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k m O D boom. So this is a news
story we have, and I'm not quite clear why it's
a news story, but it says that like they're looking

(04:15):
for this man because he stole a thousand dollars of
merch from a sporting goods store in Ohio. That's not
a big take so far as a thousand dollars. Yeah, well,
I mean that's grand larsening now, no, no, no, of
course I'm talking about it like it makes it sound
like you got a lot of stuff, right, A thousand
that's like ten maybe ten jerseys, probably less than ten. Yeah,

(04:38):
you know, pair of pants, athletic pants. You can grab
six seven of those and be at a thousand bucks. Okay,
but you hear a thousand bucks and you think he's
got both arms stretched out and he's like, you know,
I got a trash bag, right, And maybe you did.
I haven't really looked at all the photos, but the

(05:00):
question I have is, you're at a sporting good store.
You're gonna steal one thousand dollars of things, and you
got to you got to take into consideration stealing, So
you gotta be quick, agile. You can't take a bench press, right, right,
So you got to use some practicality with your thought process. Here,

(05:20):
what are you taking to get you to one thousand dollars? Now,
when you say sporting good store, I'm imagining like an
academy sports a Dix or something like that, right, Okay,
This isn't like a specialty store where they, you know,
specialize in like autographed merchandise and stuff. Correct, okay, correct,
because something like that you can grab one small thing

(05:43):
and be at one thousand dollars. It depends on what
you're getting, Yeah, like an autographed Patrick Mahomes jersey or helmet.
Sure sure, no sporting goods store. Okay. And you don't
want to take like a bicycle right again, you got
to think of practicality of getting it out and being
able to evade.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
But if I could get away with a lacrosse helmet,
I would There is expensive. I mean a really good
one is around over five hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Stuff like that that. I don't blame my parents for
keeping me right. Stuff like that. That's a great me
and my song and it said if you're out on
the field with what my vacation cost would be, you
better take it seriously.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
No doubt, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay, so you got a helmet.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yeah, maybe I probably wouldn't be able to get out
with the entire stick because they are pretty large, I
mean size wise, but the stick head itself, that would
be awesome. I can get out with that.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Are you planning on shoving this down your pants and
walking out or because I was thinking just grab and go. Well,
but I mean if you're trying to conceal it and
shove it down your pants, I get what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah. Yeah, so the the stick heads alone, some of
them can go up to over three hundred wow. Yeah, yeah,
so you can.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
You can change the heads and the sticks like that,
like customer, okay, yeah, okay, yeah. But see here's the thing.
I see what you're doing, and I get it. But
if you're stealing, you're not going highest priced, highest priced,
highest price.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
You're grabbing and going.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
So you may get a hundred dollars stick in, right, yeah,
or you may get one hundred dollars helmet. You're not
automatically grabbing the high end one.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
True, But to be honest, I don't think I've ever
seen a hundred dollars helmet in any of.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Those Okay, I think you understand the point of.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yeah that and then and you know, some clothes. I'd
probably head on over to like the Nike aisle and
and and take some some shorts or some some pants,
maybe maybe some Jordan shoes if I could get away with.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, but here's so. Now you got a helmet and
you got a stick. Now you're gonna try And by
the way, you ain't getting shoes. They just have the displays.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Oh that's yeah, some stores have them out.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Okay, yeah, you ain't getting shoes.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
You're not gonna stand there with your stick and your
Nike gear and go eight and a half, eight and
a half, right and a half? Right?

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Yeah, what if I have a cart? Now I'm just
gonna run with that out of the store because technically, you.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Know, I've never robbed anybody.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
No, but we say it all the time. They're not
supposed to chase you out, right, Well, no.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
They yeah, they can chase you out someplace. Is just
because that's the rule, right, does not mean somebody isn't
feeling like a cowboy. But that again, you're adding some
context to the question. Yeah, so what Now you got
a helmet and there are helmets for one hundred dollars,

(09:17):
hundred and nineteen dollars. So you're getting a helmet, you're
getting a stick, you're getting some Nike gear. You're gonna
get a display model shoe. You can't wear just a left.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
My arms are full, I'm sure by then.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay, we'll trying to get to a thousand bucks gimbi.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's see okay, And this is fun because this is
like shows the differences and who we are and what
we're going to take. Right, Because Lindsay's thinking of her kids.
She's gonna get a helmet, she's gonna get a stick,
maybe a pair of shoes, all right. Me, on the
other hand, I'm going straight back to the firearms. Right.
I want to take this Smith and Wesson M and

(09:57):
P nine that's five hundred and seventy nine on its own,
right in a case that can be But listen, if
you're grabbing, go you smash that case, grab that gun.
Blast on out of there, all right? So wait, blast
on out of there, Like I'm not shooting. Blast means
blast means I'm running the hell out of there. Smash
the case, get the gun, run the hell on out

(10:18):
of there. Okay, two of those puts me over one
thousand dollars as it is. But you know, what good
is a gun without any ammo? Right, So then you
pick up a case of like five hundred rounds that's
going to cost you about two hundred and something dollars,
about three hundred dollars for five hundred rounds. Not worried
about the weight of any of these items, not at all,
not at all. You know, the the AMMO is going

(10:40):
to be the head or yeah, the heaviest, right, because
you got a case of five hundred rounds, that's going
to be the heaviest. The gun I can easily put
in my waistband, and and I've had and now i've
got well whatever arms that I have here, I've got
one free arm to hold onto the case of AMMO.
So with that, I'll take the gun. I'll take two

(11:01):
cases of those five hundred rounds. I'm over one thousand
dollars already, and I've got minimal stuff. You know, all
I'm doing is really running with two boxes of AMMO
in my hand and a gun in my waistband. Yeah.
My goal is I'm gonna be in as in and

(11:21):
out of there as quick as possible. I'm definitely not
breaking anything because I don't want to draw unnecessary tension.
And so I think I'm going with what I initially said.
I'm going to the jerseys. Okay, the NBA jerseys, whatever's
right there on display. It's football season, they got football jerseys.
If it's basketball season, they got basketball jerseys. Yeah, like NBA, NFL,

(11:43):
n CUBA. And I'm just bear hugging and running running
out of there. But now, are so are you going
to sell said jersey? Sure? Going to wear Absolutely? Absolutely? Okay, absolutely, Yeah.
It's it's a heist at that level. You're trying to

(12:04):
make some money. You're not trying to feed your baby
and stealing baby formula.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
You know what I'm saying. Right when I was in.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
College and I would steal TI eighty five's, it was
all about resale.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Of course, it was the side hustle.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Go for a couple hundred bucks, Boom, you got dinner
for the week. My pitch was always they were one
hundred dollars in the book store. You can buy it
from me for eighty five what a bar? Yeah, And
nine times out of ten they go, will you take fifty?
And I go of course I will because I don't
want this. I don't want to be carrying this anymore.
And it was in the box and everything, and we

(12:40):
could get like three or four.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
At a time.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
And how we got away with it for so long,
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
But I think it's you got to be quick.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I don't think you can be precise.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay, Like, I don't know if you can go where's
You run into the store and you're like, now, maybe
the one you visit, but you going to go, excuse me, sir,
where's your lacrosse section? Right? Well, that's the fun thing, right,
So you walk in all nonchalant, acting like, hey, I'm
just a regular customer here looking around to do. Oh
look a lacrosse helmet zinc and the head to a

(13:18):
stick zinc. Yeah. Yeah, try to be all incognito about it. Yeah.
I don't know if this is true. I'd have to
ask my friend who does lost prevention. But there are
lost prevention people that sit in the parking lot and
watch people go in and pick purpse based off they
just know what they would look like. Isn't that profiling? Yes, yes, yes,

(13:41):
that's the way it works. And so they sit in
the parking lot and go that person and then they
wired in like orange shirt hat backwards, wow, some some
words and a bunch of jumbled mess with a hashtag.
But a kept beard. Yeah. Sometimes, And I'm not sure

(14:06):
if he's got his hand in his shirt on one side,
how you throw him off if he's I don't know
if he's faking's got an arm injury. See. Yeah, that's
another reason why I can't come make rhymes at all.
Whatsoever I stick out? Yeah, yeah, that orange shirt ain't
doing you any favorite orange shirt, tiny arm, tiny t
rex arm. No, no, no, no, they'll catch me in minutes. Yeah,

