BMMS 12-13-24

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!!! We Talked About How The Niners Suck Ass, Kids Are Pissing Himself At School, Fornication Fridays, We Gave You Beer For Overlooked Pleasures, Tazer Time Trivia, Mike From Andolini's Stops By, Some People Think Porn Is Wrong, Willy Nilly, & Working In The Morgue!!!

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Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn, Good morning Gibbie, Good
morning Corban. All right, tickets a little goofy Man, I
was more than a little, tickets to Theory of a
Dead Man, and GA tickets to the Cowboy Cup for

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up for grabs. Cowboy Cup starts uh today today. Yeah,
I'll be out there starting at three o'clock this afternoon,
going because of work or because you want to well,
because of work, honestly, but I want to be out
there all night long, you know, and then again all
night well about nine o'clock or so. So practically all
night long, well toy drive all night, yeah for sure,

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for sure, but make sure I'm running the same direction.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
I don't want someone to.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Show up at midnight and be gamby. No, it'll be
over by ten eleven o'clock. I think some hours of operation, absolutely,
and then I'll be out there again tomorrow afternoon from
like eleven to three or some jive like that. So
come by say hi if you're not sure what it is.
It is Oklahoma's Premier Cannabis Championship, Expo Convention, Melee and

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Arts Festival, and Arts Festival. It's all inside the Exchange
Center at Tulsa Expo Square.

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Plus.

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We got takes c Theory of a Dead Man for
that unplugged set that's Saturday, February eighth, Tells Theater, get
your tickets, tellstheater dot com. We'll do taste of Time trivia.
We'll be Willy Nilly. Mike f Randalini's is going to
join us talk about their anniversary and a special thing
that they've got going on. And it's Freegan Day Friday.
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and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.
I love when we do these types because it's usually
someone brings up something that I haven't heard of or
thought of as a pleasure, and you're like, yes, right, brilliant,
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nine four five. Now, normally we don't start the show
this way, but when a unique experience happens, I think
it's important to get to it right away. And if
the roles were reversed, I would want it done to me.
The forty nine ers were so bad last night. Oh god, damn,
oh god, so bad historically franchise historically bad. I only

(05:29):
watched the first half, right, and it was back. It
was a puntathon, right, thirteen punts in the first half,
and like half of those were in the first quarter.
It was terrible. Okay, so cool the game. I turned
into the game at nine point thirty because we had
stuff last night and it was over.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, it was bad game, man, bad game. I thought, okay,
well we got we've got the first points, okay, and
then they got another field goal rams did. I'm like,
all right, damn it, Well, if we keep playing like this,
maybe we have a chance. And I went to bed
because you got to get up early and I woke
up this morning, checked the score, and yeah, it was

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just a bad day. He was about twelve to six
something like that. So very low scoring game on both ends.
But we played like hot garbage. Why keep giving damn
Deebo the ball when he ain't playing worse than f You.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Played ball like the Bears?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah right, no, no, no, no, no, they played ball
like the Cowboys. One of the guys quit, yeah, right
in the game. During the game, was that the Deveandre
Campbell or whatever something like that said he wouldn't go
in and went to the locker room. Yeah, so now
we know about that. In other scenarios, we know that

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that is not in question of the individual's desire to play.
It is usually a statement about what's happening internally, right,
Anthony Richardson Michael Parsons, Like, we've seen this time and
time again, and it turns out that it's like they're
frustrated with the management and the plays that are getting called,

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the personnel that's getting played. Now. I don't know if
this guy has the juice that Anthony Richards has. I
think it was Anthony Richards for the Colts, and I
don't know if this guy's got that juice. But usually
when a guy quits like that, it isn't about their
character as an individual, right, not in the negative way
at least, right right, right, right right. The part that's

(07:36):
even hilarious about this is they're about to have to
pay Brock Purdy a ton of money because he's coming
out of his rookie year, right yep. And I think
there should be a serious question on if he deserves it.
I'm not saying he's not a good quarterback. Is he
the elite quarterback that can take them to the super

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Bowl that you can argue, well, they've been with him, right,
that's true, but did they win exactly? I mean, he
got us there. But you know, it is what it is.
I think he has the potential. I think he's shown
his potential both last season and the season before that
when he came on right third stringer, took over and

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really handled it well. Okay, so to next year, in
the twenty twenty five season or whatever, when when he
comes up with this, I think it's worth consideration that
he gets the money that he deserves. You can't blame
one bad season all al on him, you know, with

(08:42):
all the injuries that we've had this year. It's not him.
It's not Purty's fault. No of his three years didn't.
They only go to the super Bowl once with him.
They made it into the playoffs, I believe the first
year because he came in at the last minute. He
was the third stringer. So I don't know if he
gets the credit for taking them to the still as

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a third stringer, to take him that far, No, all
that was already done. He did step up for sure.
Right to finish it off like that, I think is
worth they did something. I don't think they made it
all the way, not that year. I just I think
they're in a pickle. Lindsay's brought this up before the
Shanahan's gonna go to Chicago. He's gonna get I don't

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know if any that's true. Now it looks like it
might be true, could be, could be. I say, give
them one more year, give everybody one more season, and
then if if you get the same season next year
as you did this year, then yes, we need to
have some discussion on you know, do we need a
new coach, do we need a new quarterback? Or all

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these over hyped players over hyped You see what I'm saying,
I give him one more give one more chance. About this,
The forty nine ers did not score a touchdown at
home against one of the worst defenses in the NFL.
That it was raining in their home stadium. Yeah, that's

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what makes it hurt just a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah, it's got to be some internal issues.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Uh, this is pretty funny. So here's a stat. The
Dallas Cowboys have won a Super Bowl more recently than
the forty nine ers have. Remember when I said a
minute ago, the forty nine ers are doing more Cowboys
things this year than the Cowboys are, right. Yeah, it's
bad company to be in, for sure. The more I

(10:39):
think about it, the more I could see Shanahan get
getting cut. Yeah, he botched the Super Bowl. The forty
nine ers had the Super Bowl and they did the
wrong call when they won the coin toss the rules,
which is what I'm saying. That's his job. His job,

(11:04):
And I think when you have a season like this,
I don't know how you recover the locker rooms. It's
gonna be tough.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
Now.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
All's all I can say is, man, I hope next
year everybody stays healthy because I think that's that's the
number one thing that I think hurt us the most
this year. It's all the injuries that we how much
did you play? How much did Samuel play?

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Right?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
And these are guys that got paid and debo. Man,
God dang bro Uh bitching because you know he doesn't
get the ball that often. You know, why aren't you
throwing it to me, Brock. So he starts tossing it
to him, starts giving to him, let him run, and
he messed it up every goddamn time, at least for

(11:49):
the first half that I saw. I would be frustrated.
I was frustrated. I don't even like forty nine. It
sucks because you know, you come off that Super Bowl appearance,
you know, it's such an awesome you know, late season
the year before, and it's like you've got hopes, you
got hopes, You're like, well, this is it. Yeah, we

(12:11):
could do it. And then just one right after another
kicked me in the balls, Like again, why don't you.
I will say that one hundred percent injuries have played
a factor in the season, But when then guys are healthy, right,
you got to make the most of it. I've never
been a fan of the excuse of guys are injured,

(12:32):
next man up exactly. It's the NFL. It isn't Pop Warner,
right right, and Brockberdy proved that next man up did
really good.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Right.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Jordan Mason was another one, Yeah, stepped right up. Yeah.
You know. Even this guerredo Feller, you know he's doing it. Yeah,
he doing I no, no, no, not enough, but he's
still doing all right, all those guys stepping up not enough.
And that's got to be not a singular attitude. It's
got to be a team attitude, right right, Yeah it was.

(13:03):
We'll see what happens after the end of this this year.
Maybe it is a Shanahan thing, but you know, we
won't know until you get somebody else in. I think
I think it is a Shanhon thing. I think it's
the ghost Christmas past. You think so, yes, I want.
The players gave it their all in the Super Bowl
and a botched call lost it. Now you can make

(13:25):
an argument, well, it's the overtime rules. Hey they are
those are what they are. Yeah, you still if you
would if they would have picked correctly and taken the ball,
they would have won. Yeah. I'm confident in that. I
have confidence in the Chiefs defense that you know, in
the Super Bowl, but they were on a roll. Yeah.

(13:51):
Oh well that's part of you know, part of being
a fan. Yeah, you gotta deal with it. Yeah, you know,
take your lumps, man. Yeah, I'm not gonna jump ship
and go find an the team or anything like that.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I made my decision and that's who it is, you know.
So whatever this I'm going, I'm going with the Lions now. Yeah,
because they were my second pick, you know, of teams
of who I would follow and support, Yeah, I can't
do that and stick with I mean you could cheer
for those teams, oh for sure, man, and I wish
them the best. Just because we're sucking ass and not

(14:24):
making O word doesn't mean, you know, I still like
the U the underdog of of uh of the Lions.
You know, I don't think they're an under I don't
think you can say they're an underdog anymore. They have
not been an underdog for at least two years, not
after this year. Last year. Last year, people were like
they were playing well. Everybody were shocked when they got
out as early as right as as as as leading

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up to last year. They were always known as the underdogs.
Makes it so awesome, you know, and I wish there
was more stories like that out there. Come on Cleveland.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yeah, they were like the Browns for the longest time.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I just want somebody to say that the Browns are
going to the super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
No, that'll never happen in our lifetime.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah. Last season they were nine and eight, I'm sorry.
Last season they were twelve and five the Lions. Yeah.
These season before they were nine and eight. Still fair, yeah,
still not the underdog. And then they were at three
and thirteen, five and eleven, three and twelve, six and ten. Yeah.

(15:32):
I'm cheering for the Lions. Believe or not. They're fun
to watch. Yeah. I love football. I love my Chiefs,
but I love football, and I secretly even love games
like last night.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
It is.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
The NFL is a soup opera. It is, it is.
It is a Gray's anatomy. It's one hundred percent grade.
We walked off. Nobody saw that coming. He walked off
the fields so much drama, Yes, yes, yes. Can you
believe that they did not throw the ball? I can't

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believe they would do that.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Brock Why didn't he call a time out?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Right?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Then? He should have called a time out? What is
the coach, just like ram Fire.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's just like Grays and it's just like the way
people talk about Gray's anatomy. I can't believe my Dreamy
came back. It was it was like every did you
hear my dream He's coming back today, Today's the day's back.
He's off the injured list. It's one hundred percent. The
only difference between Grey's anatomy fans and NFL fans is
you don't see Grey's anatomy fans wear scrubs. That's a

(16:39):
true statement. It would be awesome if they did.

