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Speaker 8 (03:59):
Story in the New about a woman who shoved cheesy
nachos down her partner's leg during a domestic confrontation, and
it raised so many questions for me. I don't know
about you, guys, but nachos exist in two ways in
my home. There's the old classic We call them Chiefs
nachos because we eat We eat them when we watch

(04:21):
the Chiefs most of the time. But it's cheapan nachos
where you take chips, you lay them out, you sprinkle
whatever shredded cheese you have or shred your own, and
then that's it. Sometimes you might do some different things
with them. Maybe put a little salta on it, Maybe
take some sour cream and mix some hot sauce and
drizzle that when that comes out, Maybe put taco meat
on it. I mean, it lives in many different ways,

(04:41):
but essentially there's that, yeah, and then there's just plate chips,
dump cheese sauce on it. Those are two different types
of nachoso.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
You're forgetting about the ghetto nachos. That's where you take
chips your plate, chips, shredded cheese, microwave.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
No, that's true, that's ghetto nacho and that is very popular.
My kid probably does that at least three or four
times a week.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Can't do it, chips get weird. I understand.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
That means you're just putting it in the microwave too long.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I've never been one to like get the already melted
cheese like I'll do the case.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
So I got no problem with that spirit on top.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
But for the most part, when it comes to nachos,
for me, you know, it's it's ghetto nachos man.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, quick and easy, delicious. Yeah, you know, maybe put
some little.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Sour cream or salsa on the top of it after
you pull them out of the microwave, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
I prefer the oven or air fryer or whatever method.
And I don't love the cheese dumped on because the
chips get soggy pretty fast.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
You got to thing about sogginess.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't do That's why I
like going out to a restaurant and they have nachos
at the bar. It's not my go to food because
of that. I just can't deal with the sog. The
texture freaks me out.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I like the sheet pan nacho, right, because that's easy.
You put them on there, dad, and you pull it
out the you just take your spatular scoopy some out,
pop it on your plate.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Boom, you're done.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
Or you get one nacho and it's like seven nachos. Yeah,
that's one.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, we'll do a whole nacho bar during football season
and we'll do like I've got a the what are
the the you know, small crock pots and it's got
like the little thing for three three different types whatever. Yeah,
Or you do your meat and one and then your
beans and then you've got one room for your cheese

(06:36):
and oh that's the best.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
A while since I've done a fancy nacho night nacho bar.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I just too much work. I agree.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
You got chop up your tomatoes and your onions and
you know, like Lindsay said, break out the three whole
crock pots.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Right, But when you've got the army of poland youse.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, but which nacho do you shove down your partner's
pants and a domestic I can't imagine the sheep pan
nachos would be that damaging ghetto nachos Okay, yeah, right,
because usually they're like, you know, really hot on one
spot or the other. Yeah, and then you know that
shredded cheese with the ghetto nachos, it welds all of

(07:17):
them together. So you've got a plate that's just one
giant nacho. I think that'd be the best way to go,
because you got one steaming pile of nachos and you
just shove them down there and cause some third degree
burns on your janner.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh, or like the gas station when you stop at
a truck stop and you know they have the little
plates that you can get of nachos and cheese. I
think it would be easy to pull back someone's pants
and take that.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah, but they're not doing You're taking a plate of
nachos and dumping them, right, And so to me, it
is the chips that has the caso on it because
you get a two factors going on. You're hoping it's
hot if you're trying to cause damage to the individual,
but also the mess I can't imagine, and queso in
your pubes is a great thing. No, nobody likes Cheesy

(08:05):
Pubes also band name Cheesy Pubes.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
He I love it.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
So, if if you're going to if you're going to
assault your partner or your roommate in a domestic situation,
what food do you use? Because ideally you're doing food
because you think it's not going to harm them and
you're not going to get a trouble for it.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Right, But I've read many stories where people are getting
assaulted with a variety of food products.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
It doesn't matter the density.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
No, if you throw something in another human being, it's
a salt, absolutely, so it is that is irrelevant. But
what I'm saying is you think it's not going to
be that. So for example, you're not going to throw
You're not going.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
To throw a.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh man, a Durian fruit, right, You're not going to
throw a spiral honeycooked ham, yes, because you know that's
could that could hurt somebody.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Watermelon?

Speaker 8 (08:59):
So what is the most passive aggressive food item that
you're gonna try to hurt, like send a message, but
you don't want to hurt them.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
You might feeling some already whip them.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay, he's getting kinky.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, I'm thinking more along the lines of like a
slice of pizza or spaghetti. Spaghetti I think would be
the best one. It's getting a mess. You can pick
up a handful of it. It's noodles and sauce.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
But it stains.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Who gives a damn if it's stains stain their clothes,
not real domestic food. Yeah, you shouldn't be worried about.
Now you're going to care about whether or not you
hurt them or staining their clubau.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
What if I get it on my carpet, then I'm.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Do you have white carpet? I do?

Speaker 8 (09:51):
That's wild, especially with the army of poland in your home.
I think that the whipped cream thing, because you gotta
squirt it into something and then fling it. It feels
like a lot of steps, unless it's like a tube
a coup whip, Well, that's we have a ready whip
and cool, but not saying.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
A true statement. That is a true statement.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I think with the ready whip, that's best if you're
holding them down like you're in a domestic bear on
top and just all over their face.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay, shake it up.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
It feels like two separate things. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I Twinkies comes to mind or ho hose. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
The hos those are the ones that look like hockey pucks, right,
and the ding dongs are the longer elongated one. In
some worlds, yes, some worlds, yeah, uh okay, I feel
like that could possibly cause some damage.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Does It depends on the freshness.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Of the ho ho, you know, because if it's stale,
that could be sharp and you know, cause some damage.
I get what you're saying, though it's a it's a
light pastry. Yeah, Like I don't think blueberries strawberries are good.
You could you could poke an eye, you could hurt
someone's eye. Well, what that's true? I mean we're talking
about you're trying not to cause damage. Hey, you don't
want to throw a p a dana at somebody, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Or an apple?

Speaker 8 (11:10):
So I think a lot of the fruits are eliminated.
Maybe a raisin, some pudding pudding all right, out of
the container of the container, out of the container. Like
let's say you got a pudding cup, right, or even
even just just go with a pudding cup, right, pull
that little foil lit off of it and you can
squeeze and throw and it would lead you know, it

(11:31):
would it would cover some ground I feel. Yeah, yeah, okay,
hear me out. You just happen to be slicing sashimi.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'm not alwaysting. I'm just you're throwing fish.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
This is the idea, not really crazy sliced right, a
little slice of tuna, just.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
A piece of cheese, like they do when the babies
when they're crying videos.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
What have No, it's like years old, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
The babies are crying and then you see them throw
a slice of cheese right on their cheese and they
stop crying and they're like shocked.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Well, yeah, they've just been assaulted.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
Yes, wait, there's parents out there assaulting their babies and
recording it videos all over.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
If you haven't seen any of them.

Speaker 8 (12:23):
I don't want that stuff in my algorithm. There are
seeing children getting assaulted. How it got in your algorithm,
I don't know, but I don't want it in mine.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
She's looking for ideas. How do I shut these kids?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Now? Do you run an army you know, right, keep
them in line with slices of American? Yeah, it's kind
of like when the one I've seen.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Those videos where people on their kids' birthday like smash
their kids face into their birthday cake.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I'm like, wait, that's not funny.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, you just laughing about kids getting slapped with cheese slices.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
It's the cheese slice you're throwing it and it's landing
on their head.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
When you're smashing head face cake, you're grabbing bag of
their head and putting pressure. You don't know how how
hard you're pushing down. You can break a baby. No.

Speaker 8 (13:07):
Wait, so the difference is is that you put your
physical hands on the person.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
That's what makes it worse.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, and I feel like that that's only done when
the babies are they're they're fed up. They're waiting for
the child to get into its own smash cake, and
it's just not happening. No, these are like seven eighty nine.
I'm not for that.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's Texas.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I remember when I was a kid and my grandma
hit my uncle's girlfriend in the head with a pack
of baloney.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
A whole pack.

Speaker 8 (13:36):
Wait, are we talking about the tube? I think you're
talking like with the thing you have to pull the.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Red stuff out.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's the case right there. But even even then, a
whole pack case there's a lot casey case.

Speaker 8 (13:48):
Yeah, I'm curious. I want an impromptu survey. Do we
all know somebody because I know someone who's thrown food
on their partner?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Uh huh?

Speaker 8 (13:56):
Do we all know somebody who's thrown food? What was
the food? I'm so curious.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, I look back.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Have I ever been assaulted or assaulted somebody with food?

Speaker 8 (14:07):
I've never been assaulted with food, but I know someone
who's told a story to us. Yeah, yeah, that they
have assaulted ah with food. His The intent wasn't assault, No,
but that's what it is essentially.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
We I mean, we've.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Read stories where the other party was like, believe they
threw floggy noodles on me.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
There was a guy that assaulted his brother with a
whole chicken. I read that story.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh yeah, Brito.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
I mean there's Yes, we read plenty of stories, but
we think they're anomalies, right, But we got to touch
from someone who said something.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
So for me, the idea is, wait, is this that common?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I think it is. I think it's more common than
what we think.

Speaker 9 (14:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I hate to waste of food. Do you know anybody, lindsay,
I can't think of anyone. I know plenty of drinks. Hell,
I've had drinks thrown on me. Truth, So, have you
ever thrown a drink on someone? Lindsay, No, ever had
a drink thrown on you?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Not maybe like if I was in the line of
fire and maybe something is had spilled at a bar
or something.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
But now, but nobody get mad.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, I don't think I know anybody that has been
or has assaulted anybody with food, aside from the person
that you and I Corbin No told the story, but
they ain't here to defend themselves.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
So I backhanded my ex with a six inch subway
ham sandwich.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Damn six inches of ham Man that's a lot, that's
a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yes, that feels so.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
You must I said that you must have been really mad, sir, Yeah,
because I am not waste by the way ham sandwich
choice at subway?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
What's wrong with you? By the way, you clearly make bad.

