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Cue saw this interesting story about Jelly Roll where he
has asked the governor of Tennessee to Tinos about getting

(04:32):
rid of his crime past so he can travel internationally
so he can tour. That makes sense, I mean, I get,
I mean, I guess on paper it makes sense.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Well, yeah, I mean the guy is, he's a big
entertainer and it kind of really just limits him being
here in the stage. Yeah, sure, you get fifty of
them to choose from, but if you can also do
a tour like You're tour or a UK tour or
you know, a Slovakian tour whatever, why they'll not.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Well, I mean because of his his luck becoming a celebrity, right,
because a lot of people are talented that never become famous.
I'm not denouncing his abilities that we should just forget
that he robbed people.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
No, forgive, not forget, And I think this is where
that's at. We know that you had a checkered past.
There's a lot of musicians, artists, entertainers that have a
checkered past that you know that was them back then,
but they're different now.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm gonna get to that coming up. I don't know.
I just feel like he's getting special privilege because he's
a celebrity, because not everybody gets you hear you hear
Bob Smith would like to do stuff And you're like, ah,
I don't know. But Jelly Roll, who is a famous person, talented,

(06:02):
people love him, does good stuff for his community. Right,
clearly a changed individual. Well, go ahead and we'll forget
about all that stuff. So what's the chances of Bob
Smith having to travel internationally? I think pretty small. Well,
you don't have to travel international, No you don't. That
would be a luxury. But this is part of his

(06:23):
job though, no, job's not to travel internationally. That's now
a thing he could do to make more money. He's
already famous in other countries.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Oh absolutely, so why not go entertain those people live
in those other countries? Well you can't because well, you've
been a bad boy, you know, but now you can
you know, so it kind of is part of his job.
You know, it's part of his job that he's missing
out on or was missing out on.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
That makes it a luxury? Then yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (06:52):
Can he just get his own jet at any time?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Like?

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Or does it? Does it matter?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I don't think it's about hey, I can't get a flight.
I think it's about the laws of his other countries
and because of his criminal past.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Right, but his criminal past was when he was what
before he was an adult?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
No, no, no, no, twenty three was the oldest he
was when he committed a crime. And for me, again,
this isn't about jelly roll. It is about celebrities getting
special privilege, and I feel like it's not a necessary thing.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah, but celebrity is getting special privileges is not uncommon.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's fine. I just that for me, I don't I
know that that happens. But I don't look at it
as like we should just accept it, right.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
I think that if if that's your past, you haven't
committed any crimes, Like you said, he was twenty three
the last time he committed a crime like that, right,
and he's gone.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I don't know how old he is forty now.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
So yeah, he is gone, you know, seventeen years. However,
a long that is without committing any crimes.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
That's okay.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
Now.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Diddy, on the other hand, you know what I'm saying,
huge international, could travel internationally. He's a star, you know,
but he is currently now granted, yeah he's in jail,
but even then, you know, he just recent is and
kind of guess what I'm saying, he is still committing crimes.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, yeah, I hear you. Again, I don't have a
big stance on this. I just felt like, and again
he's a good guy, goes to prisons like, he doesn't
hide it, he's opening about he owns it. Yeah, I
just feel like he is getting a channel to the
governor that normal people don't get. Probably so, and that's

(08:41):
where I have the problem. That's what I have the
problem with.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Well, that's the benefit of being a famous person, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
It's it's a perk of the job. We have our
perks of the job.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Everybody has their perks of the job, whether it be
a discount on whatever you're selling or you know, frees whatevs. Know,
And this happens to be a perk of his job.
He gets to go to the front of the line
plead his case. Now, the governor didn't have to give
it to him. He hasn't yet, by the way, you know, okay,
he does not have to give it to him if

(09:13):
he doesn't want to, you know, But you can't blame
the guy for utilizing his channels and being able to,
you know, move forward with his career in his life. Yeah,
I have a mantra, what's the best you can do,
what's the most you can do? Yeah, So I'm all
for that. I'm all for that.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I just and Yeah, our job has perks, but I
hardly correlate getting to have an alcoholic beverage at seven
am to flying private jets, getting free clothes, getting paid
tons of money to do what you look like. Right,
he has a lot of pr he does. He celebrities
absolutely they I don't want to single him out right,

(09:52):
Absolutely they do. Celebrities do, and that's what happens when
they choose that lifestyle. If any one of us decided
to be a musician or an entertainer outside of radio,
we too would have those exact same perks. Oh no,
you don't think no, no, no, oh, I think.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
So I mean, if we were that good, if we
were famous.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, just because you're a musician, right, don't make you fans.
And that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
You know, if we if we chose that path, we
were entertainers in that path and decided to go beyond
Tulsa Radio, decided to you know whatever, try to make
it big.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I bet you.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Ryan Seacrest, huge radio guy, started off as a radio guy,
has done a lot. Even Elvis Durant, right, radio guy
wasn't die hard. I'm sure he's got.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
More pergs than just than just us, you know what
we have here because they are Georg Stern another one,
you know what I mean. So if we went further
than just local radio and tried to further our career
and be the biggest in our field, then I feel
like we would have the same kind of privileges that
these these other celebrities that just that's just a perk

(11:00):
of them choosing that life. The only perk I want,
and I'm this is totally I don't want to wait
in line for things, yeah right, I don't want to
wait in line to go to a restaurant. I don't
want to wait in a line to go into the concert.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Right right at an amusement park.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, that would be awesome. Yeah, yeah, and I hear
you you're gonna go. Well, Corden, what's the difference. Well, one,
a lot of people get in first at concerts and
don't wait in lines a lot, and all the people
in line get in, yeah, eventually, So it's very different
as opposed to all the people in line to get pardons. No,

(11:38):
not even close, right, they might bet don't even get
a chance really to get in line. No, they don't.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
But I mean at the same time, that's the life
that they chose, uh.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
The and he chose a life at a young age
of crime. Granted, I don't think all of his are
violent to the point that they need to be, Like
he needs to be punished forever, right, he paid his debt.
It is what it is. But these are the rules
of other countries. Right.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
There's a great text here says I would bet that
as much as Jelly Roll is asking for this, his
record label is asking for this because and in the
end they would make more money as well.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, so that's it.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
I didn't even think about that, you know, I was
on the train of you know this is just Jelly
Roll just trying to do his thing, you know, And
I want I want all this cleared up. That makes
sense that the record label is like going throwing money
at whatever.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
You know.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
They've got more influence than just one single person does. Yeah,
and because it benefits them more, yeah than anything else. Yeah,
except he probably already sells records internationally.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Would he sell some more? Perhaps? I think it's more
about the touring exactly, And the record label doesn't always
make money off the tour. The tour is a tool
to sell albums. Uh. These are some other celebrities that
aren't allowed to travel. Martha Stewart, he's barred from the
UK because of her criminal record. Huh. I remember she

(13:06):
uh tried to cover up her tracks, lied to investigators.
She spent five months in prison, five months.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
At a resort, and then became friends with Snoop Dog.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I think she was friends before maybe Paris Hilton. She's
not allowed to enter Japan because of a drug convention. Australian.
The UK banned Chris Brown for beating Rihanna just those
two countries, huh. Miley Cyrus was banned from China and
the Dominican Republic because of racism. Really, what does she

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do that was racist?

Speaker 7 (13:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Rac yes, racist. In two thousand and nine, it was
revealed that she had taken a racist photograph when she
was younger. She can be seen in the photo pulling
back her eyelids mocking impressions of East Asians. The Chinese
government did not think this was fun.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
Oh come on, we have all pulled her eyes back
and said Chinese Japanese dirty knees.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Look at these. Come on, if there's no picture, didn't happen.
Gimpie and her along with all of her products that
she has were banned. Okay. The government is even on
record of saying Missus Cyrus has made it clear she
is no friend of China or anyone in East Asia.

(14:28):
You know, welcome here, you go home now. We have
no interest in further polluting our children's minds with her
American ignorance.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
But could hand the montana right.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Right, all right, right, We don't want to pollute our
our children's minds with her influence, but we'll put them
to work at the age of six making sneakers.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Katie Perry was banned from China because she had a
sunflower dress. She was gonna wear and sunflower is the
protest symbol in Taiwan and then don't get along. Huh
how about that? Well they take that Taiwan stuff pretty seriously.
They sure do, don't they akon who dat you don't remember?
But he shoved some kid off stage and that pretty

(15:11):
much ended his career. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
I think physical assault could, but in somebody's job, not
Chris Brown.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Uh. He ticked off Sri Lanka because if you don't
want to, don't listen. One thing to piss off the
UK or China, but Sri Lanka, right, but you don't
even know where it's at on a map that India,
isn't it. Ah Uh? For dancing in front of a
Buddhist statue, oh ow, disrespecting the Buddhist whatever. Snoop Dogg

(15:42):
temporarily banned from Norway in the UK temporarily huh yeah, Okay,
what did he do? I think you can take a
good guess it's because of the reefer. Yes, come on.
Alec Baldwin was officially designated as an undesirable alien. Hmmm.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Yeah, well you shoot somebody on set, that kind of
makes you undesirable.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
In the Philippines, this happened all before. Okay, okay, they
just don't like them. I just don't like his movies.
He made light of sex trafficking in the Philippines by
joking that he'd like to purchase a Filipino male order bride. Mm,
that's fun. How you say that.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
You never think of male order brides as sex trafficking,
but I guess it technically absolutely is.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
But it's been going on forever. That doesn't make it.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
Why is that an Argument's.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Saying like, nobody's ever made a big stake about that rides.
I've never heard anybody. Yes, well, maybe it's not the
people you run with. I mean, in all honesty to
not joke. That is one of the arguments about trafficking
is people don't know, okay, what is and what isn't trafficking.

(16:58):
That's the thing about prostitution, right, You're like, oh, it's
the oldest people always say this, it's the oldest industry.
Absolutely yeah. That that washes over the fact that so
many people are trafficked into that industry, right right. Russia
and China want nothing to do with Selena Gomez and
her progressive views. I read that one I was like,

(17:19):
what if not entirely out of the room of possibility celebrities,
in this case, Selena Gomez is an operative for a government.
There has been yes, celebrities as spies. Julia child is
when it comes to mind, and they don't want to
outer completely, uh huh, because some kids in China or

(17:42):
wherever Russia like her music or right right right that
show with Steve Martin, and they don't want to you
know what I mean, Like what I don't know. They
just pull a veil back all the way and be like,
she's a spy and she comes back, we're gonna rest her.
I don't get.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
But well, then that would just be propaganda, because I mean,
come on, look at Selena gold Man.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
She's innocent. Look, it's the only explanation. It's the only explanation.
And why she's with Benny Blanco. You're all going, who's that?

Speaker 7 (18:10):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
But if you saw him and saw her, you'd be like,
what in the hell is happening here? Right? Like I'm
better looking than that game. He looks like the guy
you buy weed from. Yeah, not that there's anything wrong
with that. He was not to get on a Benny Blanco.
I'm just fascinated by him. On he sits in the shower,

(18:33):
and he thinks that's normal. It's not. Do you sit
in your shower, lindsay, I mean, not on a stoop,
not on a seat, you sit in the shower. Yeah,
you know, just the exclamation marks I heard in my
ear and I probably could hear people in their car

(18:53):
say it as well, because I was thinking in like
a shower chair or a bench. You know, a lot
of those fancy showers will have a bench for you
to sit on. But you're talking maybe curled up in
a fetal position by not necessarily you know, Okay, maybe
he's got his legs stretched out right, but still christ Cross, Chris.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
Cross, Apple sauce on the floor in the shower.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
I picture him in a fetal position, rocking back and forth,
sitting on the show.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
I mean, if there's one thing more gross than sitting
in the shower, it's laying down in the shower. Right, Yeah,
that's what bads are there. I tell my kids all
the time. I'm like, get up off the floor of
the shower. Why we're clean. I'm like, I know, but.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
I didn't clean it this week, So get up.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
It's been covered in so up It's fine, Yeah, right, anyway,
Justin Biebers not allowed in China because of bad behavior.
Mike Tyson. I think we can all understand that one
Tyler the creator has a band called The Odd Future,
and he is not allowed in New Zealand because he's
a potential threat to public order and public interest.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Okay, so he might insite some riots or something like that.
It's kind of what I when you say.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
That name, the last time you saw any band inside
a riot? I mean. Beyonce is banned from Malaysia. I'm sorry,
she's not banned from Malaysia, but her aesthetic is what
what does that mean? Because of her provocative dance moves

(20:22):
and her skinny scale sorry skimpy costumes.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Okay, so they won't put up pictures or posters or
show her video whatever.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
She's the most revealing actress, she's the most scantily clad musician.
No man, no right.

