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Welcome Back From The Weekend!!! We Talk About The Best & Worst Parts, Looks Like We Need A New Pope, Crime Bingo, Handing The Officer Your Doob, Don't Burn Your Dildos, When The Service Dog Bites Your Kids Genitals, We Spoke To an Awesome Listener, Jeff Hensley Stops By, Kraft Is Spicing Things Up, & When A Simple How Are You Gets Your Eye Ripped Out!!!

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Like Dustin did ah woke up this morning to some
news of require I'm dumb.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Somebody got a case of the Monday's.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
I'm dumb, You're dumb, Lindsay's dumb. None of us picked
the pope and he died last night. Yeah, he was
eighty eight about inne morning. How we did not neither
one of us picked.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
We're dumb.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Well he got he got got on his side man now, like,
well listen, because he was doing rough for a little
while and then he got better, like way better, and
then he's out. Yesterday, Easter Sunday, he did that very
special you know, burning weekend at birth.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Hello, everybody. I mean he did that, you know, everything
seemed to be fine.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
So this early story is is that he had been
saying he wanted to make it through Easter, okay, and
he did not look in good shape when they put
the fishing string around his hand to wave it.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Everybody.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Yeah, I saw those those pictures, and I'm like, Okay,
he doesn't look healthy, healthy, but he doesn't look like
I'm gonna knockin. I've got one foot in the grave.
He looked, you know, a little little row. He looked
pretty frail dude, considering his age and the fact that
he just got over double pneumonia or whatever the hell
it was, you know. I mean, he looked to be
all right, and then they put him in a car,

(06:41):
right he they say, he wanted to do one lap around,
so they put him in the Putmobile and he went
around and did his little goodbye to her. Right, That's
what now, upon reflection, that's what it looks like. Maybe
because it surprised people. He got in the putmobile and
beat beeps through the crowd and I didn't even really wave.

(07:04):
They brought a couple babies. When they bring babies up
for him to kiss or to touch or whatever, it's
always so weird because they totally simba like right something
like the baby's like, I'm just these aren't the parents
doing it.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
This is some stranger taking a baby from the parent
and hoisting it up for some old man. Not some
old man. That's not fair. It is the pope.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, However, what do you do if some stranger takes
your baby and tries to hand them to the pope? Yo,
you go to that with your baby and you hold
it out. They don't just pull babies out of the
crowd like snatch them, right, you peep. That is a
massive honor. Oh, absolutely to tab the Pope bless you
put their hand on your baby. Yes, yes, it is

(07:50):
a massive honor. I would like to be the one
to hoist my baby up there for the Pope's smooches.
I'm talking like strangers like har give me that baby
and it lives them up, and I'm like, that's that's
my child.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
You work to the front.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
You know what you're you know what you're playing with, right,
you know you know the monetary value, like you're gambling.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
First of all, you're you're you're touching my child.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
Secondly, you're robbing me of my opportunity to hoist my
baby up to our pope and have him bless it
as my kid, my opportunity.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
You done stole my thunder, you son of a bitch.
But hey, you know, baby got kissed, baby be blissed.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
And I wonder if that happens. When that happens, do
they go does like the siblings go, well, he got
kissed by the pope, right? Or do they like when
they don't clean the room and like, listen, I expect
more out of you. Right, you were you were blessed
by the Pope. I wonder if all those babies that's
been kissed by a pope at some point in time,

(08:59):
because you know, you're like, oh this this, this pope blessed,
My baby's gonna go on to do great things, you know,
and then comes turns out to be just a tird
Does the proximity of the blessing warrant more blessing? So
for if you're just in the square and the Vatican's
up top and he's like, hey, oh and he does blessing, Yeah,

(09:22):
is that blessing less or more powerful.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Than hand go? You know? That's a that's a good question.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
Or are there people that run in the blessing circle
that are like, well, you may have been there, right,
but did he put hands on.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
But did he touch you?

Speaker 6 (09:40):
I think if you get touched by the pope or
some high religious figure, that's more blessing than just a
general abracadabra blessing, you know what I mean, because you.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Both feel a little abercadaborree.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
But I hear what you're saying, Yeah, but I mean
I'm up here, you know, the Pope's up there on
his little his little pope balcony, you know, and he's
got his point, he had done and you know abercadabra,
alex exam, shaboosh. Everybody's blast. But he comes up and
lays hand on you, and that means something that's I
think that's a lot more. It's like it's almost as like,

(10:16):
you know, the the power bested upon the pope is
like going straight through his fingertips, and you well, the
power vested on the cardinals that picked him. Yeah, I
hear what you saying.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
You know what I mean? You know what I mean.
I hear you say, does a guy in second go
right where if you pope's a busy guy, busy guy,
he's like, you know, I bless you, and I bless
you and I bless you sor I gotta go by,
but I was next.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
I love that there's already conspiracy starting right because they're
like the vice president was there? Just how coincidental? He
sees the vice president and then he's like, I can't
take it whatever. He apparently at one point called out
the mafia. Yeah and not now he's dead and you're like, oh, okay,
settled down. The man was eighty eight, had an intense
severe case of pneumonia, or he was on life support.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
He was in hiding from the mob. He wasn't in
no hospital, he had no pneumonia.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
And then they were talking about all these things that
he did as the as the pope, and he did
some really inspirational things.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
I think.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
I think, of all the places I've been lucky to go,
the Vatican is by far one of the most.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Moving places I've ever been. For sure, it is.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Breath I'm not Catholic. It's breathtaking. How immense history has
been stolen that is on display there. It's it's quite sure.
But they cheering some of the things this pope did,
Like he drove a beat up car, He paid.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
His own bills.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
He wouldn't allow the Vatican to pay his bills. He
would be humble poope. Yeah, he wouldn't stay in the Vatican,
the papal residence. He stayed in a little he wanted
to be in a little mode apartment. The special time
of the year where he washed his feet. Apparently in
the past it was you washed cardinals feet people already
you could argue blessed right, And instead he washed the

(12:13):
feet of juvenile and female inmates, right, trying to be
as pope like as the paper Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
for sure, instead of living up on all the the
the riches that you could have. He's like, well, listen,
I'm just I'm just a popey guy trying to make
it in this world. I ain't nothing special stealing crosses.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
He came out against the gay He spoke out against
gay marriage, and in a very interesting way without alienating
all of the Catholics, he said that it shouldn't be
a punishment to be gay.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Is it a sin? Yes, but so is it is
also a sin to not be charitable towards others? Right, right, right,
It's not for me what you all do. What you
want to do.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Basically, yeah, in a nutshell, you can't commit a sin
because others are committing a sin, was basically what he
was saying. I mean, very inspirational dude, compared to the
one before that. For sure, against all he wasn't having orgies.
You know, I remember when we went down the rabbit hole,
how bad some popes were. Some of them back in

(13:23):
the day were horrible. But I always like, so, I
was thinking about that this morning. This is the second
pope in my lifetime to pass, and I think that
is bizarre. I think it's the third. You think so
well you had Pope John Paul the second. That's the
one that I was thinking of. Ope Francis, Yes, the
one that just passed, and then the really weird one
before him.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Did Benedict pass thought he got kicked out. He was like,
I'm a step side. Uh huhh.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
Never happens. But he died like two years ago. Okay, See, man,
I don't count that.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I don't I count that. Yes, he was a.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Pope, but he was like, I'm good or they got
rid of him, one of the two. But he wasn't
pope when he died. So that's kind of where my
mind's at on this one. But you know, uh so
Pope John Paul is second, I think, at least in
my opinion, and I don't know crap about Pope's or
the Catholic religion. What I thought, he's a pretty solid dude.
He had that good, nice, peaceful look about him. Seemed

(14:16):
like he helped a lot in the world. You know,
you're like that, Pope John Paul a second. He's a
good dude compared to Pope Ben a dick to the
eighteenth or whatever it was. You look at me like,
oh God, damn boogeyman.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, but what do
I know?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (14:35):
And the first pope from the Americas, not America, the America's.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Right, Peah, got you? Yeah, So that guy was Now.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
So now we'll go into like a week of morning, right,
and then they'll install the fireplace right with a special smoke, yes,
and then they'll start all that.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
So we'll find out here in the next couple of
weeks who the next I hope his book gonna be.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Yeah, the conclave is what they call it, right, Pick
one that's less creepy looking.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Don't go back to Benny. That's all I got say.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
I take once you get into that age group, I
don't see again. And I'm comparing all my pope them
to Pope John Paula Second. Pope John Paula Second did
not look creepy. He was old up there as well.
He didn't have that cripkeeper.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Look to him, you know.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
And for whatever reason, they're like, you know what, this
is going to be the face of our religion worldwide.
Let's get the ugliest mofo up there. Let's get the
creepiest guy on the poster and make people second guess
should ill or not.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I know you blind follow right.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
The longest conclave ever that it took him to figure
out who to be the next pope was two years
and eight months.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Wow, get this in.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
Twelve sixty eight, Well, there's a lot going on then, Yes,
twelve sixty eight was a year.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah. The price of gas the good old days, right,
the price of gas was Hey, I'm just saying.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
We say that when times are tough, you know, like, ah,
the good old days you could buy a house for
your daughter.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Right, a mere eight hundred years ago. That a big deal.
The column in front of the Vatican they tied people
to and whipped. We're just learning, man, that's it. Twelve
sixty eight when what they said was law and that
was it. That's it.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Oh my gosh, so funny modern times. It was four
days right, Tex says the pope is dead, So we're
all dead now. I feel pretty live, how about you?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I mean, my heart's still beating, that's true, but right,
I'm still alive. I'm sorry. I'm just saying, like, what's alive? Damn?
Am I doing what I want? That's a question only
you can answer. My Do I have autonomy? Right?

Speaker 6 (17:20):
I guess not until ten to one. Right after ten
to one, I get some of that autonomy back only
for about an hour and then yeah, until I get home.
Oh sorry, man, you want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 6 (17:40):
I'm talking like just in life in general, all of us.
But nobody had points. We're so stupid for not putting
this man on our death pool.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
For sure. We missed it to put hold on.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
We missed it to put a Stelle Parsons and Jean Shallatt, yeah,
and Barbara eden on right, well keep on.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Would none of them have had pneumonia? No, but they're
ninety nine, they're in their nineties. The Pope was only
eighty eight, so I mean he close.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
But on life support, Like yeah, yeah, give me just
about a week.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
But when you're looking at Jeane Shallatt, who's ninety nine
years old, or Dick van Dyk, who's almost a century,
you would.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Think that they would go before the pope. But apparently not.
H Nonetheless, nobody got points. I'm not worried.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
I was thinking earlier, like, statistically, the odds of making
it through a whole year without points, it's not it's
not impossible. But also I feel pretty confident somebody will
get points. Yeah, I think I've done it a couple
of times, gone the entire year without any point.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yes, but one of us going without? But oh you
talking about like none of us? Yes?

