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to marry, bang and kill, all right.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Or what food item we'd like to mary, bang and kill.
Do that on a date like when you're getting to
know someone or maybe parents like a Well, y'all ruined
it for us. Y'all ruined the fun. We had it
all fun and Now somebody had to stand up and

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say something and ruined it. You know, we say that
a lot of times on the show. If he gets up,
I'll get up. It'll be anarchy. Right.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
Well, that's exactly what's happened because in the Colorado the
county that Colorado Springs, Colorado is in, they've decided to
stop letting paw prince be considered legal on marriage certificates,
ruining the fun huh.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
No.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
More officials there have said they will no longer accept
marriage certificates with paw prints as witnesses, joining at least
two other counties in the state.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Now, keep in mind, somebody fought for this. Somebody stood
up and was like, ahh contreer monfrere, this is my child,
this is my best.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Friend, and allowed it. And now they're like, hey, not
a good idea. The clerk and recorder, Steve no fun Schleiker,
says ink residue from paw prints damages office equipment and
raises concern about document validity. Existing certificates with paw prints

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will remain valid. Now, part of the question is is
it vas still valid?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
No? No, If it's not valid and you're questioning the
validity those that were done are not valid. Isn't the
point of a witness to be able to audibly say
something that they witnessed something happen, to appear in court
and say, yes, I witnessed this happening. Should that be needed?
You can't do that with a golden retriever. Yes, that's true,
or tabby cat whatevery paw print you to Yeah, no,

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that's true too.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
But if your friend died or your mom died that
witnessed it, they can't do it either. My point, it
don't matter.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
True, but they have an ability to find out that
was a real person and that real person has died
and no longer with it. That's true. You know they
have documentation on file for that. There's documentation of dogs,
jugsy Yeah, good call the vet. Yeah, papers, brabies. Some

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cities require you to be registered.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
Yeah, microchips.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't think that's a document. But I hear you.
I'm saying it don't matter. It don't matter who witnesses it,
don't matter who signs it. Never have I heard of
anybody being like, pull their marriage license.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Let's see if it's true. Ah, the witness isn't valid.
Now I know you need marriage licenses for certain things.
That's not the same thing. Never has anybody's marriage license
been questioned in validity.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Right, I was just looking to see what is the
point of a witness on a marriage license. The purpose
of a witness at a wedding is to confirm that
this marriage ceremony was conducted legally and to sign the marriage.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Here's where I'm out on this. I'm certified and registered
and licensed to marry people. Guess my training nothing, right,
I went and stood in line and signed a big
dannedlf book that they opened at the courthouse.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
So if I'm a witness to someone getting married, I'm signing,
how do I know that you've done all this or not?
You could tell me.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
That it's your job as the witness to assure right, right,
I'm just saying the whole process is kind of like
a sham. Well, listen to this, all right. These are
the reasonings why a legal validation witnesses confirm that the
couple entered the marriage willingly and that the officiant carried
out the job correctly. Now that makes sense. Let's say

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you go, well, hear me out. Now, Let's say you're
going through a divorce and your wife is like, I
didn't want to be married. I was forced into it,
blah blah blah. And that's where the witnesses would come
in and be like, nah, man. I mean I heard
her say, you know, all the word whatever. She did
it willingly. She wasn't coerced. It wasn't a shotgun wedding

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where she was held at gunpoint, so that I don't
think it's a shocking wedding. But I hear what you're saying.
What I'm saying, you know it that makes sense as
to why to have a witness, and have a human
witness as opposed to a dog.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
No, because then they're not going to just keep that
person in the marriage. What do you mean if that
person's like I.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Didn't want to get married, I was married against my will,
done another and I'd like, well, too bad, you signed
you have a witness. I think that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
I don't know you're telling me people are forced to
stay in marriages that go through the proceedings in a courtroom.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I've never been through that procedure before, you know, to
where the marriage has been questioned and you gotta have
the validity behind it. But I imagine if you know,
you're saying, well, this bitch over he's saying one thing,
and you and your two other three other witnesses or whatever,
however many there is, are, you know, all on the
you know, same side of it, Like, no, she was
totally willing to. I think that, you know, the judge

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would have you know some like all right, well these
three are saying one thing, you're saying another. I gotta
go with three, the two witnesses and the groom in
this case.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Well, and nowadays, they don't just give out a divorce.
You have to go through steps like there's counseling and
you have there.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
No counsel with divorces. They just hand them out. They
give them out. That's my point. That's what I'm saying.
They're not gonna make you stay married.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
I thought that that he made it. They there, or
maybe they're trying to pass the law to make it tougher.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
No, if you don't want to be married to somebody,
you can't be forced to. That's that's so crazy to
think about. Much less a Paul print or my friend.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Steve signed it does not make a difference. So only
about half off of the US states require witnesses for
marriage ceremonies. Some states, like Texas, do not require witnesses.
Other states like Colorado, Wisconsin, and the District of Columbia
and parts of Pennsylvania allow couples to self solemnize their marriage,

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meaning they don't need a marriage license or an officiant.
You can just get some hopeless guy on the street
and be like, do you yeah, do you great? Congratulations
you're married. They're pretty much doing that anyway, That's what
I'm saying. Yeah, the whole process of like is it
done legally? There's not one legal thing I'm told I
have to say when I marry somebody. No.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
No, you can write your own vowels.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes. Yeah, there's no parameters of a being legal.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
I have to be registered with the county, you have
to get a marriage license, all just formalities. A marriage
can be illegal for a number of res including age
in the United States feels fair. The minimum age to
marry is set by each state, but is usually eighteen
years old. Miners under this age typically need parental consent

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to marry.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Mental capacity sure. Both parties must be mentally competent to
enter into a marriage contract. This means that they must
understand what they're doing and not be under the influence
of drovol Again to my point, incest marrying a close
relative such as a sibling or a parent knowingly right, right,

(11:38):
I didn't know we were cousins until the twenty three
and meter it's too late, a kit, We're all cousins
on this planet. Fraud, providing false information or deceiving the
other parties. And coercion, please, forcing someone to marry against
their will. Those all make sense, and those all make
good reasons. Why to have a witness? You know none
of those will? A witness does safeguard you from any

(12:01):
of those? What do you mean? How many times have
you been a best man? Once? Okay? Did you sign
the papers? No? There were other witnesses? Okay. Have you
ever been a witness to a usually the best man,
our best? Does it?

Speaker 7 (12:19):
Have you ever been a witness to a wedding in
terms of the paperwork?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
No? Okay? Have you ever drank at a wedding? Yes?
How like a lot? Usually? Right? Yeah? How do you
know if they're intoxicated? Do you go? Do you do
an eye check? You don't. There have been some weddings
I've been to and been like I don't know how
he's standing up there or how she's standing up there.

(12:47):
But here's here's here. I think this is where I'm
where I'm at on this one. So let's say you
got a retarded woman and some guy like wants to
take advantage of this woman with you know, severe mental inabilities,
and because he wants he wants the check, he wants
the monthly check, right, and so people with severe mental

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they get disability disability checks. Yeah, so he wants he
wants that disability check, right. Okayse I guarantee money, right,
So is it a lot? I don't know. I'm just
trying to figure out my wife should be getting a check.
I'll google that one later. But see what I'm saying
is like it's like, okay, so you got the witnesses
that are like, no, yes, this young retarded woman really

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wants to be with this guy. They are truly in love.
You know. That's where that witness would come into play.
When that when the dad of the retarded woman is like, hey,
Tommy over here, he's pretty shady, and I think he
duped my little girl into making a decision that she
wasn't of sound mind to do so with you know,

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but you know he got the other wayness is like, no,
we talked to Tammy Anne. She's fine, she wants she
knows what she's doing. Well, Okay, Then so the witness
has more power than the guardian or the parent, I
would imagine. So no, because sign the paper sign This
is my point.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
It's not up to the witness to be the police.
It means nothing whether a dog signs it or George.
They're gonna let you out of a marriage if you want.
They're not gonna force you to stay in it because
a dog did or did not paw printed, by the way,

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bringing your dog up, by the way, they put their
hand on the eat pad in this such a funny
thing but probably makes adorable photos and Instagram reels.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
He probably got a lot of likes, right.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
And he was probably the ring bear as well.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Oh for sure. And then ran around. They're like, that's
so cute. He's been his friend for a long time.
He'll be dead in two years, but it's fine because
dogs live about thirteen years. Uh yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
The whole idea of a dog being the okay or
not okay, by the way, I'm sure this is the
big problem in that County.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh yeah, we got to address this. Yeah yeah, Homeless,
we'll get to that. Yeah yeah. Infrastructu Yeah yeah, we'll
get to that. Yeah yeah. Road yeah yeah yeah. Graffiti
yeah ope, a problem yeah yeah yeah. But we get this.
This is what I promised. Myka in statue wins that
mushrooms bushrooms. Right, all right, we gotta take a break.
We'll be back.

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Speaker 6 (16:28):
Man tells police he is a professional drinker following multi
vehicle crash. This happens in wheat Ridge, Colorado, according to police.
In wheat Ridge, officers arrived at the scene of the
December fourth crash and asked the driver how many drinks
he had. The man said he had probably ten drinks,

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and then also told the officer he was a professional. Hey, hey, hey,
I'm going to tell you right now, I'm a professional drinker.
The driver said in the video. Well, oh okay, all right,
I got you, the officer responded. The officer then placed
the man in handcuffs, who appeared to comply. Police set

(17:09):
a breathalyzer test showed the driver had a blood alcohol
level of zero point three two six, over four times
the legal limit. Official said no one was injured in
the crash, thankfully, and the driver's name was not released.
The video is up on our Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
What would it take to you have to get paid
to drink? Right? Yeah, to be a professional, I would think, yeah,
go on tour. Yeah, do it as some sort of
league drinking league. I guess, okay, maybe, okay, there has
to be a competition in there involved somehow. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
I would think to be a professional drinker, you would
have to be able to not get sick, mix, be
able to mix your alcohol and not get sick.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
I don't know, like if you're a professional athlete. You
get injured, that doesn't make you not a professional athlete. True,
So I don't know if getting sick that seems like
part of the bag.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Right, But there's a competition and they get paid for it,
and I don't know.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
I mean, some professional comics aren't competitions and don't get paid.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Whether they're not professionals, then I don't know. You at
least have to get paid at least. Okay, I'm willing
to give you that. I'm willing to submit that. That
is for sure a stipulation. Competition maybe not so much,
but you at least have to get paid if you're
doing what you're doing. Yeah, I don't know. Okay.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
By saying he's a professional is like saying I'm a
function a functioning alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Well, you don't say I'm a functioning athlete, right. Man
breaks into school and steals Christmas gifts. This comes out
of Georgia, where a thirty five year old guy by
the name of Aaron Johnson broke into to the Wacona
Elementary School over the weekend. Well inside, he found several

(19:04):
Christmas presents that were wrapped. He opened him up, he
found himself a coach bag and a guitar. He was
even caught on camera holding these stolen items. They also
found some Christmas cards and opened those up and stole
what was inside those. All these presents were donated by
community members and staff and families and teachers for the

(19:26):
kids at the school, and some of the gifts included
board games and books and blankets and such. So he
high tels it out of there. Police get a wind
of the burglaring and they issued several felony warrants. They
searched for him throughout the weekend. They finally caught up
with them last night. They arrested him for felony second

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degree burglary, probation violation, and possession of tools for the
commission of a crime. The school district says because of
his arrest, all the stolen goods were recovered in these
kids can have a merry Christmas.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
Stealing from kids, you're a special kind of dumb ass, yes,
doing it at Christmas, woolf And.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
If those kids have cancer own.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
Right, that's the only thing missage right, right. Man arrested
for discoloring pools via drone. Finally get to the bottom
of all this. There's been a drone related incident in
New Jersey and the Atlantic City, and an Atlantic City
man has been charged with criminal mischief and conspiracy after
using a drone to mess with the color of local pools.

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Prosecutors say Anthony as much as wauch As Spina drop
die packets from drones to turn pool water greenish yellow.
They say the thirty one year old did it to
residential pools, commercial pools, and did thousands of dollars of
damage to a pool in a condo complex.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah. People, when you can do it at home, they
get quite mischievous. Well yeah, you start with drones and
then the next thing, you know, it's what tannamite yep,
dynamite yep, something might dolomite. Dolomite. Wait a minute, is
that the weird veggie thing? No, that's vegemite. Dolomite was

(21:19):
like a black actor singer back in the day. Okay, yeah, yeah,
I don't remember. Edam Murphy just did that movie. Dolomite
is my name? Yep. I feel like it's a food too. Yeah, Okay,
I don't know what I'm talking about. Surce. All right,

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we're gonna take a break and we'll be back.

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Speaker 1 (22:01):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
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Speaker 7 (22:18):
Messia is gonna get his own TV show cartoon animated
cartoon show on Disney Plus.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Yeah, of course, good for him. But name another sole
like sports.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Star that got their I can only think of two
sports star that got their own television show. I can
think of a couple others, but they didn't really resonate.
I think Bo Jackson had one for a little bit.
I think Deon Sanders had one for like a little bit.
But the only two that I can think of is
Haul Cogan and Michael Jordan. Those are the only two

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that I can think of.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
And I don't remember him really like resonating, right, Can
you guys think of any A lot of them appeared
on a show called Superstars in the mid nineties, but
not their own TV show.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Now that they appeared, and obviously.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
Yes, I would say Scottie Pippen appeared.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Reality shows about the lives of athletes, So that would work,
That would be fine, yes, but like a an animated series, no, no,
if we're going for just strictly animation and.

