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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So there's a weird story out about the new laws
that are taking effect in twenty twenty four throughout the country.
So we're going to go to the guy who's broken
more laws than anyone else, we know, our own, Justine justin.
What's the deal?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You are? Right, Billy? There are a lot of a
lot of new laws, but there's a lot of weird
laws that in twenty twenty four around the United States
are still in effect. Okay, I have a list.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Here, All right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Let's start in Derby, Kansas. Now, if this were Derby,
Kansas where we were living and working, I would be
in jail for decades because it is currently illegal to
hit the any vending machine in Derby, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh you mean like shake it or something.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You can't put your hands on the vending machine and
it's punishable by a year in jail. That's going to
be hard to enforce though, right Who's gonna find out
because cameras?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh do we have cameras in our kitchen? Because I
don't know, we shake that the worst machine on rut.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
So the issue with our vending machine at the radio station,
I'm not trying to steal anything. It's that when it
gets you know, you pay for the bar or chips
when they come out, they get stuck or.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It just happened to be again this morning. I give
the credit card and it says error, and then they
still charge you, right, so they're actually taking from you.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, yeah, And all I do is give it a shake.
But sometimes it's it's a violent shake. Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You want you want your snack.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm glad you're doing it well. I also I sometimes
I'll shake it so hard that the one behind it
will also.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
And that's the bonus one I get. He always comes
in his own.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, come out, all right, let's head up to Maine,
our friends up in Maine. Did you guys know that
right now in Rumford, Maine, it is illegal to bite
your landlord. Oh yeah, that shouldn't go without saying, right,
but it needed to be in the law books in Rumford,
Maine where it is. And you know, fighting with your
(01:56):
landlord will earn your home the designation of a disorderly
how and it's also punished, punishable by a fine of
up to two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
And probably it's kind of assault. Right.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You probably can't buy anybody really let's stay in Maine.
How about this In South Berwick, the town passed the
law where you cannot park in front of the Duncan
in South Berwick, Maine. Yeah, where are you supposed to park?
I guess there's no room for parking. So they said
people were still parking there, so they passed the law.
(02:32):
And I guess it's a real popular duncan.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So what's the fine?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Uh doesn't say what the fine is, but you cannot
park right in front.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Of it, so it's trespassing probably, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So some of those dunks get really busy and really
crazy and really backed up.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, it's duncan, man, of course it does.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Let's head to Wilburg, Washington, where it is uh illegal
to ride an ugly horse.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Isn't it subjective though? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Why what?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
They say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right, Yeah,
but you're better make sure everyone thinks your horse is
good looking in Wilbur, Washington, because yeah, in the law books,
it's punished, punishable, punishable by a fine of three hundred
dollars if your horse is considered ugly.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are they riding horses for the streets of Wilbur, Washington.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm sure this is an old law, probably from the
eighteen hundreds. They just they still have they haven't updated.
They call those blue laws, right, Yeah, I just don't
understand how, like, how do you know it's ugly?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Maybe maybe the police at that time or whoever, would
you know, enforce it and say that's an ugly horse
unkept Maybe if you didn't like clean their hoofs, their
their main or something.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Brush their teeth, yeah, maybe they yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Know they have big yellow, big yellow teeth.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
All right, let's head to Bowlder, Colorado. How about this one.
Fighting words are not allowed in Boulder, Colorado. That's not allowed.
You can't, you know, you can't yell at somebody like
you're gonna fight them, unless it's with the police.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
What.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yes, this law states in Boulder, Colorado, it's against the
law to tease, tut or threaten somebody with the hope
that the words will start a fight. But there's one exception.
It's perfectly legal to say fighting words to a cop
until the cop asked you to stop, at which point
you are legally required to knock it off. That's a
(04:32):
weird law.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, he wrote that one.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
The law has been amended many times over the years
to make sure it's constitutional and doesn't restrict anyone's First
Amendment rights. So now the intent is to harass or
annoy or annoy must be very clear, so the law
is still in effect. Okay, like that one, like you
can go after a cop, but you can't know. It's
(04:57):
just weird that you know a law like that has
been amended many times. Why not just remove it? And
it's silly weird law.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, you'd be amazed to see how many blue laws
are still on the books, even here in mass.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
There's so many bother with this One's not a huge
surprise in West Virginia that it's perfectly legal to have
roadkill for dinner. Oh in West Virginia, yeh.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Well mountains.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, So any animal that you accidentally killed on the
road you can eat as long as you tell law
enforcement within twelve hours from when the incident occur. How
are they going to know if you hit a deer
or whatever I'm just saying, squirrel when you take it
in point in the trunk.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
God.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You also have to get a free permit from the
West Virginia Division of Natural Resources.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, because otherwise people are going to intentionally go out
looking for animals to run down.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You want to run over raccoon and then eat it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's we're talking about the mountains of Virginia.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay, it's well, yeah, West Virginia is quite the especially
in the mountains.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
They got whiskey drinking community. Yeah, and I think I've
never been right.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, the Whitaker family is an incestuous family in West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Who is a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
There's not a lot of teeth, that's that's for sure.
I pulled this one for Winnie because she loves hot
dogs so much. Let's head to Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Okay,
look at that we're dressing inappropriately? Is outlawed if you
are a hot dog vendor. Yes, by law in Fort Lauderdale.
(06:36):
Hot dog vendors need to keep their outfits modest. They
can't have exposed cleavage, they can't wear g strings and
or do their job in a bikini. Need to be
completely covered in a modest outfit to outfit to sell
hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Whinny had herself a hot dog Dona.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I knew that was Oh my God, to get her nails.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Sure
So there's a weird story out about the new laws
that are taking effect in twenty twenty four throughout the country.
