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HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY EVE!!!! Lindsey Gets Introuble With The Law, Aliens Made Me Do It, Racist Pig Gets What He Deserves, Neck Tats For Tweens Gimpy Has A Question, We Do Our Death Pool For This Year, Resolutions As Well, Top LIst, & We Got Jail Mail!!!!

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(03:54):
to that coming up in a little bit. Lindsey comes
in barreling into the studio this morning. And Lindsay's not
a bar she doesn't barrel into rooms. No, but she
barreled into the room this morning, clearly, flustered, clearly, and
Lindsay's her fluster is few and far between, at least
right out of the shoot.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Most of the time Lindsey compartmentalizes and shoves all that
stuff way to the back.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yes, I know, it's so true.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
I know. But today something got her goat.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
She was riled up, and I was like, did the
Can we talk about it on the air and she
was like yes, And I was like, okay, I don't
want to hear another word then mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Yeah, I would love opinions on this because.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
And you're in the right spot.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, I know. Is it Tuesday, No, But uh, yesterday,
I'm driving home from work at it's exactly like twelve
o'clock and I'm driving down my normal way down eighty
first Street because that's where my neighborhood is, and there's
some construction now on eighty first Street because they're widening

(05:00):
the road. I'm well aware of it. The speed limit
on eighty first Street is forty miles per hour. I'm
following with traffic driving down eighty first Street, and I
start decelerating because my subdivision is on my left hand side,
and I see on my right a police SUV sitting

(05:25):
in the construction area. Now, at the time, it was
only twenty degrees outside, so or maybe it was because
it was noon and all the construction people were at
work or at lunch. Excuse me, but no one was
out working on the street at this time. And as
I'm coming to a complete stop, I'm probably two feet

(05:47):
in front of where the police officer was parked. And
all of a sudden, as my turn signal is on
and I'm about to turn into my neighborhood waiting for
oncoming traffic to get past me, he pulls up behind
me and turns his lights on.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
So he was behind you at this point.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Correct, about two feet behind me. And I'm like, what's
going on? I hope he'd I hope everything like I don't, yes,
so I So the car that's coming sees this police
officer put his lights on, he stops and and says,
go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
So guy, no, they sure didn't.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
So I turn in and right into the neighborhood. There
is about four free parking spots. Not it's like a
for the park or whatever. So I zip into their park.
He comes around to my window and I said, Hi,
what what's the problem. He goes, I need your license
and insurance. I said, well, my insurance card is actually

(06:48):
on my phone. He goes, oh, I can get it
from your license, lindsay. I said, okay, looks up my
license and I said, oh, okay, which I didn't know
is a thing. I thought you had to actually hand
them a card or whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
They can look it up in their system. It's mandatory.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
Now okay. So he's like, I said, what why did
you pull me over? And he said, you are going
thirty five and a twenty five And I said, oh,
I'm sorry. I was slowing down to make my turn.
It was weird. It just felt it came off weird
to me because I was slowing down.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Let me phrase the question. Were you speeding in a
construction zone?

Speaker 6 (07:30):
I mean I must have been if he clocked me.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
You know, I'm asking your pot.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
I don't think I was, but I don't know. I
wasn't looking at my because I take that way every
day and I was just following the cars in front
of me.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
I'm not hearing accountability, but go ahead.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
So yes. Well he comes back like three or four
minutes later, and he was like, Okay, no worries. One
to ten, anything under ten miles an hour isn't going
to be a ding on your license or even on
your insurance.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
No worries.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
I said, oh, okay, thank you. He goes, just sign this,
and it was he hands me this electronic booklet or whatever,
and all it is is a box for my signature. Yeah,
I sign it, hand it back, and he goes, have
a good day and just be careful on the street.
I said, we'll do, thank you. So I'm assuming I'm

(08:19):
getting a warning. Then he's like, hands me a piece
of paper like warnings. I've never gotten a warning before
with a piece of paper. You're unclear what you were
signing exactly. Yeah, he never told me what I was signing.
So I I take it and he drives off. I

(08:41):
get home. I'm looking at this and I'm like one
hundred and five dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah what?

Speaker 6 (08:49):
First of all, So I get Kevin's at home. It
was his day off, I explain him, He's like, oh no, no, no, no, no.
That feels like a shakedown, a shake down whatever. You know,
because you were at a complete stop when he comes
after you. You're less than four hundred yards from your house

(09:10):
by the time you took your turn, which he can
clearly see when he runs your driver's license, it's a
and I have a clean driving record. I I love
that argument, right right, because you done anymore. It's like
I would take it to court. No, I've gotten I've
gotten a warning before in my life. But Kevin's like,
I would take it to court if I were you

(09:31):
just show up and explain the situation. There was no
construction workers out, and you know this is the route
you take every day. You were at a stop and
then he comes after you. So it was just it
was all weird and so quick, and I didn't know
what I was signing because he never explained it, almost

(09:53):
like he was too cold to be standing outside to
explain it to me. I mean, yes, I don't know.
So the court date is on the twenty first of
this month. Yes, okay, yes, I'm wondering if I should
fight it or if I should just pay one hundred
and five dollars.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
For something you don't think you did.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
Well, I may have done it. It's going thirty five
in a twenty five.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Then when you go to court, you're there to say
you didn't do it. Yeah, right, what do you think
you'd be? I think you should just go ahead and
pay it. Why, I just don't takes care of all
the hassle and BS right reduces the drama exactly. Just
pay the damn ticket and go on with your business.
I understand it's frustrating. You probably got dinged, you know,
because traffic finds double in construction zones, you know, and

(10:44):
most of the time it's when workers are present.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
But right, there was none present that you saw if
I see them every day and no, no, that's just
because they were not there, just because.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
They weren't in front of you. Right, if there's at
least one person and sending me in a fuck exactly,
you know there's somebody in that construction zone, it's a worker.
Therefore you're gonna get dinged for double I say, and
if it was me, if I was in that situation,
it sucks. Just peel off the one oh five and

(11:14):
go on with your business, because what's you go in,
you try to fight it ravel rabble, rabble, you get denied. Boom, guilty, Sorry,
you're gonna have to pay it anyway. On your ticket,
it should note how he caught you. So if it
was his radar or there was a radar down the road,

(11:37):
just because you see him doesn't mean that's where you
got pinged. Right. Do you have the ticket on you? Uh?

Speaker 6 (11:42):
No, I don't. I left it on my kitchen counter.
But I do believe it was his radar. So is
he going like this backwards using it?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Absolutely can? Yeahh okay, well absolutely he can. Hey, people
make this mistake all the time. You think just because
you can't see them, you aren't getting radar checked. Absolutely,
it's not just in front of them, it's also behind
them as well. I've gotten stopped for that, you know,
because I was coming up and he's like, my radar
behind you, pinged you, you know, seventy five or whatever. Bad.

(12:14):
I didn't know that could happen. And I think there's
also an implication on your part that he enjoys getting
out in the cold and wanting.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
To give people tickets.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Maybe there are a few, but I think overall police
officers don't love doing that.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
It's just their job.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Well, then he could have just let me off with a.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Warning why you were breaking the law.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Because he doesn't like to give tickets.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, but that's not his job.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
But give warning warnings. I could see if I had,
you know, a bunch of points on my license or something.
And like she hasn't learned her lesson enough.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Maybe he saw you had a warning before that.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
I was slowing down coming in like.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Law, and I was at a complete stop when he
when he engaged the stop. Yes, that's not when he again,
it's not when he pinged you.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
You got caught. It's okay, I know that. I know that,
So then there it is.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
But and even if you went and fought it in court,
what evidence are you presenting to prove you weren't.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
I mean, the only thing I have is I was
at it as a stop and the whole time I
once I got in, I drive that road every single day,
like I'm used to this construction site now, and so
I slowing down. Yes, you go there because it starts
at forty you're on it's forty miles an hour down
eighty first Street. And then it says and you're coming

(13:35):
down a hill too, So.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
You have omitted on the air you are a speeder, Yeah,
on the highway.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
I'm just saying you've amitted.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
I feel like that's different.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Got a couple of texts here, people saying, you know,
one oh five sounds pretty standard, it's not double regular speeding. Uh.
If you take it to court, you'll have to pay
the one oh five plus court costs. So we'll end
up costing you more in the long run. And then
you got another one. And this says TPD, But this
is broken air that you're dealing with, right. Lindsay also
told him, Uh, TPD isn't going to allow an officer

(14:09):
to take time off for court for a speeding ticket.
You win by default, which is true. You know, if
they don't show up for court, you get the judgment
on you. But what what's the chance, you know, what
if that officer happens to have the day off or
the forces, like, yeah, go ahead, take the twenty thirty
minutes or whatever it is to go ahead and go

(14:30):
to court.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
You know, based on that information alone, I kind of
want to take my chance.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
And take your chances.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, for sure, But if your court dates at nine,
you don't get the kaid off work. Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Do you take a personal day that New year?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
You're gonna burn a personal day for ah that's wild
or a speeding ticket. But if you feel that fight it,
then fight it. Go see what happens. I'd love to
hear how that plays out. Construction zones are posted speeds,
whether workers are present or not. You got you doing
thirty five and posted twenty five before you slowed to turn.

(15:02):
He was coming after you either way. Going with the
flow of traffic isn't an argument you can use where
did it go? Yeah? Is not ignorance? Is it an
excuse according to that text? Yeah, And the argument of
I go that road every day would probably actually implicate
you further into the offense, right, because you should know

(15:24):
better you speed down this road every day.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Right right? Someone said the ticket is half a trip
to costco for you, isn't it? Absolutely? Absolutely it is.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
And if you go to court there's additional fees exactly,
so it could cost you more in the long run.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
I just go ind why is it additional fees because
they already have the court.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
It's court costs. Yeah, court costs. You know, the judge
has to get paid. The bailiff has to get paid.
You're really riled up about this, and I find it
really fascinating because again, you've admitted as you're a speeder,
and you say on the highway, but I've traveled in
with you and you've been sped with the rest of us.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
Okay, it just seemed.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
On a streets, but not on the highway. Yeah, people speed,
they just do.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
And if there's nothing that, yeah, you just got caught.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
It sucks.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
It does suck.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Somebody texts this and maybe you can clarify this can
be it's no longer for safety, it's seek and destroy.
I don't know what that means the cops are out
to get you. That that goes right in line with
the well, they've got to meet their quota. There's no
quota exactly exactly, there's no quota.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
And if there was, it would be like the end
of the I think it's end of the.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Month, maybe like sales. You know, yeah, there's a quota
right at the end of the month. You want to
make an x amount of dollars for the company or whatever.
Some people already overachievers and they want to get that
quota done in the beginning of the month, as opposed
to having a race and catch up at the end
of the month. You know what I mean? So quota

(17:02):
works either way at the first or the last of
the month. I can't believe I haven't heard that. Doesn't
he have better things to do? Argument yet? Don't you
have murderers and to go cash?

Speaker 6 (17:11):
But they got to get that construction zone paid for.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
That's not how that works, you know that, right, That's
not how that works. We have taxes, right, lindsay, you
know that's not how that we're now okay, I just
want to make sure that they don't pay for construction
by catching speeders in that zone. Right.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
And what does a speeding ticket or any traffic violation
type ticket go towards.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
I believe it goes to certain funds.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
But there's no like we've got to make that much
money so we can get a new traffic light, right right?
This Texas sixty dollars dash cam on Amazon tends to
help when cops see it. It would help you in
the events of like you can go back and be like, hey,
there was no posted speed limit except for you know,
the regular sign of thirty five an hour sign, not

(18:01):
a twenty five. That would help out. And your traffic
cam can have the speed put on it true if
you do it by yah speed.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
I have the speed on my If I didn't have
my polarized sunglasses on yesterday, I would have I have
the speed limit in my dash.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
So you couldn't see the speed limit on your car, right,
So you don't know how fast you or slowly were going. Right,
I risked my case judgment for the police. You just
admitted you had no idea how fast you were going.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
He clocked me at thirty five. I'm not going to
argue that.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Then what are you arguing.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
The fact that I got a I'm just bitching. I
guess because I was. I was decelerating coming to that stop.
I was. You weren't stop, right, But the whole road
is not twenty five, It's when the construction starts and
I was already slowing down.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
But he says, you were going how fast thirty five
through the construction A in a construction zone twenty five zone,
so he caught you. This is again to the point
from the text and give me and I reiterated, a
cam would alleviate all that issue for sure. Yeah, should
you decide to fight one hundred and five dollars ticket,

(19:17):
and somebody pointed out, that's when your fines do.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
That's not your court date.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
No, there's a court date. Or on the ticket it
said nine am in the court.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Pay pay the fine, or go to court by this date.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I think that's how that warners out. Wouldn't it be
awesome to go at nine am and then they push
the date so you've taken a day off. Hey, if
she does take off to go fight this, can we
join her like you and me just go sit in the.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
Back and leave early. Yes, it goes.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
We're here for moral support for Lindsay. Yeah, we can
hold up signs in the court. It would be great.
W Sho's I got a great idea, and maybe Gimpy
can give some input on this too. Is maybe try
to just say you're a sovereign citizen. There you go. Yeah,
because that always works out In the TikTok videos I watch,

(20:12):
the most guilty dudes are always sovereign citizens. I don't
have to abide by your rules. I'm a sovereign citizen.
Shit the hell? Uh?

