February 24, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, look at that is that time again? We played
the match game earlier this morning at seven ten. We're
going to do it right now at eight ten, which
means we need to call her twenty five. We need
a contestant to play the game. Six one, seven, nine eight.
I look through the glass. I can see Producer Riley.
She is anxiously standing by and waiting for our next
contestant on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
At least of the prizes are outstanding.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, they're amazing, Like a Tate McCrae, a flyaway to Nashville.
Who doesn't want to go to Nashville and Seatate? We
can fly you to Portugal Azor Airlines. You're going to
go on a trip, a smuggler's.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Notch ski getaway. We've got Gracie Abrams tickets.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
We've got Shakira tickets, Post Malone tickets, do a leap
of tickets, go old play tickets, weekend tickets, all.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That up on the board.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We've got thirty numbers, fifteen prizes up for grabs. Everybody,
you've got to pay attention. But while we wait for
College twenty five, Justin talkbacks.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Good morning, Justin's British neighbor from Salem, New Hampshire.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Here we are current on our way to your studios to.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
Deliver the fud Rockers three pound burgers.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
So hope you guys are hungry and we'll see you soon.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Sock.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Wait, maybe maybe I'm excited for this three pound burgers. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:16):
So there's a challenge that they're doing, and it's like
you can is it thirty minutes or something like that
to eat a three pound burger and then fries?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Are you going to do it?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Justin I could?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
I could do it for fund Records is here live?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You got to make it a cheat day, A dude,
you got to do it.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
No, I'll do it with your weekend. No, I'm on
a strict I can't, but I eat fudd Rockers on
my cheat male all the time, and I have the
one pound burgers and I'll eat the whole burger and
still be hungry.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
So you think you could do it?
Speaker 7 (01:44):
I think I could do it. Yeah. I have a
big appetite. I love fudd Rockers.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
They checked in, Well, that's let us know they're on
the way.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Yeah, they're coming in. I'll look it over, I'll prepare
and then I'll do the challenge.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, all right, but in the meantime we're waiting.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
For College twenty five. We have Angela on Angela Kiss with.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Billy and Lisa's Weird Stories.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay, this story is out of Beverly, Massachusetts. It happened
in a bar over the weekend. There's a guy. His
picture has been posted alliver social media. Police are looking
for him because he urinated all over the bar this weekend.
They don't know who he is, and they think it's
completely disgusting.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Breaking news. Just in thanks to talk back Nation, they
found the guy. They just found I.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Wanted to send a talk back.
Speaker 9 (02:34):
I work in news and I wanted to provide an update.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
About the weird story the Beverly guy.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Who paid all over the bar.
Speaker 9 (02:43):
They have found him.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
They have identified him, and they are.
Speaker 9 (02:47):
No longer looking for him.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So I wonder who he is because he was dressed
very well in the picture and why he did it.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yeah, I mean, he was obviously drunk more or.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Maybe he just is weird. I wanted to do something weird.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
What's the punishment for a guy whipping it out in
the public bar and peeing all of that?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Finally, you know, exposure and decent exposure.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
It could be a sex crime someplaces, right.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Could be?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Oh yeah, could be.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Yeah. I mean if you're pulling out your junk like that,
gross weird? All I feel you got a story that's
a little bit cleaner than that one.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, what are the odds that we would have two
stories in the same morning about people weaponizing their urine.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
This may never happen again.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, two people weaponizing their own urine in one morning.
Investigators with police in Keen, New Hampshire, have reportedly found
additional videos, this time of a woman contaminating items at
local businesses with her urine.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
She has been arrested.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, yeah, I have so many questions for these k yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
This.
Speaker 10 (04:01):
Shoppers and Keene are equally confused and disgusted after learning
about the arrest of Kelly Tedford. The twenty three year
old is now charged with felony criminal mischief, accused of
using her own urine to contaminate products at the Mana
Not co Op grocery store and posting a video of
the act online.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
So there's tons of people that shop there.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
No, no, no, that's not right. Okay, what how long
in prison? You think?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Not enough? And here's the problem. Now you start getting copycats. Hey,
that's cool.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
I did go P two. Well that's the social media aspect.
They see it on social media. So then I bet
she saw it.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
On social Did you think it was funny?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I did try to
look for some of the videos, but I couldn't find them. Yeah.
I did find her Facebook page and she seemed like
a normal girl.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
You have any mutuals up there in New Hampshire.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
No, I did not have any mutuals that look.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Go ahead, Okay, this is like low key a sad story.
So this man in Pennsylvania, he's forty six. He won
a fIF fifty seven thousand dollars jackpot at a casino. Great, right, Like,
that's amazing. I change you money for some people. Well,
the issue is he's actually a gambling addict and he
had banned himself from the casino prior to this, so
(05:09):
they're not going to give him his money.
Speaker 11 (05:10):
They have an option of one year, five years, or
a lifetime ban. It is enforced if they enter at
casino while on the list, with penalties for trespassing and
that includes a fine and also forfeiture of all winnings.
Achieved during the visit.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Wow. Yeah, so he banned himself yep, and then went
back when he wasn't supposed to in one fifty seven
grand yep. And now he's not getting it.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
I wonder, though, can they at least get refunded for
the money they put in that machine? I would hope, like,
not only are they banned and they lose the money
on top of not getting the jackpot.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Well, it's funny today's weird stories. We have two similar
ones about the urine and now two similar ones about
winning money.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Yeah, let's go to Paris where some thieves stole a
guy's credit card, they bought lottery tickets and they won
over five hundred thousand dollars. But the problem is they
can't come forward without getting caught. It's a real issue.
Speaker 12 (06:07):
The question is Unjustin Richmond is an equitable doctrine that
requires a party to make restitution to another if they've
been enriched at the other party's expense. Would a court
say the person who stole the money the wallet, had
they done that at the other party's expense?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
And I can see a judge going yes, yes.
Speaker 12 (06:28):
But in fact, the payment of the ticket was the
other party's expense. Well, that's at their expense and they've
been enriched.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
There you go, So they could possibly split it if
they came forward, they could go to court and the
court could rule that by them buying the tickets even
though it was stolen, that they could actually split the money.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
In Paris, you can use a credit card to buy
a scratch ticket.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, you can't do that.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
You can't do that.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Unless it's cash. Yeah, no, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hey, I have a bonus bonus.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Oh I like this.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You ready for this one? It's big.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Lisa Dunovan all morning has been communicating with Nicki Glacer.
We all went to her show Friday night at the
Box in a Wang Theater, and Nicki Glacer keeps reaching
out to Lisa and we're hoping she calls into the
show Boston.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I posted pictures of all of us from the show
saying like it's amazing, and then Friday night she like
she got back to me. And then this morning I
posted it like, hey, look at that's so cool and
then she said, oh you're so nice, Like she got
back to me again this morning.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
I know she's like two million followers. Her quest foorder
must be insane, right and she.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Got actually so cool?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
So ightitor on the show call in and talk about
what it was like to do six shows in Boston?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Why not? Her last show was last night, late last night.
I'm assuming she's in Boston, probably at the hotel. Probably
is said, Look, we've been talking about you all morning.
Why don't you just call in and join the conversation.
All right, you were standing bar.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
We've been Yeah, we've been like gushing about how good
it was.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Well, you gave it the number, so we'll keep it.
Take a look out. Yeah, can come on and thank god?
You know, six sold out shows?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Magic, Yeah, incredible. Anyway, what are you coming up here?
Billon Entertainment.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Oh, we got a lot going on screen. Actors Guild
Awards were handed out last night. A couple of our
faves won, and we're going to hear from them and
so much more. Oh, Jessica Simpson back in the studios
working on an album for the first time in fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
The question is why. Well, she's got her cow. Blue Boots.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Entertainment is next stand by.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What's up, Boston? I'm justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Let's turn up this party right now, and we're back
with Billy and Lisa in the morning, and we want.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
To keep you up updated on everything that's going on
behind the scenes the Billy and Lisa Morning Show on
a Monday, and again Lisa Dunnaban is in touch with
the Nicky Glazer. We all went out to see her
show Friday night. It was phenomenal and we're waiting Nicki
Glazer may check in.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Well, we put the offer out, so who knows she's
I think she's still here.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
And she's got the number, yep, and who knows, she's
probably listening.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
She's very cool and who can blame.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Her, I mean, what else is she doing? She used
did six shows. She's probably just waking up.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I mean six sold out shows just a quick check in.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, that could be unprecedented. But Mel Robbins added two
more shows over.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
The weekend May first, second, and.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Third, so that'll be six shows. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
I was laughing so hard, my wife and we all were.
Nicky Glazer had she just like, is relentless the jokes.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Yeah, it's crazy. And then she had a Bruins jersey
on that they had given her a couple of Bruins players.
I don't know who they were, but they were in
the front in front of the audience there.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
She kept referencing them so she wouldn't name them.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah, Edelman.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Video was really cool. Yeah, introducing her.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It was a great show, hilarious.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Lisa was wondering if you were watching Mikayla Schiffrin.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Get her.
Speaker 13 (09:51):
I believe it was her world.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yes, anyway, I know you're super fan.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Oh she is.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
She's my girl.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
That's your girl.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Chiffrin, who is one of the most consistent and mistake
free skiers that we've ever seen, goes down on her hippen.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't give it. Oh you know what about MICHAELA Schiffrin,
who cares? Now all of a sudden, I am Michayla
Schiffrin's mother. I haven't watched one second of the Olympics.
Now the entertainment update with the Billy Cossta.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
We got Lisa all worked up over michaelas shifting.
Speaker 14 (10:27):
Do you know how many people DM me yesterday like,
oh did you see the story?