Speaker 8 (15:47):
Your picker's broken. But wouldn't you like the didn't the
structure of the sandwich would get destroyed? Yes, unless it's wrapped.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
It's not wrapped that good. It's wrapped good. Nuh off.

Speaker 8 (16:00):
It's wrapping good enough to where you know, you get
your hand on it and keep you know, that flap
where you unravel it and keep a shit and just well,
it's not like a Jimmy John's. Jimmy John's they wrap
their so tight and tape it and tape it. We're subway,
they kind of roll it right and throw it into.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
The bag, right.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
But it is still keeping the product together more so
than just having the sandwich in your hand and then
slapping them with the sandwich.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
But if you use it, if you backhand somebody with it,
you're losing the sandwich.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Mashed potatoes got text in.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Somebody says, Okay, that feels like whipped cream, like you're
talking about like you can think the heat would be
the only like, ooh, you can cause burns steamy? Yeah, uh,
didn't you guys slap each other with tortillas.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
That doesn't anything that happens on the show. Right.

Speaker 8 (16:49):
The law, the rules of law feel like they change
once we cross the threshold. I'm just being honest. I'm
not saying that's true. We're assaulting each other in the
name of entertainer.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, suddenly you're like, you guys hurt each other. Oh,
settle down, you beg for it years.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Come on.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
My wife threw a loaf of bread at me. When
I scared her. She cried afterward. Then a couple hours
later she crushed my chips because she was mad at me.
What a fantastic punishment to get back at somebody chips. Yeah,
oh yeah, listen, I'm not going to hit you, but.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Enjoy your crumbs, bitch.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
Yeah, I hope your chips get crushed because I don't
know about you, but I won't eat the crumbs on.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
H It sucks.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
I got a problem. Open up the bag and dump
in your mouth. Man.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
It's easier that way and cleaner by the way.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
You're not getting your stuff all the way.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, but there's the the spread of chip crunchiness is
not there now, it's like a clump.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
That's fair. Uh hot super chilli. You're a wild person.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I don't know if they're saying that would be something
they use or that's something they have use, but yes,
hot super chili. That is causing burns.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
Well, and we've taken like a suit, like a like
a spoonful a bowl. Am, I is this is this
some crazy TV sitcom? And I'm dumping a bullet chili
on you? All right, because that's a whole other thing.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't know if it counts, but I feel like
you threw hot dogs at each other on the wheel too.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
No, that was a part of the wheel. That was
just a bit, And I don't think was it. All
of us are just one person. That was just one person.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Because we've done the hot dogs, we've done the yogurt sling.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
We have a salted each other with food.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, just no, no, no, you're choosing the wrong words.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
We've entertained with food with just happens to could be
label as salt.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
A friend of mine's mom threw hot grease on his
dad because she was frustrated with his teaching her how
to cook and she couldn't get it right.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Damn, that's not good. That's a weapon.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yes, that's a salt.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, that's what they do in like poverty stricken countries.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I wonder if they're still together after that.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh well, she got pregnant soon after, so because that fixes.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Well, they already had a kid apparently. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Uh, I watched my mom frisbee porcelain plates at my
dad standing over a pot of spaghetti, shattering everywhere.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
Okay, now that now, now we're not we're out of food.
The vessel is not what we're talking about. Oh, oh,
that's just domestic violence. Man, right, you might as well
be throwing a candle.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Am I right, Kimpy.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
And now we've went too far. Hey, it's not like
I brought up somebody getting bag behind a bus.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Listen, we've got tickets to the Todys that go by
the way.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I made a post about it because I was like, oh, look,
my gal, it's been a year. She's done great blah
blah blah.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
You know, and and she she hasn't gotten railed in
front of a bus.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Whatever it was. You gotta let that go. Guys, it's
a running joke. Apparently you don't listen to the show.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
And you don't have to let it go. It happened
to you. Yes, it'll be okay, you can say and
do what I want to dig it go. Yeah, I
laugh about a lot of people on their stupid comments.
You got a much better go. I know I have
a better goal.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yes, I laugh about that situation. Now, so let me
joke in the way I want to. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
And it's and I'm sorry, but it is almost skit ish.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yes, absolutely, it's funny.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
It's an that's what I don't get just because it's
someone you like. Maybe these people are friends with them,
or maybe it's your president or whatever.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
You're like, why like, settle down.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
It's funny. If somebody says something funny, it's funny. Again,
it's my life too, it's your page.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I appreciate you forgetting so angry over my life, but
it's my life.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
It's like part of the show.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Now exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
We should keep tallies on how many times it gets
brought up. Actually, it's so funny, like the.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Jerry Lewis telethon Let's Go Board.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yes exactly.

Speaker 10 (21:09):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
Someone says I've thrown line wedges at somebody. Okay, I
probably have done that, but Muller like to get their attention.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
I haven't intentionally thrown drinks at someone, but I did
accidentally spill an entire tray of drinks on someone.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, that's not even in the world that we're talking about.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
My mom threw a jar of baby food at my
dad one time, back when they were still in glass jars.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Damn, that's what we're talking about. See, like, you're gonna
hurt somebody.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
All right, we got tickets to the Toty's We're gonna
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We've got freakin a Friday. We want to know from you,
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What's a word or phrase.

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That annoys you bmmss and what that is to eight
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Speaker 8 (22:00):
Let's go ahead and do news quikies. These are headlines
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Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's time for news quakies, World news, local news and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn
Gimbean Lindsay with what's going on?

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Newsquakies from the Big Man Morning showing nineties on the five.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Chinese man lived with a toothbrush in his intestines for
over fifty years.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well, I could tell you he probably didn't swallow that toothbrush.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I was thinking, what a weird name for a human.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I'd listen, you can name your kid anything you want,
even if it is the toothbrush.

Speaker 8 (22:39):
Yeah, I mean he had to have known it was there.
Did you just forget? Like, there's this new person that's
shown up on my FYP and she's she's a cute
girl and she does whatever bacon with meg or something
like that, and she always bakes food, like cooks something,
but gets really high why she does it, And the
bit is she never finishes it.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
All right because she's so high. Pretty funny, maybe that's
the case here.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's so ripped.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
Like she'll bay it, can do whatever, and she's like, hold,
I'm gonna go garden. I'll be right back, and then
it's like video transitions and you can tell it's a
different day and she's like, pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Japanese donation location will pay people for their poop, I
mean some extra scratch.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I'm telling you the world revolves around poop.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
It's scary, isn't it When you really learn, like dig
into it, and all of our answers are in poop.
They can tell when people are gonna start getting the
flu by examining poop. That's how they can cure diseases poop.
When you when you don't poop on the rag, it

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messes you up mentally.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Now you can get paid top dollar for your dookie there.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
Will be a time when they go heart digestion, the
two most important. You're probably more digestion than I'm telling you.
We don't hear that a lot real deadly fungus possible
use in fighting cancer. Deadly fungus. Deadly fungus is a
fighting cancer because it just kills you. And they're like, oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I'll turn it. ANSWER's gone.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Wait with her dead? Yay, you said I couldn't do it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
There's now a popular rat and garbage tour in New
York City.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
If you look to the right, you will see the
gi in New York sewer rat.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
I will say this, When I went to New York
last year, I was impressed with how little garbage I saw. Okay,
like you have this impression that you think it's going
to be stacked on the road.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Don't they just like dump it out of their window
on the street.

Speaker 8 (24:59):
No, they do, not, Like it's legal there to do that. No,
it was really clean everywhere I went. Now, granted I
didn't go to maybe some of the more questionable areas.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Right, you didn't take this tour.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Gimme Human remains and cannabis sent to space are now
missing after returning to Earth what they see where the
space weed went. I'll stay with that topic.

Speaker 8 (25:28):
Marijuana industry workers are the happiest in any job sector
in the US, according to survey.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
I wonder why depends and when they asked them. Yeah,
woman given twelve months to live after having heartburn symptoms
dismissed nine times by doctors.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
This is a fascinating story.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I am someone who believes that, Like that kind of
sounds like the doctor's messed up.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
But it's up to her to give information. Right. If
you can tell the doctor my foot hurts and it
ends up being your heart, that's not on the doc her, right,
And so we don't know what she was telling them.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
She's just telling them that she had heartburn like symptoms.
But isn't it on the doctor. Like if your car's
messing up, right and you're not mechanically inclined, Yeah, right,
You take it to a mechanic. You tell them, hey,
my car's messing up, making a weird noise whatever. It's
on the mechanic to diagnose it, figure out what's going on,
and fix the problem. I see it the same way

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as a doctor. You know something's going on. I'm not
a doctor. I just know I've got a weird feeling.
It's on the doctor to diagnose it, figure it out,
and fix it.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yes, except all cars are built the same.

Speaker 8 (26:39):
Humans have different genetic makeups that cause things, right, So
it's not parallel. It's not a parallel comparison. Now, you
can tell a doctor, hey, when I run, it hurts,
But where do they where do they start where? And
maybe your insurance has limitations on what they can check.
So if you go it hurts when I run, because
that's the type of comparison you got to go.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
With, then they go, okay, well are you eaty?

Speaker 8 (27:03):
Like, where do you start on something like that? I
don't know, but I don't know if it's a fair
comparison to use a mechanic and a doctor.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Well, if you think about it, the doctors are the
mechanics of the human body. Again, the human bodies are
all different, so and cars are all the same. Ah,
they're all basically the same, and so is the human body. No,
we all have a heart, we all have stomachs, livers, lungs,
et cetera, et cetera. With the cars, you have motors, wheels,

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stuff like that. So we're all Yes, you were right.
We are all different, but essentially we're all the same.
So I think, like with a doctor, you got the
basic gist of what's going on here, even though Lindsay's
got giant knockers and mine or smaller. You know, it's
the I know, I'm catching up, but still you know,
it's the same basic premise. They're the mechanics of the

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human world, you know, Lensis and Audi and I'm a Ford.
Except when you put gasoline in a car, In any car,
it functions the same way as long as it's a
combustible engine.

