November 14, 2024 • 38 mins
We're halfway through the show now and the fun continues! The book club is tonight, Billy goes on a car wash rant, and we listen to some talk back leftovers! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, welcome back and happy Thursday. What's the forecast
for today?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Lees like it was yesterday, sunny, breezy, cold, no rain
in sight for another week?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Cold, huh?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Cold and dry. Yeah, and if they're basing, but they
don't see a drop of rain until the end of
next week at the soonest.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I mean, I remember this spring, maybe last spring, there
was rain for like, you know, thirty days straight and
people were complaining that it's the opposite.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
No rain.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I want to say that I know we need rain.
Speaker 6 (00:32):
Because of the fires and all that, but I swear
to God, if it rains on Turkey Toss Day, I'm
gonna be so mad because it hasn't rained in how long? Yeah,
and we're due, right, And last year we had a
very wet, cold Turkey Toss.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I can't live like that.
Speaker 7 (00:50):
Yeah, I kind of Well.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I actually don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't either.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Yeah, I think it adds to it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, A nice wet bird.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
I was literally frozen and wet, like we were soaked.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's Turkey Toss, man, that's it. You got to live
with it, all right. Uh. We've got a pair of
tickets for jingle Ball completely sold out. Six, one seven,
nine three one one one eight for college twenty five.
And the keyword is the keyword is well dry dry
is the keyword. And well we wait justin you've got
(01:22):
talkbacks I do.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I just want to add that you don't forget this.
These are for sold out jingle Ball tickets, but you
qualify for the VIP. Yeah, that means upfront tickets to
the jingle Ball. You're gonna go backstage to meet an
artist and we'll put you in a hotel there. You've
got the grand prize.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
For the VIP Ultimate Experience.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Another VIP.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Speaking of that, Billy Costa last night had his big
book party. Oh, Jenny and I yeah, launch at the
launch at the Where was that bill?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The Boston Public Library?
Speaker 8 (01:49):
Right, good morning, it's the Mayor of the South. Then, Billy,
I'm very hurt. I didn't get my invitation to the
library event. I'm right across the street, and I did
go and buy your book, and I think it is wonderful.
It's a bit on the pricey side, but I love it.
And also in the thing of food, today is National
(02:10):
Pickle Day, so everyone have a great day.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh I love pickles. Have a pickle bell I want
to try one of those carved out pickle sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Who does Jimmy John's.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, Jimmy John's baby. Oh, is there one around here?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
There is one.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
There was one near the garden for the longest time.
I don't know if it's still there, but I'll look
get up.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, we had a big event last night. Lisa was there,
when he was there. Producer Riley was there. She brought
her mom. She took the tea into the event last
night at the Boston Public Library for our book launch.
But we are at the Lisa Dunnoman Book Club.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Tonight Johnson Mayne. It's on in Burlington.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I'll be at that one. I missed last night, but
it did look incredible.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
I just wanted to mention that I think a restaurant
called Blulu Green made the desserts last night for the event.
I was in there for lunch and they were talking
about it. It's an amazing restaurant and it doesn't matter if.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
You're vegan or you eat meat.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
It would appeal to anyone. It's so fresh, so delicious,
and they have a short dish that would blow your mind.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, we had the short ribs last night and the
dessert last night was vegan lulugreen Lulu green. Yes nice.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
The dessert last night was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh god.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
They had like banana walnut little cupcakes cakes.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Those are delicious. The cookies are good. There was like
a lemon olive oil cake. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
It was a moose, Yes, chocolate moose.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
With strawberry and barriings was so good.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Short it was good.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
But we've got wine tonight at the the We do.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Ninety plus sellars wine. Thank you so much. We'll be poor.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah. I got to tell you something. You know you
have really made it in the world when you're featured
on the Lisa Don't Book Club. That would be That's
when you know you can stop everything.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's gonna be great. I'm really looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And if you can, if you're not coming tonight, you
can follow along on the Kiss Facebook page at seven.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Because we're going to be streaming it live.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm going to be on the Facebook page.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yep. Is there going to be There'll be wine there?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Is there going to be food?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Is there going to be moose?
Speaker 10 (04:13):
I don't know about the Moose's too bad.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
A man needs a moose.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Can you guys? Liation to Kelly and Sharon.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
She won the jingle Ball VIP, not the grand prize,
but you got sold out jingle Ball tickets.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Will do it again.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
At nine to ten, we have our Weird Stories coming
up next, and Bill, there is a documentary coming to
HBO Max that is right up your alley.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That's in our Weird Stories.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Next, kiss one awaits at weird to Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Time for Weird Stories. I'm pretty creepy with Billy and
Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
All right, so we think this documentary is perfect for Billy.
HBO has unveiled the new trailer for a new doc
or rather a doc you mentory about the emergence popular
an impact of the yacht rock subculture.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It rocks, but it doesn't wrong too hard. The singers
all seem to be saying, Hey, it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
It's perfect sitting down dancing music.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Also, no, it's yacht rocks, Steely Dan.
Speaker 11 (05:20):
The Doobie Brothers, Toto, Kenny Long, and is Christopher crossed
Michael McDonald's.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
He's trying to say he's not a yacht rocks.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
No, I'm gonna be honest with It was about three
years ago when they launched a yacht hog yacht rock radio,
and my first thought was, Oh, this would be cool
for the summer on the boat, right, what's better than
that yacht rock radio. I didn't like it at all.
It was like all steely Dan and bread Well that.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Little medley right there. I was doing it for me.
I love Michael, I love his boy Oh I love
his boyo.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
No, yeah, you can play it on your yacht bill.
Speaker 12 (06:01):
Yeah really yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Now you know, maybe it's a documentary on yacht rock radio. Yeah,
maybe I'll watch it.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You should, I mean, even if you're not a big
fan of the men. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
So a woman gave birth to a baby boy right
on the floor, right in the middle of the ticket
center of Miami International Airport.
Speaker 11 (06:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
At first, first responders thought it was a miscarriage, but
the baby ended up coming out fine. Here's the conversation
between dispatchers and emergency responders responding.
Speaker 13 (06:30):
Two a door three parking a female possible miscarriage outside
of door three departure.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
It was alive.
Speaker 13 (06:36):
It's a live.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Hold on hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold.
Speaker 13 (06:43):
On rescue forty your eta baby was delivered run.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Forty Wow Wow.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Imagine watching that.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I watched the video on Twitter this week of a
woman uh giving birth herself in a car. She pulled
the baby out of herself.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It happens, it does. Baby's Okay, Yeah, I mean but
that in the middle of a ticket center, people are
all standing around, sitting around, waiting for flights, and initially
they thought the baby may have fastened.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And there it was Baby's coming. The Baby's coming a mirror.
You know what is America?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
It was America?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Winnie, what have we got?
Speaker 14 (07:18):
So?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
You know, moodang that hippo, I love that little Okay,
baby hippo, the baby hippo.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
So they now have their own catchy theme song, and
it's available in four different languages.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yeah, Bill, you might want to block your ears for
this one.
Speaker 14 (07:31):
Mood ng wing bling qwing bling, wing bling bling wing,
wooden wing, bling, wwing bling.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Wing bling, bling, bling, wooding wwing, bling wwing, bing wwing
wing bling wing, wooding wing bling.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, Yeah, let me guess it's like a little dance
on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I like it. Ru Dang is an Internet sensation.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Moodang I love.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
You know, people have been traveling there just to see
moodangh thousands of miles, all this money just to see Moodang.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
This Moodang merch now moving song.
Speaker 15 (08:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It was supposed to be one of the hot costumes
of Halloween. I never saw a movie.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
I didn't either.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Actually I didn't either.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, you had the wrong party.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But I was in Salem, the Halloween capital of America.
I never saw a Moudang.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
A lot of beetle juice, not enough moudang. Right.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Finally, let's go to well where I live now, New Hampshire.
This is in Brentwood, which is past where I am
in Salem. There was a guy I know Bill. This
is a New Hampshire story. But the police arrested this guy.
