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every day. Good morning, Lindsay, good morning, Good morning, gim oil,
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good morning. We got tickets to see bowl Beat Beat
is gonna be over the Walmart Amphitheater and Rogers with Alestorm,
who for some reason people confused with Taylor Swift at
the Assie concert. How I think because she was wearing
a red dress and her hair's blonde now, so she
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looked really tall. I mean, Lizzie usually wears red lipstick. Yeah,
that's her kind of our like a trademark signature thing,
but she was wearing a red I don't know. I
think Lizzie's awesome. I also think Taylor is awesome, so
for me, but I don't see them as the same. No,
they don't. And I've stood next to both of them,
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so I think Taylor is way skinnier. I'm not calling you,
Lizzie Hale fattering.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, he just has more to grab onto it's more
of an appealing body.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I mean, I don't I'm not saying you're saying this,
but it sounds like you're implying she's a softball player
and she's not. No, she's It's not a giant difference
between the two until you go or like, well, I
could probably grab her her spare tire. Well, it just
seems like Taylor Swift is so bony, you know, as
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to wear. Lizzie Hale not so much. Lizzie's pretty bony. Ah,
I don't look at Lizzie Hale and be like you
should eat a cheeseburger. I'll look at Taylor Swift. I'm like, girl,
you need these. Lizzie doesn't wear tight fitting clothes as
much as Okay, that might be the case. Then that
might be what are we doing all right? Anyway? Yeah, anyway,
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True Hailstorm will be with Volbeat on July thirty first
at the Walmart Amphithetre. We're gonna see what Gimby wants
talk about. We got conspiracy theory. Thursday. Mike Maleg is
gonna join us talk drillers. We got topless top things
that happened to us on vacation we'll get to that.
And we've got the giveaway tonight for km odes fifty
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So tonight five to seven at Sutures from Miller LIGHTE
and ninety seven to five kmod. I know what only
fans is. I've been on OnlyFans for the show, not
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outside of the show channel no, no, no, like I've
perused it. I've been a visitor, right, But I've never
signed up for anybody's service, never a subscribe. I've never subscribed,
I've never posted anything. I've just only I'm not only
for the show and during the show, right. I would
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not say that about porn, but only fans. I've only
done it for the show. Just isn't my bag, right,
I don't see much of the appeal. I kind of
get it, but it's just not for me, So I
don't know many details about how it works, the ins
and outs of it. I suspect you want to go
visit you know, Mercedes Page. You go and you probably
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offer some stuff that you can see, but the real
good stuff you gotta pay for. And there's different tiers
and so you know, it's like being a Disney World. Yeah, right,
to get in, there's a prize, But then to do
the fun stuff, well, now it's gonna cost you. And
from my understanding of the article that I read a
minute ago, there are if you're a female, sometimes they
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let you in for free into their area. So apparently
the problem is is some guys are posing as women,
like dressing up and like going to an nth degree
just to get free access, which doesn't surprise me. But
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what does surprise me is that you go because there's
so much free porn out there that you will go
that far to pose as a woman, right, just to
see this other maybe got burnt out on all the
other porn that they're watching. Yeah, good lord, yeah right,
there's so much of it. It's infinite. How it's infinite.
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I'm tired of watching Asians. I think I'll switch the
clown porn. Well, tired of clown porn. I guess, well,
do you know what it is? You know what it is?
It just himmy gimpy. I think that you're right. I
think people. Guys specifically get burnt out on porn, and
they're ignorant to the idea that you can add a
new quantifier. So, for example, if you love blondes, you can,
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and you've just searched blonds, you now can add a quantifier.
So blonds eating cupcakes right right, blonds with their feet
in the air. Yeah, blond's wearing underwear. Blond's not wearing underwear.
Like there are so many quantifiers in each category. Yeah,
you can really niche it down to whatever the hell
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you want. But you're probably right. Guys are ignorant. They're like, Gugu,
same boobs, give me something different, yeah, or or there
is that problem that a lot of people think with
only fans, that these only fans quote unquote models are
more attainable than let's just say, a regular porn star, right, yeah,
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because these are locals. At least, that's what they make
us believe, is that these are women in your neighborhood
and your town and your safe stay. Accessibility, accessibility, like
you know, hey, Margaret here is from Tulsa. Ah, I'll
subscribe and maybe I'll get a chance to meeedle Margie
(08:40):
there at you know, sutures or something like that, you
know what I mean. And so maybe that's the key,
But to go as far as to mock your I
don't know what the threshold is for proving you're a female.
But you'd have to create a whole other account, huh,
and I imagine submit a picture. Maybe I don't know.
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Maybe it's just a slight questionnaire, you know, male or female?
Check the box. Well, I'm checking the box for if.
And then that's how they let you in. Would you
said that that they're dressing up, So why would you
have to dress up like that again to get your
picture taken? Again, I don't know how this works. They
could probably also steal a picture and just catfish as
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that individual. Now you can I make a photo of
yourself pretty easy too, because.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I think a starting account you have to have an ID, like.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
A photo ID, like state legal ID.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah huh yeah, because you have to you have to
be able to make money on there, so they have
to very not it.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
As a subscriber. No, no, no, that's what But that's
what we're talking about, right right, because that'd be two
separate accounts. Yeah, there's a creator account and then yeah,
a visitor account. That reminds me of I think it
was like in a late nineties maybe early two thousands,
there's a bud Light commercial where there was like it's
ladies night, Ladies give free beer. Yeah, a bunch of
the dudes dress up in dresses just to get their
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free beer. There's a funny trend online where it's a
filter where it makes you look like a woman and
you have guys going ladies, I'm having this problem with
my boobs. Please send me picture of your boobs to
see if you have the same, And then the filter
like moves away and you can see it's them. It's
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really funny. It's really funny. Weird, but really funny. People
are getting creative nowadays. This is like to dress up
as a female to get into the women's bathroom. Weird,
but essentially that's what we're talking about, right, Like you're
trying to get into the women's bathroom to see, like
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to get I guess, I don't know, the women's locker
room at the gym or something like that, to catch
them in the shower time or whatever. Yeah, I get it.
Here's the problem with that thought process. Much like anything,
movies have ruined it for us. You men speaking directly too,
you're thinking of the porky scene and the shower scene.
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That's what you're thinking of. It ain't that. It ain't
that you think you're getting into the bathroom. It's going
to be like this pillow fight lingerie things, right, they're
all soaping each other up and down. Yeah, yeah, that
ain't happening usually. At this point, Lindsay agrees with me,
(11:28):
but I don't hear her, So that must mean I
got it wrong.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I was gonna say, maybe it does happen.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Well, you're the only one that's been annoying. It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It doesn't. It doesn't, not even in college years.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Let's reframe this. Let's reframe this. Of the three of us,
Lindsay is the women's bathroom locker room expert. GIMPI would
you agree? I would agree on it, Lindsay, would you agree? Yeah? Okay, fantastic. Lindsay,
how many times have you been in a women's bath
room in locker room? If you had to guess, you
can go a number greater than like.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Sure, probably a number greater than ten. As far as locker.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Rooms, I would hope, I would hope.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
So let's yeah, bathrooms, bathrooms, that definitely isn't happening. But
a locker.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Room, Yeah, stay with my question. Of the times you
have been in a women's bathroom or locker room, that
number is greater than.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
One hundred.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Sure, I was gonna thinking like ten thousand, hundred thousand,
but okay, of your lifetime a lots. Yes, I'm trying
to prove a point that you are the experts. Okay,
of those times. How many have you seen a woman
in lingerie like sexy porn lingerie, garter belts, stockings standing there, Yeah,
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talk dirty to me. Zero zero, damn it. How many
have you seen them in spanks? You can ask your
question next, let her answer the question.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
At least ten to twenty.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Some guys could find SPANX sexy. That's fine, that's fine,
there's nothing wrong with spanks. I'm just trying to prove
a point that you think they're wearing like some teddy
with garter belts and heels and the rows in the
front and all that stuff. Yeah, absolutely, and they're not. However,
guys are petty, they don't care. We're creepy, where pervyginative, imaginative.
(13:47):
You don't have to have the sexy lingerie that you're
speaking of corbin a, paragra, panties and a bra that
you've had on for the past two weeks. Is fine, Yeah,
it's fine. It's hell for some people, just a little
bit of skin and a place that you would not
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normally see. Like let's just say, let's just say you're
at the office, right, and one of the gals that's
working there is reloading the copy here with printer paper, right,
and she's squatted down, and you know what happens when
you squat down. The shirt comes up and the pants
go down just a little bit. So you got that
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little stretch of no man's land right there on the
back that shows maybe a little bit of ass crack,
you know, right there, just the small of the back.
And some guys get off on that sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I feel like that's the scene from a movie.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, And that's the point I'm making is and I'm
not saying people don't get turned on by things. Sure,
I'm saying you have this imagine, you Royll, you have
this imagination that what goes on in the bathroom, it's
like a sleepover. Girls. You think there's pillow fights and
they're wearing teddies and all that. No, well, we need
normalize pillow fights and teddies during women's sleepovers. It's like
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that bit on I don't know if you've seen it
GIMPI where it's like I know if my girl, if
I'm getting some tonight based off what she's wearing, okay,
and like she's wearing like a night shirt and her
hair's pulled up like zero, if she's wearing like shorts
and like a sports bra like two, okay, right, and
then when she's wearing like a slip slip nighty or whatever,
(15:25):
like it's seven if she's naked, like, yeah, it isn't.
Women don't walk around wearing lingerie all the time. No, rarely,
I would say, yeah, you're probably very rarely do they
wear lingerie at all? To be honest, Well, they obviously do,
because they sell a bunch of it. They do sell it.
But how often once a year, once every couple of years,
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day night, lindsay, when was the last time you put
lingerie on for your old man.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
My anniversary weekend?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Which was June twenty fifth, Okay, so recent? Now, well, right,
let's quantify that. Because lingerie is is, are we saying
it's matching bron panties that could be one for a moment. Yeah,
but see, to me, lingerie is like something you put
on special that you would not wear under your clothes,
right right, And that's kind of where I'm getting at. Lindsay,
it may have been just bron panties for you, but
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think of the.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
No, it was a dirty outfit that I bought at Patricia's.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Nice see, because they're your sexual experts and they're open
seven days a week for your convenience. So before that, Lendsy,
before your anniversary, which was not that long ago. How
long was it Your anniversary is the year prior?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
No, probably in May.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
What happened in May? Was it a Friday? Good for you?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I mean it was probably just a I wanted to
feel sexy?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Okay. So what I'm thinking is that a lot of
women just don't wear lingerie on the rag. No, they
don't break it out weekly, they don't break it out
maybe monthly. I don't know. I want to go back.
So this is incident in May, and you said you
wanted to feel sexy, so you nobody home, you decided
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to put on lingerie to feel for you to feel sexy.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
No, I mean I went to I had a nightie
that I hadn't worn in forever.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Like a sleep night like a sleep shirt. No, no,
like did you sleep in it all night like your
mama's cotton.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
No, it came off, but it was so you were.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Wearing it for your husband?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
So were you doing it to feel sexy or for
your husband? Both?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Because I felt sexy and I thought, you know what,
if I'm wearing this to bed, I'm going to get
lucky tonight.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I knew, Okay, that's just like I'm gonna give you
a hack here. Yeah. And I don't know anything about
your marriage or really you or your husband. He's a
guarantee absolute. You do not need to put on lingerie
to get as you put it, lucky. Minimal effort, actually
probably zero effort on your end. Hey, you literally could
(17:52):
go want to exactly be like Hell's yeah, hair a mess,
you've been cleaning house all day, you're frizzy, Probably smell
a little fun a minute. Yea, I may smell like
sweat and bleach. But you want to and we will
say yes every time to put on to put on something.