Speaker 8 (28:02):
Right in a human body. If I put sugar in
me and it works, fine, okay. But then let's say
you put it in Lindsay and it turns into something else,
which does happen? That's where that's different, and that can
cause other problems, right, And then again it's on the
doctor to figure that out, but you r but they
don't know that. It's on Lindsay to let her know, Hey,
I'm diabetic or whatever the case is, right, yeah, or.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Like a person with Celiac's disease or something who has
to eat gluten free.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
But even that's a good example. Celiac disease.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
If it is all based on what you tell the doctor,
there's no test for it, so they just go, ah,
sounds like you got Celiac disease, right, there's no like.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
You have for it.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
Now, It's like schizophrenia from what I understand, there's no test.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
It's just based on what you tell the doctor. And
then you shouldn't even go to him. That's why.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Officer may be fired after farting when female coworker refused
to pull his finger.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
So this I know this story.

Speaker 8 (29:01):
This is a follow up story from we read this
a while ago, and he literally lifted his butt and
farted in her face.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Wild story, and now he might lose his job over it.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
United Airlines sued for kicking wrong Asian woman off flight
Long Long, which is the whole other.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Way to read the headline.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
United Airlines suit for kicking wong Asian woman off flight.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Burlington, Vermont cracking down on exposed cracks.

Speaker 8 (29:37):
I mean yeah, when a whole city can create a
coke company.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Right right?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Nightclub staff confused after finding giant sausage left behind ato.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
He said.

Speaker 8 (29:55):
Man arrested after peen on ten thousand dollars worth of
food at Sam's Club. According to Place, I had to
go back and look because I felt like this was
a familiar story.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh no, this happens a lot. Oh don't really. Because
I saw it, I was like, didn't I already know
that was a woman? Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (30:11):
How many hours we spend using our phones on the
toilet every year? And why doctors worn against it?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I hate stories like this. It's over alarming. It's not
a big number, it's tiny.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
And besides, it'll be okay. I think it was like,
uh of a year.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
It was like less than half of one percent of
a year you spend on the on your on the
phone on the toilet. Half of one percent, that's not
very much. I spend more of that in traffic.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Australia currently facing a spiderpocalypse.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
If you've seen the video on the TikTok you'd be like, oh,
holy hell, what's going on?

Speaker 8 (30:57):
Driver accused of doing donuts on National Mall charged with
multiple offenses told police it's just a joke.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Last one. Lindsay um.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Man cutting half by forklift explains what his life is
like now, five years after accident.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
It's about half.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
He's not living a full life. I'll take your life.
Cut it in half. That's what he's experiencing. He ain't
running anywhere now, I mean you can go. Well, he
might have the bottom half.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
I doubt it. If we're hearing from him, Oh, that.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Would be awesome though, if it's just the bottom half
walking around.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
But it's not. It's definitely not. If he's doing interviews,
maybe he's sign languaging with his toes. Dad, I don't
think so. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (31:45):
I'm good with taking this. I'll have enough conviction in
my voice on that one.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
No, Almost twenty five percent of Americans want to take
a break from sex life. Have you seen their part?
Let's see what they're twenty five percent of his partners.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Look like yeah, right, man, cutting half? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (32:05):
That feels like okay. Maybe I don't know. Family challenges
eighty four year old woman's will after one million dollars
left to male escort.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Well, if he's the one who made her happiest.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
There's a lot of stories of people at the end
of their lives whoever was close closest to them getting money,
even if it's a cat yep or the or the nurse.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
All these stories are on our Facebook page at facebook
dot com slash bmms six nine. We want to know
from you, what's a word or phrase that annoys you?
A case of fiftieth anniversary Millerite could be yours. Send
us a text answering that question. What's a word or
phrase that annoys you?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Giving away beer for frigging a Friday?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
So what you need to do is send a text
and answer the question, what's a word or phrase that
annoys you?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
A case of fiftieth anniversary miller.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
Lite bmms and whatever that is to eight two nine
four five.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Let's see what Jeff had. Good morning, Jeff, how are you?

Speaker 11 (33:02):
I'm great in yourself today.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
I'm good, buddy, Jeff? What is a word or phrase
that annoys you?

Speaker 11 (33:10):
Okay, so when people say I could care less, that
means you could care It should be I couldn't care less,
and it's just it freaking drives me. It's like, okay,
so do you really care that you? Do you care less?

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Or do you want to care more about it?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Just it just.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Chaps you're hide Huh.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
So you probably should care less about people who could
or couldn't care less.

Speaker 11 (33:45):
If they care less, then we've got room to talk.
But if you couldn't care less, then it's a stop sign.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
A good way to put it.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Hey, okay, give me go ahead and tell him exactly
what he's gonna get.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I could care less.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I hold the phrase doesn't annoy you because you just
scored a case of fifty of the anniverse Remiller life
a to you.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
If I'm being honest, I've already forgotten the right way
to do it.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
So I apologize to you. Jeff. I'm gonna be a
stop sign.

Speaker 11 (34:16):
Apparently I could care less if you couldn't care less.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yes, hang on the line so I can get your info.
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Our Blood Institute is hooking up with our Tulsa Drillers.
On Thursday, July third at one Oak Field. You can
give blood in the All American Blood Drive from two
until eight pm at one Oak All donors will get
an All American t shirt, a folding camp chair, and
two free tickets to a driller's game of your choice,

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and also you will also be entered to win a
chance to throw out the first pitch of the game.
That's happening on Thursday, July third from two to eight
pm at one oak, good.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Morning, get me, oh, good morning. Corbyn Rock Oklahoma alumni
Nothing More is going to be playing at the Criterion
in Oklahoma City in February. I could send you there
for free. All you gotta do is hit up the
website that rocks kmod dot com.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
All right, we're giving away beer friggin' a Friday. What's
a word or phrase that annoys you? A case of
fiftieth anniversary Miller like, could be yours BMMS and whatever
that is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
We're gonna draw a winter coming up.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
We're gonna go around the room first, lindsay, what's a
word a phrase that annoys you?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Things could be worse? I cannot stand it. I'm in
my fields. If I'm having a bad day and you know,
someone asks me what's wrong or how is your day going,
or if they can just tell that I am, you know,
having a day, and I express myself and they say

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to me, things could be worse. Yeah, of course I
do really that things could be worse. But I don't
want to hear you say that. Let me have my feelings.
It's like as if saying that I can't have a
bad day. I'm allowed to have a bad day.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
No, your feelings are invalid, right, it could be worse.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Yeah, exactly, like allow me to have my bad day
or don't ask, right, like, I just I know that
things could be worse. Of course they can.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
So you don't want people to try and help you
and lift you up?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
No, that's not No, that's not what I'm saying. No,
just say uh what I hear? I understand that's or
I'm sorry, don't I don't need to know things could
be worse? Yes, I I already know.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
That I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I'm sorry and I apologize are the same are pretty
much the same thing unless you're at.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
A funeral, right, So what why why do you think
that's so? I'm just curious, like why do you think
that that's so not helpful?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Because it just it just like GIMPI said, it just
makes me feel like, no, you're not allowed to have
a bad day.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
But that's not someone's motive. They're not trying to be like, hey,
don't have.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
A bad day, right If you're feeling yeah, that's that's
what it makes me feel like if you're feelings like like, hey,
there's someone out there that's got it way worse than
you do, which is true, but I know that already
doesn't sound like it, Well I do.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
She she doesn't care, no.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Not what I'm saying. It's just in this moment. Let
me have my moment. I worry about everyone else. Right now,
I am having a bad day. I'm having a hard time,
and I just need to vent it. Just listen, you
don't have to try to fix it. You don't have
to tell me that the guy down the street is

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having it worse than me. Like if I you know,
if I just got my my windshield knocked out, you
know on my car.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh well my, you know, my my.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Back windshield on my car. You like, don't try to one.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Up it, just you know, so we should say things
could be better.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah, that's yeah, you're right, Like that really does suck.
I hope they get better soon. Yes, views is very annoying.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
It's like the most passion I've heard out of you. Uh,
what's a word or phrase that annoys you? GIMPI man,
it's a It's a single word, and I think the
root of it started right here on this show. Nothing
makes me cringe more than the word totes. Not like, hey,

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I got these tots that we're gonna put Christmas decorations in,
or Hey, I got these toads to put your old clothes.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
And no toats. Toads, man toats. That stupid heifer. They
used to sit right in front of me, would say,
toats my goats all the time, and I wanted to
stabber in a goddamn throat, toats my goats?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
What the hell's a goat gotta do with all this? Anyway?
Are you out of your goddamn mind?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Who's my goat?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Just it's okay to say, and listen, I'm not I'm
not one to shy away from shortening things down. Contractions
are fantastic. If somebody's got a long name, you know,
I'll shorten it down.

Speaker 11 (39:36):
You know.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
My name's Peter, Hey, Pete, please to meet you. Hey Daniel, Daniel, Dan,
Hey buddy, how you doing.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Man?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I'm all about shortening things, but toads doesn't make any
goddamn sense. Totally, man, just say it totally sounds way better.
You don't sound like a retard, and I don't want
to stab you in your throat.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
That's it, bottom line.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I just had to look it up because I wanted
to know tot's mcgoats comes from totally, which dates back
to the eight nineteen eighties, of course, and then showed
shortened to toats by two thousand. Mcgoats shows nonsense, rhyming,
and the Irish surname construction of Mick son of often

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used to make silly names.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Like body mcbotface. I'm okay with body.

Speaker 8 (40:26):
Slang was popularized in a two thousand and nine Bro
comedy I Love You Man, where the character played by
Paul Rudd expresses ironic excitement over a jam session. Yeah Totally,
tot's mcgoats cool. Just days after the film was released,
urban dictionary entries for tots mcgoats appeared.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
It wasn't that movie.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Toat's tots.

