BMMS 12-19-24

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See what Gimpi wants to talk about. We've got conspiracy theory.

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Thursday top list, Top five Christmas gifts you wish you.

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Would have gotten as a kid.

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Let's worked through some trauma and.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Uh are we doing this last thing?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Now? Are we waiting? We can wait till later. Okay,
it wasn't clear. Uh yeah, so we'll get to all
that coming up. I don't know it's I don't know
the exact time that it got harder for criminals, but man,
has technology really ruined it for criminals. We just announced
another person was killed under that guy, that Long Island

(03:50):
killer guy, a seventh person and he had like a
torture chamber and everything like this guy was min a
scene but they connected another person with DNA. Right, I'm
gonna send you a photo because Google Maps caught a
guy put in a body in a car during street

(04:13):
view and I said, I texted you guys, and the
Google Maps and street view is pretty awesome. I love
being able to go and I'm more of a visual person,
so if I can go and see what the surroundings
look like, I'm like, oh, okay, now I know I'm
in the right area, or this is where their house

(04:34):
should be, or anything like that. I do it all
the time. And this appears now maybe someone was messing,
but this appears that in northern Spain last year, they
captured a man loading something to the back of a car.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
And it don't look like his weekend clothes.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Right, not even a area rug that he's trying to transport.
It looks like a blanket wrapped up a discernible circle
part near the top, and he's putting it in a trunk.
And it's an inconspicuous alley of homes where there isn't

(05:17):
much of a sidewalk on either side, and so it
isn't like a heavily traveled area is what I'm implying,
not a lot of foot traffic. And he's he is
putting something in the back of the car. You would
think if you're going to cover up a body like that,
you would make it less body like. Does that make sense? Yeah,

(05:39):
you know, don't make it to war. You know obviously
that's ahead, bro. Yeah, fold it.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Put it in a giant suitcase?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Can you do that? Can you? Can you fold a
dead body? And is there a suitcase big enough to
put like? This person looks to be at least what
five eleven almost you know, six foot tall? That the body? Yeah,
I have no idea. I'm just you can absolutely fold
a dead body and put it in a suitcase. The
size of the suitcase is in question. And there are

(06:10):
we have red stories on the air where people have
disposed of a body in a suitcase. Now, maybe they
cut it up, maybe they cut part of it, maybe
they sit on it and zip it. I don't know, right,
but you can foresure dispose of a body in a suitcase, right,
And I say I asked that because you know, try
folding yourself in half, right, even just bending over to

(06:31):
touch your toes. Okay, fatness gets in the way. Yes,
and I'm afraid that that same thing might happen with
the dead body. You as a human being will stop
yourself when it's uncomfortable. The human body will protect itself,
so you'll go how that hurts. I could be wrong

(06:53):
because I've never been in this position, but I think
when you're dead, not much complain and happening, right, And
I guess it's like over stuffing a suitcase anyway where
you like sit on it and kind of jump up
and down a few times.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, and you.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Gotta pull that zipper all the way around. So yeah,
I guess it couldn't be done. It just seems very difficult.
Wine and then having to carry it. It's one thing
to just throw a dead body over your shoulder like
fireman carry. But you got this big ass suitcase.

Speaker 8 (07:22):
You can find them with wheels on them. Most suitcases
nowadays come with wheels. The problem here is the expense
of that large of a suitcase. You're shelling out good
money you.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Can get it from honey. You're gonna need at least
a wah. I mean, how would that be classified? Not side?
I mean it wouldn't be like length wise, I need
a five and a half foot suitcase. There's a carry on,
there's medium, and then there's large, and then there's extra large.
Now they all have dimensions, of course, but in terms
of the suitcase lingo, they pretty much go with large,

(07:54):
extra large carry on. Okay, yeah, I mean I found
an extra extra large suitcase. Yeah. This guy's got it
on his back and it takes about half of his body.
So okay, okay, I guess that would work. I think
this might I think this might be not real. I
think this might be a joke. Because you can go

(08:16):
to the street view and you can go, you know,
down and back and go to the street right, yeah,
and when you go onto the side street that tease it,
there's no one there. I mean you see nothing. There's
no one. And then you go down the street and
there he is, being, you know, in the trying to

(08:38):
put in there. When you go further down the street
and look back, he's still in the in the trunk,
which I would guess maybe you got to you don't
want to sliding around, right, And wouldn't you notice, wouldn't
you go, Hey, I don't know, I've seen the Google
street view car, but I would think if you hear
a car, you're like, maybe you don't look up.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Maybe it's your best to not look up at that point, right.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, you're so in the zone. Yeah, if you were
going to dispose of a body, how would you do it?
Would you go to like a remote place to do it?

(09:21):
I guess so.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
Either that or with.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
Some sort of cement block tied to them, dump them
in a body of water.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
My thing with the cement block is what do you
tie the submit to the cement block? What do you
mean rope will deteriorate? The chance of you having a
heavy duty chain ain't high? And if you don't, you
got to go buy one. And now you're on the camera, right, yeah,
So like what do you use to connect that's the
body to a to a weight?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
By the way, who has a cinder block just laying
abround right?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Right? You're gonna have to go and purchase some materials.
But my thought is you go to the depot, right,
you get some of their two of their five gallon
buckets and then two bags of quick crete. Okay, and
it's gonna take a little bit of work, but you
put their legs into the bucket and then you fill
the bucket with the quick crete and let that settle.
Like I said, it's gonna take a little bit of time,
but I think that might be the best way to

(10:19):
go about it. And even then, if the plastic breaks
down over time, the concrete that's already solidified around their foot.
So I'm mixing concrete and I'm waiting for it to cure. Yeah,
with how long? How long night? No, I don't know
how the density of the thickness will determine how long
it takes to cure. Yeah. When I put a fence
up in my house, we just dumped the powder in

(10:40):
there and then poured the water right on top. Didn't
have to mix it, stirred up or anything. It can
just set itself. Yeah. And it took about a day
for it to finally horden. And that's like maybe six
twelve inches around, Yeah, probably about twenty four inches deep. Yeah, Okay,
And there's no way to know if it cured all
the way, right, I just assume that it did. Yeah,

(11:02):
started putting posts up, you know, everything was fine.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Because if you do it too early, then the concrete
breaks down. I would think. Yeah, I'm under I understand the.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Ideology of quick crete used it myself thought about making
the little vacuum trash back because when you dub it's
so dusty. Right, that's the other thing, the amount of
dust it creates when you're trying to mix it. True,
But I mean it beats having to go find a
cinder block somewhere and then go buy chains. If you're

(11:29):
just buying two buckets and two bags of quick crete,
I don't think that's that very much noticeable. You know,
they're like, oh, okay, maybe he's just putting a fence
up or something.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
Or better yet, take him to your private property of
hunting land and leave the body for the wild hogs
to eat.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
If you have wild hogs, you have private property.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
If you have enough private property, a stinky body is
going to attract more than just yeah, faral hogs. Right.
And here's the part of attaching something to it throwing.
Where do you attach it? And if you do Gimbi's
id id idea of putting it in a five gallon bucket,
do you do one bucket for each foot? And then

(12:10):
what if it breaks down and like then put the torso,
oh yeah, well that sucks. It's just going to make
a huge mess. And then it just got even worse
for sure, and then you put it in the suitcase
and then yeah, now what am I doing? Yeah? Maybe
if you have a problem with somebody and you're thinking
about getting rid of them or as the term social

(12:31):
media likes to lose use now because apparently it won't
pick up on this even though we all know what
it means. If you're trying to unlive somebody, maybe go
through these steps to understand what it would take and go.
That's a lot of work. I don't know if I
hate them that much, right.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
I gotta buy a quick creet. Yeah, we gotta know
the ratio.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
For me, it's just the possibility of jail time that
keeps me from doing that. The work. I think morals
should probably get ahead of that. But I hear you.
I'm saying, if you get over those two hurdles, it's like,
oh man, this is a lot more work than I thought.
I I listen, everybody likes eating, you know, most people
like eating crab and lobster. It's the work.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
They're like, Ah, I'm just.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Saying, if you get over those first two hurdle hurdles,
maybe think about the def that has to ensue before
you're like, well, how am I going to get rid
of a body? Definitely not going to do it on
Google street View. No, you could probably give them like
a Viking burial, you know, you set them on fire
and burn a body in your backyard. But that's going

(13:38):
to cause it's attention. That's why just dumping a body
on your land, unless you have like a thousand acres,
the smell is going to attract some people. Yeah. Even
when you smell a dead animal, you're like whoa. And
if it lasts more than a day, you're like whoa.
And you're thinking in your garage, right, how many days

(13:59):
of a dead smell before you start investigating? Right? In
my world pretty fast because I don't want to smell
it one. Yeah, but a dead body, I think would
attract a lot of smell and a lot of animals.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
And do you want all those animals and vultures? I
don't need vultures.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
No, I got enough of those in my life. Yeah.
The truth truth This text here says, take the body
under a pile of trash to the landfill. That's the thing.
You still got to unload it and there's still people around. Okay,
So they're gonna see the dead body, right, and they

(14:39):
turn that land so when you dump they turn it right. Now,
maybe they don't see everything. I think a hand would
get the attention of the guy running the dozer, right,
But I could be wrong. Would putting it in just
a random dumpster, like going to the local donut shop
and putting it in their dumpster, would that be feasible?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think that is a possibility.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I think the problem you would get into is some
businesses put cameras towards their trash cans to keep people
from dumpster diving and to keep out homeless people and stuff. Yeah, yeah,
because ours over here has got locks on it. It's
got a cage around it, and it's got a lock
on it to where none of us can get into
it except for the trash man and the cleaning lady.

(15:24):
Someone texting Corbin never heard of lime? Come on, no,
I've heard of lime. But again, the steps were incorporating
I ain't got time. They got to dig a hole.
You gotta get enough lime to break the body down.
And okay, so fine, get some of that hydrochloric acid
that breaks and melts things down easily. Did you guys
not see breaking bad. They put them in the bathtub

(15:46):
and it ate a hole right through the bathtub. Get
an extra large, extra extra large vacuum bag and shop
back the air out, the air out of.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Okay, listen to this. Take this for what you want.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I'm sure a lot of you will go mac because
you believe TV and movies. Lime is sometimes mistakenly thought
to cover or neutralize the smell of decomposition. However, it
does not effectively mask or eliminate the odor of a
dead body. Instead, lime is sometimes used historically to accelerate
decomposition and reduce pathogens in certain burial practices. Using lime

(16:26):
or other substances to deal with the dead body outside
of lawful circumstances could be Okay, shut up, I know
it's illegal. So as you text in, come on.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
The body to the body. Dumping is the exact reason
why you tip your garbage man.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yes, start a tire fire? How much okay, I'm guessing
that's from a trash man. How much of a tip
would you need before? Not like that, you automatically will
cover up me putting a body in the dumpster. You
have to tell him about what you're getting rid of first, No, No,
he's implying that's why you tip them. And I'm saying,

(17:02):
if I put a ten dollars bill in there, I
don't know if you're willing to be an accomplice too
murder right, right, one hundred dollars maybe that's what I'm
asking this person. Five dollars, that's what I'm at. You're
telling me it would have to be a certain amount,
it would have to be at. Furthermore, Susan, let's say
you are the trash man, right, and they taped an

(17:23):
envelope stuffed full of cash to the top of the
trash can, right, isn't that going to raise questions with
the with the trash man be like, wow, that looks
to be ten thousand dollars in here. Merry Christmas to me.
Something doesn't seem right. Yeah, Because here's the problem. There's
two problems you're not understanding if you get a fat envelope. One, now,

(17:46):
not only you are an accomplice, that should be the
obvious thing. But one that person now you're now in cahoots,
so they're gonna come to you and ask for another thing. Right,
You're already now you're on the hook, So now they
can you're going down to the other is go try
and deposit ten thousand dollars in your account cash and
see what kind of attention you get. Oh, you could
do it, like, just have to spread it out over time.

(18:07):
Don't do it all at one time. Do it like,
you know, a quarter at a time. It ain't nothing
for somebody to deposit fifteen hundred, two thousand dollars at
one point and not be suspicious. But you're absolutely right
if you go to the bank, you're going down to
Chase and you're like, I need to make a deposit
and hand them an envelope that's got ten grand in
it and bound bills. Yeah, that's going to raise some

(18:29):
red flags for sure. And I think even if you
did two thousand over five weeks and that's not normal
of your depositing transactions, I think you become your account
would become under review, right They because of nine to eleven,
They analyze those things, right, And you can't be like, oh,
I got a settlement, da da da da, because that
would be directly deposited into your bank account.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
The sale, they don't take your word.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
How much are you selling your crap for to make
ten grand?

