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Welcome Back From The Weekend!!! We talk About The Best & Worst Parts, MLK Had A Pillow Fight The Night Before His Assassination, Where'd These Piss Jugs Come From, Jessica Simpson Drinks Something Nasty For Her Voice, We Spoke To An Awesoem Listener, Welcoming Your 10th Child, Which Headline Is Fake, & Beastiality!!!!

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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did it, Then you did it?

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Where you did?

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Allowed to play, Allowed to play, come out to play,
Come to play.

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For Crystal wos.

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Speaker 1 (02:24):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one
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Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Today is that day at nine o'clock. I love facts,
Like one of my favorite books ever is Toilet Facts,
and they're just like it was like a big book
you would sit on the toilet and read and it
was always just like crazy facts. Like one of them
I remember off the top of my head was the
statue of Liberty will fit inside the rotunda of the Capitol, Right,
silly things like that. That's kind of like what this

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is that I found really fascinating, Like did you know
all British tanks made since nineteen forty five had teamaking
facilities in them? Because you know what's important in battle
tea time, right, Well, don't forget it down to scoot.
I mean, if you ever had British tea, it's really good.

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It has been calculated that they're that in the last
thirty five hundred years that there have been two hundred
and thirty years of piece out of how many years,
thirty five hundred, thirty five hundred years, and only two
hundred and thirty of them have been peace time. That's
not that many. Well, I think you go, what's to
find his peace right when there's absolutely nothing going on

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in the world. That feels like a fair statement. Then
that it's sure. I mean, if you add up all
the Christmases over thirty five hundred years, I'm sure that's
two hundred and thirty of them. Right. A popular nineteenth
century soothing medicine for children Missus Winslow's Soothing Syrup. Yeah

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it was morphine. Yeah, how did you get those kids
to shut up? Give him a dose? For every American
killed in World War two, twenty one were Soviet soldiers. Okay.
The first public showing of a motion picture was December
twenty eighth, eighteen ninety five, and within a year the

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first pornographic movie was released. We can put this on film.
No way. The Class America ladies always wanted to film.
The pyramids were originally clad in white marble and twenty
four carrot gold caps. You know, that's interesting because we

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talked about the pyramids last week conspiracy theory Thursday. And
then of course the TikTok you know, the phone hears
everything now you're talking about so it starts, you know,
generating videos of that and how you know the pyramids
are aligned with the stars, and then the columns were part,
and the whiteness and the gold was all part to
conduct electricity, and this and that and the other. I

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was like, I don't know if that's really or not,
but interesting. On the night of his assassination, Martin Luther
King Junior had a pillow fight in his hotel room.
Who are the ladies Apparently none o this one. I
was like, calls what and I think it is, like,

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what are you constitute as a pillow fight? If they
were talking whatever? And he took a pillow and threw
it at his friend. I was like, stop it right,
no way, man. I like to think of them, you know,
a tea.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yeah, just one pillow is thrown. Is it a fight?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Right exactly, but apparently that that is true. One of
the people that was in the room stated that that
did happen. Guys, guys sleep Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers is Lindsay.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Yeah. The Warner Brothers, the company who makes TV movies Studios.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Was founded when the the Ottoman Empire was still in existence,
an entire empire built on putting your feet up. The
Roman Empire, at two point five million square miles, is
only the nineteenth largest empire in history. Really, huh, I

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figured it was like the biggest, if not top five.
Let's see if I can give you the rankings here,
the British Empire, the Mongol Mongol, the Mongol Empire, the
Russian Empire. Among the empires that surpassed the Roman Empire
in terms of territorial size, British Empire thirty four million

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square mile square miles, the Mongol Empire twenty four million,
Russian twenty three million, the Queen Empire fourteen point seven.
So there you go, okay. The Aleutian Islands, part of Alaska,
were the only part of the states to be occupied

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by access troops during World War II. I like this one.
Napoleon was not short for his time and was only
one inch shorter than the current average height for Frenchmen.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
I'm averaged.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
H Yeah, right, of course a small person would say
that does hey bye. Interracial marriage was illegal in South
Africa for thirty six years and in the United States
for one hundred and ninety one. The US Constitution contains

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numerous spelling Heiress just asked the delegate from Pey Nelsonvianya
sure they spelled Pennsylvania wrong. Modern humans appeared two hundred
thousand years ago. Written records began six thousand years ago,
meaning ninety seven percent of humans is lost to a US.

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This is me huh okay. Pope Gregory the Ninth damned
cats as being associated with devil worship. My guy, and
cats were destroyed in huge numbers. Wow. The result was
an overpopulation of rats, which led to black death and

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the death of two hundred million people. Yeah. I don't
like cats, but don't mess with society.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
Did exactly. They're doing their part.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
The Pharaohs used to smear their servants with honey to
keep the flies away from them. Better you than me. Uh.
Joseph Stalin was responsible for the deaths of sixty million
Soviet citizens. Wait a minute, isn't that his own people?

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This one's uh. I'll come back because that's a good
one to not Saddam Husang was given the key to
the city of Detroit. Why don't you have to do
something good to get the key to the same No?
Did he got one? True, but this was before the
accusations and he got away. Keys to the city are
equal to the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Yeah, they don't

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mean anything. I totally get that, But you don't literally
have a key to anything. Who who gives a key
to the city, be it you know, ceremonial or not
to a dictator, right right, ruthless dictator.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Who was against us?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Right right? P Diddy, I get that because you know
that was before the accusations. Da da da da. But
like everybody know, Saddam Hussein is a bad dude and
has been a bad dude since the beginning. That's like
saying Adolf Hitler gets the key to the city. You know,
that doesn't make make sense. This says uh, because he

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he donated a large sum of money to a local church.
Oh god. They also gave a key to the city
to Elmo, So I don't know what people will be
all twisted up about whether it is Uh Elmo or
Saddam Hussein mass genocide or teaching kids how to count.
I don't know which is worse.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Well, Elmo did have a little bit of backlash.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
On him too, Elmo did not the man who had
his hand up Elmo's backside, Yeah, is the one who
got in trouble. But didn't that all just get cleared out?
Did we just see the headline or do we neither rug?

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
No?

Speaker 5 (12:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Did it? Did it all come to fruition that that
was all legitimate? Or were they just accusations? I don't know.
I hadn't read that part after. I love it. I
love it. We're crucifying him and we don't even know.
But hey, okay, donate your money, dictator. Uh. The seventeen

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eightiot Austrian army attacked itself and lost ten thousand men
and Renaissance Venus. A convicted rapist was given the choice
of six months jail, paying a fine, or marrying his victim.
What wow. He chose marriage because you know, she don't

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get a vote for real. He didn't have to doue
jail time and he didn't have to pay that's kind
of the jail time, right marriage, And then this is
the one I wanted to come back to just because
it's such a fascinating story that I was not maybe
we've talked about it did not ring a bell. But
in nineteen eighty three, Pedro Lopez was accused of killing

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one hundred and ten young girls. He was released in
nineteen ninety eight. I don't know where he's at really.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
To this day, they still don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
No, no clue. He deserved part of his sentence and
got out on good behavior, and then they told him
he would have to, you know, periodically report to the authorities.
And then they lost sight of him in September of
ninety nine when he went to neew his citizenship card

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in Columbia and that was it.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
So a serial killer they let.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Out, eh, because you know, good.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Behavior, right, He's seventy six years old. Now, the Monster
of the Andes is what they call him.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
You know. Yes, this guy is a Guinness World Record holder.
Now here's where I have issue with this, uh huh,
because as ones who have participated in a Guinness World
Record event and have seen many done on TV, you
have to have a representative president uh huh. He might
have been, I doubt it, not long enough to write
it down on a clipboard. It says here that a

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Guinness Book of World Records up to two thousand and
five credited Pedro Lopez as being quote the most prolific
serial killer. The listening was removed in newer editions after
complaints that had made a competition out of mere deer. Yeah,
got a record for everything. Man. The idea that they're
settle to most people, I mean, I'm sure there are

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people that like to go like that's an attribute they want.
Sure they think that gives him clout in certain circles. Sure,
I'd stay away from the guy who holds the Guinness
World record for killing the most people. I mean, he
did get convicted of killing people, but to but they
didn't get him on a one hundred and ten, right,

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and they think it might be even more than.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
That in the three hundred.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
They think, But that doesn't mean he did right right, right,
that's a giant assumption. And we have society go, well,
if you did a holder that a three hundred, right,
not much more like so you just go with it
to make him sound more heinous. And why they gave
up on him or stopped looking. I don't know. There's
probably a high likelihood he's dead at seventy six. There's

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a possibility. There's a possibility he could just be laying
low back in Colombia. No, I mean like he he
could have not vanished. He could have been killed right
exactly by anyone. Yeah, maybe gang association, cartel association, even
in that time, and because it was the eighties that
maybe they just felt like they he was a bad

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news and they just took care of it. Yeah. Yeah,
Or he moved to Peru and now he's just living
there on the beach. He's up in Manchupchu. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
He was released in ninety eight and disappeared in ninety nine.
So I said so, And I think whoever, maybe he thought, hey,
you can help me. We're good friends, and they're like, no,
I don't want to associate with a murder rapist. They
feel safer if he's dead. So maybe people who thought
were his friends killed him.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Maybe, But the cartel isn't exactly known for not participating
in murders and rapings. So I me personally, if I
was the head of a cartel, I'd be like Hey,
I'm going for you, man. I want you on my
team because that's what we do. We rape and we murder,

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and that's what you you you hold againness record. Wait,
we can't have this on us. We whe're the big
dogs on the on the field. Here, what you're working
for me? Man? Yeah? I mean that's another avenue too,
is that he didn't go He just now is cover
was covered in the cloak of cartels and gangs like

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he didn't. That's why they couldn't find him. Is he
just had so much coverage lens and with the rest
of him. Sure. Anyway, a little bathroom facts there for
you have a great day. We're gonna give tickets away
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Park at seven thirty, so to be listening for that. Plus
we got best and worst of the weekend. We'll get
to as well.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Tell USA's Morning show is coming right.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
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(18:41):
In ninety out of five AMoD.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Ronald McDonald impostor arrested in Florida. This happened down in
Palm Bay, Florida. We're a man dressed up like Ronald
McDonald's got arrested for trespassing. Buddy cam footage shows the
moment that police officers rolled up on the run MacDonald
dappelganger and things got a little tense from the start.

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Cops tell the clown, who police say is a homeless
man named Chris Marlowe, to put his stuff down because
he's being arrested, and the clown says, why so you
can rob me. Officers try to arrest him and a
scuffle ensues, with cops taking the clown to the ground.
Video shows cops removing what appears to be an orange

(19:27):
flare gun from the clown's pocket, and when they get
him into their squad car, one cop looks at him
and says, you look like a clown. And that's when
Chris says, no, s I am a clown. Stupid. Police
search his bag, which is full of never ending supply
of red noses and more clown costumes. Yeah, he's charged

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with account of trespassing other than structure or conveyance and
resisting an officer with violence. Cops say the guy was
pretty trespassing in a shopping center where he was just
walking around, talking to himself, loitering and serving no purpose
on the property. Police say he was warned he would
be arrested if he came back. He has an alias.

(20:14):
He goes by Wicked Jesus.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's a wicked Jesus. I mean, he definitely is wearing
the attire, yes of Ronald McDonald, but he does not
look like Ronald McDonald. No, I've got to look at
the picture myself. Does he least have a face paint on? No? No,
well then you were just negate everything you tell me.

(20:37):
It is like he bought it at Halloween Express. And
that's what he wore, yeah, yeah, And was that just
hyperbole in the story or did he literally have a
lot of noses?