Speaker 8 (40:49):
Mcgoats came into the spylight again in twenty thirteen when
he was used in a Sprint commercial with James Earl
Jones and Malcolm McDowell, where the two communicating using the
internets slaying incongruous for two actors known.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
For their rich, stately voices.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
And twenty fifteen, Totes mcgoats finally became an actual character
when the Niagara False Solid Waste Education Enforcement Team WHAT
launched a recycling campaign starring a goat faced mascot named
Tots Mgoats.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Oh God, way to make it worse America. That feels
like that feels like Canada. Okay, Niagara falls? All right,
I apologize America. Way to make it worse, osers.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
We are giving away beer friggin a Friday. What's a
word or phrase that annoys you? A case of fiftieth
anniversary Miller lite. I have a lot of these, and
they change quite often. And the one I landed on
is what's that mean that you have a lot of
words and phrases?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I think a lot of people do. I think it's
quite so you have one. I had to think hard
for that one and google it. Yes, you only have one.
I had more than Yeah, I think most people do.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
It is this it's my truth? Oh okay? Like to
to discredit anything else? Facts? Mainly it's my world, y'all
just living in it?

Speaker 8 (42:28):
Yeah that I don't care. It's my truth. Well, your
truth is a lie. You live in a lie. That's
that's the thing. I don't know why it just as
you're like, eh, like you one if we're having an
active conversation trying to just I don't know fill time

(42:50):
with life, just having a fun back and forth, and
you want to go it's my truth that tells me
you have no information.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
You don't really want to have a conversation. Well, it's
my truth, okay, or it's what they believe in. Not
everybody believes in the same things or the same ways
that you believe.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I know that, so then why not just say, well,
that's what I believe in.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
That's just another way of saying that's what I believe in.
It's their truth, but it's this is my point to
use that when like the sky the sun is up, well,
it's my truth that it's not.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Okay, sure.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Your life bad day, a dark, cloudy days worse when
the sun's not shining on them.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
They could be worse.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
Tots of ghosts could be worse. We want to know
from you, what's a word or phrase that annoys you?
A case of fiftieth in of her Street Miller like
could be yours bmms and what that is to eight two, nine, four,
five Chilsa's.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
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Speaker 8 (44:12):
I just want you to answer this question via text.
What's a word or phrase that annoys you? In case
the fiftieth anivers your miller like could be yours BMMS
and what that is to eight two nine four five?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Gary? How are you?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (44:26):
I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
How are you? I'm good? Gary? What's a word or
phrase that annoys you?

Speaker 11 (44:32):
Went down a rabbit hole?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
You've come to the right place, sir.

Speaker 10 (44:39):
I know I hear it every day.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Why why do you dislike that word so much? Are
that phrase? Well, it just seems archaic. I mean you're
looking into the internet or doing You're going down a
web hole, not a rabbit hole, because you're looking it
up on the internet to try to figure out more
information of something.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Are you familiar with the reference?

Speaker 11 (45:03):
No, other than hearing.

Speaker 10 (45:04):
It from you?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Okay, Oh, so it's personal.

Speaker 11 (45:10):
I didn't say that.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
You said you.

Speaker 10 (45:14):
Well, that's where I've heard it.

Speaker 11 (45:16):
I know it's old.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
I don't know what it refers to exactly.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
You ever read Alice in Wonderland?

Speaker 6 (45:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Do you ever watch Alice in Wonderland? No, you're lying, Gary.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
No, I don't believe.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I've probably seen parts of it, but I've never watched
the whole movie.

Speaker 8 (45:36):
Yeah, going down the rabbit hole, it's from that that
TV show. That's okay, you're allowed to like it. We
want all the wars man. It's all good.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Give you go ahead and tell him exactly what he's
gonna get.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
It's hard to pinpoint in any particular word or phrase
that a noise, Corbin.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
It's usually anything that comes out of Lindsay's mouth. Here's
a case by the Anniversary Miller like.

Speaker 8 (45:57):
Actly, you guys, don't sell yourself short, h Gary, hang
on the line so Gimpy can get your info.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Okay, all right, buddy, thank yeah, see you later.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Friend.

Speaker 8 (46:08):
Let's see what Gimpi has in his four x four
well cobe.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
It says here that vaccine Advisory panel resinds flu vaccine recommendations.
A vaccine advisory panel appointed by RFK Junior is reskinning
recommendations for flu vaccines. The board voted yesterday to walk
back recommendations for vaccines that contain an ingredient that anti
vaccine activists claim is linked to autism. The vote come

(46:37):
comes about two weeks after Kennedy fired the previous members
of the advisory panel before appointing new ones. Severe weather
delays thousands of flights. The tracking website Flight to Wear
shows more than ninety eight hundred flights have were delayed

(46:57):
across the US, with almost nine hundred Hansel hundreds more today.
Severe storms in the upper Midwest, Southwest, Great Lakes, mid Atlantic,
and Northeast are impacting air travel. Airport's experiencing serious issues
with delays and cancellations include O'Hare and DFW, along with
New York's La Guardia. The spending bill is stuck in

(47:21):
the Senate. The Senate is hoping to start debate on
President Trump's Big, beautiful bill today, but there are new
speed bumps. The Senate parliamentarian, also known as the referee,
rejected key medicaid provisions in the GOP's tax and spending bill.
That means the measure is still being worked on, and

(47:42):
several Republicans say they won't debate it until they see
the final version. Majority Leader Republican John Flume plans on
having the Senate worked through the weekend if need be.
The President expects the bill to be on his desk
by the fourth of July.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, he said, he's well.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
It was the phrase something like, uh, you won't go
on vacation until it's done, which makes sense. Lock them
in a room like figure it out right, but even
if they figured out it then has to go to
the other side any changes to be approved where they
could already be on vacation.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Right right, nobody's leaving this building until I say so. Lastly,
hear the City of Bristow to enforce junk vehicle ordinance
beginning in July. The City of Bristow said, beginning in July,
any junk car that's been sitting in a residence yard
will be cited as a nuisance. This includes major parts

(48:37):
such as bodies, engines, frames, rear ends, giggity and transmissions.
The city said, while they're not immediately towing away the vehicles,
residents have cars that have been sitting for a while
and will be given a warning that gives them ten
days to move it or fix it. The city said
that in cases where the nuisance should be abated and
isn't within ten days, then the car will be removed

(48:58):
and it's to ordin to save place. The owners of
any vehicle removed by the city can claim their car
by making an application to the police department within thirty
days of removal, and if the car has they claimed
within thirty days, it can be sold without notes. Good
morning Gimpie, Well, good morning. You know, Lindsay said, you
know you can take one thousand dollars and buy Rockklahoma.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Tickets with it, but why pay for him?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
If you don't have to, you can just hit up
the website that Rockslahoma, Camody dot com. Get on the
contest page. You can sign up to win tickets to Rockklahoma.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
And we qualified people for km od's fifty for fifty
and it looks like Edgar Brewer of Pawnee got qualified.
Congratulations Edgar, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Number one with Edgars.

Speaker 8 (49:39):
Oh, Edgar, you're in the running to win fifty pairs
of concert tickets.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Qualify to me? Edgar? Do they call him? Do they
go with ed or Garr? I?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Probably ed more likely. I don't know a lot of
people named Gore. I don't know a lot of people
named Edgar.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Now we do. Now we have number one, our number one, Edgar.
There you go. We love you, We love you Gar.

Speaker 8 (50:04):
Listen every hour to get qualified with the Big Mad
Morning Show. Another chances coming up in about twenty five minutes,
so be listening for that. Q It's time to taste
time trivia. This is where one of us will get
shocked and you have to answer some questions to avoid that.
And I went last last week. So the first person
going is Gimpy. Oh, he's going to get shocked. I've

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got the shocker in hand to control, and Lindsay's gonna
be asking him questions.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Now, these are all questions that we provided.

Speaker 8 (50:34):
Don't think that that is a benefit because you forget
the ones you submit, or you have at least forgotten
the answer, which does cause a little bit of problems.
So we are going to do that now. And Gimpy's
getting all strapped up. Lindsay's pulling the first question out
and we are set.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
We are set.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Which nor do there neighbor hosted the Summer Olympics in
nineteen seventy six?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Which northern neighbor? I think that, like.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Canada, I think is the obvious question answer there, right,
But I feel like this is going to be tricky,
like which part of Canada was it Ontario?

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Was it Quebec?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Was it another Canadian province that I don't know.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
I would think the answer because northern neighbor isn't it
would at Northern city, right, Northern territory, Like I feel
like it would say that, right, I'm just trying to
help the tonace it with you that because yeah, I
don't know, but I feel like Canada is too much
of a blanket because they don't just say, hey, all right,

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the Olympics are.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Coming to Canada. I think they say that.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
But but okay, so like, yeah, they went to Korea,
they were held in Soul, Korea.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
They came to America, but they were held in Los
Angeles or Atlanta. I'm hearing what you're laying down. I
think maybe Russia might be the only one where it's like, yeah,
they were just rushing, you know what I mean. Because
now even then they said Sochi, Yeah, you're right. See
I forgot see. Okay, So with that being said, with

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my infinite Olympic knowledge, yeah, I'm going to go out
on a lemon, say Ontario.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Final answer, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Which northern neighbor hosted the Summer Olympics in nineteen seventy six?
You said Ontario. The answer is simply Canada, Son.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Of a bitch. I knew it. I knew it.

Speaker 8 (52:58):
Yeah, I mean we have to go with what's on
the piece of paper. Sure, because I think you're making
a valid point I think it is like you would say,
like Toronto or Ontario or Vancouver or whatever, right, but
for Canada unless it says if you look it up
and it says that.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Oh bitch, yeah, would you google that real quick just
to see nineteen seventy six right, seventy six Olympica.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Yeah, see where they were at? Was it Ontario?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
If it was, I feel like I've.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Already been shocked. It's not.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
I'm just you miss another question. I feel like we
don't have to show no, no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
The ship is sailed.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
What was the year seventy six?