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Yard two yeah, would you sell everything?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I clear five hundred.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I'm like, this is a good day for real, my
crap trash man, I'll do it for one hundred. Really,
keep that in mind.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
One hundred dollars and you'll be an accomplished to murder.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good on that. Start a tire
fire a big one. I don't think that a tire
fire would be a good idea. Those tend to garner
a lot of tension too. Absolutely, it's gonna billow huge
black clouds of smoke. It's going to smell you ever

(19:36):
smell burn rubber. It's disgusting.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
And you're gonna have to sit there and wait, and
you're gonna have to stoke that fire as the body's
breaking down, So you're in there stern up. And even then,
is that tire fire going to be enough to to
incinerate the bones? It may get the flesh and the
muscles and all that stuff, but the bones. That's why
an incinerator at and a crematory is so high, so hot.

(20:03):
So somebody text in there like, lie guys, not lime, lol,
same thing, dude. One's calcium hydroxide one sodium hydroxide. They
both do not cover up the smell.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
And someone said it worked for John Wayne Gacy.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Did it because he got car because they smelled dead
bodies on his property?

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
How about the guy who the the it was the
Netflix special and he burned that body and the ash
they found.

Speaker 8 (20:32):
That Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, how to
make a murderer?

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah that guy?

Speaker 7 (20:37):
Yeah, even that.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
We have a keve on our property. You go one
hundred feet in, then it drops about fifty feet. It's
full of bats and other critters. Perfect spot and probably
no smell. That's fair. No, Nope, you missed a very
important word in that sentence. Probably probably probably. Yeah, But
if it's fifty feet down in a cave, you know,
I mean, I don't think the smells go And even

(21:00):
then it'd probably be just be like, oh, probably a
dead deer or something. You know. Listen, I understand the
ideology of that. Unless you're into spelunking, true, are you
just gonnak toss it into an endless pit? Okay? Problem,
here's the problem with endless pits. All you sasquatch love

(21:21):
and weirdos. You don't know where the other end is. Well,
it's endless. There is no end.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
You don't know that.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
It's like in the Shrimp Man, there is no end.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
You just keep eating and then you're out of business.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Closing restaurants right right right, hoping that flavor flave can
save you, save from a flave, and carrying out this
cave that's on your property. How far is it from
any main road? All right?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Carrying a dead there's a the term dead weights a
real word.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
How do you get like a like a four wheeler
for that man? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
What if you don't have one, then you got to
borrow one.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, and you put it in the back of your
Mazda and you.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
Try to carry it around and then you're aa, gets stuck.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
No, you get your tractor that's got the dump the
dump on the front right right, And then they're like,
I don't know he was tractor?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
And at three am? Right, sorry, I couldn't sleep. Why
couldn't you sleep?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
I'm most high on math? Why were you high on math?
Because it's fun?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Because I killed a dead person and now they're dead.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
All right, I'm questioning all the uh. Yeah, by the way,
I'm keeping traving all you mofos that are so compidy.
You can get rid of a dead body, so when
the police come calling, I could share all this.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
All right, No, Corbyn, this is how you do it.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
That's for entertainment purposes only. Yeah, listen here uh one
eight seven five with cave on property. All right, we
got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 9 (22:46):
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Speaker 8 (23:43):
D's Nuts Crull sentenced for highly intoxicated domestic disputes. This
happened in Green Bay, Wisconsin. In a plea deal. D's
Nuts has been sentenced to d's penalties a year's probation,
a four hundred and sixty three dollar fine and in
order to maintain absolute sobriety. So forty three year old

(24:08):
Dee's Nuts Cruel was arrested earlier this year following a
violent confrontation with his daughter and her boyfriend inside their
home in Green Bay, Wisconsin, about four miles from lambeau Field.
At the time of his arrest, des Nuts appeared to
be highly intoxicated and he was as naked as the

(24:33):
day he was born, and he was brandishing a bb
gun that resembled a pistol. Yesterday, he was in court
and pleaded no contest too disorderly conduct while in possession
of a dangerous weapon. He was a judged guilty of
the second degree misdemeanor by Tammy Joe Hawk.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
A Circuit court judge Tim Joe Yep.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
A misdemeanor battery charge was dropped by prosecutors. In an
earlier court filing, Kroll reported attending counseling sessions with his
nineteen year old daughter. Kroll legally changed his name, apparently
from Derrek Lee Kroll to D's Nuts Kroll in April
of twenty eleven, noting that the reason for the change

(25:19):
was I, without a doubt hate my name. Six years later,
in September of twenty seventeen, he petitioned to change his
first name from Des Nuts to D's Nuts, explaining in
a handwritten court filing it was not spelled right. So
Kroll's second name change was approved by the same judge Hawk.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Two, I mean and D's are spelled the same.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
His name now is d e e z so to easy.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Okay, that's what makes the difference. Okay. Well, I just sometimes,
like Thailand has this this town called Packet, and people
mispronounce it a lot, right because the pH sometimes sounds
like an alf right, But it's it's pocket, right. So
I'm just saying, like, Okay, you knew people were gonna

(26:14):
say dec and your name, ain't these nuts? Very few
people go by their middle name their first name and
middle name together, very few? Right? Yeah, John Wayne Gayzy,
I don't think he was called John Wayne. It's probably
John Gazy. Yeah right, That's all I'm saying. That's awesome.
Santa and the Grinch arrested after brawling. Comes out of

(26:35):
Mexico where there's some street performers. Once a Santa Claus,
the other one's a grinch. Well, they're taking pictures with
passer bys, and one notice that the other one was
getting more tips than they were, and they got pissed,
so they started arguing back and forth. Next thing you know,
Santa Claus on the grench or all out brawl there
in the streets. Of course, the police had to be

(26:57):
called in and they are rested, both of them. There's
a video out there that shows the granch being handcuffed
while Santa Claus is getting medical aid before he gets
cuffed and cart it off to jail.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Anytime you got to arrest Santa it looks wrong.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Every buddy in costume for that fact, Like if Mickey
and Many got in a fight at Disneyland and a
certain costumes right right, certain costumes. I see Spider Man
getting rested. I'm not, but I think Mickey, you're right,
Saya Easter Bunny right a fairy? Oh yeah. Man's penis

(27:39):
turned to bone an incredibly rare disease. Routines, doctor routine,
doctor visit turned in and took turn into an unusual
event for a minu in his sixties when X Ray's
revealed his penis was turning to bone a rare condition
called penile ossification. Doctors found extensive plaque like calcification along

(27:59):
the lane uh huh of his organ, making him one
of only forty recorded cases of this condition. Quote it's
incredibly rare phenomenon. Phenomenon where calcium salts accumulate in the tissue,
essentially forming bone like structures. Despite the startling diagnosis, the
patient declined further treatment. Hell yeah, now he's a shower.

(28:21):
Now you don't need to grow leaving the exact cause
of his condition unknown. Doctor suspect it could be linked
to Pyrenees disease, a condition causing scar tissue and inflammation
in the penis, or other factors like metabolic disorders, kidney disease,
or trauma. Treatments like topical medications, shockwave therapy, and of course,

(28:42):
painkillers are available, but the man chose not to pursue them.
Without intervention, the condition could lead to a rectile dysfunction, pain,
or reduced flexibility. Well, yes, it's not gonna be flexible
if it's hard like a babe, right, a boner, now
a permanent one. He doesn't have to take viagra, He

(29:04):
ain't gotta do nothing. Can you still use that surely
you can. I mean I would think so. I mean,
it's not rotten and fallen off, it's just permanently horrid.
It's exactly man should get into porn. He should How
old is he to say? Sixty? Think of the titles?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, stone man right, stone hinge, solid as a rock
me right. Yeah, this man's got a career and porn.
He's got a final act.

Speaker 7 (29:35):
Yeah. Absolutely. I wonder what the rest of his body
looks like?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Who cares? Have you seen the other porn star? H
I'm not showing a lot of their bodies and faces?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Are there's some hideous looking men?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
You porn?

Speaker 7 (29:49):
He gets any sensation?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Who cares? We're talking about porn. Who cares if he
enjoys it? Right, I'm here for the money.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
But to Gibbey was about to say, who wants to
see that?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I think there are Yeah, I'm sure there's older women
and men that's still like they want to look at
somebody their age, right.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I think some people watch porn for the ridiculousness and
also people having sex.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yes, I don't know, man. Have you ever seen an
old lady, seventy year old lady getting drilled? It's not
very attractive to you.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Right, he can, he can color his hair. He could
go to it a tanning bed and make himself look younger.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Like geriatric porn is a thing. Yeah, it is, and
there are This might be hard for everybody to sorry,
this may be flaccid for everybody to see. Uh huh.
But there might be old women that look at porn too, right, Yes,
they may be into it.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
It's like a new circus freak.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Can you imagine Mildred going?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
You got to see this man, right, put your taperoca down.
Come see this man. Make tappy.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
You don't need to put your teeth in for this.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Take a break, we'll be back for us.

Speaker 9 (31:09):
Four of The Big Mad Morning Show is next ninety
seventy five km o D.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh k m o D. Co wing
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Speaker 2 (31:37):
Christmas gives you wish you would have gotten as a kid.
Get to that soon right now, it's see Lindsay. As
for Balls to the Wall sports.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Justin Herbert and the Los Angeles Chargers will host Bo
Nix and the Denver Broncos in an AFC West Clash
on Thursday night football at SOFI Stadium. Nicks has completed
sixty three point six percent of his passes for two
nine hundred and seventy two yards, twenty touchdowns, and eleven
interceptions during his rookie campaign. The Broncos are currently the

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sixth seed in the AFC at.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
Nine to five.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
The Chargers in our having lost three of their last four,
and sit in the final AFC wildcard spot at eight
and six. Herbert is thrown for twy nine hundred and
fifty nine yards, sixteen touchdowns and two picks in his
first season and head in head coach Jim Harbaugh's offense.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Bronco's defense is really good.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Their pass defense is, if not the best in the NFL,
one of the best.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I think Sirtan is out.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
I think he got injured last week, but they're still
really good they I think bo Nix is an example
of like you saw Caleb Williams not advance at all
all season.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
He never got better. Look at bon Nicks.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
He started just like Caleb did, stumbled out of the gate,
and then he took off. He's having an unbelievable rookie year.
And I think it's just an interesting comparison between the two.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
Aaron Rodgers says he's ready to be a mentor. The
jets starting quarterback said after Wednesday's practice that if the
Green and White were to draft a rookie signal caller,
he'd be.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Willing to take him under his wing. Doesn't he kind
of have to?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
He didn't do it with Jordan Love.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
Rogers was quick to say that he would also try
to play as well as he could to keep the
rookie on the bench. The forty one year old is
on record saying if you were to keep playing in
twenty twenty five, he would prefer it to be with
the Jets. New York is four and ten and currently
projected to have the eighth overall pick in the upcoming draft.
Gangreen hosts the Los Angeles Rams on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
He also talked about when he found out that Jordan
Love was drafted that he started drinking like a lot
because of the He felt like that was they were
not believing in him or whatever, and you're like, so
now you're like, but I also want to be at
I think the man AMCT. He's a maniac.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
Yeah, got issues and that's your balls to the wall sports.

Speaker 7 (34:19):
I'm Lindsay in ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
M Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine

(34:41):
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Speaker 8 (34:50):
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Speaker 7 (35:09):
Good Luck, Good.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Morning, Gimpy, Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
There's an all new iHeartRadio wap out there. Oh my goodness.
You can still listen to us on it, and you
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Speaker 2 (35:23):
Let's see what Gimpy wants to talk about.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Crown the World, take.