(14:26):
in minutes. So I gotta get a fake arm, you know,
at least a fake hand of stuff in my sleep.
But even then it's gonna be one arm shorter than
the other. They both look normal, but one shorter than
the other. Yeah, I would say when you didn't have
the beard, yeah, for sure, here and the bright orange shirt,
for sure, I would agree with you. But you you

(14:47):
don't do a lot to quiet it down. No, no,
and I don't mean this at a mean. You're a
very loud individual. I can your presentation is loud. I
can be I can be mostly when it comes to work, tire. Yes,
I am bright construction worker colored clothes, right, But outside
of work, it's mostly just black T shirts and a

(15:08):
pair of blue jeans. You know, so I mean. But
still the Dilda fist sticks out truth, So there's still
no getting around it at all. Whatsoever? Truth put a
ski mask on and everything right, put on a Richard
Nixon mask and every I'm still just stuck because why

(15:29):
God curse me?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Or however, if you walk into a bank just like that,
they may side eye you. But if you walk into
a bank dressed as you are, same way with a
Nixon mask on, I think that's a dead giveaway. It's

(15:53):
not doing you any favors. Right, Oh, mister Nixon, thanks
for coming in to day. You guys of my wife crazy,
I do that when we're out in the public. I'm like, baby,
look it's Patrick Mahomes. Oh no it wasn't. Damn it. Well,
we have the jersey.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
He's in the jersey.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Lebron Chance is here.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
He's so short.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yes, he came all the way to a wat walmart
is shopping. It was funny the first time. And now
at the nine hundred and thirty fifth time she does
not find it funny. H We got tickets to the
Tody's Who're gonna give away. We'll see what Gimby wants
to talk about. We'll take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
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Speaker 1 (16:38):
Whose Quikies are stories you may have missed in the news.
We cover them here. Put a link on our Facebook
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World news, local news, and news that just makes you say,
what the Here's Corby, Gimby and Lindsay with what's going
on news quaggies from The Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
In ninety seven five, a.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
Woman put to rest with a Barbie themed funeral. The
story is interesting and also very sad. A thirty nine
year old woman from Florida. Her name is Dakivia. They
call her Kivi Steed. Her life was turned upside down
last November when she was diagnosed with breast cancer. She

(17:23):
found a lump in her armpit, and months later she
received the heartbreaking news that her cancer was terminal after
further tests revealed that it had spread into the lining
of her brain. So she decided to start making arrangements
for her funeral, and she planned a glamorous, a Barbie

(17:46):
inspired bash so her family could give her a stylish
and extravagant final send off. She loved fashion clothes. If
you needed help putting an outfit together, she was the
person that you would call set her sister Didy, that
was her life, fashion and her four young children, and

(18:09):
one of her favorite colors was pink. She was a
real life Barbie doll. So she passed away on March
twenty first, and she had a funeral for one hundred
people in attendance and they were all to wear either
black or pink. And her coffin was actually made of glass,

(18:35):
so it actually looked like a Barbie box, and on
each side of the coffin there were cutouts of her
standing up like a Barbie, like life size posters. Now, people,
I guess did give the funeral director some backlash saying

(18:56):
that this was two extra of a funeral and stuff,
and he was like, whatever, this is exactly what she wanted.
And the family said, no, this was done with grace, elegance,
and class, and this would have been exactly what my
sister would have wanted her type of funeral. They have
put together a GoFundMe to help support the sister who

(19:19):
is now raising her four nephews. She died just ten
days before her fortieth birthday.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
You think they say it's extra because of the glass coffin. Yeah,
people don't want to see the entire dead body, just
the top of it. Maybe they wouldn't need to go
fund me if they didn't spend all this money. That's
a true statement. How much you think a glass coffin costs?
I know the one for my dad cost It was
like three k and it was in glass.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Bro I rented because I was just having my dad.
My dad was cremated, and so we just rented a
coffin and it was still for forty two dollars.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Damn to rent one?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Why did you want one?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
That makes no sense?

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Well, the funeral services.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
So that's everything, that's the whole total cost. Oh okay,
Well you made it sound like the coffin rental was
four thousand. But still if your dad was cremated, why
have a coffin present? That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Well for the showing, he still has to lie in something.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
You know what? You know what no, he doesn't. Okay,
so he was.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
He was there at the service, his body was there,
and then they cremated him afterwards. That's the first time
I've ever heard anything. Oh yeah, no, that's that happens
a lot, okay, because usually it's like you know, at
least in my experience, it was, they were cremated and
then they just like have the urn up there on
the stage or whatever.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
That's definitely been done too.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You can do what everywhere this says anywhere from five
thousand dollars. Here's one for twenty nine hundred dollars. Okay, yeah,
you can get them six thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
They're all over the.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's damn, damn racket. If he as man, I don't
think coffine should cost that much. But there was one
thing that was said in that that it was classy
with class Is that what you said? Yeah, I mean,
I don't know, I don't know if that's classy. Was
it a typo and it said glassy, I don't know

(21:25):
if that's classy to have a Barbie themed wedding or
to have me do it any way you want, pay
tribute to the person anyway you want, but you can't
go it was elegant and classy. It's pink and effigies
of cartoons. I get what you're saying, right, So it
needed to be more gaudy with a whole bunch of
gold and you know, yeah, maybe something more along the

(21:46):
lines of like we paid tribute to her in the
way that she loved and we paid we stayed true
to the Barbie theme. Yea makes sense, rather than like
it was classy and is there a certain age where
this feels weird? Yes? At forty now I've seen guys.
Do they do these for men with football teams and stuff?
And I think it's just as weird. Yeah. You know

(22:09):
what would have been made that funeral a lot better
is if they'd have taken that glass coffin and then
just like wrapped the sides and bottom and like maybe
the top portion of it to where it looks like
a Barbie box. You know what I mean, totally that
would have made way better, just a lot, just a
regular old glass box. You see her whole dead ass

(22:29):
body right there. Yeah, make it look like she's in
a packaging at Barbie Packaging. When we went to New York,
we went to FAO shorts and they have a Barbie
section and they have a giant Barbie box.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
You go in and get your picture taken in. Yeah,
that would have been awesome.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, you really want to stay true to the Barbie theme.
I think that's the way to go. I mean, they're
already hugely in det and got to go fund me
going for it, so why not spend the extra money
and get it wrapped on? Yeah? Oh man, it's just
wild to think about someone you love dies and you're like,
we gotta do this for right. So there's this guy
on TikTok and he's been documenting his death like he's dying, right,

(23:05):
And he just died, and so you go with him
to pick his funeral spot. You go with him to
pick a casket, like you go with him on his
bad days, you're with him on his good like. He
documents everything right, really crazy to watch. And his wife
got pregnant and they just had the baby like at

(23:29):
the beginning of the month. Right, he went into hospice
care three days ago and now he's dead, and so
he made a video and he was like, hey, here's
a video. If you're watching this, I'm dead. Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, no, it's rough. But here's the brilliant part.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
He goes and he talks to whatever his wife's name is,
and he's like, this, this is instruction for you. You
can edit this out like it's very raw, and you
can tell that she didn't do any of that obviously
because it's there. And he's like, the idea of this
video is to allow my wife the space to grieve
in any way she needs without feeling like she needed

(24:07):
to make a video to announce to the world I'm dead.
I'm aware that we've been doing this and you guys
deserve to know when that happens. And I don't want
her having the pressure to do that, right And and
in the video he's like hey, and he gives her
some more instruction. He's like, hey, do this or don't.

(24:28):
And that's the point I'm trying to make, is that like,
it doesn't it doesn't matter, no, not to the person
that's dying. No, No, it's it's one hundred percent for you.
How you do it is up to you. So when
they're like, she would have loved it, yeah, but did
you right? Right, nurse cops a plea and dog abandonment.
So this gal, she's a forty six year old nurse.