Speaker 7 (20:21):
Another one, Lindsay just starts selling feet picks.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, there you go. And make that money real quick. Yeah,
road pirates are going to get their money somehow, their money.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
Of my friends that are.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Officers, that are traffic officers that their job is to
catch speeders and respond to accidents, they've never told me
that I got to get to work. Man, I got
to catch ten people today. Now maybe they do, and
that's just some little insider secret. Yeah, but it isn't.
This isn't the Andy Griffith show. One cop toalentent. They're like,

(20:56):
I'm just waiting for the speeders. Well, I'm sorry you
got caught. I think most people just have trouble admit,
Like they'll admit, oh I speed, and then when they
get caught, they go, well not this time, right, then
you're getting caught for all the other times.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
I mean, it's just weird. I mean that I was.
I mean I was aware of him being there. I
saw him, so I did not put any of it
together until he's got his me pulled over. But like
I saw him, I was aware of him, and so
it's not like I wasn't aware of my surroundings or anything,
like my music was too loud and I'm in his zone.

(21:33):
I'm just doing my thing. Just driving right, and I'm
at a stop waiting to turn, and that's when he
caught and I.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
When he engaged to stop. You're changing the terminology. Yeah,
here's a surefire away to make sure it never happens again, lindsay,
don't go down eighty first Street while there's construction. Also,
hit the cruise control and keep it between a line. Yeah,
that's true, right, and aves all that they can't catch
you speed.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
And if you got the cruise control set at the problem.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
At the limit limit, yeah, yeah, before the speed limit changes.
The other thing too, And a good traffic coup will
tell you this is that if you see me, I've
already radared you. Right, it's too late at that point,
it's too late. I already opened you. That's why it's
important if when did the traffic zone change, speed change

(22:25):
occur and where were you at that how fast were
you going at that point? Not the everybody slows down
in cars. That hardly makes you not a speeder. So
does the change and speed and a construction zone does
this start when the orange barrels starts or when the
sign is posted? And I say that because like let's
say constructions ahead, right and it's thirty five and the

(22:48):
orange barrels are here, and let's just say fifty feet
into the orange barrels. That's where your posted speed limit is.
It's wherever the sign is. Okay, so you've got at
least fifty feet there to slow down if the sign.
Usually the sign is posted before the before it starts
right right.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
So I'd say fight it, go for it, girl, new
you new your new you.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Yeah, someone said fight it. It will show up as
a traffic infraction, and there's a special difference difference, a
deferrence that you can ask for if you've never had
a ticket.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, but that's not enough to show up as an
insurance ping, is what the officer told you. Now, whether
that's true or not, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
Yeah. I thought any tickets that you get show up.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
On your insurance takes us use your natural assets. Unbuttoned,
a too undo, a button or two, flash, little cleavage,
trying to get out of it, cry, maybe even maybe
all of the above. Unbutton your shirt, shed a tear right.
Officers know that when you get pulled over for speeding
and they're and be like, okay, here goes. What are

(23:54):
they going to do to try to get at it right,
I was in I got a poop exactly. Here's my
cleavage right? All those things maybe where their hooters outfit?
All right, we gotta take a break.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
We'll be back to Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with
The Big Man Morning Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety
seven five KMOD.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh KMOD. You can also text to
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two nine four five. News quikies are stories you may
have missed in the news and uh we talk about
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dot com slash bmms six.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
It's time for news quikies.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
World news, local news, and news.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
That just makes you say, what the Here's corby GIMBM.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Lindsay with What's going on news quikies from The Big
Mad Morning Show. In nineties. On the five, A man
claims alien abduction during alleged nude carjacking.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Why didn't I think of that, excuse, deputy say. A
West Palm Beach floor man was arrested nude after carving
initials into a car and turning the knife on the
owner and in New Year's Eve attempted carjacking. The Palm
Beach County Sheriff's Office says they responded to a call
for a man later identified as Jeane Renee Matthias, who's

(25:17):
thirty four years old, damaging a car and attempting to
steal the vehicle outside a home on New Year's Eve.
Deputy say around five point thirty in the evening, witnesses
saw Matthias use a large knife to carve his initials, cymbals,
and pictures into the exterior of the car. The owner
of the car told deputies that when he came outside,

(25:38):
Matthias turned the knife on him and demanded the keys
to the vehicle. When the victim backed away from Matthias,
he reportedly moved towards him, prompting the victim to run
into his home and lock the door. After the victim
retreated to his home, Matthias continued to damage the car
and punctured the tires. When deputies arrived at the scene,

(25:59):
Matthias was completely naked in the driveway of the home.
The affidavid stated that he told deputies he wanted to
die because he was abducted by aliens. The owner of
the car, and witnesses say they know the man and
have never seen him act this way. So police booked
him into the county jail on counts of attempted carjacking

(26:20):
with a weapon and criminal mischief over one thousand dollars.
During a court hearing on Friday, the judge signed an
order for house arrest and ordered that he undergo a
mental health evaluation before being released from custody.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
I love this take.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
You should show up at court for your speeding ticket, yeah,
and say all those things right, and we'll show up
and be like, we've never seen her act this way, right,
We've known her for years.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
And that I could put on a hold for an evaluation.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Listen, do you want out of the ticket or not?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, it's a small price you got to pay.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
Gosh, people are so picky.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I don't want to pay the ticket. Plead not crazy,
We'll put your on hold. No, Well, then you don't
want out of it. There's either do or do not?
What is it like a forty eight hour hold? Yeahday,
tiny vacation. You're good. Yeah, you can't cook, you don't
have to clean, right, you're making the beds, No doing laundry.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
You'll pick up.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Yes, sounds amazing.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Were dealing with us, and they give you medicine.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Medicine.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
You just have to prove your sanity in order to
get out.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
That's you're going too far down the road, gimpe. We're
talking to worry about living for today. Gotcha, got you.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
There have been times of fifty fifty seventy flinky good. Yeah, right, absolutely, Louisiana.
Man left around and found out. So there's this guy.
He's fifty one. His name is Clemp Ferguson and Clint
Ferguson pulls up into the parking lot of the Shoe
Show in Monroe. The shoe show in Monroe. The shoe

(27:54):
what's the shoe show? It's probably a shoe store. Oh no,
I didn't look. Go ahead, dig into it. Well, that's
says the shoe Showing Monroe one. When he pulls up
into the parking lot, he sees a group of black
folks sitting in their car. He goes up to the car,
parks next to it and starts shouting racial slurs at
the driver. He says, I hate negroes, but a little

(28:17):
more hateful wording. Yeah, what do you mean? Let me
hold on now, hold on nowt He gets out of
his car, looks at the driver, says, I hate Negroes
in a much more hateful word.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Right, not the country in Africa.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Right right, right right, and then gets back in his
car and one of the drivers like, wait a minute,
hold up, and then he goes and blocks the car,
blocks Clint's car from trying to leave because Clint's trying
to get the hell out of here because Clinton knows
that he done after up anyway, So the driver the yeah,

(28:52):
the driver, the black driver, is in front of Clint's
car and he's like he's calling nine to one one
and he's blocking a car and he's like, you're gonna
wait until the police get here, and then Clint's like,
oh hell no, and then tries to drive around him,
ends up running over the guy's foot, so he ends
up taking off and then the guy is he's still
on the phone with the police. But Clint, glutton for

(29:14):
punishment or just plain stupid, I don't know, comes back
to the shoe show in Monroe and that's when the
cops are there waiting for him, and they ended up
took three cops to get this guy out of the car.
They eventually coughed him, took him in. They arrested him
with aggravated battery, which is a felony, you know, for

(29:36):
running over dude's foot, and misdemeanor hate crime along with resisting.
But he was slowing down. By the way. That's next
to it is a shoe store, You're exactly right, like
a shoe carnival. It is next to a City Trends
in Monroe. And I was just looking through their Facebook page. Man,

(29:57):
people are awesome. They posted on Chris Day Merry Christmas,
like a lot of businesses too, because you wouldn't know
it unless Shoe Show posted it, right, and they don't
want to look like they did not celebrating Christmas. And
somebody commented, I need someone to open the store so
I can get my bags I left at the store
in Rockingham, North Carolina.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
I really need them.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
That was on Christmas Day after they posted Merry Christmas
at nine thirty in the morning, So the Shoe Show
in Monroe and they left their no, no, This was
on their national page. Okay, okay, okay, and the like
a week later Shoe Show responded was like, yo, we
were closed for like three days. Can you imagine you

(30:40):
get up Christmas morning and you're like, my shoes. I
guess whatever your stuff you bought at City Trends is.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
At You got to unlock the store.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
I don't got to do nothing. Oh that is some
good stuff. Man shoe show showing up for the show,
shoot show faue show. Tattoo artist defends tattooing nine year old.
An Arizona tattoo artist is defending his actions after tattooing
an American flag well, okay, then on a.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Nine year old girl.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
The artist, who goes by the name Sosa, is part
of owner of the Black Onyx Empire Tattoo in Yuma.
The backlash started after he posted a video of him
tattooing the girl. He said she originally wanted an image
of Donald Trump on her neck, but he convinced her
to get a flag instead. Huh liberal. Sosa said the
girl's parents were fine with it. He said the family

(31:36):
is from Turkey and they told him the tattoo is
very important to them and that getting tattooed was a
family tradition.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
I don't know about you, guys.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't have a problem with it either. Because the
parents were there. Now, should parents be letting a nine
year old get a tattoo? No they should not, But
that ain't my kid exactly.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
And if it's their thing, audition there, whatever, and if
they're from Turkey, maybe they're just so excited and happy
and proud to be an American now and boom.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
They wanted to trust to express it as well.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
I know.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
But that's funny in itself.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
A nine year old and you said neck tattoo.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, I'm gonna start the video tattoo in the girl
he originally wanted an image of Donald Trump Trump on
the neck, but he convinced her to get a flag instead.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
So I'm assuming it was still on the nill on
the neck.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
That's so bizarre, Like you don't start with a neck tattoo, right,
Maybe you do, if that's the path you want your
life to be.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Where on the neck is it? Is it on the
back of the neck where I don't care, I.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Don't care, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's I think if you're gonna
your first tattoo, maybe your arm, right, leg back, something
to that effect, but shoulder bam. It's like I wanna
get my very first tattoo. Oh yeah, where you're gonna
get it? My face. Listen, I've wanted a neck tattoo
since I've started getting tattoos, and I just don't take
it lightly. I really can the next hopefully forty years

(33:03):
of my life right, because you do, people do develop
an opinion based on that. You could not get a job,
you could set somebody off. I mean, there's one hundred
different scenarios that I don't know if I want the
drama with is it worth that? I don't know, maybe
if I'm a troll. But to my thing is that

(33:24):
if you're a parent and you want to expose your
child to the pain that comes with the tattoo, that's
that's one thing. But when you start putting it on
things like, let's just say the back of the neck
hoo dog, Yeah, the neck, top of the foot, there
are places that are far more sensitive.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
Oh, someone text in and said, this story was on
the news and it's actually on her arm.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Okay, well that story said it was on her neck.
So if that, yeah, your story's wrong, not ours. But
to me, that's the whole that's a whole other issue. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
Now, should here's the quest.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Should a parent be investigated by youth services for getting
their child a tattoo, I don't think so. I think
it should absolutely be investigated. That's literally the job of
that group is to check and make sure parents are
behaving and taking care of children the way they were
supposed to. I think a lot of it depends on
the age. If it was an infant, yes, one hundred percent,

(34:20):
you know, but between one, yeah, the tween not Come on, yeah,
you're nine, you're big enough. Listen. There are nine year
olds out there making nikes right now, not in America
have a neck tattoo.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Not in America.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I'm just saying maybe in America. Maybe we don't know. Listen,
in today's world, the news could come on today and
be like a factory of nine year olds, right, you know,
making something for China, and then I'd be up in arms.
But if I found it was an iPhone to be
made in America, I'd be like, well, hold on, yeah, exactly,
all right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (34:57):
Elsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault
continues the next thirty seventy five.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Four six oh K m O D can also text
BMMS and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four five. Remember yesterday we were talking about
Antonio Pears being released from the Raiders and how was
kind of surprising every but he was like, he's the
guy whatever, and then they just fired him one and
done and they made him do the press conference. Well,

(35:47):
apparently it's coming out that he is not taking the
job very seriously, or he was doing it in a
way that was not normal. So for example, in like
they gave an example of leaving the Air Arizona game
when they lost to Arizona, and typically we and they
got blown out, and when a team loses, the coaches
watch film on the flight back and strategize and all

(36:10):
those things, right, he didn't do that. He would go
and play cards with the players in the back of
the plane. Oh okay, Now you can argue that that
what's the big deal and the big deal and maybe
that's the way he chose to do it, but that's
not the way it's typically done. You lose, there's no
friendly banter, right, we lost, Yeah, we've got a focus.

(36:32):
And he would leave all the film stuff to the assistance.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Even on my son's eighth grade team. When they would
lose a game or leave the field. There was no
talking on the bus ride home. That was the rules.
No one says anything.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah at eight and that feels a little while. But
on a professional, billion dollar enterprise, maybe he shouldn't be
playing card. It doesn't it doesn't give the optics that
he's in it.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
Maybe he felt like he was just keeping the morale up.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
I think I think he's morale up.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, they just lost and he's like, they're not eighth graders, right,
these are grown men getting paid to king's ransom. Yeah, yes,
but maybe they act like eighth graders. Doesn't matter. Then
move along. There's always another one in line. But that's
what it's The optics are is he was not in
it or taking it seriously in the role that they

(37:25):
were expecting him to. So that'll be interesting to see
how that plays out in the next couple days. We
heard these stories with urban Meyer when he got fired,
when McGowan got fired out of the Oakland before or
La Vegas before, So let's see what lindsay es for sports.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
The forty nine ers are making a decision on the
future of two star players futures with the franchise. San
Francisco General manager John Lynch said that the team is
planning to release defensive tackle Javon Hargrave with a post
June first designation when the new league year begins in March.
The thirty one year old Runner Run Thirty one year

(38:05):
old Run Stuffer signed a four year, eighty four million
dollar deal with the team back in twenty twenty three.
Lynch also revealed that there is wow no such plan
for wide receiver Deebo Samuel Sr as the wide out
comes off a down season. The Niners are also expecting
left tackle Trent Williams to return for his fifteenth NFL

(38:25):
season next fall.