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Whatever, Yeah, twelve people in there, like there's a high probability.
Oh yeah, somebody's dying. Oh yeah, for sure to get points.
That looks like I'm just looking here. Twenty fifteen might
be the only year we didn't get points. Okay, twenty

(19:21):
fifteen slow year in the death department. So ten years
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Speaker 6 (20:49):
AMoD man hands officer a joint dere in a traffic stop.
So this comes down of Richland, Mississippi, where fIF eight
year old guy named Carl Demino was pulled over for
a simple traffic violation. When the officer gets there, he
smells the reefer in the car and old Carl admits

(21:09):
to smoking the pots and then hands the officer the joint.
Here you go, man, So none that gives probable cause
for the officer to search the vehicle. And that's that's
where things took a turn for the worse.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
For Old Carl.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
They found more than one hundred and twenty ecstasy pills,
more than three pounds of pure MDMA, about five pounds
of shrooms, twelve miles of pure LSD, nearly half a
pound a weed, and two digital scales. They went ahead
and took Old Carl in for trafficking. They say that
he's been arrested more than twenty times before and been

(21:45):
convicted of at least a dozen felonies and seven states.
The pictures show everything they got, and we've had conversations
before about the amount and whether it's trafficking or not.
What do you think, Oh, yeah, totally, he's totally trafficking.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, the man. The man has more choices than Walmart. Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
I mean one hundred and twenty ecstasy pills. All right,
you could maybe not trafficking, but definitely distribution. If it
was just that more than three pounds of pure MDMA, Okay,
maybe the same thing. Distribution, not so much trafficking. But
you had all that together with the five pounds of
rooms and twelve somebody was ready to party. Somebody is

(22:25):
going to a rave. The only thing I can think
is he was muling like he was moving from one
spot to another for somebody, Okay, because sometimes when I
leave in the morning to pick up the girls from
school whatever, I'm always like, damn it, I gotta go
back in.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Do you just keep all that in your car all
the time? I guess it would smell so badly, at
least just with the weed. It would smell bad in
there because I I don't think ecstasy has a scent
to it. Maybe it does. On there's got to be
thirty different containers or packaging. Oh yeah, I mean he's
got a lot of stuff. Oh yeah, fatly, Like I

(23:00):
have like a rubber made tote that you just keep
all that in and then just take your tote from
place to place. I mean maybe, but if you're you know,
selling out of your car, you don't want to have
to go to the trunk and get the tote right,
you know, you want to have it all right there
where you can grab it. Uh Man arrested for starting
fire after burning rubber sex toys. This man's been arrested

(23:21):
for arson for starting to fire on Staten Island, a
fire that seems to have been started for uh with
adults only toys. Harry not on my watch.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
Torres has been charged with two counts of arson for
the fire at this home on Staten Island that spread
to two neighbors houses and a couple of vehicles. The
file fire marshal says the thirty seven year old admitted
to starting two rubber sex toys on fire. They somehow
started the blaze. He also was charged with reckless endangerment
criminal mischief. No one was inside during those homes when

(23:54):
the fire was started, and the quote that he gave
to the fire marshal when he was there was I
started the fire. I was in the backyard of my house.
I lit two sex toys on fire. But why, exactly
why not just throw them in the trash? Are you
embarrassed think somebody's gonna be digging or when the trash

(24:16):
man come to take your stuff?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
They don't? You don't you don't want them to see
your dildos falling out. I mean, unless it was like, uh,
who is the CID from Toy Story?

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Right, You're like a thirty year old Sid right, feels
no Sid in the movie Toy Story was lighting the
fire and the toys on fire and shoot them in
the air.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, bad kid, you know, looting.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
He was a bad kid, right, and it's unless you're
something like that and you're like, guys love pyro. So
it was like, I'm gonna light this dildo on fire.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna light these dildos on fire, right right,
right right.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I wonder what happens if I set these on fire,
or maybe he found them they're his wives, and he's like, ha,
I can't satisfy you, then you can't have these, and
then wants to burn me. There's no right.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
Officers caught playing crime bingo while on duty. A yeah
comes out of Bozeman, Montana. Thirteen officers, including two sergeants,
were found who have been playing this crime bingo back
in January. It's exactly what you think it is. It's
a cord that has a very variety of crimes on

(25:28):
it or tasks or whatever.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
And I guess the first person, you know, get five
in er Owo wins. They didn't say what the prize was.
They played corners or diagonal over the plan.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
They didn't really specify, to be honest with you, but
it had different things on there on these cards, like
conducting a vehicle search or responding to certain types of
calls or I think I saw one on there. It
was like put a fire out before the fire department
gets there, you know, stupid stuff like it. Anyhow, so
this all got candle light the police chief and Bozeman

(26:01):
says that wall games did last twelve days. Our reviews
show that none of the twenty four cases during that
period were improperly influenced, So it's not like they were
just making stuff up to charge with people or you
know whatever, to get their hard on there. I feel you,
I feel I'm sure there might have been at least
a couple of them in there that was cheating or like, man,

(26:22):
I gotta I've got to search a vehicle and I'll win.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
This says arrest three. Like I'm looking at the Vigo card.
Arrest three people out of one car.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
If you're a competitive person and that's your last square, right,
I can see you being like, I'll rest and then
they'll work it out.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
It'll work itself out and figured out what's with this
bag of weed kids whatever.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
They said that, yeah, they weren't improperly influenced. Displaying actions
were taken against all those involved, and they say that
they are addressing the issue so it doesn't happen again,
one of them is foot percent for a restable offense.
I'm not sure why that's on there. Do sometimes do

(27:05):
they do foot pursuits for non arrestable offenses?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
You would think there's a If there's a foot pursuit involved,
you're you're going to be arrested regardless. Yeah, but hey, listen,
it's Bozeman, Montana. Maybe they do things differently up here.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
The only thing I will say in defense of this
is a job is a job is a job. You
got to make the best of it.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
I'm telling you I agree with that. The ethics on
this look a little smudged. But we have a Bengo card.
It's imaginary because we're lazy, right, but still we do
it to kind of be like ah wild. True, but
ours doesn't have somebody's life in their hands. You know,

(27:52):
somebody gets popped because you know, an officer wants to
play Bengal and wants to win a big screen TV
or whatever. You know, that person's life is changed forever. Now,
were there prizes, I don't know. I'm just we keep
the makeup stuff to try and sell the point. I'm
just saying, right to me, the idea that that happened.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
I just feel like it wasn't the biggest I'm gonna
shut up. Service dog bites ten year old's genitals mid flight.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Oh god.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
So, an American Airlines flight was forced to make an
emergency landing due to a service animal dog biting someone.
The plane was going from Ute Awe to Texas on Tuesday,
but was diverted to Colorado Springs when it was met
by an emergency cruise at the gate. A spokeswoman for
the Colorado Springs Fire Department says the victim was rushed
to the hospital. It's unclear whether the police FBI is involved,

(28:45):
because once the plane is in the air, it's now
a federal thing. Oh wow, on the ground, local air, federal.
Now I've done some follow up investigating for you, and
the FBI says this is a civil matter.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, it's not criminal, not criminal.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
It was a ten year old boy, a ten year
old who got bit in the genitals, and allegedly the dog.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Was step paw was stepped on. Okay, so just naturally
reacting the way a dog would if he, you know,
got stepped on.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Yes, except for one thing. According to the man, who's
was the owner of this service dog. He says his
dog was self trained, self.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Trained, so.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
He's not really a service dog. He's a support dog,
the emotional support dog. He says he trained his dog
to detect low blood sugar. Look, if you tell there's
no test to get the license or to get the certification, right,
not that I'm aware of.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
I know you can just order it from Amazon, right,
you didn't get the vest, yeah, And I am not
here to negate the beneficient the benefits of a service animal,
there are definitely some, but I think there's got to
be some commonalady of threshold. And from the common section
of these articles, it says that if your dog is
trained to be a service animal, it will not bite

(30:14):
in that manner, right.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Even if it's provoked, even if it's provoked, Okay, because
it's it's trained to be in those environments and those
things happening right right, right right. Whether that's true or not,
I have no idea. It's in the common section, but
that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Yeah, your dog shouldn't be attacking people even if a
child accidentally steps on its foot, because that happens, yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
And then bite them, right in the nuts oof Ow
the kid had to go to the hospital have surgery.
Ow forever scort Ow. You sue in the owner where
you listen. I may not get my money for the
hospital bills, but at least there's some kind of justice
that's done there.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
If if it's just a flesh wound like some stitches,
and it's good, No right, If you've altered my kid's
ability to have children.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
We're absolutely suing you for all the money you don't have.
Absolutely we'll never get a check.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
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Speaker 6 (31:48):
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Speaker 1 (31:55):
Six six three. Let's go ahead and do balls to
the wall. Sports.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Former NFL wide receiver Justin Blackman looks completely unrecobotizable in
a mug shot that surfaced over the weekend. Blackman was
a college standard Oakland was Stay before he was selected
to the Jackson Bill Jaguars with the fifth overall pick
in the twenty twenty twelve draft. After an impressive rookie

(32:31):
season which saw Hunt register sixty four catches, eight hundred
and fifty eight hundred and sixty five receiving yards, and
five touchdowns. The ex Cowboys star career was quickly derailed
by personal issues off the field, and it looks like
he was arrested over the weekend for public intoxication. Life
be life, man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Usually put on some weeks as people do when they're
not playing sports anymore. Yes, yeah, you don't have to
work out all the time.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Yeah, it's been a so I think the guy needs
some grace, but whatever. I know some people want to,
you know, go after him because of he got arrested
in all his problems.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
But it's like, man, I got.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Even debated even bring it up because people have he
doesn't play NFL anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
He's just a normal Joe like the rest of him. Yes,
trying to figure out life.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
Yeah, he can get in trouble if he wants. Moving
on to thunder made history. After blowing out the Grizzlies
one thirty one to eighty in Game one of their
first round series from Oklahoma City, I turned on the
game at like one thirty two o'clock.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Huh, and they weren't even playing their starters. I was like,
oh no, Like yeah, we got this one wrapped up.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
The victory was the largest Game one win in NBA
playoff history. Aaron Wiggins led the thunder and scoring with
twenty one points off the bench. Jim Rant and Marvin
bag Baguley tied for team hin and scoring with seventeen
points piece for Memphis. Game two of the best of
seven series is Tuesday night in Oklahoma City and the

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finalist for the NBA Awards season have been revealed. Three
time MVP Nicol is a finalist for the award once again,
alongside our very own ok C Shay Gillis, Alexander and
Milwaukee's Giannis are The three finalists for the Defensive Player
of the Year award include Golden State's Draymond Green, Cleveland's

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Evan Mobley, and Lena's Dyson Daniels At You Balls, the
Wall Sports and Corban and Na Good Morning, It's the

(34:52):
Big Man Morning Show tickets to give away to link
at Park.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
We're gonna do that.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Coming up as well as the VIP Smoking Guns tickets,
So you're gonna get two sets of tickets.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
We'll do that coming up at seven thirty. Good morning,
give me oh, good morning Corman. Hey man, if you
don't win those VIP tickets to Smoking Guns, which is
happening this Saturday at the Bok Center, you can simply
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Speaker 6 (35:21):
Congratulations to Dustin Hellard of Collinsville. Man, I would love
for all Dustin's to win to day.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh, that'd be fantastic. The likelihood of that happening two
in a row is crazy.

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(36:12):
and share best and worst of the weekend. Gimp, what's
the best and what's the worst. I'm gonna have to
say Saturday would be the best.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Saturday.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Did the uh uh Preacher Memorial Poker Run on Saturday,
even though it rained all frigain day long. We just
we took our cars and did the run anyway, And
it's a Preacher is a brother that passed away last year,
and he's a son of some good friends of mine
and so got together did a poke run, raised a
lot of money, had a great time. Uh So that

(36:44):
was the absolute best. Like I said, even though it rained,
it sucked. We couldn't get on our bikes, but still
had a good time regardless. Worst part of the week
and would be Friday, I guess, So Friday, I take
my girl and her boys to go watch the drill. Right,
it was a good It was a good, good game
for the most part. Family outing sort of yeah yeah,

(37:09):
and you know listen right behind home play. Couldn't ask
for better seats, right, It was awesome right there. I
was a sitting there watching the game. It's getting about
the fourth inning or whatever, and and lightening up in
the sky, and I rode my bike downtown right and
I'm like, you look at the weather, and there's this

(37:30):
massive storm rolling through. And I knew it was going
to start raining at like nine o'clock or so ten o'clock,
I think, is what the weather had said. That's when
you really got to worry about it. So it's like
eight thirty or whatever, and I see I see the
lightning in the sky, and I'm like, hey, do you
mind if we go ahead and just call it and

(37:52):
right now? That way I don't have to ride home
in a thunderstorm. Absolutely, let's go ahead and go. So
I walk her and the boys back to the car
and I'm going back to my bike.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I got it. I got a piss like none other.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Right, So I stop into Elgin Park, you know, go
use the bathroom, because there ain't nothing worse than being
on the road and you get trying to do to
peepee dance, especially on two wheels.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Right A. So uh, I go in there, use the bathroom,
come back out, fire up the bike, and I take off,
and everything's fine. Everything's fine until I get to about
eleventh on one sixty nine and then it starts sprinkling
little bit. Okay, not a big deal.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
I can handle this little bit of rain, right, It
wasn't no longer, and I said, I can handle this
flash boom. Couldn't see anything in front of me. I'm like,
holy crap, Well, I brought my gear with me just
in case, right, Why wasn't about to sit out there
on the side of the road and put all the
gear on. So I just popped my helmet on real
quick and then get back on down the road. Keep

(39:02):
in mind, I couldn't see nothing on this highway, so
I hurry up and I get off as quick as
get off.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
The highway as quick as humanly possible. Right, And I'll
be damned.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
As soon as I get off that highway. I'm right
there on like twenty first Street. As soon as I
get off that highway, it starts to lighten up a
little bit. I'm like, well, that's nice. I get home
and I am soaked from head to toe, right, pants, shoes, socks,
everything just completely whoozed. My shoes were wet all Friday,

(39:34):
all Saturday, I put them some bitches in the dryer
twice yesterday still wet, so I had to I had
to improvise and get my blow dryer out, you know,
the one that I used from my beard in the mornings.
And I had to just let us sit there and
run inside my shoes for I don't know thirty minutes

(39:56):
or more. And finally, yeah, I mean, I'm still a
little moist of the this morning. But for the most part,
it ain't awful bad, but boy got scary there for
a second, for sure. Best and worst of the weekend?
What's the best thing that happened this weekend? And the
worst thing that happened this weekend? BMMS and whatever that
is to the phone number eight two nine four five
You can call toll free at eight three three four
six o five six six three. Best and worst of

(40:18):
the weekend for me, I mean, best was for sure yesterday.
Though we had the crazy rain, we had an Easter
dinner with my mom and I made Ribbi steaks on
the grill on my Hasty Bake perfect steak.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
It was really windy, so.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
I had to move the grill around to the front
of the house and made homemade mac and cheese with
onion in it.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I had never done that before. That sounds delicious. It
was awesome. I should have brought you some. You should have.
I would have eaten it gladly, gladly eat your cheesy
onion e mac. It might be the cheesiest mac and
cheese I've ever made. Uh. So you used actual onions? Yeah?
Not okay, an onion powder mint stuff like shredded them
with the you know, cheese shredder. Yeah for it.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
Yeah, I didn't know. I was gonna turn out pretty good.
Lemon parmesan, asparagus on the grill, and two different desserts.
My mom made a cake and my wife made homemade
strawberry shortcake with homemade short bread.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
What kind of uh what kind of cake did your
mama make? Choco pound cake?

