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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the best Avillian Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hi friends, good morning, Welcome into the show. Happy super
Bowl weekend. I have your top five moments from this
week on the Billy and Lisa Show. Let's get this
countdown rolling.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I want to.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Start with the Bachelor. So we've been following this season
because it's a local girl on the show, Juliana, who
we are rooting for. We have our Bachelor correspondent. That's Riley,
Lisa's fourteen year old son who watches every week and
calls and checks in.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We love this kid. So this week, Riley gets number five.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
All right, So Riley, let's get to last night's episode.
Lisa had some questions for Riley, a discussion.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So last week you gave us three names. One of
the names is Zoe, and last night she became the villain, right, Riley?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
She did so during the date, it was a basketball
group date, so they were playing. They played on two
teams of basketball, and they trained all day and they
had two kids from somewhere where your grant lives to
come out and coach the lady. So they were all
ready for the basketball game. And Zoe, I believe played
basketball before in middle school. And so she kind of
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like knew what she was.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Wait a minute, did you just say that she played
basketball in middle school?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
I think everybody did.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I think that's very true. Well, I mean, I don't
know about these girls, because it was it was it
wasn't very.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
A lot of nails were popping off.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
A lot of nails were popping. It was like a
it was like a weird like almost like a like
a viral thing. It was like their nails were falling off.
Everyone's nails were off. And then but basically she kept,
you know, she was getting because obviously they're all very beginners,
maybe because Zoe.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
But she's getting very aggressive and she was she kept
you know, stealing, stealing the basketball out of the other people's hands.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
In addition to that, she stole great So they were
each shooting a shot, each one of them. They were
lying up in the line, and it's always like, I'm
gonna steal grant. I'm going to use the time to
steal grant. And they went up there and they chatted
for a long time and it was just very awkward.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
Uh, do we.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Have a clip of this?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Lea we have a clip of is it Ali Joe
calling Zoe out on.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
That and so Ali Joe, who I actually gained a
lot of popularity on last night. I think she's good.
So she so, she was like she was not having
She's a she's a boxing instructure from New Jersey. You know,
she's always very strong, you know, very strong and uh
so she wasn't afraid to fight back at bo when
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she stealing time.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
What is your problem?
Speaker 10 (02:45):
I've done nothing to you. I understand you want your time,
but guess what, baby girl, so do I And you've
had it so many times. You steps on all of
our toys on the day earlier. You had talked to
him before me. Then you took him back when I
was talking to him, like you've talked so multiple times
to what is your problem with me that you need
to send enter offers?
Speaker 9 (03:03):
Me tell me?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, I was looking at her on Instagram, Ali Jojo,
and I wouldn't mess with her.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
So we have Ali Joe the boxing trainer and Zoe
the middle school basketball player.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
That's that's yeah. Those are the definitely people on the show,
and they're definitely very big personalities.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You know, did you know the very first episode, did
you know right away Zoe was going to be the
villain this season.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
You know, originally I did not, but after last night
because the first night they always walk out and they're
so nice to each other and they're just like because
they don't really know which other. But once we start
getting into the heart of the season and the you know,
the good portion of the season, it starts to obviously change,
as you know, more people hold grudges and more maybe
they go on.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
So you've had a couple of weeks.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
What do you think of this guy, Grant?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
So, Grant's fine, He's not anything special, He's he's no
p from a couple of seasons ago. But he's pretty good.
He's not bad. I like to rank it on like
a scale, so I would say probably maybe a six
point six probably.
Speaker 9 (04:13):
Okay. Now I never thought I'd ask this question in
my entire life.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
But what are you basing that on?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
It can't be looks.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
So no, it's everything, it's well, it's it's it's mostly personality.
I don't I don't think he's he's nothing that really
catches my he didn't even catch my eye. Gen Tran's
season of The Bachelorette, where he gained his bachelor popularity
from I can.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Agree with you.
Speaker 11 (04:39):
Rather, I I from why I see Hi on social media?
Like he's hot, he's six ' five, he's very very handsome,
but he doesn't give it give it to me personality wise.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm not really like in awe of him.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Well, didn't he have a duet with Mario the R
and B singer.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Oh last night or no?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, yeah, so he was one of the The one
on one day was Grant and his first impression rose Alex.
They went out on a one on one day and
he sang like this really corny song for her and
it's like, Alex, I promise I will always something something
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And it was just really awkward and cheesy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And okay, okay, we're going to play the clip of
Grant singing boat now we have.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
You need to hear Grant singing that was yeah.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
Okay, girl, From the first moment I met, it ain't
trying to fresh air.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I'm trying to protect you.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
You know, I'm saying other women, girl with.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You, women like the Christian Okay, that's enough, Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
All I know is we reached a new heights a
couple of seconds ago because we had a fourteen year
old Riley singing Mario.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah that was.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Mari Grant me, Yeah, yeah, that was that. He made
that up on the spot.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I have one last question for you, Juliana. What did
she do last night? Anything big?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
She was good. I didn't particularly like how she kind
of took Zoe's side last night, and she was kind
of positioning herself, you know, as like the villain like sidekick.
I mean, not like one hundred percent, but I definitely
think that I have a good connection. I'd like to
see her keep going, and I think she has a
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good chance.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
So you're liking Juliana from Newton, Massachusetts.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I think she will be out of the top three
or four. I would say the girls will make it
to hometowns. I would definitely say Juliana still Latilla Still
she got Latilla got a lot of airtime last night.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
So you always know, if you had to pick a winner,
who would it be.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
You know, I'd probably go with Juliana. I'd probably go
with her.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Grant really likes her, he does, he does, and.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah, you can really tell. And I think that he's
I think that she's like she's got what he won.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
All right, rolly, great job.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
That's our fourteen year old correspondent Riley Donovan. Yeah, and
the correspondent to watching The Bachelor, and Zoe's a close second.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Joe, I believe played basketball before in middle school.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
So big story in the news this week egg prices
which are through the roof. It is insane.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
What up? Guys? Justin here?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Welcome back to your top five moments from this week
on the Billy and Lisa Show. And with the soaring
egg prices? What is something that you would pay for
no matter what the price was.
Speaker 12 (07:28):
I would pay anything for diet coke. I have won
a day small bottle, not the leader. I look forward
to that. I have it at lunch. It gets me
through my morning. I can't wait for that glorious diet coke.
I would pay anything for it. Actually, I did a
couple of weeks ago at the Polo Loune to New
York City. I think it was fifteen dollars. But it
came in a tall, thin glass, perfect ratio of ice cubes.
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It was crisp, it was delicious. It was like drinking
a glass of crystal.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I kind of want to die of coke now.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Yah, I didn't know that was still in existence.
Speaker 11 (08:02):
I will, I will say the coke for McDonald's the best.
It's a dollar whatever, twenty nine, but if it went
up to like ten dollars, I might But what makes
it so good? So McDonald's has a wave of they're
the only company that does this. Coke gives them a
canister instead of the bags to make the coke, so
they have it in a co two canister so it's
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extra crispy, whereas everywhere else is just mixing, you know,
the carbonated water with.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
The syrup, which is still good too. Well, it's just
still great to still good too.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
When I you know, I gained a lot of weight
because I worked at Friendlies and had unlimited access to soda,
so I would just drink the fountain soda.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
They love coke.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Yeah, and if you missed it earlier. Justin would pay
anything for hummus.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Okay, I don't know why. That's all.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
That was kind of a ball.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Can somebody get my back on this?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Okay, listen, Justin, I don't fault you for the hummus thing.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
I'm right there with you on that one.
Speaker 13 (08:55):
I don't know what brand it is, but there's a
brand that does a carrot siracha hummus.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I would give up sex for this stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
It is so good.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think it's called Lantana maybe, but
I'll try it.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I like all hummus.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
By the way, I happened to know the Cedars people.
