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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's the best a billion Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, everybody, Welcome in. It is a Saturday morning,
justin here. Thank you for joining. I have your top
five moments from this week on the Billy and Lisa's show.
Well caut them down, starting with number five. This was
back on Monday. Lisa came in with a gym story
over the weekend. A lot of people have New Year's
resolutions to get healthy, go to the gym. But there's
also a thing called jim etiquette.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm on a treadmill and there are like one hundred treadmills,
and then there's an elliptical right next to my treadmill.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
So I'm on the end.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And I'm running, running, running, running, running, and this guy
comes over and goes on the elliptical right next to
my treadmill.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
And I was on There were multiple open ones, multiple.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Open ones, except so he decides to go right next
to me. Now great, I'm so happy. Everyone's back at
the gym. New Year, New year whatever. Okay, he proceeds
to be a massive sweater. Okay, like and the elliptical,
He's gone really hard and the sweat is just spewing
everywhere all over me all over my treadmill, all over
(01:04):
my jacket that was on the floor. I'm like, all
I'm doing and I'm trying to like move like away
from him on the treadmill, but like I'm like trying
to run, so it's not really happening. And I was
halfway through my workout, so it wasn't like I was
going to stop my workout.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
And move to a different treadmill. So I just sort of.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like bared it. But my thing is with Jim etiquette.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
If you know that.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You're a sweater, like and you're working out really hard,
you gotta bring a towel with you, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Your go to yes and or go to a one
further away where nobody's around you and then wipe your
machine down.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It was like mind blowing.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I think he just wanted to be closer.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
To now with this, and he had no idea that
he was just spewing sweat all over me.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
I think people are so not self aware. Like I've
told the story before, but I have a home gym
at my apartment complex and there's only three treadmills. But
I mean considering, I mean there's probably no more than
two of the little three people out.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
There at a time.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Yeah, and I go and this guy will there'll be
you know, a gap, and he'll go right next to you.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
And he's a hacker.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I swear he gave me like three years ago.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
And I see him as I think he must work
from home, because if I go at like noon, when
I get home from Mark, he's there. And I can't
stand the guy. He seems nice enough, but I'm like,
you're a hacker. You're annoying, and you always sit right
next to him and you don't need to.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Well, couldn't either of you moved to a different treadmill again.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Again, Billy, I thought about it, but I literally was
right in the middle of my back and it would
have been really tough for me to stop and then
start again. And the other thing I have to mention is,
you know how you have to wipe off the gym
equipment after you're done.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
He didn't wipe.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He did not wipe the gym equipment off.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I was horrified, wrenched.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
It was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, he's doing the elliptical too, so his arms and
a moving and you're just getting hit.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
It's just shred everywhere. He's a leaker. Hears about the
thing about aggressive leakers. You know, we know, we all
know something that just for no reason, they're sitting there and.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
They're sweating profusely from the forehead whatever. They never seem
to know.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
No, I appreciate there are guys, especially if you see
him has bigger men, they carry towels.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I know that's what I'm and that's okay, just carry
a towel.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, so we had no towel and he walked away
from the machine and wipe it at.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
My Jim I work out with my best friend. His
name is Zeb.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I've talked about him before and he's the gym police,
so he is big on jim eticutte year round, doesn't
matter when it is. So if he sees you not
wipe down your machine, he'll come over very nicely politely.
If you don't put your weights away, he'll go up
and he'll walk you back to the machine.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
That's a little karnish, I know.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
That's such a care I love Jeb.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I love that, But that's weird.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, he's trying to just teach jim etiqutt too, So
what does he say to that? Okay, for example, the
leg press, So guys can do a lot of weight
on that leg press. They put on ten plates on
each side. That's twenty forty five five pound plates. Yeah,
and a real common thing is they load the leg
press up and they walk away when they're done. They
don't want to unload it. Yeah, that's with the women
and the smaller men and those plates. Yeah, they come
(04:02):
over to we've seen it. They come over to use
it and it's full of plates and they walk away.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
They can't lift it.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So if that happens, and it has happened, he'll see it.
He'll go over to them very politely and say you
didn't put your weights away, And no matter what they say,
he'll say, let's go, and he'll walk them back and
over and he'll watch as they unload every single plate.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Still a little killed because he's an American.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Here there's plates, twenty forty five plates. That's that's a
crime to lead those for people because.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
We can't lift.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Just tell you, I wouldn't know what to do with that.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, No, there's no way you're going to move the plate.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
No, it's just etiquette.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Right now at this time of year, a lot of
people are back in the gym. We talked about it
and it's a really good time to teach people politely
and nicely and or just be have common sense to
wipe down the machine.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
And there are so many gym etiquette violations that happen
every minute of every day. Wasn't this past Friday quitters Friday?
It was?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, it's like it's a second Friday of January. That's
when most people will quit the gym that they just joined.
Their new year's solution is now over.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
One more quick one for me is when when people
walk over to the dumbbells in front of the Mara
and it's busy and they just pick up the dumbbells
instead of walking away and working out, they just lift
right in front they block the dumbells, yeah, to do
dumbbell curls so they can get up close with themselves.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Another one of mine is when you're in the middle
of a cycle, whether it's the lat machine, whether it's
you know, the chess machine, whatever, and you're in your cycle,
so timing is critical, right. You want to go from
one machine one set, to another set to another set,
and the person is sitting in the machine you're in
the middle of using and he's not even using it.
He's on his phone, she's on her phone, and I'm like,
(05:43):
would you mind, I'd like to continue working.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I mean, so that's annoying.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
So many etiquette violations.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Can I ask Lisa one follow up question? You don't
have to answer, But did any of the sweat go
like in your face?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I don't, Probably it was all it was just speak. Yeah,
I forgot y. Yeah, it's like a spray bottle basically,
so gross.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I know, it's all right. Your number four moment from
this week actually goes with number five. What's up? Guys?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Justin here, I am counting down the best moments and
the Billy and Lisa Show, And a lot of times
things that we talk about on the show turn into
our topic time, which we do every single morning at
seven forty, and the topic time on this day was
about Jim etiquette please be respectful.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, we got to talking this morning.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You know, it's that time of year where first of
the year, everybody thinks they want to join a gym,
they're going to turn over a new leaf, they're going
to work out, they're going to get in shape.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Last a couple of weeks for a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
In fact, this past Friday was National Quitters Friday, but
everybody's got etiquette issues at the gym. Lisa explained her
some guy took the machine right next to her this
weekend and was spraying sweat all over it like it
was an ultimate sweater and didn't even know it.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It was aggressively sweating all over man.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
You gotta have some awareness. Yeah, you know, bring it out. Yeah,
wipe your machine.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Some people don't wipe the machine. Some people don't return
their way. Some people just stand around and chit chat
all day and you're trying to get a work out
there sitting in the machine.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
You want to use.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Let's start with MJ, who's checking in from Rhode Island. MJ,
give us a violation, an etiquete violation.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Hi, good morning. I am a fitness instructor. So I
have I have many so but this one takes the cake.