Speaker 10 (35:27):
My stroll hand, give train on the give train, Drown
the World, take my troll hand, get all the give trainin.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
Here comes the cripple Train.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
So today is our last show of the year, and
I wanted to do something fun and festive, So I
got a couple of things for you. Uh. First off,
here is I think I have created probably the greatest
Christmas cocktail ever. Wow, ever, and it's really really simple.
That's that's quite the accolade. That's what I say when

(36:05):
you before you get in that. What are Christmas cocktails? Like?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
What do people equate as a Christmas cocktail?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Gnp? You use something like like like eggnog is probably
the most popular one. And uh and I'm sure there's
others out there's anything that's kind of milky.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Or cranberry or cranberry.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Lots of cranberry vodka.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, sure you have all your that would work out fine.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
Colors, colors anything reds or green.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I'm just saying I can't think of besides the eggnog
one of a crisp a Christmas cocktail. So I'm intrigued. Yeah,
and and mine is is eggnog based. Okay, So I
just I made this at the house, all right, and uh,
I was like, I got this eggnog and then and
typically when you when you make an eggnog drink, what
is it typically made with corbyin do you know?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Usually a whiskey like a brown water ride.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Or a or a brandy or maybe even a rum
as well, yea conyak. Those are your typical ones that
you would normally use. Now what I used and I
created this. I used peanut butter whiskey, screwball peanut butter whiskey.
And I was like, well that's goddamn good. Okay, so

(37:18):
what I originally uses? Like I said, I used screwball whiskey.
Now here's the deal. I was gonna bring that in,
but then my old lady came over and she drank
the rest of it, which, in all fairness, it was
her bottle. She can drink the rest of it. So
without Lindsay's permission, I'm using the last of this peanut
butter whiskey that she had brought caled squirrel squirrel. So

(37:39):
we're gonna see how this works out. I mean, you
think peanut butter whiskey is peanut butter whiskey is peanut
butter whiskey. It's all the same, but you know, much
like everything else, there are slight taste differences. So not
one hundred percent on how this is going to work out,
but I think it's going to give you the same
effect regardless. So how did you come across this concoction?
I got really high one night and I think got

(38:03):
a sweet tooth, and I was like huh, eggnog in
the fridge, because I do keep eggnogging the fridge around
this time of the year. And then I look over
on the counter and I see screwball whiskey, and I says, hmmm,
I wonder how that's gonna mix together. You know, I
like peanut butter, I like eggnog. Let's mix them together

(38:24):
and find out how this is going to work out.
Can you grab me a spoon there? Question before you
while I get spoon. Have you had this since being high? Yes? Yes, yes,
and it was still good, but again it was with
the screwball, not this squirrel stuff or whatever. But like
I said, I think peanut butter whiskey is peanut butter
whisky because sometimes things taste really good when you're drunk

(38:45):
or high, and then you make it when you're normal
Pickle Martin and music, yeah yeah, and then you get
you're like, oh, that's not good at all. I think
eggnog is an underappreciated thing. I know there's some people
that just can't stand it. I had an eggnog trace
le Chase k it was phenomenal. Trace led chased cake
fls No, No, it's cakes usually soaked in milk or like

(39:05):
a uh oh, I'm forgetting the name of the type milk,
but like, and it's really gooey, and it's.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
So good with eggnog. Wow, it was mind blowingly good.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
I never really thought about that. So I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed it. So what we're to do here is
you could dress this up in any way. What I
did is I used a rocks glass. Okay, I used
rocks glass, and I didn't feel like bringing my glass
we're up here, potential breaking it or whatever. So I
just have these these here, clear solo cups that we're using.
But you can see that it separates when you pour

(39:38):
the whiskey on top, right, the peanut butter whiskey on top. Yeah,
And you can garnish it any way you want. You
could use whipped cream on top, but it would be
all right. Maybe a little cinnamon, maybe some nutmeg. I'm
just putting a dash of cinnamon on there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
So there's talking about the holidays.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
When you're drinking in the rock glass and the ice
in it. Yeah, I love sonic. I sonic ice. But
when you get a big piece of ice in there
and that's shaking in it, so I'm gonna go ahead
and give this to you. Corby. Here that's yours, and
you can make it. Here's your spoon. I don't need
to you don't need a spoon, okay, Lindsay. And then

(40:15):
this I'm an expert agitator. I don't know if you
guys know that. Yes, we are well aware of that,
Thank you sir. All right, So you can make this
at home for yourself or if you're having holiday parties
like I've got the Shenanigan's Group, that's our group of
my crew of people. We've got our Christmas party coming
up on Saturdays, so I'll probably be mixing up some

(40:36):
of this to to entertain with. What's the ratio for
those at home that are playing along the only you
can make it how you want, but to make it
fair for everybody on the show. And it is, you know,
seven o'clock in the morning. I just did one ounce
shot okay, so of liquor. Okay, So it's just poured
a little bit. You can see how much nag I
in there? What is that? Maybe three four ounces of noggs.

(40:58):
There is no recipe, say it's no rest because when
you're when you're bartending, that home by yourself.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Do you really measure everything out?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yes? You just? Okay, if I'm making a bog gatonic
or a Moscow mule, there's a certain ratio to get
it right. Okay. Most people I know just pour until
the spirit's telling the stop. Okay. So uh And with
when I made this at home, I didn't measure it out.
I didn't use one ounce. I just poured until the
spirits said no, and then I felt like that was

(41:26):
enough and it came out really well. So with this,
it was just about maybe three or four ounces a
small like a rock's glass maybe filled up most of
the way, and then top it off with some peanut
butter whiskey. And and I don't have a name for it.
It We'll just call it nutlog because it's okay, okay,
or nutter log. Well we're nooglog. Yes, we're working on it.

(41:50):
It's it's a work in progress. So Merry Christmas to
each of you. Yeah, yeah, that's delicious. It's not bad, right.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
That is delicious, right right.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I was like, this is fantastic. I want to bring
this in and I want to share it with people
because I feel something like that needs to be shared.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
A definite Holiday Rocks glass sipper.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yes, yeah, it's a sippy cocktail for sure. You're not
going to drink a lot of those. No, No, because
it's so thick, so sugary. But I mean, if you
do it right, only a few is what you really need. Yeah,
I'll say this. No, normally, when you eat, I don't
know about you guys, but when you have something you're like,
oh it's missing X, I don't taste that.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I don't know what you would add to that to
make that better.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
No, you could probably leave out the extra cinnamon that
I put in there. You don't have to dress it
up because garnish is important. It looks good for appearance
or whatever. But the eggnog has so much spice awe
in it already you really don't need to add much.

Speaker 7 (42:46):
Are you an eggnog snob?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
What do you mean?

Speaker 7 (42:49):
Like, do you have a certain brand?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
No, No, not really.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
I do like the Southern Comfort brand eggnog that you'll
find this Highland stuff at quick Trip.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Sure, because, uh, believe.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
It or not, goddamn wind Coat did not have any
I take that bay. They didn't have eggnog. They had oaknog,
and I says, I'm not exactly hippy stuff back here,
face right, there is what I made.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
People are lactose and tall at you too.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
I thought it would have been out of eggnog, and
that's what they had left.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
You would think they would have plenty.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
But I searched all up and down that whole dairy aisle,
that son of a bitch, and past the creamers, past
the milk. I was like, ooh, they're nope, that's buttermilk,
you son of them. Yeah, listen, I don't know if
you guys know this, but they try to time the
amount of eggnog they have because they don't want to
have more than they need because for some reason, after
December thirty first, people are out of the eggnog business,
which is crazy. Eggnog is good all year round. I

(43:44):
just feel special. I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I don't want it in July.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
We make a good summer drink, but like maybe waking
up and having one would be all right or whatever.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Broms bromsggnog.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
I love it, and their ice cream very ice.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Creaming, all right. So I knew that we can't sit
here and just talk about a beverage for fifteen minutes
we probably could go ahead.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
Do they make an eggnog coffee creamer?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Oh, of course, Okay, I've never seen one, but of
course they do.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
I want one now during this I don't know if
I like it.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
But I hear you it's like takes some regular eggnog
and drop that coffee instead, you know, instead of a creamer,
which is gonna be it's gonna be a lot thinner
if you notice that, like creamer is a lot thinner
than regular milk or whatever, like whole milk. So I
would just drop the nog on that. Some people texting
in the nutty nog I like that, which I would
say the naughty nog. Okay, naughty, right, yeah, yes, the

(44:35):
butter nog, which I would say that butt or nog.
I would like butt. Yeah, it's kind of funny. Okay.
Somebody texted in and said Mason Jar cinnamon apple cider.
Now I have had apple pie before during the holidays,
like an apple pie moonshine type of thing. Huh. So
I guess I could see that as a holiday type
of alcoholic beverage. Yeah, a really strong one, but it

(44:58):
fits because it's got the centiment peppermint martini. I have had, okay,
at the holidays, I think that'd be too much, but
I don't like mint cocktails. Rumplements ruined that stuff for me, disgusting.
I do have a question that I want to pose
for you guys, and there's no cheating, no googling. Okay,
all right. This was another half baked idea that I

(45:19):
came up with at the at the Cowboy Cup. Me
and Brady kind of you know, we were sitting around
talking and I posed this question and we were both
kind of dumbfounded, I really and so I did some research.
So the question that I'm posing to you two is
what is Missus Claus's first name? Santa Claus has a
couple of different names. It goes by Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick,

(45:40):
or Chris Kringle, but nobody ever mentions Missus Claus's first name.
And I did the research. That's why I said, don't
google it. I don't need you all ruin this for me.
But what is Missus Claus's first name?

Speaker 7 (45:54):
Can you give us the first letter?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
No? No, no no no no no no no. Obviously
you don't know which, but if you were to guess.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
My first thought was Martha.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Okay, m hm. She seems like a Martha, And where
does that come from?

Speaker 7 (46:10):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Okay, I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Mary Joe. Okay, Mary Joe Kringle or Mildred Okay, both
are our good guesses. However, that is not correct. Now,
Apparently missus Claws has has gone by a couple of
different names, and the most popular one out there that

(46:37):
I found when talking to Brady about this at the
Cowboy Cup is Gertrude missus Clause exactly, Gertie Klaus. That's
the exact same thing I said, Gertie Klause, what the hell?
And that comes from a guy who wrote a book.
Reese was his name, and he introduced her first name

(46:58):
as Gertrude. Gertrude. So I'm like, all right, I don't
like that, but it is what it is. But the
further you dig into this missus Clause, there's many other
names that she went by. Jessica is another name that
she went by to spell with a G because you're
doing Chris with a K, like that feels a little unique.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Oh, that's traditional with a J. Jessica.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
She also went by Mary Jessica, Mary Maya Matha without
the r Matha Matha, Anna Win and Layla. So here's
a hot take. Uh huh. Missus Clause was never really
a thing. Okay, that was even after Coca Cola, you know,

(47:43):
really made it a thing. I have this theory that
they just added missus Clause to make it more family
centric because he can't be single. That's fair. And also
to prove my point that missus Clause is second place,
maybe even fourth. You go to houses and people have
like nutcrackers, and they have snowmen, and they have jetties
and all. You ain't gone into a house where they

(48:04):
collect missus Claus missus Claus. But I like where you're
going with on this one, because you mean same direction
in the boat, right. Missus Claus needs an origin story,
all right, and there's so much variety in names, like,
they can't lock it down right. So here's what I've
come up with.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
The Westresses, here's what I've.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Come up with, travels out a zip code a lot.
Missus Claus was young one time in her early twenties, Okay,
went by the name of Laila. Missus Claus kind of
got down on her luck. Layla got down on her
luck and started hooking. Okay, she started hooking. She needed
to make some money, so she started prostituting herself out

(48:45):
to make that Christmas cash. Right. So Santa Claus is
delivering toys. He's a busy guy. He's going all over
the world. He's delivering toys to every boy and girl
that needs a break.

Speaker 9 (48:57):
Man.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Listen, I just flew out of Japan or you know,
Ukraine or whatever, and uh, I need some action. I
need something to keep me going. So he swings down
south in to East La, right, and that's where he
stucks across Layla the prostitute. Okay, and he's like, O, hey,

(49:19):
how you doing. I feel like ho ho ho is
enough of a salutation, tad another two feels like I
expect saying it to have a better game. You know. Listen,
he's he's he's tired, he's he's in a sack.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
He got a game.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
It's massive. He needs he needs something. So he stops
and he sees Leila, and he picks Leila up, and uh,
they have some fun. He dumps her back on the corner,
goes back to deliver west. He's one of some cookies,
and then three hundred and sixty five days go by,
he's out delivering again. He's coming in fresh from Australia

(49:56):
and he's like, oh man, remember that gal back in
East La, Layla, Layla? Yeah, that's her name, Layla. I'm
gonna go visit her again. All right? Cool? So he
goes by and he picks her up again. They have
a great time. So now they're developing a bit of
a relationships. Netflix movie should be starting very well, should be.

