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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And you know, Lisa and I say this all the time,
you never really know what's going to happen on the
Billy and Lisa Morning Show because we are live for
four straight hours. By the way, the record, very few
radio shows are live. Okay, just so you know, but
we are live every single minute, four hours every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Do it live.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, it's what we do. Live and organic, Live and organic.
And we want to welcome a couple of Milton Mustangs
from Milton Academy in the studio with us. I mean,
it's a big week, March Madness, Sweet sixteen, you know,
Final four, the whole thing. Lisa's son, Max Dunovan is
in the studio. Good to see you again, Max. How
are you good to be here?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Billy doing well?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm great, you know, I like I tell everybody you're
my nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Was that okay? Of course? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And Max brought his friend Asa with him, and Asa,
this is your first time in studio.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yes it is. It's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's good to meet you. I've heard a lot of
great things about you.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Asa.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yes, the only time I've met you is actually at
jingle Ball in your festive suits.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
So it's oh, Santa, we're not very festive. I want
to get this right out of the way. Okay, right
at the outset. Let's get this out of the way.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Asa.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
How did you get here this morning?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We drove? Was it your car? No, we took Max's jeep.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh okay, yeah, it's probably just as well. Have you
looked at your car all this morning?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh no, I have not.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Because Max's mom bashed into your car this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Drive away? Okay, yeah, are you okay? I'm okay? Your car?
Is it Mom's car, Dad's my car?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Car?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Well Max never told me that anyone would be sleeping
over last night, so I did when well, when I
was no, but but you didn't confirm it. So when
I was backing out, his car is parked right behind
where I where I back out, right.
Speaker 8 (02:00):
Out of the garage, and it's complete darkness.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
So I might have tapped the plastic covering of your
tail light, which fell off this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
So here's have you. Have you been paying much attention
to the Karen Reid trial. You know there was a
lot of talk about the rear right yours is now missing.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
The plastic cover is now on the ground, and I
apologize to that, but again I did not know and
it was to pitch black when I was leaving this morning.
So I will obviously pay for that to get a
new plastic cover for your tail light. But we we
wanted to surprise you on the air.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, this is definitely a surprise.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, wait a minute, aren't you related to Karen Reid's lawyer, David.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I feel like, yeah, yeah's dad's cousin.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, cousin.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
So are you close or is he the weird really close?
I don't know him that well. Yeah, on the side
of the family that we don't really spend.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
A lot of time.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Ah yeah, okay, all right, so we'll just move along.
Karen read the retrous starts tomorrow with jury selection.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Max.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
A couple of other things here.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Again, So I'm really sorry, really really sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Sorry for the crash trash.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, it doesn't look the same and by the way,
it always looks worse in the daylight, so Lisa only
saw it in.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
The stop piling on.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
There's another weird happening this morning, Max, Your brother Riley
was supposed to be coming with you. Yeah, where is he?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
He's probably still doing his hair in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So you legitimately had to leave him behind.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So I woke up at six fifty five, right, we
left at seven ten? Quick turn around. My mom's calling
me like, oh where are you guys?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Are you awake?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
So yep, all good, we'll be there at seven forty five.
Rally was like, yeah, malchomy right until seven thirty. Actually,
I'm like, well that just doesn't work for.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Us, So and you took off. We left.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, he's got ready in like three minutes he.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Was, which is exactly how it should be.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, Tiley has this long process getting ready in the
morning with his hair. You told me he leans against
the wall for a half hour.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, a good amount of time.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Really, he wets it in the shower, just the hair,
so he's like leaning in the shower, leaning forward, and
then he leans against a towel on the wall for
five minutes and then he puts that such maybe a
dozen hair jels or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, And another oddity is that at fourteen years old,
he's obsessed with the TV show The Bachelor, which he covers.
He extensively on the Billion Leads some morning show Max
you know more about weather and meteorrology than most weather
people we have on the show. You're always more accurate
than they are. So I have a couple of questions
about the weather. Why has it been windy for two years?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think it's just the average is windy. I mean
it's up and down, up and down. But liking the
spring and fall especially, you have to push the warm
air in here because we're so far north, like, okay,
there has to be a southwest wind to push that
warm air up into New England from like the middle
Lantea in the south.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, I got another question for it. How do you
explain the fog out there this morning?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I can explain it very well. Actually, So a warm
front went through overnight, right, and so this warm moist
there is now being introduced as kind of a southernly wind.
So all that moisture from the ocean's being stripped off
into New England and it's meeting the cold there that
was here over the weekend, and that warm air is
mixing with cold air, condensing the water droplet's into fog.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And I have one more weather question for sure. Why
did New York City have eighty six degrees and we
were thirty five on you.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, that was ridiculous. New York actually dropped by twenty
six degrees in one hour, so there was a big
like stationary front that turned into a backdoor coal front.