Years ago, I was teaching a can you guys hear me?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, I'm clear.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Oh awesome, it wasn't. I was teaching a class. It
was a special one for moms and dads and kids
like you could work out with your kids. Oh, yes,
we teach the class. I teach the class. I'm in
the locker room. After changing, one of the moms comes
in with her kids, a little boy and a little girl.
So of course I'm not going to change in the
middle of the locker room. So I go into like
(07:53):
the little curtained off area, you know, to change, and
I close the curtain and I'm in my glory and
here come the little boy and girl ripping opened the ring.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
That's awkward.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
It was, yes, justice, And the worst part, you guys,
is the mom was right there and didn't even correct
the behavior.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
My guess, you don't do that.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
Door.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
You don't open a curtain when someone's you know, nothing,
they just so I just quickly close the curtain. But
then I had to teach another four weeks of classes
with them.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh my god, what kind of a class is it?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Like?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
What kind of a workout?
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Well, that one was just years ago. It was just
a like it was a special six week class for
parents and kids to work out together. So it was
like a like a pop up type type of class.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Yeah, okay, I would do that.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Wo wow.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
So the first golf and Rhode Island. They're listening in
Rhode Island. Why wouldn't they be Let's go to Diane.
She's calling in from Lowell. Good morning, Diane. What's your
story or complaint?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Sorry, let me Yeah, so my daughter last Thursday had
a very bad allergic reaction because she's allergic to peanuts
and trenuts. So someone didn't clean the equipment and she
just gone on the elliptical and it was like covered
with high Yeah. So yeah, so it's just really important
for people to clean. I told her, you have to
clean before and after. Now, that's especially after Lisa's story.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, so true.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I didn't take.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Care of yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Oh god, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yeah, that's a serious right now.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I never would have thought that either.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Me either, but this time to you was profusely sweating
all over everybody.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
There are some horror stories of like people getting bacterial
infections and things like that.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
So wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
That's a good idea to wipe down before and after.
But it gets tough, you know, mid workout, you're you know,
you're in the middle of it wiping before.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
I mean, because it's not always on the gym.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Okay, there are a lot of machines and out of
weights and everything else. They're kind of leaning on you
to do what. They put signs all over the gym.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Make sure you put your ton of spray bottles and
tons of whites and stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah, let's go to Jill. And Jill is calling in
from Haveral.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Jill, what's your story?
Speaker 12 (10:17):
So I was going to go swimming at the pool
and this guy comes in and you're supposed to take
a shower obviously before you get in the pool, which
he did not, And so as he's getting into the pool,
he blows his nose into his hand and wipe it.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Wait a minute, where did he wipe his what where
did he wipe it? After he blew his nose?
Speaker 8 (10:43):
He washed it in the pool?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
All right, that's I don't Jill. Don't say the gym,
but I know I know what Jim she's talking about.
Don't say the name of it.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
But how do you know?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Because she's in havel at all.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
You do you really?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Are you really shower before you're going into the pool.
I think a lot of people don't a lot of
people don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
But this guy's delivering snot rockets into his hand and
putting it in the water.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 10 (11:12):
God?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Let's go to what does he say?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Madison Madison is calling from Abington. Good morning, Uh, Addison, what.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Have you got for Madison?
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Go ahead. Madison.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
So speaking on the speaking on the woman who said
her daughter had an allergic reaction, Same thing happened to.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
Me last year.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
I was on the treadmill and.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
I'm allergic to peanuts.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Never had an allergic reaction like this before. I went into
anaphylactis and had to go to the hospital and get
an EpiPen because someone didn't clean their treadmill.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I never thought of this.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
This is such a good PSA down the equipment.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Because of an allergy. Yeah, wow, that never would have cush.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Yeah, I'm not very severe or anything like.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
It's usually only if I eat it. So it was
like the weird a thing.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
I just my face blew up and I had to
go to hospital and everything.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
God, Okay, make sure you're wiping down the machines.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Okay, let's go to Karen.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
She's calling in from Waltham.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Karen, go ahead, Karen, actually with the tee.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Karen.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Karen, Okay, go ahead, Taren.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Oh yeah, I'm very Karen.
Speaker 13 (12:24):
Karen's my altering you guess okay, go ahead, Taren.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
So.
Speaker 13 (12:30):
I was working out one time and I was warming up,
just getting started, and this guy just literally walked right
into me. I'm on my hands, on my knees and
he just ran into me, like just didn't even look.
And I was so pissed off. I was like, who
just walks into me? Like I'm I'm on the ground,
just like doing my warm up. What are you doing?
And so I waited for him to get back out
of the uh the men's room and whatever. I was like, hey,
(12:53):
what are you doing? Like fu dude, and he like
had no idea what to say. He's like, oh sorry.
It was so obknocked.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
So Boston calling coming up Memorial Day weekend. It's our
coach ella here in Boston. Another amazing lineup happening. Louke Combs, TLC,
T Payin, Dave Matthews Band, just an amazing lineup and
it's so good in fact, that I turned it into
a game of finish. The lyric number three, well it's
day time.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
It's paint time, baby, day time. Though, I'll be here.