Speaker 7 (23:36):
It's supposed to air on Disney Plus. But that's really it,
mister t okay. Oh, come on, we're thinking of we're
missing a massive one massive.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
The Harlem Globe. Yes, yeah, they are the biggest one
for sure. Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson in
the nineteen ninety one Saturday Morning cartoon Tune Pro Stars.
These three sports stars appeared in live action as a
fictional superhero characters. The show featured the athletes working together

(24:10):
to respond to emergencies around the world.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
Lebron James was in the remake of Space.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
James by him, Yeah, Like he was the one behind that,
so it's a little different. And he wasn't animated in that.
It was really him, right, we're.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Talking like a cartoon effigy of them about them like
Tom Brady and the Family Guy doesn't count, right, an
appearance in yeah, an animated series, not a thing.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
By the way, Simpson's thirty five years. They're doing a
double Christmas episode on Disney Plus. In one of the episodes,
Homer goes under hypnosis to believe he's Santa okay, and
the other one, Ned Flanders has a spiritual.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Was like a dilemma, okay, questioning his faith. I haven't
watched The Simpsons in forever.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
That's fine, but thirty five years is pretty impressive.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Impressive, Yes, when we weren't big fans of the big
bank there and that was on a long time. Yeah, right,
But sports figures getting television shows.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
I mean that just shows the power. Not even Christiano
Ronaldo has one, right, Yeah, and he's massive. Beckham never
got Beckham never got one, right, Connor McGregor, And I mean,
do you think of like big sports people.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
That's like a dip, that's of that level. It's even
you know more top r Tyson got his own video. Yes,
that's about as close as I could get to. Yeah.
I feel like that wasn't him though. It was more like, right,
you're gonna get paid because you got to support your
co cabin right, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Look like him?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Okay, Odd, how Logan Paul and hit that him and
that fight kind of looked very similar to the fight
of him and that happened in the thanks. All right,
let's see what Lizzie ask for. Balls to the wall Sports.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Jean Robinson and the Atlanta Falcons knocked off the Las
Vegas Raiders fifteen to nine on Monday Night football at
Allegiance Stadium. Robinson had twenty two carries for one hundred
and twenty five yards to help the Falcons put an
end to their four game losing streak. Kirk Cousins completed
eleven of seventeen passes for one hundred and twelve yards,

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one touchdown and an interception. Drake London finished with three
receptions for fifty three yards and a touchdown as the
Falcons improved to seven and seven. Las Vegas QB Desmond
Ritter went twenty three of thirty nine for two hundred
and eight yards, one touchdown and two interceptions in the
lose effort. The Raiders have lost ten straight games to

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fall to two and twelve.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
They went from the Falcons went from being like the
team to like not, and the Raiders have this like
new resurgence with Desmond Ritter as the quarterback. Now, maybe
Desmond had like it wasn't a good game, so I
don't want to say he had a good game, but
it did come down. It was a close game, and
it came down to the Hail Mary at the very
end right from Desmond Ridter. But for two Monday Night games, yeah,

(27:32):
they both sucked.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
Yeah. Vikings extended their winning streak to seven games after
taking down the Bears thirty to twelve on Monday Night
football at the US Bank Stadium. Sam Darnold completed twenty
four of his forty pass attempts for two hundred and
thirty one yards, a touchdown, and an interception. Aaron Jones
and Cam Akers each found the end zone with a

(27:53):
rushing touchdown. Justin Jefferson caught seven passes for seventy three
yards and a score. Minnesota is now tied with the
Detroit atop the NFC North at twelve and two. Caleb
Williams completed eighteen of thirty one for one hundred and
ninety one yards in a touchdown. DeAndre Swift led the
Bears in rushing with the seventy nine yards on nineteen carries.

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Keenan Allen caught six passes for eighty two yards in
a touchdown. Chicago is now last in the division at
four and ten.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
Yeah, the idea that the Vikings are tied with the Lions,
and everybody's graving about the Lions is wild. The Vikings
might be the silent killer. They might be the one
that nobody expects and they go out and just dominate.
By the way, Sam Donald wasn't supposed to be the starter,
and he's a starter. Let's go through our wrap our
picks up real quick. Yeah, Lindsay went three and oh.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Woo, settle down, gotta be excited about something.

Speaker 7 (28:51):
And then Gimpi went two and one and I went
two and one, So that changes the overall for the record.
Takes Lindsay to thirty and fifteen, takes me to thirty
one and fourteen, and takes Gimpy to thirty three and twelve.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I am the greatest picker of her so far. So far,
it's not over. Uh, keep picking the forty nine ers, bro.
I'm going to stand by my team no matter how
much they suck, even if it costs you your reign.
What you're supposed to do, Lindsey, you stand by your team.
I agree with that, except when we're wagering. What are

(29:39):
we wagering? Well, pride, honor, character, stand by your team regardless.
That's your team, You're supposed to stay by your main regardless.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
Listen, if unless it's somebody like blood, No, those numbers
would be a lot higher for me if I didn't
stand by my team knowing how they're doing this year.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
You're speaking hypothetical. You're speaking speaking a hypothetically, just saying
if when you have a team, you're supposed to stand
by them regardless. So if I would have pulled a
Lindsay and went with the other team because I knew
they were going to win, and not stand by my
team and be loyally dedicated, Listen.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
I said before, I'm still rooting for him to win.
I just know that they're not going to That's why
I chose Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
And that's my point. I know there's times that the
Niners weren't gonna make it, but I stand by my
team because that's my team, and therefore I'm going to
pick them any way, knowing I'm picking a loser. I'm
knowing I'm picking a loser. But those numbers would have
been a lot higher if I would have gone to
the other side.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
I love a good spin to make yourself sound smart
for picking a loser. I'm just saying I'm loyally loyal
matter at the end, absolutely, but the bragging rights for
this little thing will I'll still be on top much.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Well, I don't think that's true. One years all, I'm
just saying, right, somebody's get a little big for their
breeches jealous. Yes, my dominating record across the board on everything. Finally,
in forty two years of life, he gets to say.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
This, and that's your Balls of the Wall Sports. I'm
Lindsay on ninety seven five cam.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six, oh K M O D. Can also
text BMMS and then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five, Good morning Lindsay.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Good morning Corbyn. You want to see Lincoln Park at
the Bok Center on April twenty eighth. Sign up to
win your way there on the website that rockskmod dot com.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Good morning, Gibbie, Well, good morning Corbin. You got today
and tomorrow to get qualified for Shiner Holiday Year. That's
when you listen for a rocked up, jacked up Christmas song.
You call in get your self six pack Shiner Holiday
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and then you qualify for the grand prize, a two
thousand dollars gift car for Moody's Jewelry. We'll be picking
that winner on Thursday.

Speaker 7 (32:10):
So I have something I've been mining for like maybe
six months and just finding. I come across a video
online and the title is just fascinating to me because
of its oddity or because someone thought this was worth
watching or making. And so these are all real video titles,

(32:31):
and you'll tell me if you have interest in watching these. Okay,
the Old Country Buffet carving station is the worst place
to make conversation.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I'm for it. That is the That is a real
video that exists online.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Okay, Yeah, I kind of find it interesting.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I want to know what they're talking about.

Speaker 7 (32:51):
Yeah, I don't even know where there is an Old
Country Buffet, and two didn't know they had a carving
station carving station ultimately, and who are the conversations with
people waiting in line for their cut of prime reb
That's what I'm thinking, or the guy who's cutting it right, Probably.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Combination of the two more than likely, as you know,
waiting in line, though, I think I'm interested.

Speaker 7 (33:14):
Though I visited the world's largest open air crack market.
These are real videos, these exist online.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
Pass I watch it.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I would probably watch that again. I didn't watch any
of these crackheads in action, man, I didn't. I mean,
is there a sign? What do the trip Advisor reviews
look like? I met Haiti's most wanted gang leader?

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Yeah, i'd watch.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
How do they find them if they're the most wanted? Right? Yeah?
I think I'm out on that one.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
I think I'm out too. I don't want to owe
you a favor. My rock paper says robot never loses.
It's a real video that someone took the time to make,
edit and post online.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'd watch it. I want to see if he loses.
You're hoping for him to lose. Even though he say
he never loses, you're still hoping for it. You watch
the whole three minute video in hopes that one time
he loses.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
Yeah, because I want to see how often he changes up.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
I maybe should have put the time duration of these
to find out, because I don't remember if that would like,
what if it's seven ten and then it's long and
is it a robot or is it a screen? Right
that just because the robot, there's no way it's going
to do that fast enough. Maybe one of those Boston

(34:46):
Mechanics or whatever those companies are that's making some high
end robots. Robot Yeah, what it's like flying a North
Korean airline? Someone sat around and went, you know what,
I bet a lot of people in the world would
like to know what it's like to fly a North

(35:07):
Korean airline.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Sounds miserable out, I mean, I don't know. They probably
have to stand. There's like a global standard. It's not
like they're keeping you with next to the goat. Right.

Speaker 7 (35:21):
Yeah, how nomads in Siberia shower and spend their Sundays
at minus eighty four degrees fahrenheit.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I'm for it. It's a real video.

Speaker 7 (35:34):
Not only did you not know no mads were in Siberia,
you also might be curious about how they shower and
spind their not mondays. Right, Sundays then minus eighty four
degrees weather for that fat doing nothing?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Curious? Are they inside or outside when they're showering? I
mean they're nomads, so are they bumming a couch exactly?
Or are they just finding a frozen river somewheres that's
got a little bit of water to it? How many
times do you have to move to be considered a nomad.
I think you gotta constantly be on the moone. Yeah,
so once you stop, and how long do you are

(36:12):
you stopping? Stop for the day, and then you pick
up the next day and keep on moving.

Speaker 7 (36:16):
I thought nomads were more like temporary. I thought nomad's like, oh,
I'm here for a while, and then they move on.
There is no home. They have temporary arrangement, not even arrangements.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
They're like, I'm gonna go to be a whale fisherman,
and then they go and work on an oil rig
and then they go and live in a community of
hippies in Palm Springs, a person or group of people
who move from place to place rather than settling in
one area. So you stay there, you do your thing
for a couple of days and then on to the next.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
One or I think a couple of weeks, even months,
I think would suffice.

Speaker 7 (36:51):
Yeah, okay, so it sounds like it's pretty broad. Why
use toyotas and hondas are so expensive.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Out on that one?

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Really?

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Yeah? I don't know a bit interested.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I mean, I understand economics, so no, I don't need
to watch what happens inside the worst rated Russian bathhouse.
These are real videos that I have found online. I'm
for it.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Yeah, I'm a little interested.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'm not.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
I'm quite I know what the cliche is. I'm good.
Did By the way, did everybody hear tip gimpee typing?

Speaker 6 (37:39):
Yeah, he's already hooking.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Absolutely China Utopia or dystopia. I investigated it. I investigated.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I'm good on that. I don't care.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
I'm not going. It doesn't matter if it's a utopia,
I'm not going. This one's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
If you're living paycheck to paycheck, watch this. Yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
I feel like I see this headline almost every day online,
like come scrolling up on Facebook or TikTok wherever, and
I haven't clicked on it yet.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
So no, I'm not. Because the secrets don't lie in
YouTube videos. You're not going to find something that's going
to be like that's it. That's the thing I've been
messing up on.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Right, Maybe you are. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
I survived a nightmare in Italy's number one tourist trap.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
I got to know what it is. How else am
I going to know what it is to avoid it?
At any point in time? When I go to Italy,
I'm going to pass. Oh. I want to know what
the trap?

Speaker 7 (38:47):
I won't regardless of me going there or going again,
or I want to know is what is it?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Is it a common thing?

Speaker 7 (38:53):
Or is it you know where they take you and
you have to eat a cobra heart?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I don't right?

Speaker 7 (39:01):
Twenty minute guided meditation for financial stress.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Lindsay, yeh, twenty minutes out? Why do I want to
watch a video to get financial stress? Right?

Speaker 7 (39:16):
I would want meditation to relieve financial stress? And are
you telling me to think about money? I don't even know. No,
and I'm agree twenty minutes is a long time. Here's
another one. These are videos I found, real videos I
found online. Use strategic thinking to create the life you want?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Say that one again. Use strategic thinking to create the
life you want? Lindsay, no, No, I've created a life
I want without strategic thinking. So well, I would argue
that is to intentionally not do strategic that is a strategy. Yeah,
I don't know. Another one.

Speaker 7 (40:00):
American Fast Food took over Kuwait and made it made
its people obese. It's a real video that exists online.
America Fast Food took over Kuwait and made its people obese.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
No, I would. I would just to see other people
getting fatter. How obese? Are we talking? Right? Are we talking,
mama junobese? Are we talking? Just normal?

Speaker 7 (40:26):
Because you can, you know, be five to eight way
to something, right, have zero percent body fat and be
considered obese.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Right because you're height and whatnot. You're height and weight.
This in comparison, only seventy people a day can eat
this ten dollars. Michelin star Ramen. I want to, man,
know what makes it so fancy?

Speaker 6 (40:48):
I'm in yeah, I want to I want to know.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I mean, it's ten bucks.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
It just someone was like somebody of financial By the way,
Michelin is tire company who created restaurant accolades so people
would drive to these restaurants, kind of like the Macy's Day.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Parade, right, so people would go to Macy's. I don't
know Ramen's fine, right, I don't consider Ramen one of
the most elite dishes in the world. That could be good.
And when you hear Ramen, though, you always think of
the you know, ten cent the package, cheap ass, you know,
smack Ramens that you get at the store. You know,

(41:29):
they have restaurants dedicated to that style of food. And
there's a lot of them arale here, you know, so
you're not getting that you know, Smack Raymond that you
would get at the grocery store.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
Yeah, it's soup with noodles, I mean chicken and noodles.
Has my fiance has no savings at forty three? Should
we get married? This is a video that exists online.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I'm good. I don't need your drama. I mean you can.
Maybe you're smart with your money and you enjoy every
bit of it. And you're like, why am I going
to save money for what?

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Can't take it with me?

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Even if you say how much money are you saving
in case I get you know, for later in life?
You mean, if you get sick, you're not going to
save enough money?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Right? Should you need medical assistance in a hospital? Not
nearly enough? Well, if I get cancer, you don't have
enough money. And if you have that much money, you
should try to enjoy it while you have it. Right.
Another one? What if the universe is math? This is
a real video that exists online. Pass I'm good. Yeah,

(42:34):
as someone who likes math and likes learning about space,
no sounds boring.

Speaker 7 (42:42):
Here's another one, why you should stop listening to Get
Rich Quick gurus? Why you should stop listening to Get
rich Quick gurus?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Pass? Yeah, I'm good?

Speaker 7 (42:53):
Uh No, I know they're Charlton's. I don't need a video.
We have to watch an ad for some sort of
drug to tell me that why craft Work are more
influential than the Beatles?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Pass craft Work I'm imagining as a band.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Now apparently very influential. Gimpie yep Sonya explains wine label
red flags.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
I might watch that one.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Nope, don't care. No, I'll drink whatever you want exactly
who cares? This person's a douchebag. That's it.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
They don't know any more than anyone else. Does it
taste good? Full stop? Is all you should be worried
about when you're drinking wine. The legendary Chinese dumplings served
in an anti's living room. That's a video someone took
the time to make and edit and put online. You
watch it a lindsay no out?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I am? I mean Chinese dumplings are delicious? And if
why and our anties right? Why not your uncle's house?
Why not your aunts? Right?

Speaker 7 (44:00):
Understood the difference between antie and aunt. It's crazy to
me the depths of titles that are out there for
videos and that people will make it is endless. It
is impossible to watch all of them. You never no
one will ever watch every video online. No, no, it's
you can find a video for everything. And now we
live in a world where people see it. If it's online,

(44:21):
they believe it.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Oh yeah, sure.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
And if they believe that it's the best, the best
ramin at ten dollars, they're like, well, it's the best dramen.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Good morning, It's the big Mad Morning Show. Six key mode.
You can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to A two nine four five. Let's play
a game. We got tickets to the PBR. The PBR
is January twenty fourth through the twenty fifth at the
Bok Center.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
Tickets available bokcenter dot com. We're gonna play sing sing
Let's get a lesson in humble gimbi.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
What's the current record? Well, we'll go over predictions of
what we said we were gonna do at the beginning
of the year, and I'll give you the record. Okay,
So I said I was gonna do fifteen and I
have sixteen as it stands. Uh, Corbyn, you said you
were going to get twelve and you're at nine. And
then Lindsay says she's gonna get eleven and she is
after twelve.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
So Lindsay's the only one that has exceeded her number
at last week's winner, I have I thought you said.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
No, I said fifteen and I got sixteen. So and
last week's winter was me putting me over my goal.