(50:17):
So he picks up Layla. They do their thing. He says, hey, Layla,
how would you like to come back here with me
and get off the streets. And she's like sure, why not?
So he takes her back to the North Pole right,
and he's like, listen, I don't need all these little
midgets around here knowing that you're a street walking horr
that I picked up in East La. Can't be calling

(50:39):
you Layla. We're gonna have to call you something different.
What do you suggest, Jessica? Maybe I don't know about
all that. How about Martha? I don't know. It just
doesn't sound right. Maya too close to Layla. Remember you're
not a street walking horror anymore. You need to be pristine.
You were Santa Claus is new old lady. All right,

(51:02):
how about Gertrude? And then she says, well, I can't
be Layla. I might as well be Gertie.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
As long as you call me whore in the sheets,
call me whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Absolutely so ever, since then, Santa Claus took Layla off
the streets, turned her into Gertrude, fattened her up, made
her a homemaker. She takes care of the elves and
the reindeer, and make sure he's taken care of as well.
And then that's how you got Missus Klaus. What a bizarre,
complete opposite direction about the spirit of Santa. And also

(51:36):
it took on a weird beauty in the beast field
and also he imprisoned a woman that he could keep
his sex slave. Very bizarre. Nobody ever said Santa Claus
was one hundred percent good. No, I think everyone says
that Santa Claus minus the captivity of els. And this
could go into another direction, that Santa and Missus Claus
are spies because they have so many different aliases and

(51:58):
so many different names. And you're sneaking into your house.
The the Illuminati man the world government that controls everything. Absolutely,
that's that's mister and Missus Clause. Stick with egg nog recipes,
don't stick with Christmas stories whatever. Now you know missus
Claus was a whore. Be brown.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
The world takes my strong hand.

Speaker 10 (52:23):
Oma, give train Holma, give train hand.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
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(53:06):
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You predicted twelve, got thirteen. Lindsay predicted fifteen and has twelve.

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Speaker 2 (53:28):
Decide who's going to be your clue giver.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Whoever gets the most right wins tickets to the PBR.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Jonathan? Jonathan?
How are you today? Do you good about yourself? Jonathan?
Who do you want to give? Clues?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Lindsay or Corbyn?

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Goil Corbyn Jonathan. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
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was an arcade game in the eighties that had a
reptile that it would have to cross the road. Is
that foger? Correct? This is zero one zero one zero one.
Computers use that's known as date. You've got date right,

(54:08):
but that's not the correct term.

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The letter before b add that to the end.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Data. There you go. Uh. There's a place called the
blank hut. And you put these on your eyes to
block the bright star sunglasses. Correct, boys have these. It
also goes on pizza. It's made from pigs. Bacon, yes,

(54:36):
but what's the ground beef thing? That ground pork thing
that people make tep Bernie that goes it's like bacon.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
It comes from pork. The Mexican version is called torriso.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Sausage. There you go. If you need an allergy shot.
They give you a four is what we got, Jonathan.
Let's see if that's good enough for the wind. Hang
on the line.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Okay, yes, sir, good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
What is your name? Just Justin? How are you today?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Will?

Speaker 3 (55:13):
How are you? Justin?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
You got to beat four?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Are you ready? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (55:17):
Here we go, Justin. Honey Booboo's mother she would from
not from from not to hot.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (55:33):
Okay, it's the month before July.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
Okay, and the opposite of dad, you and mama.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Ye yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (55:46):
This is a spice.

Speaker 8 (55:48):
Also, this is something that someone might burn in your
house if you think it might be possessive.

Speaker 7 (55:57):
Yes, uh huh.

Speaker 8 (55:58):
If you cut yourself and then you you pick this scab,
it might leave this.

Speaker 7 (56:05):
Huh uh. This is something you put on your refrigerator
to hold things up.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Magnet.

Speaker 8 (56:11):
Yes, this is a dating website dot com. Uh it's no,
it's uh. You pay and oh you light one of
these to light your cigarette?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Stroke a Oh come on, man, I got a tie?
How much you got gimp?

Speaker 3 (56:32):
All right?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
So listen, Justin.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
We've got a tie, which means you've got to try
and get as many right as you can. In fifteen seconds.
If we have another tie, no one wins. Okay, all right,
so let me get the timers set up here. Fifteen
seconds will be on the clock, and then we'll go
to Jonathan. He's got to do the same. Here we go.

(56:55):
Are you ready? Ready? Okay? Right?

Speaker 8 (56:59):
Doctors and dentists put these on their hands before they
put their hands in your mouths.

Speaker 7 (57:06):
What kind.

Speaker 10 (57:09):
Not trial?

Speaker 8 (57:10):
Yes, say it again, the whole word. This is a
gun used in.

Speaker 7 (57:18):
Mass shootings usually fifteen. No, that's another one.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Another one time time time time. One is what you
got in the extra round. Hang on the line there, Jonathan. Okay,
I'm sorry, justin. Hang on line. Oh and Jonathan's gone.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Oh no, congratulations justin because Jonathan's gone. So you are
going to win.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Friend, good, good room. We didn't need him anyway.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Hang on line so you can get your tickets, buddy.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
That's too bad. Uh.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
This is a piece of tinder that's got a chemical
on the end.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
You strike the side of a box to light a
fire with it. Uh. This is think of a kalishnikov.
It is a type of long rifle, Russian version of
an skas. There you go, AK forty seven street Sweeper Yeah,

(58:16):
this was.

Speaker 8 (58:17):
The when you're getting a shot, it would be considered
what into your arm an ouch?

Speaker 7 (58:24):
Yeah, big time? Get away from me?

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Yeah, what would you do? Gimp? Oh? When we put
prisoners to death, we use lethal.

Speaker 7 (58:33):
Blank good, perfect injection.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
That's why I have won all the games.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
God damn man, you are sufferable.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Yeah, once in ten years has anybody swept all the
games in one year? Usually it mixes people up. You
take my trophies, right, so those are last year's trophies.
Those aren't yours. You said that we're using the same
ones this year. No, they have the date on that.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
I know.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
I thought that was retarded. I've already ordered. Well then,
well then say something when you think it's retarded.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Don't just sit there. No, those are not your trophies.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
Give them it's trophy back.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
They give you nothing back. Take a break now, the
final record, all right, comes out with me nineteen Corbyn
has thirteen, Lindsay moves to thirteen. Good morning, It's the

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Speaker 2 (59:45):
Let's see what ghipbie has in his four x four
all It says here that the the OJ is suing CDs.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
The Department of Justice is accusing pharmacy Chage CDs of
illegally dispensing massive quantities of opialoids in the name of
profits over public safety. The lawsuit filed yesterday says for
more than a decade filled dubious prescriptions for controlled substances
that had no real medical purpose. ACBS spokesperson denies the claims,

(01:00:15):
calling the suit misguided and a dilemma for pharmacists who
are already second guessing about filling prescriptions for opioids. Yeah,
you'll get up. I'll get up. We'll be an arcana.
All right? What else we got here? The USDA declares
murder hornet eradicated from the US. The Washington Department of

(01:00:36):
Agriculture and the US Department of Agriculture says repeated trapping
hasn't found any northern giant hornets. They attack and kill
other bees, including honey bees that are key pollinators. Now
they can also swarm and attack people. The first detected
in Washington in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
They are massive.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Oh yeah, when you see a picture of you're like
and they just haven't seen one birds, right, Do you
see a lot of bees out around this time? But
of course they've been tracking them, so.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
No, you're tracking a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Right right, We'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
They're coming for you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
What else we got here? California declares a state of
emergency due to the bird flu. California Governor Gavin Newsome
has declared a state of emergency due to the rapid
spread of the H five and one bird flu. California
is the most effective state, with outbreaks among cows, poultry,
and now some humans. The CDC reports fifteen other states

(01:01:39):
also have confirmed cases. Recently, a person in Louisiana became
severely ill from the virus. In the last month. Bird
flu has impacted over fourteen and a half a million
birds across fifty four commercial farms and forty backyard flocks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Is it one or is it bird fluw.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
H five in one which is the bird flu? Yesk
H one one is the coronavirus. No H one N
one is swine flu. Swine flu.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Yeah, well, I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Look and see what the what the symptoms are for
H for the well bird flu fever, okay, cough, sore,
throat runnier stuff he knows, muscleakes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Oh, fatigue, I'm tired, red eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Oh god, it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Feels like every sickness I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
All of them, they are all the same. These are
the progressive symptoms difficulty breathing or shortness of breath, chest pain, pneumonia,
acute respiratory distress, syndrome, sepsis wow. Some of the least
common symptoms nausea, vomitine or diarrhea. Neurological symptoms like confusion
or seizures. When I get something wrong, I'm being like, sorry,

(01:02:45):
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the NSU Disc Golf Disc Gold Team, Riverhawk Esports, and
the NSU fishing team who.

Speaker 8 (01:03:43):
The Giants will be starting a different quarterback in Week sixteen.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
Head coach Brian Dable.

Speaker 8 (01:03:47):
Has decided quarterback Drew Locke will start Sunday's game against
the Atlanta Falcons. He said Locke should be okay before
the twenty eight year old practice for the first time
since removing his walking boot. Locke did not playing last
week's game due to a heel injury and was also
dealing with a left elbow problem. Veteran Tim Boyle finished
the game after Tommy DeVito was knocked out during the

(01:04:09):
first half.

Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
New York is.

Speaker 8 (01:04:11):
Two and twelve and projected to have the second overall
pick in the twenty twenty five NFL Draft.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
So Pinnix will be the starting quarterback for the Falcons
in that game. There was a story yesterday that broke
that he hasn't thrown to the first string receivers all season. Okay,
like he's not taken reps with first the first guy,
steering practice or anything at all. He hadn't played at
all yet this year. Hasn't right, but I would think

(01:04:37):
they would rotate him in at least a couple times.
Why do that? We got our main guy, right, here.
He's not gonna fails.

Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
Two of the jaguars top offensive players had surgery this week.
Quarterback Trevor Lawrence and tight end Evan Ingram had shoulder procedures.
Jacksonville coach Doug Peterson said the two players are expected
to participate in some offseason activities in the spring.

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
Lawrence was dealing with a left ac spring and Ingram
had torn his left labrum.

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
The Rangers continue to make deals in hopes of shaking
up their season. General manager Chris Drury announced Wednesday that
the team has acquired defenceman Will Borgan the third, a
third and a sixth round pick in the twenty twenty
five draft from the Seattle Kraken in exchange for forward
cap Okeiko.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
The twenty three great Name.

Speaker 8 (01:05:29):
The twenty three year old was selected by the Blue
Shirts with the second overall pick in the twenty nineteen draft.
In six seasons, he has sixty one goals and seventy
assists for one hundred and thirty one points in three
hundred and thirty career games. And that is your Balls
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all right, little conspiracy theory Thursday for you whistle blowers.
In the most recent Willer Willer Willer whistle blower death,

(01:06:57):
the guy who is the whistleblower on an AI has
been found dead in his San Francisco apartment. The body
of twenty six year old Secure Bali was found on
November twenty six after police received the call asking officers
to perform a wellness check. He was a researcher at
Open AI for four years. He had publicly spoken out

(01:07:18):
against the company's practices. In the months leading up to
his death, he alleged open ai violated US copyright law
and developing chat GPT. Open Ai has been fighting a
number of lawsuits related to data gathering practices, and police
have ruled out ruled his death a suicide and say
no foul play is suspected, which probably feels like a replay.

(01:07:43):
Like I've said that before. If you're unfamiliar with some
people that were whistle blowers, these are some. I don't
know if Jeffrey Epstein is a whistle blower. I think
we thought he was going to be a whistleblower, right.
You never got the chance to to me when you're
about to go to prison and then you start telling
on people. I don't know if that's a whistle blower. No,
that makes you a rat fink. Yeah, sure, but he was.

(01:08:08):
He was ruled a suicide, but nope, there was no
foul play expected as suspected. But I think we all
think that, right, So I don't know if Jeffrey Epstein
is considered a whistle blower. But Karen Silkwood, she definitely is.
She was a chemical technician at KERR McGee plutonium plant
here in Oklahoma. She exposed safety violations and contamination at

(01:08:31):
the plant in like the sixties, I think, or the
early seventies. Great movie if you haven't seen it, and
she died in a car crash while reportedly carrying evidence
of misconduct.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Documents she claimed to have were never found. Interesting seth Rich,
DNC staffer allegedly linked to links leaks of DNC emails
to wiki leaks, was never proven.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Though he was murdered in what.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Policed to described as a botch robbery and obviously conspiracy.
Theorists say it was something else. John Ash, former president
of the u in General Assembly. He was linked to
a corruption scandal involving a Chinese businessman. He died from
a crushed throat. Officially ruled an accident.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Sure it was, how do you accidentally crush your throat
a block falling on my face?

Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
Right, fellow me?