Speaker 7 (16:41):
Though.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Can you imagine if people treated soap oppers like they
did the NFL. Right, have a watch party, everybody comes over,
wears different colored scrubs, you know, mask hat, the whole nine.
If I had a soap, like, if I was in
charge of actually know someone who writes for soap oper
if I should send her a note and be like,
you should start doing press conferences for online for after

(17:06):
each episode fielding questions right, funny, Yeah, it's the exact
and their answers are I was like, listen, we just
went out there and we followed the script. Yeah, right,
and we did what the refs producers did you know
said we should do and we just did what we
you know, we just give it our all. We're just
one person on a team and can't be a team
without a team, and you know, just giving it all

(17:26):
we got. We want to get to the We want
to get to the big the big game, the Grammys
or the Oscars. You know, some some some episodes are better,
some are are not so good. You know, you just
got to take them, Yeah, as they come along. Yeah,
that episode was that episode. We're onto the next one.
We're looking forward to uh uh Lakeport next week and
see what happens there at the funeral home with my
sister's brother's uncle. We're gonna be to give it all

(17:47):
you can. Hey, what do you think about doctor Stevens
and him falling in the elevator shaft? You know that
that's just part of the game, and you gotta just
go on to the next one, you know.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Yeah, his contract was only for so long. May to
get rid of them somehow.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
All right, we gotta take a break. There's already text
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Take break and we'll be back.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with The Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five KMOD.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine four
six oh KMO D. You can also text BMMS and
then what you want to say to eight two nine
four five. Giving away beer frigging a Friday, what's an overlooked,
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nine four five. If we get you on the air,

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then you're gonna get a pair. I'm sorry, You're gonna
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BMMS and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.
Let's do news quikies on Fridays, we do just the headlines.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
It's time for news quakies.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
World news, local news, and news that just makes you
say what the here's Corbyn, Gimbi and Lindsay with what's
going on news quakies from the Big nine Morning Showing
nineties On.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
The five, Tokyo adopts four day work week because Japan
needs more kids.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Take off of work and get to work. That's right,
take off of work and get busy. I would be
just floored if our company was like, hey, we're gonna
not we don't want you working Friday to bang right,
I'm okay with that. How does that work from people
that aren't married? Right right, Well, you're gonna find somebody.
It's four a K Friday. Man, listen, if you haven't

(20:01):
seen listen, if you haven't seen the price of diapers,
please get off your partner right now.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Or like people like me who have kids anymore, like,
do I still come in?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
You also get that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah again. It's
fornication Friday. Do it whether you have kids, want kids
or not. For the record, it is frigging a Friday.
We give away only beer. People thought man stuck in
well for three days was a ghost whiling. This story
is pretty amazing. Like he was screaming and people are like,
oh my god, it's the ghost, right, not a ghost,

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somebody literally in Trouble annual Santa Train makes the Price Stop,
which is a movie Lindsay will promote at.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Nine final words of man who jumped over Sharknet revealed.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
His final words were A Daniel Phonsie those that don't know.
In the TV show The Happy Days that aired in
the late seventies early seventies, their show was seen to
decline in ratings, and so they decided to have Phonsie

(21:15):
wear a leather jacket while water skiing and ski jump
a shark. Yeah. That is known as the proverbial jump
the shark. And did it raise ratings any Not enough?
So they got Joni Loves Chachi.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
That's right, the.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Texas lawmakers, the girl that played Jony. Yeah, Texas lawmakers
are coming for your sex toys. I mean it feels
like they were designed correctly. Teacher loses job after bathroom
band led children to urinating on themselves. I can't even

(21:56):
imagine what it's like to be a teacher of a
young age child and being asked ninety two times by
one child if they can go to the bathroom now.
I'll multiply that by sixteen seventeen. Oh, yeah, I'm sure
it's quite frustrating. Yeah what, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yeah, no, no, When I would sub, a child would
always there's always that's what little kids do exactly, And
you tell them, yes, as soon as so and so
gets back, you may go as soon as they're back.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I don't know about all classrooms, but I feel like
even growing up my elementary school, the young kids, like
for up to till second grade had a bathroom. Even
it was like a Jack and Jill in the classroom.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Okay, yeah, yeah, a lot of them do. Now it's
still so.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I don't see what the big to do is power trip, right,
I'll decide when you you're in natane. Yeah, excuse me, sir,
Gotta go to the bathroom. Ereh suh feels not okay, right,
it's weird. I sometimes laugh sometimes at how schools are.
The similarities between school and prison are very equal. Gotta

(23:07):
go to the bathroom here.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
Right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
They all line up in a line to eat. They
all have those little trays. They all get up single
file to go put their trays back when they're done.
The only thing missing in schools or shackles. It's like
the Lewis C. K.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Bit.

Speaker 7 (23:21):
Are you a teacher?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah? Why you know? I just try to help young
kids that are near the area that would like to
come together and learn. Do you get paid? Well? No, no?

Speaker 7 (23:35):
And what do you do?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I just kind of decide what they do and when
they can do it. Huh.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Couple married?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
I mutilated that bit by the way I destroyed it.
That's not nearly I promise Lewis k is way funnier
than that.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
A couple married and vorse twelve times in pension scam.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah. I understand, you make a mistake, you have remorse.
I don't know you realize the grass isn't green. I
don't know you decide to get remarried. I understand that
there should be a cap, right, Yeah, I think so.
I think after your second round. Now, you tried it once,
didn't work, all right, Well you tried it a second time,
didn't work this time. Chances are it's not gonna work

(24:20):
a third or fourth, or fifth or twelfth time. Listen,
if you want to do it a third time, that's fine,
But you can't get married, right. If you want to
be together, that's on you. When I say you can't
be together, you're saying you can't enter a contract to
tie up court time, right, But also then we need
to put a cap u d UIs right, right, card
he is Corman. Everybody's wearing wool now Long Island, New York.

(24:44):
Man skateboards three thousand, one hundred and sixty two miles
from coast to coast.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Man.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
That is a lot of skating. Also, it's a great
way to look like you have.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
A job, right, right, Whatever you have said, changes wheels,
buy new wheels.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I'm sure. I'm sure Chucks and wheels probably. I'm sure
he has a special board. I doubt he's got a veraflex.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Roar, I have a very special board.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Queen Elizabeth the Second did bathtime in her crown? Charles reveals, Hell, yeah,
I would. I'm sure that's not the only thing she
did in her crown.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Right.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Women are getting designer nipple filler for perky or bosoms,
not something to hide anymore.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
You know what disappoints me about this article is that
you go in there and you're like, all right, maybe
we can see some designer nipples. They're all blurred out.
Pissed me off. Yeah, I'm like, right, you were doing
research for the show. I was, of course I wanted to. Yeah,
man who doesn't speak Spanish wins Spanish scrabble championships.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I don't know how Buddy did.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Good for him.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
He's like javire right, and I'm like, sir, that is
Javier whatever, give me my points. But Jada, there's a
V in that, right.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
And I don't know if you can use names in scrabble.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sorry. Uh. Tijuana father shoots his son after mistaking him
for an intruder, later burns the body. Wow, seems a
little fishy. Some people are a little trigger jump. They
get a little jumpy. Oh, somebody's enter my home at
eleven o'clock on a Saturday, even though curfews at eleven.

(26:28):
I wonder who could be right? And you accidentally shoot
your kid and you think you turn on the light
and you're like, oh, holy crap, I just shot my kid.
Instead of burning the body, you think you would call
nine one one name. But if you are a defense
heavy person, you do not want lights on. The darkness

(26:50):
is your advantage, so you know your way around the house,
as opposed to you know the burglars that do not
lights on. Gives up your position. So if you're a
fence heavy person. You aren't going to turn on the
light to make sure it's junior, right, But then to
burn and bury a wild son of a bitch for

(27:12):
this because it probably could have been manslat like accidental.
It would have been murdered, I don't think at that point.
But now, kind of cover it up. Come on, like,
people aren't gonna notice that Tommy's missing here m hm.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Putin general caught sending nude videos.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh no, I'm sure he's the only general, and that's
probably because he's Russian. Silly Russians. Scientists developed lickable VR
device for tasting foods on TV. Wild yeah right is wild? No,
not cancer. I just want you staying in the industry

(27:53):
of regular traditional television. I don't want you venturing out
in a conversation about any other type of film. Gimpy
you already know, says you. But you know how many
people would pay for it for real, the same OnlyFans

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subscribers come in and your teenage sons licking the TV
walk in man disrupts TV interview about woman feeling unsafe
in public spaces and refuses to leave.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Football.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Not the only one that sees the irony in that.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Football lovers think Cowboys fans are the most delusional.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I think all of them. Oh yes, yes, I think
every football fan, pro college and pro mostly pro, is delusional.
They especially in July August, right, this is our year. Yeah,
I think all of them aren't there Now? There is
more Cowboy fans, I think out there because it's America's team,

(29:11):
So I think that statistic would probably be true. But
I think every football fan is incredibly delusional. Yeah, American
arrested for bringing a golden gun to an Australian clown school.
I mean it was gold. That's kind of funny, man,
if he's trying to find their niche. Man, real they
have clown schools here in the States. One, of course,

(29:32):
they do all the way to Australia. It might be
a really good one, very prestigious clown school. I've never
met an Australian clown. I don't know if they're good, right, yeah,
I don't. I don't know. Broward County to vake vacate

(29:53):
convictions for people who bought crack made by the Sheriff's
office side job. Huh they're making crack? Well, yeah, man,
you gotta raise money. Somehow those cakes just don't sell
like they used to. Who's making crack? Who gets assigned that?

(30:13):
Where do they make it? Surely it's you know, in
the basement of the Do they buy a trailer to
do that?

Speaker 5 (30:20):
In?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah? Oh mobile home that they confiscated from the last method.
That's more than one person involved in that. Oh yeah,
I said it was okay, Yeah, it's fine, it's fine,
it's fine. And then and then what were you doing
with it? Well, we're using it to bait people for buying. Yeah,
you don't need real meth to do that, right, right,

(30:42):
So many questions on that.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
One woman finds eleven pound mushroom uses a defeat family
for a week.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
You will get your nine o'clock time. You don't need
to start so early. Eleven pounds of mushroom. God, you
don't need that much shop and having mushrooms every night
for a week for you. Mushrooms are really good, dud.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
They really are. But I'm surprised that it was even edible.
That seems like it would be one that is not
that big.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Oh no, I mean it's not for everybody, but it works.
Miracle girl mate eight year Ohio Supreme Court battle rules
that boneless chicken bones can contain bones. We've talked about

(31:42):
this before. This really just came down. And the initial ruling,
if I'm not mistaken, was about somebody bought boneless and
there was a bone in it, and so they sued
something to that effect, and the Supreme Court got involved,
and then people are like, nay, all the way to
the top. Ah, God, man, sit down. Yeah. Is your

(32:04):
house cleaned?

Speaker 7 (32:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Right, don't you have anything else to do? Is your
car clean? Your sock doors all cleaned? Out right? Matching
just washers unloaded? I mean what you got nothing else?
I've listen, I'm all done, My chores are done. I
gotta have something to do. Limp biscuits Fred Durst quote
Nobody listened to the story in the nookie. They just

(32:27):
listened to the catchphrase end quote. Yeah it's very catchy. No, no,
it means bitch. What part do we not getting? Fred? Yeah,
all right, we gotta take a break. We're giving away
beer for freaking a Friday. What's an overlooked, underrated everyday pleasure? Bmmss?

(32:47):
And what that is to eight two nine five case
of Miller High Life could be yours? What's an overlooked
every underrated everyday pleasure bmmss and what that is to
eight two nine five Elsea's.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Morning shown Boarding show. The assault continues next twenty seventy five.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine four
six Oh K m O D. You can also text
BMMS and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four five. We're giving away beer for freaking
eight Friday. We want to know what's an overlooked, underrated
everyday pleasure BMMS and what that is to A two

(33:43):
nine four five. Matt is on, Hey, buddy, how are you?

Speaker 8 (33:47):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
How are you good? Man? Matt? What's an overlooked, underrated
everyday pleasure? Man?

Speaker 8 (33:54):
A good hot shower?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Truth? Yeah, Like, are you a quick shower guy or
a long shower guy?

Speaker 8 (34:04):
At LEAs twenty five thirtower?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
What?

Speaker 8 (34:08):
Yeah, I got it, I got it.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Chill in there. I gotta think about what I'm about
to do for the day.

Speaker 8 (34:13):
I gotta i enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
You gotta waste all the water so no one else
can have a hot shower in the house.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, usually by myself when I'm taking a
shower because I work from home, so I can shower
on my lunch.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I'm good for you. How and how long is your
lunch normally? If you're taking a twenty five to thirty
minute shower, are you thinking, are you then just like
taking another hour to actually eat?

Speaker 8 (34:45):
No, probably about twenty minutes to eat.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I just got to my kitchen, save time and eat
in the shower. I was. I was leaning into the
whole people that work from home don't work?