Speaker 7 (45:46):
Uh So to be Lindsay and Corbyn at nine one
eight four six Oh kmo D nine one eight four
six oh K m O D call up, decide who's
gonna be your clue giver. Whoever gets the most ride
is gonna win the tickets to the PBR January twenty
fourth and twenty fifth at the Bok Sinner.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Chris? Chris?
How are you today? Good Chris? Who do you want
to give clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Corbyn? Chris?

Speaker 7 (46:11):
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
This is the term you use when you are near radiation.
A Geiger counter decides if something is radioactive.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
Fred Durst's band about Moving On Driving has the words
yeah in it. Yes, Yes, Billy Joe Armstrong and he's
singing about a street fat Nope, at night you sleep?

(47:03):
You have what the opposite of a nightmare? You would
be a.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yes, another name for a fancy street, an avenue, boulevard. Correct,
you've got boulevard. There you go, sir. This is Lauren
Hill and her band and Yes and their most famous
song opposite of hard time Time Time Time.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
Time three is what we got Chris might be good
enough for the win for PBR tickets.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Hang on the line, Okay, okay, good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name, Amy, Amy, You've got
a big three. Here we go.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
Okay. She was one of the first ever judges on
American Idol with Simon Cowell. She was a dancer. She
sang opposite no, she sang opposites attract yes and uh,

(48:09):
the opposite of down.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
Yes, yes, lost No, she did not say the opposite
of found down down.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
The sorry uh huh and if it's uh, the opposite
of crooked.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Straight yes, straight up?

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Now tell me, do you really want to love me forever?
Just the first two words straight up? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Okay. This is Fergie and her band and this is
the song. Uh yes, and oh boy, lumps rhymes with
the lumps, not not yours. You want.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Time time time time one is what you've got and
that's not good enough for the win girl. Thank you
so much for playing. Congratulations Chris, you're getting those tickets
to the PBR and uh you uh head on the line,
so get big and get your info. Okay, good job, sir.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
Yeah, lumps would be part of the chorus, so you
can't use that word. Yeah, when you are in high
school and you're grinding on a girl in your parents' basement,
you will be dry.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
Humpy.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Camels have these that's a good one too, a song
about what camels have. Yes, that's that's much more efficient.
Give people. Now we know why you have sixteen yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
And then this is the one that I ended on.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Yeah, i'd probably just what I had to sing it,
strumming my pain with his fingers, Yeah, yeah, singing my life.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
With his word.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Okay, Gimby, do you have anything to add to that? Yeah?
A song that was originally done by ROBERTA Flag and
then this Gal's Lauren Hill's band covered it early nineties.
Probably their most popular song, You're Blanking Blank Smalls trying
to get him to, you know, say fill it in
by killing me. You're killing me, Smalls, you know what

(50:33):
I mean? And then all right, so they got killing me.
And then what's the opposite of hardly? Yeah, softly? Okay?
Record now, well that keeps me winning this year with
sixteen moves Corbin to finish with double digits with tin
he's lazy. Good morning, it's the big Man morning shown

(51:01):
four six zero kmod You can also text bmms and
then which you want to say to eight two nine
four five? See what get your eyes in is four
by four? Well. Alvina says here that a Russian general
was killed in Moscow. A Russian general in charge of
nuclear forces is dead, killed by a bomb hidden in

(51:25):
an electric scooter. Sure it was an accident like a
lime or one of those bird scooters or whatever. Lieutenant
General Igork was blown up in the streets of Moscow. Uh,
I guess this morning? Uh? And an explosion that reportedly
destroyed several cars, that damaged the first four floors of

(51:47):
an apartment building. Crell h. That isn't like, by the way,
that's not like a malfunction in the equipment. It destroyed
the first four floors. That means he was a target
that was meant to do destruction. Yes. Yes, he has
been charged by Ukrainian prosecutors Monday with using banned chemical
weapons in Ukraine.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
Oh and they have video footage of it. Two that's
already out there online. All right, Yeah, shows them walking out.
It was like right by the side of the road,
They're going to get in the car.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
And they're dead. Dang. So he wasn't getting on the scooter.
It was like part of the shooter. Got it, got it? See.
I read that, and I was like, maybe he wanted
to go for a little ride, a little jaunt around
Moscow and you know, hops on his as the kaboo. Wow. Uh.
Still not much known about the reported Jerones. Drones and

(52:44):
mysterious lights have been reported in several states, including Jersey,
New York, Connecticut, California, and Oregon. Yesterday, Homeland Security Secretary
Alejandro Majorcus said that more personal and technology will personnel
ANTI will be used to help New Jersey state police
address the sightings. Last week, the White House said there's

(53:05):
no evidence of the drones that pose a national security
or public safety threat. TikTok asks the Supreme Court for help.
TikTok is asking the Supreme Court to block a law
that could ban the video app. The law, which requires
the Chinese owned platform to be sold or shut down,
goes into effect January nineteenth. Dicky Ducky on Monday petitioned

(53:27):
the High Court to stop the law, arguing it violates
the company's First Amendment free speech rights. The app has
around one hundred and seventy million users in the US.
And then lastly here Tulsa Health Department named a winner
of the State of Oklahoma's Top Workplaces twenty twenty four
Award Congratulations THHD. The Oklahoma named the Tulsa Health Department

(53:48):
in one of the top workplaces of twenty twenty four.
This was decided by a confidential, third party employee survey
that measured employee experience. The Tulsa Health Department and invested
in employee development following an eight point three million dollar
public health infrastructure grant from the CDC in twenty twenty two.

(54:09):
This investment included wellness programs and training.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
Justin Jefferson gave Randy Moss a shout out after catching
a seven yard touchdown pass in the first quarter last night.
Looking into the ESPN camera and shouting, we love you, Randy,
that's for you. Randy Moss announced on Friday that he
had undergone a six hour surgery to remove a cancerous
mass from his vial duct after earlier having a stint

(54:46):
placed in his liver. He said he was hospitalized for
six days and would be undergoing radiation and chemotherapy treatment
while taking a leave from his role as an analyst
on ESPN Sunday NFL Countdown. Three time Super Bowl champion
Patrick Mahomes is dealing with an injury. With three weeks
remaining in the regular season. ESPN is reporting that Kansas

(55:08):
City Chiefs quarterback suffered a high ankle sprain during the
team's win over the Cleveland Browns on Sunday. Mahomes left
the game during the fourth quarter after being hit while
throwing an incomplete pass. The Chiefs will evaluate him throughout
the week to determine his chances to play against the
Houston Texans on Saturday.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
So if you watched the Netflix Special Quarterbacks the first season,
he was one of them, and you got to see
some of the off season stuff that he does and
the guy that trains him in the off season put
out a tweet yesterday and to the I'm gonna paraphrase,
but something to the effect of, you're all about to

(55:47):
find out what we do in the off season, and
people they say that because of what he does in
the off season makes him able to play with high
ankle sprains and can deal with some of these problems lumps,
And then he posted a video of like what they
do in the offseason training, It's pretty insane.

Speaker 6 (56:05):
Was this the same ankle?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I'm not sure I'm gonna go with yes.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
The Detroit Lions are losing several players for the rest
of the season due to injuries, including running back David Montgomery.
Montgomery will be sidelined for the rest of the season
with a sprained MCL. He ends the season with seven
hundred and seventy five rushing yards and a team high
twelve rushing touchdowns. The Lions also lost three other players

(56:33):
for the rest of the season. Defensive tackle Ali McNeil
is out with a torn ACL, cornerback Carlton Davis the
third has a fractured jaw.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
A fractured jaw.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
And cornerback Khalil Dorsey has an ankle injury. The twelve
twelve and two. Lions visit the Chicago Bears on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
And they're only a four point favorite.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Forty nine Ers are suspending linebacker Devondre Campbell for their
final games for conduct detrimental to the team. Campbell refused
to enter the team's game last week walked off the
field while the game was still being played. The Niners
had signed the thirty one year old to a one year,
five million dollar contract back in March. He was signed

(57:16):
to fill in for injured starter Dray green Law, who
made his season debut last Thursday night. The suspension means
he will not be paid for the final three weeks.
Campbell finishes the season with seventy nine tackles.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
I mean, that makes sense. You definitely want to send
a message. But also, hadn't he already decided.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
That he was done? Right?

Speaker 6 (57:37):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (57:38):
Yeah, he had already decided that he wasn't going to
be a part of it anymore. And he's and he'd
I mean, he's pretty much near the end of his career.
Eight years. It's a long time, yeah, And his first
year was San Francisco and his last, so it wasn't
like he was in what I'm saying is it's not

(57:58):
like he was invested that much into the team.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
Another NFL legend could be making his way to the
college sidelines. According to ESPN, Sacramento State has met with
former NFL quarterback Mike Vick about its open head coaching position.
President Luke Wood said that vic has expressed interest in
the position. The university plans to move up to the FBS,

(58:22):
is building a new stadium, and has over fifty million
dollars in NIL funds. VIC is also interviewed with Norfolk
State for its head coaching job. The Virginia native became
the first black quarterback selected with the top pick when
the Atlanta FL conselected him first overall in the two
thousand and one NFL Draft.

Speaker 7 (58:41):
So there was something really interesting that happened yesterday where
Adam Schefter made a message out there about this and
Doug Gottlib made a comment about it, and it caused.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Adam Scheffer to reply back to him.

Speaker 7 (59:01):
Basically, Gotlly was like, there's no way they have this money,
you know, Come on, Chef, get it right or whatever.
Quit listening to agents, and Chefter replied with, come on, man,
pay attention to the basketball team. You're coaching because you're
two and ten in last place, a little less time
on social like, dude, you're getting owned. Yeah, golly, basketball

(59:22):
knowledge guy had sports shows like him being a.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Talking head isn't out of the reality. But to go
off on chef who does pretty well getting an inside
track stuff and it's not out all the wrong possibilities
that Sacramento State has money trying to save it because
they're trying to get into one of the bigger conferences
and VIC would be a grab.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
Yeah, and a new king will be crowned when the
Oklahoma City Thundered take on the Milwaukee Bucks in the
twenty twenty four NBA Cup Championship Tuesday night in Vegas.
The thunder are appearing in the final after blowing out
the Houston Rockets. Oklahoma City is leading the Northwest Division
at twenty and five. Meanwhile, the Bucks took down the

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of last year's in season tournament, where the Lakers beat
the Indiana Pacers. And that's your balls to the wall sports,
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Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I don't know who was uh.

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Listener emails you can always email us show at kmod
dot com. We read an email on the air and
get advice from you guys. This email says longtime listener,
first time emailer, and I need your help because I
can't exactly bring this up in my group chat without
getting roasted.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Here's the deal. I love my partner.

Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
They're great, funny, thoughtful, good with everything, and they don't
snore too loudly. But lately, when it comes to the bedroom,
let's just say, I'd rather binge, watch a true crime
documentary or reorganize the pantry than have sex. It's not them,
it's me, I think, or maybe it is them. I
don't even know. I used to look forward to our

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alone time, but now it feels like a chore I
keep putting off, like cleaning out the garbage.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Is this just a phase? Am I broken? Or worse?
Are we broken?

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
How do I get the spark back without making it
weird or hurting their feelings?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I need your brutal honesty.

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
I know I can't be the only one, so I'm
hoping some listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Can help out.

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
Listener email from somebody who says they'd rather watch a
true crime documentary than have sex with their partner.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
They didn't say how long they'd been together, and that
email did they? I didn't catch that part?

Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
No, And what I thought was interesting and it's a
kind of a weird email, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Georgia four sixty five or whatever that. I don't know
if it's a man or a woman, right, that was
my second question.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
I think it's a woman because they would rather watch
a true crime.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Well, guys can't watch true oh, but I feel.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
Like more women do. And also they said rearrange the pantry,
and I feel like that's also something of women. Would
brother do?

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Those are all fair? There are some good true crime
documentaries out there.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Yeah, yeah, so basically having a little trouble getting the
spark going in the bedroom. But I think how long
they've been together could play an important part in what's
going on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I think that plays a huge part
in it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
I think their age is more important than how long
they've been together.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
That all kind of works together in the same problem.
You know, age and the length of how long they've
been together. How long what's the age difference between you two? Huh?
Is kind of an interesting thing to think about, right.
Is there some impotence problems if it's a dude, you know,

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is their dryness if it's a woman. There's all kinds
of things that you know, factor we'll get a humidifire,
I mean they I don't know how the humidity in
the room makes a difference. Gimp be.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
Libido definitely changes as you age, for sure, this.

Speaker 7 (01:04:05):
Person says, I hope it's just a phase. I have
started to feel the same.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Look at there, you're not alone, not alone the evolution
of a relationship and are not wanting to have sex.
Not wanting to have sex and can't have sex is
two different things, true? That true? That have there been
issues in this relationship leading up to this, because that
would cause a I don't want to have sex with

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you sort of thing, you know, stress of any kind,
whether it's work related, kid related, those all have factors
in that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
Yeah, Well, and this one's been in the Q for
a while, so I know it's not holiday related.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Ry right, right, right.

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
It hasn't been in there over a year, so I
know it's not holiday related, unless you know, maybe Halloween
gets you ripped.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Up fourth of July mans right today, right right. I think.
I think.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Being in a relationship, as long as we have the
ups and downs of all that, it's hard to navigate.
It's even though I think we have a great relationship.
My wife and I it's hard to navigate the ups
and downs and know what the other one is dealing with, right,
just by guessing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Yeah, if there's not any open communication, you'll never figure
it out.

Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
But yeah, everybody's got their own little civil war they're
dealing with in some capacity. And so I could I
understand how you feel. That is something I've realized as
you get older, like you feel alone and whatever you're
dealing with, the reality is you aren't alone, right, You're
just choosing to be on the island with all that
stuff going on. This says sounds like a same sex couple.

(01:05:51):
Apparently that's a problem that's across the board. Loll good luck.
I'd love to know what you thought, how that you
got to that. Complacency is a normal in long term relationships.
Any relationship takes work, even sex. Find ways to make
it exciting again, new positions, places, go back to high

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school days and park the car somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
This is normal.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
I mean, I think some people think it's like, oh, go,
that feels like that was written by a guy, like, hey,
go back to high school. I don't know if everybody
wants to go sit in a parking lot and have sex, right, right,
but I.

Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
Think what he means by that is more of a
change of scenery. Right, get out of your bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Yeah, go to the kids' bedroom. No, no, okay, that's
not what they mean. Okays the kids aren't in there. Fine.