Speaker 7 (38:27):
That one's gonna be interesting.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Trent Williams is fifteen years He yeah, injuries have not
been He's had a rough time. The brock Purty thing
is interesting. Why are they coming out and saying that,
Why aren't they just making it happen because he's in
They're talking about negotiations, right, this is his year to.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
Get it together.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Why would they Usually those things are helped happen behind
closed doors. If anything, you hear it from a player agent,
Ian Rappaport, you know investigative standpoint, But the for them
to get out in front of it like that is
very like, I don't know if they're trying to play
hardball or what. Maybe And he came off his quote
worst season, which I don't know if that's true compared

(39:07):
to the others. Yes, but he still performed at a level.
And I don't know what they're gonna do. You're not
gonna draft a quarterback?

Speaker 6 (39:15):
Then, will you be bummed if they get rid of Deebo?

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Me? Nah? He played like crap this year. He really did.
He did. He was not near at the level this
year as he was last year in a year's past.
There was a lack of urgency. I felt like from
watching them that you had certain players had it, but
that you you hadn't seen overall from the team right
before that, that that that look that Bosa has, like

(39:39):
he's constantly like right, he's in a yeah you McCaffrey,
same thing, Kittle, same thing. But it wasn't felt I
didn't feel it watching it as a as a not
mark like and it could be like the rise of
persl you know what I mean, Because he's he's really
gotten the ball a lot this year. You know I
as opposed like, look at how many times Deebo got
the ball last year and look at this year compared

(40:01):
to like Pursll. Pursall's really stepped up. Deebo's kind of
falling off. So it's like, let's get this guy's got
fire all right, Pursall, he's got fire, he's doing good.
This guy he ain't doing ESK. Get him the hell
out of here. Yeah. Typically when a guy gets a
big deal, not everybody's justin Jefferson right right. When they
get a big deal, they kind of go.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
I got it now, and that's your balls to the
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Speaker 2 (41:44):
On my now. Hear me out. Over the holiday, I
watched a movie. I watched several movies, but one really
piqued my interest and I wanted to talk about it
and see what you guys thought. Something happened in this movie.
I'm like, hmm, that'll be interesting to talk about. The
movie is a two thousand and nine Robin Williams movie

(42:04):
called World's Greatest Dad. Have you guys ever seen it? Nope,
I don't think it's an amazing movie. It's on Max,
HBO Max right now along with Amazon Prime, so you
can watch it if you like what it is is.
Robin Williams plays the part of a writer, a really
good writer who was also a teacher, and he has
a son, and his son is a complete and utter douchebag,

(42:28):
I guess is the best way to put it. Just,
you know, over sexualizes everything, and I want to say, Okay,
that's typical teenage behavior, but this guy really takes it
over the time, right to the point that, like, at
one point in time in the movie, Robin Williams character
is dating one of the other teachers and it's been

(42:52):
kept a secret for quite some time, and he's finally like,
all right, let's go ahead and make this public. And
so Kim Williams character and the son go out to
dinner with the girlfriend, who is also a teacher, and
the boy is so pervy he drops his fork underneath
the table by accident, picks it up, notices that the

(43:16):
girlfriend's legs are a little open, and gets a nice
upskirt painting shot, right, and then starts taking pictures. Okay,
just real creepy.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
Kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
And so at the end of the dinner whatever, Robin
Williams goes to drop the boy off at the house
and then he's gonna take the girlfriend back home, and
the boy's like, oh, are you gonna bangor you're gonna banger.
If you don't, you're completely stupid. And Robin Williams character
is like, dude, just shut the f up, right, you're

(43:47):
so over the top, so annoying, just shut up right now, right,
really goes off on his kid and then goes and
drops the girlfriend off. The girlfriend really wants to bang,
but Robin Williams is like, nah, can't I I told
the boy that i'd be back soon. And he fights
that battle back and forth, and I can't say is
that I blame him. She's an attractive woman, she wants
to have the sex. He probably hasn't been laid in

(44:09):
a while because you know, mom's dead. Dah da da da.
So he ends up, you know, all right, I'm just
gonna go ahead and go. He leaves and goes home,
and when he goes home, he's like, hey, son, I'm home.
And there's no real response from the kid, and he
goes and checks in the room and and he's like, whoa, hey,

(44:33):
I thought I told you not to do that with
your door open, right, And the son was masturbating, right,
makes good sense. Teenage boys, they masturbate they're home alone, exactly,
Why do it with your bedroom door wide open. I
don't know, but what apps. So in this scene, Robin

(44:55):
Williams is like, hey, I told you not to do
that with the door open. And then he gets looking
a little bit closer, a little bit closer, and come
to find out, the sun accidentally kills himself through autoerotic asphyxiation.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
Oh god, he's dead.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Yeahs.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
So he's got the belt around his neck and it's
tied to the bedpost and there he is, hands down.
Just whatever you're imagining right now, that's exactly how it was.
He on the Autobahn of horniness. Oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
Well, yeah, let's start. That's going into the weeds pretty fast.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
This kid is he's an over sexualized kid, and I'm like, yeah,
that seems like typical teenage behavior. Maybe he takes it
a little bit too far. Nonetheless, the fun part about
this is he was he was whooping it to the
pictures of the upskirt photos that he took of the
dad's girlfriend. As if that wasn't creepy enough.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
That's complicated.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, So here's the fun part that I'd like to
discuss with you guys.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
We'll see what y'all would do. Good, because I was
worried that that was going to be the topic.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Go ahead, No, So Robin Williams Cary finds the sun
hanging dead on the on the bedpost, right and after
a moment of sheer terror and freaking out, as I
think was as natural for any parent that finds their
child dead. I haven't had to experience that at all.

(46:18):
What's the exactly, but I can imagine. I can only
imagine walking in and finding your child dead. So Robin
Williams's character being the teacher that he is, and he's
a fantastic writer as well. Right, this all plays into
to the senior. He freaks out. It doesn't call nine

(46:39):
one one right yet. Okay, he's sitting there, he's morning,
he's doing his thing. So he unhooks the boy from
the bedpost, lays him down on the ground, and then
proceeds to pull the boy's pants up, zip everything up,

(47:01):
and you can see the bruising around the neck from
where he had hung himself. And again he didn't hang
himself as in suicide, his autoerotic asphyxiation. He accidentally he
went too far, which happens a lot apparently in that
sexual genre. So he zips them all up, and then

(47:22):
he takes his boy still with the belt around his neck,
puts him up in the closet, hangs them from the closet,
changes the scene exactly, and then sits proceeds to sit
down and write a suicide note, pretending that he's the boy, right,
because he's trying to cover up this. Yeah, he doesn't

(47:43):
want the scandal that goes with it, the embarrassment that
goes with it, exactly, so he writes down, he types
up this the suicide note, puts it in his pocket,
and then finally calls the police. Okay, and then you
know that's that. That seems to be. That's that for now.
And this kid was not very well liked in school,

(48:05):
right again, major douchebag. All the kids are just like, ah,
of this guy, what a dick, right, and so you
think that that's that. Well, one of the kids gets
a hold of the suicide letter from the police website
or whatever, right, and then publishes it in the school paper. Now,

(48:27):
all of a sudden, every teacher, every student in the
school reads the suicide notes and how deep and meaningful
that it is, and now everybody's on board with hooray
for the kid, right, Kyle, isn't it Yeah, so.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
He wasn't such a bad guy after all?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Yeah, exactly, Andrew was the kid's name. And so now
everybody's all behind Andrew. Raw rah. This kid was so deep,
so misunderstood. And Robin Williams's character is always dreamed of
being this profound, own famous writer. Okay, So with seeing

(49:04):
that he's getting all this attention from how the suicide
noe went, Robin Williams's character goes into fake to write
a journal, right because he hasn't told anybody yet what
has happened that he covered up the scene right, right,
He hasn't told anybody yet how Andrew actually died. So

(49:29):
he's talking with the girlfriend, which is that relationship is
kind of, you know, distance itself a little bit, which
makes sense if my son died right now, or any
one of my kids died right now. I you know,
I love my girlfriend to death, but it probably would
put a little bit of distance between us.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
I've got time for.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
That, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So he sits down and
he's like, I wanted you to read something that Andrew wrote,
and hands him something that he had typed on. Right.
It was from his journal or whatever is what Robin
Williams said, Oh, that's so amazing. So he then goes
on to create an entire journal. We're talking like a
couple of hundred page book, right, saying that it's his journal,

(50:08):
and gets it published and everybody reads it and it's
just such an amazing story and all the depth and
detail to go with it, and everybody who Rob Ray
Rick goes and surrounds it. This is amazing, This is
awesome and changes everybody's outlook on the kid and their
outlook on themselves. Right. And then at the end, as
they're dedicating the gymnasium to Robin Williams character's kid, that's

(50:30):
when he finds spoiler alert. Towards the end of the movie,
that's when he finally reveals. He tells everyone. He tells everybody.
I mean, this is a major press conference too, right,
All the kids in the school are around the faculty,
the press is their police decides to come out with it.
He says he didn't, he didn't kill himself. He did
by accident, but I covered it up and goes on

(50:51):
and tell everybody it's an amazing movie. If you haven't
watched it, it's a really really good Bob kat Gowa movie. Yes,
and I thought that was interesting. Yeah yeah, yeah, And
Bobcat has a role in there. So does Bruce Hornsby.
Yeah yeah, yeah, because Robin Williams character is big Bruce
Hornsby fan, and he goes and tells all the kids,

(51:11):
you know what was Andrew's favorite musician, Bruce Hornsby anyhow?

Speaker 7 (51:17):
So yeah, dark movie, very dark, but good moving.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
So the question that I pose for you guys, as
we are all parents, Let's pretend that your child. And
I know this might be hard for Cordy because you
don't hear a lot of females dying of autoerotic expeciation, right,
So if you if you come in and you find
your kid pants down, ding ling in hand or whatever, dead,

(51:46):
would you do what Robin Williams did, what his character did,
and was it wrong for him to do what he did.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
I don't necessarily think it was wrong for him to
do what he did. I understand where he was coming from.
I think if I had done that in the movie,
I would have taken that to the grave, though I
wouldn't have come clean about it, right, But for me,
if if I were in his shoes, if that were
a real life situation, I think I would have been

(52:20):
so panicked I would have called nine to one one
right away. I wouldn't have a tightened to think about
anything else.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
I think that's what naturally anybody right do.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Yeah, and then maybe later I would ask that that
part be left out.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
What do you mean of his cause of death?

Speaker 2 (52:37):
I don't think no, I don't think that's the way
it works.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
I mean, I think you could word it as accidental
death or to the medical example, right right. You don't
get to ask what the cause of death or a
legal document or not be printed in the paper or whatever.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
You might be able to get away with the hand, yes,
if you knows somebody at the at the newspaper or whatever.
But so you would just go ahead and just let
it be called nine one one.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Absolutely, yeah. Yeah. My first thought would be call nine
one one right now.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, and then the whole town knows that your kid died.
Whooping it? M h okay, Cormyn, what say you? Man? Uh?

Speaker 7 (53:13):
It's a lot of work to keep a lie going.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
For sure. And I I've not seen this movie. I
just know of it, and I think that it's incredibly
selfish in that moment to try and deal with your shame.
I agree with you one hundred percent, And I also
don't like tempting fate. And I think when you start
moving a dead body and then they call the police,

(53:37):
it kind of it could look weird. I'm not saying
you would get in trouble. You could. Now your handprints
are all over it, right, No, no, no, I'll get
rubber gloves. Huh, what are you doing? I wonder where
the Sun's douchebag behavior came from, right, And so I.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
Can't imagine how hard that is.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
And I would not belame someone for doing it, but
me personally, I'm so overstrucken with grief. I could see
how one could do it, but it would be I
don't know how you pick up your kid's dead body
and then reposition. Let's not just forget about. You got
to zip up. You gotta pull up the under ruge.

(54:20):
You got to zip up, you gotta pull up the shorts,
you got to zip up the bands. You gotta make
it all clean and clear. You know I'm with you, man.
I can't say as that I blame Robin Williams's character
for doing it. And there's a text in what movie
you're talking about. It's called World's Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.
You see it on HBO, Max or Amazon. Prank. I
can't say as that I blame him because there is
a lot of shame that goes with that on you,

(54:43):
the embarrassment, you know, because everybody knows that your kid
is an over sexualized douchebag, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (54:49):
So it's kind of like not surprising at the same time.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I get it. I get it if it was me.
I'm like, because I was on the fence about this
for a while. I thought about it for a while.
I'm like, well, what would I do. That's a lot
of work to lift up a dead body and hang
them from uh a coat rack.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
Not to mention the mental.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Wake you will put on yourself that will come back
and you'll have to deal with a number and then
what you're gonna go to therapy? And I think me,
just I would have done what's natural, and they would
have been just call call, call nine one one. You know,
take your moment to freak out because you found your

(55:34):
kid dead hanging from a bed post, but do the
right thing, you know, call nine one one and kind
of deal with it. You know, it sucks, and and
you have to explain a lot to a lot of people,
but that's their judgment and what they has nothing to
do with you. But now you're involved exactly, So now

(55:55):
there is judgment on you exactly, and and and that
probably would make it worse I feel anyway. So I
finally landed on you know what, I'm just gonna go
ahead and do what's right. Call the police, call the
nine one one, let them come and take care of it,
and then deal with the aftermath later.

Speaker 7 (56:13):
Yeah, here's a question.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Can you be with someone you find out you go
on the hinge date or whatever, and then they you
connect the dots or they tell you this story. Could
you be with that? From being with them? Is it
a is the beij flag? Right? It's not red flag?

