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HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!! We Learn America's Favorite Desserts And Apple Pie Isn't One Of Them, There's A 9 Volt Battery Flavored Chip, The World's Oldest Baby Has Been Born, Tazer Time Trivia, We Gave You Beer For being A Trouble Maker In School, Willy Nilly, & MGK Eats Nothing But Kimchi And Sour Kraut?!?!?!?

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I saw a list of America's favorite desserts from each state.
All right, now, I've lived in Missouri, I've lived in California,
I've lived in Iowa when I was really lived in Nebraska,
But like, I don't know what the desserts are from
those states. Can you, I know you claim Indiana Michigan area.

(04:14):
Can you claim an idea of what those desserts would
be for those areas?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Lindsay, I cannot claim Indiana. I think I know what
South Dakota's is when I lived there, okay, which and
I think it's extremely weird. I believe that it is
a butter brown sugar on a tortilla, Okay, which I find.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh it's delicious. I've had that, Yeah, but I.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Just find that kind of boring to be a favorite dessert.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
So what do you think Indiana or Michigan's because that's
where you've lived the longest day.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, Maybe like a strawberry shortcake because strawberries grow very
heavily in Michigan and it's easy, or or a blueberry
type pie something like that.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Okay, what do you think Oklahoma's is? I don't know
what the desserts would be for these I'm being honest.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Maybe some maybe some sort of a pie like rhubarb
pie like that, okay, or even ice cream, maybe just
old fashioned ice cream.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Okay, gimbe, you've lived in Alabama California here, what could
you identify if you had to think about what the
desserts would be for that those states? All right, Alabama,
I'm thinking it's gonna be like a peach collar. That's
the first thing that came to mind. All Right, California
is a little different, damn yep is. I'm going to

(05:47):
throw it out there because it's my favorite and I
had a lot as a kid when I was living
in California. But I'm going to say a pineapple upside
down cake, okay as a California gain. Okay. If I
was to guess one for here in Oklahoma, I'm thinking
pecan pie. Okay, Okay, I'm thinking of pecan pie, pecan whatever.

(06:12):
So Iowa, I have no idea corn. I'm gonna go
with a jello mold right o. Missouri strawberry shortcake. Okay.
I don't have a rational reason, except when I was
at college we ate a lot of it. And here

(06:35):
chalk pea peach ice cream. I don't know, right that
makes sense with the with the Porter peach festival. Yeah,
peach flavored makes sense. Okay. I think only Gimpie got
one right? Really? So uh, I'll go Alabama peanut butter pie. Okay,
I never had a peanut butter pie, but okay. And

(06:59):
here that's why I think this list is stupid. Alaska,
there's this baked Alaska. No, Alaska is not eating baked Alaska.
That's not an Alaska thing. I think the origin of
it is like New York. What is it? It's ice
cream with whipped cream on it? Is that right? It
looks like it looked like an ice cream pie. It

(07:23):
features base of a cake, a layer of ice cream,
and topped with toasted mervinge. The meringue, acting as an insulator,
prevents the ice cream from melting too quickly when the
dessert's briefly heated to brown the meringue.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I'd eat that.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
I eat all these, I'd eat all these. I'll do South.
Let's sit South Dakota so we can, okay, a piece
of crap South Dakota's is something called cuchin I eat that.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Never heard of it? Yeah you would.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
It's German for cake and it's a It is like
a coffee cake, almost kind of fruit fruit filled tart,
like a pop tart. I guess I guess. And then

(08:23):
Indiana is sugar cream pie. Hmm, that doesn't sound sugar cream,
butter and flour. It's a custard pie basically. Yeah, I
think I'm good on that. Of all the pies you
could choose from, of all the pies, yeah, I don't
believe it. Also known as Who's Your Pie? Who's your Pie?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Who's your Pie? Who's your Pie?

Speaker 5 (08:48):
My pie?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Michigan's mac Mackinac Island fudge.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Mackinac Island fudge. I believe that, but not everyone that
lives in Michigan has ever been to Mackinaw Islands sidebar.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Huh, you mean what they do at the fair like
they do it on the marble table. No, no, it's
different now, it's not no Fudge's fudge.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
They probably bought this list, like mcana Island is a
tourist destination.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Do you think they spent money to have an influence
on a random list? Yes, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
And if you don't like fudge, you're not gonna be
eating that. That's not your dessert of toys. And you
can't get it everywhere. You have to go to Macandaw
Island to get their fudge. Not everyone in Michigan.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
No, but it's the like what the state's most like
identifiable dessert is. We didn't realize we get so heated
about it. California. I'm not buying either. A date shake.
I get it. California's hippies, Listen, dates are awesome, don't
underestimate dates. But a date shake they are great, having

(10:02):
them put up like blended up and putting cakes or
cut up and putting cook like so good, they're so sweet.
But a shake, come on, man, right? No? And I
know people are like, oh, California is a bunch of hippies.
Like eighty percent of the state is agriculture, right, which
means not hippies. I am buying it. Still hippies, but

(10:23):
just living out in the country picking apples, Yes we did. Alabama.
That was a peanut butter pie. Yeah. Iowa, Iowa. I
lived there for seventeen years, and I have no idea
what this is. Scotcher row. A scotch row sounds delicious. Yeah,

(10:48):
this says. This is why I love for anyone who
grew up in Iowa. Homemade dessert means one thing. The bar,
not like you think bar, like a type of bar.
Oh yeah, this does sound delicious. Oh okay, I have
had this. I didn't know that's what it was called
a peanut butter rice crispy treat topped with chocolate and butters.

(11:10):
I've had this. Yeah, I have never had this since
I but I had it Missouri too. Okay. I didn't
know they were called scotch rews, but it wasn't an
I don't remember being like it put up on a
pedestal or anything. It's like the thing. So would you
call him just peanut butter rice crispy tree, Yes, yes, okay, yes, yeah,

(11:30):
that doesn't sound bad at all. That sounds like a
tuesdayche and diabetes in a square. But I'm down. I
mean all of them are right, yeah right, we little
know that date shake doesn't sound too bad. Now. Missouri,
I lived there for uh maybe almost ten years, and
I never had this there. I only had it after

(11:51):
I left in Oklahoma. Was the first time I ever
had it. And that is gooey buttercake. And if you've
ever had gooey butter if you haven't had gooey butter cake,
you need to start living because it is one of
the most amazing diabetes in a pan, right, A dense

(12:12):
for that cake, typically about an inch tall, that originated
in Saint Louis, Missouri, in the thirties. Traditionally made with
wheaked cake flour, butter, sugar, and eggs and dusted with
powdered sugar. It is exactly what the description is. Yeah,
it looks goey, It is gooey, it is buttery, and
it is cake, but not gooey like the bottom of

(12:34):
an upside down pineapple upside down cake, right, more like
gooey when it comes to it's just kind of sticky dentse.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
There's variations a pumpkin, gooey buttercake, chocolate, lemon, and strawberry. Okay, Yeah,
there's even one called a gooey Louie, which is also
something Lindsay will promote at nine, I don't want to
change my name. And then Oklahoma is the one that

(13:06):
Gimpie got right at pecan Pi, which I mean, I've
had Pecompis many times. I I didn't I've never I
don't think I've had one been like the Pride of Oklahoma. Right,
Like onion burger, I've had an onion burger many too.
As dedicated to the state, right, and but a PECOMPI

(13:30):
they're all about the same. Oh no, they're not. Some
of them are different. Some have a stiffer filling, some
of them have more pecans and they're filling, you know.
But essentially it's all the same. The flavor is, but
some have that gelatine, gelatinous thing, and not very many pecans.
Listen Derby pies where it's at. Well, it's a Derby pie.