Speaker 7 (41:28):
Did?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Okay? I didn't know if there was, you know, carrot
cake and they're involved somewhere.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
No.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
No, we put some jelly beans on. It's good. It
was festive, but it was over just like a fantastic meal.
It was easily. It was awesome.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
Worst part of the weekend would have to be that,
because of the storms Friday and Saturday night, I probably
got less sleep each of those nights than I do
during the week because I was up with my kids and.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Taking them back to bed or laying in their bed
and not being out asleep in their bed, And right,
is that a normal thing for them when when the
storms come rolling? For the youngest, for sure, okay, yeah,
she's still in that. I don't think any of my
kids really had any issues like that with the rain,
but so long ago. Yeah, which I kind of look
at it like this, Does it suck? Yes? Is it annoying? Yes?

Speaker 6 (42:22):
But I'm gonna know them in adulthood a lot longer
than I am in childhood, So I'm trying to take
those moments for what they're worse for sure. Best and
worst of the weekend? What's the best thing that happened
this weekend? And the worst thing that happened this weekend?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Best? Got full of food? Worst had a drug test today?
Oh oh, what do you eating poppy seed muffins? I mean, also,
what do you do?

Speaker 7 (42:46):
Right?

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Like they also added the eye roll emoji. Right, it
sounds like you knew it could happen, right. Best of
the weekend raising over eight thousand dollars for local vets
despite the weather. Worst part of the weekend. Drinking and
poor choice of words has put a huge hurdle in
my friendship that may or may not be reconcilable. A

(43:07):
couple questions I have with that text. Why do you
have to raise money for local veterinarians? I think it's veterans, Oh,
veterans could be listen. You know, times are tough, and
if veterinarians have to buy their own supplies, then I
mean no, that that tracks better than where I was like,
because you say where you do, I'm taking my dog
to the vet right, And so I was like, why

(43:28):
are you raising supplies? They're supposed to be for profit
businesses unless it's like SPCA or something like that, you know,
pause and clause. But veterans feels like a far more
fair thing to be raising money for that good for
you and you can still take your sick animal to
a veteran they might appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Very resourceful.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
And then also I'd love to know what you said
to your friend, Yeah, what happened? Because usually drinking creates
honesty because you're not able to filter shutting your mouth exactly.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
So I'm curious to what you said. Was it a guy,
was it a girl right may or may not be reconcilable.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Best my band had a great weekend playing at CJ.
Maloney's Friday Night and the Cimarron Saturday Night. Great crowds
both nights. Worst was leaving the Cimarron after I loaded
all my gear out turn left a memorial and hit
the little hidden center median blew out my tire, so
I didn't get.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Home till four thirty. I think I know what happened there.
I do. I know the spot. I know the spot
right there. I don't know that that meaning is very hidden. No,
it's not.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
How fast were you going to blow your tire out?
Because I mean just a little donk ain't gonna blow
it out? Was you peeling out of the parking lot?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Is that what it is? Best?

Speaker 6 (44:50):
Got to take my kids to see my mom. That's awesome. Worst,
my mother in law passed away.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Is that the same? Is it the same mom? I
hope not. I mean one says mom, the other one
says mother in law. It could be right, I don't
think it is, though.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
In all honestly, I'm glad they're not the same thing,
because it sounded like they were the same thing, Like, hey,
I took them to see my mom.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Also, she died while we were there. But at least
you got to see the kids one last time, right right?
And do you have to go travel to see mother
in law? Now?

Speaker 6 (45:26):
Okay, I don't. I was gonna save this and maybe
I'll just briefly hit this an argument being made for
us living in the matrix, Okay, And I'm gonna leave
it at this. We don't see new cemeteries being built.

(45:48):
We've got tickets to see Lincoln Park and VIP tickets
to smoking Guns.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
Toll free eight three three four six oh five, six
sixty three is the phone number. Let's play a game.
Tickets to Lincoln Park club seats. Actually that show is
Monday at the Bok Center. And VIP tickets to Smoking

(46:30):
Guns ten that's.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Saturday at the Bok Center.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
All I gotta do is play this little game we
like to play called note off.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Sure, ok it right, note note off, Note you, note yourself,
Note you.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
One second, I'm sorry, one note from a famous song.
You guess it correctly. You're getting tickets to not just
Lincoln Park but also for smoking guns, which WHI is
a mma? Boxing event between firefighters and police officers, all
to raise money for the Special Olympics of Oklahoma and
the Firefighters Burn Camp. It's an awesome fun event that's
happening at the Bok Center on Saturday. You gotta win

(47:15):
nine one, eight, four, six, oh kmod. Let's go to
the phone and get our first contestant. Good morning, you're
on the air.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
What is your name?

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeh, Jeff? How are you today? I'm going well. How
about you, good, Jeff.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Two pairs of tickets are up for grabs, one pairs
to see Lincoln Park, the other pairs for smoking guns.
That's Saturday over at the Bok Center. One note from
a famous song, Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yeh? Here it is. I'll play it again. It's kind
of hard to hear here it is. Yeah, man, d
I couldn't tell you take a guest, man, you could
win play one of the time.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
Please.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I had no clue.

Speaker 7 (48:09):
Man.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
All right, buddy, you have a good day, see you later.
It behooves you to have a guest ready. Try anything
you never know. Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
What is your name? Brandy? Randy? How are you today? No,
it's Brandy, Brandy.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
I apologize, Brandy. Here is your clue. If you get
it correct, you're getting tickets to Lincoln Park and for
smoking guns. It's one note from a famous song. Let
me play it again.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
What do you think in the end? In the end,
in the end, that is incorrect. Good guess though. Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name Clayton? How
are you Clayton? Good? Here is your clue? What song

(49:03):
is it? Black Parade?

Speaker 6 (49:06):
Black Parade? I love a good mcr. That is incorrect,
See you later. Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
What is your name? DJ? DJ? How are you today?

Speaker 4 (49:20):
I'm good?

Speaker 8 (49:20):
How are you good?

Speaker 6 (49:21):
This is for a pair of tickets to see Lincoln
Park and tickets for smoking guns.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Here is the one note. What my finger stuck? So
she said, what song do you think that is? I
think it's bring Me to Life of an essence?

Speaker 6 (49:38):
It is congratulations, Holy you're getting in club seats to
say Lincoln Park Monday at the Bok Center and VIP
tickets to sit with us ringside at smoking Guns on
Saturday at the Bok centerl Coolio.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Indeed, hang on the line, so gimp you can get
your info.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Okay, all right, I did not watch Last of Us
last night, obviously, but I did watch the first week,
the first episode. Now, my nieces, who I text with
every once in a while, they text me last night,
well knowing I was asleep.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
They were so excited about it, right, right, so it
must be really good.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Yeah, if anything that plays off of the last episode, Yeah,
I should be.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I gotta be honest, I was bored with that episode. Yeah,
I'm You're not wrong. I did not find it good.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
I didn't like how far ahead they jumped without connecting
the dots.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Years years ahead. Yeah, it's like five years or some
jide like that. I think that's what it said.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
I was, well, to be honest, quite disappointed. Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
It only had that one kind of interesting scene when
she goes into the to the abandoned grocery store and
finds that that whatever the hell they call them, you know, clicker, Yes,
that's all smart and hunting now, and they had to
go back and explain to them what was going on.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It was very for being the very first episode of
the new season.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
I don't find character jumps without explanation good TV, right,
and her character has jumped to somebody we don't.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Even recognize Oh yeah, she's gone through puberty. But no,
I mean like her traits and her characteristics. Okay, we're like,
how this who's this compared to how we left her?
Right right?

Speaker 6 (51:31):
And I felt like you got to have some explanation
or include the backstory in the episode. Why do I
got to wait to episode four to get the backstory right?

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Right?

Speaker 6 (51:40):
So I was just I know what, I know what's
happening because of the game, but I'm like that I
don't like even my wife like, I don't understand what's happening.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
It was pretty rough. Maybe there was a review and
they're like, listen, we gotta change some things to LA.
So you're just not reaching people the way that it should.
So how about what do this what they call us
focus groups?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Sure? Right, yeah I could. I guess I could see that.
I don't know, but I was really bummed about it
to the point where I'll try. I'll give it another chance.
Yeah you should. In fact, my niece's text me gives
me high hope. Yeah, yeah, give it at least this
episode the next one and if I get it, if
if you're still not grabbing you by the go gos

(52:24):
let her go. Oh yeah, I'm still gonna watch it anyway,
just because I'm weird, like uh right, stubborn. I believe
it is the word you're looking for.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Tilsa's Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault
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Speaker 1 (52:52):
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Speaker 1 (53:14):
Has in his four x four.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
Well hope, But it says here that Pope Francis is
the first to use new funeral rites. The PONCTU approved
new funeral guidelines for Pope's last year, and his body
will be moved to a chapel right away and placed
in a coffin immediately. Francis will be the first Pope
buried outside the Vatican in a century. Instead old Frank

(53:40):
will be interred at Saint Mary Major, one of the
oldest churches in Rome, and one he would visit for
prayer before trips abroad. So that's cool. Huh Sure, I
guess what else we got here? Three more states report masols. Louisiana, Virginia,
and Missouri reported cases over the weekend, all linked to

(54:03):
international travel. There are now twenty seven states with confirmed measles,
with some eight hundred cases reported in total. Most of
those are in Texas, where the outbreak has cleaned two lives.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Blah blah, be careful, Okay, I'm cool. Measles are bad. Clue, hey,
more bad stuff. That's what the news is about.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Too.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Dead from mad cow like brain disease.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
A fatal, rare brain disorder similar to mad cow disease,
has killed two people in Oregon.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
The deaths were.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Confirmed by the Hood River County Health Department on April fourteenth.
Health officials say in the last eight months, there has
been one confirmed case and two possible cases of the
illness Kurtzilziokov disease. Sure out of the three cases to
have died, I want to know what it's like. What

(54:58):
is it like to have that have bad cow disease. Yeah,
I imagine you just walk around pissed off, moving all
the time.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I don't know, I mean, I just know what the
videos show, like the horse unable to walk right, right right,
and the cows are just kind of disoriented, not really
knowing what to do. But yeah, they ain't talking to
tell us how it is.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
Mental deterioration okay, and voluntary muscle jerks difficulty with coordination okay.
Early symptoms are memory loss, behavioral changes, visual disturbances. Later
stages involved dementia, blindness, and weakness.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Wow, okay, so stay away from the angry cows. Angry
cows are bad. Okay.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
Hey, lastly, here, sooner Safe is offering storm shelter rebates
for twenty twenty four storm victims. Sooner Safe is a
program by the Oklahoma Department of Emergency Management where eligible
homeowners can apply for rebates when installing a safe room
or storm shelter on the property. Sooner Safe will reimburse
homeowners up to seventy five percent of the cost, or

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a maximum of three thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Listen to this.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
The Cincinnati Reds had a memorable easter Sunday. They hopped
around the bases like bunnies looking for Easter eggs. They
played the Orioles at Camden Yards, the final score.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Twenty four to two. Oh damn. They did not let
up at all, did they.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
The Red Stalli twenty four runs, the most runs scored
in a Major League Baseball game this season, and the
most in the Majors since last June, when the Dodgers
hung twenty five. Austin Wins had six hit, six hits,
one home run, six RBIs, Novi Marte had a five hits,

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a grand slam, and seven RBIs. Those two batters, the
eight number nine in the order went combined eleven for fourteen,
with two home runs and thirteen RBIs.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Austin Hayes also had four hits.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
Led De la Cruz added an unreal catch and another
home run, and by the game's end, Cincinnati had scored
the most runs in the franchise had seen.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
In one hundred and fourteen years.