Speaker 7 (10:30):
She went?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
How you?
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Yeah? Me too?
Speaker 13 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Meanwhile, I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You know what about MICHAELA Schiffrin, But.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
When she fell on her face. We're all going to
Lisa say, hey, how's your girl doing now? And she's say,
wait a minute, what do I have to do with
Michayla Shiffrid. Anyway, there's that, and we started the match
game on the billion Lisa Morning Show this morning. We
played at seven ten and a ten. We'll do it
again every morning this week at seven ten and day
ten and one of the prizes is a flyaway to
(10:58):
see Tate McGray in Nashville, n See.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And Tate was everywhere this weekend, justin.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Oh yeah, sorry, my mike wasn't working. Okay, sorry about.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
That, old gal.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Yeah. Tate McCrae had her album released Friday. She was
everywhere giving interviews talking about the album and a lot
of people are saying she's the new Brittany. Brittany in
her prime obviously, but she talked a ton about the
album this weekend.
Speaker 14 (11:20):
It felt really in my hands this time. I really
had a vision of how I wanted this to sound.
I really had a vision on how I wanted this
to be performed. I knew how my show wanted to
look like. I just had it in my brain. And
I feel like, in a sense, I've articulated that, but
all lyrically, it feels like it's truly for me. It's
the people that supported me and were around me, were
(11:42):
such a great help and inspired me so much. But
I do feel like it was for me at the court.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, she is on fire.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
If you had to name Lisa right now, the top
three female artists right now, well, I would.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Say Gracie Abrams, Tate McCrae and Chapel Rowan, and Sabrina Carberner.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I'd say those four.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
In that order.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Winnie not no, not in that order. I mean, I
do Tate, I do Sabrina Tate.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I'm not a Selena Gracie. Yeah, yeah, I'm justin.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Yeah, I would say right now probably Tate McGray, Sabrina Carpenter,
Chapel Roan, Gracie Abrams, and Gracey's only last because she's
kind of new, not not. You know, her first big
song is out right now. I know she's been around
for a while. Producer Riley's yelling in the other studio
like around.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Oh, I always say Billie Eilish. I always have her.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
She's up there. So we got the top five.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, screen actress get all the awards last night to Conclave,
which I've seen was fabulous. One for best Cast, but
the shallow mat one for the Dylan movie again.
Speaker 13 (12:51):
As inspired by Daniel day Lewis, Marlon Brando, and Viola Davis.
As I am by Michael Jordan, Michael Phelps and I
want to be up there. So I'm deeply grateful to
that this. This doesn't signify that, but it's a little
more fuel, it's a little more ammo to keep going.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
And Demi Moore one for the substance again.
Speaker 15 (13:07):
You know, there's this idea that what we believe is
so much more powerful than what we think, and the
saying that you know, I'll believe it when I see it,
But the reality.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Is when I believe it, I will see it.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
And I am so.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Grateful for this. Thank you. I was so grossed out
watching that movie.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, we caution you. It's a little weird, it's.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Out there, yeah, and it's grotesque.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
But the critics are loving it apparently.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Well it's a good storyline.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
Yeah, it's one of those movies where I feel like it's,
like you said, a critic.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Movie, it's an arty movie.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, yeah, Kieran Collkin, we love him. One for a
Real Pain zowis Aldania, one for Emilia Perez. At the
box office this weekend, Captain America took the top spot,
The Monkey and second.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Paddington in Peru was in third place.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And movie news this morning, Selena Gomez movie spring Breakers.
Thank god, it's coming back to theaters one night only
on Imax March nineteenth. Now they say it's the movie
that helps Selena grab a foothold in Hollywood. I saw
(14:20):
the movie, Okay, I saw it twice, which is a
little creepy and a little weird.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
But anyway, did you watch it for what reason?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Twice?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Like?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Why did you go back?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's a very good question.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
The threesome.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
He just likes. He likes movies about summer. He likes
TV shows about boating, like Outer Banks. Yeah, that's just
like your right, like window.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, I not watch Outer Banks for the kids. No,
you're watching it for the intercoastal.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
You were watching spring Breakers for the scenery.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
No, because what's his name? That actor?
Speaker 7 (14:55):
I love? James Frank.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
James Frank was now kind of canceled too.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Well, it doesn't matter, but he watched it canceled that No,
I know, for the record, I haven't watched a James
Franco movie since he was canceled.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I forget why he was.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
A story is that she made spring Breakers in twenty thirteen,
her big movie acting role, right, and then a couple
of years later she came to our kiss concert I
believe or jingle Ball had a new album, new song,
all this stuff. She comes backstage. First question with Bill.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I saw spring Breakers twice?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Did you Oh? Did you now? And then it was like, oh,
did you now?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Do you think I was the only one on that
press tour that asked about the movie.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Probably it was it was outdated at that time. Yeah,
but you know what, it's coming back.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
March nineteen just showed you were a big fan exactly.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
You know what Bill A third times a charm.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, i'max March nineteenth one night only with Selena Gomez
and Hutchins is in it.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Too, Vanessa Hutchins.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Anyway, we move on.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Justin Bieber played in a charity hockey game for victims
of the LA fires over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
This was him during the.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Message was let's just keep playing hard out there.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
Well, fair enough, that sounds like a cliche answer, but
we love those in hockey.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
What does it mean to you to be here and
help people that have been affected by the la fires?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Well, this is everything.
Speaker 14 (16:09):
I mean, we're just looking to have a good time
and you know.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Just to show that there's when we all come together,
good things can happen.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Well, listen, I know you're a new dad.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
How soon are you looking to get your kid on skates?
As soon as possible? Why it's too early, man, there's
never too early.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Why is she shouting there on the rink?
Speaker 7 (16:26):
That's one of those in between the periods, you know,
quick hit? Is it me?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Or did she sound a little like Nikki Glazer?
Speaker 7 (16:34):
A little bit? No, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Hey, Edeheron has a new song coming out inspired by
his wife Cherry. Aren't they Childhood Sweethearts or something? Yes? Yeah,
And they say it could be the summer smash of
twenty twenty five. We always have one, right least, there's
always one song of summer. And Jessica Simpson back in
the recording studio working on her first album in fifteen years.
(16:58):
The first single, Anyway is kind of country something.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
You kind of hear how, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I don't really think that's going to be the song
of something.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
No, it's not going to be the song of any very.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Whiny I think I read to her.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
She has a lot to say about what's been going
on in her life.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Isn't she a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Because of the shoe line she she hooked up with
Steve Madden years ago and he basically put.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Her in business. Steve, No, I'm serious.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Her shoeline hasn't paid her everything.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
And now it's like kids clothes.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
It's I mean, she has a peril like honestly, that
is where she shines, it's not singing.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
And then she was able to she was able to
take over the company.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, Steve Madden line from the Wolf of Wall Street.
Oh yes, Steve, they're all they're all cranked out on ludes.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
That's a good poll bill. That was good.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Hundreds of bit Bull fans showed up to his concert
in London wearing bald cats.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Everybody that came out with ball casts.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
It is amazing to see.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's amazing the field and I hope that when you'll
put on those ball cats, I feel just like I
do every day of my life.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
There you go, he's doing the best one of the
best shows.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh he's so good. Yeah this three or five? Yeah,
I know you want me, you know I want I
know you want me.
Speaker 14 (18:42):
You know I want.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
One of the Hey, j Lo and Ben Affleck are
finally divorced.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yea, it's official now with the courts.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Sorry it was Vince Commudo. Sorry it wasn't Steve Madden.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Vince Camudo, Steve Madden.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I needed to confirm. You know, sometimes the balls in
the head kind of swiring around with different names.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
We don't feel bad when he said Sharon, his wife
with childhood sweethearts, they they started dating in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
No, they got back together. They got back together.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
They knew each other in high school.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
No, they were when I were younger, they were child
started dating in twenty five No, no, that's not true. Okay,
I wanted to call and let the snow because I
know you find an interview summer where he talks about
how they were together before.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Yeah, no, they did. They met as kids. You're right,
you're right, but they didn't start dating until till twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Officially, believe mel Robbins, and it added two more shows.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, she's there May for a second and third.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
So a total of six shows in Boston for mel
Robins too, right, I believe, So I could be mistaken
shes doing.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
I don't know what she's doing.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I don't know what's staying to today. I don't think so,
so three.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Or six Bill, Yeah, either way, he impressed.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Chadded two more nights.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, certainly wouldn't be the first time if I was
dead wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well, I just got Vince Camudo and Steve So it's
a Monday.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
It is really Hey.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
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Speaker 7 (20:26):
You go.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Now, all of a sudden, I am Mikayla Schiffrin's mother, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Kiss one O eight, Okay, we're back and it's time
for h Well, it's time for your acet.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Rap justin acep Prap is that their name?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Lil rap?
Speaker 7 (20:40):
He Little rap? Asap. Rap. Yeah, it sold a wrap
what we do at the end of every hour, people
are tuning in and out, you know, they're doing different things.
They're busy, going to work, all that stuff, getting kids
to school. So maybe you miss some things. And here's
what you missed. The match game. We had our second
play at eight ten, no winners. It's the first day.
It's the first day, so you know, unless you you know,
(21:00):
randomly guest two numbers, you don't know. You've got to
play along, that's the thing. But people have questions.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Morning everyone. I love listening to you as always.
Speaker 16 (21:08):
I know you explained what the prizes are in the
new match game, but could you explain the whole.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Thing and how many numbers there are and all of that?
All right, thanks, have a great.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Day, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
So it's simple. There are fifteen prizes, which means there
are thirty numbers on the board. You have to match
a number to another number with the same prize underneath it.