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I said, I would have to fall on your throat,
But yeah, I'm thinking maybe a slip and fall and
like hit it on like a like a beam or
something like that.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
I think something has to land on it, crushing my
hands around your throat exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Doctor David Kelly, he was a British weapons expert. He
questioned the UK government's justification for the Iraq War. He
was dead and an apparent suicide. Weird, there's the theme
happening here. I don't know if we're catching it. Car
wrecker suicide, right. Michael Hastings. He exposed misconduct in the
US military and government. He died in a fiery crash

(01:10:14):
under suspicious circumstances, with some suggesting the vehicle was tampered with.

Speaker 7 (01:10:20):
No breaks.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Sergei Maninski he exposed massive tax fraud involving Russian officials.
He died in prison under harsh conditions. Widely to believe
to be murdered.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
That one, you could probably argue was could have been
some prison justice maybe orchestrated, you know, like kill that
guy and will lessener. Since who knows, but to me
in prison it feels a little different. Philip Marshall. He
wrote about alleged connections between the US government and Nine
to eleven. He was found dead with his two children
and an apparent murder suicide. Danny Cassilaro covered links between

(01:10:58):
the government, organized crime, and fraud. He was found dead
in a hotel bathroom with slashed wrist. Ruled a suicide
Frank Olson. He allegedly wanted to expose unethical experiments, including
mk ultra. He was a US Army biochemist that was

(01:11:18):
involved with the CIA. He fell from a hotel window.
Ruled a suicide. Fell quote unquote, fell from a window.
I am someone who believed, Listen, suicide's a real thing.
So I'm not done by the way. So either suicide
is common, right, and we just don't report it enough.

(01:11:40):
Therefore it feels like an anomaly, or whistleblowers conveniently kill themselves.
It's just so much pressure to hold those secrets down.
I think there's definitely guilt, and we were trying to
make people believe and people tell you you're lying, and
there's threats maybe, and I'm sure there's some. Maybe I
should just end it. I don't want to put all

(01:12:01):
this pressure on my family. Like I'm just saying that,
I could see some mental aspect that comes along with
mental with whistleblowing, that makes you want to kill yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
I can draw that connection. It happens a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
So to me. Once or twice you're thinking, yeah, but
when it happens, I'm on number ten.

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
Yeah, and in those crazy ways.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Right, cutting your own wrists in the bathtub, right right?
Did he I'd like I'm interested to know when he
cut his wrist? Did he go across the street or
down the road, because everybody knows if you're going to
kill yourself, you don't go across the street. You gotta
go down the road.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I don't know if everybody knows that, but I hear
what you're saying. Those that have researched didn't planned it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Yeah, now you know. Uh. Gareth Williams he was a
British intelligence officer. He allegedly discovered sensitive information about international surveillance.
How do you think he died a fiery car crash?

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
Good one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
He was found dead in a locked Duffel bag in
his apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Officials ruled it in an accident.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
No foul play is suspected.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
How did he lock it?

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
See right there? That should prove it's not suicide.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
William Cooper He was a radio broadcaster and conspiracy theorist.
He claimed to expose government secrets, including UFOs and covert operations.
He was shot dead by during a police standoff. Mm hmm. Convenience.
Karen Wetterhand not dry armor or wetter hon She was

(01:13:46):
a scientist studying mercury toxicity. She uncovered dangerous practices and
chemical safety. She died from mercury poisoning after a lab accident.
Some believe it was sabotage. I mean, if she's aware
of the dangers, it feels reckless that she died. But also, eh, yeah,

(01:14:07):
it's like a skydiver diet nying from a shooting out
open You're.

Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
Like, well, yeah, play with fire burned.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Somebody attacked it in about the how do you crush
your own throat? Autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong? Didn't really think
about that, but I guess I could be done.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
But I don't know if you crush I mean, I
guess that's a potential outcome of that, but I would
think more of an asphyxiation loss of oxygen would be
the reason of your.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Desk, right, and it would probably be listed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
How gimpy looked us up. So and I'll keep going.
But pounds per square inch for crushing a throat?

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
How much energy or effort does it take to crush
someone's throat? Like how much pressure? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Okay, I mean I think PSI did I mention Epstein, Yes,
of course I did.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
It was literally the first one h Alexander Pleckny. He
was a Russian businessman. He provided evidence of Russian money
laundering to Swiss authorities. He oddly collapsed and died while
jogging in the UK.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
There were traces of rare poison. They believe it was
an assassination.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
It says here it takes four point four pounds of
pressure placed on the jugular for ten seconds. That's necessary
to cause and consciousness. Thirty three pounds of pressure while
the trachea is required to completely close it off or
in this case, crush it. So I don't know, I
don't don't they make tools like that. You can like

(01:15:37):
check your grip and see how much pressure you got
behind you. Yeah, I'm I'm gonna look it up real quick. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Thirty three pounds of pressure can be understood by it's
the way to four gallons.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Of water, okay, or a small dog or.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
A heavy duty bowling ball.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Rule for a rule. Yeah, so some normal that says that,
if distributed over an area, thirty three pounds per square
inch is the same as the pressure applied by a
large puss per person's foot in a standard shoe while walking. Okay,
that makes sense. All right, Okay, here's your foot on

(01:16:23):
a neck. This is it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Opening a heavy door.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
That's how much it takes. Oh okay, like maybe like
the only one I can think of is like the
doors at the dust Bowl. Those are some big heavy doors. Okay,
So okay. The average human grip strength a man is
seventy two, a woman's forty four. Okay. Sean Horror He

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was a journalist and News of the World reporter. He
exposed the phone hacking scandal involving Rupert Murdoch. He was
found dead in his home. Guess how he died suicide,
of course. Alberto Nisman. He was a prosecutor in Argentina.
He accused the Argentine government of covering up a terrorist bombing.

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He was found shot in his apartment the day before
presenting evidence.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Ruled a suicide.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Suicide by gunshot to the back of the head. John Lang.
He claimed police were targeting citizens for profit through illegal
towing schemes. He was found dead in his home after
a fire. He had previously posted videos of alleged surveillance
and expressed fears for his life. Seth abrahams Abrabson. He

(01:17:42):
was a journalist and researcher. He compiled multiple cases of
whistleblowers and activists worldwide who died under suspicious circumstances. After
exposing corruption and misconduct, the Tali shushoff of Belarusian activists
and head of an organization helping dissidence from Belarus, he
spoke out against the Belarus government. He was found hanged
in a park.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
They ruled it a suicide, of course they did.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
If you're going to hang yourself, would you do it
in a park?

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
I guess if you want to be found easily. If
I'll come back to that, okay. Bernatine wisnat junior federal
prosecutor in Florida. He was investigating visa and voter fraud cases.
He was found dead on a beach with head trauma.
So would I want to hang myself in a public park?

(01:18:30):
Let's is every whistle blower telling the truth? So far
as one they're blowing the whistle?

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Maybe maybe not. Let's just for conversation's sake, say half
of them aren't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
They're just distressed employees, nutcases. Whoever, Right, Let's just say
there's a chance that that's the thing. If I wanted
to further tell that story, What would you do?

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
Oh yeah, make it public, kill yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Absolutely, it makes it, puts it under more scrutiny, almost
makes it more valid.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
So I'm not saying that's what happened in all these cases.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
But if you were about the jig was about to
get up, right, and you wanted to seal the deal,
if you're a nutcase that would do that, it's not
a far leap that you would want to end your
own life to sell the story, right right. I was
just thinking in a public place like that, like most
of those hanging suicides end up like at home, in

(01:19:28):
the garage, at whatever closet whatever. With a public park
like that, though, you'd think that there's enough people that
would walk by and seeing you taking your rope, throwing
it over a tree, lamb, climbing up on the stool,
you know, putting it around your neck. There are a
lot of the steps that go into it to hang yourself,

(01:19:49):
and then there would be people that would stop you.

Speaker 7 (01:19:51):
Not if you do it in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Even then the place is not dead completely, right, the
traffic slow down tremendously, but there's still homeless people out
there night owls. Think of your tweakers of the night
that are just out running around because they're high on
meth and they can't sleep. You see what I'm saying.
You would think that any one of those could walk
by and be like, hey man, what are you doing?

(01:20:13):
Or call the police. I mean, I think it's possible
that there are people around that could see something. But
if I wanted to be covert at night, I could,
right And I don't think you're taking a stool out there.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
You might just climb a tree. You don't need a
lot of height to hang yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I guess now you just need enough force on the drum.
You don't even need enough force.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
You just need to not be able to get your
feet touch the grounds ground, you know, even.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Just tippy tools. And I guess, like, okay, public Park,
I think of like Haky or no, excuse me, Hunter
Park down here right where you know they got the playgrounds,
they got the dog park, they got all this open area,
but there's also wooded area out there, so right well,
and you think public Park and you think you know
the park from the Outsiders where Johnny died, right Like,

(01:20:55):
that's not the same central park. You know, stuff like
Mohawk Park, like massive park. Yeah, but yeah, and there's
plenty of wooded area, plenty of trees, plenty of places
to go where you would not be seen. So I
guess it's possible. It just seems weird. So to me
for Conspiracy Theory Thursday and whistleblowers is one are they
telling the truth? That's a conspiracy, right? And the other

(01:21:16):
is did somebody kill them to shut them up? I
think that's I but you know, I don't think it's
one hundred percent true.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
There's no way to know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
We will know because the person who did it or dead.
And even if it isn't true, it just takes one
of them to be true for you to then question
all of them. It's a good it's a good conspiracy
whistleblowers becoming one of my favorite ones. We'll take a break,
we'll be back.

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Conspiracy Theory Thursday, a very reliable psychic has stepped forward
and it has made a prediction for next year. Ooh,
this psychic has predicted that twenty twenty five will be
the year aliens make physical contact with humans, saying they
no longer fear us. I would think, if they're super beans,

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as they've been alleged to be, why would they fear us? Right,
if they're so superior, this psychic says, aliens will no
longer hide from us. They know they have been subjected
to being captured by people in power, but they mean
no harm. Just as they helped us build civilization many

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years ago, they will help us stop destroying our planet
through climate change. This psychic says that we can expect
a rise in UFO sightings earlier in the year, followed
by increased direct contact by the end of twenty twenty five. Okay,

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we will see big increase in them in our skies
and eventually in our lives, the psychic says, emphasizing their
mission to guide us towards saving the planet. Known for
her previous predictions, including claims of spotting an angel in
the final photograph of Queen Elizabeth I, the Psychic's latest
forecast has got many people believing she's accurate and also

(01:23:42):
she's full of it, to which I say, she's full
of it. Yeah, I am not someone who believes in psychics.
I'm just not.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
There's just not the pedigree there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
I love the idea of ho that somebody and maybe
you two someday has the ability to forecast things that'll
be fantastic. Looking at the Queen's final photo, I don't
see no angel except for the queen herself. Hey, now,
she was not an angel.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
That depends on what your definition of an angel is.
It's quite subjective there.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
I guess you're right. I guess you're right. She helped
the many, many, many, many many people. Absolutely, she also
persecuted many, many, many people. Exactly how much good does
one have to do? I think your good has to
outweigh your bad, you know, And I think if you
kill your daughter in law, that kind of negates all
the good that you've done.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
There is no clear evidence that she did.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
She did not do it with her own hands. There's
no clear evidence she ordered it. It could have been
done without her knowledge. Absolutely, it could have been Chuck's idea.
Who knows. But fingers are pointing back at you, Queeney.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Mother Teresa also had some track records of things that
are questionable, right right, She's a damn saint sure.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Just saying that, like everybody deals with their bad stuff.
Ain't nobody a saint.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
Mother said, Ain't nobody perfect? Ain't nobody perfect? The pope
is the pope perfect? I want to say some of
them because that last one, what that creepy looking some
bitch man, the one that kicked out you know, he

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didn't die. No, No, they kicked him out and they're like,
well you're out, and we're getting this new.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Guy in the belief is that he was told he
had to go.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Did he just step down on his own? Would you
step down on your own if you were the friggin pope? Listen,
that's the noise I make, by the way, when I
don't want to do something. He he was the pope.
Ain't nobody gonna make him step down? Right, So he
had to choose to step down. There ain't nothing that

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could have happened in the hierarchy of the pope. Ain't
nobody telling him he has to step down? Oh, Richard
Nixon didn't have to resign either, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
No, different, anyway, different different.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
It was in a situation where you wouldn't been able
to get anything done. There's all these other x factors involved.
Uh huh, I don't know. Ever since that Pope Benedict
was appointed. Yeah, because you're not elected to that position.
I mean you're kind of elected. What kind of works
like student council. Okay, you lobby that you should or
people lobby on your behalf that you should be the one.