That's a big time. So you guys know, works will
do this all the time.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I'll play a little bit of a song of one
of the artists coming to Boston calling. All you have
to do is finish the lyric. It doesn't have to
be perfect. I'm not going to be a stickler. This
is all for good fun. And if you're listening right
now in your car at home, when you're Alexa, wherever
you are, you can play along too. Okay, don't get
worked up like Billy anyway, Lisa, e'ure up first, this
person's coming to Boston calling.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Finish the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Why do you have to make things so complicated?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Take it?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
See?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
No, I would have known that. I would have known
that one. You always do that.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
See this is what he does.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You precede me with that one I would know, and
then give me something I would never know.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Okay, he's already getting that.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
You don't even know where you're gonna get.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Watch this.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I think this is a showing you be the judge.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Sheryl Crowe will be in Boston for Boston calling Memorial
Day weekend.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Bill, cause you're the only.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Should I give that to him?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Sounded okay?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Will, I'll give him a half point because you got
you got you got half of it.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
I'm not the only one.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I said that I got a feeling.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I'm not feeling.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Yeah, you missed that. I got a feeling. That's what
I'm looking at.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Where she now, she'll be.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
At least he's got one. Bill has a half point
T Payne, your boyfriend's coming in.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I'm a drink.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
I'm gonna take your home.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Make I got money in the bank. Now you knew
that was a beach ball for her? There we go.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
You knew it was a beach ball.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Would you know every word to every T paint?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
So you have wanted T pain? Is the question? No,
you would have been yelling about T.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Pain right, but you know T pain? It's her lane? Okay,
all right?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Did you just did you just rhyme? All right? Here
we go round to Lisa, T L C.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Well T T and well C R P left eye
are coming in from Boston calling finish this lyric.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Believe in yourself. The rest is up to.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Be dunk go chasing wadful?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Would that one?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
I would have known that one?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
To the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Now you're rubbing it.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Fantastic song. All right, Bill, you want a softball?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You're a big Dave Matthews fan. Okay, okay, he's coming in.
They are coming in for Boston calling. Finish this lyric.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
You soon crash. Show me the dream, Lift up your
skirt a little more.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, showing the world to me in a boy's dream.
It's a very It's an interesting man, if you listen
to the lyrics. So all right when you hear we
go t LC again coming in for Boston calling.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
No scrub, scrub is gonna kid from me?
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride,
trying to holler at mean. That is it the best
French ry I try.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
That's exactly what the words are.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Hey, you got it? Sound exactly like them. I'm just kidding.
You got it? Don't be billy.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, you're on the board.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
She gets mad when she gets it.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I know I can't win as the host of these games.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
He laid it up there for you.
Speaker 11 (17:16):
Whatever.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Keep going.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay, So Lisa, you have two Bill, you have one
and a half and a half in Winnie. You have
to last one right here, Lisa, Luke Colmbs is coming
into Boston calling.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
He is sure to do this song.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
You get a fast come, I want to ticket to.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Anyway, maybe we'll make a deal.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Maybe we make a deal.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Three for three. That's a tough one because.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
She's always three for three.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Okay, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
A melody guy, all right, but I'm still in the game.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Now, not really because Lisa just like, yeah, it's okay,
it's okay. You can still get a point right here, Billy.
I mean, I'll take like the first two words of
this one. This is the third round. It's a little
bit tougher. But the spin doctors are coming in. You know,
they're going to do this.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
At Boston Calling.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Wait a minute, hold one, I got it, going ahead,
and what I got some of it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
All I want you to say is can you say.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Yeah, go ahead?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
And I got the melody?
Speaker 6 (18:41):
You heard that I was on it?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
When you here we go, follow boy, You're going to
do Boston Calling Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Can you finish this lyric?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
I'll be your number one with the bullet.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Do you never leave the house listening to songs over
and lyrics? This is on Kiss one eight.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
When I was in like sixth grade, and I would
listen to you.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
You know, she's singing into the mirror. That's what you do. Yeah,
you're number Two.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Moments from this week on The Billy and Lisa Show
is all about pet peeves. This came from a quote
from Patrick Mahomes about something he does in the bed
that drives his wife crazy.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
There's an article in the Daily Mail this morning about
Patrick Mahomes talking about how he likes to eat Dorrito's
in bed and how it's his wife, Brittany's pet peeve
because she tries to fall asleep at night and he's
just crunching chips and putting his hand in the bag
so much so that now he's figured out a way
to get the chips out of the bag without making noise.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Wow, good for him, Yes, But then he's but then
he's the chew it that has noise.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Doritos are allowed for.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Very loud, very crunchy.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
That's a skill to be able to make no sound
eating chips. That's a real skill.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
But I love that he's very fearful of his wife.
He doesn't want them in bed. He's going to do
everything you can to make it happen. All right, quick
ones for me, I got to address men wearing very
strong cologne Okay, okay. I run into this all the time.
And here's the problem with it. When you leave that person,
(20:21):
because you do the goodbye hug for hours, you smell
like that person.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
It transfers to you. I know what you mean. Yeah,
I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I want to add on to that, not just in,
you know, out when you're out and about in the gym.
I do not like people that wear perfume or cologne
in the gym. It drives me crazy.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
And now it's sweating all over everything.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yeah, and there's actually a culprit in this building that
does it.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Way, No, where's too much cologne?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Oh yeah, DJ Farren down the hall. You're right, well,
I love but he douses himself in cologne. I mean
you can smell him coming from down the home.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
I'll go take a whift so you from ever hugging him, because.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
You know, knowing fore him, that's probably a strategy.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I got another one to talk about. The cologne is
a big one, But I have to talk about merging
on the highway. Merging used to be a thing, right.
It's a very easy thing to do. If you're getting
up onto the highway right on the ramp, you wait
until you can merge, right, and I'm going to take
it further. So, but now that doesn't happen anymore, Okay,
(21:28):
the mergers just go without even looking.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
And the same thing is going on with the crosswalks
people walking.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Have you noticed this?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
They just walk in front of your car.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
What did you learn as a child? You never forget
look both ways? People aren't looking both ways anymore. They're
stepping off without looking. This is my crosswalk.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Okay, you'll be one of them, I guarantee you. Yeah,
don't even look left to let them hit me. I'm
in the right. And now you want to be putting
the hospital to prove your point.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Well you if you're in the crosswalk, right, Okay, so
there are a couple.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But if you're not in the crosswalk and you get
hit by the car, are you.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Still whose fault is it?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
It's your fault.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
It's the driver, the person.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
That if you sip off into the street, you during
a green light or whatever, you're not in the crosswalk,
it's your fault as the walker.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
But regardless, if you're in a crosswalk, you own the zone. Yeah,
but that's not my point. Is My point is still
give a look left and right. Okay, I mean, do
you want to prove a point and then end up
in a hospital for six months?
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Be polite and look left.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
It's a safety issue. It's a you know, you want
to be safe.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Yeah, yeah, at least you go ahead.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
All right.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
My biggest pet peeve is just people that are chronically late.
Oh my god, I hate that among guys, Like, if
you can, if I can get there, I know what
the traffic situation is.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Like, stop blaming the traffic.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
There's always traffic. Yeah right, I'm chronically late is my
biggest pet peeve.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
This is this is a sickness for some people. They
literally can't help it. Yeah, they literally cannot. I have
people in my life that are late to everything everything.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Oh it's just how I am.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Like, no, it's not just how you are.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
If you cared about making it on time, you would
get your ass here exactly.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
How about the people would say, oh, my alarm didn't
go off, really happened.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
When he's had some experience, it happens, you guys.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
It's Caitlin the Hygihnis my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Whenever he eats, it's so loud because like, I don't
know what it is his breathing and his chewing at
the same time.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
I just want to pick my coffee.