So basically the maritime Canada, all that coal there from
the Gulf of Maine kind of is stubborn and it
stays over New England during.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
The sty Is this something you want to pursue, like,
you know, for like what are you going to school for? Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Double major one? I want to do like climate physics
and then applied math economics.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh god, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It's so good that i'm your uncle because we could
never hang around these You are way too high row
for me.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What climate physics?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, it's it's a major there, so we'll try it out.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
We'll see what.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, you know, I'm always looking to find out what
the young people are listening to for music. I think
last time we had you in studio, I asked you
what you were listening to currently, and and you dropped
an F bomb on live radio.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah it was the S word. It wasn't the F bomb,
but yes, that was bad.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It was. It was also twice. It wasn't twice yet a.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, We've never had that many blips in one sentence.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
That's ridiculous. Wow yeah, wow, yeah. But a little bit
of everything music taste.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, what are you listening to now?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Some pops country a little bit around, not as much
they used to.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Who's a big country person?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Don't really have one? Luke Holms, Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Morgan Wallin Asa looking at you, I'm afraid to ask, Well,
you look like headbanging music.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Well, I'm a huge Coldplay fan, so I'm going to
see them this summer obviously June or July fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's going to be incredibly exciting.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
But whenever I get in the car with Max, he
just starts playing pretty much what they're playing on.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Kiss one O eight.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
So that's been what I listened to for Yeah, you know,
you gotta support the family.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Are you saying you don't listen to Kiss? I do
listen to Kiss one. Wait, okay, are we your number
one preset? I don't think I have a preset in
my car.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
To justin you want to explain the preset?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
So you can download the iHeartRadio app, which is free,
and you can make kiss when I wait your number
one preset on the apps. You can listen anytime anywhere.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I will do that once I figure out what's going
on with the back of my car.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I fix that first.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, you're really gonna have to address that before you bring.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The car home. I think my mom's listening right now,
Oh mom, I think she. He asked him what his
favorite song was. We know what it was, not the
biggest Dave Matthews Fan. Oh okay, all.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
Right, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The artist of the day is Sabrina Carpenter. Back to
back songs. You go to Universal Orlando, here's Sabrina right here.
You could win.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Kids one wait with Billy and Lisa's weird stories.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
So a man in Oregon says that someone keeps leaving
large gallon sized bottles of pea inside his recycled bent
and he has no idea how it gets there.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
So I went to open the blue bin and lo
and behold there was a nice deposit of gallon sized
bottles of urine, to put it plainly, and there were
six of them. And I don't know why he's hitting
the same location so many times. That doesn't make any
sense to me, and or why he is doing it.
Somebody was like, maybe it's a you know, a ring
(08:55):
that they've they've kidnapped some people and they're trying to
get rid of their their fecal matter.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Maybe he's watching. I don't know. Please stop, Please just
don't do it anymore. It's so gross.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Yeah, but like, how like that's a lot of urine? Yeah, right?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Is it me?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Or if we had a lot of urine in the
news lately? A lot of stories about urine, which is strange.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
By the way.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You probably hear those sirens in the background. There's a
fire alarm sounding in the building.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Right, it's only a test, only a test.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, we got warned about it. Yeah, they said it's coming.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So okay.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
How about this eighty one year old waitress in Pittsburgh
can finally retire thanks to a video posted by a
random customer last week. This customer, Tammy, took her young
son to an Eaton Park for lunch.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I guess that's a big thing in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Has Eaton Park Eaton Park for.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Lunch last Thursday, and heard the waitress tell somebody she
couldn't afford to retire at eighty one years old. So
Tammy posted a clip and people started donating and the
money keeps on rising.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Arthur is probably in her seventies. I'm here with my
son and she can hardly walk. And we heard her
tell the table next to us, because they asked her
she was still working, that she only makes nine hundred
and ten dollars a month on Social Security and she
has to still work because her bills exceed nine hundred
and ten dollars in a world.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
I mean, I worked all my life and a good way, Tession,
I still can't we care.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm myard right now.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
It's on one hundred and forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
One hundred and forty cos.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yes, I guess I might have got a finance cogion.
And we have an update.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
The money raise now is at three hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh that's amazing, that's great.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, so thanks to Tammy just posting that video and boom,
everybody jumped in.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You know, with all the all the bad in this world,
all the negative stories, you know, it feels good to
see a good story. Absolutely, And it's hard to do
a show with the fire alarms. Well it really is. Oh,
they just stopped figures. It was only a test what
are you got coming up here?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
A lot going on in entertainment. I want to remind
everybody we kicked off the double play flyaway this morning.