Speaker 6 (20:51):
A lot of uh? They said that it was a
never ending supply.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
One, two, three, four, five, six seven, just in this
one picture. Okay, that's a lot of Nosesan got me prepared.
He never knows those things fall off. Man wonders who's
putting pissed jugs in his recycling ben? Comes out of Portland, Oregon,
where that started back in September, actually at Alex Van

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Dooden's house. He put his recycling bent out for the
recyclers to come and grab it, and they didn't grab it.
One day and he's like, why didn't they take my recycling?
So it goes out there and he opens the lid
and low and behold at the bottom of his recycling
ben are six gallon jugs, all filled with urine. He's like, okay,

(21:39):
that's a little weird. Well, this kept going on, kept
going on. He's finally decided one day, you know what,
I'm not even gonna put my recycling bent out there anymore.
Y'all gonna keep puttingr pitsch jugs in there, I'm not
doing it. So he didn't thinking that that would stop
this dumper. Well, the dumper just went to the next
house over and used their recycling ben to get rid

(21:59):
of his piss jugs. All right, Well, Alex goes and
looks at his footage. He's trying to get some kind
of identification as to who's living piss jugs in my
recycling bent, but the footage was too grainy and they
couldn't get anything. So he has since started putting his
recycling bin back out, putting it in different locations, trying

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to catch him on camera, just trying to get something,
and so far he comes up empty handed. He has
gotten the police involved, though, and they're looking for the
piss bandit. I mean, dear Caim, I don't understand right right,
touched to your mailbox or taped to the inside or yeah,
it could get a great clear photo of letupicabra, so

(22:41):
it should be able to get this guy.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
How does he know that it's pissing the jugs?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm looking at the picture. It looks like urine's apple
juice are urine? Right? Right? Yeah? Apple juice? Isn't that gull?
And it was still warm right and smelt like tea
okay and had this apple juice is very tangyo. Jessica
Simpson drinks snake sperm for her vocal chords. Excuse me,

(23:10):
when do you think she's gonna start? That was joke,
implying she's not a singer. Jessicin Simpson revealed on Instagram
Friday that she drinks a special elixir that uses snake
sperm as an ingredient, which was recommended to her by
her vocal coach. The musician likened the drink to honey

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and said she was unaware of its contents to a
friend looked up the ingredient list. The news of her
vocal care remedy follows the release of her first record
in fifteen years, titled Dear God Nashville Canyon Part One.
I don't think that's how snakes. I could be wrong.

(23:54):
I don't think don't they lay eggs. Somebody's got to
fertilize them eggs. I don't know how snake reproduction work.
To be honest with you, you don't small someone's hands have
to be right. I was just curious as to what
kind of snake copperhead, rattle, one eyed frowser, so snake

(24:16):
fertilized eggs internally, right with males using their two penises
to deposit sperm into the female's oh coloca, look where
fertilization occurs, and then the eggs are laid or routined,
so the eggs are okay, so they're pushed out after
they're fertilized. Gotcha. Gotcha. When you see the snake standing

(24:39):
and doing that little entanglement dance that they're doing, I
know they're fornicating at that point. I just didn't know
like how they were fertilized. I guess now. I know
it takes two waiters to get that. Bitches see and
apparently can make you sing. What this is? Why you
shouldn't look things up, right, because then you look up
and you're like this, uh, this candy has beetles salac

(25:02):
in it. You're like, okay, then calm down. You just
go with whatever the internet says, and maybe it doesn't,
maybe it doesn't. I don't know how. I want to
know how bad your voice has to be where they're like,
you know what you need? Yeah? Maybe he said it
like this and he was like you know what you
need because he's newly single. Oh yeah, yeah. Her relationship

(25:27):
ended with that guy. Okay, the dude she married, right,
that happens sometimes, yeah, all right. Uh one after was
a Nick Nick.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, after him.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, she was married to this guy for that was
the Chicken of the sea with Nick and then the
guy and then yeah, I really don't keep up on
my desk. She looks scary now. I think scary as
in like Boogeyman, or scary as in like hubbahba. Uh no,
scary as in boogeyman. Really there's a.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Thing such as scary as in hubba hubba, like scary.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Good like good look good. Yeah, yeah, like that's fire. Okay,
but yeah, like when we knew her in the early
two thousand, she was scary hot. Yeah, but you are
absolutely right. She looks like she would be at the
end of the bar. She looks like I have a
chance drink. We're gonna take a break and we'll be back.

(26:33):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine to
one eight four six, oh K m O. D. Can
also text bmms and then what you want to say
to A two nine four five. I read something pretty
interesting about the Aaron Rodgers thing and that the Steelers
and Aaron Rodgers thing is done. They're just working out

(26:53):
details on if he has to go to all the
training stuff. Do I really have to worry?

Speaker 6 (27:01):
Right, don't have to be a team player.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I don't know if it's about a team player. I
think he believes he doesn't need OTAs. Yeah, he's a
seasoned vet. I think it doesn't need to be there.
That is some see, but it is something that gets
you get excused from that. That is a thing in
the NFL. Okay and typically veteran guys get that pass.

(27:26):
It feels like though, when you're on a new team
and you're the quarterback at least your first year, you
should do that to build chemistry. Right, Well, this is
Aaron Rodgers we're talking about, though.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
He's yeah, he's on his own island.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Just he just loves holding hostage the announcement. I think
I think you could see we could see it held
pretty close to the UH draft I think about it.
It's pretty brilliant because it keeps us talking about him
throughout the off season. Yeah, I love that. Well, look
at us. It's a un fault. And as long as

(28:05):
this keeps not being a done deal, like done done,
I think the chances of him going to Minnesota aren't
over either. We could all just hope and pray. Oh God,
please let that happen. Do you think he would run
out with a flag? I would hope so, Oh God,
I would hope. So. I think he learned his life.

(28:26):
He might rather make someone else run with the flag.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Yeah, he won't do that again. It's a jinx for him.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Now.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Houston is heading to the Final four of the NCAA
Men's basketball Tournament for the seventh time in program history.
Top seed at Houston took down to seed Tennessee sixty
nine to fifty in the Elite eight in Indianapolis. LJ.
Cryer came up big with a team high seventeen points,
while Emmanuel Sharp finished with sixteen. The Cougars will now

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face a fellow one seed, Duke for a spot in
the national championship. Banyan chaz Lanier paced Tennessee with seventeen
points apiece. The Volunteers and this season at thirty and eight.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
The Tennessee Volunteers, who I thought looked pretty good, scored
fifteen points in the first half. They had an abysmal performance.
It was bad news, Like they looked like they did
not belong and you're gonna see Houston and Duke half
of the oh Man. That's huge.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Auburn became the last team to secure a spot in
the Final Four after tapping Michigan State seventy to sixty
four in the Elite eight to win the South Region.
Johnny Brown led the way for the Tigers twenty five
points and fourteen rebounds for a double double. Auburn will
now take on Florida at the Alamo Dome on Saturday
night in San Antonio. Jackson Cohler led the Spartans and

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scoring with seventeen points. He also collected eleven rebounds for
a double double. Michigan State eight finishes the season thirty
and seven.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's the first time all the number ones have made
it to the Final Four since two thousand and eight.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Yes, amazing for them. NFL news is flying around at
the annual owners meetings. The Ravens said they will wait
for the league to finish its investigation on kicker Justin Tucker,
who has been accused of sexual misconduct, before making any determination.

(30:32):
The Cowboys are in the early stages of negotiations with
star pass rusher Michael Parsons, but talks have been heading
in a good direction. The forty nine Ers said they
are unlikely to trade wide receiver Brandon Ayuk before his
bonus is due on Tuesday, and the Steelers are still
exploring their options at quarterback, including Aaron Rodgers, and the

(30:54):
Jets have named Justin Fields their starting quarterback. The NFL
is also expected to discuss expanding the regular season to
eighteen games. What are they at now?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Seventeen? I think?

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Okay, so what's one more.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Uh your career? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Chance, a big chance to get hurt and a top
pass catcher in San Francisco is definitely going nowhere. This
just out according to ESPN that, like I just said,
Brandon Ayuk is not going anywhere, but barring a late
deal materializing, the receiver.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Say that sentence again, barring a late deal material Okay,
nobody's given a good enough offer.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Right The receiver is coming off major knee surgery and
is due nearly twenty three million dollars roster bonus after
signing a big extension last off season. And that is
your balls to the wall sports, I'm Lindsay at.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Ninety seventy five, Good morning, It's the Big nin Morning Show.
Nine one eight four six oh kmod. You can also
text BMMS and then what you want to say to
eight two nine four five.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. When Jeff Henley Hensley
of Hensley and Associates is in the studio at nine am.
If you cannot get through on the text or for
some reason you forgot to send us an email with
a question, why don't you use the iHeartRadio app. You
can use the talkback feature and ask a question there.

(32:34):
We'll be sure to get your question answered with Jeff
Hensley when he's here at nine this morning.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Good morning Gimbi, Well, good morning Corbyn. I think we're
down to the final four, but bar Madness is still
in full effect. It's a sweet sixteen a local bars
battle and it gets you some awesome prizes, pretty awesome
prizes for that fact. That giveaway is actually going to
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dot com and get signed up. All right, best and
worst of the weekend? What's the best thing that happened

(33:00):
to you this weekend and the worst thing that happened
to you this weekend? A couple of ways to get
yours to us BMMS and whatever that is to eight
two nine four five, you can call it n I'm
on an eight four six oh kmod BMMS space. What
was the best and worst of your weekend of the
phone number eight two nine four five, lindsay, what was
the best and what was the worst?

Speaker 6 (33:19):
The best was finding out that for the first time,
I will have a grandchild. Full house, no, a full
house of family uh this Easter. I love having a
bunch of family around and in town, and especially around holiday.
It's great. So for Easter, my mom, my aunt, and

(33:42):
three of my cousins will all be here to celebrate
with us, which is great. I'm very excited for that.
The worst of the weekend is I have had the
worst Siney's infection and it just I guess today it
feels a little bit better antibiotics. It's just all so

(34:04):
much sinus pressure and it's in my ears, and that's
when it gets really annoying. I already have a hard
time hearing, and so just that muffled sound. I did
find some good uh sinus spray, but it's one of
those where you can only take once a day, otherwise

(34:27):
it can be harmful for you. Like most sinus sprays.
But yeah, I'm just waiting for it to just clear
up so annoying.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Well, it's infection. You need to get medicine.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
I'm on anbiotics.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Oh yeah, you went to the doctor for it.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
Yeah, and it's just I don't know if they're not
strong enough. But oh, I just hate When did you
go to the doctor on Friday?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
So, and it's a two a day antibiotic.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah so.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
I got a three hour nap and on Saturday and thought,
but after this, I'll wake up feeling a golden No,
didn't happen for me.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Best and worst of the weekend. What's the best part
of the weekend. What's the worst part of the weekend?
Bmms and whatever that is to eight two, nine, four five, gimp?
What's the best and what's the worst? The best part
of the weekend would have been Saturday. My friends and
I got on our bikes and we rode down to
Shawnee and we play a little disc golf course called
the Ace Place, which is specifically made for like holding

(35:25):
ones and aces. I didn't get one, but you know,
it was fun. Nonetheless, you know, two of our other
guys on there, they ended up getting ace. But it's
really cool. Think putt putt, but for disc golf, right,
you know how they have structures and obstacles and stuff
like that. It's kind of like that. And it's a
it's a little short nine holder that's on church grounds

(35:49):
or whatever. But they've got it to where you set
up where you can run it through twice whatever make
it a full eighteen. But it was a lot of fun.
Is a long ride. It was a good day to ride,
considering you know, Friday, you know, or no, the storms
that came in Saturday night or whatever. But yeah, it
was good. It was a lot of fun. Worst part

(36:09):
of the weekend, I guess you guys remember that zippo
that I had had picture my face on it, Yeah,
and on the back it said gimping ain easy. Had
it on the ledged on there. I love that thing.
It was fantastic. Wore my face off on it and
I still used it anyway, because why because you know
that's my lighter. You can't be stealing like this is
yoursers of silver zippo. What says gimping an easy on

(36:30):
the back? Anyway, I guess the hinge decided it wanted
to you know, get on out of there, right. So
I had it jerry rigged up for a while with
a uh with paper clip, you know, because it's small
enough to fit in that hole. It's like boom and uh.
Well then that paper clip failed on me, and I'm like, well,
hell so I had to retire that lighter ended up

(36:51):
having I got. Luckily, I've got like seven of these things,
you know, laying around or whatever. So seven of lighters
with your face no no, oh no, no, just different
zippos whatever that people give me over timing, And I
busted out one that was a Christmas gift from my
neighbor that I've never met before. They's popped up at
my house over the Christmas holidays. Hey, just wanted to

(37:14):
give you something Merry Christmas. And it's these new neighbors
that no, no, well they'd been there for a while now.
Not not like the new new neighbors that I share
a house with. There are a couple of houses down
or whatever. But I'm having a hard time keeping up
with your neighbors. There was the one you didn't get
along with, and he died, that's right, and then his
widow moved out, okay, and then we got another group
in that was there. It was a guy and he

(37:36):
says he's he lived alone, but his old lady was
there quite often. But they were only there for like
six months. Okay, all right, And this is the house
that I share, right, because it's duplex, so it's the
other half of the house. But this one is like
the neighbor's next door next door, if that makes sense
at all whatsoever. And they just they saw it and
they were like, hey, we saw this and thought of
you Merry Christmas. And it's a it's a zippo. It

(37:59):
has has it says license to carry small arms, and
it's got a t racks on it. So I have
since retired the one with my face on it because
my face is not and I'm using this one here.
But that was the worst part because I really liked
that one, And now I don't. I don't know if
you can just get spare zippo parts like hinges and stuff.
I have to do some googling for that.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Well, didn't you have that one ordered on didn't you
have it especially made on Amazon?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah? Yeah, I could totally get it enough. Yeah, probably
still in your cart, Yeah, more than likely. I go
back to my you know, previously purchased items. But you
know that's you know, thirty forty bucks that I don't
have right now. So was it zip Bo brand? Oh yeah,
he was said it right there at the very bottom,
which I had to look at this one too, just
to make sure it was real. Not like I wouldn't
use it if it was in anyway knock off whatever,

(38:44):
but it is. It's legit, zipp And how long have
you had it? How long have I had this particular
one with the one that's broken, Oh, the one that's broken?
Three years? Three years? Yeah, because I told that broad
that I was with to get the hell out of
my house. And uh, one day I was at the

(39:06):
pump and she thought she'd be sneaky and steal my lighter,
and I was like, well, you know what, I'm gonna
finally get one that can't nobody because I was just
a plain silver one. Anybody could say, no, this is mine.
So that's when I got the one with my face
on it. And gimpin Aine easy on the right because
now you can't say it because how many other people
do you get the lighter? This says Gampin easy on. Yeah,
I mean got your money's worth. Yeah, damn straight, I did.