(18:13):
From a female standpoint, to quote, get lucky is a
wild take for me. God, here's something too.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Lingerie is so expensive. I feel like if you don't
ever wear.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
This, you don't have to do all that to get
lucky from you. Guys got to put in work, though
we do we not, we have to put it in work. No,
I don't think so. No, I think you have to
have the stars aligned. I think it has zero to
do with luck, all right, It only has to do
with luck. The work you put in means nothing, true,
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because there's been plenty of time where you put in
all the work and it still ends with a big
zero for for whatever reason. And it's I'm not blaming
the woman. I'm just saying, because I don't know you
just I did to eat broccoli at dinner.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Right, right?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I can't because she hasn't been following the app on
her cycle, right, So it could be a multitude the
kids were annoying, it could be a multitude of reasons,
right right. Roseanne's on the TV and that's all I
can hear or see her. Her mom called, I don't know, right,
I'm just saying, you could put in all the hard
(19:24):
work you want, right, and it don't mean nothing when
a guy's like you could have just eaten broccoli been
on the toilet, come out of the room where there
were Pucksatwani's still getting checked and you're like one to
and he'd be like, I just need like thirty more
seconds right right, let heart, don't be coming in here
(19:48):
hot like that. Yeah, come man, hot all you want.
It's okay. Many times after Indian Food, I'm like, oh,
here we go. You can do this all right. We
gotta take a break, we gotta takes to volbt. We're
gonna give away. We've also gonn to see give you
what's talk about? We got I think some fun conspiracy theories. Thursday.
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We'll take a break and we'll be back until us.
This morning Show is gotting right back. This Quikies are
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six y nine. It's time for news quakies.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
World news, local news, and news that just makes you say,
what the Here's Corbin, Gimbe and Lindsay with what's going
on newsquakies from The Big Man Morning Show in nineties.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Out of Bibe, Mistery gimp in full body catsuit freaks
out town with jump scares. This is happening in Liverpool,
where a man in a mysterious black catsuit has been
menacing residents of a small suburb of Wallasey. He's been
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leaping from behind trees and graves and yelling meow, leaving
locals more puzzled than panicked. The community has gone mental
with it. They're identifying the man simply as panther Man.
Everyone in their nan seems to have seen him, and
(21:20):
there are loads of posts as people are trying to
hunt him or hunt it down from everyone's sidings. The
panther Man is harmless, although he does look scary. I
really don't think he's dangerous, just a bit strange, said
one local. The bizarre figure is wearing a tight, full
body black suit with a mask resembling a cat, and
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has a knack of lurking around at night in wooded
areas before he jumps out and scares his victims. Photos
of the mysterious pranksters show him crawling around or withering
on the ground while mewing, and in one clip he
is seen sliding under a fence near a pub in town.
One person said I didn't really feel scared. He was
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just waving his arms and making pantherther noises. I felt
more confused than scared. One person wrote, My little terrier
Mac started barking away at the figure, so I got
my phone for light and captured a short video. A
man in a panther costume then crawled up the hill
on all fours to residents. The wannabe cat reminds locals
(22:27):
of the Somerset Gimp, a thirty two year old brit
named Joshua Hunt who terrified another UK town in May
of twenty twenty three in similar fashion, except with a
gimp mask. Hunt was later nabbed in banned from wearing
a mask for five years. In recent years, that man
was given the moniker Purple Achi. He became an Internet
(22:50):
sensation in Liverpool by approaching strangers and asking to squeeze
their muscles. Now residents and Wallasey have their hands full
with a new nut job. They say he just acts
like being a giant cat. He doesn't frighten our dog though,
what gimsy?
Speaker 9 (23:09):
Right?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Bring out the gimp all right? So one of the
things I'll about the shows you learn things. Yeah, I
was under the impression a gimp suit was a full mask,
zipper ballgag. Yeah, some sort of tight leather outfit. That's
what I always thought. Yeah, a full outfit too, not
just a mask. That is not true. Really a gimp suit.
(23:31):
According to this, jeans and a T shirt with a
hat backwards is just a form fitting garment designed to
cover the body completely for role playing purposes. So if
you remember Always Sonny in Philadelphia, they had Green Man
where Charlie would wear that green bodysuit cup that that
would be considered a gimp suit. Correct, Okay, right. The
(23:53):
only reason it's popular as a gimp suit it was
normally called a bondage suit. But a gimp suit is
from pulp fiction. Nice. The movie did that. Nice because
I was like, where's the gimp part of this? I
was like, they're dressed up as a cat, and the
pictures are kind of hard to tell if it's tight
leather or form fitting or whatever. And I don't know
if those bondage suits come with little cattiers. Maybe they do.
(24:14):
Maybe yeah, maybe he put it on. He's like, I
don't like the zipper mask thing. I think I'm gonna
go cat right right? If you wear if you wear
a full bondage gipsuit from pulp fiction. But take the
hood off and put on a traditional you buy from
the Halloween store. Cat you're still in a gimp out.
Guess you're right. I guess you just got to be
(24:34):
on the Appalation Trail one day, not even one day
to say I hiked the Appalation Trail. You do stand
up on open mic night. You're a stand up comedian,
that's right, that's right. Woman where he rans a truck
doing a hundred told Lae she was listening to the
voice of Good. He's a nice guy. He's a nice guy.
So this comes out of Saint Louis, where a goaln
(24:56):
named Trista laws and was screaming down the road and
she rams into the back of this truck. She's doing
one hundred miles an hour, like I said, and she
rams into the back of this truck. Well, the truck
goes flying into a nearby smoke shop and Trista's Mazda
ends up landing in somebody's front yard. Okay, Well, of course,
naturally the police come out. They questioned the woman. She
(25:19):
says that she was listening to the voice of God. Well,
come to find out there were several other vehicles damaged
prior to this particular rear rending, so police are obviously
looking for help, any kind of witnesses or anything like that.
They went ahead and arrested her, charged her with accidents
(25:39):
involving occupied vehicles or buildings, as well as big surprise
drug related charges. Yeah. I mean to me, that's all
I thought of when I saw that was that she
had to have been high. Yeah, but I see the picture, right,
because they took a picture of her, and she doesn't
look like your stereotypical meth now person, And she doesn't
(26:02):
look like she's high on the weed or on pills
or anything like that, because they're pretty tight. You think so,
you think, so, okay, maybe it's just natural for me
and I don't see. Man rescued from sewer may have
been stuck for four days. A Minnesota man has been
rescued after being stuck in the sewer since the fourth
(26:24):
of July. The Saint Paul Fire Department Advanced Technical Rescue
Team responded Tuesday to a report of a person in
a sewer opening. They arrived to find the man conscious
and alert, roughly twelve feet underground. Firefighters lowered a rescuer
to the man and successfully got him out. Paramedics assessed
the man at the scene, and he was transported to
a local hospital and stable condition for further evaluation. People
(26:46):
were only called to this situation because of the crying
and whining. They were trying to figure out where it
was coming from. Mummy's help. Listen, I'm gonna be honest,
It's not common to hear crying and whining like that
in my neighborhood. So if I heard it, I'm probably
going to investigate. And even if I'm walking downtown. Yeah,
(27:10):
are you going to peek your head into the sewer
area and and see what's going on? It's a great question.
We've all seen the movie, yet we know exactly.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
I would instantly think of that, and instead of peeking
my head, I would call the police.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, I've read the book. I haven't seen the newest
the newest one, but I'm not worried about a clown
being in there. To be honest, obviously he's a clown.
He's in the sewer right. No, it's silly, he's a
silly goose. But I'm definitely you can look without putting
your face close enough where someone could rip it off.
(27:44):
I guess you're right. Right, it's like peering around a corner.
I'm I'm not gonna just like full fledged. Look, I'm
gonna slowly kind of peek and lean back and have
my senses on high pro you know, alert, so I
can wit back if I need to. Yeah, because you
don't know, there's stories of people that live in the
sewer tunnels. You know. I don't know about here, yeah,
(28:06):
but I know about in Vegas. Yeah, I've seen plenty
of stories and plenty of videos about it. But that's
because they want to be left alone. They're not trying
to lure you in, right, I don't know that. Stop,
I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
I think especially if you're in your neighborhood or if
you're in downtown, you're there's a big difference.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Hey, it's the whining part. Yeah, if someone's like came like,
uh no, I'm good. No, but see later. They lure
you in with the whining and the crying because they
know you're going to be curious. And then next thing
you know, they reach up, grab you, pull you in. Yeah,
and now you're either you know, sewer people food or
(28:44):
you're one of the sewer people. Yeah, no, I feel
like of all the documentaries you watched about Ted Bundy
and Jeffrey Dahmer and stuff, it was they were all like,
that's how they got people every single time, and that's it.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Thing.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
He didn't cry and wine. He was like, help me
move this couch, you go first. Everybody knows that scheme.
So my arm is different than whining and crying. Oh tricky.
Sewer people right every time. Walking with a limp, like
and somebody wanting to come to your aid is a
little different than like, God, why do I work here?
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Or whatever it is. I'm just pulling out from the
top of my head, all right. All these stories are
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six nine. You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show.
This is Tulsa's Morning Show. We are about nine ten days,
depending on your team, away from the start of the
NFL season with camps starting later this month. And I
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found a list of the longest losing streaks in the NFL. Okay,
some teams appear on the list twice h Dallas Cowboys,
No Carolina Panthers fifteen game losing streak. They have one
of the only franchises among the fifteen losing streaks in
the NFL history to do so in one season. Another
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one the Buffalo Bills fifteen games. They're tied with the
two thousand and one Carolina Panthers. They are the seventy
and seventy one Buffalo Bills fifteen game losing streak. It
was spread out over two seasons, with ten losses in
the nineteen seventy season and five more in the seventy
one season. So this isn't in the same It's the
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long season, correct. Okay, okay? Twenty three, twenty fourteen, Sorry,
twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen Oakland Raiders at sixteen games. They
went four and twelve and twenty thirteen and a six
game with a six game losing streak, and then starting
right where they left off in twenty fourteen with a
ten game in a row losing streak. That season, we
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went three and thirteen. Why change anything, That's why.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
They had to get a I'd get out of Oakland.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Miami sixteen games and this was the six oh seven
Dolphins lost sixteen games in a row. It started with
a three straight loss to finish out the two thousand
and six season, and then came back to lose thirteen
in a row twenty in two thousand and seven. I
am that's awesome. The Steelers sixteen games. Wow. Yeah, one
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of the most successful franchises NFL. Yeah, who was coaching
them then? Yeah, They're tied with New England for the
most Super Bowl titles at six and eight appearances in
nineteen sixty nine. In nineteen seventy, they had a sixteen
game losing streak. The team went one in thirteen in
nineteen sixty nine, thirteen straight losses. It stretched in next
season in nineteen seventy when they went five and nine. Wow.