We had a winner, and we'll do it every single morning.
We will announce the double play artist at seven ten
every time. And this time it's a trip for four people,
right least.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Yeah, five days, four nights at Universal Orlando Resort and
it includes the three day park passes.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Saturday Night Live the other night, Mikey Madison was against host.
I thought she was great, but Morgan Walland did something
weird at the end of the show that has everybody buzzing.
We'll deal with that next.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Now, back to Billy and Lisa in the morning, I kiss, Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
We don't do this a lot. I want to tease
something we've got coming up in the show, right least
because it's such a cool story. It's about a school
teacher in Malden who wrote a short story. And Sidney
Sweeney is in the movie.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Now.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Yes, he's a local guy. Short story wrote over COVID.
She somehow found it and he's going to be here
at nine ten. Tell us how it all went down.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
What an incredible story this is and he, by the way,
is sitting right outside our studios, so he's coming.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Up in just a couple of minutes.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
So let's go now the entertainment update with a Billy cobbstad.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Well, we kicked off the double Play flyaway. This morning.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
We had our first winner, which means that winner call
of twenty five this morning it's the double play. We
had two Sabrina Carpenter songs in a row, so she
gets the four night, five day trip to Universal Studios
for four people this time list.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Exactly, So you don't have to pick a friend or
pick a kid. You can bring everybody and.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
We'll do it again tomorrow morning at seven ten. So
Saturday Night Live the other night, Mikey Madison was the
guest host. I thought she was really good. Morgan Wallan
was the musical guest. He was very good. But then
there was a lot of buzz after the show, people
making a big deal about how Morgan Wallin walked off
the set. You know, at the end of Saturday Night
(12:52):
Live when all the cast members and the guest hosts
and everything get together on stage.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
And they're all hugging each other and five each other.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Yeah, I guess Morgan just had had enough, and he
walked off the stage and went to his private jet
and then posted that he can't wait to get back
to God's Country.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And my theory, and I don't know if I'm right,
but my theory is because he did say something to
one of the cast members before he walked off the stage,
and he didn't go out the back. He walked into
the audience, so maybe he had family or friends in
the audience and he was just going to meet up
with them.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I didn't think there was anything bad about it. I
didn't there's a lot of outrage. I get that people
don't like Morgan Wallen because the things he's done. I mean,
that's valid. I just felt like he thought the show
was done until he walked off, or maybe he went
to go talk to somebody, but I don't know, maybe
something happened. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, I thought the funniest skit of the night involved
Joe Jonas. Joe Jonas was singing this song and then
they did this whole skit about people who wait in
long lines for like the special donut place, or but anyway,
we've got a quipment. Believe in yourself, believe in the line,
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deserve this montal Greek yogree will be split it to
the melia.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
But see what.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Too? Okay, fine, wag fat line, you can't have the Yeah,
I thought it was hilarious. Meantime, Joe Jonas wears these
baggy suits. I'm thinking, am I supposed to be wearing
baggy suits now?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
No?
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Yeah, I think you're good.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I mean the style is definitely and look really good.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Pleated pants, yeah, baggy pleated pants and a very loose
fit like sports coat that goes down to your quads.
I'm thinking that's my look going forward.
Speaker 11 (14:45):
I'm just saying you had that look like fifteen years ago.
You in like Gondam style. It didn't work for you,
with spiky.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Hair, good point, with the shoulder pats, Yeah, it did
not work for okay. Chapel Roane basically went to war
with parents of young children. She went on call her
daddy said, young parents are never happy about their children.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
All of my friends who have kids are in hell.
Speaker 12 (15:05):
I actually don't know anyone who's like happy and has
children at this age. I have like like one year old,
like three year old, four and under five and under, don't.
I literally have not met anyone who's happy, anyone who
has like light in their eyes, anyone who has.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Who has slept.
Speaker 11 (15:21):
I'm like, why do my parents do that?
Speaker 8 (15:23):
I'm a little is a four. My mom had me
at twenty three.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I don't think she really meant anything by it, you know,
I mean, I don't know. I mean, let's face it,
very young kids are a lot of work. They are
can be a lot of frustration.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
They are You don't get a lot of sleep. But
I have to say they do make life better. They
really do, so I wouldn't say that I was in
hell when I had young kids.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
They provide light in your eyes, a sparkle, so to speak.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
They do a purpose.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Lisa, you have a book club event this week. I do.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
It's this Wednesday with Jeff Benedict. He wrote The Dynasty,
which is the Apple TV doc two. He wrote the
Tiger Woods book, the Lebron book. Most recently, Wednesday Night
will be at the Revere Hotel starting at six o'clock.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
It's sold out.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
And then you've got a future one with another big
time writer.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
So Gregory Maguire is from Conquered mass He wrote the
Wicked Book. He has a new book out called Elfie
which is the prequel, and he had something to say
about that.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Various people have said, well, now are you going to
write a book called the Linda? And the more people
asked me that question, the more I ask it of
myself too. Well, I thought I was done. But you know,
writing is mental health for me. Writing is a way
that I survived the difficulties of this moment in this life.