(56:37):
You and I get pie. We're talking offer about somebody
else that had had a tragic situation happen, and I'm
I'm being honest, I don't know if I could be
with them, only because your mind, you have a that's
a lot to deal with. And then I'm kind of
like the person wants to be in a relationship where
we're in it together and that would be unfair for

(56:57):
me to ask you to be in a relationship when
you've got that going on, Right, That is a lot.

Speaker 7 (57:02):
To deal with.

Speaker 8 (57:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Yeah, it's putting a lot of baggage onto somebody else
who didn't ask for it, especially if you're not dealing
with it, if you're not going to therapy or you're
trying to you know, you're taking medicine, or you're reading
books about it, or you're trying to figure out your
way out of it or how to incorporate it.

Speaker 7 (57:17):
Into your life. You've got to help them through it,
and your way.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Of dealing with it is in an output way of alcohol, crazy,
sex buying addiction like gambling. Who knows right, right right?
Some way of doing it? If I probably couldn't do it.
If I was on a date and found out that
they had done something like that, I'd be like, I'm good,

(57:40):
We're not going to see each other much after this.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
I think I could look past it, because I'm assuming
that if they're outdating now, then they have they've been
dealing with it and have and are ready to start
a new relationship or whatever. Yeah, so I think I
could look past that.

Speaker 7 (57:55):
Yeah, And I want to call. I'm not judging that person.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
No. For me, it is I can only control I
can control, and I don't want to be in the
situation like that that could potentially have me second guessing
things or what I it's not.

Speaker 7 (58:08):
It's a boundary for me.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
And then there's a matter of, well, if they're willing
to do that, what else are they willing It's a
pretty big lie, yeah, and it's a lot of it's
a lot of effort put into the lie, and then
to go back and lie more is where I'm like, whoa, Yeah,
that's a whole lot and and it's just one of
those if they're willing to do that, then what else
are they willing to do? Do I want to deal

(58:30):
with that myself? Probably not. I have really tried over
in my adult years to have as least amount of
drama as possible. Listen to this text. Somebody said my
cousin accidently committed suicide two years ago from attempting auto
erotic exphyxiation, and his mom and dad found him two
days after he died. He hung himself outside.

Speaker 7 (58:52):
Do you do it outside?

Speaker 2 (58:52):
I don't know that part. I'm not clear on. Like
he tried it in a tree, right, maybe in a shed,
because it's not really being specific on outside. It's outside
of a house. So you you went, I'm gonna go
masturbate in the shed.

Speaker 6 (59:05):
Yeah, who does that? That's your man cave?

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Okay, someone with shame, Yeah right, they know it. Yeah,
don't want to be seen in the house or whatever.
So anyhow, the name of the movie is World's Greatest
Dad Again. You can watch it on HBO, Max or
Amazon Prime. H I suggest watching it and check it out.
Really really worth it.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
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Speaker 2 (59:49):
Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six O K M O D. You can
also text bmmss and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
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Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
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current record is well, it's a bunch of zeros all
the way around the board, and there are no winners
from last week. As we are a new year, so
last year's what we get, gimpie, all right? So last
year I Preak Day take seventeen came out on top
of nineteen. Cordin you predicted twelve came out and with thirteen.

(01:00:47):
Lindsay predicted fifteen came out with thirteen. So you guys
are both tied for last place. Okay, so predictions this year,
what are you gotta do? What do you do?

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
Lindsay, I'm gonna say fifteen again and again?

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Okay, say you I like thirteen thirteen, say flat and
I want to go with eighteen. All right? Uh, And
so everybody's available nine one eight four six oh kmod
nine and eight four six oh kmo D. Good morning,
you're on the air.

Speaker 7 (01:01:14):
What is your name?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Jake? Jake, who would you like to you give clues? Lindsey,
Gimpy or Corbyn?

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Uh, Gimpy. Let's start the year again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers starts after the
first clue. Here we go, Oh, this is a cucumber
that's soaked in vinegar pickle. Uh all right, So this
is the first name of the drummer for the Beatles.
Uh not Paul, No, the drummer blank Starregoyere Uh okay,

(01:01:46):
So you do this for a test if you got
to read the book and make sure you got all
the knowledge you were doing. What for its y? Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
This is a golf club. It's the one for the
short shots, not the driver, not the midber. There you go.
What's the opposite of sweet sour? No, what's the like pepper?

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
What's the opposite of pipe? No, what's the opposite of pepper?

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
It's a spice. There you go. There you go, opposite
of a boy. But it's like the technical definition technical word.
There you go. You put this on your hand to
keep it warm. Gloves, a hammer, and a wrench are
types of what tool? Take the s off tool blank

(01:02:33):
and the beast. It's a movie. Timetime timetime eight is
what I got. Hang on the line might be good
enough for the wing. Greg. Okay, I'm sorry, Jake, hang
on the line. Okay, Yeah, good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name, Chris? Chris?

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
How are you today?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
You got to beat eight? Who do you want to
give you clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Corbyn?

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Sixty seconds around the clock. Timer starts after.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
The first clue. Here we go. Uh, this is a
Japanese poem.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
Uh three lines?

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Japanese?

Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
What Japanese poem? Three lines?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I have no idea. What is uh? The uh?

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
The the uh Jayhawks? What is that university Kansas? And
what is their abbreviation they use?

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Kay? You excellent. We're gonna get this, bro. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
And if I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Wave and put my hand in the air, I'm saying, yeah,
now put those together. Kay you high reverse it? Hi
k iq Hey, okay, I want to do this to
pretty much any of the people that have picked picked

(01:03:54):
me to help them.

Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
Uh. This is also what you do when a kid
gets in trouble.

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
Stone as a discipline another word for that. Yeah, we've lost,
Yes we have, Chris.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
That's okay, buddy, Thanks for playing man. You can only
get better, you got to be fair, and Chris is defense.
The first one wasn't an easy one, right, pickle, no, no, no,
How how Gimby gets the best contestants? Maybe I'm just

(01:04:35):
gonna call everybody idiots like he's done for years, just
because they come around. Apparently is screening the calls. There,
Gimpy got got that one right. So this is the
word gimp that I ended on. Okay, Yes, So a
kid gets in trouble in school, they give him swats.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
That is corporal blank okay, and then just take the mint.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Off of the end of it. Isn't there a wrestler
the Okay, your comic book character has a black T
shirt with a skull in the front of it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
Okay, that's punisher.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah yeah, but punish is the word that's kind of
that's not exactly an easy one either, but yeah, those
are all good clues. And then the one that GIMPI
ended on. You got it right at the end, yeah,
blank and the beast. There's a movie where roses come
out of this woman's girl's chest when she opens her shirt.
The babysitter American yep, Kevin Spacey, Yeah, all right, do

(01:05:35):
you get me? One. So now the record is it
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Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Good Morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine eight
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eight two nine four five. Let's see what Gibe has
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here that supervirus could be coming bomb bomp bom. A

(01:06:33):
recent rise in bird flu cases comes at the same
time that the seasonal flu is spiking. Experts worry about
what could happen if they combined forces. Now, Baylor infectious
disease expert doctor Peter Hotz says that while it's unlikely,
there's still a possibility because he says that's happened before.

(01:06:55):
The CDC says that there have been more than three
thousand death this year linked to seasonal flu. Doctor Hotz
urges people to get their blue shots now. No need
to check the mailbox today. The US Postal Service says
it will not be delivering mail today as part of
the National Day of Mourning for former President Jimmy Carter.

(01:07:19):
All other federal offices will be closed to as a
funeral is held for Carter in Washington, d c.

Speaker 7 (01:07:26):
Wild.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I know there's a guy from Tulsa, I think Tulsa
traveling to perform the piano for the service. Saw. I
thought that was pretty awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
He was asked by the family.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Yeah, that's pretty krovy. Yeah, that's quite the honor right there,
just to perform for any president, Yes, but to be
asked that means there's some path that has crossed or something.
He loved the guys something, right, Like, that's so fascinating.
This guy could have been like living his everyday life
unknowingly been a favorite penist yep, Jimmy Carter. Yeah yeah,

(01:08:04):
or fascinating one of the kids or anything like that. Yeah, yeah,
you would all. I mean, I hope they're not they're
not having their favorite performer. I hope they're having their fathers.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
But whatever off Jimmy hated the piano.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Jimmy's not gonna hate it?

Speaker 6 (01:08:17):
Yeah, like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
What else we got here? AT and T two credit
customers for network outages. The telecommunications company announced it's AT
and T guarantee company. It aimed to give subscribers a
full day's worth of credit should fiber customers experience a
twenty minute outage or wireless customers see a sixty minute interruption.

(01:08:41):
This comes as AT and T experienced a number of
outages last year, including one last February that lasted twelve
hours and was felt across the country like one day,
he's got to be like, what five bucks and of
my internet maybe two bucks at the time when I
can't play online.

Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
Jewel strike, Right, that hardly feels fair?

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Right, I say, take the opportunity to durp, not be
plugged in and tied to your DAN electronics, embrace the no.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
I'm with you on that one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
But I also look at it as their responsibility doesn't
feel like No, that's like a coupon for free cheese,
the only right free caso or something. The only time
I've ever received AT like been unable to use my phone?
Is that one day?

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:09:35):
Right, so it's only happened once.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Yeah, well you would have gotten uh you know, some
some full day's worth of credit.

Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
But again, which has got to be like five bucks? Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
I think our bill combined is one. My wife and
I was like one something. Let's just say one fifty.
So what is that? That's that's like seventy five dollars each?
So a full day is two bucks?

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
Yeah right, what dude?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
At least that they're doing so we don't even have
to do that much dollars of a multi zillion dollar company. Yeah,
what do you think their profits were last year at
and T S. I'm going to say it was six
billion dollars. I was going to say one billion, ten
point six billion. Yeah, yeah, we were both way off.

(01:10:24):
So they can come up. How about wrong about?

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
How about a free month?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Exactly? That's about what I was going to say, a freak,
but not just a day. We're just going to go
ahead and just give you this month for free. Don't
twenty two billion?

Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
Wow, twenty two and they're gonna give me two bucks?

Speaker 9 (01:10:44):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Hey, better than nothing?

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
Said a good deal?

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
Almost a gallon, right.

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
But it sounds like a good deal.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Right. Lastly, here the Ten Commandments legislation is reintroduced. A
bill requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in Oklahoma
public school classrooms as being reintroduced. State Representative Jim Olson
says that he is cautiously optimistic about his bill this
year because of new legislative leadership. A similar measure approved

(01:11:18):
and Loisiana was ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge.

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
Oregon star offensive tackle is skipping his final season of
eligibility and heading to the NFL. First time All Big
Ten tackle Josh Connolly Junior is declaring for the NFL Draft.
He's the sixth ringth draft eligible offensive tackle. According to ESPN,
he allowed just five pressures in fourteen games this season.
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(01:11:54):
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Good morning Gimbee, Well, good morning Corbyin On Wednesdays, we
do a little thing called Top five Songs. So maybe
you've got a top five song list you want to
you want to put together a top five songs of
about fat chicks for whatever it could be, whatever you want,
put it together, give it a title Top five Songs,
and then email it to show at kumod dot com.
We'll play it back. Promise you all right, We've got

(01:13:07):
to get Deathpool nailed down. We got to get twenty
twenty five's death.

Speaker 7 (01:13:11):
Pool laid out. Now some updates from last year.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
If you're unaware, there will be no entry into the
jajahgua Barjha jokes on you.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
I tricked you all. Memorial death Pool Hall of.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Fame brought to you by Bob's Drywall with no potential
entrant future Hall of Famer as of now, like it's
getting a little tough to find someone that could be
in that.

Speaker 7 (01:13:32):
Okay, So somebody's got to be like ninety nine years
old or one hundred years old.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
I am I hearing that red As he might be
a potential candidate, but he's only seventy six exactly. There's
this very small amount of them that are in the
upper ages. Yes, you have to be somebody of like
near one hundred. Been on the death pool a bunch
things like that, Okay, right, Queen Elizabeth was a potential
candidate at one point, but right now there's no I

(01:14:00):
can see potential Hall of Famers for the jajaha borjaja
jokes on you.

Speaker 7 (01:14:06):
About to write has Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
Think I might have a potential candidate on my list.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
That you're gonna go with.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Yeah, okay, well don't tell me yet, because you don't
get to go first.

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
Oh oh, because I didn't win.

Speaker 7 (01:14:18):
You didn't win.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I won. I got to I got Bob Newhart, he
died in July, and then I got Jay Dog, who
kicked it right two days before the end of the year.
Son of a bitch. There's always one that week, dude,
There's always one that week. I always get one in December.
It looks like I got Norman Lear the year before. Yeah,

(01:14:41):
so you got you won clearly because you got to
I got one. Did Lindsay get anybody last year? No,
Lindsey got no one, So you're dead ass.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
I took who I took shaneon Doherty off my list
at one point and then she passed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
It always happens when I take them off, then they
go yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
And at this particular round, there's no stealing from anybody
else's list. The list that we make right now is
set until draft day, right, no, no, no, no, okay,
because it says here in the notes that the winner
from the previous year picks first. But I think that
because I'm also the winner, I then get to take
from somebody if I want to, right right, What I'm
saying is, if, like, if I make my list now,

(01:15:21):
because I'm going to go before Lindsay, yeah, and like
here's my four in my wild card, can Lindsay take
one off of my current list?

Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
Yeah, I'm okay with changing the rules.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
How we do this, I'm proposing the loser has to
go first, okay, and the winner because then the next
per winning should have a benefit. Okay, So you'll get
a bit, you'll be able to all right, so we
get to make our list now as it is, you
go because you're the winner, And you could say Gimpie
had you know Chuck Berry, he's already dead, but just
using that as a name, you could pull him off

(01:15:53):
of my current list and then I would have to
add somebody else to make up. Okay, and likewise, Lindsay
would go first. I'm proposing Lindsay go first. Then you
could steal from her if you want to go. Okay,
just want to make sure that that was clear. And
then I get to go last because I won, and
I can pick from anyone, any one of them. Okay,
I'm good with that. And how many steals are you allowed?
I think there's only one, just one, I think, so

(01:16:14):
I think that.

Speaker 6 (01:16:14):
Throughout the year. Just right.

Speaker 7 (01:16:15):
Now, here's the other thing to think about.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
If Lindsay puts, uh, let's just say Jimmy Carter on
there right as an example, and you take Jimmy Carter
and then but then give the rest of your list,
and then she gets to go again.

Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
Right, she can't steal from.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
You, She can't steal. She can't take Jimmy back. Now
she can't take Jimmy, nor can she take No. She
could take somebody off your list.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
Take somebody off my list, but not the one that
I stole. Correct originally correct, and.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Then when I go there is a benefit if someone
you steal from someone, and then if I'm last and
I take from you and it trickles down, she can
then pick from anyone. You can do it again, Yes,
dirty Santa, kind of burd kind of like dirty Santa.

Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
Okay, so we're all clear, I think. So all right, Lindsay,
you get to go first.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Okay, is there any one that I cannot put on
my list?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Can't have any last year? Correct?

Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
Right? Which was my list from last year only?

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Correct?

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Okay, So I'm gonna go excuse me with I hate
to say it, but Dick van Dyke wasn't he on
your list last year until he was stolen?

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Okay? Lindsay did not have Dick Van Dyke last year? Okay,
it must have been the year before. I know that
he's been on her list before.

Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
Yeah, he is ninety nine, and what are you basing
that off of?

Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
He is ninety nine, which.

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
I mean which he could be the next candidate for
the excellent point.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
He's been on the list a bunch of times. I
think he's a potential candidate. I'm going to put him
on the parentheses column. Okay, who do you have for
your second one? Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
Marv Levy ex Kansas City coach, Chiefs coach. He's also
ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Damn man. He looks like Marv lev Ya right, he
was a Chiefs coach, but he was. He's been a
coach of many, many teams. Yeah, not just the Chiefs,
the Bills most famously.

Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
Okay, all right, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Bruce willis okay, And why are you putting Bruce on there?

Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
Because of his dementia? And you know, as someone who
has seen it now twice in my family up close
and personal it it doesn't take long for to completely
take over your body and end it. And he is
now at this stage completely nonverbal.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
And how old is Bruce He is sixty nine. Giggity
going backwards for just a second. Marv Levy is not
a candidate for the jajaghaborjaha jokes on you because it's
the first time I think anybody's had him on the lists.
A true statement. So age does not make you a
qualifier for the Hall of Fame. You got to be
on the list multiple times. Yes, yeah, you've.

Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
Evaded from our picking.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
Yes, okay, so your last one then Rupert Murdoch, founder
of Fox News. He is ninety three.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
He seems to be for a ninety three year old,
in pretty good spirits, yes, compared to Dick Van Dyke,
who looks like a paper cut might get him to
bleed out if you understand what I'm saying there, Yes,
and so he looks pretty spry. He's currently in a
court battle with his kids. If you've ever watched the

(01:19:44):
TV show Succession, it is very much playing out just
like that television show, which some allude that that is
what that show is about.

Speaker 7 (01:19:51):
The Murdochs. So why what's your pick for? What's the reason?

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
Age just looking at him and hey, he's under some
stress now too. That can't be good for his heart.

Speaker 7 (01:20:04):
Yeah, okay, I'm not disagreeing with that. Okay, And well,
who's your wildcard?

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
Bam Margera under sixty five? He's forty five years old.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Nextly, I'm open for the rule to be changed, but
if you are somebody who's been in the throes of addiction, right,
we have not allowed them to be a wildcard because
they are potentially on the door. We have said that
before about people who are in prison. Yeah, yeah, there's
a chance that they could get shived while they're in
prisoners have we said about for those in prison? Okay, okay,
So like he can't.

Speaker 7 (01:20:36):
Put ditty on there.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Yeah, yeah, exactly fits the requirements age wise or whatnot.
But because he's in lockup, there's a change. He's not
in lockup, no, no, no, he's just saying that. That
is an example that people in harm's way. I typically
have not allowed to be a wildcard because the idea
is that they're in perfect health.

Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
Yeah, you know, like Mama June.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
I had Mama June one year, but she had been
well away from her addiction and appeared her life was together.

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
So do I need to change it? Then?

Speaker 7 (01:21:06):
What do you think can be h Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
I would, I would, I would, I would, because yeah,
he's he's in the process. He may have his ups
and downs, but he's had more downs than he's had
ups lately, and so yeah, okay, but he have as
a backup.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Well, I had Wendy Williams because she's under sixty five.

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
But she's also someone that's been known to have some
of problems.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Yeah, the idea of the wild card is they are healthy.
Yeah right, And I don't think we can say Wendy
Williams is healthy. I would say the same thing about
like Britney Spears, you know, young, but she was.

Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
Your wildcard last year.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Yeah, I don't think I think Britney Spears is a
viable candidate because she's not, at least knowingly, she hasn't
gone to rehab. She's been out of hospital and out
of a conservatorship for a while, like just a little
she's the country. Everybody seems to think. Besides, you know,
public scrutiny that she's performing on her own.

Speaker 6 (01:22:06):
Okay, okay, out of the blue, I'm gonna pull fifty
five year old Bobby Brown.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Wow. Now this is a good example of normally you
would say we would say no because of his drug problems,
but it has appeared that he is on the street
up and up for years. Yeah yeah, again, who knows
what they do behind closed doors. But okay, so.

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
Supposedly Bam is clean right now too, but whatever he is, yes,
but yeah, but not even six months yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Right, a couple of years compared to a couple of months. Okay,
all right, gimby, you can steal from Lindsay. Is there
anybody who'd like to steal. I won't take that Dick.
I won't take Dick Van Dyke right off that list.
Ah grunt, tell you want, lady. I had that one.
That was one of the first ones I thought of.
Why because he is ninety nine years old, So I'm

(01:23:03):
gonna take that Van Doc. Yeah. Uh, he definitely is
one that looks like he could kick it at any time.
So got this picture here of him in a tuxedo,
and he looks like one of those portraits of like
one of our first presidents. He's also quite funny at
ninety nine. For the rest he is and seemingly kind
of spry. But yeah, he's ninety nine and one slip

(01:23:28):
and fall right could call it. So okay, so it's
on my list. Next next is going to be Frankie Valley.
We have talked about Frankie Valley. They are holding him
up on stage just so he can lip sync the saws. Yeah,
he's ninety he is in rough shape. Not eligible for

(01:23:52):
the Jajaccabor Hall of Fame. Brought to you by Bob's drywall,
but still up there in age. I think I think
it's gonna be his year. Okay, who do you have
for your third one? Okay? I'm Roman Polanski? Huh. Roman
Polanski is what ninety one years old? Ninety one years old?

(01:24:14):
And I'm thinking, okay, he might be going sometime soon
because he ain't looking too good either. Okay, I like that.
How many more do I have of it? One more
and a wildcom more in a wild card? Okay, So
for my last one before the wild card? You ready
for this? Ronnie Millsap Okay, Ronnie Millsap is he's only

(01:24:38):
eighty one, but they recently came out with that they're
going to be doing a biopic, biopic biopic about him,
and I feel that's going to be his last work
of art and that this is going to be the year.
Remember when Chuck Berry died, They're like, oh, I said,

(01:24:59):
he just put out a new song and that's going
to be it for him. And then what happened to
Chuck months later? He died, So that's kind of that's
kind of how I look at Ronnie here.

Speaker 7 (01:25:11):
And who is your wild card?

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Jake Paul Jake Paul young, good health. I feel somebody
at some point in time is going to get tired
of his s or maybe just try to prove something
and either gun him down or beat him to a
bloody pulp in the ring. Right, and he did. He
performs maybe some extreme things. You could make an argument,
so there's definitely a danger element involved with him, but

(01:25:35):
I wouldn't. I would argue not reckless, especially with the
empire he has behind him, right, So, okay, so if
he died, I think that'd be a good wild card. Okay, Okay?
And how old was Ronnie Millsap Roynie Millstap's eighty one?
All right, all right, Lindsay you can take Dick. He
took Dick van Dyke, so you need to replace Dick
van Dyke.

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
Okay, And my Frankie Valley was actually on my list too.
I'm going to go ahead and throw in Bam Margira.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Okay. I'm not hating that. There was some talk actually
this that he was in el Reno, Oklahoma this weekend,
and everything I could find was that he wasn't there,
So unless his timeline is delayed, yeah, but it showed
him being in Florida the day that people were saying
he was in El Reno, so, but he does have

(01:26:32):
some reckless behavior. I could see why you put them
on there, especially if you were kind of having some
anxiety about who else to pick. So yeah, I think
that's probably the youngest person ever put on a regular
death point, right, Okay, Shannon Doherty probably would be Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, I like all.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
That, all right, So there is no one I'm stealing
from anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
I have my own list I feel pretty confident about,
and starting off with a man who is maybe one
of the best singers of our time, and that is
eighty two year old Brian Wilson.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
From The Beach Boys. He is not doing well.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
He is sick with dementia, and I don't even think
you get to see him doing much. So I'm going
with Brian Wilson. Second on my list that I can't
believe nobody grabbed, and that for obvious reasons, is Harvey Weinstein.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
I did think about him, but I is he even
I think he's like seventy two, seventy three.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Maybe slew of medical problems. He recently has to be
released because of his medical problems.

Speaker 6 (01:27:50):
Yeah, but how believable is that right enough for.

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
Me to put him on the list.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Yeah, I guess he's been in jail long enough and
hadn't been shanked yet. That he is not in any
imminent danger doesn't matter. He's not a wild card, so
he can be on the list. Anybody in prison can
be on the list. They just can't be a wild card.
So you could put Ditty on the list as regular
correct correct, Which is an interesting thing you just said,

(01:28:15):
because that wasn't on my radar. Actually, the third one
I have on my list was somebody that would not
be on your radar normally. But the urgency of which
he's been the news has come to light, and the
way people are reaching out, and what I know about

(01:28:38):
people that are affected by what he supposedly has. Randy Boss, Yeah,
the rumor is is that he's got pancreatic cancer, which
people that usually find out they have pancreatic cancer find
out too late to do anything about it. So now

(01:29:02):
my dad lived over a year with it, so it
is possible that and I'm not can't it confirm that
he has that?

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
Right, But you gotta take some gambles.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Yeah, bigger rewards require big risks, So I'm putting Randy
Moss on there, so he might be the youngest one
we've ever had on there.

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
Actually, yeah, the last.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
One I have here, And I'm looking at my forecaster
and I there's two that I can't there's two that
I can't figure out if I'm gonna pick, and I'll
go ahead and share both of them with you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
One of them is.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Patch Adams, the actual Patch, the actual Patch Adams. And
he has MRSA. He lost his foot in twenty twenty one,
like he hasn't been doing well, So I feel like
that would be a worthy one. But and I just
thought of another one. Stephen King the authore you. He

(01:30:00):
recently sold all of his radio stations. He's selling assets off,
which leads me to believe that he feels like either
he's done done, I'm just gonna go off into the sunset,
or he's done like he's done for Another one just
popped in my brain. Who Ted Turner recently found out

(01:30:21):
he has pneumonia. He had to be entered into the hospital.
Old ef very yes in his nineties, isn't he yes?
Another one, just Dave Coolier. I did have him on
my list, but I took him off, switched him for
some older people said he's got some medical Yeah, but
you gotta be got cancer. He's got he's got the cancer,

(01:30:41):
but people live with cancer for a long time. Pre
very cancers are very broad term does not it's not
decentence to get the word cancer associated with you. But
I think I'm gonna trust my gut and I'm gonna
I'm gonna throw a last minute one in there that
I have not mentioned. I'm gonna put on there, and
that is Queen Camilla. Okay, she recently has been pulled

(01:31:08):
off all duties. Yeah, she hasn't been seen, she's not
doing well. And it's Queen consort.

Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
I think, no, now it's technically queen.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
And how old is she dirt there?

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
So I feel good about throwing that one on there.
And then my wild card. This is where I'm kind
of at a loss.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Because you want to put somebody on there. Let's just say,
you can't put halle Berry on there. She's fifty eight.
You can't put some behind Nope.

Speaker 6 (01:31:41):
It has to be on her sixty five.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
I thought we said retirement age.

Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Well that's sixty five. I mean sixty seven now because
I upped it, is that word?

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Are we doing retirement age of sixty two? Is that
the retirement age?

Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
I always thought it was sixty five or younger. It
had to be under sixty five years old.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Full retirement and age sixty two benefit by your okay,
hmm retirement h you're sol security in twenty twenty five.
A bad wild card though, Well, that's the point of
the wild card is that they appear to be completely
healthy right right there. It is wild card because you

(01:32:26):
have no idea. There's no telltale signs. I know, we
want to win the wild card, but the idea is
you're picking somebody who's healthy, and it would be a
giant surprise, like that kid from One Direction that took
leap off a balcony. We didn't know he had a
drug problem, right, so he would have been totally eligible.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
The one where you're like, oh man, that's horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Right right, Like I had Gabriel Iglesias as a wild card.

Speaker 7 (01:32:52):
Yeah, you're so, I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
I'm gonna go with if we're saying sixty two, then
I'm putting Holly Berry on there. So if we're saying
sixty two is the age is as as as old
retirement age, as old as you get under that age.

Speaker 7 (01:33:16):
Well, she is, she is, so we're good with that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Okay, so recap.