(39:29):
But still it's open and closed how many times a day?
Oh good lord, I can't even five, say more than that,
bare minimum? Five, ten, maybe maybe a dozen times bare minimum.
And that's just lighting cigarettes, you know, you know, think
of the times that you're just sitting there playing with it,
you know, flickering it back and forth and back and

(39:49):
forth and starting fire simply because you can and do
you like the way it looks?

Speaker 6 (39:53):
And someone said, hey, buddy, got a light exactly boom?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
I got you? And people ask me because they don't
have a z but they liked the taste, O would
They're like, I kind of bowl your loader? Well, sure,
here you go. I mean fifteen thousand opening clothes, man
I got. I definitely got my money's worse. But it
was still a sad day because I really did try
to rig it back together, and I was like, this
just isn't It's not gonna work, So I have to retire,
you know, Best and worst of the weekend? What's the

(40:18):
best thing that happened to you this weekend and the
worst thing that happened to you this weekend? Bmms? And
what that is to eight two nine four or five.
Best part of the weekend for me would have to
be we made uh, probably had the best one of
the best barbecue meals I've had in a while, and

(40:39):
I had a pretty good one the weekend before. But
grilled chicken thighs okay, and some cilantro lime rice, black
beans with some homemade lime crema. Yeah, it was awesome.
In fact, I used some of the chicken this morning
been putting a burrito. Yeah, that was good. The worst

(41:00):
part of the weekend would be we went out to
eat as a family, a whole bunch of people for
a bunch of the family member's birthdays, and we went
to a restaurant and the waitress. To say the waitress
sucked would probably be me being kind. Really, and I
get it, we're a big party. I mean there had
to have been twenty of us, and I understand that

(41:22):
those are you're not going to get the best service
when there's that many people. Usually there's they give us
two or three servers and they don't have any other tables,
and they're there to take care of us. And that
did not happen. I remember, like it took them fifteen
minutes to get my credit card get my bill. It

(41:43):
took him fifteen minutes for me to bring the card back.
We got a manager involved. He brought our bill, but
then the waitress then brought like they weren't communicating at all.
My if was like, damn it, I was gonna get
carrot cake to take home. I'm like, ah, I got it.
I just went to the bar, got care cake, paid
for it, and it was brought to me in like

(42:06):
two minutes. So I know. It wasn't a kitchen issue, right.
It was this individual totally on the survey. Yeah, and
it just one of those things. I look at it like,
it is what it is. I still tip. I don't
punish people for those things. But what if it's her
first day, what if she had to work her second job? What?
I hear you, But it is what It is not

(42:27):
my job to decide for that. I don't. I'm not
a big believer in punishing people with tips and so,
but it did suck. I just kind of laughed it off.
Everybody else was like my wife got in a grumpy
mood about it, but I'm like, ah, whatever.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
Crazy that they didn't give you more than one server
for a table of twenty.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Well when they got there. They initially said they had
another person, but I saw that person once and then
never saw them again. Ah said, If that, I'm out
of here. And typically when you have a table of
like twenty people, one server works one side and one
server works the other and they work back and forth.
I didn't happen if it ain't the worst thing in

(43:05):
my life. Best and worst of the weekend. Best took
my seventeen year old son and his fiance and my
eight year old nephew to his first Thunder game Saturday.
Worst Between the tickets, merch, gas, food, I dropped two k.
Dang now I'm almost broke. Tickets, merch, gas and food. Yeah,
two thousand. How much where were you sitting, dude? Were

(43:30):
you on the court? Two thousand dollars? The bino stadium?
Food can get expensive, right, right, but that's that's a
little and then the march or whatever. But still, I
mean tickets can be pretty expensive, man. Yeah, I guess
if you're sitting court side for sure. No, Like I'm
looking right now, you want to sit to see it?

(43:52):
This says the tickets alone thirty two dollars each. That's
upper level. So if you want to not be able
to see right, right, right, Let's go, let's see if
I can find, okay, lower bowl near one of the things.
The one hundred and fifty three dollars each, so let's
just call an even two. And you had to buy

(44:15):
for your seventeen year old son and his fiance. Yeah,
we kind of overlooked that part, didn't and your eight
year old? So four tickets, you're already at eight hundred.
Uh huh. And I'm sure you didn't buy any beer? No, no,
of course. And gas? What kind of car you drive, right,
it's a suburban. Let's just say it's one hundred dollars

(44:37):
for gas down and back. Okay, we're still under a thousand,
right then. Yeah, then there's merch for everybody. Okay, so
you got at least, you know, one hundred bucks. That's
another four hundred dollars. Okay, So if I buy ticket,
like I'm saying, guys, I'm going to take you two
to a Thunder game. Are you expecting me to buy
you merch and beverages? As a friend, No, but as

(45:03):
the patriarch of this family, I'm guessing yes. No, if
it was my dad, yes, oh yeah, maybe the eight
year old nephew. But if you think you're adult enough
to get married, by God, you're old enough to buy
some beverages for yourself and your own merch unless this
was a birthday gift, and even if it's a birthday gift.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
The tickets were the gift.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yes, Oh, but what a memory? Seventeen and engage. Maybe
not if he's going. I remember how much I spent
on you best nice long ride and an ace on Saturday?
Worst two drivers? We lost two drivers on Sunday. Oh,

(45:45):
like people behind the wheel or discs. I think it's
probably okay. Good to the other good, best went on
my went to my son's art shows and viewed all
the work he's done. Worst was I think my husband
and I are going to be separating? How bad was
the art? This? I want a divorce. I cannot live

(46:09):
in a family of people who campaignt And did you
buy anything? You kind of expected if you're the parent
to buy something right of you if they're selling, yes, yeah,
I would think. And and we got a guy that
can help if you're getting separated. Oh, I was like

(46:31):
with the art, and maybe with the art too. Give
me multiple people texting and saying zipple guarantees their stuff
and you get to send it in they'll fix it
for free. I want to send that bitch in there.
I have to do some digging around on that. Best
of the weekend was I smoked the best fall off
the bone ribs I ever have had. Worst was I
was up there the whole night cooking different things on

(46:52):
the smoker for lunch on Sunday. Great meme I saw
of a guy smiling after he was showing off all
the barbecue he made. Uh and it was ready six
hours after he said it would be. Yes, worst canceled
all week in plans for unexpected trip back to my hometown.

(47:13):
Uncle is dying dying of cancer and asked us to
come home. Best got family time before he's gone. Oof.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
Yeah, that's tough.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I think it's even tougher when someone's like, come see me,
because then you're like, ah, that point and then you're like, hey,
uncle George, what's going uh looking? Uh? Hey next week?
The thunder? So what was your best memory of life?

(47:51):
Like what? It's hard to have. They're all the small
nice geamas. That's it. You can't do nothing but just
say hey, hey, have you got to watch any of
the basketball. Oh no, you're sleeping a lot. Yeah, yeah,
it's missing You're missing some great games.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
How about this weather?

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Oh, you can't go outside because you know you're susceptible
to any sickness. Could end it early. Oh hey, did
you hear they're going to make a legendary of Zeldam. Yeah? No,
it's a couple of years away. It's such a tough
conversation to have. Best spent the week in the mountains

(48:35):
in Colorado. Worst got back yesterday and found out I
have to travel to Texas for work today. I was
so looking forward to my own bed. Worst, my girlfriend
is getting a divorce from her husband. Best, I get
to spend more time with her now, No, no, no, no, okay,

(48:56):
good for you. I mean, is that really the worst? Yeah?
Why would that be the worst if she's getting divorced.
I mean, divorce does take, as told, no matter what?
Is she sad? Right? And here's one you haven't thought about?
Eight one something. Maybe she feels like, well, now I'm divorced. Hey, no,

(49:17):
leash exactly. Now I can do whatever I want, whoever
I want, how she wants, when she wants it. Just saying,
don't care for what you wish for all right, we
got to take a break. We got tickets to Lincoln
Park we're gonna give away and we come back.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Elsa's Morning shown.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one
eight four six oh KMOD. Can also text BMMS and
then what you want to say to eight two nine
four five. Let's play a game. We got tickets to
see Lincoln Park on Monday, April twenty eighth at the
Bok Center. Anybody who wins this week is qualified to

(50:07):
be upgraded to the BMMS Lincoln Park. So wheat get
your tickets to see Lincoln Park at the boks inner
website bokcenter dot com Monday, April twenty eighth, and hold
on there, give you don't give me a second. And
now it's time to play note you boom, good job.

(50:28):
Settle down over there. And the way this works is
I'm gonna play one note of a song, famous song.
You guess it correctly. You are getting tickets to see
Lincoln Park, and you're qualified to be upgraded to the
BMMS Lincoln Park. So wheet nine one eight four six
oh KMOD, Good morning. You're on the air. What is
your name?

Speaker 7 (50:49):
Brian?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Brian? How are you today? Good? How are you good?
Solid works man? One note from a famous song. If
you guess it correctly, you will be getting the tickets
to see Lincoln Park on Monday, April twenty and qualified
to be upgraded to the BMMS Lincoln Park Suite. Here
is the note. You're ready? Yes, sir? Yeah? Oh my gosh.

(51:17):
What is that? I'll play it again. System of a down,
System of a down. I need a song title. Toxicity, toxicity.
It is not. I'm sorry, man, Have a good day, buddy,
Thank you to see you later. Good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name? My name is Alan? Alan?

(51:38):
Is that Allen? Two l's and an e or one
L and an A, two l's and the e. All right,
I'll play the clip and then you can tell me
what do you think it is? Are you ready? Yes, sir?
Here it is? What is it?

Speaker 7 (51:53):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Can't you hit me again with that? I can't. Yes,
it's very quick and brief. Let me do it again.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
No clue, but I understand man.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
No it is not. Man. Good luck with everything, man,
Thank you later. Yeah, No, it's intentionally hard today. Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name, Brian? Brian?
How are you? Man?

Speaker 7 (52:20):
I'm doing all right.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Here is your clue. Lincoln Park tickets are on the line.
What do you think it is? I'll play the clue again,
all right? What is it?