He was in the woods. He had nine guns and
he was just shooting at a tree.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
He came upon an abandoned vehicle he heard where he
believed to be gunfire, which then caused them to request
the assistance of multiple other agencies until they could figure
out what exactly was going on a pump center at
the perimeter. They were also able to learn who the
individual in question was, so they were able to make
contact with him by phone, also using the PA system
on the cruiser.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
To call him out of the woods.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
He was shooting a small tree, the ground around the tree.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Live for you die baby. I guess you guys are
weird up there.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It gets you know what, It gets weirder the more
you go up to the state.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Hell, yeah, it gets weirder. But you know what fascinates
me is like when you moved to New Hampshire. It's
almost like your entire being was invaded by New Hampshire.
Like the minute you cross the border into New Hampshire,
all of a sudden, you've got dirt bikes, You've got
ATV's four wheelers, like all kinds of gadgets and trucks.
(09:32):
And I believe you haven't put a plow on the
front of your GM.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Maybe you can't get a gun because of your record,
not because you don't want one.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
You can get a plow.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, you know, dude, get a plow.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
He makes some extra money. Maybe I will you do
your cul de sac?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah I am I do live in a cul de sac.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Anyway, Billy's Entertainment Update.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
We do it twice every morning, six forty and coming
up next, Bill, what do you got.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Would you believe Jason Kelsey has unseated Mariah Carey at
number one for Christmas? That's coming up there.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
He is Jimmy Founder went them in Boston.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
I like to listen to Billy and Lisa in the
morning on Kiss Went Away.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Hey, Lisa, Yay, Lisa, I you know in there, Lisa,
I'm good. Jimmy Fallon A big listener to the show.
You know that. I mean, that's for real. You know. Well,
Whinny you know you.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I know I talked to him, That's why he said
that to me.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Well, he is a big fan of Lake Winnipesake. He
named his daughter Winnie, right, Winnie.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yes, he did Lake.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Winnipesake because you know his wife. I think this family
has a house there. Yeah, and he spends summers on
Lake Winnipesake.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He did tell me though, he named her after me.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Wait till the daughter finds out she's named after Winnie. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I didn't name a daughter after you.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Never talked to him, never talked to her dad again.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Wow, entertain Hey, it's time for the entertainment room.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
What do you know, let's go Okay, So we're getting
closer and closer to the holidays, So we'll do some
holiday stuff here. There's a new version of the song,
and you'll remember it. Do they know it's Christmas?
Speaker 14 (11:10):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, it's the fortieth anniversary. So they're combining They've done
four different versions of it since the original, so they're
combining all of these voices together, like Bono sting, Chris
Martin from Coldplay, Harry Styles, Sam Smith Bono I think
I already said him. Yeah, So they're all gonna be
on this, and then there's gonna be a new video
(11:32):
released as a.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Part of it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well, don't forget the original song earned over one hundred
and eighty million dollars for African Relief. It actually triggered
Live eight. We have a clip right here. It's gonna
(11:55):
be good.
Speaker 16 (11:55):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It's gonna be good. Uh, it could be the number
one song for the holiday season. What do you think?
Speaker 7 (12:03):
I hope it is. It comes out November twenty fifth.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well, it's gonna have to fight it out with you.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Notice this transition here that is I mean, I'm blown
away by it.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Just barlaid right into this, smacked me in the face.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeoh, he's gonna have to compete with Jason Kelsey and
his Christmas song with Stevie Nicks, which by the way,
has already dethroned Mariah Carey.
Speaker 17 (12:22):
This one year, maybe this quiz, maybe this, here's the
deal on this.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Jason doesn't sound bad, he sounds good, but they just
don't harmonize well together. He has a.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Big background music. He was in in jazz, he played
instruments growing up. And I've been knowing a Chris's album
with the with the Eagles for years. He's always done
this type of stuff.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Yeah, and now this is his year to throw Mariah.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
You know, Billy, I'm listening to your report about Jason
Kelsey unseating Mariah. It may have been for a month,
but don't you worry. Mark my words, Mariah is the
Queen of Christmas and she will be back on top.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, there's a chance Jason Kelsey could be the new
Queen of Christmas. It came up on the podcast. How
does it feel to officially be the Queen of Christmas?
Speaker 18 (13:24):
I've fought my whole life to be the Queen of
Christmas and the fact that we're finally there is just
really special. We caught it in early November. We'll see
if it holds up throughout the rest of Christmas. It
was incredible to work with Stevie Nicks. I mean, I
just am still in awe of the fact that that
actually happened. There's no percent chance any song that I'm
in should be streaming number one on any service.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, well, don't give yourself too much credit. Stevie Nicks.
That's exactly right.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
I think he has the added bump of the Swifties
are supporting him. Then you have Stevie Nixt doing a
thing with you and now and do you have a
huge podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It won't last long, though, I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Got to tell you they're the coolest brothers on the planet.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Thought, oh, they're awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And you know how I resisted the Travis and Taylor thing.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
I'm all in, Yeah, well, what took you so long?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I don't know, but I just think I think it's
gonna work a year. It's what he does.
Speaker 19 (14:16):
Though.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
He bitches a moment, like six months and he goes,
I told you they were gonna last.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I was convinced it was a setup initially, like a
publicity thing, set up by the record labels in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
But no, I'm all in, we should have producer Riley
film in the morning. But when we do the prep
for the show for the entertainment every morning, Billy goes, oh,
sick of this story. Oh I'm sick of that. Then
he gets on the air and he's like, I have
the greatest story.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
The other big story involving the Kelsey's this week, well,
Travis's mansion was broken into it. They're saying besides the
twenty grand in cash, they got one hundred thousand in
jewelry and one of his Super Bowl jerseys first one.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Oh, that's worth some dough.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
But they also busted into patting a Holmes place and
he calm it did yesterday.
Speaker 20 (15:00):
Obviously it's it's frustrating, it's disappointing. But uh, I mean
I can't get into too many of the details because
the investigation is still ongoing. But obviously something that you
don't want to happen to to really anybody, but obviously yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, it's such a violation. I think that there was
somebody walking around your house when you were there.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I just don't understand what all their you know, resources
and security and money.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
You don't have everything on lock I.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Know, Yeah, I don't know, but they know who it is.
They're saying, oh, they're going to get them.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well, that's like do you remember that thing the Bling Ring? Yes,
the young kids that were breaking into celebrities homes and
one day they actually made a movie about it.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Wasn't it like in La So they were like kind
of well off kids, so they kind of knew the
ins and outs of how to get in and out, and.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
They knew when where the celebrities are going to be
out at night, so then they knew they can go
and invade the house. Anyway, we're going to move on,
if you don't mind. Mariah Cowrey would like to collaborate
with the Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I think it could be fun to with Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
My daughter is a really big fan and we went
to her concert that was great.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
But I know she's like not working for the rest
of the year.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
That's what I heard. Well, I don't think Olivia needs
it right now.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
What do you mean if Mariah Carey wants to collab,
you collab you think so?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yes, it's Mariah carry Yeah, and Olivia is so nice
like that.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
I think she'll totally welcome that.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Who wouldn't welcome Mariah here, she's a Queen of Christmas.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, but the way she said that, you know, and
she had the Netflix doc the tour. Maybe Olivia is
already on vacation.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, good point. Ariana Grande was on the Today Show
yesterday with her work at co Star Olivia at revouh.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
They did no. I know, I would not correct you,
but all the people are messaging because oh really, they
were angry.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
All the people who get realize this report is a
mock report.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Yeah, they were demanding that you.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
We need to remind them.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
What do you say wrong?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
The last you said Olivia last time? I think because
we went from Olivia to this transition.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And we're in a hurry in the morning when we're
prepping the show. We get a lot of stuff to
get through at four o'clock in the morning. Okay, dm
rs the talkbackers, Okay, talkbackers, you have one in there. Now,
let me hear one.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Now you yell at the talks.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No, this is the mock report of the Billy and
Lisa Morning Show. It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
I'm okay, okay, right, let's respond back.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
The Ken did microphone. No one ever knows when He's
talking into the candid microphone and I wish I could
answer talkbacks with my own talkback.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
Hey, I'll tell you what. Why don't you go and
penetrate yourself for the hot rocky?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Why don't you complete that mission? Be the only excitement
you've ever had in.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Your That was That was Bill Cossa, not Lisa justin
Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
What did you just.
Speaker 14 (18:01):
So?