Speaker 7 (01:06:44):
I've always thought that that is a weird thing to like, Hey, yeah,
we we were in the kid's bedroom. We just had
to have sad What was it in the room that
made you go, this is the moment I need to attack, right,
Pink Bunny wall, This deck says they are deaf only
not alone. Stress factors can cause that it takes worth work.
If it's been a lengthy relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I don't even know if it has to be a
lengthy marriage, right, if you've been together a while, yeah,
then that I think that counts too, right, Yeah, but
after six months, you're not in this posssion of your
relationship unless it is a stress related sort of issue.
There At six months, you're still humping like Bonnie's Yeah, yeah,

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I had even a year into it. I think it's
different for everybody. I'm not. I don't know if that
is true across the board. Some people.

Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
I love the idea of that, but I just don't
think that that's, you know, one hundred percent true.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
I just don't think the honeymoon phase is over after
six months of knowing each other, right, And I think
that's where that comes into play. You may not be
banging it out every day, but that strong connection is
there that I can't keep my hands off of you.
Emotion still there after six months. This says a reasonable answer.
This is not that weird.

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
But as with most relationship issues, communication is key. Talk
to your partner, nuclear answer time to get full rieky.
Surprise your partner with a whip, stainless steel rod or
something from the remote areas of Patricia's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
Patricias does a pretty good job. There's not a remote
area they've got like the area.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
They go four locations man one on Town West over
there on the west Side. They got one on eleventh
Garden at one on forty first Memorial. They got one
on seventy first in Lewis. They're open early nine am
Monday through Saturday. They're even open on Saturdays.

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Maybe they're referring to remote control areas of Patricia's. Something
with a remote control.

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
Yeah, again they are. It's all kind of together. They
have the sections. Okay, they don't have like a steel
rod section.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
They do actually have a steel rod section. Okay, See
there are parts of the store I've apparently never been to. Yeah,
but what I'm saying it's not like, you know, go
to the video store and there's a curtain that's beyond
this wall is for the real right, how freaky do
you want to get? Right from beyond this door? Follow
me beyond this door?

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
The sign written in like black marker, but then like
a purple marker kind of behind it to make it
look fancy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Uh car, No, boy, No, that's torture. I'm something.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
I think having sex in a car is just not
awesome in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
We only did that because we didn't have any other
place to go. Exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
We have a comfortable bed now, I have comfortable beds, right,
there are multiple beds, as we've already demonstrated, not always ideal,
but we have comfortable locations throughout the home. Also, I
can afford a hotel, right, right, and then we get
into like, does what kind of hotel.

Speaker 10 (01:09:47):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
The better man?

Speaker 7 (01:09:48):
Yeah, I don't know if that's always true. I don't
need to get robbed on my way, right, out of
the hourly. My wife and I have been together roughly
to get together nearly twenty years. We have times when
we can't stand the thought of touching each other, and
then this time and then there's time where we can't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Go twelve hours without it. It's totally fine. Another one,
My wife and I haven't had sex for three years,
but the connection is still there, and stress, along with
back pain, plays a big part.

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
So I am patient and know it will happen again.
Don't fret, it'll happen again for you.

Speaker 11 (01:10:23):
Three years, three years, that's a long time. Yeah, three months, okay,
three years?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Yeah? Wow? What's the longest you guys have gone without?

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
And be honest, yeah, I'm trying to think, and I
might even get this wrong, but I would say maybe
aside from not being able to do it because we
just had a baby or something.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Okay, right, right, that's fair. Okay, maybe three weeks.

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
Wow, Yeah, and that was probably that's impressive. Yeah, and
that was probably because of stress or misconnection something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
I think like six weeks okay, saying without you know,
because of a baby was just born, right, I'm taking
that out, yeah, okay, kah.

Speaker 7 (01:11:18):
Sicknesses stress, kids get sick. Like you know, I'm not
a big fan of forcing it to happen. I kind
of want everybody to be rown in the same direction.
It's a little more enjoyable if they want.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
To do it too. For me, it's different for everybody.
What about you, Gimpie, Maybe two weeks at most, definitely
a week, but maybe two at most.

Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
Twenty years in May, we've gone six to eight months
without sex in the past, but then there are times
where it's six to eight times in a month. It's
just marriage. I mean, you keep grimacing it like hearing
dry spells.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Gimp Be. It just blows me away to go that long,
you know, I feel it's very natural for people to
have those those needs and not to go take care
of yourself. You know, if you are a single person,
I totally get that three year dry spell, six to
eighth month dry spell. But you got a partner, whether

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you're married or it's just you know, a boyfriend, girlfriend's situation, whatever.
Just blows me away that neither one of you want
anything to do with the other person at all, no
matter how much stress is there because of work or
kids or whatever. You know, it just blows me away
that you know you're going to forget that need, that want,

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that feeling, that relief, and you get from all that.
It just but not everybody. Sex isn't everything in a
lot of people's marriages. Sure it's not the defining thing.
I know it's not the defining thing, but it is
an inherent need that everybody has. I think companionship is,

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but sex. I mean, there are gonna come times where
you just can't have sex anymore. And if your partner
can't because of X Y Z, are you saying you're
gonna walk? No, never said that. I'm asking No, Nope,
I wouldn't. So that means you would go without sex?
I think we would have to figure it out. I mean,

(01:13:21):
if they can't, what's causing them not to? Is it
sewn up? See what I'm saying. No, I don't see
what you're saying. Is it completely sealed? Shop? I know
what's so?

Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
He means whether it's if it is like a physical
issue where they can't mental or mental issue.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
I just don't buy it. But hey, that's just me.
I'm different than everybody. You don't buy it? By what
does that mean? Like? Do you think that's not a thing? No,
I just don't think that people go that long. I mean,
obviously they do. It's here. I just think it's weird.
The sex. I'm a thirty six year old man. I
haven't had sex and FI fifteen years, okay? Why? Fifteen

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years is a lot? You were twenty one, Huh got
laid on his twenty first birthday, probably some sympathy ass
you know, we're paid for and then hasn't gotten any
since then. This is a completely separate text. Give me
this is wild married nearly twenty nine years, and we
have had sex twice in the last fifteen years. Twice

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in fifteen years. I'm interested, why? Why? Exactly? Why? Six months? Okay?
But when you start talking years, years, months is one thing,
all right? But years, three years, fifteen years, I get.

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
I'm just thinking it from my standpoint as I know
you are. I'm not with my wife because she has sex.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
With me, right, absolutely, I don't think anybody is. I
think some people like this text sounds like my last
ex after a year without I had to move on. Huh, right,
you had to move on? Did you even talk to
them about it or them about it? What's going on?
Were they banging somebody? Else, I'm a thirty six year old.

(01:15:15):
But well we said that one already to go that
long without sex, fifteen years is a long time. Those
are We got two separate texts of people saying they
haven't had sex in fifteen years. But we also don't
know the ages that these people too, so that might
have a factor in those two particular texts. You know

(01:15:35):
this one married nearly twenty nine years. Okay, so that
tells me that they're probably, I want to say, an
older maybe in their fifty fifties. They got to at
least be fifty or fifty. Yeah, yeah, that would explain
some Right, what is that? Wait? What now are you
saying it happens? What happens to fifty? Well, we all

(01:15:56):
know the things decline after a certain age sometimes, uh huh.
So don't challenge me. I don't want you to prove it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
This is fifteen years. That's why we have massage massage parlors.
Just saying I'll go buy myself, I'll do my own work. Yeah,
I am not jeopardizing a crime, all.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Right, wouldn't you hate to go You're like, man, fifteen years,
I'm backed up. I'm gonna go into this seedy massage parlor.
I'm gonna get things taken care of, and then like
kicking the door, And now you got to explain to
your wife.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
Yeah, why because I can't. I'm tired of doing it
by myself.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Come on, man, I don't want to touch it by
myself anymore. You're not touching it. Somebody's got to touch it.
Here's an update. My wife had three back surgeries, needing
hip replacement, and I have ten bulging discs in my
back discs. Okay, so medical, that wouldn't make.

Speaker 6 (01:16:47):
It physically incapable.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Get it so our way? Why aren't we getting these fixed? Then?
I mean this back surgery. I get that we've talked
about that. Before you have back surgery, you're ft for
the rest of your life. But I mean they didn't
send any painkillers home or anything. You can't mean work
through it. God damn man, your lack of empathy on

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this is shocking. Yes, they are.

Speaker 7 (01:17:17):
Having sex, but not without, not with you. They are
cheating horse. Okay, that's in reference to the email.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
We're back on it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:22):
My wife and I go a couple months without, but
then we might go at it fourteen days in a row.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Good for you. I'm the thirty six year old guy
that's gone fifteen years without sex. I'm a disabled veteran
and have PTSD. I suck at people, Lene, Okay, sounds
like a personal problem. Another one married fifteen together, twenty
two a week a week tops. We have sex still
three to four times a week. Another one. There's people
in prison that have not had dry spells that long.

(01:17:50):
I think they weren't asking for that, though. My wife
is fifty three and I'm forty nine. By the way
of the person that was the they've been married that
long without sex? All right? Listener email from somebody who
says that they they love their partner. They're great, funny, thoughtful,
good with everything. They don't snore too loudly, but when

(01:18:12):
it comes to the bedroom, they'd rather binge, watch a
true crime documentary or reorganize the pantry than get busy.

Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
It's not them, it's me, I think, or maybe it's them.
I don't even know anymore. I used to look forward
to our alone time, but now it feels like a
chore I keep putting off, like clean out the garbage.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Is this just a phase? Am I broken? Or worse?
Are we broken?

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
How do I get the spark back without making it
weird or hurting their feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Lindsey, what do you think?

Speaker 6 (01:18:37):
I think they just need a trip to find out
where their libido is at. It could be off or hormones.
Check it. We've all done it and there's no shame
in it. As we get older, our hormones change, plain
and simple. It could be as easy as that, and

(01:18:59):
also a change of scenery. Maybe they just need to
like a weekend to get away together somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Gimbi, Oh yeah, I totally could be medical. Well maybe
you should go to get it checked out. Go to
a place like the low Te Center and get it
checked out or whatever, or go to your regular doctor.
I would obviously you need to talk to your partner
about this and see what's going on there. If it's
a them thing or if it's a just you thing.

(01:19:28):
If if it's a you thing, I don't know what
tell you. You know you're gonna have to suck it
up and get over it. Sounds like you know you're
making the conscious decision not to do it, and then
you're gonna sit here and bitch about not getting any Okay,
So Patricia's honestly is a good spot. You know. That's
not just a shameless plug on me, but it really
is a good spot to go and uh, you know,

(01:19:51):
find out what what you're into. Maybe you do need
to spice it up a little bit, maybe maybe some
sexy clothes or some toys, you know, know, and just
to have some fun, you know. I think ultimately it
comes down to communication though, with you and your partner.

Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
I think there's two really great texts. One says painkillers
fry things up. I think they mean dry, right, not
fry Maybe fry, I don't know. And then the other
one here back surgeries are no excuse. Learn what soaking is?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
A marinate just it's like a soaking is a real
thing that Mormons do.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
Go down the rabbit hole. It is not my wife's
job to have sex with me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
That's it. It's not their job to have It's not
your job to have sex with your partner. If now,
maybe something's really wrong. I'm not a big fan of
a hey just where lingerie, or hey go to your
kids bedroom to have sex.

Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
It might be a real thing. It also might not
be a real thing. Everything's really complicated. It's not so simple.
There's no red pill.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
To take and it's all good. But you gotta tell
your partner. They know you're not having sex with them,
so call it out. It's called accountability, So talk about it,
navigate through it. It might be all these things. It
might be none of these things. It might be the
other person going on I just thought you were. It

(01:21:17):
might be like I thought you liked it when I smack.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:21:21):
But you got to talk to your partner and to say, hey,
I know we haven't had sex lately.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Do you want to talk about it and let them go? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
Man, I'm tired of going to massage parlor, but I'm
about to finish the encyclopedia. Set another text, what's her name?
I'll talk to her. Okay, settle down. Listener email.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
You can always email a show at kmod dot com.
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four five.

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
Listener emails. You can always email us show at kmod
dot com. Show at kmod dot com. We read emails
on the air and then you guys get to give advice.
This year, says this email says every year, my family
insists on doing a full blown gift exchange for everyone,
adults included. It was fun when we were younger, but
now but now, sorry, inflection is important. But now I'm

(01:22:26):
buying candles from my cousin's wife, who I've seen once
a year, and in return, I get a set of
reindeer socks I'll never wear. I brought up the idea
of skipping gifts for adults this year to focus on
the kids, and you think I suggested canceling Christmas all together.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
My mom called me a grinch.

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
My mom called me a grinch, My sister said I
was killing the magic, and my brother insists the adults
deserve gifts too because we work hard. So here's my question.
Is it time to ditch adult gift giving and focus
on the kids? Or am I really being a holiday buzzkill.
I love my family, but I'm tired of spending one
hundreds of dollars on stuff no one needs and no

(01:23:04):
one wants. Do you still exchange gifts with adults in
your family? How do you keep the holidays fun without
the stress of shopping for everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Holidays are stressful. Yes, we have at least three or
four like get togethers, family, friends, whatever, and there's we
need gift exchanges for all of those, and then you
throw in work on top of it, and it can
get pretty stressful.

Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
The most stressful time of the year for sure, and expensive.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
Yeah, especially when you have a lot of those. Growing up,
I don't remember those. I don't remember having those type
of things.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Family didn't get together and have you know, gifts exchange,
Grandmas and grandpa's aunts and uncles, cousins, all that stuff
get together. So I mean I grew up and I
guess maybe a unique war. We didn't live near the family,
so if they did, we did it on Christmas Day, right,
And if we did things with neighbors or whatever, friends
it was like food and like maybe wine. Maybe they

(01:24:11):
would bring us a gift, and if they did, it
was nothing that was a big deal. So I'm going
to get say, no, okay, grow I don't remember that
growing up. Do you remember that? Growing up? Lindsay, yeah,
we had.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Christmas Eve. We would go to Christmas service and then
we'd followed by Christmas Eve at my grandparents' house, my
dad's parents, and we would open presents there and then
Christmas morning we'd wake up at my own house and
open presence, and then go to my mom's parents' house
with all of her family and do a big gift exchange.

(01:24:48):
It would take like two and a half hours to
open presents between aunts, uncles, cousins, and we'd have breakfast,
and then we would have to leave there and go
back to my other grandma's house for Christmas dinner. And
then sometimes we would even go back to my other

(01:25:10):
grandma's house and just hang out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
That's wild. What age did that stop?

Speaker 6 (01:25:17):
Until I was left for college?

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Right, Yeah, when I was living in California. When I
was growing up there, we did not because the rest
of the family lived on the other side of the country.
And maybe every now and again we would travel to
Alabama and have you know, family Christmas. Ultimately, in the
big scope of things, yes we did. When we finally

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moved to Alabama. We'd get up, do Christmas Day at
our house and then after that go over to mama's
house and that's where all the family gathered together, you know.
And of course Thanksgiving we drew names of who we're
going to get. You know, we got to get a
gift for you only get one gift for that person.
You don't have to go and get tens and thousands

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of gifts for these people, you know. But something we
always did, and we'd sit around and we'd have big dinner,
and then we'd gift exchange. The kids would play. You know,
you go take the cousin walk.

