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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So Yankee swaps can happen at a friend's house. It
can also happen at the office. There's usually like a price,
you know, limit, or you know, there's stuff like that happening.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So there's a list. It's on Boston dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We found it this morning, and I'm just going to
read off some of the worst Yankee swap gifts that
you can give. One person wrote in that my old
boss gave me the big hot Dog. It was an
edible hot dog that was sixteen inches long, four inches
in diameter diameter, and weighed in at seven pounds.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Really, I actually wouldn't mind getting.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, so I said that one.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Between that and the now horn cutout yourself a party.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
That's slightly inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Slightly inappropriate, very suggestive.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
This guy, Brian from Braintree, added he got an industrial
sized can of baked beans and a roll of toilet paper.
Another person got expired food. Yeah, you may not want
to do that. One someone one gave a used sex toy.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
There's no way used.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It was probably open. I know, Billy, you've done this
when a squatty potty.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yeah, the year the squatty partty. I think I reject
that that is a great gift. I have one that
is it's amazing, it will change your life. That and
the tushy two great gifts.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'm giving serious to the tushe Well, how do you
hook it up?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Is it very very easy? No, you could do it,
or you can just have a plumber. Dude, It's it's
pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Where do you find a tushy?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Anywhere? You can get an Amazon, you get anywhere?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay, does the plumber when he arrives, does you think
it's a little strange as a grown man you're getting.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
I have a friend. My friend is a plumber, so
he's my friend, so he comes over. So I'm not
sure how you know a regular one.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Other ones are random. Gifts were a clay ache and.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
CD that that is all and a five dollars adult
coloring book.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I didn't even know that those existed.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
They say it's good for anxiety. If you're an adult anxiety,
it can commune Bill, you should get it.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Are you doing that too?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
No, I'm not doing it. But they say it's good.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Nile Horn and an adult coloring book.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I I they say it's good to like relax your
brain and just chill out and.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh I thought it was like adult pictures.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
No, they have.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, they have more like, you know, more intricate like
flowers and stuff like that. It's just more of like
more adult setting, like you know, flowers or scenery. But
it's you know, it's coloring the lines. It's a I
don't know psychologists do it.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
All I know is I brought the squatty party. I
think it was the only Yankee swamp I've ever been to.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
But that's that's not a gift to me. That's that's
a good gift.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
At the time they thought it was, but then they
did nothing to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It was shark tank related items.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So there was to your Yankee swap, which was actually
probably easier.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, the one I'm going to tonight is anything fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Or over what over? Yes, I've never seen that minimum.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah are you sure?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, I read it fifty minimum.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah. I'm like, well, last year I brought an item
off the Goop website.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It was one of the it was a hit.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Was it one of this It wasn't used though, No.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It was no, it was like it was it was
something that she sells on her website.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, and yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Heat this morning for something she's got on her website.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Justin had that story, didn't.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
I didn't give it to Billy because it's really dirty,
so I don't want to get into it. But yeah,
she's catching heat because she sells adult adult toys, and
one in particular they're saying is it could cause infections.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
They said that it can cause cancer to or diabetes.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
What is wrong with her?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Gwyneth Paltrow, Like, can't she just be Gwyneth Paltrow?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, I read recently that she wants to sell the
company and get out of get out of Hollywood altogether.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
You get the impression she just has sex twenty four
hours a day.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I think she thinks about sex a lot, but I
don't think she's having it that much.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
That's what she's outlets.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
She's with Brad Fauchuk, she married him.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, it's any kind of homely.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No, he's handsome.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I'm going to a Yankee swap Christmas Eve on your birthday?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, who's hosting that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I feel like you should?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
The Rockets, Oh, oh, the Rockets.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I want to be that Yankee swap.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Can I please come.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It's only things food or liquor related for the swap.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Oh that's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, do you know what
you're bringing yet?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I think Michelle has handled it.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Okay, Yeah, my wife handles it too. Yeah, and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I was actually given a really good recommendation and I
can't get it in time, but you could. It's called
the Bartesian and Santy down the hall recommended.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Please don't give me.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's basically like it's a it's a.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
PREMI cocktail dispensing machine.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I like, you know, like you put little oh
cakeups in.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's actually alcohol.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, you'll never use it. It'll end up in a
back closet somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Most of those drink you will, I think if you
drink your routinely.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
He said, it's great.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yeah. Can I be honest about something?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I think most things that I've gotten in the Yankee Swap,
I just save them and I regift them in the
next Yankee Swap.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I think a lot of people do that.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
That's just what I do. Yeah, I gotten anything good.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Like the one time I had something good, somebody claimed
it at the end, don't they get the the person
gets to take whatever prize they want.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
So that's another thing that I haven't issue with. I mean,
it's that makes it fun. You can steal the previous
it's fun. Like adults start taking gifts from kids because
I've been apart, I've.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Been just shouldn't be.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Okay, an eight year old girl, if you want a
New Hampshire thing, No it's not a new.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hampshire thing, it's it's a it's a family scummy thing.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Had a Yankee swap once. There was a Duncan gift
card that everybody wanted. I think it was like fifty
bucks and handed up with some eight and eight year
old girl and an adult took it from her.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That is just not allowed.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
But you know, if you're gonna play the game, you
gotta play at fair and I mean that is the game.