Speaker 6 (57:41):
Wow, back all the way to nineteen eleven, where twenty
six was the number.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Wow impressive, right, good for them?

Speaker 6 (57:53):
Yes, The Oklahoma women's gymnastics team claiming the program's seventh
national championship Saturday inside the Dicki's Arena. The Sooners claimed
the twenty twenty five national title over UCLA, Missouri and
Utah Saturday, mark the sooners eleventh trip in the last
twelve years to the team finals. This is Oklahoma's third

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title in the last four years and sixth in the
last ten years, and they're now tied with UCLA for
the third most national titles in NCED double A history.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Absolutely impressive.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Yes, Steph Curry led the Golden State Warriors to a
ninety five to eighty five win over the Houston Rockets
in Game one for their first round series in this
space city. Curry scored a game high thirty one points
as the seventh seed Warriors pulled off an upset victory
over the second seed Rockets. Jimmy Butler the third the

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third chip in twenty five to help Golden State take
a one to zero series lead.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
The win gave Steve car his.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
One hundredth career playoff win and has now moved into
six on the all time playoff coaching win list. Alprin
Shingoon placed Okay, I'll take your word for it, paced
Houston with twenty six points in the losing effort. Game
two will be played in Houston on Wednesday. The Cavaliers

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blew out the Heat won twenty one to one hundred
in Game one of their Eastern Conference first round series
from Cleveland. Donovan Mitchell led the scores with thirty points,
while Ty Jerome exploded for twenty eight off the bench.
Bam Abio netted twenty four points for Miami, which we'll
try to avoid an h and two hole in the

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best of seven series from Cleveland Wednesday night. The Celtics
started the defense run with a one to three to
eighty six win over the Magic in Game one of
their best of seven first round series from Boston. Derek
White led the in scoring with thirty points after hitting
seven of his twelve three point attempts. Polo Bancho led

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all scores with thirty six points for Orlando. The Magic
will look to even their series at a game a
piece when they visit the Celtics for Game two on
Wednesday night. The Celtics are avoiding major injury star far
Jason Tatum said X rays on his right wrist were
clean after he suffered a hard fall during Boston's Game

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one victory over the Magic. Tatum collided mid air with
Contavious Caldwell Pope and Windell Carter Junior in the fourth
quarter of Sunday's game. Caudwell Pope was originally assessed a
personal foul before a review determined it was a flagrant foul.
Can if I'm Jason Tatum, can we change it to
hard fall?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Can we get away from hard? He like, a fall
doesn't sound like bad? Right? Collision that sounds a lot
better a wreck. H.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
I don't know about wreck. Crash that's about the same
as reck. Collision kind of hits it. Fall though, bouncing
off the floor. Okay, yeah, really kfoffling with another human.
I'm just saying, like a fall is like what you say,
your kid, your key fell. It feels a little yeah,

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I fell.

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
And finally, a football player at Missouri State University is dead.
The school announced twenty one year old Toddrick McGee died
early Saturday from injuries suffered at his local residence. Police
say the Springfield News Leader that they responded to calls
for a wellness check on McGhee and found him with
a possible accidental self inflicted gunshot wound.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Oh no.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
An investigation into his death is ongoing. Missouri State's director
athletics says the tragedy has shook the football team to
their core and they're all mourning the loss. McGhee was
the already in safety in both twenty twenty three and
twenty twenty four seasons, although the latter was cut short
after he suffered.

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And Jade is with us. Hey, Jade, how are you?

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Good morning, Jade is talking to us all the way
from Australia. Let me see if I know my time correctly?
Is it six Nope? Is it six pm?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
There? What time is it there?

Speaker 7 (01:03:21):
Oh, you're so wrong. It's it's actually nine pm.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Ah, nine o'clock and I staying up late? Just time?

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
And how when did you move to Australia.

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
Yeah, I've actually moved here back in October, very recently.
I got to enjoy the summer months while y'all were
getting snowed in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
And what now? What caused you to move there?

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Well, I've met Australian, a very cute one, if I
you know, do say so?

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
Myself always works that way, like, ah, let's go to
the other side of the planet for another person.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
And how did you meet this individual?

Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
Actually? I met him at w Ocklahoma. Yeah, just he
was on holiday and I met him, got to know him.
We stayed in contact, and I mean, I guess so
this is kind of history.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
This is the wildest thing. How you have only been
there since October? Yeah, you already have dialect.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Yeah, it took a long time, but I had to
convince I'll starty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
To do so, yeah, like you already, you already pitch
up at the end of your sentences. Question, your a's
are really flat.

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
It's that is fascinating how you've already picked that up
and you've only been there since October no other time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
It's I was here a couple of months last year,
but you just kind of adapt to your surroundings and
you pick up on a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
It's really cool. I think that's awesome. All right, So
who asked? Did he ask, like, hey, move to Australia
or was it your idea?

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
I yeah, I don't know. It was kind of a
mix of the two of us. To be honest, I
was ready for a new change. I wanted to explore,
go see any any country outside of the US. I
love my country, but you know, to explore is so good.
So it's kind of a mutual decision. He's got the
better job.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
So I was like, sure, let's go makes sense. Yeah,
why not have him move to Oklahoma. I don't know
what he does for work or whatever, but I'm sure
Australia is a little bit more exciting than here.

Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
He could have moved here. He can he works for
the mines. He's a he's a fitter's on the mines
iron Ore. So he's been there almost fifteen years now,
so he's just he's cruising, he's got time off, he's got,
you know, all the benefits after being there for so long.
So it's just easier for us to live here until

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we figure life out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
You said you met at Rockklahoma.

Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
Tell me about the moment where you guys interacted that, Like,
tell me about how that started.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I'm curious.

Speaker 7 (01:06:13):
Oh, this is honestly hilarious. So we have a camp
and a wonderful group of friends and we're hanging out, drinking,
you know, all the other things that go on on Oklahoma.
And everyone starts introducing me to Chris and he's Australian

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and oh my god, Jay, you would love him. He's
so he's so cute, yadayada. And I felt bad for
this guy. Honestly, everyone was just twenty questioning him. I'm like, oh,
this poor guy, Like, obviously it gets old. Where are
you from? How many tattoos do you have? YadA, YadA, YadA.
And I ended up turning into more of a comfort

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space for him. I didn't didn't push any questions. It
was just a natural, flowing conversation that we shared and
other than you know, just genuine banter. He felt like
a connection, and I mean I did too, but I
just ignored it because at the time I wasn't ready

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for a relationship. But you know, I ended up being
a safe spot for him. I wasn't twenty questioning him,
and it just like I said, it just kind of
just came.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
To natural, right, Instead of like, oh your acts and
oh this, he felt comfort knowing that you were chill.

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
Yeah. Yeah. I didn't bother the poor guy because every
five seconds a new pretty woman was like, oh my.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
God, heave m.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Why was he there? Did he come from Australia just
to go to Oklahoma?

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
Not exactly. Roklahoma was a fluke on his list. So
the year prior him and his best friend Chenny came
to America to tour concerts. They went to Louder than Life,
Bourbon and Beyond somewhere else. I don't know, I don't

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keep up with it, but well, Chenny actually went to
an OU game and got arrested and there was some
kind of mishap with the payment, and Chris had to
go back to Oklahoma to pick up the check. So
he found himself in Malahoma at that time that Roklahoma

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was going on, and he got some tickets and showed up.
It was a day before he flew in or a
day after he flew in Dallas, Rockahoma was going on,
So it was really just a fluke that he was
in the area at the right time.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
That is fantastic the number of events that have to happen,
and maybe not the best way for him to be
there for and then for you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Guys to interact. Wow, that is wild to think about.

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
It's definitely something I couldn't I couldn't change it even
if I wanted to. It just the stars aligned in
my favor.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
I guess no, I mean you could.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
You could argue that if you did, if all that
had to be replayed, one misstep could misalign you guys
connecting exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
So when he asked you, hey, moved Australia with me,
were you instantly like, yes, let's do it. Was there
any kind of like hesitation there because you're leaving a
life quite the life behind you here?

Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
Uh? You know, honestly, I didn't. I don't care. You know,
you only have one life, and you got to You
have to live it. You just have to. I wasn't
in a good headspace mentally, so I was just like,
if it, I'm going, I have nothing better to do.
I have no of course I have family, but I

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don't have a family of my own, right.

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
I don't blame you take that meeting, take that chance,
because there's an age where that starts feeling ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
So good for you for taking that chance. I picked
up like a twenty something and moved to San Francisco
for a girl. And there was a moment where I
was standing on the street corner waiting to cross the street.
All the possessions I had were inside my Honda Civic.
The keys fell out of my hand, dropped into the drain,
gone forever, And that was the moment I realized there's

(01:10:34):
nobody to help me. I'm by myself.

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
I mean, I had the girl I was seeing, but
I don't know anybody here, And now all my possessions
are locked in a car and the keys are draining
into the City of San Francisco sewer system. Have you
had that moment yet where you realized you weren't at
home anymore? Not that it was a bad feeling, but
just more of like, whoa, this isn't Kansas anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
Honestly know, I can't say that I have I have
an amazing new family. My in laws are just stunning
and they have supported me every single step. Of course,
I've I've felt alone, not having friends or or you know,
having to stay up late to make early morning phone

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calls or waking up early to make late phone calls.
I can't say that i've I haven't been a little
out of place. But for the most part, it's been
an easy transition.

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
I'd like to think that's great, that's fantastic news. What
about the differences between Australia and Oklahoma.

Speaker 7 (01:11:48):
There's a lot, but then there's a lot that are
very similar. Obviously they talk different down here, they talk
a lot faster, and they agreed the things. We're coastal,
so very beach, very chill vibes. It's very much a

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slow place, just like Oklahoma. It's very slow, you know,
not a big city. I can't I can't really pinpoint
a whole lot of differences specifically because everyone, I mean,
we're all human. There's a lot of there's a lot

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of foreign traffic that comes here. We're very much a
big hot spot for tourists, so I get to see
all walks of life from all over the world, and
I think that's really cool.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
It says here all right, I should say my envision
of Australia is as really big bugs and also kangaroos.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Is that accurate?

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
Oh, definitely, there's there's definitely a lot of ruds. They're
more like the equivalent of deer to y'all. I guess
they are dust still dawned. They run out in front
of your cars, just like every deer does. They're just

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more of a nuisance, but they're really cute.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Have you seen a quality? Have you seen a quality? Yet?

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
Only at the zoo. Kualas live on the East coast
of Australia. I'm on the West coast.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Okay, okay, because I hear what ones look really horrifying.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
I don't want to see that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Tell me about magpie attacks.

Speaker 7 (01:13:44):
Oh those are so I absolutely love magpies. So you
think of a crow, it's just solid black, my standard
sized crow. It's the same family. A magpie is the
same family, but they have like white patches and after

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like breeding season, they may they lay their eggs. They
will actually come in and swoop you. It's called swooping,
so you'll get attacked by the birds and they'll come
straight for your face and try to peck out your eyeballs.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
You said you love it. That sounds horrible.

Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
I know it sounds horrible, but we actually have a
backpie nest in our front yard and we made friends
with the magnus. So I feed them and now they're
just they're cool. They trust me. I'm a safe spot
for them, and they don't attack me.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
It says here that the way they handle drinking or
consumption of alcohol is a little different, even with drinking
and driving.

Speaker 9 (01:14:51):
Yeah, yeah, so.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Just honestly, I haven't had to deal with it too much.
But when I first landed in Western Australia, my husband
got in his car, he loaded up the bags, YadA YadA.
We're cruising down the highway and he's like, oh, we
got to stop. And it's like any other traffic stuff,

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but they pull over every single vehicle. They search every
vehicle with dogs, and they breath a lot seat and
it's like it's it's for hours at a time, and
I'm thinking, I'm like, this guy has drugs in his car, like,
we're screwed. Something's going on and this man didn't tell me. Luckily,

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Doug didn't find anything. He found the empty packet of
deep jerky that we had. That was good. But apparently
that's a regular thing. And they can just pop up
at any time, anywhere and bust you. But they don't.
They don't give you like a ticket. I mean, you'll

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get a ticket, you'll get a fine, but they don't
send you to jail. Nine times out of ten, they'll
tell you to drive home safely, have a follow car,
or they'll take you home themselves. So that's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Yeah, that feels like a good idea. And I need
to remind you were on the radio.