Speaker 7 (01:26:13):
Everything's good listener Email from someone who's saying, as an
adult that doing all these gifts for everybody that they
see once a year is not a good, good idea
and they should focus on the kids and the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
And he's being called a grinch. I'm assuming it's a he.
He's being called a grinch, and that he's killing the magic.

Speaker 7 (01:26:38):
And he wants to know do we still exchange gifts
with all the adults? How do you keep the holidays
fun without all the stress or the buying.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Gifts for everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
Somebody texted and said, tell her dollar tree and one
thing each another one. My family started getting too large,
ars with all the cousins and all my brothers and sisters,
and we can't afford to buy gifts presents for everyone.
So we started doing a gift exchange where we would
all just get one person to buy your present, buy

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you a present for I.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Thought that's the way it's always been with everybody. I
have never heard of this. You know, you've got to
buy a gift for everybody in Tom's family and vice averse.
I've never heard that before. My family plays Dirty Santa
for the grownups. Limit fifty bucks. Booze is always the
most popular gift idea, But the point is buy one
gift for the pot. No one is grinding. Just easier

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to focus on the kiddos, not everyone. It could afford
lavish gifts. I do buy gifts for the parents, though.
Another one. I agree with you because it's the same
in my family, getting adults gifts then they don't appreciate
it is so for me. It is all about the
kids now. That's what gets the magic for me at Christmas,
seeing the kids getting excited over their gifts. Another one,

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you can buy yourself the gift you're expecting. I mean,
who is Santa Claus really again? Buy yourself gifts dummies?
Reasonable answer. We did this years ago and it's so
much better. Maybe do a drawing where you only buy
for one adult. Nuclear answer, give everyone a free coupon
for an ass whooping or one erotic massage. With happy ending.

(01:28:22):
Either way, you'll be out of the gift exchange next year.
That's funny, doesn't feel like a good gift for the kids.
You might be more than out of a gift exchange
next year. It maybe just a different group of people
you're exchanging gifts with. Hey, you're still gonna have that
erotic massage. Though all of us adults decided we all
get each other a gift card problem solved. None of

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us have kids.

Speaker 7 (01:28:44):
Yeah, but then now you're buying twenty five dollars gift
cards or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
That adds up to. Yeah, it does. Yeah. Uh, we
buy clearance stuff all year long to cover people. Not
everybody's good at that. No, or you're good at it,
and then you're like, where did we put.

Speaker 6 (01:28:59):
I hear that all the time, or I forget that
I had bought something and I'm still buying stuff. Or
I say every year, I'm going to buy throughout the year,
and I never do.

Speaker 7 (01:29:07):
Listener email from a person who says my family insists
I'm doing a full bowling gift exchange for everyone, adults included.
It was fun when we were younger, but now I'm
buying candles for my cousin's wife who I see once
a year, and in return, I'd get a set of
reindeer socks I'll never wear. I bought up the idea
of skipping gifts for adults this year to focus on
the kids, and you'd think I suggested canceling Christmas all together.
My mom called me a grinch, my sister said I

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was killing the magic, and my brother insists the adults
deserve gifts too because we work hard. So here's my question.
Is the time to ditch adult gift giving and focus
on the kids? Or am I really being a holiday buzzkill.
I love my family, but I'm tired of spending hundreds
of dollars on stuff no one needs, and let's be honest,
no one wants.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Do you still exchange gifts with the adults in your family?
How do you keep the holidays fun without the stress?

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
Lindsay, Yeah, you absolutely do a dirty Santa, buy one
gift everyone for the adults, and you can pick and choose.
It makes it fun and entertaining, and everyone is either
happy some might be bummed out because you know it
is a game after all. But that is the easiest

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and most inexpensive way to do it, put a cap
on the spending limit and as far as kids go, yeah,
what we do on Christmas Eve because we get together
with some friends of ours who have become family. The
children in the family all choose the names of other
children and then they buy for each other obviously, so

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like you know, one child gets for the other and
vice versa, and keep it that way. And then the
adults by and play the dirty Santa game. It's easy
and fun, so everyone is taken care of that way,
and it's affordable. So play your dirty Santa and have

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a limit.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
GIMPI no, I'm gonna call this person a Christmas grynch
per se call him a Christmas bitch. Come on, man,
go ahead, stop participating in the family gift exchange. That'll
be good for one year. Second year you don't get anything.
Third year you don't get anything. Oh man, I feel

(01:31:16):
so left out.

Speaker 8 (01:31:16):
I good to see everybody else open up gift, but
I ain't got nothing because you wanted to be a
whiny little bitch. Come on, man, it's one time out
of the year. All right, Well, you mad because you
got reined your socks you'll never gonna wear. Sorry you
didn't like you got something you didn't like. I'm sure
it's not the only time you've gotten a gift that
you didn't like, that you wouldn't get for yourself. Whatever,

(01:31:37):
it's the thought that counts. All right, Be glad you
got something. There's a lot of people out there that
aren't getting anything. You ungrateful little bitch. Come on now,
go get a goddamn gift.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Suck it up. Quit being a words I can't say
on the radio about it. We've clearly struck struck a chord.
Two things can be true at once. You can be
in the magic of Christmas and also you as adults
should probably not be doing this. Those two things could
be true. Why not? Why are you buying candles? Maybe

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maybe if you didn't spend.

Speaker 7 (01:32:13):
As much you'd feel better about it. Nobody says you've
got to like Somebody text and said that their family.
It's a competition and who can get the best gift.
You don't have to participate in all that. Make a
donation to an animal shelter in their name. See how
excited everybody is because that's the real reason, right, I mean,
that's the reason this.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
Yeah, I got you a star.

Speaker 7 (01:32:35):
I'm just saying, but yeah, you brought it up, so yeah,
you definitely being a grinch.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Is it true? Maybe? I don't know. Should it be
about the kids probably? Do the adults work hard? Yeah?
Do they deserve gifts too? Maybe?

Speaker 7 (01:32:51):
But if if your brother's been banking on that candle
all year, he might have a really miserable light.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
And that is the joy which should tell you you
better do it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
I don't know anybody's like, oh man, I can't wait
to see what I get.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
I hope I get a candle. Right, we did it here.
I opened a candle. I was psyched for one.

Speaker 7 (01:33:18):
Lindsay and I smelled another and we were like, well,
I found out it was the bosses.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
We made fun of it. You was sitting right there.

Speaker 6 (01:33:27):
I called it trash.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Meanwhile, Lindsay's up for negotiation this year. Yeah, we're gonna
have to let you go. Yes, your choices are what
you would like as a renewal or trash O kind
of like that candle. Right, Yeah, I think giving this
stuff's too much power.

Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
It's about being together, that's it, make it what it is.
You brought it up, so yes, you are the one
bringing attention to it, So that does make you a grinch,
but kind of go with the flow.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Nobody wants to hear from you. Open your candle and
shut up.

Speaker 7 (01:34:05):
Drink some eg nog, eat the jello mold, shut up,
enjoy Christmas. Yeah, you will sit there and like your gift.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
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Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
Eight two nine four five. H I saw this, and
this is pretty good question. If aliens visited Earth, what's
the first thing you would show them? If aliens visited Earth,
what's the first thing you would show them?

Speaker 6 (01:37:12):
Hmm something we all love oreos in all the flavors.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Can be. I can't say what I want to say,
but it's funny how bong works, how weed works. Man
get them high.

Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
Yeah, I'd probably show them the video like cake farts
or the video of the lady that does that trick
with the ping pong ball. Yeah, and then be like,
so don't mess with us.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
This is what we've done with our time.

Speaker 7 (01:37:54):
That they may not see that as.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Ridiculous, see it as a threat. Oh my god. Yes,
they can shoot things out of their vaginas it starts
with a ping pong ball next as a bullet. They
just know a spear came out, right.

Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
They don't know how or why. Bmmss and whatever your
question is to the phone number eight two nine four five.
What's the best Christmas gift you've ever gotten, Lindsay, probably.

Speaker 6 (01:38:36):
Our dog Hank. My dad gave us Hank after we
got our first home, and at first I didn't want him.
So his new house and I was like, I don't
want a puppy. Kevin was like, yeah, we do, and
then instantly attached to him, and we had Hank for

(01:38:58):
thirteen years until they had to put Hank down. Hank
got diabetes. He was on insulin twice a day, he
went blind, and ultimately it was a kidney failure that
ended his life. But yeah, he was an awesome, awesome

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English pointer.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
How'd you get it? It was like in a box and
you lifted the box up.

Speaker 6 (01:39:26):
He was. It was a Christmas and it was it
was at my dad's house and he was in a
crate and I said, oh, did you get a new dog?
And my dad said, no, you did.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
I'd be so freaking mad. Yeah, Oh, I'd be so mad.
Oh I'd be furious.

Speaker 6 (01:39:48):
Yeah I was at first. But oh he was the
sweetest and smartest. He didn't have any accidents. I mean
he was very very smart.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Yeah. No, of course you're going to fall in love, yes,
and we all did. GIMPI I'm trying to think, man, uh,
probably super Nintendo. As a kid. Sure, they can't remember
if I've gotten any of the PlayStations around the holiday times.
I don't think I've unwrapped a PlayStation, you know, I've

(01:40:19):
just gotten it around that time or whatever. So call
a Christmas gift, call it which one? But yeah, unwrapping
The Superintendent's prequel. As a kid, I got this black
semi truck okay and called night Express on the side.
And I just thought that was the coolest gift ever. No,

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I mean, I got G I Joe stuff one year.
I mean I got stuff, But for some reason, this
sticks out as like a really awesome gift.

Speaker 7 (01:40:49):
Yeah, and I would drive, you know, push it around
the house. I wish I still had it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
I had load my hot wheels in the back, my
g I. Joe characters that would become the transport. Yeah,
that's fine. That sticks out in my mind. I thought
this was pretty funny, especially since we just had ours.

Speaker 7 (01:41:10):
But what's the most embarrassing thing that happened at a
Christmas party? M what's the craziest thing that happened at.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Your work Christmas party? Not? This one could be anyone
you've ever been a party. I'll go. While you're thinking
to that, mine was we had a holiday. I'm gonna
leave names out of this because you all know some
of these people. I can tell you off their if
you'd like. We were at a holiday Christmas party and
it was at like a bar type of thing, and

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everybody was having a good time. It was fine, nothing
crazy had happened.

Speaker 7 (01:41:50):
And then at one point one of the people that
worked there started dry humping people. And then when I
on the like the quote unquote dance floor area and
was like dry humpy, like thrusting by themselves. It was

(01:42:11):
spectacular on every level. For sure. I'll tell Lindsey off
the air, but I'm gonna text Gimpy who it was, because.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
Uh, we'll saying here as you're reading this, I was like,
I don't think that's me. As you're telling stories, like,
I don't think I don't remember. It sounds like something
I would do, and I don't think that I messed
up the word. But you'll know, and I've heard stories
about that.

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
Yeah it was, and like people were like, go help her,
and we're like no, no, no, no no, just be like
this person that'd have a me.

Speaker 6 (01:43:00):
Afterwards, I would have to say it was in this building,
but with a different radio group. And so it was
before that this this floor was remodeled, and it was
a Christmas party up here, and one of the employees
got so drunk having a great time. And it was

(01:43:22):
a casino type night, and so you had a Christmas
party at night here wowk And they had casino tables
and this person was all decked out in a fun
suit and got really really drunk. And I remember walking by.

(01:43:43):
I was on my way to the bathroom, and he
was not in the bathroom. He was in someone's cubicle
throwing up Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Yeah wow. Yeah. I don't think that that's a bad.

Speaker 6 (01:44:00):
Could have gone to the bathroom, could have even gone
to a trash can.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Yeah, now if it was intentional. Yeah, but when you
host a Christmas party at work, take that chance. Yeah,
GIMPI I'd have to say, uh, probably getting smashed at
a Christmas party who is early in the career here.
And then went home and I was supposed to board

(01:44:27):
up a game on the buzz later that night, but
I passed out and woke up like with fifteen minutes
before game starts. The only reason I woke up because
the wife at the time the kids came in and
woke me up, and I was like, oh hell, didn't
say thanks for anything, just got up and bolted out

(01:44:48):
the door and hauled ass to work and tried to
pull it together enough to put a game on. Uh.
Have you taken your kids to a blue whale in
Catoosa during Christmas? It's got a Santa hat and is
pulling a sleigh lindsay, have you ever done that?

Speaker 6 (01:45:08):
Nope? Never, I don't. We haven't gone outside of Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Either, gimbi uh no, uh no. I don't know if
a Santa Hat's gonna do it for me though. It's
not gonna be your reason to go out there to
the blue whale, I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (01:45:32):
Would you rather be a Jedi from Star Wars or
a wizard from Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
Man, That's a tough choice.

Speaker 6 (01:45:41):
I'd rather be a Barbie from Barbie and the Rockers.
Neither one of those is in my wheelhouse because I'm
not like fantasy type.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Yeah, well, you can't add you gotta go with one
of my wheelhouse either. Yeah, I can't be. I'd rather
be a dinosaur. You have to pick one of the two,
all right.

Speaker 6 (01:45:58):
I guess a wizard from Harry Potter, I guess would.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
You like to add any reasoning? Are you just picking
cast spells? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:46:08):
I suppose because I'm not a fighter. I feel like
jedi's those are fighters, and that's just not what I am.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Okay, gimp Jedi sounds cool. Well, you can control things
with your mind, you know, lifting up giant rocks and
you know, spaceships and stuff and choking people out would
just by look at them. That all sounds cool, But
I'm all about the magic. Man. Jedi. Can't turn your

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enemy into a toad, now, can they know? All right?
A Jedi can't make a potion that'll make you be
twenty five feet tall? Can they know? Wizards? Where it's at? Man?

Speaker 7 (01:46:54):
So a wizard could do magic spells, defensive spells, poisons
have magical items. The magic is unpredictable. They're not exactly
known for being physically strong, having great reaction time.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Whire Jedi.

Speaker 7 (01:47:12):
They have great reaction, great physical powers, right, they know
how to use their lightsaber.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
They've got the force.

Speaker 7 (01:47:22):
So telekinesis mind tricks right, pre cog stuff right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 7 (01:47:31):
I don't know if they can do all that at
one time and deal with the spells if they had
to fight each other. That's what I'm going with. But
I think the Jedi has the advantage.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
You think so, Yeah, I think the Jedi would be
the one to pick because I don't know who I'm
dealing with, right and the training that goes along with
being you don't do you have to look up? Do
you know? Do wizards know every spell? There's probably not
the ones they know, and I don't have time to
pull out a book. Right. Well, I am.

Speaker 6 (01:48:09):
Newt A wizard. You could be up in the air
and a Jedi, I would I would assume like the
lightsaber would you could knock the wizard's sword out of
them because it's a lot shorter.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
And I could choke you while you're floating through the air. Yeah. Well,
here's the thing. If I turn you into a toad,
I don't give a damn what good of a Jedi
you are. Your Jedi skills are null at that point.
That's true, because you're a goddamn toad. I'd still a
toad with the force. I don't know if a force

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still works if you're a toad.