(24:51):
Her name's Alison Gazer and she's out of Pennsylvania right well.
Back in twenty twenty three, she wanted to go on
a little six day Mexican vacation. She wanted to take
her little frenchy bulldog with her, but when she gets
to the airport, the airport people were like, hey, you
don't meet the requirements for an emotional support animal and

(25:11):
you don't even have a proper kennel, so you can't
take your dog with you. So what did she decide
to do? She puts her dog in a stroller and
then leaves it next to short term parking hops on
a plane goes to Mexico. The airport police find the dog.
They instantly take it to put it in foster care.
And then when she gets back from her vacation, she's

(25:33):
approached by the airport police and they start asking her
about it. She admitted that she left the dog behind
because the airline denied the dog boarding. She even showed
them a text message that she had sent to her mama.
She had sent to a tax to her mama saying, hey,
call the airport and tell them to take the dog
to the local pound and I'll pick it up when
I get back. And then her mama said, you're going

(25:55):
to be arrested for dog abandonment, and she was well.
Flash forward a couple of years later, she finally goes
through all the courts and proceedings and she pleads down
from animal cruelty and neglect and she's only fined one
hundred and fifty dollars and then ordered to pay three
hundred and fifty dollars in court cost. Plan when you

(26:17):
leave a dog man like cat? Yeah, really, I think
that you're not a good person when you abandon it. No,
you were not, but you should your cat or any pet,
to be honest, if you'd have known, you know, hey,
you got to meet and I'm sure they say you've
got to meet certain requirements to bring a dog with you.
You should have thought about that beforehand or just left
the dog at home. Lifeguard impaled by umbrella. This happened

(26:40):
in New Jersey, where a lifeguard is recovering after she
was impaled by an umbrella on the Jersey shore. This
is like a beach umbrella, right, not like singing in
the rain umbrella, reports indicator whind Gus blew the young
woman off her lifeguard chair and onto the umbrella. The
six foot pole pierced through her left shoulder and came
out her back by two inches. Damn. According to the

(27:04):
fire officials, it had to be cut into pieces before
the lifeguard could be taken to the hospital. She's since
been released. It's gonna have a full recovery. I think
she's just a little embarrassed. Apparently she was adjusting her chair.
The wind blew the umbrella, she went to grab it, missed,
it fell off right.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Through her shoulder.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Damn. Could have been by two inches, so she was
hold on. Yeah, that's about that much. How painful for real?
I yes, hear me out in the moment. Some people
can channel that away. Yeah the next day for sure.

(27:44):
Oh yeah, Because the moment she gets to the hospital,
our emergency personnel shows up. They're giving her the made
she's getting a heroine. She don't have that when you
get home. Maybe they write, well lower toast, yeah, not
the good stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
And the fact that it went through and there was
no like struck trual damage in that area, right, it
could have been a lot worse. Could have you know,
any closer could have hit a long class lungh artery
and artery exactly.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
My final destination stuff right there, she got lucky.

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current record is well you and I are tied with
eight Lindsey as fine. Last week's winner that would be
lendsy So Corbyn and Gempi at nine one eight four
six oh kmo D nine one eight four six o
kmod call up, decide who's going to be a clue giver?
Whoever gets the most right one of those tickets to
see the Toties at the Canes in August. Good morning,

(28:54):
you're on the air. What is your name, Jake? Who
would you like to give clues? Gimpier Corbyn. Let's go
for it, Jake. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
starts after the first clue.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
This is the name of a band, but it's also
the name of a continent a Europe.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Oh, well done.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
This more of like China Asia.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
If something is really cool, you might use this word.
Faith No More had a an album I think or
a song named after this surfer dude would be like
in reference to you're close when tubular? Tubular? Yeah, what

(29:48):
is the letter after d be excellent? He is correct?
And then what is the short abbreviation for an image? Hey?
Will you snap a pick? Epic? There you go? Uh?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Uh. This is a type of coffee that is chocolate cha. Yes.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
When somebody has a conspiracy theory, three is what we got.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Hang on the line, man, Nah, Hey on line man,
we may we may get this. Good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name? Ryan, Ryan? You and
Gimpy have to beat three? Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Ryan?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I am all right.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Excuse me. This is the cereal where the tiger says
they're great. Yes, okay, finish the statement. This is in Colorado.
Pike's blank chicken blank you they fly with them, They're

(30:58):
delicious when dipped and Barbie sauce. Uh okay, turn left
at the red traffic, not the light but whatever, or
if you're turning, you'll turn on your you'll turn on
your blinker, which is also known as a turn what.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Signal?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yes, this is a lighter color of blue. Also, uh, hell,
what is that turquoise? It's another word for turquoise. What
are okay? Hold on now? What letter comes after s
in the alphabet? All right?

Speaker 7 (31:35):
Now?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
What is that snake like that lives in the water?
It's an electric what.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Heel?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
There? You go? Uh follow the blank? It's a corn album.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Clear.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Congratulations, man, you did it. You got those tickets to
see Tony's at the canes A Ballroom on August twenty seventh.
Everyone else can buy their tickets knesbar dot com. But
you need to hang on the line to get your
info to gimbi. Okay, the job, sir, Jake. I'm sorry, man,
free did not cut it, buddy, Sorry, don't worry about it, man,

(32:12):
have a great day. Letter. I don't know what other
clues you can give for epic. I was just thinking
about that and when it comes to this sound er here,
this is the clue that I would have used blank
blank fail. Yeah, I think that's a tough word is
a very tough word. What is the definition of epic? Now,

(32:34):
don't look it up? Something that is so super spectacular?

Speaker 6 (32:42):
You mean great, I'm scadaful.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Okay, okay, So this says, according to this definition, the
noun a long poem, typically one derived from ancient or
traditional narrat the deeds and adventures of a heroic or
legendary figure of this history of a nation. Okay, so
there you go.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
How we know, all right?

Speaker 6 (33:12):
What we had on Lindsay, Yeah, this word right.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Here is myth busters would take myths and do this
to them. Yeah, debunk Yeah, and then gimpes.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
It was this one, but he got it on the buzzer.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Right at the all right, we got to take a
break the record. Now, well that puts me in a
lead with nine, keeps you with eight, keeps Lindsay with fine.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
The big Man Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety kmod It with Gimpia.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Has into this four by four and it says here
that job course shut down is halted by a federal judge.
A federal judge yesterday granted a national preliminary injunction to
halt the closures that were directed by the US Department
of Labor. The department claims the program, which offers free
education and vocational training, along with housing and for disadvantaged

(34:02):
young people age sixty to twenty four, is no longer
achieving its intended outcomes. The National Job Core Association said
the injunction will provide immediate stability to students and staff,
but acknowledged it doesn't give them finality. It says here
that Fourth of July barbecue costs is going up. A

(34:23):
new report from Wells Fargo Agriff Food Institute That's the Thing,
says that food and beverages for a typical Fourth of
July barbecue for ten people will cost you one hundred
and thirty dollars this year. That's up a little over
two percent from a year ago. The increase is due
in large part to the price of ground beef, which
has risen over seven percent from the last year.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Ten people one hundred and thirty bucks.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
That's what they say. I don't think it's that crazy.
I guess not a man dollars ahead. Yeah, you have
steaks on Fourth of July, I mean not whatever, it
doesn't matter. Usually just hamburgers and hot dogs. But everybody's definitely. Wow.
I mean, if I'm picking grilling and I'm choosing, like
I get the world, is my oyster steaks every time?

(35:07):
Oh yeah, that'd be fantastic. But if I'm hosting a party,
you know, and if I've got the money and I'm
hosting a party, yes, steaks for everyone. You get a steak,
You get a steak. But come on now, hamburgers hot
dogs and it's the prepackaged hamburgers, the pre.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Premade Okay, yeah, are the frozen ones y?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yes? Okay, take the paper off you good.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Here's a question.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
If you invite people over for the fourth July, are
you expected to feed them and have fireworks? Yes, you
are hosting the party. You are hosting the party. You're
expected at least for the fireworks and the main course.
At least in my world. Everybody else can bring a
sign and bring you own beverage. So if you come
to if I'm like, hey, come to my house for

(35:47):
fourth July, you're expecting me to have proteins, yes, and
a fireworks show yes? And if you want to throw down,
why I don't invite people to my house just because
you hated people.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
No, because people live in fantasy worlds.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Most of the least, the crew that I run with,
we're all good about pulling our stuff together and making
it happen. Well that that's different than what you just
said a second ago. Essentially, I think essentially yes, And
we could do an unscientific survey if we want to,
But I think essentially the host of the party is
expected to provide whatever. The main course is hamburgers and
hot dogs in this case, and the fireworks show fireworks.