Speaker 6 (20:40):
Madonna started it all, made a career out of it.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
But even if you took name somebody famous now compared
to her Madonna, it would be fine.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Madonna's fine. Oh yeah, Madonna would look like a you know,
Sunday school team.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
How about Lady Gaga over Beyonce and and I'm not
even say but she wears meat suits and things like that.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
You wear one meat suit, I'm telling all right of honor.

Speaker 7 (21:07):
I would just think that countries would see that more
offensive than what Beyonce does.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
He's worn thousands of other dress but one meat suit.
You get known as the meat suit girl. Yeah, come on,
any one of us wore a meat suit would be
the same. Boat. Ain't a Friday for you? All right?
Also a band name and a movie. Lindsay's gonna promote
at nine. We've got tickets to Link of Park and

(21:31):
tickets to smoking guns. We're gonna give away. You got
a bunch of stuff. To take a break and we'll
be bad.

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Speaker 1 (22:30):
In nineties out of five, AMoD.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
Teacher charged with child neglect for encouraging students to fight
in classroom. So this woman, Tayeja Holmes, she's twenty years old.
She was arrested by Hendry County School Resource officers on
April sixteenth after a parent showed officials of video on

(22:54):
their child's cell phone of an in class altercation between
two students the day before. And this was down in Florida.
The censored video appears to show homes holding back one
student who's being taunted by another student, and as both
students continue to argue, this substitute teacher can be heard

(23:16):
telling them to deal with their issues outside of school
at the park. And one of the kids wasn't even
a student in the class. According to the school, she
actually requested that the front desk send the student who
wasn't in the class into her classroom. So this kid

(23:38):
was apparently taunting the other one. Maybe they came in.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I think you're making things up. We don't know.

Speaker 7 (23:44):
Maybe they came in. Who knows, who knows.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
The kid in that class could have said that, but
that doesn't make it true.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
So the school officials say, we were really kind of
taken aback by this behavior of what we saw and
what we heard. At one point, she tells the students
in the video that they need to take it outside
or take it off school campus, take it to the park,
and they're saying, you're not supposed to encourage children to fight.

(24:14):
She was arrested and charged with two counts of child
neglect and eight counts of contributing to the delinquency of
a minor. She was released on a thirty five thousand
dollars bond. No attorney is currently listed for her. They
say that school district says that she passed a background
checks and had been working in the district for the

(24:35):
past two years. The superintendent of schools told media that
the district is continuing to add safety layers to our
schools and said that Holmes has since been fired and
banned from all of their schools. A blemish like this
is painful to us. We don't like it, but it happened,
and we're going to deal with it, get better from it,
and move forward. The Sheriff's office said that it may

(24:58):
even issue juvenile citation to the students who are involved
in the fight.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
What do you think her potential penalty is? Now, we
don't know if it's second degree or third degree on
some of these, but what we'll just go with the
minimum that they're all secondargree. What do you think her
potential penalty is should she be found guilty on two
counts of child neglect and eight counts of contributing to
the delinquency of a minor.

Speaker 11 (25:21):
Up to.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
Up to five years in jail.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Okay, she'd get a year in a fine at minimum.
She could receive if these are all third degrees and
found guilty on all, up to eighteen years in prison
and an eighteen thousand dollars fine. If these are all
second degrees and she's found guilty on all accounts, she
could get up to thirty eight years in prison. Wow,
and a twenty eight thousand dollars fine, to which I say, good.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Yeah, but all that would probably get pleated down. To
be honest with.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Let's just say half. Let's just say she does half, right,
then it's gonna be nine years at minimum, and it's
going to be nineteen right, do you have that right?

Speaker 11 (26:07):
Now?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah? Nineteen something to that effect.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Yeah, either way, I don't think she's going to serve
any time at all whatsoever, if not much, maybe six
months first defense probably more than likely.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I don't think that matters on certain things. That doesn't matter,
And it depends on do you have a da who
is hell bent on stuff like this? Right? Right? Right?

Speaker 6 (26:30):
They they charge her with child neglect, right, but they're
gonna look at it as not you know, you're not
starving your kids and living in squalor like some child
neglect is, you know what I mean. It'd be like, uh,
a good lawyer could get her down to basically nothing.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
I think so too. I think that she probably her
defense will probably be like that's how she was raised.
If she was gonna fight at school, her parents probably said,
make sure you're not on school grounds, you know, to
handle your business or whatever, self defense whatever. But when
you are, there is a bit of training when it

(27:13):
comes to substitute teaching, and if it is an altercation
like that between students, you either go and get another
teacher or you go and call the office. You get
an authority. Figure she called the office, Yeah, right to
have that's to me where the big as she pursued
somebody right and involved them and.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Pulled them into it.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
Right, We'll see what happens. Male person arrested after drinking
at house party she made a delivery to. Yeah, so
there's this thirty three year old postal worker. Her name's
Caitlin Dye, and she made a delivery to this house
and they're like, hey, you want to come on in
and have a.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Drink, So she did.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
She says that she went in and had two shots
of vodka. Now, with what happened afterwards, I think it
was a little more than two shots of vodka, or
she was drinking moonshine and thought it was vodka, because
they say after she left, she hopped in her mail
truck and was driving erratically, swerving, going into the wrong lane.

(28:12):
She was even spotted throwing plastic cups out the window,
oh wow, of her mail truck. They say that she
nearly hit multiple vehicles while traveling down the highway. Officers
eventually pulled her over. They say that she appeared confused
and then she admitted to drinking at the party. She

(28:33):
even went on to teil the cops that she swished
some water in her mouth to try to cover up
the smell of the booze. Anyway, they popped her for dui.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
And took her to the county jail.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
One who has a party that early in the day,
or too, who has their mail delivered so late in
the evening?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I don't I think her party. I think you might
be a little naive too, one win, parties happened in
certain communities. And also how hard it is to be
a male person? All right, right, you deliver mail until
it's done exactly. Uh did you see her instagram?

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Huhuh good old kitty cat here. Oh yeah, she is
a woo girl, so it's not surprising. And she probably
went a lot further than just the two that's the stereotypical.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
How much did you have to drink, ma'am? I just
had two shots of vodka? Right, I think this is
the same girl, do you think so? Yeah? It looks
exactly like her on the face. And she's young. Yeah,
she's only thirty three. This girl looks way younger than
thirty three. Okay, but how many people are named I'm

(29:46):
always fascinated by the number of people that are named something. Yeah,
she does.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
She looks the same, you know, I mean that is
a mugshot that we're looking at right.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Compared to these bikini pigs. Hello, nurse, Yeah, of course
you would invite her in.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Well yeah, uh, Mail four, I got a package for you.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
You will come on. And that's a porn. I feel
like that's some porn. Lindz is going to talk about
mail man. I'm sorry. Man gets jail time for keeping
cats in U haul van. This happened outside in Illinois,
where a man has confessed a housing close to fifty
cats in a U haul van and he's going to jail.
Patrick Popik was sentenced yesterday to forty days behind bars.

(30:31):
He's also sentenced to one year of conditional discharge after
pleading guilty to one count of animal cruelty. The co defendant,
his wife, pleaded guilty to the same offense and received
the same sentence. She's been released after she served her
jail time. In February. The couple housed dozens of cats
in a Ford Transit U haul van for at least

(30:51):
two months. Damn, how big how big are the cats?
Or how big of the U haul? How big is
the U haul? And did was the you hear you haul?
And you're like, oh, it was blistering in the sun,
right right? Did it have little places for them? Were
they feeding them on the regular basis? It was it?

(31:14):
He didn't cool. You said this was a Ford transit van,
right U haul? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (31:19):
So uh that down there, the al Patron truck is
a Ford transit van. So it's probably gonna be about
that small. So fifty cats and that tiny little thing, okay, okay,
And they don't not all those transit vans have windows.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I just hear you haul, I hear truck. Oh, I
don't automatically go to a little small, you know, uh,
twelve foot van.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
That's what I was thinking. Twelve you know, sixteen twenty
footer that you used to move your entire house across
country with. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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has for sports.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
One of the most important stages of the NFL off
season is finally here. Round one of the draft kicks
off from Green Bay tonight. The Titans are expected to
keep the top pick and select Miami quarterback cam Ward.
Trade rumors are swirling around picks two and three, which
are currently owned by the Browns and the Giant. Colorado

(33:01):
two way star Travis Hunter, Penn State pass rusher Abdul Carter,
and a Boise State running back Ashton Genty are all
projected to go early. The draft continues tomorrow before wrapping
up on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
The big talk with two was Shador Sanders and that
he's dropping. They say he may not even go until
day two. There was an anonymous assistant who went on
the record stating that it was one of the worst
player interviews they've ever had, which I don't get why
you would do that. As a first of all, an

(33:37):
anonymous assistant, Huh, who's that? Yeah, that feels wild to
even be like, cite the source of what they do
and don't make it an assistant or don't make it
a coach, don't make it a personnel. Make sure you
say assist like there's just too much weirdness there. And
so I don't know if they did that to try

(34:00):
to make sure he gets to go where he wants
or where a team, a certain team that wants him.
But I think it's a crazy take to plummet someone's
Maybe is about an interview, I don't know, but it's
a wild take to try and plummet a player's career
because it means million It could mean millions of dollars
going second round.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
Yeah, maybe it's somebody who has it out for Dion Sanders's.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I mean, that's entirely possible, But to go after his
kid for that, you're not really hurting Dion Sanders.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Nick star Jalen Brunson has been recognized as one of
the top players in the league. Brunson was named the
recipient of the NBA's Clutch Player of the Year yesterday.
The twenty eight year old finished with seventy first place
votes and appeared on ninety eight percent of the ballots.
He shot fifty one percent in clutch time this season
and led the league with a five point six clutch

(34:51):
points per game. And that's your balls to the wall sports.
I'm Lindsay in ninety seven to five km ode.

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Speaker 1 (35:53):
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Speaker 6 (35:55):
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Speaker 1 (36:26):
You are my kind of cripple GIMPI tremendous. Today we
talk about sobriety. Guys.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
I'm familiar with California sober, right, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
You you what? Okay.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
This is a phrase that's been tossed around a lot lately,
and apparently it's a couple of years old. Uh, California
sober is when you smoke weed, but you don't do
anything else. You don't you don't do the cocaine. Apparently
you don't drink. I always thought it was I smoke weed,
but I don't do blow. I still drink a little bit,
but I don't do heroin. Yeah, I mean, but come
to find out, after doing some research, it's actually you

(37:03):
just smoke pott and that's it. I was recently talking
with the guy that we all know, and he was
talking about how he quit drinking and he enjoys his
California sober lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
I was like, Oh, that's that's cool, man, that's works
for you.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
It is what it is, right, But that set me
down a path of different kinds of sober.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Now, I don't call what you just do that's not sober.
That's blurring the line of sober, You and me same page.
I think we're all on the same page here, Right,
For me, sober is sober. There's nothing.

Speaker 6 (37:38):
There's no weed, there's no meth, there's no cooks, there's
no booze, there are no inneebreating substances.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
In your body. Do you count caffeine?

Speaker 6 (37:48):
I was just about to say that some people do
count that as a drug, nicotine, caffeine, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Me personally, I do not. I do not, even though
it is technically labeled a drug. It's got the en
and you know, I don't consider that because I don't
think you. I don't think getting jacked up on mountain
dew is the same thing as doing you know, a
couple of lines of blow. No, it's not. I always

(38:17):
go with the idea of you're sober from anything that,
if you take, will get you arrested.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Right, You're not going to get arrested for a doctor pepper. Right,
You're not going to get arrested for your Marlborough.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
You're not going to get pulled over for driving your
car high on caffeine.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Right, Coca cola, which is slang term for regular blow.
But all right, So, like I said that sent me
down a a rabbit hole of the different times of sobriety.
You guys have never heard of California sober so I'm
I'm sure you've never heard of Midwest sober?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Have you?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I can't say that I have this. Does it involve
corn to kinda kinda so Midwest sober?