(01:26:47):
I just looked at him from day one and was like, ooh,
there's something wrong with that guy. That guy is not
telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth. There's
something he's got some skeletons in his closet. Every leader
of an organization is not telling the truth if you
have to step on people's throats to be of any
in a position of any power. But look at like

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popes have passed, right, look at Pope John Paul the second,
probably the most famous, most popular pope at least of
my time anyway. Now that's you look at him and
you're like, all right, that looks like a cool, wholesome
man right there. He looks like he's trying to do good.
He wants to, he wants to uphold his role as
the pope and do pope things right, he does look creepy.

(01:27:30):
I don't get that vibe from him at all whatsoever.
But Benedict shown up. Even Francis has got that kind
of a creepy look to him.

Speaker 8 (01:27:37):
But even the best pope has probably gone to the
bathroom without washing his hands and then immediately shook someone
else's eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Well, that doesn't mean anything. There's a lot of people
that don't wash their hands after they use.

Speaker 7 (01:27:49):
The bathroom, and which would make them not perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
I don't know if that's the case. I mean, you
can go down the rabbit hole of the bad things
that Pope John Paul the Second did. And because again,
you're gonna piss people off when you're a leader, so much.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
In fact that someone wanted to shoot him and they did.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
We have the Popemobile because of that. And in a
true sense of being, the Pope turned around and forgave him,
which was insane, sat down with him and was like, yo, man,
not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
I will forgive you, but I will not forget.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
You will not get best Citizen on Earth card for me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
You'll get happy Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
You won't get merry Christmas. Yeah, I mean, that is
probably the best thing I've ever seen that pope do.
There's a list of eight popes, eight of the worst
popes in church history. By the way, last time we
ever brought up the Pope or Mother Teresa, we got

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a multiple letters from one individual. Well, bring him on.
I hope you got nothing better. Let me know if
you need the address. Pope Alexander the Six he was
the He was born in Spain in fourteen thirty one,
in power from fourteen ninety two to five fifteen oh three.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Let's stop just right there for a second, just some
a footnote on that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Any pope of that time, it was anarchy.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
I would agree with you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
There was the way they did things. There was no women,
weren't even allowed to talk right right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
They say. The bad thing he did was he bought
his popecy by bribing his fellow electors. That was the
bad thing that he did. Pope Steven the Six was
in power from May of eight ninety six to August
of eight ninety seven, not that long. He says. He

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did not have a chummy relationship with his predecessors or
Pope for Moses. Sounds like a dream, yeah, it does.
When Steven came to power, Formosis had already been dead
for months, but having his enemy six feet under was
not enough punishment for the new pope. He ordered the
rotting corpse exhumed, redressed in pople robes, and placed on

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the throne to face trial.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Oh god, yeah, medieval times were not awesome, man, eight
hundred ad ain't cool.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Oh the good old days? Nope, no way, dig your
dead body up and put you on trial anyway. Literally,
diseases from fecal matter ran rampant. Trying to find one
that might be a little bit closer to times, No,
a lot of these, all of them are in the

(01:30:46):
triple digits, the fifteen hundreds, the nine hundreds.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Like this.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Pope, John the twelfth was in power from nine to
fifty five to four and he was only about eighteen
when he became the pope. And history claims that John
the twelfth ran the church in a way you'd expect
from a hormonal teenager within enormous power. An enormous power.

(01:31:16):
For most accounts, it sounds like the pope placed under
John the twelfth was part Russia's frat party, part ceed brothel.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Sure so, absolute power corrupts absolutely, and in that time
there was no checks and balances.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
They were the government, right, But you're not finding anything
from like, you know, nineteen hundreds. You know, so I
guess at some point in time they either started to
cover up the pope's dirtiness and just left it as
it is, or the pope just got better.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Well, the pope got better, but then there was different
malice that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Right right, like covering up other pope's bad stuff or
soon to be papal people. Preposterous. Yeah, the pope is
a whole rabbit hole, dude. Yeah, if you if you
ever go to Rome, people, you should absolutely go to
the Vatican. It is one of the most moving places

(01:32:11):
I've ever been to. It is earth shatteringly impressive what
they have and have hoarded there. It's crazy. And also
it's a country considered a country inside a country, right,
got its own currency and everything. Yes, they have another
army that protects them, not the knife, right, but the

(01:32:34):
Swiss Army. All Right, we gotta take a break. We'll
be back.

Speaker 9 (01:32:37):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with a Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine one
eight four six, oh K M O D. You can
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and Gimpy is thirty three and twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
And we have off air.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
We have picked weeks seventeen and eighteen because we won't
be here for that, but week sixteen Texans and Chiefs.
They play at noon on Saturday, and the Chiefs are
three and a half point favorites. Who do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Lindsay, I got the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
Okay, Gimpy, Yeah, I'm going to take the Chiefs on
that one. Then I don't know is Patty's still out
He's no, he's dressing, he's back, Okay, So yeah, we'll
see what. It's probably slowed down a little bit, but
I feel they still got in the bag. Yeah, I
think the I think they've got that short of Mahomes
getting hurt again, right, If he gets hurt, then obviously

(01:34:11):
that'll change some things that I think they're going to
keep Mahomes playing until we secure the number one seed.
If we secure the number one seed, has we need
a bit a win and a Bill's loss, right, And
if that happens, then I think the Chiefs will rest
in the last two games of the year, but Bill's
losing this weekend doesn't easily with the hottest team I

(01:34:32):
think right now. Uh yeah, so I took the Chiefs
as well. Lions and Bears. Lions are six and a
half point favorites. Keep in mind, the Lions have twenty
two players on injured reserve or physically unhabable to perform lists,
and that is by like beyond nobody's even I think
the closest is like thirteen after that players. They are

(01:34:55):
a injury ridden team. So who do you have, Lindsay,
Bear or Lions? Hm hmm, No, you have to do
the right thing, all.

Speaker 7 (01:35:07):
Right, I'll take my I'll take my Chicago Bears.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
GIMPI I'm going with the Lions on that one. Yeah,
Lion's absolutely uh. And then the other game that's happening
forty nine Ers at Dolphins. The Dolphins are one point favorites,
which means they don't know. Yeah, it's gonna it's just

(01:35:33):
gonna be end up being a close game. It's just
a game. It's just a game. I mean, you, well,
I think you could be arguing arguing Shanahan's playing for
his career, his his job very well. Maybe I think.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
That's a fair assumption.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
Uh. And that game is in Florida Tyreek Hill this week,
people are thinking that Tyreek Hill is going to.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Uh retire, but he's done.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
He's got ten kids in he said he wants to
coach all ten kids and that's gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Have to start soon, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
But Bosa's questionable on if he's going to play. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
One of the running backs is questionable.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Trent Williams went on IR yeah and said he's out
for the season. A R.

Speaker 9 (01:36:17):
He not.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
He didn't go on I R.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
They said he was out for the season. So yeah,
I think it's going to be questionable. They've got some
linemen out.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
They got a lot of people out. Yeah. You know,
I don't know where the Dolphins stand on on their folks,
but you know, either way, I know who I'm picking.
Who are you picking, Lindsay, I'm taking the Dolphins. Uh, gimpy.
I want to stick with the Niners on that one.
We got the same record. We both suck ass this year,
so let's just get it done and over with. Huh. Yeah,

(01:36:50):
I am taking the Dolphins on that one. I think
two has still got something to proved. I think he is.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
Not aware of what their record is.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
I think he thinks he's playing for the playoffs, right,
and he very well. Maybe, I gotta be honest, I
haven't been following them enough to know I can look
real quick and see.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
But yeah, they're not playing for the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
No, this is just let's round out this season and
get it done and over with. So any playoff chances
are done and over with for both of them. Yeah. So,
but I think he thinks there's still a chance, all right,
And I don't know why he's not. He's still leading
with his head right, but he is. But I think
he's gonna go crazy and try to light him up,

(01:37:38):
especially with the secondary problem that Samrus had with injuries
and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
So we'll just have to wait and see.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Keep in mind, Tyreek Hill hasn't had a catch over
thirty yards since week one.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
I think it was week one or week two.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Yeah, the same thing happened to Kansas City. People figure
it out, right.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
The reason he had the good few years is it
took it to for people to figure it out. Well,
now he's it's figured out. Yeah, when you have crazy
good players they figured it out pretty fast. Yeah, cover
that guy, double team, triple team movie, right, jam them up,
all right. So let's see what Lindsay has for balls
to the wall.

Speaker 8 (01:38:14):
Sports basketball superstar Caitlin Clark is going to have her
jersey retired at her alma mater this season. The University
of Iowa announced Clark's number twenty two jersey will be

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raised to the Raptors on February second, or on two
to two. Clark broke the NCAA Division I scoring record
during her four years with the Hawkeyes. She also led
Iowa to two National Championship game appearances. Clark said the
honor means the world to her and she will forever
be proud to be a Hawkeye. And now it's time

(01:38:56):
for your Dallas Cowboys update to you by our friends
at Miller Lte. The Cowboys gearing up for an NFC
matchup at home. Dallas will host the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
on Sunday Night football at at and T Stadium. Cornerback
Trayvon Diggs and defensive tackle Mazzi Smith were among six
players that did not participate in yesterday's practice. Safety Malie
Hooker and wide receiver Cede Lamb were among five that

(01:39:18):
were limited during the season. The Cowboys have won three
of their last four games and sit third in the
NFC East at six and eight. If you want to
win standing room only tickets to the next Cowboys game,
open the iHeartRadio app, use the talk back feature and
tell us to give you those Cowboys tickets. And that's
your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay A ninety

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seven to five.

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Nine one, eight four six, Oh kmod. You can also
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Speaker 7 (01:40:01):
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Up got her nominated for Best Lesbian Sex Scene.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Good Morning Gimbee, Well, good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
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(01:40:50):
Congratulations Erin Wilson of Skyatok. All right, let's go ahead
and do our top list. We do it every Thursday.
This time it's Big Man Morning Show's Top list, random topics,
randomly drawn with random results.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
Now here's Corbin, Kimpi.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
And Lindsay with this week's top list. This week's top
list is top five Christmas gifts you wish you would
have gotten as a kid. Top five Christmas gifts you
wish you would have gotten as a kid, Lindsay.

Speaker 8 (01:41:21):
Okay, So I wrote these down in the order of
which I remembered them, not necessarily which upset me the most,
But as I'm looking over them, I think I know
which may have been the one that affected me the most.
But anyway, Number five a Barbie camper. My cousin got
one and I didn't. Oh yeah, yeah, the Barbie camper.

Speaker 7 (01:41:44):
And though I love.

Speaker 8 (01:41:46):
We used to go camping all the time, and Barbie's
were my go to, Like Barbie.

Speaker 7 (01:41:51):
Was everything in the world to me.

Speaker 8 (01:41:54):
We had a scary basement growing up as a kid,
and I had tons and tons of Barbies, and I
wanted a Barbie town. I mean, I just wanted I
wanted a grocery store, I wanted this, I went. I
wanted everything for Barbie. And we didn't really use much
of our basement except for we had our washer and

(01:42:16):
dryer down there, and in one part my mom as
a side job. She would frame pictures for people, and
so she had that part of the basement was her business.

Speaker 7 (01:42:26):
And then there was just this empty room. But it was.

Speaker 8 (01:42:29):
Scary down there. It was dark and musty and a basement.
And so my dad kind of cleaned out this area
and he said, here, make your Barbie town, and he
lit up in the base in the basement, and all
of a sudden, it wasn't so scary anymore because my
barbiees just made it a fun little area for me.
But this Barbie camper, when I saw the commercials for it,

(01:42:51):
was like, that's what I want. And I don't know
why I never got it, because Camping was such a
big part of my childhood and everything. And then I
remember at Christmas my cousin going, guess what my mom
and yeah, got me the Barbie camper. It's like, you
don't even like camping, why would you get one? And
I was so jealous for ever.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
These things are sixty bucks now as they are.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Oh but they're much bigger now, are they.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they were big for the time then,
but not dude, they have every mode of transportation. Don't
even go down the rabbit. But you're right. Basements were scary.
We had a basement and my brother and I would
play a game where you had to touch the furthest
wall away from the stars, and the other one would
go and turn the would get like a head start

(01:43:34):
and they'd have to try and catch you before you
got to the top and turn the light off. That's awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:43:38):
Yeah, creepy number four.

Speaker 8 (01:43:41):
A trampoline and not just one of those little ones,
a big trampoline that are still popular today. I mean
that was a status symbol if you had a trampoline
in your backyard. Everyone wanted to come to your house
if you had a trampoline. I never did get a trampoline.
And I think, now that I say it out loud,

(01:44:02):
I'm sure that's why my parents didn't buy me a trampoline.
They didn't want all the kids coming over and playing
in our backyard.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
And there's a safety issue.