Speaker 7 (01:48:45):
If I make a mistake fighting you as a Jedi,
I might get hit and like, ow, you make a
mistake doing a potion, you might turn me into something
really impressive.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
Maybe.

Speaker 7 (01:48:58):
So I'm just saying that, like you're not, neither one's
abstained from mistakes. So a mistake causes who the most,
and I think a mistake causes the wizard the most
should they mess up.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
That's a good debates.

Speaker 7 (01:49:11):
I love the god you know hot dog is a
sandwich type of question.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
I love that. What's your go to side to bring
to the family Christmas?

Speaker 6 (01:49:23):
Every year? I'm responsible on Christmas Eve to bring the
deviled eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
Every year, okankkim Pie. You know, when my folks were alive,
I did not have a responsibility to bring any kind
of food. When my folks died, I took it upon
myself to be the one that takes care of all events.
I make all the food. Now, in the last recent years,

(01:49:54):
I have still made most of the food, and others
bring some sides or whatever along with them. This year,
I'm just bringing the deviled eggs. I'm not making the
full spread and bringing out I am for my when
my children come over on Christmas Eve, I'm making that
entire dinner, but for the gathering that we have our

(01:50:17):
little Shenanigan's Group Christmas party coming up this Saturday. I'm
just bringing double eggs. Usually it's salsa. Occasionally it's mash protators,
which lately I've stopped making and I just go buy
my Costco. Really, Yeah, easier that way. Yeah, I'm not boiling, peeling, slicing, mashing.

(01:50:41):
I'm doing instantators this year because just as good. Tell
the difference, and they are just as good.

Speaker 6 (01:50:46):
Do you make a turkey for a Christmas dinner?

Speaker 1 (01:50:49):
Are you talking to me? Yeah? No, it's a ham
turkeys for Thanksgiving? Okay, I settled down over there. Double
eggs are for Easter, not for Christmas eggs or a
year round fourth. But that's what I'm still, That's what
I'm saying, like settled down. Going back to.

Speaker 7 (01:51:08):
Be a wizard, you'd have to go to school with
almost a college level education to learn all that, and
then you would have to remember it on the spot.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
No, that's true, you would have to remember it on
the spot. Jedi's go to Jedi school too, exactly, and
you got to remember all that stuff on the spot,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:51:25):
Yeah, but you don't look at that there's no wizard
book to go through, true, but you don't know Jedi
book to go through.

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
You don't want to be sitting there trying to, you know,
use the force to choke somebody and you end up
doing some kind of Jedi mind trick to where they're
you know, attracted to you. You know what I'm saying.
Like you said, man, there's always room for mistakes on
either end of it.

Speaker 7 (01:51:44):
I like this question, what's your one nerd thing that
always puts a smile on your face? The examples they
give Dungeons, Dragon Star Wars, et cetera. What's the one
nerd thing? Doesn't have to be a game like that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
An RPG, but what is one thing, one nerd thing
that always puts a smile on your face?

Speaker 6 (01:52:01):
Lindsey, probably old school shows that I grew up with,
like reruns of Saved by the Bell or things like
that Full House, Pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
Nerdy, gimbi. I don't really think of anything, to be
honest with it. Video game okay, I like to play,
but I don't nerd out on him like some people do.
My random knowledge probably is coming up with random things
that's really puts a smile on my face. Weather okay,
full stop. I love learning about weather, reading about weather,

(01:52:41):
finding weather pictures, whether phenomenon nomenons you a stuttering match
should start a weather podcast? Uh no, to no, no, No.
Guys can hang out on like a Saturday or a Sunday,
you know, do a thirty minute, forty minute weather cast.

(01:53:02):
I have a hot take on him. Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (01:53:08):
You know when we read stories about someone who passes
away and then we find out they've got millions, Yeah,
you think that's him?

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Huh. Yeah, it's possible. He's very frugal. Yeah, it's possible.
The man does not need a lot to be happy. Yeah.
I don't think he's got kids or anything. So he's
not spending money on kids. Maybe he does, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:53:28):
We know what he does for a living. He doesn't
buy anything. He just recently found a play, like an
actual box scenario to live.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
In right right residents. Yeah, you may be right, you
may he right. And here's what. I don't know how
much he wants me spilled.

Speaker 7 (01:53:49):
But like he told, like his last car he bought
with cash.

Speaker 1 (01:53:54):
That's pretty awesome, man. It wasn't a two hundred and
fifty dollars car like I got no, no, No, it's a
decent ride.

Speaker 6 (01:53:59):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:54:01):
I think he might be a millionaire.

Speaker 6 (01:54:06):
Secretly.

Speaker 7 (01:54:07):
Yeah, because there's some people that are like that. They
live incredibly frugal and put pack away a ton of
money for whatever reason they maybe they grew up, they never.

Speaker 1 (01:54:15):
Had me or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:54:18):
Would you rather be forced to live in space for
a year or in an underground cave for a year.

Speaker 6 (01:54:26):
Oh, I'll take the underground cave for a year to
feel like. It's going to be a lot easier to
get back to normalcy from an underground cave than the space.

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
Yeah, gimbi, I'm gonna go with space for a year.
In space, you don't have to worry about flooding. That's
the one thing about an underground cave. I think you
have to worry about the most flooding.

Speaker 6 (01:54:54):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
I mean in space, you're worrying about oxygen and the temperature.
I'm sure they supply me with all the you know,
proper needs. If I'm in the underground cave, I'm hiding
from something. Right. If I'm in the underground cave, I'm

(01:55:17):
I'm hiding from like nuclear fallout, whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:55:21):
If I'm in space, I'm on a mission. So I
feel like being up in space would have a little
more value, Okay, And they're not just gonna throw me
into space where they could just throw me in a hole.

Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
So I feel like I would get more.

Speaker 7 (01:55:37):
Accouterments in space, right, even if I have to stand sleeping,
it might be better than underground in a hole.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
See, you got all that room to stretch out and move,
that's true. You know underground cave might be a little cramped.
All right, We're gonna take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
You're listening to the Big Men that morning show. This
is Tulsa's Morning show, ninety KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six, oh K M O D. You can
also text bmms and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five. Well, we now know
what caused the glass to get thrown at the Jamie
Fox dinner thing. Ooh, a phallic laser pointer? What is?

(01:56:37):
What it was about?

Speaker 7 (01:56:39):
His beef was with folks from the Jackass franchise production company.
Multiple sources say Jamie got upset during the night out
at this restaurant when someone from a private party in
the upstairs VIP area pointed a laser at his table,

(01:57:00):
projecting the.

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
Image of a penis. Jamie was particularly upset because his
kids were at the table.

Speaker 7 (01:57:16):
And he felt the image was disturbing, so he walked
upstairs to the VIP room and asked them to cut
it out, making it clear he did not find their
joke funny.

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
Yeah, come on, your kids are in their thirties. Well
maybe their kids, maybe they have kids. That's what I
was looking to see. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I
know his daughter's kind of older. Yeah, because she's on
that show. Yeah, thirty year old. Kareem trying to find
the other one here. That's the only one that comes up. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:57:59):
Jeff Tremaine, Spike Jones, and Johnny Knoxville owned the company
Dick House Productions, which had the VIP room, but none
of the stars were at the party, and the group
included crew members who work for the company. One person
who was at Jamie's birthday celebration said Jamie had about

(01:58:19):
fifty people at his table and it was a serious affair.
Geared at celebrating his second chance at life after a stroke.
Of course, when you do stuff in public, you should
not expect others to have the same motive as you do.

Speaker 1 (01:58:36):
No, there's a good chance somebody's got a laser pointer
or there shines a dong on your head. You should
just expect that anytime you step outside the door of
your house.

Speaker 7 (01:58:47):
Apparently, earlier in the night at this holiday party, in
the VIP room, they sent a drink to Jamie, which
he accepted but didn't drink because he's not drinking alcohol anymore.
And the waiter later told Jamie they are waving at you.
Waved back and pointed him to the VIP section where

(01:59:08):
twelve guys were trying to get his attention. The dinner
guests at Jamie's dinner say the table was confused by
the folks from the holiday party laughing during the exchange
until they noticed a penus shaped.

Speaker 1 (01:59:24):
Laser on their table.

Speaker 7 (01:59:30):
The stunt triggered Jamie, to which he yelled in front
of my daughters, they say, along with some friends, Jamie
went upstairs to the VIP room to ask the guys
why they did it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
And that's when things got escalated, and.

Speaker 7 (01:59:50):
We're told one of the crew members from the private
party upstairs allegedly threw a thick drinking glass which ended
up hitting Jamie in the face and cutting his mouth.
Sources to say Jamie stood there bleeding and said, it's
my birthday, what's wrong with you? We're told Jamie Fox
quickly left the restaurant to get stitches. So it's connected

(02:00:14):
to the Jackass crew. Say Jamie had back up with
him when he went upstairs, and there was a tense
and at times physical standouptunity.

Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
Yeah, you show up with the crew, Yeah you are.
That's not a cool move. No, you should have gone
up there by yourself and been like, hey, guys, yes,
can you put the wainer down for a second. I'm
trying to have dinner with my family.

Speaker 6 (02:00:36):
Yeah, but you don't know what you're walking into either,
when clearly they're upstairs, you don't know how much they've
been drinking.

Speaker 1 (02:00:43):
But it's not but your You can only control your actions,
right and by presenting a crew to cabin tow because
you're ready to throw down, and that's the implication.

Speaker 6 (02:00:55):
Yeah, but you're not the Jamie went up there ready
to throw down.

Speaker 7 (02:00:59):
He took a c of people to confront some individuals more.

Speaker 1 (02:01:03):
Than one, at least, you know four. It sounds to
me like the Jackass guys were fans and was just
trying to get, you know, his attention, or.

Speaker 6 (02:01:12):
It sounds like they would be in the Jackass Crew, right.

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
It's funny though, I get one of those dog shaped lasts.

Speaker 7 (02:01:21):
An attorney with the Jackass Crew say, although the crew
has the greatest respect for Jamie, the version of events
that has been presented is totally inaccurate and deeply unfair
to those attending the holiday celebration that night. After Jamie left,
the private party continued being aggressive with Jamie's friends, and
then the staff of the restaurant eventually called the police.

(02:01:42):
So when the police showed up, they were already gone.
It sounds like that crew is just being I don't
know what's the word.

Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
I'm looking for jackass ish. You can get these online
d lasers is what they're called. I didn't know that.
This is a Yeah, that's awesome. You can project five schlongs,
five different types of shalongs, and three different colors.

Speaker 7 (02:02:08):
When you are dealing with someone who's completely comfortable acting
like an adolescent and you get fired up, it's kerosene
on the fire.

Speaker 1 (02:02:20):
I think you're right.

Speaker 7 (02:02:21):
I think you Jimmy just want to went up by
himself and said, hey, guys, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (02:02:26):
Do we need a picture? Right? I don't know what
we're doing, but you know, I'm trying to have this party.
Can we dial it back, find another target?

Speaker 6 (02:02:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:02:40):
Or I actually I actually almost blame the restaurant for
allowing it to happen, letting it continue. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:02:49):
You go to there expecting a high level that he
can go there as Jamie Fox and celebrate his birthday
and it be not like being at the TGI Fridays, right,
or at a wrestling event, sorry wrestling fans, right, Like
you kind of have this expectation that it's white tablecloth,

(02:03:12):
it's a classy place to go. I think it's fair
for Jamie to expect there not to be schlongs on
the table. It's funny, though, it's funny if it's not you, right,
but rolling with your crew up the steps and who
knows what was said? As if he was like in
front of my kids, let's go okay, I think you're

(02:03:36):
fronting at that point. If you're yelling finger pointing, that's
a little aggressive too, But who knows.

Speaker 1 (02:03:48):
In front of my kids?

Speaker 7 (02:03:49):
Which is worse a schlong or fighting in front of
your kids a laser schlong on the table or fighting
in front of your kids.

Speaker 6 (02:03:56):
Definitely fighting in front of your kids, and I have to.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
Agree, I think violence. Look kids, a penis that every
male has right. They're not all shaped like that or
an outline of red right, nor would fit on this table.
Look how large that is? Massive? Look at the sidebar.
Don't go down to Jamie Foxx.

Speaker 7 (02:04:19):
Yeah, big pictures that are online which you can totally
see him standing there by the way. Good on him.
He's a great actor and also gifted another areas. All right,
we got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (02:04:31):
We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (02:04:34):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next at The Big Bad Morning
Show on Telsa's rock station ninety seven KMOT.

Speaker 7 (02:04:58):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. N I'm
when eight four six l KMO D lindsay, what'd you
learn today?

Speaker 6 (02:05:05):
I learned that if you're still looking for the perfect
gift for Gimpy this Christmas, he got pretty excited about
the D laser. I also learned that my cat's papera
and can't serve as a witness signature in Colorado. There
goes Bruce's dream of being a notary public.

Speaker 1 (02:05:21):
Gimpy, what'd you learn? Today. God, that was horrible, Lindsay.
I learned that we got an email from the bitch
of Christmas Past. And I also learned that Corbyn's favorite
gift as a kid was a big black semidred percent true.

Speaker 7 (02:05:41):
I learned that Gimpy got very excited about a red penis.
And I also learned that in prison you don't even
go very long without sex. Corbin saying, make sure that
dishwasher is loaded.

Speaker 6 (02:05:51):
Right, it's Lindsay, stop tracking my cycle.

Speaker 1 (02:05:54):
This is Kimpy and can I get all that time? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:06:10):
What lay?

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Speaker 2 (02:06:40):
Dot bass rocking Ball, I blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 6 (02:06:44):
We try boys.

Speaker 1 (02:07:00):
I found this article and I am so excited to
talk about it. Did you know that they're okay?

Speaker 7 (02:07:08):
The ocean's terrifying, right, It's so I think it's such
a crazy place, endless threats that we're not even aware of.
There is a fish in the ocean that's its penis
can detach and then go and then go out and

(02:07:32):
come back.

Speaker 1 (02:07:33):
Okay, goes out, gets laid, comes back, attaches itself back
to your body. That's pretty brilliant. It's called a nautilus.
A nautilus.

Speaker 7 (02:07:42):
Yeah, and during mating, the male paper nautilus detaches his
penis and presents it to the female. It then continues
to function independently transferring sperm to the female well even
after separation from the male's body. The detachable penis of

(02:08:07):
the paper knautilus, there's multiple purposes, from ensuring effective fertilization
to increasing the male's chances of passing on its genetic material.
And it's just showing like how far it will go
to keep going pro create. Okay, the idea that I
could hand not have to put it in my wife's

(02:08:27):
purse just stays in my wife's purse.

Speaker 1 (02:08:29):
That's wild. So this is where the song detachable penis
comes into play. Maybe and maybe yeah, really having.

Speaker 7 (02:08:40):
A mind of its own, I mean that's a good
question too. Does it have a mind of its own?