The Cedars homeless people.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Can you hook a brother?
Speaker 9 (09:15):
Very nice people I can reach out.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Would you like homemade hummus? I love you?
Speaker 14 (09:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Okay, So you have a bex that used to wear
working sure, she was Lebanese and she sent me to
my first ever Lebanese restaurant. It's in Methuen or someone,
and they had obviously hummus.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It was awesome. Okay.
Speaker 11 (09:33):
Well as your other Lebanese friend, I can you'r Lebanese?
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
You didn't know that she's Lebanese.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
My last name is Cory, Like, what do you what
do you think I am?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Like?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I know, I thought you were a French.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
I got to be honest.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
When I first first met Whinnie, I wouldn't have guessed Lebanese.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
Well, my mom's white, my dad's from Lebanon, so I
favor her. Okay, where's your recommendation, Awadie? Which our friend?
It tastes like my his grandmother it takes her cooking.
It is the best lebone suit I've ever had outside
of my house. It is so so, so so so good.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Romy's is good to Rob.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
A brand.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
It's a restaurant surrounded by hummus.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Peoples and diet Coke.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Diet.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Good Morning, it's Lucy here.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
The one thing that I would pay for, no matter.
Speaker 15 (10:25):
How expensive it got, would be my membership to my gym.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I go to a cross six nine.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Six and Gardener, and not only does it keep me healthy.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
It keeps my sanity and it.
Speaker 12 (10:37):
Keeps me from killing people.
Speaker 15 (10:39):
So it's a win win for everybody.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
If I would have known we were making lists for
this topic, yeah, I would have shows the gym as.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Probably we're currently in the process of making list, so
she should keep adding.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
To timmy Fair, shows and Gardener. There's really nothing else, Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Is that the furniture capital of Massachusetts.
Speaker 11 (10:59):
I know it's like in the it's far out to.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
She loves making enemies with all these.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Don't want the turn of Gardener coming at me, but
I'm confined as a two hour drive. Oh god, by
the way, Gardner mattresses.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, exactly, and they have a CrossFit jet all.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Right, they are going on.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Since we're talking gyms.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I was at a beautiful pilates facility in south of
yesterday called Studio seventy eight. You may want to check
out I love plates, Matt Pilates.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
You didn't do pilates, did you?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I watched.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, well you have an injury.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
Yeah yeah. I had to let them know right away, like, yeah,
you're out. It's some stretching there. It's beautiful play.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
An if you think about it, You've had a long
list of injuries that have happened while shooting your TV show.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Right.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
You want to know what's funny. Before we started shooting yesterday,
I said I'm not getting involved. You guys have a
bad track record. You keep hurting me.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, hockey, you fell and broke your shoulder. The kids.
I did something else too, I forget.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I hurt my other shoulder playing doing a hockey commercial
with a couple of bruins.
Speaker 11 (12:06):
Me is Jenny trying to kill?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
You?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Say she can like have the shadow.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
I gotta try it.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I think they get a certain sense of comfort at
watching me on my back and paying rising and pain.
It's funny to every You want to know a funny
thing about the Bruins thing when I took the fall,
when I was skating around with the bees, I absolutely
forbade them from using that video in any way.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I know I could couldn't find it. Yeah, so it's nowhere.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
They deleted it and it's gone.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Someone has it and I'll track it down. No, don't worry.
Speaker 14 (12:36):
I have to say, getting food delivered.
Speaker 16 (12:39):
I feel like you can't even get a cheese pizza
these days for less than like thirty bucks.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
But as the primary.
Speaker 12 (12:46):
Cook of the family, if it's one of those nights,
if I don't feel like cooking and I just want
a hot meal, I will pay anything to have someone
else bring dinner.
Speaker 17 (12:55):
To my house.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
So do I love door Dash. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
And see that's the thing about peace. So you'd never
look at the price. You just want pizza. You're having
a pizza.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Moment, and the price of pizza has gone up, oh considerably.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
Everything's gone on, I know.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
But if you think about a large cheese pizza cost before,
it's it's way more.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Now because it needs tomatoes, it needs cheese.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Everything's kind of very good.
Speaker 16 (13:18):
Hey, everybody, this is Amy from Cedars. Thank you so
much for the Cedars.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
This morning.
Speaker 16 (13:23):
We'd love to get you awesome hummus next week, or
we can ship them to your homes. You just let
us know. I've already messaged Justin and the show on Instagram.
As a local family owned company, we appreciate the shout out.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I told you Justin, I know the Cedars people.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Well, thank you, Amy.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
And why didn't she message you?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You know her so well?
Speaker 9 (13:43):
Okay, because she's listening to the storyline. Oh, okay, the storyline.
It's Justin and Hummus.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, I love Hummus. They're just my favorite brand. I
like the other brands too, but Cedars is just the best.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
It is so good.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah, you know, eat it every week.
Speaker 15 (13:56):
I'm just saying I would pay anything for coffee. It
doesn't matter dollars, forty dollars, I don't care. What I'm
really calling for is Justin. I love Hummus too, And
I was always, thank you super against chocolate hummus because
it just seemed like blasphemous. I'm telling you right now,
it is unbelievable. With a sliced apple or fruit chocolate hummus.
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Give it a Tryum, where do you think?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Where do you find chocolate hummus?
Speaker 11 (14:23):
I don't know if Sears has it, but I've seen
it at the grocery store. Cedars might have a really yeah,
I've seen it at the grocery store. Maybe market baskets,
stop and chop.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I'll bet there are people out there listening right now
who would pay anything.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
For guawk right because I locked people or guawk lovers.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Cedars does have a dark chocolate. My girl Amy out
there over some hummus chocolate Hummus.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
For us, Yeah, dip it in strawberries or am.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
If you get Cedars Hummus with strawberries, I'm going to hummus.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Okay, hummus towm baby.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
The one thing that I will always always, no matter
how expensive it is, if it tripled.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Quadrupled in price, because.
Speaker 15 (15:08):
I always need my sweet treat at night.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
There's ice cream.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Can't live without it.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
I thought you was gonna say sex.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yeah, no one sense who's paying for sex?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Well, if you had to, so, if you really want
to know what it's like working on the Billy and
Lisa Show, specifically with Billy Costa, he drives us nuts.
He's got a little bit of an injury on his achilles.
You got a boot from the doctor and he's refusing
to wear it, and everybody is on him about it.
Speaker 18 (15:36):
Number three, I ended up snapping my achilles. They couldn't
repair it. They sewed my flexor tendon to my achilles.
Now the toes on that foot really don't work, and
it was almost a three year, three years recovery process.
Wear the freaking booth up to your knees because your
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achilles runs right up the back of your legs. And
stop whineing like a little two year old bie.
Speaker 11 (16:03):
I've been saying this lady on the talk back.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
That's you know what, that's called tough love.
Speaker 18 (16:09):
Stop whineing like a little two year old.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Big Can you imagine if that was me and my
toes weren't working and like that's more.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
Than a hit.
Speaker 18 (16:26):
Wear the freaking booth.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Oh my god, gotta wear it, dude.
Speaker 18 (16:31):
Yeah, really, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 9 (16:34):
You're a grown ass man.
Speaker 18 (16:36):
You got a big boogle that needs some mending.
Speaker 17 (16:39):
Now, everybody give Billy the boot.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I love this.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It starts with the boot and the toe, and then
it goes to other places.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
It spreads, Yes, the problem spreads.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
You guys, would love to see me walking in with
a full length cast all the way up to my hip.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Well you know who's laughing today, iry the bat the
Golden Bachelor. Yeah, because remember he had the hitch and
you couldn't let it go. You made fun of him
every single day on this show.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Yeah, but he wouldn't admit to the hitch. You know, dude,
you get to hit you're owning it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
There you go.
