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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the best avilion Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey guys, good morning, Happy Saturday. It's producer Riley and
we're counting down the top five moments.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Of the week.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We talk about etiquette a lot on this show, specifically
Jim etiquette, but people just don't seem to learn.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Let's kick it off with number five.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Okay, So Lisa had an incident at the gym this week.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I came in yesterday morning. I was talking to Justin
about it and yeah, it happened this weekend. And so
I was running on the treadmill and I was at
a high pace. It was like six point five, you
know finals prom So it's pretty fast, that's quick. And
I was like half an hour forty minutes in have
my you know, air pods, in running, running, running, running, running, focused,
and someone came up to me, a woman and very nice,
(00:46):
but she just stood right in front of the treadmill
and I don't know this person, and she just stood
there and started talking to me. So I had to
take my ear butt out and I was like, Hi,
how are you?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Are you do you want to run in this road race?
I have a chat and you know, I see you
running and I was just like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
A lot of breath.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, I was like okay, I said, yeah, do you
have a card or something? But I was just like
it was nice as she said hello. I don't know
if she kne who I am or who I don't
know anything about. I've never met her before. But I
was just like I said to Justin, I'm like, what
do you think about this? Like it was a little
weird to me, it's I'm sure she's super nice. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah, poor Jim etiquette. It's a flagrant violation.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Yeah, you don't cut into somebody if they're in the
middle of a lift or on their on cardio.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You just wait till they're done.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, you sa it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Happens to you and you're like, you know doing heavy weights.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
Yeah, oh, it's happened before to me. Yeah, that's one
of my biggest thing. If I'm in the middle of
lifting weights, you know, you wait till I'm done.
Speaker 8 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
There are a lot of things you just don't do
in the gym. I'll get another one and I run
into this all the time. If you're in a gym
and it's busy and sometimes you have to wait for
the machine that you've already started working on whatever. It
could be a lat machine, a bench press and whatever,
and you're standing there waiting in the person using the
machine you're still using is on the phone talking and
sitting at the machine and in the way, like, okay,
(02:07):
really do texting. Yeah a put the phone down, finish
the workout and get out of my way.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah are you bench pressing?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You said bench press?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Of course?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Why what's the problem?
Speaker 9 (02:17):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Good, good for you.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
No, that's great when you do Wait a minute, you
just said that, like, well you drop the bench press
bench press?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Like, why we threw that in?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, he's up to forty five pounds.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
You got the whole bar by himself. Its progress. It's
a bigger bar.
Speaker 9 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Another one for me is I was telling Lisa is
the dumbbell rack, Yeah, has the mirrors in front of it, obviously.
Is when people come up when the gym is busy,
even if it's not busy, pick up the dumbbells and
don't move, stand right in front of the mirror to
do their dumbbell curl. Yeah, you gotta step aside and
you're trying to get around them. That's happened a lot recently.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I see that where I go. I have to
ask you a question. You know, the dumbbells. Are you
supposed to wipe them off after your done?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I do?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, yeah, because I never see people wiping them off. Yeah,
and I just didn't know, like, was that like a thing.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, oh, that's another thing. A lot of people will
take the dumbbells and walk over to the other side
of the gym and then leave them leave them yeah,
like half empty.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah, the dumbbells being dirty. They tested them before.
They are filthy because nobody cleans them. I just joined
a new gym and it's it's a beautiful gym. I
love it so much. And that's the owner is big
on that I'm putting your weights away, wiping your machines down,
you know, Jim etiquette, because the other gym's commercial gyms
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just gets out of control.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Also, like the mats that you stretch on, I always
take a cloth and wipe them off too when I'm done.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Well, between the mats and even the bench itself. If
you're benching and there's the bench involved, and the person
before you gets up and there's like a layer of
sweat on the bench and he just walks away.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
And really, dude, it's really disgusting. And and sometimes I
think about what these people, what did their houses look like?
Speaker 10 (04:03):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Boy, this is what they're doing in public.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I don't want to know either.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's crazy.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
I'm a group workout kind of girl, so I do
a lot of classes, and it is a pet peeve
when I hear people having like a full on conversation
during a class. I'm sorry, do you already know what
you were doing here? Because I've been going for a
while now and I still.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Don't have a clue.
Speaker 10 (04:25):
So let's just all use our listening years.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, there was a period of time when I used
to do a lot of spin classes and I got
away from that because it never failed. You always, and
you know who I'm talking about, you always had you
get to the class, right. You always had one or
two people that were there like a half hour before
the class, and they're sitting so that they can get
the front bike, you know, and then during the class
(04:48):
they're like chanting and yelling at the intent or and
everything like yeah, dude, you know, stay home, you know,
just stay home. The grunters are out right, but no,
they feel they need to put on a show because
they think they're faster than you. Yeah you know, I
could stay right with the instructor. Okay, yeah, good for you.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Yeah, I'll go to work, or they'll do if you're
doing a dumbbells or something, they'll grab the ones that
are heavier right in front of you.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So well you must be a real
pain in the acid.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Yeah yeah, you know, I just feel like respect. I
spend a lot of time in the gym. Just have
some respects.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Do you go to the front desk and complain? I
don't complain.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Hey, guys, Happy Saturday, Thanks for spending the morning with us.
While we count down the top five moments of the week,
I'm producer Riley, and let's get right into number four.
Justin said this was a parenting fail. I honestly think
that he just took the l Well.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Yesterday I was at home, you know, sitting on my
couch after work, a little tired, and you know I
have a credit card that I use for pretty much
everything for the miles, yeah, you know, Capital one card,
and so I had logged on to check something. I'm
not good about checking my transactions. I should be better
about that. Yeah, for fraud. Right. Oh, So I open
it up and I'm looking and I see all these
(06:06):
charges on them again. Ok yeah, but this is I
know you might remember last year I gave all my
money away. Yes that was my debit card, but this
is my credit card. So I see all these charges
that are pending, like six of them, and it says.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Xbox, Oh, it's your side.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
So then I'm like, I'm confused, and I start to
scroll down a little bit to cry our transactions, and
it was unbelievable. So now I'm like, my son's in school,
so he plays Xbox obviously, sure, so I call Xbox.