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Nineteen seventy six. I'm just curious how close was I?
I mean, obviously I was in the region Buttreal, Montreal.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I would have gotten wrong anyway.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
I would have said Toronto, okay, because I'm trying to
think of like summer Olympics Canada. Then it's got to
be like a more a really southern I guess you're
right city. Yeah, And so that's why I would have
went with Toronto. They learned something, all right?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Question two?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Okay, Question two, GIMPI. How old was Mozart when he
began composing.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Jesus Christ? How old was Mozart when he began composing.
So the first number that jumps out into my head
is twenty seven, but I think he was way younger
than that.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
I'm going to say twelve twelve.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Final answer, how old was Mozart when he began composing?
You say twelve and the correct answer is five years old?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Damn son of a bitch much. I didn't wait. I
was trying to go, oh, no, it's good. I'm going
pissed off of Mozart. How are we supposed to know that?
I'm not sure I know your Jeopardy questions? How are
you supposed to know that?

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Where you got that one from?

Speaker 8 (54:54):
And when you ask people that, they're like, how long
have you been doing?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Blah blah them they're like, well since I was six
some behind like that.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
You know how long you've been playing drums? Well, I
started playing drums when I was three.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
It was price composing when you were three, actually composing.

Speaker 8 (55:14):
My daughter plays a piano. She writes notes on paper.
I would not call that composing. She might, and if
she becomes famous, we're going with it.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
It.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Council, though, if you put one foot on an Appalacha trail,
you hiked.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
It, right.

Speaker 8 (55:32):
You just got to stand on it for a minute.
I said, there was a time in June when I
hiked the Appalation trail.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Give me your third and final question.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Can we go three for three?

Speaker 3 (55:42):
What Peanut character ends up with a bag of rocks
at the end of the Great Pumpkin Escapade?

Speaker 2 (55:54):
What the hell? Wait, it's Charlie Brown. But which character
in a double the bag of rocks? You know?

Speaker 1 (56:03):
I feel like it's Charlie Brown because he is constantly
getting the shaft.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
He really is. I mean, you watch it. I mean,
I mean, maybe I downloaded the wrong version.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I don't know, but I feel like he's always getting
screwed over in one way or the other. But I mean,
in cartoon life, the guy that gets screwed over all
the time, usually at the end of the show gets
a break or whatever.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
But I don't think that happens with Charlie Brown. And honestly,
there's only I can't name all of them.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
They got Charlie Brown, you got Linus, Yeah, you got Lucy.
You got Patty, Peppermint Patty I think is her name
a Snoopy?

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Of course, pig Pen. How many Peanuts characters are there?
Do Peanuts?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Peanuts Woodstock, the bird Woodstock would count.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
That's about where I'm at.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
As my grand father said, who's that colored fella on
the screen?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
The Jerome?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Yeah, because he was like, what, I don't know, Grandpa,
that's Terry back up.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Yeah, I don't know how many you named all the
ones I would name?

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Yeah, Jarla, No, that's little rascals.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Okay, I hate you're stinking Yes, I'm just gonna say,
Charlie Brown.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Final answer.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
What peanut character ends up with a bag of rocks
at the end of the Great Pumpkin Escapade? You say,
Charlie Brown, And the correct answer is Charlie Brown, who
calls it.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
The Great Pumpkin Escapade.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
I never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
It's always been the Great Pumpkins, the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Yeah, maybe that was number two.

Speaker 8 (57:47):
All right, No, that's one, right, Great Pumpkin. Okay, all right,
So Gimpi has gone, and now he's gonna draw and
see who's gonna be the next person that's gonna go.
And it looks like it's going to be Lindsay. Okay,
So she's gonna get strapped on and Gimpi is going
to control the charger there while Lindsay's getting ready.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
What's a word or phrase that annoys you?

Speaker 8 (58:13):
In case of fiftieth anniversary Miller Lite BMMS and what
that is to eight nine.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Four Charlie Brown Brown, Yeah, because now I gotta know,
I'm sure that it's go into like deep, like obscure
characters that were only on like for a minute or
so half a season, right, I mean, why can't it
just be a full size question?

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Didn't test very well, Patty?

Speaker 8 (58:40):
Uh oh way, no, that's that's supporting major characters Charlie Brown,
Snoopy Schroeder, Piano, the Silent One, Lucy Linus, Sally wood Stock, Peppermint, Patty.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Marcy Marcy. Which one was that Peppermint Patty's friend the
other lesbian? Gotcha rerun?

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Oh yeah, I don't huh.

Speaker 8 (59:10):
Patty, And then the supporting characters Patty Shermey, Violet, Pigpin, Frida, Franklin,
Eudorra and Lydia.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
I always thought pig Pin was made.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
I was just going to say the same thing.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
You always see him run walking around, all that cloud
of dust around him.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Who was Franklin? Uh, you're token black guy?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Yep?

Speaker 8 (59:34):
Okay, yeah, Franklin Armstrong. He was the first African American
character to appear in the strip. After how Long Right,
there's trivia for Franklin. He's the only character who never
said anything rude to Charlie Brown.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Oh what a nice guy. He thought the rest of
his neighborhood was strange. Yeah, because he's black. It's moved
in there.

Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
He's shown to be smart, often getting a's or b's
in school and wasting good worries about them. In the
latter years of the strip, he's often seen quoting his
grandfather's advice on life, especially with Charlie Brown. He has
an interest in hockey and plays center field on Peppermint
Patty's baseball team, the Pelicans. Nineteen seventy nine. He injured
dispelling Bee came in sixteenth. There's not even that many

(01:00:24):
characters on the show, yo for guy who's got a's
and b's. Sixteenth is not great for real man. Franklin
is confirmed to have made at least one hundred and
thirty appearances in Peanuts the cartoon, despite not appearing in
the seventy eight, eighty two to ninety seven. He's one
of many Peanuts characters to appear in the video game
Snoopy's Street Fair.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
I didn't know there was a video game.

Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Which he has a Test your Own Strength pooth a booth.
Because of his loyalty and kindness, many fans have stated
that Franklin should have been Charlie Brown's best friend instead
of liness that backs dabbing douche.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
He's the one that carried around.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
Then, and they think Franklin had a crush on Marcy,
as shown in Race for Your Life Charlie Brown, where
he danced with her. He's the second character of color
introduced in the comic strip strip, the first one he's
having the first one. The first one is Jose Peterson,
which right now you're going who The only special to

(01:01:23):
focus on Franklin is Snoopy Presents Welcome Home Franklin and Jose.
If I showed you a picture of Jose Peterson, you go,
is he he's Oh he's half Swedish. What he's half
Mexican half sweet?

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Doses?

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
That makes sense the taco truck down the strip from
the school.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah, that makes sense. Uh, okay, he's a Swede chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
For me.

Speaker 8 (01:01:51):
Okay, here we go. Because I was like, how did
he get introduced?

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
He?

Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
Of course was on Peppermint Patty's baseball team. He joined
in March of sixty seven, but then he left to
start his own team six days later, telling Charlie Brown
he should take up shuffle board.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Oh wow, the whitest sport ever, cornhole, you should take
up shuffle board.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
You should take to the scheffle board.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah, you no good at his baseball football man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Don't trust that bitch. That's terrible, terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Ready, Yeah, Question one for lindsay what nationality was reggae
chart topping chopper? What nationality was reggae chart topper Snow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Snow infom that song.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
He will Licky Boom boom you down? Yeah? What nationality
was reggae chart topper Snow? I mean, it's a great question.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
It is a great question because I I he was
a white.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Guys as white as they get. His name was Snow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Exactly how much do you need?

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Honky wouldn't work right, Cracker weird if he was never mind,
I'll leave it alone. What nationality was reggae chart topper Snow?

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
I want to say that he I want to say
that he was an American man, but I think.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
He hmmm, maybe he.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Was jama again, were maybe he actually was African American?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
What nationality was reggae chart topper snow.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Man, This is good, we'll go with I'll say he
was an American.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
In final answer, what nationality was reggae? Chart topper snow
you said American. The answer is, of course Canadian.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
You didn't know that.

Speaker 11 (01:04:32):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Him?

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
And Robin Thick and yeah, Kirk Cameron and yeah, but
damn hosers.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
All right. Question two?

Speaker 8 (01:04:47):
In which state did Britney Spears grow up? In Which
state did Britney Spears grow up?

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
She's Southern gal. I want to say she is from Louisiana.
I think it's Louisiana or is it Kentucky? Uh? I,

(01:05:17):
I think it's Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Final answer, in which state did Britney Spears grow up?

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
You said Louisiana. The correct answer is Louisiana. Hooray. I
thought it was Arkansas. Really yeah, I don't know why.
It's just arkansaw popped into my head. Third one here
mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Interesting, Okay, it's a very weird question.

Speaker 8 (01:05:50):
What meat is used in shepherd's pie? What meat is
used in shepherd's pie? M It's funny because We just
went over this on the show we did. Yes, okay,
what meat is used in shepherd's pie?

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
I mean there is all types of meat. Some people
make it with cow lamb.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Calf o.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Oh, I said Calf. I feel like that is what
it is shepherd's pie. Hey, yeah, I think it's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
What meat is used in shepherd's pie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Yeah, I'll say, calf.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Final answer, what meat is used in shepherd's pie? You said, calf.
The correct answer is, of course lamb.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Oh shepherd's shepherd. Yeah, I person use ground beef in
mind most Americans do.

Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
Yes, Yes, I think lamb isn't a very sought after
ingredient the stance of a but it is good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
It is delicious. Yeah, I just pushed the button. I
love a good lamb.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Ahead, had it for dinner last night. Actually, lamb.

Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Take a break from your reading room huh and your
boat time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
They have lamb yio uo.

Speaker 8 (01:07:28):
All right, so we are going to take a break
and then it'll be my turn. What's a word or
phrase that annoys you in case the fiftieth anniversary miller
like could be yours? I'm all strapped up. It's taste
of time trivia. Okay, first, question.