Speaker 6 (01:33:23):
Well, since you went last and I went first, do
I get a chance to steal any No? You urt everyone?

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
No? No, no, you've already replaced yours and he didn't
steal anybody off of yours or minds. And I'm the winner,
so I get to I get the last pick.

Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
Okay, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Why? Who are you going to steal?

Speaker 6 (01:33:41):
I wasn't going to well, I wasn't gonna well, Randy probably,
Randy Moss is a really good one.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
We'll see. You don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:33:52):
That's what's so amazing about this game. You don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
So to recap, Lindsay's got Bammajera, Marv Levy, Bruce Willis,
Rupert Murdoch, wildcard of Bobby Brown, Kimbi has Dick Van Dyke,
Frankie Valley, Roman Polanski, Ronnie millsap and his wild card
is Jake Paul. And then I have Brian Wilson, Harvey Wilson,
Harvey Weinstein, Randy Moss, and Queen Camilla.

Speaker 7 (01:34:17):
My wildcard is halle Berry. All right, we got to
take a break.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
We'll be back.

Speaker 7 (01:34:22):
On Tulsa's Morning Show continues.

Speaker 8 (01:34:25):
Next ax The Big Mad Morning Show on Tulsa's rock
station ninety seven five KMOD.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six O KMO D. You can also text
bmms and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four five. All right, little house cleaning for
the beginning of the year, and we've got to do
New Year's resolutions. Last year, Gimpy was the only one

(01:35:10):
of us that nailed a New Year's resolution. I'm absuming
based off the last time we talked, Yeah, and Gimpi's
were cut. Touch Tunes spending in half bro seventeen hundred
total for twenty twenty three. I'm so proud of myself.
All right, hold on, I did the math Oh good,
Oh good, because I'll go to the one while you're
doing that. He did travel to see the ocean, so

(01:35:30):
that counts. One of them was to play payoff his
television and fridge this year. Did not do that? Go
accident free all year? Did that?

Speaker 7 (01:35:38):
Okay, look at you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Yes killing it? So Touch Tunes you ready for this? Yes?
Last when and when I did the resolution, it was
seventeen hundred dollars. Yes, for twenty twenty three, and for
twenty twenty four. I did the math, went through all
the accounts on touch tunes alone, I spent nine hundred
and twenty five dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:35:58):
Wow, that's a big difference.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
You're tell But also I know, all right, for a
guy who's like I never have money, I'm like, yeah,
that's a lot of money. Yeah, but still coming from
seventeen to nine to twenty five, I think that I
was really proud of myself. After I've added it all
up and did the math, I was like, huh, I
am impressed.

Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
Makes me wonder who's been buying Gimpy music at the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
I think he's been suffering through other people's I have
been as a matter of fact. Yeah, so Gimpy got
three of his four. Lindsey's was use a home gym
for the week, three times a week. No cook a
new recipe every week.

Speaker 6 (01:36:37):
Came close, but no cigar.

Speaker 7 (01:36:39):
Okay, get checked for skin cancer.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
Didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Stop thinking first and speak your mind. I don't know,
I believe that's what you just demonstrated that you do
that yeah, so you didn't get one.

Speaker 7 (01:36:53):
Mine was get a tattoo, nope.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Reconnect with someone from my past, pipe dream, uh, eat
food I hate twice nope. Take a spontaneous trip nope.
So Lindsay and I were abysmal with our New Year's resolutions. Well,
you guys were busy doing other things, right, yes, Uh,
so we'll go ahead and start. Lindsay, what's your first one?

Speaker 6 (01:37:15):
Define my ABS. I'm joining Crunch and Kevin and I
are going to work out together.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (01:37:23):
And I want definition in my ABS.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:37:26):
I was looking at old pictures of me from high
school and college. I was like, damn, I had some
definition in my ABS.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
I want that again, they say. And I am in
no position to give advice on ABS. They say, if
you want ABS, it isn't about working out, it's about
your intake. Yeah that means no, right, because that's where
all the sugar's at.

Speaker 6 (01:37:52):
So Number two, pay off my palisade or come within
two thousand dollars of doing so?

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Okay, is your car payment two thousand dollars?

Speaker 10 (01:38:03):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:38:04):
Okay, No, it feels like you got to pick one
of these.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
No, it's like a.

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
Little over sixteen thousand is left on it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
I mean, I'm just saying that.

Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
That feels like you're giving two go posts.

Speaker 6 (01:38:19):
Well, pay off my palisade. That's the goal.

Speaker 7 (01:38:21):
I mean, if you get with him one payment, I
think that counts.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
I would call that. But two thousand dollars. I don't
know what your house your payments are, but feels like
two or three payments, right, So pay off paliside, palisades
idea Okay. Number three.

Speaker 6 (01:38:38):
Make it to my twenty fifth high school reunions? When
is that it's rumored to be happening this summer?

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:38:45):
We've had one high school reunion and I did not
get to go to it because I couldn't fly home
for it. I was within a week of giving birth
to my first child. So yeah, okay, they've been talking like, hey,
we're to do that this summer, guys. But you're ready, Okay,
I'm ready. I want to I want to go to it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Okay, And is it just three? No? Four?

Speaker 6 (01:39:09):
Yeah? This is more like for the show. But I
want to, uh use TikTok more often get good at TikTok, like.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
Actually making videos nice y want exactly right right right right,
utilizing and posting. So what would be the quantifier for
the what would you say would be the thing that
says I've done that?

Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
Well, I mean for TikTok you'll see videos of me
making videos.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
I'm just what I'm trying to get away from is
you did one and you get to go I did
it right, right right?

Speaker 7 (01:39:46):
Some accountability is what we're looking for here.

Speaker 6 (01:39:48):
I mean I can definitely, I can show my abs
as as it happens, and well the palisade if it.

Speaker 7 (01:39:56):
No, I'm talking about TikTok.

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
Oh, I mean, what do you mean? I mean, I'm
posting videos.

Speaker 7 (01:40:03):
One video is going to tell as you did it
ten video.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
I'm just looking at least a month.

Speaker 6 (01:40:09):
Like at least once a week, I would say, so fifty.

Speaker 7 (01:40:11):
Two videos or somewhere near there.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine with that. At least once a week.
OKAYI what do you got? First off, before I go
into this, to the people who are like, good job, Gimpy,
but that's not half and as good as Gimp did
with touch tunes. And you say cut in half and
nine hundred is more than half a seventeen hundred, Yes,
shut the hell up for one two seventy five dollars,

(01:40:34):
I think right there. Yeah, pretty good. You're getting the
credit for that. Suck it anyhow, you ready, somebody's very defensive,
am I Very proud of that, very proud of that
discipline that I have myself to be able to hold
back and not spend that much money. Saving money is
not easy, especially when it's something that gives you joy.

(01:40:56):
That's a part of like that whole thing going to
the bars, big part of Gimpy's lifestyle and a certain
bar specifically, and so to not be able to engage
in all the way and be like, hey, I'm not
gonna drink spirits anymore, right, that would be a hard
thing for Gimpy to accomps. Absolutely, Oh god, I have
to just drink beer for the rest of Oh, you
can do it. I'm sure I could. I just switched

(01:41:18):
a wine, all right. So first on this list, here,
fix my tooth. That's my that's my risk. Which one
the one that's missing? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:41:27):
So get a replace?

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Yes? Yes, So as a recap if you're just tuning
in or what in here? Last year last year I
went on No. Year before last I went on vacation
to Corpus CHRISTI Texas. And I was down in San
Antonio and I was sealing up a bag of beef
jerky from BUCkies, and and I have my hands full,
and I was just using my mouth to hold the

(01:41:50):
bag while I pulled it and sealed his shut. And
then my tooth popped right out. And it's been missing
for that long. So my resolution is to fix my
this year. Okay, got it? Number two? Corbyn, you're gonna
be impressed with this. Get a aseectomy? What I was

(01:42:10):
expecting that more from Corbyn. I mean, I've listen, I
have given up on that because I feel like I've
been telling you for years you have been, Absolutely you
have been. But this year I'm pulling the trigger on it,
and I won't make it happen.

Speaker 6 (01:42:22):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Yeah, lets you know you have to go to the
doctor for that, right absolutely? Well. Listen, I was thinking,
there's two medical things on Gimpi's list this year. This
feels like the man is in a sleep right now,
like he's having a dream. To go ask him to
go to the doctor once in a year feels like
a giant ask. You know, as you get older, things change,
You start reflecting and looking at things. You're like, maybe

(01:42:45):
I should change some things in my life. So yeah,
I know, tooth and shut the boys up. I love
the idea of you're done with children. Yes, in terms
of having them, I love that for you for sure.
He definitely saved enough money to do that, right, Yeah,
And that's kind of another reason why I decided go
ahead and do it. It's like, all right, what eight
hundred bucks. Take the money I could have spent on

(01:43:06):
touch tunes and just go and get this medical procedure done.
And I ain't got to worry about child's porter accident
or anything like that. So I'm sure his girl would
go for the procedure should he decide to follow through
on this. But if he can't go, who would be
going with you? Oh? I've thought about that, and I
was like, I'll just get an uber if nobody can.

(01:43:28):
They don't let you have to leave with someone? Yeah
the uber driver. No, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:43:33):
I'll find somebody, whether it be older brother, lindsay, would.

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
You go, Yeah, I'd take him.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
I have her going to a form or whatever. Yeah,
I mean you gotta, I mean, I mean him when
he's done, not throw him at me. Yeah, place them. Yeah,
I wonder listen if you own a urology clinic, we'd
love to do that on the air on air of

(01:43:59):
a Sectum Done done. I'm gonna talk to sales department
then see if we can't get something, you know, make
some you know, endorsement.

Speaker 7 (01:44:07):
What if there's like.

Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
All everybody, we do vasectomes and botox, and.

Speaker 7 (01:44:15):
If you need your concrete foundation lifted, we're there.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
For that too. I don't know about all that, but
and listen and all this is I'm being very honest here.
If you find yourself in a financial predicament, I do
own a soldering gun. Nice. Nice you you know the procedure.
You have more experience with it.

Speaker 7 (01:44:34):
I've done an I've done it before. I've watched the
guy do it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:38):
You're a professional.

Speaker 7 (01:44:39):
Now, why don't we do that with everything?

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
So why not?

Speaker 7 (01:44:42):
Why would be a.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
Sect upstaying YouTube video on how to do a second
right number three? Get a better car and buy better car.
One that has a working heater, one that the window
goes down and back up, one that has power steerings.
Just a better car. I'm not saying it has to
be a brand new car, right, Uh, it could be
something in like an old seventies classic, just as long

(01:45:05):
as it's better than the rolling turd that I got
right now, because I'll tell you what, it's god damn
cold outside and then I heat or not blow very
much sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:45:13):
Do you want to have a payment on this car?
Or is it something that you want to just pay
out right?

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
Toss him back and forth on that one. You know
whether I'll want a payment or not or just pay
out right?

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
Because what would be the budget then for a new car?

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
I don't know five six thousand dollars if I want
to buy one out right, because I've looked at like
old classic, like you know, seventy seven. We'll just say
Lincoln continentw you know, something to that effect.

Speaker 6 (01:45:38):
And I don't think a bank will finance something that old.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
No, But I can save up enough money to where
I can buy it out right. You can buy a car.

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
He's gonna have no problem buying a car now.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
Maybe it won't be at a dealership, right, maybe it will,
but there are plenty of places that will give him
a car. I've been perusing Marketplace a lot and found
some pretty good deals that I could afford. So that's
on my list.

Speaker 7 (01:45:58):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
I like that number four, number four break one hundred
thousand miles on the bike right now as it stands,
I am at ninety four thousand miles on that bike.
You had fifty six thousand dollars when I got it.
I put a damn lot of miles on it. But
I'm like, I bet you I could break one hundred
thousand miles on that bike this year easy. You're at
ninety six right now. So my vacation to Florida, back

(01:46:21):
to Florida this year will probably cover that. But hell,
I'll even get closer to that, just even before vacation time,
just because I ride so much. But I want to
break a hundred thousand on that bike. I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:46:32):
I gotta be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
Gimbie's got great ones, no offense to yours, but in mine,
they're in the same boat as yours. But like I
think that those are those are awesome. Yeah, I try
to make them achievable, you know. Yeah, I'm not saying
that nobody's is, but at least for me anyway, I'm
not a believer in New Year's resolutions as a whole.
I don't believe you should wait till the first of
the year to make a goal. If you have a goal,

(01:46:54):
go get it right. Mine. Number one go on four
vas this year parentheses. That's traveling out of state, not Texas,
not Kansas City, Okay, not Arkansas. I mean I don't.
I go to Texas a lot. I go to Kansas
City a lot. So I think Arkansas would count, and

(01:47:15):
we can throw in Wichita. Anything that's two hours away
I don't think should count. But for vacations this year,
that's actually leaving, not just taking off a vacation time correct, correct,
because God knows I'm doing that. Number two is pretty vague,
and so we can quantify this, and that is get healthy.

Speaker 7 (01:47:34):
I am dealing with.

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
I have a broken clavicle, I have a torn tricep,
I have a torn trapezoid, trap a muscle. I have
a elbow issues, I have a sinus thing. I'm just
dealing with a lot, and I want and it's stopping
me from doing things I want to do, like jiu
jitsu is on pause, and and I can't wrestle with

(01:47:57):
my girls and do things like that, and I want
to go back to those things. So it's looking like
maybe June, if I can get healthy and nothing else happened,
and so that's that is a big priority for me,
is to get healthy. I don't know how you guys
feel about that in terms of quantifying anthing.

Speaker 6 (01:48:14):
Those things whatever gets repaired or.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
Yeah, I could go to jiu jitsu now, but I
want to engage in jiu jitsu, which I can't do.
So I think engaging in jiu jitsu would be the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:48:28):
To stay out of your attic.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
Yeah, I haven't been in there. This is residual I
think from over a year ago. The next one on
the list is I want to get rid of half
my clothes. Wow, like right now, Like.