Speaker 7 (01:44:09):
But yet absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:44:12):
Number three on my list, and I think this is
the one that probably affected me the most softball equipment.
I wanted to play softball, and my mind, I don't say,
never let me because she always thought, no, you'll get
hit with the ball, you'll get hurt and softball.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
So you never played.

Speaker 7 (01:44:34):
Nope, never huh. Never got to play played soccer? That
was it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Are you lesbian?

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
Why?

Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
Maybe that's why she didn't want me to play?

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
But you played soccer? Also has that cliche? Yeah, so
why would soccer be safer?

Speaker 7 (01:44:53):
No clue?

Speaker 8 (01:44:55):
And maybe it was because I was in high school
and I signed up on my own for soccer and
I wanted to play softball and elementary my neighbor, my neighbor,
they were sisters. They both played softball from a very
young age.

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Are they lesbian?

Speaker 7 (01:45:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
Do you think he would have been really good at softball?

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
I'm yeah, Well that doesn't make you good at something, But.

Speaker 8 (01:45:18):
I wanted to because they would play and they would
invite me to play and it was fun, and I
was like, I want to plick.

Speaker 7 (01:45:25):
Can I join their team? No? Can I at least
get equipment for no play?

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
I played baseball and you do get hit, you know, yeah,
more than once. I never got hit in the face
of the head though, yeah, chest leg arms and m.

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
Number two, new kids on the block bedroom a decor.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
Like what specifically?

Speaker 7 (01:45:53):
They had the drapes, they had a comforter, they had
the sheets.

Speaker 8 (01:45:59):
The only thing I did get was sheets because those
were hidden underneath my comforter and everything. But my mom
was like, absolutely not. You are not decorating your room
with new kids on the block. It's just it doesn't
look good. And my mom decorated for a living so
she was not about to do that in my bedroom.

(01:46:21):
And I was pissed because a lot of my girlfriends had.

Speaker 7 (01:46:24):
That in their room.

Speaker 8 (01:46:25):
But they can do it, why can't I? So and
then number one on my list was an easy bake oven.
I never had one, and I remember specifically my parents
telling me we have a microwave, we have an actual oven.
You don't need an easy bake oven to cook and

(01:46:47):
then I remember one time I was probably in fourth grade,
maybe elementary school for sure, I put a cookie sheet
in the microwave and it caught on fire.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
You can't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:47:01):
No, you can't do that. I didn't know that.

Speaker 8 (01:47:03):
Yeah, but I also remember saying, well, if I had
an easy bake oven, maybe I would have known that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:08):
Microwave ovens were pretty big back there. Yeah, they didn't
put them under the counter or anything. I wasn't allowed
to use the microwave because it was radiation.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
Yeah, so yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:47:25):
Or don't stand too close oh yeah, in front of it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
Yeah yeah, I was told that a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:47:29):
Yeah, don't watch, don't watch it cook.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
Yes, stand back, start the microwave back up.

Speaker 7 (01:47:35):
Yes, it'll tell you when it's done. You don't have
to watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:39):
I remember when we got a microwave and it took
up the whole counter.

Speaker 7 (01:47:42):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:47:44):
That was huge.

Speaker 7 (01:47:45):
It was huge.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
You can cook a frozen turkey in like ten minutes easy.
I don't remember doing that ever. No, I'm trying to
think of the things we use because now the microwave.
I don't use a microwave very often, if I'm being honest.
But back then, I feel like we use it a lot,
but I don't. I can't recall ever. Bacon. We would
make bacon in the microwave. My mom had like a
bacon tray. Oh, and so she would cook bacon and

(01:48:07):
it made not good bacon. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:48:11):
Frozen vegetables went into the microwave, soups and that, yeah, Oh,
and canned vegetables. I remember my mom would just open
a can of green beans or peas, especially, poured in
a bowl and put it in the microwave.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
I think microwave might be the least necessary appliance in
your home. Amen, How else are you going to heat
up in hot pockets and personal pizzas.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
In the oven? Or a toaster oven, yeah, would do
a better job.

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
We never had a toaster oven. It was either regular
oven or microwave. Yeah, we had a toaster oven too,
So we had a toaster oven. We had a microwave.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
Yeah, easy bake oven. A lot of girls wanted easy
bake ovens.

Speaker 7 (01:48:56):
Yeah, yeah, they and they still make.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
The easy bacon if they do, they even make a
different version of it for like the microwave. So it's
a little toy cardboard oven.

Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
You put it in that and then you put that
in the microwave like twenty seconds. Not the light bulb thing. Okay,
we're doing our top list. We're doing top five Christmas
gifts you wish you would have gotten as a kid.
What do you got, gimpie? Well? Number four was an
easy bake oven. I can make snacks in my bedroom.
Come on, I want them?

Speaker 7 (01:49:29):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
All right? But of course no, that's good. You can't
have one of those. Those are girls toys. You can
only make cake in it, right, yeah, the brownies and cake.
It was like a slit super thin cupcake. O. Yeah.
And later on in life after I got you know,
my kids, one my daughter won, you know, and you
eat the cake that comes with it. It's not good, No,

(01:49:51):
it is not good at all. But I'm sure as
a young tyke you know that's the probably the most
delicious baked good you'll ever have because you made it
yourself with a light bulb in your bedroom. Yeah. Now
we make other things in the bedroom with light bulbs.

(01:50:12):
What else do we got here? Come on, come on,
stupid phone, do your goddamn job.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
Number four for me was moon shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
Moon shoes if you remember those, think a'lla you know,
pogo stick, but you're they're on their feet, their shoes.
I always see them, always want them, like, oh man,
I could bounce around forever. It would be awesome. Never
did get a pair of moon shoes, even as an adult,
get an adult money, you'd think I'd be able to
go out and find a pair of moon shoes. Now
now I'm afraid I can't hurt myself on them, break

(01:50:43):
a leg or something. I do remember those. They were purple, right,
and purple and green? Okay, yeah, very very eighties colorish
number three Ninja Turtle action figures. Growing up, we had
all the Hemans and all the g I Joes, But
then the Ninja Turtles came around and I was obsessed
and all I wanted was some dang old Ninja Turtle

(01:51:05):
action figures. Did I ever get any? No? No. They
even asked Mama. One day. I was like, Hey, can
I go see the new Ninja Turtles in the theater.
She's like, yes, we'll figure it out and then plan
it out and everything. My parents were not great now
that I look back a little more, Yeah, they've got
a matinee playing at like, you know one we can

(01:51:26):
go watch that one. Never did three days later, Hey
can we go watch Ninja Turtles? Something always comes up.
Never did get to watch the Ninja Turtles. That's probably
why I've got all three of them on my DVR
right now. Never got to see them, Never got to
see in as kid. Number two is a Sega Genesis.
We had the Classic and Nintendo when that first came out,

(01:51:49):
and then Super Nintendo a little bit later after it
came out. But I really wanted the Sega Genesis. I
got to rent one one time back when you could
do that sort of thing, go to videos to do
and you rent the whole gaming console in a couple
of games and spend your whole weekend playing those games.
You know what I mean. They sends you off with
this big old suitcase with all the gear in it,

(01:52:10):
and you'd have to bring it back. And got a
second Genesis, and I love the games, and I've always
wanted one for Christmas and never never got one as
a kid. Boohoo. And then lastly, here, lastly, is any
wireless RC? All right? I always wanted the one I'm
getting tired of walking behind, right, God dang thing. Mine

(01:52:36):
was always the one that had the one button you
push it. It would just go backward and forth and backward
and forward right, or went it back that's how it
turns or whatever. Oh. It was so bad, so bad,
and all I wanted was like it didn't matter what
it was, whether it was like a bigfoot monster truck
or even just regular doom boggy or you know they

(01:52:56):
had the back in the day, it was the the Tycho,
a remote control hovercraft. I really wanted those. I just
really wanted something without a wire attached to it. Yeah.
Never did get one until I got older as an adult,
and then I go start buying my own. Last RC
I had, though, was it was a remote controlled submarine,

(01:53:19):
which was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:53:22):
Where would you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:53:24):
I did it in the backyard pool and then sometimes
we'll take it to the to like the duck pond
there and but not go too far because you know,
I can't go swimming out there to get it or whatever.
But it was still fun. Yeah, watching go and then
you hit the button and it actually you know, goes
and sinks underwater, and then you hit another button and

(01:53:45):
it lets all that out back up to the surface
and back to me. It came. It was awesome. I
loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
Yeah, he couldn't see anything under.

Speaker 3 (01:53:55):
Okay, I think it's over there somewhere. We're doing top list,
Top five Christmas gifts you wish you would have gotten
as a kid. Number five for me was a N
sixty four nice to which my parents would say, you
have an nes I don't. Well, they didn't call it anys.
You already have a Nintendo.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
You don't need another one, right, So we never got
an N sixty four. Number four a pogo ball.

Speaker 3 (01:54:24):
Ah, Yes, I forgot about the old pogo ball. It
was a ball with a platform around the middle of it,
and you bounced on it. I wonder how somebody created that,
like took one of those red dodgeball balls, and then
it's like we got this toilet seat funk. Yeah, Now,
bounce on a kid. Okay. If you know what a
bosu ball is, it reminds me of a Boso ball.

(01:54:47):
Now I now I have something like a pogo ball,
but it's for working out.

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
It's very different. Number three, as much.

Speaker 3 (01:54:56):
As I add, I would get other variations, but not
this one, and that is Optimist Prime.

Speaker 4 (01:55:01):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
I wanted Optimist Prime so bad. I would get a
couple of the other transformers. But I never I can't
even remember the name because I wanted Optimist Prime so bad.
What was that one that played the cassettes and they
come with tiny little cassettes? You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
Are you doing about micro machines?

Speaker 3 (01:55:22):
No, no, it was transformed. Was it Soundstream or something
like it? I forget the name of that particular one,
but had a little tiny cassette that you put right
there in his chesticle area. I don't remember that. So
that was number three, number two. This was a big one,
but my number one's huge, Number two. I wanted this
so bad. Eric Decker lived behind us and he had

(01:55:47):
two and everybody wanted to be friends with Eric because
he had this, and so he needed another party.

Speaker 2 (01:55:54):
He was the only kid it was. He had to
have someone else to play this with. And that was
laser Tag.

Speaker 7 (01:55:59):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
We thought it was so cool, the idea that you
could shoot but not see and it would go off.
But most of time you wouldn't even get like it
would be really hard to Now it's not like when
you go play a laser tag. Now, it's definitely advanced
in a better way. But man, I wanted laser Tag.

Speaker 2 (01:56:18):
So bad, and there was no way my parents were
going to spend the money on that same thing. For
number one, they would not spend the money on this.

Speaker 3 (01:56:27):
Forever, I got different variations of things, I never got
this accessory. I was by far. Some kids grew up
they were he Man kids, some were Transformers kids, girls
were barbies. I was one hundred percent a Gi Joe kid.
I had the cartoons would show up in my house
every week. I had a lot of the characters. I

(01:56:49):
had the military base, I had a hovercraft. But this
is what I wanted, and that is the USS flag,
the aircraft carrier for Gi Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:57:00):
I wanted it so badly.

Speaker 3 (01:57:02):
It was massive and so expensive, I'm sure, and I
never got it. I got other cool things, but not
the USS flag. Yeah it's cool because now you can
buy one on eBay for forty nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
It's a super rare toy. It's probably original and opened.

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
Yeah, they got another one here for fifteen hundred um
cheapest so far looks like forty seven sixty five pre
owned vintage two thousand and one. So it's not from
our childhood forty nine thousand dollars what So we texted
in when I was a kid. I was alone and

(01:57:43):
hungry and put a TV dinner in the microwave. And
back then they came into aluminum trays or aluminium. The
whole house got so freaking hot, so fast that it
sucked ass. My sister came home and saved the day.
I guess, wow, another one. I grew up with a
friend's dead who refused to buy a microwave. He believed
it would give his wife and daughter breast cancer. He

(01:58:05):
didn't think a gig give him and his son cancer,
but somehow it would give women breast cancer. Well, yeah,
because women are supposed to be in the kitchen. Guys
don't go in the kitchen. Come on. I wanted a
radio controlled car for Christmas. I got a remote controlled
car where there's a wire from the control to the car.
It's not the same thing, Dad, that's true. It's really

(01:58:26):
not another one green machine, big wheel with the rear
wheel steering so you can you could slide or drift.
I remember that sound wave was the transformer boombox got
it a go cart minibike. Owen, thanks for making me
feel better about my childhood. We didn't have money, but
I always seemed to have things wish. I had my

(01:58:49):
he Man figurines, Ninja turtles, transformers, and Gi Joe still
a red Rider. B begun.