Speaker 13 (23:30):
Table up and throw it.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
And also, well, he snores, so it's you know, also
not really his fault, but it's so bad that we
have separate bedrooms can't sleep together.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I was just gonna say that, like these two things.
If you can't stand the way your partner eats, that's
a problem.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
You can't eat or breathe. Why are you with that?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
The hot tip for your husband, Caitlyn, you should tell
him to try malt taping and nose. I tape my
mouth in my nose. It's completely changed my wife and
I life.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I don't snore anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
And by the way, Jes last week Michelle turned me
and said, you know, you're very loud when you eat.
I'm like, I'm allowed eater, Like I eat with my
mouth mouth clothed. No, you know, I think it is Bill.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
You just discovered food a few years ago, like you
didn't eat, so now I's think everybody is at me.
Ohin did you try this lace potato shit? And I'm like, yeah, oh,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
You know, sometimes we stumble upon topics on the Billy
and Lisa Show where the phone lines and the talk
packs just go crazy, and that was the case.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Here the topic biggest pet peeves.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
And let me tell you you guys wanted to talk
about this number one moment of this week.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Janis is calling in from Groveland. Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
I have a quick two and I just thought of
a third one. So my biggest pet piece is when
you're in a store, grocery store, CBS, wherever, and you
have to wait for the person who just checked out
to put all their change away and all that stuff
before they move on.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
That's one, yeah.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
The second one is when you're driving behind school buses
and the parents bring the kids to the to the
school bus and then the parent has to talk to
the bus driver for ten minutes while everybody's waiting behind
the bus to go to work, right or a very
impatient state. And then the other one is when you
go to market basket or wherever and the baggers have
to talk to the customers while they're already checked out,
(25:23):
and they're talking to them for like ten minutes while
you're waiting a great checked out.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Don't cliy have market basket.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
They're very nice people.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Market Basket and I'm told they have great pizza too.
Let's go to Chelsea, Massachusetts, and Cheryl's checking in with
the show.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Good morning, Cheryl. Give us some good pet peeves.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
My biggest pet peeve just happened to me this morning
as I'm driving down through one South. I cannot stand
being behind a car who leaves two football fields in
front of the car in front of them. It just
happened to me twice this morning. I'm out of my mind.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh so you're one of those people and you beeped.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Please don't tell them you beep So.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
You a tailgater?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I might be a tailgator.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Yeah, yeah, you're beeping where you're going. There's traffic right.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
From I mean, I'm screaming in my cup, but I'm
not deeping.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Are you person that like like runs to the red
lightly you'll on somebody in because.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
You don't get all right?
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Let's go to Newbury, Massachusetts, and good morning, Lauren. What's
your pet peeve?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Lauren?
Speaker 8 (26:31):
My pet pe hi? Sorry, that's okay, go ahead. My
pet peeve is people coughing on public transportation and not
covering their mouth.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, or sneezy happen to me.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Oh, I was sitting next to the sky the other
day on the train and he was coughing and then
hawk a loogy ing.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Into Okay, hold on, he he hawked one where.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Into a cup and it was like, gross. I want
to let Justin know. Jamin is talking about you right now.
They said you need help and you're stressed.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh because just.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Well, let's just yeah, just said before Justin was saying
that one of the DJs on jam and they're.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Talking about it right now down the hall.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
They're blasting me. They're all I got listen. I love
I love DJ Farhad. He is my friend. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
On the topic of wearing too much cologne, I mean
I could it could be worse.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I could say he stinks bad. You know.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Now that was one of my pet peeves, guys who
wear too much cologne.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
It's all over you.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Every morning I see far and I say, what's up.
We talked for a minute. You know if some days
we do, some days we don't, and some days In
most days he swears a lot of cologne.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Nowadays, you won't.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Be talking at all. Yeah. I want to go down
and get m a big hug.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Now Billy Bill billies games, Billy. Let me see you
don't back down, and that's the thing. Okay, okay, we're
not backing down. I didn't say we're not.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Back and down. I'm going down.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I'm gonna I'm gonna give.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Him that my friend. Yeah, hug, I got my friends
a text to me. Oh they're blasting you on jamming
right now.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I don't think about Bill's he's in a back down.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
So let's all about yeah, or is he's.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Becoming a gang fight? Lot's hit the streets. Melissa is, well,
she's right here in Medfrod right down the street. Uh,
Melissa pet Peeves go, yes, good morning.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
I don't like delayed texterbackers like text me back when
I text you.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Well, sometimes they happen to be in the meeting, or
they're doing something, or they're not even sitting right next
to the phone.
Speaker 11 (28:40):
I know, but I tell my friends, if I don't
text you back, I'm either abducted or dead.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
I like.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
It, is it ten minutes an hour?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Like yeah?
Speaker 13 (28:50):
No?
Speaker 11 (28:50):
God no, no, no, no, like like five minutes, like
a five minutes Okay, you know, all right, that's so
if it's been red if it's a red text. You
know they saw it. Oh my gosh, almost see you.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
We're not entitled to people answering you that quickly, so
you're very need Yeah. I love a fast text her
like I appreciate when someone get text me great, But
I can't demand.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
That they do because sometimes stuff happens.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Sometimes I read a text and then I put my
phone down, and then I forget to go back to it.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
That triggers another pet peeve of mine when people no
longer answer the phone.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
They could be.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Bothered, but they'll text you. They'll text you in four seconds. Okay,
I'm sorry, you don't want to talk to me. That's
the new way.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Yeah, hold on now, let's go to line four. Hello,
DJ four inch.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Okay, listen Jim in ninety four DJ far he needs
to relax.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
It was a joke. It was a joke. All I
was saying. He wears a lot of cologne that's always
smells great.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
They're upset down there at Jim's legitimately legitimately upset.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
We have him on Juke it Out and.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
They're all worked up. They're going in, they're taking personal
shots at me. Do we get security I mean, I'm
not worried about it. I mean, I love that he's
my friend. I mean, you know, just making a comment
about it. You know what, DJ Farren, here's to you today.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
We salute you just the way too much alone. Oh boy,
Like a boulevard, your cologne announces your every arrival four
blocks before you get there.