Speaker 6 (39:00):
I found this out is you know, when you're out
and you're having some cocktails with your friends, right, a
couple of mixed drinks and you know, maybe a couple
of Vodkotonics or in my case it'd be like gem
and Tonic, right, and you get so far on those
and you're like, I've got to dial it back.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I'm switching to beer.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
That is what they consider Midwest sober, which I'll raise
my hand I am guilty of. I am guilty of that.
There's been many a times that I'll go out and
I'll have, you know, because I always always get doubles.
I think a single cocktail is just a waste of time,

(39:41):
it really is, you know. So I'll go out and
I'll have a couple like like maybe two maybe three
double gym and Tonics, and I hit that third, you know,
and before I, you know, make the decision should I
go for a fourth.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
One or not.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
I'm like, all right, I want to dial it back
because I don't want to go too far, too fast, right,
so I'll start drinking beer.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Think about this. Yeah, I know you guys.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Haven't seen land Man, right, none of you guys have
watched The land Man. But there's an episode in there
where Billy Bob Thornton's character is sitting at the bar
and he's drinking a michelob Ultra, right, and the bartender
comes up to him and he says, you want to
stick with beer or would you like something harder. He's like, no,
I quit drinking years ago. I'm just gonna sit here

(40:24):
and drink the beer. And the bartender's like, there's still
alcohol in it, and he's like, listen, it's michelob Ultra.
There's more alcohol than orange juice, right, And he's like, whatever, dude,
I've been on the wagon before.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Da da da da. This is the bartender talk.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
And he's like, whatever floats your boat and he's like,
all right, Billy Bob Thornton's character is like, all right, well,
i'll tell you what. I'll drink these six beers now
and then tomorrow I'll come in and have six whiskeys,
and you tell me if there's an affing difference, right,
so Midwest silver, Okay, all right, whatever works Again, we're

(40:59):
smudgeling whatever you got to talk yourself into to make
yourself not be an alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Right right, go for it. It works and I get it.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
Yes, there is not as much alcohol in a glass
or a glass of beer as there is and a
glass of whisky vodka whatever.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
Yeah, I was thinking more of the calorie content so
he can stay in his lady jeans that's what he wears.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Do everything I can to forget about Billy Bob and
women's pants, but you just keep bringing it back.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
So again I'm digging around.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
I'm like, I'm digging around looking at for different types
of sober, and there are more than what I thought
out here.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
I only knew of one, which is well, I mean
so but then straight edge. Excuse me, straight edge? What
do you mean by that? Straight edge? That's the only
other sober I knew? And that's it's the you abstain
from everything, including sex, including like every thing that is

(42:00):
bad news. Wow.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
See I didn't even think about that when I think
of sober, I'm thinking drugs and alcohol.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I don't even think about sex.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
But you have a very good point there, because there's
a lot of things out there that you can get
addicted to. And it's not just drugs and alcohol, sex, pornography, shopping, gambling,
video games.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I'm a believer that dosage is the poison on anything,
and that goes with sex. And if you're having crazy sex,
not in the way you think, just large amounts with
strangers and whatever every night, that is the poison dangerous
for sure. It's a very good point that you bring there.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
So digging around, I'm like, all right, what other types
of sober are there? I know of California, I recently
learned of the Midwest sober, and come to find out
there's a thing called lutite sober, which is no drugs,
not even prescribed by a doctor. All right, So if
you're like, let's say you you know, you go in
and the doctor's like, hell, I mean that even considers

(43:05):
like penicillin, right, antibiotics that's prescribed by a doctor, that's
a drug.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
So ludeite sober includes that.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
I guess at first I was thinking painkillers, right, you
hurt you back. The doctor's like, all right, well, here's
you know some you know some some whatever painkillers that
you know, take these and it'll help you out. But
I guess that if they're not doing any drugs, not
even prescribed by a doctor, that would include i'd be
profen eight hundred, you know, tiling all three with the

(43:34):
codine in it. That would also include penicillin or whatever,
antibiotics stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Like that, which I think that's kind of odd.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
I can get the part of like, let's not do
painkillers or muscle relaxers, well, like antibiotics, so those are
there to help you as some people think that just
letting it ride its course or whatever.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Some people think that some people think that that is
the work of the evil pharmaceutical empire.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
All right, which I've been I've been outspoken about big
Pharma before, and I think I have right to. They're
the ones that created the dilda fis. But that's neither
here or there.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Of all the people I know that are outspoken about it,
you might be the only one I know that has
a warranted claim, right.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Ain't at the truth? Ain't that at the truth?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Everybody's in the title of their opinion, gimp however, on
this topic has a foot hand invested right right may
not be my favorite hand, but I got a small
hand in there. Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
There's another one here that have listed as Mormon sober,
Mormon sober okay, and they say that that is non
medical drugs. No non medical drugs even caffeine. So I
as we had mentioned earlier, when you was like, hey,
do you consider caffeine part of that? I do not,
but apparently the Mormons do.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
They absolutely do. You're not supposed to drink caffeine. There's
a guy online that interviews kids at BYU and ask
them if they would rather, would you rather drink coffee
or kill a puppy? And all of them kill a
puppy because there's no there's you know, that doesn't inhibit
your ability to move on right, right, But drinking caffeine
whole no way. But the mindset even of what the

(45:13):
teachings are for these kids is that they can't they're
not supposed to have sex, but they're allowed to be
naked and have the person shake the bed, have their
friends shake the bed. Soaking. Soaking is what they call it.
And that's not sex because you're not doing it right, right, right.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
And then there's another one that's like the non committal
makeout sessh or something like that. You know, said, I've
seen what you're talking about. It is, and it's it's
so interesting the way that they see things, and so
it doesn't surprise me that there's a version of that
no caffeine. Another one is common sober, which is no
drugs or alcohol, which I think we're all on the

(45:53):
same page as. And then and then they have this
thing called hippie sober. Hippy sober apparently is the allowances
of shrooms in LSD, two drugs with low addiction potential
that are sometimes used in spiritual practice. All right, So
I'm I'm hippie sober. I don't do the coke, I

(46:15):
don't drink, I don't smoke weed, but I do eat
mushrooms in LSD, which I think personally far worse than
just a little bit of cannabis. Yeah, you know what
I mean, the effect. And I've seen the effects that
long term LSD use and mushroom use can do to somebody,

(46:38):
especially LSD.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
You know somebody.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
I've had friends that's taken a lot of that in
their time, and they changed. They are not the same
person that they were when I first met them. So
I don't know if I'm on board with hippie sober.
What's the longest either one of you have been sober,
not completely as we see sober.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, not about like you need to
be on a prescription drug for surgery or whatever. We're
talking no no weed, no heroin, no cocaine, no alcohol.
With the longest you have been sober, not including pregnancy, right.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Yeah, that's a good point because a lot of people
will clean up because they're pregnant, they're just smoking cigarettes
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah, but they pick a right back up out of
the Yeah, so.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Lindsay, I would probably say maybe a month with that.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Maybe sounds like like I'm I'm maybe going to Jamaica,
like like you're being a little giving.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
Three to four weeks.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Yeah, being one hundred percent completely honest right now, very
vulnerable on the air. I haven't been sober since I
was sixteen. I have quit smoking pot. I did for
like six months to get a job.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
But well, and there was although I don't I'm not
trying to air your stuff, but like there was another
time where I don't know if you were not doing
alcohol at that time, and you were on the air
with the show. You weren't doing any of that stuff.
Send it to me, so you know, fresh my memory.
And so I quit for six months smoke pot to

(48:15):
get a job, not this job, but a different job.
But I still drank alcohol at the same time, you
know what I mean. Uh okay, yeah, uh no, not
even then, not even then, Not even then did I stop,
right because it was one of those uh.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
It wasn't you know, it wasn't the hard stuff. I
was told, you're not doing pills, and you're not high
on cocaine. You know, you're not high on meth, So
everything's kind of all right, you know what I'm saying.
So even that time, But yeah, for six months, I
stopped smoking pot just to get a job. Picked it
right back up as soon as I passed the whiz

(48:57):
quiz and got my job or whatever. So just being
honest with you, you know, I haven't been sober since
I was sixteen.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
You know.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
I even had an next or whatever that had a
bit of a problem. And oh and I'm trying to
explain to her, Hey, your drinking's getting out of control,
blah blah blah, and She's like, well, when was the
last time you were completely sober? And I'm like, you
were absolutely right, But I feel that's smoking a little reefer.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Even smoking daily, even smoking two or three four times.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
A day as I was, is not near as bad
as drinking every day, being as heavily as a as
a drinker as this person was. But that's just yeah,
that's just mine.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
I think mine was maybe like three months, okay, not
counting when my wife was pregnant both times, right, but
I think it was three months, and it was when
I was going through my divorce.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
I just kind of clean up, have a have a
clear head while you're going through.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Maybe maybe it was more about I ain't trying to
cause any I don't need any extra smoke right now. Yeah,
that makes sense. That makes sense.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
But like much like everybody else does, or a lot
of people. Don't say everybody, but a lot of people do.
I did it when I needed the job, quit for
X amount of time, get past what you need to
get past pregnancy, same thing, and then pick it right
back up afterwards.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
But even now, like it's not a priority for me. Ryan,
Maybe maybe once on the weekend, maybe out a concert
next during the week, just having some phone or whatever. Yeah,
but it's like maybe one right, not near as hard
as we used to. That could go to a number
of things that could be attributed to We're just getting older,

(50:41):
you know what I mean, maybe thinking differently, priorities shift
or whatever. I enjoy my sleeping and I sleep better
when I don't.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
Ain't that the truth. I can't tell you how many times,
because you've got we've worked together for it'll be thirteen
years this year, right, how many times have I should
showed up hungover in the morning so much?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
In fact, I don't know when you're not exactly, So
that's not an insult, No, no, no, it's it's just
the truth.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
It is what it is, you know, and and and
and there's been times lately i'm I'm on my way
and I'm like, you know, how good it feels to
not be hungover coming into work And.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
This feels amazing.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
And I try to build on that. But then the
little guy on my shoulders like.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Hey, hey, right, is that rum chatta by the way,
I see in your in your studio where I thought
I saw a bottle of rumshotta nah here? No, okay, no,
I don't I don't even know what you're looking at.
Is it on my desk? Something on my desk? What
do you? What do you what are you.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
Trying to because that's a giant Stanley cup?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
No, not not there, No, I saw it. I thought
I saw it when I was walking. I thought I
saw a bottle of rum.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Chotta No, I've gone all time, shot like five different
bottles of liquor over here next to me. If somebody
came in and they saw all this, they'd be like, Jimpy,
you have a.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's actually happened before when corporate has been
in town and been like, you're gonna have to put
that liquor away. I'm like, I think they know what
alcohol is, right. If that's the concern, right, I'm glad
they found something to nitpick.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
On's gotta be something when you're so awesome like we are.
Yeah know they're like, yeah, they're fantastic, But did you
see the liquor cabinet they happen there? Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah but right right, Uh. There's another thing called
New York sober. I'll wrap this up real quick. New
York sober says when an individual doesn't drink but still
uses cocaine, okay. And then there's Wiskanson sober, Wisconsin sober

(52:41):
and cheese skirts and cheese skirts in your drink. They
say that you abstain from all substances except for alcohol.
I'm with scants and sober. I don't smoke weed, I
don't do coke. I'm Wisconsin sober. So there's a lot
of different kinds of sobers out which one are you be.

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Around the world?

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Speaker 1 (55:16):
Who would you like to give? Clues? Lindsey or Corbyn?
Go sewn? Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers starts
after the first clue. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
This is usually a family member's child who you would
go and in your kid too, and you would go
to the family reunion. You might end up thinking's cute.
Maybe you'll even kiss though, yes, but not, but but
not first second cousin. Yes, Uh, this is a website.

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Keep calm and blank on go. Yes, the animated Disney
movie Little Yes. If you get rear ended in a car,
you might suffer this on your neck. Yes, this is
the Little Onion Burgers, a pizza chain. I'm sorry, yeah,

(56:14):
not a pizza jaan, but yeah, you got it. Uh.
When you elect somebody to go to Washington, they are
your what representative? Yes? Uh? You They sell gas here,
but in the old days they would.

Speaker 8 (56:27):
Call it the what convenience store?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
No, before it was called a convenience store. Correct. Uh.
When we can't agree, but you get part of what
you want and part of what I want, that's called
a yes.

Speaker 8 (56:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
The not eight is what we got. Excellent job there, Sean, impressive.
So hey, so I already won Lincoln Park tickets. If
I win, the other person can have the Lincoln Park tickets.
I just want the other ones. Okay, okay, cool, Well
you get a little head of yourself there, Sean. I hope,
I hope we went because I went the record. I

(57:02):
want the record. Yeah, okay, thanks trying to be charitable.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 7 (57:11):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (57:12):
What is it Savannah? Savannah? How are you today? I agree?
Are you good? Make sure your radio is turned down
for me. Okay, you've got to beat eight. Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (57:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (57:25):
I'm ready? Okay, Savannah, think with your mind Brighten, Yes, okay,
just blank it? You what a drum?

Speaker 10 (57:42):
Do you want a drum?

Speaker 7 (57:43):
What do you do to a drum with a stick?
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (57:46):
You?

Speaker 14 (57:47):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (57:47):
Hit it?

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Dang it?

Speaker 7 (57:49):
Another word for that, Uh, don't stop it. Michael Jackson
had a song called blank it. Uh uh your your
heart pumps?