Speaker 13 (17:12):
Hey, guys, are you really sure you want Billy to
wear that boot? I mean I wouldn't encourage it. It's like,
you know, the man doesn't even wear socks, so he's
gonna have his sweaty little foot in there, you know,
doing this little hitchwalk, and then you know, whatever it
starts to smell, it's just all gonna be trapped in there.
And then you know, Lisa's got to sit next to him,
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that poor thing. I don't know, I prea consider if
I are you.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah, Well, the boot comes with a thick sock. That's
another thing. That's a sock that goes up to your knee.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Wait, can you take the sock out and wash it?
Speaker 13 (17:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, you put the sock on up to your knee.
That alone, like if my wife saw me walking around
the house with a sock up to my knee, I would.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Never have sex, Like, yeah, that would be over.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh okay, this.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Is what I'm that's why you're not wearing the boot.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Well, it's that thing that I've always said, you know,
it's a contract when you get married, like you know, like.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Okay, I wasn't expecting this.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
She's going to see me limping around the house and say, oh,
really this is what I signed up.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
So this is this is.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
The essence? Oh what's happening here.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
I didn't even want her to see the boot because
to her it would be a sign that, Okay.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
There's there's more to come.
Speaker 11 (18:27):
He's this whole thing to let us know he has sex.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Oh, I have sex.
Speaker 11 (18:31):
So I can't wear the boot, Like that's what you
want to announce to the whole Boston area that you're
having sex.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
No, No, I think it's I think it's more the
other thing.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
No, it's an image.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You will never lose that image in her head me
with the sock up to the knee.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
You know what either will I?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
You know what I mean, It's like, oh god, it's
just stripping you clean, Like it's yeah, I just refused
to submit it.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
You're so dramatic. I can't get behind you at all.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
This is stupid.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
No, you gotta know Michelle the lover.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
I know Michelle. I love Michelle.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
He'll just stop looking up, Like if I'm walking in
the room, She'll just turn the other way.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Jari probably does.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Just she's not gonna want to see it, Like I'll
have to only be home when she's not home.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
But Billy, the boot doesn't have to be when you're
at home on the couch. It's only when you're walking
around the day at work, like when you're home.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Take it off.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Okay, you think Michelle is gonna want to walk into
a nice restaurant with me hobbling in a boot? No,
oh my god, just rather.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, you're wrong on this. She We know Michelle.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
She is the most the sweetest person, and she took
she took vows with you.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
Here's what's going to happen.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Okay, eventually she's going to be going out to dinner
with the guy that she also dances with once a week,
Troy what's his name?
Speaker 9 (19:50):
I'm not saying Tony.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
What's his name? You know the tea you.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Know, Travis at least t and dance. Oh my god,
is she the tailor too?
Speaker 11 (20:01):
Is Travis?
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Could you there are times when when you need to shut.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
It really I think you could like make this really
playful and turn into something like.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Okay, give me.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
Michelle and I'm sitting next to you with a boot.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Okay. So she walks in and like her little nurses outfit?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah right, oh right, a little play little like oh
can I.
Speaker 9 (20:25):
Help you break out the baby oil?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Like, oh, did you hurt yourself?
Speaker 13 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Right, like that kind of doesn't she have scrubs?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
She used to work in the medical.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
I gotta be honest with you, she.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Wears something to something good for yourself.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
Have to be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
For nurses listening right now, there's nothing hotter than scrubs.
There we go, Yeah, my wife's a nurse, right, do
you ever have her just kind of come in?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I mean that's between us. I'm not gonna say it,
but Michelle, that's great.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I think it's really nice.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Still's a nice, kind hearted old man, and it's it's
really not cool to make fun of the elderly and
the people.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What up, guys, justin here super Bowl weekend, counting down
the best moments from the Billy and Lisa Show. We
are almost at number one, but it gets to number two.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
First.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
This is one of our topic times. What are your
deal breakers? What gives you the ick in the dating world?
We got some good ones on this.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Let's go to Glenn in Plastow, New Hampshire. Good morning, Glenn,
you got a story for us?
Speaker 17 (21:24):
Hey, good morning, kiss and weight. I would definitely definitely
block that guy that she's talking about. Oh yeah, with
selfies for sure.
Speaker 9 (21:32):
So Glenn, what's your story?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Like?
Speaker 17 (21:34):
I would have to say I would a lady with
poor teeth hygiene.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
I totally agree.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, that's always top of the list. Well, teeth hygiene
and breath kind of go hand in hand. Okay, yeah,
one cause.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
The other so to speak.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
So Glenn, have you had problems with that?
Speaker 17 (21:52):
Yeah? Oh yeah in the past I have. I was
actually oh for sushi one night and I was with
the scirl for about a year, you know, probably going
out with her for that night, and she'd been into
a piece of sushi and I looked up and her
front tooth was missing. I was like, what the hell?
That front tooth was missing. She had a fake front tooth,
(22:14):
and I didn't know for a year you had like
a flipper crazy wow.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Imagine you look across like you're focused on your sushi.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Roll, right, and then in the middle of a bike
you look up across the table. She's missing.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
What did you say, Glad? Did she realize it or not?
Speaker 17 (22:35):
I was lost for words. I didn't know what to say,
but I'll tell you what. Anytime after that was a
blast with that tooth, just out in public. We had
some good times.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
I'm sure you did in public and otherwise. So yeah,
so how long did you continue seeing her?
Speaker 17 (22:49):
And she was a beautiful girl, So it went on
for a couple of years after.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
So you got past the missing tooth.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
That's fine, you know. I good for you going up there. Well,
you're in Plastown, New Hampshire. I'm sure you get.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Along of that. Just kidding, Glenn, Just kidding, New Hampshire.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Let's go to Erica.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
She's in Boston.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Good morning, Erica, Good morning.
Speaker 19 (23:13):
Hey guys, love the show.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Oh thanks Erica.
Speaker 19 (23:16):
My deal breaker, number one number one deal breaker is
having kids. Even on the first date. I told my
husband on the first date.
Speaker 14 (23:26):
That I wouldn't even go on the second date if
I didn't want to have kids. I'm married, okay, okay,
and we've been married for fourteen years.
Speaker 11 (23:39):
Oh I thought she meant that if they had if
they had dating them.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Yeah, we took.
Speaker 19 (23:45):
Us three and a half years to get to have
the baby, and then we got married before we had
the baby.
Speaker 9 (23:51):
And then so on a first or second date, we've
been married. On a first or second date, you'd start
talking about kids.
Speaker 19 (24:00):
I do because I'm not going to waste my time.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
She puts it right out there.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
There you go, okay there, all right, Yeah, thanks for
the call.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
So you know, it's like, you know, you want to
have kids, and kids are beautiful, and then you have
kids and they're just complete chaos.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
They're always finding something to do that keeps you from
going home.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Like my house is a mad house and I love
my kids, but it's just NonStop madness.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
I went to your house a few weeks ago, and yeah,
it is kind of madness.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
Yeah, but that's that's part of it. They run around
all day fun.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
You know what I think about sometimes I think about
even both of you. You know, both of your kids
were a little at one point, you had three boys.
List you have two boys, so you know you guys
went through it well.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
And it's funny because Lisa and I had the same
situation where everybody would come to your house. Everybody would
come to my house, and kids were in and out
of your house.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Just like crazy, just never ending amount of kids out
the house. But that's fun.
Speaker 15 (24:56):
When somebody shows up for a day and they're already drunk.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Definitely, I agree with her on that, say, that's a
sign of what's to come.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Yeah, again, they show you. They're showing you exactly who
they are.
Speaker 9 (25:11):
Yeah. I mean well, I mean they could be nervous
and then they just overdid it a little.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
It happens, and it does, right.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I would give that person a second date just to
kind of see if that was the case.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
I mean, he could be nervous a drink and it
just hit him hard that night.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I want to go back real quick to Glenn and
when the clean teeth, and I want to ask a question.