Speaker 9 (01:07:40):
First question, Gorby, What nationality was reggae's sensation any commos
known for keeping the vibes iory in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
As Hot Stepper? Right? Is that the song? Huh? Hot
Stepper was the song Here Comes the Hot Stapper? Sure? Yeah, sure, well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
I think most people would call it hot stuff. Uh huh,
I need Camosi. This feels like a worse question than Snow.
I mean, Snow was very pop culture. Hot Stupper was
a big song, but Snow was everywhere, well mostly in Canada.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
I have no idea what the answer to this is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
I can't even fathom.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Question again, Please, what nationality was reggae sensation any commos? No,
you need sensation and knowing for keeping the vibes iri
in the nineties. What nationality was reggae Sensation any commos
known for keeping the vibes i in the nineties.

Speaker 8 (01:08:42):
I hope he's from like Illinois, right, or Montana or something.
I'm just gonna say Canadian.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Final answer, h okay, Well, what nationality was Ray Jason
reggae sens Ray j a reggae como's known for keeping
the vibes iri in the nineties. You said Canadian? The
answer is Jamaican. Okay, sure, because it's reggae music.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Ha.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
But that's what the snow question was. Well, No, the
snow question was what nationality was?

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Snow?

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
This is what nationality was? He known for keeping the
Ray the ViBe's iri in the nineties.

Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
So and I feel like that feels like a trick
question because it makes it imply that he's not Jamaican.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Right, he mean maybe Jamaican, but the reggae music comes
from Jamaican and that's that's the nationality part.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
The question is in the answer. The answer is in
the question. So it was a trick question. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
I'm just trying to figure read the question again. All right,
what nationality was reggae sensation?

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Anie?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Kimmo's known for keeping the vibes iri in the nineties. Yeah,
I read it is like what nationality is?

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
He? He was, but it was more towards the music,
so I guess it could be hu. Yeah, whose question
is that that be mine? Be mine? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Question two, anything that pertains to any Kimmos is probably
gonna be me because I love that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Really, what's the second song from him? Song?

Speaker 8 (01:10:13):
What else do you know about him? That makes you
love him, that he makes great music. He made a great.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Song, dack he did? All right? You ready for number two?

Speaker 8 (01:10:24):
Yes, mister president of the Heiny Komosi Fan Club.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
That's right, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Which legendary space probe Giggity launched in nineteen seventy seven
to begin his journey through the outer planets. Which legendary
space probe launched in nineteen seventy seven to begin its
journey through the outer planet the outer planet? So going

(01:10:50):
to Pluto star? Uh mm, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:10:57):
I wish I could name all the probes sent to
or start with one, and I can't think of one
probe that has pierced to the sky. Now I know
some rockets, okay, some ships, and maybe that's what they mean.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Which legendary space probe launched in nineteen seventy seven to
begin its journey through the outer planet seventy three, seventy seven,
seventy seven. I'm gonna go because Shuttle was seventy nine.
I'm gonna go with Apollo forty eight. Final answer, all right?

(01:11:41):
Which this wasn't the first one?

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Which legendary space probe launched in nineteen seventy seven to
begin his journey through the outer planet.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
You set Apollo forty eight, Yes, forty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
The answer does have a one in it, and it's
Voyager one. Yeah, that's the one that's still in space
floating around. It's still in space, floating around, and it's
like sending back some stuff because it's like far beyond
our galaxy now and it's still circling around, sending stuff
back running low one energy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
It Actually they send Voyager one and Voyager two and
seventy seven.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
I gotta send twins up there. They need a friend.
Good right, next question, final question. It's better than the
iiny Comosi question. I'll give you that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Oh you got this one, man, I feel it. Thanks, man.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
A question.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Other people have it worse. It could be worse, all right,
Corbyn boys, the men, oh big boys to men, fan,
I am I know you are sure.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
This is Corbyn's question.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Boys, de men, we're bending over backwards with their hits
on bended.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Knee tots.

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
Mcgoat's final answer, knee final answer, because you know, yeah,
I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Boys. The men were bending.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Over backwards with theirs on bended What you said, knee
final answer. The answer is a knee, Yeah, because it
wouldn't be what chest right on, bended on, bended foot
on bended I loved their song on bended head banger
man right here, homecoming.

Speaker 8 (01:13:35):
Man, all right, we're giving away beer for frigging Friday.
What's a word or phrase that annoys you? A case
of fifty of the anniversary Miller like could be yours
bmms and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
If you're listening to The Big Man Morning Show, this
is Tulsa's Morning shown.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Multon Good Don is on Hey Don? How are you?

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
I'm great?

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
How are you great? Don? What's a word or phrase
that annoys you.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
At the end of the day?

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Why does that bother you so much?

Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
Way too much? Too much? It's overrated. At the end
of the day, it's going to be the way it's
supposed to be, whether what's happening, you know, happening or not.
So why do we need to announce at the end
of the day?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Yeah, but at the end of the day, it doesn't
matter if you use at the end of the day.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
It doesn't ever really just use it too much. It's annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Listen, at the end of the day, you're definitely gonna
get hooked up with beer.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Gimpe tell her exactly what she's getting well done at
the end of the day. He's the one phrase that
will just send me over the edges. This bull's cash man.

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Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
Right, Willy Nilly, anything you want to talk about, bring
up something new, go back to something.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
That's your chance to own the show.

Speaker 8 (01:15:48):
I just asked gimpy this out in the hallway for
willy Nilly.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Why is it when we refer to.

Speaker 8 (01:15:54):
The size of a man's junk, we usually reference Johnsonville
and not Hormel or Pepperidge Farms.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Peppridge bombs remembers.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Probably because it's awesome people call it Johnson.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Nobody ever says, hey, let me see your Hormel. Oh hey,
that's a that's a nice Pepperidge Farms. You got there, right, Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Johnson just sounds better.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Yeah, Johnson rolls off the tongue better.

Speaker 8 (01:16:31):
Okay, here it is. This is why it's called Johnson.
You're never gonna believe this, but it makes tons of sense,
is it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
L No?

Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
No, most common theory pointing to a connection with the
railroad break lever, also known as a Johnson bar. Another
theory suggest it might be shortened from doctor Johnson, historical
figure once used a slang term for the penis. The
surname Johnson itself, meaning son of john may have contributed

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to the slang usage how about that. But Johnsonville people
usually maybe it is the Johnson connection to Johnsonville, but
I feel like we shouldn't be committing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
I mean, Pepperish Farms clearly owns the real estate. Yes,
for sausages. I don't know kill bossa.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
I don't think I've ever purchased Pepperish Farms killed bossa. Really,
that's what they're known for. That's literally their mo o.
I gotta look because I don't remember exactly what the
package looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
You know, I mean a little horse drunk carriage on it.
I know what peppers Farms looks like, but I don't
remember your sausage packages. I think they may kill Johnsonville
makes kill bossa. Oh yeah they do. Yeah. Killshire Farms
is usually what I get.

Speaker 8 (01:17:58):
Oh is that what I'm Maybe I'm I'm confusing. Peppers
Farms is the jelly jam people, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Yeah? And the buns yeah? And cookies. Yeah, you got
your farms mixed up their boss uh huh.

Speaker 8 (01:18:10):
I got my agricultural references in food completely backwards. It's
still yeah, somebody said you it's hill Shire Farms. Yeah,
Preppich Farms makes cookies. They make other stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Yeah, but still they don't refer to your slang as
the Hillshire farm.

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
Ooh all right, someone's texting in. They're getting philosophical. Would
you sacrifice.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Your own happiness to ensure someone else's?

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Lindsay, it depends on who that someone else is. If
it's one of my kids, then sure, but not a stranger.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Ghipbee. I'm much like lindsay, it really depends on who
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Close, friend, family of course, total stranger.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Get beans.

Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
It depends on what it is, okay, even with my children.
So like if I'm being asked to sacrifice watching the
Chiefs game to go to a piano recital because it
makes them happy, yes, I'm absolutely doing that. But if
you're asking me to give up radio, I don't know

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if I'm doing that right. There's some factors, some X
factors that go there's to me, there's no connection to
I give up radio, you'll be happy. I'm just using
that as an example. I'm just saying that there's just
not clear. Like you being a vegan, dad, will you
give will you give up meat? And because I want

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to be a vegan and it would make me happy
if you weren't. No, no, do you see what I'm saying, Like,
I'm not giving there's certain things that just don't I'm
not giving up because it would make you think that
would make you happy, right right right, I'm just not
So the answer is depends on what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Yeah, and strangers the same thing.

Speaker 8 (01:20:05):
To be honest, If I'm in line and somebody's like,
can I cut in front of you? And they've got
two things and I've got a card, I'll be.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Like, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Let's just being a
kind person.

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
Well, but I mean, I'm giving up my happiness to
be out of the store earlier right to give you
the stranger because yeah, so I think it depends on
the thing and not the person. If you could send
your one one message to your younger self, what would
it say? If you could send one message to your

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younger self, what would it say?

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
I think I would have told my younger self to
do better in school, get better grades, because well, my
dad had promised me. If I would have gotten straight a's,
I could have gotten any single car of my.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Choice, any anything like I want a Ferrari Maserati. Yeah, yeah,
he wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
I didn't even want that though.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
I'm just saying that, like, right, yeah, okay, GIMPI.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
It'd be all right. I think it's pretty simple. It'll
be all right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
That's spent a lot of my time worrying about the
whole kinds of stuff, you know, and it wasn't until
recent I'd say, within the past.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Fifteen years. You know. That's like you learn this is
a man. It'd be all right. Don't don't worry too much,
it'd be all right. Yeah, mine's not far lead from that.
Slow down. That's a good one too.

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
You're in a hurry to get to a place that
isn't like this, and it doesn't matter what it is.
Get through college, get through high school, get through work,
get through whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Be there. You're going too fast. You got deep.