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Cleveland Browns seventeen games. Hmm, yeah, that is rough over
three season over three seasons. Began in twenty sixteen twenty
seventeen with one loss to finish the twenty sixteen season,
followed by a winless season ZOHO in sixteen and twenty
seventeen to push it to seventeen games. After they they
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snapped that seventeen game losing streak. Didn't win a damn
game all season long. Damn that sucks. Uh not the
first time, though they also did in twenty fifteen and
twenty sixteen. In the seventeen game losing Strake Browns fans
had they have it run? Oh yeah? They had three
straight losses in twenty fifteen and then twenty sixteen they
had a one in fifteen season, fourteen straight losses to
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push the franchise into losing that seventeen games. Saint Louis
Rams seventeen games, Houston Oilers seventeen games, the Redskins seventeen games.
That happened in nineteen sixty sixty one the Oilers. The
Houston Oilers are on this at eighteen games from seventy
two to seventy three. Troit Lyons nineteen games, okay, two
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thousand and seven, two thousand and eight, two thousand and nine,
Oakland Raiders nineteen I was sixty one sixty two Oakland Raiders.
The Jacksonville Jaguars twenty games. Wow, this happened recently twenty
to twenty one season. They were not good. Tampa Bay
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Buccaneers this happened seventy six to seventy seven, twenty six games,
twenty six and then the record here goes all the
way back to nineteen forty two, nineteen forty three, nineteen
forty four, nineteen forty five, with the at time Chicago
Cardinals with a twenty nine game losing streak.
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Speaker 9 (34:37):
Seven, Bedrown no World, take my strong hand, Get give train, Alma,
Give train, berown, no world, take my.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
My shrouw hand, get on my trainin'. Just because you
look like the Gipt, don't mean you play like the
guilt or you just gotten back from a cruise. Right,
it's a disney cruise if I remember correctly. Well, there's
a different kind of cruise out there that I discovered,
and probably not one you want to take your kids on.
But it's a sex cruise. It's a sex cruise. And
(35:13):
I saw this article and I'm like, huh, let's dig
in on this, all right. So there's a company and
the UK called Killing Kittens and they're putting on a
sex cruise. It's what you think it is. It's a
cruise ship and it is. For I guess I would
consider it more of like a lifestyles cruise, because as
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I dug into the article, I'm like, okay, this is
more of a swinger's cruise than it is a sex cruise.
Granted it is, you know, still a sex cruise, but
nonetheless I'm like, all right, well this is interesting. Cost
you sixty eight hundred dollars American to get onto this
sex cruise for one person, didn't I didn't go that
far into details. Because it just said it cost you
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fifty it cost you five thousand pounds. I'm imagining it's
going to be per person. Maybe you might get a
couple's discount, because as I dug into this, it's couples
and singles is what it says. But there's no single
guys that are allowed onto this, right, this cruise? Which
is that makes sense because in a lot of the
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I say, a lot of the swingers clubs that I
worked and I've only worked in too, but in all
the swingers clubs that I've worked in, it were no
single guys allowed. And on the event that we did
let single guys in, they'd have to pay like an
outrageous cover fee to get in. Yeah. So I was like, well,
this is interesting, and it says here, it says it's
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launching its very own naughty cruise, promising a pretty pleasurable
holiday for couples and singles alike. You go with this
all inclusive trip, departing from Barcelona to Monte Carlo, and
then you journey on to Florence and Portofino. Okay, so
European Cruise, Alien Cruise, something like that. I'm like, all right,
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European Mediterranean yeah, it says here that just because you
can let loose on in one of their playrooms doesn't
mean you can always go lawless. You can't just walk
around the cruise ship naked. There are some rules that
apply to this sex cruise. As a matter of fact,
they have different events. They say that they have their
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popular White Party, a masked Ball, the Creatures of the Night,
Primal Soiree, the late text themed dominion, and then Hedonism,
which is the longest running killing Kittens event is what
they sing. So apparently this killing Kittens is like a
sex club or whatever that you know, has parties and
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events on land, but they're like, hey, let's take this
out to sea and get a cruise ship. So they
have that's what they're doing, and it's I guess it's
going on like June of next year or so. If
it's something that interests you google it up you can
figure it out yourself. But I found this to be
kind of interesting because again, this is for couples and
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single ladies. There's no men allowed in the playrooms at
all whatsoever, or even on the ship because they it's
the safety of the women, which is the exact same
reasons why we as in the uh, the swingers clubs
that I worked in wouldn't let single guys in because
kind of like we talked about early this morning, guys
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are creepy and the women just you know, they're they're
unbearing what the guys are don't. I don't know much
about the swingers community, but I of the of the
things I do know, I know that they pretty much
stand on the idea that it's safe, right they that
is something they focus on, right, so that that makes
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complete sense. So they have all these different things like
they have their their their different soares like I had
mentioned earlier, and they're going through and this is where
I'm going with this. They have what they're calling a
filthy Trivia nine. I was like, filthy trivia, Okay, I
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mean this is interesting. So I start searching them. This
is the rabbit hole that I fell down when it
started off with a sex cruise and then it led
me to sexy trivia or whatever. So I start googling
up notty trivia, sexy trivia, filthy trivia, and I have
found these questions. All right, so we're gonna play a
little dirty trivia here. The first one here is and
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either one of you chime in with your answer, both
of you and guests. I don't care how we do it.
Let's just get through this, all right. First question is
what starts with the sea and ends with the tea
is hairy, oval, delicious and contains a thin, whitish liquid.
I'll repeat it again. What starts with the sea and
ends with the tea is hairy, oval, delicious and contains
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a thin, whitish liquid.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Coconut?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
You were absolutely right. Coconut was the answer. How about
this one? Uh? What goes in hard and pink and
then comes out soft and sticky?
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Bubble gum?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Have you played this game before, Lindy? No, I'm did.
I don't. Usually you don't shoot so fast from the
hoof and nail it, so I'm a little I am
thrown off, But okay, keep going. Huh were you staring
at my computer when I wasn't cheating a little whore? Alright? Uh?
All right? So how about this? You stick your poles
inside me, get tie me down to get me up,
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and I get wet before you do tent Absolutely all right. Uh,
here's another one. A finger goes in me. You fiddle
with me when you're bored and the man always has
me first. What is it? Let me repeat it. A
finger goes in me, you fiddle with me when you're bored.
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The man always has me first. What is it? Pockets
not pockets? Well, because women didn't have pockets, they weren't
allowed to because they would masturbate. Apparently we don't want
to know what you're doing with your hands in there, lindsay,
do you have an idea? A finger goes in in me,
you fiddle with me when you're bored, and the man
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always has me first.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
I don't know this one.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's a wedding ring. A wedding ring because the man
goes down there, he's fiddling around. All right, how's a stretch?
But okay? Yeah, I come in many sizes. Sometimes I
drip when you blow me, you feel good. A balloon
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not a balloon.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
I come in many sizes. I drip.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
When you blow me, you feel good. Bubbles not bubbles?
The answer nose, Oh, noses come in many sizes. Yeah,
sometimes they drip. When you blow your nose, you feel better.
Sense what word starts with an F and ends in K?
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And if you don't get it, you have to use
your hand fork Lindsay is correct. It is a fork.
What part of a man has no bone but has muscles,
has lots of veins like pumping, and is responsible for
making love? This is easy? What is it? The heart? Absolutely? Absolutely?
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This one here says I'm long hard, powered by batteries.
I give off a steady stream and people grope for
me in the dark. Again easy flashlight Absolutely Here it
says torch because I think it's because it's a British right,
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you know whatever. I'm like when I read that, I
was like, torch. I'm thinking, you know what with flames?
That just happened to me. I was reading a book.
It was like an older British book and it like
they torched. I'm like, wh I did have fire in
the house? That is not very safe at all? All right,
playing with me long enough could make you go blind.
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You have to stick something in my slot before you
get started, and playing with my joystick can give you
a cramp. What am I.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Gaming console?
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Close enough? Video games? Video game? Yeah, you press the
right button and I'll come all over your face. I
usually get spread over your hairy parts. When you wipe
me off, I get white stuff on your towel. What
am I? No, I'll say it again. Lotions, I'll say
it again. Press the right button, and I'll come all
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over your face. I usually get spread over your hairy
parts when you wipe me off shaving creen. You got it,
you got it. I'm so uncomfortable as the person with
the dump button. These are all pretty clean, I mean very,
very double on time. If you think these are dirty,
it's your fault. Yeah, you're the one thinking dirty thoughts,
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your perves. What else we got here? Can be hard
or soft, and still I get off finger my plunger
and I'll come in your hand. I always come in
hotel bathrooms. What am I? I'll repeat it again. Can
be hard or soft, and still get get it off,
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finger my plunger, and I'll come in your hand. I
always come in hotel bathrooms. What am I? Hotel bathrooms? Yeah?
Shower cap? Okay, not a shower cap. Let me rephrase it.
I'm gonna pull one word out and then a little
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bit okay. Can be Catholic version of this one go ahead,
can be harder, stop soft, and I still get off
finger my plunger and I'll come in your hand, your
hand or ham or whatever. I'll come in your hand.
I always come in bathrooms. What am I shampoo? Not shampoo?
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Is it a plunger? Not a plunger? Soap dispenser? Hard soap,
soft soap? Some of them have plungers, you know, and pumps.
All right, okay, how about this one? You suck on
me with your mouth. I can't stay hard forever. There's
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sometimes lipstick on my stick when you're done. What am
I opsicle? You were absolutely right the sucker? Yeah, a
popsicle again. British article says ice pole. I was like,
what's an ice pole? I've never seen lipstick on a
popsicle step ever. Now I don't think about it, but
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I'm not paying attention to that part of like a
glass shirt? Yeah yeah? What else we got here? I
start with S and end with tea. I stand for pussy.
What am I cat? Absolutely? I can feel your heart.
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My shaft is long and tasty. You can shove me
and your split the older I am the softer I get.
What am I banana? You were absolutely right? It's a banana.
I want to do a couple worthies. Because you let
them think it. They turned brown, yeah right, and then they
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get soft yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
There it was, sink six inches of pure delight. Beckoned
me to take it in my mouth. I ran my
tongue around it, and it's sweet nuts but long. But
the longer I sucked on it, the smaller I got.
What am I? I'll repeat it again because I kind
of stumbled through that one. There it was, six inches
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of pure delight, beckoned me to take it in my mouth.
I ran my tongue around it, and it's sweet nuts.
But the longer I sucked on it, the smaller it got.
What am I?
Speaker 4 (47:31):
A Dove bar?
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Okay, the soap, not the soap. I think Lindsay would
have been closed. You talking about chocolate?
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Got it? It was a chocolate bar? What The answer
was very brand specific? It was very odd. I was
like a soap bar? What are we talking about? Does
Dove half nuts? I don't know if I have Dove
chocolate that has nuts. The only time I've ever had
any Dove chocolate is the little ones, the minis or
whatever they do at Halloween or whatever.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
I was thinking of the Dove ice cream bars.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
I didn't even know they made ice cream bars. I
guess that makes sense, all right? Delightful what's the thing
that you can find in a man's pants but not
in a woman's, Corbyn, you should know this one.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
Wallet.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Okay, that's not it. That's not it. Corn. What's the
thing you can find in a man's pants but not
in a woman's. I'll give you a hints. Yea literally
just said the answer, not that long ago. It's a
lot of answers. Banana, pocket, dumb bars, pockets, pockets because
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women being out of pockets? All right, right, okay. Arnold
Schwarzenegger has a big one, Donald Trump has a small one,
and Madonna doesn't have one at all? What is it? Hands?