So we're going to go to the guy who's broken
more laws than anyone else, we know, our own, Justine justin.
What's the deal?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You are? Right, Billy? There are a lot of a
lot of new laws, but there's a lot of weird
laws that in twenty twenty four around the United States
are still in effect. Okay, I have a list.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Here, All right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Let's start in Derby, Kansas. Now, if this were Derby,
Kansas where we were living and working, I would be
in jail for decades because it is currently illegal to
hit the any vending machine in Derby, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh you mean like shake it or something.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You can't put your hands on the vending machine and
it's punishable by a year in jail. That's going to
be hard to enforce though, right Who's gonna find out
because cameras?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh do we have cameras in our kitchen? Because I
don't know, we shake that the worst machine on rut.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
So the issue with our vending machine at the radio station,
I'm not trying to steal anything. It's that when it
gets you know, you pay for the bar or chips
when they come out, they get stuck or.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It just happened to be again this morning. I give
the credit card and it says error, and then they
still charge you, right, so they're actually taking from you.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, yeah, And all I do is give it a shake.
But sometimes it's it's a violent shake. Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You want you want your snack.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm glad you're doing it well. I also I sometimes
I'll shake it so hard that the one behind it
will also.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
And that's the bonus one I get. He always comes
in his own.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, come out, all right, let's head up to Maine,
our friends up in Maine. Did you guys know that
right now in Rumford, Maine, it is illegal to bite
your landlord. Oh yeah, that shouldn't go without saying, right,
but it needed to be in the law books in Rumford,
Maine where it is. And you know, fighting with your
(01:56):
landlord will earn your home the designation of a disorderly
how and it's also punished, punishable by a fine of
up to two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
And probably it's kind of assault. Right.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You probably can't buy anybody really let's stay in Maine.
How about this In South Berwick, the town passed the
law where you cannot park in front of the Duncan
in South Berwick, Maine. Yeah, where are you supposed to park?
I guess there's no room for parking. So they said
people were still parking there, so they passed the law.
(02:32):
And I guess it's a real popular duncan.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
So what's the fine?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Uh doesn't say what the fine is, but you cannot
park right in front.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Of it, so it's trespassing probably, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So some of those dunks get really busy and really
crazy and really backed up.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, it's duncan, man, of course it does.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Let's head to Wilburg, Washington, where it is uh illegal
to ride an ugly horse.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Isn't it subjective though? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Why what?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
They say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right, Yeah,
but you're better make sure everyone thinks your horse is
good looking in Wilbur, Washington, because yeah, in the law books,
it's punished, punishable, punishable by a fine of three hundred
dollars if your horse is considered ugly.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are they riding horses for the streets of Wilbur, Washington.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm sure this is an old law, probably from the
eighteen hundreds. They just they still have they haven't updated.
They call those blue laws, right, Yeah, I just don't
understand how, like, how do you know it's ugly?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Maybe maybe the police at that time or whoever, would
you know, enforce it and say that's an ugly horse
unkept Maybe if you didn't like clean their hoofs, their
their main or something.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Brush their teeth, yeah, maybe they yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Know they have big yellow, big yellow teeth.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
All right, let's head to Bowlder, Colorado. How about this one.
Fighting words are not allowed in Boulder, Colorado. That's not allowed.
You can't, you know, you can't yell at somebody like
you're gonna fight them, unless it's with the police.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
What.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yes, this law states in Boulder, Colorado, it's against the
law to tease, tut or threaten somebody with the hope
that the words will start a fight. But there's one exception.
It's perfectly legal to say fighting words to a cop
until the cop asked you to stop, at which point
you are legally required to knock it off. That's a
(04:32):
weird law.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, he wrote that one.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
The law has been amended many times over the years
to make sure it's constitutional and doesn't restrict anyone's First
Amendment rights. So now the intent is to harass or
annoy or annoy must be very clear, so the law
is still in effect. Okay, like that one, like you
can go after a cop, but you can't know. It's
(04:57):
just weird that you know a law like that has
been amended many times. Why not just remove it? And
it's silly weird law.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, you'd be amazed to see how many blue laws
are still on the books, even here in mass.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
There's so many bother with this One's not a huge
surprise in West Virginia that it's perfectly legal to have
roadkill for dinner. Oh in West Virginia, yeh.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Well mountains.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, So any animal that you accidentally killed on the
road you can eat as long as you tell law
enforcement within twelve hours from when the incident occur. How
are they going to know if you hit a deer
or whatever I'm just saying, squirrel when you take it
in point in the trunk.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
God.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You also have to get a free permit from the
West Virginia Division of Natural Resources.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, because otherwise people are going to intentionally go out
looking for animals to run down.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You want to run over raccoon and then eat it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's we're talking about the mountains of Virginia.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay, it's well, yeah, West Virginia is quite the especially
in the mountains.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
They got whiskey drinking community. Yeah, and I think I've
never been right.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, the Whitaker family is an incestuous family in West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Who is a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
There's not a lot of teeth, that's that's for sure.
I pulled this one for Winnie because she loves hot
dogs so much. Let's head to Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Okay,
look at that we're dressing inappropriately? Is outlawed if you
are a hot dog vendor. Yes, by law in Fort Lauderdale.
(06:36):
Hot dog vendors need to keep their outfits modest. They
can't have exposed cleavage, they can't wear g strings and
or do their job in a bikini. Need to be
completely covered in a modest outfit to outfit to sell
hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Whinny had herself a hot dog Dona.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I knew that was Oh my God, to get her nails.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Sure
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