I'm on the phone with them. I'm chatting online trying
to figure it. They're trying to help me. They can't
figure it. I was a whole thing. Turns out he
(06:45):
was my card. I had put on his game for
a ten dollars subscription so he could play like with
his friends. And so that means when he goes to
buy they're called v bucks on Fortnite. Yeah, he he
just was just buying them.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
How much were you talking here?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
I really don't want to say.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Say it was it like a thousand dollars around them?
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's parenting is not?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Are going to reverse some of the charges?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
They will not? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Wow, you know I never used to.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Here's the best?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
But can I just best part? Okay, So it's my I.
I talked to my son. I didn't yell at him.
I didn't say he was in trouble. I should have
known better he didn't. I mean when he when he
goes to buy them, it doesn't say like, here's your card.
Automatically you press the button and boom, you know. So
when he got home, I explained that to him and
he was very understanding, and he was like, I'm sorry,
(07:40):
I'm sorry, and he goes, hold on a second, Dad,
I'm gonna make this right. And he walks into the
other room and comes back with his wallet that he has,
and he opens his wallet and he takes out the
two dollars and he.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Goes, here, Dad, that he gave you everything he had.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
So it's just a warning for parents out there if
they play video games, don't have your card on there.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, the same thing happened to us alone. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Also, I had to check your transactions because last year
I never really looked at transactions a lot, and last
year I happened to look, and I think it was
my MX card and there were like thirty to forty
Uber chargers in a row, like like a string of
Uber chargers, thousands of dollars and it wasn't me, and
it was all in San Francisco, and I'm like, I
guess that must be where they're offering. And you know,
(08:32):
I called. All I did was call AMEX. Luckily it
was the NX card and they wiped it out. That's
the good news. But the bad news I saw it
on my credit report. So I still got hit on
my credit report because of Uber falsely or like crookedly
charging me.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Can I give you to a tip?
Speaker 11 (08:50):
You guys can on the apps that you have, have
them notify you and it's a charge. So I have
an Airmax card that's for my Delta. Could I have
a Delta card and every time I make a purchase,
I get a little notification with the personages and for
how much more?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
What you see? That's a good to use my card
for everything?
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Yeah, but I mean it's worth it for the times
that you're like with the able, then you could have
caught that a month ago, you.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Know, yeah, b bucks fortnite.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Thousand, thousand, evens, there was.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
It was around there. It was, you know, twenty five dollars.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
It was averaging about one hundred dollars the day, a day,
going back several days.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh god, well, I'm glad you caught it.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Luckily I looked. So that's the PSA for today. Make
sure you check your transfer.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Did you pull the plug on it?
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Yeah? I took my card off and he was very
understanding of that.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (09:37):
You know, well it seems like he did the I
mean for eight liked him trying to give you his
two dollars and being apologetic.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
That's a win.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Yes, yeah, he was. He was very understanding and he
could see that I was upset.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's an expensive win as a parent.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
But it's a win.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Did you keep the two bucks?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I gave him the two buckst good dad.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
When Billy gives you a shout out on air, you
better give us a call.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Hey guys, it's producer Riley from Billy and Lisa in
the Morning, and this is the number three moment.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Billy wanted the.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Guy who caught the two fly balls at the Red
Sox to give us a call, and wouldn't you know,
Colin called in ripped.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
But file man the decade into the seats, fast look out.
This is so terrific place catch it. That's his second ones. Yeah,
oh he does have two. Have a night here you go.
Get a good look in the blue jacket right there, and.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
We have a breaking weird story because the man in
the blue jacket is on the phone right now. Good
morning Colin, Good morning Billy, How are you good? Is
this really you? Were you really the guy in the
blue jacket out at Fenway last night?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I have the hyper extended left thumb.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
To prove I was gonna say these were a line
drives coming off the bat down the third base line right.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Well, the first one is a little bit of a
pop up, so that was easy work. But the second
one I had to pay attention.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Now, are you some sort of a triple A or
professional baseball player?
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Like?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Where did you get these hands?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
You know? I definitely am on my company's softball team.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Is that the log ball? The moonball? Softball?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (11:13):
The ethish there you go?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh my god? So okay, so walk us through it.
The first one, pop fly.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah, first one is pop fly. We bring our gloves
to every game because I noticed that the professional baseball
players use gloves, so I figured it might help. And
just I thought it was gonna totally go over my head.
So I just threw my hand up there sell something
and like, oh look, I came down with it. So
the first one pop like easy work, very cool. I've
never caught a foul ball before, right.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
And most people haven't. Yeah, but you didn't bring baseball gloves.
You had regular gloves because it was so cold out
of fenware, right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I had to kind of shove them in there because
it was it was a little chili, not as bad
as yesterday or the day before, but it's still pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
I think I need to like give you a number
or something to alex Cora. I mean, yeah, they can
probably use out there.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
You could, that'd be great. I keep telling them, you know,
I'm ready, just bring me up. I can fill in
just kind of platune with the guys for a bit,
but they haven't responded to any of my emails, so
so get me in there, that'd be great.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
How did you hear that we were looking for you.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
My sister texted me, so, hi, Susan, if you're listening,
thanks to Yeah, oh so go ahead. No, she texted
to say she she had a couple of friends that
said that they were talking about you on the radio.
I made the MLB Reels page, which is probably like
peak athletic moments of my life. Made it to the internet,
(12:36):
which is really great. So yeah, I've got a lot
of text from friends that have said, like, I've been
to two hundred games and I've got like one foul ball.
How did you end up two in one game?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Okay, so Colin, you made the MLB Reels, but now
you've made the big time. You're on the billion in
least in the morning show. Okay, I'm just show this
is it.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I was like, I haven't truly peaked until I'm talking
to billions.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Wow, it's already almost four hundred thousand views on the
MLB video.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
So are you getting a lot of calls from everybody?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
A lot of a lot of texts, a lot of
a lot of congratulations on the nice catch? So yeah,
I'm definitely hearing from folks.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
You'll probably get a call or somebody will reach out
to you from fenway from the Red Sox management. Maybe
they want to invite you to a free game or something.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Hey, I'm all about it. We've got season tickets, so
we're there all the time. I'm pretty easy to reach.