Speaker 7 (52:32):
Sounds like static song? I can think of it as
an opening like that is like Golden roll Road.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Golden Road? Which version? Ye? Nah, I don't that's not
what it is. Man, Thank you so much, buddy. He
thanks later. Golden Road. You said a very famous popular song. Right, yeah,
good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Mike, Mike,

(53:05):
how are you today? I'm good? How are you good? Man?
I'll play the clue if you guess, grecle, you're getting
Lincoln Park tickets. Here is one note from a famous song.
What is it? Is it in the end by Lincoln Park?
It is? Man. Congratulations, you got those tickets. You're gonna

(53:26):
see them on April twenty eighth at the Bok Center,
and you're qualified to be upgraded into the BMMS Lincoln
Park Suite. Heck yeah, thank you guys. You're welcome. Man.
Hang on the line. Okay, it's not for sure that
that was gonna. I was kind of worried it was
gonna give it away. I thought it did. But that's

(53:48):
just me though. Golden what Golden uh, Golden Throat, Golden
Golden Road. Gold Golden Throat is a movie that Lidslie
will promote a nine o'clock all right, uh, grateful dead song.
He said it was from the nineties. This is from

(54:08):
nineteen sixty seven, so yeah, yeah, it is a yeah, yeah,
it's the okay, Yeah, everything comes up as the Dead,
So okay, Golden Road hold on song lyrics Golden Road

(54:31):
from the nineties, that's what he said. He said it
was one hit wonder in the nineties. Yeah, yeah, it's
the it's a it's a dead song. I don't really
associate the Dead as being a nineties artist. No, no,

(54:52):
when did When did Jerry die? That was in the night? Okay,
that's fun. I got it right here. So whenever that's
ninety three, you think ninety three, I'm gonna say I'm
gonna say like ninety seven, ninety eight. I think it
was later in the ninety I think I was still
in college. Okay. It says August ninth of nineteen ninety five. Ooo,

(55:17):
So I mean that could when Jerry died while you know,
resurrected that song or maybe you know, I mean this
said was from nineteen sixty seven, so probably that's what
it was. Like. You know, Jerry Garcia is dead, so
we got to play a song on tribute to him.
I mean, Touch of Gray was obviously pretty big in
the nineties, right, and trucking, I mean, Trucking was already

(55:39):
a thing, but Touch of Gray had they had the
video that was on MTV a lot in the nineties
with the skeletons and stuff. Okay, yeah, and I was like, ah,
that's kind of fun. Yeah, that was a nineteen eighty
seven song. When was Casey Jones of Grateful Dead Out
That was a big one in nineteen seventy. So yeah,
not on not in my room rotation at all. I'm

(56:01):
not a not a dead guy norm was. I We
got a few of them in that where it ends
they're fine. It's not. I don't hate them. I'm just like, huh, okay,
I got plenty of oranges. All Right, We're gonna take
a break and we'll be back till says.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Morning Show, The Big Bad Morning Show, The Sonic Congenuous
Next ninety KMOT.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine four
six O kmot. The guy text in correcting it wasn't
Golden Row. Oh it was fastball the way. Oh I
don't okay, all right, let's see what give me as
into four by four? Well, what it is here that

(56:57):
eight prizes are dropping, Egg prices are dropping, Chicken flocks
begin to recover from their do The average wholesale price
of a dozen eggs was three dollars last week, down
from a record eight dollars and fifteen cents back in February.
The US lost more than twelve percent of egg laying
hens in the first three months of the year. Colorado

(57:21):
psychedelic mushroom experiment and is underway. Regulators in the state
of Colorado are issuing licenses for providing psychedelic mushrooms and
for planning authorization of the state's first healing centers. Colorado
has received applications for at least fifteen healing center license,
nine cultivation licenses, four manufacturers' licenses, and one testing facility

(57:45):
license for growing and preparing mushrooms. Colorado law does not
allow retail sales of psychedelic mushrooms, but allows adults twenty
one and over to grow, use and share psilocybin for
personal use. NASA crew is to discuss their ISS mission.
The two NASA astronauts who spend nine months aboard the

(58:09):
International Space Station are set to give a press conference today.
NASA's SpaceX Crew nine includes Sonny Williams and Butch will Moore,
who had to stay on the ISS for a lot
longer than what they thought. Also joining them for today's
event is fellow astronaut Nick Haig, who spent over five
months in space before returning to Earth with Wilmore and

(58:31):
Williams just a couple of weeks ago. They have to
watch them for like a ridiculous amount of time when
they get back. Make sure they don't go crazy. No,
because apparently you're like, you have to learn how to
walk again when you're up there that long. Yes, that
makes sense, because you don't have any gravity or anything.
You just spinning around circles and your joints separate a
little bit. Wow. Interesting. Yeah. Hey, lastly here, Tulsa Partnership

(58:54):
aims to tackle teacher shortage with a new program City
Year Tulsa Northeast Eastern State University and Tulsa Public Schools
have announced a collaborative effort to address the ongoing teacher
shortage in the city. The initiative, known as the City
Year Tulsa Teaching Pathway, is a multi year program designed
to provide AmeriCorps members with hands on experience and a

(59:18):
pathway to earn full teaching credentials. The partnership, which has
been in development since last year, aims to make teaching
profession more accessible and affordable.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
The Ravens are letting the Leak take care of business
before addressing one of their stars. President Sashi Brown said
Sunday that the team will not make any determination on
Kicker Justin Tucker's future until the NFL has finished its investigation.
Tucker's been accused of inappropriate behavior by sixteen massage therapists
from eight Baltimore spas and wellness centers. Villanova men's basketball

(01:00:07):
is bringing in a proven head coach. The school announced
yesterday that Kevin Willard has been hired to replace Kyle
and Neptune, who got fired after missing the NCAA tournament
in each of his three seasons at the Helm. Willard
just finished leading Maryland to the Sweet sixteen and went
sixty five and thirty nine over three years with the

(01:00:28):
terror Pins. On Saturday, the New York Yankees unloaded with
a franchise record nine home runs in a single game.
The twenty to nine route over the Milwaukee Brewers also
gave haters the chance to criticize the team and the
legality of the new bats. Some players on the team
are using both jazz Chisholm Junior and Anthony Bolpe are

(01:00:50):
using bats that have been modified to where the barrel
of the bat is closer to the label, where both
hitters tend to make the most contact. The Yankees broad
in former MIT physicist Aaron Leenhart to improve communication between
those in the team's analytics department and the players and
assist with the new bats design. Major League Baseball has

(01:01:14):
confirmed that the bats meet the league standards and are legal,
But that won't stop the whining as long as the
home runs are flying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I mean Aaron Rodgers, sorry, Aaron Judge already has four,
and then a player on the Diamondbacks has four. Another
guy you mentioned on the Yankees has three. Dodgers three,
the A's three ball, the Orioles three. Like people all around,

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people are hitting more home runs, so it isn't just
exclusive to the Yankees.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
This nine to one game might seem a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Yeah, but also it's the Yankees, right yeah, Brokel love
to pick on that is what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
It is very true. Broken nil promises appeared to be
causing another rift between players and their coach, this time
at the University of Texas San Antonio. Reportedly, basketball coach
Austin Klanch has been called out by two players who
say he lied about nil money they'd be getting. Those

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two players also happen to be two of the team's
top scorers and rebounders. Raikwan Horton and Mari Monsanto both
transferred to the school from other programs, and six figures
in unpaid nil money appear to be a major reason why.
A text conversation posted by Monsanto on x appears to

(01:02:41):
show Claunch offering one hundred and twenty five thousand in
straight nil in exchange for his commitment to the school.
Horton responded to that post saying, never got my paype either.
About a half hour later, Monsanto posted that the coach
blocked my number. It remains to be seen if anything
else was in writing contractually, or if it's just a

(01:03:03):
bad look for the team, the school and coach ethically.
UTSA has yet to comment on the story.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
I mean the part that I always think is crazy
about Nil is like when you have a kid texting
back like I never got paid either. I don't know
if these are true business people, right. I'm not saying
he didn't get paid or did get paid. I don't know.
But it's really easy to just chirp off yeah about
something that you know could mess up somebody's career cause

(01:03:32):
an investigation that people are going to probably take seriously
because they should. There's a lot of money involved. Plus
that much money too flying around usually ends up in
some sort of mess. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
I mean, you can say whatever you want to get
him to come to your school, but until it's written
down and signed contract, it means nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
No, that's true. But if you say to me, hey, Corbyn,
come to this school once't you come visit? We'll pay
you X number of dollars to play here. Yeah, And
then I do that and then you don't follow, there's
an assumption made that there will be a written deal forthcoming. Right. Yeah,
that's where the swarminess I think gets in puts into Playlie,

(01:04:14):
I've never said that, right, Or if you don't follow
through and be like, where's the paper deal, then there
is a little bit on you as well. But if
people aren't, you're kind of in charge of your own destiny. Yeah,
and if you if you want it, you got to
ask for it. Where's my paper contract?

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dek Prescott is working his way back
from a hamstring injury this offseason and seems to be
on the right track. Dek's doing great, Cowboys executive vice
president Stephen Jones said he's very thrilled with where he's at,
and I know the trainers are too. I feel like
he's doing a hell of a job. Jones also said
Prescott will likely have some limitations during the off season

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program as he prepares for twenty twenty five. Prescott's he
suffered a partial evulsion of his right hamstring tendon a
partial tear off from the bone during his team's twenty
seven to twenty one a road loss to the Atlanta Falcons.
On November three, Dallas placed Prescott on season ending injured reserve.
He underwent a successful surgery. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones reported

(01:05:21):
two days later that his prognosis was good. It's a
more common injury in hockey, and he's got doctors that
are very familiar with how to repair that, and his
prognosis is wonderful. It just means that we're not going
to have him the rest of the year. Prescott had
successful surgery in New York on November thirteenth. The former
Mississippi State star only played five games in twenty twenty

(01:05:43):
due to a dislocation and compound fracture of his right
ankle suffered on October eleventh against the Giants. He also
sat five games in twenty twenty two because of a
broken right thumb suffered in Week one against the Buccaneers.
The hamstring injury ultimately cost Prescott nine games. Finished this
season with nineteen hundred passing yards, eleven touchdowns, and eight interceptions.

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He signed a two hundred and forty million dollar contract,
a four year extension, two hundred and thirty one million guaranteed,
and an eighty million dollars signing bonus before this season.
He is a three time Pro bowler who's led Dallas
to the playoffs five times in his nine seasons, and
Prescott is also thrown for thirty one thousand yards and

(01:06:26):
two hundred and thirteen touchdowns, including an NFL high thirty
six in twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Dak is one of those guys you go at least
I do. I hope we get to see more of him.
You don't want to go. We have yet to see
his best, right, Yeah, like Jaydon Daniels his first year,
he has a great season. I don't think we've seen
his best yet. No, but have we seen Dak's best?
Is it? Is this? It? He's been in the game
for quite some time. Yeah? Yes, Oh, I venture to say, yeah,

(01:06:55):
I hear he's that doesn't mean thing, Sam Darnold, right,
that is true.

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our listeners are awesome. This is where we have a
listener on the air and they share part of their

(01:08:13):
life with us and we talk about just life. And
on the phone with us right now is Shonda. Hey, Shanda,
how are you.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
Great?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Shanda? It says here you've been married twenty eight years.
That is a long time. How do you keep it fresh?
Being married twenty eight years?

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
Oh wow? You know, I think when you have a
person that you know deep down inside, they would literally
go to hell and back for you. My husband, you know,
for these last several years. If I hadn't been for him,

(01:08:56):
I don't so I don't know if i'd still be
here socation. But just knowing you've got each other back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
How did you meet your husband?

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
We actually met at a local establishment years ago called
Midnight Rodeo.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I remember that, yeah, And was he cutting a rug?
And then you said, hey, their partner or how did
you how did you get connected with him?

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
Honestly, I was probably looking through beer goggles at that
moment and I gave him the finger wave to come here,
and he did, and damn. The rest is history, and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
It says here you don't work or can't work before
that incident happened, where you are unable to work, what
did you do for a living?

Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
I worked for a company here in Tulsa. They're based
out of Fort Worth, Texas. I worked there twenty two years,
and through the culmination of all of my physical problems,
I was let go after twenty two years because of

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my problem.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Oh wow.

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
So yeah, yeah, that's a whole different story because there's
there's actual litigation for that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Okay, yeah, I understand. And you can't work or you
had some problems because you've had multiple motorcycle accidents, right,
we'ret when was your first accident?

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
First one was in twenty fifteen. I wrote a Harley
Davidson softell Slim my husband had got it for me.
Took a two day class got my endorsement. You know,
I've written as a little kid on an old dsady,
so you know, I thought I had it all figured out.
Took the two day class about the bike and a

(01:10:56):
take decorator. We were actually riding home from work that
day and we got up on the Kuwita exit right
there at the Broms and the Quick Trip. The lane
going against us was stopped at the light. Lady led
a truck in front of his turn into quick Trip.