(36:27):
I know, I know you're not even getting a good
one for five hundred dollars. No, I know it, but hey,
that's the price you pay when you want to be
the host, when you want to show Well, I just
don't want to leave, right, That's insane. What else we
got here? Millions of borrowers are at risk of defaulting,
is what it says. Nearly two million student loan borrowers

(36:49):
are at risk of getting their wages garnished this summer.
TransUnion reports six million borrowers are classified as newly delinquent
as of April, meaning a borrower is ninety days behind
on their payments. About a third of those newly delinquent
could enter default as soon as July and then lastly,
here city councilors passed the nine pm curfew for kids

(37:12):
under eighteen in downtown Tulsa. Tulsa City councilors voted seven
to one. There was one person's like, hey, let's the
kids play, seven to one to pass a proposed nine
pm curfew for kids under eighteen downtown Tulsa. Now, according
to the City of Tulsa, the new curfew will go
into effects starting that they at nine pm. Their curfew
will then be in effect on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays,

(37:33):
starting at nine pm and ending at six am for
any child under eighteen not accompanied by a parent, guardian,
or other responsible adult within the downtown Tulsa. I would
like to know the guy that did the person that
voted no to it.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I would suspect their thing.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Was it like let the kids play? I think it
was more of like, why are we parenting? All right?
Leave it up to the parents to do the parenting.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
I would hope maybe so. I would hope maybe so.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I don't know.

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Plug it in and get yourself one thousand smullions. All right,
Conspiracy theory Thursday. It's gonna take me a while to
get there, but this is a conspiracy. A list was
put out of the scariest movies of all time. Okay

(38:47):
and kind of subjective, but number one is where I
have the issue with, and that where the conspiracy lands.
So the first one they have at number fifteen, the
movie Smile. I never saw this. It's twenty eighteen movie. Okay,
that's the end of the statement I have. I was

(39:08):
recently scrolling through the television guide and I've seen Smile
two was on, and I've never seen Smile one either,
But just what little bit I saw two was pretty
goddamn good. It follows.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
I don't know this movie either.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Oh that's the name of the movie. Yeah, okay, that's
number fourteen.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
I'm trying to think if I've seen it. Follows.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Oh, that doesn't sound familiar to me. So we've got
two movies. One I've heard of Smile before, but I
didn't know that there. I don't know anything about it.
Follows number thirteen Jaws as the scariest movie of all time,
Number Fell the thirteenth. Okay, I don't find that movie
scary at all. Now, I believe in its time, yes, yeah,

(39:52):
I would agree, But nobody knew anything about that. Uhh, No,
sharks don't kill people. It's a very very small number.

Speaker 6 (39:59):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
So compared to cows.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Jaws has put a fear in people getting into open water.
It set that precedent for everyone I think getting in
open water. It's like, I mean, even to this day,
I have a fear of it because of that movie.
I see the scene, that opening scene of the girl

(40:25):
in the in the water at night when they go
for that night swim. She's like, let's go skinny the bang,
and then you just see her flopping around in the
water because she's being attacked by a shark and you
don't know, and then you find out that it was
a shark attack. I mean that movie still resonates with
people when they are in open water. They think of
that movie.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
I think you're making a great argument.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I think that the movie definitely had ramifications on people.
But when you watch that movie today, it's not scary. No,
not at all.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
It is not a scary movie. I've seen the movie.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
I have no problem getting in water, so I don't
share the same sentiment. I don't think you're wrong in
what you're saying. I just it's not a scary movie.
It's just it's just not. But I think you're right.
It definitely created a theme, especially at that time, where
people wouldn't go in the water they were scared of
it because of that. Here's another one. I don't know
this movie, Lake Mungo.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, Hell Raiser is number eleven. Oh okay, it's a
great Clive Barker movie. Okay, fine, I'll let that be
at number eleven. Number ten, The Descent never heard of it.
That's my point. This whole list is so bad.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Right again.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Number one is the reason that I am gonna land
with a conspiracy. Number nine The Haunting. This is an
old movie. There's a book called The Haunting of Hill
House and they made it into a movie. I watched
it in film class in college and it was It
had moments where you were like, whoa. Apparently there's a

(42:01):
lot of the Haunting You've got. It's been remade many, many,
many many times. And Connecticut's another one? Yeah, why manners
another one? Yeah? This would be the original, it' said
the sixty three film, though it's rated a G. By
the way, really the Thing comes in at number eight.
John Carpenter Movie, Kurt Russell, Die Beatrice, isn't it? Wilfrid Brimley, Yeah, okay,

(42:26):
The Thing is okay for it's time because it kind
of goes along with Jaws. I think number seven The
Ring Okay, that deserves to be on that list for sure.
Jamie Watts, Brian Cox. It's a pretty good movie. It's
a remake of a Japanese horror fit called Ringou. Number
six The Blair Witch Project. Wow, I disagree, and not

(42:50):
even at the time I watched it when it came
out in theaters, it was not scared.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
I feel like if it were true, then sure, but.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Well anything as if they were true.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Well no, no, no, But I mean once we all knew
that this was a big old hoax, then it lost
all of its it's flair. For me.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
You watched this today, it's still that end scene where
she's running or he's running, I guess, and the camera
and then it ends on that one scene quickly where
that somebody's standing there. You don't know what it is
or what's happening. That's a really terrifying party. Running through
the woods in the dark is scary. It's not bubbles
coming at you. Yeah, it's a I think it is

(43:30):
a brilliant movie as far as scary, I think it's
a little Six feels a little high for this. Number
five Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Okay, yeah, yes, people going crazy
and doing this. There are some conspiracies around this movie
and the legitimacy of it and how many things they

(43:52):
get wrong. But people believe this so much that they're
afraid of chainsaws. You all I gotta do is hold
up a chainsaw like he does, and you all run. Well, yeah,
I don't know if we're gonna shot me up or not.
Because of the movie right right, Number four, Rosemary's Baby.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
You don't know this movie.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
It's from the late sixties, Roman Plansky, Mia Faraoh, Ruth Gordon.
It is a fantastic movie. I'm gonna go with suspenseful, yes, okay,
still to this day scary. I don't know if it's

(44:34):
scary disturbing. Disturbing is a great word. Again, maybe four.
It's time it was scary.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
No it still is, you think so?

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Oh yeah, have you ever seen it? It's been a
long time. Apparently I canna watch. It's on Paramount Plus,
so I might catch up when I go.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
The Conjuring is on here. If you've never seen this movie.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Patrick Wilson Vera Fromaggia, who's a fantastic actress, Ron Livingstone,
it is. It is a story of a family set
in the seventies. It's a paranout normal things are happening
in their house. It's a great movie. It's a really
good movie. I think it belongs on the list at
number three, though. Do you think it's one of the

(45:13):
top three scary movies. I would I put that all
time of all time, Yeah, honestly, yeah. That The whole
Conjuring franchise with the Nun and Annabelle and.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Yeah, all annabel freaked me out more than the Conjuring.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Number two a movie I have never heard of. It's
on Prime video. It came out in twenty eighteen, and
it is called Hereditary.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
Oh you've heard of it? No, oh, share, that's the one.
What is her name? Oh she was in Oh golly,
she's a blonde.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
It doesn't matter. Who's an what's the movie about?

Speaker 6 (45:58):
So this woman whose mom passes away and they moved
back into her house with her kids and her husband,
and she finds out that her mom was like a
witch and or into a cult. She was like in
a cult, and her spirit is still into the house

(46:21):
and she ends up like taking over her body a
little bit, and like all these culty spiritual things start happening,
like her daughter gets beheaded while driving. It's full of
like jump scare type stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
This says. It has one of the scariest horror movie
scenes of all time, the decapitation scene. Yes, nice, Yes,
it's on to be for free almost. It's also on Prime. Yeah,
it's gonna cost you on Prime you know many truth
Number one on this list and the whole reason I'm
doing this for the conspiracy part of it, and that
is The Exorcist. Oh yeah, I think The Exorcist is

(47:03):
propaganda best. I think this movie is not scary. I
remember watching it as a kid thinking it was a
scary movie. But I made my wife watch it, and
I was embarrassed that. I was like, this is the
scariest movie of all time and it was not scary.
I think there are and there are a bunch of
conspiracies around it, and I've got a list here to

(47:26):
share what they are.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
One of them.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
People believed the house that they filmed it in and
the set were haunted.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
A fire destroyed the set.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
During production, Several cast and crew members experienced accidents and
even untimely deaths, and some believe these events were not
coincidental but were caused by demonic forces, particularly due to
the film's subject matter. Another one subliminal imaging theory. Some
critics claimed the film used subliminal imaging to manipulate viewers.