It's the best a billion Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, everybody, Welcome in. It is a Saturday morning,
justin here. Thank you for joining. I have your top
five moments from this week on the Billy and Lisa's show.
Well caut them down, starting with number five. This was
back on Monday. Lisa came in with a gym story
over the weekend. A lot of people have New Year's
resolutions to get healthy, go to the gym. But there's
also a thing called jim etiquette.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm on a treadmill and there are like one hundred treadmills,
and then there's an elliptical right next to my treadmill.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
So I'm on the end.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And I'm running, running, running, running, running, and this guy
comes over and goes on the elliptical right next to
my treadmill.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
And I was on There were multiple open ones, multiple.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Open ones, except so he decides to go right next
to me. Now great, I'm so happy. Everyone's back at
the gym. New Year, New year whatever. Okay, he proceeds
to be a massive sweater. Okay, like and the elliptical,
He's gone really hard and the sweat is just spewing
everywhere all over me all over my treadmill, all over
(01:04):
my jacket that was on the floor. I'm like, all
I'm doing and I'm trying to like move like away
from him on the treadmill, but like I'm like trying
to run, so it's not really happening. And I was
halfway through my workout, so it wasn't like I was
going to stop my workout.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
And move to a different treadmill. So I just sort of.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like bared it. But my thing is with Jim etiquette.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
If you know that.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You're a sweater, like and you're working out really hard,
you gotta bring a towel with you, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Your go to yes and or go to a one
further away where nobody's around you and then wipe your
machine down.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It was like mind blowing.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I think he just wanted to be closer.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
To now with this, and he had no idea that
he was just spewing sweat all over me.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
I think people are so not self aware. Like I've
told the story before, but I have a home gym
at my apartment complex and there's only three treadmills. But
I mean considering, I mean there's probably no more than
two of the little three people out.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
There at a time.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Yeah, and I go and this guy will there'll be
you know, a gap, and he'll go right next to you.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
And he's a hacker.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I swear he gave me like three years ago.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
And I see him as I think he must work
from home, because if I go at like noon, when
I get home from Mark, he's there. And I can't
stand the guy. He seems nice enough, but I'm like,
you're a hacker. You're annoying, and you always sit right
next to him and you don't need to.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Well, couldn't either of you moved to a different treadmill again.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Again, Billy, I thought about it, but I literally was
right in the middle of my back and it would
have been really tough for me to stop and then
start again. And the other thing I have to mention is,
you know how you have to wipe off the gym
equipment after you're done.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
He didn't wipe.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He did not wipe the gym equipment off.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I was horrified, wrenched.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
It was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, he's doing the elliptical too, so his arms and
a moving and you're just getting hit.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
It's just shred everywhere. He's a leaker. Hears about the
thing about aggressive leakers. You know, we know, we all
know something that just for no reason, they're sitting there and.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
They're sweating profusely from the forehead whatever. They never seem
to know.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
No, I appreciate there are guys, especially if you see
him has bigger men, they carry towels.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I know that's what I'm and that's okay, just carry
a towel.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, so we had no towel and he walked away
from the machine and wipe it at.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
My Jim I work out with my best friend. His
name is Zeb.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I've talked about him before and he's the gym police,
so he is big on jim eticutte year round, doesn't
matter when it is. So if he sees you not
wipe down your machine, he'll come over very nicely politely.
If you don't put your weights away, he'll go up
and he'll walk you back to the machine.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
That's a little karnish, I know.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
That's such a care I love Jeb.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I love that, But that's weird.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, he's trying to just teach jim etiqutt too, So
what does he say to that? Okay, for example, the
leg press, So guys can do a lot of weight
on that leg press. They put on ten plates on
each side. That's twenty forty five five pound plates. Yeah,
and a real common thing is they load the leg
press up and they walk away when they're done. They
don't want to unload it. Yeah, that's with the women
and the smaller men and those plates. Yeah, they come
(04:02):
over to we've seen it. They come over to use
it and it's full of plates and they walk away.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
They can't lift it.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So if that happens, and it has happened, he'll see it.
He'll go over to them very politely and say you
didn't put your weights away, And no matter what they say,
he'll say, let's go, and he'll walk them back and
over and he'll watch as they unload every single plate.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Still a little killed because he's an American.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Here there's plates, twenty forty five plates. That's that's a
crime to lead those for people because.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
We can't lift.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Just tell you, I wouldn't know what to do with that.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, No, there's no way you're going to move the plate.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
No, it's just etiquette.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Right now at this time of year, a lot of
people are back in the gym. We talked about it
and it's a really good time to teach people politely
and nicely and or just be have common sense to
wipe down the machine.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
And there are so many gym etiquette violations that happen
every minute of every day. Wasn't this past Friday quitters Friday?
It was?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, it's like it's a second Friday of January. That's
when most people will quit the gym that they just joined.
Their new year's solution is now over.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
One more quick one for me is when when people
walk over to the dumbbells in front of the Mara
and it's busy and they just pick up the dumbbells
instead of walking away and working out, they just lift
right in front they block the dumbells, yeah, to do
dumbbell curls so they can get up close with themselves.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Another one of mine is when you're in the middle
of a cycle, whether it's the lat machine, whether it's
you know, the chess machine, whatever, and you're in your cycle,
so timing is critical, right. You want to go from
one machine one set, to another set to another set,
and the person is sitting in the machine you're in
the middle of using and he's not even using it.
He's on his phone, she's on her phone, and I'm like,
(05:43):
would you mind, I'd like to continue working.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I mean, so that's annoying.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
So many etiquette violations.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Can I ask Lisa one follow up question? You don't
have to answer, But did any of the sweat go
like in your face?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I don't, Probably it was all it was just speak. Yeah,
I forgot y. Yeah, it's like a spray bottle basically,
so gross.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I know, it's all right. Your number four moment from
this week actually goes with number five. What's up? Guys?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Justin here, I am counting down the best moments and
the Billy and Lisa Show, And a lot of times
things that we talk about on the show turn into
our topic time, which we do every single morning at
seven forty, and the topic time on this day was
about Jim etiquette please be respectful.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, we got to talking this morning.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You know, it's that time of year where first of
the year, everybody thinks they want to join a gym,
they're going to turn over a new leaf, they're going
to work out, they're going to get in shape.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Last a couple of weeks for a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
In fact, this past Friday was National Quitters Friday, but
everybody's got etiquette issues at the gym. Lisa explained her
some guy took the machine right next to her this
weekend and was spraying sweat all over it like it
was an ultimate sweater and didn't even know it.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It was aggressively sweating all over man.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
You gotta have some awareness. Yeah, you know, bring it out. Yeah,
wipe your machine.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Some people don't wipe the machine. Some people don't return
their way. Some people just stand around and chit chat
all day and you're trying to get a work out
there sitting in the machine.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
You want to use.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Let's start with MJ, who's checking in from Rhode Island. MJ,
give us a violation, an etiquete violation.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Hi, good morning. I am a fitness instructor. So I
have I have many so but this one takes the cake.