It's as simple as that. So that when your caller
twenty five, we're going to ask you to pick two numbers. Yep,
those prizes are revealed. If they don't match, then we
cover them back up again, but you can write them
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down and know which number corresponds to which prize, and
then you can come and play again.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Yep, and four numbers were revealed this morning.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Yes, good question.
Speaker 16 (21:50):
I was trying to win the game this morning, and
while I was while the phone was ringing you must
to pick the winner, and said the numbers. But I
now don't know the numbers of trying to write them
down so that I can win. So can you just
repeat the numbers that we'll call the second time?
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Listen, we love you and we love your stories, your
sob stories. We understand things happened, but we cannot repeat
the numbers.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
No, you cannot repeat the numbers.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
That's part of the game thing. This is a hot game.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
We can't even have them in the podcast, right.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
So we'll do it again tomorrow seven ten and eight
ten and real quick in our weird stories. Billy, you know,
this is why Billy gets paid the big bucks.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
This is why Billy is paid the big bucks.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
He just coined weaponized urine.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Yeah, we have two stories.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
I was thinking the exact same thing when he I
was like, this is why this man is who he is.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Yes, you made that like a news story.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Yeah, Keen, New Hampshire woman got arrested for contaminating products
at a grocery store with her urine.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Right, Bill, two people weaponizing their own urine.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
It's very true.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
One Day Newsman. Yeah way with words.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss One Away Studios. We're back
with Billy and Lisa in the morning on.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So every once in a while on the Billy and
Lisa Morning Show, we have what we'd like to call story.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Time, and.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
It's always someone different telling a story something they experienced
during the course of a day and afternoon, the morning, whatever.
So this week's story time comes from me, and so
Michelle was kind enough yesterday, My wife, Michelle was kind
enough to make me an appointment.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
For a foot.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Massage, okay, because I've had trouble with my achilles. Yeah,
and I think it's healed to some degree, but it's
still very stiff, and I thought maybe a good massage
on that part of the leg and the ankle, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
What I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
And ironically, I was on the phone with Bill yesterday
and he was like, lease, guess where I'm going right now.
I'm going to get a like massage. Yes, I was like,
that sounds amazing.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
And my first reaction was, you know what, Lise, I'm
going to get you a gift card.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, that's what he said.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Okay, that's how we left it. Then I went and
this is where the story begins. Interestingly, we booked a
foot massage, both of us, because of course Michelle decided
she wanted one too, so she went first, and I
walked the dog down to the place and she comes out,
took the dog and I go in, and on her
way in she said, Okay, it was a great massage,
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but just so you know, you got to.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Be ready to completely be completely naked.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
And I'm like, okay, I mean that's not that's not
that's not super alarming.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
No, well I'm always naked, but there's a blanket over me.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Yeah, they cover you up.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Yeah, but for your foot only.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well no, that's one of the points I'm trying to make,
and I'll get to it. So I get in.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
There, and you know, they bring me into the room
and you know, I undress and get under the blanket
on the bed with my face down, and.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
The woman immediately walked in and she was very nice.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Was she younger, older, younger than you would expect thirties.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, yeah, maybe mid thirties.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Anyway, massage, yes, it was.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I just don't want to get too specific.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
But she walked into the room and you know what,
the room, it's pretty dark and not that dark, you know,
the mood lighting, mood mood lighting, very good. And she
immediately ripped the cover off. So now I'm naked, face down.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Okay, okay, so wait, hold.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
On, Billa, you didn't wear underwear.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Yeah, he's butt naked.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh no, I never do.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
You have to wear underwear to these places?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Thank you for bringing that up. And I'm going to
tell you why in this case I should have.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
I can't even believe a long go off now, Bill
at this point, Yeah, I thought.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
It was a little unusual.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
And the very first thing she did after ripping the
cover off, right, she leapt onto the table knees first.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
So it was a time massage, yeah, and started massaging,
but he asked for a foot massage. The whole point
was at work.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay, she's she's knees on, oh yeah, completely naked, and
you know, I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Really understand what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
But the first thing she said is and I think
this is what she said she said, would you like oil?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
And who wouldn't you know that?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Hell wouldn't like And you are so non confrontational. Oh yeah,
I mean you probably couldn't say anything like, well, wait
a second, this isn't what I came for.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I'd agree to anything, anything, Because now I'm naked, and
now she's oiling.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Me down right and she's on top of you.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Ah yes, and she's like pounding me and it was nice.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
And then and then she got off the table and
off me and went around to the front and I'm
still face down and now she's facing me like on it, like, yeah,
she's got her knees on the table next to my
ears and she's rubbing and and I'm talking right down
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and across my buttoks.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
So yeah, so the full Monty yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh yeah, and you know, like she was getting, yeah,
seemed to be getting closer and closer.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Into the RAI zone little Gray's hair there exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
But whilst she's doing this right picture again, she's on
her knees by my ears and massaging down and as
she does, she's humping.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
The top of my head.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
It's her is her? Like so what was above your head?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Like her?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
But her crotch and it kept oh so as she's
lunging forward with her hands, her crotches hitting my forehead
and like, okay, now we're in another zone.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
What was the name of this?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
No, hold on now?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
And yeah, so so and what are you are you
like grunting?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I am perfectly quiet.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
No, I'm not even moving a muscle like I am
fully giving myself to her.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Now he was excited asian special thing.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Oh my, so, okay, you are getting nervous.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I was starting to think what's going on? But then
she popped up from where she was founding her vaginal area.
I guess my forehead. She popped up and said half
hap and I'm like, what, that's the code. I didn't
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know what it was. And again I wasn't thinking codes.
I just thought I was getting a foot massage. By
the way, you haven't been touched yet. Okay, So she
jumps up half hap and I'm like, yeah, thinking she
wanted me.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
To turn on.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
You were approving of the No.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'm still not sure half hap could have meant and
I just didn't get it. It could have meant happy time,
like happy ending time.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah. So again I'm ignorant to it all.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm not I don't go to these places to be
taken care of. So so hap happened? And I'm like, oh,
turn over, And then I thought she meant yes, turnover,
So now I turn over. And she left the room naked,
completely left the room. I'm buck naked now and flapping.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Now I'm scrowing them up right, clopping.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, just flapping heround, just junk hanging out. And so
when she walks out, I didn't know what she meant.
I'm like, oh, it must be over right. So then
I get up naked and go over to the couch
and grab start to grab something, and she walked in
and I just.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Froze and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
And I'm like, oh, I did the wrong thing.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I thought it was dungeon. No, no, no. And she came with.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
A box of hot towels.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I don't know why I keep reaching down.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
She was very short and just remembering it as best
I can.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
So comes in with the hot towels and I'm like, oh,
I get back on.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
She says, yes, you were just coming in to de
grease me with the hotels.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah. Then I'm like, when is she going to get
to my feet. That's why I'm here, right.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
So now she finally says they're naked.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, oh I am naked in every imaginable position. Right.
So now we communicate and I figure out, oh, I'm
turning over.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Now, now I'm turning over, and there she is, and
what do you do? I didn't.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
She's laying on top of you.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
She was on the table, and I'm lying, what country is?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Exactly what it is?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I should have done my homework. I didn't know what
is this a Taiwanese thing?
Speaker 13 (30:42):
Is?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Is it from the Fiji's?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Am I going to get hurt? You know? And so
now she starts doing the front.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Get mirror?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Did you did you get aroused?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I was praying I didn't what right should not? But
you know, the thumbs were really getting Yeah, I mean it.
This is where the message was being sent, I think.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
And I didn't pick up on it.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I did not, Yeah, I didn't pick up on it.
So I'm like, oh, my god, what am I going
to do? What am I supposed to?
Speaker 7 (31:15):
Like?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Am I going to be the disappointment here? And by
the way, never touched the feet that.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Was over my god, I you know, limped out without
the massage.
Speaker 11 (31:26):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Interestingly, she didn't do.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Michelle's feet either, and we booked foot massages. That's what
makes us think. And by the way, Michelle turned me
onto this, Yeah, that's what makes us think.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
It was one of those It was one of those places.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Michelle said she heard a guy moaning, it's a.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Bit swatch, it's a total baiting swatch.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, there was a guy in the building who knew exactly.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
What he was coming for, and I'm sure he did
that's legal.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I'm glad you answered because last night I couldn't sleep
all night because I was thinking, Oh my god, imagine
the cops come in when I'm there.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
What if?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
What if they're doing a sting and they've got hidden cameras.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I could still get but I'm gonna be the next Robert.
Speaker 12 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (32:09):
Yeah, this girl like.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Just a friend, you safe friend.
Speaker 11 (32:29):
She outed her.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
She did things shame love.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Yeah enough for Bill.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Did you give a.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Good tip, Costa?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yes, I was afraid not to. It might be a syndicate.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Billy and Lisa all the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Talk back leftover justin let's get it.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
Yeah, we'll get to the crazy story. Billy just told
we'll unpack that crazy massage story if you're just tuning
in in the big wrap up at nine forty. But
thank you to everyone joining the show on this Monday
morning via the talkback Mike. We appreciate it, and you
can join from anywhere in the world. We always say that,
good morning, guys. It's been a while.
Speaker 17 (33:05):
This is Carlos reporting from the Dominican Republic. I know
it's six in the morning out there right now, it's
seven here. Last day on the Dominican Republic, coming out
of the gym, heading back to Boston tomorrow, head him
back to the cold weather. I'm not happy, but you know,
we got to get back to reality one day. The
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DR is going to be my reality until then.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
Boston is Yeah, he's trying to save up to retire
in the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
He said he's gonna he's like gonna retire by forty five.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Is he the day Trader?
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Yeah, Yeah, he does finance.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, Carlos from the DR.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
Yeah. But thank you for checking in, Carlos. We appreciate it.