If you're on a first date with someone and you're
eating and that person gets food stuck in their teeth
or on their face, do you say something? I always
get weirded out by that, do you say something.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I would definitely say something because I would want someone
to tell me. It's like the same with like your
fly being down like. I always tell a guy I'm
like your flies down like because if it happened, I
would want someone to I.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Know what I'm Guys, just in here your number one
moment eight now. So Jimmy Cash is a comedian up
and coming. He's also a janitor in the Worcester Public
School system. I've seen his videos on Instagram, his rails.
He is hilarious and he's also got a big show
coming up the Wilbur on the twentieth. So you know what,
we brought Jimmy Cash into the studio Number one buddy.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Jimmy Cash.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Very cool story, janitor, comedian, and you're gonna be doing
the Wilbur.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Is it this coming weekend?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I'm guessing February twentieth, So not until February twentieth.
Speaker 9 (26:29):
Well, thanks for coming. This is what we call advance notice.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, get ready, buy your ticket.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
You can go to the Wilburg dot com. We always
have people going to the wilburd dot com and you
can get your tickets.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
But this is cool.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
We're in the middle, Jimmy of a snow day. Okay,
And you're a janitor in the Worcester Public schools, right, yes, sir? Yeah,
and you actually got to call school off this morning.
I think we have a clip saw team two here.
You already know what it is. People have been talking
about it all day tomorrow. Due to inclement weather February sixth,
twenty twenty five, school is canceled. Yeah, yes, Now, were
(27:03):
you sanctioned buy the Worcester School System to make that
announcement on social Yeah, it's a dream come true. Wow,
it's been my dream to cancel school and to be
a janitor, and so it's all downhill from here. So
let me ask you something, Jimmy, So when did you
realize that you could be a comedian while at the
same time being a Is it okay to say janitor?
Speaker 9 (27:23):
Is that a good word? I approve so, not custodial
engineer or you.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Know, some people prefer that I'll give you a pass.
I like janitor. It's a little more I do too, daring.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
Right, yeah, Now, as a janitor in the public school system,
what's the toughest gig you do?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
The toughest gig is the one you hate doing talking
to the teachers. No, no, I love all the teachers,
but but you know, no, just just the calls all day,
the NonStop. Everyone needs you, you know, and that don't
you know? Or sickness that could be tough too. Yeah,
but you know we sprinkle the stuff on it.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
You know they still do that.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It's like the Yeah, yeah, it's come a long way.
It's advanced.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
What color is it?
Speaker 9 (28:04):
I got to be like pink?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
It's no, it's a coconut husk. Now that okay, you're
talking about when somebody pukes in the hallway?
Speaker 9 (28:11):
Yeah, oh does that come a long way?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
The sawdust is yeah, it's a new technology. They use
coconut husks. Seriously, I'm sponsored by a company for that.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
So what about when all the toilets get glocked up?
Oh yeah, that happens a lot.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah. I usually leave that for the night janitor.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Or is there a ladder that you want to climb? Yeah?
Like everything else, Like in radio, you want to.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Have the morning show, I got the morning show.
Speaker 9 (28:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
So in custodial work, you want to have what the
afternoon shift? The days you want to get in the
early morning. Yeah, that's the pinnacle of janitorial work mornings.
Speaker 9 (28:48):
Wow, that's all.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (28:50):
You know what's interesting about being a janitor. You never,
and I mean never, forget your grade school janitor's name
to ask me who mine was. Who was your Joe Dinon?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Joe Dinon, Joe.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Dinan was the janitor of our grade school.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Do you remember you as.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
I think his name is Ralph Ralph. Yeah, I heard
you was great.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Are you the janitor that everybody loves in the school?
You seem like a very lovable guy. Thank you? Yeah,
I think they do. I'm sure there's a few people
that are like, yeah, you know him with his his
mop and stuff. He's he's kind of a curmudgeon. But no,
I'm I'm pretty I'm pretty happy for the most part.
Speaker 9 (29:34):
And you look like a rock star. You must.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Yeah, you have such a good bye.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It's a janitorial. I've cut my hair and it's like
the movie that Santa Claus girls right back out like
the next day. It's just a janitorial.
Speaker 9 (29:45):
You know what's funny.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I just saw you on social and you had short hair,
and I didn't want to be offensive, but I was
going to ask if you were wearing extensions it's a
hat with the hair attached.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Even better, I had it in a janitor.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Bun in the video.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Say you pull it back?
Speaker 17 (30:03):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
If I got to clean the toilets and I'm going
to be a dangling in the toilet. Yeah, and if
they are extensions, you want to you don't want to
lose them down the another clogged toilet in a flush
right now. Oh, if the story got out that the
toilets in the school were clogged because Jimmy's hair extensions
fell out, that wouldn't be good. I'd get fired. Yeah,
I have something in the notes here, but I just
(30:24):
wanted to ask you about Jimmy again. I'm talking to
Jimmy Cash. He's a hilarious guy. He's going to be
at the Wilbert Theater February twentieth. We wanted to get
him in early because by the time February twentieth comes,
you probably would have been too busy for us. So yeah, yeah,
you want to go to the Wilburt dot com. But
as I look in your notes, you have a teenage daughter.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
How's that going?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
You know it's going all right? Well, you know we
get along good. Now, there were the same age.
Speaker 9 (30:55):
Is she go to the school you're working.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
No, she's in college age.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Oh she's like, oh my god, how wow?
Speaker 11 (31:01):
You don't lookink you have a kid that old.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
No, I know.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
It's the janitorial product. I've heard it's great if you
rub them on your face, Yes, it gets rid of
the wrinkles. But it goes on to say, Okay, the
teenage what's her name, Let's give her a shout out
Annie Annie Annabelle. Yeah, shout out to Annie Annie Cash.
Annie Cash be sleeping right now. But in the very
(31:24):
next line, it says you have an uncertain amount of
step children, and that kind of caught my eye, you know,
to explain it's been a history, you know. But yeah,
I've had a couple step kids along the way, you know. So,
so are you mad? What is not right now?
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Right now?
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Your manager right now is giving me the look like, really,
what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
He's one of my step kids.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
This is great. I want to go to the Wilbur
that yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
Yeah, well the Wilburg February twentieth.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
By the way, the wilbur dot com. Will this be
your biggest audience yet? Uh yeah, definitely, definitely. There's a
Biggert show yet, so buckle up.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
So does that make you more nervous?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
I mean I've done some big crowds, like opening for
bigger comedians, you know, but not being the main act.
So this is the biggest audience as the main act.
Speaker 9 (32:19):
You know, we have to get you with comics to
come home, right absolutely? Oh yeah, have you gone to
that event?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
I haven't, but the Dennis is from my hometown.
Speaker 7 (32:27):
So yeah, we need to make this.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Yeah, I know Dennis.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
You tell him, Tell him. I said, Hi, I'm gonna
get you know what, because we need Jimmy. Jimmy knows
what to do.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
I'm gonna tell him that everyone wants you.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
You need someone to count on. Gimmy, Jimmy.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Gimme Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
Speaker 9 (32:44):
I'm sorry this is a stupid show as I can't
even explain what I do for a living or what
they said.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I wanted to ask Jimmy. So on your Instagram and
I couldn't tell if it was real or fake. But
there's a picture of you with no shirt on and
with a tattoo of Janitor across your stomach.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Is that railer fake?
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Oh? That is?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
It?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Gets baby can we see it?