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She let my husband turn into quick Trip, and then
the minute I literally got smack dab in the middle
of her car. The last thing I remember putting my
hand on her forward emblem. She just donned it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Like she took on.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
No, she stayed. She stayed. I actually on that when
I was throwing like twenty one feet. We don't wear helmets,
so I mean, you know, there you go. Some people
will say, oh my god. Some people are like, okay,
didn't have on a helmet. Threw me twenty one feet,
and I woke up to a lady screaming at the

(01:11:57):
lady that hit me, screaming out that she plowed me down.
That one. I woke up in the moment that one
I think knocked me out, and I think my sunglasses
actually saved my my temple area of my head because
you could see where that concrete had I had hit

(01:12:18):
and it literally had just kind of peeled back my
sus my, you know, sunglasses. Then I had a big
glob of hair that was missing too. So but I
dislocated my hit on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Wow, all right, so you dislocated your hip. You got
some road rash on the skull, I'm guessing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:35):
Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, and so and you know,
a dislocated hip is one of the most painful things
I've ever experienced. And I've experienced a lot of pain. Yeah,
so that that one's intense.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
I bet it was that people say any like a
dislocated shoulder or hip is like the pain is just
so hard to deal with, And so do you go
to the hospital? Well, do you pass out again and
then wake up in an ambulance like what happens?

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
I kept my consciousness. Once I finally woke up, went
to the hospital, they had to put it back in place,
got some good drugs. Woke up and said, Hey, are
y'all ever going to do this? And they were like, oh,
we already did. I woke up to two little, short,
bald headed guys. I mean they were pretty muscular, so

(01:13:26):
I'm guessing they're the ones that did it. So that
one I just had to stay home for a little
bit to kind of heal. It wasn't too bad.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
And so that one happens. You said, that was twenty fifteen,
I think, And so yeah, when's your next one?

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
Okay, well, let me say this. In twenty eighteen, I
had a total knee replacement. Okay, on my left leg.
I've got rheumator arthritis and it basically, I don't know
if you know what that does, but it just basically
your body's attacking your body. So I had a knee
replacement in twenty eighteen. And one of the things I
remember my orthopedic doctor saying to me was when he

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released me, was it would take something catastrophic to jure,
you know, or hurt that take me they put in.
So then fast forward to August second, twenty twenty, and
that day changed my life forever. My husband and I
we were coming home from the whole area. We had

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ridden down to the dam. When we hit the dam,
believe or not, the sun was out but it started raining,
so we decided to pull over right there at the dam,
and we kind of huddled under that river bathroom right there.
We kind of huddled under that bathroom wait until the
rain stopped, got back on our bike, started back through.

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We were going towards on Highway sixty nine. Right there
in Wagner were Highway fifty one crosses and there was
a ninety one year old man and his ninety three
year old girlfriend and they were going home to holdbrick
the opposite direction on sixty nine. Well, I guess according

(01:15:17):
to what they told the police, they wanted an ice cream.
So he then went. He made it across three lanes
with his Dodge truck and a trailer on his trup.
But when he tried to go across the fourth lane,
that's when he is friended of his Dodge met my body.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Did you see it? Like? Do you remember this or
is this all the way it was reaccounted?

Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
I remember this part. No, I remember this part. I
remember seeing my husband, you know, because you kind of
ride tandem on your Harley's or bikes or whatever, and
so I saw my husband almost literally kind of put
his hand down, you know, on that left side like hey,
and he went on by. But we were running forty
five miles an hour through there, and at that point

(01:16:07):
when I made the you know, his front of his
truck made the connection with my body. It was too late.
There was just nothing I could do. So I actually
lost consciousness. Woke up, and I remember hearing a lady.
I guess he had almost hit other people. And I

(01:16:30):
hear this lady telling me you're okay, You're okay. She
was praying for me, you know, That's one of the
main things I remember. He knocked me into the fifth lane, okay,
And so when I woke up, I was in the
far lane. There was a semi coming up that lane.

(01:16:56):
He actually was able to stop and slam on his brake.
I mean, if not, he would have killed me, because
I mean I was right there in his lane.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
So you get hit, and do you you wake up
for just a brief moment, you hear those voices and
then what you're transported via ambulance.

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
Well, I remember like looking back at my leg, the
knee replacement leg, the left leg, and my leg was
I mean, no, Joe, my leg was like doing a z.
It was like, I mean, it was like oh my god,
that's my leg. So then I screamed, don't take me

(01:17:36):
to Wagoner Hospital. They kill people. So I just didn't.
I just didn't want to go there. I just heard
too many stories. So they loaded me in the ambulance,
took me in the tin can all the way to
Saint John. In my stay at Saint John's a little

(01:18:00):
foggy because man, they had me on some good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Sure, sure, it's good. They take requests. The ambulance took
requests because I didn't know that they were like that way,
that they would just listen to wherever you want to go.

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
I would not have been here if they would have
took me to Wagner. I lived there for a little while,
and uh yeah, I mean, God, love everybody and Wagner
don't get I don't want to get any hate. But
it's just a different place. So I just didn't want
to go there though.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Okay, so how long are you in the hospital total
after this accident.

Speaker 7 (01:18:34):
I was in the hospital initially for three weeks wow.
And the injuries were so substantial that I had different
groups of doctors. I had orthopedic surgeons, I had plastic surgeon.
You know, because you have to have. My leg was

(01:18:55):
so mangled that they basically had I was in traction
and then they had to kind of get my bones
fixed before they could even work on covering my leg.
But my knee replacement survived. That's like the huge kicker
for me. You know, remember back to my orthos saying

(01:19:15):
it takes something catastrophic. Well, this knee made it through
something catastrophic.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
It's a pretty good surgeon, huh amen.

Speaker 7 (01:19:24):
And they literally had to build my legs put it
back together around that need because tissue won't row to metal, right,
So I actually they grasped it off my right eye
to cover all of the open wounds, but then I

(01:19:45):
also had to have a skin flap and a skin flap.
It basically is they took one of my minders and me,
you have like three calf muscles. They basically took one
of them, kind of peeled it up, and they wrapped
it around the front of my knee because to cover

(01:20:06):
that hardware. So when I fled my calf muscle in
that left leg, the top of my knee moves, it
thinks it's still there.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
That's insane. We're looking at this photo from August of
twenty twenty four. It looks like your legs you're sitting
on a couch or something. After this photo, Like, how
many surgeries has there been?

Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
Was it the one just of my leg?

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
Okay, that was right when I got home. That's the
way I went home from the hospital because I told
him I was like, man, three weeks in, you get this,
You got to get out of a hospital. I don't
know if anybody can relate that. I was just ready
to go. So we got them to let me go home,
and then from there everything went to kind of like

(01:20:55):
an outpatient surgery situation. So that was the day that,
like literally the day I went home. My leg looks
like hamburger meat. So from there and I couldn't walk.
I mean, I had to relearn how to do everything, dress, walk, fit, stand.
I mean, it's just nothing about my life is the

(01:21:16):
same at all, and it will never be the same.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
These photos that are on your Facebook page are insane. Yeah,
you clearly you've had a traumatic besides a traumatic accident,
the recovery. I don't know if most people can handle that.
To be honest, you sound in pretty good spirits and

(01:21:44):
being just being in the hospital three weeks can put
people into a spiral. They don't recover from much less
an accident, and then this type of recovery. These photos
are insane. Am I seeing infections in some of these photos?

Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
Yes? Yes, travel to Okay, it took me two in
two years, August to twenty two. I had basically come
to terms with my legs when I went home. In
that picture that is, I'm in the requiner the you
sau Yeah, I couldn't look at my leg. I was
in total I don't even know what to call it.

(01:22:21):
I was rejecting it in my mind because I'm like,
oh my god, it's so ugly. I mean, you know,
the cofmetic part of it alone is pretty dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Yeah, compared to some of these other pictures that one
of you sitting at home is pretty pretty nice. Yeah.
The ones that I have to give it authorization to
show me. The one where there's clearly an infection and
a hole in your leg.

Speaker 7 (01:22:51):
Yes, I got. I got. I'll feel my light as
in my bone, which is staff in your bone. So
in those pictures, what you're seeing is is I had
an open wound. Two years after my you know, healing process,
I started having to battle open wounds and the wounds
would not heal. For the last two solid years, all

(01:23:14):
I did my full time job was going to the
wound doctor because I would have to go multiple times
a week. I ended up having to have two more
surgeries because they basically had to go in and dig
out and remove the infected bone. Because the whole this

(01:23:36):
whole time, even up to right now, my goal is
to not lose this leg because if I lose this leg,
I'm gonna have to get it amputated from above the
knee because I have a knee replacement. And you know,
I thought I was strong. I told Gibrier, I thought
I was strong at one point in my journey, and
I thought I'm ready to just cut this thing off

(01:23:58):
on it and just be a bad I went to
a clinic here in town and the lady pulled her
freaking leg off and leaned it up against the table,
and I was like, I'm not ready for that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
That was the motivation for you to power through, was
you didn't want it amputated.

Speaker 7 (01:24:17):
I don't, and I don't at my heart. You know,
in me replacements, the people battle getting infections just on
the norm. If I get it if I get staffed
and an infection in this fake me, they'll have to
remove my legs. There's no going back.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
What's your pain level today?

Speaker 7 (01:24:38):
I stay at about a seven and then I shoot
up to tens. But you know, I told Gimpy my
leg from the knee down is it feels like it's
been casting in concrete because I just don't know how
to explain it. It's so tight and numb, but yet

(01:25:00):
I feel pain. Yeah, I don't know if that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
But would the pain level decrease if you got it amputated.

Speaker 7 (01:25:11):
Yes, people have told me, well, Seana, if you just
get it amputated, you wouldn't be dealing with all of this.
I mean, yes, it's a journey to go that route,
but you know, all this pain, all these it would
be a non issue. But there's just I mean, you know,
you go to you go get your hair cut, she
cuts off too much. Just don't grow back. But you
go to the ampety place and have them cut off

(01:25:32):
your leg. It isn't growing back, right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
No, that's true.

Speaker 7 (01:25:35):
It's just such a final act. And you know, I've
been told I'm an anomaly. I've been told you know,
like you said, how I have to stay positive. Yeah,
because if I don't stay positive, I don't even want
to see the outlet when you have like all of
this compounded with a job for twenty two years, throwing

(01:25:57):
you away like a piece of trash.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Yeah, it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
I mean, trickly told. I'm holding it together right now
because I don't want to be a blubbering idiot on
the radio. Yes, it's it's it's but you you really
figure out that your body, our bodies can take so much.
And you know, I'm gonna be honest here. I've been

(01:26:22):
counseling since this accident, the level of PTSD vehicles. I mean,
if I see anything in my peripial I you know,
I scream. It's it's just an everyday thing. But what
doesn't kill you does make you stronger.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
That's true. That's true. Are you happy?

Speaker 7 (01:26:47):
Politically correct answer? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
What's the politically an what's the not politically correct answer?

Speaker 7 (01:26:57):
You just have to focus on the positive, because it's
if I don't you go in that rabbit hole and
it's it's scary.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Well, I was gonna ask you because because going through recovery,
going through trauma like it can spiral you into depression
very easily. And I hope some people don't like throwing
that word around. It's just the way it's described. But
and it can sometimes even make you suicidal.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
Amen, have you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Had any of those feelings?

Speaker 7 (01:27:33):
I'm not gonna lie. I mean, yeah, they've they've passed through.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Sure.

Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
It's it's it's it's confusing because you have those feelings
because you know, you feel robbed. I don't get dressed
the same, I don't. You know, none of the things
are the same. But yet you're grateful that you're still
here to celebrate birthdays and Christmases and you know, things

(01:27:58):
like that. So it's it's a balance. And one thing
I've learned in counseling is I have to show myself
grace and I have to show myself, you know, love,
because I just have to or else it would be bad.
But you know, I've been blessed with such good doctors.
Our medical system, though, I will tell you, is broke.

(01:28:20):
Our insurance system is also broke. What'm a firm believer
I think that elderly people, when they hit a certain age,
I think they should be retested.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
For driving. Yeah, what's your medical outstanding? Medical bills? If
you don't mind me asking.

Speaker 7 (01:28:40):
Well, the gentleman that hit me had statementimummenture, so I
out of this leg I got seven thousand dollars, My
attorney got seven thousand dollars, and Blue Cross Blue Shield
settled over five hundred thousand dollars worth of bills for
seven thousand dollars because that's all we had.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Yeah, because in.

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
The state of Oklahoma, you can't take their house and
you can't take one acre of land, and that's what
he has, right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
I have one final question for you, and then I
know there's I think there's a couple of things you
wanted to say, and that is what if the new
path to happiness was on the other side of amputation.