Speaker 16 (33:43):
Hi, I just wanted to share some family news with you.
Speaker 15 (33:47):
My and uncle five years ago saw all of their
personal belongings to live on a forty two foot.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Camera and selboat.
Speaker 15 (33:53):
They sailed up East coast from Annesota last year and
stayed until August in fall ever now and then from there,
in their.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Sixties, sailed across the Atlantic to Diezos and I'm currently
docked at Miguel Marie.
Speaker 16 (34:08):
Wow, I want to did in sixteen days all alone?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
They're docked in San Miguel.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
Yeah, they didn't cross the Atlantic yet, that's insane.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
You know, she should call back when I'm down there.
Maybe they don't have me on board for a glass
of wine Portuguese wine.
Speaker 7 (34:23):
That'd be great.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, reach back out to us. I want to meet
your parents.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Yeah, Marina, yeah, wow, Yeah, you want to Portugal this
this weekend right there in San McGall Porta Dolgado. Yeah. Cool.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Captain Mike yiad just curious, justin how your text.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Thread is going with the crime Watch any more lodge
boxes being delivered by.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
FedEx to that meth lab in your neighborhood. Thank you,
Captain Mike. I told that story last week. There's a
house in my neighborhood that gets like a hundred boxes
delivered every day, and they just pile up and then
they just take them into the middle of the night,
no one ever sees them. There's no update. But I
have noticed since that day that it hasn't been that bad.
There's still boxes delivered, but they're gone pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
How could you not find out what it is?
Speaker 7 (35:06):
Because it's not my business. I don't want to introduce
yourself to get one crime marks. I belong to a
stupid neighborhood Facebook page. I've never commented on the page.
I just watch it.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
But you're the busy body of the neighborhood, that's the misconception.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
I'm not. But I do drive by and take a
look every day. It's on the way to my house. Yeah,
you know, but I have noticed, like one day there
was about seven boxes, then there was nothing for a
couple of days, then there was like ten more than nothing.
So I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
You could break the story.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
I mean I could, but I don't want to. I don't
want be the neighborhood Karen.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Talk to the guy or the FedEx guy.
Speaker 7 (35:38):
Well, it's also around the corner from my house, so
it's not like right on my street. So we do
have the wrap up coming up next to big wrap up.
And if you want a little teas on What's to come.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
She's got her knees on the table next to my
ears and she's rubbing and and I'm talking right down
and across my but talks.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
Yeah. Wow, we'll wrap up the show everything you missed,
including that story right there, which everybody in Boston, I
feel like is buzzing about. How didn't you know Costa? Anyway,
the wrap up's next.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Kids run Away.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
the morning.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Yeah, maybe Monday, but it's very exciting for us. We
brought back the match game this morning. It was day one,
and you know, it's kind of hard to win on
day one. You got to kind of just pick random numbers. Obviously,
as the game keeps going and you see what the
numbers are and what prizes are revealed, you'll have a
better chance at winning. But just know, if you're calling
to win, there's a whole, like, you know, procedure that
(36:35):
you got to follow.
Speaker 16 (36:36):
I just think you should let everyone know that if
you call from your phone to win, that you're not
going to hear the numbers that are called, because that's
what happened to me, So you should probably like call
from your phone, but you have to have a radio on,
like in the car or at home because you just
won't hear them then and I know, being a Karen,
(36:56):
but figure it out on let itorne.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Know, thank you a little bit of a camera's tue.
If you're calling, you can't necessarily hear the numbers, you know,
That's how it is. So there were four numbers called today.
There were so four prizes and four numbers were revealed,
but we're not going to say what they are.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
She makes an interesting point.
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's what happened to another one of our calls.
She was trying to win, but she was while she
the phone was ringing waiting for someone to pick up,
she missed the numbers. Oh yeah, Tomorrow Morning, seven, ten,
and eighten are your next shots. There's some amazing prizes
up for grabs. Ski getaways, a fly away to see
Tate McCray in Nashville, a boat cruise with Billy and
the whole Morning crew on his boat, and tickets to
(37:34):
all the biggest shows in Boston. So that's pretty cool. Also,
this morning, Billy had some winning rage. Right at the
top of the show. He was already yelling at her
about about that boat cruise prize.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
We're taking the boat out, but you're not invited. You
know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I'm in a keel, haul your ass, I tie rope
to your feet and throw you overboard, and we drag
you underneath the boat where there are clamshells and everything
attached to the hull.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Yeah, it's still an amazing prize whether we go.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
It was early in the morning.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
For that that comes out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, it's the sharpness of the barnacles. It's very impressive.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Why do you want to see me be like because
you were taking a beautiful prize and coming on my boat,
taking a cruise, catered food, having some fun, and right
away you went.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
To a negative.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Oh your she was shading in a little bit exactly.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Yeah, thank you, Lisa.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
That's all.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
It was a little shade.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
Yeah, it could just be said that it's unlikely that
we will go out on the board going out. I
don't care if it's a hurricane. It's still an amazing time.
Last year it was an amazing.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
We had a great time sitting in Charlestown.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Yeah, it was great. See she's still doing it. She's
still don't know how.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Sharp barnacles are in Charlestown. That's my favorite pastime.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
We should we should not invite her. Honestly, she's just
I'm happy, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
As long as you guys are all in on it,
I'm all in. I just won't let her in at
the gate.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, oh you're right right, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
I'll see again, but will waves there's ways. Our topic
time this morning was about vacation nightmares. There's a new
story about Jet Blue Vacations offering a refund if it
rains in your vacation. That's pretty cool. That led to
it led to our topic of vacation nightmare stories.
Speaker 18 (39:08):
Capiam listening to your nightmare stories on the vacation and
one way you talked about rugs being a hotel. That
happened to me too. We went to Miami. Suppose he
was staying a nice, nice hotel.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Everybody had guns on them, there was hookers everywhere, there
was the bed sunk down to the floor, and we
had to spend the entire night, all night driving trying
to find a hotel and never found one because they
were all booked.
Speaker 18 (39:33):
That was a nightmare. Everybody was fighting.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Have a nice thing.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, you know, the airlines have to change that they do.
You know, they can't keep sending people.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
To these places. Come on, yeah, they're already inconvenienced enough
usually all.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
I'm headed to New Jersey in a couple of weeks
with the fam for our family vacation.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I don't know where Justin's going to New Jersey. We
stayed right outside of the city in New Jersey, out
of New York City, gorgeous, beautiful hotel, fine whatever. We
went to Princeton, New Jersey, and stayed there. One night awful.
We had bugs in our room. My kid got food
poisoning from the breakfast. It was awful, Like, the rooms
(40:08):
were so gross, and I was like, isn't this supposed
to be the uppity part of New Jersey?
Speaker 7 (40:13):
So you never know, Justin, thank you. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
My cousin lives in Princeton.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
Oh really is it? Is it dumpy?
Speaker 3 (40:19):
No, it's very nice.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Really.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
I spent my son, Dylan, had a baseball tournament there
and we stayed in a hotel. I'm telling you, one
day in Princeton is like a lifetime.
Speaker 7 (40:30):
I should have asked somebody before we booked it. I
don't even know where we're going, but I looked kind
of on the map and it didn't look well, you're
going to I'm going to go into American Dream. Yeah,
it's more than a mall winning vacation.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Billy, You're not going to stay there.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
You're going to the ute.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
By the way, we booked a vacation. And a few
days later, Kim Kardashian did an interview and they asked her,
what's your favorite part about New York. She said, well,
my favorite part of New York is actually not in
New York. It's in New Jersey and it's a place
called the American Dream Mall.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Okay, Kim Kardashian had never set foot on the American Dream.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Birthday party is there?
Speaker 7 (41:11):
Yeah, Yeah, no, that's true, so I'll be fine. Anyway,
Before we go, Billy told a story at the beginning
of the hour about a crazy massage that he got
and people were loving this. Bill, you almost got a
happy ending.
Speaker 18 (41:21):
I am listening to Billy's story time and I cannot
stop laughing my ass off.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
This is so gd funny.
Speaker 7 (41:30):
Yeah, I mean people they literally couldn't contain themselves.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Where he's at.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
Yeah, and if you missed it here, it.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Is She's got her knees on the table next to
my ears and she's rubbing and I'm talking right down.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
And across my talk.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
Yeah, we can get the whole story, plus so much
more on the Billy and Lisa podcast that'll be up
just after ten o'clock. Search Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Cotunity to use the word my talk on the free.
Speaker 7 (42:03):
New and improved iHeartRadio app. When you get there, make
sure you add kiss want to wait so your number
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Speaker 1 (42:13):
Pre set and don't forget seven ten and day ten,
we played the match game twice. Two more shots at
the mass game and the incredible prizes. That's tomorrow morning
starting at seven ten, and up next you.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
Have is off. Today we have Trevor.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Can anyone tell me?
Speaker 7 (42:30):
I just found out it's not anybody's fault.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Riley knew she's looking right through the glass. She's known
since yesterday.
Speaker 7 (42:36):
Cave is with his family, and we have Trevor. Oh, Trevor,
he's a newcomer I.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
Follow on Instagram.
Speaker 8 (42:41):
He's a he's a cute little man, not little but
yeah yeah, where.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Did he come from?
Speaker 7 (42:45):
He's he's kind of the fill in guy.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Yeah, he's like a McCabe junior.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Oh who doesn't love Trevor.
Speaker 7 (42:50):
Yeah, so Trevor is.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Going to be covering, covering, can nerdy nerdy music guy?
Speaker 14 (42:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (42:54):
Where is he? Where's the Trevor? We're always coming up next.