Speaker 1 (02:08:46):
How does it know to get to the fish puss?
You know? How does it? Does it just fall the smell?
How does it know to get to the tuna? Right? Exactly?
That's brilliant. I want to see a video of this.

Speaker 7 (02:09:01):
I want to see a little video of this fish
micro penis shoot across?

Speaker 1 (02:09:06):
Is it fast? Well, there's a video of removing the
penis fish from a man's penis. We don't want that.

Speaker 6 (02:09:12):
How do you smell that?

Speaker 1 (02:09:13):
Again?

Speaker 6 (02:09:14):
How do you spell the nautilus in a ut?

Speaker 1 (02:09:18):
I l u s yeah. And when you see the
nautiluss you'd be like, oh, yeah, I've seen that before.
You just didn't realize that's what it was called. And
I sugars hell didn't know that I had a detachable penis.
That's awesome. It looks kind of like a conkshll awmongst. Well,
that's fun. I think it'd be dangerous, though. Man, your

(02:09:41):
dick gets you in enough trouble as it is, and
now it's detachable and just goes off wandering whenever it
wants to. Oh god, but I guess if you're a
single nautilus in the bottom of the ocean, you know,
it doesn't really matter. And it's long. How long is
a nautilus dong?

Speaker 7 (02:09:57):
It just says it's longest in the body to body ratio.

Speaker 1 (02:10:02):
Okay, So I was, uh and I was I was
speaking of penises. Yeah, yeah, so fucking going through prep.
This was last week when I was in there or whatever,
and it's like this dog is ready for porno, right,
And I was like, well, I get the fuck out

(02:10:22):
of here, and I click on it right because I'm
curious what are they talking about? And this dog had
the biggest fucking dick I've ever seen in my life
attached to a dog. This thing was massive. I was like, wow,
good for you. And he was a small dog you
would have like chihuah was small, but it was more like,
you know, uh, what are those dogs that the queen had,
you know talking about the corky. Yeah, it's about the

(02:10:45):
size of a corky. But the schlog on this dog
was fucking massive. I'm like, wow, I'm just looking up
well enowed dogs right right, because looking up dogs with
massive it just doesn't it's too bad. It was it
was in our it was in our prep, and I

(02:11:07):
don't think. I don't that doesn't hold on to it
for too long.

Speaker 7 (02:11:10):
So this is on just answers dot com. Somebody had
submitted the question.

Speaker 1 (02:11:17):
Hi there, Oh, where is it which dog has the
thickest penis? Ah?

Speaker 7 (02:11:22):
So someone went online like tried to get the answer,
couldn't found this place to to do this. Hi there,
thank you for your question. It's difficult to say, but
in general, a giant breed dog such as a mastiff
or a Great Dane would have the largest external genitalia.

Speaker 1 (02:11:40):
You would think, I'm hoping that. You know. It's a
weird Google search, but it's worth it. But I can't
find the dog the picture of the dog? Is this it?
What is the length of a wolf's penis? Again? Someone
was curious why I don't know that?

Speaker 7 (02:12:03):
Being said, they've been measured at death and the average
size is seven to ten inches.

Speaker 1 (02:12:09):
Of a wolf penis. That's nice. This corresponds decently well
with one dog breed that is in similar size, being
the Great Dane, which has a penis length of eight
to ten inches. Lindsay, good news.

Speaker 7 (02:12:21):
We know someone who owns a Great Dane and can
give is the get in this room?

Speaker 1 (02:12:28):
Yeah, is the Great Dane penis expert. I've never touched
my dog. Nobody said that. I never said that. I
just said, you we do this. If you own it,
then you are the expert. That's right, And so you
are the Great Dane penis expert in the room. There
you go, But you've never I don't know if it's

(02:12:49):
that long, I don't know how you don't look at it? Yeah,
I mean yeah, I mean it's there. Any dog slungs there?
They don't have pants on, you know, But.

Speaker 10 (02:12:59):
I have never mean, my great Dane wrecked. No, No,
he's a humper. He's a motherfucking humper. But he just
has no fuck idea what he's doing. And the two
lipstick doesn't come out. It's so weird.

Speaker 1 (02:13:13):
No, he ain't fixed. Here's a question. As you said,
you haven't seen your great Danes erect penis. Have you
seen any dogs? How many dogs erect penis have you seen?
Probably more than what I need to you know, there's time.
I can't think of one. There's time. Shit, I got
a picture. You remember that pug that I had Right
this is when I first moved into that house fucking
years ago, and we didn't even have anything moved in yet.

(02:13:35):
Just the dogs right, no furniture, no nothing. And and
Samson the pug is sitting there on the fucking tie
by the fireplace right the fucking deck, just hanging the
fuck out, you know, just hey, what's going on? I
guess Samson likes the place. He's habby God, I'm a
lucky dog. Serge of Bacca. His man penis are gross.

(02:14:03):
You could just say penises. They don't look like that,
all right. This is a subreddit that makes you go, oh,
what the fuck? This is about dogs penises? This is
a what are we doing here with that? I can't

(02:14:23):
see that? Okay, you probably don't want to see it, No,
you don't. You don't want to see a dog's penis
like a duck's penis. You ever seen a ducks penis?
Lindsay they're rapers too, Yes, yes, ducks. Ducks are fucking
assholes man cork screwed, raping egg penis shape, raping ass ducks.

(02:14:45):
Look at a koala penis. Look at that? Oh god,
what is that? Doug Cotton a blender or something. It
looks like it's.

Speaker 7 (02:14:56):
Trying to pick something up at the bottom of a machine.
At an arcade, It's like back in the day they
have those little snaps that you put in like cigars
and cigarettes, and you light it and eventually blows the end
of that cigarette cigar up.

Speaker 1 (02:15:12):
That's what it looks like. Female koalas have five have
three vaginas. Wow, what I think it's the snail that
has five buttholes. Yeah, it's so weird, man, it makes
me glad to be a human. What are you going
to do? All those vaginas and all those buttholeles.

Speaker 7 (02:15:28):
Inside the vagina? It branches off into three spots. Okay,
Uh Koalas have forklift penises. Yeah, because he's got three vaginas.

Speaker 1 (02:15:38):
You gotta hit all of them. Yeah, ones for pleasure,
ones for breeding. What's the other one for? There? How
about this koala sex's voice activated? Right? Yeah? Male koalas
broadcast their availability and breeding season. Their voice travels far
and clucky females make their travel plans to the deepest

(02:15:59):
voice in the land. So the you know, the uh,
very white of the koalas gets all the ladies.

Speaker 7 (02:16:08):
Well yeah, okay, uh Koalas ovulate only after they've had sex, really.

Speaker 1 (02:16:17):
And then a little late at that point in time.

Speaker 7 (02:16:20):
I guess hormones released in response to sex cause the
ovary to release an egg, which is fertilized by stored sperm.
It suggested that it's good for animals with large home
ranges who might have trouble finding each other on the
at the right time. So it has to do with
they migrate around to find their partner, so they don't
want to ovulate and be like, damn, I missed the window.

(02:16:44):
Female also may also be able to choose not to ovulate.

Speaker 1 (02:16:47):
How about that.

Speaker 7 (02:16:49):
I don't want to have se I don't want to
have this this person's koala baby.

Speaker 6 (02:16:54):
I don't like the way his eyes are not for me.

Speaker 1 (02:16:58):
It was not good. I don't want to remember this one. Okay,
how about that koalas. I would have never guessed that
would be what we would talk about on our last
podcast of the year. Thought, Yeah, somebody texted and said
there was no way I would go upstairs alone to
confront anyone. Well, yeah, just the nature of confronting is aggression. Yeah,

(02:17:22):
but then you have no If you can't go alone,
you have no business going up there. I think a
lot of that hinges on. Also, how are you going
up there? How are you presenting yourself. Are you just
going up there like God damn it, Hey guys, you
know cool about it? Or are you going up there
fucking throwing a fit? And I'll throwing your hands in
the air. What the fuck is this? Man? You're shining

(02:17:42):
dicks down on my daughter's face. What the fuck? Man?

Speaker 6 (02:17:45):
We had to do with? Say, hey, guys, I appreciate
the drink, thank you so much, but listen, can you
stop with the laser pointing. I've got my kids down here,
I'm just celebrating my birthday. I would appreciate it again,
thank you for the drink, have a good night.

Speaker 7 (02:18:00):
Yeah, the problem I agree with that, But the problem
is you're feeding the cat that way.

Speaker 1 (02:18:06):
That's the only issue. Don't supposed to sit here and let
them shine dicks down on the table right now.

Speaker 7 (02:18:11):
So there's this funny jiu jitsu joke out joke whatever,
and people are like, jiu jitsu wouldn't work in the
real world. And he's like, that's right, because you know what,
when's in enough street fight a gun?

Speaker 1 (02:18:23):
Yeah, He's like, I'm not I want to go home.
I want to like And too many people think that
they're entitled to what they want and so they get
in confrontations over dick penises when if you just are like,
just ignore it, they'll get bored. Right, they want our reaction, right, right,
that's why they're shining a laser down. Yes, yes, haha,

(02:18:43):
it's a penis. Everybody has one, almost everybody for whatever,
like okay, and please bring us our ta masou Right.

Speaker 6 (02:18:52):
And maybe they thought, oh it's Jamie Fox. He's a comedian.
He'll think it's funny.

Speaker 1 (02:18:58):
Sure, you know, but also they might not have but
you cannot get in the head of another individual. This
is why you always carry a dick laser with you, right,
you never know when the dick gets shined on you.
You can shine that dick back. Listen, you carry a
gun because you never know. You should carry a dick
laser pointer because you never know. That would be an
awesome you know, they got laser sights for gun shoots

(02:19:21):
out a dick on your target.

Speaker 7 (02:19:23):
Yeah, please, we need you to respond to the restaurant
apparently that some of the individuals are shining a dick
penis on a table.

Speaker 1 (02:19:32):
That's that would be a thing for sure. Absolutely all right,
I'll go, I'll check it out.

Speaker 6 (02:19:38):
We've got dick there's dicks.

Speaker 1 (02:19:40):
Everywhere, sir. Exqueeze me. I mean there was a dick.
I just saw it. There it goes again, sir, there's
no dick. It was on my chest, Sir. I said
it with my own eyes. And then it was on
my wife's face.

Speaker 6 (02:19:56):
What my daughter saw it too.

Speaker 1 (02:19:58):
It was pointing at her mouth, was almost in her mouth.
There was a dick inner soup. It was sure. The
color is not important, all right, let's just stick to
the facts. I swear it was red. There was a
green one too, all right, how much have you been drinking?
So right? Exactly? I understand it's your birthday. You're gonna

(02:20:19):
have to leave, right. You saw the light now there's
penises everywhere.

Speaker 7 (02:20:23):
M yeah, whatever, Jamie, my kid was having a funny
conversation with one of her friends and the they were
talking about drugs for some reason, and my kid was like, yeah,
there's all kinds of drugs. Some drugs are good, some
drugs are bad, like aspirin, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:20:41):
Right, And the kid was like the other kid was like, drugs,
what are drugs? They're not what are drugs?

Speaker 7 (02:20:50):
And I'm like, oh shit, you are in trouble, ma'am. Yeah,
your kid is either gonna not be fun to hang
out with or also not be fun to hang out with,
right right, because they're taking so many drugs.

Speaker 1 (02:21:03):
You're about to get a phone call. What is my
daughter of Why do you tell my daughter and daughter
about drugs? Yeah, I'm not a big believer in Like,
we don't have cutesy names for genitals, right, it is
a penis and a vagina. I have one, your mom
has one. That's how you're here, right, Really? Yes, we

(02:21:26):
got my oldest. My youngest asked if we were Santa. Really,
she's starting to figure it out. Huh. Maybe or somebody
at the school is telling her. Probably that more than
likely that's it. Yeah, because the.

Speaker 7 (02:21:38):
Little kids, one of them apparently her dad doesn't believe
in Santa.

Speaker 1 (02:21:43):
No shit, dude, right, she's about that age though, is
she nine? Right? My youngest? This is my youngest, it's
the youngest, first grade yo. Ah, So the oldest found
out told her about it, no question, no, no, she
said it was from the playground. Okay. I think it
was my brother that told me that broke it to

(02:22:03):
me that Santa wasn't real and I was about that
that age. I don't think my parents, my brother ruined
it for me.

Speaker 6 (02:22:09):
So what did you tell?

Speaker 1 (02:22:12):
I just said, well, what do you believe? If you believe,
then that's good enough. Some people believe, some people don't.
But Santa is about many things. So Santa is a spirit,
it's not a it's not an effigy. And so you know,
if she chooses to believe, great, if not, great, But

(02:22:32):
I'm not gonna stop being Sanna. Even if she's like,
my thing is like, don't ruin it for your sister. Right.
If she's like, you're Sana, aren't you be like, yeah,
but don't ruin it for your sister. I'm not a
big believe. I'm not a big believer in lying to
my kids like and I just don't think it gets
you anywhere in the end. You know what she's gonna
do though, Soon as soon as you tell her, she's

(02:22:53):
gonna go run and tell her sister. Okay, that's just
how it goes. Man. Sorry, it hardly matters, you know
what I'm saying, Like, I'm not gonna I would rather
it's more important to me that my kid knows I'm
honest with them than if they ruin it to their
fucking sister. I don't want them running it.

Speaker 7 (02:23:09):
But also don't want them fucking riding on the wall
like goddamn kids be kids. I also don't want them
doing some of the other crazy shit. But it's like
Lindsay was asking me about if my kid was seventeen
and did at a twenty year old, would I like it?

Speaker 1 (02:23:23):
I was like, no, I wouldn't like it, But I'm
not going back to you trying to hook Marcus up. No, No,
that's older than Marcus. Marcus is not that old.

Speaker 7 (02:23:32):
But like, it doesn't matter at that point, I'm just
would be interjecting more grievance.

Speaker 1 (02:23:38):
It won't stop, and there's no way it's gonna stop.
Well they're seventeen. Noh, that's true. You can keep moming home. No,
that's true too. And then that also doesn't solve it.
It makes it way worse. It doesn't really help out
in the future at all whatsoever.

Speaker 7 (02:23:53):
I think when your kid starts becoming like an independent
thinker and can do something about it, you've pretty much
lost control at that point.

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
Unless you beat them into submission, and then you're an
assault and child abuse and it comes all these other things,
and then they hate you.

Speaker 6 (02:24:08):
And more.

Speaker 1 (02:24:10):
Some age it turns from child abuse to just domestic
So it's fine, right, Yikes, Yeah, I think it's like that.
It's at that. It's like that Shane Gillis juke about
make a Wish and that they tell nineteen year olds
get fucked right, and they don't want to admit that

(02:24:32):
they have a hard line, but they do. Sorry, sorry
you're too old man, but.

Speaker 7 (02:24:37):
I really want to meet the rug if you're really
sick and then like you turn nineteen.