Speaker 8 (58:05):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (58:07):
Uh huh you use this? You get this from Joanne Fabrics.
Cats like to chase a ball of going Yes, uh,
this is like it's there is a form of crazy blank,
very sticky, and this is an animal and it is

(58:29):
Oh it isn't adhesive, it's crazy blank.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Time time time. That was the fastest one minute ever.
I'm sorry Savannah that you did not win. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 7 (58:39):
Okay, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
All right, I see you later. Congratulations. Sean, you're getting
just tickets to smoking guns. So we'll see you Saturday
at the be Okay soon, all right, buddy a yeah,
hang on the line, friend, so ghimp, you can make
sure he's got the right info. This is the one
that Lindsay ended on. Yeah, this is an ape adhesive.

(59:03):
There you go. They have They have many different types
of adhesive tape. Their competitor is the crazy version of this.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
Have you used the spray version of this? Sure haven't,
Lindsay glue, don't waste your money on it.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
All right, then, I say the same thing about gorilla tape.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
That is not good. The glue is about the best
that they go. Yes, they're super glues, pretty good. Yeah
that's what I'm saying. But their tape sucks ass. And
apparently the spray on glue, which I didn't know was
a thing. I didn't know I was in the company
of such diverse gorilla adhesive patriots so much so listen
Gorilla Company. If you're listening, do not I know it's

(59:42):
going to work the opposite, but do not hire either
one of these to do your influencer project. You can
hire meeting because I am a fan, all right, Lindsay
the one I ended on.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
Hey, you got it at the last second.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
It was all right.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
The record Now that puts you in the lead with seven,
keeps me with six, keeps Linds.

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Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
Four Well Calvina says here that Trump signs seven executive
order centered around education.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
He signed seven orders yesterday from the Oval Office, with some.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
Of the changes including introducing a new college accreditation process,
increasing empowerment to HBCUs, and improving education centered around AI technology.
In order was signed to reinstate common sense school discipline policies,
which Education Secretary Elenda McMahon.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Says will quote boost school safety.

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
Standards, adding that disciplining action should be based on exclusively
on students' behavior and actions. The world leaders will attend
the Pope's funeral.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
The Pope died on.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Monday Souffron stroke at the age of eighty eight. His
funeral will be Saturday morning at Saint Peter's Square at
the Vatican. The guest list includes President Trump, from the
First Lady Milania, the UK's Prince William, the British Prime Minister,
German Chancellor, French President Emmanuel Macron, and of course Ukrainian President.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Voldo mr Zelinski. You know what I learned about the
Pope's burial that this is the first pope to be
buried not be buried in three separate caskets, three separate
Do they like this member here. Yeah, that doesn't make
any damn sense. Apparently, it is a practice that has
to do with symbolism and practical considerations. The first, a

(01:02:33):
cypress coffin, symbolized humility immortality, while the second, a lead coffin,
provided preservation and protection. In a third, an outer elm coffin,
represented dignity and strength.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
Right, and he just wanted something plain and simple.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
He's like, no, that feels extra Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I did see that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
I also learned that it is tradition that they hit
the pope in the head with a hammer after he dies,
just to make sure.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
That he's dead. What that's what I saw on the TikTok.
I was like, I'm sure it has to be. It's
on the internet. Good. Yeah, this says no, they do
not hit the whether. This might not be true. We
can get to it a minute if you'd like. No,
they do not hit the pope with a hammer to
confirm death. While a traditional ritual involving a silver hammer

(01:03:26):
and calling the pope's baptismal name was once practice, it
is no longer to use to confirm a pope's death.
I though't know what's funny, is like dunk. Hey, pope,
you're dead, dunk. I was just sleeping. I want to
know the last like, how many times did they get
it wrong and then it became true right? And when

(01:03:47):
was the last time they did it right? I'm always fascinated.
When was the last time they did something that wild?
Nineteen fifties? By the way, we're totally gleaming over the
fact that they're not saying they didn't do it right.
What else do we have here?

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
Oh, the FDA spends milk quality control. The Food and
Drug Administration is halting its quality control program for milk
and dairy products. The FDA says the Food in Emergency
Response Network proficiency testing program Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Uh No, that wasn't part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
The Food Emergency Response Network No Wonder program will eventually
continue in another lab, but in the meantime, the agency
will work with the states to protect the milk supply.
This move comes after ten thousand jobs were cut across
the Department of Health and Human Service.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
All the good news is companies have always done a
good job policing themselves. What does milk quality control?

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
They just like take a sip that's good, yeah, or
they go straight to the other udder.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
I think that good. I think they you know, show
up and randomly pick them off the line, okay, or
buy them in randomly chat. I don't know anyhow.

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
Hey, lastly here and this is freaking fantastic. The Missus
Roper Romp and Caftain Krawl to benefit local nonprofit that
serves homeless families. Dozens of redheaded Missus ropers from Three's
Companies will be taken over Tulsa on Friday to raise
money for a nonprofit that serves homeless families. The Missus

(01:05:23):
Roper Romp and Captain Crawl will take place Tomorrow, five
pm to nine pm at one Oak Field. You might
want to ask Mike Malega about that tomorrow or later on.
It proceeds will benefit from the event will benefit Family
Promise of Tulsa County.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
That is wow. This is a national thing and this
is just the Tulsa version. Hey, anything you can do
to have a little fun.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
Absolutely. I've seen some of those Missus Roper's conventions before
and I think it's awesome. I think it's hilarious. So
some of them get really into it and get the
wig and the caftain is what it's called.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Well, I was like, that's that's fun. What's the caftain part?
That's what the the thing that she wears moo moo.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
Yeah, you would think it's a moomoo, but apparently a
mumou and a caftin are two totally different things.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
What's the difference the way they're shaped.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
Yeah, I guess the caftain is more of a a dress.
I'm guessing right now, amomo is more of an oversized shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I think. Okay, all right, this here's the difference. Yeah,
the muomoo origin origins are from Hawaii and they turn
the term denote cut off. The mumoo is the one
that dangles from the shoulder, and it's like a cross
between a shirt and a robe. Yeah, and that's what
you mean.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
Shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
I'm all about moomoo's and Captains Man have a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
She's easily the most famous person to wear one.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
Yeah, oh yeah, for sure. The NBA postseason continued yesterday.
The defending champion Celtics grabbed commanding two to nothing series
lead with a one oh nine to one hundred victory
over the Magic in Boston. Another action, the East's top
seeded Cavaliers took their own tune to nothing series lead
with a one twenty one to one twelve takedown of

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the Heat in Cleveland. Out West, Jalen Green led the
Rockets to a one oh nine and ninety four win
over the Warriors in Houston to tie up the series.
Three games make up tonight slate of NBA Playoff action.
At six, you got the New York Knicks at Detroit
at Pistons. That series is tied one to one. At
eight thirty, our Oklahoma City Thunder are at the Memphis Grizzlies,

(01:07:42):
where the Thunder lead the series two to nothing, And
at nine o'clock tonight, the Denver Nuggets are at the
Los Angeles Clippers and that series is also tied one
to one. The Pelicans continue to reshape their front office
following a disappoint ESPN reports that New Orleans is hiring

(01:08:03):
Troy Weaver as the team's new senior vice president of
Basketball Operations. Weaver will depart his position as a consultant
with the Washington Wizards and will report to new executive
VP of Basketball Operations at Joe Dumars. In other news,
Bryce and Graham will continue in his role as the
grand manager or general manager after being promoted last summer.

(01:08:26):
Yesterday was another day of sort of details, as a
sexual assault lawsuit against Shannon Sharp petes up. Yesterday. Tony Busby,
the attorney for Gabriella Zuniga formerly known as Jane Doe,
countered Sharpe's release of text messages with some text messages
that were provided by his client. Busby says these texts
shows Zuniga confronting Sharp over the alleged rape, with her

(01:08:50):
at one point reminding Sharp that no means no. These
texts were used to counter texts provided by Sharp, while
showing the alleged kinky and consent vitual nature of their relationship. Later,
Buzzby put out another statement regarding an alleged previous attempt
by Sharp to reach a financial settlement. Before this all

(01:09:10):
hit the fan. According to Buzby, his client had already
shot down a ten million dollar settlement offer. In Buzzby's eyes,
this tactic is at odds with Sharpe's claim that the allegations.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Are meritless except you tried to offer ten million dollars.
You don't offer ten million dollars if you've done nothing
wrong with exactly That's what her attorney's saying I mean
maybe she's going after more money. I don't know, but
you don't offer ten million dollars if you've done nothing, right,
if you've done nothing and you're not afraid to speak
the truth, you will take it face on, yep, in

(01:09:43):
the public view. But you offered ten million dollars. I'm
not saying he's guilty. I'm just saying that he's done
something that he was like, I want this to go away,
and here's ten million a fifth of your net worth?

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Right, Yeah, and that's your boss to the wall Sports.
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Good morning, Gippie, Well, good morning Corbin. We've got one
more pair of VIP tickets to Smoking Guns going down
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Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Conspiracy Theory Thursday. Now, I dropped this bomb, and I'm
ready to hash out the details all right of it.
And for those of you who didn't hear it in
Lindsay the mindset here, I've kind of always been really
leaned into this conspiracy theory that we live in a
simulation in a computer program. And I know, no, you're

(01:11:19):
gonna go, ah, that's crazy. Maybe you're probably right. But
there's one thing I saw recently that piqued my interest
even more and made me want to lean in even
more to sell that we live in a simulation. And
that is when I say it to you, you're gonna
have this revelation. You will make some sort of statement

(01:11:42):
similar to this, huh because it is something you just
don't notice. Does that mean it? I'm gonna give both points.
I'm going to get tried to give both sides of
the argument, but it is that there are no new cemeteries. Yeah,

(01:12:04):
you're probably right now to further sell that point. Lots
of people die. That's I know, you turn into the
show for wisdom and so you're getting it. Apparently, around
nine thousand people die every day in the US now
they say sixty two percent are cremated. That would still
leave about thirty four hundred burials per day, so over

(01:12:27):
one point two million new graves every day. A grave
takes about forty square feet that includes a space around it.
One point two million graves would need about forty eight
million square feet per year. That's around eleven thousand acres
of new land every year just for burials. So the

(01:12:51):
last ten years we should have added around eleven thousand
acres worth of cemeteries. But do you see that happening?
The work for it would take to prep the land,
dig the graves, maintain the property, help with logistics and funerals.
They're only about thirty five thousand cemetery workers in the country.
That's one worker for every ninety seven burials per year.

(01:13:15):
That is possible, but that feels really tight. You would
need more than that, probably one in sixty or one
in thirty to do that. That means you would know
somebody who knows somebody. Now, think about your personal life,

(01:13:37):
not what we've done on the show, because we know
we hear from all kinds of people. When you're the
biggest show in the state, that's gonna happen. But I'm
talking about your personal lives. Do you know someone who
works as a digger it runs the backo and digs graves.

(01:13:59):
I'm gonna guess probably not. I do in a sense.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
Because this person had texted in once about being a
grave digger, and I thought, well, that'd be interesting to
have them on for our listeners are awesome and spoke
with them for a little bit and it just didn't
work out. So I have spoken with an actual grave
digger runs the back because of the show. That's not
what we're talking about. We'realk about your personal life in
your circle you run with.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
My mother is on the cemetery board in our hometown.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Okay, that count no, But I can't imagine what topic
they need to deal with. Is it possible?

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
Is it possible that they're not creating new cemeteries because
the ones that we have they purchased enough land all
ahead of time to where they don't need to create
eight new ones.

Speaker 7 (01:15:01):
Yes, and no, I think a lot of them have
enough space. However, there's I'll use that one that my
mom is on the board for in my hometown. If
you haven't already purchased a plot, there are no more
plots available.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Yeah, I know a lot of places like that, right, So.

Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
If your family didn't already purchase one, then your sol
But also a lot of people now are.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
We cremate Grandma because there's nothing left?

Speaker 7 (01:15:30):
Right? I think more people are.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Doing that again, sixty percent this number I gave. Sixty
percent of they say is cremated, that still would leave
the number I gave. Yeah, So though you're right now,
one of the counter arguments is they reuse graves. Yeah,
which is I don't mean, I don't know if that's true.
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
Like they're going to exume a body and then pull
that out of it, the vault, the casket, all of that, right,
and then put it to the side and then put
a whole new vault and body inside that one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Two thoughts on that one. How many years do you
wait before you do that? Ryan? Two? Then explain why
we see gravestones that are hundreds of years old exactly?