Well, look at that is that time again? We played
the match game earlier this morning at seven ten. We're
going to do it right now at eight ten, which
means we need to call her twenty five. We need
a contestant to play the game. Six one, seven, nine eight.
I look through the glass. I can see Producer Riley.
She is anxiously standing by and waiting for our next
contestant on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
At least of the prizes are outstanding.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, they're amazing, Like a Tate McCrae, a flyaway to Nashville.
Who doesn't want to go to Nashville and Seatate? We
can fly you to Portugal Azor Airlines. You're going to
go on a trip, a smuggler's.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Notch ski getaway. We've got Gracie Abrams tickets.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
We've got Shakira tickets, Post Malone tickets, do a leap
of tickets, go old play tickets, weekend tickets, all.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That up on the board.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We've got thirty numbers, fifteen prizes up for grabs. Everybody,
you've got to pay attention. But while we wait for
College twenty five, Justin talkbacks.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Good morning, Justin's British neighbor from Salem, New Hampshire.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Here we are current on our way to your studios to.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
Deliver the fud Rockers three pound burgers.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
So hope you guys are hungry and we'll see you soon.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Sock.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Wait, maybe maybe I'm excited for this three pound burgers. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:16):
So there's a challenge that they're doing, and it's like
you can is it thirty minutes or something like that
to eat a three pound burger and then fries?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Are you going to do it?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Justin I could?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
I could do it for fund Records is here live?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You got to make it a cheat day, A dude,
you got to do it.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
No, I'll do it with your weekend. No, I'm on
a strict I can't, but I eat fudd Rockers on
my cheat male all the time, and I have the
one pound burgers and I'll eat the whole burger and
still be hungry.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
So you think you could do it?
Speaker 7 (01:44):
I think I could do it. Yeah. I have a
big appetite. I love fudd Rockers.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
They checked in, Well, that's let us know they're on
the way.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Yeah, they're coming in. I'll look it over, I'll prepare
and then I'll do the challenge.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, all right, but in the meantime we're waiting.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
For College twenty five. We have Angela on Angela Kiss with.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Billy and Lisa's Weird Stories.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay, this story is out of Beverly, Massachusetts. It happened
in a bar over the weekend. There's a guy. His
picture has been posted alliver social media. Police are looking
for him because he urinated all over the bar this weekend.
They don't know who he is, and they think it's
completely disgusting.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Breaking news. Just in thanks to talk back Nation, they
found the guy. They just found I.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Wanted to send a talk back.
Speaker 9 (02:34):
I work in news and I wanted to provide an update.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
About the weird story the Beverly guy.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Who paid all over the bar.
Speaker 9 (02:43):
They have found him.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
They have identified him, and they are.
Speaker 9 (02:47):
No longer looking for him.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So I wonder who he is because he was dressed
very well in the picture and why he did it.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yeah, I mean, he was obviously drunk more or.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Maybe he just is weird. I wanted to do something weird.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
What's the punishment for a guy whipping it out in
the public bar and peeing all of that?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Finally, you know, exposure and decent exposure.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
It could be a sex crime someplaces, right.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Could be?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Oh yeah, could be.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Yeah. I mean if you're pulling out your junk like that,
gross weird? All I feel you got a story that's
a little bit cleaner than that one.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, what are the odds that we would have two
stories in the same morning about people weaponizing their urine.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
This may never happen again.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, two people weaponizing their own urine in one morning.
Investigators with police in Keen, New Hampshire, have reportedly found
additional videos, this time of a woman contaminating items at
local businesses with her urine.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
She has been arrested.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, yeah, I have so many questions for these k yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
This.
Speaker 10 (04:01):
Shoppers and Keene are equally confused and disgusted after learning
about the arrest of Kelly Tedford. The twenty three year
old is now charged with felony criminal mischief, accused of
using her own urine to contaminate products at the Mana
Not co Op grocery store and posting a video of
the act online.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
So there's tons of people that shop there.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
No, no, no, that's not right. Okay, what how long
in prison? You think?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Not enough? And here's the problem. Now you start getting copycats. Hey,
that's cool.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
I did go P two. Well that's the social media aspect.
They see it on social media. So then I bet
she saw it.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
On social Did you think it was funny?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I did try to
look for some of the videos, but I couldn't find them. Yeah.
I did find her Facebook page and she seemed like
a normal girl.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
You have any mutuals up there in New Hampshire.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
No, I did not have any mutuals that look.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Go ahead, Okay, this is like low key a sad story.
So this man in Pennsylvania, he's forty six. He won
a fIF fifty seven thousand dollars jackpot at a casino. Great, right, Like,
that's amazing. I change you money for some people. Well,
the issue is he's actually a gambling addict and he
had banned himself from the casino prior to this, so
(05:09):
they're not going to give him his money.
Speaker 11 (05:10):
They have an option of one year, five years, or
a lifetime ban. It is enforced if they enter at
casino while on the list, with penalties for trespassing and
that includes a fine and also forfeiture of all winnings.
Achieved during the visit.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Wow. Yeah, so he banned himself yep, and then went
back when he wasn't supposed to in one fifty seven
grand yep. And now he's not getting it.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
I wonder, though, can they at least get refunded for
the money they put in that machine? I would hope, like,
not only are they banned and they lose the money
on top of not getting the jackpot.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Well, it's funny today's weird stories. We have two similar
ones about the urine and now two similar ones about
winning money.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Yeah, let's go to Paris where some thieves stole a
guy's credit card, they bought lottery tickets and they won
over five hundred thousand dollars. But the problem is they
can't come forward without getting caught. It's a real issue.
Speaker 12 (06:07):
The question is Unjustin Richmond is an equitable doctrine that
requires a party to make restitution to another if they've
been enriched at the other party's expense. Would a court
say the person who stole the money the wallet, had
they done that at the other party's expense?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
And I can see a judge going yes, yes.
Speaker 12 (06:28):
But in fact, the payment of the ticket was the
other party's expense. Well, that's at their expense and they've
been enriched.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
There you go, So they could possibly split it if
they came forward, they could go to court and the
court could rule that by them buying the tickets even
though it was stolen, that they could actually split the money.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
In Paris, you can use a credit card to buy
a scratch ticket.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, you can't do that.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
You can't do that.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Unless it's cash. Yeah, no, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hey, I have a bonus bonus.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Oh I like this.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You ready for this one? It's big.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Lisa Dunovan all morning has been communicating with Nicki Glacer.
We all went to her show Friday night at the
Box in a Wang Theater, and Nicki Glacer keeps reaching
out to Lisa and we're hoping she calls into the
show Boston.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I posted pictures of all of us from the show
saying like it's amazing, and then Friday night she like
she got back to me. And then this morning I
posted it like, hey, look at that's so cool and
then she said, oh you're so nice, Like she got
back to me again this morning.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
I know she's like two million followers. Her quest foorder
must be insane, right and she.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Got actually so cool?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
So ightitor on the show call in and talk about
what it was like to do six shows in Boston?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Why not? Her last show was last night, late last night.
I'm assuming she's in Boston, probably at the hotel. Probably
is said, Look, we've been talking about you all morning.
Why don't you just call in and join the conversation.
All right, you were standing bar.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
We've been Yeah, we've been like gushing about how good
it was.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Well, you gave it the number, so we'll keep it.
Take a look out. Yeah, can come on and thank god?
You know, six sold out shows?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Magic, Yeah, incredible. Anyway, what are you coming up here?
Billon Entertainment.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Oh, we got a lot going on screen. Actors Guild
Awards were handed out last night. A couple of our
faves won, and we're going to hear from them and
so much more. Oh, Jessica Simpson back in the studios
working on an album for the first time in fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
The question is why. Well, she's got her cow. Blue Boots.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Entertainment is next stand by.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What's up, Boston? I'm justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Let's turn up this party right now, and we're back
with Billy and Lisa in the morning, and we want.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
To keep you up updated on everything that's going on
behind the scenes the Billy and Lisa Morning Show on
a Monday, and again Lisa Dunnaban is in touch with
the Nicky Glazer. We all went out to see her
show Friday night. It was phenomenal and we're waiting Nicki
Glazer may check in.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Well, we put the offer out, so who knows she's
I think she's still here.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
And she's got the number, yep, and who knows, she's
probably listening.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
She's very cool and who can blame.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Her, I mean, what else is she doing? She used
did six shows. She's probably just waking up.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I mean six sold out shows just a quick check in.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, that could be unprecedented. But Mel Robbins added two
more shows over.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
The weekend May first, second, and.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Third, so that'll be six shows. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
I was laughing so hard, my wife and we all were.
Nicky Glazer had she just like, is relentless the jokes.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Yeah, it's crazy. And then she had a Bruins jersey
on that they had given her a couple of Bruins players.
I don't know who they were, but they were in
the front in front of the audience there.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
She kept referencing them so she wouldn't name them.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah, Edelman.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Video was really cool. Yeah, introducing her.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It was a great show, hilarious.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Lisa was wondering if you were watching Mikayla Schiffrin.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Get her.
Speaker 13 (09:51):
I believe it was her world.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yes, anyway, I know you're super fan.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Oh she is.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
She's my girl.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
That's your girl.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Chiffrin, who is one of the most consistent and mistake
free skiers that we've ever seen, goes down on her hippen.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't give it. Oh you know what about MICHAELA Schiffrin,
who cares? Now all of a sudden, I am Michayla
Schiffrin's mother. I haven't watched one second of the Olympics.
Now the entertainment update with the Billy Cossta.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
We got Lisa all worked up over michaelas shifting.
Speaker 14 (10:27):
Do you know how many people DM me yesterday like,
oh did you see the story?
Speaker 7 (10:30):
She went?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
How you?
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Yeah? Me too?