Years ago, I was teaching a can you guys hear me?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, I'm clear.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Oh awesome, it wasn't. I was teaching a class. It
was a special one for moms and dads and kids
like you could work out with your kids. Oh, yes,
we teach the class. I teach the class. I'm in
the locker room. After changing, one of the moms comes
in with her kids, a little boy and a little girl.
So of course I'm not going to change in the
middle of the locker room. So I go into like
(07:53):
the little curtained off area, you know, to change, and
I close the curtain and I'm in my glory and
here come the little boy and girl ripping opened the ring.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
That's awkward.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
It was, yes, justice, And the worst part, you guys,
is the mom was right there and didn't even correct
the behavior.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
My guess, you don't do that.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
Door.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
You don't open a curtain when someone's you know, nothing,
they just so I just quickly close the curtain. But
then I had to teach another four weeks of classes
with them.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh my god, what kind of a class is it?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Like?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
What kind of a workout?
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Well, that one was just years ago. It was just
a like it was a special six week class for
parents and kids to work out together. So it was
like a like a pop up type type of class.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Yeah, okay, I would do that.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Wo wow.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
So the first golf and Rhode Island. They're listening in
Rhode Island. Why wouldn't they be Let's go to Diane.
She's calling in from Lowell. Good morning, Diane. What's your
story or complaint?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Sorry, let me Yeah, so my daughter last Thursday had
a very bad allergic reaction because she's allergic to peanuts
and trenuts. So someone didn't clean the equipment and she
just gone on the elliptical and it was like covered
with high Yeah. So yeah, so it's just really important
for people to clean. I told her, you have to
clean before and after. Now, that's especially after Lisa's story.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, so true.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I didn't take.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Care of yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Oh god, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yeah, that's a serious right now.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I never would have thought that either.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Me either, but this time to you was profusely sweating
all over everybody.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
There are some horror stories of like people getting bacterial
infections and things like that.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
So wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
That's a good idea to wipe down before and after.
But it gets tough, you know, mid workout, you're you know,
you're in the middle of it wiping before.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
I mean, because it's not always on the gym.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Okay, there are a lot of machines and out of
weights and everything else. They're kind of leaning on you
to do what. They put signs all over the gym.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Make sure you put your ton of spray bottles and
tons of whites and stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah, let's go to Jill. And Jill is calling in
from Haveral.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Jill, what's your story?
Speaker 12 (10:17):
So I was going to go swimming at the pool
and this guy comes in and you're supposed to take
a shower obviously before you get in the pool, which
he did not, And so as he's getting into the pool,
he blows his nose into his hand and wipe it.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Wait a minute, where did he wipe his what where
did he wipe it? After he blew his nose?
Speaker 8 (10:43):
He washed it in the pool?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
All right, that's I don't Jill. Don't say the gym,
but I know I know what Jim she's talking about.
Don't say the name of it.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
But how do you know?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Because she's in havel at all.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
You do you really?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Are you really shower before you're going into the pool.
I think a lot of people don't a lot of
people don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
But this guy's delivering snot rockets into his hand and
putting it in the water.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 10 (11:12):
God?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Let's go to what does he say?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Madison Madison is calling from Abington. Good morning, Uh, Addison, what.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Have you got for Madison?
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Go ahead. Madison.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
So speaking on the speaking on the woman who said
her daughter had an allergic reaction, Same thing happened to.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
Me last year.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
I was on the treadmill and.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
I'm allergic to peanuts.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Never had an allergic reaction like this before. I went into
anaphylactis and had to go to the hospital and get
an EpiPen because someone didn't clean their treadmill.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I never thought of this.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
This is such a good PSA down the equipment.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Because of an allergy. Yeah, wow, that never would have cush.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Yeah, I'm not very severe or anything like.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
It's usually only if I eat it. So it was
like the weird a thing.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
I just my face blew up and I had to
go to hospital and everything.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
God, Okay, make sure you're wiping down the machines.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Okay, let's go to Karen.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
She's calling in from Waltham.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Karen, go ahead, Karen, actually with the tee.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Karen.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Karen, Okay, go ahead, Taren.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Oh yeah, I'm very Karen.
Speaker 13 (12:24):
Karen's my altering you guess okay, go ahead, Taren.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
So.
Speaker 13 (12:30):
I was working out one time and I was warming up,
just getting started, and this guy just literally walked right
into me. I'm on my hands, on my knees and
he just ran into me, like just didn't even look.
And I was so pissed off. I was like, who
just walks into me? Like I'm I'm on the ground,
just like doing my warm up. What are you doing?
And so I waited for him to get back out
of the uh the men's room and whatever. I was like, hey,
(12:53):
what are you doing? Like fu dude, and he like
had no idea what to say. He's like, oh sorry.
It was so obknocked.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
So Boston calling coming up Memorial Day weekend. It's our
coach ella here in Boston. Another amazing lineup happening. Louke Combs, TLC,
T Payin, Dave Matthews Band, just an amazing lineup and
it's so good in fact, that I turned it into
a game of finish. The lyric number three, well it's
day time.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
It's paint time, baby, day time. Though, I'll be here.