Speaker 7 (01:29:24):
You know, it's such a hard question to ask because
if to answer, because I just I think, until I'm
told it's over, you've got this infection, you don't have
a toye. I think at that point my mentality would
pivot because if I let myself like I feel like,

(01:29:46):
if I let myself like dwell in that thought area,
that I'm just not going to be the best version
of me because I feel like I'll I don't know,
I just feel like I just can't do it yet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
But your leg's not going to come back to the
way it was.

Speaker 7 (01:30:03):
Oh God, no, no, no, you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
You are you are. I can just tell by talking
to you. You're an incredibly tough woman. Uh let me
phrase that, you're an incredibly tough individual. And you don't
let things get in your way. And I can see
you're you're pretty focused on getting through this, and I
only want the happiness for you. That's why I was
asking that.

Speaker 7 (01:30:26):
Yes, it's it's you know, And like I said, I've
been told it would be it would be better. It's
just so final. I'm just I'm just not there yet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
You're not there. You're not ready to go down that
road that I understand. I understand that, and maybe you
will eventually, maybe you won't. But that is a that's
interesting that you are so tough despite all these times
that you've been going through in the in the last
well since twenty fifteen. Righte, Wow, you're amazing. What else

(01:30:58):
do you do you want to say?

Speaker 7 (01:31:01):
Well, I told Gimpy, do you remember You probably don't remember,
but years ago you'd made a comment about how Asian
women were just not attracted. A few years later, I
saw you at Rocklahoma, and I said, I walked a
few n I said, dude, what do you mean, we're
not attracted.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Attracted to me? I also don't like okrash, so like
that's just one man's you know, choicest tomato tomato. That's right.
It doesn't mean you're not a beautiful person.

Speaker 7 (01:31:33):
Well, I like white boys, but you're good with me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
I don't know. I got some competition with your husband,
I can tell already. H listen, thank you so much
for taking the time to talk with us, and uh,
good luck with everything. Keep that head up and uh
just keep grinding out, girl, sir.

Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
I appreciate it very much.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
All right, we'll talk to you soon. Thanks so much.

Speaker 7 (01:31:54):
All right, have a great day you too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
All right, that's our listeners are awesome. We'll be back.
Good morning. It's the big nd Morning Show. Nine six
oh kmot. There's this wild story in the news about

(01:32:18):
a sixty six year old woman who gave birth to
her tenth child just a couple of weeks ago. Tenth child.
Uh so it adds to the family of her oldest
who is forty six. And then there's a thirty six
year old, two twelve year olds, a ten and eight,
A seven, four to two, and now this newborn. And

(01:32:40):
she says a big family is not only something wonderful,
but above all, it is important for raising children properly.
She said that everything was fine, healthy, she was healthy,
despite doctors concerns that you know, conceiving a child that
late in life is very dangerous not only for you
but also for the child and increases the chances of

(01:33:02):
certain diseases and deformities and abnormalities and things like that.
And she says, everybody's doing great. It went great. And
I disagree with the sentiment that big families are important
because at least in that way, because somebody's getting neglected,

(01:33:24):
right fly, you can't give all ten kids the same
amount of attention. Hell, it gets hard just with two
or three of them. I mean, maybe let me phrase this.
I don't think you can give all kids the same
and that big of a family the same amount of
attention on the way that I understand family love to
be right, But more importantly, you are being incredibly selfish

(01:33:49):
to have a child at sixty six because you won't
even see that kid drive You think very possible, Yeah,
that's a great possiblity. She's five years older than my
dad died, so it is incredibly possible she could die
before that kid turned sixteen. She could also live to
be in her eighties or nineties and least watch it grow,

(01:34:10):
learn to drive and graduate. Now seeing grandchildren from that one,
no chance. So she's sixty six, she'll be eighty in
fourteen years. Yeah, so she might not even see the
kid graduate, much less drive a car. I'm just saying
that there's no there's no you know, no guarantee. You're right,

(01:34:32):
there's a chance she could live to one hundred, but
she ain't gonna hear she'll see him in between naps. Right,
You're not gonna be an active parent, not at eighty
and married. I didn't catch that part. Married. Yes, I
believe she says she didn't use any fertility drugs or

(01:34:53):
anything like this. If anything, you're putting this kid that
just got born on your oldest exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
Oh yeah, who's thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Six, forty six and then thirty Wow, that's not fair
to them. I don't think trying to live their own life, have.

Speaker 6 (01:35:07):
Their own family.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Oh, even then, the forty six year old is going
to be what sixty two? Right? Yeah, just a bunch
of senior citizens up there cheering for the one that's graduating. Right,
I'll never forget growing up. Ryan Mixby was one of
my friends, very athletic, you know, one of the jock guys.

(01:35:28):
But he was a friend. And I remember finding out
his parents were old. Yeah how Old's old? I mean
I didn't get their age, but they were. I mean
I had my parents who were I think when I
was in senior they were late forties okay maybe okay,

(01:35:48):
maybe early forties, right, And I asked that because and
I think probably everybody had that one person in class
that had old ass parents. And we had a gallon
named Heather. Heather was her name, and her mom was
white haired. That's how oldest d was white haired, and
she was let's see, Heather was in my seventh, eighth,

(01:36:09):
and ninth grade classes, and she had white haired mama
at that point in time, so she had to be
in her sixties. They were sorry, they were feet shuffling old, right,
they're now walking around? Yeah, it was for sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but still yeah, she was younger than him, but he

(01:36:29):
was definitely feet shuffling, right. You know, how good.

Speaker 6 (01:36:36):
We don't have many I mean, I feel like one
of the older parents settled down. I do settle down.
A lot of my kids friends parents are a lot younger.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
Your kids at least ten years Yeah, I'll take kid. Yeah.
I don't want to hear that I'm so much older.
I had my kids so much older, and it is
what it is. But I'm going to be in my
late sixties. Right when when your oldest is graduating, yeah yeah, yeah,

(01:37:09):
my youngest yeah, when the youngest is graduating yeah, way,
And so it doesn't bother me. I'm I'm glad I
had but mind, this feels different than this I'm choosing.
I chose to do that later in life, and it's
made it great to provide things that I didn't have
to struggle to provide for. I'll never forget standing in

(01:37:30):
line at a grocery store and when I was had
a newborn and this guy in front of me much younger,
eighteen nineteen twenty and didn't have enough money to pay
for his diapers, and I was like, go ahead, man,
I'll get it, because come on, man here, I am
lucky to be able to buy stupid toys, right, and
you're just trying to figure out how to get diapers

(01:37:51):
on your kid's ass, right, right, right, without stealing them.
I get it. So I'm very lucky from that standpoint,
and that was worth it all. That was worth it
in my mind. Also, you only had two, right, this
lady's had she had her teenth?

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
Right, what was her secret to avoiding menopause?

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
At sixty six? He's getting pregnant again. I mean everybody's different. Yeah,
she's that X right, everybody's different. She's not even the
oldest though. A seventy year old woman in twenty twenty
three welcome twins. Oh God. Two days after giving birsts,
she told the news station she feeling great. I mean

(01:38:29):
she's not gonna go a god right, they had to
wager up from a nap. They don't tell you that
part sixty six and ten kids. This one here in
tex says, I graduated with a kid whose parents were
in their early seventies when he graduated high school in
two thousand and six. Yeah, Now I wonder if that's

(01:38:51):
actual parents or was that grandparents raising the kid? Also
a thing, Yeah, that's a thing. Yeah, where you think
you're like, oh, yeah, I mean they're my parents, but
they're my grandparents, mom, Because mom's strung outer, Dad strung out,
Dad would eat cigarettes. Yeah, all right, we gotta take
a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven KMOT.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Six KMOD.
You can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five See what
Lindsay has for Balls to the Wall sports.

Speaker 6 (01:39:55):
The final four in the NCAA men's basketball tournament is
set off. Four number one seeds have made the final
four for the first time since two thousand and eight.
On one side of the brackets, Auburn will face Florida
in an sec battle for a spot in the national championship,
and on the other Duke will meet Houston in a
matchup between two programs that are no strangers to the

(01:40:17):
final four. The two games will you've played on Saturday
in San Antonio, and the winners will then go head
to head for the national title next Monday. Women's sports
are now taking historic moves in the collectible trading card market.
On Saturday evening, Golden Auctions close bidding on a one
of a kind Caitlin Clark autographed rookie card. The twenty

(01:40:40):
twenty four Panini prism WNBA Gold vinyl card ended up
going for a final price of three hundred and sixty
six thousand dollars, which, Yeah, that shattered the previous record
of two hundred and thirty four thousand, which was also
for a Caitlin Clark card set back in December.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
I mean that makes sense for that to happen, may
mean baseball, any type of card collecting is pretty hot
right now, and why not be incorporated into one of
the up and coming sports that is getting a ton
of attention that she also helped be a part of.

Speaker 6 (01:41:18):
Max Schurzer managed just forty five pitches before being pulled
from his first start with the Toronto Blue Jays, and
now the veteran right hander is set for a stint
on the injured list. The Blue Jays announced they placed
him on the fifteen day injured list with what the
team described as right thumb inflammation. Toronto promoted left handed

(01:41:39):
pitcher Easton Lucas from Triple A in a corresponding move.
Schurzer threw just three innings on Saturday against the Baltimore
Orioles and surrendered two home runs in the opening frame,
he struck out one batter and gave up three hits
without a walk. Blue Jays manager John Schneider told reporters
that Scherzer will see a specialist for a closer look

(01:41:59):
at the issue with his hand. It's not immediately clear
if the forty year old will be ready to return
from injured list after fifteen days. The three times Cy
Young winner signed with Toronto during the off season after
spending the twenty twenty four season with the Texas Rangers.
Injuries have plagued him throughout the last few seasons, limiting
him to just nineteen starts in twenty twenty three and

(01:42:22):
nine starts in twenty twenty four. Now, after one appearance
in twenty five, Sharzer already finds himself shelved with a
hand ailment. Denny Hamlin is celebrating his first Martinsville Speedway
victory in a decade after winning the Cookout four hundred.
The driver of the number eleven car led two hundred
and seventy four of four hundred laps to finish in

(01:42:44):
first place, while Christopher Bell, Bubba Wallace, Chase Elliott, and
Kyle Larson rounded out the top five. The NASCAR Cup Series.
It heads to Darlington for the Good Year four hundred
Next Sunday, that's your Balls to the Wall Sports. I'm
Wenday on ninety seventy five.

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
KMO, Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six oh kmot can also text BMMS and
then what you want to say to eight two, nine
four five, Good morning Lindsay.

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
Good morning Corbyn. Happy thirty first porn star birthday to
Mickey Muffin. Check her out in Steffan Muffin. It's started
in the jacuzzi and lust in the air. She lists
her current location as in your pants.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Good morning, Gimbie, Good morning Corbyn. Lincoln parks at the
Bok Center on Monday, April twenty eighth. We'll I have
more tickets to give away tomorrow, but you can always
to Bokacenter dot com and get them all right. Jeff
Finsley let us know that he is under the weather,
so he's not gonna be able to make it in
and it feels appropriate for him to give legal advice

(01:44:06):
and not so we're not going to do that now.
But I did have something that we could pivot to,
and you have to tell me which one of these
headlines isn't true? Okay? One of them may be not
true two of them. Maybe you gotta decide first one.
I'm gonna let me read all four, okay? Or all
for you? Florida woman allegedly filmed sex act with small,

(01:44:29):
brown and white chihuahua for money.

Speaker 6 (01:44:34):
It is Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
Florida woman allegedly filmed sex act with a small, brown
and white chihuahua for money. That's number one. Number two.
Three year old almost strangled by moonroof while door dash
driver mom left him in the car to pick up
a restaurant order. How would you say? Three? Three year
old almost strangled by moonroof while door dash driver mom

(01:44:59):
left in the car to pick up a restaurant order.
Number three. Three hundred and fifty pound teacher used a
sixth grade student quote like he was a stepping stool
in quote during school safety drill. Three hundred and fifty
pound teacher used sixth grade student quote like he was

(01:45:23):
a stepping stool in quote during his school safety drill.
And the last one, they have to decide which one
isn't true. Man spiked coworkers cokes with super glue. Ooh,
man spiked coworkers cokes with super glue. So gotta tell

(01:45:47):
me which one you'd think isn't true. Florida woman had
sex with chhuahua, three year old, stringled by moonroof, three
hundred and fifty pound teacher used sixth grader as a
step stool. Man spiked coworkers cokes with super glue.