Madonna doesn't have hands. I don't know. That's my flapy. Sorry,
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I just went with the first thing. Don't cry for me, Argentina. Okay,
I'll say it again.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
An accent.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Donald Trump has a
small one, and Madonna doesn't have one at all? What
is it? The answer is in the question.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Bigall.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Donald Trump has a
small one. Madonna doesn't have one at all? What is it?
No accent? Last name, because Schwarzenegger is a big last name.
Trump's a small last name. Madonna's just Madonna's a no
(49:45):
last name at all. And we'll end on this one.
I'm so uncomfortable. A cow has four of them, but
a woman has just two. What is it? Legs? Absolutely? Oh?
(50:05):
Is that? I'm sorry? I don't want to give you. Yeah,
we can go more if you want to. I've got
tons of them.
Speaker 8 (50:09):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
One more and then wrap it all right. Uh, if
you see me in bed, you whack me on the bigger.
I am the louder. You'll scream. What is it? Spider?
Absolutely good job. Those were dirty, but they were not dirty.
Round the world.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Take my strong hand, give train moment, give train, no world,
take my shrum hand, Get on the damn train.
Speaker 7 (50:40):
Just because you look like the gift, don't mean you
play like the gift.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
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We got tickets to give away to see Bullbeat and
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Current record is well I am leading with nine and
you Corbyn are hot on my heels with eight, and
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Lindsay is pretty far back there with fine. Last week's
winter was that would be me, So it's gonna be
Corbyn and Lindsay at nine one eight I'm sorry eight
three three four six oh kmo D eight three three
four six oh kmo D. Calb decide who's going to
be your clue giver? Whoever gets the most right is
going to win those tickets to see volebeat in Hailstorm
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July thirty. First, good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name?
Speaker 6 (51:33):
Name is Alan?
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Alan? How are you buddy? Will you good man? Alan?
Who do you want to give clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Corbyn? Alan?
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers starts after the
first clue. Here we go. Uh. This is a type
of jewel. I believe it's blue or no, it's red.
(51:54):
I'm sorry ruby. Mm uh no, ruby is not correct.
It's also the name of a dancer at a strip
club of Sapphire. I love that you got that. Hobby
lobby sells these. It's to replace the ones you would
have real in a pot. There's a wide variety of them.
(52:19):
They don't die fake fake plants not plants, but the
ones that have petals take flowers, correct, like a blank
to the moon star ship ship? Uh, think of the
stick type of ship. What Apollo thirteen was a rocket ship?
(52:48):
There you go? Uh, this is a truck. F one
is one of their models for yes. Uh, you don't
have a mortgage, but never mind. Four is what we
got that might be good enough. Hang on the line. Okay, right,
good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Yes,
(53:10):
I'm sorry? What was your name? Chris? Chris? You and
lindsay have to beat four? Are you ready? Let's try it?
We go.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
They sell cookies once a year.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Girl scouts.
Speaker 4 (53:24):
Yeah, we go down these all the time and then
talk about it. You go down the blank blank No,
not a bunny, but a rabbit hole. Yes, this is
another word for salt, the proper word for.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Salt, sodium.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yes, you read.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
One of these books.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
Uh huh, not the plural, just singular book. Huh you
keep You wear these on your feet and they come
in one of these when you purchase them cover car
you No, you wear these on your feet, on my feet?
(54:12):
On your feet, yes, you buy them in a store.
You wear them on your feet, No, on your feet,
you buy them in a store.
Speaker 10 (54:21):
Fat.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Oh, uhhh and they come in time. That was fantastic.
We have a tie, correct four each. So here's what's
going to happen, Chris, is that you've got to try
and get as many right as you can in fifteen seconds.
If you can't get it done in fifteen seconds or
(54:44):
we have another tie, then that will be that. Okay,
we don't do this a third round, so fifteen seconds
are on the clock. Timers starts after the first clue.
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (54:55):
All right, all right this if you're stupid and word
for stupid, retard, Yeah, lesser of a word, blank, blanker, dumb? Yes,
this clean, cleans windows? Yes, uh. Another it looks like
(55:16):
a butt, but it's a it's a fruit.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Time time time time time time time. Two is what
you got on that round. That could be good enough.
So hang on the line. Okay, all right, all right, Alan,
we've got fifteen seconds. We've got to get more than two.
If it's another tie, that will be it. Are you ready, sir, Yes, sir,
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (55:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
In golf, you do this.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
This is what they would call it. If you can
get this done, It's usually happens on short pars ho
one correct. Uh. This is what Jesus Christ was. They
put him on cross Crucivik Correct in Vegas, you put
quarters dollars in these Politanish? Correct? This is you grab
(56:12):
life by the doesn't matter man. Let's see what's in
Gipp's floor by four. Well, goln It says here that
the Army is ending most ceremonial horse units. Five units
in Arizona, California, Kansas, Oklahoma, and TEUs will close in
a move. Officials say, we'll say two million dollars a year.
(56:33):
The Army says that the money will now be used
for weapons and training. There will still be two active
units in the Military District of Washington and Joint based
San Antonio that will participate in funeral services at Fort
sam Houston National Cemetery and Arlington National Cemetery. I want
to know how many people voted nay on this. You
(56:54):
think two millions a lot, and it is. But when
your budget's one hundred and eighty six billion dollars, gotta
save money wherever you can. So get your order out
of hey off. Sure, yeah, what else we got here?
Interest on student loan saved, Plans to resume interest a
crural for student loan borrowers on the Saving on Valuable
(57:18):
Education Plan will restart August first. The Save Plan, which
was created under the Biden administration, became a popular option
for its ability to offer some borrowers monthly payments as
low as zero dollars. While borrowers will not be responsible
for making payments on the Safe Plan until fourbearance ends,
their balance will rise with the restart of interest accru rule.
(57:42):
What else we got here? Biden's White House doctor pleads
the fifth on Capitol Hill pump up home doctor Kevin
O'Connor did not answer any questions when he appeared before
the House Oversight Committee behind closed doors yesterday. He was
subpoanut as part of the Republican led investigation in Biden's
mental fitness, and a statement Old Connors lawyers said that
(58:05):
he asserted the position patient privilege as well as his
rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution. Committee chairman
James Gomer called it unprecedented and added that he thinks
that it adds more fuel to the fire that was
there was that there was a cover up. I mean
that last part is probably true. Uh uh, but also
hippa right, right, That's that's where the whole patient. Whatever
(58:30):
it is, what it is. But lastly, here the City
of Katusa's council to vote on youth curfew after repeated vandalism.
That was hard for you to say a little bit.
There's a lot Catuosa City Council to vote on youth
curfew after repeated vandalism. Katusa City Council will consider an
updated city wide curfew for miners in its next meeting,
(58:50):
which is on July fifteenth. The votes come as Katusa
Police department took five reports of vandalism and littering at
two city parks since March. City workers closed bathroom access
and shut off water fountains at Conley Memorial Park on
July eighth due to vandalism, which police said is unrelated
to previous incidents. If approved, unaccompanied miners seventeen and under
(59:15):
we'll be banned from loitering outside past ten pm on
weeknights at eleven pm Friday and Saturday nights beginning in August.
I can't tell you how many times, and maybe you agree.
You were like, I'm gonna go hang out somewhere, and
they're like, water fountains don't work up to nine and
you went dang it, guess I'll go home now. Yeah,
Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.
Speaker 4 (59:34):
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That keyword is in cash as and what you're gonna
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(01:00:13):
feel like the topic I'm about to bring up everybody's
pretty much like huh, and so it feels appropriate for
us to talk about it without anybody's feelers getting hurt.
And you had people saying they're on the list. You've
had people saying I've seen the list. You've had people
(01:00:36):
saying I can't wait for the other for the list
to drop. You've had will unveil it when I get elected.
You've had I'm releasing some things. Now, you've had people
go when I get in office, I'm going to open
the books so you can see everything. And now we're
(01:00:57):
being told there's nothing to see. How many times have
they said nothing to see here? You're so the Department
of Justice stated there is no Epstein client list and
reaffirmed that he died by suicide in August of twenty nineteen.
So nothing's changed. There is no new information regarding this.
(01:01:20):
What's Julane Maxwell doing in prison? We'll circle back to that.
Everybody said that there were things that there was a
list that had people's names on it, to presidents, Yeah,
very high profile people, Tom Hanks, which is the funniest
one to me, but whatever. And the Department of Justice
(01:01:42):
said that there are records from the Epstein case. There
are flight logs, there are court filings, but there is
no secret, centralized client list that was ever compiled by
the government. I think that's the Internet part of this statement.
Say that again, they're the government said the Department Justice,
(01:02:07):
I should say, said that there are records that exist
from Epstein's case, flight logs, court filings, but no secret, centralized,
centralized client quote unquote client list that was ever compiled
by the government, okay by the government, by the government,
(01:02:28):
So there could be a client list out there compiled
by Epstein or Jelaine, because I was always under the
impression that he had like a little black book without
everybody's name.
Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Yeah. Some people said that, uh, this is all about
politicians and wealthy elites protecting people. Some people are arguing
that the uh, that they're not protecting the vulnerable, they're
only protecting the rich. Uh. Some people still insist there
there is a client list and that the DOJ is
(01:03:03):
covering up one side of the party or the other.
I think so the Democrats or the republic what they're
picking aside and right right, and that this is all
about two tier justice. There are us and then there's them.
Prosecutor they prosecuted Gishline Gislaine Maxwell, leading to her conviction
(01:03:27):
for trafficking miners, and people are like, well, what is
she in trouble for. There's nothing to see here. I
don't think the Department of Justice ever said there's nothing
to see here. I think they've just said there is
no client list, and then there's some question about the video,
which we'll come back to. They have released documents, flight logs,
all those things, and some victims have received some justice
(01:03:51):
in court. But we all know about the plea deal
in two thousand and eight that was really weird and
felt orchestrated and didn't not protect the victims at all.
Epstein's please do yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, and that his
death in federal custody was due to his death wasn't
due to But the reason there's no video of it
(01:04:12):
is because of camera failures and the guards being asleep
on the job. And the Department of Justice has said
that there is there's a reset that happens on a
videotape every night at the same time, and that that's
why there's no video. It's the same minute every night
that it huh, kid, it doesn't make much sense. It
(01:04:37):
makes zero sense to me. It makes zero sense. So
like at midnight, it's like time to reset or whatever.
And if that's the case, if if, if that's the case,
I mean, do you think maybe he picked he knew that,
like it possibly sits at whatever time and he's like,
I'm going, I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
You can do your shenanigans up until midnight because it's
going to reset anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Right right, well, not reset like it has to rewind
or whatever. Right now. I can't speak to the inner
workings of the Bureau of Prisons, but I imagine they
don't use keys anymore, imasine they imagine they've modernized the system, right,
and video taped security footage is not a modern thing.