(48:01):
The theory suggests that the film used hidden images and
sounds to influence the audience's subconscious and heighten the horror experience.
Another one, called the devil wins theory. In the movie
Father Kiros sacrifices himself by allowing the demon to possess him,
leading to his death. Some viewers interpret the inning as

(48:22):
the demon ultimately succeeding in its plan as it escapes
possession through Kara's death. And then the one that I
always land on with this movie of why I think
it's propaganda is that the theory is is that this
was a psyop by the CIA designed to manipulate public

(48:44):
opinion and promote religious belief as a form of social control.
So much in fact, the film's author worked for the CIA,
specifically the Psyop's Warfare Division HM. Then that led me
to a list of movies that the CIA has been

(49:07):
a part of. Okay, told, do we get there?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Told he was gonna take a minute, what we got there?
One of them the movie Cloak and Dagger from nineteen
forty six.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
A real OSS officer served as a technical advisor. It
showed heroic spy work against the Axis. Animal Farm This
is an animated movie from nineteen fifty four. It was
funded by the CIA's Office of Policy Coordination to fight
communist ideas. What It also a book? Probably yes, I thought.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
So, and maybe a was there a remake of it? Too.
It sounds so familiar.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger, the sum of All fears.
These Tom Clancy Jack Ryan series got CIA support scripts
and plops, plots or plops, and they were all vetted
to show the agency and their heroic skills. Yes, trust us,
we're the CIA. Yeah, okay, RG The nineteen seventy nine

(50:05):
which is it's a fantastic movie. The nineteen seventy nine
Iran Hostage Rescue Freedom of Information Act document show the
CIA's pr arm fed details to the filmmakers to help
with the cover story scripts of what happened. And when
you find out about that storyline, you find out none
of the things happened the way they were depicted in

(50:26):
the movie. Wow, Hey, what you're saying? That come out
twenty twelve. Ye, Matt Damon, John Goodman is in it. Yeah,
see that, and there's some other great actors in it. Yeah,
you really get a sense of the No. I'm thinking
there's another movie about the Israeli Special Forces.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
They're a secret operative group.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
The things that they do often remember that in a minute,
another one on this list, zero Dark thirty okay, Yeah,
And it's a great movie. And that is the problem.
Is when when you try to go out on the
we've done this something similar to this before. But when
you step out on movies like that and be like eh,
people are like you're unpatriotic, okay, or they're brainwashing you

(51:15):
might be. Top Gun is another one that shows up
on lists of CIA or government propaganda movies. I could
see that especially as like an Air Force or Navy
recruitment movie. That movie made people want to fly jests.
That's true, That's exactly right. The Pentagon used the movie
as a recruiting tool to glamorize the life of top

(51:38):
level fighter pilots they let in return, they let filmmakers
use dozens of aircraft as well as ships and vehicles
for bargain basement prices. They just wanted to make sure
the script would be edited to be in line to
ensure the military looked good. Of course, Act of Valor,

(51:59):
if you've ever seen this movie from twenty twelve, capitalizing
on Navy Seal and what that was like and hunting
Bin laden that as a I like reading and learning
about Navy Seals and Delta Force.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
And this is a movie I will not watch.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Probably I have no desire to watch it.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Some of all fears. We talked about that a little bit.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
The government loaned them two B two bombers, two F
sixteen fighter jets, and the National Airborne Operation Center, three
marine chinooks, a UH sixty and ground vehicles and fifty
marines for the movie for only one million dollars. Only
one million dollars, not very much money. Charlie Wilson's War.

(52:48):
If you, first of all, if you've ever seen this movie,
it is a great movie. I've never seen it, but
I remember hearing about it. Tom Hanks is in it,
and it depicts Charlie Wilson, and none of the things
that happened in the movie is what happen happen. Charlie
Wilson wanted this movie to be made, and according to
Aaron Sorkin, who was the screenwriter, he said that Charlie

(53:09):
Wilson approached him wanting the movie to be put together
to make him look like he didn't create al Qaeda,
which he did not. Charlie Wilson from the Gap Band, No,
just want to make sure. No talking about them many
chucks out there. I just want to make sure, and
some of them are in charge. I know the Gap
Band had such a beef. They're like, we need to
start a war for you.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Don't know if you don't know about the movie.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Charlie Wilson was responsible for funding Afghans as they were
fighting the Russians, because anybody that beats the Russians. But
if it's America, only to know that we gave them
all that stuff and they turned into al Qaeda. Hmm.
There are plenty of other movies out there. Blackhawk Down
is another one that comes to mind. So the government

(53:53):
involvement in movies. You can sit there and say a
movie like The Exorcist is innocent and like, oh no, no,
that's another thing. No, there's no there's no legitimate facts
around exorcisms, right, so much propaganda that has worked. It
has worked so well, so much in fact, that you

(54:14):
believe what I'm saying is crazy. But how do we
know you're not. There's no documentation of a demon possessing somebody.
But that's what propaganda does, right, It makes you believe.

(54:35):
But what's the jaws to get them into the Catholic church?
Lindsay said it earlier. She walked right into the trap
with jaws. It made people be in fear, right, I
was trying to think of, like what propaganda from the Exorcist?
Could they possibly what for religion saved you for the
Catholic Church. You've got to have religion. Okay, okay, don't

(54:58):
play with Ouiji boards. Mattel has the inner line to
the third dimension. Maybe I don't know. No, that's Facebook.
We got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 7 (55:11):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back to the Big
Mad Morning Show Tulsa's rock station.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
NeSSI is in the news again as someone believes they
have caught a video or picture of the Lockness Monster
and I have a so you guys can see the
story there. And this person said they waited their entire

(55:40):
life to visit and try to find NeSSI, and there
she was.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
They said.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Several serpent like humps appeared at one time. This happened
to April Newton, an American tourist who not only believes
she saw the Locknest Monster, she has the photo that
caused rings of water to ripple out like something was
rising from below. I've seen illustrations of her looking like

(56:07):
a large snake or a dinosaur with a long neck.
The shapes I saw are Nessy. She said that while
most of the passengers on the crews were gathered at
the front of the boat, she and a traveling companion
were looking on from the rear of the boat when
they spotted the locked nest monster. She also reported that

(56:28):
the water was calm and there was no other boats
in the area when she snapped the photo. She said
that after her lock nest monster sighting, some of the
other passengers on the boat were pretty disgruntled.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
They missed out on seeing it for themselves.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
And if you even suggested what she was just something
put in the lock and controlled by remote to attract tourists,
what knew you, cruise guide said, though he had been
doing this for years and hadn't seen anything like her
photograph before. People say monster sightings are just natural phenomenons

(57:07):
coupled with a wild imagination, she said, but I truly
believe I found something which can't be explained.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
Water doesn't look calm to.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Me, No, it sure doesn't. I mean it's relatively calm.
You're not seeing any giant rollovers or white caps or
anything like that, but you still see movement waves, small
little horror very small waves, and to.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Me, that looks like a ripple from a boat.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
The the photo that I don't know. I don't understand
where this is at in the photo. I see the
photos she took, but is it in the photo of
her just standing there her vision of NeSSI no, it's
the next one's now it's.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Those separate ones.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
For her to say there's no boats in picture three,
there's two boats in the distance, for sure, you lie, yeah, exactly,
or those houses, we just can't tell the No, there
are boats. And so I think she a boat went
by and caused those ripples, and then she snapped the

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photo to say.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
There's no boots.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I will say that those are equally spaced. Yes, they
look they appear, at least the one of those photos
where there's three, it looks equally spaced. But if you,
as a fan of NeSSI are traveling two to see this,
this is all you got, right, And of course you're