Speaker 7 (18:01):
That's that you guys, that's the real Billy casser Yeah,
that's kid I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Was clearly AI, Like, what did you just You're a
crazy persons so used. So yeah, no, I'm not even
talking about a revo. Okay, First of all, they couldn't
harmonize to save their lives. On the yesterday they're two
amazing singer. You know who's an amazing singer, Mark Zuckerberg,
(18:31):
who just dropped a collaboration with my man T Payne.
Let's go six n damn you're fun.
Speaker 15 (18:41):
Hoping you can suck it to me, baby, but more
time get can thank you?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Mark?
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
So apparently at the party they met Priscilla, his wife,
that song was playing when they met each other. So
they play it every year in the anniversary. In this year,
he teamed up with tea pain to do that cover.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I'm sorry, I still can't get over what you just
I'm gonna have to go into hiding from you have
to play it again.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Let's go to line one.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Hello, please please make Billy correct himself.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Her name is not.
Speaker 14 (19:21):
Olivia, it's Cynthia Arrivo.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Please please please make him correct himself.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Do you hear the drama in her voice? That's what
I'm talking about. No one gets that upset about Cynthia Arrivo.
She said please, yes, she said please, please please please
please please please please please.
Speaker 14 (19:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I don't get the anger. It's okay. I still can't
get over what you played, Like, are you really trying
to get me fired?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
No, we have to move on because we're gonna get
in trouble.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, we're in trouble.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
The meeting is coming.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I'm going home.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I'm not going to I need to end this report
like right now and go to the bathroom and puke.
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know that, but it's much better to buy them at
Dover rug Natick, Boston and Burlington. There you go, angry
Talkbacker here, tell Billy he can penetrate me with his
(20:46):
hot ride from the Planet's Fitness Kiss one Away Studios.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
We're back with a Villy and Lisa in the morning
on Kiss.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
You know what you just hit me. It's amazing. We're
really just around the corner from a turkey toss.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yet less than two weeks thirteen days away.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
And then Thanksgiving and then jingle Ball and uh, jingle
Ball has sold out. I've got a pair of tickets
right now for Call of twenty five six one seven,
nine three one one one eight, And this is very
important to produce a riley. The keyword here is going
to be wash. Wash is the keyword. More specifically, while
(21:25):
we wait for Call of twenty five, I want to
talk about what's happened to the car wash industry.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Billy has been wanting to talk about this for months now.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
One of the most enjoyable experiences in my life, my
whole life has been going to the car wall.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
That's sad to begin with.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Okay, well, you know I'm OCD and you know, when
the car has washed, I feel very good about myself
and about the world.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I think a couple, maybe two three Christmases I got
Billy car washed gift car.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Yeah, I still have a couple of the really good gifts.
Speaker 20 (21:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Absolutely. By the way, hot tip, it is a really
good gift. It is. But here's my problem. The industry
has changed. And this is what I want to talk about.
All of a sudden, when you pull in and I'm
not naming names, but you'll know who you are. Okay,
all of a sudden, you go to the car wash,
and you come under extreme pressure to join the club. Okay,
(22:18):
all I want is a car wash. There's nothing simpler
in life. You drive through most car washes, you don't
even have to drive. You get out of the car
right and all of a sudden, the car reappears and
it's perfectly clean, sparkling. All of a sudden. Now there
is this incredible pressure to join the membership club, so
much so it's become a harassment and b discrimination. And
(22:44):
now I'll explain the car washing question. Okay has completely
redesigned itself to focus solely on the members Okay, I
don't need to be a member. I'd like the car washed.
That would be nice, very easy. You exchange a few bucks,
you come out the cars clean. But now right away
(23:06):
they hit you with this membership. But it's like very aggressive.
It's like, oh, do you want the membership? I said no,
you know, I gotta be honest, No, I don't need
the memberships it and then they call you stupid.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
They shame you.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, they shame they car wash, shame you. And they're saying,
I don't believe you don't want the membership. It's like
a dollar a month when all of a sudden, done, No,
you know what, I really just want to get the
car wash. Can I just moved through. It got so
bad right time after time after time, it got so aggressive.
They had the membership pamphlet. Guys staking you out at
(23:37):
the vacuum. Now you're at the vacuum, innocently vacuuming your car.
It's a very peaceful moment right the vacuum. The sound
of the vacuum is very soothing.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Billy Billy has had to lie to them and say
that it's not his car.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
He's leaving tomorrow for Florida.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
This is how crazy it's pulling into the car wash.
I already have my story ready for the guy.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Two things. Two things. One you left out. The craziest
part is some car washes now have two lines.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That's why it happened. That's where the discriminations in.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
They have the membership line, which goes much quicker than
the shameful line when you don't have one and they
make you wait, right and they let all the members
go in. But can I ask an obvious question, as
somebody who loves a car wash so much.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Why not just join the club?
Speaker 7 (24:26):
Yeah, it's perfect for you.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I did join the club at one point a couple
of years ago when it first started, when it was
a lot less aggressive. But now Lisa is not making
this up on my way to the car wash. I'm
stressing out about making up a story about the car
so I don't need the membership you like. One time
I said, I'm sorry, it's a rental is another time
I said, I was all ready for him. You know,
he came up with a plan flet I said, I
(24:50):
know what you want. I don't want to join the membership.
The car is going to Florida in the morning. Another
time I said it wasn't my car. I was barring
it from a friend. I'm just getting it clean to
do the right thing. I just want to do the
right thing. He was kind enough to loan me the car.
I want to give it to him clean.
Speaker 20 (25:05):
Right.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
And now I get to the discriminatory part. Okay, Now
it's gotten a point where they've fixed the lanes so
that you have to go into the VIP to see
this guy. Right, And once you say no, I'm sorry,
I really don't want the membership, but I come here
two or three times a week. I'm kind of a
fanatic about the car wash, so I'm fine. Right. So
(25:28):
now he puts you in a line. This is where
he punishes you. Right. He puts you in a line
where thirty cars have to go before you who have
the membership card they go first, right, And then you're waiting,
and you're waiting it with dude, when am I going?
I paid cash? Cash isn't good, and you wait twenty
(25:48):
thirty cards and then he waves you in. Finally, when
there are no cars left with VIP pamphults, when they
have a little flag in their window. Okay, fine, aren't
you proud of yourself that you join the membership of
the local car wash. You're acting like you just got
a platinum MX car. Okay, dude, just let me go through.
(26:09):
It's gotten so bad. Now I go into the manual.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Wash, you leave soaking wet.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, your shoes are ruined. Right, I'm now in there
washing my own car because this guy won't leave me
alone about the membership. I almost want to get out
of the car and just give them the car. At
one part, you know what, I don't want the car
anymore because now I don't have to worry about getting
anything washed. Oh my god, Oh you funny?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Is you have a platinum RMX car? Why don't you use.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I don't want to give them the privilege, like I
just don't want to belong. Why can't I just get
the car wash?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Well, now it's turned into a resentment thing. No, no, no,
they come to the vacuum now. Now I'm at the
vacuum vacuum in the interior. I see him coming right
when I see him coming, now I'm crouching down behind
the front of the car so he doesn't see me.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I don't want to talk to the guy. It's become
such a stressful moment. And I know there are people
listening that know what I'm talking about. They do, and
maybe one of these aggressive car wash pamphlet people can
call me and explain why it's so important. Why can't I.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Just because members they want to bill you every month.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
They don't bug you at the.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Gym, no, but they but they get your money every
single month, whether you come or not.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Right because it makes them so much money. Because you're
not gonna go every day. You even if you go
twice a month or three times a month, you're still
gonna get them their money.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I figured it out. You know what they want. They
want your money up front so that they can now
go to the next car wash and transfix that car
wash into VIP members only. I'm telling you, I'm discriminated
against and it's just a car wash.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Well, you know what the good news is, guys, Now
we know what we're getting Uncle bill for christ.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
A membership.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Yeah, congratulations to Tiffany and haverl.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
She was our jingle Ball VIP winner. Next shot at
twelve ten and coming up next. We'll wrap up the
show on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Kids one Away.
Speaker 14 (28:13):
It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
the Morning.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Let's take a.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Look back at the show. What you missed on the
Thursday show. A lot went down, which you can find
all on the podcast, but here are some highlights. The
Golden Bachelorette finale aired last night. We had Riley Dunovan on.