Speaker 7 (01:16:15):
Exactly exactly. And I don't know if that's necessarily what
they're doing or if it's if they're reusing graves. I
would think that it would be more so for someone
who can't maybe afford a headstone, and so they're burying
it on top of another.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
So if you can't afford a great you buy a
plot of land to be buried in, there's a special
asterisk that you have to put your initials buy or
whoever that says, hey, if you don't put a gravestone here,
we can put another body here with a gravestone. Yeah,
So that's your argument you're making. Maybe that doesn't make
no doubt. That makes I think it's your plot of land,
you do with as you wish. Now, they may have
some requirements that you have to have some sort of

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designation or will provide a very simple you know, basl
sign right, or tomatoes grape tomato sign, you know, like
you put in your garden a tooth of popsicle stick
with your name on it. But here's the sum of
the counter argument to it. Three point two eight million

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people die in the US each year. That's roughly nine
thousand deaths per year as of twenty twenty four, about
sixty one point nine percent of the individuals are cremated,
leaving approximately thirty eight point one percent who are buried.
The US has around one hundred and forty four thousand
cemeteries covering an estimated one point four million acres. This

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land is efficient, I'm sorry, sufficient for current burial needs.
Approximately thirty five thousand people are employed in the cemetary service,
and they believe, according to this argument, that is an
adequate for current operations. Given the high and increasing cremation rate,
existing cemetary space and staffing are sufficient to meet current

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and foreseeable burial trends.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
We've got some interesting text here. One says, just built
a new cemetery south of Pehusca.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
Another one says, I know a grave digger. Also, new
cemeteries are opening all the time. I can think of,
at least off the top of my head, that has
purchased land next door to or across from an existing cemetery.
So that would make sense that existing cemeteries are just expanding.
They're not building new ones, they're just purchasing the land

(01:18:28):
around them. Maybe there's a house, maybe there's an old
business or something we'll level it and then we're just
gonna start putting bodies there. That makes sense. And I see,
I see them opening new ones outside of town.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Uh, this is an interest. The text that you read
about opening new cemeteries all the time. For me, one
of the counter arguments, especially when it comes to that
statement that text, is how do you know they're opening
a new one? Do they have flags in the dancing
guy and a barbecue right right right?

Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
Somebody out there with a big pair of scissors.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Does the chamber do a ribbon cutting right? I don't
think so. I could be wrong, but I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
And it also says your Midwest city started stacking three
people per grade. I don't know if are they related?

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Is it okay? If they're related, I'm not okay with it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
If they're stacking people on you know, strangers on top
of each other, like you know, take my folks for example,
they're buried right next to each other, so they need
the they need to put a body somewhere. They're gonna
stack you know, a missus, missus Smith on.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Top of my ma. I don't like that. I don't
like that at all.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
And then then you gotta then you gotta worry about
the headstones, right, the markers and stuff. If the my
folks already have a marker there, it's a dual marker one,
you know, one for each of them. So if you
stack a body on top of them, do you like
put another little marker off to the side or above it,
in front or whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:20:01):
Can you row?

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
That doesn't make no damn sense. In some situations, cemeteries
do allow for bodies to be stacked on top of
each other in a burial plot. This is often done
in double depth graves, where one person is buried at
a standard depth and another person is buried on top
of them at a deeper level. As far as the
Midwest city thing goes, I couldn't find any validity to that.

(01:20:24):
I would think there'd be an article about that. And
I do know of in certain communities where they are
above sea level New Orleans, right, that they do stack
bodies on top of each other. But you know that
going in.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
Right this text also another one says our tribal cemetery
is out of plots. We buried my uncle and cousin
and our family cemetery on our family land in a
designated area for cemetery. Okay, so there's people are still
getting buried, just maybe not in your traditional, you know, cemetery.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
And I would think tribal cemeteries have different rules or
policies that have to be in place to make it
a tribal cemetery. You can't just do it anywhere. It's
called grave recycling. It's a real thing. Hmm, this says.
Grave recycling, also known as grave reuse, refers to the

(01:21:22):
practice of reusing burial plots after a period of time,
typically after a body has been buried for several years
several four, right, eight? Three? Yeah? How many could are
you doing? Several? How many are giving me? Okay? About five? Okay, yeah,
I think that's a fair number. But bodies feels I

(01:21:44):
think you got to go at least fifty years. Good
chance that anybody's visiting after fifty years, I think diminishes dramatically.
Short of you being Abraham Lincoln, right, somebody famous, Yeah,
somebody had some fortitude in the situation.

Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
What if it was your infant that died, Yeah, fifty
years you could be gone. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
You're bringing up a great example, but I hardly think
that it should be the rule. I think you should
easily go, Hey this this kid was buried at nine months.
Let's leave this one alone. Let's move on to the next.
But overall the policy being fifty years.

Speaker 7 (01:22:25):
But it's your final resting place.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
That is a myth, right, that isn't a real thing.
That is something you say to make people feel better
about death.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
Right, You're not really going anywhere, right, so it is
kind of final.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
You are going somewhere where you're going into the ground.
You're dissolving. That's your final rut.

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
But it moves around. You're not dissolving you. You are
in that casket. You're in a box, in a box
in the ground. The box that you're in is surrounded
by concrete. Neither one of those are going to fall
to wear and tear. They're not in a rot over time,
all right. So and when your body because the embalment,

(01:23:06):
granted it's not intact like we see it now, but
it's also it takes a long time forget to scale
it to our status.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Look up cemetery in Philippines. They get most get reused
five years and you're out that that makes sense. The
Philippines is an island. Not a lot of space. Right,
also another country with a lot of weird rules. But
here's the thing though, when it comes to that reuse,
what do they do with the old ones? What do
they do you do with your trash? I throw it
out and it goes to the landfill.

Speaker 6 (01:23:34):
You go sit here and tell me that they're gonna
dig up a body because they need missus Smith to
go in over here. So they're gonna pull up mister
Jones and then just send him to the landfill.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
That doesn't seem right. Some parts of the Philippines, among
certain indigenous group, bodies are sometimes exoomed and reburied, or
even reassembled and dressed in clothing as part of elaborate
rituals honoring the deceit. The customs very greatly, but often
involve cleaning the bones, wrapping them in cloth, and dressing
them in clothes and jewelry. Okay, right, here's the question.

Speaker 6 (01:24:12):
So why the hell do we pay for a spot
if they're going to move you anyway, you're just leasing it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
You're leasing kind of like your house. Yeah. I always
think about this. The people that buried bodies on their land, right,
which you are allowed to do, and then they developed
the family farmland right into a neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
Oh god, and they're building just little houses on top
of it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Yeah, you don't know that. You don't know where there
are bodies buried, absolutely pc.

Speaker 6 (01:24:44):
I think about that every time I go through a
park and I'm playing disc golf. You don't know who's
buried here. You don't know how many people die here,
and not just you know, recently, whenever I'm talking throughout
all of time. You know, Riverside Park over there, great
disc golf, worse, great park wasn't always a park.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
It used to be cowboys and Indians, you know, running
through that some bitch and they kill each other. And
I'm sure there's people that have been buried there. How
much does it cost to open a cemetery?

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Oh? I thought it was gonna tell me it, didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
You think it'd be helped just whatever the cost of
the land is, how many, ever, however many acres you get,
you know, you get you know, one hundred acres of land,
because then it's what then it's what, it's just you're
digging holes.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
After that, average cost of a cemetery plot falls between
one thousand and four thousand dollars. Oh, for an actual
plot itself. Yeah, they're not cheap, which is a lot
per square foot if you understand how much land costs.

Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
Yeah, I've thought about going out because I want to
be buried the same cemetery that my folks are in. Now,
I can't be buried in the same area because they're
in the VFW lot because they're veterans, you know. But
I'd like to be in at least in the same cemetery,
even if I'm just on the other side of it.
But I know when when when my when my mom died,

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my dad went he went ahead and bought the spot,
you know, next to or whatever, and it was not she.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
It wasn't she at all. Yeah, because I know that
there are certain cemeteries have broken up into like there's
even like Jewish parts of a cemetery. And you can't
if you and your wife are you know, you're Jewish,
but your wife isn't. Right, you could be separated at death. Oh,
you are separated at death, that right, that is already

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a thing.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
I'd be having to be laying next to this damn stranger.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
I don't even know you. Yeah, and there's the question
of you know, the you get remarried. Who do you after,
you know, you become a widow, who do you get
buried next? Well, that's you could go deeper than that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
Let's just say that, you know, before your wife or
your spouse dies, you went ahead and bought the dual plots,
one right next to each other. But then you get,
like you said, you get remarried, Well, you've already got
your spot there. Do you put your new wife on
the other side of you? So now you're between two bitches, yes,
I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Okay, So you can fit about one thousand burial plots
per acre, Okay, the average and a typical town is
twenty acres. Okay, so that's what two hundred thousand bodies
one thousand per acre. So let's just do easy math. Right.
If you can do about one thousand dollars per plot,

(01:27:40):
and there's one thousand per acre, right, that's a big
money in the wrong business. That's a million dollars per acre. Yeah,
and if you have twenty acres, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
A lot of money. That's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
The uneral biz is a racket.

Speaker 6 (01:28:04):
Heck, yeah, they They make so much money it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Do you guys remember hear about the cemetery that was
found while building the Bok Center, I do not no
tell us more. Well, I will. There was an unmarked
cemetery discovered on the corners that the Bok Center sits
at where they were building it. They exhumed the bodies
and moved them and reburied them somewhere else. Why it
feels okay? That feels okay, Right, there's some reason that

(01:28:34):
feels okay.

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
Well, they're putting up an arena. They're not just you know,
digging them up to dig them up.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Right, and they rebare they handled it appropriately when they
reburied to put a new body in. The question still
remains what do they do with the with the old? Exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
Do you get cremated whether you like it or not
at that point, I mean, heck, when they when they
cleaned up after nine to eleven, they found a.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Boat, right, an old boat that had been buried underneath Yeah,
into that that was because that used to be water
and they pushed dirt and stuff over it to make
the land for Manhattan, and so they found a boat
that had sunk. So yeah, I guess they okay. Question
on the cemetery stuff. So later in life, say your

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kids want to go and visit their great grandparents' gravesite, like,
are they going to be gone eventually? Maybe that's what
sounds like, maybe because I don't know how many kids
asked to do that. Usually that is a parent induced thing. Yeah,
you're going to visit your grandparents. You're going to go

(01:29:41):
stare at the ground and be uncomfortable. And let's use
Gimpie as an example. When was the last time you
visited your parents they have been dead? Maybe combine like
give or take a couple of years near a decade
in a while.

Speaker 6 (01:29:54):
Yeah, it'll be ten years from my dad next year,
and so you gotta be about fourteen years from him. Uh,
last time I visited them was about this time last year.
Now I do say hello and wave at them every
time I pass by, which sure that counts. Sometimes is
every day something the way back on the weekends, not

(01:30:16):
all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
Yeah, listen, I don't know. If y'all say there's a
new cemetery, I have no reason not to believe you.
I have not seen a new cemetery. You start keeping
an eye off for him, though, I definitely am gonna
look into some land to build one. Though, right, twenty
million dollars for an average cemetery for.

Speaker 6 (01:30:38):
Real, for real, Now that's built over time. You're not
going to get that twenty million instantly just because you
bought the land.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
No, but vusually if you build a small car wash empire,
you're not getting that instantly either. It's a true statement.
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be
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soon for See them All twenty twenty five. Conspiracy Theory
Thursday continues. Maybe the clearest photo of a UFO ever. Now,
this was taken in Mexico that he was. This photographer
was in Chiapas for a photo shoot he was doing

(01:32:04):
at a sports complex when one of the models pointed
out the UFO and the sky. Apparently the model thought
it was an airplane. He took a photo of the
UFO then continued the photo shoot. The image, if you
see it, it looks by the way, he's doing a

(01:32:27):
photo shoot on a really cloudy day, and the the
UFO looks very cliche. It's obviously gone viral. The photographer said.
We were very confused and a little scared, so we
decided to ignore it and continue with the session. After

(01:32:47):
the session, the thing was gone. I gotta be honest,
I see that thing in the sky. I'm not taking
my eye off it. No, because you don't know what
it is. I'm not gonna go right.

Speaker 7 (01:32:59):
And he gets photographer, I'm sure he's got the camera
that takes as many pictures as possible in a second.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
Or if he doesn't, I'm sure he's got more cameras
with him. Right right, right, I'd be.

Speaker 7 (01:33:11):
Taking as many photos as possible, or.

Speaker 6 (01:33:13):
It's photoshop because it looks like every stereotypical Ufore.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Here is the best line of the whole story, and
I will not comment on it. I won't allude to anything.
I'll let you draw your own conclusion. The photographer swears
he doesn't know how to use photoshop or perform digital editing.

Speaker 7 (01:33:35):
Bullony.

Speaker 6 (01:33:38):
As a photographer, you need to know how to do
digital editing.