(13:52):
It's basically a pecan pie with chocolate chips in it. Oay,
and it is okay, Home run City, try that for
the holiday, dude, don't why wait? Then? You have a point.
You're an adult male. You don't have to wait. You're
the alpha. You don't have to wait Google buttercake until

(14:14):
a holiday. Right. If I can have doubled eggs on
a Sunday just because, why can't I have a pecan
pie on a Saturday just because? Yeah? Oh, lady likes
to bake that stuff. I'm gonna put in a request
put some chocolate chips in there. Yeah. I mean, there's
probably more to it, but to me, it's just a
compie with chocolate chips in it. So good? Do you

(14:38):
drizzle some like chocolate syrup on time. Sure, why the
hell not right? Yeah? Might as well? Yeah, okay, I
think I just come up with something and I don't know.
I want to excuse me. I wanted to see if
apple pie was on anything, right, because it's American, right
as American as apple pie. That would be hilarious if

(15:00):
they're in a damn state one of them where apple
pie is the favorite, because that's American? Is apple apple
cider donuts from New Hampshire. That doesn't count. It has
to be pie, has to be apple crisp in Washington.
That's not a pie. It's kind of like a deconstructed pie.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
It is pretty much same ingredients.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
It's the cooler, younger version of it. It really is
your not good enough. It's not apple pie. I agree
with that, but it is better that it is whatever.
Have you ever had it? Yes, you can give it
at the UH at the Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
No, no, no, that's not fair.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yeah, it's the same. Homemade apple crisp is not the
same as what you get at Cracker Barrel. And so
that's the people of Cracker Barrel. Listen, Cracker Barrel high five. Man.
I always love eating In July next to a rainge fire. Yeah. Absolutely,
especially after I've just bought three rocking chairs costs, played

(16:09):
a game of Checkers on a fabric rug that I
bought in your gift shop. Is the thing you could
get a kid's book, stuffed dan close clothes, and a
BB gun. Nonetheless, sling shot Apple Crisp is superior to
apple Pie in my opinion. Nonetheless, we're getting off topic.

(16:30):
Apple Pie not unlisted at all. That blows. You would
think there would be at least one Washington d C.
I know it's not a state, but still, yeah, they
always get left off these lists, right, All right, Uh,
let's see if I can Here's like Arizona blue corn
mush No way, no way as a dessert. Corn should

(16:51):
not be involved in any com of dessert at all, whatsoever.
I probably would have picked Alabama to have cornbread and cream, okay,
which is corn bread and milk, and that is an
classic old dessert, poor man, Southern dessert. Yes, now that
makes sense.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
What is this blue blue corn? You say?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Blue corn meal, water and juniper ash? Huh? Speaking of
poor dessert for real? Man, Yeah, before you go down,
I'm gonna try and save you all. Before you go
down the rabbit hole. It is a traditional dessert amongst
the Navajo, Hoppy and Pueblo Indians. Okay, well, you know,
keep your blue corn. Arkansas possum pie. I hope that

(17:35):
doesn't have real possum. Man, Why would you even emulate that?
Why would you even get close to it? It is
pekan crust, sweet cream, chocolate pudding, and whipped cream on top.
Ain't nothing on possum about it except it's brown. I
guess you just lay there. Colorado claimed peach cobbler. Okay,

(17:58):
Connecticut picked soft serve. Delaware. Delaware picked a strawberry pretzel salad.
Florida key lime pie. It's one of the only ones
that I expected to be on this list. That makes sense.
You go to Florida, there's key lime pie everywhere. Everywhere,

(18:18):
every restaurant has key lime pie and it's all mid
but they'll take it's the best. Yeah. Georgia peach soft serf. Okay,
that makes sense. George peaches. Yeah, peach cobbler, but okay,
peach soft serf. Idaho ice cream potato ew you like

(18:41):
you holler out of tater and then fill it up
full of ice cream like the tater is the cone
I usually eat the cone. I ain't eating that one.
So it's a Sunday covered in cocoa to make it
look like a potato, Okay, and then it's got a
dollop of sour cream whipped cream, and then fudge fudge

(19:07):
sauce and oreos and all that and put on top
of it. So it's a Sunday.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, it looks like a fair food with.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
A funny name. Right. Illinois pumpkin pie is Illinois the
bread basket of pumpkins. And not that I was aware, Yeah,
me neither. Uh. Kansas pepper Nuts, which is also something
on you will talk about at nine Old pepper Nuts. Hey,

(19:38):
you know remember old pepper Nuts. He was crazy fool
just hanging out with my buddy pepper Nuts tonight. Hey,
do you know where we can get some good weed? Yeah? Man,
we gotta go see pepper Nuts. I would expect somebody
named pepper Nuts to have some good weed. Yeah, the

(20:00):
person we have to make a wager on the football
game with, right, Uh, Beignet's for Louisiana. Sure that makes sense. Yeah,
we went there. We stopped through there, New Orleans on
the way back from Florida because the lady wanted a
begnet and UH couldn't find one anywhere. Of course, it

(20:20):
was also hot as balls, and we just like, let's
get somewhere and cool off, so we tried searching. Didn't
search too hard though. Massachusetts Portuguese fried dough. Okay, like
a donut. No, like, it looks more like a pancake
or crape. But it's I guess it's fried, very.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Very thin pancake.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I ain't gonna say it. No, Well, you know, how
about you just tell them it's it's you like pancakes.
It's the same thing. They're just really thin. Okay, but no,
if I say it, then everybody's going to know that.
I mean crapes. Rasca is cinnamon rolls, which I don't
consider a dessert.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
They are fantastic, they are, and you feel like you're
I feel like I'm eating a dessert when I eat one.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
For breakfasts chilly.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
On top of that, they're so sweet.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, but so were pancakes and French toast and cereal
and many other breakfast items. Uh nevada basque cake or
bosque cake. I guess, I don't know. We did these
cider donuts. Uh, soap Pias and New Mexico okay, Uh,

(21:36):
Babka in New York. I've had that New York. It's okay.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (21:40):
It's just like a bread, sweet bread, not sweetbread. Yeah,
not that sweetbread. North Carolina cherry wine float okay. Ohio
buckeye Okay, okay, buckeyees are mid two. I don't consider
those to be very good. Pennsylvania banana split, Okay, that's boring.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Uh. Tennessee moon pie okay with the Narsi cola. All right,
damn h okay, you mean you're eating wrapped foods like
Tennessee man, come.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
On stopping at the growth of the gas station.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Piggy Wiggly Texas is trey leches. That's good stuff. I
think so too. There's bad ones, but yeah. Uh. And
then d C was halva what what the halva?

Speaker 9 (22:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (22:34):
It is Uh.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I'm trying to look here it is. It looks like
it is a something chocolate hazel nut ish. I don't
even know. It looks like a schmorsh schmish morshin. It says,
here's that hal of a cake, A delightful dessert with
roots in the Middle East and the Mediterranean. Halva cake
is a popular reserite enjoyed by various cultures. And tell
me what's in it. That's what I'm saying, all right,

(23:00):
West Virginia vinegar pie, ew, I hear you. But sour
cream pie is amazing. Yeah, sour cream's good. I can
eat sour cream out of the tub. I'm not chugging
vinegar that I'm just saying. I was apprehensive the first
time I had sour cream pie, and then I realized
it isn't savory, right, And I imagine this wouldn't be

(23:22):
either Ben Beaver once on mind, sorry, buffery. I would
imagine vinegar pie is also the same thing. It's like
mince meat pie. Mince meat pie doesn't have meat in it, right, right,
But sour cream, you know, the it's not one. It's
not that sour and the creaminess. I can see how
that would go into a dessert. The vinegar is just vinegar.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
It's a custard pie, and the vinegar provides just a
tangy flavor similar to Nope, you wouldn't like it, similar
to lemon or key lime pie.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
I don't want to eat a pie that tastes like
I wouldn't know what they taste like, but good for you.
And then Wyoming, I'm getting last Cowboy cookies. Oh man,
all right, I mean you had me at cookies. But
by the way, chocolate chip cookies not on this list
at all. Yeah, no other cookies, just this one.

Speaker 9 (24:18):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
And it is basically cons chocolate chips coconut flakes as
a cookie. Aren't those called Samoa's?

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (24:27):
It's I guess I don't know why they're called cowboy
I thought that was the samoa cookie from the Girls Scouts.
That's exactly what that is. That's caramel and chocolate. Yeah, okay, Well,
which is the one with the coconut on it? One? Yeah,
that's samoa but it's chocolate and caramel. Got yeah, yeah,
glad we got through that. Tickets to Rockahoma for gabs. Listen,
we're giving away beer. What did you get in trouble

(24:49):
for most in high school? I'm sorry in school a case?
Keystone light could be yours? Bmmss and what that is
to eight two, nine, four five. We'll be back the
Big Med Morning Show right now. We got news cookies.
These are stories you may have missed in the news,
but we cover them here and on Fridays we do
just the headlines.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
It's time for news quakies, world news, local news, and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Gimbi and Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from
the Big Men Morning Showing ninety seven five.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Florida mom charged with animal and child neglect after leaving
her child home alone with seven dogs while she vacations
in Vegas.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Like the longest headline ever for real. But the dogs
were protecting uh and there were seven of them.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Great babysitters.