They know where to find me.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
So you're the one, well the season ticket to one.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
My wife is the one with season tickets, and she
is nice enough to bring me to every game.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Okay, so you're wife. What's your name?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
My wife's name is Julie.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Shout outs to Julie. So Julie is the Socks fan.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
We're both Socks fans. She's the one who took the
initiative to actually get us, get us tickets and get
us hyped up. She's the one in the Sox hat
next to me in the video.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
So what was her first comment when you caught the
second foul ball in one game?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I don't think I can repeat that on aircon Okay.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Well, Colin, we're so glad we got you on the show.
We've been trying since like six o'clock this morning.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
This is a big night for me.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, but congratulations. I don't know what you do with
this fame, but at least you're famous for this morning.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
You know what, I'm just gonna enjoy it while I can.
I'll wait for my text for malex Cora, and I'll
just try to enjoy this.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
You around four hundred thou hits on there. It is Colin,
the guy that caught two file balls last night. On
The Billy and Lisa Morning Show the very next morning.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Hey guys, welcome back to the Top five Moments of
the week. I'm producer Riley and Ed Sharon sparked a
topic time for us this week most embarrassing moment, and
Billy shared something I don't think anybody needed to know.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
This is number two.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
I was playing a city in Europe.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
This is like twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, and my best
mate was out with his mom and his sister and
we sort of started drink king espresso, not espresso what
they call cafe petin Oh yeah. And then I went
to bed and I got up in the middle of
the night to have a pee, and I was sleeping naked,
and I walked out to have a pee and then
(15:13):
I hear a door close and open my eyes and
I'm in the corridor, naked, no key. It's like four am,
and I'm like, oh, my.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
God, what am I going to do?
Speaker 14 (15:24):
And I'm kind of looking around and as I look around,
it's like CCTV, CCTV, and I'm like, oooh, this is
not good. And there was like room someone had had
room service, and I went to go and get the
napkin and I put the napkin on, clicked the lift,
went down to the lobby. Bear in mind, it's like
four am. There's like people working in the hotel, and
I'll just kind of walk with this thing. And I
(15:44):
was like, please can you and please can you not
tell anyone about this? In my security guard went to
go and wipe all the CCC. Well, he told me
he wiped it. He might might have kept it for blackmail.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Yeah. I think that's the most embarrassing thing that I've
ever done.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
This friend still has it.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's a good start.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
But the espresso martini with tequila, by the way, hot tip,
It's delicious, but it does things to you.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Can you just picture Ed Sharon with the tablecloth? Yeah,
he wrapped around his waist coming out of the elevator
into the lobby.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Oh okay, So, Lisa, your most embarrassing things, I guess
one so many?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
So I'll tell you one. This happened like ten years ago.
I was driving in a small town in Massachusetts and
for some reason i ran It was like there was
like a police detail around, like a construction site, and
I ran over one of the orange cones by accident.
So the police officer on duty flagged me down and
he's like pull over. He's screaming at me, like screaming.
(16:43):
He goes get out of the car, and I want
you to pull the cone from underneath your car and
put it back to where it's supposed to be. So
he's like, crawl underneath the car and get it.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I was so mortified.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I mean I was like on my hands and knee
trying to you know, because it was under the car,
it was hard to get out. And then he made
me walk it over, shear the site job and place
it down. I was everyone and there was like a
line of traffic and everyone's watching me do it. It
was the most mortifying thing that's ever happened.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
It's a lawsuit to me.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Liz underneath the car to get it, Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Crawling on her hands and knees like a dog. Yeah, okay,
I've got one. I may have told this once on
the show some time ago. But I was driving home
from of course the South Shore, maybe the Cape, and
uh really really had to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh I remember this story.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Like, you know, one of those ones where it's so
bad and you're in traffic. Yeah, right, so bad you
have to keep squirming in your seat while you're driving
because you're afraid it's just going to just explode.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
The turtle was coming out of the show.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
God, you have no idea how bad it was, getting
that pain right for your abdomen. So finally I got
to an exit. It was the exit off of one
twenty eight over and need him where that Marriott hotel is?
I said, oh, no, there's a hotel. I get when
I finally get to that exit, and I didn't even
know if i'd make it. So I finally get to
the exit and I get off the exit and I
pull into the parking lot at the hotel. I had
(18:17):
to go so bad. I couldn't get out of my
seat in the car right like, I'm trying to squirm
and you know, I was squeezing my.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Where did you go?
Speaker 8 (18:30):
I couldn't walk even walked to the hotel. So I
basically opened the door to the car and just pumped
in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's pretty amrasing.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
And for weeks all I worried about was whether or
not somebody caught me on cell phone video.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
You dropped a steamer in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
How'd you get your pants down?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I got him down? And then what's worse is then
I had to like squirm my way into the hotel
to go to the restroom and you had to wash up.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeahah, oh boy, wow, and you're so ocd not to happen.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I was freaked out, Like, I mean, so you've been
there so bad? I was sweating.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Was it date daylight? Oh broad daylights?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Did you take a peek around to see?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
If not before I didn't have time to even peak.
It was after him, like, oh man, where am I?
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Man?
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (19:32):
That was a two good ones, Billy in the parking
lot and Lisa.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
All Right, we're already at the number one moment.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I'm producer Riley from Billy and Lisa in the Morning,
and this edge sheeran topic time of the most embarrassing
moments you've ever had, sparked so many crazy calls and
talk back.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
So let's just get right into it.
Speaker 15 (19:53):
I was just telling my co workers the story the
other day. About twenty years ago I worked in the
medical field. I went to call a peace then I
opened up the door. He was the most handsome patient
we've ever had. God, I still remember him. And I
looked and as I was about to call his name,
I sneezed and simultaneously did the loudest shock is fart.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
You've ever heard.