Speaker 7 (34:55):
Yeah, do you do?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
You waste more time at home or in when you
worked in the office.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
Probably when I worked in the office because there was
more people that distracted me there.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
That's my argument. Yeah. Well, right on, man, we're gonna
hook you up. Gimpy, go ahead and tell him exactly
what he's gonna get, you know, overlooking simple everyday pleasures.
Just got you a case of Miller Highlight by act
to you. Hey on line man, So Gimpy can get
your infhone and have a fantastic weekend. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Legendary football coach Bill Belichick has been officially introduced as
the new head coach at North Carolina. Belichick spoke about
his ties to the college game, mentioning that it has
always been a dream of his coach in college, but
ran into some success during his time in the NFL.
This seventy two year old was presented with a gray,

(36:05):
short sleeved hoodie before athletic director Bubba Cunningham pulled out
a suit jacket with the sleeves torn off. His five
year deal runs through December twenty twenty nine and is
worth ten million dollars per season.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
M I think it's weird when they did this cutoff thing,
which was already for sale in the North Carolina fan shop.
But it isn't true. Belichick, Belichick, it's cut Yes, this
has got a hymn on it, which is fine whatever,
but it ain't the same two. It's the happiest I've
ever seen this man in a press conference, kyled He
hates press conferences. Yeah, well, he's getting ten million dollars

(36:41):
a year, wouldn't you be smiling? He was getting a
ridiculous amount in the NFL. How much was he getting
paid to we know, a lot, way more than the NFL,
are way more than the pros for sure, And now
he's got to do this a lot more often. I
don't see how he's gonna I'm I don't know if

(37:02):
this is gonna be a good experiment. But we'll find out.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Maybe he's just a new guy. He's got a young
hot piece.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I always had a young hot piece of ass. Typically
when people change it takes longer than a year.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
And he's like, I've always wanted to coach college. It's win. Okay,
my dad did it. Okay, m M. Now you want
to be the butcher. Okay.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
He's going to be working alongside his son.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
He always has worked alongside his son.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it is
for him.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I think he just is chomping at the bit so
much to go. And who says he won't leave to
go to the NFL in a second.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Yeah, that's your boss of the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay
A ninety seven five.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine one
eight four six oh kmod. You can also text bmms
and then what you want to say to A two
nine four five Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
You can hear OU men's basketball all season of course
on kmou D and tomorrow's game is bedlam Ou versus
Oklahoma State. The pregames at six thirty. Tomorrow, evening tip
off is at seven pm here at of course, right
here and on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Good morning, Gibbie, Well, Good morning Corbin. Cowboy Cup starts
today over at the Exchange Center at Tulsa Expo Squares
today and tomorrow. Get your tickets at Cowboy Cup dot com.
All right, we're giving away beer friggin a Friday. We
want to know what's an overlooked, underrated everyday pleasure? Case
Miller High Life could be yours BMMS and whatever that
is to eight two nine four five. What's an overlooked

(39:02):
and underrated everyday pleasure?

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Lindsey, I think hot meals with the family at the
dining room table, sitting around with good conversation. I didn't
really do that a lot growing up with my own parents,
and I make sure that we do it with my
kids because it's a great time to find out what's

(39:27):
going on in their lives, you know, and you find
out the tea with their friends, find out what you know,
just is going on at school? Very important. I love
the conversations that we have, and also I don't always

(39:48):
have to clean the kitchen after I cook the meals
because if I cook, they.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Clean, so you want them to be there to do
the work so you don't have to Definitely, okay, gimb
You know, there's a lot to choose from. I sat
back and pondered on this one for a long time,
and I think the one that I'm gonna go with
is being able to put on clean underwear every day,
you know, I mean imagine having to wear the same

(40:13):
crusty underwear every day you put them on, you only
wash them like maybe once a week. Yeah, exactly. We've
all put on a pair of socks that's been worn
once before. Right, It's the weirdest, ickiest feeling ever. And
I just imagine that with your with your underpants. Yeah,
as long as it's a broad Lindsay's fine with it.

Speaker 7 (40:34):
Right.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
It's amazing how that works out, isn't it. You know,
you can wear a bra, you know what, three or
four times before you wash it, Lindsay, maybe maybe longer
than that, but we talk about a week bras usually.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
I mean you put them in rotation, but mine go
probably three weeks. What Yeah, Then you put them in
that yeah, no, in the garment bag and then they get.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Washed, still sweat and then the sweat gathers into your heath.
That's how you put them in rotation, Tory out, is
what she's implying. Do they smell like? I listen, I'm
known to sniff some mondays, right, but I've never sniffed
the brasier before to see if a three week old

(41:19):
bra smells funky. I imagine it would.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
I mean I don't. I don't really notice that. I don't.
I don't think so that's I mean, I've never noticed
your nose.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Is blind because you know it's your own set, right, So,
and you accept that it's not clean.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Yeah, I think we have to because they break down.
They here, it comes, they don't last as long. That's
why we have to put up with it.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, underwear, you know, stretches out after a while, gets
holes in it. You know, all clothes breakdown after washing. Lee,
Exactly how long have you been wearing the bra that
you have on right now, Lindsay.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
One is probably believe four months old.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
No, you've been wearing it for four months, that's what
he's asking. I didn't want to know when you bought it.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
This one probably got washed. I think it probably two
weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
And so you've probably worn it ten times, looks black?

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Yeah, yeah, maybe six times now since you washed it. Yeah,
six times.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
So take that and apply that to your underwear, to
any clothing, to any clothing for real. Some people will
wear jeans more than once, not six and not six times. No, No,
I'm a I'm a one and done kind of person,
no matter what it is. You know, if I put
it on a wear once, it's going into the laundry
basket to get washed. Jeans maybe not oh even the

(42:50):
jeans because I feel I can feel like it just
feels weird. I feel like they've already been worn, right,
There's there's a feeling you get to get worn in
a little bit.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah, when you put on on a fresh pair of
clean clothes, you know, it feels good, it's tight, comfortable,
and then after you worn them down a little bit,
they feel a little loose, you know. And I can't
stand that feeling at all whatsoever. That And I don't
know how much I've touted in these genes, so it's like, yeah,
but jeenes, unless I've done yard work or been in

(43:22):
the attic or whatever fall in through the attic like
whatever that is. If I have just warn them whatever,
in and out and about. Yeah, I will definitely not
I'll keep them. I'll go one more day in them. Yeah.
That's a good way to cut down on water and laundry,
so for sure. But it's just not for me. Never
more than two. Never more than two yeah, no, thank you.

(43:44):
But things that touch my skin, like against the skin
fully right, T shirt, underwear, socks, intimate areas no one
day yeah, yeah, especially the nether regions. That's like the
smelliest of all the smelly parts of your body. On
day six, I'm like, our sheets need to be washed

(44:05):
and they don't stink. We shower before bed, so I
know our bed, our bed's clean.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
Right, right?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
You still sweat through the night or what I mean?
I got a clean bed? All good for you. Oh,
it's one of the best. It's worth every penny I've
ever overpaid for you. I'm telling you, dude, I used
to night sweat all the time. Never now you just
night perspiring. No, I don't even do that.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I keep my bed.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Old sweat though.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
Side of the bed.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, there you go. I mean, I'm just being honest.
I don't get that sweaty in ninety seconds. Not having
these sessions. Honest, yeah, I'm not trying to be cool here.
It's all that karate, you know. Cardio is what it is, right,
not all sweat. Yes, I'm I have stamina. Sweat stamina.

(45:01):
What's an overlooked, underrated everyday pleasure at case of Miller
High Life could be yours bmms and what that is
to eight two nine four five? Uh? Chapstick? Okay, chapstick,
putting on chapstick, Having your favorite chapstick okay, you and
I get mine. I'm like, oh, man, that is awesome.

(45:22):
I have one in my backpack, I have one in
the car, I have one on my nightstand. At the
end of the night when I put my chapstick on,
I'm like, man, that's I'm like. When I was a kid,
it was Carmex, and now I can't do Carmx. It's
too much, very distinctive smell to it. Carmex does it's

(45:43):
too much Now now I have bougie brand names I
like to wear. What is your favorite flavor? Do you
use flavored chapstick? This is Jack Black, not the actor
natural mint and shade, butter lip bomb.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Most your lips, medic Oh yeah, that's nice. Smells good,
I said it.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I was too busy being Jack black for a second.
Uh natural mint as opposed to artificial and shade butter. Okay, yeah,
that's you're just your flavor right now? Is that your
regular go to flavor? A minty kind of flavor? Do
you know me? How many times have you seen me
order off the menu? Like I normally get this, but
I'm gonna get this never.

Speaker 7 (46:35):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Some people like a variety of things, you know. I
didn't know if like you made that exception when it
came to chapstick. You know, maybe the one by your
bed is cherry flavored.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Yeah, I am a cherry fresh cherry CarMax girl, and
i've it's always been really waxy. But when I was
younger and would ski in the winter time, it would
be it was so thick that it would stay on
when you're going down, right, he knew it was going
to stay.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
And my bedside is Duke Cannon, uh tactical lip protectant.
Tactical Huh, that's just the douchey name they give it.
And I don't know what the flavor is on it,
but uh, yeah, I love it. I have never been

(47:24):
a chapstick guy to be honest with you. That's what
I'm saying. It's underrated and overlooked. I am just now
getting into, uh, lotioning, like my told you, because you know,
I ride, so my hands get really dried out, and
of course I don't drink a whole lot of water anyway,
so I'm dehydrated all the time now, So so putting

(47:45):
on some some lotion has really been a good pleasure
of mine lately. Yeah, I've told you lotioning after after
a shower. If I don't lotion after a shower, I'm like,
what's wrong? Why do I feel like a wrapper? Not
like not that like a foil on the ground.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah, I I often forget, but when I do remember
out of the shower, You're absolutely right, You're like that
that feels amazing. But I don't loose my whole body. Yup,
I need to get into yeah that mindset, dude. Legs,
I'm hitting arms, arms, hands and and and maybe one
leg because of the tattoo, right, and then sometimes I'll

(48:30):
take the whatever's left over and I'm rubbing on the
other leg. But I don't get Yeah, no, do the
whole body, dude. It's a game changer. I'm mad at
myself for not getting into a lotion lotion routine as
a younger person. Right, that's something you really should do. Listen,
children start send to a PSAs on mental health. I'm
gonna do about hey, loation up children?

Speaker 7 (48:51):
Right.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah. Uh, that's why I don't think like having dinners
with your family is great. Someone texting having a home
that's great. Those don't are Those aren't overlooked and underrated.
Everybody knows the value of owning a home. Everybody knows
the value of having dinner with your family. Right, it
is whatever it is for you. I'm just saying that,
like it needs to be something that isn't on most
people's radar, like taking a hot shower like that first collar.

(49:17):
You know, it could be cold showers, it could be
no shower. Well, some people get in and just do
the shower. See it as a box. I got a
check to move on, right, not a moment of this
is my solace.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Is thirty minutes?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, thirty minutes is wild. I'd get dimply. It's a
long shower man. Yeah, I don't know what you do
that long.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
I got stuff to do.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Can't you sit outside of the water and think right,
you work from home, nobody's coming in your office. Man
back turn, just letting the rain just fall on you, right,
just like wondering how you got here? Right, BMMS and
whatever your answer is to this question to get a
case of Miller Highlight for freaking a Friday. What's an overlooked,

(50:00):
underrated everyday pleasure? BMMS at whatever that is to eight
two nine four five. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
The Big Med Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven km o D.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six Oh kmo D. Could also text BMMS
and then what you want to say to A two
nine four five. I get now, I get what Fred
was singing about. Now I understand the story. It's a
lot deeper than what you think. Uh, all right, let's
play a game. Tickets to Some Theory of a Dead

(50:46):
Man Saturday, February eighth, that's Tulsa Theater. Tickets available Tulsatheater
dot com. We'll also got a pair of GA tickets
to the Cowboy Cup. We're gonna throw in there. Olomost
Premiere Cannabis Championship is underway and it's happening at the
Exchange Center at Tulsa Expo Square. Today's actually the first day,
and uh, we're gonna play the numbers game. And will
the listeners seal the deal and take Lindsey's lunch or

(51:10):
will Lindsay block them from this killer price pack we
have today? Uh nine one eight four to six, oh
KMOD nine one eight four six, oh kmod. Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name, Tammy? Jammy?
How are you today? I'm good?