That's a big time. So you guys know, works will
do this all the time.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I'll play a little bit of a song of one
of the artists coming to Boston calling. All you have
to do is finish the lyric. It doesn't have to
be perfect. I'm not going to be a stickler. This
is all for good fun. And if you're listening right
now in your car at home, when you're Alexa, wherever
you are, you can play along too. Okay, don't get
worked up like Billy anyway, Lisa, e'ure up first, this
person's coming to Boston calling.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Finish the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Why do you have to make things so complicated?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Take it?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
See?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
No, I would have known that. I would have known
that one. You always do that.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
See this is what he does.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You precede me with that one I would know, and
then give me something I would never know.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Okay, he's already getting that.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
You don't even know where you're gonna get.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Watch this.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I think this is a showing you be the judge.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Sheryl Crowe will be in Boston for Boston calling Memorial
Day weekend.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Bill, cause you're the only.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Should I give that to him?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Sounded okay?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Will, I'll give him a half point because you got
you got you got half of it.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
I'm not the only one.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I said that I got a feeling.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I'm not feeling.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Yeah, you missed that. I got a feeling. That's what
I'm looking at.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Where she now, she'll be.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
At least he's got one. Bill has a half point
T Payne, your boyfriend's coming in.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I'm a drink.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
I'm gonna take your home.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Make I got money in the bank. Now you knew
that was a beach ball for her? There we go.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
You knew it was a beach ball.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Would you know every word to every T paint?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
So you have wanted T pain? Is the question? No,
you would have been yelling about T.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Pain right, but you know T pain? It's her lane? Okay,
all right?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Did you just did you just rhyme? All right? Here
we go round to Lisa, T L C.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Well T T and well C R P left eye
are coming in from Boston calling finish this lyric.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Believe in yourself. The rest is up to.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Be dunk go chasing wadful?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Would that one?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
I would have known that one?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
To the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Now you're rubbing it.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Fantastic song. All right, Bill, you want a softball?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You're a big Dave Matthews fan. Okay, okay, he's coming in.
They are coming in for Boston calling. Finish this lyric.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
You soon crash. Show me the dream, Lift up your
skirt a little more.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, showing the world to me in a boy's dream.
It's a very It's an interesting man, if you listen
to the lyrics. So all right when you hear we
go t LC again coming in for Boston calling.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
No scrub, scrub is gonna kid from me?
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride,
trying to holler at mean. That is it the best
French ry I try.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
That's exactly what the words are.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Hey, you got it? Sound exactly like them. I'm just kidding.
You got it? Don't be billy.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, you're on the board.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
She gets mad when she gets it.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I know I can't win as the host of these games.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
He laid it up there for you.
Speaker 11 (17:16):
Whatever.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Keep going.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay, So Lisa, you have two Bill, you have one
and a half and a half in Winnie. You have
to last one right here, Lisa, Luke Colmbs is coming
into Boston calling.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
He is sure to do this song.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
You get a fast come, I want to ticket to.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Anyway, maybe we'll make a deal.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Maybe we make a deal.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Three for three. That's a tough one because.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
She's always three for three.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Okay, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
A melody guy, all right, but I'm still in the game.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Now, not really because Lisa just like, yeah, it's okay,
it's okay. You can still get a point right here, Billy.
I mean, I'll take like the first two words of
this one. This is the third round. It's a little
bit tougher. But the spin doctors are coming in. You know,
they're going to do this.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
At Boston Calling.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Wait a minute, hold one, I got it, going ahead,
and what I got some of it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
All I want you to say is can you say.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Yeah, go ahead?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
And I got the melody?
Speaker 6 (18:41):
You heard that I was on it?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
When you here we go, follow boy, You're going to
do Boston Calling Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Can you finish this lyric?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
I'll be your number one with the bullet.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Do you never leave the house listening to songs over
and lyrics? This is on Kiss one eight.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
When I was in like sixth grade, and I would
listen to you.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
You know, she's singing into the mirror. That's what you do. Yeah,
you're number Two.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Moments from this week on The Billy and Lisa Show
is all about pet peeves. This came from a quote
from Patrick Mahomes about something he does in the bed
that drives his wife crazy.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
There's an article in the Daily Mail this morning about
Patrick Mahomes talking about how he likes to eat Dorrito's
in bed and how it's his wife, Brittany's pet peeve
because she tries to fall asleep at night and he's
just crunching chips and putting his hand in the bag
so much so that now he's figured out a way
to get the chips out of the bag without making noise.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Wow, good for him, Yes, But then he's but then
he's the chew it that has noise.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Doritos are allowed for.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Very loud, very crunchy.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
That's a skill to be able to make no sound
eating chips. That's a real skill.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
But I love that he's very fearful of his wife.
He doesn't want them in bed. He's going to do
everything you can to make it happen. All right, quick
ones for me, I got to address men wearing very
strong cologne Okay, okay. I run into this all the time.
And here's the problem with it. When you leave that person,
(20:21):
because you do the goodbye hug for hours, you smell
like that person.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
It transfers to you. I know what you mean. Yeah,
I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I want to add on to that, not just in,
you know, out when you're out and about in the gym.
I do not like people that wear perfume or cologne
in the gym. It drives me crazy.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
And now it's sweating all over everything.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yeah, and there's actually a culprit in this building that
does it.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Way, No, where's too much cologne?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Oh yeah, DJ Farren down the hall. You're right, well,
I love but he douses himself in cologne. I mean
you can smell him coming from down the home.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
I'll go take a whift so you from ever hugging him, because.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
You know, knowing fore him, that's probably a strategy.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I got another one to talk about. The cologne is
a big one, But I have to talk about merging
on the highway. Merging used to be a thing, right.
It's a very easy thing to do. If you're getting
up onto the highway right on the ramp, you wait
until you can merge, right, and I'm going to take
it further. So, but now that doesn't happen anymore, Okay,
(21:28):
the mergers just go without even looking.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
And the same thing is going on with the crosswalks
people walking.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Have you noticed this?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
They just walk in front of your car.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
What did you learn as a child? You never forget
look both ways? People aren't looking both ways anymore. They're
stepping off without looking. This is my crosswalk.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Okay, you'll be one of them, I guarantee you. Yeah,
don't even look left to let them hit me. I'm
in the right. And now you want to be putting
the hospital to prove your point.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Well you if you're in the crosswalk, right, Okay, so
there are a couple.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But if you're not in the crosswalk and you get
hit by the car, are you.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Still whose fault is it?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
It's your fault.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
It's the driver, the person.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
That if you sip off into the street, you during
a green light or whatever, you're not in the crosswalk,
it's your fault as the walker.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
But regardless, if you're in a crosswalk, you own the zone. Yeah,
but that's not my point. Is My point is still
give a look left and right. Okay, I mean, do
you want to prove a point and then end up
in a hospital for six months?
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Be polite and look left.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
It's a safety issue. It's a you know, you want
to be safe.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Yeah, yeah, at least you go ahead.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
All right.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
My biggest pet peeve is just people that are chronically late.
Oh my god, I hate that among guys, Like, if
you can, if I can get there, I know what
the traffic situation is.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Like, stop blaming the traffic.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
There's always traffic. Yeah right, I'm chronically late is my
biggest pet peeve.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
This is this is a sickness for some people. They
literally can't help it. Yeah, they literally cannot. I have
people in my life that are late to everything everything.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Oh it's just how I am.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Like, no, it's not just how you are.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
If you cared about making it on time, you would
get your ass here exactly.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
How about the people would say, oh, my alarm didn't
go off, really happened.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
When he's had some experience, it happens, you guys.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
It's Caitlin the Hygihnis my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Whenever he eats, it's so loud because like, I don't
know what it is his breathing and his chewing at
the same time.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
I just want to pick my coffee.