That is a very antiquated way to video to have
(01:05:24):
security footage, right, So to me, the fact that you
would one day, there's no no tape to reset, there's
no rewinding that needs to happen. It's a continuous it
just re records over each other. Yeah, oh okay, I
was thinking digitalized, right, and maybe the server that it
gets saved on gets full, because like the security camera
(01:05:47):
in my house, it'll send me messages every now and
again like hey, you've reached your limit of recorded videos
for the day or whatever. Sure, right, and so it'll
just stop recording the videos after ex a mouse So
that's kind of where I was that if it's on
a server, it gets full. All right, we're gonna stop
recording today and we'll start again tomorrow. Whatever. Yeah. I
think the only difference here is that at your home,
it's probably triggered by emotion where there should be should
(01:06:10):
be continuous and if it's not and they have to
reset every so often, then the Department of Justice just
unveiled a massive security flaw within the Bureau of Prisons. Yeah. Yeah,
because you've now just told every prisoner when they can
do whatever they want. Right, So, I it feels a
little it doesn't feel transparent. None of this feels transparent
(01:06:34):
to me, And to me, it doesn't matter who is
in office all it's always the same story. Sometimes it's
just dressed up a little prettier. Right. And the fact
that they're saying there is no client list. There's just
flight logs, some black books and depositions. But that's not
(01:06:56):
a list. A deposition isn't a list flights that just
lets you know we went from point A to point B?
Does it let you know who's on the plane? I
mean when I was I'm not saying it's the same,
But when I was training to be a pilot, I
had flight logs. Was I to keep track of my
flying time? Right? But I didn't put who was in
the ship then the ship or the plane or whatever
(01:07:18):
with me, right, Okay, maybe it's different at that level. Yeah,
but I can only imagine, not just maybe they have
to have When you have passengers, you have to keep
track of who is I'm trying to think of the
name they called, but who is the soul's aboard? Okay? Right,
(01:07:41):
because when you fly commercial, there is a list that
the plane carries with them of everybody on board, which
makes sense if it goes down, something happens. We got
the survivors over here. What's your name? All right? Martha
Da da da da, And they're looking for Jim. Jim's
nah here body wise, but Jim's on the list, so
we know that Jim is dead. We can presume him dead. Right.
(01:08:03):
And when they when they say they're going to be transparent,
they can't because they're still ongoing investigations and you can't
just divulge everything during an investigation. So I don't know
if this is just a tactic to get away. I
don't know, if this is a way to distract from
something else. I don't know if they're trying to put
it to bed, right, it sounds to me like they're
(01:08:26):
trying to put it to bed, be done with it,
you know, because they're so definitive of there's no list,
there's nothing to see here, nothing that you're looking for.
And Epstein definitely killed himself. I mean because you had Patel,
Cash Patel and Dan Dejorno or whatever the hell's name is.
I don't think it's that might be like a relative,
(01:08:48):
right boingo boingo? Yeah. Yeah. So but they get on
TV and they're like, oh, yeah, totally he killed himself. Yeah.
To me, Cash always looks surprised, and so I can
only imagine when he was like, I'm getting to the
bottom of this, and then he gets in here, he's
like this is and he's like, all right. I know.
(01:09:08):
I've also been one saying there's a list, but trust me,
there's not a I can only imagine how that felt.
I can you the idea, and I don't know we're
speculating now, but I can't imagine the idea that you're like, oh,
let's just go nine to eleven was an inside job,
(01:09:28):
and you could go and go back in time and go,
uh okay, it wasn't you back and go hey, you
know I said all that, I got it wrong. Yeah,
you ain't gonna get you ain't believe in them right,
you're automatically gonna do what they're in on it. They
(01:09:51):
got their payday, which is entirely possible. It's entirely possible.
But if there's nothing to see here, then why is
one of the quote co conspirators serving twenty years in jail? Exactly?
Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
And in twenty twenty four, there was a list of
names released. Now, they didn't say that it was necessarily
a client list. They just said that it was a
list of associates people.
Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
But that's not a client right, So it's not the same.
Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
Right, No, but you would assume that they have something
to do with him, and if they have something to
do with him because of who he was.
Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
But that's not an associate list. Isn't a client list.
His associate list would be long. If he worked with
Bob's Drywall charity foundation, then Bob's on the list. That
doesn't mean Bob partaked. But it doesn't look good for
Bob though, No, right, I mean there was ninety people
on there. Okay, that's true, but it doesn't make it guilty. Right, Yeah,
(01:10:53):
it didn't look good, but you ain't guilty yet. An
associate list is not the same as a client list.
Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Right, And the names were brought forward by one of
the alleged trafficked the victims.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Yeah, but that doesn't mean anything either. That's another at
that point, what about like then they have testimony and
all this stuff and went to court and like so
it sounds to me like, you know, unless it was
just old Jeffy there that was doing all the raping,
you know, but they they I thought they went on
and were like, oh yeah, all kinds of high profile
(01:11:25):
people and I was I was matched up with this
person that a Prince Andrew's name got ran up. Yeah there,
you know whatever. So so like, is her words mean nothing? Again,
a deposition doesn't mean a client list, but it means
that something happened by that person's account, by that person's account.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying this didn't happen. I'm
(01:11:46):
saying you've got to strip it back to the elements
the rules here, and the rules are. It's just a deposition.
That's information that could find somebody guilty. And maybe those
people that those victims that come forward and say Bob
Smith and Bob Junior were there, and maybe they were,
but that doesn't and maybe they engage in some sexual
activity with those people. That doesn't necessarily implicate or make
(01:12:08):
it true that Epstein had dirt on them. And a
client list, right, it just means that Bob Senior and
Bob Junior were dirty people. We're bad people, right, bad actors. Okay,
that's what I'm saying with the deposition does not guarantee
there is a client list, and the social list does
not guarantee that those people bought drugs. Right. If you
(01:12:31):
got in trouble, Lindsay, for trafficking drugs and they were like,
these are all the people Lindsay sent emails to, they
would be considered associates. That doesn't mean they bought drugs
from you. But I don't think this cleared anything up.
And again I think the keyword is there's no government
controlled list. There's no list the government has been keeping
(01:12:52):
track of during the investigation, right right, at least this
particular government, we typically don't know. It's I mean the
department they said, the Department of Justice. This is what
I'm getting at there, because this all went down when
what was Trump in office the first time when it
went down. It's been going on for a while. We're
going on for a while, yes, but then all right,
(01:13:14):
so Trump leaves office the first time. Then JB and
his crew come in and they're like, we gotta we
gotta hurry up and get rid of this. Okay, So
they hurry they get rid of all whatever evidence client
lists that there is, and within that four years and
then so like Trump's back in office again and he's like, listen,
(01:13:35):
we're gonna get to the bottom of this. We're gonna
figure it out. Do all your investigation, sir. We've looked everywhere.
We can't find a client list. Doesn't necessarily mean that
somebody in the previous administration destroyed whatever evidence that was.
I mean, somebody in the current administration. We cannot keep
parsing out things like this by political I'm just saying,
(01:13:57):
you know, I mean, anything could happen. Donald Trump was
president when he died, when he died. Yeah, to me,
it just isn't clearing anything up. It's not making I
don't you actually made it worse, right, putting fuel to
the fare of the conspiracy. You didn't clear there's no
clear informa. We will never know the truth. To me,
(01:14:20):
it's just like JFK, we will never know the truth, right,
it will never be clear to us exactly what happened.
And even when we get the truth, you're not gonna
hear it, right, because if it is something you've been
investing the last four years in, and it is what
you're for some people social identity, you're just gonna throw
(01:14:42):
that away. Now. You gonna hold on to it, especially
if you're generating revenue on it, especially if you've made
new friends on it. You're not just gonna throw that away.
So you're not gonna believe it anyway. The people that
are like, oh, when so and so gets in office,
they'll clear it up or fix it. You you that
was a you were you were cow tipping, right, You
(01:15:06):
just were hoping that was true. But once you get
in them are politicians that have been like, I'm just
gonna serve one term, and then they start getting paid
and then they get the teat and they're like, why
would I ever stop suckling on this? Text here says
how dare you drag Bob's good name into this? After
all he's done in his life? I mean, come on out,
(01:15:30):
Bob's dude, listen to me. Is Bob to you? He's Robert? Okay,
all right, we got to take a break. We'll be
back Telsa's Morning Show. Oh yeah, he's coming right back.
Bad morning show, Telsa's Rock Station nine. Conspiracy is a
little bit different as I was sitting down a rabbit
(01:15:52):
hole with it, and it has to do with a
weather radar getting damaged and it's all because a group
wanted all the weather radars disabled. And the group is
because they think the radars control the weather. Oh, everybody
(01:16:14):
knows that's harpup in Alaska. Come on now. And if
you know about the crazy devastating story out of Texas
with those little girls, there's some belief that there was
seeding that caused all that. That's not what I want
(01:16:34):
to talk about. When I want to talk about is
the group that threatened to take out as many next
rad radars as possible, and it happened down in Oklahoma
City and police are trying to investigate and find the
individual because of course they have cameras on the group.
And the group, which I took a deep dive on
(01:16:57):
and is really fascinating, they're called Veterans on Patrol Okay
and they were initially an organization that was started in
the Arizona area in Tucson around twenty fifteen by Michael
Lewis Arthur Meyer, which is interesting why you need a
(01:17:20):
second name, but okay, whatever do would you like? And
they were a homeless outreach group for veterans, which is
a course, a very necessary organization. And they provided food
and shelter to encampments in Arizona. Good stuff there, right,
And then it shifted to searching for missing persons, patrolling
(01:17:44):
desert areas for human trafficking activity, and border surveillance. And
they described themselves as a volunteer direct action group, not
a registered nonprofit. And so why is that important? It's
important because when you register as a non for profit
there's some boxes you got to check for accountability. Like
(01:18:04):
I said, they provided food to homeless veterans, tents, foods, water,
a community for those living on the streets. They conduct
desert patrols to find missing persons, sometimes helping law enforcement,
located individuals do gooders. Yeah, Samingly people get attracted to
(01:18:25):
their group to help with boots on the groundwork rather
than just charity. I mean these types of organizations that
do stuff like this, people feel gravitate because they want
to do more than just donate Yeah, they want to
be a part of the process. Yeah, it's one of
my problems. My love hates with organizations that try to
stop online sexual predators because they want to do good
(01:18:48):
and I think their motives are good, But vigilanteism is
usually not a good thing. Are you talking about like
those TikTok videos where random people just approach, you know,
like this guy was supposed to meet up with the
twelve year old boy thatd online. Yeah, I've seen some
of it, and I think their motive is good. I'm
all forgetting. So you can have both opinions. You can
be like, I'm forgetting those people taken care of, but
(01:19:09):
I'm also for we should probably follow the rule of law. Yeah,
let the yeah, follow the procedure there, because who knows
what's going to happen. They end up dead in the ditch,
You could end up dead in the ditch. You could
get the wrong person right, right, you don't have training, right.