Speaker 7 (01:33:42):
Come on, and you're working with models, Come.

Speaker 6 (01:33:46):
On, right, exactly, I could I could see, maybe not photoshop.
I don't get into the photoshop, but you do have
to know how to do the digital editing.

Speaker 7 (01:33:56):
Yep, because this poor model has a blemish on her
face today, we need to edit that out of the
probos please right?

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
Oh, yes, I'll take care of stretch marks or you
know whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Come on, man, I know Gimbie hates AI, but this
might be an example that might scope move him a little,
move the needle a little bit closer to he's okay
with it. And that is somebody took that photo and
put it into artificial intelligence and said, there's a forty
seven percent probability that the UFO photo was created by
artificial or digitally edited intelligence. Right, but it believes there's

(01:34:31):
a fifty two percent that it was actually photographed by
a human and is legitimate so fifty two percent would
mean that it is real. A newspaper reported that the
photographer claimed the UFO was seen by several residents in
the city who will testify to the UFO's citing and legitimacy.

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
So how come these aliens are driving the same goddamn
nineteen seventies model UFO that's been around forever? Hell, nineteen
fifties model UFO that's been around. I've got a great,
great fantastic got good mechanics you know, that can work
on it in case something breaks down. But we've advanced

(01:35:16):
in time. We are not driving the same style cars
in the as we were in the fifties.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:35:25):
It's the cars today don't look anything like they do
back then. So how come UFOs aren't changing the style
of their spaceship.

Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
They're simple.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
I mean, if you are a super intelligent being, which
we like to allude that aliens are, sure, then why
do you think they hadn't already found the perfect one?
Why would they need to change it?

Speaker 6 (01:35:46):
Yeah, because people like me, they're like, come on, you've
been driving the same thing for the past, you know,
seventy five years.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
There's a model an alien up there going I need
a newer model for real.

Speaker 7 (01:35:57):
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
And if they're intelligent, they can do all the things
their selves. I like this text of this common in
one of the photos, and it says, and it's very clear, concise,
and it says, Nope, not real.

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
How would you know because they've seen real? No, That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
How would you know? How can you look at that
and go Nope, not real. It's not like AI creating
people where they add a different, you know, an extra digit.
What is it about that photo for you that makes
it Nope, not real. I don't think I believe it's real,
but I don't think it's real for a different reason.
I don't think it's real, not because it's photoshop. I

(01:36:38):
think it's not real because we're not that compelling. If
these are super intelligent beings that have traveled all over,
what do they care about us. There's a little there's
a little narcissistic behavior of like, well they would want us, Yeah,
we're great. Why would they not want us?

Speaker 7 (01:36:58):
They wanted to see the pretty models on their phone.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
Right because alien lacked boobs too? Aliens?

Speaker 15 (01:37:05):
Alien abduct I just asked Chad Gpt to create me
a picture of an alien UFO hovering over a Mexican mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
Nice, it's taking its time, yeah, together, Yeah, I'm gonna
guess to come back. It's going to come back a
little cartoonish. I think you have to add the the
some sort of line to tell it to be real,
that you can pass it off as real, make it
look real. Yeah, because the problem with some of that
stuff is if you don't tell it, there's no autonomy.

(01:37:37):
So if you tell it, hey, create a photo of
my friend Mike doing this, they're gonna make Mike look
like whoever? Right? Right? And even when I give descriptions,
like when I because I use it to create coloring
pages for my kids with them, and I have to
draw it and write a description of what my kids
look like, it barely gets it right.

Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
Well, this one, it looks like a painting. It did
finally come back with something, and it looks like a
painting of somebody that painted a UFO hovering over a
Mexican village, right with a mountain in the background. I'm
gonna try that and make it look life like and
see what comes up with.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
Well, we'll post it on our Facebook page and Instagram
if you guys want to see it. We take a break.
Mike Lega from the Tulsa Drillers is going to join us.

Speaker 9 (01:38:21):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with The Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
Good morning, it's the Big Man Morning Show. Fe free
A three three four six OKMO d join us. On
the line right now is Mike Maligan with the Tulsa Drillers. Hello, sir,
how are you.

Speaker 8 (01:38:55):
I'm great, Good morning Corbyn, Good morning to you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
Drillers are on the road right now, but they return
back next week and we get into that. I feel
like this is like that weather weird time where man,
we hope we play.

Speaker 8 (01:39:07):
Dude, don't say that. That's so.

Speaker 16 (01:39:08):
That was the whole month of April for us. Yeah,
we need may to be like the month that we play.
But one of the time.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
But one of the cool things that happens when you
see a game at one Oakfield is it's such a
beautiful park. There's you can see the game and stand
up on the concourse and the guys will still play
if it's raining a little bit and it's always a
great experience down there at the at one Oakfield.

Speaker 16 (01:39:27):
Yes, sir, Yeah, well appreciate that for sure. You know,
we we played during a lot of weather in that
first homestand and kudous to those that that showed up
and supported the drugs. We had all the games in amazingly.
Our groundskeeper Garyot kept it going and it was it was.
It was a decent run, but sure would have been better.

Speaker 8 (01:39:43):
So May needs to be sunny skies.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Maybe. Yeah, let's talk a minute about the Major League
I'm sorry, the NFL draft that starts tonight and they, uh,
there's always talk about players and where does your take
on drafts, whether it be Major League Baseball or the NFL.
Is it a lot of hype over maybe really one
or two players that actually pan out. There are so

(01:40:06):
many stories of guys that get drafted, and there's so
much pomp and circumstance around it, and rightfully so, it's
quite the achievement to get drafted or to get pulled
onto a team, But to make it once you're they're
you know, really playing as a whole other thing, isn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:40:21):
I mean to me, those are I'm not a draft guy,
those are nothing burgers for me. It's just a lot
of talking guys yelling at me and telling me details
about guys that I'm never going to care about.

Speaker 8 (01:40:30):
So I'm not a.

Speaker 16 (01:40:31):
Huge draft guy, but you know, I know a lot
of people are. And it just depends on the sport.
I feel like in the NFL, if you got to
hit on that first round pick, otherwise you're completely screwed.
In MLB, it's much lower percentage. I think of those
guys pan out because they're you know, major League Baseball.
That's why we're here, That's why the drillers are what
we do. We are developing players they are not ready

(01:40:52):
to go to the major leagues straight out of college
or straight out of high school or wherever they get
drafted from. In the NFL and the NBA, if you
get drafted in the first round, you have got to
perform otherwise it sets a team back a couple of years.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Yeah, and it's all for me. It's always It's only
exciting when it's a player from a school you're excited
about or from your town.

Speaker 8 (01:41:12):
Right, absolutely, yeah, no question.

Speaker 16 (01:41:13):
You have to have that personal connection to it, like
you know, if you don't have the personal connection to it.
You really just need to be an absolute diehard that
wants to absolutely absorb every ounce of content for that
particular draft that you can't. I'm not that guy. Like
I won't tune in tonight. I'll look at it later
on tonight and see what my New York Giants took,
which which is our next failed first round draft pick

(01:41:34):
going to be? And I'll stick it in my back
pocket and we'll see in August or September.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
You know, Michael leg has joining us from the Tulsa Drillers.
Drillers are on the road right now, but they'll be
back next week. Get your tickets Tulsa Drillers dot Com
to see them in action. And we've got the NBA
games going on right now, the playoffs, and I don't
know why this isn't getting enough exposure, but I would
love your take on this on the Thunder not getting

(01:41:59):
no as maybe one of the best NBA teams of
all time this season.

Speaker 16 (01:42:05):
I mean, I think they get disrespected honestly because we're
from Oklahoma. Because they're dominating. I think they had like
the largest margin of victory on the season. They had
almost fifty wins over ten points. I mean, it's unheard of.
They haven't played in tight games because they're that good.
They're healthy, because their guys don't have to play forty
two minutes. You know, they have about nine to ten

(01:42:27):
guys in the rotation. They're incredible and they're rolling. They're
steamrolling right now over Memphis. So it's exciting to see.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Yeah, they have. They've set a franchise record for wins
in a season, including the seventy one season. Right they
have a net rating of twelve point eight and indicates
they're outscoring of points opponents by a significant margin. They're
on the top teams historically. Their offensive defense is ridiculous,
as some of the best in the league, with strong

(01:42:54):
point differential and defensive statistics. The Thunders performance has earned
them compare to dominate teams like the ninety five, ninety
six Bulls and the twenty fifteen to twenty sixteen Warriors.
But we don't hear anybody talk about that.

Speaker 8 (01:43:09):
Yeah, it's incredible. It's incredible.

Speaker 16 (01:43:11):
And you know, another part of it, I think too,
is that they are so deep and they play as
such a team.

Speaker 8 (01:43:15):
You see it in the postgame interviews. You know, these guys.

Speaker 16 (01:43:18):
They there's not one or two or three superstars on
that team. There's SGA and then there is like nine
super high quality NBA players on there. So it doesn't
have the star power of say, you know, like those
teams that you just mentioned, you know, the Steph Curry
teams and the Michael Jordan type team. So you know whatever,
keep flying them under the radar and they'll just they're

(01:43:39):
just going to keep spanking teams by fifteen twenty points.

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
It seems like, yeah, well, and when you watch them
play like they did the other night, they weren't as
dominant as the night before early on, but they dealt
with the adversity and they just seem to not let
those things bother them. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:43:52):
No, it's incredible, I mean, and really it starts at
the top, right, I mean the GM Sam.

Speaker 8 (01:43:56):
Presty is like a wizard. The way he's built this team.

Speaker 16 (01:44:00):
It's different to build a team in Oklahoma City than
it is in New York for the Knicks or in
LA for the Lakers. You know, it's different, and I
think he's mastered it. These guys want to be in
Oklahoma City, where a lot of superstars don't necessarily want
to be and he's just built that team incredibly. Then
the head coach, you know, the Dagnold is amazing, and
the leadership on the team with sga and and Jalen

(01:44:21):
and those guys, it's just it's just a perfect team. Honestly,
it's it is They deserve those comparisons to those to
those super super legendary teams for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Mike leg is joining US Tulsa Drillers in Action starting
again next week at Tulsa Drillers dot Com to get
your tickets. And finally turning to Major League Baseball, uh
I wanted to bring up some can you think of
a season where there have been so many teams displaced
out of their home stadiums. You've got the was it
Tampa Bay that isn't playing in their stadium? Or is

(01:44:51):
the one of the teams in Florida not playing in
their stadium in the ad and then you got the
the A's not playing in their stadium and they're they're
both playing in minor league parks. That has to be
an impossible task to deal with.

Speaker 16 (01:45:06):
Yeah, I mean, there's just so much to unpack on that.
It's crazy. I mean, in my lifetime. I mean, I
remember when Yankee Stadium when I was a little kid,
was under renovations and constructions and the Yankees had to
go play at Chase Stadium, right, And they basically played
major league games every day at Chase State, and the
Yankees and the Mets just rotated who was home the
whole time. But like you just don't hear about teams

(01:45:26):
being displaced. I got to be honest with you, as
a guy that's running the minor league team.

Speaker 8 (01:45:30):
I am loving it.

Speaker 16 (01:45:31):
I'm tuning into those Tampa Bay Raised games, and I'm
tuning into those A's games in the Sacramento I love
seeing it. And honestly, the weird thing is the A's
and the race they might actually do better attendance wise
in stadiums a third of the size of whether they
played in their major league games.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Yeah, that is wild to think about. And do you
think we could see a turn of not making these
Oh I guess we already have these giant cathedrals as
ballparks and making making them a little more intimate for
the game because of the success you've seen with those
teams playing in those parks.

Speaker 8 (01:46:04):
Yeah, no doubt. I mean that's already started.

Speaker 16 (01:46:07):
I mean, I think the days of these sixty and
seventy thousand seat stadiums and these baseball seats that get
shared with NFL teams, I think that era is long gone.
And you know, now you've got stadiums like Pittsburgh where
it's like mid thirty thousands, and I mean, I think
you got to have I think you got to have
that level to generate the revenue that you need. You
need to have at least that mid thirties load to

(01:46:28):
mid thirties on the minimum, just to capitalize on those
big weekends, those July fourths, so those big Fridays and
Saturday nights. I don't think you get much smaller than that.
But I've been to PNC Park in Pittsburgh and it
is intimate, and even if they've got ten twelve thousand
people in there, it still feels like it's got a
little energy. So yeah, I think we've turned a page
on that. Unless you're going to be in a major market,

(01:46:50):
nobody's building a stadium with over fifty thousand seats in it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Just seeing baseball being played live, I really enjoy the
Drillers are playing some exciting baseball. They're back in Action
on Tuesday. Make sure you get your tickets. I think
is this our first Tuesday that we're gonna see in action? Uh,
since you guys have been back.