That's Lisa's son. He's fourteen years old. He watches it,
he reviews it, and of course it was the finale,
so he had to call in and let us know
his thoughts and a kind of a funny moment during it.
(28:39):
You know, Lisa, the you know, hopeless romantic I am,
you know, hopes that you know, it all works out
for Joanan what's his name.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Chalk, Chalk.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
I think this one's gonna last, you do.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I think they've got good sexual chemistry.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
When you look at them, they look good together.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Mom, they're like a hundred years.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
So pure any so fair?
Speaker 14 (29:03):
Oh, Lisa, that son of yours, he's.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Just something else.
Speaker 14 (29:10):
Gotta love him feet like a hundred years old.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Hey, even if we're in our sixties, young Riley, we're
still looking for love.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
I still got it going on.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
My god, I still got it going on.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
We had a really crazy topic this morning, craziest things
that your pets heavy, and I think we got about
three hundred or more messages of stories from people.
Speaker 14 (29:34):
I have a two year old beagle and he ate
my husband's tooth. He has a partial that he had
taken out to eat and he had put it on
the side of the table and the dog got it
and eat it and the flipper.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah, yeah, he ate the flipper. Oh that sucks inexpensive.
Speaker 16 (29:53):
I rescued a puppy in March and after having her
for eight days, she ate five of my kids like
those sticky slap hands. Oh they got an Easter festival
and she needed surgery.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
You know, that was a common thing I noticed of
all the talk a lot of the talkbacks the animals
needed surgery. Oh yeah, to fix it, which is you know,
scary and also expensive.
Speaker 13 (30:19):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
So I actually think that I have you guys.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Partially to blame for this.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
But I know you were asking about the craziest things.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Dog to be eaten.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Well, my dog.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
I decided to put out the Christmas uh ornaments and
decorations early, and my dog ate jingle balls.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
And we just had that surgically removal.
Speaker 13 (30:44):
It was a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Oh what did he eat?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Jingle balls?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh? Oh yeah, then he's walking around ringing. I know
that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
That's true though.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Oh god, man, I don't have a pet. You know,
we plan to get one eventually and have to be careful.
Oh yeah, yeah, Billy able to slip up this morning.
You know, he had ale to slip up early on
in the show, and you know we didn't correct them.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
It was this right here.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Ariana Grande was on The Today Show yesterday with her
work at the co star Olivia Rivo.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
It's Cynthia. You know, it's okay, Bill, not a big deal.
But people were a little bit worked up about it.
Speaker 21 (31:22):
But you know, all in all, they love you if
you're on the topic of getting names wrong, people getting
names wrong. Billy also called Tate McCrae Tate McCurdy the
other day. But for me, I just love that. It
just makes the show even better.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay, I would have to hear that tape. I never
said that.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
I would think I would have it on tape.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
No, please find it, yeah, because then we can send
a message to our talkbackers.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Right, Okay, Yeah, that's the thing is Billy's now raging
against the talkbackers.
Speaker 22 (31:52):
Oh, Billy, I can just see you running around the
streets of Boston and Medford with that phallic wooden unit
justin got you from a Ruba looking for talkbackers to
stick it up, Okay, or yourself.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, see what happens. This is all your fault. You
trigger these things.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
What did I do?
Speaker 14 (32:11):
Be?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Because you had to play the talkback and then you
had to play the candid microphone?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
And can you play that candid mic for one more time?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I don't know, it might be risky. Why do you think, Yes,
we're already in trouble. Anyway, screw it.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
The candid microphone. No one ever knows when he's talking
into it. I wish I could answer talkbacks with my
own talkback.
Speaker 12 (32:37):
Hey, I tell you what, Why didn't you go and
penetrate yourself with the hot rod?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Why don't you complete that mission? Be the only excitement
you've ever had in your life. I gotta leave before
the bosses arrived. They can't fire you if you're not here, right, No,
they do.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Actually, they've done that with the talkbackers or with the
car wash y.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I've got to just go and hide to it. Lisa,
do you have an extra room.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
At the days? I can just just put a padlock
on it.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Don't even let me out.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Hey, this is Dan from Imagine Dragons and you're waking
up with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss
one eight.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
There's Dan. Hey, justin. I'm almost afraid to ask, but
do you have talkback leftovers this morning?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Indeed? I do.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Indeed I do about a wide variety of things that
we've talked about this morning, one of which was Bill's
anger at the talkbackers. We played a little candid microphone earlier.
You can go listen to the podcast if you want
to hear it. I'm not going to play it again.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
No fun. Bill gets worked up about it, but we
didn't play it.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
You did well.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
It's a we show. You know, we're a team, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 11 (33:54):
I'm choking up in my tea because of Billy's talkback.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Oh my god, hit and make a phone.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Oh my god, I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I can't breathe.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Easy.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
So yeah, Billy was ranting about the topbackers and then
also the car washes. Oh, because they try to, you know,
make you sign up for the club. Yeah, you know,
VIP club.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's like torture all of a sudden.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
And now I actually agree with you on that. Now
they've gone so far as to create tools. So they
have the member line, which is very fast, and if
you're not a member, they shame you.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
You're a loser.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
And then I forgot to mention the members get let
in like thirty at a time before you were allowed
to get in line. And as they go by, they're
looking at you like showing you their pamphlet. I'm a member, yep, yeah, yep,
shaming you.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Oh my god, this is funnier than I'm parked on
your face.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
I hope Billy No doesn't end this till the end
of the show. Yeah, just worked up.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
But you know I did pose the question right as
a car wash regular, wouldn't it make sense to get Yes?
Speaker 5 (35:03):
It would, but not for Bill.
Speaker 16 (35:05):
I'm truly shocked that Michelle has let Billy go on
like this without.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Getting the car Washed membership and racking.
Speaker 21 (35:13):
Up all those savings.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
He's going in two three times a week.
Speaker 14 (35:17):
It's actually insane that he's not getting the membership.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Crazy Michelle must not even know.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, first of all, I don't want to be a member. Okay,
I don't want to be one of most people that's
staring down the people who, for one reason or another
don't want to be a member.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Well, now it's a war. Now it's a war with
you in the car washes.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah, oh, you got to see the looks.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Oh, I know I've been there. Although I go to
a great car wash that I really love.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
I do too.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah, I won't be you know why because they have
the stuffed animals at the end hanging. So I go
with my daughter, So they have Mickey Mouse and.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
So we go through. Yeah, it's scrub a dub in.
Speaker 7 (35:58):
I love my mine's in the ponsit.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I say, scrub it dub. I get my dad because
he loves the car wash.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
They can do ninety days instead of doing like something
where they'd card your card every month. I can just
do a ninety day membership and then he can use
it whenever he wants.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
And that's what I do. So Scrub dub is great
for that.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, you don't want to do any thing. Let me
ask you something. What are you doing with the membership
when it's snowing out all winter? I go every week,
even in the snow.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Even in the snow, you got to get all that
salt brought your car.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Yeah, just saying, just saying, all right, before we get
out of here.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
We do have a special birthday shout out shout outs
once in a while, but I think this one's a
little special.
Speaker 19 (36:33):
Good morning, morning crew. Today is my son Jasper's fourth birthday.
Speaker 11 (36:38):
And he has.
Speaker 19 (36:39):
Listened to you guys every day of his life with
me for four years. And when he first started talking,
the first things he said when he would get in
the car is Billy and Lisa. So I just wanted
to push Jasper a happy birthday through the Billy and
Lisa show.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Oh my god, Hey, birthday.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Jazz, but birthday jass. But we love you.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Yeah, four years old. I wonder what he thinks about
Billy's candor microphone this morning.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah, who knows anyway, Happy birthday, jas Brona.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Saying I'm sorry, birthday.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
All right, we gotta go. Uh, don't forget. We've got
the book club tonight, he said.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
A book club Johson, Mane and Burlington. Can't wait.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
By the way, the store is open, so if you
want to come in you can do some shopping, buy
some furnit or.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Some desktous holiday. Yeah, all the beautiful trees are out
on your ends.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
The Mighty One's gonna have your VIP. Jingle Ball passes
at twelve ten will be back tomorrow morning, The Big
Friday Show, New Music Friday Tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
It is Tate McCrae is dropping a news mccerdel Tate
mc cray or, as Bill says, Tate mccurdel never said it.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
We gotta go see it.