Speaker 15 (20:16):
The waiting and just looked at me. I turned around,
closed the door, and someone else had to call him in.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Oh boy, oh, a handsome guy in the hospital and Johnny,
I bet he still talks about it.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Okay, So most emarrassing thing that happened to me was
I was going to the bathroom on an antract train
and you know how they don't have the closing doors
they have like the big sliding door. Well, for some reason,
the sliding door quickly opened when we hit like a bump,
and I'm pretty sure somebody was waiting there to go
to the bathroom, and I just bare cheeks got up
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and closed the door.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Oh boy, oh oh. We have an anonymous on the phone,
which means it's a good story. Okay, Anonymous, your most
embarrassing moment ago oh gone?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Oh oh, honestly, I saw it.
Speaker 11 (21:09):
It was the credit card guard to nine.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Okay, this is the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. Anonymous
callers can never drop. They have to hang on the
line once you call in and commit as anonymous. But
we'll take most stories. Your most embarrassing moment. Now we
have Ali on the phone. Good morning, Ali, give us
your story.
Speaker 13 (21:29):
Hi, good morning. I was on vacation with my family
and getting ready. My daughter let herself out of the
hotel room. She was probably three. I ran after her.
I was completely topless my underwear, walked myself out of
the hotel room, used her as the shield, and had
(21:50):
to basically go down to the lobby to get myself
a key for my room.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh how far was the lobby.
Speaker 13 (22:00):
Like sway floors on an elevator.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Did anybody get on the elevator?
Speaker 13 (22:07):
No, but plenty of people saw me in the lobby.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Yeah, oh boy, there's a problem there.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
My daughter was very cute, so she was.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
A good distraction.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, okay, pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Let's go to Sarah next. Sarah, what's your story?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Hi?
Speaker 16 (22:23):
So I went to maths art and I'm a teacher.
I was talking with another teacher who went to math
art as well, and I go, oh, my god, did
you see that new dorm building they made the treehouse.
Speaker 17 (22:35):
That is the ugliest building.
Speaker 16 (22:38):
And she looked at me and she goes, I helped
design that though.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
Oh yeah, sometimes your so what did you say?
Speaker 16 (22:49):
I tried to backtrack so fast. I was like, oh,
you know, guy, it's just the colors on it. At
least you like I just wanted to die. I wanted
to die.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Wow, that's a good one too. We got some good
ones coming in. Go ahead.
Speaker 18 (23:02):
Yes, this is probably my most embarrassing moment. I was
in Cleveland watching the Indians game baseball game, and Coca
Crisp hit a foul ball and hit me in the chest.
The ball landed in my lap. The entire game stopped.
Everyone looked at me. They put my face on the
jumbo tron, and the EMTs came down to.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
See if I was all right.
Speaker 18 (23:26):
It was probably my most embarrassing that's ever happened to me.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Sounds like it were you okay?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
I think she's okay.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Coco Chris, what a throwback.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I great, great name too.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Oh yeah, and a fan fave. Was awesome. Yeah, let's
go to Christina and Bridgewater. Go ahead, Christina your most
embarrassing moment.
Speaker 19 (23:50):
Hey, good morning, guys, been long left there.
Speaker 20 (23:52):
I love you guys.
Speaker 19 (23:53):
I actually had car trouble making a lot of noise,
and I'm like, what is this, you know, I don't
know going on? So new were CRV. I'm like, don't know,
go to the mechanic. He pulls open my gloss compartment
and I had all my you know, personal feminine products
dashed in there, and they were in the fans. They
(24:14):
were the car creating like a noise like.
Speaker 21 (24:17):
Oh, I got you was not you know, all inside
the fan tearing up my inside of my car and
making this huge rattling no it's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Were they toys?
Speaker 20 (24:29):
No?
Speaker 19 (24:30):
No, no, no, no personal hygiene products?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Okay, yeah, good one. Anonymous is back. Okay, Anonymous, let's go.
Let's go, Hi Billy.
Speaker 17 (24:44):
This is my like one of the most one of
my most embarrassing, like vacation things. I was over in
Italy last year and I was in Gucci and I
picked up a couple bags from myself and a couple
pair of sunglasses, so you know, the lad the salesperson's like, oh,
sit down, they're pouring me spackling wine. They're giving me
a car ride back to my hotel. Blah blah blah.
(25:07):
You know, the show was closed, you know, it was closing.
So I get a call and she says, oh, your
credit card's not going through.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I says, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You know?
Speaker 17 (25:15):
So I went up to the credit card people, you know,
in the store, and one of the bags I picked
out was not thirty five, you know, one hundred dollars.
It was thirty five thousand year rows. Okay, So I
was like going back. I'm like, oh my god, and
she's like, you know, then.
Speaker 16 (25:32):
The salesperson, I says like, I can't get this one.
Speaker 17 (25:35):
You know, it's like it was like thirty six thousand dollars.
And she's like, oh, but there's only two of them.
Look at and she's showing me her iPad. One is
in London and one is there. I'm like, I don't
care where it's from. So I didn't get a cab
back to my hotel, but I did get wine, and
I got my other bag and two pairs of sunglasses.
But that was pretty embassaed.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Look at you girlfriend multiple buys in the Gucci shop
in Italy. Let's go to Mathoin. What meth down from Marvelhead?
Her name is from Marlborough. I don't know. Okay, Hi,
what's your name?
Speaker 20 (26:11):
Mattoon from Marlborough?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Your name is meths Owan. I thought, Hey, what's up Mathon?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
I was in methuon yesterday.
Speaker 20 (26:24):
Awesome, You'll never forget me. Then it is a story.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Boy.
Speaker 20 (26:28):
Five six years ago, I was dating this gull who
was a Funamlian and I went to Marianna Rivera's house
and basically was talking to him. He was asking him,
he was asking me what I do and I asked
him what he was doing.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Oh who, what do you do?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
That's going to do it for the top five moments
of the week. Again. I'm producer Riley. Thanks for hanging
in with us.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
And on Monday we're starting something new, Kiss Cars and Concerts.