Speaker 13 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Meanwhile, I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You know what about MICHAELA Schiffrin, But.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
When she fell on her face. We're all going to
Lisa say, hey, how's your girl doing now? And she's say,
wait a minute, what do I have to do with
Michayla Shiffrid. Anyway, there's that, and we started the match
game on the billion Lisa Morning Show this morning. We
played at seven ten and a ten. We'll do it
again every morning this week at seven ten and day
ten and one of the prizes is a flyaway to
(10:58):
see Tate McGray in Nashville, n See.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And Tate was everywhere this weekend, justin.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Oh yeah, sorry, my mike wasn't working. Okay, sorry about.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
That, old gal.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Yeah. Tate McCrae had her album released Friday. She was
everywhere giving interviews talking about the album and a lot
of people are saying she's the new Brittany. Brittany in
her prime obviously, but she talked a ton about the
album this weekend.
Speaker 14 (11:20):
It felt really in my hands this time. I really
had a vision of how I wanted this to sound.
I really had a vision on how I wanted this
to be performed. I knew how my show wanted to
look like. I just had it in my brain. And
I feel like, in a sense, I've articulated that, but
all lyrically, it feels like it's truly for me. It's
the people that supported me and were around me, were
(11:42):
such a great help and inspired me so much. But
I do feel like it was for me at the court.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, she is on fire.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
If you had to name Lisa right now, the top
three female artists right now, well, I would.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Say Gracie Abrams, Tate McCrae and Chapel Rowan, and Sabrina Carberner.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I'd say those four.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
In that order.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Winnie not no, not in that order. I mean, I
do Tate, I do Sabrina Tate.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I'm not a Selena Gracie. Yeah, yeah, I'm justin.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Yeah, I would say right now probably Tate McGray, Sabrina Carpenter,
Chapel Roan, Gracie Abrams, and Gracey's only last because she's
kind of new, not not. You know, her first big
song is out right now. I know she's been around
for a while. Producer Riley's yelling in the other studio
like around.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Oh, I always say Billie Eilish. I always have her.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
She's up there. So we got the top five.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, screen actress get all the awards last night to Conclave,
which I've seen was fabulous. One for best Cast, but
the shallow mat one for the Dylan movie again.
Speaker 13 (12:51):
As inspired by Daniel day Lewis, Marlon Brando, and Viola Davis.
As I am by Michael Jordan, Michael Phelps and I
want to be up there. So I'm deeply grateful to
that this. This doesn't signify that, but it's a little
more fuel, it's a little more ammo to keep going.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
And Demi Moore one for the substance again.
Speaker 15 (13:07):
You know, there's this idea that what we believe is
so much more powerful than what we think, and the
saying that you know, I'll believe it when I see it,
But the reality.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Is when I believe it, I will see it.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
And I am so.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Grateful for this. Thank you. I was so grossed out
watching that movie.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, we caution you. It's a little weird, it's.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Out there, yeah, and it's grotesque.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
But the critics are loving it apparently.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Well it's a good storyline.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
Yeah, it's one of those movies where I feel like it's,
like you said, a critic.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Movie, it's an arty movie.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, yeah, Kieran Collkin, we love him. One for a
Real Pain zowis Aldania, one for Emilia Perez. At the
box office this weekend, Captain America took the top spot,
The Monkey and second.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Paddington in Peru was in third place.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And movie news this morning, Selena Gomez movie spring Breakers.
Thank god, it's coming back to theaters one night only
on Imax March nineteenth. Now they say it's the movie
that helps Selena grab a foothold in Hollywood. I saw
(14:20):
the movie, Okay, I saw it twice, which is a
little creepy and a little weird.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
But anyway, did you watch it for what reason?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Twice?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Like?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Why did you go back?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's a very good question.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
The threesome.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
He just likes. He likes movies about summer. He likes
TV shows about boating, like Outer Banks. Yeah, that's just
like your right, like window.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, I not watch Outer Banks for the kids. No,
you're watching it for the intercoastal.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
You were watching spring Breakers for the scenery.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
No, because what's his name? That actor?
Speaker 7 (14:55):
I love? James Frank.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
James Frank was now kind of canceled too.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Well, it doesn't matter, but he watched it canceled that No,
I know, for the record, I haven't watched a James
Franco movie since he was canceled.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I forget why he was.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
A story is that she made spring Breakers in twenty thirteen,
her big movie acting role, right, and then a couple
of years later she came to our kiss concert I
believe or jingle Ball had a new album, new song,
all this stuff. She comes backstage. First question with Bill.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I saw spring Breakers twice?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Did you Oh? Did you now? And then it was like, oh,
did you now?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Do you think I was the only one on that
press tour that asked about the movie.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Probably it was it was outdated at that time. Yeah,
but you know what, it's coming back.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
March nineteen just showed you were a big fan exactly.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
You know what Bill A third times a charm.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, i'max March nineteenth one night only with Selena Gomez
and Hutchins is in it.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Too, Vanessa Hutchins.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Anyway, we move on.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Justin Bieber played in a charity hockey game for victims
of the LA fires over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
This was him during the.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Message was let's just keep playing hard out there.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
Well, fair enough, that sounds like a cliche answer, but
we love those in hockey.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
What does it mean to you to be here and
help people that have been affected by the la fires?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Well, this is everything.
Speaker 14 (16:09):
I mean, we're just looking to have a good time
and you know.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Just to show that there's when we all come together,
good things can happen.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Well, listen, I know you're a new dad.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
How soon are you looking to get your kid on skates?
As soon as possible? Why it's too early, man, there's
never too early.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Why is she shouting there on the rink?
Speaker 7 (16:26):
That's one of those in between the periods, you know,
quick hit? Is it me?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Or did she sound a little like Nikki Glazer?
Speaker 7 (16:34):
A little bit? No, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Hey, Edeheron has a new song coming out inspired by
his wife Cherry. Aren't they Childhood Sweethearts or something? Yes? Yeah,
And they say it could be the summer smash of
twenty twenty five. We always have one, right least, there's
always one song of summer. And Jessica Simpson back in
the recording studio working on her first album in fifteen years.
(16:58):
The first single, Anyway is kind of country something.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
You kind of hear how, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I don't really think that's going to be the song
of something.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
No, it's not going to be the song of any very.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Whiny I think I read to her.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
She has a lot to say about what's been going
on in her life.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Isn't she a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Because of the shoe line she she hooked up with
Steve Madden years ago and he basically put.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Her in business. Steve, No, I'm serious.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Her shoeline hasn't paid her everything.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
And now it's like kids clothes.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
It's I mean, she has a peril like honestly, that
is where she shines, it's not singing.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
And then she was able to she was able to
take over the company.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, Steve Madden line from the Wolf of Wall Street.
Oh yes, Steve, they're all they're all cranked out on ludes.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
That's a good poll bill. That was good.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Hundreds of bit Bull fans showed up to his concert
in London wearing bald cats.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Everybody that came out with ball casts.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
It is amazing to see.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's amazing the field and I hope that when you'll
put on those ball cats, I feel just like I
do every day of my life.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
There you go, he's doing the best one of the
best shows.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh he's so good. Yeah this three or five? Yeah,
I know you want me, you know I want I
know you want me.
Speaker 14 (18:42):
You know I want.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
One of the Hey, j Lo and Ben Affleck are
finally divorced.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yea, it's official now with the courts.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Sorry it was Vince Commudo. Sorry it wasn't Steve Madden.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Vince Camudo, Steve Madden.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I needed to confirm. You know, sometimes the balls in
the head kind of swiring around with different names.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
We don't feel bad when he said Sharon, his wife
with childhood sweethearts, they they started dating in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
No, they got back together. They got back together.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
They knew each other in high school.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
No, they were when I were younger, they were child
started dating in twenty five No, no, that's not true. Okay,
I wanted to call and let the snow because I
know you find an interview summer where he talks about
how they were together before.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Yeah, no, they did. They met as kids. You're right,
you're right, but they didn't start dating until till twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Officially, believe mel Robbins, and it added two more shows.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, she's there May for a second and third.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
So a total of six shows in Boston for mel
Robins too, right, I believe, So I could be mistaken
shes doing.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
I don't know what she's doing.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I don't know what's staying to today. I don't think so,
so three.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Or six Bill, Yeah, either way, he impressed.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Chadded two more nights.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, certainly wouldn't be the first time if I was
dead wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well, I just got Vince Camudo and Steve So it's
a Monday.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
It is really Hey.
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Speaker 7 (20:26):
You go.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Now, all of a sudden, I am Mikayla Schiffrin's mother, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Kiss one O eight, Okay, we're back and it's time
for h Well, it's time for your acet.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Rap justin acep Prap is that their name?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Lil rap?
Speaker 7 (20:40):
He Little rap? Asap. Rap. Yeah, it sold a wrap
what we do at the end of every hour, people
are tuning in and out, you know, they're doing different things.
They're busy, going to work, all that stuff, getting kids
to school. So maybe you miss some things. And here's
what you missed. The match game. We had our second
play at eight ten, no winners. It's the first day.
It's the first day, so you know, unless you you know,
(21:00):
randomly guest two numbers, you don't know. You've got to
play along, that's the thing. But people have questions.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Morning everyone. I love listening to you as always.
Speaker 16 (21:08):
I know you explained what the prizes are in the
new match game, but could you explain the whole.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Thing and how many numbers there are and all of that?
All right, thanks, have a great.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Day, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
So it's simple. There are fifteen prizes, which means there
are thirty numbers on the board. You have to match
a number to another number with the same prize underneath it.