Speaker 8 (01:47:07):
It'll be the second one.

Speaker 16 (01:47:08):
Yeah, last homestand we did have a great we had
great weather on the Tuesday. But yeah, two dollars Tuesday
will come back next week. It should be you know,
it should be hopefully better weather than what we experienced
earlier in the season. And you know, you know, you
can't beat at two dollars tickets. There's two dollars soft drinks,
two dollars hot dogs. You can bring out a family
of four for for less than thirty bucks and enjoy
a night out at and root on your home team.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Get your tickets Tulsa Drillers dot com. Mike, have a
great weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:47:31):
I appreciate it. Thanks Corby, you too, take a break.

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Speaker 6 (01:48:20):
Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbin. Here a little bit,
we're gonna talk to Dustin Fletcher about smoking guns. What
has happened in this Saturday at the Bok Center. There's
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Now here's Corby Kimpi and Lindsay with this week's top list.
This week's top list is money flex. What are your
top five money flexes? I think this is gonna be
a little troubling because, uh, you might not think it's
a money flex that's true. What do you got, Lindsay?

Speaker 7 (01:48:59):
Umm, my Michelle watch? I didn't wear it today. I
should have.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 7 (01:49:07):
It's a brand of a Michelle I.

Speaker 11 (01:49:11):
Didn't know you were such an enthusiasm silver and it's
got a opal plate face plate on it and I
got it when I got married.

Speaker 7 (01:49:25):
My husband and I bought each other watches when we
got married. Those were our wedding gifts, and it was pricey.
It was just under six hundred bucks, most expensive watch
I've ever owned. Yeah, and it still looks really really great.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
Not as expensive as an Apple, no.

Speaker 7 (01:49:47):
But looks very a lot classier.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
Sure.

Speaker 7 (01:49:53):
Number four tornado shelter.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
That's a money flex.

Speaker 7 (01:49:58):
I think so not everyone has them.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
Okay, did you guys put yours in?

Speaker 7 (01:50:03):
No, came with the house?

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
Well, then that's you. That's not you purchased. That's not
a you money flex. That's something that you bought a
house and it come with it. Yeah, that's say you
purchased your bathroom.

Speaker 7 (01:50:16):
Well, it's in makes the house more expensive? Up, it's
the value right, No, it does?

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
Okay, Yes, two plus two is five. Have a great day.

Speaker 7 (01:50:32):
Well then you'll probably have a problem with my number three.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
I don't have a problem with three of these. We're
having a conversation my backyard turf in the backyard, What
does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:50:42):
Don't have to mow astro turf?

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
Fake grass?

Speaker 7 (01:50:46):
Take grass?

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
Got it?

Speaker 6 (01:50:47):
She is the only person I know that has astro turf.
In their backyard or in their yard at all?

Speaker 1 (01:50:52):
Front And did you pay to install that?

Speaker 17 (01:50:55):
Nope?

Speaker 7 (01:50:56):
Nope, but it is awesome and I don't think I mean,
if it ever needs to be replaced, we will definitely
do that because I don't think now that we've got it,
could ever live without it. So nice not having to mow,
and after a hard rain can still just walk out
onto it, no worries.

Speaker 6 (01:51:15):
Would you consider turfing your front yard?

Speaker 7 (01:51:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
No, like to keep it all on natural. Huh yeah,
do you have a dog?

Speaker 7 (01:51:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
Oh okay, it's a fat ass kid, right. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:51:33):
Two? And number two is my natural curly hair. People
pay hundreds of dollars to get perms and I don't
have to do that. It saves me money, which I
love and I appreciate it very much. And people tell
me all the time, is your hair a perm or

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did you get a perm? No, it's natural.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
I'm not sure you understood the assignment.

Speaker 7 (01:52:00):
No, it saved it saves me money.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
It's not a financial flex You spend money flexing, Like
look what I got right right right right right? Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:52:10):
Okay. Number one would be around eighteen hundred acres of
hunting property.

Speaker 6 (01:52:16):
So that's a flex you own all eighteen hundred Yeah,
that's a lot of acreage.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
Yeah, you should build a cemetery.

Speaker 6 (01:52:24):
No, absolutely, not telling you you're missing out on twenty
million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:52:30):
How far away is it? Uh? Shoot, do you not know?

Speaker 7 (01:52:36):
Half an hour? Hour and a half. Yeah, I mean
people want that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:44):
Top list money flexes? What are your top five money flexes?
GIMPI Number five tailored shirts. I have custom fitted tailored shirts. Yeah,
yeah you did.

Speaker 6 (01:52:57):
I don't know any A lot of people or anybody
really that has custom tailored shirts. A lot of people
that I know just buy a straight off the rack
and leave it as it is.

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
Some people do the embroidery on the cuff, like their initials.
Next time you need to do the hashtag I like
where your mind is at? That's so funny, or on
the call or on the Yeah, maybe get a sponsor too,
Why not look like that? Damn Ricky Bobby, I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:53:25):
I'll put Patricias on one sleeve, right, I heeart cock
somewhere on like.

Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
A pocket or something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:53:32):
I'm all for it, for it, yes, uh number number four.
My car is paid for no payments. Now, granted I
didn't pay that much, but I don't have a payment.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
Yeah, I don't know. If it looks at that and goes, hey,
look at that guy, this car is paid for. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:53:55):
Number three on my list of money flexes my extensive,
extensive collection of video games and consoles. I've got PS five,
you know, which is really new. There's still some people
out there that I even got one yet, right, got
my PS three, you know, just in disc based games alone,

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I've got about thirty of them. And then if I
started digging into digital games that I have saved on
hard drives, we're looking at upwards to one hundred, you know. So, Yeah,
video games collection my number two, which could also probably

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be my number one, but I made it at number two.
My big ass FN eighty six inch television.

Speaker 1 (01:54:47):
I expected it to be on your list.

Speaker 6 (01:54:48):
Goddamn right, I love that thing. Nude scenes are just
way better. Those booths are so big and they it
looks so real. So if you see me kissing my TV,
mind you own business.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
If you see Gimpy kissing his own TV, you're in
the room, right, I know, mind you looking the other way?

Speaker 6 (01:55:14):
And number number one, number one money flex for me,
I've got four motorcycles. I've got four motorcycles, all paid for,
no payments on any of them at all, whatsoever. And yes,
all of them run in case you wonder, No, I'm
sure they're broke down. No, no, they all run, and

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I could ride them if I wanted to. I just
choose to write the one.

Speaker 1 (01:55:39):
We're doing Top money flexes, your top five money flexes,
number five for me, I had one. I'm changing it
and I'm gonna put Jordan's. Okay, I own three pairs.
Dang are they watches or video game consoles? No? Are

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they cheap? No, I don't think so. No, they're not
for shoes, I don't think so. And I own three
pair of just Jordan's. Not every ones, but just Jordan's.
Number four Digital calendar, a TV digital calendar. I have
a TV on a wall in the hallway. That is
the digital calendar. That's interesting that I bought the computer

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parts and built on my own and so it's whatever
ours on our calendar that my wife and I input,
it populates onto this calendar. So my kids they are
of that age now they want to know what we're
doing next weekend or whatever. It's right there. They can
see it. Whenever they want. It is a touch screen. No,
I didn't want to spend that much. That sucks. How
big a screen are we talking about it? It's a

(01:56:43):
thirty two Okay, not big enough. Yeah, that's what kids
have in their room as TV sometimes miles. Yeah. Yeah.
Number four the eight sleep. I have an eight sleep
topper and it is a It goes on top of
the mattress and then I have an app and my

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wife also has it. She can set her side to
the temperature she wants decide. It's about fifteen hundred dollars,
but it is miraculous. You've talked about it. I thought
that was the whole mattress, not just a top. No,
it's just a topper. Oh that's interesting. But still fifteen
hundred dollars my daily expense on it. It's well worth.
It is. If it broke today and ruined my mattress,

(01:57:29):
I'm buying a new one before the sun sets. It's
one of my favorite things that we own. Number three
my cars. We have a BMW and we have an Oudie. Pretty.
They are unnecessary. There's no reason to pay that much
for a vehicle, but I'm glad I did. Number two

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expensive dinners. I like eating expensive dinners. I like going
to expensive restaurants. I understand it all makes a turn,
but I like eating a spoonful of sea foam or whatever. Yeah,
I like eating fancy dinners. It feels awesome. Yeah I don't.

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I'm sure you have a problem with it. I'm sure
you guys will working out with your therapist. But for me,
it's fantastic. It's your money spending on how you want amen.
Some people spending on drugs, some people gamble. I spend
mine on a mouzed boosh your food addiction. And then
number one for me financial flex is building an outdoor
living room with a beer tap. It's pretty awesome, completely unnecessary,

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giant waste of money.

Speaker 6 (01:58:39):
Could have just put a poor swainbacker and a correct.

Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
I had a patio, right, I had a covered patio,
not big enough. Wanted a bigger wanted a dining room
out there and a living room and a beer taps.
It's a It's bigger than the first house I ever
lived in. Wo wow, my own me personally when I
was out of my own right right right right, So

(01:59:05):
that is a ridiculous money flex.

Speaker 7 (01:59:07):
Yeah, but it's not a waste of money.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
If that, that's not what money flexes are. That's not
what money flexes are. Money flexes are things you don't
necessarily need that you spent money on. I got money
and I bought X that some may deem you're you're
showing off your money.

Speaker 6 (01:59:25):
Like somebody texted, then why isn't your three thousand dollars
vacuum on your list?

Speaker 7 (01:59:28):
Lindsay, I don't have the Patriot anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
That was the name of it.

Speaker 7 (01:59:33):
Yeah, it was the Patriot. It was called the Patriot.

Speaker 1 (01:59:35):
What happened to it? It got old, it broke, it
got old?

Speaker 7 (01:59:40):
Yeah, how long did it last? Twelve years? Not long enough?

Speaker 1 (01:59:47):
No, I don't think so. I paid seven hundred dollars
for an upright Hoover vacuum and it's been beat the hell.
I've replaced the coat and it's the best vacuum we own, right.

Speaker 6 (01:59:56):
Yeah, when I go to Bueno, I had sour cream
and walk to Ma Muchuko every time.

Speaker 1 (02:00:02):
Flexen stuff's not cheating, I mean I had my first
one was Starbucks every day, right, So it can definitely
be extra gualk Yes, if that's your thing, if that's
how you live large, I.

Speaker 6 (02:00:17):
Get extra bacon on my burger. They charge me a
dollar twenty five strip.

Speaker 1 (02:00:21):
You want to add walk, Yes, yes I do. Let
me check my bank account real quick. Can I set
that up through a firm? Right? All right, we got
to take a break.

Speaker 17 (02:00:33):
When we come back, we'll talk smoking guy.

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
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and twist from smoking guns is joined us right now. Hey, buddy,

(02:01:13):
how are you? What's up?

Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
Congratulations man, tenth year and you guys are you've been
unveiling the fights every day or so. You've been putting
out a new fight and you I mean, the fights
are looking great. Man. How many total fights are we
gonna have on Saturday at the Bok Center.

Speaker 18 (02:01:28):
Yeah, so we're gonna have eleven fights. We've reduced the
fights from sixteen from last year. So man, our eleven
fights are going to be action packed this year. Really
excited about it. And this morning I brought one of
my fighters, Alyssa Lofton. She's out of a Waso Fire Department.
Super excited to have her on the card this year

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and been working on this particular fight for two years.
She was supposed to fight last year, an injury occurred
and I am so excited to have her on the
fight card this year.

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Congratulations on being on the card. How excited are you
so excited? What is it for you that wanted to
be involved in this?

Speaker 14 (02:02:11):
Involved in smoking guns? Man, I've watched it, I think
every every year that has happened. So you know, I've
been in the crowd when I was not a first
responder and always thought like, Wow, this is this is
super cool. I was like, I would love to do
something like this one day, and then got on at
the fire department. It's not the reason I became a firefighter,
but you know, I got on at the fire department

(02:02:32):
and I was like, hey, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (02:02:35):
So I love the MMA community, been involved with jiu
jitsu for years, so I was ready to do a fight.
And what a better way to do a debut than
smoking guns?

Speaker 1 (02:02:44):
What does your husband say when you're like, I want to.

Speaker 14 (02:02:46):
Do this he said, hell, yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
He feels like the guy because he's kicked my ass
a couple of times, Like he feels like the guy
who would be like, yes he is.

Speaker 14 (02:02:54):
It's funny because people people would be like, well, what
does your husband think like? And then guys in the
gym and back. I'd never let my wife fight, I
was like, because she's not very good, Like, get her
some help.