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going to say, yeah, I saw this is what I
saw you the old Jesus and the toast sort of
thing you're looking for, the Lockness monster. So any little
thing that you see pop up out of water, even
if it was just a little turtle head poking out here,
and be like anassy.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
Yep, So you want to see it, you're gonna trick yourself, Yeah,
ineing it.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
I don't see it. What I don't is like all
these years Nessie's been around and maybe maybe they got
some offspring. Maybe this is NeSSI six point zero right,
But never once as NeSSI breached the water enough to
like show a clear picture of a head.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Yeah you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Fish jump out of water, you can clearly see. Yeah,
that's a fish. Whales when they breach the water, you see, yeah,
that's clearly a whale, you know. But Nessi's never showed
the head's constantly underwater. It's just her, her back that
comes up every now and again, or his whatever. If
they can search the sea for a plane, right, they

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can search that body of water.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Yeah, for that animal.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Absolutely, Radar, submarines of sorts, you know, all kinds of
things technology, so are exactly that would be could be used.
How come they're not using it because they don't want
you to exactly. It's hey, listen, Luckness Tourism Group. We

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want to come and verify that lockness is there or
is not. Okay, Yeah, we're gonna have a meeting. We'll
get back to you all right, thanks for coming to
the Lockness meeting. Tourism meeting first on the agenda, the
government wants to come and check and see if there
is a monster in there. How do we feel about that?
I mean, what if there isn't? Right, and I don't

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want to go back to working at the the bebop.
I don't want to go back to working at the
home depot, right, I want to do this. Yeah, agreed, Sorry, government,
we don't need your help, not today. Right, You're probably
not wrong. It is not in the best interest of tourism,

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which any place that has tourism will do all they
can to keep the tourism right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
To not let that be proven not to be real,
of course.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
And even if they did, there's still going to be
skeptics out of be like, ah, they're just telling us
that it's not real. They don't want us there. I'm
gonna go look for myself. Now. How many times that
Area fifty one is a prime example, right, How many
times have they said, ah, there's nothing here, we don't
have aliens. But people still go out there and still

(01:01:28):
try to get a board Area fifty one just to
see for themselves. Yeah, and they have government, they have
protection there, and so when you get close it just
you know, exclamation marks, it feeds anymore. Yeah, but when
people are trapping across the ocean to go visit the
lock desk, and you have the daily boat ride, right,

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which I didn't even know you could do, it's genius. Yeah,
why would you not have somebody underwater to sell it
once in a while. I'll never forget being a kid.
And I don't remember how old I was, but it
was near the end of believing in Santa and my
parents did a footprint in the fireplace.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Right, they locked me in at least for another year, right,
And I.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Wouldn't be surprised if that area, the Lochness area, doesn't
hire divers, you know, with some kind of you know
something on their back, you know. Hell, even then, you know,
I think you'd be able to tell if it was
a scuba tank, you know what I mean, as opposed
to you know, scaly reptile like humps. Yeah, but yeah,

(01:02:39):
I could I could totally see them hiring somebody be like,
here's your job, we need you to dive, and when
the boats go around, just kind of stick your hop
out a little bit. Yeah, back down in the water well.
And that's why magicians don't tell you how tricks are done,
because if you know, it makes it easier to not believe,
even though we know they don't have a special skill
set in regards to supernatural powers. If they start showing you, however,

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every trick is done because it ain't sexy. Right the
way they do tricks. You're like, oh, you're just you're
just a swindler. Right. Then it diminishes it same thing.
They don't want it to go away.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Has there ever been a movie about the Lackness Monster?

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
I'm sure, but I can't imagine how good it would be. Yeah,
well there was what's the what's the Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
It's not is it? It's not chud? Uh? There is one.
It was like in the in the fifties or sixties.
It might have even been black and white and he had
like a serpent man. Okay, I don't remember that one. Uh.
There's one, The Lockness Horror out of nineteen eighty one,
The Incident at Lockedness and four The Legend of the

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Deep in two thousand and seven Lockedness and nineteen six ninety.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Six with Ted dancing right Scooby dood.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I think of scary.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
I think of ted dancing.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Uh huh oh, it's a family friendly film.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well then it's definitely not about the
water horse. Yeah. Legend of the Deep yep, yep, yep. Yeah.
I'd have to look deeper because I cannot remember the
name of this movie as an older movie. Okay, yeah,
there's quite a few. Yeah, uh, but a lot of

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them are more recent. Amazon Women on the Nature from
the Black Lagoon. Ah, but that wasn't about lockness, was it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
No, but it was about a scary aquatic monster.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Through that true. That yeah, way back, and I'm sure
it made people not want to get in the water,
right that creature might give me?

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
Good lord? Seventy two Best films about the Lockness Monster
seventy two.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Yeah, oh god, we're gonna have to save that for
another day because I bet seventy one point five of
them We're gonna be like, hah right, take a.

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Break, we'll be back.

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Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
So those top list random topics randomly drawn with random results.
Now here's Corbyn, kimp and Lindsay with this week's top list.
This week's top list is Fourth of July Moments, Fourth
of July Moments, What Do You Got?

Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
Lindsay coming in at number five. The summer that Kevin
and I started dating, we were still in our hometown
of Michigan City, Indiana, and we he had gotten a
good deal on a bayliner boat and it was always
fun to watch fireworks from the shoreline of Lake Michigan.

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But this summer we're like, oh, we're going to watch
from a boat on Lake Michigan. And you could see
if you're in the water, you can see the Chicagos
Skyline fireworks really beautiful from the water, and the Michigan
City fireworks display, so it was really neat. Well, we

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went to the Michigan City like the public beach stop,
and we're watching the fireworks and it's just at dusk,
and we were close to shore and we look behind
us in the water the foot of our boat, and

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there's lots of people on the shore sitting and there's
some kids swimming around, but right almost directly behind our
boat in the water is a couple having sex in
the water. And it was disgusting because people have been
swimming all day there's kids around, and Kevin just looks

(01:08:08):
and he's like, you know, that's how you get yeast infections, right,
like just chills their mood and they and they swim
off and they're drunk, and it was just not the
right time. There's literally kids probably five ten feet from you,
swimming around. There's dogs even in the water, Like, what
do you guys doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh huh. Absolutely

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number four on my list. Every year growing up, we
would as a as a kid my grandparents. They had
a swimming pool at their house, so weekends we would
be there, and Sundays especially it was family dinner night.
But on the Fourth of July we would have a barbecue.
And my grandmother especially did not like the Fourth of

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July because she had a new Biber that would let
off fireworks and they would land in her pool, but
we would land. We would let off fireworks, and the
kids were not allowed to. It was an adult thing.
But when I became I think it was twelve or thirteen,
my dad said, oh, you know what, let Lindsey let

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off some fireworks by her some that she can let off.
And I was so excited, I couldn't wait. I was like, yes,
I finally get permission to let off some fireworks. I'm
gonna let off some bottle rockets and you know, some
Roman candle, something cool like that. And so my mom
brings me the bag of fireworks and I'm so excited.
I cannot wait. I've got the long stick lighter just

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ready to go. And she hands me this bag and
I open it up and inside is smoke, bombs and snakes.
And I was so disappointed, and I was like, very
poudy because what the f like. I was just so bummed,
and she's like, I don't I You're gonna blow your

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hands off if it was anything else. And it was
just a big letdown. I'll never forget how let down
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
But Number three firecracker Frank my grandparents' neighbor who always
let off these fireworks and they were extreme and they
would go up from the back half. There was an
alley in my grandparents yard, and he would let these
firecrackers and fireworks off and they would every year land

(01:10:37):
in my grandmother's pool and it annoyed her so badly
because sometimes it would actually burn the lining of her
swimming pool. And then the next day she was always
fishing out all of these fireworks out of her pool.
It annoyed her so bad. Well, Firecracker Frank was a
couple of years older than my grandmother and he had

(01:10:59):
as on her, and she knew it. He would come
into their liquor store, my grandparents, who owned the liquor store.
He would come in and he would flirt with her,
and she didn't think anything of it. It wasn't like she
was attracted to him. He annoyed her more than anything.
But one year she thought, I'm he's not letting off

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fireworks this year. She knew what he drank because he
came into the liquor store. He was a whiskey drinker.
So on the fourth of July one year, she pre
bought him a bottle of whiskey and she took it
over to his house and sat on his porch and
made cocktails for him and sat until that man was

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so liquored up he passed out and was too drunk.
He just passed out and slept on his porch through
firework shooting off time, and everyone was like, where's firework Franks?
Fireworks at tonight? And sure enough he was just passed
out on his porch and slept through the night and

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she had won at least that year, and she just
she was so proud of herself. So that was a
that was a good.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Memory, coming somebody to get what they wanted.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Ye. Absolutely, it was a different time. Yeah, coming in
at number two. Last year, fourth of July was taking
our vacation back home. Our friends Brad and Michelle came
and saw our hometown and they got to see the
fireworks from the shoreline of Lake Michigan and experienced the

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lake and that fireworks and the whole shoreline was lit up,
people with their own personal fireworks and you could see
all the way to Chicago, and they got to experience
that for the first time, and it was neat to
have them there with us. And then number one for
me was back in two thousand and eight, Kevin and

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I went to Lettington, Michigan.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
It was.