Speaker 8 (51:25):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Tammy? What category do you want? Numbers? Percentages? Are averages? Percentages? Percentages?
It is now five questions will come from Gimpy. Just
answer them the best that you can, and then Lindsay
will return and get these same five questions. And if
she gets more close to the answer than you, then
she's gonna block you from getting tickets to see Thory

(51:46):
of a Dead Man and tickets to the Cowboy Cup
that's starting this weekend at the Tulsa Exchange Center at
Tulsa Expo Square. Are you ready? H I'm ready? Here
we go, Tammy? What personercentage of American men watch porn
in any given year? Eighty six eighty six? She says,

(52:10):
with a snicker, all right, Tammy, pornography exists on what
percent of all websites? Sixty sixty six zero, She says,
all right, Tammy. What percentage of American women watch porn
in any given year? Sixty two sixty two percent? Hey, Tammy,

(52:38):
what percentage of American people watch porn every day? What
percentage of American people will five? Would you say forty
five or thirty five? Five? Forty five? All right? Last
one here, Tam, tam. And twenty nineteen study shows what
percentage of Americans think porn is morally wrong. A twenty

(53:03):
nineteen study shows what percentage of Americans think porn is morally.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Wrong American twenty five?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Once you, how much porn do you watch?

Speaker 6 (53:17):
Their?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Tam? I'm probably up there with the women? Are men?
How long was? How long ago was the last time
you watched porn? Oh? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
You could say yesterday?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Sure, yesterday? Liar? All right, lindsay? Five questions? Changes is
the category? Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Lindsay? What percentage of American men watch porn in any
given year?

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Hmmm, seventy percent.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Seventy percent? All right, Lindsey, Pornography exists on what percentage
of all websites forty one percent forty one? Okay, Lendsy.
What percentage of American women watch porn in any given year?

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Lindsey thirty two percent.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Okay, all right, Lindsey. What percentage of American people watch
porn every day? What percentage of American people watch porn
every day?

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Fourteen percent?

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Fourteen percent? All right?

Speaker 9 (54:26):
Ay?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
One, last one here, Lindsey. A twenty nineteen study shows
what percentage of Americans think porn is morally wrong. A
twenty nineteen study shows what percentage of Americans think porn
is morally wrong.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
I'll say thirty percent percent.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
How do you think she did there, Tammy?

Speaker 9 (54:49):
We're body even probably.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
A gimpy, all right. When a question was asked, what
percentage of American men watch porn in any given year,
Tammy says eighty six percent. Lindsey says seventy percent, and
the answer is a very giggy sixty nine percent. Lindsay's
got that one right. Don't worry, though, Tammy, She's got
to get two more to block you from winning tickets
to see Theory of a Dead Man Unplugged on Saturday,

(55:12):
February eighth, that tells theater and a pair of tickets
to the Cowboy Cup that is Oaklham's Premier Cannabis Championship.
That's at the Exchange Center till Expo Square this weekend.
Question two, all right, pornography exists on what percent of
all websites? That's the question. Tammy said, pornography exists on
sixty percent. Oh, well over half. Yeah, yeah, anytime you

(55:34):
turn a.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Computer, I understand, I questioned, sorry.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Yeah, Lindsay's said forty one percent. Damn near half, damn
near half. The answer is twelve twelve. Nowhere close to that,
Lindsay gotdon was the Lindsay was a closer to that one.
So she's up two to nothing. One more, Tammy, and
she blocks you. Question three, The question is what percentage
of American women watch porn in any given year. Tammy

(56:01):
said sixty two percent. Lindsey said thirty two percent. The
answer is forty percent. Man, I'm so sorry, Tammy, she
blocked you from getting all those tickets. Thank you so
much for playing. You get back to watching porn.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Have a great day, your loser.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Question four, number four, what percentage of American people watch
porn every day? Tammy said forty five percent. Lindsey said
a mere fourteen percent, and the answer is eleven percent.
Lindsey got that one right as well. Is she gonna
get the clean the clean queen porn sweep? Question five?

(56:38):
A twenty nineteen study shows what percentage of Americans think
porn is morally wrong? Tammy said twenty five percent of them.
Lindsey said thirty percent, and the answer is fourteen percent. Yeah,
Tammy was closer on that one. So not a lot
of people. No, Yeah, I think that porn is morally wrong,

(56:58):
almost one point four out of ten people. Yeah, I
think it's moreila wrong. But we got to pass all
these laws. And I'm like, no, no, no, I'm a
good So are you putting the lawne for yourself?

Speaker 8 (57:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
I bet you are? Anyway. Uh So, Lindsay blocked the
tickets for Theory of a Dead Man that's gonna be
February eighth of the tuls Theater. And she blocked the
GA tickets for the Cowboy Cup that is Oklahoma's premiere
cannabis championship happening this weekend inside the Exchange Center Tulsa
expos Square. We're gonna take a break and we'll be back.
We want to know what's an overlooked, underrated everyday pleasure

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BMMS and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
So you gept nothing good day, sir?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
You gept nothing good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning

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Show nine one eight ex o k m oh d.
You can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to A two nine four five. We are
giving away beer for freaking a Friday. We want to
know from you what's an overlooked, underrated everyday pleasure BMMS

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and what that is to eight two nine four five
could get you a case of a Miller Highlight. Alex
is on the phone. Hey Alex, how are you?

Speaker 7 (58:28):
I'm good? How are you doing good?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Buddy? What's an overlooked, underrated everyday pleasure? Oh? Say what
you texted in? There? Alex? You remember what you texted in?

Speaker 7 (58:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, I did the first hit of the day. Probert
would explain the tracks a WoT right now, all right,
give me go ahead and tell him exactly what he
gonna get right, and I want to rate a pleasure
and off and overlooks his relaxation always uptight. This one

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is enjoy This case of Miller highlight back to you guys,
hang online friends. So if you can get your infone,
have a fantastic weekend. Let's see what Gimpe has in
his four x four' ready for that? Huh oh? I
am halfway more ready than Alex was though. Hey. FBI
Homeland Security says no evidence of threats from drones. The

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FBI and the Department of Homeland Security is corroborating the
White House's explanation of the drones that have been spotted
over New Jersey. The agencies say the drones appear to
be manned aircraft that are operating illegally. National Security spokesman
John Kirby says that they have been unable to confirm
the sightings. I don't see anything. There have been hundreds

(59:52):
of reported drone sightings over the past few weeks. Local
officials complain that they're not being given any answers from
the FBI and Homeland Security. I have a take on
this that people are stupid because in some of these
instances I went through some of the reports, they're airplanes, right,
they just look like drones or no. No, people are stupid.

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That says so much for some and they can't confirm
it because they're like, I saw your human eye seeing
something in the sky. We'll play tricks on you.

Speaker 10 (01:00:25):
Yeah, And so you're like, it's right above Woodland Hills
when it's way out in you know, prior right or
over the ocean. So they're like, okay, and we looked
at there was nothing in the air over Woodland Hills
and you're like, well it's gone now.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
Right, I saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
And apparently drones have an ID frequency they emit to
be able to track them. Okay, I don't know that's true,
but in many of the instances, according to the reports,
they were air planes. That's what they want you to believe. Sure,
there's no answer I will accept other than aliens. That's right.

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Bowel cancer rates are on the rise, yes, bowl bowel.
Not cancer from leaning over at the hip hero, No,
nothing like that. This is from the poops. Research out
of the UK, published in the journal Lancets Oncology shows
twenty seven out of fifty country studied has seen a

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rise in cases among younger people between two thousand and
seven and twenty seventeen. Now, doctors aren't clear why there's
why there's an increase, but suggest improvements in detection might
be the result of more people being diagnosed at a
younger age. The study looked at a mix of wealthier

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nations developing countries. Wealthier nations and developing countries. Rates and
young adults still remain low, with about five percent of
the cases in the UK diagnosed are those under fifty.
So there's a lot more people pooping in a box
and sending it off than there used to be, and
that's why they're detecting it. I don't know. As a
male person, I would be like, I don't how many

(01:02:13):
times are you grabbing poop for real? You don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
I'm sure you do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I don't know. I don't know if that company has
like their logo on the box so they know like
I would, it's a biohazard. I would think every time
I see the commercial, I'm like, people do this? Huh?
Just a question here, just a question. Do you put
the box in the toilet right? Or is there another way?

Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
Do you hover over it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Ah? My AIM's horrible, right, I'm not a marksman.

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
You gotta get there to be.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
I would have seen the reason we're dancing around this.
Coffee price has hit a forty seven year high the
world's most popular and common variety of coffee beans sold
on the global market for three forty four a pound
this week. That beats the previous record high of three
thirty five in nineteen and seventy seven. Extreme droughts and

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other climate challenges have led to smaller harvests in Brazil,
the world's leading producer of coffee, Nastle, which owns Nescafe
and Nespasol, have already increased its prices and the coffee
brands La Pazza says it will have to make some
price changes as well. And then lastly here tuls Fire

(01:03:36):
Department acquires new advanced cardiac monitors. The Tulsa Fire Department
acquired new Life Pack thirty five cardiac monitors, who whose
advanced technology is set to help them save more lives now.
The Tulsa Commissioner of Public Safety, Laurel Roberts explain that
these new cardiac monitors will put the Tulsa Fire Department

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at the fore of technology in Oklahoma. Another new benefit
of the Life Pack thirty five is that it can
transmit its information and readings directly to the hospital. A
Life Pack thirty five cardiac monitor will be placed in
each of the TFD's sixteen life support fire stations, and
I'll also be included in their mobile Integrated Healthcare Proof

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go down the rabbit hole of how labor intensive coffee
bean picking is and then you go, yeah, but it's
so good. Yeah right, yeah, I don't care that people
are picking manually picking beans on a slope. I just
need to wake up in thin air. I need my coffee.
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
I'm not me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
I go to zero to bitch without my coffee. See
ol Lindsay. As for Balls to the Wall sports.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
The Rams kicked off Week fifteen with a twelve the
sixth road win over the NFC West rival forty nine
Ers on Thursday Night Football. Kyron Williams rushed for one
hundred and eight yards and Joshua Carty converted four field
goals to help LA clinch its third straight victory. The
action will continue with thirteen more games on Sunday. In
some of the top games, the Broncos welcome the Colts

(01:05:18):
to Mile High, the Lions host the Bills, and the
Steelers visit the Eagles. The day we'll be capped off
with the Seahawks hosting the Packers on Sunday night. Football
Week fifteen concludes with a Monday night doubleheader. The Vikings
hosts the Bears while the Raiders entertain the Falcons.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Hope that those people have security guards at their homes
are Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
The Michigan man who got into a pregame argument on
the field with Green Bay Packers head coach Matt Lafleur
last Thursday has had his season tickets revoked by the
Detroit Lions. Fahad Joseph was on the field for the
pregame festivities and was among those holding the American flag.
During the national anthem, he was seen yelling toward the

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Green Bay sideline and Lafleuur snapped back because Joseph was
trash talking the Packers players. Yoseph was escorted out of
the stadium before halftime, and his status as a Lion's
loyal member was also suspended by the team indefinitely.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
That's not what you're there for. Man. I'm gonna keep
the flag so I can. I can. Hey, man, you
see me, idiot, hold on bed. Shut up talking to
the boys. Hey, hey, shut up, shut up, dog, shut up.
I got to yell at mac a fool, right, get

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out of here. What a loser man. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
Yeah. A woman who claims she was raped by three
members of the Duke University lacrosse team nearly twenty years
ago now says she made up the whole story during
a recent interview on a social media podcast, Crystal Mann,
can we pause?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Can we pause?