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
When you get this on, I don't have to.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I'm gonna give you a three one hold on now
read three two one bank. Oh yeah, what's the one
on the side say, uh, you don't remember Custodian
It's the best Avillian Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hi friends, good morning, Welcome into the show. Happy super
Bowl weekend. I have your top five moments from this
week on the Billy and Lisa Show. Let's get this
countdown rolling.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I want to.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Start with the Bachelor. So we've been following this season
because it's a local girl on the show, Juliana, who
we are rooting for. We have our Bachelor correspondent. That's Riley,
Lisa's fourteen year old son who watches every week and
calls and checks in.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We love this kid. So this week, Riley gets number five.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
All right, So Riley, let's get to last night's episode.
Lisa had some questions for Riley, a discussion.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So last week you gave us three names. One of
the names is Zoe, and last night she became the villain, right, Riley?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
She did so during the date, it was a basketball
group date, so they were playing. They played on two
teams of basketball, and they trained all day and they
had two kids from somewhere where your grant lives to
come out and coach the lady. So they were all
ready for the basketball game. And Zoe, I believe played
basketball before in middle school. And so she kind of
(01:06):
like knew what she was.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Wait a minute, did you just say that she played
basketball in middle school?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
I think everybody did.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I think that's very true. Well, I mean, I don't
know about these girls, because it was it was it
wasn't very.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
A lot of nails were popping off.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
A lot of nails were popping. It was like a
it was like a weird like almost like a like
a viral thing. It was like their nails were falling off.
Everyone's nails were off. And then but basically she kept,
you know, she was getting because obviously they're all very beginners,
maybe because Zoe.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
But she's getting very aggressive and she was she kept
you know, stealing, stealing the basketball out of the other people's hands.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
In addition to that, she stole great So they were
each shooting a shot, each one of them. They were
lying up in the line, and it's always like, I'm
gonna steal grant. I'm going to use the time to
steal grant. And they went up there and they chatted
for a long time and it was just very awkward.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
Uh, do we.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Have a clip of this?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Lea we have a clip of is it Ali Joe
calling Zoe out on.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
That and so Ali Joe, who I actually gained a
lot of popularity on last night. I think she's good.
So she so, she was like she was not having
She's a she's a boxing instructure from New Jersey. You know,
she's always very strong, you know, very strong and uh
so she wasn't afraid to fight back at bo when
(02:41):
she stealing time.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
What is your problem?
Speaker 10 (02:45):
I've done nothing to you. I understand you want your time,
but guess what, baby girl, so do I And you've
had it so many times. You steps on all of
our toys on the day earlier. You had talked to
him before me. Then you took him back when I
was talking to him, like you've talked so multiple times
to what is your problem with me that you need
to send enter offers?
Speaker 9 (03:03):
Me tell me?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, I was looking at her on Instagram, Ali Jojo,
and I wouldn't mess with her.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
So we have Ali Joe the boxing trainer and Zoe
the middle school basketball player.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
That's that's yeah. Those are the definitely people on the show,
and they're definitely very big personalities.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You know, did you know the very first episode, did
you know right away Zoe was going to be the
villain this season.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
You know, originally I did not, but after last night
because the first night they always walk out and they're
so nice to each other and they're just like because
they don't really know which other. But once we start
getting into the heart of the season and the you know,
the good portion of the season, it starts to obviously change,
as you know, more people hold grudges and more maybe
they go on.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
So you've had a couple of weeks.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
What do you think of this guy, Grant?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
So, Grant's fine, He's not anything special, He's he's no
p from a couple of seasons ago. But he's pretty good.
He's not bad. I like to rank it on like
a scale, so I would say probably maybe a six
point six probably.
Speaker 9 (04:13):
Okay. Now I never thought I'd ask this question in
my entire life.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
But what are you basing that on?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
It can't be looks.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
So no, it's everything, it's well, it's it's it's mostly personality.
I don't I don't think he's he's nothing that really
catches my he didn't even catch my eye. Gen Tran's
season of The Bachelorette, where he gained his bachelor popularity
from I can.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Agree with you.
Speaker 11 (04:39):
Rather, I I from why I see Hi on social media?
Like he's hot, he's six ' five, he's very very handsome,
but he doesn't give it give it to me personality wise.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm not really like in awe of him.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Well, didn't he have a duet with Mario the R
and B singer.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Oh last night or no?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, yeah, so he was one of the The one
on one day was Grant and his first impression rose Alex.
They went out on a one on one day and
he sang like this really corny song for her and
it's like, Alex, I promise I will always something something
(05:20):
And it was just really awkward and cheesy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And okay, okay, we're going to play the clip of
Grant singing boat now we have.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
You need to hear Grant singing that was yeah.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
Okay, girl, From the first moment I met, it ain't
trying to fresh air.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I'm trying to protect you.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
You know, I'm saying other women, girl with.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You, women like the Christian Okay, that's enough, Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
All I know is we reached a new heights a
couple of seconds ago because we had a fourteen year
old Riley singing Mario.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah that was.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Mari Grant me, Yeah, yeah, that was that. He made
that up on the spot.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I have one last question for you, Juliana. What did
she do last night? Anything big?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
She was good. I didn't particularly like how she kind
of took Zoe's side last night, and she was kind
of positioning herself, you know, as like the villain like sidekick.
I mean, not like one hundred percent, but I definitely
think that I have a good connection. I'd like to
see her keep going, and I think she has a
(06:24):
good chance.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
So you're liking Juliana from Newton, Massachusetts.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I think she will be out of the top three
or four. I would say the girls will make it
to hometowns. I would definitely say Juliana still Latilla Still
she got Latilla got a lot of airtime last night.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
So you always know, if you had to pick a winner,
who would it be.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
You know, I'd probably go with Juliana. I'd probably go
with her.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Grant really likes her, he does, he does, and.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah, you can really tell. And I think that he's
I think that she's like she's got what he won.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
All right, rolly, great job.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
That's our fourteen year old correspondent Riley Donovan. Yeah, and
the correspondent to watching The Bachelor, and Zoe's a close second.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Joe, I believe played basketball before in middle school.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
So big story in the news this week egg prices
which are through the roof. It is insane.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
What up? Guys? Justin here?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Welcome back to your top five moments from this week
on the Billy and Lisa Show. And with the soaring
egg prices? What is something that you would pay for
no matter what the price was.
Speaker 12 (07:28):
I would pay anything for diet coke. I have won
a day small bottle, not the leader. I look forward
to that. I have it at lunch. It gets me
through my morning. I can't wait for that glorious diet coke.
I would pay anything for it. Actually, I did a
couple of weeks ago at the Polo Loune to New
York City. I think it was fifteen dollars. But it
came in a tall, thin glass, perfect ratio of ice cubes.
(07:52):
It was crisp, it was delicious. It was like drinking
a glass of crystal.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I kind of want to die of coke now.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Yah, I didn't know that was still in existence.
Speaker 11 (08:02):
I will, I will say the coke for McDonald's the best.
It's a dollar whatever, twenty nine, but if it went
up to like ten dollars, I might But what makes
it so good? So McDonald's has a wave of they're
the only company that does this. Coke gives them a
canister instead of the bags to make the coke, so
they have it in a co two canister so it's
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extra crispy, whereas everywhere else is just mixing, you know,
the carbonated water with.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
The syrup, which is still good too. Well, it's just
still great to still good too.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
When I you know, I gained a lot of weight
because I worked at Friendlies and had unlimited access to soda,
so I would just drink the fountain soda.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
They love coke.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Yeah, and if you missed it earlier. Justin would pay
anything for hummus.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Okay, I don't know why. That's all.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
That was kind of a ball.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Can somebody get my back on this?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Okay, listen, Justin, I don't fault you for the hummus thing.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
I'm right there with you on that one.
Speaker 13 (08:55):
I don't know what brand it is, but there's a
brand that does a carrot siracha hummus.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I would give up sex for this stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
It is so good.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think it's called Lantana maybe, but
I'll try it.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I like all hummus.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
By the way, I happened to know the Cedars people.