All the details are going to be given to you
at seven ten or check out the pin post on
the Kiss one Away Instagram.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Have good one guys,
It's the best avilion Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey guys, good morning, Happy Saturday. It's producer Riley and
we're counting down the top five moments.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Of the week.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We talk about etiquette a lot on this show, specifically
Jim etiquette, but people just don't seem to learn.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Let's kick it off with number five.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Okay, So Lisa had an incident at the gym this week.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I came in yesterday morning. I was talking to Justin
about it and yeah, it happened this weekend. And so
I was running on the treadmill and I was at
a high pace. It was like six point five, you
know finals prom So it's pretty fast, that's quick. And
I was like half an hour forty minutes in have
my you know, air pods, in running, running, running, running, running, focused,
and someone came up to me, a woman and very nice,
(00:46):
but she just stood right in front of the treadmill
and I don't know this person, and she just stood
there and started talking to me. So I had to
take my ear butt out and I was like, Hi,
how are you?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Are you do you want to run in this road race?
I have a chat and you know, I see you
running and I was just like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
A lot of breath.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, I was like okay, I said, yeah, do you
have a card or something? But I was just like
it was nice as she said hello. I don't know
if she kne who I am or who I don't
know anything about. I've never met her before. But I
was just like I said to Justin, I'm like, what
do you think about this? Like it was a little
weird to me, it's I'm sure she's super nice. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah, poor Jim etiquette. It's a flagrant violation.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Yeah, you don't cut into somebody if they're in the
middle of a lift or on their on cardio.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You just wait till they're done.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, you sa it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Happens to you and you're like, you know doing heavy weights.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
Yeah, oh, it's happened before to me. Yeah, that's one
of my biggest thing. If I'm in the middle of
lifting weights, you know, you wait till I'm done.
Speaker 8 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
There are a lot of things you just don't do
in the gym. I'll get another one and I run
into this all the time. If you're in a gym
and it's busy and sometimes you have to wait for
the machine that you've already started working on whatever. It
could be a lat machine, a bench press and whatever,
and you're standing there waiting in the person using the
machine you're still using is on the phone talking and
sitting at the machine and in the way, like, okay,
(02:07):
really do texting. Yeah a put the phone down, finish
the workout and get out of my way.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah are you bench pressing?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You said bench press?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Of course?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Why what's the problem?
Speaker 9 (02:17):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Good, good for you.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
No, that's great when you do Wait a minute, you
just said that, like, well you drop the bench press
bench press?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Like, why we threw that in?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, he's up to forty five pounds.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
You got the whole bar by himself. Its progress. It's
a bigger bar.
Speaker 9 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Another one for me is I was telling Lisa is
the dumbbell rack, Yeah, has the mirrors in front of it, obviously.
Is when people come up when the gym is busy,
even if it's not busy, pick up the dumbbells and
don't move, stand right in front of the mirror to
do their dumbbell curl. Yeah, you gotta step aside and
you're trying to get around them. That's happened a lot recently.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I see that where I go. I have to
ask you a question. You know, the dumbbells. Are you
supposed to wipe them off after your done?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I do?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, yeah, because I never see people wiping them off. Yeah,
and I just didn't know, like, was that like a thing.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, oh, that's another thing. A lot of people will
take the dumbbells and walk over to the other side
of the gym and then leave them leave them yeah,
like half empty.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah, the dumbbells being dirty. They tested them before.
They are filthy because nobody cleans them. I just joined
a new gym and it's it's a beautiful gym. I
love it so much. And that's the owner is big
on that I'm putting your weights away, wiping your machines down,
you know, Jim etiquette, because the other gym's commercial gyms
(03:37):
just gets out of control.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Also, like the mats that you stretch on, I always
take a cloth and wipe them off too when I'm done.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Well, between the mats and even the bench itself. If
you're benching and there's the bench involved, and the person
before you gets up and there's like a layer of
sweat on the bench and he just walks away.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
And really, dude, it's really disgusting. And and sometimes I
think about what these people, what did their houses look like?
Speaker 10 (04:03):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Boy, this is what they're doing in public.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I don't want to know either.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's crazy.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
I'm a group workout kind of girl, so I do
a lot of classes, and it is a pet peeve
when I hear people having like a full on conversation
during a class. I'm sorry, do you already know what
you were doing here? Because I've been going for a
while now and I still.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Don't have a clue.
Speaker 10 (04:25):
So let's just all use our listening years.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, there was a period of time when I used
to do a lot of spin classes and I got
away from that because it never failed. You always, and
you know who I'm talking about, you always had you
get to the class, right. You always had one or
two people that were there like a half hour before
the class, and they're sitting so that they can get
the front bike, you know, and then during the class
(04:48):
they're like chanting and yelling at the intent or and
everything like yeah, dude, you know, stay home, you know,
just stay home. The grunters are out right, but no,
they feel they need to put on a show because
they think they're faster than you. Yeah you know, I
could stay right with the instructor. Okay, yeah, good for you.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Yeah, I'll go to work, or they'll do if you're
doing a dumbbells or something, they'll grab the ones that
are heavier right in front of you.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So well you must be a real
pain in the acid.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Yeah yeah, you know, I just feel like respect. I
spend a lot of time in the gym. Just have
some respects.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Do you go to the front desk and complain? I
don't complain.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Hey, guys, Happy Saturday, Thanks for spending the morning with us.
While we count down the top five moments of the week,
I'm producer Riley, and let's get right into number four.
Justin said this was a parenting fail. I honestly think
that he just took the l Well.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Yesterday I was at home, you know, sitting on my
couch after work, a little tired, and you know I
have a credit card that I use for pretty much
everything for the miles, yeah, you know, Capital one card,
and so I had logged on to check something. I'm
not good about checking my transactions. I should be better
about that. Yeah, for fraud. Right. Oh, So I open
it up and I'm looking and I see all these
(06:06):
charges on them again. Ok yeah, but this is I
know you might remember last year I gave all my
money away. Yes that was my debit card, but this
is my credit card. So I see all these charges
that are pending, like six of them, and it says.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Xbox, Oh, it's your side.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
So then I'm like, I'm confused, and I start to
scroll down a little bit to cry our transactions, and
it was unbelievable. So now I'm like, my son's in school,
so he plays Xbox obviously, sure, so I call Xbox.