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
I've had to hit dump a couple of times with you,
So make sure make sure you're holding on to that
F word a little longer. Tell me about eating there.
It says McDonald's is actually healthier there. Tell me about
the food rating system and what you see that makes
McDonald's healthier there.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
Well, I can't say it's healthier. It's obviously not that great.
It's fast food, still fried, still gross.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
But they have.

Speaker 8 (01:16:47):
You know, the.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
They have.

Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
Oh shoot, they have health ratings, and they have to
come up with certain standards to be able to sell
it regardless of the company anything in between maccas, which
is McDonald's. We it's actually it's quite good and you
can taste the difference. I hadn't eate McDonald's in years

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in America, and then I was like, oh, I got
to try it, and I was like, oh, this is
actually quite nice. I would eat it more. I don't,
but I would. But on a lot of the produce
that you just buy at the shops, they have a
little five star rating indicating if it's healthy or unhealthy,

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one obviously being unhealthy, five being on the healthier side.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
So that makes it a little easier to discern what
you should eat, maybe what you should need.

Speaker 7 (01:17:46):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's quite neat. I didn't understand it.
I still wanted to buy Tim TAM's and eat all
the junk food.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
Have you what's your Have you come across local food
there that you'd never had before that you you seem
to like, there's.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
A good variety of food here. And I can't say
it's it's any different than America. We're still very cultured.
They obviously have a few name like Australian names like
Tim TAM's. You don't get Tim tam cookies very much
in the States. They're not on the shelves or anything.

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I'm sure you can. They are getting very popular. But
you see him everywhere here. But when it comes to food,
everything's it's quite it's every it's everything. We have a
very good variety of food that I mean, you can
get in America.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
So you're not missing like doctor Pepper or anything like that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
Mmmm. That is one thing I do miss is Doctor Pepper.
But I did find a one gas station that sells
it and it's the real Doctor Pepper, not some.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Crap.

Speaker 7 (01:19:00):
Okay they sell in the UK.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
What is the most.

Speaker 6 (01:19:08):
Hosier type of moment Hosier yell moment you've had in
Australia where you saw it and you were like felt like, ah,
like an amazing moment.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
Well, shoot, everything everything is quite beautiful here, and it's
it seems to be untouched, even though I know it's not.
It's not. But actually, just Saturday, this is my first
real experience with the Ruse. I seen them just a
whole flock across the road in front of me. Had
to slam on the brakes. But I was just like,

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this is straight out of a movie. But I honestly
haven't really seen anything.

Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
That's just like, oh my gosh, I got a text
here says I ask your what her favorite flavor of
Tim Tam is and if she's had musk flav favored Lifesavers?
Musk flavored Lifesavers?

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Have you had those?

Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
It sounds disgousting, It sounds disgusting. What about what about
Tim Tam timm and.

Speaker 7 (01:20:12):
Tam Tam caramel Tim TAM's dipped in my coffee is
a ten out of ten?

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
O Gay, Well, listen, it's been awesome talking to you.
Congratulations on the happiness you found down there, and uh,
it's cool to just get to talk to somebody that
lived here and was like, hey, I went to Australia
and maybe that makes someone feel like they can also
spread their wings out as well. So good for you, Jade,
and thank you for taking the time to talk to us.

Speaker 7 (01:20:40):
Yeah, of course, thank you. I hope to see you
guys agur some time.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
I would love that if I ever make it there
and take the what is it fourteen hours?

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
How long?

Speaker 7 (01:20:49):
It's about seventeen it's a long trip. Yeah, it's a
long trip.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Just getting to California feels like a long trip. And
then you've got to go and there what twelve from
California or whatever you took off from in America.

Speaker 7 (01:21:05):
Yeah, I left out of Dallas, so there's a Dallas
direct flight to Melbourne. So don't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:21:13):
Yeah, it's not easy, it's not all right, girl, Thank
you so much. We appreciate the time. Hey, cheers, guys,
good night, bestI look all right, see you later. That's
wild Man. All right, I'm totally do in a second
with my current wife.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
I mean chasing nobody, right, go just go and visit,
or like, get up and move I get up and
move right. If my wife was like, hey, they want
to move me to blah blah blah, I mean like, okay, done,
let's go. Let's see. Let's see what that's like.

Speaker 6 (01:21:38):
We've been in Oklahoma long enough. Yeah, we're going to
Uzbekistan by nature of what she does, that's not out
of the realm of possibility. Right, all right, we got
to take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
We'll be back.

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Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
I just saw that Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is doing
a smoky okay barbecue flavor. Okay, putting that smoky barbecue
flavor inside their powdered cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
I don't know why they don't do more favor. Yeah, absolutely, I.

Speaker 6 (01:23:05):
Mean listen, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese has been the same
kind Dann Kraft Macaroni and Cheese for century, well however
long they've been around. When they added the shells and
cheese version with the foil package of cheese, that that
they they introduced a new way.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
To do mac and cheese. Yes, but that is not craft,
that's Velveta brand. Now they have a craft, a craft brand.

Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
I have never seen. It doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
When I think Kraft, I think the Blue Box, and
it's always the same stuff. I actually, you know, if
I do macaroni and cheese, I'm not getting I used
to be the Blue Box guy all the time, but
I tried different things. Like I've had the flaming hot
Cheetos before.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Not good. The the Velveta shells with the cheesy liquid
pouch is the way to go if you don't make
it homemade.

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
The it's called Craft Deluxe, this original which is the
og that speaking of. But they do the Deluxe and
they do different character shell characters. But to me, it's
got to be like flavor Man.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Okay, yeah, so smoky barbecue, Hallepano and Ranch. I can
get behind the smoky barbecue and the halopano ranch when
it comes to anything that's not actual ranch doesn't taste
like ranch.

Speaker 6 (01:24:31):
Yeah, I'm kind of disappointed in that one. Then they
do white cheddar and stuff. We eat a lot of
zoodles if you know what those are. It's like it's
like Craft, but it's a different brand. It's got like
protein and stuff in it. But they do parmesan. Okay,
they do uh hatch chili okay uh And they do
a couple other ones and they're pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
They're fine. Yeah, we need to expand on this macaroni
and cheese jibe because it's just been the same forever.
Different styles of noodles, different kinds of cheese, but for
the most part, that's that. Yeah, deluxe is the way
to go.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
Man, original cheddar for cheese, right, Southern home style, right,
creamy alfredo, right, white cheddar with garlic and herbs.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Okay, see, I could get down on that white cheddar
with cracked black peppercorns. Okay, Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 6 (01:25:30):
Somebody thought one day, You're like, you know what this is.
This is a boying, this is a boring. We need
to do something to spice up our mac and cheese life.
How about some barmeers on and some garlic.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
What do you think that?

Speaker 7 (01:25:43):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
What do you think the best boxed mac and cheese
is out there? Man? I tell you I'm gonna stick
by the Velveta.

Speaker 6 (01:25:56):
Something about that creamy goodness and those shells is where
it's at. I've had all kinds of different, different types
and brands, but I think.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
That's the best. It's the easiest to make.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
It doesn't involve anything, you know, with the like with
the Craft shells and cheet or macaroni and cheese. You
gotta put in your water, butter and then a SPLUSI
of milk, But don't butt in too much milk because
it just it ruins everythings it out too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it seems like there's just a lot it's more complicated
than what it really needs to be.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
And at least with the Velveta brand shells and cheese,
you boil.

Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
Them up, you drain them, and then you put it
back in the pot and then you just cut the
tip off, you know, and then squeeze all that liquid
gold into your ee and then just makes it around.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
There's no butter, there's no milk, there's no nothing. Right,
they've dumbed it down dramatically. Yes, makes it a lot easier.
I'm talking best boxed mac and cheese with the powder.
With the powder. Yeah, I'll just give you this list top.
We'll see if you agree.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
Number five it's some brand I've never heard of, called
President's Choice, Okay, and then number four is Craft. I'm
surprised that's at number four. I would have thought it
been number one. Number three, great value really.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Overcraft over the one. If it wasn't for Craft, you
wouldn't be here right now. Great value, get out of town.
I don't believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:26):
Whoever made that list is poor. Number two Cheetos, Ah, okay,
I've had those. I've had the Flaming Hot, I've had
the Hall of Penny flavored ones.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
It's all right.

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
And then number one on this list is Annie's. If
you know the it's got thet Buddy Rabbit on it.
I know what you're talking about, and I've seen it
on the shelf, never gotten it before.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
I believe it kind of scares me, I believe you.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Because the great values like ninety even cents, and the
anties is three dollars ninety nine cents.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
It seems like a lot for boxed macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
What the hell is Annie doing that is so special
that makes me have to pay four times as much
than I would a regular box and macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Oh I love when we do cheap food solutions.

Speaker 6 (01:28:19):
Somebody's saying, get the get two boxes of Craft Deluxe
ground beef and then mix all that all together. Oh yeah,
I mean it's like a Hamburger helper sort of thing.
But that's that's perfect right there. You get your protein.
You know you've got, you got your pasta. It's very filling.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Yeah, someone good for you.

Speaker 6 (01:28:38):
We do We'll make the shells and cheese and then
we do chicken nuggets in the air fryer. Put those
on top with corn like a CAFC bowl. Never thought
about adding a vegetable bum out to my macaroni and cheese.
But okay, CAFC ball man, I guess you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Can also do with mashed potatoes, can do air fryer.
Seems like a lot of stars, A little yeah. Great.
Value is actually the amount of alcohol. And we don't
give me this. It's a lot of starch.

Speaker 6 (01:29:07):
What when you're eating potatoes and pasta, Hey, calm down,
Schwartz and Agger.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
I don't think you have anything to worry about. I
got too many cobs.

Speaker 6 (01:29:17):
Wow, dude, Belvy shells all day Number one Morning show.
Hell yeah, what did Corbin add to his baked mac
to spice it up?

Speaker 7 (01:29:26):
So?

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
I found there's a recipe I found online. There's this
guy that does really funny recipes and it looked delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
But the only thing.

Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
That's because there's so many variations. They he crunched up
cheese its and put it on top, okay, and instead
and not.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Just cheese, it's then he put more shredded cheese on top,
so it created this really crazy cheesy texture on top
of it, cheesy, crunchy. Yeah, Okay, I guess I could
reshare it. It's there's no gate keeping it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
I just don't like giving people endorsements because that's how
I get paid, right exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
So that's the fun thing about macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
You can add all kinds of stuff to it, man,
and it's not going to be bad. Find me something
that probably wouldn't go well. Chocolate syrup.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
I don't know. I think that might work out fine.

Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
My wife and I came to a conclusion that there's
two different types of mac and cheese. There's savory mac
and cheese, and then there's cozy mac and cheese. Okay,
So savory is just gonna have a like a flavor bomb, right.
Cozy's gonna feel like a warm blanket, okay. And the
difference is one has got a heavy nutmeg type of

(01:30:42):
allspice type of flavor profile and the other one's gonna
have like mustard and a tang and who's your sister?

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Sauce and onion and stuff like that. See.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
I have never once thought about dressing up seasoning up
the macaroni and cheese, absolutely nutting eg. Never would think
about it in a million years. It's macaroni and cheese.
I might put some francs on it, sure, which is good.
I mean it's a little hot sauce. Sure, a little
kick or whatever, a little bite to the flavor. Listen,
you want to blow your mind? Leftover mac and cheese

(01:31:16):
from anywhere next day, running egg on top of that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Shoot, shoot, I'd do that for dinner. Oh yeah night.
Yeah no, we won all the worst. Right, it's completely fine.

Speaker 6 (01:31:28):
Uh two boxes of shells and cheese, one pound of
Blue and Gold sausage.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Uh. Oh, listen, I know there was a time when
blue and gold was the was the status quo. Right,
it was the blue and Gold standard as of late.
Anytime I get it. Just it's fine. I'm glad I
helped out the school. It's sausage. Yeah, I have not

(01:31:55):
been like damn bacon or sausage.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
I've never been a fan of their bacon, never been
a fan of their. They got chicken tenders too, right, Yeah,
chicken tenders too.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
It's it's not for me. I'll stick with the Blue
and Gold sausage. And even then I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:32:08):
I don't get it that often, you know, I can't
tell you the last time I actually bought him, Like, yes,
let me have a tube of that twenty dollars sausage.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Owens man Owens. I agree. I think Owens is the
best sausage. It's just mine man Owens or Jimmy Dean,
and Jimmy Dean is fine. He is the godfather of sausage. Man.