Speaker 8 (01:22:05):
Yeah, I gotta find another one to get away from that.
In one of the contest promos, there is a quote
about a meal order being topped off with an orange
frothy drink. Where is that from? I have no idea
what you're talking about. And are you asking where the
orange frothy drink is? Or is the quote from something
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
You guys know, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
I don't even know any promo that has anything about
an orange frothy drink.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
But it sounds delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Maybe I like orange frothy drinks. Sometimes you can take
a glass of orange uices, shake it up and makes
it broth. Sometimes they're delicious. Sometimes, Uh, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
It's National Food Truck Day apparently. Okay, do you have
a favorite food truck in town? Mine would be Masa.
They serve the best and pana have never had, and
they also have a restaurant which is pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Gimp, I guess the taco truck that's in the parking
lot of the town pump.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
I go there, go there some times.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Yeah, I don't know if I have a favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
I don't go to a lot of food trucks.

Speaker 8 (01:23:20):
If I'm being transparent, don't I don't know if I've
even met a food truck I didn't like right and
almost always solid. But when I'm at Heirloom Rust of Gale's,
Dante's Wood Fire, Pizza's pretty home run.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Okay, I read that ninety people great food truck food excellent,
not good, not poor, but excellent people.

Speaker 8 (01:23:50):
It makes sense because most food trucks, you only have
a limited number of things, and you want to make
sure you do them really well, yeah, and you go
to a food truck because you go, oh, they have
really good mac and cheese, where they have really good impanadas, So.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
That that makes sense.

Speaker 8 (01:24:05):
And food truck people are like people that do trathlon,
smoke weed vegetarians do.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Like you're just like, hey, I love a good food truck.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:24:16):
I don't know if I know anybody who's like I
hate food trucks.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Yeah. I've never met someone that said, ugh, disgusting.

Speaker 8 (01:24:23):
It's just it's just one of those things like air conditioning.
I don't know anybody who's like, I hate air conditioning.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:24:32):
What is your go to random act of kindness?

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Fun?

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Probably letting someone cut in front of me in in
like a Walmart or any type of line, Like if
I see that they don't they have less items than me,
I was like, oh, do you want to go ahead
of me? It usually happens at all the a lot
someone will have less than I have. That's interesting.

Speaker 8 (01:24:59):
I feel like all these the like we're all fighting
for our own territory here. Yeah, right with check out,
but okay, gimb.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
I want to go with paying for somebody's drink at
the quick trip.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Oh at the quick trip. Yeah, yeah. I do that
quite often. As a matter of fact.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
If I see they've got, like you, one of their
fountain drinks or whatever, you know, and they're like behind
me and that's maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
That's all they got, or maybe they got like that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
And a small snack or something, I'd be like, hey,
I got that for you, man, don't worry about it now.
If they're coming up with armfuls of stuff and they're like, oh,
I also need guess I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Just here for the drink. Bro, that's that's all you're
getting from me. You gotta have to pay for your
own gas.

Speaker 8 (01:25:37):
Yeah, that's see, I can't. That's all too much anxiety
for me. Uh, everybody's yet certain, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Okay, you feel like you deserve my respect.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
I don't care who you are. Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
Which restaurant has the best appetizers? And what should you
get from there?

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
This is tough. I think this is tough because it's
really subjective. What do you got?

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Lindsay So, I love sorry Gimpy, but I love stuffed
mushrooms and the best or or just deep fried mushrooms
and the best in my opinion, C J. Maloney's does
them amazingly, and I haven't had in a long time.
I haven't had any better hideaways I have. It's been

(01:26:24):
a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Hideaway has solid mushroom appetizers.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
Okay, the shrimp scampy, no pick one? Okay, well, what's
your best. That's the first one that came to mind,
So I'll stick with.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
That, gimpy. I don't get appetizers, to be honest with you,
I really don't that often. Nine times out of ten,
I will not get appetizers. I go straight for the
entree and that's that. Get my drink, order my entree,
and we're done. The appetizers that I do get, I mean,
you can't go wrong with a volumin onion eral, or

(01:27:00):
I feel like you could.

Speaker 8 (01:27:01):
Here's the thing about bloomin onion. There's a lot of misses. Okay,
they're not like it isn't one of those things you
get you it's always.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Good, right, Sometimes yeah, I got depending on the place somehow,
sagy or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Yeah, yeah, there are places that do.

Speaker 8 (01:27:14):
As a guy who doesn't like onions, right, there are
some bloomin onions You're like, damn, that's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Those are usually, you know, if I do get an
appetizer like, and that's only when I go to Outback
is when I get a bloomin onion. I won't get
it anywhere else, or the shrimp cargo from Charleston.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Pick one, go with the onion.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Then Elgin Park has solid appetizers.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
And their pretzel is a banger. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
I like a good pretzel, especially when you're drinking beers,
and they have a pretty good pretzel. Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:27:53):
The taco truck in the car wash, that's the parking
lot of forty first and Sheridan has the best tacos
that I've had around Tulsa.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
You can get five tacos for ten dollars. Now.

Speaker 8 (01:27:59):
The price is will change your opinion of a place.
But mister Taco is the best tacos in town.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
I don't think i've ahead mister Taco talk.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
It's a taco stand on Haskell and North Lewis and
it is You'll smell like it for days.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
What is that the is it the buzzy taco velvet
velvet taco Taco?

Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
It was a pretty bougie Yeah, yeah good? Uh, gimbey,
have you seen that?

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Fallout?

Speaker 8 (01:28:27):
Season two comes out of December of this year. They're
also working on season three. You know, there's other people
that watch that show Leap, and I did see that,
and I'm excited. Yeah, I'm intrigued to see how that
plays out. Because it started falling this I thought the
show kind of started meandering away, and Walter Goggins will
see how that character evolves with his notoriety.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
Speaking of that, what is a show that started great
but then became unwatchable?

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Will full honesty? Walking Dead? Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:29:03):
Okay, I know Gimbia is stuck with it, not trying
to attack anybody, right, it just start You're like, it's
start off good the first couple of seasons.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
And then it just taint. Okay, I thought instantly of you,
and I stuck with that for the first three seasons
and then the fourth season completely lost me. But also
the Last of Us has been kind of unwatchable. I
did not like this last season at all.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Never finished it, Wow, really never finished it. Yeah, what's yours, Gimpie,
I'll go with the Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
I had to thank for a shagga.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
You know, I used to watch the Simpsons a lot,
but now she's got en a point where I'm like,
I can't I don't know if that's just me growing
up not wanting to watch cartoons anymore or whatever. But
which I can't say that because I fell asleep watching
The Plintstones the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
So on Boomerang, of course. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:29:57):
I think there's a lot of shows that the second
third season Stranger Things, Yeah, lost its gusto.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Really you're still watching it?

Speaker 11 (01:30:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
Is it weird to see them as adults? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
They're not adults.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
They're not kids, right, they're That show's got to be
seven years old, I think so. So they're twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
I think it's about Yeah, so they're.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Like twenty supposed to be twenty on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
If you could redesign the human body, what's one silly
feature you'd add?

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
Oh, that's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
If you could redesign the human body, what's one silly
feature you'd add?

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
I don't know if I would add a silly feature.
Maybe a nosepicker.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
You have five of them, one man, some of us.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Yeah, yeah, I don't. Maybe an actual eye in the
back of my head at least for parents, and an
eye in the back of your head so you could
actually not have to lie to your children, and you
could actually see in the back of your head. I

(01:31:15):
have eyes in the back of my head. I can
see everything, So you're not actually lying when you tell
your children that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
I always wonder how that would work, like, because you know,
you have a left and a right eye, and it
all looks like one to you.

Speaker 8 (01:31:27):
So if you had the back one with that also
looked like one, would it all that feels? Or is
it gonna be like driving in the rear reverse cameras on,
Like You're like, which one do I look at?

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Right? You have to figure that one out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Yeah, kim Bey, that's a tough one because part of
me wants to say, put a wainer on your forehead,
because I think that's just hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Everybody looked like a unicorn.

Speaker 8 (01:31:47):
I feel like if we did that as a society,
it would no longer be looking like a unicorn. You'd
just be looking like a jerk head.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
The hilarious though, what's the other part? He wants to
be practical, Corbyn? The another part of me wants to
have an arm growing out of your chest. Imagine that
how useful that would be to have that one extra
arm right dead center to help you with things right
doing dishes, cooking, carrying things, whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
But they said silly.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
So I'm gonna go a penis on the forehead.

Speaker 8 (01:32:25):
A secondary valve for intestinal pressure release.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
So when you gotta fart, you just go out the
year near your I don't know where, maybe like I'm
just just underneath the collarbone, right, so your shirt kind
of flutters.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
And it shoots up.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
You got to smell it. Yeah, yeah, you're smelling your own.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Too many times we fart and don't know right this,
you'll always know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
You'll be the first suffer.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
It would wake you up in your sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
It does all ready, it already does.

Speaker 8 (01:33:03):
What cereal is better with milk and what cereal is
better without? This is an easy one for me. If
you need a minute, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Go for it without milk, like what we put water
on this stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
Well or just eating it dry.

Speaker 8 (01:33:18):
There is no cereal that's better without milk, because then
it's not cereal and they're all good with milk.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Amen. I mean I could. I can go into the
pantry and probably take a handful of any cereal and
eat it, but it definitely needs milk.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Well, I can tell you this, Uh, cereal better with milk, cinnamon,
toast crunch, right, and I have put water off cereal
before to eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
You gotta do what you got. I've done powdered milk
and water.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I've done that before, but I'm talking just straight up
warm water, just enough to liquefy it and eat it.
And your chocolate cereals are the best with that for
that situation.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
Be it Smorish cereal.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
Like I got back here, cocoa puffs, cocoa rus, you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
Know, fruit, you know, coca pebbles.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Any chocolate flavored cereal is best to put water over.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
Hm.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
It's like hot chocolate at that point, Gros.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Yeah, I can't make hot chocolate with water.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Really, yeah, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Well, you know the hot chocolate paddock powder packet has
powdered milk in.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
It, but I can't do it. Okay. I never grew
up liking hot chocolate. It wasn't until I became an
adult that I actually enjoyed drinking hot chocolate. And I
have to make it with milk.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
Hot chocolate is the gateway to coffee. Like it.