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Why are we giving her any more attention? We were
all aware that she made it up when they dismissed
the whole thing and said her, Uh, there was no
credibility to what she was saying. The fact that she's
on a podcast, she's only trying to get attention. Yeah, right,
there's no reason to be on a podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
I guess she's in. Well, she's serving a prison term now.
She testified falsely against the students by saying they raped
her in a bathroom during an off campus party back
in two thousand and six, where she was working as
a stripper. Governor Roy Cooper, who was serving as state
attorney general at the time, dismissed all charges against the

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men for lack of evidence.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Yeah, this is what I'm saying. When people do stuff
like this, I think when a victim comes forward and
says something bad, we should listen to them one hundred percent,
take what they're saying extremely seriously, let the process work out,
let the evidence present itself, and then the ones that
take advantage of that and lie like this lady did,
we shouldn't be mentioning their name in the me. We

(01:08:00):
shouldn't be letting them on podcast. We should be shaming
them for doing what they did.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
I think it was probably she probably lied just so
she could try to get out of her second degree
murder charge that she was convicted of in twenty thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Either way, she shouldn't get any attention.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
Yeah, and that is your balls to the wall sports.
I'm lindsay In ninety seven five KMI.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
The Big Mad Morning Show back to Telsa's Morning Show
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Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine eight
four six kmod can also text bmmass and then what
you want to say to eight two nine four five.
We are giving away beer for Frigiday Friday. What's an
overlook underrated every day pleasure bmmss and whatever that is
to eight two nine four five. We'll give away beer
coming up in a minute. Good morning, Lindsay.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Good morning gorbyin our friends at Miller Lyte. So I
want to send you to Arlington to see the Dallas
Cowboys play. So listen during your next Balls to the
Wall sports for your Dallas Cowboys update, and I'll tell
you how to get those tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Good morning, Gimpee, Well, good morning Gorman. Keep listening after
the show. If we're a rocked up or a jacked
up Christmas tune, it's gonna score you a six pack
of Shiner Holiday cheer Beer and one hundred dollars gift
card to Moody's Jewelry. And then you'll qualify for the
big grand prize, a two thousand dollars gift card to
Moody's Jewelry. We're gonna pick that winner next Thursday. All right,
time for Days of Time Trivia. This is where we
attach an electrical device to us. You gotta answer some questions.

(01:09:49):
You gotta get three right or you're gonna get shocked.
If you miss one, you're getting shocked. The goal is
to not get shocked at all. I went last last week,
so I just pulled a name. GIMPI is gonna be
the first person that's going to go oh exciting. And
so Lindsey will ask the questions. And I've got the
Shocker with me right now as Gimpy gets that set

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up and put on. And these are questions that are
written outside of the studio. We have no idea what
the questions are, what category they're going to be. He
should be in a good mood. He got to employee
of the Year or whatever, so hopefully these will be
good questions. He'll he was in a good mood when
he wrote them. We'll find out, all right. Question Oh, okay,
Question one, here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Question number one, Gimpy, what is the square root of
sixty four?

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Screwroot? That's how many times something that could go into itself?
Sixty four. I'm going to go out on a limb
and say nine. That's the number that's jumping in my
head right now. I'm not really good. I didn't take
advanced mathematics like that. So yeah, nine.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Final answer, what is the square root of sixty four?
You say nine and the correct answer is eight.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Damn it, ah, son of a bitch. Wow, it's amazing
how that feels when you haven't used it in a
long time. That's what she said. Yeah, eight times, eight. Yeah,
that makes sense. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
Question two, which was the first country to introduce paper money?

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Fun? First country to introduce paper money?

Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
You know, China seems to have been, you know, ahead
of the game on a lot of things because they've
been around for goddamn ever. So yeah, I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna say China. Final answer probably wrong. Rolling to
the answers, I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Which was the first country to introduce paper money? You
say China? Correct answer?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Ill China winning doubt on answering questions like this, China,
right right, because they've been around forever. Absolutely. I figured
that was a good safe one. You know, they got
us with the gunpowder, you know, so why not pay
your money while we're at it? Ice cream?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Umbrellas?

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Yeah? Question number three, what is the second full moon
of the month called.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
That's a blue moon? Final answer? Look at you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
The second full moon of the month is actually called
very good. How did you know that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Because I'm weird and I know things, is to be
honest with you, that's a really thoughtful answer you gave us.
Because I know weird and I know things. Get interested
and like, because you hear of harvest moon, super moons.
You know, wolf moons, blue moon, strawberry moons. There's all

(01:13:09):
kinds of different moons out there. And if I did
dad dig deep enough back, is what I'm trying to say.
I think I remember my mom telling me what a
blue moon was when I was a kid, because you know,
you hear that phrase once in a blue moon. Yeah,
and then you ask, because you look up and the
moon's not really blue, why do they call it a

(01:13:31):
blue moon? What's a second blue moon of the month
or second full moon of the month. Okay, that makes sense.
But then I started later on in life digging into
like strawberry moons and all that stuff. You got to
cover your tail. You totally gave away that he got
it right. I knew him. You made a face. I
wasn't even looking, so I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Well he said blue moon. Finally answered right away.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
And you went wow, like your face went oh, I
didn't even notice because I don't look at her.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Well, it was just my when he said that, I
was just final answer. I was like, I would have
done it even if I didn't have the questions in
front of me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
All right, is going to get the shocker? Yeah, And
I've got the questions here, and there will be five
questions while Linda's getting that ready, make sure you get
your text to us. Where we doing? What are we doing?
I need the piece bmms and whatever that is to
eight two nine four five? What's an overlook underrated everyday pleasure?
A case of Miller High Life could be yours? And uh,

(01:14:32):
just get that text to us. We'll give away some
coming up here in a minute. And uh, this is
taser time trivia. Got to answer three questions and not
get shocked. Is the plan here and Gippy has the shocker.
Lindsay is almost completely set up here and I've got
the questions. Here we go. Question one? What can be
What can't be done as we swallow? What can't be

(01:15:01):
done as we swallow?

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
What cannot be done as we swallow? You can't talk
as you swallow?

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
That's a good question.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Yeah, Now I'm thinking like, yeah, I can't talk as
I swallow at the same time. Can you breathe and
talk and swallow at the same time?

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
What can't be done as we swallow?

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
M trying to inhale at the same time?

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
What can't be done as we swallow?

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Can't spit? Final answer spit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
It might be the first one we've ever had where
you can test it right. What can't be done as
we swallow? You said spit, and the answer is breathing
and or talking. Oh so you had both answers, but
you went to spite, but you didn't try spit. But

(01:16:25):
you didn't try spit. Like that's the one. You didn't
try all of them. But I mean question, I'm gonna
correct what's written here because I think it's incorrect. How
many states does the Appellation trail cross? What's written is who?
How many states does the appllation trail cross?

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
I honestly have no clue, So I'm going to take
an uneducated guess and say three.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Final answer, how many states does the Appalachian Trail cross?
You said three? The answer is fourteen. That's a damn
lot of states that Georgia, North Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania,
New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
You're holding it long.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
I neither. I just give it a little push. Third question,
what animal has the highest blood pressure? Spoiler? It ain't
me What animal has the highest blood pressure.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
Highest blood pressure hmm. It surely isn't a sloth chilliest
animal in the world, I would assume.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Hmm.

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Now I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
What animal has the highest blood pressure?

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Would it necessarily make them the angriest?

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Are you angry when you have high blood pressure?

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Agitated or anxious? Maybe nervous. The only time I feel
like my blood pressure is elevated is if I'm going
to get actual blood work done.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
What animal has the highest blood pressure?

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
Hmm? Maybe you think maybe a black bear or brown bear. Hmm,
maybe even a tiger man.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
This is what animal has the highest blood pressure?

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
A cobra, maybe some sort of snake. How would anyone
even figure this one out?

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
I would imagine a cuff of some sort. Do you
grab a snake put a blood pressure cuff on it?
Maybe it's the one you saw yesterday? A gorilla. What
animal has the highest blood pressure?

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
A gorilla? Final answer, what.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Animal has the highest blood pressure? You said gorilla? The
answer is do you know?

Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
But I'm thinking it would be like one of the
larger in it. It's a logical answer, Okay, like an
elephant or something. Was That's the first thing that popped
into my mind because it's so massive giraffe because they
have to pump blood the brain that has so.

Speaker 7 (01:19:50):
Far away out there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
That makes perfect good sense. But definitely not a snake,
very small, cold blooded even Yeah yeah, so but all right,
that's three out of three. We're giving away beer for
frigging a Friday. What's an overlook underrated everyday pleasure? Be
a mess and what that is to eight two nine
four five. A case of Miller High Life could be yours.

(01:20:12):
We're gonna do the third stage of Taser Time Trivia
and we're gonna give away beer. Coming up to get
your text to us? What's an overlooked, underrated everyday pleasure?

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning Show. Ninety k m O D.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six Oh K M O D. Can also
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eight two nine four five. Beer is up for grabs.
We're gonna give away beer here soon. What's an overlooking
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eight two nine four five. Your text could get you
a case of Miller High Life. We're in the third

(01:21:09):
round of Taser Time trivia. Got to answer three questions
and if you get them correct, you don't get shocked.
If you get them incorrect, you will get shocked. And
we are all set. I believe yep, yeap, all right,
here we go. Rity Question number one, corbine, What is
the term used in tennis when the score is forty

(01:21:31):
to forty? What is the term used in tennis when
the score is forty to forty? You know a lot
of tennis know a lot about tennis. How about some
fuzzy balls. I'm gonna go with love. Hold on here,
that doesn't feel right. Yeah, I'm not one hundred percent

(01:21:52):
sure on this is forty?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Love?

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Is that zero? Love might be zero? What is the
term used in tennis when the score is forty to forty?
Match point? I'm gonna go with love? I feel like
that is I'm about forty percent correct on that. I

(01:22:15):
feel like, uh, it's love might be zero? God, love zero,
isn't it? What is the term used in tennis when
the score is forty to forty? I'm stalling in hopes
that the other word will pop into my brain. Yeah,

(01:22:36):
I'm gonna say love. It's the only tennis term that's
in my brain right now. And uh, I don't feel
like that's that's it, but it's the only tennis term
I got. So finally, answer love, all right? What is
the term used in tennis when the score is forty
to forty? You said love? The answer is deuce? Ah, damn,
that's true. Damn it because it's two of them. I guess. Yeah,

(01:23:00):
I don't know. I don't know a lot about tennis.
I know goes back and forth and back and forth.
I've heard the term love. Couldn't tell you. You're probably right,
probably is zero. Yeah, I think it's zero deuce. Also,
something I do in the bathroom? Right, all right? Questioner two?
Which Doctor Seuss book only has fifty words? Which Doctor
Seuss book only has fifty words? Why you should know this?

(01:23:23):
You got small kids your that's true. You don't do it,
Doctor Seirus Doctor Seuss word count? Huh, I don't Which
Doctor Seuss book only has fifty words? I'm gonna go
green eggs and ham? Final answer? Which Doctor Seuss book
has only fifty words? You said green eggs and ham.

(01:23:44):
The answer is green eggs and Ham, whoa. I was
trying to think of a short one, okay, and that
was the only one that popped in my brain. That
was like short, right, right, right, that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
Oh, another short one would be what one fish? Two fish?