Speaker 1 (02:24:45):
Sorry we couldn't get to you last year. The idea
that that's like a hard rule is wild. So now
just everybody should be part of a make a Wish. No,
you got to have a little man, you do. It's
kind of like the argument of public property. Public property,
I can go wherever I want. No, it's been well

(02:25:06):
established that that's just the taxes paid for it. But
there are rules to kind of keep it orderly. There
are laws for a reason. Yeah. Yeah, you got every
dying fifty six year old out there trying to go
to Disneyland. The fat man, I got cancer. You're fifty
six and you've been smoking for thirty years. Should there

(02:25:27):
be like an older version of make a life that
would be so fucking fantastically awesome. But then again, everyone dies. Yeah,
so at what age do you cap it? I don't
think you can it if it's for adults only, right,
I think I don't think you camp it like twenty
five and above, well a one. I'll argue this. I'll
argue there's a window where it's not okay, and then

(02:25:50):
then there's a window where it's okay again. So like you're.

Speaker 7 (02:25:53):
Dying and you're like in your nineties, and they're like,
they put you on the plane that you flew on
and maybe the most insane time of your life because
you went to a war, right, or they throw you
out of a goddamn airplane right with a parachute. Like
at some point it becomes okay to do those things again.
But then there's a window they're like, too bad, you're
just fucking middle aged.

Speaker 1 (02:26:11):
Deal with it, right, So you're thinking, like, skip the thirties,
skip the thirties and forties. Anybody fifty and above, why
are you owing? No?

Speaker 6 (02:26:19):
I think because what if you're if you're terminal in
your thirties, I think you should be able to do something.

Speaker 7 (02:26:26):
Like what like what would be your wish at thirty.
It isn't something simple like Disney World. It's like I
want to go with, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:26:35):
Make it happen, wear the super Bowl. Fuck okay, And
you can't call you got to call it something else.
It can't be making a wish for adults and then
under and then who gives to this charity?

Speaker 6 (02:26:46):
You can still just I don't think. I think it
could be under the same umbrella. Doesn't happen to just
be for It could be no, it could just be
make a wish. You could just open it up to adults.

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
Listen.

Speaker 7 (02:26:58):
The problem with it is that there are and there's
a window at a certain age where things go wrong young.
It's shocking when a kid gets fucking cancer. It's shocking
when they get some terminal disease. At some age you
just go, fuck, that's life, man.

Speaker 1 (02:27:16):
Right again, you've been smoking for thirty years. And that's
another thing. If you get lung cancer or pancreatic cancer,
which is quote they classify as a quote luxury cancer
with some of you have a fucking issue with it.
You can eat my dick. My dad died of it,
so I can say what the fuck I want about it.
But like that is you've done something to cause that cancer,
and you should you get a wish right now?

Speaker 6 (02:27:37):
What if it's lung cancer, but you've never smoked a
day in your life.

Speaker 1 (02:27:42):
But that's not what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (02:27:43):
I'm saying it's a terminal illness you've created.

Speaker 1 (02:27:47):
There has to be some boundaries there. But I think
there's something.

Speaker 7 (02:27:50):
You're still telling someone who dies they can't have their
final wish. Though my dad died from a cancer like that,
it's still was really fucking sad that he was.

Speaker 1 (02:28:00):
He realized all these things he wanted to do. All right, then,
all cancer patients, no matter what you're in, you're in.
You're good, no matter what if you brought it upon
yourself or not.

Speaker 6 (02:28:09):
It's not like they get to everyone anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:28:11):
What about a stroke victim who can't speak or talk.

Speaker 6 (02:28:16):
Well, then we'll never know what they act.

Speaker 1 (02:28:18):
Well, No, they wrote it down, okay, right, then send
them on dinner with Kate Upton. There you go, Julie.
And there are plenty of kids that go through make
a wish that can't audibilize what they want, and their
parents go they've always loved Spider Man deep down inside
their kids.

Speaker 7 (02:28:30):
Like oh, No, they don't even like fucking cartoons because
you don't know what they're saying.

Speaker 1 (02:28:39):
He really always wanted to go to Disneyland because right
because I'm in a fucking chair and I can't stay
on there. Okay, stay there, Mom and Dad are gonna
go on Space Mountain.

Speaker 6 (02:28:53):
Yeah, wait with our bags.

Speaker 1 (02:28:59):
Oh it was so fun. Hold on your drooling and
let me clean that up off your face. Look at
the smile on his face he had. Did he have fun?

Speaker 7 (02:29:07):
I mean he appeared to, but we had a fucking blast.

Speaker 1 (02:29:10):
It's great.

Speaker 7 (02:29:11):
Thanks to Make a Witch. Don't get me wrong. Make
a Wish is an amazing organization. Amazing and it is
also for the parents. I know people don't love hearing that,
but it is.

Speaker 1 (02:29:24):
I think we make I'm going to reach out to
the people Make a Wish and reach out to Jane,
you know, and be like, hey, what's up with this
adult division? Can we make this? This is something we
can do. They'll come in next year for the Rumbling Roll.
I don't think. I don't think you can call it
make a Wish.

Speaker 7 (02:29:38):
It has to be a different name because you need
clear separation on what organizations people are giving money to.

Speaker 1 (02:29:44):
People give it to make a wish. They believe and
want and have for years been under the impression that
they're giving money to a child getting a wish. Granted,
I don't. I don't want Earl who's been fucking pounding
jack and cokes at the corner bar at eleven am
fucking forty years because he's always wanted to, you know,
see the Empire State Building, because his great great grandfather

(02:30:07):
fucking sit on a beam and had a goddamn lunch
there that he should now. All right, so it's got
to be a different.

Speaker 6 (02:30:15):
Name, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:30:17):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:30:18):
One one last trip right?

Speaker 2 (02:30:23):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:30:24):
One one more adventure?

Speaker 1 (02:30:28):
Yeah, I like that. One last trip around stars.

Speaker 6 (02:30:33):
I don't know, bucket list, just call it.

Speaker 1 (02:30:37):
What do you want? Now you want? How about this
Golden Wishes?

Speaker 6 (02:30:44):
Okay that the Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 7 (02:30:46):
No farewell wishes, that seems to fit. Final Wishes, Hey,
I got that. Beyond the Sunset.

Speaker 1 (02:30:58):
Sounds like a retirement home, right, funeral home? Yeah? Final
chapter foundation Yeah. See all of those work fine, Yeah,
but they sound sad as fuck.

Speaker 6 (02:31:10):
Before the end, before we say.

Speaker 1 (02:31:14):
Goodbye, we're on or something, before we big.

Speaker 3 (02:31:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:31:21):
You gotta use the acronym because it doesn't sound awesome
the other way. Make a wish maw yeah, I guess
it makes sense. Yeah, make a wish videos though, and
like people get like they see you get to see
videos of kids getting granted wishes. It ranks up there.
If you're like feeling down, go watch those videos, you're
like awesome, or or go watch the videos of babies

(02:31:41):
or kids that have never fucking seen and they put
glasses on them here or you can add to mine
here in a second. But like being able to see
and like they get to see somebody for the first
time and they're like holy, Like the kids like holy fuck. Yeah,
look at you. Yeah, looks around like everybody's seen this
the whole time. They're so awesome.

Speaker 6 (02:32:03):
Here's voice.

Speaker 1 (02:32:08):
And we had a guy that worked here who was
color blind and they got on those special glasses to
make um see right, and we're trying to create a
moment like that. If you remember this is a couple
don't remember this was a couple of years back. The
guy he lives in Nashville. Now I don't want to
say his name, that's loud, but you know what I'm
talking about, worked for the Twister named after a se

(02:32:29):
in Texas. Okay, he was color blind, and they went
out and got him a special pair of those glasses
that allow color blind people to see like normal people do.
I didn't know this. Oh yeah, I don't remember this.
It was around the holidays, I want to say, but uh,
it pretty much did not go the way they wanted

(02:32:49):
it to. They was hoping that it would be like, oh,
that's so amazing, I could see you blah blah blah,
and he's just like, okay, cool. Was he not colorblind?
I don't know, to be honest, there, I just got
this ship in passing and I was like, I was like,
you were trying to get a viral moment and you failed.
What was when that cut was working with us here

(02:33:11):
on the show? The idea?

Speaker 7 (02:33:13):
I don't know, Like I would think that you can't
just be like, hey, did you hear Gimpi's color blind?
You're like shit, okay, and you go to Amazon and
you order colorblind glasses and they show up. I would
imagine there's some tweaking that needs to happen. Or are
you saying that he put them on and he was like, fuck,
that's worse than he wants to see blue?

Speaker 1 (02:33:32):
Right or whatever color color. It didn't work out. It
didn't work out the way that that person was expecting
it to be. An eye thought that is. That is.
It is one of the classic funny things. When there's
build up for something and everybody gets excited and it
doesn't happen, you're like uncomfortable.

Speaker 6 (02:33:52):
Yeah, Like when I told my kids we were going
to Disney World, surprise them. I got them the twins,
We surprised them for their birthday, had a puzzle made
and it said, surprise, We're going in Disney World. They
thought we were going to Idaho and to the potato farm.

Speaker 1 (02:34:12):
We were gonna Why did they think that? What kind
of fucking puzzle did that? No?

Speaker 6 (02:34:16):
No, No, we were going to take a fit. They
knew we were going to take a family vacation, so
we said, yeah, we're going to go to Idaho and plants.

Speaker 1 (02:34:24):
So you were joking. Yeah, so you had already set
up the disappointment. Well that's on you.

Speaker 6 (02:34:30):
So then when they put this puzzle together, Marcus was
like helping them with it, and he was like, oh
my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, last piece,
you like put in the last piece. And he's like surprise.

Speaker 1 (02:34:41):
He goes to read it because no one else Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:34:43):
Disney World and Marcus and Leo arbo, Oh is this real?

Speaker 1 (02:34:48):
Is this real?

Speaker 6 (02:34:49):
They're all excited and Eli and We're like yeah, of course.
And Eli just puts his hands in his and against
his chest and pouts and he's I wanted to go
to Idaho and see grow potatoes.

Speaker 1 (02:35:01):
Yeah that's because you built it up for a fucking Idaho.
That's on you. Yeah, you caused your own disappointment. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:35:07):
I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (02:35:10):
Yeah, but he had a miserable time. Yeah, right, just
walking around fucking Disney Roll with this goddamn potato. This
could be us. Yeah, I could have been putting you
in on the ground right now. But no, I'm in
line for the I love those things when the kids
are like I want a potato for Christmas, or that
one with the kid opens up a Banana's.

Speaker 7 (02:35:31):
Aba was like I asked Santa for a box. I'm like,
you're getting I will. I will put a call in. Yeah,
you will be getting a box from Santa. I promise
I'm gonna buy the I'm gonna go to the box
store which is a thing. And I'm gonna buy the
biggest fucking box that I can find, and Santa's gonna
make sure she gets.

Speaker 6 (02:35:53):
The twins got one one year. I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (02:35:54):
I don't think they do that anymore. They're styrofoam and
they're wrapped in Oh well.

Speaker 6 (02:35:59):
We had a refrigerator box one year and they made
a house out of it, a rocket ship out of it,
a boat out of it. It was that thing lasted
in our house for months.

Speaker 1 (02:36:09):
Oh shit, Yeah no, I don't let that stuff last
that long. Right, But she was so goddamn big. Yeah,
but she would love it. Oh yeah, No, she's getting
a fucking box. I'm sorry, she's getting a box to
do whatever she wants to. Oh yeah, right, I want
to make that one up, all right. Last podcast of
the year, Lindsey, You have anything you've been wanting to

(02:36:29):
bring up in a podcast?

Speaker 6 (02:36:32):
Actually, I had a question written down for to tell
the truth, and it was asked a question. I know.
I've had it written and I always freaking look over it.
If there was a day of the year, a holiday
that you could invent or name, what would it be?
What day of the year a holiday, New holiday.

Speaker 1 (02:36:54):
Oh, I'd give gimpy ten dollars day. Yeah, everybody feels
like yeah, and we'll do the on April twentieth. Yeah,
everybody that crosses your path or in the mail, you
just everybody past two mail they go to the website
give ten dot com and yeah, mal okay, mail it
Toomey cash yep, ben Mo, motherfucker, I'll give I'll take

(02:37:14):
it and fucking you know, carry your pigeon whatever.

Speaker 7 (02:37:18):
Yeah, No, that that makes that makes the most sense. Yeah,
that is incredibly selfish. I was going to think of
something a little more charitable. But you don't know what
I'm doing with the ten dollars that I get. I mean,
there's a good idea, I fucking know.

Speaker 1 (02:37:32):
I'm mine take a portion of those proceeds and make
it to the Golden Wishes. No and final destination. You
only would so you could say you did, and ten
dollars would count as you doing it. So because I'm
gonna be using them Golden wishes later on. Yeah, I'm
gonna pick reverse day. And it is a day you

(02:37:53):
have to do what your partner does, like you would
have to go to work for where you're all idea
Lindsay would have to sell cars. Yeah, I'm not married,
so it works out right, your partner spouse, I guess,
so you take yeah, go work for a law firm. Yeah,

(02:38:17):
just for a day. It's like take your daughter to work.

Speaker 7 (02:38:19):
You're not getting any power, Like you're not going to
be resting people putting your fires.

Speaker 1 (02:38:23):
Yeah right, you have to go and see what they
go through. And also you have to do like at home,
like you've got to do all their stuff. Oh yeah,
whatever they do, settle down. I would love that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:38:38):
No, listen, I know you track your husband's location so
you know when he's on his way home, so he
can get up and act like you've been doing shit
all day, right man?

Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
That hard to do well.

Speaker 6 (02:38:48):
Super Bowl Monday would be mine. So the day after
the super Bowl would be a national holiday.

Speaker 1 (02:38:53):
No work, everybody gets off. Yeah work.

Speaker 6 (02:38:57):
Yes, you can recover from your super Bowl partner.

Speaker 1 (02:39:00):
Have a problem with that. I don't need to be
honest with you. So what about you can be anything
you've wanted to bring up last podcast? Got some question
you've been waiting to ask for a while. I got nothing, bro.
It's been a good year, you know, started off a
little rough, a little weird, got a little weird there
in the beginning, but for the most part for me anyway, personally,

(02:39:21):
shit's been pretty fucking solid. I'm good. I'm happy, you know,
even with all the changes that's gone around here in
this place, I'm my happy camper. I can still work,
I can still pay my bills, I can still leaked
to me. That is success. Yeah, monumental moment of making
it through another year on the show when there were
times that I didn't know if we can make it

(02:39:42):
at the end of the year, right, just because it's
been wild. It's been a wild ride so far this year.
So hopefully we'll get to do this be in the
same spot in a year been doing the podcast. Has
nothing of knowledge I have. It's just the industry is
in a weird place. Things change and evolve, yeah, and
I no idea what the future holds. So you guys

(02:40:03):
have a fantastic holiday, man, make sure you enjoy some
time with the family and friends. And it might be
for some of the people you love the last one
you have with them, which is crazy. And don't think
just because they're old. It's those people. You guys, have
a fantastic holiday. We love you. Merry Christmas, see ya,
bye bye.