Speaker 10 (25:36):
Right.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
A woman lights man's front door on fire over seven dollars. Hey, dang,
you disrespect me.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Rich better have my money.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
I'll see your lighting door on fire and raise you
a monument. France arrest man who lit cigarette from unknown
soldier's memorial flame. My god, you can't do that. Hold
on you gotta like no, I'm out. I see one.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Tells the police catch suspect after two chases with the
lime green Honda CIVIEK.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
What's the weird part of that? It's a lime green
Look at the rolling lime China says it has stealth
killer wolf robots. I mean the dog robots are pretty scary.
What would be that the difference between that and the
wolf ones. Well, wolves are bigger than regular dogs, so

(26:35):
I think that's got it going on there, and they're stealthy.
So instead of I guess here and a client client
client cliink clank, I've made them quieter. Sixty pounds of
butter recalled over label omitting milk from the ingredients. That
is pretty common knowledge that butter's made for milk. I

(26:58):
feel like, yeah, we would know that.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Mom accused of stomping girls seven to death like an
aunt for spilling cereal may face ultimate penalty.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Good. Yeah, what is the ultimate penalty? Though? Is she
getting the death penalty? Because for me, that's the ultimate penalty. Yeah,
I know, but she'll probably just get life in prison
twenty five years. Maybe. Daycare worker accused of forcing two
children to fight. Go hit him, hit him, Tommy, come on,

(27:34):
hold me. A pussy young woman with twenty six iPhones
glued to her body dies in bizarre circumstances. Man, people
do anything for likes now, I mean, she had twenty
six phones glued to her. What's the next bizarre circumstance?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Florida Casino gambler hits three hundred and eighty nine jackpots
in one day.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Cheating. He's cheating has to be, has to be at least,
you know, that's what the casino is thinking. Any more,
or an air, there could be an air on the
other side then and then all of those winnings are negated.
Now if that's the case and he didn't win, yeah,
you win that much, they pause, and they have the
right to pause and go we're gonna investigate this. I

(28:20):
love this headline. I think it's a brilliant way to
take care of business. Farmer removes squatters with sprayed manure.
I know the story. It's in France and there's gypsies,
which that's a real cultural thing of people that move around,
and they've kind of made a camp on this farm
land and the farm they the authorities are like, there's

(28:42):
not much we can do private property, like all these things, right,
and so the farmer's like, okay, So they take their
John deears and they attach clearly not designed to go
with it, but they figured it out and they run
through like all over the place, just spraying manure. The
gypsies run on top of the jump, on top of
the the tractors trying to stop them, and they, you know,

(29:04):
they shake them off. It's amazing, it's amazing sounds. Uh
Man dies after being run over by train sent to
look for him. Oh man, I'm here, I am away. Whoops.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
COR's Light launches chill deodorant you can store in your fridge.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Can't you do that with your regular deodorant?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
I don't know. I would think it would dry it out.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
And does this deodorant smell like Core's Light. If that's
the case, I don't think I want to wear it
because I don't need Officer Jones. You smell like you've
been drinking. It's it's my armpits only smells mountain fresh. Right, dunch, dunch,
dut try that again. Dutch company launches first ever nine

(29:50):
volt battery flavored tortilla chips. Okay, if you've ever done
the battery test on your tongue, there is a distinct Yeah,
like a metallia yeah aluminum. Yeah, yeah, I'll know about
having it in a bag of chips. But maybe some
people like that sort of thing. New Ohio bill would
create state registry of applicants who skip job interviews. Why

(30:15):
why is that really a priority. Apparently, I don't think so.
Last one Lindsay.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Smoky the Bear helps arrest Florida man accused of stealing
and reselling mascots signs.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Right, I'm gonna stand up for my people. Bakery owner
stabbed over eggplants, served four years ago. Talk about holding
a grudge, man, It's a pretty amazing story. By the way,
eggplant sandwich ew yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Last one for me world's oldest baby born freaking a Friday?
What did you get in trouble for most in school?
A case of Keystone light could be yours? BMMS and
what that is to eight two nine four five. If
you're listening to the Big Man more giving away beer
for freaking a Friday, we want to know from you,
what did you get in trouble for the most in school? Bmms?

(31:11):
And what that is to eight two nine four five?
Get you on the phone. You're gonna get a case
of Keystone lights on the line right now? Is Tyler? Hey? Tyler?

Speaker 9 (31:19):
How are you?

Speaker 11 (31:21):
I'm good?

Speaker 7 (31:21):
How are you good?

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Man? Tyler? What did you get in trouble for the
most in school?

Speaker 9 (31:26):
Reading books?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Huh? That feels like exactly what you're supposed.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
To do, right Uh, well, it was to the point
because I'm kind of a bookworm and always have been.

Speaker 12 (31:37):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
It got to the point by my senior year in
high school that I actually got suspended for willful disobedience
because I would just I wouldn't pay attention to anything
in class. I would just sit there and read books.
They would try and ask me questions and talk to me.
I got sent to the principal's office all the time.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
And my yeah, Like my senior year of high school,
I read a six hundred page in novel every single
day of the year. Wow.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
What were your grades like?

Speaker 7 (32:03):
Not very well?

Speaker 10 (32:05):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense that they want you
to pay attention in class. I wish they just would
have channeled your energy a little bit better instead of
punishing you for reading.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
Same here. But it's all right, it all worked out.
I ended up going into the construction field and I
make decent money.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Did you do you still read today?

Speaker 7 (32:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (32:25):
How many books do it keeps you? How many books
do you keep your imagine?

Speaker 7 (32:29):
I'm sorry, that's.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
All right, brother. How many books do you read a month?

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Right now? About four? I don't have enough time anymore
with work?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Okay, do you stay in a certain genre.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
Yeah, like fantasy, crime, drama, a lot of like Harlan
Cob and John Grisham that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
I love him right on? All right? You are you
in any book clubs? Oh? That's good.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
No, I am not. Do you do hermit?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Do you do heavy duty construction in your residential or.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
A heavy duty I'm an ironworker welder.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Okay. So when you guys are taking your breaks, do
you take off your your leather and stuff and go? Guys,
let me tell you about this book I'm reading.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
I think that No, because I absolutely think I'm pretty
nerdy about it. I don't want to scare the.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
Guys will get beat up at work, understand right, all right,
go ahead, give me tell him exactly what he's going
to get being such a naughty boy.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Jeff paid off instead of a spanking, You're going to
get a case of Keystone light. Ac to you, Colvin,
hang on the line, so gimp you can get your
infoman and have a fantastic weekend. Thank you, buddy, Cla.
It's Friday. That means we're giving away beer, you know it.
What did you get in trouble for most in School BMMS?
And what that is to eight two, nine, four five.

(33:51):
Drew has been waiting. Hey Drew, how are you? I'm
doing well, good man, Drew. What did you get in
trouble for most in school?

Speaker 9 (34:00):
Eighth grade? I almost killed my teacher?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah, definitely put you in the year a douchebag category.
What what did you do that almost killed him?

Speaker 9 (34:11):
I had, for some reason a ball bearing with me
that day, pout of a three quarter inch steel ball bearing,
and the teacher always drank Arci Cola out of a
little styrofoam cup, and he had about a half a
cup of RC left, and I thought it would be
funny to put the ball bearing in there. Well, he
chugged it right down and started choking to death. So

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I had jumped up, ran up there, gave him the
Heimlich maneuver, and he didn't spit it out. He swallowed it.
So everybody thinks I'm this big hero, fine, wonderful. Next
morning I get called into the principal's office and he's
standing there with the ball bearing in his hand. He
had gone to the hospital and had his stomach pumped. Then,

(34:56):
how did you somebody ratted me out?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
How did you put it in the like? How did
you get access to his royal cola?

Speaker 9 (35:03):
He would he just keep his cup on his desk,
and I just walked by and dropped it in there.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
And what did you think was going to happen?

Speaker 9 (35:11):
I thought he would say. I thought he would get
in his mouth. It's three quarters of minutes big, it's
solid steel. I thought he would take a drink and
be like, who the hell did this? You know? But
it didn't turn out that way.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Have you since dropped anything in anybody else's drink? Ever?

Speaker 9 (35:31):
Aware of?

Speaker 11 (35:32):
Not out there?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
So you you kind of thought you were like pulling
attack on a chair type rank.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
Sure, absolutely, Yeah. I thought it would be funny. I
thought he would get a kick out of it. And
you thought he.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Would get a kick out of having a steel ball
bearing in his mouth.

Speaker 9 (35:49):
I thought the other students would.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Okay, that makes more sense, that makes more sense.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Young his brain was fully developed.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yeah, yes, totally freedom.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
But the next the next year, in ninth grade, he
had a heart attack in class and I had to
give him CPR until the ambulance got there. Oh wow,
you saved his life twice twice, one intentionally and one unintentionally.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
He only gets credit for one of them.