Speaker 8 (01:34:41):
You kids drink it out of mugs like it makes
it like you're kind of adult when you do it
you feel kind of cool. I remember that as a kid.
And then we used to go to this restaurant. I
forget what it was called. It was in Kansas.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
City, and you would get hot chocolate, but you can
get it with a little coffee in it, like a mocha,
is what it was called. That's how I was introduced
to I was like, and have whip. I was like,
this is amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:35:01):
And then over time I slowly started getting less chocolate
in it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
And now I drink coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
I drink coffee before I drank hot chocolate as a kid.
I well, I was like fourteen, I started drinking coffee.
When we would go skiing, I would ask for coffee
and not hot chocolate. Didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Yeah, I think overall hot chocolate's mid Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:35:23):
Yeah, I've never maybe I've just never had good hot chocolate.
But I've never been like, wow, if I could go
back and have that hot chocolate.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
But I've got coffee's like that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Oh yeah, probably because they were making it with water
and not milk.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Or not because you hate it. Here's a question.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
I asked my wife this, you have to pick one
you can never have again, and that so you can
either a never have beer again or never have coffee again.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Which one are you picking?

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
Beer?

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Wine?

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
Well, I've gone a long time already without having beer.
I don't know if I could live without coffee. I
enjoy it, Number one. I enjoy it more than I
do beer. I think I would give up coffee before
I would give up wine.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Okay, coffee and beer is what we're talking.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
About, though, Yeah, because I enjoy coffee more than I
do beer.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
Gimbi, Yeah, I'm definitely giving up beer. And the reason
is because I start my day with a cup of coffee.
The only time I start my day with an icy
cold beer is weekends and when I'm on vacation, you
know what I mean, and photo shoots and photo shoots.
But I mean my day was already started at that point,
you know, I was lunchtime, even though it was ten

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thirty in the morning. But but yeah, yeah, I just
the thought of because coffee is the first thing I
drink anyway of the day, first thing. I don't drink
water or anything like that. I'll make my coffee boom.
That's the first thing that I drink that day. And
the thought of drinking a beer first thing in the

(01:37:12):
morning just makes my stomach sick right now thinking about.

Speaker 8 (01:37:15):
Oh yeah, no, I don't think the idea is you
replace what you do in the morning, but like you can't.
If the doctor said to me, hey, you can no longer,
you can't have coffee ever again.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I might cry. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
But if he said, hey, you can never have beer again,
I go, huh, all right, figure that out. Yeah, there's
other ways around that, or you know, just not drink
it only be fine.

Speaker 8 (01:37:33):
But maybe to your point, like if the doctor said, hey,
you can't have beer again, I could still go out
and drink coffee and it would feel okay, but it'd
be weird to have beer at the diner right Or
you know, when my wife and I are having coffees
in the morning, like me cracking one open, I would
feel a little like the good old days.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
It's best part of weeken us.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Yeah, and you're tanked before noon. I enjoy drinking beer,
but not like I enjoy drinking coffee. For sure. All right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back. You're
listening to the Big Mad Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Case the fiftieth anniversary Miller like could be yours.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Randy is on, Hey, Randy, how are you hey? Doing
good buddy? How are you good? Man? What's a word
or phrase that annoys you?

Speaker 10 (01:38:21):
I cannot stand when people use any ways to change
the subject or to dismiss a subject, something like that.
I can't stand it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Love, it sounds like a sie they're like anyways, Yes.

Speaker 10 (01:38:35):
I dated a girl when I was a teenager that
used it probably five thousand times a day, and ever
since then, I just cannot tolerate it. It just strikes
that last nerve.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
And how old are you now?

Speaker 10 (01:38:47):
Thirty five?

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
So you've carried it with you that long?

Speaker 10 (01:38:50):
I absolutely have.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Damn, Randy might long gets some therapy, right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
Is it just when they say any ways when they
say it wrong? Or is it if they say anyway
as well?

Speaker 10 (01:39:02):
It's the improper context. If they use it as like
you can go any way you want or whatever like that,
that's that's fine. But to change the subject or something,
it just strikes that nerve.

Speaker 8 (01:39:14):
Anyways, let's going out and see what you're gonna get. Anyways,
give me tell him exactly what he's gonna get anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Any I'm not sure which word or phrase, but you
can tell. Lindy gets really annoyed when Gorbyin gets on
his bulls ears the case of the anniversary Miller Life
back to you go total goats.

Speaker 8 (01:39:34):
Randy hang on the line so gimpee can get your
info and have a fantastic weekend, sir.

Speaker 10 (01:39:39):
I appreciate it, guys, y'all too, man, thank.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
You so much.

Speaker 8 (01:39:43):
I found this article that is awesome and it's in
it's they have figured out how to tell if someone
has a high sexual body count. They say it's with
certain they're pretty confident in this way to discover if
someone's had a high body count. This says the average

(01:40:03):
body count for most people men four to five, women
two to three, which I don't I don't know why
women would be less. I would think it would be
across the board four to five.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Is this just some weird thing like well, women do
it less, right?

Speaker 8 (01:40:18):
I don't know if that's true, but nonetheless they believe
they've got a.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Sure proof way.

Speaker 8 (01:40:24):
According to Washington State University, to determine if a person
has a lot of sex has a high body count,
they analyze data of forty three hundred participants and they
found that people both men and women with upper body strength,
have high number of sexual partners?

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
Really why everybody has upper body strength? That's not what
I said. That's not what I said.

Speaker 8 (01:40:50):
Upper body strength so over above your norm normal?

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Okay, So like if you were, you know, working on
your chest to days you blift away. I don't get
I don't understand how they get there. But to your point,
what is the threshold of upper body strength?

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Did you know that your mother as a whore?

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
So if you can bench press more than the average person.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
No, because I wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (01:41:18):
I wouldn't equate to just bench pressing as someone who
has upper body strength. Right shoulders, biceps, forearms, middle back,
those are all.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
That's all that right right?

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
I don't understand what it proves.

Speaker 8 (01:41:36):
Maybe we found a main effect of strength and on
mating success proxyed by lifetime number of sexual partners and
current partnered status and the quasi mottos of the world.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
Just tell me why.

Speaker 8 (01:41:52):
But it says that but sexual partners and age at
first intercourse is high among those with upper body strength.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Because take a woman, for example, what if she's just
laying there every time she does it, She's not using
any upper body strength.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
Right, But okay, what if a little masturbation there that
you know builds your upper body strength.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
There you go, yeah, yeah, that's where they're coming from.

Speaker 8 (01:42:17):
I don't think the upper body strength is a determination
of your ability to have sex. No, right, they're just
saying there's a correlation of those with high numbers of
sex partners have upper body strength, a more than normal
upper body strength. Not that you're doing pushups while you're

(01:42:37):
having sex, right, or you're just laying there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
So what they're saying is the weak, nerdy ones aren't
getting laid as often. Maybe that's where they're getting it from.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
You're like, look at you, skinny little towheb nerd. You
couldn't get laid if you paid somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
Or are they saying you work out a lot, so
you must have a lot of sexual partners so you
take care of your or body.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
I think, if anything, you could draw a correlation that
if you work out you it's already fair to say
you care about your appearance and looks, and people are
attracted to people based off certain number of things, and
that those people maybe that's just the way that works.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
I can go with that.

Speaker 8 (01:43:15):
Yeah, what do you think the average body count number
is for people?

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
In the US.

Speaker 8 (01:43:21):
Well, that depends what age are we talking about here.
We're not talking about in age. We're asking what is
the average body count number for people in the US.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
We'll just say people sixteen in above because most people
lose their virginity around sixteen. So okay, let's see. Then
that's why I asked the question, right, because a sixteen
year olds isn't going to be like a forty year olds.
And I understand that's where the average comes from. But uh, Lendsy,
what do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
I mean? I'm you know, I watched the show Love
Island and they always ask who's got this? Who's who
on body count? And most of these people are like
between ten and sometimes thirty. I think I'll go in
the middle and say twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
Yeah, And I think on a show like that, you're getting.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
The high performers, which would be the high end of
the average, because then you have to equate the ones
that aren't that would you know what I mean? So
there's a balance there. So I don't know if that's
a good sample of like what society is.

Speaker 6 (01:44:22):
Ok.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
But yeah, the number you're and there's the whole honesty thing,
But what do you think can be fourteen's popping out
in my head.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 8 (01:44:31):
This says that the average body count number for people
in the US is lower than twenty. So I think
fourteen falls and that's sixteen whatever something like that. The
average American is only having sex once a week. New
York and New Jersey are one point thirty nine times
per week. That's how often.

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
I understand. That's the average.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Nobody's having a point three times sex, right, weirdos, who's
just waiting for the text.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
I had sex this weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Oh yeah, how many times? Point three?

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
Yeah with the girl for a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
For a person with a family and a busy lifestyle,
playing show, for grocery shopping, mowing the art, doing all
those things, that feels like a fair number. Yeah yeah,
that's like the average households two point five kids.

Speaker 8 (01:45:18):
Yeah, show me that half a kid, but like one
a once a once a week feels like a fair
assessment for the average busy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
Normal familyank goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
If you live the single lifestyle, maybe that's higher. Yeah yeah,
but everybody's getting it at least once a week.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
It's crazy. Yeah, right, I want to know what age
that stops that you stop getting it? A once a week, yeah,
like and then they just get Then it's twice a
year or twice a month.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Oh oh okay, I'm going to say, go out on
a limb and say sixty sixty seems like a good
You know, we're getting older, we're slowing down. Yeah, TikTok
said the clock you're getting there? Can we make it seventy? Listen,
we just poo moved the goal post. You, sir, can
be the one that changes everything.

Speaker 8 (01:46:04):
If I had a time for every time I've heard
that when there was something I didn't agree with.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
All right, let's take a break. We'll be back on
Tulsa's morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
Continues next The Big Bad Morning Show on Tulsa's rock
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