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
I never wanted a be begun.

Speaker 3 (01:58:56):
My grandfather had him, so we would go down there
and shoot him m and I would There would be
nowhere I could have shot it at my house. We
lived in town, so there was no really great place
to do it, right. Not I can go down to
the park and shoot at birds or squirrels or whatever. No, No,
parents don't like that too much. Neither do the neighbors. Yeah,

(01:59:17):
but when we went to a friend's house who had
a farm, we would go and shoot babie guns, pela guns. Yeah,
all the time. We'd wear thick coats, like we would
be like, hey, bring your thickest coat, and we would
bring coats and we would play like shooting no face
mask or nothing, and we would play. And if someone
would play, they didn't have all that stuff too, damn
bad we're playing. Yeah. Also, the same house we would

(01:59:39):
do bottle rocket wars. Also the same house we would
feed firecrackers to dogs. Sounds like the Troublemaker's house.

Speaker 2 (01:59:47):
It was an attorney. No, he was a judge.

Speaker 3 (01:59:49):
I was a judge.

Speaker 8 (01:59:50):
I have a set of lawn darts from my grandfather,
Like I don't know if they were my grandpather or
if they were my dad's, but they are sharp, and
they're still in the originally.

Speaker 3 (02:00:02):
Like they're really sharp because the ones I've always seen
were there was never a point on the end of them.

Speaker 7 (02:00:06):
Only there's a point on them.

Speaker 3 (02:00:07):
The old school ones here, yeah, old yeah, steal point.

Speaker 2 (02:00:11):
I never understood the outrage about yard.

Speaker 3 (02:00:14):
I never understood that because horseshoes were far more dangerous.
I'm sure they can tell me how many people out
there were injured from lawn duards. Okay, I love that,
because I would bet it's more from horseshoes, right, Okay.
Between nineteen seventy eight nineteen eighty six and estimated go lowered,

(02:00:34):
six one hundred people were treated in hospital emergency rooms
for lawn dart injuries. The majority of victims were children,
with at least eighty percent under the age of fifteen
and more than half under ten. Injuries included punctures, lacerations,
fractures to the head, eye, ear, or face. Wow, sixty

(02:00:56):
one hundred and the span of eight years. Wow, that's fun.
Are you looking at horshoes. Yeah, I was looking. I
was looking at horseshoes. You're telling me no one's injured
playing horseshoes. Uh, No athletic endeavors ever free from risk.

(02:01:16):
Over one thousand people were hurt playing horseshoes, and almost
five thousand injuries were a result of playing billiards. Okay,
that's just normal billiards. Right, How are you you're telling
me billiards is equal to danger as yard darts. Yeah,
I guess so. Well, you can chip the ball off
the table and hit somebody in the head with it.
Come on. According to fast Med, over one thousand people

(02:01:41):
were injured while playing horseshoes in twoenty twelve. That's recent, okay,
horseshoes related injuries sore in twenty seventeen. These are just
headlines that pop up seven and fifty. How and high
are you throwing?

Speaker 2 (02:02:02):
And why are you in the way?

Speaker 3 (02:02:03):
Get out of the way, man? Of all of them?
How many people get hurt by hoverboards? Right? I am
fascinated by the billiards thing. What backyard activities are the

(02:02:23):
most dangerous? Trampolines thirty two hundred er visits per year,
monkey bars twenty eight hundred er visits per year. If
I'm being honest, percentage wise, that's pretty small. Wow. Balconies
and open porches result in twenty eight hundred ar visits
per year, slides seventeen hundred swing set swing sets about

(02:02:52):
fifteen hundred per year. Swimming pools are the number one
death among children ages one to four, besides birth defects.
People be putting those in the backyard, like you know
someone's gonna take them from it, right right? This is
the about the billiards man, it says. According to one study,
seventy eight thousand, five hundred and twenty four people visited

(02:03:14):
the emergency department after being injured while playing billiards. The
most common injuries were soft tissue contusions and abrasions. Does
that mean nineteen thousand injuries? I know what a soft
tissue injury is, but like, what are we talking about? Like, right,
a little scratch, like a bruise, right, lacerations seventeen thousand,

(02:03:35):
five hundred and twenty, So that's seventeen thousand people who actually.

Speaker 2 (02:03:38):
Got cuts lacerations.

Speaker 3 (02:03:40):
Yeah, playing pool and then being struck by a ball
or que, which you would think would be the most
common green, right, thirty nine thousand, seven hundred and five,
which makes up just over fifty percent of the injuries. Wow,
gim be, would you say you've played billiards. I've played

(02:04:01):
billiards many times. Yeah, It's one of my favorite things
to do in a bar, right, but goose great time.

Speaker 2 (02:04:06):
Yeah, I've never seen anyboddies. I've never seen blood.

Speaker 3 (02:04:11):
I've never seen billiards. Yeah, not an injury, none. I've
seen people get hit by like a ball bounce off
and hithim and go eh yeah, or a glassket broken? Sure, yeah,
but how are you gonna cut yourself? How you're gonna
get a lacerated playing pool that you need to go
to the er for real?

Speaker 7 (02:04:29):
Only if it's a you hustled me and a fight out.

Speaker 3 (02:04:33):
Well, that's not an injury from billiards though, right right,
that's because of a fight.

Speaker 7 (02:04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:04:40):
I'm gonna have to ask around. I know a lot
of people that are in leagues only how many injuries
do you have? And is there a list? But am
I gonna get all purists like wow? Man, I mean
when I play a lot my wrist like, okay, yes
you are. You're definitely sacrificing your body for the game.
All right, we gotta take a break.

Speaker 8 (02:04:57):
We'll be.

Speaker 3 (02:05:09):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (02:05:09):
It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine eight four six
oh kmod can also text BMMS and then what you
want to say to eight two nine four five. I
just emailed you guys the link so you can see
this video. This happened in Houston where people in this
barber shop just getting their hair did and a Porsche

(02:05:36):
Macon plowed through the side wall of the barber shop,
hitting an eleven year old boy who flew through the
wall and landed in the massage parlor next door.

Speaker 3 (02:05:52):
The video footage is crazy. When I saw the story,
it said, uh, car crashes into barbershop, and I thought
it was just coming through the front door. So the
whole time in the video, I'm watching the front and
it doesn't. It comes straight from the side. It entered
the strip mall through the front of a church, then turned,
drove through four interior walls and came to stop inside

(02:06:17):
a gunshop. The owner says he spoke to the man
driving the car and that he had just come from
treatment at the dialysis center several businesses over and said
he remembered backing up, then he remembered going forward, but
after that he just woke up inside the strip mall.

(02:06:42):
The owner of the barber shop said a man painting
his windows warned everyone what was happening and that it
had just struck a parked vehicle. According to police, the
child sustained internal bleeding and was in surgery. Inside the
dress shop was also hit and sent to the hospital.

(02:07:04):
Other victims suffered non life threatening injuries. No fatalities, miraculously
were reported. The video is insane. Yeah, yeah, that's nuts, dude.
I've never thought, as someone who sits in the barbershop,
what am I going to do if a car comes
plowing through? Right right right? You don't really think about

(02:07:26):
that in general, man, But I've I've been to plenty
of bars. It hasn't happened to me per se, but
some of the ones I've worked at, people have ran
through the walls there. You know. We talked to a
listener years, years, years ago who was doing karaoke and somebody,
some old lady had ran through the bar there and

(02:07:48):
he ended up getting one of his legs amputated off. So,
I mean, I don't think about it, but you don't
think about those things until it happens to you, even
then you're probably not you think about it, right, And
the kid moves. The videos wild. The kid moves. Everybody's
just sitting there. Some people get up to go see

(02:08:09):
what's happening, and they run to the front. And when
they run, Oh do they not show it on this one?
I don't think so. I mean, it kind of freezes
up there for a second, you know, and then you
see some some people scattering. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:08:27):
The other one, the one that I originally saw it
in the not edited because apparently you guys aren't capable
of seeing.

Speaker 3 (02:08:37):
The uncensored part. But in the video, they're all just
sitting there mining their own business. That you can see
the guy go hey, and people run to go help,
and the little kid slowly gets up to be like,
what's what's happening? And when he gets up, that's when
I mean, he's trying to stay out of the way,

(02:08:57):
to be honest, and that's when this car comes barreling,
barreling through. So what this guy, uh what, his blood
sugar was low and he got confused and damn just
straight through one wall all the way across the barbershop
to the next one. So yeah, his blood sugar drops,
he gets confused or passes out and just keeps on driving.

(02:09:20):
I'm imagining that's what happened. I don't know, man, I
mean they say he just left dialysis or whatever and
kind of got confused only remember certain things. It's the
only thing that makes sense. Is there when you have dialysis?
Is there much of a danger? I don't know. I
don't I've never honestly never known anybody on dialysis. The

(02:09:42):
guy that is in the chair, I mean, he's sitting
right where this car, this midsize suv comes through, and
he gets up kind of like, you know, like what's happening.

Speaker 2 (02:09:53):
And if he doesn't get.

Speaker 3 (02:09:54):
Up, oh he's dead foreshore and oddly in a Kobe
cover up. And the other guy also moves out of
the way. But I always I'm fascinated by watching people
that get hit by cars and they get up really
fast and walk and then they sit down and then
you find out like their femur's broken right right, like

(02:10:17):
they had no idea, the adrenalines just pushing them through.
I think this is a prime example of when you
see a bunch of other people run, you run too,
because that's basically what's happening here. That's why everybody got
out of the waist. Some people started moving, and then
everybody's like what's going on and got the hell out
of the way, and then power Yeah. I don't have
a counter to that. I would say maybe don't, yeah,

(02:10:40):
but I don't have Where are you gonna go? Right?
This one guy's turning, he's walking towards like he's the
slowest one, and then he realizes things are crazy. He's like,
hell no. A bunch of people come from the back
and they're like hell no. And the number of people
that just run, yeah, even after the fact, like they

(02:11:03):
keep running. One guy just nonchalantly walks back every day.
Is everything Okay? Do you go back to that barbershop?

Speaker 9 (02:11:14):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (02:11:14):
Yeah, you've heard me say this before.

Speaker 2 (02:11:17):
Statistically, what are the chances of that happening won at
all but a second time?

Speaker 3 (02:11:22):
Right? Sure be the safest barbershop in town.

Speaker 2 (02:11:25):
Now, I mean, they've got to move anyway, they're not
going to be on that location.

Speaker 3 (02:11:29):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, at least at
least they're not going to be working out of there
for a while. Anyway. This one guy who's at the
back of the barbershop. Who's like he runs into action.
I mean he full fledged sprints to the front of
the shop. Is that run into action or run for
your life? I think it looks like he's running in
to add he's not because that they don't say it.

(02:11:51):
I mean it doesn't. Everybody's kind of slow to react.
So if there's like he's in the building. Even if
you hear, hey, there's a car in the building, you go,
huh right, yeah, I guess like I'm out of here.

Speaker 2 (02:12:04):
Ever, mad for themselves, it's one of the more wild
videos we've seen.

Speaker 7 (02:12:07):
It absolutely is that poor little boy. I hope he's
I know.

Speaker 2 (02:12:10):
That says your Yeah, all right, we got to take
a break.

Speaker 3 (02:12:13):
We'll be back.

Speaker 9 (02:12:13):
If you're listening to The Big Man Morning Show, this
is Tulsa's morning show.

Speaker 3 (02:12:18):
That good morning. It's the Big Man Morning Show. We
find out what everybody learned. Lindsay, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 8 (02:12:37):
When you're in a bad mood and someone tells you
to pull that stick from your butt? I learned they
must be referencing a Billiard's injury. I also learned that
Kimpy didn't get an easy bake oven as a kid.
Now he's an adult who easily gets baked.

Speaker 3 (02:12:53):
God damn, Kimpy, what you learned today? I learned that
Corbyn's been smacked with balls all over his body. And
I also learned that you don't have to be competitive
to be the greatest game player of the year. Hold
are you Gimpy? Forty four? Forty four? Gimby has been
waiting forty four years to say I finally won right.

(02:13:14):
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Corbyn saying, make sure that just washer is.

Speaker 7 (02:13:20):
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Speaker 3 (02:13:23):
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first of the year.

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Speaker 8 (02:13:43):
For me?

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