Speaker 6 (01:32:35):
Listen, they've made the package smaller, used to be able
to feed a family of a throwback.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
All right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
We'll be back Tulsa's Morning Show. He's gotting right back
to the Big Man Morning Show. Tulsa's Rock Station nine.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
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Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Clear chambers.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
It's allergy season, me alone, all right, let's do Boss
of the Law Sports. I just sent you the video, Gimpie,
but Padre's designated Hitry Luis Arez left Sunday night's game

(01:33:43):
on a stretcher. He exited after colliding with Astro's first
baseman Marcio Dubon in the first inning of San Diego's
three to two win. San Diego manager Mike Shildt said
at after the game the initial tests on him came
back very favorable and that everything was clear and stable.
So what happens is the batter hit a bunt and
I believe Dumond's second basement and he raced to get

(01:34:04):
to the ball it was tossed to him. He got
the out, touched the bag, but his momentum as he
was racing for the bag carried him into the runner's
path and they collide and he puts this guy right
on his keyster. It looks like maybe the defender's arm
kind of got under the chin and he popped his
chin a little bit, and he looks like it may
have knocked him unconscious. His feet looked pretty start straight up,

(01:34:28):
which is sometimes can be an indication of sleeping.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
You got knocked the f out and then people are like,
it's a dirty play.

Speaker 6 (01:34:36):
And every time a player gets injured in sports is
not indicative for the need of a rule change. Right,
it can be just an unfortunate event. Now we're going
to change this to t We don't need to change
it every time. The players know that this is a danger.

(01:34:57):
That's why the rule exists to not get in the
runner's path, right should he need to or incidental, which
is what this was in my opinion. And when he
did it, the guy immediately checked on him. He stayed
right there, like you could tell he was concerned.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Right, he didn't do it out of mount anything.

Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:35:17):
One hundred and twenty nine Boston Marathon takes place today.
The world's oldest annual marathon begins in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, before
ending at Copley Square in Boston. Around thirty thousand runners
will cover the twenty six point two mile course with
sunshine and moderate temperatures in the forecast.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
I will never forget.

Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
Listening to scanners on Twitter when they were trying to
find the Boston Marathon guy. Right, anytimes, wild experience, anytime
I hear that come up, That's the only thing I
can think of. And finally, former Tennessee quarterback niko Ima
Lava is going to the West Coast to continue college
playing career.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
This is Worst Cup secret in football.

Speaker 6 (01:35:56):
The signal caller officially announced the move on social media Sunday.
The calif forty native was recruited by UCLA out of
high school and was ESPN's top drink prospect and the
Transfer port Protocol portal. He passed for two thousand and
six and sixteen yards, nineteen touchdowns, and five interceptions while
the volunteer. With the volunteer's last fall, I read an
article fascinating, an article about his dad, and his dad

(01:36:20):
had kind of floated the idea about him getting more money,
and the way that the Tennessee front office handled it
made him go okay because he was comparing to other
quarterbacks that weren't even nearly as good as his son

(01:36:40):
got it and I think he just wanted to have
a conversation and they stonewalled him. And then the next
thing is you see him on video packing up a
U haul of his kid's stuff. Well bye, right, because
the reality is someone else will want them absolutely, some
other school will pay him.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
Less and he gets to go home.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
These are still kids, man, right, So why it's I
don't know if it was the I understand why Tennessee
was like no, yea, But also.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
You may have just lost your boy, right, and like
you said, somebody else will pay them. Chibal's good for
him that chaballs with the Wall Sports. I'm Corbin.

Speaker 6 (01:37:22):
I'm ninety seventy five teen. Good morning, It's the Big
Man Morning Show. Toll free eight three three four six

(01:37:45):
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Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning, Corbin.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Join us this Saturday as we watch first responders beat
the hell out of each other for charity.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
Sounds like a great time. It's called Smoking Guns. Ten
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tickets at bocase into dot Chrome. Jeff Finsley's joining us
from Hensley and Associate. It's good morning, Jeff, Hey, good morning.
Jeff's here to answer any question you have about family law, custody, guardianship,
name change, divorce. Maybe you were supposed to see your
kids over Easter and you couldn't because she said no,
and you don't understand why. He can answer, Maybe give

(01:38:24):
you a little insight on why, what you can do
about it to make it different for the future.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
But it's up to you to call with the question.

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
So your choice is to call it eight through three
four six oh five, six sixty three, or text BMMS
and whatever that question is to eight two nine four five,
or you can email show at kmod dot com. That's
when we had leftover from last week. Says I'm about
to file for divorce, but I'm worried about losing my home.
My name is on the mortgage, but my spouse pays
most of the bills. Do I have a shot at

(01:38:52):
keeping it?

Speaker 9 (01:38:54):
Yeah, potentially.

Speaker 8 (01:38:55):
I mean the way that we look at those things
in the courts look at those things are typically looking
at first of all, you know who wants to stay
in it?

Speaker 9 (01:39:00):
Who doesn't? Does she want it?

Speaker 8 (01:39:02):
Does she not?

Speaker 9 (01:39:03):
Who can pay for it?

Speaker 8 (01:39:04):
I mean what I mean by that last one is
is you don't appoint a house to somebody who can't
afford it. I mean, the simple thing is is that's
setting yourself up for failure and if you can't afford it. Now,
I know this sentiment is all the kids have lived
there their entire lives and want them to be company,
And those are all valid feelings, those are valid thoughts.
But at the end of the day, I mean divorce

(01:39:26):
largely sometimes is a financial decision and a business financial
business decision. So you have to decide, well, I'd love
to stay in this house, but can I afford it
after all of a sudden because remember, you know, the
vast majority of us out there have to have two
incomes right to survive, especially if you're buying you know,
nice cars and big houses and all that kind of stuff.
And even if you're not, I mean, it's still that

(01:39:47):
especially with the tariffs going up the way they are
and all the prices of groceries and gas and also
there's stuff. It's only again it get harder. So my
long story short on that is is, yes, there is
absolutely a possibility.

Speaker 9 (01:39:58):
We would just need to see do you want to
stay in it? Can you afford it?

Speaker 8 (01:40:03):
And then more importantly, you know, if there's any equity
in the house, all right, any equity from the date
of marriage to the date of separation or the date
we file. Okay, each party is entitled to half. So
let's say there's been one hundred thousand dollars of equity
in the house and she's entitled to fifty. Can you
refinance it to give her her fifty or do you
have fifty thousands somewhere else that we can swap if

(01:40:27):
you will, so that she can get that. So, I mean,
there's a lot of factors involved, and that's why you
want to do this by yourself, because there's a lot
of things to consider in going through these divorces.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
One of the reasons we do this is because every
situation is uniquely different, and you may want to know
the exact answer for your situation. But even if he
understands all the parameters you're dealing with, a judge is
the one that's deciding right.

Speaker 8 (01:40:51):
Right at the at the end of the day, unless
you guys can reach an agreement all right, which you know,
a lot of cases.

Speaker 9 (01:40:55):
Do settle, which is great.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
It does happen.

Speaker 9 (01:40:57):
It does happen. You know, it does happen.

Speaker 8 (01:40:59):
But at the end of the day, you know, if
you leave it up to somebody in a black bathrobe
who knows nothing about you guys, nothing about your kids,
and it has to make life altering decisions after hearing
some testimony, I mean, that's a gamble. So you you've
always got to, you know, be careful about that. And
that's why it's always good to be involved in the
decision making process, meaning mediation, sent negotiations, things like that,

(01:41:21):
and we can help you with all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Jeff Hensley from Hensley and Associates is on the air.

Speaker 6 (01:41:25):
If you have a question about divorce, custody, guardianship, any
family law scenario, he can help right now by calling
eight three three four six ZHO five six sixty three,
emailing show at cambody dot com, or texting BMMS and
whatever your question is to eight two nine four five.
This says, my excess is a history of drug use
and I'm worried about our kids' safety during visits. How

(01:41:46):
much proof do I need to ask for full custody
or supervised visits? And how does the court usually handle
something like this?

Speaker 8 (01:41:54):
Well, I mean, first of all, if you think the
other sign has some sort of history, or you have
some side of history of drug use and abuse and
things like that, you know, obviously we're going to ask
for a drug test, and we're not going to ask
for you a p test. Okay, those are a joke.
Those are stupid, and so that's why they are.

Speaker 9 (01:42:14):
I mean, they really are.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
I mean I know that the thing makes them stupid.

Speaker 9 (01:42:18):
Well, because they can be altered they can be messed with.

Speaker 8 (01:42:21):
Somebody can drink a ton of water before they go
in and screw up the creatinine readings and all sorts
of stuff. I mean, there's a lot of ways to
get around a p test. And remember, certain drugs, if
you've used them only within the last twenty four hours,
excuse me, certain drugs go away out of your system
within twenty four hours. So if you do a test
at hour twenty five or thirty six or forty eight, whatever,

(01:42:43):
it may be those things already out of their system,
so you can't track it.

Speaker 9 (01:42:46):
That's why we do nail bed test. That's what I require,
is nail bid test.

Speaker 6 (01:42:51):
So have you had when you've been in a situation
like this and you said, we want a nail bed test.
Do you ever get pushed back from the other side
and how does it work?

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
Not?

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Usually?

Speaker 8 (01:42:58):
I mean, the thing is is that most of the
time the judges are going to be are okay with
nail bed because you know, fingernails go back nine months
or so. If you use toenails, they can go back
over a year. So it's one of those things. Really, yeah, really,
I learned this recently in the last eight or nine months.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Yeah, this is fascinating. So like, do you provide toenail clippings, Like,
how does that work?

Speaker 9 (01:43:19):
Well, they go in and they clip it off of you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
So just like normally you go in for the p test,
you have to go to a place.

Speaker 8 (01:43:25):
Yeah, you go in and they will be the ones
to clip your nails and take the clippings and then
use you know, put them to an essay test.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
Wow. Yeah, And it's bizarre.

Speaker 9 (01:43:36):
Just like with hair.

Speaker 8 (01:43:36):
I mean if you go in and get your hair
for testing, which again that can be screwed with, which
is why I don't like to use it. But what
they do, they'll cut off a little bit of hair
right then and there.

Speaker 9 (01:43:45):
In the in the lab.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:43:47):
Absolutely, And is the results fast on a nail bed
ores it take a little bit longer.

Speaker 8 (01:43:51):
Three to four days, I mean typically three or four days.
But again, when you're looking for a test, looking for
results that are you know, up to nine months, three
or four days is no big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
So wow, there's no way of getting around that.

Speaker 6 (01:44:03):
But could you make an argument of nine months going,
hey that was nine months ago, I'm not that person anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:44:08):
Well, I mean that would be the argument obviously, but
at the same time too, you still did it, right,
you know, I'm sorry that you decided to. You know,
you were at some sort of party and you never
use drugs, but you got you know, bullied or peer
prayer pressure Riko is getting there, peer pressured. The brain's
still percolating this early, you know, peer pressured into trying

(01:44:32):
a bump of cocaine. And well, sorry, but you did it.
And the fact is is that that was a dumb
decision and you have to live with the consequences.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
So what about cards now, people that have medical marigins.

Speaker 8 (01:44:43):
Well, you know, if you've got to Middle CA marijuana cards,
most judges don't care. And even well they can't care
because it's it's, you know, the law's law. But even
if you don't have a card, you know, I don't
like to say they don't care, but I will say
that it's they don't care, I mean. And it's one
of those things that since marijuana is so prevalent in
our society these days, especially with people getting you know,

(01:45:06):
medical marijuana cards. Okay, I did the rabbit ears. Okay,
you know, it's as easy as pie for anybody to
go online and get a card. I mean, you don't
even well, people know ways around things to get those cards,
and so a lot of jud just just kind of
look at it as, look, don't be smoking around the kids,
all right. If you want to blitch yourself out when

(01:45:27):
the kids are around, go for it. But otherwise, when
you're there in your possession, you don't use it. You
don't smoke it around them. You don't even go outside
to smoke while they're inside. Zero use to marijuana while
they're there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
What about alcohol? Do people have sometimes that?