Speaker 9 (36:17):
I don't know, right, well, I had I had to
make up for the other one.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I guess if you stabbed someone and then mend them up,
you don't you don't get an award that canceled.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
How did you know? How did you know the heimlicking
maneuver at that age?

Speaker 9 (36:33):
Oh? I don't know. I'd taken CPR classes and you know,
done done things like that, So I just I just
knew how to do it.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
When you when you gave him CPR after you had
a heart attack, how much time went by from when
he started and fell over and you getting up and
walking over there.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
Pretty quick? Because it was actually this was at a
Christian school and he was wearing a tie, so I
loosened his tie and his face was turning purple, and
I was doing chest compressions and the pee teacher was
doing the mouth the mouth part. But the odd, the
scary part of all that was he kept saying, what's
that light? What's that light? Like he was seeing a

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light that because he was dying. So that was that
was pretty trippy.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
It's impressive he could talk as he was having a
heart attack. Uh yeah, give me go ahead and tell
him exactly what he's gonna get commn always got in
trouble for arguing with the teachers. You know him all
he's gotta be right. Here's a case of refreshing keystone light.
Back to you guys. Quick question for you, Drew. Have

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you ever had to do CPR and anyone else?

Speaker 9 (37:45):
Four times?

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Four times? Yeah? You may be bad luck? What are
the other three?

Speaker 9 (37:52):
An old lady in the airport fell down. She would
just walk and she fell down, had a heart attack.
A guy I just happened to be sitting and waiting
for my wife to come out of work, and I
saw a guy going out of his out of his
office to his car and he had a heart attack.
And then my neighbor had a heart attack, and then
of course my teacher.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
So was it common practice as you're breaking their sternham
for them to talk to you?

Speaker 9 (38:19):
The only the only one who's stern of I broke.
He was already dead when he hit the ground, So
that one, that one didn't count.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Likely story, Yeah, how many people have you done CPR?
On Lindsay m.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
My little cousin was king on a great did the
whole like, hey watch this and they threw it up
in the air and he choked on it and I
did the Heimlich.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Okay, that wasn't the question. How many people have you
done CPR on?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Zero?

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Gimp? How many people have you done CPR on? Yeah,
there was that one that never happened. Yeah, I've never
done CPR on anyone. I don't even think I've been
in a situation where I should. No, nor have I
wild man, all right, thanks for hang onl so get
me get your Infokay.

Speaker 9 (39:03):
We'll do Thanks, all right, buddy.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
See you later. Man, Let's see what's in gimpees four
by four where Commines says here that Commerce Department has
been directed to work on a new census. The President
made the announcement with a post on truth Social and
also noted that people who are in the country illegally
will not be counted the census. She looked over here
at the Mexican behind me when I said that, Sorry, Oscar,

(39:27):
You're not gonna get counted anyway. The census is used
to determine congressional representation, among other things. According to the
president's post, the new census will be based on modern
day facts, figures, and information gained from the presidential election
of twenty twenty four of the US conducts a census
every decade, as required by the Constitution, and another is

(39:49):
scheduled for twenty thirty. It says here the US doubles
the reward for the arrest of Venezuelan leader. US officials
are doubling the reward for information that leads to the
arrest of Venezuela's president. Ag Pam Bondi Palmbandy whatever has
announced it like that batter day right. She's announced a

(40:10):
fifty million dollar reward for anyone that can assist in
the arrest of Nicholas Maduro. Bondi is accusing the Venezuelan
leader of being a narco trafficker. It says that he's
been directly linked to drug smuggling. Marduro's government has denied
similar claims in the past. What else we got here?
Ultra Processed foods are saturating the American diet for your

(40:34):
no Dune news of the day. According to the first
of its kind CDC report, about sixty two percent of
kids and teens daily calories come from ultra processed foods,
compared with fifty three percent for adults. Now, researchers found
the top source of ultra processed foods was sandwiches such
as burgers, hot dogs settles that argument right there, and

(40:59):
peanut and jelly, which is followed by baked goods, salty snacks,
and sugary drinks. The report was found that adults with
higher incomes tend to eat fewer ultra processed foods. And
then lastly here Tulsa Air and Space Museum seeks donor
to restore legendary A ten Thunderbolt to Warthog. The Tulls

(41:19):
Air and Space Museum said the iconic aircraft will be
restored and permanently displayed at the entrance to the museum
with an inscription honoring its pilots, Colonel Kenneth Kraabe. It
will be displayed later this year or early twenty twenty six.
The museum is looking for donors to help pay for
the aircraft's restores.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
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Choose Good Morning, Gimbee Weaver, good Monicle. I mean, hey,
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You're gonna be a B and B Liquors and broken
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This is where we chock each other and if we

(42:33):
get a question wrong and we've provided the questions, sometimes
you get your own question, sometimes you don't. Sometimes you
don't remember your own question, so you could get shocked.
I went last last time, so I'm picking the first
person that's gonna go, and that is me. All right.
Don't you love it when you pull yourself? Yes, so,
Lindsay and I will get the strapped on while I'm

(42:56):
doing that. If you want to try and win beer
for freaking a Friday. All you know do is send
us a text to answer the question, Uh, what did
you get in trouble for in school? Bmms and what
that is to eight two nine four five. If we
get you on the air, you're gonna get a case
of Keystone Light BMMS and whatever that is to eight
two nine four five. Strapped in ready to go. You

(43:21):
gotta push the right button, don't push the wrong hammer
in the middle button. Nothing's happening like yeah, uh all right,
Uh gimbey's got the questions. I'm ready, all right, Corbyn.
Question number one, what crystal clear spirit often made from
grains or potatoes is the go to for countless mixers?

Speaker 8 (43:40):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Vodka? Final answer? All right, pretty quickly on that one.
What crystal clear spirit, often made from grains or taters
is the go to spirit of countless mixers? You said vodka?
The answer is vodka like Western Sun? What up? Ran?
Still cheap af and good? Yeah, I haven't had it
in a while. Though. I used to get down on

(44:01):
the flavored ones like blueberries and watermelonsberrye. It got to
a point to where you know, the flavoring taste real
chemically to me. So I'm like, well, I'm gonna lay
off of the flavored ones, but the straight clear yes
can go wrong. Question number two, Corbyn, you're ready? Yes,
a giraffe, boy, A giraffe has the same number of

(44:24):
neck vertebrate as a human, which is how many? A
giraffe has the same number of neck vertebrate as a human,
which is how many? Is it common knowledge that people
know how many vertebrates they have? I mean, we can't
ask him because he's seen the answer. I'm guessing that's

(44:45):
your question. It could be.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Here's my guess on that if you go to maybe
a chiropractor and maybe you're getting X rays.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Okay, and then you can see it and kN but
just off the top of your.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Head, yeah, off the top of your head, I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
All right, Cormin, A draft has the same number of
neck vertebrate as a human, which is how many? I
find that bizarre because drafts necks are so long, right,
So my first answer was thirty two, okay, And so
I took a piece of paper and I made marks

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and just to kind of get a visual representation, fifteen
already looks like a lot right now. I granted it's
not to scale or any of those things. Sure, but
thirty two does not feel accurate anymore. Okay, I'm gonna
go with seventeen. Final answer, Okay, a draft has the

(45:50):
same number of neck vertebrate as a human. Which is
how many? You said seventeen? The answer is seven. I
know no team behind it, so just so you know
seven seven, Yeah, I'm worked there with you. I guess
draft have big old vertebras, which would make that. I

(46:14):
wasn't even thinking about a draft. I was thinking about
a human like so one, two, three, four or five, okay,
And it's just from the next the base of the
head right there to the yeah, to the base of
the you know, yeah, seven? All right, last one here, Gorman, Well,
I was right, it wasn't thirty two. All right? You ready? Yeah,

(46:36):
all right? Question number three, what is the name of
the fictional town where the series Stranger Things is set? Oh?
What is the name of the fictional town where the
series Stranger Things is set? Is it your question? Lindsay?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Maybe could be.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Pineville, Strangeville. Those are not accurate, obviously, don't make can't fit.
You're moving your head a lot. You like you made
to no sign. I don't know the answer to this,
so I'm just going to say a town name that

(47:23):
I know is from entertainment, and so I'm gonna say Pinesville.
All right, I didn't know that. Stranger Things and Back
to the Future we're set in the same area. Anyway,
What is the name of the fictional town where the
series Stranger Things is set? You said Pinesville. The answer

(47:45):
is Hawkins true. Yeah, yeah, it's one of those you
said it and you go, oh, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah.
I never kept up with a series enough to remember that,
so I would have gotten shocked at Yeah, so I
was waiting. Did you forget you had to do it?