Speaker 6 (01:46:00):
Okay, So number one seems true to me only because
it comes from Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:46:09):
Number three seems possible because more than we find out
more and more that teachers can just be assholes. And
number four seems extremely possible because coworkers get on people's
nerves and again, people be people. Two stands out to

(01:46:33):
me only because and two was the three year old
who gets strangled by a moon roof. I don't believe
moon roofs open. Sun roofs open and moonroofs do not.
It's just a clear window that does not open or close.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
Moonroofs do open. Those on the sun roofs are the
ones that just kind of pop up and the moonroof
goes all. Okay, So it sounds like we have a
vocabulary concern with number two. What do you say, gimb
Number one sounds plausible, not only because she's in Florida. Yeah,
but we've read many yes, those two, we have read

(01:47:19):
many stories about people having sex with animals, both men
and women. Now they're not saying what kind of sex.
I'm not going to go into great graphic detail about it,
but I can see it happening, and I can see
this woman filming it to make some money, because why Florida.

(01:47:42):
Number three sounds like it could be real, because well,
I need a volunteer. I need a volunteer for this demonstration.
Hey you, Thomas, get on up here. And then this
fat ass teacher proceeds to use them as the steps too,
for whatever reason. And then number the last one sounds

(01:48:08):
legit as well. I'm going with number two being fake
because I don't see a three year old. The three
year old's gotta get up and out of the car
seat and then at least stand on the console to
get its head to go up out of the moon roof, right,

(01:48:31):
so as that can be done. As that can be
done most at least in my experience, is when it
comes to moon roofs and cars, sun roofs, moonroofs. Whatever
the button to close them is up like right there
on the on the ceiling, right close close to the

(01:48:54):
to the moonroof, right And I don't see a three
year old having enough know how to be like, Okay,
this is cute, this is oh look, I can see
mom in the door and then hit the button and
hold the button for it, you know, and then not
pull your head out all the way. So now you
just got baby dangling there. It just seems like a

(01:49:16):
lot of work for a three year old. So it
sounds like you guys are in unison number two.

Speaker 6 (01:49:20):
Yeah. Thing fake.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
This happened in Texas, where the Belton Police Department announced
on March twenty sixth the rest of Angelo Marino after
an investigation into an October twenty twenty four incident involving
your three year old son. Marino, who was working as
a door dash driver at the time, reportedly brought her
three year old and one year old with her as
she went to a restaurant to pick up an order

(01:49:43):
to deliver to a customer. Police said that when she
went to the restaurant, she allegedly left both of the
young sons unsecured and unattended in the car. When she
returned ten minutes later, police said she saw her older
son's head coming out of the car's moon which had
closed on his neck. First responders arrived at the scene

(01:50:06):
around nine pm that night and found the boy unconscious
and not breathing. Paramedics performed life saving procedures on him
and transported him to a hospital, where he survived his injuries.
Police say that while Morino was inside the restaurant, the
boy apparently climbed to stick his head out the moonroof
because that's what little kids do. My kid's always asked

(01:50:29):
to do that, and accidentally shut it on himself with
the button on the ceiling of the car. The door
of the moonroof then closed on his neck and he
was unable to reopen it, constricting his airways and preventing
him from breathing. And his one year old brother just
sat there and watched, right, because he's one, he can't

(01:50:49):
do that. So that one was true. Well, all right,
So that leaves three others. Florida woman allegedly filmed sexact
with the Chihuahua Yo Kiero, three hundred and fifty pound
teacher use sixth grade student like a step stool or
man spiked coworker's cokes with super glue. Okay, so we

(01:51:11):
can tri figure out which one's the fake one. Yeah,
stick with that. I think I think that last one.
I want to say it's not real. Right, But we've
talked and read stories about how you know, they they
spiked it with bleach or you know or yeah, semen,
stuff like that. You know, So I mean, super glue
is not that far of a stretch. Lendsy what say you?

Speaker 6 (01:51:37):
I mean, I feel like the super glue would be noticeable,
Like I feel like it would What kind of a coat?
Is it in a can?

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
It's in a can? Right, you're not going to see
an then?

Speaker 6 (01:51:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
But which one of these headlines ain't real? I want
to say, I want to go with the three hundred
and fifty pound teacher and STUDENTO. That's just my opinion.
A three hundred fifty pound teacher in Minnesota is facing
criminal charges for allegedly using sixth grade students like a
stepping stool, standing on his back for ten seconds while

(01:52:10):
the boy was laying on his stomach during a lockdown drill.
Jason Rogers, a teacher at Underwood's school, allegedly confessed to
stepping on three students during a February tenth lockdown drill,
where kids are required to sit down in certain places
while staff conducted a security drill. According to court documents,

(01:52:31):
he apparently felt that the student students weren't taking the
drill seriously. Oh God makes him an.

Speaker 6 (01:52:42):
Expert, jokes on us, They're probably all truth.

Speaker 1 (01:52:46):
Rogers allegedly told police that he told the kids he
could step on them because they were laying on their
stomachs instead of sitting down. At least one of the students,
the sixth grader, was allegedly injured and began to cry.
The child did not know why the defendant did this
because he did not hear him say anything about it

(01:53:07):
and just stepped on him like he was a stepping stool.
According to the criminal complaint, which was filed this week.
He stated the entire class saw it and thought defendant
had broken the boy's back. Child was removed from school
for the week while dealing with his injuries. The teacher,
who in court documents said weighed three hundred and fifty pounds,

(01:53:29):
allegedly told investigators he was concerned. After noticing the report.
The child's mother took him to the hospital and then
made a report for assault. According to the complaint, the
sixth grade mother claimed her son was walking around like
an eighty year old from the pain in his back.
School officials have placed him on administrative leave while he

(01:53:52):
faces the music for his alleged crimes. He's being charged
with malicious punishment of a child. Yeah, do you let
him come back to work? Nope? I the answer is no.
But I don't know what the union set up is there, right,
That's why he can't be fired right away. They have

(01:54:13):
to do an investigation. But I can't imagine he followed protocol.
I can't imagine it says in the protocol, should students
disobey and not sit as instructed during this fake scenario?
Step on his back? Maybe a a student just needed,
you know, an adjustment, you know, instead of getting a

(01:54:35):
little Asian woman to walk on his back. You know,
he got that teacher. Little do we know, this little
boy will be paying for this service by a certain
lady he finds on the back pages all right later
in life unlocked a kink for him. I'm trying to
think of the excuse that he would get to use

(01:54:56):
in this that the teacher was yeah, and I'm having
a hard time. I'm getting there. The only one I
can come up with is that I didn't stand on him. Huh.
It was my toe. I just kind of put my
foot on him to be like, hey, wake up, right right.
I didn't probably apply a lot of pressure. But I
think if the kids walking around like an eighty year

(01:55:17):
old with bad bag problems, I know, but that feels
a little bit like showing up to court after a
car crash and a wheelchair in a neck brace. Eh.
So I'm just saying that doesn't mean that's what's.

Speaker 6 (01:55:28):
Happening enough to make him cry.

Speaker 1 (01:55:30):
Uh huh. A strong wind can make people cry. I
saw there was a thing on America's Funniest Tone Videos
last night where the kid was crying and they were like,
why are you crying? It was a little boy, and
he goes cause I can't have kids kids cry for
dumb reasons. All right, So that's too left. Lindsay's picking

(01:55:53):
the which one of these she thinks it is, so
it let me go. Uh it is the woman who
had sex ax with a HuaHua or the man who
spiked the coworker's coke.

Speaker 6 (01:56:03):
All right, The chihuahua.

Speaker 1 (01:56:08):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (01:56:10):
I mean, it's so belliefd I honestly think they're all true.
But if I have to choose one, I'll go with
the sex with the chihuahua, just because it's such.

Speaker 5 (01:56:18):
A small dog.

Speaker 1 (01:56:20):
What is the dog gonna do for her? I'm just
trying to figure out, Well, yeah, no, gimpy, no gimpy
no no, no, no, no bad gimpy outside Logan. Gominski

(01:56:44):
stands accused of one count of sexual activity involving an
animal and filming sexual activity involving an animal, according to
the Marion County Sheriff's Office. They say they learned of
the crime on January twenty eighth, when a detective who
works with Major Crimes Unit received an anonymous tip that
the defendant posted a video to Instagram depicting sexual activity

(01:57:05):
with a dog. Yo. If my FYP kicks one of
those up, I'm done. I'm just deleting. I messed with.
No TikTok, none of that ever. Again. The unidentified tipster
included a thirty two second long video clip of the
offending incident in question, and arrest report contains a detailed
and graphic account of what occurred in the video. Between

(01:57:28):
a small brown and white chihuahua and a woman whose
face cannot be seen. An investigation into the defendant's Instagram
account ensued. Authorities alleged the account owner, through dozens of pictures,
appears to have a body physique similar to the body
shown in the video submitted in the tip in reference
to skin tone, weight, and stature. The defendant has several

(01:57:51):
photographs and videos the depictor with a small brown dog,
possibly at chihuahua, that is identical to the one in
the video. Affidavid does describe the dog in depth quote.
This dog is small and light brown, with large brown
ears and a white line going down the middle of
his head, a white belly, and white fur that extends

(01:58:12):
halfway up the dog's legs. Detective Jordan Batt writes, I
confirmed that the dog in the video has all these
same characteristics. I also located photograph posted on April fifth
that depicts the defendant with that dog that is wearing
the same dark colored collar that is depicted in the
video the tips. During the detective did speak on the phone,

(01:58:33):
according to the aphidaid, and during the conversation, the witness
described the video using colloquial terms for oral sex hmmm,
no gimpy, and said the same kind of manicure as
the woman in the video as in reference in another
Instagram post in which the defendant's ex boyfriend took a
screenshot of the video to call her disgusting. The video

(01:58:58):
and the ensuing post had since been delay, the witness
told detectives, but witness added they had screenshots I erisk seats.
He did speak to the lady and allegedly admitted to
performing sex x with two different dogs for money. The
defendant admitted that she is a content creator. Yes you are,

(01:59:19):
Yes you are, might be the only true thing she
said right what she is described as utilizing her fans
ly platform to sell photographs and videos of herself in
the nude, depicting different sexual acts to users on the internet.
The defendant admitted to taking the video of her engaging
in a sexual act with her dog. Princeton is the

(01:59:40):
brown and white dog that's described she admitted. She allegedly
admitted she was paid five hundred dollars by a Snapchat user. Okay,
so lindsay, here's the scenario. Five hundred. I'm just gonna
say numbers five hundred, No, a thousand. Nope, just let
me say numbers. Five hundred, no, one thousand, no, five thousand,

(02:00:04):
ten thousand, No, one million, five million, ten million dollars,
a million dollars every year at the first of the year,
tax free till you die. No, I'm and you can
pass it on to your children. No, that's a pretty
good deal, all right. So lindsay is there is no
price for Linza And now this is to do sexual

(02:00:26):
act with the dog, right, Yes, yes, we'll let the
dog do it whatever. Okay, Yeah, potato potata five hundred
dollars five point fifty sold, No, five seventy five okay,
one thousand, one thousand dollars now, five thousand, five thousand

(02:00:46):
dollars now, ten thousand, ten thousand dollars would help me
out a little bit, but no, one hundred thousand dollars.
You can keep your face out of the video. One
hundred arm. Okay, I'm glad that you said that, because
you gotta get rid of all, you know, identify your sacre.
If I was going to do it ten thousand dollars, yeah,
I'm sorry. We should have prefaced that this is no

(02:01:08):
one would know it's you, Okay, Okay, so ten thousand dollars,
ten thousand dollars, uh no, one hundred thousand, one hundred
thousand dollars. Nobody would know it was you. Nobody would
know it was you and the dog. You and Princeton
are the only ones that knows. So so does that
nobody know what's me? Like? Start at the hundred thousand
dollars range? No, No, it's through it all. I meant
to say that for all, Okay, I just wanted to

(02:01:29):
make sure it's like, well, we're gonna show your face
for ten thousand, but a hundred we'll keep your face
and arms out of it. One hundred thousand dollars. Huh m.
That would help me out, but still not enough. No,
even if you say a hundred thousand or even a million, right,
if no one you're like, wow, what's that's what I'm

(02:01:49):
good now? Right, Gateway? What was what was the last
one that you gave her? It was like, what a
million every year? A million every year? You get to
pass it on to your kids if you die tax free.
See now that might get some wheels turning, and nobody
knows that it's me. I mean, I don't have to
say anything. So that you know, I'm not making any noise,
so you're like, you can't pick it up, be like, oh,

(02:02:10):
that's his voice, that's Gimpie's voice. So I know, I
know that's him. My face is out of it, my
arms out of it. It's the focus is just solely
on Princeton. Yeah, Sarah McLaughlin in the background, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean I don't know. The wheels are starting to
turn now, like, Okay, that might be a possibility because
that's a good deal. That's a good deal. No, yes,

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it's gross, it's gross, for sure. But if you can
go anonymously, yeah, a million dollars every year for the
rest of your life and it gets passed down to
your kids. Yeah, I think go ahead, sign me up
something a dog. Ever, that's not what happened. No, that's
not what happened. You heard me, right, That's not what
happened Princeton or the show. Yeah, I'm just there. Chooses, Jeff,
I don't know what you're talking about. Can we use crunchy?