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Not shorter than green egg? Examblin's Well maybe I don't know,
maybe because the question wasn't fifty or last, right, just
only fifty words, okay, right, last one? Last one here, Corbyn.
Which is wedding? Which is the deepest ocean in the world.
Which is the deepest ocean in the world. Which is
the deepest ocean in the world. Yeah, this is this

(01:24:27):
is not fun. Well think of it like this. You
got a one and like four chance of getting it
along whatever. Which is the deepest ocean in the world.
There is a shelf that's known as the deepest part
of the ocean, but where it's Adam having a hard
time remembering, so I'm trying to visualize it on the
map and see if I can guess it, Okay, And

(01:24:51):
I don't know if it's ant artic, though, I'm gonna
go Pacific. Final answer, which is the deepest ocean in
the world. You said Pacific? The answer is Pacific home
of the Mariana Trench. It is part of the ocean
I was trying to picture on the mountain. I'm like,
I think it's definitely off the west coast, somewhere kind

(01:25:13):
of in the Pacific area of Pacific Islands. And I'd
have to say probably one of the better looking oceans
out there. I mean, I think they're all kind of pretty,
and they're all wonders. Man, I get it. But if
you're comparing the looks of the Pacific to the looks
of the Atlantic, I think the Pacific looks better. And
now I haven't been to the Indian Ocean or the

(01:25:34):
Arctic Ocean to find out maybe that's a better looking one.
I don't know, so yeah, I just know my experiences
from what I have. Have you been to the Atlantic Ocean?
I have. That's why I went swimming in the last
this summer when I went to Florida. That was kind
of the reason to go to Florida because I grew
up in California right there on the Pacific Ocean, seeing
that many times, been swimming in that many times in

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my life, and I'm like, well, we're going to the
East coast, so I guess now, I gotta go to
India or the Arctic. I feel like you can pass
on the Arctic. You're probably right. The hotels are not
five star, and it's really hard to drive your motorcycle
right down there. Wind alone. Let's just start with a
wind O. Listen. I got no problem with the cold.
Riding in the cold, man, I think that's a little

(01:26:16):
too cold.

Speaker 7 (01:26:17):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
As long as you can hold onto the rope while
you're riding your motorcycle so you can make it back,
I think be fine.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
What's an overlook underrated everyday pleasure case of Miller High
Life could be yours BMMS and what that is to
eight two nine four five when we come back, Well,
we're gonna give away some beer. Tulsa's Morning Show continues.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Next AX the Big Bad Morning Show on Tulsa's rock
station ninety seven five KMOT.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Good morning, It's the Big nine Morning Show nine one
eight four six oh KMOD. He can also text BMMS
and then what you want to say to eight two
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underrated everyday pleasure BMMS and what that is to eight
two nine four five, And it looks like Eric is
on the line. Hey Eric, how are you man?

Speaker 8 (01:27:33):
I'm doing all right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Eric, what's an overlooked, underrated everyday pleasure?

Speaker 8 (01:27:39):
Drinking water?

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
For sure, we do take that for granted. I agree
one hundred percent. Just go down the rabbit hole of
people that don't have clean drinking water, at least some
with fluoride, and then and then it's crazy how many
people don't have that.

Speaker 8 (01:27:54):
Well, see in my profession, that's what I do actually
as a water treatment operator, and a matter of fact,
I do not feed forward because it is a very
dangerous chemical. But anyways, it's very important people take advantage
of it. They think that US operators are, you know,
just we're kind of under the radar.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
I guess you could say, yeah, one hundred percent, man,
we'll give me. Let's hook him up and tell him
exactly what he's gonna get. And underrated everyday pleasure I
overlook most days is waking up without a pounding in
my head. You might wake up slightly hungover after this
case of Miller highlight back to you, Corbyn. Hang on
the line man so Gimpick can get your personal info.

(01:28:32):
Have a fantastic weekend. Two couple new sports stories that
are breaking right now. One, Odell Beckham Junior has been
released from the Dolphins. Remember when there's all that to
do with where's he gonna sign all this stuff? And
they were like, you can go now. He was on
the puff the unable to perform list and uh, but
went to be competitive in the receiver world as like

(01:28:54):
a top fifty receiver you got to have like over
fifty receptions, right, maybe more than that. When was the
last time Odell Beckham Junior had near that number twenty one?
It was twenty nineteen he had seventy four.

Speaker 9 (01:29:16):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Since then he has not performed at all. So his
first year at the Browns was great and then nothing
twenty three, seventeen, twenty seven, thirty five nine. Injuries have
been a thing for him, but he has not been
good and people like bring him with the Chiefs were no, no,
he's no, no, no, no, yeah, there's something going he

(01:29:40):
is not. No, don't do that. The other thing that's
a really crazy story, And I just sent you guys
the link so you can see it. Saint Louis Blues prayer.
We don't talk about hockey, but we are gonna for
this reason. He was injured Thursday night when they were
hosting the Sharks because he took a skate to the

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growing area and according to Jim Montgomery, he says, I'm
not a doctor, but it was close to his privates.
It could have been much worse. And if you see it,
one guy the Shark's on the ground and they're fighting
for the puck and his leg goes up. It looks
completely and it gets the Blues player right in the crotch.

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And I don't know if it did damage. I don't know.
I don't know if they wear a cup. I know
some players, some football's, some sports you think they wear
cups and they don't. Fighting is the only one that
I'm aware of. You have to wear a cup in Yeah,
there are a lot of ball punching in the fighting world.

(01:30:48):
Accidental kicks, for sure, I guess that what makes sense.
And even when a cup with an accidental kick you
go to the ground. Maybe a little bit of Eddie
Murphy law raw, maybe a little bit of you know,
actual discomfort.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
You gotta wear them in lacrosse too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
You're supposed to. No, high school is different. We're not
talking about high school. Yeah, we're talking about professional because
a lot of football players don't wear cups. I don't
know how many professional football players we should do that,
we should I'll text Tabor and ask him and see
if he wears a cup. Now. Yeah, there's a difference
between a cup and a jockstrap. Right, is a hard
plastic one? Yeah, they baseball player. They make underwear now

(01:31:27):
that you don't need a jockstrap. The jockstrap typically holds
the cup, right, holds everything.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
Yeah, they have the underwear now where the cup is
yet into it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Yeah, Yeah, you don't have to wear the weird thing. Yeah.
Let's see what lindsay.

Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
As for balls to the.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
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is completing fifty nine percent of his passes for one
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This season, The Panthers have lost three in a row
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at two and eleven. Dallas has won two straight over Carolina,
dating back to twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
This says they're three to ten, doesn't matter, Bright he
is playing some of the best he's been playing even
though they're losing, and Carolina is the favorite.

Speaker 7 (01:33:02):
Wow.

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Now is Mike Fromandalini's Hey Buddy, how are you great yourself?
I'm good man? Uh well, before we get into Willy Nilly,

(01:34:33):
what's an overlook underrated everyday pleasure for you?

Speaker 7 (01:34:38):
For me?

Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
It is an easy win here at something I did
not do well, and I know I do it much
better that any of us could do. That all of
usuddener appreciate. And that is breathing. And I mean that
in the sense of not just being alive, but like
I read a book called A Breathe by Jeffrey and Nestor,
and there's so many things you can do, whether it's
breathing really quick, breathing really deeply, breathing through your nose,

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or each individual nostril that will do things that I'm like.
So now, just the enjoyment out of a deep breath
in and understanding what it's doing.

Speaker 7 (01:35:09):
And I learned from that book that I had a
deviated steptum.

Speaker 6 (01:35:12):
I had a whole surgery to give myself because I
wasn't breathing properly. And now I could just breathe in
and get almost a little for lack of a better term,
high off, just the relaxation that you could get, or
you could do better at running or better at whatever
you're doing. When you learn how to organize your breathing,
life is significantly better and it costs nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Did they teach you in that book about taping your
mouth when you sleep.

Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
Yeah, there's mention of that's I think that's where a
lot of that is coming from right now. Is the
just the evolutionarily, why were our noses are getting more
inward because they used to be wider and there was
no breathing problems ten thousand years ago. But from a
beauty standpoint, people wanted to date or get with people
who had thinner noses. So it's been very counterproductive. So

(01:35:57):
I did that surgery. I open up with the nose
tape at night, and it is a world of difference.
Just it's so many different things I do today as
a result of breathing.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
May I ask how long your recovery was from that surgery?

Speaker 7 (01:36:10):
Oh, the surgery, you know, it's I think i'd say
a month.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Yeah, she's debating. She's in that thing that I was
going to ask you about. So many people ask me
and they're like, I don't know, I don't know. And
it's easily of the surgeries I've ever had. It's the
best surgery I've ever had.

Speaker 6 (01:36:28):
Yeah, it's it's an easy like it's not like you
can't walk or eat or anything. It's just uncomfortable. Yeah,
it's uncomfortable, and it is gnarly. I'll say this, gnarly
when they take out your scar boogers m m, and
they're playing them out and it's like the size of
little mini brains. Not very enjoyable to speak, but you're
watching that come out of your head like it's total recall.

Speaker 7 (01:36:49):
It is insane.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
This last time they didn't put anything in there, and
I'd have to have that dealt with. They put in
a like a silicone substance that you have to blow out,
and as you blow it out, it pulls all that
stuff like it stays in there just along long enough
to impact the sides, and then you blow it out,
and it's gnarly.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
When your body could breathe in and it fully takes
into the lungs, your brain gets a little high and
you could work out better. You could and when things
are just gnarly and bad, if you could breathe more effectively,
your level of calm is just better. So this is
one of the most obvious things that a lot of cultures,

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ancient cultures, Chinese cultures, the whole meditation thing that I
totally rode off until like two years ago, and now
I it's it's free.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
There's nothing to it, I don't know. See if you
agree with the statement, I don't know anybody over the
age of forty that breathes correctly, I.

Speaker 6 (01:37:44):
Would say that's yeah, unless they've done a lot of
practice to it, because it's just seems so obvious that
you're like, well, is breathing?

Speaker 7 (01:37:52):
What do you doing? What you talking about? This sounds
like happy horsecrap.

Speaker 6 (01:37:54):
But when you get good at it, and I'm not
anywhere near good at it, people that could really re
lived this breathing lifestyle again, you could get high off
your brains if you just breathe in really hard and
forcibly hyperventilate and.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Now get piece paying attention. By the way, yeah, if
you go like.

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
And do that really deep breath, super deep breath as
hard as you can forty times, you will get extremely
dizzy and feel a level of this weird column you
have to be sitting down.

Speaker 7 (01:38:25):
And until I had done it, I was like, that
sounds stupid, and.

Speaker 6 (01:38:28):
Then I did on like, holy crap, you start your
day with that, it's a different day.

Speaker 7 (01:38:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
I love crazy stuff like that so much.

Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
I wonder if it's because like what you said over
forty I wonder if it's because people don't even realize
that they have like deviated septums.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
I think it's partially that. I think it's partially if
you learn how to incorrectly swing a golf club, it's
hard to correct. Yeah, And if you've never learned how
to do it correctly then yeah. And I think there's
a little bit of an atropy that also kicks in,
where like as you get older and your shoulders start
hunching over right, I think there's a little bit of that. Yeah,
But it's a game. It's a game change. Breathing is

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a good one. That was interesting. Did you know you
can't swallow averyth Mike's here from Handelini's and we're in
the holiday season, and you guys got a lot going
on besides the truck for parties or at events that
you guys can work out. You could cater events too.
You guys catered to our Christmas party yesterday and it
wasn't pizza, which is crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:39:25):
You guys had lasagna and a few other things. And
we're your Huckleberry, We'll make it happen. So right now,
it's you know, twelve days till Christmas. If you have
something going on, even if it's our Christmas Eve, we're open.
We're here for utuls. We close only on Turkey Day
at Christmas. So January first Christmas Eve, we got you

(01:39:49):
and gift cards leading up.

Speaker 7 (01:39:51):
If you need a gift card for your teachers, for.

Speaker 6 (01:39:53):
All the randoms in your life, go get four twenty
five dollars gift cards, and we are giving you a
mystery box.

Speaker 7 (01:39:59):
In the mystery it's a mystery you will.