Speaker 3 (48:03):
No, I think you need to hit it with my
nail instead of my fingertip, So it really presses I.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Always use the fingertip, never using nails, Lindsay, I've learned
that in my time.

Speaker 11 (48:12):
Never the tip.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
I didn't put. I put mine back in there. So yeah,
next is Lindsay, all right, all right, all right, all right,
so that oh you need this? Yeah, And I'll give
you the questions and then I'll give her the shock
or while uh she's getting already. We want to know
what did you get in trouble for most in school?
A case of Keystone light BMMS and what that is

(48:37):
to eight two nine four five?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Oh, yep, it's working.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Okay, I almost forgot which button to push? All right,
Taser time trivia Lindsay's turn way, this works. She We're
gonna ask some questions. She gets it wrong, she gets shocked.
Question one, this says, which planet is known as the
red planet?

Speaker 3 (49:02):
The red planet? I believe that would be Mars? Is
the red planet?

Speaker 9 (49:08):
Mars?

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Finally, answer, which planet is known as the red planet?
You said Mars? Correct answer is Mars? Easy? Yea easy?
You got this girl? Easy peasy? How many vertebrates we're
in a short tail?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Oh God?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Which sophisticated cocktail mixes rye whiskey, sweet vermuth and a
dash of bitters for a timeless taste? Which sophisticated cocktail
mixes rye whiskey, sweet vermuth and a dash of bitters
for a timeless taste?

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I believe that is an old fashion.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Final answer, Which sophisticated cocktail mixes rye whiskey, sweet vermoth
and a dash of bitters for a timeless taste? You said,
old fashion. The correct answer is Manhattan. Oh man. Yeah,
old fashion is like two ingredients, sugar and or bitters.

(50:08):
Sometimes sometimes is it working? Well, welcome to sun, bitch,
ain't working. Oh, this is a bunch of goddamn hooey.
What the what the what's going on there? I'll let
you figure it out. So see where it's a zero,
uh huh. That means that it's God needs to be
cranked up. Crank it up to eleven. So now, Lindsey, yeah, yeah,

(50:32):
all right. Third question, Okay, that's what that does. Which
classy cocktail served in a sleek Martini glass combines vodka,
coffee liqueur, and a creamy touch for that smooth finish?
Which classy cocktail served in a sleek Martini glass combines vodka,

(50:54):
coffee liqueur, and a creamy touch for a sweet I'm
sorry for that smooth finish.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I am not a Martini drinker, but vodka goes in Martini's.
I mean there can be gin martini's. I'm sure espresso,
I believe would be an espresso Martini Espresso Martini. I'm
it's a total guess, but that's gonna be my final answer.

(51:25):
Coffee you said, say it again.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Which classy cocktail served in a sleek Martini glass combines vodka,
coffee liqueur, and a creamy touch for that smooth finish.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Yeah, coffee LaCour liqueur. I'm gonna say espresso Martini, just
based on what it would look like. And yeah, espresso Martini.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Final answer, Which classy cocktail served in a sleek Martini
glass combines vodka, coffee liquor, and a creamy touch for
that smooth finish. You said espresso Martini. Correct answer is
white Russian? Yeah, the doodovides. What's a creamy touch? That's

(52:06):
where you put milk in there. Oh, that's how you
get to white Russian. It's got the cream in it.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Oh the hell serves him in a Martini glass.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Uh, fancy people, a sleek Martini.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Glass, sleek known as a rocks glass. I've never seen
a white Russian served in a market.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Well, then maybe you haven't had one. What did you
get in trouble? For most in school? A case of
Keystone light bmmss and what that is to eight two, nine,
four five could be yours if you tell us what
that is and we get you on the air. What
did you get in trouble for most in school, A
case of Keystone light BMMS and what that is to
eight two, nine, four, five, we'll be back. Rush four

(52:44):
of the Big Mad Morning Show. Is that Gimpy's about
ready to go, and so he is all set. Lindsay's
gonna ask the questions. Here's question one, Gimpy, Yes.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
What two major League Baseball teams have no letters in
their logo?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Which two major League Baseball teams have no letters in
their logo? The Toronto Blue Jays is the first one
that comes to mind, because I think it's just the

(53:27):
head of the blue Jay bird that's in their logo.
And the second one that comes to mind, by the way,
kudos for you for one it's Canadian and two it's baseball,
and you knew that. Why the hell are they in
our American baseball? That's besides, I've always wondered dad Toronto Blues,
but they ain't even anyway. So the Blue Jays is

(53:50):
the first one that comes to mind. And then the
second one is the Detroit Tigers. That one is little
I'm not quite sure because I think it's just the Tiger.
I can't remember if it says Detroit in there is
a DT. And here's the fun thing, right, because logos

(54:13):
have changed so many times throughout the years, right, and
I'm assuming that this question is looking for like current
baseball team logos. I don't know much about the well
I know the sport, but you know the logos, but
just the ones that are flashing in my head right now,

(54:35):
like Saint Louis, right, the Cardinals, Well, they have a
picture of a cardinal. But it's also it's like sl
or something like that. I don't know. I'm just going
to go with my first answers, and I'm going to
say the Toronto Blue Jays and the Detroit Tigers.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Final answer, what two major League baseball teams have no
letters in they're a logo logo? You say the Blue
Jays and the Detroit Tigers. The correct answer is the
Blue Jays and the Red Sox.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Ain't does something because it's just a pair of socks. Ah, bitch, mother, Okay, okay,
Red So well, I got right, You're close. I got that.
I think I broke my hand, all right.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Number question two, what is the largest desert in the world.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
That's a good one because this is a fun one,
all right, So you got the Majave. That's a pretty
popular desert. You got Sahara, that's another popular desert. But
there's the one that's often for god about because it's

(56:02):
a it's a desolate tundra, and that would be Antarctica.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Final answer, what is the largest desert in the world?
You say Antarctica, and the correct answer is the Antarctica.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
To give. That's awesome because she started to say it,
I was like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Thank you all right? Question number three?

Speaker 4 (56:35):
By the way, how many times were we gonna get
that question in this game?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Let's see? Oh finally, what's the zesty drink served in
a highball glass with whiskey, fiery ginger beer and a
squeeze of lime.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Whiskey, ginger beer and a twist of lime.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
A squeeze of lime.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
These this feels like your wheelhouse. You love ginger beer,
you love mules, Yeah, you like the brown water. Yeah.
Typically when it comes to anything made with ginger beer,
that's going to be a mule, right, and then then
that's where the squeeze of lime, as she puts it,
comes into play. There's so many different mules out there.

(57:29):
Your traditional mule is vodka and ginger beer and a
squeeze of lime with the whiskey. I've had them before,
I've made them before. I don't know if there's a
name for it. I'm just gonna call it a a

(57:52):
Kentucky mule. That makes sense because whiskey a lot of
it comes from. You know, it's known to Tennessee and Kentucky.
And I'm probably gonna get shocked. I'm just gonna go
with Kentucky mule.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Final answer, what's the zesty drink served in a highball
glass with whiskey, fiery ginger beer and a squeeze of lime.
You say Kentucky mule? And the correct answer is Moscow mule,
which is absolutely wrong. But but yeah, it's on the paper.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Well, she was, we went to break. She was adamant
that the white Russian was wrong. Right, But as I
said to her, maybe you make it wrong. Maybe mule
covers any of those that's mixed with ginger beer and lime,
right right, I don't know, and I think that's what
the mule does. But and the moscow is simply because
it's vodka.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Yes, a Moscow mule is vodka, not whiskey.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
That's where you get the moscow because Russia. But yeah,
I'm just saying that, like it's more about like it's
on the thing. Who knows.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Yeah, and a high bottle. Ass, Come on, you serve
it in a copper cup. A mule should be in
a copper cup.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Yeah, you put it in a contamp plastic cup. Put
it in a red solo cup. Just don't put it
in styrofoam. That's key. Yeah. This this says whiskey, ginger beer,
and lime making Irish mule, Irish whiskey ginger cocktail. It's
a variation of the classic Moscow mule. Okay, so it's

(59:21):
kind of like you're in the family, right you just step.
Yeah they're good though. Like I said, I've made them before.
I just didn't know that it had a name for it.
Oh you've done it with the whisky because I liked
the whiskey and I had some ginger beer there and
I was like, what happens if I make this together
instead of using UK And I was like, okay, cool,
I didn't somebody beat me to it a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
I guess chicken beer And okay, see makes a blueberry
ginger one, a blueberry jlapeno mule. Oh my, gosh, is
it fire? It's amazing?