Hey guys, welcome back and happy Thursday. What's the forecast
for today?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Lees like it was yesterday, sunny, breezy, cold, no rain
in sight for another week?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Cold, huh?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Cold and dry. Yeah, and if they're basing, but they
don't see a drop of rain until the end of
next week at the soonest.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I mean, I remember this spring, maybe last spring, there
was rain for like, you know, thirty days straight and
people were complaining that it's the opposite.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
No rain.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I want to say that I know we need rain.
Speaker 6 (00:32):
Because of the fires and all that, but I swear
to God, if it rains on Turkey Toss Day, I'm
gonna be so mad because it hasn't rained in how long? Yeah,
and we're due, right, And last year we had a
very wet, cold Turkey Toss.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I can't live like that.
Speaker 7 (00:50):
Yeah, I kind of Well.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I actually don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't either.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Yeah, I think it adds to it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, A nice wet bird.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
I was literally frozen and wet, like we were soaked.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's Turkey Toss, man, that's it. You got to live
with it, all right. Uh. We've got a pair of
tickets for jingle Ball completely sold out. Six, one seven,
nine three one one one eight for college twenty five.
And the keyword is the keyword is well dry dry
is the keyword. And well we wait justin you've got
(01:22):
talkbacks I do.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I just want to add that you don't forget this.
These are for sold out jingle Ball tickets, but you
qualify for the VIP. Yeah, that means upfront tickets to
the jingle Ball. You're gonna go backstage to meet an
artist and we'll put you in a hotel there. You've
got the grand prize.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
For the VIP Ultimate Experience.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Another VIP.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Speaking of that, Billy Costa last night had his big
book party. Oh, Jenny and I yeah, launch at the
launch at the Where was that bill?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The Boston Public Library?
Speaker 8 (01:49):
Right, good morning, it's the Mayor of the South. Then, Billy,
I'm very hurt. I didn't get my invitation to the
library event. I'm right across the street, and I did
go and buy your book, and I think it is wonderful.
It's a bit on the pricey side, but I love it.
And also in the thing of food, today is National
(02:10):
Pickle Day, so everyone have a great day.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh I love pickles. Have a pickle bell I want
to try one of those carved out pickle sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Who does Jimmy John's.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, Jimmy John's baby. Oh, is there one around here?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
There is one.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
There was one near the garden for the longest time.
I don't know if it's still there, but I'll look
get up.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, we had a big event last night. Lisa was there,
when he was there. Producer Riley was there. She brought
her mom. She took the tea into the event last
night at the Boston Public Library for our book launch.
But we are at the Lisa Dunnoman Book Club.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Tonight Johnson Mayne. It's on in Burlington.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I'll be at that one. I missed last night, but
it did look incredible.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
I just wanted to mention that I think a restaurant
called Blulu Green made the desserts last night for the event.
I was in there for lunch and they were talking
about it. It's an amazing restaurant and it doesn't matter if.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
You're vegan or you eat meat.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
It would appeal to anyone. It's so fresh, so delicious,
and they have a short dish that would blow your mind.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, we had the short ribs last night and the
dessert last night was vegan lulugreen Lulu green. Yes nice.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
The dessert last night was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh god.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
They had like banana walnut little cupcakes cakes.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Those are delicious. The cookies are good. There was like
a lemon olive oil cake. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
It was a moose, Yes, chocolate moose.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
With strawberry and barriings was so good.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Short it was good.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
But we've got wine tonight at the the We do.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Ninety plus sellars wine. Thank you so much. We'll be poor.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah. I got to tell you something. You know you
have really made it in the world when you're featured
on the Lisa Don't Book Club. That would be That's
when you know you can stop everything.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's gonna be great. I'm really looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And if you can, if you're not coming tonight, you
can follow along on the Kiss Facebook page at seven.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Because we're going to be streaming it live.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm going to be on the Facebook page.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yep. Is there going to be There'll be wine there?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Is there going to be food?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Is there going to be moose?
Speaker 10 (04:13):
I don't know about the Moose's too bad.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
A man needs a moose.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Can you guys? Liation to Kelly and Sharon.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
She won the jingle Ball VIP, not the grand prize,
but you got sold out jingle Ball tickets.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Will do it again.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
At nine to ten, we have our Weird Stories coming
up next, and Bill, there is a documentary coming to
HBO Max that is right up your alley.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That's in our Weird Stories.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Next, kiss one awaits at weird to Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Time for Weird Stories. I'm pretty creepy with Billy and
Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
All right, so we think this documentary is perfect for Billy.
HBO has unveiled the new trailer for a new doc
or rather a doc you mentory about the emergence popular
an impact of the yacht rock subculture.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It rocks, but it doesn't wrong too hard. The singers
all seem to be saying, Hey, it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
It's perfect sitting down dancing music.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Also, no, it's yacht rocks, Steely Dan.
Speaker 11 (05:20):
The Doobie Brothers, Toto, Kenny Long, and is Christopher crossed
Michael McDonald's.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
He's trying to say he's not a yacht rocks.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
No, I'm gonna be honest with It was about three
years ago when they launched a yacht hog yacht rock radio,
and my first thought was, Oh, this would be cool
for the summer on the boat, right, what's better than
that yacht rock radio. I didn't like it at all.
It was like all steely Dan and bread Well that.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Little medley right there. I was doing it for me.
I love Michael, I love his boy Oh I love
his boyo.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
No, yeah, you can play it on your yacht bill.
Speaker 12 (06:01):
Yeah really yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Now you know, maybe it's a documentary on yacht rock radio. Yeah,
maybe I'll watch it.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You should, I mean, even if you're not a big
fan of the men. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
So a woman gave birth to a baby boy right
on the floor, right in the middle of the ticket
center of Miami International Airport.
Speaker 11 (06:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
At first, first responders thought it was a miscarriage, but
the baby ended up coming out fine. Here's the conversation
between dispatchers and emergency responders responding.
Speaker 13 (06:30):
Two a door three parking a female possible miscarriage outside
of door three departure.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
It was alive.
Speaker 13 (06:36):
It's a live.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Hold on hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold.
Speaker 13 (06:43):
On rescue forty your eta baby was delivered run.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Forty Wow Wow.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Imagine watching that.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I watched the video on Twitter this week of a
woman uh giving birth herself in a car. She pulled
the baby out of herself.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It happens, it does. Baby's Okay, Yeah, I mean but
that in the middle of a ticket center, people are
all standing around, sitting around, waiting for flights, and initially
they thought the baby may have fastened.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And there it was Baby's coming. The Baby's coming a mirror.
You know what is America?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
It was America?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Winnie, what have we got?
Speaker 14 (07:18):
So?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
You know, moodang that hippo, I love that little Okay,
baby hippo, the baby hippo.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
So they now have their own catchy theme song, and
it's available in four different languages.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yeah, Bill, you might want to block your ears for
this one.
Speaker 14 (07:31):
Mood ng wing bling qwing bling, wing bling bling wing,
wooden wing, bling, wwing bling.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Wing bling, bling, bling, wooding wwing, bling wwing, bing wwing
wing bling wing, wooding wing bling.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, Yeah, let me guess it's like a little dance
on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I like it. Ru Dang is an Internet sensation.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Moodang I love.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
You know, people have been traveling there just to see
moodangh thousands of miles, all this money just to see Moodang.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
This Moodang merch now moving song.
Speaker 15 (08:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It was supposed to be one of the hot costumes
of Halloween. I never saw a movie.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
I didn't either.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Actually I didn't either.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, you had the wrong party.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But I was in Salem, the Halloween capital of America.
I never saw a Moudang.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
A lot of beetle juice, not enough moudang. Right.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Finally, let's go to well where I live now, New Hampshire.
This is in Brentwood, which is past where I am
in Salem. There was a guy I know Bill. This
is a New Hampshire story. But the police arrested this guy.