Speaker 6 (01:40:02):
Get free swag, free coopon like free gelato or free
garlic that's or even a free pizza, all sorts of
different stuff valued over twenty five bucks. So you're going
in and then you get to just come and enjoy
that stuff in the new year. So we're really excited
about the mystery box. When you buy one hundred dollars
worth of gift cards, however, you want to break it

(01:40:22):
up and you got to.

Speaker 7 (01:40:23):
Buy it in store so you have the physical card.
That way, it's just better.

Speaker 6 (01:40:26):
And we'll give you the mystery box right then and
there doing that all the way up till Christmas. And
I don't know if I'm back here before next month,
but we're doing a bunch of promos for January eighth.
Our twentieth anniversary is coming up January eighth. We're gonna
celebrate in Owasso, in Otown. We're gonna launch three pizza simultaneously.
Nothing's Left is doing a brand new twenty years later

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beer for us. We are doing a lot of stuff
and I can't wait for that to release.

Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
Why not twenty Pizza's only eight?

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
Come on only three? Three?

Speaker 7 (01:40:57):
Release three?

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
Why not twenty for twenty years?

Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
I will do some other twenty esque based items because
he's been in business twenty years to know not to
do drive. Our first menu was like eight pages long
and had five sizes and we sold shrimp rolls. Like
we know what it is to do everything all at
once and have none of it be awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
Yeah, you guys always celebrate the anniversary of Andalini's in
some way. Yeah, and it's always a blowout. So I'm
looking forward to that January eighth. More on that. Look
for you guys on Facebook to find out more. If
you're doing catering, think of Andelini's for your holiday party,
think of them for family coming in. If you've got
a big group people, like I said, you do more
than just pizza, So look for them on that twenty

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years man.

Speaker 6 (01:41:40):
Yeah, we have over forty members of our staff younger
than the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
That was a fun who's the longest tenured member.

Speaker 7 (01:41:51):
It's a good quit. I have a few.

Speaker 6 (01:41:52):
Our logistics guy, Dustin was one of my first hires
in two thousand and five and now he runs logistics.
He went to the Marine Corps did other stuff, but
he runs all of that, So that's a twenty year
tenure deploy off and on now NonStop. We have our
main man, Enrique, who runs all of the prep ops

(01:42:13):
and he's the He's our backbone and very stoked because
he's been with us since the first day we opened
Cherry Street.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Mike is here from Mandalinese. It'sime for Willanilly. Anything you
want to talk about, bring up something new, go back
to something. It's your chance to completely own the show.
And I went down a rabbit hole of this question
that was asked on TikTok about on like morgues okay,

(01:42:42):
and somebody was asking that if a woman is on
her period and goes to the morgue like dies, does
the guy at the morgue have to, you know, take
care of everything right? Question? I've never thought about that
is a very good question. This is will in Nilly,
So this is why this is the appropriate time to
bring this up. Well, it's not like she's going to

(01:43:02):
go into toxic shock if it stays in for too long. Yeah,
you know, And when you think of someone who works
in a mark you think of, oh, they've got to
you know, prepare the body for funeral, for visitation whatever. Right,
they do, drain the body of its fluids and woods
and whatnot. So I'll see why menstruratio wouldn't be looped
up in there with the rest of it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:21):
Right, I'm sure that they probably take out those parts.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
That's correct. They do. And he's like, yeah, I do.
And I think of people in their industries and their jobs,
and I always try to find the thing that is
not on the radar when you think of their job,
and that is one I never fathomed that, Hey, I
want to go into you know, be a mortician and
work in a morgue. And you're like, oh, wow, that's great,

(01:43:47):
and then you're like, oh, you deal with tampons. Yeah,
at least fifty one to forty nine percent of the
time may probably actually less statistically, and if they're on
their period. I wonder what, like all methods they went
through before they realized, let's just rip it all out.
I mean, we are in society is a reactionary based society.

(01:44:09):
So it was I mean, it feels like it's just
like cleaning up right. Well, I mean, I don't know
if there's a benefit we could try.

Speaker 7 (01:44:17):
So in it up.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
It's still lakes. Oh God, I are in are in
r a in college in the dorm I lived, and
he was, uh, he worked at a morgue, like was
his family's business, and he did it in high school
and whatever. We'd always ask him questions and he got
super uncomfortable. I wish I would have known this question.

Speaker 6 (01:44:38):
Yeah, it's a profitable business. It's a solid like the
you always have.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
You don't shop around.

Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
Yeah, you always have incoming clients.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
Yeah, there's not a dry spell.

Speaker 7 (01:44:51):
There's not a few.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:44:55):
My childhood neighbor growing up, and we went to high
school together and she actually became a mortician and embalm
bodies and all of that. And she lives in New
Orleans and she I think got out of the business
maybe two three years ago because she said that spirits
would follow her.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
God.

Speaker 7 (01:45:15):
Yeah, those spirits they do that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
You mean vodka, right, Uh? Yeah, I just love thinking
about that when it comes to those careers and when
it comes to funeral homes or whatever, what are you
gonna do if your loved one dies? Do you hardly go?
I got to go to a different place. Too expensive convenience,
full stop.

Speaker 7 (01:45:36):
There's no there's no marketing.

Speaker 6 (01:45:39):
It's just who who is connected to who You're not like, hey,
you're gonna die and what you do?

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
Come on down like there's none of that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
Yeah, there's no tactful way to have a business that
is in the death business and do commercials.

Speaker 7 (01:45:54):
Oh no, it's it's really hard.

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
And as much as there's like a wedding coordinator and
people plan it out and there's these happy conversations, funerals
are damn you're identical in the level of coordination, but
it all needs to be done in like three days
and it becomes to the facto of the morgue owner
to become your funeral. So they're like, it's it is insane,
how little planning, and then they're thrust upon to improv

(01:46:18):
everything right then and there.

Speaker 7 (01:46:20):
It is a nightmare to deal with.

Speaker 6 (01:46:23):
Yeah, and I wish that there was more pre planning
and that it was more socially aware.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
Yeah, that's why I will never miss an opportunity to
talk about plan that stuff out in advance your funeral,
What songs you want, all that stuff. I get it's uncomfortable,
but it's less uncomfortable now than when after you've died,
putting it on your wife, your kids, Sure, your son
that you haven't seen in twenty years, like it, also
tell the.

Speaker 7 (01:46:47):
Family about that the son. Yeah, that there is a son.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Yeah, there's a sun right also that would be also
be very uncomfortable. I saw an argument online about Abellini's
in regards to which location is the o G. I'm
gonna let you answer that, but somebody asked, I'm coming
back to Tulsa over Christmas to be with my grandkids.
What location would I have to visit to meet the
man the myth of the legend? Mike, which Andelini's location

(01:47:10):
are you typically seen in? You have a home base
near a location. I think you've mentioned before you visit
all of them. But if someone is going to run
into you, where it would be the lot most likely
place to run into? And which one's the OG? Well?

Speaker 7 (01:47:23):
The OG without a question, is OASO.

Speaker 6 (01:47:26):
That was where we you know, made everything happen and
started it, and it looked you know, we built in
a strip mall that Cherry Street really defined the voice
and look and brand. So then we made a wastle
look more like Cherry Street. So that's why this debate
will occur because we got famous really or at least
Tulsa famous at Cherry Street. But we you know, built

(01:47:47):
this out and learned all of our screw ups in Owasso.

Speaker 7 (01:47:50):
So where am I going to be?

Speaker 6 (01:47:52):
Most likely it's during the day, I'm probably somewhere near
Cherry Street. But then at night, if I'm eating out
a location, it's probably gonna either be downtown or Jinks
and I DoorDash it a lot, and then Broken Arrow
might be.

Speaker 7 (01:48:07):
On the weekends.

Speaker 6 (01:48:08):
I kind of have a schedule where I'm popping in
to all of them. If I'm visiting my dad who's
still out in Owasso, then I'm at the Oasso store,
So more weekends at Broken Arrow? WASO daytime or just
email me and I'll happily say hi.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
I'm not hard to reach, and you're a hands off
manager in regards to you. Let those people run their locations.

Speaker 7 (01:48:31):
It's because if they're like, hey, Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
We we need.

Speaker 6 (01:48:34):
You tonight, then something screwed up in the system. I'm
there to make things better or to help in a
desperate situation or with a large catering order, but I
can't be dependent upon operationally when we have twelve different
things at this point. So as much as I love
doing it, and I'll do it to fill my cup
and be stoked about life, if it's like, hey, three

(01:48:57):
stores need me tonight, that's not physically.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
Possible, and you're accessible from a customer standpoint regardless of
which location you're at.

Speaker 6 (01:49:03):
For sure, if you see your response, it's coming from me.
I respond to all the stuff online and that's a
big part of what I do as well.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Would you rather work in a morgue or in a
crime scene cleanup? Lindsey, I'll take.

Speaker 5 (01:49:15):
The crime scene cleanup because I like to clean. I
enjoy it. Cleaning things for me is satisfying, So I'll
take that over working with the dead bodies.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
Sorry, I have a piece of the Detroit pizza in
my mouth. Are good, right, It's amazing. Crime Scene cleanup
is not like wiping up a spill. You have to
completely remove floors, sections of walls. It's a whole other thing.

Speaker 5 (01:49:50):
But again, it could be satisfying, Like I've demolished rooms
before and that is satisfying. Like that could be better.
And I don't necessarily have to be the one too
if there are dead bodies, I don't necessarily have to
be the person to remove it dead bodies.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
I'm sure I have crime scene cleanup that's already done. Yeah, okay,
right right, but you might have to clean up I
don't know. Brain matter, that's fine, ils you wear. The
videos on TikTok are amazing of people that that's what
they show you the scene before, the best they can. Yeah,
and then the process. I mean they blur out stuff
that's not appropriate, but they're wearing full garb. Yeah yeah,

(01:50:27):
I mean they tell you, like the setup, like why
they're there, the person was there for five days, that
type of thing. Yeah, it's gnarly gimby. What would you
would you rather work a morg or crime scene cleanup? Rather?
They could rather go with the morgue. Man, It's I
think I feel like could be less messy.

Speaker 7 (01:50:44):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
I don't want to deal with all the blood and
the brain matter. And the rotting corpse that's been there
for you know, six months because he doesn't have any
family and his all of his juices has flowed into
the carpet and soaked it all up, and the adding
and stuff. I'm good. I'm good on that, you know.
Thank you. Mike's been part of the show for fifteen years.

(01:51:07):
Maybe it's love there, maybe more than that. And we've
covered in a ray of topics when he's on for
Willy Nilly, the only client we let do this and
never gets uncomfortable until today. You can see it on
his face.

Speaker 6 (01:51:19):
I was thinking about the smell, certainly. I'm thinking I
always think about it like three steps deep. First off,
you work out a mortgage, getting paid.

Speaker 7 (01:51:26):
Better, that's out the gate.

Speaker 6 (01:51:29):
I well, are we talking like a restoration company or
you're working for like the city and doing crime scene
cleanup and it gets.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
Evan contracted out? Now like crime scene cleanup is more
of like a remediation company. To your point, they work
on extreme damage to places and how to get them
back to looking normal. It's not I'm really good with Bleach.

Speaker 7 (01:51:51):
I would go mortgage, you're gonna just it would be chill.
It's there. You do things.

Speaker 6 (01:51:57):
There's no time cap. You're like, you just do what
you gotta do, or you get to just burn the
body too. A lot of the times, like people are
thinking about all this clearps just like hit a button
and we're done. So there's sounds significantly more chill than
being in a potent. And also most people came to
the end of their life naturally or some some normal situation.