Speaker 4 (59:55):
All right, my turn. So I've had a really good one.
All right, listen, we're giving away beer. What did you
get in trouble for most in school? Bmms? And what
that is to eight two nine four five case of
keystone light? Could be yours will do that when we
come back more of a Big Man Morning Show? Is that, Tody?
What did you get in trouble for the most in school?

Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
So? I got in trouble a lot because my parents
had their own system where every day was.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Make sure you don't swear for me? So your parents
your parents had a report card?

Speaker 10 (01:00:36):
Yeah, basically they would go online every day to look
at my grades.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Okay, and yeah, and so you didn't do good and
you were Were you a good student?

Speaker 10 (01:00:49):
Yeah? I graduated eight ab honor roll, like a three
point seven GPA or something.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Do you think you only did all that because they
were so hard on you for it?

Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:01:06):
All I know is it was three years of it,
and then senior year the teachers relaxed and actually started
uploading stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
But yeah, what was it if you got punished or
got in trouble?

Speaker 10 (01:01:22):
What was the punishment a phone, taking away computer, pretty
much everything, just and my only entertainment was, you know,
going out in the woods and trying to find something
to do.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Like what would you do in the woods? Cody?

Speaker 10 (01:01:43):
Oh, kind of a I was into the whole survivalist thing,
so I'd go out with my kid and my knife,
and I'd build shelter, build fire, make weapons, all that
sort of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Would you say the maddest you've ever been at your
parents was during that time?

Speaker 10 (01:02:00):
Window No, I'm still pretty bad at him. Well, it
was my dad and my dad's knew baby mama that
I was living with at the time, and I will
hate that woman to the day I die.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Why did she touch you inappropriately? No?

Speaker 10 (01:02:23):
Three years of the hell and whenever anytime she felt
like it. It was just whatever punishment she felt like
doing for whatever she felt like I was doing wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Have you ever yelled the phrase You're not my mom?

Speaker 10 (01:02:40):
No? I never went that. Well it was I was
probably depressed during that time, so it was just kind
of go with it through high school and then i'd
be out of there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
She she always treated you like a step child, right,
an unwanted.

Speaker 10 (01:02:55):
Pretty much? Well, I'm pretty sure it was just that
obs dessively controlling nature. That oh I was within arms
reach so she could do whatever she wanted, and my
dad didn't do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
How about it, wild Man? All right, Gimpy, go ahead
and tell him exactly what he's gonna get. You know,
when you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Start smoking weed at six in the morning and it's
hard to stay away here in class, You who might
pass out after this case?

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Keys don't like back to you, Corbyn, Cody, hang on
the line so Gimpie can get your info. Thanks for
sharing all that with us, man, and have a great weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Hey, Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. Happy twenty fourth
porn star birthday to Akira Drago see this morning Russian
in millennials, enjoy it kinky hot times in bed and
I must break you. She shares no relation to Ivan
Drago from the Rocky movies.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
Good morning, Gimpie, Good morning Corbin. So you remember earlier
this morning I told you about the iHeartRadio app and
how we have the talk back feature, and we had
two of them I was really proud of, and one
of them was nice, and I told you there was
one that was not so nice. Right you ready for
the not so nice one? Yeah, yeah, here you go.

Speaker 12 (01:04:13):
Look, I don't know what the idea was of putting
two juvenile delinquents and a woman on the morning show,
but we're not fifteen years old. We want to hear
potty jokes. When you get a real DJ, i'll turn
back on your station until then.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
See you. Thanks for announcing your departure delta. Yeah that's awesome.
I'm fifty and I want to hear those jokes. Well, yeah, oh,
she's just angry. She probably hadn't gotten laid in a while.
I love that. That's the old go too willingly. Anything

(01:04:47):
you want to talk about, bring up something new, go
back to something. It's your chance to own the show.
I'm going to start off because this story is so
wild about the Tulsa Area Emergency Management director, oh my,
that has been arrested on allegations of child pornography. The
story of what he had is wild. You've heard me

(01:05:09):
say before, I don't trust nobody you can and just
because you are in a position of authority don't make
you safe. It is wild to me that people just
put their guard down for people of authority. Yeah, there
was like what three this week, just this week locally
that caught pop. There was the wrestling coach, right, yeah,

(01:05:32):
of course there was the pastor we talked about yesterday. Yeah,
this guy, Yeah, turn it down. Okay. I was like,
and the things they found on his phone and what
he was being active in is it's crazy. He he
was even doing pictures inside the Tulsa Emergency Management office

(01:05:58):
and he was taking pictures. Yeah, a video of him
like acting like taking his shirt off, and and I
swear I was watching the newscast last night. It's this
is what it sounded like, the reporter said, and he
quickly stopped himself and then corrected it, and he said, authority,
I'm paraphrasing. Authorities found videos on the phone of of

(01:06:23):
young children being raped sexually assaulted. And you're like, yeah,
funny how that word changes that that that feeling again, right,
sexual assault or assault sexually assaulting. It doesn't sound as
rough right or as as jarring, but you put rape

(01:06:44):
in there. Oh yeah, You're like you and his family, right,
did they know? Did they not know? Did he have kids?
Like all these things? You're oh, my gosh, just world
turned up side down. Police go in and raid his
house at six am, And it was a nice neighborhood. Dude. Yeah,

(01:07:05):
that's what I'm saying. These people walk amongst us, wother
we didn't know anything before? Yeah, yeah, because they're predators.
Predators lie and wait. They wait for the moment to strike.
Think of the jaguar and the tall grass. He's waiting
two pounds. I don't trust our or no at all.

(01:07:26):
You know, you can't, you can't anymore. It gets me
so worked up. He apparently was using the kick app.
That's how they were trading pictures. I don't know of
this app, okay, but if you have that app on
your phone, should I be suspicious of you? A lot
of people use the WhatsApp, right, that's another one that
if you're using that, should I be suspicious of you?

Speaker 9 (01:07:45):
I would?

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Well, Corbyn, it's it's for encryption of messages. Are you
dealing an espionage right? Why do you need your simple
text messages?

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
I use the What's App simply, Uh huh No, that's
the only way I can communicate with most of his
mom and get talk to her.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Okay, international, sure, that makes sense, that makes sense. Snapchat's
good for that too, Lindsay, just so you know. Yeah,
the person Lindsay's referencing is her foreign exchange student that
is living with her. Yeah, it is wild to me
the amount of people that put their guard down or
even if like, I'm not even talking about the victims.

(01:08:24):
I'm just talking about trusting people, right. Yeah. Uh, would
you rather hold on? I got to word this strigging.
Would you rather mistake a fart for something else or
vomit when you hear any phone ring? I think that's

(01:08:47):
a pretty simple question.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Yeah, mistake of fart for something else, because every time
I vomit, I cry and I don't Vomiting makes your
throat burn and I don't like that feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
At Ah, gim me, that is not where I thought
you were gonna go with that one. I would totally
take vomit over mistaking afart for something else anytime a
phone rings, any phone rings, because if you mistake a
part for something else, that literally sticks with you for
the rest of the day until you go change the vomiting.

(01:09:21):
There's less chance of it getting on myself on my clothes.
I'm pretty good about finding a trash can, toilet bucket,
something somewhere you know it's a puke in, just to
keep everything contained. Very rarely does it end up on
my clothes and I've got to carry that smell of
vomit with me for the rest of the day. If
you mistake a part for something else, that's coming with

(01:09:42):
you for the rest of the day, whether you like
it or not.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
I would just keep my phone on.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
I'm silent, but it's any phone. It's not just your phone.
Any phone. Let's say you're in the doctor's office. Yeah,
you're not gonna take a job at an inbound call center.

Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
Truth.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
I I see the appeal of mistaking a fart, and
I agree it would It would lurk for a while
unless I just if I had this problem, I'd just
wear diapers. Yeah right, yeah, and so it wouldn't be
as bad vomiting. I agree it burns. I agree with

(01:10:22):
what Gimbi said, It's not as bad, but it does
destroy your esophagus and your teeth, right so yeah, So
I feel like mistaking a fart is a better choice
for the long haul. And you all can smell like
this all day, not me? Uh? Would you? What is

(01:10:44):
the proper response to someone having physically assaulted your significant
other and you weren't there to witness it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Lindsay you're not there to witness it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
And you weren't there to witness it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
I mean, I don't know, Like, if someone physically assaults
my husband, I feel like my husband.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
You'd be screwed because they would have to be like
a giant.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Yeah, like I feel like you can take care of
himself and he would.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Yeah, but that's not the question. You can't.