The Cedars homeless people.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Can you hook a brother?
Speaker 9 (09:15):
Very nice people I can reach out.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Would you like homemade hummus? I love you?
Speaker 14 (09:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Okay, So you have a bex that used to wear
working sure, she was Lebanese and she sent me to
my first ever Lebanese restaurant. It's in Methuen or someone,
and they had obviously hummus.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It was awesome. Okay.
Speaker 11 (09:33):
Well as your other Lebanese friend, I can you'r Lebanese?
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
You didn't know that she's Lebanese.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
My last name is Cory, Like, what do you what
do you think I am?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Like?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I know, I thought you were a French.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
I got to be honest.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
When I first first met Whinnie, I wouldn't have guessed Lebanese.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
Well, my mom's white, my dad's from Lebanon, so I
favor her. Okay, where's your recommendation, Awadie? Which our friend?
It tastes like my his grandmother it takes her cooking.
It is the best lebone suit I've ever had outside
of my house. It is so so, so so so good.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Romy's is good to Rob.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
A brand.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
It's a restaurant surrounded by hummus.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Peoples and diet Coke.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Diet.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Good Morning, it's Lucy here.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
The one thing that I would pay for, no matter.
Speaker 15 (10:25):
How expensive it got, would be my membership to my gym.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I go to a cross six nine.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Six and Gardener, and not only does it keep me healthy.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
It keeps my sanity and it.
Speaker 12 (10:37):
Keeps me from killing people.
Speaker 15 (10:39):
So it's a win win for everybody.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
If I would have known we were making lists for
this topic, yeah, I would have shows the gym as.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Probably we're currently in the process of making list, so
she should keep adding.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
To timmy Fair, shows and Gardener. There's really nothing else, Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Is that the furniture capital of Massachusetts.
Speaker 11 (10:59):
I know it's like in the it's far out to.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
She loves making enemies with all these.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Don't want the turn of Gardener coming at me, but
I'm confined as a two hour drive. Oh god, by
the way, Gardner mattresses.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, exactly, and they have a CrossFit jet all.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Right, they are going on.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Since we're talking gyms.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I was at a beautiful pilates facility in south of
yesterday called Studio seventy eight. You may want to check
out I love plates, Matt Pilates.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
You didn't do pilates, did you?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I watched.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, well you have an injury.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
Yeah yeah. I had to let them know right away, like, yeah,
you're out. It's some stretching there. It's beautiful play.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
An if you think about it, You've had a long
list of injuries that have happened while shooting your TV show.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Right.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
You want to know what's funny. Before we started shooting yesterday,
I said I'm not getting involved. You guys have a
bad track record. You keep hurting me.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, hockey, you fell and broke your shoulder. The kids.
I did something else too, I forget.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I hurt my other shoulder playing doing a hockey commercial
with a couple of bruins.
Speaker 11 (12:06):
Me is Jenny trying to kill?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
You?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Say she can like have the shadow.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
I gotta try it.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I think they get a certain sense of comfort at
watching me on my back and paying rising and pain.
It's funny to every You want to know a funny
thing about the Bruins thing when I took the fall,
when I was skating around with the bees, I absolutely
forbade them from using that video in any way.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I know I could couldn't find it. Yeah, so it's nowhere.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
They deleted it and it's gone.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Someone has it and I'll track it down. No, don't worry.
Speaker 14 (12:36):
I have to say, getting food delivered.
Speaker 16 (12:39):
I feel like you can't even get a cheese pizza
these days for less than like thirty bucks.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
But as the primary.
Speaker 12 (12:46):
Cook of the family, if it's one of those nights,
if I don't feel like cooking and I just want
a hot meal, I will pay anything to have someone
else bring dinner.
Speaker 17 (12:55):
To my house.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
So do I love door Dash. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:58):
And see that's the thing about peace. So you'd never
look at the price. You just want pizza. You're having
a pizza.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Moment, and the price of pizza has gone up, oh considerably.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
Everything's gone on, I know.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
But if you think about a large cheese pizza cost before,
it's it's way more.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Now because it needs tomatoes, it needs cheese.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Everything's kind of very good.
Speaker 16 (13:18):
Hey, everybody, this is Amy from Cedars. Thank you so
much for the Cedars.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
This morning.
Speaker 16 (13:23):
We'd love to get you awesome hummus next week, or
we can ship them to your homes. You just let
us know. I've already messaged Justin and the show on Instagram.
As a local family owned company, we appreciate the shout out.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I told you Justin, I know the Cedars people.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Well, thank you, Amy.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
And why didn't she message you?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You know her so well?
Speaker 9 (13:43):
Okay, because she's listening to the storyline. Oh, okay, the storyline.
It's Justin and Hummus.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, I love Hummus. They're just my favorite brand. I
like the other brands too, but Cedars is just the best.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
It is so good.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah, you know, eat it every week.
Speaker 15 (13:56):
I'm just saying I would pay anything for coffee. It
doesn't matter dollars, forty dollars, I don't care. What I'm
really calling for is Justin. I love Hummus too, And
I was always, thank you super against chocolate hummus because
it just seemed like blasphemous. I'm telling you right now,
it is unbelievable. With a sliced apple or fruit chocolate hummus.
(14:18):
Give it a Tryum, where do you think?
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Where do you find chocolate hummus?
Speaker 11 (14:23):
I don't know if Sears has it, but I've seen
it at the grocery store. Cedars might have a really yeah,
I've seen it at the grocery store. Maybe market baskets,
stop and chop.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I'll bet there are people out there listening right now
who would pay anything.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
For guawk right because I locked people or guawk lovers.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Cedars does have a dark chocolate. My girl Amy out
there over some hummus chocolate Hummus.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
For us, Yeah, dip it in strawberries or am.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
If you get Cedars Hummus with strawberries, I'm going to hummus.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Okay, hummus towm baby.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
The one thing that I will always always, no matter
how expensive it is, if it tripled.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Quadrupled in price, because.
Speaker 15 (15:08):
I always need my sweet treat at night.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
There's ice cream.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Can't live without it.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
I thought you was gonna say sex.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yeah, no one sense who's paying for sex?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Well, if you had to, so, if you really want
to know what it's like working on the Billy and
Lisa Show, specifically with Billy Costa, he drives us nuts.
He's got a little bit of an injury on his achilles.
You got a boot from the doctor and he's refusing
to wear it, and everybody is on him about it.
Speaker 18 (15:36):
Number three, I ended up snapping my achilles. They couldn't
repair it. They sewed my flexor tendon to my achilles.
Now the toes on that foot really don't work, and
it was almost a three year, three years recovery process.
Wear the freaking booth up to your knees because your
(15:57):
achilles runs right up the back of your legs. And
stop whineing like a little two year old bie.
Speaker 11 (16:03):
I've been saying this lady on the talk back.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
That's you know what, that's called tough love.
Speaker 18 (16:09):
Stop whineing like a little two year old.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Big Can you imagine if that was me and my
toes weren't working and like that's more.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
Than a hit.
Speaker 18 (16:26):
Wear the freaking booth.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Oh my god, gotta wear it, dude.
Speaker 18 (16:31):
Yeah, really, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 9 (16:34):
You're a grown ass man.
Speaker 18 (16:36):
You got a big boogle that needs some mending.
Speaker 17 (16:39):
Now, everybody give Billy the boot.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I love this.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It starts with the boot and the toe, and then
it goes to other places.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
It spreads, Yes, the problem spreads.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
You guys, would love to see me walking in with
a full length cast all the way up to my hip.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Well you know who's laughing today, iry the bat the
Golden Bachelor. Yeah, because remember he had the hitch and
you couldn't let it go. You made fun of him
every single day on this show.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Yeah, but he wouldn't admit to the hitch. You know, dude,
you get to hit you're owning it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
There you go.