Speaker 1 (02:03:05):
Growing up, were you involved in combat sports of any
kind or maybe you were a kid who got in
trouble and.

Speaker 14 (02:03:12):
Yeah, well there's nothing sanctioned. So we had a rowdy
bunch growing up. Always just had a good fun went
to Conswell High School, which is known for their wrestling program,
so I think it's just kind of in a blood Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:03:25):
And did you wrestle at Connsville too?

Speaker 14 (02:03:27):
I did not. They did not have a girls wrestling program.
Then they do now, which I'm super excited for them,
but had they definitely would have been involved.

Speaker 1 (02:03:33):
What's something that you've been surprised by with this process
of getting ready to fight? Because for people that don't
know smoking guns, it's going to be set at the
Bok Center. Is a MMA or boxing event between firefighters
and police officers. Each one depends on whether it's MMA
or boxing, and it's all to raise money for two
great organizations, the Special Olympics of Oklahoma and the Firefighters
Oklahoma Firefighters Burn Camp. And some of the people have

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never fought before ever, some guys have had, some guys
or girls have had a career. And so what was
it like that surprised you getting ready for this process
that you were like, Wow, I didn't I didn't know
I'd love this or I didn't know it would be
like this.

Speaker 14 (02:04:10):
Uh yeah, So my fight camp was pretty tough. I
carry Greenwell. Michael Welnax hosted my fight camp, and it
was tough.

Speaker 1 (02:04:19):
So I did a longer one.

Speaker 14 (02:04:20):
I did twelve weeks and just the grueling, like three
to five hours a day. I came into it what
I thought was in pretty good shape, but man, the
when you're in fight shape, it's a whole different deal.
So that was probably the biggest surprise. But I've enjoyed
every step of it. You know, there were days I
didn't want to go train, and those it end up
being my very best days. So it's it's just been

(02:04:42):
a fun time. I've really enjoyed all of it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:44):
What are you looking forward to the most when you
get in the cage, are you looking just for them
to close that door and get started. I don't want
to give away too much of your thought process, but
are you looking for that first the first strike. Are
you looking for just them to raise your hand? What
are the thing you're looking forward to the most?

Speaker 14 (02:05:00):
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm excited to just kind of flow
with it. I think I've got a pretty good game
plan too, But I'm also aware that, you know, I've
got to be able to be adaptable and be ready
for anything. So yeah, I'm excited to close the doors
and get this thing going.

Speaker 1 (02:05:12):
Do you know anything about your opponent?

Speaker 14 (02:05:14):
I don't know a whole lot about her. No. I
know she's a cop, obviously, I've I've heard she's good
at certain things. I've heard she's not good at other things.
None of that stuff really matters to me, you know. Randomly,
I'll have people be like, hey, I just found out
she's this, Like hey, she's a d T instructor. It's like, okay,
I'm a paramedic. Like I don't think we need to
talk about each other's resume. None of that stuff really

(02:05:35):
matters when you get in the cage to start getting hit.

Speaker 1 (02:05:37):
Right, what's the pregame ritual going to look like? Do
you have the music picked out you're going to listen to?
Are you not going to listen to music? What's your
pre fight ritual? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (02:05:45):
I stay pretty calm. If I get too uh, too
hyped up, I don't want to get a big adrenaline
dump right before the fight, So I'm trying to just
stay cool, stay calm until we get in the cage.
Then when the when the bell goes off, turned into
an animal?

Speaker 1 (02:05:59):
Have you approached going on calls differently? And I don't
mean that like backing off, Like do you have a
different left fear? Not that you even had fear, but like,
do you have a different attitude going on calls? Now?

Speaker 14 (02:06:09):
Maybe those days when I come back to work after
training pretty hard, I'm a little bit more angry. My
guys on my crew are like, Lofton's hungry. Somebody get
her a piece of cheese. We can't do this, so
she's hungry.

Speaker 1 (02:06:23):
Yeah, Well, we can't wait to see you in action
on Saturday at the Bok Center. Twist talk about some
of the other fights. How many boxing how many MMA
fights do we have on the card.

Speaker 18 (02:06:32):
Yeah, so out of the eleven, I only have one
other boxing match.

Speaker 1 (02:06:37):
Okay, so wow, how that's evolved.

Speaker 18 (02:06:39):
Yeah, the rest Or MMA, the other the one boxing
match that I have is my other female fight, and
super excited about that one as well. The other fights,
like I said, they're all MMA matches, and you know,
like you're talking to a list to hear. The one

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thing that we can kind of say about these matches
and the men and women that are competing in these
they are training like they are seriously.

Speaker 1 (02:07:14):
More than we've ever seen any of the participants train.

Speaker 14 (02:07:17):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:07:17):
Yes, this is not your backyard fight.

Speaker 18 (02:07:20):
This is not Hey, I just am deciding to get
up and I think I want to fight today. You know, No,
they know well ahead of time. They are going through
their camps, they know, they know who their opponents are.
They're doing their homework, they're coming up with the game
plan to put on the best show, and so the

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level that these fighters are coming in at are top notch,
especially for amateur. So super excited to watch all these fights.
I don't have a fight on my card that I'm
going to be disappointed in.

Speaker 1 (02:07:58):
We always get a certain set of questions after you
were dustin or here, and that is how can I participate,
whether it's fight, whether it is have a table, be
a sponsor, buy tickets. Let's talk about each one of those.
If you want to fight, it's a little too late,
right yeah for this year? Yeah, definitely maybe after the show, yeah, yeah.
So if you are interested in fighting.

Speaker 18 (02:08:21):
We put up stuff on our Facebook page, on any
of our socials, we put up ways to get involved
with that. We put up QR codes and it links
you to a page that gives us like a basic outline,
kind of like a biography, tells us who you are,

(02:08:42):
what you do, and your background experience. And that's how
I kind of get your basic demographic and to help
me kind of you know, box you into a category
if you want to get involved with tickets. Right now,
we are two days out. We do sell tickets on

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the floor, but we are sold out.

Speaker 1 (02:09:08):
Oh congratulations.

Speaker 18 (02:09:09):
Yes, So as much as I would like to say,
hey we still have more table tickets, we're sold out.
But we are super appreciative of all the companies that
have been involved with us. So what is available now
is our general admission tickets and how you can get
on that is through ticket Master, or you can purchase

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tickets the day of by going to the box office
and getting your tickets there.

Speaker 1 (02:09:37):
That's the Bok Center. It's always a great time watching
the fights. From the moment it starts until the moment
it ends. You find yourself cheering for one if you've
got no investment, you find yourself either cheering for the
firefighters or the police officers, and then you're not sure
quite how you got on that side, which it's great
either way. But there's so much camaraderie that happens, and
the fun rivalry between both first respond is really really fun.

(02:10:01):
And then of course seeing the beneficiaries of the event
there as well is always really heart warming. But you've
got a special fight this year, the Patriot Fight, if
I'm not mistaken, Yes, yes I do have a Patriot Fight.
So that is always near and dear to my heart.
This will be the second year doing it.

Speaker 18 (02:10:20):
I have Dallas Ford with the Oklahoma Army National Guard
and Jonah Abercrombie with the Oklahoma Air National Guard. So
since I'm from the Oklahoma Army National Guard and I've
been in for eighteen and a half years now, I
would like for this Patriot fight to continue throughout as

(02:10:44):
long as I can see. And it was a big
hit last year, and I think we got a lot
of good and positive feedback with that, and it brings
a different demographic to our fights and people really enjoyed
it and super excited to see that fight.

Speaker 1 (02:11:02):
And you just announced too that you're gonna have a
UFC legend at the fights as well.

Speaker 18 (02:11:06):
Right, Yes, Johnny Hendricks is coming back. We also have
Matt Grice is coming to help announce. So we've got
some really good guys that have UFC experience.

Speaker 1 (02:11:22):
It's gonna be awesome. I want to say something about
Johnny is he's now a police officer and he will
work his shift and then drive up to be cage
side and then go back to do his shift. Yes.
This his work ethic has not changed since he left
the UFC. Yes, and I couldn't meet you, couldn't find
a nicer guy. Yes.

Speaker 18 (02:11:41):
I ask him every year, Hey do you need a hotel? Like, Hey,
we'll put you up in a hotel. He's like, no, man,
I got to work the next day and I'm like,
are you sure. He's like no, don't worry about it.
He drives up here, that's his thing.

Speaker 1 (02:11:57):
Shows up right before like, yes, you kind of will
get your watch, yes, yes, but that's how much he
loves this event. This this event is really important to him.
And there aren't a lot of events like this across
the country, is there. No?

Speaker 18 (02:12:08):
No, you know, there's a lot of events that do
just boxing alone. But we are the biggest M M
A and boxing event in the country and that is
something that we are very proud of. And there's not
I don't know of anybody else that is doing it on.

Speaker 1 (02:12:27):
A bigger stage than we are.

Speaker 18 (02:12:29):
And we couldn't be more happier and more blessed than
you know what we're doing right now. So we continue
to grow and man, we're so happy to be able
to give back to our two charities, Special Olympics of
Oklahoma and Firefighters Sprint Camp.

Speaker 1 (02:12:49):
And then to wrap this up, is there anybody any
sponsors you want to make sure you say thank you
too that are helping make smoking guns possible this year
going down Saturday at the BOK Center. Get your tickets
boccenter dot com.

Speaker 18 (02:13:00):
Obviously Quick Trip is going to be our corporate sponsor.
Always a big shout out to a quick trip, Monster Graves,
McLain chosen roofing. There's so many, but thank you to
all those and obviously Kmod.

Speaker 1 (02:13:19):
Sure, so thank you. We're glad to be a part
of it again. I mean it's a really cool event
that I'm grateful that we're still have a great relationship
for so thank you for that. Listeners there, anybody you
want to say thank you? Anybody at the station you
want to tell them to get back to work.

Speaker 14 (02:13:31):
Or yeah, my crew is actually on shift today, so yeah,
you guys, get back to work. But yeah, thank you
to Kara Greenvill. You know, she's a proven may fighter
host on my camp. She didn't have to do it,
especially some louc Ahead firefighter coming in to do a
charity event. My boys at Rogue Martial Arts, thank you
Mike for for helping me out and getting me through
this and ready to represent you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:13:50):
Yeah, I'm excited to see you in action. You've worked
my ass a couple of times, so there's something different
when you know the person fighting like your heart kind
of moves at a different click. You feel anxiety when
you see them in certain situations. So I'm really looking
forward to seeing you in action Saturday, be Okay Center,
Best luck. Can't wait to see you raise the belt.

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Thanks Twist, have a great one man, Thank you. We'll
be back.

Speaker 9 (02:14:17):
If you're listening to The Big Man Morning Show, this
is Tulsa's Morning show.

Speaker 1 (02:14:43):
Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show again.

Speaker 13 (02:14:47):
Smoking Guns happening Saturday, be Okay Center. I always get
really excited, like on the Friday Thursday Friday before because
I started thinking about all the fights.

Speaker 1 (02:14:57):
Yeah, and then seeing Alyssa and talking to her like
it makes me even more excited. It's gonna be awesome
all right. Time to find out what everybody learned? Lindsay,
what'd you learn today?

Speaker 7 (02:15:07):
I learned that Corbyn's financial flex is spending a paycheck
on a meal that's too pretty to eat. And also
Corbyn got his ass whooped by your Girl.

Speaker 1 (02:15:18):
Which is a movie Lindsay promoting, and I Gimpy, what'd
you learn today?

Speaker 6 (02:15:21):
I learned that you could go to jail jail for
having a truckload a pussy cats, and also learn that
Lindsay likes to keep her front all that round.

Speaker 1 (02:15:32):
One of these is the thing Gimpy did. The other
is a movie. Lindsay will promote a box full of cats.
A guy got in trouble for and he's wearing a
meat suit and if he's kissing the TV, leave him alone, right, Corbyn,
say make sure that dishwashers loaded.

Speaker 7 (02:15:45):
Right it's Lindsay steps tracking my cycle.

Speaker 1 (02:15:47):
This is gimpy and want that. Yeah, now what.

Speaker 14 (02:16:07):
It be.

Speaker 2 (02:16:10):
To make some noise.

Speaker 1 (02:16:14):
Interpassword Corbyn New messages. The Big Mad Morning Show would
like to take a minute to thank troops from Oklahoma and.

Speaker 8 (02:16:21):
All over the United States.

Speaker 1 (02:16:22):
These soldiers have sacrificed. Did the Big Mad Morning Show
before you to back like the total douchebags that they
are total douchebag bag, total incomplete douchebag.

Speaker 8 (02:16:31):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 16 (02:16:33):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 8 (02:16:35):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 1 (02:16:36):
Douglas Rocking All, I blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 16 (02:16:41):
We try boys,