He was in the woods. He had nine guns and
he was just shooting at a tree.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
He came upon an abandoned vehicle he heard where he
believed to be gunfire, which then caused them to request
the assistance of multiple other agencies until they could figure
out what exactly was going on a pump center at
the perimeter. They were also able to learn who the
individual in question was, so they were able to make
contact with him by phone, also using the PA system
on the cruiser.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
To call him out of the woods.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
He was shooting a small tree, the ground around the tree.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Live for you die baby. I guess you guys are
weird up there.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It gets you know what, It gets weirder the more
you go up to the state.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Hell, yeah, it gets weirder. But you know what fascinates
me is like when you moved to New Hampshire. It's
almost like your entire being was invaded by New Hampshire.
Like the minute you cross the border into New Hampshire,
all of a sudden, you've got dirt bikes, You've got
ATV's four wheelers, like all kinds of gadgets and trucks.
(09:32):
And I believe you haven't put a plow on the
front of your GM.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Maybe you can't get a gun because of your record,
not because you don't want one.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
You can get a plow.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, you know, dude, get a plow.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
He makes some extra money. Maybe I will you do
your cul de sac?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah I am I do live in a cul de sac.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Anyway, Billy's Entertainment Update.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
We do it twice every morning, six forty and coming
up next, Bill, what do you got.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Would you believe Jason Kelsey has unseated Mariah Carey at
number one for Christmas? That's coming up there.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
He is Jimmy Founder went them in Boston.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
I like to listen to Billy and Lisa in the
morning on Kiss Went Away.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Hey, Lisa, Yay, Lisa, I you know in there, Lisa,
I'm good. Jimmy Fallon A big listener to the show.
You know that. I mean, that's for real. You know. Well,
Whinny you know you.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I know I talked to him, That's why he said
that to me.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Well, he is a big fan of Lake Winnipesake. He
named his daughter Winnie, right, Winnie.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yes, he did Lake.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Winnipesake because you know his wife. I think this family
has a house there. Yeah, and he spends summers on
Lake Winnipesake.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He did tell me though, he named her after me.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Wait till the daughter finds out she's named after Winnie. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I didn't name a daughter after you.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Never talked to him, never talked to her dad again.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Wow, entertain Hey, it's time for the entertainment room.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
What do you know, let's go Okay, So we're getting
closer and closer to the holidays, So we'll do some
holiday stuff here. There's a new version of the song,
and you'll remember it. Do they know it's Christmas?
Speaker 14 (11:10):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, it's the fortieth anniversary. So they're combining They've done
four different versions of it since the original, so they're
combining all of these voices together, like Bono sting, Chris
Martin from Coldplay, Harry Styles, Sam Smith Bono I think
I already said him. Yeah, So they're all gonna be
on this, and then there's gonna be a new video
(11:32):
released as a.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Part of it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well, don't forget the original song earned over one hundred
and eighty million dollars for African Relief. It actually triggered
Live eight. We have a clip right here. It's gonna
(11:55):
be good.
Speaker 16 (11:55):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It's gonna be good. Uh, it could be the number
one song for the holiday season. What do you think?
Speaker 7 (12:03):
I hope it is. It comes out November twenty fifth.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well, it's gonna have to fight it out with you.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Notice this transition here that is I mean, I'm blown
away by it.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Just barlaid right into this, smacked me in the face.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeoh, he's gonna have to compete with Jason Kelsey and
his Christmas song with Stevie Nicks, which by the way,
has already dethroned Mariah Carey.
Speaker 17 (12:22):
This one year, maybe this quiz, maybe this, here's the
deal on this.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Jason doesn't sound bad, he sounds good, but they just
don't harmonize well together. He has a.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Big background music. He was in in jazz, he played
instruments growing up. And I've been knowing a Chris's album
with the with the Eagles for years. He's always done
this type of stuff.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Yeah, and now this is his year to throw Mariah.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
You know, Billy, I'm listening to your report about Jason
Kelsey unseating Mariah. It may have been for a month,
but don't you worry. Mark my words, Mariah is the
Queen of Christmas and she will be back on top.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, there's a chance Jason Kelsey could be the new
Queen of Christmas. It came up on the podcast. How
does it feel to officially be the Queen of Christmas?
Speaker 18 (13:24):
I've fought my whole life to be the Queen of
Christmas and the fact that we're finally there is just
really special. We caught it in early November. We'll see
if it holds up throughout the rest of Christmas. It
was incredible to work with Stevie Nicks. I mean, I
just am still in awe of the fact that that
actually happened. There's no percent chance any song that I'm
in should be streaming number one on any service.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, well, don't give yourself too much credit. Stevie Nicks.
That's exactly right.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
I think he has the added bump of the Swifties
are supporting him. Then you have Stevie Nixt doing a
thing with you and now and do you have a
huge podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It won't last long, though, I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Got to tell you they're the coolest brothers on the planet.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Thought, oh, they're awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And you know how I resisted the Travis and Taylor thing.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
I'm all in, Yeah, well, what took you so long?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I don't know, but I just think I think it's
gonna work a year. It's what he does.
Speaker 19 (14:16):
Though.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
He bitches a moment, like six months and he goes,
I told you they were gonna last.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I was convinced it was a setup initially, like a
publicity thing, set up by the record labels in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
But no, I'm all in, we should have producer Riley
film in the morning. But when we do the prep
for the show for the entertainment every morning, Billy goes, oh,
sick of this story. Oh I'm sick of that. Then
he gets on the air and he's like, I have
the greatest story.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
The other big story involving the Kelsey's this week, well,
Travis's mansion was broken into it. They're saying besides the
twenty grand in cash, they got one hundred thousand in
jewelry and one of his Super Bowl jerseys first one.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Oh, that's worth some dough.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
But they also busted into patting a Holmes place and
he calm it did yesterday.
Speaker 20 (15:00):
Obviously it's it's frustrating, it's disappointing. But uh, I mean
I can't get into too many of the details because
the investigation is still ongoing. But obviously something that you
don't want to happen to to really anybody, but obviously yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, it's such a violation. I think that there was
somebody walking around your house when you were there.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I just don't understand what all their you know, resources
and security and money.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
You don't have everything on lock I.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Know, Yeah, I don't know, but they know who it is.
They're saying, oh, they're going to get them.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well, that's like do you remember that thing the Bling Ring? Yes,
the young kids that were breaking into celebrities homes and
one day they actually made a movie about it.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Wasn't it like in La So they were like kind
of well off kids, so they kind of knew the
ins and outs of how to get in and out, and.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
They knew when where the celebrities are going to be
out at night, so then they knew they can go
and invade the house. Anyway, we're going to move on,
if you don't mind. Mariah Cowrey would like to collaborate
with the Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I think it could be fun to with Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
My daughter is a really big fan and we went
to her concert that was great.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
But I know she's like not working for the rest
of the year.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
That's what I heard. Well, I don't think Olivia needs
it right now.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
What do you mean if Mariah Carey wants to collab,
you collab you think so?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yes, it's Mariah carry Yeah, and Olivia is so nice
like that.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
I think she'll totally welcome that.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Who wouldn't welcome Mariah here, she's a Queen of Christmas.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, but the way she said that, you know, and
she had the Netflix doc the tour. Maybe Olivia is
already on vacation.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, good point. Ariana Grande was on the Today Show
yesterday with her work at co Star Olivia at revouh.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
They did no. I know, I would not correct you,
but all the people are messaging because oh really, they
were angry.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
All the people who get realize this report is a
mock report.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Yeah, they were demanding that you.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
We need to remind them.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
What do you say wrong?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
The last you said Olivia last time? I think because
we went from Olivia to this transition.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And we're in a hurry in the morning when we're
prepping the show. We get a lot of stuff to
get through at four o'clock in the morning. Okay, dm
rs the talkbackers, Okay, talkbackers, you have one in there. Now,
let me hear one.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Now you yell at the talks.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No, this is the mock report of the Billy and
Lisa Morning Show. It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
I'm okay, okay, right, let's respond back.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
The Ken did microphone. No one ever knows when He's
talking into the candid microphone and I wish I could
answer talkbacks with my own talkback.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
Hey, I'll tell you what. Why don't you go and
penetrate yourself for the hot rocky?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Why don't you complete that mission? Be the only excitement
you've ever had in.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Your That was That was Bill Cossa, not Lisa justin
Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
What did you just.
Speaker 14 (18:01):
So?