(16:41):
And so I never say never.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
So when is he at the club and is there
a link already, sir? Not?
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Yeah, Gregory maguire will be at Least's book Club on
May twenty first, talking about all things Wicked and all
things Elfie.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Okay, it's huge. Now this next story could have fit
in the weird stories category of the Morning This Morning.
Jessica Simpson is now drinking sperm. It's it's snake sperm,
to be precise, but she claims she got the advice
from her vocal coach and that it really helps her
vocal cords.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
She looks a little off to me, doesn't she. I
don't know what that is? That plastic surgery, I don't.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
She definitely had her lips done.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah she looks different.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, Yeah, she's in a weird phase I think right now. Yeah,
she kind of went off the grid for a.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
While and now she's trying to have a music career.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, because she became a billionairess right by way of
her shoe line. Do you own a pair of Jessica Simpsons.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Yeah, actually I think Jessica Simpsons shoes are great. Yeah,
she's a clothing line too.
Speaker 11 (17:42):
I have one of her sweaters I wear often, and
then like I've bought my nieces. She's really cute kids clothes.
So I think she found her land in fashion. I
don't know why she tried to come back into music,
because I.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Mean, why, what was her big song?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
She has a few without yous, a big one with you.
I think it's with you.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Somebody called in or sent us a talk back earlier
this morning. We were talking about waiting in lines for something,
and they said, I waited two hours in line to
meet Jessica Simpson at a mall in Danvers. I was
hosting that event and the crowd got so out of
control that security had to usher us out the back
door of the mall and into an suv. Now I
(18:23):
drove there in my own car, but now I'm in
Jessica Simpson to SUV being escorted off the parking lot
with her. Yeah, it was Jessica. I think her sister
was with her, Ashley.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Yeah, it was legit Mayhem like. They had to get
them out of there because they thought it wasn't going
to be safe.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
So she never got to sign a single autograph. That's
how out of control it got and so fast.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, they used to have big artists come to the
radio station. I feel like they'd shut that down too,
Like Slena Gomez. That was a mob scene. One direction
came that was a mob scene, and sheer Lloyd, you
remember Shalloyd. Yeah, she had so thousands of people down
and down the street for her. Yeah. Yeah, you don't
see that often now.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
The Rocks plane forced to turn around and land when
apparently they ran into mechanical issues.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
He says, mister Johnson, I'm sorry to inform you, but
we cannot continue to fly over the ocean. We have
a problem.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
We have to turn the plane around and we have
to land back in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You have my word, I will land you back safely
on the island. Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Speaking of flying around, those two astronauts who were stranded
in space, for nine or ten months or finally back home,
and they're having a press conference this morning. They're going
to tell their stories. Caitlin Clark holds the record now
for the most expensive female trading card. Her Rookie cards
sold for three hundred and sixty six thousand. Serena Williams
(19:44):
had the original record. Hers only sold for two hundred
and thirty four thousand.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
MESU your question here about your son, Chris Costa. Yes,
so now did he sign that Brady Dale for a
cut Brady car Vault. We haven't seen it, heard from him.
Have you notice that.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
There's a good explanation for that, because neither has his wife.
He's like in a different state every day. Next week
they're opening Actually is a cool story. They're opening the
car Vault at the American Dream Mall. I was just
there in New Jersey. I guess Michael Strahan's going there
with his Good Morning America grew to interview Tom Brady
(20:17):
and who knows, maybe my son. But they're literally, I mean,
they've already sealed the deal for Sofi Stadium, the Dallas
Mavericks Arena. The goal is to open one hundred stores
in the next year or so.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
I just hope Chris is going to be on the road.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
He is on all of them.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I just don't want to forget about us. The little
guys forgot. We're forgotten. He's forgotten. His father started right here.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, you know what, we're going to put put him
to the test. We're going to get him in here
this Friday morning.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
But didn't he promise us Tom Brady did.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That promise still stands. It's just that Brady hasn't been
in town. You're getting We're getting Tom Brady.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
We're not getting.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I'll do my best.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
We might get Wayne Brady. Celts gonna play the Grizzlies tonight.