Speaker 6 (01:48:43):
You're like, like stuff that you've hoarded or take your
pants off a big fella.

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
No, Like, I have stuff in my closet I just
don't wear. There's no reason for me to have. So
purge clothes. That's something I meant to do over the
hullay and I did not. Yeah, I did not. I
still look at my clothes and I'm like, oh, gods, and.

Speaker 6 (01:49:04):
What you are going to just take them to like
Goodwill or how are you gonna get rid of them?

Speaker 8 (01:49:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
Yeah, no, I'll give them to charity or something like that.
Put them in I'm not gonna have a porch sale.
That's a thing for those that don't know have strangers
showing up buying my I'm not doing that.

Speaker 6 (01:49:19):
Did you wear this one? Corn?

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
And the last one I have is get rid of
my car insurance. You have to carry some and yeah,
I have carry state required. Yeah, but after that, no car.
I think it's a giant waste of money. My car's
paid off.

Speaker 7 (01:49:35):
There's no need for me to have on the oudie.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
There's no reason for me to have car insurance full
coverage anyway, correct, So save money, get rid of car insurance.
That one, I'm pretty half of those. I'm pretty low
in confidence because getting ready to have closed as a
giant work project. I'm not into that. So all right,
there we go, New Year's resolutions. We'll take a break
and we'll be back.

Speaker 10 (01:50:00):
Of A Big Man Morning Show is next ninety seven
five KMOD, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one eight four
six oh kmod. You can also text bmms and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 7 (01:50:30):
See what Lindsay has for Balls to the Wall sports.

Speaker 6 (01:50:43):
The next stop in the college football playoff is here,
Number six Penn State battles seventh ranked Notre Dame in
the Orange Bowl tonight for the first semi final round
matchup of the tournament. The Nitney Lions made easy work
of number eleven SMU in the first round and blue
by third ranked Boise State in the quarters. Penn State's

(01:51:04):
looking forwards first shot at a national championship since winning
it all in nineteen eighty two. Meanwhile, Notre Dame is
coming off it's toughest pair of games of the season.
The Fighting Irish took down tenth ranked Indiana in the
opening round and upset number two Georgia last week to
earn a spot in the final four. The Fighting Irish
haven't won a national title since nineteen eighty eight. Number

(01:51:26):
five at Texas and eighth ranked Ohio State kickoff from
the Cotton Bowl in the other semi final matchup tomorrow.
And that's your Balls of the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay
in ninety seventy five.

Speaker 7 (01:51:46):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
Nine one eight four six O k m D. You're
gonna hear something in the next few days. We'll go
around the room. In a second bit, you're gonna hear
some of the next few days, probably the next twenty
four hours, and you're gonna hear.

Speaker 7 (01:52:07):
The word Cora a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
And Cora is the current name of this winter storm
that's approaching, because now they name winter storms not just hurricanes,
not just hurricanes anymore so the letter of the ofph
but just like storms hurricanes, the letter first letter of
the alphabet coincides with how far we are in how
many of there're been, So we're at c So this

(01:52:30):
would be the third, the third one. Yeah, So winter
storm Cora is what you're about to get exposed to.
Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbin.

Speaker 6 (01:52:39):
Happy twenty eighth porn star Birthday two Nina Nova. You
can check out this big apple cutie in everything but
get your knees dirty and in the VIP club heat.
She's all about sexual liberation and lives her life with
a hot girl lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
Good morning, Gimbie, Morning Corbin. Hey, come out next Thursday
to the Hard Rock Hotel Casina. Donate blood for our
sixteenth annual New Year Blood Drive. Next Thursday, January sixteenth,
we're gonna be broadcasting live. Come out, collect your km
ody collectible T shirt and register to win VIP rock
Woma tickets. All right, let's go ahead and do our
top list. We do it every Thursday. At this time

(01:53:19):
it's tyberbig mad morning. So those top list random topics,
randomly drawn with random results.

Speaker 7 (01:53:25):
Now here's Corbyn, Kimpi and Lindsay with this week's top list.

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
This week's top list are things a sesame Sesame Street
character would say during sex.

Speaker 6 (01:53:36):
Lindsay, ah, boy, I have some runners up here too.

Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
Let's just do five, no, five of them number and
when we're done that way you don't steal someone's. And
then if we're done early, then you know, let's hear yours?

Speaker 6 (01:53:51):
Okay, all right? Number five Cookie Monster would say that's
some good hooky. Number four Elmo likes to be tickled.

Speaker 8 (01:54:08):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:54:11):
For the record, I'm not doing the voices, okay, No,
I can't. I can't do them all. Do the ones
you can?

Speaker 6 (01:54:20):
Number uh three? Three? Thank you? Uh Ernie.

Speaker 7 (01:54:30):
They would just say, Ernie, well, Ernie.

Speaker 6 (01:54:32):
Is you make my rubberd ducky squeak?

Speaker 2 (01:54:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:54:38):
Number two, ow, big bird. You want to know why
they call me big bird? Snuffle uphagous? Oh, so that's
why they call you big bird? Is Number one?

Speaker 7 (01:54:54):
Did you just do two at one time, right there?

Speaker 6 (01:54:56):
Yes, sorry too, and then number one snuffle got it?

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Follow up from snuffy.

Speaker 6 (01:55:01):
Okay, that's why they call you big bird.

Speaker 2 (01:55:03):
Okay, we're doing things. A Sesame Street character would say,
during sex, what do you got GIMPI M tastes like bacon.
That's number five. Number four, I can't do a snuffle off.
I guess impression, but I'm gonna give it my best.
Would you like to rub my drunk? Number four? You

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want to rub my drunk? Number three? I got a
hold on.

Speaker 7 (01:55:37):
Take on my bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:55:40):
I've never heard almost say that, but okay, I don't
think you hear any of the Sesame Street characters say this,
but fair enough. Number two one one booby ah two
two boobies ah. Then number one one.

Speaker 6 (01:56:02):
Cookie No no no no no no no no.

Speaker 7 (01:56:07):
M you have good cookie.

Speaker 6 (01:56:09):
Monster there.

Speaker 2 (01:56:11):
Thanks, we're doing things. A Sesame Street character would say
during sex, Number five, me like to eat cookies.

Speaker 7 (01:56:22):
I tried to go with things.

Speaker 2 (01:56:23):
They would actually say, uh, number four, that's not a
rubber duck in your hand? Number three.

Speaker 6 (01:56:40):
Ah ah ah.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Or ah ah. Number two, don't ask where the hand is? Oh,
because their puppets. Yeah, that's the whole fisting thing and
number one on the top list of things a Sesame

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Street character would say during sex, you want to get
in my can? Oscar?

Speaker 6 (01:57:13):
Very nice.

Speaker 7 (01:57:14):
A text that came in, Uh were uh?

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
I thought I saw one in here. That's someone texting.
Uh no, Lindsay's weren't We're Yeah, it's not muppets, it's
Sesame Street characters, street characters. Yeah, yeah, they're supposed to
be Sesame Street. That person misunderstood the assignment. Yeah, yeah,
what was your honorable mentions there, Lindsay, Uh I did.

Speaker 6 (01:57:37):
I had one for Oscar the crotch as well, smells
just like home.

Speaker 7 (01:57:44):
That actually might be your best one.

Speaker 6 (01:57:48):
And then Bert Bernice. If an egg can fit in there,
so can I because Bernice was his pet pigeon.

Speaker 2 (01:57:57):
Oh that escalated quickly. Yeah, that's actually a better one too.
That was an alternate.

Speaker 8 (01:58:03):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:58:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:58:07):
You need to let us choice very well at all.

Speaker 2 (01:58:10):
So yeah, I feel like the Elmo ones like low
Hanging Fruit. Sure it's easy, right, everybody's gonna go with
tickle me. It's just where are they tickling you?

Speaker 7 (01:58:20):
That's yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
There was one I had for the count, but it
was like he was counting down three today we count
through sixty nine. Yeah, all right, we got to take

(01:58:45):
a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (01:58:47):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back. The Morning Show,
Tulsa's Rock Station.

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine four
six O KMOD. Can also text BMMS and then what
you want to say to eight two, nine four or five.
And we got prison mail yesterday, which was pretty awesome.

(01:59:29):
I don't know when we got it, but it was
given to us yesterday. So if you are listening and
you send us prison mail and you're like, why haven't
they talked about it? This is part of the reason
is because it was just given to us. Now are
you comfortable reading it? Can you self edit as you go?
Ron Burgundy?

Speaker 6 (01:59:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, can you now? I did see? I
mean the writing is not too sloppy.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
Yeah, we got so we got a Christmas card and
then they sent a note as well, and it's just
your standard Christmas card, which i'm i'm I think it's
pretty awesome that this person's in jail. Uh and they
probably used their jailbird money to uh je is it
called j bird JPay to buy a Christmas card?

Speaker 7 (02:00:18):
And then send it to us.

Speaker 2 (02:00:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:00:20):
I think that's pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (02:00:22):
He might have had to do some sexual favors or
come off with snakey cake or some He definitely gave
up some Marboroughs. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:00:28):
Yeah. It says made the joy of the season be
yours inside the card, made the miracle of Christmas inspire
happiness and peace.

Speaker 7 (02:00:34):
Yeah, standard Christmas cards.

Speaker 6 (02:00:36):
I wish all of you well and God bless you.

Speaker 10 (02:00:38):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (02:00:39):
You're Bro Cunningham.

Speaker 2 (02:00:41):
Yeah, let's leave any identity out of it.

Speaker 6 (02:00:45):
Side one. I start out by saying a side one. Yeah,
so it says side one probably of the note.

Speaker 7 (02:00:54):
Oh, to make sure we knew we started. Yeah, okay,
all right, now that's very thoughtful.

Speaker 6 (02:00:58):
Yes, I start out by saying I do not spell
so good at all, but I would like you all
to know that I am.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
In Creek County, and I again, any identity of the person.
If you can't sell that it, let me know and
I'll take over.

Speaker 6 (02:01:12):
And I have an AMFM radio and KMOD comes in
the best. So to my Komod family, thank you so much.
I have been with you all. I moved here from
out of state. My uncle and little sis used to

(02:01:33):
listen to you all, and I have been with you
ever since. Well still here. I love it all.

Speaker 2 (02:01:39):
So the idea that you're in prison and you like
us because you're the onliest things you can listen, I
love it.

Speaker 7 (02:01:45):
Man, very grateful.

Speaker 6 (02:01:47):
Says I'm going to prison for something I did not do.
Out of all my stuff, I did not do this right,
and I will still be listening to you all when
I'm there.

Speaker 2 (02:02:00):
Right, I wasn't speeding. I wasn't speeding this time.

Speaker 6 (02:02:04):
Yeah, I love you all A loyal fan. Ps A
shout out would be cool. Make the best day ever
I am on here?

Speaker 2 (02:02:16):
How about that? Yeah? Pretty rudy?

Speaker 6 (02:02:18):
Yeah, play more play, please play more offspring Maryland Manson
and if you could also cake in Blue October's.

Speaker 2 (02:02:33):
The requests on Liss. I will definitely slide in some
Blue October.

Speaker 7 (02:02:38):
No, I won't, so.

Speaker 2 (02:02:41):
You know what you know? No, I can't.

Speaker 7 (02:02:43):
If we would have read this earlier, I would have
done it.

Speaker 10 (02:02:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:02:46):
I would have taken the hit on that one. But
being it's the end of the show, we won't be
able to do that. I know, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:02:54):
Yes, absolutely, yeah. If we would have known, we should
have coordinated this a little bit better. Because maybe we
could have sent him a note and said, hey, bet
some people that will do that in exchange for extra
snacky cakes. There you go and make them all listen
and then let us know and we'll we can make

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that happen for you. But it's a little late now,
I guess, because we read it, because we tried not
to read these beforehand, because we want to be just
as surprised as you guys are on what they say.
It has been a while since we got a let
me phrase it, it's been a while since we got
a prison letter we can could decipher or read true
that now there was no side to No.

Speaker 6 (02:03:38):
I didn't say.

Speaker 2 (02:03:39):
I just didn't say side too. Got it, gotta got it, okay.
I just didn't know if there was more of the
letter that we weren't getting.

Speaker 7 (02:03:45):
We got a prison letter. I forget. It was maybe
a year ago.

Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
It may have been long.

Speaker 7 (02:03:52):
You guys might remember this, And it was it was
Warren Peace.

Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
It was huge, and it was about some can conspiracy
of crime that was happening and they were pinning it
on this person, and they presented legal documents in the
mail like to us and wanting us to talk about it.
On air, and that one we only I only glanced
through because I was like, this is abnormally large.

Speaker 7 (02:04:19):
It was very weird to hear that out loud. Yeah,
And I was like, let me glance through it.

Speaker 2 (02:04:24):
And there was all these documents, official like legal documents,
and I was like, oh, I got to check into this.

Speaker 7 (02:04:31):
So normally we don't preread.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
Now we do try to get a if it's handwritten,
you're like, okay, But this was typed right with legal documents.
It had to have been like nine or ten pages
front and back. Somebody really went in on it. Yeah.
They saw us as there as a partner to help
them injustice, and we're not even a partner in justice.

Speaker 7 (02:04:55):
For Lindsay and her speeding.

Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
We'll go show up for moral support and hold up
you know, maybe poster board signs.

Speaker 7 (02:05:01):
But maybe if you offer Chipotle instead, I might go
do that.

