on a grilled cheese. It seems appropriate. Mayonnaise isn't a breakfast.

Speaker 6 (02:35:10):
Condiment when I make an egg sandwich.

Speaker 1 (02:35:14):
But that's that's still a lot.

Speaker 8 (02:35:16):
You put fucking mayonnaise on an egg sandwich?

Speaker 6 (02:35:19):
Yeah, why because it's good?

Speaker 1 (02:35:22):
She didn't like a drag.

Speaker 8 (02:35:23):
What are you talking about? And I'm being serious? What
are you talking about? Putting mayonnaise on an egg sandwich.

Speaker 6 (02:35:30):
When you toast your bread and then you put the
mayonnaise on there?

Speaker 1 (02:35:32):
You mean butter?

Speaker 8 (02:35:33):
You put fucking butter on an egg sandwich. I don't
you toast it up regular, right, and then you fry
your egg up.

Speaker 10 (02:35:41):
And then you when you go to make your sandwich
before you put the egg on her, you mayonnaise your
bread like butter.

Speaker 8 (02:35:47):
You fucking people are fucking insane. Maybe use butter to
fry it up. I could see mayonnaise to brown the bread.
I know that's a tactic.

Speaker 1 (02:35:55):
I've heard of that with grilled cheese. Mayonnaise.

Speaker 8 (02:35:58):
That's fucking gross.

Speaker 1 (02:36:00):
It's good. No, it's not a belt or something. You know.
It's not a belt, though.

Speaker 8 (02:36:04):
That's the the same basic you're fucking blending fucking genres
of food.

Speaker 1 (02:36:08):
That's the same basis thing.

Speaker 8 (02:36:09):
No, it's not the same basic thing you're thinking of
an eggs, eggs and mayonnaise are not good.

Speaker 1 (02:36:14):
No, eggs and mayonnaise is delicious. And salad. Tell me
egg salad isn't good.

Speaker 9 (02:36:18):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (02:36:20):
No, it's not. Grandma and Grandpa. Done with you? Tell
me eggs sad sandwiches ain't good.

Speaker 8 (02:36:25):
It's good, delicious, It ain't good terms of bread. No,
in in terms of food that's good. It is a
low percentage good food. There are tons of other food
that's way better than egg salad. So when you're like
it's good, that means you're putting it high above so
many other foods.

Speaker 1 (02:36:45):
I put it in the same line. I put it
in the same line as all the fucking linear man.

Speaker 10 (02:36:49):
It is linear, man. I tell you what, you can
live off an egg sandwich salad hands.

Speaker 1 (02:36:54):
Oh yeah, no you can't.

Speaker 8 (02:36:56):
It's too much goddamn work.

Speaker 1 (02:36:58):
Your hard smells like farts, Yes, the fuck like farts
smell when they're eating.

Speaker 10 (02:37:04):
I made deviled eggs the other day. I told you
that I had like six double eggs for breakfast. What
I open up my fridge to pull those devil eggs out.

Speaker 1 (02:37:12):
As smell. It was great. This is lying.

Speaker 8 (02:37:17):
It's the only downside of deviled eggs. Double eggs are awesome.
But it's the only downside is it smells like fucking farts.

Speaker 1 (02:37:23):
And it's okay. It's okay to smell like farts, at.

Speaker 8 (02:37:27):
Least with deviled egg You eat it and then it's gone, right.
It's one bite j R. Fucking egg salad sandwich. You
gotta live with it for fucking days.

Speaker 1 (02:37:35):
You're like, god, n how many some asshole gets in.

Speaker 8 (02:37:38):
That fucking lunch and it makes the whole fucking warm
fish up in the goddamn microwave.

Speaker 1 (02:37:44):
We're going on vacation this next week, and I'm thinking
this week I'm gonna bring in I'm gonna par boil
some eggs, make some eggs salad. I will microwaves some fish.
I believe the things. Just when one is motivated by spike,
I believe you. What else is a disgusting, stinky food
that could be heated up and beans? Yeah crap. And

(02:38:09):
I'm gonna sit in that fucking room right there, and
I'm just gonna gas at the funk out and when
you guys go ahead, I don't ever have to stand
in that room. We're gonna have our meeting afterwards, or
we just won't have one, and it'll be fine. Text
to each other back and forth to a zoom meeting
for teams salad.

Speaker 8 (02:38:31):
We can't on an egg sandwich. That's the only way,
is not the only way.

Speaker 1 (02:38:37):
Is All the great.