The Celts, by the way, have won eight games in
a row. The Bruins, by the way, have lost eight
games in a row. March Madness, the Men's Final four
is set for Saturday. Houston will play Duke, Auburn will
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play Florida, and the Elite Eight for the women starts today. Actually,
and the Red Sox suddenly are one in three. They
won the opener and they've lost all three games since
in Texas against the Rangers. And what makes it even worse,
Raphael Devers. The dh is zero four eleven.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I feel so bad for him.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
For eleven, they got to get him one of those
torpedo bats.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
You gotta get the failing. I know it's early, but
it's kind of similar to the mac Jones thing. Yeah,
you know, the first year mac Jones did great. Then
they started messing with him. They didn't coordinator. You know,
look at him. His job is to hit the ball.
They messed with.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Devers said, don't forget even with a torpedo bat, you
gotta find the ball. You know, you can have three
torpedo bats in your hand, you still need to meet
the ball when it comes in.
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It's Jessica Simpson on Kiss.
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Wait sorry, Jenska Simpson on Kiss one O eight Lisa Kiss.
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One O eight.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
So justin if we had to look back at the
eight o'clock hour, and if I had to choose a highlight.
It would be Lisa smashing into her son, Max's friend's
car this morning.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, Asa, he had no idea. They took Max's car
from Lisa's house, but yeah, she backed into his car
and then told him about it.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
I did not know, and it was to pitch black
when I was leaving this morning. So I will obviously
pay for that to get a new plastic cover for
your tailight. But we we wanted to surprise you on
the air.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, well this is definitely a surprise. He was a
good sport about it.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Yeah, he was like, wait a second.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, and that's all. Like Billy said, it's always much
worse than it is in the dark, And yeah, we
had Max in too.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Obviously, I'm listening to Max Donovan right now.
Speaker 13 (23:24):
What an intelligent, brilliant, polite, handsome young man.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, he's very very smart. And he was the first
person that could answer Billy's question, what's going on with
the wind?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I mean it's up and down, up and down, but
liking the spring and fall especially, you have to push
the warm air in here because we're so far north, Like, okay,
there has to be a southwest wind to push that
warm air up into New England from like the middle
Lante in the south.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
All right, all right, my boys wicked smart.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, I got to tell you every time I take
the boat off the dark, I got to call Max
ask him what's happening with the wind? Know?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I mean he knows. Not only that he answered the
missed why this uh you know so much missed change
from New York to Boston.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
We were just peppering him with questions and he just
kept coming up with more answers.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss one O eight Studios, We're
back with Villy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Hey, guys, welcome back, and we've got a segment we
affectionately call on the Billion Lisa Morning Show when Malden
kids hit it big and joke is now, is it
Joe Cody? I was gonna say, if it's Cody, you've
got to change it to Kote because you're a big
time author. Now, Oh, Joe Cota is coming in. Okay,
(24:43):
So Joe, you wrote a short. First of all, you
were a school teacher in Dartmouth, Mass Right, yes, And
what do you cheach there?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So?
Speaker 13 (24:49):
I am an esp in English classes and I do
some academic support for some specialized classes.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Okay, but you're from Malden. I am from Alden, went
to the Malden School system. M I to doesn't he there?
You go Justin went to school in Malden. But it
was in a garage. I don't know if you know
that story.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
Oh no, yeah, I've been in there.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh really, you've probably been there teaching. He was there
as Yeah, I'll have Joe, but we all do.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Look where he is now, his dream job.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay, So Joe, you wrote a short story. Now when
did you write the short story.
Speaker 13 (25:22):
It was the end of twenty twenty, during all the
COVID stuff if you remember that.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh so, like all the other superstars that exploded during COVID,
you're one of those superstars. Yeah wow, okay, So what
is the story about?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Quickly?
Speaker 13 (25:36):
Yeah, so this drifter woman she sees a photo of
a long missing girl. She looks the family up and
sees that they have a lot of money. Yeah, and
she thinks I could be that girl. And so she
goes to the house with the intent to rob them,
and it goes really well, nothing bad happens.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Wait, so is she pretending to be the Long Lost Daughter.
Speaker 9 (25:55):
Yes, so good that.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Wore and you posted this on Reddit.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I did, Wow, have you signed up for Lisa's book
Club yet?
Speaker 9 (26:05):
No, I want to hear about that.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Well, I think we need to have you.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh I love that. Yeah, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, Well everybody's gonna hear about it. Because here's the deal.
This short story of yours. Somehow actress Sidney Sweeney got
a hold of it. Now, how did that happen?