I'm on the phone with them. I'm chatting online trying
to figure it. They're trying to help me. They can't
figure it. I was a whole thing. Turns out he
(06:45):
was my card. I had put on his game for
a ten dollars subscription so he could play like with
his friends. And so that means when he goes to
buy they're called v bucks on Fortnite. Yeah, he he
just was just buying them.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
How much were you talking here?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
I really don't want to say.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Say it was it like a thousand dollars around them?
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's parenting is not?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Are going to reverse some of the charges?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
They will not? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Wow, you know I never used to.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Here's the best?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
But can I just best part? Okay, So it's my I.
I talked to my son. I didn't yell at him.
I didn't say he was in trouble. I should have
known better he didn't. I mean when he when he
goes to buy them, it doesn't say like, here's your card.
Automatically you press the button and boom, you know. So
when he got home, I explained that to him and
he was very understanding, and he was like, I'm sorry,
(07:40):
I'm sorry, and he goes, hold on a second, Dad,
I'm gonna make this right. And he walks into the
other room and comes back with his wallet that he has,
and he opens his wallet and he takes out the
two dollars and he.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Goes, here, Dad, that he gave you everything he had.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
So it's just a warning for parents out there if
they play video games, don't have your card on there.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, the same thing happened to us alone. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Also, I had to check your transactions because last year
I never really looked at transactions a lot, and last
year I happened to look, and I think it was
my MX card and there were like thirty to forty
Uber chargers in a row, like like a string of
Uber chargers, thousands of dollars and it wasn't me, and
it was all in San Francisco, and I'm like, I
guess that must be where they're offering. And you know,
(08:32):
I called. All I did was call AMEX. Luckily it
was the NX card and they wiped it out. That's
the good news. But the bad news I saw it
on my credit report. So I still got hit on
my credit report because of Uber falsely or like crookedly
charging me.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Can I give you to a tip?
Speaker 11 (08:50):
You guys can on the apps that you have, have
them notify you and it's a charge. So I have
an Airmax card that's for my Delta. Could I have
a Delta card and every time I make a purchase,
I get a little notification with the personages and for
how much more?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
What you see? That's a good to use my card
for everything?
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Yeah, but I mean it's worth it for the times
that you're like with the able, then you could have
caught that a month ago, you.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Know, yeah, b bucks fortnite.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Thousand, thousand, evens, there was.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
It was around there. It was, you know, twenty five dollars.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
It was averaging about one hundred dollars the day, a day,
going back several days.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh god, well, I'm glad you caught it.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Luckily I looked. So that's the PSA for today. Make
sure you check your transfer.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Did you pull the plug on it?
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Yeah? I took my card off and he was very
understanding of that.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (09:37):
You know, well it seems like he did the I
mean for eight liked him trying to give you his
two dollars and being apologetic.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
That's a win.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Yes, yeah, he was. He was very understanding and he
could see that I was upset.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's an expensive win as a parent.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
But it's a win.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Did you keep the two bucks?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I gave him the two buckst good dad.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
When Billy gives you a shout out on air, you
better give us a call.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Hey guys, it's producer Riley from Billy and Lisa in
the Morning, and this is the number three moment.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Billy wanted the.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Guy who caught the two fly balls at the Red
Sox to give us a call, and wouldn't you know,
Colin called in ripped.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
But file man the decade into the seats, fast look out.
This is so terrific place catch it. That's his second ones. Yeah,
oh he does have two. Have a night here you go.
Get a good look in the blue jacket right there, and.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
We have a breaking weird story because the man in
the blue jacket is on the phone right now. Good
morning Colin, Good morning Billy, How are you good? Is
this really you? Were you really the guy in the
blue jacket out at Fenway last night?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I have the hyper extended left thumb.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
To prove I was gonna say these were a line
drives coming off the bat down the third base line right.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Well, the first one is a little bit of a
pop up, so that was easy work. But the second
one I had to pay attention.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Now, are you some sort of a triple A or
professional baseball player?
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Like?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Where did you get these hands?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
You know? I definitely am on my company's softball team.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Is that the log ball? The moonball? Softball?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (11:13):
The ethish there you go?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh my god? So okay, so walk us through it.
The first one, pop fly.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah, first one is pop fly. We bring our gloves
to every game because I noticed that the professional baseball
players use gloves, so I figured it might help. And
just I thought it was gonna totally go over my head.
So I just threw my hand up there sell something
and like, oh look, I came down with it. So
the first one pop like easy work, very cool. I've
never caught a foul ball before, right.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
And most people haven't. Yeah, but you didn't bring baseball gloves.
You had regular gloves because it was so cold out
of fenware, right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I had to kind of shove them in there because
it was it was a little chili, not as bad
as yesterday or the day before, but it's still pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
I think I need to like give you a number
or something to alex Cora. I mean, yeah, they can
probably use out there.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
You could, that'd be great. I keep telling them, you know,
I'm ready, just bring me up. I can fill in
just kind of platune with the guys for a bit,
but they haven't responded to any of my emails, so
so get me in there, that'd be great.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
How did you hear that we were looking for you.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
My sister texted me, so, hi, Susan, if you're listening,
thanks to Yeah, oh so go ahead. No, she texted
to say she she had a couple of friends that
said that they were talking about you on the radio.
I made the MLB Reels page, which is probably like
peak athletic moments of my life. Made it to the internet,
(12:36):
which is really great. So yeah, I've got a lot
of text from friends that have said, like, I've been
to two hundred games and I've got like one foul ball.
How did you end up two in one game?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Okay, so Colin, you made the MLB Reels, but now
you've made the big time. You're on the billion in
least in the morning show. Okay, I'm just show this
is it.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I was like, I haven't truly peaked until I'm talking
to billions.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Wow, it's already almost four hundred thousand views on the
MLB video.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
So are you getting a lot of calls from everybody?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
A lot of a lot of texts, a lot of
a lot of congratulations on the nice catch? So yeah,
I'm definitely hearing from folks.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
You'll probably get a call or somebody will reach out
to you from fenway from the Red Sox management. Maybe
they want to invite you to a free game or something.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Hey, I'm all about it. We've got season tickets, so
we're there all the time. I'm pretty easy to reach.