Speaker 6 (01:13:03):
The day after the fourth for a fishing tournament Luddington, Michigan.
He uh the night before he got uh hives. He
broke out in hives. And I had no idea why.
I thought, well, maybe he drank too much, you know,

(01:13:24):
I had no idea was acting a little odd. And
the next day, it stormed and we were supposed to
take like a a ditter cruise. We were on a
big fishing boat, obviously, and we ended up going to
see a movie because it was storming, and it was Hitchcock,

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the Will Smith movie. And when we came out, it
was a beautiful evening, and so we ended up getting
back on the boat and that was the night he
proposed to me. So I engaged on that trip in Lettington, Michigan.
So on for July Day after that weekend All.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Right, Toplist fourth July Moments.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
What do you got GIMPI coming in at number five
as also watching fireworks in the middle of the lake.
It happened just a couple of years ago. Went out
with some friends and watched them in the middle of
Grand Lake, which was pretty awesome because you're out there
and you see just everybody's that. Of course, they've got
the professional displays going off at different places, but you

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also have everybody's personal fireworks going off, which I thought
was pretty awesome. Number four. I'm not gonna waste my
time changing it on my list. I'm just going to
say it because another one had just hit me as
a matter of fact, and this was not last year,

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but the year before that. Now, remember when I went
and rode down to Corpus Christy, right, and then I
came back. It was fourth of July and it was
my brother and his old lady and Gal I was
dating at the time, and we were looking to go
watch some fireworks. Right, So I quick thinking GIMPI here,

(01:15:18):
came up with the plan, let's get some chairs, right,
get our lawn chairs, and let's go sit on the
roof of this building that we are in right now
and watch fireworks from there. And that was so awesome
because not only did we get everybody around personal fireworks,
we got the fireworks show from Jinks going on at

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one time on Riverside, we got the Riverside Party going
on over there downtown, so all these massive fireworks just
going off, and it was like the perfect view I
felt to watch fireworks. I was like, this is pretty awesome.
Just don't get too close to the edge of the building, right,

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But that was pretty cool, and I would totally do
that one hundred times again, just because you were so
high up you can see literally everything, and you turn
your chair around and you can see more on the
east side. It was pretty freaking awesome. So that's number
four for me. Number three is going to be just

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last year, as a matter of fact, when my buddy
Chip and I rode down to Daytona Beach for Fourth
of July and our hotel was right on the beach,
like no kid like, we walk out and boom, there's
the beach, there's the ocean. And this guy that was

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in the room next to me, his name is Mike Awesome,
older dude or whatever, him and a couple of his buddies.
You know, they had their old ladies, their families there.
They went out and spent boatloads of money and put
on a fireworks show right there on the beach. Right,
So it's like, here's our hotel, there's the beach, there's

(01:17:02):
the ocean. We're sitting up on the deck of the
hotel and they're down there just setting off. And I'm
talking like not just roaming kendles or a few little
fountains or anything. They went and bought the biggins, you know,
the big packages that you see at the fireworks stand,
the ones that I wish I could always get, But
I'm not spending seven hundred dollars on one package of fireworks,

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but they did, and that was an amazing display. And
not only did we have Mike and his buddies with
their fireworks displays right in front of us, but there's
tons of people just lined up and down the coast
of the Atlantic Ocean right there setting them all off.

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And that was pretty spectacular getting to see all that
on the beach in Daytona beach number two, number two.
And I I think it was two thousand and let's see,
I got with her in five, so it could have
been six, yes, because it was right before my son

(01:18:08):
was born. Me and his mo, my youngest boys, Ma
went down to watch the fireworks over here on Riverside,
got a nice little spot there on Veterans Park and
we're hanging out, we're chilling. And that's the year that
the Grand Finale went off a little early. Could have
been seven, yeah, either way, six or seven. No, the US,

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the Grand Finale went off early. We were only minutes
into the show and then all of a sudden, I
think there's a video on YouTube somewhere you can watch it.
The whole bridge just lights the f up and everything
goes off at one dime, and it was pretty it
was quick but it was in awesome display, just to

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watch everything just go once. I don't know what happened.
Somebody hit the wrong button, maybe somebody lit a cigarette.
Oh no, but it was pretty freaking awesome. The top
memories of a Fourth of July for me. I always
think about people that decide that's what they want to do,
is they want to do fireworks, and then they're committed
to every Fourth of July for.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
The memorial for your whole life. Yeah yeah, dang man.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
A lot of word, but if that's what you love
to do, man, for real. Some people get those elaborate setups,
like last year, my lady and I had our first
Fourth of July together and we go over to her
friend's house. They do a big Fourth of July party
or whatever, and this broad has got like, you know,
a control board attached to her like strapped to her neck,

(01:19:35):
and a little box right there and that's a button
she's used to tell.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Which ones go electronic trigger.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
You've never seen anything like that before in a personal display.
I was like, Wow, you really went all out for
that one. But that's not a number one. Number one
takes me back. This was nineteen ninety I moved here
ninety three, so this would have been ninety one ninety two,
ninety two, and we had a couple of acres living

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in Alabama, and we had we decided to have a
Fourth of July party, and we invited the entire family,
extended family, over ants and and my you know, my uncles,
and my my dad's friends from work, and of course
the people that lived around us, you know, all their
families whatever. So we had this massive Fourth of July

(01:20:27):
party where everybody's getting tanked. My dad got so lit
up he ended up, you know, having a heat stroke
that night or whatever. But oh that slipped. She just
kept him cool or whatever, did not take him to
the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
How that word even got worked into the story, I
don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
I just got a really relaxed telling the story because
it's one of my favorite ones. So we are doing
this huge display or whatever, and all the adults are
drinking and they're like kids, go light off some fireworks.
So we do, and there was one one of those
little I don't know what they're called, but they're like

(01:21:09):
a box of like a hundred tiny little rockets, you
know what I'm talking about. You light the few of.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Them Saturn missiles.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Okay, I was mistaking them for satellite. Satellite is the
only one they kept popping Saturn missiles. Little batteries. Yeah, yeah,
so sixteen volt batteries we had. We had lit up
one of those things, right and all right, cool because
you know, we're out there with dad's cigarette, you know,
and that's how we light them back in the day.

Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
And uh I would have loved that experience.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
It was fantastic. And uh so, so we're out there
and we're lighting these these Saturn missiles off and all right,
because you know, when you're a kid, you're like, yeah,
you can get in there. You try to stay as
far away as possible, so you're in there. So it
got lit and I guess somebody's foot had tipped it
over and it goes over on it side, and the

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next thing you know, there's a hundred or so rock.
It's just everywhere. People are running and diving and jumping
behind cars and just taking cover as quick as possible.
It was a spectacular moment in my childhood just to
watch everybody. And I was in there with them, scatter

(01:22:21):
like roaches, trying not to get hit by these Saturn missiles.

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
Backup, Terry.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Yeah, we're doing our top lists. These are Fourth of
July moments. Number five for me, I go on vacation
a lot, usually around the fourth of July, and doesn't
matter where I go. Mexico. One year we went to Aruba.
They do a massive Fourth of July fireworks for the
Americans that are there, I guess, And I remember being
in Aruba with my wife and it was a massive

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fireworks display, unlike any I had ever seen, more like
what I had seen on TV, right, and so to
be in another country and that happening was a really crazy,
surreal moment. So that's number five. Number four. I had
this higher, but I moved it back. And that's cleaning up.