Speaker 13 (26:22):
Yeah, so about a year ago, it was like four
years after I wrote this story, I got a message
on Reddit from a man claiming to be a Hollywood
producer and I ignored him. I didn't think it was real,
and he messaged me again. I rejected him, and he said, listen, man,
you're gonna want to get on the phone with me.
(26:42):
And so we got on a zoom call. I saw
that he was real, and now here we are.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And he represents Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 13 (26:51):
No, no, no, no, I think I'm not sure on
the production side of it, but I think I would
imagine it just got sent out and she read it
and enjoyed it and agreed to be attached to it.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Now we're talking about the same Sydney Sweeney from Euphoria
and from the White Lotus.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
Yes, I mean I hope.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
So who's now your pal?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Well, yeah, I haven't done matter.
Speaker 9 (27:12):
No, no, I would love to though. She's phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
But this gets better because the person writing the movie
is the same person who wrote Forrest Gump.
Speaker 9 (27:25):
Yeah. Yeah, oh my god, surreal. Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Movie and another big movie, right.
Speaker 13 (27:32):
Star is born one. Yeah, there's a whole bunch, I know.
So all these articles that my friends and family are
sending me. Obviously there's there's my stupid face next to Sydney,
which is awesome, but yeah, the Eric Roth thing is
equally as exciting.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
He's incredible.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
So now do your students think you're the coolest thing
on earth now? Because I mean, you know, young people
love Sydney Sweeney, I mean Euphoria. You kidding me?
Speaker 13 (27:57):
Yeah, it's it's been wild walking down the hallways. And
now you don't think they thought I was cool before?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Really, the first thing I thought when you walked in
just oozing. This guy's cool.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
This guy's cool.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
No, it's been fun walking down the hallways.
Speaker 13 (28:12):
Actually, last week I heard a group of kids say, hey,
that's the guy, Like just say hello, I'm still your teacher.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, So are you invited back to Malden to like
speak now to the classes or.
Speaker 13 (28:25):
Oh no, I haven't spoken anyone to anyone yet from Malton,
but I would Yeah, I would love to.
Speaker 9 (28:30):
My time in MHS was was phenomenal.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Have they given you a timeline? Like when will this
movie come out?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Do you think?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No?
Speaker 9 (28:36):
I don't know. Probably probably a couple of years. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, Now do you do you even have to go
to the ATM anymore?
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Listen, I'm still living on a teacher's budget.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
But I love this, like will inspire kids like who
you're teaching to just write, keep writing because you never
know what's going to happen.
Speaker 13 (28:56):
So I just spoke to We have a podcast at
Dartmouth High and I was just telling the kids, and
I know it sounds so obvious and so silly, but
it's true. You just have to write, just keep going forward.
It's so easy to look at that paragraph you have
and hate it and keep going. Get a hundred pages
of crap down and then we can figure it out
from there, and then don't be afraid to share it.
(29:16):
Anything you're creating, Just get it out.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Well.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
The fact is I mean, you mentioned this happened for
you during COVID and the pandemic, But the fact is,
the pandemic also got a lot of people reading that
hadn't been reading for a long time.
Speaker 13 (29:28):
The amount of luck that I had on this right, Like,
the timing was perfect. If you go onto that form
where I posted on Reddit, there's just so there were
so many stories. So the fact that mine had gained
some traction enough to be at there, it's on like
the I think it's currently the top most liked post
all time on that particular forum. Really, but like you said,
(29:49):
I think it's just caught some traction, and that's how
my now manager saw it.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Well, do you have any other short stories floating around?
Speaker 9 (29:57):
I mean, uh, oh, we're already working on that.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I'm sure you are. They so they bought the script, right,
and are you executive producing the movie?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I am, yeah, you have final say no, I don't
know about that. So they can mess around with your
script if they want.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
Oh yeah, and I am totally fine with that.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
Do you get a cut if the movie does well?
Speaker 9 (30:20):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Joe, you're our friend there.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
More than people.
Speaker 8 (30:27):
He's a good deal.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I grew up in these cameras. Does that count?
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Yeah? I mean I've been listening to you since I
was a kid, So we're good.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh oh, well, thank you for that, Thank you for that.
Don't feel the need to throw anything my way. I'm
happy to have done it. But that is great. So
you're already pushing a couple of video of the short stories.
Let me ask you this. If it weren't Sydney Sweeney,
who would you have played the part?
Speaker 13 (30:49):
Oh my gosh, man, what a question my beautiful girlfriend
over there in the next room.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
About me.
Speaker 9 (31:00):
Oh, I don't know. Honestly, I would have.