They know where to find me.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
So you're the one, well the season ticket to one.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
My wife is the one with season tickets, and she
is nice enough to bring me to every game.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Okay, so you're wife. What's your name?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
My wife's name is Julie.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Shout outs to Julie. So Julie is the Socks fan.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
We're both Socks fans. She's the one who took the
initiative to actually get us, get us tickets and get
us hyped up. She's the one in the Sox hat
next to me in the video.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
So what was her first comment when you caught the
second foul ball in one game?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I don't think I can repeat that on aircon Okay.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Well, Colin, we're so glad we got you on the show.
We've been trying since like six o'clock this morning.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
This is a big night for me.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, but congratulations. I don't know what you do with
this fame, but at least you're famous for this morning.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
You know what, I'm just gonna enjoy it while I can.
I'll wait for my text for malex Cora, and I'll
just try to enjoy this.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
You around four hundred thou hits on there. It is Colin,
the guy that caught two file balls last night. On
The Billy and Lisa Morning Show the very next morning.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Hey guys, welcome back to the Top five Moments of
the week. I'm producer Riley and Ed Sharon sparked a
topic time for us this week most embarrassing moment, and
Billy shared something I don't think anybody needed to know.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
This is number two.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
I was playing a city in Europe.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
This is like twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, and my best
mate was out with his mom and his sister and
we sort of started drink king espresso, not espresso what
they call cafe petin Oh yeah. And then I went
to bed and I got up in the middle of
the night to have a pee, and I was sleeping naked,
and I walked out to have a pee and then
(15:13):
I hear a door close and open my eyes and
I'm in the corridor, naked, no key. It's like four am,
and I'm like, oh, my.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
God, what am I going to do?
Speaker 14 (15:24):
And I'm kind of looking around and as I look around,
it's like CCTV, CCTV, and I'm like, oooh, this is
not good. And there was like room someone had had
room service, and I went to go and get the
napkin and I put the napkin on, clicked the lift,
went down to the lobby. Bear in mind, it's like
four am. There's like people working in the hotel, and
I'll just kind of walk with this thing. And I
(15:44):
was like, please can you and please can you not
tell anyone about this? In my security guard went to
go and wipe all the CCC. Well, he told me
he wiped it. He might might have kept it for blackmail.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Yeah. I think that's the most embarrassing thing that I've
ever done.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
This friend still has it.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's a good start.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
But the espresso martini with tequila, by the way, hot tip,
It's delicious, but it does things to you.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Can you just picture Ed Sharon with the tablecloth? Yeah,
he wrapped around his waist coming out of the elevator
into the lobby.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Oh okay, So, Lisa, your most embarrassing things, I guess
one so many?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
So I'll tell you one. This happened like ten years ago.
I was driving in a small town in Massachusetts and
for some reason i ran It was like there was
like a police detail around, like a construction site, and
I ran over one of the orange cones by accident.
So the police officer on duty flagged me down and
he's like pull over. He's screaming at me, like screaming.
(16:43):
He goes get out of the car, and I want
you to pull the cone from underneath your car and
put it back to where it's supposed to be. So
he's like, crawl underneath the car and get it.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I was so mortified.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I mean I was like on my hands and knee
trying to you know, because it was under the car,
it was hard to get out. And then he made
me walk it over, shear the site job and place
it down. I was everyone and there was like a
line of traffic and everyone's watching me do it. It
was the most mortifying thing that's ever happened.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
It's a lawsuit to me.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Liz underneath the car to get it, Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Crawling on her hands and knees like a dog. Yeah, okay,
I've got one. I may have told this once on
the show some time ago. But I was driving home
from of course the South Shore, maybe the Cape, and
uh really really had to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh I remember this story.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Like, you know, one of those ones where it's so
bad and you're in traffic. Yeah, right, so bad you
have to keep squirming in your seat while you're driving
because you're afraid it's just going to just explode.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
The turtle was coming out of the show.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
God, you have no idea how bad it was, getting
that pain right for your abdomen. So finally I got
to an exit. It was the exit off of one
twenty eight over and need him where that Marriott hotel is?
I said, oh, no, there's a hotel. I get when
I finally get to that exit, and I didn't even
know if i'd make it. So I finally get to
the exit and I get off the exit and I
pull into the parking lot at the hotel. I had
(18:17):
to go so bad. I couldn't get out of my
seat in the car right like, I'm trying to squirm
and you know, I was squeezing my.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Where did you go?
Speaker 8 (18:30):
I couldn't walk even walked to the hotel. So I
basically opened the door to the car and just pumped
in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's pretty amrasing.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
And for weeks all I worried about was whether or
not somebody caught me on cell phone video.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
You dropped a steamer in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
How'd you get your pants down?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I got him down? And then what's worse is then
I had to like squirm my way into the hotel
to go to the restroom and you had to wash up.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeahah, oh boy, wow, and you're so ocd not to happen.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I was freaked out, Like, I mean, so you've been
there so bad? I was sweating.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Was it date daylight? Oh broad daylights?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Did you take a peek around to see?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
If not before I didn't have time to even peak.
It was after him, like, oh man, where am I?
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Man?
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (19:32):
That was a two good ones, Billy in the parking
lot and Lisa.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
All Right, we're already at the number one moment.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I'm producer Riley from Billy and Lisa in the Morning,
and this edge sheeran topic time of the most embarrassing
moments you've ever had, sparked so many crazy calls and
talk back.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
So let's just get right into it.
Speaker 15 (19:53):
I was just telling my co workers the story the
other day. About twenty years ago I worked in the
medical field. I went to call a peace then I
opened up the door. He was the most handsome patient
we've ever had. God, I still remember him. And I
looked and as I was about to call his name,
I sneezed and simultaneously did the loudest shock is fart.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
You've ever heard.