Speaker 6 (01:11:24):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Uh, that person better look out watches back. Yeah, yeah,
they better watch their.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Back because of why because.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
There's there's gonna be repercussions.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
And what are those repercussions? I think that's what the
question is.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Like, I don't know. I guess I'll call the police.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Okay, gimbi, Yes, hello, nine one one, I would like
to report. Yes, yes, I was thinking I was hoping
you would say that you and I have had conversations
of situations we know about where something's happened, and you're like,
why would you not call the police? Exactly? Well, I'm
gonna go take matters into my own hands. Yeah, you're

(01:12:10):
gonna get yourself in more trouble that way. I'm about
a point in my life that I'm I'm good on
not getting in any kind of trouble with the law
or anything for that fact. So yes, oh police, I
get enough. And I saw this was on landman this quote.
My life is chaos with pauses of enjoyment. Okay, right,

(01:12:37):
So why would I add? Right, I'm doing adding pretty
well on my own. You call the police if someone
was assaulted, and if the police have already been called,
then what are you gonna do? Go assault them and
go to jail too? Exactly what are you gonna do?
Get assaulted and maybe go in jail and lose your job?

(01:13:00):
I'm right, Why to protect their honor? What are you
talking about? Right now? Let's let's flip that. What if
they're getting assaulted and you're there seeing the assaulting happen. Oh,
I'm intervening a hundred percent. If I see somebody assaulting
my wife, I will be the otter from Zutopia, all

(01:13:28):
right if you don't know the reference. The movie's Utopia
the honor goes rabid. Yeah, I'm right here with you,
one hundred percent. I will. I will defend her until
the day I die, and I won't stop until until
someone pulls me off of you or you're bleeding profusely.
I'll go to jail for that I'll catch charge for that,
I'll kill and it's all fair. Oh my gosh, getting

(01:13:52):
a little worked up there. Would you rather spend one
night in a bed full of cockroaches or sixty days
in jail.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
I'm going to jail for sixty days.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Gimp. I think they want to sleep with the roaches.
I'm gonna be honest with you.

Speaker 9 (01:14:09):
Not.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
Here's the thing, right, it sounds terrible, like you look
at this bed and you see that the sheets are
moving right. Well, the thing is is like the cockroaches
are just as scared of you as you are. Okay, no,
they're not. Hell they are. You may have a few
crawl on you, but for the most part they're gonna scatter.
They might come back and hang out with you for

(01:14:30):
a little while, but you know when you move, because
people toss and turn at night, right, people move while
they're sleeping. The roaches are gonna scatter. They may come back,
but it beats two months in jail, eight saturdays. Yeah,
I'm out. I'm out. Give me the roach. There's roaches
in jail.

Speaker 9 (01:14:51):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
For you to think there are not is a giant mistake.
There's a show on TV right now called The snake,
and it is a reality game show and you have
to try and not get eliminated anyway. They do these
challenges every day to figure out who's the snake. And
one of them was you were partnered up and you

(01:15:12):
had a board with the puzzle and the your partner
was on the other side and they had an empty
board and you had to try and tell them the
puzzle to match it. And which sounds easy, right, except
their heads are covered with cockroaches, and they had things
in their ears, and they had goggles over their eyes

(01:15:35):
and Gimbi's right, they will by the time, like the edits,
you could see they kind of moved to the side.

Speaker 9 (01:15:43):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
They don't like noise, right, they don't. They don't want attention, right,
And so I feel like I could do that because
in the moment I feel like I'd have to tap.
I would be like sixty days with Spider the Sisters, right, right,
those roaches aren't going to antal lee rape you or

(01:16:06):
let's just take that part out. Sixty days of eating
mush right, sixty days of eating prison bologne, sixty days
of going to the bathroom in front of everybody, sixty
days of having to play politics, right, you got to
you can try and be alone. There was a document
a video of a guy and he was talking about

(01:16:27):
when he went into prison and he and it was
said it was a second day and white guy and
he's sitting there and this Mexican person walks in and
says who you rolling with? And he's like nobody? And uh.
He's like you're gonna roll with us? And he's like uh.

(01:16:50):
And he's like, he goes, can I think about it?
And the guy goes, do you want to leave the cell?
I mean I can leave think about this and he
said he said no, I don't need to think about it. Yeah,
and he's like great, and he turns to one of
his guys and goes, take him up to the cell,
get him this, get him back, get him this, like
hooked him up.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
You have to do that. Yeah, now maybe a sixty
day or ain't getting I just don't want to do
all that. I will lay in the bed and be
like l la la la la. Can I take a
sleeping pill?

Speaker 9 (01:17:25):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Can I drink? Nope? Like to go to sleep? No,
you gotta sleep with one eye open in your back
against the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
You ain't sleeping.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
Is cheesebread pizza. If not, what makes pizza pizza? Is
it great sauce?

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
I mean it's definitely sauce. Cheese bread is not pizza.
It's cheese bread. It's yeah, you gotta have sauce to
make it. Pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Does the butter count of sauce?

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
No, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
They could gimbie it could. Yeah. I think Pandalini's has
a shirt that says like, like, what is it cheese, sauce,
dough and that's what makes your pizza. So, of course, no,
cheese bread is not pizza. It is just cheesybread. Is
a white pizza pizza to be white?

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
Yeah, because it's got an alfredo sauce on it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
It's not always, no, it doesn't. Usually it's a garlic.
It's a garlic, but it's not sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
There's toppings though.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
And there are pizzas that are olive oil based, yeah,
or a pesto like those pizzas. Then, yeah, cheese bread
as pizza. You sell pizza experts as long as it's
three those three ingredients dough, sauce, a lubricant of some kind,
and cheese. But it doesn't sound like this cheesebread has
any kind of lubricant on it at all, whatsoever. It's
just cheese on top of bread. Most most pizzas, our

(01:18:56):
cheesebreads have some sort of bass like And I'm just
going from when I worked at CHUCKI Cheese, and I
worked at Pizza Hut, and it was you put butter
down and then you covered it with the cheese seasoning
and then bake it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
But it's cheese bread because they don't put it on
your pizza dough. They make it on like a like
a pizza pizza dough. It's usually like when you order it,
it's like a in a more of a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
How many of you worked in? How many pizza places?
Each one that I worked in, it was pizza dough.
It was the same dough.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Okay some places. In some places you don't know that.
You don't know French bread when you order it and
they put the cheese on it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
We can ask the expert next time he comes in.
Do you squeeze the toothpaste in the middle or start
at the end.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
I'm guilty of squeezing it in the middle.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Gimby, always work at the bottom and squeeze your way
to the top. When you squeeze it in the middle
like goddamn savage. You know this weird old jankie. You know,
half on top, half on. It's a great hour glass
look for your toothpaste. But no, always from the bottoms
of the top. I mean I usually this drives me

(01:20:12):
crazy because my wife does that. But in the middle.
But I try to squeeze it up and then go.
I don't know. If I have a I have to
be in the middle. So if it's a fresh tube,
I'm in the middle. If it's a half used tube,
I'm trying to get all the toothpaste up to the
nozzle and then probably whatever the middle is left. I

(01:20:35):
don't know if I've really thought that hard about what
I do it. Uh. How old does your new car
have to be before you flick boogers onto the floor?
Why the floor? Why not the seat? Why not the
hell No.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
It's more of an out the window, out the window,
give me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Uh, I'm gonna say at least a week. You should
wait at least bare minimum week before you start flicking
buggers under the carpet. I'm an out the window guy. Well,
I mean it typically, Yes, my car's five years old.
Still out the window, but that that's that wasn't the
question though. The question was before you flick it on

(01:21:21):
the carpet. Of course we all think you should flick
it out the window, but the question was about being
on a carpet.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
I don't know if I have a number.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
And if it's and if it's winter time, and it's
you know, you're not wanting your roles on your window.
It's I'm there's got there's a napkin somewhere in here,
or there's a tissue.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
To use your pants.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
I probably would use my pants before.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
The weather does not play a factor. No, no, because
that window goes up pretty quickly. Yeah, then it's gonna
help clean my finger off. Absolutely. It is the roll
and the wind will help fling it off of the
I've done eighty ninety miles an hour before with a
booger on the tip of my finger, and that some

(01:22:11):
bitch still sticks on. That's like nature's adhesive. I'm telling you,
a hundred mile an hour bugger. Yeah. No, you definitely
have to dry rub the nature's adhesive together to get
it to dry, and then eventually how long will you
do that before you wipe it on your pants. Oh
if I've got my head, my finger out the window

(01:22:32):
or whatever for a good I don't know, five ten
miles and I'm like, you son up a bit, you
all right? Fine? Whatever, wipe it on your pants as
long as it doesn't go in your mouth. You're good.
We got to take a break. We'll be back. Joining
us on the line now is Devon? Hey, Devin? How
are you?