(01:52:18):
You're seeing the worst of existence at crime scenes that
you're cleaning up. Unless you've got like some dateline fetish,
I want nothing to do with that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
Yeah, I like what you're saying. A crime scene cleanup,
you are seeing the results of someone's in some group
of people's worst day ever. And a morgue is not
a funeral home. That's really an in between. So that
feels like you're just you're just you know, project management
at that point exactly. And you're talking about working from
home morgue or working in the field. I like working

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from home. It feels like that's what I would do.
How about this? This is a good one. My wife
never gives hints towards gifts and says we don't need
anything around the house, or we shouldn't waste money on
each other, but then always buys me get a gift.
What are some good gift ideas I can get for

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her because I always get her expensive stuff I think
she'd like, but she barely uses. And I'm looking for
an answer besides the Andelini's Mystery Box that is available
at all Andalini's locations before.

Speaker 5 (01:53:22):
Crass Hmm, that I massagure that I was given on
the show is awesome. I love that and I use
it at least four times a week. And you can
get it off of Amazon or a gift card to

(01:53:44):
like home goods for the house, you know, that's always fun.
I could get lost in a store like that for
hours upon hours because they have everything I feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
I hear you say you can get lost in a
lot of stores, but okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:54:00):
I mean I do like the shop, especially for the home.

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
I don't know. Maybe a good vacuum cleaner might be fine,
or pots and pans, maybe irony board and iron. Yeah, yeah,
that's good on as serious. No, No, those are good gifts,
but I don't know. Maybe a fine find her favorite
bottle of wine. You want to get her something that
means something and that she likes, right, and you know

(01:54:24):
what's going to get used. So go out and get
her a case of her favorite wine if you want.
You know, that'd be a great gift outside of a
vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 6 (01:54:33):
Mike, I'll use my powers of husband in here. And
first off, your wife is saying don't spend a lot
of money, she's not saying don't spend a lot of thought.

Speaker 7 (01:54:42):
So listen more and really.

Speaker 6 (01:54:46):
Key into things that she's enjoying, and then go to
Etsy find something that's that she would have never said,
and show that level of appreciation. And then, more likely
than not, your wife is than the love languages, probably
not a gift person.

Speaker 7 (01:55:02):
You might be.

Speaker 6 (01:55:03):
Her love language might be quality time. So spend more
time with her listening closely if you want to see appreciation,
because you want to have your gift appreciated and you're
not getting after your expectations are not being met. But
go into that other realm of like listening and getting
something cheaper because she just doesn't want to have the
anxiety of spending too much money. And I think you'd
get a better result.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
Uh, I'm floored by questions like this. I understand some
people aren't good gift givers, So maybe he's not that.
How do you not know what your wife's can do?

Speaker 7 (01:55:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
How do you not know what your wife's inn do?
Does she read? Does she like massages? She like her
nails done? Does she like going on dates with you?
I don't think this is really hard. What's the thing
she has mentioned? She likes? Go? Do that, set up
a date night, get her hair done, lunch. I don't know.
I don't feel like this is that hard. People make

(01:55:52):
it much harder than sometimes. The smallest gifts are the
best gifts. Fresh socks without making it weird like with lace,
Lacey sucks. No, I'm just saying, like, buy pajamas, right.
Women love loungewear right right, but don't go over like
I got you loungewear, and then it's some weird lacey thing,
like they've got to act like they're twelve because you

(01:56:15):
want them to dress as a schoolgirl, which, if you
want to, you can get that sort of thing at
Patricia's for locations all over town, open for your pleasure,
even on Saturdays. All right. Mystery box available at Andelini's
a great way to get an extra gift for yourself
or for someone else.

Speaker 6 (01:56:33):
Your wife did not say she did not not want
the mystery box, and it's free when you get the
gift cards, so.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
We know she has the mystery box. And then you
guys celebrating twenty years coming up, think about Andelini's for
holiday parties, maybe an adventure. Having weddings are such a
big category for you guys. That was not on the
radar when you started all this, but it's been huge
for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:56:53):
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Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
You guys do alid you guys do a holiday gelato
like a Handy Caine sugar cookie.

Speaker 7 (01:57:07):
We had some new ones, but we did not go
down that road.

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
This is pasted chestnuts.

Speaker 7 (01:57:11):
That's that's viable. I could see that that would be good.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
Buckeyes one of those those candy buck eye things that
people do on the holidays.

Speaker 5 (01:57:19):
Yeah, see those are so good, peanut butter and chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
Yeah, yeah, you guys could do that though in the gelato,
if that's what you wanted. I my merry Christmas Mars.
All right, we're gonna take a break. We're giving away
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Speaker 2 (01:57:42):
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Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
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Mariah is on the phone. Hi, Mariah, how are you?

Speaker 3 (01:58:31):
I'm good?

Speaker 5 (01:58:32):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (01:58:32):
Mariah? What's an overlooked underrated everyday pleasure? I'm sorry the
phone cut out. We could not hear you. Mariah.

Speaker 7 (01:58:42):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:58:43):
Hand sanitizer, any hand sand or a specific kind?

Speaker 7 (01:58:50):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:58:51):
Any any hand sanitizer?

Speaker 1 (01:58:53):
Just because like people are nasty and there's germs like literally.

Speaker 5 (01:58:56):
Everywhere, and kids are nasty, Like.

Speaker 8 (01:58:59):
I just I love the answeritizer. I don't think people
appreciate it as much as they should.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
I love hand sanitizer, and I have a very specific
brand that I like and I have to buy it
on Amazon, and I came across it from my kid's pediatrician,
and it's the medical grade Mkisson Premium hand sanitizer. Huh

(01:59:25):
oh yeah, it doesn't dry your hands out, it's not
overly chemical. And if it's good enough for them, I
feel like it's good enough for me. So right on, girl,
we'll give me go ahead and tell him what she's
gonna get. Lensie off and overlooks the underrated pleasure of
releasing those massive mummy milkers at the end of the day.

(01:59:48):
Here's like Asa Miller elf I A, hey, you guys,
hang on the line, friends of Kim. You can get
your info and have a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:59:57):
All right, you guys too, appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
Yeah, handsand uh. Another one I thought of for underrated,
overlooked everyday pleasures getting all green lights.

Speaker 5 (02:00:09):
Oh my gosh, that is such a good feeling.

Speaker 7 (02:00:12):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 5 (02:00:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00:14):
Same, first drink of coffee in the morning, that first cup.
Your second cup does not taste the same. No, it
makes q rags so special because every cup is the
very first cup.

Speaker 5 (02:00:28):
Also, getting something stuck from your teeth.

Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
Feels real, real good good A booger you've been trying
to get rid of hees. Oh yeah, it's so good. Yeah.
When you're like what and then you blow your nose
and it gets loose, you're like, oh man, right, that's awesome.
Farting after everybody's left the car.

Speaker 7 (02:00:57):
These are all relief based.

Speaker 6 (02:00:59):
Yeah, so there's a lot in terms of defecation and yeah,
that is like when you get to really yeah, I'm
sure go to the bathroom when you've been in the
bus or the flight too long.

Speaker 7 (02:01:09):
All those are.

Speaker 1 (02:01:11):
When you've taken a nap, right and you think you've
been asleep so long and it's only been twenty minutes
and you feel refreshed. Yeah, just sleeping in your own bed.
If you've been like like on vacation, you know, haul
at you know, you're into hotel beds and you finally
get home and you crash in your own bed and
you're like, oh god, this is amazing. Yeah, being in

(02:01:32):
line to check out at the grocery store and the
person over seventy isn't writing a check right.

Speaker 6 (02:01:38):
When you're in the line at the grocery store and
you're like, this is gonna take forever, and then they're like, uh,
you were starting a new line.

Speaker 1 (02:01:44):
Right, you've been the chosen one, and you're like.

Speaker 6 (02:01:46):
Come over to this line and even though you're not
the next line, and you have this quandary and you're
look in front of it like they're not paying attention,
nor do they're like on their phone, like all.

Speaker 7 (02:01:55):
Right, I'll take it. I will take the life.

Speaker 1 (02:01:58):
Fust do you like a number count? You go to
like one, two, Okay, you're lost, and then go yes, yeah,
mine's like.

Speaker 6 (02:02:05):
Four, especially if she's chosen you like you've been chosen,
come and like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:02:14):
Yourself, me look around me. Okay, Wayne's world, I got
the past man, or you.

Speaker 7 (02:02:19):
Got just four items?

Speaker 6 (02:02:21):
And the person in front of he's like, well you
should go before me, and you're like, humanity is alive,
and well.

Speaker 1 (02:02:26):
Right this did you must have worked for you and
a stuff right, because this is so generous. I always
say no, I'm good, like what do I have to
be in a hurry for? And literally every time I've
done that, they're like, are you sure listen, I'm not.
I park in the very far back. I don't need
to be close. It's fine. It's such a dicky turns

(02:02:49):
down generosity. Fine, whatever that is literally like one of
the best insults you've ever given me. I'm okay with
that insult. Such a dick you turned down generosity? Yeah, okay, Yeah,
I guess it's definitely a way to look because when
people wave me through four way stops, I'm like, now,

(02:03:13):
you know, all the rest of the world's like fine bye, yeah,
because you're breaking the law. You're not allowed to direct traffic.
It's not okay. People getting recks all the time doing that.
They're breaking the law. I'm not. I'm just going because
they say it wasn't my turn. You When I tell
the officer, hey, was it your turn? No, they waved
me on, They're like, whm, turns down generosity? What a

(02:03:37):
jerky Put that on your headstone? Uh, Like I get
a vote. I'm not going to get a vote. What
goes on my headstone. I can pre plant it, but
people be people.

Speaker 6 (02:03:49):
If you buy it, yeah, high your likelihood that it
will not get changed.

Speaker 1 (02:03:55):
Right unless people are like he was such a jerk.
He's not getting what he wants because they don't print
it until it's ready, right. I don't think they make
headstones before you die.

Speaker 7 (02:04:06):
Yeah, they have your date of.

Speaker 1 (02:04:07):
Birth on there and then dash, and then the other
part stays blank until you finally kill.

Speaker 7 (02:04:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
Yeah, where do they store I got to pay to
store that too. You buy it when you buy your plot. Yeah,
and they put your plot in. Yeah, Like say you
picked out like a sixteen, Right, You're gonna live there
for the rest of your time. It's reserve. That's your plot.
I know it's reserved, but I didn't know it necessarily
needed a headstone to be considered reserved. No. No, it
just makes it look more official.

Speaker 6 (02:04:32):
I think that you can make sure that you're very
much in control of your post mortem.

Speaker 1 (02:04:38):
Yeah. I always thought when you see it not filled in,
like it's the other person that has it, like two
people are buried there. Sometimes sometimes that's the case.

Speaker 5 (02:04:47):
It's paid for.

Speaker 1 (02:04:49):
I don't like the idea of there being a headstone
in a cemetery for me and I'm walking around. That
feels I'm not a big manifestation guy.

Speaker 6 (02:05:02):
It's weird, I'll say, going to military cemeteries, because it's
not You don't choose the headstone.

Speaker 7 (02:05:09):
It's basically that white stone.

Speaker 6 (02:05:11):
So my dad's is on one side of my or
my mom's is on one side of my dad's is
like ready and rare to go for the flip side.
And then there's another person with my brother's same exact name,
so he'll go when we go to these cemeteries and
he sees his exact name on his headstone.

Speaker 7 (02:05:26):
That's that is tweaky to him and.

Speaker 6 (02:05:28):
To me it's like, yeah, yeah, there's a lot that
goes at the military cemetery that but it's here's the thing,
very well manicured cemetery.

Speaker 7 (02:05:35):
Oh yeah, you never have to worry about that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:37):
Yeah, is your dad's headstone filled in or is it blank?

Speaker 6 (02:05:42):
It's the We just know that it's the backside of moms.
And they'll and then they'll spin it around. But he
gets prime place game in.

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Congratulations, Uh, gimme what you learn today? I learned that
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I also learned that love doesn't feel right for Corbyn.
I'm sorry, man. I learned that I will gladly turn
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Some people call it being a dick. I call it

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