Speaker 15 (20:16):
The waiting and just looked at me. I turned around,
closed the door, and someone else had to call him in.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
Oh boy, oh, a handsome guy in the hospital and Johnny,
I bet he still talks about it.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Okay, So most emarrassing thing that happened to me was
I was going to the bathroom on an antract train
and you know how they don't have the closing doors
they have like the big sliding door. Well, for some reason,
the sliding door quickly opened when we hit like a bump,
and I'm pretty sure somebody was waiting there to go
to the bathroom, and I just bare cheeks got up
(20:50):
and closed the door.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Oh boy, oh oh. We have an anonymous on the phone,
which means it's a good story. Okay, Anonymous, your most
embarrassing moment ago oh gone?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Oh oh, honestly, I saw it.
Speaker 11 (21:09):
It was the credit card guard to nine.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Okay, this is the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. Anonymous
callers can never drop. They have to hang on the
line once you call in and commit as anonymous. But
we'll take most stories. Your most embarrassing moment. Now we
have Ali on the phone. Good morning, Ali, give us
your story.
Speaker 13 (21:29):
Hi, good morning. I was on vacation with my family
and getting ready. My daughter let herself out of the
hotel room. She was probably three. I ran after her.
I was completely topless my underwear, walked myself out of
the hotel room, used her as the shield, and had
(21:50):
to basically go down to the lobby to get myself
a key for my room.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh how far was the lobby.
Speaker 13 (22:00):
Like sway floors on an elevator.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Did anybody get on the elevator?
Speaker 13 (22:07):
No, but plenty of people saw me in the lobby.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Yeah, oh boy, there's a problem there.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
My daughter was very cute, so she was.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
A good distraction.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, okay, pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Let's go to Sarah next. Sarah, what's your story?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Hi?
Speaker 16 (22:23):
So I went to maths art and I'm a teacher.
I was talking with another teacher who went to math
art as well, and I go, oh, my god, did
you see that new dorm building they made the treehouse.
Speaker 17 (22:35):
That is the ugliest building.
Speaker 16 (22:38):
And she looked at me and she goes, I helped
design that though.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
Oh yeah, sometimes your so what did you say?
Speaker 16 (22:49):
I tried to backtrack so fast. I was like, oh,
you know, guy, it's just the colors on it. At
least you like I just wanted to die. I wanted
to die.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Wow, that's a good one too. We got some good
ones coming in. Go ahead.
Speaker 18 (23:02):
Yes, this is probably my most embarrassing moment. I was
in Cleveland watching the Indians game baseball game, and Coca
Crisp hit a foul ball and hit me in the chest.
The ball landed in my lap. The entire game stopped.
Everyone looked at me. They put my face on the
jumbo tron, and the EMTs came down to.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
See if I was all right.
Speaker 18 (23:26):
It was probably my most embarrassing that's ever happened to me.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Sounds like it were you okay?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
I think she's okay.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Coco Chris, what a throwback.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I great, great name too.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Oh yeah, and a fan fave. Was awesome. Yeah, let's
go to Christina and Bridgewater. Go ahead, Christina your most
embarrassing moment.
Speaker 19 (23:50):
Hey, good morning, guys, been long left there.
Speaker 20 (23:52):
I love you guys.
Speaker 19 (23:53):
I actually had car trouble making a lot of noise,
and I'm like, what is this, you know, I don't
know going on? So new were CRV. I'm like, don't know,
go to the mechanic. He pulls open my gloss compartment
and I had all my you know, personal feminine products
dashed in there, and they were in the fans. They
(24:14):
were the car creating like a noise like.
Speaker 21 (24:17):
Oh, I got you was not you know, all inside
the fan tearing up my inside of my car and
making this huge rattling no it's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Were they toys?
Speaker 20 (24:29):
No?
Speaker 19 (24:30):
No, no, no, no personal hygiene products?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Okay, yeah, good one. Anonymous is back. Okay, Anonymous, let's go.
Let's go, Hi Billy.
Speaker 17 (24:44):
This is my like one of the most one of
my most embarrassing, like vacation things. I was over in
Italy last year and I was in Gucci and I
picked up a couple bags from myself and a couple
pair of sunglasses, so you know, the lad the salesperson's like, oh,
sit down, they're pouring me spackling wine. They're giving me
a car ride back to my hotel. Blah blah blah.
(25:07):
You know, the show was closed, you know, it was closing.
So I get a call and she says, oh, your
credit card's not going through.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I says, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You know?
Speaker 17 (25:15):
So I went up to the credit card people, you know,
in the store, and one of the bags I picked
out was not thirty five, you know, one hundred dollars.
It was thirty five thousand year rows. Okay, So I
was like going back. I'm like, oh my god, and
she's like, you know, then.
Speaker 16 (25:32):
The salesperson, I says like, I can't get this one.
Speaker 17 (25:35):
You know, it's like it was like thirty six thousand dollars.
And she's like, oh, but there's only two of them.
Look at and she's showing me her iPad. One is
in London and one is there. I'm like, I don't
care where it's from. So I didn't get a cab
back to my hotel, but I did get wine, and
I got my other bag and two pairs of sunglasses.
But that was pretty embassaed.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Look at you girlfriend multiple buys in the Gucci shop
in Italy. Let's go to Mathoin. What meth down from Marvelhead?
Her name is from Marlborough. I don't know. Okay, Hi,
what's your name?
Speaker 20 (26:11):
Mattoon from Marlborough?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Your name is meths Owan. I thought, Hey, what's up Mathon?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
I was in methuon yesterday.
Speaker 20 (26:24):
Awesome, You'll never forget me. Then it is a story.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Boy.
Speaker 20 (26:28):
Five six years ago, I was dating this gull who
was a Funamlian and I went to Marianna Rivera's house
and basically was talking to him. He was asking him,
he was asking me what I do and I asked
him what he was doing.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Oh who, what do you do?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
That's going to do it for the top five moments
of the week. Again. I'm producer Riley. Thanks for hanging
in with us.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
And on Monday we're starting something new, Kiss Cars and Concerts.
All the details are going to be given to you
at seven ten or check out the pin post on
the Kiss one Away Instagram.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Have good one guys,
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