(01:23:10):
There's always cleaning up that has to happen after the
Fourth of July, whether you do it yourself or someone's
lighting fireworks in your pool or whatever. Like, there's always
cleaning up. And I remember as a kid after fireworks,
even if we didn't light them, my dad would make
us go out and clean up the yard and pick
up fireworks and there'd be on the roof and he'd
make us go get up on the roof and get

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the ones off the roof and I'm like, there falt,
it's fine, yah or whatever, and so cleaning up is
a massive Fourth of July memory. I remember being at
my grandparents' house one Fourth of July and there was
a ton of fireworks and I was one of the
early ones up and my grandpa made me go clean
it up, and like lindsay, I wasn't allowed to light fireworks,

(01:23:52):
but he was like, will you enjoyed them?

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
That's number four, number three Birds Park.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Growing up in Iowa, it was a park where they
did the big fireworks display. That's where everybody in the
city went parked sat open fields fireworks, right, And we
begged our parents to go every year.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Every year we would.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Beg them, and every year my parents would be like, no,
we're barbecuing and hanging out in our backyard and drinking
and that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Play music, that's that was for.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
We'll watch them around here and we'd have bottle rockets
and snakes and whatever. Right, But we beg every year,
and my parents would as soon as dusk got I
mean they were we weren't eating dinner till like ten.
It was that kind of thing, if you know what
I'm talking about. And one year. I don't recall if
my parents got in a fight or I don't know
what happened, but my mom was like, I'm taking the

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kids to birds All and we were like, yes, we
were so excited. Probably shouldn't have been in the car
with my mother, but nonetheless, we drive there and it's
about a fifteen minut it drive from our house, maybe
even less than that. But there's so many people. There's
nowhere to park. Oh wow, and my mom frustrated because

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there's nowhere to park. She didn't know where to go,
and we're just like, we just park, we'll get out,
like we just wanted to see the fireworks, and uh,
it's now dark, and she finds a spot, but they
were people walking to the cars. It was already over.
Oh damn. Yeah yeah yeah, Uh that was number three.

(01:25:35):
Number two bottle, rockets and cigarettes growing up in my house.
Buy a no flints and buy a no punk punks.
You want to light the firework, I'll give you my cigarette.
Yeah seven eight nine. I don't know how that was.
Just handing me a cigarette to go light a he'd

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take a big drag off of it and hand it
to me. Yeah. Lighting bottle rockets. We I mean, we
would tie like six or seven bottle rockets together, use
real bottles, not plastic, right, and light them in the street.
I just we'd have bottle rocket wars. Yeah. We take
a pipe and pop pop dirt into the bottom of it,

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light it on the end, tap it into the you know,
tap it in, and then your friend would run.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
And you didn't know when.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
It was gonna go off because you can't see the fuse.
Sometimes they would go out because you pushed it in
too fast and the fuse hadn't really set up, and
you sure as hell weren't gonna look in it. That's
how you lose an eye. We used to drive in
cars and light them and set them down next to
us on the concrete, light them, close the door, and

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take off. See if the bottle rocket would catch up
to us. Uh. So that was uh, that was number
two and then number one. Of the time we have
been at home, uh me and my girls, my my
two daughters of my wife, and being in our cul
de sac sitting there lighting fireworks, watching them light fireworks

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whatever they were doing, sparklers all that. I've got some
great photos of them wearing ear covers in their pajamas.
But yeah, that's got to be that's got to be
the best one. So for July Memories awesome. We got
to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
Let's rush more of the Big Men Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Is Nash ninety. Researcher has come down with the real
important stuff and they've decided. Well, I asked this, do
you wash brand new clothes?

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Yes? What?

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Okay? Why not? Lindsay, I don't want.

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
To fade them right away? They're brand new and they've never.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Been worn, Kimpy, I don't know if they've been worn
or not. Because here's the thing. People go into stores,
they try clothes on. What happens when they don't fit
or they don't like them. They give them back to
the lake or the person that's out there in the
fitting rooms, and that person puts them on a hanger
or folds them back up and they go right back

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onto the shelf. Also, they're too starchy, so they come
straight from the factory starchy as hell, and I don't
like that. So I'll wash them to kind of get
some of that starch off so they're not so stiff
when I'm putting them on for the first time. Or
second time.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
So you get brand new underwear, you don't wash it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
No, brand new underwear out of the package. You know,
if it's wrapped in plastic, No, I won't. Victoria's secret
where they're laid out for everybody to man handle them. Yes,
and go try on and you think that little you
know you can't try the money you get swimsuits?

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
No, because well I order my swimsuits, I don't try
them on and they come packaged.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
Well, according to this person, they.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Say that you should abbs absolutely wash new clothing good
old tom Yeah, I got some other things I do Sosny.
He says that you never really know what could be
lurking on the brand new clothing item. You just brought home, dust, dander, anything,
people who try it on and they transfer it to

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the clothing, scabies and all. Detergent representative notes that you
should follow the wash instructions on the care tag. He
says the fabric is treated with chemicals, and that's another
reason to wash beforehand.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Uh, it'll soften.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Some reasons why you might remove excess dyes and chemicals
when they made the stuff. Soften the material for better comfort,
helps spot any shrinkage or fit issues before you wear
it out, kills dust, germs and residue from handling and shipping,
prevents color bleed onto your clothes in future washes. Here's
reasons why you shouldn't. Some fabrics may shrink or lose

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shape after the first wash. Bright colors can fade faster
if it washed. You soon delicate trims or decorative filigree.
Uh yeah, I'm washing every time, for sure, Every every time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
I definitely am washed.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Even if boxers come in a package, I am washing them.
I get that because again, with the chemicals and the starchiness,
it softens them up quite a bit. How about brand
new socks? Will you wash brand new socks out of
a package? No? Yeah, I don't either. There's something about
there's just a certain feel when that brand new song
gets on your foot, you're like, uh yeah, uh, there's

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some about the no anxiety of I know it's clean,
that's fair. But again I think if they're if they're
in a prepackage, you know, like Haines does or whatever,
I think it's okay. Yeah, you can tell when somebody's
return to them because they try to put the package
back and it is not as good. Some about when
they're not in a bag, but they're just kind of
that zip tie thing is in there. And I've seen

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them on the ground and they just get put back
up on the rack or they get thrown in those
shopping carts, pushed around left outside, right right back in.
I just I just like, I just like knowing they're clean.
Towels another one. I buy brand new towels. They're getting
washed right away, Oh for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:31:15):
Yeah, towels and sheets. I do wash.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Why I.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
Well, the sheets have always been because I don't know
who's folded them, made them all of that, well, you
know who made them well. And then towels for the smell.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
I do it for the softness that softens them up. Yeah,
and they're clean. That's just a sub particle of it.
And you know they're clean. To me, the chances of
sheets being messed up or dirty or gross very minimal, yeah,
compared to clothes or jeans or shirts or braws or whatever.

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But I will force it. Yeah, I'm one hundred percent.
I think it's wild to not. Does your lady do
the same thing? Uh no, no, No, she'll she'll definitely
if it's new, she'll just like, oh, wear it. I'm like,
how much anxiety does that give you to watch or
push that on when you know it hadn't been washed yet.

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I mean, it's I just go to the other room
and just act like it didn't happen. La la la
la la la. Then I don't worry about it. To me,
the smell is the biggest thing too. New clothes have
a weird smell.

Speaker 6 (01:32:33):
Yeah, yeah, new clothes smell nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Don't treat it like it's a new car smell. Don't
treat it like it's a new car smell.

Speaker 6 (01:32:40):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
It's not a new car smell.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Sniffyr brand new onndies before. Yeah, No one does that, Nobody, nobody,
there's no, there's no uh air fresher labeled new clothes smell.
Maybe there should be, No, there shouldn't. In the mark
on something here a new shoe smell? Oh no, oh yeah,
fresh out off the shelf, better than an old she

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something something that smells like underpaid and under overworked. Yeah,
made by the lowest bitter. Yeah that smells awesome, right,
you know, just the smell of ten year old, doesn't
It doesn't sound good, doesn't. No, it sure doesn't give me.
Making your shoes all right, take a break, we'll be

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back to more

Speaker 7 (01:33:28):
Of the Big Man Morning Show is next.