It's as simple as that. So that when your caller
twenty five, we're going to ask you to pick two numbers. Yep,
those prizes are revealed. If they don't match, then we
cover them back up again, but you can write them
(21:43):
down and know which number corresponds to which prize, and
then you can come and play again.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Yep, and four numbers were revealed this morning.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Yes, good question.
Speaker 16 (21:50):
I was trying to win the game this morning, and
while I was while the phone was ringing you must
to pick the winner, and said the numbers. But I
now don't know the numbers of trying to write them
down so that I can win. So can you just
repeat the numbers that we'll call the second time?
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Listen, we love you and we love your stories, your
sob stories. We understand things happened, but we cannot repeat
the numbers.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
No, you cannot repeat the numbers.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
That's part of the game thing. This is a hot game.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
We can't even have them in the podcast, right.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
So we'll do it again tomorrow seven ten and eight
ten and real quick in our weird stories. Billy, you know,
this is why Billy gets paid the big bucks.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
This is why Billy is paid the big bucks.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
He just coined weaponized urine.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Yeah, we have two stories.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
I was thinking the exact same thing when he I
was like, this is why this man is who he is.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Yes, you made that like a news story.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Yeah, Keen, New Hampshire woman got arrested for contaminating products
at a grocery store with her urine.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Right, Bill, two people weaponizing their own urine.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
It's very true.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
One Day Newsman. Yeah way with words.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss One Away Studios. We're back
with Billy and Lisa in the morning on.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So every once in a while on the Billy and
Lisa Morning Show, we have what we'd like to call story.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Time, and.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
It's always someone different telling a story something they experienced
during the course of a day and afternoon, the morning, whatever.
So this week's story time comes from me, and so
Michelle was kind enough yesterday, My wife, Michelle was kind
enough to make me an appointment.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
For a foot.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Massage, okay, because I've had trouble with my achilles. Yeah,
and I think it's healed to some degree, but it's
still very stiff, and I thought maybe a good massage
on that part of the leg and the ankle, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
What I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
And ironically, I was on the phone with Bill yesterday
and he was like, lease, guess where I'm going right now.
I'm going to get a like massage. Yes, I was like,
that sounds amazing.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
And my first reaction was, you know what, Lise, I'm
going to get you a gift card.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, that's what he said.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Okay, that's how we left it. Then I went and
this is where the story begins. Interestingly, we booked a
foot massage, both of us, because of course Michelle decided
she wanted one too, so she went first, and I
walked the dog down to the place and she comes out,
took the dog and I go in, and on her
way in she said, Okay, it was a great massage,
(24:19):
but just so you know, you got to.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Be ready to completely be completely naked.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
And I'm like, okay, I mean that's not that's not
that's not super alarming.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
No, well I'm always naked, but there's a blanket over me.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Yeah, they cover you up.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Yeah, but for your foot only.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well no, that's one of the points I'm trying to make,
and I'll get to it. So I get in.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
There, and you know, they bring me into the room
and you know, I undress and get under the blanket
on the bed with my face down, and.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
The woman immediately walked in and she was very nice.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Was she younger, older, younger than you would expect thirties.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, yeah, maybe mid thirties.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Anyway, massage, yes, it was.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I just don't want to get too specific.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
But she walked into the room and you know what,
the room, it's pretty dark and not that dark, you know,
the mood lighting, mood mood lighting, very good. And she
immediately ripped the cover off. So now I'm naked, face down.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Okay, okay, so wait, hold.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
On, Billa, you didn't wear underwear.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Yeah, he's butt naked.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh no, I never do.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
You have to wear underwear to these places?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Thank you for bringing that up. And I'm going to
tell you why in this case I should have.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
I can't even believe a long go off now, Bill
at this point, Yeah, I thought.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
It was a little unusual.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
And the very first thing she did after ripping the
cover off, right, she leapt onto the table knees first.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
So it was a time massage, yeah, and started massaging,
but he asked for a foot massage. The whole point
was at work.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay, she's she's knees on, oh yeah, completely naked, and
you know, I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Really understand what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
But the first thing she said is and I think
this is what she said she said, would you like oil?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
And who wouldn't you know that?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Hell wouldn't like And you are so non confrontational. Oh yeah,
I mean you probably couldn't say anything like, well, wait
a second, this isn't what I came for.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I'd agree to anything, anything, Because now I'm naked, and
now she's oiling.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Me down right and she's on top of you.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Ah yes, and she's like pounding me and it was nice.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
And then and then she got off the table and
off me and went around to the front and I'm
still face down and now she's facing me like on it, like, yeah,
she's got her knees on the table next to my
ears and she's rubbing and and I'm talking right down
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and across my buttoks.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
So yeah, so the full Monty yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh yeah, and you know, like she was getting, yeah,
seemed to be getting closer and closer.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Into the RAI zone little Gray's hair there exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
But whilst she's doing this right picture again, she's on
her knees by my ears and massaging down and as
she does, she's humping.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
The top of my head.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
It's her is her? Like so what was above your head?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Like her?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
But her crotch and it kept oh so as she's
lunging forward with her hands, her crotches hitting my forehead
and like, okay, now we're in another zone.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
What was the name of this?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
No, hold on now?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
And yeah, so so and what are you are you
like grunting?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I am perfectly quiet.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
No, I'm not even moving a muscle like I am
fully giving myself to her.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Now he was excited asian special thing.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Oh my, so, okay, you are getting nervous.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I was starting to think what's going on? But then
she popped up from where she was founding her vaginal area.
I guess my forehead. She popped up and said half
hap and I'm like, what, that's the code. I didn't
(28:24):
know what it was. And again I wasn't thinking codes.
I just thought I was getting a foot massage. By
the way, you haven't been touched yet. Okay, So she
jumps up half hap and I'm like, yeah, thinking she
wanted me.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
To turn on.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
You were approving of the No.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'm still not sure half hap could have meant and
I just didn't get it. It could have meant happy time,
like happy ending time.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah. So again I'm ignorant to it all.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm not I don't go to these places to be
taken care of. So so hap happened? And I'm like, oh,
turn over, And then I thought she meant yes, turnover,
So now I turn over. And she left the room naked,
completely left the room. I'm buck naked now and flapping.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Now I'm scrowing them up right, clopping.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, just flapping heround, just junk hanging out. And so
when she walks out, I didn't know what she meant.
I'm like, oh, it must be over right. So then
I get up naked and go over to the couch
and grab start to grab something, and she walked in
and I just.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Froze and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
And I'm like, oh, I did the wrong thing.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I thought it was dungeon. No, no, no. And she came with.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
A box of hot towels.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I don't know why I keep reaching down.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
She was very short and just remembering it as best
I can.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
So comes in with the hot towels and I'm like, oh,
I get back on.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
She says, yes, you were just coming in to de
grease me with the hotels.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah. Then I'm like, when is she going to get
to my feet. That's why I'm here, right.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
So now she finally says they're naked.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, oh I am naked in every imaginable position. Right.
So now we communicate and I figure out, oh, I'm
turning over.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Now, now I'm turning over, and there she is, and
what do you do? I didn't.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
She's laying on top of you.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
She was on the table, and I'm lying, what country is?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Exactly what it is?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I should have done my homework. I didn't know what
is this a Taiwanese thing?
Speaker 13 (30:42):
Is?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Is it from the Fiji's?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Am I going to get hurt? You know? And so
now she starts doing the front.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Get mirror?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Did you did you get aroused?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I was praying I didn't what right should not? But
you know, the thumbs were really getting Yeah, I mean it.
This is where the message was being sent, I think.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
And I didn't pick up on it.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I did not, Yeah, I didn't pick up on it.
So I'm like, oh, my god, what am I going
to do? What am I supposed to?
Speaker 7 (31:15):
Like?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Am I going to be the disappointment here? And by
the way, never touched the feet that.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Was over my god, I you know, limped out without
the massage.
Speaker 11 (31:26):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Interestingly, she didn't do.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Michelle's feet either, and we booked foot massages. That's what
makes us think. And by the way, Michelle turned me
onto this, Yeah, that's what makes us think.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
It was one of those It was one of those places.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Michelle said she heard a guy moaning, it's a.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Bit swatch, it's a total baiting swatch.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, there was a guy in the building who knew exactly.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
What he was coming for, and I'm sure he did
that's legal.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I'm glad you answered because last night I couldn't sleep
all night because I was thinking, Oh my god, imagine
the cops come in when I'm there.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
What if?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
What if they're doing a sting and they've got hidden cameras.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I could still get but I'm gonna be the next Robert.
Speaker 12 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (32:09):
Yeah, this girl like.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Just a friend, you safe friend.
Speaker 11 (32:29):
She outed her.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
She did things shame love.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Yeah enough for Bill.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Did you give a.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Good tip, Costa?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yes, I was afraid not to. It might be a syndicate.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Billy and Lisa all the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Talk back leftover justin let's get it.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
Yeah, we'll get to the crazy story. Billy just told
we'll unpack that crazy massage story if you're just tuning
in in the big wrap up at nine forty. But
thank you to everyone joining the show on this Monday
morning via the talkback Mike. We appreciate it, and you
can join from anywhere in the world. We always say that,
good morning, guys. It's been a while.
Speaker 17 (33:05):
This is Carlos reporting from the Dominican Republic. I know
it's six in the morning out there right now, it's
seven here. Last day on the Dominican Republic, coming out
of the gym, heading back to Boston tomorrow, head him
back to the cold weather. I'm not happy, but you know,
we got to get back to reality one day. The
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DR is going to be my reality until then.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
Boston is Yeah, he's trying to save up to retire
in the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
He said he's gonna he's like gonna retire by forty five.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Is he the day Trader?
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Yeah, Yeah, he does finance.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, Carlos from the DR.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
Yeah. But thank you for checking in, Carlos. We appreciate it.