Speaker 13 (23:30):
Table up and throw it.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
And also, well, he snores, so it's you know, also
not really his fault, but it's so bad that we
have separate bedrooms can't sleep together.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I was just gonna say that, like these two things.
If you can't stand the way your partner eats, that's
a problem.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
You can't eat or breathe. Why are you with that?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
The hot tip for your husband, Caitlyn, you should tell
him to try malt taping and nose. I tape my
mouth in my nose. It's completely changed my wife and
I life.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I don't snore anymore.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
And by the way, Jes last week Michelle turned me
and said, you know, you're very loud when you eat.
I'm like, I'm allowed eater, Like I eat with my
mouth mouth clothed. No, you know, I think it is Bill.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
You just discovered food a few years ago, like you
didn't eat, so now I's think everybody is at me.
Ohin did you try this lace potato shit? And I'm like, yeah, oh,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
You know, sometimes we stumble upon topics on the Billy
and Lisa Show where the phone lines and the talk
packs just go crazy, and that was the case.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Here the topic biggest pet peeves.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
And let me tell you you guys wanted to talk
about this number one moment of this week.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Janis is calling in from Groveland. Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
I have a quick two and I just thought of
a third one. So my biggest pet piece is when
you're in a store, grocery store, CBS, wherever, and you
have to wait for the person who just checked out
to put all their change away and all that stuff
before they move on.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
That's one, yeah.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
The second one is when you're driving behind school buses
and the parents bring the kids to the to the
school bus and then the parent has to talk to
the bus driver for ten minutes while everybody's waiting behind
the bus to go to work, right or a very
impatient state. And then the other one is when you
go to market basket or wherever and the baggers have
to talk to the customers while they're already checked out,
(25:23):
and they're talking to them for like ten minutes while
you're waiting a great checked out.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Don't cliy have market basket.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
They're very nice people.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Market Basket and I'm told they have great pizza too.
Let's go to Chelsea, Massachusetts, and Cheryl's checking in with
the show.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Good morning, Cheryl. Give us some good pet peeves.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
My biggest pet peeve just happened to me this morning
as I'm driving down through one South. I cannot stand
being behind a car who leaves two football fields in
front of the car in front of them. It just
happened to me twice this morning. I'm out of my mind.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh so you're one of those people and you beeped.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Please don't tell them you beep So.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
You a tailgater?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I might be a tailgator.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Yeah, yeah, you're beeping where you're going. There's traffic right.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
From I mean, I'm screaming in my cup, but I'm
not deeping.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Are you person that like like runs to the red
lightly you'll on somebody in because.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
You don't get all right?
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Let's go to Newbury, Massachusetts, and good morning, Lauren. What's
your pet peeve?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Lauren?
Speaker 8 (26:31):
My pet pe hi? Sorry, that's okay, go ahead. My
pet peeve is people coughing on public transportation and not
covering their mouth.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, or sneezy happen to me.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Oh, I was sitting next to the sky the other
day on the train and he was coughing and then
hawk a loogy ing.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Into Okay, hold on, he he hawked one where.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Into a cup and it was like, gross. I want
to let Justin know. Jamin is talking about you right now.
They said you need help and you're stressed.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh because just.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Well, let's just yeah, just said before Justin was saying
that one of the DJs on jam and they're.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Talking about it right now down the hall.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
They're blasting me. They're all I got listen. I love
I love DJ Farhad. He is my friend. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
On the topic of wearing too much cologne, I mean
I could it could be worse.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I could say he stinks bad. You know.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Now that was one of my pet peeves, guys who
wear too much cologne.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
It's all over you.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Every morning I see far and I say, what's up.
We talked for a minute. You know if some days
we do, some days we don't, and some days In
most days he swears a lot of cologne.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Nowadays, you won't.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Be talking at all. Yeah. I want to go down
and get m a big hug.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Now Billy Bill billies games, Billy. Let me see you
don't back down, and that's the thing. Okay, okay, we're
not backing down. I didn't say we're not.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Back and down. I'm going down.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I'm gonna I'm gonna give.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Him that my friend. Yeah, hug, I got my friends
a text to me. Oh they're blasting you on jamming
right now.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I don't think about Bill's he's in a back down.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
So let's all about yeah, or is he's.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Becoming a gang fight? Lot's hit the streets. Melissa is, well,
she's right here in Medfrod right down the street. Uh,
Melissa pet Peeves go, yes, good morning.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
I don't like delayed texterbackers like text me back when
I text you.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Well, sometimes they happen to be in the meeting, or
they're doing something, or they're not even sitting right next
to the phone.
Speaker 11 (28:40):
I know, but I tell my friends, if I don't
text you back, I'm either abducted or dead.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
I like.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
It, is it ten minutes an hour?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Like yeah?
Speaker 13 (28:50):
No?
Speaker 11 (28:50):
God no, no, no, no, like like five minutes, like
a five minutes Okay, you know, all right, that's so
if it's been red if it's a red text. You
know they saw it. Oh my gosh, almost see you.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
We're not entitled to people answering you that quickly, so
you're very need Yeah. I love a fast text her
like I appreciate when someone get text me great, But
I can't demand.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
That they do because sometimes stuff happens.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Sometimes I read a text and then I put my
phone down, and then I forget to go back to it.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
That triggers another pet peeve of mine when people no
longer answer the phone.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
They could be.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Bothered, but they'll text you. They'll text you in four seconds. Okay,
I'm sorry, you don't want to talk to me. That's
the new way.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Yeah, hold on now, let's go to line four. Hello,
DJ four inch.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Okay, listen Jim in ninety four DJ far he needs
to relax.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
It was a joke. It was a joke. All I
was saying. He wears a lot of cologne that's always
smells great.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
They're upset down there at Jim's legitimately legitimately upset.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
We have him on Juke it Out and.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
They're all worked up. They're going in, they're taking personal
shots at me. Do we get security I mean, I'm
not worried about it. I mean, I love that he's
my friend. I mean, you know, just making a comment
about it. You know what, DJ Farren, here's to you today.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
We salute you just the way too much alone. Oh boy,
Like a boulevard, your cologne announces your every arrival four
blocks before you get there.
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