The kid wants to play with the adults, you gotta
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
They made some comment like, well, a kid don't drink
coffee
So Yankee swaps can happen at a friend's house. It
can also happen at the office. There's usually like a price,
you know, limit, or you know, there's stuff like that happening.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So there's a list. It's on Boston dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We found it this morning, and I'm just going to
read off some of the worst Yankee swap gifts that
you can give. One person wrote in that my old
boss gave me the big hot Dog. It was an
edible hot dog that was sixteen inches long, four inches
in diameter diameter, and weighed in at seven pounds.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Really, I actually wouldn't mind getting.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, so I said that one.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Between that and the now horn cutout yourself a party.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
That's slightly inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Slightly inappropriate, very suggestive.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
This guy, Brian from Braintree, added he got an industrial
sized can of baked beans and a roll of toilet paper.
Another person got expired food. Yeah, you may not want
to do that. One someone one gave a used sex toy.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
There's no way used.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It was probably open. I know, Billy, you've done this
when a squatty potty.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yeah, the year the squatty partty. I think I reject
that that is a great gift. I have one that
is it's amazing, it will change your life. That and
the tushy two great gifts.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I'm giving serious to the tushe Well, how do you
hook it up?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Is it very very easy? No, you could do it,
or you can just have a plumber. Dude, It's it's
pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Where do you find a tushy?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Anywhere? You can get an Amazon, you get anywhere?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay, does the plumber when he arrives, does you think
it's a little strange as a grown man you're getting.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
I have a friend. My friend is a plumber, so
he's my friend, so he comes over. So I'm not
sure how you know a regular one.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Other ones are random. Gifts were a clay ache and.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
CD that that is all and a five dollars adult
coloring book.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I didn't even know that those existed.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
They say it's good for anxiety. If you're an adult anxiety,
it can commune Bill, you should get it.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Are you doing that too?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
No, I'm not doing it. But they say it's good.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Nile Horn and an adult coloring book.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I I they say it's good to like relax your
brain and just chill out and.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh I thought it was like adult pictures.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
No, they have.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, they have more like, you know, more intricate like
flowers and stuff like that. It's just more of like
more adult setting, like you know, flowers or scenery. But
it's you know, it's coloring the lines. It's a I
don't know psychologists do it.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
All I know is I brought the squatty party. I
think it was the only Yankee swamp I've ever been to.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
But that's that's not a gift to me. That's that's
a good gift.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
At the time they thought it was, but then they
did nothing to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It was shark tank related items.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So there was to your Yankee swap, which was actually
probably easier.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, the one I'm going to tonight is anything fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Or over what over? Yes, I've never seen that minimum.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah are you sure?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, I read it fifty minimum.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah. I'm like, well, last year I brought an item
off the Goop website.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It was one of the it was a hit.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Was it one of this It wasn't used though, No.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It was no, it was like it was it was
something that she sells on her website.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, and yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Heat this morning for something she's got on her website.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Justin had that story, didn't.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
I didn't give it to Billy because it's really dirty,
so I don't want to get into it. But yeah,
she's catching heat because she sells adult adult toys, and
one in particular they're saying is it could cause infections.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
They said that it can cause cancer to or diabetes.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
What is wrong with her?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Gwyneth Paltrow, Like, can't she just be Gwyneth Paltrow?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, I read recently that she wants to sell the
company and get out of get out of Hollywood altogether.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
You get the impression she just has sex twenty four
hours a day.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I think she thinks about sex a lot, but I
don't think she's having it that much.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
That's what she's outlets.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
She's with Brad Fauchuk, she married him.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, it's any kind of homely.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No, he's handsome.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I'm going to a Yankee swap Christmas Eve on your birthday?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, who's hosting that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I feel like you should?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
The Rockets, Oh, oh, the Rockets.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I want to be that Yankee swap.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Can I please come.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It's only things food or liquor related for the swap.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Oh that's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, do you know what
you're bringing yet?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I think Michelle has handled it.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Okay, Yeah, my wife handles it too. Yeah, and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I was actually given a really good recommendation and I
can't get it in time, but you could. It's called
the Bartesian and Santy down the hall recommended.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Please don't give me.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's basically like it's a it's a.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
PREMI cocktail dispensing machine.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, I like, you know, like you put little oh
cakeups in.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's actually alcohol.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, you'll never use it. It'll end up in a
back closet somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Most of those drink you will, I think if you
drink your routinely.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
He said, it's great.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yeah. Can I be honest about something?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I think most things that I've gotten in the Yankee Swap,
I just save them and I regift them in the
next Yankee Swap.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I think a lot of people do that.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
That's just what I do. Yeah, I gotten anything good.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Like the one time I had something good, somebody claimed
it at the end, don't they get the the person
gets to take whatever prize they want.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
So that's another thing that I haven't issue with. I mean,
it's that makes it fun. You can steal the previous
it's fun. Like adults start taking gifts from kids because
I've been apart, I've.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Been just shouldn't be.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Okay, an eight year old girl, if you want a
New Hampshire thing, No it's not a new.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hampshire thing, it's it's a it's a family scummy thing.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Had a Yankee swap once. There was a Duncan gift
card that everybody wanted. I think it was like fifty
bucks and handed up with some eight and eight year
old girl and an adult took it from her.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That is just not allowed.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
But you know, if you're gonna play the game, you
gotta play at fair and I mean that is the game.
The kid wants to play with the adults, you gotta
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
They made some comment like, well, a kid don't drink
coffee
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