Speaker 8 (01:45:41):
Yeah, so they'll say zero alcohol use. Sometimes we even
go as far as saying, you know, no alcohol, marijuanna
use up to four hours before you receive the children
kind of thing. So yeah, I mean it's basically kind
of looked on the same way as alcohol these days.
Just don't do it when you've got the kids, you know,
enjoy your time with them. Don't be blitzed out half
the time. Some people say, well I need it to

(01:46:02):
go to sleep, and I need it for this and
I need it. Well, sorry, but unless you can absolutely
prove that medically you've tried everything else before you jump
to marijuana, judges aren't going to buy it.

Speaker 6 (01:46:13):
So Jeff Finsley from Hensley's Associates is in the studio
to answer your questions about family law. Eight three three
four six SOHO five sixty six three is the phone number.
You can text BMMS and whatever your question is to
eight two nine four five, or you can email show
at kmod dot com. Family law can be anything from
name changes, divorce or in this email, guardianships. So as

(01:46:34):
I got legal guardianship of my nephews in twenty twenty one,
their age fourteen and eleven. The eleven year old was
diagnosed with selective mutism ADHD, depression anxiety and oppositional defiance disorder.
The fourteen year old was diagnosed with depression anxiety ADHD,
and I'm pretty sure he has autism. And in the
process of getting that diagnosed, my question is are they

(01:46:56):
eligible for disability?

Speaker 7 (01:46:57):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:46:58):
And what is the process for applying for the boys
so they have something for when they get older. I
have them enrolled in IEP at their school, but unfortunately
it's not working for the eleven year old. Their mom
passed and their dad isn't capable of taking care of himself,
let alone the kids any help or guidance. Do they
go off my income, and yes, I have all the

(01:47:18):
legal paperwork providing the guardianship.

Speaker 8 (01:47:20):
Okay, so I'm not a disability attorney, but I will
tell you that, base on what you're telling me, they
probably do qualify for It's what you need to do
is you need to contact a disability attorney. If you
call my office and talk to me, I would be
happy to recommend some people to handle those kind of cases.
They have all the information on how to what forms

(01:47:42):
to fill out, and how to handle this. You know,
how to handle the filings and all that. I don't
do that kind of work, but I would be happy
to And even my other office doesn't do that kind
of work, so but I would be happy to refer
you to somebody before you're telling me, yeah, absolutely, they
would more than likely qualify and that'll carry over into
their adult ears too.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
And when the guardianship be based off like the garden
ship plays into a fact.

Speaker 8 (01:48:05):
Of her income or no, no, no, the whole guardianship. Okay,
so the whole guardianship thing, forget incomes. It doesn't work
on the guardian's income. Okay, it's based upon do these
kids need help financially because they've got these issues, and
the answer would be yes, more than likely.

Speaker 9 (01:48:21):
The guardianship.

Speaker 8 (01:48:21):
Threason this is important to discuss is that as a guardian,
you have the right to do anything and everything you
need to do to help those kids, no matter what.
So forget dad and I'm sorry that mom has passed. Okay,
my condolences, But if dad's not able to do anything,
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 9 (01:48:36):
You're the guardian. Do what you need to do to
take care of these kids. And that's the important thing.

Speaker 6 (01:48:41):
Somebody's gone back to the nailed question, Go for it.
How do you deal in a situation of someone not
having good enough fingernails to test?

Speaker 8 (01:48:49):
So what they do, Okay, unless you've got some specific
disease that affects your fingernails, which those do exist. They
are rare, but they do exist. What they do typically
is like if you're ordered at the time to go
get nails and you don't have enough nails, what you'll
do is you'll go into the lab. They will take
pictures of your fingernails and toenails and with the date

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and everything, explaining that it's not long enough. And then
they'll say, don't cut your fingernails or your toenails for
the next two weeks, then come back in in two
weeks and we will clip them then. So they'll go
back in in two weeks and then they'll take the
sample at that point. So that's typically that's handled now
unless you've got some rare disease. And again there are
a few out there that is that are affecting the

(01:49:30):
nail bet issues, there's other things to consider at that point.
The judge may do hair or something like that, but
not a p test for sure. But yeah, that's how
we do it. Is you they're not long enough, you
go back every two weeks until they are long enough
to clip.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
You're not going to get away from it, is what
I'm hearing you say. Any fingers or any toes at all, whatever,
No digits.

Speaker 9 (01:49:53):
I don't even know how to answer that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Situation.

Speaker 9 (01:49:58):
Well, no, no, Well it remind that did you ever
see the movie Bagger Vans.

Speaker 8 (01:50:02):
I mean we're in that story that Will Smith's caricter
tells about an arm with armless legless you know, man,
I would imagine. I mean, there are ways to take
these tests. I mean you could do a you know,
there are blood tests obviously that can be done. We
don't do those normally, because nails and hair and things
are far easier and quicker to get results on. But

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you know, I would imagine that there would be and
again unless the person has no hair, and remember hair
doesn't have to just come from your head. That's right,
I'll act your reminisce on that. I'll let you think
on that for a minute. There are other areas of
the body that hair comes from, so there are other
areas they could take the hair from.

Speaker 6 (01:50:40):
Jeff Finsley from Hensley Associates is in the studio to
answer your questions about divorce, custody, guardianship, family law is
what we're talking about. Get your question to a show
at kmod dot com, call us at eight three three
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four five. This says my fifteen year olds dad ghosts
me and blocked me on everything when I found I

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was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
I tried child support after she was born.

Speaker 6 (01:51:06):
I provided name and place of employment, but they dropped
it months saying I didn't cooperate.

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
He was a cop at the time. I recently recently
saw him. He has a new Facebook. Can I file
now even though it's been fifteen years.

Speaker 8 (01:51:21):
Yeah, I mean, if the child is still a minor. Absolutely,
Now understand, under the law, it can only go two
years prior to your filing. Okay, so if you file
now when the eight kid is fifteen, they'll have gone
two years back, all right, so he'll ow two years
of back support and then everything moving forward until the
child graduates or excuse me ages out, but yeah, absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 9 (01:51:44):
And i'd be interested to see which whoever this is.

Speaker 8 (01:51:45):
It'd be interesting to give me a call to find
out which police department this is, because I know how
certain departments handle these issues when cops aren't paying their
child support. So you know, please give me a call.
I'd be happy to see what we can do to
get that moving for you.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
Are you say there are some employers that sometimes.

Speaker 8 (01:52:05):
They take things very serious and when it comes to
taking care of your family and your obligations. The military
is a big one, okay, if you don't pay your.

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
Chance, so they don't mess around, is what you say.

Speaker 8 (01:52:13):
They don't mess around. No, And I know certain other
departments like police and others, take the same attitude, and
I commend their departments for that because it's important that
if we've got people taking care of the general public,
we should also take care of our families first too.

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
What do you say about.

Speaker 6 (01:52:29):
When that happens where you try to for child support
but it gets dropped because they're saying you didn't cooperate.

Speaker 9 (01:52:36):
Well, I don't know what that means. I mean, how
did she not cooperate? What did she not do?

Speaker 8 (01:52:42):
I mean, if she's given them every bit of information
she has, it's now on DHS to find it, and.

Speaker 9 (01:52:47):
All they need is a social Security number. It's really
that simple.

Speaker 8 (01:52:51):
They can pull all sorts of information from the state
filings for taxes and stuff. I mean, it's it's easy
for them to get that information. If he's a police officer,
more than likely he's obviously got an address out there
that they can get a hold of from tax filings
and stuff. So, you know, I don't understand what it
meant by she wasn't cooperating. I'd be interested to have

(01:53:11):
her call me so I could find out.

Speaker 6 (01:53:13):
What I'm hearing you say is that there shouldn't be
a lot of pushback from DHS when something like this
is filed.

Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
But what should you do should you get pushed back?

Speaker 9 (01:53:22):
Obviously give us a call.

Speaker 8 (01:53:23):
We'd love to help you, help you get that stuff
taking care of him push through because remember week we
do this every day, day in and day out. We
dealt with DHS and you know, multiple counties throughout this
state for many, many years.

Speaker 9 (01:53:33):
So please give us a call. We'd love to help you.

Speaker 6 (01:53:35):
Just another example of why you need an attorney to
help you when you're going through these scenarios, because the
folks at Heinsley Associates understand the inner workings of DHS
and have a different door they go through to communicate
with them to get some answers in a different way,
rather than the door you go through. So make sure
you talk to an attorney, specifically Hinsley Associates when you
need help. Last one here, How long do I have

(01:53:56):
to pay alimony after a divorce?

Speaker 8 (01:54:01):
Whatever the decree says, I mean whenever, So whenever an
alimony award is given in a decree, it's always given
as a total amount which breaks down to X number
of dollars per month for X number of timeframes months
or whatever. Maybe, so it's whatever's in your decree. Oklahoma
is not a lifetime alimony state. We never have been

(01:54:24):
I don't think we ever will be all right. There's
only two hell of states that I'm aware of that
still do that stuff. One is Florida, which I know
they're trying to change. And it's asinine that there's such
a thing as lifetime alimony anyway, in my opinion, but
Okahoma is not one of them. So it will always
be denoted in your decree as to how long you
pay it, and that's that's every case is different. I've

(01:54:45):
seen some as short as six months. I've seen some
as long as three or four years, and the longest
I've ever seen is ten, but that was because the
parties agreed to it. That was before I got in
the case. So never agree to ten years of alimony.
But would that be said, It'll always be in your decree.
It will always be stated, and it will vary from
case to case that just because you've got a friend

(01:55:06):
that pays it for two years doesn't mean you're going
to pay it for two years or at that same amount.
It's all variable, and that's why you want to give
us a call so that we can make sure that
you get the rights amounts right at a time. And
it's into decree properly so you understand what it is
and how it works.

Speaker 6 (01:55:20):
What are the origins on why those states had lifetime
alimony as a case on it, Why it would be there,
and why should it Why? What's the argument for why
it should go away?

Speaker 9 (01:55:29):
Sure, I mean it's punitive.

Speaker 8 (01:55:31):
I mean the idea behind it is is that you
should suffer because you did whatever, and you're breaking up
this marriage, and so it's punitive that you have to
pay that forever.

Speaker 9 (01:55:39):
I mean that's kind of how it's looked at.

Speaker 8 (01:55:43):
The idea behind that is is that doesn't lifetime alimony
for somebody, especially in large amounts, is something that shouldn't
be done in my opinion, simply because it causes lots
of problems number one and number two, it requires the
individual to do nothing to better themselves. I mean, I
know that sounds bad maybe, but the idea behind divorce

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is that the parties give you their stuff and go
their own separate ways, not be tied to one another
forever in a lot of different ways. I just I've
got a lot of different ITAs and thoughts on this.

Speaker 1 (01:56:13):
I just it.

Speaker 8 (01:56:15):
But typically it's it's for punishment, it's not for actually
helping the person get on their feet and move on
with their life.

Speaker 9 (01:56:22):
Yeah, that was the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
I was just curious to what the argument for back
in the day was why it should be there.

Speaker 9 (01:56:27):
It's the argument that it's just, oh, shame on you,
you shouldn't have done this kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:56:31):
Okay, listen, all these scenarios can be uniquely different for you.
Just because your friend went through it one way does
not mean that's the way it would apply for you.
And it is always different than what Google tells you.
That's why you need to have the folks at Hinsley
Associates help you. When you're navigating family law or really
any law scenario. You need a representative of the court
to help navigate it in an accurate way because you

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don't want to be wrong and have to deal with
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Speaker 8 (01:57:10):
Too, absolutely so through our PUSCA office. If you give
Sam Allison a call up there. He can definitely help
you with anything in addition to family law. So if
you've got a contract issue, a will or trust, if
you've got a family member who just passed away and
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(01:57:30):
help you with. There's you know, a few areas we
don't do, like social security, disability or bankruptcy, but otherwise
we can help you with all other areas.

Speaker 9 (01:57:38):
We'd love to help you out.

Speaker 8 (01:57:38):
So give Sam a call up there at Pahusca, or
you can call us in Tulsa and we'll hook you
up with Sam in Pahuska at our office up there.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
If you're still unsure.

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Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
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Speaker 6 (01:58:25):
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Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
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we're used to on this show. Seems like that's all
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Speaker 6 (01:58:48):
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to call with mel and Jay Rod two later today.
All right, I got two stories for you. One, I'm

(01:59:11):
not gonna lie. The idea of going into politics fascinates me.
I shake my head at a lot of things I
see politicians say and do, and I think, now more
than ever, you see people become politicians that I don't
know if I would trust managing a grocery store.

Speaker 7 (01:59:29):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
Used to be, the people that were.