So there's some of those factors. Then there's some other
things that are interesting about them. They are not recognized
(01:19:29):
by law enforcement because they consider their patrols and some
of the actions they do as vigilanteism. In twenty eighteen,
they claim to have found a child sex trafficking camp
in Tucson. Law enforcement investigated and found no evidence, calling
it a homeless camp. This organization refused to accept this,
leading to a lot more information and fear in the
(01:19:52):
community because you have this group of people who are
veterans and you respect them, you immediately give them your
back and you believe them. But the police are going
that that's not what happened, right, And I think there
are certain topics like this child predators where you just
(01:20:15):
if you start to question it, they're like, yeah, you're
one of them. Yeah, and you're like, ah, hold on.
They don't have a great relation with law enforcement. They
interfere with investigations or operate without coordination, complicating the process
or sometimes even the conviction of people. And most lately
(01:20:37):
they've been promoting some conspiracy theories that have to do
with whether they've been trespassed off private property for many
times trying to pursue activities like dismantling radar. They claim
their nonviolence, but there they usually are are intense situations
(01:21:02):
that cause some sort of assault to happen, right, And
it's one of those you're like, I don't know which
one to go with, but it doesn't feel like the
information that's out there doesn't feel fair or authentic, and
to attack radars could potentially be very dangerous. Yeah, not
(01:21:26):
only for the safety of the people that are doing
the damage, but a lot of people rely on that
radar for not just the safety of like a tornado
or rainfall, but also for their crops and their well being. Right,
and you could potentially be harming the people that you
think you're protecting, doing more harm than good sort of thing. Yeah.
(01:21:49):
And when I saw the story initially, I was like, Ah,
some methad stealing copper, right, That's what I thought, right,
But no, it's an organized group of people allegedly allegedly
to them, they're organized. No, I mean allegedly that's who's
done this, right, right right right? There is no the
guy doesn't hand out, they don'tly have a brochure leave
their calling card like the Wet Bandits. Yeah, they're not
(01:22:09):
the Wet Bandits, right, This is just speculation. Uh uh.
And the part that's crazy too, I remember I've had
some conversations with people associated with groups that they uh
were very aggressive in their vernacular towards me about questioning
(01:22:31):
their motive, and my response was always, I'm sure you're
a good person, right, but that doesn't mean there are
people there aren't bad actors in your group, right right, right?
Take the MC culture for example. You know, not all
of them are drug dealing murderers, you know, but there
(01:22:53):
are some out there that are involved in that sort
of thing. But we all get lumped into the same
saying group, Oh you're one of those, you're in that club,
or you're in that club. That means you do you're
doing I would case, I'm gonna simplify it, even pull
back even a little different. You might go to a
massage parlor thinking you're going to get a massage, is
(01:23:15):
unaware that it is not a massage parlor that your
wife would.
Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Go to, right, And it gets rated and you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Even that you but you're there and you're like, oh,
this isn't what I signed up for, right right, They
start massaging other parts and you're like, whoa, yeah, wait
a minute. But to circle back around to our first segment,
I don't think many guys be like, no, well, then
I'm I'm not odd statistic because I didn't understand what
was I think I understood what was happening, but I
(01:23:46):
was like, I felt like I was gonna get rated
at any moment. Yeah, you believe, and nothing ever happened.
You're like, man, I totally couldn't. Yeah, I didn't understand
the dude, I've got You've heard most of them. I
have many stories where I went right up to the
line of it new pass. I'm good. I don't need
(01:24:09):
to know that smoke, but it and and to jeopardize
your situation in life for I mean, I guess that
just shows how strongly they feel about that. What you know,
the radar is controlling the weather right, right, and that's
been going around for a long time. And as we're saying,
you're talking about this, it's like, all right, so harp
(01:24:31):
in Alaska quote unquote controls the weather of the world.
But is it, yeah, allegedly, is it just the US
government that has access to that. Maybe there's a foreign entity.
Why couldn't there be a foreign government that also has
access to it? Or you know, every government in the
(01:24:51):
world are like, hey, whenever you need to control the weather,
and you know, Zambia because you all need some water,
you know, just hit the button and you're good. And
of course there's always bad actors everywhere you go, and
it's like, you know, maybe China's after like silly Americans,
you know, and then they're like watch this hit the
button and the next thing you know, Texas is flooded.
(01:25:13):
I've never been clear on the controlling of the weather thing.
I'm not a believer in seating and of the evidence
that is out there that it does anything. It's never
been an amount that's measurable to cause flooding, right, and
it's there's no discernible evidence that it played a factor
(01:25:34):
in the rain. Right, so then the rain ones the
seating that they say exists, they can't say with certainty
it wasn't gonna rain if they wouldn't have done that, right.
But if you're going months, you know, an extended amount
of time without any rain, you're in a drought, right,
(01:25:56):
you know. And it's just kind of just how it is.
We live in the desert and all of a sudden
it rains in the desert because you know, they seated
the clouds. That's kind of where I'm like, okay, that
makes sense if that's true, where there's no evidence of
it ever raining. Let's just say ever in the month
of June and then they're like, all right, we're gonna
test it every day and that then it happens a
(01:26:18):
measurable amount. Okay, right then, now you got me. But
if it rains in June occasionally, here's my understanding of
the weather. It's they try their best to predict it, right, right,
It's not with certainty. So but all this just from
(01:26:38):
a weather radar getting stolen. Sit me down this rabbit hole.
About this group that some people say is a terroristic group.
I don't know if they're that. It feels like a
leap yeah kind of. Have they done some bad things, yes,
But I'm just not one of those people that goes
just because you do bad things doesn't make you terroristic.
I think there are domestic terrorist groups, yeah, for sure.
(01:26:59):
So you can ease get to that place and the
idea of like following people like you. If this is
a group of veterans, maybe you feel community, Maybe you
feel indebted to them because they helped you when you're
in a hard situation. Maybe there's a band of brothers
issue thing going on there. I don't know. Wild all
(01:27:19):
from a radar. All right, we got to take a
break we'll be back. The Big Man Morning Show returns
next Tulsa's Morning Show ninety KMOD Good morning, Corbyn, Good morning.
Drillers are in Arkansas right now before the break, and
you guys will be back in action on the eighteenth
for a great home stand with Northwest Arkansas and Springfield.
(01:27:42):
And you guys have a lot of great stuff planned.
We don't have to go through all of it, but
the go ahead and hit the highlights Mike for that
homestand well, we'll talk next week. So I mean, we'll
kick off.
Speaker 10 (01:27:52):
Next weekend is Noodler's Weekend, So it's our fifth annual
Noodler's Weekend. We'll kick that off on Friday to start.
It's a nine game homestand in ten days, so we'll
have a bunch of games here Friday night, fireworks. Saturday,
we're giving away these really really cool Noodler's straw caps.
A lot of the Major League teams are given these
things away. They've been super popular. Great giveaway for fifteen
hundred fans. On Saturday and Sunday will be Team Poster Day.
(01:28:16):
That's next week. We're gonna have a little bit of
a different game time on that Sunday, and we're gonna
try to night game on a Sunday night. We haven't
done that a lot of years unless we're shooting fireworks.
But we'll have a seven o'clock game, So all three
of those games will be seven o'clock for Noodler's weekend,
and then we'll be back for another six games after that,
but we can puck that up next week.
Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Yeah, and Noodler's is always a great weekend. And then
we start sunsetting on July and back to school and
things like that. So if and one of the cool
things that about this break that you guys are going
to be in for the All Star break is that
you guys start that homestand on a Friday. Yeah, very
very nice.
Speaker 10 (01:28:50):
Yeah, So we'll kick it off on a Friday, nine
game homestand book that's two Fridays, two Saturdays, two Sundays,
so we get two weekends on. It should be a
good one. And you know, it's been weird. It's kind
of it hadn't gotten to that typical Tulsa heat yet.
It's still kind of pleasant.
Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
You're being allowed, man, I know, I saw in the
news they haven't had there's only been one day I
think where we had they had to have the heat advisory,
which means it has to feel like one hundred and
five for a certain duration of time during the day,
and we haven't had one of those when typically in
July we are well into that. So yeah, listen, the
future Stars in Major League Baseball played down at one
Oak Field and there is a cool event that starts
(01:29:26):
a Monday or Tuesday next week where you can see
some of these former Drillers maybe in action during the
All Star Game.
Speaker 10 (01:29:34):
Right, Yeah, we got a couple of guys in there.
Will Smith, former Driller catcher, is going to be starting
for the National League team. And then and then also
Zach McKinstry, who was kind of a utility guy for us,
who's really developed into a nice major league player for
the Detroit Tigers, who are one of the top teams
in the American League. So i've been one of the
top teams in all of baseball and mckinstrey is a
big part of that. So two former Drillers will be
(01:29:56):
representing at the Major League All Star Game this year,
so we'll be following those guys.
Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
One of the things I saw too that is going
to happen during the All Star Game. Is that they're
going to use the computer system for balls and strikes.
I love it.
Speaker 10 (01:30:09):
Yeah, I'm telling you, I think we've talked about this
a little bit before. I think this is going to
be a tremendous innovation for baseball. You know, they'll use
it at the All Star Game. They used it in
spring training this year, and all fingers are pointing towards
MLB implementing that to the start of the twenty six season.
It's not all balls and strikes. We're not eliminating the
use of an umpire by any means. But it's a
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challenge system. So each team will have a certain number
of challenges like you see in the NFL and the NBA,
where they'll have a chance to challenge a ball strike
call a couple of times a game, so just in
those key moments, if they feel like the umpire got
the ball the call wrong, they'll be able to have
it challenged. It's almost instantaneous. It won't delay the game,
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and they'll make sure those important calls are made correctly.
Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
And how do we get the information? Is it similar
to the NFL where they watch or replay and then
they make an announcement or will be on a video board,
or or will the umpire and also find out at
the same time how does that work?
Speaker 10 (01:31:05):
Yes, it's it's a little bit of both. So it's
it's more typical to what you would see in like tennis,
like right now, Wimbledon's going on. If you're watching tennis,
they have those automated. If the line judges really aren't
calling it, and if it's close, they will go to
a video screen. They can measure it within just like
a millimeter or a couple of millimeters of accuracy, and
it's and it's very very quick, so it's automatic. If
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it gets challenged, the umpire will get some sort of
a notice in his ear, like a sound effect that
will say ball or strike, and it's as quickly as
that they'll challenge it. The umpire will hear the sound
effect and he'll say, Okay, that was a strike, and
we're going to overturn the call or we're gonna uphold
the call, and then they get right back into the action.
In Triple A baseball, like in Oklahoma City, they are
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they have been testing that for the last two seasons
and it's pretty cool. They'll put a little graphic up
on the video board where they'll show the strike zone.
They'll show the pitch come in and they'll show whether
it was just off or or if it is a
strike and the fans get into it. I can't wait
till they implement it here in Tulsa.
Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Staying with the we're in that All Star break starting
next week. Talking with Mike Malega Tulsa Drillers. They're back
in action starting next Friday. Get your tickets Tulsa Drillers
dot com. And this is the teams that, according to
this article, that are the best teams right now and
have the chance of winning it all. I'll start with
the Dodgers. This person's got him third on the list
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because the Dodgers are right now the best team in
Major League Baseball. But this person's claiming they had a
little trouble with Houston and their numbers up as far
as the second half of the season. Where do you
land with that?
Speaker 10 (01:32:39):
I mean, the Dodgers definitely have the most talent. They've
been dealing with a bunch of injuries. They're struggling right now.