Speaker 10 (01:22:49):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
I'm good, man, Devin? What is the thing you got
in trouble? For the most in school?

Speaker 11 (01:22:56):
It was my senior year of high school and I
had gone to a magic store. I think it was
like twenty first in Yale, and I got some park
spray and then I had Yeah, I had taken it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
I'll cut my head. I knew it.

Speaker 11 (01:23:12):
Yeah, it was like it happened just yesterday. But anyways,
I had taken it to school and then I had
sprayed it a couple of times in the hallway and
in the bathroom, and then I went to one of
my I was the classes, and I sprayed in there
and just walked out right And a little bit later

(01:23:35):
they come getting me because one of the girls in
the classroom had grabbed me out saying that she saw
me spray something blah blah blah. Well my cousin was
also in that class and said, no, no, no, he
just farted, and so I got called, went to the
principal's office and they expelled me for three days. Are

(01:23:57):
not expelled? Suspended for three days?

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
And what your parents say?

Speaker 11 (01:24:03):
I'm not very happy. My mom just laughed.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Crazy man Gibby, go ahead and tell him exactly what
he's gonna get. Lends he always got in trouble for
dress code violations. I guess those big old sweater puppies
of hers just kept wanting to bust out enjoy this
case of keys. Don't wait. Back to you, guy, Devin,
hang on the line. Thanks so much for sharing with us, man,
and have a fantastic weekend already.

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
Thank you too.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Appreciate you man. I saw this story this morning about
machine Gun Kelly, which I have no reason to bring
him up except for this, and he, in a recent
interview said he doesn't really eat. He just drinks a
bunch of water, and he mostly consumes bone broth with

(01:24:51):
kim chi and sour kraut because they have lots of
good probiotics. And he drinks celery juice and coconut water,
and then he was asked do you feel weak sometimes?
And he's like, uh sometimes. He says he also has
a steady diet of coffee and cigarettes, which is funny.
But I did some mass he would need to take

(01:25:14):
in based on his height, weight and what he does,
about twenty two thousand calories a week. Okay, right, he
probably is bringing in with what he says he's eating
three hundred. Yeah, that's not very much at all. So
less than two percent of the caloric intake he needs,

(01:25:35):
he would be dead in six weeks, right, right, he
would definitely look like a UNICEF kid. So basically he's
lying out of his hands. He's absolutely lying. Yeah, that's
like that is an alarming low amount of calories. Maybe
he's taken some kind of supplement Nope, like cocaine, Nope,

(01:25:57):
there's no nutrient value in coke can No, but it
does curb your appetite. The only thing, and I don't
even know if this gives you calories would be some
sort of ivy nutrients. Okay, but I don't think that
gives you calories. You need calories to burn, right, There's
no way he's just eating bone, broth, and kimchi.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Now when he says coffee, maybe he likes candy coffee.
So he's put in a lot of creamer, there's lots
of sugar.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Okay, I'll give you one thousand calories. Yeah, he's still
at thirteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
Yeah that's in a week.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
Yes not yeah, So okay, So I'm glad we're all
roll in the same direction on that. Why why tell this? Lie?
Why say this? It makes no sense to me. You
don't look cool. Oh he's trolling, is he right? Well
you're talking about him. Yeah, that's true, but he was

(01:26:58):
already on the podcast. But sure, maybe that's it. Maybe
he's just trying to get people to talk about him.
And I've seen other interviews with him. He's a pretty
great interview actually, But to say this just feels bizarre. Now,
maybe he was high. I don't know if he does drugs,
but maybe he was high. Right, he's a little weirdo anyway,

(01:27:18):
But yeah, I don't know, I don't know. He's got
to have something else the cheeseburger in there. Something you
need carbs, Your body needs carbs. H you need calories,
twenty two thousand calories. That takes into account his stage activity,
and he averages, like I'm telling you, I dug in
on this, he averages about twelve to fifteen shows a month. Okay,

(01:27:45):
So what if? What if instead of smoking his weed
he does edibles? No, does edibles, gummies and drownies and cookies.
I mean those have calories. Sure, I'll go ahead and
give you another thousand a week. We're still not at
two twenty two thousand, we're not even to half. You
can buffer this enough. Even if he's getting to ten thousand,

(01:28:08):
that's not enough, right, it's just wild.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
I mean, he is super thin, he's six foot four.
His eyes don't look like sunken in.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
No, like, he's not doing this. That's what I'm saying.
He's not eating this way. It is an alarming amount
of calories that he's not getting enough of. Hey, you don't, uh,
you don't get a lot of calories off the fermented
gabbage zurroa not okay, I'll give you another thousand. It's
not enough, right, right, it's not enough. And and yes,

(01:28:41):
he is a skinny guy, so maybe he does have
a pretty good regiment, but this, it's just not enough. Now,
there's no way, no you're doing that. He says he
does that every week. That's how he lives, or maybe
it was just that day. Like what you have to
eat today, We'll just bone broth and saur kraut. The
clip says, I don't really eat, just do water a bunch.

(01:29:03):
I mostly consume bone broth with kim chi and souer
kraut because it's got a lot of good probiotics. I
drink celar juice and coconut water.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Yeah, twenty seven calories and one cup of sour kraut.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Yeah, and bone broth has protein in it, which you need. Sure,
probably got some sodium, just the electrolyte deficiency he would
be in from not getting potassium right, Right, it's wild.
Obviously he's not telling truth. But what I can't get
my head around is what's the benefit of saying this.

(01:29:40):
You're already a star, right, You're already banged Megan Fox, right,
So what's the benefit? What do you get out of
saying something like this? He just wants his name out
there some more. That's the only thing I can think of. Yeah,
I don't get it. There's no way I could minimally

(01:30:01):
eat boat and broth. I don't know how you turn
it off. I like eating, yeah, for sure. I like
the idea of a of donuts or a cheeseburger, a
steak cake, right, even boiled chickens, even than bacon buckeyes.

(01:30:26):
We're just going full circle, right.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Even a candy bar, come on, right, just a candy bar?
Eat that?

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
And maybe he does, and he's just I don't want
to say, we could be intentionally forgetting it. He just
doesn't even think about it, you know, because his regular
diet is water, kim chi and sour kraut. Right, that's
just what he normally eats. What do you have for
dinner today? Kim chi and sour kraut. I bet you
he smells horrid when he starts sweating, right, But you know,

(01:30:57):
throughout the day he's snacking, Like I had a bag
of the is and you know, I had like a
Snickers or something, you know, And he's just he doesn't
think about it because it's not part of his every
day diet. I think you're onto something there. I think
a lot of people do this. I think a lot
of people like I don't eat that much, but they
don't take into account the grazing y. Yeah, they do
the all day grazing that we do because you just

(01:31:19):
you're just going about your day. You think of your
three basics breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That's what I had today.
But if you sat down and actually kept track of
everything that you ate all day long, you would realize
that you were a giant fat ass. Yeah. If you
are someone who maybe you eat very clean or eat healthy,
and then you know your kids need a sack snack
and so you grab a cookie, No, not a sack

(01:31:43):
sack launch. So you grab a cookie when you give
them some cookies, or you eat a couple chips when
you give them some chips, or you get a piece
of chocolate, or you have a candy bar, or you
drink a soda. Right, that stuff all adds up. Oh yeah,
he could, he could, and he's not no alcohol right
right right? I he could be a clean he could

(01:32:04):
be a straight edge guy, but I think he drinks
alcohol and the calories and that alone, right, yeah, that's
probably where it's at. He's just forgetting all the little things. Corbyn.
Or you go all day and then you have fries, right,
French fries all are a ton of calories. Oh yeah,

(01:32:24):
could you imagine waking up first thing in the morning
and eating a big old bowl of kim chie and
sour kraut. Though, yeah, I've had kim chi. Kim cheese
good on some things, it's not good on a lot.
It's pretty great on some French fries, with some that
you get a lone wolf right, pretty good there. It's

(01:32:45):
good on the bond me right right. But everything else,
you're like, I'm eating cabbage. That's it. Lindsay loves cabbage,
though I do. How often do you have cabbage?

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Not very not very corned beef and cabbage. I enjoy it.
Then I like a heated cabbage salad with bacon and
fried onions in it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
Very good hot cabbage. The smell alone of onions and
cabbage makes my seven vertebrates shake. All right, we got
to take a break. We'll be back. The Big Man
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