Speaker 6 (01:59:33):
Politicians had some sort of pedigree that enabled them to
be good negotiators, good communicators, good patrons of their communities,
right and now it just feels like the highest bidder anyway,
So I don't want to go into politics. With that
being said, I don't know if this is the best
way to deal with a problem in your community. Where

(01:59:56):
this mayor wants to deal with the homeless problem, I
think a lot of communities to absolutely they want to
solve it. He wants to solve it by giving them
off the fit and all.

Speaker 1 (02:00:04):
That they want. Okay, there are places out there where,
you know, all.

Speaker 6 (02:00:13):
The drugs are perfectly legal, you know, and do it
at your own risk, and it's kind of like, you know,
weeding out the herd, fending out the herd. I don't
know if I agree with what you're saying, But the
idea of a federal purge his words, not mine. A
federal purge preying on people's inability right or unrecognizing or

(02:00:39):
not being able to recognize their problem feels not It
feels disingenuous.

Speaker 1 (02:00:45):
Doesn't seem like a shepherd anyway. This Lancaster, California mayor
or shared it.

Speaker 6 (02:00:55):
Shared his views during a city council meeting when a
resident took issue with the city's attempt to address the
homeless crisis by enclosing the unhoused at an abandoned golf
course near a residential neighborhood. He said he interrupted the
woman and said, what I want to do is give
them free fittinyl. I mean, that's what I want to do.

(02:01:17):
I want to give them all the fitting all they want.
The resident responded by saying, well, that's not kind. Yeah,
the man's been mayor there since two thousand and eight.
He has no regrets about wanting to give homeless people
the highly addictive, often lethal opiate, and he referred to

(02:01:38):
unhoused criminals who refused to be He calls them unhoused
criminals who refuse to get help.

Speaker 1 (02:01:45):
Okay, I made it very clear.

Speaker 6 (02:01:47):
I was talking about the criminal element that were let
out of prisons that have now become forty to forty
five percent of what is referred to as the homeless population.
They are responsible for most of our robberies, most of
our rapes, at least half of our murders. There's nothing
that we can do for those people. He added that

(02:02:08):
he didn't think any Wood would take his comments literally,
explaining that fitanol is so easy to get on the
streets that it wouldn't have made a difference if the
city gave it away for free.

Speaker 1 (02:02:22):
God stop talking now, right, This is where you shut
your mouth. I didn't know listen.

Speaker 6 (02:02:28):
As the leader of this community, I didn't think you'd
take what I said at its word.

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
Well, nobody ever listens to me anyway. Why are you
going to listen to me?

Speaker 7 (02:02:36):
Now? Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
Now you listen? He did the data approach.

Speaker 7 (02:02:42):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:02:44):
Quite frankly, I wish that the president would give us
a purge, because we do need to purge these people.

Speaker 1 (02:02:50):
Like the movie Purge, where you can just do whatever.
I guess that's what he's saying. Okay, twenty four hours,
you're on a hobo hunt. You kill as many homeless
as you want without any repercussions at all. Whatsoever. I
couldn't do it, No, I would hope not. No. Plus,

(02:03:15):
how do you deem who's homeless and not?

Speaker 6 (02:03:17):
They're living under bridges, you know, and on the side
of the road. Anybody that's holding a cardboard sign. Anybody
holding a cardboard sign.

Speaker 1 (02:03:26):
There you go. So the guy in front of the
sandwich shop.

Speaker 6 (02:03:29):
Absolutely, I mean, if he's like, you know, it's a
sandwich board, and it's like, you know, free subs on Tuesdays, right,
what referent? But if you scrawled on a piece of
cardboard with your your burnt stick, right, because you don't
have any you don't have any markers or anything like
I mean, grabi find the guy with the stick in
the handkerchief right five o'clock shadow or a cigar right,

(02:03:51):
stop that man in his bendle, that is, and his holy.

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
His holy derby wait what it's called? What called a bendel?
The whole handkerchief stick thing the hoboes. Yeah, but you
cannot hold a lot in by the way, you can't.

Speaker 6 (02:04:07):
You get some morsels of bread, maybe a juice box,
maybe some clean underwear. But to be honest with you,
I'm not putting my laundry in the same bendle as
my as my morsels of bread.

Speaker 1 (02:04:19):
If you're unhoused, you're not gonna care. I'd rather have
pocket bread at that point, but it's taken. Yeah. I
got tired of being like, you know, that handkerchief stick
thing that the hoboes.

Speaker 6 (02:04:32):
Carry, so I had I had to find out one
day what it was called. And I found out it's
a bendle. So therefore, now I call it by its
proper term. Here's my take on this mayor. He's not
a patient man, and I'm sure he's tried to fix
the problem before, but it's not getting fixed on his time, right,
So therefore he now wants a solution on his time.

Speaker 1 (02:04:53):
Right. Listen, I'm coming up with the ideas. You are
the ones that keeps shooting them.

Speaker 6 (02:04:57):
Down, right, Hey, Hey, no idea is bad idea, right, exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:05:03):
Listen. They're homeless, criminal, drug addicts. Nobody's going to miss
him anyway, right, uh huh uh?

Speaker 6 (02:05:09):
Moving on, man rips out stranger's eyeball after victim asked
how you doing while walking past him.

Speaker 1 (02:05:16):
Oh geez, just try to be nice.

Speaker 6 (02:05:21):
An Arizona man is facing felony aggravated assault charges for
an unprovoked attack he allegedly unleashed on a stranger, according
to cops, when he grabbed the individual from behind and
completely removed their eyeball from the eye socket after the
victim walked by and asked how are you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:05:40):
Quote.

Speaker 6 (02:05:40):
The victim stated that during the incident, he was in
fear for his life and safety, believing that this individual
could have killed him. Police allegend court documents obtained by
a TV station, which outlined the charges agains Dan Yelle,
don't talk to me lanx. This happened on April fourteenth
in Arizona. The attack was completely unpred and he did

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not threaten Daniel, challenge him, and did not have any
form of weapons to be perceived as a threat. He
allegedly pummeled the victim with punches to his face after
removing the eyeballs, causing a fractured jaw. The victim stated
that the loss the use of his right eye and
fractured jaw will forever impact his quality of life, and

(02:06:21):
it's unsure if he will be unable to work again
or perform many basic life functions. According to charge documents,
he was allegedly near a shop near an intersection when
the victim crossed his path early Monday at around one am.

Speaker 1 (02:06:39):
How are you doing?

Speaker 6 (02:06:39):
The victim allegedly asked, please say that. The man responded
by telling the man he would whoop his ass. Post
Miranda Daniel told detectives to shut the f up and
what he and he did not understand his rights. He
was booked on felony aggravated assault. He's been released from
cuss on his own recognizance recognissance and just one week

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prior to the alleged attack for a separate rest and
charge of aggravated assault, organized retail theft prior to the
incident that originally occurred in March. So he must be
homeless too, right of course, according to the police, apparently
the eyeball was hanging down his.

Speaker 1 (02:07:16):
Face that like I was sitting her wondering like, how
did he do that?

Speaker 6 (02:07:23):
There's a couple of questions there, like how did the
guy allow the other person to get so close to.

Speaker 1 (02:07:29):
Be able to reach in bare handed, right, and then.

Speaker 6 (02:07:32):
Just rip his eyeball out because you said he ripped
it out right and then beat the hell out of him.
Most people do not understand what it feels like to
have somebody put their hands on them. Yeah, I'm just
being honest. Most people don't know what that's like. There's
a big difference between come on, bro right and a

(02:07:56):
serious hands on gonna make you something you uncomfortable, My
chest against yours, trying to put you on the ground.

Speaker 1 (02:08:05):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:08:06):
Most people can't keep up. It happens so fast you
can't process what's happening. So your question is fair. But
if the element of surprise happens, yea, and I can
put you on the ground and start pummeling your face
and then I've also now got my head around your

(02:08:27):
mouth and you're on your nose and I'm pulling your
eyeball out.

Speaker 1 (02:08:32):
Yeah, you're confused. You caught off guard. Okay, I guess
that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (02:08:36):
The suffocation that you feel in that moment not physical.
Sometimes physical is an overwhelming stimulant. That's why I'm a
big proponent of people taking fight classes in jiu jitsu,
not just because you should learn how to interact with

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other people should you get into that situation, but to
know what it's like. Right, most of you haven't been
pushed down on the ground since you were in you
know a kid.

Speaker 1 (02:09:05):
True statement? Uh, do you guys practice for a lot
of eyeball ripping or uh? In the hi karate at
the dojo?

Speaker 7 (02:09:15):
We do.

Speaker 5 (02:09:16):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:09:16):
There's a lot of times where people are trying to
choke you. So though it's not your eyeball, you definitely
don't let people grab your face.

Speaker 1 (02:09:22):
Okay, maybe that's something we should focus on. I think
it should be taught in school. I believe that instead
of like physical education, you know, jiu jitsu or whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:09:32):
Yeah, I think there is something to be said about
learning how to use your hands to protect yourself. I'm
not saying anybody who knows jiujitsu's not gonna get their
ass whip. I'm saying that most of y'all haven't been
pushed down on the ground since you were in elementary school,
much less then had another individual's pressure on top of you.

(02:09:52):
You do not I promise that I could put if
we were in an altercation, I could put so much
pressure on you it would be hard for you to breathe.

Speaker 1 (02:10:01):
I'm not saying i'd whoop your ass.

Speaker 6 (02:10:03):
I'm saying that the amount of pressure moving forward with
punches on the ground, smothering you, like putting all my
weight on your body, would be overwhelming. Okay, And I
think that's an important skill set to learn.

Speaker 1 (02:10:19):
I don't know about how I'm doing it in school.
I was on board at first, but I was like
I got to thinking.

Speaker 6 (02:10:23):
I'm like, well, then next thing you go, you got
these little kids that are out on the playground trying
to show, hey, this is what we learned it whooping
each other up.

Speaker 1 (02:10:31):
You know whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:10:32):
I'm sure it would happen, but it probably equal to
how it already happens. When you know how to carry
yourself and you can size people up and know, hey,
I ain't messing around with that person, right, right, A.

Speaker 1 (02:10:44):
Lot of people are too big for their breeches. Right.
But then then you know how many times you've had
to reach back to the fourth grade in your forties,
you know, and be like, what was that again? I
know I've learned that.

Speaker 5 (02:10:55):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (02:10:56):
Yeah, you know, to be forty something and be like,
all right, so I know we did jiu jitsu when
I was in the fourth grade.

Speaker 1 (02:11:04):
There's a guy online I like to follow, and he
has a saying that.

Speaker 6 (02:11:10):
You don't have to go seek problems, but that doesn't
mean problems won't come to you, and you have to
be prepared for those moments.

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
Maybe if this guy knew some karate, he wouldn't have
got his eyeball ripped out. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:11:25):
With all that being said, the element of surprise, not
much you can defend against that absolutely. All Right, we
got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 5 (02:11:32):
More of The Big Man Morning Show is next ninety seventy.

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learned today? Well?

Speaker 6 (02:12:20):
I learned, since they're not building any new cemeteries, where
do all the dead bodies go? Also learn that I
love it when the birds swoop down and peck my
balls out.

Speaker 1 (02:12:32):
I am Queen of the Magpies.

Speaker 6 (02:12:36):
I learned that burning dildos in the backyard is not okay,
even during the solstice. And I also learned gouging your
eyehole is not a movie Lindsey would have promoted.

Speaker 1 (02:12:49):
At nine. It's Corbin saying, make sure that dishwasher is
loaded right? Yes? Is kimpy?

Speaker 7 (02:12:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:12:55):
And I'm sorry, thank you, thank you, thank you, kin Daddy.

Speaker 1 (02:13:04):
Can I get a call that time?

Speaker 3 (02:13:09):
I need John Brow?

Speaker 1 (02:13:12):
Yeah? Now what they lay mean?

Speaker 7 (02:13:16):
It to be no time to make some noise.

Speaker 1 (02:13:23):
Interpassword Corbyn new Messages.

Speaker 7 (02:13:27):
The Big Mad Morning sho would like to take a
minute to thank troops from Oklahoma and all over the
United States.

Speaker 1 (02:13:31):
These soldiers have sacrificed. Did the Big Mad Morning show
before you to back like the total douchebags that they are,
total douchebag, babag littal incomplete douchebag.

Speaker 3 (02:13:40):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 7 (02:13:42):
We honor and respect you. We honor and respect you.

Speaker 5 (02:13:45):
Bless rocking All, I blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 8 (02:13:50):
We try to boys,