Speaker 7 (18:01):
That's that you guys, that's the real Billy casser Yeah,
that's kid I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Was clearly AI, Like, what did you just You're a
crazy persons so used. So yeah, no, I'm not even
talking about a revo. Okay, First of all, they couldn't
harmonize to save their lives. On the yesterday they're two
amazing singer. You know who's an amazing singer, Mark Zuckerberg,
(18:31):
who just dropped a collaboration with my man T Payne.
Let's go six n damn you're fun.
Speaker 15 (18:41):
Hoping you can suck it to me, baby, but more
time get can thank you?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Mark?
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
So apparently at the party they met Priscilla, his wife,
that song was playing when they met each other. So
they play it every year in the anniversary. In this year,
he teamed up with tea pain to do that cover.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I'm sorry, I still can't get over what you just
I'm gonna have to go into hiding from you have
to play it again.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Let's go to line one.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Hello, please please make Billy correct himself.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Her name is not.
Speaker 14 (19:21):
Olivia, it's Cynthia Arrivo.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Please please please make him correct himself.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Do you hear the drama in her voice? That's what
I'm talking about. No one gets that upset about Cynthia Arrivo.
She said please, yes, she said please, please please please
please please please please please.
Speaker 14 (19:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I don't get the anger. It's okay. I still can't
get over what you played, Like, are you really trying
to get me fired?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
No, we have to move on because we're gonna get
in trouble.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, we're in trouble.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
The meeting is coming.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I'm going home.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I'm not going to I need to end this report
like right now and go to the bathroom and puke.
Speaker 10 (20:12):
I'll use a hot rock. But I don't know if
they want to be a part of this. But we're
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Talkbacker here, tell Billy he can penetrate me with his
(20:46):
hot ride from the Planet's Fitness Kiss one Away Studios.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
We're back with a Villy and Lisa in the morning
on Kiss.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
You know what you just hit me. It's amazing. We're
really just around the corner from a turkey toss.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yet less than two weeks thirteen days away.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
And then Thanksgiving and then jingle Ball and uh, jingle
Ball has sold out. I've got a pair of tickets
right now for Call of twenty five six one seven,
nine three one one one eight, And this is very
important to produce a riley. The keyword here is going
to be wash. Wash is the keyword. More specifically, while
(21:25):
we wait for Call of twenty five, I want to
talk about what's happened to the car wash industry.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Billy has been wanting to talk about this for months now.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
One of the most enjoyable experiences in my life, my
whole life has been going to the car wall.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
That's sad to begin with.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Okay, well, you know I'm OCD and you know, when
the car has washed, I feel very good about myself
and about the world.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I think a couple, maybe two three Christmases I got
Billy car washed gift car.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Yeah, I still have a couple of the really good gifts.
Speaker 20 (21:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Absolutely. By the way, hot tip, it is a really
good gift. It is. But here's my problem. The industry
has changed. And this is what I want to talk about.
All of a sudden, when you pull in and I'm
not naming names, but you'll know who you are. Okay,
all of a sudden, you go to the car wash,
and you come under extreme pressure to join the club. Okay,
(22:18):
all I want is a car wash. There's nothing simpler
in life. You drive through most car washes, you don't
even have to drive. You get out of the car
right and all of a sudden, the car reappears and
it's perfectly clean, sparkling. All of a sudden. Now there
is this incredible pressure to join the membership club, so
much so it's become a harassment and b discrimination. And
(22:44):
now I'll explain the car washing question. Okay has completely
redesigned itself to focus solely on the members Okay, I
don't need to be a member. I'd like the car washed.
That would be nice, very easy. You exchange a few bucks,
you come out the cars clean. But now right away
(23:06):
they hit you with this membership. But it's like very aggressive.
It's like, oh, do you want the membership? I said no,
you know, I gotta be honest, No, I don't need
the memberships it and then they call you stupid.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
They shame you.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, they shame they car wash, shame you. And they're saying,
I don't believe you don't want the membership. It's like
a dollar a month when all of a sudden, done, No,
you know what, I really just want to get the
car wash. Can I just moved through. It got so
bad right time after time after time, it got so aggressive.
They had the membership pamphlet. Guys staking you out at
(23:37):
the vacuum. Now you're at the vacuum, innocently vacuuming your car.
It's a very peaceful moment right the vacuum. The sound
of the vacuum is very soothing.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Billy Billy has had to lie to them and say
that it's not his car.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
He's leaving tomorrow for Florida.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
This is how crazy it's pulling into the car wash.
I already have my story ready for the guy.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Two things. Two things. One you left out. The craziest
part is some car washes now have two lines.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That's why it happened. That's where the discriminations in.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
They have the membership line, which goes much quicker than
the shameful line when you don't have one and they
make you wait, right and they let all the members
go in. But can I ask an obvious question, as
somebody who loves a car wash so much.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Why not just join the club?
Speaker 7 (24:26):
Yeah, it's perfect for you.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I did join the club at one point a couple
of years ago when it first started, when it was
a lot less aggressive. But now Lisa is not making
this up on my way to the car wash. I'm
stressing out about making up a story about the car
so I don't need the membership you like. One time
I said, I'm sorry, it's a rental is another time
I said, I was all ready for him. You know,
he came up with a plan flet I said, I
(24:50):
know what you want. I don't want to join the membership.
The car is going to Florida in the morning. Another
time I said it wasn't my car. I was barring
it from a friend. I'm just getting it clean to
do the right thing. I just want to do the
right thing. He was kind enough to loan me the car.
I want to give it to him clean.
Speaker 20 (25:05):
Right.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
And now I get to the discriminatory part. Okay, Now
it's gotten a point where they've fixed the lanes so
that you have to go into the VIP to see
this guy. Right, And once you say no, I'm sorry,
I really don't want the membership, but I come here
two or three times a week. I'm kind of a
fanatic about the car wash, so I'm fine. Right. So
(25:28):
now he puts you in a line. This is where
he punishes you. Right. He puts you in a line
where thirty cars have to go before you who have
the membership card they go first, right, And then you're waiting,
and you're waiting it with dude, when am I going?
I paid cash? Cash isn't good, and you wait twenty
(25:48):
thirty cards and then he waves you in. Finally, when
there are no cars left with VIP pamphults, when they
have a little flag in their window. Okay, fine, aren't
you proud of yourself that you join the membership of
the local car wash. You're acting like you just got
a platinum MX car. Okay, dude, just let me go through.
(26:09):
It's gotten so bad. Now I go into the manual.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Wash, you leave soaking wet.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, your shoes are ruined. Right, I'm now in there
washing my own car because this guy won't leave me
alone about the membership. I almost want to get out
of the car and just give them the car. At
one part, you know what, I don't want the car
anymore because now I don't have to worry about getting
anything washed. Oh my god, Oh you funny?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Is you have a platinum RMX car? Why don't you use.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I don't want to give them the privilege, like I
just don't want to belong. Why can't I just get
the car wash?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Well, now it's turned into a resentment thing. No, no, no,
they come to the vacuum now. Now I'm at the
vacuum vacuum in the interior. I see him coming right
when I see him coming, now I'm crouching down behind
the front of the car so he doesn't see me.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I don't want to talk to the guy. It's become
such a stressful moment. And I know there are people
listening that know what I'm talking about. They do, and
maybe one of these aggressive car wash pamphlet people can
call me and explain why it's so important. Why can't I.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Just because members they want to bill you every month.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
They don't bug you at the.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Gym, no, but they but they get your money every
single month, whether you come or not.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Right because it makes them so much money. Because you're
not gonna go every day. You even if you go
twice a month or three times a month, you're still
gonna get them their money.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I figured it out. You know what they want. They
want your money up front so that they can now
go to the next car wash and transfix that car
wash into VIP members only. I'm telling you, I'm discriminated
against and it's just a car wash.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Well, you know what the good news is, guys, Now
we know what we're getting Uncle bill for christ.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
A membership.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Yeah, congratulations to Tiffany and haverl.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
She was our jingle Ball VIP winner. Next shot at
twelve ten and coming up next. We'll wrap up the
show on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Kids one Away.
Speaker 14 (28:13):
It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
the Morning.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Let's take a.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Look back at the show. What you missed on the
Thursday show. A lot went down, which you can find
all on the podcast, but here are some highlights. The
Golden Bachelorette finale aired last night. We had Riley Dunovan on.
That's Lisa's son. He's fourteen years old. He watches it,
he reviews it, and of course it was the finale,
so he had to call in and let us know
his thoughts and a kind of a funny moment during it.