Speaker 13 (17:12):
Hey, guys, are you really sure you want Billy to
wear that boot? I mean I wouldn't encourage it. It's like,
you know, the man doesn't even wear socks, so he's
gonna have his sweaty little foot in there, you know,
doing this little hitchwalk, and then you know, whatever it
starts to smell, it's just all gonna be trapped in there.
And then you know, Lisa's got to sit next to him,
(17:32):
that poor thing. I don't know, I prea consider if
I are you.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah, Well, the boot comes with a thick sock. That's
another thing. That's a sock that goes up to your knee.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Wait, can you take the sock out and wash it?
Speaker 13 (17:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, you put the sock on up to your knee.
That alone, like if my wife saw me walking around
the house with a sock up to my knee, I would.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Never have sex, Like, yeah, that would be over.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh okay, this.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Is what I'm that's why you're not wearing the boot.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Well, it's that thing that I've always said, you know,
it's a contract when you get married, like you know, like.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Okay, I wasn't expecting this.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
She's going to see me limping around the house and say, oh,
really this is what I signed up.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
So this is this is.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
The essence? Oh what's happening here.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
I didn't even want her to see the boot because
to her it would be a sign that, Okay.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
There's there's more to come.
Speaker 11 (18:27):
He's this whole thing to let us know he has sex.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Oh, I have sex.
Speaker 11 (18:31):
So I can't wear the boot, Like that's what you
want to announce to the whole Boston area that you're
having sex.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
No, No, I think it's I think it's more the
other thing.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
No, it's an image.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You will never lose that image in her head me
with the sock up to the knee.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
You know what either will I?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
You know what I mean, It's like, oh god, it's
just stripping you clean, Like it's yeah, I just refused
to submit it.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
You're so dramatic. I can't get behind you at all.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
This is stupid.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
No, you gotta know Michelle the lover.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
I know Michelle. I love Michelle.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
He'll just stop looking up, Like if I'm walking in
the room, She'll just turn the other way.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Jari probably does.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Just she's not gonna want to see it, Like I'll
have to only be home when she's not home.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
But Billy, the boot doesn't have to be when you're
at home on the couch. It's only when you're walking
around the day at work, like when you're home.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Take it off.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Okay, you think Michelle is gonna want to walk into
a nice restaurant with me hobbling in a boot? No,
oh my god, just rather.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, you're wrong on this. She We know Michelle.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
She is the most the sweetest person, and she took
she took vows with you.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
Here's what's going to happen.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Okay, eventually she's going to be going out to dinner
with the guy that she also dances with once a week,
Troy what's his name?
Speaker 9 (19:50):
I'm not saying Tony.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
What's his name? You know the tea you.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Know, Travis at least t and dance. Oh my god,
is she the tailor too?
Speaker 11 (20:01):
Is Travis?
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Could you there are times when when you need to shut.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
It really I think you could like make this really
playful and turn into something like.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Okay, give me.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
Michelle and I'm sitting next to you with a boot.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Okay. So she walks in and like her little nurses outfit?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah right, oh right, a little play little like oh
can I.
Speaker 9 (20:25):
Help you break out the baby oil?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Like, oh, did you hurt yourself?
Speaker 13 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Right, like that kind of doesn't she have scrubs?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
She used to work in the medical.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
I gotta be honest with you, she.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Wears something to something good for yourself.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
Have to be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
For nurses listening right now, there's nothing hotter than scrubs.
There we go, Yeah, my wife's a nurse, right, do
you ever have her just kind of come in?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I mean that's between us. I'm not gonna say it,
but Michelle, that's great.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I think it's really nice.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Still's a nice, kind hearted old man, and it's it's
really not cool to make fun of the elderly and
the people.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What up, guys, justin here super Bowl weekend, counting down
the best moments from the Billy and Lisa Show. We
are almost at number one, but it gets to number two.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
First.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
This is one of our topic times. What are your
deal breakers? What gives you the ick in the dating world?
We got some good ones on this.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Let's go to Glenn in Plastow, New Hampshire. Good morning, Glenn,
you got a story for us?
Speaker 17 (21:24):
Hey, good morning, kiss and weight. I would definitely definitely
block that guy that she's talking about. Oh yeah, with
selfies for sure.
Speaker 9 (21:32):
So Glenn, what's your story?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Like?
Speaker 17 (21:34):
I would have to say I would a lady with
poor teeth hygiene.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
I totally agree.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, that's always top of the list. Well, teeth hygiene
and breath kind of go hand in hand. Okay, yeah,
one cause.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
The other so to speak.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
So Glenn, have you had problems with that?
Speaker 17 (21:52):
Yeah? Oh yeah in the past I have. I was
actually oh for sushi one night and I was with
the scirl for about a year, you know, probably going
out with her for that night, and she'd been into
a piece of sushi and I looked up and her
front tooth was missing. I was like, what the hell?
That front tooth was missing. She had a fake front tooth,
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and I didn't know for a year you had like
a flipper crazy wow.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Imagine you look across like you're focused on your sushi.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Roll, right, and then in the middle of a bike
you look up across the table. She's missing.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
What did you say, Glad? Did she realize it or not?
Speaker 17 (22:35):
I was lost for words. I didn't know what to say,
but I'll tell you what. Anytime after that was a
blast with that tooth, just out in public. We had
some good times.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
I'm sure you did in public and otherwise. So yeah,
so how long did you continue seeing her?
Speaker 17 (22:49):
And she was a beautiful girl, So it went on
for a couple of years after.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
So you got past the missing tooth.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
That's fine, you know. I good for you going up there. Well,
you're in Plastown, New Hampshire. I'm sure you get.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Along of that. Just kidding, Glenn, Just kidding, New Hampshire.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Let's go to Erica.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
She's in Boston.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Good morning, Erica, Good morning.
Speaker 19 (23:13):
Hey guys, love the show.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Oh thanks Erica.
Speaker 19 (23:16):
My deal breaker, number one number one deal breaker is
having kids. Even on the first date. I told my
husband on the first date.
Speaker 14 (23:26):
That I wouldn't even go on the second date if
I didn't want to have kids. I'm married, okay, okay,
and we've been married for fourteen years.
Speaker 11 (23:39):
Oh I thought she meant that if they had if
they had dating them.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Yeah, we took.
Speaker 19 (23:45):
Us three and a half years to get to have
the baby, and then we got married before we had
the baby.
Speaker 9 (23:51):
And then so on a first or second date, we've
been married. On a first or second date, you'd start
talking about kids.
Speaker 19 (24:00):
I do because I'm not going to waste my time.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
She puts it right out there.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
There you go, okay there, all right, Yeah, thanks for
the call.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
So you know, it's like, you know, you want to
have kids, and kids are beautiful, and then you have
kids and they're just complete chaos.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
They're always finding something to do that keeps you from
going home.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Like my house is a mad house and I love
my kids, but it's just NonStop madness.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
I went to your house a few weeks ago, and yeah,
it is kind of madness.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
Yeah, but that's that's part of it. They run around
all day fun.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
You know what I think about sometimes I think about
even both of you. You know, both of your kids
were a little at one point, you had three boys.
List you have two boys, so you know you guys
went through it well.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
And it's funny because Lisa and I had the same
situation where everybody would come to your house. Everybody would
come to my house, and kids were in and out
of your house.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Just like crazy, just never ending amount of kids out
the house. But that's fun.
Speaker 15 (24:56):
When somebody shows up for a day and they're already drunk.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Definitely, I agree with her on that, say, that's a
sign of what's to come.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Yeah, again, they show you. They're showing you exactly who
they are.