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Oh my god, I'm just saying that, like it's now
we're probably going too deep into it, but I'm just saying, Also,
if an adult wants to do this. It's gross, it's sick,
all those things. I don't know where I'm at on

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it's a crime. You can't stop anybody from doing it. Ah,
but you know, honestly you can't. I don't know how
they at what jail yard justice is out there? For
best reality? I wonder when that became a crime? Okay,
you know what I mean? Like like everything we do.
You know how that got discovered the avocado or discover

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the milk is good coming from cows? How many animals
were sexed up before they're like, whoa wait a minute,
we need to make this a crime because uh is
it just a crime because it's weird? It is weird? Yeah, absolutely,
one hundred percent. Not winning like it is weird, right absolutely?
And I would I don't know how quickly we can

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get this information, but I would love to be able
to go into knowing what the vote was. Was it
unanimous or was there some people that are like, ah, yeah,
I do with my goat is my business? Yeah? Uh
twenty eighteen, Kentucky outlawed it. In twenty twenty three, Wyoming
was the last state to criminalize it explicitly, so you

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could easily say, beast reality as a crime is a
fairly new thing. Yeah, yeah, And I'm sure there's still
some states out there that don't have that on their
law books. Well it was the last state. That's okay,
they should all have it by now, all right, moving on,
we can circle back if we need too. Thirty four

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year old Joseph Ross was taken into custody last week
in charge with one felony count of flate face of
placing foign objects in edibles, according to court records. According
to a probable cause affidavid, officers with the Wisconsin State
Fair Park Police at about eleven am on March twentieth,
were conducting a food patrol when an individual referred to

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the documents in the documents as JH, made contact with
them and requested a private conversation, and during the conversation,
JH told the officers that approximately two to three weeks ago,
JH suspected that her beverage on her desk had been
contaminated by a chemical substance. JH was made aware of
the contamination due to the strong chemical smell and taste.

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JH stated that upon consumption of those beverages, she became
ill Moreover, JH did not consent to anyone placing anything
in her drink, and due to those events, JH said
she set up a surveillance camera at her desk earlier
that morning to see if anyone was putting something in
her drink. At approximately nine to fifty two am, one

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of jh's coworkers, whom JH shares an office with Joseph
is who this was, put a foreign substance into Jh's
soft drink and then shared the video with the officers.
The footage shows the man holding a brown and orange
tube with a white nozzle and putting a liquid substance
into a can of coke on the desk. Police said

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that while allegedly putting the substance in the coke, Ross
could be seen wearing clear latex gloves on both hands
that he later discarded. An interview with the authorities, the
man admitted to placing the supplement in his coworker's drink.
I'm here to help. Officers then executed a search warrant
in the office and surrounding area, and during the search
they recovered what a set of clear plastic gloves that

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were wadded into a ball. When the officers unraveled the gloves.
The officers found that each contained an item. One glove
contained a blue plastic cap, the other contained super glue. Wow.
Police recovered the container of Gorilla brand superglue, which they
noted had a warning label that read keep out of
the reach of children. They collected the can and went

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to the lab for testing. And the records indicate that
he's currently being held in jail due to a ten
thousand dollars bond, should be released by a judge. Should
he be released by a judge, he has to have
no contact with the victim. He could get a maximum
penalty of how much ten years gimb, five years, three

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and a half years in a state prison.

Speaker 6 (02:07:19):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:20):
That's it, That is it. All right, We got to
take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (02:07:24):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, The Big Mad
Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station nine.

Speaker 1 (02:07:41):
Good Morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show. It does
not matter how many times we bring up this topic.
And every time we bring up this topic, two things happen. One,
I go down a I'm gonna use a different phrase.
I find us a bunch of stuff online about things
I was unaware of when it comes to beast reality.

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And the other is mister Hans comes up always, always, always,
always for those are mister Hans. Is a video that
circulated online about ten years ago of a man having
sex with a horse. And what you might not know
you might know no two things. One, they made a
documentary about it came out in two thousand and seven

(02:08:29):
called Where Did It Go? I don't want to discredit
it by saying the wrong thing. Oh called zoo okay,
and you can watch that if that is something that
interest you. The other thing you might not be aware
is that it involved three people and a horse. Three
people and a horse really not just mister Hans. Someone

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was holding the camera. Mister Hans that we know as
the main actor in this if you will he dies scenario,
and there was someone holding the camera. But there's also
a third person that they did not find. Now. At
the time when this incident happened, it was not illegal

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in the state of Washington to have sex with animals.
And when this so the guy dies, right, mister Hans dies,
they his buddy takes him to the hospital. You know
a little there's a slang term for when you drop
somebody off the hospital, a gang drop. I forget what
it's called. But so they push him out of the

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car and they take off and he was dead the
hospital staff, so police start investigating. They find some footage.
They connect him to this other guy who was a
truck driver at the time, and they cannot charge him
with anything except trespassing because there was no sign. There

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was no no sign of abuse to the horse. I
guess there wouldn't be wood there. So they had to
create a law that made it a crime to video
doing this and to have sex. So this other guy

(02:10:22):
that was holding the camera, he relocates to Tennessee unaware.
He relocates Tennessee because they change this lawn. He don't
want get no trouble right, not now, So he moves
to Tennessee, I believe, where it is still legal, or
so he believes. He moves to a farm. Hold on,

(02:10:45):
I want to get this right. He moves to a
farm owned by a man housing horses, pigs, goats, and
goats and dogs. Now again, he was unaware that Tennessee
had banned beast reality. Despite this, he didn't relocate like
I said, and a woman associated with them was arrested
and charged with three counts of animal cruelty, and two

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days later, an anonymous person who emailed investigators a photo
of a man sexually abusing a Shetland pony on this farm,
and so this guy that was a part of mister
Hans and the farm owner were arrested the same day.
The guy from mister Hans was charged with three counts
of friendly animal cruelty, the other one was charged with

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two and according to the arrest warrant, he had been
engaging in sex acts over a span of several months
with a horse, and he admitted to engaging in sex
acts with said horse. He played a guilty in a
Tennessee court to engaging in sexual acts with animals and
was placed on probation. Now, apparently there were many people

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doing this at this place, that it's a thing, and
so I had to ask. I wanted to know, like
what how many people participate in best reality, Like there's
a black market, like this is like the chuahah lady
Snapchat like she just somebody just du dupe snapchat? Will

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you do this?

Speaker 6 (02:12:12):
And this farm was like being treated like a brothel.

Speaker 1 (02:12:15):
Yes, yes, by the way, go down the rabbit hole.
Of how many sorry, go down the internet search of
how many in the state if it's a misdemeanor or
a felony, Because a misdemeanor is don't do that again.
A felony is you going to jail? Uh? And there

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are apparently no statistics on the number of people who
are participate in bestiality. Yeah, I don't think when they
stop you at the mall, hey would you like to
take a survey? We'll pay you eight dollars. I don't
think they're going to answer that one, honestly.

Speaker 7 (02:12:52):
But.

Speaker 1 (02:12:54):
However, do you can there's we know how many people
participate in drugs, We know how many people participate in
there's online groups. Sure you can see the group number
and make an assumption, right, right, with a number of
people arrested, right, there's not that much shame in doing drugs,
Lindsay just read a story last week about how the

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guy told the officer it ain't nothing wrong doing rude.
You know, so people will openly admit that, you know,
they'll openly admit their sexual fetishes as long as it's
not too weird. And once you start getting animals involved,
that's when judgment happens. They're like, whoa, I don't want
any more of that. I'm not gonna tell you how
many animals like that. Some studies, older studies suggest that

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a small percentage of people report sexual contact with animals,
but these numbers are likely unreported or unreliable. Yeah, because
it's only fift percent of the participants. If you're asking
for research related reasons, we can keep looking. Uh, there's
not much data on how many people have been arrested,

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and probably maybe because people when they get caught, you know,
it could be one of those oh god, weirdo't get
out of here, Like Okay, let's say you walk in
and your brother's going to poundtown with a poodle. Right,
let's make sure we're super clean, but go ahead. Would
you simply back away and Homer Simpson into the bushes

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never to speak of it ever again. Or are you
calling the police and be like, yo, I'm calling the police.
What about you, gimpy? I think there's some people that
would be like, no, back into the bushes. What you
do is what you do, And I'm not what about you, gimpy?
I wouldn't I am gone, I wouldn't call the police. Yeah,

(02:14:44):
I'm calling the police. That's what. I wouldn't talk to
him anymore. He's only a dog city for real, for real.
But I mean, okay, we'd do I don't. I yeah,
I'm I'm calling the police, lindsay, Yeah, calling.

Speaker 6 (02:15:04):
The police because there's that can't be helped, that's unfixable.

Speaker 1 (02:15:09):
Let me rephrase the question for Gimpie. I don't like
using your brother, you walk in on a close associate, okay,
abusing a child okay, Yeah, that's different. Why it's human life, Okay,
And that makes it different because it's a human right,
and and being human makes it different because because it's human.

(02:15:31):
I'm looking for you to explain that a little bit more. Yeah,
it's a defenseless human being. What about a defenseless animal.
The animal can defend itself. You're saying it wanted it.
I I wasn't there. I wasn't there for the consensual
part of that conversation. But you know, animals can defend themselves.

(02:15:53):
For sure. They can bite, they can scratch, they can
claw things that a small human child cannot. What about
a small chihuahua. Well, even then, the chihuahua could still
bite and scratch and claw and defend itself it seems observation.
It seems flawed to think that a small animal can

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defend itself just because you're bigger than the animal. Chualas
are mean, af man, they bite the holy hell out
of you.

Speaker 6 (02:16:21):
If it's given drugs, well some sort of sedation.

Speaker 1 (02:16:25):
The kids can protect themselves. We've said kids have committed crimes,
commits of kids have murdered people, kids have punched people.
I mean, yeah, I think it's a little different, but
it is different. It is different. But the defenseless part
to me is where I feel like the concern on
the argument is that's why I'm calling the place. Yeah,

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that's that's that's you. That's that was your choice. No no, no, no, no,
no no no, no no no, it was not my choice.
You made a decision that put me in this predicament,
right right, I didn't choose that. It was your choice
to call the police. No no, no, no, no no no.
You got the choice to not call no, to call
the police, and you're choosing to call them where others

(02:17:11):
would simply Homer Simpson into the bushes. No, no, I
feel a moral responsibility to call the police. At that point.

Speaker 6 (02:17:19):
I think you're a mandated reporter. We live in that
type of state where if you see it, you have
to report it.

Speaker 1 (02:17:26):
Yes, does that apply to beast Reality?

Speaker 6 (02:17:29):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (02:17:30):
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (02:17:33):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning show.

Speaker 1 (02:17:48):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Lindsay, what
you learn today?

Speaker 6 (02:17:54):
I learned that i'd cry too if a sumo sized
human stood on me. And I also learned we don't
know how the stats on best Reality because of the
gimbies of the world who just creep back into the
bushes and watch and not report it.

Speaker 1 (02:18:08):
Be watching now, I mean for a second, how long
you watching? Right? Right? That's good? Oh my god, It's
like it's like walking in on your parents have a sex.
How long are you watching that one? You've already seen it.
I don't think you can compare those two. No, sure, no, no,
one's a beautiful act. That's how I got here. Yeah,
it all stuarts somewhere, Gimby. What'd you learn today? Well?

(02:18:29):
I learned that West Virginia. As of January thirtieth of
this year, West Virginia is the only state in the
United States that does not criminalize best reality. And in
a somewhat related note, Pope Gregory was just out Sleigh
and pussy Cats. Yes, yes, yes, I learned I drink
snake sperm is not a movie. Lindsay was promoting a nine.

(02:18:50):
It's something Jessica Simpson did. And I also learned you
look like I have a chance. Corbyn, say, make sure
that dishwashers loaded.

Speaker 6 (02:18:57):
Right, it's Lindsay subtracking my cycle.

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