Speaker 2 (02:05:05):
I don't even like Chipotle, but I'm with you. Go
sit in a courtroom or get a burrito bowl. Listen,
We'll be there for you. Dot dot dot as long
as we don't get a better offer. Right, there's a
lot of things I would do dot dot dot, and
I got a bigger, better offer and Chipotle is a

(02:05:29):
better off. Yeah, explosive diarrhea or sitting candy. Yeah, hearing this,
I don't know when my turn is. Now, she can
go in, hold a spot in line. We'll go get
the Chipotle and then just sit in the courtroom and
enjoy arborita bowls. Yeah. I don't think the judge likes that.

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Oh my gosh, that's brilliant too. I'll go support you,
but then get kicked out and be like, sorry, we tried. Yeah,
it's not me, it's them. They're not letting me stay.
I tried. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in like twos. Lindsey, go,
set her free, Set her free. Believe how much meat

(02:06:13):
they put in this bowl. Also a thing Sesame Street
character say or Lindsay will say when she's in prison
for speeding, Oh god, hey things can Life comes at
you fast. I'm sure sea dog here that you were
talking to, life came at him pretty fast.

Speaker 6 (02:06:33):
I could have used chipotlely as my excuse to get
out of the speeding ticket.

Speaker 2 (02:06:37):
That I don't. They definitely do not accept diarrhea. No, no,
you will have to crap your pants. That's just all
there is to it.

Speaker 7 (02:06:43):
For those who are know.

Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
On TikTok, there's so many videos of police interactions, and
so I was watching this one and the police officer
goes up to the car, knocks on the thing. Guy
rolls down his window and he goes licensing registration and
the guy goes, can I get out of the car
to talk to you? And the officer is like why,
and he's like, I just I'd rather talk to you
in private, and so he lets which I already knew

(02:07:07):
that something was up when that happened, and he was
like okay. Comes out. They go to the back of
the car and he's like, listen, my wife is in
the passenger seat next to me and her mother is
in the back seat and they're fighting. And my wife
demanded that we get in the car and take my

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mother in law home. And the longer we're here and
the longer they're in the car, the sooner they will
make up and she will make me turn the car
around and go home. And so I've got to get
her home as fast as possible, and the cop goes,
get in your car, follow me. I don't want her

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living with me six months.

Speaker 7 (02:07:53):
I hear, you just stay close. That's literally what he said.

Speaker 2 (02:07:57):
Yeah, it was, it was.

Speaker 7 (02:07:59):
It was pretty funny. But hey, life comes at you fast.

Speaker 2 (02:08:02):
So one minute you're in there saying I was breaking,
I was coming to a stop, and the next minute
you're in there with the Matilda, a sweet little girl
from the movie.

Speaker 7 (02:08:17):
Yeah again, life comes at you fast. You have no
idea what's about to happen.

Speaker 2 (02:08:24):
Like I told Lindsay during the break earlier, Stephen Baldwin,
go look him up. Yes, try to find a modern
photo of Steven Baldwin, and when you see him, you're
gonna go what happened to bro?

Speaker 6 (02:08:37):
Who is that?

Speaker 2 (02:08:38):
I think he might have been People Magazine's Sexiest Man
of Lives at one point. I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (02:08:47):
I think maybe a Baldwin, not him.

Speaker 2 (02:08:49):
I feel like I feel like he was on a
list or considered or alternate, if that's a thing. And
but now he looks like Vincent Dinofrio, like he is
a concerning looking individual. Yeah, he sure is. I'm trying

(02:09:11):
to find something relatively recent and uh not fine too much.
All easily seems to look somewhat healthy. Here's one dancing
with his brother.

Speaker 7 (02:09:23):
It's all I need to know. Yeah, maybe it wasn't Stephen,
that was I was.

Speaker 6 (02:09:29):
He's on the list of best looking guys who were
never named sexiest man alive.

Speaker 2 (02:09:33):
Okay, well then that that makes sense. Then ah yeah, William, No,
it's it's Stephen Gimpie. Here. I it's a it's a
video and I'll put in the screener, say you can see.
You can thumb through it so you can see real
quick of of what.

Speaker 7 (02:09:48):
He looks like.

Speaker 2 (02:09:49):
But there, I don't know. Maybe it's just the way
he's wearing his hat. By the way, you're a special individual.
If you wear a hat with your name on it.
There's a little bit of vanity there. That is, it's
okay to wear a hat or any article of clothing
with your name on it. A nickname, I will argue,

(02:10:11):
might be tolerable, right, and if you're on a radio show,
even more acceptable. Right.

Speaker 7 (02:10:18):
But when you're a known actor, right right.

Speaker 6 (02:10:22):
That's he's got like that Mickey Rourke thing going on.

Speaker 2 (02:10:25):
That's a good yeah. Oh, plastic surgery gone her own.
How old do you think he is? And what do
you think his net worth is? Ooh, Wendsey, what says
to you?

Speaker 6 (02:10:35):
Was he the middle child?

Speaker 2 (02:10:37):
Yeah? Billy was the youngest.

Speaker 6 (02:10:38):
Okay, so he's probably fifty eight, fifty nine maybe okay,
net worth maybe fifteen mil.

Speaker 7 (02:10:51):
For the record, Alex is sixty six, okay, and he's
the successful.

Speaker 2 (02:10:57):
One out of the three, yes, the most yeah, one
out of the three. I'm going to say that he
is uh fifty five and net worth of five million dollars. Uh,
he is fifty seven. His net worth is one million dollars.

(02:11:19):
I didn't think it's gonna be that much.

Speaker 7 (02:11:21):
What about Billy, Billy, I already have it.

Speaker 2 (02:11:24):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:11:25):
Billy is sixty one years old.

Speaker 2 (02:11:27):
Wow, and I'm yeah yeah, okay. And Billy's net worth
is about twenty Now. He's married to China Phillips. Who's
China Phillips, Dude, Wilson Phillips. China Phillips as of Wilson Phillips. Gotcha, gotcha?

Speaker 7 (02:11:48):
Act like you don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:11:51):
I loved Wilson Phillips back of the Door.

Speaker 7 (02:11:54):
I love him now. I can't believe.

Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
I bet if I looked in your touch tunes, it
might be in there maybe as a Joe.

Speaker 7 (02:12:00):
Oh yeah, no, I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:12:02):
Get anything. What was the last time I heard or
played We played it on the show within the last
year for sure. Hold on, yeah, that's.

Speaker 6 (02:12:11):
For one more day.

Speaker 2 (02:12:13):
Yeah, giggity, good for her. China Phillips. That's an embarrassment.
That's not in here, it's not no no, oh wow,
Yeah he's married to China Phillips. So okay, you know
that he's got some of that. He's got at least
half that money Billy Baldwin does, right.

Speaker 7 (02:12:34):
Yeah, for sure, this is gonna mess up the algorithm.
I didn't realize I loved women with short hair until
I saw that video.

Speaker 6 (02:12:48):
And they're running on the beach.

Speaker 2 (02:12:51):
Well, one of them's running. Yeah, old Carney Wilson is
married to a guy named Rob Bonfiglio. I had no idea.

Speaker 7 (02:12:59):
Who does it sound like she had choice?

Speaker 8 (02:13:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:13:03):
Well I got one of the one of the Wilson Phillips.
I took the fat one. But it's okay who you
married to? Have you ever heard of the band Wilson Phillips.
Oh you married that blonde?

Speaker 8 (02:13:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:13:14):
No, oh, you married the other one. Her dad's Brian Wilson,
who is on the death pool. Who would have guessed
we would had a father daughter on the bingo card today? Yeah?
That uh crazy?

Speaker 7 (02:13:28):
How that happens? Let's talk about some other stuff there is.

Speaker 2 (02:13:33):
Obviously, if you have not seen some of the video
footage from the wildfires, it is insane stories of water
fire hydrants not having water. People obviously frustrated with that
as they should be blaming the city and blah blah
blah things that are not helping at the current time,
just being yappers. And there could be many reasons why

(02:13:57):
fire hydrant doesn't have water come out of it. Who
knows what those are? An electrical outage comes to mind,
and the pump isn't working right, But I again, who
knows that that is something to be figured out at
a later time. To complain in the crisis is not helpful.
Pick up a shovel if you want to help. Yeah,
But they were showing video footage of this morning of

(02:14:19):
people in front of a house with hoses from houses
trying to spray a palm tree because some embers were
flying through the air and cut the palm tree on fire.
Because there's dead leaves usually in a palm tree. I
guess if they're not maintained. I'm not clear on how
the horticulture works of a palm tree anyway, and they're
on the roof trying to spray it because some embers

(02:14:40):
have hit the palm tree and it was like a
giant torch. Yeah, yeah, that's scary stuff, man.

Speaker 6 (02:14:45):
Yes, And the fire is like really close to the
Hollywood Sign and they're evacuating the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Speaker 7 (02:14:51):
Yeah, it was close to Hollywood Boulevard.

Speaker 5 (02:14:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:14:54):
And the.

Speaker 2 (02:14:56):
And if there are photos out there where you can
see there how close it is to downtown LA. There's
people like going from left to right and you see
the city's skyline and then panning not that far and
just this glowing fire. Right. It's some insane Mandy Moore's
got a crazy video of her driving through her street,

(02:15:17):
and obviously anybody that loses their home, I can't imagine
how scary it is. And the idea people are like, oh,
you have plenty of time. They did give some warnings,
but in some cases they didn't and people had to
leave their cars like they were on the road and
had to like they were leaving abandoning their vehicle. They
had to abandon their vehicle. I don't know where you're

(02:15:37):
running to, right, but I've never been in that situation.
But there are videos of people standing there going oh
there it is, Oh there it is. Oh now it's
getting closer, and then they leave. Bitch, I'm out of there.
H no care. There's no chance for it to get closer.
I don't want to lose my house. I don't want
to lose those things, obviously, but I like breathing. Yeah. Yeah,
there's a phrase.

Speaker 6 (02:15:56):
Smoke alone, get away from the smoke alone.

Speaker 2 (02:15:58):
The phrase spreads like wildfire comes to mind. Yeah, and
it's just fast and it'll go quick like that. You
don't know. Next thing you know, you're engulfed in flames
in your car. Yeah. There was one lady they were
talking to and they're like, what are you doing. She's like,
I'm trying to save my parents' house. I've already lost
my house and my parents lost they canceled their fire policy,

(02:16:21):
and so I'm trying all I can to save it.
I understand the moment. Your life isn't worth your house, No,
not at all. I understand all those things that go
along with it. And I'm not saying it's fair, and
I wouldn't blame somebody in that situation, but I'm confident
your parents would be more devastated that you die than

(02:16:43):
losing their house, right, for sure. I feel unless you're
pos Will Rogers home, he has a home out there, sorry,
had a home out there. I mean had because he's
not alive, but also had because it burned down to James.

Speaker 6 (02:16:56):
Woods and Paris Hilton watch their houses go up and flame.

Speaker 2 (02:17:00):
Yeah. Yeah, But Lindsay and I were talking, I don't
have a ton of empathy for celebrities that have lost
their home. Not that it is less devastating, but when
you have a second home, to imply, it is as
devastating as someone who is working two jobs loses their home.
I just don't That's not linear for me. Also, they're

(02:17:22):
multi millionaire, right, and they can afford to rebuild, as
opposed as if it was you or or somebody outworking,
you know, construction or something. I mean, I'll push back
a little bit on that, because that doesn't make the
memories less. No, it sucks regardless. I'll give you that.
It sucks and you lose a lot and that worked
hard for it. Yes, However it's easier for you, i e.

(02:17:46):
The multi millionaire actor and actress celebrity. It's easier for
them to replace all that. Yeah, as opposed to somebody
like us who you know, that would cool, that would
ruin a lot of things. Well, there's also like the
idea of you live in an area where this can happen. Now,
granted this might be one that is a once in
a lifetime, once in a thousand year type of men,

(02:18:09):
you still are choosing to live in an area where
this is a danger. Right, It's like tornadoes and hurricanes
and floods. You know, you choose to live in New Orleans,
you are subjecting yourself to hurricanes and floods.

Speaker 1 (02:18:22):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:18:24):
Is there a place in America that is not subject
to natural disasters i e. Wildfires, earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes. I'm
I'm sure there would be someone who would say yes
based off of their thought of the severity of it. Okay,
I'm just talking like in general, Like there's one state

(02:18:46):
in America like nothing ever happens. Let's pick one, Hawaii.
People would think Hawaii is abstained from natural disasters. There's
two that come to mind in my head. Typhoons, yeah,
hurricanes are type foods. Right, and then volcanic eruption right right,
which happens quite often. Yeah, Alaska winter storms, volcano I

(02:19:11):
mean again, earthquakes. Right, New York City, I would say earthquakes,
they do have those there, not like on the West Coast.

Speaker 7 (02:19:22):
I would say.

Speaker 2 (02:19:24):
Winter storms, heat, heat, extreme heat, hurric they're subject to hurricanes. Yu,
they are. It's rare, but it happens. Yeah. I don't
think there's any place in America at all that you
can go and be like, this is the state, nothing happens,
you're safe. You could say Washington, the state of Washington. Again,
Volcanoes is a thing. Earthquakes, hurricanes, yeah, Montana, winter storms,

(02:19:47):
the Dakotas, tornadoes. Yes, So I think you're right on.
Maybe there is not one, if if there is one,
where it's eluding us at the moment.

Speaker 7 (02:19:57):
All Right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 2 (02:19:58):
We'll be back show.

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It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Find out what everybody learned.
We'll start with Lindsay. Lindsay, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 6 (02:20:32):
I learned the two of you would rather risk explosive
diarrhea than show support for me in a courtroom.

Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
YEP.

Speaker 6 (02:20:39):
I also learned that Paris Hilton lost her home in
the fire that just keeps spreading throughout California. I really
hope she can find a good hotel to stay in.

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Gimpe. What'd you learn today? I learned that more people
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I also learned, uh, Gimby held a bag in his mouth.

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