Speaker 8 (02:38:39):
Places that make fucking breakfast sandwiches don't put mayonnaise on it.
They put but turn we're not making them as breakfast sandwiches.
And I think that's where your hold up is. Because
you make your egg sandwiches as a breakfast sandwich, because
that's what it's called.

Speaker 1 (02:38:52):
We're doing it for fucking lunch man.

Speaker 8 (02:38:54):
Egg salad is a lunch sandwich, regular Frida egg sandwich.

Speaker 1 (02:38:58):
When you're talking breakfast items like we were, we're talking
about an egg breakfast sandwich.

Speaker 6 (02:39:05):
Even if my kid has an egg sandwich for breakfast,
they're still.

Speaker 1 (02:39:08):
Asking for that is a true statements like putting ketchup
on eggs.

Speaker 8 (02:39:14):
It's fucking stupid, that's all right, stupid.

Speaker 1 (02:39:17):
Oh is that fucking stupid condiment you.

Speaker 8 (02:39:21):
But fucking mustard on it?

Speaker 1 (02:39:23):
Then? God damn it. Barbecue sauce Yeah, fugg what matter.

Speaker 8 (02:39:27):
You're fucking wrong, Corbon, it's fucking good.

Speaker 1 (02:39:30):
Speaking of barbecue sauce, I found the most delicious barbecue
sauce ever. Kinder makes it and it is a bourbon
peach barber sauce. Try it. Got it at the Walmart.

Speaker 8 (02:39:39):
Yeah, I'm not a big I mean anything Kinder makes
is money.

Speaker 1 (02:39:42):
Dude.

Speaker 8 (02:39:43):
They're lemon onion butter. I'm sorry they're onion butter seasoning.
Fuck is it good on chicken thighs anyway? But yeah,
I don't love bourbon barbecue flavor. You know a lot
of people do. It's just a preference for me, but
uh yeah, anything.

Speaker 1 (02:39:58):
They do is solidd some slow cooker ribs.

Speaker 10 (02:40:01):
The other day and I wanted something different besides the
same old head country or sweet baby rays.

Speaker 1 (02:40:05):
It's like, what do I do? Yeah, I got a
bottle of peach wine in the cart, and I see
bourbon peach barbecue sauce, peach wine. It was a peach other.

Speaker 8 (02:40:14):
Day, teenage girl, you get some purple passion while you
were at it.

Speaker 1 (02:40:21):
G Gallo was the name of it. Yeah, bro, don't listen.

Speaker 10 (02:40:27):
Laugh all you want, man, I'm going to good much
sugar and I kill a bottle in a night, no problem.

Speaker 6 (02:40:34):
If you want to step up your peach game a
little bit, get the peach mescado by Stella.

Speaker 8 (02:40:41):
Rosa Us and Galla Crazy Plas.

Speaker 1 (02:40:45):
No oh fucking ship, God damn it. Man. So I'm
at the store and I'm getting my peach wine, my
big bottle, and I noticed that Stella Rose has got
a five.

Speaker 8 (02:40:57):
Pack there of like.

Speaker 1 (02:41:00):
Come in single it's like something you buy somebody for
Christmas or whatever. And I was like, I was like,
that looks good. They had cranberry, they had strawberry, and
then the honey peach, and I try the honey peach.
I'm like, that's fucking amazing. So then I go back
the next day and they've got regular life sized bottles
of the Stellar Rosa and I was like, where's this
honey peach. That's fucking great. They didn't have it. They

(02:41:22):
didn't have that particular kind of peach. I was pissed.

Speaker 6 (02:41:24):
Yeahato is really good.

Speaker 1 (02:41:27):
I keep that in mind. I'll stick with my gallow
big bottle less than ten bucks. Fucking good man.

Speaker 8 (02:41:34):
Any wine that comes with the wide mouth open, you
know it's fucking solid.

Speaker 1 (02:41:38):
I go to Prime Steakhouse for dinner. You have any
gallop gallo peach wine? Please? No we don't. It's okay.
I brought my own. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:41:49):
Yeah, so you get it in here?

Speaker 1 (02:41:51):
Yeah, do it a long?

Speaker 8 (02:41:55):
That spectacular.

Speaker 1 (02:41:56):
I know what someone is good for Christmas? Any I
can buy it give for under five dollars. That's funny,
you guys. Don't forget.

Speaker 8 (02:42:09):
Our toy drive is coming up fourth and sixth of December.
Dave and Busters davery modeled. It's awesome and we're gonna
collect toys from the Marines and toys for tots. We
hope you stop by and say hi.

Speaker 1 (02:42:17):
Have a great week. You see yuh

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