Speaker 16 (33:43):
Hi, I just wanted to share some family news with you.
Speaker 15 (33:47):
My and uncle five years ago saw all of their
personal belongings to live on a forty two foot.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Camera and selboat.
Speaker 15 (33:53):
They sailed up East coast from Annesota last year and
stayed until August in fall ever now and then from there,
in their.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Sixties, sailed across the Atlantic to Diezos and I'm currently
docked at Miguel Marie.
Speaker 16 (34:08):
Wow, I want to did in sixteen days all alone?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
They're docked in San Miguel.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
Yeah, they didn't cross the Atlantic yet, that's insane.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
You know, she should call back when I'm down there.
Maybe they don't have me on board for a glass
of wine Portuguese wine.
Speaker 7 (34:23):
That'd be great.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, reach back out to us. I want to meet
your parents.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Yeah, Marina, yeah, wow, Yeah, you want to Portugal this
this weekend right there in San McGall Porta Dolgado. Yeah. Cool.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Captain Mike yiad just curious, justin how your text.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Thread is going with the crime Watch any more lodge
boxes being delivered by.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
FedEx to that meth lab in your neighborhood. Thank you,
Captain Mike. I told that story last week. There's a
house in my neighborhood that gets like a hundred boxes
delivered every day, and they just pile up and then
they just take them into the middle of the night,
no one ever sees them. There's no update. But I
have noticed since that day that it hasn't been that bad.
There's still boxes delivered, but they're gone pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
How could you not find out what it is?
Speaker 7 (35:06):
Because it's not my business. I don't want to introduce
yourself to get one crime marks. I belong to a
stupid neighborhood Facebook page. I've never commented on the page.
I just watch it.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
But you're the busy body of the neighborhood, that's the misconception.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
I'm not. But I do drive by and take a
look every day. It's on the way to my house. Yeah,
you know, but I have noticed, like one day there
was about seven boxes, then there was nothing for a
couple of days, then there was like ten more than nothing.
So I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
You could break the story.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
I mean I could, but I don't want to. I don't
want be the neighborhood Karen.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Talk to the guy or the FedEx guy.
Speaker 7 (35:38):
Well, it's also around the corner from my house, so
it's not like right on my street. So we do
have the wrap up coming up next to big wrap up.
And if you want a little teas on What's to come.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
She's got her knees on the table next to my
ears and she's rubbing and and I'm talking right down
and across my but talks.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
Yeah. Wow, we'll wrap up the show everything you missed,
including that story right there, which everybody in Boston, I
feel like is buzzing about. How didn't you know Costa? Anyway,
the wrap up's next.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Kids run Away.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
the morning.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Yeah, maybe Monday, but it's very exciting for us. We
brought back the match game this morning. It was day one,
and you know, it's kind of hard to win on
day one. You got to kind of just pick random numbers. Obviously,
as the game keeps going and you see what the
numbers are and what prizes are revealed, you'll have a
better chance at winning. But just know, if you're calling
to win, there's a whole, like, you know, procedure that
(36:35):
you got to follow.
Speaker 16 (36:36):
I just think you should let everyone know that if
you call from your phone to win, that you're not
going to hear the numbers that are called, because that's
what happened to me, So you should probably like call
from your phone, but you have to have a radio on,
like in the car or at home because you just
won't hear them then and I know, being a Karen,
(36:56):
but figure it out on let itorne.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Know, thank you a little bit of a camera's tue.
If you're calling, you can't necessarily hear the numbers, you know,
That's how it is. So there were four numbers called today.
There were so four prizes and four numbers were revealed,
but we're not going to say what they are.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
She makes an interesting point.
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's what happened to another one of our calls.
She was trying to win, but she was while she
the phone was ringing waiting for someone to pick up,
she missed the numbers. Oh yeah, Tomorrow Morning, seven, ten,
and eighten are your next shots. There's some amazing prizes
up for grabs. Ski getaways, a fly away to see
Tate McCray in Nashville, a boat cruise with Billy and
the whole Morning crew on his boat, and tickets to
(37:34):
all the biggest shows in Boston. So that's pretty cool. Also,
this morning, Billy had some winning rage. Right at the
top of the show. He was already yelling at her
about about that boat cruise prize.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
We're taking the boat out, but you're not invited. You
know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I'm in a keel, haul your ass, I tie rope
to your feet and throw you overboard, and we drag
you underneath the boat where there are clamshells and everything
attached to the hull.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Yeah, it's still an amazing prize whether we go.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
It was early in the morning.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
For that that comes out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, it's the sharpness of the barnacles. It's very impressive.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Why do you want to see me be like because
you were taking a beautiful prize and coming on my boat,
taking a cruise, catered food, having some fun, and right
away you went.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
To a negative.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Oh your she was shading in a little bit exactly.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Yeah, thank you, Lisa.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
That's all.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
It was a little shade.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
Yeah, it could just be said that it's unlikely that
we will go out on the board going out. I
don't care if it's a hurricane. It's still an amazing time.
Last year it was an amazing.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
We had a great time sitting in Charlestown.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Yeah, it was great. See she's still doing it. She's
still don't know how.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Sharp barnacles are in Charlestown. That's my favorite pastime.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
We should we should not invite her. Honestly, she's just
I'm happy, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
As long as you guys are all in on it,
I'm all in. I just won't let her in at
the gate.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, oh you're right right, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
I'll see again, but will waves there's ways. Our topic
time this morning was about vacation nightmares. There's a new
story about Jet Blue Vacations offering a refund if it
rains in your vacation. That's pretty cool. That led to
it led to our topic of vacation nightmare stories.
Speaker 18 (39:08):
Capiam listening to your nightmare stories on the vacation and
one way you talked about rugs being a hotel. That
happened to me too. We went to Miami. Suppose he
was staying a nice, nice hotel.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Everybody had guns on them, there was hookers everywhere, there
was the bed sunk down to the floor, and we
had to spend the entire night, all night driving trying
to find a hotel and never found one because they
were all booked.
Speaker 18 (39:33):
That was a nightmare. Everybody was fighting.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Have a nice thing.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, you know, the airlines have to change that they do.
You know, they can't keep sending people.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
To these places. Come on, yeah, they're already inconvenienced enough
usually all.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
I'm headed to New Jersey in a couple of weeks
with the fam for our family vacation.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I don't know where Justin's going to New Jersey. We
stayed right outside of the city in New Jersey, out
of New York City, gorgeous, beautiful hotel, fine whatever. We
went to Princeton, New Jersey, and stayed there. One night awful.
We had bugs in our room. My kid got food
poisoning from the breakfast. It was awful, Like, the rooms
(40:08):
were so gross, and I was like, isn't this supposed
to be the uppity part of New Jersey?
Speaker 7 (40:13):
So you never know, Justin, thank you. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
My cousin lives in Princeton.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
Oh really is it? Is it dumpy?
Speaker 3 (40:19):
No, it's very nice.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Really.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
I spent my son, Dylan, had a baseball tournament there
and we stayed in a hotel. I'm telling you, one
day in Princeton is like a lifetime.
Speaker 7 (40:30):
I should have asked somebody before we booked it. I
don't even know where we're going, but I looked kind
of on the map and it didn't look well, you're
going to I'm going to go into American Dream. Yeah,
it's more than a mall winning vacation.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Billy, You're not going to stay there.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
You're going to the ute.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
By the way, we booked a vacation. And a few
days later, Kim Kardashian did an interview and they asked her,
what's your favorite part about New York. She said, well,
my favorite part of New York is actually not in
New York. It's in New Jersey and it's a place
called the American Dream Mall.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Okay, Kim Kardashian had never set foot on the American Dream.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Birthday party is there?
Speaker 7 (41:11):
Yeah, Yeah, no, that's true, so I'll be fine. Anyway,
Before we go, Billy told a story at the beginning
of the hour about a crazy massage that he got
and people were loving this. Bill, you almost got a
happy ending.
Speaker 18 (41:21):
I am listening to Billy's story time and I cannot
stop laughing my ass off.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
This is so gd funny.
Speaker 7 (41:30):
Yeah, I mean people they literally couldn't contain themselves.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Where he's at.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
Yeah, and if you missed it here, it.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Is She's got her knees on the table next to
my ears and she's rubbing and I'm talking right down.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
And across my talk.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
Yeah, we can get the whole story, plus so much
more on the Billy and Lisa podcast that'll be up
just after ten o'clock. Search Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Cotunity to use the word my talk on the free.
Speaker 7 (42:03):
New and improved iHeartRadio app. When you get there, make
sure you add kiss want to wait so your number
one presets. That's one of the new features. It's very
easy to do or in your home screen ad kiss
went to wait to your number one.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Pre set and don't forget seven ten and day ten,
we played the match game twice. Two more shots at
the mass game and the incredible prizes. That's tomorrow morning
starting at seven ten, and up next you.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
Have is off. Today we have Trevor.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Can anyone tell me?
Speaker 7 (42:30):
I just found out it's not anybody's fault.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Riley knew she's looking right through the glass. She's known
since yesterday.
Speaker 7 (42:36):
Cave is with his family, and we have Trevor. Oh, Trevor,
he's a newcomer I.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
Follow on Instagram.
Speaker 8 (42:41):
He's a he's a cute little man, not little but
yeah yeah, where.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Did he come from?
Speaker 7 (42:45):
He's he's kind of the fill in guy.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Yeah, he's like a McCabe junior.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Oh who doesn't love Trevor.
Speaker 7 (42:50):
Yeah, so Trevor is.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Going to be covering, covering, can nerdy nerdy music guy?
Speaker 14 (42:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (42:54):
Where is he? Where's the Trevor? We're always coming up next.
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