Speaker 9 (25:11):
Yeah. I mean well, I mean they could be nervous
and then they just overdid it a little.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
It happens, and it does, right.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I would give that person a second date just to
kind of see if that was the case.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
I mean, he could be nervous a drink and it
just hit him hard that night.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I want to go back real quick to Glenn and
when the clean teeth, and I want to ask a question.
If you're on a first date with someone and you're
eating and that person gets food stuck in their teeth
or on their face, do you say something? I always
get weirded out by that, do you say something.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I would definitely say something because I would want someone
to tell me. It's like the same with like your
fly being down like. I always tell a guy I'm
like your flies down like because if it happened, I
would want someone to I.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Know what I'm Guys, just in here your number one
moment eight now. So Jimmy Cash is a comedian up
and coming. He's also a janitor in the Worcester Public
School system. I've seen his videos on Instagram, his rails.
He is hilarious and he's also got a big show
coming up the Wilbur on the twentieth. So you know what,
we brought Jimmy Cash into the studio Number one buddy.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Jimmy Cash.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Very cool story, janitor, comedian, and you're gonna be doing
the Wilbur.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Is it this coming weekend?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I'm guessing February twentieth, So not until February twentieth.
Speaker 9 (26:29):
Well, thanks for coming. This is what we call advance notice.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, get ready, buy your ticket.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
You can go to the Wilburg dot com. We always
have people going to the wilburd dot com and you
can get your tickets.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
But this is cool.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
We're in the middle, Jimmy of a snow day. Okay,
And you're a janitor in the Worcester Public schools, right, yes, sir? Yeah,
and you actually got to call school off this morning.
I think we have a clip saw team two here.
You already know what it is. People have been talking
about it all day tomorrow. Due to inclement weather February sixth,
twenty twenty five, school is canceled. Yeah, yes, Now, were
(27:03):
you sanctioned buy the Worcester School System to make that
announcement on social Yeah, it's a dream come true. Wow,
it's been my dream to cancel school and to be
a janitor, and so it's all downhill from here. So
let me ask you something, Jimmy, So when did you
realize that you could be a comedian while at the
same time being a Is it okay to say janitor?
Speaker 9 (27:23):
Is that a good word? I approve so, not custodial
engineer or you.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Know, some people prefer that I'll give you a pass.
I like janitor. It's a little more I do too, daring.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
Right, yeah, Now, as a janitor in the public school system,
what's the toughest gig you do?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
The toughest gig is the one you hate doing talking
to the teachers. No, no, I love all the teachers,
but but you know, no, just just the calls all day,
the NonStop. Everyone needs you, you know, and that don't
you know? Or sickness that could be tough too. Yeah,
but you know we sprinkle the stuff on it.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
You know they still do that.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It's like the Yeah, yeah, it's come a long way.
It's advanced.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
What color is it?
Speaker 9 (28:04):
I got to be like pink?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
It's no, it's a coconut husk. Now that okay, you're
talking about when somebody pukes in the hallway?
Speaker 9 (28:11):
Yeah, oh does that come a long way?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
The sawdust is yeah, it's a new technology. They use
coconut husks. Seriously, I'm sponsored by a company for that.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
So what about when all the toilets get glocked up?
Oh yeah, that happens a lot.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah. I usually leave that for the night janitor.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Or is there a ladder that you want to climb? Yeah?
Like everything else, Like in radio, you want to.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Have the morning show, I got the morning show.
Speaker 9 (28:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
So in custodial work, you want to have what the
afternoon shift? The days you want to get in the
early morning. Yeah, that's the pinnacle of janitorial work mornings.
Speaker 9 (28:48):
Wow, that's all.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (28:50):
You know what's interesting about being a janitor. You never,
and I mean never, forget your grade school janitor's name
to ask me who mine was. Who was your Joe Dinon?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Joe Dinon, Joe.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Dinan was the janitor of our grade school.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Do you remember you as.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
I think his name is Ralph Ralph. Yeah, I heard
you was great.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Are you the janitor that everybody loves in the school?
You seem like a very lovable guy. Thank you? Yeah,
I think they do. I'm sure there's a few people
that are like, yeah, you know him with his his
mop and stuff. He's he's kind of a curmudgeon. But no,
I'm I'm pretty I'm pretty happy for the most part.
Speaker 9 (29:34):
And you look like a rock star. You must.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Yeah, you have such a good bye.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It's a janitorial. I've cut my hair and it's like
the movie that Santa Claus girls right back out like
the next day. It's just a janitorial.
Speaker 9 (29:45):
You know what's funny.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I just saw you on social and you had short hair,
and I didn't want to be offensive, but I was
going to ask if you were wearing extensions it's a
hat with the hair attached.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Even better, I had it in a janitor.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Bun in the video.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Say you pull it back?
Speaker 17 (30:03):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
If I got to clean the toilets and I'm going
to be a dangling in the toilet. Yeah, and if
they are extensions, you want to you don't want to
lose them down the another clogged toilet in a flush
right now. Oh, if the story got out that the
toilets in the school were clogged because Jimmy's hair extensions
fell out, that wouldn't be good. I'd get fired. Yeah,
I have something in the notes here, but I just
(30:24):
wanted to ask you about Jimmy again. I'm talking to
Jimmy Cash. He's a hilarious guy. He's going to be
at the Wilbert Theater February twentieth. We wanted to get
him in early because by the time February twentieth comes,
you probably would have been too busy for us. So yeah, yeah,
you want to go to the Wilburt dot com. But
as I look in your notes, you have a teenage daughter.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
How's that going?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
You know it's going all right? Well, you know we
get along good. Now, there were the same age.
Speaker 9 (30:55):
Is she go to the school you're working.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
No, she's in college age.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Oh she's like, oh my god, how wow?
Speaker 11 (31:01):
You don't lookink you have a kid that old.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
No, I know.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
It's the janitorial product. I've heard it's great if you
rub them on your face, Yes, it gets rid of
the wrinkles. But it goes on to say, Okay, the
teenage what's her name, Let's give her a shout out
Annie Annie Annabelle. Yeah, shout out to Annie Annie Cash.
Annie Cash be sleeping right now. But in the very
(31:24):
next line, it says you have an uncertain amount of
step children, and that kind of caught my eye, you know,
to explain it's been a history, you know. But yeah,
I've had a couple step kids along the way, you know. So,
so are you mad? What is not right now?
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Right now?
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Your manager right now is giving me the look like, really,
what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
He's one of my step kids.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
This is great. I want to go to the Wilbur
that yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
Yeah, well the Wilburg February twentieth.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
By the way, the wilbur dot com. Will this be
your biggest audience yet? Uh yeah, definitely, definitely. There's a
Biggert show yet, so buckle up.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
So does that make you more nervous?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
I mean I've done some big crowds, like opening for
bigger comedians, you know, but not being the main act.
So this is the biggest audience as the main act.
Speaker 9 (32:19):
You know, we have to get you with comics to
come home, right absolutely? Oh yeah, have you gone to
that event?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
I haven't, but the Dennis is from my hometown.
Speaker 7 (32:27):
So yeah, we need to make this.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Yeah, I know Dennis.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
You tell him, Tell him. I said, Hi, I'm gonna
get you know what, because we need Jimmy. Jimmy knows
what to do.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
I'm gonna tell him that everyone wants you.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
You need someone to count on. Gimmy, Jimmy.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Gimme Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
Speaker 9 (32:44):
I'm sorry this is a stupid show as I can't
even explain what I do for a living or what
they said.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I wanted to ask Jimmy. So on your Instagram and
I couldn't tell if it was real or fake. But
there's a picture of you with no shirt on and
with a tattoo of Janitor across your stomach.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Is that railer fake?
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Oh? That is?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
It?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Gets baby can we see it?
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
When you get this on, I don't have to.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I'm gonna give you a three one hold on now
read three two one bank. Oh yeah, what's the one
on the side say, uh, you don't remember Custodian
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