They're on a six gam losing streak, so they definitely
are showing they're not invincible, but yeah, they're gonna be
right there at the end, I'm sure. Yeah, But they
have number one being Detroit Tigers.
Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
You can't argue with that. The Tigers are incredible.
Speaker 10 (01:32:59):
They have the best record in the big leagues right
now at fifty nine and thirty five. There are a
few games ahead of the Dodgers actually, and you know,
they don't have a lot of superstars. They're one of
those teams where you look at it and you say, like,
how are they getting it done? It's just a little
bit of everything. Good baseball, deep roster, really really good pitching.
Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
School ball.
Speaker 10 (01:33:16):
Is the Cy Young winner from last year, Trek school Ball.
He's gonna win the Cy Young probably again this year.
He's absolutely the best pitcher in Major League Baseball. He's
carrying it by anchoring that staff.
Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Yeah, and just for the non common baseball fan and
the division that they're in there also with the Royals,
it is the only division that is but the distance
between first and second is like fourteen games, there's some
crazy number. Everything else is like one and a half.
So they have that pretty much locked up at least
for the first half of the season. They got Houston
coming in at second as the best team in Major
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League Baseball coming out of the All Star Break, which
is shocking.
Speaker 10 (01:33:51):
And they wouldn't probably be there if they didn't just
sweep the Dodgers, but they have played incredible. They really
remade their team this offseason. Kyle Tucker, who was probably
their best player last year, they moved him off to
the Cubs. Alec Alex Bregman, who signed as a free
agent with the Red Sox, moved away from them. And
then still they're sitting here with the second best record
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in the American League, and yeah, they deserve to be
up there, no question. They are odds on favorites to
be in the playoffs, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
And we mentioned the Dodgers at third, the Cubs at fourth,
which this is the team I picked at the beginning
of the season that I think could win it all
this year.
Speaker 10 (01:34:28):
Yeah, you gotta love the Cubs. I mean, they've been
playing great. And one of our former drillers is right
in the middle of that, Michael Bush, who they had
Dodgers could not make room for. Michael Bush. He's right
in the middle of it, and he's absolutely slug in
like crazy, and he's a big part of that offense.
So the Cubs are doing great, but they got to
watch out for the Milwaukee Brewers, who just swept the
Dodgers yesterday in a three game series, and they're just
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right there nipping at their heels.
Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Yeah, they've got the Brewers as ninth on this list,
number five. The Philadelphia Phillies as one of a team
expected to be one of the favorites coming out of
the All Star Break.
Speaker 10 (01:34:58):
I love the Phillies. Amazing roster, great pitching. They've kind
of dealt with some injuries as well, and really haven't
even hit their stride yet. I don't think I think
we're going to see a hot stretch from the Phillies
that will probably vault them up your list. Where do
they have them at? What number?
Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
The Phillies at number five.
Speaker 10 (01:35:15):
Yeah, number five, They could move higher.
Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
I think they're that good. Yeah. Just these are three
of their pitchers. Suarez with the one nine to nine,
Wheeler with two one seven, and a Sanchez a two
five to nine. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:35:28):
And then they've got Aaron Nola, who's been a bona
fide superstar last ten years, who's having a really really offseason.
He's on the injured list. Right now. If he comes
back and kind of finds his form of the last
few years, uh, then they really have the deepest rotation
in Major League.
Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Yeah, and we're not even talking Bryce Harper Shober like.
They are a team that can be scary if they
can get it all together. Absolutely, I'll just do the
rest of the top ten quickly. Blue Jays, Mets, Yankees
at eight, Brewers at nine, and the Rays at ten.
Speaker 10 (01:35:57):
Yep, yep, you can't disagree with any of those. Blue
Jayson probably the hottest team in baseball right now. They
have absolutely stormed back from like fourth place all the
way to first place in the Al East and kind
of knocked the Yankees out of that first place spot.
So you got to give them some respect. They got
a hell of a lot of talent on that team too.
Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
I won't bore you with the last two teams that
are on this list with the Rockies and the White Sox,
but I wanted to bring up the Nationals because of
what happened this weekend and they fired some people.
Speaker 10 (01:36:24):
Yeah, yeah, they did, they did. It was time for
a change there. They've got more talent than where their
record's at, and usually when that happens, somebody gets held accountable.
They fired their manager, and their and their GM, and
their GM built a World Series team they wanted in
twenty nineteen. They've been in an extended rebuild and they've
got some great young talents. So maybe a new manager we'll,
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you know, light a spark for them. But they are
definitely a hell of a lot better than the White
Sox and the Rockies.
Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Listen, we are like two weeks from NFL teams reporting,
so like fifty six days to the start of the NFL.
So much sports is getting ready to take off. You
mentioned women, Well, then there's some crazy matches this weekend.
So much great sports going on, and that should hold
you over until the Drillers are back in town on
Friday next week, the eighteenth, for a good home stand.
Get your tickets Tulsa Drillers dot Com. Noodler's weekend is
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that weekend, Mike, thanks for joining us, appreciate it.
Speaker 10 (01:37:16):
Corbin, you guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
All right, Well, take a break and we'll be back.
Good morning, Lindsay, Good.
Speaker 4 (01:37:19):
Morning, Corbin. Happy twenty fifth birthday to porn star Danny Blue.
You can see your worker magic in Blue Panties, Double
Trouble Babes and how Step Grandpa God is groove back. Yeah,
she has an OnlyFans page and she uses the name
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Rory Rain.
Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Good morning give me. That's all I got to say
about that. Good morning, Corbin. I don't forget to join
kmo D tomorrow at Sweet Shots and the Jinks. We're
getting you hooked up with the custom golf car. You
just come out. That's how get qualified. We're also gonna
get you hooked up at the Callaway golf bag doing
it all summer long and it's flight and fairway from
flight is what we're calling it. And again Sweet Shots
(01:38:03):
in Jinks tomorrow five to seven, come get qualified. All right,
we've got our top list.
Speaker 8 (01:38:08):
It's tyber a big Man Morning Show's top list random topics,
randomly drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn, Gimpi and
Lindsay with this week's top list.
Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
This week's top list is the Top Things that happened
on vacation, Top Things that happened on vacation As we
were out for the fourth of July, and we're actually
gonna do it a little different today. We're gonna have
Lindsay go last okay, so gimpy, what do you have?
All right? Coming into number five and Corbyn, I think
you're gonna dig on this one and you're gonna have
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to google what is it beachviewgrill dot com. That's where
you're gonna go to because number five was breakfast Seaside.
All right, we wake up, so so as a recap,
my lady and I we rode to Fort Walton Beach, Florida,
and that's where we spent a week on the beach.
And this is one of the places we had breakfast at.
And this was so awesome because I was looking for
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someplace that was nice to eat something with good food,
and you can't beat seaside. We weren't on the beach
in the sand, but the restaurant was right. It's like
we look out boom right there, completely wide open, right.
They had some seats on the inside, but most everybody
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sat outside, you know, enjoying the fresh air and enjoying
your food. And I ended up getting Corbin the the
where's it at the creole Benedict? Listen to this man
losing in a crawfish tail meat, two soft poached eggs,
fried green tomateres, Cajun sweet corn mock cho on a bed,
a buttermilk biscuit and fresh fruit. My god, that was delicious.
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Now there, benedicts are on point.
Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
I'm not a huge eggs benedict fan, but that one.
When I saw the picture of that, it looked so good.
Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
I am not an I am not a traditional eggs
benedict fan. Right, every other one I've I've ever had salmon, brisket,
wood lobster always like wildly good. I've never had eggs
benedict before in my life, really, but I wanted to
try something new, something different, you know, sure I could
have gone with the avocada toast or the French toast
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or the shrimp and grits was even on my radar.
I was like, I want to try something different, So
I went with that that cree ole benny and I
was like that. I ate. The whole thing had a
delicious bloody mary that went with it. And they put
what was it? They put pickled okra, pickled green bean
in there along with tomato and just it was a
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it was a separate meal, solid solid drink right there.
So breakfast seaside. That was that was number fun. That's cool, place. Yeah,
Number four for me would be visiting my old stomping grounds. Now,
on our way to Florida, we passed through Alabama and
I got a lot of family that lives in and
that's where I grew up. A lot is in northwest Alabama.
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So we stopped by and we have we have dinner
with my aunt and which I hadn't seen since my
mom died. I had we had dinner with my cousins.
There were there. I hadn't seen either one of my cousins.
There were three of them there, and I haven't seen
them since my grandma died in like two thousand and two. Okay,
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so this is twenty years, twenty plus years that I
hadn't seen these people or whatever. So it was great
to sit down and have dinner with them. And then
before we got to dinner with them, I kind of
took my girlfriend up to my old high school, elementary
school whatever where I went to school, because it was
one of those K through twelve all and one building
kind of sort of things. Right, showed her where I
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played football junior varsity, practicing with the varsity team, you know,
took her around to school. We did that and then
so after dinner, I was like, Hey, I'm going to
go try to find where I used to live, because
you know, I've got it in my head. I know
the county road that I'm on. I kind of got
a half ass idea where it. So we I Google
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it up and I search and and so we take
off after dinner and we're gonna go look for where
I used to live. And you know, I'm ninety eight
percent sure that the people that I used, the folks
that I used to grow up with and hang out with,
were no longer there, but it's still need to go
by and share with her this is where I live
and kind of see what it is and where it's
at now. And after we got done eating, we hop
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on the bikes and we're about maybe three miles from
the turn. Starts raining a little bit. Okay, well, let's
just ride this donkey out a little bit. We'll see
how it goes. Well, it starts getting heavier, so I'm like,
oh crap, Okay, So we pull off and this church
parking lot and we're going to put our weather gear
on and we're just gonna go right. And so we
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had the gear, but we didn't have our helmets, you know,
our full face helmets, left those at the hotel or
whatever now thinking we were gonna need them. So it's raining,
it's pouring. We ended up having to go take refuge
up on to the church, just so we stayed for
a little bit. That was cool, you know. We wait
that out, and then we get back on the bike
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and I'm cruising down these old country roads and then
I'll low and behold, I found exactly where I grew
up at the house. You know, my house wasn't there,
my trailer wasn't there or whatever, but my friends were there.
Decrepit run down. You can tell whoever lives there now
is not taking care of it. But the flood of
memories that came back, and me and her just standing
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on the side of the road looking like a bunch
of tars, right just and I'm sitting here telling her
this and telling her that, and dah da da da.
That was a really cool experience being able to share
that with her. Now. So that was number four, number three,
And I call it pseudo swimming with the dolphins, all right,
because here's the deal. Like on our first day or
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so whatever, you know, she can spot them out like
it's nothing to me. They just kind of blended in
with the waves because all you kind of see really
was the no huscle fin kind of just pop up
out of the water and they're playing around. Well, this
was close towards the end of our trip, and we're
we're we're in the Gulf of America, right and we're
swimming around and and she's like, oh, look, and I
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turn around and dolphin just like straight up out the
water more than just its fin, most of its body.
She's off dancing around or whatever. And I turn around
to look, and I swear to god it was a
whale tail that came out of that water, not like
the stripper whale tail, but the actual tail of a whale,
because it looked massive. Man, I've never really known dolphins
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just to pop their tail out of the water. Usually
it's the fin or the whole body or whatever. So
it could have been a dolphintail, who knows. But the
fact of it is is like we're here and then
the dolphins are just kind of just right over there swimming.