Speaker 13 (31:01):
Been so happy if this was some bad TV movie,
you know what I mean, just the fact that anyone
is even interested at all, I would have been so
happy for that. So the fact that that it is
where it is is it's just well surreal.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I mean, I can look back to so many years ago,
the first time we had Ben Mazerick on the show,
and then all of a sudden, Ben. I don't think
Ben Mezick has a book that hasn't been made into
a movie.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
So you're the next Ben.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
That's the goal we are.
Speaker 13 (31:28):
We're hoping that, Like I said, obviously, I have another
story in the works where we're going to keep this going.
But I'm hoping that one day I am the one
who's adapting the stories.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
But you got an advance.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
It's common yet, what's.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
The first thing you're going to do for yourself? That's
what people always say, do something for yourself. So what's
the first thing this Malden kid teaching at Dartmouth High
School is going to do? For looking through the windows?
Are you thinking ring?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
No?
Speaker 13 (31:58):
Oh, you guys are trying to get you in trouble. Yeah,
that's all right, I'll recover here. I think I'm gonna
go to Disney World.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh, your girlfriend soon to be.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
By the way, what's her name?
Speaker 9 (32:13):
This is Megan?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Megan?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
You could have brought a bed in something.
Speaker 9 (32:19):
Well.
Speaker 13 (32:19):
That's the other lucky thing too, is all all this
attention that's that's happening right now on me and on
the story. It's putting a lot of stress, Like right here,
what I mean, it's a little bit right here on
my neck too.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
So yeah, only I knew somebody a.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Couple of time in bring a little bed. There you go.
This is such a cool story, Joe.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Where can they get to find everything?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Joe Cote.
Speaker 13 (32:41):
You can search on Reddit. You'll you'll find the original version.
I do have a newer, longer, and revised version that
I like a little bit better. I don't have it
posted anywhere. I've just been emailing it out like a
crazy person. But I do plan on maybe putting it
on Reddit or something.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
I'll figure that out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
So what do they search though? To get it to go?
Speaker 13 (32:59):
Sorry, so you could search. I pretended to be a
missing girl.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh wow, Now have you enjoyed yourself here this morning? Joe?
Speaker 9 (33:07):
I'm loving this?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah, just keep that in mind when you get to
know Sidney.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Sweeny and bring back.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
You have to invite us to the premiere.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh yeah, please love it. We'll do a live broadc
you have to cover it.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
Yeah, you're assuming twenty twenty seven, probably.
Speaker 9 (33:23):
It feels right.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, I don't know, maybe twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
You gotta do Lisa's book Club. Yeah, no, you have to.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
Yes, you're such an inspiration and I would love to
get behind the scenes of how you come up with
these ideas.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Oh for sure, I would love that.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Please, Joe, thanks for stopping by. Congratulations, great job, great job.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Say hi to Dartin for us.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
Well do thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Wow amazing. Sabrina Carpenter is our artist of the day
for the trip to Universal Orlando. You're listening for back
to back Sabrina songs. Here's one right here on Kid
Hilly and Lisa's Way Talkback. Leftovers in there, brother, Yes, sir,
here we go, guys.
Speaker 14 (33:54):
This is Ellie in Manchester, New Hampshire. I am twenty
five weeks pregnant this week. Yeah, so excited. My husband
and I are between two names though for a boy.
We're not finding out the gender, but we just want
to have a name for either no matter what. But
we're between Leonardo and Felix. Just wondering what you guys
(34:17):
think of either name. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I'm going Leonardo.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
I love Felix, Oh you do.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I do.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
I love that name.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
That was one of the names were maybe like for
one of our two boys. But yeah, I love Felix.
Speaker 8 (34:29):
I think it's cu Felix. I like Leonard. They're both
really cute.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I like Leo, so it's Leonardo Leo. Everyone loves Leonardo
for me. Let the Blessed Union of the Soul's right.
Speaker 15 (34:47):
Good morning everyone, It's Lenny from Rhode Island.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Listen.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
I stayed in Boston this weekend and at a hotel
and Valley parked my car. When I got my car back,
my radio station was changed from Kiss one O eight
to something else. And it got me thinking, I don't
know if this is a topic or not. But you know,
I don't understand why they changed my radio station. But
do you get in someone's car and just change their
station without asking? I thought it was kind of weird,
(35:12):
but I don't know, maybe a topic.
Speaker 14 (35:14):
Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, we want everybody to get in somebody's car and
change the station. Preset one, right.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Yeah, Preset Kiss one await in your car and on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, shout outs to all Valet drivers out there. Get
in the car Preset one they change us off.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Though I'm not saying how weird that is.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
It is kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
It's only weird if you're not putting ours.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
So that's trapped number one. Well, that is weird. The
Valley did that in the car for they have to
change the preset.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Like two minutes of that you could have been a
joy ride.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Oh thanks, you took a joy.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Ride letting box car for a joy up.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Look in that movie. What's that movie from the eighties,
Paris Bueller. Yeah, remember they take the car the valet,
damn valley, damn way lazy as all hell. Get a
move on it, pal damn bends aren't gonna move themselves.