(28:39):
You know, Lisa, the you know, hopeless romantic I am,
you know, hopes that you know, it all works out
for Joanan what's his name.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Chalk, Chalk.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
I think this one's gonna last, you do.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I think they've got good sexual chemistry.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
When you look at them, they look good together.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Mom, they're like a hundred years.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
So pure any so fair?
Speaker 14 (29:03):
Oh, Lisa, that son of yours, he's.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Just something else.
Speaker 14 (29:10):
Gotta love him feet like a hundred years old.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Hey, even if we're in our sixties, young Riley, we're
still looking for love.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
I still got it going on.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
My god, I still got it going on.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
We had a really crazy topic this morning, craziest things
that your pets heavy, and I think we got about
three hundred or more messages of stories from people.
Speaker 14 (29:34):
I have a two year old beagle and he ate
my husband's tooth. He has a partial that he had
taken out to eat and he had put it on
the side of the table and the dog got it
and eat it and the flipper.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah, yeah, he ate the flipper. Oh that sucks inexpensive.
Speaker 16 (29:53):
I rescued a puppy in March and after having her
for eight days, she ate five of my kids like
those sticky slap hands. Oh they got an Easter festival
and she needed surgery.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
You know, that was a common thing I noticed of
all the talk a lot of the talkbacks the animals
needed surgery. Oh yeah, to fix it, which is you know,
scary and also expensive.
Speaker 13 (30:19):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
So I actually think that I have you guys.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Partially to blame for this.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
But I know you were asking about the craziest things.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Dog to be eaten.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Well, my dog.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
I decided to put out the Christmas uh ornaments and
decorations early, and my dog ate jingle balls.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
And we just had that surgically removal.
Speaker 13 (30:44):
It was a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Oh what did he eat?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Jingle balls?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh? Oh yeah, then he's walking around ringing. I know
that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
That's true though.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Oh god, man, I don't have a pet. You know,
we plan to get one eventually and have to be careful.
Oh yeah, yeah, Billy able to slip up this morning.
You know, he had ale to slip up early on
in the show, and you know we didn't correct them.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
It was this right here.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Ariana Grande was on The Today Show yesterday with her
work at the co star Olivia Rivo.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
It's Cynthia. You know, it's okay, Bill, not a big deal.
But people were a little bit worked up about it.
Speaker 21 (31:22):
But you know, all in all, they love you if
you're on the topic of getting names wrong, people getting
names wrong. Billy also called Tate McCrae Tate McCurdy the
other day. But for me, I just love that. It
just makes the show even better.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay, I would have to hear that tape. I never
said that.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
I would think I would have it on tape.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
No, please find it, yeah, because then we can send
a message to our talkbackers.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Right, Okay, Yeah, that's the thing is Billy's now raging
against the talkbackers.
Speaker 22 (31:52):
Oh, Billy, I can just see you running around the
streets of Boston and Medford with that phallic wooden unit
justin got you from a Ruba looking for talkbackers to
stick it up, Okay, or yourself.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, see what happens. This is all your fault. You
trigger these things.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
What did I do?
Speaker 14 (32:11):
Be?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Because you had to play the talkback and then you
had to play the candid microphone?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
And can you play that candid mic for one more time?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I don't know, it might be risky. Why do you think, Yes,
we're already in trouble. Anyway, screw it.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
The candid microphone. No one ever knows when he's talking
into it. I wish I could answer talkbacks with my
own talkback.
Speaker 12 (32:37):
Hey, I tell you what, Why didn't you go and
penetrate yourself with the hot rod?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Why don't you complete that mission? Be the only excitement
you've ever had in your life. I gotta leave before
the bosses arrived. They can't fire you if you're not here, right, No,
they do.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Actually, they've done that with the talkbackers or with the
car wash y.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I've got to just go and hide to it. Lisa,
do you have an extra room.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
At the days? I can just just put a padlock
on it.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Don't even let me out.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Hey, this is Dan from Imagine Dragons and you're waking
up with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss
one eight.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
There's Dan. Hey, justin. I'm almost afraid to ask, but
do you have talkback leftovers this morning?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Indeed? I do.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Indeed I do about a wide variety of things that
we've talked about this morning, one of which was Bill's
anger at the talkbackers. We played a little candid microphone earlier.
You can go listen to the podcast if you want
to hear it. I'm not going to play it again.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
No fun. Bill gets worked up about it, but we
didn't play it.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
You did well.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
It's a we show. You know, we're a team, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 11 (33:54):
I'm choking up in my tea because of Billy's talkback.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Oh my god, hit and make a phone.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Oh my god, I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I can't breathe.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Easy.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
So yeah, Billy was ranting about the topbackers and then
also the car washes. Oh, because they try to, you know,
make you sign up for the club. Yeah, you know,
VIP club.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's like torture all of a sudden.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
And now I actually agree with you on that. Now
they've gone so far as to create tools. So they
have the member line, which is very fast, and if
you're not a member, they shame you.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
You're a loser.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
And then I forgot to mention the members get let
in like thirty at a time before you were allowed
to get in line. And as they go by, they're
looking at you like showing you their pamphlet. I'm a member, yep, yeah, yep,
shaming you.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Oh my god, this is funnier than I'm parked on
your face.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
I hope Billy No doesn't end this till the end
of the show. Yeah, just worked up.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
But you know I did pose the question right as
a car wash regular, wouldn't it make sense to get Yes?
Speaker 5 (35:03):
It would, but not for Bill.
Speaker 16 (35:05):
I'm truly shocked that Michelle has let Billy go on
like this without.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Getting the car Washed membership and racking.
Speaker 21 (35:13):
Up all those savings.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
He's going in two three times a week.
Speaker 14 (35:17):
It's actually insane that he's not getting the membership.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Crazy Michelle must not even know.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, first of all, I don't want to be a member. Okay,
I don't want to be one of most people that's
staring down the people who, for one reason or another
don't want to be a member.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Well, now it's a war. Now it's a war with
you in the car washes.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah, oh, you got to see the looks.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Oh, I know I've been there. Although I go to
a great car wash that I really love.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
I do too.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah, I won't be you know why because they have
the stuffed animals at the end hanging. So I go
with my daughter, So they have Mickey Mouse and.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
So we go through. Yeah, it's scrub a dub in.
Speaker 7 (35:58):
I love my mine's in the ponsit.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I say, scrub it dub. I get my dad because
he loves the car wash.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
They can do ninety days instead of doing like something
where they'd card your card every month. I can just
do a ninety day membership and then he can use
it whenever he wants.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
And that's what I do. So Scrub dub is great
for that.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, you don't want to do any thing. Let me
ask you something. What are you doing with the membership
when it's snowing out all winter? I go every week,
even in the snow.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Even in the snow, you got to get all that
salt brought your car.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Yeah, just saying, just saying, all right, before we get
out of here.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
We do have a special birthday shout out shout outs
once in a while, but I think this one's a
little special.
Speaker 19 (36:33):
Good morning, morning crew. Today is my son Jasper's fourth birthday.
Speaker 11 (36:38):
And he has.
Speaker 19 (36:39):
Listened to you guys every day of his life with
me for four years. And when he first started talking,
the first things he said when he would get in
the car is Billy and Lisa. So I just wanted
to push Jasper a happy birthday through the Billy and
Lisa show.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Oh my god, Hey, birthday.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Jazz, but birthday jass. But we love you.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Yeah, four years old. I wonder what he thinks about
Billy's candor microphone this morning.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah, who knows anyway, Happy birthday, jas Brona.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Saying I'm sorry, birthday.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
All right, we gotta go. Uh, don't forget. We've got
the book club tonight, he said.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
A book club Johson, Mane and Burlington. Can't wait.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
By the way, the store is open, so if you
want to come in you can do some shopping, buy
some furnit or.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Some desktous holiday. Yeah, all the beautiful trees are out
on your ends.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
The Mighty One's gonna have your VIP. Jingle Ball passes
at twelve ten will be back tomorrow morning, The Big
Friday Show, New Music Friday Tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
It is Tate McCrae is dropping a news mccerdel Tate
mc cray or, as Bill says, Tate mccurdel never said it.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
We gotta go see it.
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