I tried my hardest to swim out there towards them,
and because I'm like, I want to play with the
dolphins will come on now. And I started, keep in
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mind on a two dollars Walmart raft in the Gulf
of America, fighting these ways, trying to get over there,
paddle my way to swimming. You're Tom Hanks and castaway. Yes.
Also keep in mind, I've got one rudder that's longer
than the other one, you know what I mean. So
I'm out there swimming, and then I got to thinking.
I was like, I can't really see what's around me,
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so I'm kind of like, maybe I should paddle back
towards the land because I don't I don't want to
get eaten by a shark or whale or whatever. But
it was really cool just to have them really close
to me, swimming around with these dolphins or whatever. So
that's a number three. Number two, Oh, this is a
(01:45:45):
tough one. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna move them out,
all right. So number two would be on the ride home,
riding that coast all the way from Florida through Mobile, Alabama,
through Louisiana, all that shoreline and the bridges, going over
the water, going through the tunnel and Mobile where you
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go under the water was pretty awesome. My lady doesn't
like the bridges that go over water. She's afraid that
one day we're gonna do it and it's gonna crumble
underneath us and we're all gonna die. So that one
bridge and mobile, if i'm is like, you can see
through it too, if I'm not mistaken. It's a little
trippy that I don't know my other part of it
because it goes up. Yeah, my eyes were focused on
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what's ahead of me in the traffic, so I don't
ram into anybody because I know that if I wreck
this motorcycle wouldn't be a problem for me, but if
I wreck it with her on the back, she will
never get on with me ever again. So I was
hyper focused on keeping this thing up right. But it
was so awesome just the scenery and the views and
all the water and it was it was an amazing,
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amazing experience. And the number one, number one thing that
happened to me on vacation is when we first got
to our hotel. It's the Wyndham Garden there in Fort
Walton Beach and it's only got like it's got like
four different buildings and goes up like seven floors or whatever.
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It's not a super high Rise hotel or whatever. But
it's bigger than I've ever had, you know. And we
opened this thing up. I don't know if you've guys seen.
I gave a little bit of a tour when I
first got there, made a video, put it on the
Instagram or whatever. And her reaction as soon as I
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opened up that door and we're hauling our stuff in.
You guys, remember at the CMOL giveaway, how excited she
got to see me. Oh yeah, take that amplify at
times a thousand, that's how excited she was. And she
was just the look of pure joy on her face
and how happy she was in her voice and all
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of that. Her reaction just had melted me. I thought this,
It was the absolute best thing that happened to me
on our vacation, was just her reaction to that hotel room.
She ain't never had anything like that. I ain't never
had anything like no kidding. We had an amazing It
was only we were only on the third floor well
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you know, but it's better than one or two were
on the ground or whatever. We had a nice overlook
over the beach. We could see forever. Fourth of July
came around. We're sitting on the balcony, watching fireworks go
off everywhere. You know, earlier the day on the fourth
of July, a military because they got air force bases
and stuff over there. Chopper does a flyby, got the
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American flag waving, and the wind. It was an awesome,
awesome place to be. But her excitement and her reaction
to that hotel room was just the best thing the
entire vacation. Well, I remember when you booked that place
because you weren't sure if she was even gonna go,
and you were like, I'm gonna try this place and
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take care of myself. Yeah, And you felt like you
were booking a place you'd never been to in place
like that before. Yeah, And so I'm sure it felt
good to know she also loved it, because I know
how much you liked that area. Yeah, it was fantastic.
And the only thing that really I wouldn't say ruined it,
would you know? It just kind of put a damper
on things is when she slipped down the steps and
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busted the ass and she got a big old bruise
on her hip or whatever, but she sucked it up.
She said a whole it's gonna be brave for a
little bit, give me a second, and then we went
on our way. It was good. All right, we're doing
topless and things that happened on vacation. I'm gonna try
and go fast so we can get to Lindsay. Number
five was in the airport, I watched a woman go
straight into the men's bathroom and not care. Oh oh,
(01:49:40):
you gotta go, you gotta go?
Speaker 4 (01:49:41):
Ah, Like, did she even read the sign?
Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
She just did not care. It is quite clear it's
a men's bathroom. Did she identify as a man? No,
it was a woman and she was like carrying something
to wash her hands or whatever, like. I think she
just was urgently needing to wash her hands and just
took But nonetheless, I have walked into a female bathroom
but immediately whoa and I got the hell out of there. Yeah,
(01:50:06):
so that's number five. Number four was seeing my children
see a live performance because they have a theater and
it's all the Disney characters and they run through. It's
very Disney. They run through the crowd and do all
their stuff and there's some special effects and it's Disney
level entertainment. And my youngest, who wasn't super excited about it,
(01:50:27):
and we were kind of stating up late. Her eyes
were wide the whole time, super excited. Didn't want to
sit close because we got to get into the area
early and she didn't want to sit close. And she's
so glad we sat close, and so that was fun
to see that. That's number four. Number three was the
Bibitty Bobbity Boutique where I got to put my children
(01:50:49):
through the Bibity Bobbity Boutique and they get to pick
a dress and then they do their hair and they
do makeup and they do all these things and just
their excitement and the people that do it. One thing
I will say about Disney, even though it's expensive, is
their customer service is wildly good.
Speaker 4 (01:51:05):
My cousin used to manage the bob you.
Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
Don't say in small World. Yeah, Yeah, she loved it crazy.
That was number three. Number two good food, pretty good
food for a cruise. We had free barbecue anytime we
wanted it, free ice cream anytime we wanted it, free
(01:51:30):
Mexican food anytime we wanted it, like taco bowls, like
a Chipotle Tapa set up. They had traditional hot dogs
and burgers and brats whenever you wanted it. I said,
ice cream, right, Yeah, And that was pretty awesome anytime
you wanted it NonStop available besides outside of the dinner thing,
which was also really fun, like they had a frozen
(01:51:52):
one where the characters sing and dance and all that,
and it was during dinner. It was it was awesome.
I pretty much had ribbi every night because it just
looked good. And if you think about how hard it
is to feed all those people at one time in
multiple dining rooms and it's still cooked to order, right, Yeah,
I was impressed by that. That was number two, and
(01:52:15):
number one was seeing my wife in a bikini was
the number one best thing that happened on vacation. We're
doing top list of things that happened on vacation. Lindsay,
what do you got for number five?
Speaker 4 (01:52:26):
Number five Getting Moses on the fifth of July. Explain
you that getting Moses our exchange student. He came from Australia,
and I touched on that yesterday, spoke about him, got
him all situated. He's Yesterday, by the way, was a
great day. He said, he's starting to get over the
jet leg and so he's getting a lot more comfortable.
Speaker 2 (01:52:50):
Number four.
Speaker 4 (01:52:53):
The new puppy Bernie that we got. He is now
eleven weeks old and he is about ninety five percent
potty trained, So that was a big deal during the
week of vacation. Now, typically we go home back to
Indiana during the fourth of July week, but we didn't
(01:53:13):
because of Moses coming from Australia, and so we decided
we were going to do a staycation, and so we
had time to get the dog potty trained. I say
ninety five percent because he's still you know, at eleven
weeks old, he gets that excited puppy and he will
do that excited piddle still if he gets overly excited.
Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
I do the same thing. Yeah, me too, exactly, and
most women do when they left. And then.
Speaker 4 (01:53:40):
So number three, my week was full of a doctor appointments.
Back in May, I had I kept having some pains
every time I was eating popcorn. I had mentioned I
was like, I having these really bad chest pains and everything,
and so I had a CT scan and I think
(01:54:00):
I had diverticulitis. And turns out I had the CT
scan and I didn't have that, And a couple of
weeks went by and I was called back to have
a MRI and another CT scan, both with contrast, and
(01:54:22):
then just this last week, I had four doctor's appointments
during vacation and I ended up being diagnosed with diverticulosis,
which is small bulging pouches that form in the lining
of your colon and it becomes a problem if they
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become inflamed or infected. And also I was diagnosed with
GURD or dird gastrio esophagal reflux disease ye YES, which
is basically just a more severe form of acid reflux,
which was the pain that I was suffering every time
(01:55:05):
I would eat popcorn. So I'm on forty milligrams a
prilo sac that I have to take daily. And then
they found a couple of cysts, one being on my liver,
which they weren't very heavily concerned with because the liver
(01:55:28):
is the one organ that repairs itself and with further inspection,
it has actually gotten smaller since they found it. And
they did find a tumor and some cyst on my ovaries.
If you remember, I did have a hysterectomy, but I
left my ovaries because they were in good shape and
(01:55:48):
they were still producing estrogen. But now they are not
in good shape. So next week, I'm having my ovaries removed.
I'm having surgery because we're not messing around, so no
reason take a chance exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
You kind of like to keep here, kind of like
kind of like to keep you here.
Speaker 4 (01:56:13):
Yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah. Another thing that happened during
the week, I had to start juicing steroids. No no,
no more of a for dietary issues. And that has
been a big change. It's massive, frazy yes, all of
(01:56:39):
that overflowing. And it's it's kind of annoying too, because
I have this juicer and this machine. It's awesome, it
works great, you know, it's kind of pricey. You're buying
all these fruits and vegetables, and you almost feel wasteful
because the machine gets so dirty so quickly, and you're
(01:57:02):
you feel just wasteful. You see all of this leftover
fruit and veggie product and you're like, what what the heck?
I just feel like you just get like a cup
of juice, and you just feel like, what are you
gonna do with all this leftover all the pulp. Yes,
and and they say that you can actually reuse that
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through it in a blender and make a smoothie. But
then I feel like that defeats the purpose of what
I'm supposed to be doing, because for smoothie, it's like
ice and yogurt or milk, and that's not juice or
not right. Yeah, So I am juicing now and it's
not very filling, and it's irritating in that way. So
(01:57:44):
but it is working. It's helping with my regularity, if
you will. That's number two on my list.
Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
By the way, she's cleaning that up compared to what
she told Gimpia Yah yeah dramatically.
Speaker 4 (01:57:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well who knows people could be eating
breakfast right now. Number one on my list, which the
part that actually felt like a vacation.
Speaker 2 (01:58:08):
By the way, cyst A right, number three, So I
can't wait to hear what number one is.
Speaker 4 (01:58:16):
The part that actually felt like a vacation was the
fourth of July. We took the family camping.
Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
Even Moses no kiss, he wasn't here yet.
Speaker 4 (01:58:26):
It was on the actual fourth of July we took
We took the kids camping at Fort Gibson and saw
the best fireworks display. It was like fifty minutes long
and it was along with music, and we were out
on the boat and we camped and we took the
kids tubing, and it actually for two days, and Kevin
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actually was off for the first time ever on a holiday,
and it was just wonderful. I could relax and not
think about anything but being with my family and not
thinking about my health, their surgeries or doctor's appointments, and
it was just really relaxing and wonderful and just being
with them and enjoying my family and the sun and
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the water, and it was just a perfect, perfect weekend.
And yeah, that's my number one. It was just wonderful.
For two days. I got to feel like I was
on vacation.
Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
So all right, we're gonna take a break and we'll
be back to Tulsa's morning show continues. Next, it was
with a big man morning show