All right, it's a misty Monday, cloudy, you're gonna get warm.
(36:13):
Note up into the sixties. We'll wrap up the show,
the big wrap up. We do it every morning at
nine forty. That's next Kids run Away.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
No, we kicked off the double play Flyaway giving away
trips to Universal Orlando all week long and next week
as well. How do you win, Well, we'll give you
the artists of the day every morning at seven ten,
and you're listening for back to back songs from that
artist we call her twenty five. You head it to
Universal Orlando for five days and four nights. You'll check
out all the attractions, including the brand new Epic Universe
(36:44):
which is opening in May. Oh. Yeah, Kathleen Catherine was
our first winter This morning she was a little sleepy.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
It's a couple of things. Right, it's the morning. People
are tired, and also there's some shock that you are
on live on the radio and you won.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Catherine, can you pick it up a little bit you're
first win or okay, could you just go out of
your way pick it up a little bit? Hey, Catherine,
you just want to trip the Universal Studios in Florida.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
That's all you're going to get. She's off to Universal Orlando.
So again, it could happen at any time today Sabrina
Carpenter song back to back, any of her songs, exactly,
it's a big deal. Big Also this morning for topic time,
our topic came from one of Billy's entertainment stories, the
skit on Saturday Night Live about waiting in line. It
(37:28):
was a funny, funny song there. So the topic was
what would you wait in line for?
Speaker 16 (37:37):
I know that I'd be waiting in line for a
Billy and Lisa sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Have a great morning, everybody. You still have more of those,
by the way, right least we do, so maybe we'll
give them away soon.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh yeah, I was gonna say, what happened to the sweatshirts?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
They're in there, they're in there. Okay, we gave away
one with the match game, and we have more that
they're coming.
Speaker 16 (37:55):
We waited in line after and night out, we decided
to sleep in our car, so we're all dressed like
Kuchie Mama's and we slept in our car so that
we could buy Red Sox playoff tickets the next day.
But as you can imagine, what a wreck we were
because we had gone clubbing the night before and we
(38:15):
actually ended up on the news in like our heels
and scantily cloud clothing from going out.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
Well, we know it was a long time ago because
the last time he had to buy Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Playoffs, yeah, I was gonna say, we don't get the
playoffs off.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
It's been a lot of years. We had Lisa's son,
Max on and his friend. Lisa had to break it
to the friend that she smashed into his car this morning.
But Max, who is very smart, my boy's wicked smart,
was explaining things like why is it so windy? But
also why is it so misty out?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
So a warm front went through overnight, right, and so
this warm moist air is now being introduced to kind
of a southernly wind. So all that moisture from the
ocean's being stripped off into New England and it's meeting
the cold air that was here over the weekend, and
that warm air is mixed with cold air, condensing the
water drop. What's in the fog?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Got he should be a meteorologist now, Like he doesn't
even have to go to meum meteorology school, Like, just
just get a job now. He's as good as anybody
we know.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Is he going to be a meteorologist, Lise?
Speaker 7 (39:19):
No, no, okay, yeah, no, his interest is in weather.
But then he explained he was going to be majoring
in something.
Speaker 9 (39:25):
In college climax.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Climate physics over my head.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Wow, wow, well you know what. We cover it all
in the Billion Lisa Show.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
So jessic because Simpson is now drinking sperm.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
That story you can find in the Entertainment Report as well,
which we do at six forty every single morning. Get
the entire Billion Lisa Show on the iHeartRadio app right
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Speaker 1 (40:00):
Oh, I'm sorry. Tomorrow morning I was thinking of Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 8 (40:05):
Yeah, he was still thinking about the sperm.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah, yeah, we know he was. Tomorrow we're back.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
The big thing is the double play fly Away is back,
and we'll do it again tomorrow morning at seven ten,
which means you're going to be listening for two songs
back to back by the same artist, and this time
it's huge. You're going four nights, five days, universal studios
for four people, so most likely you can take the
whole family. And that starts again tomorrow morning at seven ten.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
We'll see you. Then.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Oh the mighty mcquinn's back. You see him.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, he's back, But then he's leaving again. This kid's
a world traveler. He just told me that. I said,
welcome home.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
He said, I gotta leave now.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
He went to California, Miami last week and now he's
headed to New York. I want his life.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, I don't know what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Maybe no, you don't know what's going on behind